After our edition, we're joined with seven lovely ladies.
Let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
Nobody cares, bro.
- Get out.
Get out. - Go, put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
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Welcome to the Fresh to Fit Podcast.
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Chat, we have some on the panel tonight.
Can I get spicy tonight?
Shout out to the chat.
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Girls, DM me there if you want to go on to the show.
Other than that, man, niggas complaining, oh, catfish panel?
Yeah, I do agree, but, you know, guys, I mean, you know, well, not you girls in general, but most girls come on a panel, man, they just, it's chess.
I'm complaining about the same shit every fucking day.
You know what it is, man.
They're the catfishes.
They're the real catfishes.
Oh, shit.
Somebody said it.
Yeah.
Okay, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what we do for a living, dating status, the phones, of course.
Your body count.
We're going to start...
Welcome back to the show.
Thank you.
So name, age, what we do for a living.
My name is Asia Sky.
I am 30 fun.
What, 30 what?
30 fun.
What is that?
35?
No, I'm 31.
I was waiting for it, yes.
And then I'm a singer and a pianist and a producer.
Wow.
What's your main income?
What is my main income?
Doing music.
I'm with the label.
All right.
Where are you from originally?
I grew up in the UK and the US. Where in the US? I grew up apart in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
Okay.
In Suffolk, England.
Shout out to Jay Waller.
All right.
Highs of UK's level completed?
I have associates.
All right.
In?
I did music.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Still?
Still.
You already know.
Are your parents still together?
She goes on dates.
Actually, my dad's...
My actually mother passed away, but my dad's been married to the same lady since I was like 11.
Okay.
All right.
And then, go ahead, Fresh.
You want to ask your question?
Oh, yeah.
Are you in birth control?
No.
Okay.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
The body count?
Oh, wow.
You want to know?
Yeah, I want to know.
You really want to know?
11.
There you go.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's too much for you guys.
No, no.
7-11.
Sorry.
Sorry.
But you know what?
It doesn't matter.
You know what?
Because I'm not banging nobody that's not my man's.
No more.
We're not doing that no more.
2024, we're not banging nobody.
Good job.
You said she goes on dates or something like that?
What were you saying?
I was.
Oh yeah, I went on a date, but the problem was, I went on a date with this guy, but I think he wants a green card.
I think he wants a green card.
He's from Colombia.
But the thing is, you've been here like two years and you still can't speak English.
So I get it.
I know what it is.
I beat the game.
Wait, what's your background?
I'm a swirly girl.
I'm mixed with Creole, Irish, Native American, a little Spanish.
So you're black and white.
Well, you know, little this, that, the fourth.
You speak Spanish too or no?
Yeah.
Fluently?
Pretty well, yeah.
Okay, so that's how you communicated with the Colombian guy?
It's the only way.
It's the only way.
So you guys only went on one date?
Well, we went on a couple dates, but like I said, I think he wants a green card, and he is pretty young.
I didn't know how young he was.
How old was he?
22.
Wait, did he smash?
No, hell no.
I'm not comfortable.
I can't do that with nobody I'm not comfortable with.
How'd y'all meet then?
I had a party because I was doing karaoke.
Okay.
And he was like all in my, all in my face.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm Maria.
I'm 23.
Okay.
Maria, 23, where are you from?
From Cuba.
Okay.
Did you like grow up in Cuba or here?
Here.
You grew up here in Miami?
Yeah.
Okay.
When did you come from Cuba?
Like, ten years ago.
Okay, so you came as a kid.
I mean, half and half, yeah.
Half Cuba, half a year.
Okay.
Are you an American citizen yet, or...?
Yes.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm a cocktail waitress.
Okay.
Do you want to drop where you work, or...?
You don't have to if you don't want to.
What?
You want to say where you work?
It's up to you.
No.
Okay, alright.
Probably a club or something like that here in Miami.
Good choice.
What's your highest education level completed?
School.
High school.
High school.
Yeah.
Relationship status?
And a relationship.
Okay.
How long have I been together?
Three years.
Alright.
How'd you guys meet?
Okay, that's a long story.
Keep it short.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Divorced?
No.
They never get married.
Okay, never married.
That's why.
Okay.
Are you on birth control?
Yes.
Okay.
There you go.
Alright.
What does your guy do?
Oh, he's a poker dealer.
Poker dealer.
Poker dealer.
I like the way you said it.
Did you meet him at work?
No.
Green cars.
Shout out to that.
But they're not married though.
Are you guys married?
Not yet.
No, but...
Yeah, it's coming.
It's coming, yeah.
He's coming or you're coming?
No, it's coming, come on, no.
It's coming, the wedding, you know?
I don't know.
Alright, what about you?
Paige B. Hey!
You said Paige?
Yes, Paige.
Okay, how old are you?
35.
Where are you from?
A lot of places, wow.
But I'm here in Miami now, so.
Where'd you go to high school, I guess?
I went to high school in Philly.
Okay.
Philly?
Yeah.
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, well.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
I just don't rep Philly.
It's okay.
Okay.
But that's where you went to high school.
Where's your family at right now, then?
When you go home, where do you go?
When I go home, oh gosh.
So I have family in Houston.
I have family in Miami.
Like your parents, I mean.
My mom's in Arizona right now.
You guys are all over.
Yeah, I'm just trying to tell you.
Military parents?
No, my mom just gets up and goes.
She's a go-getter.
So she just...
What does your mom do?
Um...
A black queen.
Exactly.
She's a black queen.
She's in the nursing field.
Wait, nurse?
Tell me nurse.
Tell me nurse.
Keep it on to the streets.
What the fuck?
Chris, come on, man.
That's her mom, bro.
All right.
Well, I guess I'll put...
All right.
What did you do for work?
I am currently a bartender at Smith& Webster in North Miami Beach.
Pull up, pull up.
We make great drinks, but I'm also a beautician.
Basically, I do hair and lashes.
And I recently graduated with my software engineering full stack.
Because I just wanted to throw the nerd in there.
For your bachelor's?
Well, it's a certificate.
I went to Four Geeks Academy right here in Brickell.
It's actually not too far.
Do you have a college degree too or no?
I am a college dropout.
High school is the highest, you graduated, but you have a cert in what again?
It's full stack software.
Do you want to get into tech right now?
Yeah, for sure.
That's pretty good actually.
It's coding, yeah.
All the coding languages and stuff.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents still together?
They were never together.
Birth control?
No, don't need to be.
You have kids?
I do.
So you want more?
I do.
Okay.
But, I mean, that's not the reason why I'm not on birth control.
Got it, got it.
What's your background?
Yachty, Jamiakhan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real Yachty.
Blap, blap.
Boom, fuck up.
Okay.
Batsy boy.
Nobody said that.
We can't say that.
What the fuck?
Okay, cool.
We're going to move on.
Okay.
Okay, cool.
What about you?
I'm Madeline, I'm 26, and I'm from Indiana.
Madeline, I'm 26.
What part of Indiana are you from?
Northern, pretty close to Michigan.
Little small town, you probably wouldn't know it.
What's the name of it?
Milford.
Milford?
Milford?
Come here, Milford!
Milftown.
Sounds kind of boring.
No, yeah.
Do you live in Miami now, or are you just visiting?
Yeah, I moved out here in March.
Okay, so you live here too?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You live here now?
Yeah.
And then, obviously, yeah, you're from here.
Okay, so, okay.
What do you do for work?
I came down here because I was signed for modeling, but I ended up in...
I like to say entertainment, but I'm a stripper.
Stripper.
Were you dancing in Indiana, too, or no?
No.
No, no, no.
I was living in the Bay before I was signed, and then I came out here, but...
In California.
Yeah.
Okay.
Isn't it crazy?
Girls come to Miami and they have dreams and aspirations.
What happens is, it's two categories they end up into.
Only fans or stripper.
That's not true.
Okay, but modeling now, the money's so...
It's not the same.
So you gotta make money right now.
Yeah.
How tall are you, by the way?
Six foot.
Nigga, she's tall, bro.
She's tall, bro.
It's funny.
What she looks like.
I won't say it on camera, but you guys know what she looks like.
A little bit.
You gotta say it now.
M? Not a little bit?
Nigga, you could've just said it.
Oh, yeah.
Miranda.
Okay, alright.
Just a little bit.
I don't think so.
No?
Not at all.
Okay.
What's your racial background?
Mostly Scandinavian, but like, there's a lot.
Nigga, you're white.
I'm from Indiana.
White.
Okay.
Okay, so you said model slash true.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
High school.
Alright.
Relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents still together?
35 years.
What do they think about your profession?
I'm very open with them.
They're super cool.
Are you on birth control?
No.
I am one of 13.
I don't want kids.
I don't want kids.
I don't even...
Body count?
Come on, man.
She's comfortable with this shit.
We'll say, uh, less than...
We'll say.
A little less than 15.
That's all the ones that she can remember.
Yeah.
What about you?
A lot of girls don't count if there was a condom on.
What about you?
My name's Nicole.
I'm 30.
Wait, 30?
She looks good, huh?
What do you do for work?
I'm an esthetician.
Okay.
Yeah.
What's your racial background?
Well, my parents are from the Dominican Republic.
I'm first generation American.
Okay.
Are you fluent in Spanish, I'm guessing, or no?
Yeah, see.
Okay.
What do you do for...
Esthetician, yep.
And then what's your highest education level completed?
I did some college.
All right, so high school.
Did you go to beauty school?
No, wait, no.
I did two years college.
I got my associate's degree, huh?
Oh, you got your associate's degree.
Okay, and what?
Liberal arts.
Okay.
Oh, excuse me.
Trash.
I said it first.
Where are you from originally?
I'm from the Bronx, New York.
Oh, shit.
New York in the house?
Yes.
Parkchester?
Not Parkchester, so no.
Not Parkchester.
You live in Miami now?
I live in Miami, yeah.
Okay.
How long have you been here now?
I've been here seven years, eight years, seven, eight years.
Yeah, a long time.
Before the, you know, that wave of...
New Yorkers coming here?
Yes.
Alright.
Relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
They were actually...
I was conceived and they were like, you know...
Just messing around?
Yeah, so I'm lucky to be here.
I'm grateful.
No, thank you.
No birth control?
You have kids?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Who else has kids here?
Two?
Only two?
Okay.
Yeah, but I have one.
You have one?
I have one.
You said I have one!
Only one!
Get it right!
And she's six.
She's about to be eight.
Okay.
Alright.
Girl mom.
What about you?
What's your name?
Guapa.
What is it?
Guapa?
Guapa.
Okay, Guapa.
I'm 24.
Okay.
I'm from Miami.
I'm from here.
Okay.
That's our red flag.
What do you do for it?
Really?
I'm in social media marketing, but I also work in the entertainment industry in terms of music, like PR, marketing, creative direction.
That's cool.
Okay.
And then you said music marketing as well?
Yes.
Okay.
So social media and music.
Yes.
Marketing.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Some college.
I have my associate's degree in biomedical engineering.
Why'd you stop?
Boring as hell?
That, it was a lot.
My brother passed, so I was having a hard time in school.
Like, you know, depression and stuff like that.
So I just left.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Parents still together?
My mom passed when I was a baby, so yeah.
Sorry.
Fresh.
Why are you laughing, Fresh?
No, no, no.
The chat.
Yeah, don't read the chat.
No, no, no, no.
That's not funny.
What's funny is, they can say Whopper.
Whopper?
Whopper.
Oh, she said Guapa, they call it.
It's like a Fresh, bro.
That's fine.
Yo, what the?
That's why I had to clarify, Chad.
That was not funny.
That was funny.
Birth control?
No.
Okay, what's your ethnic background?
I am Puerto Rican and black.
Puerto Rican?
Oh, that's trouble, man.
Just trouble?
They're trouble.
For real?
Y'all don't play.
Doesn't guapa mean, like, handsome?
No, it means guapo.
Guapo?
Yeah, so it's the guapa.
Guapa is like, she's a hot girl.
the guapa.
Oh, guapa is feminine?
With an A.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That's crazy, right?
But it means feminine, right?
Yeah.
Guapa means feminine?
It has an A at the end.
It means pretty.
Pretty.
Okay.
What about you?
Which you are by the way?
What about you?
I'm Lola Marcel Okay, Lola, how old are you?
Hi, I'm 23.
Where are you from?
I was born and raised here, Broward Gurley.
Okay.
For Lauderdale?
Like, Pines.
Shout out to Pembroke Pines, man.
Why are girls from Pembroke Pines always ashamed to say that they're from Pembroke Pines, man?
They never want to say that they're from there.
Well, to be very specific, it's Miramar.
Oh, okay, Miramar.
Same thing though, same thing.
Pine is Miramar.
Close, but I gotta rep Miramar.
What's Everglades?
No.
Okay, what do you do for work?
I'm a yoga teacher.
Okay.
High education level completed?
I got my associates in business.
Damn, no one has a college degree, huh?
It's the first panel that I think we've had no one with a college degree.
I mean, it's a college degree, just not a full completion.
It's associates.
Well, I meant to say bachelors.
When did you get your associates?
You said a business, right?
Yes.
Okay, relationship status?
Taken.
Okay, how long y'all been together?
Like five months.
So it's kind of new.
Yeah, it's very fresh.
How'd you guys meet?
He came to take one of my classes.
He thought it was yoga, but we have like at the studio I teach at, yoga joint, y'all should come.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, so you were doing Downward Dog.
No.
No, not even.
I wasn't even teaching yoga that day.
He thought it was yoga, but he came to the fitness class instead.
And then, yeah, we talked after.
What does he do for work?
He works in the medical field.
Oh, medical.
Like he's a doctor?
No, not a doctor.
Nurse?
No.
He just works.
Yeah, he's working towards that.
Exactly.
Okay.
And then, are your parents still together?
No.
Divorce?
Yes.
Okay.
How long have they been divorced for?
Pretty fresh too, like four years.
I consider that fresh.
But they divorced after you were an adult.
Right, exactly.
I'm fresh.
That's true.
That's true.
No way.
No way.
Are you on birth control?
No, no thank you.
This is the first band we've had where no one was on it?
Pretty much.
You guys are risking it free willy.
Since none of you are on birth control, when's the last time you got laid?
It's been a while.
I'm gonna start here with her.
Yesterday.
Yeah, I know, but when's the last time you got late?
Yesterday.
Okay.
She got a man.
Yeah.
Makes sense.
What about you?
Guapa.
Last night.
Oh, shit!
Get it, get it.
What about you?
Honestly, I can't remember.
It's been so long.
So long.
Really?
Stop the cap.
I swear to everything.
How do you manage, though?
She's a nice girl.
Do you want to know the truth?
We want the facts.
You want how to manage?
We want the facts.
We don't want to bang these dusty dudes out here.
It's not hard.
The toys are better.
She's talking.
How do you manage this?
How?
Okay.
Period.
How do I manage?
Alright, so...
It actually happened by accident.
I didn't mean to be in this predicament.
It just happened that way.
I know how I am.
You know what I mean?
I'm not going to willingly attach myself to somebody.
You know what I mean?
I'm asking, how do you get off?
I don't.
I don't.
I used to.
I know, right?
I used to.
You know how you do it?
You just don't think about it.
Out of sight, out of mind.
You go to work.
You skate.
You work out.
Girls are horny like guys.
That's the masculine girls you think they're horny.
So going back to the question, so when's the last time that you can remember them?
You want me to be for real?
Yeah.
Y'all gonna roast me so bad.
Yeah, go ahead.
Y'all gonna roast me so bad.
Bro, she's about to lie right now.
I'm not, though.
Take it too long.
Should I tell you?
Yeah, because should I tell you how long it's been?
Yeah, how long it's been?
Six years.
That's fucked up.
Six years?
Yeah, that's fucked up.
A single mom, six years?
Bro, that's lying.
You aren't capping, dog.
Six years?
No way.
That's the fucking biggest lie ever.
Put the hat on me.
Listen, I was going to tell you some words.
Six years?
Six dicks a week?
Damn.
Six years.
Six a week, bro.
Damn.
We be careful.
She doesn't count condoms.
Chris, correction.
They don't use condoms.
So you don't count condoms?
Yep.
How did you think I got a kid?
Now you don't count them.
See, y'all don't even know the full story.
I'm not going to get into this.
Six years, bro?
Listen, let me tell you, it's not easy, okay?
It's sad.
It's a sad story.
It's not sad.
It is a sad story.
You think I want to be six years like this?
Bro, it's easy for you to smash any guy you want.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
What?
You guys think that.
What about the guy that I actually want?
You think he's paying attention to me?
Not really.
A light test.
Okay, so where is it?
Yeah, actually, you know what?
Yeah, we gotta put it on the podcast.
Where is it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get it set up.
Get icy, bro.
There's no way.
Six years.
Whatever.
It's possible.
Bro, 2018 is the last...
You know what it is?
I was holding out for somebody.
That's what it was.
I was holding out for somebody, hoping that it was gonna work.
Yes, I was hoping.
For six years?
Listen.
Do that.
Listen.
How do you think I got a kid?
I wasn't a serious, committed, like, thing.
Because she was comfortable with his ass.
She not comfortable with these...
You know what I mean?
Can you talk for yourself?
Yeah, so look, I was in a committed relationship.
Things weren't going how I thought things were going to go.
I had a kid and I was thinking, okay, so things will be different.
Maybe I won't be this dry forever.
Maybe that person will change.
Maybe the situation will change.
He didn't want to have sex with you?
And then it just never changed.
Is he in jail?
No.
Why did he want to smash you?
Honestly, you can ask them.
I still wonder the same thing.
So you were with a guy for six years and he didn't want to have sex with you?
Or how long we are together?
Maybe he was gay.
So y'all were together for six years and you just...
He was probably gay.
Everything through my mind has crossed.
Like, every case scenario.
Look, you can talk to my best friend and they'll tell you, like, this bitch has on me trying to figure out...
Well, maybe I'm going to tell you the truth.
Stop your fucking lying.
All right, let's get her attached.
We're going to see now.
So we've got a lie detector test over here that we're going to put you on.
Ladies and gentlemen, over there.
Oh, my God.
There's my ears.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Welcome to Press Your Fit.
Lie detector test.
You be Violet.
You're Violet.
Yeah.
They can say, oh, y'all are the same thing.
We're switching it up, man.
Okay, what about you?
When's the last time you got laid?
It was over holiday.
It was embarrassing.
It was an ex.
New Year's Eve?
Or New Year's?
Yeah, yeah, New Year's, yeah.
Or was it MLK Day?
No, no, no, no.
It was New Year's.
You tried to tell me you ain't smashed for 16 days now, two weeks?
I'm kind of scared out here, you know.
I'm new out here.
You've been here since March.
I know, but there's so many.
I'm from Indiana, dude.
There's so many people, new people.
I gotta stay with my repeat offenders and hit my ice while I can.
She doesn't want more buddies.
She doesn't want anything else.
Did you go back to Indiana, or was he here?
Indiana, yeah.
Okay, you went back to India.
Okay, that's weird.
Leave Miami to go to Indiana for New Year's Eve is kind of weird, but okay.
Well, okay, I went the 27th to New Year's.
I had other shit going on, too.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
She's there anyway.
All right.
What about you?
Last week sometime.
About a week ago?
About a week ago.
A week ago.
Alright.
Great.
What about you?
Hold on.
Did he shoot out the club?
No, of course not.
Okay.
Because you know she's...
Yeah.
Too fertile for that.
Oh, shit.
Wait, at 35?
Questionable.
Yeah, I'd be surprised at Jamaican.
Questionable.
What about you?
Two days.
Two days?
Yeah.
Damn.
That's crazy.
Can they go in two days?
Yeah.
Wait, so two days ago was last...
Have you not seen him, or he just didn't want to do it, or...?
No, I'm fine.
Like, it's me, it's not him.
Oh, you need a break?
Yeah, a moment.
Yes, of course.
Two days?
Sometimes.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, don't you give head or something?
No, because I'm a little bit like drama, so I need like, you know, a little bit of space.
That's why he's not proposing.
That's why he's not proposing, bro.
He's over here saying the wedding is coming.
It's not coming, bro.
No, he can't handle with me, so that's fine.
It's not coming because he's not coming.
He's coming.
That's for somebody else.
Yeah, he is.
No.
So he wanted to have sex, but you were like, oh, no, I can't do it.
No, because I'm like...
In two days.
I have to relax, you know?
I'm not like that possessive woman, like...
She don't like him that much.
That's fine.
She don't like him that much.
No, that's my man.
Like, for real.
That's my man.
That's my man.
And why are you denying him sex then?
Because I don't want to.
I mean...
Wow.
It's just because...
It's almost like if you have a man, right?
And he has needs.
You don't kind of like satisfy these needs.
He might go somewhere else.
No, I can't satisfy him, but...
No, you can't.
Sometimes...
You just told him no.
It's like, it's between my feelings and I, you know?
What about his feelings?
Okay, that's true.
You got it.
She don't even care, bro.
She don't get two shits.
My feelings only.
Yeah, what the hell?
Cuba.
Only Cuba.
She just wants to get married and say, fuck this nigga back.
She don't want to swim back.
She don't like him that much.
I mean, I work overnight, so I'm like, I'm stressed.
That's how you de-stress.
Handle with all of that.
You handle his penis, man.
I mean, I work overnight, so it's a stress.
I de-stress that thing.
Interesting.
Okay.
Who pays the bills, you or him?
Both.
Oh, you guys split it.
We don't split.
We have everything together.
Who pays the most?
No.
For real.
No, no, no.
Chris, what was your question?
Chris, what was your question?
I said, who pays the most?
Chris is asking.
Nigga, put the camera on you because she keeps looking at Fresh.
Who pays the most bills in-house?
Both.
Who pays the most?
You should know.
Do you pay rent?
Yes.
How much rent do you pay?
Is it 50-50?
Yeah, 50-50.
Okay, so you guys split the bills?
Like, when the cheques comes, everything goes together, you know what I mean?
So 50-50?
So we split everything, yeah.
That's what I said.
Okay.
So, all right.
That makes a little more sense now.
Man, she's cheating, man.
What?
Think about it.
She's saying overnights.
No!
That's a fucker guy.
She's tired.
Man.
We work overnight.
I mean, we work in a casino, so that's...
Nah, man.
That's the stress.
Interesting.
Alright.
What about you?
What about you?
When was the last time you got laid?
Meh.
Meh?
For real.
I'm not even gonna bang anybody until I'm in a relationship.
Let's go.
That's my thing.
Meh.
I tell you the truth, are you lying?
Right.
She hasn't had sex with nobody since spring.
That was my birthday month.
My birthday is in May, and I had, you know what I'm saying?
Birthday sex?
Got it done.
But you know what?
I'm too scared to bang these dudes out here, truthfully.
You gotta make it comfortable.
Why?
Stay scared.
I'm uncomfortable.
I'm uncomfortable with these dudes out here, and I can't bang them, so I'd rather bang myself, because I'm a bisexual.
It's only me.
That's what I was telling you though.
I'm coming from Indiana.
It's scary out here.
Alright, what is scary?
Just men, just like in general, a lot of them are scary to me.
That's why I just can't.
How are they scary specifically?
The way that they will try to flirt with you or just how, you know, you don't know if...
Even here, there's ratchet guys, they may even rob you type stuff.
You never know.
Just don't deal with ratchet guys, I guess.
I don't deal with ratchet guys, but also...
You know what else really worries me, though, about dudes in general?
Just promiscuous behavior, truthfully.
I don't like it.
Me, personally, I don't want a man who has promiscuous behavior because I know that women...
Are crazy.
Okay.
And so I just don't think it's safe.
I'm just looking out for you.
I just don't want you to fuck up and like, you know, nutting a chick and then you end up like Beyonce's dad and some shit in the fucking king.
You said it's scary too.
Why do you like it's scary for you?
Okay, so one of my first experiences, I met this guy a couple dinners.
You know, nothing, just dinners.
He bought me a bag, so I was like, off the bat, I was like, oh, that's nice, but that's kind of like, you know, a red flag, like, what are you trying to prove?
What kind of bag was it?
Versace.
Versace?
Yeah, it was nothing crazy.
But, um...
That's nothing.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I said.
Nothing crazy.
If anybody goes back, is she with like a Chanel or Dior?
Yeah.
It's not just kind of cheap.
How much is it?
On the back side of things.
No, no.
Yeah, that's what I was saying.
It's cheap.
But like after a second date.
It depends.
It'd be between like a thousand.
That's expensive.
Nah, I think it goes for like 4K, 5K. From Indiana, that's so specific.
But anyways...
Indiana is interesting.
It wasn't about the bag or anything, but I was kind of like, what are you trying to prove to me?
I just met you.
And so, the first time I go up to his apartment...
He has five, like, I'm not talking little tiny, giant portrait paintings that he painted of me, like, all over the open.
Cute!
I thought, this dude want to wear my skin.
He's a murderer.
Did it look good though?
You've seen Napoleon Dynamite, right?
Yeah, yeah.
When the drawing of Trish, it was shit like that.
I was like...
Fatal attraction.
Like kindergarten shit.
That's fucked.
I was scared, yeah.
I'm sorry.
That is terrifying.
That's terrifying.
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see why we don't bang these dudes?
They fucking do shit like this.
It's like instantly I said, yeah, I don't feel well, and I left.
It was five huge portraits.
Five.
Not just one.
What the fuck?
That dude been sitting up there for days paying.
Do you think pedestalizing, him pedestalizing you kind of turned you off a bit?
It was weird?
Um, it's just like you just met me and like why are you so like infatuated?
How'd you guys meet?
Yeah, I was gonna say that next.
In the club.
That's why.
That's why.
Okay, I guess that makes sense, but...
But still, creepy.
What'd you do with the bank?
I kept it, but I'm trying to sell it.
I want it.
It's funny, typically, right?
Girls will say, guys are like this and that.
And I get it.
My mom is very small.
Was he an older guy?
He was a couple years older than me.
He was 28.
But not old, but older than me.
Probably a drug dealer or something.
I don't know.
Was he black or white?
He was white, but he always had the shit on him.
Oh.
Okay.
It just depends, though.
It depends.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
All right, so guys, we're going to go ahead and do the lie detector now, as you guys know.
She's nervous, bro.
Miss Dominican Republic said that she hasn't had sex in six years.
We don't believe that.
Bro, she is shaky right now.
So we're going to go ahead and ask, welcome to Fresh If It Lie Detector.
Thank you.
So, the niggalographer, Chris.
Huh?
What?
He's a polygrapher.
But we call him the niggler-refer.
Okay.
The niggler-refer.
Chris is not a real polygrapher, so he's a niggler-refer.
Alright, Chris.
You say niggler-refer.
Let's see if you can say it, nigga.
Say niggler-refer.
Just say it.
I can't.
Oh, exactly.
Because you said it first.
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Remember, we did some test questions before, right?
Yeah, we did.
All right.
We did some test questions.
So we got a base.
As you guys know, polygraphs, you have to get some base questions.
So we asked some base questions to get an idea.
Green means sweat.
Blue means she's breathing hard, irregular breathing, so if she's nervous or she's breathing too much.
And red is pulse, so she's sweating a lot, and it's cold as fuck in here, so I don't know what's going on.
But yeah, so the question is, have she had sex with her?
Yeah, go ahead, you gotta ask the question.
Okay, so, in the past six years, have you had sex, yes or no?
No.
Okay, let's wait.
Yeah, alright.
Let's see what the answer is here.
Well, you gotta give it a second because it takes a second.
Yeah, you gotta wait because it's delayed.
Because it's reading the bodily responses and everything else like that.
Listen, man, if this is true, I'll be impressed.
If not- I'll be shy.
Nigga, 2018?
Bro, I was still in Texas.
Chasing after fucking Mexican cartel people.
I know, it was a late night.
What?
2018.
Your kid wasn't home.
You were horny.
You said, listen, man, fuck this shit going out.
And shit happens, man.
Nigga, no one knew what COVID was.
2018.
Literally.
What the fuck, bro?
That's true.
Not a vibrator, nothing?
Yeah, this is crazy.
Alright, Chris, what are we looking like?
Oh shit, it's moving.
I mean, it's barely moving so far.
It's like...
The truth.
Because the sweat is moving up.
This is her first podcast, too.
It's past the blue line.
Yeah, because y'all putting pressure on me.
Yeah, it's her first podcast, too.
Yeah, y'all pressing me OD. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Here we go.
Here we go.
It's a little dip right here.
But that was when I was just talking to her, right?
Just now?
No, no, no.
It wasn't like that.
Oh.
I mean, she probably gave a blowjob or so.
Alright, let's ask that.
In the past six years, have you ever given any blowjob, handjob, any sexual favors to any guy?
Or got her back to you.
Or any guy has ate you out?
Anything sexual with any guys?
No, does making out count?
No.
No.
So, one more time just to confirm.
Yes.
In the past six years, have you ever either given a blowjob or received oral sex from a man?
No.
Alright.
Let's see what this thing says here.
So wait, Chris, what's your assessment on the first one, on the first question?
The first question, man, she seems to be...
The green is going up, so either she's...
There's two dips, so she can give a hand up, a make-out session, something like that, but she's done something.
She did something?
Something.
Okay, so there's some slight deceptions.
Yeah, some slight.
There's no sex, though.
I mean, she's pretty stable, though.
Remember, polygraphs give you bodily reactions, so there's a chance of some deception.
So when you see something like this, you would press and ask more questions in that area.
So, in a polygraph.
Alright, let me know what that says, Chris.
It's a sad story, guys.
Bro, six years is crazy, bro.
I mean, even some girls at the table are probably looking at you sideways.
She must have really cared about him.
Is she your friend?
Yes!
- That's my friend too.
- Okay, so, here's a dip. - Oh, wait, I mean, we're talking about something else right now. - No, but that was before, so. - All right, Chris, tell us what we're looking at here.
She definitely gave a blowjob or something, man.
I have them right now, though.
We're having a conversation.
So you're seeing some deception?
Yeah, man.
How delayed is this?
That could be like now.
Did you ask the question again?
How do you know when to where?
Where's that coming from?
Remember he's a nigga.
So we got Damn.
She's a good girl.
She's a good girl.
She's probably like...
She's a good girl.
She probably grabbed the penis or so.
You know, it's niggerate.
I know you'll be trying to turn him over.
Any other questions that we're gonna ask?
Does chat guy have any funny questions they want to ask while we got her strapped up?
I have one.
Oh shit.
Here we go.
So in six years, have you ever masturbated?
Oh, duh.
That's what I was asking you.
I didn't hear you.
So that's a yes.
Alright, cool.
That's it.
Alright, so any other questions, Chris?
No, we're good to go, man.
Niglifer?
Okay.
Niglifer?
There we go.
That's what it is.
We should have before we unstrap her, because it's a process to strap her in, so we good?
Yeah, yeah, we're good.
Chad didn't have any funny questions?
Good job, good job.
Because when I asked her about the blowjob thing here and there, you see how she's like spiking?
Yeah.
So, like...
So, in your professional...
It could have been a drunk night.
In your professional, Nicola, for experience, what do you say?
Just, you know, just watching her body language because, you know, I used to deal with children.
I used to be a teacher.
And just seeing how she, you know, moves around, whatever, and then...
She's been, she touched a penis before, man.
Come on, within six years, man, she's been doing something with her mouth, man.
She's still a good girl.
She's a good girl.
That's what y'all can see that, though.
You can see that, though.
Y'all can see that.
She's a good girl, though.
That's all fucking true, man.
Come on, man.
Yo, they wildin' over here.
Yo, listen.
What the fuck?
Now they taking me out of character, though, now.
But it was nigger rigged.
You could never bring that to court.
You could never bring that to court.
Hold on, ladies.
It might have been seven years, actually, to be honest.
Ladies, be quiet.
All right, Chris, in your professional Niglifer experience, what is your professional opinion here?
Niglifer.
Yeah, so she might not have, you know, intercourse with vagina and penis.
Okay, all right.
Possible.
But I believe that, you know, she was making out with a guy, touched his penis here and there.
And, you know, she probably gave a little sloppy toppy, didn't like it.
I don't know what's going on, but, you know, just look at her body language.
Her eyes are rolling.
She's smiling a lot.
Chris, were you there?
Right.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
He's been doing this for a bit, man.
He's been doing this actually for a bit.
So, alright, continue on, nigga.
Yeah, so anyways, she admitted she met with a guy, and then I'm asking her, hey, listen, have you ever given a sloppy toppy or whatever?
She's like...
Uh, I'm 30 years old.
So yes, right?
Come on now.
I know, you see?
Not recently.
No, within the six years, though.
You see?
Like, she's confused.
Are you calling her a munch?
Remember that.
Excuse me, what does that even mean, okay?
I'm 30 years old.
That's like that new school talk.
Bye-bye.
Hey, 30 years old, she's a munch, man.
That new school talk.
Why are you using that talk?
Munch.
So we could say, we're not sure if you smashed, but we could definitely say you were involved in some maybe extra activities.
Or you'll never know.
The Niggler for a nose.
Shout out to Chris.
The Niggler for a nose.
That's crazy.
All right.
We found the one.
Yeah, we could have afforded a row one, so we just got this thing.
On budget.
Yeah, man.
Okay.
Where do you get that shit?
The fuck?
We can't tell you it's classified.
Alright, where we at here?
We didn't read the chats yet.
We didn't, but we can do the questions after that.
You were asking, why are they scared?
Because only two girls said that they were fearful of the guys in Miami, unless someone else had something.
Oh, I'm a little fearful.
Well, I'm not fearful enough to give a BJ. No, I'm just kidding.
Why are you fearful of them then?
Why?
You've been here for seven years.
You know when people have this whole persona built up online and stuff?
The cappers.
But there's ways to tell if a guy actually has money though.
Do you guys know them?
What do you look for?
Shoes, watch.
Definitely the watch and the car.
Those are like the trophies.
What area do you live in?
What area do you live in?
You guys are fucking clueless.
I think it's shoes and nails.
If you guys are looking at shoes, nails, and cars, you guys are fucking up.
I look at a watch.
That's why y'all niggas are scared.
Because y'all look for these things.
You think you know they have money, but then you find out that they don't.
Now I see why you guys are scared.
But I mean, when you think about it, it's like Birkin.
It's an investment.
Like, you know that you get your value.
So I feel like they're buying value pieces.
You know what else you look for?
How comfortable is she?
It could be a big watch.
It could be a rented car.
It could be a friend's car.
Yeah, it's true.
It's true.
This is why you don't trust people right away.
Niggas buy clothes, wear them, and then return them.
Of course, if you know it's real.
If you know it's real, then...
Alright, so since you guys...
Wow, that's crazy that you guys think...
I mean, they're accolades.
Also, I mean, what you mean, like, what do you look for, like, as in, like, physical right now, as I look at you right now?
No, it's very simple.
I asked, what has you scared about men in Miami?
And then she said that they're weird.
She said that they're promiscuity.
And then she said, because they put out a facade, but they might not necessarily be congruent to the individual that they purport themselves to be on the internet, right?
So I was like, okay, well, what do you use to assess if the person's real?
She said, watch, shoes.
I didn't say that.
Well, a couple of girls said that.
And then, what were you saying?
I said, what area do you live in?
What area do you live in?
Okay.
And you said, watch, shoes, clothes.
I didn't say shoes, clothes.
Do you have college education?
I never said shoes, clothes.
It takes time to know those type of things.
You don't just be like, oh my god, he has money.
So you're telling me over six years, you never met a guy that qualified to you?
Ever?
In six years?
You know what it is?
Like I said, I was holding out for someone.
When you have that image and you're in love with somebody and you want that to work, you want that image in your mind to be a reality, you're going to do whatever it is.
But after year two, I mean, come on.
I've been going crazy.
Listen, it's okay though.
I'm working now.
That's what girls do sometimes.
You never met anybody like that?
Guys don't.
Y'all don't get it because you're guys.
Your brains are different.
I have a daughter.
I was trying to make something work.
For real.
I do want to talk like I want to talk about Miami guys why I'm scared.
Yeah, sure.
All right.
Well, I feel like City Girls definitely took them over because they are low-key traumatized like and it's like a cycle.
It's kind of like they don't know if somebody's gonna try them so they try to like get one up on you.
At least in the urban community.
And then it's like that's kind of like the people that I date.
So then I'm forced to like date like the Hispanics or you know that they're a little bit different with the culture.
But when it comes to like...
Niggas!
It's literally a cycle like...
I don't know who started the cycle, but, you know, either the girls look for the guys with the money.
And then the guys got to show off the money.
And then when the money runs out, the girls go to somebody else.
And then it's like, it's so much foreign money in Miami, too.
Like, this is not American money here.
Like, you have your people from Brazil, from Europe that come and, like, with all these, like, Act like just a lot of money so then now they look at like the regular you know niggas down the street like what you got and it's like they can't afford it so now I'm about to go over here because he could do it and it's just it's just a never-ending cycle because they're just scared of being hurt so they try to hurt you first by either fucking with bitches that are like this or like for clout trying to make them feel it's it's it's it's all a facade like especially me living in a lot of different states I peep that majorly in Miami
do you think More often than not, the man doing that to a woman is because her value isn't really there.
So he's like, you know, I'm going to finesse, get what I want, and end it.
Oh, that's what they think in their mind, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, like, I feel like they, like I said, I think they do it because they're low-key trauma.
Like, they don't want to be hurt.
They don't want to get hurt first.
Maybe they see you coming, and they say, you know what, I'm going to do my shit and then just bounce.
Yeah, I mean, that's true.
If anything, that's kind of smart.
That way they don't get finessed.
True, true.
And that's if the woman doesn't have value, like, you know, a person like myself.
How many ladies here at the table have been on a dinner date and didn't like the guy?
Let's be honest.
Everybody here pretty much went on a dinner date and they didn't like the guy?
Okay.
Well, I didn't know at first.
I liked it at first, but then as the conversation...
That wasn't a question.
That wasn't a question.
Okay, well, never mind.
I've never gone to dinner with nobody.
I don't freaking like...
No, no, no.
I didn't go on a date just for conversation.
No?
Mm-mm.
Come on.
One dinner.
I have a very bad attention span for people.
Like, I can't communicate if I don't like you.
I can't keep a conversation going if I don't like you.
I can't.
I don't know what it is.
So you're saying that you never got free food from a nigga?
I got free food, but I didn't sit down having a dinner date.
And not like you.
Because me getting food, somebody handing me food is not me sitting down face to face and we're on a date.
But you've received free food from an individual that you don't like before, even though you might not have sat down and had dinner with them.
Is that true?
Yeah, I mean, they used to bring it to me.
Okay, that's fine.
Okay.
Get up!
I've never asked.
Now, pretty much everyone here at the table has gotten free food or something from a guy.
Do you think the same amount of men are able to do that to women?
If they're smart or not.
I have totally paid for somebody's dinner.
So have I. But how many times have you got finessed like that versus you are able to get free dinners back?
Maybe for one time, it might happen to you, you have 20 times where you were able to finesse.
Okay, so who's really finessing then?
Well, is it really a finesse?
I'm getting to know the person.
I don't think that's a finesse.
Every date that I go out on, I'm a sapiosexual.
You're finessing right now by not admitting that it's a finesse.
It's not a finesse.
I'm a sapiosexual.
You've got to mentally get me there.
If you're not there, then you ain't going for me tomorrow.
I agree.
You should connect with the person.
However, let's be real here.
What does the guy really want from you?
I mean, yeah, of course.
He wants to smash.
Yeah.
So deep down, you know what he wants.
But you're like, you know what?
I need to see a little bit more.
A little bit more.
I'm good.
But the second thing, you're like, you know what?
I know what I want from this guy.
Nothing.
You keep going, though.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm just gonna say it.
What you guys are talking about, guys acting like this, that's a valid response to the fuckery that women put men through.
I was gonna say.
And the reality is that girls are out here getting free dinners, using guys, getting free bags, etc.
No offense.
But girls are able...
I didn't ask for it.
I know, I know, I know.
He's an idiot for that.
But what I'm trying to say, though, is that, like...
Women get free stuff from guys all the time and are able to get free experiences.
They're able to extract a lot of value from men without giving any value in return.
So what ends up happening is guys do this, do this, do this.
They don't get what they want.
So what?
Some guys smart up and say, damn, I've been fucking up.
And then they figure out the game and they start and then they kind of fight fire with fire.
But here's the difference.
Only a small minority of men are able to actually do it.
Most guys fail, take L's or simps, losers, etc.
But I think it's a response to women finessing way more.
Can I pick you back before you say it?
Yeah, like basically that women started the whole thing that I was talking about.
Because women aren't, keep it a thousand with y'all, women, their job is to extract value.
If you look at what women look for in men, they are literally value detectors.
Okay, is he taller than me?
Cool.
Does he make more money than me?
Cool.
Is he more competent than me?
Cool.
Can he provide me a future?
Cool.
Like when women look at men, they look at their future.
Like with us, we look at y'all and look at your past.
Are you a qualified applicant to be with me?
But with women it's like, what's the potential?
What I'm trying to say though is that women are inherently looking at value up front.
men don't look at value.
Oh, you don't?
You guys don't look at value.
You don't?
You know why, though?
That's not true.
You know how men did?
Because your value is your look.
So no, they don't get value.
For the wrong man, the only value is looks for sure.
Just for the wrong man, which Maria said, a boy, rather, is only going to look for just looks.
Now, for the right man, it's going to start with a look and then want to know more.
That's just valid.
But you're missing the point that your looks is your main defining value first.
You really think that?
That's the starting point.
Hold on.
If you don't have the looks, you don't even get the opportunity to display your personality.
Yep.
Right.
100%.
I didn't say I missed that.
It really kind of boils down to...
That's y'all though.
That's the foundation.
That's the foundation.
That's what you said, men.
What about that?
You don't have the house.
That's what you said, men.
That's the foundation.
All I'm trying to say is that men have to provide value to deal with women, but women don't have to provide value to deal with men.
That's not true.
That's a lie.
But the woman look is valuable.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
Send this one more time, then we're going to go around the table one mic at a time so that everyone can actually understand what you're saying.
I'm saying men have to provide value to deal with women, but women don't have to provide value to deal with men.
Now, why do you disagree with that?
Go ahead.
I mean, we have to provide values to a man.
What value?
I mean...
All type of value, be like the partner for everything.
I'm talking about up front.
To go on a date with a guy, to meet the guy, whatever.
You don't have to bring anything to the table.
I mean, you're saying like, just a date.
Yes, when you meet up front, yes.
That's what I'm saying.
When a man deals with a woman, he has to bring value up front.
The woman doesn't have to.
That's true.
You had a point?
Yeah, I had something to say.
She wanted to say something too.
Go ahead.
What were you going to say?
I will say that the way a woman carries herself is still very much valuable.
So like, that interaction that we're having, like...
The connection.
Right.
It's like you feel that energy.
Whether it's something that you see physically or something that you feel off the back.
Yes, you can want to smash, but why?
Because the way that a woman carries herself.
And that's valuable.
I agree.
Guys are going for some crazy energy.
Money equals pussy.
He got the money, I got the pussy.
It's true.
It's no discrimination.
I mean, based on the very simple logistics that you're speaking of, of course it's deeper than that, but your value was money, my value was vagina.
And remember, ladies, how the conversation started.
Who finesses more, men or women?
Women!
I'm saying, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm saying women finesse more because men have to bring value up front.
So therefore, since they're in a more vulnerable position where they have to provide value up front, it's easier for women to extract value from the man.
Does that make sense?
Yeah, it is easier.
Because the man is expected to plan a date, pay for the date, control the experience.
So, therefore, he's in a more vulnerable position because he has to invest first.
The woman doesn't have to invest shit.
That's my point.
You just show up.
You just show up.
So, I really think that a lot of it boils down to just how we're designed.
You know, men and women, we're designed differently.
Your brains are completely different.
Men are logical.
We're more feelings and emotions.
So, we don't live in the same reality, obviously.
- Very much so. - I'm gonna be looking to the side crush.
What you looking at?
- Estrogen to testosterone.
- So because of that-- - How does that refute my argument? - So look, I'm getting to my point.
So because of that, men rule the world.
You guys build everything.
Thank you.
You do everything.
It's your fault it's like this.
Look, look, look.
But what I'm saying is men created the whole freaking planet.
Why do you think I have to market myself?
You guys did everything.
Yeah, you did.
Y'all built the buildings.
You know what I'm saying?
The point I'm saying is you guys are more strong.
It's your fault that it's like this.
I just wish I could just talk without this bullshit.
Can I just fucking talk without all this shit?
Goddamn.
What I'm saying is men, you guys are designed to be stronger, to lead, to do this, that, the force.
Obviously, with women, we're not the fucking leaders compared to y'all.
Y'all were like, y'all are designs bigger.
You do all of these masculine jobs.
I wish I could fucking concentrate on the plane.
The point that I'm trying is...
He's saying land the plane is what he's trying to say.
That's what I'm trying to do, but I can't when this fucking shit is so loud in my ear.
Oh my god.
Anyways.
So what I'm saying is men are the leaders.
And if men want better women, they have to be better men.
Because we all react off of you guys.
More so than you believe it, more so than you know.
Women always react.
So you wonder why a lady's crazy shoots up your house.
You might have made her uncomfortable.
You didn't address my point whatsoever.
What value does the woman bring?
No, I said men have to bring value up front.
Women don't.
Because you are designed to be the dominant one.
So you agree?
She's agreeing.
I think we all agree.
No, because you guys were trying to say, well, that's not true.
Somebody else said that, but that's what I'm saying.
Okay, that was great.
So you agree.
Oh, that's a great.
Because you guys got all angry when I said that women don't have to bring value up front.
Because we do.
We do have value.
So my looks are not valuable?
But she's saying that...
The value that you bring pales in comparison to the value the man has to bring.
Because look at how you're built.
We can't do what you do.
Why would I compare to what you bring?
So you agree?
Yes, we agree, but we don't think that we don't bring just our looks as value.
We bring other things to the conversation.
That's the start of everything.
So when I get ugly, you're gonna leave?
Yes.
Well, honestly, that's when niggas cheat.
Well, women, we're expected to take care of ourselves.
I'm cool with that.
That's true, though.
They won't leave you.
Once again, ladies, stay focused.
It's very simple, okay?
All I said is that men have to bring way more value up front to deal with women than women have to bring.
In the beginning.
None of you have been able to articulate a point that proves me wrong on that.
Can I try?
Can I try?
You agreed.
You made no sense.
I mean, in the first date, I mean, yeah.
Yes, because you're talking about a relationship, which that's not what we're talking about.
And then what's your argument?
You want to hear it?
Yeah, sure.
What is it?
How do women have, like, how am I wrong for saying that?
No, reinstate her.
What is it?
See, that just proves my point.
She doesn't even know what I said.
Hold on, stop for two seconds.
This shows what I've always said about females.
They don't like what I said and how it made them feel, so they feel like they have to say something to rebut it.
But what I said is true, but you don't even remember what I said.
You said that women don't have to bring value.
That's not what I said.
I said men have to bring more value to deal with women than women have to bring to deal with men.
We agree with you.
Hold on, hold on.
But I had a point.
I wanted to say something.
From a different...
Because I didn't grow up in Miami or anything.
So you're saying, right, that men have to provide more money and they'd have to put all that up front, right?
That's...
Men have to bring way more to the table to deal with the opposite gender than women do.
But I think that has a big thing to do with the environment, your morals, and how you were raised.
Because where I'm from, all you have to provide is for your family and a home and your kids are fed.
That's a lot, though.
You're trivializing it.
But the woman, she's home, she's running everything, making sure the man's fed, and he comes home from work.
It's 50-50, but it's not about money.
It's not 50-50 at all.
If he's providing for the home and everything, that's by definition not 50-50.
In terms of money and finance.
He's going to work.
And then the mother, she provides for the home and takes care of the children and finances.
She does all the bills.
All they have to do is go to work, provide the money.
If you had a bad day, would you rather drink a beer with your boys or would you rather be with your ladies?
Come home to a nice family.
I feel like if the rules were switched, y'all would never be able to take over.
No, not even that.
It's a home-cooked meal.
You would rather a beer with your homies?
Yes.
Because, I mean, this conversation has proven what I've said so many times.
You guys lack the ability to think things through logically a lot of the times.
I said a simple thing that's biologically true, that men have to provide more value up front to deal with women.
Mm-hmm.
All of you guys have tried to refute my point, but all of you have actually proven my point even more so by saying men are leaders in a relationship, but all he's got to do is provide for the house, and then a woman is there hanging out with the kids.
You guys are trivializing the male's role, but the men have to provide way more to deal with women than you guys do.
Why is that?
It's biology, it's just the way it is.
It's just the way it is.
It's just the way it is.
Because again, this comes back to my point.
This comes back to my point, like I said before.
See, here's the thing.
I'm staying grounded here and I'm staying focused.
We talked about men getting finessed by women.
And I said the reason why men get finessed by women more is because men have to bring more upfront value to deal with women.
We have to pay for the date, we have to plan everything, etc.
Men come out of pocket significantly more in the beginning of a relationship than a woman does.
That's a fact, okay?
So therefore, since we're in a more vulnerable position, we have to invest first.
What ends up happening is more guys get finessed.
But for him to even have the ability to get finessed, he has to provide more inherent value upfront than the woman does.
That's what I'm saying.
And all of you have done nothing but prove my point further.
We're trying to argue in bad faith and not know what the argument is.
And then you gave the example of, where I'm from, the man is a provider.
No, no, no.
I'm saying where I'm from, people don't have money.
So you don't have to go on a fancy date to go with a guy.
Not to prove yourself or peacock or anything.
You just go out with people because you like them.
And you're getting to know them.
You don't have to peacock and do all this.
The man still has to display some semblance of competence where he could provide for a woman long term in a family.
Yeah.
He still has to do that.
Because even the thing you mentioned, you just mentioned a traditional relationship.
Okay, a traditional relationship is not 50-50 at all.
The man is the leader, he's the breadwinner, he's the provider, etc.
That means, since you're the provider, you have more responsibility.
Since you have more responsibility, that comes with authority.
So that is not a 50-50 relationship at all.
The thing is this about women, which you guys are kind of retarded when it comes to this concept.
Girls will sit there and say, I want a guy that's a provider and then come back and try to say, oh yeah, but it's a 50-50 partnership.
No, it's fucking not.
If I'm responsible for putting a roof over our heads and taking care of us, then I have all the authority and therefore it is not a 50-50 partnership.
You are basically, I'm the head of the household for a reason.
But the problem is that women don't like hierarchies.
You guys don't like to be second.
You guys don't like to feel as though- It's okay to be second.
I love being under you.
Can I finish my point?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Women have a difficulty understanding hierarchy a lot of the times, right?
And they've proven this where when they have Survivor Series, right?
They did Bear Grylls.
They put women on an island and men on an island.
The girls were trying to do everything by voting and a committee and all of a sudden the bullshit.
The men, it was like, nah, you do fire.
You go ahead and you go gather the wood.
You go hunt.
You go build shelter, etc.
The men understand, okay, you're the best at this.
You do it.
You do that, etc.
It's like we're able to compartmentalize and put the dudes into hierarchies and then the guy that does the best gets paid the most.
We are okay with hierarchies and dominance hierarchies.
Y'all, though?
Yes, we are.
Y'all don't lose your shit on the low?
Anyway.
How about it?
Mm-hmm.
In your room, in the dark.
Let me finish one point.
Please don't interrupt with retarded comments.
Oh, sorry.
So, men understand that hierarchy is important, right?
So, like, when you put men in a room and everyone's working, the guy that does the best gets paid the highest.
We're okay with that.
Women are more egalitarian.
Oh, I deserve, you know, you get a dollar, you get a dollar, you get a dollar.
They tend to be more socialist and communitarian with their resources, right?
I agree.
So, with that said, Since women don't like hierarchies, you guys have an issue with me saying things like, I'm paying the bills, I'm the fucking leader.
And men have to be very dominant and masculine to kind of assert that.
But if a man doesn't tell you that and put you in your place, you think everything's equal.
Okay, so who had something?
I want to ask you one question though.
Sure.
Have you ever spent, like, 24 hours with a kid?
Like, just you taking care of a kid 24 hours?
Yeah, it sucks.
Exactly.
You would not want to do that shit.
So, like, would you rather go to work or sit at home with kids all day?
It's easier to stay at home with the children, let's be honest.
It's easier, but would you personally, a man, would you rather sit home all day with kids or would you rather go to work?
Go to work as a man.
Exactly, right?
So, like, you can't really complain that you're providing, right?
No, no, no.
I'm not complaining.
I'm saying...
Well, not complaining, but, you know, you can't...
No, no.
I'm saying that if I'm the one...
My thing is, if I'm providing, I make all the decisions and you be quiet.
Yeah, that's fine.
That's what I'm saying.
That's fine.
A good woman has a good second opinion to kind of keep you on track if she has your best interests, you know?
Shut up!
See, that's your problem.
You think men and women are equal.
No, I don't.
I just think that some women may have a really good perception that the man might need.
You need a soundboard for something about your ideas and thoughts.
I told you earlier that we're not the same.
We can hear you out, but at the end of the day, not all men are the same.
We're the final decision makers.
We can hear your opinion.
You can make the final decision, but if your only thing is like, oh, I'm going to hear her out, I'm not going to actually, then you don't hold value to the woman.
You don't see her value, right?
So then, of course, it's just going to be like, yes, I'm the leader, and she just sits down and shut up.
I have no problem with sitting down and being quiet if you're a real man.
If you're a real man, I will never be quiet.
I'm too smart.
So generally, men today aren't up to par.
Some of you take up the role where you actually lead, right?
Who's talking?
You.
Thank you.
So I get what you're saying, but ultimately, if you choose that man, you made the choice to choose that man, then you take it for what it is.
As a leader, he's paying the bills.
So by default, who has authority?
He does.
It's simple.
But girls will sit there and think that they're equal to their man in 50-50 partnership.
I just think it's funny when girls say that.
Trust me, you don't want a 50-50 partnership.
You end up not fucking your guy for two days like her.
You know what I mean?
What do you mean?
No, you're not.
I don't know.
He's not.
No, he's good with that.
No, he's not.
Yes, of course.
He accepts it because he doesn't have a choice.
I'm not a simple woman.
I got business with him.
I invest with him.
I work with him.
Like, we are the same.
We are in the same level.
I have a question.
How long do you feel that that's going to last?
Because I feel like when you're not thriving in your femininity...
To a certain extent where you're not letting him thrive in his masculinity.
It's like, you see women who are like, oh, wanting to be the boss and the leaders, they grow up to be like...
Single.
Single.
Either single or miserable in their relationship.
Now it's not even a relationship.
It's a business.
Now you feel like you're obligated to be in the relationship and not because you want to.
I think when you find a real man and a real woman and you guys are in the same way, in the same position, you're going to see everything together.
I mean, why do we have to split everything?
Why do we have to pay...
The whole amount if I can help him with that.
But I don't feel like...
What I'm saying right now...
Right now, I feel like, yeah, right now, I mean, you guys don't have any kids, you guys are...
No, you know what?
Wrong, wrong.
Should we call him and ask him?
He has a kid.
But you don't have a kid.
Should we call him and ask him?
But no, what I'm saying is, but that's not your kid.
So I feel like once you get to a certain place where you guys, you get married, you have kids, You're going to look at this totally different.
Because I mean, of course, we're young.
So we don't have the same...
I'm bad.
All the girls are young here.
Well...
You know what I mean.
She's not younger than you.
But you know what I mean.
Like right now, it's like...
But you're just looking like the moment.
Like this moment.
We're planning a future.
We're planning business.
We're planning a relationship.
Man, plan is not in your face, man.
Come on, man.
What the fuckers?
If I was her man, I would have mutt on, you know what I'm saying?
Like, come on, man.
Well, you're not.
It's about planning shit, man.
Well, thank God, shit.
So right now, you put the bills in half, and he has a kid.
Do you respect your man?
Yes.
So if he told you, listen, babe, I want sex every day, what would you say to him?
Okay, that's fine.
What you just said?
Yeah.
He just respect my point.
When I don't want to have sex, he's fine.
Like, all right, baby.
No, man, he tolerates that.
If you feel bad, that's fine.
We can work with that.
He might be really nice.
No, we have to have sex because I'm paying the bills and whatever.
No.
So you talked to him then?
Yes, I talked to him.
Okay, I thought you told him what it was and that was it.
What?
I thought you told him, like, this is it and that's it.
Like, no sex today.
Sorry.
Like, if he told me...
No, if you told him that.
That's what he thought.
I'm not going to say to him, like, we don't have sex.
Like, no, I feel bad.
I don't feel, like, comfortable today.
And he's fine with that.
How often is that, though?
I mean...
How often?
Not that much.
I mean, we have sex every single day if I want to take a time because I'm tired of my work because I work overnight.
This is literally what I'm talking about, though.
I feel like eventually you're not going to let him thrive fully into his masculinity to the point where you guys might grow to resent each other.
It's not really a respect because now you're like...
It's like, I'm doing all of this work.
You're, you know, he's getting comfortable.
You're not gonna, you're not helping him elevate.
That's not true because he can talk with me.
If he don't feel like comfortable, like...
Hey, I want to have sex right now.
We can work with that.
But we communicate.
The most important thing is the communication between you and your relationship.
So if we have communication, and I told him, hey, I feel bad for these two days, I don't feel comfortable, and he understands what I'm saying, that's fine.
That means he's thriving out of femininity.
Ladies, real quick.
If you had a man, let's say you do have a man, right?
And he wants sex, I want to say, four times a week.
And you feel like, you know what, today, I feel like I don't want to have sex.
I'm too tired.
Let's say this happens twice a week.
So let's say out of five days, two days, you don't want to do it.
Consistently.
I'm horny.
I want to do it.
What would you say to him?
So he wants to have sex with you.
You don't feel good that day, but he's like pressing you for it.
What would you do?
If he makes me feel really supported, which my man does, I will say, okay, move forward.
I've been in a place where I didn't feel like a man has supported me, and I'm like, yeah, no, fuck that.
So if you believe and trust in him, and he's a good leader, you're going to do it?
What do you mean by supported?
What do you mean by that?
Exactly that.
He's a good leader.
He takes care of me.
He lets me live in my femininity.
Financially?
Financially, to a certain extent, right?
Because it's not about necessarily how much money he makes.
It's about how much he's willing to share with you, to me.
So, you know, as long as I feel supported in those ways, which help me lean into my personal femininity, then I'm going to suck it up.
Let's go.
Got it.
What about you?
Suck it up.
We fucking.
I mean, I feel like a lot of times, you know, the men, they go out here, they're just working, working, all that testosterone is building up, and like, he's supposed to come home and be released of stress.
Because he needs to go back out there and make some more money and take care of the household.
Look, I'm not holding him back from doing nothing.
We're gonna be fucking as many times as he needs to for him to get it right, get a good night's sleep, and to get back up in that morning and go to work.
Talk your shit.
Okay.
She said everything.
I don't have to say anything.
I agree.
You go for it.
Yeah, I agree.
Six years ago?
Listen.
Six years?
Six years?
I know, right?
It's fucked up.
I know.
Okay.
What you doing?
I mean, I do it.
You know, if you're not about it at first, if it's the right man, you're going to be into it.
It'll be fine.
Yeah, I'm doing it.
I understand.
What about you?
Yeah, we could do it.
Just, you know, lay down sideways.
Lazy sex, whatever.
We're going through it.
It might not be...
Well, it is all the time, but we're going to make something happen.
What about you?
I mean, unless he's fucking up, I never say no.
Yeah.
Just to add to your point here, so ultimately...
Oh, gosh.
What he needs to do, not pay half the bills, most of them are going to do it.
But you, you're paying half the bills with your man, and he's a kid.
So I think on some level, the respect isn't fully there, where he's like, you know what?
He wants this, I'll do it.
It's more like, what I want, because I'm doing half the way.
If he goes like, I want to do it.
And I'm like, okay, I don't feel comfortable today.
And he was like, no, but I'm horny.
I want to do it.
I really want it so bad.
Okay, we can try it.
Try it?
Yes, we can.
I mean, I'm trying.
It's not like just go and have sex and that's it, you know?
See, again, you can see the difference here.
I keep it a thousand, man.
I think if a girl denies your man sex, you should just break up with her.
Damn.
I mean, if he's fucking up.
He knows, he knows the woman that he got.
No, no, no, hold on, hold on.
Because you guys would never tolerate it if we decided to be like, you know what, man?
I don't feel like protecting him today.
Someone broke in the house.
You know what?
You handle it this time.
So you're telling me that the man's is...
I work on retirement.
So you're saying that every man that gets cooked human sex that woman is false.
So all that you want is sex.
That's it.
It's not the majority.
It's about that.
It's just sex.
We don't ask for much.
Men don't ask for much.
Please me.
She's useless.
What are you talking about you don't ask for much?
Men ask for far less than women do.
Y'all ask for...
What?
Y'all want us to listen to y'all.
Men don't ask for much.
Y'all want us to cook for y'all, clean for y'all.
What do they ask for?
From you.
Six years.
No, because you said that men don't ask for much.
I disagree.
I think you guys do ask for a lot.
And if you don't ask for much, you've got low standards.
Who asks for more, men or women?
Women ask for way more than men.
What are you talking about?
We have to, by design.
Okay, so, okay.
What's your name again?
Let's just use logic, okay?
You're on my show.
I know.
Don't forget where you're at.
Thanks for having me.
Okay.
Let's use logic here.
If women demand more and men demand less, wouldn't that mean that the things that we ask for have more weight?
I agree with that.
So he just said, men want sex, so obviously since we don't ask for much, that means that that carries a lot of weight, correct?
Okay, it does, but it's not black and white.
It's not black and white.
It's not black and white, baby.
But you're dating a man.
That's the mentality.
And you're dating a woman.
I'm willing to understand that.
I literally take so much time to think about those things.
But it's also a man who can understand, again, women's value.
That's why I say, like...
From your point in the beginning, like, oh, men have to offer so much more upfront, which I get.
Yes, that makes sense.
But also, like, you can't underestimate the value of a woman taking time for her to go get ready, for her to go do these things.
No, no, no, no, no.
So you're not expecting to be pretty.
Like, we're expected to be beautiful all the time.
You get ready whether you go on a date or you don't, man.
Stop lying.
Hold on.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because women always use this bullshit excuse.
It took time for me to get ready, blah, blah, blah.
Whether you're going on a date with me, you're going to a club with your girls, you're going to go traveling, whatever, you're going to get ready no matter fucking what.
100%, but I'm taking time.
But I'm not going to go to Komodo no matter what all the time.
That makes sense.
But like, just like you said, I could be on vacation, I could be this place with my girls, I could be this place doing, I could be elsewhere, but I'm not.
And most girls do that.
Right, most girls do that.
You have a boyfriend.
It makes sense why.
I mean, I feel like what I'm saying is valid.
Like, I could be elsewhere, but I'm not.
I'm taking time out of my schedule because I'm a very busy woman.
But they're busy, too.
100%.
Nobody said you're not busy, but I'm not, like, I'm not devaluing A man for what he does, but I'm just also trying to share the light on the value of what a woman brings because it sounds like you're not understanding.
It does not as much as a man.
To you, to you, to you, because you are speaking from a very, very masculine perspective.
Hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
- She's just never met a woman that has-- - Dude, most men, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 'cause I'm gonna prove you guys wrong right fucking now.
Do you decline most men that come up to you?
Yes.
I'm open to conversation.
But do you decline most men romantically that approach you?
Be honest.
It's not safe.
Okay, so are you picky?
I am very picky.
Okay, so then by definition you have high standards, right?
I do have high standards.
You triggered my trap card!
You just fucked up.
Because if you have high standards and most men you decline, by definition that means the man that you want is rare, correct?
Absolutely.
Yes.
That means that you have high standards, he's rare, which means you are not as rare as him.
So he has more value than you.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
How about you finish?
No, no, no, because we logically worked it down.
If you're picky and you have high standards, by definition, a man that's able to attract you means he's probably better than most men, which means he is rare and he's a commodity.
However...
He does not have the same standards upon you.
Because men, our threshold for what we like in women is way more common.
Beautiful, not a pain in the ass, quiet, submissive.
A lot of girls have that.
So the man, by definition, brings more value than you do based on what we just talked about.
Maybe for the women that you're looking for.
Maybe for the women that you're looking for.
To be honest, I'm sure.
You see...
I'm going to be real though.
We date up.
Let her finish.
We date up.
And they can date down.
So that's true.
Because if I look at you and you have...
I clearly see that you have more.
Because I'm not looking for nobody.
I don't date down.
You know, when you're looking for a provider...
What does that say about the man?
But the thing...
Mike, that doesn't have to do with my values as a woman, because I hold myself to a standard, it's your fault that you don't?
Like, no, right.
That's your problem.
Like, do your emotions...
What I'm arguing, is that the standard that you hold yourself to?
A lot of other girls do, too.
You don't know my standards, though.
That's the thing.
I haven't told you them, so you don't know them.
He just asked you.
Similar standards, I guarantee you.
I gave you surface level.
I didn't give you details.
It's the same shit, bro.
You got money, you got money.
Come on, man.
No, I'm not taking away the value from the woman, but I feel as though...
You know what's funny?
All right, you know what?
How about this?
What differentiates you from the other girls on this panel?
How do you stand out?
Go ahead, tell us.
How do you stand out?
How do you stand out?
I stand out because I'm me.
And I'm gonna just keep it inside.
Oh my god!
Yo, this is what I'm trying to say!
Yo!
This is what I'm trying to say!
Bro!
Britney Reiner!
Hey!
I'm different!
I know you're a bad bitch!
2 Chainz!
2 Chainz!
But look, I'm me!
2 Chainz!
Go out with me!
I'm me!
She's a special vibe You know why though?
I don't have to explain it to you I know that's why you asked it And that's why I said it Because I knew you were getting better vibes I know my frequency Wait let me finish I know my frequency I know my energy.
I know who I am.
To the point where like this doesn't bother me.
Y'all could laugh.
Y'all could do all this.
Because I really know who I am inside.
And guess what?
So does my man, and so does the people that I interact with on a daily conversation.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did your man like you on day one when he first saw you?
Wait, wait.
Did your man like you from day one when he first saw you, right?
Yes, that's what he tells me.
He didn't know who you were.
Right?
He just saw her titties and ass.
He's like, you know what?
I like her.
No, no, no.
He came to my class and he felt my energy.
Thank you.
He saw your titties.
Yo.
Hold on.
Chris.
Chris.
Define energy for us.
Please.
Because we're clueless.
Define energy for us men here.
Come on, man.
Define it.
What's energy?
So, for me, energy is...
Yeah, you can't even say shit.
Energy because you're like, you're testing me right now.
You're testing me right now.
I got you too, girl.
Thank you.
So, for me, energy literally boils down to the way that you carry yourself as a woman.
As a...
Right.
I have spent time figuring out stuff.
So like how you said, doesn't cause too much problems, doesn't do this.
There's a reason why I'm able to do those things.
Because I deal with my internal stuff.
And then I also, on top of that, I go and I work hard.
I have goals.
I have aspirations.
That's true.
I have a package for me, okay?
I'm not saying for a man.
It's not from a man's light what a package looks like.
It's for me and how I want to develop myself.
My energy, my aura is different for that reason.
So all this goes in here.
Notice how she said the package.
I don't know if y'all noticed that, but she said the package is for me.
No, no, no.
Not for a man.
Not for a man.
We're talking about what sets you apart to make you more attractive to men.
But then she goes ahead and says that package for herself.
Can I tell you why she's right?
Anybody who really knows what I'm talking about is going to know what you just said does not even correlate to what I said.
I want to tell you why she's right.
I'm sorry.
Dragon Ball Z is a cartoon.
I love it.
You know?
Okay.
It's coming from the house.
It's all energy.
Yes, that's right.
It's not real.
So the thing is...
So your energy is not real, by the way.
We literally asked you...
Hold up, hold up.
Hold up, hold up.
Hold up.
Can I chip in really quick?
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Okay, well, then never mind.
To be fair, never mind.
We asked you a very straightforward question.
What differentiates you from the other women, right?
For a man.
Because remember, I started the question off, do you have high standards?
Etc.
And you said that you do.
You didn't say for a man.
That's not what you said.
We did!
That was implied.
How do you stand out for a man?
Because when I preface it, I asked you a bunch of questions.
Do you have high standards of men?
Do you decline most men that come and talk to you?
You said yes to all of it.
Which means you, by definition of your answers, you have a high standard of what kind of man you would associate with.
Correct?
Okay.
Then I said...
Since you have high standards, by definition, that means a man has more value than you because most men cannot rise up to the level that you want, but in your own words.
And then I said, what does that man get back in return since you're so different?
And you literally responded, I'm me.
That's ridiculous.
I can understand how it doesn't make sense to you.
And then to make it even better, when you went to expand on it, when you went to go expand on it, you gave some weird answers about energy, etc.
And then you said, oh yeah, but that's a package for me.
What I said was, that's a package from me.
Like, when I visualize what I deliver, that is like, I'm not, it's not in the eyes.
I'm not like, what does a man want?
And how can I deliver?
That's the problem!
How is that a problem?
It's not a problem for me.
Because, look, look, man.
Can I elaborate?
That's the problem.
See, can I elaborate, please?
Girls, chill.
When men...
Right?
Work on being more attractive.
The difference between us and you guys is that men are okay with admitting that we're doing this for the bitches.
You guys lie and will not say you're doing it for the men.
But the reality is the makeup that you wear, going to the gym, taking care of yourself, etc.
Be independent.
It is to be more attractive to get a certain caliber of guy.
You are competing for a man whether you want to accept it or not.
Saying this stuff about energy.
I do it for me.
Blah, blah, blah.
No, you're doing it.
I'm not competing for any man.
For sure not.
But the men also have stunders.
Well, look.
You're not competing for any man, but the man that you want is exceptional, correct?
You have high standards, right?
Like you said.
I do, yes.
So, if you have high standards, that man's rare, right?
Yes.
So by definition, if you want a man that's higher status, you are competing because there's not enough of them to go around.
That's true.
Yeah, there is.
Okay, yes.
And that's what I wanted to say.
I'm coming to logical conclusions that you guys just don't want to accept.
I'm just accepting what you're talking about.
20 minutes!
And that is your delivery.
That's not right.
You're looking at me the whole time and it's not in your head.
Real quick.
Let's do Castle Club donations and head to Rumble because it is time, friends.
Castle Club, if you don't mind more.
We got 18,000 people that are losing their hair follicles right now.
Fresh Cheeks balls.
Yes, sir!
Madeline, I choose you to be the next Fresh Cheeks of the week.
The rules are simple.
You pull up to the crib and we blow out your back.
You can stay over the night if you can do the toe curling vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk 3000 and rock fresh stock.
Did y'all just not hear how scared I am out here?
Are you down?
Make the move, big homie.
Yeah!
Don't mind that.
I'm very sorry.
I'll have to turn down that lovely offer.
No!
Well, you don't like us?
It's fresh, man.
Oh, fresh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay, let's do it.
I thought that was something random.
W.A. Man!
Oh my god!
Get him, Fresh!
There's a little bit of height difference or what?
I'd be fucking you.
- Nah, when I wear shoes, I'm totally in, nigga. - She can knock on you. - She wear heels, man.
- Bye, Rocky, then just Kano, okay. - All right. - Me and the brother finding weird beads in mom's room.
Oh, okay.
That's for you!
I'm Shaniqua in the yellow dress.
I knew I recognized you from somewhere.
I'm a big fan of your movies, Jabba the Hogue.
I see you, bitch.
What the fuck?
Ratings for the night.
Eggplant emoji.
Where are we starting from?
I don't know.
Where are you starting?
Oh, my God.
He called you a 5.5.
If Mo and Lizzo had a child, 4.
Tip off Fresh's peepee, 3.
Leah Thomas little brother, 5.
Three hours of makeup just to look like a pickle dipped in chocolate, 4.
Certified girl math account in five.
Head shaped like my Amazon package sold off my porch four.
Wow, nice.
Creativity, okay.
Name three countries that I might change in my rating.
Oh my goodness.
I bet you ugly shit.
I bet you ugly as fuck, motherfucker.
Name three countries, Miss Energy.
And he donated a total of $10.
Name three countries.
Shout to him, man.
United States, Canada.
Okay, sorry.
I got to give the rules.
No U.S., no Canada, no Mexico.
Three countries, go ahead.
Spain.
Okay.
Italy.
Greece.
Alright.
Forget about it!
Here's a quote here as well.
You can't repeat what she said.
Yeah.
Alright, go ahead.
A caveat.
Three countries.
You got this.
I believe in you.
I mean, is Europe too broad?
Yes, that's a continent.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
You said U.S.A. Sorry.
Sorry.
Anywhere in the world.
Three countries.
Come on.
You got this.
Alright.
London.
Okay.
Two more?
Ladies, ladies, don't say nothing.
You can't help.
Wait, she just said it?
Everybody be quiet when they're talking.
Two more.
Oh my freaking gosh.
I had drunk too much.
London.
Two more.
Come on, think soccer.
Think soccer?
You got this.
Haiti.
Okay, okay.
One more.
Yes, sir!
Puerto Rico.
Hey!
Puerto Rico.
You failed!
What the fuck?
London is not...
A country?
A city?
Yeah.
And Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory.
Goddamn, bro.
Alright, what about you?
She said Haiti, though.
And you can't name the country that you're from either.
Go ahead.
Japan, Korea, Switzerland.
Which Korea?
North Korea?
Alright.
Alright, what about you?
Name three countries.
China, Russia.
Let me think.
Iceland is not a country, is it?
Question mark?
I mean, you tell us.
Yeah.
I'll say Iceland, but I don't fucking know.
Alright.
Wait, you guys still don't know right now?
Barely.
By the way, you're about to go to war with China.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, man.
Thanks for telling us that.
Well, we got Ghana, Turkey.
Wait, is Ghana?
No, no, no.
We're just listening to you.
You tell us.
Ghana, Turkey, what else?
Trinidad.
Good job.
Cuba.
Can't use Cuba.
You're from Cuba.
You're from there.
Oh god.
Brazil.
Okay.
Thailandia.
Thailandia, right?
In Spanish, yeah.
I don't know.
In English.
Okay, that's fine.
You get it, right?
Alright, we'll give it to you.
One more.
Okay.
Okay, you got it.
What about you?
Luxembourg, Belgium, France.
Okay.
Alright.
Good job, ladies.
Okay.
Lovely.
Three diglets.
Fuck your point.
Show tits.
Show us your tits, sir.
Please.
Alright.
Carly Marl goes, FNF, please bring back Tommy Sotomayor and some ratchet black hoses.
Question for the ladies.
Marry an average man, 30k per year, that won't cheat, no traveling, but must delete your IG or keep your IG. 30k.
Hey, if he's taking care of everything.
He's my leader.
I'm good.
Alright, what else do we got?
You can't survive 30k.
I have to help you out, buddy.
30k.
All right, guys.
Guys, come on over to Rumble.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
We're going to kill the YouTube stream right now.
We got almost 20,000 in here, 18K. So, guys, come on over to Rumble right now.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
We're going to switch on over to Rumble, the home of free speech.
Come on over, man.
Come on over, guys.
Kill the YouTube stream.
Cool.
All right.
What else do we got here?
All right.
We've got some more here.
And then we also have...
All right.
Cool.
In the meantime, you can see the Rumble numbers going crazy now.
All right.
Drop the Rumble link in there.
All right, cool.
All right, we are back.
No?
No, we're here.
All right.
Okay, we're cool.
Alright, so we got that one.
Tommy Sotomayor.
This question is for the one in pink.
Do you live on disability?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, actually, I am epileptic.
Adrian!
I did get hit in the fucking head in the back of the head, so guess what?
If you get hit in the back of the fucking head, too, guess what?
You're going to end up like Adrian.
Brain damage.
Yeah, you know what?
But you know what?
It took me a while, but guess what?
I'm perfectly fine now.
What was that Pokemon?
But you know what?
Your dad, your fucking mom is on disability, though, for having a fucking fucking pass.
Hold that Pokemon Slowpoke, bro.
Fucking gerbil like you.
All right.
Gerbil.
Yeah.
All right.
I am...
My favorite question...
What do men find hard about dating you?
Okay, that's a good one.
Let's start here.
Yeah, what do men find hard about dating you?
Um, well, I think that a man really has to be in his masculine energy to date me.
No feminine at all.
Because of the, you know, what I do, I'm a singer, but I don't have the same brain as a man.
I just, I just create music.
Is that you?
Aww, that's so cute.
Like your fucking mom is too.
She was fucking drinking when she was pregnant with you, you bitch.
Alright, uh...
But anyway, so I do music.
So for guys, like in my past, one of my relationships that I had, I used to play piano and guys would come up and say, you did a great job and it would piss them off.
So like kind of just like with that aspect, they don't like guys coming up to me after I sing or play piano type shit.
And so it was really hard for him to deal with that.
Even though I don't cheat, even though I know that I'm not comfortable with these guys that I'm not banging, for some reason in his brain when he sees all these guys talking to me, So you said being is masculine.
Yeah, he has to be very masculine.
But don't you realize that masculine men are super territorial?
Yeah, you should.
Exactly.
But you just said that that was a negative.
But no, I didn't think it was negative, but don't ruin my fucking night if people are coming up and talking to me because that's what happened every time someone would say, oh, you did wonderful.
So you're a masculine man that's going to sit there and let you talk to other men then?
No, I wasn't talking, but it's like after the show, people are in the same facility.
Contradicting yourself, bro.
No, it's in the same facility.
You know what I hear?
Me, me, me.
It's not like I'm me.
Me?
Look, I've been playing piano since I was three years old, okay?
So, like, yeah, people will come up to me and talk to me after the show, but I don't go home with them.
So, on one end, you said that you want a hyper-masculine guy, but then you don't realize that hyper-masculine men are very territorial with women.
I get it.
I don't mind a hyper-masculine guy.
Just don't ruin my fucking night after I perform.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm fine.
They're gonna be hyper-masculine and they're territorial.
Well, he can just hold my hand with me while after the show then.
How about that?
Just stand with me.
If you want, whatever.
Be territorial.
Stand up.
See, women don't know what they want, bro.
No, I know what they want.
Just don't ruin my night if people tell me I did a good job.
That's like saying, I want a lion that's a vegetarian.
It doesn't work that way.
For example, say you knew a chick and you really liked her and she had a special talent, okay?
And people compliment her all the time.
Not the sucking dick, motherfucker.
Like the actual fucking skill.
Like the fucking cooking.
You feel me?
So what I'm saying is, like, what if she has a special skill, and you know she's special.
So motherfuckers is always coming up.
After the show, you're there at the show.
You can literally stand up next to her.
But it's not my fault.
When I'm playing piano and we're still in the same facility, people come up and talk to me.
Why do you need validation from other men when you have one?
I don't need validation.
I want to fucking leave.
But if other people are like, hey, congratulations.
She's a performer.
You did an amazing job.
You did an amazing job.
It's like your podcast.
You get praised.
Thank you.
Yeah, but men and women aren't the same.
This is what I tell guys.
What do you do with the girl with a special talent?
Stop, stop, stop.
What you're basically saying right now is I want a lion that's a vegetarian.
It doesn't work that way.
No, I want a lion.
He can stay there.
If he wants to be there, whatever, but I've been playing piano.
Do you want me to just stop?
If you want to just make me stop playing piano, I'll be there fine.
This actually proves my point.
I tell guys all the time, don't take women seriously that are performers and music industry.
No offense.
What do you mean?
Okay, well, if you want me to not ever do that again, then fine.
Just take me under the wing and do all your bills and I'll take care of the kids.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm confused.
I'm not an entertainer.
I play piano in galas.
Look, I play piano in galas.
Nice events.
Okay, it's what I've been doing my whole life.
I was three years old.
So why can you not take somebody like me who's been doing this since I was three years old?
My mother taught me piano when I was three years old.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
Do it in the house by yourself, bro.
You guys are missing the glaring contradiction here.
She said, I want a hyper-masculine man.
Hyper-masculine man, number one.
Don't sit there and she said she wants a masculine man.
Masculine men don't sit there and argue with women.
They don't negotiate with terrorists.
It's my way or the highway.
Number two, they're going to be territorial and they're going to not like other men coming up to you all the time.
What if you play piano at church?
Can you stop interrupting for two seconds?
That's annoying as fuck, bro.
That's another thing.
We don't want to sit there and argue with you either.
You're a masculine ass woman.
You're being feminine.
How am I being feminine?
Because...
I'm about to play demos.
You've been cutting me off on my own podcast a bunch of times.
I'm sorry.
Would you forgive me?
Have a good one.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm about to play demos.
You drunk one too many?
Yeah, you're right.
I'm about to just relax.
You're being annoying as fuck right now.
I apologize.
Don't forget where the fuck you're at.
I did have enough to drink, but at the same time...
I don't know how much you had to drink.
No, no, no.
Shut the fuck up for two seconds, all right?
Let me make this explicitly clear.
Hey, don't shut the fuck up for two seconds, okay?
No, stop.
All right.
Yo, both of y'all get the fuck off the show, bro.
Both of y'all get the fuck off the show.
Don't think this shit a game.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
You guys are fucking with the wrong one, man.
I'm not that guy.
Get the fuck out of here.
I wasn't trying to be like that at all.
Nah, get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Get out of here.
We don't sit here and tolerate fuckery from women, bro.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Don't think this shit's a game, man.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is an opportunity for y'all.
20,000 plus people.
Yeah, Opportunity, you guys want to come on here and act like idiots.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Get the fuck out of here.
That's crazy, bro.
That's wild, bro.
Am I allowed to say something?
Fucking ridiculous.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Go ahead.
I was going to say something for you.
They got me fucked up these hoes, man.
For you, because as a performer, she was talking about being a performer.
Yeah.
Me, when I do, men come up to me, they like me, but obviously I'm not into them.
But I would never date.
I've never dated as a dancer because that's only going...
To attract men who are not masculine and not secure with that.
So I'm not going to put a man in that position to date them.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I know what I do for work.
Is gonna attract male attention and it's gonna bother my boyfriend.
So if she's in a career where you're piano and you're getting all this stuff, you have to choose your career or the man at that point.
That's a good point.
If you're being honest, anything you're doing as a woman is gonna attract men.
Exactly.
Well, I mean, for me, it's more sexually.
So I would not date a man.
But for her, I understand where she's coming from.
But for me, I just don't.
I think what the issue is, she practically avoided the question.
The question was, what makes it hard for men to date you?
And I feel like it's so easy to hurry up and be like, oh, because men, men, men, men, men.
But it's like, no.
You.
What made it hard for men to date you?
And I think that's where it got sidetracked and I felt like it got a little messy because we were so quick to, oh, because the men are not masculine enough and the men is like, no, they asked about you.
Why is it hard?
What is hard about dating you?
Not what the man is doing or if he's not masculine enough or whatever the case may be.
So that's why I was like, I'm a little confused like where this is going because And never bring her back, Chris.
And I'll be the first woman to admit it.
She's been ad-libbing the whole night of shit, man.
Literally fucking annoying, bro.
I don't dress to impress men or this and that.
But I do enjoy male attention.
I do.
I'll be the first to admit it.
I do negative or positive.
I enjoy male attention.
So if you're in a position where she's saying she's at the piano and she's playing whatever, you can be like, oh, thank you.
Great.
Great set.
Walk away.
But, you know, girls, we like...
I do.
I'm not saying everybody, but I'm not going to speak on it because she's not here, but you know what I mean?
Be honest, was she being annoying?
Not to me, but I mean, a little bit.
I mean, kind of the...
She kind of overrode the question because I forgot what you guys were asking.
That has been the theme for tonight.
When I ask a question, you guys always, like, think of something else.
No, no, no.
That got a whole derailed.
I don't know what the question is.
And that's what I was saying.
I think in order for these conversations to be very effective, I feel like we have to stop, like, pointing fingers and really, like, speak and take accountability of, like, Us.
So I feel like if it's always going to be this hatred of men, like, oh, men do this, men do that, we're never going to really solve the problem.
Exactly, yeah.
We're always going to find somebody to blame.
She got sidetracked from her emotional standpoint.
But at the same time, I get it.
People, you know.
Sometimes it's like that.
Okay, what about you?
Can you ask me the question?
What do you find hard about dating you?
Okay, I'm not sure about that, but maybe it's because I'm trying to be a leader, too, in the relationship.
Okay, so you're trying to, like, I want to say fight for dominance.
She's masculine.
Yeah, kind of.
Not kind of, you are.
Okay, cool.
What about you?
I would say that I'm too independent for a few men.
Well, for a lot of men.
Also masculine.
Yeah.
It's polarity.
I like how girls dress it up.
I'm a woman, but I have, you know, I'm a go-getter.
I'm a hustler.
So the independents throw them off.
I have not been placed in my soft girl era.
I have not.
I haven't been placed in it.
You know, I've always kind of been on survival mode.
Or I put myself in it.
I've never had a man do it for me.
So therefore I do go towards independence and that's what scares me.
What if you met this man tomorrow and he came to you, would you pipe down the masculine energy?
Of course.
And I don't even, oh gosh, like the masculine sounds so, can we?
It's the truth.
It is what it is.
The masculine sounds so harsh because it's kind of like I'm not masculine.
So what are you?
Because I'm independent.
Like, I feel like, okay, so...
Independent of who then?
It's the energy.
Let's go to logic again.
Yeah.
Let's logically go through this because women don't like certain words.
Right.
Independent of who exactly?
Myself.
No, no.
Who are you independent of is my question.
When you say I'm independent, who are you independent of?
You're single, right?
Yeah.
Who are you independent of when you say I'm independent?
What do you mean independent?
She got work, she got me from.
Holy fuck.
Oh, no.
Ladies, it's not that hard.
Yeah, I think it's the wording.
Who am I independent of?
Oh, who am I? Okay, so I'm not dependent on somebody.
I'm independent of the man.
Is that what you want me to say?
Yes, the man.
Okay, well.
Shit, there we go.
Okay, so when women say that they're independent, You have to ask yourself, independent of whom exactly?
It's men, right?
Okay, right?
Okay.
So you're independent of men, right?
Okay.
What do men typically provide women?
Security.
How so?
Safe.
By feeling safe.
By words, by their stature, by...
Yeah.
Okay.
Because it's not always money for me, especially.
So it's physical stature, money, security, et cetera.
Okay.
Would it be fair to say that these are masculine traits that the man is supposed to provide to you?
Yes.
Okay.
You're independent of that, right?
Yes.
Which means you have to do it yourself.
Well, not the stature and not the money part.
If someone attacks you and you don't have kids, what are you going to do?
Protect myself.
Yes.
There we go.
So yeah, I am protected.
Yes.
And I am, yes.
You're right.
That's panel, man.
No, not even about that.
I love the conversation.
I love the way that you're wording it.
It opens up your mind a little bit.
I'm bringing you to the logical conclusion because it's like you don't like the word masculine, but what I'm telling you is you are masculine because you are independent of men.
So therefore, since you're independent of men, you must have masculine traits to self-sustain.
So what's the definition of masculine?
Pull that up for me since we're talking about it because I like technology.
Okay, so you were arguing this whole time saying that you're not masculine for a word.
You don't even know what definition is.
Right.
I just kind of went off of context clues.
So what is...
Now you went off of emotion.
Yeah, what's the exact definition of masculine for me?
You became the man that you wanted.
What does masculine mean?
That's what I want to know.
That's incredible.
We all have masculine and feminine traits.
Because I know polarity.
That was the first thing that I brought up because it's polarity.
You know, you got feminine traits.
You got feminine traits.
Yeah.
You know, especially if you get emotional of a woman that is playing a piano and you feel I feel like, oh, well, I, of course, I, I, you're emotional, bro.
Yeah.
Handle that.
Agreed.
Right?
That's territorial.
That's territorial.
It's feminine.
It's emotional.
I disagree.
Yeah.
I agree to disagree on a lot of things.
It's emotional because if you are, that's, that's a feminine trait.
That's a feminine trait.
You could feel territorial and then you could communicate with me.
If you come over here and you're kind of like emotional about it and you're like grabbing me, bro, you're acting feminine.
You're acting like a little bitch.
Because that's a biological hardwired response that men have when they feel as though, when they interpret that their woman can be taken by another guy.
But again, you're deflecting from the main point.
I'm simply saying that you're a masculine woman.
You don't like the word masculine.
Because I don't know the true definition.
I'm not even going to lie to you.
I might need a definition, baby.
It's you!
So then why are you arguing?
If you don't even know the definition of the word, how can you take offense for a word you don't know the definition of?
Can you tell me the definition so you can prove your point to me?
I just need a proven point.
I'm a Virgo.
Ooh.
Incredible.
Yeah, I need a proven point.
I need definitions, baby.
Incredible.
I don't need to be in a certain set, because I can use masculine.
You literally just tried to substantiate your ignorance based off of the month that you were born.
Do you know how ludicrous that sounds?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I want you to re- I'll be Cat Williams all day, baby.
You tried to substantiate your ignorance of the definition of a word that you argued for that you didn't know based on the month that you were born in the year.
No, I said I'm a Virgo because I need the definition.
That's why I said I can't keep on writing what you're telling me is what I'm trying to tell you.
And maybe that's also the reason why I ain't got a man, right?
How about this?
It's not that you're a Virgo.
You're just ignorant.
How about that?
How about that?
Why can't we go back to telling people...
Why is there always an excuse for stupidity?
So what's the definition of ignorance?
Let's talk about that.
You're making an argument.
I'm asking you so you can lessen my ignorance.
What's the definition of masculinity?
And you're unable to tell me the definition.
Breaking it down, masculine, meaning traits or personality types of a man or boy.
So by default, you became the man that you want to be with, which means you're masculine.
So the traits is basically traits of a man or a boy.
And they're not breaking that down either.
I can't...
I'm going to go home and look this up.
If you don't even know the definition of the word, why would you argue?
Because I'm trying to figure it out.
This is a conversation.
I'm not arguing with you, baby.
I don't argue.
I'm conversing.
Right?
And I also asked you...
Okay.
Can I speak now then?
So I don't come off as I'm arguing?
Go ahead.
Okay.
I want to know what the definition of masculine is so I can listen.
I just told you!
That's not the real definition.
What the fuck?
Yo, Chris, pull it up!
Yo, what the fuck, bro?
I just told you what it was, nigga!
Come on, Jamaica!
Yeah, but what are men and boys?
Like, what are men and boys?
Like, I need more depth.
Here's a problem.
I need more depth.
You don't like the definition.
I don't.
So, guess what?
I don't.
Fuck your feelings.
Fuck your opinion.
What we just showed you is a definition.
That's a fact.
No, but your opinion was that I am masculine.
You are!
You are!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You said it yourself.
The past six minutes, I've been timing it.
You've been arguing with us.
That is a masculine trait to be disagreeable.
No, it's not.
That is a human trait, my nigga.
What are you talking about?
Number one, I'm not your nigga.
That was a masculine thing you just did just now.
And that was by choice.
That was very much chosen.
That was very much by choice.
That's how men speak.
That's called polarity.
I am able to do both because I am a human being.
And I'm a queen.
I think it's also like what you lean into more.
It doesn't mean that you don't have it.
No, you're fucking dumb.
That's what you are.
No, hold on, hold on.
You're just not an intelligent person.
That's what you are.
You can call it what you want to be.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's go through this.
Let me systematically show why you're not an intelligent person.
You argued for a word that you did not know the definition of.
When told what the definition was, you did not like the definition and then argued with him about the definition, which is a fact.
And then you try to say it was an opinion.
Then on top of that, I showed and explained to you how you are a masculine woman because you are independent of men who are masculine and you have to have masculine tendencies to survive.
And you said this in your own admission.
I had to get it on my own.
Those are masculine traits.
Then I asked you, if someone attacks you since you don't have a man, what are you going to do?
I'm going to protect myself.
That's a masculine trait.
So by definition of your own actions and what you admitted, you are a masculine woman.
You have a point of contention with the word that we're using and then you try to substantiate your anger by saying, I'm a Virgo.
I need the definition.
I'm not angry.
We gave you the definition and you then went ahead.
No one's angry here.
I'm just calling out.
You just said substantiate my anger.
I'm conversing and it's okay to come to commercial people.
No, no, no.
I said you substantiated your ignorance with the month that you were born saying that I'm a Virgo.
That's ridiculous.
Like, what if I walked around and said, look, man.
I know I'm dumb as shit and everything like that, but bro, yo, I'm Aquarius, man.
Just accept it.
Just accept it.
I don't think that was based on the Virgo part.
The Virgo part, which everybody else understood, was based on me trying to understand what you meant.
He told you, and then you just acted.
You cannot blame your ignorance on the month that you were born.
That's ludicrous.
That's wild.
When you know the truth, you can change it by knowing the fact and definition of the word, right?
Right.
That's all I'm saying.
I just really want to, because I don't really, and that's why I brought him Virgo.
I can't just take what you're telling me.
I appreciate that you brought up that definition.
That's a masculine trait.
Yeah.
So you're a masculine woman.
You can take it how you want.
You literally just said my nigga.
Like, bro, you're a...
And I would say my nigga.
I would say bumba clout.
I would say gal.
I would say...
I would say a lot of shit.
What if you...
You're masculine.
I said, hey, girl.
Just accept the fact that you are a masculine woman.
Uh-huh.
Like, it's how hot for a guy to say, hey, girl, what's up?
If you do this, then yeah, but you say, hey girl.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't tell me what I can do.
This is feminine.
Hey girl, what's up?
Yeah, with the hand, for sure.
My nigga, it's the most masculine shit you can say to a guy, to a black guy, okay?
It's my nigga.
Yeah, my nigga.
Yeah, and I'm going to say, I have a lot of guy friends.
It's okay.
It's why, you know, they're friends, right?
All right, so.
She doesn't like that we call her a masculine woman, even though she is a masculine ass woman.
She is.
She is, bruh.
Like, you can get mad about it, blah, blah, blah.
But look, you're 35 years old and you're single.
And you said, by your own admission, men find me as, you know, I'm a go-getter, I'm independent, blah, blah, blah.
When a woman says she's independent, you gotta ask yourself the question, independent of who?
Oh, men.
Since you're independent of men, that means you have to have masculine traits to be able to be independent of men.
I don't know what the issue is.
I don't know why I gotta be independent of anybody but myself.
That's the...
Alright queen, let's go.
Independent queen.
You got it.
You got it.
Go queen.
Why can't I be an independent woman?
What if I was gay or something?
I'm just saying.
Why does I have to be mad all the time?
You have kids.
She didn't win.
This is a commentary I've seen in black women.
They just need to feel like they won.
They just need to get the last word in and everything.
You're wrong.
I think you're the last one speaking and I already said okay, baby.
I already said okay.
You want me to go back and forth with you though.
I was conversing with you.
We can talk.
I'm talking to you.
I'm saying that we could talk.
It's okay to talk back and forth with a woman, especially when you get in a relationship, if you are or not.
I would really think that you communicate with your woman and you take what she says.
No, this is why I don't argue with women.
I only do it on the podcast because you guys make ridiculous arguments like this.
Well, it's communication and it's...
It's annoying.
It's controversy.
We showed you by definition you are masculine with the definition on the website and you said, I don't like that definition.
Yeah.
What?
I can live in my delusional world.
Oh my God.
It's my world, baby.
Yo, okay.
See?
You can't explain anymore.
Once we say we can live in our delusional world, that's it.
This is why I think a woman's vote should only be 50% of a man's.
I think that you're an asshole.
I think that you're talking.
This is why a female's vote should only be 50% of a man's, bro.
Like, this is craziness!
This is craziness!
A female's what should only be 50%?
A woman's vote for president should only be 50% of a man's.
Man...
Let's just keep going with the question.
What was that, man?
We have women here openly admitting I'm delusional and I'm okay with that.
No, it's not even that.
I mean, I honestly admitted to the fact towards the end that I do not like the word masculine.
So I think I said that.
I was like, well, you just don't like the word.
And you're right.
When I saw the definition, I'm like, okay, when you did open up the whole independent of man, of a man, and you brought it to me in a different aspect.
It made me think a little bit.
Right, that's what I'm trying to say.
However, when it got down to how I feel, I don't like the word masculine.
Oh, you feel?
Yes, because I'm a woman and we all have feelings.
Well, fuck your feelings, man.
Like, yo, I said that shit at the beginning of the podcast.
Like, we don't care about your feelings.
I don't care about your opinion.
No, no, no.
It's not an opinion.
It's a fact.
That's an opinion.
That's an opinion.
What's an opinion?
No, specify to me what's an opinion.
Opinion is how you feel.
No, no.
What did I say that was an opinion?
That I'm masculine.
You fit the textbook definition.
Yeah, that's textbook, but who knows me?
I'm not masculine.
Yeah, so textbook is all that it is.
So we're strictly textbook.
We're going for facts here.
Have you ever done an IQ test before?
So I'm factual.
I'm not masculine.
Have you ever done an IQ test before?
Uh, yeah.
What'd you score?
I don't remember.
It was years ago when I was in school.
Room temperature, man.
Room temperature IQ, bro.
My whole thing is this.
If you know me, you know that I'm not masculine, right?
Because based on what I do for my child, how I take care of my household, how I carry myself, based on how I... I didn't even bring up dress yet.
Based on how I dress, based on the things that I do, I am not masculine now.
The way that I handle The way that I handle my life, money-wise, yeah, yeah.
I'm masculine money-wise.
I take care of myself.
Everything else, I clean the house.
What masculine person cleans the house?
Delusion.
Yo, watch the show back, man.
You're going to see how crazy you sound.
All this stuff.
All my family's watching.
No, they know me.
They know me.
I love to talk shit.
They know me.
They like, uh-uh, she is not masculine.
Thank God she's not with us right now.
Nigga!
Not the way she be cooking, she is far from masculine.
I don't think you should take offense of them calling you masculine because of course if there's no man in your life you have to play certain roles but so it shouldn't really get emotional because we're both feminine masculine energies so I feel like due to circumstances like you said oh I don't feel this way maybe in certain circumstances you're more feminine but how you operate on a day-to-day basis It's masculine.
Yeah, she being nice.
Right, like protecting myself and money-wise.
It needs to happen.
But no nigga told you this because either they're scared of you or you're more masculine than them.
No, somebody told me that before.
Oh, they did?
Yeah, but that was just based on the way I was handling them because I can handle people very much well.
See?
You can handle people, right?
That's not because of that.
That's that Jamaican part.
She can handle people, bruh.
Prime example of what happens when you don't realize what's happening to you.
We just told you what's happening to you though, so now you know.
Bro, you know how you know you're around a masculine woman?
When they just frustrate and annoy you.
Because it's like, bro, because they're trying to compete with your authority.
That's what masculine women do like her right now.
And it's just draining.
That's why we don't want to be around y'all.
That's why we don't take y'all serious.
We don't want to date you guys long term.
What authority?
Because you guys are annoying.
Just enough.
We're telling you the truth.
Just enough to fuck.
You can't take it.
As soon as they fuck you, they're gone.
But as a feminine woman, I admitted to not liking the word, right?
You're not feminine, bro.
It don't matter what you like or don't.
But that brought me back to my woman.
Like, if I don't like the word Arab, right?
That brought me back to my woman.
Like, they fucking do.
I'm not gonna get mad and be like, damn, they call me Arab.
I don't like that word.
I am!
It is what it is.
I gotta accept it.
You know what?
Today, the sky was blue.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Fuck that shit, bro.
Fuck that shit.
It should be green.
You know, fuck that shit.
Yeah.
Blue.
I'm a Virgo.
Yeah.
And I don't like it because I'm a Virgo.
Like, you see how crazy that sounds?
Sounds fucking dumb.
We are a bit delusional.
Have you been watching this time?
Yeah, we watched it.
Yeah, good job.
All right, cool.
Okay, we can move on.
It's crazy, brother.
It's crazy.
What about you?
The question was, what do men find hard about dating you?
Off the bat, my height.
But I'm not, like, it's hard.
Okay, well, dating me, okay, that doesn't make sense.
Okay, let me think.
No, no, that might be a good one.
So you're six feet, right?
Yeah.
So how many guys are actually your height or above that you date?
Is it easy to find out?
It's really hard.
I've only dated like maybe two guys that were taller than me.
But I've dated guys that are shorter than me.
I'm not like, you know.
But yeah, it's really hard.
And then my job, obviously.
But like I said with that, I don't even try to date right now because I'm not going to put somebody else through that.
I already know the outcome.
I'm not going to do it.
That's fair.
The outcome.
Yeah, because they're not going to be happy.
Like, at the end of the day, they're going to, you know what I'm saying?
There's going to be a problem.
He's stressing the cum part.
Don't mind him.
What about you?
What do you find hard about dating you?
I guess I'm not clingy enough.
Like, I feel like I give people space, and sometimes it might be too much space.
So, which I thought it was like a pro for men, because, you know, I let them, like, if you want to be all with your boys, go be all with your boys.
You know, So you don't initiate anything?
No, I don't want to initiate anything.
Okay.
Is it because you understand how men operate?
Yeah, I just feel like I don't want to be up under you all the time and feel like you have to be up under me when you have your own life, your own things that you want to do.
You want to be with your friends.
But some of them look at it like, do you even like me?
And I'm like, I do like you.
I just feel like I shouldn't have to be up under you 24-7 if you don't want me to.
So question, it's not the titties, right?
No.
Because, I mean, guys are intimidated by Big City, so, I mean, the same.
I never really had a problem.
I mean, the guys that come to me, they, you know, they want to, you know, get smothered.
You know what?
Fuck it.
Rate him up one out of ten, Chris.
One out of ten.
One out of ten.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my gosh.
One out of ten.
Give him a two, man.
Oh man, I know that's what you want to do.
Four or five.
Oh, thank you.
Alright, that means you're average, bro.
That's cool.
Last question.
Smash or pass?
No, what?
No, she'll smash me all right, man.
Wait, smash or pass who?
Chris.
Chris?
I'm a pat.
Damn!
Thank you.
What the?
It's okay, man.
Nothing against him.
It's just...
You guys don't fuck all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
All right.
Okay.
What about you?
What makes you hard to date?
Your energy?
No, not at all.
But I can be, I can be dramatic.
Can be or you are?
I can be, like I'm not always, but I can be.
Sorry.
Yeah, I can definitely be dramatic.
But I'm also, regardless of what you may think, very logical.
No, you're not.
At all.
That's why I said regardless of what you may think.
I mean, you were unable to establish basic logical concepts when I was asking you questions earlier.
Like, can you give me an example?
I asked you to tell me what makes you special from other girls and you literally responded, I'm me.
And what I told you was that I don't need to explain myself to you.
I know.
You're on a podcast.
Not me!
Right, and I talked a lot on this podcast.
I gave a lot of good points.
I was very valid, very thorough.
But there's certain things that you just know.
Do you remember how it even started?
Because remember, I said, the men have to bring more value than women do to a relationship.
You didn't like that up front.
You said, well, I provide a lot of value.
I have energy and all this other crap that you said.
And I said, okay.
You're skimming, but sure.
I'm summarizing here in sum and substance because we're not going to go through the entire thing.
But what I'm saying is that then I said, okay, well, if you're going to make, because I asked you, you have high expectations of a man, right?
And you said, yes, you have responded in the affirmative.
So I said, okay, if you have high expectations of a man, it would make sense.
What do you bring back in return?
And then you literally responded, I'm me.
It's-a me, Mario!
Tell me how crazy that sounds.
First of all, I can understand that it sounds crazy.
I literally said it because I knew it was going to be funny.
Like, I knew y'all was going to trip out about it and everything.
For sure, for sure.
Because I explained after.
I literally explained.
We elaborated more.
And then when you tried to explain after, you said, I'm a package, and I bring a lot to the table, but it's not for the men, it's for me.
That's what you said.
No, that's not how I said it.
But, like, I can understand that you're not gonna get it.
Like, I can understand that, and for that reason, it's like, you know how you're like, this is why I say woman, da-da-da-da.
It's me being like, yeah, exactly, da-da-da-da, because I'm summer rising.
Um...
It's like me saying, you know what?
I'm just not going to explain it to somebody.
I'm not going to talk to somebody I know who's not going to get what I'm saying.
That's just like...
Here's the problem.
Here's the difference between me and you.
I actually understand exactly what you're saying.
I've been writing it down, taking notes.
The only reason I'm able to criticize your points is because I understand it.
Yeah, Mario, don't...
You do understand.
To be able to refute an argument, you must understand that argument and counter it, right?
Actually, y'all just argued for a long time, and there was no understanding there.
So...
Who told that?
We're not going to even get into all of that, but that just makes what I'm saying valid.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't at all.
Yes, it does.
It definitely does.
Wait, so how do you stand up?
I'm so confused.
Yeah, how do you stand up?
She's been deflecting all over the place.
Come on.
You know what? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
After, after, after, after, when you rewatch it, when you rewatch it, when you rewatch it, you're gonna see where I explained it.
I already explained it, I'm not gonna do it again.
- Yo, accountability? - You try to bring up her situation, which we already said that she's masculine and proved it factually with the definition.
And then you're over here saying, oh yeah, I want an exceptional man.
And then I said, okay, cool.
What does that exceptional man get in return from you?
You got it.
And then you said, I'm me.
You got it.
That's crazy.
So how do you say no?
The bow?
Is it a bow?
Yes, actually.
She can't answer it.
She can't answer it.
You know why?
Because the reality is you're just like every other girl.
This is dumb shit.
Like my energy.
You got me.
You got me.
Because the vibe.
I don't know if you guys know this, but I've talked to almost 3,000 girls.
3,000.
Almost 3,000 on this podcast.
And they all say the similar things that what you say.
My energy and my package and this and that.
The thing is, people say that because they don't know how to elaborate on it.
Elaborate!
Elaborate!
I already elaborated on it.
No, you didn't.
I did.
You didn't get it.
You didn't hear me.
My third eye is open.
Enlighten me, queen.
Is it?
Enlighten me.
Is it?
What did you do to open your third eye?
I did yoga.
When?
Yesterday.
In bed.
In bed.
Okay.
This is what you did.
Because you maybe elaborated.
Because this is what you did.
Because I'm not stupid.
I listened to you very closely.
I didn't say you were stupid.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
Hold on.
This is how I'm going to get you right now.
You elaborate on it, and then you went ahead and pulled it back and said, but that's for me.
It's my package.
I didn't explain it like that.
I didn't explain it like that.
And what I said after that is I said, the people who know will know exactly what I'm talking about.
You can't explain.
Explain everything to somebody who's not gonna get it, bruh.
Like, you just get it.
Look, when I teach yoga, there's a level of understanding that the things that I'm saying, I say it again and again and again and again.
I teach 14 classes a week.
I say it again and again and again and again.
People tell me after a year of taking my class, they're like, you said this today and it really resonated with me.
Something I've been saying for a year.
Because you have to be at that level.
And I'm not dodging anybody who's not at that level.
Everybody takes their own time period.
Imagine we're in yoga right now.
I need a refresher course.
I'm a little bit slower.
Break it down for me.
Because, sweetheart, the energy's there.
I feel it.
Tell me again.
Elaborate while you're special.
Since you said it like that, I'll explain it.
Thank you.
So...
Stupid!
Come on, come on, come on.
Oh my gosh.
So, why I'm special is because there's a certain way that I carry myself.
I do the work.
When you say, for example, we need women who like, or we like women who can sit down and shut up, can do this, and they don't bother too much.
Some women do that because that's their coping mechanism.
That's all they know how to do.
Maybe that's what they saw in their family do, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
I do that because I'm a high-value woman, as you would say, high-value man.
You what?
Yeah, you what?
That's exactly that.
I'm her, for real.
So, I actually take the time to process those things.
How do I feel?
And then I can actually have a conversation with a man who's open.
I'm afraid to ask her, what's a high-value woman, bro?
Not you want me to explain what I'm explaining.
Come on.
Get a better comeback.
It's too easy.
Sorry, sorry.
You were saying...
Okay, so you...
You're high-value.
Continue on.
You were saying...
I was saying...
You don't know what you're saying, huh?
No, I do know what I was saying.
Sorry, you're high value.
Yeah.
You're funny.
So, like, yeah, I'm just, I, I, the way I carry myself, and then on top of that, on top of that, right, I also, like, go and I, I handle my business.
I have goals.
I have aspirations.
There's things that I want out of life, not just for me, but also for, like, with me and my partner.
Like, I have a vision, right?
And I think that that's a package.
When I say it's not for a man, I mean a surface level man who's like, I want titties, I want ass, I want somebody who's just going to sit down and shut up because I said so without even taking any consideration into like, I value this woman, so I want to hear what she's saying.
She's my soundboard.
I need to like bounce something off of her, not just my dick, like something valuable, you know?
That's what I mean as a package.
So, the things that you just described, having a vision, wanting something out of life, etc.
You do realize that other girls want that too, right?
I'm happy for them.
They should want those things.
So by definition, if a lot of other women want that, that means that you don't stand out.
Okay, that's fine if that's what you think.
No, no, no, no.
You got it.
You got it.
You win.
You can have it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
You got it.
You can't please everyone.
Okay, that's it.
That's it.
Wait, I'm going to say something.
You know they don't say how I say it.
Let's just start there.
Even better.
I will show you after this show, multiple episodes.
Bar for bar.
Bar for bar.
Energy, the vibe, the same lingo.
You know why?
Because naturally, just how men naturally are the more providers.
They do X, Y, Z. They have this natural way of being that's like that.
Women have a natural spiritual connection.
So...
And you see how you tilted?
Because you're one of the guys who's like, I want someone to sit down and shut up because I said so.
And I don't want a soundboard.
And that's okay.
You don't have to have that.
But that's what you're going to look for.
But not every man is looking for that.
That's okay.
We're not mad at you.
I'm happy for you.
It's just like understanding.
And that's it.
You literally just tried to...
I didn't try.
I accomplished.
But they don't spit it the way that I spit it.
So just by you saying the same exact thing that everyone else said in a different way makes you special?
It's even worse, bro.
So if all the other girls say the same exact thing, but you said it differently, that's what differentiates you?
That you said it differently?
No.
Then what is it?
Because that's what you just said.
You got it.
Exactly.
See how amazing it is when I take back what you said and say it back to you and you're like, damn, that was stupid.
No, that's not what happened.
I just let you get it.
You got it.
That's you.
I definitely get it.
That's why I'm able to repeat back to you what you said so you can hear it yourself and see how dumb it sounds.
See, we need to go back to telling people that they're dumb.
No offense, but you're a low IQ individual.
You're also a low IQ individual.
I'm not offended.
I'm not offended.
And my thing is, we need to bring back...
You have to say, I can understand.
You said I got it, right?
Not when you disrespect me.
No, no, no.
I'm just keeping it real.
No, no, no.
I can understand.
I'm just keeping it real.
I can understand.
People that talk about...
You need to stop talking for two seconds.
You need to stop talking.
This is my show.
This is my show.
You know what?
I'm a podcaster, so I'll let you finish under the respect that you said it's your show.
It's our fucking show.
Period.
I'll let you finish under that respect.
Go ahead.
So you're going to be quiet when I talk if it's my shit.
Because it's your show, yes.
Exactly.
Go ahead.
So what I'm saying is this.
If you say something, right, that's not intelligent, and I say, damn, that wasn't intelligent.
Hey, it's the truth, man.
Because literally, I just said back what you said.
Because you made the intelligent rules?
Who made the rules?
You.
And you do podcasts?
Mm-hmm.
You don't make any logical sense.
That's the problem.
Look.
You literally just said a second ago, I'm different because I spit it differently what other girls say.
So if you're saying the same thing that all the other girls say, but you say it differently, how does that...
Look how you take part of my words and you just mention them into what makes more sense for you.
Bro, we gave you 30 minutes so it's going.
You're not hearing me.
You're not hearing me.
I'm not hearing you.
I'll help you right now.
Do you know how you stand out to a man of value?
Go ahead.
Do you really want to know?
Go ahead.
It's simple.
You mentioned, I, I, I, here's what I do, right?
But granted, a woman doing things on her own is great.
But you know how you stand out?
When the man says to you, do this and you do it.
That's how you stand out.
Because you respect him, you care for him, you love him.
Not because you're doing it for yourself, it's because he told you what to do, and you're doing it.
Okay.
That's how you stand out.
Also, people that, do you believe in horoscopes and stuff?
That's kind of crazy, I'm a yoga teacher.
You do, right?
To a certain extent, yes.
There's studies that show that people that believe in that stuff have lower IQ. And you've been able to, like, and you've been able to literally prove that through the course of this conversation.
Oh my gosh.
Like, people that believe in it, literally, they went ahead and they found people that believe in that stuff tend to be more narcissistic and have lower IQ. I'm narcissistic?
Yes.
Because when we asked you...
You allowed it wrong, bruh.
Like, what?
When I asked you...
You had to get that.
No, because when I asked you, what do you bring to the man, you literally went back and said, oh, Well, I'm spiritual.
I have this certain energy, etc.
But it's not for the man.
It's for myself.
That's the package for myself.
You're still missing it.
It's still going over your head.
And then what I said, when we asked you what makes you high value, you said, oh, I have a vision and I want certain things in life and I have goals and aspirations.
As if other people don't have that.
With all due respect, if I was taking notes on what you were saying, I could pull apart your words too.
No, you get it.
If I was taking notes on what you were saying, I could pull apart your words.
I could have given you a pen and paper, too, and you could have wrote it down.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
The thing is that you dislike that you're being intellectually ripped apart right now and shown to be the moron that you are.
You're not intelligent.
Period.
That's what it is.
And if you don't like that, that's cool.
But the reality is we asked you a very simple question.
When we signed the paper, you weren't going to disrespect us.
I don't like that you're name-calling me.
That's what I don't like.
So that's why I'm being responsive in the way that I am and starting to lead with emotion.
Because you're using name-calling, okay?
But if you're not intelligent, you have low IQ. If you're going to talk facts, then you're not going to use those little smirks that you use, like, low IQ, you're a moron, you're this, because then...
Because then that's when you are starting to use your emotion to label me instead of giving me the facts.
No, I've come to that conclusion through speaking with you.
Thank you.
I've come to that conclusion.
And of course your boys are going to back you.
I've come to that conclusion.
After speaking with you now for a few hours and you not being able to articulate your points and then saying, I'm special, but then going ahead and naming things that every other girl says and has, which is the definition of not special, I can conclude that you're a moron.
You have a podcast, right?
I do.
What are you talking about?
It's called Finding Solutions, and I talk about...
Yeah, that's so cute.
You know, I get so many good vibes off of that, but you wouldn't like it.
I know that.
But yeah, I talk about...
Wait, wait, wait.
Why are you throwing shade, though?
Because that's not the good thing to do, man.
Don't throw shade, you know?
You've been throwing shade the whole night.
What are you talking about?
But I have a podcast called Solutions.
You do.
No, you have a podcast called Fresh and Fit.
Yeah, I know.
Congratulations.
I know.
What is your point?
You're not making any sense.
Okay, let's just get over that.
What was your question?
Oh, you don't know?
Stupid.
You're a good sport.
Thank you.
We'll leave it there.
We've got some chats to do, actually.
But, yo, you've got to check.
Watch his back.
Trust me.
Yeah, you've got to see how crazy he sounded, bro.
If I really sound crazy, that's okay.
And the fact that you're a podcast host and you can't string together a coherent sentence that makes sense is crazy.
It just makes sense.
That's wild, bro.
Sneeko said, Fats don't care about your facts.
God damn, Sneeko.
What's up, bruh?
Isis Situ says, women in 2024 are essentially like communists in a sexual dating market.
Fit is our high chancellor in the fight against feminism.
Nah, I'm not saying that.
John May says, thank you for always being gentlemen, FNF. Ladies, y'all stupid as shit.
Gentlemen who say things to women they don't even know, they call them out and tell them, that's not a gentleman to me.
I keep it a thousand with y'all.
We need to start telling girls that they're dumb.
Say something.
I've been admitting to everything.
The reason why girls say the crazy things that they say on this podcast nowadays like and we've talked almost 3000 is because no one ever tells you guys that's wrong.
People tell me I'm wrong and I'm not afraid to accept that when I am wrong.
So if I watch this and I deem there's something that I was wrong about You gonna hear it from me.
I mean, I see it from both sides.
Don't watch it with your boyfriend.
Alright.
My boyfriend's watching this right now.
I mean, I get it from both sides.
That's an L for him, man.
Goddamn.
Okay, let's move on.
Holy!
What else we got here, Chris?
Okay.
He says, here to show support from my guys.
These guys provide way more value than $20 a month.
Shout out to you, bro.
Number R3 says, that 304 said I know my energy.
Get out of here.
Shout out to Myron and Fresh and the whole team from Curacao.
Watched it for three years.
Shout out to you.
And again, he says, shout out Fresh and Fit from Curacao.
Shout out to you, bro.
Island Boy.
Curacao.
Fresh's Dog says, ratings from Fresh to Myron.
Make-A-Wish, five.
Borat, three.
Negatron, one.
NoC Tunnel Dweller, four.
Picture Cat Lady, two.
Lizzo, eight Lizzo, one.
Negative one ton.
Delulu, two.
Okay.
New Raiders from After Two Castles.
Okay, Butthole Eyes.
Nine.
What?
Negative nine.
Dash nine.
Saddlebag Syndrome.
Negative ten.
Look at that perfect schnozzle.
Ten.
My Dark Chocolate 90% Cacao Queen.
Three.
I think I have titties under that elegant fit.
Eight.
Okay.
Is that from...
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit!
I get it.
Yeah, Teresa.
He said, but whole eyes.
No, actually, wait.
All right, why fresh look green?
Okay.
I don't know, nigga.
My favorite question, what do men find hard about dating you?
We did that one.
Yeah, we did.
And all the girls have an issue with it.
We have to get ready and it takes time.
Then don't put on makeup, then.
No one's asking you to.
You take it two hours to put on makeup.
It's not value.
you sorry oh shit uh rinsor bioner fresh pan face three uh three piece and a soda zero miss celibate three oh that's the chick we kicked out vampirina three professional viapra wearing an italian woman's hair two nostrils four forehead lines two god damn nigga what the fuck okay uh ladies the guy on the fresh and fit team speak for the majority aka general so your anecdotal and minority responses get notified i thought this thing got like 40 000 people What?
No, Shami's live, but the majority watches the show.
Like, most men think like how we do.
Yeah, that's what he's trying to say.
They just don't say it to you.
Because they don't want to be arguing.
The ridiculous arguments that we just got involved in.
They don't want to argue.
Or want to argue the definition of a word masculine.
Like, you saying that I'm special when you give a bunch of traits that don't make you special.
Me too, I agree.
Okay.
See, enlightenment starts...
When you accept the truth.
To be enlightened means you know the truth.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
So in yoga...
Are you going to come to yoga?
Is that what I'm hearing?
You're going to come to yoga?
You're going to try it?
No, no, no.
My class.
So you can see what I'm talking about.
Bro, you can...
Wait, bring your man.
I will.
I will be there.
I'm going to the gym.
The Cameroon Goon says, structural engineer BA here, energy is either stored or in motion.
In the most simple terms, potential are kinetic physics, so all the hunky-dory shit is for the birds.
Red and Ser Myron Refresh, Alien Phase 2, Big Country, Feminine Goddess 5, Reptile Phase 2, Pray Mantis 5, Undercover Ladyboy 1, Squidward 1, Ex-Tweaker, Current Coke Whore 0.
God damn it.
Am I Coke Whore?
Is that me?
No, that was the chick hair.
Oh, okay.
I understand that you are a Christian, but please show these women Timothy 2.12 from the Bible, but first ask them if they believe in God.
Got you a moment.
What's that verse?
I don't know that verse in my heart.
And then Marco goes, get brother Nathaniel and Nick on please.
Myron, also God save Canada.
I hope we get out of the ruling of them boys.
Shout out to...
That'll never happen, my friend.
Who in here believes in the Bible?
Raise your hand.
Okay, so...
Okay, so only two people?
To a certain extent.
Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Yeah, I believe in God.
That's a better question.
So God said in the Bible, word for word, it's not me, this is in the Bible, okay?
1 Timothy 2, 12.
I do not permit a woman to teach or exercise authority over a man, rather than she should remain quiet at all times.
Oh!
I brought that same Bible verse to my mom.
And she's a pastor, so that kind of hurt her a little bit.
You need to hold that to your heart.
Anyhow.
That was a regular one, my friend.
Are we also going to read those questions?
Yes.
Which questions?
Like the ones that we did earlier.
Yeah, we got you.
Okay.
Okay, last few here.
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Was you a virgin on your 18th birthday?
No.
Just one?
Swear to God, yeah.
I was raised Catholic too, so that didn't work out.
Makani goes, always big W, semi-FNF ninjas, been by you guys for years, and I will continue to stand by you no matter what.
You guys always will be...
Chana?
Ohana.
Ohana, family.
Oh, okay.
Ohana.
Goddamn Chris, what is this busted up around the corner 7-Eleven panel tonight?
Oh, Goddamn.
Oh, nigga, you are so fucked.
That was a nice thing you said all night.
Thank you.
Fresh, watch out for the chick next to you.
Looks like she has rabies.
She'll have to write it, man.
Today's panel collected by Q69. 707 said that.
Brian the King says, these three or fours don't look like they can name two countries, but I bet they can name their last three venereal diseases.
What the fuck?
That's fucked up, man.
That's fucked up, bro.
Come on, man.
What benefits can you bring to a high-value man that can be outsourced somewhere else?
She tried that and failed.
She's spiritual, bro.
Energy.
It's the energy.
Could you imagine if I went on a date with a chick and she was like, oh, so tell me about yourself.
I'm me!
You would literally say pay for dinner and then leave.
What?
Do you hear the scenario?
Yeah, if we said what you said, like if we went on a date with a chick and she said, oh, well, so what do you do?
I'm me.
I'm a high-value man.
You're not going on a date with me.
I'm not, like, I don't have to explain, like, you're not the man that I'm going after, so why do I have to explain my values to you?
This is what I mean when I say you're low IQ. You can't even understand that we're talking about a hypothetical that doesn't deal with you whatsoever.
Scenario.
Scenario.
We're taking what you said and we said, alright, let's take that and say it to a girl on the first day and see how they would respond.
You know why you're telling me that hypothetical scenario?
It's because you're trying to relate it back to what our conversation was.
So that's why I brought it back to our conversation.
I'm telling you, if men, in general, went out on a date with a girl and said what you said, when asked about themselves or what they do or whatever, and said, I'm me, and I have good energy and shit.
I would say elaborate.
Oh, exactly what we told you.
You couldn't do it.
Oh, exactly what we told you to do.
Right.
But they would look at you, like, sideways.
I don't go on dates and tell men that.
Like, what's wrong with you?
Shrekky?
Shrekky?
What you saying?
But when we asked you, like, yo, what do you do that's different?
That's literally what you said.
And all I'm trying to say is, if I walked around the world and said that ridiculous comment, I would look like an idiot.
I can understand what you're saying.
Alright, she want to go home.
Alright, cool.
Chris, you need cat with an eyebrow, stop being late, and stop bringing niggerillas.
Anyway, ratings from Fresh, 31 Savage, 3.
What?
Dova Witness, 4.
Fresh's Sister, 3.
Milftown, 5.
Nikok, 4.
Hungry Tube Man, 4.
Lola from One Piece.
What was that?
No!
Wow!
Disclaimer, she's ugly as fuck.
That's fucked up, man.
Guapa, you high value in calories.
Don't mind this nigga, bro.
At least I'm high value.
I disagree.
You can't be big and high value.
Sorry.
Just be honest, man.
Oh my goodness.
Yo, man.
Wrap it up.
Anonymous.
See, this is the first time a lot of y'all heard the fucking truth, man.
Goddamn, you masculine.
You're too big.
Just dumb.
Like, bro.
You're masculine.
Here's the thing.
All of you guys are going to go home and really rethink and reassess and be like, damn, okay.
Maybe I can improve from this.
Maybe.
I mean, I never said I was at my best.
Maybe.
Because the difference between men and women is we keep it real with each other.
I mean, I never said I was at my best.
I tell Moe he's a fat piece of shit every fucking day.
I tell Chris he's a fat piece of shit.
That's why they're in the gym losing weight now.
But y'all, you guys, women never get told the truth.
Okay, I will say this though.
I had eight brothers and I got...
They tell you everything.
Relentless.
Relentless.
And that's why I say bring bullying back.
You need it.
Or else you keep doing weird shit.
Somebody's got to tell you.
Somebody's got to call you.
I'm not saying to you guys.
I'm just saying.
No, they need to be called out too.
Stop stripping!
Stop stripping!
Stop stripping shit!
Do I listen?
No, but yeah, sometimes you got to be told.
Stop it!
Chris, what'd you say?
We have someone's IG, Miss Yoga, if you want to show it, but it's pretty bad, bro.
It's bad.
Alright, go ahead.
Wait, why are we showing her Instagram?
No, but like she's saying, she's like a high-value woman and shit like that.
Oh, he's on your head top.
I don't know what me doing yoga has to do with me.
So tell me where on your IG is showing your personality or, you know, more about you.
That's my yoga Instagram.
Yeah.
I have a main page, which you will not be getting access to.
Thank you.
But I'm just saying, like, from what you gave to me.
What do you mean, from what I gave to you?
This is, like, you're saying, right?
Okay, well, I have yoga.
My man likes me for, you know, what I do.
It's like, bro, like, what I'm seeing here, it's like, I don't see anything that's showing your personality.
Okay.
Come to class.
I mean...
So cute.
Alright.
Myron, I have a question.
When it comes to water weight, is it something that's bad or is it something that's good and can be burned off naturally?
I think I might have to use the skill wrong, but it showed I gained 5 to 10 pounds and I've been eating healthy.
Could be water weight.
Could be stress, not sleeping.
Okay.
Ladies, do overweight women only deserve to date overweight men?
They're going to answer that.
They're going to say they still deserve the world, bro.
Ramen Bowls goes, if you really want to see how special women are, just look at their dating app bios and see how similar they all are.
Oh, that's a good one.
We got here, Jose Perez says, that chick in the ugly jacket on is definitely cheating on her man.
She thinks her little job is important, but it means nothing.
If her man was a real man, she'd never deny him.
Call up Mr.
Blue Balls right now.
Get an opinion.
I'm telling you, man.
She's definitely cheating, bro.
Female Pink said men need to be better leaders, but a man can't do his job as a leader.
The follower, his wife, has authoritative issues and combative, etc.
The two need to coincide in order to work, and it starts with her knowing when to shut the fuck up.
Yeah, bro.
I mean, bro, she's in her 30s and single, man.
Like...
Yeah, fucks.
And here's the thing, man.
I'll be honest with you ladies.
If you're 30 and you're 30 plus and you're single, the chances of you finding a guy are very slim to none.
At least finding your first choice is just not going to happen, bro.
False.
Who said false?
You think you're going to find a guy?
I... You guys gonna take you seriously and marry you?
With kids?
Singles by choice.
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.
So I can't talk too much on this podcast because I got a little...
I'm dating.
You know what I mean?
So now I kind of get to choose.
All right, let me ask you a question.
If I whacked off to porn every day and I busted a nut and I said that was by choice, would that be a flex?
Do you, King?
Would that be a flex?
Shit, if it's your choice, it's your choice.
Yeah, but would it really be a flex?
It's not a flex.
Ain't nobody flex these facts.
It's an L, right?
It's an L, right?
Would it be fair to say it's an L? No.
It is L. If I'm whacking off to porn every single day and then I sit there and say it's by choice.
But there's some guys that whack off to porn and they still get, they have sex too.
Shit.
Yeah.
Let's go with the hypothetical real quick.
Hypothetically, like that you can't get it so now you're whacking off so now, okay, and I'm doing it by choice.
That's not the same situation, but yes.
No, it is.
And I'm going to explain why it is the same.
Because women pick who fucks.
So if I can't get laid, clearly women aren't picking me.
Men give relationships.
So if you're not in a relationship, men aren't picking you.
The men you like.
See what I did there?
So you literally sound like me saying, I whack off every day, but I do it by choice.
I can get these bitches.
Trust me.
I have the men.
That doesn't help your point.
You have men that maybe want to entertain you or whatever, but they're not the men that you want back.
That's not a flex, bro.
That's like me.
I'm looking at these porno chicks, whacking up to them.
Yeah, this is awesome, but I can't fuck them.
They don't want you back, basically.
Thank you.
There you go.
You got it.
Good job.
See, logic, man.
These men want me back.
Hypothetically.
But you don't want them back, is my point.
Damn, man.
Why can't women accept the truth?
Bro, if you're 35 and single is a female, you fucked up and you failed.
Period.
Let's just keep it 1,000.
Let's just keep it all the way 1,000.
Okay?
That's like a dude that's a virgin that's 30 years old.
I'm gonna need a couple of my guys to say something on this chat.
Because here's the thing.
For you guys, dating is easy.
It's easy.
A bunch of dudes come to you all the time.
So you're telling me, in your 35 years of life, your top guy, because there's probably been a few that have come along, and you're like, damn, I can see a future of him.
Why didn't it work out?
Because the dating pool is so hard.
When I went to Houston, I found more catches than down here in Miami.
I might have to go back to Texas, baby.
What if your standards just are too high for what you're bringing back in exchange?
How about that?
Have you ever thought about that?
I have, and I have done my pros and cons, but my standards are not too high.
They're actually too low.
That's why I'm attracting the wrong people.
Pull the calculator.
That's fine.
Because, bro, like, the thing is, man, is that, like, girls always cope.
I have so many options, blah, blah, blah.
No, you don't, bro.
You have a lot of options for dudes that want to smash, but how many viable real options?
Yeah, but they already smashed, though, and they still there.
So they are an option.
So they're not your top pick, because you would have been with them if you liked them.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
When I get smashed twice.
Yeah, twice.
Why are you smashing because you don't like?
No, I like them for different things.
Like, there's not a full package.
That's the point.
Maybe you don't deserve a full package.
No, I definitely deserve a full package.
Okay, let's pull up this calculator.
Let's see how common this full package is.
I'm gonna need a size of dick on there too.
That definitely counts.
What's the minimum age?
That I would date?
Yeah, and maximum.
Oh man, shit.
Minimum to max?
Minimum, I would say 30.
30 to what?
You date a man younger than you?
Not really, but you know, there's some...
I'm talking about a real guy that you actually want to be with.
Not to do that you're gonna fucking not take seriously.
Because you want a relationship, right?
Right, right.
So go ahead and you could put the 37.
37 or what?
About 60.
All right.
And then what's the minimum height?
You know, I ain't too picky about that.
My baby dad is the same height as me, so like I could do 5'8".
Will you realistically stay with that guy?
Keep it a thousand?
I mean, be honest.
If everything else is there, yeah.
Okay.
What's the race?
You know, shit, yeah.
Even Asian?
Indian?
Pakistani?
Take off the Asian.
Okay.
And then even Mexican guy?
Going nowhere.
Yeah, take off the Hispanic too, bro.
Her face.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hispanic guy?
No, see, see, see.
Yeah, I've seen a Peruvian before.
Okay.
Alright, minimum education?
Yeah, gotta have some type of college education.
Bachelor's degree?
Yeah.
Okay.
What's the minimum income you gotta make a year?
Minimum?
Yeah, minimum for you.
Minimum, yeah.
Keep it real.
Here we go, girl.
Ah, man.
This is for, since you're so picky and stuff like that and...
Be honest.
And this is like my ultimate, like, not like, okay.
The guy that you would be satisfied with.
Because you said the guys don't measure up and they're not a full package.
So what's a full package for you?
Okay, all right.
So like 100 Benz.
100 K. 100 K. 100 K. Okay.
And then can he be married?
No.
Okay, can he be obese?
No.
Obese meaning like unhealthy obese or just like fat?
Because I don't want no unhealthy.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Obese sounds like so like obesity.
Obese is like pretty damn big.
No, I'm good.
Thank you, Chris.
Why y'all got this so funny?
Alright, you got five cat bags.
So yeah, and this is the most accurate assessment of men in the United States.
It goes off of the U.S. Census Bureau, the National Health Survey, So yeah, your guy is extremely rare.
Between 37 and 60 men.
So it's exactly what I said before.
Your standards are too high for what you bring back in return.
35 year old woman with kids?
No guy wants stuff that has that kind of money.
I have one child.
It's not his kid though.
Yeah, shit, there's a lot of stepdaddies out here.
Stepdaddy.
The guy that you want, but do you want them though?
Yeah.
Not really.
Yeah, no, they, yeah, they could, yeah.
That type of guy don't want kids that's not his.
You are a liar.
You are a liar.
I have a friend with four kids and trust me.
Then why did you find him yet?
Yeah, why?
It's by choice.
What you don't understand by that?
Alright, man.
Alright.
It's like, bro, this is coping so hard, man.
It's literally what I said.
The man that you want, he's rare.
Like, it's hard to find.
Your standards are too high.
That's just simply what it is.
His personality, how he walks, how he talks.
Your standards are too high.
And then let's just keep it a thousand.
We're on rumble.
Black women are the least desired class women in the United States.
That's true.
That's a fact.
I mean, I did see that, but I'm not the least desirable in my world.
Oh, yeah, in your world.
Look, you're 35 years old.
You got a lot of things going against you.
You're 35, you got a kid, and you're black.
That's not going against me.
Statistically speaking, and I'm not even trying to be an asshole.
Statistically speaking, Why would a guy go for you when he can go get a girl that's 10 years younger, that doesn't have a kid, and isn't masculine?
Because of the value that I bring.
You wanna hear my value this time?
Go ahead, tell us.
I hope you don't say, I'm me.
I dare you, I dare you, I dare you.
Well, I am extremely smart and resourceful.
Okay.
I am great at keeping order and organization.
Okay.
I am...
Let's see.
I like teamwork.
I like to work together.
I like to compromise.
Yeah.
Compromise.
I don't know who's worse.
You or you?
Okay.
I don't know who's worse.
She's an employee right now, man.
I want a team.
I want to build a legacy.
It's the things that I would like my partner and I to achieve together.
I want to build legacies.
So the aim and the intent It's way different than just...
Okay, why can't you find all these traits that you just mentioned are fairly common?
You can find this in a girl that's younger without a kid.
They're not common.
Yeah, they are.
There's a lot of dumb bitches.
Yeah, but we still date them, though.
There's a lot of...
You argued...
No, no, no, that doesn't count.
That doesn't count.
I know how to cook, but I don't know how to cook rice.
So that don't mean nothing.
It'd be the smallest thing.
Wait, so you don't know how to cook rice?
Wait, you don't?
No, no, no.
I have a rice cooker, but I don't know how to cook it on the pot.
You're Jamaican, bro.
Rice and peas are not white rice, but I know how to cook.
So I say that to say that you are able to have both.
It's called polarity.
What's that?
To the trees?
Yo, come on, man.
That speaks for herself, man.
I don't even got to go no more.
I'm not going to lie.
Miss, your guilt was better than you.
She's better than you.
That was terrible.
I gave a lot of values.
What the hell?
No, nigga.
You give shit.
All right.
Guy says, yo, we need a first-time panel castle.
This shit's annoying.
Stop, Myron.
When's the second book coming out?
We need it ASAP. Oh, you wrote a book?
Yeah.
Show him.
Nice.
You want to see it?
I do want to see it.
No, you don't.
It's all his notes that he's been taking.
It's called Why Women Deserve Less.
Because Real Talk Man...
Can I see it?
Of course you don't like it.
Thank you.
That's hilarious.
It was an Amazon bestseller.
It was an Amazon bestseller.
I'm going to get it on Audible.
Did you put it on Audible yet?
It's an Amazon bestseller.
I'm going to get it on Audible.
That's how I read my books right now.
Audible engineered by BMO. Y'all needed it yesterday.
Holy shit.
Nah, y'all deserve less.
I'm not giving no copies of it.
You crazy, bro.
Workers department says, actually, ladies, what's the definition of logic?
It says 1 plus 1 equals 47,922.
That's your math, by the way.
That's how women do math.
I'll say one plus one is two and they won't like it.
They don't know logic, bro.
Jerome says, calm Chef Myron, because he's been cooking these hoes since 2020.
This episode going straight to the FNF Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
I feel like Jordan with the flu game, man.
I know logic.
Logic is when you put all emotion aside and look at black and white.
That's logic, right?
There you go.
You know what's interesting?
What I've noticed with girls that either have both their parents together or have a lot of brothers, they typically stay quiet during these debates.
And it shows quiet.
Wow, that must have been in the notes.
Or they're into sex work.
Okay, man.
They understand the reality of men.
Yeah, they know men.
How do men really think?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
We got here.
Mickley says, God, this podcast was annoying this time.
Peace from Castle, the Jamaican Queen.
We go next to my room.
Jesus Christ, this was rough tonight.
Jesus Christ!
Oh, my God.
They're annoying, but not Jesus Christ.
That's the last two, man.
Cute.
Boo Yen says, Thanks for your fit for changing my life.
Don't take shit from anyone, especially women.
2013-21 This is your third year Apprentice Pipe Fitter Buy my own house In four months Go next to Myron W Reward Man he wants to smash Oh my gosh You want to give me a reward?
No I want to smash Some cock Jocosa says The girl in yellow She only needs A reality check Her body is detestable And the girl next to Myron Is 17 I get it stupid I think she actually Bees what she says Send the meteor She does What the fuck You don't have to think, baby.
It's true.
Definitely.
Yo, questions real quick and then last thoughts.
Alright, which ones?
Which questions?
Those ones.
In the bowl?
The ones that we wrote in the beginning.
Oh shit, but don't we gotta close out?
It's one o'clock.
Which one's yours?
I could just ask it out loud.
Okay.
No, we can do last thoughts.
Do the bowl quickly.
It's fine.
You sure?
Yes, it's too fast.
Unless these girls want to go home.
If they want to go home, it's fine.
It'll save me some hair follicles anyway.
We'll do this.
Thoughts on the show.
And then your question.
Okay, I'm starting?
Well, it was anonymous.
You can't really...
Nigga, she wants to be known.
All right.
So, thoughts on the show.
This was fun, y'all.
Like, I had fun.
I like debatable conversation.
I'm not mad at your beliefs and your opinions.
They're facts, not opinions.
Some facts.
Some facts.
I'm not mad at them.
Mostly facts.
And, yeah.
Thank you for having me.
My question was...
Oh, you did want to ask it.
Okay.
My question was, what was the last thing you did to boost your emotional IQ? Here we go.
I knew that was you.
I knew it.
IQ, emotional standards.
So you find emotional IQ. So what are you doing to deal with the stuff that's going on within you, not just outside of you?
Well, I mean, I used to be way less patient with female stupidity when the show first started.
So, yeah, I mean, going to the gym, just controlling my anger more.
Okay.
Helps with that.
That's valid.
But, you know, you can only take so much stupidity every now and then.
Well, sometimes you don't...
I feel like with emotions, you learn how to regulate them, but it's not always perfect.
Sometimes you bounce back to that old habit, and you have to learn how to regain control of it again and get stronger at it.
What about you?
What about you?
You're not going to answer the question either.
Oh, yeah.
I meditate.
Oh, okay.
There you go.
Allegedly, by the way, he donates to the church.
My thoughts on the show.
I loved it.
I mean, it was good hearing everybody else's perspective.
Do you watch the show?
No.
I've seen clips.
I've heard of it.
I've seen clips.
But yeah, that's pretty much it.
You want to ask your question or no?
No.
We can stand on it.
What about you?
I would say me.
I love the chaos.
it made me feel like I was at home.
There was 13 of us.
There's 13 of us.
I'm sure there ain't no niggas over there, man.
Five years together.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
Bro, who your daddy, Boosie?
No, who is it?
T.I. has a bunch, too.
No, we're Catholic, so you can't use condoms, contraceptive, nothing.
Oh, shout out to you, man.
Catholic stripper.
But anyways, yeah, I loved it.
My question was, I just wanted to get a controversy going.
I said, would you date a stripper?
Oh, would I? Yeah.
Like, take her serious?
Yeah.
Me or fresh?
No, anybody.
You, you.
No, no, no, you first.
You're going to say fuck now.
I wanted to hear it.
She said you.
No, no, you.
Nigga, I'm not important.
It's you.
No, you're taking her out.
No, no, you are.
You're going to take her out.
It doesn't matter what I think.
It doesn't matter what you think.
I want to hear both.
I want to hear both.
This is what I wanted.
What?
What?
Let's do it right now.
Let's do it right now.
Let's do this right now.
Question.
We'll answer you real quickly.
We'll answer you.
But question.
Who would you go on a date with?
Me or Myron?
Be honest.
Okay.
Can it be both?
No, I'm kidding.
No, I say it has to be Myron because he's taller.
Perfect.
You got it.
But this is not me dating me.
It's any stripper.
No, no, no.
I mean a real date though.
Or I mean taking him seriously, like dating him.
No, no.
I just mean going to date.
Oh, him?
Yeah.
Perfect.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Back to back.
She said she wanted you though.
Back to back like Joe.
No, no.
No, she's a boss.
She won that nigga, man.
She won a nigga, so it'll be you and him.
What'd you dance?
Is China in town, bro?
China in town?
Texas.
Texas.
China must be a town or something.
Go ahead, nigga.
I would go on a date with them, but I wouldn't wife them.
Yeah, I wouldn't wife them, yeah.
But what if you're dating and they quit?
Nope.
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
Can't do it, man.
Alright.
Respectable.
Yeah.
Wait, question.
How long you been dancing?
Four years.
Oh, shit.
- Shit, nah, nah, bro.
- Holy shit, man, she's a veteran, man.
- Let me get, let me get points.
- Yo, wait, wait, wait, can you stand up and show me like a dance move?
I can, but one quick background.
Do it right now.
Sign up and show me a dance move.
What do you mean?
Do I split or some shit?
See, I gotta set up the camera.
I'll do a split.
First of all, let me say, I grew up in Indiana, dirt poor, 13 kids.
I had to make some money.
I had to get out of there, okay?
So, don't judge me.
We ain't mad at you.
Do your thing.
Split time!
Split time!
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Y'all having to zoom out the camera?
Hold on.
Do it again.
Wait, wait, and I do a surprise first.
Huh?
I do have a toy salon.
All right, we got you guys.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
You got it.
Should we do it for you, Chad?
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Woo!
Wait!
- Show 'em mine a little dance, alright? - Show 'em mine a little dance, alright? - Yeah, she mad talk.
- Show 'em mine a little dance, alright?
- Yeah, she mad talk.
- Mara, sit down, man.
- Mara, show 'em how to dance. - I'm options, though.
- Go, go, Mara, have a seat. - I'm options, though.
Wait!
Yeah, she's six feet.
Can you show my little dance?
I've had taller.
No, man.
No, no, no.
Don't listen to me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do it!
No, no!
I'll do it!
I'll do it, man!
- Oh shit! - Love dance, love dance, love dance, love dance, love dance! - You better ask where the ones are.
- My Rick, my Rick, my Rick! - My Rick, my Rick, my Rick! - That's where the one is.
- One, two, one, two! - Where's the hundreds of them?
- Where are the ones?
- Where's the hundreds? - I got you, I got you, I got you.