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Dec. 19, 2023 - Fresh & Fit
02:22:44
Did Social Media Make It Easier For Women To Walk Away From Relationships?
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Thank you.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Frustrated Podcast.
After our edition, we're joining six lovely ladies.
Let's get into it.
Let's go. . .
Get out.
It's the night.
Kind of pattern.
In the night.
No control.
Get out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
And we are back.
We are back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh Fit Podcast after our edition.
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I'll be going wild.
Well, not that wild.
It's still up.
I'll be tweeting.
Yeah, it's still up somehow.
It's still up.
That is an understatement, my friend.
Yes, it is.
You go crazy on Twitter.
So take me out on Twitter, man.
I'm trying to get it to 100K. We've been on it for about a month, and we only got kicked off once, so shout out to that, man.
I didn't think I'd last this long on Twitter, but I did shout out to Elon Musk.
So if you hit 100K, boat party?
What?
Yeah, Myron Gaines boat party, man.
Yeah, you can cover it, brother.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man, just celebrate that, man.
100K. Nah, man, I'm not doing it.
Y'all always looking for an excuse to get on the yacht, man.
Come on, man.
Yeah, and then Chris will always try to find an excuse for us to pay for shit.
Come on, man.
Chris, how about you host the party?
I mean, I can.
He gonna pay for it?
He ain't gonna pay for it.
Yeah, right.
This guy, Chris, is the king of freeloading, man.
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Wait, first, I sent you a story recently.
What happened to that?
Oh, you mean the police?
Bad boys, bad boys.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So last night, right, I was heading to a business meeting, and I was with a friend of mine who had my old SVJ, the Lamborghini.
So we're, like, kind of speeding a little bit past East Hotel, and there's a cocktail.
Yeah, I don't know.
It wasn't smart.
Anyhow, pulls me over, come to find out, license was suspended.
License plate wasn't correctly added to the car.
Your shit?
Yeah, bro.
Talk about black stereotypes.
Goddamn, bro.
License suspended?
Alright, I'm black.
I'm screwed, bro.
I'm going to jail.
Hands down, I'm going to jail.
But I was super cool about it.
Super nice to the cop.
I understand I was in the wrong ear.
And surprisingly...
No arrest, no toll for the car.
My friend drove it home and he did smack on the wrist.
Good to go.
How'd you get a suspended license?
Man, you got a Lambo, man.
I didn't know, but I had a ticket from a minute ago in Florida that I didn't even know about.
Oh, wow.
Hold on, but you know why?
They sent it to the wrong address.
Oh.
So that's why I didn't see it.
So I ended up getting a suspended license.
I'm like, bro, I didn't even know about this shit.
He said, you know what?
I've been in the force for 21 years.
You're so cool about it.
I'm going to give you a break here.
How did they?
Yeah, because they could arrest you for that shit.
How much does it owe?
Like, is the ticket now?
It's probably crazy.
It was like $300.
Oh, okay.
You just paid it off right away?
Yeah, right away.
Actually, he called my lawyer.
He just paid it in five minutes.
License was valid.
What the hell?
Crazy, bro.
Wow.
But yeah, they pulled me over.
It's all my story.
It was crazy.
Damn.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
Chris.
Chris, what about you?
Damn.
Okay.
We have six new girls on the panel.
Wait.
All new?
Yeah, you're right.
Good job, Chris.
All new.
And Five Flakes.
Yeah, Chris, Chris.
That's the internet, man.
Yeah, so anyways, guys, girls, DM me on IG. Girls, if I leave you on read, please do not send me threats on IG, bro.
This girl was like, oh yeah, well, if I'm not accepted to your podcast, this will be not the last time you see me.
I'm like, bitch, you stupid as fuck?
Yeah, you posted on your story.
She was fugly.
Hey, look, girls, if you're fugly, I will leave you on read.
You know, just being kind.
You know, I don't want you to tag me on some bullshit, so if I have you and you're on red, please do not send me threats of any kind, okay?
Just, I'm sparing you from the chat niggas, man.
Chris was squashy, bro.
Yeah, you get a lot of crazy messages, huh, Chris?
Bro, I just ignore them, man.
Good job, Chris.
Alright, man.
Without further ado, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living.
Dig status.
If you want to, of course.
Your body count.
And we're going to start right here.
Welcome to the show.
Hey, I'm Paola.
I'm 24.
I'm from Paraguay.
I don't know if you guys know where that is.
Paraguay.
That's unique.
First time I think I've heard it on a show.
Yeah.
I'm from Paraguay.
I'm doing my MBA with Information Technology.
What else did you ask?
What do you do for work?
I'm an event manager.
Event manager?
Okay.
And then you're in school right now pursuing your MBA, you said, right?
In Information Technology, yeah.
Okay.
And then where did you get your bachelor's from?
In St.
Bonaventure University in Buffalo.
Wait, what?
Buffalo?
At what university?
St.
Bonaventure University.
St.
Vincent?
St.
Bonaventure University.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm fine.
And what'd you get it in?
What'd you major in?
Management and finance.
Okay.
And then where do you...
You don't have to if you don't want to, but where are you getting your MBA now?
Here in Miami somewhere?
No, in California.
Online school?
Yeah.
It's hybrid because I can't do online, fully online.
Okay.
Do you live here in Miami or are you just visiting?
I live here.
You live here now?
Okay.
So you're from Paraguay, but you live here now.
Yes.
Alright.
And then, relationship status?
I'm taken.
You're what?
You're taken?
Yeah.
Okay, how long have you been together?
Why'd you um...
Are you not sure?
It's complicated.
Oh, yeah.
So she's single.
Single, basically.
No, that's not single.
How long you guys been taken slash complicated?
Three years.
Goddamn.
Is he from Paraguay as well?
No.
He's from another country.
Who doesn't want to commit?
You or him?
He's from another country?
Yes.
Where's he from?
Do I have to say that?
I mean, the world's a big place.
Just to know.
No, no.
Sorry.
He's from Spain.
There's a lot of Spanish guys.
Who doesn't want to commit?
You or him?
No, we are committed.
It's just like, it has been on and off.
What?
It has been on and off.
It was just that.
She's saying it's on and off.
Yeah.
Thanks for understanding.
Okay, who makes it more on and off?
Who breaks up more?
Oh, he breaks up with you more?
No, no, no.
You break up with him more?
No, I have to give details.
I mean, you know, I'm just asking.
You said on and off, so every time it's off, someone has to turn it off.
Who turns it off more?
I feel like I turn it off, yeah.
You turn it off more?
Yeah.
Okay.
Cheater.
Oh shit, fresh.
No, it's not.
Body count?
No comment.
Okay.
Let me ask you this.
Name one thing that he does wrong in the relationship and then one thing you do wrong.
He's terrible at communicating.
Okay.
And then one thing you do wrong?
I'm very impulsive.
Okay.
Cheater.
Dick!
Impulsive.
Okay.
Is he here in Miami, too, or no?
No.
Oh, that makes sense.
Oh, man.
I should cheat your mouth.
Yeah, he's all the way in Spain, goddamn.
Oh, yeah.
Fresh is right, bro.
Okay.
And then you want to ask your favorite question, Fresh?
Birth control.
No.
Alright, she wants to have a kid.
Keeps it all natural.
There you go.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name's Noelle.
I'm 23 and I'm from California.
Okay.
I'm a scientific analyst.
Okay.
What part of California are you from?
Ripon, California.
It's a very tiny town in Central Valley.
Okay.
And then you're a scientific what?
Scientific analyst.
Okay.
What do you analyze scientifically?
Buffers and reagents for medical testing kits.
So I help formulate those.
Okay.
Um...
Alright.
Do you live here in Miami or just visiting?
I'm just visiting.
Just visiting?
Yeah.
Okay.
Girls trip or something or what?
I'm out here alone.
Oh, yellow.
Oh, okay.
Alone, huh?
What the fuck was that, Chris?
None.
What the fuck, Chris?
I saw something in my throat, man.
I'm a beer.
What the hell?
What the hell is that?
Yeah, fresh.
Alright.
Bless you, Chris.
Alright, so your scientific analyst, you said, okay, highest education level completed?
High school.
High school?
Okay.
I was in college, I was in vet school, and then I dropped out because I'd networked my way into the lab job that I had.
Okay.
Networking, man.
Why did you leave the vet school?
Did you get tired of animals?
No, I realized I would be making more money in the labs than I would as a vet tech or veterinarian.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
And then, are your parents still together?
Yes, my parents are still together.
How long have they been married?
Over 20 years.
They're Mormon.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I was raised Mormon.
Okay.
It's safe to say you're not practicing?
No, but I am still religious, yeah.
Okay.
Are you on birth control?
No.
No.
Are your parents still together?
I forgot to ask you that.
Sorry.
No, they're not.
No?
How long have they been divorced?
Since I was six.
Like, 22.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Luana Larkin.
What's her?
Luana Larkin.
Luana, okay.
Full name.
Yeah, full name.
Luana.
How old are you, Luana?
I'm 30.
Oh, 30?
Where are you originally from?
I'm from Brazil, but I live in Miami for seven years.
Okay.
Wow.
Jose, bon dia?
Bon dia, yeah.
Good morning.
Good morning.
You live here in Miami or Pompano Beach?
No, I live sunny areas.
Okay.
She went to Russians.
Okay.
Russia.
Okay.
So you're from Brazil.
What part of Brazil are you from originally?
I'm from Minas Gerais.
It's close to São Paulo, Rio, but it's Minas Gerais.
Okay.
And you said you've been here for seven years, right?
Yes.
All right.
What do you do for work?
I graduated in a dentist.
Oh, you're a dentist.
Yeah.
In Miami, I'm a realtor, real estate.
I work in real estate.
I have my license.
I stock market trade every day.
I invest in gold in Arizona.
I have my company.
So, yeah, I invest.
I invest in a Flippy House, too, in Memphis.
You do a lot.
You said first you're a dentist.
Are you a dentist back in Brazil?
In Brazil, yeah.
Okay.
You didn't take the test to become a dentist here?
No, no.
I take my license for realtor.
I stock market trade.
I like it.
I do it every day.
I'm doing good.
I don't need to take my license here.
So you're a dentist in Brazil and then you trade your stock market trader here?
Yes.
Crypto stocks.
You trade crypto and stocks?
Yeah.
Are you like a swing trader or day trader?
Swing trader.
Okay.
All right.
And then you said you're also a realtor.
Yes.
Sometimes.
I have my license active.
I have a true property for sale now, but I prefer a stock market trader.
Okay.
And then you said, so you said you were also in real estate.
You said flipping?
Yeah.
I flip in house.
I buy.
I renovation.
Yeah.
I sell.
Okay, so you buy rehab, refinance, and then resell.
You BRRRR. Okay.
That's cool.
Alright, when's the last time you did a BRRRR? Sorry.
When's the last time you bought a house and you flipped it?
Yeah, in 2020.
For three years, I flipped it because it's the permit for fix this, permit for fix that.
It takes too long for this.
I don't like it a lot.
Okay, because I was going to say, you're probably not doing that now because the rates are really high.
No, it's too bad.
So you haven't done it since 2020.
Yeah, it's in a market.
Two-house, Skyflip, I buy in 2020.
Now it's in a market.
Done.
So you have a lot of different...
Would you say stock market is how you make most of your money now?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so you trade, make a profit, take out your profit.
Yeah, I put in high-save account and wait for the best time to buy more.
Okay.
High-save account.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Yeah.
Graduation.
Like college?
Yeah.
In Brazil?
Like dentist school?
Is that what it's called?
Uh-huh.
How long is that?
Five years.
Okay.
So just five years straight, you go, when you go to, so you finish high school and then go five years straight, you can become a dentist in Brazil?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
And then relationship status?
I window.
Oh, Widow.
Oh, Widow.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
My husband passed away four years ago.
Okay, my condolences.
Now I'm single.
I don't have anybody.
I stayed depressed for four years, so this year I go back.
She belongs to the streets!
Was he American?
American.
Was he a trader himself?
No, he's a broker.
Okay, he was a stockbroker?
Yeah.
Okay.
Did he teach you how to trade and stuff?
No, he's a broker in the real estate.
Oh, real estate broker.
Stock market trader, I do it myself.
I stood it myself.
Okay.
How did you meet your husband?
My husband?
Yeah, I come from Miami for vacations.
So I met him and his friends.
I started dating.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
Yes, 35 years.
Oh, shit.
How did he pass away?
He had a head attack, 40 years old.
Oh.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, too early.
Okay.
Are you on birth control?
No.
Okay.
And body count?
I mean, Chad wants to know, man.
Oh, my God.
I mean, have some remorse, man.
Come on, man.
Have some remorse, bro.
All right, fine, fine.
Give her a break.
Give her a break.
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
Chris, have a good day.
Buongia.
Buongia, Chris.
What about you?
Hi, my name is Chandra.
I'm 29 years old.
Sorry, it was what?
Chandra?
Chandra.
Chandra.
Like Chandon.
C-H-A-N-D-R-A. 29.
29.
Where are you from?
I'm originally from Pakistan, but I live in Toronto.
All right.
So I'm assuming you're just here to visit?
Yeah, I'm just here to visit.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
So I'm a licensed paralegal, and I don't practice on my own right now, but I work for the government.
Okay.
You work for the Crown or what?
No, I work in securities law for the Securities Commission.
Okay.
So the Canadian functional equivalent of the SEC here.
Yes, exactly.
Perfect.
And I'm a litigation assistant.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
So you help your attorney prepare to fight in court, basically.
Are you guys litigating that often?
Yeah.
Where they legitimately need a...
Yeah.
Well, actually, no, that makes sense, because you work for the government, right?
So you guys are the plaintiff every single time, and you're bringing them to court to try to get...
So it's not in like, it's the tribunal, right?
So the OSC is its own tribunal.
But we investigate, when we get like people investing and there's, you know, like fraudulent activity, people will inform us.
We start, it starts in case assessment.
Is there a case against this person?
There's investigations involved, and I'm in the last department, which is the litigation section.
Because at that point, you're preparing to go to trial.
Exactly.
I'm assuming this is all civil, right?
Yeah.
Not criminal whatsoever?
So we have quasi-criminal.
So some things can get into the criminal sector, yeah.
That's not my department, though.
Yeah, yeah.
We have a separate department for that.
Of course, of course.
And at that point, it's probably going to be a prosecutor like a crown that takes it, right?
So, question then.
So if you're...
If they're doing that, are you guys handling it if it doesn't qualify for a criminal?
Or do you guys do it both where there's a criminal case and a civil case going at the same time for the individual?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It could be a joint thing.
Okay.
And we're talking insider trading, fraud.
Fraud, yeah.
Not registered with the OSC. Gathering funds inappropriately, shit like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
So the Canadian functional equivalents of the SEC. SEC, exactly, yeah.
Okay.
Wow.
And who investigates SEC fraud?
Is it the RCMP? No.
For criminal.
I'm saying for criminal.
Who investigates it for criminal?
Criminal, I don't know because that's not my department at all.
So it's completely separate.
Sorry, Amaran.
I'm pretty sure it's RCMP. That's their FBI. It probably is, yeah.
That's their FBI and they only really have one federal police.
They got them and CBSA and that's pretty much it.
Okay.
Government lingo.
I don't know what you're saying.
What are you guys saying right now?
ASPCC? RSPCC? It's Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
That's the Canadian version of the FBI. They do federal investigations.
And then in the United States, the SEC, a lot of times they don't...
They do the cases, but it's normally administrative.
So the FBI does it.
So like Jordan Belfort, Wolf of Wall Street, SEC was going after him and the FBI. SEC handled it on the administrative side because he was doing the penny stocks and all that bullshit.
Then the FBI came after him criminally.
She does, think of it, the Canadian functional equivalent to the SEC, but on the civil side is what she does.
So she goes after Canadian Jordan Belfort is what she does.
Okay, well, shout out to that.
For the audience to understand.
It reacts.
Collab.
It reacts live.
Collab.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
So I have a bachelor in social work and then I have my license as a paralegal.
Okay.
University.
Relationship status?
Recently single.
Well, that's why she's in Miami.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why did it end?
He was an alcoholic, and it was just not for me.
Was he Pakistani too?
He was Indian.
Oh, shut up.
Punjabi.
I'm sure he told you the phrase.
What?
Thank you, come again.
He's a Western Indian, okay?
Was he Muslim?
No, Punjabi.
I'm Catholic too.
You're a Catholic Pakistani?
What the hell?
Yeah, super haram.
What the hell?
That's rare.
You rarely find...
Yeah, there's a minority in Pakistan that's Catholic.
Yeah, there is.
And your family's Catholic and everything too, right?
Oh, okay.
Very rare.
Are your parents still together?
No.
See, that's why I don't work.
No, I'm just kidding.
How long have they been divorced?
Um, their divorce got finalized very recently, but I haven't actually spoken to my dad since 2010.
Damn!
Okay, so they've been separated half your adult life, pretty much.
Pretty much.
Okay.
You know what's funny?
Yeah.
I can see you both doing a scene together.
Like a Fatic Reacts.
Yeah, Fatic Reacts.
Ah, I mean, it's different.
She does the civil side.
Completely different, huh?
Oh.
Okay.
Okay, yeah.
We got the feds.
Okay, okay.
W, we, man.
It's kind of quibbling.
Why y'all niggas always doing this, man?
Come on, man.
Come on.
Yes, sir!
Hey, man.
Chris.
Yo, Chris.
What's up, Raj?
The noise don't lie.
Hey, hey.
We know.
Wow!
I know what you did there, Fresh.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I know what you did there.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, I don't get it, but alright.
And then, oh, are you on birth control?
Yes.
W! Okay, Myron!
Let's go!
Your bar count?
W! I'm not answering that.
Oh, okay!
W, Myron!
Plus one today for Myron!
What about you?
Yeah.
What's your name?
Hello, my name's Amber.
I'm from Venezuela.
Chama!
Yeah.
How old are you, Amber?
I'm 20.
Okay.
And what part of Venezuela are you from?
Caracas.
Okay.
Caracas.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
So currently I am working.
I do cosmetology because I'm trying to like save up so I could do what I want to major in.
So that's what I'm trying to do.
Okay.
Are you currently in school too?
I finished high school so that's why I'm trying to save up so I can major and I want to become a better nerd.
Okay, so you're doing cosmetology now.
High school is your graduate, but you're trying to go to college.
Yeah.
Are you trying to go to, like, cosmetology school?
No, cosmetology is like my side hustle.
Oh, you said veterinary.
You want to be a vet.
Okay.
And then, relationship status?
I am single.
Single as fuck.
Is your ex also an alcoholic?
No, my ex is not an alcoholic.
He was just broke and he didn't want to do anything to do nothing about it.
Oh, damn.
Tell him.
Wow.
I'll say it.
I don't give a fuck.
Tell him how you feel.
Honestly, I feel free as fuck.
What's his name?
I feel free.
Honestly, let me not even try him that much and put him on here, but I'm honestly doing better without him.
Oh shit.
Fantastic.
Wait, so why'd you choose...
Well, first off, you chose a broke dude, right?
Honestly, at first, I thought he had something figured out for himself, but he did not want to do shit.
His wheels was broken.
Oh shit.
So I was like, okay, I give him time.
Like, I was like trying to work.
How much time to give him?
I give him like six months and I won't do it again.
Really?
Yes.
And you left his ass?
Yes, I broke up with him.
Six months later?
I gave him time because I wanted to work it out with him, but he didn't want to.
He didn't want to fix himself, so I'm like, what's the point of being with somebody if they're not going to fix themselves?
Exactly.
What did he do in the first place?
Wait, so Chad's saying that he sold you the dream and you're mad as fuck right now?
W-Mans.
Well, what did he do when you met him?
What he do, like, at least...
Drugs?
Okay, don't...
No, I mean, like, what do you do for work?
I mean...
Okay, he was a plug.
Yo!
I'm telling you, I told you, man.
I told you, man.
There's a game called drug game, bro.
It's called drug game.
You be the plug, I plug them in.
Literally.
Yo, plug niggas, bro.
What did your ex do?
I mean, he was getting money.
What did he do?
Did he own a liquor store or something?
No, he was very successful, actually.
He has a HVAC company, and he was a firefighter.
Alcoholic firefighter?
Damn.
Well, they don't work every day.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Off the Henny.
He had the firehouse get lit for real.
He put out fires and get lit at the same time.
You need to save it.
Let's go!
Nigga drinking fireballs for real.
Oh, shit.
Alright.
Sorry, that was too easy.
You just fucked up.
And then your guy...
I mean, come on, man.
How you gonna get with a drug dealer and think that is...
He's gonna change for me!
Change for me!
For me!
I'm the one!
I know you ain't laughing.
What's your guy do?
What's your guy do?
He was a tennis instructor in the Hamptons.
Oh, no wonder she pissed.
All the honeys.
Yeah, okay.
So, your next guy.
Next guy?
What's going to be different about him?
Honestly, I just want him to have his shit together so we could both do something together so it won't be the last one.
Wait, so kids?
Kids?
Do you have kids or no?
No.
Okay.
That's Chris in the back, by the way.
So, okay, how long have you been single with this guy?
Like, when did you break up with him?
A month ago.
What about you, recently?
In April.
Oh, okay.
And then what about you?
Well, you guys are on.
When's the last time y'all broke up?
Like...
A week ago.
Two months ago.
Like two months ago?
So you guys have been going consistently for the past two months?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then when's the last boyfriend you had?
August.
Yeah, I broke up with him in August.
Why'd you break up with him?
Disclaimer, I did not have Hinge.
I used my friend's account, but he was on Hinge while we were dating.
How does that go?
So he swiped right, and it wasn't even the girl?
Yeah, he matched with one of my friends, and she sent me a screenshot, and so I was like, bet.
And so I went to my other friend's house, and I was like, can I use your phone?
And so I made a profile.
Was she not pissed at us?
She was like, why are you stealing my guy?
No, this was my boyfriend, and then he matched with her, right?
And then she let me know.
She wasn't pissed.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay, y'all were dating, and he was on Hinge.
Yeah, me and the guy we were dating, he was on Hinge, and my friends let me know because they saw him.
Gotcha.
And then I made a fake profile, matched with him, and then called him up, and I was like...
And he goes swipe right on everybody.
Swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe.
Was he a Mormon too?
No, he was Catholic.
Okay.
I was kind of bummed because I was like, hey, this is someone religious that wants the same thing as me.
So what did you do then?
So you matched up with him on his fake profile, then what?
I called him.
I was like, what are you doing right now?
And he hadn't texted me back that day, but he had matched with the girl.
So I called him up.
I said, what are you doing?
And he was like, oh, I'm just getting ready for work.
I was like, okay.
I was like, do you still have that stuff I left?
And he was like, yeah.
And I was like, is it okay if I come pick it up right now?
He was like, yeah, what's wrong?
And I was like, nothing.
I was like, I've talked to you about this before.
I'm not going to talk to you about it again.
I'm coming to pick up my stuff.
And so I just went, grabbed my stuff, and left.
I wasn't gonna like...
Oh, y'all living together?
No, he was living at his parents' house.
I was living at my parents' house.
So you just went and got your stuff from his house?
Yeah, I just went and got my stuff.
Damn, that was coldplay.
Like, that's it?
And that was it?
Like, you didn't even tell him, like, I'm done with you or why?
You didn't tell him why?
Well, I like looked at him.
I was like, like, what the heck, dude?
Like, and he...
What the heck, dude?
Dude, Kelly talk, man.
Come on, dude, man.
I mean, well...
Do better, dude.
Dude, man.
He tried to lie about it, but I was like, look, I have the screenshots.
Come on, dude.
Yeah, but isn't that like a small town?
Sorry.
What the fuck?
It's a new sound effect, man.
I'm trying now.
It was a small town, so I was going to find out regardless.
Yeah.
Imagine doing Tinder in a small-ass town.
Yeah.
And then you said you're back out there now dating again.
How's it been for you after four years of not...
You didn't talk to anybody for four years?
Come on.
Four years?
This year, I dated somebody.
What's it like getting back out there then after four years?
It's two months only.
It's okay.
I don't...
You're talking to someone right now, you said?
No, I dated for two months, somebody, but break up.
Why you break up?
I don't know.
I think Sina like my personality.
I can't explain.
So no good?
No good.
Okay, no good.
Do you have bad teeth or something?
No, no.
He had good teeth?
I have good teeth.
Okay.
All right.
And then going back to you.
Okay, so you broke up with your guy a month ago, right?
He was a plug?
Yeah.
Just out of curiosity.
Wait, what did he supply?
Yeah, I was gonna say, what products?
You know what?
I'll just not say all that.
Nah, it's too late, man.
Nah, it's too late.
Just say it.
Come on, say it, say it.
Alright, I won't put his name out there, but he was just a plug for weed.
That's it.
Okay.
So he wasn't selling all that hard shit.
Wait, uh, what was he?
Black Spanish?
He was Jamaican.
Hey!
I love you, man!
The stereotypes, man.
Let's go!
Yo, the stereotypes are alive and well on this show.
Goddamn it.
Let's go.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Is your body count, by the way?
Bro, what the hell?
Body count?
Um, I will not say.
Bro, she's lying as fuck, man.
She's playing hard as fuck.
Are your parents still together?
Are my parents still together?
Yeah.
My dad passed away.
I'm sorry to hear that.
For like 20 years.
Okay, but they were together before him?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, are you on birth control?
No, I'm celibate.
That's a cat, bro.
Yeah, I am.
Stop the cat!
Alright, when's the last time you smashed?
Be honest.
Two weeks ago.
No, that's when I was with my significant ex.
Other.
So, that would have to be, like, before we broke up.
Bro, why are you blanking hard?
So, my body count is on.
I don't know.
No, for real.
That's the last person.
Bro, you got a tattoo in the middle of your chest.
Okay, what does I have to say about my body count?
She belongs to the street.
So, you said you haven't had sex in a month?
Two.
Two months.
Fantastic.
What about you?
When's the last time you got laid, Ms.
Pakistan?
Don't cap.
Don't cap.
Last time.
Why she laughing like that, man?
Today?
You shot today?
Yesterday.
Okay.
Hey, what about you?
She's in Miami.
I broke up in October.
October.
You haven't gotten laid since October?
Bruh, that's cat, bro.
Bruh.
Alright, what about you?
When was the last time you got laid, Ms.
Mormon?
Yesterday.
Okay.
Okay, alright.
She said that shit loads on.
Wait, hold on.
What's who?
Because she's in Miami.
What the fuck?
She's in Miami.
Okay.
How'd y'all meet in the club?
No.
Oh, okay.
Bo?
No.
Okay.
Church?
Church?
And then when was the last time you got laid, Miss...
Two weeks ago.
Two weeks ago?
Yeah.
On a tennis court.
So sad.
I believe you.
And then when was the last time you got laid?
I know we didn't introduce you yet, but...
It was my birthday party.
It was my birthday party.
You haven't got late since September, I don't believe that.
I mean, let's ask her name first.
Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
I mean, relax, Chris.
Since we're on the topic, I had to ask her.
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, at least two girls on the panel kept it real.
Alright, what's your name?
My name's Stephanie.
I'm 19.
I work as a lifeguard and I'm in my family business as a community association management manager.
I administrate buildings and just help with that.
Your company runs a real estate management company?
Yeah, my parents built it.
I'm just maintaining it and keep it going for the bloodline.
Where are you from?
Oh, I'm Peruvian.
Latina.
Okay, but where'd you grow up?
Like here, Miami?
Yeah, I grew up here.
But in my household, we only talk Spanish, so I got that Spanish in me.
Wait, you're a lifeguard?
Yeah, I'm kind of bored of it, though.
At a government pool.
Because they pay pretty good, not gonna lie.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Seventeen an hour, and I just...
For every 30 minutes I work, I get a 30-minute break, so...
They gotta save those black people.
Wait, how many people have you actually saved?
Two.
Two?
A little kid and then a woman.
She, like, was tired.
Were they black?
Were they black?
One of them was.
We know niggas can't swim.
Yeah, one of them was.
One of them was.
That's funny.
I didn't go swim either, so I'll probably decent save them.
I can swim, man.
Yeah, well, I know...
I'm from the islands.
Well, you're from the islands, so that makes sense.
You're an amphibious nigga.
What does that even mean?
Okay.
Okay.
And then, highest education, you're only 19, so high school, I'm guessing?
No, I'm in university.
I'm in my first year in FIU. But completed, but yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so you're in...
I'm studying, majoring in biology.
I want to be a dermatologist.
Okay.
Okay.
And then, relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Did you also break up recently?
September.
So, I wouldn't say too recently.
Okay.
Okay.
And then, what happened with that relationship?
He didn't have his life together, and I did, and I was constantly babying him, mothering him, like telling him what to do.
Was he 19 too?
No, he was 20, and he didn't have a car, he didn't have a place, he didn't finish high school.
Are you guys friends?
Yeah.
Makes sense.
He didn't finish high school.
That's crazy.
Was your guy a plug too?
No!
He was a good guy.
He just didn't have his shit together.
Like I can still say to this day he was a good guy.
He just didn't have his shit together.
And like I couldn't just like wait.
I waited nine months and he still couldn't.
From the moment I met him he couldn't.
We did a show earlier.
Nine months and six months.
Five ways not to be broke.
Yeah.
Trust me when I say you don't want to be a brokeie, bro.
Facts.
They'll leave you in a heartbeat.
All right.
And then, are your parents still together?
Yes, they are.
Okay.
And then, are you in birth control?
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait.
Actually, never mind.
I got a joke, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
You got it done?
Okay.
No.
All right, cool.
So we got the panel ID'd, I guess.
Pretty much.
Interesting panel here that we got.
Welcome to the show, ladies.
Yeah, welcome to the show, ladies.
So what we did was, before the show- Some questions.
We went ahead and grabbed some questions from the ladies beforehand.
Anonymous.
Anonymous, of course.
Ladies, when I read the question, if you want to go ahead and say it was my question, you can.
Or if not, you don't have to.
Should we read chats first, or- Chats first, then these.
Alright, so go ahead for us.
I'll read the chats real fast.
What do we got here?
We got Josh goes, W. Chris, W. Adlibs.
Facts.
This nigga thinks he's Jim Jones.
It's 2006.
Need help goes, Hey FNF, I need your help.
Currently truck drive with my wife making 300k per year driving.
I feel like shit because I got her working too, but the money keeps me stuck.
I was thinking about doing a coding boot camp and trying to jump into coding and have...
I think there's probably a part two to that.
Bro, real estate will get you free, my friend, if you're tired of working.
You're making quite a bit of money, start investing.
Haitian Jack goes, question for ladies, have you ever dated a broke man for how long?
Well, we actually have two girls here.
Anyone else here dated a broke man for a while?
I did.
You did?
What was that like?
What was that experience like?
It was awful.
I did not like it.
Was he Mormon as well, or duh?
No, he wasn't.
What was he?
He wasn't religious.
Okay.
Yeah, we had met at work.
We were together for a year, and I let him move into my apartment, and I was paying everything, driving him to and from work, and all that.
He ended up cheating, so...
Trigger mama.
Okay.
Yeah, that's basically what it was.
Alright.
Was he a black guy?
Yeah.
Damn, man, you fucked up.
Uh...
She a Knight Rider.
What about you?
You've ever dated a broke guy before?
Never.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
You?
No.
Well, we know y'all have.
Okay.
Fair enough.
What do we got here?
Frosh.
Ladies, what's the capital of the District of Columbia?
Anybody know?
Anybody know?
Okay.
Quiet as a mouse.
Nobody has anything?
No.
It's a trick question.
Do you know?
John May goes, what do you think of the women on Instagram and TikTok that teach women how to get men to spend money on them with expensive dates, gifts, etc.?
Lady from Cheesecake Factory video was using these talking points.
Curious what the women say versus the men.
Alright, we can go around the table on that one real fast.
What are your thoughts on, I'm sure, I don't know if you guys have seen this, but there's women on TikTok and Instagram that give girls dating advice.
Hey, this is how you finesse guys on dinners.
This is how you get bags.
This is how you get certain luxurious experiences without having to, you know, have sex with an individual.
What are your thoughts on that?
We can start right here and then work our way back this way.
And then on the next question, it'll be here, then this way.
It's way too easy for girls nowadays.
So, like, it's at grasp.
You don't have to pay for anything.
And the guys are already offering it, so it's like, it's hard to say no.
But I wouldn't necessarily go out looking for it.
It's more of they come to me type of thing.
Do you say yes?
I mean, it's a free dinner, so...
Okay.
Like, shit.
Alright.
So it's way too easy for girls nowadays.
Yeah, it's tough for guys, you know, like they're...
Do you have a brother or something?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Is he your age or older?
Ten year difference.
So he's 29.
Okay.
Do you see him like struggling with the ladies and shit?
Oh no, he's fine.
He's fine.
He's chilling.
What about you?
What are your thoughts on that with girls putting out content to teach women how to finesse dudes?
I feel like you should just go out with somebody that you genuinely have an interest with, because why not just buy yourself your own meal and your own dinner?
Like, why spend time with somebody you don't even like, to be honest?
Well, apparently, it didn't work out for you last time.
I know, but I was actually trying to get him to get his shit figured out, and I was trying to help him.
He said he wanted you to pay for yourself.
That's what you're saying right now.
He actually sometimes paid for me, though.
So I'll give him that.
Okay.
What are your thoughts on it?
I don't like the word finesse.
I don't think you should be trying to finesse a man.
I think you should get a guy that you genuinely like, that genuinely likes you.
And when you bring what you need to bring to the table, he's going to want to provide for you and he's going to want to do those things for you anyway.
So I don't necessarily agree with that word finesse or putting out content to try to finesse a guy.
I do agree with what you guys said, that men have it hard.
And I appreciate what they have to do in this world to get where they have to be, right?
It's much harder for men than it is for women.
Yeah, I think you should just, you need to, you need to be the type of woman that a man wants to provide for.
Okay.
All right.
That's fair.
What about you?
What are your thoughts on girls giving advice on how to get free stuff?
Yeah, I think so.
This is natural, the man, if you, if you may want to spend something, but I think so you have to looking for the personality.
So what if you like the guy?
So I know I agree because somebody teaches us something for gifts or something.
I think this is natural.
He want to give something is natural.
You don't have to teach us something like this.
It's natural.
He wants to provide for you.
So just look for personality because naturally he'll want to provide for you.
Okay.
What about you?
I don't like the content that women post about finessing men.
I think they're compensating for being incapable of being desirable to be wiped up.
And I think it's negative.
I don't think women should finesse men.
If you really love the man, money shouldn't matter.
Okay.
Good point.
And then at the same time, we also say we don't want to meet with a broke person.
If you're finessing them, you don't love them.
Yeah, there's girls that are genuine.
Those are women.
And then there's girls that want a guy for money, and that's a girl.
It should be 50-50, to be honest.
That's my opinion.
Really?
No.
I mean, 50-50, like, sometimes you buy dinner or whatever, you make something, and sometimes he takes you out, but not forced, but, like, you know, have a balance with each other.
So you're saying you wanted to split with you most of the time?
Not split the bill, but, like, you either pay for it, and then he pays for it the other time, you know?
So tit for tat?
Yeah.
Like...
Would you actually like that, going half and half on the bills with the guy?
No, because it's stupid.
Like, I feel like a person should pay.
No, no, no.
And I'm not contradicting myself.
I'm saying, like, one day you go and you pay for the dinner or wherever you guys are going, and then the next time that you go out, he goes and pays for it.
I agree with that.
Yeah.
So, you guys are both interested in each other, so you guys, like, show up.
But you wouldn't want to pay.
Yeah.
My bad.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Okay, that was a great explanation.
I feel like if they make you pay 50-50 on the first time, that's not a date.
That's just hanging out.
That's your friend.
Are you going to respect a man that makes you pay 50-50?
No, not like he tells you to, but it's just something that happens.
But he can pay a majority and then once in a while you pay for little things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like a thoughtful gift or whatever.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I wouldn't respect a man that had to pay 50-50.
I think you're trying to say a genuine connection when a person cares about you and does things for you.
Both people, right?
Yeah.
But not all the time though.
Sometimes.
Yeah, not all the time, but sometimes it's Because what you said earlier didn't make a lot of sense.
Okay, my bad.
You're correcting me better.
Okay.
Cool.
I guess she used her guy Zaza right before the show or something.
Her ex is Zaza.
What else do we got here?
You want to hit the first question or...
We could.
Bill, Mo, you guys tell me or keep going.
All right.
I'm gonna fly through these then.
I appreciate every one of you fellas are constantly doing everything you fellas are doing.
The amount of work you fellas do is commendable and an owner of a company.
I appreciate the time.
You all put in fresh...
Well, go on.
Mary, keep being a savage.
The panel of ladies, don't say stupid things.
LOL. Welcome!
Bimbo Bread Co.
goes, shut up and have keep teaching you three or four as when are we making more sandwiches?
Soon enough, my friend.
Jaleel goes, ratings, oh no, guys, remember, 20 and up is being read on air, so we'll show it on screen, but we're only going to read 20 and up.
Fresher Samuta goes, wow, that kneecap with an eyebrow was early today?
What?
Anyway, ready for these hemorphodites from Fresh.
Paraguay, two.
Born Again Virgin, four.
ESL, five.
Shithead, three.
Goddamn, nigga.
Amber Not Heard, three.
Two.
And then brick-shaped hips, one.
What the fuck?
Stephanie, stop drinking maple syrup.
Where's your munta, man?
Who's Stephanie?
You don't want to know.
Oh, you?
Nigga said stop drinking syrup.
What the fuck, man?
All right, question for the ladies.
Nigga said she's enjoying too much of those free dinners.
Yeah.
That was some fucking assholes, man.
Question for the ladies.
Would you rather be 100% loyal or pay 100% of the bills?
You can't choose both or neither.
Okay.
Would you rather be 100% loyal or pay 100% of the bills?
And being 100% loyal means you're not going out, you're dressing conservatively when your guy's not around, no Instagram, no nothing.
Can't go out.
You want to be what?
How is having Instagram being disloyal?
Yeah.
Or going out.
What's your man?
Yeah, with your man.
It's saying...
What, Chris?
Would you rather your man be 100% loyal or pay...
Oh, my bad.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, would you...
Yeah, better question.
Okay, so I was confused.
Would you rather your man...
Sorry about that, Chris.
Would you rather your man be 100% loyal or pay 100% of the bills?
So in other words, if he's paying 100% of the bills, he might step out and have sex with another girl every now and then.
All men cheat anyway, so I'll go for 100% of the bills.
Okay.
I'll go for loyalty.
I value my sexual health more than money.
Okay.
In my situation, 100% lawyer.
Because I can't support he grow up.
Lawyer?
Okay.
Fantastic.
I know what you meant.
Loyalty.
Okay.
What about you?
Bills.
Okay.
She understands the mission.
Loyalty.
I don't want to catch no STDs.
Well, you did in Jamaican.
I mean, that niggas don't play.
No, but he was loyal, though.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, okay.
Niggas was a drug dealer?
How do you know?
Because I would have his socials.
So?
And he would call me.
Niggas creep in real life.
Yep.
Yo, he sold you weed.
Sold another girl weed for free.
He did not sell me weed.
She didn't pay for it.
That makes sense.
Yeah, she didn't pay.
Well, guess what?
She didn't pay for it either.
What the fuck?
In a different way, though.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Alright, what about you?
100% loyalty or?
Loyalty, 100%.
With all loyalty, there's nothing.
Did your ex cheat on you?
No, I've never had a ex.
Did your ex cheat?
Well, you don't know.
Your guy, was it open relationship or no?
No.
Oh, it's closed.
But if you found out that he was having sex with other women and he wasn't alcoholic, would you be okay with it?
I wouldn't be okay with it.
Obviously not.
Would you leave?
Yeah.
Even if he took care of you?
Yeah, he did.
Did the ex take care of you?
Like, he paid all your bills and everything?
Damn.
Okay.
And you left him because alcohol was that bad, I guess.
Yeah, like, it was...
I'm not gonna sit here and talk shit about him.
He was a good guy.
We had good times.
Addiction's like a really bad thing.
And he really tried, and I tried to help him as much as I could.
He couldn't overcome it, and it was just not the direction of what I wanted to go in.
Well, the good thing is, he don't drink.
This guy, man.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So, he paid the bills, and he drank, like, was it crazy?
Chris, like you?
No, no, I'm serious.
Like, he paid the bills, he took care of you, and he had a drink here and there.
Like, was it, like, physical?
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't a drink here and there.
Like, listen, like, day to day, he was great.
But then on the weekend, it was always some sort of issue.
And for me, personally...
Oh, so he didn't drink every day.
No, he didn't drink every day.
He was like a functional alcoholic, I guess.
He would drink on the weekend, and when it was on the weekend, I would be with him, but it would cause us to have really bad fights.
It would just cause us to be in a really bad situation.
His friends were kind of the same.
He was 12 years older than me.
He's 40.
41 now.
And so it just got to a point where I'm like, if you're not going to be able to...
I kind of had to babysit him when we would go out.
As a grown-ass man, I don't need to babysit you.
So he wasn't functional then?
He was functional during the week.
During the week, yeah.
He had a successful business.
Did you make him drink, though?
No, I didn't.
I stopped drinking.
No, I mean, stress for him.
No, I tried to actually make his life the easiest.
He had a business.
I worked from home.
I used to help him with his business.
We lived together.
I used to do all our grocery shopping.
I would clean the house.
I would cook for him.
I did anything to make his life easier.
Did he hit you in any sorts or cuss you out?
No, no, no.
He never got physical, but we'd get into disagreements where maybe he'd say disrespectful stuff.
Like what?
Shut up, bitch?
Yeah, he would call me a bitch.
When guys are mad, they call you a hoe.
You know I wasn't a hoe.
It was bad when he got drunk.
Yeah, when it was good, it was really good.
When it was bad, it was really bad.
And then for me personally, I want kids...
What would be a focal point of the argument, though?
I'm trying to figure out...
I would try to get him to stop drinking.
He would invite everyone back to our house.
I didn't want people back at our house.
So he wanted a party to keep going.
He just wanted to keep going.
Let's go!
And I was like, you're 40.
It's different when you're in your 20s or 30s.
He wanted a family too.
And I was like, you can't even take care of yourself.
And you want me to have a child?
I know I can take care of a child, but...
How long were we all together?
Two years.
So basically, you were gaslighting, and you lit the match.
What?
You get it?
Wait.
Yeah.
Come on, man!
I was gaslighting, or he was gaslighting.
Wait, wait.
So, quick question.
I was not gaslighting.
If he's paying the bills, right?
Isn't taking care of a child your fucking...
Yeah, yeah, it is.
I would love to take care of a child.
So if he's paying for the child and everything, that should be your...
Well, I don't want the father of my child to be an alcoholic.
For me, my mindset when I left him is that if I don't want to have a son that I can be proud of if he was exactly like you, I don't want to have a child with you.
So that was my mindset.
But you're 29, man.
You don't have time.
Chris, come on, man.
I'm telling the truth, man.
I mean, like, come on, man.
He didn't hit you.
I would rather be childless than have a child with him.
Okay.
But honestly...
Chris is making the argument for the drunk niggas.
Yeah, man.
Hey, hey.
Hey, what's up, man?
Chris is like, I've been there.
I'm not wrong.
It's a bad nigga.
I'm a business.
I'm staying up for all the Hennessy niggas out there.
Did your guy drink Hennessy?
What do you drink?
Uh, he drank, like, whiskey, tequila, anything.
Okay.
Come on, niggas, how's that work, man?
Your girl's like, you right now, you probably, you know, walking around Miami, and the girl's hitting on you, and he's, like, walking around, like, what the fuck?
Stop looking at my bitch, you know what I'm saying?
Like, let the nigga drink, man.
No.
No, what?
I made him feel good about himself.
I never...
I'm sure you have, but...
Yeah, when guys would talk to me, I would...
What is your monthly maintenance right now?
I knew Chris got to defend all the alcoholics out there, man.
No, you're alcoholic niggas.
Chris is here, baby.
Chat, her nails is done, her hair is done, her makeup is done.
Bro, she ain't, man.
She ain't cheap, bro.
She ain't cheap, bro.
Bro, she's not cheap, bro.
That's not true.
I actually, that's not true.
You're not cheap, bro.
That's not true.
He's part of ADL. Hey, hey, hey.
Do not make me check your Instagram right now, man.
My Instagram?
I have the private Instagram.
Okay!
What do you mean?
I have 400 followers.
Private.
Private.
I don't talk to anybody.
There you go.
Hey, listen, man.
Now it's not private, but...
Now?
Because I had to.
Alright, it's fine.
That's fine.
That's cool.
Okay, what about you?
Like...
Like what?
Oh, for the question.
What was the question?
She doesn't know the question.
What was the question?
Bills, can you bring it up one more time for her?
That's funny, though, because I feel like there's more to a story that you didn't tell us, but we'll get there eventually.
So basically, would you rather your man be 100% loyal or pay the bills?
Okay.
I respond this.
I prefer 100% loyal.
We're going this way.
Yeah, I respond this way.
I think she...
I went this way.
Okay, so you're next.
I responded to this question.
Yeah, me too.
You guys asked us, but then you asked us to expand on it.
Got it, got it.
So you said loyalty, right?
Why?
Because I think it's more important for me.
In my situation, I can support him growing up.
Like, if you want to feel like you're working better.
Because I have a lot of business, so I can support.
But I prefer lawyer because I want a family, very happy.
I think it's important.
Cheater is not in my life.
I don't like it.
This is it.
Cheater for me is done.
Done.
You can support yourself, basically, so you're not worried about finances.
No.
Today, no.
But do you think a man that could take care of you as well is going to be loyal to only you?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll have you keep dreaming.
Alright, what about you?
I said loyalty.
Loyalty?
Yeah.
Can you expand on it?
I just, my sexual health is really important to me.
And when you're getting cheated on, the statistics, it makes it much more probable that you're going to catch something and that they'll bring something home.
And I'm just naturally very monogamous.
It's one person at a time.
I can't handle multiples.
What if he wears a condom?
Most guys don't.
Most guys don't.
Okay.
What about you?
I say 100% bills because they're still gonna cheat anyways.
Who hurt you?
Did your guy cheat on you?
Ever?
Never?
Maybe.
Come on, you know.
He definitely did.
On a tennis court.
So what are you mad about him for if he's not cheating?
I don't know.
Maybe he is.
Who knows?
You never know with men.
These two don't know.
Have you cheated back though?
No.
Guess Cap, bro.
That's Cap, man!
By the way, but I have a good relationship for five years.
He's not cheating me.
Oh, you mean your...
My husband.
Deceased husband?
Yeah, he's not cheating on me.
He's very low.
This is hard to say.
Yeah, yeah.
So, when you lived with him back in the day...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
How would you know what he did, though?
It's easy, bro.
Because I work together.
I stay 24 hours.
I know him.
So, he's not cheating.
He put the shirt like, I don't need Google.
My wife knows everything.
So, he's very proud about me.
So, I'm sure he's not cheating on me.
Chat.
I put...
Come on, Chris.
Bro, it's so easy, bro.
Okay.
All right.
Put it on a shirt.
Put it on a shirt, bro.
Should we get to the questions?
Yes.
Yeah.
Let's get to the questions.
A few more?
The hat, the hat, the hat.
Huh?
The hat.
Wait, we got some more, right?
Rumble rants?
Okay.
Let's do one question, then we'll hit the rumble rants right after this one.
Okay.
All right.
Go ahead, Fresh.
So we have one here.
Now we're going to shift over to...
It says, why does the host look like the dude from the Dictator movie?
Who said that?
I'm not gonna ask that shit.
I said that shit.
Who, him?
Yeah, you look like the dude from the Dictator movie.
I don't know if you guys know, but it's a funny comedy movie.
No, it's one of my favorites.
It's a good movie.
I agree with a lot of us.
I'm just kidding.
Can we pull it up real quick?
I don't think we look alike.
He's really light-skinned.
But uh, I guess thanks for the compliment?
I guess if she wants to say I look like him, alright.
Okay.
Hey, he's right about some shit.
I'll tell you all that.
No.
All right.
What's the next one?
Why do you think men cheat more than women, even though women have more options than men?
That's a good one.
Well, they've found that women cheat at the same rate as men, pretty much.
It's like, if not...
More.
And here's the other thing, too.
Yeah, or if not, more.
So, I just think for women, it's easier for women to cheat because there's too much access.
And then the things that may constitute cheating for women are not the same as a man.
I look at it as if a girl even entertains another man that's cheating.
I think for a woman, if she doesn't really love the guy, she'll cheat.
Just because, like, okay, placeholder boyfriend, he gives me what I want, but I don't really love him that much.
Yeah.
So he's just there for the time being to find something new.
That's what I think.
And I don't think the threshold for cheating for a man is the same as a woman.
And I honestly don't think it's that big of a deal if a man has sex with another girl.
I mean, I know a lot of people might not like that, but I think for a man, right, it's just physical.
Like, you can love your girl and have sex with another chick, but it doesn't work the other way around.
She brought up a very good point though.
She mentioned STDs.
So I asked her, what about condom?
Right?
But she made a good point as well.
Most men don't use condoms.
So it's kind of tough.
I mean, a good amount do, but yeah, there are some people out there that are like, I'm going to raw dog no matter what.
But Chris...
Can I get into the whole STD thing?
Can I get into this and back it up with some science?
Sure.
Okay, so monogamy, it started back when the Neanderthals existed, and that started because humans had sex with Neanderthals, and that created STDs.
Right?
So that's why humans evolved to become, you know, become monogamous because STDs exist and that's evolution saying, hey, you shouldn't be sleeping with multiple people because bacteria spreads.
The bacteria guys...
It also stabilizes society.
Because what they've done is they've found that countries that have a lot of polygamy, where small minority men have all the women, there is less stability.
Because one of the fastest ways to tame a wild young man is having a family and children.
But when guys are running around and they don't have...
A family or a woman or anything like that, they start violence a lot of times.
So if you look at countries that practice polygyny, they're less stable, Middle Eastern countries, unfortunately.
Didn't they create certain STDs in the lab?
Yeah.
Like the dangerous ones?
I don't know about that.
Because back in the day, niggas was rod-dogging all day.
And they didn't die.
But yeah, in general, I think monogamy was something that would give average men sexual access to stabilize society.
Because the reality is that most men are average.
Most women are average as well, but the problem with females is that women don't want average in return.
They typically want superior.
And monogamy also, I think it blunts the negatives of both genders, so men want a bunch of variety.
Monogamy allows them to kind of keep that away, and it keeps the high-status men from having all the women, and then it also gives women the ability to build a family with someone, even though he might not necessarily check all the boxes, it allows them to do it.
But now...
With feminism, it's kind of changed things, where it's like, women have all the options now, I make my own money, so why am I going to get with a regular 540 guy making 50k per year?
When I make that amount of money, let me go for a guy that makes 200k per year.
But the problem is that that guy is more than likely not going to be monogamous.
So I think monogamy definitely stabilizes society.
I think that's why, like, if you look at a lot of the first world English-speaking countries that are Judeo-Christianity, which is big on monogamy, they're more stable.
And that's because it gives all the men sexual access to...
It gives them the fighting chance.
Let me rephrase.
It gives regular guys a fighting chance to have sexual access to a woman and be able to build a family which will stabilize them and make them less crazy.
I don't know, but anybody else have anything on...
Okay!
Alright!
Ghost Town!
Did you have anything you want to add to that, I guess?
I was just going to go into more of the science behind it, but you kind of...
With STDs?
Yeah.
I mean, that might be a component.
It does stabilize society, but my view is if it's a normal guy, he should sure as hell be monogamous, but...
A high value guy that has worked really hard to make a lot of money, I think that's a little bit different.
Would you accept infidelity from that guy?
It would be situational.
If I really loved him, yeah.
But if not, then no.
Was your father monogamous?
Yes.
So my dad, he waited for marriage.
My mom's the only woman he's ever been with.
Okay.
And he had, my parents have had seven kids.
My dad has lived a very amazing life.
My mom stayed at home for most of our childhood and he was able to spoil each and every one of us because he worked his ass off too.
What do you do for it?
He does pharmaceutical sales.
Okay.
That could be very lucrative.
Yeah.
Because in the Mormon culture, correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not sure what denomination you are, but polygamy is allowed, right?
So that's FLDS. Okay, that's why I want to make sure.
There's different sex.
It stems from polygamy, but modern day Mormons, they're monogamous, like strictly monogamous.
Okay.
Yeah, they don't believe in having multiple wives.
Which ones are the ones that, you said LD? FLDS. FLDS, those are the ones that practice polygamy?
That's like the whole sister wives thing.
Yeah, because there's a bunch of them in Salt Lake, right?
Yeah, there was, but they pretty much ran out of there because they didn't agree with it.
Oh, wow.
It's illegal out there.
Oh.
So where are the polygamists in Mormons now?
I think some of them evaded to Nevada or somewhere where it's legal.
I'm not sure where.
Remember we did a podcast with Michael Sartan and one of the girls was actually Mormon.
Yeah.
Doing all the behind the scenes stuff too.
But I don't know if she was...
Okay.
So LDS is the one.
Okay.
I knew that there were different versions.
Most modern day Mormons are going to be monogamous.
It's really hard to find the ones that are polygamous.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Was Dave...
I'm thinking of the Waco thing.
David Koresh, no, he wasn't Mormon.
He didn't practice a sect of Mormon.
The Branch Davidians, they had believed in...
Okay, never mind.
Now I'm getting into Fed Reacts and stuff like that.
I don't even know if you guys know the Waco shooting.
David Koresh, y'all know who that is?
He had so many wives.
Yeah, he had a bunch of wives.
He was out there in Texas.
He got in a whole three-month fight with the ATF and the FBI. They held down.
They got in a big-ass shootout.
I don't know if the Branch Davidians was a sect of Mormonism, but I might be wrong.
Of course she knows.
I'm pretty sure it was.
I think they were LDS. Yeah, because he had a bunch of wives, so I wasn't sure if he was a Mormon with that.
I called it, bro.
How do you know about an American case like that?
I watch documentaries on Netflix.
It's all over Netflix.
Well, there is a documentary on it on Netflix.
And I covered it on FedRex, so if you guys want to see that, I covered the Waco shooting and David Kress.
Netflix and chill?
No, Chris, just to correct you, Netflix and React.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Thanks, Fresh.
Next one says, the best...
Oh, I know who wrote this one.
The best relation in opinion.
That was you, huh?
What?
No, the grammar is terrible.
What's the best relation for you, your opinion?
Okay.
The best kind.
You want to hit it first?
Okay, so best relation.
I would just say one where the girl feels special, feels that she's the one for you, and also the, like, She knows that you're her priority, but also you don't cheat in her face.
So that's the best relationship where she's special, she's the one, you don't put it in her face, you just tell her what she wants to hear.
Damn.
Hey man, it's the truth.
I ain't lying.
What about you?
The easy route.
That's how she's hard.
To hide your shit that long?
What do you think is a better solution then?
I mean, think about it.
If you're going to be in a relationship and lying in a relationship, why are you in a relationship?
No one's lying.
You are, though, to her.
You're special.
You're the only one.
I'm telling you, though.
She is special.
Yeah, she's special, but you can put your dick in anybody.
That's not really being special.
She don't want to hear that.
You're not committed.
You know what's harder?
It's being in a marriage or in a relationship and loyal to them for a long time.
That's hard.
You ain't paying no bills, Stephanie, alright?
What would you do?
Sit there and start for a second?
Listen!
You ain't paying shit!
I'm not paying bills.
My parents are taking care of that, but I'm gonna get an apartment when I'm 21.
I'm halfway there, and I'm 19, so...
When you do it, then you can talk shit, alright?
Okay.
See me when I'm 20.
Alright, cool.
Okay.
It's fine.
I got it.
I got it.
Good, bro.
Okay.
Interesting.
This is where I think me and Fresh are a little bit differentiate.
I think the best optimal relationship is you have multiple women and they're friends with each other.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, I know.
Hold on.
Before you guys go all crazy.
Wait, but they all know.
Missogony.
What?
Yeah, so I guess you could say sister wives or whatever, but I think having multiple girls and having them be friends with each other works out the best because what ends up happening is if you're a guy and you've got a strong frame and you're picking the right girls, they're all going to have similar interests anyway.
What I've come to realize about women that aren't hoes is they tend to have similar interests.
They tend to like to do things inside.
They tend to like more simpler things.
They tend to be higher IQ. They tend to be interested in learning and developing themselves to a degree.
And when you bring these girls together, they're like, oh my god, what the hell?
And they have similar interests and similar mindsets and most importantly, similar worldviews.
And they end up becoming really good friends.
I mean, to this day, some of the girls...
One, is still friends with Angie and they hang out and shit like that.
And it's because...
Chill, man.
You live on air, nigga.
This nigga, bro.
But it works out because, you know, I introduced them and now they're cool.
And I think that wouldn't happen had I not had this mindset.
No, no, no.
Chris, who you dating, bro?
Chris, who you dating, nigga?
Chris, not all of us are like you and do threesomes with our main chick, you fucking weirdo.
So...
Like you said, threesomes?
I don't believe in doing three sons with your main girl.
I think that will cause a lot of problems, let alone with a second girl that you guys in a relationship with.
Fuck that.
But I think making them friends and introducing them, it actually works out.
I know some girls can't put their ego to the side or whatever, but it actually does work out and they end up being friends with it and they end up really getting along because they have a common interest and then from there they could build upon a friendship.
Yeah.
But if only...
But it's a lot of work, though.
It ain't easy.
Don't get it twisted.
You gotta be that guy to do it.
Yeah, my brother does that.
He dates a lot of girls.
They know about each other?
Yeah.
They have, like, threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes.
I think he's just talking, then.
If he's out here doing threesomes or foursomes, I think he's just smashing.
I just don't think that's the way...
Like, he lost his way.
Like, he was about to, like...
I didn't.
I think everybody's just fucking hoes, man.
I don't think he cares about none of them.
He really is, and you know what?
Hold on, hold on.
That's not what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about having a girlfriend that you actually care about, having another girl that you care about, and having them be friends.
And they hang out for, like, hours, and cuddle together.
Like, they do all this stuff.
We're seeing both of them.
Wait, so do you take them out of the same time?
Like, do you take them out?
I've done that before.
At the same time?
I'll give you an example.
One time, back in the day, we went golfing to be exact top golf.
Myron had literally four girls.
Four girls, it was three.
Well, four, three.
You keep adding his.
Oh, my bad.
Three girls!
All at the same venue.
Shaking hands, kissing babies.
I'm like, who are these?
Who are these people?
But then remember, oh, that's number one.
It's number two, number three.
And all got along, played golf, and it was good.
Yo, Fresh, who's two and three, man?
Nigga.
This is allegedly, by the way.
Chris, ask a question he knows the answer to.
You know.
This is allegedly.
Why are you over here doing this, Chris?
We hate him, too.
He talks shit to us, as well, so don't feel bad.
He's honest about it.
I think that's respectful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But here, with that said...
You know, a lot of girls don't like it.
They can't put their ego to the side.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm supposed to be the only one.
But dude, no guy wants to be a monogamous man.
Like, very few.
You know, maybe her dad and like three other guys in the world.
But like, the reality is most dudes don't want that.
So, it's like, I just keep it real.
You know, it's a lot of work, right?
You obviously have to be a certain caliber to be able to pull this shit off.
The girls really have to respect you and like you to do it.
But it could be done.
You know, you might have to deal with some headaches and shit.
But...
But in a perfect world, I wish marriage was viable like it was back in the day.
Because, obviously, a man and woman together coming to bring their goals together, to build, I want to say, a family is important.
That's beautiful.
No, it is kind of...
But, to answer your question, the reason why I think that works is because, right, when we look at relationships, right, between men and women, we typically only look at the female perspective.
I want children.
I want a family.
I want to walk down an aisle in a white dress and fulfill my dream.
But we never look at what the guy wants.
Men almost always want sexual variety.
You can't get it with one girl.
Sorry.
You can only wear a pink wig every now and then and say that you're Shaniqua on Wednesdays.
It's not going to work.
Men want variety.
We want different colors, different skin tones, different shapes, sizes, whatever it is.
So you're never going to be able to fulfill that on your own.
So how I look at it is...
Obviously, you take care of your girl, treat her well, etc.
But if you have multiple women, both parties are happy.
Now, if the girl could put her ego to the side a little bit, she can literally form a lifelong friend that you can actually trust.
Because you aren't competing.
There's no weird shit like, yeah, you both got the guy.
So it's like, what it is?
Just hang out now.
You don't got to worry about shit.
And I think if the guy takes care of y'all, what you complaining about?
Yeah, but what happened if you want a family?
Right.
Yeah, we came with both.
Wait, are you going to have five women in the same house?
No, no, no.
You would give them each their own home.
I would give each of them their own home.
So are you going to just take turns every day?
What house you go?
Well, I wouldn't live with either of them.
Oh, shit.
So you're gonna leave your children just to their house with their moms?
Yeah.
So, number one, I don't believe in women working.
I think that's a lie from feminism.
I don't think women should work.
I think women should work electively, and they could work and do some side job or whatever it may be, but I think the man should be the predominant breadwinner, and the woman should work from a position where I want to work and I can do it on the side, but the kids come first.
So, yeah, if I was to do this, I would have a house for each wife or each girl, Kids there.
And then I'd come in and out every now and then.
And then I'd have my own place.
I don't think living with a woman is in a man's best interest.
Do you think that's good for the family, for the child?
You're not really being a father figure.
You're just popping in and popping out.
That's a fair critique.
So, in the early years, the formative years for the child, I think the mother's the most important.
And then as the child gets older into their teenage years, etc., that's when the father really comes in.
Because you need to be there to discipline your child, let them know, hey, this is appropriate, this is inappropriate, etc.
And that comes into the more teenage years, which obviously I'm going to be involved a significant amount.
And to be honest, as a dad, You don't need to be there as much as the mom.
Like, you know, you come in for disciplinary reasons, make sure there's, you know, food in the table, roof over their head.
Mom says, hey, what the fuck?
Wait till your dad comes home.
A lot of times that does the job.
Like, my dad was never around, but he was a great dad because he was working all the time.
And it allowed my mom to be a stay-at-home mom for most of my childhood.
And then at some point, my grandma came in.
I mean, you might disagree with that, but I think that's the father's main role.
Now, if you could be home more, that'd be great, but that's just not What if you change your mind?
You're like, okay, you know what?
I don't want you anymore.
Like, you're fat, you're ugly, like, whatever you want to say, I'm not maintaining you anymore.
You kick her out to the streets, and now what is she going to do?
I would get heavily penalized for that.
So, thankfully, in the United States, we have very aggressive laws in a woman's favor.
So, if I were to do that, you know, and every Western country is like this, if I was to try to sit there and be like, oh, you know what?
I ain't supporting you no more.
She could literally fuck me up and be like, oh, well, I haven't been in the workforce for...
Ten years!
Right, but child support isn't that good.
Like, it's gonna barely make ends meet.
She has to pay for bills.
She has to pay for the child.
She has to pay for school.
Well, in Florida, I'll have to pay alimony, too.
I'll have to pay for alimony.
I'll have to pay child support.
Child support is a significant amount of money based on how much the guy makes.
So she's gonna get a bag off me.
But all these problems you're having just because you wanted to have sex...
Well, hold on, hold on.
I'm not gonna leave.
Not you personally, but if you're trying to have a lot of girls and have a family with a lot of girls, you're just putting yourself in a situation when you're going to have a lot of headaches.
Another thing too I want to bring to attention, because you mentioned what if she gets fat and old or whatever and you're wrinkly and you don't want to be with her no more.
Statistically speaking, that is just not common.
It's women that actually initiate the majority of the breakups and divorces.
Men rarely ever break up with their women.
Men almost never leave relationships.
Do you know why women initiate divorce, though?
It's because men cheat or they're getting abused.
It's financial reasons, typically.
That's the main reason.
It's financial.
They even said it.
What'd you pick up your guy?
He was broke.
Couldn't maintain it.
I didn't break up with him.
I mean, abuse could play into it, but money is typically the main bottom line why women leave.
Infidelity is a big part, too.
I tried my best.
Well, most guys aren't...
I mean, most guys don't even have the real capacity to cheat, man.
Let's be honest here.
Most guys, like, barely can get one date, let alone cheat on their girl.
So it's...
I get what you're saying, but realistically speaking, if a dude's in a relationship with a chick, he's not going to leave a lot of times, especially if she has kids.
It's the women that initiate the breakups.
By the way...
Intermission, guys.
Oh, is it time to go to Rumble?
Come to Rumble!
All right, Ninja, switch on over to Rumble.
We got almost 10,000 of y'all on YouTube and another 12,000 of you guys on Rumble.
Yeah.
Over 22,000 plus y'all in here, man.
So come on over to Rumble.
We're going to switch on over to Rumble right now, guys, if you guys want to go ahead.
We got a better panel, man.
I'm not losing hair follicles and we don't got retards here.
So this is good.
Shout out to you, Chris, for once.
Because you had some low IQ panels that hurt my head.
But yes, I mean, you have some fair critiques, but I think in general, most guys are going to leave a relationship, especially if like...
It's preference.
Preference?
Yeah, like, you know, you have your own thoughts, I have my own thoughts, everyone has their own thoughts.
Yeah, I get your perspective, but I'm just telling you how men in general think.
Not everyone is the same, though.
I mean, most guys are pretty similar, man.
We're really not that complicated.
We think alike a lot.
We think alike.
The only difference between me and our more regular guys, I'm able to kind of say it out publicly on a podcast and whatever.
Maybe I have the financial resources to actually do what I want to do.
But a lot of guys think the same way.
They might just not be able to say it or express it or do it.
But a lot of guys want variety.
Not all, but a staggering majority.
If I took like 100, I'd say 90 of them probably want more than one girl.
I get that.
I mean, that goes into desires, though.
Because, look, her dad was able to be, like, loyal to her.
My parents have been high school sweethearts.
And right now, they're, like, 60.
They've never cheated.
To your knowledge.
To your knowledge.
We're talking generalization.
Your dad's a higher net worth guy?
They live together every time.
They have their location all the time.
But your dad is a higher net worth guy, right?
No.
He just works in renovating.
Wait, they run a real estate management company, right?
Yeah, by themselves.
They don't have anyone else working for them.
It's just a family business.
So we buy apartments, we renovate them, and then put them for rent, and then that's how we get the money.
You purchase the properties?
Yes.
So your father's a multimillionaire.
I already know them.
If he's purchasing and acquiring properties and he's able to do this, he's a millionaire.
That's not cheap.
That's not cheap at all.
You're 19, which I don't expect you to understand that.
But your dad is definitely a higher net worth individual.
The difference is that guys that have money, a lot of times, they just get escorts, man.
You would never know.
They're paying for the girl to shut up and never talk about it.
Also, you're forgetting generational differences.
Back in their day, their parents' day, it was totally different.
Nowadays, it's TikTok, there's travel, there's Instagram, there's hoes.
Right.
It's way more access than back to time.
And also, it kind of goes with their beliefs, too.
The world is constantly evolving.
And religion is out the window now.
Let me ask you this.
Who do you think the accesses hurt more, men or women?
I think both of them.
If you had to pick one, who do you think the accesses hurt more?
Probably girls.
Why?
Free dinners.
No, we're just more impulsive, I think.
Okay.
We don't think things...
I'll turn that to the rest of the ladies.
Who do you think access on social media and internet has hurt more in dating, men or women?
Women.
You think?
So you said women.
What about you, your friend, Ms.
Plug Talk?
Plug Talk!
Probably women.
Women?
Why?
Why?
I just feel like it is.
You don't have a reason?
No.
Okay, what about you?
Okay, I say women because women always look to date up, right?
With social media, you're always looking for the next best thing.
You could have something great in front of you, and now with social media, you're seeing now guys are messaging you and saying, I can provide this, this, and this for you more than your man can, right?
That's true.
Yeah, I think it hurts women more.
Because now you're sacrificing something that might have been really good for something potentially better that may be worse, actually.
Okay.
I think she's armor.
I agree for her.
What about you?
Yeah, I think it's hurt women.
Definitely.
Damn, what the fuck?
You're also misogynist.
What about you?
He's definitely a woman.
Has social media ever made it where you had second thoughts about the guy that you were with?
No.
Start here with you.
You can be honest.
It doesn't have to be this boyfriend, maybe an ex.
Has it ever made you think, man, I could do better?
Yeah.
It has?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
Never?
No.
When I love someone, I'm all in.
I can't think about anybody else.
Let me ask you this then.
Let's say Hinge Guy, for example, right?
Do you think to yourself, okay, this motherfucker cheated on me, I'm out, and did the abundance on social media kind of make it easier for you to make that decision to leave him?
I know he crossed the boundary regardless, but did it make it easier for you to enact on that boundary?
No.
I'm not the type to, like, break up with a guy and go run to the next guy.
Like, it's literally been up until this weekend that I've seen another guy.
Okay.
And that was in August.
So, it's not social media that, like, the availability and the access to other guys that made it easy for me to break up with him.
It was just because I respect myself enough not to.
I know...
But did it make it easier to walk away is my point, is what I'm asking.
Like, did the internet and dating apps and...
The sheer abundance and resources that you have as a female in the dating game, did it make it easier for you to walk away?
I'm not saying that's the reason, but did it make it easier?
That's all I'm asking.
Yeah, it definitely makes it easier, but it's not the reason, though.
Okay.
But it definitely absolutely makes it easier.
So you said you're talking to a guy now that you met in August after the breakup?
No, no.
So August is when we broke up and I hadn't seen another guy until pretty much this weekend.
Okay.
All right.
That you met here in Miami?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think so.
Did you guys coordinate before you came here?
Yeah.
Okay, alright.
He flew you out?
Yeah!
I'm not saying anything.
Okay, fair enough.
Social media right there!
Ajabi, could you at least tell me how y'all met?
Social media or dating app?
Social media.
There you go.
Makes sense.
Yeah, I think the applications make it more easy for...
The guy that you were seeing for two months, did you break up with him or did he break up with you?
He broke up with me.
Oh, shit.
Why?
He don't like...
He don't like my personality.
No, it's not accent.
What did you do in your...
Okay, because guys really don't leave girls off.
What did you do about your personality?
What did he not like?
He don't like it.
A little jealous.
I jealous a little bit.
Oh, you were...
Okay.
What are you jealous of specifically?
So, I want an example.
I want to give an example.
Okay, go ahead.
So, okay.
Like, I don't like it disrespecting me.
Like, if I go to an event, somebody with me, he talks to another girl asking about the Instagram, I think this is disrespectful for me.
If he, together, he walking away, talk to another girl.
So, I think this is disrespectful.
Were you guys at a club or like a bar?
An event.
A gallery event, yeah.
Was he an artist?
No, no.
I only like to go events like this.
Okay, so you picked the event.
Yeah.
And you went with him.
And then you started talking to girls there.
Yeah, one girl.
He said, yo, if I'm going to go to this event tonight, hey, I'm going to talk to some girls.
Networking, baby.
Okay, so you didn't like that he was talking to other women and getting social media handles and stuff like that?
Yeah, I think for me, it's just respect.
Okay.
I know.
I think so.
Okay.
And he didn't like that...
Was he a very attractive guy?
Yes.
Did he have money, too?
No.
Okay.
So he was attractive but didn't have money?
No.
Did you have more money than him?
Yes, I have.
Damn.
Damn.
Listen, boy.
I said don't talk to no girls.
Boy.
Listen here, boy.
Was he Brazilian too?
No.
What was he?
America.
White guy?
Yes.
Okay.
Listen, boy.
When I told you.
Hey, Tom.
Royer.
The motherfucker.
Street Royer.
You better not talk to no other bitches.
I paid for this gallery ticket, bitch.
Coco.
Punch.
All right.
Me don't like Royer only.
Lawyer only.
I think so.
This case is a communication.
I just came back.
What's going on?
Don't worry, Chris.
Don't worry, bro.
Just having a little bit of fun.
Yeah.
That's funny.
Do you think it made it easier for you to walk away from your guy a little bit knowing that the sheer amount of options thanks to the internet?
Yes.
Yes, I guess.
I know I have options.
That wasn't the reason I walked away.
I did want to make it work with him.
Yeah.
But it made it a little bit easier.
But knowing that I have options out there, obviously, played an impact and made it easier.
Because he did what Chris said.
He took care of me.
He did everything.
He paid for everything.
I could have stayed.
But knowing that I had options out there obviously made it easier to just let it go.
Of course.
Right?
I know.
Okay.
What about you?
Was it easier to leave Rastaman, knowing that you had other Rastaman?
Honestly, I'd have to agree with her.
Knowing that there's options over there, out here, and people are going to take better care of you, treat you the way that you want to get treated, and I think it's easier.
To answer your question, I would say yes.
You know what's funny?
You just called it, right?
Better treatment, better options.
So let's say you meet a girl for the first time, honeymoon phase, taking her out, having a good time, the whole shebang.
Then, get comfortable, more relaxed, stop doing things they used to do back in the day, which is fair, you know, things happen.
She's like, yo, you know what?
I deserve better treatment.
So what happens?
TikTok says, listen, bitch.
Finesse niggas.
Get what you want out of life.
Don't just sit here and take this bullshit.
And then Instagram says, come to Miami.
Come to Dubai.
And before you know it, she's here in Miami.
No, but I think we try to make it work before that, you know?
Nah, you barely.
Yeah, we do.
You leave mentally before it's actually over.
Yeah, that's true.
You're already done.
He knows what's going on.
You're already out of the door.
What about you?
Do you think women's abundance on social media plays a part in...
Sorry, was it easier for you to leave your guy knowing that you can get free dinner dates or whatever it may be?
Not really.
Because we're Miami, so having a person actually having a connection with and they're actually loyal to you, it's hard to find.
It's very hard to find in Miami.
So, no.
Was it a little bit easier, though, to leave knowing that he could be replaced?
He could be replaced, but I'm not going to go out there searching for that.
So it's not really...
In your point of view, yeah, it could be easier.
It's easier, but not for me personally.
Okay.
Finding food is easier.
Oh, free dinner dates?
Yeah.
Definitely for a girl.
Alright, let me ask you ladies this.
If one party had to have more options than the other, so whether the man has to have more options than the woman or the woman having more options than the man, what do you think, what party do you think needs to have more options for the relationship to last?
Starting here.
I think woman.
You think the woman needs to have more options?
Because, like you said, if guys...
Well, let her answer, goddamn.
She starts hearing that, okay, then we'll get to you.
Alright, who do you think needs to have more options for the relationship to last or be, I guess, stronger?
The man or the woman?
Oh, I don't know.
Probably the man has more and more options.
Why do you say that?
They get bored easily.
You think men get bored more in relationships than women do?
Girls like nurture, well, women like nurturing men.
So, like, they're taking care of them, they're probably home.
Well, who initiates more breakups?
Come on, man.
Guys.
Women.
It's women.
It's not, I think.
It's women.
It's overwhelmingly.
So do you think it's really the men that are getting bored in relationships then?
I don't know.
Come on.
You sound like you're the expert.
I'm just asking you to get your opinion.
So you think the men, but because they get bored more easily.
Okay, what about you?
You said women, and then why?
Go ahead.
Okay, so like you said, if guys are cheaters like that, and they have different...
If guys like to cheat...
Okay.
If guys like to cheat and have other options because, okay, they might like...
They're with a white girl.
They might like a black girl, whatever they like.
Like you said.
Why can't girls have more options?
Because if he's going to cheat either way, why can we find somebody that's going to treat us better and do more for us?
But remember, the question was...
Don't forget the question.
The question was, who do you think having more options would help the relationship more?
So, is it better for the man to have more options or the woman to have more options for the relationship to last?
That's the question.
So, which party needs to have more options for the relationship to last?
Not to replace, but for it to last.
That's what I'm asking.
I still think girls.
Why?
Because to realize if they want to be with this man or not.
To know their value.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I think the man should have more options for it to work.
Because, like you said, women initiate more breakups, so the woman has to be afraid of losing the man.
Right?
If the man doesn't have any options, she's not worried about losing him.
And...
What?
No, no.
Keep going.
Don't worry about Chris, man.
It's turned to me...
Sorry, girls.
So if the man has no options, then the woman is not afraid of losing him, right?
And if the man has options, she's going to put her best foot forward.
She's going to do what she needs to do in that relationship.
And I think, personally, that the relationship has a higher chance of surviving.
Because she knows that, in that sense, she can be replaced.
Interesting.
What about you?
For me, the men have a lot of options for girls.
A lot of kind of girls, like age.
So for me, the men have more power about this.
But what leads to the relationship lasting?
The man having the power or the woman having the power of options?
The man.
Why?
Because they have a lot of girls, a lot of options.
So the girls, it's so easy.
Some girls are so disperated for having a relationship.
So this is my point.
So she's saying the options of women are out there, so men are going to do it anyway.
Is that correct?
Yeah.
Okay.
I understand you can't speak in ease.
Yeah, I guess so.
What about you?
What...
What do you think is more beneficial to the survival of the relationship?
The man having more options or the woman having more options?
I think the man having more options.
Why?
Because women, like, when it comes to sex, that's emotional.
And it's not necessarily emotional when it comes to men.
Like, they're not just having sex to fall in love.
You know, they're having sex for pleasure.
And I think women are a little different in that sense.
So they need that emotional bond.
They need to care more.
I don't want options.
I can't handle options.
That's too many emotions for me.
So I think it would do best for men.
What about you?
What do you think?
Do you think women need to have more options or the men need to have more options for the relationship to last?
Men need more options.
Why?
Because it's like if I know he won't be able to be with someone else his only option is like I don't know I just You lose respect?
Yeah.
You lose respect or it's less attractive?
It's like, I know he will be there no matter what, you know?
Like, it's like, I lose interest kind of thing.
So you can walk all over him.
Yeah.
He ain't leaving you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
This is the smartest panel we've had in a very fucking long time.
Wow.
I'm really impressed, ladies.
Yeah, I agree 100% that the man needs to have more options.
And the reason for that is because women get bored in relationships easier.
This has been proven pretty much on every metric that women end relationships faster and they get bored in relationships quicker than men do.
So the only way that you're going to keep a woman preoccupied and interested in you is she needs to feel like she's replaceable, unfortunately.
And the only way you do that is by letting a girl know that other women want you.
And, you know, they've done studies on this where they take a male chimp and, you know, the male chimp is by himself and they put him in front of female chimps, the female chimps curve him.
But when he has female chimps with him, then the females want him.
You know, you go into a nightclub, you know, where all the women concentrated in the section with all the guys that have the bottles, right?
There's 20 girls and two guys in there.
So, unfortunately, women respond very favorably to men that have other women.
And women respect men that have other women and pick them.
I think that's the key.
Is that other women want me, but you're my main girl.
And I think that's what keeps women attracted.
Now, some girls might not be able to handle a long time.
They might get annoyed with all the constant anxiety and competition anxiety that they deal with with the guy.
But I've come to realize that typically when I've seen girls in a relationship where they're satisfied and are happy with their guy, their guy is...
Heads and shoulders above them in everything.
He's taller than her, smarter than her, better than her in everything, more social status.
And she's just happy to have him.
She's happy to be there.
She knows that he has options with other women, but to her, she's like, I'm content because I'm the main girl.
And I think that's what's needed for women to truly be satisfied with their guy is they need to know that he picked her for real versus she's his only option.
But also, women find men with wedding rings more attractive, too.
Because she knows he can raise a family for the most part, and a woman wants him already.
So, by default, he's more attractive.
Yeah.
You know, women say that they hate cheaters, but that's what they're attracted to, is guys that cheat and guys that have options.
So, it's kind of like a catch-22.
Drug dealers.
I know guys that wear wedding rings, literally, just to show off to girls.
It's because other girls have scouted him for you already.
Yeah, they've done the work.
They've done the work.
That's a husband material already.
He's not totally awkward.
I do that.
Well, no, it's biology.
You see that another girl wants that man, marry that man, and you know that he's desirable and valuable.
You were trying to say something, right?
Go ahead.
Did you want to say something?
No.
Do you change your mind after?
Because you said women.
Well, I think it goes the same way when a man knows that a woman has options is when he craves her.
So, same thing.
Because a man is going to want a woman that has a lot of guys that like her because he wants to show off, doesn't he?
You know, I got a good question for you then.
Do you think a man needs other men's opinions to find a woman attractive?
Apparently most guys do that anyways.
No, no, no.
I'm just asking you a very direct question.
Do you think men need their guy's approval, their friend's approval, to find a girl attractive?
Yes.
You'd really think so?
Yeah.
Okay, let's go hypothetically into a situation.
Let's say...
A guy's at a club, and he finds a girl that he likes, and he wants to go home with her.
Do you really think he's going to go to the bathroom and ask his guys, hey, what do you think of this chick I'm going to leave with her?
Or is he just going to leave?
Does he want to wife her, or does he want to smash her?
He wants to have sex.
He finds her attractive.
Do you think he's going to go to the bathroom and console with his friends and figure out if he's going to do it or not?
Yes or no?
No.
Now, hold on.
Let's flip it.
Let's say you meet a guy at the club you find attractive.
Are you going to meet in the bathroom with your girlfriends before you go anywhere?
Honestly, if I find him attractive, then I find him attractive.
I don't have to ask other people for their opinion about it.
But you're not going to leave the club with him until you talk to your girlfriends first at least, right?
Show them what he looks like.
Maybe get an idea of what they think.
If I came with them, then it's decency to tell them that I'm leaving.
Yeah.
Stephanie.
So...
So, see how on one end, right, the man doesn't necessarily need approval from his peers to find a woman attractive, but on the other hand, to some degree, you need to not only let your friends know from a safety perspective what you're gonna do, but you also kind of want to get an idea of what they think about your guy.
Like, that's why girls go to the bathroom a lot of times, is to gossip about the guys that they're talking to.
Like, I've come to realize that, like, with women, They need social proof to take a guy seriously, but men, we don't need it.
If I find a girl that's attractive and she has zero followers on Instagram, I'm like, thank God!
Yes!
I want her!
No one knows who she is!
Great!
But with women, it's not like that.
It's like, wait, you have no followers?
That's weird.
You know what I mean?
Do you see my perspective here?
I'm talking to your friend.
Does that make sense or no?
Yeah, I understand your perspective.
Side note, she has only 400 followers.
By the way, I get what you're saying.
You're saying, why do men chase after girls that have other options?
It's because they don't want to lose their pussy.
That's pretty much it.
You could go wherever you want to go, but they want to smash.
They'll keep you in their rotation.
Like, okay, like, You see famous men all the time get with no-name girls, right?
Like Nicolas Cage, right?
Famous actor.
Married like his fucking waitress that he met at a restaurant.
Cristiano Ronaldo married this, I think, Gucci.
So men are okay with dating a girl or being with a woman that has no social status.
But with women, it's not like that.
So if a girl has status, you need to have status too, typically.
Or if it does happen, every rare Britney Spears with Kevin Federline or some shit.
But that never lasts, right?
And it's rare.
So what I'm trying to say is that women need social proof, men don't.
So for us, if a girl's bad, she's bad.
I don't need my friends to tell me that.
But usually, when guys go on games and they talk about girls, about what they did, and they like to tell their homeboys because they want to flex that.
Hold on, okay.
Where does the flexing come from, though?
From what he did.
On the girl's beauty or the girl's status?
Both.
No.
Hell no.
Because if she's pretty...
But what's most important though?
Her beauty or her status?
Come on, man.
Her beauty.
Thank you.
For example, if I walked in here and said, I fucked Lizzo, y'all would probably make fun of me.
She's famous as hell, but she's ugly as shit.
Right?
It'll be funny and everything, but I'll lose status a little bit for smashing a whale like that.
Wait a minute.
Oh, shit.
Well, who in here thinks Lizzo's hot?
Damn, girls, come on.
Nobody?
Wait, no little fans in here?
She's not hot to you guys?
No.
Does that make sense?
No.
But, like, a girl can fuck Rick Ross and brag about that even though he's a fat slob.
See the difference?
Like, the man's status means a lot, but the woman's status doesn't mean anything.
A man would rather be with a hot girl that's a fucking nobody Man the harpoons.
Does that make sense?
Yeah.
Because you were trying to say before, like, oh, yeah, guys want a girl that, like, the other dudes are sweating.
Not really.
We don't need another dude to tell us the girl's hot.
If we find her hot, she's hot to us.
That's it.
Yep.
So, because most guys are pretty simple.
What's going on?
No.
Send it to Chris.
Oh, okay.
Oh, we got 23,000 of y'all in here, man.
Shout out to y'all ninjas.
Anything else before I read the chats or whatever?
Let's go to chats.
Okay.
Alright, ladies.
Crap advice last show about 401ks.
These should be leveraged to buy real estate and assets, not just sold.
Get an expert on the show to show people how.
Nigga.
Go back?
Bro, he means today's Money Monday.
These should be leveraged to buy real estate and assets, not just sold?
What do you mean sold?
The 401k.
He's saying that it should be leveraged to only buy real estate and assets, not just sell.
We said that.
We never self-sell your 401k.
I'm confused.
We mentioned when you get your 401k, you can take the money out to buy real estate.
Yeah.
But you don't have to.
Yeah, no, no, no.
But it's an option.
Yeah.
A smart one, by the way.
Did you watch the full show, bro?
Probably didn't.
Okay.
Jonathan Majors was found guilty with the video evidence proving his innocence truly a farce.
What are your thoughts on this matter?
Stay safe, fellas.
Did you guys hear about this Jonathan Majors thing?
The guy from Creed...
Was it Creed 3, if I'm not mistaken?
Yeah.
Him and his girl got in an argument.
There's video footage of her chasing him, hitting him and shit.
And he ended up losing his Marvel deal because of this altercation with this chick.
Apparently, there's him that beat her in a taxi.
But there's no footage showing that, only footage of him running away from her.
But now he lost his whole Marvel deal and Fisher deals because, again, a black man is being targeted, I believe.
So this is Tory Lanez Part 2, honestly.
She's crazy.
I know Irel would be a fantastic guest entertainment side of YouTube, a couple million subs, but his methods to expose the dark side of dating on the streets.
Oh, cool.
Angie punching air right now.
True, bro.
Angie's doing really well, bro.
She's doing very well.
Lifeguard chick got built in floaties.
What?
Titties.
I guess that's a compliment a little bit.
Shorty two down from Fresh looks like Spider-ish from Sunny Patch Kids.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
Kumasan, what up?
Fresh Balls, this is the season to clap the cheeks of as many baddies as we can during the cold winters.
Long gone are the days of Fresh Mass and BBWs in Barbados.
Anyway, Stephanie, are you down for tacos and bedroom fun later?
In the spirit of Christmas, the big homie will personally drive you to the hospital after blowing your blackout.
Blame it on biology, Fresh.
Has a veiny tenature.
What the fuck, bro?
Yeah!
Keep moving, keep moving, bro.
Get him fresh!
Get him fresh, you got this!
Yes, sir!
Cleopatra Thot, pull up the IG. Who?
Who's Cleopatra, nigga?
Pakistan.
Pakistan?
Pakistan.
Oh, yeah, bro.
Um...
Isn't R.I.G. private?
Yeah, it was.
They made it on private for the show, but...
Oh, really?
It's fine, man.
Yeah, it's fine, man.
Okay.
Drink a game.
Take a shot every time Cleopatra says for me personally.
I'm speaking personally.
Okay.
You ain't got to tell Chris twice.
Shout out FNF. Shout out Cousin Club fam.
We hold an FNF down.
Shout out to you.
Name three countries plus continent.
Oh, shit.
That's too hard, bro.
Come on, man.
Do it.
Smart panel, right?
Oh, Chris, you fucked up, man.
Can you name three countries?
Any countries?
Yes, any countries.
And it says plus one continent?
All right, go ahead.
Brazil, Argentina, Chile.
Brazil, Chile, Argentina.
Alright.
Okay.
One continent.
That's too hard, man.
Oh, one continent?
Yeah.
Asia.
Alright.
Okay.
North America, South America, and Canada.
Oh, three countries.
And then one continent.
One continent.
Okay.
Asia, India.
Oh, man.
Wow.
God damn.
It's a country.
It's a continent.
Asia's continent.
Hey, man, I guess at Mormon school, don't teach you that.
Oh, my God.
Fuck the rest of the world!
She's from a small town.
What about you?
Three countries.
Brazil, Argentina, and Mexico.
She said Argentina.
One more.
Mexico?
One more country.
U.S.? Yeah, U.S. All right, we'll give it to you.
Okay.
I'll give it to you.
And one continent.
South America?
Okay.
Three countries and one continent.
Pakistan.
Yeah, you would.
Russia.
Yes, I would.
Greece.
Continent.
Europe.
All right.
Okay.
Spain, Argentina.
My niggas love Argentina, man.
Hey!
Hey, that's where them niggas went.
After.
Sorry, continue.
Europe, and...
Wait, what?
Wait, what was that?
She said Spain, Europe, and what?
And...
Wait, did I say Argentina already?
Yeah.
One more country.
Nigga, you're brain fried, nigga.
Come on.
Oh my god, there's so many countries.
There's so many.
You're brain fried, nigga.
One more country, we got this.
One more country.
It's over 150 countries.
Is that sativa or what?
What do you smoke?
Hi.
Europe Europe Is that twice?
Is that twice?
Is that a consonant?
Oh, man Yo Wait, this is fun Borman, man, taking L's tonight.
Okay, what about you?
You need a new plug.
Three countries at what continent?
Chile, Peru, Venezuela, and one continent.
Africa.
She said Chile.
Okay, one more country besides Chile.
Oh my god, I cannot think of anything.
Good job.
Damn, man.
I thought we were going to have this on this panel, man.
We're close, but not close enough.
We're not close enough.
What do we got here?
K24moon goes, FNF on top.
Been watching you guys for a while.
Now I'm a 19-year-old auto technician about to be making $79K a year.
Thanks to you guys.
I'm Hayes.
Shout out to Big Mo in the back.
Shout out to you, bro.
Myron and Chandra, try to kiss, but y'all really would be nose wrestling.
LMAO, Angie got some comp.
Myron, the daytime show was powerful.
Thanks for that speech.
Got you, my friend, Goku the Goku.
Fusion.
You really got big noses like that?
Yeah, yeah, facts, facts, bro.
I guess so.
Well, I know, I know, I know.
I got a big nose.
I know that.
A fucking stone head.
A stone head, bro.
I know I got a big nose.
Good thing Myron's a man of God, bro.
Hey, man.
I'll take a big nose over a big ass forehead like you, though, nigga.
All right.
Good thing Myron's a man of God.
I think he's on the last strap.
Dude's name is H-Bag Dusty.
Yeah, his hat's hanging out for dear life, bro.
Oh, fuck you.
I'll get a fuck, nigga.
Yo, Chris.
I'm not talking, nigga.
Hey.
What'd you say?
What?
Nigga, you the host, man.
Relax.
Yeah, I look good, though.
Yo, I love this, bro.
Anytime Chris says son and we don't know what the fuck this nigga said, I can just picture it in subtitles, ineligible, and, like, no one knows what the fuck this nigga's saying.
Yeah, but...
And they were like, Chris, what'd you say?
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Chris would say, yo, Chris, what'd you say?
And they were like, nigga, you the host!
Yo, Mark.
Every single time, that's what I get him.
When you go to the bathroom, I'm sweating, bro.
Yo, bro.
Like, bro, chat.
How about you read the chat, Chris?
No one used to have Chris read the Super Chats?
Yo!
Yo!
That was funny!
I had a big-ass wide screen.
I'm like, nigga, I'm Chris.
All right, man.
Super Chat Chris.
Bring back Chris.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
That was the only time Chris ain't drinking.
When he had to read the Super Chat, that nigga's eyes wide open.
He was sober as hell.
Yo.
Yo.
Nigga Scooby-Doo.
Nigga Scooby-Doo.
Nigga Talks, that shit says his subtitles inaudible.
Yo, Chris, I'm a punker Scooby-Doo, bro.
Hey, yo, first, man, nigga.
You are Scooby-Doo, nigga.
All right.
Okay.
H-Bag Dusty goes, shout out to the best in the business, WFNF. Thank you for all you do.
Thank you, bro.
Sam Combo goes, Gracious women retain honor, strong men retain riches.
Shout out to you.
Proverbs, okay.
I don't believe in 50-50.
I think the man should always pay for the right women.
Any feminist in modern ho doesn't deserve this treatment.
My question, do any of you ladies fall in that category?
Do any of you guys believe in 50-50?
Only one of you did, right?
Yeah.
Do you change your mind?
You believe in 50-50 too?
After a while, it's like they have to put the effort into you so you know that they're interested in you and then after that...
But that doesn't have to be 50-50 or you think it has to be 50-50 to know that the girl's interested?
It doesn't have to be 50-50 but if you respect him the way you should, it should be 50-50.
So you're paying half the mortgage?
No, you're not.
Why not?
You guys are supposed to build something together.
If you guys aren't building something together, then what are you doing?
Well, to be fair, she's 19.
You're building the home.
Yeah, she is.
When you get older, he can pay the bills.
When you get older, your dad wasn't going no 50-50, bro.
I'll tell you that, your dad wasn't no 50-50.
Planning some work.
I don't know.
It just doesn't seem right.
You think your dad was 50-50?
Yeah.
With your mom?
Mm-hmm.
For the whole time?
No, not the whole time.
In the beginning, and then after she could provide 50, she was providing 50.
If she couldn't, she couldn't.
Man, your dad built that business.
Your mom was just along for the ride, man.
Come on.
My mom's the one with the license.
He only constructs.
That's where the money's at.
It's the construction.
That's where the money's at, bruh.
The money is with the construction.
Okay.
Thank you for doing FNF. Shout out to Myron, CEO and crew.
Myron, why do women deserve less?
Needs to be translated in French.
Please check the fresh FNF DMs on IG or yours or email.
I'm a translator.
Oh, cool.
Okay.
Star Wads goes, female, I got married 170 pounds and gained even more weight.
Now I have no motivation to lose the weight but desperately want to.
Husband is not forcing weight loss advice.
If you really love your husband, you would lose the weight because I'll tell you this, man, being fat as a woman is completely unacceptable.
He might have given up already.
So you better do it now.
Yeah, he probably fucking a bitch.
50 pounds less than you, man, already.
But yeah, you need to lose the weight, man.
You need to lose the weight.
If you love your husband, you'll find a way.
Okay?
Joka Jams, 93.
And you need to do it for yourself, too, man.
170 pounds is a female.
It's goddamn heavy.
Insults for the panels.
Frosh, stop with the bad jokes, bruh.
Girl next to Paraguay looks like Walter White's girl?
Skyler.
Wow!
Oh, freaking bad.
Freaking bad.
Damn!
Wow!
Alright, that's actually kind of funny.
Do you ever see the movie, the show?
Yeah, I'm not even mad about that.
I think that's hilarious.
Pull up Skylar on screen real quick.
Goddamn!
I'm the one who knocks!
Say my name.
Yo, that's fucking funny.
The name is Ruchi.
The name is Ruchi.
No, I think about the name of the show.
Breaking Bad.
Yeah, Breaking Bad.
I don't know the name, the girl.
Oh.
Her name's Skylar.
Skylar.
Ruchi.
Pull it up real quick, that's gonna be funny.
Niggas really called her Skylar, bro.
What the fuck, man?
Oh, man.
Skylar White.
Yo!
She's a little bit more tan, but yeah, that's you, man.
Yeah.
Goddamn.
Holy.
Oh, my God.
I was wondering what that was when someone said that.
Yo!
That's fucked up, man.
Hey man, at least you were part of one of the best shows ever to air on TV, man.
I don't watch TV, but that was a goddamn good show, Breaking Bad, man.
Holy.
One of the best TV shows of all time, man.
Breaking Bad.
Yeah, man.
Legendary.
So many legendary quotes in that movie.
Or sorry, show.
Goddamn right.
Okay, insults for the panels.
Neanderthals are early humans, you dumb broad.
Do women just sit around and make up campfire tales in their imagination when they're single and bored?
What the fuck is wrong with this chick?
Do you have anything you want to say back to him, Skylar?
I'm a scientist that analyzes.
I analyze facts for a living.
You can go research it yourself if you want to.
She's about to show up on your door, nigga.
I'm the one who knocks!
Oh, shit.
Alright, alright.
I ain't gonna be like one of them boys tonight.
So here's $2 for the swear jar.
Sup, Bills?
How's it going?
Oh, man.
This nigga's so cheap.
Yeah, he's a fucking cheapskate, man.
Oh, man.
Anything else?
He put him last?
He put Bills, put him last.
You deserve that shit, Punisher.
We're punishing you, nigga.
Alright.
Ladies, can you describe what a brokie is to you?
What kind of guy do you want to be approached by?
That's a good one.
Alright, what is a brokie to you?
We'll start here.
A brokie?
Yes.
Like, someone broke?
Or what is brokie?
A brokie is a funny...
Yeah, it's a way of saying someone's broke, yes.
What is a brokie to you in your opinion?
What does that mean to you?
What does it mean to me?
Like, how can I tell that he's broke?
Or like, what do you...
I guess, if you meet a guy, why would you call him broke?
When he can afford doing simple things like going to the movies or having dinner at least once a week.
I travel a lot, so I want to travel.
Well, I travel a lot, but at least I want to travel with him once a year or twice.
And if he can afford that, then that's a deal breaker for me.
No bueno.
No bueno.
Okay.
What about you?
What makes a guy broke into you?
Broky is more of like a mindset, like a guy that doesn't want to progress his career, doesn't want to provide for a woman, a guy that thinks 50-50 is a thing.
Okay.
Yeah, what is, I think when you have a conversation, you see the guy, what does he think, what does he think about the future, what does he think about the work, you can make sure this guy is a broker or not.
So the mindset basically?
Yeah, the mindset, the conversation you can tell.
We're going to make this tangible because we already know where this is going to go.
Alright, what about you?
What's a brokie to you?
Yeah, I guess the mindset, like the 50-50 mindset.
Hide mine.
What?
No, no, no.
Continue on.
The 50-50 mindset and kind of what she said too, like if he complains or doesn't want to pay to go to dinner, like basic things and doesn't want to progress where he's at.
Okay.
What about you?
I would have to say, well, I agree with him.
If he's not really trying at all to, like, do something with himself, like a career or anything, I genuinely believe that's a brokeie.
Okay.
Not wanting to progress?
Yeah.
Okay, what about you?
I feel like guys have it a lot harder than girls to get a job or be financially okay because you have to spend a lot more money.
So it's harder for them.
What's a brokie?
What's a brokie in your mind?
A brokie is literally someone who cannot Evolve.
They're at the same place.
Charmander.
They're a child.
They can't actually be responsible with themselves.
Yellow version Pikachu.
Refuse yourself off, nigga.
You give them a Thunderstone and they say no?
You ever play yellow version Pokemon?
You try to give the Pikachu a Thunderstone and he says no.
I'm not evolving, motherfucker.
I'm here to stay, man.
Sorry about that.
Had to make a nerd joke.
Can I evolve?
Yeah, they can't evolve.
They can't, like, put themselves in a better place.
Even though you're trying to put them in that direction, they just ignore it.
Okay, now let's go tangible.
What's the amount for you?
What's a brokey number?
A year.
What's the bare minimum for you that they got to make a year or monthly easier?
Oh, well, I'm still 19, so it's not really necessarily an amount of money.
Alright, we'll start with the adults first.
Go ahead, we'll start here with Ms.
Paraguay.
How much do they gotta make?
Do we have to give a specific amount?
Yes.
What number of bare minimum do they gotta make a year?
A year or a month?
A year.
Go ahead.
Minimum like 75.
Okay.
What about you, Ms.
Skylar?
My minimum would probably be around $50,000 to $75,000 a year.
Not $8 million like Walter White?
Well, that would be unrealistic to think that I could pull a guy that makes millions.
So I'm going for someone more across.
I mean...
$50,000 per year.
All right.
What about you?
$200,000.
All right.
She didn't even flinch.
Yeah, yeah.
Alright, what about you?
I need my money.
150 to 200K. Oh, shit.
Okay, pick one, because that's a big difference.
Alright, Queens.
Okay, 200.
200, okay.
Keep it at 1,000.
You good, Myra.
Yeah, Myra, you good, Myra.
Alright, what about you?
A month.
50 to 80, I would say.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Well, not $50.
50K? Oh, yeah.
You're that expensive?
A year or a month?
At least a year.
50 or 80?
That's a big difference.
That's two tax brackets.
At least 50.
At least try to do something.
What was the weed man making when you were with him?
We don't have to talk about that, okay?
Now that you have an idea from these other girls, what do you think?
To be fair, if you look at it in a positive way, what do you do for you?
Save your weed bill.
All right!
Nick, I'm back.
There you go.
Thank you, Mo.
Thanks, Mo.
I was waiting for that.
All right, what about you?
Bermanum for you, per year?
I don't know, like 10, 20, 30.
I'm more into if they're educated.
10, 20, 30 K a year?
Yeah.
No, I don't know.
Because I want a guy who wants to be educated.
She's 19.
Yeah.
Education will pay the bills.
It does.
It really does.
No, it doesn't.
Not anymore.
A lot of the successful men don't go to university.
I'm going to be a doctor and I'm not paying one cent for medical school or university.
Alright.
What do you like doing?
Dermatology.
No, no, when you're not working.
Oh, when I'm not working?
Uh, usually help my family.
Like, be very, like, in my household.
Like, I'm a very homebody person.
So you don't leave home?
Yeah, I live at home.
But you don't really leave home at all then?
I do, like, on the weekends with my friends.
Maybe, like, to their house or a party if the occasion is...
I'm trying to ask because, like, what does he have to, like, provide for you to live your lifestyle now?
Like, what's the income?
Would you know or no?
I wouldn't know.
She don't even know what her dad was worth, so.
Okay.
She doesn't really have a concept of money.
All right.
That's fine.
I already know for a fact that if your dad's doing construction and he's buying and acquiring real estate properties, he's a millionaire at least, bare minimum.
And he's doing construction.
He's got to have a team to do that.
Let me see.
It's good to be humble.
He has his friends who help him.
Yeah, but I mean, it's tangible.
I mean, that's like a fact.
It's not like a whole life.
Your dad ain't a brokie, man.
Oh, no, of course not.
You should go home and kiss him.
He did well to create a stable environment for you where you don't even know the concept of money.
No, but you're only 19.
Chris, you have something that you want to say?
Yeah, so girls, what value do you bring to a guy who actually, you know, for example, if you want a guy who makes 100k a month, what do you bring to a guy like that?
Or a year, whatever.
Yeah, so you want to ask that to Brazil and Miss Canada?
Yep.
Because they said they want 200k a year.
Which amounts to, what is that, 15k a month?
Roughly?
15,000 a month?
I think a little bit less.
12?
Something like that.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
What do you bring back to that guy?
What's the question?
Sorry.
Okay, so you have high standards.
You want a guy that makes $200,000 a year, right?
What does he get back in return?
For being with you?
For me?
What does he get back from you?
I think I can support the guy, like, be better every year.
So I treat her very good, I think.
What?
Like...
I'm working, so I'm working.
I can build everything together.
So I want somebody like me.
I want somebody less.
Hard worker.
Yeah, I want somebody.
So you make like $200,000 a year?
Yes.
Oh, you do?
Okay.
She balling, bro.
So you think because you make that money, you should get someone that makes that money too?
Yeah, I hope so, but I know I can't have somebody make less.
But I prefer.
Let me ask you this.
Do you think a man that makes $200,000 per year cares how much money you make?
I hope so.
Damn.
Okay.
I hope so.
She hopes.
I mean, she's 30, bro.
Come on, man.
The answer is no.
Men that make that kind of money don't really care how much money you make back.
Yeah, facts.
But I see her perspective like, I make that money, so I want you to make that money too.
But, yeah, men don't care, unfortunately.
Facts.
So what do you bring to him?
So what do you bring to him, now that you know that your money doesn't matter?
You know what?
If you...
Why would he pick you?
Yeah, why?
I think Sky is very kind, so I can treat me very good.
I have a good education.
Just don't talk to girls.
No talk to girls.
Yeah, don't talk to girls in front of her.
So, yeah, this is...
I want to have a good family, nice family, education.
I don't drink.
I don't smoke.
I don't use drugs.
I think I can give a lot of thanks for the family.
All right.
Interesting.
All right.
What about you?
Um...
I think that I'm a kind person.
I try to make my guy's life easier in any way I can.
So if he's providing, I'm taking care of everything else within the household.
If we were to have kids, like, again, obviously I would want him to be there and stuff, but I would do majority of, I think I would do majority of the work.
You should.
As the mother should, I think.
Yeah, you should.
I'm sorry, people are going to probably hate on me for that.
No, fine.
I strongly believe that.
Wait, why would they hate on you for that?
Yeah.
Because I feel like other people are going to...
Well, she is from Canada.
So it's like they're super woke.
Canada's super woke.
No, I think it's personally from my background.
Like, we take care of our men.
It's just, like, for me, like I said, I didn't have a father, but I did everything for my brother, right, growing up.
He was, like, the main man in my life, and I did everything to help him.
And then I brought that into my relationships.
How was your brother?
He's three years older than me.
He's 33.
33, 34?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, so I think I'm there to take care of the household.
Yep, kids.
Take care of the kids.
Dicks.
Yeah, of course.
I always try to look my best.
I take care of myself.
And yeah, just there to make his life easier in a sense.
Peaceful.
Bring him peace.
When he comes home...
I'm here, I... When he comes home, I'm a pleasant person to be around.
If I'm working a 12 hour day, am I going to be happy when I come home?
Probably not.
Am I going to want to have sex with my man?
Am I going to want to cook for my man?
Am I going to want to clean for my man?
Am I going to want to take care of my kids?
Probably not.
Or I'm going to do it, but I'm not going to be in the best mood, right?
Versus if I'm not working and he's providing, I'm going to be in the best mood possible and we're going to have a fun, happy life.
Okay.
Cool.
All right.
Interesting.
No, I'm just...
All right, what are we out here?
Do you want to hit another one of those questions on the thing?
No, I think we covered most of them.
They're pretty much very similar.
They're all similar?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Damn it, ladies.
You guys couldn't think outside the box.
Yeah, it's funny.
It's the same shit in different ways.
What was the main one?
Cheating.
Like, can we have monogamy cheating?
We covered it already.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
We got to close out here soon anyway.
Harrison goes, Mart, you have opened my eyes and changed my life.
You speak facts and are a gift to men who listen to your message.
We may never be like you, but we will be better men for it.
Thank you.
Amen.
That's what it's about, man.
Just self-improving.
Jaleel says...
Jaleel, okay.
Ratings from Myron to Fresh.
Hispanic airbag...
Wait, from Myron to Fresh?
Okay.
Okay, he called you Hispanic airbags.
Goddamn, nigga.
Five.
Please.
Frizzle from the Magic School Bus.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yo, pull her up real quick.
Five.
Pakistani Totally Spies, 6.
Great Value Britney Spears, 5.
Black Market Barbie, 6.
Uruguayan Escort, 7.
Bro, she's from Paraguay.
She's from Paraguay.
Paraguay.
He said Uruguay.
Yeah, it's Paraguay.
And then it goes here.
Where is the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
A question for the ladies.
Alright.
Weirdest place you've ever fornicated.
Public library.
Goddamn.
That was quick.
In the non-fiction area?
No, I don't even remember.
The kids area?
Wait, aren't you religious?
Yeah.
Alright, chat, here we go.
I'm on the match of school bus.
I really think...
It's orange, though.
It's orange.
Same tip, man.
Alright, what about you, Miss...
Sorry, hold on.
Oh no, I was just gonna say like I'm religious, but I don't like I think the Bible should like be modernized.
It's excluding a lot of people talking about This is very different.
Talk to me.
CJ, what do you think?
I just think God welcomes everybody.
You don't have to be specifically to his rules.
His morals and his principles.
But you have to be a good person.
In the Bible it says you can't drink, you can't eat pork.
But pastors still do that.
Medicine is constantly evolving.
The history is constantly evolving.
The world around us is constantly evolving.
So why not the Bible?
Whose salvation is it you're fighting for?
Your pastors or yours?
Honest.
For my own peace.
Bible whores.
So let me ask you this question.
If your salvation is on a stake and it's important to you, does it matter what the pastor does or what you do?
No, it matters what I do, Beth.
So let me ask you this question, then.
Okay.
If God made the earth, your beautiful face, your curves as well, right?
Riz?
No, no, stop it.
Stop, Riz!
He also made rules to follow, right?
Right.
So if you're religious, shouldn't you follow his rules?
Of course you should follow his rules.
So you can tell God what to do and what not to do.
How can you tell God, the creator, you know what?
I think it should be like this.
Fuck your word.
It should be like this.
No, it's not saying, like, fuck your word.
It's absolutely not.
It's just saying, like, can you consider other people?
For example, LGBTQ, right?
Consider?
Yeah, of course.
You're going to tell the creator, you know what, nigga?
You did it wrong.
Think about it.
He's for good.
He only wants good in the world.
So why would he exclude those people?
Those people, they can put good in this world.
They can adopt foster kids.
They can raise a family.
They can make a contribution into the world.
So why are we excluding them?
Just because they like a gender that he doesn't approve of.
He loves...
I know this sounds so silly, but I really do think that he loves everybody and that he shouldn't just exclude somebody just because of what they like.
Do you know the story of Sodom and Gomorrah?
Who was there?
Okay, but that goes into the whole thing.
A bunch of faggots.
Oh, shit!
You know what he did?
What do you do?
No, no, no.
Explain it to me.
Explain it to me.
So that I can see your perspective.
I want to be able to see your perspective.
He burned it the fuck down.
Oh, shit.
Why?
It wasn't his ruling.
It wasn't his vision.
He wanted a certain way.
Why?
Why?
Because that's the word of God and the Bible.
So why are you questioning him now?
Because it's not fair.
It's not fair?
I can follow those rules because I'm straight.
Thank God.
Right?
But if I was born not straight, I can't control that.
How is that fair?
like you can't call yourself a legend a cherry pick you got a kid right now right I don't know I feel like we got someone else that's pretty I've never seen two wives fucking I'm gonna be happy this is why I say it bro I'm not a legend bro Mormon, Catholic...
I mean, okay, please educate.
Do you guys read the Bible as well?
Yeah, Mormons read the Bible.
They're Christians.
They just have a little book that's a little different, but they follow the Word of Wisdom and the Ten Commandments.
Okay, are you Christian or Catholic?
Catholic.
Catholic.
Roman Catholic?
You like saints and all that?
Do you agree with this?
No.
I'm not super religious, no.
You have something you want to say to this?
You can't call yourself religious and cherry pick what to follow.
I just want it to be for more people.
That's not how historical evidence works, though.
We can't change historical evidence.
We were given these as a blueprint for life to succeed.
A lot of people are going to hell then.
I feel like it should change because I want it to.
Life isn't fair.
Change it for me.
March.
No, not for me, but for other people.
For the sinners.
I'm straight, but if I were to be gay, it would suck to be excluded from something I believe.
I mean, they suck.
Ticks.
That's a game, man!
So what about safeness?
What about devil worshippers?
I mean, they should be loved too, right?
Well, no.
That's completely different.
They made a choice.
How dare you!
That just goes like...
God, okay.
Didn't God make them too?
He did.
He did, right?
But, like, the thing is, like, they chose a different path into, like, sins.
So did the gays.
Right, right, okay.
God gave us free agency.
You lost, man.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You are done.
It's literally a win.
You don't want to change right now.
That's fresh.
If you're going to be religious, right?
I understand.
You can't change the rules.
It's what it is.
I just wish you were open for more people.
I can't.
Miami, there's not a lot of straight people.
At least, like, my friends, there's a lot.
They're gay vibes.
So I can't really invite them to a church because, of course, they, like, don't want to go.
They're condemned and all that stuff.
Well, I'll give you this.
How about you make your own religion and you call it gay included?
And then you make it public and preach that.
Because what you're saying about Christianity, you can't.
Yeah, make it gay-tianity.
That don't flow.
Gay-tianity.
You can't flow.
Gay-tianity.
Wow.
So be careful not to say you're religious because you're not.
Hey, y'all.
That's all.
Damn.
Godspeed.
Nothing else?
Fantastic.
She's done.
You're done.
All right.
More tips.
Ratings from Myron.
I know I read that one.
Done.
Question for ladies.
Do you believe women live life on easy mode compared to men?
Y'all agree?
Sorry.
Do you think women live life on easy mode compared to men?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn.
Damn.
Okay.
Alright.
Alright, Chris.
Alright.
Okay, Chris.
My advice, would you give to sexually disinhibited male turning 29 in January?
Had a sexual experience in high school, university, and fucked a hooker this year.
Got caught in addiction in teens to mid-twenties, now getting ahead.
Losing motivation, uh.
Stop being a fucking pussy, man.
What the fuck?
That's very simple, man.
You gotta do what's required in regards to how you feel.
That's, I think, one of the biggest things that differentiates men and women.
We gotta do what we gotta do.
Because no girl's gonna like you for you being a fucking loser, but you can like a girl for being a loser.
It's different, my friend.
Since we're on the topic of marriage, ladies, would you still get married and a divorce if you wouldn't get alimony, child support, and not 100% custody of the kids?
Bro.
They're not gonna answer that.
Come on, man.
Oh my god, bro.
They're gonna be asking these thought-provoking questions as if they're gonna admit that, man.
No, bro.
Alright, let's get last thoughts from the ladies.
Okay.
What's up, Bills?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, damn.
What's up, Bills?
Remember me?
Ain't you that nigga that sound like you climaxed when you laugh for taking a broomstick up the ass?
You put me last?
Give me my damn Don and Marco, WBills, WBigBo.
Wow.
Punisher.
Love you after that.
I have to defend Punisher.
He does be donating like $10 to $20 at time to time.
Shout out to you, my ninja.
On Castle Club, so big ups to you, Punisher.
Anything else?
All right, let's get the last thoughts from the ladies because we promised we would get them out of here by like 1230.
Ladies, if you don't mind, last thoughts on the show.
Hit it, love it.
25,000 of y'all ninjas in here.
Like the video.
We'll start here.
How was the show for you?
It was an experience.
Yeah.
What'd you learn?
A lot of guy mentality.
So, you know, going forward.
Such as?
No.
I... No.
Muchas cosas, muchas cosas, muchas cosas.
A lot of things, a lot of things.
You wanna go?
Sure.
Honestly...
You wanna go?
I've learned so many different perspectives on different topics about relationships and how, like she said...
Are you gonna stop dating drug dealers?
No.
Uh, yeah.
Nope.
Nope.
But yeah, um, that's what I learned today.
What?
What?
I missed the whole sentence.
She said she learned a bunch of different perspectives, but didn't list any of them.
I learned perspectives on relationships, how people feel about them.
I learned opinions on how guys are.
Forget about it!
So yeah.
You bought another brokey.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's going to go for the coke dealer next time.
Yeah, there you go.
They got more money.
It's snowing over there.
Yeah, they'll have more money, I'll tell you that.
It's snowing.
The weed niggas selling that bullshit Reggie.
All right, what about you?
What about you?
Well, I agree with a lot of the perspectives that you guys talk about.
I've watched the podcast, and that's why I wanted to come on it.
Okay.
W. W? Yeah, so, like, I agree.
Especially Mark.
Can you finish your thoughts, bro?
You know what, Chris?
This is a fair question here.
Rate Myron one out of ten.
I think he's gotta do this, man.
One out of ten.
See, I don't put you guys in situations like this, but you know what?
Now I'm about to start putting your names in situations, man.
No, no, no.
He's 30.
He's 30.
All right, do it.
Ooh, I'm safe.
Stickin' Chris in the back, drunk as fuck, man.
Nigga, make it a whole argument for alcoholics, man.
Chris is doing a good job.
He was paying all the bills, what you mean?
What the fuck, man?
He wasn't hitting her.
What the fuck did she leave?
Okay, then you date him.
Nigga, I ain't getting that much.
I don't want him.
Nigga, you don't?
No, I don't want him.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
If I wanted him, I would love him.
She made a choice.
Okay, one out of ten.
Do I actually have to read him?
No, you don't.
Don't worry about these guys.
Don't worry about these guys.
That's fine, man.
These fucking guys, man.
Grow up, bro.
So fucking children, man.
Okay.
Are you finished?
I didn't really learn anything because I already knew.
professional podcast ever, man.
You not talking?
Nah, what do you mean?
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Make it up in a 30 minute.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
The least professional podcast man ever, man.
This is the only podcast where the producer talks more than the host.
It's like a crispy out here asking questions and shit, bro.
He's supposed to be behind the scenes, Chris!
What the fuck, man?
Niggas writing paragraphs complaining.
Bro, what the fuck?
Yo, you should be a rapper, bro.
This nigga Chris want to be Dave Dash so bad.
I can be in the music video.
Oh, shit.
I'm sure niggas at least have shows, all right, to complain about, man.
Yeah, man.
Come on, man.
I'll do my best, man.
Come on, man.
This nigga Chris, man.
Relax, man.
All right.
Any else?
Yeah, sorry.
Go ahead.
I don't even know what I said at this point.
What about you?
It's a good experience.
I'm sorry because the first time I'm so nervous.
You did a good job.
Thank you.
I understood you.
Thank you.
I'm speaking Cantonese.
Sorry, I can't speak inese.
Oh, I can't speak inese, okay.
Okay, next time I want to be better.
I want to be more confident.
I am confident, but so...
I like and enjoy those people, so it's a good experience.
I know everything.
I know learn anything.
I know the mind, the guys.
So...
If you want, Chris will take...
You what?!
Actually, Chris will teach you how to speak English.
He'll teach you.
Okay.
Thank you.
What kind of vocabulary he will teach her?
Drunkenese!
Drunkenese!
Only people speak a lot of language.
I speak Portuguese, Spanish, English now.
So, question.
Do you speak...
Niganese.
Chris Riz.
This nigga man.
You want some Portuguese, bro?
You want some Brazilian or what?
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
Drunkenese.
Drunkenese.
Muito obrigado.
Ray, Chris.
I've got you in my skin.
Ray, Chris.
Ray, Chris, Miss Brazil.
One out of ten.
Ray, Chris, one out of ten.
It looks.
It looks a lot.
One out of ten.
Go ahead.
It's honey.
Eight.
Yes.
Okay, first.
Yes.
I was going to give Myron an 8.5.
Okay!
I appreciate that.
Fresh?
Come on, Chris.
Yo, yo, yo, gross.
It's not important.
Yo, yo, yo, gross.
Yo, you know what's funny?
Chris always does this shit.
Chris doesn't get a good rating.
Hey, now rate Chris.
Sorry, now rate fresh.
He wants to use this shit to make fun of you later.
Yeah, he does, he does.
Refresh.
Dude, don't...
You're fucked up, Chris.
No, no, gross.
Don't answer that, man.
Fuck this nigga.
No, no, no.
All right, Skylar, what's your final thoughts on the show?
Your final opinions?
Bro, you always do this shit.
What?
Nigga gets over a seven?
No, no, no.
Now rate fresh.
Now rate fresh.
No.
Don't worry about our little fucking...
We're gonna argue with each other more than the girls.
What the fuck's going on here?
Alright Skylar, what's your thoughts?
I really like the panel.
I thought we had some great girls with different perspectives.
Also, I've been watching the show for a long time and I really like what you guys do.
Oh shit, okay.
Appreciate that.
Damn!
Alright, Sculler, uh...
Yo, what the...
No wonder they agree with us, bro.
I was like, in my head, I was like, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sculler.
Refresh.
Nigga.
Come on, bro.
I think we know what I'm gonna say.
He's a 10 out of 10.
Okay.
Okay, Rush.
Of course, I got you right.
I got you in my sights.
Okay.
Yo, I'm spamming that fucking soldier with a fucking sound line, nigga.
All right.
Miss Paraguay.
Paraguay.
What do you got to say?
Last thoughts or disagreements or how much you hate us or love us?
I don't know.
It's up to you.
I just like the fact that we have very different ages here.
We had a teenager.
We have like...
We have a teenager!
She pendeja!
Power Ranger!
Stupid!
We have like middle 20s, we have early 30s, so I feel like we have like...
Oh, shit!
I'm not early 30s.
Aren't you 30?
Get it right!
She just dissed you, by the way.
I'm just kidding, I don't care.
No, no, no.
She's a motherfucker.
All right.
What are your thoughts, squad?
Anything else?
Um, nothing.
Just keep it up.
Is everything you do?
Give it up.
I don't have any thoughts.
Oh, fantastic.
She just said, fuck it.
Forget about it.
All right.
This show actually ended on a good note.
It did.
No girls cried walking off the stage, bro, like last time.
Sorry, good panels.
You got bad at white.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Good panel, ladies.
Shout out to the girls that watch the show and shit.
WChris, yes sir!
Chris is the king of sucking his own dick, bro.
This shit is amazing, bro.
Can he reach it?
I don't know.
I don't know.
With his belly in the way, I don't know about right now.
Okay.
Chris, what the fuck?
What was that?
What was that stare, nigga?
Huh?
You know what?
You know what?
Hold on.
Before we go.
Rate Moe.
What?
Oh, what the fuck?
What'd I do?
One out of ten, Moe.
What are you doing?
I guess we're here.
I've got you in my sights.
No, give him a one.
It's okay.
Give him a one, bro.
A ten?
Okay.
Ten for Moe.
One out of ten.
The guy with a hat.
Rate him one out of ten.
I've got you in my sights.
Tell them how it is.
He's a nine.
Okay, Bills!
She looks like the weed man.
He looks like the weed man.
Bills!
Bills doesn't look like a drug dealer.
I ain't gonna lie.
I was thinking Bills doesn't look like a drug dealer.
By the way, W-Wing man.
But Bill's All you need bro Is some weed You got it bro You quit though You quit though You know Bill's He's like right now Like fuck Damn He no plug Maybe He is Haitian.
Which means he has a drug-dealing bone in his body.
There you go.
Yeah, he Haitians.
Yes, sir!
Yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed the show, man.
We'll be back on Wednesday.
Sorry, I got a machine gun sound effect.
I don't know if we had a couple's therapy on Wednesday or not.
We had a special guest.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's for the nighttime show.
Oh, yeah.
Still, though.
All right, whatever.
Tell them.
We'll see.
Okay, no therapy show on Wednesday.
We're going to just do probably...
You know, we might cover the Jonathan Majors thing.
Yeah.
We'll figure it out.
We'll cover something for y'all.
And then we'll be back on Wednesday, and then we'll have Neon with the girls.
Love you guys.
All the girls' Instagrams are below.
Go ahead and send them a dick pic.
I'm sure they'd be happy with it.
We'll catch you guys on the next episode of Fresh and Fit.
Peace.
I ran so far away.
I just ran.
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