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2 Baby Daddies In Prison For Murder?! 😳+ HEATED DEBATE On Gender Roles
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Thank you.
And we are live.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Shirt Podcast.
After our edition, we're joined with six lovely ladies, guys.
Let's get to the show.
Let's go.
Who money cares, bro? bro?
Get out.
Get out.
It's a night.
Kind of pattern.
In the night.
No control.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
Awesome.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh Fit Podcast.
After hours edition, man.
We're joined with six lovely ladies.
Quick announcement before we get into the show, guys.
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As you guys know, that is home base for us.
That's where all of our videos are.
To include videos that are not safe for YouTube.
We mentioned it before.
A couple of our interviews with Ryan, Nick, especially the ones on 9-11, etc.
Jeffrey Epstein, we had the client list way before it came out.
We've known about it for a while.
So all that exclusive stuff is on Rumble, guys.
Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
A bunch of our videos that aren't necessarily...
Safe for YouTube.
Yeah, I mean...
Yeah, never mind.
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I talk about it, so check me out over there on Unplugged Fidex.
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All the fun stuff, go check it out.
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I'll see you guys in there.
That's pretty much it.
Cool.
And with that said, guys, so Chris.
Take it away.
Chat, we have a show tonight.
And I'm reading the chat right now.
That was easy.
Yeah, fish panel, niggas, watch the show.
Stop complaining, man.
Y'all still smash anyway, so...
Facts, facts.
Yeah, facts, right?
Period.
So, ladies, Aaron C. Parks on IG. Let's make it happen.
Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.
If you want to, of course.
Your body count.
We're going to start right now.
Welcome to the show.
Not the body count.
Name age we do for a living.
Hey, y'all!
Oh, hi, guys.
It's Jazz.
I'm 21.
I'm not going to tell you where I work, but I do work for a home improvement company.
Cool.
Okay.
Where are you from originally?
Florida.
I'm a Florida baby.
I'm cold right now.
I don't care if nobody says it on my phone.
What part of Florida?
Broward.
Unfortunately.
Red flag, bro.
Broward.
I said unfortunately.
I don't want to be here.
My parents put me here.
Not me.
By choice.
Thank you.
Trying to get out of here.
Highest education level completed?
Associates.
Business.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Like a Pringle.
Are your parents still together?
They are.
They are married.
Not together, though.
They're not divorced, but they're together.
Okay.
How long have they been together?
20 plus years?
Uh, yes.
Alright.
What's their background?
Dominican.
I'm American.
I was born here, but my parents are Dominican, not Republic.
Not Republic.
Not no Hispanic shit.
Okay.
Hey, I'm Hispanic, bro.
My bad.
I'm just letting them know I don't speak Spanish.
Anyone answer your favorite question?
Over here.
Question for you.
Time of the day, time of the year.
Are you on birth control?
No, I'm not on birth control.
Okay.
Living life free.
Yes.
What about you?
What's your name?
Brianna Raunchy.
Okay.
How old are you?
29, 25.
Okay, where are you from?
Parkland, Florida.
Okay.
As far as hell?
Out west.
Goddamn.
What do you do with work?
I used to be an administrative assistant.
Then I was a 304.
Now I walk by sight.
I mean, I walk by faith, not by sight.
Okay.
By faith?
I walk by faith, not by sight.
I walk with my eyes closed.
That's a job description?
God leads me and I follow.
He leads us to greener pastures, absolutely.
Okay.
That's a very creative profession.
It is.
Manifesting is real.
Okay.
So what is your actual title, though?
Your professional title?
I mean, I'm just me right now.
I'm freelancing.
She's just a child of God.
I'm a golden child.
Chosen.
Can't argue with that.
So you're a freelancer?
Something like that.
She freelance dick.
God bless you.
Like photography?
No, I don't do photography.
Shout out to God.
I walk by faith, not by sight.
Like I said, that's it.
That's all.
Do you work at a church or something?
No, I don't.
Fuck the church.
Period.
Wait, wait, wait.
You lost me there.
Church is in you, not where you go.
Church is in you.
That is true, but you said fuck the church.
Why?
Because a lot of churches ain't right.
Period.
That she right, though.
Okay, well, say that.
Say that.
That's what I said.
Well, not the church.
After the fact.
Kick that out.
It don't matter.
It said it.
Okay, so are you unemployed then, I guess?
I mean, I guess you could say that.
She works for God.
What are you talking about?
I mean, God is my boss.
Do what God tell her to do.
I feel like Bruce Almighty, baby.
Wait, so who pays your bills?
God?
Ain't no bills when you pay for God.
Ain't no bills when God is on your side.
When he's your right hand, there's no bills.
You also have to work hard.
No, you don't.
You work smarter, not harder.
She works hard at praying.
You tap into the universe, there's no manifesting as real.
She works hard at prayer.
Thank you.
Period.
Prayer is powerful.
So prior to being unemployed, you said you were a 304 before?
You know that as we open.
You're reformed?
Yeah, I am.
What saved you?
God.
What caused you to change?
God.
I put the work in.
I poured into my own cup.
How many bodies you got?
I got quite a few.
How much?
I lost count, to be honest.
She don't know.
I lost count, to be honest, to be real.
That's a real-ass bitch.
I ain't gonna drop a sound for that?
Drop a sound.
Bop, bop, bop, bop.
I'll drop my own sound.
How many shirts you got?
A lot.
A lot.
Just like y'all niggas.
A lot.
Tricking if you got it.
Tricking if you got it.
Don't play with me.
Chill, got you.
Don't play with me.
Stay with me.
What are you trying to say?
I'm trying to say what I'm trying to say.
What it is, what it ain't.
Alright, I'm gonna move on.
Yeah, move on.
What's your highest education level completed?
I was going to Kaiser for radiology, but I said, fuck that.
Kaiser?
So high school?
Yep.
Relationship status?
Single.
I see why.
Yeah, me too.
Are your parents still together?
My mother's dead, but my dad's still alive.
They were together, though.
All right.
Before she passed.
Yeah, they were together before she passed.
Okay.
And then I guess, are you on birth control?
Nope.
All right.
Kids?
Yep, I got twin daughters.
So, a single parent?
Yep.
How do you feed them?
God.
God.
That's the answer of the night!
One piece of bread and asadi.
We're gonna talk about that.
We're gonna talk about that.
Whatever God gives us, we grateful for it, because there's kids in Africa that ain't got shit.
Hey, don't bring Africa in this, bro.
Hey, but it's real.
Keep Africa in.
It's real and it's true.
There's kids everywhere who eat.
Oh, well.
Motherfuckers in Ecuador eat today, too.
Well, them, too.
Why everybody gonna throw in Africa so quick?
I love them.
Shit, I know mad people ain't eat today.
They ain't from Africa.
But all of them.
Everybody.
All over the world hungry.
I'll praise you to the most high.
Alright.
To the most high.
What the?
Okay, we gonna move on.
Let's move on.
Man, who brought these girls here, man?
Y'all.
Icy?
Y'all did.
It was Icy.
It was all y'all.
It had to be Icy.
I like Icy.
Shout out to Icy.
Makes sense.
Hey, I don't give a damn what nobody say at the end of the day.
Only God could judge me.
Alright, next.
What's your name?
Darina.
I'm sorry?
Darina.
Darina, okay.
How old are you?
30.
Wait, 30?
Where are you from?
Ukraine.
Okay.
Alright.
What part of Ukraine are you from?
Central Ukraine.
Kiev?
No, two hours from Kiev.
Two hours going west or east?
South.
South.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
Insurance.
All right.
How long have you been here in Miami?
Five years.
Okay.
You speak Russian, too?
Yes.
Okay.
Are you ethnically Russian, or are you...
No, I'm Ukrainian.
You are Ukrainian.
Okay.
Insurance.
Highest education level completed?
I would say high school.
All right.
Relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Divorced?
Not yet.
Just not together.
Okay.
Are they back in Ukraine?
My mom is here.
Okay.
Are you on birth control?
No.
All right.
Cool.
Okay.
And body count?
I have to say it?
No.
Let's just say less than five.
Okay.
And you said you've been in the U.S. for five years, right?
In US, ten years.
Ten years here.
Okay.
About five in Miami.
Five in Miami.
Where were you before this?
Tennessee.
Where in Tennessee?
Gatlinburg.
Okay.
Where's that?
I've been there.
It's really nice.
It's somewhere in Tennessee.
It's really pretty.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
I'm Kayla.
Okay.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
You're a baby.
I know, I'm a little baby.
Where are you from?
I'm from a small town in New Hampshire.
What's the name of the town?
Hampton.
Oh, okay.
Now I'm familiar with it.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I'm from Connecticut originally.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How far are you from...
I now live in Portsmouth, but like born and raised in Hampton.
Okay.
Yeah.
There ain't nothing out there.
Nothing.
How far are you from...
God damn it.
What's the town that's only like 45 minutes from Boston?
In New Hampshire?
In New Hampshire, yeah.
I'm trying to think.
There's a popular town that's there.
Someone in the chat's going to get it.
Just so I get an idea.
I feel like I know what you're talking about.
Guys, name the town in New Hampshire that's not that far from Boston.
Someone's going to...
I got a mental blank.
No, I think I know because it's right there as you're passing into...
Nashua?
No, it's not Nashua.
That's more in West.
Somewhere else.
It's another...
What part of Connecticut?
Manchester, yes.
How far are you from Manchester?
Like 45, I think.
Okay.
North?
Going north?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
What do you do for work?
So, I'm a full-time college student, and then I also work at a gym.
Okay.
Do you want to drop where you go to school or no?
It's up to you.
You don't have to.
Wait, what was the question?
I said, do you want to say where you go to school?
Oh, yeah.
F-A-U, go Owls.
Woo!
What the hell?
You're 20, so I'm going to guess you're either a sophomore or a junior?
I'm a sophomore, yeah.
All right.
All right.
What's your origin from New Hampshire?
All right, cool.
Relationship status?
Single.
That's for a while now.
A while?
Yeah.
All right.
Are they still together?
Yes, they are.
Okay.
I'm assuming 20 plus years?
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Are they back in New Hampshire, I'm guessing?
Yeah, they are.
Okay.
Are you on birth control?
I have the IUD. Girl.
That'd be what, girl.
I can tell you, man.
I can tell you, bro.
Okay.
And you said you work at a gym, right?
Yes, I do.
Okay.
Are you like a PT or are you just like working at a front desk?
So, it's weird.
They have a smoothie shack kind of placed in the gym, so I do that.
It's like the protein shake.
Those are the best.
Those are fine.
It's perfect, because I just sit there and stare at hot guys all day.
So it's great.
I wonder if they make TikTok videos about her.
Probably not.
I think so.
She's still single, by the way.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name's Brianna Heath.
Brianna, how old are you?
28.
Okay.
Where are you from?
I'm originally from Indiana.
My family lives in Florida now, though, for like the last eight years.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
Well, it just depends on the moment.
Oh, sorry.
Depends on the moment and time.
I mean, I'm an entrepreneur.
I have a degree.
Basically, I have an online platform, Pioneer Activation.
And what do I do for money?
Well, I mean, you said you're an entrepreneur, so what do you specifically do as an entrepreneur?
Is that your business?
I have a journalism degree background.
I built an online independent platform so that I could kind of, you know, do journalism without having to go directly through, you know, the mass media sources.
And so, and then, you know, as far as like financially, I guess, if that's what you do.
So you're an independent journalist?
I mean, and it depends on the moment.
Like, I'm dancing right now, and I have an online independent platform, and I'm working to get funded by a proprietary firm, which is with FTMO to trade for it.
Wait, dancing where?
Somewhere in Miami.
A club.
A club.
Okay.
Okay.
For dollars.
Yeah, so the audience understands.
for denominations of a currency being thrown at you?
For denominations thrown?
It depends.
Oh, so there we go.
You're a stripper.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Well, it depends.
In this moment, I'm working to get funded by a prop firm.
That's fine.
If you dance, you dance.
No, I'm saying what I do is a lot of things.
Jack of all trades.
Jack of all trades.
I'll make it simple.
I'll make it simpler.
You're a predominant...
What profession that gets you income is dancing right now, but you're working towards getting funded for your online independent journalist website?
No, no.
I'm working to get funded by a proprietary firm, Trading Forex, which I've been doing for the last two years.
Yes.
Oh, cool.
But the predominant way you earn now is by dancing.
At the moment.
Right now, yeah.
What is your highest education level completed?
College, bachelor's.
Where'd you get it from?
Ball State University in Muncie, Indiana.
Ball State?
Okay, and you majored in journalism, you said?
Yes, I did.
Alright.
And then, relationship status?
Single.
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
Birth control?
Absolutely not.
not have not been on birth control in 10 years.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- All right. - That's been all about you, yes.
- Hi.
- Hi, my name is Valerie.
I'm 29.
I'm from Plantation, Florida.
I guess.
Born and raised in Broward.
I'm just going to say that.
What do you do for it?
I am a baby of a generational wealth company, financial partner group.
Shout out to them, a lot of them all.
Generational Well, we do taxes, credit, insurance, bookkeeping, accounting.
So you work for a financial firm?
My mother has a financial firm that I run.
Yes, she does.
Co-sign.
Yes, and she also has a restaurant, Oakland in 56.
Yes, she does.
Shout out to my BFF Cafe.
Yes, fire.
All the brunch you can get.
And we're currently working on a reality show for our family of like 15.
Yes, no more Kardashians.
We're the black Kardashians.
We got bread.
I've always lived in big ass houses in Parkland where Miss Brianna's from.
She know my bop.
So yeah, we trying to get to the next level.
What is going on?
Yeah, this is like not living.
Sorry, you asked me what I do.
I told you everything I do.
No, no, no.
She's ad-libbing, so I'm trying to understand.
My bad, my bad.
Okay, so...
We're rich black people, pretty much.
Okay, so your mom owns a restaurant and a financial firm.
Yes.
And then you said that you're starting a TV show as well.
Yes, MyBFFTV on IG. Y'all follow us.
We fight, we do TikToks, we argue, we throw events.
Our family is the party.
We don't invite anybody because there's so much of us, so...
Okay, all right.
Highest education level completed?
I didn't even graduate high school.
I got pregnant and dropped the fuck out.
There it is.
You want me to be honest, right?
I got pregnant my senior year and I dropped the fuck out.
You can't judge anybody.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm sorry.
I did go to Florida Community College for phlebotomy and medical assistance.
I can take your blood right now.
So wait, you went to a community college?
Yeah, I went to a community college and got my GED. Is that what you mean?
Oh, okay.
I didn't graduate high school.
So you didn't graduate high school, but you got a GED? Yeah, to go to a community college.
Okay.
And didn't even finish that.
You're Hispanic, right?
Puerto Rican, Boricua.
Okay.
One time for the one time.
Hey.
Puerto Rican.
Okay.
I have so many questions, but I just got to get through this first.
Are your parents still together?
My parents ain't been together since I was two.
They said fuck each other.
Okay.
Are you on birth control?
Nope.
Okay.
If a baby pop out, I'm keeping it, bitch.
Okay.
And I got a four-month-old.
Shout out to Khaleesi.
The mother of dragons.
Yes, I made my baby after the mother of dragons.
Damn right, Khaleesi.
I'm a mother of three, by the way.
I got three.
You just can't see it.
I got an ass up under this little dress.
It's my first day.
It's her first day.
I went to Japan Inn.
Before she called me to invite me, I was walking out of Japan Inn, and my fiancé, who was on the fence about being Muslim, he ran into one of his Muslim brothers, and I asked I'm like, how long, what do you gotta do to be Muslim?
He said, we can get on the phone right now and do your shahada.
I'm like, let's do it, fuck it!
And then I went into the place and got a hijab.
They gave me all this shit for the free because they fuck with you when you Muslim, you get whatever.
Then we went to the little Mediterranean place, they gave me a free salad!
No way!
The benefits are coming in!
Our prayers are to the most high!
I got free standards, free curls, bitch, all that.
But on the question, uh, what's your body count?
Oh shit, my body count like her, bitch, I don't even know what fuck you talking about.
But when you do Shahana, you start over, bitch.
Start over!
Right now, I'm a virgin.
You're not Muslim unless you did your shahada.
You ain't Muslim for real.
But tomorrow, I'm on that shit for real.
I'm praying at all five times.
We are at this bitch live.
It's a different energy right now.
Somebody left the chat.
Somebody left the chat.
The truth always sounds crazy.
I'm going to just finish gathering information.
What's your ethnic background?
My ethnic background?
Oh, you didn't even ask from Ireland.
No, I'm going back around because I forgot to ask that.
No, no, you said you're Puerto Rican, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what about you?
White.
White bitch.
Just white?
Okay.
What about you?
White.
White and Irish, yo.
Okay.
She look Irish, though.
Yeah, she does.
She look like a lucky charm.
Is your family from Ireland or have you just been historically like everyone's been here?
Yeah.
You can't trace anyone back.
What about you?
Can you trace anyone back to some type of European heritage or no?
I mean, probably if you went on Ancestry.com.
Was your grandfather that came from Ireland?
My grandma, but Norwegian.
Okay.
What about you?
You look cute.
Me?
Oh, no, you're Ukrainian.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, you already said it.
What about you?
I'm Irish, Italian, African-American, and Cherokee Indian.
Damn, that was like four.
That was like four.
So white and black.
Okay.
But Irish and Italian and Cherokee Indian and African-American.
Okay.
And what about you?
Oh, no, you said Dominique, right?
Dominique.
Dominique.
Okay.
Dominica?
Yes.
It's a Caribbean place, right?
They speak Creole too, right?
They speak a different Creole.
Look at the numbers.
We're at 8,000 right now.
Okay, so question for you.
Okay, so it's your first day converting.
It's only been a few hours, so go easy on me.
No, no, no.
I'm just curious.
What made you want to convert?
Well, my fiance was on the fence about it because he's more...
He believed in God, but he didn't know which religion to pick.
And I was like, just go whichever one.
I'm baptized Christian, and I'm also in Santeria, aka Ifa, if you're African.
So I was like, let's do Muslim.
Fuck it.
Let's do it all.
Just F it.
Fuck it.
Follow a god.
That's not a matter.
There's only one god at the end of the day anyway.
And every single one of the religions that I'm in, they have one god.
There's one god.
We all, no matter what race you are, we come from the same person.
God and Jesus, Muhammad and Allah.
You're referring to the truth.
You're referring to omnism.
You see truth in all religions.
Exactly.
There's one law, and it's called the universal law.
What you put out is what you get back.
That's the one thing everybody in the world can agree upon.
Do I raise my hand when I want to say something?
The one thing.
Can we just go one mic at a time so the audience can actually know what's going on?
Okay, so you converted...
Was a specific reason just fuck it?
It was really...
I'm trying to really understand here.
Okay, so I want a man who's gonna lead.
So I'm telling him, pick a religion.
Whatever one you want to do, I'm gonna do.
I'll do all of them if you want to do all of them.
I'll do one if you want to do one.
You know, being Muslim is a little more disciplined than all the other...
That's why he's on the fence about it, but I just want to show him, like, I'mma jump in it first.
Both feet in, so you can feel a little confident, like...
You just said you want a man that leads.
I do.
Yeah, I was gonna say.
Right, but he did it, too.
He did...
No, but I feel...
Right, but as soon as...
Some people need that extra push.
No, you're leading him, literally.
Right.
What are you doing?
But everything else he leads.
That's what I'm saying.
He already lives his life like a Muslim man.
I'm like, just get in.
It's like you want to be Christian.
You go to church every day, but you ain't get baptized yet, bro.
Just get baptized.
Is he Puerto Rican too?
No, no.
He's American from South Carolina.
Straight gang boy.
Country as fuck.
Cooked good as fuck.
Shout out to Arta Dulce.
He's a caterer.
Is he black or?
He's a black man, yes.
Okay.
Okay, is he your high school?
Because you said that you got pregnant in high school.
Is he your high school sweetheart?
No, he's not.
He's my third baby daddy.
My high school sweetheart was a bum.
My high school sweetheart was a bum.
And my second baby daddy is in jail for murder.
So my third is the only one.
Third time is a charm, bro.
Wait, come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
It's too much to unpack.
Let me get this straight.
My baby daddy was in jail.
Three baby daddies.
One's a deadbeat.
One's there right now.
One is the one, bro.
You see the ring?
You said one guy's in for murder?
So my son's dad was my high school sweetheart.
Yeah, and my second baby daddy, two years in, he got, the feds came and got his ass.
Chris, Chris, what?
What's going on, bro?
For murder, capital homicide.
Free him.
He ain't mean to do it.
Sometimes your baby...
You don't know what these niggas do before you have babies with them.
You gotta run a background check on niggas before you fuck them.
He had voodoo on you.
I ain't planning for that shit.
My daughter hasn't seen her dad since she was 10 months.
And he's been lost.
She's seven.
She's seven now.
Yo, I see.
I think I need Hennessy tonight.
I think I need a drink myself.
Let me take my drink.
Can we have some drinks?
I may break me being sober.
She's like, what the fuck is going on right now?
Can we have some bubbles?
It's bubbles in the house.
This is called real life.
This is called reality.
Ukraine, this is America.
Welcome to reality.
Myron's trying to process.
Break the matrix.
Claim your power back.
Don't welcome her like that.
Don't welcome her.
I don't claim that.
I don't claim that.
All right.
It is reality.
Wow.
Nothing happens by accident.
Nothing is by chance.
It is what it is.
Everything happens for a reason.
Remember that.
You're funny, man.
You're hilarious.
I say the truth.
The whole truth is nothing but the truth.
So help me God.
I do.
So help me God.
1-1-1.
1-1-1.
All right, ladies.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Let me get through this here.
I see the ones in the chat.
Okay.
All right.
We have a very unique panel here.
I think this is the first time where we've had a...
Two baby fathers for murder?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
On one panel.
Do we get a medal?
On one panel.
Do we get a medal or some shit?
No, it's just a first.
Do we get a shot?
I'm just seeing the energy I'm feeling right now.
Oh, boy.
All right.
Okay, I will go ahead and get the questions.
I know they're going to have a bunch.
Today's Friday.
I hope so.
So y'all can go ahead and ask the girls whatever questions you guys want.
You got a very...
Diverse panel.
Diverse panel today.
We got from all different parts of the world in the United States.
Yeah, niggas, you're welcome.
Blackest Panther.
What was that, Chris?
No, mine was cool.
Anyone that shares their sexuality with Blackest Panther, other men either online or in public dates, does Panther not deserve loyalty for a man?
Change my mind.
Wait, what does that mean?
Say that without black as paper.
So, uh, that's another title.
Okay, any woman that serves her sexuality with other men, either online or in public, does not deserve loyalty from a man.
Change my mind.
Okay?
Isaiah Bersenio goes, need to start calling these haters, reachers, because they were reaching hard during that call-in show.
Keep up the good work, boys.
Yeah, I know.
Show to you, bro.
Crazy.
Tommy Sotomayor taught me to come back on the show, guys.
Is that really him?
No, I don't think so.
Troll?
Okay.
Shout out to Tommy.
Time for me to...
Okay, and then we got Cam 2 Times.
Ladies, can you think of something you said to your boyfriend or ex that you would do for them but never did?
And can you think of something your boyfriend or ex has said they would do for you but never did?
Okay.
Yeah, we'll start here and then we can work our way around.
And then how it's going to go, ladies, is going to flip-flop.
So if we start here, then our next question is going to start here and then back and forth.
Okay.
So, all right.
One thing that you could think of that you told your boyfriend you would do and then that you didn't do and then vice versa.
Something that I said I would do and then I didn't do?
Yeah.
Okay, recently, this nigga bought a butt plug.
And I was nervous.
No way.
I low-key, I talked it up before he got it.
He bought that shit on Hashin.
What the fuck is Hashin doing selling butt plugs, bitch?
But I was talking cash shit.
Yeah, you know, you only need one wife.
I'll do whatever you wanted me to do.
And he said, you gonna put a butt plug in your ass?
And I was like, yeah, babe, whatever.
The butt plug came, bitch.
I'm like, uh...
My stomach hurt.
You know, like, I'm just like, I've been playing.
I think you can use the quote on your advantage here.
You could say that sodomy is against, I don't think, I think it's against.
But no, that's a whole sex toy, so it gotta do something for us females.
I just never knew.
I think it's Haram.
I think it's Haram.
I mean, they're lit.
You are hilarious, buddy.
But like a small one.
Are you kidding by the way?
Are you kidding her?
No, I'm dead ass.
It's black and it has a little pink diamond on the back.
Mine had a diamond on it, a heart.
I think it's Haram, so.
I just learned who that is, so.
- Who is Haram? - She's converted, but she just learned.
- Who is Haram? - She's converted, but she just learned.
- No, I know Muhammad and I know Allah.
- What are the prophets?
- That's my first day, bro.
I don't know all the goddamn prophets and disciples and whatever the fuck they hear from us. - I know Muhammad and Allah.
And all praises to the Most High.
- Haram means it's forbidden.
So I'm pretty sure that that's forbidden.
We can't do butt plugs.
You know Harambe, the gorilla?
I don't know nothing.
Stop asking me.
Do I know shit?
I don't know nothing.
One mic at a time, ladies.
Okay, so you said that you would use a butt plug and you lied.
Okay, now what did he tell you?
I didn't lie.
I just wasn't ready.
I was unprepared.
Like, damn, it's here.
And then what's one thing that he said he would do that he didn't?
Come back.
No, my man does everything he say he's gonna do.
The other baby daddy.
Oh, those?
I thought you were talking about the one I'm with now.
Oh, well, the butt plug thing was with him.
The other baby daddy, okay.
I won't go to jail, maybe?
My first baby daddy said he would have the baby, girl.
I'm gonna take care of you, bitch.
I was living for four years and I worked the whole time, so.
Wow.
Don't listen to niggas in high school, please.
Please don't.
Please don't do that.
Okay.
Wow.
Interesting.
What about you?
Keeping it real.
Very real.
I kept the fucking baby.
I still got the nigga.
I'm sorry, but please.
Ain't no money, though.
Ain't no money.
There's never any money.
This is crazy.
What about you?
One thing you told a guy you would do and one thing you didn't.
Like any guy?
Any guy.
I've never been in a relationship.
Wait.
One thing a guy told you you would do for me.
Something that you told your guy.
I haven't had a guy.
Not into girls.
Guys that I'm into.
I can do that.
So you told him something that you would do, but you never did it.
So, for example, hey, I'll come over tonight and give you sex, but I never came over.
Or like, hey, I'll wife you or whatever.
I don't know.
Something that you said you would do that you never did.
Buy him a gift.
I don't know.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Like, I literally...
There's nothing.
I can't...
I seriously can't think of...
Like, when I say I'm gonna do something, like, I do it.
I don't know.
It's like if I... I'm not gonna...
Yeah, okay.
I'm just gonna do it.
I don't know.
What about the opposite?
When a man said to you, I'll do something for you, but he never did it.
The opposite for it.
Like, I'll wife you up.
You're the one.
You know, dudes go crazy.
They've been doing some fucking crazy shit.
They'll be saying different guys, I don't know.
I've had multiple guys in the first couple days or within the first 24 hours crying saying they want to marry me.
It's weird shit.
And then they get obsessive and intense and I'm like, chill.
I haven't been in a relationship in 10 years.
It's crazy.
I've been in one my whole life, honestly.
It's not because I couldn't.
I feel that.
And so they've been, like, come at me, like, trying to marry me and shit.
And I'm not saying everyone.
I'm just saying, like, in these situations, I'm...
Hey, listen, be quiet, ablips.
I'm reeling it back into this in that they say all these really sweet, kind things to me face-to-face directly.
Like, all these, like, pour their hearts out to me.
You're the one.
I'm going to marry you.
And then it's like they...
I don't know.
They, like, pop off.
And, like, I kind of like them, but not like that.
But then once we're not hanging out anymore, they just...
Disappear?
They like kind of play some shady shit.
And it's like, what are you?
Sell the dream.
And I'm not begging.
I'm not like begging or anything, but it's some weird energy.
You know that game called Smash and Dash?
It's a great game.
I mean, yeah, they don't dash.
They just don't be like...
Yeah, I think that's what they're playing.
Like, oh, I'm going to marry you.
And then it's like...
Alright, what about you?
One thing that you told your partner that you would do, but you didn't the other way around.
I'm really good.
I've always been the sugar mom in my relationships.
I always would buy the stuff.
I'm so loyal.
I don't know.
I've never done anything wrong, I don't think.
Kayla.
Good girl, Kayla.
Kayla.
My ex cheated on me eight times.
No way!
And with a famous TikToker, so...
Okay, so he said he wouldn't cheat on you, but he did.
Yeah, eight times.
Eight times?
With the same...
Different girls.
You let him cheat on you eight times, girls?
Yeah.
Damn, girl.
A kill is a real one, bro.
How'd you know eight times specifically?
So, he told me, like...
The guilt was getting to him, and then he told me, and then as a psycho girl, you know, you make them pull up all their Instagrams and be like, was it better than me?
Like, all that shit.
Is her ass better than mine?
Like, everything.
And I, yeah, she was like, she was like eight girls.
It's probably more than eight.
12.8.
All the pretty girls get cheated on.
Oh, yeah.
All of them.
What about you, Miss Ukraine?
She's wondering what she's doing here.
Where am I? Twilight Zone?
Yep.
Facts.
One thing you promised a guy that didn't happen another way around.
Well, probably is what I promised my first man is to be with him forever, which I didn't do.
Wait, you left him?
Yes.
Why?
It's a long story.
We got time.
Make it short.
But we got time.
I mean, I just stopped loving him.
Okay.
Period.
She got bored.
Period.
No!
Even in Ukraine, they get bored.
Damn!
Damn!
No, and things that guys tell me, you know, being single in Miami is really difficult.
The guys always say, oh, I'll take you out.
And then they don't follow up and stuff like that.
So I'm like slowly losing faith, you know, but don't lose faith.
Keep your faith.
All right.
That's it.
Lose faith in Broward.
All right.
Period.
What about you?
That's Miami for you.
Um, she was a good girl till she knew me.
Now she in the chat busting youies.
Shut up, bitch!
Yeah, well, God said I could talk, so I'm gonna talk.
Alright, so one thing that you told the guy you would do and you didn't and the other way around.
I did everything for my kid's father.
I gave him heaven on earth.
I did it all.
I took care of him and my twins by myself after my mom died and everything.
My grandmother died after that and I still held it down and he still played in my face.
So after that I said fuck all these niggas.
What?
And then God picked me up and said, love yourself.
And then you find your divine masculine to your divine feminine.
Amen.
Is this the guy that's in jail?
Yes, it is.
That's his karma for what he did to me, because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Period.
Okay, so he gave you the twins, and then he went to jail after for murder.
Sure did.
Okay.
Because he did wrong.
But you said he was innocent earlier.
I mean, he didn't know no better.
I mean, shit is real out here.
That's all I can say about that.
Shit is real.
If you're not enlightened, you can't speak about it.
But, I mean, there's a lot of dark shit out here, negative energy, and it's real.
Okay.
And then one thing that he said that he would do and he didn't do.
He told me he was going to give me the world and he didn't do it.
He's in jail.
I'm giving myself the world and my kids the world.
How long has he been locked up?
Probably about three, four years now.
Wow.
Did he get a life sentence?
He's still fighting it.
Okay, but he...
He's been in Maine jail.
So he's appealing yet?
I mean, he hasn't been sentenced yet.
He's sitting in the county jail right now.
Oh, three years?
No trial?
Yeah, no trial.
Mine's been there for seven.
No trial sitting in the county Maine jail right now.
No, nothing.
You know, I will tell you this.
I would have not believed you guys had not seen the YNW Melly trial because he's been locked up since 2018.
I spoke to YNW Melly multiple times.
My baby daddy's locked up with him on video call.
I've talked to Melly multiple times.
They're on the seventh floor in the Maine jail.
Seventh floor, my baby daddy too.
Yep.
Broward County is slow.
They really are.
And there's a lot of fucking demons.
But he killed a white dude.
He killed a police officer's son.
Wait, what?
Your guy killed a police officer's son?
He went with a friend, apparently, and that friend killed a police officer's son.
And he's been sitting in the county for seven years now.
Your guy.
Yep.
So he didn't do it?
Nah, he didn't do it.
He was just there.
He was just there.
Yeah, he was just there.
The Spanish guy already admitted to the murder, but they're just trying to get him on...
Extra shit.
Yeah, a comp.
Right, a comp.
And he's just been sitting there for seven years, since 2017.
Wow.
Yeah.
You remember that day?
Broward County is really backwards.
It was on the news.
It was on the news in Cross Springs.
I literally just got arrested on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day.
What?
It just keeps coming.
God told you to do that.
Yep, he sure did.
What did you get arrested for?
Trespassing at Baptist Hospital.
How do you trespass at a hospital?
The doctor told me he was a demon.
What?
The doctor probably was a demon, though.
We ain't gonna act like people ain't demons out here.
You can't believe in heaven and not believe in hell.
What's demon mean?
Because normally for you to get trespassed, they have to give you a warning, put you on notice, and then if you show up again, then they arrest you.
But they didn't.
They arrested me right then and there because I was casting out demons.
Real shit.
It's demons.
Demon time.
Demons no more.
What is casting out demons?
I don't even want to know.
A narcissist is a demon.
How did the doctor piss you off?
What happened?
He didn't piss me off.
I literally was having a car.
I said, God bless you.
He said, bless you.
I said, yeah, God bless you.
I said, what are you?
He said, I'm a demon.
He said that?
Yeah, I swear to God on everything.
I love my kids.
I swear on my children.
Demons do that when they know cameras around.
Okay, so he said, I'm a demon, and then what happened?
My friend was there.
My homegirl was there.
I have the text message.
I have everything.
I have proof of everything.
No, I get that, but like, okay, so you're at the hospital.
Mm-hmm.
Wait, why are you there?
Because my friend is pregnant.
Okay.
And she has preeclampsia, yeah.
Okay, so you're there with her to support her.
Mm-hmm.
You have this conversation with a doctor.
He says, I'm a demon.
Yeah.
And then what happened?
And then I said, God bless you.
And then what?
He kicked me out.
He kicked you out for saying, God bless you?
Demons don't like when you say that to them?
I said, God bless you.
I'm gonna pray for you, demon.
And I said, I rebuke you.
I'm not shocked.
I know your energy.
They coming for you.
I know.
You guys are hilarious.
But this is real shit.
Excuse me, do not loop me in with...
But the problem is, you bring God into this, it's kind of crazy.
You don't have to be part of it.
Do not loop me into this.
No, you don't have to be part of it because you might not be talking.
Wait, what are you saying?
I couldn't hear it.
But you're bringing God into it as like, for real, but it's not serious.
It's like a joke.
No, no, she's being dead ass.
I'm being dead ass fucking serious.
But you asked her why she got arrested, so she's telling me.
You asked me a question, I gave you an answer.
That's the answer.
Okay, so what if I said I was a demon?
I would tell you God bless you.
And that's it.
That's all we can say.
What you want me to do?
Do an exorcist?
Powerful.
So after that happened, he called 911 and said you gotta leave.
Yeah.
And you said maybe I'm not, what'd you say, I'm not leaving, I guess?
No, I didn't say I'm not leaving.
I waited for the cops.
And then they just arrested you?
They just arrested me.
Without a notice?
Without a notice.
Like you said, God bless you.
For just trespassing, nothing else.
For just trespassing, nothing else.
Like, when you said, God bless you, he said, leave, and you said, no, I'm not leaving, and you kind of got feisty.
I said, what did I do?
I said, I'm here with my friend.
My friend wants me here.
I'm not leaving her with you.
You just told me you're a demon.
He was trolling.
Why would I leave?
Psychopath.
The fuck?
You tripping.
Okay, let's say this was true, and he just told you that, for example, I'm a demon.
He might have been just like trolling.
No, he wasn't trolling.
Who says that?
A doctor at a Baptist hospital in Boca?
No, Brianna's energy is different.
Like, you're tapped in.
I believe you.
I'm tapped into the universe.
This is nothing to what?
There's a top 5%.
If you don't know, you don't know.
There's a top 5%.
No, I'm not saying you don't know.
I'm saying her energy is next level.
Trust me, I don't know.
He doesn't know.
The second I walked into this place...
Do you know that we're human magnets?
Brianna, like, energy was like...
You attract what you put out, whether it be positive or negative.
If I can say it to dumb it down.
So then don't.
Why are you trying to instill my intelligence?
I'm not.
I just find it kind of different.
Can I say something?
Can I say something?
You got everybody watch Twilight, right?
Everybody's familiar with that movie?
Correct.
Okay, so she's like a newborn.
When it comes to her spirituality, she just stepped into it.
She's been through life, but she's just stepped into her spirituality.
Like I've seen demons.
And you're very loud with it when God talks to you.
It's like you want to tell everybody about it.
So that's probably why it's like that.
A newborn.
She's a newborn.
She's feeding right now.
In here.
Is there a demon in here right now?
I don't know.
I didn't really check.
The energy feels really good.
Check right now.
Is there one in here right now?
How's the energy in here is what he's asking.
Yeah, please.
You feeling any other vibes?
You gotta come look at me.
The energy is very intense.
Look her in her third eye.
I'm concerned.
Tell us real quick, is there a demon in here?
I don't feel one.
I don't feel one either.
If there were, it wouldn't matter.
If there were, it wouldn't matter.
We could bring some demons out, but we're not on that type of time.
We're not on demon time.
There's no demons in me.
Ain't no demons in me.
How do you bring demons out?
Alcohol for one.
Alcohol on the table.
Alcohol.
If you have enough liquor, you're a different person, right?
That's not true.
That's a demon.
We could bring a demon out.
Everybody, let's take a shot.
Shot for shot right now.
It's not what you do, but how you do it.
Shot for shot right now.
But we ain't bringing no demons out.
We all chilling right now.
It's the energy.
It's vibing right now.
Going back to the original question.
Your guy said he would give you the world, but he didn't.
Yeah.
That's how he lied to you.
And then you said that you kept up everything that you told him you would do, right?
Sure did.
He stole everything from me.
He took from his own kids, left his kids alone, literally put me through hell, put me through hell on earth.
Okay.
What about you?
One thing you told the guy that you would do that you didn't, and then the way around.
If it was someone that I wasn't talking to, probably like to meet up.
I will say that I'm going to meet up.
Let's say someone you have a relationship with.
Oh, no.
What was that?
Think about it.
Not to say that I lie, but like I usually don't tell fibs.
Like she said, like if I say I'm going to do something, I usually follow up on it.
So I can't say anything that I recall.
One thing that he did then, then.
I would say that in general, people say that they'll take care of me and stuff like that.
But other than that, nothing specifically.
No one's ever lied to me and said that they're gonna do something they didn't.
Alright.
This is very telling.
Wait, hold on.
Chat, why are you blaming me for this panel, man?
I just bring him on the show, man.
Come on, man.
I mean, y'all tapped in, though.
They want to see some ratchet shit.
Y'all tapped in, though.
Like, I just see photos and shit.
Y'all watching?
Zero followers.
This is different, man.
I kind of like it.
Yeah, me too.
I love it.
I was kidding.
God forgive you.
Okay, what do we got next?
Oh, boy.
Where are we at here?
I need that one already.
Gaza.
Yeah, Gaza69 goes, fresh, fuck all the lagget haters.
Well, all the haters that can only bitch and moan about shit.
Stay over there with all the other...
Losers.
Alright.
Okay.
Thanks, guys.
Shmoopy goes, ladies, do you have guy friends that are truly just friends?
If so, would they still be your pal?
If you were all 350 pounds swamp donkeys?
Yes.
Shout out from Calgary.
Fresh, I never heard your thoughts on CGY. Did your black ass go- Hold on, hold on.
Let me just finish the points.
Did your black ass ever go ski?
WFNF, last caller, sassy as fuck.
So I've never been there to Calgary myself, but I was supposed to go.
God bless you.
Nice.
Guy friends?
Do any of you have any guys that are just friends?
Yes, I do.
Hold on.
We'll start here.
Would they still be your friend if you were, I guess, a 350-pound whale?
I do have some guy friends.
I don't know if they would be friends with me if I was a 50 pound whale.
I'm not gonna lie.
They like to hang out with pretty people.
That's the same way I feel.
I keep pretty people around me.
So you think it's just friends then?
No, we are just friends.
Yeah.
Because they have girlfriends.
Most of my guy friends do have girlfriends.
Not saying that doesn't mean anything, but yeah.
Do you think they would sleep with you if given an opportunity and they wouldn't get caught?
I don't know about them.
Would I allow it?
No.
But I don't know their mindset.
So I can't answer that.
Yes.
Truthfully, I can't answer that.
But yeah.
Alright.
What about you?
Yeah, I got homeboys that'll fuck with me when I was 500 pounds or 1,000 pounds or this small right now.
Straight up.
Sure do.
Don't fuck with my homeboys.
I used to be big in high school.
She used to be Big Bree.
Big Bree, not the little one.
I went to high school with her yesterday.
I was tapped in, still tapped in.
They all fuck with me.
No, bitch.
You was a mess in high school.
We both was.
We was a mess, but they fucked with us.
Yeah, they did, though.
They did.
They still do.
I was a badass.
I was fighting all the time.
When I met her, my fucking life started going down.
Wow.
This is great.
Sorry.
This is amazing.
Thank you.
What about you?
Love you.
If you were bigger...
Probably not.
Probably they want to be friends with me.
This is just our culture.
That's sad.
There's no fat girls in Ukraine.
Right.
Do you think that those guys are only your friends?
Like they only want to just be your friends?
Yes, but I do think that every guy that is a friend with a girl wants something more.
So you knowing that, are they really your friends?
Yes.
Really?
Because I keep them as friends.
No, no, but to them...
Yeah, would they have sex with you if you gave them an opportunity?
Yeah, of course.
They would?
What about your guys?
Would your guys have sex with you if you gave them an opportunity?
Hell yeah.
Oh, they would?
Okay, so are they really friends then?
I mean, they know they're no boundaries.
So wait, you're not allowed to fuck your friends though?
They know their boundaries.
But the question is, remember the question, we said just friends.
I mean, I have people that I don't like like that, and they don't like me like that, so we just are friends.
But you don't know, though.
They might want to fuck you.
I mean, they might like me, but I wouldn't know because I don't have those feelings.
That's my point.
So I'm asking, do you have guys that are just friends that, if given an opportunity, you said, oh, I'm horny.
Okay, no.
No, no, no.
I take that back.
That's the question.
All right.
All right.
What about you?
Do you have guys that are just friends, and would they actually be friends with you if you were a whale?
Yeah, I have a couple gay best friends that I know would love me no matter what.
My college guy friends, it's like a weird group.
They all call me mom.
Or mommy.
I don't think they'd be friends with me if I was like 500 pounds.
What about you?
Do I have guy friends?
Yes.
That are just guy friends though?
I mean, if you're trying to, yes, they would all want to fuck if they could.
But I mean, that's not really, you know, what can we do about that?
Maybe that's on the guy, why they have to want to fuck everything.
I don't know, biological tendency.
But what we're saying is that, can it just be friends?
That's the whole premise of the question.
Can it just be friends?
We need to ask the men that.
Because if they can, then of course we can still be friends.
Facts.
But are you saying...
I agree with that.
So I genuinely don't know.
Like, if we sat down and, like, had a question and said, you want to fuck?
I mean, if you're hot, then let's fuck.
But, like, if not, if I just want to be friends with you, it is frustrating.
There is, like, where they don't, like, where you just want to vibe with them.
No, like, they don't seem to be capable of doing that, honestly.
That's the question.
Yeah.
Okay.
Can they just be friends?
True.
Which I think your answer gave it.
What about you?
I've had guy friends since my recent...
And my guy friends have ruined every relationship before the one I'm in now.
But the one I'm in now...
That's what I mean, so they want to smash.
Not they want to smash, but you know, y'all guys can...
Y'all know, y'all know, like...
It depends on the people.
They want to smash.
Of course they want to smash me, but they'll act like they don't, you know, be all buddy-buddy with my dude, but my dude always feel that energy like, yo, that nigga like you, he want to fuck you, whatever.
But I never left my guy friends.
It was always my friends, bros before the hoes, the fuck.
But this relationship...
That's true, man.
But this relationship, I cut off every single one of my guy friends, and I now have a ring, so...
All right, so they can't just be friends.
No, they cannot.
No, they cannot.
That was the question, ladies.
I tried it, and the guy got drunk, and he, on a drunk night, was like, girl, I'm in love with you.
I love you.
I was like, whoa.
Hold on, hold on.
Chris, what are you saying?
Question.
Does your ex know about your current man right now, the one in jail?
Yes.
Okay, so if he's free by some chance, he's going to come and...
He ain't coming to fuck with me.
I mean, your current man.
My current man.
At that point, the ship has sailed.
Yeah, I'm with the next dude.
I done had a baby.
It's over with him.
He said, I want my family back.
Nah, he told me while he was locked up.
He said, if you get pregnant by another dude, I don't even want you no more.
So I made it my business to get pregnant by another dude.
Wow.
I was like, who thought I had to drop this baby for me right quick?
Oh my god.
Yo, I'm scared, bro.
I'm scared.
I'm just saying.
That's how you elevate, though.
That's how you get the ring.
I told you the first thing I wanted.
I said, I don't want my baby.
Wait, wait.
So, did he know that you had an ex in jail before you got him, you know, he fell into the trap?
He had a wife when I met him.
Wait, what?
He had a wife when I met him.
What?!
It be like that sometimes.
When you meet your soulmate, you can't help me.
Yo, what the hell?
When you meet your soulmate, Twin Flames, she died from cancer.
She has a reality TV show.
Twin Flames are real.
Soulmates are real.
Everyone has a divine masculine to their divine feminine.
That's just facts.
This is scary.
And to be honest, if I'm being 100% honest, I was his side chick.
I met him in October.
She asked for a divorce in November.
She left November 6th.
I moved in November 7th.
She died in February, but in February she had stage 4 cancer.
And she said she was coming back.
I got pregnant in January.
February she said she was coming back and guess what?
She died.
I never had to leave my spot.
And guess what?
He told me.
He told me, bitch, if my wife come back, I'm leaving your ass.
If my wife come back, I'm leaving you.
Baby or not, bitch, I'm leaving you.
Guess what?
She died, bitch.
I never had to leave.
God spoke, bro.
She prayed for her nigga back.
I prayed that nigga don't ever leave me, dog.
That's God, y'all.
That's God himself.
And that's the real truth.
God chose for him.
God chose for him.
It's crazy as it sounds.
God chose for him.
Who's God's favorite?
God's favorite's right here.
You're on hell, man.
I'm doing too much.
Okay.
I said what I said and I ain't taking it back.
I prayed that that man don't never leave me and I ain't got to do no baby mama drama.
Period.
Pray is powerful.
Okay.
All right.
Let me, uh...
Pray it works.
Pray, bitches.
Pray.
Chris.
What?
Moe going to hell, bro.
I know he is going to hell.
Moe did it.
Moe did it.
All right.
It's his fault.
Uh...
Yo, let's go 50 and up from this point forward.
Yo, girl in the yellow jacket, shut yo ratchet ass up.
This is from Jaleel.
God bless you.
Out here looking like if Marge Simpson and Great Dane had a baby, you can't undo being a 304 because your body's been ran through more than the Olympic tracks in Usain Bolt's prime.
WFNF, W Hijabi.
You have anything you want to say back to him?
You need better jokes and only God can judge.
Who are you?
I'm sure you've sinned more than the average Joe.
Who's Joe?
The Boulder says, Myron, I just watched an old FNF Daytime episode where you discussed geopolitics with the U.S. Weapons Inspector for Iraq from 1990-2000 on the de-civilization of the Middle East after 2001.
Any plans to do more high-key episodes like this was incredible.
Yeah, we will.
Don't worry.
And just so you guys know, a quick announcement.
Vivek can't come on Monday because he's in Iowa.
And as you guys know, there was a school shooting there and a couple...
A lot going on.
Yeah, a lot going on in Iowa right now.
You know me and her graduating?
Hold on, hold on, let me finish.
Oh, sorry.
So, yeah, there was a shooting there.
I think a sixth grader was killed, tragically.
So, a lot of stuff going on in Iowa right now, guys.
So, we'll reschedule it and try to make it happen for y'all in the future.
But right now, I know Trump's up there in Iowa.
We're supposed to actually have...
A guest come in today as well for that, but everyone's in Iowa right now for the GOP. So, yeah.
But don't worry, guys.
We'll make it happen in the future.
But yeah, man.
They're on a campaign trail.
It's an election year, so crazy shit going on in Iowa right now.
Okay, Haram goes.
Haram!
The bitch of fake Muslim and Myron tell that bitch to down from fresh to shut the fuck up.
Why y'all gotta call me a bitch, though?
Your mama.
I don't have nothing to say to that.
Like, it's my first day being Muslim.
God bless you.
All right.
All praises to the Mosai.
The tech boy goes, females will always have problems with men.
Think about it.
All their problems start with men.
Menstrual cycle, menstrual cramps, mental breakdown, and finally menopause.
Myra, did you see when dude attacked a female judge in Las Vegas?
Oh, yes.
My thoughts?
No, I didn't see that.
I saw it.
That was crazy.
That was messed up.
That was messed up.
We can do it when we get a rumble.
Okay, Baby Ears goes, WBigMo, to losing all that weight, he had evolved into MediumMo.
Also, ladies, name three countries.
Let's test your knowledge on geometry.
Okay.
Geography.
Geography.
He said geometry to be funny.
It's an inside joke.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, we'll start here with you.
Name three countries, please.
Me.
Yes.
Kenya, Morocco, Zimbabwe.
Okay, cool.
Oh, and the rules, you can't name Mexico, United States, or Canada, or the country that you're from.
And you can't say what the other girl said.
Yeah, and you can't name what the other girl said.
It's okay, there's still like 170 girls.
What about you?
Italy, France, Spain.
Alright Good job Come on Kayla Kayla You in college girl Don't do that Kayla Let's go Bubbles It's bubbles What do you mean?
Bubbles It's bubbles in the house Guys guys guys guys What she's naming Everyone has to be Everyone has to be quiet Everyone has to be quiet when she's going.
I don't want to embarrass myself.
We believe in you, Kayla.
You got it.
Three countries.
Now, don't think too hard.
Ukraine?
Yeah.
Can't name that.
Well, actually, we'll give it to you because that's fine.
Because you're not from there.
Two more, two more.
Ireland?
Yes.
You're from there.
Can't name that.
Two more.
Rome?
Yeah.
Okay, what else?
Greece?
It was the question mark behind those.
Rome is a city in Italy, but that's fine.
What about you, three countries?
Russia, Japan, Brazil.
European girls, it's always easy for them.
What about you?
Venezuela, China, Korea.
Which Korea?
South Korea.
What about you?
North Korea?
Africa?
South Africa?
Africa?
Which one is this?
Whichever one's the right one in Brazil?
She said whichever one's the right one.
Alright, give us a third because you couldn't give a good answer.
One more.
Alright, article.
You got this, Queen.
South Africa.
Vacations.
South Africa.
Is that your final answer?
Yes, yes.
Alright.
Good job.
Almost didn't get it.
She was on the ropes.
She was close.
She was on the fucking ropes, man.
All right, Super Smash 304s goes back to Spice It Up.
Super Smash in the 304s from Left of Fresh.
Death Metal 1, Blind 304, Bum 1, Ukraine Dorito 3, Jimbrough 1, The Smart Brianna 4, Plantation Puerto Rican 304 2.
What was it?
Wait, so hold on.
Who's death metal?
I heard 304 too.
Damn, I'm second.
Okay, so he called you death metal?
We're both 304s.
Hey, 304.
Happiness over everything, baby.
I'm 304 squared.
Happiness over everything.
Anything else?
Okay.
Okay, we got...
No, we're going 20 and up, right?
Or no, 50 and up.
From this point, 50 and up.
Okay, but all the guys, as usual, we're going to only read 50 and up from this point forward, but the chats that came up before will be shown on screen, and we'll read the 21s that came in from before.
Our voice goes, women only turn to God once the devil is done playing with them.
Not true.
Not true.
God can put a halo on anybody.
He said women only turn to God when the devil's done playing with the devil.
For me, I wasn't done playing with the devil.
We was playing together, but I did realize I don't know how to pray.
I don't know how to talk to God.
I have no relationship.
So that's really why I turned to it.
I was still planning on doing all the fuckery I was doing.
I just wanted to talk to God while I was doing it.
So I went to church to learn how to pray and learn some scripture.
And then I cut everything off slowly but surely.
See, not me.
I was raised Roman Catholic.
And so I grew up in the church.
But that religion is very...
That religion is for people scared to go to hell.
I've been to hell already.
Period.
Spirituality is for people who have been to hell already.
Yeah, yeah.
Not afraid of the demons.
Okay, so what'd you see in hell?
Demons.
It's right here.
Demons, yeah.
They run rampant.
They taking kids through sex trafficking.
Yeah, straight up.
They doing a lot.
You're a shadow worker.
What else did you say?
You're a shadow worker.
And I'm a light worker.
The elites are very adorable.
Wait, wait, wait.
Who was in there?
Who was in where?
In hell.
Dead people, right?
Damn right.
Do you recognize anybody?
No.
I mean, I got angels.
I got angels.
I'm protected by the most high and my angels are gangster as fuck.
They got my back all the way, all the way.
Okay, question for you.
Yeah.
Is Paul Walker in hell or heaven?
Oh, I don't know.
He's white.
We don't know.
Why are we indicating a factor of him having sex with me?
I can't get confirmation.
I can let you know, but I mean...
Biggie Smalls is definitely in heaven.
Why Paul Walker?
Michael Jackson is in heaven.
Why do you think Paul Walker?
Yo, but why Paul Walker specifically?
Michael Jackson is a Virgo just like me.
Yeah, real shit.
This is great, bro.
Why Paul Walker?
Michael Jackson was a misunderstood motherfucker.
Okay, hold up.
And he was a Virgo.
He's a legend.
Legend in the streets, of course.
He never had a childhood.
Tell me more.
He never had a childhood.
What else about Paul Walker, though?
Because there's some weird fucking shit about him.
I don't know about Paul Walker.
You don't have to tap in and ask God.
She knows about Paul Walker.
He likes little girls.
Guys, guys, guys.
He likes little girls.
Oh, then that's why he's gone.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Look, man.
If you guys are going to talk, it's got to be one microphone at a time.
You guys are all talking over each other.
The audience is getting extremely annoyed.
This is not a regular conversation.
It's a podcast.
When you all talk over each other, no one knows what the fuck anyone is saying.
Please talk only when spoken to so that we can answer the question and get to the point.
Did you have something you want to say?
Hold on.
Let's go to Rumble before we get into this because I'm going to go in on this chick right now.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
So guys, we're going to go ahead and transition over to Rumble.
Come on over.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit.
All y'all ninjas, come on over.
But yeah, we got...
The good Lord has spoken.
The good Lord.
Okay.
Let's go to Rumble.
All right.
This has just been...
I'm just taking notes at this point, man.
This has been very interesting.
Panel.
Y'all are all friends?
Are you crying?
You're good, man?
We are now.
We're friends, not bitches.
You guys are hilarious, by the way.
You're really funny.
Please.
We need our own podcast.
Come on over and enjoy.
Hey.
Okay.
So, you saw Heaven and Hell, right?
Yeah.
Question for you.
If I'm a person that wants to go to Heaven, what do I have to do?
Repent.
What else?
Meditate.
What else?
Do the self-work.
Love yourself first before anything.
Whatever negative thoughts come to your head, turn them positive.
Pray.
Drink water.
Don't eat processed foods.
Don't eat McDonald's.
Don't eat jail food.
No McDonald's?
Nah.
Wait.
Keep your channel clear, baby.
If I eat McDonald's, I'll go to hell.
I mean, that's human meat.
So who told you this information, by the way?
Can I interject?
Go ahead.
To me, to get to heaven.
Okay, so they say God lives inside of you.
So I feel like if God lives inside of you, this is his house.
You should keep it clean, as in what you eat, what you say, what you do, how you act, how you leave the world, don't litter, shit like that.
Like, move how you think God would move, pretty much.
And that's the easiest way to get to heaven.
So you agree with her, right?
Um...
Because one of you is right.
Like, they don't have the McDonald's shit.
Like, you know, I'm not going to eat McDonald's every day.
No, no, but the point is...
But if one day I eat some fries, I ain't going to hell.
Oh, yeah.
I don't think nothing she said was wrong.
I think what she said was right.
It's all about yourself.
But to bring it to you, God lives in me.
So you're telling God that you understand heaven better than him?
Is that what you're saying?
I don't believe in heaven or hell.
I feel like I can create my heaven here on earth and I feel like I'm already in hell.
You can't.
You cannot.
But you know when people say like when you go to heaven you get a mansion and all that shit.
I could get a mansion now.
I could get money now.
I could get whatever they're trying to promise you in heaven.
I could get it right.
I have it right now.
So what the fuck is heaven?
So I have heaven right now.
But wait, what is heaven for you?
What does heaven look like?
So you're a creator, right?
You can create life.
Oh yeah.
Yes.
I have.
Three times already.
So, hold on.
So you can create God's teachings, right?
I can create God's teachings?
No.
You said you can determine heaven and hell.
You can't.
It's already there.
When you're born, you know right from wrong.
Like, you're born, you know not to kill your fucking mom.
You have God in you, not all you.
Exactly.
So you already know.
That funny feeling when you shouldn't be doing some shit, that's God.
Yeah, but you cannot believe.
You can't believe in God, but you don't believe in heaven and hell and angels and demons.
That's Christianity.
I'm not Christian anymore.
So you believe heaven is like you go out, you die and you go into the sky.
I believe in reincarnation.
I believe in reincarnation.
So you're not saying reincarnation.
Stop, stop, stop.
The point is, is that you can't say these things with a direction or a common compound foundation to say these things.
You're saying you're a creator, but you're not.
You can have kids.
That's it.
You're saying McDonald's sends you to hell.
I didn't say McDonald's sends you to hell.
You just did.
That's not what I said.
I think what you meant is that it muddies your channel to be able to be connected to the higher forces.
Let me explain something to you.
I'm not God, so I don't get to say who goes where.
But she's saying it.
Well, that's her.
I'm myself.
We're different.
See, this is the problem.
You have two different ideals here, which is fine, but somebody's wrong.
Of course.
Why does someone have to be wrong, though?
There's right and wrong meaning it's wrong to kill your mom.
That's right and wrong.
You either put your mom up here or you put your mom on the level that I'm at.
My mentality is different.
This is very important.
Who determines what's right and wrong?
Truth.
Truth.
Truth is the sum.
Only God.
So if God determines what's right and wrong...
Karma's real.
Are you God?
No.
You gonna ask me?
Yeah.
We are expressions of God.
I'm not God.
I'm God-ist.
I'm done.
I'm done, bro.
I'm God-ist.
Yo, this is crazy, bro.
No, only God has the final say-so.
That's why we let go, let God, because there's nobody else that can dictate our love.
No, we are free from our expressions of God.
We are expressions of God.
And you say, how do we know what's right and wrong?
I say, truth is the sum of all possible perspectives.
And everything is God.
I mean, everything is creation to me.
It's not about...
Everything is connected.
Everything is leading to something else, which is leading...
I mean, we're all gonna, like, blast off into whatever.
And for me...
I mean, hey, we're talking about it?
Like, what you mean?
I mean, you think it'll blast off into whatever.
It'll blast off into whatever.
To me, it is.
It's the abyss of God's creation.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
This is the issue.
I have angels that literally talk to me.
I do, too.
I have angels.
No, but love.
Angels are God, and that is creation.
We are talking.
I digress, then.
You guys spoke about your ideals, right?
I digress.
This is the truth.
You're all wrong.
We're all wrong because we're human.
We have no fucking idea what's going on.
You can't have inner understanding without both sides of perspective.
You have to overspend.
I just said truth is the sum of all possible perspectives so that means I actually do have inner understanding of anything.
You don't even know What happens after life and death?
Do you?
I do.
How can I know?
No one knows.
That's the point.
Oh, I do.
You don't know anything.
Yes, I did.
Until you're told.
No, I know, and I was told.
No one can say that.
I was told, too.
You know what?
You guys, you got it.
I didn't say anything.
Can I say something?
I have no idea.
Bro, this is crazy.
I was trying to have some reason here.
Look up Forbidden Knowledge on Instagram.
Go holla at that man and tell me what you see after you hear him.
Spirituality and religion are two different things.
We're all spiritual beings, but it's who's spiritually in tune right now.
Listen, you were born in this century, right?
Yes.
So you can't possibly know from the very beginning what was there.
You have to be taught...
How to read, how to pray to God, how to be a woman of God, right?
So the point is, you can't be a creator if you never created the thing you learned from.
But where do you think creation comes from?
You think people just thought of Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger?
You think people just thought of the iPhone?
It was inspired by what?
By God.
A thought that was put by who?
God.
Who lives inside you, gives you all your thoughts.
You said God talks to you, right?
Yeah, he does.
I feel like Bruce Almighty.
I told you that earlier.
He talked to me too.
Confirmation after confirmation.
So you mentioned God told you how to get to heaven, right?
Mm-hmm.
No McDonald's.
I mean, that's just my feeling.
Be mindful of what you put in your body.
You know that something's just about keeping your chair clear.
I agree.
But the point is, your inspiration is coming from the wrong place.
It's not, though.
Who are you to tell me where my inspiration comes from?
Your inspiration came from straight from God, she says.
You're projecting your insecurities onto me.
I can't tell you how I feel about things because it's relevant.
I can only tell you what's been before me.
You can only tell me what you know.
No, no.
What is there before all of us?
You can tell me what you know.
You can't tell me what I know.
Which is his words.
You know his words through how you know them.
I know them how he speaks to me.
No, no, you're basing it off of like a historical, like tangible perspective.
She's saying it from like this internal intuition, the spiritual frequency.
Before there was language, there was body language.
That gut feeling, that's all you really needed.
You never needed a book or anything.
The book.
Since you.
You never needed that book.
If that was never the Bible, you would do it not to kill your mother.
You don't need a Bible to tell you that.
You know right from wrong.
It's about your intuition.
Because God's already in you.
Tell you what the fuck to do.
The point is, you're going to sin other ways that you have no idea about.
Because the devil is real.
And if you have a bad feeling about it, then you wouldn't do it.
The devil and demons are real.
Like if right now someone says, take a shot.
Question.
And I know I don't feel right about it.
I'm not going to take the shot.
I don't need no one to tell me nothing about it.
How many people are on here right now?
Is debating about faith a sin or no?
No.
In what religion?
Debating?
In this one I'm in now?
How do we determine by faith?
In the one I'm in now, I can't even be talking to you right now.
But I'm saying like...
True.
It's my first day.
I can do what the fuck I want to do.
Maybe you're supposed to stand for something.
There's 23,000 people on here.
In real life though, us talking about things, that's how...
The world wouldn't have no fucking war or none of that shit.
People just talk.
That's what we're doing.
I just want the audience to see how delusional women can be.
Holy water.
How about spirituality?
Go get it out!
Because ultimately...
You're all wrong.
We said we were all wrong.
By the way, I'm not right.
Yeah, you see how you get to seal it up?
Truth is the sum of all possible perspectives.
Before we were even born.
Exactly, and we don't know it.
How do you think we were all created?
We don't.
Go to love.
His question sounds like, how do you know what's true and what's not true?
Do you get what I'm saying here?
No, but it sounds like you're saying, how do you know what's true?
Like, how do we know what she's saying?
You know, because when you go through it, you reach a certain level of enlightenment.
But no, no, no, can I ask What's your religion?
Do you have one?
Are you religious?
Do you believe in God?
Are you spiritual?
I'm not practicing my religion.
What is it?
But I'm giving you a general consensus of what it should be.
So you don't believe in heaven or hell?
What is your religion?
You don't believe in heaven or hell.
I do.
So how do you believe in heaven and hell and don't believe in angels and demons?
I wouldn't know his religion.
What's your religion if you have one?
I'm God.
One at a time.
I'm just telling you guys.
You're telling me I'm wrong though.
How do you believe in heaven or hell?
I said we're all wrong.
What's your religion?
No, but I'm not wrong.
I know I'm not wrong.
I know you're not wrong either.
Hold on though.
God bless you.
What's your religion?
McDonald's.
You didn't agree.
No, what is your religion?
McDonald's is me not wanting to eat that shit and put it in my body.
We need to pass a baton because I can't even have a conversation.
The summary here is that all of your findings, for example, opinions, is irrelevant.
Until you look at the book, see what the book says.
Have you looked at the book?
Are you Christian?
Wait, can I talk to you?
You can't determine...
Let me talk to you.
What's wrong with having a guideline from God himself to determine what that is.
So you need a guideline, right?
So you need to be guided.
Can I ask a question?
You as a dominant man need to be guided by something else?
We all need to be guided.
God, man, woman, and the kids.
And you can agree that everyone is guided differently.
We're all guided and we should, as long as it is through the source of love, everyone is created differently, we will be guided differently because we will be guided by different paths.
Exactly.
Universal law is the only law that makes sense in every language you say it in.
Law of attraction.
What you put out is what you get back.
Point blank.
Period.
You can say it in Chinese, Creole, French, whatever.
But you're also assuming that we even know the answers.
Like you're saying, oh, we're wrong.
We have all these very confident answers.
We're students.
I'm just a human on this planet.
I don't.
God has got that I'm not spewing anything.
It's pure love.
God is the most...
That's all I know.
You don't know what you're saying right now.
I'm an educated...
I'm 28 years old.
What do you mean I don't know?
You're a stripper, nigga!
Yeah, but I used to be a stripper!
What the fuck is wrong being a stripper?
What the fuck?
Yeah, but what does that mean?
What is you used to be?
The fucking weirdo?
I have a massive platform.
Aren't you a trick though?
Is that a play for pussy?
Hold on, hold on.
Bring it down.
Shut the fuck up.
Bring it down.
I'm asking.
Is this what you had to do?
It ain't tricking if you got it, but are you?
Everybody pays for pussy some way or the other.
No, I'm asking.
You insinuated that.
I didn't insinuate anything.
Why are you asking that?
Because you said she's a stripper, so what are you?
No, but we weren't even talking about that.
Why did you have to take it there?
We couldn't just have an intellectual conversation.
We couldn't just have an intellectual conversation.
You had to say, oh.
No, I'm a fucking stripper for three months.
I don't know.
You tell me.
You trick off some type of way, don't you?
No, no, no.
You act like I'm insulted by a man.
You're the man with the plan.
So you tell me.
What's the trick?
You got all the answers you got, apparently.
I can't hear him.
You seem like you got all the answers.
Everybody relax.
Let's reboot.
It was a religious debate, so I was like, let's see what happens here.
Can we talk about polygamy?
Can we talk about polygamy?
Where's your logic?
I'm trying to find your logic.
I think what he was trying to say was, what he's saying is that it's hypocritical for you to talk about God, but then be a stripper is what he was trying to say there.
Right, but that's because he's perceiving the definition of whatever he has thought.
No, no, no.
In the Bible, God sat with the robbers, the stealers, the rapists.
Okay.
I'm just telling you where that came from.
God sat with the sinners.
I'm just telling you where it came from.
Yes, it's hypocritical because from your perspective, right, you're perceiving it that if a woman is doing such scantily clad things that she is exiled from all sources of love and creation.
But you talk about the Bible, but the Bible says Jesus ate with the sinners.
Hold on, can you please stop interrupting for two seconds?
You don't actually know why I'm diving into these realms.
First of all, I'm about to be funded by a proprietary firm making $20,000 a month.
I'm not right now.
I don't give a fuck.
I said I don't give a fuck.
I'm reiterating.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm a fucking stripper.
I'll probably go after this and I'll go take all my fucking clothes off.
I get it.
That's not tasteful for you guys, of course, for the stance you're taking.
No, he's simply saying that it's hypocritical for you to talk about these things.
I'm working in the shadow realm.
I see God in these places and she does too.
There's a lot of witchcraft in these dark realms.
There is a lot of witchcraft.
She knows because she was a dancer.
We're just going to move on from this topic.
Spanish girls do witchcraft.
We're going to move on from this topic.
I bring the light into the shadow.
I bring the light into the shadow, period.
There's a vast difference in religion, belief systems, etc.
And everyone is going to have their own belief system, so it is what it is.
We'll just move on.
Girls, girls, girls.
We're just going to move on.
Next topic.
So what's up next?
More chats?
Yeah.
Okay.
Mara talks about these 304s and never lies.
If her father never stayed in her life, then why should I?
A 304's nature is foolish, but her corruption is smart.
Move her precision or your life shall fall apart.
My daddy's still in my life.
Thank you, God.
Yo, where's the asteroid?
There's definitely going to be a castle tonight.
Bruh.
Amen.
What's a castle?
I've heard that multiple times.
Don't worry about it.
You don't want to know.
You guys should have Bradley Martin on for a fitness episode.
It would be nice to have him on.
Also fresh.
What have you been eating?
Your shit stinks.
Clean me, nigga.
That's fresh as toilet.
Okay.
IRS goes, official IRS rating starting from Pastor Fresh.
Rancid Titty Milk 3.
Arlong from One Piece 3.
Fresh douse this broad in holy water.
Ukraine 4.
Kayla 5.
Albino Selena Gomez 5.
Sharmuta 4.
Mohammed grabbed the skimitar and text her aloha.
Which one am I? Albino Selena Gomez?
Thank God God loves me.
Thank God God has the final say-so.
And not these weirdos.
Amen.
Okay, I'll take that.
Darkly...
No, oh, Diego304lover goes, Myron, I'm 30 and I'm dating a 19-year-old Ukrainian girl.
Body count of one, I can tell.
Why can't I be okay with this?
Should I get over it or keep trying to find a virgin?
And then he gives an Instagram.
Bro, that's on you, man.
That's really on you.
Why do you want a virgin?
What's so good about a virgin?
Darkly Dreamin' goes, don't know...
Stop, ladies.
What's worse, Psycho Trace Ross fighting demons or a stripper in denial enabling that shit?
No, her energy, though.
What energy?
Schizophrenia?
I've been to the psych ward and I know I'm sane as shit.
You heard me?
Gaz goes, yo, these three of fours are hearing the devil, and were you at the hospital spawn camping a child?
Oh my god.
What the fuck, bro?
Yo.
Okay, three diggers goes, fuck it, castle everyone, even the girls who aren't saying shit.
Yo, what are y'all thoughts on this thing?
You guys haven't said much.
You two.
I'm not religious whatsoever.
Yes, we need to change the topic.
Yeah, let's just change the topic.
Guys, guys, guys, relax.
You guys already talked enough.
What about you?
No comment.
No comment on anything?
Okay.
I just want to give them an opportunity to say something.
What do you think?
I'm also not religious, that's why I was not saying anything.
Alright.
We got here, Icy Sidesooth.
Hey Yellow slash Tayshaun Prince, if you haven't been castled by this time, can black people be racist?
Yes.
Yes.
Does everyone know the definition of racism?
I don't care what it is.
To think your race is dominant in everyone.
So I'm racist.
I feel like the black race is the most dominant, best race.
There's melanin in your cell phones.
We got melanin.
We're the dominant race.
Let's just be honest.
There's melanin in your cell phones?
Yeah, those microchips in your cell phones have melanin in them.
Who else got melanin?
One, two, three, four.
We're the most dominant ones here at this table right now.
So I'm very racist.
What was the question?
If you don't have melanin, I'm saying you're dominant if you have melanin.
And that's what I'm saying.
This is an example of black people being racist right now.
Yeah.
Actually, yeah.
That's not what I'm talking about.
I'm not a sub...
I don't feel like...
I don't feel like they're, like, less than dirt.
I don't feel like any other racists beneath me.
I'm gonna keep going.
I'm gonna keep going here.
I'm racist as fuck.
Yeah, I'm gonna keep going.
I fuss with them now.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
Be quiet, please.
If your father and your daughter was you, would you be proud of her or would you try and sculpt her a better life?
I'd be proud of my daughter because she's with God.
She is following God's lead.
Absolutely.
Where I'm at right now, I'd be proud of my kid.
But me back in the day, nah, I'd be like, what the fuck you doing?
I'll say half-half.
I want her to get more money.
That's it.
Okay.
I predict Tayshaun Prince will be the second castle following the castle of Ho-Ram.
Chancellor Fittler, let your will be done.
Oh, he's trying to say you look like this dude.
Okay.
Fresh, get you some down dish soap to wash off that crude oil.
Frank Castle coming tonight.
Keep up to go work.
FNF, love the show.
Okay?
DTG goes, will the stank breath get Frank Castle today?
Locals, y'all better subscribe.
It's worth it.
Okay?
What are you talking about?
Everyone's forehead when words vomit out of fake Muslims' mouth.
Your delivery is funny, though.
You have anything you want to say back to them?
Let's say you're funny.
I'm a real Muslim.
I did my Shahada today.
God bless you.
Well, you are new, so.
I'm new.
I'm new to this.
I ain't true to this.
You what?
New, bitch.
Aurelian goes, Myron, tell Abdul to get the rocks for the 304 next to you.
She's talking about being a Muslim.
Mia Khalifa is more Muslim than her.
She was talking about all her whole behavior in the pre-stream with our long in the yellow degenerate behavior at its finest All right, fuck the rocks we the chat are gonna get the boulders for y'all haram ass 304s, okay?
That's Icy side two for the chicks, too Plank goes, girl in the white dress be flatter than plank.
Who's wearing a white dress?
Me.
I get it all the time.
You know.
Frank Castle incoming.
Okay.
Guess Lee goes, fights are for sports and honor.
Violence is different.
Mortal Kombat are put on the gloves.
The hood caller is making a bad defensive case for the wrong people and probably get his team killed in the COD war zone SMH. Oh, okay.
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
Question for ladies.
Do you think women deserve less than dating?
Kayla, the rules are simple.
You pull up to the crib and we blow out your back after fixing your sexual appetite.
We're taking you out to dinner.
Don't worry about Fresh's girl Ling Ling.
She forgot her bling bling.
She understands there's rules to the game when you're with a high-value man.
Yo, Chris, you go to the Grand Line to find this one or what.
The one in the yellow looks straight up like Arlong and you ain't even got to squint to see it.
Fresh look like her and tell me I'm lying.
She probably cosplaying hard enough Moe can smell the fish on her.
Chum in the waters.
That is a good comparison, man.
Oh my god.
That's funny.
Hilarious.
My question, Myra, can you recommend for anyone interested in writing for television, podcasts, or anything that helped you write and publish your book?
Just do your research, man.
Be very well-versed on a topic.
Yeah.
Hello, Martin.
I'm 18.
Just started working a blue-collar job, working 12-hour days, and just finished paying off my car.
What should I do next with my life, WFNF? And thank you for saving my life.
Hey, just keep making money, man, and save and invest.
Married 16 years, four kids.
I don't want to be monogamous to this woman anymore, but won't leave her.
Thoughts on how to work that?
She's upset, found my sin, Cheetah, but hasn't left me yet, LOL, earning 140K. What's a Sanchita?
It's a Mexican term for a side chick.
I hope she leaves you.
Can we talk about that?
No.
That's some shit I like to talk about.
I mean, yeah, side chicks.
Polygamy, side chicks.
She's got to pick one, man.
I mean, I know you don't want to leave her or whatever, but if that's what you want, then she's just got to respect that.
I mean, she hasn't left her side, so she ain't going nowhere.
You said you want to say something?
Go ahead.
Oh, homie.
I just feel like there's really no such thing as side chicks.
I feel like, scientifically, men were not meant to be with one woman.
Like, the world wouldn't even be populated if men was with women, animals, people, whatever.
And society made us do monogamy, and that's really stupid.
I let my man, my man don't got no rules.
If right now, he ain't with me right now, but if he getting his dick sucked right now, I don't give a fuck.
Really?
Don't bring me no shit back.
If you're gonna fuck the girl, put a condom.
If you're gonna get your dick sucked, get your dick sucked.
Let me know.
Send me a text.
Hey, this bitch is ready.
DTF. Because, you know, just be safe.
Like, we got kids together.
We're married.
Is he starting a business with her?
No.
Is he buying her house?
No.
He's not doing nothing with her.
Do you got his credit card?
No.
Like, so it's like, you want to suck his dick?
Have fun, bitch.
I don't want to do it.
You mentioned earlier.
I don't want to do it right now.
You told your man that he don't even know the girl.
Why is that?
I told my man what?
He don't need another girl.
He doesn't need another girl?
Yeah.
Really and truly, he doesn't want another girl.
I like girls.
I like to eat pussy.
But, I mean, if he doesn't want to, we ain't got to.
That's haram.
Haram!
I'm new to this.
I ain't true.
I'm just telling y'all.
This is my first day.
Y'all keep with the Muslim shit, but I'm being real.
I'm team Pauly.
You can't believe in God and do all that extra shit.
I'm team Pauly.
I'm going to just leave it like that.
Okay.
Alright.
You are funny, by the way.
Thank you.
My BFFTV. Follow us on IG. And I'm assuming you're closed on your end in the relationship?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I only want him.
Okay.
No other man.
Okay, if you met the man of your dreams today, could you name one attribute that would convince his mother to let him choose you over all the other women?
I believe in God.
I don't know shit.
I disagree with everything the mom says.
Yo, bro, this is hilarious, bro.
I pray.
I disagree with everything his mom says.
I make sure your son gets home safe every night.
Amen.
She didn't give a fuck about that.
How about I say, so does an Uber.
You think so?
What?
I disagree with everything the mother says and you're in there like swimwear.
What did she just say?
A Uber gets a nigga home safe.
What does that mean?
She's a black queen for real, bro.
I fuck with her.
You gotta cook, clean, suck dick.
Shut the fuck up.
How'd a city girl say it?
And you gotta swallow.
Because sucking dick ain't enough.
You gotta swallow that shit or they ain't gonna fuck with you.
Were they talking about their mama?
He said, what, you gotta commit?
Oh, my, his mama?
I didn't tell his mama you'd suck his dick.
Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're just gonna continue on.
What?
Okay, Chris, get your drunk 304 mom off the panel, bro.
She's definitely spreading herpes all over the studio, Kassler, so she can go back to the asylum before curfew.
Oh, wow.
Okay, I know you're not practicing Islam, but don't tolerate the blatant disrespect and image this 304 displaying a stuffer law.
Bro, I mean, here's the thing, man.
I am not to judge of her intent if she's going to, you know, I don't know if it's genuine or not, her conversion.
If it is, then who am I to fucking judge, bro?
It's my first date, y'all.
That's between her and God.
That's not my place to step in and be like, oh, you're not a real believer or some shit like that.
Like, that's not my business.
There's some trolls in costume here tonight.
Ask the Allah Akbar chick if she's still on the show to provide examples how her man leads.
Examples of how my man leads?
Yes.
Okay, he pays all the bills for me.
He leads us in, like, ventures, like buying our house, buying our land.
About 30 acres in fucking Georgia right now.
What does he do for work?
He's a welder.
Okay.
Yeah, and he's just, like, really smart with his money.
And I don't know what else to say.
Like, he takes my kids in.
He leads them.
I don't have to discipline.
I literally just have to cook, clean, and be a woman.
That's it.
So he leads in every other way.
Okay.
And I shut the fuck up when he talking.
Okay.
I'm getting down syndrome listening to this panel.
I wouldn't even let my dick occupy the same airspace as these bitches.
P.S. Miss Counterfeit Muslim, there's no reset bond on her virginity.
I guess she said that earlier.
That girl two down from fresh is one of them aliens everybody spotted at the mall.
As long as you know they real though.
As long as you know they real though.
I don't think you're an alien though.
I'm not from this earth.
Oh, let me just finish.
Ladies, you're with the man of your dreams, but he gets a bad vibe from your best friend and doesn't want you to associate with her anymore.
My man.
Thank you to my man.
Guys, guys, let me fucking please finish the goddamn thing, man.
Sorry, sorry.
Ukraine is gone.
Ukraine is leaving?
Yeah, she wasn't here anymore.
Damn.
So it's a castle.
Yeah, South Castle.
I mean, I get it, though.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't get mad at her, bro.
Why she don't want to be here?
I don't get it.
We was really nice to her, though.
She was talking to nobody.
It's overwhelming.
Ukraine, it's gone like how she left our country.
She was boring anyway.
Chris!
When times gets rough, they leave.
Alright, so ladies, you're with the man of your dreams, but he gets a bad vibe from your best friend and doesn't want you to associate with her anymore.
Who are you choosing and you can't use?
It depends as an answer.
So we can start here and then, or actually we can start here and then work our way.
Who are you choosing, your guy or your best friend?
My best friend.
Damn.
Okay.
Why your best friend?
Personally, I would just say that because I haven't had a man show me a lot of things, so I don't know.
The example is a guy of her dreams, right?
Yeah, a guy of your dreams.
Yeah, but I'm bisexual.
I don't know what that means.
You fuck your best friend?
No.
So why are you mentioning you're bisexual?
Because my sex tolerance is very low, so that's not important to me.
So I don't care about who I fuck.
That's not important to me.
But it's a man of your dreams, so he obviously provides value outside of just sex.
Yeah.
I'm saying I don't value sex as a lot, so my best friend can do things- Security, safety, everything.
Not literally the same thing, but- He's your dream guy, girl.
Yeah.
Like your dream fucking guy.
I'm going to say best friend.
I'm going to just say that.
She don't know who her dream guy is.
Yeah, I've never- Honestly, yeah.
No.
So I'm going to say best friend.
For now, I'm going to say best friend.
Even though it might sound crazy.
No, it's fine.
It's just that your rationalizations for the best friend don't make sense.
That's why I'm asking you to clarify.
Because you're saying, oh, well, sex isn't that important to me or whatever, and I'm bisexual.
But I'm like, wait, hold on.
But you mentioned sex.
You just asked me if I fucked my best friend.
Because you said you're bisexual.
Your first response was, I'm bisexual, so it doesn't matter.
Because I said that I've never experienced that feeling with a man, so I don't know what that means.
So I brought that up as a reference, and then you asked me if I fucked my best friend, so I said no.
Because you said you're bisexual.
So that's why I was like...
Okay, it's fine.
We'll just move on.
Sorry.
Alright.
Okay, you're adjusting that.
What about you?
Wait, can you restate the question?
It's, you're with the man of your dreams, but he doesn't like your best friend.
He doesn't want you to associate with her anymore.
Who are you choosing?
If it's the man of my dreams, probably him.
Okay.
What about you?
My man.
Okay.
What about you?
Me?
A man of my dreams.
Okay, well, I guess, I don't know, it's tough.
Like, you need context.
Why does he not want to, like, what's his perspective on the best friend?
Because, like, I'm setting a precedent here if I'm deciding.
Let's say he just doesn't like her behavior.
He doesn't like her behavior.
He doesn't want to associate with her anymore.
Right, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna still, you know.
Your best friend?
I'm not, I don't know.
Would you go behind his back?
Uh, go behind his back now, because I don't believe in that.
It's either you're single or not.
You just tell him what it is.
I just say, yeah, I mean, I don't see, yeah, I'm setting a precedent that I need to, like, eliminate certain things and conform to certain things in my life in order to, you know, have his approval.
So, I would say the best friend.
But I don't know.
Like, I've never been in the position either, so I can't, like, really have a definitive clue.
I've never been in that situation.
Wow.
Alright.
What about you?
Oh, my man, 100%.
Okay.
Very, very interesting.
Okay, and then we got here, Pepin goes, castle the whole panel, and stuff for Allah.
I guess some of them are really pressed.
These hoes are whack.
Let's just all go to bed.
Goddamn.
Nighty night.
Damn.
Freshman saved me from deleting myself, but watching this panel has made me rethink my decision.
Oh my God, this is painful.
Love you guys.
Girl 2 down from fresh looks like she took two or three frying pans to the face.
God damn, Jason.
Don't let the looks fool you right now.
I know how to spice it up.
Alright.
Interesting.
What else do we got here?
What was that?
You have one more?
Okay.
So ladies, do you have any questions for the people?
For the guys?
Would you choose your best friend over your girl?
Your girl got a bad vibe about this one over here.
Would you choose him or your girl?
What do you think?
I don't fucking know I'm asking you.
Friend?
You got bros before hoes.
But this is your dream girl.
She suck your dick, she swallow.
She put it in her ass.
You want to hear a joke?
No.
There's many.
There's many what?
There's only one really good friend that I have.
But you never heard of your girl as your best friend?
I mean, she could be, but she wouldn't be.
So I'm saying your dream girl.
She's your best friend.
She does everything you want.
The same scenario.
Your dream girl.
As a guy, a girl can't really be your best friend because on the level, for example, of brotherhood, she doesn't understand my struggle or my lifestyle.
But you're a Christian.
You're supposed to choose your wife.
Y'all supposed to choose each other over everybody.
And maybe a Muslim, he can choose his Muslim brother over me.
Well, you said girlfriend first.
You didn't say wife.
Wife.
Sorry.
This girl's your dream girl.
She's gonna be your wife if she's your dream girl.
The point is, is that at any day, here's my back.
What if your wife have your back?
Your girl got your back.
She can too.
But to what extent?
But I'm saying, she the one who gonna give you kids.
She the one who you build in life with.
You can't fuck him.
He ain't gonna suck your dick.
He ain't gonna give you kids.
She could also leave when she gets bored, like Ukraine.
You could leave when you get bored, but y'all choosing each other.
You putting all this extra stuff.
It's your dream girl, and she's amazing.
Most niggas ain't leaving.
She ain't leaving their girl.
None of that.
She loyal.
She loyal.
She does everything amazing.
She's your 100% girl, but she got a bad feeling about buddy over here.
Like, what you doing?
That was the question.
Okay, look, I answered it for you.
I answered it for you.
I'll answer for her as well.
Men are the authority.
Women are the subordinates.
That's how it goes.
Your girl can't tell you what you can and can't do.
That's just not how this goes.
I'll let that slide.
I guess.
What do you have to say about it?
Like you said, you want a man that leads you, right?
Of course.
So what the hell would I look like taking your opinions on my friend seriously?
I'm the man.
I'm the leader.
I'm the protector.
I'm the provider.
So therefore, I'm the authority.
So what I say goes.
What you say, eh.
It's not really that important.
I'll take your opinion.
Men and women aren't equal at all.
What I'm trying to say is that your scenario here doesn't exist because a dream woman is submissive and knows her place.
You're right.
So she's not going to sit there and tell you, I don't like your friend.
I don't give a fuck what you like.
What is her place though?
Her place is to be a subordinate to a man.
Yeah, we talk in general.
So you're saying, like, be submissive to the man, correct?
Yes, that's how it's always worked.
Men lead, women follow.
Right.
So what if a woman's not designed in such a form?
Say that again.
What if a woman is what?
You know, what if, you know, for example, like, my dad's a 6'5 lumberjack, my mom's 5'2.
She's been like, she's a sort of a, you know, she's a, has a domineering energy about her.
So, um, but their dynamic has worked flawlessly through, you know, they've been married for what, 25 years now.
And she's, my dad respects the fact that my mom can be this sort of like all, you know, full spectrum.
So you're telling me that you're, who's the breadwinner in the family?
Who's the breadwinner?
Oh, my dad, the.
My mom has three degrees.
She's like, my both.
They have a big business.
I mean, they have a thriving business.
They have a thriving business now.
And the reason why they've been married for so long, my dad hasn't cheated, hasn't ever even considered the possibility, and he never would, is because his heart is open.
There's absolutely no fraction of a trust.
So you're telling me that you're- Hold on, hold on, hold on.
So you're telling me that your mom runs that relationship and she wears the pants and it's not your father?
I guess not.
That's not necessarily what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is that there's an environment created where my mom is free to be able to be opinionated, expressive, and be like a grown woman.
She's not a child.
I never said a woman.
Hold on.
I can't pretend.
Stop.
Stop for two seconds.
I didn't say that.
What I said was the man is the authority, the woman is the submissive.
You immediately conflated that with she's a child, no opinion, etc.
What I said is that at the end of the day, the man is the leader and has the final decision.
I'm not saying her opinion is completely irrelevant, but what I am saying is that the man is the final decision maker.
Right, so that's not my perspective, but yeah.
Well, what you were saying, because then I asked you, I was like, okay, well, that's not how my relationship, that's not my parents' relationship.
And I was like, well, who's the leader in the parents' relationship?
Does your mom, does she wear the pants?
And you said no.
So that means that your father does, correct?
No, no, no, no.
There is no leader.
It's sort of just a team.
And they've stayed together for as long as possible.
Every team has a coach.
Every team has a president.
Every team has an owner at the end of the day.
Men and women are not equal.
And that's a faulty mindset.
How is it faulty?
They've been married for like 25 years.
What I'm telling you is that you probably don't know, but there is a leader in that dynamic to some degree.
Someone has to have more power than the other for anything to work.
There's no such thing as equality, especially when it comes to relationships.
As long as the man knows how to lead, there should be no problem following.
But the blind can't lead the blind.
You don't like the term submissive.
You don't like the term power.
You're more stuck up.
I am submissive in sexual forms.
I'd rather a man lead.
It's confusing for me because I do like a dominant man.
I know you're like, well, what the fuck?
But I am submissive sexually, and that's what I like.
I like a domineering man.
Stop, stop, stop.
That is precisely why women can't be decision makers.
You just contradicted yourself a thousand percent.
But you didn't let me finish my point.
No, no, no.
And I wouldn't have contradicted you.
No, no, no.
Because what you're saying is on one side, I'm telling you men are supposed to be the leader, authority, etc.
You literally just responded, yes, I'm attracted to that.
But then at the same time, you expect him to be submissive to you to some degree and you want to be submissive when you want, etc.
Let me tell you something about dominant guys.
My way or the fucking highway.
I don't care about what you think and all this other bullshit.
And this is why women stay perpetually single.
You said that you haven't been in a relationship in a very long time.
Hold on.
Chosen.
No.
Men choose their relationship.
No, trust me.
I've had multiple men come for me.
Men choose who gets a relationship.
Women choose who fucks.
Yeah, I don't want them.
So what I'm saying is that this.
What I'm telling you is that you can't have it both ways.
If you want a hyper-masculine dominant alpha type guy, I hate to use that term alpha, it comes with certain types of requirements.
That means you're going to be submissive all the time.
You're going to listen to what he wants all the time.
And this whole feminist bullshit in your head does not exist.
But I I would have to disagree with that.
Because you and him are not equal.
I had to see it with my own eyes.
I had to watch my dad not be afraid to be...
He cannot be emasculated because he's a man.
He knows it.
He's a 6'5 lumberjack.
That is precisely why your mom is with him.
I'm saying it's like men, when they're standing firm in their masculinity, it cannot be shaken.
Are you listening?
It cannot be.
Okay.
Thank you.
Other ladies at the panel see the craziness right now.
No, it's not craziness because you're thinking it's black and white.
For me, it's not.
I mean, for you, your perspective is black and white.
24-7, you need to submit.
24-7, you need to act like you don't know what's going on.
I get it.
We're counterparts.
We're not equal.
It's really about it.
Being submissive is not a bad thing.
Even the girls here at the panel are confused by what you're saying because you're saying on one end you want a dominant, assertive guy, but then at the other hand you're saying, I want to be equal to that man.
It doesn't work that way.
I never said equal.
I never used the form equal.
You said they're a team.
A team applies equality.
Team never applies equality.
There's always someone doing different things as part of the team, different dynamics in the team that make it what it is.
It's not necessarily that you're at the same playing field.
So, what I'm saying is...
No, but what I'm saying is that it's not black and white.
That's all I'm...
It's simple as that.
Life is too nuanced for that, for me, in my perspective, the way I live and the way many people lead and live their lives.
It's too nuanced for me to sit here and pretend like I have to be like...
In every dynamic of a relationship, there is a defined leader and a follower.
Okay?
And even in your own parents' situation, which you tried to bring up as an example, which actually proves my point even further, your father is the authority and the leader, and he has these masculine tendencies that your mom is attracted to, and that's why it's worked.
But I promise you, I promise you, if it was the other way around, and she was the more masculine, etc., the relationship probably would not have stood the test of time.
Do you want me to be honest with you?
She's the one who's more masculine.
What does that mean, though, to you?
She's not more masculine.
I don't mean no, no, no.
I didn't mean masculine.
No, I'm not.
I was never switching it up.
That's what I'm trying to say.
I'm saying that she's not domineering.
I'm saying she is probably more of a leader, if I'm being honest.
I kind of get what she's saying.
She's more of a leader.
I feel like she's saying, like...
Jay and Beyonce.
As far as taking care of things, organizing stuff.
I get that, but she's still submissive to what he says, because at the end of the day, he pays the bills.
Not necessarily, honestly.
It's not.
She pays the bills the same.
At the end of the day, she does what he says.
No, she doesn't, though, is the thing.
She does.
They have a conversation.
It's very confusing, by the way.
What is confusing about it?
You don't make coherent, succinct arguments whatsoever.
It's not an argument.
That's what you're trying to do.
You're trying to debate me on the authority in the relationship and where it needs to lie.
And then you're trying to make the argument for equality, but at the same time, you don't necessarily agree with equality for yourself.
And then you made an argument that your parents are in an equal relationship, but not really.
And then now you're saying your mom is dominant, but then you said my dad is hyper-masculine.
It doesn't make sense.
Nothing you say makes sense.
What are you confused about?
Like, specifically tell me, like, what is it?
You've contradicted yourself several times during the course of your arguments.
Hold on, you're saying I've contradicted myself because I believe that there are times and places where a woman can be submissive and then times when she can't be, correct?
That's why I'm contradictory?
What I am saying in general is that there always needs to be a leader and the man typically needs to have And I'm disagreeing with you there.
That's all that's happening right now.
By saying that your mom wasn't, but then she was.
There's no confusion.
So we digress and we move on.
Because then you said you disagreed.
Then you went and used your parents as an example, which actually proves my point.
How does it prove your point?
Because that's what I was trying to make point to the fact that my mother is actually more of a leader.
But you just said she wasn't, though.
No, I didn't.
You guys assumed that I said that.
No, no, no.
Backtrack the video.
You said there was no leader.
You could be dominant and submissive.
No, but you said that she was, and then you said that there's no leader.
That's what I'm saying, because it's like my dad's...
I wasn't going to underplay it like my dad's...
I asked you who wears the pants in a relationship.
I said, does your mom wear the pants?
And then you said no.
I didn't say, because she doesn't wear the pants.
It confused me.
Dad wears the pants.
No, it's not.
It's literally just that they're both doing the same thing, but in essence, my mom does more of the financial things and keeping everything organized.
My mom provides the same.
They have a business together.
I know what you're trying to say, but poor Kayla.
She's dealing with this bullshit now.
Kayla, you okay, Kayla?
I know she's in a minute.
Bubbles.
She's getting mad.
She said she was getting mad.
Again, this is the problem with feminism and this liberal mindset of...
I'm not a liberal.
Huh?
I'm not a liberal.
You're making a bunch of liberal leftist arguments right now.
There's no firm stance on anything I'm saying.
Just hold the L. Hold the L. You're wrong.
No, it's not an L. You don't have to point the finger at something.
I'm holding firmly in the stance that what I said is that I don't see that a woman is always submissive 24-7.
It's not realistic to me.
It's not human.
We are nuanced.
We are multidimensional beings.
I want to be submissive.
I want a leader.
I mean, like a strong leading man, but also I lead as well.
There are aspects where I have strengths and weaknesses.
There is a great area, but the foundation is the man leads, woman follows.
And predominantly the man leads, and with anything that's extremely important or serious, the man is the final decision maker, not the woman.
See, the problem is that you don't like, see, you got an issue with the word power, submissive, because I watch your face when I say certain words.
People don't like the submissive word.
Yeah, you do.
You don't like the terms I'm using.
I like to be submissive to a man.
Didn't I make that clear?
You don't like that word.
I like to be submissive.
No, even in written life.
No, in real life situations, like, I like to be contradicting everything you said.
No, I'm not.
You need to hear clearly what I'm saying.
I said, it's not black and white.
It's nuanced.
I like to be submissive in certain occasions, but not 24-7.
That's all we're saying here.
If you can't be submissive, you'll never get married.
I said I'd like to be submissive.
Honestly, I keep it a thousand with you.
This is why you've been single for so long.
Dominant guys are not gonna sit here and argue with you.
They're just gonna be like, yo.
Like, you're annoying.
I'm just gonna sell you the dream.
I've literally had dozens of dudes approach me, like, trying to be with me long-term.
The fact that you're gonna say that...
Yo, are you single?
This is why.
Are you single?
Yes, and that's good for me, because I can fuck many bitches, but you can't get a man, so...
Hey, I fuck many bitches.
Yes, I know.
They fuck you and pump you.
Hell yeah, motherfucker.
They don't dump me.
They don't dump me.
I dump them.
What the fuck you mean?
That's not what she said.
That's hilarious.
Yes, I haven't been in a relationship in 10 years.
No, because you're upset.
Did you hear me?
Did you hear what you just said?
You said you want to fuck a bunch of girls and leave them.
Maybe I want to fuck a bunch of men and leave them.
That's why I'm fucking single.
Bro, you don't know who the fuck I am.
I'm built different.
Oh yeah, you're okay.
So if that's the case, if you're built that different and you don't care, how many sexual partners have you had?
I have a body count.
I have like 42, I think.
43?
42, 43?
No, I know exactly how many.
Okay, so you've had sex with 42 men.
If you could go back and get rid of all those bodies and just be a one dream guy, which one would you prefer?
What you have now or being with one guy, monogamous with him and bring your body count all the way down to one?
Ooh, my bell says something.
Okay.
No, I cannot say that.
I cannot speak on this.
But no, I would leave it to where it is.
I would leave it where it's at.
Yo.
I got two words.
What?
Oh my god.
Cream pie and goodbye.
I would not change anything.
I wouldn't change anything.
I wouldn't change anything.
I don't think it's really a flex when girls say, oh, I can have sex with guys.
I didn't say it was a flex.
You said, maybe I want to fuck a bunch of guys.
No, no, no, because you have to understand that.
Please hang on.
Do you understand that you said to me the reason I'm single, which you don't know me, is because you think that I, you know, this is why you're single.
All you do is yap yap yap, this and that.
But I was saying, and then he comes around and said, I fuck all these bitches and that.
And it's like, oh, you're going to sit here and say like, oh, I'm crying because I'm single.
No, I literally chose this path.
Because you asked the question.
You asked the question, well, are you single?
And that's not really a valid question to ask a guy because we're the ones that give out the relationships.
That's like me asking you, are you having sex?
It's kind of ridiculous, right?
Because you're the one that selects who has sex.
For you to ask me, do you have a girlfriend?
That's like, I'm the one who selects if they get a relationship.
Right, but they selected it as obviously a mutual agreement.
I know what you're saying.
You go for it and say, hey, you want to be in a relationship?
Yeah, so since men are the ones that are the gatekeepers of relationships.
I've had multiple men come towards me and ask that.
Fantastic, but these are not the men that you want.
I mean, they're well-educated, wealthy men.
Hold on, hold on.
Women have it so easy, you guys don't even understand.
If I watched porn all day and whacked off, but then I came and I told you, oh yeah, I whacked off to porn, would that be impressive?
No.
Not at all.
If I came to you and said I had orgasms all day, would that be impressive?
No, that's not the point.
I'm asking you as a man, if I came to you and I said I was on Pornhub for five hours today and I busted five nuts, would that be a flex?
It would depend.
Are you always doing this every day?
Is it a flex, yes or no?
No, I guess not.
It's not, right?
Would it be fair to say that it's not a flex because it's easy to accomplish?
Correct.
Takes no skill set?
Correct.
Correct.
Okay, same exact example with you getting dates and going out with guys.
Takes no skill.
The guy comes up to you and initiates everything.
Where the skill comes in is, oh, I actually like this guy and I want him to take me seriously.
Can you lock that guy down?
Boom.
And based off the evidence that we have in front of us...
You haven't been able to do that.
No, but they've asked to lock me down.
Multiple men have asked to lock me down.
But you don't want them.
But you don't want them, so that's the point.
Lock you down in bed?
I guarantee one of those 42 was maybe a guy that you saw something long-term with, but he didn't see it back another way.
And he didn't take you seriously.
Come on, man.
I mean, I don't know how...
Maybe it is that because I do live differently.
You belong to the streets, man.
Yeah, I move different.
I belong to the fucking streets.
Okay.
So then if you belong to the streets and you can't expect someone to save you...
I didn't expect...
What did you expect me?
Did I ask that I was going to be saved on the streets?
Like, did I request for a savior?
No, it's not about that.
It's that your whole perception...
Because you got angry at me saying that's why you've been single for so long.
Yeah, you're like, what?
But the proof is in the pudding.
Your mindset is not that...
I'm going to be completely honest and frank with you.
I know it's like, maybe there's some missing fucking wires.
A lot of missing wires.
I don't understand how to program...
That's fine.
I don't understand how to program my brain to seek...
A relationship?
I don't know.
That's the problem.
And I find my joy and peace because people are seeking God and connection to God through a man or a woman or that's how they're doing it.
And for me, I'm speaking to God every day directly.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Right, wherever I find God.
That's why I said it.
I could have not said dancer, but isn't it funny how you reduce it down?
But what's so funny is actually on your bathroom, you have painted, scantily clad women.
You have a pole in your back to look at.
But you like women that are sexual and that are embracing their sexuality.
You've probably been in a strip club.
But then again, you're going to demonize it.
And did you see how you made a microcosmic perspective of who I am?
You're going to define me down as a stripper.
I've been a stripper for three months.
And you forgot that I'm, you know, I don't know, a journalist, have a massive platform.
Of course you're going to reduce my...
Trying to equate me having decorations around the house to have a Miami vibe to your profession is not the same whatsoever.
That's ridiculous that you even try to connect those two.
No, I'm saying you celebrate the environment of a woman being, you know, sort of like that.
You celebrate it, man.
Me having decorations in the studio to represent a certain atmosphere, et cetera, is not the same as me actively doing that as my profession as a female.
They're not the same whatsoever.
That's number one.
Hold on, stop, stop, stop.
And then number two, all I simply said was your misalignment with the gender dynamics between men and women has contributed to you being single.
You didn't like that.
Oh, well, I single because I want to be.
And I'm saying that's Cope.
That's like me saying, oh, I whack off all the time, but I can get bitches if I wanted to.
Not really.
But if it were true, I would agree.
I've denied very well-established, very strong.
Because the man that you want doesn't want you back.
I guarantee you met him at some point, but he doesn't want you back.
You have no idea what you're talking about.
You have no idea.
I'm just gonna sit here and pretend like you know me.
I do know.
I don't have to know you.
I can look at the woman from a totality of the circumstances.
Oh, wow.
You have a superpower.
Because I know how men think.
That's what I'm telling you.
If I'm a car salesman, I'm gonna know what my...
Can you shut the fuck up for two seconds while I'm speaking?
Yes.
Okay?
What I'm saying is simply this.
I know when I look at a female, and then I look at her background, etc., and no man is committed to her, and then the fact that you've had sex with 42 men, I guarantee somebody in that group probably checked off all the boxes.
But your idea, your mindset, what you do for work, etc., disqualified you.
Here's the difference between men and women.
When a girl rejects a guy, she says, oh, I have a boyfriend.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm seeing someone.
I'm talking to someone.
She must overtly reject that man so that he gets the idea and leaves.
And sometimes he doesn't.
Can I still get your number?
Oh, no.
We can still be friends.
Women must overtly reject the man because the man has to make the move.
Men, we silently reject you guys.
We just don't call you back.
We just don't hit you up.
We just don't give you a relationship.
Men...
Do it on some ninja status, because we want to continue to get the sex.
We still want to be able to get what we want.
Basically, you get the milk without buying a cow.
That's what they do.
So the fact that you're saying, well, no, I just rejected them, blah, blah, blah.
The guys that you wanted rejected you, and you don't even know it.
Can I be honest with you?
Can I be honest?
Make one point here.
Can I be honest with you?
The reason why even with...
Yes, of course, there has been men that are qualified and that I've thought I could see some long-term connection with them.
The reason why it's never actually been a relationship is because I've always just kind of like...
But in the chapter of focusing on the next thing, like, I want it to be open.
Like, I want to be able to still be able to connect with other guys and do my thing, right?
And you're allowed to do that, and that's okay, right?
But if I do that, I'm a whore.
But I'm saying that this is the way I live.
And so that's where we get upset.
Of course, I've had, like, you know, good men come along the way.
And the reason why they don't stick around probably is because I'm too busy, like, trying to, you know...
Feel every aspect of this existence.
She's admitting it.
She just said it.
She puts the whole out.
Right, I come from a small town in the middle of fucking nowhere.
I'm in the small town for the whole wing.
Do not blame the small town for the whole wing.
And so it's more like I just want to get out.
No, you don't even get where I was coming at with that.
I was saying like...
Literally.
And so what I'm saying is that I just kind of want to be able to experience life.
I come from the middle of fucking nowhere, small town Indiana.
Exactly, sure, dick, everything.
Not necessarily, even travel.
So I'm right once again.
No, no, no, even just all aspects of not being tied down.
You just admitted, there were guys that came along that you saw something with, but then they figured out that you wanted to be open or continue to be promiscuous.
They did not give you a relationship.
So...
Cause I didn't want a relationship.
Cause I didn't want a relationship.
There is no L. Take this L, put it in your own.
I get you need to steal it with a kiss.
I get you need to hold it.
Hold this D, that's okay.
But you know that they're saying this because you stated the fact that you've been single for so long as if like...
It's not out of choice.
It's not that big of a deal.
Right, because if he said...
Listen, if he said...
No, it's not out of choice.
This is...
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not out of choice.
Hold on, stop.
It's not out of choice.
You know why?
Because you like those guys and if they had given you the relationship...
You would have went for it.
You would have went for it.
However, your behaviors...
I'm fucking crazy.
Can you fucking be quiet for two seconds?
Holy shit.
No, I just can't, man.
Because this is like ridiculous levels of cope.
You literally just admitted there were men that came along that I could see something with that I liked and we connected.
However, they did not approve of my lifestyle.
So in other terms, they had qualifications or requirements that you needed to abide by to be in the relationship.
You failed!
So they didn't give me a relationship.
No, more so that I wasn't interested in a relationship.
Shut up, man!
God fucking damn it!
But you're wrong.
You're approaching it wrong.
No, because you just admitted it just now.
There were guys that you liked, etc.
But you did not meet their qualifications of being monogamous, etc.
No, that I wasn't willing to be in a relationship with them.
And then they said, you know what?
So they didn't meet my qualifications.
I'm just not going to give you...
No, they didn't meet my qualifications.
I'm not reframing anything.
I'm saying it very clearly.
I'm saying that they didn't meet my qualifications and that I didn't want to be in a long-term relationship with them.
You're preaching a relationship, and I said I didn't want to be in one, and that's the problem.
But you said that they were begging me to marry you.
That I didn't want to be in a relationship.
You said that they wanted to marry you.
Correct.
Not all.
You're saying they, yes.
That's what you said.
The 42 were that way.
Fucking crying me.
And I said I don't want to be in a relationship.
Because of what?
Because you wanted to be open.
Correct.
And so then it being like, all right, well, we can't do that.
He's clarifying you.
That's what he's saying.
That's what he's saying.
But there is no working out because I didn't want a relationship.
Don't you understand that?
Because you don't want to be with us.
You want to be open.
I didn't want a relationship.
They wanted to be with you illegally, but yeah.
You are lost.
But you know what?
Hopefully one day, God will find you.
Wait, I'm lost.
Do you even know who I am?
I don't want to know who you are.
Because you know what?
You're lost.
That's fine.
So wait, why am I lost?
Please elaborate.
Right, elaborate.
You can't just make those strong stances without elaborating.
Right, so why am I lost?
Cumbucket.
You're lost because you don't understand the simple dynamic that men are the ones that dictate relationships.
You had opportunities, but then those were forfeited because you decided you wanted to live a certain lifestyle.
Now you're coping and saying, no, I didn't want the relationship with them.
Come on, man.
No, there's no coping.
It's literally they say, I want to be with you.
And I said, listen, I need to live life and be free and do my own thing.
You are coping.
You guys can't handle it.
Kim, you can't handle the fact that I'm literally saying.
Because she's obviously very naive.
Wait, hold on.
Naive about what?
Who the fuck?
I mean, you're definitely naive, baby.
But I'm just saying, I'm trying to defend you.
No, you gotta realize everyone lives their life.
No, everyone lives their life differently.
Just because I choose to not be in a relationship doesn't mean I'm naive, lost, fucking this or that.
If he said he didn't want to be in a relationship in this, no one would say you're naive.
You say you're a grown man and you're looking to find a purpose and a reason.
I agree with you, but I want purpose and a reason.
And I understand I'm not allowed to have that.
I'm here for reproduction, correct?
Under your guidelines.
All humans are put here for reproduction.
But me, you see that my exterior value is what's to be observed and then you get to, you know, age like I saw in your eyes this thing.
Age like wine.
It's the truth.
You're using it now to sustain yourself.
No, no, no.
I'm simply saying, I'm making a point that you say women age, you know, like cheese, men like wine because you're taking the value of a man through his mind and the value of a woman through what she can provide biologically and physically.
That is the truth.
Right, something she can't control.
Isn't that funny how the quality...
You can't control that.
The quality of a person is based on something she cannot control.
Whereas for a male, the quality of him is based on something he can, his fluid, his mind, his wisdom.
Let me ask you this.
Who has more opportunity and more control in life?
Someone who gets a million dollars when they turn 18?
Or someone who had to get that million dollars through 20 years of hard work?
It depends on what we're defining opportunity as.
What is opportunity?
Who has more opportunity?
For love, for what?
Opportunity for what?
To be successful.
What is success?
How do we define success?
Financial security and the ability to garner respect and create generational wealth.
Let's use that as a metric.
Please stop.
Who actually...
Okay, what's easier?
Which is the easier path to success?
Yeah.
The woman.
The person that has to work to get the money or the person that gets it up front?
Who has more opportunity?
The person who had the money available up front.
Okay, because here's the thing.
Hold on.
Because I'm trying to explain to you that women get their money up front.
They get their youth, they get their beauty, and then it's on them how they want to spend that money and invest it.
If they're smart, they invest it when they're young and then it multiplies through compound interest.
Exactly, you think the inherent value of a woman lies in her physical...
Yes, women inherently have value.
That's my point.
You're saying they're born with their value and then it decreases over time, but a man's value increases over time because he has wisdom and he has all this intellectual ability.
Men have to create their value, women don't.
Isn't it funny?
But that's because you've decided that.
So once we hit the peak age of 30, we're no longer valuable.
I didn't say that.
What I did say is that as women age, they lose their value.
Right, because you're perceiving value based on a biological perspective.
It's to fuel and feed your larger vision.
It's to feed the larger vision of the male.
That's what we're talking about right now.
It's to feed the male.
So what I'm saying is that...
Have you ever had a dream?
It was all a dream.
You don't make sense at all.
Your arguments are not...
No, they're actually very clear.
They don't make sense.
They're not out of focus, out of segment.
No, they're not out of segment at all.
You can play that stance, whatever.
A woman's inherent value lies in what they can provide for a man, right?
And so what is the value for a man?
How is that determined?
What he can do.
It's a simple question.
I'm just asking.
Your dad and mom makes money.
I'm just simply asking.
I'm simply asking.
So no, no, no.
I'm saying what is the purpose of the man on this planet?
To provide.
To provide.
And a woman is to nurture.
You can't nurture unless you submit.
So the entire purpose of us being on this planet is for the man and the woman to have this dynamic.
Correct.
So just to be clear, just You just said it.
Correct.
So just to be clear, it's not to create anything.
Whoever created this place, these microphones.
It's not to create anything physical or material on this planet.
A restaurant, a business.
You're not listening because he said that.
Correct.
So you're saying that the man gets to create all the physical aspects of this existence while the woman is simply...
Whatever the man says, we should agree.
We shouldn't have no pushback if that's your man.
Look, this whole conversation, because you're...
Not focused right now.
Started with reproduction, right?
Very focused.
We're put on her to reproduce, okay?
Who is it harder to reproduce for?
Men or women?
Men.
Well, we could definitely go down this rabbit hole.
Who is it harder to reproduce for?
Men or women?
So we're saying like, okay, sex, men.
Or women.
What?
No, sorry, it's harder to reproduce.
It's for men because women can have sex with any man they want.
Okay, so women are the ones that select who has sex, right?
Correct.
Okay, so what I'm saying is this, because we're talking about, we're put on earth to reproduce, etc.
The man has to do a lot more to have the opportunity to reproduce.
Women don't.
Okay?
But, with that said...
She has to carry the child, that's a lot.
Oh my God, just let me finish my point.
No, no, no, I'm simply making a point.
Okay?
But the man has to do a lot more work to get access and reproduce and get sexual access, correct?
The woman doesn't.
The woman just has to exist.
Going back to my example, 18 years old, you get a million dollars given to you.
That's women's youth and beauty.
They can choose to spend that money however they want.
Whether they want to invest that money into a higher status guy when they're young and beautiful and their level is up and then they can go ahead and get compound interest for the rest of their life with the security with that man or do what you did.
Going to casino, gamble a little bit, have fun with their young years, etc.
Now I want to play at this crap table, I want to play at this crap table.
You know what?
Casino's going to close in two hours, but you know what?
I think I can make it out.
I can still win big.
I can still win big.
Maybe that guy will be there at the end when I finish this casino gamble.
Right, but this is such a delusional, microcosmic perspective.
Let me finish my point.
Let me finish my point.
It's an analogy to show you that women get their value up front while men simultaneously have to build their value to even get the access to reproduction like you're talking about.
So we are not the same.
You're saying that the high quality men are gone after 30 for a woman.
I'm saying your chances of finding a man that's going to take you seriously with your sexual past and your background at your age drops off precipitously after you're 30 years old.
After 30 years old.
And I want to, like, why is that though?
Because men and women are not the same.
Like I told you before, you get your million dollars up front, right?
What?
You got your million dollars up front, right?
Oh yeah, we're talking about the, you'd rather have the- No, you didn't say it.
You're saying, yeah, how much easier could you reach success if you had the million dollars up front?
I'm saying for the female.
You got your money up front, right?
I had to earn my money.
I disagree with that because I had to earn my money to create...
It's not like I came from wealth.
That's not true, though.
No, no, no, but listen to me.
Can I just make one quick point?
You're saying that...
I'm using the money as an analogy, not the real...
No, I understand.
I understand.
I'm saying to seek...
An analogy.
Yeah, but you're saying, what if my purpose is larger than to seek after?
What if my purpose is larger than a man?
What if it's larger than a man?
Can you imagine if 50% of this population simply decided that they're gonna stop chasing anything at all?
Women, don't chase anything.
Don't create anything.
My head hurts.
So you are agreeing that men decide?
No, we're eliminating an entire subset of the human population because women have to decide that from 18 to 28 they should be finding a suitable husband.
Imagine dating her, bro.
She's single.
For a reason.
Right, but I'm making valid point here.
Okay, no, no, no.
How am I not making valid point?
I'm saying that.
Why?
Because you got five girls on the panel that says you're fucked up.
Right, right, but I'm saying...
It's not right.
You're wrong.
No, no, no, it's fine.
You can have whatever perspective you want, but what I'm saying...
Is that, I'm asking a simple question to you, is that basically a woman, her inherent value lies in her physical attributes.
Correct.
So just to be clear, women's primary existence on this planet is to be a physically attractive being towards men.
And that's the only purpose we have on this planet.
Correct.
You can be ugly, you just need to have a baby and be submissive.
Okay, look, look, look.
No, it's a simple question.
Yes or no?
Yes, we're put on earth to reproduce.
No, no, no.
Me, though.
I'm saying specifically women.
You're a human being, right?
Women.
You're a human being, right?
Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt you.
You're a human being.
I'm saying women in general.
Are you a human being?
Yes.
You're a female human being, correct?
Correct.
Both of us are put on earth to reproduce, right?
Yes.
Correct.
Okay, so your path to reproduction is different from mine.
I must acquire status, resources, strength in the gym, competence, confidence, etc.
You just have to be young and beautiful.
But do you realize that?
Isn't it interesting that yours gets to come along with actually being something more than just sex?
But you're missing the point that for me to access the sex, I must become somebody.
You get the sexual access off rip.
But you're acting like it's all just animalistic, barbaric tendency.
It's also something so much more than that.
We are multidimensional beings.
It's more than just having to see children.
No, it's not because there's so much on the planet.
Where do you think the art comes from?
Right, but where do you think the art is creation?
You're able to say these nonsensical arguments.
It's not nonsensical.
It's very clear if you look deeper into it.
No, it's nonsensical because we live in a first world, safe, clean, great society where there's no need for men anymore.
So therefore, you can go ahead and say stupid stuff like, I'm put on earth for more than just that.
I'm just here.
Can you stop fucking interrupting?
No, you can't.
We're having a back and forth conversation.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because you're making your points and I'm trying to refute your points, but then you're interrupting me.
You guys are feisty here.
No, it's not about that.
With all due respect, you're not a very intelligent debater because you don't make sense.
That's fine.
We'll see where I'm at in five years.
What I'm saying is this.
If we're put on earth to reproduce, right?
Great, we've been able to transcend that, we've grown, but we still have animalistic tendencies, right?
You're still attracted, and you said, I want to be submissive in the bedroom.
Where does that come from?
That comes from your bird brain of a guy being able to dominate you, be attractive, because that shows provider instincts and the ability to be sexually prowess and have all these other things that are attractive.
That's hardwired in you.
So human beings, we're hardwired.
Regardless of the fact that we live in 2024 and there's modern technology, everything else like that, we're still humans at the end of the day.
So what I'm saying is this.
Just because we live in a modern world doesn't mean that you're going to sit there and be like, Well, we're put on Earth for so much more than just reproduction.
We're here to like have art and all this other shit.
That's like modern day.
But that's modern day bullshit.
At the end of the day.
How is it bullshit?
It is.
Where you're sitting here with a podcast because there is something more than fucking.
Can you shut the fuck up for two seconds?
No, because you were talking for like 40 seconds.
It's my fucking show, bitch.
What the fuck do you think this is?
Okay, I thought we were here to have a conversation.
No, no, no.
I thought we were here to have a conversation.
I'm making a fucking point on my show.
I got you.
To refute your ridiculous claims.
When I'm talking, be quiet.
Because you've done this a bunch of times interjecting with nonsensical points.
What I'm saying is that regardless of us living in a first world, amazing country, whatever, we still have animalistic tendencies.
We're still hardwired for certain things.
We are put on earth to reproduce.
Not to have a career and all this other shit.
Men have to do that to get sexual access, but women don't.
So the reason you have this podcast- There's not a burden of performance on females like men for sexual access.
Matter of fact, let's go to your profession.
You're able to monetize to a high degree based off of your sexuality, but you want to sit here and tell me that reproduction doesn't run the world.
It fucking does.
That's how you make money.
No, sex runs everything.
It's all a creation.
What is sex?
So then what the fuck is your argument if reproduction runs everything?
That's what I'm saying.
No, but I'm saying that it doesn't, sex can be different.
It doesn't mean that a woman should only face and go towards, like, sex with a man.
Your own career fell prior.
That's my fucking point that we're put here to reproduce.
You're able to monetize on men's lust to want to have sexual access and you're able to monetize on it.
If that does not prove, To the highest degree that we are put on earth to reproduce because you can monetize.
You don't even have to really work and reproduce.
I never said we were.
Everything, it's 40 and everything comes back to sex.
Everything comes back to sex.
Okay, so why are you making these dumbass arguments about art and shit?
Because I'm saying, isn't it hilarious that you, as a woman, your value is simply for fucking.
It's to be fucked.
Yes, it's the truth.
You're a fucking stripper!
But what if I want a fucking...
They said it earlier.
No, but what if I want a fucking...
I said earlier I heard the podcast Yo, Martin What?
I don't care to have babies and that's it Do you not hear yourself like yo No, no, I hear myself You're sitting here You're sitting here trying to make an argument that we're put on earth for more, yet you're not doing more.
You're sexualizing yourself because you know at the end of the way The reason I'm doing this is to reach a larger goal so that I have enough free time to get funded and build a massive platform on my Instagram.
To get a husband and who gonna pay for all that?
Exactly.
But then I live a lackluster existence because I want something.
I have to reach my goals.
You have a college degree in journalism.
Why didn't you use that?
I did.
I wrote for the Epoch Times.
Why don't you do that then?
I grew a massive platform online.
I'm an independent platform.
Okay, so why not do that instead of sexualizing yourself?
I still do it, motherfucker.
If you are destined for more than just sex.
I still do it.
I'm trying to get funded by a prop firm and I don't have a lot of money.
So I thought, how am I going to make a lot of money fast, motherfucker?
And so that's what I'm doing.
And I had to move out to Miami and I had no way to make money.
So I said, how am I going to make a lot of money fast?
And so that's how I did it.
And I don't see anything wrong with it.
I understand that, you know.
Men want to demonize strippers, but at the same time, you know, they want to fuck the stripper, right?
It does not change my argument that we're put on earth to reproduce.
Women get to reproduction through sex.
Men get to reproduction through success.
I'm just saying how convenient that men get to, their part of the bargain gets to be that they get to create the earth.
I'm saying all the physical aspects of existence.
That's just how God made it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Women don't want to create the earth.
You have a bachelor's degree.
What'd you major in?
Journalism.
Some bullshit.
Some bullshit as you sit here with a podcast?
Like, oh, this is journalism in a sense.
You said I got a degree in journalism.
No, you said I got a degree in journalism.
You do realize we didn't start here, right?
No, you said some bullshit.
You guys climbed the fuck up.
No, no, no.
Before the podcast, we didn't start with this.
No, I'm saying you said journalism is bullshit, is what you said.
No, I said you majored in a bullshit degree.
You have a college degree.
You could have went to school for engineering.
You could have went to, you said, man, create the world.
But you chose to go into journalism.
You went to something that doesn't create infrastructure.
You chose that!
I'm creating infrastructure right now in this moment.
I go, you're a fucking stripper, but that's because I find a weird, straight path to fucking create what I want in this life.
I get it.
I create in my own way, and I know it's going to be demonized by a mass proportion of the population.
What I'm arguing is that men build the world up.
Women don't want to build the world up.
They want to go into certain career fields, even yourself.
I don't agree with that.
I think women want to be a part of building this world into something.
No, they don't.
They're not engineers.
They're not in construction.
Just because they're not engineers doesn't mean- I'm talking about actually building.
I'm not talking about physical building, I'm talking about the art- I'm talking about actually building.
When I said infrastructure of the world, I said actually building.
Right, but I was talking about the feminine aspect of art and creation.
Art and creation is nothing at this point.
Isn't it crazy?
You need a man to fund your business.
Is that crazy?
If you had a man, you'd be exactly where you want to be today.
A real man gonna get you where you need to be.
Nah, man.
I'm not against men.
I love men.
I fucking love men.
You don't build shit.
You just move in.
But that's okay.
That's hilarious because I ain't never moving in anyone's house.
You want to imagine investing in your company?
No, I don't have anybody investing in my company.
You want someone to invest in your company?
No, I don't.
I'm working to get funded by a proprietary firm.
Take a challenge next week.
That's owned by a proprietary firm.
I stared at a fucking computer for 12 hours straight.
That's owned by a vendor.
Huh?
That's owned by what gender?
The fun dude.
And here's the thing too.
You want to talk about female privilege and everything else like that?
Oh, FTMO. If I was a guy and I was in your situation, I'd be fucked.
I wouldn't be able to go to a fucking strip club and make money.
I would just have to take the L. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you have to find a different approach.
If we switched you out and put you in a man's body, he would effectively live in fucking poverty with your skill set.
That's the truth.
So you want to sit here and talk about, oh yeah, you know, women are just sex objects, blah, blah, blah.
You're at least able to monetize on that, and it's a fantastic opportunity for you to do so.
But you can't sit there and tell me, oh, reproduction isn't everything, when your entire economy, which you make money from, is based on reproduction and actually the guys that you can give reproduction.
No, no, but it's not my entire economy.
Like, we know that this is just a short-term thing, but I'm saying it is an aspect of...
I'm talking about sex work in general.
I'm talking about the industry of sex work.
Right.
It's based in reproduction and sex, which you're trying to argue, like, oh, well, women, our only value is that?
Yeah.
I hate to say it, but, like, that's the predominant value that women have to society.
I don't agree with that.
I don't agree that a woman's value...
Yeah, I don't agree with that.
The only reason a woman's on the planet is to get fucked.
That's just it.
That's all I'm saying.
That's why human beings are on Earth.
Right, I agree.
Which includes women.
Right, but you get to have a podcast and do things that make you feel alive and wake up in the morning and have fun and excitement.
What if you want that?
What if I want that too and a beautiful man?
You can still have that.
What if I want that too and a beautiful man?
Actually, to be honest with you, women prefer, you know what makes them wake up is when they have kids.
We got two ladies here that actually have children.
What's more important, a career or your kids?
My kids.
What is career?
To be honest, I don't have a career.
To be honest, I have a career.
I have art.
You have art.
We know you have art.
I have all aspects of everything.
I guarantee you, if you had kids, I guarantee you, if you had kids, you would probably be more interested in the kids.
Yes, you would.
I would rip my fucking hair off if I just had kids.
Having kids is the worst form of art.
Creating a child is art.
Double trouble, let me tell you.
It's a lot of work.
All that shit goes out the window when you have a baby.
You don't give a fuck.
You just want to sit home and be a fucking mom and be a woman and cook and clean and just buy.
You don't want to worry about nothing.
Soft girl life.
That's that soft girl life.
What you want to do is very masculine and that's okay.
It's fine.
But you don't know what I'm doing, though.
Like, you think I'm masculine by laying down?
The most masculine thing I do is go to the gym.
That's the most masculine thing I do.
What masculine thing have I done?
Because I lay naked in my bed and make thousands of fucking dollars.
But I mean masculine, like...
As in what?
Okay, men and women have to balance.
Spongebob's are...
My man is a little feminine.
He cooks, he cleans, but he works.
He provides the masculine.
What do you think I'm doing as masculine?
Trying to have a career.
But thinking you can wear the pants in a relationship.
I don't want to wear pants, I want to wear a dress.
You want to be dominant.
Girls, girls, girls, girls.
One at a time, please.
One at a time, go ahead.
Somebody was saying something?
Sorry, I was saying on the masculine side, it's working, exercise, doing anything that requires a lot of energy or force is more masculine.
So waking up in the morning and trying to provide or do anything besides just be a woman is masculine.
Yes.
Waking up and trying to do anything besides cook, clean, and suck dick with your man and dealing with your kids.
That's masculine.
I'm feminine.
I'm with the soft girl era where I wake up, I clean my house, I cook breakfast for my man, and I deal with my kids.
Just because you're artsy-fartsy doesn't mean you're soft.
I'm sorry, if you had a man, who did all that?
You're soft?
Look at you, are you fucking soft?
I'm absolutely soft for the right man.
You're trying to tell me?
Yeah, but you're talking shit over here without saying, if you're talking shit, don't protect your insecurities.
You said I'm not, you said I'm not soft.
I said I'm soft.
I said not what I said.
I don't think you're farty.
You're feminine?
Yeah, back the fuck up.
Girls, wait, hold on.
Back the fuck up.
Bills, can you show?
I'm not even buying you.
If I was you, I would have fucked with the girl in the yellow because why?
Hey, that's me!
She has a criminal record.
She has a criminal record.
That bitch crazy.
That's me.
Look at that mugshot, though.
Look at that mugshot, though.
Look at the difference.
Look at the difference.
That's my dog.
Look at the difference, though.
That mugshot right there was from New Year's.
That's my dog.
That was from New Year's.
Stay here trying to tell me about feminine.
That was from New Year's Eve.
I'm sorry, the fuck?
No short of words.
You bitches need to understand that half of us are feds in the chat.
Other half are just civilians with natural fed skills.
Especially the castle club niggas.
Miss Black Zebra with the orange coat.
Start talking, bitch.
Okay, I already told y'all what happened.
What you want me to say?
I got arrested for fucking casting a demon out.
What you want me to say?
In the hospital.
In the Baptist hospital in Boca.
Look at Boca.
Say it right there.
And the cops helped me, so amen to that.
That's from 2015.
I'm my ex...
My ex, I beat his ass.
Was that when you maced him?
And that's why you beat my ass.
And I went to jail.
And fuck that, I'll never touch a man again.
Who you maced, bro?
You maced two niggas in your lifetime.
Who you maced?
And I'll never maced a man again because I learned my lesson.
She maced the fuck out of me.
Hold on.
She was trying here earlier.
She was trying here earlier.
You gonna take that from her?
Nah, nah, we...
I wasn't trying to know about it.
Oh, you were?
No, you started...
Nah, nah, nah, nah, you don't know who the fuck I am.
Nah, nah, nah.
I'm not, she said artsy fartsy, yeah.
You're artsy.
Yeah, it's okay.
No, but you've been throwing shade in the fucking corner the whole time.
So what?
Unless you touch me, we have no problem.
If you touch me, I'll smack the shit out of you.
I know.
I didn't say shit.
Well, let's fucking go.
Say amen after that.
That's all I'm saying.
You're throwing fucking shade.
You don't mark gloves.
I'm not saying shit about you.
It's okay to be artsy fartsy.
It's okay to be artsy fartsy.
I'm artsy fartsy.
Yeah, God is good.
Maybe you should stop talking and shit.
No, you should stop talking.
Yeah, I agree on the shit talking shit.
Shit!
I can't help that you can't keep up.
No, you can't keep up.
You can't keep up.
Red circles around you about 40 times already.
Cut it out, Brianna.
That's fucking hilarious.
Give it a rest.
We got you.
I'll read the chat so we'll close this out.
I'm just waiting for the girl who looks like Obama to get invited on FNF so I can cast a club in Barack Obama as a 1.5 out of 10.
Who's Obama?
Damn, I don't even need to roast you.
I don't need to roast you.
They'd be roasting you the whole time.
Damn.
Girl, relax.
Relax.
Yeah, for real.
Take a breather.
Whoever put this panel together needs to get written up.
Number one host is smashable, especially Miss Off-Duty, which that can't shut the fuck up.
Number one host, smashable.
Okay, there's a compliment.
Let's see here.
Jason Todd goes, "Ever notice how women are able "to speak over one another so easily?
I rarely see men do this What's the science behind this?
I don't know bro And they can't hear each other too Fuck the castle of everyone Even the girls who aren't saying shit Well we quite left She gone, man.
She quit just like the war.
She must have thought Putin walked in here.
She was like, I'm gone.
Support for FNF crew.
If you're ugly, you can't be crazy, too.
Oh, goddamn, nigga.
Jason goes, why do women keep saying God sat with the sinners when the Bible makes it clear that there is no man without sin?
You think Jesus would have wanted Mary Magdalene to remain a prostitute?
Exactly.
He's lying about that.
Amen.
Okay.
Delirious one.
I'm 30.
Make 150k a year as an oil field worker dating a girl from Mexico, 20 years old, no experience, no social media.
What would be the best way to make her my main?
Bring her to keep her in Mexico, bro.
Don't bring her here.
Do not bring her here.
See, even the girls are telling you, don't bring her here.
Dream girl is a dream because you have to sleep to believe it.
That's facts.
Facts.
Facts.
This woman talks about her father being masculine, but she literally became a stripper.
Your father is a beta.
You are reflecting the relationship example your parents set for you.
You lack femininity.
Yo, the fuck you laughing about my dad?
Where was his comment 10 minutes ago?
No, because your dad is a joke.
My dad's not a beta.
You made your dad sound funny, I'm not gonna lie.
Why?
Because my dad lets my mom be who she wants to be and makes her happy and they've been together their whole life.
What was so funny about that?
I know, but can you make a very clear stance on what was so funny about that?
Can you?
Are we going to get back into that?
No, I'm just kidding.
You made a very firm stance there.
So what was so funny about it?
She chuckled.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
What was so funny?
That's what I thought Because you were just going back and forth about What was I going back and forth?
I'm waiting Back and forth about what?
The conversation was about Who's more dominant in your mom and dad's situation You kept saying back and forth That's why I said it was funny Right, no, it's because you guys weren't understanding what I was saying But let's talk fucking real back into that You don't understand what you got out of your own mouth In Jesus' name, amen Alright That's it, that's all It's okay, because my parents are separated but not together And the shit that you were talking about I don't know about that Wow, that's okay.
Yo, what's going on?
I don't know what the fuck we're talking about, but okay.
Yeah, we know.
You and your back and forth.
But by the way, anyone in the chat talk shit about my dad, I'm fucking you up.
Anyone who talks shit about my dad is getting fucked up.
I would have heard if she said it last night.
Also, my dad will fuck you up.
No smoke, we're women.
We're women, though.
We're women.
We need gloves.
I didn't say I was gonna fuck them.
We need gloves.
We need gloves.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm confused.
Wait, what?
What happened?
You were saying something?
I was just reading the chat.
I was about to say, don't even get started.
I told you, don't read the chat.
Don't read the chat.
No, they're talking shit about my dad.
You made him sound funny.
Oh, what's so funny?
My dad is...
What's so funny?
Yo, what's so funny that my mom's been with my dad with everybody?
Yo, but what's so funny about the fact that my dad's been with my mom?
So has my mom and my dad.
I'm not talking shit about your family.
You see me screaming, crying.
You made him sound like a bitch.
Right, but you say he sounded funny.
Because you made him sound like a bitch.
That's so funny.
All right, all right, all right.
Chris, Chris, Chris, that doesn't help, man.
What's so funny about a man that's been with a woman for 25 years?
I did not say that.
You said it was funny.
What the fuck's so funny about it?
What's so fucking funny?
Let her respond, please.
Everyone else be quiet.
Still waiting.
Again, I'm going to say it one more time.
Sure, go ahead.
What's so funny about a man being with a woman for 25 years?
You didn't say that because, again, my parents are together legally, but not together, so I didn't say nothing about that.
So what's funny?
You went back and forth about how your parents have a dominant role but don't have a dominant role.
So I said you made your dad...
I said it's nuanced.
I said you made your dad sound funny.
It's not black and white.
Because you weren't able to clarify it.
So now everybody confused us.
No, I made it very clear that it's not black and white.
It's nuanced and you wanted a black and white answer.
That's funny to everyone.
That's why they're...
Right, and I'm saying you said he was funny because it's- what?
Because their relationship is nuanced.
Because you didn't clarify, I didn't say- I did clarify, you just weren't listening.
It was very clear that it's nuanced.
It's not black and white.
Are you clarified?
Are you clarified?
Well, I can't help it.
You guys don't understand what the fuck I'm saying.
Well, you do realize, because you're saying they operate in a gray area, you realize by definition of saying it operates in a gray area, that means it's not- It's not clear and delineated.
Right, that's what I was trying to say.
It's not the norm.
Okay, so it is what I just said or it wasn't what I just said?
It's clarified or it's not clarified?
No, no, no.
I'm saying you said we were clarifying what was funny.
That's what we were clarifying.
That's what was funny.
Wait, it's funny that they have a nuanced dynamic?
That's hilarious?
It's funny how you said it, and that's the bottom line.
Next.
We got Stone Cold said so.
Thank you, Nate.
Oh, yeah.
That's the bottom line.
That's it.
My bad.
That was my bad.
I think for now, it's fine.
I mean, articulate your point.
I was trying to, but I think we're lost.
I think they find it funny because it's clear that it's unclear.
And I think everyone here, we got almost 30,000 people watching.
We're all kind of confused by the dynamic.
Because it's not black and white.
Which by definition means it's unclear.
There's no dominant and submissive.
It's just they work together.
That makes it clearly unclear.
I can tell you my parents are together.
My dad is the boss.
Period.
But as far as it goes, it's like, you know, yeah.
You're saying it's not black and white, but you're also not giving enough details for us to clarify.
Hell yeah.
Shit confusing.
Shit confusing.
Hell yeah!
I think everyone here is confused.
I'm confused.
No, you're confused.
No, but it's like, I'm trying to see what's unclear about the fact that the relationship is, I don't know, not black and white.
Is that hard for your brain?
You know what Michael Jackson said?
Is that hard?
Because something's slow over here, motherfucker.
Because it's like something's not registered.
Don't get me started.
I know Michael Jackson.
Stop playing.
Let's move on.
My bad, guys.
This is peak feminism here, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know.
Bish, can you even read the room?
Even the woman on the panel are dumbfounded hearing you yapping away.
Yeah, for real.
Okay, Billie goes, the only thing I expect a woman to bring to the table is a sandwich.
Absolutely.
And mine gonna have everything on it.
Everything on it.
Period.
Maybe even me.
Girl in the white dress.
Girl in the white dress.
Girl in the white dress said her mother's leader.
It shows she grew up a hoe who doesn't respect herself and confirms why females are failures as leaders in the relationship.
Ooh.
What relationship?
You want to respond?
Wait, hang on.
Why dress that her mother as a leader?
I don't know.
Think about it.
Take a second.
That I don't respect myself?
What?
Yo, it just depends.
Yo, it just depends on what you mean by respect.
Are you guys done?
Can we let her respond?
What did you want to say?
Go ahead.
I don't know because I'm saying who doesn't respect herself.
But what do you mean?
What does respect mean?
How is that defined?
They're not here to answer.
Under 30, you are less likely to have a baby without complication.
That's why it's valuable.
Men want kids, men want to reproduce.
Male fertility declines by age at the same rate as women.
Men can get another girl pregnant every day.
We can only have one.
That is true.
That is true.
So, get them shits in while you can.
Girls, girls, girls.
Hold on.
What were you saying?
You're gonna...
What were you saying?
That point, I was just saying men's fertility declines by age at the same rate of women.
That's not true.
I know it's hard for you to digest, but of course the cat for women...
I need to say something.
No, I'm not a feminist.
I fucking love men.
I love dominant men.
You're a dominant man?
Good job.
My kid's father...
Menopause is 55.
His dad is like 70-something years old and he just got a 21-year-old pregnant.
Right.
So that's false.
Right.
No, it's not, though.
If you look at statistics, I'm saying I love men.
That's how true it is.
I'm saying men's fertility declines by age at the same rate of women's.
Suffice it to say it's well established by research.
Look at the statistics.
Your eggs dry up quicker than a sperm does.
No, but you have to understand that there's been so many studies that proves no seven males having babies.
I understand that.
You're not hearing what I said.
I said men's fertility declines by age at the same rate of women's with the women's for cat being at age 55.
Okay.
Okay, so are there doctors out there warning men that having kids after 35 years old is going to be at a higher risk of pregnancy?
Right, there isn't because it's not the narrative.
It's not the narrative that a man, listen to me, I'm saying this clearly, like a man plays the role in there being complications in having a child.
Because their sperm ages, the seminal volume and the value of their sperm declines by age.
Same.
But that's a fact.
No, here's the thing.
Men can definitely...
Semen can lose, obviously, reproductive value, but not to the same level, because you've got to understand that a woman...
You have to understand...
Sorry.
A woman's ability to have children drops off precipitously after 30 years old.
Significantly.
And then after 35 is considered a high-risk pregnancy.
For a man, we don't have the same biological time clock to have children that you guys do.
Right, but the statistics say otherwise.
It's way higher on...
What statistics?
If I can pull up my phone, I can give you various things.
There's no doctor out there that's like, oh, bro, you're like three years old.
I don't know if you should have a kid.
But women...
I wrote a whole piece on this.
I have studies.
I researched.
Men can have kids till they're fucking dead.
I agree.
That's what I'm saying.
Those are questions.
I never said that.
One kid per day.
Men are fertile.
Men are fertile.
I don't know what to tell you, man, but the fact that you're trying to equate male fertility with female fertility as if we are not able to have children at 35 to the same level as a woman is absolutely ridiculous.
Statistics prove otherwise.
Suffice it to say, there's a plethora of evidence negating your claim.
Give us one study.
How did they conduct that?
I'm not going to say off of my head that I know the exact study.
All I'm saying is that I wrote a piece on this.
You wrote a piece.
Where's the science?
If you wrote the piece, then you should know.
No, no, no.
If you wrote the piece, you should know.
I don't know the exact name, place of the study.
All I'm saying is that there's a large...
A pool of evidence that indicates...
Yo, what's clear?
Because you haven't been saying shit over here.
Let's see you talk this whole fucking time and be this clear.
I've been talking this whole fucking time.
Hold on, hold on.
You're saying, oh, I've been talking the whole time.
There's a difference between saying something and then having something to say.
Right, because you don't like what I'm saying.
Where's the studies that prove it's incorrect?
There's a multitude of- So, so, so, so you're just saying- Hang on, hang on.
As a male, as a male, you're saying that- Where did you get your degree?
You're saying that- Because I need to call the people right now.
Right now.
So you're saying as a man, you do not physically age.
You do not physically age.
Say it ain't so.
You don't physically age as a man.
I'm saying, I'm saying, if you take a 35 year old man, if you take a 35 year old woman, that man is gonna have a higher likelihood.
Well, they've done studies.
50 more kids.
Can you let me finish?
Yes.
He has a higher likelihood of being able to bring a child to term with through his semen versus a woman that's older that can't bring a child to term.
Because she's older.
So these studies that I was looking at, basically what it was doing was studying a 21-year-old man versus a 35-year-old man.
Okay, but that's not what he just said.
And the studies indicated that a man's ability to reproduce does decrease by, I don't know, the values were a lot smaller.
Well, that's a great calculation.
With a man 35 years and older.
That's right on target.
They have harder problems reproducing than the male at 21.
But men don't reproduce.
So you're going to say that the men inseminate.
All men can do is inseminate.
They don't reproduce.
I love men.
I'm not sitting here saying.
I'm just saying that there's this whole fertility narrative, of course.
We cannot tell that you love men, though.
There's this whole fertility narrative.
I get what you're saying, but men don't reproduce.
They only inseminate.
Yo, yo, yo.
Look, man, you can say what you want to say, but the fact that you can't even really name the study or give us where it came from or whatever...
Right, but can you name the study and where it came from?
Look, there's a plethora of medical information out there that shows...
Okay, then name it.
Then what is it?
There's doctors that literally warn women.
Exactly.
It's super hard to name it.
No, no.
We have a whole bunch of documents here.
I'm trying to make my point, but you keep interrupting.
Right.
There's literally doctors...
Right?
Doctors that, like, when you are about to have a kid and you're in your 30s, they literally warn you, hey, just so you know, this is a high-risk pregnancy.
Yes.
This could happen to you X, Y, Z. They are mandated by law to tell you, hey, look, this could happen, et cetera.
So I heard you say something.
There's an entire industry created to help women with this.
Right, and there's an entire narrative for everything.
Don't you understand?
Narrative.
All I'm saying is that you're pushing the narrative that men do not decrease, their fertility does not.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying that it does not diminish to the same level as a woman at all.
In general.
At all.
It does not diminish to the same level.
A 35-year-old woman and a 35-year-old man.
The only issue is that the woman is carrying the child.
So obviously there's going to be more complex things she needs to take into consideration because she's holding the child.
All men have to do is not in a vagina.
It's not that hard for them.
We get our periods from little girls.
To fucking have a child, all they have to do is not in a vagina.
Men can reproduce at a young age, too.
That's a fact.
Men can reproduce at a young age.
We're going to move on, because you just talked.
Thank you.
Look at those faces.
Those faces right there.
This is exactly what I wanted.
This is crazy, man.
This is exactly what I wanted.
Yeah, because you're arguing in bad faith.
I'm arguing in a faith that you don't know.
You're coming to be a contrarian, making a bunch of ridiculous claims, like you don't make sense in anything that you say.
It's not a contrarian, it's just a point that you don't agree with.
There's no way.
Right, because you all disagree, which is totally okay.
You're just talking and not to explain yourself, but you're not doing that.
Because I said male fertility declines by age at the same rate of women?
It doesn't decline at the same rate.
I'm not disputing the fact that it declines, but I'm telling you that it doesn't decline at the same rate.
There's a cap for women at 55.
There isn't for men.
That's true.
Men's fertility By definition, it means they don't decline at the same level.
No, no.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I said men's fertility declines by age at the same rate with, of course, the cap for women being at age 55.
So therefore, it means it doesn't decline at the same level.
Right, but I'm talking about until they reach that age.
Hold on.
If your line ends at 55 and my line ends at 70, like, yo, do you not hear yourself?
No, because you're not.
Do you not hear yourself?
Because you're not looking at what I'm saying.
You literally just proved my point.
No, hold on.
For two seconds.
Just use logic a little bit.
Okay, okay.
My ability, like, if your ability to procreate ends at 55, but mine ends at, let's say, 60 or 70, by definition, that means we're not going at the same rate.
I'm able to last longer in the marathon race than you are.
No, I'm saying, of course, men are fertile until, like, I don't know, fucking forever.
You just said it!
You just said it!
No, no, no!
I never said menopause didn't fucking exist!
When did I ever say menopause didn't exist?
Myron checked, though.
Yo, you need some help, man.
No, you just Look at the fucking statistics.
I'm just really ashamed that you have a bachelor's degree, you went to school.
Because I've seen the statistics that prove that male fertility declines by age at the same rate of women.
It by definition does not decrease at the same rate because you just admitted that at 55, your ability to have children is pretty much done.
Of course you're going to take that and run with it.
If the man's able to go until 60 or 70, by definition, that means we don't decline at the same rate because I'm able to last longer.
Right, but I'm talking about before these points, right?
No one's reproducing.
It's the same thing.
It doesn't matter.
Very rarely are people reproducing at 70 years old.
Let it go!
Let it go!
You can't hold it back!
Let it go!
Let it go!
You've got so many dicks!
Oh, my God.
Are you fucking in the club?
You kind of do what you're familiar.
- One, two, three, yo, four! - You kind of look familiar! - The story of the father we used to say! - You push me, baby! - I don't even know this song.
You guys like to sing instead of look at the statistics.
That's all I gotta say.
That's okay.
Deny the statistics.
I know what they are.
I had a viral...
Okay, I had a viral...
It said it was a contradiction.
It's not a contradiction.
Male fertility declines by age and same rate of women.
You were a great troll.
Now we're going to move on.
We're on our best behavior.
You got to be trolling.
Let's go.
Next question.
Let's take a question from the audience, you guys.
We got to take the high roll on this one.
Period.
We got to take the high roll.
Ivy Saito says, every father's goal in life is to keep his daughter off the pole.
Trevor's father failed at that and it's probably safe to first assume that her mom puts him on all fours and paste him a 10-inch strap on. - Ask her her daddy crazy. - He's like a dildo.
Can I just say this?
Can I say this?
It's one thing to know how to use a pole and use it for your man, and it's another thing to just be using a pole and using it to show the world.
That's the difference.
That's all I have to say.
Ultima says her father probably disowned her after finding out she was a stripper.
Ooh.
Right, but all these men celebrate strippers, correct?
I like strippers.
Men celebrate strippers.
I don't know.
Seven says, my mom once told me, I don't know.
Throw some more cigarettes.
If you do, you'll die of cancer.
I blame my mother because this panel tonight gave me cancer anyway.
There you go.
Facts.
My boy Seven.
As-salamu alaykum, Habibi.
When you can't shut up, you're providing evidence why no quality man wiped you up every time you open your mouth.
I know a 70-year-old woman who said she was like you.
Today she's just drunk with regrets.
I'm dead.
It's so hilarious.
It's true.
I know an old woman.
She's, like, really old, and she...
Yo, she's miserable.
Shut up, bitch.
And that might be you.
I don't know how it's looking.
It might be you.
Bro, why are you fucking delinquent?
Everybody's talking shit about you.
I don't give a damn.
Only God can judge me.
You just said all that shit about me.
Damn right.
Why are you so triggered by me?
Why are you so triggered by me?
We got some more here, ladies.
Just real quick.
Your boy says, show us FNF. I'm 20 making 120k a year.
Doing HVAC. How much of my money should I invest into traditional stocks?
Crypto.
WFNF. I would say somewhere between five to ten.
Thank you.
Cobalt goes official ratings from iron said from ice age with a hijab to pimple boy with a wig.
Please God stop making before I blow my brains out to German crack baby to big break.
No big beak nine.
I'm into that shit.
What the fuck?
All right.
And then black roach too.
I have a big nose, but I have men that'll lick the snot out of my chin.
He gave you a nine, though.
See, I don't even gotta roast you.
Thank you.
God bless you.
I even gotta roast you.
Myron, it's time to open up your book, page 40.
What's on page 40?
Yeah, I want to know.
Read that shit.
Okay, yeah, white strippers, lumberjack, cuck father for sure takes it in the ass and failed his whore daughter.
Damn!
I'm losing respect for FNAF after arguing with a retard.
That's not very nice.
Damn!
You have anything you want to say back to him?
It's just, it's comical.
Okay.
Yeah, it should be.
Lovely.
And then we got to get last thoughts here.
Yeah, let's get last thoughts.
How was the show for you?
We'll start right here.
But you know what?
You go last.
You're hilarious.
You go first.
How was the show for you?
It was pretty good.
I'm not going to lie.
I like to debate, not debate, but talk to people.
I was kind of scared when I first came on here.
I told everybody else coming here and they're like, don't go, don't go, don't go.
Why?
Me too.
I don't really watch you guys too much.
I've only seen you on like reels on Instagram and stuff like that.
They said you guys were super controversial, but again, I'm someone who likes to have good conversations, so I wasn't too scared, but it was not bad.
Thank you for coming.
You're very polite, very manly.
Thank you.
And you did a really good job combating this craziness, so shout out to you.
Appreciate it.
Black Queen over here.
What about you?
Hi.
I had a ball.
This was very stimulating.
This was very intellectual.
This is the type of energy I need around me at all times.
Yeah.
Big facts.
Murder, jail.
All of it.
We talk about the real.
The real can relate.
Demons.
The fake gotta depart.
Okay, I'm just curious.
Back in the day, let's say you met her talking this bullshit.
Oh, I would've beat her ass.
Okay.
Stop.
All right, cool.
I just want to know.
I've been saved by the Most Highs.
I say, I say, I say.
What bullshit?
I pray to the Most Highs, my sister.
I'm fucking dead.
Kayla, you've been quiet the whole show.
What's in your head right now?
I mean, a lot of people were just like, be careful going on that show.
I mean, it was fun kind of just sitting back and listening to people.
I mean, I didn't want to say too much.
Kayla, I saw on your IG you interview people.
I do.
So why are you so quiet right now?
I mean, I feel like a lot of the topics I didn't really, like, have much to say and I'm not really that religious and, like, she's just fucking crazy.
I didn't want to, like, interrupt people, but, like, I mean, I can get wild.
I just, there was no, like, topics that, like, really struck interest.
Yeah.
Yeah, I understand.
It was good.
I get that it didn't strike interest for you.
That's not.
Because your brain is moving so slow you can't keep up with the conversation.
I'll just leave it at Kayla can beat your ass.
Brianna comes from the fucking streets and can beat the fuck out of plenty of people.
Come on, K-W-L.
Let it out, y'all.
You know what we need?
You ain't ready for the heat.
Yo, we need to stream a boxing match with chicks.
What about you?
I mean, you were really going into it.
How's it short for you?
A blast.
I lived for this shit.
She loved it.
Okay, just tell me this.
Were you trolling the whole time?
I don't know what your definition of trolling is.
This is real.
That was real as it gets.
Sorry.
This is real life, unfortunately.
You, my friend, need some help.
Agreed.
That's fine.
We all agree, I think.
What about you?
Me?
I very much enjoyed this podcast.
Haram!
I used to troll him a couple times back in the day.
How?
Remember?
I used to DM you sometimes and be like, oh, what you said was bullshit.
You used to be like, why the fuck you trolling me?
But I used to go on your DMs, though.
He don't know you.
Don't make me say how you know me, Myron.
You don't remember me?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
He don't remember me.
You want me to refresh your memory?
Yeah, yeah.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Oh, we digress. - Bow, bow, bow. - Bow, bow. - Hey, you're married. - I come in peace.
I'm not married yet, but I'll tell you how I know Myron.
I never smashed Myron.
I was on a sugar daddy website and Myron slid in my DM. But his bio said he was looking for a girlfriend.
So I'm like, oh shit, he look good.
He got a little doggy.
And you know...
Myron!
Myron!
- So yeah, I was like, I was trying to fuck with him, but he was on some, oh, I don't take bitches on dates.
Come to the penthouse. - Yeah! - That's why I said his profile said he was looking for a girlfriend, but his energy was given.
He wanted to smash and bash.
So I made a couple of him back.
I started trolling him like, what you're saying is bullshit.
Look how God works.
So when she told me she was going to his podcast, I was like, oh yeah, like, fuck it, let's go.
I'm going to be on my best.
Let's go.
I'm going to tell you this.
Fuck it.
You didn't tell one lie.
Not one lie.
Not one.
Not one.
I know him a little bit.
Not like that.
I don't know him like that.
I'll tell you this though.
That's very interesting.
I mean...
You remember me.
I put a shirt up right now.
Do you remember me?
Don't play me like that.
Your hair's covered, so I honestly don't know.
I had to show up, but I... Do you remember me?
And then also, I've been...
My thing is I typically don't look at women that are hijab because that's how I was raised.
Day one.
I barely look at you.
It's my first day.
I was a slut back in the day, trust me.
Do you remember me?
You was looking my way, trust me.
She's not real.
She said she was looking my way.
She said she was looking my way.
I believe you're mine.
My name.
Okay.
All right. - I'm dead.
We'll be back on Monday.
We love y'all ninjas.
We'll catch you guys.
Like I said before, Vivek won't be on, guys, because he's got some shit going on in Iowa, so we'll reschedule it.
But I hope you guys enjoyed the show.
My ears hurt.
I'll catch you guys on Monday.
Peace.
I ran.
I ran so far away.
I just ran.
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