Had some funny things happen right before we went live.
But real quick announcements for guys.
Number one, rumble.com slash freshfit.
As you guys know, that is home base.
So if you guys want to see us, if we ever do get cancer, you'll know exactly where to find us.
Rumble.com slash freshfit.
That is home base for Fresh and Fit.
And then also, calcoclub.tv.
You guys want to see what went down prior to the show.
You know, the pre-show stuff that...
I see in the team record.
Check us out over there on CastleClub.tv.
We had an off-screen Chris Castle, actually.
It was hilarious.
You want to tell them what happened, Chris?
Well, hold on, hold on.
Quick announcement.
Do your CEO thingy.
Guys, once again, man.
You want a brotherhood?
You want success?
You want to come better in life?
Join the network, man.
We've got tons of mentors in there.
Wes Watson, Mr.
Organic himself, Batman Cavill, Kevin Tobias.
I'll teach you about e-commerce, marketing, and success, man.
So hop in there, learn about success, and do better for yourself.
See you guys in there.
Legendary.
Alright, bam.
And then check me out, guys, on my Twitter.
I just made it.
It's Unplugged Fit X. On there I go and talk about certain topics that I might not necessarily talk about on YouTube.
I'm trying to get this thing to 100K, man, so go ahead and check me out on Twitter.
I'm tweeting quite a bit.
I actually tweeted a bit about what just happened before the show, which I'll let Chris go ahead and expand on that a little bit.
But yeah, guys, check me out over there on Twitter, man.
Let's get to 100K before the end of the year.
Just made it.
Let's go!
And yeah, just go back in time a little bit.
So, as you guys know, I have a team that hosts girls, right?
Long story short, I had someone new that brought her to the show.
So she came, you know what, I'm coming to the show.
She thought it was a Zoom call, her dumbass man.
So I said, alright, get ready.
You know, don't worry, I'll give you a little bit more time to get ready to come on to the show.
So when I saw her downstairs...
This girl had a hat on, right?
So I'm like, yo, what are you doing?
Like, what's going on with you?
And then, oh, yeah, you mean I'm with other girls?
What's going on?
So she walked up.
She's about 40 years old.
I don't know how old she was, but she had wrinkles and whatever.
So she came in already entitled.
She saw the other girls.
She probably got intimidated, right?
So as you may know, locals, if you watch Locals, I tell the girls, hey, let me line you up to these as I need to see features so they look good on camera, right?
Right?
So you guys, the chat couldn't say, all right, Chris, man, why are you bringing this world to three or four?
Whatever.
It is what it is.
She got offended and was like, you know what?
I don't like the way how you talk to me.
I thought that's about titties and ass.
Bro.
How dare you?
Yo, Miss Organic was faster than me, man.
Yo, he said the door's outside right there.
Yeah, you got to go.
Door's right there.
No insubordination.
Yeah, man.
And, hey, we didn't bat an eye.
We told her to fucking leave.
I sure was shocked.
Yeah.
I was talking about that on the thing.
Like, imagine, like, you're just so entitled where you have an opportunity to, like, come in and, like, put yourself out there, and then you fuck it up because you're like, oh, I don't like that he said titties and ass.
Like, bruh.
And obviously he was joking.
I mean, the guy's saying it would laugh.
No, and Marin, she knows you.
Yeah, that was a little weird.
She came up to me right before.
It's like, oh, hey, remember me?
me and I was like you fucked her mind no that's why I don't remember that's why I don't remember I was like oh yeah we met through Brandon I was like, like, four years ago.
Yeah, four years ago.
Anyway.
Okay.
So, yeah, anyway.
But that happened before the show.
Yeah.
But what about further ado?
Chris, are you finished or no?
Yes, I'm done.
Awesome.
Ladies, if you don't mind.
You didn't say about how to get in contact if they want to come on the show, bro.
Aaron C. Parkson on IG. Make sure if you're entitled, don't come on.
Perfect.
Alright, thanks Chris.
Who's a professional producer ever.
I know, right?
I'm such a nigga, man.
Ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dig status, and if you want to, of course.
Your body count.
And we're going to start right here.
Welcome back.
Hey, y'all!
Uh-oh.
Hey, y'all.
I'm Dominique.
I'm 20.
I'm an entrepreneur, but I'm working on becoming a flight attendant.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
20?
And then where are you from originally?
Jamaica.
What do you do for it?
Entrepreneur.
So what specifically?
Can you spell entrepreneur?
Yes.
E-P-E-U-R-A-N-U-R? No, Jamaica.
No, Jamaica.
I tried.
I tried.
It's the try.
It's the try.
I don't got to spell it correctly.
It's the try.
Period.
If you are one, you should put a spell at least.
Can you spell it?
Yeah.
Spell it.
It's right there on the screen.
Ah!
Somebody say it!
Okay, so when you say entrepreneur, what do you have?
What kind of business is it?
I mean, I used to work as a Starbucks manager, but now I'm kind of fiddling in online businesses and trying to get into that.
Does that have something to do with your vagina?
No, no.
Just checking.
Okay, so you're an entrepreneur because you fiddle around with online businesses.
Okay, that makes sense.
She's a professional fiddler.
And then, what's your relationship status?
I have a partner.
Oh, partner.
Okay, how long have you been together?
Eight months.
Okay.
That was a weird way to rephrase it.
I have a partner?
Yeah.
So is that your boyfriend or husband or what?
Or is it your girlfriend?
That's my partner.
Oh, shit.
Partner in crime.
Is it a girl?
Yes.
No, it's a guy.
Oh.
How'd y'all meet?
We met here in Miami.
Like at a club?
At a bar?
No.
Yeah, sure.
Yes, we actually met at a bar.
Oh, so y'all fucking...
It was sweet!
It was like love at first sight.
I bet it was.
I believe you.
I have so many questions, but I'm going to leave you for later on.
Okay, alright then.
Are your parents still together?
My parents?
Yeah, are they still together?
Nope.
Does that matter?
What does that have to do with you?
We're trying to get your background.
Therapy session question.
No, they're not together.
Makes sense.
When did they divorce?
Like, how old were you?
I was a baby.
Okay.
You said, I want to go into Corinth, so I want to get some milk.
Well, Chris?
Never came back.
Never came back.
Oh, by the way, rest of the piece, my daddy passed away.
Did he?
Yeah.
When?
Two days ago.
Damn.
I'm sorry, man.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Well, you're not trolling, right?
No, I'm serious.
What's he doing?
R.I.P. to him.
He left and never came back, so I was like...
So fuck him.
I thought he was already gone.
What about you?
He's crazy.
What's your name?
My name is Nagi.
Oh, it's Nagi?
Elvira.
Sorry, I thought you said Nagi.
It's what?
I didn't even say my name, and I already got laughed at.
Morticia Adams.
I thought you said Nagy or Maggie.
Okay, what is it?
What's your name?
My name is Mariam Magdalena.
Okay.
Come closer to the mic.
Lean in, baby.
Lean into that motherfucker, baby.
Your mouth on it.
Not on it, but damn near.
Yeah, lean into that motherfucker, baby.
Miriam.
Okay, how old are you, Miriam?
I'm 31.
Okay, where are you from originally?
You mean my parents are where I grow up?
Where did you grow up?
I grew up in Holland, in Europe.
Okay.
Alright.
And then, what do you do for work?
I'm a feminine energy coach.
Okay.
And I have a dream, and that's also why I'm here.
Okay.
You had a dream?
Beautiful.
I have a dream.
I want to start an online school for women.
Something similar like Andrew Tate has for Little Lions.
Haram!
I want that for women.
Little lions?
For little lions.
He's raising, fostering little lions.
Little men that are becoming masculine.
Okay.
I really like that.
Little calls him little lions.
She has a dream.
I think it's beautiful, by the way.
But I taught you a word before.
Can you repeat the word?
I'm not gonna repeat that.
I'm just gonna talk about my dream.
That's way more inspiring.
Okay, so you're a feminine energy coach and you're trying to do like maybe a feminine academy or some kind?
Exactly.
So this is what I want and this is what I've envisioned is to inspire and teach women to reclaim their feminine energy and return back to their essence as surrender.
Okay.
What is your highest education level completed?
I have a bachelor.
In what?
In economics.
Okay.
Did you get it here in America or back in Holland?
No, in Holland.
Okay.
And then what's your relationship status?
I'm divorced.
Okay.
I'm also a mother.
My daughter is almost eight years old.
Okay.
How long have you been divorced for now?
Five years.
Five years.
Okay.
Is that why you wear the veil over your face?
Yeah, she's RIP. No, I'm wearing the veil because I like it.
Just out of curiosity, is he from Holland, I'm assuming?
Originally he's not, but he's grown up in Holland just like I. Like we have parents that come from, that are immigrants, but we were grown up.
Where'd they immigrate from?
Well, my ex-husband.
Well, you.
Me.
My dad is from Pakistan and my mom is from Russia.
Okay.
But I was like six when we came to Holland.
Okay.
Did you go out Muslim or no?
My dad is a Muslim, yes.
And he's not so strict.
Okay.
But I was raised with values and honor and dignity.
Okay.
And that also...
What's going on, Kevok?
I don't know.
Kevo, what's your plan again to come to America?
No, so she told me her plan was to be like, in short terms, she's trying to just find a trick.
Yeah, a trick to finance her academy so she could take the money and go buy a Rolls Royce.
Oh, did you know that?
Not the Rolls Royce.
What's wrong with that?
She said she came to America to find a trick.
White Tesla.
White Tesla.
Yeah.
See that?
But if I say that, nobody's going to sponsor me.
So if I say I want to go to an academy...
It's got to be professionally said on a holiday.
But they already got me, like, oh, you're too smart.
We're saving our people.
So you said you're divorced.
Who initiated the divorce, you or him?
Both, together.
There always has to be one person that initiates legally.
Was it you?
I think it was me, but we were in mutual agreement.
I still respect him.
He's a good man, but we learned the lessons that we had to learn together.
We couldn't stay together anymore because we had an agreeable perceptions on life.
Okay.
Are your parents still together?
No.
Okay.
When did they divorce?
I think they divorced around six or seven years ago.
Oh, okay.
So you had them for your whole adult life.
Yeah.
Okay.
I love my parents.
All right.
Cool.
Did your mom divorce your dad or did he divorce her?
My mom divorced my dad.
He was so loyal.
He would just stay with her.
Did that inspire you?
Because you divorced right around the same time as your parents.
No, they divorced one year prior.
Yeah, I think it kind of affected.
Did it influence you?
And subconsciously maybe did, like my mother liberating her from a marriage where she wasn't completely fulfilled or happy gave me, I think, also a sign that I could do that too if I'm not entirely happy in my marriage.
Okay.
Alright, there's a lot to unpack there, but I guess we can come back to it.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hola.
Mi nombre es, or my name is Astrid Hayen.
Okay.
I'm from Panama.
Okay.
How old are you, Astrid?
Excuse me?
How old are you?
Twenty-eight.
Twenty-eight.
And you said you're from Panama?
Yes, sir.
What part of Panama are you from?
De la ciudad.
Bless you.
City center.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
All right.
And then what do you do for work?
I am a doctor, graduated from China, and currently working on my family business.
I'm a PhD.
So you're a doctor back in Panama?
No.
I graduated from China.
I came here, but then I started working on my dad's business.
Okay.
So you were a doctor in China?
Yes.
Currently doing my USMLE so I can practice here.
Okay.
Interesting.
So where did you do your undergrad and everything?
China.
Okay, so you did all of your collegiate stuff in China?
Yes, sir.
Was it an English school?
Chinese.
Oh.
Can you speak Chinese?
Mandarin?
- - Go for it, go for it.
- - Oh my God. - - - - That was fantastic.
So that is unique.
How...
How did a girl from Panama end up in China being a doctor?
Well, my dad used to make a lot of business in China since 2004.
What does your dad do?
He sells socks.
We produce fabric and make socks for Latin America.
Oh, so does your dad like run a company that mass makes the fabric that's used for socks?
No, we produce socks.
So we get the product, we go to factories, we make the socks, any type of socks that you want, soccer, school socks, anything, any color.
Is your dad's business headquartered out of China?
No, Panama.
Okay.
But where is it?
It's made in Panama and everything?
Made in China.
It's factories in China.
Okay.
So y'all got factories in Panama and you guys got factories in China.
Correct.
Okay.
Now that makes sense.
So your dad is a very successful businessman that has...
Thank God.
Okay.
I'm glad y'all were making socks for Africans.
I was trying to figure out how do you end up as a Panamanian and being a Chinese doctor, but now it makes sense that you would be...
Your dad is a real entrepreneur.
Okay.
All right.
He made me fall in love with you.
He's smart though, that's a cold business.
That's big time.
So you went ahead, you became a doctor, what are we talking, like pediatrician?
No, family doctor.
Family doctor, so first line, okay.
And then after you did that, how long in China does it take to be a doctor?
Seven years.
So you do your undergrad, then three years of med school?
No, I did one year of Chinese language, which is from Monday to Saturday, from 8 to 5 in the afternoon, a whole year.
And then after I did that, I had to take some exams to be able to get into university.
I got there, I did five years, and then I did after that one year of medical work.
So I did...
Oh, so they have a way more streamlined process than us.
Yes.
Because here it's like 10 years damn near.
It's like four years, then you got to go med school for like four years.
Yeah, but we have like subjects per semester.
We have around eight to nine subjects.
It's extremely hardcore.
Did you date at all while you were in China?
I did.
I have a very successful story, thank God.
Oh, that's a blessing.
Yes, sir.
That's good.
Okay, so you're a doctor over there, but you're back in the States now helping your father.
I'm doing currently my USMLE, so I can practice here in the US. Okay.
Yeah, but in the meantime, since I'm not working, I'm doing my father's business.
You're helping him?
Yeah, so I'm doing all of that.
Does he have factories here in the US too or no?
Probably soon enough.
Okay, alright then.
Alright, so, what's your, well, okay, I was going to say highest education level completed, but I guess the med school in China would be the highest?
Pretty much.
Yeah, med school in China.
And then, relationship status?
Happily married.
Okay, how long have you been married for?
Four years.
Congrats.
Thank you.
I met him in China, actually.
Is he a Chinese guy?
No, he's German.
Okay, well, alright.
Can you say something in Chinese, Mandarin?
Hi, my name is Ashen Ryder.
I'm now in America to talk to you.
Wait!
Can you order me some food real quick?
Chicken for the rice!
Are your parents still together?
Yes.
How long have they been married for?
About 30 years.
What about you?
What's your name?
Hey y'all!
Nah, I'm not one of them.
My name is Jasmine.
I'm 20.
What was the other thing?
Where are you from?
Tampa.
813, baby.
Okay, red flag?
Not red flag.
She ain't one of them?
Okay.
What do you do for it?
I'm a cosmetologist, also I'm a content creator, OnlyFans, Eyes444 Candy, Baby Don't Play.
And by night?
So you are one of them!
Okay, but I carry myself like I'm not.
So you wouldn't know.
Don't matter how you carry her.
You are what you are in this world.
You are what you are.
It's okay, though.
What's your highest education level completed?
High school.
Okay.
Cool.
And then you said you're a cosmetologist, too, right?
Mm-hmm.
So cosmetologist by day and then OF at night, I guess?
Mm-hmm.
That's a moat.
That's a moat.
Goddamn.
What's the moat?
What's the moat?
That's a moat.
It don't need to be sad, but, you know.
Okay.
Sell the pussy, everybody.
Who wants a moat?
I did not say that.
But y'all subscribe to my OnlyFans.
Everybody get a piece.
OnlyFans.
Would you pay for that?
What do you mean, pay?
Like how I pay?
No, yeah, for that.
Oh, that's not my, you know.
Not like that, you know.
If you want somebody else, will.
You talking about the, like the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No.
Oh, no, I'm not talking about that.
Not like that.
No.
What are you talking about?
Get $100.
Oh, amazing.
She might fluff it a little bit.
Fluff it.
She might.
What's your relationship status?
I'm taking.
Okay, how long have you been together?
Almost two years.
That's good.
He got stomped down, Pimp.
He got you motherfucking in pocket, baby.
Right on that motherfucking back hip, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Where you gotta be when it's time to be.
Bring me that fee, bitch.
Are your parents still together?
Whatever your heart desires.
Are your parents still together?
I got two sets of parents, so my mom and her husband are still together, my mom and my dad, and then my dad and my mom, my other mom.
Okay, so both your biological parents are now in successful relationships, but they're not together anymore.
Yeah, for over like 15 years, both of them.
Wow.
They all been together for, not all, but you know what I'm trying to say, like two separate relationships.
No, no, I understand that, but how long have your biological parents been divorced?
They never was married.
They never got married.
Oh, never got married, period.
Nope.
Not at all.
They just had you in this.
No, they had my sister, too.
My older sister.
Okay, so they were together for a short period of time, and then they went and got other relationships.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
And then you said you've been in a relationship with your guy for two years.
What does he do?
He was in the military.
Military?
Okay.
What does he think about OF? Is he cool with it?
Of course, he's going to support me.
I support him.
He an old head?
No.
You're 20.
How old is he?
23.
Okay.
You support him?
Yeah.
With everything he do.
Of course.
Who's making the most money, you or him?
Him.
Okay.
From her.
Duh.
Come on, buddy.
Don't you know what's going on?
I'm not saying that.
Y'all is assuming, baby.
Only fans, girls make more than guys in the military.
I didn't say he's in the military.
He was.
He do what he do now.
See?
Listen, brother, I know the game, brother.
Y'all are assuming I never said that.
So, does he have a job now?
Yeah.
What does he do now?
What he do.
She don't want to say it.
Shout out to him, man.
What's his name?
Goldflake.
Goldflake?
Shout out to Goldflake, man.
What's that song?
Bitch better have my money.
All right.
Fantastic.
What about you?
What's your name?
Welcome back.
My name is Hannah.
A lot of people know me as Bayes Art, but I'm an artist.
I'm 28.
No, I'm 27.
Okay, where are you from originally?
I'm from Florida.
My dad's Puerto Rican and my mom's Arabic.
All right, what part of Florida?
Um, like, I would say New Orlando.
Okay, Central Florida?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, you said your mom is Puerto Rican and your dad's Arabic?
Where's he from?
No, opposite.
Oh, mom is Arab and your dad's Puerto Rican.
Mm-hmm.
Where's your mom from?
She's just Arabic.
Oh shit.
What country?
I don't want to say it.
Oh shit.
What's going on right now, huh?
Is she Palestinian?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Man, be proud, man.
What the fuck, man?
I didn't know if it was a trigger word.
No, no, no.
It's the other one.
It's the other side that you...
Fuck everything up.
My family came from Palestine in 1948, and then my dad's from San Juan, Puerto Rico.
Yes, I saw him.
1948, that was an interesting year for...
Alright, we're on YouTube.
I won't say nine, but okay.
Alright, so what do you do for work?
You said artist, right?
Yes, I'm a painter, and I just had my grand opening for my shop.
Congratulations on that.
Alright, Bible coming up.
Yeah.
Congratulations on that.
Thank you.
Oh yeah, I remember, lie detector.
Yeah.
Okay.
Highest education level completed.
Associate of Arts.
Okay.
And then, relationship status?
I'm single now.
Oh, wow!
What happened after the show?
What happened?
You know.
She has some serious questions, I guess.
Well, just so you know, here's a video about BBWs.
I love BBWs, baby.
You might like that.
That pussy be extra goddamn warm.
You hear me?
I love a good BBW. Give it to me, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I need that.
Let me get some of that BBW meatery.
Stuff that turkey.
Yeah, gotta stuff that turkey.
Eat that shit, nigga.
Happy Halloween.
Fill the jack-o-lantern.
Who's your...
Are your parents still together?
They're still together?
They've been together for like 35 years.
No way!
That's a long time.
Is your mom Muslim or is she Catholic Palestinian?
She's Christian.
Is she a Christian Palestinian?
Okay.
Man, free Palestine, bro.
Free Palestine.
That's so sweet.
I love y'all.
The world knows what's up.
What about you?
What's your name?
Angelica.
Okay.
How old are you, Angelica?
I'm 25, almost 26.
Okay.
Where are you originally from?
Venezuela.
Okay.
What part of Venezuela are you from?
Mérida.
What is it?
Mérida?
Mérida, yeah.
Okay.
All right.
What do you do for work?
I'm a manager in a medical center.
Okay.
And then, high education level completed?
High school.
Alright.
Here in America or back in Venezuela?
Back in Venezuela.
In Venezuela.
Alright.
Relationship status?
Single.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
And then, are your parents still together?
No.
Okay, when did they divorce?
Since I... I remember, like...
Okay, since you've been...
Okay, so over 25 years.
Maybe last, like, 20 years.
20 years?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Alright.
Cool.
Guest of honor.
Yes.
Please tell us who you are.
You guys are just yourself.
I'm going to start off.
I have no fear.
Mr.
Organic is here.
A.K.A. J.D.R. Jarvis Dante Rivers.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just here to represent for the real deal individuals that stand up, be themselves, love themselves, give money, give fly.
You know what I'm saying?
And give respect to those that respect themselves, you know?
Unlimited, man.
It's unlimited, bro.
If I try to count, we'd be here all day, man.
You know what I'm saying?
The God.
It's over 9,000!
slash entrepreneur, porn star.
I do a little bit of everything, man.
This guy, bro.
Body count is probably 50,000.
There we go.
Yeah, about 50,000.
Wait, wait, wait.
All right, man.
Wilt, you got some competition today, brother.
Yeah, it's busting.
All right, fantastic.
They're pointing you to shame, Fresh.
Listen, man, I'm good.
Freshman, you're in the house, you said, right?
I am saved.
Freshman puttin' in work, though.
I've been around a couple days.
They're like, damn, man.
Hey, man, chill up.
I'm fresh.
Can we just, cause you know, they looked at me when I said 50,000.
Yeah.
I mean, I could just say five people, right?
And we can, is my word against, right?
Yeah.
That's what girls do.
I can cap like they cap.
Just say whatever you want to say.
I don't care.
Gold King.
That's funny.
So, I'll read the chats unless you guys want to kick it off with a question.
Oh, cool.
Read the chats first.
Read the chats first.
You guys got to give the guests the first writer.
We appreciate your brother.
Death to my hate.
Only men love for real.
Myron Gaines.
Facts, bro.
You know what it is.
Girls love opportunistically.
Okay, we got Brandon here goes, 20 making roughly 25-30k a year landscaping.
I go to the gym five times a week and I'm on break with my girl.
She felt controlled and she can't trust me.
There's no contact.
The way to go.
I need some help.
Bro, you got to understand whenever a girl says I'm on and she wants a break from you, that means she wants a break from you so she can talk to somebody else.
100%.
He's already in there.
He's already in there, bro.
The relationship's over, bro.
Just end it.
And honestly, you make it 25-30k a year, bro.
You're a brokie right now.
You gotta make more money, man.
You worry about the wrong things.
That bitch don't want you.
You shouldn't want her.
Go want some money.
What the fuck wrong with this guy?
Yeah, man.
God bless you, though.
You broke as fuck.
Yeah, man.
You got other shit you gotta worry about, man.
For sure.
It's gonna make 2K a month, man.
Yeah.
God's 6969.
Good luck tonight, gents.
I hope everyone brain cells and hair follicles will be safe.
And to the blood bank bandit in the bank, get ready to mute mics.
Oh, they're talking about Mo.
Okay, camp two times.
Women are like roller coasters.
The wait is long, but the ride is short.
If she makes you wait, you shall never get a chance to mate.
If she smiles a lot around you, and she starts cheesing her, wants to pleasing.
Her cat wants to pleasing.
Oh, her cat wants to pleasing.
Okay, I see what you mean by that.
Camp two times with the...
This thing is like Shakespeare or some shit.
Literally.
Jojo Ja.
My buddy had a female best friend in high school.
Hasn't seen her in nine years, but now she's trying to get back into his life.
He's 27, make 80K a year.
She'd be suspicious.
Yes.
Of course, bro.
Back then, they didn't want me, now I'm hot.
They all on me, bro.
What's the agenda?
Yeah, figure out why.
Cam2Times goes, ladies, ask yourself, if you're here to meet that dream man you desire today or when you walk out the door, do you think you would be ready for him?
Is there anything that you need to work on about yourself for him?
That's not a bad question.
I'll start here with Ms.
Venezuela.
If your dream man came to you right now, are you ready for him?
Or do you have work to do?
What was that?
It was too fast, sorry.
If your dream man, you know, el hombre, comes to you today and says to you, I want you.
Are you ready for that man?
Yeah.
So you get nothing to work on at all?
No.
So you're perfect.
10 out of 10.
No, I'm not perfect, but I'm ready to work on it, like, together.
No, no, but what issues do you have right now that might stop you from getting your dream man?
Anything at all?
Maybe your attitude?
Do you cook well?
So why are you single?
Because...
I know I broke up with my boyfriend, like, one year ago, and it was a long relationship, and I don't know, I just...
So one year you're not doing shit?
It's not like that.
You just find someone and that's it.
So you're perfect then?
I'm not perfect, but I don't know.
Who broke up the last relationship, you or him?
Me.
Why, because it was long distance?
No, because I got bored.
I'm actually curious.
Why were you bored?
What was he doing that was kind of like, you know what, I'm tired of this guy.
Why were you bored?
Just for the audience to know.
I was tired of a 50-50 relationship.
Oh, he had to pay half.
So when they go out to eat, he got to get half.
If they buy Chinese food and it's $20, he got to get $10.
And gas is $20, he got to get $10.
She was like, fuck that.
I want what I see on Instagram.
Isn't it interesting that going half and half bores women?
That's crazy.
So bored.
That's the first thing she said, too.
I think he was bored, too, by the way.
That makes me want to go harder in life.
Yes, sir.
So your next man has to pay the full bill.
Yeah.
What about you?
I have things to work on.
Give us top two.
I think being more mindful of my partner.
That's the top one.
We know there's one you need to work on.
No, I was playing with you.
I like BBWs.
I don't know what you're saying, Chris.
Actually, no, I'm perfect.
Just kidding.
You ended the last one with the last guy?
Yeah.
What happened after the pod?
You went over to him and told him this isn't going to work?
No, I just wasn't feeling it.
I don't know.
I'm not going to stay somewhere where I'm not.
I appreciate it.
There's a lot of men out here.
Hold on.
Did he watch the podcast at all?
Did he watch the podcast?
He did.
Yeah, he did.
Was he proud of you?
He's always proud of me.
It wasn't a bad breakup.
It was just like, you know, I need my space right now.
Oh, yeah.
See?
She need her space.
Alright, nigga.
She's like, I could do better.
Check her Instagram.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can see clearly now.
The rain is gone.
No, I haven't been in my DM. I don't have to podcast.
Maybe put a few, not much.
Nothing great.
Check her DM on IG. Watch.
All right.
Okay.
Fantastic.
So nothing to work on other than...
No, I think just being more mindful of what makes my partner happy and how I can please them, because maybe I was selfish a little bit, but you know, I'm young.
A little bit?
It's okay, you're a woman.
Okay.
How old are you again?
I'm 27.
Oh, that ain't young, baby, not for no woman.
Well, young-minded, I guess.
Yeah, there you go.
That was a good one.
What about you?
Um, I have my dream, yeah.
When you met him, but the one needs to work, I do need to work on things, though.
Like what?
Like what she said, I'm gonna eat off that.
She said being more mindful.
What else do you need to work on?
What's the issue in your current relationship now?
To the world, we perfect, baby.
Because he perfect, ain't he?
That boy ain't gonna say no wrong, he watching.
Come on, man.
You getting kicked out, you sleeping outside in the car.
Baby, what?
No, it's not that at all.
I'm just, that's how I really feel.
Okay, name one thing that you can improve to be a better girlfriend, in your opinion, that he's probably critiqued you on.
I'd be getting mad at certain shit.
And then when I get mad...
What pisses you off?
Might be valid.
Anything, though.
When I get mad, I get mad.
And I'm gonna take it there.
But what gets you angry to take it there, though?
Anything.
Like, okay, so basically, I be putting my anger off on him sometimes.
Like, even if something else is affecting me, like, this is my man, I'm supposed to be able to come to you, so like...
Conversation, though, you can't come aggressive.
Yeah, I have to work on my communication skills.
Very, very important.
Yeah.
Seems to me like you don't really love him that much.
What do you mean?
I do.
You do?
I love him wholeheartedly.
Wholeheartedly?
Wholeheartedly.
Wait, so why come I'm angry then?
Nigga, why are you breathing, nigga?
What do you mean?
I'm saying, like, not even just with him.
I'm saying...
So there's nothing he does, it's just...
No.
Yeah, and I put it on him, like, he's supposed to fix all my problems.
That's crazy.
Come on, man.
I just worked all day, came home to get angry face.
Angry bird.
Okay.
No, he not...
Oh.
She said wholeheartedly.
So there's nothing that he does.
It's just sometimes you just have...
No, it is stuff that he...
I mean, nobody's perfect in this world.
I'm just saying, like, a lot of our issues stem from...
You.
Literally, I'm owning it.
I'm owning it.
I like the honesty.
And you're bringing it aggressively.
I asked her first.
What can you do to improve it?
She was like, well, I have an anger problem.
And then I was like, well, we'll get you back.
I was like, him.
I was like, wait, hold on.
What the hell?
Is it the only fans?
No, not at all.
No, she comes home and she takes her anger on him.
Right.
Yeah.
So she can be in traffic.
Even if it's not, like, coming home, like, it could be something that pissed me off.
Like, for example...
My telly right out here, got a little Airbnb.
It got a code.
It wasn't working.
So I'm like, bruh, I'm mad as fuck because I can't get into my telly and nobody's answering the phone.
So I call him like, bruh, I can't get back into my room.
And I'm going off on him because he's like, well, just book a new room.
And I'm like, well, my phone's about to die.
And so then I start going off on him because nigga, that's not going to help me.
That is crazy!
But I know that.
And after, I just hung up.
I was like, you know what?
Let me not do this.
Oh, hell no.
That was you, right?
For sure.
All your problems, I'm just going to put on you.
I'm upset.
What you going to do?
See, for one, we're going to have some communication.
We're going to nip it in the butt right away.
If that place you can't get in is cold, calm down.
You're going to talk to me directly.
I ain't going to come back aggressive at you.
Because you're making me money, as we know.
Goldflake is getting So we're going to make sure she's calm and cool, make sure that room's right.
We've got to get that money tonight.
So we're going to have a nice communication.
We're going to have some understanding.
I'm going to make sure she's going to get another room, and she's going to be taken care of.
Okay?
And she's going to go even harder because I came with that delicate information to her.
You see what I'm saying?
So now she's going to work harder that night.
We're going to get some good money on OnlyFans.
You know what I mean?
I'm thinking about the bag.
I ain't going aggressive when the money's there.
Okay.
No, he don't meet me aggressive, though.
See what I'm saying?
He don't meet me.
He just be like...
So he's not in Miami with you, then?
Maybe.
Oh, wow.
I see why, man.
He's doing it from afar.
He's in Tampa.
Beat buns.
No.
He got her out here working, brother.
That's not the case.
Why would you not go with your girl?
My birthday's on the 9th.
He's going to be out here with me.
Trust that.
Trust that.
I see why, man.
She's crazy as fuck.
It only got to be me with aggression.
It's actually calmer down even more.
Especially, like I say, if they got a particular situation.
So you know what's going on here.
So you gotta actually, you know, be overcome with the situation.
But if it wasn't this situation, in real life, like a girl I'm fucking with for real, any insubordination, your ass out of there.
Don't come calling me.
You hang up on me, your ass is done.
By the time that phone hang up, you already deleted everything out of your fucking life.
You out of here.
Don't you ever hang up on me, disrespect to God.
Sheesh!
Okay, so I'm gonna take notes and not hang up on my man.
Don't ever do that, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
Want me to take over this motherfucking ship?
I love my man.
I love you, baby.
Don't be choosin' over here now, baby.
That's crazy.
That's toxic, man.
It's not toxic.
Fantastic.
So what is it, then?
Nice?
Now you see why I want to start the feminine school.
Girl, you was the...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, because, baby, you was...
Don't take that from her.
No, cause...
Get her, get her.
You was divorced in everything, so what do you mean you're starting that?
You didn't even succeed at what you're trying to teach somebody else.
So how...
Wait.
So how can you teach somebody else something that you didn't even succeed at yourself?
Damn.
Maybe learning from it, but you still have not yet to get that and hold it down.
So you can't do that to me.
Don't do that.
So what are you going to...
She's basically saying, like, you're trying to teach women how to be more masculine and more...
No, more feminine.
Okay, more feminine.
How can you do that if you don't have a successful marriage?
It didn't work for you.
Well, at least I got married as a virgin and I had a marriage for a long time.
And I have a beautiful child and we have a respectful co-parenting relationship.
And yes, we separated because people grow and learn new things and choose new pathways.
Yeah, honey, but if you're in a feminine energy, it doesn't mean that if you're divorced, that means that you failed.
I don't believe in that because I believe in love.
Did it succeed?
Are y'all still together?
It did succeed.
It did not.
It didn't though.
Y'all are not together.
It's over with.
Baby, you failed.
The fact that you're not together doesn't mean...
Game over, baby.
You lost.
It didn't.
You lost the game.
If you want to finesse, I'll teach you how...
if you want to learn how to finesse you act like you should marry come to the knee and just say you're living the best life go grab one of the little biggas off the corner and we still marry I want to respond to the beautiful lady Talk to me.
Talk to me nice.
Sorry.
I'm a little terrible.
It's all good.
Well, you see, you're judging me on something that happened when I got married when I was 20 years old.
You said I'm judging you, but you made a comment after I said what I said, and you said, this is why I want to start my thing, so you judge me first, baby.
Who said that I judged you?
You did, though, but what you said.
This is why, okay, judgment there.
This is why, this is why.
But you spoke on her situation, though.
Exactly.
You probably can't even comprehend my situation.
Damn!
Really, though.
It was nothing negative against you.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Why did you feel addressed in any form of negativity?
Because we talked about her situation and you turned in and said, this is why I'm teaching bitches how to do what I do.
Exactly what you did.
But you don't even know what to do.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Guys, let her speak.
Y'all are just jumping on her.
Let her speak.
I was responding to her hanging up on her boyfriend and showing disrespect, and the guys were bashing her by saying that she did the wrong thing.
And then I said what I said.
Like, this is the reason why I want to start a feminine school, to inspire and teach women what it's like to show respect to the masculine and remain in their own...
Honor and dignity as a feminine and have a more of a balancing and harmonious dynamic from the feminine to the masculine.
It was not a diss.
I'm sorry that you felt like that.
Maybe you felt like that because the guys were making jokes in your side, but I'm on your side.
I'm a woman.
I'm on your side.
I'm here.
I appreciate that so much.
Thank you, Ruby.
Thanks.
There you go.
See communication.
See how that worked, though?
Okay, well, maybe I took it that way because the howl was said after what I said.
But I didn't take no offense to what they said either.
I just thought you were trying to say, like, this is why, like, based off of what you said, this is, yeah, exactly.
Because when he said that, what I say, okay, I'm not going to hang up on my man no more.
But then you said, this is why.
I already fixed the problem.
Man, going on!
I'd have fixed her already, you hear me?
Oh my god.
Interesting.
Because you know why?
What I see in dynamics is actually when a woman respects the masculine, she benefits more in her life.
It's because what I perceive from the masculine energy is that when a man feels honored, respected, And valued and feels your gratitude towards him and what he does for you.
He wants to give the world to you.
Of course.
And we women, we miss out on that because we're stupid.
We don't know how to behave in the presence of a masculine man.
Like, let's be honest, we all...
Where did we get to learn that?
We just have our parents as an example.
Not all of our parents know how to behave.
Go about life, let's be honest.
We don't have a school for it.
We like, yeah, sometimes we maybe come across some motivational speaker on Instagram, but they also sometimes sell you bullshit.
And then they say something smart, and then the rest of it is just crap.
So this is the reason why I think my dream has to come through.
She just called, oh, you're all stupid.
I know.
I said dream.
Okay, what about you?
Well, she's married, so we can say, what's one thing that you think you can improve on for your husband that he's kind of criticized you on?
Or that you did already.
Yeah, that's good.
I mean, there's always room for improvement.
I can always improve, but something specific, I think just being a little more patient.
I'm very short-tempered, but Latinos in general.
Yeah, but he handles.
He handles.
So bad.
Andy knows what's up.
I don't get none of that fiery Latina bullshit.
Okay.
I mean, I don't know.
I disagree with that a little bit.
I think a lot of women say I'm Latina and use that as an excuse.
I don't use that as an excuse.
That's genetic.
I'm not going to sit here and tolerate female fiery.
We are very opinionated, I would say.
Yeah.
I would say for most men it's gonna come out, but for you it won't.
Yeah, I mean, my thing is I think girls say that all the time to excuse poor behavior.
Oh, I'm a fiery Latina.
No, just shut up.
We don't care what you think.
Like, I think more men need to put their foot down with women.
I think a big reason why people say, oh, Latina women are fiery is because guys aren't willing.
Because Latina women are hot, right?
They're not willing to put their foot down and be like, I don't give a fuck who you think, what you think you are.
You're not gonna talk to me like this, but, you know, it is what it is.
Okay, so patience is something you need to work on.
Definitely.
Fair enough.
What does your guy do?
You said he's German, right?
Yes.
What does he do?
Professionally.
He works at Electrodoméstico.
What?
A household appliances company.
So he's an engineer.
Okay.
He's an engineer for...
A company.
For a company.
Gas company.
Okay.
Is he like the breadwinner?
Or do you guys go 50-50?
Like how do y'all...
Well, my money is my money for play money.
Okay.
But his money is our money.
Oh, shit.
That's how it goes.
Yo, yo, yo.
She had that, though.
I like her.
She's like, damn, I need that in my life.
Teach me.
Teach me.
Can you please teach me?
Teach me.
Pay in half.
Oh, my God.
So, since your guy's the breadwinner and you're able to make your money and kind of save it and you don't have to spend it on him, is that kind of why you're kind of like, alright, I got something good here, I need to chill a little bit, work on my patience?
No, it's because I generally care about his feelings.
I actually love him very much.
We met when he was 20.
We met in China.
We have a really nice story.
He is the love of my life.
Okay.
That's so beautiful.
I love that for you.
What's your body count?
What the fuck?
I don't mind answering.
I don't care.
Alright, go ahead.
It's a two.
Two?
Oh, shit.
And my second one is the one I actually married.
Goddamn.
Stop the cat.
Doctor and all this shit, too.
I'm not lying.
I'm just...
I met him when I was 20, so I started when I was 19.
I had my ex.
He was a waste of time.
But then I met my boyfriend, and then we got married.
And you guys were together the whole time, no breaks ever.
No, we don't do that.
As soon as you say, oh, we're going to break up, it is a breakup.
We don't play with that.
Where are you at?
He's at home.
Is he staying in Miami?
Yes, of course.
I don't even live here.
I'm visiting.
Talking about the other girl.
She's here to make money, man.
That's great that you're working on fixing it.
That's good.
A lot of girls are like, take it or leave it.
She knows what she has.
100%.
Respectfully.
What can you improve on for your next man?
Miss Coach.
What can I improve on?
Maybe have a little more patience.
Wow.
You're so on the mic.
How about this?
I will make it easier for you.
What was the biggest complaint from your ex-husband?
Well, we had this thing that I wouldn't speak up, I wouldn't express my feelings because I wanted to keep the peace and then I would just explode after a few weeks and then I would be very emotional and then he would be like, what the fuck?
Okay.
And that was like my biggest mistake.
You'd have pent-up resentment towards him?
Yeah, I had that.
But eventually we resolved that all.
Okay.
We resolved that because I had to resolve that in order to remain in the marriage.
So we resolved that.
That was the biggest thing, I think.
But also another thing is like I wasn't empowered.
So I was really following him in everything he said.
And at some point I felt really disempowered and I felt that I was in some sort of like a submissive role.
But isn't that the role of the woman?
Yes, it is.
Surrender yourself.
It's not when it comes from more of a pleasing energy when you're like young and you're not empowered as a woman, you're just a girl.
And you want to be liked by your husband.
It's different than when you're surrendering because you honor your man, because you honor God, because you're surrendered to God.
And from that empowerment, you surrender to your husband.
And that's a very different energy.
Then you're not coming from lack.
You're coming from abundance.
You're coming from respect.
And in that, you can never build up any resentment towards your husband because you're coming from a very different energy.
So when I was young, I was not coming from a pure energy.
I was just there for my selfish desires to be liked by my husband.
And nowadays, that's different.
Nowadays, it's like I want to be liked by God.
In that, I'm also automatically going to be liked and honored by my future husband.
Okay.
That was just Twilight Zone motherfuckers.
Yeah, I don't even know sound effects.
It's like a different level of conversation on Fit and Fresh, huh?
I'm bringing a different European flavors.
Control, delete.
So I'm trying to...
Yeah, there were a lot of points made.
Let me see if I could summarize this a bit better.
So in your last marriage, you were with him and you were just looking for his validation.
Yes.
And you were submitting to him, but you were doing it from the perspective of I need my husband's validation.
Yes.
What you're saying now is you want to submit, but you're doing it through the authority of loving God and being a religious woman first.
Not a religious, but a godly woman.
Okay.
So now you're doing it through the lens of what religion do you follow?
I don't follow religion.
You're spiritual.
I'm surrendered to God.
No, I'm not spiritual either.
I'm surrendered to God and God only.
The one infinite creator.
Wait, that's spiritual.
Exactly.
That's spiritual though.
Yeah, energy and all that stuff.
No, I'm not about spirituality.
All religions and all paths of spirituality fall into that, but I'm not dividing myself in anything because I see the oneness of all religions and all spiritual paths.
What do you call that denomination?
What do you call that belief?
I call it God.
I don't have a belief.
Surrender is not a belief.
You just say a spirituality.
You don't identify under any religion then.
Spirit doesn't need to be spiritual.
What book do you read?
Bible, Quran?
I have direct alignment with God, so therefore I don't read books.
So I got you!
He's talking to you right now and telling you, be feminine, bitch!
That's actually true!
That was fresh!
- No, let me tell you this.
Like, yo, what up?
- Yo, yo, you can-- - God formulated it different.
He didn't say, like, be feminine.
He said, you don't have to be masculine.
You're safe.
You don't have to protect yourself.
I'm protecting you.
You can be in your natural feminine essence.
And then I was like, okay.
Yeah, you are coca puffs.
Back to the books.
Back to the books.
- Back to the books.
- What books do you have?
- She got something, man.
- She got something. - She got something. - She got something. - Back to the back songs. - Back songs. - Back songs.
What religion do you follow?
I was like, yeah, bro.
That was it.
I honor Prophet Muhammad.
He's very close.
Let me guess, and Jesus too?
Absolutely.
All the Abrahamic prophecies are in my heart and I live them.
I live through them.
Do they talk to you too?
Who?
The prophets.
No, only you talk to me.
Oh, hell no.
Stop it.
You just said that you were talking to me, so I'm just giving it back your favor.
Say that word real quick.
I have an intuition and I have a very strong intuition and I feel that that is divine.
So I feel that that is God and I am not placing any intermediates Between me and God.
So yes, I listen to the Quran whenever I feel like doing that.
That's fine.
I'm reading this.
She did that shit, see?
Yeah, she made us go blue screen.
There we go.
Damn.
We're back?
No, we're not back.
We're rolling and tripping right now.
The vibration went too high.
Yes, it went too high.
I don't know.
When you start mixing God's vibrations and everything, that's spiritual.
It's like you mix the prophet with the God and then you start talking.
I feel like you need to organize your ideas first before you want to...
You better not teach the art girls in America, that shit you're talking about.
You have to get, what you call that shit?
Organized.
You got to get organized.
I feel like you're exposing, you're talking about something that you don't really comprehend.
That you don't know, yeah.
Because you don't want to be confused and everybody in the class be pissed.
When you want to become a teacher...
I'm sorry, I'm speaking.
I'm sorry.
When you want to become a teacher, when you want to become a coach, you need to understand exactly what you're talking about because you have to think about you're teaching like a kid, you know?
If you want to become a coach, you need to be able to teach that kid in the simplest way what you want to transmit.
And right now, we're grown people.
We've been to school and I do not understand.
Honey, I'm a doctor.
I'm confused right now.
And that's why we need a school.
We're not even prepared for the rebuttal.
You need to teach him.
You need to go to school, understand what you want to teach, and then teach.
That's what I'm saying.
I feel you're confused.
You guys want to put me into a box of a religion, and I'm telling you...
Nobody's saying that.
No, nobody's saying that.
I honor all religions and I don't want to create division.
I don't want to say I'm a Christian or I don't want to say I'm a Muslim.
I want to say I'm your sister.
Whatever religion you are, I am your sister.
That's a spiritual person.
But spirituality these days is very corrupt.
They do channeling.
They're saying things that are completely not true.
So I don't want to put myself in the box of spirituality.
I understand what you're saying, and I wish you the best, but you need some help.
Yeah, for sure.
I have so much help.
You just said that you wanted the help starting the school.
I thought you needed help starting the school.
That is true.
I'm not talking shit.
I'm just saying I thought you needed help starting the school.
I thought that you liked if women became more feminine and less masculine.
I do.
I want to help you out.
Yes, I want you to get the help.
I thought you said you didn't need help though.
No, I need help.
But you just lied on Fresh and Fit TV. I'm here.
I said that I have a dream and I wish the...
MLK, nigga.
Yeah, I was just going to say.
Come on, say it, say it, say it.
I have a dream.
I want to start.
The words you said earlier.
Nigga!
Do not give her no damn school.
She's a racist goddamn motherfucker.
You know you can't say that, right?
We done got that school taken away from you.
Set you up.
Don't y'all give me no school.
So you can't say that.
Why am I not black?
What do you mean, why are you not black?
Like, don't go there, please.
Please don't.
Yeah, please just shut up.
Because what?
Why are you not black?
Because your parents aren't black.
That's why you're not black.
But why can't I say nigga?
Oh, shit.
I'm letting you know that.
You might just want to hear Mike.
It's a bad word.
Don't say that.
How can you be talking about teaching?
You don't want to say that.
You want to come to America and teach people stuff?
You have to at least, oh, yes, stay over there with that.
No, no.
You're not going to get far talking about me, God.
You're not going to get far.
Okay, we can move on.
I feel a bit hurt, Myron.
I feel a bit hurt by the people that are making fun of me.
It's okay, man.
Freedom of speech.
You can say what you want.
Yes.
You can talk shit to us.
You gotta be strong.
You gotta teach our little girls.
You can't be all weak like that, baby.
Come on, man.
You got a damn bill in your head and you can't take no talking.
I'm expressing my honest feelings and I feel hurt.
And we're expressing ours, too.
You sound out your mind.
Who hurt your feelings?
All of you Nigga because you asked me Does he know what she's doing?
Because he says, wait, can we just talk?
You're not hurt because you're laughing.
You're not hurt because you're laughing.
How many points do I have now?
Look, look, look.
Look at all the points.
Listen.
You got all the points, baby.
Three points.
If you were hurt, you would not look at Myron and French in life.
Myron, can you share your opinion about what's going on here?
I mean, this is just interesting stuff.
I'm just sitting back and kind of letting the guests kind of do what they want to do.
This is embarrassing.
This is pretty funny.
I mean, from a place of love and that you are women, and I understand what you mean.
I'm trying to, honestly, to understand what you mean.
And I'm a woman as well, honey.
I've been living.
I'm 28.
I think you need to organize your ideas and then comprehend what you're actually trying to teach and then be able to teach.
Like I said, if you want to be a teacher, if you want to be a coach, you need to be able to transmit what you want to say in the simplest of ways.
Right now, you just say a lot of whatever and nobody understood and everybody here is educated.
Cocoa Punch!
So what I'm saying is, and I know you want to review and want to argue.
Nobody's trying to argue.
I'm just giving you my point of view.
Organize yourself a little bit better.
Because what you're trying to teach, you cannot be able to teach if you don't even comprehend it yourself.
Thank you for your honest reflection.
I will take that in my pocket and learn from that.
You ever heard of a psychiatrist?
Psychiatrist.
You ever heard of asylum?
I'm a psychiatrist.
No, I mean for real.
What is asylum?
Yeah, you been to an asylum before?
Just because you couldn't put me in a box of religion or spirituality?
Nobody's asking about your religion.
You can be whatever you want to be, baby.
If you want to be in the weird old world, that's fine.
Stay over there.
God bless you.
I'm just saying, asylum can help you.
God bless you.
Thank you.
He has.
Look at me, baby.
See my attributes?
Okay.
All right.
Let's go.
Let's keep it respectful.
Girl, you're saying nigga and you're not black.
What are you talking about?
Keep it respectful.
But what?
Girl...
They set you up for that, but you still fail for it.
In Europe, we don't have it as a negative word.
What's not a negative word?
In Europe, nobody says it, so I didn't know that I would offend anyone.
But you're not in Europe anymore.
Yeah, you're in America.
You can't say certain stuff.
It's a bad word, and we said it, you'd be pissed.
You're in the 305.
But he asked me to say it.
But why was it a trap then?
It's just like if we came to somewhere, and we said something we didn't supposed to say, you don't supposed to say it.
But earlier when he asked you to say it, earlier when he asked you to say it on stream, right?
You said, I'm not gonna say that.
Yeah, he did.
So now you're saying it, and then you got, exactly, you did that shit on purpose.
I know what I'm saying is, but I'm gonna let it be.
Yeah, what she's trying to say is you were not in your feminine energy because you let a man influence you on what to say.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, that was good.
I like that.
I like that.
I think I just cracked a joke because I felt invited to, and I wanted to rebel against the norm, and I succeeded on that, but I never meant to hurt anyone.
I was just...
I'm hurt, baby.
Yeah, me too.
Then I will apologize.
What about you?
What can you improve with your guy that you have right now, your partner, you referred to him?
I think I need to work on being impulsive.
I'm really impulsive.
Oh, work on being less impulsive.
Yeah.
I thought she said being impulsive.
What's an example of being impulsive?
Yeah, what do you do that's impulsive?
Well, not in my relationship specifically, but in my day-to-day life, just making decisions, I don't think about it.
I just do shit, if that makes sense.
And I feel like I need to think about shit before I actually do it.
Like that piercing right there on your chest.
You said, fuck it, I'm gonna put a whole goddamn picture on my damn chest.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Has your impulsiveness ever pissed off your partner?
No, I don't know.
That's just like a me thing.
What's a complaint for him about you that he wants you to improve on?
That I'm impatient.
That's kind of the same thing, though.
Okay, how are you impatient?
To him, that it bothers him, I guess.
Like, I expect him to cater to my feelings in a way, and when he doesn't, I, like, snap a little.
Okay.
So, yeah.
All right.
Okay.
Interesting.
Alright, that was an interesting segment right there.
Wow.
I'll go ahead and continue.
Alright, we got here.
Shout out to Bandman Kevill and MLD. Shout out to St.
The Sinners' video on Bandman showing why you should not get a BBL like these ninjas, LBBLD. What the hell is that?
That's confusing them all.
What the?
Yo.
You started off for that?
Started off for that.
Okay, Fresh is, we'll scroll down.
Fresh Ramoto goes, no thanks for me tonight because Chris needs to stop bringing these chicks from the recycle bins.
Damn.
Ladies, rate the woman next to you and guess her body weight.
Yo, Fresh, what's your dad's favorite meat?
Bison?
What?
I don't get it either.
I actually like bison burgers though.
I like those burgers.
A bison.
A bison.
Get it?
Bison.
You're trying to say, like, bye.
Okay.
Uh...
Okay, let's go ahead with you.
So, okay, we're gonna have them rate the girl to...
Okay, so we'll start with you.
So, rate the girl to your right, one to ten.
And guess her weight.
She called you a nigga, by the way.
And guess her weight.
And hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Before we go into this, one out of ten, ten assumes she's, like, perfect.
Supermodel.
Like, damn near supermodel cover of, like, Victoria's Secret.
And newsflash, no one here on the panel is a fucking ten.
All right, ladies?
So, give her one to ten, in looks, and then guess her body weight.
Shoot.
Okay, I'm gonna give you a three.
Oh, shit.
Looks only, not personality.
Looks only.
She has the body, like her body, she's, you know, slim, but you're not like the cutest.
You know what I mean?
And I don't know, I feel like your hair could be more full.
But I mean, like...
I appreciate your look, but you're not the cutest to look at.
Okay, and then what do you think she weighs?
I think you weigh probably 119.
Okay.
All right, ladies.
And then when you go, you have the chance to correct anything they might have said that was wrong and then rate the girl to your right.
Go ahead.
Would you rate her, Ms.
Panama, and then anything you want to correct that she might have said?
Maybe the weight was off, you're not 119?
So first I have to rate her and then correct?
Well, you could correct anything she said, then you rate her.
Okay.
I think I'm the cutest.
Okay.
Of course.
When I look in the mirror, I think I'm the cutest.
But I have to be honest and reveal something to you.
I think every woman is the cutest in her own unique way.
Well, she talked about the weight, 119.
What is 119?
We have kilograms.
That's roughly like 60 kilos.
No, that's 53, 54.
Well, the problem is I never weigh.
So I honestly don't know how much I weigh.
I think I weigh around 55.
55?
I think.
Or 60?
Yeah, I think you guessed it very well.
55 is 121.
Yeah, right on the...
Okay, cool.
So, 100 points for you.
High five.
High five.
Now, rate her one to 10.
It looks only.
10.
And then how much she weighs?
Can't use 10.
I said that already.
You can say 10.
You can't.
Be realistic.
No, you know what I saw the first when I saw you?
I thought your hair color was perfect.
Thank you.
Because it's not yellow.
And it's not gray.
So I thought the color was...
Give us the number.
What's the number?
I just said it.
10.
You can't use 10.
Why can she not be a 10?
Hold on.
You're going to be a coach, right?
I'm going to hold on to this 10.
So, Ms.
Coach, you're going to be a coach, but yet you can't tell them the truth.
Goddamn.
You've got to be honest with your clients.
And you're not following rules from a man.
You've got to be honest with your clients.
I see a 10, so why can't I say a 10?
Just because someone else said that someone can't be a 10.
I'm sorry, guys.
Did God tell you she's a 10?
I'm sorry, guys.
Did God say that she's a 10?
What?
Did God tell you that she's a 10?
I said that she's a 10.
What did God tell you?
We've got out of this.
We've got out of this.
Please.
She's a fan and she was a fan.
Okay, look.
I gave the rules very clear in the beginning.
I said 1 to 10 and guess your weight, but you can't use the number 10 because no one on the panel is perfect.
Okay.
But it's according to you, but when someone in my eyes is perfect...
She's back chatting.
Can you just say nine?
I'm sorry.
Can you just say nine?
I'm going to correct myself.
It's true.
I didn't follow the guidelines.
Yes.
Please follow the guidelines.
What do you rate a one to ten and then guess your body weight, please?
Sorry, Maren.
I'm going to give you an eight.
Okay.
Speaking to the mic.
So an eight out of ten.
And how much would you guess she weighs?
I like her pants.
I've never seen pants like that.
It's okay, honey.
I was touching her pants.
Haven't you seen what kind of pants she's wearing?
I've never seen these pants.
Me either, I like them too.
American pants.
Can you give us the weight?
I think the weight is...
64 kilograms.
Alright, I'll multiply that by 2.2.
Do the European conversion.
Alright, what about you?
Now you can correct anything that she said.
I'm actually 54 kgs, but that's like...
Okay, so she guessed you at 140 pounds, but you're really 54, you said?
Yeah, I'm 120.
Yeah, 118.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright then.
Oh, that's maybe because you're not as tall as I am.
Yeah.
Oh, I estimated you in my length.
Yeah, don't worry.
Okay, alright.
That's fine.
Now, rate her 1 to 10 and body weight.
I think you're like...
Keep it real.
No, I am.
Of course, my family is not going to care.
No, honey, relax.
You and I are reviving.
I know, I got to.
No, I think you're like 110 pounds.
I think you're very petite, you know?
And in terms of looks, I don't know, I think you're like a good eight.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Alright girl, you look cute.
Interesting.
Thank you.
Girls lying to each other, fantastic.
I'm not lying!
She has a pretty face.
She has a really nice body.
Okay.
Okay.
What about you?
Now you rate her and guess her body weight or correct anything that she might have not had right.
I'm 130 something.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alright.
Okay.
I'm going to give you an 8.
Okay.
And I'm going to say...
I'm going to say...
I'm going to say...
You're short too, huh?
Yeah.
170.
175.
Okay.
I was almost...
Damn.
And then...
Blue.
Yeah.
That was it, right?
It was an improvement.
Yeah.
Because your captain went blue.
That was a double cap.
Double cap.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Here, I got this.
All right.
Go ahead, Fresh.
Okay, so just correct whatever she said.
Wait, how tall are you, by the way?
You said you're 175?
I'm five feet.
You're five feet?
This is short.
Borderline mission, yeah.
You're right there.
One more inch.
So then, okay, rate her, one out of ten, and then, of course, body weight.
I think she's six.
We're talking about, look at that face though.
Come on now.
You see her face?
Yes.
Sorry.
I'm going to give her an eight because I like women from South America.
But what about her face though?
Come on now.
I think many more lips will be pretty, but I think you're beautiful.
I like big lips.
I got my lips done, whatever.
I like big lips, but I think she's pretty.
I like her accent.
It's hot, you know.
So that accent make her an 8.
Yeah.
You ain't seen it.
Look at her face one more time, please.
Is that an 8 face?
Wait, hold on.
The camera is...
Look at her.
Okay, what do you want me to give her?
7.5?
4!
On a good day, too, and I'm feeling frisky.
Wait, are y'all going to rate everybody?
I want to hear y'all's rating.
I really want to hear this.
I'll rate y'all motherfuckers.
Yes, please.
I want to hear this.
Okay, so you give her an 8 and then wait.
Like 1.55?
Okay.
Okay.
Um, 162.
Okay.
Take two, huh, baby?
Yeah.
Okay.
Got some meat on ya.
And then rate her?
One out of ten and then wait.
And how tall are you just so that...
5'6.
5'6 and 167?
Mm-hmm.
Well, no, 162.
Okay.
Are you...
Myra.
Are you okay?
What the fuck?
I feel sad that there's so much hostility.
We got the videos back up.
It's okay!
What did she mean?
What are you crying for?
Bro, what the fuck?
It's okay.
Bro, she lying, man.
She faking, man.
She's trying to get that school.
It's like she's...
She's finessing.
She's finessing.
- I want to wipe test when I'm not the school.
- Bro, she's an actor.
- She's probably a very good girl.
- Bro, she's probably a whole actor off a show.
- That's scary, bro.
- That is scary, man.
- She's like the orphan to sound like that.
- She took that thing off and started crying.
- You know what I'm saying, she the fucking orphan.
- That is weird.
- That's weird.
- And then she's smiling.
- She dangerous, man.
- That's not you.
- That's a dangerous girl.
- I was sad, but he was a real man.
He cracked the joke and my mood was switched.
That's scary as shit.
And then she just started crying like that?
That's scary.
That's some weird shit?
Oh my god.
Bipolar as fuck!
Goddamn!
Then she'd be hearing them voices, schizo, bipolar.
Okay?
What the hell is going on?
No drink, no alcohol, or nothing?
So you guys prefer me to stay crying the rest of the day?
No, just don't cry at all.
Okay.
Okay, going back.
Guys, sorry about the video stuff.
We fixed it.
We're working on it, but we fixed it, though.
Okay, so you gave her an 8 out of 10, you said?
Yeah.
You guessed her weight to be 170, but it was really 175, right?
And you're 5 feet tall.
And then you guessed her to be...
What'd you give her out of 10?
You gave her an 8 out of 10 as well?
Yeah.
You gave her an 8 out of 10?
Yeah.
And then you guessed her weight to be how much and what was it really?
160.
I think I said 155.
You said 155 and 162.
162.
Okay.
And now you gotta rate her 1 out of 10.
Yeah, now you rate her 1 out of 10.
She thought she was safe.
We on your ass now.
Are you crying again?
Yeah, she's big crying now.
If I disturb the table, then I'm also okay to go to the bathroom and come back when I... Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just go to the bathroom and fix yourself.
Please.
You guys, this is America.
We just be joking.
It ain't that serious.
It's crazy, but it's not that serious.
She's definitely crazy, man.
Go to the bathroom, please.
Just go.
Just go.
It's fine.
Just go.
One of the girls will help you out.
Audrey, can you help her out real quick, please?
Okay, now you can go ahead and rate her one to ten.
Let me watch her right behind me, bust my head or something.
I don't know.
Scary, bro.
It's very...
Oh, my God.
How you like that, baby?
Let me take this off.
You ain't seen me with the shirt off now.
Okay.
I take this jacket off.
You go understand what's underneath here now.
I'm not a monster.
I'll get it.
Riz.
Right.
Hey, I'm untouchable.
Okay.
All right.
Go ahead now.
You rate her one to ten, and then how much do you think she weighs?
Seven.
Okay.
That's my right.
And I will say you're like 170.
What the fuck?
I just got one question.
Is that a wig on your head?
It could be.
It's a lace front.
It's a full wig, huh?
I don't have hair, though.
My hair is curly.
My hair is curly, yeah.
Okay, so 170.
Do you want to correct that?
Um, I weigh 186.
Hey, BBW. Goddamn, man.
We got some big-ass chicks on the panel, man.
Yo, I'm gonna be a thousand.
Y'all need to lose weight.
- God damn.
- I'm the only one, just that one bitch.
- Yo, what the hell, man? - Anorexin.
- Yo, man, you're a special pick, baby. - What the fuck is going on?
It's warm down here.
Guys, I'm six foot three.
I weigh 200 pounds, man.
Y'all weigh almost as much as me.
What the hell is going on?
So we're going to do a reverse.
It's crazy, Kevo.
Organic.
Rate the panel.
We'll start here.
You're going to go first, Kevo.
One out of ten.
One out of ten.
What's your head organic?
Who, me?
Yeah, one out of ten.
Right here?
Could you stand up for me, please?
I ain't telling you.
I'd like to go on that, the whole shit.
Go ahead, Ms.
Ben, as well.
You can.
And then the audience will see as well.
Because I see them hips sitting down.
I want to see them, I'm saying.
Yeah, I mean, look.
All right, can you do a quick spin for the audience?
Go ahead, I'll get out the way.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Turn to the side or something.
Turn to the side.
The other way, like that way.
Turn.
Face that way.
Face that way.
I'm sorry, I can't hear anybody.
Everybody's talking, so I can't hear nothing.
Okay, okay, okay.
Turn that way.
Turn that way.
There you go, so people can see the side and stuff like that.
Okay.
Side perspective.
Oh, my God.
There you go.
Guys, honestly.
What are you doing, bro?
You can sit down.
Let me look at that face again.
Yeah, a little Humpty Dumpty in the face.
Um...
I'm gonna go with a solid.
I'm gonna give her a solid four.
Overall.
Oh shit!
And ladies, just so you know, we'll give you the chance to rate us back.
Yeah, you can rate me.
Yeah, y'all can rate us back.
And shit on us.
It's amazing.
You get your revenge.
Yeah, you'll be able to get your revenge.
You get your revenge.
Don't worry.
I say a solid four.
Four out of ten.
Unless you got a good personality, but she trying to tell him if I got to pay our bills, baby.
You got to be a ten for a nigga to pay your bills.
Realistically, I wouldn't date her, so I'd give her like a two, one, because I wouldn't date her.
So that's just me.
I'm not knocking how she looks.
Somebody will love her.
For sure.
But me, I wouldn't talk to her.
I wouldn't talk to her.
I'd give her a real review.
I'd probably like...
About two.
Two out of ten.
Damn, okay.
That's still pretty good, though, for me.
That's good, though, because you're good with zero.
That means that I at least, you know, I don't know.
At least I don't know.
I'm not getting it.
What about you, Frush?
Because y'all get to rate me back.
She probably would never date a black guy or talk to me.
Yeah, but I would never get a minute to her.
She's good.
I know that thing going to be good, but as well, it's going to be good pussy.
Yeah, I will never give you a two.
Only two of them.
All right, cool.
They're just rating us?
Okay, that's fine.
That's fine.
What about her?
1 out of 10.
One out of ten organic.
Can you stand up for me, please, baby?
Oh, shit.
You know what I'm saying?
I like BDW, so don't be offended by that, baby.
I like them a little thick.
I'm not offended at all.
Okay, let me see that.
Yeah, you got your little leather on, little corset.
Whoa, that motherfucker.
Hey, now.
That's a cute voice for me.
You know my voice.
You're like a nice little Tishri chicken right now.
Who got the hot sauce?
Okay, I'm looking.
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to give it a solid seven.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Sauté.
Sauté Flambe.
Flambe.
All right.
Sauté Flambe.
You know what I'm saying?
And again, ladies, we'll give y'all a chance to rate us and you guys can rate us.
Everybody give me one.
Y'all can rate us after.
Don't worry.
Y'all get your revenge.
All right.
What about you, Miss Tampa?
Hold on, Kevin.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, Kevin.
Oh, shit.
I'd give her about the same as Two, as the other girl.
Okay.
Two's not bad, though.
Not at all.
You don't like BBWs?
I've never been with one.
Nigga, Two is pretty bad.
Organica has to take me on that tour.
She's got to take me on that tour.
And Bro take me on that tour.
It's a honey bun tour.
He has to make me understand.
Snacks around.
You know what?
Let me just try it.
Right.
I have to at least try it in my lifetime.
I got a good one for you, buddy.
I never tried it.
Yeah, you got to try it.
Never.
I never tried it.
They're going to change your life.
So, maybe if they can get me to try it.
Okay, think about this, man, man.
Because you was locked up, right?
Yeah.
So, you know you had your honey bun.
Yeah.
And you warmed that motherfucker up.
Put a little peanut butter on that thing?
Yeah.
For like 10 seconds, you warm it up, take it out the microwave, wherever you heat that motherfucker up.
It tastes a little different than just the regular one, right?
No, no cap.
So, that's what I'm saying.
That's that BMW pussy.
Oh, it's that warm honey bun about 10 seconds.
Yeah!
Man, you lie.
That motherfucker and your shit just be dripping.
That motherfucker different, brother.
It got an extra type of verbiage inside the pussy.
Wow.
Yeah, it talks to you.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
And a 5 out of 10 is like average.
So you're rating them below average.
Okay.
Kevin, he's a straight guy.
I'm a little straight.
No, you're picky.
He picky.
I'm picky, man.
I respect it.
I've seen these women.
They top level to top level.
All right.
What about, for Ms.
Sample, what do you rate her?
We're going sexy burgundy over here, huh?
Okay.
Oh, dear Lord.
Hi, I stand up.
You definitely got to stand up back.
We got to make some money.
That's that slim meat.
You might need to use another camera angle, Chris.
Let me see.
Let me look.
One thing I need to let y'all understand, when a girl is this slim, That pussy gonna take...
I got a big dick, right?
A ten-incher dick with veins with a nice mushroom top.
So when something slim like this, it takes it.
It takes it all.
It looks better on video.
It takes it all?
Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, it looks better on video.
It eats your dick alive.
A slim chick like this?
That's some good pussy, okay, for a nigga like me.
I got that Thor hammer, so I need something that can take it.
That can.
You know what I'm saying?
So these back-to-back is a good mold for me.
You know what I'm saying?
So I give her a solid seven, too.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I give her a solid seven.
I mean, like he was just saying, just because she's slimmer, I will possibly give...
I will give her about four.
Okay.
See, that's double the move.
That's still a little better because it's still...
But I... Because I know what those smaller girls are like.
That's why I'm telling them it looks better on video.
Yes, they do.
This is hilarious, bro.
You know what I mean?
This should be a full show.
I already know what it looks like on video, so when you hit it from the back, it looks like...
That motherfucker be gripping, don't it?
Crazy.
You feel better because you look way bigger.
She's so small.
You put that leg up, leverage in that pussy.
Alright, what do you rate her?
What do y'all rate her?
Oh, that's back to me, huh?
She gotta stand up.
Come on Venezuela!
Oh, that's Santa Mom!
- Yes, man.
- I didn't even see that the first time.
- Oh, that's pedophile. - It's just the camera angles, guys.
- That's okay.
- Is y'all getting this?
- Yo, can you move over to the left?
- Yeah, they get all this.
She ain't got no panties on, people.
- Hey, camera five, bro.
Hey, camera five, they'll be able to see it on the clock.
- Five, nine, cheese cheese.
- That's a doctor, too.
God damn it, is y'all getting this?
I'm blessing y'all today, look, look.
Can you move the hair off the bosom, baby?
I am gorgeous.
Yeah, let me see that.
You are gorgeous, baby.
Fresh, let me work, brother.
Hey, Panama, you know what I'm saying?
She ain't got no panties on, people.
The breasts are sitting all the way up to her chin.
She's still got the ax and all that.
I give her a good eight.
I give her an eight, brother.
I give her an eight for sure.
I give her at least a good six, seven.
I'm going to say seven because it looks like she can work out.
She's got her chest perfectly done.
She's got a good accent.
She sounds like she's very nasty.
For sure.
That's what I was kind of thinking.
She sounds very nasty.
So I was kind of like listening to her.
I'm like, something about her that sounds very nasty.
So I give her an 8.
Yeah, she whatever that.
Thank you, honey.
She gonna tear you up.
She gonna toss your salad, guys.
Okay.
I'll tell you.
Welcome back.
The lovely coach.
She's in good shirts now.
Hopefully better.
The camera is out right now.
Yeah, it's gonna come back out.
It's gonna reboot.
It's gonna reboot.
Yeah, I restarted the switcher.
Sorry, Chad.
A seven.
It's going to come back in here in a second.
Eight.
I gave her eight.
Eight and a six.
Okay, cool.
WPanama.
Okay.
For you.
They know what Miss Feminine Coach looks like.
Yeah.
So, what do y'all rate?
Mr.
Gannick.
Yeah.
What would you rate, Miss Coach?
Let me see.
Let me look at her.
Because you took the veil off, I can see more of your face now.
Yes.
I don't know how my body looks.
I know you did.
Bone structure a little bit.
Look a little manly.
No offense now.
You might scare me on IG. Is this a man?
Is this a woman?
I can't DM her.
I'm just saying.
Can you stand up, please?
I see you had the silk garments on.
Can I see the silk garments laying on the body, please?
You know what I would really love to receive from you as men is an honest, masculine reflection on my idea for my school.
We ain't on that right now, but we'll get to that later.
We ain't got time for your make-believe world.
We in reality right now.
So what I need you to do is stand up and let me see if you don't want to.
It's cool.
Are you okay with me not standing up?
Of course I am.
Of course I am.
You know what I'm saying?
That ain't very feminine of you to go against my word, but hey.
You know what I'm saying?
You're not my husband.
Oh, so everybody who see this, guys, don't y'all marry this woman.
She talks to the god like this.
What she'll do to you?
I treat every man as my cousin.
Huh?
I treat every man as my cousin with honor, respect.
We're giving her a zero.
Cut her mother from an asshole.
Negative three.
What is she talking to the gods that manner?
Until I'm married.
When I'm married...
You divorced.
He didn't want you.
Alright, Kevin, what do you rate her 1 to Ted?
You saw her get up, which you, I guess, went to the bathroom.
Ma'am, are you mentally okay?
She's not.
Why are you so sad?
Like...
You called us niggas and you're sad.
And you're sad.
No, but real shit.
Like, real shit though.
I didn't know that it was...
No, but I'm saying like, all that aside, like, are you okay?
Because like, we're on a podcast and we're making jokes and stuff.
And it's like, it's all fun and games.
So it's like, why are you crying?
I was laughing and I was making jokes.
And then at some point I just got sad because My stomach hurt I can't think about radar What the fuck If I took it serious, I would be out like that girl went out before she came in.
But I'm here.
I'm back.
Because I'm not taking it.
Stop crying.
You're trying to find a trick.
You're trying to find a trick.
You don't have to find a trick.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, I can show you other ways.
I don't know what to do now.
Oh, shit.
It's kind of raw.
This time's your entertainment, man.
It is, though.
This is a good one.
Okay, because I don't need that.
Oh, shit.
Listen.
Listen.
God.
Okay, I'm going to go ahead and give her Raider and...
I'm going to give her...
I wouldn't date her at all.
I mean, I'm pretty sure she wouldn't date me.
Why not?
How do you know that I would date you?
You said you never had a BBC. You told me to my face you never had a BBC. What is a BBC? You ain't even live yet.
You ain't had a teenager with girth with the bangs in it with the mushroom top?
With the curve?
The mushroom top.
I'm sorry, I really don't know what you mean.
So listen, you never heard of a BBC. No.
Do you want to learn?
Do you want to find out about that BBC, baby?
Well, as it sounds, no, I'm scared.
I'm scared, baby.
We're going to take our time, baby.
So I'm scared.
So listen, look how she grabbed that damn mic.
It's really creepy the way you talk to me.
Yeah, you're going to love it, baby.
We're going to give you some BBC. You hear me?
You mean something sexual, right?
No, we mean something...
I know it.
No, listen.
Yeah, it's something sexual.
I don't think that you will date me.
You guys here in America are really tough.
Yes, we are.
We're in Europe are really...
We're going to make you tougher, though.
Just have fun.
We're going to make you tougher, though.
Listen, listen.
You're doing a great job.
You're not trying.
I don't think you...
I know for a fact that from what I've seen of the craziness...
Not saying you're crazy.
Hold on.
Not saying you're crazy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
From the wildness.
Don't be upset.
You crying again?
She's not crying.
She's a good actor.
I think she came from an acting school in London.
But long story short, I wouldn't date her at all.
So I have to give her a 1.
She's crying?
Okay, that's cool.
He did better than me.
She's crying?
Yeah.
I'm laughing at the same time.
That's deadly.
This is a dangerous woman right here, boy.
I'll be scared to death, boy.
Okay, what about her?
That's good because I'm also scared of you.
There you go.
You shouldn't be scared of me, baby.
I'll be blessing you.
You'll be blessing abundance in all ways.
You fucked with me, baby.
Stop it.
Get some help.
For sure.
Yo, this is crazy.
It is crazy.
What about her?
Fucking Looney Tunes.
Yeah, literally.
What about her?
What about you?
Jamaica, Jamaica.
I'm the rainbow crying and son at the same time.
It's on her now.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Kevo.
Y'all got this.
Stand up, baby.
Let me see the caboose.
Let me see that caboose.
I'm saying.
I'm saying.
Okay.
Let me put my hand in my pocket as I'm looking.
No, I'm sorry.
Turn around.
Okay.
You got that motherfucker back there.
On the backside of the little Matty.
Got the Matty.
Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
I see you, baby.
Yeah!
See, for me, though, you know what I mean?
I'm all about keeping it naturally and organic, you know what I mean?
So, I ain't trying to...
Anything with a wig throw me off, because I'm traumatized from that, you know what I mean?
I had a wig with a hat here all the way down her back.
I thought it was Hawaiian Silky.
Then she went to a damn salon.
She had an Afro-like goddamn Richard Pryor.
So, I don't know what's underneath there.
It fucks me up, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
I like your dark skin and all that.
So what's my rating?
Your rating?
God, you're rushing me, ain't you?
You Google me before you come fuck with me?
I don't know.
I don't do that.
Okay, you gotta know the God now, baby.
I don't do that.
But it's okay.
But listen, though.
You listening?
Go ahead.
My favorite number is what?
I don't know.
10.
11!
Look at the camera.
Hey!
Go, go, go.
I was right on time, boy.
Oh yeah, got it, got it.
I left it there.
Yeah, three.
But you cool, though.
I like your personality, though.
You know what I'm saying?
I still fuck you.
Don't get it fucked up.
I don't want to fuck you.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
I don't.
I don't.
That never happened in my life.
I don't.
Yeah, of course not now.
It's happening today.
I don't want you currently, baby.
Come on, let's be realistic, baby.
I am being realistic.
Oh, you are?
Okay, what are we being realistic about then?
I don't want to fuck you.
So I'm not attractive to you?
Not my type.
I'm not your type.
What is your type?
My man.
Girl, I got a nigga and I can say this man look good.
Like, come on now.
But he's not my type.
That was easy.
That was good to you, but he's not my type, so I'm not going to fuck him.
I'm undisputed across the world, baby.
Is this being real?
You're just being mad.
It's okay.
I get it.
No, I'm not.
I'm so serious.
You're not my type, so I would not fuck you.
Don't you wish you could pull these dads up on the screen?
If I didn't have a man, I still wouldn't.
Right.
So what is your type?
That's what I'm asking you.
What's my type?
And this is what we're going to do too.
Can we find her man, pull him up and compare him to the guy?
No!
I can show you a picture, but we're not doing all that.
We're not doing all that.
We're not doing all that.
Yo, call up her Instagram.
Her man is on there, right?
No, he's not on there.
I do love him.
If I ain't on Instagram, watch out.
No, sometimes you can't have him that way.
That should be.
Nah, that's cool.
If he ain't on your Instagram, wow.
He ain't putting that dick down all the way here.
I'm not on his Instagram.
We know you ain't on his.
Wait, wait, wait.
Post it on your Instagram?
Yes.
I could post him.
That's not a problem.
No, it's not hidden, but the trick's going to be scary.
Yeah, you're going to have to get the money, man.
I don't have tricks on it.
All right, Kevo, what are you in there?
Go flip.
I mean...
Oh, man.
You know me.
You know my type.
So, shit.
You know, I give her like what I give.
You see that thing in the middle and all that?
Come on.
I give it like a one because I don't really use it.
She's not a bad thing, doesn't she?
Man, ain't the same person sitting right here.
Come on, man.
Who is that?
Who is that?
Follow me!
Who is that?
That's me!
No!
Get the fuck out of here!
Follow me!
Oh no!
Who is that?
She's a cutie!
She's a cutie!
How did they get her Instagram up there?
Where's the guy at?
That is crazy!
I know!
He's not on my Instagram, you're beautiful, honey!
On Instagram, we ain't talking about reality.
That is not the same person on that shit right here.
Is that him?
Is that him right here?
Where at?
Is that him?
Where?
Him where?
That's my girlfriend.
Where is he?
I thought he was a partner.
Chris, Chris, you out here, catfish.
Follow me on Instagram.
Follow me on Instagram.
Chris, tag photos real quick.
I don't have, I'm not, I don't be outside.
What is y'all?
That's old shit.
I'm not single.
Myra.
Damn.
That's old shit.
Myra.
That's my cousin.
That's an old shit.
She doesn't necessarily have to pull some hat.
I'm not a hoe.
Myra.
Man, she needs to post her man.
I'm a good girl.
I got one nigga, and that's it.
Thank you.
That dude's nowhere to be found, bro.
Nowhere to be found.
He found in my bed.
I'm happy for you.
I got my man on Instagram.
You said eight months?
Eight months with him?
That's dope.
You can't post that fast, you know?
That's dope, girl.
We a great man.
We don't do that.
We don't do that childish-ass Instagram.
Either way, we did the ratings, and that was hilarious.
Okay, let's do a chat real quick.
No, no, no.
Hey, that's me!
Wait, we're going through every...
I kind of want to see it, though.
No?
Every girl?
No, guys.
Pull her in the chair real quick.
Now she excited.
Look at her.
That's me!
Only God is real?
Okay.
Oh, shit.
No, it's the opposite of the world.
Who was that guy painting that picture?
Oh, snap.
Who was that?
That was in a museum in Miami.
They had all these pictures of colored people.
I asked what he did on his painting.
Okay, you're trying to get him.
You're trying to find a guard of him.
I thought you were a devil's on me and you're recording him.
No, he was just a painter that made very good paintings.
You got that black cat right there?
Like the cat lady?
That's me!
Have you ever heard of the cat lady?
Have you ever heard of the cat lady?
Okay, we're back.
We're back again.
We're back.
Okay, some chats here real quick.
We got Matthew Gonzalez says, how do you get over a girl cheating on you?
Get a new girl.
Kev, you've been through this.
To be honest, you just got to go harder with the bag and just use that same energy you got cheated on with to make money, man.
That is a reasonable answer.
When I lost a girl, to keep it real, when I did lose a girl, what I did most was hit that gym and got more money.
Because I was like, whenever she see me again, bitch, I'm going to be top level physique.
That bag going to be dumb and you're going to come back and I'm going to say, kiss my motherfucking ass, you bitch.
Bam.
And that's what I did.
Bam.
Okay.
For real.
We got here, Myra Fout says, Ladies, let's say your husband and kids are being held hostage.
The perpetrator makes you choose who lives, you or your husband.
Who would you choose?
I would say my husband should live personally.
Maybe Myra can understand why.
So they want to know, basically, the choices between husband and kids being held hostage.
Who lives, who dies?
Oh, that's an easy answer.
For you?
I would choose my husband.
Why?
Because he'd choose me.
Okay.
What was the question?
The question is...
You the teacher?
Two options.
You being a hostage, husband and your kids.
Who lives, who dies?
The children live.
The children live.
Why?
Because they're children.
You're a murderer!
Kill the husband.
That I am married.
Honestly, I would say I would save my kids.
I feel like that's my bloodline.
My husband, I can find any other one.
Damn!
She ain't got no drawers overnight, guys.
No, but something that came out of me, I'm sorry, but a man, that's, do not put my hand on fire for anybody.
I'm sorry, I will save my bloodline.
Wait, so your husband that gave you the kids in the first place, So you do understand you can make more kids.
You can't make another husband.
That's a once in a life.
Remember, you signed up for life.
I know, and I love him very deeply, but if I had to choose between him and my children, I would choose my children.
But you can make more kids.
You can't make another husband that would be your life partner.
Are you understanding that?
We kind of give you the blueprint now.
I get it.
I get what you mean.
He is the one that I'm going to procreate and probably make a lot more kids that look like him.
I get it.
Yeah, but I can find somebody else.
Your soulmate that you...
If you marry somebody, this is nobody else on earth for me, right?
That's where you marry them.
I'm very good necessarily not getting married again and not having another man again, but I will save my kids.
Okay.
Damn.
Yo.
I don't want to be cruel.
Send a mother!
What about you?
I'm saving my husband.
We know she's saving her husband.
White husband.
Because of that reason in itself, like, I can make more kids with him.
Okay.
What about you?
That's a tough question.
I don't even know.
I don't have kids though, so I can say that so easily.
I guess it depends if I can make more kids or not.
If I'm past the age of making kids, you know.
That's a valid point.
You know what I'm saying?
That is good.
Let's say you can make more kids.
Can't?
You can, you can.
Alright, I'm going to keep my man up.
Okay.
What about you?
I would say my kids.
I don't have no kids, but I know some mothers, I mean, I have my friend, one of my best friends, and they have kids, and they said that's a love that you can't explain.
So, I don't know.
Maybe when I have them.
What if your man's paying all the bills?
Oh, you got to think about that now.
You're going to be down to zero now.
It doesn't matter.
It's just my kids.
I think all the girls here would pick their kids over the husband.
I just gave them the game earlier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, men are always expendable, bro.
That's the reality.
What else do we got here?
Just FYI, DrB84, USMLE is a series of tests all medical students and first-year interns take to get a full medical license in the US. If you want to practice medicine in this country, you have to pass all three parts.
Yes, sir.
He's actually a really doctor.
Yeah, he's a doctor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thoughts on this for the panel.
Don't marry a woman unless happy to have a daughter exactly like her.
Albanian bloodhound.
Don't marry a woman unless you're happy to have a daughter exactly like her.
I mean...
Oh, I get what they're saying.
Yeah, yeah.
I see what you mean.
Real money.
Yep.
Shorty and the all black look like a baby whale.
You guys, honestly...
Goddamn.
Killer whale.
You have anything you want to say?
I like whales.
I like orcas.
Shamu.
You have anything you want to say back to him?
Me?
Yeah.
No.
Alright.
I'm an all black too.
They talking about me, babe.
No.
No.
They should try and be funny.
Right, right, right.
Vashla Stampede says, I'm 38.
A subspecialist physician.
Andrew K. Annually.
5'11".
On God.
Have a dad bod, but just broke up hitting the gym 6-7 days per week.
Suggestions for fighting a quality woman.
Not in any rush, but want a family.
He's 38.
Physician.
Dad bod.
5'11".
You just need to get out there and deal with more women, bro.
That's what you need to do.
Sourcing.
You gotta shoot more shots.
You gotta shoot more shots.
And first thing you gotta do is get rid of that dad bod, bro.
Because the problem is that you make $800,000 a year.
What's gonna end up happening is the girls that you attract, they're just gonna want you for your money.
You want to be actually arousing and attractive.
So you got to get in the gym and work on increasing your actual sexual market value.
And also learn games so you don't get finessed.
Yeah, super fast.
Know what's going on.
And then shoot a lot of shots.
You know, the greatest scorers of all time, the greatest basketball players all the time, Kobe and Jordan, they shot a whole lot of shots.
Jordan!
Practice made perfect.
Yeah, man.
And don't commit to the first girl that shows you attention.
That's a big mistake that a lot of you successful guys fucking make, man.
Okay, Malcolm T goes...
Yo!
What do you...
Chris, what do you...
Okay, Bender the Offender, you mean?
Ladies, how much do you think a man should make to deserve a virgin wife?
This is assuming he has all the other key qualities, height, personality, etc.
She's a virgin wife, right?
Wasn't you a virgin wife?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he has to honor her.
And he has to honor himself.
It's only money.
How much did he make?
That's not a good question to ask these girls, bro.
I'll ask a better question.
How much a year do you think a man should make minimum for a woman to take him seriously in the United States?
We could start here and then work our way around.
I would say around $50,000, $60,000.
That's it?
A year?
Okay.
No, honey.
That's fine.
That's her take.
For me, though, that's personal.
What about you?
What do you think a man should be making minimum a year?
I look at a man, whether he's in an abundance mind state or whether he's in a scarcity mind state.
There are men who are making millions, but they believe in lack.
Just please answer the question.
Just please answer the question.
Yeah, I will.
But I will first make my point.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just answer the question.
It's a very straightforward, simple question.
How much does a guy need to make per year?
You can say it in euros if you want if that's easier for you.
To be taken seriously in a relationship.
I want for my dowry one million.
If I get married.
You are crazy!
Yes, I have at least that.
So you want a million dollars.
It's a symbolic.
So you want...
Okay, how much has he got to make a year for you then?
The dollar is just a million.
Enough to have that as a gift for me, as a dowry.
Okay, so how much does that mean that he's got to make a year for you?
I think like one million a year.
Okay, so he's got to come with one million for the dowry and he's got to make a million a year.
I think that's a beautiful...
Yo, by the way, God told her this.
God told her this, okay?
They've got out of this.
They've got out of this.
You don't want to bother me.
I respect God.
I don't want to disrespect God here.
Question for you.
You're 31.
You have a kid, right?
Yes.
One or two?
One.
You have one kid.
You're 31.
You have a kid.
You've been married before.
Do you think you're going to be able to demand a one million dowry and a million dollars a year from a man when he can get a woman that's younger and doesn't have a kid?
Yeah, if he feels that I'm the one for him, he will do that.
But it was a joke.
Now it's a joke.
I'm not going to demand a man to...
He will give me a gift that he feels joyful about giving to me.
Okay, so how much a year do they got to make in your opinion?
Since that was a joke before.
So like $3,000 a month, how much is that a year?
$36,000 a year.
That's like minimum.
So you went from $1 million to $36,000 a year?
Yeah.
That's a big drop.
Yeah, I dropped all my standards.
You dropped all your standards, huh?
You better.
Everybody who sees you schizophrenic, give all that shit.
Shit, you better take what you can get, shit.
What the fuck?
How'd you, bro?
I honestly think she's just here to troll, bro.
Pretty much.
Yeah.
I'm the real troll because you've never had someone crying on the show then.
I mean, as the way how you responded to me, then I assumed that I did something really weird to you.
But I was just really being authentic.
That was like really not like...
Okay, we can move on, man.
Goddamn, bro.
No, I have a question before...
Sorry.
No problem, honey.
You go ahead.
No, man.
We're moving on.
All right.
This isn't your show, man.
Alright, what about you?
How much does a guy got to make a year for you to be taken seriously?
First of all, if I come from a family that is welled off, or a family that I've been raised in a certain level, I wouldn't want a man that is just going to lower me to that level.
Like, to a lower level.
I would want a man who can...
Can you please just answer the question?
So how much?
I don't know.
I feel like a hundred...
A hundred twenty?
A hundred...
Thank you.
Alright.
What about you?
Bare minimum for a year.
Because they said for a virgin, but...
Yeah, that's crazy.
They're not going to know because, bro, women don't put value in being a virgin, bro, like we do.
So, how much money does a man have to make to get next to me?
Be taken seriously in a relationship.
Oh, be taken seriously.
Or you can stay next to you if you want.
And then you can speak in general.
You can give your personal one and then how much in general you think most women would be happy with.
Six figures.
For you or in general?
In general.
In general, six figures.
Alright, now for you.
What do you mean?
Oh, for me!
I thought you were saying in something else.
But, yeah, for me, yeah.
Six figures.
Okay.
Six figure nigga.
Alright, what about you?
I'm gonna say minimum $500,000 and up.
Damn!
Okay.
Look at her face.
What percentage of men do you think make half a million dollars a year?
Damn, baby, who are you?
Not disrespecting me.
She said nigga, too.
Get on her.
Y'all gotta stop saying that shit.
Y'all not black.
There you go.
My past relationship was...
He was black and he let you say that shit?
No, I mean, it was just...
I ain't mad.
I wasn't even mad at her.
I'm just saying.
No, we did it for a long time.
My fault.
That was my fault.
She's used to it.
All right.
So, what percentage of men do you think make half a million dollars a year?
Top?
I don't know.
Top one?
No, percentage.
Yeah, what percentage do you think?
Where percentage at?
Probably like 30%.
30%?
Maybe like 5 or 10.
I mean, it's 2023.
Hold on, hold on.
Before we do this.
All right, so you think it's 30% of men make half a million dollars a year.
Cool.
What percentage of men do you think make $500,000 a year?
$500,000 a year?
Oh, like 1, 2.
1%?
1 or 2%?
Yeah.
Okay, what about you?
What percentage of men do you think make $500,000 a year?
I think I got 10%.
10%.
What about you?
Sorry, I don't understand the question.
I'm really not joking.
It's okay.
What percentage of men do you think make $500,000 a year?
What percentage of all men?
Wow, I don't think that's a lot.
In America, we'll just say America.
I think maybe not even 5%.
What about you?
What do you think of percentage of men?
Like 12%?
Like 12%?
Okay.
Interesting.
It's rare.
It is.
Rare as fuck.
Okay, but that's because we and you are used to seeing those type of people.
We're talking about like all women.
There's billions of people.
All men.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I'll answer it here in a second.
What about you?
How much did a guy make a year?
100K. What percentage of men do you think made 100K a year?
Like, 60%.
Holy shit.
Really?
People think I'm kidding around when I say women have zero concept of money, bro.
What the fuck?
And the crazy part is most women have zero idea.
That's crazy.
That's why the man has to handle it.
If there was that many people, though, with that, like...
Shit will be so different.
Mind you, they did a study like 85% of people don't got $400 in their big account for an emergency.
People are all living in poverty for real.
Unless you cut corners for real or you already established with your business.
And it's a crazy recession right now.
So $500,000 a year puts you in the top 1% of the United States.
For sure.
In the United States, which is like one of the richest countries in the world.
And then $100,000, that's in the top 10 or 15% of all earners.
Right.
Yeah.
It's a lot less than I think.
They actually like you too.
Yeah, that's extremely rare.
Yeah, very rare.
But no, man, I mean, and this is what I mean when I say like, and this is why women are terrible with credit and spending and everything else like that a lot of times, because most women don't have a real concept of money.
They really don't, bro.
They don't have to.
They don't have to.
Men are supposed to be the provider, right?
That's why the man is given that job, because he knows how to handle money, and women know how to spend money.
There you go.
Yeah, that's his money.
On beautiful things.
And men like to see beautiful things.
All the women.
But we like to keep beautiful things, though.
We like to get them and get them out of there.
We don't like to keep them and hold them.
Why not?
They're really beautiful.
We get all of them.
And really respectful.
If I make it $500,000, I'm a 1% of the world, right?
Yeah.
Do you think I got access to all these women?
I'm just gonna take one and just chill with it when I done worked my whole life to get this money to get all these women to pay attention to me?
But what if you really fall in love with her?
I'm not focused on that.
That's not advice.
I know you just want me for my money?
No, but what if she doesn't want you only for your money?
You just said I had to have this to get you.
What?
You just said I like nice looking things and I had to have this money to get you, right?
But that's just to enjoy beauty together.
Right.
It's not just to...
Okay.
Question for Ms.
Palestine.
You said you want a guy that makes 500k per year, which is fine.
You can have your standards.
What does he get in return for making that kind of money and getting in a relationship with you?
What does he get back in return?
Loyalty, respect, honor.
Okay.
Loyalty, respect, honor.
Get on that mic, girl.
Food.
I don't know.
You raise a family.
100 points.
You know what I'm saying?
Whatever he fucking wants.
Okay, but here's the thing, though.
A lot of women can provide that.
Well, that's their fault.
Then they shouldn't want anything.
No, no, they can't.
That's interesting.
That's interesting.
A lot of them can't.
A lot of them can't.
Y'all are lying.
They all can.
Basically, he's asking, what do you do different?
Right.
Like, if I make $500,000 and I got you...
What makes you different from anybody on the table?
Because the man is exceptional.
She probably does anal.
You probably don't do anal.
She probably sucks toes.
You probably don't suck toes.
That's basically what he's asking.
500k is exceptional.
He's in the top 1%.
So I'm asking for him being at the top tier.
What does he get in return for making that money and being with you?
How do you stand out?
How do I stand out?
Yes.
Just pleasing him however he wants.
Maybe he wants to have an open relationship.
Maybe he wants to be married.
Maybe he wants kids.
Maybe he doesn't want kids.
Maybe he wants someone to fix his bed every morning.
So you'd be okay with him having multiple women?
It depends on what our relationship is.
Hold on.
So you'd be okay with him wanting multiple women?
You wouldn't complain.
You wouldn't nag him?
I'm an open person if someone's open with me.
If that's what they want.
No, no, no.
Are you cool with it?
Are you cool with it?
She's not.
Yes, I am cool if that's how we begin our relationship.
He's like, I make this much money, I'm polygamous, I want to do this.
Okay.
Interesting.
I would only accept that if he gets married to another woman.
Shut up, bitch!
But if he just has her as like a side chick, I wouldn't accept that because that's really dishonoring towards her.
I think every woman's different.
Yeah.
I think every woman's different.
It's 2023, y'all.
You want a $1 million dowry?
You gotta be quiet when you get married.
You gotta shut the hell up the rest of your life.
Butts!
Butts!
But I'm a rebel.
A guy brings a $1 million dollar dowry, you gotta shut the fuck up the rest of the relationship, bro.
You speak when spoken to.
Dudes that make that kind of money, that pay that kind of shit, they pay for silence.
Make me a sandwich, bitch.
Put that bill in your mouth, man.
I am silent.
Yeah, where that bill at?
I've always said it like, all niggas are pretty much the same.
It's just the more money you make, the more you can be honest with chicks.
For sure.
You know what I'm saying?
If he's an honest and sincere man, I will be silent.
They're not honest when they make their money.
Yeah, but then you're not feeling your...
When you get the money, to be honest.
So you need help, man.
Because all guys really be thinking the same, bro.
It's just that you can tell a woman to shut the fuck up when you're worth a certain amount of money.
Versus when you guys are splitting the bills, you might have to say...
Yeah, she's gonna argue back with you.
She's gonna argue back with you.
She's gonna argue back with you.
She's gonna say adios.
Yeah.
But that's how it's supposed to be.
There's nothing disrespectful, Baba.
The man is supposed to be the provider and the woman is supposed to surrender, but not surrender to something that is false.
He has to be sincere and honest and honourful.
What has ruined us is that we have become something else than sincere.
We're all arrogant.
We think we know better than God.
So we started to behave in strange ways.
We started to look like animals.
Let's be honest.
What's happening here is also unacceptable.
That's why I was crying and I was sad because I didn't expect that I would come on this show and see other women.
You called us niggas.
I don't even feel bad no more.
You just keep crying.
You got to remember you called us niggas baby.
That's a bad word because you guys say it to each other too.
No, but in reality, it actually spares you because this girl supposed to tore your fucking eyeballs out your head to keep it real with you for saying that, but we laugh and make it a good time, and you trying to be the victim when you actually disrespect black people in here to tell the truth, to be real with you.
But he asked me to say it.
I know, but you should know better.
You knew not to say it when you say you wasn't going to jump.
You're not going to jump off the fucking...
I didn't know that if I say it to you, that it's something disrespectful.
But if you say it to him.
Go, Queen!
Yeah, that's how I go.
That's how I've been going off at the beginning of time.
Because I'm from Europe and we don't have that there.
Okay, but you got to pay attention then, baby.
Honey, my husband's sister is from Germany.
She know not to say niggas.
You know better.
Stop playing stupid.
I learned something new today.
You have a bachelor's degree.
You know not to say niggas.
Look at her, she laughing and shit.
What the fuck is shit?
This is spooky.
Halloween was last month.
This motherfucker's still playing.
You even came in shit.
Like, you even...
You like...
You have a plan.
You have a plan for the show.
You came in with this.
You came in with this.
I feel like you came here to become like viral.
It's just not going away.
I'm like, I know you have some type of weight.
You came in, I'm like, I said, what's your daddy?
You came here.
You're trying to go viral.
Yeah, you came here to go viral and it's just not going your way.
That's just why you're crying.
She came for clips, bro.
Exactly.
She's an actor.
She's an actor, bro.
And guess what?
You say a nigga in front of...
Thousands of people?
Girl, you're fucking yourself up.
You're fucking yourself up.
17k.
But I didn't know that I was saying that...
Girl, you said I'm not gonna say that when it streamed first started.
So they heard you say it.
Yeah, you did say that.
Don't forget that.
So what are you talking about?
17k plus?
Yeah, it's like 17, 18k right now.
That's a whole arena.
And you still have not...
I'm so sorry for saying that.
Still have not got that.
But you can keep it.
What?
We'll kill Twitch and Twitter and we're just on YouTube and rumble.
My last post of today was me in Miami, a picture with a black man.
- The BBC? - The BBC.
- Get it up on my Instagram.
- The mic, the mic. - My respect.
- Can you please get it up on my Instagram?
- Chris, hold on, be quiet for two seconds.
Yo, Chris and Bill, y'all can kill the Twitter and the Twitch and everything else like that.
Oh, y'all already did?
All right, we're on YouTube Rumble. - Because we're gonna restore the honor that I didn't dishonor you, I have a picture on my Instagram.
I want to show it right now.
We here, you must kiss our black feet.
I'm not racist because I got black friends.
You must kiss our black feet.
Show it, show it on my Instagram.
I seen a black person today and say niggas.
Like what?
I have friends that are black.
I will never see something like that.
Show my Instagram.
No, we don't care.
We are here today.
You hurt our feelings today.
We're sad.
We are sad.
I wish I knew how to cry like fake.
No, it's just giving more air time to this agenda that I don't see no purpose.
Exactly.
Thank you.
Why don't you show my picture?
You need help.
You need real help.
Okay, let's move forward, man.
Bro, what the fuck is going on?
Yo, who brought this chick, man?
This is crazy.
Top level.
Icy, this is your chick, man.
Chris, no, Chris.
Who brought her, bro?
The OG from Europe.
OG from Europe.
I brought her, bro.
You brought her, Chris?
Hey, listen.
She DMed me.
I brought her.
But I know she was just crazy, man.
No, Icy invited me.
I had a hint, though.
Icy invited me.
Hey, a friend of mine, he proposed me to Icy, and Icy invited me.
This is how it went down.
I didn't know...
Damn.
I didn't know about this podcast just when my friend saw that I was posting things on Instagram and then he was like, hey, you should be on this show.
And he proposed me to...
He set you up for failure.
He set you up for failure.
Literally.
He knew what he was doing.
That's not your friend.
Because I sat here when we were talking.
I sent you links the day before the show.
I told you, watch the podcast and know what you're coming to.
So I gave you info.
But I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
I gave you info.
I gave you info on how this show is.
We got, how many episodes we got?
Like 200-something?
Mm-hmm.
You can see what you're getting into.
So, this all you right now.
But I'm not complaining, dear.
I'm not complaining.
You're crying, though.
You're crying.
You're right.
Exposed.
I was sad.
You got iced.
I was sad.
You got iced.
What's going on?
Sad.
You got iced.
All right.
Okay, cool.
We're going to move on.
I got a headache.
This shit is crazy.
Alright.
Yo, aloha my ninjas.
Perfect timing for Catfight Marin.
You may as well direct them to the ring and give them the gloves.
Ding, ding, ding.
Let's get ready, Rumble.
Okay.
We got here ratings from Abu Yusuf, a.k.a.
Marin.
Okay, so he's giving you a Holick, five.
Dairy Queen, four.
Exotic Cricket, two.
Angie Stepsis, six.
Mary Poppins, four.
Niggerilla, 1.5.
Niggerilla.
You guys, this is sexy.
Wait, exotic cricket was funny as fuck, though.
That was good.
Yo, what the fuck?
That was hard.
Nigarilla?
Bro, come on.
That was vicious.
Yeah.
You just ate all of us up.
We went crazy.
No crumbs.
I just mean you.
Exotic cricket with the Nigarilla?
Fuck.
Damn.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Crank it up.
I'm not a nigga.
Well, I'm exotic. Exotic. Exotic.
At least I'm exotic, I'm not.
At least you know.
At least I'm exotic on there.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man?
How dare you?
Y'all, I'm crying, buddy.
I didn't go to jokes.
I know you're crazy.
You're at your mind.
You're gonna watch this show again.
Oh, for sure.
You're gonna watch this show again.
Yo!
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Thanks to you, I know now.
Now you know, you're welcome.
I bless you.
Thank you.
Bless you.
You're welcome.
What a night.
What a night.
Forget about it.
Yo, bro.
Nigga Rilla.
Yo.
It's a nigga Rilla, man.
Holy shit, y'all.
Yo, but Don DeMarco.
Wow.
Don DeMarco.
Yo, you gotta respond.
That nigga called you nigga Rilla.
You gotta say bye.
No, I don't.
I'm black.
I'm a nigga, so...
Okay, like what?
I'm fucking with that.
I'm fucking with that.
Literally.
That shit's funny.
And then he called Tampa a cricket.
Exotic cricket though.
He said exotic cricket.
He went crazy now.
Don't forget that part.
What if I wanted to be a grasshopper?
Like what the fuck?
Grasshopper a little more exotic.
Okay.
Cricket is black as fuck.
Yeah, he tried to smoke you.
Jimmy Cricket with the hat and all that with the black outfit.
He tried to kill you.
That was real.
Really eating me up.
Jimmy Cricket's brother.
I don't know.
Let me watch her shit.
Nigga, what the fuck?
You know what I mean?
I bust a nigga head for something.
Yo, pressure Sharmuza, you're evil, bro.
He's attacking Chris over there.
What the fuck is wrong?
This is not real.
Yo, what are you doing?
We're in the Matrix right now.
This crazy ass chick, man.
Chris, what's going on?
Chris Cameron.
Look at her.
She's the orphan, man, from that movie.
Chris, what the fuck is going on?
I don't know, right?
She probably got a good ass off.
- Oh yeah, she did.
- Stop running the fourth wall, right? - She said she can't take us off.
- Bro, bro.
- What's up, girl?
- You good?
- You good? - I was just asking something.
- All right, she feels bad about saying nigga.
- Oh yeah.
- Okay. - I asked you to pull up my Instagram where I have a picture in the museum.
- Honey, you're a little bit. - I'm sure you'll help you out.
And where I am in the museum.
All you gotta do is kiss all the niggas' feet and we'll be okay.
Kiss our feet and we'll be okay.
You must kiss the feet.
Oh, I'm not racist.
I'm a white, a black friend.
I got a black friend.
I'm like, nigga, that doesn't matter.
That don't matter.
You called him nigga behind his back when we got home.
I went to the black museum, so I'm not like, what?
It's crazy.
Anyhow, let's continue real quick.
You're fine.
You're okay.
It's okay, baby.
It was a joke.
We'll let you have it.
Okay, Bimbo Bread Co.
says, they cannot insult each other because it can result in hands.
But no problem shaming men because we don't swing back.
Control your emotions only hit dogs holler.
She's crying again, people.
Girl, go home.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
I'm not even trying to be you.
You're literally ruining the show for real.
That's not even cool.
And then you're going to start laughing in like five seconds.
You were just laughing so you were blessed by the conversation.
Now you're crying again.
It's called a way to finesse to steal a show.
It's one of those.
You got to pay attention.
She just wants attention on her.
Let me steal a show.
Let me put on this thing right here.
I'm trying to get my rights.
That's smart.
I still don't have my wife's Tesla.
That's marketing.
She's laughing again.
She's marketing.
What's going on, bro?
She's marketing, bro.
I give it to her.
I give it to her, bro.
She's smart.
She said, this don't work.
I'm going to just cry.
I'm going to just cry on the show and hope and pray that everybody just feels sorry for me.
And maybe I can get the...
50,000 for my school!
Yes!
Wow!
I'm about to go viral!
GoFundMe!
What's the GoFundMe?
She is so smart!
She's smart as hell, man!
I just need a trick!
What is your GoFundMe?
You were doing this and like just...
What happened?
I had a rough idea but now you were laughing like girl is scaring me.
I am legit scared bro.
Imagine you meet her at a club.
You smash.
Help me!
Come get her!
Please help me.
Everybody come over.
Everybody come over.
What does she finesse you like and start crying like, I don't have anywhere to stay!
You gotta pull them cameras out.
I'm a rainbow.
She's a scammer!
She's gonna get in your house, right?
And then act like she can't leave and start crying.
Listen, we're giving her more air time.
Yeah, you're right.
She got us.
Man, I'm still stuck on Niggarela.
That shit crazy, bro.
She like that.
that.
That's her new nickname.
She'll get that tatted on her neck.
I'm Nickarilla in the neck.
That was legendary.
She'll get it tatted on her neck in the front.
Yo, new rap song.
No more tatted.
Nickarilla.
Okay, no more tatted.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm Rick James, bitch.
The head of George Lopez is speaking ability of mush mouth and built like a bag of milk.
That is Chris in a nutshell.
Safe to say that Fresh has achieved ultimate darkness alongside Wesley Snipes and Akon.
Yeah.
Fresh is pretty black.
Yeah, I am pretty black, man.
I'm not going to lie.
All right.
Candidly goes, ratings for Myron from Miss Venezuela, 3, 2, soft 7.5, 7, 6.5, 3.
Okay, is that what it was?
Okay.
I gave y'all some better readings.
And then readings from iron three, two, oh no, I read that one.
Okay.
Anything else?
Okay.
Organic balls.
My balls?
Organic, you want to read it, Paul?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that one right there.
Pull it up.
That shit froze.
Froze on the balls of the gods.
Alright, there we go.
Now you're good.
Okay, organic balls.
Look here, baby.
Tonight, we don't body shame or nothing.
We smashing all them BBWs tonight.
Fresh balls Step aside And let the real nigga Slide up in there What the fuck?
I'm like You know what it?
Yeah We're from a guard Yeah what the fuck?
Nigga man the cow Called organics balls Okay Tickering outdoorsman Ladies What specifically Can you only learn By being single In your 20s That you cannot learn While also being In a relationship With a man you love And respect During your formidable years Wrong panel, nigga.
This is the wrong panel to ask that question.
These chicks blow dudes behind a Burger King for a double Whopper and a Coke.
They're asking for the moon, but can't even accept the truth of this world.
The crying chick is a psycho, headed with a box of Kleenex.
Yo.
Okay.
Yo.
Candidly says, is she still crying?
Please make it stop.
You're crying for nothing and hoping people feel bad for you.
Also, who in Europe doesn't know not to say nigger?
Were you living under a rock or just fiending for ignorance?
I actually did live under a rock.
We know.
We can tell.
We can tell, babe.
Disconnect this thing, please.
We can tell.
Hey, y'all shitting on her, but I mean, you guys could speak as well.
I am speaking.
I think I'm very outspoken, actually.
I think I'm too mean.
No, I don't think she's mean.
I mean, at some point I felt bad.
I felt bad because she's crying.
I don't like to see any other woman cry.
The problem is that when you come with this agenda, you came with the whole thing.
Like, honey, you need to relax.
No, it's not even relaxed.
It's like you should have never started doing that shit because it was all fake and like you got people feeling bad for real like, girl that shit is not cute.
I didn't.
I don't give a damn.
People will feel bad though, you know, outside looking in if they see somebody crying.
I did.
I felt bad.
They don't feel like she getting bullied and stuff.
I don't feel bullied.
I was just sad.
I feel like y'all are being mean to me and I'm just sad.
I didn't say that you are being mean to me.
I even sat here and asked if you wanted to drink water.
I was upset.
You play with her emotions.
Go back, go to the bathroom.
I did that.
Yeah, you did that, but then you came back and started laughing.
Like, girl, I'm scared.
I'm sitting next to you.
I don't know what you're saying.
I didn't want to...
An emotion ruined the rest of the day, because it's just an emotion at this point.
But you are!
You are, though.
Yeah, but you're trying to get attention.
There should be no emotions on you.
But my evening is not ruined.
You ain't gonna teach our kids.
Don't you go nowhere near no goddamn kids and teach them.
You know what I mean?
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So the femininity that you're teaching is to just start crying whenever you feel some type of way is to start crying.
Literally.
That's your teaching school.
You're teaching them right now.
No, I'm...
Because that's what you're portraying.
Okay, so you want to teach people stuff, but you have to be...
You know, like, practice what you preach.
I don't feel that I did something wrong.
Practice what you preach.
No, you just came here to try to sell an infomercial of female energy.
I don't even have that school.
I came here with an idea.
Yeah, you cannot have a school.
You need a crying class.
You can teach that.
You need a crying class.
You better cry.
But that's what the world Because a lot of people are storing emotions in their body.
Honestly, it's just giving them more air time.
Alright, we'll move on.
Who's going to help me start a crying school?
Just be quiet for two seconds.
Speaking on the N-word, I don't like to use that word at all simply because my fellow black people don't like it.
But why do you guys use it to call each other and on lyrics too that everyone listens to making that word more popular with all due respect?
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
That's some old white man.
You know why the fuck we do that shit.
Nigga, shut up!
That shit been going on for a hundred years.
We ignorant and we like to do it.
Y'all can't do it.
Just accept it.
We just do it because we can.
Yeah, man.
You sound like a faggot.
Right.
Y'all got everything else.
The only thing we got is one word.
Let us have it.
God damn.
We got the whole fucking world.
We can't have one word.
Shit.
Ain't that serious, man.
Alright, dudes out here being sensitive.
It's just a word.
Okay, BPD male dude.
I'm a guy with BPD. I understand how sometimes you can just cry.
I am crying from too much laughter.
She ain't gonna get it.
Let her cry.
We need more comedy in this world.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Nino goes, she trying to finesse.
She want all the attention.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
She's trying to go viral in the worst way possible.
Ain't gonna go viral for the I mean, yeah, this is what women do.
Women want attention, man.
Yes, they do.
You don't have to do that.
Yeah.
It was other ways.
Even if she crying, she lying.
Even if she cries, she could still be lying.
Ladies, if your son was paying for another woman's OnlyFans, what would you tell him?
What?
If our son?
If your son was paying for another woman's OnlyFans, what would you tell him?
That's his prerogative.
That's his business.
Would you tell him anything, Ms.
Venezuela, if your son was paying for a girl's OnlyFans?
I don't know.
No comments.
Not that I think about it.
Not my son.
Okay.
So you would not have anything to say?
Your son's paying for pornography, you don't care?
Beating his dick, he jacking off with your coconut oil.
Well, I would advise him to not do that.
You would advise him to not do that?
Yeah.
No bueno.
How would you go about it?
Tell him, what would you tell him?
No bueno.
No bueno.
Like, go spend your money on something else, you know?
Yeah.
No ponacha?
Because Jackie's masturbating to these women, right?
So he's in the room looking at porn, spending money, using your vegetable oil to kill his dick.
You gotta think about that.
What the?
You don't want your son doing that, right?
Or that's okay with you?
No.
Okay.
What about you, Miss Palestine?
What would you tell your son?
To go outside.
Go outside?
That'll solve the problem.
Go outside.
They're gonna make it worse, yeah.
All right.
What would you tell your son?
At first I said I didn't care, but then I thought, like, this is my son.
Like, no, not my son.
So what are you gonna tell him?
What the fuck is you doing, nigga?
Like...
But then he turns around and he's like, well, mom, you have OnlyFans.
Dude, I see your ass rolling there.
See, okay, I hate when people do that because I know a lot of y'all went through y'all parents.
Well, y'all is all, nah.
None of our parents had OnlyFans.
No, I'm saying like...
Wait, what?
That ain't gonna make sense.
Stop, rewind.
DVDs, CDs and shit.
That's different.
That's not them.
Slow it down.
Now let's go.
Okay.
That's it.
Yeah.
Nothing to say?
Nothing to say?
No?
If he's seen me, if my son's seen me on OnlyFans...
I'm saying, yeah, he's like, yo, you're like, nigga, what are you doing?
He's like, well, mom, you got OnlyFans too.
What are you going to say?
Okay, I'm making money off of you.
You're spending money on it.
What are you doing?
All right, so your rationalization is he's spending money.
He's spending money on the wrong thing when he could be going to go get money and attracting those same females that he's spending money on.
Okay.
What if he wants to support you?
That's weird as fuck.
Support your mom.
That's weird.
What if he didn't know it was her and it was on her only fan?
Give me every pedestrian with the jacket to his mom.
Damn.
That'd be wild.
What would you tell your son?
Y'all are sick!
Because you'd be on there with a mask on or something.
He didn't know it was you.
Y'all go subscribe.
Y'all go see what's on that bubble.
What would you tell your son?
I'll advise them.
Be like, what are you doing?
First of all.
Second, I hope you're not spending that with my money.
Third, there's so many beautiful women out there.
You're going to pay a woman on the internet and she doesn't even know who you are?
Like, that's some clown shit.
Please.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go outside.
I like that.
Yeah, go outside.
So you would also tell them go outside.
Okay.
Go outside.
Yeah, women really think it's that easy, bro.
Isn't it hilarious?
It's tough.
It's tough for guys.
They just think it's that easy to get a guy.
Well, maybe it's easy for us.
I don't know about you.
Yeah, for guys, it's very, very difficult.
Yeah, especially the girls they're looking at most likely they're like bad as hell hell.
Yes Horses the time to sign up for this porn is free.
So if I have to pay for your only fans That means you must be somebody Can't get that in glass I'm worried to ask this but what would you tell your son if he was a fan?
Everybody brace themselves.
I think I would send him to Andrew Tate to get some dating advice from Andrew Tate and become a real masculine man and start earning and providing and then the woman come chase you.
Okay.
A woman like a man who's a provider, who's in his masculine essence, who's confident, who's real, who's authentic, who's himself, they come and they say like, okay, I get that.
What about you?
What would you tell your son?
I'll probably tell him that his mom never did OnlyFans.
It's no reason for him to be on there.
I mean, I can't control I can't control what he do I mean, weird flex That's a weird flex, mom I mean, I would like to be my son's ideal What?
I would like him to picture me with white qualities, yes No, no, no He should look at me and be like the qualities that you have No, no, no, no We don't look at women like that That's not personality We're talking about only fans You understand what you're saying?
Yeah, no, no, no Are you Jamaican?
No, they don't do that We don't look at Or I'll tell him that he's basically just getting taken advantage of by those girls Much better Much better than we care about That's an interesting take, but okay.
What else we got here?
Shoutout MinuteFlash on Instagram.
We were just talking about Bandman Kevel's video on Warren and Chirac.
Three of them.
Pete, part two, ladies.
Would you want your daughter to be a stripper or OnlyFans, girl?
Why or why not?
Interesting.
Which one is worse, ladies?
If your daughter was a stripper or OnlyFans, pick one.
Oh, worse.
Which one's worse?
Which one would you prefer her to be?
If you had to pick between her being a stripper or an OnlyFans girl?
I would probably say stripper, because stripper, you have the choice with OnlyFans too, but you're basically showing your pussy on OnlyFans.
Stripper, you don't have to show your goods.
We're in Miami, baby.
Still, though.
Okay, so stripper.
What about you?
Which one would you prefer?
Onlyfans.
If you had to pick one.
Onlyfans.
Because you can control what you post if you don't want to show your intimate parts you don't show.
But can't you control how you dance in the club?
You can, but then you're very close to other men, and that's like threatening more.
Okay.
You're like around lions.
Thank you.
And on OnlyFans, you're just behind your screen.
But we're saying this OnlyFans, you're fucking on this OnlyFans.
Let's get it like that.
OnlyFans, you're fucking putting shit up in you, all that.
That's what's going on.
But how can you fuck on OnlyFans?
- We drop a dick in the ass, all that.
- You don't have-- - Ass to mouth, we doing all that, baby.
- Oh no.
- We doing everything.
- Yeah, we getting nasty. - Scat! - You got a problem with that?
- Scat! - We going, we getting nasty around this motherfucker.
- Oh no, we can't get that nasty. - We getting there, we getting nasty. - Ass to mouth.
- Yeah, we doing that.
- We doing that. - Ass to mouth.
- Wait, ass back to pussy.
- You know, we do that, it should be done, but sometimes it happens.
- All right, so you said OnlyFans.
What about you?
OnlyFans or Stripper?
Pick one of the evils.
If your daughter had to pick one.
I don't know.
Come on, Chana.
Change that little bit.
Shit, chicken.
Shit, chicken. Shit. Shit.
You want to see her?
Hey, girl.
I don't know.
Get anal.
No, no, no.
Her different bite.
I'd rather she be a stripper.
Eva had a choice.
Right, right, right.
Okay.
Eva.
What's worse, OF or stripper?
Okay.
So, you can control what you put on OnlyFans, right?
Uh-huh.
But we said we fucking on there, though.
Okay.
So, being a stripper, though, unless you have that personality to where you can just throw ass in front of hundreds of people, or whatever the case may be, you're nine times like ten gonna have to be drunk.
You're gonna have to be on...
A lot of strippers are...
Yep, post.
Very, like...
Depend on substances?
Yeah, substance abuse is really real when it comes to stripping.
I would much rather OnlyFans because I see the shit.
Like, I vote.
Like, yeah.
Did you dance before?
Mm-mm.
I just, I got a lot of friends that are dancers and I know how that shit has fucked them.
Okay.
What about you?
Uh, damn.
I don't know.
Let me think.
Come on, man.
It's a tough question.
Come on, man.
You're 31, man.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah, you know.
Well, she's 27, right?
Yeah, I'm 27.
Same thing.
Might as well be.
Come on, man.
I don't know.
If she's going to do that, she better get some money.
So she better make OnlyFans.
They both make money.
They both make a lot of money.
It depends though.
If you're fucking OnlyFans, you should be making like...
I mean, some of my friends are making like $20, $30 a month.
If you're not making that, then what are you even doing?
Some people ain't making shit.
Some people ain't making a dollar.
It's just like being a rapper, you know what I'm saying?
I'm trying to make it.
It's that hard too.
You just ain't going to come in.
What about you?
What's worse?
What would you prefer your daughter to do?
OnlyFans or a stripper?
OnlyFans?
Cause you can choose...
We fucking in the ass?
We nothing in that?
You can choose what kind of content you want to sell.
Yeah, but let's say it's sexual.
Let's be honest.
Most girls that make money on OnlyFans are having sex with me.
Can it be like Solo though?
That's what I'm thinking.
Girls that solo don't make real money.
Unless they're already famous, they're really not going to make money like that.
Unless you're already a superstar, we just want to see that pussy.
I know for a fact.
Tell them, Kev.
Yeah, I'm on OnlyFans, I know.
So you still stay with OnlyFans?
Yeah.
Alright.
Kevin, you had a daughter.
You had to choose.
OF or stripper?
What do you want her to be?
I feel like if I had to choose a stripper, the reason why I say the stripper, because the OF videos, the anal and all that stuff, those videos will have to be out there forever.
So like what you're saying, if you ever Google...
My daughter, her videos will always be on.
Now, if she does whatever she does in the strip club, I don't know.
We don't know.
You don't know.
She don't know.
There's a level of anonymity.
Now, let's be honest.
She's going to probably get more touched up in there.
You know what I mean?
Those videos never go nowhere.
They're going to be on the internet.
Any time we want to talk shit about it, we're going to go in there and be like, ah, somebody ain't them, they got their tongue in their ass and all that.
And I know people are saying like, oh, you can record a show, but most clubs that are not pieces of shit, they will absolutely kick you out if you try to record anything.
100%.
And make a video as well.
That's a good point, by the way.
Yeah, you have a bit more anonymity on there.
For me, to keep it all the way organic like the name is, if my daughter is a stripper or OnlyFans, for one, it's already over, right?
Yeah, I agree.
She already, I don't give a fuck about her because you done fucked up my whole legacy, right?
So fuck it, now I gotta go into money mode.
What's gonna get us the most money, baby?
You out here fucking stripping and all this embarrassing shit, what's gonna get us the most money?
Let's go do whatever we got to do.
We're going to do the orgies.
We're going to game.
I'm going to take us to the place.
I'm going to record this month, but we're going to get the money.
Like, fuck it.
Damn!
I got to make my worth my while now.
You know what I'm saying?
I ain't going to be there, but I get the camera crew.
I'm a content creator.
I'm going to do it.
Another guy going to do it?
A random guy going to do it.
It's over.
My daughter become a stripper.
Bitch, I don't want you no way.
Right.
I'm going to guide you to get the big bag.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's go all the way with it, goddammit.
Embarrass me enough.
Fuck it.
Let's go to the limit, get the bag, and let's go into the cell to the sunset.
Oh, okay.
That's different.
Because we're going to be rich.
Okay.
Can I ask a question?
No.
Oh, God, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, part one for Mel G's on the panel.
How many years did it take you to become an overnight success?
That's a funny question because there's no other exercise.
Yeah, there's none.
No, hell no.
You may have seen Fresh and Cold Classics, The Booty Whisperer, The Booty Man, and Too Fresh, Too Furious, Angelica.
Would you like to be in Fresh's new film, Booty Bandit Delights?
He's a porn star, by the way.
We start filming after the show at the crib.
Who's Angelica?
Who's that again?
Wait, who's Angelica?
Who's that?
Which one's that?
That's you, Angelica?
No.
What's your name?
Miriam McDaniel.
Oh, no.
Right here, Ms. Venezuelan.
Oh, yeah.
Fresh.
That'd be a good one, man.
Don't mind that.
Get him, Fresh.
Yo, Fresh.
She's Somali, man.
Be serious.
Hey, yo, Fresh, you got this, Fresh.
I got you, bro.
Do you like black guys?
Morenos?
No, no, no black People over there oh for real We don't have many black people Mo she said you cap nigga.
If they're like you, I mean...
Too vulgar, huh?
Like, I don't know.
I don't want to say that.
No, say it!
Say it!
You can say it!
I'm talking about you.
You can talk about me.
Yeah, talk shit back.
Go ahead.
Yeah, that's what it's for.
Go ahead.
Say what you want to say.
I was real with you.
You can be real with me, baby.
No, I would prefer not to say it.
Can I say it for you?
She can say it.
With the tear in her eyes?
You don't need to say it.
You want to say it in Spanish?
Will that feel better?
Say it in Spanish.
What did we do as women?
Hold on, hold on.
Two seconds.
Go ahead, say it in Spanish.
She's barely spoken.
Okay, I'm not talking about nothing physical, but as a person, you're disgusting.
There we go.
Oh, shit.
That makes sense.
What made you disgusting?
That's racist.
Personality.
I was saying it's nothing to do with your physical.
No, no, I know that.
We know I'm handsome, baby.
We know that.
I'm talking about disgusting things.
Oh, okay.
She don't think I am.
What disgusting things did I say?
Because I said your face and all that stuff.
I was rude to you.
No, not because of that.
The part I didn't like is like, you were like, that's why your boyfriend did 50-50, because if you're not a 10, then you cannot ask for a 50-50.
That's true.
Look at you, baby.
You're bad built.
Your stomach's not put together.
Your titties got stretch marks on it.
Like, what are we comparing, baby?
I'm in the gym.
I got millions of dollars.
I'm in the gym.
Look at me, baby.
I can do what I want.
Look, you want to take this shirt off?
I'm just giving you real understanding, baby.
I work out.
I get money.
I'm educated.
But you're not just a body.
You're not just a physical.
No, no.
Are you listening to my words?
You hear how I talk?
I'm very well spoken.
I'm educated.
I'm hilarious.
I just kept it real with you, baby.
You should have accepted what I said.
You should have hit the gym.
Start getting, you know what I'm saying, yourself together.
Then you could have did better in life.
A little plastic surgery would have helped because a chair pushed in.
But hey, what I'm saying.
You see what I mean?
Like, don't take it personal.
This is coming from a real motherfucker that gave you some real game.
You can't talk about me.
I'm flawless head to toe.
God made me that way.
And I put it to work.
But I didn't say physical.
Okay, you just said I was ugly.
Now you're taking it back because you got to, baby.
Everybody know I'm handsome.
But what I'm saying is, it was just a joke, baby.
We're having fun.
Don't take it like that because when you come back at me, it's not going to work.
I'm indestructible.
It is what it is.
I just wanted to say what I wanted to say.
I know because I hurt your feelings.
I get it, but you can't lie about me.
I'm hilarious.
I'm funny.
I'm smart.
You can't say it's not true.
So I can't say it in your personality?
No, because I talked about you personally and you took it personal on me and I get it, but it's not reality.
But I'm talking about your personality.
Because it was personal to you, baby.
If we walk this earth and I go down the street, every woman nine out of ten gonna fuck with me unless they don't like niggas and I can understand that.
They like a black man, I'm gonna win, baby.
And I'm pulling up Ashton Martin.
And I've got Van Cleek 30-ball with the goobling stone that no nigga got.
Niggas don't know what that is, that infinity stone.
It's come from Switzerland.
But she never said that you're not handsome.
She never said that.
Oh, we know that!
Nobody said that.
Nobody said that you're not handsome.
We all know that!
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm just having fun.
Don't take it that personal.
I know it hurt you when I said that.
That whole 50-50 thing got her pissed.
That's true.
And it is true.
You should accept what I'm saying.
Like, damn, okay, let me improve myself.
Let me work out more.
Let me pay attention to how I'm physically and how I'm approaching another man because I want to make it better next time.
You didn't give him enough to pay all them bills, baby.
This man got beautiful women.
Know what I'm saying?
I'm talking about top to bottom.
He's going to take care of them, right?
And they're bad, though.
But they're going to be taking care of 100%, right, Bandman?
Yeah, for sure.
Would she be taking care of 100% how she displayed herself currently?
She'd have to go get surgery.
All the surgery.
Hella surgery.
You see what I'm saying?
And it's not disrespectful.
These coming from top-level guys just keeping it real.
If I was lying to you like most guys would do, and then you would like me.
And then I would cool with you, I'd fuck you, see you in the way, and now you lost again.
I'm just keeping it real with you because I'm not trying to fuck you for real.
This is reality.
It's harsh, but this is how we talk behind closed doors.
If y'all all left, this is how we would talk.
I'm just opening the door and let you in and put a little motherfucking cinnamon in your motherfucking tea, baby.
Take a sip.
But that's also coming from the caliber of man that he is.
So he's not saying that nobody is going to want you.
He's not saying that.
He's saying his caliber of man is not going to go for it.
He's going to send out a nigger guest on.
What did we do as women in the past that we deserve to be disrespected like that?
It ain't the disrespect, it's the truth.
This is what men say.
This is how men communicate behind the scenes.
You guys are honestly hearing guys talk in the locker room.
It's ruthless.
Why is that actually?
Why is that?
I've never sit with men to talk to men about this.
This is my first time, so I'm just curious.
It's how we are.
It's how we are.
We're very straightforward.
We don't bullshit.
It is what it is.
Looks are very important, man.
But did women do something wrong in the past?
Did we women do something wrong in the past that we get disrespected by men?
Wait, what?
I'm asking, did we women do something wrong in the past?
Well, actually, if you want to be practical about it and God-fearing, Eve...
Made us sin.
Fuck this up.
Fuck that bitch.
What did Eve do?
Wait, you don't know?
She ate the apple, but what is the symbology behind that?
You don't know?
She sinned.
Yeah, but what was the sin?
I'm asking it to you.
I'm trying to figure out are we at church?
Can we move on, please?
You're talking about sin, but you don't know what sin it was.
Uh-oh.
Okay, let's move on.
You better shut up.
I love you, brother.
What?
I love you, brother.
Oh, brother.
Brother.
Brother.
Because she black.
Oh yeah, I don't like that shit.
Yeah, because she black, you're the brother.
Brother.
Heavy on the brother.
Racist.
Wow.
Wow.
I'm offended.
I ain't gonna lie.
This has been a really entertaining show.
It's been hilarious.
This has been some entertainment, man.
Yeah, we got over 18,000 watching.
Like I said, I was just playing.
Don't take it personally.
- Don't get angry. - Don't get angry.
- Aw man. - She really held on to that 50/50 show.
- She might as fuck right now.
- She remember that.
- No, she might as fuck right now. - She might not be your type of little one. - I think she's beautiful too.
I know she's fine.
I'm just keeping real on that point.
Listen, at the same time, let me regress 'cause I've been working on myself.
That guy's a vicious guy.
I'm trying to be more humble and kind.
I'm working on myself.
I did unleash the old guy.
I apologize to you.
I'm going to do that for you.
go that far.
You are very good looking.
Yeah, yeah, you are.
No, for real.
Yeah, so I was...
She got to get all out of the way.
No, you're pitiful.
I was having fun.
When I get too fun, I go too crazy, I get a lead, so...
Don't take it personally.
Punisher says, to the orca...
It's been entertaining, though.
I get too hype.
I get too...
I can't control myself.
What's that, folks?
All right, all right.
Okay, so Punisher says, to the orca, next to Fresh, Ayo, please let me know when the new free willy is going to drop.
I'd love to see you jump over, Jessie, again, to your freedom.
By the way, you're almost as dark as Fresh, Queen.
She's not nearly as dark as fresh.
This nigga fresh is sharpie black.
One more question, fellas.
If you're about 2.2 kilograms, one pound, one man a year equal woman years, this is how formulate dating age.
What, what, bro?
Bro, come on, man.
We should do a show, bro.
Send me out XD to look at the panel and then readjust your super chats, man.
This was Tom earlier.
Fresh's dog.
Honest ratings from Fresh to Myron.
Okay, from you.
They can call them Raspusha?
Raspusha.
Rasputia, a one.
Cry Chipmunk, two.
Venezuelan bimbo sheets from Panama, five.
Plank, two.
Nigga called her a plank.
That's crazy.
Ursula, a one, and then no chin, two.
Oh, Ursula!
Wait, like the plank off a Spongebob?
No, like a plank.
Nigga just called you a plank.
Like a board.
They really try to do me in like I'm not bodied.
That's crazy.
Yeah, you got that slim meat, yeah.
Yeah, slim.
And I'm from Panama, hun.
Slim Cricket.
Oh, man.
Slim Panama, yeah.
Yo!
Talking about plank.
Okay.
Is Vegeta holding the floor up?
It's over 9,000 minutes to organic.
Don't think the FBI forgot your past?
Oh, shit.
It's over nine years.
That was a long time ago, God damn it.
That was over 20-something years ago.
Yeah, statute of limitations.
Yeah, damn it.
How many of these ladies know a woman who was a virgin when they got married?
All of you.
It was me.
I'm not lying.
I'm 31, mostly dating women, 24 to 27.
I do want to start a family in the next few years.
How do I know if I am or avoid saving a hoe?
Okay, he wants to know how to choose the right woman.
So, Kevo, organic.
Right.
This guy needs some advice.
Right.
He doesn't want to get finesse.
Right.
How does he know if she's the real one or she's faking it?
I feel like, how would he know?
Some things to look for?
I'm gonna let organic go first.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
I ain't gonna lie, Ben, man.
Shit, if she's real good, I tell you the truth, if you really ain't gonna know until it's too late.
If she's really like that, he's 31, she's 24 to 27.
That's gonna be tough.
If she really on her A-game, brother, you ain't gonna know until it's too late.
You know what I mean?
But only thing that can help you if some of your friends or people you know come up and say things about her and give you some intel.
But personally, this one-on-one and she's smooth like that, you're gonna fall for the trap, brother.
Especially bad.
So, Kevo, you brought up some solutions earlier.
I don't know if you want to share it on camera.
Yeah, go ahead.
No, no, go ahead.
I forgot what I said.
Despite shit.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, if you want to...
Have you ever been to the spy store, bro?
No, I've never been there.
So I was telling Fresh, you know, a lot of...
It's a spy store in Coral Gables, right?
Mm-hmm.
And this, if you really want to...
Like, if a girl stands with you, right?
Right.
Or you possibly stand with a girl or whatever.
Now, if you want to have like a...
Maybe having little hidden cameras in things.
Yep.
Like in TVs and stuff like that.
Now, I feel like if you're investing a lot of money into...
Because it...
It becomes an investment once you're spending a certain amount of money.
So if you want to make sure you're not wasting your time, you might want to get a spy cam or something like that.
Just know you ain't capping.
Otherwise, you fuck.
I know two MEA niggas I knew, and they had side chases taking care of them.
They had cameras all through the house and watched them, and they used to catch them all the time.
These top-level niggas.
But they was taking care of them bitches.
Like, nigga, you one of my side bitches, you're going to be taking care of them.
But a nigga had them eyes on her.
No, you got to.
He was cold, too.
You can't just be guessing.
That's true.
Oh, well, I'm pretty sure she's...
No, if you need to know facts, that's what the spy store is for.
Facts.
That's just real, bro.
It's real.
They got them in glasses.
You can have them install them at anything in your house.
You feel me?
Anything.
Is that legal?
Yeah, it's legal.
It depends on the state.
He was paying for the apartment.
So that's how you did it, too.
He bought them an apartment, like, paid for their apartments.
So it was his shit.
So you, like, go to work, right?
Let's say you go to work and you left her at home, but she might be talking to her best friend, like, yeah, I'm going to go see Josh.
Gotcha.
You feel me?
Now you're like, bitch, who is Josh?
She's like, that's what I'm saying.
Like, That's your spy.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, niggas do that.
If she knows about the camera, she's going to know what not to say what.
But if she's looking around, ain't no camera here, then it's better.
Yeah, niggas do that.
Depends on the state, man.
That's a good one.
You got to be careful.
Niggas do that.
The woman calls the guy.
Cameras.
Okay, what do we got here?
Okay.
And just don't commit to girls that are hoes, man.
We have episodes on red flags and women to see if they're promiscuous in the past, whatever.
You don't want to commit to whores.
Yeah.
Love I haven't ever been watching y'all since the start.
Question for ladies.
What makes you think your opinions matter to everybody, man?
Me and Mo is in a weight class, weight loss competition.
Chris a bum.
Why they're a goth well.
That's trudge forever.
Okay.
WHT out.
Myron, we've interviewed the likes of motivational speakers, consecritors, and foreign Olympians, including the first and second ranked internationally for rowing podcasts.
What?
I don't know what you're saying.
I'm trying to fast forward when she starts to talk.
Who are you talking about?
Ulysses?
Yeah, the one.
Who?
Oh, her.
The cry one.
Crazy girl?
Okay.
Let's go $5,000.
Ladies on the panel, as Baller offered you $12,000 to secretly cheat on your boyfriend or husband, would you take it?
Why or why not?
Okay.
We'll go with the girls that actually have boyfriends.
If someone offered you $12,000 to cheat on your boyfriend, would you do it?
Me, no.
Stop the cap.
Stop the cap.
I'm so serious.
Stop the cap.
What about you?
I'm telling him, and I'm doing it.
She's doing it.
That's good.
Okay, so you're going to tell him, and then do it.
And then I'm going to go, what?
But you're going to have to smash, though.
Yeah.
She's okay, man.
With the condom on.
Nah, man.
- Come on, man.
- For the 12, he got a couple.
- What's that mean, nigga?
- Uh, 12. - He tested and everything.
He clean his fuck.
- Nah, he ain't tested like every other nigga.
He coming to that motherfucker directly.
I gotta ask this.
Are you guys in an open relationship?
You and your guy?
Basically.
This makes so much more sense now.
Why she's in Miami without him.
What are you talking about?
This is my man.
You said you're in an open relationship.
He's still my man.
It's not open though.
I said kind of, but it's not open all the way.
There's no...
There definitely is.
It's like a screen door and a door.
Y'all want what you can't comprehend.
The screen door is open and a door.
Okay, okay, okay.
We need a feminine school.
We need a feminine school.
You need your husband back.
You need your husband back.
I got the one.
Don't play with me.
Wow.
Okay, okay.
Yo, man.
This is so bad, bro.
I'm not a one.
I'm not a one.
Yeah.
Just so I kind of understand this.
It's just stuff that I don't want to say on here just for a certain reason.
If I were to talk to your boyfriend and I asked him, are you guys together, would he honestly claim you?
He's going to be like, that's my bitch.
For sure.
Hold on.
Would he say, that's my bottom bitch or would he say, that's my bitch?
Bottom.
The bottom bitch.
Why did your boyfriend not marry you?
Why did your boyfriend divorce you?
I don't do boyfriends.
I only do cousins that I talk to.
And that's why you don't have nobody right now.
I do.
I do though.
And I promise you we're probably getting way further than you and yours ever got.
I'd rather be single.
You can't get a man.
You're not going to get a man with the way you act.
You're not going to get a man with the way you act.
You're not going to get a man.
That's why I can get rich niggas.
I can get anybody.
You have someone who bangs you sometimes for free.
But what do you want to do about it though?
What do you want to do about it though?
Nothing.
Okay then shut the fuck up talking to me.
Alright then.
Yeah, bitch.
But you did.
Yeah, but you did.
But let me tell you something.
Wait, wait, wait.
But let me tell you something.
I'm a bitch who'll really get at it.
I just want you to know I will have you crying all night, bitch.
Crying more than you've been crying.
Grape juice.
What?
Grape juice.
Just cry.
I love it.
I love it.
Okay, I just want you to know when we leave here, they can't do shit for you, bitch.
No other threats.
Relax.
I'm scared.
You know what you gotta do?
Say the word again.
What?
Say it all the time.
What?
The word.
What word?
You said earlier five times.
We're planning to her.
Yeah, y'all are planning.
You're all again setting me up.
Yeah, you might not.
No, she's setting us up to talk about her.
She set us up, yeah.
No, I talked about you.
Why are you talking about me, bitch?
You're not even in the same tax bracket as me.
Shut the fuck up talking to me, bitch.
What?
I really get active.
I'm really a hood bitch.
What are you doing?
and you don't want to go there with me.
I'm sorry.
I guess she is like that.
Like what?
She is.
I guess she is like that.
She is.
We finally got it out.
She's with it out.
But I hold myself, I hold myself to certain standards with bitches like you.
No, don't say shit.
I'm still talking.
I didn't mean to.
Don't say shit.
I'm still talking.
Bitches like you ask to get your ass beat and then play victim when a black bitch like me beat your motherfucking ass.
Don't talk to me crazy.
Don't come at me disrespectful.
Don't say anything to me.
Talk to them.
Don't talk to me because I'm not fucking with you, bitch.
Damn.
Okay?
Know that.
Now back to how I was.
Oh shit!
No, they're not protecting you, bitch.
I'm going to drag you.
You call those niggas.
I ain't finna save you.
What?
I just feel like you're getting into a situation that you know is dangerous and, you know, you're asking for it.
Choose peace.
Choose love.
Choose God.
Please.
Every time you say something, she has something to say about your situation.
She do, and I'm going to handle that.
Okay, we're going to handle that.
We're letting y'all fight, man.
I'm really sorry if I offended you.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm not joking.
It's too late.
Let's continue.
WeUp says, always remember the first time God ever punished a man was because he took advice from a woman.
Thank you.
Alright, this has been entertaining.
It's been a great show.
I've been able to chill this episode.
This has been great.
You should invite me every time.
Wait, what?
Y'all disconnect this phone.
What'd you say?
Fight me every time?
No, I said you should invite me every time.
I'm going to make a very nice show.
Because we've got a camera on organic here, so I've been able to chill.
This has been entertaining for me.
Oh, man.
Never again.
Last thoughts on the show.
How was the show for you?
I was planning to say, maybe.
How was the show for you?
Last thoughts on the show.
Interesting.
Why was it interesting?
Go ahead.
You can say what you really want to say.
I don't know.
If you want to make fun of me or Mr.
Organic or Fresh or Kevin.
You get your last shot.
I hate it, you think about me.
I wasn't expecting to hurt each other's feelings, so that's what I did.
And then like this fight between them.
What do you want to rate them?
Go ahead, because they rated you.
Rate them back.
What do you rate them out of 1 to 10?
Them?
Yeah, 1 to 10 in attractiveness.
Rate me.
Take the jacket back off and show them motherfuckers around.
Rate me, baby.
Yeah, what would you rate them 1 to 10?
Let me move my mic.
I remember I was joking about you earlier, so that was a joke.
Get that side perspective.
See that cheekbone?
I will say...
You want to see these guns?
What, you want to see this body or something?
It's just like, you're not my type.
Both of you, you're not my type.
What is your type then?
Hispanic?
Just out of curiosity.
Yeah, Hispanic.
Because you never was a black guy before, right?
You never was with a black guy before.
No.
That makes sense.
I told you, only how I'm not going to win if you never like black guys.
I get it.
What about you?
Nothing else you have to say?
That's it?
Yeah, that's it.
Can we get our numbers?
Like, one, two?
Oh, okay.
One to ten.
One and one?
Just two million.
One of them ones!
Okay, she gave both y'all things a one.
Alright, fair enough.
How's the show for you?
Yeah, what about you?
I like the show.
I think it's fun.
Yeah, girl.
Yeah, I like her energy.
Habini!
That's all you gotta say?
She's the best from all of us.
Like, she was chill the whole show.
Man, show up, man.
Goddamn, man!
Shit!
Yeah, let her talk.
You have anything else?
Okay, sorry.
About the show?
Yeah, anything else?
I think it's like...
It's fun to make fun of people.
I don't care.
Um...
Do you agree with his comment about BBWs?
Do you agree or disagree?
From experience?
Yes, she does, man.
It's why she's not with her man right now.
She broke up with him.
What?
Chris, let her answer.
Nigga, you just said this.
Come on, man.
You complain about her, man.
Let her talk, too.
Go ahead.
What do you got to say?
Wait, say it again.
I'm sorry.
No, the question was...
Your last thoughts on the show...
Do you agree with his comments about BBW? Yeah, I do.
Awesome.
Chris was right.
Fantastic.
So you got that warm honey one, too?
All right!
Ah, she winked too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Better hang out after the show.
What about you?
You owe me one, motherfucker.
Thank you, brother.
I owe you a few.
I ain't never miss on him.
All right, what about you?
Besides, uh...
I thought we were going to rate him.
Yeah, you want to rate him?
Rate him.
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
I got a question.
I just have a question.
Sure.
Yeah, you can get your last question in, too.
Go ahead.
Um, this one's for...
Ben.
Kevin, all right, go ahead.
Did you ever get anything done?
Physically?
Oh, shit.
Like plastic surgery, I mean.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I got lipo.
Yeah, we all know he did that.
I don't know.
I was just asking.
Because I heard I didn't know.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know much about you.
Yeah, I got lipo.
Do you think that makes you more, like, confident?
Like, just in general?
I mean, lipo is, like, for, like, if I was, like, your size, and I would want to lose my stomach, like, quicker, I'd get lipo.
But you still have to hit the gym.
Well, yeah, I know.
I used to be a gymnast.
You used to?
Oh, so you're flexible, too, then.
I was just wondering.
Not negatively.
I never got to ask that question to him, man.
But if I had to rate, I think you're both handsome.
I think you're both smart.
I think...
Just say what you really want to say.
I think he's like a 7, and I would give him a 4.
Wait, who's the seven and who's...
I'll give Organic a four.
Or no, a seven.
A seven.
And I'll give Van a four.
Why?
Why are you giving a four?
But why?
I mean, they both like...
Well, usually I'm going to be more attracted to somebody that's attracted to me.
Oh.
I'm going to be more attracted to someone I gave her a one.
Yeah, you saw the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like women go off emotion, brother.
So no matter if we never said nothing, you know what I'm saying?
I should have had them rate us first.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We fucked up.
Last thoughts on the show?
You were very vocal.
I just want to thank y'all for the opportunity.
I'm a big fan.
I've been watching this shit for like two years now.
I've tapped into this shit.
I've really been watching this shit for a long ass time.
I feel like it has definitely...
Even though I do what I do, I know what comes with it.
And I accept it.
I'm not one of those bitches who are like, oh my god, I can still get this.
I can still get that.
Yeah, by doing something strange.
You know?
Like, you know, but real shit.
So I'm a real ass bitch.
That's why I like, I don't know, I fucked with it.
I had a good experience.
Thank you for coming.
And by the way, you a real black queen.
Thank you.
For sure.
And you're just 20, right?
Yeah, I'm just 20.
But guess what?
You was one of them too.
I am one of them.
See, but only when it gets brought about me.
Because I'm cool, calm, collected.
I know how to carry myself.
But you need to learn when to play and when not to play.
Because I don't play at all.
I'm sorry.
I didn't want to hurt you.
I swear.
You didn't hurt me at all.
Or offend you.
No.
Or trigger you.
See, and then you're being passive.
And like, the shit you're saying, you're doing it on purpose.
And I know you are, because trust me.
But with what I do...
We're doing everything on purpose here.
But I'm saying you're trying to get under my skin.
And now that you've got under it, bitch, now you've got to live in it.
Okay?
So that's what I'm trying to say.
I'm a red thot in my little book, you're going to keep it.
I'm a red thot in my little book, you're going to keep it.
Oh, shit, bro.
I just know.
All right.
We all have a conversation.
Okay.
And by the way, ladies, if you have, this is, I forgot to mention, last questions as well, if you have any questions for us, because I know some of y'all have said, I got a question or something like that earlier in the show.
Do you have anything, Ms.
Venezuela?
No?
Okay.
What about you, Ms.
Panama?
Actually, I have fun.
Last thoughts or questions or anything?
You had fun?
Yeah.
Great.
I think it was very entertaining.
I can't wait to do this again.
Me too.
All right.
No questions or comments or anything or disagreements or anything?
Not really.
Like, I think, obviously, Sorry, continue on.
I think the rating was just like...
The rating?
Yeah, I don't, like...
What's wrong with the ratings?
No, there's nothing wrong with it.
It's just unnecessary, to be honest.
But I don't know.
I know this is a male podcast.
I know that, you know, you guys do this all the time.
Yeah.
What's your issue with the ratings?
I would not hate that.
Nothing, nothing.
I just, I wish, like, it's unnecessary, you know?
But I understand that this is a male's podcast and that, you know, this is what men talk behind the back.
Yeah, but don't you think women are rated, though, in real life?
They are.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
It's just sometimes you hurt other people's feelings.
Yeah, it's emotional.
It's emotional.
It's emotional.
Because I would say women rate men all the time.
We can't rate your back?
No, yeah, I get it.
Especially in China.
Which is why I'm saying I would have preferred it not to be this way, but honestly, it's just your podcast.
I'm not going to be like, oh, fuck, I hate it.
Yeah, that's why women podcasts are trash.
There's only one female podcast and they talk about being hoes.
What about you?
Oh gosh.
I have to admit this is like the craziest experience that I had in my life.
I think you're the realist.
I've never like been in such a...
Like you just say everything you think and I've been raised in like this protective environment where people are like holding things back.
Who?
And you are all just being real.
Are you talking about everybody?
Well, yeah, I think you all just said what you wanted to say.
It didn't feel to me as if you're holding things back.
You were just being real, even if that would hurt the other.
So that's why I think you got so popular.
Did you have a question before?
Because I remember you said I got a question and then Fresh told you.
We'll come back to you.
I was kidding.
Yeah, I said, like, where as a humanity, what did we do in order to degrade ourselves to this kind of conversation?
It's just the truth.
People have been lying to each other for so long.
I'm confused.
What do you mean by...
That's interesting.
So people have been lying to each other.
Why did we start lying to each other?
He's really telling the truth.
Because you start crying.
Like you two, you take it personal and it ain't that serious.
It's just truth coming out of people's mouths and it shouldn't be that painful to hear the real.
So wait, hold on, because she's contradicting herself.
So on one end, you're saying, why are we degrading ourselves to this type of conversation?
But then on the other hand, you're praising the conversation for being honest.
She's schizophrenic, brother.
Exactly.
It's real at the same time.
I'm confused.
I'm so lost.
We are being honest, yeah, so it's better than just hold everything back and be all resentful.
But you just said that the conversation was degraded.
It wasn't like high quality in your society.
We were also disrespecting each other.
It's called keeping shit real, not disrespecting.
So why is the biggest podcast of the world for men, the most popular one?
You're number one, right?
Number one men's podcast.
Right, that's the number one.
So, how is that, that that's like the most popular podcast, and on that podcast, women get disrespected and bashed?
Okay, it's a joke.
I know you guys don't really mean it.
You were funny at first, now you're actually trying to get this to show low-key, and I ain't fucking with it, bro.
Let me know.
Let's address her situation.
She's smart.
Yeah, I know she is.
I'm just opening up my vision.
Okay, I see what you're asking.
So you're saying we're being honest on one end, but not on the other end.
Pick one.
Which one is it?
Yeah, we are being honest.
And at the same time, we're entertaining a certain level of...
Relationships and dynamics between men and women.
We're investing in that.
We're keeping that alive.
We're promoting it on YouTube.
We're making money off of it by showing the world that this is funny.
But in reality, I was crying because this is not funny.
You need help.
That's why.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
But you laughed him right after that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Skip her.
This is not funny.
Here's the thing.
You want to play this game, that's fine.
We can play the game.
By your own admission, you said that this conversation was real and you're coddled from reality, right?
In your upbringing, right?
How do you say that?
By your own admission, you said, yo, this podcast is really real.
I was coddled in my upbringing.
You were sheltered.
You admitted this earlier.
Yes, I was never in a conversation like this.
Okay, so you haven't been told the truth very often throughout your life by your own admission.
So, wouldn't it be fair to say that podcasts like this are important to tell women the truth about how men really think because men aren't honest with women?
Yeah, so that's why I gave you respect for that part because, yeah, that is.
Like, it's both.
I feel mixed because it's both.
That's why I said what I said.
I mean, the truth is the truth.
And that's why I was laughing and crying because I felt mixed.
I was like, a rainbow?
This is weird.
But it is.
But also, you know where, like, this is a male podcast, You know what you came in here for.
Men love women.
Let's be honest.
It's a masculine...
It's a man's world, but it won't be nothing.
If the woman wasn't there.
RPJ Brown!
Okay, on to the next one.
She doesn't even know if she did that.
Isn't that true?
No.
How would your life be if we didn't exist?
The reason why it's a man's world is because men built everything that you enjoy and have grown to love.
If I'm going to be all the way honest here, women don't really build anything.
They don't really cultivate societies.
They don't really necessarily build infrastructure.
Men create everything that you enjoy.
I mean, think about it.
You're talking on a microphone right now.
That a man built.
You're sitting on a chair that a man built.
You're in a studio that a man built.
You were able to drive here or come in an Uber in a car that a man built.
All the modern conveniences you enjoy were created by men.
Absolutely true.
I don't rebel against that.
That's why I want to start a feminist school where we can honor men, not men.
I've been sitting back watching you or whatever.
I don't know if you're trolling or whatever, but if this is how you really behave, for a 31-year-old woman to behave like this, it's very weird.
You're either mentally unstable, maybe off your meds or something, but you are Looney Tunes, for real.
One second you're crying, one second you're laughing or whatever.
You have some serious...
She got up and she came behind the scenes.
It's entertaining, but I mean, for the guys out there, this is someone that you don't commit to.
Like, you don't date women like this, no friends.
Bro, you're looking off your rocker.
You don't even smash, bro.
You don't even smash them.
You run from them.
He did this to me.
I'm a victim.
Weird, I never said that I'm a victim.
I'm still here.
I'm giving you respect.
I'm agreeing with you.
You came with an agenda.
I caught you from the very beginning.
White Tesla.
White Tesla.
You're not even funny.
Nobody's gonna buy you that shit, though.
Like, they'll probably get you a fucking...
I'm a joker.
I'm a joker.
That's my profession.
Take us home, niggerilla.
Okay, I think the podcast was interesting.
I learned a lot about how men view women and specifically...
What'd you learn?
I mean, you guys are really vulgar in the way that you think.
What was vulgar in particular?
I don't like vulgar men.
I know.
Who was vulgar on the panel today?
Yo.
Them too.
What we say, baby?
What we say?
What we say about Ian Gooch?
I like my ass eight too.
You gonna do it?
Is that too far?
Do I go too far, people?
Yes.
Too far.
Too far for me.
Okay, shit.
Okay.
All the way to Tokyo, bye.
Let's go, baby.
Never.
Bruh.
I didn't even know what that was until tonight.
What was?
Well, you learned something new.
You didn't know what that was?
A gooch?
A gooch.
She didn't know the gooch?
That's why your man ain't posting you yet.
You ain't getting that gooch region, baby.
Oh my God.
No, I liked it.
It was entertaining.
That's it?
Yeah.
Alright, cool.
Thank God.
Forget it, Kevo.
We'll take fun of you guys.
We're working to find y'all, man.
Instagram.com slash BandmanKevo.
YouTube, BandmanKevo.
Twitter, OnlyFans, BandmanKevo.
No sex, baby.
All education.
Type.
There you go.
Yes, sir.
Mr.
Organic on all platforms.
YouTube, Instagram.
That's how you find me.
Go to OrganicLifestyle.com.
Get the clothing, get the merchandise.
Go to Amazon.
I wrote four books.
Made a coloring book for kids.
How to improve yourself mentally, physically, and monetarily.
Also working on my JDR Enterprises.
It's going to be a whole conglomerate situation.
Going to go to the next level.
I'm running up the numbers, too.
Can you see that BBW with that motherfucker?
I got five million, something right there.
That boy doing good with himself, man.
Let's watch that.
That's hilarious.
You ain't seen that yet, baby?
That's the most viral shit on the internet right now.
No, I haven't seen it.
I'm doing numbers.
Look at me.
Look at my tongue out.
Alright, real quick.
And then last chat's here.
We got here.
Fresh goes, she hit menopause early.
Girls like these are dangerous because they will divorce for dumb reasons.
And then last one here.
Sergio goes, hey, Plank, I'm not trying to instigate anything, but Crybaby called your mama a hoe.
She did say that, I heard her.
Y'all want me to do that?
I'm going to cry again if you hurt my feelings.
Bro, you're weirdo.
I feel like I got more body than Plank, but that's okay.
I mean, apparently I hope so.
Niggas are winning board.
I'll catch y'all on the next episode on Wednesday.
We may or may not have a show depending on what it is.