Iceland Girl Came To MIA For A BBL And Claims Virgin? So We Put Her On A Lie Detector Test!
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Your body count.
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Name your age, what you do for a living.
Hi, my name is Askia.
I'm from Iceland.
Bless you.
Askia.
Ask, yeah, like ask.
Ask y'all.
Ask y'all.
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 19.
Okay.
And you said you're from Iceland?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm learning how to become a pilot.
Okay.
You gonna fly?
Yeah.
Planes?
Yeah.
I didn't get on your plane again.
Okay.
Alright, so you're in pilot school.
Are you learning here in America, or do you learn back in Iceland?
In Iceland, but I'm going to move to Florida, to Daytona Beach, and go to school there.
Oh.
Okay.
So, a full-time student?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, I guess you're in pilot school, so you're not in college.
It's more likely a trade school.
Okay.
Do you have a job, too, or no?
Just a full-time student?
Full-time.
Okay.
Highest education level completed, I guess, would that be school.
And then what relationship status?
Um...
Complicated?
I'm single.
I'm single.
Okay.
And my body count is I'm a virgin.
I'm a virgin, I'm single.
Okay.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Alright, are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
Divorced?
They were never married.
Okay.
They were just boyfriend and girlfriend.
Okay.
And then, fresh, your question.
Are you on birth control?
Yes, and I'm on the pills.
And you're a virgin?
You're a virgin?
Yeah, because I don't know...
The only reason why I'm on my period...
No, because I didn't want to start my period.
I only started to skip my period while I'm in Florida.
On the birth control.
Yeah, but when I go home, I'm not on it anymore.
Oh, so it's avoid your period, you went on a pill coming to Florida.
Is it hard to get the pills in Iceland?
No, but I just forgot them.
Oh, okay.
So wait, so you're 19, you're from Iceland.
Wait a minute.
So you live in Iceland right now, but you're moving here?
Yeah, like for school.
Okay.
When do you go back?
So are you going to go back to Iceland or are you going to just go to Daytona straight from here?
No, I'm just on vacation right now.
Okay.
So you're going to go back to Iceland?
Yeah.
I'm on a five-week vacation.
Five weeks?
Yeah.
Holy!
This is my first time to Miami within one year.
Okay.
Wait a minute.
Five weeks.
Why do you come to Miami?
What?
Why do you come to Miami?
What?
Why do you come to Miami?
Because the first time I went here was for some shit.
Federal shit.
No, I'm joking.
But like...
What?
Listen, I... I decided to come back to Miami with my friend and we had so much fun.
Oh really?
What did you do?
What did you do, virgin?
I did not come here to get gangbanged or anything.
I came here because of the weather and I like Americans.
Dick?
No!
I thought she came to get McMahon, but maybe I was wrong.
No.
Fresh, it's early, bro.
Okay, sorry.
I have enough time.
All right.
Cool.
Thank you for coming.
Okay.
So she said she's a virgin.
I don't believe that she's a virgin, but that's fine.
I am a virgin.
I'm a woman of God.
Yeah, okay.
Weird, brother.
What?
What?
Take him out, tagline.
Yeah, Fresh is love, man.
Yo, what you talking like, Fresh?
She's welcome, my God.
This is weird, bro.
That's not right.
Come on, Fresh.
Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey, shout out for us. - What's your name? - My name is Paula. - Paula.
- Okay, how old are you, Paula?
- I'm 24. - Where are you from? - Take a guess. - Earth?
Okay, Hispanic.
I'm gonna say...
Venezuelan?
Close.
Columbia?
Yeah.
Okay!
I'm from the lands of pleasure.
Let's go!
What part of Florida are you from?
From Bogota.
Okay.
That's the right flag.
What do you do for?
I'm an artist.
Okay, like you paint or?
Yep.
Okay.
Do you live in Colombia or do you live here now?
In this moment I'm living here.
Oh, okay.
How long have you been in Miami?
Two months.
Too much or two months?
Two months.
Two months.
Yeah.
Okay, I thought she said too much.
Same thing.
Yeah, I guess it's the same thing.
You said you're an artist and then highest education level completed?
What?
What's the highest level of schooling you finish?
College, high school?
Okay, I have a degree in business management, but like...
Four years?
Yep.
Okay, in Colombia?
Yep.
Okay, business management?
Okay.
What's your relationship status?
What?
Your relationship status?
I'm single.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
What?
No.
Okay.
And then, are you on birth control?
What?
No.
What?
Are you on birth control?
No, I'm not.
Your body count?
What?
No.
Okay.
Question.
Did you design your outfit?
Yeah, kind of.
Okay.
Yeah, I was painting in the street, so I have to be comfortable.
Okay, cool.
Shout out to Titty.
All right.
All right.
What about you?
Interesting.
My name is Wilma.
Well, well, okay.
I'm an esthetician.
Okay, how old are you?
Thirty-two.
Thirty-what?
I'm sorry?
Thirty-two.
Thirty-two, okay.
Why are you smiling?
Because they were so young.
Where are you from originally?
Puerto Rico.
Okay.
Oh, that's a red flag, bro.
And you said you're an esthetician?
Yes.
Okay.
You have kids?
Yes.
Puerto Rican, bro.
I knew it.
I just knew it, bro.
Okay.
What?
Good one.
What are you, highest education level completed?
Probably trade school, right?
No, I have a nursing degree.
Wait, nurse?
Do you have your bachelor's or associate's?
Associate.
Okay.
Where'd you get it from?
Universidad Interamericana.
Oh, is that in Puerto Rico?
Yes.
Okay.
Relationship status?
I have a boyfriend.
Okay.
Alright.
Is it the baby's father?
No.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
What's your birth ritual?
I'm sorry?
Birth control?
Yes.
Okay.
How long have you and your boyfriend been together?
Six years.
Okay.
Wow.
Okay.
How'd you guys meet?
How'd you meet your boyfriend?
We met in high school.
Oh, shit.
So you guys have known each other for a long time?
Yes.
Okay.
But got in a relationship somewhat recently?
Correct.
Okay.
Wait, so why didn't you want to date him earlier?
We were in different mindsets.
Interesting.
Oh, so you wanted to fuck and you wanted to date?
What?
I mean, you have different mindsets.
I mean, currently they're dating.
Well, I mean, guys in high school, they want to play girls, you know, and he was just...
Playing the field.
Yes, and, well, I was bullied constantly, so he was definitely not my type.
Every time I was like, oh, stay away.
Okay, he was a bully?
No, he wasn't a bully.
I was being bullied constantly.
And he was, let's say...
The famous good-looking kid.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Alright.
What's that show, Seinfeld?
Seinfeld?
You know who you look like?
Elaine.
Oh!
Bro, I promise you, first that came to my mind.
Pull her real quick.
Chris, pull it up real quick.
I'm like, bro, you look so like her.
Who's that?
I don't know who that is.
You can see right now.
A spitting image of her.
Literally, you're famous, by the way.
Oh, thank you.
Wait, who?
Who?
Ready?
Three, two, one!
Why am I scared?
That's you!
Okay, maybe a little.
I can see it.
Wow, that's your mom.
Spitting image facts.
Very interesting.
Only thing is she's them boys.
She's the Hispanic version.
Oh, yeah.
I'm Kayla.
I'm 31 and I'm a model.
Oh, you said that jokingly.
No, I am.
I just was, like, happy to say that.
Okay.
What do you model, like clothes?
Yeah, I've done L.A. Fashion Week, and I do a lot of bridal wear modeling, but I'm single, so it's kind of fun, you know?
Yeah, it's kind of fun.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm originally from Wisconsin.
Okay, what part of Wisconsin?
Milwaukee, 414.
Okay.
Basic bitch.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Okay, cool.
Do you live here in Miami now or are you just visiting?
Yeah, I live here in Miami.
I moved here from New York City a year ago.
I went to college there.
Okay.
Are you a full-time model?
That's what you do?
Yeah, mostly I'm also a writer and I teach kids writing at Miami-Dade College.
So are you like a professor or like a TA? Well, I'm a writing tutor there.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's so funny.
I don't know.
Okay.
Okay.
Highest education level, you said you went to college.
Where'd you go to college?
I went to St.
John's in New York.
Oh, yeah, I know where that is.
Exactly.
Queens.
Well, I went to Staten Island campus.
Oh, okay.
I didn't go to the Queens one.
Okay, the main campus.
Yeah.
St.
John's, what'd you major in there?
I did journalism and mass communications.
Okay.
And you got your bachelor's degree, I'm guessing?
Yes.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents still together?
Yes, they are.
Married for 30 plus years?
Are you on birth control?
No, I'm not.
I don't know.
I used to be, but not anymore.
What's your racial background?
I'm Sicilian and Polish.
Forget about it!
All right.
Cool.
All right.
Oh, you want to ask your model question?
Oh, you say you're a model, right?
Yeah.
You know Drake, the artist.
Yeah.
Talented musician.
Yeah.
His line that says, have you been in Vogue?
Yeah.
Well, when I get in Vogue, I'm going to send Drake a signed copy of Vogue.
Wow.
That's great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's going to happen.
I'm going to manifest it.
You go, girl.
Manifest it.
Definitely.
I just learned about manifestations.
Kayla, you got it.
Let's go.
I'm going to get so much money.
I need a job.
Why?
Because I can manifest.
All right.
Hold on.
You're pretty honest, right?
You're a pretty straightforward person.
You're pretty honest.
Is she going to make it?
Nope.
How many Instagram followers do you have?
Right now, I'm working on getting more.
What's the number?
What's the number?
Tell us!
I've got like 1600.
Is she going to make it?
Be honest.
Denied!
I don't know.
I don't know anything about modeling.
I don't know.
From your expert opinion, Miss Iceland.
Okay, go to Poopy Trap and find some hot...
Go to Poopy Trap tonight and meet the...
Meet the celebrities then and you can, like, get to know people.
You're like 10 years old!
I never said I've been there.
She ain't lying, bro.
Guys, go to Poopy Trap, man.
How does she know even about Poopy Trap?
Something's not right here.
Miss Iceland.
What?
Nothing.
Because I know people.
Ah, interesting.
Just...
I think you can make it if you will go to Poopy tonight.
I mean, her...
I mean, Drake is there tonight.
You can tell Drake tonight.
I mean, her...
I mean, her IG is pretty mall-esque.
You know, I want to lie to you.
Okay, well, you know what?
Drake is there tonight.
You can tell him you're going to be in Wauk.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
Is he there tonight?
Yeah, he is there.
How do you know?
Don't be...
Don't be...
Set me up here.
Are you sure?
Set you up.
You set yourself up.
What the hell?
Well, here's R.I.G. right here, and I was wondering who is this on the panel, but...
She will make it.
She's pretty, and she's soft, and she's...
You trying to say she don't look like her picture?
Chris, is that what you trying to say?
I ain't saying that, man, but, you know, real life is a whole different...
Alright.
You got it.
You're pretty old.
You're pretty old.
Thank you.
I can see myself.
Your face will look.
Thank you so much.
Do you want her to smash your nuts or some bullshit like that, bro?
Is he really going to be there?
I don't even know.
Yes.
Well, Travis is in town, so I don't know, but it's lit.
Alright.
How do you know that, though?
I... Girls know everything.
I'm not here to expose myself.
You're dead.
Alright, cool.
What about you?
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Ninja and I'm from Iceland.
Ninja?
Like ninja.
Yeah, N-I-N-J-A. But in Icelandic you say Ninja.
Ninja.
Okay.
And then how old are you?
I'm 18.
Okay.
You said you're from Iceland as well, right?
Yes.
What part of Iceland are you guys from?
I'm from the capital, she's like...
I'm from the west.
She's like that far away from the capital.
What's the capital of Iceland?
Reykjavík.
Reykjavík?
Yep.
Okay.
And what's the name of your town called?
Akranes.
Akranes!
I bless you!
Let's bless you!
Akranes.
Akranes?
Akranes.
Akranes.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I take care of old people and I like to sing.
Okay.
You can sing?
She was an Icelandic Eyrolf.
No way!
Can you sing for us a song all the way?
She has such a good voice.
Don't put me on the spot.
I believe in you.
Something.
Now I'm like nervous.
No, you got it.
She knows the celebrities in Iceland.
They are offering her to be on her song.
Anything you want to sing.
You have a platform.
Go ahead.
I don't know what it is that you've done to me.
I'm too nervous to sing.
That was pretty good.
My voice is like shivering.
It's like, no.
Okay.
That's not bad, though.
We listen to that in Iceland.
Like, people in America think we don't know American rappers and everything.
I was asked, how do you know this song?
Because I don't listen to Icelandic music.
Like, these rappers in America are, like, worldwide famous.
Um...
Does everyone speak English?
I'm assuming in Europe, not Europe, but in Iceland everyone speaks English probably?
Yeah, except maybe the old people.
They teach it in school?
They teach us at seven years old.
Yeah.
See, in Europe, everyone speaks two to three languages, bare minimum.
Only in America are we retarded and we don't speak a second language.
We have to know four languages.
What are the four?
So, Icelandic, English, Danish.
Danish is a language in Denmark, and you can choose if you learn Spanish, French, or German.
Wow.
Yeah, you can choose the fourth language.
Okay.
But everyone, pretty much, the younger people at least, they speak English and Danish at least, and Iceland.
It's like you learn, maybe in school you're taught like Spanish, but maybe you don't speak Spanish, like only the basics.
It's like the same with Danish.
Okay.
So yeah, the Icelandic kids are...
What's the name of your guys' language?
What?
Yeah.
Icelandic.
Oh, it's called Icelandic.
It's the name of the language.
Our own language.
Okay, Icelandic.
Okay.
And it's not, because I heard you guys speaking before, it doesn't really sound like it's Slavic.
No, it's not Slavic.
It's like the Vikings used to speak this language.
Oh shit.
And it's ancient as fuck.
Okay, that makes sense.
As fuck.
It's one of the hardest languages in the world.
Is it close to Dutch at all or Danish or no?
Danish and Swedish.
Swedish and Danish, yeah.
It's very close to Swedish.
I feel like Swedish is like a mix of English and Icelandic together.
What's harder?
Norway language or Icelandic?
Icelandic is one of the hardest languages.
I heard you guys speaking it earlier and I was like, this doesn't sound...
Like anything.
Typically, if they speak Polish or Russian or something like that, I'd know, but I was like, what the hell is this?
I understood.
Can you say she belongs to the streets in Iceland?
What?
She belongs to the streets.
Me?
Can you say in Icelandic?
Yeah.
In Viking.
Wait, is that again?
Like, we don't have an Icelandic version.
If I'm gonna translate it right now.
That means she belongs to the streets in Icelandic?
She belongs to the ice.
Yo, fuck this shit, bro.
Oh my god.
Yeah, I'm telling you.
It's hard as fuck.
Okay.
How do you say it in Spanish?
She belongs to the streets.
What?
In Spanish, Espanol, she belongs to the streets.
She belongs to the streets.
Okay.
Would you guys say it the same way?
I mean, Puerto Rican Spanish is very similar to...
You guys would say it the same way, pretty much?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Very, very interesting.
Wow.
I would ask you, but do you speak Italian or Polish?
Bro, she's basic, bro.
No, I... Mama Mia!
I'm out of Wisconsin.
All I know is farms and cows.
All right, so you said you'll take care of old people, so you're kind of like a nursing assistant, I guess?
Yeah.
Education, high school, probably, right?
You graduated high school.
No.
You dropped out?
No, I dropped out of college.
We finished high school at 16.
Oh, okay.
And you choose at 16 if you go to college or not.
Oh, okay.
So she did graduate high school?
Yeah, high school, yeah.
Okay, but you guys finished.
So how long is, you said high school is three years?
Yeah, three years.
Then you can graduate at 19 and then you choose if you go to university or not.
Okay.
Very different.
I'm confused.
Why Miami?
It's so random.
Okay, I'm not even...
Should I tell you the truth?
Yeah, tell us!
Okay, I'm not even gonna lie.
The first time I came here, I was 17 years old, and I was like, fuck.
I was so brainwashed by the internet, I was like, okay, we're gonna get a PPL. And I saved all my, like, 17-year, like, I was a 17-year-old jit saving up for...
Is it jit?
Did she just say jit?
Yo, what?
She likes niggas.
She likes niggas.
This is like two years ago?
This is like two years ago?
One year ago.
My birthday was a few days ago.
Oh, so you just turned 19?
Yeah, my birthday is in January.
One month after my 18th birthday, I had my PPR surgery, but I went alone here.
I only discovered things by myself.
I didn't do anything.
Chris, I swear to God, she likes niggas, bro.
Wait, hold on.
You got BBL? I don't discriminate.
I got a BBL, but it's like...
Alright, sign up.
Let me see.
No.
I didn't show it, man.
Yes, man.
Not for free.
Not for free?
What the fuck?
Okay, I got the most natural BBL ever.
Nobody has asked me about BBL before.
Natural BBL? I mean, I'm sorry.
It's kind of small, though.
Yeah, like, I'm telling you.
Like, it's so natural.
Natural BBL? I saw you a flat before.
Wait, so you came to Miami for BBL at 17 years old?
No.
One month after, I saved my 17 years old money.
Come here.
Who paid for it?
Me.
I saved money as a 17 year old jit.
And then I came...
That's Miami slang that niggas use.
This is my fourth time to Miami.
And I always, when I come here...
Why is she talking like this, though?
Bro, you bugged it.
She was in the locker, bro.
What?
I'm bugging?
Yeah, you're bugged it.
Oh, damn.
What, she bugging?
What?
That's the hood, ain't it?
Yeah, I'm from the trenches, you feel me, J? What?
Nigga!
I can see you!
I can see you!
Get out, bro!
All right, baby.
Get out, Moza!
He's gone!
Oh, shit.
Urquit.
No!
Okay.
All right.
Should we define for the audience what a JIT is?
Because some of them might not even know.
JIT is a young'un.
What?
What up, young'un?
Bro!
Bro!
Whose mans is this?
Whose mans is this, bruh?
I'm not no mans.
I'm an independent woman from Iceland, you know.
I'm out, I'm out.
What the fuck, man?
I'm so confused right here.
Let me finish here.
I don't understand this.
Are your parents still together?
No.
No?
Okay.
Are you on birth control?
Yes.
Okay, so both of you guys.
All right.
So, you came here at 17 to do a BBL surgery.
Yeah.
The second time I came to Miami was to be with my friend and explore Miami.
But then we met people in Miami.
Man, she's not a virgin, bro.
I am a virgin.
So this is your third time that you came to Miami?
Fourth.
Fourth.
So the first time you came, you were 17 years old, you did a BBL. No.
She was 18.
18.
One month after my 18th birthday.
Her English is like, you know...
My English is really good.
Sometimes when you speak, you say not what you mean.
When I was 17 years old, I decided to get the BBL. Okay, but you came here when you were 18 to actually do it.
Okay, so you got the surgery, then what?
Then, like, I was like, my friend, okay, we were being sued.
Sued?
Okay, I had a best friend, and we, like, did some shit, and then we were sued for it, and we stopped being friends, but we got back together as friends because, like, the police called us...
A girl or a girl?
A girl.
And the police was like, you're getting sued, and we were like, shit, DM'd each other, and we were like, okay, we need to meet and talk about this.
I went to her crib, and when I was there...
We just, I just started telling her about the BPL because I could not sit on my butt because I was wearing the faha, so she needed to squeeze.
She was wearing the faha.
So I had to lay in the bed, like, and then we were just talking about, like, Miami.
Then we were like, fuck it.
She would just go to Miami, even though we had not been friends for a long, long time.
And we went to Miami and it was just so fun.
We met so many people like we were from July to August and then we just decided to come back again in October and then I was like fuck I want to go again.
I was always like three weeks is not enough here.
And I'm for five weeks now and I don't think it's enough.
Okay, so I'm a little confused.
So you said you got sued?
For what?
Okay.
When I was a 16-year-old, I was a menace.
What?
I was a menace.
Oh, you got sued in Iceland?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You didn't get sued here.
You got sued in Iceland?
Yeah.
Okay.
But they sued me for like 20-something Ks.
Okay.
U.S. dollars?
Yeah.
Did you pay?
Fuck no.
I'm not a fucking goofy.
A goofy?
No.
It was either you pay this 20-something K and this case will get dropped, or you will stand for yourself and talk.
And I'm like, no, I'm not going to pay that shit.
What did you get sued for?
What the fuck is going on right now?
What'd you do?
You said you were- I think the case is not closed, so I'm not gonna get into details.
Yo, Ice!
Get her, man.
Ice, where you at?
It's in Iceland.
We don't have ice there.
No, I mean, here.
FBI, open up!
I've never done anything I'm not supposed to do in Miami, so this is like three years ago when I was a 16-year-old kid.
Okay, so you got sued at 16.
Yeah.
Can you say what you were sued for at least?
Like, what they alleging?
What did they allege?
For...fighting.
For fighting?
Yeah.
They sued you for fighting?
Yeah, this is some white people shit.
This is some white people shit.
Look at you're white!
What the fuck is they all doing this stupid white people shit?
What part of Miami were you living in?
Yo, what the fuck?
No, no, this was in Iceland.
She got sued.
Yeah.
Did you beat her ass or something that bad?
I'm not saying anything, but I'm saying that these girls...
She's smart, bro.
She fucking had an axe and shit.
These girls have no right to sue one!
*Maniacal laughter* The Viking came out again.
*Maniacal laughter* *Maniacal laughter* *Maniacal laughter* Oh my god.
*Maniacal laughter* *Maniacal laughter* I cut off her hand.
I cut off her hand.
I don't understand when these girls started this shit and then sue afterwards.
Even though they...
Oh, I get it now.
So you go into a fight and she sued you for damages to her face or something?
Her body?
It was...
I don't know.
Anyways.
Okay, we're gonna move on.
You are definitely in a predicament.
I don't understand fully, but...
But I'm just saying it was two versus two.
I were basically four, and my friend was literally on the ground.
They were kicking her head, and I took them off them.
I was like...
Nah, bro.
Nah, bro.
So did you hit her with the spear, or what did you do?
What is spear?
You know, an axe.
With the Leviathan axe or something?
Thor's hammer.
Yeah, did you hit her with a hammer?
No.
Some other ancient shit you have never heard of before.
The Leviathan axe?
Okay.
We're not a real viking though.
We're out of war, bro.
Okay.
What the fuck?
I'm confused, bro.
This is different, bro.
She's a character.
She's from Miami, bro.
I'm from the city.
Liberty City.
Yo, what the?
I believe her.
Nah, I'm joking.
I'm not from the city.
I'm not from the city.
No, you're from Miami.
You was in my hometown.
You was my neighborhood.
Okay.
Um, yeah.
Okay.
But I'm not from the city.
Okay.
I think we got through the questioning.
Yeah, yeah.
My friend looks like, what the fuck, girl?
She's like, get me out of here.
And you guys have been here for five weeks?
No, three.
You have two left.
Oh, okay.
We are staying at South Beach.
Do you guys party at clubs?
A lot.
No, we don't.
I party a lot.
No, we don't do that because we're underage and we're never doing it.
I party in Iceland.
Yeah, in Iceland, but in Miami, we're angels.
Yo, HBO, you can't make this shit up.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo.
I promise you, bro.
Yo, chat, when I said Miami is crazy, this is what I'm saying, man.
I've seen it all, bro.
Now they're speaking Icelandic.
Ah, it's okay.
I don't want to guess.
All right.
Okay.
Very interesting.
Well, actually, just a fun fact as well.
They have questions here for us.
We're going to go through it first.
Pretty funny ones.
Read the chats?
Yeah.
We'll do it first.
All right.
So I'll read some of these chats, and then we'll get into it.
Very interesting.
Very, very interesting situation here.
What do we got here?
Jules.
Jules goes, girls on a panel, you're pre...
You're pregnant.
I gotta put my glasses on.
Go ahead.
If your first child, and your guy just got news, his homeboy got shot in his critical condition, whose size should he be on?
Shout out merch gang, WChris, WFNN. So, you're pregnant, your guy just got a call, his friend got shot, who should he be by?
You or his friend?
Oh shit.
We'll start here.
It's a life and death situation.
Critical.
And I would, of course, like, in their perspective, I would, of course, like, allow them to meet their friend because maybe it's the last time they would see them.
And, like, you may not be, like, there at the birth, but you will be there for the rest of their life and you're maybe not going to see your friend again.
So, like, I would not be, like, I would not, like, be mad at all of you who was at my birth.
Yeah, she a nigga, bro.
Alright, cool.
What about you?
In this situation, I just made a call to someone that can help me to get help with my partner.
So, I will do all the things that he says to me to do them and help him, I guess.
So, you would call a friend or call him?
Yeah, a friend to call someone that I know who can give me the best advice to help him to recover there in that moment because I will be shocked.
She's going to be in shock with the baby.
Oh, so she's going to call a friend.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you don't mind if he goes to see his friend that's in critical condition?
Yeah.
Well, if he's in a critical condition, I will try to do the best things that for me was called to someone who can help me to do something.
Maybe an ambulance or something like that.
When she's pregnant.
Okay.
Okay, cool.
What about you?
What about you?
What would you do in that scenario?
What would you do?
Is she just pregnant or is she giving birth?
No, you're pregnant.
Okay, am I pregnant or am I giving birth?
And his friend is in critical condition.
Like, he could die.
You're giving birth.
Oh, I'm giving birth.
Then he needs to stay by my side.
Damn, let his friend die?
Oh my God.
Well, I mean, what is he going to do?
That's what I'm asking you.
Yeah.
I mean, but he's going to go see his friend and what?
He's not a doctor.
He's not going to do anything different.
And he's in critical condition.
The friend won't even know if he's there or not.
I could argue he's not a doctor, but you're giving birth too.
I'm sorry?
He's not a doctor, right?
Right.
Are you giving birth, too?
Yes, but I'm awake, and I know he's there.
Let's argue that the friend is awake, too.
No, you said he's in critical condition.
He could die, yeah.
He still needs to be by my side.
Damn.
All right, what about you?
What do you think, Miss Wisconsin?
I'm going to go with the majority opinion and say that he should be by his friend because I would just feel terrible if his friend does die and then I don't know because also like he'll have the child that's a life but then his friend might die so we might never see him again and I would just feel terrible if I took that away from my partner and I think that's important.
And in relationships, you have to compromise and stuff like that might happen.
So I think it would be fair.
Okay.
What about you?
I forgot the question.
Okay, two scenarios.
You're pregnant with his kid.
His friend is actually possibly going to die from getting shot.
Who should he be with?
I'm pregnant by his friend?
No, no.
By him.
By him.
By him?
Yeah.
So your boyfriend, like are you pregnant?
Can she say it in Iceland?
By his friend.
By his friend, she said.
Damn.
Damn, shut up, Iceland.
Because I can do it by myself.
Call queen.
Okay.
She's independent.
Independent woman.
Ice queen, yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Interesting.
She don't need no Viking.
Okay.
Ladies, what a question you wish men ask women more but never or rarely asked.
That's a good question.
We'll start right here with you.
What is a question that men never ask women but you wish they did?
Okay.
What?
We'll start right here with you.
A question that men never ask women that you wish they asked more.
I have to think about it.
I don't know.
Okay, I'll give you a break on that because it is kind of a hard question.
Anybody here got an idea?
Or you want to think about it and I'll come back to it.
Let's go back to this question.
Think of something that you wish men asked you more but they don't.
All right.
Next one here.
Gough from McAllen, Texas goes, I hope you guys are doing well.
I truly do appreciate you guys so much.
By the way, I listen to you guys at my 12-hour job all the time, but I've been noticing you guys don't put the full episodes.
I really hope you guys could please change that.
They are fully on Rumble, guys.
Rumble.
They're all fully on Rumble, my friend.
You've got to download the app and watch it over there on Rumble, or you can just go to rumble.com.
All the videos are there.
That's how we fight back against censorship, guys.
YouTube, man, it is what it is.
I'm 24, United States Marine Corps vet.
I got, ladies, don't forget, a question that a guy doesn't ask you, all right, that you want him to ask more of.
I'm going to come back to you in a second.
I'm a 24-year-old U.S. Marine Corps vet.
I got married early at 20, now divorced, and it brought me a lot of hardship.
I thank you guys for getting me through it.
Shout out to the crew.
Shout out to you, bro.
Yeah, getting married at 20 years old is stupid.
I'm glad that you woke up and didn't do it.
Well, I actually did do it, but you got out of it.
Can you please put the full episodes on Spotify, FedReacts2?
I listen to you guys all the time in my job.
I know you guys can.
I mean, if Andrew Tate is there, I'm sure you guys could put the full episodes.
By the way, I'm trying to be like you, man.
Yeah, they're on Spotify, are they?
Moe, right?
Not allowed.
What do you mean not allowed?
I'll tell you.
Ah, okay.
Alright, yeah.
So you gotta go to Rumble, bro, to get it.
For Fresh and Fit.
So you gotta put it on...
You gotta go...
Yeah.
So it's not on Spotify.
But FedReacts is on Spotify.
So you gotta go on Rumble, dude.
And Rumble lets you listen to it with the app closed.
So you'll be fine.
Or you can minimize.
Pimp Rogers goes, Ladies, honest question.
What's worse?
An 18-year-old female going into sex work or an 18-year-old marrying a millionaire?
Marrying a millionaire.
Damn.
Sats for life.
No, he's asking what's worse.
That is the other thing.
Okay, going into sex work?
Yeah.
Okay, what about you?
What's worse?
18 years old, being maybe independent with OnlyFans, or getting married to a minor?
It's the first one.
Of course, it's most worse.
A woman that works in OnlyFans or things like that.
Yeah.
Which one is worse?
Yeah.
Which one is worse in your opinion?
The first one.
Okay.
One OnlyFans?
Sex work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because it's sexual work.
Okay.
Okay.
What about you?
Sex work.
Thank you.
Okay, I think it depends on the type of sex work we're talking about, because if it's OnlyFans...
That's fine, let's say OnlyFans.
Right, if it's OnlyFans, I feel like their life isn't...
I don't think it's going to be ruined, I think.
But if an 18-year-old is...
You say ruined?
Ruined.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
That's your teacher?
Whatever.
I know, teacher?
Journalism?
But, if you're marrying a millionaire at age 18, basically, like, their whole life, unless they get divorced, but their whole life is pretty much going to be, like...
Over?
I don't know.
Like, I just can't imagine that.
I feel like that's...
You think their life is over when they get married at 18?
Unless they really love them, maybe, but I just feel like you'd feel like you were in prison.
Controlled, huh?
Yeah.
Interesting.
The mindset there.
I don't know.
I just think that's scary.
Would you ever do OnlyFans?
No.
Why not?
Absolutely not.
It's freedom, no?
I don't know.
I just...
It's not for me.
Like...
So wait, hold on, hold on.
So you're...
Let me get this straight.
So you wouldn't do OnlyFans, but you're saying it's worse for...
Would you prefer to do OnlyFans or get married to a millionaire?
Keep it a bean.
Oh my gosh.
I don't know.
You're on the spot.
I mean, which one would you rather do?
Well, I don't know.
What do you want to do?
I just can't...
I don't know what I would do.
I would...
Holy crap.
I mean, you model, so...
We have to see, okay, what's this millionaire we're talking about?
But also, maybe if the millionaire is like...
I don't know.
Cool.
Wait, wait, wait.
But let's be here.
And he's hot, maybe?
You're 31, so your options are dwindling right now, okay?
So, like, I'm leading you to the side right now.
30's the new 20.
30's the new 20.
As a model?
Absolutely.
Not.
Absolutely.
Who told you that?
It's true.
There's so many supermodels.
They're in their 30s and some are in their 40s.
They're amazing.
Just marry the millionaire, man.
The millionaire.
We'll do the millionaire.
She would say the girl should go into OnlyFans instead of marrying a millionaire.
What about you?
I don't think sex work is worse.
You think sex work is worse?
Okay.
What do we got?
Okay, now, ladies, question that you want men to ask you more that they don't ask.
Go ahead.
I haven't even figured it out, but...
You stupid!
I think, like, where's your mentality?
Like, how do you feel?
Yeah, like...
Like, express your feelings.
Like, asking, like, about where you're, like, mentally, you know?
How do you feel instead of, like, just, like...
Okay, where are you at mentally, then?
That's the question you wanted to ask.
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm 18.
Okay.
No drama, no trauma?
I don't do drama.
I'm just chilling with my hoodie.
Okay.
What about you?
I would say I wish guys asked more about your communication style because I think, especially nowadays in this generation, a lot of men and women are almost scared to maybe call or I feel like a lot of people think sometimes they're bothering the person if they text a lot or they want to text all day.
Or maybe some people just don't want to do that, especially in the early stages.
So I just wish people would be more like, hey, do you want me to text you?
Good morning, good night.
Especially if they're into each other.
I think that that's important to talk about your communication style early on.
Okay.
That's not bad.
Do you need help?
With what?
Oh, so you wish more men asked you that.
Do you need help?
Yeah.
No, but with what?
To be specific.
With anything.
I feel like sometimes...
Money?
No.
Just anything.
It could be...
It could be something from cleaning, walking, whatever.
Anything.
Just that question of, do you need help with cleaning?
Six years, that nigga's a fucking bad.
Figure it out!
I don't help it out no more.
All right, what about you?
I was thinking about the number of the people that have sex or things like that.
Oh, body count?
Yeah, the body count.
You think you guys should ask girls that more?
Yeah, I was thinking that because it's something that the men always think, but they never ask it to you.
What is your number or things like that because it's a taboo.
They assume.
Yeah.
So what's your body count?
It's taboo.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Bro, is it what you asked?
No, no.
Is it what you asked?
No, it's because I don't have a number, exactly a number, but it's a question that they always have in mind.
Yeah, bro.
I'm just curious, what's yours?
It's less than the fingers.
It's less than 10?
Yep.
That was a lie.
Even Issa, a ruler about that.
I don't remember what is the ruler, but it's like, if she says, like, seven, you have to multiply it with three.
Divide by one.
No, it's not my case.
Okay.
Man, she's an artist, man.
To be on the Zaza.
What?
What?
To be on the Zaza, man.
Yeah.
Alright.
Yo, bro.
Chris, you're funny, nigga.
Yo.
Hey, listen, bro.
Chris.
Don't fuck up.
What?
I said don't fuck up.
Chris, to be respectful to you, bro, we're on the same page, bro.
We're gonna need to be English.
But you know what?
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you do actually.
Yeah, you're right.
Anyhow, what about you?
What about you?
A question that men should ask women more.
I just feel like...
Or you wish they asked more.
Yeah, I just feel like women overall act like things are fine when, like, it may become something up between them and then they will just say, yeah, I'm fine.
Like, and, like, leave hints.
And then the guy will be like, like, this is just how women work.
I'm not talking, like, about me.
The guy...
My English, sorry.
I'm thinking in Icelandic and say it in English.
But, like, the guy will say just, oh, okay, you're fine.
Then, like, it goes on.
Except, like, I think guys should ask, like, ask more, like, what is in your mind?
Like, I think women should be more open than closed.
Like, I just think...
So I should ask what's on your mind more?
Yeah, like, what are you thinking?
And, like, if you're okay.
Instead of just, like, moving or...
Because you're holding in your feelings.
Yeah, and you're saying, yeah, I'm fine.
Like going to Miami and getting BBL. Got it.
I'm real.
I would never lie about that.
No, but he didn't ask you, right?
Who?
Your guy.
I don't have a guy.
Okay.
All right.
I'll try to get her there.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
McKinney.
McKinney goes, WCMFNF, boys, I find it fascinating that these women nowadays always use God and religion to cover for their whole behaviors and lie about being virgins, especially God first or the Bible verse in our IG bio.
Lie detector test for Miss Iceland.
Oh, shit.
So, are you confident in saying that you're a virgin?
Yeah.
There's no paper, no evidence.
We can play a game.
Okay, let's play a game.
A lie detector test.
Okay, let's do it.
I'm confident as fuck.
Check your pulse.
And if you're lying, they're going to call you out.
Alright, we have a lie detector that we're going to put you on.
Let's go, bro.
I'm virgin as fuck.
Virgin as fuck!
What about you, Miss Iceland Part 2?
Are you also a virgin too?
Nah.
I'm keeping it real.
Of course.
Hold on, is she a virgin?
Yes.
How do you know?
Because I know.
Because she said that.
Alright.
Okay.
Oh, I forgot to write here.
Are you in a relationship or no?
No.
No?
Okay, so you guys are both...
Well, I should have assumed that them being both in Miami.
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you mean about that?
I mean, coming to Miami when you're in a relationship, you think that's a good idea?
By yourself?
Yeah.
We are acting really innocent here.
So, yeah?
No, no, no.
Acting.
You assume?
No.
You know, I don't have the same vocabulary as you in English.
So maybe I said acting, but I'm saying I am, like, doing it for real.
When she talks, it sounds like she's meaning something else.
A lot of the times.
And a lot of times, she, like, says things and it sounds, like, really bad, you know?
And that's why I always go, like, oh, my God.
She's trying, she's trying.
She's trying, you know?
And I understand what she means, but it sounds different for, like, Americans.
Because I'm trying to say they write from Icelandic.
Okay, Jet, we got you.
Yeah, Jet.
All right, Jet, man.
All right, I see you're going to put her on the lie detector.
All right, we got the lie detector over here.
So you can just take your headphones off and then she'll put you over here.
She'll put you on.
Yeah, so we have a lie detector here on this couch.
I didn't pay for it.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We are not capping.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's see if the Viking is telling the truth.
Okay, let's see if the Viking is telling the truth.
You can take your headphones off.
And then she'll put you over here on a lie detector.
And we have a mic and everything else over there.
Okay.
I'm not showing anything for free.
Okay, she's going to hide behind Fresh as she goes.
Hide the camera and go.
Lord have mercy.
Okay.
Okay, all right.
Fantastic.
That was a terrible BBL drop.
Nigga, she got no ass.
Don't worry about Fresh.
She's seen a lot of BBLs.
She's got less than Kayla.
What?
I said who?
Who's Kayla?
It's all natural for me.
It's natural, that's what I'm saying.
Because I'm Sicilian, so we got big butts.
Mamma mia!
Okay, whatever.
Okay, let's continue on.
We got here, girls on the panel.
No, we got that one.
Okay, ratings from Fresh and Moe.
Shemel Casper, The Friendly Ghost, five.
Cracked Out Demi Lovato, three.
Betty Boop, six.
J.K. Rowling in her prime, six.
Got your eyebrows.
And then QF, question for the panel, okay.
And then Got Your Eyebrows, three.
Goddamn.
Okay.
Would you rather fuck the guy you have in the friend zone or be single until death?
Oh shit.
Wow.
Okay, that's not bad.
Would you rather hook up with the guy that you have in the friend zone or be single until you die?
Forever.
God.
Single.
Damn, it's that bad.
The guy in your friend zone is that bad?
Um, like, if I was drunk, that would, like, maybe it would happen, you know, but...
You're waiting for that day.
I can't wait!
Get her drunk!
Get her some vodka!
I'm on it!
Alright, what about you?
Single till death or being a guy in your friend zone?
I would say single so I can die with dignity.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's how little respect girls have for guys in the friend zone.
Alright, what about you?
Same.
Single.
Damn.
Damn.
What about you?
I prefer my hands.
Oh, shit.
Pamela.
See you fucking losers out there that sit there in the friend zone?
That's how little these girls respect you.
For years, by the way.
Holy.
Alright, who's up next?
Look at this fucking busted ass panel.
These bitch ass bitches look like they actually got kicked off Epstein's Island for looking like Moe's ass crack after Taco Bell.
What the fuck?
I wouldn't even smash the gargoyle with Chris's dick.
Even Jesus is praying for them.
Goddamn!
Chris, you got anything you want to say back to him?
He was so smashed, man.
Can we see a picture of him, though?
I really want to know what Buff Alien looks like.
Oh, shit!
Bump Alien.
Bump Alien, drop your Instagram, nigga.
Yeah, drop it, bro.
Aliens must not...
They must have different tastes.
Bump Aliens.
Yo, Bump Alien.
Drop your Instagram, bro.
Don't be scared.
If you're a real G, drop your Instagram, bro.
Drop your Instagram.
A lot of y'all like to talk shit behind a keyboard.
We'd like to see what some of y'all look like, bro.
This would be hilarious.
She said, Ms.
Iceland said you live in your mom's basement.
Probably.
Shannon Briggs goes, W for Money Monday.
As I was working overtime, I had a question for this Me Too movement.
Ladies, you're dating a guy making $300,000 per year, but one of your friends claimed he graped her, but there is no hard evidence.
Are you staying with him or leaving?
Habibi.
Habibi!
Okay.
Okay, we go on Miss Columbia.
Let's say a dating guy, he's making $300,000 per year, but your friend accused him of assaulting her in the past.
Are you leaving him, or are you not going to believe her?
Again, again, again, please.
So, your boyfriend makes a lot of money.
Okay.
And he's asking the question, what if one of your friends said to you, he, like, did stuff with her?
Okay.
Against her, you know, will?
Would you stay or leave your boyfriend?
Okay.
No, again, again, again.
I need to rethink.
Okay, okay.
Your boyfriend?
Okay, my boyfriend.
Mucho dinero.
Yeah, a lot of money.
Pero...
You stupid.
Tu amiga?
Fuck you.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
Don't say that.
But your friend actually tells you, listen...
Chama, your man had sex with me and I didn't want it.
Would you stay with your boyfriend or leave because of what your friend said to you?
No, I leave him.
You leave him?
Yeah.
But there's no evidence.
You're just talking.
No, I leave him.
So you believe your girlfriend over your man?
You're stupid!
Yeah, because I think...
I know how a woman works.
It could be a good text for him because I know how she will going to have many strategies to get him and I will see of the things that he will do with that.
So it's like a test for me.
If she asks something that happens to him and he develops some strange things, I will say something is happening with this girl because I know she will do something with him.
So he's like a test for me.
Alright, what about you?
Are you leaving or are you staying?
I think I know my boyfriend well enough to stay.
She lying, huh?
She's lying.
She lying, ho.
Alright, what about you, Miss Wisconsin?
What are you doing?
I mean, I don't know.
So you know, man.
Like...
I'll be honest, I would probably stay and then...
Maybe a lie detector test.
Okay.
And see who's lying.
If you have one.
If we have one, yes.
Well, we'd have to bring him on this podcast.
You what?
Alright.
Alright, man.
She ain't got no answers, bro.
She's the definition of you ain't got the answer, Sway.
I match her at a model pageant.
Bro.
Miss Wisconsin, what do you think about the world's hunger?
I don't know.
What do you think about life itself?
I don't know.
Well, those are easier to answer.
Oh, really?
These questions.
Really?
How do you end the world's hunger?
But you just...
I don't know.
Like...
Funny niggas.
All right, cool.
What about you?
That's why women...
I'm telling y'all, man.
A woman's vote should only be 50%, man.
Amen.
Amen.
All right, what about you?
That question was...
Okay, let's say it for you again.
So your boyfriend makes a lot of money.
Your friend, let's see her over here, says to you, listen, your boyfriend, back in the day, he grits me as in like he, you know, has sex with me, you know, without my will.
Leave him.
What'd you say or would you leave?
Leave him.
You leave?
It's not hard to leave him.
Okay, keep in mind, there's no hard evidence at all.
She's telling you this out of her mouth.
She's telling you, but you don't know for sure because there's no evidence.
What would you do then?
It's really hard for me to, like...
Because I'm thinking in Icelandic, you know?
I would have to, like...
I would have to dig up the truth, you know?
Because, like...
Detective skills.
Okay.
Okay.
Alright.
Okay.
Are we ready to do the light detector?
No, because the pulse section isn't on right now.
It's not working.
Because it's not reading her pulse.
Oh, it's not reading her pulse?
Because she's part of Icy, you know.
Icy, you know what I'm saying?
So it's like the ice in her veins.
No pulse.
Alright, we got it.
We got it.
She nervous though.
No, she's got no pulse.
She said she's not nervous.
Sweaty Betty.
Sweaty Betty.
Sweaty Betty, bro?
Sweaty Betty.
Let's continue on.
Alright, cool.
We'll get it ready here in a second.
Okay.
Okay, we got a Ragnar...
What?
Okay.
Ragnar Sharmuth is in the building.
Anyways, ratings from Forrest.
Unfitterker, fresh.
Poopy Trap, two.
The Shitty Artist, three.
Hopeless Mom, four.
Cat Smells Like Fish, three.
Bedhead, one.
That's okay.
Fresh brings back, bring back Askaja back to the crip.
We gotta do her, do her in the night, like, blade?
What the fuck?
Yo, nigga, I told you, man.
The people is crazy.
You like, you like, you like black guys, right?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, man, come on, man.
She don't discriminate.
There you go, Fresh.
Not with that BBL. You watch!
Don't worry.
You gotta show them.
The work.
You gotta show them the work.
Hold on, let her do the lie detector.
Okay.
Pull up the blonde next to fresh IG cap on her being a virgin.
Oh, shit.
Her Instagram?
What?
We'll talk about that here in a second.
We'll pull it up.
Okay.
Ladies, what is a question you...
No, we got that one from Cam two times.
Makani says, W's to my FNF boys.
Oh, Icy SightTube says, going next to fresh is hips.
What?
What does that mean?
Hmm?
What does that mean?
What?
Where?
H-V-I-T-T? Girl next to us is white trash.
Damn!
Is that what that means in Icelandic?
Yeah.
They probably translated it.
It sounds like that.
Oh.
You guys are pretty base, by the way.
These two guys are pretty base.
What does that mean?
Because you're very, like, centered on the truth.
I don't know about that.
Except her, except her.
All right, where did Chris find these degenerate Iceland chicks at?
LOL JIT. Holy, this is what happens when you're on the internet a lot.
YouTube has become the new Duolingo if you're trying to learn and speak American slang.
Okay.
Okay.
Iceland, you still owe me for the grain that your family needed from me during last winter.
That's from Johnny85.
What the fuck?
Like wheat.
Yo, grain.
Grain.
Chris Akingo is formerly known as Chris as a bum, and I have changed my ways.
Chris is the funniest thing on the show with the ad-libs and keeping it real with these real force bills.
You laugh like a female.
Chris is king.
Alright, I like that one.
Those of you who have anything to say back tonight, nigga?
No.
Appreciate you, bro.
Alright.
John May.
Alright, go ahead, Fresh.
Thank you for everything you do, gentlemen.
That was a fantastic Money Monday.
Get those boys too sleazy each for the night.
They better not leave Miami blocked up.
Okay?
Okay.
Fresh's Balls.
Yes, sir!
Oh, I got this.
Okay.
Fresh's Balls goes, hey, yo, Fresh!
I'm tired of dealing with these weak women that say they can handle it but start running away as soon as it goes in.
We need a lady on the streets but a freak in the streets that can cook a nigga's spaghetti, shrimp, and steak.
Ladies, you need to take all of them.
Yes, sir!
Anybody here want to take Fresh's Balls offer?
Yes, sir!
You know what's crazy?
I met a guy that watches the show.
He's like, bro...
That nigga's your best wingman.
No, he's not!
This is weird, bro.
Yes, sir!
What the fuck?
Come on, man.
You can't lie that he's probably set up a few alley-oops in the past.
It's funny, man, but yeah, yeah.
Get a fresh!
Get the Columbia one, right?
Columbia.
See, they're making fun of Chris, too, bro.
That's Chris.
Chris, that's you, man.
That's you, bro.
I don't even know.
I really don't even know.
Ladies, would you rather be with a loyal man making 50k a year or a man making 500k per year that you know will cheat?
Okay.
I ain't trying Chris like that, bro.
Yeah, what's going on right now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Question, ladies.
Are you going to just move on?
I'll answer that one.
Well, I would take...
I don't know.
I'll answer it.
So I believe in love.
Like, maybe this generation doesn't believe in that anymore, but I do.
And what I would say is I would take the 50K guy and then just make the money, like make more money, be successful.
And that's it.
So you would take care of him.
Well, I think also too, why not like start a business together and then you both can make more money.
So hold on, you're going to bring him up from nothing to something.
Yeah, like be a partnership, like be a team.
Yeah.
Right?
Everyone says start a business.
There's plenty of men out there right now making 50k a year.
Why are you single?
Because, like I said, I believe in love.
Love is free.
But I just haven't gotten in the relationship where I feel like a good connection.
So, we'll see.
I don't know.
I think you should marry and date for love, not for money.
Bro, you were lost, man.
I think.
Oh my god.
Alpha Ray Inc.
WFresh and Fit.
Before I heard y'all's podcast, I thought I was crazy for having the same mentality as y'all.
If a girl goes on vacation with another dude less than a month after the relationship was over, was he around while she was in a relationship?
Of course, bro.
On some level.
Or he was in her DMs, for example, waiting for a chance, and she opened up to him more when you guys broke up.
Yeah.
We got this thing going?
Almost there.
Alright, they got the lie detector almost going.
They couldn't get a pulse on Miss Iceland, I guess, ice their veins.
Alright, Paula, this dark-skinned brother here is a top 1% man.
Let's be honest, you might never get a chance at landing one, so use this opportunity and grab it by the balls.
But ease that squeeze, baby.
I'll see you later in the bedroom.
Yes, sir!
Paula, what's your response to that?
Don't respond.
You don't like morenos?
No, I don't like the morenos.
No, no, no, pero él es caribeño.
Él es caribeño.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
No, I need more of that.
He's Caribbean.
He's Caribbean.
It's okay.
What'd she say?
Yo soy negrito.
What do you like?
How do you say white dude in Spanish?
Gringo.
I don't like the gringos too.
What do you like then?
Hispanic?
Asian?
No, for me it's a hard question because I search for something else like a connection so I don't have a specific guy with a I like it.
It's like, if I feel something inside.
Yeah, the vibe, the energy.
But can it be a Moreno though?
I never have it.
Can you even get a vibe with a Moreno?
I can do, if I feel something with a Moreno one, I like it.
Oh, you can feel alright, you can feel alright.
You will feel for sure.
Yeah, but I need to feel something deep.
Something that is not like a physical.
Yeah!
So you want to feel something deep with him?
No, no, no.
In general, in general.
In general, please.
Una Colombiana, Caribeño.
It's perfect, bro!
Okay, let's move on.
Oh, God damn.
Okay.
Where we at here?
It's major.
WFNFL, Chris, question for the panel.
What is the most important thing you have learned from your relationship that you can apply to the next?
That's not a bad one.
That's pretty good.
Last relationship, what's the most important thing that you learned?
We can start here with you.
Don't be afraid about things.
Because the last man, when I was dating, he was afraid to be with me.
So he just protect himself and he pushed me up.
So he didn't give us a chance to try things.
So if you have afraid, take the balls and go ahead and speak with your girl and Make clever the things.
Take the balls.
Take the balls.
Squeeze.
Please.
Dura.
Fuerte.
Okay.
What about you?
What did you learn from your last relationship that you can apply to the next?
Not to pretend to be something you're not.
Interesting.
Okay.
Was that on your side or his side?
On my side.
Wow.
Were you pretending that it was a real relationship or housewife?
I was just pretending to be something I'm not.
That was just not me.
Somebody that's not me.
Can you tell us what that was?
What did that entail?
Just from dressing differently, talking differently, just certain things that were just not me.
Did you dress more provocative or less provocative?
I will say more.
Oh, he wanted you to dress more provocative.
I will say, yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
I think it's important to communicate and be on the same page about what you want in life as far as careers and kids and family and things of that nature because I think like from my last relationship they like he wanted to just be kind of a nine to five guy and I am more Not, you know, I'm more like into doing...
Free spirit.
Yeah, exactly.
So I think it's important to be on the same page about that.
And I do think it can work still if you have that support as well.
I think it's important to support each other's goals and to work together as a team.
I think that's really important.
So yeah, I think just making sure that you support each other and what you want to do and that you...
Maybe you don't have the same exact vision, but you are both on board with your visions for the future.
Got it.
That was a plane ride.
Alright, what about you?
It's a trick question.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
What was the question again?
Stupid!
Okay, the question is, what have you learned for your past relationship for your next one?
Connection, no, um, communication matters.
Like, always communicate and, um...
I learned, like, not to, like, always, like, have good intentions, but don't expect, like, never expect anything, because you're gonna be, like, disappointed, you know?
So, like, but just have good intentions, you know, and support them, and, you know, it's like, it's a lot, it's too much to talk about.
Wrong!
Oh, sorry, my fingers slipped.
No expectations.
Alright.
What do we got here?
They're still doing a lie detector thing, guys.
We'll get it up here in a second.
What up, boys?
I was previously on a crypto comment.
It's pronounced TeeLoIce10, but mad love for y'all.
But questions for the ladies.
If you can redo the night you lost your virginity, would you?
Oh, shit.
Not a bad question.
Would you redo the night that you lost your virginity if you could?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Okay.
How would you redo it?
I don't know.
Okay.
What about you?
If you could redo it, would you?
Absolutely.
How would you redo it?
I would have made it, like, you know, waited, honestly.
You would have waited?
I think, you know, wait for the right person.
Where's he at now?
I don't know.
It's been years.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Like I said, I don't know anything, do you?
You know nothing.
Her number one answer throughout this entire podcast is, I don't know.
I like to laugh after I say, I don't know.
Alright, what about you?
Would you redo The Night You Lost in Virginia if you could?
Yes.
Why?
Different location.
What was that?
In a car?
No.
In a park?
No.
Just in a room, but in a party, and it was not great.
Just the environment.
A high school party?
No.
Well, I mean...
Well, I was in high school, but it wasn't a high school party.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
No.
Oh, you want to change it?
Yeah, I would change it.
Okay, why would you change it?
Because it wasn't very well for me.
It was a bad experience for me.
So I will change everything about that night.
Okay.
You'll change everything you said?
Yep.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
Guys, we're going to do the lie test right now.
It's up and ready.
What do we call the lie test?
Well, you know, we're going to detect all the lies.
But guys, CryptoCourse.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guys, CryptoCourse is live right now, man.
Quick little announcement for y'all.
If you're tired of being a brokie, go ahead and get into the Crypto Mindset course, guys.
We did a podcast earlier with Charlie from Cultivated Crypto and Miguel from DollarCost Crypto.
Go ahead and get in there, guys.
Only $1,000 to join in, and you're going to go ahead and get a bunch of webinars, live Zoom calls, where you can go ahead and ask all your questions on crypto.
And, man, just stop being a Goddamn broke you, man.
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And you can ask any question in there, anytime.
They got your back.
But also, Myron showed last stream his portfolio.
Here, I'll pull it up again.
Insane numbers, by the way.
And it's all because Charlie and Miguel told us what coins to buy.
He purchased those coins as well.
And it's up over 200K. So shout out to Myron for showing you guys his portfolio.
I'll show you guys my real crypto portfolio right now, okay?
Off the information that these guys gave me.
So...
They say, oh, it's a scam!
Oh, shit.
Yeah, they always say it's a scam.
But...
That is not...
Four?
Four?
Boom?
Yeah, I can see that right there.
Crazy, bro.
Right?
So...
You guys see it right there.
Yeah, $273,000, guys.
And that's just off of the information that they told me, hey, buy this coin at this time, blah, blah, blah.
So you guys can go ahead and get your money up as well, and not be a brokie if you're tired of being a brokie.
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Ain't nobody gonna show you guys their crypto portfolio like that, and that's thanks to these guys.
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You just gotta go ahead.
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Y'all would've almost doubled your money on Ethereum at this point, because Ethereum, when we were telling y'all how to buy, it was like 1,200, 1,300, 1,400.
So, yeah, man, go ahead and get in the course, guys.
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Now it is time to figure out if it's a version or not.
Okay.
Let's go to Rumble, though, first of all.
Okay, we're going to switch on over to Rumble.
All right, guys, so we're going to go ahead and do the lie detector test over on Rumble.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit.
Guys, come on over right now.
Come on over.
Let's go.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit.
Miss Iceland, are you ready?
Yeah.
Today is Judgment Day for you.
I don't have to redo my virgin day because I never did it.
Like the question you had earlier, will you redo your virginity day?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't have to worry about that or regret that.
Because you never did it.
Yeah, there you go.
Okay.
I like how she's setting herself up for the lie.
Okay, great.
Okay.
Okay.
So, go ahead, Chris.
You're the niggler-refer.
I mean...
What?
Niggler-refer.
Niggler-refer.
Polygrapher, he's a niggler-refer.
Damn.
She was like...
Damn.
Like, she said she didn't have to redo her shit, and she spiked.
But, um...
All right, so, listen.
What?
So, yes or no?
Ready?
Jamar, what was the sound effect?
We got you.
I guess I got this sound effect right here.
I want to play the game.
So, are you a virgin, you know?
Yes.
Or no?
Yes.
Okay.
Let's wait 20 seconds.
Okay.
She said that's so monotone.
Yes.
But just so y'all know, when she was talking about the virginity thing just now, that striked...
Yeah, you were sweating.
So, green is sweat.
The pulse is red, guys, and breathing is blue.
So, yeah, people lie in different ways.
So, you know, if she's sweaty, then she's going to sweat.
It's going to spike a little bit, but...
And let's see.
Let's...
So far, it's...
Pretty steady.
Yeah, steady.
Yo, I ain't gonna hold you, bro.
Your Instagram says something different.
Oh, shit.
Do we have the Instagram?
Where's the Instagram?
Alright, we're gonna pull it up next, don't worry.
No.
But Chris is doing the niggler-free.
Bruh.
Niggler-free.
So...
Nigga-fied.
Can you ask me the questions first?
So, so far, her sweat is spiking up a little bit.
Okay.
Alright.
Looks like the breathing is stable.
Everything's stable so far.
Yeah, it's pretty stable.
So, question.
Have you sucked penis, yes or no?
No.
Okay.
No.
Anything sexual?
Kiss?
Yes.
Anal?
No.
Alright, let's see.
Okay.
That is fucking funny that you guys went everywhere with that one.
Oh, man.
I mean, it's pretty steady, man.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's pretty steady.
Because why would I lie?
I mean, girls lie, bro.
I mean, girls lie every day.
Well, I'm not gonna...
These girls that y'all are talking about.
You're a truthful jit.
Yeah.
What?
Yo.
I just never, like, wanted to have sex.
Like, many guys have, like, tried to be with me.
And, like, guys I liked also.
There's guys that I... So why get the BBL? My body, like, there are girls that I have boob job but don't have, like, lost virginity.
This BBL is not sexual, it's just how my body is, you know.
Okay.
Okay, well, so far she seems to be telling the truth.
She's passionate about not sucking dick.
One of the reasons also why I'm virgin, because I'm so scared of STDs and I do not believe in condoms all the time.
Wait, all the time?
How you not believe in condoms?
No, because they may rip.
Like, all the time, they may rip.
Oh, they may rip?
Yeah, they may rip.
How you know they rip if you're a virgin?
I've heard about stories about it.
Social media.
I mean, what you learn Jett and everything from.
Yeah, social media, bro.
It's crazy.
I mean, so far in chat, man, she's telling the truth.
Okay, she's truthful.
When she was ranting, you know, something went down, but...
Okay.
Alright, so in your nigga opinion, professional opinion, what do you think?
In my nigga opinion, as soon as she's telling the truth, then she's actually doubled down on her truth.
Y'all are just fucking jealous that y'all lost your fucking virginity to some fucking dusties.
But not me, so y'all are accusing me of losing my fucking virginity when I...
Dusties?
I already fucking told you I am a fucking virgin.
Oh shit.
How much you got?
Two?
Tongue piercings?
I got them when I was 60.
Show the camera.
She has a tongue piercings?
Oh, what the hell?
But she's a virgin.
But she's a virgin.
No.
A tongue piercing?
DBL, bro.
Out of there.
You're next to me.
Bro, she out of there, bro.
Okay, so she passed the light test.
I have, like, so many piercings because, like, when I was a jeet, I was in foster care and, like, people around me had piercing and tattoos and I just followed them.
We were doing it at home.
I was in foster care.
So you followed the piercings, but not the dead?
No, like, because the people around me had it, so I just did it, too.
Okay.
I have mine, just follow.
So let's put her Instagram real quick.
Just to clarify, because obviously, her friend is like, oh my god.
Look at her friend.
Look at her friend.
Yes, I will.
Let's get her back at the table, then.
Come on.
More spikes, though.
Yeah, it did have some spikes, so...
Well, when she was ranting, the spikes went off the down, yeah.
When she was ranting, so...
Okay, um, you got the IG? Yeah, one second.
The difference is, on IG, I have to leave.
It's gotta be one of the last two.
Come, come, come.
The Z in the name is giving it up.
No, no, no.
Go the other way.
Yeah, yeah, so you don't hit any equipment or whatever.
Just go this way.
You're fine.
Uh, okay.
I'm not wearing pants.
Oh, wow.
What the f- Oh, bills.
Are we on Twitch?
No, you're good.
We're not on Twitch.
We're on Rumble.
Look at this shit, bro.
Wait, what?
What the?
In snow?
Bro, I told you she's an ice cream, man.
Bro, in snow, though?
This is when I have makeup on and I'm fucking ready for fucking pictures.
You have no clothes on!
I don't even look like her.
In the snow!
This don't even look like her, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yo, yo!
Chris, go back, go back, go back.
Yo, wait a minute.
Chris, go back.
Look at the comment.
Nice BBL. You used that money well.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
How do you even know how to pronounce my fucking name?
Wow.
Okay.
They found you real quick.
Interesting.
It's in the description.
What the heck?
She was a brunette?
I'm a natural blonde, but when I was 13 years old, I dyed my hair black.
Why is she saying shit?
She's so proud of her friend.
You're so proud.
This is how I looked yesterday.
I wish this podcast was yesterday.
Yesterday?
Yeah, I wish this podcast was yesterday because I had my wig on, I had cute outfits, I had makeup.
Now I'm pale as fuck because I don't have my makeup on.
Wait, whose balcony is that?
This is...
That's fresh...
Is that fresh...
Is that fresh as balcony?
Yeah.
No, no, no.
This is...
This is his balcony.
Oh, yeah.
This is when they were getting ready for the show.
Waiting.
While we're doing a crypto show.
It's okay, okay, okay.
While we're doing a crypto show.
You know what?
She might be telling the truth.
How are you guys like like Like, you guys don't work here, so how are you guys making money and surviving and stuff like that?
You've been here for three weeks.
We live in Iceland.
We live in Iceland.
This is a rich country.
The minimum wage there is like $19 an hour in the day time and then after day, now like in the evening, then you get like $33 an hour.
That's the minimum wage.
And we get paid monthly.
Is this a US dollar you're saying?
Yeah.
The minimum wage is $19 an hour?
In Iceland?
Wow.
And you guys get free healthcare, right?
Yeah.
We pay taxes.
What's your taxes?
Like 50%?
Let's say I get 5k a month.
No, they take a lot.
Let's say I make 5k a month, but I have for myself $3,500.
They take maybe like...
Fifty-hundred?
Yeah, from you.
But you get everything free.
You never have to worry about, like, if you get into a hospital, that you're gonna have to pay, like, 20k.
Like, it's free to give birth.
The only time you have to pay something when you're giving birth is, like, if your spouse is, like, staying over the night, you know?
Then it's only fifty dollars for him to stay for a night.
Wow.
America is corrupted.
But y'all love coming here.
Yeah, I fucking love this country.
It's the people I love, and yeah.
Why don't you guys like Iceland?
I love it.
Okay, I love my country.
I love my culture.
I love everything, the weather.
Except the people can be a little bit boring because it's like a cold country, so people are just inside the house and don't do shit.
Icelandic people can be cocky.
They think they're better than anybody else.
And like, that's how Icelandic people are.
Okay, so it's just boring, I guess?
Yeah, it's kind of boring and there's only 300,000 people who live there.
Question, can you sing your national anthem?
What?
Wait, I can't...
I can if... I can't...
I can't just say it.
"Island is so flott land." Is it rapping or what?
You have like two national anthem.
It's like for the teenagers and then one like rear.
So the teenagers rap it.
It's like...
Okay, sorry Axe.
Sorry Axe, man.
I was curious.
I don't know the Icelandic anthem.
I forgot it, but if I hear it, I will know it.
Okay.
I'm worried for this.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright.
Yeah.
Okay, so that doesn't answer the question.
So how do you guys afford to be in Miami, one of the most expensive cities in the world?
And you guys have been here for several weeks.
You're going to be here for five weeks.
So how have you guys been...
Did you just save a bunch of money?
How did you guys...
I spent maybe like...
I should not be saying like how much I'm spending in like, but like I just worked maybe for two months.
Iceland and Miami is not like, it's like the same price.
It's the same price.
It's really expensive and I feel like I'm just like paying the same amount.
Alright, don't lie to us, man.
Just tell us.
Dudes are giving y'all money.
You guys, they're paying for food and you guys pay.
That's the problem.
I don't do that.
There are many men trying to offer me money, but I'm too lazy to talk to them.
I hate talking to men.
Oh, shit.
Except I like them.
Like, just some random guys.
Like, I'd rather just make my own money.
Money.
So, like, no free...
But the club.
You guys don't pay to go to the club, though.
Let's be honest.
Pay to get into the club.
Or pay for drinks or food or anything like that?
We pay for everything we want to get.
Yeah, we just go to our store, drink before, and then go to the club.
And if somebody offers something free, we don't always take it.
Like, you gotta think, you gotta be cautious, you know?
Because otherwise, I have, like, in my past...
Yo, she's calculated, bro.
Yeah, she is.
She's calculated as fuck.
I have used men before, like, for drinks, and then just run to the next club.
Run!
Run No.
What the fuck?
What?
I mean, she's a virgin, man.
Come on, man.
Chris, what?
She's not a virgin, though, man.
Come on, man.
Chris said you drink it, then you fuck.
No.
Hold on.
What's your body count?
Shit.
Talking to me?
Yeah.
He wants to let your body count.
Five.
Damn, 18?
No.
Okay.
Shout out to you.
Hey, shout out to her, bro.
She's at five, man.
Times three.
Times three is crazy.
This nigga, bro.
You know, she's right.
She's a demon, bro.
All right.
Shay, the nine.
All right.
Let me ask this question.
Have any of you ever had a situationship with a guy before?
you oh shit we should define what the situation is I can say it okay bro okay bro what okay bro um no I don't think so No?
Okay.
What about you?
No, because I just dump them like right away if they just like don't What makes you dumping?
They're not taking me to dinner and treating me right, then goodbye, sir.
What's the point?
So the point is, situationships are like a waste of time.
Okay.
But have you ever been in one though?
You have been.
You just dumped them right away.
Well, I mean, if you call that a situationship, sure.
Okay.
I guess.
What about you?
You never had like a situationship with none of your guys ever?
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I don't take it that serious.
Yo, bro.
Ice queen.
Frost demon.
Alright, what about you?
Have you ever been in a situationship, Miss Puerto Rico?
Define.
A fling.
Yeah.
You guys see each other, maybe, like, you don't know where it is, kind of.
Yes.
Up in the air.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
What are your thoughts on that?
It's a waste of time.
Okay.
What about you?
The same.
It's a waste of time.
Interesting.
But you have been?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I have, but it all, like, quit when they realized I was a virgin.
Like, I didn't want to give nothing.
And then they just left?
Like, they want to be friends, you know?
Maybe I was in a situation, but we were acting like we were in a relationship.
But then I'm like, no, I don't want to do nothing.
I want to kiss.
I barely kiss because kiss is so meaningful.
But then I'm like, no, we should rather be friends.
If you just want to fuck, then no.
Have you ever been in a situation where you got what you wanted, but the guy didn't?
I guess that's an example, right?
They wanted sex and they didn't get it, but you still got the relationship?
What?
Have you ever been in a situation where you got what you wanted, but the guy didn't get anything out of it?
Yeah, many times.
Yeah, just like that.
Okay.
What about you?
Same.
Yes?
100%.
Yeah?
Okay.
What about you?
What was the...
Have you ever been in a situation where you got everything out of the guy, but he didn't get anything back?
No.
I feel like every relationship, situationship, I feel like it was pretty...
Mutual?
Mutual, yeah, because I reciprocate the same energy they come with.
What did you give him and what did he give you then in the last one?
Sex?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What?
Um...
We'll come back to that.
No, I mean, did he pay for dinners?
Yeah, like we like split.
Did you pay for dinners?
Yeah, I would say like, you know, like sometimes I would pay for something and then he would pay.
Do you prefer a guy to pay for you or split the bill?
Well, I think early on in dating, I'm more traditional, so I think the man should pay for the first few dates, and then I think it's fair once you're actually in a relationship to split things.
But I think, yeah, like...
What?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think early on, early on, the guy...
Your name is...
I don't know Kayla.
The guy should pay and then split it.
Why should he pay early on and then split it afterwards?
Yeah, the guy should pay early on and then once you're more acclimated then you can split.
I think that's fair.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
It depends.
It depends.
I don't mind if he wants to pay it.
If he offers it, I'm going to take it.
The question is, have you ever been in a situation where you got what you wanted, but he didn't get anything that he wanted?
Oh, I thought you were talking about splitting.
No, no, no.
Have you been in a relationship where you got everything that you wanted, but he didn't get anything out of it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Two I don't know girls.
It's all love.
Okay.
Yo, this is the most insane paddle we've had for a while, bro.
You guys are all funny.
Alright, so we got a video to play real quick.
As far as situationships go, and I want you guys to tell me how accurate this is of how situationships work.
This was actually submitted by Bills' brother.
Okay.
He's my right-hand man.
Bills, have you got family?
Bills?
Yeah.
That's actually my right-hand man, too.
You gotta unmute it in the bottom right corner, guys.
Fresh, yes, I have family, bro.
Okay, that's good to know, man.
This much?
Oh.
Fine.
I like you this much.
There's an imbalance.
What do you see?
All right, and then just unmute it right away.
I like you too.
How much?
This much?
Oh.
Why?
I like you this much.
There's an imbalance.
What do you see when you see me?
A relationship.
Oh.
What do you see?
Fun dates?
Yeah.
No, I'm cool with that.
Are you?
Not really, but I'll pretend.
Well, you're going to develop feelings that aren't substantiated by anything tangible.
I'll just keep hoping you'll change your mind.
Fully knowing that I won't?
Mm-hmm.
Well, that's delusional.
Yes.
You're going to get hurt.
I'm aware.
Why would you put yourself through that?
Well, I'd rather have some of you than none.
I feel like I should end this before it gets to that point.
Why?
Well, the longer we see each other, the harder the blow will be on you.
So end it.
I won't.
Why?
Because I'm getting everything I want at your expense.
You end it.
I won't.
Why?
Because I lack the self-respect to walk away.
What's another situation, Chip?
Maybe we should look for people that actually want the same thing we do.
We probably should, but...
All right.
Ladies, let me ask this.
How many times have you broken up with a guy versus how many times has a guy broken up with you?
We'll start here.
I've only been in one relationship.
Mike, please.
Mike, Mike, Mike.
Sorry.
I've only been in one relationship and he broke up with me.
Why?
Oh, shit.
Why did he break up with you?
She belongs to the streets.
Because he chose a bald bitch.
He chose a bald bitch.
Oh my god, oops.
Not everybody in Iceland is gonna flame me.
Alright, so yeah, why'd he break up with you?
He got somebody else?
He didn't give me a reason.
He just left?
Yeah, he just blocked everywhere.
Bah.
Wow.
Do you have an idea maybe why?
Um...
She knows why.
You know why.
I was just crazy.
A lot.
Okay.
What'd you do?
Did you like hit him or some shit?
No.
Okay, what made you crazy then?
Him.
Okay, what did you do that was crazy then?
Just, um...
A lot of things.
Like, I'm not finna talk about it.
Finna?
I like stabbing and shit.
Yo, this is crazy, bro.
Their slang is, like, American.
Bro, these are true Miami girls.
Like, nigga shit.
Yeah, like Finna.
What slang?
Finna.
Jit.
They've been living in the outskirts.
Yeah, bro.
They ain't been in Brickell.
They do not live in Brickell.
Okay, just give us, like, one thing maybe that he might have thought that made you crazy.
Would you, like, slap him one time or some shit?
She cheated?
No?
Nah.
You done?
He did.
But, um, no, it's just like, I was just crazy.
Like, I was just, I cared too much, and now I don't.
You know?
He broke your heart.
Yeah, but how are you crazy, though?
Were you, like, yelling at him?
Were you, like, looking at his phone?
Were you breaking his Xbox?
Yep.
No.
Bro, she lying, bro.
It was a PlayStation.
Oh, okay.
Thank you, Bill.
It was a gaming PC. Alright, so he left you.
Alright.
What about you?
How many guys have you broken up with versus how many have broken up with you?
Well, I've only been in one serious relationship.
Only one?
Yeah.
How long were you all together?
Seven years.
From what age to what age?
From like 20 to 28.
Why'd you break up with him?
Well, yeah.
Because we just kind of grew apart.
I think we started dating when I was pretty young, and we just grew apart, and now he's engaged.
Oh, good for him.
So I'm happy for him.
He chose better.
Well, I wouldn't say he chose better, but he chose better for himself.
How old is his girl?
I don't know.
I think probably...
You know.
No, I don't know, actually.
I think 32, maybe.
I think she's 32.
How old are you?
31.
Bro, she's 29, bro.
Did you end up making more money than him?
Did you end up making more money than him?
Well...
Maybe.
I love when Greg said we grew apart.
Financially, I grew apart.
That's what you mean by that.
What about you?
How many guys have you broken up with versus how many guys have broke up with you?
Two.
I broke up with them.
You both ended them?
Why'd you end them?
I got tired.
Was one of them your baby daddy?
Yes.
Why'd you pick up with him?
Um...
I don't want to discuss that.
Is he a brokie?
Oh yeah, he's broke.
That's for sure.
You give him a kid?
You give him a kid?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's loca.
But why?
What can I say?
Daddy.
You said that's loca.
It's loca.
Okay, so why'd you break up with the other guy then?
It was just not a click.
It was just not there.
What does not there mean?
We just grew apart.
Aww.
You see?
What made you grow apart?
Exactly, evacuate.
We had different interests, you know.
He was a party person, I'm not a party person, and he was just not working out.
Wasn't ambitious.
Did he make money?
Was he successful?
Oh, yes.
He was?
He was loaded.
How old was he?
A little older than me.
Maybe he didn't have the ability to enjoy his life when he was younger and he wanted to enjoy it then?
Probably.
I always say he was going through some midlife crisis, early midlife crisis or something.
Did you actually like him though?
Like really like him?
Like love him?
I don't know if I loved him, but I liked him.
Did you just say midlife crisis or was it him just realizing his value?
Oh no, he knew he was shit.
And you still fucked him.
I'm confused.
How do you know he was shit?
He was a constant depressed individual.
Is he like doing drugs and shit?
Yes, and that's why I'm not into partying like that, and that was his lifestyle.
It's a whole lifestyle, yeah.
It involves that most of the times.
Yeah, but she still gave him a kid, though.
No, no, no.
That's somebody else.
But you still dated him, though.
So baby daddy and then this dude, right?
Correct.
This guy.
Okay, what did he do?
Was he a trust fund baby?
Promoter.
That's what I was thinking.
What?
Was he a trust fund baby?
No.
Because normally guys that are successful like that don't do drugs like that.
Oh, he owned a plant company.
Oh.
Marijuana plants?
No, no, no.
Like, real plants.
Like a nursery.
Flower shop?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, he supplied to Home Depot, Walmart, things like that.
Okay.
Like, actual plants.
If you had to choose between a broke guy, a guy with money, what would you choose now?
Just, if everything was the same.
It was complicated.
But I think I would go with a broke guy.
Damn!
I know, it's crazy.
That's why you're single.
Why aren't you with the baby daddy, then?
If he was a broke guy.
With two kids.
Let's not talk about that.
What the?
Wait, did he hit you?
Who?
Your baby daddy.
I am not going to talk about that.
Absolutely not.
Alright, what about you?
How many relationships have you been in and how many did you end?
Officially, two.
Two relationships and in the both of ones, the men's love me.
Okay.
Why'd they leave you?
The first one, it was a toxic relationship when I didn't have self-love.
So he took the decision to love me because he was...
He knows that he was hurting me in some high dips.
So he...
Was he cheating on you?
Yeah.
Okay.
So he left you because he wanted other girls?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then the other guy?
He was a boyfriend that I have in a pandemic situation so he left me because the distance.
I was in Colombia and he was here in USA. Okay.
Alright.
And then what about the ones unofficial?
Did you end those?
A lot of.
A lot of those?
Yeah.
How many did you enter those?
How long?
I don't have the count because...
More than 10?
I have been with many guys because...
40.
I like two and a half already now.
Okay.
Muchos hombres.
Okay.
Muchos...
Why'd you leave them, those 10?
Because...
I tried to give that opportunity to the men that came to my life, but...
It's like...
I don't feel good with them.
It's like...
I don't feel this going go through more.
I understand.
They didn't go deep enough.
Yeah.
Deep enough.
Yeah, there's no deep enough.
There's no depth to it, you know?
They don't go hard enough or deep enough.
They came too early.
We can see gang all the way, you know?
They came too early to our life.
See, try some black niggas, man.
Alright, what about you?
Not me, though.
How many relationships have you ended versus how many have they ended?
I've never been in a relationship.
Like in my country, it's like different culture.
We don't get into a relationship like Americans.
Okay, but you said you did have like a guy that you kissed somewhat in a relationship with and he left.
A situation.
Or a situationship, yeah.
He did not left.
I don't know what I'm saying now.
Oh, he's still there.
Yeah, he's still there.
That's why she hesitated when we asked her if you're in a relationship.
No, it's not like that.
What does he think about you being in Miami right now?
We are never together.
I know, but what does he think?
What does he think?
What?
Of you coming here with your friend.
There are so many rumors about me in Iceland right now because I'm here.
So many rumors.
I can't imagine why.
They think I'm out here pimping myself out or something.
That's just jealous bitches, you know.
They don't afford to get to Miami.
Bro, what?
Oh, she's pointing too.
So they think you're, like, being a whore in Miami is what they think?
They think that because people assume that I'm not a virgin because I don't know why.
Well, she did pass the test, so I'll give you that.
Yeah.
But in your environment currently, I mean, anything happen.
What?
Anything happen.
You can get lit one day in a club and, you know.
Yeah, I get to club and then I always go home alone.
Alone?
So where is your friend over there?
She likes to maybe party till 8am, and at 6am I'm like, I wanna go to sleep.
And I go.
And she's there.
Bro, she fucking mixed.
Two hours earlier.
Got it.
Yeah, six.
So wait, hold on.
You're telling me your friend is over here hooking up with guys and you're not?
She's not here.
She said I'm not here.
On my mama, she ain't.
But you ain't there.
On my mama?
You ain't there.
Yo, bruh.
No, she was telling me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's really annoying that guys assume that we're doing something that we're not doing, because I'm a real person.
I've answered all the questions you've asked me, and the questions that I feel uncomfortable asking, I'm not answering them.
Yeah, but why is she going home and you're staying in the clubs?
Because she likes to party and she never wants to sleep.
I did it like two, three times, but I'm not doing it no more because it's so different than Iceland.
Yeah.
But like you said, she's having fucking many guys.
She does not do that.
So you haven't hooked up with one guy since you've been here?
You've been here for three weeks now, probably, right, Miami?
You haven't hooked up with one guy?
No.
Not even one?
No.
Stop the cow!
Man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I mean...
I haven't found my type.
What is your type?
I like what I like.
What do you like?
I like what I like.
I don't know.
When you see it, you like it.
Yeah.
But I guarantee you, you begin to reach.
He's asking, what is your type though?
Do you like black guys?
Do you like Asian guys?
Do you like white guys?
Do you like tall guys, short guys, fat guys, muscular guys?
Tall.
Okay, what else?
Just like tall guys and I don't discriminate, you know, racists.
I just like what I like, you know.
See, here's the problem, right?
Using that argument, you've been in Miami for three weeks.
There's tall guys in clubs all the time.
I'm there sometimes too.
What's your type then?
I mean, the way you move and talk, man.
She's been talking about the guys in Miami are not her type and she was expecting more all this trip.
Well, I'd argue you're not that type either.
Yes, I am.
Oh, are you?
So why are you so picky?
Hmm?
Why are you so picky then?
Because I'm picky.
Why?
I don't know.
And, like, I don't trust people.
I don't go home with, like, random dudes.
Like, if I meet you, I'm not gonna do nothing with you, you know, until, like, I know you, you know?
I gotta know you and get to know you, and, like, it takes time, and I've only been here for three weeks, you know?
Okay, so trust issues.
Gotcha.
Okay.
No, no, no.
That's what she said.
She said that, you know, she came to Miami and, you know, she don't trust niggas.
So in Iceland, you know, she gave a niggas a chance.
Are there black people in Iceland?
Yes.
There's every race there Really?
Yeah There are Girls who speak Spanish Black guys Spanish?
Remember the girl from Norway?
Ice niggas That was Spanish?
I was like Why are you from Norway?
Spanish Norway and Iceland I know but it's kind of No no no Hold on Hold on It's like say Mexico and USA is the same Wait so It's very similar It's very similar though Wait so You're saying They got ice niggas In Iceland Ice niggas in Iceland Yeah like Niggas with XMO suits And shit I was a lot to see Instagram on What are you talking about?
Nay.
Okay.
Nay!
They asked if you want to show the Instagram?
Like, of the black guys in Iceland.
Oh, they're on her Instagram?
Well, it's mine.
Oh, they're on yours or hers?
Oh.
Just to show you what they look like.
Oh.
Bro, Iceland is too small.
You know what's gonna happen if you come back to Iceland.
I have to watch what I say here.
Just don't be, like, pulling up random people.
Yeah, but I was talking about, like, showing my friend that doesn't give...
Then show your friend.
Yeah, no, no.
We're not gonna do that.
It's fine.
Fuck the max niggas.
Damn!
Okay.
And then...
Let's see here.
There's some questions here, actually, from the girls.
Yeah.
Have you ever been...
Yeah, we can do that next.
I got another question for the girls.
Have you ever been with a guy in a situation where he got too attached?
In your situations.
Too attached like he was...
He got too attached like he didn't want to leave.
Or he didn't want you to leave.
Yes.
Yeah?
Or falling in love.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I have one.
Yeah?
What about you?
Yeah.
Is the guy now that's in Iceland waiting for you?
He blocked me before I came.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
He doesn't like you being in Miami.
- No, no, no, let me, let me, let me explain.
- Shut up man, niggas man, come on man.
- No, let me explain, this guy.
- Dana, what's up? - I need to explain, this guy, we were in a situationship like one year ago, but I didn't like him anymore.
Like I didn't want to give up sex.
And then like he was always trying to see me, but I'm like, no, no, I'm busy.
I'm busy.
I'm busy.
But he's like spamming me every day.
And I think it's so annoying when guys act like some girls.
Like, they're showing too much, like, being, like, attached, like, it's so annoying.
Clingy.
Yeah, clingy.
Like, it makes me lose interest in you.
I lost interest in him after, like, three months, and what, it's now, like, one year later.
And he blocked me before because I didn't want to see him.
So, okay, I see your, like, what you're trying to do now, like, your point, like.
Okay.
So he's had you blocked for a year now.
Like, no.
Like, he was always trying to see me, but I wasn't feeling it.
Because I don't like guys.
Yeah, and then he blocked you.
He just said, I see the point you're coming across.
Like, you don't like me like that.
Like, it took like a year for him to get.
It took a year for him to realize that she doesn't like him.
Yeah.
Okay, and now you're blocked.
Yeah, I don't care.
Fuck, I'm kind of happy.
I'm happy that they blocked me.
Okay.
Are you happy because your voice...
I thought you were about to cry.
I'm happy.
Are you sure you're happy?
What?
No.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
You're a guy that got two attacks.
What was that like?
That was a hard one because I was so deep in here, but he was not with me.
So, nothing.
He just told me that blow up like hers.
So...
What?
He sent me to throw up like he...
What?
No comprende.
What?
You said throw up?
Yeah, he...
He broke with me, but we didn't have any relationship because he was in his mind, and I tried to convince him that we can try to do something together, but he wasn't.
He didn't want it.
He didn't want it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
What was the question?
Yeah, he got too attached to you and was in love with you, but what happened?
What'd you do?
You said, fuck it, I'm out.
I was very clear from the beginning, so...
What'd you tell him from the beginning?
What was I there for?
Just for fun?
And then he got attached?
Just for fun.
Okay, and then he got attached?
He got very attached.
Damn.
I mean, afterwards we did...
Was it a druggy guy?
Or somebody else?
Somebody else.
Okay.
That's that Puerto Rican man.
I'm telling you.
I should know, man.
I should freak, man.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Man, she's a freak, bro.
I'm telling you right now, man.
She's denying it, man.
She's denying it.
She's not denying it.
So he got two attached and then what?
So he got two attached and then what?
Afterwards, I mean, we talked for a little bit, like friends, you know.
I was giving all the support and that's it.
And now we just don't talk anymore.
You cut her off or he cut her off?
I cut it off.
It was kind of like a mood sort of thing.
Let's say you broke it with your boyfriend now.
Would you talk to him after?
Yes.
Okay.
Let's be honest.
Yeah.
Girls always have a guy.
Why'd you break it off with him?
In the back.
Specifically.
With who?
That guy.
That you just being too serious?
You got too attached?
Well, first of all, again, I was very clear from the beginning and it was time for me to pack my things and go.
So I just left.
I was there for a reason.
Oh, were you like living in his house or some shit?
Correct.
Oh, shit!
Yes, I moved in as a roommate.
I went to school, I did my thing, and when I was done, I just packed my things and left.
Damn.
Is this back in Puerto Rico?
Correct.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
Well, in this case, at first I was more attached kind of earlier on, but then as I spent more time with this person, I started to realize that he wasn't the best option for me.
What made you realize that?
Um, he just like, okay, so like he was living in Wisconsin and I lived in New York.
So we, I met him like out when I was out in Wisconsin, like with my friends and we met and like, you know, how you meet people at like the bar or the club.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we met there, and then I went back to New York, and he would come to visit me in New York sometimes.
But yeah, earlier on, I was more attached, but then I realized...
I just felt like I couldn't trust him, and there were just some things that...
He was cheating, huh?
I mean, we weren't in a relationship, so we were never, like, exclusive, but...
Yeah, I mean, I just...
I don't know, like...
What made you not trust him?
Just, like, his vibe.
I don't know.
Man, she was cheating because a rich nigga's in New York, so, you know...
Wisconsin...
No, he's from Wisconsin, though.
Yeah, no, but she lived in New York, though, right?
Yeah.
So you met other niggas.
But you were probably seeing other guys too, though.
No.
No, I wasn't at first, no.
You've seen it at first.
At first, but then I realized, like, I couldn't really trust him, I felt, so then I did.
I downloaded Hinge.
So you think that he was at other women?
I think so.
I mean, I don't...
Did you ever ask him?
I can't confirm.
So you never even asked him?
No, because, like I said, I couldn't really trust him.
So you don't know.
So I don't know.
So you just assumed and just downloaded Hinge.
She downloaded Hinge.
On a hunch, she downloaded Hinge.
She switched that.
She became unhinged.
Yeah, I guess so.
And it got unhinged.
Alright, so sorry.
Go ahead, continue on.
So then...
Isn't it amazing to listen to Female Logic?
In his Snapchats, he posted on Halloween in his Snapchat story, he was holding this girl who was half naked, picking her up in his Snapchats.
So I can't trust...
I don't know.
Why would you do that?
Do you fuck every guy that picks you up?
Uh, no.
But, like, I don't know, like, it was just, it made me feel...
So instead of, like, asking about it, you just downloaded it and just said, fuck it up, I'm gonna go out with some niggas in New York City?
Yeah, basically.
Exactly, bro.
She went to bars by herself, you know, and some guy was picking her up.
No, I was with my friends.
This nigga makes money.
I'm sure a guy still hit on you in the bars.
Correct?
Yeah, but girls don't just go out to be like, hey, I want to hook up with some guys today.
We're more emotional.
We need that emotional connection.
I'm not speaking for every woman.
How long were you talking to this guy for?
This was like a year.
So you threw away a year because he picked up some bitches on Halloween?
There were some other things.
Some other signs?
What else?
He would be texting me consistently, but then he would go...
Ghosts?
Yeah, stuff like that.
But then he would Snapchat me or something.
I don't know.
It just felt like...
It just didn't feel right to me.
So I stopped talking to him.
And then that's when, like, when I pulled back, like, he got, like, really attached.
I mean, I don't know if in his mind he thought that he was attached, but I think it was because, like, he wouldn't, like, leave me alone.
So then I had a block.
But in my defense, he was, like, just sending me inappropriate stuff, too.
Like, he was sending me, like...
Naked.
Pictures of himself?
Yeah, and I just like...
I've got you in my sights.
Isn't that like a guy?
First of all, well, if you haven't messaged me to see how I'm doing in two weeks and then you're just sending me like a dick pic, that's like...
I mean, yeah.
Just so...
Yo.
Yo, that's my nigga, man.
Yo, my nigga said, bro, what's this shit in his dick?
Yeah, he got tired of her saying, I don't know.
He said, you know what?
It's a dick pic.
You know what?
It, uh...
Wait, wait, so...
My nigga said, yo, it's been a couple weeks, but don't forget this.
Was this during the daytime?
He sent you pics?
Or the nighttime?
Oh, it was like...
Oh, he did it on Christmas Eve once.
Oh, shit.
Look, he said, Merry Christmas, nigga.
My dick in the box.
That was easy.
My dick in the box.
Don't forget it.
Here's a gift.
Don't forget it.
My dick in the box.
You tell me.
All right.
Okay, what about you?
Has the guy ever got two attacks with you?
I don't really know because I don't be talking to men.
What about bald guy?
Did he ever get attached?
A bald guy?
I don't know, the one that she called a bald bitch.
You said a bald bitch.
Did she get attached?
He cheated on her.
Yeah, he was attached, but he like...
Left you.
He wasn't that attached, I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Attachment is the root of evil.
Huh?
Attachment is the root of evils.
I think it's money is the root of evils, but okay.
Also, attachments.
Okay.
Alright, let's move on, man.
This is a weird panel today, man.
Alright, ladies.
Alright, we got their questions.
These are your questions you wrote earlier on the show.
So the first question is, if you are so traditional, why are you so aggressive towards women?
Okay.
Somebody asked that question on the panel?
Yeah.
Okay.
You want to answer that?
I just don't know how aggressive.
I mean, we tell women the truth, but I would say that we're aggressive.
So just to keep it frank, I mean, we'll tell you what it is as a traditional man, what we want in a woman, and some of you don't like it, so you get emotional and respond to your emotions, but we're telling the truth to your face.
Yeah, also the other thing, too, is that sometimes when we tell women things they don't understand, and it's like two, three hours in, and then it's like, okay, at some point you lose patience with stupidity.
It doesn't start off aggressive, it's just that a lot of girls don't want to understand the truth, or they don't like the way it's being conveyed.
Does anyone want to say who asked that question?
Or did that clarify the question enough?
I don't know.
I asked a question.
Okay, did that clarify it enough for you?
Or no?
Somewhat.
Okay, what part is not clear?
Like...
No, no, no.
Question.
How are we aggressive?
Okay, to be honest, I went through the videos and some of the videos were just rough.
Okay.
It was really rough.
Like, what was rough in particular that you can recall?
And I can't pinpoint something.
You don't like it rough?
It's like, if you are so traditional, in traditional, I guess, old school, men tend to be, the way I see it, more loving and more respectful towards women.
Of course.
And you guys come out very aggressive in a lot of the videos.
So it's like, do you really like women like that?
Alright, so there's two parts to this.
Number one, you're saying being traditional.
Well, the confinements of a relationship versus an open discussion on a podcast are two different things, right?
So, being traditional to a woman that you're recording and seeing is one thing, but then talking to women about intersexual dynamics and difficult topics tends to be another thing.
You know, I would say on a podcast, you're almost talking in a conversational standpoint, so you're not going in a man-to-woman type frame where this traditional treatment that you want would exist, right?
It's a conversation between individuals, right?
And then number two, as far as being aggressive, remember that the clips that you see, right, sometimes they're clipped out of context.
It's, you know, you might be me telling a girl that she's stupid, right?
But you didn't see an hour and a half before where I was explaining the thing to her in a remedial fashion and she just would refuse to understand because she's a moron.
So, you know, what you see a lot of the times is a microcosm of the bigger situation that you might have missed out on.
I mean, during the course of this conversation, were we aggressive?
No.
So it depends on context, right?
Okay.
Also the vibe and the energy, you know?
Because some girls are hard-headed, so you have to be aggressive with them because they're masculine in nature.
So you have to speak in a language that they'll understand.
Or you don't see when to call us stupid before the clip.
Okay.
But did that answer your question, though?
Yes.
Alright.
But yeah, that's basically it.
Should you fart in front of your significant other?
And if so, when is it okay to fart or start farting?
That's a first.
You what?
As a female, you should never fart in front of your guy.
You should never do it as a female.
I do all the time.
No, as a female.
I know, but as a man, I do.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I fart in Angie all the time.
Oh, you do?
Yo, you fart in here, nigga.
Yo, bro, team farts!
Oh, my God!
In the middle of the show, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, but I've been farting with Angie all the time, bro.
And I'm like, right there, bro.
I'm like, bro, come on.
I'd be like, do you smell with the rocket's cooking?
Yeah.
Okay, bro, Myron doesn't ask that question.
That's a random...
Yeah, Iceland asked that one.
Why do you ask that one?
Yeah.
You're funny.
Alright, Wisconsin.
Alright, who's up next?
Okay, we got up next.
Which is more...
What word is this?
Me.
She wrote that shit in Spanish.
She wrote that shit in Spanish.
Alright, go ahead.
What is more interesting for you guys?
Money, physics, or intelligence in a woman?
Okay, so money or intelligence?
Or physical?
Physical, 100%.
We don't give a shit about your money.
Yeah.
How she looks.
How she looks is number one.
How she looks is number one, and then obviously her mindset is number two, but her money is, we don't care at all.
Men don't care about money.
Bonita.
Bonita.
Well, she needs money to look good, right?
There's some girls that look good naturally with nothing.
Like, are you wearing makeup right now?
Yeah.
Oh shit, nevermind.
What the fuck, Fresh?
No, I was saying, like, you look good with all makeup.
Okay.
Thanks.
But you wear makeup, so.
Okay.
Alright.
Cool.
Did I answer your question?
Did I answer your question?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, you said looks.
Huh?
You said looks.
Yeah, looks.
Okay.
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And you guys can go ahead and do the same.
And I did that all for good advice to these guys, man.
Guys, the key is to know when to buy and then sell.
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Shout out to all the brokies in the chat saying scam.
Fuck y'all niggas, man.
Fucking bums always got something to say.
How's this scam?
You never did it yourself.
Yeah, man.
We were in there multiple times.
I showed up my portfolio.
That's my shit live on Coinbase.
Yeah.
So, anyway.
And it's a 1K entry fee because they don't want brokies in there.
They want people that's going to take it seriously and take the advice seriously so that they can have testimonials, man.
That's what it is.
Go ahead.
Are there any men and women left in the world who don't cheat and are honest and loyal?
I'm sure there are.
Somewhere in the world.
Very rare though.
Very rare.
The more money and status a man has, the less likely he is to be loyal to you.
That's the reality.
Men are only as loyal as their options most of the time.
Last one here.
Why do people cheat?
Because they're horny.
Want new pussy.
Why do you want new pussy?
Because, okay, you want new experiences, right?
We're tired of yours.
Why are you never going to try it?
In general.
The reason why is because men want variety.
Women like to explore new things and new experiences.
Men kind of look at it the same way, but it's with women.
Men want variety of women.
That's just how it is.
Women want a variety of emotions with one man.
Men want a variety of sexual options with women.
That's just how it is.
So you're not loyal?
No.
That's stupid.
Well, I disagree because I've seen a lot of relationships where, like, they were, like, I don't know, the couple, like, really loves each other.
So I would challenge that notion.
That doesn't change the fact that he doesn't want others.
I think that's your experience, though.
Like, your experience.
Like, I honestly think, like, that doesn't speak for every single man out of the billions.
I never said all.
I said a majority.
Okay, then.
And a majority, but you still can't prove that, though.
We can't prove the majority out of the billion of people in the world that every guy wants a different girl.
Like, I just disagree with that notion.
You disagree with reality?
That's your reality.
I think it's American culture.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
American culture.
Look, look, look, look, look.
This is what I mean when I say that women are solipsistic in nature and don't understand another perspective.
Men and women are biologically different, okay?
That's an irrefutable fact.
Men can bust in us to the day we die and we can bring thousands of kids to term, right?
Because men have less of a parental investment in the biological process of child creation than women do.
So women have to be way more invested in the birth process because you guys carry the child.
So this is why women are way more picky than men are.
A couple of you said during the podcast that you're very selective.
Men aren't as selective as women are.
So, men have a higher proclivity to want to have more partners.
Now, with that said, some guys don't have the sexual market value or the status or the ability to get multiple women, so they'll sit there and say, I'm monogamous.
But the reality is most men are monogamous by force, not through choice.
If you give an average guy a couple million dollars in a Lamborghini, he's probably going to be fucking bitches tomorrow.
That's the reality.
Now, are there some guys out there that are super religious and gonna be monogamous?
Of course.
But that's a minority of men.
The majority of men have given the option to cheat without losing their girlfriend or losing their family or whatever.
We'll do it.
It's just that they might not do it, but most men want multiple women.
This is a biological fact.
This isn't my opinion or what I think or my reality.
It is reality.
But, okay, I understand what you're saying.
Like, I understand all of that.
But, like, I don't know.
I just think that it's not true for...
So you don't know why?
You just think it...
Because I do know.
I do know.
Okay, so why is that?
But I myself think that there are people out there that do want to find the love of their life.
Men?
Men, yes.
Are you aware of the fact that men can have the love of their life and still want to have sex with other women?
Well, I just don't.
Maybe I'm delusional.
Okay, please answer the question.
Hold on, hold on.
For two seconds.
Are you aware of the fact that a man can easily love a woman but want to have sex with other girls?
I'm aware of that, but so can women, too.
Like, I mean, it's...
Not really.
Well, not really, because when a girl's with a guy, and you even admit it yourself, that women are, you know, are way more emotional.
Like, with a woman, if she's with a man that she truly loves and admires and respects, she's not going to look at other men a lot of the times.
Like, other men are invisible to her, but for us, we could be with the love of our life, we're still going to want other girls.
And if we got the chance to have sex with that girl without getting in trouble for it, we'll take it.
Even yourself, you mentioned the guy made you question yourself because he's doing some actions.
But before that, you didn't do anything.
Why is that?
Well, first off, I wasn't really seeing him as someone I foresaw myself being with forever.
Understandable.
So, I guess that's why.
Imagine if you really loved him.
It would be even further where you wouldn't do anything with anybody else, right?
No, if I was with the partner of my life...
What's your argument here?
So I just don't agree that, like, I think it's, like, just kind of negative.
You don't agree that the sky's blue, then?
What are you saying, bro?
You don't agree that the sky's blue.
But can I ask you, so you think, like, every guy, regardless, he's with the love of his life?
I never said every.
Okay, well, majority.
You are stating that majority of men, although they're married, they're married to the love of their life, they have the opportunity to cheat, they're going to cheat on her?
Yes.
If they were able to cheat without being caught and lose their money, their family, etc., and there wouldn't be any negative ramifications, they probably would do it.
Like, for example, if their wife was like, you know what?
That girl wants to sleep with you.
You know what?
I don't care, baby.
Go ahead.
Here's a free pass.
They would take it.
Will you take it?
Here's a tip for you, huh?
Will you take it?
Me?
Yeah.
No.
Women don't dictate shit about how I do things.
Well, if you were...
Are you in a relationship?
Yes.
And I do what the fuck I want to do.
I didn't bust my ass and make all this money so I could fuck one girl.
That's stupid.
And that's how a lot of men that make money think.
Like, that's the reality.
Like, men don't go out there and become successful and everything else like that to have a woman dictate how the fuck they're gonna, you know, live their life.
The thing that made me attractive in the first place is because I live my life on my terms.
I'm not gonna give that up because I get a girl.
And she's fiercely loyal to me, right?
Obviously because that's a woman's job is to be loyal to a man sexually.
And I'm loyal to her where she's the only girl I care about from that perspective.
Men and women love differently and we provide loyalty in different ways.
And men don't provide loyalty through sexual fidelity.
That's your job.
That's a woman's job is to provide sexual fidelity.
Men provide love loyalty.
Where I give a shit about you, I will protect and fight for you.
I'll lay my life on the line for you.
That's how men show loyalty.
But women tend to conflate the two and think that we're the same and we provide loyalty the same.
No, because men and women are different.
We bring different things to the table, which includes the utility that we bring to the table.
Your job as a female is to not be a whore and embarrass me.
And my job as a man is to provide for you, take care of you, and fight and protect you and die if I need to, to keep you alive.
That's more important.
What's better?
I think most of them will prefer a guy that'll sit there and fight for them and die in the process than some pussy that'll sit there, I'll never cheat on you, but won't protect her in times of peril.
But I think, so like also too, Okay, imagine, like, just imagine, like, there's this guy, he makes money, he's hot, he's married, and he really, like, loves his wife, right?
So is he, like, then you're saying he's, like, basically a pussy if he won't cheat on, like, act on his desires to cheat on her?
I didn't say that.
What I am saying is that if I put him in a room with his wife and I said, yo, your wife is not gonna, you know, you can go ahead and have sex with another girl, she's not gonna care, she's actually okay with it, They'll take that opportunity.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Also, you're not seeing the guys that are married, they jerk off, they go to strip clubs, they sign up for OnlyFans, because they want other girls, but to protect their marriage, they don't want to do it in plain sight.
So the thing is, you're not seeing the behind the scenes that most men do to have that aversion to their girlfriend or wife.
Yeah, men want variety.
It is what it is.
It's just that, like I said, most guys are monogamous by force, not because they want to be.
It's because their girl will leave them, or they don't have the ability to get another girl, but if they could, they would.
This is why pornography, right, a lot of times, is consumed by married men.
Strip clubs are frequented by married men.
Guys get sugar babies, hooters, all that shit.
Yeah, men want variety.
You know, women don't have the same thirst for male sexuality.
That's why male strip clubs aren't a thing.
There's no fucking restaurants that I could think of where guys wear nothing and serve women.
Women don't give a fuck about that.
Women don't have the same sexual urge that men do.
Women want to be sexual with just one guy.
Men want to be sexual with as many women as possible.
I'll tell you this.
You know why they're Hooters?
Not for the wings.
All right.
Because the food sucks.
But what else?
Were you going to say something else?
I don't know if you...
No, I'm good.
I just wanted to confirm that I was on the right track.
I get it that it's difficult to hear, but that's what it is.
I mean, I still don't...
I still, like...
Believe what you believe.
Believe what I believe.
Well, you're wrong.
Well, then, you know what?
That's cool.
You don't always have to be right in life.
You should know.
You should for your own sake.
So I'm telling you the sky's blue and you're arguing with me and saying it's purple and you're going to believe that it's purple.
That's a tangible scientific fact.
You can't prove what you're saying.
I understand what you're saying.
You could be right, but you can't really prove it.
I am right.
I could prove it with...
What is more right?
How you feel or facts and data behind what he's saying?
What's more right?
Logically.
Do you have the data?
Do you have it?
Yes.
It's online.
Okay.
So you're saying how I feel, my personal opinion versus facts.
What's more relevant?
What's more important?
I think for your world, like your...
My world?
For your own, like, life.
We're in the same world.
Right.
I understand that.
But, like, you're...
Okay.
What I meant by world was, like, your own, like, life experience, right?
I think it only matters what you...
No, forget my experience.
What is actually the facts behind all of our lives?
What's actually there in front of us?
Right.
I mean, I understand that.
I'm just saying, why can't...
It'd be your way?
People just...
- Okay, look, look, look, look, look, look, sometimes you gotta tell people that they're low IQ.
You're making low IQ statements right now, okay?
Room temperature IQ type statements.
If I'm telling you that a male's biology is designed for them to have sex with as many women as possible, which is why we can get a boner quickly, we get aroused very quickly, we could bust a nut quickly.
Men typically wanna have sex with as many women as possible.
That's why when you see men that are celebrities or men that have status, et cetera, they almost always have affairs with other women.
I mean, there's a trend here, you know?
Men are only as faithful as their options most of the time.
Hell, your own relationship proved this.
He was picking up a bitch on Halloween.
Why was he doing that?
Yeah, then I didn't care, though.
But that's not my point.
You didn't care.
But that's not...
That's not like my husband picking up a bitch on Halloween.
It illustrates my point.
So, you don't hold...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What I'm saying...
Be quiet, be quiet, be quiet.
Okay, okay, I'll be quiet.
I'm a woman, right?
The point I made earlier was that...
Is that it?
In your own relationship, the guy wanted other women.
That's why you left him.
That proves my point.
Right, but I wasn't married.
Marriage is a sacred, important thing.
And what you're saying is like, oh, it's okay for men to just go cheat on their wives.
I didn't say it's okay.
I didn't say it's okay.
I have a problem with that.
I didn't say it's okay.
I said most men.
I didn't say it's okay.
See, this is the thing.
I think that's actually low IQ to go get married.
Can you shut up for two seconds?
Can you shut up for two seconds?
Shut up for two seconds.
Because you didn't have any answers earlier, but all of a sudden you got fucking answers.
See why you're single, man.
Okay?
Go ahead.
I'm telling you that men and women are very different from a biological standpoint.
This is a fact, okay?
Men want to have sex with as many women as possible.
Women typically want to get the best guy possible.
It is what it is.
I'm saying they're more likely to cheat than...
Men want to cheat a lot of the times.
They might not do it for personal reasons, religious reasons, but that doesn't change that they still want to do it.
Now you're saying, well, I have a problem in a relationship, blah, blah, blah, or a marriage.
That doesn't really change anything because they're still going to want other women.
It just comes down to what they're able to do.
What do you mean?
I just said whatever.
Obviously, it's not going to go anywhere.
I have a low IQ apparently.
You do!
Because I'm telling you that men and women are different biologically.
I have a low IQ because I believe getting married means you're going to be faithful to that person.
That's cool.
So that's low IQ. No, no, no.
Apparently.
That's fine.
But what I'm telling you is that men still want other women.
You're making a moral argument?
I'm giving you a biological argument.
Okay, I understand.
I never said it was right, because you're hearing what you want to hear, and I'm just telling you, this is how men think, and this is what they are.
You're saying, well, it's wrong to cheat in marriage.
You're right about that.
It is wrong to cheat in marriage.
I never said it's right.
But you're hearing what you want to hear.
Okay, that's not true.
Because you did say that you would cheat if you were married.
No, she said, are you loyal in your relationship?
I said, I have multiple.
I'm not going to be monogamous in my relationship.
I'm not married.
And then I'm honest with my girl.
I told her up front, I'm not going to be monogamous to you.
Okay, then that's your business.
See how you're hearing what you want to hear?
You're not really paying attention.
I disagree that I was hearing what I wanted to hear.
You just assumed I was married!
I didn't assume that.
Yes, you did!
You said if you were married.
I didn't even say that because she asked if I was in a relationship.
I said no.
I said yes, but I'm not monogamous.
She said, are you loyal in your relationship?
But I'm not married.
What's your name again?
Because your whole argument is based on marriage right now.
What's your name again?
Kayla.
I don't know Kayla.
Like, no, I know that...
Okay, I understand what you're saying.
I get it.
The thing that I was like...
Bro, Kayla, grab the umbrella, man.
It was just like, if you're married...
I know you're not married, but like...
Because the problem is that you're listening with your feelings.
And you're not listening with your ears.
You're assuming things and you're just making ridiculous...
Well, I think this and I think that what you think and how the world really works are two different things.
Men want other women.
It is what it is.
And your own relationship proves that point, which is what I'm trying to illustrate, that men a lot of the times are not naturally wired to be monogamous at all.
And they don't want to be.
Kayla, can you make eye contact with Myron, please?
There you go.
Bro, I don't give a fuck if she makes that content.
No, it's funny, bro.
She's triggered right now, but here's the thing.
You didn't have answers throughout the whole pod.
Now you want to argue with me about morality and shit.
It's like, no.
Facts are facts.
Men are not monogamous by nature.
Men want as many women as possible.
The only thing that holds men a lot of times from having as many women as possible is their financial status, their attractiveness, their ability to have game and charisma, etc.
But if you leave a man to his own devices, they're going to have multiple women.
That's how it goes.
You know?
Whether you agree with that is irrelevant.
The facts are the facts.
At least he's being honest though.
And I didn't say all men.
I said a majority.
So are there men out there that will be faithful in your dream world?
Of course.
But there are far and few between.
And a lot of times you're not going to want them anyway because they're probably ugly and fat.
That's why they're fucking monogamous.
Ta-da!
Or weird.
You can also look at nature like animals like women are meant to be like loved and like like have a kid and then the like male male like look at lions the male lion is going to have sex with many to like make a bigger population that's just how it is we have something in our body that makes us like More love because we are a baby machine to make the population bigger.
That is just facts.
I hate to hear this myself, but this is just facts.
But you can still, like...
Because everything he was saying, like, it's true.
But the truth hurts.
And, like, what she's saying, like...
I get you, I get you, you know?
But like, all of my friends think like this.
All of my friends.
From my past relationship, I just...
Everything he's saying, that's what I learned from my past relationship.
I never expect anything from a man, because I know they're never going to be faithful.
I just know.
And that's when they be unfaithful.
When they be unfaithful, I'm not surprised.
I'm just like, okay.
And it doesn't hurt me.
See, it's raining.
What do you have?
An umbrella.
It rains on you.
No one, brother.
Because she's preparing for the worst.
You're not.
You're assuming the best.
Well, I don't understand why the notion of negativity is pushed so hard.
I think that's why it's just depressing.
It's life.
But it's true, though.
But that's not true.
There's a lot of beautiful things and people that happen in life.
And why not think positively?
No, no.
You can be positive, but there's reality and truth.
And if it's raining outside, you walk outside with an umbrella, you're gonna get wet.
Whatever.
You're not wrong, though.
What's negative about men wanting to be promiscuous?
That's just a biological reality.
So just, you know what?
Fuck it.
Husbands can cheat.
I never said they can.
I just said they have a higher proclivity too.
It's all great.
That's wonderful.
Great.
See, only females get the privilege of being morons like this.
No offense.
See, the thing with men is that we have to live in reality, right?
If we're fat, losers, stupid, we immediately get negative ramifications for being idiots.
Women, you can kind of go through life and say, I don't know, to every answer and not really know how the world works.
I did answer a lot of questions.
And have an idealistic viewpoint on things and be fine.
Make it 31 years old, relatively naive and be like, oh God, life is great.
Like for men, we have to accept reality.
Most women don't like short guys.
Most women don't like brokies.
Most women don't like fat losers.
Women don't want dorks.
Hey, we have to either rise up and be attractive and get the women or not.
You want another head?
Well, guys don't cheat, right?
Yeah, I'm going to find my ideal knight in shining armor that's going to be great to me and make $100,000 plus a year, be 6'3", good-looking, live in New York City, and be a monogamous teammate.
No, it's not real.
And your own experiences have validated what I've told you.
Men want other women, period.
You even said to yourself, I couldn't trust him.
Well, get ready to not trust a bunch of motherfuckers.
That is true.
I'm telling you how men really think, and you want to sit here and argue with me.
And your own experiences validate what I'm telling you.
He's doing you a favor, by the way.
I'm doing you a favor telling you the truth.
You're 31 years old, you ain't got much more time.
So you can accept the reality.
Yeah, yeah.
But being delusional is delusional.
Right, right.
Living in a delusional world makes you feel better.
But thinking like that is only going to get your heart broken by the end.
Okay.
You are.
You're 31 and still single.
You're delusional.
You are delusional.
Clearly, it has your viewpoint of how the world works has not worked.
Yeah.
You know?
It hasn't.
You know?
And time is ticking.
31 years old, you're 10 years past your prime.
That's the reality.
Yep.
Tick-tock.
You know what I mean?
And you still don't got a guy.
It's like, you might want to change what you're doing.
The definition of insanity is doing the same shit over again, expecting a different result.
I'm telling you men operate this way.
If you don't like it, then cool.
Then stay single.
It's going to be very difficult for you to find a guy.
But, yeah.
Anyway.
And if you don't like it, you can leave.
You're more than welcome to leave at any time.
That is true.
But if you want to sit here and sulk and cry and be a weirdo and shit...
No, it's fine.
Like...
Okay.
All right, let's move on.
All right.
To my chapter and then we'll close out.
Yep.
Moneybag O says, Mike from Brooklyn.
I've opened four retail stores.
I'm 29.
And so I'm going to be so rich that I'll be in circles with the likes of Tate Brothers, Fresh and Fit, etc.
Keep your foot on these next brothers.
As-salamu alaykum.
Myron.
Free Palestine.
Absolutely, man.
Camp to Time says, can y'all get the girls to play that Jenga questions game again if you also have it?
It's somewhere in the back.
Yeah, we should next time.
See, the thing is, when we bring shit out like that, people cry and complain, man.
Who's crying, though?
In general.
Not you.
Bro, what's your...
In general.
You have a very bad habit of hearing what you want to hear versus hearing what the hell is actually going on.
Yeah, bro.
The world doesn't fucking revolve around you.
You have a very bad habit of assuming, I think this way, so everyone should think this way.
I heard this, so this is what it is.
I've caught you like four times now with this very bad solipsistic habit.
You are a narcissist.
Well, she is a model, so.
Yeah, I am.
I'm not surprised.
Like, literally, I'm reading a chat that has nothing to do with her.
Who's crying?
Why are you talking to me, bro?
You can't say I was crying.
No, not you.
Well, we're not talking about you.
Okay.
Sorry.
I apologize, honestly.
All right.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, my God, bro.
You haven't seen him.
Here's a study about male promiscuity from Wagner College.
Men are naturally hardwired for promiscuity.
Monogamous marriage has an inherent defect.
Okay?
We have here again...
Oh, Johnny May says, I want that green now.
You're stupid as shit.
Does he mean the...
I was talking about before with the grain, yeah.
Okay.
Our interview says, as Sotario, CC member, said, you don't dress up like...
Sotario, he means probably.
I got this, Rush.
You don't dress up like a fireman every day and deny you don't want to ride in the truck.
There are prime examples of Tai Lopez's podcast when he broke down paying attention to people's behaviors, even if the chance of them being verged is 1%.
Just look at the 3 or 4 behavior they partake in, they manipulate, take advantage of, and go to bed without a second thought.
They need to come with disclaimers.
They just stray scamming hearts and pockets, not giving a fuck.
Brilliant views.
And then he goes, my earlier chat was directed at the Icelandic Chicks, but after hearing the rest of the panel speak, it's actually applicable to them all.
It's literally symbiotic behavior at its best, and they're just justifying all the behavior and no accountability.
They should have been extras for the Venom movie, the way they'd be moving, acting like carnage, and popping up at church like nothing happened.
Wait, what does this mean?
What does it mean?
For real.
He's saying that he doesn't believe you that you're a virgin, and long story short.
Well, make another light to test on me.
Test on me.
Okay.
You want to know where all the guys that agree that men and women are the same and agree wholeheartedly with your fidelity standards in the friend zone?
And I know you've noticed this, so why don't you grab one of those guys and marry them then?
Well, no, remember she said that she'd rather be single for life than get with one of those guys in the friend zone.
We asked you earlier in the show.
We were like, all the girls here, hey, would you rather have sex with your guy in the friend zone or be single for life?
And all of you pretty much said you'd rather be single for life.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Come on, man.
What?
Go ahead.
I don't want to get back into this.
Go ahead.
Say what you were going to say.
It's just so then we should lower our standards then to have the friend zone guy.
Okay.
No, you don't have to lower your standards.
Absolutely, don't lower your standards.
Keep your standards high.
What I'm saying though is if you have high standards, that guy's going to have standards too and that's going to be other women.
Okay.
Are you okay with that?
Keeping your standards high.
You know what?
Fuck it.
It's great.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's all good.
It's biology.
It's biology.
I mean, what the fuck, bro?
You have high standards.
That's what you said.
You're picky with men, right?
I guess, because they have to have a good personality and looks and whatever.
Okay, so would it be fair to say that most men don't rise up to your needs and wants?
Because you're picky.
Sure.
Okay.
So, a minority of men are attractive to you then?
I guess that's what it is.
If you're picky, that by definition, that means that a minority of men are attractive to you?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
So, what do you think is more common?
Attractive guys like him or attractive women?
I guess attractive women, I guess.
Okay.
Okay.
So, you see the math discrepancy here?
That there's more beautiful women than there are attractive men?
So who has the leverage?
Come on, Kayla.
I understand that.
I was talking about the whole marriage thing.
That's what just didn't sit right with me.
It triggered you.
Yes, it did.
But think about that.
If you marry the guy, that means he's even a better pick, right?
Yep.
Sure.
So if you're marrying a top-of-the-top-shelf guy...
Other women are going to want him probably, right?
Matter of fact, when women see a ring, they want him even more.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't know, man.
I'm just saying.
You can't have high standards and get mad when other women want that guy.
And he actually partakes in it a lot of the times, which they do.
Okay.
The whole issue...
Okay.
What up, boys?
I was previously on the crypto comment.
It's pronounced T-Lo-Ice...
Oh, no.
We read that one earlier.
Yeah.
Colin Two Owls, unofficial official rating starting for fresh.
Valhalla Elsa Jit, two.
Long Face Toga Tits, three.
Curly Crimson Chin, three.
Wisconsin-aged Cheddar Cooch, four.
And then Nigga What, one.
Ninja What.
Ninja What, okay.
And then we gotta close this thing out.
Chris, right?
Yep.
Yeah, we gotta close out, guys.
Alright, the 31-year-old is straight up retarded.
I can see why her man committed to another woman.
She needs a man ASAP to give her some kind of guidance.
Can someone ask her to name three countries?
Alright, go ahead.
Can you name two countries?
Italy, Poland, Germany.
Okay.
Alright, good job.
And that was really rude.
To that.
Chatter guy?
Stunad.
Alright.
The Saterio guy goes to Icelandia next to Myron.
Looks like she found meth and Christ at the same time.
She keeping it at least part the way real though.
What part?
Oh my god.
What the fuck, dude?
Yo!
Oh my god.
Yo, that's true, bro.
Alright.
Kayla, Chris is right.
Show some respect to Myron and have the decency to look at Myron when you're talking to him instead of getting triggered.
That's fine, bro.
I'm chilling, man.
With females, bro.
You know what that means.
I apologize, Myron.
That I didn't look you in the eye.
That was nice.
And that I got triggered.
You know, next time I'll meditate on it more.
Okay, we'll start.
I'm just telling you how men think, man.
You can take it or not.
I mean, a lot of girls...
That's a good sport.
That's a good sport.
They take my advice and they're like, you know what?
Thank you for explaining why my last relationship didn't work.
Or damn, now I understand men better now, so I'm able to kind of...
Well, it's like I didn't really want my last relationships to work, though.
So I could have cared less if they had, like...
Who falls out, though?
No, like, because you're saying that, oh, like, the last, the situationship guy or whatever, like, was out.
I couldn't trust him.
Well, I didn't really care, though.
So then why were you there?
Why were you taking the time and energy to talk to this guy?
Well, it was because I had just broke up with my last relationship.
Oh, so you wanted to be there.
And then I was like, you know...
Yeah, whatever.
Got it.
Yeah.
Just...
Bruh.
All right, girls, last thoughts?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Okay.
KSO7 says, unpopular opinion.
Watching porn is worse than cheating.
Damn.
Women should not feel good about a guy being loyal to them, but addicted to porn.
If anything, you hurt that man by forcing him to be only with you.
Free Palestine.
Most love FNF. Thanks for the crypto plug.
Yeah.
Most guys are going to watch porn, though, bro.
It's way easier.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll get the last thoughts from the ladies.
Thoughts on the show.
How was the show for you?
Hate it?
Love it?
How was the show?
I loved it.
Really?
Yeah.
Thank you.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, what's now, I didn't, I have, I have seen clips of this, like, before, like, this show.
In Iceland?
Yeah, like, oh, shit.
We're going far, boys!
We have, we have the same video clips as you.
We only see Americans on the internet.
How often do you see his face?
What?
How often do you see his clips?
I just remembered your face before.
Okay.
I don't remember.
I didn't know what the show was.
I didn't know until I came here inside how many followers you had.
And I was like, bro, I want a dip.
But then I was like, nah, whatever.
Well, thank you for being based on understanding our point of view.
Yeah.
I don't know if you're a virgin, though, but yeah.
Alright, cool.
What about you?
Oh, this is a funny thing.
In Colombia, it doesn't have things like that, so it was a cool experience for me to hear all the debathing things, the tricky questions that you made.
Alright.
Okay.
Cool.
What about you?
Thank you for coming.
Less aggressive than expected.
All right.
Cool.
That's fair.
What about you?
I went about as expected.
Damn.
But I had fun.
And thank you for having me on.
All right.
Last question for you, Kayla.
What do you know?
I know a lot, actually.
Never mind.
What about you?
I came here and I hadn't, like, I didn't know anything.
Like, I haven't seen the show or anything.
Like, yeah, I liked it.
It's just, like, different, you know, because English and, you know, and I feel like I could have answered a lot of questions better, but, like, I don't know.
Yeah.
You stupid!
In my head, they make sense.
Like, in my head, I'm thinking about it, but I answer differently, you know?
At least you're kind of based, though.
Based, what's that?
But you understand the truth.
Yeah.
Okay!
Can I ask you something before we end this?
Yeah, sure.
One advice for the people from this old experience that you have all the days.
The best advice I'll tell girls is don't be a whore.
Don't put ridiculous photos of yourself on the internet.
And then when you get with a guy, understand the more attractive the man is, the more likely he is to have other women.
Accept that truth.
And if you want a guy that's going to be more faithful to you or monogamous, get a lower status guy.
So he doesn't have the chances to cheat on you as much.
That's what it comes down to.
But if you want a top-shelf guy that's tall and attractive and makes money...
Other women are gonna want him too, so just be the main girl and be happy with that.
And if he goes and fucks another bitch every now and then, hey, who cares?
You're the main girl.
I would say if you want to have a man or family, understand what men want.
Because if you don't, you're spinning your wheels.
You think you know what a man wants, but you really don't.
Yeah, and what you want a lot of the times is not what he wants.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
We're not equal in that sense.
We're not equal, yeah.
You want money and status.
We don't give a shit about your money and any of this stuff.
Just don't embarrass us when we walk into a party and everyone's like, oh, we all fucked your girl or some shit like that.
Like, that's crazy, you know?
So I think if women understood that stuff, they'd be able to understand men better and then...
Because here's the thing.
If I tell you guys are going to cheat, well, at least you can brace yourself and be ready for it.
But, you know, if you follow the Disney fairy tales like, oh, yeah, I'm going to get a man that's six for five that makes, you know, $100,000 a month that's going to treat me seriously and only marry me and only be loyal to me, well, then it's going to hurt a lot when you find out he fucked 10 girls that month.
Yep.
So, hey, you want a top-shelf guy?
You're going to have to deal with top-shelf problems.
What about STDs, though?
I'm just wondering, should I prepare for that, then?
Yeah, I mean...
If you're fucking 10 girls in a month...
The statistics, the science also shows that's the...
That's a conversation that you have with your man.
I'm just wondering how to prepare.
That's a conversation you have with your man, and you tell him, look, I know you love me, and you're going to have other women.
Okay, that's fine, but just don't bring a disease to me.
Okay.
And if you honestly have that conversation, like, he's like, alright, cool, I ain't gonna bring, or he just uses a condom with you.
Whatever.
Well, Kayla, don't with all sex.
Simple as that.
If you get mad with your man, don't say, I ain't gonna fuck you, nigga, because he'll fuck some other bitch.
Okay.
So, simple as that.
That helps, too.
Yeah, helps.
All men cheat, so pick the one that's good for you, and...
All right, virgin.
W, Iceland!
I've never been cheated on before, but I see you on the internet all the time.
Like, you have to pick one, and you have to have self-love.
You're gonna love your children.
You're gonna love yourself.
Kobe's wife got cheated on.
It's like, I'm trying to prepare the women for the future.
Many women don't have self-love.
They have to get love and affection for somebody else.
They're depending on their love from a man.
They should have more self-love.
And love their children.
You needed to.
What's that?
You guys ready?
Okay.
Guys, get in the course, guys.
It's there.
Click the link below.
Get in there.
Don't be a brokey.
And yeah, guys, all the girls' Instagrams are below.
You can send them a dick pic.
I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
No, thank you.
Miss Wisconsin has gotten new, so she can compare it.
And we'll catch you guys on the next episode of Fresh and Fit on Wednesday, 7 p.m.