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Nov. 2, 2023 - Fresh & Fit
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Fresh&Fit After Hours w/ Girls
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Thank you.
Thank you.
What's up guys?
Welcome to Fresh It Podcast.
After hours edition, man, we're joining a full panel of ladies.
Let's get into it.
with.
Let's go.
Oh, the light is my world.
See, look into it.
Paint this girl in the dark.
Nobody cares, bro.
Get out.
It's a night.
Kind of fun.
In the night.
No control.
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
All right, we're back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to Fresh Air Podcast.
After hours edition, man.
Quick announcement, we're getting to the show.
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But Chris, what about you?
Yes, uh, ladies, Erin Parkson on IG. Erin C. Parkson on IG. Make sure when you send me DMs, please don't send me long paragraphs.
Girls, stop doing it.
I'm not gonna read it.
Just show me your titties.
I don't know why you girls keep doing it.
Show me your face.
Um, I don't care about, you know, your backstory, you know.
I'm a single mother.
I'm Alright.
Bills, tell them about the DBZ stream.
DBZ stream this Friday after the After Hours.
After After Hours.
After After Hours.
You feel me?
Definitely be there.
We're going to go until the sun comes up.
We'll just be watching a lot of good content.
That's pretty much it.
Shout out Gorilla Mind.
Shout out Gorilla Mind.
There you go.
Alright.
Ladies, without further ado, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
Your body count.
And we're going to start right here.
Welcome.
Hi, I'm Linz.
Linz?
Yeah, Linz.
Okay, how old are you?
18.
All right, where are you from?
Miami.
All right, what do you do for work?
I'm graduating right now.
Yeah, okay, so you're a full-time student.
Yeah.
All right, so you're a senior in high school.
You took your SATs yet?
No.
No?
Okay.
No, I shouldn't get past that.
- You said, wait, shake it faster and raise my mouth.
- Damn, you're trying me already.
- Damn.
- She's gonna do nails and shit.
- Okay, what do you, are you gonna go to college or are you just gonna go straight into the workforce?
Nah, I'm going to go to college.
Do you want to say where you're going to go?
I don't know yet.
Goddamn, Chris.
Do you know him?
He's on your head top, man.
What's your relationship status?
Single.
Wait, did y'all have?
Wait.
Oh yeah, it's November.
So they're in the middle of the year.
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
Welcome back.
Thank you.
My name is Jennifer.
I'm 41 and I'm a fitness coach.
Wait, 41?
Okay.
Where are you originally from?
Broward.
Okay.
And then what do you do for it?
I'm a fitness instructor, personal training, fitness coach, life coach, all of the above.
All right.
What is your highest education level completed?
One year of college.
Okay.
Did you get like a degree or something?
No.
All of my fitness is all certifications, experience, lots of years involving fitness.
Okay.
Where did you get it from?
NASM or ISSA? Yes, NASM. NASM. Okay.
And then relationship status?
Relationship.
Okay.
How long have I been together?
Over two years.
All right.
And body count?
Honestly, I can't count.
I'm 41.
Fantastic.
It is what it is.
Too many.
What about you?
Me?
Yes.
Name?
I'm Brooke.
I'm 25.
Okay.
I live in Fort Lauderdale, but I'm from Connecticut.
Okay.
What part of Connecticut are you from?
Lake Central, like near Harvard.
It's...
New Britain, Meriden, Berlin, Bristol.
I didn't know if you knew Connecticut like that.
I'm from Rocky Hill.
Oh, shit.
Rocky Hill.
Y'all have a terrible soccer team.
I'm from New Britain originally, that's why.
That's not true!
Okay, so you live in Fort Lauderdale, but you're from Connecticut originally.
Yes.
What do you do for work?
Right now I'm currently unemployed because we just moved here.
Me and my roommate's over there.
Okay.
Y'all moved from Connecticut?
Yep.
Okay.
Wait, how do you pay rent?
I hate this question.
Damn, Chris.
We just started, bro.
Before I loaded L.A. cheap, I ain't gonna lie.
Maybe two years ago it would've been different.
I worked my ass off for a while.
I did.
I worked with special ed kids and then I did not service, like hospitality, like waitressing at night.
So I was working two jobs for a while and then I tried doing other stuff.
Whatever, it didn't work out.
OnlyFans?
No.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Not if anyone here doesn't know.
It is Miami, so.
But not for me.
Okay.
But what was the other question?
Oh, highest level education.
Yeah, highest education.
I went to University of Tampa for four years, graduated with journalism.
Okay.
And then...
Relationship status.
Yeah, I was gonna say yeah.
I'm writing it down.
I'm writing it down to journalism.
Yo!
Shorty has a great voice.
Party voice, man.
Party voice is crazy, man.
I'm in a little predicament right now.
It's complicated.
We kind of broke up this morning, but...
Oh, wow.
Love him.
Wait, why'd you break up this morning?
Why?
Um...
He didn't want to go out on Halloween.
I wanted to go out with my friends.
I stayed in with him.
He got upset regardless.
I don't know.
I don't know.
We're probably going to be fine in a little while.
He's probably watching this right now, so you'll probably get a chat.
I'm confused.
He said, don't go out for Halloween, and you didn't go out.
Yeah.
Why would he be mad then?
Because we were really kind of fighting over it.
Oh.
But like we made up over it twice.
Oh.
You know what that means.
Yeah.
Okay, so who doesn't want to commit, you or him?
Because it's complicated typically.
He wants to commit, but we have different...
I don't want to bring religion or anything into it, but we have a lot of different...
Religious beliefs?
Not necessarily, because he's from Palestine.
Oh shit.
So he's Muslim.
Yeah, but we get along in that term.
Shouldn't be a problem.
No, it's not.
But it's more like his beliefs are very...
Strong.
Stay at home, which I like, the stay at home mom part.
I'm unemployed.
He's not paying my rent, so no.
But regardless, he's a good guy and I love him.
But it's just we have different views.
He doesn't want me to have any friends and stuff like that.
He's jealous.
It's a care.
Very interesting.
But I don't want to put it out there like that because he cares for me and takes care of me, but yeah, I don't know.
On to the next, on to the next.
Okay, and real quick, did you guys, did you move with him from Connecticut or was he already here?
No.
He was here.
Well, he lives in, he's from Melbourne, Florida.
Well, he's from Palestine, but he moved to, he lived in Texas and then his family lives in Melbourne now.
Okay.
And then you moved, I'm assuming you moved down here for him?
I'm giving his whole life out.
No, no, no.
I mean, dude, America's big.
So you moved down here for him, I'm assuming?
No.
We met here.
Oh, yeah, we met here.
Yeah.
Wait, where'd you guys meet?
The club?
No.
Actually, no.
Wait, how long have you been here?
Did you say you moved here like a week ago or something, or a month ago?
No, we moved here in April.
Okay.
But, yeah, we've only been together for, like, literally two months.
Oh.
Okay.
How'd you guys meet?
So, I was on a yacht.
I told you, man.
I should have looked at the screen.
So, I was on a yacht, and, like, I guess his friends knew my friends, so then they were like, oh, come to this after party.
I went there, and then...
He was like eating in his kitchen and I went in.
Okay, we have Polaroids.
Alright, this is the funny part though.
This is actually funny.
We have Polaroids of each other because I lost my phone on that yacht.
And the way I got his phone number is because he took a Polaroid to me and wrote his phone number on it.
That's so cute.
Kind of cute, right?
Oh my god.
That is amazing.
Girls love stories like that.
Super cute.
What about you?
I'm Diana.
I'm 21.
Welcome back.
Thanks.
Alright, where are you from?
I'm born and raised here in Miami, but my family's Colombian.
Okay.
What do you do for work?
I'm currently in school.
I'm studying mass communication for broadcasting and news reporting and stuff.
Full-time student or do you have a job?
I have a job.
Okay, what do you do?
I'm a medical assistant.
Are you medical?
Yes.
Of course.
And I'm single.
And student.
All right.
And then you said you're in college?
Yes.
To do majoring in what again?
Mass communication.
Okay.
Another useless degree.
Fantastic.
All right.
And then relationship status, single, right?
I'm single.
Still?
Okay.
Oh, single AF still.
Damn.
Still, man.
Going strong.
All right.
Goddamn.
Just like that.
What about you?
All right, bro.
For me?
Yeah, what's your name?
I'm Anastasia, I'm 21.
I'm from Ukraine, but I live in Toronto.
Okay.
Yeah, so it's my third day in Miami, and it's the first time in the United States.
Oh, she's untainted.
I'm in Toronto.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I live in Toronto.
Wait, have you been in Toronto?
Are you wearing a costume right now?
Are you like a nun?
No!
How long have you been in Toronto?
For two years, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I moved there to study, international business program, and I'm right now studying there.
Do you work or are you a full-time student?
Yeah, I'm a full-time student and I'm working.
I have my merch, a Ukrainian merch, like t-shirts, like jewelry, and also I'm working as a server in the hotel, yeah.
Okay, so you're a server, you do full-time school, and then you're in college right now for what again?
International business.
Okay.
Do you want to drop where you go to school?
Up to you.
Sorry?
Do you want to say where you go to school?
It's up to you.
You don't have to.
Yeah.
What school you go to?
Seneca College.
Oh, Seneca?
Okay.
Is that a Toronto?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Alright.
And then, what is your status?
Single.
Single.
Alright.
Question for you.
what is a waste man?
Waste man?
Yeah.
What to like Like he's a waste man.
Good question.
Perfect.
No, that means that she's not too much into the culture.
All right.
Good.
Smart.
All right.
And then what about you?
Hey, I'm Alana.
I'm 23.
Where are you originally from?
I'm from Connecticut.
Are you also from Rocky Hill?
No.
Where are you from?
I'm from Woodbridge, like Woodbridge Bethany.
Oh, okay.
The no-name town.
Yeah.
In the middle of nowhere.
What are y'all, you guys are, fuck, what highway is it that goes through Woodbridge?
It's a random route.
95?
No, not 95.
There's a route that goes through Woodbridge that I'm trying to think.
It's, goddammit.
Oh, three or four.
That was actually funny.
That was actually funny.
You were working on your joke game.
I'm trying, man.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
New studio, new jokes.
Three or four means like, oh.
Yeah, because there's...
It's a very popular number.
Take it back.
That's my roommate.
I didn't say it was him.
It is what it is.
Damn, now I'm going to keep thinking until someone in the chat might put it what highway is Woodbridge.
Okay, anyway, and then what do you do for work?
I work at a physical therapy office right now.
Okay.
And then, highest education level completed?
I did my undergrad at UConn.
Okay.
The fake Huskies?
What was that?
4-4?
No, not 4-4.
Tell them how we own a Husky.
It's the two-lane fucking highway, man, that goes through New Haven and everything else.
I'm trying to...
God damn it.
Nigga said RFK. Maybe Rufa T... Nigga said what?
RFK? I'm confused.
RFK. Because you thought it was an RFK. Oh!
Yo!
Do you know who that is?
Nuh-uh.
Okay, don't worry.
Yeah, I'll give that dude a dollar money.
That's actually fucking funny.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
That's Robert Kennedy.
They're not voting in the election, clearly.
They're like, I don't know.
Okay.
Um...
What the fuck is this?
What's RFK? Just Google it when you go.
Yeah, he's a speaker.
A well-known speaker.
Okay.
Interstate 63?
Off my fucking thing.
Okay, State Road 63?
No, not 63.
Okay, undergrad.
Okay, and you said you went to UConn.
What'd you get your degree in?
Health sciences.
Okay.
Did you go to stores, or where'd you go?
Yeah, stores.
Oh, shit.
The party school.
The fake Huskies.
What's your background?
So my mom's Puerto Rican and Greek, and my dad's African and French.
Okay.
I told you, Puerto Ricans run Connecticut, man.
Wow.
And then relationship status?
I'm single.
I know.
Did you go out for Halloween yesterday?
Yeah, I did.
Fantastic.
Wait, you left her home?
Oh.
Yeah.
She let me go out.
I stayed in.
She went out.
I didn't let you go out.
I said stay in.
Fuck you, bitch.
I'm going outside.
I'm going outside.
No, it's a two-laner.
I think it's Route 15 maybe in my head.
It goes to the Merritt Parkway.
If you take it all the way down, it takes you into New York City and turns it to the Merritt Parkway once you get into the state of New York.
I know what you're talking about.
I think it's Route 15, but it's a two-lane highway and there's always deer running across it.
Man, I almost hit one one time and died.
Okay, someone in the chat will know.
No, it's not 84, nigga.
It's definitely not 84.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I think it's 15.
It's fine.
Okay, what about you?
What's your name?
Hi, I'm Anya.
I'm almost 20.
I'm Ukrainian.
I'm a student, full-time student.
What part of Ukraine are you from?
Capital of Ukraine, Kyiv.
Okay.
Are you guys friends?
Are you also from Kyiv?
Yeah, I'm from the Donbas region.
Oh, you're Russian?
No.
No?
It's a bad joke.
Okay.
Yeah, it's occupied, you know.
It's horrible.
Well, Donbass is normally ethnically very...
So you're like...
No, no, no.
It's the Ukrainian part.
Like, it's the Ukraine and, like, it was occupied and destroyed.
So it's not...
We are not Russians.
Okay.
We are Ukrainians.
But you're...
So you're Ukrainian from the Donbass region?
Yeah, but the thing is that the war in my city, like, it was no war.
But in 2022, like, they started this.
So there's no war right now?
It's a war.
No, no, she's saying there's a war, but after the war they left.
But, um...
In the Donbass region, it started from 2014.
Yes, I was going to say.
Yeah, but my city was closer to the line where there were no...
The Ukrainian side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it wasn't deep into Donbass.
It was right on the border.
Later on, they were like, oh, we will save this part.
We will save the children.
But it wasn't like that.
Okay, so you're pretty much like the last line before it becomes damn near Russian territory.
Yeah, but right now they occupied my city.
Okay.
Yeah, the Russian, yeah.
So, who you got?
Because it's mostly, the Dunbass is 99% ethnically Russian.
Who you got?
No.
You can't say who you got.
You have to say what.
I have a little bit of Russian.
I have a little bit of Russian.
Russia or Ukraine?
A little bit.
Ukraine, of course.
Ukraine.
I'm just curious, bro.
Okay, cool.
Let me make it short.
Okay.
Okay, so you're from Donbass and you're from Kiev.
How did you guys meet?
We met in Toronto.
Okay.
So you live in Toronto as well?
Yeah.
Okay, you guys go to the same school?
No.
Oh, okay.
Do you guys meet on a Ukrainian meet or something like that?
We have a lot of parties for Ukrainians there.
We have a lot of parties for Ukrainians there.
We have a big community there, so yeah.
That's how we meet each other.
Gotcha, okay.
Networking events.
And then what do you do for work?
During tax season I work as an accountant.
And right now I work part-time hostess.
I was gonna say, don't you need a degree to be an accountant?
I already finished college for economics.
Were you an accountant back in Ukraine?
No.
You do it in Canada?
Yeah.
Do you do Canadian taxes?
Yeah.
Alright.
I don't know how this happened, but...
I'm sorry, man.
Alright, so you're an accountant.
Okay, and then what's your highest education level completed?
School, college.
You finished college?
Yeah.
In Ukraine?
Yeah, and now I'm in the university.
For management.
So you're a master's.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure this out.
So you went to college in Ukraine.
How long did you go to college in Ukraine?
For three years.
So you went to college like when you were 17?
No, when I was 16, 15 years, something like this.
So you finished high school at 16?
Yeah.
Okay, and then you went to college in Ukraine for what?
For economics, like business and economics.
Okay, and now you're going to university in Canada.
No, I'm studying in the Ukrainian university.
Oh, online?
Yeah.
Online school.
Okay.
Unfortunately.
So you're getting your, like, a master's degree in Ukraine while being in Canada?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
And is that also in economics?
Management.
Management.
Okay.
Okay.
Good job.
Thanks.
That was amazing.
I have so many other questions, but it's fine.
I'll just keep going.
Very interesting woman.
We love you.
I can see how she got into Canada, but I'm trying to figure out how you got in if you're going to school.
Because of the war.
So you got an asylum visa or a refugee status?
No, it's not a refugee.
It's just a program for Ukrainians to move to Canada.
Oh, Trudeau.
We have something like that too, but Canadian immigration law is a lot more lax than ours.
A lot more.
But you probably got a student visa though, right?
Because you go to school.
Yeah, but then later I changed it to a work visa easily.
Yeah, and they are giving like programs for like a green card easily for Ukrainians if they have family there with the passports or green cards.
We have not a green card but a permanent residence program.
It's like the U.S. equivalent of TPS, temporary protective status, basically.
No, no, no.
Because I was going to say, well, there's a U.S. equivalent.
I'm giving the U.S. version.
Okay, because when you said, oh, I'm a student, but I'm working, I'm like, you shouldn't be admitting that on camera.
But then, okay, that makes sense, because she was able to adjust and get a work visa.
I promise you, bro, it's almost illegal to come on the show.
It's illegal.
We go to work as a student in Canada.
Yeah, you can work as a student in Canada?
Yeah, yeah.
Damn!
Yeah, they give in 20 hours and later they change it like that you can be a full-time student and full-time worker because it was like...
And it doesn't have to be on campus.
No, it can be anywhere.
Wow.
That's why Canada's sinking, bro.
Yo, man.
No offense, but yeah.
Yeah, because in America, you have an F1 student visa, you can't work.
No, you can't.
You came here as a student.
Legally.
Legally, at least.
You know what I mean?
All right.
All right, guys, from here on out, $20 and up.
Oh, okay.
And then, okay, so relationship status for you?
I'm single.
All right, cool.
We just got a whole little thing in Canadian immigration.
What about you?
What's your name?
I'm Chanel.
You said Chanel?
Yes.
Okay.
How old are you, Chanel?
I'm 21.
Where are you from originally?
I'm from Cleveland.
Oh, shit.
Ohio!
In the house!
Do you live here now, or are you just visiting?
I live here now.
Okay.
I'm sorry to say, Cleveland sucks goddamn.
It does.
Okay, welcome.
What do you do for work?
I'm an R&B artist.
That's dope.
Can we hear like a little teaser?
Yes, please.
Sing for us.
We want to hear, man.
I mean, you're a singer.
We got to verify after the last episode.
Yeah.
Not you.
I'm just saying.
Mo.
Well, yes, Mo.
He's a singer, too.
Yes, go ahead.
Okay, what's that?
Your voice is already beautiful.
Go ahead.
Thank you.
I'm trying to think with lines.
I don't really want to be Sorry, I'm a little bit nervous.
Oh, you're good, you're good.
Feel me?
Yeah.
Yes!
That vibe is amazing.
It's pretty much it.
Actually, Bills.
Is giving Jenny Aiko...
The 20%?
Oh my gosh.
Or the 80?
I'm feeling a little bit nervous.
You said the 20 or the 80?
Yeah, 20 or the 80.
That's the last conversation.
I'm not gonna lie, that's the 80 game.
That's the 80 game.
Yes, girl.
Good job.
If you watch our last show, you'll know what we're talking about.
Okay, fantastic.
Okay, and then, so you're R&B artists.
Do you do anything else?
Why are you laughing earlier?
Full-time music.
You were laughing.
And just music.
That's what I'm really feeling right now.
You were laughing too.
Highest education level complete?
Yeah, you're laughing.
We love your vibe.
My degree.
My diploma.
You have a bachelor's, you said?
No, my diploma.
High school.
Oh, high school.
Okay.
And then relationship status?
I'm single.
Alright.
Is that a stolen English house?
This is a dermal.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, so it's like a little piercing that's like inside my throat or whatever.
Oh.
Didn't that hurt?
No, it actually felt good.
Oh, God.
Oh, she likes pain.
Oh, God.
As I cover mine, okay.
All right.
As I cover my throat, what is your name?
My name is Isabella Sanchez.
Oh, full name, god damn.
You want to give us your birthday while you're at it?
Um, December.
I'm just kidding.
Alright, how old are you?
I'm 20.
Okay, where are you from?
Hollywood, Florida.
Oh, shit.
Red flag.
Red flag, bro.
Hollywood is dangerous.
Alright, Hollywood, what do you do for work?
I'm a social media manager and I run a Depop account.
Okay.
You run a what account?
A Depop.
Oh, Depop.
What's Depop?
It's like Poshmark.
It's like where you resell clothes, vintage, stuff like that.
Bro, how many girls do that?
Like, so many girls do that.
It's a lot of fun.
Honestly?
It's easy money.
They love shopping anyway.
So going to a thrift store, oh my god, there's some goodies here.
I am shocked at how many girls do that.
I'm just like, what the fuck?
And now they're entrepreneurs.
Wink, wink.
Okay, so you do social media management and then you also resell vintage clothes.
Yes.
Alright.
Is that one of your pieces right now?
That you're wearing?
This?
No.
I bought this.
It's cool though.
I love it.
Chris, I don't even know what I'm talking, nigga.
It looks like she's gonna have a race car.
Lion chain!
Don't you have to buy all of it though?
I can drive the race car.
Oh shit.
Chris, you got anything you can say back?
It's Rush, man.
Come on, man.
Alright, what's your highest education level completed?
I'm currently getting my associates and I'm going for my BA in communications.
Do you have your associates?
I'm getting it.
I have like two tests.
In what, you said?
Communications.
Okay, another useless degree.
Fantastic.
And then what's your relationship status?
Single.
Alright.
Cool.
Alright, so I'll read the chats.
And then Chris, you said we're 20 and up from here, right?
Yes.
I'll read these, then I'll go ahead and hit the first question, alright?
Let's see here.
Wait, hold on.
Do we have any girls on OF? Chris is the king of giving himself a pat on the back, bro.
This thing is the king.
Wait, what plus one is two and I can figure that out?
Chris, love yourself.
Obama's putting the medal on himself.
That's Chris, bro.
That's fucking Chris, man.
Listen, bro.
Chris, good job, buddy.
You did it, bro.
I will say this.
This is good that we don't have any girls that do OnlyFans on the panel.
Shout out to the team, man.
Shout out to the team.
Shout out to all these and back, too.
That's right now, but in the future, you never know.
And Myron, I got a message from my boy, Kevin, that said, what could be more boring than a chick from Woodbridge?
Goddamn.
Yeah, there ain't nothing out there, man.
I'm telling y'all, bro.
There ain't nothing out there.
Was it Route 8?
No.
No, not Route 8.
Alana's pretty interesting, so...
Do you have the trees?
You have trees?
Route 9 takes you to Rocky Hill.
I know that.
Route 9 takes you to Rocky Hill.
It does.
Because there ain't nothing out there.
Nothing.
Okay.
Moses Michael goes, I am 40 years old male who has built my business and physique over the past 20 years, but now I need a network of people because all my buddies are low value already wiped up.
Do you have any suggestions?
FYI, I live in OC Cali.
SEO Network, my friend.
Listen, man.
We got a network called SEO Network, man.
Hop in there.
It's got some all over the States.
Obviously, Canada, Dubai, wherever you want people from around the world.
But again, bro, look online for networks that are not in your area because more than enough, people that you find in your area are kind of sucky.
But outside, it's probably a better option.
So look around.
There you go, my friend.
All right.
What else do we got here?
Blackest Panther goes, let's say you're on a date with a guy.
He finds out that you're not a virgin.
Then you tell him that you're not planning to sleep with him that night, so he decides to not pay for your dinner.
Is he wrong, and why?
Damn.
Not a bad question.
We can go on the table on that one.
All right, ladies.
You guys want your fucking names.
So you're on a date with a guy.
Pull that back up real quick for me, Bills.
You're on a date with a guy and you tell him that you're not a virgin and that you're not planning to sleep with him.
So he decides to not pay for dinner.
What are you doing?
Is he wrong for it?
Yes, he's wrong for it.
Why is he wrong?
Because he just wants to sleep with you.
Well, can he make the argument that you just want free dinner?
I mean, oh wait, did he say, was the question, like, that the girl didn't tell him that she was a virgin before the date?
No, you just told him on a date that you're not a virgin.
Oh, okay, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
That's different, though.
Yeah.
So is he justified by not paying?
Nah, nah, nah, he's in the right.
Alright, okay.
He's in the right.
For some odd reason, I don't think she understands the question.
I didn't understand the question in the beginning.
Okay, I'll say it one more time.
It's a hypothetical.
One more time for everybody here so we really understand.
You're on a date with a guy.
He finds out you're not a virgin.
And then you also tell him that you're not going to hook up with him and sleep with him.
So he says, you know what?
This is bullshit.
I'm not going to pay for the dinner.
Is he wrong for doing so?
Yes or no?
And why?
No, he's not wrong.
Why is he not wrong?
Because he didn't know that she was a virgin.
No, she's not a virgin.
I mean, yeah, that.
All right.
Okay.
Are you a virgin?
No.
So would you get mad if a guy said, yo, I'm not paying for dinner because you ain't a virgin?
No, I wouldn't get mad.
Okay.
All right.
Pay that bill, nigga.
Shit, I got the bread.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
Can we repeat everything again?
Come on, Granny.
She's worse than me.
I apologize.
Stupid.
I apologize.
Okay, it's fine.
The Biden effect.
So you're on a date.
I am not a Biden supporter, by the way.
Don't bring him into the mix, please.
Aren't you family to him?
I'm sorry.
He's 81.
So the question was, let's say you're on a date.
The guy says to you, hey, are you a virgin?
You say no.
Then you tell him, listen, I don't want to sex with you tonight.
If he doesn't pay the bill, what are you going to do?
Yeah, is he wrong for it?
He's absolutely not wrong.
And I'm not going to make him pay the bill.
Yeah, pass that one to me real quick.
I would say absolutely wrong.
And I'm done with that.
Okay.
Honestly.
So you both think he's not wrong for it.
You said he's wrong for it.
I think he's not wrong.
Why do you think he's wrong for it?
Because if you ask me to go on a date, you're paying the bill.
I didn't ask you to go on a date.
Okay.
So wrong because he asked to go on a date.
I'll split the bill, but why would I go on a date?
If you're asking me to do something, if I ask someone to go out with me, I always pay.
I like when the man offers, oh, I'm going to pay, I'm paying.
But if someone's asking me to do something, I expect them to pay unless it's obviously like a girlfriend or something like that.
Do you ever ask guys on dates?
Nope!
Honestly, maybe I'm like, yeah, let's go out, let's go do something.
How many?
I don't know.
I'm 25.
I'm up 13.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay.
So he's wrong because he asked for the date.
Okay.
All right.
Okay, but if he didn't ask, then it'd be okay.
Yeah, if I initiated the date, then yeah, 100%.
What about you?
Oh, right.
I would actually get really bothered because...
Keep the question up, Bills.
Just keep refreshing.
Sorry, go ahead.
You get bothered, why?
Yeah, I would get bothered because I'm paying...
I'm basically...
You're basically paying to fuck me.
Okay.
We're going on a date.
On the first date?
Yeah.
He's asking about you being a virgin?
No, no, because the question was that if he got mad that I would tell him that I wasn't a virgin, I would basically fuck him because he paid for my dinner.
It doesn't work like that, bro.
Facts.
Okay, but I think it's because he's paying for something that someone else might have gotten for free.
He's paying for food, not for sex.
Exactly.
Food.
No, but what he's after might be sex.
So he's not paying for sex, he's paying for food.
Food first.
And the first date, too.
First date and food.
We'll find out after.
So you have an issue with it.
I mean, it's your opinion.
So you think it's wrong because it's the first date?
Yeah.
And if I don't like you, why am I going to fuck you just because you paid, what, $10 for my shit?
Fuck that.
He don't want to waste time.
But we're talking about food.
What if you guys split it, though?
We didn't get that far.
Is that fair?
I'm still not fucking him.
Yeah, so it's fair.
You don't fuck him and then he doesn't pay for your food.
Fair, right?
We're talking about sex.
Okay, so then it's fair.
I'm keeping my coochie to myself.
Alright, so will you go 50-50 with him?
Yeah.
Okay, alright.
Then that's different.
I'm sorry.
What about you, Ms.
Ukraine?
It's better?
I'm so sorry.
The thing is that in Ukraine, it's like in Eastern Europe, every time when you go out on a date, even if it's like you're not going to a date, you're going just with your friends, usually guys, they are paying.
So in our culture, guys, they are paying for everything, every time.
Okay.
So, like, the thing is that it's not about even, like, virgin or anything like that.
It's normal.
So you think it's wrong?
Yeah, and for me, for me, even, like, if I'm asking my friend, like, if I will ask her, like, to go, not on a date, but, like, if I'm inviting anyone, It's for me okay to pay for them because I'm inviting.
That's the thing.
But we're talking here in this scenario, it's a guy, you go one-on-one, not with friends.
Just you and him, you guys go on a dinner date.
If he asks for a date and it's a first date, then it's like he must pay.
Yeah, but that's not what it is.
So that's wrong for her.
Yeah.
Okay.
So wrong because he's a man.
Why?
What if I will be, like, lesbian?
Okay.
The men should pay.
Alright, what about you?
I mean, if he asked me on a date, I'd hope he'd pay.
Alright, so wrong because he's supposed to...
So you think it's wrong because he asked?
Right, but you never know.
Yeah.
Okay, what if he didn't ask?
Like, if we're just friends and we want to get food together or something, then I'll pay my own.
Like, I wouldn't expect him to.
Okay, so if you- But clearly he just wants to fuck.
How do you even know that they want to fuck?
Like, honestly.
Do you know that for a fact?
Honestly, I'm getting over that right now.
Honestly.
It's ridiculous.
We have to keep the virgin part in mind.
I know, but honestly, come on.
If they find out you're not a virgin, then they don't want to pay is basically the whole question, right?
You don't know what they're thinking, honestly.
Alright.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
What about you?
Is it wrong that if he doesn't want to pay?
Yeah, so I agree with Nasty because I'm from Ukraine.
And also, like, what's wrong if I just don't want to have sex on the first date?
It's because, I think the reason why he's saying that is because you're not a virgin, so it's like, he's looking at it like someone else probably had sex with you without paying for a date.
It's nothing to correlate with you are not virgin and you are not having sex on the first date.
What about you?
I think it's wrong.
Okay, why?
Just because, like, first of all, what they were saying, if you invite me out to eat, you should pay.
Alright.
Not you should pay.
Because he's a guy.
Alright.
Yeah, pretty much.
But, I mean, we can also go Dutch on stuff.
Like, I don't have a problem with that.
I haven't heard that in a while.
Don't, yeah, like, don't expect me to just fuck you because you're buying me a meal.
Okay.
I mean...
What about you?
So wrong because he's a guy?
Yeah, I mean I was brought up that way.
Alright.
Why do you think that it's because he's a guy?
Because the thing is that I think it's wrong.
Because all of you preface your answers with, in my country the men pay!
You know, I was paying for my ex.
I was paying for my ex for like...
Is that why he's your ex now?
*Mmmhmm* *Mmmhmm* You answered it.
Good job.
I was paying for my ex!
That's precisely why he's my ex!
He wasn't a man!
He wasn't a man!
He was a woman!
In my country, the man was a woman.
I will break you, congrats!
What about the women?
Women pay for things too.
I just don't get it.
Do you know where they're from?
I said what if I'm a lesbian.
She said that.
What if I'm a lesbian?
What does that have to do with anything?
You guys have never met Ukrainian women before.
Exactly.
You haven't been on the last podcast that I was on.
She's not a lesbian.
Why?
But the point is, I think her point is, what if she was?
She's saying, hypothetically, what if she was a lesbian?
I was not telling my sexuality, by the way.
No, we know your sexuality.
How?
Because you literally said, my ex, I paid for everything.
What if my ex is a girl?
But she's not.
But she's not.
But maybe I have...
How many women do you have?
She's multi.
She has a lot going on.
Bisexual, that's okay.
Try, try, try.
Are you a lesbian?
No.
I mean, it didn't take a rock science to find that out, man.
Contrajection.
You don't really find too many lesbians from Eastern Europe where the men are traditionally men.
Facts.
That's like a Western fallacy, like, weird old bullshit.
It's a cult.
It's a cult, honestly.
Yeah, like, you're not gonna...
You might find, like, somewhat bisexual girls for the, you know, pleasure of the man, but Russia, Ukraine, Romania, Eastern Europe countries where the men are more traditionally masculine...
Pretty based.
...the girls aren't really lesbians, bro.
It doesn't benefit them.
Why don't I say I'm gonna be with a woman that will not pay a fuck these?
I gotta pay half.
Yeah, like, yeah, man.
Okay.
That's it.
Okay, fair enough.
Anybody else have anything?
Fantastic.
I'm having a great time.
Yo, yo, dude.
I'm so happy to be here.
Shut up, bitch!
I don't care.
I'm so happy to be here.
I love you guys fresh and fit.
I'm a shout-out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Here we go, Chris.
Hey, listen.
I understand your excitement to be here.
We got out of here as well.
Listen, do not make me put you on time out, okay?
My bad.
So just take your time.
Each person will talk at their turn.
But Nick, you talking too much, man.
Goddamn, what the fuck?
I put on time out, man.
Yo!
Goddamn.
Yo!
Listen, you guys cannot break me.
I'm so hot, you can't even contain me.
I'm good.
I'm fucking good.
You guys are fucking ruthless, bro.
You guys cannot hurt me.
I am fucking unbreakable.
I tried.
I tried not to.
Yo, yo, Rumble said, somebody said, kick this all off.
Yo, man.
Alright.
Let me get through these ninjas.
Alright.
Are any ladies on the panel lesbian?
Okay, bisexual.
Wait, let me take a bath.
I'm gonna take a bath.
Okay, I'm gonna take a bath.
Yo, granny, granny.
If you're ruining the quality of the show, I will kick you the fuck off, right?
I don't invite lesbians onto the podcast anymore.
I don't do that shit.
Alright, so don't fuck around.
Please pay attention.
Alright?
You're ruining the experience of the other girls on the panel.
Your last chance, you get two strikes.
I'll put your eyes in time right now.
Chris on fire, god damn.
You used to be a teacher too.
You're messing with his streak.
Yeah, don't mess it up.
You're messing with his streak.
Yeah, you are, man.
God damn.
Chris is like, because we've brought lesbians on before, they really hurt the quality of the show.
Yeah, they do.
Because they don't contribute and they don't have nothing to say, bro.
And they be acting like dudes and they're annoying and shit.
50-50.
So, I mean, you have a man.
You said that earlier, so you're clearly not a lesbian.
Yeah.
All right.
Ladies, what age is too young for a woman to get married?
What age is too young for a girl to sexualize herself?
Post a bikini picture.
Oh, I finally...
Nigga, you asking three questions?
Nah, man.
It's not too much, bro.
Come on, bro.
You try to stretch that shit, boy.
Just do it.
I see what you're doing, nigga.
Let me answer your other questions.
Next time a person agrees to what you said, but dislike how you said it, ask them to put it into their own words and see what kind of accountability they will place on themselves without being asked.
They dislike the truth, but they need the uncut version.
Oh, okay.
Interesting.
We might try that next time.
Let's do it.
The Stoic 94.
The Free Truman Show.
Yeah, Black Panther, if we have time, I'll go back to that question, but I definitely have a line of questioning here that I have to ask my friend.
And you tend to, your question would be getting us off track.
So, let's see here.
My watch must be off.
Chris said 945.
Damn, nigga, not like this.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
He was on time.
Yeah, he was.
It was fresh, actually.
That was some naked time, bro, to be honest.
Noam Billy goes, to the guys, even the bum...
Oh, no, no, sorry.
This one before?
That's $5, yeah.
Okay, okay.
Question for ladies.
Can you turn a hoe into a housewife?
Shout out to Joe Smith.
This is a good question because it has to do with today's topic, so I'm going to start here with Miss Vintage Clothing.
If a girl's a hoe, can you turn her into a housewife in your opinion?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Why do you not think so?
It's kind of misogynistic.
I don't think so because a lot of people aren't able to change.
But they can change.
Some can.
But, sorry.
Some people can't change.
I believe that you have to want to change and a lot of people who mess around with a lot of people, they don't want to change.
They're not...
Have you been to college?
No.
I do it online.
I don't really want the college experience.
I respect that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Good for you.
All right.
What about you?
Do you think you could turn a ho into a housewife?
I agree with what she said.
Not really, because some people are stuck in their ways.
Okay.
So people stuck in their ways?
Yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
I believe if she wants to become a housewife, then I can help her, like support her and do my best too.
But if she doesn't want to change, so no.
Okay, let's say you were a man.
Would you marry a woman that was a porn star?
It depends.
If I am in love with her, so yeah.
If I feel something like connection and butterflies, so...
But she's connected with many other people.
Was.
Yeah.
It's still there.
Okay.
Alright, so you think you can take a woman that was promiscuous and turn her into a housewife?
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
I think it's possible in the aspect of the household cleaning, taking care of the kids, but if it's just about her body count, then no.
You can't turn her into a household.
If you look at it like that.
So she can do the tangibles of cleaning and stuff and doing hustle stuff.
Yeah, but remember, you've got to remember, being a housewife, turning a hoe into a housewife, that means a bunch of things.
Not just raising kids and cooking and cleaning, but fidelity, not being promiscuous anymore, being loyal, not looking at other men, not putting their man in a compromising situation.
So we mean the totality of the title.
Do you think that she can be a housewife when you account for everything?
Probably not.
You don't think so?
Damn.
Y'all some misogynists on this panel, man.
Keeping it real, okay.
Are you never going to get married?
Huh?
What was that?
She said I'm never going to get married.
You're never going to marry?
Oh, god damn!
No, I want to.
No, I want to get married.
What said that?
She was making a joke.
Who?
She was calling me a hoe.
Oh!
Rocky Hill said it.
That's messed up, man.
I didn't call her hoe.
I said, what, you're never gonna get married?
Oh, shit.
Shots fired.
That's your friend, by the way.
Okay.
What about you, Miss Ukraine?
Would you turn a hoe into a housewife?
I think it depends on the person.
Like, only if she wants to, like...
Generally?
Generally, do you think you can?
I? Yeah.
I think I can do this with any person.
I don't want to do...
I don't want to change any person.
Like, and I actually think that if you want to change, then you can change.
I can do anything with a person.
If I will be a man, like...
So you want to do...
If you were a man, you want to try?
No.
Okay.
I'm too lazy for this.
Too lazy.
For what?
For what?
She's a hoe.
If I want a...
For what?
Mamma mia.
Making sure to write the...
What?
She sounds like a italiano.
She sounds super cute.
What?
She sounds cute.
She's a hoe.
I love your accent.
- Bro, what the fuck, man?
- What the fuck, man?
- You have a nice, man. - You guys are beautiful. - Goddamn, bro.
Snicker man.
Okay. - Like, a question about this question.
They meant, like, about what?
About any person?
Like, how to change them?
Or about ourselves?
Like, what's the thing?
No, like, just in general.
Like, a woman that was a hoe before, can you turn her into a housewife?
Yeah, what's the point?
Like, what's the point of changing other people if they want to?
She's way above this.
She's like, why even try?
Why even try?
Okay, I like it.
Okay, interesting.
She's like, wait, what are you doing?
You maddie horse?
What?
Stupid!
No, I love it.
You dummy!
Okay, what about you?
Can you turn a hoe into a housewife, in your opinion?
Is being neutral an answer?
Okay, for argument's sake, let's see.
The probability.
Do you think it'd be probable for you to turn a hoe into a housewife in most circumstances?
I believe so, yeah.
Oh, okay.
What percentage you would say?
70% chance of turning her into a housewife from being a whore?
50%?
60%?
Probably like 60%.
Yeah, I'll say 70.
I'll say 70.
So only a 30% chance she's going to continue to be a whore?
Yeah.
Damn, you're optimistic.
Okay.
So there's hope for you.
Alright.
Goddamn, man.
Alright.
Alright, what about you?
You think you can turn a hoe into a housewife?
Define hoe.
Okay.
Look in the mirror.
How about this?
Let's have fun with this one.
If my woman was getting...
I'm not gonna say okay but banged on camera all the time okay I don't you draw one I would never do that or even like not Disrespecting any of the girls doing their thing on OnlyFans and stuff, but I think like People need to experiment people need to have their time said that's when you're young you change you grow you get older So, yes or no, then?
You get wiser.
In general, do you think you could turn a hoe into a housewife?
I don't think you need to turn them.
I think as time comes, they become who they are going to be.
So I guess, no, I don't know.
What do you know?
Do you understand what I'm saying, though?
No, because you changed your answer.
I'm not saying I want to change someone, but I think people adapt to being...
Yeah, like I think when you're young and stupid in high school and in college doing whatever, but then like once you get at a certain age.
Let me ask you a question.
How about this?
Let's have some fun with this.
Let's go into a dream scenario, okay?
Because I've realized that you have to put them in the shoes.
Let's say you make $150,000 a year, alright?
You live in Farmington, Connecticut.
You have a nice little home, right?
You work really hard.
You're an engineer, right?
Am I a man or a woman in the stream?
You're a man.
And you meet this girl, right?
She's attractive and everything else like that, but she has a shady past.
She used to be a stripper, maybe might have been doing some escorting and stuff like that.
Would you get married to her and risk potentially losing half your money and having to pay alimony?
And losing your kids?
That's...
You're saying what I just said.
I didn't mean to insult other people by saying I don't...
I wouldn't do that with people that did stuff like that.
Well, you said OnlyFans and doing anal.
I didn't say anal.
Yeah, you said getting banged in the butt.
Where did that come from?
No, no, I never said anal.
You didn't say anal, but you said getting banged in the butt.
No, I didn't.
I said...
I don't even know what I said with this.
No, no, no, I said porn.
Porn and anal?
That sounds like super fun.
Wow.
Shout out to Mr.
Organic in the chat, man.
Three of them.
I'm saying people grow up.
People go through college and stuff.
Let's say she grew up.
If she was a stripper and doing OnlyFans and whatever.
Are you taking that risk?
Are you marrying her?
Are you going to make her a housewife?
Are you going to take that risk?
I think that comes after.
Just say no.
Those people that do that stuff, I think that comes later on in life.
Wait, what?
Being a porn star, you think someone that young is being a porn star?
Absolutely, yes.
In this day and age.
I wasn't even giving a porn scenario.
I just said she was a stripper and potentially might have done some escorting.
You're not 100% sure.
Well, I don't know what their past life was.
Speaking to the mic.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry.
Wow.
Okay, so you don't know what you would do?
I'm not a man, okay?
There you go.
I'm not a man.
I mean, you don't have to be a man to make it.
I personally wouldn't want...
Would you take the calculator at risk?
Okay, I have four brothers.
I wouldn't want them with someone that did that.
Okay.
Okay.
And if they had that stuff to lose, would it be even worse for them to take that risk?
If they truly loved the girl...
Love.
Yeah, love.
LLB. Then I would say if they really changed and it was a couple years later, but other than that, no.
I wouldn't respect that.
Okay.
Sorry.
Is that bad?
I don't know.
You guys scare me.
You really suck at articulating yourself, but it's fine.
What about you?
What would you do?
Sorry, can you turn a hole into a housewife in your opinion?
Honestly, I believe that you can if she wants to Try to get better.
Same scenario.
You make 150k per year.
You're an engineer.
You're a man.
You're pretty successful.
Actually, you're a fitness coach and you've built yourself up.
And you live in, you said Broward, so let's say you live in Davie or something like that.
You've got a nice house.
Would you marry a woman that has that kind of past?
Would you take the risk?
I mean, it just really depends if you're willing to take that risk.
I'm asking, would you do it?
I would say yes.
I would give them the chance.
Put up 50% of your money, paying alimony, and losing the kids.
Potentially.
I might think about it and say no.
You cannot turn a hoe into a housewife.
I don't know.
You changed your mind.
I changed my mind.
Thank you.
And I'm going to stick with that.
Okay.
Just giving you a scenario.
That's it.
There's no right or wrong answer.
I love it.
Alright, what about you?
Honestly, I'm pretty neutral about it because it's like a 30% chance since...
30% chance what?
That like you could because...
Okay.
So 70% chance that she'll continue to be a whore?
Yeah.
Adam's 22 living his best life, so...
Okay.
I don't know.
Adam from No Jumper?
Yeah.
Damn.
No Jumper living his best life.
I don't know.
You calling him a whore?
I'm talking about his girl.
Oh.
I'm talking about him.
I'm saying he's living his best life.
Okay.
Would you take that route?
Would you do that?
Personally, no.
No?
Okay.
Personally, no.
Interesting.
All right.
I think there you go, guys, your answers there.
It looks like it's about 50% of the panel thinks that, well, most of y'all, well...
Yeah.
No, mostly I'll think that you can't turn it all into a housewife.
Interesting.
80%.
All right.
Cam Two Times.
If she has an OnlyFans, you are not her only man.
If a girl has an OnlyFans on her link tree, just understand that she's flying through dicks like Halo Banshee.
A girl who opens her legs for the whole world to see does not get a relationship out of me.
Well, that's a poem.
Yeah, this dude out here rhyming.
I like it, Cam Two Times.
Shout out to you, my friend.
The panel looks so poor on Halloween, their trick was the treat.
Okay.
Yo, you're a savage, bro.
Okay.
Let's see here.
Fresh, last year at this time, I challenged you to lose the fat from your face.
You're still at plus 80% body fat percentage.
Also, Chris has gotten fatter.
Myron, what is going on with these boys?
Money can't buy health.
Suspend them.
LOL. I think that's the first time I've seen this since we've been in this new studio.
Brandon, there's no denying the Western dating world is lopsided, but do you think it's only a matter of time until that's spread across the world?
Apparently parts of the Middle East, like Dubai, Saudi Arabia, are becoming like the West in regards to dating.
Not as bad as this, bro.
When I was in Dubai, I was a lot more conservative.
It's sipping in there, though.
It's sipping in there.
Yeah, they're about 10 years behind us.
Snowbro goes, WFNF, ladies, what are the two most important qualities in men that you look for?
That ties into the question I'm going to ask, so don't worry.
The singing bimbo vocals suck, but maybe tonight we could take her back to our place and put her throat to real use.
What the fuck?
A woman that leads her household ends up raising weak, docile, and undisciplined men, and her husband ends up becoming like her sons.
A woman should never lead the household.
All right, CryptoPunk.
All right, so I'm going to get into my first question, and those are the ones that came in from before?
Yeah.
All right, I'm going to get into the first question.
Ladies, we can start here.
What's the most common lie men tell you?
I think that they're not seeing other women.
Okay.
Who hurt you?
I have three brothers.
Okay.
Okay.
But what about that men tell you, though, that have tried to date you?
I mean, in your personal experience.
I would say that.
That one?
Okay.
You're the only one, baby.
All right.
What about you?
I was honestly going to say the same thing.
Give us another one then.
Give us your second most, if that's your most.
Second most.
I like short girls.
I don't know.
Honestly, I can't think of anything off the top of my head right now.
You want me to come back to you?
Yeah.
What about you, Miss Ukraine?
What does the most common linemen tell you?
Maybe they have friends with their female friend.
Yes.
Ukraine is based.
When they tell you that, what goes through your mind?
Do you think that they're having sex with their female friend?
No, actually, I believe in a friendship between a girl and a boy.
So, yeah, but sometimes boys, they align about this friendship because I trust them in this, you know, what I'm talking about.
Okay, I think what you really mean is that they're okay being friends with you.
No, like, if I have a boyfriend, like, yeah, for example...
Okay.
Let's imagine this.
Okay, yeah, if you have a boyfriend, hypothetically, okay.
Yeah, and he has a female friend, and I believe in the friendship between, like, boys and girls, and he tells me that they are just friends, but behind my back they are, like, having something more than just conversations.
Okay, so you don't believe that they're actually friends?
You think that they're having sex, you don't think they're...
That was a lie for me, because I had the situation when, like, guy, he lied to me about this, and he was sleeping with my friend.
What the fuck?
Okay, so the girl was friends with you and him.
Yeah.
Interesting, okay.
Okay, what about you?
What's the biggest lie men tell you?
That they're not just looking for sex.
I love your voice.
Yo, bro, bro.
Does that happen often?
Yeah.
Okay, what about you?
That my ex was dating with his friend in the parallel with me and with her.
What?
Yeah, he was dating two girls in one time.
Me and her.
Okay, so saying that he's only seeing you.
Dating.
Dating you.
Yeah, dating me and dating her.
All right, that's kind of what she said.
Yeah.
Yeah, give us something else.
I can't remember anything.
Probably, like...
Come on, ladies, this is your chance to complain about men.
Go ahead.
Yeah, that the guy is not using any, I don't know, can I say this, like, Drugs?
Yeah.
Okay.
I don't do drugs?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm there now.
That was a good one.
I would have never thought of that one.
Yeah, a lot of guys hide their addiction.
Alright.
Yeah.
What about you?
What's the biggest line man tell you?
You got a fat ass.
What the fuck?
Nah, my shit flat as fuck.
I ain't even gonna lie.
Chris, how do you know that, Chris?
She's super confident.
Chris, how do you know that?
I mean, stand up.
Little booties matter, bro.
He said stand up?
Yeah, stand up.
It was stand up in shows.
Bro, she's alright, man.
She's fine for us.
Wait, oh, you said her...
Oh, no, you got it.
Oh, you said that they lied to you and said...
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I know, but you said it.
We have to see the booty.
All right, and then you guys...
Go ahead.
Uh-oh.
Chris Ben.
I like it.
Do you love it?
It's pretty good.
Like I said, it's not even that flat.
It's still grabbable, just a little teeny tiny bit like that.
Alright, so what's the biggest lie that they tell you besides Chris's ass joke?
I gotta work on myself.
That is a lie.
Because when a guy tells you that, they always end up with somebody else.
But the last guy that told me that, I think he's gay.
That's crazy.
Was that your ex?
Yes.
I'm tired of this shit, man.
Let me work on myself.
The whole time you've got two other girls.
Or a guy.
Okay.
What about you?
What's the biggest lie that guys tell?
That liking girls' pictures on Instagram doesn't matter.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Like, not just liking a picture, like, oh, if they're, like, with their boyfriend, but, like, a sexual, like, bikini picture, you know?
Yeah.
Does your man like girls' Instagram pictures?
He doesn't follow anyone except me.
Really?
He only follows one person?
He has 7,000 followers, he follows, like, 400, and I'm the only girl.
Trust me, I've been through it all.
Alright.
Yo, he got a shadow coat.
He got a shadow coat.
Oh, he knows I got that gorilla grip.
What is it?
What is it?
A gorilla what?
I never heard that.
Chill, man.
What does that mean?
You don't want to know.
Gorilla what?
I'm single right now.
Gorilla Grip.
Gorilla Grip?
She said she's single right now.
No, I'm saying technically he wouldn't say that.
Whatever, it's alright.
Too far.
Too far, too far, too far.
What do you mean?
What about you?
Can we ask the question one more time?
I apologize.
What is the biggest lie that men tell women?
I love old ladies.
What is the biggest lie that men tell women?
Tell you.
You want my honest opinion?
Sure, go ahead.
I haven't experienced that.
They don't lie to you?
Lately.
In the last, I don't know, two and a half years.
Damn.
Okay, but I mean before the current relationship that man would tell you, he would say.
I know that too.
Sorry, go ahead.
I mean, a lie to make themselves look better?
Yeah, that works too.
I mean, honestly, I haven't heard one.
Yo, I got two.
I like older women.
No, honestly, I haven't been surrounding...
I have all two women.
You're beautiful.
No, but honestly, can I speak?
I haven't...
Menopause!
Menopause.
Don't give a fuck with menopause.
No, but I honestly haven't heard any...
You guys can give me all the low blows.
I'm still gonna fucking be strong.
I don't have an answer because I haven't experienced it, honestly.
Lately, lately.
And I'm happy.
Not applicable.
Not applicable.
I'm fine with this.
That's fine.
All right, what about you?
What is the biggest lie that men tell you?
I'm just happy to be here.
That they actually want a relationship just so they can fuck.
They say they want a relationship, but it's to actually smash.
Sell them a dream, guys.
Do you come up with something?
Yeah, I love you.
Three words.
Oh, shit.
That's the most deadliest combo you could use on a girl, bro.
If you're born in the first...
If you talk about lowball and a punch in the gut, when you like about I love you, that shit's fucked up, bro.
Okay, now, let's flip it to the other side now, okay?
What is the biggest lie?
I love that.
And I don't even want to say the biggest lie that you told because you guys are going to fucking lie about the biggest lie that you told.
Pretty much.
So what is the worst lie that you've ever heard a girl tell a man?
Your dick's big.
Wait, one at a time.
I'm not going to say a second ago.
Who said that?
Hold on, hold on.
We'll start here and then work our way back this way.
Biggest lie that you've heard a woman tell.
Like a friend or somebody that you know personally.
Can you skip me?
Because I know a couple.
So just give me a sec.
You want to say the best?
Is it like a top two or three?
Yeah, type shit.
So just give me a sec.
Okay, what about you?
Type shit, nigga.
Okay, can we please repeat the question?
Oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
Is he chilling?
I'm just having a good time.
I can't help it.
Get a medicine, bro.
Get some in the back.
What is the worst lie that you or anyone you know has ever told a man?
Their age.
Okay.
Like telling, like under-representing their age?
I mean, yes, they could be saying that they're super young, but they're super old.
Can you give me, because obviously if you say, you know, I'm 29 when you're really 30, that's not that bad.
But if you say, hey, I'm, you know, 17 when you're...
Sorry, I'm 21 when you're really 17.
That's really bad.
So there's obviously levels to it.
So what would you...
Can you give me an example of an age disparity?
Honestly, I honestly don't like being the first person.
I need a little bit more of an example.
I'm sorry.
Wait, okay.
So question for you.
I was skipped.
When you go on...
Well, you still go on dates.
Do you like about your age?
No, I would never lie about my age.
That's good.
So, you're saying people lie about their age, is that what you're saying?
Okay, just give us an example of a disparity with age, okay?
I'm gonna just move on.
Rocky, please save us.
Thank you.
I already said mine.
I didn't hear you.
Oh, she said...
Their dick size.
Okay.
Is that what you told your man?
No.
Like, what do you say about their dick size?
It's so big.
Yeah, oh my god, I love it.
No, no, let's say having sex with them is amazing.
And then once they break up, oh, that fucking sucked.
Okay, so their sexual capabilities.
Yes.
Alright, what about you?
This was a lie that actually I said it.
Okay, so the guy that was gay, right?
I mean, you're the one that said it.
That makes it look worse though, by the way.
That's like my most recent ex, so that doesn't even count.
That nigga's a different story, dawg.
He's gay.
In my head.
What was the lie that you told the gay guy?
That makes it look bad, right?
If he went gay after dealing with you.
Makes it look bad.
I met him that way, I think.
Damn, you fucked me good.
Yo son, this is terrible, dawg.
Damn, you fucked me good was the biggest lie that you told me.
That was amazing.
That was real specific.
That was real specific.
Is this the Greek guy?
No.
No, I actually didn't get to have sex with him.
That's why I said he's gay.
Oh, so he didn't like you or something?
Wait.
No, I don't know.
So this is another guy?
Like in the past, like before I met him.
Okay, so this is before Greek guy?
Way before, yeah.
Okay.
I don't be lying.
He was just...
So wait, how long were you and Greek guy together?
Fuck, I don't even know, bro.
I try so hard to forget about that.
Wait, you never had sex and you were with him for a while?
Yeah.
Like, how long?
A couple months.
That's crazy.
A couple months.
He never even tried?
He tried, but like I said, it's a long personal story.
I don't even know how to...
I can't, actually.
That's so weird.
But look, at the end, that's why I thought he was gay, because this nigga...
But you didn't let him hit!
Oh, trust me, I tried.
Oh, he didn't get up.
Oh, he was up.
So what was the problem?
It was more like a mental issue thing.
But that's why I said I thought that he was gay.
So you did it but he didn't...
If it got up, then maybe he's not gay.
No, no, no.
She probably was like, yo, nigga, let me see your dick, nigga.
Put it up, all right?
Let me see that shit.
Nah, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
I was a little suave with it.
I wasn't like, yo, put your shit up, nigga.
I wasn't like that.
I don't think anyone was like that.
I was a little sexy with it.
He had his shit up.
But that's why I'm saying it's a long story.
It's a long story.
Yeah, nigga.
Give me that fuck.
Take fuck, man.
Grab my ass.
This the hood ain't it?
Rush is going in tonight.
As long as I've heard.
Okay, so one guy, you told him, damn, you fucked me good, and then this guy tries to smash, and you said that you're not into it?
I'm so confused here.
What the hell?
No!
What the hell?
No, no, no, this Greek guy, which is my ex, he's the one that wouldn't let me smash.
But that's why I'm saying he was...
No, I asked you, did you let him smash, and you said no?
We only fucked once.
So you guys did have sex then?
For like two seconds!
So y'all did that technically.
You said you didn't, but you didn't.
I wouldn't consider that shit!
You did or you didn't?
Did he come?
None of us did.
I was in planet Mars, fool!
Alright, so you lied to the guy before him.
And he said you fucked me good.
Okay.
What about you?
What's the biggest lie you or someone you know told the guy?
Don't let me hang it, girl.
Come on.
Give me a dab.
Give me a dab.
I think usually girls, they're lying about their age or like...
No, but what's like the biggest lie that you told the guy or someone you know?
I need a personal story.
No lies.
Yesterday, we told a lie together.
The guys on the yacht, they were like...
You on a yacht yesterday?
Yeah, and they were like, oh, take the drugs, take the drugs.
And we were like, no, no, no.
I knew I would have said yes.
We're not using anything like this.
And she told the guys that we already used something.
And she was like, oh, I lied to them.
That we were using okay.
That we were using okay.
And it was really sick.
What the fuck is it?
I don't know.
Okay, so could we please let them finish?
So wait, I'm confused with your story.
So they asked you to do drugs and you said, no, we already took drugs?
Yeah, but we weren't.
Okay.
And other drugs.
Okay.
What about using drugs before?
Okay.
What about you?
That, like, their friends aren't attractive.
A homie-hopper.
No, I'm not a homie-hopper, but sometimes I'd prefer a different homie.
A different homie?
Fantastic.
What about you, Miss Ukraine?
The biggest lie that you've told the guy or that you heard?
And you can't use hers.
Okay, so...
I have really bad memories, so it's hard for me to remember, like, a situation, but...
You're 19!
Yes.
And what?
Yeah, so I feel like when I tell guys that we will meet again.
I'm trying to be polite.
When's the last time you told a guy that?
Yesterday.
You're a little evil, man.
Was it guys from the boat?
No, no.
Different one.
Innocent.
I'm joking.
Was it from the club then?
No.
It was a guy from the street.
We were walking and he was trying to...
South Beach.
See?
If you're a girl on South Beach, you're gonna get talked to.
100%.
They like you.
Okay.
What about you?
Biggest lie that women tell men or that you've heard or that you've told?
Probably like, don't worry, he's gay.
Something like that.
My friend.
Getting caught up.
You know?
He's gay.
You don't gotta worry.
Oh, you mean she likes him?
No, like, okay, so let's say I'm saying, like, I'm out with my friend or whatever, you know, my little, yeah.
Be like, he's gay, you feel me?
He's gay.
And then, you know, my friend play his role, act flamboyant and stuff.
Like, say her friend is upset over a guy.
She'll be like, fuck him, he's gay.
Yeah, he's gay, you're good.
Wait, what?
He doesn't want you because he wants other men.
I get that, but clearly he's not if he hooked up with her and they were in a relationship.
Yeah, I'm just saying that's her point of view.
Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, I might be slow here, but you're telling me that the girl says to you, he's gay.
No, the girl says to the guy, you feel me, you got a friend, you got a male friend, and you're all out together and you get caught up.
You're going to be like, oh, he's gay.
He's gay, bae.
You feel me?
You don't got to worry about nothing.
Man, you suck at explaining things.
Okay.
The girl has a guy friend and she says that the guy friend is gay when they're actually not, he's not gay and they're having sex.
Oh, oh, okay.
There you go.
You explained that really poorly.
Okay.
That's a good one, but goddammit.
That was a good one.
Basically saying a guy friend is gay.
Yeah.
Okay.
To leave suspicion.
Alright, what about you?
Probably that I'd hang out with them.
Alright.
Is that a personal one?
It happens all the time.
I just don't really have guy friends.
Okay.
Wait, but do you flake a lot on dates?
I get asked that on dates, but I say no.
Why?
I want to get my degree, and I want it to be organic.
Meaning, like, we're friends first.
Like, they want to get to know me.
Like, somebody who's educated, somebody who comes from a good family, things like that.
Okay.
Okay.
So, wait, if you're saying no on a date, then why are you telling them you'll hang out with them?
Well, they kind of harassed me.
Oh, okay.
To get them to go.
All right.
I'm going to come back to you now.
What is the biggest lie that women tell men?
We didn't forget.
Yeah.
You said you had a few, so go ahead.
They better be good.
Yeah.
I found out that one of my exes was talking to his ex or whatever while he was with me.
So I went in and hooked up with his best friend.
And then how did you lie to him then?
Because I told him that I was going to go see my homegirl, and then he believed it.
But I wanted to go hook up with his best friend.
Okay, so lying about going somewhere and not doing it.
Yeah.
Okay, and then that's it?
I mean, you want more?
I mean, you made it sound like it was going to be high.
I mean, that's...
So, okay.
Lying about going somewhere, but going somewhere else.
With his best friend.
Yeah, with his best friend.
Wait, do you think that was smart?
I mean, yeah, because he was cheating, I found out that he was doing way more with her, so...
Why not just walk away?
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Because now, that friend group looks at you as like a hoe.
Hmm?
Yeah, the friend that you fucked...
Oh, no, but he was a hoe anyways.
He had been trying to get at me.
I just...
No, no, no, but you look crazy now.
Oh, I look like a hoe for doing that.
Yeah.
Well, I guess if that's what it seems like, but I know I'm not no hoe.
Okay.
I just wanted my revenge, but...
That was not revenge, my friend.
That was an L. Hey, I shot him in the head, but I'm not a murderer, bro.
No, I'm not.
My head ain't a murderer.
Yo, he took a W, by the way.
Hmm?
Alright, what else?
Okay, so lying about going somewhere and doing something else, and in your case, lying about hanging out with a friend, but fucking a best friend.
Alright, what else?
Anything else?
You said you had a couple.
Damn, why you so mean?
Who?
You haven't heard nothing yet.
Trust me.
No, no, no.
I'm just f***ing around.
I'm just f***ing around.
Oh, the ad-libs aren't coming for me.
But Chris!
Oh, that's somebody else?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I didn't say s*** in like five minutes.
I didn't say s*** in five minutes.
Yeah, I haven't roasted y'all.
Well, not yet.
I've just been like taking notes the whole time.
You're being very nice.
Nah, I've heard some crazy s*** though.
Give us one more.
Okay, yeah, you heard something.
Alright, what'd you hear?
Nothing.
My homeboys be telling some crazy-ass lies to these females.
Like, one time...
No, this is a lie that girls tell.
Yeah, the girls.
Oh, damn.
Okay.
I mean, I could tell you what the girl, like, what was the lie, like, what he told her.
No, this is we're on the girls line now.
Yo, did you smoke before the show?
Yeah, bro.
She had a good one.
Yeah, she smoked.
She smoked, man.
Share with us.
Okay, well, I don't know why I'm doing this, but do you have anything that you wanted to say as far as like a lie that women tell?
You said just age?
Oh, you were supposed to give me the discrepancy.
A lie that women tell to men?
Remember you said it was age before?
And I said, okay, can you tell me the specific age gap because there's a difference between lying and saying you're 28 when you're really 30 versus saying that you're 21 when you're really 17?
This is honestly a lot, but I thought I'd answer the question, but if you ask me again, I might answer you again.
I'm sorry.
I'm having such a good time.
What do you want, man?
I don't know.
Put a one if you want to go on, put a two if you want to stay, man, because at the end of the day, man, it's just ridiculous, man.
Chat, it's up to you, man.
Maren, you can read the chat.
I asked the question earlier, and I said, what is the worst thing?
We'll walk it back.
I asked you, hey, what is the worst lie that you've heard a woman tell or that you've told or whatever?
And you said, oh, they lie about their age.
I'm like, okay, well, if they lie about their age, you know, a white lie, hey, I'm 29 when I'm really 30.
That's not really that bad.
But if you lie about your age and say, I'm 21 when you're really 17, well, that could be serious because someone could go to jail.
So there's levels to it.
So I was asking you, can you please...
Qualify or quantify, sorry, the age discrepancy of the worst one that you know.
Because remember, this is the worst lies that you've heard.
I mean, do you want me to really be honest with you?
I haven't heard a lie.
I haven't heard a lie in my longest years, in years and years and years.
I haven't heard a lie.
I only said that because that was the first thing that came to mind, and I apologize.
I don't have an answer for you.
No guys ever lied to you?
No.
I haven't had anybody lie to me because I don't surround myself with people like that.
No one ever.
No.
No man.
I'm sorry.
Different world, man.
I'm in the new world.
Bro, you're in your own space, man.
No, actually, there's a new world.
No, there's two worlds.
There's a new and an old.
I'm in the new.
Shut up, bitch!
If I don't know the answer, I apologize.
All right.
What did the chat say?
I didn't even look at it because I was trying to re-explain.
They mostly want it gone, man.
They mostly want it gone?
Let's give it one more chance.
All right.
What do you think?
Up to you guys, man.
I mean, like I said, I'm not...
I mean, it hurts my head a little bit, but it's fine.
Let's give it one more chance, man.
This is funny as fuck.
Yeah, I know you're enjoying it, motherfucker.
You're just ad-libbing everything.
I'm over here trying to take notes, and I'm like, God damn it, man.
I'm starting to write, like, an N slash A app, right?
I'm honestly sorry.
These are the questions I've normally answered.
I never do that shit.
I'm always trying to get an answer now.
Talk about fitness, and I'll be able to answer you.
Fitness, I got guns.
I don't know about relationship advice, so I apologize.
So why are you here?
I was here because I was invited, and I'm just getting used to these questions, so I apologize.
I mean, you're 41.
You don't date at all?
No, I don't date.
She's been in a relationship for two years.
Sorry.
But you said also that you purport yourself to be a life coach, so I would assume that you'd be able to...
I'm giving life advice, but I'm not prepared for some of the questions, so I'm doing the best of my ability.
And you're a life coach?
What the fuck is going on right now, bro?
Who are you helping?
These are not the questions I've been asked, so I'm sorry.
I'm doing the best I can.
All right.
Okay.
Fantastic.
Man, I would have flunked you if you were my student, man.
Damn, bro.
I'll give an F, bro.
Hey, yo, get the refund back, bro.
I'll get an E for effort.
I'll take an E for effort.
No one's triggering me tonight.
I'm fucking...
I just got...
My chakras aligned, so I'm good.
Okay.
Now, I'm gonna ask the girls.
If you had a son, what lie would you tell men to watch out for the most?
What would you tell your son to watch out for the most that women tell?
um damn why me first bro Mm-hmm.
Well, because it started here last time.
Actually, wait.
We started with her.
Now you started with her first, and then maybe...
Okay.
No, it goes back and forth.
Yeah, either way.
We can start here.
Alright, fine.
You got spared.
Yeah, you got spared.
You got time to wake up from the highness.
I said don't smoke.
Alright, what about you?
What's the biggest lie that you would tell your son to watch out for?
From girls.
That they're gonna take you serious?
Alright.
Alright, what about you?
Probably, like, I'm not a hoe.
How you know that?
I mean, like, bitches be lying, so...
It's true.
Bitches be lying.
Do you think most girls are hoes by that statement?
Honestly, no.
There's a lot of women in this world, so...
Okay, let me qualify that.
Okay, women in the United States...
That were born between the years of 2000 to 2005.
Young women.
Honestly, I feel like since you did say in the United States, though, it's kind of different here because a lot of women, they don't carry traditional morals or anything like that.
They just be free or doing whatever the hell they want.
What about you?
What would you tell your son to watch out for, the lie to watch out for that women tell all the time?
I'm not sure, but maybe nothing.
He has his life to explore this world and do his own mistakes and everything, but he will ask me, like, about something or my partner.
Yeah, he's asking you for guidance, Mom.
Mom, I need your help, Mom.
Yeah, of course, I'll tell, like, everything what he needs to know.
Okay, give us one example of what he needs to know.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
I'll give him one example of what he needs to know.
What does he need to know?
I don't know.
I'm not a guy to, like, know what they want to know.
But you're a woman and you know what lies women tell, so what would you tell your son to watch out for?
Just be careful, maybe.
Do you have brothers?
To my brother.
Yeah, be careful, maybe they want to use you.
Okay, that's a start.
Use you for what?
For money.
So should he still pay for first dates then?
Yes, of course.
But they need to understand, like, the difference, like, connection and just, I don't know.
Fake connection.
Yeah.
Like, Wi-Fi and wired.
Huh?
Alright.
What about you?
What lie would you tell your son to watch out for?
Cash up or bumble.
Pretty much like what Chanel was saying.
Like, if they're ho, like, whoever they met with.
I'm not ho?
Alright, we need something more creative.
What's a new one?
I like you.
Yeah.
Wait, is he telling you that or is he telling you to say that?
No, no, no.
At first I thought he was saying it to me.
No, no, no.
I want to get you to say it from me.
Like their body count.
Oh, that's a good one.
Damn.
That's a very good one.
Hold on.
Has a guy ever asked you for your body count?
Has he ever asked you for your body count, guy?
Uh-huh.
What'd you tell him?
A body count to your son?
No, no, no.
You actually told him the real answer?
You told him the real answer?
Yeah.
Stop the cow!
What was it?
I don't want to say it on the internet.
I don't want to say it on the internet.
Just tell me...
No.
What's yours?
No.
What's yours?
No, no, because this is very interesting.
You told the guy...
No.
I'm not saying it for everyone to judge.
It's a rough estimate.
I won't judge you.
Promise.
That's your wordpress.
Chris, shut the fuck up.
No.
Okay.
This is the highlight.
Chris ruined it, man.
Alright.
Goddamn.
Is it above 20?
No.
Not above 20?
Uh-oh.
Okay.
Good.
I don't believe that, but that's fine.
Times three.
She's lying right now.
Alright, what about you?
What is the biggest lie?
What lie would you tell your son to watch out for from women?
Probably, like, that the women, they're liking him.
Some women, they're...
When they say I like you?
Yeah.
Why do you say that?
I mean, it's not about me, but I've seen that some girls of my friends, they've been lying about this just to use these guys.
Like for connections, for...
Access.
Yeah, yeah, it's different reasons for everyone, but sometimes they're doing this.
Question, on that yacht you were on yesterday, right, or the day before, how'd you get on the yacht?
It was, I watched a TikTok that there is some, like, app, I don't want to say the name, or I can, but it will be, like, a promotion.
I don't see a reason there.
Yeah, that there, like, a lot of clubs, they are posting there, and the promoters, they're inviting the girls there.
In Miami, everything is working like this.
I have some friends here who have acquaintances with the promoters, that's why we went there.
So basically, ask that because on the yacht, did you like anyone there?
Did you like anybody on the yacht?
No, it was really scary there, to be honest.
It was the worst experience ever.
We were terrified.
We didn't even drink anything.
We were even thinking about to jump in the ocean because it was scary for us.
The Jews there were...
We were not talking to anyone, but we were scared because we didn't know people there.
Because typically if you get invited on a yacht, niggas are trying to smash.
So the fact that you went...
There were like three guys and 24 girls, so we were like just a little scared.
They take turns, trust me.
They take turns.
But okay, maybe you didn't know.
So there are only three guys and 20 girls?
It was weird.
Why were you worried then?
Yeah, I was even thinking how...
Did they even pay you guys' attention?
No, we didn't want this.
Okay.
So typically, what promoters do, they'll bring girls that they already know, and then new girls.
Yeah.
So old girls, they already hit.
So new girls, they're going to be their target.
For example, like, they're on a boat, all of them on a boat, but they want a new girl.
Well, they said they didn't even talk to them like that.
No, they tried to, though.
Yeah, tried to.
And offer them, like, some goodies to entice them.
Yeah, and they said, no, and they said, fuck this shit.
They said no, but then the guys were like, fuck this shit.
Yeah, smart.
Okay, so I like you, but you're saying girls say that to get access and stuff like that.
Okay, so how should a guy test a girl if she says, I like you?
How do you test her to make sure she likes him?
Give some time for this relationship to go and check red flags, the experience of this girl.
You need to know this person and do not probably rush your relationship.
Don't rush it, you said?
Yeah.
So she's going to just continue to get stuff out of you?
Because you're not rushing it?
No, no, no.
I mean, like, don't rush to do it seriously.
Like, your relationship.
Like, that you'll be living together in two weeks.
Should you try to have sex with her quickly?
To see if she really likes him?
What do you think?
To be honest, I wouldn't give to my son advices because I think it is his business.
More proof that women can't raise men, but that's fine.
What advice would you tell your son, the biggest lie that girls say to watch out for?
Come on, bro.
Okay, bro.
You're the only guy I'm talking to.
Alright.
The opposite.
The last thing is coming from me.
Right, right, right.
We got you.
Yeah.
Alright, what about you?
Double check on contraceptive.
Oh.
Oh, like since I'm on birth control?
Yeah, or like make sure there's no holes in the condom.
Mmm.
Okay.
Put some hot sauce in that bitch after.
Shout to Drake.
Drake.
What about you?
Drake.
Biggest lie you would tell your son to watch out for that girl still.
Wait, biggest lie?
The biggest lie would be just to play it safe.
Make sure you wear a condom just in case.
I mean, how old are we when we're telling our kids this?
No, it's the biggest lie to watch out for that girls tell is the question.
Yo!
Bro.
That we're a saint and I've never been around.
I've never had sex with anybody.
I'm the first one you've ever been with and believe everything I'm saying to you.
Okay.
You're the first one I've ever been with.
Alright.
You had it.
You got it.
Is that the first question she answered?
Yo, I'm not gonna lie.
You are very patient, my friend.
Because normally this chick would be gone.
Yo!
This is crazy, bro.
What about you?
Biggest lie that you would tell your son to watch out for that women tell all the time?
When they say they need time.
Okay.
When you say I need time, need time for what?
Sex or relationship?
Both.
Okay.
Which one is the more dangerous one?
Sex.
Why is that?
Because that's just like proving that they just want something out of you.
Mmm.
Okay.
Well said.
Alright.
Now, what is the biggest lie that you would tell your daughter to watch out for that men tell?
Um...
I don't want to say something that everybody else has said.
No, you're first.
Yeah, you're first.
Oh.
No, I mean like in the other questions because it's kind of similar.
Yeah, but now you're giving a personable piece of advice to your daughter.
Yeah.
Honestly, to just...
To not believe everything.
To not believe everything and to take things slow.
Okay, give us an exact thing to watch out for though, specifically.
Guys that are like, that like to go out a lot.
Okay.
No, a lie to watch out for.
Oh, oh, sorry.
That...
That they're not talking to nobody else, that they're busy usually.
Okay, what about you?
What advice would you tell your daughter to say the lie to watch out for for men?
Or grandkids.
Honestly, to make sure that they have a job?
Are they working?
A lie.
A lie?
Yeah.
Honestly, can you come back to me?
Yo, oh my god.
I'm serious.
Yo, you gotta be trolling me.
Yo, I prefer the OnlyFans girls, man.
Goddamn.
Yo, okay.
At least I'm being honest.
I've never been asked these questions before.
Struggle paddle, bro.
Struggle paddle, Chris.
Yo, man.
You can't tell, man.
Yeah, you can't tell.
I know.
I know.
Oh, man.
Are you guys saying this right now?
Now I'm getting confused on the question because it's like every time.
Alright.
What is one piece of advice or one lie that you would tell your daughter to watch out for that men give?
The most important lie that they need to watch out for?
Ain't no way, bro.
That you would tell your daughter.
Them saying I love you for sex.
Okay.
See, that wasn't so hard.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
Alright, what about you?
I just got a little lost.
So one thing you would tell your daughter to avoid?
Yeah.
The lie.
The most important lie you would tell your daughter to watch out for?
I'm not rooting for a relationship.
Alright.
But I think that goes both ways.
Okay.
What's worse, when it comes to the man or the woman?
The man.
Why?
Because men get to choose when they can be in a relationship.
Damn.
Women get to choose when they get to have sex.
So shouldn't they be selective on who they get into a relationship with just like a woman is selective on who she fucks?
Yeah.
So is it really worse when a man says it?
Yeah.
You just contradicted yourself.
I just said yeah, because I didn't even understand the question.
Yeah. - Yeah.
Ain't no way this is real, bro.
It's really fucking real.
Myrina!
I thought I was Myrona.
Y'all wonder why I don't come up with more complex questions, bro.
Yeah, and any more?
Go crazy, bro.
Goddamn, man.
Alright.
What about you?
What is a lie that you would tell your daughter to watch out for?
That men want something serious.
Like that the relationship will be serious and they will have a, I don't know, marriage.
Okay.
I want something serious in marriage.
Children.
House.
How can you tell if he's serious about that versus lying?
I have no idea.
Watch out when he tells you I want something serious in marriage.
Okay, mom, thanks!
How do I know?
I don't know!
I would like to know as well, you know?
How can I know?
What about if they spend more time with you than with anyone else?
Sometimes you can't...
So from my experience, you can't tell?
For me, sometimes men are really good liars, you know?
So I'll give you a huge hint here.
This is more personal, but if you want to know, obviously there's time as a factor, but what guys say and what they do should add up.
So if it doesn't add up, on some level, he's lying to you because the words should match the actions.
If they don't match, he's a fraud.
Yeah, I think it's the thing, like, for example, a daughter must be, like, a...
Watch for red flags, like a mini red flags.
It can show like a big lie, like that he wants something serious from a small red flags.
I'm confused.
Alright.
What about you?
What is one lie that you would tell?
I'm gonna, after this, I'm gonna read the chats and then girls, you can go ahead and ask us a question.
Yes.
Alright.
Yeah, it's the fun part.
Yeah, let them be in the driver's seat for a second because this is frustrating.
Yeah, kill the Twitch and the Twitter and Facebook.
Put one over to YouTube, guys.
Alright, what is one lie that you would tell your daughter to watch out for?
That they want more than sex.
Or like, they'll take care of you.
They'll give you a future.
Okay.
How would you tell her to know if they're being serious about, I'll take care of you and give you a future?
See how soon he tries to have sex with you, I guess.
Like, if he just tries to fuck you off the bat.
And then says that at the same time, it's bad?
I mean, like...
Like, if he tries to smash you off the bat, then he also says in there, I'll take care of you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Like, you'd see him doing those actions first, and then eventually you guys have sex.
Alright.
What about you?
That he will stop shitting on me.
Or on you.
What?
He told her, I'm going to stop, baby.
I'm going to stop one day.
Oh, dude, that smashed your friend.
What about you?
I'm different.
I'm not like the other guys.
I'm different.
Yeah, I'm different.
Guys use that a lot, too.
Alright.
What about you?
That you're the only one.
Come on, man.
Give us something better than that.
You said that last time.
Oh, I did?
Yeah.
I guess that...
Sorry.
That they're being genuine all the time?
Well, it's a...
Oh, that they're saying, like, I'm genuine right now?
Yeah.
Like, if he tells your daughter I'm being genuine?
Yeah.
And he's not...
Yeah.
I get it.
Most of the time, men aren't that emotional.
Okay.
All right.
Interesting.
Cool.
All right.
I'm going to read the chats and then I'm going to turn it to you guys if you guys got a question for us or comment or disagreement or something like that.
I'm not going to lie.
This current panel, I'm cool with going back to OnlyFans, girls.
Here's one of those, right?
It takes one girl to lower the IQ of the panel because the girls are like, what the fuck is going on?
So they start spacing out.
So if I booted off Granny earlier, these girls would have been, okay, you know what?
Let's get it.
Because I've noticed that's what happens when girls, you know, meet other girls.
Chris breaking a fourth wall.
I'm telling you, man, like these past three shows, man, it's like one girl to fuck it up for everybody.
Oh, I'm sorry.
What was the question again?
Oh, it's pretty pretty.
Say the same shit over again.
I'm like, come on, man.
You're on the panel.
You're next.
Pay fucking attention, man.
You're pissing me off right now.
Okay, Chris.
All right, ladies.
It ruins quality of the show.
Talk your shit, nigga.
Yeah, I mean, here's the thing, man.
It just makes y'all look crazy.
That's really what it comes down to.
It's like, what?
What?
Someone say cuckoo?
She said cuckoo.
Granny, Granny said cuckoo.
Don't worry.
Some of you ladies are awesome, by the way.
Wait, who said cuckoo?
I mean, I know you ain't talking, bro.
You just contradicted yourself last statement, so you can't talk either, man.
Honestly, I don't even know what we were talking about.
You can't really make jokes, man.
I will say this.
This has been a funny-ass show.
So kudos to you girls.
This has been hilarious.
Well, we suck, basically, if we're not on OnlyFans.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
I am saying the other shows are a bit more, I want to say, interactive.
This is more chill.
Sorry, I'm out.
With my cities out.
No, they don't do that.
That's the sad part.
What he's trying to say is that we brought girls on that are retarded, to be honest with y'all, and are, you know, porn stars, whatever it may be, and he's saying that they have been more inquisitive and more engaging and been able to answer very simple, straightforward questions better than some of you have.
That's what he's trying to say.
I was engaging.
I think she was engaging.
No, no, we're not saying you.
I get it, I get it.
I'm sorry, I just think...
Maybe specific questions.
If you want to insult me, that's fine.
I'm not going to get triggered.
So whatever you guys want to say, it's fine.
Please get triggered.
At least something is happening right now.
Okay, that's fine.
Let me go ahead and read these chats.
Some chats here, folks.
Saroosh says, Bro, these chicks literally no soul.
What the fuck?
Lolly, dumbass, offer zero value and expect the top of the top.
Wes is a failed society.
WFNF. Who's Lolly?
Okay.
All right.
Ocho goes, shout out FNF. I'm a 23-year-old truck driver.
Thank you, guys.
I also had my first American bully litter this year almost.
Gave up listening to you guys.
Gave me motivation.
Thank you, me at Ocho Vlogs on YouTube.
Okay.
That's some good money, man.
Okay.
45-year-old U.S. Marine Corps vet.
I've been a six-figure earner for some time, but thanks to FNF. I'm back to the gym full-time.
Lost 15 pounds of body fat down to 16% in three months.
Go to get 10%.
Thanks for what you guys do.
Absolutely, bro.
Being fat is unacceptable as a man.
And we'll continue to make fun of you for it.
If you don't get it.
If you lose the weight.
Knee growth.
Okay.
Kyle Jenner on crack must be pissed.
she's next to a female version of Master Roshi.
I'm lost.
She's hitting these two girls.
Wait, what?
Master Roshi.
Who's Master Roshi?
Is it not her?
I think she's Kylie Jenner on crack.
So who's...
Really?
Fuck yeah, I'll bust her.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, no, that's my sentence.
Who's Master Roshi?
Kylie Jenner on crack and then Master Roshi.
What's Master Roshi?
Who's Master Roshi?
I don't care.
I'm having a good time.
What's that mean, Master Roshi?
I think it's great.
I'm happy to be here.
Don't worry, ladies.
I'm sorry if I didn't answer the questions the right way.
I want to laugh, but I don't know who the fuck Master Roshi is.
Bells, you know what to do.
Alright, we got here Fresh's Shermuta.
Alright, official rating for tonight's show starting from Fresh's side.
Okay.
Redhead.
Beef.
Beef.
Two.
M Cookies.
One.
Milk Cookies.
Okay.
Milk Cookies?
Four.
I like it.
Where is it?
Myron's Sister.
Oh, Myron's Sister.
Four.
No, three.
Ukraine Bolt.
Six.
Ukraine Bolt.
Alona.
Three.
Ukraine Bolt.
Three.
Hazel Moore.
Six.
Chanel the Felt Singer.
Four.
Isseho.
Five.
So I got a one?
What does a one mean?
One is the worst?
That's okay.
You could roast me all day long.
I'm not getting offended.
It's all good.
It's a one out of ten scale, is what he's saying.
It's the official rating for tonight's show, according to him.
I'll give you the best.
If I'm a one, then what are you?
Honestly, to be honest.
What the fuck is beef?
What's a ten, then?
I want to see a ten.
What do you call it?
I want to see a fucking ten, honestly.
Because I'm a one.
At least try a little.
What is that?
It's over 9,000!
Yeah, he called you redhead beef.
Yeah, he need to get better with the installs if you want to try it, for real.
Nah.
Okay, Precious.
Oh, my God.
Chris just goes, goes, flying from Tulum to L.A., watch an old clip with Sineko and Zerka today.
112 in Chinese girl sitting front turns around if I could lower it.
I said, oh shit, somehow I could hear it, but half the plane did too.
The vibe in that plane landing content.
What?
100 bucks I'm confused by it I think it's one hour, 12 minute mark Something happened with a Chinese girl I don't know what transpired there Yeah, I don't know.
Hi.
Oh, shit.
Somehow I could hear it, but...
What?
Alright, where are we at here?
Did she fart something?
Alright, we're going to turn to you ladies here in a second, so please have something.
Question or comment.
Yeah.
The Carpenter Garage.
Appreciate that.
Hi.
Okay.
Hi to you, my friend.
IRS says...
What's up with this panel?
What's up with this panel?
The grandma must have found some Zerka's leftover Coke.
She...
What the fuck?
Wait.
Zerka's leftover coke, she wildest out.
The two girls who sound like they gargle cigarette ash and Jamaican rocks along with the two eastern girls whose immigration status sounds sus-holy.
Oh my god.
Gargle cigarette ash.
That shit can't hold me down.
I am so good.
Bring it to me, baby.
I don't.
You don't?
I smoke weed.
Okay.
You didn't go out.
Why is your voice still...
Or do you just sound like that naturally?
This is my voice.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, party voice.
Alright.
I could sing.
Raspy?
Sexy?
You can sing?
I really can.
I'm really good, but I'm not going to, so don't fucking ask.
I wasn't going to ask.
So then why bring it up?
You might as well sing if you're going to sing.
Sing it, girl.
Wait a minute, that's good.
Okay, relax, I was joking.
No, that was not true.
No, go, you got it.
Thank you, thank you so much.
No, I believe in you.
No, I believe in you.
Alright.
Jose Perez goes, yo, Myron, ask your sister in the corner how long it'd take her to get the mud out her ass after dating her ex?
What?
I remember the Colombian girl, it's like Myron, that's the best thing.
Oh.
Myron.
Bro, I don't look like a fool, bro.
Last time she was here to chat saying she looked like you, Mari.
What do they mean by that with the mud?
I don't know.
She said he was gay.
Yeah, maybe it's because I didn't actually have sex with him.
Okay, alright.
Well, you did technically, but like for two seconds.
Alright, I was going to ask a question.
Never mind, it'll fly over their head.
Chris, cue the plane.
And that's when they presented it.
- Alright, um. - Mumble Rats? - Mumble Rats? - What the fuck? - Alright. - Uh, Northwest Trucker goes, "Ladies, your man is making 200k for five years and your wifey business ends up going under so you have to pay the bills until he figures it Are y'all staying and how long does it take to bounce back before you bounce out?
Okay, so you have to pay the bills and you guys have been together for five years.
He took care of you making $200,000 per year.
How long are you hanging out until you leave?
We'll start here with Ms.
Redd.
Until he leaves?
No, until you leave.
Oh.
Because he's no longer a provider.
You gotta work now and take care of y'all.
Five years is a little crazy.
No, you guys been together for five years.
I know, I know.
Okay.
Probably like...
three, four months.
Okay.
Okay.
Keep it real.
Alright.
What about you?
How long are you sticking around?
Well, you're saying he's been working for how many years?
Five years.
Yes.
Okay, and I have to take the...
Okay, so I'm going to keep working.
Okay, so I'm going to keep working as much as he worked.
I will work as long as he worked.
So five years?
Yes, I will make it work.
All right.
What if it takes longer than five years?
I'm out.
Okay.
Okay.
Cool.
But remember, you guys don't have the same quality of life.
I'm sorry, say that again?
You guys don't have the same quality of life.
It's not like you're going to be making 200k a year.
You're going to be making way less because you were out at the job market for five years.
You're going to be working like two jobs.
Yeah.
So I will give him a chance until I can't make it anymore and then I won't quit.
How long is that that you can't make it anymore?
I will try as hard as I can and if I can, I will move on to the next.
We're asking how long until you move on to the next.
I'm gonna go as long as I can.
I'm going all in.
Ten years.
Ten years, okay.
I'm year 45, so...
So that doubles the time, but you're...
Okay.
She might die before that.
Okay, I'm just...
Okay.
No, I'm 41.
Maybe I want to go all the way to the end.
I don't know.
Okay.
I'm just gonna put not applicable.
What about you?
I don't think I'd really put myself in that situation.
Well, everything was good when y'all were together.
I think...
So you're leaving immediately.
No, but I just don't see myself in that situation.
I don't think I'm going to settle down and get married to someone.
Oh, so $200,000 is enough for you?
It's enough, but I'm saying I don't think I'm going to marry someone else.
It depends.
We have kids, but there needs to be other circumstances.
Yeah, y'all were together for five years.
Let's say no kids and you guys did well.
I mean, he just paid for it, took care of you for five years.
Business was great, but then it takes- Where'd all that money go?
Just business goes bad.
COVID happens.
ERC, employee retention credit.
You know what that is?
I mean, you can do unemployment, but that's not going to...
Educating you over there.
No, it's not that.
It's that you're never...
That's not going to make $200,000 a year like he was making.
No, it's $26,000 per employee.
But regardless, what I'm saying...
If it came down to it, but I don't think I'd be in that situation.
And no, I don't think I would stay with someone that's not financially supporting me as much as I'm supporting them.
Okay.
I think that's the man's job.
You want to commit fraud?
With ERC? ERC's not fraud.
He has no employees.
It's through the IRS. That's not fraud.
Oh, if he doesn't have employees?
Yeah, he's self-employed as an entrepreneur.
I was fucking with you guys with ERC. I was just throwing that out there.
But, no.
I don't think I would.
So you would leave immediately?
Not immediately, but if he's not going to work his ass off to get back to where he was.
He's trying, but you need to hold it down.
How long would you hold it down?
Two days.
Or you're not holding down at all.
You'd be like, fuck this, I'm not.
What if I'm at a place where I don't even, I don't have the chance to hold it?
I'm gonna have to, we're both gonna be broke at that point.
Yeah, well yeah, you'd have to get a job and hold them down for a bit.
Then yeah, fuck it, I'd do it.
If I love him.
If I love him.
I mean, I would hope after five years.
Yo, I can't get it on my head.
Like, you love this Palestinian guy after two months.
I would hope you love this dude after five years.
Yeah, but he's, like, very...
I, like, respect him, and, like, he's a, like...
You would get with a guy for five years that you don't respect?
It's diff...
Like, it's diff...
If he's making that much money for five years, how is he just gonna go broke?
He must be spending his money on stupid shit like gambling or something.
Shit happens.
Like, the economy can go bad.
Business goes bankrupt.
Then yes, I will help.
For how long?
Five years.
Yo, the kids move on, bro.
I'm not gonna lie.
The comment, Kylie Jenner, gonna be laughing my ass off.
But she actually looks super cuter than Kylie Jenner.
Oh, don't lie, but thank you.
No, you're super cute.
I mean, you haven't had a surgery yet, have you?
You got the dog shitting on the toilet.
I didn't even notice.
Alright, how long are you sticking around?
Until death do us a part.
So you're going to support him the whole time?
Hell yeah.
You're going to work in...
I don't mind that shit.
I mean, if we're together for five years, I'm going to stick by you till whenever.
If we're going to be broke, we're going to be broke together.
If we're going to be homeless, we're going to be homeless together.
I held it on you for five years.
Why would I stop now?
Right.
If I love you, I love you.
Love isn't just a feeling.
It's a commitment.
Think about how many fights that starts, though.
So just so you know, right?
He's smashing you, though.
That's okay.
I already dealt with it once.
Honestly.
Where'd that guy go?
Oh no, wait.
He's across the street.
Wait, did you break up?
Did you break up with him or did he break up with you?
I don't even know.
It was, like, so fast.
Okay.
What about you?
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
Are you staying?
Are you leaving?
How long are you staying?
Staying for how long?
As long as our relationships are.
Yeah, but now you have to work two jobs.
You gotta support him.
Yes, yes, yes.
So you're gonna work the two jobs to support him?
Yes.
For how long?
As long as we are in the relationship.
That's smart.
As long as we are in a relationship.
Yeah, but I'm asking how long will the relationship last?
We can be in the relationship for like 10 years, for 20 years.
No, you're running for five.
Yes, I know after.
Like after five years, it could be like for 10 more years, for 20 more years.
But we need a direct answer.
How can I imagine this?
How long can the relationship last with you being the sole provider?
That's the question.
Yeah, it could be like as long as we're in the relationship, like even for 20 years.
How many years?
50.
How long will it take you to break up with him after he's stopped supporting him?
I would not break up because of this reason.
Lots of reasons why I could break up with him, like cheating, like being abusive, but not a financial reason.
Give us one answer.
Yeah.
Two years?
Five years?
Six years?
A week?
Two days?
I would not break up because of this, you know?
Okay, so you won't break up at all?
No, because of this, no.
Okay.
You left your last guy for paying all the bills.
No, I just, it was a joke that I answered by this.
He was cheating on me, that's why we broke up, you know?
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
Yo, man.
Yo, this is kind of like torture, bro.
Yo, bro, this is bad, man.
Yo.
Chris, yo, is this one of the worst panels ever, bro?
I just gotta say it.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is one of the worst ones.
I'll start it with.
I'm actually enjoying this, though.
I'm trying to write notes, and I'm just like, what the fuck, man?
You're not giving straight answers.
NA, what the fuck is written on a couple of these?
I don't understand.
I made a joke.
Say it again.
Yeah, I'll support him forever.
Wait, you broke up with your guy forever?
No, it was a joke.
Like, what?
Okay, okay, comrade.
All right.
What about you?
How are you sticking around?
If they're, like, trying to compensate, like, get a job or a second job, just find some way to help out the business, then I'll stick around.
For how long?
How long are you going to be in that breadwinner spot?
And work those two or three jobs?
Or like a year.
One year?
Okay, so he does five and you do one?
Fantastic.
What about you?
If I see that he wants to change, that he, like, wants to find a new job, and, I don't know, that I will stick with him, like...
For how long, though?
For maybe, I don't know, a year, but if nothing, like, happens, then, like, goodbye.
I won't be happy if I will have, like, three jobs.
So goodbye, but one year if he tries?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because I feel like for a man it's enough.
Even like one month.
If he really wants to, he will do this.
Even like one day enough.
Do you think it's easier for a woman to get a job or a man?
For a boss.
Like, it depends like how much do you want it and like if you...
Yeah, but let's say they're both motivated.
Do you think it's easier for a woman to get a job or a man?
I feel like there is no difference.
Like, a man can go if, I don't know, like an immigrant, for example, you know, and he doesn't know the language, he can go to the construction and work there.
They always need someone.
If a girl, she's coming, he can go to the hotel and work there.
Yeah, but let's say the woman goes ahead and she wants to do construction.
Who do you think is going to have a higher chance of getting the construction job, the man or the woman?
Maybe...
I don't know how it works here, but in Ukraine...
The man.
Yeah.
She would not know.
I mean, in the United States.
No, it'd be the woman.
Yeah, it'd be the woman.
100%.
That could get the job?
Yes.
100%.
Why?
Because there's less women.
Because equality nowadays is like...
There you go.
And then, but if the man went and applied for a hotel job alongside the woman, who are they going to hire?
The woman.
There you go.
So is it actually easier for a woman to get a job or a man?
A woman.
Sorry, I'm answering for her.
Oh, now you have all these answers.
I've had answers.
Before, a second ago, you were giving me a hard-ass time.
You couldn't even give an answer about, oh, yeah.
You didn't ask me about men or women equality.
That's a very simple one.
How long would you stick around?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, like, we have internet nowadays, so he can do something like...
Online.
Online, yeah.
And he can also, like, take a risk and create his own, like, business website.
I don't know, like...
Is that easy to do?
I think yeah.
You know what it is man?
A lot of women don't have a real concept of money.
Like you guys just go on a boat and you have no idea that the men that put you on that boat had to spend thousands of dollars so you guys even have that experience.
Or on the boat.
Yeah.
And here's the thing.
They don't even enjoy...
They didn't even, like, respect the experience, really.
Like, oh, we feel creepy.
That's not true.
I want to jump off boat.
It's like, bro, they don't even appreciate it, bro.
No.
You know what I mean?
Honestly, if I'm going to be a thousand, like, the amount it costs for them to get that boat is worth more than, like, a typical Ukrainian salary.
Like, it's a lot of money.
To be fair...
Some of these guys are creeps and weirdos.
Yeah, I get that.
But being on the boat in general, he's right.
But that's what I'm trying to say.
They don't have a real concept of money.
Why do you think so?
What do you mean?
Why do you think so?
That we don't have an idea about the money.
Because you said you want to jump off the boat.
He's saying they spent so much money.
No, no, no.
We don't appreciate it.
No, we're grateful for all experience.
Yeah, but they're just having fun.
Yeah.
They're not even thinking about that.
I understand both sides, but that's what they're trying to say.
You don't realize how much money these men are spending to have you on that yacht, and then we all take advantage of it, kind of, because we're like, you're saying that we haven't had money fun.
What?
Yeah, but when girls have money, it's a lot more different than guys having money because girls don't really care that much about spending it on like whatever.
Guys, they are more focused and, not focused, but like they're more like on point.
It sounds sexist.
What's sexist?
It's not sexist because I've seen it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Did you play to get on the boat?
No, but...
Oh, that's sexist!
Gotcha, bitch!
But we're from Ukraine!
But we're from Ukraine!
The most sexist country ever!
Hold on, hold on, stop the show, hold on, stop the fucking show, man.
Earlier in the show, I asked you, the guy wants to have you pay for whatever.
What was the first thing you said?
In Ukraine, the man pay for everything.
I'm sorry.
Do you remember that I told you that if I'm asking her to go somewhere to the cinema, that I will pay for her because I'm asking her to go somewhere.
That's with another woman.
But when I asked you about the specific situation with that man...
Yeah, I'm paying for my friends also.
They are men.
I'm paying for them.
Oh, you didn't say that before.
Now you're switching it up.
It's a courtesy.
It's a courtesy.
She's being kind.
But I'm paying for my friends where I could pay for my boyfriend.
It's for me, fine.
And I've told you I was paying for my...
Here's the thing.
You can't make an argument...
But for the first day for...
Sorry, you can't make an argument against sexism when you directly benefit from sexism And do you think these random men are your friends that invite Johnny?
Yeah, but she's not thinking about that at the time.
She's just trying to have fun.
I'm just saying and they just she's just trying to have fun She's not thinking about it at that specific time I agree with that's the point that I was trying to make in general is that women don't really have a real concept of money And or the opportunities presented to them and or how the real women Well, the world works with money.
And I agree.
Because what I was saying was, like, she said, oh, he could just start a website and make money or get a job.
And then I was asking, well, who do you think is easier for her to get a job, a man or a woman?
And then she thinks, oh, a man.
No, it's actually easier for a woman.
Way easier.
Their own scenario right now, they're here in America, chilling.
Niggas are dying in war, fighting over there.
Ukrainian men can't come to Canada or the United States.
They're stuck in Ukraine.
That's the highest level of sexism.
Yeah.
If we're going to be all the way a million.
They can't even leave.
So not only do they have to pay for days, but they have to fight in war for women that aren't even there!
On yachts!
In Miami.
Goddamn.
If we're going to be honest here, sexism benefits you guys at the highest level.
Men your age are dying.
Holy.
And Ukraine isn't losing the war, we know this.
I'm not supporting this.
Supporting what?
Supporting that men can't leave the country because of the war.
I understand that you're not supporting it, but you're still directly benefiting from it.
If I benefit this, I don't support this.
You're benefiting from it because you're a girl.
Yeah, that's our point.
That's my point.
And here's the thing.
I mean, I don't want to sound like an asshole, but Ukraine is losing the war very badly.
Really badly.
We all know this.
Are you pro-Russian?
Look, I am very well aware of what's going on with the conflict.
I don't think so.
And Ukraine is losing the war, absolutely.
Zelensky doesn't know what he's doing.
And you was thinking that Donbass region, in Donbass region, Russian, please.
It is.
It's not true.
I'm from there.
It's been Russian for the longest time.
No, I'm Ukrainian.
You just admitted that you're on the edges.
You're not really from the Donbass.
You said that you're literally on the edge where the Ukrainians are.
No, I'm from the Donbass region.
Like, probably.
I'm sorry.
This is like Israel and Palestine.
We're not going there.
Wait, hold on.
Let me ask you this.
Do you actually think Ukraine is willing to conflict with Russia right now?
That Ukrainian is winning.
Yeah.
You think Ukraine is winning?
Yes.
I hope.
Yeah.
Okay.
Or do you know?
We know that Ukraine will win.
Like, for sure.
But are you winning right now is the question.
Yes.
You've lost a third of your country.
No.
Yes, you have.
They've taken all of eastern Ukraine already.
They're already using rubles in Crimea.
What are you talking about?
It's not a third part.
Ukraine is the biggest country in Europe.
Donbass region is not a third party.
I said one third of your country is gone.
Russia has already taken one third of your country and captured it.
They're using rubles right now in eastern Ukraine.
They're using rubles.
I can't believe that you don't know this.
Not in all parts of Eastern Europe.
There are parts that are occupied, and yeah, they use like rubles, but...
It's not one-third.
Yeah.
No, they've absolutely captured one-third of Ukraine at this point.
Now, I'm shocked that you guys don't know this.
We know.
Oh, so then why are you denying the truth?
No.
Like, we know better than you.
And I'm not saying this to, like, shit on your country or anything, but reality is reality.
Like, Russia is absolutely winning this conflict.
That's not even a question.
It is a win.
It is a win that they're using rubles in the cities, like...
Yes, that means your currency is non-existent, which following after, there will be no Ukraine after that.
If they're not even using the currency, what does that tell you?
Disagree here.
All of eastern Ukraine is gone.
They've taken it.
Russia has absolutely captured most of it.
You know what I mean?
That's what it is.
If you guys don't like the truth, that's what it is.
And I'm crazy that you guys don't know this.
We like the truth.
We're Ukrainians.
We like the truth.
We're Ukrainians.
And you really need to check the news because you don't know anything.
Oh, you're watching the mainstream media.
That's why.
You're watching CNN and stuff like that, which is obviously going to always give the...
I'm watching my parents there.
Yes, we have relatives.
We have dads.
But he's not saying they're winning.
He's not happy for them.
So look, look, look.
Let's say this, right?
You guys are right in your own rights, and then there's a truth, okay?
No, they're fucking wrong, bro.
Like, that's 1,000%.
Shut up, please.
Who the fuck are you talking to?
To you.
Wow.
Look, let me tell you something.
I'm sorry, it's like...
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You want to cry from this, but it's not cool.
You're on my show.
Look, look, look.
You're on my show.
We don't talk about fiction over here.
We talk about facts.
Okay?
It's an absolute fact that Russia was winning this conflict.
It's an absolute fact that one-third of your country is fucking gone.
If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out of here, too.
Alright?
But I'm not going to sit here and sugarcoat the truth.
Alright?
You guys want to sit here and la-la land in the West and live life and be on yachts and having fun or whatever and not know what the fuck is going on in your country?
That's your fucking problem.
But I'm not going to concede on that.
I know for a fact I brought professionals in.
UN weapon inspectors.
They have talked about foreign policy that know way more than you guys do.
Okay?
You're absolutely wrong.
Every military professional knows for a fact that Ukraine is losing this conflict.
That's a fact.
You guys don't know because you're too busy in fucking Canada fucking off.
That's the truth.
Alright?
If you guys don't like it, get the fuck off the panel.
But I'm not going to lie on my own podcast for your feelings.
Feel free to leave.
Feel free to leave.
Facts over feelings, man.
Welcome to Fresh and Fit.
I don't give a fuck.
Okay.
Alright.
That was definitely a heated exchange.
Nah, man.
We're not going to fold to some fucking girls lying about that shit.
Don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
They haven't been in the country for years.
My family tells me.
Okay, they're going to tell you what they want to say.
The Western media has been lying about the Ukraine conflict for fucking years to continue giving aid to Ukraine.
It's a fucking lie.
Zelensky is out here scamming everybody.
Ukraine is one of the most politically corrupt countries in Europe.
One of the poorest countries right next to fucking Moldova.
But nobody knows that shit.
Anyway, where we at?
Chats.
Men and women equality.
Yo, man.
Yo.
He's like, bro, facts over feelings, man.
Because she decided to say something was sexist.
And they're benefiting the most from sexism.
Kador, I've been watching for months and have never donated.
I'm donating now to say these are the most retarded bitches I've ever seen on your panel.
I'm genuinely astonished.
Before the grandmother says, what are you...
What?
What are you?
What are you then?
Trust me, it can't be as bad as you.
God damn.
They're not a fan of you, man.
That's fine.
Of me?
That's fine.
I've been watching for months.
Oh.
Do we read that one?
Yeah, we do.
All right.
Bro, I can't believe nobody understands this, so let me simplify.
You've dated five years.
Bro.
Nah, man.
Nigga, no.
I don't even want to go down that road again.
Yeah.
Ukrainian bitches be marketed to the states to become whores while their husbands and boyfriends are fighting and dying in the war for their asses.
This is like Titanic all over.
Yep, doesn't matter where you live or come from.
Women live life on easy mode.
Bro, I'm telling you, man.
We called it.
And it's crazy.
Like, they don't fucking know.
Oh, you're watching CNN. Oh, yeah, Zelensky, yeah, woo.
How did Dave Goggins lose so much weight in a very short time?
Wouldn't the body go in starvation mode?
Oh, he had a massive weight loss.
Oh, but dude, he was fat.
He was like 400 pounds.
You say Myron shouldn't make generalizations because it's judgmental, but would you walk down a dimly lit alley in downtown Miami at 2 a.m.?
I mean, they would, you know.
Space, man.
Fresh, you cut the next one.
Way too many times.
We got here.
Fresh's dog says, by Ukrainian merch, she means clothes she takes from the dead bodies.
Whoa, bro.
Dog.
Relax, bro.
See, okay, here's the problem, right?
I already knew they're from Ukraine.
So they're going to be emotional about whatever we say.
Which is why I was trying to avoid the whole talk, because, bro, they're going to get feelings.
They're lying.
They don't know what they're talking about.
I know, but...
But you weren't calling them.
I understood what you were saying.
You weren't saying they're winning.
I think they were saying you're like on their side.
You were just saying they're winning.
Like they're taking over.
They thought that you were on the Russian side.
Yeah.
They were taking offense.
Well, Putin has a very valid reason to invade.
Yeah, but...
I mean, again, it's not right or wrong, but I understand from a Russian perspective of why they did what they did.
But a lot of people don't understand the history between Russia and Ukraine.
They're going to say what the fuck they want to say.
People watch Western media too much and don't know what the fuck is really going on in the world and their low IQ. But, yeah, the reality is that Ukraine is getting decimated.
But I think it was more you were saying, though, like, they're winning.
And then, you know, like, you weren't trying to start conflict over it.
You were just saying...
I mean, it's the truth.
No, 100%.
But what I'm saying is I think you were trying to come off easier and they just got way too offended.
Let me ask you a question.
How do you think I should have said it then?
I don't think you should have said it differently.
I'm saying they didn't understand what you were saying.
Oh no, they understood.
That's why they were so pissed.
Yeah, they were.
They definitely understood.
I just think they weren't prepared.
Nigga, you're not prepared.
For you.
It's not that they were prepared.
I think they were just defending themselves.
Maybe I'm not prepared.
I'm just here to have fun.
I don't know.
They just probably have family there and are, you know...
They just took it to prison, to be honest.
I mean, the truth is the truth, man.
I mean, my family's from Sudan, and people died in that conflict, but I'm not going to sit here online and be like, oh yeah, the country's going to stay together forever.
I was like, yeah, this shit's going to separate, bro.
It is what it is.
Like...
But that's what I'm saying.
I think they meant, like, they probably thought, like, they won.
They're winning.
Like, woo!
Like, you weren't cheering for it.
Okay, we're gonna move on, man.
Yeah, let's not even talk about it.
Because I don't know what we're trying to say here.
Crack Cripp says, WFNF, my copy of The White Woman Deserved Less came in today.
Hope to read it.
Maybe y'all can sign it one day.
Woman Deserved Less?
Did you guys write a book about that?
You guys wrote a book?
Yes, I wrote a book called Why Women Deserve Less in stores right now.
Wow.
We have here again, SoBooster says, What happened to the pre-shows?
Go ahead and get it in stores, guys.
Amazon bestseller, by the way.
What happened to the pre-shows?
Last two was Miss and Myron.
They hired the help slacking off in the back.
No, we hit our limit for Castle Club TV, but we're getting more.
Yeah, we auctioned that much that we couldn't upload on there for the month.
But we're good.
Don't worry.
That's how much we post on Castle Club, guys.
We're generation.
Okay, what do you guys think on Jay Waller's mom speaking about him on YouTube?
He said she's spreading lies?
Bro, that's none of my business, bro.
Yeah.
Damn it, Chris.
The disrespect continues.
Put the baddies next to us.
What are them meant to do the sideshow Bob next to us, you pigeon bastard?
What the fuck?
Okay.
What the fuck?
All right.
Fit, why do most women don't deserve a top 50% man, let alone a top 10% aka six foot in shape, etc.?
Also, ladies, do most women think they deserve more than what they are truly worth?
Okay, I'll ask this.
Do you guys think women are delusional as to the man that they want versus what they bring to the table in general?
Yes or no?
Yes.
Damn, okay.
Yes.
Okay.
I've dated short, fat guys, so no.
Okay.
I'm not saying you in particular, but do you think women in general are delusional?
Yes.
Okay.
I think if they're funny, I don't give a shit.
As to what they deserve.
But in today's day, yeah.
Okay.
What about you?
For the most part.
Alright?
Yeah.
You think so?
Yeah.
Yes.
Damn.
If all of you guys think that women are delusional, then why don't women lower their standards?
I'm single.
I have.
I've lowered my standards.
I don't think I can go lower, to be honest.
Expectations high standards.
Not right now.
Not right now.
In the past.
Okay.
Alright.
Interesting.
Lovely.
You think he's going to take you back after this?
I'd hope.
I just said not right now.
It was in the past.
He knows about my past.
Short and bad.
Expectations high.
He said six foot in shape.
I dated the totally opposite of that for three and a half years.
Did you leave him or did he leave you?
You cheated on me with like 50 girls.
50?
You counted?
Probably like 40, but...
That's a lot.
Shit, I would too.
Wow, that's a lot.
Do the carpet matches the drapes?
So, Big Mo, we love the red sea.
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Do you know what he means by that?
No.
You don't understand.
We're going to roll out the red fucking carpet.
Obviously, that's supernatural here.
Yes, baby.
I love it.
NPC Box.
She should do cover of Endless Chorale and Tuesday.
She's sounding just like that song.
Alright.
I don't even know what that is.
Me either.
Jada Pickett-Smith shows us every day why God is taking her hair strand by strand.
Also a genuine question, is there anything that terrifies women more than accountability?
Question for ladies.
Why do you get mad when your man likes other women's hot pics online, yet you post the same type of pics on your own social medias?
Don't give me that it's not the same BS you all always say.
Well, you mentioned this earlier with your boyfriend.
Why do you get mad when he likes pics of girls on Instagram?
I didn't.
Because your self-esteem is low.
Oh, shit.
Say it to her, then.
Goddamn.
Yeah, say it to me, but I didn't say that.
I said that I would give that advice.
That's what I would give.
My boyfriend doesn't follow...
Did you not say...
No, I gave that advice, remember?
I said he doesn't follow girls.
Yeah.
I said my one thing guys lie about is that...
Is liking girls' pics, etc.
Like that they want to fuck them.
Yeah, that they're just liking pictures or whatever.
But I'm saying clearly, like, that's something that you've been told before, because I asked you what's the biggest lie that you've been told.
So that guy we were talking about before, the ex, the fat short one, that cheated on me a million times, that was the one that had to go out of his way to like all the sexy pics.
Nowadays, well now my men don't do that.
So why do you have an issue with it if you post pictures of yourself on the internet?
Read back the question where I wrote my answer because the question that you asked was not about specifically me.
No, not that question where we talked about it.
The question was, of the biggest lie that men tell you or someone you know, and you basically said, oh yeah, liking a girl's pictures and saying that there's nothing serious about it, but they're scantily glad photos.
Yeah.
And then you made the comment after, and you said, oh, well, my guy now doesn't do that.
He only follows me because I got that gorilla grip.
Verbatim, that's what you said.
See, I'm like, yo, I'm paying attention.
What does that even mean?
So what I'm saying is that clearly that means that you have a point of contention...
With individuals that like girls' pictures...
Because I'm insecure because my ex, I thought...
Oh, now we're getting the truth out.
No, because I thought that he didn't...
You...
I thought he didn't do anything wrong, so...
It's coming back to haunt you.
Yeah, so now it's like, that's one thing I would say.
So now that we know and we've established that you dislike your guy liking other girls' pictures from prior experiences.
What, now you want him to go like him all?
No.
Alright, if you're watching, go ahead.
No, we had to do all that to set it up because you didn't want to admit that before.
Now that we're there and we've crossed that bridge, what I'm asking now is, why do you think it's inappropriate when you probably post photos of yourself on your net as well?
I wouldn't if it wasn't vice versa.
What?
I don't know how to explain it.
Okay, so if a guy posts a selfie...
Bro.
If a guy posts a selfie...
It's this torture, man.
If a guy posts a picture of himself...
We got Rumble Rounds to do, by the way.
If a guy posts a picture of themselves, why can't...
Okay, but we aren't even dating.
I would delete all my shit for him, just because...
Did you go to Rocky Hill High?
No, I actually went to Mercy.
You know where that is?
No.
Lord of Mercy.
I was about to say, Rocking Hill High School is actually a pretty good public school, man.
I went there for two years, and then I went to a Catholic school called Mercy.
God fucking damn.
Anyways...
Bomboclot!
Bomboclot.
My whole point is, like, if you have a guy that's...
Giving you all, like, I wouldn't post anything.
I don't post bad pictures since I've been with this guy.
Hey, Chris, you know what to do.
Bro, I'm sober as fuck.
Chris, you know what to do, man.
Shut up, bitch!
Okay, no, not that.
Oh.
Wrong way.
Land the planes.
I've been saying shit, bro.
Yeah, Chris.
We know what to do with IG. Okay, we'll just continue on.
Don't worry.
Ask Alana!
I think you missed my complete point here, or the question.
What else do we got here?
Okay, I thought Connecticut girls might wear helmets when they go out, but Granny definitely wears a helmet.
She's not from Connecticut.
Back away from the mic when you blab.
No one cares to hear your voice but you.
That handyman.
Okay.
Kick the entire panel.
Let's do the BBC stream.
He paid some money for that.
He paid some money for that.
It's over 9,000!
Oh my god.
The oldies down syndrome is giving me up syndrome.
If that didn't make sense, neither did she.
Shalino.
All right.
Joy Laz goes, Chris Fresh, can you conduct a survey to determine which woman to give the best answers and select them for the debate panel instead of having random bozos on the show?
Okay.
Okay.
Flow Money Official.
If we did that, y'all niggas would cry.
Yo, we want new girls, bro.
Exactly.
Hey, shout out Fresh and Fit.
Guys, I'm a 23-year-old German rapper living in Miami, and your advice has helped me navigate through the 304s of this city extremely well.
Keep spreading your message.
Love, gang.
Hey, man, I hope that helps you out.
Thanks, bro.
I'm glad it does.
After listening to this, knew I should have just went to bed.
And he paid $50 for that.
Good job.
Like the video, man.
Ladies, please name three countries.
We haven't done this one in a while.
We'll start right here with Ms.
Red.
Ukraine.
Name three countries.
I mean, I'm getting out of the way, Matt.
Come on, Matt.
I'm getting out of the way, Matt.
Name three countries besides Ukraine.
Africa.
Okay.
What else?
Russia.
Okay.
No, not Russia.
I said that earlier.
What the fuck?
No, not Russia, man.
China.
Okay.
And one more.
That was, sorry.
Tennessee.
Tennessee?
I don't know.
That's a state.
That's a state.
Myron, you fell off the chair. - No more.
Oh my goodness, you're so tunneled.
I'm still high, y'all, so get me some slack on that one.
You can't blame being high on that one.
Who else next?
I was first.
Bro, when the rains, it pours, man.
Holy shit, bro.
Oh, look at Jamaica.
Jairastafari.
Rastafari or Mayut?
Don't smoke in the morning.
Mayut. Regin. Regin. Regin. Talk.
But, but, but.
Talk.
But, but.
Scrap.
Oh, I know about the Jamaicans.
Don't get me started.
Oh, yes, I do.
I bet you got a thing for Caribbean.
I like it.
Well, don't get me started.
You can't say anything that she named.
You can't name Africa, Tennessee, or China.
Can I say Australia?
Australia?
Okay, sure.
What's the other two?
I'm going to say Brazil.
Okay.
One more.
One more.
Italy.
Italy.
All right.
What about you?
Austria.
Germany.
All right.
I said Austria.
One more.
A different one.
London.
Now London's in Europe.
No, no.
London.
London is a...
It's England.
If we go to England...
Guys, I'm not good at this shit.
I studied Europe.
I literally studied abroad for four months and I don't know.
I'm so sorry.
No, it's bad.
I was just saying this to you on the way here.
You had a boyfriend.
You didn't want to travel anywhere with him?
Like, vacations?
Which boyfriend?
The one right now?
No, you're single, but I mean, you had one.
Where'd you want to travel to?
I love your hat, Rush.
I'm sorry.
I mean, you could have named the country that he was from.
Jamaica.
Dubai.
Did you not say he was Palestinian earlier?
Palestine.
I thought you were saying Dubai because he grew up in Dubai.
Oh my God.
Do you know what country Dubai is in?
Um, I do.
Yeah, what is it?
*phone rings* Alright!
Okay, name three countries and you can't name Colombia.
Go ahead.
God dang.
We got Venezuela.
Okay.
Dominicana República.
Okay.
And Cuba.
What about you?
Japan.
North Korea.
South Korea.
What about you?
I believe in you.
What's on your bucket list?
Shit.
I don't have anything else to tell them I don't want it.
Costa Rica?
Valley?
Can't name, can't, yeah.
Can't help her.
Chris, I'm about to join you.
Ireland.
Yeah, Ireland.
Puerto Rico's part of the United States, so it's still, it's still United States.
Not really.
I said Ireland.
What's another one?
Walmart?
Walmart, man.
You want a shot, man?
Just take one, bro.
Tell them for the team.
It's just depressing.
This is bad.
Alright, you got this, man.
You got this.
You got one already.
Two more.
This is your future.
I know, but like...
I thought France was in Europe.
Yo!
Kylie Jenner, shut the...
Yo, are you sure, man?
Save us, please.
Come on, guys.
Spain, Moldova, Romania.
In France, they speak French.
Simple.
They don't say Moldova because I said Moldova.
Actually, I'm half Moldovian.
Oh, okay.
It was just a joke.
There's no R rolling in France.
I know, I know.
As a fellow Eastern European, do you know what's going on with the conflict as well?
It was a joke.
It was a dumb joke.
No, you don't know too much?
Okay.
Well.
I think Moldova's number one for poorest country in Europe right now, though.
It definitely is.
Okay.
Ukraine and Moldova keep fighting over it, but...
Bro, I'm about to get high myself.
You're getting high?
Who's Moldovan, your father or your mom?
My mother.
My father's Colombian.
How the hell did that happen?
We met in New York.
Okay, alright.
That's a good mix.
Thank you.
The Tates rave about Moldova.
Yeah.
Ask the ladies, how many bodies is too many for a woman?
In my opinion, after nine, the kitty is dead.
I'll ask that.
We'll start here with Ms.
Moldova.
How many is too many for you, in your opinion?
Like if a girl gave you the number, you'd be like, ugh!
25.
Okay.
Good.
Yeah, like 25, 30, 20.
All right.
They're all gonna say the same shit.
Like, like 50 for real.
Okay.
All right.
Just double it.
Okay.
Like, over 20.
Over 20?
I see what you did there.
Um, does it depend...
Because I specifically asked her, are you over 20?
She was like, bleh.
All right, what about you?
Um, does it depend when you lose your virginity?
Like, at what age?
Or just like a general?
Just a general.
Like a general?
Um...
You can lose your Virginia at like 18 and be like, yeah, I'm not doing this shit again.
Yeah, like after 20.
Over 20 is bad?
Yeah.
Alright, what about you?
Until like 19, 20.
Oh, they're all about to say this.
19 is my lucky number.
What about you?
I'm gonna say 26.
Okay.
20?
30.
30?
Okay.
I'm not saying the same thing as everybody does.
I mean, I don't count.
I mean, I didn't keep count.
It could have been more, so...
She won't know.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Okay.
I have a good body, so I'm good at what I do.
Okay.
All right.
It's wearing off now.
I don't know.
I mean, don't get me started.
I've been behaving the whole time.
Please, please, please, please.
Dean, say what's going on here with this panel.
Yikes.
Oh, my God.
Flow Money Official says, this is why women should never leave anything.
This is crazy.
Who the fuck is it through if we're telling...
Shut up.
Freak house with that bitch.
But she's gone now.
Oh yeah, she's gone.
They couldn't take the heat, bro.
I know it's gonna happen.
Nigga, W pooing in the chat, man.
Yo, me and my girl.
What?
Bro.
Too soon.
Alright, well.
Bro, we don't...
He's winning, nigga.
Technically, I'm not lying.
I'm trying to save the channel, man.
Yo, me and my girl are Catholic.
She wants to focus on her career and wants me to wait for her for five years?
What the fuck?
Until we get married, and we are both virgins, too.
Should I stay?
She has poor parents, but strict.
It's so hard.
This man thinks he's in a Disney movie.
It's so hard.
I don't think she's...
She's not ready.
I'm crazy right now.
Oh, shit.
The niggas put Wooten.
Niggas said Wooten for Wooten.
That's too long.
I can't wait that long.
Fucking rubber ball.
Bro, we're finished.
Oh my god, it's finished, bro.
Myron says, Myron thinks a pedo UN inspector that claims only 8,000 Russians have died and is the biggest Russian propagandist of all time is telling the truth.
Pathetic one-dimensional thinking and knows nothing about Ukraine.
Embarrassing.
We could tell who watches CNN right there, bro.
Myron, this is a contribute towards...
If you listen to any real military strategist, they're telling you that they're absolutely losing the war.
The thing is that you have a smooth brain and you still watch CNN and Fox and think, yo, this is the real news, bro.
Yeah, but my family.
You are fake news.
Bro, you can say whatever you want to say about Scott Ritter, but he's absolutely one of the best at what he does.
And then you look at anyone else that's like a geopolitical commentator that knows what the fuck they're talking about, whether it's Ryan Dawson, Jackson Hinkle, Scott Ritter, etc.
All these guys know what the fuck is going on.
It's just that the Western media doesn't want y'all to know the truth because they want to keep funneling money into the endless pool that is Ukraine, bro.
It is what it is, man.
Okay.
Hey man, I tried them all.
I know.
And canceled.
Hey man, we fine bro.
It's not that crazy.
Is that Michigan in the background working at FNF? What's up girl?
You still keeping it tight.
Wait, who's Michigan?
Who's Michigan?
Who's Michigan?
Who's that?
I don't know.
What's FNF? Fresh and fit, duh.
Fresh and fit, duh.
We're going to go ahead and, because we got the drop dead time.
Guys, I'm sorry.
Ladies, we're going to get your last comments and or questions or points.
Let's just lose your chance.
Last thoughts on the show.
That was a show for you.
I had fun.
That's really it.
Give us your honest thoughts in Moldova.
Come on, man.
Keep it real.
How dare you!
It was what?
It's poor.
My mom grew up there.
She came here when she was 21.
Oh, no, no, no.
I mean...
Give us your real thoughts on, like, the show.
Oh, for the show.
Not Moldova.
I think it was fun.
Not so much engaging.
Whose fault do you think that was?
The hosts or the panelists?
Keep it a million.
Do I really need to answer that?
Okay, that's fine.
We know what that answer means.
What about you?
What about you?
Um, I enjoyed my time.
It was pretty chill.
Um, yeah.
Alright.
Thank you, France.
Bro, she looked right like granny, bro.
Yeah, I liked it.
You guys did good.
Um, and I think you guys are really respectful, too.
Yeah, thank you.
Your new name is RFK. Oh, I heard.
Yeah.
She complimented you.
Yeah, and he just has to hit me back with that.
No, no, that's compliment.
He's rich.
Right?
Are you cold?
It's also...
You're freezing, girl.
I like your outfit.
Don't worry.
I can actually relate to you.
Yeah, I like RFK. I can relate.
Yeah, I'm freezing my tits off in this shit.
You're freezing what?
I'm freezing.
I ain't even gonna lie.
This panel was kind of whack compared to the last one that I was in because we all weren't engaging.
Last one I was a little more ratchet.
This time I was a little more calm because it just kind of depends on the environment I'm in.
Kind of puts on a little persona, but this was a little whack.
I was chill though.
I was vibing.
You didn't help with your contradictions, but that's fine.
She's out here blaming everybody else.
Yeah.
Alright.
Because I'm not the only one in here.
Okay, alright.
Accountability.
Zero.
None found. None found. None found. None found. None found.
FNF.
Fire.
But...
Go ahead.
FNF. But we need, I think, a little more diversity.
We got mixed here, we got Ohio, we got Connecticut.
Go ahead, so you said more diverse panel.
Like more...
I don't want to say like...
Just say it.
Like more diversity, but with people that understand what we're talking about.
If that makes sense.
So you're saying like smart people.
Not saying they're stupid, not saying they're dumb.
You just said that.
We need half stupid, half really smart.
You just caught that?
I said smoothed.
Don't say that from her.
You're stupid.
What's going on here?
I'm just scared.
Get her.
She got money too.
She's kind of like, ladies, I wouldn't take that if I were you.
I'm just a little confused because we have people from Miami, Florida.
We got people from Connecticut, Ukraine, Canada.
More opinionated.
Not diverse.
More opinionated.
Because I feel like we all kind of agreed with a lot of similar stuff.
I don't know, guys.
I'm tired.
It's past my fucking bad time.
You had a lot of drinks.
But if you guys heard that shit, right?
Granny says, I'm tired.
Now, all of a sudden, you're saying you're tired.
So, what I'm saying is, Granny said this whole shit off, and this whole panel was like, oh, you know what?
She's right, because she's older.
Blah, blah, blah.
I don't even think that they're tired of just a coping thing for not being able to...
What does that have to do with my age?
Because the whole time on the panel, you were like, oh, I don't know, what was the question again?
What's going on?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man.
So it's my fault that the panel sucked?
I'm sorry.
It's your fault that you contribute nothing to the fucking conversation.
I'm sorry to say, man.
Like, I've been doing it for three years.
I'm not offended, honestly.
I'm sorry that the questions didn't apply.
And I wasn't interested.
I'm sorry about that.
I wanted you off a long time ago.
Fucking Maren won this, man.
Maren, is that your fault?
But I'm just saying, man, I want you off a long time ago.
I'm the reason why the show's right.
Chris, you brought her, bro.
When she was quiet, the eye came up a little bit.
Chris, you brought her here.
I am not the reason for this, honestly.
You're not the reason.
I'm calling it.
If you want to call it on me, that's fine.
But I'm not the reason.
I'm not going to get triggered.
You guys told me six times the last time and I still didn't get triggered.
I'm not gonna get triggered again.
Do whatever you have to do.
It's November 1st.
Sorry.
I'm so good looking.
I'm so hot.
Come on, man.
I didn't say I'm so good looking.
I'm so hot.
I didn't say that.
Yeah, you did.
You said my body was lit or something like that.
When did I say that?
I tuned your ass out a long time ago.
I have no idea what's even going on.
Exactly.
Where am I? Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Let's give her a break.
I gave her a break.
Why don't you sit here?
Honestly, if you're going to make fun of me, I'm still not getting triggered.
I don't care.
So then why am I here?
What?
Fucking leave, man.
You know what?
Let's leave, man.
I didn't even do anything.
Honestly, it wasn't even my turn.
It was her turn.
Is it my turn?
Myron and Fresh, is it my turn?
Don't look at them.
They don't care.
I don't know what's going on, Myron and Fresh.
I was invited here.
I was, but he just insulted me.
I didn't do anything.
I don't care.
That's all you want, man.
Oh, damn.
To be fair, I've never seen Chris this frustrated with a panelist before.
I didn't do anything.
It's not even my turn.
Fairly objective here.
According to the chat and the audience, you did hurt the quality of the show significantly.
But, with that said, it was funny.
Yeah, it was funny.
But goddamn, bro.
I don't know.
Comprehension skills are a negative one.
I will say, don't come back.
What?
You want to come back?
I mean, goddamn!
Chris!
I agree, man.
Fuck it, man.
What?
Did you finish your...
More diverse, what else?
Sorry, continue on.
We need to be more diverse even though we brought people from different continents.
Not diverse.
It needs to be more like...
Smarter.
Like I'm like the dumb one who you can make fun of.
No, why don't you ask different questions?
Alright, what question do you think we should ask?
I don't know.
I'm just here to be...
I'm here for a second time.
I thought I was invited, so if you don't want me back, that's your...
Give us an example of a question we should have asked, and some better questions, because you said a bunch of times that, like...
I don't want to be the focus.
I'm just here to support you guys, and that's it.
But you just interrupted me.
I was in the dark.
I'm not trying to interrupt, so you can continue.
I don't honestly at this point know what's going on.
Where am I? I'm happy to be here.
What's going on?
It's my second time here.
It's kind of true that you just interrupted her.
Then she said right after, I don't even know what's going on.
Like, yo, just, she dodging the accountability.
Yo, you are literally Mike Tyson, guys.
Oh, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Literally.
Bro, she dodging everything, man.
I don't know what's going on.
What's going on?
I'm not prepared for the question.
I'm in for y'all.
I'm in for you guys.
There's a new world.
I'm in the new world.
Not the old one.
And space.
So, man.
Okay.
So, I continue.
We got a diverse panel.
I think she's pretty diverse by herself.
I just felt like a more...
I said, like, we all...
What was I saying before?
Smarter panel.
All right, we got you.
Smarter panel.
No, like, we...
Like, more diverse as in we don't all, like, have the same opinions.
Because a lot of us agreed about the same shit, you know?
There wasn't enough conflict, and, you know?
We got you.
You're picking up what I'm putting down.
I think I got it.
Is that even that y'all had just different opinions?
Y'all couldn't even formulate opinions if I'm going to be Okay, I formulated pretty well, but it got a little hard towards the end.
You just failed with the whole liking pictures on Instagram thing a second ago.
And then you said, I'm tired.
I contradicted myself.
Yes, you did.
At least I'm honest.
Okay.
It took forever to get that.
Okay, we're going to move on smartly.
Yeah, we're going to move on.
Alright, here we go.
It's your go.
What questions should we ask?
Go ahead.
You know what?
If you ask this question, you can come back.
What question should we ask?
I don't have a question and I have no questions for you guys to ask.
What am I supposed to answer at this point?
Because I'm so off topic.
Okay, well...
You said before, ask different questions, right?
When she was giving her thing on what should be done or whatever, you said ask different questions.
You blow it up.
I was like, okay, what questions should we ask?
No, at this point, I've had so many insults, I don't know what the question is.
So what is the question?
I just said it.
No, well, you know, I'm not...
While she was speaking...
Right?
I'll remind you, while she was speaking, you blurted out, ask different questions.
Because she was like, oh, get a more diverse panel.
And then you blurted out, ask different questions.
So I'm asking you now, the floor is on you.
What questions should we ask?
I don't have an answer.
Yeah, she didn't come back, bro.
Man, by the way, the answers were for me.
Not Myron.
So Myron is giving you a chance.
Yeah, I really did, man.
You see, I was being fair.
I gave you a chance to answer this question.
You can do that.
Actually, Fresh is the reason you're actually here, man.
The nigga said, yo, this is funny.
I spared you.
The chat wanted you gone, man.
I spared you, man.
I was gonna go with the chat.
And he was like, nah, let her stay.
I was like, alright, whatever, man.
I spared you, man.
I ain't even gonna lie.
I feel like we could have done better.
Together.
He was slow as hell.
He was all slow, and not only did I speak for myself, but I speak for all of us.
We could have done better, honestly.
Accountability?
Okay.
Took her a bit.
Took her only a few hours.
But I did it.
Alright, do you have a question that we should ask her now?
No comments?
What's up, babe?
Fair enough.
I don't know what that was, but okay.
What about you?
What are your thoughts?
Final thoughts on the show?
This is my first time here.
Honestly, I think it was pretty chilling.
Okay.
What percent of the show were you high, would you say?
Yes.
I just had to ask.
Probably like...
For you to say Tennessee is a state...
Sorry.
Holy man.
I had to sauce it up a little bit.
You feel me?
I had to sauce it up.
She said Tennessee is a country.
Yo.
Accusations!
She got that crazy weed.
Are you sure it was a PCP? I don't know.
You were the peeps.
I'm not sure anymore.
At first I was like, she just high.
Where you from?
from Kendall?
No.
Hialeah?
No.
Little Havana?
Homestead?
No.
Not Miami?
No.
Broward?
I stayed down the block from here.
Oh, Little Havana.
Little Havana?
Broward.
I mean, not Broward.
Brickle.
No way.
No way from Brickle.
You don't stay in Brickle.
You from Dade County?
Where are you raised?
She from Dade County.
Brickle.
Nigga, she lives next to Moshapurra?
Moshapurra?
Brow.
This area.
This area.
I've lived in this area Wait, who pays your rent?
I'm impressed.
My mom.
Oh, so you stay with your mom?
Yeah.
How old is your mom?
40.
Okay, 40?
Okay.
Okay.
Right here.
Same age.
Nah, she talking like a day chick.
Yeah, she from a little home.
She does fucking nails, bro.
Yeah, man.
She from Miami, Miami.
Nigga shit, Opalaka.
Opalaka's a try.
Yo, she probably my next door neighbor in Hollywood.
Probably, man.
All right.
With that said, I hope you guys enjoyed the show.
This was crazy.
Because I did it, nigga.
Fuck y'all.
Great start again.
Alzheimer's.
Someone said they farted.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Alright, we caught up?
Yep.
Oh, the handyman.
I'll pay more to shit on you, Granny.
What's your favorite window?
What does that even mean?
What does that mean?
What window?
Yeah, what window?
Because retards like windows.
That's what he's trying to say.
Oh my god.
You ever seen a retards like windows?
Oh my god.
Thank you.
We're all getting fired from any job we have.
Chris, you about to read the Super Chat, nigga.
Chris, the whole world is giving Ukraine weapons to take out Russia's soldiers, and Russia ain't doing shit about it.
They look weak as fuck.
Sorry, Myron.
Always agree with you, but this time you're wrong.
Really?
Okay, bro.
Sure, nigga.
That's why all of eastern Ukraine is fucking taken over by Russia.
Okay, bro.
You fucking clown, nigga.
Because all that hate is going to Israel now.
Swear to God, my first act as sitting President of the United States would be to repeal the 19th.
Okay, boys.
And Dark Mellow.
Dark Mellow goes, why women deserve less?
So many excuses and dodging a question like Flame Man with her.
God damn, y'all.
Yeah, that show's crazy.
Can't believe you just stopped by to show some love to y'all.
Love the new setup as well.
And shout out to Byron, Fresh, Chris, Big Bo, and Icy.
Y'all are amazing to panelists.
Not so much.
Oh!
Thank you for coming, ladies.
I will admit, it was a crazy panel.
It was funny.
Yeah, I hope you guys enjoyed that one, man.
Yeah.
Because I lost some hair follicles.
Window comment made my day.
Thank you.
Say it.
Shout out to you, bro.
What the fuck?
We're out, we're out, we're out.
We're out, we're out.
We're out, we're out, we're out.
We're out, we're out.
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