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Nov. 28, 2023 - Fresh & Fit
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Happy Wife Happy Life OR Happy King Happy Kingdom?
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Welcome to Fresh Hair Podcast.
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with it let's go.
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Get out.
It's the night.
Kind of hot.
In the night.
No control.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is not just what seems.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
It's like a night.
I will never tell a sign.
If you can't believe it, I will never tell a sign.
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After hours, this, man, it's been about a week.
You guys haven't seen us, man.
We just had the holidays.
What?
What, Chris?
About a week ago.
About a week ago!
Nobody knows what he's saying.
Yeah, nobody knows.
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Yep.
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It was fucking barren.
Bro, it was hilarious, bro.
Yeah, so...
Shout out to the gang in the car.
Yeah, man.
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Anyway.
Cool.
So, Chris, I know you guys understand.
Yes.
Guys, we got eight girls on the panel with six new girls, so...
Nigga, I have to brag, bro.
You better do something, because you fucked up last week, guys.
Let's see, three and fours have family suit, man.
Hey, I don't know what to say.
You know?
So, ladies, RFC Parkson on IG. Make sure you send me a DM, and let's have a great show.
Happy Monday, Chris.
Thank you.
Alright.
Ladies, if you don't mind, welcome to the show.
What's your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and you want to, of course.
Your body count.
We're going to start right here.
Welcome.
Hi.
What's your name and what you do for a living?
Okay.
Hi, my name is Kimberly.
I'm 25 years old.
I work as a supervisor in a hotel, and I have a boyfriend.
Wow.
Wait, how long have you been together?
Like, two years now.
How'd you guys meet?
I'm Bumble.
Bumble?
Okay.
Yeah.
That's good.
Okay.
Where are you originally from?
I'm from the Philippines.
Oh, okay.
It's Nico.
When did you come over to the United States?
2018, but I keep coming home.
Okay, so you just go back and forth?
Do you have a visa?
I do.
For you, the feds, bro, for real.
I mean, I'm just curious.
She's here.
I mean, she got a visa.
Magandang gabi.
Magandang gabi din.
Oh, shit.
What was that?
Mono, all the third world languages.
Passport, ass nigga.
Passport, bro.
What's her highest education level completed?
Master's degree.
Okay.
What'd you get it in?
FIU. Okay.
In what?
Hospitality or?
Yes.
Events management.
Events management.
Okay.
So are you here like on F1 visa or what?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
And then are your parents still together?
Yes.
Okay.
How long?
Oh.
I don't know.
Since you've been, I guess, 25 years plus, right?
Because you're 25.
Before my brother was born, so.
Okay.
So 25 plus.
Cool.
What about you?
Are you on birth control?
Oh, you want to ask that one?
No.
No?
Uh-oh.
Kids on the way.
Okay.
All right.
It's a new question we started adding.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name is Laura.
Okay.
How old are you?
25.
Where are you from?
I grew up here, but my dad is Mexican and my mom is Peruvian and Italian.
Okay.
But you grew up in Miami and went to high school here and everything?
I grew up technically in Fort Lauderdale and went to high school here.
Okay.
And then what do you do for work?
I work in marketing for a real estate developer.
Okay.
And then what's your highest education level completed?
Bachelor's.
In?
Marketing.
Okay.
Where'd you get it from?
A college over in Ohio called Notre Dame College, but it's not the actual university that everybody knows.
It's like a college in Cleveland.
Because the original Notre Dame is in California, right?
Indiana.
Indiana, okay.
And then, relationship status?
Single.
Okay.
And then, are your parents still together?
No, they're divorced.
When did they divorce?
When I was 11 and I'm 25, so...
About 15 years, something like that?
14 years?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, are you on BC? Yes.
Good job.
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Body count?
Body count.
Okay, let's move on.
All right, yeah.
Unless you want to answer it.
No, thank you.
What about you?
What's your name?
My name's Morgan.
I'm 19.
I do CNA work.
I'm a cheer coach.
And I'm in nursing school.
Wait, nurse?
I'm in nursing school, yeah.
I'm assuming you're pursuing your bachelor's degree in nursing?
Yes, I am.
Do you want to drop where you go to school or up to you?
No.
Okay.
Don't worry about that.
And then, where are you originally from?
I'm from Orlando, but I was born in Boca.
Okay.
Are you Puerto Rican?
No.
Caucasian?
Caucasian.
Okay.
Caucasian.
This guy.
Good one.
Okay.
Relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
We know.
I mean, you're a nurse.
You're a nurse.
Not so much.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
When did they divorce?
When I was like three.
Makes sense.
Okay.
Alright, and then birth control?
No.
Alright.
Goddamn!
I would say a lot of girls aren't on it, man.
But white girls are smart about it, man.
Oh yeah, that's true, actually.
That's rare.
All right, what about you?
What's your name?
I'm Alexandra.
Okay.
I'm 29.
There's an accent there, okay.
Yeah, it is.
Where are you from originally?
Yeah, I'm European, like from Hungary.
Oh, Hungary, okay.
Are you hungry?
Yeah, actually, I am, always.
Come on, bro.
Let me get these questions all the time, yeah.
What part of Hungary are you from?
Three?
Three?
What parts of Hungary are you from?
I am next to Budapest, so this is another city.
Okay, what do you do for?
I'm a bartender and a waitress.
I work in Switzerland.
Okay, so do you live in Hungary and work in Switzerland, or do you live in Switzerland and work there as well, or are you just visiting?
I don't live anywhere, actually.
I'm just traveling, I'm working, I just do seasonal jobs, and that's where I travel.
That's a red flag.
She belongs to the street!
Okay, so where do you spend most of your time in a year, typically, then?
Yeah, it depends.
Like last year I was most of the time in Switzerland working.
Okay.
But this year I traveled more, so...
Okay, so you're here in Miami on vacation?
Yes, like four months now.
You've been here for four months?
No, no, no.
I came for five weeks, so I just stayed like one week now and I stay four more weeks.
Question.
You've been to Dubai?
I have been once with my family, yeah.
Okay.
For a family trip.
Interesting.
All right, so, but you're a bartender by trade, right?
Yeah, and a waitress.
And a waitress.
Okay, what's your highest education level completed?
Gymnasium and I made a diploma of bartending.
Oh wow.
Like a school, not like a real diploma.
Oh, they have a school for that.
Okay, did you do it in Hungary or in Switzerland?
Yeah, in Hungary, in Budapest.
Okay, so did you go to college or no?
Again, I went to college, yeah.
Oh, there's like a degree for it?
The school, apparently.
Yes, there is.
Also in the Philippines.
Actually, I started, but I didn't finish, so I went to Cyprus to work with this college, but I didn't really finish it.
Do you get like a college degree?
Like, they give you like a bachelor's degree for that?
They gave, they gave, yes.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
And that's in Switzerland, or in Hungary?
No, in Hungary.
I made it in Hungary and after I worked abroad always.
Okay, alright.
And then, are your parents still together?
Yes, like 35 years together now.
What does your dad do?
My dad works in a company, an American company.
He's like a manager of the...
Operations?
Yeah.
And is your mom a stay-at-home mom?
No, no, no.
She also works, yeah.
She's working in an office in the same company they work together.
Okay, cool.
And then, are you on birth control?
Yes, I am.
And I'm single.
Sounds good to me!
Fresh will be getting your number after the show.
Fantastic.
You will grab your contact information after.
What about you?
My name is Alexandra.
Your name is also Alexandra?
Yes, exactly.
Are you guys friends?
Yes, we are best friends.
How did you guys meet?
In Swiss.
Actually, we had the same job, you know, in the same job place.
And that's how we met.
And actually, since this time, we are best friends.
Double trouble.
How old are you?
33.
Wait, 33?
Are you also from Budapest?
No, I'm not from Budapest.
I'm close to the Slovak border.
But you're also from Hungary.
Yeah, I'm from Hungary.
Okay.
And then what do you do for work?
I'm also a waitress and bartender, and I was also living in Switzerland, but actually five years long, and after when I met her, I was just changing my life, and I started more traveling, and actually I changed my life like I was doing a seasonal job after I made a break, and we were always traveling together.
We just wanted to live our life and getting some experience.
Go girls!
Experience.
Live your life.
Yeah, exactly.
Highest education level completed?
Medical massage.
Medical massage?
Medical massage.
What?
No, it's like, what can a doctor have a prescription for the people, you know?
I'm just, can my job doing together with the doctor.
So in Hungary, it's like, the name is medical massage.
Like, you can do it together with the doctor because he's prescribed.
She's a scribe.
Yeah, prescribed for the people.
Okay.
And after this, I can make it with the people together.
Okay, so she...
So you work with like a physical therapist and then you...
It's a little bit similar, but physical therapist is more, it's a higher level, I would say.
Okay.
It's a little bit similar.
Is it like athletes or like old people?
It doesn't matter with old people or young people.
If you had, for example, some accident, you know, or car accident, I don't know, some issues you have, we can help it with the doctor together.
Gotcha.
So just to get the elephant out of the room, no happy endings.
No happy endings.
There you go.
That's what they wanted.
Okay, cool.
Thank you guys for being so inquisitive.
It's not my job.
What is your relationship status?
Single.
Single.
And then how long did you have to go to school to get the medical massage degree here?
Two years?
Four years?
Two years.
Actually, in Hungary, you have to do it for two years.
But in Switzerland, I wanted to make it also, but I needed to make it for three years.
So that was also a little bit problem because there you needed more, I don't know, how can I say it?
Experience.
Yeah, experience actually with the job.
They didn't accept the degree from Hungary.
Yeah, they didn't accept it, yeah.
And then for you, you said you went to bartender school.
How long was that?
Was that like a two-year degree, four years?
No, no, no.
I started the school.
It was like one year school, but I just finished like in three months because I didn't want to stay there anymore.
And I went there.
I paid the school.
They teach me how to make the cocktails.
So it was this kind of school I meant like that.
Sorry.
I have so many questions.
It's nice.
We are here for it.
How do you guys find your traveling, bro?
It's fine.
No, no, no.
It's fine.
It's fine.
I'll do it later.
Okay.
Your body count?
It's fine.
Are your parents still together?
Yes, they are together.
35 years, actually.
Same name, too.
In our previous life, we were twins, for sure.
What sign are you?
Cancer.
Me, too!
Yay!
I'm just kidding.
Okay, and you're single, you said?
Yes, I'm single.
And then, are you on birth control?
Yes, I am.
Woo!
Let's go!
Yeah, I'm smart.
What about you?
What's your name?
Maria Prieto.
Alright.
Welcome back.
Maria, how old are you?
27.
Where are you from originally?
Colombia.
Okay.
What part?
I was born in Bogota.
Okay.
And did you grow up there too or no?
Yeah.
Okay.
What do you do, work?
I am an online coach.
I teach women how to make money online without using OnlyFans.
Okay!
Nice!
Okay!
I also help them to recover their self-confidence.
I help them with the fitness side.
So I started everything as a fitness coach and now I merge both of the things so we can kind of like make money but also keep our like...
Respect.
Thank you.
So we can also make money but also keep our women values and take care of ourselves.
Okay, question.
Does anyone here have OnlyFans?
Nobody?
Alright, Chris!
Alright, so that's the first time I met a coach that teaches women how to not sexualize themselves online and make money in other ways.
That's good.
That's my goal because, you know, we're like in the capital of the promiscuity.
How do you say it?
Promiscuity.
And so I want to change my generation and the one that is coming behind me because today, nowadays, people Women just want to make money, or not even making money, just post themselves almost naked on social media.
So I want to change and save the woman and our values.
That's a good job you have there.
Tough road ahead of you.
Yeah, I know.
I love it.
That's why I love it.
You need to save strippers, escorts, and OnlyFans girls.
What's your highest education level completed?
I studied aviation, and I did aviation business administration, airport management.
You can fly, right?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Hell no.
I'll never get on your plane again.
I'll never get on your plane, bro.
Wait.
Aviation, you said?
Yes, aviation.
Okay.
So, you're a pilot?
Yes.
I'm the pilot.
Hell no.
Okay.
How long did you go to, like, so you're an online coach, but you have aviation.
How long did you go to school for that?
I graduated myself from high school when I was 14.
So I did it from since I was 14 till I was 20.
And then I started working when I was 20.
I started pushing wheelchairs at the airport so I can like kind of get into the aviation somehow.
And then I found my first job with Avian Airlines, which is the biggest Latin American Airlines.
I did operations for them for a year and then COVID hits.
And I started as a fitness coach because I had anemia before and eating disorders.
So I changed my life by myself, like empirically, right?
With Google.
And people love the story.
And I started as a fitness, and then, you know...
I just asked how long you were in school.
She's good, though.
Keep it going.
How many years were you in aviation school?
That's all I asked.
It was a lot.
It was probably like five or six years.
And a lot of money that I spent.
Okay.
And you don't use it at all.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Also, the chat is saying that your Instagram is a lie.
They're saying that it's a bunch of sexualization.
That's not true.
Okay.
Is it bikinis and stuff?
No.
Okay.
We can find out later.
We'll see.
Maybe they confuse me.
Yeah, because they're saying, Chris, pull up the Colombian's Instagram.
She's capped.
That's what they're saying.
I don't know.
It's like saying woman from Miami.
OnlyFans, bodies, you know.
What's your relationship status?
You have boyfriend, husband, Sneakling?
Boyfriend.
Okay.
Three years.
Okay.
How'd you guys meet?
He's late on my DMs.
Okay.
Alright.
That's a new way to do it.
I'm telling you, brother.
Instagram's awake.
What does he do?
Is he a pilot?
No, no, no.
He's a seven-figure coach, too.
Okay.
Alright.
And then, what is your...
Are your parents still together?
No, they're divorced.
How long have they been divorced?
Before I was born.
Oh shit, okay, so for a while.
Yeah.
Okay, and then birth control?
Nope.
Shit, y'all trying to have a kid.
All right.
He fucking up.
What about you?
Yep.
Welcome back.
My name is Ellie.
Okay.
I'm 26.
All right, where are you from?
I'm single.
I'm from Palm Beach.
Okay.
Highest level of education is high school, and I work in medical administration dermatology.
Okay.
For dermatology?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
And then high school is highest.
And then what's your relationship status?
You said single, right?
Mm-hmm.
And then are your parents still together?
Yes.
How long?
I want to say they've been married for 28 years.
Okay.
All right.
And then are you on birth control?
No.
Living life on the edge.
Okay.
All right.
What about you?
Hi, I'm Katie.
Okay.
How old are you, Katie?
Hi, how are you?
I'm 29.
Where are you originally from?
Hi, how are you?
By the way, I'm from Michigan originally, but I've been in Miami about a decade now.
10 years?
Yeah.
Oh, holy.
What part of Michigan are you from?
Southeast Michigan.
Okay.
All right.
White girls.
What do you do for work?
I'm a tennis coach.
Tennis coach?
Are you good?
Um, good enough.
We gotta play, man.
She's really good.
I need a partner, actually.
Alright.
Yeah, Fresh actually does play tennis.
Yeah, I'll play with you.
Play those balls, right?
What the fuck?
I need tennis balls.
Yo, Chris, what the fuck, man?
I took a turn.
So what a sport, bro.
Tennis balls, man.
Be serious for one second, bro.
I was serious.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
I have a bachelor's degree.
In?
Psychology.
Okay.
Where'd you get it from?
Florida International.
I actually played tennis there.
FRU? Main focus.
Yeah.
Okay.
Here in Doral?
Sweetwater.
Yeah.
Same thing.
Yeah.
It's technically sweet.
You really know.
Yeah.
Technically it is Sweetwater, but it's right on the border.
But I didn't think you...
Well, most people don't know that.
I was in Miami Beach most of the time, so I don't know.
Fair enough.
What is your relationship status?
I'm single.
Okay.
Get them fresh.
Are your parents still together?
No, they're divorced.
How long?
They've been divorced?
20 years.
28 or 20 years?
20.
Okay.
Get them fresh.
And then, are you on birth control?
Yeah, I'm on the pill.
Nice.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
You're the freshest type.
You love it.
You can play tennis with her.
You can do everything.
Come on, man.
Shut up, bro.
Anyhow.
Emotional damage.
All right.
Cool.
Yo, who the fuck is Frosh?
Yo, they've been saying that all day.
It's Frosh, not Frosh.
They're fucking Frosh.
In the chat.
They just calling you Frosh.
Get him, Frosh.
They've been saying that shit.
I don't know.
They say E, not O.
They've been saying that shit all day show, bro.
The whole day show they were doing that, bro.
Fantastic.
Let's see here.
What do we got?
We got Randu goes, man, fresh playing tennis.
Remind me of Latrell from White Chicks.
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
Shut the hell up, bro.
If you could pick what guy would you chase?
One who pays for everything or you don't have money or who pays for everything if you ask?
What?
Wait, hold on.
Rephrase that question, bro.
So the question is, who pays for everything if you don't have money?
Who pays for everything if you ask?
Okay, so I think humans are friendly to pay for everything because you're broke or you have to ask them to pay for everything.
I think that's what he's trying to say.
Okay, if you could pick one guy who pays for everything if you don't have money or who pays for everything if you ask.
So, you have to ask for it, and then it's just given to you, I guess.
But you're broke.
So, one, you have money, but you always have to ask him to pay, or you're broke and he pays for everything.
Which one are you taking?
Wait, what's the question again?
Yeah, okay.
It's confusing.
Two options.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro.
I wish you would have phrased it differently.
But basically, it's two options.
Okay.
You're broke and he pays for everything because you can't pay.
Or you have money, you can pay for your own stuff, but he always asks you to pay.
Damn.
Or split it.
Right?
I think that's what it is.
Split it?
Equality.
Yeah, I think I'm going to go with the second one.
Yeah.
Oh, he only pays for everything if you ask.
Yeah.
You have to tell him to pay.
Otherwise, it's 50-50.
Oh.
Oh.
Which one is better?
Which one would you prefer?
Broke and have the guy just pay for everything?
Or you have your own money, but you have to ask him to pay for things?
Um...
When you say broke, is that...
I want to have my own money.
The girl is broke.
You are broke.
He's paying for everything, but he's doing it because you don't have money.
What does your boyfriend do now?
Does he pay for everything?
Or half?
Well, sometimes I pay.
Sometimes he pays.
Sometimes we're 50-50.
But he pays more.
So what would you prefer in the two scenarios?
Maybe I'll ask him.
And I still have my money.
I don't want to be broke.
Second option.
Second option.
Okay.
So you would have to tell him.
You'd be okay with that, having to tell him sometimes.
What about you?
What would you prefer?
First option.
Okay, not have money, just let him pay.
Yeah.
Smart.
What about you?
I would do the second option because that relationship could end, so I don't want to be broke and not have money.
I'd rather just have my own money and ask him to get me stuff.
Okay.
Independent, huh?
Yeah.
Okay.
I see where that's going.
I don't like none of them, actually.
You gotta pick one, though.
You have to pick one.
Yeah, I don't know.
I would never ask him to pay if he don't want to pay, so then I would choose the first.
The first?
The first was that I'm broke.
Okay, so no money and he just paid for everything.
What about you?
Makes sense.
Yeah, my answer would be also the first because I'm also this kind of person I would never ask for paying.
Give it to me!
I have my own money.
If you don't want to ask from yourself, then you don't have to if I'm asking.
Be a man!
Give it to me!
Eastern European women.
You know how that is.
What about you?
First option, too.
Colombian.
Not surprised.
Number one.
You're Hispanic too, aren't you?
Mm-hmm.
Dominican or?
Dominican and Mexican.
There you go.
There you go.
Not surprised.
What about you?
The first one just sounds a lot less stressful.
All right.
Fair enough.
Okay.
There you go.
All right.
Okay.
And then, ladies, have you allowed a one-night stand?
If so, how long did you let your boyfriend...
Okay.
We'll do this one easy with a raise of hands.
Have any of you ever had a one-night stand?
Don't cap.
Yeah, they lying, bro.
Can she be honest?
Thank you for being honest.
Yeah, y'all traveling on the wall.
Come on, man.
Come on, yo.
You capping.
Okay, raise your hand.
There you go.
Come on, Katie.
You too, Miss Filipina.
You too.
Alright, so every girl here on the panel has pretty much had a one-night stand before.
Okay.
Who hasn't had one?
What do you say?
Who hasn't had one?
That's a lie.
She said she had one.
Dr.
Cal!
I want to understand better.
That means, like, having sex with someone and then not talk to them.
It means he met the first time.
The fuck!
Well, it's a one night stand, which means it only lasts for one night.
Yeah, one night pretty much.
So maybe you got drunk at a party or some shit and you hooked up with somebody.
Yeah.
And the Nazi, you never see them again.
Not really, yeah.
Not talking to them ever again.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, I'm having.
Okay, so you two are saying you guys never have?
Right.
Girl.
Me too.
And you too?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a lie.
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
We'll let you guys...
No, no.
They can't remember.
They can't remember?
We should put them on a lie detector test.
Yeah, we should.
We have a lie detector test here.
Uh...
Hmm.
Maybe.
It's a little early on in the show.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then, how long did a boyfriend wait for sex?
Who had boyfriends here?
Who has boyfriends here?
No.
No.
Has a boyfriend right now.
Only one.
Only one, right?
Two.
Two.
But they claim they never had a one-night stand.
Oh, yeah.
Smart.
But that's fine.
All right.
Would you guys do a pod about why men shouldn't fight over hoes?
Ashley Freedom is the guy that I worked with, got sentenced two days ago for 22 years for stabbing his hoes ex, and he killed his brother.
The girl looks like a troll, by the way.
Would be a great topic.
I mean, bro, we shouldn't have to tell you to not fight over girls, man.
There's so many other girls out there, bro.
Yeah.
Dudes are going to be thirsty, though.
It is what it is, man.
Michael goes, would you guys make a pot about why men shouldn't...
Oh, no.
Got that one.
Man, fresh playing tennis.
Remind me of Latrell from White Chicks.
No, we got that one.
What's the nicest gift you received from a man, and what's the nicest gift you have given to a man?
That's not a bad question.
We'll start here with Ms.
Tennis.
What's the nicest gift you've gotten from a guy...
And what's the nicest gift you've given to a guy?
Come on, Katie.
Um, okay.
I've...
My love language isn't really gift-giving.
It's more like other things, like visas and, um...
Like...
Visas?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, what?
It's complicated.
What does that even mean?
Visas?
Like she...
Okay.
So...
Yeah, she gets to party and marry.
I don't understand this.
I just, you know, reasons.
But as for actual tangible gifts, it's kind of sad.
I don't know.
I haven't had much luck in that area.
You don't get gifts?
It could be anything.
It could be a handbag.
It could be a nice dinner somewhere.
I mean...
It's just been a while.
Roses?
I mean, I think it's a gift too.
What's a gift?
Dick.
She doesn't give dick fresh.
No, I'm saying...
Alright.
Yeah, you can't think of a gift of a guy who gave you?
Come on, man.
You're a woman.
You had to have gotten a gift that you've gotten before.
Flowers or something?
Something.
I'm thinking, okay.
I pick things out.
You know, I was married once and he would just buy...
What about the engagement ring?
Yeah!
Again.
Honeymoon?
No.
Oh, did he marry a foreigner?
I gave him a visa?
Well, yeah.
There you go.
Mixed hands down.
But it wasn't for that.
It's a complicated situation.
But we've just helped each other out over the years.
What the fuck is going on, bro?
Come on, Katie.
Okay, this is different.
I don't understand, but yeah.
Okay, what's the nicest gift you've gotten then?
Did he give you an engagement ring, this guy?
Yeah.
When we were married.
How much was it?
I don't know, like $10,000.
That's a pretty nice gift!
Oh, I get it.
So he paid for citizenship from you.
No, it wasn't like that.
I think I worded it incorrectly.
Come on, Katie.
Well, you're smart for that.
I'm just saying, like, I've, um...
Done nice things.
Yeah.
That's so dumb.
So, the nicest thing you received was a $10,000 engagement ring.
Fair?
Yeah.
Is that the nicest thing a guy got you?
Yeah.
Okay, and then what's the nicest thing you've given back in return?
He gave you cash, didn't he?
What's that?
He gave you cash, huh?
No, it was just like, I was just thinking figuratively.
Because I couldn't think of any actual tangible gifts that I've received.
It's been a while.
We just sent a $10,000 engagement ring.
Oh, yeah.
That was pretty tangible.
Hey, bitch.
Some's not right here, bro.
Yeah, some's not right here, bro.
Some's off, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Marriage fraud, bro.
100%.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Okay, what's the nicest gift you gave, then?
The nicest gift?
That you've given a guy, yes.
Oh, you know, I bought him a Burberry swim trunks once during COVID. Okay.
That's nice.
But then he returned it and just said, like, it was probably, like, not worth the price.
So I tried my best, you know.
But he returned it?
Yeah.
How much did it cost?
It was like, I don't know, like 380 bucks.
So he felt like, hey, that's too much for some chunks?
I don't splurge too much.
I don't know, I'm not that materialistic.
So you bought a gift and he returned it.
I was really excited.
I mean, it was okay.
I was just kind of like, okay.
Is he like someone that's not materialistic, I guess?
Yeah.
Was it your ex-husband?
Yeah.
Did he even like him?
Yeah.
It's complicated, you know?
Oh my god, let's just move on, man.
Goddamn!
It's complicated, bro.
Okay.
I have so many questions, by the way, but I'll just leave that later.
Okay.
What about you?
Okay, and we're talking nicest gift received from a man romantically.
Nicest gift you got and then one you gave back.
From a man romantically.
Yes.
Okay, sweet.
I had a man pay for my rent because I was really stressed out when I had first moved to New York City.
How much was that?
$1,200.
Oh, that's not bad.
Where the hell are you living?
I live in Washington Heights.
Oh, the hood, okay.
That's the hood, ain't it?
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, it's super uptown.
It's super, super uptown.
What year was this?
This was last year.
What the?
How do you get $1,200 rent?
No way, bro!
No way!
$1,200?
Even Dominican Heights, that's cheap as hell.
No, it's rent-stabilized.
Oh.
It's rent-stabilized.
So is it like a program?
I had gotten the apartment through subletting someone who was like a friend of a friend through Instagram.
So I pretty much lucked out on housing in New York City.
Under the table deal, I guess?
Yeah, pretty much.
Low-income housing, bro.
No, no, no.
Washington Heights is not.
And I was like, I don't know, I was just super stressed out.
I was between jobs and things like that, so I was using money for my savings to pay for rent and things like that.
Why were you in New York City, though?
Why was I in New York City?
Yeah, why not just be with your parents?
I just wanted more space to kind of just like develop on my own.
I just wanted to just branch out.
Bro, girls will put themselves in really weird positions, man, for Frito, bro.
That shit wild.
I'm independent!
Nigga, just live with your parents!
Let's do this together!
I wanted to branch out.
Try new things, a new environment.
Exactly.
I've just been in Florida my whole life, so I've always kind of wanted to move to New York.
- Nigga said you wanted to get digged down in the chat.
- Okay. - Nigga said bachelor of freedom.
- And the nicest gift I've given?
- Yeah.
- Or do you like nicest?
Nicest, most expensive, or like nicest, most thoughtful?
Let's go most expensive.
I bought this guy an espresso machine.
It was like a $900 something espresso machine.
Damn!
Did he like espresso that much?
He's a bartender.
Okay.
And then what's the most awful gift you gave?
So during the pandemic when masks and hand sanitizers and things like that were really hard to find.
He was living in Ohio at the time and I had sent him and his mom this like really big care package.
I sent them like masks, gloves, kit for like a movie night, their favorite candies.
It was all decorated on the inside with like, it was like a Florida themed kind of box.
And where's he now?
The Scandemic got her.
He's here in Miami.
Okay.
Are y'all still talking?
No.
That was thoughtful.
Damn, okay.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Gift that...
Yeah, most expensive gift you gave.
The Rolex.
Okay, baller.
Wait, he gave you a Rolex?
Okay, what kind?
This one?
Two-tone?
Okay, two-tone.
A two-tone Datejust with...
No diamonds, right?
Yeah, it has diamonds.
Oh, shit.
Just for what, 12K? Yeah, because it's a women's.
Like, 14.
14K? Okay.
Or maybe the Cartier bracelet.
Okay.
Wow.
So, what did you do for him to give you the Rolex?
It was my birthday.
Birthday?
Okay.
Man, nigga, ballin'.
Okay.
Sheesh!
Just being born.
You don't exist!
You don't exist?
You got teeth?
You got vagina?
Just show up!
Bro, show up in life, man.
What'd you get to him?
Show up in life, man.
Welcome to Friendship Fit, man.
Alright, what's the best gift that you gave him, then?
Uh, tangible or...
Wait, what?
She's saying tangible.
So one from a finance perspective and then one from maybe a feeling perspective.
Go ahead.
Well, I don't know.
We celebrate our Anywhere City every month.
Every month?
Yeah.
That's actually kind of smart, though, if you think about it.
Is it like a date night or something?
Yeah, we go to dates or we do an activity like horse riding.
Bro, so he pays for everything?
Every month?
He pays for the activities.
I give him some gifts.
Like what?
Like Hermes belt or Balenciaga.
Okay, what's the nicest gift you got him?
The Hermes belt is the last one for his birthday last month.
That's not cheap either.
That's like, what, 500 bucks?
No, what do you mean?
It was 1,200.
Oh shit, even more.
Goddamn!
I mean, obviously it's not as expensive as a Rolex, but I did my best.
Is that the most expensive gift that you've gotten?
Probably.
Bro, she did her best.
Alright, $1,200 belt.
$14,000 Rolex.
I did my best.
Less than 10% of what he gave in.
About 8-9%.
I'll catch up.
She's trying.
She's trying.
It's okay.
Alright, what about you?
What's the nicest gift you gave and the nicest gift you've gotten?
Uh-oh.
So I would say I took my friend or ex-boyfriend of a concert of his favorite singer.
Who?
So in Caramel, I don't know, in Hungary it's a famous singer.
So that's what actually...
Are they Hungarian?
Yeah, Hungarian.
So concert tickets?
Yeah, concert tickets, yeah.
But it was a really big concert.
How much did it cost?
It was many years ago.
I don't know.
Maybe 100...
I know it's like we are living in Hungary, you know, it's maybe 100 dollars.
100 US or 100 Euros?
It's like the same euros or dollar.
It's almost the same.
Okay, so you guys use euros in Hungary, right?
No, no, no.
Forint.
We have Hungary and Forint.
Oh, okay.
So about 100 USD. That's the most expensive.
Now, what's the most expensive gift you've got?
Actually, our relationship was a little bit complicated, you know, because he was always a little bit borrowing for me money, you know.
Okay.
And that's how, when I went to Switzerland to work, that's how it also started.
Sorry.
So that's how it also started.
I gave him 5,000 dollars and I never saw it again.
You lent it to him or you just gave it to him?
No, no.
He sent me just, you know, if I could help him because he wanted to start a new business.
And I was like, yeah, for sure, if you need it.
I love you, honey.
Yeah.
What's that guy's name?
Tender Swindler?
Yeah, Tender Swindler.
If you're believing in somebody, and I actually never thought I would ever see it again.
So you gave him a $5,000 loan that he never paid back?
Yeah, but actually in our whole relationship, it was like, every time if he went somewhere, it's the most of the time I was who was paying.
So it's like, it's not...
Smart man.
But it's nice.
It was for me also a nice journey, you know.
I know now how should we...
Hey, hey, I need help too.
I'm in the U.S. I need help too.
He's starting, man.
What's the nicest gift that you've got then?
I would say a bracelet.
How much?
Maybe also $150, like something like that.
Was it from the same guy?
Yeah, from the same guy.
Damn, even the brokeie beat her.
Okay, what about you?
What's the nicest gift you've given and the nicest gift you've received?
I also never had luck with guys who were just giving me gifts.
Yeah, right.
Why do you think they live hungry, bro?
I was always the one who was giving like cooking for the guy just looking what the small thing what he wants or he likes and just what's the nicest gift you got that you can remember?
What I got perfume maybe that I could say for $50.
What was the nicest gift that you gave then?
I gave too much.
What was the most expensive gift you gave?
Yeah, I paid for a trip in Budapest.
I paid for a boat trip.
How much did that cost?
I cannot count, like, how much.
He was there by me, like, five days.
I paid for everything.
I cooked for him every day.
I took him for a boat trip.
More than a thousand dollars?
Not a thousand, like, I don't know.
I'm not saying, like, maybe three hundred dollars.
Damn!
Three hours for Friday vacation?
But it's a lot of money in Hungary.
How tall is he?
How tall is he?
He was tall.
How do you mean?
High?
Yeah.
Yeah, he was taller than me.
Makes sense.
Wait, how tall are you?
Was he good looking?
Yeah, he was good looking, but he was also a nice guy, but not like, I don't know.
He was actually the only relationship that I had, like relationship, because I never really had a serious one.
So, yeah, I was always single in my life.
Is that normal where they take care of men over there?
Actually, I think this is our fault because with Alex and I, with my friend, we are just like two good people, you know?
And for me, the same thing.
So, so many guys just ask me, oh, give me some money, I will give you back.
And I'm, of course, I have you.
And I like this feeling to have to someone, but I always have the wrong ones.
So, I just, we are very lucky to beat the wrong skies in the world.
So, never getting anything back.
Bad choices.
What about you?
Saddest...
I'm sorry, not saddest.
I was going to say saddest story.
What about you?
Most expensive gift you've given and most expensive gift you've gotten back?
Most expensive gift was probably like some cologne, some shoes.
That you gave?
That I gave.
How much?
Probably like $400, $500.
Okay, baller.
What kind of cologne you fucking buy, man?
$400.
Why so?
No, it was like $400, $500.
I got like shoes and then a cologne.
Oh, together?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then what's the most expensive gift you've gotten?
I would say a Frenchie, but it got taken back like a week later because we broke up.
How much was that Frenchie?
Probably like a couple thousand, right?
Probably, but he might have got a deal.
I don't know, but he took it back anyway, so fuck him.
Who ended that relationship?
You or him?
Me.
Why'd you end it?
He was...
Cheating on you?
Yeah, he was a hoe.
Simple story.
Cheater.
Did he have a lot of money?
You know, good amount.
Was he a scammer?
No.
Incorrect.
Joke dealer?
No.
Okay.
Because normally they breed dogs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's cleaner, you know?
Facts, facts.
A lot of crooks be breeding dogs.
Yeah, facts.
Okay, so he was cheating on you with other girls and you said fuck it.
I did.
Hey man, say the boys be up.
Do you regret it?
When I'm lonely sometimes, yeah, but I don't really regret it.
There's something better out there for me, so.
Have you found it?
Nope.
Not yet, I guess.
No, not yet, no.
It's right in front of you.
What?
No, I mean, in general.
The guy that your friend's on.
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Whoever that is.
I think it's invisible to her, bro.
She's invisible to me.
I didn't even know who you were talking about.
Okay, what about you?
Most expensive gift you've given and one you've received back?
Most expensive I've given was a, I think a Ralph Lauren cologne.
Probably actually not that expensive, but...
Yeah, I was about to say.
Yeah.
Eat that shit at Macy's, bro.
Cheap as fuck, bro.
Like, I don't know.
50 bucks for some shit?
Oh, clearance.
Maybe.
I can't even remember.
Alright, what's the most expensive gift you got then?
Yeah, you got.
You gave the Ralph Lauren and then what'd you get?
I'd say probably just cash.
Oh, shit.
How much did he give you?
No, just like 500.
Okay.
For what?
What did he give you 500 bucks for?
Oh, just because, you know, I wanted it.
Wanted what?
Like, I need it.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Yeah.
You just said, hey, give me some money.
And you said, all right.
Yeah.
For nothing in return?
Say something!
Wait, what?
Yeah, what was it for?
For me.
But what did you do to get the $500?
Yes, yeah.
Like, I asked.
Yeah, but did you give him anything back?
No, like, he liked me.
Okay, that's it.
Was it like a boyfriend or just like a sugar daddy?
Was he a simp?
Like a guy that likes me.
Okay, let me ask the real question.
Did y'all ever have sex, you and this guy?
No, we didn't.
So you friends owned him?
Sort of.
You're evil, dawg.
Wait, so you took $500 from a guy that you don't even like?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Why are we acting like we're surprised, bro?
Yeah, they're trying to be innocent right now.
Me too as well.
I just existed, bro.
Oh, you want to ask that question now?
Actually, you know what?
Real quick.
Because y'all said $100, $500 is a lot, right?
In US dollars.
How do you fund your travels?
Yeah, we love this question.
This is our favorite question.
Everybody is so excited.
I'm going to start here again.
I'm excited again.
You know how much you can earn in Switzerland if you do a normal job without anything like that?
A normal job.
So we earn like 25 francs per hour and we work in a season like 270 hours per month with one day off maximum.
So if you are there like six months in the season, like in the mountains, in the ski paradise, you earn fucking good money.
So we are from Hungary.
We are from a poor country.
We can save.
So in Hungary, like a salary is like maybe $1,000 or not even that.
It's a salary in Hungary.
So you learn there to live from this small money.
And if we went to Switzerland, we speak also fluently German.
Wait, question.
Who are pay-throw sits?
I paid my sits.
Yeah, we paid everything that we have.
Everything that I have, I paid for.
That is great.
I love that answer.
That's amazing.
But question, though.
Guys don't pay for stuff for you?
No.
I really don't.
It's okay.
I'm not judging you, by the way.
No, no, no.
I'm not angry about that.
But you know how many times we get these questions, and it's just so...
I don't know.
I paid everything what we have.
I paid this ticket to get here to Miami to enjoy life, to get experience, to meet new people.
And that's why we love to travel all around the world.
Even the small countries we go, we just get some experience.
But some of the people...
What kind of experience?
Like, not just partying, just meeting new people.
Not seeing other cultures.
Everything, like, just having company.
What is so funny is...
You sound real good.
You sound real good.
Okay, you sound good.
Yeah, because you guys are saying, hey, a thousand bucks, the average person makes it in Hungary.
You can live on very little there because it's so cheap.
But y'all came to one of the most expensive cities in the world.
Yeah, but we live in Switzerland.
So I'm not living in Hungary.
It's since 2016.
So that's meaning, can you imagine in this six, seven, or almost eight years, how much money can you actually earn or spend?
So dinner on you both then, for us.
I think they're tired of spending money on guys at this point.
We're fresh.
Listen man, let's go!
City boys, we up!
Fantastic.
What about you?
What's expensive gift you got and then gave to your boyfriend?
Expensive gift?
Well, it's a down payment.
On a car?
Of a motorcycle.
Not here in the Philippines.
Okay.
So, yeah.
Guys, give us one sec.
We'll be back on video here.
It's got a little hot in here.
Pause.
Okay.
So, a motorcycle that he gave you.
No.
You gave.
How much was it?
It was 99,000, but I only gave the town payment.
Which was how much US roughly?
20,000.
So like over $400.
Goddamn!
$400 in US? Yeah.
Okay.
And that's 20,000 pesos.
Back over there.
Yeah.
And then what's the nicest gift he gave you?
Not from this guy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, just in general, what's the nicest gift you've ever received from a guy?
Yeah.
My boyfriend took me to Taylor Swift concert.
How much did that cost?
Well, it's a lot.
Because it's in Brazil.
No, not Brazil.
In Argentina.
Oh, the most recent one!
Yeah, when she cancelled the concert Friday.
And she moved it to Sunday.
But that Sunday is our flight back here.
Oh.
So...
You had to adjust all your travel.
We kind of, like, panicked, and then...
So he booked...
I mean, yeah, he purchased another ticket, which is way more.
Which is, like, almost $3,000.
Okay, so he spent, like...
Yeah, guys, get DMs on men.
So he spent, like, an extra, like, $3,000 or $4,000 to stay.
No, we still flew back here on Sunday, but we went to the Saturday concert, so we purchased another ticket that is way more.
Okay, gotcha.
Why'd she cancel the Friday show?
That's fucked up.
Because it was raining.
Huh?
She's being a whore.
She is a whore, but why'd she cancel it?
No, it was raining.
It was like thunderstorms.
Oh, it's raining.
It's like flood.
Oh, it's flooding?
Like, it's not safe.
But she didn't let the people that had a ticket on Friday come in Saturday for free or some shit?
Like, they paid for their tickets.
I wish you did, but...
She took your money.
Damn.
Well, you know the new president of Argentina.
Not surprised.
Not surprised.
It's tough.
Okay.
Don't worry, guys.
We'll be back up on video here in a second.
We're back!
Oh, we are back.
Okay.
So, question, guys.
How many of you are in relationships again?
I know you.
You.
Two.
Okay.
Did you go back with your boyfriend for Thanksgiving to his family's house?
No, because I was working.
But I will go for Christmas.
Did you get invited?
He doesn't live with his parents, but we didn't talk about it.
No, but like go back home and see his family or something.
Oh, like in general?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I met them.
But did you go for Thanksgiving?
Oh, not Thanksgiving.
I was working.
You were working the whole time, okay.
What about you?
Did you go back to Thanksgiving with your boyfriend, your family?
We went to my family's side, but his parents came.
Okay.
So we were like all together.
So we kind of like divide the...
Is your family here in Miami locally?
My dad, yeah.
Okay.
So you went to go see your father and then his parents came to meet you guys there?
Yes, we all go together.
Okay, alright.
And you guys, what?
Two years or three years you guys been together?
Three.
Three, okay.
And then you guys have been together for two, right?
Yeah.
Have you been over for Thanksgiving before?
He was here last year for Thanksgiving.
Oh, does he not live in Miami?
No.
Where does he live?
He's from Michigan.
Okay, so you're down here in Miami while he's in Michigan.
Yes.
How'd you guys meet?
Bumble.
Bumble here in Miami.
Okay, so he was in town and y'all matched on mobile?
Yes.
While he was here?
Yes.
Okay.
Like I said, I love Asians.
What's good?
Yeah, okay.
So he was just here visiting, but you live here because you work here.
I go to school here last year.
But I was a student last year.
Oh yeah, this was...
Okay, okay.
Alright.
Interesting.
Okay.
I can hit the chats again, and then I also have some questions here that I'll ask.
Let's see here.
Trey donated 20 bucks.
He goes, ladies, if you meet a guy on a dating app and go on a date with him and everything goes great, you find him attractive, and you exchange Instagrams later, and you see only 200 followers, he...
Only 200 followers, and he follows thousands of girls.
Does that change your mind in the way you view him?
That's a good question.
We'll start here.
If you meet a guy, you like him and everything else, he checks all your boxes, but you notice that he only has 200 followers, but he's following a bunch of girls, let's say 1,000, what would that make you think?
I think it's too bad because, unfortunately, I do think in numbers a lot of the time.
Like, I'm mathematically brained, you know, inclined to think in terms of numbers.
Well, until people ask you to identify the most expensive gift you got, then your numbers don't matter anymore.
I don't remember.
Yeah, so unfortunately it does skew me a little bit.
I think, you know, and sometimes I wish I didn't know and that didn't have to be a factor, you know, and it sucks when they follow, like, you see that they're following maybe 600 or 700 people and, like, maybe 80% of them are, like, Instagram models and it makes you kind of feel like, oh.
So you wouldn't like it?
So it does matter to you?
Yeah, it's not like I wouldn't go out with them again, but it's just like, like, there's two components, right?
Like, there's A and there's B. A is that he only has 200 followers, and B is that all the people that he follows are Instagram models.
So, like, you know, it's two different things.
Tell me, man, numbers matter.
It's like, one, you compare yourself to those girls.
I mean, it's human nature, you know?
Like, I think anyone, that would be natural for anyone, you know, to some extent.
Maybe some more than others.
But, I mean, I'm just speaking the truth here a little bit.
It's going to make you think, oh my gosh, how do I measure up?
So you would lose respect.
What about you?
Yeah, I just feel like I think it would be lame.
Because why don't they follow him back?
If it's 200 and 200 are following him back, cool.
But it's 200 versus 800.
So it would make you change the way you view him?
Yeah, a little bit.
What about you?
It would make me...
It will make me think that...
I mean, what you said makes a lot of sense.
If they don't follow him back, he's just starving for women.
What about you?
Thirsty.
Would it affect anything for you or you don't care?
For example, for me, it's a little bit a red flag if I see it's a guy following too many girls.
Or just really a lot of people, then I'm thinking this is a little bit, it's crazy.
I don't know, I don't like it.
In a normal way, you can use your social media, but not in a not normal way.
I don't know, it's like 2,000 girls following, you know, it's something for sure it's not clear in his mind.
Okay.
What about you?
Would it change the way you view him?
Assuming you liked him and you thought he was attractive, would it change anything for you?
For sure, it would change and I think it's also like a crazy thing.
I think he's craving for something that he doesn't get in life and he just follows these girls and he doesn't even know, for me, if a guy follows like 2,000 girls and he had like 300 followers, I feel like he doesn't even know which girl he likes, who he likes.
He doesn't have an option, like an opinion, sorry, opinion.
Of what he likes.
Even from out looking or something.
It's probably a red plaque for me too.
What about you?
It would definitely...
Yeah, no.
Simple answer, no.
I just...
So you would not go hang out with him again?
It's situational, but probably not.
If I saw he has 200 followers, he's following 2,000 gurus.
They don't follow him back.
Let's say 1,000.
Let's say 1,000.
Okay.
Still, it's no.
It's just getting thirsty.
I don't like it.
All right.
What about you?
Yeah, it's really pathetic.
I'd say, well, there's this verse in my mind that says, the eye is the lamp of the body, right?
So if he's looking at so many things...
What verse is that?
It's in scripture, in the Bible.
Like, the eye is the way of the body.
Isn't there one, thou shalt not steal?
You stole $500 from that nigga.
What about you?
It will definitely change, yeah.
Damn.
Okay.
There you go, guys.
I've said it before.
I'll say it again.
Girls really do give a shit about your Instagram, man.
DMs on demand.
Stop following all these hoes, man.
Call Black Fresh.
The fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
A lot of you guys be following these random-ass girls, man.
And they would never follow you back.
Cyber Black Fresh is the code.
Yeah.
Yeah, because Fresh is black.
Freshershamuta goes, Damn, Chris brought no niggerillas tonight.
I honest ratings for these iguanas starting from Fresh.
Nigga called them iguanas?
What the fuck?
Damn!
Okay.
Cumberly.
Five.
Lorax.
Four.
Maggot.
4.
Eyebrow cancer, 4.
No, 5.
Breast cancer, 5.
Maria, 7.
Monstrosity, 1.3.
Miss Lisp, 4.
That fat chick is rich in calories.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
We love everybody.
Thank you so much.
Yo, this chat, man.
Y'all have anything you want to say back to him?
What's his name?
What the fuck?
And you guys have a response back to him?
Yo!
You're watching us from your house, and we're here.
There you go.
It's fine.
We love him.
We love you.
Damn, that's the best y'all got.
Tell him what's up, man.
Bro, what the fuck, man?
Yo, man.
He rules to y'all, man.
Yeah, y'all don't got nothing else.
Kill that nigga.
If he could show his face, I would say that, but he can't, so.
It's probably the guy that you gave 500, that took me 500.
Alright, that guy.
He said, fuck this shit.
Alright, what do we got?
The Cruxy.
Ladies, in honor of the recent holiday, please give one thing you are thankful for.
No repeats, please.
P.S. I say we only give Mo the honor of calling him Media Mo when he's halfway to his goal weight.
Okay.
One thing that you are thankful for.
That's actually a good question because we just passed Thanksgiving and we're on Cyber Monday.
One thing you're thankful for.
I'm just thankful to be alive.
Okay.
Come on, man.
That's gay.
Something for real.
No.
That's good.
Yeah, that's, you know, if I'm not alive, then I got nothing.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm dead.
That's so cheesy, man.
It's foundational.
Okay, well.
All right, that's fine.
We'll give it to you.
Okay.
All right.
Please come up with something better.
What are you thankful for?
Relationships I have in my life.
People are very important to me, so.
Don't lie.
I think.
No, I'm serious.
It's the 500 bucks you're thankful for.
Yeah, The Sims.
500 bucks.
All right.
Alright, so you're thankful for your relationships.
My life.
Which relationship in particular is the most important?
My girlfriends.
Okay.
How many close girlfriends do you have?
Like really, really close or just close.
Like there's a difference.
Okay, really close.
Like your real friends.
Then you can tell them that they look fat.
Five.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
What are you thankful for?
I would say family.
Family.
Your mom or your dad, in particular?
My mom.
Was your dad in your life?
Yeah, a little bit.
I'm gonna get said peace.
I'm out of here.
Okay.
So is your mom mostly that you're thankful for?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
What are you thankful for?
I'm thankful for my family, for my best friend, she.
And I'm thankful for my freedom that I live my life how I want and I get experiences from life and I travel.
And I'm thankful to be here in Miami because it's a big thing for a Hungarian girl.
Is this the first time you've ever been here?
No, we were here in the summer and that's why we fell in love with Miami.
We were here for two weeks.
Red flag.
We were like, okay.
Twice?
That's a red flag, man.
Did you guys go on boats while you were here?
Yes.
We got an invitation and we were both crying actually in the boat so it's a good topic.
Crying?
We were seeing a sunset in Miami and it was the 4th of July and we got an invitation from our Ukrainian DJ friend for a boat party.
We went with a boat and we just saw the sunset and I was just holding my tears like 20 minutes and I was like watching Alexa and she started to cry and I was starting to cry and everybody was like, why are you crying?
And we're like, it's a big thing for us.
For you it's not a big thing because you get used to living in the United States and in America.
But for us it was a big thing and an emotional thing.
So yeah, I'm thankful for these moments as well.
Wow.
Well, I've always said that people in America are fucking spoiled.
Entitled.
Yeah, I think so.
They don't respect like...
They've never left the United States.
You don't realize.
You have to respect like this is really, really good life here.
Yeah.
But you get really a lot of opportunities.
People just dream about it.
Shit, I enjoy every day.
Yeah, you have to enjoy.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Yeah, no, people definitely...
But keep it real, though.
Did you guys get set late that night?
Don't lie.
Did you guys have sex that day?
Don't lie.
No.
It was not that kind of party.
That's what happens on yachts, man.
Or at least that after.
No?
It was not a yacht, actually.
It was a small boat with good people and with our friends.
So it was girls.
Most of them were girls on the boat.
Good boys.
It's good boys.
I mean, they sound too perfect.
I don't try to find something where there is nothing.
So neither of you got laid that day?
No.
What about that whole trip?
Yeah, for sure we did something.
I'm not lying.
What are you thankful for?
So I'm thankful also for her, for my best friend, and actually for our life.
But I can say also I'm thankful for myself also because everything that we have, we work really hard for it.
So it's for our freedom also and how we...
Change our life and our mind with each other.
It's how we open-minded are.
We're growing with each other.
That is so sweet.
How long have you guys been friends for?
Six years.
Almost six years.
No, it's coming the 7th.
If we weren't until the 7th, then we are for a lifetime, right?
It's a breakpoint.
Did you guys meet bartending at the same place in Switzerland or something?
She was actually my boss, and she was very picky.
Oh, wow.
You cannot cut the bread.
And I was like, sorry.
I don't remember.
Do it this way.
Do it this way.
I was a little bit, yeah.
But it was funny.
It was funny, yeah.
Okay, interesting.
And then what about you?
Wait, hold on.
Shit.
What was the question?
Maria.
What are you thankful for?
Yeah, what are you thankful for?
Sorry, that's what it was.
My bad.
I'm thankful for God's presence in my life and my family's life.
Okay.
Cheesy, but that's fine.
What about you?
She stole my answer.
So, no repeats was the prompt.
So, my job.
Okay.
I'm thankful for my employment.
Alright.
What about you?
Honestly, I'm really thankful for the city I live in.
I just feel like I look out at the ocean every morning and it's just like a fresh start every day.
Like, even if I screwed up the day before or the week before, it's like I can start over and every day is fresh.
So, I'm really thankful for that.
Damn, I wish I could do that.
A fresh start?
Every day.
Yeah.
I'm a new nigga every day, bro.
You can be so anonymous here.
Come on.
It's like you're a new person every day.
Okay.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Someone in the chat said Daffy Duck.
Wait, I don't get it.
Because she speaks with a lisp.
That's how Daffy Duck be talking.
It's alright.
Fresh can't talk either, so that's fine.
Y'all can play tennis against each other.
You're an asshole!
You're an asshole, bro.
Fresh can't serve.
Fuck you, man!
Yeah, that's not funny, bro.
I think it's gonna be communicating while they play serve.
Love for!
Okay, where we at here?
Modern Price goes, question for ladies.
What was something that you did wrong in your last relationship that you could have done better to keep the relationship intact?
That's a good one.
Let's start with you.
We start here.
No, because she started with her last...
Oh.
Yeah, that's how we ended up here.
Last thing you did in a relationship that you could have done better to keep it intact.
Is that the question?
Pull it back up real fast.
A pattern I have is...
What you did wrong in your last relationship, that you could have done better to keep the relationship intact.
Yeah, I come on too strong, I think.
And I think I just need to be more patient, wait it out a little bit.
You know, I get way too aggressive and I just get, like, too assertive and I just rush the other person and then it ends up being really toxic.
Can you define aggressive?
Come here, nigga.
So, yeah, like, why haven't you texted me?
Like, what's going on?
Like, what's the situation?
Like, instead of trying to define things, just let things kind of flow.
And, you know, there's always that fear of, like, oh, what if it fades out?
But it's like you kind of just have to have peace with that.
If it's meant to be, I think it won't fade out.
So you annoyed him, basically.
Oh, yeah.
I'm annoying.
Who broke the relationship, you or him?
Honestly, I know you're gonna say it's cliche or whatever, but honest to God, it was mutual.
Mutual.
I knew it.
But one party's gotta initiate it, though, let's be honest.
I mean, I... Even if you guys agree.
At the end of the day, I was like, alright, this isn't working, and I left, but I mean, it's for the better.
But we're friends.
Why were you annoyed with him?
Well, we just weren't on the same planet.
We weren't on the same page.
Same planet?
We weren't romantic.
We just didn't feel it.
I think the ship had sailed at some point, you know?
You work so hard to try.
What made you lose attraction from?
I think it was just too much conflict.
How did the conflict start?
Conflict.
After you denied them?
What's that?
Well, we went through some really stressful things together at a very early point in the relationship.
Was this the guy you visited?
No, well, it wasn't like that.
It was just, um, it's the situational, you know?
Things happen.
No, that's not what we're asking, but okay.
What are you asking?
Whose fault was it that it ended?
Whose fault was it?
Yeah.
Yours or his?
I've learned after my parents' divorce that you just can't point fingers.
I tried to do that growing up.
I always tried to blame my dad, you know, but always blame the guy.
But then you learn as you get older, it's really not any one person's fault.
Come on, Katie.
A relationship is two people.
Was this a foreign guy?
This is Visa guy right here?
Only foreign guys.
Okay, so it was you.
Got it.
Be more specific.
So it was you.
Okay, was it the guy that you got married to?
This is the relationship I'm referring to, yes.
The married guy?
Yeah, the guy that I married.
Okay, where was he from?
Peru.
How'd y'all meet?
We worked together.
Doing what?
At a restaurant when I was in school.
Do you like ceviche?
Yeah, I do.
I'm gonna have it on Christmas.
I'm really excited.
We still do holidays together.
How long were you guys together before you got married?
Two weeks.
Can I do some math real quick?
Like two and a half years.
Okay, and then he popped the question?
Um, yeah, we just decided it was time.
We have a couple kids, so.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Yeah.
Nigga said, I need a visa.
Pick this shit up.
No, I mean, it was like, we had some usual thing.
We just felt like it was time.
How many kids do you have?
Two.
Fuck no.
Damn.
Wait, wait, wait.
So in two years, y'all had two kids?
Um, no.
We had our first kid before we were married, and then our second kid we had after being married.
And you left them?
I mean, yeah, technically, I guess.
If you want to be technical.
What about the kids, man?
For the kids.
Well, that's why we stayed for as long as we did.
Oh, okay.
You get me?
Yeah.
Alright, okay.
It is what it is.
You're complicated, man.
Yeah, very.
You should have just said that from the beginning.
That would have made more sense.
You just said, yeah, we had kids together.
That's why I did the visa and everything.
Oh.
That would have made way more sense.
You made it more complicated than it needed to be.
Okay, what about you?
What's something that you did wrong in your last relationship that you could have done better to keep the relationship intact?
I could have been more forgiving.
Why?
I just think I was really critical at times, especially because he was younger than me, so there was a lot of experience that I felt like he didn't have that I wanted out of someone, and I just wasn't forgiving when he kind of fell short.
That's very mature of you.
How do you fall short, specifically?
Like, if I wanted more date nights and I felt like we needed more time together, like, doing activities, I wouldn't really tell him that.
I would just, like, feel resentful that he didn't feel the need to plan it.
Like, I just expected him to read my mind.
He's a musician.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That ain't happening.
He busy with work.
And he made a lot of money?
Yeah.
Successful?
Mm-hmm.
Do you look back and think you fucked up?
Not really.
No?
You don't regret it at all?
No.
I didn't leave him.
He left you?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Then you must have been really unbearable then.
So he was a rapper?
No.
No?
No, no, no.
He's a singer.
Okay.
Guys really don't leave women like that.
So you must have been really annoying.
No, it's because we had this thing.
So I actually started going to church and he did too.
So I kind of stuck to it and he left.
So that's why we split.
So you started shaming him for not being religious?
No, he actually was the one who told me I needed to get it together.
Because he was going to church first.
Okay, and then you took it up and then he stopped going.
And then you nagged him about not going.
No, we actually cut off communication after I started going.
What?
Just say you fumbled a bag.
Not really, though.
Yo, I don't know if you've noticed this fresh, but girls are really bad at telling stories.
You notice that shit?
When we ask them questions, like, yo, you gotta ask three or four follow-up questions because they don't explain shit, bro.
I don't really think that I fumbled because I want someone who is able to plan things more often.
I want someone who goes out of their way.
But you knew this getting into it, right?
Not really.
I think I found all of this out about myself during the course of our relationship.
And then after we split up and I really thought about it, I had written him a whole apology letter and everything.
It was your fault then.
I mean, he did some pretty awful things, but I did as well.
So it was your fault.
Got it.
Hi guys.
Bro, this shit is tough, man.
We really gotta pry the question, the answers out of them, man.
What is it you wanna know?
So...
No, it's fine.
Yeah.
Sorry, guys.
The video switcher, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I'ma fix it, man.
Go ahead, Fresh.
Just run this shit.
We're gonna work on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about you?
One thing, your last relationship.
The last relationship, it was probably like five years and a half ago.
Um...
I think I had a little bit of masculine energy back then, because I came here to the country like six years and a half ago, and my first boyfriend in Colombia, before I came here, he was physically and verbal abused.
So when I came here, I was very independent style, like, oh, I got everything myself.
I had three jobs, I had my school, and I was doing fitness competitions and stuff like that.
And so I was like very independent style.
And he didn't help though, because he never helped with anything either.
So I had to keep it together for myself.
So were you making most of the money?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was also like getting more proactive in a sense of like, since I was doing like bikini competitions and I tell my story on social media, I was shut out on the biggest magazine in Colombia.
So it was like I was growing and growing, and he was like, oh my god.
It's too much.
Yeah, he started like, oh, you should keep being a pilot instead of doing X and Y. And I was like, well, you know, I don't think this is going to work.
So we just end the relationship.
Isn't it funny?
He wasn't doing his part, but he wanted you to do your part.
Yeah.
And at that point, why listen to him?
So it makes sense.
Yeah.
But at least it was your fault.
Yeah.
What about you?
What was the underlying issue for your last relationship?
So in my last relationship, can I say also it's like if I was not hearing on my intuitions in my relationship, then I actually I felt something when it's going wrong.
But I didn't really...
How can I say it?
Yeah, listen to that.
So whose fault was it?
Your fault or his fault?
Actually, my last relationship was with a narcissistic guy.
Artistic?
Narcissistic.
Yes.
If somebody met with this kind of guy, I think I don't have to explain.
How was he being narcissistic?
Actually, it's by the start you think you are in the perfect relationship.
Everything is shining.
It's looking like you are in the best relationship.
He's the big one for you, you know.
And after, when I started to like him and fell in love with him, Then after he started to make me push down to the underground a little bit, like, meaning, for example, just one time we got up and he just was telling me, just like normal, you know, like, hey, babe, I don't like your tattoos.
Just meaning it's good, but it's a little bit too much for me, you know.
And he was also like, you were looking good with your teeth, but I don't like that, you know.
For me, it's a little bit too much.
And I was like...
They were already dating.
Yeah, and we were actually together since two months.
And I was like, before actually, you knew exactly with who we were together.
And I don't know if you don't like, but I was in this time also not enough self-confidence.
Yeah, self-confidence also.
So basically, he lost interest in you, you would say?
Yeah.
No.
But why?
I'm not sure I really understood the question.
No, because you're saying that he kind of told you indirectly, like, you're not what he wants.
But why would you say that?
What did you do?
No, but these kind of guys, you know, they are trying to make you weak.
Bring you down?
Weak.
Bring you down.
And that's meaning, yeah, bring you down.
And that's meaning also in this time, in the relationship, you are exactly hanging from this kind of person.
You know, you don't...
For example, he didn't want, if I have a good connection with Alexandra, so if I would stay just alone, I would just be always with him together.
And I didn't feel really self-confident in this time.
He was always like, he don't like it anymore, how I'm looking, how I am.
Okay, so you're saying you did nothing wrong.
He just woke up one day and said, I'm going to shit on you.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I just got back to the show and I just heard about it.
He woke up one day, but shit don't hurt because he didn't want it anymore.
Yeah, but you know how it was also I was in this time was a little bit confused because in one time he said it's everything all right and I like how you are and in the second moment he was like telling me no no no I don't like how you are looking I don't know it He was making with me always like this...
He pushed me up and after down, you know.
So I didn't really feel in this time so confident and self-sure.
I don't know how I can really explain this time.
If somebody know how, it's an artistic person.
Was this the guy that took $5,000 from you?
No, no, no.
This was another guy.
Yeah, fantastic.
Yeah, but he was also a little bit...
Okay, he was also broke?
Yeah, but...
You guys were really going to pick him out there and hungry, man.
Yo.
Goddamn.
I'm also broke and I can't stand it.
Y'all are like the sucky Eastern Europeans The Russian women and the Ukrainians know where to find the money.
What are y'all doing?
Yeah, they know where to find it.
It's true.
Goddamn.
What about you?
As I don't really have serious relationships, I cannot even say what was my mistake.
My biggest mistake, I think I choose wrong guys and I give myself too much.
I give too much.
I clean the house.
I cook for them.
I just look every small thing what they want.
I just want to make it happen.
And it's just for the wrong guys.
So I don't know.
That's my bad thing.
I don't know my values.
I don't put myself on my values.
And I don't date guys on my values.
That's my fault.
Makes sense.
Yeah.
Brokey.
What about you?
I would say I could have worked on my communication skills when things were bothering me.
I could have maybe spoken up more.
Could have?
Should have, probably.
But, you know.
So communicate better?
Communicate better.
And not be so closed off.
Be more open.
More open, huh?
I don't know what.
What about you?
Something wrong we did in our last relationship?
So basically, yeah.
Was it your fault, his fault?
What happened?
Why did it break up?
It was a messy relationship.
But overall, I think it came down to I just chose the wrong guy.
I wanted...
Specific things that didn't just align with the guys.
I'm curious though, why choose him in the first place if he didn't match up with your values?
I was immature.
And also, guys do front some sort of image in the beginning, and I think that I was just immature.
I was like, what, 23 I think at the time.
And I think you just have to go through things to learn.
And when it came down to this guy, I had a lot of feelings for him in the beginning.
And it just felt like infatuation.
I think it was infatuation?
Lust?
Yes, lust.
And it ended up fading after like six months.
So now I think I see like an overall perspective.
Get to know a guy.
So you broke it off or did he break it off?
I broke it off.
It was already kind of broken though.
So it was more of an acceptance point.
Saying I really am done.
I don't want to deal with this anymore.
I'm annoyed at this point.
So you chose wrong.
Yeah, I did choose wrong.
Okay.
Last but not least.
Where did your last relationship end?
I think I'm like Being like super pushy, like trying to be like the alpha of the relationship.
Damn.
Yeah.
In what way?
You tell him what to do?
Well, I have this standard before that I want to have a relationship with someone that has a degree.
And then this guy does not have, and I'm just trying to push him to go to school.
And he actually did, but he didn't finish because he impregnated a girl.
I can just picture her lecturing, you go, you finish!
You go, you finish!
Long time, you work!
You break, you buy, you buy me now!
Long time!
Finish school!
You just add it to the family!
No, but it's not...
You bring your bike!
Go to school now!
Go!
She lectured you like this with the fucking hat on?
Yeah!
No, but it's not just like that.
I feel like I'm ahead of him.
You feel like you were on a better path than he was, and he was improving, but you were improving.
And he didn't want to improve at all, so you were pushing him to improve.
Yeah, and because one time he just asked me that, like, don't go back to the States and just stay here and let's make a family.
Isn't it funny?
Girls will choose a guy that needs to build up, but he didn't change it for you at all.
He doesn't want to change, so.
Yeah, man.
It's crazy.
Build a man.
Bro.
It doesn't work.
But my mind is already built right now, so...
There you go.
Do you boss him around?
Or does he tell you shut up?
No, he doesn't.
Well, I still have that sometimes.
Is he Asian?
No.
You're looking at me like I'm crazy for a second.
No, that's my boyfriend.
No, no, never!
You're not like my boyfriend right now?
The guy that you're with now, he's not Asian?
No, he's American.
White guy?
Yeah.
Bro, why do Asian girls hate dating Asian niggas, man?
Wait!
Okay, so question for you.
Because I've heard from an Asian woman that they don't really date black men.
Is that true?
They prefer white guys.
I don't know, but I am.
I'm from the Philippines.
So you should know, right?
You're with a white guy now, right?
Are you with a white guy?
Yes.
Tell us why you're with the white guy.
How about that?
Because he came.
And, you know, if someone probably different and the same person like him, probably I would.
Stop the cat!
Okay.
Well, good job.
I guess he broke and he bought.
Okay.
Okay, man.
Hey, I got a question for you ladies, okay?
What are some reasons...
Women refuse to break up relationships.
It could be you, it could be a personal friend.
What are some reasons women refuse to break up relationships?
The most important ones.
The refuse?
Refuse to break it up.
Yeah, we could start...
I'm reluctant to do this, but we'll start with you.
Come on, Katie.
Okay, well, I've only really had two long relationships to the point where I told people it was my boyfriend.
And the first time...
The reason I stayed as long as I did was I almost kind of, I don't know, I felt bad for him.
He really loved me, I thought.
And it was hard.
So I stayed longer than I should have, even though I knew we weren't going to last.
It was hard.
Okay.
So you felt bad for him?
Yeah, I really did.
I felt bad for him.
But what made you feel bad for him?
Because he really liked me and he was lonely.
Was he putting effort in?
I think so, but he was moping around a little too much.
I didn't like his energy.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So he was trying.
He was trying to find his way here and get a job and stuff, but it just wasn't working out.
I didn't want to babysit an older man.
I mean, you didn't have to give your personal example, but do you think that's a big reason why women in general...
Oh, I thought we were talking about ourselves.
I said you couldn't.
Yeah, I do.
I think we're kind.
I think a lot of the time we care and that we don't want to hurt the other person and we worry that they're gonna be like really depressed.
So you cheat first and leave.
Got it.
Alright.
What are some reasons that women keep the relationship going instead of breaking up?
Isn't that what I just answered?
No, no, no.
I'm asking her now.
I want to say that it's because we fall for potential sometimes, where you stick around and you're hoping that if you love this person more, if you push them to keep going to better themselves, that they will.
Falling for potential.
Falling for potential and...
You don't think you can do any better.
You don't think you can do any better.
Okay.
Alright, what about you?
I agree with her, but to say something different maybe because of what the person means to you and whatever you remember or you feel about the other person or what the other person offers to you.
So would it be memories I guess?
No, it will be two things.
Either what you feel about the other person, like it's a person that is kind, is trying, etc.
Or financially?
Or it's something that the person is offering to you.
Okay, but can you give us a new, like, what are we talking about?
Are we talking about money?
Are we talking about feelings, like attachment?
Well, I say like two different things.
Like the money and feelings.
Okay.
Yeah.
What about you?
I would say because of the feelings, I would keep going.
Is that why you stayed with those guys that...
Exactly.
And I was also a little bit scared because I thought always I would never find again this kind of guys who will understand me and really loves me.
So I didn't really believe in...
What about you?
I think most of the women are like really more emotional like the guys and I think yeah for me the same the feelings I think and we are hoping like maybe he will change maybe I will give another chance I just don't want to lose him and I don't know maybe we keep it.
It's the hope that they will change.
Yeah that's bad because they want.
Yeah, they won't.
Very, very interesting.
What about you?
I would say it's attachment.
I feel like people get attached to people and they don't want to build something with somebody else.
They just want to work on their person.
Okay.
What about you?
Work on the dogs.
I think looking at the root of this is fear.
It could be fear of abandonment or fear of being alone or fear of not being taken care of.
It could be fear of so many different things and loss of emotion.
What about you?
I think...
What are some general reasons why women refuse to leave relationships?
The memories.
Memories, okay.
Yeah, like when you miss that someone and you're just scared that one time you're going to miss that and that person is not there anymore.
Okay.
Now, have you ever almost broke up with a guy and you couldn't go through with it?
Why?
Yes.
Okay.
What was it?
This guy...
Well, I broke up with this guy.
What was that?
Sorry, I just like, because I'm like trying to figure out which one is the worst.
Okay.
How many were there?
Fantastic.
How many were there?
You what?
Wait again, what's the question and now I'm confused.
Okay, it's, um, have you ever almost broke up with a guy but you couldn't go through with it?
Why?
Oh.
Like you're on the brink, like you're gonna go in there and be like, we're done, but then you couldn't do it and something came up.
Why?
Um, yes, okay, I understand.
Why?
Because I realized that when I was, like, planning to broke up with this guy, I realized that I was just, like, I decided too fast.
And then with the conversation that we had, and then I just realized that, no, like, I just need a better communication with this person.
And I don't want to lose him just because we did not understand.
Well, we were talking at that whatever issue that we were talking.
Okay.
Who do you think was more in the wrong in this situation with the lack of communication?
You or him?
Me.
Okay.
Alright.
So you actually took accountability and said, I'm the one fucking up here?
Yes.
Did you guys end up breaking up anyway?
No.
Oh, it's the guy you're with now?
Yes.
She said I need that green card.
- Yo! - Yo!
Yo, man, this is, hey!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
I wish y'all could see the look on her face, man.
She's smiling, bro.
White boy music.
Alright, Tom.
Good luck to you, my friend.
Is his name Tom?
No.
What's his name?
Jerry?
No.
Chris, what the fuck?
It's Cartoon Network?
I'm on his name in this fucking Cartoon Network show here?
Tell him, Jerry.
What's his name?
What's his first name?
The first name?
Yeah, his first name.
It starts with the letter J. Jason?
No.
James?
John?
Jimmy?
There's some white dude name.
Yeah.
John?
Jake?
No.
Jake, yeah, yeah.
Something with J. James.
It's probably a unique name.
I mean, she doesn't want to reveal it, but it's like, bro, it's like Ling Ping.
It's common.
It's common, man.
I don't know why you're so worried, but okay.
What about you?
That was a question again.
Okay.
Have you ever almost broke up with a guy, but couldn't go through with it?
Why?
Why?
Yes, I'd say just infatuation.
Still like the guy.
You were infatuated with him?
I was infatuated with him.
I still have feelings for him, memories, etc.
But then once it's gone...
So the memories were what kept you?
Yes, the memories.
Memories of what in particular?
Moments that we had together.
How long were we all together?
For about a year and a half-ish.
What did he do?
What do you mean?
Like professionally?
He was in insurance, a commercial insurance.
What attracted you to him?
That's a great question.
The money.
I'd say he...
It was so weird.
We just...
Our energies linked together.
It was the money.
Isn't it crazy how girls can't even explain why they're attracted to dudes, but we all know why?
We just met and the vibe was right.
Yeah, girls say dumb shit like energy and vibes and all this other shit, but it's like...
It was the green vibes.
Because the nigga's 6'3 and good looking and probably had a decent job or whatever.
It's like...
Yeah?
I mean, no, he wasn't 6'3".
Well, yeah!
6'2", yeah.
He was a little bit taller than me.
I don't know.
Did he make good money?
He made decent.
More than enough to give you 500 bucks, I guess.
A thousand!
Alright, fantastic.
You were infatuated with memories.
Okay, what about you?
I would say yes.
Wait, what was the question again?
Can you say that again?
Stupid!
Thank you, Chris.
Have you ever almost broke up with a guy but couldn't go through with it?
Why?
No, because I always went through with it.
It was hard, but I went through with it.
And you don't regret it ever?
No.
Honestly, no.
What was the reason that you broke up with every guy?
We know Frenchy guy was because cheating.
What's the other ones?
Just lost.
Some of them just lost its spark.
I don't know.
How'd they lose a spark?
I don't know.
It just got boring.
How'd they get boring?
Just didn't feel the same anymore.
Did they not cheat on you?
No.
The one before him didn't.
He was a good guy.
But I didn't feel it anymore.
I wasn't feeling it anymore.
I didn't feel like it was my person.
Interesting.
So the guy that did cheat on you, he didn't bore you, but the guy that didn't cheat on you, he bored you.
Yes.
Fantastic.
Crazy world we live in.
Yeah.
Wow.
Interesting.
This is crazy today.
This is crazy, bro.
So you would never accept cheating from a guy?
Okay, it's like forgivable.
It's forgivable, but it's forgivable.
That's what I'll say.
It's forgivable, but I don't want that for myself.
But I feel like in this generation, if I find one who's good enough and...
Your left slide.
Not crazy amount, but everyone's human.
Everyone makes mistakes.
I'm not going to be like, he checks every single other box, but he cheated on me this one time.
Like, that sounds kind of messed up, but if it's, you know, everyone makes mistakes.
What if he met all your needs, but you didn't know about his cheating?
Honestly?
Perfect.
Perfect.
Let's keep it like that.
Yeah.
If I don't find out, I don't know.
I can be delusional.
Okay.
Lovely.
Yeah, that's how I feel.
Would you accept cheating from a guy now?
No.
Well, no.
Well, no, I wouldn't accept it.
But it could be forgave, though.
It could be forgiven situationally.
She wants to be lied to, okay?
Not lied to.
I mean, in a perfect world, he wouldn't cheat on me, but, you know, like...
It's in a perfect world, baby girl.
I know.
That's exactly what I'm saying, though, so...
So just don't tell her.
Yeah, just...
Just do it.
Keep it on the low, I guess.
Yeah.
Okay.
Interesting.
So guys, if you want to keep her interest, you've got to cheat on her.
No, no, no.
That's how you maintain attraction with her.
Fantastic.
However assuming.
Yeah, because girls always sit there and say, oh no, cheating, blah, blah, blah, but the guy that didn't cheat on you, that was a nice guy, you left his ass.
He was too boring.
Boring.
But it just was his personality.
I didn't like it as much as the one who was a cheater.
It was their personalities.
If he had the same personality and he didn't cheat on me...
So why do you think other girls would not like him either?
The point is that that personality got him girls.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, I'll be honest, man.
You're one of those toxic girls where you need a guy that fucks other bitches.
Yeah, you do.
Yeah, you can already tell.
Yeah, you're one of those girls that gets bored quick, so you need a dude that's kind of an asshole.
Excitement.
That has other girls.
Up and down, the highs and lows.
Yeah, a lot of women need that.
That's fine, though.
We get it.
Alright, what about you ladies?
Have you ever thought about breaking up with a guy, but you stopped right before?
Why?
I stopped right before breaking up.
It's not the same question like before, right?
No, it's have you ever almost broke up with a guy but you didn't do it.
Why?
I didn't even have so many breakups in my life but I had like many like I should let go this guy.
But I'm really not good at it so it's really hard for me to let go anyone and I don't do it good so I block them.
Okay, I unblock them.
Too nice.
It's really bad.
What made you unblock them and talk back to them again?
It's a toxic feeling and I wish I could just get rid of this feeling because it's really toxic.
Were these guys from Hungary or these are other men that you met in your travels?
Yeah, my biggest love was from Hungary, but I had some Ukrainian guy who I was really falling in love with.
Yeah.
Is he in Ukraine now?
Yeah.
Fighting a war.
He's okay.
He's okay?
He's okay.
Okay.
When was the last time you talked to him?
What did you say, Chris?
No, I don't.
Actually, I don't.
Last time, when I talked to him, he was okay.
How long ago was that?
He texted me a few weeks ago.
What?
So you unblocked him?
Nothing special.
He just checked up on me and I just...
You unblocked him?
Yeah, he was a long time ago unblocked again.
So it's a bad thing.
I would not recommend to do it.
Okay.
Was Hungary a former Soviet Union?
No, no.
Hungary is a totally different country.
No, I know that, but I'm saying it wasn't former Soviet Union, right?
No.
It was not?
The Russians was by us many years.
Okay.
So Hungary was never a Soviet Union country.
No, no, no, it was not.
Okay, all right.
You guys speak, you said German and what else?
Hungarian and anything else?
German and Hungarian and English, and I started to learn actually Russian.
Okay.
I like the language.
Okay.
What about you?
Have you ever almost broke up with a guy but couldn't go through with it, and why?
Yeah, actually I would say because of the memories, too.
Memories?
Yeah, memories.
Was this $5,000 loan guy?
Yeah, he was.
But you know what is funny?
He was in my life actually 10 years long, so it was a little big journey for me and big experience with him.
What is your religion?
He was my religion.
Yours?
Catholic, Catholic.
Both of you are Roman Catholic?
Yeah, Catholic.
And what was he?
He was also Catholic.
Okay.
Well, I mean, she was lending money out, so I thought...
Hey, man!
I gotta ask, bro!
You didn't charge no interest, right?
You didn't charge interest?
No, I don't really ask.
Alright, my bad.
Alright, we'll move on.
We're still on YouTube.
Please do.
What about you?
Have you ever almost broke up with a guy but couldn't go through with it?
Why?
I'll bring up my first relationship when I was in Colombia.
Okay.
So we moved on together and he was physically and verbally abused, abusing.
And I felt like that superhero feeling that, oh, one day he will change.
He just needs love.
He just needs someone to show him that actually he's been loved.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He never changed?
No.
Okay.
He said, one more swing.
Yep.
I'll take one more swing and I'll change.
Alright.
I'm just saying, bro.
I get it now, I'm fresh.
- Colcones! - Colcones! - Niggas did the left and the right.
Okay, what about you? - I've been close to breaking up with someone and then didn't carry through because I just know that I can be unforgiving.
So I just wanted to give more grace just to be more sure that like...
Was it because you were thinking it was too rash like it was a dumb reason you were gonna break up with him?
Yeah, I just figured...
You were being emotional?
Right, exactly.
Okay.
What about you?
Yeah, perhaps I would think about the future and be like, oh my gosh, maybe right now this is too serious, but what about in 10 years?
I could see him being a good dad.
I could see him being a good husband.
Oh my gosh.
Okay.
Oh, go ahead.
Anything else?
No.
Okay.
Very interesting.
I noticed from your answers, a lot of you girls, you know, in almost every relationship that you guys got into, you saw potential or you were hoping he would change.
You know, I've always said that, like, Women get with a guy hoping he's going to change, where men get with a woman hoping she never changes.
And then what I always say is that you always want your girl to never change because you're going to continue to love her.
We kind of we we don't get bored of women the same way that you guys get bored of us But if a guy you know Ends up changing you're gonna not respect them right because if I'm changing because of you that means that you're the leader I'm trying to make you feel happy.
I'm pedestalizing you.
I'm going off your wishes and I don't think that's ever gonna work Would you guys agree and I'll open it up for discussion here.
Would you guys agree that?
Happy wife happy life is a lie and it needs to be happy king happy kingdom It's from both parts, I think.
They have to be happy.
Well, but one party, one gender always has to appreciate the other more than they appreciate them back.
Who do you think needs to be the gender that's more appreciated for the relationship to work?
It's not more appreciated.
I think you have to be equal with appreciation and respect.
But respect, you have to be equal.
Yeah, but obviously on some level, one party has to have more.
Yeah, that's true.
Ladies, let's live in reality here.
In every single relationship, there's always someone that likes the other one more.
There's an adorer and then the adored.
For a relationship to work, who do you think needs to be the one that's adored?
The man or the woman?
Long term.
We can go around the table on this one.
It depends on the situation.
I don't know.
You cannot say if it's a woman or a man, I think.
Generally.
I see my English in general.
Generally.
Who needs to be the one that is, you know, happy wife, happy life, or happy king, happy kingdom?
Which one is more important, in your opinion?
We can start here.
She used to be a wife.
All right.
You should know.
Yeah.
Happy wife, happy life, or happy king, happy kingdom?
Which one do you think makes more sense?
I don't know.
I mean, for me, I feel like...
Merch.
It's hard, it just depends on the two people.
You know, like, in some cases, yeah, the woman tries harder than the guy, and in some cases the guy tries harder than the guy.
In general, for a relationship to work, you know, if I had to line up 100 relationships and 80 of them worked, which arraignment, alignment would you say?
I don't know, I feel like these days girls are trying harder for guys.
You really think so?
Maybe in Miami at least, yeah.
I think the ratio's off for one.
Oh, you mean like top level guys they're trying for?
Like there's just more girls than guys.
So girls are like a little bit trying a little harder for guys because there's not as many guys out there.
You really think so?
Yeah.
You think women actually try for men in 2023?
Yeah, I think so.
I think we're just like more emotional and like we just pursue a little more than the men do.
Really?
Do you think women cook and clean more or less now?
Less.
So by default.
Yeah, so by default they don't try harder.
I guess not in that regard.
Yeah, I mean things aren't as domestic as they used to be.
In what ways are they trying harder in your opinion then?
I'm not saying harder than in past years.
I'm just saying for what it is in the present moment, I still, for whatever reason, I just feel like women...
But you have to compare it against something.
A bunch of girls can talk, oh my gosh, what should I text back?
How do I respond to this?
How long do I have to wait to text them back?
Do you think guys are doing that?
Yes, at an even higher level.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, okay, I don't know.
Isn't it amazing how little effort girls put in, and they think it's effort, but then I'm like, that's nothing.
That guy has been sweating for minutes trying to respond to her, so he doesn't get left unseen.
Okay, so Happy Wife, Happy Life, or Happy King, Happy Kingdom?
Which one do you think makes more sense for a relationship to last?
Well, I'm asking you, Miss Former Wife, which one?
If you had to pick one.
So, I guess I'm saying if I have to pick one, happy king, happy kingdom.
Okay.
Did you do everything in your power to make your former king happy?
Nope.
You left your king.
Yep.
High and dry.
It's fucked up, man, Katie.
It's fucked up!
Alright, fantastic.
What about you?
What the fuck is that?
A girl has to like a guy more in order for the relationship to work, I think.
That's what you think?
Okay.
Just because it's like...
Say it with your chest, man.
You got one.
Yeah, but...
Thank you.
For free.
See what I did there.
But I think because there are...
You know, women get pursued at such a high volume so fast that unless you really like the guy, you're gonna leave.
You have more options than him.
So you have to like him that much for it to work.
Okay, so you think Happy King, Happy Kingdom is more important.
What about you?
Happy King, Happy Kingdom or Happy Wife Happy Life?
I'll say happy wife.
Rolex.
Rolex.
What makes you say that?
Rolex.
Well, if you see it from the perspective that you're saying that a woman can get bored of a man, If a woman, if you're giving everything to a woman, why should I not cook for you?
Why should I not clean for you?
Why should I not take care of you all the time and look out for you?
You know, as a woman with my values and what I can do.
Well, if you're giving her everything she wants, wouldn't that increase the likelihood of her getting bored?
Why?
Why would you?
Diamonds.
If you get everything you want, okay, for example, let's say you had a kid, right?
You give them whatever they wanted.
Would they appreciate it?
No, they have to work for it.
But that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
No, no, no.
That's what I'm saying.
For example, in my relationship, he really takes care of me and I really take care of him.
I cook for him.
I make sure everything is clean.
When he's on meetings, I make sure I give him water.
I make sure I'm behind him all the time.
Okay, so you adore him more than he adores you then.
You're following him.
Obviously, he's the leader.
I mean...
So then that's happy king, happy kingdom.
Well, yes, then happy king, happy kingdom.
Okay.
Rolex.
And I don't want to sound like an asshole, but you're very lucky with what you got.
So...
You say Rolex.
Because let me be very...
I don't know if he's watching right now, but I'm just going to be very honest here.
There's a lot of yous, but not a lot of him.
Facts.
Being very blunt with you.
Um...
You look like every other Colombian girl.
No offense.
You're a regular girl.
He's probably wildly successful.
He's provided you a certain lifestyle where you can work kind of at your leisure.
And you don't have to work if you don't want to.
And not many men can offer that.
So I think you need to understand, okay, my guy is way more special than I am.
I need to honor and treasure this man because there's women that will fight to take this man from me.
No, and I agree with you.
Okay, so happy king, happy kingdom.
Yeah.
I'm sure they all want Rolexes too.
Yeah, seriously.
Right, ladies?
So be very happy with what you got, because I guarantee you a bunch of girls here on the planet would love to have a guy that is very successful, buys them Rolex watches, and would take care of them.
So if you catch a fucking other bitch, I wouldn't leave it for you.
Okay, what about you?
Do you think, what's more important for a relationship to last?
Happy king, happy kingdom, or happy wife, happy life?
I wanted to actually say exactly the same, like she said, because I wanted also to say it's happy wife, happy life.
But now you said also it's not like this opinion.
No, if you think it's happy life, happy life, that's fine.
Give your opinion, but tell me why you think happy life, happy life.
I think, you know, I could give really everything for a man if I really can feel his loyalty, faithful, I don't know, if he's really with me, if I can trust in him, you know, it's like, But what about if he wants to be a happy king, he needs to have maybe another chick in the kingdom from the side?
Yeah, but you know, I don't...
Would you be okay with that?
For sure I have to handle him like he's a king.
Yeah, but actually I want also to feel like...
A queen!
A queen, exactly.
Yeah, you're the queen, but that's a concubine.
It's just a concubine.
Yeah.
She a whore!
No?
You're good.
I mean, come on, you're 33.
Come on, man.
No, but, you know, for me, it's really important.
It's from both sides.
We are really handling it good, you know.
He feels really like a king, and I feel really like a queen, you know.
He's queen, you know, and he's my king.
So which one is more important, though?
Happy wife, happy life, or king or kingdom?
For me, somehow, it's almost the same, you know.
I don't know.
It's both very important.
One person always has to care more about the other.
Yeah, actually this is from what he's a man, so actually he has to be on the stage actually, you know?
Okay.
So you have to like him more.
Yeah, I have to be, but somehow, I don't know.
It's hard to really explain what I want to say.
She knows what the truth is, but it doesn't feel right for her to say it.
Yeah, because I want also to feel like a queen and he has to handle me also.
But you can't be a queen unless he's a king.
Yeah.
Yeah, somehow, yeah.
So yeah, you are right.
Interesting.
All right, what about you?
Happy wife, happy life, or happy king, happy kingdom?
Yeah, I think so.
So like, happy kingdom.
And not start then again.
Change your mind after listening to the ladies' answers?
Yeah, I have the same opinion.
If I have to choose...
If I have to choose, then yeah.
And I think the woman is really, it's not so, I think the man leaves the relationship or a family easier than a woman, I think.
Because if you have, for example, children as well, I don't know.
It's women that leave, women initiate.
Do you think?
It's a fact.
It's a fact.
Women initiate more divorces than men.
80%.
If you know what it is, most of them less.
I would think like a man.
Well, hold on, we'll make it simple.
How many men have you broken up with versus how many men have broke up with you in your lifetime?
Actually, I didn't even...
I broke up with a few ones, but I didn't even have serious relationships.
Okay, in all your relationships with men, who left?
You or him?
Usually I was attracted to a guy who is not for me, so they never wanted me.
But you left the guy, actually.
You left.
You were who left.
So by default...
No, they left me because I wanted them, but they left me.
So I think I wanted them, but they never wanted me back.
Okay, after I fucked...
What, Chris?
Like, a smash, right?
And then they left you after the smash, right?
Oh, man.
Like, right?
It was after sex, they just, they left?
Not, not always after sex.
Did you make, did you make some of them wait?
Yeah.
Yeah!
And then they left?
Yes.
I don't know.
They didn't find me tripping, I don't know.
Okay, what about you?
Happy wife, happy life, or happy king, happy kingdom?
I would say happy king, happy kingdom, because...
Why'd you leave your guy for cheating then?
I'm gonna get into that.
So if I'm being taken care of, and he's happy, and I'm making him happy, then I'm gonna be happy too, because I'm making him happy.
How long were you with a Frenchie guy?
Like a year and six months.
Okay.
So you threw away 18 months because of cheating?
Well, it was...
It wasn't just like one time.
It was like multiple occasions.
So it was just not it for me.
Okay.
Yeah.
Interesting.
All right.
Well, how about if that made him happy, though?
No.
Okay, I guess happy king, happy kingdom isn't that important to her then.
Alright.
So you put your satisfaction above his?
No, because if...
While you're breaking up with him, that's quite literally the definition of your happiness prevails over his.
Well, yeah, but that's not my king.
That was somebody along the way.
I'm looking for my king.
You guys were together for 18 months.
That's 18 months.
That's a long time.
That's a long time.
I mean, yeah, but...
She didn't like him that much.
I guess.
Did he...
And y'all were in a committed relationship, right?
Yeah.
Was he taking care of you?
For the most part.
Dang.
So you had the kingdom, but you left it?
Yep.
I'm looking for a different kingdom.
That kingdom wasn't for me.
What if I told you every single kingdom is going to have concubines?
Okay, that's fair, but I didn't want to be in that kingdom anymore, so I left that kingdom.
She wanted a more stable, more better kingdom.
A more stable king.
You had a stable king and you left his ass.
He was boring.
Okay, you got me there, but we weren't compatible.
Like, I'm not going to be miserable in my relationship just because he's what a man should be for me.
There you go, putting your happiness over theirs.
Okay.
Call it what you want.
I don't know.
I'm just contradicting yourself.
Like, happy king, happy kingdom.
And I'm like, all right, he was happy fucking other bitches.
No, but I don't like that.
So it's like...
Okay.
Wouldn't it be fair to say that as the person that's adoring the other, you have to make sacrifices sometimes for that person's happiness?
That's true.
That's just a sacrifice I'm not willing to make.
You got me there.
What if I told you that most men are going to cheat on you anyway?
I know that.
So then why not just take the guy that's the best for it?
Well, because...
If all men are going to cheat anyway...
I'm looking for a better cheater.
See...
No, no.
So she didn't want this guy...
You what?
So she wants to run a guy that's going to cheat that's better.
Yeah, I mean...
So she didn't want to take his cheating because she didn't like him that much.
Probably.
It was just an excessive amount of cheating that it was too much.
I don't want my man to cheat on me at the end of the day, but it's time to cheat.
Was he extremely attractive or something?
Yeah, he was good looking.
Are you aware that every single good looking guy or has money is gonna fuck other bitches?
I'm aware of that, yes, I know, but it was just too many of them.
It was too many bitches.
Wait, so tell me, why is a man cheating on you with so many girls?
Like, don't you fuck him good enough?
I think it's just, like, an insecurity thing.
I think he just needs multiple women to make him feel better.
He's insecure?
Yeah, in a certain way, I think, yeah, he was insecure.
Even though he looks good, he's successful, I think he had some insecurity deep down.
Maybe you were insecure.
No, she's probably gonna ask, bro.
It's probably an axiom to death.
We ain't fucking until you do this shit!
What you doing, nigga?
And they got bored of you.
Just fuck some other bitch.
That's me, bro.
I'm telling you, man.
Oh, man.
She seemed like a nightmare.
Yeah.
Okay, well, why is this feeling like that?
We get it.
Well, I didn't hear what he said.
What did he say?
I want to have other women.
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
Oblivious.
I'd like to include you in it with other women.
What'd you say?
Fuck this shit.
Take it away from you.
I'm leaving.
She couldn't even bear touch her for two seconds.
No, I just couldn't hear.
These headphones are loud as hell.
I know, man.
Everybody was talking.
It was hard to hear.
Oh, I missed it.
Yo, now we know why that didn't get left, bro.
Yo, you probably told her a million times, hey, look, baby, I want other women.
I love you.
You're my only girl.
Wait, what?
She's like, what the fuck?
I love you.
You're my only girl, but I want another girl.
Wait, what?
Oh, I couldn't hear!
I couldn't hear!
Everybody was talking!
We're in a quiet room.
Everybody was talking!
Man, look at this bitch.
I went to go find another check, bro.
I didn't think it was gone.
Can you hear me?
Oh, man.
Okay, selective hearing.
Selective hearing, man.
All right, fantastic.
Okay, happy king, happy kingdom, or happy wife, happy life for you.
Happy king, happy kingdom.
However, the king...
It depends what makes the king happy.
Oh, now there's contingencies on it.
You have to choose the right target.
Oh, what's the right target for his happiness?
This makes sense.
I'm sorry.
Because you're saying it has to be the right happiness, but I'm like, wait, isn't he the one that dictates that?
Yes, but some men have, like, again...
Okay, what are the unacceptable happy things for you then?
For me, it's unacceptable.
Definitely happy addictions.
Well, particular ones, I guess.
Like what?
Drugs?
Yeah, drugs.
Okay, that's reasonable.
And I'd say...
It turns from a kingdom to a rehab.
Cheating, for sure.
Oh, now cheating?
Addiction?
Yes.
That's not addiction.
Okay.
So you would not accept cheating?
I don't think so.
What if I told you most guys want to cheat and that would make them happy to be able to have other women?
I know that.
I wouldn't choose one.
Okay, so knowing that, wouldn't it behoove you to accept it and understand it and be a better partner for that guy when it comes down the road?
I think it's one of the deal breakers.
I'm better than this.
Right?
Alright, let me ask you a question.
Would you agree that most women want a guy that makes more money than them?
Yes.
So, what if I said, hmm, I know most women want a guy that makes money, but you know what?
Fuck it.
I feel like playing video games.
I don't want to make money.
A chick should accept me the way that I come.
Would you think I'm delusional for believing that?
Delusional for believing...
Like, fuck what women want.
I'm just gonna do what I want and girls are gonna come get me.
Even though I know that most women want a guy that makes money and is successful, but I choose not to do that, I'm just gonna play video games.
But I still want a bad bitch, though.
Okay.
Would I be delusional for thinking that?
For thinking that a guy is going to have someone...
Do I? Yo, question.
Do you do drugs?
Yeah, do you do drugs?
What the fuck is going on, bro?
Do you do drugs?
She does, bro.
Yeah, you do.
What the hell is going on here?
I think that's pretty straightforward here.
LSD? Even you break you by understands what's going on.
Cocaina?
Come on, man.
Oh, yeah.
English is her second language and she knows.
Like, you stop it!
Come on, man.
That's a complex question.
It's not a complex question at all.
Okay.
Processing.
Very simple.
I asked you earlier, right?
Let's go back a little bit.
Hit me with the rewind button.
I got you.
Goddamn.
Okay.
We're going to read...
Wrong one, Mo.
That's why you...
Crash, man.
There you go.
Damn, Mo.
Showing them shrooms.
Okay, yeah.
All right.
So I asked you earlier, most men want to have multiple women.
And you agreed, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
And you know that this is what most men want, correct?
Correct.
Yeah.
Aka, that would make them happy.
So happy king, happy kingdom.
Fair?
That would make the man happy.
Happy king, and then brings back to the conversation, happy king, happy kingdom.
Yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
Okay.
Now, let's go to the female side.
Women want a guy that can make more money than them can support them.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I'm a man.
I know this.
Let's say I change my mind and I say, you know what?
I know women want a guy that's successful, but fuck it.
I'm just going to play video games and chill at home, but I still deserve a bad bitch.
Am I delusional for thinking that?
Oh, because it's in alignment with what you said from the first place for Happy King, Happy Life, correct?
Don't worry.
Don't get ahead here.
Don't try to get the extra credit yet.
Would I be delusional for thinking that?
Yes.
That I deserve a bad chick even though I play video games and don't want to do what bad chicks want?
Yes.
So, wouldn't you be delusional knowing that most men want to go ahead and have sex with other women and you're not prepared for that?
Well, that question I don't think is valid because I'm not saying I'm not prepared for that.
You just said you wouldn't accept it.
I wouldn't accept it, but I'm prepared for it.
If it happens, then I'm prepared.
Wouldn't it be fair to say that the fact that you're not willing to accept it means you're not prepared for it?
No.
I disagree.
Because I can be ready for something and say, oh, I don't want that.
But it's going to come.
Yeah.
And I'll just say, okay, I'm not going to deal with it.
Okay, so that's the same as me saying I'm gonna play video games, but I deserve a bad bitch, even though girls that are very attractive typically want to provide her.
You don't see, I just put an analogy there and it's the functional equivalent?
I don't think you can compare the two.
They're different situations.
I have to give a different situation because men and women are different, but I'm giving you a functional equivalent.
Oh, okay.
Bruh.
Okay, it's Xanax, isn't it?
Is it Xanax?
Yeah, did you smoke before the show?
Do the rest of the ladies understand my analogy?
Yes.
Like that, you know, I know women want one thing, so if I want them, I should probably do what they want.
Just like if a woman wants a guy, they should do what the guy wants to be attractive.
But you should just be with different people then.
You're not meant to be together.
Like if one man desires that in your analogy and the woman desires the other thing in the analogy, they shouldn't be together.
That's what I think.
Drugs are bad, okay?
Yeah, okay.
All right.
That was tough.
All right.
What about you?
Drugs are bad, okay?
Based on experience, like my culture, it's definitely Happy King, Happy Kingdom.
Is that what you do though?
At home?
Is that what you do?
I try my bag.
You try?
Okay.
Nope.
Nope.
Yeah.
Listen, nigga.
Fin the dishes.
Be a man.
Okay.
I think we're at drop that time, right, Chris?
Yes.
All right.
So, interesting.
All right.
So, ladies, we're going to get your last thoughts on the show.
Questions or comments or disagreements.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Did you guys make an announcement with numbers?
Yeah, $20.
Okay.
Chris, do we have time?
Okay.
I'll fly through these then.
Young Films.
Young Films goes, the girl in all pink got bigger melons than your local Sam's Club produce section and looks like a Black Friday version of Nicki Minaj, W. Fresh, W. Myron, W. Fresh.
Oh, Chris.
Okay.
Shout out to next to Myron.
Recite your ABCs.
Can you say your ABCs?
Can I? Yeah, do it.
I'm just saying the alphabet.
Don't sing it.
Don't do that.
Don't sing.
Can you?
Yeah, of course.
It's the same tune as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.
Don't sing it.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Alright, ladies, if you travel 180 miles in three hours, what's your average speed?
This is going to be funny.
Let's now start with the Asian.
Yo, who's fresh, man?
Alright, real quick.
If you travel 180 miles in three hours, what was your average speed?
Go.
60.
What about you?
I don't understand the question.
Does anyone know the answer?
Come on, man.
Don't let me down.
You're Asian.
You go 180 miles in three hours.
What's your average speed?
Come on.
You got this.
I don't even know.
60 miles per hour.
180 miles?
What?
Alright.
Okay, we'll just move on.
Jacob goes, why should guys respect you if you can't even respect yourself to not do the stupid shit that you do, as in specific pics and videos for all to see?
Why should a guy respect you?
I'm going to go, wait, what?
Okay.
Ristis goes, loyalty test for women.
Let's say you have a boyfriend for a year and your boss at your job hits on you.
Do you, one, say yes and work up the corporate ladder.
Say two, or two, say no, pretend nothing happened.
Or three, quit your job and tell your man.
Ooh.
Okay.
Flirt with him and get a better promotion.
Two, say no and pretend nothing happened.
And then, or three, quit your job and tell your man.
I would go to HR. Okay.
That's not an option.
Oh.
I'll quit then I'll tell my name.
So what are you doing?
Which one are you doing here?
This is very specific.
Flirt back, go up the ladder, say no, pretend nothing happened, or three, quit your job and tell your man.
But you stay in that position or you leave your job.
Which one?
I'm gonna think of the worst way of that man flirting at me, so I'm gonna say quit and tell my man.
Can I read the options again?
I'm so sorry.
Okay, is it shrooms?
What have you got?
Goddamn, man.
I'm just kidding.
Okay, you have a boss for a year and your boss hits on you at the job.
Do you either A, say yes and go up the corporate ladder?
Two, pretend nothing happened.
Say no and pretend nothing happened but you don't go up the corporate ladder?
Or three, quit your job and tell your man?
One and two.
No, choose one.
You have to...
What the fuck?
Okay, it's Toosie, bro.
You better accept Toosie, man.
Is it Toosie?
Any guy that gets what you is gonna need another chick, man.
You better accept it.
Goddamn!
This is tough.
Yo.
This is tough, man.
Babe, bro, can you imagine having a conversation with her?
Hey, so I got this analogy for you.
Like, she'll tell her to her.
She'll be like, wait, what?
I need you to do the laundry.
She'll be like...
One and two.
Whites and blacks.
Wait, what?
You have $500?
Yeah, I do.
Leave.
Thank you.
Goddamn!
Alright, what about you?
Which option are you going with?
I'm going to say nothing and just keep my job.
Okay, just stay at that position?
Yeah, because I don't think it's that serious.
He's just hitting on you.
Just a little sexual harassment, right?
No, it depends on what is said.
Nice ass.
Oh, can I take you?
Well, it's different.
He's like, can I take you on a date?
He's just being nice, you know?
But I'm saying nothing because I don't want to lose my job.
Okay, she ain't saying nothing.
Alright, what about you?
What are you doing?
I would quit my job because I think the boss doesn't respect you.
But then you won't be able to travel the world.
Yeah, you won't.
You won't be able to travel the world, man.
No, I'll find another job.
Sorry, I'm not the...
In Switzerland?
Yes.
Yeah, exactly.
Why not?
Yeah, so I think it's no respect if a boss tries to just get me on a date.
So it will be never good, like, I don't know.
She has all the answers.
What about you?
What are you doing?
I would do the same.
You're quitting?
Quiet my job, yeah.
Quit.
Okay.
What about you?
What are you doing?
Quitters.
So you quit and tell your boyfriend?
Both of you three?
I would say if I would have a boyfriend.
Yeah, okay.
You're quitting and telling your boyfriend?
Quitting.
Quitting and telling your boyfriend?
Quitting.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't think I'd really cause much of a scene.
Just kind of play it cool, you know?
All right.
Stay in the position, right?
One more kid, huh?
All right.
All right.
Fair enough.
Okay.
Fancy goes, yo, these 304s can't afford a ramen noodle for him?
What?
Okay.
I don't know what he means by that.
Shorty's name translates to dark-skinned male in Spanish.
Whose name?
Someone's name here is Negro?
Prieto.
Oh.
Yeah, my last name.
My last name.
Oh.
Wait, how big is...
Oh, because she's...
It's actually in Portuguese.
That is, Prieto means black.
In Spanish, Prieto doesn't mean black.
Let's go!
Okay, fresh, it's Prieto.
Go get it, goes.
Yo, what's up, FNF? Love the content.
The show must go on.
Question for the ladies.
If you had...
Where the fuck are we?
If you had to choose between a man with $100,000 a year and has a little dick like four inches or a man with $50,000 a year but eight inches or more, who would you choose?
Okay, we'll make this one simple.
Yeah, just raise your hand.
$100,000 a year, small dick, or $50,000 but eight inch dick.
So who's going to take the guy making $100,000 per year?
Raise your hands.
Okay, you're the only one that wants a small penis?
The two?
It's $50,000.
Yeah, I knew you were...
Yeah, yeah, okay, that makes sense.
So the rest of y'all want $50,000 a year and a bigger dick?
It's only $50,000 more than $100,000.
That's a big gap, my friend.
I mean...
Listen, you go to McDonald's all year round?
Maybe one vacation, maybe?
What do you think the average salary is for a man in the United States?
Probably like $50,000.
Okay, so you would take the $50,000 and the agent's dick over $100,000?
They can always make more money.
Okay.
That's a genetic issue that they can't fix.
No, but he ain't trying to.
He's comfortable.
Oh.
I don't know.
These girls cap, man.
All these girls taking the money, nigga.
All right.
Punisher, to the chick next to Fresh.
Yo, Sneeko, we all know that's you.
Take all the shit off your face and show yourself.
You ain't fooling anyone with that bullshit ass disguise.
Sneeko.
Oh, my God, bro.
Okay, Katie, after the show, we would like to take you out.
Wait, who's Katie again?
Oh, right here.
Right?
Next to me.
I'm going to call you Dial-Up, because goddamn, it takes you a long time to come up with an answer.
Katie, after the show, we would like to take you...
No, actually, you know what?
You're Dial-Up, and you are DSL. DSL. You're a little bit faster than her.
Okay, we'd like to take you out for tacos and a new Lambo, then back to the crib for bedroom fun.
The big homie is going to push three inches below the belly button when doing missionary on the edge of the bed.
Don't worry, it won't be too hard.
You crap yourself.
What the fuck, nigga?
Yo, what the fuck, bro?
Move on, bro.
You have anything you want to say back to Fresh's genitals?
Get him fresh!
Get him fresh!
You got this fresh!
All right.
Lombada Functions goes, do any of these women date single fathers and do they prefer them when they themselves are past 30 in the wall zone?
I'm thinking they might date because of social proof slash thanks for the time, FNF peeps.
How many of you would date a single dad?
Raise your hands.
Yes, please.
Where are they?
Two of you?
Three?
Wait, what not?
Four?
Okay, will you do it again?
No.
F that, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's like, you broke, I'm not buying.
You broke that bitch thing, I'm not paying for it.
Stop it.
Yeah.
Freshish Samutha goes, Chris, you really brought the cast for the Urban Muppet Show?
That chickopotamus gotta stop finessing a double Big Mac and the only sauce she got in her life is the Big Mac sauce.
That chick in the middle got a cornbread forehead.
What?
Cornbread forehead.
Bro, they're from Hungary, nigga.
They don't know what that is.
Okay, suck your nigga language.
Succotash.
Question, have you guys ever been with a black guy before?
Yes.
Are there blacks in Hungary?
Not really.
Okay.
Both of you have done, so both of you are Knight Riders?
Sorry?
Okay, shit.
So both of you, have you been with a black guy before?
Yes.
Did you guys go back and celebrate in Hungary?
Like, we did it!
No.
It was on a bucket list.
You had to do it, right?
Yeah, you were like, I gotta do this.
It's not a boat we have to do it, actually.
It was not the first time for me in Miami with a black guy.
Oh, shit.
See?
I told you, that last trip was fun, huh?
We don't really have it in Hungary.
Now you have it here.
Shorty on the far left got delectable feet.
What the fuck?
W for letting them juicy dogs loose on the pod.
I see women's asses tits more than feet nowadays.
WFNF. Nigga, what?
What does he mean?
Fuck that.
What does he mean, bro?
All right.
Momotion one.
Yo, she hit her feet.
She hit her feet.
Yeah, you weirdos, man.
Ready for fresh tomorrow in rush hour four.
Raggedy Nose, 2.
Albino Pig, 1.
Russian Spy, 3.
Bleach Cardi B, 2.
Nigga called the door of the Explorer.
Fine.
Pink Barney, 3.
Loose Weight Hippo.
And then Lisp on Meth, 1.
What the fuck, bro?
Alright, Dr.
Sticks.
Any of you guys have anything you want to say back to that guy?
Was it a guy or a girl?
Roast him, man.
Roast him.
I think it was a dude.
We love him, too.
Oh, my God.
What did you say?
We have what?
We love him, too.
We love him, too.
Fantastic.
We love him, too.
Men have sexual needs regardless.
He's following a lot of Instagram whores.
That's a symptom of his woman not fulfilling said needs.
What would you do if you found out after a multi-year relationship WFNF? Bro, they wouldn't give a fuck, bro.
They leave it, nigga.
Or they're going to still lose respect for you.
That's just weird, bro.
That's a better way to put it.
They're going to lose respect for you.
Lavon, question for ladies.
What unique benefits does a man get when they decide to marry you versus them remaining your boyfriend?
None.
Yeah, they...
DM for the truth.
Get the likes up.
W, no OF, panel Chris.
Shout out to you, Chris.
And then, happy CEO network from Ariel Blanco.
Shout out to Ariel Blanco, man.
Repeal the 19th.
Ladies, would you date a 5'6 man if he was successful and checks all your boxes?
Bro, why are you asking for this permission, man?
But it's fine.
5'6?
Yep.
Okay.
All you guys?
If he checks all your boxes, but he's short.
5'6".
He's short.
How tall are you?
Yeah, short.
Sorry, we don't know in foods in Hungary.
We have centimeters.
Fuck.
Can someone do a quick little metric system conversion for the Europeans?
So I'm like 5'4".
So he says...
I'm like 5'4".
Neglected her because he couldn't stand her lips for another day.
I think she left him.
You left him, right?
Katie?
No, she said it was mutual.
She said it was mutual.
Who divorced to, though?
Because you guys were actually married.
Someone had to initiate the divorce.
We're actually just separated.
Still married.
Yeah.
She definitely doesn't want him.
I don't know.
Wait, who said that?
You said that?
Yeah.
Smartest thing you've said all night.
How do you know?
Okay.
These Hungarian chicks are full of shit.
Acting like nuns, Switzerland is visited and full of rich dudes.
They for sure got paid for travels and went on their knees.
Just check their Instas lying through a forest.
Okay.
He's trying to say that you guys met rich guys that paid for your trips.
What do you guys want to respond to that?
No, we don't.
You guys have never had a guy pay for anything?
They don't believe because we are looking pretty, we can just be selling our pictures or something like that, right?
So they don't believe.
I don't care about these kind of people.
You guys get that a lot?
Seems like you guys are frustrated by this.
So many times and I'm really tired of this.
Where do they say this to you?
On Instagram?
No, no, no, even if I work.
For example, now we were in Switzerland in a festival I was working.
I knew a DJ in Switzerland since eight years I worked in Switzerland and he was always playing in the bars where I was working.
He came to the bar and I was working.
I was serving him drinks, okay, I talked to him because I knew him for eight years.
And after he started to ask me like, how is it possible that you are traveling so much?
Now you are going to Miami?
How is it possible?
And I was in my working shift at like 10 hours and he asked me this and he said he have just only two options.
For sure I'm selling my pictures in OnlyFans or somewhere in some page.
Or I have a rich boyfriend.
And I said, what do you think?
I would work here in this fucking festival and I just make my own money.
That is true.
But they don't believe.
They don't believe.
If they were doing that, they would work a regular job.
What's the point?
Am I stupid to stand there and I have these veins in my feet because of the fucking service?
It's tips.
Big tips.
All right, Chris, thank you for your European accent.
Whoever divorces for non-legitimate reasons should have to pay child support or alimony.
If you leave the family home, you're out and everyone else stays intact.
Divorce laws are shit.
Sounds good on paper, bro.
That's never going to happen.
Please show your socks.
It was.
What the fuck, nigga?
Okay.
Lord Lightskin goes, in honor of today's PR of 225, bench eight reps for four sets, I'm going to send 360 from our ladies on the panel.
Also, like the video Ninja Watchers.
Thank you, bro.
Edgemo goes, white dress in the middle getting ran through while Ukrainian boyfriend getting shot through.
Goddamn, nigga.
Goddamn.
You fucked up.
You never had a Ukrainian boyfriend, right?
I had.
Oh, shit.
Okay, ouch.
Hopefully he's still alive.
You said you spoke to him a couple weeks ago, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
They all say men cheat, but they don't understand all men got to eat.
Kings flirt with many and don't fall in love with any.
If he's a broke peasant, he doesn't deserve a pass, but at least he got that ass.
If you don't want to know, shut the fuck up and let it go.
Okay, with the rhymes.
Okay, with the bars.
Okay.
Okay.
A happy woman means a miserable man, but a happy man means her woman is happy by default.
Patrice O'Neill.
Patrice O'Neill facts.
Percival goes, since you said a man doesn't show loyalty with sexual fidelity, let's say you wanted to have fun with another girl, there should be some kind of investment time or money.
What amount of either or both would you consider a breach of loyalty?
Wait, what?
I don't know if we have time to answer that one, my friend.
Next.
Starks.
Starks goes, shout out to FNF. If it wasn't for y'all, I wouldn't have come to learn Kay was a loser and needed to do better.
Join the real world.
Got my first client less than 48 hours only from here.
Shout out to you, man.
Let's go.
Alright, last thoughts for the ladies?
Ray Elliott, last one here.
As a feminist, I'm convinced all you bitches are autistic.
Let's play a game, two truths and a lie.
One of these has to be about your sexual past and the only girls guess which are true.
I don't know if we have time for that, man.
Next time, brother.
Alright.
We got you.
Okay, ladies.
Alright, last thoughts on the show?
Thoughts on the show.
Hate it, love it.
Comments, questions.
Shoot.
How was the show for you?
This was fun.
It was my first time ever doing anything like this.
It was cool.
You did a great job.
I was kidding.
Kind of.
Yeah.
Kind of.
Kind of.
Love, I'm always glad to be back.
Glad to have you back as well.
For you.
I love it.
I just love to be here.
Everything's so respectful.
Girls.
Does your boyfriend like you coming on?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Well, we just did him a big favor.
I think you do a good job.
She about to cook extra hard today.
Yeah.
Well, tomorrow.
I'm sure he's proud of you, so that's good.
Yeah, I hate him.
What about you?
I love to be here and actually it was also nice to share our experiences with everybody and to hear also from everybody the other experiences.
Thank you for coming.
Hopefully you're not Captain though.
Captain about what?
Lifestyle.
But maybe tell the truth.
What about you?
It was a nice experience and I'm thankful for that.
Don't lie, you hate us.
Tell us the truth.
You can say I hated it.
It's fine.
It's fine.
How dare you?
What about you?
It was cool.
It was a good experience.
Are you going to accept the cheating from the next guy?
Later discussion.
I don't know.
It's cool, cuz?
It's cool, cuz.
What?
Fantastic.
What about you?
What are your thoughts, disagreements, last thoughts?
Loading.
I liked it.
You guys are funny.
Thank you.
What was the funniest part?
Xanax.
The whole thing.
Shrooms.
I don't know.
No, okay, be honest.
What do you take?
What did I take from it?
No, what drug?
No, honestly, I am a little slow.
Like, that's how I am.
That's why we're friends.
Genuinely, yeah.
I'm being pretty patient.
Like, I genuinely, like...
What's your, like, diagnosis?
I don't know.
I definitely, I think I have selective hearing, but sometimes it's hard for me to process things.
Bro.
Okay.
Until she needs 500 bucks.
Then she has everything.
We'll just...
I got it!
$100 denominations?
Fantastic.
Thank you.
That's actually easier.
Actually, I prefer 20s.
Drugs?
It's easier.
Weed?
Ah, I'll be there.
Alright, what about you?
This was fun.
Yeah, it's interesting.
It's fun.
Wakako anak.
What was that, Mo?
What does that mean?
He's speaking tree language.
Yeah, what is that?
What does that say?
He said, what was that?
You got all this good stuff.
I'm basically saying like Filipino for like, yo, don't do me like that.
Filipino for this?
This nigga.
Okay, so that's it?
That's all you have to say?
Ray Elliott says, scientists say there's a strong correlation between autism and narcissism.
For the Swiss ovary that called her ex a narcotic, if you can't define the word narcissist, you're probably both.
Goddamn.
Because she called her boyfriend a narcissist.
Yeah, he was.
You have anything you want to say back?
He's saying you're the narcissist.
Yeah, I said maybe I am too.
How many of you have a picture of yourself as your screensaver on your phone?
No.
None of you?
Don't lie.
No.
None of you have a photo of yourself as the phone lock?
No.
Do you, Katie?
It's me and someone else.
Oh!
Wait, who's the someone else?
My kid.
Oh.
Okay, I'll give that a pass.
I'll give that a pass.
Wait, which one?
The little boy.
What about the other one?
She's on, like, the other screen.
That's fucked up, man.
Like, when you, like, open it.
Oh, okay, okay.
But, to be fair, it's just a picture of her.
So she gets to be alone in the picture, but that one's not the one you see at first.
So it's kind of, like, hands up.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright.
I'll give a pass to that if it's your kid.
But yeah, I've noticed when girls have pictures of themselves as a lock screen, something's wrong.
They're fucking narcissists to the max.
Me!
Yeah, facts.
Alright, cool.
Guys, it's a drive-dead time, so we gotta get...
Who's going to the club after this?
I want to identify who the corporates are, goddammit.
Chris rushing me like Moscow, man.
Alright guys, we're going to close this thing out.
We'll be back on Wednesday.
Don't worry guys about the video things.
I already made an order for some new shit, so hopefully it comes in soon.
Spend a lot of money on it, so we'll see what happens.
We'll catch you guys back here on Wednesday for After Hours and Red Pill Wednesday.
Love y'all.
Like the video.
Shout out to y'all.
Peace.
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