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Nov. 30, 2023 - Fresh & Fit

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	Thank you.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast.
	After hours, this is your man.
	We got a bunch of lovely ladies in the house.
	Let's get into it.
	Let's get into it.
	Nobody cares, bro.
	Get out.
	It's a night.
	In the night.
	No control.
	Get out.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't got to put them on in here.
	What's up, guys?
	How y'all doing?
	I hope you guys liked that new intro.
	Yeah, I think we're going to make like one more edit because Chris is a bum and he doesn't like something in there.
	But other than that, we're going to, you know, fine tune it, make it a little bit better.
	But it's pretty damn good, man.
	Hope you guys enjoyed it.
	Was a perfect fresh.
	What?
	What?
	I said, why is it perfect fresh?
	Because it is.
	Minus your smudge on your hoodie.
	I don't know what the issue was, but we played it.
	Yeah, man.
	Hope you guys like that one, man.
	We've been recording it for a bit now.
	Okay, quick announcements.
	Rumble.com slash FreshFit.
	As you guys know, that is the home base for us.
	So if we do get canceled, if that day ever comes, you guys know exactly where to find us.
	And also, castclub.tv.
	A lot of behind-the-scenes content.
	I'm figuring out.
	I might.
	Game on there for y'all?
	I don't know.
	I've got to figure out how we're going to do it.
	But check us out over there on rumble.com slash freshfit and then, of course, castleclub.tv.
	And then also, guys, check me out on Twitter, unpluggedfidex.
	As you guys know, I post on there.
	I just made this Twitter about three weeks ago, earlier in November.
	And I'm having it for almost a month.
	I wear 40k.
	I want to get 100 before the end of the year if we can.
	And you're still there.
	Yeah, I'm somehow...
	I only got banned once.
	So, yeah, man.
	Check it out, man.
	I cover a bunch of different things that I might not cover here on the pod.
	Geopolitical stuff.
	Things going on.
	Pop culture.
	I react to videos.
	Like yesterday, I reacted to two different shootings that went down and talked about that.
	Yeah, I cover a bunch of different topics on here on Twitter, man.
	So check me out.
	And, yeah.
	And guys, if you want to see vlogs, our daily lifestyle, fun activities, go check out the vlog channel.
	I posted a flashback video of us in the first studio.
	First time in the studio.
	It was hilarious.
	Us in the car.
	It's talking shit.
	With the bros, it was funny as hell.
	And once again, guys, funny vlogs, funny entertainment, our lifestyle.
	Go check it out.
	Our Fresh Prince CEO channel.
	And then...
	Last but not least, network, guys.
	Brotherhood is very important.
	If you want success, you want to become better in life, join the Brotherhood CEO Network.
	We have calls in there, Zoom calls once a week with celebrities, millionaires, billionaires.
	So if you want advice on how to do better, go check it out.
	Again, guys, Brotherhood is important, so go check it out.
	Cool.
	Yes, your network is your net worth, okay, guys?
	So, Chris?
	Yes.
	Guys, we got eight girls on the panel, seven new girls.
	Yay!
	Good job, Chris.
	So, you know, but, guys, I recommend do not check some of these girls' IGs if your girlfriend's around.
	Don't do it.
	Other than that, yeah, don't do it.
	Oh, really?
	No, don't do it.
	Other than that, Aaron C. Parkson on IG. Make it happen.
	Good job, Chris.
	Mike, what happened, Chris?
	The girls.
	Oh.
	Well, they got to hit you to make it happen, right?
	Send me a DM. There you go.
	Good job, Chris.
	Yeah, thanks, Chris.
	There you go.
	Forgetting your own lines, man.
	All right.
	All right.
	Without further ado, ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age.
	We do for a living.
	Dating status.
	If you want to, of course.
	Your body count.
	We're going to start right here.
	Welcome to the show.
	Okay.
	My name is Venus.
	Okay.
	I'm 20 years old.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Kentucky originally.
	What part of Kentucky?
	Like a really, really small town.
	Okay.
	And then what do you do for work?
	I do studio porn and OnlyFans.
	Oh, shit.
	You're like a legit, like, full-on...
	I told you.
	Chris, know what he's doing, bro.
	What's next to me, bro?
	Like, you're, like, on the actual, like, websites?
	Like, you're, like, on the main...
	Okay, so not just OnlyFans, like, you're, like...
	Okay.
	What's your core name?
	Venus Vixen.
	Okay.
	And your body count?
	Uh, if I had a guess, like, probably in the, like...
	It's over nine thousand!
	This dude, man.
	He doesn't want to use that sound effect.
	We did a show earlier on What Not To Do.
	Yeah, we just literally said how to avoid porn addiction.
	We were literally just an episode.
	Chris, what the fuck, man?
	Hey, I made it happen, man.
	Guys, after this, for rehab, go watch the episode, okay?
	Save your soul.
	Okay.
	Sorry, you were saying, what was the number?
	Did you want to say it?
	Like, mid-70s, if I had to guess.
	Oh, that's not bad.
	Stop the cat.
	Stop the cat.
	Alright, highest education level completed?
	High school.
	High school?
	Okay.
	And then, what's your current relationship status?
	Single, boyfriend?
	Single.
	Okay.
	And then, are your parents still together?
	Um, no.
	No?
	Okay, when did they divorce?
	When I was like really young, like three.
	Okay.
	So, um, and then you want to ask the birth control question too?
	Are you on birth control?
	Yes, I have an IUD. Smart.
	Okay.
	Makes sense.
	Professional, for real.
	Alright, what about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Karla.
	I'm 21 years old.
	I'm from Paris, France.
	Oui, oui.
	Oui.
	Je m'appelle Walter.
	What do you do for it?
	So I'm a student.
	I study Master of Business Administration here in the United States, oriented marketing.
	So you have your bachelor's degree, right?
	Exactly.
	In what?
	In economic and mathematics.
	Did you get it here or back in?
	In Paris.
	I graduated first from a French university and then I came here for my master's degree.
	Okay.
	Do you want to drop where you're going?
	It's up to you.
	Do you want to say where you go to school?
	I go to private school, yeah.
	I'm a PhD.
	Okay, a private university, okay.
	What's your relationship status?
	I'm currently in a relationship three and a half years.
	Alright, good job!
	Let's go!
	Is he French or is he from the United States?
	So he's French but he's in the United States, yeah.
	Does he watch the podcast?
	No, I mean, I think I told him that I was making a podcast, but I don't know if he's watching or not, to be honest, so I don't know.
	Are your parents still together?
	Yes, my parents have been married, yeah.
	For your whole life, 21?
	Yeah, 23 years they've been married.
	21, yeah.
	Okay.
	And then, are you on birth control?
	No, I'm not.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	We're collecting stats from all the girls that we interview.
	So, it's nothing personal.
	Okay, what about you?
	What's your name?
	I'm Patti.
	I'm 21 years old and I was born in Venezuela.
	Okay.
	Where'd you grow up?
	I grew up a little bit in South Florida, a little bit in Houston, Texas, but I've been in Florida for about 10 years now.
	Okay.
	You said South Florida.
	Are we talking Miami, Fort Lauderdale, West Palm Beach?
	Boca Raton, Homestead.
	Where'd you go to high school?
	I went to Spanish River High School in Boca.
	Okay.
	Makes sense.
	Okay.
	What do you do with work?
	I'm a content creator, so I do fashion, lifestyle, things like that.
	Okay.
	What's your primary platform that you're on?
	Instagram and YouTube.
	Okay, so you have a YouTube channel as well.
	Yeah.
	And it's like a lifestyle slash vlog channel, you said?
	My YouTube is personal development completely.
	My Instagram is fashion, lifestyle, beauty, vlog, style.
	Okay, all right.
	And then that's what you do for work.
	What's your highest education level completed?
	So I have my bachelor's in accounting.
	I graduated this May.
	Okay.
	Are you going to go back and get your CPA or no?
	No, I decided not to.
	Okay.
	Relationship status?
	I'm in a relationship.
	Okay, how long have you been together?
	A year and a half-ish.
	Alright, good job.
	Yeah, thank you.
	And then, are your parents still together?
	No, they were never together.
	Oh, never, okay.
	Dating.
	Okay.
	And then, birth control?
	No.
	No.
	Okay, and then you said content creator.
	Oh, where'd you get your bachelor's from in accounting?
	Florida Atlantic University.
	Okay.
	And that's the one in Boca, if I'm not mistaken, right?
	Yeah.
	Not to be confused with FIU in Doral.
	It's FAU. Right, it's FAU. FAU. Okay.
	Cool.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Kat.
	I'm 23.
	Okay.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Miami, and I live in the DMV area now.
	That's a red flag.
	Okay.
	Miami?
	Oh, shit, man.
	So, okay.
	That's interesting, because normally it's the other way around.
	They're from the DMV, and they come here.
	Why'd you go up north?
	Because I finished my bachelor's, and I had some family there.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	Mental health and child welfare.
	Okay.
	You work for the state or?
	No.
	Private practice?
	Private company, yeah.
	Okay.
	Are you like a therapist?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then what is your highest education level completed?
	I'm halfway through my master's at LSU. Okay.
	Where'd you do your undergrad at?
	FIU. Okay.
	FIU and then you're going to LSU, right?
	Are you doing it like online?
	Mm-hmm.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Relationship status?
	Single.
	Okay.
	And then are your parents still together?
	No.
	Okay.
	Divorced or never?
	No, they divorced when I was six.
	Okay.
	So for like 16 years, something like that.
	Okay.
	And then are you on birth control?
	No.
	Okay.
	And then, okay, cool.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Perseus.
	What?
	Perseus?
	Perseus, yeah.
	Bless you.
	Unique name.
	Thank you.
	It's like a Greek god.
	Yeah, son of Zeus.
	And me as three or four.
	Okay.
	That's like a math.
	Alright, so Perseus.
	Okay, how old are you?
	I'm 24.
	Okay, where are you originally from?
	I'm from Arizona.
	What part of AZ? Tucson.
	Okay.
	And then what were you saying?
	What do you do for work?
	I do OnlyFans and modeling.
	Yeah, I told you.
	Alright.
	Highest education level completed?
	I have a GED. Okay.
	The good enough degree.
	And then relationship status?
	Thanks.
	I'm single.
	She belongs to the streets.
	Do you live in Miami now or are you just visiting?
	I live in Miami now.
	I live in Fort Lauderdale.
	I just moved here two months ago.
	Why the red eyes though?
	It's a whole aesthetic thing.
	I live in a house full of boys and they do streaming on Kik and stuff.
	Shout out Bandit Boys.
	And they call me Demon Girl.
	It's like how I just roll with it, you know?
	Alright.
	Fantastic.
	Are your parents still together?
	No, absolutely not.
	Makes sense.
	Absolutely not.
	Why do you say, like, what?
	They don't like each other or something, or what?
	No, they're cool now.
	They're cool with each other now.
	It's just, like, my dad was super abusive and stuff.
	Okay.
	Are you cool with your dad?
	No.
	I mean, I don't hate him.
	Okay.
	You know, because we don't really have a relationship like that.
	Are they divorced or they were never together?
	No, they're divorced.
	Okay.
	They got married.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	And then, are you on birth control?
	Yes.
	Alright.
	And your body count?
	It's over 9,000!
	Absolutely not.
	It's 18, I swear.
	I can show you all the names.
	All the names.
	I can call them all up right now.
	You know what you do, guys.
	You just multiply by three and divide by one.
	Yeah.
	That's the equation.
	I would never lie.
	Oh, sure.
	All right, demon girl.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Isabella.
	Okay.
	How old are you, Isabella?
	I'm 22.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Miami, born and raised.
	Red flag.
	Cool.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm a paralegal at a law firm.
	Okay.
	What's your relationship status?
	I am single but not ready to mingle.
	Not ready to mingle, you said?
	Not ready to mingle.
	You are or not?
	Not ready to mingle.
	Who hurt you?
	You don't want to know.
	A lawyer?
	No, not a lawyer.
	Did you just get out of a relationship?
	Is that why?
	I just got out of a relationship.
	Before that relationship, I have a kid.
	So I was with his dad that cheated on me with my brother's wife.
	Whoa!
	Yeah.
	That's deep.
	Pause.
	Your brother's wife?
	Damn!
	Yeah, my brother's wife.
	How'd you find out?
	My mom found out.
	Obviously, I'm going to believe my mom, but yeah, that's how we found out.
	All right.
	Fantastic.
	Damn.
	What's your highest education level completed?
	I am currently working through my bachelor's.
	Okay.
	And what are you majoring in?
	Criminal justice.
	I want to be an attorney.
	Okay.
	Do you want to drop where you're going to school?
	I'm going to FIU. FIU? Yeah.
	She want to put that nigga in jail.
	She's like, yo, I'm tired of your bullcrap, man.
	I'm about to put you in jail, nigga.
	Okay.
	And then, are your parents still together?
	Yes, they are.
	Okay.
	How long?
	They've been married for almost 40 years now.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And then, all right.
	And then, are you on birth control?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Too late now.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	How many kids you got?
	Just one and I'm good.
	Done after that one?
	You should get on birth control for sure.
	If you only want one.
	She only wants one.
	I'm good.
	I'm just curious what's going through your head when you found out he cheated with your...
	Yeah, that's crazy.
	That's crazy.
	There was a lot of things going on through my head.
	My first thought was to abort, which I'm glad I didn't.
	I kept the baby, and he's my biggest blessing.
	And then my other thought was to go and kill two people.
	But I had another human being to think about, so that stopped me.
	So it was your brother's wife?
	My brother's wife.
	They're now divorced recently.
	Of course.
	But he did stop talking to the family for two years because he didn't believe my mom.
	But we're good, brother.
	That's some, like...
	I believe you, but my Tommy gun don't.
	That's some, like, Cuban divorce type shit.
	Yeah, okay.
	I knew it, bro.
	In Miami, the Cuban divorce shit's real.
	Yeah.
	Just saying.
	All right.
	Don't play.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Lauren.
	Are you sure your name is Lauren?
	No, my name is Lauren.
	How old are you?
	I am 21.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Miramar.
	That's another red flag by the way.
	That's where Millie killed his friends, bro.
	Wait, East or West Miramar?
	West.
	Alright, so what do you do for work?
	I'm a server at a restaurant right now.
	Okay.
	Do you want to say where you serve?
	It's up to you, you don't have to.
	Island Gypsy in Naples, Florida.
	Damn, Naples?
	You drive all the way over there?
	The college that I go to is Florida Gulf Coast.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	I was about to say, Naples is on the other side of the state, bro.
	It's like a three-hour drive.
	No, not even.
	It's an hour and a half.
	Do you even speed it?
	Oh, well, if you speed, it could be an hour.
	Did you go to Everglades?
	I'm zoned for Everglades, but I went to Nova High.
	Like Nova.
	Okay.
	Alright, so you're a server, and you said you're in college right now, right?
	Yeah.
	What do you major in?
	Communications.
	Let's cap.
	Actually, no, it's not Cap.
	I have my meeting to switch back to communications, but I'm entrepreneurship right now, but I don't even consider myself entrepreneurship.
	Are you high right now?
	No, I wish.
	it's communicating who else here smokes weed oh okay okay alright uh what's your relationship status I'm in a relationship.
	How long have y'all been together?
	Um, six days.
	Well, um, not even a week.
	Not even a week.
	Is it a boy or a girl?
	It's with a boy.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	A question for you.
	Okay, so six days.
	How did it come about?
	Did he ask you?
	How did y'all meet and then how did this happen so quickly?
	How did we meet?
	We met online.
	We met online.
	And at first...
	A dating app?
	No, no.
	How?
	Instagram?
	Like, super weird.
	I got hacked.
	And unfortunately, like, so many people, like, you know when you get hacked and, like, people are like, oh, yo, like, look at this, like, whatever?
	No.
	Like, on YouTube and stuff?
	I don't know.
	What got hacked?
	Like, my notes app.
	Your notes?
	And, like, people were airdropping it.
	Like, it was this whole thing.
	What the?
	Yeah.
	And he literally had, like, one of his friends come up to me and, like, be like, oh, like, I don't want what you're selling.
	Like, and I was like, maybe I actually like you.
	And, like, it took an entire time.
	For real, I'm not lying.
	And it's so weird.
	It's really weird.
	But we've only been together for six days.
	But we've been back and forth, you know, because he was like, oh, I don't want what you're selling.
	I don't want you.
	This whole thing, and I was like, you're gonna want me.
	Trust me.
	And he was like, I don't want you.
	And then he had someone...
	And then finally last week, he was like, oh no, I actually do want you now.
	But I was like, you know, like, I called it, like, you know, like, but I shot my shot first.
	Wait, hold on.
	Did you actually name a person?
	Yeah, he's a real person.
	No, but did you name a person yet?
	Oh, no, I've never met him before.
	Nigga!
	It's like a pen pal.
	He's basically like my pen pal boyfriend, but it works out for me really well.
	And as weird as that sounds, like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Okay, okay.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	I'm really trying to understand.
	I really am trying to understand this.
	So, let me get this straight.
	He doesn't live in Florida.
	You have an iPhone, I'm guessing?
	Yeah, I have an iPhone.
	And then someone hacked your Notes app on your iPhone?
	Which is crazy.
	Unfortunately, yes.
	Now, what was on that Notes app that...
	Like, everything that shouldn't have been there was there.
	What?
	I put a lot of pictures on my ass.
	You had spicy photos of yourself in there.
	Yeah.
	And then he, someone hacked it and then he told you, I have a hold of these photos, but I'm not buying what you're selling?
	Yeah, basically he was like, I just don't want you, like I don't want to be involved with you, like the whole like...
	How do you communicate with you?
	If I had a girlfriend like her and like, you know, like you shot your shot at me and I was like...
	No, but how did he talk to you if you guys never met in person?
	Oh, I text him all the time.
	Like, we FaceTime.
	How do you get your phone number?
	Oh, I have...
	He texted me.
	On Instagram, he DMs me.
	He DMs me, and what's crazy is at the time, I was with another guy, and he DMs me, and it was a random account, and he was like, yo.
	I'm so lost.
	I gotta tell you.
	I already lost.
	I'll tell you how I met him.
	You wanna know how I met him?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	You never met him.
	This is, like, my online mans, but, like, we're still committed.
	Yeah, I'm committed.
	Yo.
	and like it was really i appreciate it now looking back at it because i was with the whole guy and like he dm'd me almost like hey like i just want to let you know he's cheating on you like How does he know?
	Yo what's going on man?
	I'm lost as fuck.
	Yeah, no, and he for real cheated on me.
	And like, I asked him about it.
	I was like, did you cheat on me?
	And he was like, yeah, I cheated on you.
	Like, she was bigger.
	And I was like, I hope she had a fucking fat ass.
	And then that's how I ended up with my boyfriend now.
	Because he told me my ex-mans cheated on me.
	Oh, okay.
	Did he hack your phone?
	No.
	That doesn't make sense at all.
	If what you're saying is true, you need some help.
	That doesn't make any sense, that story.
	You're making me dyslexic though.
	I'm dyslexic though.
	Let me make sure I have this right, and then I'm gonna move on.
	So, your notes got hacked, you had spicy photos of yourself in there.
	The guy sent you a DM randomly saying, hey, I got your notes, and then said, I'm not buying what you're selling, and then you guys got in a relationship.
	No, no, no.
	First he was like, oh, I just, you know, I want to be, like, helpful.
	Like, your man's just cheating on you, like, the whole shebang.
	And then he was like, nah, like, I don't even want you either, but I just wanted to let you know he was cheating.
	and now here we are like eight months later dating eight months later six days for almost a week a few weeks in a day so you guys talked to each other for months and then now you're with him Yeah, yeah, cuz like that's like a friend thing cheating on you and like someone reached out together Yes, they are um 20 years Okay.
	And then are you on birth control?
	No.
	Okay.
	This is scary, bro.
	Wow!
	What's your name?
	My name is Aliette.
	Welcome back.
	Thank you.
	Aliette, you said, right?
	Yes.
	How old are you?
	20.
	Okay, where are you from?
	Here.
	Miami, Florida.
	What do you do for work?
	Uh, I work at a medical spa as a receptionist.
	I'm a college student.
	Medical?
	Yes.
	Facials.
	And lasers.
	Facials?
	And body massage.
	Okay.
	What's your highest education level completed?
	Wait, I'm not done.
	I work at...
	Wait, you asked me for my school?
	Okay, so you work in a med spa, you're a student, you do massages.
	I'm a student.
	I'm in my last year getting my associates in science.
	I'm going to nursing school.
	What else am I doing?
	I'm trying to become a lash tech also.
	Okay.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	Okay, what's your relationship status?
	I'm single.
	I've been separated three months already.
	Three months, okay.
	Okay, and then you say separated as if you guys were married or something.
	Oh, we were living together.
	Oh, okay.
	Who broke up with who?
	He sent me to court.
	For what?
	For what?
	He was trying to put a restraining order on me.
	What'd you do?
	For what?
	He said I hit him, but I didn't hit him.
	And if I did, I slapped him because he cheated on me.
	He went to court and he didn't even, like, he's undocumented.
	He doesn't have his residence, so he was just trying to get his papers out of me.
	He was trying to put a restraining order on me.
	Did you not hear what you said?
	Like, he said I hit him.
	I didn't hit him, but I did slap him.
	Yeah.
	What?
	He's undocumented also.
	That doesn't change anything.
	Anyways, he cheated on me.
	He needs a good whooping.
	What?
	He needs a good whooping.
	Could you imagine if it goes the other way around?
	Yeah, I'm with this chick, bro.
	I hit her, but I didn't hit her.
	I slapped her.
	She's undocumented.
	She's not supposed to be here.
	He was trying to get his papers out of me.
	So anyways, the judge, he paid for her to open the case or whatever.
	And then the judge was like, you know, he has no proof, so he lost the case.
	So I didn't get a restraining order.
	But he was trying to put a restraining order on me.
	Basically.
	But not because I'm violent or anything.
	Just that he's...
	How did you find out he was cheating?
	Because it was 3 in the morning.
	He came.
	He said he was at his brother's house.
	And then I was just acting like if I was sleeping.
	He thinks I was really stupid.
	And I grabbed his phone that I bought.
	I mean, I bought his phone.
	And then I was just looking through and everything.
	And I told him, learn how to cheat next.
	So I grabbed a stick, and I was about it.
	But I was really overheated.
	I was super upset.
	I was gonna hit his car.
	I was really upset, but I didn't hit his car.
	I was super overheated.
	You also need some help as well.
	God damn!
	And then nothing, like, whatever.
	We broke up, and then he's like, he went to court, and then he lost his case.
	That nigga was scared, bro.
	Are your parents still together?
	No.
	My dad got deported many years ago.
	Are you Cuban too?
	Cuban Venezuelan.
	There you go.
	Are you on birth control?
	Yes.
	No.
	I'm not having any intimacy right now.
	No, that's true.
	Like, I'm not.
	Get some help.
	Alright, when's the last time you got laid?
	Oh, like since I left my ex.
	When was that?
	Like I said, three months ago.
	That's bad, bro.
	Yo.
	Okay.
	We can ask, when's the last time you got laid?
	Pen pal.
	Pen pal, girl.
	Last time you got laid?
	Too long ago.
	How long?
	How long was too long ago?
	A while ago, before we started dating.
	So, nine months ago?
	No.
	We've only been dating for a week.
	So, I don't kiss and tell.
	I don't kiss and tell.
	Wait, so you've been dating for eight months?
	We're asking, when's the last time you hooked up with somebody?
	You had sex?
	Like, had sex?
	Yeah.
	Animal?
	Man?
	Woman?
	Um, maybe...
	Maybe last...
	Nah.
	Last night?
	Nah, I wish, but nah.
	Yeah.
	Maybe a couple months ago.
	A couple months ago.
	Yesterday.
	Don't lie.
	Like a week ago.
	It wasn't with the ex, right?
	No.
	Hell no.
	It was her with her casi algo.
	Yeah, that's why I'm not ready to mingle.
	I have a casi algo.
	She has a casi algo.
	What the hell is a casi algo?
	Casi algo is almost something.
	In Spanish, it's almost something.
	Someone you're getting to know.
	Someone you're getting to know.
	All right.
	Stop capping.
	You know you're about to be with that boy.
	You know you're about to be with him.
	Shut up.
	Shut up.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	When's the last time you had sex?
	It was like two weeks ago.
	Oh, okay.
	She mine, bro.
	Alright, what about you?
	A little over a week ago.
	A week ago?
	Yeah.
	Nah, I don't believe that shit either.
	How long have you been in Miami?
	I have a video.
	A week.
	So you haven't hoped that by anyone since you left the DMV? You sold it?
	You got a lot of money?
	Yeah.
	Wait, you made a video?
	You got a lot of money?
	Question!
	The guys in the house, they be smashing, right?
	No, not all of them.
	No, you, I mean.
	Oh, me?
	No, like, not all of them.
	Oh, some of them.
	It's because one of them is a porn star, so I naturally made a sex tape, because I didn't have a sex tape.
	I just started OnlyFans, like, two months ago when I moved here.
	And I needed a sex tape, so I did it with the porn star.
	And then I got another one.
	Another one came into the house and I made a sex tape with him because he's BBC and I wanted BBC content.
	Fantastic.
	And then she's telling the truth with that one.
	So wait, so last time you said you hooked up was a week ago when you were in Baltimore?
	Or DMV, sorry?
	DC, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	A couple days ago.
	How many days ago?
	She has a boyfriend.
	Like two, maybe.
	I believe her.
	She got a man.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I would say a couple days ago also.
	I cannot, like, say one, but yeah.
	I believe her.
	She got a man too, but...
	No, yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Yesterday.
	Makes sense.
	I believe that.
	Was it a shoot or you just wanted to do it?
	Just wanted to do it.
	Get him fresh?
	Okay.
	Yes, sir!
	Stop it.
	Okay.
	Super out.
	Oh, and then last...
	Yeah, no BC. Okay, we got all the questions asked then.
	Or sorry, all the girls introduced.
	All right, so I'll read these chats real quick, and then I think we'll go into the questions.
	And guys, we're going from this point 420 and up, but all the chats that came in before, we'll read them right now.
	Black Xpander goes...
	Is there actually more to women than sex?
	If so, why do women only talk about their sexuality?
	For example, I need to find myself, aka I need to fuck more dudes, or I want to express myself, aka I want to show off more skin by dressing more provocatively.
	What?
	What?
	Wait, are you okay?
	Are you okay?
	One at a time.
	One topic at a time.
	It's like three questions.
	Stop it.
	I'm making a speech and help, so to speak.
	It's like a lot of questions.
	Come on, Black Panther.
	Simplified.
	Tennessee recently passed House Bill 2689, which holds women accountable for paternity fraud and also mandates paternity testing before a woman can claim child support for a man.
	What does the panel think of this?
	That's fair.
	Boring.
	Okay, do any of you know what paternity fraud is?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Okay, raise of hands if you know what paternity fraud is.
	Raise of hands.
	Only three?
	I think I know.
	So baby mom over there.
	Okay, so only three of you guys know.
	Okay.
	What do you think paternity fraud is then?
	I think it's when you're trying to say, this is my baby daddy, but he really isn't.
	What do you guys think about this, that paternity fraud is going to finally be decriminalized?
	Decriminalized?
	No, criminalized.
	It was never a crime before.
	Really?
	I think it should be.
	It is in all states, or is it just in...
	Tennessee.
	Tennessee is going to make it a crime.
	I think it's actually fair.
	I think also it's fair.
	If you didn't make the child, why should you be financially responsible?
	How about this?
	Do any of you know a girl that has committed paternity fraud against a guy?
	Basically told them, hey, it's your kid when you know it's not?
	I do.
	It happened to my uncle.
	The kid's not his.
	The kid's not his.
	Yeah, he knows, but he doesn't want to fight it in court because it's too much money.
	What the?
	So he still paid his passport?
	Yeah, I mean, the kid is almost 18 already, but still, you paid like 18 years for this kid.
	How long did he know that it wasn't his kid?
	The whole time.
	The whole time?
	My mom told him.
	My mom was like, he doesn't look like you, he looks like that guy.
	Okay, but how old was the kid when your uncle found out?
	Like three.
	Oh, damn.
	So you still said fucking 15 more years?
	They're in different states, and then it was a one-night stand, so...
	No.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	Just like that?
	Get a pro bono lawyer.
	Like, I'm sure there's people out there that will fight that case.
	I mean, it's not my problem.
	I got my own baby daddy issues.
	Does anyone else know someone that got hit with the paternity fraud?
	No?
	Just you?
	No.
	All right, all right.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	Detach Boy goes, or no, The Tech Boy goes, Myron, you're big on loyalty and having faithful servants, so am I. Let me buy Icy from you.
	What the fuck?
	Her forehead is so big for a plane's landing, so imagine what that mouth do.
	Her tongue twister, slipper, derpa, gawk, 3,000 will satisfy me after work and school.
	What the fuck?
	He paid for this.
	Y'all niggas tripping, dog.
	Okay.
	Is he talking about me?
	Fit Guy goes, message for the panel, including Fresh to Fit.
	Does society consider it worse for a man or a woman to end a long-term relationship?
	Let's assume both parties are in their 30s.
	Feel free to give your personal take in addition to societies.
	Okay, so does society consider it?
	I'm not in my 30s.
	I can't answer that.
	I think none of us are in our 30s.
	But I was dating a 30-year-old, a 36-year-old, so I can give some insight.
	Okay.
	Damn, girl.
	John May?
	Yeah, guys, when you ask your questions, man, just make it nice, direct, and concise so it's not confusing.
	Also, look at the panel and then ask questions.
	If you're in your 30s, just say that.
	Make the question for the panel, bro.
	Yeah, please customize it for the panel.
	Sometimes we can't ask our questions because they're going to be like, wait, what?
	John May, you said when women start out learning their man, they treat him like shit.
	Here's a real-life example for Fred if you're interested.
	Not on the go.
	Absolutely not.
	You ain't paying enough.
	Okay, Jerome.
	Jerome says, forgot to say this for the daytime show, but just remember my fellow fappers, the CIA, FBI, and HSI can all see you and actively watch you beat your meat, cough, cough, front camera.
	Okay?
	Actually, that is true.
	I hope the FBI is enjoying it.
	Big Brother's watching when you fap off, by the way.
	There's cameras that are always on, no matter what you do.
	Man of God, fresh, get the holy water and crucify for the exorcism of demon girl.
	Yeah, you need help too, man.
	Goddamn.
	I'll take a shot of holy water.
	What the fuck?
	You would die!
	You would die, literally.
	Your insides would burn.
	I'll be back.
	Bender the Offender.
	Women say they want a good guy, but then go for the Charles Lee Rays of the world.
	Who's Charlie Ray?
	The guy from Chucky.
	The bad guy.
	The bad guy?
	Was he good looking?
	No, he's Chucky.
	The spirit that possesses Chucky Dog is childless weight.
	Please just call me Omega W Daystream.
	Myron should have won Super Saiyan for the first time.
	Fresh, get your waves up, nigga.
	Well, first off, I am the ocean.
	So...
	Talk your shit fresh!
	Tell them!
	I was born like this, nigga.
	Alright.
	Good luck, gentlemen.
	The panel's collective IQ is 69.
	Godspeed.
	Yeah, it is room temperature, but that's fine.
	Where are we at here?
	Thanks, Fresh, for the motivation.
	Got my finance order, and I'm ready to get my GTR, but I cannot believe you got a Lambo that was $500,000.
	You are insane, Meyer.
	Talk to your man.
	Crazy nigga, man.
	What do you expect?
	What?
	You can't stop it, man.
	Hold on.
	SV's hold value, one.
	Two, it's your tax anyway, because I made payments for lease payments.
	And three, I love the car, man, so here's what it is.
	Alright.
	Let's see here.
	Okay, something crazy?
	No.
	Punisher goes, another French bitch?
	Myron, you already know your history with French girls.
	Save yourself the headache and hair.
	Castle this Frenchie.
	Actually, I have a castle.
	So if you tell me, castle this Frenchie.
	That's not what he's talking about.
	Wait.
	What?
	You have a castle?
	Yeah.
	What do you mean?
	Can I be invited?
	In France.
	Are you rich?
	No, I mean, because he, I mean, in France, it's more popular to have castles.
	Like, it's not, you don't necessarily need to have, like, because in America, it's, you know, obviously, it's everything is modern.
	So, for us, like, it's more accessible to have those, access to those type of things.
	But, you know, castles doesn't mean, like, a huge palace also, you know?
	So, yeah.
	Oh.
	I'm just saying, yeah.
	No, he's talking more late.
	He kicked out the show.
	Yeah, yeah, he's talking about something else, yeah.
	What the?
	Don't worry.
	That's messed up.
	I think because we had one French girl that was terrible.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, not you.
	Ladies, name three home-cooked recipes.
	This is a good one, actually.
	Yeah, it's really good.
	I got you.
	Can you name three home-cooked recipes?
	We'll start right here with you and then work our way.
	Miss Cuba.
	With platanito maduro, yuca, and...
	In English, please.
	Because we have an English-speaking audience.
	They don't know what you're saying.
	Okay, that's still...
	I mean, I'm Cuban, so I guess...
	You can't say it in English?
	No.
	I mean...
	Translate it.
	Okay, congris is with rice and beans mixed together.
	Perfect.
	- Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - You're done, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - Bistet, you can't eat. - You're done, you're done.
	Name three home-cooked meals that you make.
	I make rice and chicken with like stir-fry, you know, like pineapple sauce, chicken, vegetables.
	Communication.
	Okay, okay, I'll talk a little bit louder.
	I love her.
	Her voice is super persuasive, you know, like she's trying to persuade you.
	And then I make, like, pasta with, like, chicken, you know, vodka sauce.
	But, like, basil pasta.
	Not regular pasta.
	Ooh, yeah.
	That sounds good.
	Like, that's, like, that pesto's, you know.
	And then I make, um, I also make, like...
	Okay, that's good.
	Alright, that's good enough.
	What about your spares?
	Okay.
	Arroy imperial, that's imperial rice.
	Mm-hmm.
	You guys know what that is, right?
	Chimpool!
	Kaya!
	And then some platanito maduro, plantains, ensalada fria.
	That's like a macaroni salad, Hispanic, with fruits and ham and chicken, mayo.
	Okay, so you can cook.
	Haram!
	Okay, what about you?
	I'm a mom.
	Chilaquiles.
	Oh, I love that.
	I love chilaquiles.
	Calo de queso en menudo.
	Go heads!
	All these Hispanic dishes, man.
	Damn.
	I feel like mine are different from theirs.
	They kept saying plantains.
	Because we eat with plantains, to be honest.
	I'm Mexican.
	I'm the only Hispanic.
	Que on the way.
	No, they're Hispanic too.
	They're just not Mexican.
	She's saying they're not real.
	Wait, you were born in Mexico.
	Did she just?
	She was a strong sister.
	Oh, yeah.
	She is.
	But we are Hispanic either way.
	She's this, y'all.
	Is it?
	We are Hispanic.
	No, no, no.
	I'm gonna take that.
	Wait, I came here.
	I wouldn't take that.
	We are Hispanic either way.
	Tell 'em how it is.
	Wouldn't that be Latino?
	No.
	What the fuck?
	Isn't it the same thing?
	It's the same thing.
	We're Latinas.
	I feel like they're different.
	I could be wrong.
	I could be wrong.
	You're Latino.
	You're Latino.
	We're all Latinas here.
	We're Hispanics.
	Period.
	Pin her.
	Alright, ladies, real quick.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	So you said you're Cuban and Venezuelan.
	What are you?
	Half white, half Colombian.
	Okay, and then what are you?
	Cuban-American.
	I'm Hispanic.
	And then you're just Mexican, right?
	Okay, just full Mexican.
	And then what are you?
	Dominican.
	You?
	Venezuelan.
	Okay.
	Alright, so what do you make?
	What is your home recipe?
	Or you don't cook?
	I do.
	Oh, you do?
	Okay.
	Mangu is a Dominican dish.
	It has plantain, salami, queso.
	Mofongo is a Puerto Rican dish, but it's plantain, too.
	I hate plantain, bro.
	I don't know why.
	Plantain just tastes nasty.
	What?
	I need it fried.
	I used to say that.
	I used to say that, but I like it.
	Genuinely.
	You should try mariquitas.
	Maricon?
	Mariquitas.
	Mariquitas, not maricon.
	I'm talking shit.
	All right.
	Now, what about you?
	So, my first favorite would have to be arepas.
	Oh my god, arepas?
	So that's...
	Right?
	No.
	No?
	No.
	Okay.
	The second would be steak.
	I just love steak.
	Churrasco?
	No, just New York strip.
	Okay.
	And then the third would be brownies.
	I love brownies.
	Okay.
	What about you, Miss France?
	I would say maybe...
	French fries?
	Obviously.
	Hold on.
	Fun fact!
	Fries.
	French fries are not made in France.
	No, I mean, that's the thing.
	I always question myself why here, or in general, we call it French fries.
	I never understood why.
	It's not made in France.
	No, absolutely.
	I don't know, yeah.
	But so, if we go with that, I would say, yeah, French fries right now.
	I would say something from France.
	Croissant.
	Croissant, as you guys say.
	Croissant.
	Croissant.
	It's like if you go like to every, even here, like to every French bakery, you can basically have it.
	And I would say the third one, to be honest, I'm going to go very simple, a sandwich.
	Oh, perfect.
	I'm glad you said that.
	It's the theme, yeah.
	Well, I'll tell you what.
	Men love sandwiches.
	You know, it's something simple, quick, you do it fast.
	If you do it good, then, you know, your men will be happy about it.
	We shall see.
	I have a question about that, too.
	What about you?
	What is your...
	Or do you cook at all?
	Yeah, I cook.
	I like to make cornbread, which is like a southern thing.
	I like to make spicy lamb kebabs with Thai peppers.
	It's really good.
	So I guess you do season your meat.
	Do you season your chicken?
	I don't really like chicken that much.
	Okay, so I want to ask this real fast.
	When was your last relationship and how long did it last?
	Like a year ago and it lasted like two years.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	So for me, as I said, it was three, I mean, we started three and a half years and it's my first boyfriend.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	So yeah.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	For me, it's right now.
	I've been dating him for about a year and a half.
	Okay.
	Like two years and a half ago, I was engaged for two years.
	For two years?
	Yeah, what happened?
	What happened?
	How'd you fuck it up?
	Me?
	It actually wasn't me.
	What happened?
	All the responsibilities were kind of on me, so I was getting tired.
	Were you the breadwinner?
	It seemed like it, yeah.
	Okay, so you broke up the engagement?
	Yeah.
	What did he do for a living?
	He worked like at a warehouse, but half the time he wasn't at work and I had like my businesses going on.
	I was the one working and I'll come home and he was like in bed chilling.
	Okay.
	Damn.
	So I got tired after a while.
	Okay.
	Obviously.
	What about you?
	When was the last relationship you had and how long ago?
	I think it was like two and a half years ago and it was like nine, ten months.
	Okay.
	And it lasted for nine or ten months?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	It was my first relationship.
	Why'd it end?
	He left me to be with somebody else.
	Smart choice.
	Why did he leave you?
	So, like, throughout the whole relationship, he didn't want me to do my modeling.
	Because I used to do, like, lowrider modeling.
	And he stopped me from doing that.
	He didn't want me getting a regular job or anything like that.
	Because he didn't want me talking to men at all.
	Like, not even being in the same room.
	And then he left me and started dating an OnlyFans model.
	And I was pissed.
	Because I didn't have an OnlyFans at the time.
	Wait, so did you listen to it?
	Like, did you do what he told you to do?
	I did everything that he told me to do.
	I literally, like, he told me to stop talking to people, I stopped talking to people.
	He told me to do this and that, I did this and that.
	Okay, damn.
	So he left me to go be with an OnlyFans model, like a girl that he literally did.
	Did he actually want to be with her though?
	He's still with her to this day.
	Damn, so that made you turn to OnlyFans?
	That's fucked up, man.
	Yeah, yeah, fuck it.
	She's making a lot of money.
	No, no, I mean you.
	Yeah.
	Is that why you decided to do OnlyFans?
	No, I didn't.
	I was planning to do it when I had met him, but then he told me not to.
	I was like, okay, whatever, I won't do it.
	You know, out of respect for him.
	I'm not going to lie.
	He's the reason that she's a demon now, bro.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What was your last relationship and how long did it last?
	We broke up like three months ago.
	Maybe daddy?
	No, the one after.
	It lasted three and a half years.
	We were actually engaged as well.
	Why'd you call it off?
	I called it off because the same thing.
	I was the breadwinner.
	He wasn't doing anything productive for me.
	I have my kid.
	He wasn't helping me with anything.
	So I was like, bye.
	I'm good on my own.
	What about you?
	Before the hacker?
	I don't know.
	I only had a high school relationship.
	Did you say you were with someone for...
	A week.
	I've been in a relationship for a week now.
	No, no, no.
	Before him.
	You had a boyfriend before that he told you that you were cheating.
	We were like...
	We were together, but we weren't together, but we were together.
	Oh.
	What do you mean by that?
	What do you mean by that?
	What were you saying?
	I can't speak Spanish, but...
	The Casamigo?
	Oh, he was a Casiago.
	Those Casiagos hurt more than that.
	It hurt.
	It was like a Casiago, so it hurt.
	Do you actually meet him?
	Yeah, I was with him, like, in person and shit.
	Did he smash?
	Yeah, he smashed.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So it was kind of real?
	No, it was...
	To me, it was real.
	You're scary, by the way.
	You need help.
	What the fuck's wrong with you?
	Well, she's a therapist.
	Oh my gosh.
	Connection.
	See?
	The help is right here.
	I need more than that.
	I need more than that?
	What do I need?
	Do I need, like, Jesus or something?
	something?
	I already know I'm crazy.
	Damn.
	God.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I don't know.
	Who brought them?
	You the nigga?
	You and Chris.
	You brought them.
	Chris.
	What the fuck, man?
	I love you, Chris.
	And then when was How long did it last?
	Well, we've been broken up for three months already, but we were like about to make a year.
	Okay.
	It ended because he cheated on you, right?
	He cheated on me.
	And you beat him up.
	I beat him up.
	Period.
	There you go.
	Accountability.
	So, it looks to me like all of you broke up with your guy except for one, right?
	No, I got left.
	No, I got left.
	That's why I said except for one.
	But all of you guys left your guy.
	I'm so proud of you guys.
	Same, same.
	Alright, so what was the thing that you did best in the relationship that he loved about you?
	The last guy that you were with.
	And go.
	Can I answer?
	Yeah, you and then I'll go back this way.
	What was your most redeeming quality you think that he liked about you the most?
	Well, he liked that I was very sweet.
	I cooked for him.
	I fucked him good.
	What was the top one though?
	Just the top one.
	That I would spam him all day.
	That I would call him during work hours.
	I would text him.
	Are you sure he liked that?
	No.
	Yeah, I mean, he really liked that, I guess.
	He said that he wanted me to call him all day.
	So I did that.
	I was very, you know, I was very caregiving.
	You were clingy.
	Okay, cool.
	What about you?
	What was the thing that you did that your last guy liked the most about you?
	You know, it's kind of dumb, but I used to give him back scratches while he was sleeping.
	So I would be up for like hours, for like three hours, and he would be knocked out.
	And I would just make sure he was like, I would massage his back, I would kiss his ass.
	Okay.
	Back scratches, fantastic.
	Wait, what?
	Kiss his ass?
	No, no.
	I would give him a little massage.
	He would be like...
	What about you?
	I think his favorite thing was that he would get home and didn't have to do shit.
	I would do everything for him, like if he was another kid.
	I'm glad I loved him.
	Alright, so he didn't have to worry about chores, I guess.
	He didn't have to worry about chores, about his laundry.
	I would get up in the morning to prepare his lunch for him, his breakfast.
	And this was the guy that you were making more money than?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	He loved that I was affectionate.
	And I was kind and sweet.
	He loved that.
	So that's why he cheated on his current girlfriend with me for two years.
	Damn!
	She looked wide on the camera.
	Because I know he's watching this shit.
	My ex is also watching this shit too.
	Hold on.
	Let me get this straight.
	He left you for an OnlyFans girl, then he came back and cheated on OnlyFans girl with you.
	Yeah.
	Oh, wow.
	Yep.
	I have all their new seats.
	Oh, shit!
	They were so mad.
	I exposed them in July.
	He was so mad.
	So, oh, so she knows that you had sex with him.
	What?
	The new girlfriend.
	Yeah, I told her everything.
	She didn't want to hear it.
	She's still with him?
	Yes.
	To this day.
	They're so toxic.
	He deserves it.
	He deserves it.
	You can make the argument that you're toxic.
	You made it worse.
	No, it's because I was genuine towards him.
	And then since he did that for me...
	Genuinely trying to destroy his relationship.
	Well, give me, girl.
	Yeah, he did me dirty.
	No, he gave me a promise ring.
	He gave me a promise ring.
	A week later, he leaves me to go be with that girl.
	Are you sure you didn't do anything to him?
	No, because men normally don't leave women.
	So, like, something must have happened for him to leave you.
	Yeah, that girl.
	She wasn't that girl.
	They started talking.
	They left me for her.
	You seem very sweet at some point.
	You turned to a demon.
	What the fuck happened?
	Was it you or was it him?
	It was him.
	It was him.
	I took it super personal.
	Because when I love, I love genuinely and I want to love forever.
	I kind of want to call him.
	Yeah, let's call him.
	You got his number?
	I don't have his number.
	Yeah, you do.
	How do you link you then?
	Huh?
	On Instagram?
	How do you link you?
	What?
	Oh, so it was this app called Wicker.
	Oh, dating app?
	What is that?
	No, no, it's like an underground app, so it doesn't save messages or nothing like that.
	It's this one.
	Oh my god.
	Bro, you have his phone number.
	I know you do.
	I don't have his phone number.
	Yeah, you do.
	I don't have his phone number.
	It's been two and a half years.
	Yo, send a chat in, bro.
	If you're watching the show right now, you think he's watching?
	What?
	Right now.
	Yo, send your number to tomorrow.
	I know he watches the show.
	Alright, yo, if you're watching the show, bro, super chat in right now.
	What's his name?
	His first name only, not his last name.
	Just his first name.
	We need a story.
	We need a story, bro.
	Some guys make cap, though.
	No, no, no.
	But here's the thing.
	I'm going to tell him, say what your last name is.
	You need to say the story, bro.
	His name is Leo.
	Okay.
	Leo, if you're watching this thing, fucking super chat in your...
	I don't give a fuck what it is, because I want to hear your side of the story, too.
	I went on the bet, bro.
	Me too.
	You did some shit for him to leave.
	I didn't do shit to him.
	Yeah, okay.
	But love him.
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay, all right.
	All right, girl.
	He left somebody else.
	Yeah, I want him to call...
	Bro, we'll fire up the fucking phone lines and have him call in.
	Yeah.
	Because I don't...
	Signs off here.
	Okay, what about you?
	What was the thing that you did that your boy ex liked the most about you, you think?
	I think me being or taking care of him in the house.
	Like what are we talking?
	Making food, cleaning?
	Yeah, like cooking, cleaning, affection.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What was the thing that your boyfriend likes the most about you now?
	I would say he's always saying like how he likes how I'm so happy and like positive all the time.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	That's it?
	Loyalty.
	Okay.
	How do you show your loyalty to him?
	I show him loyalty by, for example, simple things if he wants my phone or, in general, making sure that I'm always available to him.
	I mean, there are a lot of examples.
	We can go on and on.
	No, that's fine.
	That's fine.
	What about you?
	What is the thing that your ex liked about you the most?
	Sex.
	That I was very nurturing.
	Was this before you started doing porn or after?
	Yeah.
	This is before, okay.
	What made you get into porn?
	Um, I was doing OnlyFans with actually, like, it was kind of initially his idea, so I started doing OnlyFans.
	The same guy?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So I started doing OnlyFans while I was in this relationship, and then I kept doing it.
	We had broke it off for separate reasons outside of that, and then I got reached out to on Twitter to do professional porn.
	Wow.
	Twitter's evil, bro.
	Goddamn.
	Alright.
	Speaking of T's, uh, Twitch?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Guys, come on over to YouTube right now.
	We got 18,000 y'all in here, by the way, so you guys could be anywhere else in the world, but you're here with us, so thank you for that.
	I need you guys to go ahead and like the video, subscribe to the channel if you haven't already, and then, uh, yeah, like the video.
	Let's get 8,000 likes on this thing.
	I have a question.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Ladies on the panel, so some of you have boyfriends and I want to say...
	Casi algo.
	Casi algo.
	But how do you think you keep a man long term, you would say, as a woman?
	We'll start here.
	Yeah, how do you keep a guy long term?
	How do you think?
	I think transparency is like the biggest thing.
	So like being honest and understanding.
	Having like just a baseline of being like a mature person.
	Like being able to communicate general stuff.
	So just being honest, basically.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	For you?
	I would join her, actually.
	I would say also honesty.
	Loyalty also is very important.
	And open communication.
	If something, you know, goes wrong in the relationship, don't hesitate to talk about it, whether that be for the women or for the guy.
	That's what I would say.
	And also the fact...
	It's important to find a good partner.
	Like...
	It's very hard in our days, especially for a man, to find a good woman.
	But I would say loyalty and open communication are really two major keys.
	It depends on if it's for women or men.
	What about you?
	I would say, like, making sure that you're taking care of yourself and, like, prioritizing, like, your health and not only, like, physically but also, like, emotionally because you just don't want to bring bad energy into a relationship.
	So you're saying, in a nutshell, self-improvement at all times.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	That's good.
	That's good.
	What about you?
	I would say consistency, like, in the sense where you're, like, constantly, like, loving and soft and, like, keeping that communication with him.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	I kind of agree with them, too.
	Like, consistency and transparency.
	I mean...
	I agree with both of them, too.
	You can't really talk because that nigga left you.
	No, I mean, to be fair, to be fair, like, he was the one that was bringing me down.
	Like, I stopped doing so much.
	Like, I didn't even have a job because he wouldn't let me be in the same room as another man.
	So, like, that's kind of hard to do.
	But he took care of you, though, right?
	No.
	Absolutely not.
	He lives with his mom and his parents.
	What?
	I'm telling you.
	And you took orders from him?
	Yes!
	That's how dumb I was!
	Yes!
	That's how dumb I was.
	But he manipulated me really good.
	Yes, he did.
	That manipulated me.
	Yeah.
	You fell for it then.
	I really did.
	I took an L. For me, it's confidence.
	I think when a woman is confident in herself and she loves herself and it makes the man feel like, oh shit, if I don't take care of her, she's going to get someone else.
	You think a man cares about your confidence?
	Of your confidence, your self-worth, like, yeah, you're a man, I love you, but that doesn't mean you're worth more than me.
	Like, if you, I think you can't really keep a man if he doesn't want to be there.
	He'll only stay with you if he really wants you.
	You can't make someone love you.
	So how does confidence help then?
	You want your confidence in yourself?
	How does that help at all?
	I'm confident that you won't leave me.
	Bye, bitch.
	That doesn't do nothing.
	That's not what I mean.
	What I mean is when you're confident in yourself and you love yourself, you're basically letting him know, if you don't take care of me, someone else will.
	Okay, bye.
	Next.
	Fantastic.
	Yeah, bye next.
	Okay, that's your reasoning.
	Yeah, confidence.
	It ain't right though, but okay.
	Yeah, that's fine.
	What about you?
	Um, yeah, like, confidence.
	I recently just turned 21, and, like, as I turned 21, I, like, I thought back, like, when I was, like, 19, 18, and, like, I had been in relationships with guys, and I didn't have, like, the confidence and, like, self-love, you know?
	And, like, men, I feel like, can tell, like, when you don't like yourself, then you're, like, easier to manipulate, like, oh, I want you to stay away from men, like, Stupid shit like that.
	I was insecure.
	And if you're secure of yourself and you love yourself, you can be like, who are you?
	You're just some guy.
	I can do whatever I want.
	I'm my own person.
	I have my own life.
	You're in a relationship.
	You're two different individuals to be together, not to be like...
	Not to be a competition.
	So, let me get it straight.
	You're going to come with that attitude to a man and say, alright nigga, I don't need you.
	There's many others.
	I mean, I don't need you, but I definitely would want you in my life and I would want your love and affection and to have you in my life, but I certainly don't need you.
	Let me ask you a question.
	Do you think a woman, hold on, let me ask you something.
	Would someone behave appropriately if they wanted something more or if they needed something more?
	Wants and needs are completely different.
	You have certain wants and needs in relationships.
	If you need something versus you want it, which one are you going to work harder for?
	The thing that you need or the thing that you want?
	If the thing that I need doesn't come necessarily naturally, maybe you're not the right person for me.
	Which is hard to say and that goes back to what she said on communication.
	What would you need in a relationship?
	What's your top three needs?
	Well, men typically want the same things, which is why I'm trying to say men are very similar and simple to please.
	That's why when girls say that stuff like, oh, he's not the one for me, it's like, well, then you probably alienated yourself from a bunch of guys.
	They're just not being honest with you.
	Also, we're better together than apart, men and women.
	Yeah, I agree with that totally.
	So you should need a man on some level?
	Definitely, yes.
	But at the same time, if a man is not providing me what I need, then I will look elsewhere as a woman.
	Understandable.
	But if you're with a guy, that automatically assumes he's probably providing you with something that you need.
	Because girls reject most men that come to them.
	I did not.
	He literally had nothing.
	He was a drug dealer.
	Oh no.
	You chose him!
	It's on you!
	No, it was on me.
	It was on me.
	So don't blame him.
	No, it's because I don't judge based off career and status and nothing anymore.
	This is your life.
	I didn't, actually.
	Now I do.
	No, I do.
	I completely don't.
	I won't lie.
	But at the time, I did not judge at all.
	I just loved him for him.
	See, I think that whole mindset of, oh, I want a man versus I need a man, I think women need to operate on the premise that they need a man because when you operate as if you need a man, you're going to do what's required to keep him.
	Well, to get him and to keep him.
	But when you're like, oh, I just want him, man.
	Well, you're going to do the bare minimum and think he's going to sit around.
	And my thing is, if you want a more attractive guy that has options, right?
	Which is what women want.
	A guy that's taller, makes money, all this shit.
	Other women want him, too.
	So you're going to have to work and be like, no, I need you.
	And then he's going to be like, oh, fuck, okay.
	She's willing to do what's required.
	Like, for example...
	You need a job, right?
	So you're going to do what's required for that job to keep that job, correct?
	But if you just want a job, you're not going to work as hard.
	And I think a woman can't really love you or be attracted to you unless she's working for you to some degree.
	And the problem is, choosing the wrong guy and giving him the wife duties that you give to the right guy is what fucks you up because now you're giving him a guy that doesn't deserve it.
	And you say, oh, all niggas are bad.
	No, they're not.
	You just choose wrong.
	No, no, no.
	I don't say, like, all men are bad.
	Like, I do believe there's, like, you know, if it comes genuinely to me, I'll allow it.
	But right now, I'm just, like, I'm good.
	You know, I'm just focused on me.
	You know?
	All right.
	Okay.
	You know?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What about you?
	I just think that respect and being mature and also like...
	Not hitting people?
	Not hitting, bruh.
	Like, being in a relationship also, like, try to do things new in a relationship, like...
	Men tend...
	I feel like some men tend to get bored of the relationship.
	Maybe they're just in the same routine.
	So you hit them to switch it up a little bit?
	No, but I just feel like things were just getting bored.
	We're also very young, so living together wasn't the best choice.
	But like I said, doing things new in a relationship, respect, and just being mature, it's part of the growth of the relationship.
	Alright, question for you ladies.
	How often did you make food for your guy when you guys were together?
	We had like a calendar.
	Calendar?
	What do you mean, calendar?
	Yeah, we had a calendar.
	Like for hours?
	Yeah, for example, like if I'm in school and it's a Monday, you have to make food.
	Oh, so you guys were 50-50 while making food?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	How often did you make your guy food?
	Never.
	Fantastic.
	Let's have a question in here as well.
	Can you cook right after?
	Okay, I learned how to cook this past year.
	I really committed myself to being like, okay, one day I would totally love...
	I think every girl here on the panel...
	Can every girl here on the panel cook or no?
	Every single one?
	Yes.
	Okay, so you've never made food for your guy.
	Fantastic.
	What about you?
	How often?
	Well, if I was at home before him, I would make it.
	If he was home before me, he would make it.
	So 50-50 as well?
	Yeah.
	Okay, what about you?
	Given that he lived with his family.
	You never made food for him?
	No, I did.
	I did.
	I would help his mom in the kitchen all the time.
	Okay.
	All the time.
	But not all, not every day?
	No, literally all the time.
	Okay.
	Like every single meal.
	So you'd cook with mom?
	I would help her, yeah.
	Alright, what about you?
	Two to three times a day, depending if I had time to make breakfast.
	You would cook for your guy two to three times a day?
	Mm-hmm.
	And have a full-time job?
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	Dominicans, man.
	Or did you just make it all at one time and then just have it ready?
	No, like when I would get home from work and then dinner.
	And then if I had time for breakfast before I left, I would make it.
	For you and him?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Good for you.
	All right, what about you?
	How often do you make food for your guy?
	So he loves to cook, but I will cook probably like a couple times a week.
	I love making desserts, so I make a lot of desserts.
	So what, three to five times a week you cook?
	Two to three.
	Two to three.
	And then, does he cook more than you do?
	Yeah.
	Is he a chef or something?
	No.
	He just enjoys it?
	He likes cooking, yeah.
	Oh, okay.
	Whatever works.
	I ain't doing that shit, though.
	Everybody different.
	What does he do for work?
	He works in risk management.
	He's a lawyer.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Every day when I was like with him together so far on vacation where we were renting things.
	At least once a day?
	Sorry?
	Every day?
	You said every day?
	No, every day.
	So morning for lunch and dinner.
	You would cook him three meals a day?
	Yeah, but there are times there, for example, in dinner we went to restaurants.
	But other than that, yeah, I tried every day.
	What about you?
	How often did you cook for your guy?
	Never.
	We were both like broke college students eating ramen.
	Okay, ladies, real quick.
	Who in here would consider themselves the best cooks?
	Raise your hand.
	The best?
	Best cooks.
	Who's confident in their culinary skills.
	Okay, we got one, two, three, four.
	Perfect.
	We got four ladies here that are really good cooks.
	So you know what?
	Let's play a game!
	But before we do the game...
	Mo, special mention, Bills, real quick.
	Oh, yeah.
	So, Simon says, pay up.
	I've listened to your show for over a year.
	Freaking saying we settle up my tab.
	Keep it up, gentlemen.
	This painful experiment never gets old.
	You can't make this shit up for real.
	Thank you so much.
	I appreciate that, bro, Simon says.
	Appreciate that, my friend.
	Thank you so much.
	Ladies, we're going to play a game here.
	And basically, we believe in all of you here.
	Because once again...
	I think five girls on the panel.
	One, two, three, four, five.
	No, six.
	I want to participate.
	Well, they did it first.
	So we'll do four.
	Anyhow, we do believe that food is a way to man's heart.
	So we'll play a game here.
	And ladies, enter if you don't mind.
	Begin bringing in the goodies.
	But yeah, cooking is going to be essential for your man.
	Keep him long term.
	So let's go.
	Alright, so we're going to have a sandwich making contest.
	Let's see what you got.
	So we have a bunch of stuff here.
	Okay.
	Let's see what you got.
	A bunch of condiments, etc.
	We got gloves and all that.
	Don't worry.
	We got to keep it sanitary.
	And then we actually have some individuals that's going to try the sandwiches and see which one makes the best sandwich.
	We have a bunch of different stuff.
	You got the utensils, everything else like that.
	Nice.
	You know, shout out to all the ladies.
	So we're going to put all the stuff on the table.
	And we're going to have you ladies make a sandwich, okay?
	We're going to give you an amount of time.
	Give you a few minutes.
	So did he have a freak off?
	We have a sandwich off.
	There you go.
	So, the chat said that they're bricked up right now.
	This ain't that kind of show, bro.
	But yeah, so it's a sandwich off right now that we're going to do.
	And then when you're done with that, here are the gloves.
	I'm going to pass them down.
	The girls that are going to participate in the Sandwich Off, put on your gloves.
	You said only four?
	Only four.
	Only four?
	You want to do it too?
	I want to do it.
	Alright, go ahead.
	Let's get the meat out and everything else like that too.
	Meat out?
	Get what?
	Not that kind of meat.
	What got in the rye?
	The Purell.
	The Purell?
	How'd the Purell get in your eye?
	My God, bro.
	How'd you get Purell in your eye?
	She opened it the wrong way.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay, you're out.
	Stupid.
	I'll forget, ladies.
	Take her to the bathroom.
	She's out.
	She's out.
	She's all right.
	We already got a disqualification.
	She might cut herself.
	Okay.
	Take an idea.
	How'd you get Purell?
	What the hell?
	Oh, my God.
	At least her eyes clean now.
	Help her.
	Help her.
	Please help her.
	Okay, so we've got four contestants here.
	Where's the meat, Angie?
	Yeah, wake up.
	Come on, guys, hurry up.
	Get this stuff out here.
	So we're going to see...
	Who's going to win this battle?
	Yeah.
	And we're going to have Mo, Bill, and Chris test the meats.
	And the sandwich is the same.
	They're going to test the sandwich that you make.
	Who has the best one?
	Alright, so ladies, go ahead and throw your gloves on.
	And we're getting the meat packages right now.
	No, there's only four.
	These four.
	What?
	She wants to participate.
	You want to do it too?
	Yeah.
	Let's all do it.
	I think everyone wants to do that.
	She can't cut, bro.
	This is a sandwich, nigga.
	This is a sandwich.
	All right.
	Wait, so how can we tell?
	Can we mark the colors, you know, late?
	Mark the what?
	We'll do one by one.
	Yeah, yeah, we're going to do one by one, and we're going to cut the sandwiches up.
	All right.
	There's a chat in the meantime.
	Yeah, yeah, I can do chats while we set this up.
	Yeah.
	There's the rumble rants.
	Okay, I'll do the rumble rants.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What is this called?
	Make sure we have all the condiments out, ladies, by the way.
	Okay.
	So while they do that, I'll read these chats.
	W for having Bills in the intro.
	He has been doing his absolute best with chat slash rants.
	The show quality entertainment with the shows and sun streams has upgraded like crazy ever since he's been here.
	Lucky to have you, Bills.
	Yeah, shout out to Bills, man.
	Great asset to the team.
	Doing God's work.
	Question, any good lotions to help you stop jerking off?
	What the fuck?
	Okay, I can't.
	I can quit cold turkey.
	I need to work my way down.
	Maybe adding something to the lotion.
	P.S. Any plans on bringing back?
	Okay, use hot sauce.
	That is going to be...
	There you go, my friend.
	So you gotta punish yourself every time.
	If you want to fat, you're gonna have to burn for it, okay?
	What else we got here?
	Bar loss.
	And I'm going to start the timer, by the way, guys.
	So don't start yet.
	Don't start making the sandwiches yet.
	I'm going to start a timer here once we have everything out.
	And then, Angie, make sure that we have everything out and let me know when we have it out so that we can do it.
	Watch Frosh.
	Come here, Frosh.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Move that stuff out the way.
	You don't need to be in this battle.
	Okay.
	Save Frosh.
	All right.
	So...
	Okay.
	I just want to...
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Put everything there.
	And I'll let the audience know kind of what we have here.
	We got bread.
	We got cream cheese.
	Tomatoes.
	We got some tomatoes.
	Lettuce.
	Guacamole.
	Ham.
	Different types of meats.
	Beef.
	Cheese, et cetera.
	And bread.
	So we're going to have all the girls make a sandwich.
	And then we will have the fat niggas in the back.
	Test it out.
	Mo, you can cheat on your diet today.
	Yeah, there you go.
	We need your connoisseur-ness when it comes to eating.
	Connoisseur-ness.
	The A, man.
	I think it's going to be the best one to judge it.
	That's true.
	All right.
	So...
	All right.
	And then bar loss goes...
	I'm making 20...
	And we're still setting up, guys.
	So I'll keep reading these chats until we're set up.
	And then ladies, just give me a green light when we're ready to start it.
	I'm 22.
	Okay.
	I'm 22 making 70K to 80K a year.
	Zero...
	Zero...
	23 saved.
	Zero...
	Depp?
	Oh, Depp.
	He means with a B. And a 780 credit score, two-year history.
	How do I get into a turnkey multifamily?
	I see.
	You need to save more money, bro, depending on where you are.
	Because $23,000, you're probably going to have to live in it for a year because you're not going to have enough to put 20% down.
	So I would go an FHA route if I were you.
	And then we've got three digless ladies.
	Guys with names that start with, what letter hit it the best?
	That's funny, actually.
	That's funny.
	That's rhetorical, right?
	I mean, he's probably joking about it, but we could...
	Okay.
	Do we have everything on the table?
	Yes.
	Okay, cool.
	I guess...
	Just the pickles.
	The pickles?
	Okay, bring the pickles out.
	Who likes pickles?
	Okay, I'll finish these chats, and then we'll get to it.
	All right, next one.
	If her name ain't the bag, then don't chase her.
	Ooh, I like that one.
	That's from my voice, okay?
	And then David A.I.G. goes, Effort of much respect.
	I lost a family member, went to a 380, and after hearing y'all for two years, I dropped down to 260.
	It's still going down and got my first 90K job.
	Thanks to y'all.
	Good job, bro.
	Shout out to you, David, man.
	That's what it's about, man.
	Become successful.
	She said it's not domestic violence if he's a foreign national.
	I know.
	It's crazy.
	It's crazy.
	I skipped leg day again.
	Goes, since you are all average or below average, they're going to be judging it.
	And then, give fresh one too.
	No, because you're a picky eater, bro.
	So you can pick the best sandwich too.
	Nigga, I can't eat that shit, bro.
	What do you mean you can't eat that shit?
	You eat worse.
	I've not had a whole million years, bro.
	This is a sandwich, man.
	Nigga.
	No!
	They're doing it.
	Bro.
	Okay.
	Is Andy still here?
	Andy's in the back, yeah.
	Okay.
	Andy will be a judge, too.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	Since you're all average, he's a fat nigga, too.
	Do you consider being with a man who is five per day making less than 50K per year settling or get what you deserve?
	Imaginary.
	Imaginary?
	There's your answer.
	Goddamn.
	Kobe?
	You want a simplified question?
	Here's a customized simplified question.
	Ooga booga.
	Hopefully this is a relative to the panel's IQ. Okay.
	All right, and then question for the ladies.
	Do any of you want kids?
	If so, if not, please explain why.
	If yes, what age do you plan on having them?
	All right, save that question.
	I'll ask that one after the sandwich off.
	Okay, so as you guys can see, welcome to the first Fresh and Fit sandwich off.
	We are going to have the ladies make a sandwich.
	It looks like most of them are participating.
	So we have a bunch of things on the table here.
	We got bread.
	Different condiments, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.
	Different meats, cheeses.
	So what I'll do is, I'm going to have the girls start making the sandwiches.
	We'll put a timer for what?
	Five, three minutes?
	Three minutes.
	Three minutes.
	So you guys have 180 seconds to make the best sandwich that you can.
	Try not to attack each other while you guys do this.
	You need to stand up and reach over and whatever.
	Do what you got to do.
	And please don't rub the gloves all over the table, please.
	I'm watching your girls.
	The girls are touching your gloves.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Try not to rub the table and stuff like that.
	Man, you eat that shit, man.
	I see a minimum, man.
	And then after that, we'll cut the sandwiches up, and then we'll have the judges try, and they will give you guys a rating, and then the girl that wins will get a special prize.
	Yep.
	All right, we are going to give a prize at the end of this.
	So, cool.
	Everyone's participating?
	Oh, Ms.
	DMV, you're not in it?
	I'm in it.
	Oh, you are?
	Okay, okay.
	I didn't see your hands.
	Alright, cool.
	So, we can go ahead and start the timer.
	Move the mics.
	Move the mics.
	Oh, should we move the mics?
	Move the mics.
	Move the mics?
	Okay.
	Yeah, move them out their way, ladies.
	And then, yeah, move the stuff so they have as much room as possible.
	And I'll just narrate this shit, I guess.
	I'll just be sitting here giving you a play-by-play as they make this sandwich off.
	And if any of you guys fucking copy us...
	I'm gonna know, cause ain't nobody doing a fucking sandwich on fucking any other podcast, goddammit.
	We're the only ones.
	Alright, niggas.
	They already copied right now.
	Yeah, man, one of a kind.
	We got lie detector, all that shit.
	Spin the wheels.
	They copying as we speak.
	Alright, so we're gonna, um, someone got a timer ready?
	Chris or Mo or somebody have a timer ready?
	Shit, I got it.
	Okay, Bills, you got it?
	Yeah, I do.
	Alright, Bills, you're gonna call time?
	Alright, so we're gonna count this down.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I got it, I got it.
	Okay, let them take two pieces of bread each.
	That's fine, just to start.
	Pass or two?
	Can somebody pass or two?
	Pass or two, please.
	So, we're going to start it in...
	Okay, everybody has their bread starting off.
	Okay, and you guys have your stuff.
	Cool.
	So, we're going to give it...
	Mo, you ready?
	I mean, not Bills, you ready?
	Three!
	Bills, you give the countdown.
	Okay.
	Three!
	Wait, there's not enough...
	There's not enough time!
	There's not enough what?
	Knives?
	Get them knives, guys.
	Get them knives.
	And we're doing three minutes, right?
	Three minutes, yep.
	Three minutes.
	Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
	We'll give you guys your utensils.
	It's fine.
	Anyone else need utensils before we start this?
	I want to make sure everyone has a fair chance.
	No, no, no.
	It's true, though.
	We got to make it fair.
	Does everybody have everything they need?
	Everybody.
	Yes?
	Okay, because I'm going to get it going here in a second.
	Y'all ready?
	All right.
	Girls, count it down.
	Three, two, one.
	Go ahead, ladies.
	Let's go.
	All right, cool.
	So the sandwich making contest is off, and we have the ladies start beginning.
	She's putting on some butter.
	We're going to see what happens here.
	She's playing, man.
	Every corner is being buttered.
	Y'all ladies got this.
	Don't worry.
	Listen, she's slapping that butter on like a motherfucker.
	Yeah, okay.
	Three minutes.
	She's left her boyfriend.
	All right, let's see what happens here.
	Okay.
	She's supposed to eat cheese right now.
	Bills, at every minute, give us the...
	Oh, she's getting a ham, bro.
	Two minutes and 30 seconds.
	She likes her meat.
	Well done.
	Two minutes and 30 seconds left.
	Well done.
	Two minutes and 30 seconds left.
	All right, Chad, who do y'all have right now?
	Okay, we got 20,000 y'all in here watching, by the way.
	Yeah, who y'all betting on?
	Man, we're the fucking best, bro.
	I'm not gonna lie, bro.
	She's grabbing our meat viciously, bro.
	She ain't playing, though.
	She loves her meat.
	Yeah, the first ever sandwich off is here, guys.
	Yeah.
	Listen, bro.
	We got almost a minute in already.
	Alright.
	Timer's going rapidly.
	Two more minutes!
	Okay, one minute has been elapsed.
	Ladies, you have two more minutes to go.
	Listen, man.
	Look at that lettuce, man.
	Don't worry, y'all got this?
	You got this.
	Yeah, y'all got this.
	This is beautiful, guys.
	The first ever sandwich off.
	I bricked up!
	She has a mayonnaise, bro.
	I bricked up!
	Get him, Chris!
	Okay.
	Ooh, WW. Is that guac?
	Okay.
	I got guac in it.
	She ain't got guac.
	Okay.
	Guac, guac 2000.
	Is that ketchup and guac?
	This a rancho, ain't it?
	Listen, man.
	One minute, 30 seconds down.
	All right.
	One minute, 30 seconds.
	You guys are halfway through.
	Oh, she prefers dark meat.
	I can tell.
	I can tell.
	Cut into four sessions, by the way.
	She's smiling too much.
	All right, tell them.
	No, no, no.
	Don't worry.
	Let them make the sandwich and then we'll take them to the back and then cut them up.
	Alright, cool.
	That way they don't waste time.
	Tether cheese?
	Yeah.
	God damn.
	So we're going to cut each sandwich up into four sections and then ladies, what we'll do is we'll take their plates and then just put it in the thing marked by which girl it is and then bam.
	Ew, this chick uses mustard, bro.
	That's an L. Some people like mustard, bro.
	Some people like mustard.
	One minute warning.
	One minute warning, ladies.
	One minute warning.
	Y'all got this?
	You guys can do this?
	Man, me sandwich.
	I'm hungry.
	Y'all got this, man.
	Yes, sir.
	Y'all got this.
	Keep your mouth open.
	Long term, make him a sandwich.
	45 seconds to go.
	They trying to get wiped out tonight.
	Oh God, they trying to get wiped out.
	Listen, you got 20K watching.
	20K watching.
	20K watching.
	This could be a hunting watcher right now.
	It could be a man of your dreams.
	Y'all got this.
	Watching you make a sandwich.
	All right.
	30 seconds!
	30 seconds to go, ladies.
	Almost time.
	Once the sandwich is made, just have it ready on the plate, and the girls will take it from the stage, and then we will mark each plate with each girl who it belongs to.
	She's making a double offer.
	God damn!
	That shit stacks!
	Okay, perfect, perfect.
	Oh, so one person's done!
	Okay, two people's done.
	How many more seconds?
	How many?
	Ten seconds!
	Ten seconds!
	Uh-oh!
	Chat going wild, y'all!
	I like the video!
	Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
	Okay, bang guys!
	Alright, the sandwich off is complete.
	Three minutes!
	The sandwich off is complete, so what we're going to do now is...
	Okay, no more.
	Pencils down.
	Or in this case, forks down.
	Forks down.
	You're cheating.
	Okay, so this is what we're going to do.
	Mark each plate, guys, and then take it to the back and then cut them up, and then we're going to serve them to Bills and everybody else in the back and Andy and all that.
	But yeah, so let's get everything off the table.
	Mark each plate by each girl.
	Shorty made a double whopper, bro.
	That shit big as hell.
	Shout out to the ladies in the back that are helping out with this.
	Okay.
	And thank you ladies on the panel for being good sports and doing the sandwich.
	You guys are in the first ever sandwich off.
	Good job ladies!
	Round of applause to the ladies on the panel.
	And shout out to the ladies on the team that are helping out with all this.
	Obviously this takes a massive amount of coordination.
	It does.
	So thank you to Angie and Icy for helping facilitate this.
	Melissa and Abby.
	Yep.
	And getting all the condiments and everything else like that.
	And then sandwiches are made, marked, and then we're going to cut them up and give them to the boys.
	And then we will have them rate them.
	Yeah.
	And we'll go from there, man.
	And then the mic's on the table for you.
	Yeah, we'll put the mic's back on.
	Honestly speaking, Mo's going to have the best taste buds.
	Yeah.
	Probably, yeah.
	We need your expertise on this one, bro.
	Hey, if I'm giving my expertise, y'all better like the video on God, bro.
	Okay.
	We only got like 2.3k likes, bro.
	What?
	What's going on, bro?
	Yo, come on, man.
	Bro, what the fuck, man?
	All we ask is for likes on YouTube, bro.
	That's it.
	Let's get their mics back up.
	Ladies, just grab your mic.
	It's probably below you.
	Just grab it.
	Put it right back on the table.
	Yeah, just make sure...
	No, which sandwich is which?
	Yeah, they marked them.
	Chris, they marked them.
	Okay, perfect.
	Angie marked it.
	Okay.
	I am glad I'm not them, though.
	I made it with love.
	There you go.
	She made it with love.
	We'll see what happens here.
	I'm actually excited for these results, man.
	And we got three fat niggas here.
	We got Chris, we got Moe, and we got Andy.
	So they can actually go ahead and dictate which sandwich is going to be best.
	So we're going to cut them up and we'll have them try them on air, each sandwich.
	You're going to take a bite of each and then see which one is the best.
	And we'll go from there, man.
	I'm loving these mo' roasts.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Alright, cool.
	Bills, what's up next?
	Oh, yeah.
	You can do some chats.
	Okay, we can do some chats.
	Actually, you know what?
	Hold on.
	Actually, we should get some post-game analysis from the ladies.
	Okay, ladies.
	What are you thinking?
	They did the best sandwich here and then tell us why.
	Me, because I made it with love.
	Made it with love?
	Okay.
	I saw you stacking a whole stack there.
	What was your game plan with that?
	I just, I figured that men eat a lot, so I just did like...
	I did say fat niggas.
	So she was like, just put it all in there.
	She made it stack by stack by stack.
	I'm just trying to put other ingredients.
	Okay, what about you?
	How'd you make yours?
	Um, I don't know.
	I took it slow.
	Like, everyone was going so fast, I was like...
	What about you, mom?
	I just did a traditional, you know, guanido sandwich.
	Inventado en la casa.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	What about you?
	Yeah.
	Me?
	How is your sandwich making?
	I don't know, because I never make sandwiches.
	So I'm not too confident.
	Oh, for real?
	Yeah, I never make sandwiches.
	You only cook?
	Yeah.
	Sandwiches are very like, I don't know, like snack type to me.
	It's like an emergency.
	Advanced level stuff.
	Advanced.
	So this is beneath you then.
	Okay.
	No, no, no.
	What about you?
	It's how I would like it.
	I made it how I would like it.
	It's for a man.
	It's for a man though, not for a woman.
	Guys, you're thinking with your dick.
	I would do the same thing for me, but I'd put the double, so yeah.
	Okay, double stack.
	And for you?
	I was literally just guessing on what I think a man would like.
	I was just freestyling.
	She put mustard on there, the mayonnaise.
	I'm like, God damn.
	Yo, yo, bro.
	Mixing mayonnaise and mustard, come on, bro.
	That shit crazy.
	That shit crazy, bro.
	But she's white, so I give her a pass.
	She's white.
	But yeah, this is going to be amazing.
	Yo, Moe, you ready for this, Moe?
	Oh, God.
	Chris, you ready for this?
	Let's go.
	Bill, you ready for this?
	We can't lose you, Bill, so don't die, nigga.
	Alright, where are we at here?
	Anybody else thoughts on, I guess, analysis on what was going through your mind when you were making a sandwich?
	Like, fuck, I don't have enough, like, what was going through any of y'all heads?
	Oh, I usually toast my sandwiches.
	Ah, you toast them.
	Okay.
	Maybe we gotta get a toaster for the next one.
	Maybe.
	You guys ready?
	I like to put it on the pan.
	Yeah, with the cheese like it melts.
	It can be also better.
	So let's do one at a time, guys, in the back.
	Who's up first?
	Oh, y'all already got them ready?
	That was fast.
	Okay.
	So number one is who?
	Her?
	Yeah.
	Okay, so let me break it down for the audience so they know what the hell's going on here.
	So we numbered the sandwiches from one to eight.
	Okay?
	And they cut up each sandwich, and they're going to pass it to members of the team, and they're going to basically take a bite of each sandwich, and then pick...
	The best one.
	And then we should also give...
	Are we going to give number ratings on each one?
	Yes.
	Okay, one to ten?
	Yes.
	Okay, y'all got your things or whatever?
	Yes, they have it.
	Okay, sweet.
	So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So the judges are in the back.
	Andy, where you at?
	Andy!
	Andy!
	Okay.
	So we got Andy as well in the back, and he's going to be judging the sandwiches.
	So...
	Roast beef sandwich.
	What the fuck, man?
	Okay.
	What do you mean by that?
	Trust me, you don't want to know.
	Elaborate.
	No, you don't want to know.
	Might be talking about you.
	Okay.
	So we got Andy here as well.
	Yeah.
	This came in the fray.
	Yeah.
	Andy helped us build the studio.
	Yeah.
	And he's also a fat...
	Sorry, food connoisseur.
	Oh, man.
	They said Mo's going to be tearing it up.
	Goddamn, man.
	It's trying to go all crazy.
	Okay.
	They said Mo's gaining back all the pounds.
	So, Mo's gaining all the points.
	You guys still aren't ready, right?
	You guys are just passing the sandwiches out?
	That's sandwiches number one.
	They're ready.
	Oh, so they're going to...
	Okay, they're going to take...
	Okay, so they're going to take a bite and then they're going to go to the next one.
	Okay, alright.
	You guys ready?
	And they're going to rate it from 1 to 10.
	Alright, so, alright then, Judge Niggas, in the back.
	Y'all go ahead and take the bite of the first sandwich, okay?
	And we want to see what you guys think here.
	Hey, Andy, just eat it for the team, man.
	Eat it, man.
	Oh, y'all heard me.
	Yes, we heard you, nigga.
	Eat it.
	Oh, shit.
	My bad.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	This is part of the job.
	Put your mark.
	He was in the back doing some maintenance stuff, and I was like, sorry, bro, you get entered into this sandwich contest, man.
	Clean your mouth, nigga.
	And just so y'all know, Angie brought all the ingredients literally earlier today, a few hours before the show.
	So they're the freshest that you could get them.
	You know what I mean?
	So don't worry, guys.
	Okay.
	So Bills, we'll start with you, brother.
	What are you rating?
	An eight?
	Okay.
	Okay, eight.
	All right.
	Eight?
	All right.
	Chris?
	Chris?
	What are you...
	No, you're the cameraman.
	Eight?
	Outside down?
	Okay.
	Thanks, Chris.
	All right.
	Andy and Mo, what do y'all rate it?
	Three?
	Yeah, man, dude!
	That nigga boogey!
	That nigga boogey as fuck!
	Goddamn!
	And I asked how I like it.
	Okay.
	And Mo?
	Mo, what are you rating?
	I gave it a six.
	A six?
	All right, so that gives us an average score.
	Eight.
	Eight.
	Plus, eight.
	Plus, what did...
	I have it.
	He had three and a six.
	A three and a six.
	Okay, so give us an average rating for that, Angie.
	So let's go to sandwich two now.
	Okay.
	This is from the crazy person.
	What was on that belt?
	Moe, it's one bite Moe!
	Moe, it's one bite!
	Moe, it's one Alright, now we're on Sandwich 2.
	Alright, so I want you guys to give us what you guys think of Sandwich 2.
	And this comes from...
	That's poison, isn't it?
	Miramar.
	Yeah, Miss Miramar.
	Can you call me Spiderman?
	No, I'm kidding.
	Okay, sandwich two now.
	Alright.
	Bills?
	Bills?
	Sandwich two?
	I actually don't eat sandwiches, so this is kind of like a hit or a miss.
	I feel like I was missing the ingredients.
	Right?
	Oh, now they're making excuses.
	I like this.
	Every excuse I can come up with right now, I will.
	Okay.
	Well, I'm saying we're two now.
	Now, Bills gives this one a seven.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Chris gives it a six.
	Mo?
	4.5.
	Damn, nigga!
	Damn, you couldn't give me a whole five?
	4.5.
	And Andy gave it a six.
	Okay.
	Sweet!
	Okay.
	Tally up.
	This is fun, man.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	No, this is...
	I am happy to be...
	This is the sandwich off, ladies.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Diddy's freak off, sandwich off.
	Okay, now we're going to go to...
	Not ready to mingle.
	Not ready to mingle, number three.
	The mom of the group?
	The mom.
	The mom.
	So let's see if the mom sandwich is the best sandwich.
	The best sandwich.
	Okay.
	How did you write me?
	I'm writing...
	What the fuck?
	What's going on Chris?
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	I'm sick of Chris, man.
	Three?
	Oh, damn!
	Chris gave it a three?
	The first two was a bomb, man.
	Mom made a healthy sandwich.
	Chris don't like that.
	Like, where's the meat?
	Bills, what do you think about that sandwich?
	Arby's.
	We have the meats.
	My bills, man.
	Hold on, hold on.
	I gotta...
	Damn, man.
	A five.
	A five.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you, Mo?
	Three.
	Goddamn.
	Wow.
	Andy?
	Come on, man.
	What do you think?
	Six point?
	Okay.
	Okay, Andy.
	All right.
	Raising the score?
	This is good because you can see that they have different taste buds.
	Yes.
	So this is actually good because it gives a more rounded, I guess, number.
	I see what you did.
	Rounded.
	Yeah, rounded answer.
	Well, they are round, too.
	Okay.
	Now we're going to go to demon and this sandwich was allegedly made with love.
	Yes.
	Allegedly.
	So we're going to see if this sandwich was actually made with love.
	Demon love.
	Demon love.
	You're going to find out.
	Okay, we'll see right now.
	Murder.
	Yep.
	Mocha high-staff.
	Okay.
	Mocha high-staff.
	Where's the rest?
	If you hate it, I'm going to cast a spell on you.
	Oh shit!
	She's for real for real right now.
	Damn.
	Alright gentlemen, who has the first number for us?
	And this is Sandwich 4 from Ms.
	Demon Girl.
	Allegedly made with love.
	What do you say?
	What you got?
	Bills, what do we got?
	Chris 3.5.
	Oh my god.
	Alright.
	What did he give it?
	An 8.
	Okay.
	Bill's with an 8.
	Moe?
	Okay, Andy, 7.3.
	I think you're just hating for real.
	You hating for real.
	Alright, Moe?
	I give it a 9.
	Damn!
	What the fuck, man?
	Damn!
	Demon Love is serious.
	Whoever gave it less is a hater.
	We can meet outside.
	We can meet outside after this podcast.
	I like my challenges with tomatoes, vinegar, and shit like that.
	This is like fucking...
	Alright, let's go to Miss Dominican Republic, aka DMV. This is Sandwich 5 now.
	This is Sandwich 5.
	And remember, she is an advanced cook.
	Yeah, she is not a sandwich maker, allegedly.
	She's not a sandwich maker.
	She's high-level skills.
	Let's see what you got.
	Let's see.
	Let's see.
	I cook advanced meals.
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	All right.
	Yeah, that's the...
	That's tasty, though.
	Okay, let's see here.
	Cheese, man.
	You like cheese?
	Well, it depends.
	I hate cheese.
	If it's on a burger, it's fine.
	Or pizza.
	That's the only time it's tolerable on pizza.
	All right, fat niggas, where are we at?
	Let's go.
	We got one skinny niggas and three fat niggas, so this is probably the most accurate assessment of sandwich.
	All right, who's up next?
	Bills, what do you got?
	I'm giving a 7.5.
	7.5?
	Okay.
	Thank you, Bills.
	All right, Chris, 6.
	Damn, man, Chris, you picky, man.
	I got too much cheese, man.
	Is that a four?
	Andy, what is that?
	A four.
	It looked like a shitty ass four.
	You can tell Andy, he's that nigga that dropped out of sixth grade and then came back to school.
	Andy's that nigga.
	Then Mo, what do you give it?
	Five.
	A five?
	Okay.
	Guys, we've got 21K watching, man.
	I like the video, bro.
	Yeah, I like the goddamn video.
	And if I see any of you guys copying this show, I'm going to be mad as hell.
	Niggas about to copy this show, I already know.
	They copying that shit tomorrow.
	Okay.
	I'm telling you, bro.
	Alright, guess what?
	Now we are in sandwich six with Miss Venezuela that's been in a relationship for, what, three years?
	A year and a half.
	A year and a half.
	Do you make him sandwiches?
	No.
	Okay.
	Dessert, huh?
	Dessert, food.
	Yeah, she makes brownies.
	Check it a fact.
	Actually, that's the one that likes to cook, right?
	The lawyer?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright, so we are going to go ahead and now we're up on sandwich six.
	Yo, free Andy, man.
	Andy said I'm on top of it.
	What about Chick-fil-A? Andy, this is part of the job, nigga.
	Andy, this is part of the job, bro.
	Nigga thought he was coming over here to do some manual.
	Nah, nigga.
	You're going to eat sandwiches, motherfucker.
	That'll be Andy.
	What y'all don't know is I've got to take these things out to dinner later, which is even better.
	Oh, yeah, it's true.
	So it's cheaper for me.
	Oh, Chris, you gave it a seven?
	Yeah, seven.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Bills, what do you give it?
	A 9!
	Okay, Venezuela!
	Chama!
	Andy, what do you give it?
	An 8!
	Okay, and then Mo, the connoisseur?
	I would have given it a nine, but that mustard kind of killed it.
	Okay, so what do you give it then?
	Eight?
	Okay.
	I'm telling you, mustard is an L, bro.
	Mustard is like the most nastiest condiment, bro.
	I swear to God.
	I agree.
	I don't like mustard either.
	But everything else went with each other, though.
	Everything else went with each other.
	Angie is calculating each one.
	Okay.
	It's for 30-ass niggas, bro.
	And give me the thing when you're done with it, Angie.
	Like, with everything.
	Alright, cool.
	Now we are on Miss France!
	He doesn't eat sandwiches at all, so for me, like, I did four times up.
	So listen, I've heard French food is amazing, so whatever French touch y'all have in France, hopefully we're tonight.
	I don't know, I hope, but I'm scared.
	I have, like, French, I don't know.
	We're going to find out.
	Imagine if I ate one.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	So, now we have...
	So, this is Miss France.
	This is sandwich number six.
	Seven.
	Seven.
	Sorry.
	Seven.
	Guys, how are we looking?
	Okay.
	Chris gives us a 25.
	Good.
	Alright.
	We're going to lie.
	You know.
	We got bills.
	I got to add something.
	Hold on.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	Damn, this is okay.
	9.5.
	Yeah.
	C'est très bien.
	Merci!
	Oh no, wait!
	9.5.
	Wow!
	Oh, thank you!
	Merci beaucoup!
	Merci!
	Oh my gosh!
	What's going on here?
	Alright, Andy, you're the last one.
	What do you rate it, nigga?
	Oh, two.
	What?
	He gave it a two?
	It's too much tomatoes.
	That's the most niggas shit I've ever heard!
	Go, too much tomatoes!
	What the fuck?
	Wait, Andy, it's a two?
	Yeah, I don't got no flavor.
	You said I got no flavor.
	Well, still, two legs on my lips and one candy.
	I'm not good.
	It's so good.
	This thing, man.
	He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, Yo, man.
	Number eight.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Boom, my God.
	Andy's Jamaican, too.
	The last one.
	He wants that oxtail.
	Listen.
	All right.
	The last one on the panel, Miss Pale Horse.
	Oh, my God.
	Yo.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	She bought a mustard, bro.
	But she's a kale horse.
	You know what's the mustard?
	Tard.
	So it's always mustard, bro.
	It's just sucks.
	I mean, some people like mustard.
	It's okay, but...
	But okay.
	So now we got...
	This is the last sandwich, guys.
	This is going to be from Miss Spicy Videos.
	Yes.
	This is going to be called Spicy Videos.
	So guys, let me know.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You can actually do this in your next shoot.
	Make a sandwich before the scene.
	Okay.
	Bills?
	A five.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	Who's up next?
	Chris?
	A nine point five.
	Okay.
	Okay, Chris.
	Alright.
	Okay.
	It's stacked.
	It's stacked?
	Okay.
	Andy and Mo, you guys are the last two.
	Oh my God.
	Andy, what was that?
	Like 1.5.
	What the fuck, man?
	Andy was 7, nigga.
	What do you mean by that?
	And I gave it a tune.
	You gave it a tune?
	Damn.
	Oh my god.
	Killing her dreams bro.
	She wanna be a chef.
	You don't like black guys anyway, right?
	So it don't matter.
	Fuck them, right?
	It's like, wait, no, I do.
	It matters to me.
	It matters to who?
	To you?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Well, let's see here.
	Yo, this is actually pretty close.
	Yeah.
	Because some of you guys got some high ratings, and some of y'all got some low ratings, but it would be made up by somebody else.
	We have the final votes here.
	Okay.
	Come in.
	Oh, my God.
	Okay.
	The results are in, actually.
	Oh, shit.
	So, for...
	We need a theme song.
	Well, okay.
	Do we have the average, though?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	So, number one scored 24.
	Okay.
	What was that?
	That was me.
	Okay.
	Actually, you know what?
	I'll go from lowest to highest.
	Okay.
	So, number eight, Miss Pornhub, got an 18.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Actually, no, no.
	Sorry.
	No.
	Number three got 17.5.
	So, that is the mom.
	Okay.
	Good job.
	No salt and pepper.
	You scored the lowest.
	No salt and pepper.
	The mom scored the lowest.
	Fantastic.
	No salt and pepper.
	Hey, she made it healthy, just like her kids, right?
	And then, uh, or son.
	Number two for lowest was number eight, Miss Spicy Star at 18.
	Spicy Star.
	And then in third place was Miss number five, who is Dominican Republic 22.5.
	Then we got number two, Miss Looney Tunes.
	You got a 23.5.
	And then we got number shit.
	I'm trying to read these, goddammit.
	We didn't number them.
	Let me know when you get it together.
	Yeah, don't worry.
	Don't worry.
	Did you win?
	No, I think you did.
	I don't think you won, so you be quiet.
	Actually, I think you were next.
	You're number four, right?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you got a 27.5.
	So you're almost there, but, you know, not the chicken, chicken, win, chicken, what is it?
	Chicken, chicken, dinner?
	Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
	Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
	There you go.
	Okay, and then I think the next one after that was number seven.
	You scored a 27.5.
	We actually beat her out, so you beat her.
	Or no, no, no, she beat you by 0.3.
	Okay, the winner...
	Okay.
	Do I got a drum roll?
	Do I got a drum roll here?
	Yeah.
	Do we have a drum roll?
	Okay, I guess you guys can make shape.
	There you go.
	Is number six with 32.
	Miss Venezuela.
	Miss Venezuela.
	So you get the award, which is a copy of my book, Why Women Deserve Less.
	Oh.
	But also, the cash to it is a gift card for you and your boyfriend.
	Yes.
	So here you go.
	Congratulations.
	Is the book signed?
	I will sign it after, because we deserve less.
	What does the title say to that book?
	It says, why would we deserve less?
	It's a real book.
	It's a small book, though.
	Of course.
	They deserve less.
	Oh, shit, man.
	All right, that was awesome.
	Shout out to all the ladies behind the scenes that made this happen.
	Icy, Angie, Abby, Melissa, Audrey, everybody in the back that made it happen.
	And then also, thank you to the judges.
	Round of applause to the judges here.
	Bills, Moe, Chris, and Andy, who already left.
	But yeah, no, I mean, yeah, that was fun.
	That was a good time, man.
	Listen, it was a new segment.
	We're trying it out.
	It was really dope.
	Ladies, thank you again.
	Yeah, thank you for being good sports on the show, by the way, ladies.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, real talk, real talk.
	So I'm guessing you guys can cut for real.
	That's pretty good.
	Yeah.
	Okay, so I'll read the chats real quick and then we'll close it out.
	Yeah, get the ladies' last thoughts and then close it out.
	Okay, ladies, apply some anesthetic to numb a man's balls while doing the horizontal howdy-do.
	Trust us, your man will love it as the sensation is flowing.
	For demonstration purposes fresh, show the P-Star first how long you last before you go bust a nutville.
	Okay.
	Nice sound effect.
	I'm to my own!
	Long big style!
	Oh, fuck your bitch!
	Bro, I could've hold a straight face with the camera angle of seeing all of them grabbing The Economist like crazy, like, what the fuck have I watched right now?
	This shit is going viral, W number one misogyny podcast.
	I can't wait to see the grand prize.
	Okay, for the sandwich's boyfriend beater, Oh, that's for you.
	Use her foreign ex-boyfriend's blood from his last whooping for her secret sauce.
	France used snail snot in the cornstarch.
	Use her leftover boxes for extra flavor.
	Goddamn.
	That's why Chris liked it so much.
	Chris liked her sale was the most.
	He did.
	Question for ladies.
	Do any of you want kids?
	If not, please explain why.
	If yes, what age do you plan on having...
	Okay, yeah.
	That's a good question.
	How many of you want kids?
	Raise your hands.
	Oh, everybody except for the demon.
	I'm not surprised.
	At what age do you want your kids?
	We'll start here.
	Like early to mid-30s.
	Okay.
	I would say 28, 27.
	I'm 21.
	Okay.
	So six years?
	Yeah.
	I would say like 25, 26.
	All right.
	No specific age, but before 30 for sure.
	Okay.
	Well, you don't want them.
	I don't want any.
	But if I do have any, at least past 30.
	Fatality.
	X is going to be gone.
	X is gone.
	You already do, so...
	You want more?
	I have one, but I want two more.
	You said you don't want no more.
	No, for now.
	For now.
	My 20s, no.
	Past my 30s, I'll have two more.
	Okay.
	What about you, Miss Looney Tunes?
	Yes.
	Me?
	Miss Looney Tunes?
	Why are you calling me Miss Looney Tunes?
	You're a bit crazy, but that's fine.
	I was going to say, who isn't crazy?
	Raise your hand if you think you're a little bit crazy.
	Definitely before 30.
	Before 30.
	Can you give us a specific age?
	Um, maybe when I finish school.
	So, like, 22, 23?
	Um, no.
	I'm gonna be in school for four more years.
	Oh, you're gonna pursue your master's?
	Yeah, I'm gonna get a PhD.
	Oh.
	In what?
	I'm a PhD.
	In communications.
	Hopefully.
	Okay.
	Communication, huh?
	You've been doing a fantastic job of communicating.
	I'm definitely not.
	I'm a PhD.
	Alright, what about you?
	25, 26.
	Once I'm done with nursing school.
	Are you a nurse?
	I'm going to be a nurse.
	You know what's crazy?
	She's going to hit her kids.
	So nobody wants to have kids when you're 30 or older.
	Nobody, right?
	No, I said that.
	You want it at 30?
	If I were to have kids past 30, I'd be okay with it.
	But as of right now, if I can.
	If I don't, then it's cool.
	I'd adopt.
	I love kids.
	Get a dog or cats.
	Definitely.
	If I end up alone with a lot of cats, that's cool too.
	Okay.
	You can see the lightbulbs ding when Myron is cooking.
	These guys at FNF are literally fixing society in real time, one show at a time.
	God bless the FNF crew.
	Shout out to you, man.
	We're going to bring y'all everything.
	Jay Dobbins was the ATS special agent that went deep undercover from 01 to 03 in Operation Black Biscuit and became a full-patch member of the Hells Angels.
	Almost blew his cover.
	Fedorac's breakdown would be fire.
	Angie, write that down real quick.
	It was Jay Dobbins.
	I remember.
	Bald guy, white guy.
	Bald guy with the beard.
	I remember who it is.
	Operation Black Biscuit.
	We'll cover that on...
	Black Biscuit?
	Yeah, he went undercover in a motorcycle gang.
	It's crazy because back in Barbados, he's called a guy Black Biscuit.
	He's darker than me.
	Ask the ladies if they found out, would they disqualify a man for too high of a body count early on in dating someone new?
	And if so, what would be that number?
	Okay, I can ask that one.
	Would you disqualify a guy for having too many sexual partners in the past?
	If so, what is that number?
	Because our hero missed domestic violence.
	I'm not a domestic violence.
	Not yet.
	Okay.
	Would a man be disqualified for having too many sexual partners in the past?
	And if so, what is that number for you?
	Not really.
	I don't really...
	Okay.
	So it wouldn't disqualify.
	I wouldn't disqualify.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Would you disqualify a guy?
	And what is that number if it was too high?
	No number.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	For you?
	You?
	I wouldn't.
	Damn.
	Okay.
	No, because love holds no records of wrong.
	Oh, that's beautiful!
	It says it in the Bible.
	I am religious, but it says it in the Bible.
	Where?
	Love is kind?
	No, no, but what you said earlier is not in the Bible at all.
	What I said earlier of what?
	That's not in the Bible.
	Yeah, for Satan.
	Love holds no records of wrong?
	Yeah.
	Yes, it is in the Bible.
	What verse?
	I can't tell you the verse.
	I don't do religion.
	Because that's one thing I do believe in in the Bible.
	Like, I don't do religion, but that's one thing I believe in the Bible.
	Like, I respect that.
	Like, yes, I do believe that.
	But don't quote wrong verses, though.
	No, it's, look it up.
	Nigga.
	Look it up.
	She don't care.
	Love holds no record of wrong.
	Hold the L, man.
	You're a real demon for it.
	Someone commented crazy.
	Look it up.
	It's in the Bible.
	What about you?
	Miss DMV, what body count is too high for you for a guy?
	As long as he's clean, I don't care.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	That's fair.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Yeah, there's no number.
	Interesting.
	Okay.
	I would say same.
	It depends on the situation, but in general...
	Doesn't matter?
	Alright, what about you?
	As long as they're tested, it doesn't matter.
	Okay, you know what?
	Let me switch it up then.
	See?
	So all of them said no.
	But again, that confirms what we see on the podcast.
	Yeah, that confirms it every time.
	Now let me ask this.
	You have a son, 25 years old, pretty successful guy.
	Obviously you want the best for him.
	What body count is too much for him to take a girl seriously, in your opinion, that you would not want him to be with?
	We can start here and then work our way.
	For your son.
	If you can find out the girl's body count of your son's girlfriend, what number is too high for him to do?
	For his girlfriend?
	Yeah, slash he might marry.
	I don't want to be involved in my son's sex life.
	You're not involved in his sex life.
	You're involved in figuring...
	I'm saying if you had magic powers and you knew what her body count was, what number would be too high for you to be like, son, you should seriously reconsider this?
	Or what would you optimally not want him to deal with?
	Give us a number.
	I don't think I should be having that conversation with my children in this story.
	Let's say you got a tip from somebody.
	Hey, this girl's very out there.
	She's a high body count.
	Would you tell your son, at least?
	As long as they're safe.
	I would give them, like, proper education on how to have, like, you know, safe encounters.
	She's not the best person to ask me.
	Okay, that's fine.
	No worries.
	What about you?
	Five.
	Anything over that you think is too much?
	Okay, that's fine.
	This is your son, so ladies, be as conservative as you want, or as open as you want, I guess.
	Yeah, I wouldn't really care, honestly.
	She's with my son, so I would have to, like, investigate her, but...
	Okay, what number would be unacceptable for you?
	It wouldn't be...
	There wouldn't be a number.
	A hundred?
	No.
	200?
	No, I mean, like...
	You'd be okay with that?
	It's not that I would be okay with it, but I wouldn't be like, oh my gosh, she's so bad.
	She has 100 guys in her vagina, right?
	And they're nutting in her.
	And, you know, and this is your son, so he wants to give kids to this bitch that has 100 bodies.
	So do you want your actual grandkids to be...
	If he's okay with it, I'm okay with it.
	Like, if he's okay with it, I'm okay with it.
	No, but he's asking you.
	But I'm asking you, like, what number is too much for you?
	I don't think there is a number.
	I don't know.
	So not applicable as well.
	What about you?
	As long as she's safe, and him being 25, I think he's a grown man, I wouldn't even get in his business in the first place.
	But what number would be too much for you?
	They'd be like, oh, son, you should reconsider.
	I mean, 100 is obviously excessive, so I don't know, but I wouldn't get in their business.
	So 100 would be too much for you?
	What about 50?
	I wouldn't get in their business.
	Like, I don't know.
	Damn, y'all are some shitty-ass moms, bro.
	What the hell?
	But he's a grown man.
	He's 25 years old.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You should want to help him.
	But he's a grown man.
	So?
	So he should make his own choices.
	But he doesn't know.
	You know, but he doesn't.
	I would advise him.
	He doesn't know that his girl has 100?
	Yeah, he doesn't know.
	You know.
	You know.
	Why would I know before him?
	Listen, your son is marrying a whore.
	It's a hypothetical, ladies.
	Like, hypothetically?
	It's hypothetical.
	I would let him know if I knew and he didn't, and then whatever he wants to do.
	Okay, how about this?
	God damn, this is tough.
	How about this?
	I'm going to start this way and then go back this way.
	What body count is too much, you think, in your opinion, for a woman?
	In your opinion.
	Start with you.
	Where do you say, damn, that's a little high?
	I think over than 20.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Over 200.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Mine would be 10.
	10 plus?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I feel like my body count is high.
	Okay.
	So 18 plus?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I'll say around 22.
	It depends on my age.
	22?
	Yeah.
	20.
	Okay.
	I wouldn't really be shocked until I heard, like, 500.
	Then I'd be like, yeah, okay.
	So $4.99, not that big a deal.
	$4.99.
	You're on the edge.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	What's too high for a girl, in your opinion?
	At what age?
	Or in general?
	25.
	In general?
	25?
	We could say 25, yeah.
	Maximum 5.
	Okay.
	Prude.
	Alright, what about you and this spicy star?
	What's too much in your opinion?
	Or is there even a limit?
	I think as long as you're safe, it doesn't matter.
	No limit.
	Okay.
	Interesting how when I asked them that, they were able to answer it right away, but don't want to ask your son.
	He really has nothing to do with us.
	That's kind of scary, though.
	That's his life.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, but you raised him.
	Yeah, you're raising him.
	To be good.
	Still, that's a 25.
	You're his mom.
	18 body counts.
	I mean, I'm a mom.
	Well, let me ask you guys this, then.
	How about this?
	Because this would be a little bit easier.
	What if I told you, okay, you're going to go into a partnership, right?
	You're going to start a business and there's a chance, right, if the other partner feels at any time that they don't want to be a part of the business anymore, they could take half of everything and then all future earnings as well and they take your kids.
	Would you get into business with that individual?
	Wait, what?
	Okay.
	Hypothetically speaking.
	Let's say you start a business with a person, right?
	A business partner.
	But at any time, they can leave the business, take half, take your kids, and you have to pay them.
	So like a marriage.
	Wouldn't it be fair to say that you should probably investigate that person, make sure that they're a good business partner before you get into business with them since they have so much power?
	Of course.
	So why wouldn't you advise the same for your son?
	Perfect!
	Especially for marriage.
	That's what I was saying.
	Especially for marriage.
	I would say that it's normal.
	Because these are the risks.
	What I just said is the risks that men take when they get in a relationship with a girl.
	So wouldn't it behoove you as a woman to kind of be like, damn, I probably should investigate my son's business partner, a.k.a.
	his wife, in the future and make sure that she's not going to fuck him over, which is why we're asking you guys that, but you're like, oh, it doesn't matter.
	And I'm like, well, if you were the one going into business and you would lose half your stuff, you guys would probably think it would matter.
	Well, if you're so worried about that, get a prenup.
	Easy solution.
	It doesn't necessarily save you the same...
	Because remember, the prenup covers what you came into the relationship with, not necessarily what you might gain.
	There's infidelity clauses.
	You can make your own prenup.
	You don't just have to get...
	But they could be challenged.
	Look at Tyrese right now.
	He wrote a literally ironclad prenup and she's still going after his money.
	And there's a chance that he could still lose it.
	A chance is better than like...
	No, it's not.
	Why not just not take the risk altogether?
	Thank you.
	I mean, you don't have to, but that seems to be what you're really worried about, and there's things you can do to create a buffer for that.
	The argument I was making was that you guys would obviously take some care into who you got into business with if half your stuff was on the line.
	And then when I presented you with the same exact scenario but for your son, none of you cared.
	And I was like, wow, interesting.
	He's the one making the business decision.
	That's your son.
	That's your son though.
	So, I'm my mom's daughter and she allows me to make my own mistakes.
	How'd that work out?
	How'd that end up?
	Dating a drug dealer that's a bummer.
	That's what happens, man.
	You got tattoos everywhere.
	He's a demon, man.
	God damn!
	She literally said, yeah, look at me!
	I'm like, yeah!
	Look at me!
	My mom loves me.
	I am a loved human being.
	Alright, okay.
	That was entertaining.
	Okay, what else do we got here?
	Ask ladies if they found out, oh, fucking W sandwich making segment should be, do it at least twice a month.
	Okay, that's funny.
	And then, fuck them sandwiches.
	Thank you.
	Horrible mothers.
	So we'll go ahead and get the ladies' last thoughts or questions or anything that you guys want to talk about on the pod.
	Turn it to y'all.
	We got some streaming labs here as well.
	Okay.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, ladies.
	So think of something, whether a topic or a question or anything that you guys want to discuss.
	We talked about sandwiches, body counts, and a bunch of other shit.
	So if you guys want anything else that you want to ask us or topic of discussion, let us know.
	Please have something.
	All right.
	Who's up next?
	We got...
	Fresh?
	No, the stoic.
	He goes, what do you have more of?
	Good guys in the friend zone or failed relationships?
	What do you have more of?
	Good guys in the friend zone or failed relationships?
	Failed relationships.
	The graveyard of my relationships.
	Makes sense.
	Okay.
	When you know, you know.
	Okay.
	Ladies, which man would you prefer as a husband?
	A man that subscribes to OnlyFans girls and sending the money out of desperation or a man that smashes two random chicks a month, no strings attached?
	Ooh, that's a good one.
	A man that smashes...
	Hold on, hold on.
	We'll go around the table on this one.
	Start here.
	Who would you prefer?
	A guy that subscribes to OnlyFans sending random girls money out of desperation or a guy that has sex with two random women a month?
	Two random women a month.
	Okay.
	This is your husband, by the way.
	Prefer as a husband.
	Of course I would say either, but if I had to choose one, I would maybe say...
	I don't know.
	It's a hard one.
	Just choose one.
	I don't...
	Okay, I will go with the...
	I don't know...
	The only...
	Or the woman.
	The woman, maybe.
	Him having sex with two random girls a month?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Two random girls a month?
	Or paying for OnlyFans?
	Obviously neither, but I would say the OnlyFans.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I would say OnlyFans, too.
	The physical part is a little too much.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I don't know.
	Mentality is important to me.
	So if he's doing that out of desperation, bro, that's crazy.
	So which one?
	Two girls out of the month.
	Two girls a month.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I choose the OnlyFans.
	Okay.
	I choose a threesome.
	You want to do something different, you know?
	What about you?
	The OnlyFans.
	Why the OnlyFans?
	Just out of curiosity for the ladies that picked that.
	Why?
	You'd rather a guy be whacking off to porn?
	Yeah, to be honest.
	I don't know if you're fucking the girl without a condom or with a condom.
	I don't want, you know.
	But you know what's crazy?
	By default, if he could do it, he would smash in real time.
	Desperation!
	Desperation!
	Why does he have to be looking for...
	Because you're boring.
	But that's why you need to keep the relationship entertaining.
	That's what I said in the beginning.
	How do you do that?
	How do you do that?
	Get out of the boredom.
	For her, punch you niggas.
	Literally.
	Okay, why'd you pick the porn?
	I just think, like, him being physical with other women would just, like...
	Yeah.
	That would be a little too much for me.
	I mean, both are obviously too much, but...
	Well, they're saying future husband, not, like, right now.
	Yes, though.
	Okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	I'm willing to bet that they're saying that, but the guy that can get other girls is more attractive, but that's fine.
	What else we got here?
	Since combined IQ of the panel barely hits 50, let's ask them a more appropriate question.
	I hope it's not too difficult for the panel...
	Spitter Swallow.
	This nigga, bro.
	Spitter Swallow.
	Blackest Panther.
	Blackest Panther, man.
	Summitek goes, do you girls think the crazy one who smacked her man for cheating and then justifying it so easy is okay?
	I would never hit a woman, but imagine a six-foot, 200-pound male doing it back.
	I wouldn't brush that off easy like she did.
	And FNF wouldn't laugh with me.
	I would moan.
	Yo!
	Shorty is tweaking.
	Why?
	Um...
	Okay.
	Alright.
	She makes it rough.
	I guess so.
	Since becoming a high-value man, my quality of life has gone up, but the air quality has gone down.
	What Wyron and Walter conveniently forgot to tell me is the reduction in air quality from all the backshot wind.
	Oh, I get it.
	I get it.
	Sharmutas, Fresh Sharmutas goes, Sharmutas, today we learned from our freshie boy, a.k.a.
	that deep fried baboon next to Venus, the actual limit for jerking off in a day for a guy.
	What is that limit?
	Any Sharmuta that gets it right will sleep with Big Mo tonight.
	What?
	There you go.
	Oh, from the article.
	Yeah.
	New one, though.
	Hey, I'm not a big fan.
	You guys made a difference in my life when I was at my lowest.
	I'm making 270k a year as a lineman.
	Good shit.
	Good shit.
	Thank you.
	Question for ladies.
	What can you offer to a man that's successful that they can't get or do themselves?
	No.
	They don't know.
	Go ahead.
	Happiness.
	What can y'all offer to a guy that he can't do himself?
	Go right ahead.
	Who wants to go first?
	We can start with Miss Spicy Star.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah, I would say the nurturing thing again.
	I don't think men possess that trait naturally themselves.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Being loyal?
	I mean, there's other things as well.
	Like, you know, you cannot just...
	Ah, sorry.
	Oh yeah, sorry.
	You guys gotta ask more specific questions.
	But that's fine.
	What about you, Miss Venezuela?
	I would say just like joy.
	Deep joy.
	So you guys, don't get mad at me.
	This is why I don't ask these general questions that y'all be sending in sometimes because you guys, it's, yeah.
	Alright, what about you?
	Softness.
	What about you?
	I agree with the nurturing part.
	You know, giving a home a home.
	Alright, what about you?
	I would say giving them companionship, someone they can go home to.
	What about you?
	Shared interests, you know, like shared hobbies.
	What are your hobbies that you think you would share with a guy?
	I'm kind of like very boring, like I like to read.
	So if I'm reading and like reading next to me, surprisingly, yes.
	No, you're funny.
	I like you.
	You're funny.
	I'm reading and it's nice to have someone do something that you like that other people don't necessarily like with you.
	Shared interests.
	Yeah.
	Got you.
	What about you?
	Just for them communication.
	Just having someone there to understand them.
	A man likes to be understand.
	They don't like to be bugged.
	Understood.
	Understood.
	But didn't you say before that you called your guy every day?
	Yeah.
	Cause he needed someone to talk to.
	So I was there for him.
	He was at work.
	He was working.
	Alright, so guys, this is why.
	Cause I know some of y'all are like, yo, ask my question!
	No, bro.
	That's why.
	Cause it'd be general as hell and you guys get answers like that.
	You guys gotta ask more specific questions, man.
	They didn't like it?
	No, no.
	I mean, it's not y'all.
	It's just that you gotta ask more specific questions, because when we ask questions like that, girls say, no offense, dumb shit, like what y'all said.
	Oh, nurturing, loyal, blah, blah, blah.
	Very general stuff.
	This is a good one, though.
	Question is, how many numbers are in the alphabet?
	Go.
	How many?
	27.
	Who said that?
	24.
	All right.
	Good job.
	All right.
	YouTube is boring when you're not live.
	There's nothing better than FNF. More shows, please.
	And that's from Dumb Hoes.
	Thank you to Dumb Hoes.
	Sandwich...
	Numbers.
	What's that?
	Sandwich Rel Fund?
	Sandwich Relief Fund.
	Ain't no way, bro.
	Ain't no way you just answered that question.
	Okay, cool.
	What the fuck?
	Nice job, y'all.
	Love the mix of ingredients, so it ain't easy.
	And there's already one chick injured during sandwich making.
	That's true.
	She lost her eye almost.
	Bro's right.
	Bill's been doing his thing.
	Shout out to Chris, too.
	I'm assuming you taught Bills all you learned through the years, and you taught it, took it all, and ran with it.
	W. Chris.
	There you go.
	Chris, they teach him nothing, bro.
	Mo wants that demon blood.
	Goddamn.
	And then Prince of UAE goes, how many of y'all called?
	Mo.
	The DMV ghetto, BTM and RVA excluded.
	Come to Nova.
	We got the richest counties in America, Fairfax and London.
	Only rich fucks out here.
	No ghetto trash.
	Also, Blue Crazy Chick needs to get solid to Libya.
	Sold to Libya.
	Sold to Libya.
	They still do slavery out there.
	What the fuck, bro?
	Does he realize that the DMV is all the same?
	Like Northern Virginia, Maryland, D.C.? Maybe not.
	You love me.
	Seeing how I was handling that meat, how big is too big and how small is too small?
	I'm Rick James.
	His name is Kick-A-Bitch.
	Kick-A-Bitch, okay.
	707.
	Okay.
	You want to go around what's too big?
	We can ax.
	Oh.
	Alright, what's too big?
	We'll go here with this professional.
	I'd say like eight or nine is when it gets into like scary territory.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I don't know because I only have my boyfriend, so I cannot really answer that question.
	From the past guys?
	What, Chris?
	From the past guys that you dealt with, you don't know?
	I've only been with one.
	Oh, shit.
	Which is my current boyfriend.
	So you lost your virginity, Tim, and you're still together?
	Yes.
	That's true, then.
	Good job.
	What about you?
	I guess.
	The contrast.
	What's too big for you?
	You got lucky.
	I've never, like, experienced...
	Well, I guess I would say...
	No.
	I guess I would say, like...
	That's why.
	Over nine would be too much.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I guess eight.
	Okay.
	Eight and nine.
	Okay.
	Eight.
	Okay.
	Yes.
	If it's too thick.
	Like, you know, like a chode.
	You know?
	It's not always about the penis size, but it's also about the...
	- What do you think? - You're gonna make me do it.
	- What is it?
	- What is it?
	- Lamp or curve?
	- Okay, you know what?
	At the beginning, I thought it was funny.
	I had to say that one more time.
	Then it became cringe.
	No, I mean, it is cringe, but ask a professional.
	No, no, no.
	Like, you get what I'm asking?
	Maybe I'm not saying it correctly.
	Like I said, ask a professional.
	What the fuck?
	But you're still looking at me, though.
	Why are you looking at me?
	I mean, I'll look at her.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	We're trying to tell you something.
	Yeah.
	Are you tired of the internet guy already?
	No.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	He needs you.
	I guess eight or nine, I suppose.
	Damn.
	Okay.
	You got some pretty big thresholds here.
	Because the average, I think, is only like, what, 5.5 to 6?
	Is it average?
	Okay, so typically speaking, girls want boyfriend dick, which is in between average and big, so they want boyfriend dick.
	Yeah, like six, six and a half.
	Yeah.
	The perfect number is seven.
	Lucky number seven.
	Wink, wink.
	All right.
	707 goes, these 304s are heartless and soulless.
	They don't care if their daughter-in-law that's raising their grandkids is a pure woman or a 304 for the streets.
	We need Jesus in this culture.
	Christ is king.
	Godspeed, gentlemen.
	And then the last two here, and then from this point forward, guys, 50 and up, because we've got to close out here very shortly.
	If she can cook, she's a keeper.
	Her food turns any man into a lover.
	If she has true, genuine desire, she shall be your main food supplier.
	If your girl can milks you in the morning before you have your cereal, you can consider it to be wife material.
	Okay, Cam, two times.
	I agree.
	These bimbos keep giving advices to their friends with boyfriends that interfere with their relationships but will never try to admit they will protect their son from these hoes.
	Rational guy.
	Ladies, name a meal you think would win a man's heart or what you would prepare for him.
	You named that earlier.
	Okay.
	So ladies, we're going to go ahead and get your last thoughts, questions, comments, disagreements on anything we talked about on the show.
	Maybe how much of assholes we are for making you guys do a sandwich contest.
	I don't know.
	But it's up to y'all.
	We'll start.
	Okay, right here.
	I love the show.
	I really do.
	You guys are super interesting.
	Don't lie.
	No, sure.
	I would love to be back here again.
	Shout out to you.
	What about you?
	Tell us the truth.
	Communication.
	No, I'm gonna lie.
	The show is super chill.
	It's nice to talk to other girls.
	I'm not the only crazy one out there.
	Definitely hope to be back.
	Alright.
	No questions or points or anything like that?
	Nothing?
	For you, Ms.
	Looney Tunes?
	Communication.
	What about you?
	Um, I actually loved being here tonight.
	I got to learn from everyone in here and questions I never actually thought of.
	What'd you learn?
	Um...
	Nope!
	On the spot!
	No!
	Nothing.
	Okay!
	Actually, yeah, I learned from, um, what everyone does here.
	I learned from all that.
	What the fuck, man?
	Alright, you know what?
	Audible real quick.
	Name three countries.
	Miss Mom, we'll start with you.
	Africa.
	Facts.
	Okay.
	What else?
	Two more.
	Two more.
	United States.
	Nobody can help her.
	Right.
	Okay?
	Right.
	By the way, you can't name United States, Canada, or Mexico.
	Sorry.
	And you can't repeat.
	And you can't repeat.
	But you got first, so you got 180 countries you could pretty much pick from.
	Africa.
	Okay.
	Indonesia, too.
	For sure.
	What's that other country?
	Australia.
	Okay, and then what?
	Oh, no, no, no, ladies.
	And then one more.
	Go ahead.
	Italy?
	Is Italy a country?
	Alright.
	Okay, and now we'll start back here with Miss Domestic Violence.
	Name three countries, please.
	Venezuela, Colombia, and Nicaragua.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Italy, Spain...
	She named Italy already.
	So Spain, what else?
	Two more.
	Spain, Fiji...
	No, she said Australia.
	What else is there?
	What else, right?
	Look at Fiji for us.
	I don't even know.
	Is that a country?
	Fiji?
	Yeah, Fiji's its own country.
	She likes the water.
	And...
	One more.
	Argentina.
	What about you, Ms.
	D. McGraw?
	Name three countries.
	The UK. North Korea.
	Japan.
	Cuba.
	Jamaica.
	Dominican Republic.
	Germany.
	Sweden, Austria. - Shout out to Germany.
	- Okay.
	- Friends. - A certain guy that didn't get into an art school.
	- Oh my God, bro. - I am from Austria. - All right.
	France, Switzerland, and Poland.
	Okay.
	Alright, what about you?
	Ethiopia, Turkey, Iran.
	Damn!
	All the countries we got beef with, except for Turkey.
	Alright, Africa's not a country, it's a continent, but that's fine.
	We almost were there, though, goddammit.
	Almost.
	You stupid.
	Alright, last thoughts for you, Ms.
	Demon Girl, or questions or disagreements or points?
	I don't think I disagreed with anything so far.
	I've seen the podcast before, and I kind of agree with a lot.
	Okay.
	Thank you for coming.
	Yeah, I like it.
	I like it.
	I'm so excited to come here.
	We need Leo.
	What?
	Fuck Leo.
	Yeah, I think you got his number.
	You just don't want us to call him because you did some shit.
	I don't have his number.
	I do not have his number.
	When did y'all last hook up?
	It was a long time ago.
	Oh.
	Didn't you say two months ago?
	What?
	Earlier?
	No, I came here two months ago.
	I stopped associating with him in May.
	Okay.
	She has his number.
	I don't have his number.
	She definitely does.
	It's in your blog contacts.
	The app that we talked on was called Wicker.
	Yeah, sure.
	It's on your blog contacts.
	See?
	Fran exposed her.
	No, he has me blocked.
	No, he has me blocked.
	Do you have his Instagram at least?
	To prove to his girlfriend.
	No, he has me blocked to prove to his girlfriend that he doesn't talk to me.
	And how do you know he has your blocked?
	You dated him.
	What?
	Because I can look him up and I'm blocked.
	So she has some kind of communication with him.
	Yeah, wicker and then I don't have no...
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	Ms.
	DMV, what about you?
	Um, it was cool.
	It was more civil than I thought it would be.
	Oh shit.
	Oh shit.
	What, you were trying to argue or something?
	No, I wasn't trying to.
	I thought other people were...
	Oh, okay.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	It was really fun.
	I loved meeting all the new girls and it really wasn't that bad.
	Like, it was some good conversation.
	She's like, fuck you bitches, I won.
	You fucking losers.
	I'm a winner!
	Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
	That's how it goes.
	Own copy of Why Women Deserve Less.
	Fantastic.
	What about you?
	Focus towards Ninjas.
	I was very happy to be here, to meet people, to talk.
	And yeah, I mean, the topics were interesting and yeah, very happy to be here.
	It was fun.
	Glad to have you.
	Honestly, I'm gonna agree with her.
	I thought there would be some kind of beef or something.
	No, because I didn't bring black girls, so...
	What?
	Damn!
	I mean, come on, man!
	You know what?
	Next show, I'm bringing on black girls. - Hey, no, no, you're right, you're right. - Tommy Chris, Tommy Chris, Tommy Chris.
	Oh, man.
	Hype him up.
	Yo, what the fuck, man?
	Someone in the rumble chat said no KFC wars.
	Yo.
	Yo.
	I mean, hey, man.
	That's going to go viral.
	Yeah, that's interesting shit.
	Anyway.
	Real quick, special mention.
	Yeah, go ahead.
	Because you brought up a Bible verse to support your, I want to say, numbers on if a guy had too many numbers, it would be bad or good.
	You mean what I think love is?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And again, I didn't say it's not there.
	I just said basically in a nutshell, it doesn't support that stance.
	Because if you're going to say that, In context, what does that verse talk about?
	What love is.
	Yeah, but it doesn't support body count.
	Because love has no judgment, basically.
	Like, Jesus wouldn't judge you for your body count.
	He wouldn't?
	No, he wouldn't.
	Like, what would Jesus do?
	Not judge you.
	Okay, but when would he not judge you?
	For anything at all.
	When you get saved.
	That's where I throw it away.
	When it comes to loving a person that's actually here.
	That's the problem.
	If you say that, you have to understand in context what it means.
	If you just say, oh, to support what your idea of love is, it doesn't make sense.
	Well, I said that I wasn't religious.
	Because Christ's love is different than just regular love.
	No, I said I wasn't religious, but something I do take from the Bible is what I think love is.
	Yeah, but you can't pick and choose, though, if you're using the Bible.
	Yes, I can.
	Oh, shit.
	See, that was the whole reason why I brought it up.
	Because when it comes down to that, I have...
	Because you can bring them a verse, but in context, what does it actually mean?
	No, it's fine.
	Yeah, it's fine.
	Chris, I was like, fuck this shit.
	All right, guys, so we'll be back on Friday.
	Hope you guys enjoyed the first ever Sandwich Drop.
	We'll start.
	We'll do it more.
	Actually, what condiments were we missing?
	Ladies.
	Bacon.
	Salt and pepper.
	Salt and pepper.
	We try to keep a halal.
	Salt and pepper next time?
	Okay.
	We'll do that on the next one.
	We try to keep a halal because bacon.
	We'll do turkey bacon next time.
	That's kosher.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Huh?
	Voila.
	There's turkey bacon on there?
	Oh, turkey bacon.
	Habibi!
	I didn't see.
	Oh, turkey ham.
	We had a lot, bro.
	It was good.
	Okay.
	Alright, but salt and pepper, though.
	We'll do that.
	It was kosher.
	Yeah.
	Cucumbers.
	Okay.
	Cucumbers.
	Okay.
	Okay, any case, we'll help with more stuff next time.
	All right.
	WStream, though.
	Guys, hope you guys liked it, man.
	Like the video.
	Subscribe to the channel, man.
	We'll catch you guys back here on Friday.
	Maybe with a guess.
	Maybe with a guess.
	Yes.
	Or if not, a call-in show.
	Love y'all.
	Peace.
	Peace.
	I ran, I ran so far away.

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