Welcome to the Fresh Air Podcast, After Hours Edition, man.
We're here with a bunch of girls.
This is a special guest as well.
We'll be back in a bit.
Peace.
Let's go.
Look at this.
How many carrots, bro?
Get out.
F*** out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
All right, what's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fletcher Podcast.
Peace!
You said peace, right?
Yeah.
Wow!
Good one, Chris.
That was not even good, bro.
Yeah, anyway.
Guys, welcome.
So you guys are probably wondering, yo, where are the special guests?
Well, guys, given the circumstances with what's going on as far as people being banned or forbidden or whatever it may be, they're going to be here very shortly.
They're here, though.
Don't worry.
They're in studio.
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Oh, Myron said okay.
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Chris.
Yes, uh...
Guys, we have a show today.
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Let's make it happen.
Alright, that was a great intro, Chris.
Fantastic, Chris.
It's more time talking about himself now than anything else.
Okay, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course...
Your body count.
We're going to start right here.
Welcome back.
Hey, I'm Sky Venus.
I am a singer, songwriter, and DJ. How old are you?
I am 23.
Where are you from?
Venezuelan.
Your name is Sky Venus?
New name.
Oh, new name.
Okay.
I am also talking with somebody.
Oh, you got a man?
Yeah.
That must be hell.
A little bit.
What's your highest education level completed?
High school and cybersecurity, but I drop out.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
But my mother has a stepfather.
I have a stepfather.
Okay.
You know, he owns a bakery, Vicky Bakery.
And it's about to open.
Oh, Vicky's bakery's lit, bro.
That's a big bakery.
Yeah.
And we have one about to open in December in Pembroke Pines.
That's dope.
Okay.
Everyone let me know for cakes.
Weren't you on OnlyFans?
And for...
No, I used to...
But no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not on OnlyFans anymore.
She belongs to the streets.
OnlyFans don't love me, and I don't love OnlyFans.
I never make money with OnlyFans.
Oh, okay.
What about you?
I try.
What's your name?
My name's Integrity.
Wait, what?
Integra?
Is that really your first name?
Integrity is what I go by, because no one needs to know my government name.
What the fuck?
What are you doing?
They could find your address with your phone number, y'all.
Come on now.
Oh, she's woke.
Okay.
So, hey y'all, I'm Integrity.
Isn't it kind of interesting that her name is Integrity, but she's lying about her name?
What would that be a lack of Integrity?
What's the Integrity there?
But okay.
So, Integrity, how old are you?
I'm 21.
Where are you from?
I'm from California.
What part?
L.A.? I'm from the I.E. What is the I.E.? The Inland Empire.
It's like 45 minutes away from L.A. What's that?
I've never heard of that.
What do you do for work?
I'm an entrepreneur.
What kind of business do you own?
I own a detail shop out of town.
For cars?
Yeah.
Can you spell entrepreneur?
You don't have to know how to spell to make money.
I agree.
Highest education level completed?
High school.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
And then your parents are still together?
Yeah.
My mom, she dates my stepdad and a couple other guys.
And a couple other guys?
Okay.
So they're divorced, your parents?
No.
I have like three dads who want to be my dad, but I got one nice-ass stepdad.
What about your biological dad?
I have three that want to be my dad.
Do you know your biological dad?
No.
Guys run away when they go to the store.
I don't...
I'm just kidding, man.
They buy milk and never come back.
Okay.
Trust me, it happens to me, so I understand.
Yeah, so...
All right.
Okay, what about you?
Hi, my name is Jade.
Welcome back.
Thanks.
How old are you?
21.
Where are you from?
Miami.
What do you do for work?
I'm a personal trainer.
Okay.
Highest education level completed.
I'm in college still.
Alright.
What year?
Junior.
Okay.
What do you major again?
Psychology.
Alright.
And then, relationship status?
Single, but in love.
With who?
I'm joking.
Nobody.
Okay.
That would be even funny.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, I was waiting for her to like come with a punchline or something.
I'm in love with the bag or some shit like that.
Yeah, but nothing.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
How long have they been divorced?
They were never married, but they separated like six years ago or less actually, like four years ago.
Okay.
What about you?
What's your name?
Didi.
D-I-D-I. How old are you?
I'm 24.
Where are you from?
Venezuela.
What do you do for work?
I am a supervisor of customer service nationwide in a company.
That is the meat market.
So for all kinds of meat, like poultry, fish, chicken, everything?
Yes.
Okay, interesting.
Highest education level completed?
I am in the university.
I'm paying for it, so it takes a while.
She knows that.
What are you majoring in?
International relations.
You're pursuing your bachelor's degree?
Yeah.
What's your relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
They divorced when I was three, and they each have their own marriage.
Okay.
Remarried and everything.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Divorced 21 years.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hi, my name is Carissa.
I'm 22.
I'm from New Mexico.
Hi, Carissa.
What part of New Mexico are you from?
Los Alamos.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Uh, what is your, uh, what do you do for work?
So, I work for the laboratory there, but I can't really talk about what I do there.
Okay.
Like, blood lab or something, or?
No, like, bomb lab.
Like, Los Alamos.
Oh.
Like, Oppenheimer.
Oh, wow.
Like, bomb.
Okay.
Nuclear.
Yes.
Serious stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Blow your car up.
Okay, so you work for the government, I'm guessing?
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
You got a Q clearance, probably?
Yes.
Okay.
What's your highest education level completed?
I have a bachelor's degree.
In?
I studied political science.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
And body count?
No comment.
Okay.
Classified, I guess.
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
Okay.
How long?
Over 20 years.
Okay.
Alright.
Oh, where did you get your degree from?
New Mexico State University.
Okay.
You're just here on vacation, I'm guessing?
No, I live here.
I work remote.
Oh, so you live here now.
Smart choice.
Alright, cool.
Fuck.
Fresh, can you take this real quick?
I'll be right back, guys.
Hold on, let me deal some shit off.
Behind the scenes stuff.
Yeah.
Welcome back, by the way.
Thank you.
Alright, name and age?
Gabby, I'm 21.
What do you do for work?
I'm a full-time student.
Alright.
That's all you do?
Yep.
Just kidding.
And then, for example, are you still together?
No.
How long have you been broken up?
Probably like 10 years.
10 years?
Okay.
And how's the level of education?
Right now, I'm doing my bachelor's, so I'm a junior.
Cool.
And dating status?
Single.
Still?
Yep.
Damn, it's fucked up.
I know.
Alright, cool.
Alright, what about you?
Hello, my name is Olivia.
I'm 21 years old.
From California, Los Angeles.
And I have a clothing business.
You're an entrepreneur too?
Yes.
Can you spell it?
Yes.
E-N-T-R-E-P-E-U I think.
R. Or A-R. You think?
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Okay.
Fuck.
All right.
Dating status?
Single.
Wait, Fresh, you taking notes over there?
I'm trying to.
It's kind of hard.
And then, education level?
Just high school diploma.
That's cool.
Okay, cool.
Parents still together or no?
No.
No?
When they break up?
When I was born.
Wow.
Yeah.
You said I'm gone.
Yeah.
Cool.
All right.
What about you?
Hi, my name is Mia.
I'm a singer-songwriter, and I'm also working for Karate World Federation as a photographer and social media.
Sorry, can you say your name again, please?
Mia.
Oh, Mia.
Mia, yeah.
And how old are you?
26.
26, okay, cool.
Can you say you're a singer?
Yes, a singer.
Okay, dating status?
In a relationship.
Oh, how long?
One year.
How'd you guys meet?
In Miami, actually.
Where?
Like for France.
Oh, so like just going out?
Yeah.
Cool.
And then education level?
Masters.
Masters?
Oh, wow.
Where'd you get it?
In England at Coventry University.
What's it in?
21st century media practice.
Cool.
All right.
Awesome.
And last but not least.
Yeah, so my name is Chantel.
I'm 25.
I'm from Ohio.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I do project management.
A dating status?
Single.
Single.
And education level?
Bachelor's degree.
In?
Entrepreneurship and communication.
Can you spell it?
E-N-T-R-E-E-R-E-N-E-U-R. All right.
Right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
There you go.
Good job.
All right.
All right.
And then, pick it up together or no?
They are.
Do you know how many years?
Almost 44.
Okay, and then...
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, cool.
Guys, we got some guests in the back.
Obviously speaking, things are happening in the meantime because we're trying to make it work.
We'll do chats for now and then.
Myron will be back, so let's get into it.
Alright.
Coolman says, question for ladies.
Was forced sterilization and or gene editing, just these two specific things, fixed the dating and incel problem for men and women?
So he's asking basically, does gene editing or sterilization fix issues with dating and incels for men and women?
We'll come back to that one.
I agree, bro.
That happened as well.
Love Builders Network says, Fresh is 100% correct.
With his instincts, Elon and his mother are Luciferians and do not trust him.
Elon is a false hero.
Don't trust a man who makes you pay for electricity.
While the original Tesla wanted your electricity to be free, great deceiver.
We have here John May says, Last episode was full of degenerates.
Low IQ middle school retard.
Michelle Rodriguez, fat sister that eats ass.
Okay.
Toucan Sam's Down Syndrome cousin.
And Teletubbies off teacher that I said if I don't become a hoe, I'll delete myself.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Ron Burgundy.
WFNF gang.
Question for Neon.
Why did you turn down the chance to trim with a new Tate?
And given the chance again, would you take it now?
He's not here right now, so we'll ask him later if he's still here.
Conrad says, guys, rate the girls from 1 to 10.
Ha ha ha.
They want us to rate the girls.
Uh, what?
Rate the girls?
Yeah, 1 out of 10.
We can do that later, though.
Yeah, we can do that later, yeah.
Okay.
We did the intros, so we're good.
You did it?
Okay.
Smoking on Hash says, Myron, I respect you.
I know you're a genuine because you declined off management deals, but why bring Sneaker on?
He acts like a traditional to virtue signal to Muslim audience and uses FNF as a clip form for that.
Went off camera.
He got a new girl every day.
Download RP. Bro, Sneeko's our homie, so...
Sneeko, Sneeko, man.
Yeah, we're not...
He's fine.
JK Rock says, Ladies, would you marry an alpha male or beta male and why?
I mean, you guys know what that means?
Alpha and beta?
Yes.
Would you marry alpha if not beta and why?
Alpha if he was respectful.
Because, I don't know, I feel like I need to be led, in a sense, and I do believe in, like, a more traditional marriage setup.
That's fair.
What about you?
So, I like Alpha Man, but I would like him, for me, to be, like, empathetic and, like, treat me, you know, like, not act this way next to me, but, like, to other people.
Is that how your boyfriend is right now?
Your current boyfriend?
Yeah.
Is he like that?
Yeah.
Okay.
For you?
I would like an Alpha Man, a man that leaves.
All right.
Alpha.
Can you handle it?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
Alpha for sure.
Why?
Because if I'm in charge, it'll get crazy.
So I need someone to put me in my place.
Okay.
What about you?
I would go for an alpha male because my personality, I need someone that is going to encourage me to talk, to do things.
I can do them myself, but I feel like it's better.
You want a leader?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Alpha for show, but I would just like to say that some men think they can lead and they can't.
All right.
Tough words.
What about you?
I hope, excuse me, I would love a beta guy because I like to be in charge.
I'm the leader and I'm going to lead us to success.
Really?
Amen, 100%.
How's that working out for you right now?
I'm in Miami!
I'm doing good!
You can't even spell a entrepreneur, man.
I said you don't have to spell to make money.
But you can't spell, man.
Okay, what about you?
I like to be submissive.
So, of course, I like alpha male.
Is your current man alpha male or beta male, you would say?
He's alpha.
Who's your man?
Who is?
Yeah.
No, he will kill me if I say it.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Okay.
Okay, so all the girls here at the table said that they would prefer a guy who was more, I hate the term alpha, but I guess more dominant, so to speak.
Are you okay with him having multiple women and telling you to just know your place and be quiet?
No.
What about you?
Shut up, bitch!
No.
What about you?
No.
No.
No way.
No.
Um, no.
If I get to do what I want...
Well, you want a guy that's gonna walk over, so that's fine.
What about you?
What was the question?
Have other women and tell you to be quiet?
Have other women?
Yeah.
Like, other women?
Yeah.
With me?
Yeah.
What do you mean?
I don't get it.
See, this is a perfect example.
You guys don't even know what you want.
You think an alpha guy is going to sit there and tell you, oh yeah, I'm going to be monogamous because you said so.
He is monogamous.
He's Muslim.
I'm not asking you in particular.
But realistically speaking, do you guys really think that you're with an alpha guy who's going to sit there and be like, oh yeah, you want me to be monogamous?
I will be.
Do you think he's really going to listen to you?
If he wants to stay in a relationship with me, he will.
I think the whole purpose of him being alpha is he doesn't give a fuck if you stay or not.
No, I think him being alpha is like he can lead me and I will be submissive, but that's only on the premise of respect.
But he's following your demands then.
Yeah, yeah.
That's not a demand.
Is he really alpha?
That's a hallmark of a good relationship.
See, this is interesting.
See, girls say they want alpha guy until they actually get one.
And the reality is he's not going to listen to you.
He's going to do what he wants, right?
Yeah, he's going to be a leader and he's going to be a provider and all that other stuff a lot of times, but he's going to have other women because it's so rare to find one.
Alphas don't listen to women, period.
Like, this is interesting to me that you guys are like saying, I want a dominant alpha guy.
He's not going to listen to you.
He's going to tell you, shut up.
I'm going to do what I want to do.
I make money.
I'm successful.
Exactly.
They don't listen to women.
Shut up, bitch!
And it's funny because most of you are single anyway.
It makes sense.
I want a dominant alpha guy.
He's going to have other chicks and tell you to shut the fuck up.
Are you going to do that?
No.
You see how that doesn't make sense?
Maybe when I'm 30.
At all.
Let me tell you guys what it is, right?
Typically these guys are highly successful, very driven, make money, have women after them, etc.
Why are they going to bust their asses to rise up to the totem pole to listen to a female?
Not all guys are the same.
My guy has an Instagram with 91 followers and all of them are men.
He's not a ho at all.
Like all he do is work and sleep, work, sleep.
Well, that's why he's probably not taking you seriously.
Anyway, back to what I was saying though.
But realistically speaking, do you think that a guy that rises up to that top level to listen to a female?
But, like, do you think that there is no alpha male and not successful men who have, you know, normal marriage and they are faithful?
Like, do you think all of them would have multiple women?
Well, there's always the exception to the rule, of course.
But in general...
They have other women.
Might be an escort, might be a mistress, might be a second wife, who knows, but they typically have other women.
I don't know, like I know a lot of guys also from karate and they are very much like, they just like faithful to them.
From karate?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're waxing, waxing off some bitch, man.
Like, come on, man.
Let go!
Wax off!
Wax off!
See, they won't tell you though, but behind closed doors, I'm telling you right now, there are other options.
I'm telling you.
And it's taken.
I agree.
It's because you won't find out.
Yeah, like, you know what I mean?
But again, it's...
I just find it interesting because girls say they want a certain guy and then I tell you, okay, this is what's going to come with it.
And they're like, oh, I don't know if I can handle that.
Or it's my way or something like that.
That's just not how it goes.
You don't become successful, get status and all that to listen to a woman that hasn't accomplished any of that.
No offense.
Because you typically want a guy that's better than you, right?
I'm assuming.
So why would a guy that killed himself to get to a certain point listen to a woman that isn't on his level?
Makes sense.
So you guys changed your mind now?
You gonna get a more regular guy?
Hell no.
She said hell no.
I am choosing to believe there's exceptions to that rule because I'm manifesting.
And like my parents have a successful marriage.
My dad has never cheated on my mom.
How do you know?
How do you know?
Because I just know he's a man of integrity.
And a man of faith.
No, he would not.
I don't niggas with integrity cheat every day.
Yeah, thanks.
Well, I'm not going to think that of my angelic father.
And I choose to believe I'll find a man again.
Who runs the relationship?
Your mom or your dad?
My dad does.
Your dad does?
Okay.
When do they get married?
When...
I don't know, like almost 40 years ago.
It's been a long time.
That's a different time.
He cheated, bro.
That's a different time.
That was a long time ago.
I'm sure he's a great guy.
Yeah.
That's great.
Nigga's got knees, too.
Yeah.
Does he make a lot of money?
He's successful?
I mean, he's been the sole provider of our household forever.
Yeah, he cheated.
That's good.
Yeah, you might have had other women, man.
I mean, there's a good chance.
I mean, hey, that doesn't make him a bad guy.
It's just like what dudes do.
Did you change your mind?
Are you going to get a more regular guy, then?
No.
She's a boyfriend right now.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
Even though an alpha is not gonna listen to you?
No, I'm not going to change that.
You get what you are.
That's the thing.
Shut up, bitch!
That's the worst advice ever.
No.
You get what you are.
A feminist submissive woman doesn't get a...
You attract what you are.
A feminist submissive man.
What?
You don't attract what you are.
You attract the opposite.
Yeah, definitely.
Hypermasculine men typically attract super feminine women and the other way around.
Super feminine women typically want hypermasculine men.
So it's not you attract what you are.
That doesn't make sense.
Opposites attract.
Don't look at me!
I can't save you!
What the hell?
Mel, how long you've been with your man?
like some wands alright shut up bitch alright next alright actually wait wait Sina Sina was the one come to me when you wait your man for a year and you're engaged alright come to me right when you wait your man for a year and you have a ring on your finger alright then you can say fuck you Chris alright I'm giving advice because I've been with my man for two months shut up bitch oh
Okay, are you gonna lower your standards then?
No.
But what would it take for either one of you to, like, would you ever settle down with one woman?
No.
Fuck no.
Like, never.
So are you gonna have a family, kids?
Yeah, but like, why not?
Look, man, see...
I'm speaking for all higher earner men here.
We don't bust their asses to go to the gym...
Understand, you know, what it takes to be successful, make money, all this shit, to fuck one bitch, bro.
Like, we just don't.
Like, the thing is, for women, right, it's easy for you guys to be monogamous because life is easy for you guys.
Man just shows up, men come up to me, I pick the best one, fantastic.
I'm just pretty, they come to me.
Men, we have to become that guy to even approach you to get a chance to get you.
So, once I get a girl, it's like, wait, I busted my eyes to get here.
Why am I only gonna have one?
This is fucking stupid.
I'm going to do what I want to do.
Now, some guys are open about it, vocal.
Y'all want to have multiple women.
Some guys are quiet about it.
They only have, you know, they have their main girl and then they get escorts or whatever.
But typically men want variety.
And when a guy becomes successful and bust his ass to become attractive, very rarely do they be monogamous.
I have a question for you.
What if you met the guy of your dreams and you didn't know what he was doing?
You just had like an idea.
It wasn't in your face at all.
Like that he was cheating?
Yeah, he could give you whatever you want, but it wasn't in your face.
Would you be cool with that?
If I didn't know about it, how would I, you know, compare?
There you go.
There's your answer.
There you go.
Yeah, they just don't want to see it.
Or no.
Which is cool.
I mean, that's fine.
I guess, yeah.
But it's like, you're delusional if you meet a guy that's like six foot plus making six figures attractive and you think it's just going to be monogamous to you.
Like, that's just delusional.
Because pretty women are common, successful men are not.
So it's just the math.
Supply and demand.
You know, whatever is in less supply is more valuable.
And attractive men are just more valuable than attractive women because there's not enough attractive men to go around.
Simple.
Economics, man.
Like, how many of y'all are single here?
Most of you, right?
Is it because you're picky?
Yes.
Oh.
Why are you picky?
Because most men suck, right?
Yeah.
Most men don't qualify, right?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
That means that they're rare and hard to find because all you guys are single here at the table.
Not all, but most of you.
So that tells you right there that the market is inverted, not in your favor.
They send me how you want those men.
Ten other women do.
Two as well.
Yeah.
So imagine that.
Yeah.
So it's like, you don't think he's going to bite on one of them that want him back?
I mean...
I don't know.
Go ahead.
Oh shit.
If you are a woman and you don't have hobbies, you don't have a life, you don't have something going on, then you will attract the same thing.
But if you have a life, if you have your career and the things you like to do, then you will attract a guy like that.
Do you think men care about career?
I honestly like a nerd guy.
Hold on, do you think men care about career?
Not too much, but they like when a girl has like a talent or hobbies or things like that, you know?
They don't want a stupid girl just to sit there and do nothing.
Of course, of course.
But do you think that's as important as you think it is?
No.
It is.
It is?
Yeah, they don't want a stupid girl.
Like, you don't want to...
There's plenty of ugly girls and fat girls that have good hobbies and talents, could play the violin and everything.
Why don't they have guys?
Okay.
They don't because they probably are sick or something.
Their pussy smell.
Yo!
You're funny.
You're funny.
All right.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Anybody else have anything on this topic?
I mean, I think...
Yeah, go ahead.
You're looking.
Yeah, go ahead.
I mean, I think it's just like, nowadays, even ugly guys get any girl.
Like, they can get a girl.
You think so?
Yeah.
Yo, Chris, you're not talking nigga.
You think ugly men can get any girl they want?
Not any girl they want, but women are desperate.
I feel like women are just desperate nowadays.
Really?
I think the guy just has to have some sort of asset.
I know a lot of ugly guys that are funny as shit, and that's why they get girls.
They have to have something.
Girls don't have to have anything.
Is it easy to be funny?
Yeah.
If you got it, you got it.
I think it's not really something that...
If you try to be funny, you're not going to be funny.
But that doesn't mean that every ugly guy has a chance with you.
I think ugly guys always have a chance if they're nice.
Bitches love nice guys.
Really?
Absolutely.
Where's your nice guy at?
I have a couple.
A couple, wow.
So you don't give any of them an exclusive relationship then?
I know, like, there's so much more than life than just being in a relationship, hugged up, cuddled up, because I can be around the world, making money.
Making money?
Being myself.
Being yourself?
I don't have to be at home, dig down.
I mean...
But I like a nice guy.
Like, nice guys?
Thank you guys for being nice.
If you like nice guys, then why don't you have one as a boyfriend?
I have a lot of guys that are nice to me.
But do I have to label them?
Because they're nice?
Do you have sex with all of them?
All the guys are nice to you because they just want to, you know...
What?
If you're nice and you're spending money and you're...
Do you fuck all of them?
Hold on, hold on.
Do you fuck all of them?
No.
If I fucked every nice guy, I would fuck the whole world.
So how does that benefit the nice guys then?
Do you really like nice guys or do you like the attention and free gifts they give you?
I love nice guys.
I love someone who's nice to me and treats me and how I treat them.
But do they benefit from being nice to you?
Yeah, because they get to hang out with me.
Wow.
So your presence alone is worth it.
Yeah.
We're going to have a good time.
Just smoking, drinking, hanging out.
Wait, wait.
Do you think men actually enjoy women's company when it's not sexual?
Maybe y'all might not, but there are some men who do.
Really?
Absolutely.
These guys that are nice guys, do you think if you hit them up and said, hey, I want to have sex right now, they wouldn't try to have sex with you?
Everybody would love to have sex with me.
Oh, so they have ulterior motives then.
Yeah.
So they don't really want to just be your friend or be a nice guy as you claim.
People like to be my friends because I'm about business.
Anybody who's making money, you love to be around them.
What if I told you they just want to get laid and that's their way of trying to get laid is being nice with you and they don't really know an alternative way to do it.
Because clearly they're not getting what they want.
I'm gonna be nice to you too, baby.
I'm gonna be nice to you too.
I think that's actually really mean when you just waste their time and you don't give them what they want, which is what they want to sex.
No, because we can't guarantee someone like 20 years of our life when we've only been alive for 21.
What?
Like, I'm just saying, like, no, like, why would you guarantee every nice person years of your life when you have to spend those years becoming yourself?
Yeah, it's nice to have a nice person around here and there.
What is becoming yourself?
Becoming rich, successful, wealthy, beautiful, a baddie.
There's steps to this.
Do you think men value wealth and success in women?
They love my hustling.
Every time I meet a guy, they're like, I love that you're a hustling bitch.
And I'm like, oh my god, thank you.
They're lying to you.
Yeah, they're lying.
They're not.
Trust me, they're lying to you.
Yeah.
I could tell lies too, so what's up?
You're so cute!
Oh my god!
Just like you do that to them, oh my god, you're so cute!
And he's really ugly, they're telling you, oh I love your career, but they really don't.
But they don't have to because I'm happy.
They don't have to be happy because I'm happy.
So notice, once she gets what she wants, she don't care.
Yeah, exactly.
Understandable.
I'm a tourist.
That is not integrity.
Yeah, that's not integrity at all.
That's not integrity at all.
What the fuck, man?
Change your name to...
Scam.
Scam artist, man.
Integrity came from dancing.
So if anyone wants a VIP, just know I'm going to do you right back there.
Wait.
Hold on.
So you really a stripper?
Absolutely.
That's why I have integrity because there's no stripper out here named Integrity.
If you had integrity, you would have said that you were a dancer, bro.
I know.
I'm an entrepreneur.
I own a detail shop.
You left out a big detail.
What the hell?
Because an entrepreneur means that you do multiple and different things to get money.
And that's what I do.
If I strip once every blue moon, then I go and get that bag and I leave and go do my next job the next day.
No, you're a hortrepreneur.
Not a hortrepreneur.
That's different.
I'd rather be a hortrepreneur with money than a broke bitch.
Okay.
That's fair.
That's a big detail to leave out.
I'd rather be a broke bitch.
How you gotta detail shop and leave out the details?
Get to know me.
I'm not going to sell my soul.
I'm going to clean your heart and panties, okay?
Yo, man.
That's crazy, bro.
Pray for integrity, bro.
You were trying to say something, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, go ahead.
What were you saying?
Something to do with...
Yeah, go ahead.
Well, pretty much like...
Guys, they can be in love with someone but still sleep around with other people.
Oh.
So why would you not tolerate the sleeping around then?
I mean, I think when you're in a marriage, it comes to a point that there has to be a discussion about it.
So I just think straight, if you're...
I second that.
I think a lot of women have an issue with it because it comes up later in the relationship.
Or maybe it happens behind her back and he sucks at hiding it.
I'd be mad.
But if the guy comes up to me and he has a lot of money and he's willing to take care of me, I don't see how that's a problem as long as he's honest about it.
Value exchange.
But I mean, he might not take care of you in the beginning though.
So you'll have to deal with it for like maybe six months a year.
Who knows?
I don't have feelings at that point.
So that's fine.
I'm not in love with him at that point.
So that's considered the talking stage to me.
So it's kind of like, okay.
Okay.
You know, as long as it's a conversation that's being had and it's not just in the dark and I'm not in the dark about it.
He's making money, so.
Okay.
Interesting.
Alright, so you would accept it if he told you from the beginning?
Yeah, I think honesty is just like a huge thing.
Interesting.
Okay.
He would have to be very wealthy though for me, like personally.
How much does he have to make?
I don't know.
How much does he have to make?
I don't, I mean, like a millionaire?
I don't, I don't know.
Never really dated a rich guy.
I think she doesn't really know.
You and every other girl wants a millionaire.
I mean, that's the thing though.
Every girl wants a millionaire.
I'm not exactly looking for a millionaire.
So I don't see myself in that kind of situation.
But if it were to happen, that's where I would stand.
There you go.
Sound effect, Chris.
Should we bring in the special guest?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we should.
Yeah, we have to.
Yeah, that means we got to get off YouTube.
All right, ninjas.
I think you guys know what time it is, man.
It's time to switch over.
And yeah, from this point forward, it's going to be 50 and up Rumble Chats.
But yo, guys, you guys got to switch on over to Rumble because it's about that time we got the special guest in the house about to come in and I cannot find the sound effect.
We're going to read all the chats, by the way, still.
We're still going to do it?
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's get ready to Rumble!
So yeah, we're going to go over to Rumble right now, guys.
Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit Man.
Check us out over there.
We got 20,000 of y'all watching on Rumble and then almost 12K of y'all on YouTube.
So come on over, guys.
Switch on over.
Girls, can you...
Come on, ladies.
I need a movement.
Can you help...
Chris is rallying the troops.
Alright, to switch on over.
We go, right?
We killed the YouTube stream?
Come on in, Sneeko.
Come on in, man.
Yeah, the Forbidden One is here, man.
Welcome to Sneeko.
He's in the house.
Hey, everybody!
So, Maren, just him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I mean, you want to tell him kind of what's going on a little bit?
Welcome, bro.
Welcome, welcome.
On behalf of Neon LLC, you could not come on the stream tonight.
We didn't know that, you know, kicking, there were some problems before, blah, blah, blah.
It's politics between rumble and kick.
Yeah, kick and rumble politics.
Yeah, bro.
It is what it is.
Which we just literally found out about just now.
But we got Sneego in the house.
So, one half of Sneon.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
I'm good.
My headphones aren't on.
They're not on?
No.
I like this panel, though.
Oh, you like this panel?
Yeah.
What were your thoughts watching back there in the green room?
I would definitely avoid you.
I would advise every guy to stay far away from you.
You seem okay.
Like sub-10 body count, hopefully.
Yeah?
I can't disclose, but...
More than that, bro.
You went to college, right?
I did.
Are you Canadian?
But I had a boyfriend.
You have a boyfriend?
I had one in college.
The whole time?
Until my senior year.
Okay, so it's like five?
Oh, she went crazy her senior year, though.
Once she got out of that relationship.
Yeah, you went out with a bang?
Wait, where'd you go to school?
Miami University.
Uh-oh.
But in Ohio.
Not the one in Florida.
There's a Miami University in Ohio?
Yes.
What the heck?
That's so weird.
Okay, interesting.
Bills, someone text?
Yeah.
Cool.
You might need to do this.
Yeah, okay.
We'll do it live, guys.
We'll do it live.
Yeah, we'll do it live, man.
We'll do it live.
Yeah, and also you.
I don't know if you're...
Are you here right now?
Like, are you here?
I am.
Okay, what are you on right now?
Percocet.
Molly Percocet.
Who?
I can't hear this shit, so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry, guys.
And then you look bored.
You guys are bored over here.
We're going to, like, funneling to OnlyFans or something right now, right?
I don't have a microphone.
Oh.
I can't respond.
There's one right next to you.
All right.
Bear with us, guys, here.
Make fun of Mo in the chat for this.
We're definitely going to roast his ass after this.
We're making it work.
Yeah, we got the mics, guys.
It's just fucking the numbers and shit like that.
We got like 12, 13 mics.
A lot of mics.
Yeah, a lot of mics, but we're just figuring out the numbering right now.
Okay.
So she has a mic now.
Okay, now we're good.
Talk real quick.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, what's up?
Perfect.
So he claimed that you did OF. Why do you have to get the biggest guy to go squeeze underneath the table?
Yeah, I know, I know.
Are women that useless?
Oh, man.
Well, they pretty much are, yeah.
Do you want to respond to him?
Go ahead.
Oh, the OnlyFans?
What did you say?
Yeah, you're just sitting quiet because they're funneling to OF right now.
Maybe.
Yeah, see, like, you could tell the hot one is just here, like, just quiet.
She doesn't need to say anything.
She doesn't care.
She doesn't need to funnel.
Wait, you're on OnlyFans?
Yeah, no shit.
Look at her.
Should I be?
She got an OnlyFans body, so it just stayed far away.
What's an OnlyFans body?
You just went fishing for compliments right now.
No, no, no.
It's cool.
You understand what I'm saying by that, like, thick, but like, you know, not fat, but thick, but almost fat.
You know, like, you don't go to the gym, but you pretend you do.
Like, you drink smoothies.
You think detox smoothies is working out, but that's cool.
And then you're here, so I don't know why.
Are you, like, French or something?
Everyone says that I look Eastern European.
I'm Jamaican and Cuban.
You're Jamaican?
No, you're not.
You took Jamaican dick one time on vacation.
I'll call my mom right now.
For real?
Is it true that there's passport hoes that fly over there to get fucked by the lifeguards in Jamaica?
Wait, what?
There's passport bros, you know those passport hoes that fly all the way to Jamaica to get dipped down by like fresh gold.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that's true, but I don't know.
They're old and ugly, but yes, they are.
We call them beach bumps.
Like the carnival queens and stuff like that, like those.
Oh, so you do know?
I know about like the carnival and how they get all like down and dirty, but I don't know much else.
It's gross, they're like twerking the streets and stuff, and yeah, you look confused or something, like are you a lawyer?
Oh no, you're not, you're getting your boobs out.
Okay.
I will say this.
For you, don't do the OnlyFans.
You will lose your queue clearance in an instant.
Are you a foreigner?
Don't do it.
Where are you from?
New Mexico.
What's the queue clearance?
It's a Department of Energy level of...
You know how FBI agents have to have a security clearance?
Same type of thing.
You're in the FBI? No.
I'm under the Department of Energy.
Why?
Pick one.
Be a hoe or depart with FBI. Pick prostitution or fed.
I don't get, like, why are you stuck between the two, but...
Yeah, you seem...
How old are you?
25.
25.
Okay, are you single?
She probably works at a nuclear lab, Nico.
A nuclear lab?
I mean, she didn't want to say, which I understand, but more than less, she works in New Mexico, probably off-site.
Is it pay that bad that you gotta, like, show your butthole on the internet?
How do you go from, like, you know, being a scientist to...
No, I'm doing both right now.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't have an OnlyFans, but...
Oh, you just lied?
I told you no!
She's been saying that.
I said no!
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, don't start.
Good, good.
Sneeko didn't watch the show in the back at all.
Goddamn, nigga!
Come on, man!
Come on, Sneeko!
We were hoping you would come in with some goddamn heat.
You just roasted everybody.
I don't know what's going on here, but you're a whore!
What about her?
White girl, you're quiet.
What do you play, like, volleyball or something?
No, I used to play soccer.
You look like skinny, just pearly things.
What is that?
You look like you could be red pill if you were taller.
Don't do her like that.
Don't do her like that.
What do you do?
What's your thing?
The gym.
The gym?
Okay, I was right.
You're like an athletic person.
You curl.
You don't do girly workouts.
You do manly workouts and stuff.
I guess you could say that.
I bet you go on the cold plunge and time yourself.
Actually, I hate that.
Oh, okay.
You sit in a sauna though and breathe?
No.
I don't do any of that.
Breathe air!
No, I don't do any of that.
Oh, okay.
But I do work out upper body and lower body.
Oh, you do CrossFit, like the swing, like the BDSM pull-ups?
No, like regular weightlifting, but not like, I don't want to say girly because that's kind of like mean.
No, do girly workouts.
I lift like heavy weights.
I can see it.
You're Aki leaning in like a dude flexing your biceps in there.
What about her?
Are you confused or something?
You're staring at me with vapid eyes.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
What did you think about the podcast before you came here?
Um, that is less, like, rough and...
Huh?
Like, it's like, I thought...
I don't know.
That's just a phrase.
Are you speaking silent?
No, no, no.
Like, be honest.
What was your perception of Fresh and Fit before you came here?
Well, I thought, like, you were gonna ask about relationships, like, questions and stuff, and it's gonna be a conversation and...
Are you Romanian?
Ukrainian or something?
No, so I'm originally from Poland.
Oh, Poland.
Okay, okay, okay.
What do you think about what happened in 1939?
Are we in Rumble?
Yeah, we're in Rumble, actually.
Yeah, we are in Rumble.
Okay, let me ask you one question.
Okay, first, Poland, hold up a story.
What is your perception of American guys compared to Polish guys?
That's a good question.
There's one funny thing.
I went to Poland.
Do you know that all Poland guys are weird and simpy and all the Polish girls hate them and fuck the foreigners?
Pretty much.
That's true, right?
No, that's not exactly true.
You don't think that Polish guys are like creepy and weird and like, failures?
I mean, Germany stomped over your country really easily.
The guys must be weak.
Like, they bulldozed through that shit in a day.
You guys surrendered immediately.
Like, there's something like...
I don't know, all of the Polish girls there, they...
What guys did you meet there?
It's just foreigners who are just dominating.
They just come in and like take over like blitzkrieg.
It's easy.
We've got 40k Washington.
Shots in 1939, man.
1939.
No, I mean, totally there is a difference.
American guys are more, I guess, focused more on career and money.
And because, you know, for a longer time in Poland, like even when you had money, you couldn't use it.
So like we have, I guess, like different values as well.
Hmm.
Polish guys, they are looking for, I guess, more like one girl.
I guess that's what happens right now.
Maybe in the future it will be different, but I see a lot of American guys, they'd rather be in an open relationship and so on.
Oh, okay, okay.
So American guys, they're more like, get into it.
Polish guys are simpy and creepy?
Is your guy Polish, just out of curiosity?
No.
Where's he from?
American.
That's what I'm saying!
Every single time.
The foreigners are destroying.
So if you want to be a passport pro, go to Poland.
The girls are looking.
A lot of guys are in Warsaw.
That's just what I heard.
Do you have your papers?
Yes, I'm a U.S. citizen.
Are you Mexican?
No, I'm Puerto Rican and Native American.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Damn, your people got stomped, too.
Yeah, but I'm also a Spanier, so I also have both sides, you know?
The ones that did the stomping and the ones that got stomped.
Oh, okay, okay.
I got balance.
Look at her nails, bro.
Let me see.
That shit's crazy.
What the hell?
That's the worst, because then it scratches and stuff and they can't hold it properly.
Well, they were done by me, y'all.
I did her nails.
Who?
Oh, for real?
You did her?
Yes.
No wonder.
She said stripper nails.
That was her stripper nails.
Goddamn.
Set your ass up.
It's like we need farms!
You ever fuck a girl and she has little giant nails and she tries to flick her clit and she's like trying not to scratch it and it's just like flicking like here?
I don't know why you do that.
It's like how do you wipe with that?
Can you show the camera one more time?
You take a dump.
How is that feasible?
When you wipe yourself, you don't dig.
You don't dig.
Who digs?
You use this, right?
You wipe with your hand?
You don't do this, right?
Of course, toilet paper.
Dingleberries.
You're not sticking it.
You're not cleaning it properly.
I am.
I opened my butthole like...
*Grunting* *Grunting* Who asked you?
Why do you think anyone wanted to hear that?
Why did that leave your brain and go out of your mouth?
She just said that, word for word.
Can I have some ketamine, please?
Can I have a perk?
I want to get at your level.
What are you on right now?
I don't know, bro.
I'm sorry, she pops perks in her butthole.
She just opens it.
She listens to some pop smoke before this.
I'm going to go retarded!
Take a perk on Retardo's podcast!
I showed up.
I showed him this percolated mind.
Hey, I couldn't battle.
She's looking at me like for answers.
I can't help you right now.
I can't help you.
I don't know what you're on though, but it's crazy.
They get that perk look.
She walks into the podcast, I feel invisible.
They can't make fun of me.
We're just joking around.
This is the intro.
Do you have a rich dad?
I wouldn't say rich.
Like, middle class.
He was the sole provider, so he's at least a six-figure owner.
I was wondering, you were saying that earlier, that you think that he didn't cheat.
He's like, are you Christian?
He is super Christian.
And you're not?
I mean, I am, but I'm more spiritual.
She belongs to the street.
Why did you...
Okay, your dad raised you Christian and then you drifted away when you went to college and started, like, holding crystals and stuff?
Yeah, I feel like that's pretty angry.
That's what always happens.
Another reason why you shouldn't send your daughter to college...
She had a boyfriend for three years in college.
Wait, are you guys on the whole three years?
I was committed to him, he was not committed to me the entire years.
Ah, I wonder why.
You never talked to another guy?
No, never.
That's okay, bro.
You never went on another date, nothing?
No.
Did you go to parties?
I was in a sorority, so sometimes.
Oh, come on!
You were in a sorority, you weren't fucking- No!
The whole point of that is to go fuck guys in a basement.
Well, I missed out on that.
I missed out.
You missed out for real?
Well, she was single her senior year, so you know she went crazy.
Yeah, but I was sad.
Like, I had dated that guy for so long.
Yeah.
Sad.
Amen.
She was nearly on the market.
Yeah.
Sad.
Okay.
Okay.
What does your dad do?
He is in the military, and he does, like, banking stuff.
Oh, so your mom was the one who was cheating.
Oh, your mom cheated, yeah.
No.
Your mom cheated, bro.
Never.
Yeah, no, I hear a story like yours, and I want to think the best of it.
I want to think, like, you know, he's a God-fearing guy.
He didn't step out ever.
And, like, you know, hopefully he did.
Hopefully.
Was he deployed a lot?
Like, was he overseas?
Initially, like, I'm German, so he met my mom.
Steisenhausen!
Speaking of Germany.
She destroyed your people.
Don't do it!
They're right next.
She's like, we don't talk about that.
Only in America we can bring all these people together and not fight.
Literally, bro.
That's crazy.
Did you want to say something about 1939?
Do you know what happened?
Yes, I know what happened.
Yeah, they're aware.
Myron's fiending to go to geopolitics.
No, no, no, no, not with this audience.
No, not with that, bro.
We got some more chats here.
Anybody have anything before we switch to the chats here?
Let's just go take a question or else I gotta do it.
Would you go on a date with me?
Based on what you heard so far, I'm not asking like actually, but like based off the way I presented myself right now, like how would you rate this intro?
Was it fiery enough?
Like you interested?
I mean, I think part of it is obviously for fun, so maybe.
Okay, would you?
19-39!
What did I say that makes you not want to go on a date with me?
19-39!
What do you think, bro?
I think you were a bit attacking.
I don't know.
Attacking?
Right.
You want a weak Polish guy that's going to throw out the white flag?
Yeah, see?
Why are you doing that?
It's fine.
It's fine.
19-39 is a touchy subject for her.
It is.
What about you?
She knows her history, at least.
If you say no, I'm going to call ICE. Did I date you?
She's Puerto Rican and Native American.
She actually is American for real.
Based on the way I presented myself right now and I asked you on a date, what are you saying?
I'm just gonna say no.
Okay, why?
Bro, stop lying.
You seem cool.
Yeah, I don't have nothing against you, but I'm just gonna say no.
Trying to be bluegy, man.
Yeah, man.
Come on, man.
Pearl?
You date a warehouse worker, nigga.
I don't know what that is, but yes.
You would?
Yeah.
Okay.
Would you go on a gym date with me?
I'll spot you.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's your name?
Gabby.
Yeah, it'd be nice to meet you.
Okay, OnlyFans, girl.
What do you think so far?
Would you go on a date with me?
If he can make me giggle, he can make these cheeks clap and jiggle.
So basically, if you make her laugh, you can have sex with her violently.
What do you think?
Hold on.
Did it make you laugh?
Yeah.
Hey, Sneakers!
I've been giggling, yeah.
You got competition right now.
Okay, would you go on a date with me?
I mean, I like when guys don't take it too personal, like, comments when you joke around.
I want to take you personal.
You do that a lot, so I think I would.
All right.
Okay.
And Jamaican?
I'll join you and Gabby for that gym date.
I came on for you, honestly.
Come on, what you want to do?
I wouldn't fuck with you because you seem rude and I like nice guys.
Oh, okay.
That's Cap.
Translation, she don't fuck the nice guys.
We figured that out earlier.
Yeah, you want their money, I heard.
Yeah, they take her out and get her bags and shit.
No integrity, bro.
But she don't fuck them niggas.
And what about you?
Would you do some bath salts in the bathroom with me?
Bathroom bath salts?
I think she prefers cocaine.
Me and you?
Spread them cheeks?
No?
Okay.
Wait, didn't she smell Zerka?
Huh?
No!
Bro, why you ratting on everybody fresh?
Nigga!
Stop!
It's not your boy?
Rat fresh, bro.
We never...
Nothing?
And you put a gif of it right when you said that.
No, he's my friend.
We read the Bible.
What the fuck?
Okay.
No, for real.
You guys think it's a lie.
Wow.
But it's not a lie.
All right.
Cool.
What the fuck, man?
The fuck?
No, because Nikki...
What the fuck?
No, babe.
I want to say...
Yo.
Okay.
Too much ads?
Okay.
So I did pretty well so far, huh?
What am I, like 7 for 10?
Yeah, I think you might have...
Good job, bro.
I think you might have...
Is she leaving?
No, no, no.
Bathroom.
Oh, okay.
I was about to say it.
Why do you say that?
What?
Yo, bro.
What the fuck, man?
Refer to that nigga with the mustache.
A lot of trauma, bro.
What the fuck?
We're on rumble.
PTSD, you know what?
No, no.
We're on rumble, so, yeah, that's fine.
Man, it feels fucking good.
Damn, I might go get my hood, man.
Fuck, man.
What?
No, bro.
Chill, chill, chill.
Yo, y'all niggas been hyping this nigga up, bro.
Yo, you and...
Hey, man!
Did you see Ye put on the Black Klansman hood?
Ye put on the Black Klansman hood.
Don't get me excited.
Let's move forward.
Don't get me excited.
Hey, guys.
It was nice to be here, but I will go.
You're really offended by the 1939?
Because of him?
No, it's just not my vibe.
It's fine, bro.
It's not her brand.
It's fine.
It's not her brand.
Be safe.
Nein!
WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?! Oh my god.
Yeah, you're funny, bro.
Get out of here!
How did you have girls?
I wonder why.
She leaving?
This nigga mad.
I wonder why.
She was so silly.
That's fucking funny.
That is fucking funny, bro.
I think it's all about World War II. That shit was fucking funny, bro.
They came in and steamrolled Poland for real.
in remembrance of a certain guy that got denied from a certain art school.
Like you said, you don't take the issue personally.
Oh my god.
Welcome to Fresh and Fit, nigga.
God damn, that was hilarious.
You guys got a good sense of humor, right?
I'm just joking.
You know we're just joking, right?
Okay.
He's trolling, he's trolling by the way.
I'm half Asian, a quarter black, a quarter white.
You could say something like slavery.
He's not being serious, by the way.
He's a comedian.
We're just joshing around.
I heard Asians have little peepees.
Who said that?
He said he had black, too.
I like you.
I like you.
It's only black where it counts, baby girl.
Okay.
Oh, she looked down, too.
Okay, we're going to have some fun later.
I'm going to make that shit go with the wrist.
You know, that was actually fucking hilarious.
That was funny as fuck.
We wish you the best, though.
Man, I got my castle for the, like, I got the Hitler castle, bro.
I'm fucking...
Yo, I'm kidding, bro.
I'm fucking...
Not the cap.
Yo, man.
Yo, man.
That shit was fucking funny, bro.
That ain't gonna lie.
Yo, yo, yo.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
To you guys, it's funny, but it makes my job harder, man.
Come on, man.
Hey, Mexico.
Chill out, bro.
Chill out, bro.
Chill out, nigga.
Oh, my God.
It's fucking random, bro.
She got the fuck out of here.
Let's get a topic.
Okay, let's talk about why all men cheat.
Alright.
Alright.
Even you?
No, I don't.
But yeah, let's go back.
Let's talk about body count.
How about this?
We'll make this fun.
Sneeko, we'll make this fun.
Ladies, do you have a question for Sneeko?
Who wants to go first?
Yeah, actually, I'll be pretty good.
Because this nigga came in and just started roasting y'all.
Rock and fire.
So if you guys want to go ahead and you have a question for him, whoever wants to go first.
Can you introduce yourself and say who you are and what you do?
Because I'm unfamiliar.
Oh, okay.
Absolutely.
Go ahead, Sneeko.
I'm Sneeko.
I am an entrepreneur.
I work in a couple different businesses and a couple different ventures.
Recently just got a new job as of yesterday.
Congrats.
Yeah, I stream sometimes.
Stream on Rumble.
And I'm overall just like a friendly nice guy.
Like I'm just like a nice dude.
Do you have a YouTube channel or something or you just stream?
I don't.
I'm banned on YouTube unfortunately.
I'm banned on Twitch, banned on most platforms.
I got my Twitter back.
Why?
Why are you banned?
Election misinformation, COVID misinformation, and you know, misogyny, things like that.
Which technically ended up being correct.
It was not misinformation.
And it was, and they reversed the policy.
So you can't tell the truth.
I told the truth.
And now, you know, I'm on alternative platforms, but I'm still here, you know, still punching.
And yeah.
How many ladies are vaccinated?
No!
I was gonna fuck you!
Wait, really?
You too?
You vaccinated?
I don't want that mRNA on my penis.
Wait, are you too?
Yeah, but I'm unfuckable.
Yeah, clearly.
I know.
Yeah.
Real talk.
Bruh.
Wow.
Real talk.
Oh, okay.
Girls will adjust.
Don't worry.
We're gonna rearrange.
Yeah, we'll rearrange here.
We got some more room, so.
So, okay.
What were we saying?
Okay, so, someone has something.
Yeah, any ladies that have a question for the special guest?
What's the nicest thing you've done for a lady?
Nicest thing I've done for a lady.
I've traveled a lot with a lot of my, some of my girlfriends.
You know, I've taken them around the world, shown them experiences.
Actually, one time last year, when I was working on Yay24, I gave the girl I was seeing at the time, Yay gave me a bunch of jackets and I gave her one.
I only had the option to pick four pieces of clothing, and it was off like $20 because Balenciaga just got in a bunch of scandals.
And so jackets that were going for like $800, $1,500, something like that, I got for $20.
And then I'm like, you know what?
I'll take three.
I'll give one.
That's nice of you.
That was so nice, Nico.
Yeah.
Humanitarian.
That was amazing.
Yes.
Nice, nice.
So there you go.
He's not a total ass we're talking about.
Are you vaccinated?
No.
You're not?
No.
Uh-oh!
How old are you?
21.
21?
Okay.
That's a match.
Why'd you get the nose ring?
Because I wanted it.
What made you want that?
Do you not like it?
No, it's okay.
It's better than the cow one.
Yeah, no, I'll never get that.
I just thought it'd be cute.
I don't know.
Yeah, I like it.
Okay.
Thank you.
Why are you single?
Because I'm picky, as they would say.
I'm picky.
What do you want of a guy?
Because she wants a nice guy.
She wants like five nice guys to fuck her and then give her money.
I just want to be in love is what I want.
What makes you fall in love with somebody?
It's a good question.
Because I've been thinking about that a lot.
You know, I'm 25.
I think that men at our age, I'm 25 like I'm an old dude.
At 25, as a guy, no girl is actually going to love you for you anymore.
They're just going to love what you can give.
That's a lie.
That's why she asked me, like, what's the nice thing done for a girl?
She's like, how much money can I get from this dude?
At 25, it's not going to be genuine love anymore.
I think that's sales.
18?
You could find a girl that's genuinely going to love you.
At 25, she's just going to be saying, like, what can I get out of this guy?
Maybe you're looking at the wrong girls.
Because me?
I don't know.
Stop the cap!
Okay, well, I'm not looking for money.
I'm gonna be honest.
Daddy's money right here.
I'm gonna be honest.
Nice.
I'm not pulling out.
So, basically, I'm not looking for money.
Like, I just want a real emotion.
So, if you get pregnant, you're keeping it.
If it was you, maybe, y'all.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, let's fucking go!
Would you come back to Islam for me?
Yeah.
I like you.
Alright, let me get your number real quick.
Can we go over on the panel real quick?
Let's fucking go, Sneeko!
Can I ask with a 25-year-old vaccinated?
Did you come and be on a pod or did you come here and pick up girls, goddammit?
You're welcome, Sneeko!
Hey, you know what?
He earned it.
Alright, Sneeko, we'll do the question for the, for example, how do you fall in love with a guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna help Neon get a girl.
Oh, yeah, a better one.
Next time, inshallah.
A better one, but he, yeah.
What about you?
What makes you fall in love with a guy?
When he's nice to me.
Not the cap!
No, I like nice men.
What makes you think a guy is being nice to you?
He does nice things for me, like my ex would write me handwritten notes.
Hold on, but your ex-boyfriend in college, he wasn't nice, he cheated on you.
You're right.
So, I guess, I don't know, being genuine, being honest.
Your ex wasn't genuine, though.
No, but he's not my type anymore.
Could be nice to you, though.
Anybody could be nice to you.
What makes him stand out to make you fall in love?
Being genuine.
And like, standing on business, like keeping your word to me.
Standing on business.
But wait, he didn't stand on business or keep his word to you?
No, that's why I left him though.
Amen.
He's telling a pussy.
Shut the fuck up.
He had too much.
Okay.
Alright, fair enough.
What about you?
What makes you fall in love with a guy?
How a man treats me.
How does he have to treat you?
An example, please.
Good.
Really fucking good.
What does good mean for you?
The best I've ever been treated.
Bro, what the fuck?
Give me an example.
What does that mean for you?
Oh, like they just do thoughtful things.
Wait, thoughtful?
Like?
Like the cook for me.
Yes!
That shit's nice.
Because when you're the one doing it all the time, it's really nice having it done for you.
And then I really love being told nice things.
And I loved being like Touched Touched Yes What do they call it Disical touch and affection Affection I got love and affection I love that?
You're doing the Usher R&B 90s move right now.
No, it's a song.
It's a song, actually.
Yeah, it's a song.
You want me to light a candle and stuff?
Yeah, that would be nice.
You want me to throw rose petals while we fucking sing?
Yeah, I would like that.
Okay.
That's cute.
I was thinking of the Jamaican niggas.
That's Rupee, actually, from Barbados.
I've heard Jamaican niggas.
He's really nice.
Wait, no, is that Sean Paul?
Who is that, Moe?
I don't know.
Is that Sean Paul or Rupi?
Tempted to touch.
Tempted to touch.
This nigga, what are you?
Nigga, who's the artist?
Who's the artist?
Rupi from Barbados.
It's Rupi, Rupi.
Where I'm from, Barbados.
Oh, that felt good to say.
You're Sean Paul?
Rupi.
No, I felt good to call him Mo a faggot.
But they don't know, though.
He is a faggot.
Okay.
Huh?
Oh yeah, we're on Rumble.
Yeah, we're on Rumble, nigga.
Oh shit!
We're on Rumble, nigga!
Did you answer?
What?
What makes you fall in love with a guy?
Yeah.
What'd you say?
Sneaker.
I answered that with Sneaker.
What about you?
I like you, you know that?
Thank you.
I like princess treatment and attraction.
What's your type?
What do you think it is?
I'm gonna assume BBC. I don't discriminate.
What's your go-to type?
I like tall guys.
Scientists.
Intelligence is definitely hot.
Tall, intelligent.
What else?
Preferably.
Do they have to make six figures for you?
At least.
She makes that probably.
What are you?
A GS what?
We don't do those pay grades since we're contractors.
Okay.
So, would he be your type?
Tall, smart.
He's tall.
And he's fit.
He's not that black, though.
W Myron, okay!
He's like Arabic black.
He has ways, man.
He's like sand black.
But don't forget, the princess treatment part.
So, that's like 50% of it.
What is princess treatment like?
How much do I have to spend?
It's not a dollar amount.
Can I buy you real quick?
I'll buy you real quick.
What is princess treatment?
So you know how you said you gave that girl the Kanye jacket?
Yeah.
There you go.
That's a good example.
Or if they're like, you know what?
You've been so stressed.
Let's go get you a facial.
Alright.
I can give you that.
That's nice.
Because you're vaccinated.
I can finish there.
Okay, let's go over here.
Yo, what the hell, man?
Okay, I like this.
I like this.
It's funny.
I like this.
What about you?
I like a guy that is knowledgeable.
So if you're going to start talking about a topic, you know your shit.
Any topic?
At least, yeah.
1939?
So you want a smart guy?
Can you be short?
I like tall guys.
How tall is tall for you?
At least half a head from me.
I'm little.
How tall are you?
5'4".
Nice.
Wait, 5'5", 5'6"?
You said half a head.
Maybe like a...
Well, actually, six feet is good.
A little bit more.
Oh, and six foot.
So he's got to be six foot for you to love him?
Goddamn.
No, not really.
I like guys that are not that tall.
Can he be broke?
Yeah.
I mean, at least if you can buy me a dinner.
Once in a while, I guess.
That's amazing.
Why are you laughing like that?
I'm sorry.
I was trolling you.
Nice and wholesome Venezuelan girl.
I just need to get you an empanada, and then we're good.
You could be my marico.
How tall are you?
5'7".
How tall are you?
6'2 1⁄2", I say 6'3", I lie.
I'm wondering, is that thing dangin'?
Yeah, it's dangin'.
I'll check her IG later.
Hey, Jamaican.
So what do you look for?
You fuck black guys, right?
Because you're in Jamaica?
But you came all the way here.
No, no, no, no.
You definitely do.
You have the face of a girl that fucks black guys.
I've never been there, actually.
Not yet.
We're gonna have a good time.
You know what?
You're like barely black though, right?
Barely?
I told you.
You look like some type of islander, if I were to look at you.
Like maybe Hawaiian or something.
Yeah, I'm on.
Yeah.
So I wouldn't count that.
You're mad now?
Why are you getting jealous?
I'll go back to you.
It's okay.
Tell me what you want.
Yeah, why are you all skipping me?
Wait, what was the question?
Oh, what makes you fall in love?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't know?
Have you fallen in love before?
So I've been in like two relationships and I'd say like I've been in love once but um...
The first one you didn't actually love him but you thought you did?
Yeah that was just like attachment.
Was it high school?
Yeah.
Okay and then the second one what was the difference?
I think it started with infatuation.
There were so many red flags in the beginning.
And you ignored him because you were in love with him.
What made you infatuated with him?
Why was he different than the first guy?
He was interesting.
He was like an artsy dude?
He had a certain mental illness that made him a little interesting.
Y'all don't know what y'all want, man.
It was like damage.
Yeah, look, when you're young, you don't really know everything.
What's a mental illness?
It was bipolar disorder.
So he was in the midst of a manic episode when we met.
Women are retarded.
Women are fucking retarded, bro.
I was legit 18 years old.
He beat me up.
Oh my god.
Why are women attracted to a guy that beats him up and cries?
Relax, relax.
That's not what was going on.
Like, women fall in love?
He was never abusive like that at all.
He would have been.
How long were you with that?
Like, it's crazy!
That's just, like, female brains, man.
Just so dumb.
He was an interesting guy to me at the time.
Okay.
How long did you end up staying with this bipolar, manic guy?
Say the answer.
It's funny.
Her first boyfriend was stable.
She was in high school and she didn't love him.
Yeah.
I've known her for like seven years.
Did you fuck him too?
No.
No.
Is she a whore?
Yo.
Okay, look.
No, I'm asking.
I'm asking.
We're from the 305, but we're not hoes.
You're not a hoe?
Sorry to break it to you, but we're not.
That's a good thing.
We're not 305s.
Why do you think we want...
Okay, go ahead.
Explain.
How long did this relationship last?
Tell me more about the manic guy.
Um...
Can you imagine?
I said no cheese It's wrong Medicated Medicated He was medicated.
Wait a second.
Take a perk on retarded.
Jesus, Myron.
Myron.
Myron.
Did you fall in love with Fousey?
Myron.
Did you fall in love with Fousey?
Fousey.
Who's Fousey?
Fousey?
Yes.
What?
Oh, because he's bipolar, right?
Like in the middle of a manic episode?
Yes, so it kind of looked the same with that.
It looked the same.
But he was, like, into boxing and stuff, and that made me, like, excited.
So he could have hit you.
That's why you fell in love with him.
Because, like, he might beat me up at any moment.
Was he tall?
He was 6'2", 6'1".
Makes sense.
She was excited by the fact that she might get punched.
My first boyfriend, the one that I mentioned before, I've had two.
He was the same height as me, if not shorter, by like half an inch.
And he was Asian.
So I don't have a time.
I really do not.
Aren't you Asian too?
It's also Haitian.
Haitian, Asian, and what else?
I love Asian food.
Jewish.
Okay.
And the second act was Jewish.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay, a Jewish boxer?
God.
Yeah.
Hey, listen.
Wow.
Don't you box?
How do you?
You know me?
I've seen you.
Oh, okay.
I literally said in the beginning I came on because of you.
Bro, they came for you, bro.
You came on because of me?
Yeah.
No, they came for you, bro.
Me too.
They came for you.
Wait, so can we have a threesome?
Okay.
I'm going to answer that.
No, these three right here.
I think it'd be great.
We're going to have a good time.
Have you guys ever kissed each other?
Your friend Gabby over here.
Oh my god.
Just pearly things.
Isn't that her arm?
If you keep calling her that, we're gonna have to have beef because Pearl is not cute.
What are you talking about?
She knows Pearl.
I've seen a few of her clips too.
I agree with a lot of the things she said.
Women should not vote and stuff like that.
Oh, shit.
Wait, was Perlman on with us?
One hundo.
Oh, shit.
Sicko, isn't that haram?
Misogony.
Haram?
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I'm a sagging.
Shut up, man.
I'm cooking right now.
I love my mom!
I'm going to be honest.
Have you guys ever kissed?
Like, you guys go out and party and stuff together?
No.
Would you?
You don't think she's pretty?
We're just not into that.
We're not into girls, but if it involved money and it was a dare, then sure, I don't see why not.
No money, no dare.
Doesn't she have nice lips?
Yeah, hell yeah.
We're cooking, we're cooking.
What about you?
What makes me fall in love with a guy?
Yes.
Don't say being nice.
That can't be the only thing.
What else?
Come on, man.
Well...
Come on, man.
Someone, like, who cooks for me?
For you?
Yeah.
Because I always cook for my friends and guys, so when a guy cooks for me, it's like...
No, you gotta cook a lot for you.
If you think I'm fat, that's okay because there's a lot of...
He wants to fall in love with you.
So he's gotta cook like a big meal.
You gotta like a big heart.
I wanna feed the heart.
I mean, I would rather...
I don't like to eat out.
So yeah, if you're going to make a good-ass meal for us every night...
For breakfast?
Thank you so much for blessing my stomach.
What if he took you to the gym?
She out, man.
I'm gonna lose weight, so next time, you can't say that.
I'm a trainer.
I knew I was gonna meet people here for a reason.
When she's not slipping punches, she's helping you lose weight.
If you're in Miami, hit me up.
I'm a great trainer.
I cannot wait.
I can't stomach these jokes anymore.
Are you serious?
I can't stomach these jokes.
You're like floating around.
Every time I look at you, you're like...
Bro, shit, I don't know what the fuck she's on.
Papa, go retarded!
I'm actually, I'm sober.
Yo, yeah, now you are.
It's been like fucking two hours, bro.
Yeah, man.
Yo, she's like, fresh, what should I drink?
Hennessy or tequila?
I said, yo, neither, but tequila's Polynesia for you.
I want to get fucked up.
It's Hennessy.
Yeah.
Yo, Mel, chill, man.
I don't drink.
Stop covering, bro.
Usually, usually I don't drink.
Usually?
Usually I don't drink.
I don't do drugs.
Yeah, both drugs.
Okay, how do you fall in love with a guy?
We want to know.
Yeah, why'd you fall in love with your current man?
Yeah.
Money?
The 61 followers do it.
I was paying attention.
91.
91, yeah.
He has long hair.
So that's why I like him.
What?
He has no hair.
He has long hair.
That's why I like him.
You fell in love with him because he's bald?
No, no, no.
Long hair, she said.
He's not bald.
He has hair.
Like hippie?
Okay.
Hair is what it takes.
Yeah, that's why I like him.
Did he have teeth, too?
And eyes.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I like him because he's a nerd.
You don't know if he has teeth?
He's a nerd.
He's a nerd.
Yeah, that's why I like him.
Okay, he's like a rich crypto dork with long hair and teeth.
He's not rich like that.
Okay, what does he do?
I'm not asking a crazy question.
I will not say that.
YouTube?
Oh my god.
No, it's Rumble.
You can say whatever.
Just say it.
What, he sells drugs?
What's the big deal?
He's a criminal.
No, he don't sell drugs.
He's a nerd that sells drugs.
He's a scammer.
Listen, I'm a nerd too.
He's not a scammer.
He's Muslim.
What?
Muslim.
He's a Muslim.
That's not a profession.
That's not a profession.
What?
That's a good thing, no?
I'm not going to reveal that.
I don't think you even know what he does.
I know what he does.
Is he a real person?
You are.
You are his friend.
Yo, Sneak was making this stream so funny.
You're a friend?
Who?
A muscle?
You are.
Is it Myron?
No!
Long hair, long hair, long hair.
I just got my hair back, remember?
Who the fuck are you talking about?
Wait, the Warner?
He's bald, bro.
Popper go retarded.
Wait, Chad, wait a minute.
Chad, who is she?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No way.
No, I can't say his name.
For real, I can't.
This is scary, bro.
I give her that percolated dick, she got a podcast and that percolated shit.
But yeah, you know him.
You are his friend.
He managed you.
Stop, don't say that.
He managed me?
Yeah.
Yo, wait.
No, you're not dating Zerk as manager.
Yeah.
What the?
What?
Everybody in the chat knows.
There's no chance that's true.
I know.
I stopped and changed the fucking question.
You gave it up so easily, too.
It was so easy, bro.
Like, you're so bad at keeping it from secret.
There's zero chance.
Oh, wow.
Bro, that's crazy.
I told you, bro.
I know she was at his crib.
No, not Zerka's manager, Chad.
That's who she's saying.
That's so funny.
So he smashed and passed you on to his manager.
She's at Zerka's crib, reading the Bible, and then fucks his manager.
Oh my god!
This is hilarious, bro.
Stop saying their name!
He's gonna kill me!
Yo, you're perk-popping and homie-hopping.
No, she read the bible with Zarka, and then...
Haram, the Muslim guy.
Got it!
Okay, cool.
Fantastic.
By the way, I was just joking around about the threesome.
I'm just making jokes.
He's trolling.
I don't get offended by that.
Anyone else have a question for Sneeko before I go to the chats?
Unless you actually want to do it.
We joke around like that, so it's okay.
We're warriors.
I have a question for Sneeko before I go to the chats.
Yeah, what happened to you?
Did you change your opinion at all?
You said, am I too offensive or something?
I like the way you sit like a rich girl, you know?
Like a proper girl sitting at dinner.
Thank you.
I bet you have like your fork in your left hand.
I do.
You know, you put the napkin on your lap and stuff and you sip a red wine.
I do.
Yeah.
Am I that easy to read?
Yeah, I read you like a book.
Oh, okay.
I'm still considering it.
Yeah, okay.
I'll get back to you.
I want to see the back of you.
You know what I'm saying?
My bad, my bad.
I like this.
This is good.
This has been entertainment.
I feel like I'm watching my own show.
This is fucking lit.
I'm just sitting here laughing at the commentary and shit.
I'm like Italian restaurants, right?
You like to sit there and watch a guy play piano while you eat your pasta.
Forget about it!
I don't know about, like, piano, but I like a nice meal.
Piano?
Okay.
I can take you like a musical theater, like a Broadway show.
That's not my vibe.
Oh, okay.
Never mind.
We lost it.
You don't want to see cats?
Yeah, no.
What type of girl doesn't want to see a Broadway?
What the fuck?
That's like a...
I don't know, like I'd rather eat a nice meal on the beach or something.
On the beach?
You get sand on your food instead of seeing a good show?
I mean, I'm not eating on the beach floor, like on the sand.
Like a picnic table?
No, like oceanfront, like at a resort or something.
Like over a trashcan with the homeless guys on South Beach?
No, never.
Eating on a beach?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah, that's not gonna work.
Moving on smartly.
Would you guys be open to having George Janko on?
He just interviewed Andrew and he's interviewed Patrick Ben David too.
I think y'all would have a good conversation.
I actually like George, man.
He's Christian.
Jamaican white girl has a question.
She's raising her hand.
You gotta pee?
Can I go with you?
Can you put something in a cup and I'll just smell it later?
Oh my god, that's gross.
Neon has changed you, bro.
This is not the same thing I've been before.
That nigga's changed you, bro.
Gabby, that shit kinda fat.
I ain't gonna lie to you, bro.
Come back here for a second.
Come back here for a second.
You dropped your penis.
What?
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
You what?
All right.
Looks like I've finally been exposed for abusing the hell out of the castle club.
Yeah, nigga.
We caught you.
Chat pricing.
Just so you know, I ain't stopping.
You're going to need an army to stop me.
Now take my $1 and get yourselves a nice, great flavored Jolly Rancher you can all share.
WBigMo.
Love you, Mo.
That's funny, bro.
This nigga's probably a Jew.
Anyway.
Ayo, Neon, you done being an R-Tard.
Are you still a one?
You really going to be in denial and say that you're a three or four, just slept with another guy?
Nothing more than...
He ain't here, man.
He ain't here, bro.
He's not here.
Us in a castle club not forgetting what you did, Melissa.
Hiding won't save you from the roasting castle club demon.
What did she do?
Who's Melissa?
Yeah, the one, uh...
What did Melissa do?
Our Melissa?
Yeah, our...
Melissa, what'd you do, bro?
They've been saying this shit for a while.
Man, she don't know, man.
Yeah, no, she did something with one of the girls on the last show.
What'd you do?
We want to know.
What'd she do?
Run rumble, niggas.
Just say it.
Say the N-word on rumble.
Wait.
What?
No.
What'd she say?
No.
What'd you do, Melissa?
What'd you do, Melissa?
They saw it on Castle Club, bro.
Wait.
Mel.
Come on.
Nah, she ain't gonna do it?
No?
Bro, it was an accident, man.
What happened?
What'd she do?
What'd she do?
Hey, hey, they can't hear you.
Come.
No, say it.
Come on, let's go.
It's Rumble.
She had her skirt, and she was picking out her wedgie, and they saw it on Locals.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!
I don't pay you enough for that shit.
All right.
No, I don't pay you enough.
That's it.
Stop it.
I said be considerate, but don't dick.
This is not OnlyFans.
Stop it, yo.
Our cast of Clubs subscribers is going to skyrocket.
Mel, don't do a shit again, man.
Yeah, man.
All right.
Shout out to you, Mel.
Goddamn, man.
Mel, yeah, Mel.
Melissa should get with Myron about starting a squad regiment.
Goddamn, man.
Y'all trying to say you got a flat ass.
WFIRSTFITCREW L... Three take Chris, alright.
I'm telling you though, if you do type into castleclub.tv, you see a lot of stuff you shouldn't see.
Just saying.
I'm crazy though.
If you have 600k, would you take a seven year old apartment complex, 20 unit for 2.8 million with a 30 year loan, outs a studio and one bed, fully rented or start with a duplex for 390 not fully rented and needs?
Bro, I always say start with residential before you go into commercial, my friend, because commercial is a bit more complex and you're going to have to really do your due diligence.
So I suggest that you go in and get a residential property first so you know how to do a deal properly.
Especially if it's your first one.
Yeah, before you do a deal.
Dude, we have a whole episode on real estate.
101, man.
Watch that episode.
It's really good.
It's really thorough.
From A to Z. From A to Z. How to get real estate, man.
How to invest in real estate, become a millionaire.
Check it out.
Suggestion for the show after the last show.
You already have a polygraph.
Now you need a breathalyzer.
That would actually be funny.
Angie, can you put that on the list?
After the show, Carissa, we're taking you out to motion.
Who's Carissa again?
Okay.
Don't read this.
Yes, read it.
Yes, sir!
We're taking you out to motion motion in the back of the crib.
Carissa, look into Fresh's eyes and you will see the burning desire he has to give you multiple orgasms clapping your cheeks.
Don't let me down, big homie.
You know what to do.
Yes, sir!
Get him fresh!
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is.
Okay, it is fresh balls.
Okay, what else we got?
The second part.
Oh, niggas wrote a second part?
Yeah.
Goddamn.
Okay.
Don't let me down, big homie.
This is a first.
You know what to do.
Chris, after the show, clean the room.
Up things tend to get messy when you fuck with fresh.
Once the room is clean, the big homie will buy you a donut pillow signed by him and a $7 address.
Merry Christmas.
Yeah!
Get him, Chris!
Sneak Omar, both of you are in the wrong religion.
Fresh, why are you not trying to switch them to the truth?
Baptists and non-denominational following exactly what the Bible teaches are the type of Christian I recommend.
Catholics and many other Christians add things that weren't there before, part one.
One, you can't force someone to go to religion.
And two, they made a choice, so I'm not going to try to sway them from their choice.
If they ask me, then yeah, but I'm not going to try to push them towards anything.
I'm not even the best Christian ever.
I'm kind of bad too, so I mean...
Making the German castle legit used the word Raus?
Au, pronounced like Au.
Translation in Germany, basically get out.
Raus!
Niggas said no offense.
Yo, hit that shit one more time.
Bro.
Raus!
Nah, nah, nah.
Because we're on Rumble.
I got to call this shit out.
You niggas want to know why we can't put the Rumble chat up?
Because you niggas put shit like this on here, man.
They're going to put a juice emoji for juice.
And that was Castle Club.
Yeah, man.
Wow.
Man.
Bro.
What the fuck's wrong with y'all niggas, man?
Y'all gotta get us canceled.
Ladies, chivalry or equality?
Ooh, that's actually not a bad question.
I'm gonna ask this one.
No, I'll start here.
Chivalry or equality?
I feel like that is just like, no option is good, whatever you pick.
I mean, I would say, what is it?
Equality or chivalry?
Chivalry or equality?
Equality.
Damn.
Damn.
Come on.
Wait, wait, hold up.
When you're talking about that B-State when we're eating sandwiches in the sand, who's paying for the sandwiches?
Okay, yeah, I revoked that.
Chivalry.
Yeah, you just switched in five seconds.
What about you?
Chivalry or equality?
Papers.
I guess because of the point he made chivalry.
Okay.
All it took was a sandwich for you to flip from equality to chivalry?
No, it's just the point of the question.
Like, the point of the sandwich.
Like, what you meant by bringing up the sandwich.
Okay, but why would you want equality in the first place?
Just because it's good for everybody to be equal, you know?
Like, generally, that's what you would think.
Okay, so let's split the sandwich 50-50.
Yeah, she's dried up right there.
Yeah.
I don't even understand their thought process.
So equality for you, Miss Puerto Rico?
Equality for you or chivalry?
Chivalry.
Oh, okay.
Speaking of sandwiches.
Okay.
Chivalry or equality?
Cue clearance.
Chivalry.
Wait, you didn't ask my girlfriend?
She said chivalry.
Oh, you did?
Chivalry or equality?
Chivalry is not only the money part.
It's also opening the door for you.
It's also like when you're walking in the street, they put you on the side, not where the cars are.
It's a lot of more things.
You want chivalry or equality?
Chivalry, of course.
What about you?
Chivalry or equality?
Chivalry or equality?
I thought we were so wondering.
Definitely chivalry, yeah.
Chivalry?
Chivalry, yeah.
Can't even pronounce it, but okay.
Chivalry or equality for you?
Chivalry.
I was going to say equal, but I like when people open my doors.
That's what I like.
Lovebirds, after the show, please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
Stop talking, man.
Come on.
Lovebirds, man.
Goddamn it.
Chivalry equality.
That boy in love already.
Chivalry, yeah.
Dominant.
I have a question for you.
Lead me.
Lead you?
Okay.
This is interesting because they said this earlier with wanting alpha guy and then I told them like...
They switched up, yeah.
Well, I told them like he's not going to listen to you.
Yeah.
Chivalry means he tells you what to do, you don't tell him what to do.
Are you okay with that?
Yeah.
You?
Equality.
Equality.
Oh, now you want equality.
Fantastic.
Yeah, I like to tell people what to do.
We know.
Yeah, what about you?
Like I said before, I would like to be led, but some men don't know how to lead, so...
Okay.
What about you?
Still going by half, so chivalry.
Okay, alright.
Chivalry.
I said it.
Chivalry.
No, no, no, I'm saying, but are you okay with him, like, running everything and you don't really have to say anything?
Yeah.
Alright.
You?
I guess.
Yeah, it fled properly.
It fled properly.
Amen.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I guess, yeah.
Chivalry.
I guess.
Interesting.
I love it because you guys say you want chivalry and you want alpha male, but then I'm telling you what that comes with and none of you guys are prepared to deal with what it comes with.
I just can't accept that being led by a man equates to being cheated on.
I'm not saying that.
I'm saying that it's probably something that's going to come with it if you want a dominant, assertive man.
If he wants sex, he's going to get it from someone else.
He's not going to sit there and be like, baby, what do you think about it?
But if I'm giving it to him all the time, why does he need it from somebody else?
Do you think you can sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
Yeah.
That you're delusional.
Why?
For your entire life.
Why not?
Because men want other pussy that's younger, hotter, and tighter?
Oh, shit.
I don't like that.
That's the truth.
What if you didn't know, though?
Again, in her example that I said earlier, what if you didn't know, you took care of everything else, and you didn't know?
I mean, I would really have to, like, never, ever, ever, ever, ever find out.
Ever.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's no point in trying to sway women and convince them that this is going to be...
No, I know, I know.
It's just interesting because it's like, they want a traditional man, right?
And then if I say I want other girls, they're like, well, what the fuck?
They don't know what they want.
Like, women don't, they float around.
They want manic guys who are going to beat them up.
Like, they don't, they're not good at decision making.
So you just can't expect them to ever, like, win this argument or just make a coherent point.
Tell them what they're supposed to do.
Do you think women should vote?
Yeah.
Do you think women should vote?
Yes, because of equality, but they don't want to vote.
I love this question.
Do you think women should vote?
Yes.
You?
I'm going to say no, because I'm honestly so clueless about all that stuff.
You are making me so...
Do you think women should vote?
What about you?
Do you think women should vote?
It depends on what, but mostly...
I mean, it's a yes or no question.
I mean, it's like, for president, we're going to say here, president.
There's very stupid women out there, so...
There's very stupid men too, right?
There's very, exactly.
So, no.
You said no?
Hell no.
Fantastic.
Women should vote?
I think women make men, so if men can vote, we can vote.
Nice.
Interesting topic.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
You're about quality, right?
Yeah.
What if men tell you what to eat?
Feed it to me, baby.
Let's make some food porn.
Salad only, though.
Yeah.
I love salad.
Can we get some cucumbers and all the good stuff?
You guys gotta come over.
I like to cook.
I'm good.
But you don't have to.
I don't want anyone who's gonna be mean there.
I want nice, good energy, smoking blood, eating good food, watching baddies.
Watching baddies?
No.
Okay.
Do you think women should vote?
Yeah.
Okay, now that you say that, you think women should vote.
Can you spell Miami?
The city of Miami.
Can you spell it?
M. I. E. M. I. Yeah.
So that's exactly why women shouldn't vote.
It's a five-letter word, and we're in the city.
And there's signs everywhere, and she just spelled it wrong.
The easiest letter of the five, she couldn't get right.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Um...
Since I'm the one that brought it up, I don't cosign on that.
I just would like to say I think women are heavily, heavily, heavily, heavily influenced by the people around them.
By drugs.
Can you spell Miami?
M-I-A-M-I. Don't cheat for her.
I was asking.
Okay.
The blunt girl.
Thank you.
All right.
Bro, there's no way.
The thing that some women don't understand is that men can fuck anything and do it without any emotion while women do it because, yeah, they're emotional.
So there's some attachment to it.
You live here.
You're kidding me, right?
Wait, who?
First, it's still stuck in my head.
It doesn't matter.
It's five words.
I got it.
You mean five letters, Chris?
Chris!
Stupid!
Hey!
Chris, you live here, bro!
You live here!
What the fuck, bro?
Yeah, boy to raise.
You keep telling the girls that.
Boy to raise.
Hey, listen.
Three things at one time, alright?
Alright.
Yeah, I think a woman's vote.
I think women should vote, but it should only be 50% of a man's.
Because you guys don't serve in the military like that, so.
Exactly.
And they can't go into selective service.
Like, why aren't women serving in the military?
I know a lot of women in the military.
They're not subject, though.
They're not, like, you don't sign.
What is it when you're 18 and you're a man?
See, she don't even know.
There you go.
Yeah, like, we don't have to go if we don't want to.
It's called the selective service.
So what if, okay.
Just a crazy story, since you guys make crazy stories.
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
Tell your story.
So I don't have any kids, but I'm a mom.
Okay?
And I'm about to have this baby.
Oh, shit.
You're pregnant?
No, I just said I don't have any kids.
Hypothetically.
Yeah, I'm telling a story.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was going to make a lot of sense.
I'm about to have this kid, right?
And I'm mad that he's a man because men are so impenuated.
I wish I was having a girl, but I'm not going to get an abortion because no one deserves to die.
You feel me?
We deserve to be alive.
But when you come out...
I must be like, you know what?
I'm gonna cut off his dick.
Yeah.
Yeah, this nigga isn't gonna have a dick.
Am I allowed to say that?
He's not allowed to have a penis because I don't want him to.
Okay.
So, like, if I, like...
I think you're trying to draw an analogy here, right?
I see what you're doing here.
But I'm just saying, like, would you like to have your dick?
But would you like to have it?
Would you like to be born with it?
Because if you guys think women...
So she's saying the comparison.
Yeah.
If we can't be born to our dicks, why should we be born to create a vote?
How are you planning voting for Joe Biden to having a penis?
Those are not...
In the future, there's going to be a lady president with a pussy.
I really hope not.
Well, the reason why is because men have to go into something called the Select the Service program, which means by 18 they have to register.
If not, they can go to jail or face a big fine.
Women don't have to do that.
So since women don't have to do that, right, I always look at it like if I have a responsibility, I should have authority with that.
Women don't have to do that, so therefore their vote should not count as much.
Men don't have to have kids, but we still have you guys.
That's a choice.
Yeah.
So do you want your dick?
Do you not understand that one is elective and the other one is mandatory?
No, it's not mandatory.
You choose if you have sex with someone, correct?
Not if your mama takes it away from you.
What?
If your mama cuts off your dick, you can't choose to have sex.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm saying you as the parent choose to have sex with someone and have a child.
Yeah.
The woman chooses that.
You can't choose if you have a man or a girl.
You can't choose if you're going to have a man who's telling you you can't vote or you can't do something or you're gay because you want attention.
If you could pick, I would pick a girl.
That has nothing to do with the analogy that you're trying to illustrate.
No, it does.
You don't make sense.
It does.
How?
Because...
Go ahead.
You think you could take away our voting, but we can't take away your dick.
That's crazy.
You're arguing to us be equal, but on totally different things.
But that's what you guys do on these podcasts.
You guys bring up a sandwich about something else.
But here's the thing.
If women, right...
We're in the selective service, or if women had similar interests as men and they went into the military as much, then maybe it would matter, but they don't.
You would go in the military?
Absolutely.
Then why don't you go?
Because there's so many other things that I could do instead of...
Like stripping?
Stripping?
Yeah, stripping.
Puppy pussy?
If that's what you want to consider it.
Yes, you are.
But the point is this.
You chose to do that, correct?
Just like I chose to not go to the military.
Cool.
But here's the thing.
If you were a man, you would have had to register with the military.
So you've been to the military?
I had to register in a selective service.
Have you been?
No.
I had to register in a selective service is my point.
I could have been called in at any time.
Matter of fact, I used to work for the federal government.
I wouldn't have been able to get a federal job or get a clearance or get any of that stuff had I not worked.
They probably do that because men are stronger.
I don't know.
So then we're not equal.
We're different.
Yeah.
Whatever you want to call it, but...
For a reason.
We're different.
We have different body parts, for sure.
Your argument makes no sense.
Yeah.
Well, cry about it.
Because you're arguing that, oh, I could cut your dick off, or I could choose to have...
Like, your argument is having children, but having children is a choice.
Being a man and then having to register for the selective service is not a choice.
You must do it, or else you're going to go to jail.
Well, being a woman is not a choice, and if you want to vote, you can vote.
Women get more privileges and rights than men do.
Name one right or privilege that men have that women don't.
Name one.
That men have that women don't?
Yeah, besides being able to have sex without being judged.
Name one right or privilege women have that men don't.
Or sorry, that men have that women don't.
Men don't have to go through birth.
They don't have to go through pregnancy.
That's a choice though.
No.
Yes, it is.
It is a choice.
It's a choice.
Where's your kids?
It's the ultimate choice.
It's a choice, but everybody got it.
Actually, matter of fact, I love that you said that.
Guess who can choose who gets birth and who doesn't?
Women.
Yeah.
Men don't have that right.
Because you can't get pregnant.
Well, here's the thing.
Men, it takes two to tango, right?
It takes two to get you pregnant.
The man has no reproductive rights, but the woman does.
So thank you.
Just prove my point even more.
Can you name one thing that men have that women don't?
We all have a brain, eyes, nose, mouth, just different body parts.
No.
Name one right or privilege that men have that women don't.
I used to feel bad for niggas, but now I don't.
Who hurt you?
Yo, God, they hurt you, man.
Look, man, I tried to give you a chance, but you're just a low-IQ debater.
I'm sorry.
No offense.
No offense.
Who hurt you?
You're just saying you want to have nice people around you?
You're talking about cutting guys' dicks off?
I'm just saying you're saying we can't vote, so take your dick.
And then I'll take my vote.
I said a woman's vote should not count as much as a man's.
Well, we all are opinionated.
No, it's not, bro.
I mean, I have a valid basis for why I'm saying that, though.
You don't have a valid basis for what you're saying at all.
I just feel like...
Yeah, you hurt.
You feel or you think?
Merch.
Both.
I want you to think, not feel.
Well...
Think.
Well, what?
I feel like...
Entrepreneur.
Why are you touching your roles and everything?
Because I want to.
I feel like...
Okay.
What do you feel like?
Guys and girls are no different.
What?
You could be in Miami doing it, or he could be in Cali doing it.
Doing what?
Like, whatever you're doing.
If you're podcasting, you could podcast in any city.
If I want to podcast, I could podcast.
No, you can't.
I just think that women, a lot of the time, they want the best of both worlds and that's just never gonna happen.
Women and men are completely different.
They're complementary.
They're not equal.
That's like...
It's just pretty obvious.
I just don't know how this is ever a debate on these things because they're stronger.
They do the selective service.
They're not born into this world given things like we are.
If you're ugly, you're not given anything.
That's debatable as well.
You can still get some dick.
I used to be very, very ugly.
That don't count, man.
Who?
Who?
I mean...
Do you think this has also something to do with, let's say, here in America, you have free will and the education has a lot to do with how people, women especially, behave?
Yes.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I've said it before.
I'll say it again.
Women have all the advantages in America.
I can't really think of any right or privilege that men have that women don't besides being able to have sex without being judged, maybe.
But even then, no one cares because we tell women to be hoes and go ahead and get your money and And school brainwashes, like she's a perfect example.
You were like a good Christian girl and then you went to college and started holding crystals and being spiritual.
Like it's very quickly that education system in America will just switch you up and turn you like grandma.
It's not only that, like let's say I lived it because I came from my country in Venezuela.
Where it's normal, there's men and women.
You're forced to take 11 subjects and it's...
Here, they gave you a lot of choices.
Here, we don't even know how to spell the city that we're in.
Exactly.
You have selectives.
You have a bunch of things.
Well, in Venezuela, when you are in 10th grade, you have to take military classes.
They're like, it's in 10th grade.
No, it's in 10th grade.
I know.
Like, you're a part-time stripper.
You're going to say men and women are the same?
Those guys just like a part.
You can't just jump in and out.
There's male strip clubs.
Do you know, have you ever met a guy who just jumps in and out of being a male stripper?
Is that really as common as it is with women?
Yeah, there's guys that slain dick for money.
Right, but they have to be in incredible shape.
You could just be any shape or size.
No, there's...
Yeah, clearly.
I mean, you could be any girl and just work at a strip club and be a hoe and make money off your body.
For a man to do that, you've got to be at the upper echelon.
It's just not the same thing.
You won't even make anything.
You might do a bridesmaids like little party once in a while.
Literally big people are it right now.
Like they're getting famous, they're getting rich.
There's nothing wrong about being big.
Maybe a female.
Can I talk on this?
If there's nothing wrong with being big, then why are you like getting mad and saying you're gonna eat a salad and get a trainer?
Look, I would have to intervene since it's about fitness.
Nice.
I'm a trainer.
Yes, I am if you're in Miami.
So here's the thing.
We're glorifying obesity.
That's not okay.
If you're a little bit overweight, alright, and you're not...
You know, causing detriment to your health, then okay, fine.
Love yourself, baby.
But if you are obese, you have major health problems.
You are not okay.
You need to eat better.
Tell her.
You need to...
No, no, I'm talking to everyone...
I'm talking to everyone who is obese and likes to say that I'm beautiful, I'm this, I'm that.
Okay, sure, you are.
You're a beautiful person, but...
You need to get in the gym.
And you need to work out.
The gym.
Like, you need to...
It's just a facade.
The whole I'm happy being fat thing, it's just a facade.
But why does it matter?
Because obesity kills you.
Because you're going to die at 50.
But that's not a choice.
It's your choice to die at 50?
That's a bad choice.
I think any person that knows an obese person and accepts it and tells them that they're beautiful, you're harming that person and you don't care about that person.
Could you imagine if your brother or sister was overweight and they could die in like five years?
Would you say, oh, you're beautiful?
Yeah, like, come on now.
Well, obviously that's different if it's like a life and death situation.
That's different, but it's like...
It's real, though.
That's what I'm talking about, though, because there's plenty of women, plenty of women, and I see them on my feed, I see them in videos on YouTube, making videos about, I'm beautiful, and they are like 600 pounds.
No, they're ugly.
I'm not saying that they're ugly, but I'm saying they're unhealthy, and healthy is beautiful.
They're disgusting.
Beautiful is subjective, though.
So, being healthy...
Doesn't equate to being beautiful.
It's impossible to be beautiful and fat at the same time.
Absolutely.
You can't be fat and beautiful.
You can't be unhealthy and beautiful.
I have a question.
Can I go around?
I'm going to go around the panel and ask you guys a question.
Is Lizzo beautiful?
I bet you don't know that when women eat too much carbs, they have candida in their bodies.
That's a fungus.
So that's why you can't lose weight.
I can't talk to you.
Simple question, stop talking about fungus.
Wait, wait, wait.
You can't talk to me.
Why, baby?
No, it's because that didn't make any sense.
Yeah, look it up on the internet.
When you eat too much carbs...
There's ways to fix that.
That's a health condition, like I've been saying.
You have no excuse for...
Look, there's one or two reasons why you can be fat, and it's like, alright, maybe you have diabetes, maybe you don't have a body part, maybe you're missing a body part, you can't run, you can't do anything.
There's certain circumstances, but I don't even know what you just said, honestly.
We'll make this simple, Sneeko.
It's a yes or no question.
So we'll just do a raise of hands.
How many of you think Lizzo is beautiful?
Raise of hands if you think she's beautiful.
Raise of hands.
I don't know what Lizzo looks like.
Okay, we can pull her up on screen real quick.
So we got one.
Anybody else think she's beautiful?
Pull her up on screen.
She's beautiful.
Pull her up on the screen.
Okay, how many of you don't know who she is now?
Can we pull up Elizabeth?
Yeah, we'll pull her up real quick.
We'll pull her up.
There we go.
Get her nice and beautiful.
How many of you think she's beautiful, raise of hands?
People still love her.
I would say she's a beautiful person, but with that thing that went around...
Raise of hands and be quiet.
Raise of hands and shut the fuck up.
Is it yes or no?
That's what we're saying.
Yes or no?
She's pretty.
One, two, three, four.
Four girls think.
Five.
Wait, what the fuck?
There she goes with the farms.
All right, five girls think.
Okay.
Go ahead, Sneeko.
You got your body of...
Yeah, and you see how they all try to deflect and say things like, her face, though!
Like, nope, it's her.
Stop trying to, like, minimize it to, like, five inches over here.
That will make it fun.
You look like Lizzo.
Me?
Yeah, see?
Oh, my God!
Single time!
You see the line!
Got him!
She went home!
No, I'm just saying, we don't have the same body shape.
That doesn't mean that she's not beautiful.
She's beautiful!
She's beautiful!
Look at me, wait.
You're as beautiful as Lizzo.
Okay, but she's talented.
She's rich!
Nothing about her singing.
Her weight has nothing to do with her wealth.
I think you can have inner beauty.
You look like Lizzo on the outside.
Okay, but that's just bullshit.
She can't enjoy her wealth until she dies.
When she dies, she can't enjoy shit.
You wouldn't be a fitness trainer if you were a singer, baby, but you would sing.
But you don't sing, so that's why you're a trainer.
What?
What are you saying?
I'm saying what I'm saying.
I'm saying what I'm saying.
I agree.
Baby, you're not making any sense.
If she wants to be a fitness trainer, she could be a fitness trainer, but if she wants to be a rich singer, then be a rich singer.
Yeah, look, and I'm being honest.
I don't make shit being a trainer, but you know what?
That's my passion, and what I just said, I'm spreading the truth.
If you're obese, you're going to die soon, and you should get in the gym.
The point is, we had Lizzo as an example, because she's beautiful.
Then we put on you.
That just shows.
She immediately got offended.
It just shows.
You set the trap right before it, too.
There you go.
If that's your passion, you will help people that's obese.
For example, if you see an obese person, you tell them, hey, let me help you.
But you're judging people.
No, no, no.
I'm not judging.
I actually started speaking on a premise of health.
And I continuously, I'd say that unhealthy is not beautiful.
So you're wrong again.
I never said that fat people are ugly, fat people are this.
I don't come at fat people.
I work with them all the time and I help them to get better.
That's the point I'm making.
Let me ask you, who in here is fat?
Jesus, fuck.
Who's here is fat?
Yeah, who in here is fat?
Alright, I'm not going to answer that question.
No, no, no.
Not you, I mean her.
Oh.
Why are you asking me that?
I'm just curious.
I'm not trying to say that.
Are you a trainer?
I train a lot, yeah.
Like a real trainer?
I'm not a real trainer, but I do yoga.
Don't comment anymore.
Don't comment anymore, okay?
I do yoga.
I study this for a living.
I think that I used to host fitness classes and there's just different stages of life.
I did.
I had like over 50 people come by and I had an Herbalife shop in San Bernardino, California.
Absolutely.
I believe you.
Absolutely.
Don't believe it.
Go down my feed.
You joined a scam.
Let me make this clear.
She's not obese.
She did Herbalife and she...
The only thing that's bad on me is my ass.
If I were to take her body fat percentage right now, I'm pretty sure she would be probably in the acceptable region.
Bro, get the fuck out of here, man.
You call yourself a coach?
I'm just saying.
Bro, she's close to 200 pounds.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Can't women be lying to each other, bro.
I'm a trainer!
Get out of here, bro.
She weighs almost as much as me, man.
Stop fucking lying.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
You put somebody down.
Yes, you're huge.
Yo, yo, we gotta keep it at that.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, everybody shut the fuck up, all right?
There's a difference between men and women, all right?
Y'all fucking lie to each other.
Bro, she's close to 200 pounds.
Stop.
She's close to 200 pounds.
I'm six foot three.
I'm 200 pounds flat.
She's almost as much as me.
Can you stop talking?
You're a poor trainer.
You're not speaking the truth right now.
You're a trainer and you're not.
You're saying she's close to 200 pounds and I'm not.
Yeah, what do you weigh?
I weigh 160.
I'll get the fucking scale right now.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Fuck out of here, bro.
Let's fucking go, bro.
Why are you doing this to yourself?
Look, this is all I gotta say.
Brobo back there, he's kind of chubby and I still like him.
I think he's cute, and there's nothing wrong with bigger people.
If you want to come on me because you think I'm a little chubby, then go find a skinny bitch.
No, no, no.
I'm just saying, why are you saying you're 160 when you're not?
It's not even close.
I'm not coming at you.
Don't do this live.
Don't do this live.
You want to get on it?
I know you're pushing 200.
I'm not pushing 200.
Guaranteed, I'm not pushing 200.
I bet you 50 bucks I'm not 200.
No, I didn't say 200.
You're close to it.
I'm not.
You want to get on the scale and test it?
No, because you guys call me fat.
Because you know it's the truth.
Because you guys call me fat.
That's so rude.
It's the truth.
It's rude as fuck because you guys think I'm fat and I'm not.
And if you don't like it...
I mean, it's not rude to tell the truth.
Get on scale.
Get on the scale then.
If you're 160, I'm wrong.
I just feel like I don't have to get on the scale.
You guys already think I'm fat.
It doesn't matter what I do.
You guys are gonna think I'm fat.
No, you don't have to.
We just don't want you to die.
I think we're just spending way too long on her in this.
Look, this is my first podcast, so watch after like the 10th one.
Y'all can't say shit about me.
You have to live and learn.
And if you don't notice that you're getting a little chubby, then you may be, you gotta realize.
If you're 160, then you're fine.
Look, anyway.
You guys said I'm fast, so what does it matter?
Let me finish my point since you clearly don't want to step on the scale.
You can prove us wrong right now if you really want 60.
I was saying this, man, because it's interesting that you say, oh, no, it's not.
Bro, she's close to 200 pounds.
I could tell by looking at her.
Her body fat percentage is crazy.
She's definitely obese.
If you're not going to sit there and tell her the truth, I fucking will.
This is the difference between male trainers and female trainers.
Bro, you look like you have a small dick.
Come see me at the gym and prove my own wrong condition.
Anyway, back to what I was saying.
Come see me at the gym and we'll prove you wrong.
Yeah, and then pull out your dick so we can see.
I've seen obese girls and it's not her.
Yeah, it's not.
She's overweight, but she's not obese.
Obese means you're close to death.
No, obese is 30 pounds over what you should be weighing, over your BMI. How much should I weigh?
That's what obese is.
How much should I weigh?
I'm 5'6".
Alright, what's the BMI for 5'6"?
Let's see.
Let's find it out right now if she's actually obese or fat.
Google it.
Do you guys have a capillar?
Yeah, and then pull out your dick so we can see this little ass shit.
No, I don't have that, but that's not even accurate anyway.
Why do I see his dick?
Because you want to talk about my skin?
Let's talk about your little skin.
Here we go.
Okay.
Okay, BMI for five, six women.
No, no, yeah.
Since we want to be like everybody else, let's see.
Click on the website.
You don't even want to step on the scale, man.
Yeah, because I don't have to.
Because you capping.
Because I know just by looking at you, you're like at least $1.80, $1.90.
100%.
100%, bro.
Okay.
He's right.
He's right.
First class obesity is 30 pounds and up.
Come on, man.
He's right.
What the fuck y'all talking about?
I ran a business before this, man.
There's classes?
I'm not just talking shit to talk shit.
I really do this.
I was a fitness coach before this.
Did you know that?
Did you know that?
Know what?
Man, she counts, man.
So what should you be at 5'6"?
I've seen that before.
If it's 30 pounds over, what should you be at 5'6 as a woman?
Those aren't in pounds.
That's not the measurement unit.
That was pounds.
It's different per person.
36 pounds?
No, it's not.
It's different per person.
I don't know how you look at it.
Yo, do you guys not see the coke coming from the females right now?
This is crazy.
Look it up.
It's in black and white where obesity is.
Listen.
I'm not obese.
She's not obese.
Well, guess what?
There's a difference between men and women.
Hey, hey, hey, look.
Hold on, hold on.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Be quiet, be quiet.
Be quiet.
Yeah.
This is definitely men and women.
We call it like it is.
If you're fat, you're fucking fat.
We don't sit here and be like, well, I don't know.
Now you're fat.
You know what, dude?
Yeah, you're right.
I got to go hit the gym.
Done!
Fucking done!
We don't got to sit there and talk about it.
I'm not obese.
Look at the thing.
I'm not going to step on the scale.
But if you want to talk about it, we can talk about it.
Okay, we can.
The BMI for a woman who's 5'6 should be between 118 and 148.
If you're 30 above that...
That skinny is fucked.
If you're 178, literally buy the BMI. Yeah, then I'm obese too.
Thank you.
Okay.
And people love my fat ass.
They're smiling.
You know how happy she is because she's not fat?
Okay, so if you're 178, then you're obese, and then you can stop yapping.
Because right now, we can decide if she's actually, we can see right here.
She wants to step on the scale because she knows, bro.
Yo, I could tell just by, I'm 200 pounds.
I just feel like you guys got a lot of fat jokes for me, but I don't mind how I look.
I feel like I'm very pretty.
So prove us wrong.
Get on the scale.
There's a difference between fat and obese.
Pull up your dick and I'm going to get on the scale.
Alright.
Okay.
Pull it out.
That's illegal?
No, it's not.
Pull it out.
That's illegal?
Pull it out.
Let's see what you're working with so I could grill you after I get on the scale.
But here's the thing, though.
Let me see your foreskin.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
He's born with his dick size.
You chose to eat all that extra food.
No, no, no.
Here's the thing, man.
This is why I've got no mercy for fat people, bro.
Because y'all choose what you put in your mouth.
You eat a calorie surplus.
You don't go to the gym.
You're obese.
You look like shit.
Then you sit here trying to tell us, well, your dick size is small.
You didn't choose that.
You chose to be fat.
I go to the gym.
I eat healthy.
And I live a good life.
Yes, I do.
That's my best friend.
Bitch.
Don't not go to the motherfucking gym.
Yeah, she goes with me.
She said that bitch like, you better not lie.
No, because I really do.
So, make fun of my fat if you want to, but I'm still a healthy bitch.
I'm happy for you.
No, no, no.
Listen, you know what, bitch?
Come on, man.
What's up, Chris?
Chris, stop.
If you're going to the gym, losing weight, I'm happy for you.
We're just saying, currently, right now, that shit ain't working.
But listen.
I'm just saying, currently right now, no one has a problem but y'all.
No, dude, we don't care.
It sounds like you very care.
You out here flexing about your body and shit, man?
Because I'm a big flexer.
We wish you the best.
Yeah, I'm a big flexer.
I like to flex.
Man, you're resting heart rate 95, man.
Yeah.
So what about it?
You're resting heart rate 95, bro.
So what about it?
You up on the flight of steps and you fucking...
Yeah.
You taking 10 breaths from my one, bro.
Get out of here, man.
So if it doesn't upset me, why is it upsetting you?
No, I'm just saying, because you're trying to talk shit, I'll roast you all day for being fat, man.
I'm Myron Fittler.
Like, I literally roast fat people all fucking day.
Why, bro?
Huh?
Shut the fuck up, man.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
Shut the fuck up.
You don't have boobs.
That's what I'm talking about.
But what about these bitches not having boobs?
But what about a little bit of stomach?
That does not happen.
These boobs do not count on a fat girl.
That's like abs on a skinny guy.
They don't count.
They don't count, man.
They don't count, man.
Okay, we can move on, man.
I honestly don't want a bone.
Like a...
Shut up, bitch.
Yo, shut up, bro.
Yo, what the fuck?
What are you saying?
Half the time, man.
Yo, she had that question.
Percolated, retarded.
Yo, what the fuck?
Are you not going to step on the scales?
I was looking forward to it, bro.
Well, I just feel like you guys are a little rude, so I don't want to.
How about we both step on?
I'll step on, then you step on.
Let's give you way more than me.
When you pull out your dick, I'm going to get on that scale.
That's breaking the law.
Let me go see you in the back room.
Let me go tell these girls what I'm seeing.
Because I know you're not hard right now, either.
That's weird, of course, because you're talking.
That's weird, bro.
I know, because you don't like fat bitches.
So that's why fat bitches, let's be annoying.
So you are fat.
If you think I'm fat, then let's think I'm bad.
Okay, you said it yourself.
Next topic.
Listen, man.
Damn, bro.
What the fuck?
Oh my gosh.
You want to argue?
Let's argue, baby.
What we're seeing is the difference between how men...
Communicate and how women communicate.
Dude is fat.
We roast him.
Yeah, you're right.
I'll step on a scale.
Ah, yeah, I need to fucking lose weight, man.
Whatever.
Women...
I work out.
I go to the...
I eat salads.
Man, it's a fucking lie, bro.
I'll give you an example.
Oh, no, you're not that fat.
Don't worry about it.
You're not that fat.
I'll give you an example, right?
Like, I tell you right now.
Chris, you fat as fuck, man.
He's losing weight right now.
We roast that nigga every fucking day for being fat as shit.
Look at his fucking cheeks.
Are you going to fix your nose?
The difference is...
Because it's long as fuck.
It is long.
But that's fine.
That's how he's born.
And what about you?
I was born this way.
What about your nose being so fat?
But you chose to eat all those calories.
I'd rather have a fat nose than a fast stomach.
I'll give you a full example.
Well, I would rather have a fast stomach because it's fixable.
Man!
Is it really?
You ain't doing it though.
Up to you.
You don't know me.
But get to know me, baby.
I'm real cool.
I can tell by looking at you, you don't have discipline.
I'll tell you that.
Well, I'm different, and I don't like constructive criticism.
If she wants me to pull my dick out, I can't.
Pull it out.
Let's talk more action.
Do it.
Do it.
Let's see it.
Let's see it.
I want to see everybody's dick in here while y'all talking shit about my skin.
Let's talk about your skin.
Nigga.
What's wrong with this chick, bro?
Yo, you would die, nigga.
That's so weird, bro.
You would die.
I'm not gonna be fucking with you.
Like, dude, you're trying to look at dicks like, bro, just eat salads and exercise.
Goddamn.
I just feel like, you guys want to talk shit?
I could talk shit, too.
Let's talk.
I mean, bro.
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
But we're telling the truth.
How's that shit?
The difference is...
The truth is not always what you believe is the truth.
You are 30 pounds overweight, 100%.
You are obese, my friend.
That is a fact.
So what about it?
That's why you don't want to step on a scale.
What about it?
I know for a fact you're pushing 200 pounds just by looking at you.
So are you going to help me lose weight?
No, why?
Then shut the fuck up.
Oh, oh, shit.
Oh, she triggered.
She is triggered.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Fatso, who the fuck are you talking to?
I'm talking to Dominique.
You're here talking shit.
No, shit.
Like, yo, yo, yo.
But respectfully, of course.
Respectfully.
But if you're going to talk about me, let's talk about you.
No, no, no.
That's fine and all, Fatso, but look.
You're on the Fresh and Fit podcast, not the Fresh and Fatso podcast.
This is my shit.
I'll join the Fat Podcast instead next time.
Thank you for your opinions.
No, that's a fact.
You're fat.
Yeah.
That's a fucking fact.
I just think we should refrain from the ad hominem, because then she's going to want to come back at you, and then it's going to be a whole back and forth.
I just feel like, you want to talk about me, I can talk about you.
I'm sure you are, bro.
Shut up, bro.
Like, what the fuck?
You're a real trainer.
You're capping.
You're over here.
You started this conversation lying to her.
Yeah, actually, I actually tell it how it is 100%.
If I'm wrong about her being obese, then sure, but I am.
Step on the scale.
You're lying.
Yo, you're wrong about her being obese.
She's close to 200 pounds.
Step on the scale.
I want 60.
If you're staying on that, you would really stand on this scale.
I personally, I just feel like you're thinking I'm fat anyways.
You are not going to be 160.
Stand up for me.
I'm gonna pay $50 on the chat for her to get on the scale.
Man, shut up, bitch.
I'm just saying...
She's doing everything she can to not step on that scale, bro.
Because you think I'm fat regardless.
You think I'm fat regardless.
No matter if I get on the scale, I'm still fat to you.
I know you're not 160.
I'm still fat to you.
That's why.
I know you're a bitch.
I know you're not 160.
I know you're a bitch.
I know you're not 160.
I know you're rude.
Oh, now you're rude.
I know you're not 160.
See, I'm going off numbers.
That is a fact.
How's the ad hominem?
We're talking about obesity.
No, no, no.
I wasn't talking about you.
I was talking about her.
She used ad hominem back on you.
No, you want to talk about me?
Let's talk about you.
No, no, but what I'm saying is a fact.
You are over 160.
You are obese.
That's a fact.
That's not me talking shit.
Am I fat?
Do you think I'm fat?
She's obese.
She's obese, too.
Yeah.
Is she fat?
And am I fat?
Yeah, you need to lose weight, too.
I could, yes, but am I fat, though?
Not as fat as her.
She's a fatso, you're a fat-o.
You know what I mean?
Well, this was a great conversation.
Everyone who thinks I'm fat, my cat trap is Bye Bye Belly 2021.
Bye Bye Belly?
Deadass.
I used to be skinny.
Used to was a key phrase.
And I'm 21, so I get to get skinny again whenever I want to.
Whenever I want to.
Whenever I want to.
Whenever.
Yeah.
Maybe when I go bounce on some dick.
Maybe.
Now we know why you don't strip no more.
No.
I just strip when I want to.
That's just a workout, babe.
Yeah.
It is a workout.
You should try it.
We wish you the best.
You know, obviously, you don't want to step on a scale.
We understand.
So you done calling me fat now?
Are we done with this topic?
Are we done calling me fat now?
We're not lying to you.
Are you done calling me fat though?
It's the truth.
Are you done calling me fat?
Did I call you fat?
Yes.
When?
Everybody did.
So are you done calling me fat?
When did I call you fat?
I don't give a fuck.
Are you done calling me fat?
What about you?
Are you done calling me fat?
When did I call you fat?
I'm done calling you fat when you're done calling yourself 160 because that's just bullshit.
I'll stop lying here.
I'll jump on the scale when you give me 160.
Okay?
What?
Right, give me $160 and I'll get on the scale.
We're not giving you shit, bitch.
Don't call me fat.
If you're not going to feed me, if you're not going to give me anything, don't call me fat.
I didn't say it, but nigga, you are fat.
There you go.
What the fuck?
I'm just going to be super nice to you.
I'm relaxing.
I'm chilling.
Don't be rude to a Taurus.
What are you going to do?
Be right back.
I'm going to be a bitch.
Hey, listen.
I'm a Taurus.
So what?
That's why you're fat, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He is fat.
I said, fuck!
And he's still cute.
So what's bad about him being fat?
Hey, listen.
It's fine.
It's what it is.
Do not talk.
Hey, hey, listen.
Don't give me Sarah, okay?
She said you keep going.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yo.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
All right, Chris, what are you going to say to that guy?
What do you want to say?
Spit it out.
Hey, listen, man.
She thought it was cute, man.
I'm just saying I'll show my dick.
Fat is cute.
Fat is cute.
Even if you guys think fat is ugly, fat is cute.
But listen, man, you like touching your nose like butter, man.
I mean, bro, you good, man?
Yeah.
That's another fat nigga, too.
We make fun of him, too.
Mo lost a lot of weight, though.
I can't even lie.
Compared to last year, you can see more of his neck now.
I didn't know you had a neck before.
He's lost a lot of like 130, 140 pounds.
Yeah, that's good stuff, man.
That's the difference, bro.
These niggas walk in here every day.
Yo, you fat as fuck.
Listen.
They make fun of him.
They weigh themselves.
I had no idea I was 190, right?
I was coming in here, eating shit, sitting on a podcast, fat as fuck.
Hit the gym.
Cause they told me I was fat as fuck.
Yeah.
Lost the weight.
Roasted them every day.
But then they tell me that.
It's a chapter of your life.
I wouldn't even know.
It's a chapter of your life.
Hey, maybe look at the skill.
See for yourself.
And if you want to make a change, cool.
Thank you.
You don't have to, but we're just telling you.
It's a fact though.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Cool.
But if you want to continuously call me fat in a disrespectful way, then I'm going to get a little rude too.
I mean, it's gonna happen.
Come on, man.
We're not targeting you.
We're just saying in general, that was a fact.
Yeah.
Anywho.
All right.
Anywho.
I'm sorry about all this.
I didn't notice you guys like this.
I'm sorry, Gabby.
Sorry.
Who else is like...
Sorry.
What?
Does someone else here have something that they wanted to say?
I know the skinny girl is just so happy right now.
Look at her flick her hair back.
You know what I'm saying?
You're dodging this whole conversation.
No, I think there's a flavor for every man.
And I think a real man's not going to discriminate.
If that's his type, that's his type.
But wait, you discriminate?
You want a traditional man.
You want a guy that makes money and isn't a loser.
Yeah, and men discriminate too.
You just said a real man doesn't discriminate.
Like, if that's his type, that's his type.
A lot of guys like me.
What is a real man?
So a real man is supposed to accept a woman no matter what?
A real man is a man that loves his woman for who she is.
And if that's his type and his flavor...
But y'all don't love us for who we are.
I do.
No, you don't.
Yeah, I do.
No, you don't.
So you love a man for what he provides?
No, not necessarily.
I mean, yes, I want a man to provide for me, but I love him for who he is.
I've loved broke men in the past.
Where are they at now?
Gone.
Gone, but that's because they were disrespectful.
Oh, yeah.
Bro.
Nice look is only.
See, I don't know if y'all caught it, but the girls have been capping the entire podcast about a bunch of bullshit, etc.
And it's funny, because girls want you to accept them no matter what, but they'll never accept you no matter what.
If I was a fat slob, y'all would never take me.
We like fat niggas.
Fat niggas are nice.
Where's your fat niggas then?
I have a couple!
I like to eat with him!
My nigga Moe, right?
Moe could get it!
Is that Moe?
He can smash?
Moe's cute!
Hold on, hold on.
Do you fuck your fat niggas?
Fat niggas got dicks!
They don't need to fuck these sumo wrestlers.
They got dicks.
This shit looks like a Japanese sumo competition.
But hold on.
Can he smash?
Yes, because he's been nice this whole night.
It should look like if two whales got caught in a fishing net.
That's just disgusting, man.
Well, then don't watch our OnlyFans.
But someone else is going to pay to watch it.
You go OnlyFans?
I will.
Mom wants to have one.
Mo?
What?
What the fuck?
Stay strong, Mo.
I'm going to make an OnlyFat OnlyFans for y'all.
I'm going to give you the exclusive.
OnlyFat.
OnlyFats.
Call us OnlyFats.
Call us OnlyFats.
OnlyFats.
We can move forward.
What the fuck, man?
Wow!
Okay, we need to keep the show going.
Roberto Toe says, Cucko, we need your take on Cucko's divorce.
Your experience review would be appreciated.
I mean, it was bound to happen.
What do you think so far, bro, with Destiny and his current debacle?
What did you expect?
Like, we told him from the jump.
I mean, it's just...
Come on, man.
It was bound to happen.
I don't even want to clown on him too much.
It's just kind of inevitable.
He didn't get a prenup either.
It's just retarded, bro.
He's a millionaire.
That's really stupid.
Guys, do you know who Destiny is, by chance?
No women do.
I know who he is.
I don't know him personally.
This show, no.
I've seen him on whatever.
Yeah.
He's a simp.
That's all I have to say about him.
You're a little bit of a nigga, man.
Too bad.
Anyhow.
I mean, genuinely, like, hold on, hold on.
Can you go full cam?
Everybody should take this as a warning sign.
Like, you should definitely get a prenup.
And don't wipe up a girl.
Like, the way you meet a girl is how your relationship ends.
And she was in a relationship before they got married.
That's true.
She, like, left an engagement in order to get with him.
What the fuck did he think was gonna happen?
And he didn't get a prenup in the marriage.
She, like, clearly did it for the green card in a lot of ways.
It's just disappointing.
I actually feel bad for Destiny, bro.
So, if you want to talk, man, I think we all would have a conversation with you.
I think you should lawyer up.
Hopefully.
And Melina, too.
Let that guy relax a little bit.
It's...
Come on.
We should bring...
Don't take all his assets, please.
Destiny, James Sexton, for a podcast here.
That'll be a dope show.
Yeah.
Is she fat?
Divorced lawyer?
No, she's in shape.
Oh, that's good.
Okay, she should be good here.
Man, she's a man.
She's a three, man.
She came for the green.
Yo, she's a four.
I came to eat.
Yo, she's triggered about the fast shit, man.
God damn it.
She pressed.
I am.
I tell you this, she's going to make a gym membership tomorrow, though.
God damn it.
I'm going to start posting on Instagram every day.
Hashtag fresh and fit.
Okay.
Okay.
She's going to come to my gym.
I need motivation.
I need motivation.
See, bullying is good.
Bullying is good, man.
I like that.
That's what I have to do because everyone in this world is negative, but I'm the only positive bitch here.
No, you're not.
What?
Even if y'all don't like how I move or I talk or I do the things, I'm always going to keep it positive and keep it rolling and keep it moving, okay?
And keep it integrity.
And keep it integrity.
Remember when we wanted to chop guys' dicks off five minutes ago?
I'm going to be fat by myself alone.
And my best friend's going to be fat with me eating Cheetos and burritos.
For real?
Just...
Yes, I do eat hot Cheetos and burritos.
And I am technically considered obese, too.
How much more do you want to put on?
What?
How much more do you want to put on?
What do you mean?
More pounds.
How much more pounds do you want to put on?
I don't want to put on pounds.
You're going to.
I'm going to what?
Put on more pounds for her.
I'm losing weight.
The only thing that's bad on me is my ass.
How many more times are you going to do this?
No one wants to see this.
This is like sexual assault on my eyes.
It hurts, man.
like nobody can say this. - HR! - HR, please say it was HR. - Sneak on Asia too, so he can see that shit widespread.
- That shit hurt, nigga. - HR! - Get the porn. - Get the porn.
Niggas in the chair like, what the fuck is going on?
Niggas in the chair like, what the fuck I still have a pole in my house and you still have to practice.
That's a hard job.
It is very taxing.
Maybe you just eat more than you should.
You better cave the roof in your car.
Now she kind of keep it real.
You eat more than you should.
Usually, obesity comes from no movement, very stationary, sedentary.
I smoke weed and I get munchies.
I'll shut up.
I'm not talking anymore.
Isisaitu says, 2-0 from Fresh looks like she has her mattress sitting on top of a warehouse pallet.
2-0 from Fresh?
Oh.
Okay.
Punisher says, Sneeko, tell your stupid mods to unmute me on your channel.
I can't donate to your ass anymore or even chat.
All for St.
Nick Quintus' name.
And for Myron, no bro, I ain't a damn Jew.
I'm just cheap lol.
Free fucking Palestine.
Sure, I'll ban you, but just like you guys keep obsessing over stuff that's just like the most toxic topics constantly.
So it's like, it's not good for a business.
Punisher donates very often.
We have Velstra says...
Wait, why are we going 50 and up?
These were early.
These were very early.
Everything was early.
This is a great question.
Okay.
Ladies.
Would you rather receive $1,000 cash or one Bitcoin?
We'll start with you right here.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Miami.
Would you rather receive...
One Bitcoin or a thousand bucks?
What do you prefer?
Bitcoin.
Okay, what about you?
Bitcoin, because I've seen you guys roast the last girls who said a thousand bucks.
Alright, yeah, they got it.
Well, hold on.
Everybody else?
Yeah, it's Bitcoin.
I think we all know that.
I mean, I have Bitcoin.
I invested in Bitcoin, so I know how much it's worth.
Damn it.
We should have started here.
Yeah, we should have started here.
Thanks for that.
Miami, it was so cool.
You know what I'm saying?
Okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, goddammit.
The angry beaver in the second chair next to Fresh.
Nickname should be Silicon.
Come back this again.
She don't got no silicone, though, man.
You don't got no silicone, right?
She's straight.
Right?
You don't have no plastic surgery, right?
Are you talking about me?
Yeah, they're talking about you.
No, this is all natural.
Fat ass, fat tits, fat stomach.
You know what the fuck going on here.
Okay.
Yeah, baby.
What?
Yeah, baby.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Yo, you need to stop talking, man.
J Willakilla says, Fun fact.
Did you know that Africans from Morocco called the Moors means black or swarthy?
Went to Europe in 7-Eleven.
They conquered Spain and other parts of Europe, bringing Europe out of the Dark Ages.
No, you didn't know that.
So happy for you about the announcement you made yesterday's Nico.
Ladies, guess the weight of the girl next to you in case my 20 missed it.
No, it's fine.
You don't want to do it?
Come on, man.
Alright, fuck it.
Guess the weight of the girl next to you.
We'll start here.
Boom.
Guess her weight.
Are we doing the scale?
Yeah, yeah.
And we got a scale.
And we got a scale, too.
I'm not good at it.
I'm not going to prove it.
Yeah, do it.
Guessing these types of things.
Don't be a pussy.
Just do it.
What do you think she is?
How tall are you?
She admitted she was obese, so that'll help you.
5'6".
Maybe 150.
Come on, man.
She's not 150, man.
Okay.
All right, 150.
All right.
Was she right or wrong?
She was right!
Come on, let's see real quick.
Let's verify with the scale.
I'mma zero this thing out.
She has to be like 140.
She has to be like 140.
She's like 170.
I could probably be 170.
156.2.
No, you guessed 140 though, right?
No, I said 150.
Pretty close, pretty close.
Awesome.
All right, you can guess her.
Boy, how tall are you?
5'6".
She's obese.
Yeah, I'm obese.
Yeah, you're kind of fat.
And I'm fat.
All right, what about you?
Oh, I'm sorry, you guess her weight now.
The same shit, like 150.
No, no way.
You got to talk into Mike, though.
You got to talk into Mike.
She has ass.
Like 152.
152?
Around there.
Not 152, but in the 150s.
You think she's fatter than you?
Is she right?
Huh?
No.
What are you?
130.
Like, 145.
Let's see.
Alright, let's go.
Let's see what you got.
Go, queen.
Are we all going to do this?
I'm not.
Y'all got me fucked up.
I ain't doing it.
She's going to malfunction.
You step on it.
143.
There you go.
So you round it up.
Okay.
Good job.
Good job.
And how tall are you?
How tall are you?
Me?
Yeah.
5'7".
5'7", 5'8".
You're tall.
What about you?
That's not obese.
It's overweight, but she goes to the gym and lifts weights, so it's a little bit different.
It's not.
She's obese, just like we're obese.
It's okay.
BMI doesn't count if you're trained.
What word did you just say?
She's obese, just like we're obese.
She's over her weight.
She's not 118.
What's the terminology you just used?
Obese.
Obese?
Yeah.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
Obese.
Yeah, I'm sure I have a lot of muscles too, baby.
Baby!
The delusion is real in this one.
Beauty and the obese.
Wait, are you just going to leave that alone?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's not 18.
How are we letting everyone get away with this shit?
She's not 18.
You're so fat, you don't even know how to use the word.
It's obese.
Well, teach me something new.
I just did.
Thank you.
Do you want to cash at me too?
Do you want a cookie?
I do!
Do you have a little racial cookie?
I know you do.
What about those deep fried ones?
Those are good as fuck.
That's a thing?
Yeah.
You're so fat, you want deep fried cookies?
Yeah.
Now guess her...
Miss Q Clarence.
I think like 135.
Is she right?
What are you?
Those titties are heavy.
125?
You want to prove on the scale?
How tall are you?
411.
Look at her ass!
She's my type!
You are my type, baby!
Mel, Mel, chill.
121!
Good job!
But she has 4'11".
What about you?
No, guess her weight now.
Nigga's like, yeah!
How tall are you?
5'4".
5'4".
Let's take a hover real quick.
5'4".
There, I got it.
She is the most feminine and cute girl.
Probably like 137.
Oh wow.
Is that correct or not?
122.
She was insulted.
She was like, what the fuck?
In Venezuela, they kill us for that.
Oh, shit.
Don't trip and hurt yourself, please.
Her boobs just looked heavy, okay?
Let's see.
You've got to walk it back a little bit.
And a dunk.
121.6.
121.2.
Okay, okay, okay.
Cool.
All right, now guess her weight next to you.
This should be a game we always play.
Guess your weight.
Yeah, that's pretty good, actually.
All right, guess her weight.
I would say 132, 135.
Close.
Alright, come on.
What is it really?
It's, I think, like 126.
Alright, Gabby, let's go.
This is a personal trainer here, guys.
Fitness trainer.
Let's see.
You think or you should know.
Go look away.
Keep going.
Jump up and down on the scale real quick.
She look good.
127.
Okay, go away.
127.
Go away.
And how tall are you?
What color are you doing?
Oh, I'm 5'2".
Okay.
Wow.
Alright.
Now, guess hers?
I mean, she's not...
I would say, from a personal trainer's perspective, I think she's around 175.
I could probably think I... I think I probably will be 170.
Alright, decide 160.
10 pounds?
I don't really get on the scale every day, but yeah, I probably have gained maybe like 10 pounds, 15 pounds.
Alright, let's see.
Alright, cash at me first.
What's that nigga?
No!
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with this chick, bro?
She's a hustler.
Hey, listen.
What?
You guys want to embarrass me by jumping on the scale?
So embarrass your pockets and send me some money.
Pause.
You are on a podcast that eventually we have almost 40k watching.
So, just play the part.
Go on the scale.
If you don't want to do it, it's fine.
Okay.
Thank you.
Alright.
She might put us wrong.
Do it.
Do it.
If you're nice to me, I'll talk with you.
Hey, do it, do it.
Got you, man.
You got it.
Come on, man.
She about to prove everybody wrong.
That's awesome.
Listen, I know how to do a whole girl like this, man.
Come on, man.
She's going to prove everybody wrong.
Watch.
How many times are you going to salt my eyes?
Come on, man.
All right, it's fine, man.
Let's go.
Let me zero it out for you so we make sure we get the most accurate.
All right, go ahead.
Okay.
Goddamn.
It's just going to break.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
- Bro. - Nobody wants to stop. - Hey. - And Trumple, man. - Oh, my friend. - Get on. - Astafala. Astafala. - Are you gonna get on it now?
Alright, hold on.
Go ahead.
184.6.
I fucking called it.
Okay.
Alright.
I said you were pushing close to 200.
You were 16 pounds away.
I was close.
Yeah, baby!
She's cute.
I need to work on that personal training eye.
Alright, Chad.
I'm a fucking amateur.
All right, well, thank you.
I'll take that into consideration.
Well, to be fair, it is under 200.
I don't miss, man.
It is 24 pounds over what you said.
No, no, no.
But he said close to it, though.
I was like, yo, you push it 200.
I knew she was going to be 180 or above.
I knew it right away from looking at her.
Like, come on, man.
I'll get better now.
I'll get better now at being a trainer.
Now you know the truth.
All right, Chad.
Got you.
Chill.
Thank you.
Last but not least, can you guess your weight?
She has to guess hers.
Her weight?
Edible.
She's an edible arrangement.
Can you give us a number, please?
As much as my pockets can hold.
I like how no one likes her here, so I really like her.
120, 150, 140.
How much money do you want tonight?
You?
She probably like 118.
118?
Yeah.
How much do you weigh?
123.
Mel, come on.
I don't know, honestly.
The boobs take up a lot of that.
Alright, go ahead.
Just jump on.
Yeah.
Dabon, the scale, not dick.
Chris!
No, boy!
He's at Dabon, man.
He's at Dabon, man.
Come on, relax.
Yeah, okay.
Mel, come on, man.
Mel, come on.
You know what I call Dabot?
Alright.
Zero this out.
What the fuck?
Bro, what the hell?
What the fuck?
105.
Wow.
Yeah.
The skinniest bitch in here.
Okay.
Wait, nope.
There's one more.
Okay, now guess hers.
Oh.
Guess her weight.
Like...
Why don't you look down?
I mean, yeah.
Like a tata.
You can say it in kilos if you want.
100 pounds?
What the fuck?
No.
You want to try kilos maybe?
Is that easier?
Is that like 118 pounds?
150 kilo?
Is that correct?
103.
Is she right?
She said 100 pounds.
No, I'm like 125, I think.
All right, moment of truth.
There we go.
How tall are you?
5'7".
5'7"?
Okay.
I'll save this out for you.
Yo, shout out to Freshly Fit Podcast, man.
Freshly Fit Podcast making having chicks weigh themselves.
We'll keep it real for y'all niggas, man.
Thank you.
123.
Yeah, 122.6.
Yep.
You dress very nice too.
Thank you.
Yeah, I like you.
You're okay.
Sneakle can't make up his mind.
He don't know what to do.
Sneakle just goes, oh shit, shit!
Get in a candy store!
He's definitely not in a candy store.
He's definitely not in the candy store.
It's like a buffet with you around.
No, you're in the veggie area.
He is the candy store.
But it's okay, I got brothers.
I got big brothers.
Go ahead, Sneeko.
That was great.
That was great to see them all do that.
Is that the first time on Fresh and Fit?
Yeah.
We've had girls weigh themselves over.
On a scale?
Yeah, nigga.
It's not a first time.
There was one time.
There was another time.
There was another time.
One or two other times.
But it's actually a panel thing, though.
That's pretty good.
And Sneeko, thank Chris, too, bro.
Say thank you, Chris, bro.
All right, Chris, now you turn.
All right, we got...
Oh, shit!
And Mo, Mo, what are you at?
What's your weight?
What about the guys' weights?
Nah, it's fine, man.
I'm at 379.
We're wearing myself this morning.
Chris, you will do it or not?
Nah, it's fine, man.
You're at 379, Mo?
You have time.
No, I'm just saying sit down so they don't have to talk shit about you.
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
You know what?
It's fine, bro.
Yo, listen.
Come on, Chris.
Do it, nigga.
Come on, man.
Do it, Chris.
Come on, man.
Do it, Chris.
Come on, man.
Come on, Chris.
Come on, Chris.
She doesn't want to be embarrassed.
Guys don't like to get embarrassed.
Relax, alright?
Next time I get on this scale, I'm going to be 127 like this bitch.
I can't beat her weight with this ass, though.
It's impossible.
Hey, listen.
All girls have all they looks, alright?
So relax, alright?
Chris, come on, man.
I'm going to just have to work out the stomach.
Alright, cool.
Next.
Alright, we'll move on.
King Top.
What's up, boys?
Love the energy.
Future Elite here.
Can't wait to be in one of your podcasts.
Shout out to you, bro.
Shout out to you, King Top.
On the way up there.
Sensei goes, a girl in the center.
Ling Ling.
Looks like she runs a Chinese massage parlor.
Why does everybody think I look Asian?
You do.
I mean, you actually look Filipino.
I get that a lot.
What are you, then?
I'm just Hispanic.
Mexico?
New Mexico.
Do you know Spanish?
No, no, no.
I mean, like, Mexican?
You don't know Spanish?
No, like, it's different.
New Mexican.
Like, before it was Mexico.
Oh, like Mayan?
No.
The fuck are you?
New Mexican.
That's not a thing.
Yes, it is.
You're going to tell me that my culture's not real?
So, what ethnicity, actually?
Hispanic.
She's trying to say indigenous?
So, like, mestizo?
Exactly.
You knew what that was?
Yeah, Mexican.
But, like, New Mexican.
But you don't know any Spanish?
I'm learning.
What the fuck?
Yo, you're funny.
King Bomb says, only facts.
That's funny.
That's the title play on our livestock trailers.
And each critter weighs around 1,800 pounds.
What the fuck, man?
Don't call a critter.
Okay, is that it?
Oh, and then Streamlabs.
Okay, um...
Why are you guys late?
They won't take the stairs.
Anyways...
He did come late, actually.
He probably did take the stairs.
Ratings for these bird shits from Shelton Benjamin Fresh.
Drunk Puta, 1.
Fiona, 0.5.
Jade, 4.
DoorDash, 3.
Hostified, 3.
Gap, 3.
2.
Pocahontas, 2.5.
Unpaid Ed Sheeran, 4.
Chantel, 4.
Sneak of the Freak Ho, 8.
Sneak of the Freak Ho?
What the fuck?
Sneak of the Freak Ho, fashion show notes is gay, bro.
You guys want a response to that?
Sneak of the Freak Ho.
You don't agree with those ratings?
Wait, did I win?
Yeah, you won.
Let's go!
That's kind of gay, though.
I was going to say, but I didn't want to sound like a hater.
Maybe it's a girl commenting, but we don't know.
Casey Haynes.
What?
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
Hey, Myron and Fresh, you say not to get with co-workers.
There's this chick I work with who seems like a good girl, but she's in a different department.
I'm a cook for an Outland.
She does the banquet serving.
Is this still her?
No.
Risky, my friend.
Risky.
The problem is, bro, is that if interference will work, it could be a problem for you in the future.
Is it worth it?
No, bro.
Deadshot, if only more people were like you guys, the world would be a far better place.
Fresh, you're so black.
Your shadow is gray in comparison to Moe.
Give up the blood, bro.
And Chris, get ready to the castle.
I know you're always looking for the smoke.
WFNF. Yes, I'm very black, by the way.
You are pretty black.
And always.
Big Papa Seagulls.
W Blood.
Hey, Tegrity Farms.
Oh, Integrity, I think it means.
Oh.
No, Tegrity Farms is a South Park reference.
Oh, shit.
Tegrity.
Check the porn tab of the three men that want to be your stepdad, and when you are done, tell Stan, Randy, and Tao Lee I said what's up.
South Park again, reference.
South Park.
Okay, Tao Lee.
Okay.
Tao Lee.
Hi, fellas.
This one's for the ladies.
Bomb girl, you blew me up, baby.
You and girls next to Maren and Fresh, how would you ladies like to come on a romantic stroll on my island?
I'll let you sit on my cloud.
You can only ride if you're pure of heart.
Master Roche.
Okay, okay.
Slap grip goes, Maren, your best analogy for explaining generalities and majorities is that they don't make left-handed mouses just because some people are left-handed.
Use it more often.
These whores are dumb.
FNF gang.
Amen.
Can we cancel this three or four next to Fresh?
She's been on multiple times and never contributes to the conversation.
She's mad annoying.
Keep doing God's work.
You have anything you want to say back?
Who is it?
Mel.
She didn't even hear that.
Are you cold?
No.
So why are you wearing a blanket?
I am not a hater.
What?
That doesn't have to do with what you're talking about.
Yo, let's just move on, bro.
This is crazy.
I'd be intrigued to see if...
Do you know who Chi-I-Q is?
She doesn't know what that means.
I asked you this last time.
I want to see if you can get it this time.
Can you name three countries?
And you can't name Venezuela?
Are you acting right now?
Are you serious?
Colombia, Argentina, Ecuador.
She prepared this time.
It's a little bit of improvement, you know, it's a self-improvement podcast.
Good stuff.
I'm worried about you, man.
Honestly, I'm worried.
I'm worried about you.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, what the fuck, man?
The Hammer.
What the fuck's wrong with you, man?
24-6-3, making 65k a year, New Jersey.
Bought first home in 2021, 370k, 3% down, 20k down on FHA, WWStrategy.
Keep doing it.
Yeah, take it.
Yeah, bro, you just keep buying houses, man.
Why not?
Just keep going, man.
Keep going.
That's the way to go.
The first house is the hardest.
But that's haram.
Nigga, you...
Haram!
Nevermind.
Well, he bought a house all cash.
Which is in Haram.
You did?
All cash, man.
Sneakle, what the fuck, bro?
Or cash, halal way.
Yo, this nigga...
No, no, no usury.
What are you doing?
I'm buying it the right way.
I'm buying it the right way.
Putting my money the right way.
Are we living the right way?
I'm living as best I can.
Bro, of course I make mistakes, man.
You do this every time, as if you're perfect or I'm perfect.
I never said it was perfect.
Neither did I, dumbass.
I am saying I'm perfect, but I bought the house the perfect way.
If you bought the house the other way, would it really matter?
Yeah, it's better to do it halal than humaram.
Okay, cool.
I just didn't know.
Am I perfect?
What's up?
Nobody's perfect.
I never said you're perfect.
So why are you asking that?
Because you know why I'm asking that.
Because I'm not perfect, yeah.
Y'all want us to be perfect.
At least he's not paying taxes.
Not you.
Wait, what?
He's not paying taxes.
You have to pay taxes.
Stop talking.
No matter what.
But he paid with cash.
What the fuck, man?
Yo, okay.
Yo, man.
Yo, only girls can make it through life while being retarded, bro.
Niggas can't do it.
They get broken up with.
Like, you know.
Hey, amigo.
You can't say that.
You spelled Miami, Miami.
And you live here.
Yeah, I know.
Look, I'm not saying girls are retarded.
I'm saying that girls can make it through life if they are retarded.
That's what I'm saying.
Thank God.
Most girls.
If you're pretty enough...
I'm actually not retarded.
I saved your life.
You're acting, basically.
You're acting.
No, she...
I act stupid.
I like to act.
Yeah, you are stupid.
But I saved your life.
Are we not supposed to say that word?
No, it's fine.
We're on rumble.
Oh.
No, no.
We taught it.
I mean, she is, though.
Oh, man.
I mean, come on, come on.
Anymore?
Okay.
100K, you're a bull.
If you're a retarded nigga, you ain't getting through in life, bro.
Dated...
What's that?
Baby mama.
Baby mama, one kid, told her I wanted nothing serious.
Four months...
Late.
I asked to be serious.
She said no.
Oh, later.
Two months later, she called me from blocked number and said in the future, we'll hit me up.
I sent a limited time management ticket to her house saying she's on December 23rd.
What are your thoughts?
The fuck are you doing, bro?
What?
Yo, look, man, let me make this very clear.
When girls play games, you just stop talking to them, bro.
You just fucking kick them to the curb.
You just don't talk to them anymore.
Like, don't sit there and waste your time on chicks that aren't interested.
It's a fucking waste of time.
Huge waste of time, bro.
And she got a kid?
Nigga, what the fuck, man?
Bro, just get rid of girls.
They fucking play games.
Just fuck them, bro.
Go talk to another girl.
Don't waste your time on one chick.
Because she'll lose respect for you when you chase her too much.
Are you going to play games with me?
Are you going to take it seriously?
I don't play games.
She's a cat, bro.
Why are you laughing?
Because she's good.
No, she's a cat, bro.
She's not even trying to watch you right now.
Have you ever played games before, Pearl?
No.
Never?
Why do you keep calling her that?
What?
Okay, just Gabby's thing.
You're doing her so dirty.
Maintain eye contact, alright?
Okay.
Sneakle, you have a work cut out for you.
Bro.
Who said that?
Are you high maintenance or low maintenance, Pearl?
High.
Who's saying that?
Who's answering these questions?
No, I'm not high maintenance.
Okay.
Is it going?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's good, bro.
I... Cosign.
Cosign?
Cosign on that.
You think we'd be a good couple?
Oops.
Yep.
Who?
Be honest.
Me and Pearl.
Gabby.
You know you.
That's your best friend.
Come on.
Be honest.
I have to think about this.
I think she could get better.
I recently converted.
I'm a milkman now.
I want a good, just pearly things.
You're funny, so I give it to you.
I'm going more Spanish now.
I'm a milkman.
I joined the coalition, man.
I'm on the Pog Patrol.
I think Gabby could get better.
Oh, fuck!
Yo!
Goddamn!
Yo!
What did I do?
But Shirley, I think you could get a real nice gentleman.
She needs some money.
He seems nice so far.
Don't listen to her.
She doesn't even know what to eat.
Oh my god!
No, you'll be surprised.
I actually know everything times ten to eat because I'm what?
A fat ass.
Yo, times ten.
K-O-K, times ten.
Wait.
Okay.
Wait, what?
Yo, this is crazy.
Bro, she keeps bringing it back to the food and fat topic, man.
It's like she wants to talk about it.
Because I'm praised.
So I'm gonna be praised.
All right.
Be blessed.
Not pressed.
I'm blessed.
I'm pressed.
And I'm that bitch.
Hello.
You're cooked.
Hello.
Rescue you in this bitch.
Hello.
Okay.
That was a funny reference.
Hello.
I'll tell you this, though.
I love to rescue you.
She's going to look up gym memberships tomorrow.
I'll tell you this, man.
It's so funny because I have a gym.
I don't need a gym membership.
You're going to start going now.
Yeah, I will.
I told you, I'm going to tag you in it tomorrow.
Because you have not been going.
That's very evident.
Listen, prove everyone in here wrong and kill them with success.
I can't wait to come back because I'm gonna be the skinniest bitch in here.
Well, it's not about being the skinniest.
With the saddest ass.
No, it does.
Because if I'm not 118, I'm obese.
So, bitch, I'm getting to 118, okay?
It's about getting in shape and going to the gym.
No, it's about being...
Whatever.
I don't know, but it's just like...
What do you know?
I know...
She's so mad right now, bro.
She can't.
I know.
But I think this is a great example of what shame can do, right?
I know.
And who has to shame with the guys?
Not the fucking female trainer.
Shame is good.
The guys have to do it.
I had to tell her she was pushing 200 pounds.
I just think that the term fatso is not needed.
That's the only thing.
She was a broke trainer.
She ain't going to forget the fatso.
What are you talking about?
Like I said, shame.
I think we should bring it back.
But when we spend like 20 minutes on it, I'm just like, alright.
It's your fault.
I sat back at some point.
I was like, alright.
After you lied.
You actually initiated this thing.
I said that I will be a better trainer after this.
Yeah, because you said, oh, her body fat percentage is like this, and she probably weighs 160, and then she agreed, and I was like, no, she fucking doesn't.
I didn't say 160, I didn't say any of that.
She said 160, and you agreed with her.
No, I didn't agree with her.
You said probably.
I used to be 160.
You want to run it back?
Rewind it.
I used to be 160.
And also, if you're a broke trainer, it means you don't cleanse.
Yeah.
No, I mean, I just started like two months ago, so it takes three or four months to build your clientele.
It takes time to lose weight.
But yes, I am broke, so any rich men want to slide them at DMs.
This is why female trainers suck, man.
Rich men that like bad girls.
Oh, God.
But the thing is, why nobody likes you?
If you are so hot and everything, why nobody likes you?
Wait, what?
Damn!
I can't even respond to that.
I just can't respond to that because, again, it didn't make any sense.
Why nobody like you?
I understood that.
Bro, you're super cute.
I think maybe nobody likes me because, I mean, maybe I'm too confrontational.
That's one thing.
I just say things.
I don't really...
I don't know.
Who said they don't like me?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're saying right now.
I don't know, baby.
You're cute.
Why you're so lonely?
Thank you.
What the hell?
How'd this go from like...
I don't know.
I just don't know where that came from and what that means.
I just think you're funny, honestly.
You're funny.
You're a funny girl.
You're hilarious.
You have anything back to say?
I know, baby.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Cook that Jamaican.
Cook that fraud.
Venom's garage.
Speak for yourself.
There are men that are high earners and are in healthy, monogamous relationships.
Real talk, actually.
Yes, there are many options out there I could choose from, but being faithful to one woman takes integrity and self-control.
Having multiple men gets old.
He's right, man.
Listen, at some point, you can make a choice.
We're just saying, generally speaking, guys can do what they want to do.
Yo, Venom, man.
Look, bro.
You know what?
Drop your Instagram in here, man.
Drop your Instagram.
Drop your Instagram.
I love what they're gonna say.
I have options!
And you look at them and they look like fucking Shrek.
Yo, drop your shit, man.
I'm just choosing to do, man.
Dudes be coping, man, so hard.
I'm monogamous by choice.
Bro, most y'all are not monogamous by choice, man.
Stop fucking lying on here virtue signaling.
And then they go cheap with hookers and strippers.
Yeah, man.
Y'all niggas be the first ones to pay for escorts, man.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Stop capping, man.
Like, you're trying to virtue signal for the audience.
You be the first one to DM one of these chicks.
Hey, I'll fly you out to Baltimore.
We never said all, by the way.
I mean, we never said all, by the way.
Yeah, we never said all, man.
Like, bro.
Niggas be virtue signaling like crazy in here, bro.
Okay.
But yeah, drop your shit, Venom.
Let's see.
Let's see, man.
Makani.
Aloha, ninjas, to the wannabe masculine leader.
Two seats from Fresh.
I hate to burst your bubble.
Not really.
You can't even spell, so you're not leading shit.
You're nothing.
Nothing.
One second, I'm getting a phone call.
Hey, it's nothing.
He says he knows you.
Relax, bro.
What the fuck?
You want to respond to him?
Bro, he was typing the shit like...
I got you now!
I want monogamy, but I bet none of them want a godly man that makes 50k a year.
Enjoy jumping from man to man for the rest of your lives.
Bro, the 304 needs Jesus.
Yeah, bro, that's an uncomfortable reality, bro.
Maybe 20 years ago, before Instagram, the girls would have accepted that shit, but nowadays, girls want a dude six feet tall and good looking and all this shit.
Classic line.
If God can't save them, can you?
Yeah, bro.
Nigga, Jesus couldn't even save these hoes, man.
So what do you think?
Some of them, but not all of them.
Drop your Instagram to my cash app, byebyebelly2021.
There you go, see?
Ain't nobody doing that.
Yeah, ain't nobody doing that, man.
What if someone actually sent us some money?
What the fuck?
They'd be like, go get you a Happy Meal.
That was a tough night, man.
Go get yourself a Happy Meal and be happy, baby.
I pray, because this really is.
Hey, no side conversations.
Bobby.
I disagree with Myron.
I make six figures and have a girlfriend and would never want to cheat on her.
I try my best to be a godly man.
I know God wouldn't want us to do that to the one we love.
I understand the desire, but a godly man knows to not give it in.
Great, man.
That's great, bro.
That's great, but here's the thing.
That's a minority of guys, man.
That's a minority of guys.
But if you made that choice, good for you, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Why y'all niggas coming in here trying to virtue signal, bro?
Because you say all high-value men.
I never said all.
I say a staggering majority.
They won't say it, but it'll do it.
As you know.
And these niggas in here...
Come on, man.
I know you've talked to another bitch or entertained another chick or thought about getting a hooker, man.
Stop lying, bro.
They'd be the ones that begin the escorts, bro.
100%.
100%.
Okay, question, ladies.
Would you be in favor of forcibly sterilizing all men you find unattractive slash hate?
Do you hate all men?
Please be honest.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, damn.
All right.
Would you want to sterilize all guys that you don't like?
Raise your hand.
We can start right here.
Yeah, actually, that'd be easier.
Yeah.
Do you want to sterilize men that you don't like?
What does that even mean?
You cannot have kids, yeah.
They can't have any kids.
Would you want to do that?
Raise your hand.
Come on, girls, man.
Come on.
You're doing good.
She would, right?
Remember, they don't even see these niggas.
You keep in mind, most dudes are invisible to most girls.
They curve them anyway.
Yeah, they curve them without even thinking twice.
Zerka's damaged goods and Lizzo and Dickcutter need to help men protect your mini-me in the chatroom in Miami?
What the fuck?
Miami.
Miami.
Okay, first W for Chris.
Going into savage mode.
Keep it GGGG? Going.
Oh, going is what he means.
But next time, don't let the short yellow bus drop off too next to fresh.
Since we dick-shaming pause, we need to bring slut-slash-fetch shaming back.
They're so delusional, they can't take the truth.
What the fuck?
Oh shit, that was from earlier.
Okay, you have anything you want to say back to?
It goes both ways, baby.
You saw Delulu, you can't accept the truth either.
Get used to it.
What's the truth against him then?
The truth is that you're spending money to comment on what I'm talking about.
You're a bitch.
And a trick.
So send 50 more dollars to talk about me again.
You know you're not getting the money, right?
I still get paid to be here.
Who paid you?
Whoever invited me?
What?
Wait, I didn't get paid.
Bro, we never pay girls to come on this show.
Who's paying you?
We're different.
She's getting paid by getting exposure from being here, basically.
Say that!
Say that!
Yeah, but that guy's not a trick, because you're not getting that guy's money.
You're getting...
They're getting his money.
He's giving his money away, regardless.
That's not being a trick that's paying for a service.
To speak his opinion?
Yeah.
That's a trick.
No, it's not.
A trick is one's prostitution.
No, there's multiple, there's different type of tricks.
Wow.
She's so in the life, like every dude that spends money is a trick to her.
If I buy a sandwich, like if I pay for that, am I getting tricked by the cashier in the store?
If you're buying a bitch that doesn't like you a sandwich, yes you are.
Do you have tricks?
What are you talking about?
Do I have tricks?
Yeah, do you have tricks on you?
She does.
I guess.
You did shake ass for free like four times in your show.
Wait, so wait.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me get this straight.
I'm giving you guys a good show.
You don't like it?
Hold on, hold on.
Let me get this straight.
Let me get this straight.
So you have tricks, but yet you call yourself Integrity?
Integrity can have tricks.
Tricks are for kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What?
I was trying to be funny.
It was funny.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I work on my jokes sometimes.
You're making me hungry.
Do you have sex with your tricks?
No.
So you trick them into thinking they're going to get sex.
Wow.
That's fucked up.
That's the opposite of integrity.
No integrity.
No.
That's just what we can't.
Everything about you is cat, man.
You didn't want to tell the truth about being a stripper.
You have a detail shop, yet you leave that big ass detail out.
You have tricks, but you don't smash them, allegedly.
You like nice guys, but you don't date none of them, seriously.
You said you're 160 and you're 184.
You're 185.
So what about it?
Anything else?
Everything about you is a lie.
It's all kept, man.
I mean, I didn't lie about being a stripper.
I didn't lie about my detail shop.
It's in Oklahoma.
Bro, you didn't bring it out in the beginning.
Because I said I'm an entrepreneur.
That means I do multiple things for money.
Doesn't mean I sell pussy for money.
It just means...
I sell drinks on the beach for money.
I didn't mention that, but that doesn't mean I'm lying about it.
I do a lot of shit for money.
I'm a hustler.
And if you don't like it...
Which includes sex.
I don't sell pussy.
But pussy's not free.
You're not gonna get in my pussy.
No, because you're not gonna fuck if you're not doing nothing for me.
But you don't pay for pussy.
But you're not gonna...
I'm not gonna fuck a bum just because he has a dick.
I mean...
Can I put a condom on it?
I'm just kidding.
It's a fat joke since you said a hot dog.
Thank you.
Alright.
Fantastic.
That would not lower the calories on the food, by the way.
Mr.
Martin.
I've got a better name for her than Integrity.
Either Cholesterola or Diabeta.
Diabety.
Diabety.
What the fuck, man?
What the fuck?
Oh, man.
Niggas got the jokes.
Diabety love, too.
Nah.
Yeah.
Well, Drake would agree.
Nope.
It's on the Drake.
Drake!
Fellas, this is me, Sean.
My loyalty to FNF. I always got your six.
WFNF. Sneeko, unmute me, bro.
I fuck with you, too, my dude.
Sneeko, why are you banding this?
I'm streaming.
Sneeko Mods, can you chill out?
Everybody's complaining about the band.
One of my mods is right here.
Needles, can you stop doing this, man?
Needles.
Well, niggas coming over here to complain that your mods are gay.
See, WFreeSpeech on Rumble.
Yo, we let y'all niggas go crazy in here, man.
We don't even ban you guys in the mod chat.
There's more people in the chat.
Okay, well, I'm gonna fix that.
I'm gonna fix that.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, see, we don't be banning.
Free speech over here.
Okay, I'll fix it.
Damn.
I'm just saying we don't ban nobody.
He got y'all.
He got y'all.
Yeah, but that's why we can't put the Rubble Chat on YouTube, because we have the free speech.
These niggas be going crazy, man.
Alright, you guys can say faggot in the chat again.
Fag.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, you bad fag?
No, I didn't.
Alright.
Free speech, can we all call fresh, uh, nevermind, I was gonna...
Call him what?
A har.
No, it's okay, let's just keep going.
A nigger?
No, no, no, no.
I would never say that.
You said the har har.
No, no, no, no, no.
Negro.
I take offense to that, bro.
You're my friend.
Just because I'm black?
No, you're a good friend of mine.
That's fucked up, man.
I'm sorry, bro.
Thank you, man.
Hey, can you forgive me?
Fantastic.
Sneakles have a black, too.
I'm just kidding, guys.
It's nothing crazy.
I mean, he's half Haitian.
He's black, too.
Yeah, he's black, too.
These Haitians are black, man.
He's half...
So much.
Facts, W. Haiti.
Wait, hold up.
You're black, too.
I mean, I have...
I do have...
Okay, I was joking, but I do have black family.
All right, next.
No, I said black family.
Say the hard on right now.
No.
No, say it.
I don't even...
No, no, no.
You can't say nigger.
You're not black.
Just say it.
Say it.
Say it.
Come on.
I'm not saying that on the internet right now.
I'm just not going to do that.
I'm black, nigger.
Say it.
Come on, man.
I'm not going to do that.
If you're black, you can say it.
You can say it.
Like I said, I have black family.
Come on, man.
I'm not claiming the past.
I'm not doing that.
I believe in you.
We fought for freedom.
Just say it.
I appreciate that, Fresh, but I'm not doing it.
Wait, Fresh, be honest.
You're fucking like a really bad white girl.
Like, the baddest.
Like, a 10 out of 10.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm not doing it here.
Fresh, a 10 out of 10 white girl.
And she wants to call you the harder.
During the deed.
Are you going to put your fist in the sky and do a whole moment?
Or are you just going to go with the flow?
I'll answer it this way.
MLK died for me to fuck white bitches.
Who am I to say no?
Okay.
What if she wants to whip you?
Are you doing it or no?
What the fuck?
10 out of 10.
Prime!
Nigga!
Shut up!
Shut up, bro!
You're not doing it?
Nigga, I'm gonna fucking slay you!
Okay, alright.
Come on, bro.
You're good.
This nigga, man.
I'm being fresh, bro.
Hey, shut up to MLK, man.
No, Malcolm X. I'm okay.
Give me a new life.
Myron.
What?
No.
Nothing?
What?
What'd you ask?
Words?
No.
Words?
No.
What word?
Nigger, whatever.
What?
I mean, I'm the biggest racist here.
You guys know that.
Alright, cool.
I'm going to put the fucking Klan off ground right now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You won, you won, you won, you won.
End the stream, you won.
End it, end it, end it, end it.
Myron, you won, you won.
End it, you won.
We believe you, we believe you, Myron.
We believe you, bro.
We believe you.
Oof.
I want to see that real racism.
You can't believe it.
We believe you, Myron.
We believe you, Myron.
I blame you, Myron.
You and Zerka.
It's a Halloween costume, bro.
Bro, we believe you.
Don't put it on.
Stop, man.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Alright.
Whatever.
Pussies.
Okay.
Nice.
Last one, Siri.
Okay, last one.
Bitch, I want to touch you with 10-foot fat-ass bitch.
Goddamn nigga.
10-foot pole fat-ass bitch.
Money isn't a worry for me, but you will be lonely crying to sleep for the next 30 years.
That's funny.
Again, they're typing like...
I wake up so happy and I go to sleep so happy.
Thank you.
Not the cow.
Happy for you for that.
Yeah, I literally live my best life, fat or skinny.
You got it.
Not the cow.
Sorry, my finger slipped.
But live longer and go to the gym.
Stop the cap.
Now you want to step up and say something, man.
I've been saying the same shit.
Y'all are tripping.
I'm just not meaning about it.
I'm a trainer.
You know when niggas, the old Looney Tunes and shit like that, they're like, get this nigga out of here and they took the fucking hook and they're just yanking off the stage.
There's a way to be truthful and not hurtful.
So we're going to do last thoughts in the show.
Last thoughts in the show.
We'll start here.
All right.
Hold it short for you.
Yeah.
Hate it, love it.
What's your last thoughts?
Any questions, comments?
You didn't say much.
Wait, last thoughts?
Yeah.
We're done?
Oh.
That was great.
I mean, I think the girls here probably got a...
Good show, right?
I mean, unless y'all...
Hold on.
I kind of want to go.
No, no, no, no, no.
I have an idea.
It's two in the morning.
Keep the show going.
Go ahead.
What the...
No, no, no.
Go ahead.
Oh, I want to say something.
I wish Neon was on here because I wanted to arm wrestle him.
Oh, wow.
I really did.
That's all I wanted to say.
You came for the cloak.
Can you arm wrestle him?
That's all you came here for?
Just for the cloak?
I don't want to arm wrestle him.
It seems like he's younger.
Damn.
You got a clout chaser calling you a clout chaser.
Goddamn.
I wanted to arm wrestle Neon.
Wait, what?
No, she said, he said you seemed like you came for the clout.
She's like, yeah, seems like him.
But he has a girlfriend.
Why you want to do that, baby?
Arm-wrestling is not sexual.
I'm sorry, you guys take everything and you just blow it.
Yes, they do.
You blow it.
Honestly, all I meant was I was just trying to be funny.
You're not funny.
I think I'm pretty strong and I wanted to arm-wrestle Neon like it's not that deep.
That's what she said.
Yeah.
Alright.
Is that it?
I thought you'd start a new conversation or a thread or something.
No.
Bro, you suck, man.
Sorry.
Okay, wait.
Can you repeat the question?
What would you do with that club that you got, man?
Nothing.
I'm a personal trainer.
I'll train you for nothing.
Alright, you beat him at arm wrestle.
Then what?
Neon just started going to the gym.
Like, yeah, you'd probably win.
It's not even that.
It's like, what would you tell the people then?
The people are like, okay, cool.
Alright, what do you got to say?
I beat him at arm wrestle.
It's like, Yeah, that's it.
She's just talking about this for so long.
Like, holy shit.
You started it!
All I said was that, like, what are you guys even talking about at this point?
Goddamn.
Yo.
I mean, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Like, she has nothing better else to do.
I am a personal trainer though.
We know!
How many times are you going to say that today?
A filled one.
We're not feeling very hard.
That's like my only personality trait.
I'm going to be honest.
That's why I keep saying it.
Bro, this is why...
She's obsessed with her body that shouldn't even work on her mind.
That was beautiful.
I heard you.
I heard that.
I got that.
You know what?
- What? - I got that.
- Good stuff, good stuff, nigga.
- Oh, cool. - I got that. - Wow. - I heard a lot of Claire.
- Wow.
- Good stuff. - I understood you. - That was the best thing you said to me, honestly.
That was like the golden nugget.
- What?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen, clutch, man. - Do you have anything you want to say back to that?
Come on.
You want to be a influencer?
This is where the charisma comes in.
Come on.
It's your show.
You wanted to interrupt me when I was making talks and everything else.
Come on.
You guys want some funny-ass comeback, and honestly, all I have to say to that is that it's the best thing you said tonight.
Incredible.
You won.
What's the best thing you can say to me now?
That's the one sentence you said that had some sort of sense to it.
Bro, she talked just to talk, bro.
You said nothing important.
I mean, at least when I do it, it's funny.
Anyhow, last thoughts on the show?
Hold the show up for you.
I don't want to sound like an asshole, but this is why men are better than women at everything, bro.
Better at making content, podcasting, training, everything, bro.
Women literally suck at everything.
No offense.
No, men are better trainers, though.
I do agree with that.
Goddamn, man.
Wait, are you a personal trainer?
Yes, she is.
More or less.
See how he just asked me and I've been saying it all night and you guys were like, shut up.
And you didn't even know that?
It's comedy.
He's trolling you.
It's a fucking joke.
You don't even get it.
Oh my god.
Fuck.
Yeah, I got told by my ex that sarcasm doesn't process in my brain, so I think that's true.
This is why I teach your ex.
Go ahead.
I'm not denying it.
Your posture's been perfect the whole time.
You're sitting there pretty, though, like, for three hours straight.
Good stuff.
Thank you.
What did you think about her fat conversation?
I didn't love it, honestly.
Thank you.
Yeah, you did.
I saw you, like, the whole time.
No, I've just been maintaining my stance here, but I think that she's a bad bitch, and she should do what she wants to do at the end of the day, and her weight is not up for debate for anybody.
Oh, translation, hold on, hold on.
I reserve the right for her to be as big as she wants so I can look better in comparison.
That's what she really means.
Translate the woman ease, bro.
Translate the woman ease.
Because you were the first one I said, oh, you look like Lizzo.
What?
Me?
Some men, like I said, have a flavor.
Some men don't like me.
I'm too skinny for them.
They like a curvy girl.
When men have money and status, they stop fucking fat girls.
Period.
They just stop.
They might do it on a slow Tuesday, but in general, they ain't going to be caught with a fat bitch in public.
Unless that's their type, though.
Yo!
Fat women are never...
Let me make this extremely clear to all you chicks.
Fat women are never a man's type.
It's a slow Tuesday.
In general, most guys want a girl that is shapely, goes to the gym, looks good, and is, you know, in some sort of shape.
And I don't mean a circle.
Like, when guys say...
I like big girls nine out of ten times.
That's all they can attract.
It's cope.
Men, if they have the option to get a bad bitch that's a model or a fat bitch, they're always going to go with the model.
Generally, yeah.
Yeah, nine times out of ten.
Okay.
So it's not a type, bro.
It's a fucking lie.
Every guy that I know that fucks fat bitches, give him a Lambo.
Two million followers on Instagram, a blue check.
He's gonna be fucking models.
He's never gonna turn back to fat girls.
Moneybag yo, for example.
Moneybag yo, right?
You look at his prom date.
Google this shit.
Look at his prom date.
Fat, ugly bitch.
Look at his girls now.
All hot girls.
In shape.
Come on, man.
Once you get money and status, you stop fucking ugly girls, bro.
Oh yeah, see?
Bam, there you go.
Wow.
Come on, man.
See?
She looks familiar.
Wait, is she beautiful?
I think she looks good.
But if I say she looks like shit, I would be the villain.
This is why men gotta run the world, bro.
Women be lying.
Holy shit!
Women can be beautiful on the inside.
Yeah, you want the clown mask?
They can be beautiful on the inside?
Yeah!
What's wrong with inner beauty?
And you know what?
I don't want to be a leader.
You know what?
You can open the door and pay half the bill.
How about that?
If that's like what you're into and that's what you want, I don't want that.
Oh, you don't want that?
Okay, we don't want fat hoes then.
That's your right.
But there's a man that likes thick women out there.
Some men can say that's not true.
There are a couple men out there that they like it.
Listen, we understand that.
Yes.
A Slow Tuesday.
They're not taking a vote.
The option and the ability to get attractive women, they will go with the attractive women.
Men are only as faithful as their options.
Generally, yes.
Okay, so what do you mean?
It's not their type, it's what they can attract or what they take.
You're just saying that there's no men out there, that that's their type, and that's not true.
Like, there are men out there.
It's not their real type.
It's not.
Listen, I got niggas from Nigeria, like my homies.
They like to fuck fat bitches at home.
Yes, they do.
But hold on, they go out with models when they go out.
Yeah.
Okay.
But they like fat bitches.
Behind closed doors.
Behind closed doors.
I like fat niggas behind closed doors.
But they're not wifing them.
I'm going to get roasted if I keep talking.
No, but that's their type.
That's what they're into.
They're giving them some dick and then they're leaving them.
Damn, man.
Because that's who they want to get the dick.
Yo, y'all argue harder for fat girls than going to the gym.
This shit is crazy.
Can I talk?
If y'all took this effort and went to the gym and dieted, it would be great.
I'm like, they're burning calories arguing about this.
Can I speak?
Not enough.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Any more last thoughts?
No.
Man, she's too nice.
I know.
You were doing so well.
Why?
What else am I supposed to say?
Some controversial shit.
No, just call her that bitch.
I don't have anything up my sleeve.
No.
She's fat.
Just call her fat.
I think she's beautiful and she's confident.
What was beautiful about her?
Thank you.
Her confidence.
Real quick.
She was just standing.
You can't feel confidence from here.
What do you mean?
Oh, we're talking about Moneybagg Yose?
Yes.
Oh, I don't know her.
You just said she has inner beauty.
Yeah, she might.
How the fuck do you know that?
Because I don't think that beauty is only what's on the outside.
I know a lot of beautiful women that are horrible.
Yeah.
Okay.
You guys want a model that's a piece of shit?
Yeah, more than a fat bitch.
Well, that's on you.
Well, personality does matter, but we're just saying like, outwardly looking, you're gonna say like, nah, I don't care to know her personality at all.
What are you arguing, man?
No, I'm just saying, I think that there's a difference between external beauty and internal beauty.
And you can be the most beautiful girl in the room and be not a good Frank fan.
That's just...
I agree.
What about you?
It's amazing how...
I want a provider.
That's pretty simple, right?
It's like, yo, provider, yes or no.
But with that shit, it's inner beauty, good person, all this other crap.
But does that matter to you?
Like, if you're selecting a wife and she...
Looks come first every single time.
Okay, so I could be a horrible wife to you.
I could be literally cheating on you.
Hold on, hold on.
Looks come first and then everything after that.
Everything else after that.
Okay.
Initially, I agree.
I'm not saying that that's the only premise to judge a woman on, though.
I'm saying that there's other factors.
Are you a man?
No.
I like it, though, because it's a really girly thing to lie about that and talk about interviewing.
It shows that she still is feminine, you know?
Because, like, if the cameras are off, there's no mics, you're going to be like, yeah, bitch, it's fat, you know?
You're doing this public thing because you're sitting with a good posture.
It's okay.
It shows female nature that women don't like to tell the truth about certain things.
Right.
So it's a good thing.
Soften the blow.
Thank you, Myron.
Myron.
Sorry.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
Just shut up until it's your turn, please.
Yeah, you suck, man.
Yeah, man, just shut up until it's your turn.
All right, what about you?
Goddamn.
I just think if you guys are going to ask for women's opinions, you guys need to be open to their opinions instead of being so heavily opinionated.
Okay, what was the opinion that you disagreed with?
We got you.
Go ahead.
No, I'm saying you guys are asking girls questions to hear their feedbacks and their opinions.
But opinions can be incorrect.
Of course!
But you guys just have to be open to their response because you guys are asking for it, you know?
If it's incorrect, why don't we correct them?
Excuse me?
If the opinion is incorrect.
No, you're proving my point right though because I'm just making a statement and you're trying to prove me wrong and I'm not even speaking of right or wrong.
You're just asking a question.
Exactly.
You're saying that the women give opinions and I'm just saying like, yeah, we might challenge their opinions because it's incorrect.
Yes.
What's wrong with that?
You guys just have to be open to what they have to say.
But you guys are very heavily opinionated.
Well, here's the difference.
In order for me to understand your opinion and argue back against it, I must understand it.
And I must hear it.
Yes, and you have to be open to understand it.
Well, I am open because I'm listening to it, and then I'm like, well, that's not correct.
Exactly, because everybody has a different opinion.
But opinions could be wrong.
Yes, of course, that's why they're opinions.
Even yours.
What opinion did I give was wrong?
That I was fat.
That was wrong.
You weigh 185 pounds.
Just because you think I'm fat?
That's your opinion.
I don't think I'm fat.
That's my opinion.
You are clinically obese.
And she is too, and she is too, and she is too, and she is too.
What about it?
No, you are clinically obese.
Obese.
And they are too.
That does not change the fact that you are still clinically obese.
Obese.
I think she's right.
I think you guys are a little too hard on the girls because you guys just want to be assholes.
I'm telling the truth!
The truth?
That you think I'm a fat ass?
You know what's crazy?
We're harder on guys.
Way harder on guys than we are on girls.
No, you're harder on girls than you are on guys.
You should see what we say during the day.
You should see our daytime show.
It's even worse.
Way worse.
Here's the thing, ladies.
Just so you understand, opinions can be wrong and not everyone's opinion is valid.
See, here's the problem.
We live in this crazy world where everyone thinks that their opinion is valid.
A lot of times your opinion isn't valid, especially if it's not true.
I agree.
So why are you mad at us for criticizing your opinion?
I'm not mad at nobody.
You guys asked for my feedback, and I'm giving it to you guys.
Amen.
But I'm not mad.
Hold on, hold on.
So you don't like that we correct when you guys are wrong?
It's not even that I don't like it.
It's just my opinion, my statement on, my feedback on the show.
So your opinion is wrong then.
Wrong opinion then.
Yeah, so what is it?
Okay, give it to us straight.
What is your actual opinion then?
That we listen to your opinions and criticize your opinions?
No, you guys just asked my feedback from the show and I'm just being honest instead of being like...
Okay, what is it?
Give it to us for what is it then?
I already told you.
One more time.
Break it down for me, bitch.
You guys are just very heavily opinionated and you guys are asking for people's opinions.
So you guys just have to be open to understanding their opinion.
Okay.
Exactly like we're open to hearing you guys out.
Well, here's the difference.
Most of what we said was facts, most of what you said was opinions, and a lot of them were wrong.
Yeah.
But how do you determine they're wrong?
Because a fact can be independently verified.
We just pulled up some stats about BMI. We have a whole list of facts.
It's irrefutable that she is obese.
I'm a dumb trainer.
It's irrefutable.
That is an absolute flat fact.
Black and white, she's obese clinically.
And I'm black and white too.
Yes, with opinions.
Because I'm technically obese, but people wouldn't consider me a fat ass.
We're not like, this is a fat ass.
This bitch right here with her fat ass fucking lips.
No, we're not saying none of that to nobody.
So if you feel like I'm fat, that's your opinion.
It doesn't matter if it's a fact or not.
It's your opinion.
Because people look at me and actually they're bigger than me.
So they may think I'm skinny.
What does other people being even more obese than you have to do with you being obese?
That is none of your business if I'm obese.
That is none of your business if I'm obese.
If you think I'm fat, keep it to yourself.
It's a fact, though.
You are obese.
Keep it to yourself.
Numbers don't lie.
Keep it to yourself.
Women clearly do.
160.
You're 185.
Yeah.
Okay?
Anything else?
You're obese.
And you have a small dick.
She did say she's going to the gym, guys.
Damn, poorly.
Why can't we talk about your dick if you want to talk about my stomach?
Have you seen it?
It's small.
I heard.
From who?
From females.
Which females?
The ones that you fucked.
Who were they?
Which ones?
Multiple.
The skinny ones.
Give us a name.
Go ahead.
The skinny girls who take skinny dicks.
Give us facts.
Which one?
I'm just saying, pull out your dick, baby.
I've got it on the scale.
Pull out your dick.
I can see your print.
It don't look like it's popping at all.
Where?
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, Angie!
Chris, can you close that?
I love how she's trying to like...
My man has a big dick.
Come on, Angie.
Come on.
You know, it's interesting, bro, how...
I'm saying a fact.
I'm just saying your pants are really fucking tight.
And your dick isn't even showing.
You can't tell from someone's pants, by the way.
Yes, you can.
I'll tell you this.
I can tell from the scale that you are clinically obese.
And I jumped on it so you can see.
Hold on.
That is a fact, not an opinion.
You guys gave opinions.
We stated mostly facts.
And I'm still waiting for you guys to give us an opinion that was incorrect that we gave.
Mostly what we said was facts.
You guys just don't like the fact that we corrected you on your incorrect opinions.
Yeah, I don't like the fact that your dick is small either.
I mean...
Oh my goodness.
She has like three girls.
I say fact, she gives two girls.
I could go all night.
I mean, I could roast you back, but you're going to cry if I roast you.
I know, I'm going to go home and think about it.
I'm going to go to the gym at four o'clock in the morning.
You don't want me to roast you, man.
You don't want me to roast you.
Because I got fat jokes for days.
All I do is I professionally make fun of fat people, to be honest with you.
Angie, come on.
Okay, you don't want this.
What about you?
Thoughts on the show?
I think it was good.
It was definitely way better than the last one I was on.
Oh, you were on before?
Yeah, she was.
Oh, did you say your body count in the last one?
I was curious.
No, but I'll say it.
What is it?
10.
Stop the cow!
Shit.
How old are you?
21.
Stop the cow!
10 to 21?
Mm-hmm.
Fuck.
How many girls have you fucked?
What is your body count?
I don't know personally.
You fuck too many?
I'm not sure what it is.
I'm not sure what it is.
How many girls do you fuck a day?
What?
How many girls do you fuck a day?
Yes.
I don't want to tell you.
Why do you keep asking me between me and my new girl Pearl?
And also, you didn't realize if she has a high body count, it's not the same as her having a high body count.
Why not?
His dick's still getting wet.
Her pussy's still getting wet.
Can you leave me and Pearl alone?
She doesn't look like Pearl.
It's fine.
You're so big mad like you're mad big.
It's just, please, just stop.
I'm here all night tapping integrity, baby.
You shouldn't be here all night.
You should go to the gym after this, man.
I already said I was.
Do you want to come with me?
Absolutely not.
We might find a skinny bitch there.
I already did.
Oh, you think they're going to give it to you?
Oh, shit.
And not if you keep talking.
You're kind of making them upset.
It's just ruining it.
Oh, well then let me not stop.
Yo, you're body counting to triple digits.
I already know.
If you think so.
Her food count is.
I thought Miami was spitting the whole time.
I could understand what she was getting at.
You go her?
Yeah.
Miami.
Can you explain it then?
Yeah, can you translate the retardedness?
That part that she said about me, can you translate it?
Yeah.
Because I really didn't get it.
Bro, stop.
Beast like that.
Unless I'm...
No, no, no.
I'm just trying to understand you.
What are you mad for?
I can't remember it, though.
I'm not mad, baby.
You are mad.
Okay.
Hold on.
This is her segment.
Let her finish.
Translate the retarded knees, please.
No, she actually has really good points, and especially for someone who isn't an English speaker as her primary language, she does really well.
Okay, name one thing, good point that she made.
So she was saying, somebody asked about buying a house with cash, and she's like, well, you wouldn't have to pay taxes, right?
And so maybe she doesn't understand the way the taxes are here, but she wasn't technically wrong in getting there because, you know, people think of using cash as going under the table with taxes.
So she wasn't wrong.
That wasn't a point.
That was 100% wrong.
There's a reason why they say the only thing that you can't avoid death and taxes.
Well, I knew where she was getting.
Where she was coming from.
What?
Coming from?
I think she might just say interest instead of taxes and she's just agreeing with her.
Any last thoughts?
That's it.
I'm happy with this.
Your last thought was to defend a retard.
She probably did make interest.
She probably did.
What the fuck?
Well, I think she's smarter than she's letting us know, hopefully.
She spelled Miami with an E. Room temperature IQ. It's real, bro.
I trust you, bro.
E is E. Don't say the E like Z. Like I say it.
She's cooking, she's cooking.
Say it again.
The letter E with the point.
The letter E with the point?
It's got E. It's all E. Bitch.
Exactly.
And you're on E. Okay.
No.
She's cute though.
She's cute.
Oh, man.
Yeah, she is cute.
I agree.
You are cute.
I'm getting your number.
You're cute.
What about you?
You like girls?
No.
No.
What about you?
Maybe it won't work for you then.
Well, this pretty much...
She's like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
It turned out to be like a fat talk, I guess, at the end of the whole podcast.
What are your thoughts on fat people?
I'm sorry if you got offended, but you are...
At least I didn't leave the chat like the other girl.
So, give me my credit.
I gotta offend it, but I'm gonna work on it.
Exactly, that's good.
That's good for you.
If you work on your work, that's also too.
Yeah, let's get it twisted.
But that's gonna start just letting you know that it's gonna start by you.
No matter how much you get, you're the one that needs to go to the gym and lose that weight.
Nobody's gonna do it for you.
Yeah, thank you.
So, yeah.
Thoughts of the show.
It turned out to be a fat talk and we could have gone, I guess, on different topics.
What did you want to talk about?
Oh, no.
There was a point that we were talking about education.
So, the education here in America.
Oh.
Yeah, basically you just want to reflect that you took better classes in Venezuela than there in America.
No, no.
I'm educated.
Yeah, cool.
Sick.
Alright, trainer?
I'm like, okay.
Not to be an asshole, but men don't care about education in women, unfortunately.
No, that's okay.
I mean, that's your point.
I mean, do you prefer her to go out on a date or someone that needs a little bit more?
The shocking thing is, like, you know, I'd rather...
If she's quiet, then...
Yeah.
Over a girl that's going to talk a lot.
She's going to be quiet?
Wait, really?
So wait, what are you about to do on the date the whole time?
I'll just, I don't know, like...
Just yap yourself?
No, I'll just ask questions and be like, oh, okay.
But then she doesn't like talking, so it's just silent the whole time?
No, I just ask questions that...
She would respond, though.
Yeah, she would.
I personally hate carrying a date because I'm like, I should be streaming this.
I should be monetizing this date right now.
I'm yapping too much for free.
I'm showing it to display a point that, like...
Looks will take a girl a lot farther than her education, is my point.
But when you're going to date, what's the point of it?
To learn about the girl, right?
Yeah, to escalate.
I'll put it this way.
I'll go out with her over an ugly girl that's intelligent.
Sorry.
You know what I mean?
Whereas for a woman, a girl might pick a guy that's interesting and shit, and not the most handsome over, a guy that's handsome, but really fucking dull.
Men and women are different.
We prioritize looks way higher than you guys do.
I mean, because at the end of the day, you're also thinking about fucking, so you don't fucking carry.
Exactly.
And your education and your money does nothing for me, so it's like, what the fuck?
You still ain't gonna split the bill with me, right?
I know, but you're gonna sit on the beach.
You still want me to be a leader, right?
You still want me to be dominant, right?
So what does your education in these are all masculine things?
You still want like a good conversation somewhat on a date?
Yeah, but she don't gotta be educated to do that, bro.
Like the skinny liar, she could carry like an intellectual, like she could talk about her travels.
Yeah, I know, but it'd be more entertaining than sitting like with like a dumb skank who can't like, doesn't know anything besides the letter E. Well, she don't gotta be, you're going on extremes, like she don't gotta be a dumb skank, but at the same time, I don't need her to be, I don't need her to have like a mass degree either.
Not a master's degree, but somewhat of an intelligent conversation.
I would just hate to be stuck a Saturday night.
I get to relax and I'm just sitting next to a girl who's just ditzy.
Me and you both know this.
The most attractive girls are almost always not intelligent.
Facts.
It's the truth.
I hate to say it like that, but it's just a painful truth.
They're just not that smart.
Stupid.
Because they don't have to develop themselves.
Oh, I'm hot.
Guys, invite me on boats and give me money just for existing.
Even if you're fat.
How do you keep bringing it back to you being fat?
I'm just saying, like, you still could go on boats and stuff even if you're fat.
You're going to tip over the boat.
Like, it's just not going to...
It never happened before.
Okay.
Well, I'll tell you this.
That's the one thing that she's being honest about.
Because, yeah, big girls get invited to shit, too, which is crazy.
But, yeah.
Okay.
Well, what about you, Ms.
Trainer?
Take us home.
I think this podcast was productive.
It was fun.
I had a great time.
I think the girls were very talkative and I got to talk this time.
I got told to shut up today, which is great because last time I didn't talk enough.
Shut up, bitch!
Damn, okay.
I'm joking, relax.
I understood her more than you.
Which is crazy, by the way.
But, uh, cool.
What about you?
Well, thankful for the opportunity to be on the show.
I hope that even though, like, I said a couple mean things, I hope you guys liked, um, the, like, I hope your customers who's paying you guys liked us.
Because...
Well, these paying...
Supporters.
Supporters.
Donations.
She looks everything through a thought lens, man.
It's crazy.
Everyone's a trick.
Customers.
That's a sex worker.
She looks everything through a sex worker lens, man.
It's crazy.
Well, it costs to...
To be the boss.
Not only that, to wake up, to go to sleep, to eat, to drink, to do anything that you want to do, even to be a baddie.
So, I'm very thankful for people who help...
I'm very thankful to earn my own money.
And that's why I just have that hustle mind.
Every time I think about something, I think about money.
But I like the show.
I felt like you guys were a little rude to fat girls, and I don't think you guys will have a fat girl on the show again.
Unless you guys want to clown her.
But I don't feel unconfident.
I felt a little uncomfortable, but it's just something that works on, and I talk about it every day.
You felt uncomfortable?
You twerk like six times.
You looked at everybody's dick print.
We were uncomfortable.
Uncomfortable is like peeking over people's jeans to see how tight they are.
At least we told you the truth.
I told you the truth, too.
I can't see your dick through your tight-ass pants.
I felt richly profiled because I'm black.
I have a big dick.
Well, I can see your print, so good job.
Oh, shit.
I want to get out of my room.
You guys are looking at my stomach print, so why can't I look at your dick print?
Well, I mean, you are clinically obese.
It's black and white.
You clinically have a small dick.
I can see it through my own eyes.
Oh, shit.
Bro, what?
But yeah, sorry about the little disrespectful slur.
It's just because you guys want to disrespect me.
I treat people how they treat me.
We're just telling you the truth.
You're clinically obese.
And I'm going to tell the truth too.
I think you have a small dick.
Well, one's verifiably true and the other one is not.
So, congratulations.
It's a fact.
You are clinically obese.
Alright.
Thank you, y'all, for thinking I'm clinically obese.
You are.
Thank you for coming.
It's a fact.
You are.
My thoughts are that I'm honestly a little unhappy because I don't eat enough food to be too skinny.
I need to eat like Protein only.
And you have to be happy because your fat goes to your legs.
For real, girls don't have booties.
How many of y'all have a butt in here?
My butt weighs more than y'all.
You can grow your butt.
But you can't fix your face unless you have surgery.
So get prettier, baby.
Because you want to talk about my body, let's talk about your face.
I'm just saying, you guys want to talk about stupid stuff, let's talk stupid.
Do it.
Just like she called out a girl, we could really get active in this bitch.
You want to see a show?
See a show.
Call me a fat, ugly bitch if you want to, and I'm going to call you an ugly bitch too.
You said I was fat, so I think you're ugly.
For real, bro.
I love how she responded with, you're ugly because...
Because I'm fat.
You're ugly because I'm fat.
Let's ask the customers to see what they do.
She's just saying, if I'm fat, then you're ugly.
It's so quick to say you're so ugly or so this, but then the other side is like, do you have a loose pussy?
Personality matters.
You're coming at her right now.
And this is why girls don't talk your thoughts in public.
They say it behind a person's back.
Oh, shit.
I mean, realistically, this is why they don't do it.
Say it behind my back if you don't want to get talked shit to.
What she's saying is verifiably true, though.
You are obese.
Okay, well, it's verifiably true that you're ugly as fuck.
Oh, shit.
That's actually not true.
I would say, objectively speaking, most men would find her attractive.
Some people think that she's ugly.
Some people think that she's ugly.
I would be willing to bet a majority of men would find her attractive.
I bet a majority of men would find me attractive.
Let's build in the comments.
Have the chat reply.
That's debatable.
I mean, we can ask the chat right now.
We got 32,000 people in here.
That's 32,000 people.
I've already been seeing the chat.
They said I'm a fat, ugly bitch.
They would probably think she's more attractive than you are.
Give her a W if she's attractive and L if she's a whale.
Okay, let's see.
Well, just make sure that you put everybody's opinions in here.
W or L. W or L. Let's see here.
Well, make sure you put everybody's opinions in here.
Well, well.
Well, well, well, well.
Okay, that's a bunch of L's right there.
The chat froze!
Oh my god!
30,000 people in here telling you to turn out.
Goddamn, bro.
In any case, it was her turn.
Anything else?
She just loves the attention.
I just want to say that you have to do intermittent fasting because when your body is so busy processing food, you become stupid.
Have you ever had a dream?
Is your body processing food right now because you've said some stupid shit?
What the fuck, man?
You can do so.
Okay, we're gonna let you walk with that.
Ignorance is bliss, guys.
We're walking with it, alright?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Say something and hurt my feelings.
Say it.
No, I'm just saying ignorance is bliss.
I wish I was you.
Have you ever had a dream?
You gonna take that from her?
Honestly, she called her out.
She said, bitch, fight me, and she didn't want no smoke.
I just know in a second I'd probably drop you, but there's no reason to do that.
Then why are you commenting about her?
Why if you're a real trainer, why you don't say, like, oh, let me help you.
I'm the trainer.
She did say that in the beginning.
You're actually stupid.
I'm just going to say it.
You're just dumb as shit, bro.
It only took you about three hours.
I think you guys should fight it out.
Thank you, baby.
You guys should wrestle.
No, I don't fight.
Wrestle?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't fight.
You guys want to arm wrestle?
Yeah, yeah.
I do take jiu-jitsu, though, so, I mean, I don't fight.
Triangle choker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
She's a psychologist, but she called me stupid.
I mean, I do take psychology, too.
But she's a psychologist.
I don't know.
I do take psychology.
Okay, but you're calling me stupid.
And you're a certified dumbass.
Okay.
Okay.
You're like nearly hurting my feelings.
I don't have feelings.
You should be helping people.
Ignorance is bliss, guys.
You should be helping people.
She's cooking.
You should be helping people.
Your psychology.
I'm not graduated yet.
Damn, she didn't even graduate?
I didn't graduate yet.
I can only help you lose weight, but you don't need help with that, so.
Damn, okay, you guys are friends now.
I mean, I'm friends with everybody here.
I don't got beef.
I'm not mad.
Man, girls are fucking...
I don't have beef, but I will talk shit back.
How are you going to let that Jamaican white girl, like, how are you going to let her talk to you like that?
No charisma, no funniness.
Y'all are weak, man.
If I was you, I wouldn't take that one.
Come on, Fresco.
Are you happy?
Yeah.
I'm happy for you.
Okay, let's go.
Where can they find you, bro?
You already know.
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We pushed it from December 9th.
We've been working really hard.
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We got the whole team in Miami right now.
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You're going to get access to a secret video and also a private Zoom call.
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But what we're building is big, and it's going to exceed the expectations.
I've been pushing it over month after month to try to build the best product possible, and I'm very happy with what we got to see.
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All right.
That was an entertaining show.
Definitely.
We'll be back on Friday.
Call-in show.
Call-in show, and then we'll have an after-hours for y'all.
Maybe we'll do something different for the after hours.
We'll see what happens.
Classic one here.
Classic Jose goes, do a reaction on me getting sexually assaulted at my job.
Got her on camera.
Nah.
He's promoting his...
Nigga, what the hell?
Nah, fine.
Nah, fine.
No, bro.
Come on, man.
Dude, forget that shit.
You already know they're not going to give a fuck, man.
Go to HR, but they ain't going to do nothing.
Anyway, guys, yeah.
We'll check you guys out on Friday.
All the girls' Instagrams are below.
Feel free to send them a dick pic.
I'm sure they'd appreciate it.
And we'll catch you guys on the next episode of Fresh and Fit.