Jan. 22, 2024 - Fresh & Fit
06:10:07
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| And we are live, motherfuckers. | |
| We're live? | |
| We just might be. | |
| No, we're live. | |
| Oh, we live. | |
| We up in here. | |
| Are we live? | |
| Oh, you want the room to chat up, right? | |
| Yep, and I see locals. | |
| Yeah, room to chat up. | |
| All right. | |
| All right, ninjas. | |
| You got the room to chat up? | |
| Put it in the upper line. | |
| Oh, put it in the upper line. | |
| Rumble chat. | |
| Property. | |
| Pace. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Shout out to my dog, M-O-E-G-N-360, helping me out with the Rumble chat. | |
| My dog, M-O-E! Can you check on Rumble C4? I got an ad, though. | |
| That means we should be up. | |
| Yeah, that means we should be up. | |
| Yo, Ryan, what up, bro? | |
| Yeah, dude, Streamlabs, Dan, just those faggots. | |
| Bro. | |
| Bro. - Thank you. | |
| Hey, y'all go follow me on Instagram at jbills. | |
| Your favorite quality control specialist is here. | |
| And all the people in the rumba chat, I added everyone that I know. | |
| Broski, we got you. | |
| Oh, I see us. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah, we live. | |
| Yeah, we is live like that. | |
| We live like that. | |
| Oh, wait, you know what? | |
| It's gas like that. | |
| Kind of control the stream. | |
| Yeah, what's going on, guys? | |
| We gas like that. | |
| We cooking with gas. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Sorry, Myron. | |
| I'm wearing a do-rag on stream. | |
| I'm nigga find your stream. | |
| Nigga find your stream is crazy, bro. | |
| Pass the gorilla mind. | |
| You guys can also follow me at Big Moe underscore B-I-T-W. Myron's coming in right now. | |
| He's just getting a phone call right now. | |
| We've just been setting up his stream. | |
| So don't worry. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| No, this is not a Big Moe Bill stream. | |
| No. | |
| Myron is coming. | |
| He's coming. | |
| He's going to be playing with y'all. | |
| You're going to see that unhinged Myron. | |
| We just had to set up a lot of shit. | |
| We just had to set up a lot of things. | |
| So don't worry. | |
| We got you, bro. | |
| Hey, I want y'all to notice something. | |
| That boy, Myron, got so much coin on his goddamn Overwatch. | |
| That boy paid the big bucks. | |
| Y'all see how much coin he got on his Overwatch? | |
| Boy dropped the bag. | |
| Boy got every fit. | |
| That boy got every fit. | |
| You know what's sick? | |
| That boy got so much Overwatch coin, he got a savings account for it, bro. | |
| That shit in five digits, bro. | |
| Hey, you know what? | |
| Don DeMarco. | |
| Don DeMarco. | |
| Sorry, Myron. | |
| Your stream just got hijacked. | |
| Hey, JB Outlaw, I'm the one that declined your request. | |
| I was doing some shit. | |
| Monotone Mo. | |
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| Yo, we're live on entropy. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Real nigga gaming. | |
| Hey, JB, I'm the one that declined your request. | |
| I was doing some shit. | |
| We're finished. | |
| We're finished, bro. | |
| Mano Tomo. | |
| Add me Trump 2020. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
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| Real Nigga Gaming. | |
| J.B. Allah, I'm the one that declined your request. | |
| I was doing some shit. | |
| Little nigga gaming. | |
| Hold on. | |
| We're finished. | |
| We're finished, bro. | |
| But. | |
| Monotone mode. | |
| Add me Trump 2020. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| What? | |
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| Yo we live on inch brief. | |
| Oh you just have to hurry. | |
| Yes. | |
| Real nigga gaming. | |
| Hey um. | |
| J.B. | |
| I'm the one that declined your request. | |
| I was doing some shit. | |
| We're finished. | |
| We're finished, bro. | |
| Uh, monotone mo. | |
| Add me Trump 2020. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| What? | |
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| Real nigga gaming. | |
| I'm doing that decline to your request. | |
| I was doing some shit. | |
| Real nigga gaming. | |
| Hold on, ah. | |
| We're finished. | |
| We're finished, bro. | |
| Uh, monotone mode. | |
| Add me Trump 2020. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| What? | |
| One simple but brilliant trick to heat your home in 90 seconds and save thousands of dollars on your heating bill this winter. | |
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| You know, we're live, aren't you? | |
| Uh, yes. | |
| Real nigga gaming. | |
| Hey, um, baby, I'm doing that good time. | |
| I was doing some shit. | |
| Real nigga gaming. | |
| Hold on. | |
| We're finished. | |
| We're finished, bro. | |
| But... | |
| Add me Trump 2020. | |
| Alright, bro. | |
| What? | |
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| Real nigga gaming. | |
| That should fix it. | |
| That should fix it right there. | |
| Sorry about that, guys. | |
| Okay, and then let me look at the Rumble stream real quick. | |
| Alright. | |
| So, ninjas. | |
| Y'all know that I'm here now. | |
| So what that means is... | |
| You faggots know what time it is. | |
| I got a better idea. | |
| You're in the Discord, right? | |
| I'm not just going to work. | |
| Do you know the link? | |
| All right. | |
| You know the link? | |
| Yeah, we should be fixed now. | |
| Y'all know what time it is. | |
| When you hear that Shawn Michaels come in, y'all know what time it is, motherfuckers. | |
| Are we going to warm up, guys? | |
| Working on that tracking. | |
| Oh, shit, we already got a game. | |
| Okay, that was fast. | |
| All right, motherfuckers. | |
| you Thank you. | |
| Alright, we're gonna go into team chat now. | |
| Oh, we're in team chat. | |
| Alright. | |
| Can you guys hear the game, everything? | |
| Yo, can you guys hear me fine? | |
| They said screen is frozen. | |
| Just what? | |
| No game audio? | |
| That's gonna fix it. | |
| Alright, game audio should be fixed guys. | |
| Hey! | |
| Five, four, three, four. | |
| All right, you guys should be hearing the game audio now | |
| No redeploying Higacy and everything? | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| We back in it, baby. | |
| We're back in it. | |
| Take the high ground. | |
| Okay. | |
| Never mind Oh Oh Here we go time to start getting touch Let's go This cowboy | |
| What you're gonna do? | |
| Oh Okay Shit man What? | |
| Yeah, I'm not getting no heals, bro. | |
| Do we have any healers? | |
| I'm not getting healed at all, man. | |
| Niggas is trash on my team, bro. | |
| Yay, man. | |
| This cowboy Week Oh shit nice Can I get some goddamn heals, man? | |
| Fuck! | |
| They've been chasing me! | |
| Alright, I got visor. | |
| I got visor. | |
| Time to melt these scrubs. | |
| Punch that bitch, nigga! | |
| Bro! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. | |
| Fuck this deal. | |
| Dudes are trash, bro. | |
| Alright guys, I'm repositioning right now. | |
| No, I'm not a healer, nigga. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| I'm DPS, man. | |
| You think my little fucking heal station is enough? | |
| You're drunk, bro Life protects life I Get the fuck out of here, Lord. | |
| Yeah, motherfucker. | |
| Oh shit, what the... | |
| Bro, that's trash, man. | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| First and foremost, faggots that are talking shit. | |
| No, you said you were good at this game. | |
| Let's get it. | |
| Bro, I'm playing on a fucking keyboard and mouse, alright? | |
| I don't know what I'm doing on keyboard and mouse. | |
| This shit is new to me, alright? | |
| Let the kitsune guide you. | |
| You got it! | |
| I am on the payload! | |
| Initializing system! | |
| I want to take a hand up! | |
| The dragon becomes me! | |
| Yeah, Genzy, you want to do something? | |
| Goddamn! | |
| What's that? | |
| So yeah, that's why it's hard for you guys. | |
| I'm not gonna die. | |
| I've only been playing keyboard and mouse for less than a week, bro What's that? | |
| Incoming! | |
| So this shit is all new to me, motherfuckers. | |
| The odds are against us. | |
| Oh! | |
| Fields are alive. | |
| This bitch is shooting me from across the map, bro. | |
| Can I get some goddamn hills? | |
| You faggot-ass teammates. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| Thank you! | |
| Took you long enough to get these war You're chasing me! | |
| I'm running away! | |
| On me I tell you this, these baggots can't kill me though Feeling grand Adaptive circuits enging Genji Bro Bro My outage deployed What the This patch is annoying Holy shit Nerf this | |
| I rub some dirt on it Let's go Never Alright. | |
| I got a visor. | |
| About to fuck these faggots up. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| They're coming from the left-hand side. | |
| There! | |
| Incoming! | |
| Drop. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Okay, get molested. | |
| Bob! | |
| Do something! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| You better kill him, Nufus. | |
| No, he's doing the air right now! | |
| Revenge is here! | |
| Yeah, bitch! | |
| Alright, I wanna see what we're gonna do now, Horvus. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck this, Nufus. | |
| Shit. - Get a blow! - Over here! | |
| Ash, get the ash. | |
| Where is this whore? | |
| The dragon becomes me! | |
| Oh my gosh! | |
| Unite that whore! | |
| Get over here and drink over! | |
| Don't worry! | |
| Come here, Toki! | |
| I'm getting desperate. | |
| I'm getting desperate. | |
| Hold on! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Jivey! | |
| Alright, it's fine. | |
| I'm just taking a high ground. | |
| They can't do nothing. | |
| They saw it. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Life protects... | |
| Yo! | |
| Somebody's saying I'm trash. | |
| Yo, you fucking faggot! | |
| I just started playing keyboard and mouse for you retards that don't get it. | |
| Go up for the controller to keyboard and mouse as hard as shit! | |
| Still gotta throw out the hole! | |
| They ain't got you! | |
| Fast away! | |
| Stop! | |
| Do something! | |
| This bitch was unblocking! | |
| You must be bitch. | |
| Alright. | |
| *Clears throat* Score. | |
| Zero to three. | |
| Switching. | |
| I was barely getting healed, bro. | |
| I was barely getting fucking healed, man. | |
| Oh, and what I'll do for y'all also... | |
| Hold on. | |
| so it's better alright We should be better with the Borderless. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Also, I'm not going to go back to Control, bro, because when you play Controller, when you play Controller, guys, your playing controller on PC is retarded. | |
| There's no aim assist. | |
| So I might as well just run to mouse and keyboard. | |
| What are you talking about the way I move around and it has nothing to do with mouse and keyboard? | |
| Are you fucking retarded? | |
| I gotta use WAIT to move, you fucking faggot. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| It's completely different for you retards out there who say, Bro, it doesn't have anything to do with that because, Bro, I'm over here like, I can barely, you know, strafe and shit. | |
| So, yeah, man. | |
| So you hating ass Vegas, man? | |
| Play Control and then go ahead and switch to mouse and keyboard and play that shit for a few days and tell me how you do it. | |
| This is the end of the game. | |
| This is the end of the game. | |
| This is the end of the game. | |
| This is the end of the game. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Bust feminism! *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* Come to me! | |
| *Bust feminism* Burning them down! *Bust feminism* You're arresting me! | |
| *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* Burning them down! *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* *Bust feminism* I got visor though! | |
| I got visor. | |
| Nerf this! | |
| Fail, the move on! | |
| Yeah, bitch, back off! | |
| Oh, what you gonna do now?! | |
| What you gonna do now, horse? | |
| What you gonna do now? | |
| Yeah, what the fuck? | |
| Get this bitch off me man! | |
| Bitch climbing up walls and shit fuck it man. | |
| Oh lord! | |
| I'm gonna hide and survive that. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Earth Shatter! | |
| We got Earth Shatter? | |
| I got the phone and I'll keep it to the end on you too! | |
| These fish is hopping all over the place man. | |
| Lick them up! | |
| I knew! | |
| Still got some fight in here. | |
| Winston, can you jump on this ash, please? | |
| Where do we lose Soldiers 76 carried on the wind | |
| All right, we're all dead Fantastic. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| We can melt them with this shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Get the D.Va out of mech. | |
| Get the Diva out of mech so I can fuck them up. | |
| Over here. | |
| Much better. | |
| Hands down. | |
| They're moving to pilot. | |
| Convince me. | |
| Bitch, fuck you. | |
| Heal me because I'm going to buy... | |
| Can we get a mercy? | |
| It's not enough heals. | |
| These fucking faggots. | |
| I can't get away with this. | |
| Push the goddamn payload, man. | |
| Push the goddamn payload, motherfuckers. | |
| Heals coming up. | |
| Fuck this shit! | |
| Good job, Nicholas! | |
| No, you never did! | |
| Finally moving, Shepeda! | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| Engaging thrusters! | |
| In, fucking! | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Biotics to pull. | |
| We miss, one kill. | |
| I'm feeling the burn! | |
| Here we go, one HP! | |
| Let them up! | |
| Here we go, Devon! | |
| Do something! | |
| Pull it together and let's get this done. | |
| I'm a fire For the Crusaders! | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| You! | |
| Fucking shit, man! | |
| Bro! | |
| I'm literally by myself If I'm still standing I'm still fighting Sixty seconds remaining. | |
| I am a fryer! | |
| Come face me! | |
| Adaptive circuits engaged. | |
| Soldier 76. | |
| Get the D-Va out of Mecca. | |
| I'm gonna fucking barge these backers and things I'm done And I can't die I'm done! | |
| Ten seconds left. | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Time to make the play. | |
| What the f- Why'd you get off the point? | |
| Your certain term I'm on my mic audio up. | |
| Alright Alright, can y'all hear me better now? | |
| I already turned it up on the Rodecaster. | |
| Bring it, bring it, bring it. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Oh, that's fine. | |
| What the fuck is your thing, bro? | |
| But you just took it a stake and sold your 76. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| This nigga rich on Overwatch. | |
| Go to sound. | |
| Bro, just a good one. | |
| Massive volume. | |
| Put it down like 15. | |
| Put it to 65. | |
| And then we'll put yours down way lower, like right here. | |
| All right, you guys should be able to hear me better now. | |
| Yeah, you should be good. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm going to go roll cue, man. | |
| This shit pisses me off, man. | |
| And just so you guys know, because I see some of y'all talking shit in the chat. | |
| Guys, alright? | |
| It's my first game, number one. | |
| Number two, I've been up since like fucking five in the morning. | |
| Number three, this is my third stream. | |
| And then number four, I've been playing mouse and keyboard literally for about four days. | |
| Alright? | |
| I've only been going hard on it and actually streaming and playing with it for about two days. | |
| Because I didn't play Saturday. | |
| So, um, so yeah, man. | |
| So that's why, that's why my shit isn't that great right now. | |
| I'll probably stream for like an hour or two. | |
| And then... | |
| Yeah, if y'all want to donate on fnfsuperchat.com, that would be great. | |
| We got Entropy, but I don't know if y'all can donate on Entropy yet. | |
| I don't think they can. | |
| Yo, can they... | |
| Not yet, right? | |
| You just emailed them? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Prepare for battle. | |
| Ah, okay. | |
| All right. | |
| So yeah, then just FNFSuperChat.com. | |
| Let's see what happens. | |
| All right. | |
| Are you screaming, bro? | |
| Hello? | |
| Man, niggas saying I'm trash, man. | |
| It's my fucking third or fourth day playing fucking mouse and keyboard, you dickheads. | |
| I think I'm doing pretty good for mouse and keyboard. | |
| Tracking pretty good. | |
| Bro, you're streaming, bro. | |
| What'd you say? | |
| Are you streaming? | |
| Yeah, I'm streaming, yeah. | |
| Switches for faggots. | |
| I don't use switch. | |
| I'm on Rumble, nigga. | |
| Yo, what's your ethnicity? | |
| I'm a white guy. | |
| Say that again, bro. | |
| I'm white. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| Say the thing you said before that again. | |
| I'm on Rumble. | |
| No, no, the whole thing, though. | |
| I'm on Rumble, nigga. | |
| Twitch is for faggots. | |
| Wow. | |
| I just had to make sure I really heard when I was hearing. | |
| What? | |
| You got followers? | |
| Does the word faggot offend you? | |
| Nah. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Yeah, I got followers, bro, because they're not fucking fags. | |
| Twitch is for faggots. | |
| I'm on Twitch, too, but I'd rather stream video games on this shit. | |
| Real nigga gaming, bro. | |
| What am I talking about? | |
| What? | |
| Alright. | |
| Real nigga gaming, bro. | |
| You a soy boy, I can already tell. | |
| You want to be politically correct niggas? | |
| Yo, this fucking... | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yo, Arisa, what are you doing, bro? | |
| God damn, bro. | |
| This is the problem when you fucking roll Q. | |
| The tanks are retards, you're just in a not good spot. | |
| Alright. | |
| So you guys are probably wondering, yo, Myron, why are you shooting your teammates? | |
| I'm shooting my teammates, guys, because that's how you heal them. | |
| Mine is a healer, aka support. | |
| I don't really focus on shooting the... | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Okay, back up. | |
| This fucking... | |
| oh oh still flabbergating stop moving nigga | |
| what if a soldier about being ahead? | |
| You can probably look at him. | |
| Yeah, he sucks though. | |
| He has no awareness to know that we're below him. | |
| He's a retard. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| He was shooting me. | |
| I was healing you. | |
| Oh, you just didn't realize he was shooting you. | |
| That's why I said that. | |
| He sucks though. | |
| What's your rumble? | |
| Fresh and fit. | |
| Fresh and fit. | |
| Why, you never heard of it? | |
| Nah. | |
| I need a link. | |
| I Fuck down a gate to the trash got you in Oh shit. | |
| That was just level of gold. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| He ulted. | |
| Oh, Tracer got the pulse bomb. | |
| Alright. | |
| Are both teams dead? | |
| That bot is not moving at all. | |
| Alright. | |
| So, guys, the way this works is, whatever team pushes the robot further wins the game. | |
| But you gotta kill the other team to push the robot, obviously. | |
| Is this your first time playing? | |
| Nah. | |
| Is this your first time streaming this game? | |
| No. | |
| I feel like that's pretty obvious. | |
| Pretty obvious. | |
| No, they just might not know Overwatch. | |
| They have two brain cells, right? | |
| Well, bro, not everybody plays Overwatch. | |
| Yeah, I feel like it's very simple to... | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| That must be how you win. | |
| Not everyone's gonna know that, bro, because most people are used to playing, like, Deathmatch or whatever. | |
| What was that? | |
| I said you're a complex person. | |
| You're just gay. | |
| How about that? | |
| See, that's what I mean, bro. | |
| It's like, sometimes you have self-awareness to know that, you know, not everybody knows shit. | |
| Then also, it's like, fuck you, faggot nigga. | |
| Like, what? | |
| That's such a weird person. | |
| Well, you just sound like a homosexual. | |
| That's all I'm saying. | |
| I found, like, the home effects. | |
| Yes. | |
| Okay. | |
| Also, you're, like, going. | |
| Everything's playing. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bro. | |
| Fucking slut this faggot. | |
| This Orisa gets out of my line of sight. | |
| Can't heal her. | |
| I got another nano, by the way, faggots. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| I'm not trying to lose to these sorry ass dudes on another team. | |
| Leave it bro. | |
| That's fact man. | |
| Where you from bro? | |
| You from like, like Oakland? | |
| Some shit like that? | |
| Oakland? | |
| The fuck? | |
| Oakland? | |
| Where the hell are you from? | |
| Utah? | |
| Where the hell are you from? | |
| Do I look Mormon? | |
| I'm from New York. | |
| Oh, sorry to hear that bro. | |
| failed society yo soldier you want to turn around to help thank you I don't hear anything Your mic is low as fuck. | |
| Well, you can hear it? | |
| Hey man, that means you're twice as aware now. | |
| I'll fix it. | |
| Let me just, next time I die, I'll fix it. | |
| Even though you're gay. | |
| But I'll fix it for you homo. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| But you're from Alabama. | |
| Not from Alabama bro. | |
| We in Miami baby. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm backing up So you're gonna chase me I can already feel it. | |
| Faggot chasing me. | |
| What's your rumble, bro? | |
| This dude is still chasing my gear in his footsteps. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| He's all the way up here. | |
| They're about to take the lead. | |
| Into the men. | |
| God damn it. | |
| I won't let you fall. | |
| Soldiers up there weak. | |
| Finish him off, Baptiste. | |
| Okay, maybe not. | |
| Just let this idiot... | |
| Oh shit, heal me, fuck! | |
| God damn it, man The onyx I still have some fight in me Hold on dude Erisa, don't die, please. | |
| wrong Tactical visor activated You're powered up! | |
| Get in there! | |
| They're moving the barricade! | |
| Stop them! | |
| We gotta stop these scrubs, man. | |
| Meet your fate! | |
| The enemy has stolen away our friend. | |
| The enemy's stones. | |
| We must halt them. | |
| Covering you. | |
| We need fortified. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Arisa, get in my line of sight, bro. | |
| Oh my god, dude. | |
| Fat anti. | |
| Okay. | |
| God damn it. | |
| Yo, Zen, what the fuck are you doing? | |
| Why would you leave from us when you're doing the transcendence? | |
| Fucking retard, man! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dude! | |
| Huh? | |
| My bad. | |
| I was on mute. | |
| I didn't see it, but... | |
| You funny guy. | |
| Bro, you let me die, bro. | |
| Sorry, bro. | |
| What do you say, man? | |
| - I'm not whining, you're fine. - No, why, keep touching Vata, what are you doing? | |
| It's overtime. - Meet your fate. - He's anti-native. | |
| What the?! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Bro, I wanted to nano, man! | |
| What's your rumble, gang? | |
| I just told you, fresh to fit! | |
| We fucking lost, man. | |
| God damn it. | |
| God damn it. | |
| It's fucking bitch ulting me. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| This shit pisses me off. | |
| That's it. | |
| I'm about to go hard on these faggots. | |
| Angie, let me get a gorilla mind. | |
| Let me see the entropy chat over here. | |
| The entropy chat? | |
| Okay. | |
| Shouts to the entropy niggas. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| No, Billy. | |
| Let's shout out to you, man. | |
| RealNinjaGaming, let's go. | |
| Also, 76, try to shoot your rockets at their feet. | |
| It's an explosion. | |
| Yes, yes, I always do that. | |
| I always do that. | |
| Alright. | |
| And Angie, let me get some tea as well. | |
| Alright, so we're up on... | |
| Yo, so if y'all want to donate to the stream, go to RealNinjaGaming.com. | |
| Alright, I'm a fucking... | |
| Shout out to you for the first donation on Real Naked Gaming. | |
| Is this it? | |
| No, that ain't it. | |
| Is this link, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, Coke Zero? | |
| Oh, food is here? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Nah, the show continues. | |
| The food is here. | |
| Yeah, yeah, can you warm it up? | |
| I'm going to have a little bit of steak. | |
| And just so you fat bastards know, I worked out twice today, FYI. | |
| I boxed and I lifted weights. . | |
| Um, hold on. | |
| So yeah, guys, join Real Naked Gaming, click the link, and I will read your chats over there. | |
| All chats that come in, I will read... | |
| On Entropy, yeah, when Gnome Billy said RealNinjaGaming, yeah. | |
| We lit now, man. | |
| We lit now! | |
| Yeah, guys. | |
| And also, just so y'all know, you can chat over there on Entropy and your chat won't be saved. | |
| So, like, if you want to talk about, you know, certain topics, if you know what I'm saying, you don't have to worry about it. | |
| Um, let's see here. | |
| So, yeah. | |
| Here, let me see if I can zoom in on the show a little bit. | |
| Y'all got it, bro. | |
| Hold on, let me fix this camera a little bit. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah. | |
| We're going hard in the paint. | |
| That's game, Mo. | |
| Was my mic on? | |
| Yeah, your mic was on, faggot. | |
| All right. | |
| So we're going to play some pump-up music right now. | |
| Yeah, bring me the thing when it warms up. | |
| Where the hell did my goddamn phone go? | |
| There. | |
| Oh. | |
| All right, ninjas. | |
| We're gonna go hard in a pain. | |
| These faggots can't stop us. | |
| All right? | |
| We're gonna continue. | |
| Because the train... | |
| Are you playing on Rumble? | |
| Yes, I'm playing on rumble, yes. | |
| You're playing Guns N' Roses? | |
| Yeah, of course. | |
| Because the show goes on. | |
| There's no brakes on this train, faggots. - faggots. - Moe's here. | |
| That's how you get the waves spinning, by the way, guys. | |
| You gotta brush. | |
| You gotta brush. | |
| And you got a brush on a 360. | |
| Can I get the energy drink real quick? | |
| What color? | |
| I get black. | |
| Or orange. | |
| RJ Outdoor Orange. | |
| I'm a little tired. | |
| But that don't matter! | |
| We're not on YouTube! | |
| Some faggot said, oh, copyright strike on YouTube. | |
| We're not on YouTube, faggots! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Just have to go through, Mike. | |
| That's not enough caffeine. | |
| Nah, I just put it. | |
| Bro's playing night train? | |
| Yeah. | |
| There's no brakes on this train, my friends. | |
| This nigga really said copyright strike, bro? | |
| Huh? | |
| Somebody said copyright strike, yeah. | |
| We not on YouTube, bro. | |
| We not on YouTube. | |
| Fuck YouTube. | |
| Bro. | |
| And for some of you guys that are wondering, right? | |
| I got steak and chicken and white rice with black beans. | |
| Why wait for the game? . | |
| This is the best part, by the way, here, faggots. | |
| I got to, like, level four. level four. - I'm sorry. | |
| I don't have time to play like that. | |
| We got the gorilla mine. | |
| There's no brakes on this train, motherfuckers. | |
| *music* | |
| Just so you guys know, we're the fucking best. | |
| We teach you guys how to get bitches. | |
| We teach you guys how to make money. | |
| We teach you guys how to fucking get in shape. | |
| We teach you guys how to be attractive in general and be the best version of yourself. | |
| And we also stream video games and we're fucking good at that shit too. | |
| You motherfuckers didn't even know I played video games. | |
| But I'm back. | |
| I'm out of retirement. | |
| I haven't played video games since 2018, but I'm fucking back. | |
| Six years later, smashed these motherfuckers. | |
| Why? | |
| Because I can. | |
| Alright? | |
| And I'm playing fucking mouse and keyboard. | |
| I just started fucking doing this shit. | |
| Alright? | |
| Get out of here, faggot. | |
| Damn, man. | |
| Can I get a fucking stream for two seconds, nigga? | |
| This nigga's starting to be like Chris. | |
| You always want to be in the videos and shit, man. | |
| Anyway, it's like I was saying. | |
| You guys are leaving? | |
| Alright. | |
| Thank you guys for sticking around. | |
| I appreciate it. | |
| You guys got your food and shit? | |
| Yeah. | |
| We need an interface. | |
| Moe's gonna pick one up for you. | |
| Grab the thing from Icy. | |
| Moe will pick up an interface for you. | |
| And we'll have it for tomorrow. | |
| Alright, we got a game. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'll see you guys tomorrow. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Shout out to these guys for coming and helping out with the IRL stream. | |
| Yup. | |
| Alright guys, we're gonna... | |
| We got a game right now. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| You count on me, I count on you. | |
| We'll do a 7 or 7.30 show tomorrow, guys. | |
| Somewhere in there, yeah. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Ask Fresh if he has a guest. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Fresh if he had my... | |
| What can I say? | |
| We've got good sense. | |
| Shout out to the squad, by the way, man. | |
| Putting in extra time, man. | |
| Helping out. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's destroy these scrubs. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Slept. | |
| Yeah, bastard get right, faggot! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm back in this bitch! | |
| What? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Big anti-nade! | |
| Big anti-nade! | |
| Anna killed herself because she's trash so she knew what was going to happen I'm the real Ana, bitch. | |
| alright alright they got Bastion coming out and shit alright They got Zarya. | |
| oh shit... | |
| dash in one! | |
| fucking... | |
| Fucking... | |
| Gotcha, Winston. | |
| Gave me the Nanobu so you don't die, bro. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Mercy. | |
| Mercy keeping me up. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I slept that bitch too, man. | |
| This fucking Zarya's charged up, man. | |
| Alright, we win that team fight though. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| It's go time. | |
| They must not take the old schedule. | |
| Fuck! | |
| This Aria has one shot, man! | |
| I almost killed her too! | |
| As a fucking... | |
| Ana! | |
| The Hanzo got me goddammit trash, bro. | |
| I'm not finished. | |
| Taking care of you. | |
| That feels much better. | |
| Serious. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| Bash the slap. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Thank you, Okuro! | |
| Agony for the darkness. | |
| I see you. | |
| I got you, bitch. | |
| Fancy! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| I'm the real on a bitch Slept Slept! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| These dudes are trash! | |
| Nigga said I fell off this game. | |
| Bro, I haven't played this game in five years, man. | |
| One, zero. | |
| As good as I am with a bow, I promise you I was better with a sword. | |
| Science means going where outcomes are uncertain, but I am certain that we're going to have a great time. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one, round. | |
| If we focus, we will succeed. | |
| Alright guys, time to destroy these scrubs. | |
| Big sleeps, big sleeps! big sleeps! | |
| Blokin' down the object we're at. | |
| Taking damage. | |
| Engaging thrusters. | |
| Power barrier, absolutely. | |
| The enemy is digging. | |
| I'm taking the point. | |
| Stand up straight. | |
| Bitch you can't spend that on your side. | |
| Charge this. | |
| You are seasoned. | |
| You are efficient design at work. | |
| I'm claiming the objective. | |
| Watch you. | |
| Coming through. | |
| Enemy spotted. | |
| No threat. | |
| I see you. | |
| No one can stop me. | |
| Alright, 70 to nano. | |
| Clearer out of the U. | |
| I'm on fire! | |
| Helping you out. | |
| You are unsuccessful. | |
| I'm under a roster. | |
| Get slapped, bitch! | |
| One shot on the fucking Sigma man. | |
| Let's fucking go man. | |
| These dudes are getting destroyed. | |
| These kids are getting destroyed! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Winston, you gotta jump back, though, bro. | |
| You gotta jump back. | |
| Nigga. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Yeah, that's not good. | |
| The monkey, aka Jamal, got killed. | |
| I told him not to get greedy Fucking gay What's up? | |
| Huh? | |
| Oh. | |
| You'll have to try harder than these laps. | |
| I'm under attack. | |
| What? | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| I'll find them. | |
| Group up here. | |
| It's go time. | |
| I have to. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| The plane must hope you cut the cake and cure for all the damage. | |
| It's go time. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh, Lord. | |
| Oh, watch out, Winston. | |
| I can't heal you, man! | |
| Get to the point! | |
| Fall in! | |
| I'm doing the objective. | |
| Anyone want to join me? | |
| Receive my aim. | |
| My ultimate is ready. | |
| I'm near, so keep fighting. | |
| Helping you out. | |
| Get in there. | |
| He's going super monkey right now. | |
| Get slept over there, Hanzo, you faggot! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Winston, how'd you die? | |
| Oh shit, here we go. | |
| Here we go. | |
| This bitch coming after me man. | |
| *Gunshot* That's how you push back! | |
| I won't give in. | |
| Reaper here. | |
| Pretty sure of you. | |
| *Gunshot* Let dragon consume you! | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* Oh my god. | |
| What's a dragon? | |
| Oh my. | |
| How? | |
| Fucking gay, man. | |
| Bro, how the fuck did that happen? | |
| Yo, Hanzo on our team, you gotta switch, my man. | |
| You gotta switch. | |
| Kane, Mui? | |
| Whatever the fuck? | |
| You gotta switch, bro. | |
| You gotta switch. | |
| I'm gonna have to help DPS because this is fucking Hanzo trash. | |
| Hanzo, you trash nigga, I'm gonna be honest with you. | |
| I'm gonna have to help your sorry ass with DPS now. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one, round three, capture the objective. | |
| Be present in the moment. | |
| Be present in the moment. | |
| Be present in the moment. | |
| Fuck! | |
| Kill this goddamn bastion, man. | |
| I ain't gonna lie to y'all, using Zenyatta is a little hard for me because hitting the E key to Discord and then moving, it's tough. | |
| I ain't gonna lie. | |
| It's hard. | |
| I stand with you. | |
| Marga's already weak. | |
| Fuck this idiot! | |
| Let's go, let's go, let's go! | |
| Push off that! | |
| Okay, I gotta move. | |
| You ain't blowing me up nigga Get on point! | |
| The Bastion's weak as shit! | |
| He's 1 HP! Can we get this fucking point, man? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| It's go time! | |
| This big Hawaiian fuck. | |
| Get fucking rocked, faggot! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get this stupid Swedish whore! | |
| Yeah, you better run, whore! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| These niggas can't stop us! | |
| Let's go! | |
| These fucking faggots, how the fuck were they winning before? | |
| Kill this fucking homosexual with a flower on his head! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm spamming fucking shots over here. | |
| These dudes are trash. | |
| Alright, back up a bit. | |
| Back up a bit, niggas. | |
| Yeah, what you vackets want to do now? | |
| Yeah, y'all niggas better back up. | |
| Yeah, we strong now Oh, hey nobody dying today Yeah, stupid! | |
| You done fucked up! | |
| Retard! | |
| You fucked up! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get raped! | |
| Get in the backpack, niggas! | |
| Get in the backpack! | |
| This fucking homosexual is gonna try to get on point. | |
| Kill this fucking gay homo. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Too late, nigga. | |
| Too late. | |
| Shoot that dragon for no reason. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get in the backpack! | |
| *Gunshot* *Gunshot* *Gunshot* | |
| Play of the game. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Damn, I'm trash. | |
| Niggas deranked me to bronze four. | |
| Yo, this is fucking gay. | |
| Bro, I'm telling y'all, once I fucking learn mouse and keyboard, it's over for these faggots, bro. | |
| Guys, I played this game at a GM level back in 2017, 2016. | |
| Overwatch 1, of course. | |
| I played with McCree, Soldier, and Reaper, Zenyatta, Ana. | |
| Who else? | |
| Yeah, those are the characters I played that I climbed up to GM with, right? | |
| I actually hit top 500 for a day. | |
| What ended up happening, guys, was obviously I quit playing video games, etc. | |
| So, you guys are going to witness me climb out of bronze. | |
| But again, my highest rank, I think I hit Silver 1 when I just started playing this game. | |
| Like, with no practice, started playing this game again. | |
| Look, I'll show y'all niggas my fucking thing. | |
| Look, I hit Silver 1, right? | |
| It's a season high. | |
| I would have probably gotten way further than that because I was playing controller. | |
| But when you play controller, guys, there's no aim assist. | |
| It's way harder. | |
| You're actually at a disadvantage playing controller on PC. It's stupid as fuck. | |
| So I was like, okay, if I play on a controller on PC, I'm only handicapping myself without aim assist. | |
| So I said, you know what, fuck it, I'm just going to learn mouse and keyboard. | |
| And what you guys are witnessing right now is me playing mouse and keyboard. | |
| And most of those hours that you guys saw me play, that was on controller. | |
| So, I'm on mouse and keyboard now. | |
| Learning this shit. | |
| Hard as fuck bro, I ain't gonna lie. | |
| You guys are gonna notice that there's gonna be times where I can't run away or I'm strafing weird, I stand still when I shoot. | |
| is because I don't know how to use the mouse keyboard. | |
| But yeah. | |
| Bronze 4, I ain't gonna lie, sucks. | |
| But you niggas gonna see me climb. | |
| As I eat my stickin' and shake. | |
| Oh. | |
| Thank you, Angie, for reminding me that I got rumble chants. | |
| She's in the chat. | |
| Helping out. | |
| Mo's still here. | |
| He won't leave. | |
| Mo's taking a dump. | |
| Mo... | |
| Alright, Mike Hudson. | |
| Ninja, turn the game audio down. | |
| Okay, got that. | |
| Way better than that. | |
| Way better. | |
| Thank you, ninjas. | |
| Fuck the haters. | |
| I love Myron Sunday Gaming. | |
| This is awesome. | |
| Got you, bro. | |
| What else do we got here? | |
| Rumble rants. | |
| Invite me. | |
| I'm gold. | |
| Let me carry you. | |
| Nah, nigga. | |
| Myron never gets tired. | |
| Bro does three streams a day. | |
| I know, bro. | |
| I'm dead right now, but the show goes on. | |
| Let me join the squad for a game or two. | |
| I'm Platinum DPS and Silver Heels. | |
| I think I can help you level up with DPS if I go Heels. | |
| Myron pretty decent, Wada. | |
| Thank you, JR. I am. | |
| And again, remember guys, I'm playing Mousy Key, bro. | |
| This shit is hard for me, man. | |
| I don't know what I'm doing. | |
| Elephant Shoes goes, play with Nick F? What are you talking about playing with Nick F? All right. | |
| Ninjas, if you guys want to really donate to the stream, bro, and support a ninja, go to RealNiggaGaming. | |
| Can you guys spam that shit in the chat for me? | |
| RealNiggaGaming, bro. | |
| We're bringing this shit back. | |
| We're tired of these soyboys in here that don't like to use the word fag and be toxic. | |
| So we got here. | |
| Yusuf Alamin, can I join gold? | |
| Let me carry you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Maybe I'll let you because you did it on RealNinjaGaming. | |
| I've been on KBM for 17 years. | |
| I have some advice. | |
| 1600 DPI is the best to be on for your mouse. | |
| I also recommend a mouse like the Lola Juta G Pro. | |
| I do got a Super Tech Pro right now. | |
| Zen threw the match to that dumb faggot. | |
| Oh, yeah, he did throw. | |
| Yeah, he didn't fucking transcend me. | |
| He's an idiot. | |
| Nome Billy goes, RealNinjaGaming, let's go. | |
| Oh, yeah, that was from before. | |
| Thank you guys so much for the support. | |
| We appreciate that. | |
| Okay, I guess I'm playing support again. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Hey, didn't you just lose to me last game, bro? | |
| I don't know, did I? Were you on Ilios? | |
| Ilios? | |
| Anybody here have mics? | |
| 5, 4, 3, 2... | |
| Okay, I guess not. | |
| Yeah, I think I did lose to you that time. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, go. | |
| Good game. | |
| The barrier has fallen. | |
| The barrier is weakened. | |
| Viva's about to be out of Magda. | |
| That bitch sucks. | |
| Oh, they're running now. | |
| They're running now. | |
| These boys running now. | |
| They're all spread out like a bunch of monkeys. | |
| Oh, Lord, I don't know who to hit. | |
| They're alone. | |
| They're alone. | |
| Yeah, right bag it Yeah, right bag it Mercy, where you going, whore? | |
| Let's go! | |
| These dudes are getting molested! | |
| Let's go! | |
| We're Jeffrey Epstein and this bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| We are Rumble, we say what we want to say! | |
| Real nigga gaming! | |
| We here! | |
| Woo! | |
| I think I'm gonna do that What is that? | |
| Oh shit yeah, nigga! | |
| What is that? | |
| Melody, yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Let's go, Hamas! | |
| Let's go! | |
| We Hamas, now shoot them rockets! | |
| Damn, nigga, you ain't killed nobody! | |
| What the fuck's wrong with you? | |
| The fuck? | |
| You ain't killed nobody with them rockets, man! | |
| Come on, man! | |
| I got y'all niggas! | |
| You ain't dying! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Push up! | |
| Push up! | |
| Keep molesting these faggots! | |
| Kill this stupid Irish whore! | |
| Let's go Shit oh Oh lord! | |
| That stupid fucking loser killed me bro. | |
| Rumblejack going crazy right now? | |
| What is that melody? | |
| Watch out, I'm on fire! | |
| Yo, get this dumbass tour, man. | |
| This German fuck. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Let the dragon consume you! | |
| Let's go. | |
| Two of them dead. | |
| Turret gone. | |
| These niggas trash. | |
| Yeah, Torb, you fucking suck. | |
| Kill that Haitian fuck in the back. | |
| Yeah, throw a rock at that nigga. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Reminds them of home. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's go. | |
| These dudes is trash. | |
| Score. | |
| Three to zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| Alright. | |
| We destroyed those scrubs last round. | |
| Thank you. | |
| So now, guys, we're gonna continue shitting on them. | |
| We're gonna continue to touch these faggots inappropriately all day. | |
| Don Luis, I'm gonna try my best to keep you up, bro, and I'm gonna be giving you fucking nano boosts. | |
| Appreciate that. | |
| Just don't suck, okay? | |
| Whoa, whoa! | |
| Oh, you slept now, nigga! | |
| Oh, fall asleep on the job! | |
| Stupid! | |
| You stupid! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| This is going to be an easy day! | |
| This is going to be an easy day for these vaggots! | |
| Niggas is trash! | |
| It's okay, Donald Louie, I'm healing your sorry ass! | |
| Don't worry! | |
| Get in the fight! | |
| Get in the fight! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm going to keep you sorry niggas alive! | |
| Don't worry! | |
| I don't miss, baby! | |
| We got that gorilla mine! | |
| Barrier is nearly spent! | |
| Barrier Don't worry! | |
| Don't worry, y'all niggas ain't dying! | |
| I'm here! | |
| I'm about to pump out this healing! | |
| I'm about to make this Reinhardt's life a hell! | |
| Yeah, Don, you needed this last game, didn't you? | |
| That's why you last lost game! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Well, you know what? | |
| Guess what? | |
| We're an Anno team now! | |
| Fuck him up! | |
| Punish them! | |
| Let's go, baby! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Carry you, niggas! | |
| Oh yeah, we Hamas now! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yeah, hit them with them rockets! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Nigga, say not allow Akbar next time you do it. | |
| I'm serious. | |
| These dudes can't even push! | |
| These fucking scrubs! | |
| I am God's your healer! | |
| I won't get you forward. | |
| Just stay in my line of sight, faggots, and you will not die, I'm telling y'all. | |
| Oh, dragon, dragon, dragon, move! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Oh, y'all niggas died to that? | |
| Oh, shit, that's not good. | |
| OH WHAT THE FU- All right, all right, all right, all right. | |
| We can hold them, we can hold them. | |
| Hold on, they're pissed off, bro. | |
| Probably again, Roxas dropped on them. | |
| We hold them here, gentlemen. | |
| We hold them here. | |
| I'm with you, Sigma. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Throw rocks at these niggas, man. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Watch out. | |
| They poppin' ults, they poppin' ults, they poppin' ults. | |
| Oh shit, this bitch hit me with the sunbeam! | |
| Oh my god, bro! | |
| These scrubs used all their alts, man. | |
| That bitch did the solar flare, she was so pissed. | |
| But guess what, she forgets that Krillin's a bitch-ass character. | |
| Solar flare can only get you so far. | |
| I'm 81 to nano I'm with you guys I'm with you. | |
| I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you. | |
| I got another nano. | |
| I got another nano. | |
| You niggas ready? | |
| Yo, Hanzo behind us! | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| Bro, this dude is trash, man. | |
| I'll tell you this, though. | |
| Their Hanzo's a lot better than ours. | |
| Yo, Reaper, come back. | |
| Take everything from them. | |
| I'm watching my sights. | |
| I got you, Bastion! | |
| I got you, Ramatra! | |
| You niggas ain't dying! | |
| Fight them back! | |
| Big nade! | |
| Get them, Ramatra! | |
| Oh my god, nigga! | |
| Okay, back up, Bastion! | |
| Oh lord, here we go, this bitch! | |
| Oh my god, she hit me with the sun! | |
| Well, I didn't die though you're trash All right What the fuck? | |
| Alright, let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Pusher! | |
| What the fuck?! | |
| Oh yeah, we Hamas now! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yep, he blew up the zen! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Oh, I got slept, soldier! | |
| You suck, nigga! | |
| Get raped! | |
| Get punched in the face, faggot! | |
| Nigga go to sleep on the job like an idiot! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Let's go! | |
| We got the rockets! | |
| We punchin' motherfuckers! | |
| I'm 60 to nano, faggots! | |
| Yo, Reaper, you gotta stop sucking dick, man. | |
| I'm gonna be honest with you. | |
| You gotta do better. | |
| Whoa, Bastion! | |
| Don't get too ambitious, man. | |
| I got y'all niggas, man. | |
| I'm 89 to nano. | |
| Okay, you got somebody! | |
| You got somebody? | |
| Reaper, run! | |
| What the fuck are you doing, man? | |
| I got nano again! | |
| I got nano again! | |
| These faggots can't stop me! | |
| I am top one healer! | |
| I'm the captain now! | |
| Yeah! | |
| You powered up, nigga! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Shoot those faggots! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Yeah! | |
| We can't be stopped! | |
| We Roy Jones! | |
| Get anti-nady! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Hamas again! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Now you ain't getting me this time, dragon! | |
| You ain't getting me that time, nigga! | |
| Stupid fuck! | |
| How'd you die?! | |
| I don't even know, bro. | |
| I don't even know. | |
| Oh, Hanzo. | |
| It's okay, Rematra. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| Go to sleep, nigga! | |
| Yeah, now you anti-healed! | |
| Now you fucked up! | |
| It's okay, Reaper! | |
| Oh my god Fuck Back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| I'm with you, Basher. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Keep shooting. | |
| I ran out to reload. | |
| Go to sleep, bitch. | |
| I don't know how I'm alive right now, but I'm gonna die. | |
| Kariko, help me. | |
| I'm still here, though. | |
| I'm still here, though. | |
| Reaper, what the fuck? | |
| Why are you always dead? | |
| Fucking shit. | |
| No way. | |
| No way. | |
| Come on. | |
| We got this. | |
| Come on, man! | |
| Score. | |
| Three to three. | |
| These faggots can't stop us. | |
| Look at Angie, guys. | |
| Angie's in the game right now, too. | |
| That's who she's playing herself. | |
| She's learning Mercy. | |
| She's playing Mouse and Key as well. | |
| Alright. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| Yo, look at how much healing I got! | |
| Y'all see that shit? | |
| Alright, we just hold these faggots. | |
| They only got a minute because they suck dick at this game. | |
| So let's fucking go. | |
| These motherfuckers are trash. | |
| No mistakes. | |
| No mercy. | |
| Take everything from them. | |
| Alright, let's fucking go. | |
| Yo, Kane Mui, you mind not sucking dick at this game? | |
| That'd be really appreciated I can't fight Stop the pain I love you, keep fighting Stop them They're coming, let's go Let's bring up the pain, I've got you Take everything from them | |
| 30 seconds niggas Help Ramatra! | |
| Help Ramatra! | |
| Keep Ramatra alive! | |
| They're done. | |
| They're done. | |
| I got your mantra Ten seconds faggot 10 seconds. | |
| Don't let them touch this payload, these sorry motherfuckers. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Round three. | |
| Huh? | |
| What? | |
| Oh, showing you? | |
| Oh, my bad. | |
| Whatever! | |
| It's all good. | |
| Thank you for switching. | |
| And some steak. | |
| Lean steak, of course. | |
| Forrest Flanksteak. | |
| I will not leave the broken world behind. | |
| This should be interesting. | |
| You just lost? | |
| You just lost? | |
| Huh? | |
| Talk into the mic so they can hear you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'll mute you when you're not talking, but... | |
| What happened? | |
| You just got killed? | |
| Trash. | |
| Trash-ass nigga. | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Nah, that's my girl. | |
| She's playing. | |
| She just sucks. | |
| Don't worry. | |
| Alright, Don Luis, let's go. | |
| I'm healing you, Donnie. | |
| I'm healing you. | |
| Let's go, Donnie. | |
| Keep melting them. | |
| Shoot that machine gun, baby. | |
| From the top roof. | |
| It's okay, Romacho. | |
| I got you, Ty. | |
| I got you, Ty. | |
| Okay, you died This D.Va really want me dead She mad. | |
| This D.Va mad. | |
| They mad that they about to lose. | |
| They mad that they about to lose. | |
| They mad that we're about to be victorious so we only got to push this shit like two inches. | |
| I almost want to get Ultimates so we can Hamas rocket them. | |
| Okay, never mind. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Victory! | |
| You lost? | |
| You lost your game, Angie? | |
| Well, I won mine. | |
| Trash. | |
| I won my game. | |
| You lost yours. | |
| You trash. | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, gentlemen. | |
| You already know what time it is. | |
| The rape train has commenced, my friends. | |
| So we got another game that we're going to do. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh. Oh. | |
| Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. | |
| Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. | |
| Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, Angie likes it too. | |
| Alright. | |
| We're about to shit on these faggots. | |
| Because the victories are beginning. | |
| You faggars ready? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Real nigga gaming! | |
| They can't stop us! | |
| I will not leave a broken mind behind. | |
| They have this coming, so I'll see you in the path. | |
| Stay sharp. | |
| It's harder to keep you alive when you're distracted. | |
| So some bitch on Twitter today, Angie, said, some bitch on Twitter today said, oh, you don't even have a girlfriend or some bullshit like that. | |
| And I was like, actually doing she's way hotter than you, you ugly bitch. | |
| That's my favorite thing to tell these hoes, yeah. | |
| On Twitter, some stupid whore. | |
| Alright. | |
| Damn, I got this cane that got my team again? | |
| Goddamn, bro! | |
| This dude be sucking. | |
| What the fuck are we doing over here? | |
| I just messed asleep Oh I'm with you Winston, I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| Let the bastard said the bastard said the bastard said the bastard said the bastard I'm with you Winston, I'm with you. | |
| Ah. | |
| Shit. | |
| What's going on? | |
| What's going on? | |
| I'm going to get you here. | |
| Slap them! | |
| Slap them! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Oh! | |
| Let's go They had you just lost her game You didn't lose. | |
| I'm 94 to nano. | |
| Winston, jump in there. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm about to give you nano, Winston. | |
| Oh my god, I'm dead. | |
| I was looking for the Winston, but he died. | |
| Yo, why don't we have a fuckin' Hanzo and a Sombra, man? | |
| Is this the worst DPS duo? | |
| God fucking damn, bro You're part of get in there let's go I'm gonna go get in there, bro I'm gonna go get in there | |
| Whoa! | |
| On over here! | |
| Fuck, alright. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| Still chasing around? | |
| Still chasing around? | |
| I want you to go. | |
| Put her to sleep, I'm a god. | |
| Okay, you're already full health. | |
| Don't set. | |
| I see you. | |
| Alright, I'm already 50 to another nano. | |
| I love you. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| Taking damage. | |
| I'm gonna... | |
| Fat auntie! | |
| Whoa! | |
| Slept this idiot! | |
| I'm about to die! | |
| Fuck! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| I'll work, I'll play. | |
| I won't get in. | |
| Don't get hit. | |
| Oh, that's it. that's it. | |
| Fuck him up, fuck him up, fuck him up! | |
| There we go! | |
| Hahaha! | |
| Oh, if that barrier wasn't in the way, that boy would be asleep right now! | |
| There we go. | |
| I'm out here, baby! | |
| Finish him off, Sombra! | |
| Damn Whoa soldier Soldier over here! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I can't get away from these niggas man! | |
| Fuck! | |
| I go out on my terms. | |
| I slapped him! | |
| Kill him, kill him, kill him! | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| I'm keeping y'all alive so hard right now. | |
| *Mario's voice* Yeah, I'm pumping up so much fucking healing, I'm pumping up so much fucking healing, man! healing, man! | |
| Kill this idiot. | |
| He's anti-healed. | |
| Kill him, Marissa. | |
| God damn it, man. | |
| I'm fucking pumping them heals, baby! | |
| Y'all niggas should have been died like last game. | |
| Big another big anti-nate. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Yo, Anza, you want to kill somebody, bro? | |
| I won't get you bored. | |
| You can't find it. | |
| 30 seconds for me. | |
| The barrier has been overrun. | |
| Thank you. | |
| You're coming. | |
| I can't see you. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Get on that shit! | |
| I'm giving it to you, Sabra! | |
| Get in there and kill somebody! | |
| Your DPS do something, motherfucker! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Fucking terrible, bro. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| Can only do so much, man. | |
| Can only do so much. | |
| Fucking terrible. | |
| Dude! | |
| We need real DPS. You guys are not killing anybody. | |
| To zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| I will not leave a broken world behind. | |
| You won a game? | |
| You won a game, finally? | |
| You won two games in an hour? | |
| Okay. | |
| Good work, Angie. | |
| You're still trash, though. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Just one more mission. | |
| All right. | |
| You guys see all the healing I'm fucking doing, bro? | |
| Goddamn, man. | |
| I can't use offensive nades, guys. | |
| I want to use offensive nades every time I do it, my team dies. | |
| So I have to use nades to fucking heal. | |
| Which is not what you want to do is honor Stay focused we have everything Ah, shit. | |
| Okay I I I I I I'll keep you up. | |
| We will shield you for now. | |
| Take your cover. | |
| All right, we held them once. we held them once. | |
| I will give you something. | |
| Just let somebody over there. | |
| I got nano. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| You're powered up. | |
| Get in there. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Them boys is running now! | |
| Yeah, you better run, faggots! | |
| Yeah, buddy! | |
| Let's go! | |
| What are you doing mercy Someone's on point Someone's on point! | |
| Good shit! | |
| Watch out for them rockets! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Bash and slaps! | |
| Oh lord, here we go! | |
| They used everything. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I didn't mean to throw that nade. | |
| Like, shit like that, guys. | |
| I meant to hit the F key and I hit the E key. | |
| Little shit like that, I fuck up with mouse and keyboard. | |
| They're pushing the payload. | |
| Cut them off. | |
| Put them in the ground. | |
| Fuck! | |
| My pylon is down. | |
| I wanted you both. | |
| Exactly nothing. | |
| I am unbreakable. | |
| Stand up straight. | |
| Let the dragon consume you! | |
| You're powered up. | |
| Get in there. | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Let's fucking go, man! | |
| Hans, you wanna kill somebody, you scrub? | |
| Fuck! | |
| You solo ultimate fucking faggot. | |
| Put them in the floor. | |
| Your miscalculation will come. | |
| Suffer as I have. | |
| One of these days I'll end up in feature. | |
| *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Behold my creation. | |
| Taking care of you. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| A baguette. | |
| I'm going to get out of my way. | |
| Come on. | |
| I'm going to get out of my way. | |
| I'm going to get out of my way. | |
| Fat nade on there. | |
| Fat nade on there. | |
| I'll keep you up for 60 seconds. | |
| I'll get out of my way. | |
| I'll get out of my way. | |
| I need that. | |
| Face the sunrise! | |
| I need that. | |
| Face the sunrise! | |
| I need that. | |
| Face the sunrise! | |
| I need that. | |
| Face the sunrise! | |
| I am unbreakable. | |
| The result of stepping out of line. | |
| See, didn't mean to do that either. | |
| Mented the tab button For a much read out all oh Oh sh-- See, I can't move right now. | |
| Slept! | |
| Big sleep! | |
| Big sleep! | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Time to turn the tide! | |
| Slept 'em! | |
| Hold it! | |
| Don't threaten! | |
| I see you! | |
| They're pushing the payload! | |
| Cut them off! | |
| That must be me! | |
| Double! | |
| I haven't used the game yet! | |
| Face the sunrise! | |
| I am unbreakable. | |
| To behold my exceptionalities, I won't let you fall. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh lord! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| I'm dead, I'm dead. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I've got you in my sights. | |
| Yeah, I fucked up. | |
| I fucked up. | |
| I forgot they were spawning behind us, guys. | |
| My tag is Miss Teabag. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Gamertag is Missy bag, gentlemen. | |
| All right, you're full health. | |
| *Gunshot* Keeley, find one out! | |
| Ten seconds The other two things to my room | |
| Let's fucking go, baby! | |
| Let's go! | |
| 16,000 healing? | |
| What? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Play of the game. | |
| What's the name? | |
| Is Femboy Jesus? | |
| What a faggot. | |
| Yeah, I'm going. | |
| You're done? | |
| Oh, with the foodie in here. | |
| What an effective placement. | |
| Alright, let's see. | |
| Let's see if we get... | |
| And guys, if you want to donate to the stream... | |
| Entropy, real nigga gaming, bro. | |
| Real nigga gaming. | |
| We the real niggas out here. | |
| Damn, I keep having to play. | |
| I'll play with some of you guys after this game. | |
| After this game, I'm going to start inviting some of you guys in here and we'll play together. | |
| I like Ana, bro. | |
| I like Ana a lot. | |
| She has a lot of utility. | |
| I know some of you guys asked me, why do you play Ana? | |
| Well, number one, I like her because she's a hitscan. | |
| Number two, I like her because she has... | |
| You can sleep people. | |
| You can throw the anti-nade. | |
| If my team is good, I throw offensive anti-nades. | |
| If my team is taking a lot of damage, I can't do that. | |
| I gotta save it for when we're taking a lot of damage. | |
| She forces you to play smart because she's all about positioning. | |
| So she's a very hard character to play, but if you're good with her, you're really good. | |
| And here's the thing, guys. | |
| My game sense... | |
| It's very good, obviously at a GM level and shit like that, because I've made Masters and Diamond before on console. | |
| It's just that my mechanics suck. | |
| My aiming and being able to spin around and shit like that is trash. | |
| Because I'm playing mouse and key and this shit's new to me, man. | |
| But it'll get there. | |
| It'll get there. | |
| I'm working on it. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| See? | |
| Just fucked up that ass. | |
| Fuck you, bitch. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| I got you, bro. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Take this! | |
| I'm coming to the ground. | |
| Don't fret. | |
| I see you. | |
| Shit, we gotta back up. | |
| We got no frontline. | |
| Alright, Ryan. | |
| I'm right behind you, Ryan. | |
| Let's see if we can contest this. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Mercy Resume if you can. | |
| Alright, alright, we gotta save the Reinhardt, save the Reinhardt. | |
| Clutch nade, clutch nade, clutch nade, clutch nade, clutch nade! | |
| That's what I'm talking about, big plays like that, he would have died if I didn't throw that shit. | |
| Kill that dumbass Widowmaker. | |
| What the fuck is she at? | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Big nade, man. | |
| I got nano by the way. | |
| Alright, so I'm gonna nano the Ryan once they commit to a fight and they actually jump in here. | |
| This Ryanheart is chasing the soldier of Fuck it, I'm with it though. | |
| Heroes never die. | |
| You're powered up. | |
| Get in there. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Watch out for the tire guys Oh, shit. | |
| You want another game? | |
| Good stuff, Angie. | |
| It's Universal Central! | |
| here we go oh shit oh Oh my god, dude. | |
| Reinhardt got trapped by the fucking trap. | |
| Junkrat spamming because he sucks dick at this game. | |
| *sigh* *Sigh* I shouldn't have been there. | |
| That was bad positioning on my end. | |
| I didn't have a tank to do that shit. | |
| Shouldn't have done that. | |
| Stay alive, motherfuckers! | |
| I'm about to throw a big nade on y'all right now. | |
| They got it, they got it. | |
| Just back up and get our tanks. | |
| Dude... | |
| So fucking gay, man. | |
| Enemy turret ahead! | |
| Watch yourselves! | |
| We can't let them keep pushing. | |
| We need to take out that turret. | |
| Whoa! | |
| Yo, this fucking homosexual is just spamming. | |
| Fucking... | |
| Dude. | |
| Two of them up top. | |
| Two of them up top, man. | |
| Goddamn, bro. | |
| Fucking homosexuals, man. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Y'all are killing them, though. | |
| I hate the warehouse part, guys. | |
| This is, like, one of my worst parts. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Go! | |
| Go to sleep, nigga. | |
| Guys, there's a fucking Ramatra behind us. | |
| Heal me, mercy. | |
| God damn it, bro. | |
| Stop pocketing that bitch! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Put them in there! | |
| Go away! | |
| I still have some fighting. | |
| Ten seconds remaining. | |
| Victory is nearly ours. | |
| Alright. | |
| Hold them for six more seconds. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Oh my god, they're all staring at me. | |
| Just back up, just back up, just back up. | |
| They got it. | |
| Just back up. | |
| They got it. | |
| This is way better play anyway. | |
| Back up. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Junkrat. | |
| Junkrat weak as hell over there. | |
| Let them keep pushing. | |
| Stop that payload. | |
| Stand up straight. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| Alright, this is where we hold them faggots. | |
| Back up, Ryan. | |
| Back up. | |
| Back up! | |
| I'm trying to heal you! | |
| I'm trying to- Oh my god! | |
| Back up! | |
| Back up Ash I The time is short. | |
| Hold strong. | |
| Not on my watch! | |
| Heroes never die! | |
| Fire! | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Fire in the hole! | |
| It turned nearly ours! | |
| You're powered up! | |
| Get in there! | |
| Tire, tire! | |
| It's grown time! | |
| Oh my god, what a fucking nano! | |
| *Mario's voice* Let's get on with it. | |
| Round one. | |
| Complete. | |
| That Bob fucked him up, bro. | |
| You guys are bad. | |
| Trying to save you, but I can't leave you all. | |
| Fuck. | |
| They will make up the game Alright guys We're gonna fuck these scrubs up on this one. | |
| We'll bring this shit down to four. | |
| Now we ain't missing for real! | |
| We're doing this my way. | |
| And guys, my DPI is, I think, 800. | |
| Just one more mission. | |
| *Clears throat* And if I swipe... | |
| So if I have the mouse at one end, and I swipe it all the way... | |
| Brings me almost 360. | |
| So oh my bad I have this shit on my face. | |
| What am I doing? | |
| Let's do it All right, so we're using the | |
| The payload is covered. | |
| Big anti! | |
| Big anti! | |
| Ryan, back up! | |
| Ryan back up! | |
| I'm gonna shine the back from this faggot! | |
| Alright, it's a reload. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Fucking homos. | |
| Thank you for the help. | |
| Oh shit, payload. | |
| Yep, we're just rolling through these scrubs. | |
| Stand up straight. | |
| The payload has reached the end. | |
| Just rolling through. | |
| I'm really good. | |
| I'll be here. | |
| I got nano, Ryan. | |
| They're backing up. | |
| They're backing up. | |
| They know what time it is. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Time to fuck these faggots up! | |
| I'm with you around, I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you! | |
| Go to sleep nigga! | |
| Let's go to sleep nigga Ryan I don't know how you're still alive, but I'm trying to fucking that healing was crazy I This is not the end. | |
| No time for games! | |
| Let's move this thing. | |
| Watch out, Ryan. | |
| Watch out. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Keep my control. | |
| Get on the crusaders, baby. | |
| I'm in. | |
| Horses and crusaders. | |
| Behind us, behind us, this fucking faggot Weaver. | |
| Oh Symmetra what the fuck We're on payload Oh no, she's dry. | |
| Moira on the right over here. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Bitches running. | |
| These kids are getting melted. | |
| They're on our way. | |
| Taking care of them. | |
| My fuse is late! | |
| I'm on my game now! | |
| I got nano again by the way. | |
| This Ashe is power boosted fucking him up, bro. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? what the fuck? | |
| Nice work team. | |
| Keep it moving. | |
| Taking care of enemies. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| I'm here. | |
| Keep fighting. | |
| Over there! | |
| I want that payload moving. | |
| Snap! | |
| Help me! | |
| Don't touch me. | |
| I see you. | |
| You're powered up! | |
| Get in there! | |
| I call the red line I give you up What an idiot Hahaha What a fucking idiot It's go time Easy clap Let's fucking go! | |
| Um... | |
| Yeah, let me see... | |
| I don't know how to make the chat's... | |
| Zayworks goes, Myron, get a battle pass and skins. | |
| Your characters are mad bland, dog. | |
| That's from Zayworks. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I'm reading the chats. | |
| All right, let's go to Rumble Rants. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Um Who wants to play? | |
| Some of y'all ninjas wanted to play? | |
| Okay, no cap. | |
| You discovered content go with non-politically correct gaming streams. | |
| You got us dying. | |
| We'll have to just need the whole FNF squad. | |
| That's from Jeremy. | |
| Thank you so much, Jeremy. | |
| JB goes, shout out FNF crew and your squad rushing in this KOD and shit. | |
| JR from Dallas said, check your phone. | |
| LFN, choose, play with Nick F. Alright. | |
| Alright, so... | |
| Alright, let me see here. | |
| Who's on? | |
| Alright, Noam, I'll invite you. | |
| Who else wants to play? | |
| Noam, you got a mic though? | |
| You need to have a mic. | |
| Absolutely, man, bro. | |
| Alright. | |
| And then who else wants to play? | |
| I can invite him if you want. | |
| Nah, I'm playing with the squad. | |
| Let's go, niggas. | |
| I'd be in team chat, guys. | |
| They just don't talk. | |
| Alright, there. | |
| I got the other dude from the Discord right now. | |
| GN? Alright. | |
| Y'all niggas better not be trash. | |
| Bro, my internet's gonna cut in like 15 minutes. | |
| Oh, well then get out of here, bro. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Get out of here! | |
| Your internet's gonna cut? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| That's gay. | |
| What do you mean your internet's gonna cut? | |
| That's MOE, bro. | |
| California. | |
| California, bro. | |
| Wait, what? | |
| What do you mean Cali- What? | |
| Bruh, I don't know, man. | |
| Well, then just leave the group. | |
| Don't fuck us over now. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| You live with your parents and some shit? | |
| They cut the internet off on you? | |
| What the fuck kind of shit is that? | |
| This nigga, bro. | |
| Hey, man. | |
| I have a good game. | |
| I have a good game, man. | |
| I'm gonna head up. | |
| All right. | |
| Angie, after you do that game, can you make me some tea? | |
| She's raging at her team right now because they're trash. | |
| Yo, pick your role, fag. | |
| Niggas said check invitations. | |
| I didn't get no invitations. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let me look in nearby invitation. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| These are a lot of friend requests. | |
| I'm going to accept all y'all niggas, though. | |
| though don't worry god damn *music* See, now nobody can say I don't have any friends. | |
| I'm mad at all, you ninjas. | |
| Yeah, so we were trying to invite you earlier when you first started, but... | |
| Oh yeah, I was doing FedReacts. | |
| It says to us that only friends can invite you. | |
| I don't know if you know. | |
| Alright, well, I just accepted everybody, so now they can invite me. | |
| Alright, so some of us were already friends with you on here, but it wasn't allowing us to invite you. | |
| Alright, who's not trash that wants to play? | |
| Some of the dudes on Discord want to play, I guess. | |
| I'm playing with you ninjas Not duck not I Can't send you guys invites if you're in games by the way faggots, hold Hold on. | |
| Angie's raging. | |
| I invited somebody else. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, I invited Jake. | |
| Sorry, I'm on Discord and in here. | |
| Hold on, I'm talking to myself. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, there. | |
| Yeah, I got him. | |
| Nope. | |
| I've been ripping it up by myself. | |
| Yannick's better not be trash. | |
| I played with you earlier. | |
| I was not trash. | |
| No, I know, I know, I know. | |
| Well, debatable, but still. | |
| Alright. | |
| Anybody else coming in? | |
| Uh, one second, let me ask. | |
| Anybody else watching? | |
| You niggas want to join? | |
| You better join now. | |
| This is too open, man. | |
| All right, Dre wants to invite... | |
| Okay, who else wants to invite? | |
| Playing with the people, baby. | |
| I'm a man of the people. | |
| Let's see who else. | |
| And then I see open grip. | |
| Y'all probably wondering, who's Miss Teebac? | |
| That's Angie. | |
| Kevin Mac? | |
| I don't even see you here. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I'll invite you two. | |
| All right, we going to five stack this bitch? | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| Yes! | |
| You won? | |
| You should let them know that you cannot cross... | |
| Yeah, it won't let me play here. | |
| Someone's on console? | |
| Learn this! | |
| Is it JB? No, he shouldn't be. | |
| I'm not on console. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I think they left. | |
| Okay, yeah, now we can play. | |
| Oh, hold on. | |
| Before you do that, can I get some tea? | |
| Yeah, tea. | |
| For my voice. | |
| And then can you throw this out and then give me another gorilla mine? | |
| You can get one for yourself too. | |
| Picket rolls. | |
| Oh, you're done with this? | |
| Yeah, I'm done with it, yeah. | |
| Thank you. | |
| And you getting excited over there for winning? | |
| Yeah, she's won like four games in a row. | |
| Is she playing against bots? | |
| Do you know? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| She's playing quick play, bro. | |
| She's got to get her 50 wins. | |
| She's grinding right now. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Yeah, she's fucking grinding for real, bro. | |
| And it's funny because she rages, and she hits the fucking desk and shit, and she says the kids are trash, but she doesn't have a mic. | |
| Well, she has a mic, but for some odd reason, it's a fucking short MV7 is fucking gay. | |
| We connected to the computer. | |
| It doesn't work. | |
| So I'm going to buy her an interface tomorrow so that she could talk shit to the teammates because I think that'll be hilarious. | |
| I just want to see her talk shit to the team. | |
| That would be hilarious, bro. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That'd be awesome. | |
| Yeah, so that's why. | |
| I'm literally, Mo's going to pick her up an interface tomorrow. | |
| I'm going to buy one for her. | |
| He's going to, because he lives by a guitar center, so he's going to pick one up and then bring it. | |
| And then when I play with her, she'll be fucking talking shit to them then. | |
| Because she plays Mercy, bro. | |
| So it's like she's kind of at the mercy of how they are. | |
| No pun intended. | |
| So if they suck, all she could do is just help them. | |
| So I don't know if she'd be willing, but me and a couple of others have helped Mo, Bills, some of the other people on Discord get the 50 wins a lot quicker. | |
| So I don't know if she'd want to join us on that. | |
| Yeah, I'll tell her. | |
| I'll tell her. | |
| Because, yeah, she's been grinding, bro. | |
| I ain't gonna lie to you. | |
| She's been grinding. | |
| I'll tell her if she wants to play with y'all. | |
| But she just started playing, bro. | |
| She literally just started playing the game. | |
| And she only plays because I play. | |
| She wouldn't give a fuck if... | |
| But yeah, she just started playing. | |
| Nah, but my boy told me to get it. | |
| Battlefield 2042, right? | |
| Or whatever? | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'll probably play that next because I know that people want to play that. | |
| Oh, let's join Team Chat, by the way. | |
| Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do that. | |
| Join team chat. | |
| So whoever's here, Med, Mercy's Angel. | |
| Alright motherfuckers, we in here! | |
| Who the fuck is we in here? | |
| Tracer on the right, Tracer on the right. | |
| They got a Reinhardt. | |
| I got Tracer, I got Tracer. | |
| Okay, our Mercy died. | |
| Might want to back up here. | |
| What the f- Wow. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's not good. | |
| How the fuck, bro? | |
| What a lucky fucking pin. | |
| Me and Mercy are coming back right now. | |
| Oh no, JB Outlaw is playing Mercy. | |
| Nigga, how'd you die? | |
| I have no idea. | |
| I got pinned into a corner. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| Bro, why... | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Alright. | |
| Goddamn it. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| Mine is one shot. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Dude. | |
| Why the fuck are they pushed up on our spawn like that dude? | |
| Tracer weak You are safe with me. | |
| Can we kill this Reinhardt? | |
| Bro. | |
| Can we kill this Reinhardt? | |
| Holy shit They can't get away with this Bye, motherfuckers, die! | |
| Come here, you fucking feminist bitch! | |
| Come here! | |
| Damn, nigger, she rocked me. | |
| Uhhhh, man. | |
| This is bad, guys. | |
| This is very bad. | |
| We're getting rolled bad. | |
| We're getting destroyed, man. | |
| Y'all niggas is trash. | |
| Our mercy has no healing. | |
| JB, what the fuck are you doing? | |
| Nigga, do you even know how to play this game? | |
| game resolution. | |
| Thanks. | |
| Reinhardt above. | |
| of... | |
| Bitches, one shot. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bro, this Reinhardt is just literally just running around killing us, dude. | |
| Baptiste, you couldn't tell me anything, bro? | |
| They'll regret that. | |
| What do you want? | |
| You couldn't tell me, like, hey, yo, Reinhardt behind you, bro. | |
| Nah, you're good. | |
| What do you mean? | |
| What? | |
| Nigga, you trash. | |
| You can't cut after this game. | |
| Can I get some heals? | |
| Goddamn! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Where is everybody? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yo, they were hiding! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bro, that was fucking embarrassing, bro. | |
| Yo, JB, how do you have 500 healing? | |
| Yeah, that shit's crazy. | |
| JB, you can't cut, nigga. | |
| Yo, you can't cut, nigga. | |
| What the fuck, bro? | |
| I was better off playing alone, man. | |
| Y'all niggas is trash. | |
| What the fuck is this shit? | |
| We got a retard Baptiste that doesn't call out. | |
| We got JB Outlaw who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. | |
| Bro, if you cannot hear a fat-ass 800-pound sumbitch coming at you, you do not need to be playing this game. | |
| You fucking faggot. | |
| It's called communication. | |
| You should hear him. | |
| Nigga, I was too busy fucking shooting everybody else. | |
| I was healing you the entire time. | |
| I have 3K healing. | |
| That's all your money. | |
| It's a team-based game, bro. | |
| It's a team-based game, you selfish fuck. | |
| Okay, yeah, I don't give a shit anymore. | |
| Whatever, man. | |
| Yeah, I don't give a shit anymore. | |
| It's a fucking team game. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| He had no problem when I was calling out, yo, one shot on the Sojourn, whatever the fuck, and he killed her. | |
| And then there's a Reinhardt right next to me. | |
| He don't say shit. | |
| One of those weirdos that can't talk or some shit. | |
| Yo, JB, I ain't gonna lie, though. | |
| You getting kicked out of this nigga. | |
| You trash. | |
| Do you even know how to play Overwatch, bro? | |
| I just started about a week ago. | |
| Yeah, nigga. | |
| You getting kicked off. | |
| Sorry. | |
| You suck, man. | |
| I'm not trying to lose. | |
| I don't play this shit for fun. | |
| I play to win again. | |
| And you saw My god, bro We about to get washed. | |
| I could already feel it man. | |
| This is JB Outlaw negative. | |
| Don't know what he doing. | |
| He just swinging this fucking thing. | |
| Bro. | |
| Are we all up yet? | |
| Go! | |
| Go! | |
| We all ready? | |
| We all up? | |
| We can all put together? | |
| Nah, man. | |
| like bro they're all so fucking weak man | |
| oh my mom Yo, Reinhardt might be better, bro. | |
| Remember, you got kids that don't know how to play this game on here, man. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| This fucking idiot just sitting in our shit. | |
| Alright, that's one dead on their team. | |
| Let's push up. - All right, we're going to do this. - All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. - All right. | |
| Oh, man. - The Roadhog can fucking die, by the way, Can we fucking... | |
| Here he is on the left. | |
| No hook on him. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Where's the team? | |
| Oh my fucking god, where's the team, bro? | |
| God damn it, man Feeling ground Oh I got my ultimate guys. | |
| I got my ultimate. | |
| Wait for me and I won't be together. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| I need to yell the meta. | |
| I'm 40 HP right now, man! | |
| I'm going to ult Zoran! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come on! | |
| He has 1 HP! | |
| 1 HP! | |
| Got him! | |
| She's healing herself. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Just back up. | |
| Just back up, bro. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| This is wrong. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Bro. | |
| I'm still here. | |
| Undercut this bitch. | |
| Oh shit, they got the fucking hamster! | |
| I'm still here. | |
| I'm still here. | |
| You really? | |
| What do we got? | |
| Big playtime! | |
| No! | |
| Fuck! | |
| God fucking dammit, our team sucks! | |
| Shit! | |
| The main was 3 HP bro! | |
| Still got some fighting in here. | |
| god fucking damn it man why'd you get off point Ryan, why'd you get off point, man? | |
| I fucked up. | |
| Bro, what the fuck, man? | |
| Y'all niggas is garbage. | |
| Shut up, man. | |
| You fucking finally have something to say at the end of the game, you fucking faggot. | |
| Shut up. | |
| You fucking queer. | |
| JB, you trash nigga. | |
| You getting kicked. | |
| Sorry, man. | |
| You literally are trash. | |
| Nigga went 1-12. | |
| Hell nah. | |
| JB, I love you, bro. | |
| But you get in the boot. | |
| Timberland, nigga. | |
| Okay. | |
| Gavin Mac, I ain't gonna lie, you trash too, bro. | |
| But I'm gonna give you one more chance. | |
| Noam, you suck too. | |
| You just lost us the game. | |
| Bro, got off the point and lost us the game, bro. | |
| Alright. | |
| I was gonna die anyways. | |
| I was doing better by myself, man. | |
| Y'all niggas are garbage. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Wait, Noam, what do you normally play? | |
| Who's your best character? | |
| My main is Junkrat, but I'll let others do it. | |
| I have more wins as a healer, even though I don't like playing it. | |
| Who's your best character? | |
| Junkrat. | |
| And that's not a DPS? Junkrat is a DPS. No, that's not DPS. What I'm cued into right now, you're right. | |
| But I'm playing support. | |
| Jesus fucking Christ. | |
| I'm saying, who are your top characters? | |
| Oh, characters! | |
| Yes! | |
| That aren't DPS! Lifeweaver, Junkrat, and then for Tank it'd probably be... | |
| What's that fucking dude's name? | |
| Amaga. | |
| Because Amaga's overpowered right now. | |
| Alright. | |
| Why don't you go Tank and... | |
| Why don't you pick Tank 2 then? | |
| Alright then. | |
| You wanna cancel if you're checking to do... | |
| Just Tank? | |
| Man, I was doing better without y'all niggas, man. | |
| You guys trash. | |
| God damn. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh shit, wrong one. | |
| Hold on. | |
| Wait, does this Kevin guy- Kevin Mack, you got a mic? | |
| I have a mic, yeah. | |
| The fuck? | |
| Why did you say nothing last game? | |
| We were getting rolled. | |
| Man! | |
| You only play Tracer? | |
| I play Soldier better. | |
| So you only play DBS? I can play Reinhardt too. | |
| Oh, wait, hold on one second. | |
| Open Grip wants to join in. | |
| Alright, Open Grip. | |
| I'm going to give you a chance, man. | |
| If you trash... | |
| Kevin Mac, I'm going to give you one more chance, bro. | |
| But you trash, nigga. | |
| I'm not going to lie. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| I can only pick Tank? | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Okay. | |
| You know, I'll just put off. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Alright, pick your rolls, faggots. | |
| I can't pick tank. | |
| It doesn't let me. | |
| Just pick all. | |
| Yeah, can I get a gorilla mine too? | |
| I'm gonna give you sleep aid. | |
| No, no sleep aid. | |
| There's no brakes on this train, Angie. | |
| You know what it is. | |
| Give me a gorilla mine. | |
| Yo, what's up? | |
| Can you guys hear me? | |
| before I assault you. | |
| Alright, we got a game. | |
| Alright, sweet. | |
| Holy shit, your mic is loud, Myron. | |
| My mic is loud? | |
| My mic isn't loud, you just need to turn down your volume, fag. | |
| Yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it. | |
| I guess I'm playing tank. | |
| Okay, who am I going to play here? | |
| Niggas haven't seen me play tank yet, so... | |
| Nah, so if you trash me, call yourself then, right? | |
| I'll run Ryan, that's fine. | |
| Oh shit, I'm gonna be playing Ryan with an awesome keyboard. | |
| Oh lord, here we go! | |
| Alright, go to sound. | |
| Go to social. | |
| Go on team chat for the last person that's in here Remember the Vykovsky kingpins 300 meters down range. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| They both fell beautifully Alright, let's go faggots. | |
| That's not the word I would choose. | |
| This is gonna be a night and day difference compared to your last game, bro. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Alright, we'll see. | |
| Because that last game was fucking terrible. | |
| We had a Mercy at 500. | |
| No, you had a fucking Mercy that had 500 heals, bro. | |
| There's not really much you can do. | |
| Some games are unwinnerable. | |
| Alright, let's go faggots. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Tracer on the left. | |
| Ramacha up front. | |
| I'm putting my shield down for a second. | |
| Hold on, hold on, hold on. | |
| Landon, recharge. | |
| Alright, shield back up. | |
| Shield back up, niggas. | |
| Push, push, push. | |
| Oh, shit, I'm walled up! | |
| It's okay, it's okay, though. | |
| I'm swinging now! | |
| What's up, faggots? | |
| Yeah, bitch! | |
| She tried to wall me off? | |
| Yeah, get the fuck out of here, Mei. | |
| Yeah, what up, bitch? | |
| Yeah, let's go! | |
| Back behind, back behind. | |
| They got a back piece in the back. | |
| Back piece in the back. | |
| Alright, alright. | |
| It's fine, it's fine. | |
| He's a dirty Haitian fuck. | |
| He can't do nothing. | |
| Back up, back up, Zen. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Shields up. | |
| Shields up. | |
| I'm fine, I'm fine. | |
| I'm good. | |
| We can't push, man. | |
| I gotta wait for our enemy to get back. | |
| Can we get back over here, niggas? | |
| Yeah, we're good, we're good. | |
| I was getting our heels back. | |
| Okay. | |
| They're still behind us. | |
| Careful, and if you can keep run up Okay, they're countering me up swapping I'm smacking the shit out this nigga man. | |
| Oh Oh shit, where are you guys at? | |
| Where the hell y'all niggas at? | |
| We all died. | |
| They got double flankers for DPS. There was a baff and a tracer behind us. | |
| Alright. | |
| It's fine. | |
| I got a hammer. | |
| No, I'm not a mercy player, my friend, so... | |
| I play like you don't have one. | |
| All right, let's go guys I'm on this Ramatra I One, he's purple? | |
| Yeah, I can't. | |
| Bro. | |
| I got stuck. | |
| I didn't even hear that I was being shot at, bro. | |
| I had to mute the guy. | |
| All right, um... | |
| Are we pushing behind? | |
| Are you guys behind me? | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| Shields going down they're trying to break it She running She running the fire to fight her! | |
| I'm out of charge! | |
| I'm out of charge! | |
| Throw me to me! | |
| She running the fire to fight her! | |
| I'm out of charge! | |
| I'm on this Ramatra. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| God damn it, bro. | |
| We don't have enough. | |
| We don't have enough damage, bro. | |
| I've got more damage than both of our damage healers. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I've also got the most heals in Lobby, so you can't blame me. | |
| I'm gonna play something that doesn't get countered by them. | |
| Alright, you guys ready? | |
| We gotta get in here. | |
| Yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you. | |
| We have seven seconds, we gotta touch. | |
| I'm on card, I'm on card. | |
| You need heals, man. | |
| Bro. | |
| I'm trying. | |
| They're on you. | |
| Fucking shit, man. | |
| We're fine, we're fine, we're fine. | |
| You can stall here for a while, as long as the randos push me. | |
| Oh, I just got the tracer? | |
| Okay, I'm pushing Kurt. | |
| I'm on the Lifeweaver, Lifeweaver 1. | |
| I probably got her. | |
| Yes, she's dead. | |
| Yo, Baptista's just shooting you out from the back, man. | |
| I mean our DPSF killed shit. | |
| Come back, come back, come back. | |
| Fucking shit! | |
| Yo, y'all DBS niggas getting cut after this game, man. | |
| Goddamn, you guys are trash. | |
| Open scoreboard, that's all I'm gonna say. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| I was doing better playing by myself, bro. | |
| What the fuck man? | |
| Ram and fucking Ryan isn't a counter for the chat. | |
| It's fucking talking shit. | |
| Dude, I was fucking the Ram up, but I wasn't getting healed. | |
| Yeah, we didn't have enough damage to kill the Ram either. | |
| And I was healing you the whole time. | |
| Look at the heals. | |
| Like, what the fuck, man? | |
| Hold on. | |
| Let me look at this tab. | |
| I got more damage than the DPS. What the fuck are y'all niggas doing? | |
| I'm using a goddamn hammer. | |
| You guys got guns. | |
| I mean, I've got more damage than the DPS. I did most of the game. | |
| Y'all play all open great, man. | |
| Y'all niggas garbage, man. | |
| Kevin Mac, you suck, bro. | |
| No offense. | |
| I love y'all niggas, but y'all niggas trash, bro. | |
| We can still win this. | |
| It's horrible. | |
| We just have to hold it better than they did. | |
| Niggas saying don't play Rhyne v. Ramatra. | |
| Bro, I was fucking that Ramatra up, bro. | |
| But our DPS weren't shooting his ass when I was smacking him around. | |
| They got a Junker Queen. | |
| I'm gonna fuck this bitch up. | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| You want your one? | |
| Yeah, get fucked. | |
| I'm about to healer. | |
| This is Lucio, man. | |
| Get the... | |
| Bitch! | |
| Come back a bit. | |
| Tracer gone. | |
| She sucks. | |
| We just gotta hold these niggas back. | |
| We don't give them an inch, man. | |
| Fuck these dudes. | |
| Shield's gonna go down here. | |
| It's only a 500 Oh shit back back back back back back back we need to play go back here up like I'm backing up like more So that when your shield break you can actually come and cover shit This bitch wanna fight go Come here you Australian whore! | |
| I'm fucking dead, I didn't have my fave. | |
| Alright, fantastic! | |
| I'm waiting for you guys to come back. | |
| I gotta hammer down. | |
| We have lots of time to recontest. | |
| I got a hammer down You're all purple I can't heal. | |
| Kill. | |
| Time for the reckoning. | |
| Defeat. | |
| Slay him. | |
| Look at the scoreboard before you cut me, Myron. | |
| Play of the enemy. | |
| Yeah, Kevin Mac, you trash, bro. | |
| No offense. | |
| Gnome, you suck too, man. | |
| No offense. | |
| I love y'all niggas, but y'all niggas trash. | |
| Like, you guys should have fucked them up, bro. | |
| They were so focused on shooting me, you guys should have been destroying them, bro. | |
| Alright. | |
| Fuck it, man. | |
| Okay, let's see here. | |
| Who else is in here? | |
| Make sure you look at their fucking profile before you add them. | |
| They were gold. | |
| I thought they'd be better, but I mean, I guess gold game sense, right? | |
| So... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Gold game sense. | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| Um... | |
| What's your fucking mouse sensitivity on? | |
| I know you said your DPI was 800, but what's your sensitivity? | |
| How do I check that? | |
| Go to settings, go to options, and then go to controls. | |
| Oh, it was like a three-something. | |
| Three or four percent. | |
| Go a little higher. | |
| Five is usually a little bit better. | |
| Well, for hitscans, I do it slower. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| You want it really slow so that you can be steady. | |
| Yeah, Ferran, I could go higher. | |
| I know that you're a new one the most, but... | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Who said they wanted to play? | |
| Abu Zamaki wants to play. | |
| All right, I'm going to send you an invite. | |
| Let me look at his profile, man. | |
| We got to start screening out these dudes sometimes. | |
| He's made diamond in support, but he hasn't played this season at all, really. | |
| So... | |
| Yo, you got a mic? | |
| A nub, Zumaki? | |
| You there? | |
| Alright, no mic. | |
| Alright, man. | |
| Timberland, bro. | |
| Alright, fuck it. | |
| We duo queue. | |
| Let's do it. | |
| Yeah, let's go. | |
| Honestly, if you have more people, it's going to make it harder. | |
| Yeah, it will make it harder. | |
| You're going to get put against other sacks. | |
| Exactly. | |
| And that's the problem. | |
| You're better off duo stacking. | |
| Two or three is good. | |
| Yeah, I agree. | |
| Who? | |
| Chris? | |
| Does Chris want that faggot? | |
| Which fresh yet tonight? | |
| Probably on a boat somewhere. | |
| He's a good tank, actually. | |
| Yeah, he's not bad. | |
| He was making plays the other night when you guys were playing. | |
| He did get a clutch play while we were playing. | |
| Yeah, I've seen that at the end of that fucking ice map. | |
| I can't remember what it's fucking called. | |
| He clutched up big on the ram. | |
| He needs to learn how to fucking play a fair counter, though. | |
| fuck welcome sorry Chris is messaging me prepare for battle select your hero They want me to play tank again. | |
| Alright, fuck it. | |
| I'll do... | |
| Let me go Winston. | |
| A better world is possible today. | |
| This sensitivity is way too fast. | |
| Too fast for you? | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| I got Winston, but I got him on the fastest because I remember when I played with him on controller. | |
| Yeah, certain here is you want to have a little bit faster. | |
| Okay, we're going. | |
| Yeah, I'm fine. | |
| First time I played Winston on the keyboard. | |
| Let's see what happens here. | |
| I'm on these faggots Oh, I need heals bad. | |
| I am about to die! | |
| There are other DPS DPS like AFK. | |
| Oh my god, brother Hanzo is weak as fuck man. | |
| Alright, Bubbles about to be Bubbles about to be gone. | |
| I'mma jump on the Zen here in the back. | |
| I'm on the Zen, I'm on the Zen. | |
| Oh, he's getting pocketed by Mercy, though. | |
| Come on, Zen. | |
| Zen is... | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Why am I in there by myself? | |
| I need to fucking back out of here. | |
| It's never too late to try again Fighting Ramatra Oh, he's getting pocketed. | |
| Okay. | |
| They're just team shooting me like crazy, bro. | |
| None of us got an Elim, an Elim yet. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I see that. | |
| We're not pushing together, though. | |
| And our fucking pair is basically by themselves the whole time. | |
| They've got 400 damage. | |
| Alright, this fucking bitch is gone. | |
| Where's... | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| He's behind. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Fuck the fuck bro. | |
| At the Zen? | |
| Mercy one, mercy one. | |
| I'm jumping on point. | |
| Attack it. | |
| Eh. | |
| I'm gonna get fire for it. | |
| Play true, play true. | |
| I'm fucking in the touch now. | |
| What is our fair doing, bro? | |
| Like, fucking 900 damage is crazy. | |
| I couldn't even ult, bro. | |
| I was hacked. | |
| I'm just gonna have to carry a little harder. | |
| It's all good. | |
| So... | |
| I noticed you don't send me bananas anymore. | |
| You're such a little more than me. | |
| God fucking damn it, bro. | |
| Does anyone here have a fucking mic in our team? | |
| Or is it just me and open grip here? | |
| Yo, come with me and dive in whoever, man. | |
| Come with me. | |
| I'm right behind you. | |
| Open grid. | |
| Let's fucking destroy these kids. | |
| Ana right here! | |
| Ana right here! | |
| Get this bitch! | |
| Oh my god, she slapped me, but you should kill her. | |
| Oh no! | |
| They pocketed her really quick. | |
| Big raise, big raise. | |
| Alright, that's fine. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| Ramatra they're getting pockets we're not bro I mean, we were losing that fight. | |
| Both regulars already did. | |
| weapon system optimized all right all right I'm about to jump on this fuckin' Hanzo. | |
| That was a bad jump. | |
| On Mercy? | |
| Yep, here we go. | |
| He's going after our healers. | |
| I'm going after him. | |
| I'm going after this idiot, man. | |
| Number one? | |
| Got her. | |
| I'm on this fucking Ramach. | |
| I can't fucking kill him bro he's getting pocketed man uuuuuhhh man | |
| Group up. | |
| Group up. | |
| Cause we gotta just jump at them at once. | |
| Just group up. | |
| Group up. | |
| Group up. | |
| Don't die! | |
| fucking I'm just trying to keep them away from you guys bro I Dude, our team isn't doing shit, man. | |
| Can we touch it or nah? | |
| We got fucking destroyed, bro. | |
| Bro, what the fuck man? | |
| You faggot are saying I plan to aggressive That's what you do as Winston. | |
| and you jump in there. | |
| Try it one more time, man. | |
| Try it one more time. | |
| Thank you. | |
| If you want it to Q, just DPS and heals, you can do that. | |
| Nah, it won't let me. | |
| Oh, it won't? | |
| Okay. | |
| What does he want? | |
| Chris, I got your message. | |
| Alright. | |
| Prepare your defenses. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Yeah, because you might be getting tank because you might be getting tank Just because you're playing with me and that's all you're getting. | |
| And I'm a little bit of a higher rank, so you're probably not used to the speed. | |
| Especially if you're not used to playing tank on PC. I mean, that last game is like crazy, bro. | |
| They couldn't even get kills, bro. | |
| We had multiple people on our team that didn't even have eliminations. | |
| Can't do much there. | |
| Running Rhyne, Mercy, Soldier, Mora. | |
| 5,4,3,2,1 Attackers incoming! | |
| Defend Objective A. Shield's breaking, | |
| shields breaking guys what the fuck | |
| I can take more than that! | |
| Objective lost. | |
| Shield activated! | |
| Stop the payload! | |
| We've gotta stop that payload! | |
| Move together Break the shield I got a hammer down | |
| This ends now, head and stab me! | |
| Break the shield I got a hammer down Guys I need to yell, I'm about to die. | |
| Bruh. | |
| Beats me. | |
| you . | |
| You know fucking rolled, man. | |
| The enemy returns from the grave. | |
| Reaper here. | |
| Ah! | |
| I'll fight you. | |
| They're hungry for a fight. | |
| I'll even keep you safe. | |
| Can we break the Ryan's shield so I can hammer them down, please? | |
| Ah! | |
| They know I got a hammer down. | |
| that's why they're backing up you are done you can't hide it | |
| come here bitch Fuck! | |
| Alright, whatever. | |
| I ran a little... | |
| Ran a little too much there. | |
| We pushed him back. | |
| There you go. | |
| We're going to be able to get him back. | |
| Alright, I forgot to tell you about the game chat. | |
| I'm back now. | |
| Get off, get off. | |
| There we go. | |
| Feels good to have non-retard teammates. | |
| Yeah, I agree. | |
| Let me make it up to you sometime. | |
| Let's go. | |
| I'm with you, Reaper. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| McCray on your team sucks. | |
| You just fanning the Hammer, faggot. | |
| He's an embarrassment. | |
| Oh, fuck me. | |
| They're all in castle, yeah, yeah. | |
| Yep, they just chased me. | |
| Make sure you know what? | |
| I'm just gonna fucking play Bastion and then this fucking rider won't be able to play the game. | |
| Nice. | |
| We'll just blast your shield down. | |
| Good pick. | |
| Yeah, break your shield and I'm about 95 to hammer. | |
| Let's push in. | |
| Damn, we were right there. | |
| He's off guard. | |
| He's off-car, he's off-car on me. | |
| They got it, they got it. | |
| Oh yeah, I know. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I'm just trying to fucking either get in or get out. | |
| Oh, I got out for some time. | |
| No, that was Nika Good ball Now it's moving on Oh, lift right up | |
| Oh Bat hammer what the fuck? | |
| Why would you do that? | |
| I'm gonna blow, I'm gonna blow What the? | |
| This bitch hit me with the beam, bro. | |
| Oh, wonderful. | |
| Nice race, nice race. | |
| You're fucking rocks, faggot. | |
| Oh, I'm a Kree. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yo, that McCree is trash. | |
| He fanned the hammer against you. | |
| What a scrub, bro. | |
| You fucking idiot. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| Fanning the hammer like a fucking scrub, you no-skilled fuck. | |
| Embarrassing it to all real McCree players, man. | |
| We don't fan the hammer. | |
| I'm about to have a hammer down. | |
| He's gonna have no shield in two seconds. | |
| Break his Had a big hammer to man fuck Fuck. | |
| This is the luckiest fucking charge I've ever seen. | |
| audible right now. | |
| Can we touch? | |
| Yeah, we can. | |
| Where is he? | |
| Got her. | |
| What? | |
| Did they get it? | |
| Yeah, we were off. | |
| Yeah, we were off. | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's overtime though, so that's actually winnable. | |
| *Gasp* Hey! | |
| Honestly, I wanna get off Bastion. | |
| and I'm fucking tired of shooting this fucker's shield. | |
| I would play Roadhog to try to get the hook, but... | |
| I think the Rhine into the Rhine is actually kind of working. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna do the Rhine, yeah. | |
| I wish we had more support damage though. | |
| Yeah, I suck at pinning man. | |
| Like I used to be good at pinning but with this whole shift key and shit. | |
| Yeah, it's a little different now. | |
| Rhyme was actually my main when I started playing the game, like, years ago. | |
| Yeah, that McCree on the other team is an embarrassment, bro. | |
| Watching him at Fanny Hammer really pissed me off. | |
| Playing McCree on console was fun. | |
| Yeah, he's not as, uh, fun anymore now that he doesn't flash. | |
| Yeah, he sucks. | |
| That fucking stupid-ass sticky grenade shit is trash. | |
| They got a Zarya? | |
| Oh, what the hell? | |
| That's good for us. | |
| Yeah, that is good. | |
| I'm gonna get the raise, just play slow. | |
| I think I'm gonna get the raise. | |
| What the fuck are you doing? | |
| Raise me. | |
| I'm literally burnt beside you. | |
| Shield's gonna be back up. | |
| Shield's gonna be back up. | |
| They keep breaking it. | |
| Is this Mercy doing? | |
| Yeah, you counted that Zarya pretty good. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna go for a pin. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| I don't normally like being that aggressive, but... | |
| I mean, I'm gonna die. | |
| And I'm probably still not gonna get a raise. | |
| My mercy's just not looking at all. | |
| Bro, is she in team chat? | |
| No. | |
| Nobody's in team chat. | |
| You guys ready? | |
| I'm gonna try to... | |
| My shield's gonna come down here. | |
| I'm gonna push in here in a second. | |
| Let's go! | |
| I've been knocked down before! | |
| Enemy turret destroyed. | |
| Oh, they're one. | |
| I just can't take it. | |
| Alright, let's push in with that. | |
| I need heals. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm giving you space. | |
| I'm giving you space. | |
| Heels, heels, heels. | |
| I'm on this Zarya I'm on this Zarya He's getting pocketed though. | |
| He's getting pocketed bad. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Come back back with more damage. | |
| *sigh* I got the Mora? | |
| What's next? | |
| Just wait, just wait, you have no heals. | |
| They're just chasing me, man! | |
| These fucking faggots! | |
| HOLY SHIT! And you thought I was rust! | |
| I'm never tired of this! | |
| I'm pushing in. | |
| Let the keep running guide you! | |
| Go on. | |
| Oh If I could judge I got the touch. | |
| Must be overtime. | |
| Make sure you're on point. | |
| I'm dead, bro. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I feel like every time I got fucking picks or like we just couldn't capitalize on it and then the mercy wouldn't raise me or fucking talk to me ever. | |
| Which is also fucking sad. | |
| Horset Crusaders! *Gasp* Yeah, I don't like playing tank, man. | |
| This shit is fucking annoying. | |
| That's why I don't. | |
| I never play tank. | |
| I hate this shit. | |
| Fucking sucks. | |
| It won't let you queue up DPS or heals, eh? | |
| No. | |
| Yeah, it's probably just because I'm too high of a fucking rank. | |
| I'm like almost fucking diamond on support and shit. | |
| I don't know why it's even letting me queue flex for that. | |
| Wait, it says you're platinum. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm like high plat, low diamond is what I go back and forth between. | |
| But right now, I'm high plat. | |
| Yeah, but playing tank is rough. | |
| It's weird that I can't play DPS with you because that's my lowest actual role. | |
| All right, let me... | |
| Peskybug just added... | |
| Let me go ahead and show. | |
| Shout out to you, Peskybug. | |
| He goes, just added Dio. | |
| Peskybug, how do I add you? | |
| Diamond Peak. | |
| Daniel Beetle, add me on team after this. | |
| Open profile and open grip. | |
| Oh, that's you. | |
| Open grip. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, that's me, yeah. | |
| And then let me do here... | |
| I think Castle... | |
| Let me go on... | |
| Shit. | |
| Locals. | |
| Shout out to all you ninjas over at Locals. | |
| Hey, Myron, why all the haters got such a problem dropping their IGs? | |
| to That's a good question. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| They're scared, bro. | |
| They are scared, my friend. | |
| I don't fucking get it. | |
| Like, if you're going to talk trash, you got to have the fucking... | |
| You got to back it up. | |
| They never do, bro. | |
| It's always funny to me how they want to talk shit, but they never want to actually... | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Yeah, I got a question for you. | |
| Yeah, go ahead. | |
| You know how you say you don't recommend for guys to fucking settle down until they're like 35? | |
| What if they already have everything in place way before that? | |
| 50 lay count and everything else? | |
| What if they've made the money and what if they've already got the fucking kill count? | |
| What if everything is already in place? | |
| Yeah, I mean, I don't say 35 years old is like, oh yeah, if you're 32 or some shit, don't do it. | |
| Yeah, it's not like a rule of thumb, right? | |
| Yeah, it's like, generally speaking, you typically want to be 35. | |
| Chef05 goes, all I hear is excuses. | |
| Chef goes, where is fresh? | |
| And then LazzyLaz goes, when are you going to make a video about your hair transplant? | |
| I will make that video. | |
| I'm trying to bring this surgeon in, guys. | |
| That's what I'm trying to do for y'all. | |
| That'd be dope. | |
| Let's see her rumble rants. | |
| Oh, the fucking chat is saying drop my Insta. | |
| Yo, can I join Diamond Peak Tank with DPS as support? | |
| Bro, I don't know what your gamertag is, bro. | |
| Peskybug. | |
| What's your gamertag, man? | |
| Is it Peskybug on here? | |
| Let me look. | |
| look. | |
| I just fucking tagged me in chat for all the fucking chat haters. | |
| Yeah, I suck at tank. | |
| Tank is not fun. | |
| It's very reliant on other people following up the space that you make, and then also your support, depending on the tank that you're playing. | |
| I fucking hate that shit. | |
| I don't like it at all. | |
| So if you're not getting good support, you got to be able to switch to one of the other tanks like a ball or something that can just fucking do his own thing All right, we got a game here I It's open competitive, so we can pick whoever here. | |
| Oh nice. | |
| you you you | |
| you're gonna have to go DPS bro Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| Time to break some hearts. | |
| This good Abu Zamaki said I have a mic. | |
| No, you don't, bro. | |
| We gave you a chance to talk. | |
| You didn't say nothing. | |
| Any of you guys got a mic in here? | |
| Nope. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Five, four, three, two, one. | |
| Objective unlocks in 30 seconds. | |
| Let's get some dead medicine. | |
| Let me see what I can do. | |
| Alright, they got D.Va. | |
| That's not reasonable to many of them. | |
| Okay. | |
| Back up, just back up. | |
| Thanks, I'm running away. | |
| I'm running away He was almost out of mech. | |
| Yep D.Va's out of mech. | |
| One shot. | |
| Soldier weak as fuck. | |
| Soldier weak. | |
| We need to pocket their fucking tank better. | |
| We have three heals and the tank is getting shredded. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I haven't received a fickle heal. | |
| Oh my god, you were chasing me. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Alright, we got the robot back. | |
| Alright. | |
| Can I get some heals please? | |
| We're running three supports. | |
| Just stay with the soldier if you can. | |
| If you can stay near me, I can keep giving us over help. | |
| Oh no, I got her mercy. | |
| Come on, I have to back up. | |
| Yeah, it's gonna reset for sure. | |
| I'm gonna have to change here. | |
| Road health. | |
| Alright, I got visor. | |
| Yeah, pocket the visor the whole time, please. | |
| Let him get some fucking damage in. | |
| Wait to use it until Roadhog goes in and makes some space spray. | |
| Bro. | |
| I am getting shredded. | |
| He had an army on you the whole time. | |
| Fucking shit, man. | |
| I don't get how I'm getting shredded so easily. | |
| Get this D.Va the f- Fuck this bitch! | |
| Time to go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's fuck these faggots up! | |
| Get fucking fucked, bitch! | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| These dudes are trash! | |
| How the fuck have they been pushing this robot this whole goddamn time? | |
| These motherfuckers are terrible! | |
| Yeah, that's what I want to hear. | |
| You know, I actually think you play better when you're fucking yelling at everybody, Meyer. | |
| Yeah, man, but it's stressing me out, man. | |
| Bastion's weak over there. | |
| Yeah, he's one. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| He's distorted, too. | |
| Yeah, NYPD, he's a one-trick fucking Bastion. | |
| He sucks, dude. | |
| I've played with him before. | |
| Yeah, that's all he ever played with. | |
| He fucking sucks. | |
| Good shit. | |
| He forced their bomb. | |
| Yep. | |
| I gotta back up. | |
| You got the Mercy? | |
| I'm shooting the Bastion. | |
| I'm shooting the Bastion. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I didn't stop the field quick enough. | |
| Thank you for the revive. | |
| Push, push, push. | |
| Kill this soldier. | |
| I am. | |
| I am. | |
| Pushing on the Batmint 3-2 There's Diva Yep. | |
| Spread apart, spread apart. | |
| We're fine, we're fine, we're fine, we're fine. | |
| I just, I just tanked all the hits. | |
| Yo, Kuriko on the right week, Kuriko on the right week. | |
| Bitch, fuck you. | |
| D.Va's about to be out of mech. | |
| And she's about to be dead. | |
| Got the soldier, got the soldier ult. | |
| Baby D.Va on the side, oh shit. | |
| Diva Diva 1? | |
| Diva no mech? | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Come here, faggot! | |
| What the? | |
| You're hard pocketed. | |
| Got him. | |
| Here it go, here it go, here it go right here. | |
| Yeah, she's running. | |
| I'm holding pressure. | |
| Keep pressure on them. | |
| They got a reaper now, they got a reaper now. | |
| Diva's out of mech, melted. | |
| Reaper teleporting? | |
| He's behind us. | |
| He's behind us. | |
| He's right here. | |
| Or he dropped down. | |
| He dropped down. | |
| He's gonna come around behind us. | |
| He's gonna come around behind us. | |
| You predictable fuck! | |
| He's here with baby D.Va. | |
| D.Va pulled out. | |
| Oh, they're all coming up behind us. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I got heals right here. | |
| I got the bat I need to heal Oh shit! | |
| Fuck! | |
| Fuck! | |
| They popped a bunch of ults, man. | |
| Yeah, they got me. | |
| I'm just gonna die here. | |
| Just die. | |
| Just die. | |
| I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Just come back, Moira. | |
| Just come back. | |
| Let's get a teamfight. | |
| Don't push the firing soldier. | |
| Huh? | |
| That looked like you were about to go in there. | |
| No, hell no, hell no. | |
| I'll just tell them where to come back. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, I got a heal in the corner. | |
| Apparently my heal didn't go quick enough. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| They're ulting. | |
| Don't worry about the reaper. | |
| Don't worry about the reaper. | |
| Oh, Mercy one, Mercy one. | |
| I don't see her. | |
| Leave out a mech. | |
| There we go. | |
| Fuck him up, Roadhog. | |
| Fuck him up. | |
| They can't stop you now. | |
| Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. | |
| Kill the Mercy, Mercy, Mercy here. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| I missed my volley. | |
| My bad. | |
| He tried so hard to get me, and now you can try to get me. | |
| What the? | |
| Bastion, one HP. Hell yeah. | |
| Reaper weak. | |
| Reaper. | |
| He's... | |
| Yeah. | |
| No rave. | |
| I can't even... | |
| He's one? | |
| He's on the left, weak. | |
| Yeah. | |
| He's getting pocketed again. | |
| Here he comes. | |
| What's the bomb? | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I'm fucking dead. | |
| What's the reaper? | |
| The reaper? | |
| She just rezzed D.Va on the left. | |
| She just rezzed D.Va on the left. | |
| I know. | |
| I know. | |
| She did. | |
| She did. | |
| I fucked. | |
| I won't have her. | |
| Merky. | |
| Got her? | |
| Bastion in the back on the right. | |
| Bastion in the back on the right. | |
| Bastion's gonna be over. | |
| Oh, he's running. | |
| He's running. | |
| Now he's to the left. | |
| He's by the car and he's by himself with a Moira, I think. | |
| Here. | |
| He's on the left. | |
| He's on the left. | |
| D.Va out of mech. | |
| D.Va out of mech. | |
| Reaper! | |
| Reaper behind us! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Yep. | |
| Give me up, give me up. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Fight! | |
| Yep. | |
| Have my ult. | |
| Reaper gone. | |
| Mercy trying to res. | |
| Diva Diva? | |
| Mercy one shot on the side. | |
| Got her. | |
| Mercy is dead. | |
| Bastion on the left. | |
| He's one, he's one. | |
| I just can't catch him. | |
| Moira over here, Moira. | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Bitch! | |
| I got the Bastion? | |
| I got Visor. | |
| Get the D.Va out of mecha. | |
| I'm going to melt these packets. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Where the fuck is this nigga? | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Oh, he can heal. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Goddammit. | |
| We still took the lead. | |
| We only have to win one more fight. | |
| Dude, I had no idea where the fuck he was, man. | |
| I held him off and let you guys get the revive as quickly as fast. | |
| It's fine. | |
| We just gotta stop them one time and they suck. | |
| I'm trying to get this D-Va out of mech. | |
| Dumbled out. | |
| Reverb it out. | |
| She fucking halted the moment she got out of her mask. | |
| Oh my god, bro. | |
| They're just pushing this shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Mercy gone, mercy gone. | |
| Mercy gone! | |
| Big Pigo! | |
| Oh God, dude. | |
| This reaper is There's Reaper and Bastion! | |
| Stay alive! | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| Er, Bat-Marcy, uh, whatever her name is. | |
| Uh... | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Bro. | |
| I went 19 and 6. | |
| That was a good fucking game for me. | |
| GGs. | |
| God damn it, man. | |
| Die. | |
| I also had freak came more than our tank was in damage. | |
| It's all good, man. | |
| I could take a loss like that. | |
| I could take a loss like that. | |
| Yeah, that was a close one at least. | |
| That was a good game. | |
| I was popping off a lot. | |
| That Reaper came in punch twice with that ult. | |
| that's crazy the way you got to think of it it's good practice regardless you're still getting good with the mouse and keyboard right Just putting in the reps, right? | |
| Nah, yeah. | |
| It's definitely... | |
| I made a few mistakes there with trying to run and shit like that and not being able to get away, but... | |
| Yeah. | |
| Do you know the duck trick? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Where you fucking put your head down and just fucking run back and forth? | |
| Yeah, run zigzag, yeah. | |
| I just learned that shit yesterday. | |
| It's really hard to hit your head. | |
| If you want to watch a good fucking coach, Awkward. | |
| Yeah, that's where I learned it from. | |
| That's where I learned it from. | |
| Okay, good. | |
| I'll be back. | |
| I'm going to take a quick piss. | |
| Yeah, I do think. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Shit. | |
| Alright ninjas, we're back. | |
| Whew, okay. | |
| Alright, let me, I know some of you guys sent me some friend requests, so I'mma look at them right now. | |
| Yeah, can we get the likes up, guys, because I've been fucking taking L's all night, man. | |
| Well, I was taking W's before you came on, but that's fine. | |
| Whatever. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That, too. | |
| I'm a sucky-ass tank player. | |
| And we also had a fucking... | |
| I've never played Mousy Keyboard Tank. | |
| Mousy Keyboard Tank, man. | |
| Goddamn. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Oh, this dude wanted... | |
| Yeah, Fresh is actually pretty good. | |
| He just needs to learn to play a Diva counter. | |
| If he can get one more tank in his fucking arsenal. | |
| Oh, this dude wanted to play. | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Man, I was just about to invite him, too. | |
| Alright, let me fucking... | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| I did good too, man. | |
| I went like 22-6 and we still lost, man. | |
| God fucking damn it, bro. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Both of us had really good stats that last game. | |
| Except for our tank. | |
| He was kind of trash. | |
| I'm telling you, man. | |
| Once I get this fucking mouse and keyboard shit. | |
| And I suck with mouse and keyboard. | |
| I'm not even good yet. | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| I can tell. | |
| I'm joining team chat. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Every soldier needs a cause. | |
| All right. | |
| I'll take one more mission. | |
| No, your aim's pretty good, but you need to learn to use your wrist more when you're fucking aiming. | |
| I'm trying to use my arm. | |
| I've been told you gotta aim with your arm, not your wrist. | |
| Nah, that's bullshit. | |
| You gotta fucking strafe and aim at the same time, so it's better to use your wrist because that way you can do micro aiming. | |
| Use your whole arm and it's really fucking awkward. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| What you talking about? | |
| What'd she say? | |
| You should be making sandwiches All right We got no tank. | |
| I'll be tanked. | |
| Oh shit, we got no tank? | |
| I'm tanked. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Marga? | |
| Okay. | |
| Of course. | |
| Dude, Sigma's so annoying, bro. | |
| Marga? | |
| Oh yeah, he's fucking insanely annoying. | |
| No, no, no, Sigma. | |
| Sigma is annoying. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Time to drink up. | |
| God fucking dammit, I was reloading, man. | |
| Fuck! | |
| That bitch headshot hurt, man. | |
| Oh, y'all got it? | |
| Good shit. | |
| No thanks to me, I didn't do shit. | |
| God dammit, man, I'm trash. | |
| Alright. | |
| Sometimes that's how it is. | |
| Sometimes you carry, sometimes you get carried. | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| I'll fucking make some space here. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Oh, they're playing my favorite heroes. | |
| Oh, they got Winston and... | |
| They got plane tanks. | |
| Yeah, are they running triple? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, yeah, they're running triple. | |
| Shit. | |
| Biotic healing ready for use. | |
| Winston gone. | |
| Melted. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Yep, right through these faggots now Yeah, they're getting destroyed This is gonna be a clap. | |
| This is gonna be a big clap. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna take high ground real quick. | |
| Hey, do your thing. | |
| I'm gonna hold space. | |
| Yep, thank you. | |
| I'm taking high ground right here. | |
| I'm about to shoot down on these faggots. | |
| Here they come from the studio. | |
| Yeah, they're coming in here. | |
| They might be coming left as well. | |
| They're all right here on the right. | |
| Angie Genji, I got heels right here. | |
| This Winston's gonna dive on us. | |
| Here we go. | |
| Yep, I got her. | |
| Mercy on the right. | |
| Yeah, shut up with your German shit faggot. | |
| These kids are getting destroyed. | |
| Fuck it, I'll take high ground again. | |
| Do we need it? | |
| Probably not. | |
| No, no, you're going to come down now. | |
| I'd start looking for an off angle at this point. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm going to take the studio high ground here in a second. | |
| Let's see what I can see here. | |
| Is somebody actually in the back here? | |
| Mercy, Mercy, Mercy. | |
| Yeah, Mercy's back there. | |
| They got a Baptiste now. | |
| He's at the health pack. | |
| He's at the health pack. | |
| You kill him. | |
| He's killable. | |
| Oh, he's one, but I got stunned. | |
| Oh, I'm dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I got him. | |
| I got him. | |
| He's crushed. | |
| Oh, Genji! | |
| Support Genji! | |
| Got the Bastion. | |
| These kids are getting melted. | |
| Holy! | |
| These kids are getting crapped on. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm going to take... | |
| God damn it. | |
| I'm going to take high ground. | |
| I'm going to try to take high ground. | |
| I got Visor. | |
| They're trying to bait me off of Maga. | |
| Alright, I got hydron up here. | |
| I can play anything, bro. | |
| I'm gonna flank them from the side here. | |
| Can you run in there, dude? | |
| Create some diversion for me? | |
| There's a fucking Bastion right here. | |
| They got Ana. | |
| I got him, I got him. | |
| I got the Mercy. | |
| I got him. | |
| I don't even need to use visor. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| I got the Ana. | |
| That was easy. | |
| Holy! | |
| Here we go! | |
| The rape train is here now! | |
| Score. | |
| Three. | |
| Two zero. | |
| Switching sides. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I didn't see it. | |
| It was fine. | |
| Chat, what do you think of that? | |
| Where's all the haters now? | |
| Select your hero. | |
| All right, let me read some of these rumble chats. | |
| Combination arm and wrist for arm for large movements, close strafing, wrist for long distance and micro adjustments. | |
| Okay. | |
| That's from Slatimo. | |
| Then we got here, who else? | |
| Peskybug. | |
| Dio, I requested. | |
| Oh, his name is Dio. | |
| Okay. | |
| We got Peskybug. | |
| Yo, can I join Diamond Peak Tank, but can DPS support for you, Dio? | |
| Okay, it's Dio is your gamer tag. | |
| Okay. | |
| Alright, defense. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna play Sigma so they don't fucking call me a Mogger one-trick. | |
| Bro, play the fucking Mogger if you want, bro. | |
| Fuck these faggots. | |
| Nah, I'm good. | |
| I like playing Sig, too. | |
| Look at this. | |
| I like playing all the characters to be honest. | |
| Man. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'mma re-chats after this one, guys. | |
| Alright, I'm right above you, bro. | |
| I'm above and behind you on the thing. | |
| Attackers incoming. | |
| Defend objective A. | |
| Ash. | |
| They got Ash? | |
| No, no, no. | |
| They got Junker Queen. | |
| Junker Queen Genji. | |
| Oh, he's reflecting. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| Okay, she took me off. | |
| Good kill. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I think she did. | |
| Ana up top. | |
| Ana up top. | |
| On the other side. | |
| Genji! | |
| Yeah, Genji, she's in there. | |
| Yup. | |
| I'm back. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Bye. | |
| You want? | |
| Genji, Genji, weak as hell. | |
| Always about to die. | |
| Dead. | |
| Scrub. | |
| Termination. | |
| Oh, you're fucked. | |
| Yeah, you got knifed in hard. | |
| Genji... | |
| I got the mercy? | |
| I'm one HP, literally one HP. Yeah, I need a heal. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, use it, use it, use it. | |
| I'm the off healer, man. | |
| I see that. | |
| Mercy, 76. | |
| Get rate, bitch. | |
| Big pick, big pick. | |
| Melted. | |
| Oh, he got fucking destroyed. | |
| No, he's fine. | |
| Cheh, melted. | |
| Cheh. | |
| Winston is one. | |
| They're melting. | |
| These kids are getting destroyed. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Back up. | |
| He about have sliced that mail. | |
| You're getting revenge on her, huh? | |
| Threw that bitch on the floor. | |
| Winston, Winston! | |
| Melted. | |
| Wait, hold on. | |
| Is somebody on point? | |
| Oh, I guess not. | |
| Bastion's one HP. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Well, he's getting pockets. | |
| Oh, here they come. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Yep, Winston jumped right on me. | |
| me I saw that one coming I'm coming back with a visor Oh, shit. | |
| Bitch is about to freeze y'all, man. | |
| Chinese whore. | |
| Fuck, I'm popping it. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| The Mercy's gone, but the Bastion got me. | |
| Fuck it, let's try to get in there. | |
| They got it, nevermind. | |
| They got it, they got it, they got it, they got it, they got it back up. | |
| Whoa, shit! | |
| Big monkey time! | |
| Kill the Jamal! | |
| Kill the Jamal! | |
| He's probably dead here. | |
| Let's fucking go! | |
| He's probably dead. | |
| Let's go, baby! | |
| I need a heal. | |
| Oh, what the f... | |
| Is this a team? | |
| Get fucking right, faggot! | |
| Get off me! | |
| Let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ah, shit. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Nobody died, though. | |
| He's just bad at aiming. | |
| He's fucking horrible. | |
| He's melted. | |
| Just up. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| What is that syzygy? | |
| Are you near? | |
| Oh, they may fucking ice herself. | |
| Don't matter, though. | |
| Still get melted. | |
| I just killed three. | |
| Good shit. | |
| If you stay at the corner, I can support. | |
| I'm good, I'm good. | |
| Yeah, yeah, I got fine. | |
| Symmetra's throwing turds. | |
| I can't push yet. | |
| Don't push out there. | |
| Fuck the turds. | |
| We don't even need to push into it. | |
| Winston has no jump. | |
| Winston has no jump, idiot. | |
| Mercy melted. | |
| She'll dance in the mech. | |
| Get raped, Kuriko. | |
| Dumb Japanese whore. | |
| 13 HP. I'm going for a health pack. | |
| Your reflexes are slow. | |
| Bruh, these niggas are trash. | |
| This Winston is going to jump on me. | |
| I can feel it. | |
| Oh, nice tracking. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Gear melted. | |
| OH SHIT! Bitch threw them fucking cards at me. | |
| I got lazy. | |
| I didn't want to move. | |
| OH! Oh god, this Winston coming after me. | |
| He's 1 HP melted. | |
| Symmetra weak. | |
| Let me keep shooting, got you. | |
| That's it, it's over. | |
| May on point being annoying as usual. | |
| What the hell? | |
| I have to take my stone now. | |
| What the? | |
| Dude, I'm moving so fast. | |
| I can't move on. | |
| What the- Kill this bitch! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| The Kareko popped her ult and then I started moving on fast. | |
| I didn't know what the fuck was going on. | |
| Hey, what? | |
| deploying We should not be letting them advance attack Oh What idiot What an idiot! | |
| What a dummy! | |
| I knew he was going to do that. | |
| Amateur Winston move. | |
| 37 and 3. | |
| Damage in lobby. | |
| 33 and 5. | |
| Damn, we destroyed those kids! | |
| Yeah, we did. | |
| Let the Kitsune get you! | |
| Another good attraction. | |
| Oh god, the grind is real, man. | |
| Alright, we back in it. | |
| We're climbing. | |
| We're climbing. | |
| Alright. | |
| Even though we're climbing in open queue, and it doesn't really count, it's still good practice for you. | |
| Alright, so let's see here. | |
| Read some of these chats here. | |
| We got here... | |
| Entropy read that. | |
| Rumble Rants. | |
| Let's see if I missed any. | |
| We got 3,300 Yacht Ninjas watching here. | |
| Shout out to all you guys. | |
| All right, let me hold on. | |
| Let me add the people. | |
| Oh, pop an invite. | |
| Okay, so someone wants to join. | |
| They want to play. | |
| Let's bring some people in. | |
| Just one at a time. | |
| That way we can vet them easier. | |
| We'll do one, and if it's good, we'll add another kind of thing. | |
| You know what I mean? | |
| Alright, Dio wants to play. | |
| We'll bring him in. | |
| And then... | |
| Who else? | |
| Yo, what's up guys? | |
| Yo, and then Anbu? | |
| Let's see if he has a mic, because he did come in last time, but he said I kicked him out too early, but I didn't kick him out too early, he just didn't have a mic. | |
| Yo, you there? | |
| Yo. | |
| Can you guys hear me? | |
| What's up? | |
| Dio, you there? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Do you play, do you still play or nah? | |
| Sorry, what'd you say? | |
| I said, do you still play this game or nah? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I started like a couple months ago. | |
| I hit diamond last season. | |
| Okay. | |
| Wait, last season? | |
| Last season I was diamond peak. | |
| What's your main? | |
| I'm looking, dude. | |
| I don't see no diamond here. | |
| I just see fives. | |
| Sorry, I just see platinum. | |
| I hit diamond. | |
| I'm clicking right now on your career profile. | |
| I guess I'm a plat player. | |
| Well, plat five is close enough. | |
| This nigga, bro. | |
| Not even. | |
| You gotta be plat. | |
| This nigga cat, man. | |
| What are you talking about, bro? | |
| You plat five, bro. | |
| That's not... | |
| There's nowhere near diamond, bro. | |
| No, I hit diamond. | |
| I promise you. | |
| I hit diamond. | |
| No, you didn't. | |
| I'm looking at your career profile right now, man. | |
| It is close. | |
| Isn't it? | |
| Wait, is this going five to one or one to five? | |
| I never remember. | |
| It's one is when you're at the top. | |
| He was a plat five. | |
| Yeah, never mind. | |
| Plat five. | |
| No, that's what I'm saying. | |
| My diamond peak. | |
| But I didn't end diamond. | |
| Bro, not even close. | |
| Why are you lying, man? | |
| You lying, bro. | |
| We'll play with you anyway, but you capping, man. | |
| Thank God for crew profile, man. | |
| People be lying in this bitch. | |
| Won't let me play here. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Abu, whatever. | |
| Let me see here. | |
| Are you too high? | |
| Okay, so this dude actually made diamond for support. | |
| Yo, you got a mic? | |
| Anbu? | |
| This nigga, bro. | |
| Alright. | |
| Sorry, my friend, but we must remove you. | |
| Yeah, see, now we can actually play. | |
| He was too high. | |
| Oh, what the fuck? | |
| Aw, man. | |
| Okay. | |
| I gotta pick all of them? | |
| Dude, that's fucking gay, man. | |
| Holy fuck, it's 520 in the morning. | |
| Someone said, turn your setting on low for graphics. | |
| How do you do that? | |
| Well, it depends on what your card is, but yeah, that does help. | |
| What do you got for a fucking graphics card? | |
| Uh, I know it's a good one. | |
| It's a pretty damn good one. | |
| How many frames are you getting? | |
| That's all that really fucking matters. | |
| Let's be real. | |
| How do I even check that? | |
| Okay, uh, go to... | |
| Options? | |
| Go to... | |
| Oh, fuck. | |
| Oh, fuck, it's entering game. | |
| Here, I'll... | |
| Damn it, I'm tank again, bro! | |
| This shit sucks. | |
| Fuck it, I'll play Zarya, man. | |
| You go to options, you go to video, and then you go to, uh... | |
| Where the fuck is it? | |
| Yeah, I run them. | |
| Details. | |
| And then you hit display performance stats. | |
| And then show frame rate. | |
| Okay, so I go options and then what? | |
| Video? | |
| Video. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| And then details. | |
| Okay. | |
| There is no details here. | |
| You'll see stats and then display performance stats. | |
| Turn that on and then show frame rate. | |
| I see aspect ratio, field of view, dynamic render scale, render scale, frame rate, v-sync, triple buffering, reduce buffering. | |
| No, details. | |
| You gotta hit details on the left. | |
| Oh, oh shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Shit. | |
| Okay, I'll do it. | |
| Yeah, we'll do this after. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's go. | |
| And then you should be able to see your frames in the top left after you turn that on. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll fix it. | |
| No, you're good. | |
| If it helps the audience with better viewing, I'll do that. | |
| They'll give you smoother frames for shooting. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| We're at the hill. | |
| Alright, well, I'm charged up. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| Oh, fuck, man. | |
| We've lost it already. | |
| We've lost four. | |
| Just reset. | |
| Join team Yo soldier The Mercy and the Ellari are right to the right on their own. | |
| So do you want to run at them? | |
| Just mean yeah Right here. | |
| Oh all the burn. | |
| Yeah, oh Oh, I hit the e-bun on accident. | |
| Fuck, man! | |
| I should've hit this! | |
| Goddamn it, mouse and keyboard, man! | |
| Fuck! | |
| You're good. | |
| That's all good. | |
| God damn it, man! | |
| I meant to bubble myself and I didn't, bro. | |
| I hit fucking E instead. | |
| It's for the teammate. | |
| God damn, this shit is good. | |
| Oh, I'm charged up now. | |
| I'm charged up now. | |
| Let's go, faggots. | |
| Mercy weak as shit. | |
| I'm trying. | |
| I'm reloading. | |
| We got next point. | |
| Need to get to the point. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Let's get on that point. | |
| We melted these faggots. | |
| Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds. | |
| Alright. | |
| Oh, let's leave. | |
| Got him. | |
| Alright, there we go. | |
| I need to get some goddamn charge though. | |
| I've got attack rods here next by it. | |
| Alright, good. | |
| Just ping them if you see them coming. | |
| Okay. | |
| Let's go, Reaper. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's melt these faggots! | |
| Oh, he's won. | |
| Got him. | |
| No. | |
| Oh, he's won. | |
| I need to lower my sensitivity on Zarya. | |
| This shit is fucking crazy right now. | |
| I got grabbed, by the way. | |
| I like to do like a general sensitivity of like 5% and then I only adjust it for here if I need it. | |
| Yeah, no, her shit's high right now. | |
| Yo, do you want to hold grab for my ult or do you want to just hit it off? | |
| Yeah, I mean, we might not even need it on the team fight. | |
| These kids suck. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Let's see if they can even make it in here. | |
| Yo, right here. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, they're one. | |
| I'm here fucking mercy I could grab them, but I don't know if it's worth it. | |
| Ah, it's not. | |
| It's not. | |
| Ana, heal me. | |
| I'm gonna get back in there. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm way in. | |
| I'm way in. | |
| I'm 10%. | |
| I'm almost back. | |
| I'm 100% charged. | |
| Idiots are beating. | |
| You guys ready? | |
| Alright. | |
| Ready to go in with me, guys. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| I'm grabbing! | |
| Come on, kill them, man. | |
| I didn't bubble myself soon enough. | |
| Good shit. | |
| That should be a W teamfight. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Good. | |
| Good kill. | |
| We'll take it. | |
| Alright. | |
| All right, that's wrong Drop one already There they are. | |
| Alright, I'm jumping on. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I didn't mean to do that. | |
| RGTP'd. | |
| RG1, RG1. They're running. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Kill this Ramatra. | |
| He's won, he's won. | |
| Reaper, I gotta be careful. | |
| Good shit. | |
| I'm on this Allura, Mexican whore. | |
| Get right, bitch. | |
| Fucking go. | |
| Oh, play. | |
| Good job, guys. | |
| These boys are getting melted now. | |
| Alright. | |
| I didn't know they're Jewish. | |
| I see what you did there, sir. | |
| I said these boys, not them boys. | |
| But they probably are some dumb boys on that team. | |
| Oh, right here. | |
| Yeah, Ramatra with his, uh... | |
| Oh, Ramatra here. | |
| He's anti-hail. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| I just got fucking Soul Dream. | |
| You're a fighter. | |
| Run him back. | |
| Shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh, this isn't good. | |
| High point, high point. | |
| It's all as large again. | |
| I get out again. | |
| Okay, I'm running. | |
| Oh lord! | |
| Sorry, it's fine. | |
| We just need to reset regardless. | |
| Come back to you, friend. | |
| Wait for Captain Teabag. | |
| Alright, I'm here. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna try to dive on the squishies here. | |
| I'm going for a flying, honestly. | |
| I'm gonna try to... | |
| Okay, this Ramatra's on me. | |
| Mercy? | |
| Ram one, Ram one. | |
| Come on this healer, bitch. | |
| She gone, she gone. | |
| But I'm about to die. | |
| We need to kill that ram, though. | |
| Soldier first. | |
| Yeah, you need to heal. | |
| You need to get healed. | |
| Fucking shit. | |
| I should've did the ape shit. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| You are safe with me. | |
| I had no fade. | |
| Not winnable. | |
| Can we touch it? | |
| Or nah? | |
| Probably not. | |
| That's good. | |
| That's big. | |
| I forced them to waste all. | |
| Get there quick before they do. | |
| Yo, Genji is on point already. Genji is on point already. | |
| I don't see him. | |
| Where is he at? | |
| I pinged him. | |
| Yeah, he ran. | |
| He's over here. | |
| Oh, the three of them are over here. | |
| There's three squishies though. | |
| Okay, I'm in this now! | |
| Get in there, yeah. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Genji, go on. | |
| Mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy. | |
| Mercy dead. | |
| Yo, round right here. | |
| I'm on. | |
| I'm on. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| I'm on him, I'm on him, I'm on him. | |
| He's gone. | |
| I'm on. | |
| You guys keep fighting. | |
| Hey, Rick, you've got one. | |
| I'm gonna keep fighting. | |
| Got this bitch. | |
| Alright, I got ult too just in case we're going to... | |
| Where's the Genji? | |
| That's it. | |
| Right over here. | |
| That was big, that was big. | |
| I gotta fuck up outta there. | |
| Kill the ram, kill the ram. | |
| I was lost, sorry. | |
| We should push them. | |
| We have the advantage here. | |
| Yeah, I'm on it. | |
| I'm on it. | |
| I'm on it. | |
| Oh, melt him. | |
| Oh, he forced all out of him. | |
| That's good. | |
| That's good. | |
| Still winnable. | |
| Kill the Mercy. | |
| Kill the Mercy first. | |
| Oh, fuck! | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| I should've ulted, man. | |
| Goddammit, bro. | |
| Just back up and don't die. | |
| If you guys can get back to point, we can still fight it. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I'm back here now already. | |
| I'm back here. | |
| Watch if you can. | |
| I'm in here. | |
| Alright, I'm kicking him off point, man. | |
| I'm getting rid of this Ram. | |
| I have no fan. | |
| I've got no heal. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Fine, we take it once and then we win it. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I held it as long as I could. | |
| They were all shooting me. | |
| I'm 30% old. | |
| We got this. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Progress is still progress All right, I'm a jump in first You guys ready? | |
| I'm literally gonna just jump on them right now. | |
| Let's go. | |
| They're focused on me. | |
| They're looking at me hard. | |
| I need heals though, bad. | |
| Fuck. | |
| You guys should be able to get in there and fuck them up though, create us some space. | |
| I'm here. | |
| That's a Kenji? | |
| I'm back in here. | |
| Oh, what the? | |
| That is unfortunate. | |
| Dude. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Yo, what happened? | |
| I was doing everything I could there. | |
| I even got fucking double kills on that end fight. | |
| I fucked that one up. | |
| I couldn't get in in time to fucking deny the race. | |
| I fucked that one up, bro. | |
| Bro, I fucking jumped off the map like a retard, man. | |
| I didn't even mean to, bro. | |
| So fucking mad at myself, man. | |
| Fucking retard, man. | |
| Such a dumbass for that one, man. | |
| Fuck. | |
| I was chasing after that sojourn, bro, and I accidentally, like, overjumped, man. | |
| Oh, did you jump off the map? | |
| Is that what happened? | |
| Accidentally, yeah, man. | |
| If you hold the S key when you're doing a jump, you can do a short jump as well. | |
| If you want to do like that short jump just to get on top of them. | |
| Oh, I didn't know that. | |
| Damn. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| The graphics thing. | |
| So I go settings. | |
| Options, video, details. | |
| And then display performance stats. | |
| Turn that on. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then you should see show frame rate. | |
| Okay, show frame rate, yeah. | |
| And then you should see some numbers in the top left. | |
| Yeah, I see FPS. It says FPS 5960. | |
| Okay, go to video. | |
| Okay. | |
| And then see where it says frame rate. | |
| What does that say there? | |
| It says automatic. | |
| Put it on custom and then crank it up. | |
| Crank it up to what? | |
| Right now it's maximum frame rate is 300. | |
| Yeah, that's fine. | |
| You don't need more than 300. | |
| I just want to know what you actually can get. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay. | |
| So just leave it at 300? | |
| Yeah, yeah, that's fine. | |
| The more frames you have, the better. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'll go through some other settings with you. | |
| What'll work better for- God damn it, I'll take it again! | |
| This shit sucks! | |
| Fuck man Yeah, well I'll get better of it Oh, now FPS is hitting like 100 now. | |
| Oh yeah, that's good. | |
| Yeah, I'm jumping in team chat. | |
| All right. | |
| What's going to be better for the team? | |
| Yeah, what's better for the viewers? | |
| Like what will get them like a better, clearer quality video? | |
| Uh, they're mainly telling you to put it on low so that you get more frames. | |
| It's literally not for their... | |
| It's not for a better quality image. | |
| I want it where they can see better... | |
| whatever. | |
| Yeah, I mean, it's probably fine where it's at, to be honest. | |
| Alright. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the fuck was that? | |
| What was that laugh? | |
| Leave me alone! | |
| Someone who should probably be in a kitchen somewhere. | |
| Make me a sandwich. | |
| Please. | |
| Please I am kinda angry though. | |
| Yo Jim right here. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I had no idea you were going around, my bad. | |
| That's all good. | |
| Just regroup. | |
| Hey, uh, Tank? | |
| We can hear... | |
| What is going on? | |
| I can't hear your game. | |
| You can? | |
| Yeah, it's super fucking loud! | |
| I can't hear. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Okay! | |
| Alright, I'll move it a little bit. | |
| You want an open mic or you talk, Myron? | |
| Yeah, it's open mic. | |
| Oh, that's why I Hello there I want enemy air Go my friend I'm a enemy I'm a target Smash him | |
| Don't let them push any further Oh Interrupted the raise? | |
| versus one HP. | |
| Yeah I'm just fucking muck. | |
| Turn stagger Anna. | |
| I'm slept. | |
| I think fine. | |
| I'm fed. | |
| Oh, that sucks. | |
| I'm good. | |
| I'm good. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Doomfist is charged up. | |
| Fucking shit man. | |
| Yo Sombra stay with us for a second. | |
| When Doom goes in, just hack him and we jump on him. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| That's what I've been doing the whole time. | |
| That's why I'm on her, literally, is just to hack him. | |
| I'll just... | |
| I'll sleep in the Bastion. | |
| I might kill the Bastion first. | |
| I'm gonna kill Bastion first. | |
| I'll sleep in what he's doing. | |
| We must stop the enemy from advancing. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I got hacked. | |
| 100. | |
| He's low though. | |
| 1 dude? | |
| I'm so good. | |
| Alright man, fuck. | |
| Fuck these scrubs, bro. | |
| Man, I hate playing tank. | |
| This shit is trash. | |
| This shit is fucking gay, but it's fine. | |
| Zarya's okay. | |
| Oh, I just ran into this Sombra. | |
| I ran into all of them. | |
| They're all up there. | |
| They chased me hard. | |
| I'm gonna be back quick. | |
| Yeah, I swore I'm gonna be honest. | |
| four of you Oh, yeah Here we go, baby. | |
| Get melted, Fragot! | |
| Melted. | |
| Oh, shit, man. | |
| Bro, I'm getting shot from all angles. | |
| Yeah, you were there by yourself at the end there. | |
| Needed to finish off that Ana, she was so fucking low. | |
| Let's go Orissa. | |
| They literally nerfed Orissa for literally just him. | |
| I got grabbed by the way. | |
| For the Bastion. | |
| There he is. | |
| How about it? | |
| Does it- I got grabbed. | |
| Ana in the back here. | |
| I won. | |
| I'm dead? | |
| Melted. | |
| Alright, let's move this fucking robot. | |
| These scrubs are trash. | |
| I got grav. | |
| We're going to fucking look for the Bastion, see if he's probably going to stay. | |
| If we need to EMP. Go through. | |
| He's up top, yeah, yeah, I see him. | |
| He's charging me up. | |
| We can kill him. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| They took the robot. | |
| Time to make up rounds. | |
| What if I can get him? | |
| I got the manga. | |
| He's dead. | |
| He's dead. | |
| King's dead. | |
| King's dead. | |
| Yo, we can fight this. | |
| We're all here, we're all here. | |
| *Bitches in the background* *Bitches in the background* *Bitches in the background* *Bitches in the background* *Bitches in the background* *Bitches in the background* *Bitches in the background* Need to get that mercy first. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| I'm 100% charged but I'm gonna die, bro. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| They're all chasing me, man. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| God damn it, man. | |
| I'm dropping. | |
| Sombra's dead. | |
| I'm still paying to Hanzo to fucking counter has to shoot. | |
| Oh, they're on ball now. | |
| Let's find back. | |
| Here's one. | |
| Here's one, here's one. | |
| There's a soldier just shooting at solo top. | |
| Clearing the area. | |
| Ball is weak over there. | |
| He's hacked. | |
| I'm shooting him with you. | |
| Dead? | |
| I got him. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Soldier got me. | |
| Fucking faggot, man. | |
| Hold this one. | |
| Damn, they pushed it way further than us, guys. | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Yeah, we gotta fucking pull it together here. | |
| Focus up. | |
| We're fine. | |
| Still want to bolt. | |
| Soldier running. | |
| I got both of the heels on the run. | |
| I got the soldier. | |
| Ball running. | |
| This sucks. | |
| Mercy dead. | |
| Ball melted. | |
| Alright, I got grab again. | |
| Scry, scry some more. | |
| Scry some more. | |
| I'm not having the shit that I lay. | |
| They're literally fucking telling me to stop and chat. | |
| Telling you to stop what? | |
| Talking with them in the backline. | |
| Constantly on their support bro. | |
| That's why they can't do half the time. | |
| Half the shit half the time. | |
| Yo, Ball's dead. | |
| Get Ball, get Ball. | |
| He's weak as shit. | |
| He's weak as shit! | |
| I asked a kill! | |
| I'm just gonna be a dada. | |
| Holy fuck, it got raised Oh shit They're gonna chase me? | |
| Fuck! | |
| Yeah, we need to reset. | |
| We need to get all back here and we only have 20 seconds. | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Welcome back. | |
| Man. | |
| I'm fucking him up with Zarya too, man. | |
| These kids suck, bro. | |
| We can win this. | |
| Alright. | |
| I need yours. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Nice. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Save card. | |
| Save card. | |
| Can I hear? | |
| I got hacked. | |
| But it don't matter. | |
| She's trash. | |
| No, I got ult. | |
| There's somebody here on her. | |
| He's anti-heal too. | |
| He can die. | |
| I'm taking the damage for you guys on this soldier. | |
| I get the ball. | |
| Fuck We need to touch together I know, you can't. | |
| There were five of them there, man. | |
| Ah, I know. | |
| Every time I fucking killed the ball or anybody they just got raised The sombra was good I Yeah, both were back. | |
| Alright, I'm going to play open Q, man. | |
| I'm tired of playing tank. | |
| This just sucks dick, man. | |
| *Belding* | |
| *Belding* Alright, let's see what the chat got to say. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Shout out to all you ninjas in the chat. | |
| Nigga says sloppy toppy's a G. That's what I said. | |
| Niggarilla. | |
| We got 3,000 of y'all ninjas in here and it's fucking 5 in the morning, man. | |
| Shout out to you guys, man. | |
| If we actually streamed at regular hours, we'd probably do better than these Switch streamers, bro. | |
| These Switch streamers are faggots, bro. | |
| We're real nigga gaming over here. | |
| Staying toxic and talking shit. | |
| You know how it is. | |
| In fairness, a lot of the Twitch streamers would be a lot more toxic as well if they could be. | |
| Yeah, they're pussies though. | |
| That's why we keep it real. | |
| That's why I don't even bother going on YouTube. | |
| I don't want to censor myself when I play. | |
| I agree. | |
| I want to be able to tell people that they're trash if they're trash. | |
| What if you lost with a woman on your team home? | |
| Holy fuck. | |
| What was that? | |
| Yeah, we lost because we had a woman on our team. | |
| 100%. | |
| It's weird being in the team because I can't watch the stream now because it's like delayed. | |
| Ah, yeah, yeah, it's delayed. | |
| It definitely is delayed. | |
| But I just gotta like mute it and put it on in the background. | |
| Oh, uh, go into your fucking settings again. | |
| Okay. | |
| What do you want me to do? | |
| And, uh, go to video. | |
| Alright. | |
| Is your Vsync on? | |
| Video? | |
| What do I click? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Vsync. | |
| Yeah, it's on. | |
| Yeah, it's on. | |
| Yeah, turn that off. | |
| Turn it off? | |
| What does that do? | |
| It caps your frames basically to the actual refresh rate of your monitor. | |
| Oh, okay, okay. | |
| How do I get it so that it's clear when people watch it on Rumble? | |
| It's not going to make your game better. | |
| So turn off Vsync, turn off triple buffering, turn on reduced buffering. | |
| I just want to show that the audience, when they're watching, I want the audience, when they're watching, I want them to have the highest quality shit. | |
| How do I do that? | |
| The highest quality graphics is going to lower your frames, though. | |
| No, I want them to see the best. | |
| I mean, his internet's pretty good, so it doesn't really matter, you know? | |
| Well, it's not about the internet. | |
| The internet is going to affect the bitrate. | |
| He's probably got a high quality PC, too, you know? | |
| Yeah, I assume he does. | |
| He's getting a decent amount of frames. | |
| But if you go to graphics quality, then you can adjust your stuff up or down depending on how you want it. | |
| The higher it is, the less frames you're going to get. | |
| Epic's the highest. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright, let me get somebody in here real quick. | |
| Let's see. | |
| I mean, I still get heliframes and I don't run on the low settings, but I'm running a 4080. | |
| So. | |
| I was going to add late night. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Late night Mike, but I think he's gone. | |
| Late night Mike, I think he's gone. | |
| Late night Mike, I think he's gone. | |
| Did anyone else want to play? | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Kathis wants to play. | |
| Alright, you better not be trash, nigga. | |
| Let's see. | |
| I got him in. | |
| Actually, Dio's not trash, though. | |
| He's doing pretty good. | |
| Yo, uh, Kathis, you in here? | |
| You got a mic? | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| What's up? | |
| What's up, man? | |
| What do you normally play? | |
| Uh, I normally play whatever. | |
| I don't really specialize in anything. | |
| Can you make your profile public? | |
| Uh, how do I do that? | |
| Just pick your cues. | |
| You don't know how to make your profile public? | |
| That's a bad sign, bro. | |
| Go to your career profile, I think. | |
| You gotta go to options, I'm pretty sure, and then you gotta go to social. | |
| And then you go to career profile visibility and turn it to public. | |
| public. | |
| Alright, I switched it. | |
| It says private, it might take a second to update. | |
| I got it. | |
| He's flat. | |
| Flat tank, flat damage, and then, uh, gold support. | |
| Yeah, I'm hard stuck gold support, unfortunately. | |
| Fucking climbed from fucking, like, gold to, like, low diamond on Zen one season with, like, a 90% win rate. | |
| I just fucking started carrying every game on Zen. | |
| I really like playing Mercy as support, but you just cannot rank up with her. | |
| She's trash, bro. | |
| That's fucking worse to ruin the game unless if you're high yellow with people that can actually aim. | |
| All right, we got a game. | |
| Alright, faggots. | |
| Oh my god, I'm tank again. | |
| This is so fucking gay, dude. | |
| It wouldn't let me Q for anything but damage. | |
| And we have cat in Join team chat for our mercy I | |
| We join and she's not in here. | |
| You guys going back? | |
| Group chat? | |
| I mean, there's no difference. | |
| She might come back. | |
| Or she might join at one point. | |
| That's the problem at this level. | |
| All the kids are retards and never enchanted. | |
| No. | |
| It gets better when you get in. | |
| What do you guys want to hold right here? | |
| What about plat? | |
| But they get more toxic. | |
| Hold here. | |
| Everybody's like friendly. | |
| No, play the corner up here. | |
| Play here. | |
| And then you can back off if you need to. | |
| They got a Bastion, my shield's gonna get melted. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| If those turns out, just, uh, wall. | |
| We have a Mei, that's a good counter for Bastion. | |
| Oh, Shill gone, Shill gone. | |
| I've got to go on a flanker, I'm not getting any damage here. | |
| Stay behind me, friends! | |
| Gazing the enemy! | |
| Shield going down. | |
| Nobody's dying but they're not moving the cart so we can do this all game in too long so they're not moving it. | |
| Oh, he's blocked off. | |
| Get off me. | |
| Ah, he threw the immortality shield. | |
| One bat. | |
| I could kill Oh fuck me Got him People save. | |
| Res him, res him. | |
| Shield up, shield up. | |
| Don't worry about me. | |
| Stay on Ryan, Richie. | |
| Yo, soldier's up here. | |
| You're a little far ahead. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, I wanted that Bastion dead, but he kept getting pocketed. | |
| Well, he got me a lot of ult charge, I'll tell you that. | |
| Fucking scrub. | |
| Back up a bit, guys, until I come back. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Living here is really good. | |
| This is really good. | |
| I got hammered down. | |
| I got hammered down. | |
| I got ult. | |
| I got the mansion? | |
| On tank? | |
| Soldier, soldier over here. | |
| You're running like a little bitch. | |
| Big hammer Nice good kill That's not a little for next fight Bastion's up here. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| I got it Should have known he was coming back I'm the one that killed him. | |
| I have a wizard. | |
| My shield's gonna go down. | |
| I'm gonna put it down. | |
| I'm gonna put it down. | |
| Alright, Shield's almost up. | |
| We got Ram here? | |
| Yo, Ram is? | |
| Lock off. | |
| Yup, yup, yup. | |
| I'm smacking him. | |
| I'm smacking him. | |
| There's a soldier behind. | |
| He might be over attack budget Carrico gone I'm 5 HP. I'm dead though. | |
| But there, Kiriko's gone. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Yeah, we got a little scramble. | |
| Just to reset. | |
| Yo, they got 30 seconds left. | |
| I'm gonna drop down on them. | |
| I'm gonna drop down on them. | |
| I'm gonna drop down We need to back up and wait for him to get back Yeah, play for next. | |
| He's coming back. | |
| Alright, I'm coming back. | |
| I thought you guys were going to push him on me. | |
| Are you all good? | |
| Fuck off Bullshit. | |
| Yup. | |
| Shit. | |
| Didn't mean to do that. | |
| Meant to do a flame strike. | |
| You can cancel charge now. | |
| Fat hammer. | |
| Fat hammer. | |
| Nice, well played. | |
| Good job. | |
| They're all dead. | |
| I killed all of them. | |
| They're getting high. | |
| Play up here if you can, right? | |
| Yeah, I'll run too. | |
| Yo, they're all right here. | |
| Because they're all coming up high, so if you just play this corner right here, we'll deny the high ground from them. | |
| Don't force it too much, yeah, because they might rotate low, but just play this corner. | |
| Oh, Orisa. | |
| I'm behind her. | |
| She don't even know. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| He's got a soldier's landing. | |
| Soldier gone. | |
| Get right, faggot. | |
| Come here, Kuriko, you whore. | |
| Rissa? | |
| Yeah, you bitch. | |
| Better run. | |
| He's on a Rissa. | |
| Rissa on my ass. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| You got her. | |
| You got her. | |
| She got greedy. | |
| Soldier up top. | |
| Hold on. | |
| I'm about to throw a flame strike. | |
| I got another hammer. | |
| Oh, massive. | |
| Go in. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Oh god, they're all in here. | |
| Back up. | |
| Fuck, yeah. | |
| Chris is going to get the rest. | |
| We need cart. | |
| We need cart. | |
| Chris is on cart. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Oh god, okay. | |
| That's fine. | |
| It was almost a good play. | |
| We almost stopped them from touching there. | |
| Come on, Bastion now. | |
| Touch the last second if you can, Ryan. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna touch it right now. | |
| I'm pushing on. | |
| They're breaking a shield. | |
| Yeah, you got Mercy with you. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Wow. | |
| All fuckin' of them are shooting at me. | |
| Can we contest or not? | |
| We put them into OT right there. | |
| We can stop this. | |
| We only have a minute. | |
| It's unfortunate you couldn't keep you up there. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Literally all five of them shot at me. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| I'm backing up. | |
| Yeah, you're... | |
| Are you guys ready? | |
| Yeah. | |
| As soon as Mercy gets back here. | |
| Mercy here, come here. | |
| Sit on me. | |
| Shit, back up. | |
| I got you, I got you. | |
| Got your shields up. | |
| Shields breaking. | |
| We got a healer down. | |
| I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. | |
| Aristar gone. | |
| I killed three. | |
| More rooms on the right side. | |
| Alright, he's dead. | |
| We got 20 seconds. | |
| I'm holding here. | |
| Me and Bash are coming here. | |
| I got a nano for the next fight. | |
| Ah shit, they're gonna destroy my shield. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Res if you can. | |
| Nice, I got one. | |
| Oh, they couldn't touch it. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| Stop. | |
| Stop the fucking... | |
| He was running on the top trying to get to it and I fucking body blocked him. | |
| Select your hero. | |
| Alright. | |
| We're on attack. | |
| Can anyone play Genji well? | |
| Nah. | |
| Tracer? | |
| I can play whatever you want. | |
| I say we just dive on these faggots. | |
| I'm done. | |
| I mean, I could play Reaper, too. | |
| Let's see what they're doing. | |
| We can get a Genji. | |
| They were running like Baptiste and shit. | |
| It's hard to dive. | |
| Ooh, Baptiste. | |
| Yeah, because he literally just fucking puts his field down, right? | |
| His immortality field. | |
| I'll try this. | |
| Let's see what they have. | |
| Let's get this mission started. | |
| They're running Bastion still. | |
| They are? | |
| Yeah, I would swap off the Winston right away if they're running Bastion. | |
| You're not going to be able to die. | |
| They're just going to blow your shield up and then it's going to be over. | |
| Let's see. | |
| So I see Baptiste. | |
| Soldier. | |
| I'm about to jump on that soldier right now. | |
| He don't even know it. | |
| Oh, Bastion's there too. | |
| Good kill! | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I'm on Moira. | |
| That bitch is dying. | |
| Can you res? | |
| Can you res? | |
| I'm back. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| Guys, thank you. | |
| Thank you. | |
| They're all over me right now. | |
| Moira dead. | |
| Moira dead. | |
| Get that first. | |
| Yo, payloads not moving. | |
| I'm gonna go payload. | |
| Yeah, please. | |
| Yeah, they're too fit. | |
| Yo, they're so focused on me right now, bro. | |
| Get right back here! | |
| Good kill! | |
| Well played! | |
| They're so fucking... | |
| Yo, Katthis, you wanna help me with this? | |
| Yep. | |
| Thank you, sir. | |
| Tell me when they're... | |
| I'm gonna literally jump on them as soon as I... I think they're top. | |
| They're top right now? | |
| I think. | |
| Steady. | |
| Yep. | |
| Let's switch the D.Va. | |
| Not that bad of a counterpart. | |
| Much appreciate. | |
| They're scared to push me because I'm with the Reaper. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you Reaper. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Unless they come down. | |
| I'm on D.Va. | |
| D.Va's anti-healed. | |
| D.Va's necklace. | |
| These kids are getting melted. | |
| Nice fucking Scruggs. | |
| Soldier's on the right. | |
| I'm on this Bastion. | |
| I'm on Bastion. | |
| Bastion melted. | |
| These kids are getting molested. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Really good push. | |
| Really good push. | |
| Let's go. | |
| And I got ult too. | |
| They got a Zen. | |
| Diva behind you. | |
| Diva behind you. | |
| I'm on this Diva. | |
| I'm on this Diva. | |
| I'm on this Diva with you. | |
| Diva's about to be... | |
| Force Transcendence. | |
| I'm on the Xen. | |
| I need a heal. | |
| Oh, bad one, bad one. | |
| Uh, not good. | |
| Oh, almost. | |
| Oh, I'm dead. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Yeah, just reset. | |
| We got three and a half minutes. | |
| We're fine. | |
| We got three minutes. | |
| We're fine. | |
| I almost made the play by sleeping the demon. | |
| At this point, they were at 5 seconds. | |
| We got this I'll TP when you jump. | |
| Oh, yeah Bastion! | |
| Bastion! | |
| He's melting my shield. | |
| Yo, Reaper, you wanna jump on this Bastion with me? | |
| I'm on him. | |
| Let's go, let's go, let's go, I'm on him with you. | |
| I'll just wait for his mech. | |
| He's dead, fuckin' faggot. | |
| I'm on this D.Va now, I'm on this D.Va. | |
| I'm on Zen and D.Va. | |
| I'm on Zen. | |
| Oh, fuck, he got me, what the fuck? | |
| Him and Baptiste got me. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Mercy. | |
| Don't DPS, stop shitting at them, heal them. | |
| Oh, the Mercy was shooting at them? | |
| I was wondering why I died so quick. | |
| Yeah, bro. | |
| here if you're not in chat. | |
| Fucking retard. | |
| Might be big. | |
| Come on, Hanzo. | |
| Bro, what the fuck, man? | |
| Yeah, you're getting melted from the Discord. | |
| Yeah, I think switching back to Ryan would be a good call. | |
| I just need to focus this Bastion, you'll be fine. | |
| I'm sloppy. | |
| Hey, I'm going Echo so that I can fucking melt the D.Va a bit better. | |
| Yeah, that's a good idea. | |
| When Bastion ult, you can put your shield up in the air. | |
| It blocks it. | |
| Alright, alright, alright. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| We're fine, I think. | |
| Yeah, we're good. | |
| Bastion's shooting from up top. | |
| Keep us low, keep us low. | |
| I got the Bastion? | |
| Keep us really low. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Hanzo's just shooting me with his L's from up top, bro. | |
| We still got him in it. | |
| We still got him in it. | |
| We got this. | |
| We gotta keep him up better. | |
| It's hard to play a Rhine or a fucking Winston into a fucking Bastion like that. | |
| Alright, are you behind me? | |
| Alright, let's go. | |
| He needs to rotate on the high ground and he can't. | |
| Because the shield is just going to blow up. | |
| Oh my god. | |
| We can't do anything if we can't take the high ground from them, right? | |
| If we jump them together using Winston, we can do it. | |
| I agree, I agree. | |
| I'm setting up. | |
| So I'm going to switch back to Winston then. | |
| Alright, I got nano. | |
| I mean, it's better than what we're doing right now, because Ryan is just sitting on the ground and we can't do anything. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| We gotta jump on them. | |
| You guys ready? | |
| Yup, yup, yup. | |
| I'm on this fucking... | |
| FUCK! Man! | |
| Fucking Hansa got me, man. | |
| Bro, like four of them were shooting at me. | |
| Of course they're tramped. | |
| Bro. | |
| There's nothing I can do. | |
| do. | |
| I can't get on point and fight five of them. | |
| Honestly, we only lost because they have stratted us. | |
| If you know what I mean. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Like, they were sitting on high ground, we didn't push the high ground, and they literally... | |
| No, I kept on pushing her, so the thing is, there's three of them, so... | |
| Well, they're gonna field every time we dive the Bastion, right? | |
| That's the idea of their strat. | |
| Yeah, you're right. | |
| Yeah, we just didn't push them together enough. | |
| Agreed. | |
| Yep. | |
| These kids were fucking trash, too, man. | |
| We got next one. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| I wish I could pick tank for you, Myron. | |
| Shit's annoying, bro. | |
| Shit sucks, man. | |
| If you're playing into that, honestly, I don't know what you play, but like a D.Va would have been fucking insane there. | |
| Yeah, a D.Va would be really good. | |
| They had a Hunter, they had a Baptiste. | |
| All of that fucking bullshit. | |
| You can poop them out of their field. | |
| You just can't do anything with the shield... | |
| Because the shield is going to get blown up so quick... | |
| Against the fucking... Zen fucking Bastion... Bap, etc. | |
| Alright, let's see... | |
| rumble chats. | |
| Let's see here if any of y'all... | |
| Oh, we got another game. | |
| Traveling to money. | |
| Is Grim froze for anybody else? | |
| Your face cam is stuck, Myron. | |
| My face cam? | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| Hold on, let me... | |
| I don't know why... | |
| Is it frozen on an embarrassing frame? | |
| Hold on. | |
| He's just like, uh... | |
| Why the fuck is it? | |
| I'm tank again, bro. | |
| This shit is trash, man! | |
| Ugh... | |
| Yeah, it's forcing you to queue up his tank. | |
| Yeah, I can't queue up his anything but DPS. Yeah, my camera's frozen. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| I don't know why my camera's frozen, guys. | |
| let me turn it off and on. | |
| I'll just take it out out of there. | |
| I'll get myself out of there, fuck it. | |
| Alright Alright, where's the junkyard top? | |
| Right? | |
| That Junkrat was underneath. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna jump on. | |
| Bastards on point. | |
| Bastards on point with Orisa. | |
| I'm on the Bastard right now. | |
| Oh, I'm about to die. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| They were weak in there but... | |
| What DPS do we got? | |
| Uh... | |
| I don't know about the McCree, bro. | |
| He sucks in Overwatch too, man. | |
| Um... | |
| Hi. | |
| Uh... | |
| Yeah, John Here to go all right both the healers are gone both Both the healers are gone. | |
| Get on that goddamn point. | |
| Guys, I got the tank. | |
| We got the tank. | |
| Don't worry, I'll just kill everything. | |
| We're good. | |
| I'm on Bastion and drop rats. | |
| We got point. | |
| point that's all that matters here objective a captured escort the payload try again | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Oh, I'm dead. | |
| Thank you. | |
| *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* I'm on Ana right now, dead. | |
| *Mario's voice* You guys can handle one versus three games. | |
| I'm on Widow. | |
| No, she's dead, she's dead, she's dead. | |
| Back up, Myron. | |
| Fuck, I'm backing out. | |
| I'm still walking out of their own double his man. | |
| Got a tree thinking I got I got a crazy Crazy Jamal. | |
| Hold. | |
| You sure it's not Tyrone? | |
| They're backing up. | |
| Oh! | |
| Roadhog! | |
| They got a Roadhog now. | |
| Rotating high. | |
| Uh, we need an Ana if we can. | |
| That'd be nice. | |
| Let them out! | |
| Ana? | |
| Come on. | |
| They're all up here. | |
| Careful, careful. | |
| I can't kill you guys when you guys are up there. | |
| I'm on the honor hugger. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Clear in space, let's go! | |
| We're gonna probably switch to my show. | |
| I got slipped. | |
| Fucking hog is one. | |
| I'm shooting them with you. | |
| Got him. | |
| You're punching the face, bagot. | |
| We can protect each other now. | |
| We're all dead, Myron. | |
| I just reset. | |
| I can TacRiser next fight. | |
| We're really close to pushing it in. | |
| We just need one good fight. | |
| I need you guys to kind of distract them a bit so that I can fucking rotate on them and flank them with TacRiser. | |
| That's a lair. | |
| Yeah, I'll do that. | |
| I'm gonna hop on them right now. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| We're down or fast. | |
| We can hit reset. | |
| Macri over here. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Talk to him. | |
| Okay now we can push. | |
| Now we can push. | |
| Now we can push. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm gonna jump right on the squishies. | |
| Careful. | |
| I'll go. | |
| I'm on the squishies. | |
| I'm about to die though. | |
| They got a Reaper. | |
| I'm on this Reaper. | |
| He's gonna all. | |
| He's dead. | |
| Nevermind. | |
| I think he just switched. | |
| He's making that movement. | |
| He's looking sus. | |
| Yeah, he just switched. | |
| So, we gotta run. | |
| Come on, run. | |
| More, one, more, one, more, one. | |
| We gotta kill him more. | |
| Rein's dead. | |
| Nice. | |
| They got fucked. | |
| Idiots Score three zero zero Switching sides. | |
| 14 and 3. | |
| Good shit. | |
| Now let's get the stop and get a win. | |
| Hey, um, guys. | |
| Let's get, uh, we only got 966 likes, but we got almost 3,000 y'all ninjas watching, man. | |
| I like the goddamn video bro Fucking ninja watchers Facts. | |
| Damn, I'm still frozen! | |
| I didn't even see the cam. | |
| I'm gonna fix it right now. | |
| Alright, now I think we're good? | |
| Yeah, we got it now. | |
| Alright, we lit. | |
| Alright, we're good, guys. | |
| Uh, 20 seconds. | |
| Yeah, fine. | |
| I stood up enough time to get here and rotate high. | |
| Bagot Sam, I'm gonna carry. | |
| You motherfucker, I'm going to play tank, you fucking faggots. | |
| Yep, throw me out. | |
| This is where I used to hold on Overwatch 1 right here at this door. | |
| Yeah, that's a good door, and then you can just drop if you need to. | |
| Easy. | |
| Where are they going? | |
| They're our main. | |
| It's right, right here. | |
| They're running a drop. | |
| They're defaulting main like idiots. | |
| Drug right on the side. | |
| They're pushing in. | |
| I don't know, I need to reload. | |
| So both there. | |
| Their heals can't even fucking look up on the right of this. | |
| Gruck is not me. | |
| He's up on the other ground. | |
| Shield's on. | |
| Or I should be. | |
| I think there's one. | |
| Ah, I get a fucking... | |
| My bad. | |
| He's one-shotting cut. | |
| Now he's gonna kill. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| Down two. | |
| You have no damage to it. | |
| You just gotta play slow. | |
| What a faggot. | |
| Y'all good, y'all good. | |
| I'm with you, Ryan, if you can get the touch. | |
| Alright, I'm gonna touch it. | |
| I'm gonna die, though. | |
| Here we go. | |
| They're all shooting at me. | |
| I can't get any other. | |
| Yeah, you're purple. | |
| You got a shield. | |
| Back up, back up. | |
| This McCree banning the hammer. | |
| What a scrub. | |
| Dude's name is Chill Bill. | |
| Fucking faggot. | |
| Chill Bill. | |
| They're pushing the payload. | |
| I got hammer down by the way. | |
| Shield's gonna break. | |
| I got the hammer, but... | |
| Jump right in front of us. | |
| Aw, shit! | |
| Aw, shit! | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Aw, nice leg grip. | |
| He got our two healers. | |
| He got our two healers. | |
| Let's back up. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| We can, we can stop them for this next one. | |
| I got a hammer down. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| Oh, they're chasing me. | |
| I need heals. | |
| I need heals. | |
| They're trying to kill me. | |
| Keep backing, keep backing, yeah. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Good grab. | |
| Target's good to get in, too. | |
| I don't think we can get the touch. | |
| No, we probably can't. | |
| Alright. | |
| What the? | |
| This Junkrat man is a fucking bag of men. | |
| Big kill, big kill. | |
| Big hammer. | |
| Fuck you, McCree. | |
| Anna on the right. | |
| Fuck right. | |
| Come on in. | |
| Okay. | |
| Drunk ride top left being a faggot. | |
| Rotating again for a cat friser. | |
| Alright, you're on top. | |
| My show's gonna break. | |
| Shit. | |
| I'm getting in here. | |
| Fuck it, Fizer. | |
| This bitch is trying to ult. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Okay, we have two and two. | |
| I think a demon. | |
| Keep running. | |
| I'm here to help. | |
| I got you. | |
| Shield up, shield up, shield up. | |
| Thank you bro, thank you bro. | |
| I need heals behind if I can get him. | |
| I got the honor. | |
| Good shit. | |
| McCree, I need heals. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Good, good. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| He's blocked with the tree. | |
| I got the arisa. | |
| I got a hammer. | |
| I'm on. | |
| Oh shit, what the fuck? | |
| Back up a little bit. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Dumbass McCree, idiot. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Smack the shadow for bad positioning. | |
| funny shit tire I got it I got it. | |
| I got it. | |
| Thank you. | |
| I tacked 5-0 for a reason, right? | |
| Yo, jump stats! | |
| I'm fucking interested in this. | |
| So fuck this bitch. | |
| Oh yeah, she's a sad job with me. | |
| I'm flanking him. | |
| I'm with you, Reaper. | |
| Thank you for the grip. | |
| I'm coming in. | |
| I'm coming in. | |
| Yeah, you're purple. | |
| Where's he at? | |
| I don't even know where he's at. | |
| Fine, fine. | |
| He's gone. | |
| He's located back high. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| He smacked the shit out of Sarissa. | |
| Okay, she ulted me. | |
| Yeah, don't stagger away for everyone Out your shield We on this thing he's one he's one oh that cat or the fucking right on the left Okay, Junkrat's on the left, guys. | |
| I'm just holding shield here, trying to hold this. | |
| Junkrat gone. | |
| Big big big. | |
| I'm on Rissa. | |
| I'm on Rissa with you. | |
| I'm on this Orisa. | |
| Come on the animal. | |
| Yo, you're purple. | |
| Yeah, I'm purple, yeah. | |
| I'm on this horizon. | |
| I'm smacking the shit out of her. | |
| *Fighting* *Fighting* *Fighting* *Fighting* *Fighting* Arisa weak as shit! | |
| All they have is white reaper kills. | |
| Yeah, you're a reaper kill, you're a reaper. | |
| That's good kill. | |
| No, fire one. | |
| Big hammer, what the fuck? | |
| Oh, I got slapped. | |
| This Orisa will not die, bro. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bitch. | |
| Let's fucking go, man. | |
| Nice. | |
| Well played. | |
| Nice. | |
| Got that dub. | |
| Let's go. | |
| 16k damage. | |
| Good stuff. | |
| Yeah, you kind of carried, bro. | |
| I'm not gonna lie. | |
| Play of the game. | |
| I know those kids are pissed. | |
| Oh, this dude is trash. | |
| He made a couple good flanks, though. | |
| That's a good flank right there. | |
| Nobody knew he was there. | |
| Literally all he did all game. | |
| Fanning the hammer. | |
| I mean, that's how you have to do it to get value on. | |
| Yo, are you serious? | |
| This is trash. | |
| Fanning the hammer. | |
| Fucking embarrassment. | |
| Pony looking ass. | |
| Yo, how long was that losing streak, Myron? | |
| Man, for a long ass time, bro. | |
| bro that shit sucked man. | |
| Wait how do you get all those stuff? | |
| Get what stuff? | |
| The... | |
| The... | |
| Oh, it's because it's competitive. | |
| You can, like, practice and do shit like that. | |
| Oh, shit, we already got a game. | |
| Wow. | |
| Dude, if I play Tank again, man... | |
| Bruh! | |
| What the fuck, man? | |
| Playing a role I don't even play, bro. | |
| This shit's gay, man. | |
| I mean, I'm still destroying these kids, but this shit is gay, bro. | |
| Can you choose to queue for support? | |
| No, it won't even let me, man. | |
| It says I gotta pick all. | |
| Yeah, so she has to pick all, then it automatically chooses tank for him. | |
| You want to sleep? | |
| Yeah, that is good. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Alright. | |
| You tired of playing, Angie? | |
| The tank on the other team had a pride flag as their pro politics. | |
| How many wins you got now? | |
| You got 21 wins? | |
| Okay, Angie! | |
| Okay, Angie! | |
| You feel comfortable at Mercy? | |
| No? | |
| She's too slow. | |
| I wish she needs to learn how to do the Mercy check for her movement. | |
| Learn Kariko, learn this check. | |
| Yeah, he's gay. | |
| Learn this bitch right here. | |
| Learn this girl. | |
| You learn her, you're gonna be very good. | |
| I think you could pay to unlock Riko. | |
| Yo, you could pay to unlock Riko, right guys? | |
| I'm not 100% sure how to unlock her. | |
| I always just get battle pass when new heroes come out. | |
| Alright, switch the team chat. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Man, I guess I'm going to learn tank today, man. | |
| This shit annoying. | |
| Alright, I'm going to hop on. | |
| Who's up? | |
| What do they got? | |
| They got Lucio. | |
| I see Ana. | |
| I'm going to hop on that Ana right now. | |
| I'm on the D.va. | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Yo, that Ana dead. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| Bastion. | |
| They got a Bastion. | |
| I'm on this Lucio. | |
| I'm on Lucio. | |
| Yeah, get right, faggot. | |
| Baby D.va, melted. | |
| Echo's in the air. | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Get fucking right! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Three of them dead. | |
| They suck! | |
| Easiest team kill of my life. | |
| Faggots. | |
| That was good. | |
| That was a good chipmire. | |
| Man. | |
| Winston, he's good, bro, but it's like, bro... | |
| It's hard to play him in certain comps. | |
| Fuck, I missed the jump because I'm trash. | |
| Yeah, there's like four of them right here. | |
| I'm on this Diva, I'm on this Diva, I'm on this Diva. | |
| Let's focus her. | |
| She's about to be DMech, she's about to be DMech. | |
| Oh lord, I'm about to die. | |
| I got Felicia, but I need a heal. | |
| Fuck it, I'm fucking this Bastion up right now. | |
| Oh, come here! | |
| I'm just looking at my counter, bitch! | |
| I'm still gonna fuck you up. | |
| Get fucked! | |
| Get fucked! | |
| I'm on this Moira. | |
| Come here, Irish bitch! | |
| Yeah, buddy! | |
| Let's go! | |
| These dudes are getting molested! | |
| Oh, Dima, what are you doing? | |
| You want to dance? | |
| You want to dance to her? | |
| Oh, she has to go. | |
| Reaper, she's that mad. | |
| She's that mad! | |
| Oh, I'm dead. | |
| God damn, I'm trash. | |
| That was a bad jump. | |
| Okay. | |
| Challenging, but... | |
| We need to move that payload. | |
| What are we doing? | |
| Yeah, they were contesting. | |
| I'm on this Moira. | |
| Bitch, I'm on this Lucio. | |
| Oh, we in it now. | |
| He has to drop B. Oh shit! | |
| Fuck. | |
| Alright, good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit, good shit. | |
| They're still contesting. | |
| Yeah, they're expected to be dead. | |
| Behold my exceptionality. | |
| Keep going. | |
| We're trying to run. | |
| Come here, bitch Back up for kills on monster over now. | |
| Yep. | |
| Yep To my Oh That's a good rate, bro | |
| Fucking... | |
| Yo, I'll tell you this. | |
| I was fucking them up, though. | |
| You guys can move that payload. | |
| Yeah, you were doing amazing. | |
| I don't know how you're doing so good on fucking against this comp that they're buying. | |
| Kinda crazy. | |
| They should be fucking me up, but they're not, because they suck. | |
| Baggots. | |
| They're literally playing all my counters and still getting fucked. | |
| Scrubs. | |
| Oh, I need a heal. | |
| I need a heal. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yeah, we gotta back up. | |
| Let's move this payload. | |
| I'm on this Bastion because he sucks. | |
| I'm on him. | |
| I think we need to reset. | |
| We're three. | |
| Yeah, we're all dead. | |
| Back up. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah, just reset. | |
| Oh, y'all good. | |
| He was one shot, too. | |
| Yeah, Bastion. | |
| I had him one shot, man. | |
| We can maybe wait for the D.Va to overextend. | |
| We have Sin and Reaper. | |
| They're all of them I'm on this reaper He's running. | |
| They dropped the beat. | |
| They dropped the beat. | |
| Lucille's behind us. | |
| We killed this Lucille. | |
| He's staying around behind us. | |
| Got two. | |
| Got three. | |
| Yeah, I got the Bastion as well. | |
| Huge. | |
| Let's get the D.Va. | |
| Don't kill the baby. | |
| Stagger it. | |
| Yeah, Lucio's behind you guys. | |
| Lucio's behind you guys. | |
| I miss my self-interest. | |
| Fuck Lucio. | |
| Get the D.Va. | |
| Yeah, he sucks. | |
| He sucks anyway. | |
| No, Stagger it. | |
| Stagger it. | |
| Lucio on point. | |
| Yeah, he's dead. | |
| Back it up. | |
| He's one. | |
| They have no save, we can win this. | |
| Lucio is 1 HP. | |
| Bastion is about to die. | |
| Moira now. | |
| Melted. | |
| Lucio melted. | |
| I'm going out of this Reaper. | |
| I'm that ambitious. | |
| Easy clap, man. | |
| These dudes are trash. | |
| The guys are carrying me this round. | |
| Alright, I'mma jump on them. | |
| I'm just the official DVD mecker, that's all I do. | |
| They got all my counters and still losing. | |
| They suck. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Nice ult, nice ult. | |
| I'mma jump on this, Winston. | |
| I mean, I'mma jump on this. | |
| Alright, let's just move on the payload. | |
| We got time to move it. | |
| Yeah, they can't do shit right now. | |
| Keep her TP somewhere. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I'm running. | |
| Oh, there's a fucking guy. | |
| I didn't even see him. | |
| He's about to teleport behind me. | |
| That makes sense. | |
| Oh, they're all one shot. | |
| They're all one shot. | |
| Go in. | |
| Nice shot. | |
| I got the Bastion anyway. | |
| I tried to alt bro, but my fucking alt button sucks. | |
| It's the middle, it's the scroll wheel? | |
| It's the scroll wheel, I should've, I can't do it fast enough sometimes. | |
| Oh my god, there's one. | |
| Amorica would have been big. | |
| Reaper on you. | |
| Reaper on our Reaper. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| He's still above. | |
| He's on the cart. | |
| He'll fade. | |
| Oh, he's gonna, he's gonna blossom. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| Hey, teleport. | |
| Oh, I'm late. | |
| You got one more five. | |
| That's your one. | |
| Alright, I got crazy Jamal ult. | |
| Let's just wait. | |
| I can TP on. | |
| You guys ready? | |
| I'mma go in. | |
| I'm TPing. | |
| I'mma go in here. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'mma go on Bastion right now. | |
| More, more, more, more, more, more. | |
| I got the Bastion. | |
| Okay. | |
| Ah! | |
| Ana slept me. | |
| - You got a more? | |
| - Come on, Ana. | |
| - Get underneath, get on. - Get on, get on. - Ana dead, Ana dead. | |
| Oh fuck. | |
| I got their Bastion under Ana before I died. | |
| Look at this dude in chat talking shit. | |
| Yo, he's mad. | |
| Who's mad? | |
| Dark Instinct. | |
| Who? | |
| Dark Instinct? | |
| How do you guys even see what he's saying? | |
| It's in group chat. | |
| It said, monkey, you're bad, L-O-M-A-O. Press enter to look at it. | |
| Wait, in group chat? | |
| It's in group? | |
| Can I type back to him? | |
| It's in match chat. | |
| Just hit tab until you hit the orange chat, which is match chat. | |
| Hit enter first, though, and then hit tab until it says all. | |
| What's his name again? | |
| Dark instinct? | |
| About to get fucking roasted. | |
| it. | |
| Ah, this chat is disabled. | |
| Damn, they won't let me talk in there. | |
| Yo, I'm fucking banned. | |
| They won't let me use it, bro. | |
| Goddamn, man. | |
| Yo, chat, look, I tried to comment in that shit and they won't let me, man. | |
| Fucking faggots, man. | |
| If you go in your settings and look at social, you might have it off. | |
| You can also just turn it off. | |
| That's also true. | |
| Hold on, let me look at this shit. | |
| Options, and then you say, what, go to social? | |
| Social and then text. | |
| Where is it? | |
| It's social than text chat. | |
| I'll show you how to fix it after. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Okay, okay, now I'm gonna talk to you for this fight. | |
| Alright, I'm coming back. | |
| Alright, he's here. | |
| Nice. | |
| Watch out I'm on Zen I'm on Zen. | |
| Melted. | |
| I'm on Bastion. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Good life grip. | |
| Yup, got molested, faggot. | |
| Where's this Echo? | |
| Where's Echo? | |
| I saw her. | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| She's flying in the sky. | |
| Where'd she go? | |
| He's off to my ground. | |
| I might be able to kill you. | |
| I see her, I see her, I see her. | |
| Just one. | |
| I got healed. | |
| Passion is in the left. | |
| Passion melted. | |
| Yo, reset the one shot. | |
| Punch out. | |
| I'm on her. | |
| We see one. | |
| Get punched in the face, bitch. | |
| Oh, you guys are fucking mad. | |
| Get molested, faggots. | |
| Oh, what was that? | |
| Life care. | |
| Good job. | |
| That was my bad. | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Get melted! | |
| Yo, we almost have four ults. | |
| We got this. | |
| Come here, Hanzo! | |
| Uh... | |
| Yeah, come back now. | |
| Watch out, watch out. | |
| Thank you, good grip. | |
| Aw, I hit them niggas with the Hamas missiles. | |
| Haha! | |
| Zen get melted, faggot! | |
| Oh, let's go! | |
| On to HP! Oh lord, I'm about to die! | |
| The Echo's still up here, I think. | |
| Yeah, there she is. | |
| I'm on the Zeva. | |
| She's one, she's one. | |
| I got the Echo. | |
| I'm on Zen. | |
| I know the Zen is mad! | |
| I know you're mad, boy! | |
| Come here, Hanzo! | |
| You bow and arrow faggot! | |
| Get right, faggot! | |
| Let's go! | |
| You niggas are trash! | |
| Oh, what's up, Bastion? | |
| Get melted! | |
| Let's go! | |
| You guys are getting this big black monkey dick, you faggots! | |
| How y'all like that slave? | |
| M1's M1! Come here, boy! | |
| Yeah, run back in your base, bitch! | |
| The Onigas can't even leave the base, you fucking scrubs! | |
| Whatcha gonna do? | |
| When monkey runs wild on you? | |
| Get right back and let's go! | |
| Crazy Jamal in the house! | |
| Whatcha gonna do? | |
| Come here, gun grab more! | |
| Oh shit, I'm dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Oh no, I'm not! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Heal me, heal me, motherfuckers! | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| That sucks. | |
| Your tree went down the second and went off. | |
| That sucks. | |
| Oh, that sucks. | |
| You guys hiding behind a tree? | |
| Yeah. | |
| I was going, eh, shit. | |
| Oh, she was up, but it went down the second half and it blew up, so, uh... | |
| We're hiding behind a more indestructible object. | |
| Do we have everybody here? | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah, we're here. | |
| Yep. | |
| Alright. | |
| We almost have two DPS old. | |
| Fuck me. | |
| Hilarious one shot. | |
| Thank you, bro. | |
| Uh, you're gone. | |
| You're going to backline. | |
| I know this- Oh, Bastion is weak. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| I got you, I got you with the- Nigga hit him with the fucking Palestine missiles! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Free Palestine, baby! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuck that boy up, man. | |
| They got it. | |
| They gotta back up. | |
| Back up. | |
| Yo, we put him into overtime. | |
| We're fine. | |
| Yeah, we did. | |
| Yo, Dio, next time you use the Bastion, oh, dude, you gotta scream a low-up for it, bro. | |
| You know a pro player that actually got banned from League for sharing that input in a call game? | |
| Ah, fuck League. | |
| They're a bunch of faggots anyway. | |
| Who cares? | |
| It means praise God, bro. | |
| I'm with you, bro. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| I know they focused me so hard right there. | |
| It's all good. | |
| They're mad that you blew them up last game. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| That demon just got you. | |
| Bastion's about to get raped. | |
| Kirka with the D.Va in behind. | |
| Kirka with the D.Va behind. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| They're pocketing that fucking Bastion now. | |
| Oh yeah. | |
| They're pocketing him hard. | |
| Because I kept fucking him up last round. | |
| It's never too late to try again! | |
| Thank you, thank you! | |
| Kiggle on my ass! | |
| Watch out for the ult! | |
| Oh fuck me! | |
| There's no such thing right now. | |
| Fuck. | |
| All good, all good. | |
| I stole a cart the whole time there. | |
| Big tree, big tree, plan the tree, plan the tree. | |
| Oh god, Reaper. | |
| It didn't last enough. | |
| I tried my best. | |
| I'm gonna just contest this shit. | |
| Yeah, stay in the environment. | |
| I'm on it. | |
| I'm on here. | |
| I'm just on here. | |
| Trying to survive. | |
| Oh, Bash me in the top right. | |
| This Pirco didn't say anything. | |
| Bash me dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| I'm about to die. | |
| Ah, nice try too. | |
| Alright. | |
| Patricks ate my ult. | |
| I hate that that can happen. | |
| Further experimentation required. | |
| Bro, they're still talking shit. | |
| Alright. | |
| They're faggots, bro. | |
| nice try here I go right from the far oh what the fuck guys Guys, guys, guys, we didn't touch it! | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I got melted so hard. | |
| God damn it, man. | |
| Shit. | |
| This kid sucks That was a crazy bomb If you want to check hey Dammit, they got faggot blocked. | |
| Spelled it with a PH. And then text chat. | |
| And then make sure that match text chat is on. | |
| No, I fixed that shit right away. | |
| You got the chat out in time. | |
| Yeah, I got it. | |
| I'm from. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| I'm tired of playing tank, bro. | |
| This shit's gay, man. | |
| You got the luckiest bomb. | |
| We could play unranked if you... | |
| Go open roll again, and then I'll play Jack. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| Open roll, too. | |
| I can't play... | |
| Oh, you can't even pick it. | |
| Hmm Grip what rank is your tank? | |
| I Eddie, Gliz, Hans? | |
| Invite me? | |
| Uh, it's Platt. | |
| Yeah, I think both of our tanks... | |
| I think all three of our tanks are just too high for him to pick anything else. | |
| Might be the issue, yeah. | |
| Holy, some Sneako shade in the chat here. - I'm sorry. | |
| Eddie Gliz Hans. | |
| Let me look here. | |
| I don't even see you in here, nigga. | |
| What are you talking about? | |
| Oh, here you are. | |
| Now, I won't let me cue at all with you in here, Eddie Gliz. | |
| See, you guys can see here, clearly I'm not a bronze. | |
| I should be liking fucking silver or platinum, but fucking... | |
| I keep getting... | |
| destroyed by fucking having shitty teammates. | |
| Yeah, I'd say you're definitely not bronze. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, I gotta get my mechanical skills better. | |
| I gotta get my mechanical skills better. | |
| That's the main thing with moving and shit like that. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Here, we could play... | |
| You're also a DPS player, so, you know, playing tank isn't what you do. | |
| Yeah, it's just trash. | |
| I could play healer. | |
| I'm a mean Ana, but, yeah, I can't fucking do this other shit. | |
| Here, we'll play a quick play real fast. | |
| Let me take a quick piss and shit. | |
| Sure. | |
| Hello? | |
| Um, Angie, can you reach out for me? | |
| Sure. | |
| Yeah, we can hear you, Glizzy. | |
| Glizzy. | |
| Oh yeah, I forgot I got pushed to talk on. | |
| Well, I don't think my mic is working right now, so... | |
| We hear you, Angie. | |
| Wait, I can hear anything. | |
| Are we playing with Angie? | |
| Hi. | |
| No, he's just taking a piss. | |
| No, I didn't. | |
| It's not really that cold, is it? | |
| You have no chats Myrin. | |
| Unless they're in here. | |
| Why is this so sensitive, the mouse? | |
| It shouldn't be, it should be pretty slow. | |
| Yeah, it's super fast. | |
| Super fast? | |
| It's gotta be these ones, right? | |
| So, Corjester Black. | |
| Yo, Myron, I'm RamboFalconX. | |
| I'm a plat 5 DPS and gold 1 tank. | |
| I got over 320 hours in this game. | |
| I need a team bat, and I'm trying to get to GM. My battle tag is RamboFalconX. | |
| 1521, let's get these stubs. | |
| Just out of you, dude. | |
| I got a phone charger right here. | |
| For you? | |
| No, for you. | |
| Oh, thank you. | |
| Oh, I didn't know you had one. | |
| Okay, you're gonna read the shots? | |
| Uh, yeah. | |
| Do you guys want me to violently assault Angie? | |
| Do what? | |
| You guys want me to assault Angie? | |
| No. | |
| Yes. | |
| How? | |
| What are you gonna do? | |
| Stop! | |
| You're gone here! | |
| You're gonna die. | |
| You fucked up the Fed Reacts, chat. | |
| You fucked up the Fed Reacts. | |
| Guys, do I offer her? | |
| Is she... | |
| I'mma bite you. | |
| Alright guys, do I end it here? | |
| Is this gonna be the offering? | |
| Is this gonna be the offering? | |
| Myron, stop. | |
| Is this gonna be the end? | |
| What are you doing? | |
| She can't do nothing. | |
| Myron, stop. | |
| She can't do nothing. | |
| Look at her. | |
| Look at her. | |
| She can't do nothing. | |
| Myron, stop. | |
| What are you doing? | |
| Spare her to someone. | |
| We're inferior. | |
| Alright. | |
| W, domestic violence. | |
| Alright, um... | |
| So this isn't cop, right? | |
| Huh? | |
| No, no, no, it's just a quick play. | |
| Alright, cool. | |
| You know what? | |
| Fuck it. | |
| Let me roll McCree real fast. | |
| I can actually play something else. | |
| He's trash, bro. | |
| But you know what? | |
| Brings back good memories. | |
| True. | |
| Huh? | |
| Oh, you wanna play? | |
| Play with us? | |
| Alright, Angie wants to run a quick play with us. | |
| We'll do it after this game. | |
| Yeah, Angie sucks, but she can heal us. | |
| She can just play Mercy and heal us. | |
| I can walk behind you, Myron, and just beam you the whole time. | |
| Huh? | |
| I'll send you an invite after this. | |
| Round one. | |
| Capture. | |
| We're in a game right now, but after this one. | |
| Alright, let's see here. | |
| Man, this brings back good memories when I used to play McCree. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Snooker got no mobility though He got melted Where are they? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Scared. | |
| I hear him on the right. | |
| I hear him on the right. | |
| They have a Sombra. | |
| Getting hacked. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| He got a headshot by the Hanzo. | |
| Fucking gay, bro. | |
| He just spammed that shit. | |
| He didn't even mean to hit me, you fucking scrub. | |
| No time or waste. No time or waste. No time or waste. No time or waste. No time or waste. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Here they come. | |
| I'm with you. | |
| Okay, now I don't want to shoot her when she's in a bubble, man. | |
| Oh my gosh, he's charged up Get the mercy Oh my god, she's one! | |
| Who's Desire there? | |
| Too fast? | |
| Top 500 roll challenger? | |
| Oh yeah, okay, this dude's trying hard as fuck. | |
| Playing roll... | |
| Goddammit. | |
| Goddammit, I suck. | |
| What the... | |
| Okay. | |
| Yo, I got a shout. | |
| To be honest. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| Hand some shots. | |
| I'm handing some shots. | |
| Oh, Lord! | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| This Russian... | |
| What the? | |
| Damn, I got two. | |
| This bitch is too fucking charged, man. | |
| God! | |
| I got two. | |
| Fucking Zarya, man. | |
| Get him, JQ. Oh, shit. | |
| That bitch has been like 100% charged the whole time. | |
| Oh man, I'm trash. | |
| I hit her twice. | |
| One headshot. | |
| We're fine. | |
| We don't need to kill her either way. | |
| I'll tell you this though What the fuck? | |
| I didn't mean to do that This bitch is strafing all over them Oh, bitch! | |
| Alright, that's it. | |
| I'm about to melt these niggas now. | |
| Mercy one. | |
| Okay, whore. | |
| You want to be funny, slut? | |
| This Russian bitch is trying hard, I'm just trying to play McCree and shoot a little bit? | |
| Alright, bitch. | |
| You gotta learn today. | |
| You wanna play hard, huh? | |
| Oh, Lord! | |
| How many of them are there? | |
| Fuck! | |
| We're staggering. | |
| Let's regroup. | |
| This bitch is 100% charged, bro! | |
| enemy turret sighted tomorrow hey her man you guys Oh my god, the awareness, boys. | |
| Get melted, bitch! | |
| Oh my god! | |
| Mercy reds the dyke! | |
| Fucking shit. | |
| Zarya and Mercy Pines. | |
| I got two. | |
| Mercy, Mercy, Mercy, Mercy. | |
| There you go. | |
| Take point, take point. | |
| Hold. | |
| Alright, good shit. | |
| Yo, these kids! | |
| Let me look these kids up here, man. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Ew. | |
| Just ignore the Zarya and kill everybody else because the rest of them are trash. | |
| What's the Zarya's gamertag again? | |
| Too fast. | |
| What is it? | |
| Too fast? | |
| Too fast. | |
| It's all like fucked up text. | |
| Yeah, it's a lot of symbols. | |
| It's hidden. | |
| It's always gonna be. | |
| A lot of people in this game are very fucking weak-minded and don't keep their robots away. | |
| What a bunch of faggots. | |
| Yo, why is my sensitivity so high? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| I'm not even saying that sarcastically. | |
| I literally think there's a bunch of faggots that play this game. | |
| Can you see the pride flags for the game? | |
| Yeah, for sure. | |
| Yeah, it's like every other one. | |
| I'll try to repay the favor. | |
| Han's on the left. | |
| Weak. | |
| Mercy, one HP on the left. | |
| I gotta be careful with this. | |
| Sorry, I know they're actually good. | |
| Junkrat in the sky. | |
| Yo, I hooked the Zarya off. | |
| Mercy dead? | |
| Junkrat dead? | |
| Bagot. | |
| Yeah, you niggas wanna try hard? | |
| Okay! | |
| Oh shit! | |
| It's literally just a Zarya. | |
| The rest of them are pretty dead. | |
| I'm gonna see if I can just hook her off the map. | |
| There's a hooker off the map? | |
| Where? | |
| Let's see what you did there. | |
| Han's on the left. | |
| They're all on the left. | |
| Whoop. | |
| Oh, shit! | |
| Wow! | |
| This bitch is 100% charge bro I've seen tougher spots. | |
| Oh Mercy, mercy, mercy, mercy. | |
| My ultimate is charging. | |
| My real power is fire! | |
| Oh my god. | |
| Yo, is it getting spread out right now? | |
| We need to kill this Mercy. | |
| We need to ignore the Zarya and kill the Mercy. | |
| Guys, is the game sped up? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Yeah, I think it's sped up. | |
| There's this event that makes it sped up. | |
| Bro, my aim is all fucked up. | |
| Dude, I don't know what I'm doing. | |
| I'm a speed demon right now. | |
| I was wondering why everything was dying so quick. | |
| Bro, I can't fucking aim. | |
| I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? | |
| Alright, alright, I'm not that sure. | |
| I can't play this shit. | |
| I don't play for fun. | |
| Playing for fun is for faggots. | |
| Alright, uh... | |
| I'll leave. | |
| Damn, bro. | |
| I gotta get my rank up, man. | |
| Honestly, you four should play together and I should just fucking solo queue and get my shit up. | |
| I'm here because I'm just having fun, bro. | |
| I do play competitively. | |
| I really do not care about my rank. | |
| But I know that you've played competitively too, so I want to help you get up. | |
| That's why I'm here. | |
| Uh, alright. | |
| Oh shit, he left. | |
| Okay. | |
| Damn. | |
| I gotta get my shit up so I can play with y'all niggas. | |
| I mean, we've been losing anyway, so it's not like I've been fucking getting my rank up. | |
| My rank's been going down, thanks to you faggots. | |
| But whatever. | |
| I'm a man of the people. | |
| Alright, let's read some of these chats here. | |
| Yo, man, I'm RamboFalconX. | |
| I play on plat 5 DPS and gold. | |
| One tank I got over 320 hours in this game. | |
| I need a team bet. | |
| I'm trying to get to my GM. My battle tag is RamboFalconX. | |
| Okay? | |
| Just add a new deal. | |
| Oh, no, that was from before. | |
| And then Court Jester Black, your mind on... | |
| Oh, got you. | |
| Yep, read that one before. | |
| Shout out to all you guys on Real Nigger Gaming, because we are real niggas over here gaming. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| The tippers. | |
| Okay, let's go to... | |
| Alright, I'm gonna hit the chats here. | |
| They're saying add water? | |
| Bro, I think I add a water, guys. | |
| Are you trying to be funny by saying add water? | |
| Yeah, I don't see any chats here. | |
| He's been asking for like the last hour. | |
| What is the add water? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I don't know if they're trolling. | |
| I think it's a player. | |
| No, this guy's name is Water and he keeps on asking to get on. | |
| Oh. | |
| I was just about to add them and they fucking locked us in the game. | |
| Watch me beat Tank again, bro. | |
| God fucking damn it, man. | |
| I'm jumping in, uh, in chat. | |
| Alright. | |
| No, no, no. | |
| I want to attack. | |
| Okay, I can do this. | |
| We will crush them! | |
| Might be tricky keeping this bunch alive. | |
| Between the two of us? | |
| How could we fail? | |
| What if they run off without us? | |
| Don't worry. | |
| I have a plan for that. | |
| Hey there! | |
| All right, ninjas. | |
| Attack commencing. Capture Objective A. | |
| Iron, you're not in team chat, just so you know. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go in. | |
| Okay. | |
| Got him. | |
| Got em. | |
| We've got two. | |
| Yo, Myron, you're not in deep chat. | |
| Yeah, I'm gonna join in right now, I know, I'm gonna join in. | |
| All good. | |
| Good kill, we'll play. | |
| Alright, let's uh, I think we got this. | |
| Oh, they got a Widowmaker. | |
| Yeah, they've had one. | |
| They're just not good at this sprint. | |
| Yeah, he's done. | |
| Nice. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| She's doming y'all, though. | |
| Nah, we got it. | |
| We got it. | |
| We got it. | |
| Still got the point. | |
| Widow, you suck, bitch. | |
| I'm sorry over here. | |
| Refer now, right? | |
| If she goes me again. | |
| You're dead? | |
| Oh shit! | |
| Let the key... | |
| My willpower is burned! | |
| I'm going for the door must be I'll see you over Guys, good going Keep it coming I'm not helping you with a gentle rain Over there! | |
| Particle in the sticks Yo, Weaver, do you know the tech to lost me there? | |
| Or not? | |
| Sorry, were you talking to me? | |
| Yeah, do you know the texture lost me there or not? | |
| I'm going on team chat. | |
| My bad. | |
| I'm going on team. | |
| Those scrubs couldn't kill me, that's why I didn't go on team. | |
| I got grabbed, by the way, guys. | |
| I got grabbed, guys. | |
| I'm just like fucking holding on to it. | |
| So we can combo it. | |
| They're doing everything in their power to not charge me. | |
| Oh shit, I need heals. | |
| Come on guys. | |
| Okay Ugh I am losing the failure. | |
| Falling the team. | |
| Get on me. | |
| Ah! | |
| Okay. | |
| Uh, team? | |
| I don't know. | |
| Fuck, man. | |
| Guys, where's the team, bro? | |
| Come on, man. | |
| These kids on other teams suck. | |
| We need more DPS, man. | |
| Going for a new personal best. | |
| A little help here. | |
| Particle interdiction. | |
| Over here! | |
| Bring the energy. | |
| Let the Kitsune guide you! | |
| Agony for the ready. | |
| Head established. | |
| I am ready. | |
| I am ready. I am ready. | |
| I am ready. I am ready. I am ready. I am ready. I am ready. | |
| Particle cannon on. | |
| 60 seconds. | |
| An enemy. | |
| not persons %uh enemy here i and We're out of time. | |
| I got it. | |
| Fire in place. | |
| Got it here. | |
| I got it. | |
| *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Life protects life! *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* Fuck man! | |
| *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh* *Gunshot* I'm on fire! | |
| Give them hell! | |
| Death stops for no one! | |
| Rimming with BioLite! | |
| They have us outnumbered. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| I'm going to get off the scene. | |
| Now one. | |
| Complete. | |
| Yo, you guys there? | |
| Score. | |
| Two to zero. | |
| I am in chat, fags. | |
| What? | |
| We were still in team chat. | |
| Holy fuck, yeah, I thought I hit it to come back, but I just didn't, apparently. | |
| Yeah, that was trash, man, guys. | |
| I was wondering why it was so fucking quiet. | |
| We almost pushed the whole fucking map. | |
| Honestly, it's very runnable. | |
| I've never been more ready for adventure. | |
| Alright. | |
| My ultimate is charging. | |
| Damn, I've been awake. | |
| 25 hours. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| Yeah, you've been going hard with the fucking streams, not gonna lie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's all good. | |
| I got maybe one or two more on me. | |
| Yeah, it's all good. | |
| Oh! | |
| Sorry, she's locked up. | |
| Oh, I'm slutting. | |
| Nice wall. | |
| God, that Zarya is charged up. | |
| She needs to die. | |
| I got the Zarya. | |
| I got the Zarya. | |
| I died. | |
| Ah shit. | |
| You guys lost Ana. | |
| Back up. | |
| Play conservatively. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| I'm coming back. | |
| If you gotta let them get another tick or something like that, do it. | |
| I'm coming back on point right now. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yeah? | |
| Alright, let's get in this bitch. | |
| I'm in here. | |
| Just stall me. | |
| What the fu-? | |
| Not how they died. | |
| Reaper got me. | |
| Okay She altered the reaper Okay. | |
| I wonder how he killed me so fast. | |
| He was nanoed. | |
| We almost took it back there though. | |
| Alright, you guys are all the way back there. | |
| I'm gonna back up a bit. | |
| The Metro's just focusing you so I'm gonna stay right next to you. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| I'm on this. | |
| I got a slap. | |
| I'm on this Orisa. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| I'm on this Arisa. | |
| We didn't really, we didn't lose that match there. | |
| Shield's gonna break, shield's gonna break. | |
| I got a hammer I'm gonna hammer down All right, we back them off good shit I Alright, yup, they ran away, faggots. | |
| Hold this corner, guys. | |
| Cause I don't want them to take high ground on us. | |
| Oh, watch out! | |
| I'm up here, I'm kicking popping. | |
| Oh, they walled me. | |
| I'm behind. | |
| Oh, I got slapped. | |
| Shit. | |
| Back up, Reaper. | |
| I got shield for you. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| Back up, back up, back up. | |
| I'm just holding shield. | |
| She's pushing me. | |
| I need heals. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Alright, I'm about to start fighting back here in a second. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| I'm not fighting back because Reaper's slapped. | |
| Nah, I'm gonna fight back here. | |
| Repro on our reaper. | |
| I smacked the shadow of these faggots. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm smacking these faggots! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Yeah, come here, Arisa! | |
| Come here, bitch! | |
| Yeah, buddy! | |
| Let's go! | |
| I'm about to have another hammer down. | |
| How many wins you got now, Angie? | |
| High some love, Angie! | |
| She's still trash, though. | |
| Don't get her happy. | |
| She's still trash. | |
| Okay, okay. | |
| Enemy here. | |
| Nope, right here. | |
| Oh, down the other side. | |
| I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, guys. | |
| Oh, I'm dead. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Oh. | |
| Yeah, you were purplish up there. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Oh, good. | |
| I got hammered down, though. | |
| Okay, they killed us. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I got hammer. | |
| Yo, let me know when Orisa uses fortify so I can hammer her down. | |
| Oh, she's on the side here. | |
| She's dead. | |
| They ain't got nothing. | |
| I got hammer. | |
| There you go. | |
| Reaper here. | |
| Smack the shit out of that faggot Symmetra. | |
| Revenge, bitch. | |
| Fuck you. | |
| Good job. | |
| Alright. | |
| Fuck you, Scrubs, man. | |
| Alright, hold the corner here. | |
| Soldiers, take the high ground. | |
| Oh, watch out, watch out. | |
| Chris is alone. | |
| Chris is alone. | |
| Watch out, Reaper. | |
| Watch out. | |
| Okay. | |
| It's fine. | |
| It's fine. | |
| Just back up. | |
| He got there. | |
| Okay, let's go. | |
| Time to smack these niggas. | |
| Aw, shit. | |
| Ripper? | |
| Yo, Symmetra- Aw, you got her good shit. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Back up, back up, back up! | |
| Shield up! | |
| Shield up! | |
| That's fine. | |
| I can't do shit. | |
| I'm backing up, I'm backing up. | |
| Whoa, what the hell? | |
| Oh, he's gonna block the Macy, baby? | |
| Oh, I got slept. | |
| Oh, watch out, watch out. | |
| Good shit, Reaper. | |
| I'm with you, Reaper. | |
| You're anti-healed. | |
| Run, run, run, run, run. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I'm taking a damn you Haitian fuck the back station I didn't even know that. | |
| Oh, a good life grip. | |
| I didn't mean to pin right there. | |
| Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up. | |
| I got it, I got it. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Faggots. | |
| Fuck them. | |
| Scrubs All right, I'm a And we'll run one more. | |
| We're on a winning streak now. | |
| We gotta go until we lose. | |
| Is that what you said to Fresh the other night? | |
| I took some sleep aids, so I don't want to be trash. | |
| I could do one more. | |
| Okay, we're good. | |
| Let me piss real quick. | |
| I'm just fucking with you, because that's what you said to Fresh, I thought. | |
| I queued up already, guys. | |
| - All right, guys, go ahead and pick. - All right, | |
| guys. - All right. - All right. guys. - All right. - All right. | |
| - Yo, boys. | |
| Yo, what's up, bro? | |
| This is fucking crazy. | |
| I'm not used to playing Overwatch with people that aren't soft. | |
| Because I usually, like, solo queue. | |
| A lot. | |
| Yeah, I just solo all the time. | |
| Yeah, this is fucking a new world for me. | |
| We gotta infiltrate the normies. | |
| Exactly. | |
| Imagine if this game got took over by fucking, like, base people. | |
| That's never gonna happen. | |
| Gotta believe. | |
| Gotta believe, yep. | |
| Do you think Myron's gonna get pissed about being tank again or not? | |
| I think he expects it at this point. | |
| But when he reacts, it sounds like he expects something different. | |
| That's true. | |
| That is true. | |
| I'm not really sure who would have to leave in order to alleviate that. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, I will tell you this. | |
| Looks like we got a game, motherfuckers. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Jumping in, Team Jet. | |
| Yep. | |
| I can hear their jousiness in your voice, Myron. | |
| Yeah. | |
| It's been a long day. | |
| But it's okay. | |
| Is that the Heartbreak Kids game? | |
| You know it! | |
| Yeah, that's his wrestling theme song, yeah. | |
| His intro song. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Yo, so I know this isn't your first, like, 24-hour thing. | |
| What do you do after you stay up this long? | |
| I sleep, like, the whole next day. | |
| Pretty much. | |
| Sorry, say again? | |
| I, like, sleep the whole next day. | |
| Like, Saturday, for example, I slept all day. | |
| So how often do you stay up for 24 hours? | |
| Uh, it happens more often than it should, to be honest with you. | |
| Yeah, bro, you gotta get your sleep. | |
| Don't, uh, get mental problems when you get older. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I'm a fucking musician. | |
| I'm guilty for it as well. | |
| My schedule's fucked. | |
| Oh, they got Pharah. | |
| Okay, this is gonna be annoying. | |
| I got it, I got it. | |
| Melted. | |
| Good shit. | |
| She's gonna get fucked up with two hits. | |
| Widow, Widow, Widow as well. | |
| Yeah, she got res. | |
| Don't pick the Widow. | |
| She got res. | |
| I'm smacking the shit out of this D-Rock. | |
| Fuck here, bitch! | |
| I'm gonna TP on this Widow. | |
| We're down a couple. | |
| Alright, I'm backing up. | |
| Close. | |
| Shit, this isn't good. | |
| We need to get our tank out of here. | |
| Yeah, I already ran away. | |
| I'm making better decisions so far. | |
| Fair one, fair one. | |
| Get this D.Va the fuck up out of here, man. | |
| This annoying ass D.Va. | |
| I'm dealing with the F.Va pretty much full time. | |
| Yeah, that's fine. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I'm gonna keep smacking the shit out of this D.Va. | |
| Don't let the raise happen. | |
| And also there's a widow in the top. | |
| Watch out D.Va rushing somebody up there. | |
| Yeah, it's me. | |
| I'm good. | |
| I'm here. | |
| I'm here with you. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. | |
| Reaper, I'm with you. | |
| Reaper, I'm with you. | |
| I'm smacking the shit out of this bitch. | |
| 31? | |
| I got to get you on me. | |
| I might need help. | |
| I'm peeling for you. | |
| I'm peeling for you. | |
| What is it? | |
| Run, run, run. | |
| Just dive bomb. | |
| No. | |
| Ha! | |
| Oh. | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Shit I'm about to die. | |
| I'm literally 50 for the HP I'm gonna take a health pack and I'm gonna hammer these faggots down Nice good counter Genji, Genji ran. | |
| Alright, we're keeping him back. | |
| That's a W. We're keeping him back, that's for sure. | |
| I'm with you, I'm with you, Reaper, I'm with you. | |
| Whoa, what the fuck? | |
| Nice, nice grip. | |
| He's one, he's one, he's one. | |
| Oh, he's getting fucked up by the mercy, though. | |
| Oh, what a gun here. | |
| Yeah, the guy just got pocketed with both healers next to him. | |
| I didn't mean to do that shit. | |
| I'm gonna switch to fucking... | |
| Oh, good life grip. | |
| Can you touch? | |
| Yeah, we can touch, we can. | |
| I'm here, I'm here. | |
| What the fuck was that that I did? | |
| I'm here. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| I'm about to switch to Winston. | |
| I'm switching Winston. | |
| I'm running. | |
| I got Deva chasing me. | |
| But I'm good. | |
| I'm going to rotate high ground. | |
| I'm going to fuck this Widowmaker up. | |
| And Ender Genji, too. | |
| Alright. | |
| Yo, Grip, you want Symmetra? | |
| Uh, put the turds in the back just for Genji dashing and then we can do it for D.Va. | |
| I could, but it's gonna be hard if I have, uh, playing with Monkey. | |
| Where's the Genji? | |
| Oh, I'm on him, I'm on him. | |
| I'm on this Genji. | |
| Dead. | |
| There we go. | |
| He fucked up. | |
| Widow is on top. | |
| Okay, should I jump down? | |
| I'm on Widow right now, I'm on Widow. | |
| The bitch thinks he can run. | |
| I got the Genji. | |
| I got the Genji. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Their D.Va is carrying them, guys. | |
| 100%. | |
| That's their best character. | |
| She's getting pocketed, too, and she sucks. | |
| She's not good. | |
| I'm just gonna go Ekko. | |
| Go fucking counter the fucking Genji and the fucking D.Va. | |
| I'm on D.Va. | |
| She's getting fucking pocketed by Mercy, man. | |
| Where? | |
| Okay, he's on payload. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, he's back now. | |
| Yeah, he's back with 13. | |
| I'm on this Widowmaker. | |
| I'm on this Widowmaker. | |
| I'm on Moira. | |
| Wow she's got a pocket note. | |
| Genji dead? | |
| Baby D.Va? | |
| I can't believe she's coming. | |
| You bitch Mercy dad tomorrow Mercy dead? | |
| Who's moving payload? | |
| Genji? | |
| Yeah, there's two of them. | |
| Yeah, I'm on it. | |
| I'm on both of these faggots. | |
| Yep, Genji run it because he a bitch. | |
| Got him. | |
| Let's go! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Get fucking right, faggots! | |
| Monkey's a pretty big ninja guy, that's good. | |
| Winston up top. | |
| Oh, no, not Winston. | |
| Sorry, I meant to say he's up top, bro. | |
| You're Winston, bro. | |
| Yep. | |
| I'm on this diva, I'm on this diva, I'm on this diva, I'm on this diva, I'm on this diva, I'm on this diva. | |
| She's out of mech. | |
| Fuck this, bitch. | |
| Let's go. | |
| What are you gonna do now, bitch? | |
| What are you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you? | |
| Oh, yeah! | |
| Welfare is here, bitch! | |
| Monkey is here! | |
| What you gonna do? | |
| What you gonna do? | |
| He's actually here. | |
| No, Genji, you ain't doing nothing, bitch! | |
| Just you on there, Myron. | |
| They're just staring at me. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I got the touch? | |
| You got the touch? | |
| Oh, good shit. | |
| Their widow's gone. | |
| That's a good one. | |
| And I got a kill. | |
| I'm on this Genji behind us! | |
| I'm on this Genji behind us! | |
| Got him, bitch! | |
| Let's go! | |
| Fuck these faggots, man! | |
| Fucking trash! | |
| I clutched that, not gonna lie. | |
| It was literally a Moira and a Genji versus me and they both got fucked up, faggots. | |
| What you gonna do when Jamal runs wild on you, bro? | |
| I'll stay Echo just because I want to fucking keep fucking with the... | |
| Monkey on Monkey! | |
| Oh shit, man. | |
| Section 8 is here, baby. | |
| Let's fucking go. | |
| Yo, I need to get Winston like the... | |
| like a dashiki skin or some shit like that. | |
| That would be hilarious. | |
| They gotta have some kind of like pro-African skin that I can put them on. | |
| That might be a little too racist for the monkey character. | |
| Bro, it's hilarious. | |
| I'm black, bro, and I think it's funny as fuck, bro. | |
| Yo, people are so fucking soft when it comes to racism, dude. | |
| It's hilarious. | |
| Racism is fantastic. | |
| Bro, like, I'm literally out here saying a lot of awkward when fucking Bastion shoots his fucking rockets, bro. | |
| Like, come on, man. | |
| It's just funny as fuck. | |
| I make fun of everybody. | |
| Like, none of these kids never, like, grew up watching any comedy. | |
| Nah, because they're bitches, that's why. | |
| Fucking pussies. | |
| Yo, you know how many times I say fag on this game and people are like, oh my god, bro, that's so problematic, you said fag. | |
| Shut up, faggot. | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, uh, let's see here. | |
| I got a bubble for y'all, ninjas. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Okay, no one's up top. | |
| Alright, I'm on this D.Va. | |
| Fuck this D.Va. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Symmetra turrets everywhere. | |
| Symmetra turrets everywhere. | |
| I got the Mercy, that's a big pick. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| That is a big pick. | |
| Especially since our spawn's right there and theirs isn't. | |
| Oh, oh, oh, that's fucking turrets, bro. | |
| Yeah, yeah, there's turrets everywhere. | |
| Okay, so Zoran running? | |
| Yo, the turrets! | |
| Oh god, we got to get rid of those turrets, man. | |
| They're all in the building. | |
| They're all in the building. | |
| I'm going to get them for you guys as Winston. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I'm gonna go on top of the building and just jump on and jump in. | |
| The Mercy again? | |
| Turret's gone. | |
| Yo, they have no healers, no healers. | |
| I'm on this D.Va right now. | |
| I'm on D.Va right now, trying to get her out of bed. | |
| Sim 1, Sim 1 in the back. | |
| We're losing, I kill the Mercy every fight. | |
| We're pushing payload. | |
| Okay, okay, good. | |
| Wow, okay. | |
| They use their they just burnt waltz Carrico weak as shit Oh god. | |
| This is Roran dead. | |
| She's dead. | |
| Move the payload, guys. | |
| I'm on D.Va. | |
| Move payload. | |
| I'm on D.Va. | |
| Bitch, where do you think you're going? | |
| I'm chasing after that whore. | |
| Keep pushing payload, guys. | |
| Keep pushing payload. | |
| Me and Ripo over here. | |
| Okay, that's fine. | |
| That's fine. | |
| Push the payload. | |
| I'm dead. | |
| Yeah, push the payload, guys. | |
| They're coming. | |
| They got turrets and shit. | |
| We should be able to get it. | |
| Oh, we lost that. | |
| Okay, group up. | |
| You guys ready? | |
| Yep. | |
| They're looking at me. | |
| Okay. | |
| They're burning down a lot. | |
| Yeah, just wait. | |
| They're wasting all of them. | |
| Pushing, pushing. | |
| I'm on Symmetra. | |
| I'm on Symmetra weak. | |
| And once the metro weakest fuck I'm in here just push them away They're just shooting the fuck out of me though. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Damn man This Yeah, touch, touch, touch, touch. | |
| Fuck. | |
| Shield there. | |
| Where is it now? | |
| Come on Big crunch big crunch Oh, dang. | |
| Did you guys touch? | |
| Fuck. | |
| I almost got the D.Va. | |
| Their D.Va was doing a lot, bro. | |
| Yeah, that was their best character by far, bro. | |
| The rest of them sucked. | |
| Their D.Va was really good. | |
| It's 100% a fucking smurf account, man. | |
| I killed their fucking Mercy like three times for opening picks and we still couldn't push it. | |
| It's so fucking dissatisfying as a DPS. Yeah. | |
| Alright, I can see myself starting to get trash, so... | |
| Yeah, me too, actually. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Well, gentlemen, it was great playing with y'all. | |
| I'll stream again... | |
| maybe tomorrow after the live. | |
| Alright, guys. | |
| Peace out, gentlemen. | |
| I'm ending the stream. | |
| Later, later. | |
| Good games. | |
| Good night. |
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