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Dec. 7, 2023 - Fresh & Fit
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He Spent 300k On A Yacht & Didn't Smash?!
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Thank you.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Hit Podcast.
After our edition of Joy and Five Loving Ladies, let's get into it.
Let's go.
Look at you.
Who money cares, bro?
Get out.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is what I see.
I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it.
It's like a night.
All right.
We are back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Fresh and Fit podcast after hours edition.
We're joined with five little ladies, but quick announcement before we get to the show.
Number one, guys, rumble.com slash freshfit.
As you guys know, that is the home base, so if we ever get canceled, you know exactly where to find us.
Rumble.com slash freshandfit.
Also, castleclub.tv, guys, where you can get all the behind-the-scenes content, whether it's a Frank Castle or...
Other stuff, you know.
You're missing the pre-shows, man.
That's the best part, bro.
It's the most funny and hilarious.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys are able to kind of meet the girls before the show and see what goes on behind the scenes.
You guys can see all the production that goes into it.
You might have even seen a little bit of the new Fed Reaction Room in there.
So, yeah, man.
All the up-to-date stuff is over there on castleclub.tv.
And then also, guys, check me out on Twitter, Unplugged Fit X. As you guys know, I'm growing this thing.
We're trying to get to 100K. Before the end of the year.
I don't know if we're going to hit that goal, but we're going to be pretty close.
Or at least halfway.
So I made it about a month ago, guys.
Let's get it.
Unplugged Fidex.
You guys want me to talk about other things on there?
So I'm talking about other things on there.
Geopolitics.
What's going on in the world.
Social media slash current events.
All that stuff.
I comment on it.
I'm tweeting like three to five times a day.
So yeah, man.
Check me out over there.
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Go check it out.
And then vlogs as well.
We're back doing vlogs.
Lifestyle vlogs.
Fun vlogs.
They're back.
Got my new car.
Someone hit it.
Tragic, I know.
But we'll work on it.
Other fun videos, lifestyle videos, go check it out.
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Be like-minded, be in the brotherhood, be better.
Cool.
Alright, let's go ahead and introduce the ladies.
And then Chris, of course.
Oh, shit.
My bad Chris, I forgot about you.
Yeah, I know, right?
Ayo, Chad, we have a show during our buzz week, so...
Oh my god, bro.
Bro, this guy always finds a way to fucking...
So, you know, it was hard, but we have a show, guys.
Could've been canceled, but now we're here.
Girls, Zimmy and Aaron Seapoxon on IG, if you want to go on to our show, and let's make it happen.
I love him clapping his back.
That's funny, y'all.
To be fair, it is a hefty wink wink week, so I get why it's tough.
So I get it, Chris.
Good job.
Well, the audience is probably like, what the fuck?
Guys, Art Basel is a huge event that goes on in Miami in December.
People from all over the world come here.
All the art weirdos come here pretty much into Miami, and there's a bunch of events, parties, situations.
Yeah, bro.
Let's be honest, man.
All the weird niggas come in December.
Last year, somebody bought a banana for, like, what?
I think 100k plus?
Yeah, like, a banana, bro.
All the dudes that wear trash bags and shit and call it art, like, all them weird niggas show up here.
So that's what's going on right now in Miami.
So obviously, you know, but the thing is, they, like, throw parties.
There's events.
There's showings and all this other shit.
I'll say this.
For networking, it's a good place to be.
Yeah.
It's the biggest thing that Miami hosts pretty much.
It's the biggest thing, actually.
In the world.
Yeah, it's the biggest art.
Is it the biggest art thing in the world?
Yeah, it's like the biggest in the world, man.
Oh, okay.
Kind of with that one, but okay.
Yeah.
So some of y'all might be like, what the fuck are you talking about?
That's what Art Basel is.
It's Miami's biggest thing.
But without further ado, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what we do for a living, day status, and what, of course.
Your body count.
We're going to start right here.
Welcome.
Hi, thank you so much.
Well, my name is Valerie.
I'm 23 years old, and I'm from Venezuela.
Oh, Chama.
Okay.
There you go.
What do you do at work?
Okay, so my main job is being a violinist, singer, and I'm also a model here in Miami.
You said violinist?
Violinist.
Oh, violin.
Okay.
The violin.
And you live here now?
Yeah, I live here now.
Okay.
You said violin, model, and what's the last thing?
Singer.
Okay.
So you're a musician, pretty much.
Yeah, I'm a musician, pretty much.
I'm a model as well.
I'm modeling for Art Basel as well.
Oh, okay.
All right.
That makes sense.
Can you sing?
Right now?
Yeah.
What do you want me to sing?
Anything you got.
Your best rendition.
Go ahead.
In English, Spanish, or?
We want English because we don't know Spanish that well.
Okay, okay, okay.
Can you give me any sound recommendations?
Moriah Carey.
Mariah Carey.
Okay.
Beyonce.
I don't know.
Somebody.
Okay.
Let me see.
Oh.
All I want for Christmas is you.
Well.
All right.
Okay.
Chris.
That's the wrong theme, bro.
I thought it was a bar.
I thought it was hooks.
You see that ski mask?
It's already on.
He just put that shit on.
Brand new ski mask.
That shit's already stretched out, man.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's gone.
Alright.
That was pretty good.
Thank you, thank you.
Alright, what's your highest education level completed?
My highest education?
Yeah.
You have a bachelor's degree or high school diploma?
Well, I just finished my GED. I didn't just finish.
I finished my GED back in 2018.
Okay.
And I graduated to be a music teacher, especially in the voice area.
Okay, so you're a vocal coach as well.
Exactly.
Kind of.
Okay.
What's your relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
And then, are your parents still together?
Yeah, my parents are still together.
Alright.
How long have they been married?
Let's see.
If I'm 23, they're like 23, 24, 25, 26.
Like 28 years old.
28 years?
28 years together, so sorry.
Okay.
And they're back in Venezuela?
No, they're here.
They're here?
Okay.
You had something, Chris?
Body count?
Body count?
That's confidential.
Okay.
Alright.
Birth control?
Birth control?
Are you on birth control, yes or no?
No, not exactly.
She wants kids, awesome.
What about you?
I see what you're doing fresh.
You haven't asked that one in a minute.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hello, my name is Olivia.
I'm 21 years old.
I have a clothing business and I just relocated to Miami.
But I'm from California.
What part of Calvary are you from?
LA. Okay.
Uh-oh.
Red flag.
Okay.
And you said you have a clothing business?
Yes, I have a clothing business.
It's like bathing suits, beachwear.
It's perfect for Miami and LA. Okay.
All right.
What is your highest education level completed?
Just the high school diploma.
Okay.
And then relationship status?
Single.
All right.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Divorce?
They've never been together.
I don't know my dad.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Are you Mexican?
No, Puerto Rican and Native American.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I got a lot.
Could have fooled me.
In L.A.? He said in L.A. What kind of Native American are you?
Or you don't know?
Apache?
Apache tribe, I believe.
It's from my grandmother's side, so I'm not really too sure.
She passed away, so...
Okay.
Do you get, like, any native benefits or anything like that, or no?
No, I haven't signed up for that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Alright, and then, are you on birth control?
No.
Wait, what if you have kids?
No kids, though.
No kids.
No, but wouldn't they get benefits, too, if you have kids?
Yeah, I mean, if you can prove your blood, yeah, you can get, yeah.
There's, like, Native Americans get, like, 6 to 10k a month.
Damn!
Yeah, and they can live on a reservation for free.
Hey, niggas, get her, bro.
I mean, bro, we kind of took their land.
You know, we kind of just took their shit, so it's like, alright, here's some reservations.
Sounds familiar.
What was that?
Sounds familiar.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Stop it.
It does sound familiar.
Stop it, Mo.
Doesn't it?
I'm sorry.
I know.
We're on YouTube.
I see what he did there.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
You're pushing this agenda forward, nigga.
Hey, man.
Okay.
What about you?
I'm Linda.
I'm from Toronto, and I'm 25.
Okay.
So, do you live here now?
I do live here now.
Okay.
And how long have you been here?
Two months.
What do you do for work?
I own a small accounting business and I model and dance.
Okay.
Wait, you dance what?
Like dance like, oh, I dance like on stage like with performers and stuff like that.
Not stripping?
No.
So it's like pop lock-in and stuff like that?
Yep.
What kind of dancing specifically?
Hip-hop, central R&B, contemporary hip-hop.
You could dance dance.
A little bit.
Oh, the black music.
Yeah.
Can you show us a display real quick?
Yeah.
There's something, man.
Why can I dance?
That's different.
I got rhythm.
What?
Yo, what's up, bro?
Yo, what the fuck, man?
That's what you can put on the Court of Combat music instead of dance.
That's funny.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Highest education level completed?
I have my bachelor's degree in accounting.
Okay.
And where'd you get it from?
College in Canada.
Okay.
What's the name of it?
Fanshawe College.
Fanshawe?
Yeah.
Okay.
She's a pog.
I think she is, bro.
Definitely.
Wait, what does pog stand for again?
Fat-ass white girl.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Trust me, I know.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
How long have they been divorced?
Uh, probably...
Forever.
Uh, ten years?
Okay.
So like when you went to high school, they divorced?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then are you on birth control?
No.
Okay.
More kids.
Got it.
I want babies.
Whoa.
Fresh.
Careful, niggas.
Careful.
Oh, and then relationship status?
Single.
Single?
There we go.
Yeah.
Definitely single.
Especially on the boat.
Why?
Just kidding.
All right.
What about you?
Me?
Yes.
Welcome back, Ms.
Green.
Oh, thanks.
I haven't been back for a while.
I wonder why.
Uh, I forgot why.
Don't remind me though.
Okay, so I'm 27 and I'm a bottle girl.
Well, what's your name for the people?
I'm Susie.
Okay.
Stupid.
I guess I'm stupid.
Where are you from originally?
I was born in California, but my parents are Mexican and Colombian.
Okay.
Uh, what part of California are you from?
The Central Coast, 805.
Shout out to the 805.
Is that L.A.? No, that's in between LA and San Francisco.
In the middle.
Shout out.
805.
What's the name of the town?
Santa Maria.
Oh yeah.
You've been there fresh?
No, but I know girls from there.
No way.
Cool.
And they're crazy.
What?
Like yourself.
The population is so small, you do not know anybody from there.
It's like 100,000.
I do.
Send me their IGs.
I'm going to be like, who the fuck is that?
Okay.
I'm going to investigate.
And then you said for work, you're a bottle girl?
I'm a bottle girl, but I also trade stocks and options.
You're a bottle girl?
Yeah.
At what club?
I'm not going to see it online.
I'll tell you, like, after the show, but...
I have stalkers.
You're a bottle girl?
Bruh.
I have stalkers.
I'm not going to say it on the fucking podcast.
Come on now.
You can tell me.
Yo, I'll be outside.
I'm like, is that Susie?
God damn, Susie.
Just stay inside, man.
You see me, like, once, like, every three months.
You don't really see me.
Bruh, I see you a lot.
The last time you saw me was at Cocoa.
See?
I saw you at the spot down here in Brickell on Wednesdays.
First to be outside, man.
Yeah, I saw you a lot, man.
He's gonna catch you outside if you're outside.
But that was three months ago.
That was a long time ago.
And that's the last time you saw me out.
Except your G-Wagon got crashed.
What?
No, it didn't.
What are you talking about?
In the beginning of the show, you said your car got, like, something.
That's the Lambo.
And it didn't get crashed.
It got fender bender.
Oh, well somebody said your D-Wagon got crashed, so my bad.
Alright, so no more unemployment then?
No.
Okay, good.
Yeah, but I was on that for like a long time.
So like, I'm happy.
Alright.
Because I deserved it.
I worked so hard and it was like so stupid.
Like, I wanted to work.
Yeah.
Susan, you need help, man.
How do I need help?
You need something, man.
I wanted to work, but the COVID shutdowns, California, it was so horrible.
Yeah, excuses, yeah.
It's not excuses.
I seriously wanted to work.
I was so angry.
What were you doing prior when they shut you down?
When they shut down.
What were you doing for work when they shut down?
I worked for LA County.
What were you doing?
I was unemployed.
I worked for social services.
Okay, so you worked for the county and then they made you.
Yeah, but they laid me off and then you can only make so much on unemployment.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, I remember?
There's a limit.
There's a limit to it.
Yeah, obviously there's a limit.
I'm like, I'm not going to live off of like whatever they're going to give me.
Like, open everything up.
That's why I moved to Florida because I'm like, okay, everything's open here.
I'm going to look for a job in Florida.
And I moved here.
More kinds of finesse.
I didn't finesse anybody.
I know.
All right.
Highest education level completed?
Bachelor's with a minor in business management.
Okay.
Where'd you get it from?
California State University, Northridge.
Okay.
Bears?
No, matadors.
Okay.
I'm thinking of Cal.
No, it's in Northridge.
Okay.
Who's the Bears, though?
Northridge, that's Cal.
Oh, just Cal.
Cal Berkeley.
Yeah, that's where my sister goes.
Relationship status.
Like the Facebook relationship status that says in a relationship, but it's complicated.
So I think like, I don't know, like maybe like single.
I don't know, like maybe like single, so like it's complicated.
I don't know.
Alright, so who doesn't want to commit?
Do you not want to commit or does he not want to commit?
No, it's like, it's complicated.
It's weird.
I don't even want to talk about it, but it's complicated.
That's all I'm gonna say.
It's complicated.
It's weird.
Okay, so it's complicated.
Yeah, it's complicated.
She belongs to the street.
No, I don't.
No, I don't.
Really?
Yo, my IG says otherwise.
Oh, shit.
What does IG say, Chris?
She belongs to the world.
What?
I mean, you're taking flights outside and shit like that.
But that was a few months ago.
That wasn't even recent, though.
Okay, so let's pay for that.
But that was a few months ago.
No, no, who's paying for that though?
The guy that I was dating.
Okay.
The one that I'm like, it's...
Did he buy you that bank leave too?
Uh, maybe?
Oh!
Okay.
But, okay, so the guy that it's like complicated with, he's the one that took me on the trips.
Do I know him?
No.
I mean, I don't know who you know.
How am I supposed to know who you know?
Okay.
It's a small place.
Yeah, you know him.
Small world, okay.
Yep.
I'll figure it out.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Okay.
So that's who it's complicated with?
Yeah.
Okay.
Are you pressing together?
They are.
Wait, Chad wants to see her IG. It's private.
Oh, she made it private?
It is private.
Oh, shit.
Did he make you do that?
No, I'm just private.
I don't accept anything.
Susie!
Come on, man.
No, I am private because, you know, I don't accept anybody that I don't know anymore.
Anymore.
Anymore!
There you go.
What?
That was a lie.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
No, no, no.
Just anymore was funny.
Anymore is probably recent.
That was the funny part.
Anymore is recent, probably.
That was the funny part.
No, because if I don't know you, why would I accept you?
We trying to hide.
Anymore.
I'm not trying to hide anything, but, you know.
If I don't know you, then why would I accept you?
Alright.
I don't know.
How long your parents have been married?
38 years.
Goddamn!
Alright.
Are you on birth control?
No.
Abortions?
None.
Zero.
I mean, I'm asking my questions.
You're not an idiot.
Alright, what about you?
That's kind of brutal, dawg.
Alright, what's your name?
Elisabete.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
Elisabeth.
Elisabeth.
Elisabeth-eth.
E-T-E. Okay.
Elisabeth-eh.
At the end.
Yeah.
Okay.
From Latvia.
Okay.
How old are you?
28.
Okay.
Latvia.
How long have you been here in Miami?
USA, eight years.
Miami, two and a half.
Okay.
Where were you in the United States before?
Fort Lauderdale, but it's like right here, but it's not Miami at all.
So I do count it as a different place.
People that live there don't come down here, vice versa.
Yeah.
Fort Lauderdale is a whole other world to Miami.
Okay.
And then also Colorado, mountains.
Oh, where'd you live in Colorado?
In, like, Beaver Creek and Eagle.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm right now managing reservations and door into restaurants here in Miami.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Two semesters away from bachelor's.
Okay, so you're right there?
Mm-hmm.
All right, but you finish high school.
Yeah.
Okay.
What are you majoring in in school?
Hospitality and tourism management.
Okay.
Do you want to say where you go to school?
It's up to you.
You don't have to.
Oh, right.
I'm here in Miami.
I mean, FIU. Oh, okay.
Pretty much.
FIU. FIU is right down the street.
Or UM. Standard.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
Body count?
No?
Okay.
I guess you have to try, right?
Yeah, I have to try.
Are your parents still together?
No, but they were together until I was 21.
So when I moved to America, one year later they split up.
Alright, so seven years ago they divorced.
And then, are you on birth control?
IUD. Smart.
There you go.
See?
She got it.
I'm surprised.
Only one girl.
Okay.
Cool.
Chats, and then we'll hit the first question.
Does anyone here have OnlyFans?
I have an OnlyFans.
You have one.
Okay.
Damn, bro.
Okay.
If you can't, they're gonna tell us.
Okay.
Just because one of our questions, we gotta figure out how we're gonna phrase it.
Yeah.
Okay, we got here.
I am mad bro.
Shit, I gotta get my glasses.
Ladies, think back to your high school years.
If you knew a guy was going to shoot up your school, but would not shoot...
If he had a girlfriend, would you date him?
Nigga, what the hell?
Anyways.
That's kind of wild, bro.
Yeah, that's a weird question.
What the fuck, bro?
Especially because there was like a shooting today.
In University of Las Vegas.
Again in Vegas?
Yeah.
Damn.
And it kind of reminds me, when I went to Cal State Northridge five years ago, we had like, somebody left a letter in one of the bathrooms.
They're like, we're going to shoot up the school, blah, blah, blah.
And they kind of said like, oh, this is kind of a threat.
So like, everybody won't take their finals and whatever.
And we didn't take our finals because there was like a threat.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Somebody just didn't want to take their finals.
Wow.
Okay.
Did they just like pass y'all?
It was pretty much like whatever grade we had.
That was it.
Okay.
Damn, what if you're on the coast, you had a D, and you were like, I didn't take this thing right now.
It's a wrap, man.
It's a wrap.
So, I was kind of happy.
No, no, no.
I wasn't happy that, like, the threat was scary.
But, like, I was happy that we didn't have to take finals.
Gotcha.
That's probably you.
Okay, Chris.
Okay.
Ones goes, love FNF and love all the big booty Latinas out there.
All right.
Thank you.
Thanks, Ones.
And we are a man, so no sense.
Moe's white cousin goes, FNF, I have the greatest respect for y'all.
Sorry I couldn't donate more.
Question, I want to know more about money-making options with y'all and the CEO Club, and y'all vouch for Tate's real world being legit.
Yeah, you can definitely learn some stuff in there, man.
Money Mondays for more options, and then, of course, the network is always available for the real ones out there.
Yep, absolutely.
We got here Bender the Offender.
These GTA NPCs looking more realistic every time I see the trailer.
Okay.
Anything else?
And then...
Linda, picture this.
You and Fresh going out to Komodo after the show and then going back to the crypt.
Oh, this is from Fresh The Balls.
Okay.
Yes, sir!
And then three hours later, after clapping your cheeks, the big homie is going to lay you on your stomach and caress your back.
Are you interested?
Make the move, big homie.
She's got mad cake, icy nose.
Yo, who is this nigga, bro?
Yo, who is this nigga, bro?
Wait, who's, uh...
Listen.
Linda?
Don't mind that person.
Hey, I'm Fresh.
Get him, bro.
You got this, bro.
Yes, sir.
Okay.
Know your value says I'm 36 figures.
Six figures.
And I was a bum outside of work when I found you guys.
I've been hitting the gym, saving for my first property, and as of today, I'm seeing two girls that know about each other.
You guys are out here saving lives.
Hey, bro, that's what it's about, man.
Ladies, in this dream world, your dream man takes care of you in every way.
He always comes back to you as the main girl, but he likes new pussy on the side.
Would you accept this?
If not, does that make you insecure?
Ooh.
Okay.
So we'll go on that one, yeah.
What'd you say?
Would you take it?
So I think at first it would be hard, but once you learn that you are the main girl that he comes back to, I think it can be worked out.
It's possible.
But would you accept it yourself?
Like, yes, I would, like, eventually.
It would take, you know, a certain amount of time to go through the hard moments, I think.
I mean, I've never done it, but so that's what I think would happen.
But you're open to it.
Yeah, I think it would take a moment, you know, a couple drama situations at the beginning, blah, blah, blah, and once the girl gets used to knowing that the guy is going to return, then, like, she can calm down and, like, be like, okay, like, he's always coming back to me, so, like, yeah.
Okay, all right.
Susie?
I think it depends because a lot of guys will say that like oh yeah like you know like I'm seeing other girls and I'll take care of you but they don't actually take care of you they just say like I'm gonna take care of you.
Wait how you know that?
What do you mean, how do I know that?
Wait, so, your current guy, right?
Question.
If he told you...
Listen, that's probably why they're having...
That's probably why...
I'll take care of you.
No, I don't want to talk about him because me and him are, like, kind of, like, pretty much over.
So you're single?
I don't know.
It's like...
I hope he doesn't watch this because if he watches this, then he's definitely dumping me.
For good.
If I say I'm single.
What is going on?
Wait.
Yo.
I promise you, bro.
I know this nigga, bro.
I must know this nigga.
No, no, no, you don't.
But if he sees this and if I say I'm single, he's definitely dumping me.
Oh, she's filtering options.
Uh...
Okay.
No, no, no.
But what I'm saying is like, okay, yeah, they'll say like, oh yeah, I'm going to take care of you, whatever.
You don't have to worry.
But I'm still going to see other girls.
But you can't see anybody.
Would you take that?
Yeah, I would.
But are you actually like helping me though?
Because you only say like...
So he has to provide for you to do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you're like saying at the beginning, like...
Don't see anybody else.
I'm going to take care of you.
But you actually don't do anything, then...
I don't know.
I kind of feel like you're bullshitting me.
So they have to take care of you off-rip?
Well, yeah, if you don't want me to see anybody else.
Right?
That kind of makes sense.
Because you're like, don't see anybody else.
And I'm going to take care of you.
So why would I want to see anybody else if you're taking care of me?
I don't have the need to.
Yeah, but you can make the argument that, like, you know, you gotta have the requirements for the job, right?
So it's like, for him to wife you up, you have to go through a probationary period.
Yeah, but...
And then he takes care of you.
But what if he meets you and, like, you know, kind of like each other?
Yeah.
That's fine.
And then, you know, you got to show your worth and then, you know, maybe six months in a year he'll start taking care of you.
Six months?
That's a long time.
Oh, so you can't wait.
You need them to take care of you immediately.
Six months?
That's way too long.
How does he show his worth in the beginning then?
He's taking on dates.
Yeah.
Yeah, so taking care of you.
Experiences.
Yeah, but if he takes you out, then don't see anybody else.
She means that they're paying bills and paying rent and light water.
She's talking about, yeah, she's talking about...
But don't see anybody else and just see me, but then you're not even doing anything for me, so...
Yeah, nigga, where's my hand up?
I know that you're taking...
What?
She's like, nigga, where's my hand up?
Get my hand up now, nigga.
Not like that, but...
Yo, do you know who I am, Susie?
Yeah.
No, it's not like that, but...
Okay, so this guy right now, he doesn't...
Okay.
Take care of you.
No, he does.
Why are you fucking this up, then?
Bruh.
It's complicated.
Does he want other women?
I don't want to talk about it.
Oh, see, the answer's yes.
So wait, hold on.
He's a camera.
See?
I knew it.
And he wants other chicks, and she's like, no.
Yeah.
It's complicated.
Yeah, see?
See, she can't handle it.
It's not that complicated.
You can't.
He is a high-value man.
Yeah, so...
Susie, don't fuck this up, man.
It's already on the rocks.
This might be your last chance.
But she said that if he sees this, he's going to dump her.
If he sees this, she fucked up.
She fucked up.
You did sign.
No, if he sees this, I hope he doesn't see this.
No, no, no.
But that tells me that you're...
What?
Susie, don't you know how a live show works?
Yeah.
I hope he doesn't see this.
Don't you know how a live show...
Yo, you were hilarious, bro.
Because she said, if I say that I'm single, he's going to dump me.
That means that she's on her last straw.
She did some shit that pissed him off.
Wow.
Don't put this on one of your Instagram reels, because if you do, then I'm the gooder.
Yeah, she did something, bro.
I'm gonna find out who your man is, man.
Yeah, you did something, bro.
She had her last straw, bro.
Nigga, you single.
Nigga, I was like, yo, I'm taking care of you.
I want to have some other chicks.
And she probably went to the club or some shit.
And Nigga was like, bro, you are your last straw.
I saw you in the club, yeah.
That's probably what it is.
Fresh, don't say that.
If he sees this too, I don't go to clubs, okay?
Oh, yeah, yeah, you don't.
Only on the weekdays.
Yeah.
No, only on the weekends.
Only on days that end with day.
So your answer is yes, but we know that's a cap.
Because the dude you're wearing right now probably.
I do go to clubs, but it's not like I do anything bad.
Okay, I will give you this, Susie.
I've never seen you do anything crazy.
Thank you.
And when you go to the after parties, you leave.
Yeah, fresh passing me.
So, I will say I've seen that.
You know, I'm with my friends.
But I don't know after that, though.
I don't know, nigga.
I think you kind of notice the girl.
I don't know.
No, no, no.
I think you kind of notice the girl, like, if she's, like, all over a guy, if, you know, they're, like, sloppy.
But I'm not like that.
Like, I literally go to the club to, like, hang out with my friends and, like, have fun.
What, you got friends?
Where's Catherine?
A little bit of friends.
She's somewhere.
I'm not going to say anything about her.
Okay, let's move on.
See, Fresh admits that I'm a good girl at the club.
Oh nigga, I can't see past when you go home.
What I see so far is pretty good.
Come on, if you see somebody being sloppy at the club with a guy, then you're like, okay, they're definitely going home.
But you've never seen that with me.
You and Catherine need to go to the Yim tomorrow.
The Yim?
Oh, you have good memory, man.
Bro, that was ridiculous.
The Yim!
I need to go to the Yim!
What?
The Yim!
Yo, did you know a subscriber took her to Disneyland and then paid her 5K? Bro.
What?
And he smashed her.
What?
Yeah, musical on stream.
And she said, I was like, what the fuck?
This is crazy, bro.
You can't believe everything that somebody, like, types online.
Like, I can be typing online.
No, no, no.
She told us face to face.
Catherine admitted it?
Yeah.
No, I don't believe that.
You can watch it right now.
No real.
I will go online and make a fake profile and be like, oh yeah, I paid Suzy 20k to go to Dubai.
And that's a lie.
No, but this actually happened because she confirmed it.
There's a video online right now.
She confirmed it.
It's on my channel.
I mean, if we'll see it, yeah.
It's fine.
Whatever.
Disney ended 5,000?
What the fuck, bro?
Shout out to Mickey Mouse, nigga.
Can someone take me to her life?
Yo, that's crazy, bro.
Yo!
Yo.
Chris, what the fuck was that?
I don't know, man.
I tried.
I tried, bro.
That was right.
Goofy.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Is that a win, though?
I mean, he spent the money, though.
He smashed.
Is that a win or an L? I can't really tell.
That's an L for both.
It's an L, yeah.
I think it's an L for both.
L for him paying and L for accepting.
That's your friend, by the way.
Wait, you said something bad about my friend I didn't hear.
No, no, no, no.
No?
It's fine.
I was like in a whole other world.
It was a W, yeah.
Alright, let's move on.
It's a W. Alright.
What about you?
Sorry about that.
Yeah.
So her final answer is no.
No.
Because the nigga that she's with right now probably trying to smash on the chips and she's like, no, yeah.
She said no.
Yeah.
Would you take that as a valid relationship?
No.
And it would be partially insecurity, but also because I don't want diseases or other women coming and being like, your man got me pregnant.
I was about to say, what if he just wears a condom every time?
Yeah, what if he wears a condom?
Yep.
That's where the insecurity part comes from.
Alright, so go for her.
What about you?
I feel like there's one word for this answer and that's threesomes.
It's that simple.
But he doesn't always want you to be there though.
He doesn't always want me to be there?
Nah.
That's okay.
You cool with that?
Yeah, I respect honesty.
Alright, okay.
Hold on.
Do you actually like girls though?
Yeah, I do.
For real?
Yeah, I do.
Would you do that girl by yourself?
Yeah.
Have you?
No, I haven't.
Yeah, you don't like girls, bro.
Yeah, but I do like girls.
But of course, I prefer a man, you know?
Men hit different, literally, you know?
Well, also, as a guy, you gotta bring something to the table.
I don't think she meant that different.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Lovely.
So you've never dated a girl before, but you'd be open to, like, threesomes, I guess, with a chick.
Yes.
All right.
I genuinely think that most girls are not really bisexual, but they do it for the man.
For the guy, yeah.
What's a real bisexual woman?
What constitutes a real?
She actually dates women.
Would it be a straight lesbian then?
And doesn't even talk to men like that.
So then what is it if you hook up with girls?
Just having fun.
So that's not bi?
I mean, we're just having fun, man.
Yeah, I mean, what I've noticed is this.
Girls are bisexual not for their own enjoyment.
Rather, they know that men like it, and it adds to their sexual repertoire, so to speak.
Yeah, that's understandable.
But, like, if girls, like, let's say girls, like, oh, no one's gonna see you kissing another girl, or no one knows about your potentially bisexual exploits.
They wouldn't do it.
Does that make sense?
So if you're hooking up with a girl, just you and the girl.
No guys around, nobody sees her or anything.
I would say most girls probably wouldn't do it.
You know what's funny?
Oftentimes they're drunk when they do it.
Yeah, or they're drunk or some shit.
They get drunk, then they do it.
What I've noticed is most of the time when girls say, oh, I'm okay with threesome or I'll get with a girl, whatever, it's typically to monitor their guy or for the pleasure of the guy.
Yeah.
In the moment.
Because he wants another girl, so she's like, damn, okay, how do I still have some semblance of control in this situation?
Alright, let me be involved in picking the girl or some dumb shit like that.
So yeah, I don't know.
That's sad.
You think that's sad?
Yeah.
How's that sad?
Because it is.
What's sad about it?
Because why does a girl have to do that just to please her man?
How do you please your man?
She has one.
How do you please your man?
She has one.
I don't have one, remember?
It's like, it's rocky.
Oh, you're single.
How'd you start the show saying it's complicated and now you're saying I don't have one now?
I didn't know you were single, bruh.
There's no way.
It's rocky.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You know what?
That nigga broke up with her.
In her head, she's just like, nah, it's still complicated.
He told her, Susie, it's over.
It's like a roller coaster.
It's like up, down, up, down.
Okay.
When was the last time you talked to him?
Today?
Yeah, today.
Interesting.
Very, very interesting.
Do you guys live today?
He should go to Universal.
Oh, definitely not.
He's leaving in five minutes, bro.
Okay.
What about you?
Would you take that?
I would not.
No?
I want the man to be mine and mine alone.
Oh, shit.
Do you think that's realistic?
Exactly.
No, but the question said in a dream world.
So in my dream world, I want the man to be mine alone.
If he's broke, then yes.
What?
If he's broke, then he'll be single.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yes.
I mean, if he's broke, he'll be loyal to you.
What?
In my dream world?
No, not in your dream world.
She's saying realistically speaking.
Realistically speaking, if he's poor, if he doesn't have any money, then he can't get no bitches, so he'll be loyal to you.
I mean, it will decrease their...
It'll hurt their ability to cheat, I'll say that.
Yeah, because nobody wants a broke guy in the realistic world.
Especially not in Miami, though.
No girl wants a broke guy in Miami.
Well, you're right.
But we're talking in a dream world.
And in the dream world...
I want my men.
Alone.
Mine.
That's it.
Alright.
Hopefully you don't sing.
Alright.
I'm just kidding.
You know what?
I got a line of questioning here.
We could audible it.
Because only one girl on the panel.
Yeah, only one.
Alright.
Well, actually, you know what?
Before we do that, have any of you guys heard about the Ruby Rose situation with that dude?
Yeah, I saw that.
Let's get your general thoughts on that and then we'll transition to the next one.
What are your general...
Who wants to go first?
Wait, what was the situation?
We should bring up the article.
Yeah, let's pull it up real fast for them.
Because they might not know by name.
But basically, Ruby Rose is a...
Oh, the tattoo thing.
That too, yeah.
So you know.
So basically, Ruby Rose is a rapper slash video model.
She came into the game from Migos' video, Bad and Bougie, and she got recognized from the rap industry in that sense.
Then she transferred from that to dating rappers, celebrities, and then she made OnlyFans.
But now, people are paying her a hell of money, and this guy found her magically at a hotel and showed her, hey, I'm your number one spender.
I spent 60K on you.
Here's the receipt.
But he's been texting her nonstop after that a bunch of stuff, as you can see here.
It's crazy.
Yeah, this guy right here.
Yeah, and he went and got a tattoo of her on his leg, of her face, and then she put that shit on Twitter and showed all of his text messages that he was sending her.
So, what are your overall thoughts on the situation, if any?
And he mentioned as well, he'll pay your extra $400,000 if she responds.
Yeah.
Just say something.
I would have been responding.
Okay.
Alright, what did you want to say, Susie?
Go ahead.
I think she should have just kept that on the low and taken the money.
You don't have to do anything.
You just have to respond.
So take the money in.
Do you think she was dumb for putting it all out there on the internet?
Yeah, you should have just kept that private.
I think she just did that for attention.
Oh yeah, more guys are going to message me.
It's going to be a viral poll, so obviously I'm going to get more attention.
What about you?
I agree, basically, with what she said.
It's just like disrespecting her fan base, almost like that's someone who spent all of this money on you, they're a fan of you, and now you're just gonna, like, even the name, I think, is, like, weird fan or something like that, but they're a fan of you, they're spending 100k, like, that's really disrespectful to put that on line.
Yeah, Brandon, a weird OF fan.
Brandon, a weird OF fan.
Yeah.
What is your take on it?
Some guys really like that humiliation shit, you know?
And I don't think nothing was wrong with her posting it.
If anything, more guys are going to send her more money in hope of the same shit.
And she doesn't have to respond to anybody.
But if she wants to say like a hey and he give her 400k, that's good for her, you know?
Her whole life is public.
What's wrong with that post?
And a lot of guys will pay for the humiliation to get talked down on a whole lot.
I made the argument earlier on the earlier show.
Her putting it out there, niggas want to beat him and spend more money than him.
Yes, exactly.
They want to top it.
It's weird, but niggas will do that shit.
Yeah, guys like to impress.
So you don't think that there's an issue with it from a moral standpoint or just a character standpoint?
I don't really see the issue.
You know, people put stuff on social media for social media, you know?
So, I don't really see the issue with that.
So, if you had a really big fan of, like, someone was a huge fan of you, but they were doing weird stuff you posted on the internet?
Like, your number one fan?
Me?
Probably not.
Just because I'm more private, but, like, she's already public, you know?
So, like, why not?
Keep it 100.
What's the most you've ever made on OnlyFans from one person?
From one person?
Mm-hmm.
Nowhere near 60k.
Maybe like a ban from one person alone.
What'd you do for it?
Nothing.
Just posting.
They just tip.
Maybe they want some private content.
I'm not really proactive on my OnlyFans.
I just...
I'm not really proactive on my OnlyFans.
I just have it.
Like, oh, you asked for it?
Yeah, here's my link.
You can follow it.
You know?
Yeah.
Hmm.
Very interesting.
It's not like a main income.
It's just like a, oh, you want my link?
Oh, go ahead.
You want to subscribe?
Cool.
If not, cool.
You know?
That's for me.
What's your thoughts on it?
Well, I think I'm between two points, actually, because I get your point that it's her social media.
She can post whatever she wants, and especially when it comes to a guy that she thinks is weird and she wants to publicly talk about him.
But I will do it on a last resource if the guy is trespassing, like my...
Privacy?
Exactly.
Like, if they keep messaging me or, you know...
Yeah, he was sending me a lot of messages.
Exactly.
But if he was like, hey, why are you ignoring me?
And he started being aggressive.
Well, first of all, I will go to the authorities.
Like, that's what I, in a perfect role, will do.
Yeah.
But my last resources will be like...
Expose him on social media.
But yeah, I get the point as well that those things should be like the private the better.
Okay.
My point of view.
Okay.
What about you?
What are your thoughts on it?
Well, yeah, I think good for her and she can do whatever she wants, but also it could potentially discourage other guys to, you know, do the same thing because he's probably not the only one that does it.
And then the other ones might, you know, kind of reduce their attention because they might think that they are also going to get exposed and maybe they are not okay with that.
What is the feedback from her post, though?
We don't really know.
Yeah.
Because we're not analyzing her posts.
Well, no, I mean, people were shitting on her for it.
Yeah?
Yeah, I mean, so my thing I look at it is, this guy's paid you $100,000.
At least give him the deal.
Even if he's sending you ridiculous, annoying-ass messages, block him and move on.
Why are you going to put it on the internet?
Because clearly there's something wrong with this guy.
Right?
Like, he's probably suffering from some type of, you know, mental disorder or he has some, you know, confidence issues or abandonment issues.
Who knows what's wrong with him?
But the point is, is to exacerbate the problem and put him out there and make him look crazy.
After he spent money on you, by the way, like, that's the biggest thing to me is like, yo, this is a This is a supporter of yours.
You're a talentless hoe.
And he literally sat here and gave you $100,000 for no fucking reason.
The least you can do is give him some semblance of respect to not put it all out there.
You don't want to respond to him?
Cool.
You don't want to talk to him anymore?
Cool.
Block him.
I even say block him.
Make him get green texts.
But for you to put it all out there and make him look crazy?
Like, bro.
I want to see her OnlyFans after this.
Like, are people still donating to her?
Are they still giving her, like, a lot of money?
Yeah, like, people might have, like, I just wonder.
This might make people that were already subscribed to her leave.
Maybe it might make people subscribe.
But the point is, is that it shows a character flaw in her.
It's like, all right, I'm willing to, you know, put someone's face into the ground for attention and clout.
And it's like, bro.
Aren't you a musician?
Can't you just organically make some buzz with your music?
But no, you can't because you suck and you're a talentless hoe.
That's what I'm trying to say.
You should thank this guy for paying your bills when you're a talentless skank.
So now, knowing that, just around the table real quick.
Tell us one time where a guy sent on you and spent a lot of money.
Like, just one occurrence where a guy gave you maybe a bunch of flowers, gifts, unwanted, like, I guess, appreciation.
Oh, the last time.
Did you go on a trip?
Did you go to the port-a-potty?
Where'd you go?
I'm talking shit.
Where'd you go?
You what?
Well, I've been single, like, so many years now, so I don't...
Red flag!
Sorry, go ahead.
But...
Thank God I had guys that sent me flowers, sent me chocolates.
Sometimes they pay me for, hey, take this, so go buy whatever you want.
What's the most you ever got from a guy?
The most?
Yeah.
Or most money or expensive gift or whatever.
Oh, wow.
Well, I like being like some classic stuff, so I didn't get like a style or the last brand of purse, but I remember that there was this guy one time that I really wanted expensive rollers, like skate rollers for my birthday.
But I just say like, hey, I need to save money to buy those.
And he bought me those for my birthday.
Wow.
And it wasn't your boyfriend, it was just a guy?
Exactly.
Did you ever meet him?
Yeah, I met him.
She met him.
Wait, did he ever smash?
No, no, no, I don't.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
How much were those roller skates?
I don't remember.
That was a long time ago.
She got them roller skates and skated.
She got them.
Yo, what the fuck, man?
She received and left.
Yeah, man.
Um, yo.
That's crazy.
Guys, book your stories, niggas.
White women deserve less, man.
Yo, do not go ahead and give girls expensive roller skates without, you know, getting some skeet on.
Sorry, no, my bad.
I just had to do it.
Wow.
If you're gonna give some skates, you better get some skeet, man.
Or, I'm sorry, get some skeet.
Okay, thank you for your story.
What about you?
The most, I guess, expensive thing a guy got you or experience he gave to you to win your affection?
A trip for my birthday to Cancun, Mexico.
Okay, how much was that trip, you think, roughly?
Like 5k, I believe.
Damn, alright.
Was it your boyfriend or...
I was dating.
Yeah.
Did he smash?
Yeah.
Vacation on balconies, you know.
Okay, TMI. Okay, shit.
What about you?
I've never accepted anything from someone who's not my boyfriend.
Come on.
No, dead ass.
Cash app, here or there.
Dead ass.
What about from your boyfriend?
Like regular stuff, clothes, jewelry...
You've never accepted a gift or anything from a guy before?
That I was not interested in?
No.
Alright, but they might not be your boyfriend then.
So like the most maybe going out for a dinner?
Like a drink in a club or something?
Yeah, like I've never got like a gift from a guy.
I've gone on dates obviously.
Okay, but what's the most expensive gift you got?
Or maybe even the most expensive date could be they took you to a nice steakhouse or something.
Maybe $100.
What?
No way.
Really?
Yes.
I mean, she's only been here for two months, so...
Nigga, that doesn't mean shit, bro.
Just give her time, man.
All right, so like $100, where'd you guys go?
That was $100.
He bought me a ring, and that was a boyfriend.
He bought you a $100 ring?
Yeah, from like Pandora or something.
In Toronto?
Yeah.
Okay.
Most of the gas station?
I'm guessing that it was $100.
I don't know how much.
It was from Pandora.
Pandora's not that expensive.
Well, if it was Pandora, it had to have been something, right?
Do people still wear...
You're the fashion guy.
People still wear Pandora?
But that's because they can't afford better.
But that was also like...
That's what he wears.
That was seven years ago.
Pandora's not cheap, right?
It's not cheap.
It's like almost...
I would say it's way below Van Cleef, but it's high enough where if you got some type of beginning money, you spend money on that rather than...
What's a Pandora ring going to cost?
Entry level.
Also like seven years ago.
Seven years ago?
All right.
150, somewhere around there.
All right.
Wait, you haven't gotten a nice gift since you were 18?
Yeah, that was my high school sweetheart.
Weird day to tell I was 21.
He was the only one that really got me stuff.
My last boyfriend got me, like, clothes, but it was from, like, Garage or, like, Dynamite.
What's Garage?
It's a store, right?
It's like a store.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a store named Garage.
Garage, yeah.
Have you heard of it fresh?
No.
Well, you want more gifts?
Yes.
Just stand up.
Well, she said she doesn't accept it if it's not her.
I don't like to use people.
Like, I feel bad if someone's buying me something, but I'm not interested.
Bruh.
Alright, how about this?
What's the most expensive gift that you've been offered that you turned down?
There we go.
Oh.
Mmm.
Yeah, and that you turned down.
Come on, you got a couple.
Flights, places, probably, to, like, go fly places, like, to be flown out.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
The most expensive thing that a guy has given me.
Yeah.
Can't wait to hear it.
Can't wait, Susie.
Yeah.
Okay, so the guy that I'm kind of dating, whatever.
Kind of.
You're single.
Whatever.
I told him, I want to go to the Bahamas.
So he rented out a yacht for seven days.
A very nice yacht.
And he spent $300,000.
And I invited, like, four of my friends.
And he invited, like, four of his friends.
It was a really nice trip.
If you guys don't believe me, look on my Instagram.
I have it all there.
Of course.
And it was just, like, really nice.
Wait, isn't that on private, though?
Uh-huh.
Your idea is on private.
Yeah, because I'm a private person now.
Your frosh can't believe this.
He's almost falling off his...
But, you know, if you have a real profile, I'll accept you and you can stalk my IG, but it's real.
And we were just on a very nice spot.
So wait, you were on a yacht with him and his friends and your girlfriends for seven days?
Yeah, but we went island hopping.
So we were in different islands of the Bahamas.
So you brought three of your girlfriends?
I brought four of my girlfriends, I think.
Did they all get smashed by his friends?
No, they actually didn't.
Because it was a big yacht.
Niggas spent 300k for seven days?
It's not like that.
You don't have to do that.
Because it wasn't about that.
It was just about...
He was happy that they came.
Bro, if I'm spending $300,000, all my friends are getting laid, bro.
No, but if you have a lot of money, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
If you're, like, a millionaire.
It doesn't matter.
He was happy that they came.
Were they even hot?
She brought her mid-friends.
I'm not going to answer that.
Bruh, okay, okay, so...
Did you bring Neem?
No, I didn't.
Not this time.
No, because we weren't friends at the time.
We kind of had a falling out.
We split, whatever.
Okay.
Yeah, so, we weren't talking.
Yo, yo, niggas spent 300k.
Yo.
And, so wait, are you telling me that only you and him were smashing?
That's it?
Nobody else on the trip smashed?
I'm not going to answer if me and him were smashing.
Yo, I hope!
Susie!
I'm not gonna answer that, though.
Susie!
300,000!
My tummy hurts!
Oh my god, my tummy hurts, babe!
You know what?
Now I know why that nigga's on Elastra!
If someone has a lot of money, it doesn't matter.
This is real talk, though.
It's real talk, though.
Yo.
One thing with Susie, she don't cap.
Yeah.
No, like I'm telling you, you can look at my profile.
I'm actually gonna like...
No, no, no.
We believe it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What I'm saying is that this is crazy that your friends went and then in Smash, your boyfriend spent $300,000.
Because they didn't have to.
Okay, have you guys, like, have you guys met girls in Miami that they'll pay them to go on a yacht party here?
Because nobody wants to go on a yacht party here.
Yes.
And I don't mean to be, like, cocky or anything, but I don't like going on yacht parties here.
Because you have to be stuck with people that you don't even know for, like, four, six, eight hours.
So, like...
But, okay, but a lot of those girls that get paid, smash.
Yeah.
Not all of them.
Not all, of course, but most.
They'll pay you and, like, it's just to, like, hang out.
But, like, y'all parties can be kind of boring in Miami.
By my way, if you've got a paycheck to come on your boat, nigga, you're trash, bro.
Yeah, you lost.
Just saying.
No, but there are guys that will pay just for, like, the day, you know, like, oh, you know, like, I rented out a yacht and I don't have any chicks, so, like, they'll pay chicks to, like, go on their yacht.
I know, I know, but that's crazy.
Yo, that's crazy, bro.
That's crazy, but, bro.
Because, like, the hot, good-looking girls in Miami, they won't go on a yacht because it's boring.
But to be fair, if you put the call up there, I got a yacht.
If it's the right people.
If it's the right niggas, they'll go.
Okay, so if I know a guy and, like, you're cool, I'll go with you.
But if it's, like, someone, you know, if it's, like, a promoter that's, like, oh, come on this, y'all.
I'm, like, mmm.
No.
A regular promoter boat.
I don't know them.
If you're average looking, you'll just go for free because it's whatever.
But if you're, I guess, top tier in her eyes, you would want to get paid.
But here's the other thing, too.
That's why they don't invite locals a lot of times.
They get college girls and the girls that are visiting from Miami Beach because those girls are down to do shit.
Girls from Toronto.
Sorry, they're not as snobby and shit like that.
From Canada.
So a lot of times they bring girls that aren't locals and they put them on the yacht.
But that's crazy to me, though.
300K? Damn, his president get laid?
They didn't.
Seven days to Bahamas, bro.
I swear.
I don't know.
Yo, I don't know who's worse.
One of my friends, man.
The guy, Brandon?
Or that dude?
I don't know who's worse.
Who's Brandon?
The guy that was giving Ruby Rose money.
Oh, okay.
Had a tattoo.
His name's Brandon.
Okay.
OFN. Brandon, man, we need to get a hold of him, man.
No, because if it's a fun trip, then...
Bro, I love it when girls don't pay.
They're just like, it was fun.
Yeah, that's okay.
We don't have to do...
If it's a fun trip, then who cares?
But you know what's crazy?
That happens a lot, bro.
Guys with money, they'll just pay for the trip.
Girls just go have fun with their friends and then leave.
Sad.
It's the world we live in, bro.
El friend, bro.
If I'm having a yacht for $300,000 and I'm bringing my friends on, and I'm bringing girls, all those girls better fuck, bro.
That shit's crazy.
That's something you have to say before the trip, though.
And the girls have to be okay with it.
You know?
Yeah, of course.
But I would screen all like, yo, if it's my girl, nigga!
If it's my...
Bro.
If it was the case on the trip, it's not like...
It wasn't like that.
Let Andy bring some chicks on the yacht that aren't smashing.
Bro!
Man.
They ain't smashing.
Come along, man.
To be fair, respectfully, if they want to smash.
Just because you can't force somebody to do it.
Of course, of course.
I'm like, yo, make sure that they're DTF. Like, this is my homies.
Goddamn!
What the fuck?
Well, you know, if the environment is cool, if the trip is fun, you know?
I mean, and you don't really know hoes like that, but I'm like, yo, get on them streets and buy the horse.
You can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, they might have met them and been like, oh, these guys, yeah, these guys aren't, yeah.
But 300K, God damn!
Yo, I guarantee you that guy...
Because I remember when we had our party, we spent 70k on that yacht.
Yeah.
Niggas had a good time.
We made sure of that.
Oh, yeah.
Niggas came with girls from the show, too.
They wasn't playing.
Yeah.
They wasn't playing either.
So, yeah, man.
We had our yacht party, by the way, guys.
We threw it fucking awesome for our 1 million subscriber thing.
That thing cost us 70,000, bro.
It's a lot.
We made sure it was a fucking good time for all the people that came.
Yep.
Yeah, but did all of your friends get laid?
So all the guys that you invited, did they get laid by the girls that you invited?
Well, to be fair, that doesn't count.
That was way too many people.
That was like 100 plus dudes.
Yeah, it was a big party.
But a bunch of them did.
A bunch of them did.
Like, we set up the environment for them.
But that 300k and oh yeah, by the way, my girl's bringing her friends and they don't smash.
Like, what is that?
Anyway.
I mean, if you want to, if it's organic, then whatever.
Just like your party.
300k, there's nothing organic about 300k.
You worked really hard with that money, man.
Okay, what's for you?
The most I've ever spent on you.
I guarantee you, as soon as you spend $300,000, I'm smashing it.
If I was rich, then maybe I wouldn't care, but I'm not rich.
Aren't you balling?
I'm not a millionaire.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Last one was my Chanel purse.
That was $10,000.
Damn!
Chanel purse costs $10,000?
Yeah, yeah, bro.
It could be more.
Was it an ex-boyfriend or...?
A guy I saw for a couple weeks.
Damn!
Where's he now?
That was an expensive couple weeks.
He gone.
I was spawned.
Oh.
Did you still talk to him or...?
No.
Damn.
Wait, wait.
A couple weeks?
10K? Gone?
What happened?
You smashed?
We did.
Okay.
No, but why'd you stop talking then?
We just stopped.
But why?
Wait, who broke up with who?
No, it was mutual.
Okay, he broke up with her.
Bruh!
You just spent 10k and ain't no guy gonna just leave a girl after he spends 10,000 on a purse.
Unless you don't care.
About money.
Yeah.
Thumbs up, man.
No, I didn't.
Okay, so...
He probably has a lot of money and I didn't give a fuck.
Yeah, but...
Okay, name one thing you did wrong and then one thing he did wrong.
The way we met, I guess.
We met in the casino.
I love, like, I gamble.
A little bit.
Here and there.
Not too much.
I'm not addicted.
Would you want me to hit the hard rock?
Um, yeah.
Okay.
What do you say to you?
Here's 10K. No, I went to the bar to get a drink for myself, and he was there.
The only available spot at the bar at that time was where I went, and he was right there next to, and he just bought me the drink, and we started talking, and I said, let's go to the blackjack table, but he played slots right at the bar, so he wanted to stay, and I went to the blackjack, and later he kind of like showed up around there, and so we kept being at the...
Yeah, but what's one thing you did wrong in the relationship, one thing he did wrong?
Well, that, I think the way we met, I think.
I mean, you meet a girl at a casino.
Okay, I mean.
Alright, but something else.
Wait, you went by yourself?
To the casino?
I did.
That's kind of weird, bro.
Sounds kind of weird, though.
Honestly?
Truly.
I just love Blackjack.
I do.
Blackjack?
You love Blackjack?
Yeah.
Okay, one thing you did wrong, besides how you guys met, one thing you did wrong in the actual relationship, and one thing he did wrong.
I don't know what I did wrong, truly.
Well, we expected that.
Okay, one thing he did wrong.
It could be that I did something wrong.
Okay, what did he do wrong then?
He got bored.
Nigga said I smashed up.
I won.
I'm gone.
10k though?
No, he actually was very, like, no, he was nice.
Like, the way he sent me, like, a premium Uber and flowers and champagne, I got, you know, I drove up there.
So why did he stop talking to you then?
Something was happening.
It was mutual.
No, no, but why though?
See, something's not hiding up here.
Can you name one thing that he did wrong then?
That made you say...
It's not mapping, bro.
I'm not interested?
Well, no.
I mean, it has to be mutual.
If you stop paying attention or texting and then I have to push, I'm gonna start withdrawing.
Okay, so you had to start initiating more and you didn't like that?
It was too much that I had to.
Just saying escort?
What?
I mean, I'm reading the chat, I was like, escort, escort.
Okay, so I guess he put effort in the beginning, but then he didn't put as much effort after and you didn't like that.
Yeah, thanks for clarifying, yes.
So he didn't, okay.
And then he just stopped contacting you as much and then you just stopped responding.
You didn't contact him.
Well, I probably texted, like, one time, and then, like, it just wasn't enough, and, like, I just, like, yeah.
Okay, that was eventful.
Thanks for telling us your story.
Something is adding up here, man.
Yeah, yeah, she's withholding something, for sure.
She's definitely withholding some shit.
That's fine.
But, uh, that's fine.
Some chats real quick?
Nick's in the chat.
Yo, why?
Yo, they're spamming an escort in there.
I don't know about it.
Do you have anything you want to respond back to them?
Because they're trying to say that because you were at a casino or whatever that you might be a lady tonight.
Oh my god.
No, it does happen.
It did happen.
There's been another time I was with a girlfriend and we kind of split up a little bit.
She went to slots and I... Stay by myself and this guy came up and he was trying to like buy me and I at that moment I didn't realize what was going on because you know I don't know I was just there like doing my thing and I guess it's a thing for girls to go to the casino and do that and I don't do that I genuinely like blackjack like I will drive by myself or I will ask a friend to come with me but like I just I like to go there Yeah,
because normally when girls go to the casino by themselves, like, yeah, because now that I think about it, in Vegas, that's, like, what it is.
Like, girls come up to you in Vegas and try to talk to you, and you're like, wait, hold on, what's going on here?
Okay, so the thing is, I want to go out sometimes, but not always I want to go to a club, not always I want to drink, or, you know, but when you go there, you do meet people, but you're at the table.
You do...
I always have just, like, one drink, max.
Max two drinks.
But one drink, usually, I'm good.
I drink it slow.
No.
Max two drinks.
And I have a great time.
You talk with people at the table.
You spend the same amount of money.
Like, it's just a great time.
All right.
I'm sure it is.
All right.
Okay.
So, my question is this.
Do all of you have a passcode on your phone?
Hmm.
Yes.
Of course.
All of you?
Oh, they're shaky.
Okay.
Have you, or someone you know, actually, no, I'll do it the other way.
Have you ever had a boyfriend or a significant other try to search your phone?
Still here.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
Hell yes.
How'd you find out?
He would just take the phone.
Oh.
Like, in front of me.
Damn!
Come, get over here!
Eastern Europe, nigga, this is different.
Give me your phone number.
No, it was, um...
Can I say?
Yeah, go ahead.
What country was he from?
They're a little...
Possessive.
It's all about control.
It's all about control.
Hey, man, it's too late, bro.
It's too late, man.
It's fine, it's too late.
Okay.
We're already here.
Was this here in Miami?
Yeah.
Why did he ask for your phone?
He was just like that.
It was a regular thing.
It was a really regular thing.
Okay.
Chat go crazy right now.
I already know.
Niggas go crazy.
Oh, man.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with y'all niggas, man?
Yo, bro.
Bro.
He's got candles and everything, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm not an escort and he wasn't a pimp.
Okay?
They're laughing.
Yo, man, what the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
Yeah, okay.
No, don't worry about that.
This is other shit on the side.
Shut up.
Okay, so he wanted your phone.
Why did he want your phone?
It was a regular thing.
Every time.
Every time.
He would also like, okay, I think he was narcissistic.
So he would, if we were good, he would find a way how to, you know, make a situation.
So he would find stupid pictures that's like nothing and make a situation out of it just so he can have a little drama.
So he can feed himself.
Like on Instagram?
Like you wouldn't like your Instagram photos?
Oh my god, I had to delete, like, I didn't even delete.
He took my phone and he deleted pictures out of my Instagram.
I like, beautiful pictures.
Yeah, yeah, it was...
Did he have your phone code?
No, he didn't.
But, yeah.
How'd he get in then?
He made me...
Open it.
Oh, yeah.
He'd be like, look at the phone!
And then he would, like, just go in there and do...
So he would, like...
So he would forcefully take the phone from you, have you look at it, then go through it, and then he would, like...
Well, so sometimes he would, like, take the phone and try to do...
And I would, like, come and look what he's doing.
Okay.
He would go through my pictures and, like, find whatever he could find just to make a situation out of nothing.
Because, I guess...
So what was his reasoning?
Did he think you were cheating?
No.
I think he's a narcissist.
Pretty sure.
But a narcissist is concerned with himself.
He's more concerned with you.
So he wants to cause a scene.
I don't know how to explain it in my words.
I watched a lot of YouTube videos and blah, blah, blah.
Anyway, he causes dramas.
So he causes this love bombing and then he mistreats you and then he love bombs you again.
What did he do for work?
He said that he owned a vape company, which I... Oh, he didn't own a bank?
Huh?
Never mind.
Wait.
Don't worry about the side jokes.
So he owned a vape company, but it wasn't true?
I don't know.
I mean, yeah, I guess he does.
What can I say?
Did you look it up?
I did, yeah.
I mean, I saw the vapes, too.
Like, I saw the vapes, but some things didn't add up, and it's not something, like, I can clearly tell you how things were, because I don't know myself fully.
And the brand of vapes that I saw was not the brand of vapes that he was talking about, so I don't know what the fuck was going on.
Damn!
Yeah.
It was a situation, but I'm out of it, I'm happy, and...
How long ago was that?
That ended around September, and it started on June.
Oh, this year?
Yeah.
So recent!
Yeah.
It started on June.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is not West Palm guy, right?
No.
It was so toxic, I'm just like...
Alright.
Go over it.
Okay.
What about you?
Has a guy ever searched or tried to search your phone?
Yeah, with my ex-boyfriend, we had each other's...
Not this guy, because he wasn't my boyfriend.
This last one.
Wait.
He wasn't my boyfriend.
No, like, we're just dating.
So you're single?
Well, no.
I don't know.
It's like, as the show progresses, it's just like...
No, no, no.
It's like, you know, when you're like, we're exclusive, whatever.
No, I don't know.
You're exclusive?
Like, you're not in a relationship, but like, you're only seeing each other?
You're not in a relationship?
That technically is...
But we're not, though.
That is a relationship.
It's a type of relationship.
So, whatever.
Ignore that.
So, yeah, when I had a boyfriend, we did have each other's passcodes.
How long ago was this?
A few years ago.
Oh, this is before Miami?
Yeah.
Okay.
And I had his, like, Instagram passwords, and he had my passwords, too.
And we had nothing to hide.
Why the end, then?
She fucked up again.
No, no, no.
I didn't fuck up.
He fucked up because his Instagram password was his email password.
Uh-huh.
And then, like, he didn't know that I was, like, clever to, like, log into, like, his email with, like, the Instagram password.
So I logged into his email.
And you caught him.
And I saw that he was, like, signing up for, like, dating sites.
Like, these weird-ass fucking dating sites.
What kind of dating sites did he use?
What the?
Like, weird-ass fucking dating sites like Cougar.
And I'm just like And I'm just like That nigga wanted Old drive to push up yours She must have been trashed What the fuck Yo bro really It was a long distance relationship Long distance?
It was long distance.
You're not even there all the time.
No, so I lived in LA. He lived in San Francisco.
Deal.
He was stupid because the password for your Instagram was your email password and you didn't realize that.
I logged in and I saw that you had signed up for a bunch of dating sites and dating apps, whatever.
And you broke up with him?
Yeah, because obviously you're talking to other girls.
Alright, but I mean as in like, okay, you guys had each other's passcodes and stuff.
Did he actually use it and look through your phone though?
Yeah, he would.
I mean, I wasn't cheating.
How would he do it?
Would he show up unannounced?
Hey, it's time to check and just take your phone?
No, but he had my Instagram password so he could log into my Instagram.
And you would see him logging in?
I don't think you can see if they log in.
Well, if it's a different device, you'll see it.
But this might have been before Instagram took all these security precautions.
I accepted it or whatever, but I didn't mind because I wasn't doing anything shady, but then I log into his email, and then I see that he's signing up for all these dating apps, and he's getting a bunch of responses from all these different women.
So I'm like, okay, no.
It's over.
Alright, so you guys, it was mutual though.
What about the guy that you're with now?
Has he ever asked to see your phone or passcode?
No.
Would you let him?
Nope.
Nikki, you're single, nigga.
Just relax.
Nope!
I mean, if we were to have a conversation where it's like, okay, we're like really serious now, you know?
And like, we're not playing games.
And like, you know, like...
But like, he's kind of playing games with me, you know?
It's like a roller coaster.
It's like up, down.
Boy, hold on, hold on.
He's supporting you and taking care of you.
He can't even ask for your phone.
Now he's playing games?
Before it was, no, no, no.
You're taking care of me.
That's how I know you're serious.
Now he's taking care of me.
I know, but it's like, it's kind of like, I don't know, like, I think we're like kind of, I don't know if we're like, I don't know if we're, like, still together now.
Like, I hope he doesn't see this.
You need help.
I do.
Somebody help her, bro.
Oh my god.
Who's saying this?
Me!
Yeah, you need help, bro.
Alright.
It's not my fault that I'm confused.
Yeah.
He was paying your bills and shit.
300k on a yacht.
It's pretty...
Up, down, up, down.
How are you confused?
He spent 300k on a yacht for you and your friends that didn't even put out.
That was in March.
That was literally nine months ago.
So?
That's still 300k, bro.
Yeah, but like I said, it's, like, up, down.
His dick ain't going up and down.
What?
I haven't even seen him for like a while, actually.
For like a month and a half.
Susie, you need Jesus.
You need something.
Something's off here, man.
What does this guy do?
Generational wealth.
Let's just say that.
Trust fund, kid.
Got it.
Yeah.
Wait.
He's like super rich.
Wait, is he white?
Yeah, he is.
Wait, hold on.
Nah, wait.
Never mind.
Wait.
Am I giving you too many hints?
Does he celebrate Hanukkah?
No.
Or Passover?
No.
Logan?
No.
You're never going to guess it.
You don't know him.
I'm pretty sure you don't.
Does he wear a yarmulke?
What?
He's not Jewish?
He's not.
He's white.
He's white, but he's not Jewish.
Italian?
Or Latina?
Forget about it!
He's Italian.
Italian?
Yeah.
Are you following him on Instagram?
No.
Oh shit, fresh about to find out.
I don't let him follow me on Instagram, actually.
I told him he couldn't.
How is this individual?
Young.
That's why.
Taking advantage.
Cougar.
Me?
Oh yeah.
Wait, he's under 30?
No, he's in his 30s.
Interesting.
This is weird, but we'll just move on.
Yeah, Sun's off here.
Yeah.
Very off.
Okay.
Why?
I mean, he's paying all your bills.
He never once asked for your phone or anything like that, or...
No, because I don't want to look at his either.
I don't want to see what's on your phone.
Because I know you're being shady, and he's like...
How'd y'all meet?
In person.
Where at?
In Miami.
Where in Miami?
Why do you want to know?
Alright, what about you?
Has a guy ever asked to see your phone?
Or searched it without your knowledge?
Yeah?
Who was it?
My ex-boyfriend.
Pandora Ring guy?
Actually, I've only had two boyfriends, but both of them went through my phone.
Okay, what made them do that?
The high school sweetheart one, we were like drifting apart and I was like going out more and stuff so he thought I was doing stuff.
But he had my passcode and everything.
I wasn't doing anything.
We were just- Stop the cow!
But technically by going out, wouldn't you be doing things?
By technically going out, you're doing something?
Okay, I wasn't like going to the clubs.
I started doing like modeling and going to events and stuff and he started getting like insecure about me.
And I played on the varsity volleyball team so he'd always be like, you're traveling with the men's team.
Oh, volleyball.
She plays volleyball.
Okay.
I see your wife, bro.
What?
No, I already told her I stand up, so.
Some shit.
Hey, girls, I play volleyball.
I got nice bodies, man.
I mean, Susie, do you play sports?
No.
Man, she bought her body though.
I used to play basketball.
I used to play tennis.
I used to play volleyball.
Did I say tennis?
Yeah, you said tennis.
Okay, okay.
So you said your ex-boyfriend.
That was it?
And then my other ex, he did it too, but I think it's because he was cheating on me, so he was trying to find something in my phone.
Projection.
Accusations!
Alright.
Did he find anything on the phone and break up with you?
No.
He'd be like, oh, you like this picture.
He'd be like, okay.
What was the picture you liked?
It was like...
A black dude.
No, it was...
Tyrone!
It was one of his teammates.
One of his teammates?
Wow!
That's trifling!
It wasn't what we were dating or anything, though.
She smashes the homie.
You what?
No, I didn't.
You what?
Yo, that's crazy.
See, Canada's...
I'm telling you, bro.
No, it was prior to us even being together that I would have liked the photo.
They're sneaky, man.
They're sneaky.
I see.
Very sneaky.
Canadians?
Oh, God.
Gotta love them, though.
We're angels.
Cosneakians.
All right, what about you?
That was a lie.
Yeah, I've got my phone gone through before.
How did that go?
He just found some messages.
That was about it.
Just some messages?
About what?
Just me talking to another guy.
From another guy?
Yeah, me talking to another guy.
Oh shit.
So he caught you cheating?
Texting.
Yeah, whatever you want to call it.
Why were you cheating on him?
It was just like that time, you know, that end of a relationship.
It was my ex-boyfriend, so it was just like towards the end of the relationship, just falling out, you know?
Trying to find the new...
Oh, so the guy that you were with, you were falling out with...
Wait, so you were falling out when you were trying to set up their...
Rebound.
Rebound.
Yeah, just exploring my options, just texting.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Would you say that most women have a backup option?
Yeah.
They should.
They always do.
They should.
All men suck.
Damn.
No, you suck.
Hopefully he doesn't see this.
Bro, I'm still stuck on that nigga paying 300k off for a yacht and none of her friends sucked.
Like, god damn!
What the fuck is going on, bro?
Yo, this shit crazy.
Nigga, if you're watching this right now, I know generational wealth, but that's a generational L. Niggas are going to tell that story for decades.
Yo, did you know that this nigga spent $300K for a yacht in the Bahamas for seven days, brought his girl, and then brought his friends, and his girl brought her friends, and they didn't smash?
Yo, that's crazy.
Can I say one thing?
No.
You can be very boring.
You can go on a yacht trip.
You can fuck the guys.
But you can be very boring and just, like, stand like a statue.
But, like, my friends were fun.
How were they fun?
They were fun.
Like, they were just, like, nice.
Describe to me how they were fun.
They were just, like, having a good time, you know.
Okay.
They had fun, right?
Everybody had fun.
No, no, no.
They had fun, right?
The girls had fun.
The guys had fun, too.
Okay.
How do guys have fun?
Um, because they were talking to them, they were dancing with them.
Do you think men like to just talk to girls?
Yeah, I think they do.
Yo, Suzy, you're funny.
Would you rather stand next to a statue?
I mean, might as well.
You really think guys like to talk to girls?
And that's it?
If you're on a yacht and you have nobody else to talk to.
Your boys, man.
You're on a yacht for seven days.
Yeah, they're forced to, but you think if given the option, guys would just sit there and just want to talk to girls?
And nothing else?
Do you know why guys talk to you?
Personally, Fresh.
Why?
Do you know what?
You tell me.
You tell me.
No, no.
From your mouth.
No, I mean, I guess, like, I can say my answer, but you can say your answer.
Give me your answers.
Why do guys talk to you?
I already know what you're going to say.
No, I'm just curious.
I already know what you're going to say.
All right, so then tell us why we're wrong, or why Fresh is wrong.
No, well, if you're on a yacht, you don't have anybody else to talk to, right?
Jesus.
You need help, man.
No, if you're on a yacht for seven days...
What I'm saying is that they didn't bring them on the yacht to talk to them is what I'm trying to say.
Yeah, but like...
See, she even knows that.
No.
What I'm saying is like...
Them niggas want to smash.
Of course, everybody wants to smash.
Like, no guy wants, like, anything forced.
You know, if it comes, like, naturally.
You know, if I like you, whatever.
Of course, it has to be natural.
But guys still have to, like, try.
But remember, the talking, dancing, needs to lead to something.
Yeah, like, maybe it'll happen, you know?
So they tried.
You just failed.
Yeah, of course.
Okay, well, you...
So they tried.
You didn't say that part.
So that's even worse.
She brought chicks that weren't DTF. I mean, it's not always gonna happen.
I mean, ask the girls on a panel.
Would they go on a yacht for seven days and not smash?
Yeah, I mean...
Axel.
Yeah, better question.
If you had a boyfriend that was rich and successful and said, yo, baby, I'm gonna go ahead and make your dream come true.
I'll get you a yacht for a week.
Right?
I'm gonna bring my friends.
Yo.
Would you bring friends that wouldn't smash his friends?
Yes or no?
Oh.
My god.
My god.
For real.
Okay, um...
Might as well just hire some escorts at this point.
You should've!
You would've been better off doing that!
Terrible!
You brought your whack-ass friends and let them just sit on the boat for a week!
Not fuck, not suck, not do nothing!
Dance!
Just to fuck, and that's it?
That's why men talk to you guys!
No, no, no, no, but just to fuck in the jazz.
Yes!
Only.
Why else are they gonna spend 300k?
I mean, fucking and talking, you know?
We're in there.
Okay, what do my friends get in exchange of that?
They gotta go on a yacht.
Wow!
They get to go on a yacht.
Venezuela.
They go on a yacht for free.
Yeah!
They get food?
Experiences?
Yeah, seven days on a yacht.
That's it?
Seven days on a yacht?
Seven days on a yacht, uh...
That's too...
See, women don't pay for it, bro.
There's no appreciation.
You know how much money $300,000 is?
Hold on, but question.
What do they want in return?
That can support your entire village of Venezuela.
One question for you guys.
These guys with money...
Okay, if they really just wanted to, like, fuck somebody, you think they can't, like, find somebody to just, like, pay and, like, fuck?
They can.
It's a principle, though.
But if they're gonna spend that amount of money for a period of time and be out there like that, obviously they want to get laid.
Yeah, but you can spend seven days...
Nigga, we throw bitches overboard.
No, you can spend...
Falcon Ponds!
Falcon Ponds!
- You did that? - Hey! - Yo! - Yo! - Hey! - X-Rush, X-Rush, bro.
I had to kick girls out one time on a yacht.
Twice.
Wait, nigga, you threw them overboard?
No, no, no.
I was about to say.
But it was like 20 girls.
Us, Sway Lee, and the other Fresh.
And like, it was 20 girls, bro.
So some have to leave.
Bro.
And it was, it is what it is.
They all came to me.
Oh, Chris, man.
Come on, do it, man.
I'm like, what?
Yeah, I just put them on.
I'm like, yeah.
Oh, that makes sense to you?
Yeah, bro.
You do it, nigga.
Sway Lee.
Beautiful.
I'm like, yo.
I'm like, come on, man.
How did you decide which ones were staying?
That was ugly, bro.
The hottest ones.
What?
Y'all kicked the more average girls out?
Okay, I was gonna say this.
What's better?
You keep the girls that are DTF? Right?
But they're not as hot.
That's a good way.
Or you just keep them on because they're bad.
DTF. Yeah.
But for how many days?
Ugly and DTF? Like DTF one day or DTF the trip?
I'll take mid-girls that are DTF over baddies that are going to act bougie.
Get the fuck off my yacht.
Sit there, look pretty.
Take pictures and shit.
Bitch, get the fuck out of here.
But wouldn't you rather somebody that actually likes you versus somebody that you're like...
Come on!
Well, I would say the highest level of a girl liking you is fucking you.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
Wouldn't you rather it come naturally versus forcing it?
No, no.
I do want to come naturally.
Ain't nothing natural about 300K. I'm exceptional.
If I make it that kind of...
You can go to a strip club in the Bahamas.
Have you guys been to a strip club in Bahamas?
No.
They're ratchet.
Nope.
Yeah, I know they are.
You can pay $20 to fuck a girl.
How do you know that?
Because I've been to a strip club in Bahamas.
Hold on, hold on.
Maybe they don't want to fuck Bahamian chicks though.
Maybe they don't want to fuck Bahamian girls.
They don't because they're ratchet.
Okay.
So that doesn't help your case at all.
But what I'm trying to say is, would you rather somebody that actually likes you and wants to fuck you, or somebody that feels like they're forced to fuck you?
It doesn't matter, man.
We're niggas.
For us, it doesn't matter if the girl likes you.
The guys just want to smash.
But to answer your question, you should have a connection with a person on some level, and it should be natural.
But we're just saying, if you're in that environment, that's what you expect to happen over a period of time.
If not, then it's like, why are you even here?
Yeah, facts.
If I have a boat and there's girls acting like prudes, I'm like, bro, why are you here?
Yeah, why are you here?
Get out of here.
Like, go somewhere else.
That's a waste of time.
Yeah.
Because, see, the thing is, women don't foot the bill.
So for y'all, you're like, oh, no, it's just fun.
Yeah.
Okay, you know what?
Give me the portion for the yacht.
Like, this shit costs a 70K. UA smash.
All right, to make this fair, split amongst the five.
Okay, give me 7K. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, like, most guys don't want anything forced.
And if they wanted something, like, easy, they can just go to, like, like I said, like, the club in the Bahamas where they can pay a girl $20 to fuck.
Maybe they don't want to bang like Bahamian horses.
You know, versus, like, these girls that are, like, attractive.
So you just don't want to take accountability for bringing wack-ass friends.
No, no, no.
I'm saying, like, my friends aren't ugly, so I'm like, okay, maybe, you know, get to know them a little bit, and if they want to, then they'll do it.
Your job as a girlfriend, especially for getting such an awesome gift, by the way, is to make sure that your boyfriend looks good.
Yeah.
And by making him look good, you bring chicks that are DTF. That's your job.
No, because he never said that.
He never said like, oh, they have to like smash my friends or whatever.
Seven days?
That's like common sense.
No, because it was more like if they liked them.
I shouldn't have to tell you to make me a sandwich, right?
We're not R. Kelly here.
We're not like, you have to fuck.
R. Kelly?
That nigga fucked minors, bro.
I'm just saying, it's not that situation.
We're not R. Kelly.
Susie, just hold it out.
Hold it out, bro.
That's why this nigga is on his last straw.
The more I hear, the more I'm like, bro.
This nigga, he should brought friends that don't want to smash.
His friends probably made fun of him about that.
Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Were they all white?
My friends?
No, his friends.
No, no.
They were all white.
They were niggas?
They were black?
black it was mixed it was like white black hispanic hispanic yeah they were tight they were tight yeah it was nice them niggas were tight just hold out yeah but like i feel like if guys want to like have sex they can just pay for like a girl like i said But some guys just want a genuine connection.
They don't want a girl that you can pay for.
They want somebody that actually likes them.
Your friends.
Yeah.
And that's what they were looking for.
They weren't looking for like...
What if my friends don't want to fuck that?
I can force them.
My friends are definitely wingman regardless.
Maybe not having sex.
And I think that's better.
Like if you bring...
What about if I bring my friends that I know that likes you back?
It would be easier.
See, what you should have done is say, hey, we're going on a boat.
They got bread.
They got money.
Because you like money.
And your friends like money too.
And then they will go, okay, you got money.
I'll fuck you.
Like, why would he drink the friend?
If you said that, they would have smashed.
But it depends on the friend.
Some friends don't want to fuck because of money.
You don't have to smash.
No, no, but I'm saying that was like a leg up in the race.
No, like, when I invited my friends, they didn't ask me who it was.
It was just like, bring whoever you want.
And, like, I brought my friends.
And it was like, we all had a good time.
And, like, they were happy.
They were like, okay, you guys had a good time.
No, like, we all had a good time.
Them niggas is tight.
I know they are.
No, no, no.
Everybody had a good time.
They're like, like, we're all, like, really good friends.
We're like, we all had such a good time.
Like, it was a fun time.
You know what?
Call them right now.
Call them right now.
Hell no.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We want to see if you had a good time or not.
Call them.
No.
Why not?
Because they didn't have a good time.
He would kill me if he would know that I'm on a podcast and calling him.
He's a private guy.
You're single anyway, so it doesn't matter.
I have a question.
So could it be that because they have such an easy access to it, they truly wouldn't care about it?
Nah, man.
There's no way dudes are spending seven days traveling the Bahamas with some bimbos and not trying to fuck, bro.
And she even admitted that they tried to smash.
It just didn't happen.
Not even if you're truly in love with that guy?
Let me be very blunt about this.
Men don't really enjoy female company like that.
We really don't.
Men and women have very different views on the world.
We have very different interests.
We have different biology.
The way women view things versus the way men view things is completely different.
So we can only tolerate hanging out with you guys for a period of time.
A lot of times we want our quiet space, sandwich, some silence, whatever it may be.
Men and women don't really have that many interests and men don't really enjoy spending that much time with females.
Unless they're in love.
Maybe they're in love.
Yeah, I think you have to be in love.
I don't enjoy spending time with that either.
Hold on, hold on.
Might have been in love?
Yeah, but here's the thing.
That goal comes way down the road.
And even then, you don't want to be around her all the time.
Yeah.
I mean, if you're cool, you're not bothered.
Yeah.
You can deal with it a little bit.
But we don't want to be around y'all all the time.
I don't think women understand how annoying you guys are in general.
A lot of upkeep, makeup, talking.
But I think you're going to tolerate that if you're really, really in love with a girl.
No, man.
Yeah, you will be.
Me?
Personally?
Or you mean men in general?
Because men, when they're really, really, really in love with a woman, like, their whole perspective changes.
In this scenario, they're just going on a yacht.
Oh, in this scenario.
Yes, that's what I'm trying to say.
That's what I'm trying to say.
In general, most of the time, Men aren't really interested in what women got to say or talking to them.
Sorry.
Yeah.
And if that were true, we'd have more girls go into like fucking Toastmasters to learn how to be interesting and have conversations.
But they don't.
Where do they go?
To get BBLs instead.
To go get their hair done instead.
To go get makeup done instead.
There would be way more money spent on personal development by females if men gave a shit about that stuff.
But they don't.
That's why so many girls are, what do you do, what are your interests and hobbies?
Beats?
Beats?
Walking?
Going out?
The gym?
You know what I mean?
Like girls are retarded a lot of times.
So girls don't spend money on personal development.
They spend money on tit development and ass development.
That's what they spend money on.
So if men were interested in that stuff, girls would spend money on it, but they aren't.
So that proves my point.
Women really just aren't that interesting in general.
So for seven days, niggas on a yacht?
Like, come on, man.
We did a lot of, like, different activities.
Of course.
We're, like, island hopping every day.
Who paid for it?
Not me.
Exactly.
All right, let's do some chats real quick, man.
What's the chat saying, bro?
This is crazy.
But it's true, though.
I mean, I don't mean to be an asshole, ladies, but, like, men really don't give a shit about what y'all gotta say that much, man.
I mean, that's cool, but take me on a trip.
See, she knows, man.
And, like, guys can be boring, too.
Why is it all about females?
Men can be boring, too.
No, no, it's not that men are...
Here's the thing.
Like, guys have to be...
If a guy...
Men have to be charismatic and charming to some degree or have some kind of Competence, right?
They just might not be interesting for what you're interested in.
Like, that guy probably knows something about money.
He probably knows something about business.
Maybe knows something about, I don't know, even if he's a trustee, maybe.
He knows something, right?
But women, like, bro.
Bimbos can get far in life.
A nigga that's dumb, he ain't getting nowhere.
Look at Ruby Rose.
Just shows up.
OnlyFans.
Yep.
Crazy world, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Bro, what if me and you got invited on a yacht for 300k, man?
Some chick said, you know, I'll hook y'all figures up, man.
Come on this yacht for 300k.
Come on.
Maybe like a sugar mama.
No, the point is that it would never happen.
It would never happen, bro.
Like an 85-year-old.
Chicks don't pay for nothing, bro.
Women don't pay for nothing.
Unless they love you.
You never know.
An 85-year-old sugar mama?
And what is she gonna expect in return?
Same thing.
What the fuck?
Not even.
That's so rare and far and few between.
Yeah.
Maybe.
I mean, you guys are on, like, YouTube?
No.
With the worst kind of club.
Women don't care.
Like...
Yo, our club doesn't work that way, though.
Our club's different.
Yeah, it doesn't.
It's not.
It's not.
An older sugar mama?
A cougar?
There's no market for sugar mamas.
There's no market for sugar mamas like that.
Women really think that there's sugar mamas out there.
Bro, you know how rare that is?
Bro.
Maybe I will hook you up with one.
Maybe I will find one and be like, you know what?
Maybe.
That's why Chippendales be going out of business everywhere.
Like, chicks don't spend money to look at niggas, bro.
Like, they...
Maybe a bachelorette party here or there or a funny story, but women aren't paying money to male strippers.
They don't give a fuck about none of that shit.
Women aren't visually aroused like we are.
And they do this one night, maybe.
Yeah.
When they're drunk.
Maybe the guy that peed for the yacht, the 300k yacht, maybe he has...
You mean your boyfriend, that nigga?
I don't know.
The rollercoaster?
Bro.
Maybe he has a mother or a grandmother that has money.
Would you guys be interested?
Maybe I can hook you guys up.
No.
No.
I'm just saying.
No?
You're like straight out.
Susie, hold this L by yourself, bro.
What's wrong with you, man?
Susie, hold this L by yourself.
You brought a bunch of prudes on a yacht.
That's why this nigga probably wants to break up with you.
But it's not about me.
I guarantee you his friends roasted him for a couple days after that.
Like, nigga, what the fuck was that?
But it's not about me, no.
It's about you guys.
Hey, mamma mia, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Hey, what the fuck?
I'm trying to hook you up.
I'm trying to hook you guys up.
Hey, you know...
Just hold the L, bro.
So I'm guessing it's a no?
Your silicone girlfriend couldn't bring no attention.
What the fuck is going on?
They don't want to fuck.
This is some bullshit, man.
$300,000 down the tube.
Forget about it.
What the fuck, man?
They don't have an accent, though.
They don't have an accent, though.
They're American.
Yeah.
This is probably mafia.
Extorting 10 businesses to come up with the money to do that shit.
What the fuck, man?
Do you guys want a sugar mama?
No.
Are you sure fresh?
Loki, yes, they want one million dollars.
There's too many jokes to be made.
No, no, we're good.
Too many jokes, man.
Myron, are you sure?
You don't want one million dollars?
Just hold this L, Susie.
You're trying to deflect, man.
You ain't deflecting this one.
You gotta hold this fat L, man.
I'm not deflecting.
I'm trying to hook you up.
I know that nigga tight, man.
I'm trying to hook you up.
We gotta move on, bro.
Let's go.
DeAndre.
There you go.
That shit's too much fun.
Dion says, Vivit just stumped Nikki Haley and Christy with the three countries question.
So tonight we've got to ask the ladies the same question.
Three countries.
Alright, three countries.
We'll start here with Miss Venezuela.
You can't name Venezuela, United States, Canada, or Mexico.
Shoot.
Three countries.
So three countries like randomly?
Yeah, just three countries.
Yeah, of course.
Italy, Spain, and South Korea.
Damn, I should have said Italy too.
I'll give it to you though.
What about you?
Countries?
Colombia?
Okay.
He's taking two more.
You already said Korea.
Yeah, because I said Korea.
There's North and South.
There's only over a hundred more.
I don't know.
I think I'm stumped to be honest.
Alright!
What the fuck, Brenda?
Okay!
Wow!
What about you?
Okay.
Vacations, where you want to travel to?
Oh, man.
Alright.
You heard the windows closing, man.
Computer closed.
I'm sorry, bro.
Alright, what about you?
Susie, I know you know a lot.
Of course.
No, no, no.
It's her that go down.
Nigga, she froze.
Cuba, Fiji, Egypt.
Okay.
I don't know about this thing, okay?
After she heard that window's closed, she was like, oh shit.
Okay, let's see.
Switzerland, Ireland, Bora Bora.
You know what's funny about Suzy?
What?
She's been traveling a lot, but she didn't pay for it.
So you should know countries, nigga.
You should know a lot, nigga.
Anyhow.
I'm sorry, what is this regards?
Like, just to travel to?
No, no, just anything.
Any three countries.
Anything.
But, like, regards to what?
Anywhere.
Your intelligence level.
So just name three countries.
Just three countries.
Just name three countries.
Could be anywhere.
Oh, okay.
You want to get fancy, you can name Eastern Europe.
You can name...
Well, I'm from...
Australia, I don't know.
France, Colombia.
Someone say Columbia.
She's at Columbia.
Before she shut down.
One more.
She said Switzerland.
Slovakia, Slovenia.
Okay, cool.
All right.
All right.
Wow.
Do you want to try again?
Reboot?
Jamaica.
Okay.
Okay.
Dominican Republic.
Okay.
Good job.
You got it.
You got it.
Yeah.
When I think of where I want to go, it's easier.
That's a reboot that computer.
Goddamn, bro.
Okay.
Okay.
Wow.
What do we got here next?
Shout out to the best pod in the world, ladies.
What is the biggest lesson you learned from the last relationship?
That's a good question.
Hold it, because I've got to ask the next question here.
Okay, so we talked about a guy searching your phone.
Have you ever asked for or looked at your guy's phone?
You will think that I'm lying, but I promise I won't.
I'm not lying.
Or even asked for the passcode.
Or tried.
Oh yeah, I did ask for the passcode, but not to check the chats, just to put YouTube and put the music on his phone.
Before you guys banged?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Maybe.
Okay.
What song was it that you searched?
Oh.
I searched a lot of songs.
Romeo Santos.
My playlist is Romeo Santos.
or micro TDAH micro TDAH as well he's Spanish nigga he's Spanish nigga he's Spanish nigga he's Spanish man just accept it man the fuck out of here he's Spanish nigga he's Spanish nigga he's Spanish nigga he's Spanish nigga you will think that I'm lying is because I've been lucky to to have trust in a relationship that but you said you haven't Where did you know?
No, no, no.
That was a long time ago.
Yeah, we know.
Okay.
So, yeah, we had trust at each other and we got, like, each other's passcode to search off on the phone real quick or just watch YouTube or watch a movie in either other's phone.
So, we hadn't had the...
Issues.
Exactly.
Wait, did we get to her?
Did your guy ever ask you to search your phone?
No.
Never?
Never.
Not one time?
No.
Because I think when I was in a relationship, I was being loyal to that person, and I show loyalty to my boyfriend then.
And I didn't let him know that, hey, I work as a model, I work as a singer, I work as a violinist, so it may be weirdos texting me out there.
And at that time, We're just texting me.
But I was like, in my phone, like, look at this crazy guy.
Like, I had that time.
You showed him.
You showed him.
Exactly.
What about you?
Have you ever asked to get a passcode or to search the guy's phone?
Yeah, I searched the phone.
What'd you find?
Just text messages.
Well, other chicks?
Yeah, it was early on in the relationship, so I was kind of expected, you know?
Was that the guy that you...
Got my phone searched?
Yes.
But it was in the beginning?
Yeah, so it was opposite roles.
Ah, so in the beginning of the relationship, he was still talking to girls because he wasn't sure if she was the one.
But then towards the end of the relationship, when it was starting to fall off, she started talking to other guys because she was sure he wasn't the one.
So at the beginning, were you cheating?
No.
Stop the cap.
She had backup though.
Backup, backup.
Yeah, she had backup, backup.
Okay.
What about you?
Yep, I've gone through phones.
Okay, why'd you do it?
Insecure!
Um, my ex was cheating on me all the time.
What made you think that?
Um, like, he would go somewhere, like, he'd be like...
You play volleyball!
No, no.
He'd be like, I'm going to this business meeting or something, and he'd go to, like, I'd find, like, Krabby Joe receipts or something, like a restaurant receipt, and I'd be like, oh, what was this meeting?
Nigga took a chick to the Krusty Krab?
Krabby Daddy?
You got a Krusty Krab pizza?
Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!
So wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Was this the guy that got you the ring?
No.
Somebody else.
This was my last.
So the high school sweetheart is the one that got me the ring and my last boyfriend was the cheater.
Okay.
How old were you when you had your last boyfriend?
I was 21 when we started in 22.
Oh, so this is like four years ago.
Yeah.
How long were you guys together?
A year.
Okay.
And then you suspected he was cheating because he said he would have these business meetings.
Well, not just that.
There'd be like, I paid for his hotel when he was staying in Dallas and he like ghosted me for the weekend.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wait.
That silence, though.
Hold on.
Wait, what?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm trying to...
Wait.
You what?
So...
Pay for his hotel.
Number one.
Wait.
Were you in Texas?
I don't know.
I was in Canada.
He was...
He was in the...
Okay, okay, okay.
So he goes to you as in, like, he didn't answer your phone?
Like, barely.
Like, maybe once or twice he would, like, text me and be like, I'm going to bed or something.
But, like, it was, like...
What did he allege to do in Texas?
It was a basketball tournament.
Oh, he's a basketball player?
Yeah.
There you go.
Were you guys both in college?
No, he's 10 years older than me.
That nigga finessed you.
Oh, he finessed me 100%.
If he's 10 years older, how's he still playing college basketball?
He wasn't playing college.
He's a professional basketball player.
Okay.
NBDL or some?
Or Canadian League?
He played in the G League in America, but when we were together, he was in the Canadian League.
Okay, and they were playing a game in Canada?
The season was out, so he was doing tournaments.
You can, I guess, win, like, cash at these tournaments, these basketball tournaments or something.
So you paid for his hotel?
Yeah.
Why?
He was like, I don't really have money right now.
He has a kid, too, and stuff, so he would be saying he was sending money back home, and his family, like, is not well off at all, so he said that he was giving all of his money to his family, so I was helping him.
How tall was he?
He's 6'10".
Yeah, there you go.
Makes sense.
God!
See, I promise you, bro, niggas that are that tall could sell a dream to anybody.
I'm sorry, but I will never.
I'm going to make it to the league.
Just help me out.
One day, baby.
One day.
I will never get a guy any money.
I'll pay you back.
Yeah.
I don't care how tall you are.
All right, so you think he was smashing a chick there?
100%.
Most definitely.
Okay, so when you were going through his phone, what did you find?
A lot of things.
What was the worst?
What made you say, fuck it, I'm out?
He had a baby on the way with another woman.
Well, did you find porn videos in there?
He had a lot.
He was probably talking to 20 girls, but there was one girl that had a baby on the way.
So there was a lot of nude pictures in there.
Did he have videos of him smashing the girls?
No, I didn't see that.
That would have been even funnier.
That would be hilarious, bro.
He was saying to other girls, like, oh, let's have babies together.
Meanwhile, his girlfriend has another baby on the way.
Did he tell you, let's have babies together, too?
Oh, we were, like, trying, basically.
Yo, my nigga sold a dream to the highest level.
It works, bro!
Yo, I mean, yo...
Liner Girls is the way to go, man.
If you want to, yeah.
It can fuck up, though.
You know what?
Actually, he was fairly honest with me a lot of the time.
Like, I would catch him doing something, and he would be like, yeah, this is what it was.
And he would tell me it was good.
But you'd have to catch him.
You'd have to catch him first.
Gotta catch him all.
Yeah, you had to catch him.
Yeah, you had to catch him first.
He was honest.
I got blood on my hands.
You caught me.
I killed him.
I killed him.
You caught me.
I shot the sheriff.
You know?
You know what I'm saying?
No, like, okay, obviously when I had solid evidence, he's gonna like, but times where I was just like accusing him.
Yo.
She had to do a full investigation.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
Look at what I got.
Okay, you got me.
Susie, so your prior argument, you said niggas that are broke won't cheat.
There you go.
They will still cheat.
Oh, no, they will.
And you know what?
He probably had money.
He just wasn't giving it to me.
Like, he was playing basketball.
Like, they make good money.
He finessed you.
He did, 100%.
I think all guys will cheat.
Who broke up with who?
You broke up with him or he broke up with you?
He broke up with me.
Oh, damn.
Why'd he break up with you?
I think another girl's the number one.
Um...
She's not the number one.
He said that I was just super nice.
I don't know.
He just said that he couldn't do that to me anymore.
This was actually before I found out about the baby.
He was breaking up with me and he was like, I can't do this to you, blah, blah, blah.
I didn't know that there was a baby.
A week later, he was like, let's get back together, all this stuff, but there's something I have to tell you.
Was he black?
Yeah, Chris.
Duh, bro.
Yeah, 16.
Do it.
Basketball player?
Alright, so he broke up with you, then a week later said, I have something to tell you, and then he told you, okay, this nigga's the king of Sail and Dream.
What'd he say?
Hey, I'm about to have another kid, but you don't have a family.
He was just like, guess what I did.
And I'm like, what did you do?
And honestly, actually, the freaky part was, the night before, I was like, I had a dream that you were on the phone with this girl who was his ex, that you were yelling at her.
And he was like, yeah, there's something.
That's crazy you said that.
Just guess.
And I'm like, what?
He's like, it's the worst thing a woman could ever go through.
And I was like, you got another woman pregnant.
He's like, yep, and guess who?
And I was like, your ex.
And he was like, yep.
And I was like, okay, it's alright.
I guess we'll figure it out and see what happens.
Oh, so you took him back?
Yeah.
She was too nice.
Stupid!
She fell through the whole shebang.
And then I went through his phone and I saw that there was not only the baby mama, that there was all these other girls.
And then I started acting crazy and being like...
You know what's funny?
You were never the main girl.
No, I, yeah.
Never.
You were just like an ATM machine.
Basically.
No, he was using me for sure.
Because he was living at my crib and everything, too.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
You were basically the sugar mama.
I was 150%.
She was like number five on this list.
I could smash and get free money and trips.
I'm staying here, nigga.
Can I ask?
Myron, I'm going to need to borrow your notebook.
Why?
Can I borrow it?
What are you going to write?
You're going to doodle some dumb shit.
Doodle some dumb shit.
You're going to doodle a yacht.
Things not to do.
Oh, okay.
Well, you already know not to do this.
Sorry, you were going to say something?
Yeah, so do you think guys low-key, or not low-key, actually like bitches, and then when a nice girl comes around, they actually mistreat her?
Even though they would say they want that, but when that happens, they're just like...
No, no.
His thing was that it's just that she wasn't the main girl.
Yeah.
That's why.
That he did that dumb shit.
But men prefer for a girl that you're gonna take seriously?
Absolutely you want a nice girl.
Some dumb hoe wrote a book saying men love bitches.
Maybe for sex, but for taking seriously, bro?
Hell no, man.
They're insufferable, bro.
You know what it is?
When the guy is ready to settle down, he's ready to settle down.
So you might be the perfect girl, but he wasn't ready to settle down.
At least not with her.
Yeah, her problem is that unfortunately she just wasn't the main girl.
No matter what she did, it would never ever work out anyway.
And his family loved me and everything.
When we broke up, his family was calling me and was like, fuck that bitch.
But you're dating him though, not his family.
Okay, what about you?
I forgot the question.
The question is, have you ever searched a guy's phone?
Yeah.
Well, you did the email.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Email, but have you done a phone as well?
Yeah, of course.
Because we had each other's passwords.
Okay, was that guy?
Yeah, that guy.
Have you searched a guy's phone since?
Well, I searched two of my ex-boyfriend's phones.
After this dude?
Well, no.
Both of my relationships, we had each other's passcode.
Okay, but since you've been in Miami, have you searched a guy's phone?
No.
No?
No, I haven't.
There hasn't been any...
Not even this new Italian guy?
You ever searched this shit?
I've seen it when he's like, what's he texting?
What is he doing in there?
Yeah, but he doesn't notice.
Yeah, yeah, what is he looking at?
You know, I'm just seeing who he's texting and what he's looking at.
What is he looking at?
He's just texting people.
Okay.
But he's obviously not just texting people the whole time.
What else is he doing?
No, but in front of me, he's just texting people, so that's what I look over and like, let me be a little like, you know.
Fly on the wall.
Yeah.
I don't think he'll notice.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay.
And then for you?
Have you ever searched a guy's phone?
Yes, six, seven years ago with my first boyfriend in America.
You didn't search this guy's phone back?
No, I did not.
Not the Jewish guy either?
No.
No?
I couldn't even if I wanted to.
Yeah, but no, I learned from it.
I figured, you know, you don't want the kind of relationship where you have to go through somebody's phone.
Okay.
All right.
Shit.
Danik died.
Yeah, he did die.
He fell off.
Okay.
We got some more chats here?
Okay.
And then, yeah, I was going to say, oh, can you click the video in the chat that I last posted?
Okay.
I got a video to react to right here real quick.
While Bills pulls that up.
Let's see here.
Emilia Muka, shout out to the best pod on the world, ladies.
What is the biggest lesson you learned?
Oh yeah, what's your biggest lesson you learned from your last relationship?
We can start right here with Miss...
I think I know what she's going to say.
Tell me.
No, no, go ahead.
What's the biggest lesson you learned?
I'll tell you after you say.
Well, I guess I'm going to get back to the phone situation.
I learned, you know, you don't want to be in a kind of relationship where you get into a situation where either party search each other's phone.
Okay.
That's not the only one, but that's not.
Okay.
What about you?
Well, you said you're going to say something.
I was going to say it's a not get with a guy that searches your phone or some shit like that.
I think for me, probably just keep your options open.
Did you learn that from this last relationship?
Um...
Yeah.
Did you miss out on opportunities while you were with him?
Probably.
For sure.
Yeah, probably, but you know...
What makes you say probably?
It's gonna be a new year, new me.
She got offers.
So, like, maybe, you know, like, maybe next year I will be smarter and just, like, see...
Who's laughing?
Sorry.
All right.
Did I say something wrong?
No, no, no.
No, I mean, it's...
Smarter?
Okay, what about you?
Next year, 2024.
Yeah, what's the most important thing you learn in a relationship?
Not to spend money on men or to date basketball players.
Alright.
I guess, given the last story, it's a reasonable lesson learned.
What about you?
To never be too good to a man because they don't appreciate it.
What happened to you where that happened?
Who hurt you?
Goddamn.
Yeah, that was mine too.
Just being a really good bitch and just not getting appreciated, you know?
Not even cheating or nothing, just not feeling appreciated.
Well, if you're really a good bitch, doesn't it go against being good?
What do you mean?
Well, bitches aren't really good.
Yeah.
Well, a good girl, whatever you want to call it.
A good woman, you know.
Okay, okay.
How are you a good woman and how is that betrayed?
Because I'm a good woman.
Like, I'm loyal.
I'm not a bitch.
Like, I'm really nice.
I really care about you, your well-being.
Are you really loyal, though?
No, I'm really loyal.
I'm loyal to the soil.
What do you mean?
You texted another girl.
Another guy, sorry.
No, I already said that was afterwards, when I already decided I didn't want to be with him no more.
But you still were with him, though.
Yeah, I just didn't call out labels or whatever.
Isn't that crazy?
But that's after I didn't feel appreciated, you know, so I pulled all that back.
Yeah, leave him.
Exactly.
Just be single, then.
Yeah, but that's still cheating, which is the opposite of loyalty.
You're just gathering some options, you know?
Before you escape.
But that's the definition of lack of loyalty.
Yeah, that's after I pulled all that back, though.
I pulled all that back.
So in your head, you guys were broken up.
So he wasn't getting that treatment.
No, I get that.
In my head, I'm already gone.
But in his head, you guys are still together.
And technically, you guys still were.
Yeah, because a woman, mentally, she leaves before she physically leaves.
That is true.
Yeah, but that's still cheating, though.
Yeah, whatever you want to call it.
So you're not loyal.
It is cheating.
You're not loyal.
Yeah, I guess.
Okay, so besides loyalty, what else?
Since you're such a good girl, or as you would say, a good bitch, I don't know.
Well, yeah, I was loyal.
I actually cared for him.
Wait, we just proved you were loyal.
Okay, whatever.
Maybe I wasn't loyal.
I cooked.
I cleaned.
I was just...
What did he do to you that made you really not feel appreciated?
What did he do specifically?
Just, you know, built up behavior of just not feeling appreciated, not feeling loved, not getting loved properly with your love languages, you know?
How?
How?
Like, I just didn't feel the effort.
I wasn't getting my love languages.
Can you describe this to us?
Because we speak English, not womanese.
So, like, love languages and all this other stuff, men typically don't communicate in this way.
We need specific examples where you can show us where you felt that you were being appreciated.
I wasn't getting thank yous.
Okay.
I wasn't getting compliments.
Now we're getting similar.
Like all the time?
All the time.
As much as I wanted.
Words of affirmation.
I wasn't exactly love languages, but he don't know that.
So I wasn't getting told what I wanted to get told.
Well, we don't know which ones you like, so we would never know.
Exactly.
I wasn't getting affection that I wanted.
I just wasn't getting loved properly.
Was he paying bills?
Like your bills?
And that too.
He wasn't providing in that sense too.
So that's why that plus the non-appreciation is just over with, you know?
Do you think you chose the wrong man though?
Yeah.
So whose fault is that?
That's mine.
That's why I left.
Okay.
That's why I opened up more options.
Yeah, your legs.
You should have opened up more options, right?
Pick again.
What did that guy do for, like, working shit?
Oh, he was just, like, a regular blue-collar worker, you would call it.
He just had a regular job.
Like, at a warehouse.
He just had a regular job.
This is back in California?
Yeah, this was back in California.
How much was he earning per year?
I don't know.
Whatever a regular warehouse worker makes in a year?
I don't know.
So, what made you go with him?
Huh?
What made you pick him?
Oh, I was really young when I started dating him, and I just...
How old were you?
I was, like, 15?
Yo!
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I was really young, so, like, of course, I can't even choose.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
How old was he?
He was older, so he had room for leverage.
Yeah, but how old was he when you met him?
He was a lot older, yeah.
Oh, nah, bro.
What about you, bro?
What the hell?
What's the age of consent in California?
Is it 18?
There's a pattern here, bro.
There's a pattern here, bro.
I swear to God, bro.
Shit's crazy.
Alright.
Oh my gosh, bro.
Niggas be risking it just for some bucks, bro.
What the fuck, bro?
Niggas be risking it.
He fucking Pamela before that shit, nigga.
I said there's a warehouse.
You're about to go to jailhouse.
Yo, what the fuck?
How long we out together?
It's 18.
I think it says 18.
Wait, so until you were what?
18, you said?
Like 20.
For five years.
Nigga bust a tiger move.
Okay.
What about you?
It's a mess.
She turned 21.
I'm out.
Someone said it's 17?
18.
And there's no Romeo Juliet.
Oh, there's no Romeo Juliet lost?
Nah.
Damn.
Don't say his name.
All right, cool.
That nigga going to jail.
Yeah.
What about you?
What'd you learn from your last relationship?
What I learned from my last relationship, set my emotions first, like my mental health first.
And if you don't enjoy your time alone, like single, you're not ready to be in a relationship.
Yeah, that's a good one, girl.
Okay, what made you come to this conclusion?
Did you go crazy on your last guy?
Yes.
Not crazy on that guy.
I think she's crazy, bro.
The thing is, well, I grew up in Venezuela, but I think I grew up inside a bubble with the love and care of my family, so I didn't experiment the world and sexuality as it is until I came to the United States, and I turned 18, and that bubble basically just popped.
Basically, her hymen.
No, not.
No, just kidding.
And basically, I had to experience everything by myself, with not the help of my parents, because we were in a foreign country.
Alright, so you grew up sheltered, is what you're saying.
No, not shelter.
Well, yeah, shelter.
But okay, I live a good life in Venezuela, but under so much care under my family.
Is your family a politician?
Politicians?
No.
What do they do in Venezuela?
In Venezuela, well, my mom was a lab, I don't know how, a phlebotomist, I think it's called.
Oh, okay.
Takes blood?
She draws blood?
Exactly.
Okay, phlebotomist.
And my dad used to be on a company where they're, like, distribute...
Cocaine?
I'm sorry.
No.
No, no, no.
They distribute, like, medicines.
Medicines like, you know, acetaminophen, ibuprofen.
Drugs, eh?
Not drugs.
Pharmaceuticals.
Pharmaceuticals.
There you go.
Legal drugs.
So yeah, but the thing is, I was raised under a Christian family.
So a very conservative family.
Yeah.
So I didn't have that kind of experimental thing during my teenagers.
What part is Venezuela you from?
Caracas.
Bless you.
Caracas City.
The capital.
Okay.
So the thing is, when I came here and I was ready for our relationship, I went on crazy.
And I put my relationship first instead of me.
I put the guys first and the desires instead of me.
And when I broke up and when I started meeting other guys, I was the same.
Putting their desires first.
Why do you think that's bad, though?
Putting the man's desires first.
In terms of a relationship, you need to be equal.
You think men and women are equal?
You what?
Yeah, of course.
In terms of a relationship, of course it is.
Well, okay.
I think when it comes to love and affection, you guys need to give the 100% of each other when it comes to in a relationship.
Okay.
But in every relationship, let's just be honest here, one person has to like the other more.
That's just how it is.
You can never have 50-50 attraction for each other.
One person always likes each other more.
Who do you think needs to be the one to like the other person more?
The man or the woman?
Well, I heard and read that in order for a relationship to work, the man has to be more in love than the woman.
I think that's wrong.
But that's what I read.
I think that's wrong.
You think that's wrong?
I think the girl needs to like the guy more, and I don't think anything is equal in a relationship.
Why do you think that?
Well, do you want a man that's a leader?
A man that's a leader?
Because I'm a leader as well.
Well, can there be two leaders?
Of course.
Where does that work?
Of course it works.
Name one country where there's two leaders.
You cannot compare a country with a relationship.
Name one company where there's two leaders.
A company with two leaders?
Well, the CEO and the CFO? No.
They're both leaders.
There's one final decision maker.
The final decision maker that makes it in a...
That's the boss.
Not necessarily, though.
He might get their opinions.
That depends on the company's structure.
Because sometimes the companies make this structure because of a thing.
Hold on, stop, stop, stop.
There's always one person that has the final say.
Because if that were the case, nothing would ever get done.
There's one president, there's one CEO. There always has to be a hierarchy in everything.
There's no such thing as equal leaders or anything like that.
That's a very feminine way to think, by the way.
Because I'm a feminine?
No, it's a very feminine way to think.
Women tend to think that everything is equal and let's go and make things egalitarian, but that's not how the world really works.
There's always got to be a final decision maker, a leader, a decider, etc.
But you know that the boss or the final boss that makes the decision, they need to be on a group first.
I'm not saying that they can't hear it, but here's the thing.
I'm not saying that he's not going to listen to their opinion.
But at the end of the day, he makes the final decision.
He takes all that in and then makes the decision.
Consideration.
The thing is that when it comes to a relationship...
But that proves my point, though, that there's a final decision.
That's what I'm trying to establish here.
That there's no such thing as two leaders.
Of course there are.
When it comes to the 100% between each other...
Okay, so if you're in a relationship with a man, you want to be able to boss him around?
Sometimes.
Are you actually going to be attracted and aroused by a man that you can boss around?
Sometimes.
Sometimes.
Depends on what situation he wants me to be the boss.
Okay.
Do you want a man that's assertive and dominant?
Dominant?
Yeah.
Do you want a guy that's like assertive and dominant?
Depends on the situation.
A-type personality, alpha, as they would say.
What?
You want a guy that has an A-type personality, also known as alpha?
That would be really good.
Do you think an alpha is going to sit there and let you boss him around?
Sometimes.
The answer is no.
No, it's just sometimes.
Men can be dominant, but women can be dominant sometimes.
Not really.
Yeah, really.
Not really.
Yeah, really.
Because the whole purpose of being dominant is being dominant all the time.
Not all the time.
That's you.
You don't pick and choose.
Because leaders know to delegate.
Yeah, you make the sandwich.
100% of the time.
100%.
What is that?
You said 100%, right?
Make me a sandwich.
Yeah, that's how you become dominant.
You dominate that sandwich.
Okay, Maren, do you want American or Swiss?
There you go.
See?
I see Susie asking the right questions.
Hey, she's single, bro.
She's single, bro.
She's single.
There you go.
See, like, I mean, I get what you're saying that, like, you know, both parties are equal as in, like, they both have good value or whatever, but the man has to be the leader.
Like, it doesn't work the other way around.
And I also think that the woman needs to like the man more.
And the reason why is because men and women are different and women get bored in relationships more.
So since women get bored in relationships faster, they need to be excited by the relationship.
The only way the woman's going to be emotionally stimulated and excited by the relationship is she feels if she has a better guy than herself, which means she needs to like him more than he likes her.
But you called it though because you said earlier you were more naive, more like sheltered.
But if you really think about it, you chose the wrong people to give your all to.
Sorry, what?
You chose the wrong people?
Oh yeah, I chose the wrong people to spend with, yeah.
But that doesn't mean you can't find the right person to give that to.
Exactly.
Which is your current issue because you're saying, okay, equal, but people you had in the past weren't even for you.
Exactly.
The other thing too, controversial, I think women need to put their man first before themselves.
I think women are designed to serve a man.
That's where women get their pleasure.
It's from being with the best guy that they can get and serving that man and helping him be the best version.
But if the guy's doing everything and serving her, it doesn't work that way because men are the leaders.
Like women are natural nurturers.
Well, who are they going to nurture?
They're going to nurture and care for the man that they love.
If the girl works for the man, I think that relationship won't...
Won't even work with.
Because if a woman who does not love herself, how is she supposed to love a guy if she doesn't love herself?
Well, assuming she's not crazy and mentally stable and came from a solid household.
So in order to a relationship to work, like in my opinion, you guys both need to love each other as a person.
Like, I need to love myself first.
You need to love yourself first.
I mean, that's...
I'm not talking about that.
I'm not talking about finding yourself in everything.
I'm talking about once you're actually in the relationship and you guys are together, I'm saying that the woman needs to like the guy more.
That's how relationships last.
I disagree with that a little bit because women can live an entire relationship not being in love with that person and still being with the guy.
No.
Yes.
Absolutely not.
I don't think so, girl.
I think you have to like the guy.
If not, I'm out.
There are some times that they can spend so many relationships without not liking it.
But then it has to be for a reason.
You want to get a green card or something out of it?
I'm not wasting my time on a guy that I don't like.
The man has the nature of provide.
So if the guy does not love the girl, the girl loves the man.
There's a lot of guys out there.
You're right, but you understand my point.
No, the woman needs to like the guy more, and it's very simple, because women need emotion.
Women need to feel that feeling, right?
She said before, I didn't feel a certain way.
I didn't feel appreciated.
I didn't feel love.
I didn't get my admiration that I want.
You think men give a shit about that?
We go through life.
We might not get a compliment from a girl until we're 30-something years old.
Men don't need affirmation in this bullshit.
Women need that stuff.
Women need the emotional stimuli.
Men don't care about that.
There's guys that go through life, never got a compliment for a girl, never got a kiss from a girl, nothing.
Men don't need it.
Women do, though.
So what I'm saying is that the girl needs to like the guy more because women require emotional stimulation to feel attraction.
But if the guy doesn't love...
Equal or more than the woman?
How is he supposed to, you know, fulfill those desires?
Yeah, that's why I left my relationship because I wasn't feeling fulfilled.
I felt like I was giving more than receiving.
Do you get my point?
Yeah, but men, but yeah, I get that.
But in general, if a relationship is working, the guy provides way more value than the girl most of the time.
Because women don't get with men, women don't get with men, right, that they see as less than most of the time.
And if they do, they quickly realize, like you did, right, like you did, and they leave.
So, what I'm saying is that, like, men have to provide value to a degree, and if you don't, you're on a time clock until the girl realizes and leaves.
Mm-hmm.
But it doesn't work the other way around.
Unless the girl doesn't realize.
Like when you're younger.
When you're younger.
But going back to what I was saying with you, that's why I'm saying the girl needs to like the guy more because girls get bored in relationships more and girls initiate breakups more than men do.
How many times have you been broken up with in your life?
Have I been broken up?
How many times has a guy dumped you?
Never?
Once?
Wait.
My first boyfriend dumped me.
Okay.
Now how many guys have you dumped?
More than he even dumped me.
There you go.
How about you?
How many guys have you dumped versus how many guys have dumped you?
I've done all the dumping.
There you go.
What about you?
I'm one and one.
Okay.
You're 50% win rate.
What about you?
I don't know.
You've definitely dumped men more than they've dumped you though.
Um.
Oh, and by the way, this goes for the guys that hit on you as well, that even try to get a chance.
Yeah.
Okay, well, that's a lot there.
There you go.
That's a lot of the time.
Yeah.
So what I'm trying to say is that women reject men way more than men reject women.
So if someone is easily bored and rejects more, wouldn't it make sense for that individual that they need to be preoccupied and stimulated more?
You just do the math.
If women dump men more, and women require more to be happy, and women have higher standards, that means that they are the selector, correct?
Yes.
As a selector, you have more options, correct?
So, as a selector, that means that you have a higher threshold to be happy, yes?
Yes.
So therefore, for you to stay in a situation, you must be more happy and you must feel satisfied to a higher degree than the other party, correct?
It didn't work for me in my past relationship liking the person more.
Because you chose the wrong person.
Yeah.
See, that's the problem here.
You're choosing people that are not even giving you what you actually want.
But here's the thing.
On paper, though, hold on.
This is why it's so important.
He kept you around for five years even though he didn't provide anything.
Think about that, because you liked him more.
So, that proves my point, that relationships last longer if the woman likes the guy more.
She has to.
Otherwise it's not gonna last, because women have so many check boxes that they need from the guy.
But then you outgrew them, and you're like, wait, hold on, this nigga's a bum.
Ah, I'm good, I can do better.
Yeah, the guy's not gonna leave.
The woman will leave.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Men don't end relationships.
The only time I've seen guys really, really end relationships for real is the girl cheated on them or whatever.
But men rarely end relationships.
In your situation, that's a rare situation.
He had a chick.
He got pregnant.
That was the main girl.
But he came back to you after!
So it's like...
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
But I feel like in order for a woman to be fulfilled and loved properly, the man should like her more than she likes him.
Just for her to feel it, you know?
Because women require more.
That'd be annoying.
But he provides...
He's already going to be providing you more by...
If he attracted you, by definition, he'd provide him more.
Because think about it.
Okay.
What do girls have to barter with?
Their looks and their sexuality.
Right?
Let's keep it a thousand.
Personality to a degree, right?
What do men have to barter with?
Well, for us, fortunately, we could barter with our looks, our charm, our charisma, our money, our status.
So we have more things to barter with.
But the thing is that the things that we have to barter with are harder to acquire.
We're not born with, you know, looks that can attract the opposite gender.
Maybe to a degree, but...
You guys can't just put on makeup.
Yeah, and just get bitches.
It's not going to happen.
So...
Men have to bring more value.
So I look at it like, if I see a man with a woman, 9 out of 10 times he brings more value than that girl did to get the relationship.
Not every single time, but most of the time.
Because he has to pull you.
He has to talk to you.
He has to charm you, right?
And being real here, man, you give a girl what she wants, she wants more.
She wants more and more and more to a point where a guy's like, what the fuck, man?
How much more should I give you?
Wait, you just thinking to yourself?
No.
That wasn't me, that was Mo.
That was me.
No, you think this up, nigga.
No, no, that was me, that was me.
I wish, man.
That was me, that was Mo.
Alright.
But anyway, that's why I genuinely think that the woman needs to like the guy more, just because women get bored in relationships more, and they need more satisfaction, so they need to get that emotional stimuli to feel like, I got the best deal, so they don't leave.
Yeah, the problem, though...
You're not...
No?
No?
Like, I'm still in the middle.
Like, I kind of disagree, but...
It's not like the guy's not showing her affection or not liking her at all.
They're not saying, like, oh, the girl's only liking the guy and the guy's not, like, it's not reciprocated.
It's just saying the girl's going to have a higher level of interest in the man than the man is in the woman.
It's basically for a girl to stay around longer.
She needs to like him more.
Hold on.
I'll put this into woman terms.
Let's go into a dream situation, all right?
You go to buy a purse, right?
But, you got a coupon.
10% off, right?
You go to the store and you get your purse.
You use your coupon, $10,000 purse, you get it for $9,000.
Woo!
I say the thousand bucks is awesome, right?
But, your friend, a week later, fast forward, right?
Your friend, she gets the same purse, but she has a 20% coupon.
She gets it for $8,000.
She has an extra coupon.
She gives it to you.
Are you going back to the store to use that 20% coupon and get that extra $10k off?
For the same purse?
Yeah.
The same purse.
Yes.
She used a coupon, a 20% off coupon, and she got $2,000 off, but you used the 10% coupon and you only got $1,000 off.
But she has an extra coupon.
She gives it to you so that you can go and get that extra $1,000 off.
Are you going to the store?
I mean, if I have the purse, like, call me dumb, but if I got the purse, why wouldn't go to the store?
To save $1,000, right?
To get $1,000 back.
Like, return the old one and use the coupon for a new one.
Okay, what about you?
Are you going back to the store to get that $1,000 back?
I'm not comprehending how that has to do with...
Holy fuck.
But just please answer that.
I'm going to explain it here in a second.
It's an analogy.
You said to get more money off?
Would I go back?
Okay, ladies.
You go to the store.
You get your dream purse.
The purse is $10,000, but you have a 10% coupon.
They give it to you for $9,000.
Okay?
A week later, your friend gets the same exact purse, but she has a 20% coupon.
Okay?
Okay?
She gives you an extra one.
Are you going back to the store to get that $1,000 off?
Yeah, I guess so.
Yes.
Yeah, $1,000 is $1,000.
Yeah.
I'm not going.
Why not?
I don't know.
I wouldn't go.
I don't think I would go.
You wouldn't go to save $1,000?
I mean, if I can afford it first already.
No, you use a coupon.
Coupon.
To get 10% off.
Yeah, to get 10% off.
Yeah, so why wouldn't you go back to get the other 1,000 off?
Okay, whatever the value is, if I can afford a full value...
You clearly couldn't use a coupon.
Okay, for 10%.
I'm not going for the extra 10 if I could already.
If it's $10,000 and I can afford a purse of $10,000 myself, I'm not going to go back.
I'm probably doing something where my time is more valuable.
I agree with that on a scale of a pair of pants or something, but like $1,000?
Fuck out here.
You gambler.
You going back to that goddamn thing, man.
Stop.
Stop lying, bro.
You going back to that store for $1,000.
Okay, what's your analogy?
Yeah.
What about you?
Are you going to the store to save the money?
Like, if I already got the purse, I don't know.
Like, yeah, I kind of agree with her.
Well, if you even lower the value or higher the value, let's say it's a purse of $50, you get 10% off, that's $5.
Are you going to go for the other $5?
But this is $1,000.
Right, but if you can afford the value of the full value, then those $1,000 don't really matter to you that much.
So your time is more valuable than driving back and getting the other 10%.
You can't afford it.
You got a coupon.
That's how you can afford it.
So you spent all your money on the bag.
Make sense?
Your time isn't worth $1,000?
Okay, but then it's $9,000 for the purse.
Yes.
It's still high value of the purse.
So if I can afford also $9,000...
I get what you're saying, but just for the analogy, he's just saying that's all the money you had.
Okay, if that's like all the money...
Never mind, bro.
Never mind.
Just we'll move on.
Then you do it.
Yeah, we'll move on.
Don't I make sense?
Huh?
Don't I make sense, though?
Yeah, but...
No, you don't.
But can you make the connection, though?
Like, the coupon to the previous conversation?
She wants to know why.
Yeah, so what I'm trying to say is simply...
Your friend, she doesn't need to go back to the store because she already knows she got the best discount.
Okay?
So what I'm saying is that with women, if they feel like they got the best deal, they're not fucking going anywhere.
Yes.
But if women don't feel like they got the best deal, they're going back to the store.
Yes.
That's my analogy.
Okay?
Yeah.
So if women feel like they got the best guy, right?
Yeah.
He's attractive, he does all the things, and he's emotionally stimulating them.
They're not going anywhere because they like him more than he likes her.
And they feel like they got a deal.
If you feel like you got a deal, you feel a sense of satisfaction.
You ever get a discount at a store?
Oh, wow, I got this couch for $500, but it's normally for $1,000.
Oh, I got this for Black Friday.
Why do niggas stand in front of the line in front of Best Buy for a day?
So that they can feel like they got a good deal.
But it pisses people off when they don't feel like they got a good deal.
Getting used by a loser, paying a hotel, getting ripped off, et cetera.
Women have a very delicate sensitivity to feeling like they got ripped off by a man.
That's why if a girl pays a bill for a guy or whatever, they feel this sense of disdain and anger and they're like, what the fuck?
So what I'm saying is that women need to feel like they have the best deal.
That's my analogy.
So if you got 20% off on that purse and you felt like, oh, this is a discount, this is awesome, you're not taking that purse back.
Like the other girl that's going to go over there and take it back because she does the thing like she got the best deal.
She's going back to the store.
That's my analogy.
Yeah.
That's a new one for y'all.
So, that's how I look at females and dealing with men.
Women want the best deal in a dating marketplace.
And if they feel like they got the best deal, they're not going back to the store.
Yep.
Okay, we're gonna move forward.
Yeah, that was rough.
That was rough.
That was a good analogy, but that was rough.
Wrong panel.
I think some of the girls got it.
Yeah, some did.
I mean, I got it, but still.
She got it, she got it.
I got it.
I went back to the store.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm shopping.
Rated some fresh to Myron.
Oh, God.
Malnourished Pixie, one.
India Marie, two.
Amy Schumer, three.
Renna Boho, five.
RBF Queen, four.
RBF? RBF Queen.
Damn.
Roast beef?
Oh, okay.
What the fuck?
Is that what that means?
Colorado Roughneck says, Shout out to you gentlemen.
Went from divorce with nothing, no credit to making no 75k a year, working half the year in a trade with a roster, L College W trades W roster.
Okay?
JKBRP says, you're bettering the future generations of men.
Thank you for all you do, FNF. QFTL, question for ladies.
Would you want your son dating a version of yourself, and why?
Can't give same answers, go around the table.
Okay, that's actually a pretty good one.
Would you want your son dating a version of yourself?
If not, why?
I mean, for the good?
Yes.
For the mistakes that I did?
No, I won't.
So, you're saying your past experiences aren't good, so you would say no?
Exactly.
Okay.
What about you?
Would you want your son dating somebody like you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
I'm happy with the way that I am, yeah.
So, no regrets?
No bad experiences?
Nope.
Not on my part.
So, you want your son dating a girl who does OF? Yeah, she could because it depends on what she does with it, you know?
Sex.
Well, mine's are just like lingerie.
But it's such on your skin, though.
Yeah, but girls do that every day.
To be real, you're not even loyal.
So your son would be dating a cheater.
Yeah.
Well, as long as he's not cheating, you know, then maybe she'd be loyal.
So you want him to get cheated on?
Huh?
Hold on, hold on.
No, if he's not cheating, then she'll be loyal.
No, but you cheated first.
No.
You said you cheated after when he's been faithful to you.
No, I never cheat first.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
You said you're ready to exit that relationship.
So you said, fuck it.
I'm gonna find a backup.
Yeah, it wasn't because I was cheating.
It wasn't because he was cheating.
It's because I wasn't fulfilled.
So mentally, I'm already single and I'm exploring my options.
But you were still with him, though.
So imagine your son dating someone like you.
Oh, he's in love with her, but she's getting ready to leave and then just bounce with somebody else.
Would you want to offer him?
I would want him to know his self-worth, to know that it's nothing, you know?
You can move on.
So you want to get you done, basically?
That's what you want to call it.
Okay, what about you?
Goddamn.
Yes, I think so.
Yes?
Because I'm the full package.
So, again, finessed by basketball players.
Got it.
Okay, you live and you learn.
That was, what, three, four years ago?
Like, I'm mature now, you know?
Maybe not my past.
I wouldn't want my son dating my past.
Hey, we hear you.
What about you?
Me, I think yes, because I think I'm a good girlfriend and I'm loyal, so I would want my son to date someone like me.
Someone that's, like, loyal and has a notebook to, like, write down notes.
What about traveling with people getting paid for?
If he has the money to provide that, which I don't know if he will.
But if he does, then go ahead.
If your son spent $300,000 to bring some girls on a yacht and his boys didn't smash them, would you tell your son he was a dumbass?
Well, it depends how much money does he have.
What's his net worth?
Doesn't matter.
If he's a billionaire.
Trust my kid.
Well, I don't know how much money I'm going to have.
You spent daddy's money on what?
You fucking moron.
Seven days.
What the hell?
I mean, it depends like how much money does he have.
If it's just like a trip for like a week, you know, bro.
All right, Susie.
Not a big deal.
You need help, man.
All right.
How do I? Who said that?
I need help.
That was me.
The voice is your head.
How do you not know these things' voices?
You've been here how many times?
Because like, Fresh and Aaron sound alike.
No, they don't.
Fresh and Aaron sound alike.
Y'all sound alike.
No, we don't.
They both can't speak, I know.
But they sound different.
He's unique.
He has his own voice.
But y'all sound alike.
No cap, no gown.
Y'all ain't graduating, but like...
I'm going to roast you, Susie.
Oh, okay.
Roast battle then.
I'm already roasted.
Fresh, your G-Wagon got totaled.
What do you have to say about that?
That's not a roast.
Your G-Wagon got crashed at the Panorama Tower.
What do you have to say about that?
It's downstairs right now.
Fine.
What are you talking about?
What the fuck, Susie?
No, I didn't.
That's not what I heard.
You're talking about the Limbo.
The Limbo.
I heard about the G-Wagon.
I thought this was a roast, but I'll keep going.
But you're not roasting him.
He doesn't go to the Panorama.
Well, one of your fucking cars got totaled, okay?
No, it didn't.
One of your cars did get crashed.
He told you, the Lambo!
Someone hit the fender bender in the back.
Well, I'm gonna say G-Wagon, so like, your turn, next.
But, Suzy...
Stupid!
That's not a roast, because he has a G-Wagon.
Okay, your Lambo got crashed.
He has a Lambo, he can afford it, that's what I'm saying.
Suzy, you a retarded man.
Oh, is that supposed to be a rose?
No, that's the truth.
That's not a rose.
That's not a rose.
Because retarded will get you cancelled.
That's a fact.
I'm trying to look out for you.
No, like, next rose.
You can rose.
Oh, we say we're worse than that, bro.
No, just...
Rose me.
Rose me, come on.
It's a rose.
Can you repeat the question?
Listen, we can stop there.
Come on, fresh.
Get up, man.
We're never going to have fun here.
Rose me.
You want me to expose you?
Yes.
Sarose, not exposed.
Right now?
Sarose, not exposed.
Go ahead.
Say it.
Say it, don't spray it.
Isn't it drop dead time?
It's fine.
Just say it.
No feelings will get hurt.
No feelings will get hurt.
I'm fine.
It's you.
Say it.
My feelings will not get hurt.
Say it.
We're here for a good time, not a long time.
You know what?
I'll let you answer it yourself.
You ever smash for money?
Raquees?
What?
Raquees?
The R&B singer?
Alright, you know what?
I'm gonna leave it there.
What about you?
Raquees, the one that was on the show that one time and I was like, hey.
What the fuck is going on, bro?
I'm talking about Raquees, the one that was here.
What?
Raquees.
Who was that?
Raquees.
Okay, so.
So he paid you to smash?
No!
Why are you bringing him up then?
I'm talking about Raquees, the guy that...
Okay, so like...
The one that I was here the last time with.
Daquan?
His name is Daquan?
I thought his name was Raquees.
What the fuck, bro?
His name isn't Raquees.
No.
Yo, Susie, chill, man.
Yo, he asked...
What does Daquan have to do with Smasher for Money?
Like, he asked if you smash for money before.
Because I was talking about him.
No, no, I mean...
I'm talking about you, though.
No, I haven't.
And who can say that I have smash for money?
Who?
Because no one can say that.
We can move forward.
No, say it.
Say it.
Don't spray it.
Because no one can say that I have done that.
No one.
Okay.
Say it.
Don't spray it.
Fresh, you know some information?
Say it.
Don't spray it.
Say it.
Don't spray it.
Because no one can say that I've done that.
No one.
Say it.
Okay, 300k.
What about you?
Wait.
For real now?
Yeah, for real.
Okay, it's been a couple times.
Sorry, so repeat the question now.
I'm already gone.
Did you smash your mind?
I'm just kidding.
That was his question.
He still didn't say it, though.
Say it, don't spray it.
Just do it, bro.
She's asking for it.
Just do it, bro.
Say it, don't spray it.
Just do it.
Oh, my God.
You're so retarded, though.
Say it, don't spray it.
Crash, that's mean.
That's mean.
And you can't say it.
I'm trying to say it.
You can't say the R word.
It's fine.
I don't want you to get cancelled.
You can't say the R word.
Too late.
Fresh.
He's doing you a favor by not saying whatever it is that he could say.
This is so dumb right now, bro.
We can move on.
It's fine.
I feel like me and Fresh are getting into an argument.
No, I'm not arguing with you.
I feel like we're getting into a fight.
No, we're not.
I'll never fight with you, bro.
You're not worth the effort.
Damn.
I forgot a question on it, bro.
Damn!
I think you're cool as fuck, fresh.
I'm not trying to fight with you.
Oh, if her son could date her.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I want to know, nigga.
I'm sorry.
Say it again.
Would you let your son date your version of yourself right now?
Oh.
Would you allow your son to date the current version of yourself now?
Is that the question?
Like if your son met a woman like you, would you let him date it?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I'm pretty good.
So random gambling nights, 10k bags.
Yeah, because I don't want to go to a club and party all the time, but I want to go out.
Okay.
Interesting.
I'm not gonna lie.
Go into a casino by yourself, late night.
One time I went by myself because I had nobody to go with.
I'd rather go to a casino than get a thousand bucks back.
Woo!
I'll just make that shit on the table, nigga!
Fuck that!
I'm not going back!
Fuck that coupon!
This is the coupon right here!
Have you ever heard of people that can go out by themselves?
Because they don't always need somebody else.
We have, yeah.
Yeah, so that's what happened.
A casino though?
What, am I going to go to a club by myself?
It's the same shit.
I mean, you're going out by yourself.
In a casino where men are seeing you gamble.
Yeah, so if I go to a club, guys are there to sleep.
If I go to a casino and sit at the blackjack table, I can just talk with people.
And once you leave the table, you never even possibly know their names.
And you never see them again.
And nobody there is looking for that.
But you met your lover at the casino.
You know what I'm saying?
Same shit, right?
I did.
Okay.
Won.
Okay.
And it will not happen again.
It was like that thing.
Okay, that happened.
You still met him?
Did.
Alright.
It wasn't the goal.
It wasn't why I went there.
I know what I'm saying.
Don't go.
Can I ask one thing?
I feel like Fresh and I have some beef right now.
Shut up!
I feel like some tension and I don't like it.
Fresh, say whatever you want to say to me.
I know who you hang with, bro.
I know who you hang with.
Okay, but if you have beef with me...
Just chill, though.
Just chill.
Who do I hang with?
Susie, I said don't hijack the show.
If you're talking about...
You know who?
I don't even hang with her anymore.
She has a boyfriend.
No.
It's okay.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel like we have some tension right now.
Stop it.
Get some help.
I don't think it's true.
But we don't have to talk about it.
But I just think it's not true what you're thinking.
What am I thinking?
Because you're saying the question that you asked me.
I'm like, where did you get that question from?
You didn't go on a date with somebody and you didn't want to smash.
What's the name?
Hold on.
You didn't want to smash.
And you said you got to take care of me first.
What's the name of the person?
I'm not going to say it.
I went on a date with someone.
Because he's famous.
That's why you want to say it.
I don't think so because I'm not like that.
Honestly, I'm not like that.
I don't lead people on.
Can you just move forward, man?
Say the first name of the person's name.
The first letter of the name.
He's famous.
I don't think you keep doing that.
He's famous.
That's why you don't want to say anything.
I'm going to say R. That's it.
Oh, I know who you're talking about.
I think I know who you're talking about, and it's not like that.
Because I didn't want to do something with the person, now I'm a horrible person?
No.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think I should get labeled as a horrible person.
He didn't call you a horrible person.
I never said that.
This is a gold digger.
No, because if I don't want to do something with someone, I'm a horrible person.
That's horrible.
Suzy, relax, man.
Indeed.
Not smashing now.
You guys are mean.
You guys are mean.
I mean, he didn't call you a horrible person.
He just called you a whore.
I wish he would say the person just so I know for sure who you're talking about.
So I can say the full story and I can tell you like, okay, this is how it went.
All right, R. Kelly.
Next.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I actually have my hand.
It's one o'clock.
I actually have my hand.
You at R. Kelly?
Yeah, at a club.
How old were you?
Not of age, let's just put it like that.
Falcon Punch!
Alright!
But that's what I want to say.
Fresh, just say the name so I can...
Let's just move on.
No, no, no.
Susie, stop.
Respectfully.
Alright.
Doge State goes, it turns out that the shooter at the University of Las Vegas was a six-year-old professor who applied for a teacher job there.
I wonder if he was pissed that he didn't get the job.
I guess so.
Hey, what's up, man?
He really said fuck them kids, I guess.
Richard goes, it's very simple.
Any man that spends that much on OF on top of a tat of the girl he's simping over 100% deserves all the humiliation in the world for being that much of a pussy.
He's crazy for that.
Yeah, but I'm saying Amber Rose is a piece of shit for doing that, though, bro.
Come on, man.
You mean Ruby Rose?
Ruby Rose.
I said Amber Rose?
My bad.
They're all hoes.
Same shit, man.
It's all Rose.
Yeah, Ruby Rose, Amber Rose, they're all hoes.
Who cares?
If you got Rosie in your name, you're a ho.
Straight up.
Three Diglets.
Ladies.
What's the worst name you've written for a guy whose number you saved on your phone?
I'll give you guys an example.
A girl put a dude, like some guy said, hey, I'll fill up your 10 gas if you give me your phone number.
She saved him as Jose Gas Station.
So what's the worst name that you have saved in your phone for a guy?
Could be creepy, weird guy, blah, blah, blah.
Could be annoying.
A leader.
Could be Wasteman.
I think a leader is the worst word for her.
No, actually, it's the guy that he wanted to do something serious with me, but then his ex came here from Venezuela and married and left me.
So what did you save him in the phone as?
Burro.
What does that mean?
Donkey.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
You really got him.
No, no, no.
Jackass.
I'm a kind of a person.
Okay.
What about you?
I don't really save numbers that much.
Oh, that's even worse.
Yeah, it is even worse.
I believe her.
That means that it's just a number.
For real, yeah.
That's even worse, bro.
Yo!
She, one of them chicks, look at her phone, just a bunch of random numbers in this Xbox.
Yeah, I got a brand new phone just so that I have no numbers on it.
I swear.
These girls know I got two phones.
Yeah.
You got all the red flags, man.
I told you about California?
She got all the red flags.
So you don't got nobody's number saved as nothing?
What?
You don't got anybody's number saved as like, I don't know, Wednesday night dinner?
No, if I'm not fond of them, I'm not going to save their number.
Okay, so you got to be worth...
Sugar Daddy 1, not even that?
Nah.
Nah.
Damn.
Alright, what about jailhouse?
I mean, warehouse?
You have him saved?
No, he's just his name.
Like, no emojis, no nothing.
Just his name.
She co-hearted, man.
Oh, you still got his number, I see.
And that new phone, you got his number.
No, not on my new number.
I mean, not my new phone, but my old phone.
With my old number.
Oh, she got two numbers, man.
What about you?
What is the worst name that you have for someone in your phone?
I have someone that's like the graveyard thing like I ghost them so I don't text them so they're just like graveyards.
Damn!
I do have one that's like Miami Simp when you said that.
I have one that's Miami Simp.
What do you do with him?
Get him that title.
He constantly wants to send me money and fly me out.
Like, when I was in Toronto, he was trying to fly me out, trying to always send me money.
Where was he at?
He's in Miami.
Oh, okay, he's actually here in Miami.
Yeah, he's in Miami.
So he tried to fly you out and send you money?
Yeah.
Dude, why didn't you mention this guy earlier when I said offered gifts?
I never accepted anything.
I know, but I even said what...
I said flights.
Oh, but I didn't know he offered you money, too.
I don't know how much monetary value.
He'd be like, just send me your cash app.
And I'd be like, I'm not going to do that.
Okay, so he didn't tell you how much he was going to send you?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
So he would tell you, just give me your cash app, but he didn't tell you what he was actually specifically going to send you.
Okay.
What if he sent you Bitcoin?
Bitcoin?
Yeah, like one Bitcoin.
No, I'm good on that.
Damn, nigga.
Okay.
Real quick, $100 or one Bitcoin?
I don't know how much a Bitcoin is worth.
Hold on, don't worry.
Would you rather $100 cash or one Bitcoin?
No, the cash instead of the Bitcoin.
The Bitcoin may fluctuate.
Okay, fantastic.
What about you?
I'll take the Bitcoin.
You'll take the Bitcoin over $100 cash?
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I think so.
Well, I know that $100, I'm pretty sure has more value than the Bitcoin right now of one coin of Bitcoin.
Okay, so you're taking...
Yeah, you could.
So what are you taking then?
Okay, I'll probably take the $100 then.
What are you taking?
$100 or one Bitcoin?
$100.
One Bitcoin?
One Bitcoin?
Bitcoin.
Why one Bitcoin?
Because it's worth a lot.
What's it worth?
Um, 30...
Something 20.
I have a few big coins.
Casino knows.
You have a few bitcoins?
How do you have a few bitcoins?
No, because I bought some back in 2020 for like $5,000.
You bought it?
Yeah.
I have a few of them.
Or did a dude buy it for you?
No, I bought it myself.
With your money?
Yeah, why does it always have to be a dude that buys me something?
You said you were unemployed.
And you're a county worker.
In 2020, like early 2020.
But you're an L.A. county worker.
Unemployed.
Does that mean I'm like broke and like have zero money?
It was $5,000.
I came up.
How much were you making a year?
Oh, that's a good question.
For the county of L.A. Probably like $80,000.
Which in L.A. is not much.
Yeah, but this was like four years ago.
Okay, so we got two Bitcoin and the rest 100 bucks.
One Bitcoin right now is worth about, what, 40k?
43, oh shit!
I'm up, baby!
43k for a hundred dollars?
What's wrong with y'all, man?
You know, the thing that Bitcoin can be higher, that Bitcoin can be lower, that was my point of thinking.
So that's why I better go for the safe.
There's never been a moment where it's been a hundred dollars.
Wow.
It hasn't been under $100 since like 2008.
It's been at $30k like a year ago.
It was at $30k.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I bought a few of them like in 2020 for like $5k.
Damn, Bitcoin up, man.
I'll tell you this, bro.
Next year, Bitcoin's going up.
Gotta be going up.
You don't know that, though.
It might go back to $5,000.
It ain't going that low.
You don't know that.
It's holding at $30k.
It's never gonna go up.
Maybe this video will go viral, but you don't know that.
What do you guys think about Shibo and Dodge?
Huh?
What do you think about Shibo and Dodge?
It's hype coins.
Yeah, hype coins.
I bought a little bit, but then it tanked, but I didn't care because I put in what I was willing to lose.
Ethereum and Bitcoin, from what our guys tell us.
And I lost and I said whatever.
Fuck it.
Just be safe.
Yeah, but Bitcoin was at $30,000 not that long ago, so it might go back to like $10,000, $5,000.
It's going to hold at $30,000.
No, I don't think so.
What do you know?
It might go back down to like $10,000.
But don't you have Bitcoin?
Wouldn't you want it to go up?
I'll sell it tomorrow.
What is this estimate based on?
The economy.
Have you looked at it?
What's going on in the economy, Susie?
It's crazy.
What's linked to the economy that's going to make the Bitcoin?
It's not doing that good.
Why is it not doing that good?
Many factors.
Do your research.
Like?
I will do my research tomorrow, you do yours.
I might sell mine tomorrow, so y'all do yours.
I'm gonna do me, y'all do you.
She wants to sell that bitcoin because that nigga break it up with her.
The one that I bought on my own, thank you.
Yeah, I know, but I'm saying, wait, you have a couple of bitcoin or what bitcoin?
Huh?
You have a couple Bitcoin or just one Bitcoin?
No, I have a lot of Bitcoin.
How much you got?
A lot.
A lot.
Like, I'm telling you, I bought it in 2020 when it was like 5,000.
Okay, but how much you got though?
10, 20, 5?
Where's my phone?
Fuck, I don't know, like 8.5?
You have to show me your phone, man.
8.5?
I want to see it too.
Yeah, I want to see your phone after this, man.
Why?
I don't have to lie.
I have a lot of investments.
Okay.
Y'all have to invest your money?
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Silence is golden.
I don't know what the hell you do with your money, but okay.
Did Count Mokula drain the life force out of that ice spice thotty from the last after-hour show that tosses her back to the streets?
Sleep her, don't keep her.
Media Moe, shout out FNF, Blitz and Thick Icy.
Moe, you want to respond?
Okay.
Y'all nosy.
Like I said, that's my response.
Y'all nosy.
Yeah.
What else do we got here?
LaBelle Boy goes, imagine a bitch cheating on you and then trying to justify getting more dick like it's a valid or grown thing to do.
This is why you have to get your money up.
Replace her time.
We'll get her back at 35.
Alright.
Okay.
And then we'll read these and we'll close out, right?
Yep.
Okay.
We got Freshly Sharp Muta says, Chris, did they throw a Roman candle at your forehead?
They pushed your hairline back to slavery.
LOL Anyway Radio from these Cump Dumpsters From Fresh Sid from Ice Age 4 Ghetto Pocahontas 2 Leanda 4 Blow Up Doll 3 Easy Ho 5 Brandon A.K. Cream Puff 0.1 Wait What?
Who's Leanda?
I think that's you.
No, but who is that?
I don't know.
Wait, who's Ghetto Pocahontas?
I think that's me.
She did say Native American earlier, right?
That was actually kind of clever.
Okay.
Jaleel goes, ladies, you are given your dream multimillionaire man and her promised marriage and everything you want in your life, but you have to delete your socials for good and you can no longer have any girls night ever again.
Would you do it?
Yes.
Yeah, easy money.
It says dream man.
What about you, Miss Pocahontas?
Yeah, I could do it.
Do you want to?
No.
I wouldn't really want to, but I'm pretty self-fulfilled, so I could.
Pocahontas don't want John Silver that bad.
Nah, not really.
What about you?
I'm doing it.
You would do it?
Would you do it?
I wouldn't do it.
Fuck these niggas, man.
Damn.
I wouldn't make that money myself.
Yeah, forget these niggas, man.
Goddamn.
Wait, so the dream man you're in love with, like you're talking about all that love and everything.
If he was like, babe, we're in love.
Can you delete your social media?
You're like, no.
That will be putting at raise my dreams over a guy.
Over a man.
Over my career, my dreams, over a guy.
Her dreams.
You can't promote yourself on his social media?
I cannot promote...
Being an artist and not promoting on social media?
He has millions of dollars.
He can make your career for you.
Oh, shit.
- Oh.
- Thinking of that way, yes.
- Oh, you're so damn. - She's taking my money.
Can't even sing.
Yeah, she a trifling singer indeed.
- Thinking that way.
- Yeah, she a gold digger.
- She Venezuelan way out of Venezuela.
- That digs on me.
- Yeah, that digs on me.
- Bruh.
Okay, Dylan Mayberry, 24K.
uh, 24 making 70K per year in Southern LA. What were you and Fresh making on y'all's way up?
Uh, when I was 24 years old, I was in Laredo, Texas.
Yeah, I was making right around that mount, bro, so you're on your way up, my friend.
I was making...
When I was an agent.
45k?
Back then?
Yeah.
Struggling.
Keep going, my friend.
Gaz goes, shout out to FNF, always provide value unlike other certain pillow-biting window lickers.
Facts.
Oh, God.
You know how many escorts a guy can hit with 300k?
That's an L for him.
FYI, gotta invite Scott back to the show.
LOL, 18 strong, love the show.
FNT and the entire crew.
Real hasta la muerte.
Real hasta la muerte.
To the deaf.
To the deaf, okay.
Rankin, fresh 10...
Wait, what?
From Fresh?
No.
Fresh 10?
Crackhead?
3?
From Fresh.
Oh, from...
Okay.
Crackhead 3.
5 and she doesn't talk too much.
Chola 6.
Goldilocks 6.
Dylan Mulvaney 2.
Mother Russia 6.
What the fuck, nigga?
Oh, he's giving Myron and Fresh 10.
Okay, wait.
Fresh is a 10.
He called Susie Dylan Mulvaney?
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo, do we got a ball right here?
Who's that?
I'm just kidding.
You don't want to know.
We don't.
Puerto Rico.
Start Puerto Rock.
Puerto Rock goes, escorts puñeta.
What does that mean?
What is that?
Mo?
My escort's bitch.
Huh?
Bitch.
Escort's bitch.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, y'all have Yaki Awaken on the show.
He's a popular herbalist and natural healer.
Don't know who he is.
Master Roshi.
Hiya, fellas.
Ready for tonight's from Myron.
6.9.
Oh, yeah.
Come here, baby.
Make an old man happy.
What the fuck?
Okay.
And then 6.8.
Oh, yeah.
Come here.
Give us a squeeze.
4.
You may have potential.
5.9.
I'm ready whenever you are.
4.
Get some rest.
We'll try again in the morning.
So I'm on Venezuela.
What?
Nigga, comment on who's Mr. Roshi.
What the fuck is rolling, John?
What the fuck is rolling, John?
Because Master Roshi's a perv.
Yo, what the hell, bro?
Yo, what the fuck, man?
Yo, we got the best audience, man.
You guys are some fucking weirdos, man.
I love y'all, man.
It's funny, man.
Yo, as soon as she said that comment about my ex was Jewish, I was like, oh, shit.
Oh, what's going on?
Here we go.
Here we go, man.
The Rumble chat went crazy.
Both and the YouTube, too.
Oh, man.
Fresh, can you ask one of the panelists if they understand this question?
This panel has an IQ of 69.
Don't worry.
Wrong time.
Green dress destroyed Bud Light single-handedly.
Max Spencer.
Who's a narcissist?
The man not tolerating risky behavior or these women gaslighting us while showing themselves on IG for likes?
Okay.
Girl in pink look like Oh, White Wendy Williams.
How you doing?
Who's wearing pink?
Who's wearing pink, no.
Like, I have a pink pants, but...
Oh, okay.
Damn, nigga, how do you even notice that?
Okay.
You can feed a whole village of Venezuela for 300K. Chaco Mami, te la caga...
Oh, god damn.
Bro, I don't...
Okay.
What does that say?
What does that say?
Yeah, Chaco Mami, te la caga...
Um...
You charge...
You charge...
Say it in Spanish, mom.
Say it in Spanish.
Chaco Mami charged you with the girl.
No, niggas, say it in Spanish.
What does that mean?
Yeah, like, he charged you with the girl.
What?
You fucked up with that girl.
Yeah, like, you fucked up with niggas.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Oh, we fucked up by bringing you on the show.
You can feed a whole village in Minnesota for $300,000.
$300,000 for a yacht with no bucks?
Hell nah.
Either that's capital about smashing or that's a big-ass L. Better be having D in the mouth every morning and every night for a yacht.
Question, why do you believe you deserve to have that yacht?
That's what being born.
Yeah, I think Susie already answered that.
Give Her the Lie Detector says, Brad's girl's cabin.
All her friends banged on the yacht and she's coming for them because their boyfriends are watching a show.
That's a twist.
Did they have boyfriends?
Plot twist.
No, they didn't.
None of them?
They wouldn't have gone.
They're all single?
How would they have gone and posted themselves on a yacht?
Well, you'd be surprised.
A lot of girls have boyfriends and still do shit like that.
No, but they didn't.
They were single.
Okay.
Were they from Miami?
Yeah.
Definitely hosts.
Have we met them before?
Fresh!
Rude!
Probably.
No, you haven't.
Do we know them?
No, they haven't been on the show.
Fresh definitely knows them.
No, you haven't met them.
Oh, you know.
Because, like, have you met my friend Erica?
Ashley.
Jahara.
I need faces.
Is Jahara black?
I'm not even gonna answer that.
Is she black?
No, I'm just asking.
I'm not gonna answer this.
Yo, I like black girls, man.
What do you mean?
Is she black?
What about, like, we don't dabble in the dark?
Oh, fuck.
I've seen that video of y'all.
I've seen that video of y'all.
I guess the video went too viral.
It went too viral.
It went too viral.
Fuck.
And then first she's like, Shaniqua?
Don't look like I haven't seen that video.
Hey, man, I love my black queens, bro.
I was laughing so hard, but that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
I'm sorry.
Get out of here.
You're racist, too, nigga.
No, I'm not.
You're racist, too.
I'm not racist.
Fuck no, but I saw that shit.
I just saw that shit last night, actually.
I'll send you the link.
I was laughing my ass off.
You're not racist.
You got black hair, bro.
Damn.
That's fucked up.
What's going on?
Alright, them boys got them coins, goes, Shalom, did I hear a young lady mention control?
Damn, bro.
Myron loves these kind of sh**, man.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you guys, man?
What the fuck, man?
Myron!
Gone E says, to the delusional bimbo that said men like talking to women if they're in love, you think all these guys on that yacht were in love?
Those men got blue balls and in debt.
Okay, Bender the Offender, ladies, would you agree that women nowadays fall in love with the lifestyle a heavy value man can provide rather than falling in love with that man?
I mean...
It's part of it, man.
It's part of it, for sure.
Let's see here.
Finally catching some live podcasts.
It's been ages since I've been working on mornings.
I've been busy.
Keep up the good work, guys.
Let's ask the ladies one of my new favorite questions.
One bitcoin or a thousand dollars?
We already did that one.
We already did that one.
It was even worse, nigga.
We said a hundred.
Okay, we caught up?
All right, guys.
Let's get your final thoughts on the show.
Our last comments, disagreements, or points.
We'll start here with Ms.
Venezuela.
How was the show for you?
Hate it?
Love it?
Who will not sacrifice her dreams for her dream man.
Or wait, no.
Only to compound her dream.
Yeah.
Only to compound her dream.
You're right.
Yeah.
Had so much fun, guys.
I really liked it.
Don't lie.
I'm not lying.
Okay.
Damn it.
We didn't go hard enough.
All right.
Because I mentioned micro-TDH. That's why she likes me.
Yeah, because you mentioned micro-TDH. You're right.
But...
Okay.
All right.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
My thoughts on that show.
On this show.
On that show and this show.
Sorry.
Well, the thing is...
It was really interesting to see your guys' point of view about relationships or some situations.
Again, it's part of life, like, getting to hear many, many opinions and how you think different than I do, but totally fine.
Alright.
Cool.
And her friend told her that she was coming on this podcast to talk about good relationships and how to have happy relationships.
She had a totally different impression about what we were talking about.
Oh.
They said that we were going to talk about what?
About how to be in a healthy relationship.
It is healthy.
Not talking about...
Sex or anything?
Oh, I mean, we did cover different topics, but I think that, well, we talked about it a bit.
I said, I think genuinely for, to be in a healthy relationship, the woman has to like the guy more.
She needs to feel like she has a deal.
That's what I was explaining earlier.
My, well.
Alright, fantastic.
What about you?
It was good to hear everybody's different perspectives on different topics.
How everybody thinks.
That's it.
You're a cheater, man.
Yeah.
You're a damn cheater, bro.
All right.
That's it?
Yeah.
All right.
I'm happy to be here.
I enjoy it.
I'll come back.
Thank you for coming, cheater.
All right.
Thanks for having me.
Shout out to Jairhouse.
Jairhouse.
Wow.
Bro.
All right.
What about you?
I don't have a lot to say either.
Thank you for having me back.
I always enjoy the conversation, different perspectives.
Thank you.
Alright.
Are you ever going to be with a guy again that says, yo, I need a hotel in Dallas?
I mean, I'm open to helping my guy out, but not like that, no.
Okay.
For that, once he landed in Dallas, he was just like, hey!
That was easy.
Hey, pay for a hotel.
I'm ready to go.
Okay.
Who's free?
What about you, Susie?
What's your final thoughts or disagreements or last thoughts?
Um, hey, lovies.
Why do you both put your head down when I say that?
Hey, lovey.
You what?!
Did I say something wrong?
No, don't.
Continue.
Oh, okay.
Not yet.
I think you guys are, like, super cool, and, like, I'm glad that I get to help out, like, simp men, so that they are not simps anymore, even though I like simps.
I don't like future kind of guys.
You know, like, how future is.
I don't like him.
I like simps, so, like, if you're a simp...
Why don't you like future?
Because I don't like his, like, you know, like, I have a bunch of baby mamas and, like, whatever.
I have money.
I don't like a simp that, like, only likes me.
Yo, where is it going?
You ever met him?
Future?
Yeah, I have.
I know you have.
Yeah.
But I don't like him.
Like, not like that.
Like, I've, like, gone to his house and, like, partied.
But, like, not like that.
Like, oh.
It's just, like, it's a party.
Nothing, like...
Nothing like, oh my god, me and future.
No.
No, no, no, no.
It's our voice.
Like, I hope this doesn't, like, come up in the podcast.
But, like, nothing like that.
Like...
No.
I rest my case.
No, like, I've just been to, like, a party, whatever.
He's not my type, and I don't think I'm his type.
I mean, you got a pussy, don't you?
He's not my type.
I don't think I'm his type.
That's where we're gonna leave it at.
I mean, he's future.
He likes pussies, man.
I don't like him.
That's where I'm gonna leave it at.
So, um...
How did that even come up?
I don't know.
How did this even come up for real?
I was like, I'm lost in my thoughts.
Are you finished now?
Where was I even going with this?
I was just saying, like...
Okay, okay.
I know where I was going.
Okay.
Thank you guys for bringing me back on after two years.
She said she talked so much.
Put her in a glory hole.
I know I talk a lot of shit, but, like, I think I have to say one thing before, like, I end this shit.
Okay.
But, like, thank you guys for bringing me back on after I was a disaster last time with Rayquees.
I forgot.
I forgot.
Because Rayquees...
You mean Daquan?
Daquan.
A little shyer.
Was that his name?
Yes.
Bro.
Why the fuck do I keep thinking it's Rayquees?
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck? - Falcon Punch! - I think you're bringing Daquan back and giving her a Falcon Punch, man.
- This is Black.
- She's trying to say that.
- I'm sorry, I thought it was Ray Queez.
How the fuck am I supposed to remember?
Not the R&B singer.
How the fuck am I supposed to remember that?
But whatever.
I'm glad you guys brought me back after the scenario with that guy.
I forgot.
It wasn't a big deal.
Thank you guys.
I know I was stupid.
I changed my ways.
I'm calm now.
Yo, Frosh is hanging off with your life, bro.
You can't take this any longer.
He's dying right now.
I think I'm going to be more calm now.
Alright, man.
My first one button.
My first one button.
Yeah, I think I got a button for you.
It doesn't matter what you think!
After the show.
What about you?
Okay, so I want to get back to the purse.
She's been mad the whole time.
I'm like, God damn!
It's the worst to go before this chick, man.
Or after this chick.
Go ahead.
About the purse.
I want to say something.
Maybe I would go back.
No.
Here's the thing.
If you get a $50 purse, you won the $10,000 purse.
But if you do get a $10,000 purse, that's where the loyalty comes in.
So if, let's say, change the discount part, we'll make it a $10,000 purse versus $12,000 purse.
So at that point, you want to stay loyal to the $10,000 purse.
If that makes sense.
If it's $50 against 10, like, yes.
But 10 against 12, you kind of have to know where you stay loyal to the person.
The purse was $10,000.
There was no $12,000 purse.
Well, I changed it a little bit.
Okay, change the discount.
The whole purpose of the exercise was to display that you're going to want the better deal.
Exactly.
So what I'm saying is once you have some kind of great deal, you should know where you're at and you should stay loyal to it.
And, you know, at some point, you know, there's some point where you might not want to stop it anymore.
I'll see why you left you, man.
So are you saying that the $12,000 price is more valuable, but you're going to stick with the $10,000 because that's what you got?
Yeah, but I'm comparing 10 to 50.
So, like, once you have a high-value man and there's a higher-value man, like, why would you switch?
Like, stay loyal to what you have.
Like, there's no point of switching.
Yeah, but you totally took the scenario.
The wrong way.
Yeah, the purpose was getting the best deal, not the purse.
Okay, yeah.
There could be a couple best deals.
Because we are talking about relationships.
So there's a couple men that are high-value men and that are the best deals.
It's not like there's...
Man, stick the down, man.
Okay, I'm just saying that you can stay loyal.
You don't have to jump away from, you know, one thing to another.
And the way to stay loyal is to like the guy more than he likes you.
I'm not saying that's not happening.
That's what I said.
Can I say one thing?
I'm not saying that's not happening.
You still like the guy.
Okay.
What are your final thoughts?
That was it.
Alright, Chris.
That was it?
That was all you wanted to say?
Yeah, facts.
Facts.
That was it?
Facts.
No, I mean, thank you for having me back.
Okay.
So soon, too.
Thanks.
Okay.
You're welcome.
Alright.
And then you want to say something, Susie?
No, no.
Please, please don't.
Please don't.
Please don't.
They're like, no, don't say something.
Can I say one thing?
Can I say one thing?
Nope.
Y'all are mean as fuck.
We do not care.
What do we got here?
Can I say one thing?
What was the last thing here?
No, we're good.
Okay.
Guys, this was a tough panel today.
A lot of good people, but tough panel.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you, ladies, for coming.
We'll catch you guys back here on Friday for our call-in show.
Oh, no, you got to guess.
We have King Dre coming.
Oh, shit!
Save a bro show.
Save a bro show.
That's going to be on Friday.
Teach you guys real game how to actually date women correctly and lay it on the Mac for you.
Cool.
That'll be lit.
Maybe we'll even do a call-in show with these niggas.
Can I call?
I think he does call-in shows.
We could.
I don't know.
Nope.
Go to your man.
Nope.
Fix your shit with your man, Susie.
God damn it.
You got something good, man.
300K on a yacht, man.
Can you guys help me, Paul?
I don't know if we can help.
Susie, you need real help.
He already broke up with her.
Alright, guys.
We'll catch you guys back here on Friday at about 7pm.
Love you guys.
Peace.
I just run.
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