It looks like we're live on Locals, but we're double checking to make sure that we're good on Rumble.
Bear with us here a second, guys.
You guys are about to get a treat, man.
This shit going to be lit.
I am live.
Y'all can see me on Rumble?
Yeah.
On locals, yeah.
Alright, so we're good on locals, Fresh.
We're just trying to see how long it will be with Fresh and Fit.
I think Rumble's live, too.
Let's see here.
Is it?
Yeah, 1.1K watching.
I'm refreshing.
Oh, yeah, it looks like we're on.
Yep, I see us.
We're on locals.
I mean, sorry, we're on Rumble.
Alright, we're here, Ninjas.
We're here.
Let's see.
Did y'all hear that Don DeMarco just now?
Don DeMarco.
Don DeMarco.
Let's see if they heard that Don DeMarco.
Alright, Bill's gave me the green on his end.
Alright, Chad, give me one to the chat if the audio's good on your guys' end.
Give me one to the chat if you guys can hear fresh.
Fresh, say something, man.
Click Don DeMarco.
I clicked it.
It was good, yeah, yeah.
I can hear it from my end.
You can hear it?
Okay.
Okay.
Give me one to the chat if y'all heard the Don DeMarco and everything else like that.
Alright, one, they're saying the audio is good.
Alright.
Alright, we lit, we lit, we lit.
We in here.
Yeah, we're live on Rumble.
We're on Twitter, too?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Yeah, we diversify, motherfuckers.
We talk about everything.
We talk about hoes, gaming, everything, man.
Okay.
Fresh is echo?
How do you hear fresh echo?
They said fresh sound muffled.
Fresh sound muffled?
Well, it could be because he's that man.
Yeah.
Moe will start listening to your auto.
Let me go listen to it.
Okay, fuck it though.
We playing a game though.
We going ahead and queuing up.
Alright, dude.
Pick your role.
Alright, ninjas.
Yeah, they're saying Fresh Echo.
I mean, who cares what Fresh gotta say, guys?
You guys hate complaining anytime he talks anyway.
So, let's go.
Alright, welcome to the first Fresh and Fit gaming stream, guys.
We are playing Overwatch right now.
Overwatch 2.
Let's go ahead and...
Wait a minute.
Huh?
I just heard what you said, nigga.
Yeah, Frost is upstairs.
Is he only in the game chat or is he on another platform?
Nah, he's just in the game chat right now.
I think you have to mute this, man.
I have to mute what?
Desktop audio?
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How do I do that?
Oh, oh shit.
What the hell?
Okay, hold on.
I'm right.
I'm in it.
Which one?
This one?
This one?
No, no, no.
This one?
Mute it?
Alright.
Yo, Chris, I mean, Fresh, talk now.
One, two, one, two.
Alright, now you guys should hear Fresh not being double.
Fresh, talk to the people.
Tell a story about yourself.
Tell them how you kiss dudes.
It's going to be fun.
Yeah, say how you kiss dudes, bro.
Well, actually, I learned from you, man.
And then, yo, give us ones in the chat, guys, if Fresh isn't echoing no more.
Tell a full story about yourself, motherfucker.
Yeah, so basically, my arm was raging last battle.
Okay, this is a lot better.
They said a lot better?
Alright, cool, cool, cool.
Alright, Ninjas, so I am going to go ahead.
I'm going to play Ana for y'all, okay?
This character takes a lot of skill to play.
Fresh is playing Tank.
I'm playing Healer, okay?
So you guys are going to watch me carry Fresh Sorry Ass.
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to switch this to video real quick.
quick we're gonna make it full screen apply Now it's gonna go full screen.
What do you want me to do?
Oh, okay.
Shoot something?
I'm shooting right now.
Y'all should hear like a sniper going off.
I have my music on low.
I think game audio is off.
It kind of sounds like it's silenced.
They're saying no game audio.
No game audio?
Okay, hold on.
Yeah, go to options.
Go to options.
Let's see.
Don't even worry about the top.
Just focus on...
Oh, I got to go control.
Options here?
Yeah, options there.
It's not in the...
Yeah, exactly.
Go to sound.
Right here.
Click it to...
Damn, this is going...
Main?
Yeah, try main.
They should be able to hear it now.
They should be able to hear it now.
Pain is inevitable.
You got a PvP working on it.
There is no one in fear for madness.
I got you.
It's all in the cleaning.
Take this.
Our enemy is approached.
Does it sound good now?
Another enemy.
We good?
Yo, there's a fair above us, man.
Okay.
As y'all can see, fresh about to die.
I'm saving a sorry ass.
Oh my god, bro.
Goddamn, bro.
You got her?
There was a Widowmaker above us, too, man.
Oh, we need to go in the team chat, by the way, bro.
We didn't go in the team chat.
We need to go to team chat.
Alright, so now you guys are going to hear us interact.
You guys are going to hear us interact with other people.
There's only three people in the team chat, FYI. Huh?
I don't know who the third is.
Fresh just chasing him down.
Fresh just uses ultimate, guys.
Is this like a YouTube video?
Yeah, this is a YouTube video.
How do you know, bro?
Sounds like you're watching a YouTube video on your fucking mic.
I'm not watching a YouTube video on my mic, man.
Alright.
Yo, Fresh, what are you doing?
They're pushing up, man.
They're gonna push up.
I'm gonna give you then I'm gonna give you the nano here in a second All right fresh we got to give these niggas some entertainment, so So, uh...
Oh, man.
Let's go.
You're powered up, scrub.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
It's lagging.
What the fuck, man?
Bro.
You guys out?
Everything's good?
You gonna get on?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, stay until we finish this match.
Alright, if you guys can.
Shout out to Moe and Bills in the back.
Helping out, man.
Making sure everything is good.
Shout out to me save about a safe fresh sorry ass FYI guys I just started playing mouse and keyboard man.
I know I am not...
I'm still learning this shit, man.
He's anti-healed.
Kill that scrub.
Hell yeah.
Yo, what the fuck?
This fucking pharaoh, man.
I hit Mercy.
Oh my god, I can't hit this bitch.
Nigga.
She running.
Oh, this isn't good.
I'm keeping you up, though, you scrub.
This bitch is chasing me, bro.
She gone.
Okay, she, she, uh, hold on, but...
No, you died.
Goddammit, bro.
Oh, wow.
Bro, we need a soldier, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm backing up right now.
Alright, so guys, they pushed the payload to the first point, so they have a little bit more time now, man.
They barely did it, though, because they're fucking trash.
And we got a Widowmaker on our team?
Bro, what have you been doing all this game?
Nigga hasn't done shit!
You're whiffing shots all over the place!
Yo, oh my god, you're trash!
Yo!
What the fuck, man?
Nigga, trash!
Goddamn!
Bro, I haven't done any kills, that's why.
Bro, bro.
Bro, tiffy supreme exhalation.
I'm trying to heal you guys while fucking dodging this bitch.
Bro, she's coming after me.
Oh my god.
Bro.
We need a soldier.
This idiot is trying to kill me right now, man Bro, bro, we got a widow maker for no reason bro. we got a widow maker for no reason bro.
That's That's literally her job.
What?
What?
Your heels are for decoration.
You know what that means, Bozo?
Yo, hey, what'd you say, faggot?
Look, how about you?
Okay, look, you fucking queer.
Let me tell you something.
You silly motherfucker.
You need to actually do something.
You need to start fucking killing people, you fucking homosexuals.
What am I saying?
You fucking suck.
You haven't hit one shot, bro.
You haven't hit one shot.
You fucking suck.
The fuck are you talking about, you fucking queer?
You have to wipe my accuracy above zero.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You fucking down syndrome retard.
How about you hit the sparrow one time?
How about you do that?
Dude, you're a fucking idiot.
You're literally a fucking moron.
I guarantee your dad touched you when you were a kid, bro.
Guaranteed.
Guaranteed your dad touched you when you were a kid, bro.
Guaranteed, you fucking homosexual.
You fuckin' faggot.
Yo, matter of fact, you know what?
Your dad probably wears high heels on Sundays.
You fuckin' faggot.
I'm sorry you can't heal!
Dude, I am fuckin' heal!
What the fuck are you talking about?
You got half of our heels heels!
You fuckin' suck!
You got half of the other heeling's heels!
You literally suck!
You're done for decoration, bitch!
You fucking suck!
I'm doing more sniping than you, man!
And you're supposed to be the sniper!
You fucking scrub!
You fucking suck!
You haven't hit this pharaoh not one time, bro!
Not one fucking time you hit this pharaoh, bro!
You fucking suck!
You just got- Yo!
Congratulations!
You got one kill on the pharaoh, bro!
When that's your fucking job!
You scrub!
You should've been playing Soldier 76 from the beginning!
Yo, you should've been playing Soldier 76 from the get, you fucking scrub!
You literally suck!
You literally suck!
Yo, what's your IQ, bro?
51?
Goddamn!
You fucking retard!
What's yours?
It's higher than yours, guaranteed, faggot!
Bro, you're 3-4, shut the fuck up!
What?
Yeah, you're ass, bro.
You're dog water.
Yo, you fucking queer mo fucking cocksucking faggot talking shit about me.
Let me tell you motherfuckers some, bro.
I played this game at a high-ass level.
Dude, you're not doing shit!
You're playing fucking Tracer!
You're playing fucking Tracer!
You know what a Thesaurus is?
A Thesaurus?
You know what a Thesaurus is?
You gave us spell Thesaurus, you fucking faggot!
You gave us spell it!
You fucking trash!
You niggas are garbage, man!
I'm playing a fucking healer.
If I was playing DPS, I'd do way better than you sorry motherfuckers.
You guys are fucking trash.
Yo, Tim v.
Supreme, let me tell you this, bro.
You know what your nickname should be?
Your nickname should be fucking hefty because you are garbage, motherfucker.
You are fucking terrible.
You fucking suck.
I guarantee your mother's a slut.
Your father wears heels on Sundays.
He probably touched you as a kid, fondled your balls, you fucking faggot.
Look at you!
You got to make crybaby noises because you know you can't roast it right now!
Get the fuck out of here!
Because you can't heal for shit!
Look at you!
You sound like you're a fucking homosexual!
I know you're a homosexual!
I know you're a fucking homosexual!
I'm about to carry your sorry ass to victory right now!
I'm playing fucking Zen!
I'm about to heal and I'm about to DPS! You suck!
You literally suck!
With your heels, bro, it's impossible.
With your heels, bro, it's impossible.
How about you hit a fucking shot, faggot?
Your peak is what, Franz?
You fucking suck, man.
You fucking suck.
Your peak is as low as your IQ. Good one, man.
You're laughing after your own jokes.
You're laughing after your own jokes.
That's how I know that you're not a funny individual.
You fucking faggot.
You're probably sitting right now in your mom's basement with your dick in your hand wondering what you're doing with your life.
You fucking faggot.
When's the last time you've seen The Sun?
Probably not in a long ass time.
You probably out there in the Middle West somewhere.
You fucking corn husking piece of shit.
Queer faggot.
You sound like a fucking white trash piece of shit.
I wish I was, but I'm not, faggot.
Don't you have some black miles of smoke?
Go fuck yourself.
Actually, you know what?
You sound like you're black, actually.
Are you black?
Oh, now he's homophobic, now racist?
Yeah, I am racist.
The truth comes out.
I am racist.
Oh, he's white.
He's trailer park trash.
Yep, yep.
I fuck my cousin just like you do, faggot.
Where are you from?
Where are you from?
Gayville.
Gayville?
I'm not surprised you're from Gayville, faggot.
Yo, you want to kill that fucking Sigma?
Go on Google and look up insults.
You want to kill that fucking Sigma though?
There we go.
Carrying these sorry motherfuckers.
Widowmaker was nowhere to be found as usual.
Didn't do nothing.
That's nuts.
Fucking faggot.
That's nuts.
Bro, if you look at the kill board of that fight, I got- Dude, how old are you, bro?
You sound like you're fucking 19 or some shit.
But hey, but you can't read, bro.
You can't read.
Kill this dick.
Fuck off.
What'd you do?
You don't do nothing.
His limited IQ got tested in a battle of wits.
Yo, me and CEO are carrying you right now.
He crumbled, bro.
You crumbled.
And CEO black is fuck, bro.
You're getting carried by a nigga.
How do you feel about that?
Bro, Tank, you're just as bad as he is.
You probably know two words, too.
Well, he actually knows three.
He actually knows three.
He actually knows three.
Dropout.
Tracer's about to die.
What else is new?
Pharah behind you guys.
Oh, my God, man.
Oh, my God.
Sombra behind us, man.
God fucking damn it, bro.
Bro, you can't even handle a Sombra?
You're cringe.
Are you fucking retarded, bro?
Sombra's like Zen's counter.
Bro, I thought you were gonna kill Zen.
What the fuck are you doing?
You're fucking terrible, bro.
You're not doing nothing.
What do you mean?
You're counter, Sombra, dude.
You're literally playing a British lesbian.
You're literally playing a British lesbian whore.
Go open a fucking map.
Go open an atlas.
You know what an atlas is?
Do you know what an atlas is?
Do you know what an atlas is actually?
You just saw an atlas for the first time, you're talking shit now.
Bro, I literally just told you what an atlas is.
Dude, you've probably never left the United States talking about a fucking atlas.
I get it.
You've never left the United States, you fucking moron.
Garen fucking TDO, you got a passport.
You fucking brokey faggot.
Shut the fuck up.
Get the fuck out of here talking about atlases.
You don't even got a passport, nigga!
Fuck you talking about, man?
Start making up countries.
Start making up countries!
How about you name three countries, faggot?
How about you name three countries?
You've never opened an atlas there.
Name three countries, spaggot! Name three countries, spaggot! Name three countries, spaggot! Name three countries, spaggot! Name three countries.
Oh no, you can't!
Because you're a fucking retard.
With room temperature IQ. And you don't fuck no bitches.
Girls don't like you.
Yo, you sound like you're fucking like 21 with a three lay count.
That's what you sound like.
I've been focusing on roasting your bitch asses more than playing the game.
I've been literally focusing on roasting you fucking faggots more than playing the game.
Is that what your excuse was for early game?
Bro, you fucking suck!
You could not kill!
Thank God for you switching!
Because you weren't having no shots on Widowmaker, you fucking faggot!
Holy!
You are trash!
They probably have black eyes every day.
I feel so bad for them.
They have what?
They probably have black eyes every day.
Who has black eyes every day?
You got black eyes every day because your dad used to touch you and tell you not to tell anybody at school, faggot.
You used to get black eyes.
That's dad beating me, not touching me.
No, he was beating you and touching you, telling you not to tell nobody.
Now you're going back.
That's two different things.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You got touched and beat up by your dad.
Stop you all he's wearing his heels on Sundays faggot It's the only word you said Are you scared to say faggot because you know you have such a bunch of fucking mom is gonna come in and slap you defeat Is that why?
Because her armpits are hairy and she's probably a lesbian?
And she's a part of the LGBT? Is that why?
You're scared to say faggot?
Yeah, that's why you're scared to say faggot because you know your fucking dyke mom is gonna come in and smack the shit out of you because she just transferred her fucking gender to a dude, okay?
That's why.
She now identifies...
She went from Leslie to Tom.
That's why.
And your dad went from fucking Tom to Tomeek.
You fucking queer.
Well, that explains why you're a faggot, my friend.
The fact that you're okay with that tells me everything I need to know about you.
Yeah, no.
You're a faggot accepted.
That's what you are.
You're a faggot, accept it.
Yeah, that's cool.
No, it's not cool!
You sound like the most positive motherfucker I've ever heard online.
What'd you say?
I look at boys online.
What'd you say?
I'm a what?
Dude, you need to go kiss some dudes.
I think you'll like it.
No, you kiss dudes, you faggot.
That's why you accept faggotry.
No, my problem.
Go kiss a dude.
I think you'll like it.
No, you kids do.
You are so insecure about your sexuality right now.
This dude, yo, you sound Asian as fuck, by the way.
There's no heels guy.
You're projecting.
You're projecting.
You literally sound...
I've never heard somebody project harder.
You literally sound like you eat fucking rice with sushi with chopsticks.
You eat rice with chopsticks, bro.
Garen fucking T, bro.
Isn't that what Asians do?
Yeah, he sounds like an Asian.
You probably don't know how to use anything other than a fork.
And?
I'm not an Asian faggot.
What the fuck do I need to use chopsticks for?
What'd you say?
What'd you say, Bruce Lee?
What'd you say?
No, I didn't hear anything you said, Chung Lee.
What'd you say?
What'd you say, Chung Lee?
All I heard was love you long time.
That's all I heard.
You fucking chopstick using.
Fucking widescreen eyed having.
Fucking small dick having.
Your bitches don't even like you Asian fuck.
That's all I heard.
Yeah, look at you.
Look at you.
You don't even got a response.
You don't even got a fucking response.
You chopstick faggot.
Shut the fuck up.
Ling Ling.
Ding, ding.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
For the hope of your parents, your significant others, I hope you are lonely.
For the hope of your father that touched you every day before you went to school and wore heels on Sundays and your fucking mom, who went to a dude because she's a tranny.
That's awesome, bro.
That's not awesome, you faggot.
Alright, we cooked them niggas.
Alright.
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
I'm not gonna lie, guys.
I was more focused on roasting them than the game.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, I realize.
I was...
Yo, they had zero good comebacks though, man.
Them niggas were garbage.
Alright, alright, alright.
I promise to try on this one.
Huh?
What do you mean this is your last one?
We just got on you, fag!
What do you mean?
It's four in the morning, bro.
Come on, man!
There is no brakes on a rape train!
Let's go!
I have gym in the morning.
Nigga, you don't go to the gym.
Come on, man.
You can rage when I'm not here, bro.
Nah, man.
Nah, we playing, bro.
There's no brakes on this train.
There's no brakes on this train, bro.
Nah, nigga, you ain't going nowhere.
There's no brakes on this train.
I will come upstairs, bro.
And I'll kidnap your black ass.
Literally, bro?
There's no brakes on this train, fresh.
Alright?
Hey, man.
I did what I said I was going to do.
Two games.
No, man!
This nigga, oh, oh, bro!
I got a headache!
Nigga, you don't say nothing during the show!
How do you got a headache?
I got a headache!
Okay?
I am in pain from these stupid whores that we fucking have on the show every day.
We're on Rumble now, niggas!
Welcome...
...to Barring Unhinged.
Fresh, you ain't going nowhere.
We ain't fucking leaving, faggot.
Matter of fact, I'm about to drink a Gorilla Mind right now.
Matter of fact, no, man, let me get a gorilla mine.
Where's Icy?
Which color?
What color?
You should rest, bro.
I'll get the purple one.
The purple?
Because we on nigga time.
This the hood ain't it?
Yeah, we on nigga time now.
This the hood ain't it?
Let's go, man.
Welcome.
I'll have the black one or the orange one.
Get the orange one.
Let's fucking go.
Yo, spam Elf fresh in the chat because this fucking faggot wants to go to sleep.
We ain't going to sleep!
We're continuing the goddamn show!
I've been up for 24 hours and we're continuing on.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate this.
The show continues.
The show don't end, nigga.
Yeah, they're just going crazy saying Elfresh right now.
Laresh.
Laresh.
FNF Gaming.
We are the most entertaining fucking creators.
We could go ahead.
We could roast niggas on the call-in show.
We could debate hoes.
We could teach you guys how to make money, whether it's through blue collar or entrepreneurship, invested real estate, and we could fucking game and entertain.
I'm better than all these gamer streamer niggas.
I am more entertaining.
You faggots are about to see 2005 Captain T back tonight.
Let's fucking go!
Woo!
Woo!
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go, faggots!
Let's go!
We on Rumble now!
Ain't nobody safe!
Ain't nobody safe!
This ain't nobody safe in this bitch!
Let's fucking go, faggots!
Woo!
Let's go!
Fresh, you ain't going nowhere, faggot!
I'll come upstairs!
Y'all been crunching my hair.
I'm not even allowed to go home, bro.
So fuck it.
We here now.
We here now, nigga.
We ain't fucking leaving.
I'm not fucking leaving.
Look at this faggot.
Sent me a friend request.
No heels.
You want to know what I say to no heels?
Let me see if I can send this faggot a message.
I'm not fucking leaving.
Hold on, man.
Let's see.
This nigga tried to send me a friend request.
I'm about to give this nigga the biggest declination.
Where is he at?
No heels.
Can I? Okay, let me accept it and send him a message.
Let me see here.
Social.
Here he is right here.
Damn, how do I send this nigga a message?
Whisper?
What the fuck is a faggotry?
Whisper?
Oh, that's how I sent a message?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, we're in a game now.
Alright, join the game chat.
Oh, shit.
Alright.
Alright, niggas.
Alright, so...
We about to rock these scrubs.
I don't really like this map that much, but whatever.
No, no, no.
I don't play Moira.
Bro, what's up with people picking Widowmaker, man?
Bro, please, no Widowmaker, man.
Who, me?
I'm fine, but why are niggas picking Widowmaker, bro?
Shit's annoying, man.
Look, man, I ain't gonna argue, but why do niggas gotta pick Widowmaker, bro?
They always do this shit, man.
I'm gonna hit gold, man.
Elfresh in the chat, man.
I'm just trying to hit gold, man.
I don't even know what you're talking about, man.
I'm playing mouse keyboard right now, man.
You ain't better than nobody, bro.
You got zero game awareness, nigga.
You just shut up and hold the shield, faggot.
Just shut up and hold the shield, nigga.
What?
North?
Elfresh, you don't know directions.
Oh, shit.
Yo, there's Arisa right here, bro.
I'm not trying to die of this whore.
Where's the fucking team?
No, I wasn't trying to solo her.
I thought this storm was next to me, man.
This nigga didn't do nothing.
This nigga trash, man.
Goddamn.
Diversity is an opportunity for change.
Alright.
Yo, you gonna get on, Mo?
I can't carry fresh sorry ass all day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all gotta go.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
Get on, nigga.
Oh, my God.
Okay, you're all dead.
Alright, I'm running, bro.
I'm running.
You niggas are all dead, bro.
Oh, my God.
Fuck!
Dead, too.
What the fuck, man?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Dudes in the chat say I'm ass.
Yo, look, man.
Y'all gotta understand, bro.
I don't play mouse and keyboard.
This is the first...
This is the first time I've played mouse and keyboard.
Pretty much...
This is like my fourth or fifth time playing it.
This shit's tough, man.
This shit's tough.
I'm fucking at that Arisa right now.
She ba...
Fresh, please don't die.
We need to get on point.
Yeah, we gotta get on point.
They got it.
Oh my god.
They're gonna ban me?
They already banned me.
It don't matter.
Real naked time, man.
What the fu- Fresh, why did you swing your hammer, man?
Goddamn, bro.
If you swing your hammer, we would've killed him.
What do you mean, bro?
If you had swung your hammer, you would've killed him.
Because I was shooting him too, and he was discorded, man.
Alright, well, this Juicy Banana guy took off the Widowmaker, so...
Bro!
I can barely move with this fucking keyboard, man.
This WASD shit is gay, man.
I got orb on you, Fresh.
I'm gonna keep you alive, Fresh, you sorry fuck.
Come back, nigga!
Damn!
Fight back!
Yo, you better kill him now, I just pocketed you!
Fresh, what was that pin, man?!
What the fuck?!
Damn, Fresh!
Come on, nigga!
Oh my god!
Bro!
Alright.
Yo, this nigga Fresh tried to do the hammer down and got fucked up, man.
Bro, Fresh, I wasted my ult to save you, man.
You ain't do nothing.
I know he stopped your whole ultimate, bro.
What the fuck, man?
I did a Transcender just to save you.
She threw the fucking javelin at you, man.
The fuck you expect?
Bro, the timing is too perfect, bro.
Yeah, she knew what you were doing.
She knew you were gonna hammer down, man.
Alright, I'm up here from this side.
Bro, our team is just dying all over the place, bro.
No, the Roadhog ain't gonna do nothing, bro.
I'm just shooting the fuck out of this bitch.
Oh my god, I'm about to die.
I fell off!
Bro.
I fuckin'...
Yo, we've played two maps that I fuckin' hate, bro.
Alright, looks like they're gonna get this second point, man.
They're gonna get the second point.
God damn it, bro.
Alright.
Alright, um...
Alright, let's take the next point.
There's a Mario behind you, Sombra.
Yeah...
All right, let's get the point guys Let's get on this point Oh shit, here they all are.
Alright, let's go.
Come on, win this fight, man.
Win this fight, niggas.
Oh, what the?
You just put oh my god.
I fell off the map man.
Oh I fell off the fucking map, bro.
I fell off the map, man.
I ain't gonna lie, these Overwatch 2 maps, bro, I don't really know them that well.
What?
Fresh!
I gave you a transcendence and you still lost the fight, bro.
Bro!
Yeah, they died because I was healing your sorry ass!
You over here going becoming all big and chasing after these niggas man.
Yeah, we lost.
God fucking damn, we're trash.
Yeah, these new maps are gay, bro.
Alright.
I don't even want to see this shit.
Alright, Fresh, you can't leave on an L, bro.
Sorry, man.
You can't leave on an L, bro.
Fresh.
No L's, man.
We could've won the first one if you guys weren't arguing.
Yeah, we could've honestly, but I was pissed.
Alright, I'm about to lock in, man.
I'm about to lock in this round.
We're going open queue now, guys, so we can play whatever character we want.
Y'all niggas are going to see me on DPS, alright?
You guys are going to see the impeccable aim.
Here, I'm going to do it.
Matter of fact, guys, this is my training thing right here that I've been working on for mouse and keyboard.
Again, I'm new in mouse and keyboard, guys.
I'm not playing on controller like, you know, nigga fresh over here.
Niggas playing on controller, alright?
Niggas playing on controller.
Elite class, they play mouse and keyboard, alright?
I gotta get this aim going, man!
Your boy is tired, bro.
Getting that training in right now.
Fresh swinging that hammer.
Yo, you're just going to hammer everybody down, bro?
And then this is what we're going to do.
So, Fresh, we're gonna make this difficult.
We're gonna go ahead and go...
On movement hard.
Alright.
So this is hard movement pattern.
If you can aim on this shit and hit these dudes, then you're good to go.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Yo, find your own targets, man!
Stop fucking my shit, man.
I'm trying to practice this.
Alright.
We warmed up right now, guys.
This is my warm-up game.
Alright.
This is what you do to, you know, get warmed up and shit.
And I got the movement on hard.
This helps with your tracking Hey!
Find your own targets, man!
Trying to practice over here.
Bro!
Fresh!
Stop hitting my people, man!
Bro, find your own targets, man.
Okay, we got a game.
Alright, ninjas.
Hey, tell that woman to make you a sandwich.
Fresh, you hurt?
All right.
I can't hear you.
Yo, Fresh.
Tell her to make you a sandwich.
Hey, woman!
Make him a sandwich now!
Are you hungry?
Show your value.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, ninjas.
Yo, fnfsuperchat.com, guys.
If you guys want to superchat into the show, I'll read the chats after this game.
All right.
Let me...
Yo, go on to team chat, scrub.
First, you need to tell that girl to make him a sandwich, bro.
This nigga's slacking, man.
All right, guys, so what I'm about to do right now, I'm playing Soldier.
All right, I'm on DPS right now.
So I'm going to go ahead and take the high ground, okay?
I'm about to shoot down on these niggas, okay?
You better get him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, man, don't worry about me, Genji.
You just focus on slicing niggas, man.
Don't worry about me, bro.
You're supposed to be a cyber ninja, man.
You do what you're supposed to do, nigga.
All right.
His name is Sloppy Toppy.
Yes, sir.
What the fuck, bro?
Oh, man.
Nigga's name is Sloppy Toppy?
Bro, tell me you're black without telling me you're black, man.
What the fuck wrong with you, bro?
Hey, there's nothing wrong with it.
Hey, Omaga, Omaga, I'm shooting this fucking big Hawaiian fuck.
Yo, yo, kill Sejordan, the black bitch.
Kill the black bitch, nigga.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Oh, the Shiniko's about to be mad tomorrow on Twitter.
He said kill the black bitch!
Yeah, I did!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God, bro.
Black bitch got a strong gun, though, I'll tell you that.
That's better.
Muggle weak, bro!
Muggle weak, man!
Get this nigga off our point, man!
Bro!
God, man.
He getting healed.
I'm running.
I'm running, man.
I'm running.
That's not a good fight.
Yeah, he got Kitiko.
Yeah, he getting healed, man.
We on him now, though.
We on him now, though.
Yeah, boy.
Come here.
Come here, boy, you whore.
Zen week.
Come here, boy.
What the fuck?
How'd they get the point?
Oh, my God, bro.
Fucking Sombra, bro.
What the?
Yo, get this manga.
Get this nigga, man.
Fresh, turn around!
Nigga, he's behind you!
Okay, all time!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Time for you niggas to get in the backpack!
What the?
Yeah, bitch!
Where you going?
You ain't escaping nothing!
Oh, yeah!
Get you time to slice, niggas!
Oh, MAGA! Yeah, yeah!
Come here, you Hawaiian fuck!
Yeah, you dead now!
Let's go!
Get in the backpack!
Easy!
Alright, sloppy toppy, I'm with you!
No, I'm not with you!
Yo, we better get to play!
Nah, man, back out, bro.
Back out.
Yeah, no, we're going in bad.
Yeah, back out, nigga.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, man?
You're an ambitious ninja.
Fresh, what are you doing, bro?
You're just standing there holding the shield like a scrub.
Oh, yo!
Hawaiian nigga!
Shoot the Hawaiian nigga, man!
Aw, y'all nigga's trapped.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm in here, though.
I'm in here!
I'm in here!
I'm helping y'all!
Uh-uh, I'm dead.
God damn!
Ooh, Hawaiian got me, bro.
Hey, yo, Sloppy Toppy, what's your real name, nigga?
Brandon.
Brandon?
Yeah, that's it.
Damn you, black man.
You some black in fucking Hertz, bro.
You can smell it?
Huh?
Yeah, I can smell the fried chicken off you.
Yeah, I can.
Oh, yep, yep, that tracking on point!
Look at that boy got aimed!
Shoot this Hawaiian fuck!
Big Hawaiian faggot!
Oh, let's go, Walt!
Let's go, Walt!
You panna niggas!
Let's go, Walt!
Oh, let's go!
Let's go, raping these faggots!
Come here, boy!
Come here, nigga, bitch!
Where she at?
Oh, man.
She ran, bro.
She ran, man.
Goddamn.
It's the only thing blacks are good at.
Okay.
Oh!
She here!
She here!
Let's go, Flappy Toppy!
Let's get her!
Let's get her!
Let's get this Aunt Jemima whore!
Yeah, buddy!
Yeah, let's go!
Let's go baby Oh shit, yeah Oh, they're yelling in Japanese!
You know what time it is!
That Zen is weak!
Hawaiian faggot over here by himself!
I got the visor!
I got the visor!
What the fuck?
Get the fuck off me, you Mexican whore!
I'm showing this nigga with you, Walt!
Let's go!
Let's go!
These niggas don't know what they're doing!
They're trash!
Oh, let's go, Walt!
You pinned the black girl!
Let's go!
Let's go!
You got wrecked.
You got wrecked, boy.
I ain't gonna lie.
You got melted, nigga.
You trash, bro.
Yo, put your shield up, nigga.
You're gonna die.
I'm healing your Sauria.
Oh, shit.
Back up, back up, back up.
I'm shooting this Hawaiian fuck.
Yo, back up, nigga!
Damn, Brandon!
What are you doing?
I tried, I tried.
man They're weak on the side over there.
Yeah, we got to fuck The Mexican whore got me, bro.
The Mexican whore got me, bro.
Yeah, she a pussy, bro.
Lychee and steal, man.
Alright, alright, niggas.
I'm about to take the high ground and shoot down on them.
I'm about to take the high ground.
I got a visor right now.
I'm about to take the high ground, shoot down on these fucking losers.
It's about to be Las Vegas 2017.
Let's fucking go.
Las Vegas 2017.
I'm Steven Paddock.
Hold on.
Wait.
I got to find them first.
We had a country music concert.
Hold on.
Where they at?
Damn, I don't...
Damn!
They got the point, man.
Your niggas is trash.
Where they at?
Where the fuck are these niggas?
Oh, yeah, it's Vegas 2017.
Let's go!
They don't know where I'm at.
I'm shooting, though.
Oh, yeah, dude, that trans, boy, you scared.
Shoot this Japanese whore.
Oh, shit.
Zen is weak as fuck.
Oh, shit.
Almost there.
I got ult.
I got ult, though.
Japanese whore trying to run.
I'm with you all.
I'm with you all.
Come here, nigga, bitch.
Come here, nigga, bitch.
Oh, shit.
I'm about to die.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo!
Moira's behind.
Moira's behind.
The German whore.
Moira's German, right?
I have no idea.
Yeah, I think she's German.
Yeah, bitch.
You want to chase?
You want to chase?
Yeah, bitch.
Yeah, you better run.
This ends now.
That nigga's speaking in Spanish!
One shot on the- Yeah, let's go, boy!
I don't miss!
Let's go!
Black bitch in the back, running!
Black bitch got the fucking- Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh, she dead.
I got her.
I got her.
Oh, good shit!
Good shit, black bitch dead!
Alright.
Oh, what the fuck?
Sombra on the right!
Niggas' name is Eddie and he's playing a Mexican chick.
That's hilarious.
Yo, they're spawning here!
What are we doing?
Oh god, I'm dead.
That was stupid.
Why were we there?
Why the fuck were we there?
Oh, the black chick killed me, bro.
I got the black chick and you're all good.
Hey, good shit.
Love it, Tommy.
Let's go.
You Mexican.
You got the Mexican?
Yeah, the Mexican got too.
Let's go and her name is Eddie.
How funny is that?
Right to soap.
Oh, you don't want this!
You know what?
Yeah, you better run, bitch!
Yeah, you better run, nigga!
Oh, shit, I'm running.
Goddamn, he's getting pocketed.
Haha Alright Alright niggas Oh, oh, oh!
Shoot this idiot, bro!
Shoot this idiot!
Wow, you missed a pin, you scrub!
It's okay, though!
I got you niggas in my side!
Let's go!
Get in the backpack, maggots!
Let's go!
Where you niggas at?
Yeah, you better run, maggots!
Yeah!
Oh, that's game.
That's it right there.
Let's go!
No, you ain't going nowhere, there's no brakes on the rape train!
There's no brakes on this rape train!
There's no brakes!
Hey, man.
I can leave on a win, bro.
No, man.
You ain't going nowhere.
Tell the woman to make you a sandwich.
We're going all night.
My name is Sloppy Toppy, bro.
Yeah, Nick's name is Sloppy Toppy, bro.
You can tell here, nigga.
Yes, sir.
Nigga's name is Sloppy Toppy, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
Yo.
You like it, or?
I mean, it's weird, nigga.
What the fuck?
How do you name yourself Sloppy Toppy?
Come on, that's his guess.
And you picked a black chick, man?
Unacceptable.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pick the machine, nigga.
That's better than a black chick.
Every time.
Every time.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Yo, we destroyed those scrubs.
Let's fucking go!
Fresh, I ain't gonna lie, though.
You trash, nigga.
Damn!
Nigga, what do you mean?
Nigga, I see...
Yo, Fresh, you missed so many pins, bro.
Nigga!
Nigga, all I saw your guy was going like, Oh, yeah, my pins!
Woo!
You're doing the dab all over the place.
Nah, Russo, you better not.
Huh?
Yeah, you can try, dog.
I'm not gonna lie.
Just a little bit.
Damn, bro.
It wasn't that bad, but like...
Yeah, it was not bad.
Alright, you faggots ready to melt these scrubs?
We got enough healers?
Just do better.
You got it.
Alright, let's go.
We about to melt these boys.
We about to melt these niggas.
Alright.
Let's go.
Let's go.
We got a black dude on our team named Sloppy Toppy.
We can't lose, nigga.
We can't lose.
His name is Brandon.
The most niggerish name ever.
Alright, let's go.
That's wild.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Roadhog on the right!
Oh my god!
Kill the black bitch!
Oh, she ran.
Roadhog, I'm with you on the Roadhog!
Let's kill this fat fuck!
Yeah!
Obesity gone!
Let's go, fat ass!
Let's go!
Three niggas gone!
Get on point Vegas now!
Black woman's back!
Black woman here!
Black woman here!
Nigger bitch dead!
Let's go!
Nice, nice, nice!
Let's go!
These niggas can't stop me, man!
Let's go.
Let's go.
First name K! Last name KK! Let's go niggas!
Come here fat boy!
Don't get hooked niggas!
We don't take obesity over here!
Fat niggas die!
What the hell?
Get this Mexican bitch!
Come here whore!
Where the fuck did she go?
Man, she disappeared, bro, like a typical Mexican.
Alright, nigga, let's go!
Nah, nah, that's it.
Look at that, nigga's just trash.
Get the black bitch, get the black bitch.
Black bitch, black bitch on the right!
Oh, I got hacked by the Mexicans.
Hit her with a bomb, hit her with a bomb, hit her with a bomb.
I have ultimate, I have ultimate.
Yo, Eddie Guerrero behind us.
Yo, drunker queen, drunker queen, Australian whore.
Oh, get right, Mexican whore.
Oh!
Yo, kill this Australian slut!
Junker Queen!
Get molested, whore!
Australia sucks in the country!
Let's go!
Keep pushing these niggas!
Sloppy Toppy, drop bombs on them niggas!
Drop me down the black one!
Yeah, buddy!
Yeah, buddy!
Drop them bombs!
Watch out, Wall.
You about to die, nigga.
You suck, Wall.
Goddamn!
I avenged you, though.
Oh, get this!
Let's go!
Come here, faggots!
I got you niggas in my sights!
Yeah, let's go!
Where you going, gay boy?
Come here!
Yeah, buddy!
Fucking tranny, faggot!
That dude is gay, though, for real.
He's a gay character in the game.
Oh, 100%.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He gay as fuck, man.
He gay as fuck.
Oh, let's go!
Who else is here?
Is there a bastard?
Oh, of course they switched.
Oh, get raped!
Oh shit, I'm dead.
Oh fuck!
The black girl got me, man.
Avenge me!
Avenge me!
Avenge me, Wolf!
Oh, she did for sure.
Oh, she did, yeah.
Let's fucking go, faggots!
Let's go, Brandon!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go, faggots!
Get in the backpack!
26 and 5, faggots!
Let's fucking go, nigga How did Russ get played in the game?
This is bullshit This is bullshit How'd you get played in the game?
I should've got to play in the game Nigga, you trash What the Nigga, what the This is terrible Nigga Garbage I should've got to play in the game I should've got to play in the game, man I was cooking, niggas Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's bring Brandon on the team.
Brandon, you ready to join?
Yo, you said that I suck, bro.
Come on.
Play the game.
Come on.
Brandon, you ready?
Oh, shit.
He's not in the thing no more.
He's not.
Remember, he was on the actual team.
You need to add him to- Yeah, I'm at him right now.
I'm at him right now.
Hopefully, he's not too offended by what we were saying.
That nigga was uncomfortable, though.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Yo, play this one without me.
No, nigga.
You ain't.
No.
No.
You ain't going nowhere.
Bro, hold on.
We're ending on a win, okay?
Bro.
Chat is gonna make fun of you, bro.
Oh, you added me as a friend.
That's cool.
I just added him to the game.
He's in here.
Yo, Sloppy Top, you there?
Sloppy.
Pause.
Take pause.
Yeah, nigga, that's a gay-ass name.
I ain't gonna lie.
That's a gay-ass.
That's a gay-ass name, bro.
Oh, man.
Here he is.
Hey, what up, faggot?
Hang on.
I'm sure you're black.
Nah.
Oh?
Nah, I'm actually not.
Alright, I'm gonna read some of these, uh...
That's okay.
I'm gonna read some of these chats if there's any.
Hold on.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Alright, man.
No, nigga, you ain't going nowhere!
Oh, damn, there's no...
There's no chats, niggas don't love us, I guess.
Oh, well.
I'm about to lose my voice for you niggas, man.
Hey, you really do be yelling.
Huh?
Yeah, bro, I go hard to paint, man.
Yo!
Fresh!
Oh, for sure!
Fresh!
Fresh!
Sneaker left?
We know you're there.
God damn it, bro.
I just think you always got to be so black, bro.
Alright, hold on one second.
You can come back.
Huh?
He has to come back.
Alright, let me look at the chat real fast.
Is my mic good, by the way?
Yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
I can hear you.
Well, this nigga's still in here.
Yeah, he ain't left yet.
Yeah, he's in here.
Goddamn, if I keep doing this shit, I'm gonna lose my voice.
Oh, well.
The game continues, my friends.
The game continues.
Hold on one second.
You on Twitch or something?
Huh?
You on Twitch or something?
If we're on Twitch, I would be banned.
That's true, honestly.
What you on, then?
We're on Rumble.
Ooh, okay.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
You're aware of what Rumble is?
I... Ooh, yeah.
Yeah?
Alright.
Rumble's where the real ninjas be at, man.
We're on Castle Club, too.
Sir?
There you are, nigga.
Okay.
I was wondering where you were.
Bro.
Bro, tell the girl to just make you a sandwich, man.
Relax, man.
Make me a sandwich.
Make him a sandwich.
Just real quick.
Come on.
Anything here?
Yo, you guys said FNFSuperChat.com is down?
Hold on, let me look here.
Wait, what?
Don't worry, Brandon.
It's some other shit, man.
Don't worry.
Let's see here.
You should tell him that he's on live.
All right.
Stat check, Myron.
Twitch faggot kid.
Don't do it like this.
Absolutely.
Myron roasts like a 10-year-old white boy in private school.
Okay.
Yo, Myron.
Fuck Fresh, bro.
Shoot the invite.
I'm up all night.
That's from Seva.
Myron, go more or Fresh, go Arisa.
Okay.
That was from 831 Top G. And then Anka goes, love FNF show you guys for the people.
Unhinged gamer.
Myron is my new favorite pastime.
LOL. Elfresh, you about to hold the shield like he has to hold the light when he walks into a room.
Yo, man.
Y'all ain't shit, man.
FNF Super Chat down.
Is it down right now?
Hold on.
Let me fix this shit, bro.
Give me one second and just...
I'll fix this shit right now.
Oh, it looks like we got some victims, gentlemen.
Looks like you're assing victims.
What's your name in Rawambo?
It is down.
It is?
Yeah.
Oh, well.
Are we banned again?
We probably are, bro.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, I got banned again.
Yo, what happened?
Bro, within five minutes of being on fucking Rumble.
I wanted equality under the law.
What the hell?
Nigga, why are you watching commercials?
I don't know, dawg.
Now arriving at the champ, prepare to attack.
Select your hero.
Ha ha!
Alright, alright, let's get it.
Let's go, let's go cyberbitch.
Oh shit, I think I got you up. *Click* Alright, fuck it, we needed two healers.
What's your Rumble name?
KKK. You mean fresh and fit?
No, that's not us.
Do we look like we're black, bro?
We ain't black.
How many of you Overwatch people are missing an eye?
I don't need two eyes to swing a hammer.
Nah, that is definitely you.
I can see you.
What do you mean you can see me?
You can't see nothing.
Oh, go on to game chat, by the way.
Team chat.
Team chat.
Forgot to forget.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we got to be able to talk to the other peasants.
Yeah, we got to go.
Alright.
Alright.
Let's fucking go.
Where is everyone?
Oh, I see them.
I'm getting a turret.
Turret's gone.
Oh, what the fuck?
Bro, this bitch got me burning, man.
Through the dynamite at me Oh shit, they got a reinhardt 2 wall!
It's a battle of the Reinhards!
- He got me with that. - Whoa, you can't lose that nigga bro.
What is he thinking?
Oh, you guys are all fucking weak.
You guys gotta back up, man.
That nigga's about to die.
I'm just here by myself, bro.
Goddamn, this bitch keeps throwing dynamite at us, bro!
This fucking Bin Laden whore!
Damn!
Oh my...
Got her.
Got her, got her.
She dead, she dead, she dead.
Bitch keeps throwing dynamite, man.
Oh, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die.
Uh, what?
Where are you at, bro?
Uh, they got a big-ass tank and we don't...
Bro, this turret is so annoying.
Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
Their Orion is weak, man.
I'm fucking his ass up.
Alright ninjas, get in here and fight!
Nah, I got their uh...
Nice, nice.
I have ult, I have ult.
Oh!
What the?
Well, I'm gonna save your sorry ass once again.
Get saved, nigga!
Get in the backpack Walt!
Walt, you got no health, bro.
Why are you pinning in like that?
You got no health, Walt!
Goddamn!
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
You guys were literally just getting picked off.
Hey, just me and Walt now.
Yo, Walt, just me and you against them, all of them.
What are we gonna do?
Do we run or are we like men?
We fight them like men!
No!
We fight them!
Oh shit!
Sombra behind us, bro.
I'm about to die.
He's the best.
He's the best.
God damn it, bro.
I love him, bro.
This fucking Mexican slut, man.
Fucking bro.
Sombra is so annoying.
Fucking Mexican, bro.
Mexican whore.
Fucking monkey.
Oh shit, Junkrat in chat?
What's up, Junkrat?
Yo, someone come get this Mexican, bro.
I'm with you, Genji!
Oh god, these niggas are all here!
I have ult, I have ult.
Mommy's how many users you don't know Let me get off right get off around Yeah, I'm back.
I grew back.
I really need a much We just keep getting picked off.
Yeah, yeah.
I have ult, so as soon as we get in that bitch, I'm gonna slash him.
I have ult, too.
Yo, are we doing civil healer?
You're on the only healer?
Are you niggas drunk?
Bro, what the fuck?
Yeah, that's wild.
That's wild.
Yo, Sombro behind us.
Sombro over here, bro.
You saw her too, right?
Yeah, I saw this bitch.
This fucking Mexican whore.
I don't know, man.
Astro top!
Astro top!
Cowboy whore!
I literally hit her for so much.
He targeted me!
Bro, I'm solo healing right now.
You niggas are crazy, bro.
Keep your shield up, keep your shield up so you don't die.
I got transcendence, though.
Get fucking raped, bitch!
Someone come get this cowgirl motherfucker, bro.
Alright, let's go!
Yo, she's up there!
She's up there, bro!
She did it?
No!
Oh, fuck!
Wall, she's up there to your right, Lettard!
And...
Alright, alright.
Please don't die to the Bob!
Alright, I'm gonna use my ult.
You got ult, Bob?
I'm shooting.
Keep shooting.
You're not taking the mail, take your hands!
Bro, we're not moving the payload.
What the hell are we doing?
We can get some deals up in this house.
Oh my god, bro.
No, yeah, bro.
There's no one there, man.
I was running Almost there guys Hold on.
Hey goodness Thomas publicist office like that they play that they play Yeah, uh my rendition new one you can find a chat.
Oh Stream elements.
Stream elements?
Alright.
Fuck.
Not good, not good.
Please don't die, guys.
Please don't die.
Stop standing in the fucking lava, you dumbasses.
Don't stand in the lava, bro.
What are you, Mario?
Fuck.
Goddamn, man.
Niggas forget the lava burns, man.
To that, to that.
Oh, lava!
Well, I'm saving your sorry ass again.
Threw orb on you.
Please don't die.
I don't have enough heals for you, bro.
I threw it.
It's okay.
Oh, okay, Reaper!
Okay, Reaper!
Okay, I'm reloaded!
Let's get back in here, faggots!
Let's do it.
I can hear him.
Right there.
Ooh!
Yo, kill this ass!
Get ready, bitch!
Cowboy!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Ding, ding!
Ding, ding!
That's what I do!
I headshot, motherfucker!
Come here, you Mexican slut!
You die, too!
Yeah!
Get fucked up!
Get fucked, whore!
I vote, I vote.
Let's go!
That's what she eat to, though.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Yo, kill this fucking German faggot, man.
Let's go!
Reaper, what are you doing?
Oh shit, this bop's gonna fuck us up.
Kill this bop, man.
What the fuck, Ash?
Ash is one shot, man.
Bitch is lucky.
Oh shit, that nigga's saying- He's asking what beat that is.
No way.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Nah, I'm gonna keep- I'm gonna keep heals.
I'm gonna go a large though.
She yelling in Japanese, but it don't matter!
But it don't matter!
Get in there, Walt!
Let's go, nigga!
Okay, Walt!
Okay, Walt!
Let's go!
Let's go for the Crusaders, nigga!
Yeah!
Come here, Japanese whore!
Let's go!
Fuck, I'm dead!
This fucking bitch!
Oh, headshot!
Headshot that bitch!
Headshot that Mexican bitch!
Move that payload, faggots!
I headshot Ash.
Me and Fresh are coming back right now.
I'm literally gonna die.
Back up, back up, nigga.
Back up toss, back up toss, back up toss.
I tried to hold it as long as possible.
Oh, it's Calvary's here!
Oh shit, what the fuck?
Okay.
How do we not get it, Fresh?
It's fine, it's fine.
We got it, we got it.
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
The best guy.
I'm switching back.
I'm going...
Hit him with the soldier.
I'm going to lose my voice, bro.
But you know what?
It doesn't matter.
Yo, can I add you?
It doesn't matter, bro.
You want to add me?
I don't know if you want to add me, bro.
I'm very toxic.
I'm banned in five continents.
Look, I don't care, man.
Look, I get toxic too, man.
It's just, look, you're very enjoyable to have around, man.
Hey, I appreciate that, man.
I appreciate that, man.
I don't know if you want to talk to him.
I appreciate that, man.
Yo, I got to ask, though.
Are you black?
Oh, wow.
I just gotta ask, bro.
Are you black?
Yeah, man.
I'm black, man.
Alright, man.
We can't be friends then, nigga.
Sorry.
Yo, we don't got a healer.
Bro, we don't got no healers.
Yo, we don't have no healers.
Bro, are we retarded?
Oh, man.
We fucked.
We'll be fine.
What do you mean we'll be fine, nigga?
You got a bow and arrow.
You can't do nothing.
Fresh back up.
Fresh back up.
Fresh back up, man.
You way too forward.
Yo, you know who I am?
Nigga, what are you doing?
You're going to die.
What are you doing?
Oh, they got a tord.
They got the German faggot.
Man, I guess I'm going to be the healer.
Enemy is here.
This fucking cowboy bitch with the dynamite, she's bin Laden, man.
Let's go!
We don't believe in feminism out here!
Oh, I'm dead.
Alright, alright, alright.
I'm gonna go heal her because you niggas are trash.
I'm not trying to lose.
I picked Ana.
I'm playing Ana for you niggas.
Arab slut.
I'm going to Laurie All right It's so thanks again I'm coming in I'm coming in.
Get that fucker.
You got her?
Nice, nice, nice.
Let's go, Walt!
You're weak as hell, though.
I'm trying to heal you.
What the?
Yo, Ash on the side!
Ash on the side!
Oh, Lord!
We're going back.
We're going back.
I'm healing you all.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry, motherfucker.
They carry heels in the house!
They carry heals in the house!
Are you really carrying with them heals?
I'm out here, baby!
Yo, get this Mexican whore!
Get this Mexi- Let's go!
Get the fuck off me, Eddie Guerrero!
You fucking suck, whore!
You're an embarrassment to the legend!
Oh, let's go!
We nano now, nigga!
Smack those faggots!
Let's go!
Let's go!
This fucking cowboy bitch get rekt!
Get in the backpack, faggots!
It's okay!
I got you, sloppy!
You scrub!
You got hacked, but I got you!
Yeah, it's all good.
It's all good.
Maybe Kitiko would be good.
Do I look like I'm gonna play some Japanese whore?
Fuck outta here, nigga.
I got you Walt you scrub Sloppy Toppy's playing Baptiste Oh, yeah nigga's on fire again.
Oh, Bob, watch out for Bob.
Where's Bob?
I got you, Baptiste.
You should be dead, but you're not, because I'm here.
Moira behind us.
That's what I'm talking about.
Moira behind us.
Oh shit, Bastion!
Oh, wow, you about to die, nigga.
You about to die, nigga, but I'm going to carry you.
No, we're good, we're good.
I'm going to keep you up, you scrub.
Wow, you deserve to die, but I'm here keeping your sorry ass alive, nigga.
We have three heals.
We have three heals.
Why do we got three heals?
What the fuck?
Oh shit!
FUNTER CUSAIDERS NIGGADOUS!
Don't die!
Yo, there's a Moira behind Walt.
I'm about to kill him.
Let's get in there, Walt!
We're keeping you alive, you sorry ass nigga!
Yo, Walt's getting pocketed so hard right now.
I killed Torb, killed Torb.
Cowboy, bitch!
Cowboy, bitch!
Yeah, get wrecked, bitch!
Got her.
Fuck!
Oh, I almost slapped the Bastion, but I died.
I got cocky there.
Bastion, yeah.
I got cocky.
Nah, it's fine, it's fine.
I got cocky as fuck.
It's okay, though.
It's okay, these niggas is trash.
Yo, Walt, just want to let you know that you're absolutely trash.
The only reason you're even alive is because I'm healing you.
No, no, no.
Nick, I'm going to be 100% honest.
You are absolutely trash to this game.
The only reason that you stay alive is because of me.
You're trash, nigga.
Yeah, let's go!
Let's go!
Easy mode!
Let's fucking go!
These faggis can't stop us!
Niggas ban us on streamlines!
It don't matter!
We can't get in the W's!
Let's fucking go!
Most entertaining game streamer ever!
First stream, I'm the best!
These fucking faggis are trash!
How do you fresh get the game in the...
This is bullshit!
How do you keep playing the game, nigga?
You suck!
Play the game, bro!
Wait, wait, wait!
But you're about to be electric now!
Yeah, nigga!
You got that because of me!
You got that because of me!
You got it because of me!
Only because of us.
You got nano, nigga!
I carried you!
How do you keep getting to fucking play the game?
This is some bullshit!
Let's fucking go, bro.
You only got to play the game because we let you, honestly.
Yo, are we letting the other black dude in here?
Where's his name?
Leave for something like that?
Where's he at?
Hey, nigger2, you still there?
It was like Leo or something like that.
I just call him nigger2.
Results prove otherwise.
Leaf, leaf, leaf villages.
I think his name is nigger2.
Let me find him.
Yeah, I think that sounds good.
Yeah, your nigger1, he's nigger2.
Where's he at?
Okay, all right.
Can I get gold tonight or no?
Can I? You want to get carried?
Well, I want gold tonight.
All right, tell the Mexican to make you a sandwich.
I think that sounds good.
I ordered some food, bro.
I'm starving.
What'd you order?
Huh?
What'd you order?
Fried chicken?
Tacos, man.
Oh, your voice is gone, bro.
Yeah, he did.
What'd you order?
Fried chicken?
Yeah, he did.
You know it is.
You know that's what he got.
He got fried chicken, bro.
Yo, have you ever seen this nigga?
He black as fuck, bro.
What the fuck?
He is black as fuck, though.
Hey, man.
Your voice is gone, bro.
It is gone.
But you know what?
The show continues on, faggots.
We keep on pushing.
We keep on pushing.
We keep pushing, niggas.
Hey guys, we got a new link for you, niggas.
Give me one second.
I'm about to put it in here right now for you, ninjas.
Alright.
This is where you guys donate to the stream because Rumble, I ain't gonna lie, it's gonna be hard for me to read the Rumble rants.
Nah, I got you.
Hold on.
Oh shit, niggas can see the telegram.
Oh shit.
Oh well.
There ain't nothing there anyway.
I don't see shit in charge.
Ain't no bitches.
Yeah, man.
No bitches, man.
You ain't gonna call me out like that, though.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you get bitches?
Do I get bitches?
Hell no.
You don't?
Damn.
Nigga1, man.
What's wrong with you?
How do you get no bitches, bro?
Wait, what?
Are we queued?
Yeah, no, I'm about to queue right now.
I'm about to queue right now.
I don't know where Leaf is.
So we need a dream team, bro.
Oh, right, right, right.
Yeah, right now, it's, you know, we got the nigger squad right now.
Where's Leaf?
Leaf didn't want to join, bro.
You said the N-word.
What do you mean I said the N-word?
No, I didn't.
You heard his feelings, man.
I didn't say the N-word.
You got to prove I said that one?
I ain't racist like that.
We're banned on Streamlabs, bro.
We got your stream elements.
Oh, man.
Alright, ninjas.
Yo, uh...
Alright, guys.
Yo, join...
Click that stream elements thing, guys, to support the ninjas, okay?
Nigga, you see why I said chill out, bro?
Alright, mail of culture goes, this has become my favorite gaming stream ever.
WFresh, you're actually a good Reinhardt.
Nigga, don't lie to him, he's trash.
Nigga's only good because I pocket him.
Listen, I appreciate the heels because without the heels, I'll be dead.
Yeah, facts!
Nigga, you literally are reckless.
Nigga, I have to be, bro.
I gotta push.
I'm a tank.
What do you mean you gotta be?
What do you mean, bro?
You play Reinhardt like black people have sex without a condom.
And really rough.
Hello!
Hello!
Alright, ninjas.
Are you changing it up now?
What's that?
It's ninjas?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's just us three.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, Streamlabs.
I'm ready to get it.
Yo, Streamlabs.
Well, bro, you ain't Ian, man.
We gotta play.
Damn, bro.
You need to get some cough drops or something, dawg.
This nigga voice gone, bro.
Look, look, look.
You ain't got nothing left.
Look, look.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, look, faggots.
You go too hard in the paint?
We're going to the wheels fall off.
Like a fucking Toyota.
The wheels are going to fall off.
There's no brakes on a rape train, Fresh.
We've started the rape train.
There's no brakes on it.
There's no brakes on this train.
Nigga, that's the little boom train.
I'm not a train, nigga.
That's that little boom train.
My friend, we will not stop.
We will not stop.
It never.
It never stops.
Just focus on the game, bro.
Don't focus on trolling.
No, man.
You can't do both, nigga.
What are you talking about, bro?
Matter of fact.
First game.
I'm letting everybody know right now that's watching the stream.
Don't stop the topic, man.
Don't encourage this nigga, man.
Once you win one game.
Hold on, hold on.
Shut up, please.
Shut up.
I'm addressing the audience real quick.
Hold on.
Someone said...
Nigga, shut up!
Let me talk to the people, man!
For two seconds.
Somebody said...
Alright, let me fucking make my point, faggot.
Guys, here's the rule.
Once you play a game and you win one game...
There's no brakes on the rape train.
You continue and destroy.
There is no brakes.
That's how it is.
There's nothing.
There's nothing stopping this shit.
There's nobody stopping it.
We ain't going back.
Alright?
There's no brakes on this shit.
Alright, niggas?
No brakes on the rape train.
There's no brakes.
Don't encourage this nigga, bro.
Yo, bro.
Yo, this nigga Sloppy Toppy is pretty based.
He eats some tea and some milk.
He needs some milk.
He needs some lemon, dawg.
He needs some lemon tea.
That's what he needs, bro.
Hey, hey, hey.
You know what you guys need?
A nice cup of shut the fuck up.
Some fucking pussy, bro.
That's what you guys need.
Well, we know you need pussy, nigga.
You sound thirsty.
Bro, I really am.
I can drink the whole ocean.
Wait, how old are you, nigga?
19.
Faggot.
I'm a kid, bro.
Damn, bro.
Okay.
Damn, you ain't even gonna say it like that.
Nigga, where are you from?
Not my fault y'all are old.
Nigga, where are you from?
Nigga, I could be your dad, bro.
Florida.
What the fuck?
Oh shit, we need Hughes.
Nah, it's fine.
It's okay.
I'll carry you sorry ass niggas.
You sure?
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, I'll carry you sorry ass niggas.
Nah, we need...
Nah.
I'm hit with the cast.
Hell no, nigga.
Hell no.
Get off that cowboy.
He trash.
Come on.
Play the ninja.
He's not that good on this map.
That's the only problem.
Oh, yeah.
Nah, bro, bro, bro.
Yo, yo, yo.
Look, look, look, look, man.
Look, let me tell y'all niggas that, man.
When I played console, I made Grandmaster play McCree.
That was his real name back in the day.
Yo, Ashley?
Yeah, I swear to God, bro.
On Xbox.
On Xbox.
Yeah, yeah.
But, bro, that nigga trashed now, bro.
Damn, that's what's up.
That nigga trashed.
Alright, yeah, yeah.
Go on the game chat, faggots.
Go on the game chat.
Alright.
Alright, niggas.
Let's go.
You faggots know what time it is.
Anybody else in this game chat except for me and these two black people?
Anybody in here besides me and these two blacks?
Damn, I'm stuck with the boys.
He's not black, bro.
Nigga, he is black.
His name is Brandon, nigga.
Come on, man.
He's black as fuck.
What are you talking about, man?
Nigga, black as fuck.
Oh, they got him Ugga?
They got him Ugga?
Get this Hawaiian.
Fuck.
Oh, they got a Pharah.
This is not good.
This is not good.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck that hoe, bro.
You don't deserve to live.
Oh, shit.
Let's go.
I got her.
I got her.
And she did.
Get this nigga, man.
He's amused.
Goddamn, Fresh.
You couldn't save me, man.
You suck.
I'm trying.
I got it.
I got soldier.
I got soldier.
I'm not finished.
Yeah, they got a fair, bro.
Yeah, I got her.
She's good.
We got that shit out of luck.
Oh, see?
It's cool.
Nah, nevermind.
Does he not know how my ability works?
He's dead.
He literally did.
I got you.
I got you soldier.
I got you.
Oh my god.
No way I'm away.
I'm on my way back.
I almost have ult.
Almost a volt Back up wall back up back up back up bro.
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you ain't gonna live.
Oh, bro, this fair is so annoying.
Fucking shit, man.
She was right above me, bro.
It's impossible to shoot this bitch when she's right above me.
Alright, I'm gonna use my ult.
I'm gonna use my ult.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm 93.
I'm 93 in nano, bro.
We can do a nano blade.
Hold on, give me less.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, nano?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
Nah, I'm fucking dead, bro.
It took too long.
You took too long.
Okay, I'm just going to back up then because...
We're just...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll be there in a second.
They're about to take the lead.
All right, Genji, you ready?
Wait, wait, wait, wait till we get closer, wait till we get closer.
Alright, alright, alright, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
Let's go!
The dragon becomes me, nigga!
Fucking shit, man!
We don't do nothing!
I'm switching, I'm switching I'm switching.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
We might need a second hitscan for that Pharah, bro.
Honestly.
I don't normally pay this girl, but...
Go to sleep.
Oh, fuck.
Yo, behind us.
Behind us, guys.
Get the mages.
Yeah, I see.
I see.
I see.
Oh, yo, it's nigger too, actually, that's on the other team.
And he's dead.
And he's dead.
Oh, fuck.
Actually, I didn't even realize this lead village is just the other black guy.
Yo.
He betrayed us.
He's on the other team.
Oh, Bastion's using his ult?
Holy shit, what the fuck?
I hate Nero.
I hate family bro.
If you play Pharah your mother don't love you.
Alright, man.
I'm backing up, bro.
Y'all niggas bound.
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back.
Hitting him with the fucking...
I'm waiting for you guys, bro.
Wait up, wait up, wait up.
You wanna go left?
We can, because they're coming this way.
Oh, Walt, you're over there by yourself, Scrub.
Come back!
Oh my god, Wolf.
I've got to bail this nigga out, man.
Back up, make up.
Got Pharah, got Pharah.
He slipped.
Walt, pin him, pin him, pin him.
Pin him!
He's dead, he's dead.
God damn, I killed this nigga, man!
I got you, man.
I'm healing you.
Let's get him!
I'm on my way back.
I'm on my way back.
Where are we gonna lag?
Fuck him up!
Get in there, nigga!
Come on, you scrub!
You got nano!
What are you doing?
Kill this nigga, man!
Come on!
Oh my god, you suck!
Fuck!
Damn, bro!
Damn, bro, this Pharaoh is fucking annoying!
I killed her, though.
Oh, Cassie would loki be good.
Yeah, if you want to grab him, go ahead, bro.
He just sucks on Overwatch, too.
It's just cause it's fucking Pharaoh bro.
Cause our soldier ain't doing any shit.
- He's not that bad. - He's anti-himp. - What the?
- Yo, there's a pharaoh behind this man.
I got her.
I got her.
Nah, I got her.
Fuck, nah.
I'm gonna back up.
I'm gonna back up.
Yo, soldier, wait up, wait up.
Wait up, soldier.
Wait up, soldier.
Yo, uh, Slap it.
They're coming right here.
What's up?
Alright, level down.
Get down, Hoshi.
To the left, to the left, to the left.
Enemy ain't back in this place.
Yeah, yeah, get her, get her, get her, get her.
She's alive?
How the heck is this little girl?
Fucking...
Fuck!
Dude I had the fair twice Mr. Nistron I'm I'm gonna use my ulti.
You guys ready?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need some heals, though.
I'll keep you up.
Don't let them push any further Bashin all bashin all Start talk to your visor activated Nice nice Keep fighting Oh, I'm so dead.
No you're not.
Easy, easy.
No you're not.
Nigga, you don't know how to play, Micah.
Alright, let's go.
I got nano again.
You promise not to suck it up this time?
Yeah.
Car's here.
She's there.
Good shit, good shit.
Oh, fuck.
soldier and they're what was Let's go!
Let's go, Walt!
Let's go, Walt!
Let's go!
It's about damn time you did something, you sorry-ass nigga!
I got- I got Pharah, I got Pharah.
Oh my god, Soldier's almost dead, but he's being pocket-healed by a fucking person.
That's fine, I'm healing you too.
Just leave him, bro, just leave him.
Hedgehog, he's hedgehog, he's hedgehog!
Got him.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I'm healing you.
Yeah, yeah.
I have ult.
I have ult.
Go to sleep, bitch!
I got her.
Come here, boy!
Come here, bastard!
You faggot!
He's in the room!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's gonna be over here.
He's gonna be over here.
Oh, get ready!
Scrub!
Fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge, fudge I got you, I got you, I'm hailing you Alright, I'm gonna use all.
Hit him headshot.
They're on the left.
They're on the left.
Let the Kisune guide me.
Let's kill myself.
Oh shit!
I think he is.
He's using ult, he's using ult.
Fuck!
Oh my god, dude.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
No, we're dead that's game I have old sugo Alright, let's uh...
Damn, they got it.
Damn, they got it.
Now, that's wild.
Fresh trash.
Nigga, you're trash.
Press you trash, nigga.
Play of the game.
That's right.
I've got you in my sight.
That nigga trash.
Alright, let's keep going.
There's no brakes on this train.
Whoa.
Come on, get back.
Wait, where you going?
Where you going, nigga?
Huh?
Fuck your food, bro.
You too fat anyway.
You starve until we win.
You starve until we win.
Starve until we win.
Starve until we win.
I'll be back.
You ain't going nowhere.
Starving till we win.
Starving till we win.
Faggot!
We don't need him.
We don't need him.
Yeah, he's trash anyway.
Who cares?
As well.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't need that guy.
Faggot.
Honestly.
Alright, ninjas.
You guys got the link to donate to the chat or whatever.
When I got a look how to fucking I got a look how to read it that shit, though Fashion skins are trash Fuck.
They are trash.
They really are.
They all look the same.
No.
Yo, this is funny, bro.
you know.
Genji has some fucking bangers, though.
Goddamn.
Damn, nigga, don't whack off on the fucking thing, man.
There's people watching.
They don't see me, though.
We good.
You got a facecam, not me, you know?
Oh, bad.
Okay, okay.
BCC.
Yeah, and then just fresh went to go fucking, uh...
He went to go be gay.
Alright, we got a game.
Alright, yeah, we're getting in this, we're getting in this.
Ooh!
Aw, not this fucking map.
Aw, this map is gay as fuck, bro.
Bro, it really is.
Fuck, okay.
Alright, go into team chat.
Yep.
Alright Ninjas.
Alright Ninjas, we're about to rock these scrubs.
Anybody else got mice?
Come on.
Every soldier needs a cause.
If you knew what Blackwatch was up to, why didn't you stop them?
My vision was cluttered by hunger.
And now the world pays for your actions.
In that, we are the same.
What the hell is this shit going on a chap?
Alright.
Bro, fucking not winning that fall down Right Reinhardt on the right right on the right reaper weak man Hey, I'm torped low.
I'm gonna be curved low.
Bro didn't even mean to kill me.
That's wild.
- And the attack on him.
- For action. - Mercy one shot. - He's almost at rebirth, almost dead.
He's literally so low.
Oh yeah, it's nice, nice, nice. - Oh, shot. - These kids are trash on the other team.
What the fuck?
Ryan hard is weak.
Oh shit!
Fuck!
God damn it, man!
This fucking faggot's lucky, but I wasn't on my keyboard!
God damn it, bro!
If I just didn't start mouse and keyboard bro, god damn!
Damn bro, I killed half their team, I killed half their team.
Soldiers right there, he's literally right there.
What are y'all missing bro?
Thank you.
A brain cell?
That's the terrible.
Yeah That's wild as well Yeah, it's my bad and the verbiage on the obelisk is 0.5 multiplier.
Oh, you're here?
These kids are getting melted.
I got...
Because...
Shields on low.
Next up, next up.
You must be done.
You know what I mean?
He's supposed to be like Mohammed I'm part of the police.
GG.
Literally.
Oh, this motherfucker?
Bug is a lying ass, bro.
Let's drown.
What the fuck?
Nanoboost administers.
Easy as shit, over.
40.
Score.
Sorry guys, I had fucking Twitch plan in the background.
My bad.
Fucking loser talking like a fucking queer.
I was wondering what that sound was.
You're hard to keep a scope on Genji always so unpredictable Oh, I'm sorry What the fuck?
All right.
All right, let's wreck these scrubs, man.
Five, four.
Oh yeah.
Oh, this is gonna be easy.
Alright, time to destroy these scrubs.
Where you got that weird-ass MG skin?
Yeah.
I'm taking a high ground.
I haven't found random What the fuck?
They got a man.
Oh my god.
They're literally just countering me.
That's literally the only reason.
Bunch, boom!
Literally got the mate just to counter me.
That's just wild.
Stupid fuck!
Alright, they're just staring at me right now.
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
I'm weak as fuck and they're gonna chase me.
Much better.
Got me, got me.
Hawaii is after me.
He wants it.
He wants it bad.
Oh, fuck!
I'm retarded!
Kill that!
Kill that nigga!
Yeah, Mercy!
Let's go!
And the res!
Let's go, Mercy!
Nice!
Battle, Mercy!
Alright.
Alright, I'm on the high ground.
I'm about to shoot down on these scrubs.
Y'all know what time it is.
I think they're coming around the left.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, good blade.
Alright, I guess I'll just chill here in the back while I'm just...
I guess I'll just chill.
Yeah, unless you don't even need to do anything, I got it.
I see one.
I'm just gonna sit here on the high ground and shoot down.
Damn, I'm just chilling.
Get this whole ass, bro!
Nah, y'all niggas havin' too much fun!
This bullshit, I'm gettin' in here!
Y'all niggas havin' too much fun!
Yeah, you better, you better come over here, man!
You fuckin' faggots, you gotta share some of this!
Oh shit!
You Niggas having too much fun Yeah, I guess I do.
Would you say would you say to do to do to bag it?
Oh shit.
Oh No, I need a view All right, I got visor Y'all niggas know what time it is.
That was literally the first time I died this whole map.
We are not letting him win this.
We win Ryan is 1 HP it no, he's he's so low.
I'm I'm on point, I'm on point.
Got him.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Get this pair up in the sky.
Got her.
John Grant's dead, John Grant's dead.
Oh, you got her?
That's it, that's game.
Yeah, I got her.
EG and Chatz.
Easy.
Look at how much easier that was without Walt.
Fresh, you suck, nigga.
That was honestly so easy.
Without Fresh, it was easy as fuck.
Easy clap, nigga.
It really was.
Yeah.
28 and 4.
38 and 7.
We destroyed those scrubs.
Watch this, watch this.
You got melted at the end though.
You see that shit, bro?
I seen it.
I seen it.
Oh, that shit was good.
Alright, hold on.
I gotta call my guy Bills real quick to figure out how I can read the chats.
Oh, gotcha.
Hold on, give me one sec.
We got banned off fucking gay ass.
Gotcha.
Go ahead, take a break to go piss or drink water or some shit.
Yo, Bills.
Yo, Bills.
Bills, you there?
Had you back?
You done eating your food, you fat fuck?
We just won a game easy without your sorry ass.
Bro, you should've...
Why are you ordering food when you got a woman at the house?
She should have cooked for you.
I just invited you.
Alright, yo, Bills, how do I look at the chats?
Alright, hold on one sec.
Yo, chat, chat, give me one second so I can figure this out so I can read y'all niggas' chats.
Give me one second, chat.
Give me one second, don't be mad at me.
Yo, uh, Fresh, talk to the chat while I do this shit, okay?
Yeah, guys, so, listen, man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It comes to Overwatch.
I'm actually pretty good.
Alright, I'm gonna level Fresh talk.
Is that, obviously, Iron's a veteran.
So, I'm playing this game, literally, this month.
But now, I'm almost cold, and I get hella kills.
Because I'm a killer, bro.
So, that being said, man.
I'm a pretty good player at games.
But, um...
Toppy Toppy, bro.
You're pretty good, too.
Awesome.
Yeah, chat.
Castle Club members, man, we need to play with some of you guys, so in the future, we'll add some of you guys to the stream, load you guys, chop it up.
Hopefully you're good.
If you're good, maybe you'll be a permanent member on the team, man.
- Man, who goes?
- Yeah, man.
Yo, I'm gonna go back.
This little, yo, yo, bro.
I've been studying this like a little boom situation.
Like, I'm mixing a 10-8-jig.
Bruh, this shit is crazy, bro.
- Bro, I don't even... - Know what I mean?
- Mom, fuck you.
I didn't hear any of what you said.
Okay, wait, what do you mean?
Like, what were you talking about?
I'm guessing you're talking about food?
What are you...
I don't know.
Dude, there's this guy called Lil Boom, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He, well, he was a friend of a friend of ours.
Oh, gotcha, yeah.
And, uh, there's footage of him in Walmart.
Yeah.
Nah.
He spent five hours yesterday on stream trying to defend himself.
He should look worse doing that.
That's fucking wild.
Yeah, but what happened was is he's trying to defend it because he didn't get charged.
He was like, oh, yeah, I'm good, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The day the full video came out, bro, I can tell you.
Yeah, the only reason he wasn't charged is because it's not illegal to do that.
It's just creepy as fuck.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, so I was like, bro, there's no way that this man- I don't know why, but people in the academic stream were defending him, and they had their own kids, and I'm like, bro, if you like kids, bro, you should not be defending this nigga, bro.
Because I would never leave my children around this nigga, bro.
That nigga's weird.
Never.
That nigga is weird, bro.
But, honestly, I met the dude a couple times, and I just worry because the people that are academics is around, bro.
It's like the...
It generates the worst of the worst.
And I'm like, bro, you better friends are on you, man.
You know?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
I... The fuck, bro, that shit makes my blood boil.
Shit like that.
Listen, bro.
That shit was disgusting.
But yeah, bro.
What was your main character on Warwatch?
Wait, say that again?
Who's your main character in Overwatch?
Cassidy?
Nah, it's actually Soldier.
Okay.
I've been trying to get more into Genji, but that last game I just played, I had like 34 kills, something like that.
I was killing it.
Bro, I've been playing recently Groundhog, bro, but my main characters now are Ramatra and Reinhardt.
Gotcha.
Okay, yeah.
Let me look.
All modes.
Yeah, top...
Time played, I have Soldier, Cassidy, Genji, Junkrat, Bastion, Echo.
That's like my top six.
Okay.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Although, Soldier is like double the one below it.
Like, Soldier has 42 hours, Cassidy has 22.
Yo, what time is it where you're at?
Um, 5 o'clock.
Good morning?
What's that?
You mean in the morning?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's 5 a.m.
here too.
Oh shit, nice.
This nigga's gonna chillin' tomorrow.
I already hit the gym today.
Actually, today was my rest day.
What am I saying?
I got fucking...
I got chest tomorrow.
Yeah, I did chest today.
Lucky.
Right?
What's your favorite day to hit?
You had a hit?
Yeah, what's your favorite?
Back?
Legs?
Or do you like hitting the chest the most?
Shoulders, man.
Shoulders?
I ain't never heard that one before.
I've been told I have a good shoulder frame.
That's good, that's good.
I like hitting back.
I want that wide back.
Yeah, I've been told I had a wide back as well.
Yo, yo, you ever seen our podcast or no?
What's that?
Seen our podcast before?
Fresh and Fit?
I've not.
What is it?
Podcast, man.
Yeah, I know.
I mean, yeah, what is it?
What's the podcast name?
It's called Fresh and Fit.
Fresh and Fit?
Yeah.
I got you.
Let me check it out real quick.
What's it on?
Just like everything?
Super Rumble.
Twitch.
Got you.
You have YouTube too, it looks like?
Uh, yeah, a little bit.
It's a pretty modest channel.
Not too big.
1.5 million?
Something like that.
My dog, am I talking to be a celebrity right now?
What is going on?
Nah, bro.
Celebrity, no.
Regular people, man.
Playing Overwatch.
With my boy, Brandon!
That's what's up!
Nah, bro, what?
Let's fucking go, bro!
Yeah, let me see.
let me see this yet someone commented in the stream they were like surviving little boom Lil Boom go bye-bye.
That shit was fucking hilarious, bro.
Alright.
Try donating on it right now.
Yeah.
I want to master Grownhog, because I think he's pretty good.
Grownhog?
I hate him, bro.
Makes me want to kill myself.
That's what I'm saying.
And honestly, bro, that's why I play them, because I'm like, bro, I'm tired to die into this nigga.
Bro, he's really so annoying.
I just play Bastion and hope my heals can keep up.
That's all I do with him.
Alright, can you ninjas hear me?
Who?
Wait, who's really annoying?
Alright, we gonna play.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Alright, we back in it, boys.
We back in it.
Yo, guys, we're trying to figure out our stream elements thing, bro.
They literally banned us on stream labs in the middle of the stream.
Fucking faggots.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I got you.
Why'd they ban us?
Because they're faggots, bro.
They really are.
Mail of Culture goes, Myron, you made me remember that gaming is supposed to be fun.
Your energy is unreal.
Appreciate that, Mail of Culture.
Bro, I go hard to paint, man.
Mr.
Chubbs goes, Gaming industry is slacking.
Yeah, bro.
These gamers are pussies, bro.
I told y'all niggas that I'm on a different level when it comes to fucking gaming, bro.
Chubbs goes, Wstream.
Yeah, bro.
We real niggas over here, man.
Bro, I'm telling you guys right now, I'm going to call it.
I am going to be the most entertaining video game streamer on this bitch.
By far.
Nobody's going to come close.
You need a voice for that.
Shut up, fuck it.
I don't need a voice for anything.
Let me shut up and drink some tea, nigga.
This has become my favorite gaming stream ever.
WFresh, you're actually a good Reinhardt.
Oh yeah, that was from Mail of Culture.
And then what rank placement are you guys in?
Guys, I'm bronze right now because I'm trying to figure out fucking...
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck's it called?
Mouse and keyboard.
His ranking system is so stupid, dude.
So, bro, if I knew how to play mouse and keyboard, bro, I'd literally be fucking diamond at least by now.
Damn, okay.
Wait, you, like, just started on mouse and keyboard?
Just started, bro.
Like, literally, I've been playing it for less than a week.
Damn!
And you're that good already?
That's what I'm talking about.
Well, I played this game at a GM level, Overwatch 1.
I played McCree.
I played McCree Reaper and Soldier.
You were McCree?
Yeah, I was a McCree, yeah.
On Overwatch 1 back when he was actually good and he's not trash, but he's trash now.
Why do you say he's trash?
Like, what's wrong with him right now?
He's weak as fuck, bro.
He used to be able to throw a flashbang and stun them and then you could just line up a headshot.
Ah, yeah, you can't do that shit.
Yeah, bro, you can't do that shit no more.
Shit's gay as fuck, bro.
Yo, Bills, you might have to go in there and log into the stream elements, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I could do that right now.
Oh, man.
Bro, these fucking pussy faggots over Stream Elements, man.
Niggas had to ban us while we're in the middle of a...
Yeah, but Stream Labs, y'all are a bunch of faggots if you ever see this shit, you fucking queers.
Fucking faggots, man.
Probably a bunch of feminist queers.
I ain't burning nothing, bro.
Maybe Crossless.
Wait, what?
Uh, where are we at here?
Let's go.
Let's go!
Yeah, those rhomborants I was reading.
Alright, let's see.
Hey, now you don't have to be tank, so you don't have to suck dick anymore.
Guys, click that stream elements link ninjas.
Oh, of course you pick a tank anyway.
Come on.
Damn, alright.
I'll play healer, it's fine.
You fucking sorry ass niggas.
Go on to the game chat, or team chat.
Alright, yo, Bills, I'm in a game right now, so I might not respond.
You want me to hang up?
Alright, I'll hang up.
I'll call you back.
Or actually, you can just go in there and put everything you need to put in.
Alright, thanks, Bill.
Alright, let's start this shit.
Alright, niggas, let's go.
*Clears throat* Oh!
Ah, we just lost on Reinhardt because he's a retard.
*Clears throat* Yeah, Ray faggot, you scrub.
I'm under attack.
I keep you up.
go fresh Slept the Roadhog!
Slept the Roadhog!
That nigga's sleep!
He's anti!
One health!
I'm dead!
Yo, watch out, Walt!
Next to you, bro!
Next to you!
Junk right in front of you, Walt!
Get raped, I get!
We're good.
We're good.
I'm a fucking god.
I'm a god!
I'm alive somehow!
Get back in there, Walt, you sorry-ass nigga.
About to give you Skull with the nano.
You know what time it is, nigga?
You nano!
Kill them!
Kill these faggots now!
Let's go!
It's okay, Walt, but turn around, you sorry-ass nigga.
There's a Junkrat behind you.
Let's go, Walt!
Let's go!
You suck-ticking this game, but I got you, you sorry-ass nigga.
Nigga, you suck!
I pocketed you the whole time!
You suck, nigga!
Yo, yo, yo!
Mexican whore on point!
Get this whore, bro!
Let's go!
Watch out, Walt!
Back up!
Back up your anti-healed!
You're anti-healed!
This dude is nanoed!
Junkrat!
Oh, good lord!
Fuck!
He's almost dead.
No, he's not almost dead.
Okay.
He's fucking nanoed, bro.
Fuck, I'm gonna use ult.
I'm gonna use ult.
I'm gonna use ult.
Thank you.
I appreciate the support.
Hang inside, hang inside.
Almost there.
Fucking shit!
Can't hit this hard!
Okay, got it, got it.
Wipe the team, wipe the team.
Usually my aim is good, but bro, goddamn that bitch is moving fast, I ain't gonna lie.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
He's anti-healed, fuck him up!
Let's go!
Let's get in here, Walt!
I'm about to have- Oh, shit!
This line are crazy!
Get in there, Genji!
Junkrat, get raped, faggot!
Go to sleep, bitch!
Oh, lord!
Let's go!
Let's go, Genji!
Fuck!
Damn it, bro!
Rest me, Mercy!
Oh, don't die, Mercy, though.
I'm totally there.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan!
I'm with you, bro!
I'm with you, nigga!
Push in!
Big anti-nade!
Big anti-nade!
Oh, this bitch chasing me.
Oh, lord!
Here we go!
Here we go!
Me and Nizarissa!
Fuck!
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, no, no.
We definitely need to group up.
Group up.
Niggas is trash.
They made it by the skin of their fucking teeth!
Fucking faggot motherfuckers suck!
fucking trash man!
*Clears throat* Yo this nigga's 19...
We're training him bad, man.
Hey man, that's what's up.
Real niggas talk like this.
Real niggas talk like this.
Yo, Joe, soldier's shooting you guys from the left.
Yeah, I got him.
I got him.
Boy, apparently Reinhardt does.
Fucking Christ.
I got him.
He's dead.
He sucks.
Faggot, get raped.
Watch out sloppy, I got you with the nade.
Oh shit, he doesn't even want a flank heart.
I am ult again, I am ult again.
I'm gonna use it, I'm gonna use it.
I got you with the nade, bro.
Oh fuck, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh, you got trapped?
Yeah, I got trapped.
I didn't even- I literally- Walt, what are you to ult?
What are you to ult, Walt?
What are you to ult?
It's all you sorry, nigga.
Get in there, Walt!
You know what to do, you scrub!
Let's go!
Let's go, Walt!
Let's go, Walt!
Kill these niggas!
Go to sleep nigga!
Niggas are terrified!
Niggas are terrified!
Where are you running to now?
Come here, boy!
Come here, boy!
Oh, shit, I got hooked!
Get raped, though!
Wrong hook, nigga!
What was not let's go all the Let's go!
This Reiner's pin-up, nigga!
It's okay, Reiner!
You ain't dying!
I got you, nigga!
Let's go!
Okay, Reiner, you a little too ambitious there, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Back up, Walt.
back up oh we get the case oh okay okay damn it oh I'm a backup on the window we got it brothers we got it oh yeah my three good we could the other niggas is trash This is intense, man.
Nah, this is easy.
Yeah, you should.
You should turn it on right now.
Niggas, I can't get a club right now.
I'm here to play with the boys.
This is fun.
Shut up, bro.
You don't want to be in a club with all those niggers.
You're happy that you're here.
You're right, but nigger, this is fun too, man, you know?
Yeah, this is way more fun.
Oh, yeah.
Overwatch?
Fuck this shit.
You heard these other niggers in the chat?
I don't know, he said he should turn his mic on.
Oh yeah, everybody's in here, by the way.
The other two in the chat, they can hear us.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true, that's true.
Yo, Lazy Turtle, you in here?
I'm not that good.
Lazy Turtle, you in here?
Lazy Turtle, you in here?
Alright, he's in here, but...
Lazy Turtle, I ain't gonna lie, nigga.
Lazy Turtle, I ain't gonna lie, nigga.
You trash, but we gonna carry you to victory.
We got you, bro.
Don't worry about it.
Nigga, you're trash, too!
No, I just be carrying it.
Nah, we gon' see about that one.
Nah, not last game.
Okay, not last game, but most of the time.
Alright, let's go.
You got perm ban?
would you say they got fucking or I'm a playing them come up like she slept she She slept!
We continue on and we continue to destroy these faggots.
We will not end.
Let's fucking go!
How about you get some rest, man?
No!
There's no rest on this train, faggot!
we are continuing on.
We are the best at everything.
We're the best at gaming.
We're the best at talking to bitches.
We're the best at helping niggas make money.
We're the fucking best.
Nobody can stop us.
The fucking best.
We're the best.
We got this nigga Brandon on our team.
Let's go.
Alright?
Brandon is pretty good.
But also, man, no more energy drinks, bro.
What?
No more energy drinks.
Who needs kidneys, bro?
Bro.
We on the night train, bro!
We are on the night train right now!
It's only 5.30 in the morning.
Ain't nothing crazy.
Do you remember the great Kevin Samuels?
Oh, someone is saying check enhance pointer precision.
How do I check that, bro?
I don't even know how to change that shit.
Wait, what did they say?
They said change the enhancer or some shit like that?
Now fuck me if I noted It just only go for your health go I
What is that?
you've never been around me I ain't white like that Windows, mouse settings, just on the mouse settings.
Ya niggas know what time it is!
We can't be stopped Weezy oh Alright, let's go niggas!
On these hoes.
We're on the right night train, niggas!
Let's go niggas!
Every soldier needs a cause.
Alright, you just shit on my fucking job.
Alright, we in team?
Yeah.
No.
Anyone got a mic on?
Who's in the chat?
Dangerous?
No.
I mean, I know someone's here.
Alright, we lit.
Let's go.
I'm swearing like R. Kelly at a fucking playground.
Y'all niggas know what time it is.
Is it hot in here?
It is hot.
I like to keep it hot.
Y'all know how it is.
Oh, shit.
Let me...
All right.
We in the game now baby!
I'm on fire baby!
Literally.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy.
Holy niggas just ran up the top.
Bro, they really did.
Fucking Moana bitch over here, Bo Margo one shot Oh my god.
Where is he at?
He's in the gas station on the left.
I got the other tank.
What the fuck?
You got the other tank?
Good.
I'm dead.
I'm almost dead.
I need you in bed Mario 1hp Who's on that bitch?
Got that hoe.
I must have ult, for some reason.
Bro, this fucking Moana bitch really trying to get after me, bro.
Fuck.
Lucio one.
I'm almost dead.
I'm dead.
I don't need that shit.
I don't need that shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got heals here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Turn around.
Use the heals, faggot.
Use my heals.
All right.
Get back into battle, nigga.
I'm going here.
I'm going here too.
Who's back?
Back to back to back.
Back to back to back.
Back to back.
Back Fucking shit!
No way!
Alright!
Bro, I literally hit you with that nade.
Okay, hold on.
Alright, we gotta, uh...
That was bad.
Yeah, yeah, nah.
We got this, though.
Let's kill Mercy first, bro.
Mercy's killing these niggas too good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She is healing them a lot.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Mugga over here!
He's already in the fucking...
Oh shit, I can't even shoot her because this fucking pair is shooting at me now.
Oh, I fucking hate Pharaoh Oh, sorry, how?
Mago won HP, guys!
Oh my god, bro.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Yo, fair up, fair up to the right.
Oh, fuck!
Put him to sleep, put him to sleep!
Oh, sorry, I couldn't get you, bro.
Fuck, man.
Alright, we got Reinhardt now.
Yeah, bro, these dudes are pushing us way too fucking hard, man.
Yo, Mauga behind you guys.
Mauga behind you guys.
I keep weakening him.
He's anti-healed and I'm shooting the fuck out of him, bro.
He's 1hp!
What the fuck?
Kill this nigga, man!
Got him, what the fuck?
I rest a week.
She just rest him.
She just rest the Mauga.
This fucking gay-ass Lucio, man.
God damn it, bro.
I didn't even see him behind me, man.
I gotta get in the game.
I gotta focus now.
I gotta focus, man.
This shit pissing me off.
Alright, I'm running.
I'm running.
They're chasing after me right now.
We need group up.
We need group up.
Yeah, we 100% need to group up.
I'm taking high ground on the- What the fuck?
This nigga's on our spawn.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you with them heals.
I'm gonna carry you with them heals.
Yo, fair on the right.
Fair on the right.
Fair's on the right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She ran away.
Fuck this, Lucio.
Yeah, nigga.
I want to see you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ain't so tough now, are you?
You fucking faggot.
What the fuck?
How is she not dead?
Well, I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Get this idiot.
Get this fucking dumbass.
That bitch is dead.
Fair on the right.
Fair on the right.
I hit her a bunch.
I hit her a bunch.
I hit her.
She's whipped.
Got her!
Get fucking right, whore!
Let's go, nigga!
Bitch thinks she got wings, man.
This ain't a Red Bull commercial.
Lucy, I'm running.
You're dead.
Yeah, that's fucking...
I'm with you, I'm with you, Ryan.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
I'm shooting this bitch.
Yo, Mugga on the right, guys.
Mugga's shooting us on the right.
He's dead.
Yeah, fuck these faggots, man.
We got them now.
Got these fucking queers on the ropes.
You know I'm taking high ground.
I need you down here for whenever I use auto.
I'm behind you.
I'm just above and behind you, bro.
I got you, yeah.
Oh, I see it.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna be a homo and stand up here.
Like, get fucking right, Marissa, you African whore!
Get right, Lucia, you faggot!
I don't miss, nigga!
What do you think this is?
You hopping around like a fucking queer!
You get smoke now the waste She just read that gay ass Lucio Good shit, bro.
Just keep healing me.
I'm gonna fuck these faggots up.
Oh, yeah, I got you.
100%.
Mog is weak.
Mog is weak.
And shoot at these niggas, too, bro.
Oh, what the- Yo, Pharma- Oh, shit!
Pharmacy behind us!
Goddamn!
How'd this bitch get behind us?
She can't pop, get raped!
Let's fucking go out on this nigga!
Come here Mercy!
Come here, whore!
Alright, alright, take the high ground again, take the high ground.
I got visor, I got visor, I got visor.
I'm about to fucking let these niggas know what time it is about to be- It's about to be Las Vegas 2017 at a country concert.
I'm Steven Paddock, faggots!
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up!
Back up, back up.
Back up, niggas.
Everyone back up, everyone back up.
Back up!
Ah shit.
You guys might need to pop ult to win that.
I'm trying to heal.
I'm putting, I'm putting field down, I'm putting field down.
I got hit with the gills.
Yeah, mercy, mercy.
Oh, I got stunned.
Fuck, I'm dead, I'm dead.
I'm so dead.
Okay, I'm, I'm running then, I'm running.
This throw is literally chasing me.
These niggas are chasing me!
These niggas are chasing me, but he can't catch me because he's out of shape.
Let's go!
Niggas is fit out here!
I got visor.
Yo, I got top right, guys.
Let's go!
I got the heals!
Fuck!
I'm dead!
The wrist is weak, though!
Wrist is weak!
Oh, whoa!
You already popped all after I die, you scrub!
Nigga, you could've popped that all while I was fucking...
before I died!
I have the magic field.
I'm using the magic field.
Keep going, Walt!
Yeah, Walt!
Make yourself useful!
Nigga, you suck!
Let's go!
We held those scrubs!
Easy shit.
Easy shit.
Easy!
Clap!
Woo!
Alright, I'm gonna go back to DPS real quick.
Let's go.
Prepare to attack.
I gotta go Widow.
I gotta go Widow for this.
Alright.
We're on attack.
Yeah, we're on attack.
Yo.
Alright, I'll go.
You know what?
No, no, no.
Let's do the double tank shit.
Let's do the double tank shit.
I like that.
Okay.
I like that.
He likes it like that.
Get off of Reinhardt, man.
I like Reinhardt.
Yo, Fresh, Fresh, just a question for you, bro.
Why'd you wait until the Orisa killed me to ult?
See, you can't even say it straight.
You gotta stutter even when I ask you that question, huh?
Because you know, I know you were a faggot ass wanting me to die.
Nigga, no, you're a faggot, bro.
Because I literally watched you ult as soon as I died.
If you had ulted, no, but if you had ulted before...
Nigga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I would've lived.
I would've lived if you did that.
That's selfish of you, bro.
You let me die.
Huh?
Nigga, you let me die!
Bro, you're selfish as fuck.
What do you mean I let you die?
I keep your sorry ass up all the time!
Nigga, I be healing you all the time!
I be dying to heal your sorry ass sometimes!
Nigga!
Bro, I watched you, let me die!
Yeah, you did You said it's just the game oh You said it's a game?
He was up here, he was up here please This bitch can't heal Bitch can't heal!
Get that African whore!
Yeah, let's go!
I'm going with soldier.
I'm going with soldier.
Let's get you.
Yo, yo, yo, Arisa right here!
Arisa right here!
Bitch is anti-heal!
Fuck her up again!
Fuck her up again!
She wants to die again!
Oh shit!
Junkrat!
What the fuck?!
Yo, get this fucking monkey faggot!
Go to sleep, nigga!
Go to sleep, now you anti-heel!
You ain't get pinned!
Let's go, Ryan!
Sorry, ass nigga, go to sleep!
Oh shit.
Yo, Ryan, you about to die, nigga.
I don't know if I can save you here.
Oh shit!
What the?
Get this Batiste, man!
Oh shit!
Yo, can we kill these idiots?
These niggas just hoppin' on the point!
Winston slept over here!
Yeah, he just used bio.
Get this patient!
Fuck!
Get the Baptiste!
Get raped, nigga!
San Pase, you dead now!
Let's go!
Easy shit, bro.
These boys are getting clapped!
Jinx are getting clapped!
Let's fuckin' go!
Go!
Where you at, Fresh?
Nigga, move up!
Why are you on the payload?
Damn!
You trash, man!
Nigga just chilling on the payload, you lazy fuck!
How you lazy on video games in real life nigga?
Oh shit Orisa, Orisa, Orisa!
That bitch running for the health pack!
That bitch running for the health pack!
She anti-healed her, though!
Oh, get right to her!
Stupid machine slut!
I'm running for the fucking hills, bro.
Yo, Fresh, why every time I look at you, nigga, you're always on a payload, bro?
Oh, Winston, Winston!
Oh, fuck.
Monkey, you sold.
Monkey, you sold.
I'm up top right now.
Yo, I got nano, by the way.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, Brandon, you got visor, nigga?
97%.
Yep, I have it now.
Alright, you got it?
Okay, I'm about to give it to you.
You can advise with these niggas, alright?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no.
Oh, we don't need it?
There's not enough of them.
We don't need it?
Okay.
Thanks.
Bro, this fucking...
This healer up here, bro?
This DPS healer, bro?
Aw, fuck!
I gave it to the Moira.
Oh, you missed.
Yeah, I saw that.
It's fine.
It's whatever.
It's fine.
She's ulting, though.
She might kill somebody.
Okay!
Okay, Moira!
Okay, Moira!
You fucking Irish whore!
Let's go!
Let these niggas know what time it is to ginger power!
Let's go, Moira!
What was that?
Nigga, you lazy, bro.
You've been sitting on the payload the whole time.
Nigga, I'm also moving it and killing it at the same time.
No, no, no, no.
You suck, nigga.
Nah, he owned or something, bro.
Nah, nigga trash.
Look at him!
Now you...
Come on, bro.
I'm on the payload, nigga.
I'm on the payload.
Don't worry about it.
Soldier, get up.
Yeah, but I'm Ana, nigga.
I should be in the back healing your sorry ass, man.
You should be taken for her ass.
What is this Reinhardt doing on our team?
Nigga, what are you doing?
Why are you back there?
I mean, there's some people back here, but I don't know why the fuck.
I'm healing them.
It don't matter.
Just keep moving this payload.
These idiots are behind us, stupid fucks.
Yep, yep, yep.
Niggas really want to lose.
Farrah's almost dead.
They're behind us though.
Wait, I'm coming, I'm coming.
This Baptiste is an idiot.
Moira Week on the right.
I know, bro!
Chase her down, Walt!
Chase her down, Walt!
Oh, shit.
Let's go!
Let's go, baby!
Yo!
Let's fucking go!
The rape train does not stop!
We are going to continue to destroy these faggots all night!
Alright?
My nickname is Jansport.
I carry motherfuckers to victory.
Let's go!
I gave this warrior the fucking boost and she destroyed them.
Look at that!
Destroy these niggas!
Irish power!
Let's go!
Feminism is a lie!
Let's go!
We're moving on up in the world, faggots!
I just learned mouse and keyboard!
Now I'm in bronze too!
We're gonna go all the way to gym!
Carry me with you, dog.
Carry me with you.
I'll carry you to victory, nigger.
Don't worry.
We got this.
You need sleep, bro.
No, there is no sleep.
No, what is sleep, bro?
Because I'll tell you this.
I'll tell you this, bro.
The train is going to stop eventually.
The train never ends.
Alright, the train never ends.
We got 4300 niggas watching right now on Rumble at 546 in the fucking morning.
Because we're entertaining.
We're better than all these Twitch sluts.
We're better than all these faggot ass Twitch streamers.
I don't know if you can say that word, Myron.
You said the word faggot.
That's problematic.
Shut up, faggot!
We ain't saying what the fuck we want to say on here.
Shout out to Rumble.
Shout out to Castle Club.
Real niggas in the chat.
This is how you fucking play.
It's 2005 again in this bitch.
I'm letting y'all niggas know I'm the best at everything.
I can have podcasts.
I can fucking kill people on video games.
I'm the best.
Alright, we gonna play 80s rockin' this bitch.
We gonna play 80s rockin' this bitch.
We gonna play 80s rockin' this bitch.
We gonna play 80s rockin' this bitch to let niggas know what time it is.
Alright?
As I drink this orange soda on some Kenan and Kel shit.
Actually, Gorilla Mine Orange.
We are the most entertaining niggas!
Let's go!
Faggots!
You guys will see another side!
I didn't hit ball yet.
I'm at silver 5.
It's taking forever though.
It's gold.
Let's fucking go, motherfuckers!
Yeah, I'm silver 4 right now.
We are fucking going back to back, alright?
How many Gorilla Mates do you drink today, though?
Diamonds are pisses.
Okay, count us for fizzies.
Who cares?
Just keep drinking.
Okay, smartass.
You go wild faggot!
Let's go!
We have to be a voice.
We have to be a voice.
There is no sleep!
We will continue to victory!
We will keep destroying these soyboy faggots on here!
We are the best streamers in everything!
Alright niggas!
I just started playing video games again less than a month ago!
But we're here!
Let's go!
Let's go!
- - - - - - - The whitest, whitest I've ever seen Myron.
Yo, join team chat.
Every soldier needs a cause.
Captain Teabag is fucking back!
It's 2005 for this bitch!
You motherfuckers are gonna learn today!
This is how we play video games, faggots!
This ain't no fucking ooh, bro!
I don't know if you can use that word.
It's a little problematic.
I don't know.
My feelings might be hurt because it's kind of fucked up, dude.
Can't say that.
Shut up, faggots!
We out here!
We're destroying these faggots!
We're raping these queers!
They suck because we out here!
Let's fuck go!
Woo!
There's no breaks on the right train baggots Let's fucking go What attackers in here It is a little too forward, but it's okay Back up a bit back up a bit
Oh, someone's on point!
Someone's on point!
Oh shit!
It's Sombra, it's Sombra, bro.
She ran, she ran, she sucked.
She ain't get shit.
Fucking pussy.
Bitch, it's one HP! Oh goddammit.
Arisa, weak!
Let's go, fresh!
Bro, Sombra's in train.
Sombra's in train.
Mercy, weak.
Bro, can someone help me with this fucking Sombra, bro?
Here, where?
I got her.
She ran on point.
She's on point.
Bro, she literally just fucking runs away like a fucking pussy, bro.
She's a Mexican whore.
It don't matter.
Oh, Sombra!
Sombra!
I'm with you, bastard!
I'm with you!
I'm with you!
Just turn around and shoot this whore!
Come here, whore!
Nah, fuck it.
She ran away, man.
What a ho, bro.
Literally targeted her heroes, bro.
Yo, mercy!
Mercy!
Oh, behind us!
Behind us!
Bro, she's there again!
What?
She's running, bro.
Every time I hear her, bro, I literally turn right around.
I was going to kill the Mercy.
I turn around and help you.
With that dumbass fucking Sombra whore.
It's okay.
We're all here.
We're all here.
Niggas is trash.
It don't matter.
They ain't getting no tics.
They ain't getting no tics.
Here she is again being a stupid whore.
Yeah, bitch.
You better run.
I'm chasing that dude.
Don't come here, Mexican slut.
All she does is hack and run, bro.
That's it.
She's 1 HP in here.
Bitch keeps taking her help, Bex!
Oh shit, I'm about to die.
I need help.
Nah, I got you, dog.
I got you.
Niggas!
Oh, God.
My power emanates!
I'm running back.
I'm running back to help the team.
This Sombra ain't doing shit, bro.
She sucks.
I thought she really isn't.
Yeah.
Just call it out.
As soon as she bothers you, and I'll fucking peel.
These niggas suck, though.
Oh, she's on point.
I'm on point.
I'm coming on point.
Let's go.
Sombra, bro.
Why'd you leave?
Come here, you maxing whore!
Yep, she ran.
She ran like the slut she is.
She ran.
Bitch trash.
Oh shit!
She's on point again.
She's on point.
She's so close to dying.
She's so close to dying.
She's literally almost dead, dawg.
I got her.
Oh, she's almost dead.
She's TP'd again.
Oh, Mercy on point.
Ah shit!
You're not gonna die.
You're not gonna die.
Mercy dead.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ana, Ana, Ana right here.
Oh my god, I can't aim.
Them energy tricks is hitting.
But it don't matter, get Rayvano!
That's my bad.
I didn't even mean to do that.
Oh, that soldier got wrecked.
What the fuck?
Freshly smacked the shit out that boy.
One shot at Mercy!
Yeah, let's go!
Let's go!
These niggas can't stop us!
They trash!
I got you.
I have ultimate.
I got Visor.
I got Visor.
Bro, she's on our spawn like a weirdo.
She sucked, bro.
She's literally doing nothing to help her team.
She ain't doing shit.
She sucked.
Nothing.
She's getting smacked around by a nigga named Sloppy Toppy.
Walt, you're up there by yourself, bro.
You might want to back up a bit, nigga.
Oh, shit!
They got Hanzo!
Back up, Walt.
Back up, back up, back up, Walt.
Back up, back up, back up.
Now she's here again.
I'm on here, I'm here.
She running, she running.
Yeah, bitch, yeah, bitch!
What you gonna do now?
What you gonna do?
Went fresh and feel real wild on you!
Let's go, baby!
Let's go, niggas!
You're gonna even get the points!
Easiest shit ever, bro.
Oh, by the way, my credit score went up 55.
Can we get a W? Check?
Oh, shit, nigga.
You watch the show?
Bro, I love this show, bro.
Hey, shout out to you, bro.
Are you black?
Hell yeah.
Damn, nigga.
We can't fuck with you.
No, no.
Yeah, we can't associate with you, dog.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Sorry, bro.
We don't fuck with black people, man.
Hey, yo, yo.
You want to join our team, bro?
You can join our team, man.
I just fight after.
Oh.
Yeah, get this fucking faggot on here, bro.
We got a full team coming, man.
Oh, a kick tonight or what, boy?
Nah, fuck kick, nigga.
We rumble, nigga.
I thought you watched us, didn't we?
Oh, rumble, rumble, rumble.
That's right.
Brother, all of the same, bro.
Man, kick and kick rocks, man.
Kick and kick rocks.
But I kick you, bro.
Not on the same.
Kicking kick rocks and soaking your ancestors, black man.
What the?
I'm not black, what are you talking about?
I'm not black.
You got proof?
Yeah, I'm not.
None of us are black, though.
You got proof I'm black, fresh?
Uh, yeah, man.
African-American.
Nigga, you're the blackest one in this chat, though.
Facts.
I know I'm black.
Yeah, you are black.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
Okay.
This Orisa running!
This Orisa running!
She's 1 HP! Orisa's a woman?
Yeah, she's an African whore.
Oh, shit!
Torb!
Am I the only Q's right now, though?
Yeah, Torban point Mercer I mean we're literally about to win right here What the fuck?
Mercy melted.
Easy clap.
Easy clap.
Easy clap!
They got a train run on them!
Dude, that was the easiest fucking shit ever.
Let's fucking go!
Let's fucking go!
I love the show, man.
You guys keep it up, man.
Y'all are doing good work.
Thanks, brother.
We appreciate that great.
Let's add you as a friend, bro.
Hey, say less, brother.
But wait, he's black, though.
Hey, brother, say less.
I guess we're going to play the game.
Fresh, you want to invite him?
This motherfucker got to play the game.
We're going to make this the black train?
It's not me.
Alright, go ahead.
Add him in if you want.
Fresh.
Where is he?
Nigga, just go back to your social.
You don't know how to look at your friend?
Man, this nigga Fresh don't know how to do anything, man.
Hey, listen, bro.
What was the name again?
Nigga 2?
Was that it?
I think it was Nigga 2.
Was it?
Okay, yeah.
Because you're Nigga 1, technically.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, for sure.
Well, actually, if we're going to be very honest here, Fresh is Nigger 1, because he's the darkest one here.
Oh, true, true.
That makes sense.
Well, technically, you're Nigger 1, when you think about it.
No, Fresh is the blackest one, so he's Nigger 1.
You sound like you're pretty dark-skinned, too, so you're Nigger 2, and I'm...
Maybe I'm Nigger 3?
I don't know.
Could be, could be.
I can't add him because he's a competitive.
He's probably, like, re-queued, or he's about to, like...
Wait, why do niggas say F11? What does F11 mean?
Okay.
Well, F11 just minimizes your screen, dawg.
Oh.
I don't know.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Actually, if you press Alt F4, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Wait.
What, Fresh?
Is he in Q? He probably is.
He's in Q. He didn't want to play with us, bro.
Two racists.
Oh, damn.
What a fucking bitch.
Two racists, bro.
Probably.
I'm a fan of the show.
You just gotta fucking suck it up.
They want to see my profile shit.
Alright guys, this is my profile shit, ninjas.
If you guys want to add me or whatever.
Showing it on screen right now.
God damn, bro.
I need to get better, man.
I fucking...
Guys, my...
Like I said, mouse and keyboard, bro.
I just started playing this shit like a week ago.
I started playing this game like a month ago.
Full screen?
Nigga, how do I go Alt-F4? What is Alt-F4? Do not press Alt-F4. Don't do that.
Okay, I won't do that.
You know what that is, right?
No, what is that?
No, that turns off the game.
It literally closes out of the game.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Chill, chill, chill.
Yeah, we can't do that.
Yo, what if we gotta fight that guy, Waygatsu again?
Who?
What if Waygatsu's, like, against us?
Waygatsu?
That we just played with.
The reaper.
Oh, the black dude?
Tell me bro, I got that impeccable aim at soldier.
Takt dual visor activated.
Yo, that don't count when you're using fucking tagmiser, faggot.
Okay, I'm not talking about that, bro.
I'm talking about before that.
Nigga says they got impeccable aim and hits the attack visor.
Yo, you guys gotta stop shooting my characters, you guys gotta stop shooting my characters, characters, man.
What the fuck, man?
Niggas is trying to aim right now, man.
Yo, yo, I wanna hear- I wanna hear- you wanna see something funny?
Yo, look at this shit.
Look at this shit with McCree.
Hold on, hold on, niggas.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop killing them for two seconds.
Yo, look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Get out the way, nigga.
Damn!
Move!
Oh shit!
Bro, it sucks how much McCree sucks now, bro.
This nigga used to be my favorite character, bro.
They made him so fucking trash now.
It's on our team.
Lazy turtle Then they hit me they told me f11 so I can go full screen Alright niggas, I'm gonna go fullscreen right now.
Alright?
Alright?
Fucking assholes.
Alright.
Alright, uh...
Fuck.
Tumbra.
Sumbra.
Please.
Alright, we good now.
Oh shit, I'm gonna go heal her.
I'll solo heal this shit for you, sorry niggas.
But we might need, I ain't gonna lie, we might need a second healer.
I'm gonna try my best.
I'm getting them off from the back is not gonna do nothing though Here they come What?
What?
Oh, he has a fucking fire damage or something.
Yeah.
listen I can't see you bro oh shit Despair is chasing me, man.
I need help.
Oh, shit.
Can't die.
Can't die.
I'm on my way back.
Hey, Walt.
Gotta kill this Mercy, bro.
Literally, guys, I'm just hiding.
I'm running around hiding.
Watch out, Walt.
Watch out, Walt.
This soldier's trying to kill you, nigga.
I'm keeping you up, though, because you suck.
Goddamn, I'm a god.
Oh, shit!
Fuck!
Bro, this bear is chasing me, man.
I don't know what to do!
Let's go, Winston!
Thank you for peeling He's a boat keep your show.
Look give your show up all I I'm about to have nano.
I'm about to have nano.
Winston, come back to me.
You gotta hop back to me, nigga.
Switching to bash him.
Okay, well, fuck his ass up.
Let's go!
I don't know how the fuck I'm solo healing you guys, but I'm doing it somehow Winston make sure you're in my line of sight bro, so I could like Oh Yeah, I've got his ass.
Bro, fuckin' Feyre, bruh.
Uh, wall.
Oh, shit.
Damn y'all niggas trash, man!
You guys are always weak!
Oh, soldier!
Oh my god, no fuckin' way.
He's dead now!
Yo, get him, though!
Let's go!
Hit that nade on his head!
Yo, Zen on the left, Zen on the left, Zen on the left!
Got her.
Mercy!
Air is up right.
Air is up right.
Let's go niggas!
Oh shit, the spear coming out.
Oh!
Bro, nice toe.
Nice toe.
Let's fucking go!
I'm out here!
These back is gonna kill me one time!
I'm out here keeping you sorry ass niggas in!
Let's go!
What do you mean good job, man?
You know how many times I saved you?
You haven't fixed that?
Come on.
Fresh, how many times did I save you, nigga?
What has been going on in Egypt?
Huh?
Too many.
Too many.
Bro.
Just a few ghosts, I'm laying to rest.
I mean, you're doing your job, though, sorry.
I always worry on what I trust you are doing, what is right.
I'm doing my job.
Kill people.
Nigga.
Man, I'm never gonna argue with you, man.
You trash.
Swing.
Swing.
I'm not even gonna argue with your nigga, you trash.
What?
You just sound like Chris right now.
I didn't hear nothing you just said.
What the fuck did you just say?
That's what I heard, honestly.
So I don't understand this thing either, bro Whoa Guess what, nigga?
Well, I am not there to heal your sorry ass, so you might have to play a little bit more conservatively, sir.
I'm coming back right now.
Oh, shit.
Monkey man.
Aw, shit.
Same as fighting monkey man alone.
Nigga slept, nigga slept.
Roadhog slept on the left.
Bro, I've been putting this scrub to sleep the whole time.
Watch out, bastard.
behind you broke yeah Shit Slept again!
Pin him Walt!
Pin him Walt!
He's anti-heal too!
Let's go!
This monkey on me!
Help me out!
Monkey!
Kill this Jamal!
Kill the Jamal!
Let's go!
She's trying to run that nigga!
Kill them, motherfucker!
Kill them, motherfucker!
I got nano, I got nano!
I vote, I vote, I vote.
Alright, you know what to do, nigga.
Blow them up!
Let's go!
Hit them with the rockets!
We hamas now!
Let's go!
Oh, shit.
Mercy, what you think you're doing, huh?
Let's fucking go, baby!
Ain't doing nothing, man.
That's what I'm saying.
Got that sloppiest toppy, bro.
That was gay I'm backing up I'm backing up I I'm solo- Yo, I'm solo healing you niggas, man.
Somehow.
Oh, shit!
Nah, it's fine.
Oh, monkey!
Nah, we need it.
We need it.
Nigga ulted me, man.
Solo ulted me.
Fucking faggot!
I'm going back.
I'm gonna go back.
I'm on my way back.
Oh they're all there.
Alright, let's go, niggas.
Whoa, you got your ult?
Okay, okay.
Whatever you do, don't throw the ult when the monkey shields up.
Watch out, whoa, watch out.
Alright, get ready now.
Get ready.
Oh, shit!
Monkeys almost dead.
Monkeys almost dead.
Oh my god.
Bro, why would you ult?
We're the fucking soldier old Yeah, we might have lost this one bro no No skill.
Whatever.
It's 1-1.
We're fine.
score one to one Alright, man.
We're going to fuck these niggas up.
Bro, how many did you kill with those rockets, though?
You killed two of them with the rockets?
Nigga, I nano-ed you for it.
Yo.
Yeah, what's up?
Does nano even do anything to me?
Yeah, when you shoot the rockets, bro, let's go fuck them up, man.
It actually does more damage.
If you had said, hello, Akbar, when you shot them rockets, it would have been hilarious.
What?
Oh my god, that's such a good idea.
Yo!
Yo, we're getting kicked off Rumble too, man.
Yo, we can never stream on fuckin' nothin', bro.
We can't stream nowhere, nigga.
Alright.
Yo, this soldier shoot me from the other side, bro.
Shoot this fuckin' scrub.
Nigga trash though Come here monkey come here mucky phone Soldier's weak as fuck.
Bro, soldier's monkey, bro.
Got you, dog.
I got you.
Nice immortality, Phil.
I'm healing you sorry ass niggas.
Thank you bro, thank you.
Zen in the back, Zen in the back.
Monkeys on me, monkeys on me.
Back up, Walt.
Well, I'm still...
Oh shit!
Oh, I almost got you, bro.
I'm so dead, I'm so dead.
I have my ult though, I have my ult.
Bro, they're really chasing me!
They're right here, they're right here.
Bro, bro, really wanted a piece of this, dog.
Who has ult?
Who has ult?
I'm about to have nano.
I have ult, I have ult.
I'm not giving it to you, sorry Ashley.
He slapped!
He's anti-hill, fuck him up Winston!
Oh, what the fuck?
Fuck dog, fuck dog.
I got you, I got you.
Immortality.
Big nade, big nade, big nade, big nade!
I'm dead, I'm dead.
Slee!
Okay.
I'm on my way back.
Back to the drawing board.
Oh, okay.
I haven't died one time this round, man.
These niggas are garbage on another team.
I have my ult, bro.
Bastion, you better do me right.
Bro, if you gotta use Window by yourself, bro, and light them up, fuck it, bro.
It is what it is.
Let's go.
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
Roadhog slapped.
Roadhog slapped.
And he's anti-healed.
Kill that idiot.
Bro, I've been pointing out niggas to sleep the whole game, bro.
Winston dead Don't let the Winston die bro I can't heal you if you're fucking...
Okay, okay, yeah, we got the GG. Alright, I'm backing up, niggas.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
We can't lose this shit.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm coming back.
We literally have to win, like, the next two teamfights.
Yep.
Soldiers up there.
Soldiers top left.
He's almost there.
He's healing himself.
Oh, we have this ult, I think?
Winston, fog back up, man.
I can't see you, Winston!
Winston, Winston, Winston!
I got it, it's good, it's good, it's good.
Bastion, I can't get you, Bastion.
I got you!
Fuck!
Damn it, man!
The soldier got me, bro.
Bro, I tried to throw in Biotic Fuel, but I pulled right out of it.
He's getting pocketed by the Mercy too.
Oh shit!
Fresh making a play!
Fresh making plays!
Let's go Fresh!
We get back in this bitch!
I'm coming back with the heels.
I'm coming back with the heels.
I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
We gotta get in the point.
We gotta get in the point niggas.
We're good, we're good.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Get Mercy.
Dead.
Soldier.
Go bastard!
Fuck them up!
Let's go!
These niggas get in my backpack!
Let's go!
Good shit, Fresh.
Good shit.
You trash, nigga.
But good shit.
Good shit, you trash.
Play of the game Oh you just lucky to That's all it is.
Look at those kills, bro.
Alright, I'm going to read some of these chats.
Gaming industry is slacking.
W stream.
Mail of culture.
And you made me remember that gaming supposed to be fun.
Your energy is unreal.
Thank you.
Cam to his eyes.
You ever played left for dead gears of war army of two?
Never played those.
Slat.
And Mo goes quick.
Check enhance pointer precision and turn it off.
It's a form of mouse acceleration.
Chains the sensitivity of the mouse, depending on the rate of which you moving.
It's bad and inconsistent.
He's goes to do a go.
Settings on window.
Mouse settings, additional mouse options.
Okay, I'll do that.
This Marin looked like he having a seizure when he dancing.
Hey man, don't be jealous, nigga.
Debbie Marin, one of the best gaming streams out there, bro.
We are the best, nigga.
They can't stop us, bro.
They can't stop us.
I ain't gonna lie, though.
Fresh went clutch.
Fresh, you went clutch, man.
I ain't gonna lie.
You still trash, though.
But you went clutch on that one.
Nigga, I'm good, man.
With that Ramatra.
How many did you get?
You got like two of them?
You mean player of the game?
I ain't gonna lie, bro.
That Bastion on our team was trash.
trash that jigglypuff nigga was garbage oh he kind of was bro that's the that nigga that's a somber one from last yeah he was a somber yeah he was trash bro that's a somber from last game bro fresh how much do you want to bet bro that we're going to take over the gaming streaming bro Oh, 100%, bro.
These gamers are faggots, bro.
I've been telling y'all for the longest time.
I was about to bring it back like it's 2005.
We are back, nigga.
We are back to toxic gaming, calling people faggots, calling people niggers, talking shit on the internet.
That's what we fucking do out here.
We go hard in the paint, all right?
We ain't scared to say what the fuck we got to say, all right?
Well, I mean, we still need sponsors sometimes.
Nah, man.
Fuck the sponsors.
We do what we want to do.
We talk that shit.
Nigga said, Adderall Myron.
This ain't no Adderall, nigga!
This is me!
I don't need no fucking Adderall, you faggot!
I'm just focused!
This is me for real, nigga!
This is what freshheads do every day!
Oh, man.
We on Real Ninja Time now.
I'm gonna go piss, nigga.
And then continue this.
We're gonna continue this destroy train.
Well, I got endorsed.
that's not good though Nah, he'd be alright.
Gotta keep the train going.
Well, yes and no, because drinking too many energy drinks is not good.
Of course.
Everyone knows that.
Kevin Simmons passed away.
Drinking Red Bull.
Heart attack.
I know.
I go to the gym way too often, so I know all that.
I don't even drink energy drinks.
Good boy.
Never say that shit again.
Don't.
I'm gonna find you.
I apologize, Brandon.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Let's go, Brandon!
Oh, God.
I've heard that way too many times, dog.
You're one of us, man.
That's what's up.
You're a nigga!
A good old ninja.
She belongs to the streets.
You have a girlfriend?
I do.
You do?
Bro, you want a truth, bro?
About your girlfriend?
What's up?
She belongs to the streets.
Ah.
You have a soundboard?
Yo.
No, no, I'm like Delazzo.
She's really for it.
She belongs to the streets.
No, no.
She's good, bro.
I'm telling you.
So, Brandon, don't be stupid.
Because she belongs to...
She belongs to the streets.
Okay.
Dude, I need to get one of those.
No, no.
But for real, though, you need to watch out.
She, she, she belongs to...
I just want to let y'all niggas know, every time I get on to stream from this point forward, I'm going to play the theme song that I played for years when I gamed.
This is my entrance song.
Let's hear it.
What a sexy bitch.
What the?
I'm fucking...
No, I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm just repeating what I said.
That's a wacky shit right there.
That's my entrance song every time I come in.
To entertain you fucking faggots.
Because that is what the fuck I do.
I give these niggas the sweet chin music.
Bang!
Alright?
Because I'm out here for real.
Alright?
You niggas don't know it, but you're going to know today.
I am the number one gamer in the fucking world.
I'm the most entertaining.
You motherfuckers, you faggots that fucking stream on Twitch, you fucking homos are lucky.
I didn't have a webcam back in 2005 when I was going crazy, destroying niggas, being semi-pro, going wild.
You motherfuckers are lucky.
But guess what?
Your time is done.
I'm here now.
What y'all niggas gonna do?
What you gonna do?
When Captain T-back runs wild on you!
Woo!
Niggas can't stop me, man!
*clap* you I'm out here!
They're saying, why is it fresh in the background?
The reason why it's fresh in the background, guys, is he's upstairs playing.
Yeah, I'm on my PC. And let me tell you what happens when you get matched up with niggas and we got victims.
You want to know what they're thinking in their heads?
Them niggas.
Ooh.
I'm not just gay shit again.
Hey, shut up nigger, you don't know about music.
This is what the Ops be singing to themselves when we play.
Whoa!
Then they realize that we destroy them!
You ain't living on no prior, motherfucker!
God ain't gonna save you!
Cause we're out here, we're destroying motherfuckers!
We're on a win streak!
I haven't played video games!
Since 28 fucking teen.
Alright?
I came back into retirement.
Alright?
I'm out here.
I just started playing mouse and keyboard literally a week ago.
I'm destroying motherfuckers.
I'm the best!
Alright?
Back to disrespect.
Fucking these phase niggas.
All these gamers, XQC, whatever, I'm the best.
I'm the most entertaining because I don't give a fuck.
I don't got no filter.
I say what the fuck is on my mind.
Alright?
If I see or hear some monkey on the other side breathing loud, I'm going to say, you're probably black.
If I hear somebody say, oh, love you, love you.
I'm probably going to say, you know what?
You can see it in HD. You Asian fuck.
If I hear Arab, I'm going to say hello.
How many drinks do you have, bro?
What?
How many do you have?
What do you mean how many drinks did I have, nigga?
Energy drinks, bro.
Energy drinks?
Don't worry how many I had.
Just get in the backpack.
Oh my god.
Just get in the backpack, bro.
Dude, you are definitely white, bro.
I'm white?
Definitely white.
What are you?
I know what I am.
What are you?
I'll tell you what I am.
Blacker than black.
I'll tell you what I am.
Fucking...
I've got some loot!
Halfway there.
Remember what you're saying, you're talking about it.
While I've got some loot!
Put a gun over here, bro.
Full gun.
We got the victims!
I mean, let me do it.
I mean, let me do it.
How does this fit?
We're just white, bro.
I'm white!
Niggas in the chat saying, uh, yo, you need some rest.
There is no rest!
We got victims to destroy.
right join the team chat faggot anybody else to chat besides us Or is it just the niggas in here?
Hello, I am a nigga.
Oh, what's up, Myth?
Keep a loggy on!
Oh shit, watch out, Walt!
Oh, good pin back!
Let's go!
One of them dead.
So, get the soldier.
One shot on the Ramatra.
Them niggas is all running, baby!
Oh, shit!
You know what?
Let's go more, I'm going more.
Oh, come on.
Sorry.
I'm gonna get that heal up sometimes Oh someone get pesky ass of getting soldiers out Oh I got the gun don't worry Niggas wanna brawl?
Niggas wanna brawl?
Let's go!
you're wrong bag it oh shit oh shit oh fucking all right Alright.
We got these dudes, bro.
We got them on this one.
We need group up.
Go quick, go quick.
Death in my wake.
Once I pop off, I'm going to switch to Ana.
Wait, what was that?
He's going to switch to Ana.
I got you.
Yo, get the Ryan.
He's out of position.
We can get this Ryan.
He's dead!
Let's go!
Let's go!
These niggas are getting molested now!
Get fucked!
Soldier!
Wolves!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I didn't even...
He's dead!
Get fucked!
Get fucked!
No, no, no!
That was a good trance, bro!
That was a good trance!
Good shit!
I got a Death Blossom, by the way!
Nice!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
I got linched!
Alright, I'm about to drop down on these niggas.
Let's do it!
Oh yeah!
What's up, faggots?
What's up, nigga?
Let's go!
Get the point, faggots!
Let's go, niggas!
Don't know what time it is!
Let's fucking go!
What you faggot's gonna do now?!
HUH?! Whatcha gonna do?!
When Captain Teabag runs wild on you?!
He's some ass!
Come on, you ain't ever tried it before?
I keep it refresh Niggas are staring at me ha ha ha STUPID I AIN'T DYING Nah I can keep wrecked don't worry I got you fresh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now that you do some shit like that, holy fuck.
They used everything.
Them niggas used everything, bro.
That's what I'm saying, man.
Them niggas used every ult because they suck dick at this game.
I came back with a vengeance. - Over here. - Over here. - He kills your enemy.
Aw, shit.
I need help.
Yeah, I got you, though.
Fuck, we need more heals, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
They're able to sustain a lot more than we are.
Okay, I'll switch.
Yeah, I'll probably...
The Ana will be good, too, for the Nano.
My revenge.
Five ult.
Okay, nice.
Go in, Moira.
I got you.
Let's do it Watch out I'm going to use a DPS. I'm going to use a DPS. Oh, shit.
I'm saying no, I will let you guys know if I'm getting jumped.
I have my ulti.
I'm using Death Blossom and I'll switch the second healer.
Oh shit.
Let's go.
Oh, that nigga hammered me down, fucking faggot!
Nothing you can do about it.
I slept him right after.
Yeah, it's okay, bro.
I'm sooner with you, bro.
Yeah, bitch solo ulted us, man.
No fucking whore.
Oh, what the fuck?
What the fuck?
Bro, this nigga, man.
Daaaang.
Bro, I'm the only one fucking left.
Oh, I'm fucking dead.
I'm so dead.
Bye bye.
Nice.
I saw that one fun one.
Oh, fuck.
Nah, I'm dead.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Done and dusted though How am I not dead right now?
Okay, there we go.
Yo, the Rhine is one shot.
There you go, Walt.
Alright, coming back right now.
Mercy is discorded.
Actually, I'm shooting this idiot.
Get on payload.
Get on payload.
We have two seconds left.
Two seconds left.
I'm dead, dude.
I'm dead.
There's a Moira on point, man.
She fucked me up.
Mercy's rezzing.
Yo, Mercy's rezzing somebody.
Shit, shit, shit.
No, no.
I'm trying to kill this fucking Moira, dude.
Oh fuck, no I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Fuck.
I had ult too.
God damn it.
Alright.
It's fine, we just gotta hold him.
Yeah, yeah.
Now we gotta do is do better next time All right I You know what?
Okay, I'm just gonna go bastion All right, we'll have extra DPS we can fuck them up.
Yeah Yeah, yeah.
Crush!
Whoa, pick whatever you want, bro.
There you go.
Amid Discord, we will find tranquility.
Let's make this quick.
Behold my creation.
You couldn't have done that ahead of us?
Dude, they didn't have to walk so far, dude.
Where are we gonna hold them?
From here?
Yeah, let me go up top.
I'm also up top.
They got a soldier up top.
Yeah, I see him.
Aw, man, we already lost...
Why?
No, I mean, no, no, I'm sorry, I meant to say we already lost a character.
Oh, oh, gotcha.
Wait, you, you, you giving up that quick?
No, no, no, my bad, I didn't mean that much.
We don't give up over here, bro.
Ryan is weak as fuck, guys.
Yeah, he's literally so low.
Watch out, you're getting pinched.
What the fuck?
Soldiers literally two health, bro.
Oh my fucking god.
A temporary setback.
Oh, he's at two fucking hells!
I'm gonna jump by Mora.
I'm dead.
Oh my god, dude!
I'm on my way back.
I'm on my way back.
That fucking shit, God.
What the fuck do you soldier think he's doing, bro?
This is crazy.
Let us hope.
Let us hope.
Oh shit.
Get fucking raped, Ryan!
You suck!
I don't miss, nigga!
Damn!
Okay, I vote.
I vote.
Yeah, some of y'all are making fun of me for not strafing.
I know, guys.
I know.
I'm still learning this keyboard shit, nigga.
Trying to just aim, man.
Fuck, bro.
Who should I use it on?
I'm definitely better.
Oh, the soldier's still fucking annoying.
Okay.
Fucking faggoty so mad.
It's Lazy Turtle, actually.
I have to go Genji, I have to go Genji Fuck fuck fuck Nah, that's game.
Damn it, bro.
Did we lose?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on.
It ain't over till the fat lady sings!
Aw, damn it.
Oh, fuck.
I'm on there.
Nah, they're...
Damn, that fat bitch's singing.
Oh my god, let go.
fucking way as more more crazy on her team Oh, that's what I'm saying!
That bitch still tries though.
Alright, I'm gonna read chats.
Yeah, what's going on in the chat?
Damn, man.
The streak ended, man.
Fuck!
God damn it.
Hey, man.
We tried, bro.
Well?
Is that it, man?
Just a block of heels, honestly.
That shit was ass.
Are we done, guys?
biggest news everyone you want to do one more win If he wins one more time, the training won't stop.
They were queued up.
Yeah, one more and I'm off.
You ain't going nowhere!
Yeah, but he didn't come back.
We ain't going nowhere.
We ain't going nowhere.
There!
The train continues!
There's no brakes on this train!
Let's fucking go Let's go!
Let's go!
There's no breaks!
We keep going!
There is no end.
We will continue to go.
They will not stop us!
We cannot be stopped!
Alright?
- Yo, can you play some Sexy Red? - How have you not lost your voice is my question.
Where the fuck did your voice come back from?
What's the other thing?
I don't know.
Two levels above you, baby.
Hug me, baby.
I'ma make you love me, baby.
You faggots know what time it is?
We're not leaving!
There's only one way to go!
We're not leaving.
Yeah, faggot!
We will not stop!
They cannot stop us.
We're the best.
We're the best gaming streamers.
We just started this shit, and we're gonna take over.
You fucking faggots been safe the past five years, but now I'm here.
What y'all niggas gonna do?
We're here.
We got the game and the choke call that we're not stopping!
We're taking over gaming two faggots Let's fucking go We can't be stopped!
I'm in your mama crib waiting!
Nigga, you playing Diddy right now, bro?
No, it's Biggie, nigga.
What are you talking about?
Okay.
Yo, by the way, there's some sexy red, bro.
Some sexy red?
Sexy red.
Pressure gay.
What the fuck?
Nah, you are a faggot.
That checks out.
Come on, man.
Let's get lit, bro.
I don't know how I feel about fags.
I mean...
What do you think?
Nah.
Nah.
My back is hurting from all this carrying, bro.
My back is hurting from all this carrying.
- You carrying his win.
I could have used that carrying last game 'cause it definitely wasn't then.
Nigga, we all die, bro.
I can help that.
My back is hurting from all this carrying, man.
Are you sure it wasn't from last night?
Hey, man.
Hey, yo, pause.
What is happening?
Yeah, with that.
What's that?
That's happening.
Are you like walking around or something?
What's going on?
I don't see you on stream.
Oh, shit.
You were in the...
You were for a police department?
He used to be the feds.
Hence, fed reacts.
Bro, I can't be on this, then.
I can't be talking to him like this.
You're a criminal?
No, no.
No, not me.
Not me.
No.
What the fuck?
It's too late, nigga.
You're one of us.
Okay, okay.
I think I did that.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck was that?
That was...
Exit.
Of here.
From my canal.
I'm tired, bro.
Yeah, man, we I mean we play some very good games man, you know Oh Nah, that's why.
Bro, how long is this queue?
2 to 6 in the morning, bro.
Sorry, almost 7 in the morning.
I think I was sleeping.
Yeah, I know, but all the other games were only like 4 minutes, 4 or 5 minutes.
*Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough* What is happening right now?
Alright niggas Yo Bitch We're not leaving on L! We're coming back!
We're gonna get this victory, goddammit!
Fuck you, we are.
You don't stop the train!
We're getting it back in blood, faggots!
We gotta end it on W at least.
Uh.
Oh my gosh, he's gonna go grab a pizza, get a lurch.
Come on, I'll be back.
Need some coconut water.
Coconut water's for faggots.
Coconut water?
What are you, fucking gay?
Gay!
What the fuck?
You're from the islands, bro.
We drink coconut water all the time.
Coconut water's good for you.
I mean...
Only fucking white people drink that shit, bro.
Nigga, no they don't.
Yeah, no, that's some white people shit right there, dawg.
The next thing you know, you're gonna tell me you drink fucking or you eat avocado toast or something, dude.
Alright, it's nigga time right now.
We getting it back in blood, motherfuckers.
There's no brakes on this train.
As I brush my hair Yeah, we spin the chat Shorty, never dub the day I'm walking Saddest girl Hit his lil' ass with his sweatshop Let that switch up his nerves Fuck the eyes inside my city Look broke up the middle You can't come back to your hood, huh?
He was dissing on my cousin Now his ass hauling that wood Look his ass, I wish he would come B-Roy pop up at that car with that new clock I'm getting in one These boys don't want to play us because they know what time it is.
They know they're going to lose.
Yo, honestly.
What are you motherfuckers at?
Okay, I'm back With my cocoa water.
Fag.
Hey, listen, man.
Next time you're gonna tell me you eat fucking avocado toast.
Like...
Oh, no.
Hell no, bro.
Yeah, at least you ain't going that way.
Oh no, it's 7 in the morning.
People have lights.
What?
Bro.
What the fuck is that?
What are you talking about life?
That's what I'm saying.
What gives you one about?
What's the kiss?
What?
Me.
What?
Bro, you gay.
Nah.
Who wants a kiss, man?
I do, bro.
Give me a kiss right now.
Wait, what?
Give me a kiss.
Bro, I was kidding, bro.
First, you gay.
You don't have no chocolate, bro?
What the fuck?
Come on.
Yeah, Brandon, you're gay, bro.
Bro, it was a Hershey's kiss.
Come on.
Yeah, okay.
I got you, bro.
Yeah.
That's what I meant.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See?
I'm not gay.
You gay.
We want this kiss.
When you say it like that, it makes you weird.
Nigga said play Halo.
Bro, I don't even know if you could play Halo.
Halo?
Ew, let's play some Rust.
Yeah.
We're going to practice range, fuck it.
Yo.
Fire range.
Yeah, hold on one second.
I gotta fix this shit.
So he said, I'm trying to figure out how...
Oh, wait.
Hold on.
He was saying there was a way that you could, uh...
Hold on, he was saying there's a way that you can fucking fix your settings or some shit like that.
Hold on.
I'm gonna figure that out right now because my shit is moving crazy fast.
Oh, that shit is...
Settings on Windows.
Settings.
This shit rough.
Y'all gotta come try this shit, bro.
What?
Come to the firing range.
Mouse settings?
Gaming, maybe?
Let me type this shit in.
Come to the firing range, bro.
This shit.
How about...
Well, don't do it as him.
Fuck.
Fuck.
I'm good.
I'm good at this.
Oh, because you're literally just AOE. Okay, I think I just fixed it.
I think I just fixed it.
I dare you.
Hell no.
I dare you.
Oh, shit.
Go ahead.
Switch.
I dare you go.
Hold on.
We go 800.
Cool.
The fuck you mean I got a maximum of five speeds, faggot?
What are y'all niggas talking about?
What the hell am I doing right now?
Bro.
Oh shit, that's fast Shit Oh Step right up.
It's high noon.
Hello?
It's Reinhardt.
Okay.
Apex Legends.
I don't play this shit.
Fuck Apex Legends.
Bro, what the?
Goddamn.
Nigga, this is so fast.
Get this shit the fuck outta here.
Hold on, faggots.
Oh, man.
Bro, what?
Oh, lord.
Okay.
Get this shit, manage profile.
Get this shit the fuck outta here.
Who plays this shit?
Apex Legends.
I don't play this faggotry.
Get this shit outta here.
What game?
Bro.
Hey, that's my kill.
What's it though?
Bro, oh lord, that's fast.
Bro.
Okay, I'm trying to get this shit off.
Get off my shit, man!
Bro.
The chat's just watching me struggle.
Try to do this shit, man.
Bro!
What are you...
What are you doing right now?
Trying to get this shit off, man.
Okay.
There we go.
The yellow.
Alright.
2000.
Cool.
Alright.
Okay.
Alright, what do you mean I got a maximum of five speeds?
I'm done!
No, you're messing with your DPI. Yeah.
I gotcha.
Bro, this shit is gay.
I'm trying to...
Yeah, that just makes your sensitivity, like, whack.
Bro, I'm trying to fix it right now and it's being gay, man.
Bro, man.
You can reset it or like...
If you go in-game, you can set your sensitivity lower.
I'm gonna kill him right now.
Let's get him.
If you go in the game, you can also do your sensitivity to help with the DPI. Oh, come on.
Bro, this is so fucking annoying, bro.
You killed the man yourself, you fool.
Oh, this is slow as fuck.
What the hell?
Bro, just adjust your sensitivity in game.
Hold on one second.
This nigga slow as shit!
Hold on.
Like I'm saying bro, gesture says 17 in game.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
If I go, if I swipe, the whole mouse, boom.
That's only a, that's a 180!
Yo, this slow as fuck!
Honestly, slower is better, or the most one?
Nigga, why are you pushing me?
Get the fuck off me, faggot!
Why are you humping me, man?
He caught on.
Yeah, this shit's slow as fuck.
What the fuck are you?
*gunshot* *gunshot* Bro.
*gunshot* Bro, this is fucking weird, man.
Are you still messing with your DPI? I'm trying to, but my shit won't, like...
Maybe it's because my Overwatch DPI is slow.
Hold on, hold on.
Bro, stop humping me, you weirdo.
Hold on, maybe I need a fucking...
Maybe I should make this shit like an eight.
Alright, so if I swipe the whole way across...
Let vengeance consume you!
It does a 180.
Damn this shit is slow.
Tango erased.
*gunshot* If I swipe all the way across my keyboard, I do like a 560.
You do a 560?
Oh shit, I need to fix my gesso.
Oh god, hold on.
I like mine a little higher than most, but honestly...
Like if I slap it across my whole entire mouse pad, I do like a 560.
Um. um Um...
Yeah, I have to hit the Genji.
Join team chat.
Yep.
Oh shit.
Did I just fuck myself up?
God dammit, I don't know what I'm doing!
Ah, fuck.
Whatever.
We're in this now, boys.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Round one.
Capture the objective.
Oh shit!
*Clears throat* *Clears throat* Amid discord, we will find tranquility.
*Clears throat* *Clears throat* Behold what's wrong. *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* *Clears throat* The help isn't optimal.
Over here!
Echo here.
I
*Rain* *Rain* Oh Oh Oh Oh Kickin
ass baby Taking names!
That's what's up.
Let's go.
Hey, is your mouse good?
I think so.
I'm melting these kids.
That's good, that's good.
They're going back again.
They're going back here.
D on the left.
Oh shit number they changed it up.
They changed it up.
Okay good little bag bag.
Woo!
Get off me bitch!
Deficating memorial.
Get ready, bitch!
Let's fuckin' go!
These niggas can't stop me!
The sensitivity's on point now!
I can't be stopped Let's fucking go Get in the backpack, faggots!
Woo!
Easy!
She was sucking me.
What's that?
Niko, what'd you say?
That shit was gay.
Don't ever say that again, bro.
Stay close.
I can't heal you if you stray.
Fagbag.
What a beautiful day!
Let's make the most of it.
All right, let's wreck these niggas.
Damn, Sloppy Toppy man, what's wrong with your keyboard, nigga?
I'm telling you whacking it.
What do you mean?
You got that loud-ass mechanical keyboard, bro.
Nah, I got that.
I got that clacky keyboard Yeah, they're behind us over here man up top Bitches weak though.
Oh shit The mantra though Oh I'm melting these boys now!
I'm melting these boys now!
I ain't missing now!
I'm on my way back, I'm on my way back.
Get right, Mercy, you suck!
Hell bozo.
Damn, McCree weak!
Damn, McCree weak!
Fuck him up!
Yeah, he's dead, he's dead.
Monkey man!
Get the Jamal!
Get the monkey!
Yeah!
What'd you think about that, Kareem?
Get fucked up!
He just did the Jamal.
Yeah, he did.
He definitely did.
I'm sorry.
Yo, what the fuck?
Actually, I know a guy named Jamal.
He is indeed black.
Or the Kareem, or whatever you want to call him.
I thought it was Tyrone.
Tyrone, too.
No, it's actually...
John Kwan, Dan Davis, Punkweepree, the third.
Oh, Jamal coming out!
Oh, Jamal weak!
Jamal weak!
Hey, get raped, Jamal!
That nigga got melted Oh, oh my red oh my bitch You don't want it, bitch!
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, this McCree got me from the other side, bro.
What the fuck nigga trash?
Oh, that's what I'm saying, bro.
This McCree just fucking eking shit.
He took forever to shoot down.
He's trash.
Oh, yeah.
He's not very good.
He just takes a long time.
Takes a long time to aim.
They must not take the objective.
Oh, shit.
Oh, he's using all...
Oh, man.
Damn, bro.
I almost got out of range Chuck your visor activated Go on, you got nobody with that shit, dude.
You trash.
Oh.
Yo, I'm going to create one shot, man.
Oh, damn.
Okay, I'm just gonna back off because y'all niggas all dead.
Back the fuck up, motherfucker.
Yeah, I'm backing up.
I have ult, I have ult.
You're all trash, bro.
You're all trash, nigga.
Let's be honest here.
They can't be good.
You're all trash, nigga.
You shoot two dragons, bro.
This shit trash.
Come all over here, come all over here!
Watch out!
Monkey gone!
Monkey gone!
Get the rest of the Welfare Squad!
Oh, McCree!
McCree up top!
That nigga trash!
That nigga trash, man!
What was that?
It looks like the fucking rape train is back!
Oh fuck, we ain't starting that again.
It looks like we're back!
Can I get on the train?
Yes, you can get on the train.
What race are you though?
What race are you?
Are you black or you white?
You're what?
You said my ult was...
Wait, wait, are you black or white?
Where are you?
What's your race?
I'll see.
Alright bro.
We gotta bring him on.
He didn't even tell us his race.
It's fine.
He's clearly white.
I can get my next placement.
Alright, he's clearly white, though.
We gotta bring him in.
What was his thing again?
Durwo?
He's so soft as hell, bro.
Hey, man.
So what, bro?
I got him.
I invited him.
What's up, bro?
You didn't finish telling us where your race was, bro.
What's your race?
Come on.
Come on, man.
Hold on, man.
Nigga, you got a mic?
We know you're there.
We know you got one.
As long as he ain't black We'll see You shouldn't ever hear my keyboard anymore I
Well, if I press hard, let me see.
The rave train begins again, my friends!
The win streak is back!
Fast game time.
Let's go.
I guess it's heals for us.
you you What are you doing, man?
I will crush them.
Crash them!
I will not leave a broken world behind.
Allah, Jack, my own friends!
This is going to be delightful!
My greetings!
A pleasure very much.
That served you.
Spies.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Objective unlock.
It is...
Alright, let's get it.
All right, let's go.
Yo, Durwo, you there, bro?
What's up?
Why weren't you talking before, faggot?
We're trying to get ahold of you.
I'm right here.
So, like, what's your race?
Damn, way to Jesus.
Alright, alright.
Yo, can we get this Pharah, please?
Oh, Lord, she's shooting at me.
Pharah in the sky.
Yeah, yeah, she's almost dead.
She's almost dead.
She's literally like one shot, bro Got her She sucks.
Nice.
Nice.
We are gonna dominate this shit.
D.V on the right.
She's already weak.
Yeah, Farrah's on the right.
There we go, alright Over there, more was on the left, more was on the left Taking damage Nice!
Go Duro, don't go that far, don't go that far.
I can't hear you over there.
I have Sombra now too though.
D.Va's D.Va running away cause she sucks.
Yo, L. D.Va.
She's still behind us.
She's still behind us.
I see her.
She's good.
She's definitely going to run away.
Sombra behind us.
Sombra behind us.
Yep.
I'm getting her.
What the fuck, man?
So fucking lucky.
I can't see you.
I can't see you.
Here you go, hero.
Hey, bro.
Bro, this Pharah is so fucking annoying.
Bro, don't go in the building.
I can't see you if you're in there, dawg.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I saw that.
Nah, I'm dead.
I'm dead for sure.
I have fucking Sombra.
I can't- I fucking hate Sombra, dude.
You're, uh, Dero, you might want to back out.
Yeah, you don't have heals.
*Loud sound* *Loud sound* Stop the robot!
*Loud sound* *Loud sound* Bears in the tunnel Oh Where you going, brother?
Someone please get this Pharah.
I'm trying to fucking keep you guys from dying.
Yeah.
Pharah one shot now.
I need heals.
I need heals.
God damn it.
Thank you.
Yeah, no, I got you bro.
I have ult.
Wait guys, stay alive, stay alive, stay alive.
I got you with ult.
I got you with ult.
We got you niggas.
Yo, top one healers, man.
Bro, someone come get their fucking song, bro.
Nice.
Nice pull.
No fucking way.
She's dead.
She's dead.
Nice.
Oh my god!
Fucking bitch!
I can't even shoot this goddamn Mercy, man!
Aw, fuck, bro.
Fucking bitch, man.
Such a gay-ass character.
Bro, there's fucking Pharaoh, bro.
I fucking hate Pharaoh.
Get the fuck up me ho!
I think you are.
There's a Moira behind me chasing me.
Yo, man.
Moira behind us, bro.
I almost had that heal on you.
Fucking bitch, man.
I was just trying to heal you, bro.
She was...
Flank it.
Yo, that's why their team sucks.
Why is she chasing me instead of healing their team?
Fucking scrub, bro.
That's why they're losing so bad.
Their positioning is trash.
Oh, literally.
Tactical visor activated.
Oh, I... Okay.
Alright.
We just got to...
That's so stupid.
We just got to...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
yeah yeah for that folks I'm also stopping Oh shit!
I got you, duck, I got you.
I have ult, I have ult.
Oh, you don't gotta worry about dying.
Oh fuck.
Oh no!
Fuck!
Fuck me dude So stupid You'll have to try harder than that Yeah, yeah.
We're just giving them a chance.
That's all that is.
Look at how far we pushed it versus how far they pushed the niggas trashed.
They literally haven't pushed it at all.
Oh my gosh, she's so lucky, bro.
I have ult.
Nah, let's just push.
I'm gonna use ult, alright?
Ah, fuck.
I got you, dogger.
I got you.
Don't worry about it.
I appreciate it.
She slapped.
What the fuck?
Bro, they're really targeting you.
Yo, they're really running after me, bro.
These niggas are trash.
Did you see that?
What the fuck?
I had so many heals on you bro and I still couldn't keep up.
Bro dudes are fucking faggots man.
Yeah,
oh Oh Oh Oh Hmm Bro oh Oh Oh Oh Hmm Bro
C'mon, c'mon get this Zarya.
Got her.
Nice, nice, nice.
And the Spare is back.
Nice, nice fucking grab dude.
Bro, I'm fucking dead.
Oh!
Nice!
Bro, you're a god!
Holy shit!
Yo, sleep this nigga!
Yo, what a play!
Good shit, bro!
That was wild!
I'm using ult My tree is gone Find cover!
The flames of liberation Alright soldier, I tried to heal you.
I couldn't.
No problem.
I think Romatro got in the way.
The ferret killed himself because he sucks.
Oh my god, he's going to fucking...
Maui bro.
Oh my god, nevermind.
I can't hear you.
Actually, yeah, just fall back.
They have 30 seconds.
We got this.
Come ulti.
*Mario's voice* Nice.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Aw, fuck.
Bro.
I'm more.
Oh, my God.
Woo!
11,000 heals though!
Let's group up, let's group up.
We always do it with one push and then we're done.
We can stop them pushing!
Join us!
One wipe, one wipe!
Yep, yep.
tactical visor activated I got you soldier Come here.
Come here, boy.
Thank you.
No problem, and that's it.
That's the game.
Faggots.
Let's fucking go, man.
Yo, they were focusing so fucking hard on us, and we still beat them, bro.
They literally were just rushing for the healers, bro, that whole round, and they still lost.
Fucking faggots.
Oh, and I still had 11,000 heals.
Fucking scrubs.
I am gonna get off.
Is that the end of the rape train?
Ooh.
Oh!
Wow, I didn't even go up a fucking rank.
Yeah, I need one more game, bro.
I need one more.
We gotta do one more, guys.
Yeah, I'm getting off, though.
No, nigga.
There's no breaks on the rape chain.
We need one more win.
Come on.
One more, bro.
Okay, okay.
One more.
I have to get off, alright?
Alright, faggot.
Come on.
Put me some slack And that was that was quick as shit Select your hero These faggots want to get to work!
Alright, alright, alright.
Kills again?
Fuck you, why not?
Whoa?
Team chat.
Yeah, sorry, my bad.
Heels.
The one he is for sure.
I will not leave a broken world behind.
I wish violence never solved anything.
It would make peace so much easier.
Hello.
A mega slashing as yours will show up on every radar.
That's just the way I like it.
Gitbox.
Stay sharp.
It's harder to keep you alive when you're distracted.
Alright, let's destroy these scrubs, bro.
Easy, bro.
Literally one push.
Five, four, three, two, one.
Attackers incoming.
Alright, wall back up, wall back up, wall back up, wall back up.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking Pharaoh, bro.
Of course they do.
Yeah, because they're fags.
I mean, it makes sense when you think about it.
She's where I find her.
Fuck her up, D.Va!
Good shit.
Oh, what the fuck?
Walt!
Dude, you got melted.
What the fuck was that?
And I was wild I see you it's okay.
We're We hold you down, Walt.
Yo, there's a Mei behind you, D.Va.
Yeah, I can't do that shit.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, I need help.
I need help.
Mei on me.
I got you, I got you.
I got you with the heals.
I got you with the heals.
Okay, I'm running away because this bitch is chasing you dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good call.
Good call.
D.Va, D.Va, come here.
Yo, top one heals right now, bro.
Top one heals.
Back up, wall.
100%, bro.
We're keeping you sorry-ass niggas alive.
One of them quit, they're so mad.
One of them quit, they're so mad!
Oh, easy bro.
Get or leave.
PUNISH THEM!
No mercy, Walt!
No mercy!
I feel like we're fucking watching 300.
No mercy!
Oh, what the fuck?
Damn, okay.
Okay, back up, back up, back up.
Yeah, back up, back up, back up.
I have ult, too.
I'm 95 to nano.
Let me see if this nade works.
I'm using it, I'm using it.
I have to.
Alright, we're gonna fucking die if I don't.
I'm gonna die anyway, dude.
I'm trying to get you, soldier.
I can't get you.
Alright Wall, you know what to do nigga.
I'm pocketing you.
Get the fuck out there.
There's someone over there.
Don't chase, don't chase.
I don't need.
Aw shit!
Get the Jamal!
I got you dawg, I got you dawg, don't worry.
Oh fuck I'm dead, I'm dead Fuck him up!
Aw shit!
I'm coming back.
I'm coming back right now Don't don't fucking die bro Eva I'm talking to you Fuck fuck fuck I'm getting fucked by a fucking boira dude I got you!
That nade!
Clutch nade!
Slept on a Winston, let's go!
Get the soldier.
Get the soldier.
Ana on point.
Ana on point, bro.
I got you, bro.
I got you.
I'm the better Ana, bitch.
Oh, that's it.
Let's fucking go.
They got fucking molested.
Let's go!
I mean that's pretty much a PG.
Score.
Zero to zero.
Switching sides.
It's a death side of the internet, dude.
Huge day.
Nah, he don't need enough.
*Mario's voice* We can't be stopped.
What the fuck was that?
Don't worry what it was.
That was so loud.
Falcon!
Punch!
Yannix, can you hear them sound effects?
They're loud.
This should be quick For the moment we have a common purpose let's focus on that All right, you guys ready to destroy these scrubs I Oh yeah.
Oh, two of them quit!
Two of them quit!
Niggas mad!
Two of them quit, bro!
They rage quit!
Oh, two of them did?
Two of them quit!
That's wild!
Nah, they're fucked!
Niggas saw that name sloppy toppy and stuff.
Fuck this shit.
Oh, they really did.
Yeah, Jamal, you better accept your victory or your loss, bro.
Let's fucking go!
Nah, that's wild.
GG. Alright, let's see what that ring is.
Let's see what it is.
What the fuck, bro?
Oh, the fucking...
This was the play of the game?
What the fuck?
This shit trash, nigga!
What the fuck is this?
Yo, Darryl, what the fuck, bro?
You playing on a fucking mule connection?
That was fucking wack.
Five wins, one loss.
Alright, we bronze too.
We rank it up, baby.
Okay.
Yo, I'll tell you this, bro.
I'll tell you this.
The climb is going to be real.
I just started playing keyboard and mouse less than a week ago.
I've been playing keyboard and mouse for about four days now.
I'm about to start destroying niggas once I get good with this.
I'm going to go back to GM like I was on console.
Mark my words, faggots.
Watch the climb.
Alright, nigga.
We're done now.
I'm getting off.
Hold on, hold on.
Before you niggas get off, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I got one thing that I got to play.
Okay.
Alright.
You niggas can't leave yet.
We gotta do this.
Okay, alright, alright.
Bro, save my, like, like...
Carrying me?
Nah, dude.
You see those?
You see those fucking heels?
You know how many times you wouldn't die without me?
We won most of our games.
These faggots gonna stop us.
We're the best.
We can't be stopped.
We won't be stopped.
We're the best podcasters.
We're the best game streamers.
I just started playing this game about a month ago and now look at us.
We're destroying niggas.
I just played keyboard and mouse four days ago.
We gonna destroy these niggas.
We are the best Let's fucking get it Alright niggas I hope you guys were entertained by that stream.
Their first Fresh to Fit Gamer stream.
We are the best.
We had about 4,000 of y'all watching us the whole time.
I think we're on some gold right now.
I'm going to read these chats.
Yo, Brandon, I'll add you as a friend, faggot.
Sloppy toppy nigga.
You got the gayest name ever.
I'm going to add you as a friend, though.
I'm only doing it for affirmative action, though.
Okay.
Hold on, what the fuck?
Add battle on that front.
Okay, there you go.
I should definitely run this again, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We gonna rock on these niggas, man.
That's what they're talking about.
Yeah.
We all gonna get the masters together.
Grandmaster.
We absolutely will.
What else was I gonna say here?
I lost my fucking voice.
I was gonna say something.
God damn it.
Oh, yeah.
Fresh, I'm gonna read the chats real quick.
Hold on.
Options.
God damn it.
We'll go back to windowed.
So I can actually move freely in this shit.
Alright, let's read the chats.
I'm gonna read the Rumble Rants.
Okay, let's see here.
We got, um...
W, fresh with the clutch.
Cool.
W, Myron, one of the best gaming streams out there.
Thank you.
Does Myron look like he having a seizure when he dances?
Stop hating, nigga.
Do we have any other Rumble Rants?
Alright, I think we're caught up here.
Yeah, I definitely lost my voice, bro.
Holy fuck.
Yeah, you...
You getting in there, bro.
I'm done.
I'm fucking cooked.
Yo, I've been up for fucking 25 hours right now.
No, 20...
Holy shit, 27 hours.
Fuck.
Damn, bro.
Yeah, man.
There's no breaks on the stream.
You need to sleep.
Yo, I was playing that good, and I was fucking dead, bro.
Imagine when I'm rested.
I'm gonna destroy these niggas.
We'll stream tomorrow again, probably for y'all ninjas.
Alright.
Sounds good to me.
Alright, guys.
I hope you enjoyed this stream.
We gonna end this bad boy.
Bro, the sun is up, bro.
The sun is up?
God damn, the sun's up.
Fresh don't deserve that.
Yo, give me fire emojis in here if you guys enjoyed this shit.
Let's see here.
We got, uh...
Pointer options enhance pointer precision.
I think I did that already.
I'ma fix my fucking shit with the mouse stuff.
I'm Smash Bros player about to start playing Overwatch.
Yeah, guys.
Yeah.
You guys want it?
Hold on.
I'll show you guys my shit.
Yeah, if you guys want to add me.
Where's my gamertag?
How the fuck do I even show y'all niggas my gamertag?
What the fuck?
There you go.
Captain T-Bag, there's my battle tag right there.
Hold on, let me put the fucking thing so you guys can see my screen.
Y'all see that shit?
Captain T-Bag, one word, number 11704.
That's me.
Alright?
So...
But this nigga said Widowmaker is fine as fuck.
And that freshest shit is right here if you want to add fresh, guys.
He's, uh...
What's this nigga's shit?
Your poverty-ass gamer type.
Nigga, what the hell?
What's your shit?
Violated.
Yeah, this is freshest shit.
Yo, Sloppy Toppy, why your shit fucking private, nigga?
Why are you gay?
Wait, what?
What's private?
Your fucking career profile's private, you fag.
Oh, shit, really?
Yeah, man, that's gay.
How do I change that?
That's gay, bro.
I didn't even know you could do that.
Yeah, man, that's gay.
Damn, that's wild.
So.
Oh.
Yeah.
There you go.
There you go.
It's on public.
It's on public.
Yo, like I said before, guys, I said this before, I said it again.
We're taking over all streaming.
We're taking over the video game world.
We're taking over the podcast world.
We're taking over the self-improvement world.
We're taking over the entrepreneurial world.
Guys, we are diversified.
We've taken over true crime.
There's no other YouTubers that are as diversified as us.
Alright?
We literally give y'all niggas everything.
All right?
All I ask is that you follow the channel, subscribe to us on YouTube, follow us on Rumble, support.
And yeah, bro, I don't even know.
We were going kind of crazy on here.
I don't even know if I could keep this shit on fucking Rumble.
But whatever.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
I'm getting friend requests like crazy now.
Niggas send me all kinds of friends.
Shout out to y'all ninjas, man.
Uh...
Alright, man.
Last thoughts.
Alright, what do you want to give your last thoughts, Fresh?
Nigga, I'm going to bed.
The sun is up.
What's your last thoughts, nigga?
You don't got no last thoughts?
Come on, give us something.
I was playing the game three times.
I slayed it.
Nigga.
Oh, here we go, bro.
I'm tired of carrying niggas.
My back hurts.
Fresh.
See, that's my last thoughts, man.
You can't argue my last thoughts.
No, nigga, because you can't say that you carry it without me fucking carrying you.
That's sex.
Nigga, you be reckless.
The only reason you be living is because I be fucking running behind you, healing you.
Nigga, that's your job, bro.
No, it's not my job to fucking chase after you and die.
You be putting me in some dangerous situations, bro.
We win the games, right?
Nigga, you be putting me in some really dangerous situations, bro.
It's fucking crazy.
Nah, you rushing that shit with no regard for strategy, bro.
This nigga crazy, bro.
Hey, what's your last fuck, Brandon?
Holy shit, the friends requests are coming in.
Alright, I'm gonna add all y'all niggas right now, because I know you guys are watching on the stream, so...
Last thoughts?
Y'all are fucking wild.
But that shit was fun as fuck.
And I'm better.
I'm just better.
Yo, Brandon, let me ask you this, though.
Yo, why are people on this game fucking faggots, bro?
Like, everyone is like...
Like, every time I say fag...
You know, every time I say fag on Overwatch, they're like, Oh, dude, that's problematic.
Why do you use words like that?
I'm like, shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot.
People are so gay.
Dude, they just fucking liberals, dude.
I don't know.
I don't know what's up with that shit.
Goddamn, I don't even know half.
Goddamn, y'all niggas spamming me right now.
Fresh, you got a bunch of friend requests?
No.
Niggas don't like you, though.
Wait, what's your gamertag?
Tell your gamertag, faggot.
How do I show Fresh's gamertag?
It's okay, man.
Nah, nigga, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What's your shit?
Come on, man.
Stop being a faggot, bro.
Yeah, I'm out.
Alright, guys.
This is a great stream.
W wins.
Bro.
You actually can't find it.
How do you find that shit?
Yeah, how do you find it, bro?
Why you got your shit on private, nigga?
I don't know, dude.
Oh.
Wait, what the fuck?
Oh wait.
Yo guys spam L fresh in my chat bro.
The Stega don't want to give his gamer a bad attack.
My right heart is level 27, bro.
What does that mean?
I mean, I can give you mine if you want it, but...
Go ahead, Sloppy Toppy.
What's your number, nigga?
Number 1282.
1282?
That's it.
1597.
What is it?
15 what?
1597.
All right, niggas.
Add fresh.
1597.
You said 1597?
Fresh, what'd you say?
Okay.
Yeah, I think it was 1-5.
1-5-9-7.
1-5-9-7?
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, either way, Fresh, you're a faggot, man.
Facts.
Then that when you won the games, man.
How many games did we win and lose?
We won like most of our games, right?
We only lost like once or twice.
Yeah, we probably won like 90% of our games.
Wait, hold on.
Nah, bro.
This is Twitch friend request, bro.
I'm going to bed.
Y'all niggas tweaking.
What the fuck?
Yo, yo, y'all niggas tweaking bad.
Alright.
Alright.
Yeah, I know.
Hold on.
I'ma accept all y'all niggas friend requests.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me fucking...
Saitama.
Saitama is cool.
That's cool.
Hold on.
Where the fuck?
You watch anime?
You a fucking nerd like that?
Duh, nigga.
I'm playing a fucking online game, bro.
Bro.
Stame.
What you watching right now?
What you watching right now?
Oh, fuck that shit.
Yeah, I can't do that.
No, I'm not gonna lie.
I skipped a lot of shit.
I watched reviews and shit.
Alright, I accepted all y'all niggas, man.
Now I got a bunch of friends.
I accepted everybody.
Sweet.
Hey, let's go, bro.
You're popular.
Hey, man.
Nah, man.
Bro, it's better, man.
You got a bunch of niggas that you can play with, bro, that aren't faggots.
It actually works out better.
They're not all good.
Nigga, you're not good though, but I play with you.
Yeah, I'm terrible.
Anybody that watches the stream can see that today.
Wait, what's so funny, nigga?
Oh, man.
Nah, I'm just laughing.
I'm just laughing because we're about to really take over the video game streaming world, bro.
That's why I'm laughing.
Oh, yeah.
That shit's already wrapped.
That's why I'm laughing.
We're really about to take over, nigga.
Holy shit, niggas just joining.
How the fuck did these niggas join?
They're invading our shit.
Wait, what the fuck?
Wait, how did that happen?
Niggas just invo- What the fuck?
Where'd y'all niggas come from, bro?
Oh shit, get that motherfucker out of here, bro.
Yo, niggas just joined the street, bro.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
Alright, well...
I guess they're invading.
Yeah, they're invading.
Alright guys, I've been up for like 27-28 hours now.
I'm gonna sleep.
Yeah, I think it's time.
It's time.
Alright ninjas.
Yo Fresh.
What's up nigga?
What the fuck?
Why you say it like that?
This nigga's name is Gnome Billy.
What the fuck?
Oh my god bro, we're getting invaded man.
What the fuck?
Yo, this is just invading, bro.
What the hell?
Yeah, I have no idea how they're getting in here.
Yeah, I think it's because I got the party on open.
Oh, it's on public?
Yeah, I think I got it.
Yeah, I fucked up.
Yeah, it's just an open.
Fuck it.
I'm the man of the people.
Jacob, the one I just sent you a friend request, he's one of your mods, man.
Yeah, of course.
I know, bro.
I know.
Jacob.
Yeah, I accepted.
He said love from trying to...
I accept his request and then remove him.
Why would I do that?
I don't know.
Just because.
Oh, man.
Just because...
Alright ninjas, we're gonna- we're gonna get off bro, cuz we're dead.
We gave y'all- how long were we on this stream, bro?
Nigga, at least five hours.
Yeah, no, four- four hours.
Three and a half.
Three and a half.
Bro, we gave these niggas- I'm not fuckin' niggas!
Bro, did we give these niggas like eight hours of streaming the content?
More!
Nigga, I get to my soul.
Yo, W, gorilla mind.
Yeah, facts.
W, gorilla mind.
Who the fuck is giga, nigga?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
Bro, what the fuck are y'all niggas talking about, bro?
Who the fuck is giga, nigga?!
You what?!
What the fuck?
Stupid!
Nah, I'm out of this call.
I'm out of this call.
Yo, the weird niggas have invaded, bro.
Here we go, weird niggas invaded.
Yo, W mythology.
Alright ninjas, I think this is the end for us.
Alright guys, we might stream tomorrow actually.
Hopefully I'll get my voice back.
I'll take Fresh's place because he's fucking trash.
Just so you know, I don't play trash like Fresh.
Nigga, your name is Numbilly.
Oh shit, here we go.
Nigga, you suck.
Shut up.
What kind of name is that?
Damn.
Fatality.
Lone billy.
Wanna go 1v1?
Let's go.
Oh, nigga, you would die, bro.
Damn.
Bro, your career is private, gnome.
All right.
All right, ninjas.
We're going to get off fresh.
We'll stream tomorrow.
And then Brandon, you better get it on too, faggot.
And we'll play with some of y'all as well that I watched from the Rumble Show.
What time are you thinking?
Evening, bro, for sure.
Like, maybe like 8 or 9 p.m.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I got you.
That was good.
Give us your, um...
Yeah, never mind.
His number?
Make sure you drink, like, four or five grill of mine beforehand, all right?
Lit stream again.
Yeah, don't worry, bro.
We'll make it a lit stream for y'all niggas.
I'll have my voice back if we go and destroy some more faggots, bro.
I'ma have the music bump in.
Yeah, I can't whisper you...
I'm just letting you know, bro.
I just whispered my number to you fresh.
Well, I'll tell y'all niggas this.
It was a great stream, but I'm going to play my outro music.
It's my intro and my outro music.
I took you my number first.
And remember, don't smoke crack.
Wait, what's that?
Don't smoke crack.
What y'all know about Shawn Michaels?
You mean the sexy boy?
Guys, thank you for joining the stream, man, but we are going to conclude.