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Oct. 28, 2023 - Fresh & Fit

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She Said Her Guy "BFF" Doesn't Want S3x So We Made Her Call Him LIVE ON AIR & THIS Happened!

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	Thank you.
	Nobody cares, bro, get out.
	Get out.
	It's a nice kind of night, in the night, no control.
	out.
	Put your shoes on outside.
	You don't gotta put them on in here.
	And we are live.
	What's up, guys?
	Welcome to the Fresh Up Podcast, After Hours Edition.
	Someone has some s*** playing.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	Alf, Russian chat.
	Oh.
	All right, guys.
	So, okay.
	Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit.
	As you guys know, if we ever get canceled or whatever it may be, you'll know exactly where to find us.
	Rumble.com slash Fresh and Fit.
	That is the home base for Fresh and Fit.
	Also, CastleClub.tv, all the behind-the-scenes stuff, whether it's IRL stream stuff that we did while we were in Vegas or behind-the-scenes stuff that you can't necessarily see on YouTube.
	That isn't safe for YouTube.
	It's all on CastleClub.tv.
	Well, somewhat safe for YouTube.
	But you've got to give y'all some exclusive content, right?
	And then, guys, FNFSuperChat.com.
	It's a Friday, so if you guys want to get your questions in, go ahead to FNFSuperChat.com.
	But we do have a line of questioning, so what I'm going to do is, from this point forward, it's going to be 20 and up.
	So if you donate before, cool.
	We'll read it and show it on screen, but everything else is going to be shown on screen, but the only things that will be read will be 20 and up, because we've got a little bit of a tighter schedule.
	It's Halloween weekend, guys, so we've got to get the girls out of here, because you know they probably want to hit the club.
	All right, so with that said...
	Chris.
	Yes, girls, Aaron C. Parkson on IG. Make sure if you send me a DM to come on to the show, please don't send me paragraphs or voice notes.
	I don't want to hear it.
	I don't want to see it.
	Show me your tits, and then let's see what happens.
	Hey, I'm telling you right now, and shout out to the girls for coming on to the panel.
	We got seven new girls, and let's make it happen.
	Good job, Chris.
	Three of them.
	Okay, ladies, it's Friday, Halloween weekend.
	If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, if you want to, of course.
	Your body count.
	We're going to start right here.
	Do I have to say my age?
	Yes, you have to!
	It's part of the routine.
	Okay, so I'm Jahaira.
	I'm 40.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from Puerto Rico.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm from Puerto Rico.
	What do you do for work?
	I work for United Airlines.
	Okay.
	Oh, I need them tickets.
	For real, for real.
	All right.
	And then, are you like a flight attendant or you work like corporate?
	No, I work.
	Corporate?
	No, yeah, corporate.
	Okay.
	And then, what's your highest education level completed?
	High school.
	Okay, and then relationship status?
	Single like a dollar.
	Okay, cool.
	What about you?
	My name is Bic, like the lighter.
	Bic?
	Oh, shit.
	I have a tattoo.
	Alright, Bic.
	B-I-C-K or B-I-C? B-I-C. Okay.
	That's funny.
	I guess your mom's a smoker.
	My parents were stoners.
	Bic stoners.
	Damn, nigga.
	How old are you?
	Shit, you better be lit.
	I just turned 27.
	Okay, where are you from originally?
	I'm from Jacksonville, Florida.
	Okay.
	I've literally been in Miami for like four days.
	Oh, okay.
	Welcome.
	She's untainted.
	I am.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm in tech sales.
	Okay.
	And what's your highest education level completed?
	Bachelor's.
	In?
	Environmental science.
	Okay.
	Where'd you get it from?
	Florida State.
	Oh, shit.
	Go NOLS. All right.
	And then what's your relationship status?
	Single.
	All right.
	What about you?
	Hi, my name is Tanya.
	I'm from New Mexico.
	How old are you real quick, Tanya?
	I am 38.
	38?
	And you're from what part of New Mexico are you from?
	From Albuquerque.
	Oh shit, the ABQ. Albuquerque, one of my baddest bitches is from Albuquerque.
	Shit.
	Have you ever seen Breaking Bad?
	Of course.
	Yeah, of course, right.
	Okay, what do you do for work?
	So, I work for a corporate company out of Dallas, and I'm down here as their human resources business partner.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, shit.
	Okay, how's your case level completed?
	I have a dual master's in HR management and development, and I have my MBA with an emphasis in finance.
	Okay, so...
	All right, so you have your MBA, and what was the second one?
	The first degree you had mentioned?
	I'm sorry.
	So a dual master's in HR management and HR development.
	Okay.
	I'm a PhD.
	All right.
	Well, close to it.
	And then what's your relationship status?
	Single.
	All right, cool.
	Another one.
	What about you?
	I'm Lauren.
	I'm 23, from Houston.
	Been in Miami for like six months.
	Oh, you live in Miami now?
	Yeah, I just moved.
	Okay.
	And you said you've been here for six months.
	What do you do for work?
	Social media managing.
	Okay, so do you manage like certain creators or do you just manage it?
	No, I manage like people's small business, like girls who do lashes, like I run their Instagram, I do their posts or I create their posts basically.
	Okay, so you specialize in cosmetic Instagrammers?
	Not just cosmetic, like in general, like anybody who wants to start basically and how to use the media.
	So you do the social media management for small businesses?
	Yeah.
	Okay, and then what's your highest education level completed?
	A bachelor's in strategic communications and a minor in psychology.
	So, comms and psychology?
	Yeah.
	And where'd you get it from?
	University of Houston.
	Okay.
	Alright, and then relationship status?
	Single.
	Alright.
	Another one.
	Three of them.
	Three of them.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name's Alicia.
	Okay.
	How old are you, Alicia?
	I'm 19.
	Alright, where are you from?
	I'm from Naples, Florida, but I just moved to Miami like two months ago.
	Okay.
	Two months?
	Is that too late?
	Almost.
	Especially with them saying that blonde but curly hair.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I'm a server.
	Okay.
	What's your highest education level completed?
	I'm a freshman in college, so I just started.
	Do you want to drop where you go to school?
	It's up to you.
	Maybe not.
	That's fine.
	And then relationship status?
	I'm single.
	So you moved to Miami for school?
	Yeah, but I love Miami.
	Naples is complete.
	That's like the senior citizen HQ right there in Naples.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	A mocha.
	Hey y'all!
	Mocha or a mocha?
	Mocha, like Starbucks.
	How old are you?
	Twenty something.
	Can you give us the other number?
	It's part of the rules.
	We keep stats on all the girls that come on the show.
	So what are you?
	Twenty what?
	Twenty something.
	That's all I can do.
	I don't want to be personal here.
	It's not that big of a deal.
	You're in your 20s.
	She said 40.
	You can't beat that.
	She got your clothing line on.
	She said 40.
	She's 29, man.
	I'm proud to be 40.
	It's part of the rules.
	It's what we do.
	We collect stats on all the girls that come on the show.
	So please stop disrupting the show.
	How old are you?
	Okay, let me be very clear about this.
	If you don't answer the question, I'm just going to kick you off the panel.
	Okay?
	29.
	Okay.
	Thank you.
	Just comply with the rules.
	It's not that serious.
	Who cares, bro?
	God damn it.
	But yeah, it's like the personals.
	Where are you from?
	Alabama.
	Raised in Atlanta.
	Miami has adopted me.
	Okay, so you live in Miami now.
	No, we haven't.
	Okay.
	Yes, I have.
	What do you do for?
	I'm CEO of 305 Baddies.
	Okay.
	And I'm assuming that's a clothing line from what I see here?
	It's bigger than a clothing line, but we'll get into it.
	What is it?
	You want to get into it right now?
	I mean, you can give us a quick little bird's eye view.
	So three out of five baddies is basically a union of women out here in Miami, and they just network with one another through a whole platform.
	All right.
	So it's a clothing line and a networking service for women.
	In a sense, yeah.
	Okay.
	Wait, for who's?
	For baddies.
	For baddies.
	Got it.
	Okay.
	I'm assuming it's for young professionals is what it seems like.
	Thank you.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	All right.
	And then what's your relationship status?
	If you know, you know.
	Single.
	Let me single.
	She belongs to the streets.
	Or it could be you have a situationship that you got with a guy but one of you doesn't want to commit.
	Fuck that.
	Seven years.
	Let's get it.
	There you go.
	Okay.
	All right.
	So you guys are together.
	All right.
	How'd you guys meet?
	Sam, he asked nobody else that.
	Well, you're the only one that's in a relationship.
	We met.
	We met.
	Because I got yellow hair.
	But no, but no.
	We met in Atlanta, Lake Lanier, and we was on a yacht.
	Mutual friends.
	That's why people be dying at, don't they?
	Oh God.
	What the hell is you doing out there?
	That's the hood, ain't it?
	You got to be.
	Hey T.L. I mean, you didn't have to go in that much detail.
	I was just going to say, like, you could have just said we met on the yacht in Atlanta.
	Yeah!
	Yeah, basically, yeah, yeah.
	Let's do it.
	He lasted seven years?
	Seven.
	Who is this superhero?
	Y'all not going to get on me.
	Keep it moving.
	Is he like an entrepreneur?
	What is your name?
	Keep it going.
	Yo, come on.
	Because now y'all getting into details about my situation.
	Like, we all get to it.
	You do realize it's a dating podcast, right?
	Nobody knows who he is.
	It's a dating podcast and you're on our platform.
	We're asking questions like this is what it is like Okay So I'm just asking a simple question.
	What does he do?
	You could just say he's an entrepreneur.
	He's an entrepreneur.
	God fucking damn, man.
	Like, yo, like, stop being difficult, man.
	I'm sorry.
	Just answer the questions.
	I'm low-key.
	You have to excuse me for being low-key.
	You're not low-key if you're on a podcast.
	Yeah, man.
	No, my brand.
	No, no, no.
	My brand is high-key.
	My brand is high-key.
	Don't do this.
	We can't make our black women look crazy.
	I know.
	No, we won't be.
	Notice how all the girls that had you like answered it.
	It was simple.
	I do this, blah, blah, blah.
	You gotta be mindful of the whole society, baby.
	You gotta think about us.
	But wait, when you ask me what was my relationship status, then you ask, oh, what does he do?
	That got too deep into it.
	Because anytime a girl's in a relationship, we ask those questions.
	We ask that question.
	If a girl here had a relationship prior to you, I would have asked her, oh, cool.
	How'd y'all meet?
	What does he do?
	It's the same thing.
	It's our line of questions.
	It's how we run our show.
	If you don't want to follow the rules, then that's cool.
	You don't have to be here.
	This is an opportunity for you to make that explicitly clear.
	Some girls tend to come on here and think, I'm going to answer the questions at my pace.
	I'm going to run the show how I want.
	You don't have a fucking podcast.
	You're on our shit.
	So please follow the rules.
	All right, bet.
	All right?
	All right.
	Sorry for that.
	We're not going to ask you anything that's that invasive.
	It's very general questioning.
	It's a dating podcast.
	It's what it is.
	Complier.
	Good fucking bye, man.
	Simple.
	All right.
	What about you?
	What's your name?
	My name is Gabby.
	I'm from Brazil.
	All right.
	How old are you, Gabby?
	31.
	Okay.
	31?
	What part of Brazil are you from?
	The capital, Brasilia.
	Okay.
	What's the capital again?
	Brasília?
	Brasília.
	Okay.
	What do you do for work?
	I am a birth and death doula.
	Oh, shit.
	So, I help people who are going through big rites of passage such as birth and death.
	Leave her alone.
	I also do.
	Say that again.
	You're a birth and death writer?
	Doula.
	Doula.
	Oh, hell no.
	What is that?
	Dula is a person who supports others emotionally, physically.
	They're present at the birth to console the woman which is going through.
	Is it like a religious thing or just a cultural thing or Brazil?
	No.
	They have it all over the world and you can also do it for death so I can be with families.
	If you have a terminal disease, so I can prepare them and teach them about conscious death, like home funeral, green burial.
	You do Santa Toria too?
	No.
	But I created something called the Death Talk, where I teach the community here in Miami and through Zoom all over the world about conscious dying.
	And I also teach tantra.
	And I also teach Tantra, so I'm super excited to be here with the two polarities, like the masculine and the feminine.
	Oh, you teach Kama Sutra too, baby?
	Can I get some of that?
	Can I get a Kama Sutra and explain?
	That's not the same.
	Okay, damn it.
	So I make sure I have this right.
	You're a birth and death doula, which is you're basically there to help people through hard times.
	Yes.
	Or a good time, like a birth.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What's your highest education level completed?
	Bachelor's degree in physical education.
	Okay.
	Where'd you get that from?
	Fresh and fit.
	I got it in Brazil.
	University of Brasília.
	Oh shit.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	And then relationship status?
	Single.
	Uh-oh.
	So only one girl on the panel has a relationship.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	All right.
	Organa, do you have anything for the people?
	Or I'll hit the chat.
	Tell them who you are, brother.
	Oh, tell them about me.
	Well, hey, you know, I'm just a young, humble fellow.
	You know, 6'6", 240 pounds.
	You know, uh...
	Just trying to find my way in life, you know, enlighten others with my energy and presence.
	At the same time, you know, let people know you gotta be ferocious in this world.
	Don't be too soft.
	It's a capitalist society.
	Get money, you know what I'm saying?
	Get in shape, be ready for war, you know, but during times of peace, you know?
	And that's about it, man.
	My body count?
	Yeah.
	That's unlimited like a buffet, brother.
	I cannot count that, my nigga.
	You see me sitting here?
	I've been fucking since I've been in seventh grade, man.
	I'm 42 years old too, man.
	Straight up.
	You know what I mean?
	Serious lifestyle, man.
	God is great though.
	You know, I came out unscathed with no baby mamas.
	It ain't nobody like me left on this earth, man.
	So I'm here to...
	I can teach people how to do this though.
	There you go.
	I'm a pussy connoisseur.
	I'm a Mayan monk inside vagina.
	Okay, so recently you've been going viral, man.
	Yeah.
	On Instagram, TikTok, everywhere.
	Yeah.
	We're going to get right into it.
	We've got some videos to show you guys on the screen, actually.
	Before the chats?
	Actually, we have chats first.
	I'll hit the chats right now.
	Okay, sorry guys.
	I'm adjusting the slide.
	I read Thomas.
	So go back.
	Okay.
	Chef FNF for Dr. Marco last show Can you read that bro?
	Congratulating me for beating get cancer.
	It meant a lot you guys will forever have my support organic your videos Help me stay positive.
	We're getting entertained through my camera process still no love for these thoughts Get money.
	Okay.
	I love those type of situation right there That's what I'm here for.
	Blackest Panther says, Panel IQ check, ladies.
	Rate yourself and or the girl next to you on a scale of 1 to 10.
	Using the most beautiful female celebrity you can personally think of as the 10 on that scale.
	Okay, so rate yourself 1 out of 10 using a female celebrity that's beautiful to you.
	Should we?
	Okay.
	I was going to ask if we should ask them who their 10 is in their mind.
	We could.
	Alright, so we'll start here and then work our way.
	Name a female 10 for yourself that you would say is a female 10.
	Celebrity that everyone knows.
	Penelope Cruz.
	She's hot.
	Where's she been at?
	I haven't seen that bitch in a while.
	She's probably retired now.
	Yeah, she got that money.
	You mean Penelope Cruz in her prime?
	Yes.
	Okay, not now.
	What about you?
	Megan Thee Stallion, for sure.
	You would.
	Of course.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, she's a big fan.
	Give me the pistol!
	She's a big tan.
	Who shot Maggie?
	Who shot Maggie?
	Okay, nevermind.
	Too soon.
	You wanna ask her?
	Uh oh, uh oh.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Who shot Maggie?
	Oh, yeah.
	Fucking Tory.
	Damn, man.
	For sure.
	Oh, man.
	That nigga did do it.
	It's okay.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I think Beyonce.
	Beyonce in her prime, right?
	You look like Beyonce, Destiny's Child.
	I saw her in concert and she literally looks like an angel.
	Like, she's perfect.
	So, like, then and now.
	Well, if you had to pick one, what would you think she was honest?
	Now.
	Interesting.
	Okay, what about you?
	I'm gonna say Ruby Rose, my type.
	You like girls too?
	No.
	You mean by my type that I'm confused?
	You eating that clam chowder baby?
	Technically most people don't find her attractive because she's like a skinnier, you know what I mean?
	So like my type of like, she's different.
	She don't look like everybody else in the industry in my opinion.
	So she's like differently beautiful.
	So your type as in like you, is it because you emulate it?
	Because you're not sexually attracted to her right?
	You said you don't like girls.
	I'm just trying to understand what you mean by my type.
	You never taste no pussy?
	Like my type.
	No, I have.
	I knew you had.
	Does that make me gay?
	Nah, you just eat a little pussy.
	You can do that baby shit and doge.
	I mean, if a dude kissed a dude, you would say he was gay, right?
	Thank you.
	But I feel like, has every girl at this table kissed a girl?
	I was given the most simple example, but you ate a vagina.
	Yeah, you ate the ass too.
	Oh, okay.
	She didn't slip.
	Oh, shit.
	He right there, baby.
	Took a little taste of that motherfucking hole.
	What about you?
	Give a woman that you think is a 10.
	I would say Jenny from the block, J.Lo.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	I fuck with J.Lo.
	She's older than me, she ain't got there, brother.
	Real quick, do you mean J.Lo from early 2000s or J.Lo now?
	She looks the same.
	She looks the same.
	She doesn't look the same.
	That's fine.
	This is very interesting to see the female perspective.
	What about you?
	I'm gonna go Julia Fox.
	Okay, I can see that.
	I love her.
	Back in the day.
	What movie was she in?
	I don't know, nigga.
	I don't care how much.
	I don't think she's in anything.
	She was in a scary movie.
	Okay.
	I have no idea.
	I just know that she's hot.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Angelina Jolie.
	Angelina now or before?
	Before.
	Okay.
	Maybe someone has their mind on right.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So now that we have established what a 10 is to them...
	You want them to...
	Rate yourself.
	Rate the girl to your right.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So we'll start here.
	Rate the girl to your right based on Angelina Jolie being pretty much flawless in your eyes back when she was young.
	One out of ten.
	Give us a one out of ten to keep her real.
	Looks only.
	Not her personality in your conversations you guys might have had in the back.
	Don't lie to her.
	Keep it a thousand.
	She'll light you up.
	I will not lie.
	I would say 9.
	Oh my gosh, you're the best.
	Bro, you said you won't lie!
	You said 9?
	She look good!
	She not ugly!
	A 9, though?
	Goddamn!
	A 9 out of 10 is, you do realize, like a runway supermodel, like Victoria's Secret, like, damn near...
	Perfect.
	Yeah, essentially.
	Yeah, that's an A. You give her a 9?
	Okay.
	Stick up with it.
	What about you?
	What do you give Ms.
	Dallas HR to your right?
	I'm gonna go 10.
	What about you for Miss Licks Vagina but isn't gay?
	I would give her a 9.5.
	So you're gonna get your pussy eight saying that.
	Are you bisexual too or no?
	No comment.
	On Saturdays only.
	What about you to her?
	9.5.
	Wow.
	Thank you.
	What about you?
	A nine.
	I mean, come on, man.
	Don't be a hater.
	I mean, come on, man.
	I would get out of here.
	Come on, man.
	Don't be a hater.
	All right.
	Chris, if you go make your comments, make sure you throw the camera on yourself, bro.
	Alright, well, what about you?
	What do you give to us?
	Yeah, she gets a big nine.
	A big nine.
	Thank you.
	So, all of you guys are essentially perfect, is what you guys are trying to say.
	No one here is lower than a nine.
	This is funny, bro.
	Oh, and then you're supposed to rate her.
	Go ahead.
	I'll give her a nine and a half.
	This confirms one of the things I've always said is that women never tell each other the truth, but it's very interesting.
	Very, very interesting.
	Okay, what's the next one?
	And like I said before, I'll read the chats that came up from before, guys, but we're going to go 20 and up from this point from before.
	Ladies, name three benefits that men get from being friends with women.
	That's actually a good question.
	We can start here, I think.
	Yeah, here and then work our way.
	Name three benefits that men get from being friends with women.
	Name one.
	That's a good question.
	That is a great question.
	And I think to make it spicier that they can't get from having guy friends.
	That's easy.
	Go ahead.
	I think that the feminine energy brings nourishment, so like care.
	Remember, this is a friend.
	A friend, girl.
	I care for my friends.
	Platonic friend.
	Which means non-sexual.
	Non-sexual.
	So what benefit are men going to get from a female friendship?
	Name three, if you can.
	They get true feedback, like honest feedback.
	Honest feedback?
	Yeah.
	Did you guys just not all rate each other nines?
	You're not giving two nines and shit on some honest feedback.
	Honest feedback.
	Stop it.
	Come back to me at the end.
	That's fair, that's fair.
	I'll be honest, I'll be honest.
	We'll make it easier for you guys.
	One thing.
	Alright, what about you?
	Name one thing that men can get from being platonic friends with women that they can't get from being with their guy friends.
	So, they can get a woman's input on a situation they may have.
	Okay.
	Can you give me an example where a female's input is going to be more valuable than a male's?
	Motherfucking crickets.
	But I would just say, like, say if they're dealing with a female and they talk to their homeboys and the homeboy's like, oh, yeah, she's a hoe, she's this, she's that.
	But she is.
	But a woman is going to look at the actual potential or what she has to offer.
	What is the details?
	Like women look at the details and men will never tell their homeboy the details in a woman.
	So that's one.
	And I would just say...
	Do the details matter if the substance is fucked up?
	If you really like the girl, yeah.
	Interesting.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So female input details...
	Details.
	The details matter.
	Just like making your house look beautiful, the details matter.
	But if the foundation is fucked up, would you care to even redecorate and put details in?
	It depends.
	It depends.
	Don't fuck me up with this question.
	I'm just asking some questions.
	So, the number two would be just a...
	That's just your comfort zone.
	Like, to relax and just...
	You want to clear space.
	Like, that's another...
	What was your question?
	It was like...
	stupid alright but anyway well yeah so there it is name what benefits would men get from being in a friendship platonic with a woman that they wouldn't get with having a guy I thought you asked for three, but that's my one.
	If you could name only one, that's fine.
	I understand that this is a pretty tough question.
	It's not, but...
	Name another one then.
	Okay, so another one would be besides the...
	Helping with situations.
	It would be just their safe space.
	Like, women are men's safe space.
	If you're a friend or if that's your cup buddy, we're a safe space.
	Men is not going to have the same idea as another woman would.
	Who's more of a safe space?
	Someone that she's dating or just a friend?
	See, he didn't get into details.
	He just asked a general question.
	But I said platonically, which implies that they're only friends.
	Oh, well, yeah.
	You're naming some benefits that might come in a romantic relationship.
	Fuck that pussy, damn all that.
	I'm not speaking romantic, but, like, you can have a lady friend and just, like, pull up on her and just chill on some, you know, just some cool shit.
	I never had one in my life.
	It's 2023, so things is weird now.
	Yeah, I just don't see it happening.
	Really?
	I've never been a friend of no...
	What?
	She give me all that good energy like that?
	I'm gonna throw the dick in?
	I got a best friend to this day.
	We just pull up like, hey bro, you hungry?
	You want me to cook?
	I'll pull up, cook, boom, boom, boom.
	He ain't never finger you at nothing before.
	Never, never.
	Do you honestly think that you're fantastic friends with him?
	Absolutely.
	I believe her.
	If you said, hey, you know what, man?
	What if we smash?
	You don't think he would try to smash?
	Mm-mm.
	He better not.
	He better not.
	I'm on the light.
	This is weird.
	I actually believe her.
	Yeah, me too.
	Thank you.
	For some reason, huh?
	For some reason, you believe her, bro.
	Because it's Big Mocha.
	I don't know what it is, but I actually believe her, bro.
	I know why you think it.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	I'm trying to say you ain't that attractive, Daryl.
	That's why you can do that.
	If you call him right now and he's saying, see, do you try to say you're not attractive?
	I can't hear you.
	Does he know you're in Miami right now?
	He moved to West Palm Beach.
	He's close to me now.
	Okay, so if you hit him up right now and say, you know what, why didn't anything serious ever develop from this?
	Like, I want to see you tonight.
	You don't think he would pull up?
	For food, yeah.
	Because he respect me that much.
	Really?
	Let's put it to the test.
	Icy, go get her phone.
	We're going to go ahead and call him right on air.
	He knows, but I don't FaceTime him.
	No, I don't FaceTime.
	Is he watching right now?
	I don't know.
	I don't think so.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Wait one second.
	Wait one second.
	Where's Icy at?
	She's in the back.
	Icy, get around here so that she can prepare her.
	Hold on, hold on, hold on.
	Let's add one more layer, though, because she's a boyfriend.
	No, Ice is going to prepare on the side, and then we're going to come back and do it.
	So say that you broke up with him, and you're sad, because that's important, because he knows that she has a boyfriend.
	Get her.
	You're going to make it real.
	You're going to make it real.
	So what do you want me to say?
	No, she's going to prepare you right now off here.
	He's going to be like, are you fucking crazy?
	She's going to go ahead and take you.
	Don't worry, she's going to tell you, just take your headphones off real quick, and she's going to walk with you, and she's going to get you prepared.
	Take her phone, too.
	Grab her phone.
	Ooh, and I want to smoke that thing.
	And she'll get you ready.
	I see you know what to do.
	No vape in here.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Beyonce.
	Beyonce.
	One thing that's the benefit for the man in a platonic relationship with a woman.
	One thing.
	Personally, I don't really have guy friends like that.
	Why?
	Because they all end up liking me.
	You see how she holding that microphone, boy?
	You see how that hand holding that microphone?
	Yeah.
	I feel like when I'm, like, real and just fully myself in front of, like, guys, like, because I just am your friend, that's when things start to, you know, they start to like me and I just...
	So is your answer, there is no benefit?
	Yeah, like, I have fun when we first start being friends and it's just friends and then when it starts to be, like, awkward...
	But I'm asking what benefit do they get?
	None?
	None.
	I feel like you can talk to your own boys.
	Like, what am I going to do?
	What about you?
	What benefit does a guy get from being platonic friends with a girl that he otherwise would not get from being around his male friends?
	I'm going to say emotional support.
	Okay.
	Is she an animal?
	What do you mean?
	That's what dogs do.
	I mean, but like, honestly, I don't think men can talk to their other guy friends like emotionally.
	Like, would you cry in front of your homeboy?
	Like, be genuinely vulnerable?
	If I had to cry, it would be in front of my homeboys.
	No, in front of my girl.
	I don't think most men would, but yeah.
	Yeah, not my friend, yeah.
	We would do it with your girl, girl.
	You cry with like your sister or your mother.
	So I feel like women give that emotional, like, empathy towards men.
	Be honest, though.
	If a guy cried in front of you, would you actually respect him?
	Yeah, 100%.
	Really?
	It takes a lot to cry.
	Stop the cap.
	As a man in general.
	No way.
	I mean, that's how I am.
	A grown ass man, quite in front of you.
	Oh, I lost my job.
	Snippling and shit.
	Yeah, I would.
	Alright, Ruby.
	I don't believe you.
	Well, remember, this is a platonic friend.
	You've got to remember that now.
	If he crying on that shoulder, he's going to be crying inside that pussy later on that night.
	If he's doing that, you're going to feel sorry for him.
	Just come get a little bit of this.
	It's going to make you feel better.
	You've got to understand where it's going to go.
	That's crazy.
	You've got to be realistic now, baby.
	All right.
	So emotional support.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I would say a free therapist.
	A free therapist.
	Okay.
	What kind of therapy would a girl provide?
	So speaking for myself, I have something to say about every topic.
	So I think a man coming to me with any problems, he's gonna get feedback.
	And it's not just going to be like if he goes to his boys and they're just like listening, right?
	With a woman, he'd actually get feedback on what he's saying.
	So question, do you think, because a lot of times the things that stress guys out are inherently masculine problems that women don't necessarily deal with.
	Do you think you'd be able to properly advise a guy though, from a female perspective, knowing that we live way different lives?
	That's a good question.
	But I think from a female, absolutely you could.
	Because, yes, we face different challenges, but just being able to give your point of view on the situation would help him be able to process it a bit differently.
	You think so?
	When, I mean, women, you know, I mean, I'll just say it.
	I think women live life on easy mode compared to men.
	So I would look at it like a woman dispensing advice to a man is like, alright, that sounds great, but you're playing on a different difficulty setting than I am.
	So it's like, is your advice going to be as, you know, is it going to allow as much practical use for a male?
	So respectfully, on the easy mode, I would disagree.
	I think as a woman, we process situations so much more than men do.
	That's why men are always saying, don't be overthinking all the time, right?
	And that's because we have a situation in front of us, and we tend to look at it from all spectrums.
	The details.
	But do you process it logically or emotionally?
	Yeah.
	Well, that's where it depends if you have that ability or not.
	As a woman and even men, right, we need to focus on emotional intelligence and being able to put aside that.
	So it's just dependent on the person.
	I would argue a big part of the reason why women has their ability to rationally think and make decisions based on logic and reason versus emotion.
	Yeah.
	I would disagree on that.
	I believe if I'm thinking of a situation solely based on emotion...
	Remember, this isn't just you in particular.
	I'm talking about women in general.
	Okay, so women in general.
	If you're thinking about a situation solely emotional, right, you're going to have a one-track mind on it.
	But if you are thinking it logically, that's when you start to overthink because you're looking at the details.
	I would say men are better at thinking things through rationally and logically than women are.
	So why would I go ahead and...
	I mean, maybe you're an exception to the rule, but in general, you know, women aren't deductive problem solvers like men are.
	And we have a bunch of body of evidence to show that.
	Like, I mean, you look at everything that's created in the world, look at everything that we have, all the modern conventions, it's all created by men.
	Typically when women get into the professional world, what do they do?
	They get into professions like yourself, where they're dealing with people versus things.
	Can I get an input on this?
	Yeah, sure.
	I just want to say, to rebuttal off what you said, men do come up with situations, but it take you guys days to get the answer.
	When it comes to women, it take us literally two to three minutes to figure a situation out.
	Give me an example of a situation that a woman solves in minutes that a man takes days to solve.
	She can't even tell you what you want to eat.
	Want to eat tonight?
	I don't know what.
	Goddamn.
	Give me an example that a woman can solve in minutes.
	That is new.
	So, for example, if we needed a schedule for the week, if we're going on vacation, who's going to take care of that, ladies?
	Who's going to take care of it?
	Yeah, because it doesn't matter.
	No, but this is just a prime example.
	We have to take care of the details.
	Women take care of the details.
	If it wasn't for women taking care of the details, men would be discombobulated.
	We have to take care of those details for you guys to move in a straight path.
	You're only allowed the privilege of taking care of details when the man creates the foundation.
	Of course, that's fine.
	So what matters, the man takes care of.
	I'm going to plan out our vacation.
	Who gives a fuck?
	I paid for it.
	That's the hard part.
	That's what matters.
	Okay, but listen, if you pay for it, what the...
	Can I curse?
	Of course.
	So what the fuck are you going to do?
	You can plan a vacation and go, but they ain't going to be sitting there like, well, what are we going to do next?
	When it's the woman that has the details.
	Baby, we're going skydiving.
	Baby, we're getting on horses in the water.
	But we can hire somebody with that.
	We got the money.
	I can get me an organizer to do that.
	See, and that's the thing.
	That's why you have...
	You should have a good woman to save your pockets and she plans the things versus you going to buy a person...
	She's going to be spending all type of money on that damn trip.
	I could have just got to organize it and put me some goddamn...
	I'm going to say this all night.
	That's some 2023 women.
	Sorry.
	Okay.
	Do you have something that you wanted to say?
	Yeah.
	Go ahead.
	I feel like, personally, when I go on a vacation with a guy, I... I don't plan.
	I show up.
	I show up.
	I don't know what I'm doing.
	I hire an organizer.
	She ain't got a plan.
	I ain't gonna plan.
	I hire somebody to do it for us.
	Now we enjoy our trip.
	Fuck all that thinking.
	I got money.
	I've seen girls plan details like that.
	When they're in a long-term relationship, after the man has proved himself over a significant amount of time, then she says, you know what, let me plan something.
	But the guy's already done a bunch of work to be in that position and created a foundation that I discussed before.
	Now she has the privilege of hanging out with these details.
	But what I'm saying, going back to the original discussion with you, is you're saying you can give your female perspective, but what I'm saying is, like I said before, does it make sense?
	Does it really benefit a man to get advice and or guidance from someone that lives an easier life, being honest here?
	Honestly, I don't know.
	I think it's dependent upon the man, whether or not that would be relevant to him.
	I have a quick question, too.
	You said platonic.
	Do you believe in friendship before male and female, like honest friendship?
	No.
	Never.
	I can get my perspective on that after.
	And the other guys.
	And then we're gonna have you call your guy.
	Don't think we forgot about him.
	He's a real one.
	What about you?
	What benefit would men get?
	You said therapy, right?
	That was your thing?
	And then what do you think a guy would get from benefit?
	Name three benefits a guy would get from being in a platonic friendship with you outside of a guy.
	So, I think that it just gives them more experience on how they should be treating women.
	Okay.
	So, they get friendzoned for a bit and...
	In what way, though?
	In what way?
	Like...
	Like...
	Come on, come on.
	We're going to find it.
	I don't know.
	I just have guy friends who treat me a lot better than my exes have.
	Oh, I wonder why.
	Why they treat you so nice?
	Do you know why?
	Tell them why, friends.
	They want to smash your ass.
	They want to get some of that.
	Yeah, they want a piece.
	They want some of that strawberry shortcake.
	Yeah.
	They want to light up.
	They want to see that thing really lit like that.
	Yeah.
	They want to light your flame, baby.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I'll be your buddy.
	Hey, buddy time.
	Buddy time.
	Come sleep in the bed with me.
	Come sleep in the bed with me.
	Come sleep next to me, baby.
	Let's cuddle.
	Make you feel good.
	Oh, hi, get in there.
	Now we're really friends.
	I feel like the more girlfriends that a guy has, he just has more experience taking care of them.
	And then repetition is key.
	Do you think a man having a bunch of platonic female friends makes him more attractive?
	No.
	I feel like there's a cap on that.
	Interesting.
	The guys that you're friends with that treat you well, did you have sex with any of them?
	No.
	Interesting.
	And then the guys that didn't treat you as well, you definitely had sex with them.
	I mean...
	What does that tell you?
	Did you get it now?
	Okay.
	So you think it'll give him experience to be a nicer guy.
	Okay.
	Interesting.
	And then what about you?
	What benefits would a guy get from...
	No benefits.
	No?
	Okay.
	All right.
	None.
	So two girls on the panel think it's none.
	She knows she's 40.
	She sees it.
	She knows all the motherfucking...
	There was a friend who ended up eating that motherfucking booty.
	She'd know that.
	She'd have it too many times, huh?
	Congratulations, man.
	Again, I want to hear your take on this, man.
	Can they actually get benefits?
	Benefits for having a...
	I mean, only how I can see it if it's in a professional manner like on the job site or something like that.
	Business, we in and out.
	I know you there.
	That's it.
	I ain't got your number.
	I ain't talking to you outside of business or a job scenario.
	Getting money, something like that.
	But we on some friendly show.
	I'm calling you, talking to you, all that.
	Man, I'm going to want to fuck that pussy because you give me some good information.
	You make me feel good.
	I like that.
	Let's enjoy each other all the way.
	Why are we skipping this process?
	We already having all this going on.
	Let's get everything, baby.
	I want the whole kit and caboodle.
	Why am I leaving this out?
	It's going to take everything to another level.
	So I can't do it.
	I never even tried.
	But they wouldn't try me anyway.
	They're going to want to.
	Come on now.
	So we're going to make the phone call right now, right?
	Okay, put it next to the mic.
	Here's the bathroom real quick.
	Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
	While we do this.
	So you're going to just hold it up to the microphone.
	So call.
	And then the girl's already instructed you what to say, right?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And don't deviate from what they told you.
	And now put it right in front of the microphone.
	The speaker.
	Put on speaker and then put it right in front of the mic.
	There you go.
	Alright, there we go.
	Now go ahead and hit dial.
	Let's see what you got.
	Let's see.
	He's a real one.
	Okay, we'll see.
	Yo.
	What up, my boy?
	What up, dawg?
	Drunk as fuck.
	Can you guys be quiet?
	Don't laugh.
	What you got going on?
	I'm out.
	I'm in Orlando for the weekend.
	Who turned it in?
	Um, you ain't even in town, is you?
	Hello?
	Nah, I mean, uh, I mean, you know, it's my nephew's birthday.
	Oh, okay.
	Well, I can't even set you up for the kill, my boy.
	Uh, what you got, some cheeks?
	I ain't got no cheeks.
	I got my mom around some cheeks, but I gotta end this car.
	Uh, when I pop out, I'm getting, we popping out red.
	Okay.
	We ain't trying to get back.
	I'm going to be back Monday.
	What you trying to do when you get back?
	It's whatever, man.
	Shorty getting on my merry week.
	It's up.
	Alright, babe.
	I got you, son.
	I'm waiting on you.
	It's going to be bad.
	FaceTime me.
	Hold on.
	Oh!
	Alright.
	Oh, no, no, no.
	Alright, I got you.
	I got you.
	I got you.
	What's up?
	What's up?
	Alright, my boy.
	boy.
	Bye.
	He's a real one.
	No, he's not.
	That nigga trying to fuck.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Come on, man.
	He's a real one.
	Yeah, he's a real horny.
	What you talking about, man?
	Come on, man.
	My shorty was.
	My shorty tripping right now.
	My nigga tripping too.
	What you trying to do?
	Yep.
	Yeah, you scared.
	You real scared.
	We always, we always talk about when our relationships is tripping.
	Oh.
	That we're our comfort zone.
	So you talk to another man about your man.
	That's crazy.
	But not your man?
	Do you not talk to another female about what you got going on?
	Fuck no.
	So who you talk to about?
	The whole boys.
	Oh, okay.
	Come on, man.
	You don't have that comfort space to help your relationship.
	I think we just proved our point.
	He definitely would smash and give him an opportunity.
	No, he wasn't.
	Okay, you know what?
	How about this?
	Ladies on the panel.
	How about y'all?
	I want to get your guys' take.
	How many of you think he would definitely fuck if given an opportunity?
	Raise of hands.
	Y'all don't know me.
	No, it's not you.
	It's given the opportunity.
	So, what do you think?
	I don't think so.
	You don't think so?
	What do you think?
	No.
	Okay, tell me why you guys don't think they would.
	The rest of the girls seem to have some common sense.
	Explain why you don't think he would smash.
	Go ahead.
	Off of that conversation.
	Okay, but do you know him?
	No.
	That's the question.
	It's not about him, it's about me.
	Exactly.
	I gotta open these legs at the end of the day.
	Okay, look, look, ladies.
	It doesn't matter.
	A part of having a discussion and answering questions is having common sense and understanding the question.
	I said assuming given the opportunity, which means your legs are open, would he fuck?
	You said no.
	Clearly, the conversation contradicts that.
	So again, it's not off of her.
	It's off of if he got the opportunity, do you think he would fuck?
	Now answer the question.
	Yes or no?
	I don't know.
	I don't know him, so I cannot answer the question.
	You heard that conversation.
	Be real now.
	Don't lie.
	Keep it a thousand.
	What about you?
	Now, explain to me why you don't think he would have sex with her.
	I think sometimes it doesn't matter if the person has their legs open in front of you.
	If you don't have the attraction, like, you won't smash.
	You don't think he was attracted?
	I don't know.
	You're talking about a guy.
	He don't got to be that attracted to you.
	He did get hard.
	He wanted to get it, you know what I'm saying, in there.
	It don't got to be that big, baby.
	How about us?
	Wait, so you're saying she's ugly?
	So you're saying that he wouldn't smash if given an opportunity?
	If he's not attracted to her, no.
	Did you not hear the same conversation we did?
	I did.
	Okay.
	So based on that conversation, you don't think he would try to hook up with her?
	Using your common sense.
	Goddamn.
	Common sense, not so common.
	No, it's not that.
	I mean, I'm not surprised.
	The girls don't want to offend each other.
	That's why they're giving each other bullshit ratings 9, 9.5, 10.
	Oh, I think I could be a friend.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	They're being politically correct.
	Women are rarely honest with each other.
	There's a term for that called dog shit advice.
	Yes, this is what it is.
	Big dog shit.
	All right.
	Interesting.
	And don't feel bad.
	Don't feel bad.
	Almost every time that we brought a girl on and she said, I have a guy friend and we made her call her guy, nine out of ten times a dude is trying to fuck her.
	This is not the one.
	See, the thing about it, like, we are guys.
	So, like, we talk like this behind, like, y'all backs.
	Y'all don't know how we really operate.
	We all know that every guy's gonna fuck their friend.
	Like, we know this.
	So, y'all will never respect a friendship?
	No, for what?
	Never?
	No, we cool, but that's that 2023 shit.
	This is that 2023 shit.
	This is caveman shit.
	Alright, let me tell you why.
	The reason why, and this might offend you ladies, but I'll just be honest, going back on what I said before is that women live life on easy mode.
	Since you guys live life on easy mode, we don't really respect your struggle because your struggle is microscopic compared to ours.
	Because fortunately, women have the privilege and the benefit of being able to say, you know what?
	I don't want to make money anymore.
	I want to be a stay-at-home mom.
	And if you're pretty enough, you can actually enact that dream.
	As a man, though, I can never say, I want to be a stay-at-home dad and have a bad bitch.
	That ain't never happening for me.
	So either succeed or die trying.
	There is no in-between.
	So since women have the ability to do whatever they want, whether they want to chase a career like yourself and get two master degrees or stay at home and be a mom, they have that choice.
	We don't.
	So we don't value your advice.
	That's why mansplaining and men being leaders and dominant, etc., We don't really respect the female experience because your guys' experience is much easier than ours, unfortunately.
	Especially in 2023.
	So that's why having a female friend is absolutely useless because she can't identify with you on anything.
	It's impossible.
	And also for yourself as well.
	You said earlier, if you don't open up your legs, right?
	But what is intention?
	Because intentions are deep down, I'm trying to smash.
	But she won't give it to me right away.
	I'm going to play cool, wait my time, find a weak spot.
	Then I'll attack.
	But it's been eight years.
	That's no, that don't mean nothing.
	10, 20, 30 years?
	It don't matter how long he got to wait.
	Yeah, it's not a big deal.
	Like he's not fucking other.
	If he was not fucking no other bitches for these eight years be different.
	Like he's waiting on you.
	He's fucking all title pussy.
	And if you fall into that line, they're going to fuck you too.
	That's life.
	That's how we operate.
	Once it ends?
	Then he wins.
	Listen, my boys.
	That's all that matters.
	Endgame.
	Listen, my boys.
	If you don't know, now you know.
	Because you never met one that just respected a friendship.
	I'm the first match.
	We just heard him.
	Yeah, we just heard him, man.
	Trust me.
	Fuck you.
	Seven out of the eight girls, I mean, sorry, six of the seven girls here think that he would try to fuck.
	We definitely heard the same conversation.
	I mean, you want me to ask the almost 20,000 people that are watching us right now, ask them, what do you guys think?
	They are going to think he's trying to fuck, too.
	I mean, we all speak English and aren't retarded.
	That's how we operate.
	That's a move.
	We teach that.
	We niggas, man.
	I'm trying to explain to the women, men don't see women as real friends because you guys don't really offer that much value from a friendship perspective.
	I would never believe that.
	That's okay.
	Yeah, of course.
	He believes it for sure.
	We all know.
	With all the respect, it doesn't matter what you believe because it's the guy that's trying to fuck.
	So I'm telling you what he thinks.
	I mean, if you don't want to accept the truth, then that's fine.
	But I guarantee every single one of you here on the panel has had a guy from before and ended up awkward.
	Of course.
	He admitted he liked you or he tried to make a move on you later on and you're like, what the fuck?
	You're too nice or maybe he might not be successful enough or he doesn't look the vagina the same way I do.
	I don't know.
	But either way, when girls put a guy in the friend zone, that dude is doing something wrong.
	He's not attractive.
	Does your man know that you have a guy best friend?
	They're cool.
	They're entrepreneurs together.
	That's an L. Aw, shit.
	That's an L, bro.
	But listen, my thing is you have to believe that that can happen.
	You have to believe that can happen.
	No, no.
	It can happen, but once again, intention doesn't change.
	It's still intention.
	So why wouldn't you believe that this is a thing right now?
	I believe that you're his friend, but he wants to fuck you.
	And he will.
	Intentionally.
	But you have to meet him first and be like, oh, he don't want to fuck him.
	I understand 100% what he said.
	He said in a nutshell, listen, I got some trouble.
	Let's link up.
	That's my boy!
	That's what we do!
	No, no, no.
	Understand, if you said the same thing, you know what?
	I got trouble too.
	Let's meet up, get drunk, and have a good time.
	Have y'all fucked before?
	Hell no.
	Stop the cat.
	He's heterosexual, right?
	Hell no.
	Okay.
	Got to make sure of that.
	That's the only possibility.
	My boy is 6'8".
	He looks amazing.
	He get the hoes.
	That is no problem.
	Going back to the ladies.
	How many of you guys think that men and women could be platonic friends?
	How many of you think that men and women could be platonic friends?
	Absolutely.
	Only three or four of you?
	Got to believe it.
	Got to.
	Interesting.
	But a bunch of you couldn't name anything that women provide as a platonic friend.
	Interesting.
	We did.
	It was some bullshit, man.
	Feminine energy.
	Emotional support.
	Free therapy.
	Female experience.
	Okay.
	That Bahamian boy donates 20 bucks and goes, Hey Myron, I appreciate you a lot, man, but respect your work.
	Quick question.
	My friend just started dating a girl after a month of knowing her and now they're at two different colleges far away from each other.
	What is your opinion on long distance?
	It's a wrap, bro.
	She's going to get fucked by other dudes when you go to college.
	She's already fucking somebody.
	If your girl goes off to college somewhere else, bro, it's a fucking wrap.
	Break up for her.
	It's over.
	Cam Two Times goes, a woman asked me what body count makes a woman a 304.
	I told her, let me put it like this.
	They say a pussy has nine lives, then after the tenth, pussy is dead.
	So ladies, what body count makes a woman a 304?
	This is a good question.
	Alright ladies, what body count is too much?
	How many niggas you fucked?
	No, that's not the question.
	That's not the question.
	Let me clarify.
	Thank you.
	What number of sexual partners is too much for a woman that makes her officially transcend into whore space?
	Okay.
	That's a good one.
	That is a good one.
	We can start here.
	Actually, we'll start here this time.
	You missed me.
	We started here three times.
	Yeah, we started here last time, right?
	No.
	Oh, it is her?
	Okay, sorry.
	No, it's your turn.
	Trust me.
	It's your turn.
	It's your turn.
	Come on.
	Yeah.
	It's a very simple question.
	What number is too much?
	I don't know.
	Makes a girl a whore.
	I meant to do a whore.
	There's no right or wrong answer here.
	Depending on the age, though.
	That's a good one.
	Let's say 25.
	25?
	Okay, that's a good one.
	I mean, if it's 25 and have more than 30, that's a whore.
	30!
	So 29, still cool.
	30, slut.
	Interesting.
	What about you?
	What number's too much?
	I'm going to go a little higher and say 50.
	50?
	50 at 25?
	Okay.
	So 49, you're not a hoe, but 50 you are.
	I'm very non-judgmental.
	I like you, baby.
	I ain't judgmental either.
	You're still judging, just at a different level.
	Alright, what about you?
	Okay, I have a different perspective.
	I think once you hit the double digits, that's too much.
	Especially at 25.
	25, yeah.
	So 10 and above is L. Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	I'm gonna go with 50 also.
	God!
	2023 shit.
	Ruby Rose!
	Yeah, Instagram.
	It's a lot of access.
	It's a lot of access.
	That's crazy.
	Alright.
	What about you?
	Personally, I don't ask people their body count.
	Of course, but I'm saying, if it was this close to you, what number would make you say, oh, that's it.
	In that space.
	I mean...
	Are you no girls?
	I don't think, like, I don't know.
	I feel like people will...
	Change for somebody that they really like...
	What number will make you go, what the fuck?
	At 25?
	Probably like 50.
	I got another follow-up question after this.
	What's too much?
	At 25, seven.
	Seven is too much.
	Seven bodies is a lot.
	Okay.
	Seven.
	What about you?
	I think this is an archaic question, but since I have to respond, I would say 69.
	Goddamn!
	2023 shit.
	Now, let me ask you this.
	We'll go back.
	What do you think...
	Okay, we talked about what body count is too much.
	What do you think the average woman in America's body count is at 25?
	Average.
	In 2023?
	Yes.
	Today, yes.
	And again, I want you to think of all the women that you know, whether family, friends, associates, colleagues, etc.
	Compile all those women and think to yourself, okay, what is the average body count of a 25-year-old woman in the United States in 2023?
	Obviously, this isn't a representation of your body count.
	It's the average woman.
	Go ahead.
	30.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	In 2023, I'll say about a cool fit thing.
	50 or 25?
	Okay.
	What about you?
	30.
	Okay.
	You?
	30.
	No, what do you think?
	It's the ladies.
	The guys always go after you.
	I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and say like 25.
	Okay, on the low end.
	Okay, what about on the higher end?
	Probably, I would say like 40.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	I think it's a lot less, probably like 10.
	Okay.
	I mean, that's depending.
	Not for you, okay.
	That's depending.
	I feel like there's a lot of people that have zero, so I'm taking those into account too.
	How many female virgins do you know personally?
	Please let me know.
	One.
	Yeah, so one.
	Out of all the girls you know, you've only met one virgin.
	But we're taking into account every 25-year-old, not just all the ones that I know.
	Yeah, but do you think it's common?
	There's a lot of religious people.
	You think they're the worst?
	Definitely.
	That's my best experience.
	Ever.
	Ever.
	Okay, so you still think it's done?
	That's fine.
	That's your take on it.
	Okay, what about you?
	Oh my gosh.
	I don't know.
	That's dependent.
	I would say 30.
	30?
	Interesting.
	Alright, so it's not too far off of what you guys think is too much.
	Now, what do you think the average, you know, just to have fun with this, what do you think the average body count is for a man that's 25 years old?
	Average man now.
	Average man.
	Hold on, hold on.
	Let me describe it because my women don't understand what an average man is.
	An average man, 5'8".
	30 to 50k a year.
	Yeah, they ain't just all these memes walking around.
	You ain't double-taking like, oh, he's handsome.
	Like, that's the nigga that works at CVS. Right.
	The average guy.
	And also a dad bod.
	Yeah.
	And a dad bod, too, I thought.
	See, now, why y'all going in details with the man, but y'all ain't going in details with the woman?
	Because it's different realms.
	Women could look like nothing.
	Y'all had to show us that it was a CVS man.
	A woman could work at CVS and have a haunted body.
	Yeah, that's true.
	She went into details.
	Looked like Roseanne Hart.
	The nigga's still gonna be there over in the back.
	Let's exercise a little bit of critical thinking.
	Okay.
	Do you think a girl that works at CVS, or even McDonald's for that matter, that's average looking, who do you think has more options?
	Her or the guy that works with her?
	Come on, baby, you know that.
	Can we finish this shit?
	This is him giving the men the details for me.
	Because most women don't know what an average man is because he's invisible to them.
	Girls, no offense, are functionally retarded when it comes to opposite gender.
	They think, oh!
	Every guy is six foot, 100 grand a year.
	Yeah, there's a bunch of them out there.
	No, that's the top 1% of dudes.
	So I have to bring them back to reality.
	No, five foot eight, about 30, 50K per year.
	Dad bod.
	Might be a little nervous, a little shy.
	Works a regular ass job maybe at Walmart.
	Shys are the worst.
	Everyone is organic.
	Shys are the worst.
	Girls make the mistake of thinking, oh, the guys that I'm attracted to are average.
	No, most women that are average go for guys that are well above average.
	Real quick, twitch.
	Yeah, kill Twitch and Facebook and Twitter.
	Come on over to YouTube and or Rumble.
	Okay, so go ahead.
	Average man's body count, 25 years old.
	And I just described what average man is.
	35?
	35 bodies.
	So you think it's higher than a woman's?
	Okay.
	Yes.
	Oh my God.
	Okay.
	All right.
	What about you?
	I'm going to go with 25.
	Okay, so you also think it's higher.
	What about you?
	I'm on the low end.
	10.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	20.
	Okay.
	I don't know what numbers y'all are saying, but I'm in college and I live in dorms and I see some crazy stuff from guys and girls.
	I'm not going to say just guys.
	But they average and work at CVS. Not the football players on the team.
	Not the football players.
	They're average.
	No seniors, no juniors.
	Not even football players.
	No, regular shmegular ass niggas.
	Right, right.
	That makes a difference.
	No, no, because on college, social status means a lot.
	So even if it's a regular shmegular motherfucker, but he's a frat boy, or he's on a team or whatever, that still matters.
	But you ain't gonna play a college card.
	You didn't say that.
	You said he worked at CVS and he was regular and he was 5'8".
	She's comparing college students.
	You being arguing to argue.
	I simply gave a scenario and then she went ahead and reflected her own personal experience which doesn't reflect reality because she used a college campus and I rebutted that by saying, well, college campus is even more pronounced in the fact that social status means a lot in college campuses.
	We're an average guy, that's 5'8", whatever, but if he's in a fraternity, that makes up for the deficit.
	So social status plays a lot into college dynamics.
	So generally, everybody else.
	You can go ahead and use your college campus thing, but I guarantee those guys that you see smashing that are average probably have something.
	They're on a team, they're on a fraternity, they have some kind of social club.
	Maybe 30.
	I mean, you don't know how that guy's past was.
	You don't know how he was in his past.
	Alright, interesting.
	What about you?
	For the details, he's a seven.
	He works at CVS. A seven is more like a five.
	He's 25 years old.
	Okay.
	He's a five.
	He's a five?
	Yes.
	A five is average, right?
	He get about six bodies a year.
	A year?
	Yeah.
	To 25?
	If he's a six and he works at CVS and he's 25, he can buy six bodies a year.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Okay, so what does that amount to?
	25 times six is quite a bit.
	I'm just saying.
	So what's the total body count lifetime at 25 then?
	So you're selling it from 18 to 25 per year?
	115.
	So 18 to 25 or are you talking about his entire life?
	See, y'all be going into details with me.
	It doesn't matter, right?
	It doesn't matter in the yellow hair.
	Did she say that a second ago?
	It doesn't have yellow hair.
	So the math is 150.
	Yeah.
	That's a lot.
	Holy fuck.
	No, six times a year he may get lucky.
	If you're six and you work at CVS and you're 25, you ain't getting mad by like six.
	Okay, so when did he start?
	Fuck it.
	Fuck it, skip me.
	You gotta get a number, don't you?
	You gotta get a number, right?
	Skip me.
	You're saying six a year, you gotta put a number, okay, start a year to get to 25.
	At 25, or is there an age gap?
	So you think at 25, he has six bodies?
	Six bodies.
	Okay, gotcha.
	And he work at CVS. Okay, so six total.
	No, she said six per year.
	Six bodies a year.
	Okay, when did he start fucking him?
	When he was born?
	You gotta make sense, baby.
	I'm saying, are y'all saying at 25 years old?
	Yes.
	How many times have he hit some pussy at 25?
	Okay, he's 25.
	How much pussy did he get to 25?
	Oh.
	God damn it, where the god damn it?
	We got a special auntie to this motherfucker.
	What the hell wrong with you?
	Wait, wait.
	I'm so sorry.
	I'm so sorry.
	Fuck.
	Sorry.
	It's the details.
	It's the details.
	So how much in total?
	You could.
	So we don't pay attention to the details.
	Stop.
	Oh, man.
	So, from the time he is 25, he works at CVS, he's a 5.
	Start at 18, I'm gonna help you.
	Start at 18, time 6.
	He got about 12 bodies.
	God damn it, you can't count.
	From the age of 18 to 25?
	You said six a year since 18.
	Multiply.
	I gave you eight times six.
	Now I comprehend what you're saying.
	I gave it to you the first.
	12 bodies.
	No!
	Eight times motherfucking six is what?
	He's not getting no play.
	That's what I'm saying.
	That amounts to 48.
	Six times eight is 48, right?
	I think so.
	Yeah, so is it 48 or 12?
	What's your final answer?
	Oh my...
	Can I cuss a lot?
	Yeah, go ahead, sure.
	Because I cuss a lot.
	Yeah, sure.
	Why don't you press that button?
	But it's 36.
	I'm going to tell you the number, it's 36.
	From the age of 18 to 25, and he works at CVS, and he never...
	No, actually, my bad.
	It's six times seven there, right?
	Six times eight.
	Because 18...
	48.
	Seven.
	No, six times seven.
	Yeah, yeah.
	There's seven.
	I fucked up.
	42.
	42.
	Six times seven.
	I gave him more about it.
	More years.
	Okay, you guys are incompetent.
	It's 42.
	Because I'm not counting per year.
	I'm counting...
	You said per year!
	No, I'm counting the total.
	Oh, my God.
	Oh, my God.
	Am I tripping?
	I am tripping.
	No, no, no.
	We gotta get it clean.
	Let's get it right.
	So you're saying that he fucks six girls from 18 to 25.
	From 18 years on.
	Okay, let's start over.
	Okay, slow down.
	Let's slow it all the way down.
	Okay.
	From 18 to 25.
	Okay.
	Start there.
	From 18 years on.
	That's seven years, bam.
	To 25.
	Okay.
	There we go.
	That's seven years.
	This nigga work at CVS. Yes.
	He ain't nothing but a cool five.
	Oh, yes, yes.
	From 18 to 25, he ain't hitting up but 16 girls between that gap.
	Boom, that's it.
	Not 16 per year.
	So it ain't 6 a year?
	No, it's just that in total.
	Okay, there you go.
	If you say 6 a year, that was...
	Yeah, because you said before 6 per year.
	Y'all incompetent.
	Y'all incompetent.
	No, no, no.
	It was not me.
	How many of y'all heard her say 6 per year?
	No, that's what I said in the beginning, but now it changed.
	So you just want to say...
	So are we incompetent, or is it that you're incompetent, and we just listen to your incompetency?
	Oh, you come attacking me.
	Don't do it.
	No, I'm telling you the truth.
	Nah.
	If you literally...
	Nah.
	We're going off of what you told us, so we're the competent ones taking your crazy female math.
	No.
	You're the incompetent one because you can't even describe the number.
	I just did, though.
	Now we got it together.
	Thank you.
	How you didn't hear me out, girl?
	Watch this, watch this, watch this.
	She's a college girl.
	What's she fucking up?
	You stupid.
	Yeah.
	We got a beer to the green Santa kind of girl.
	Okay.
	We can eat it up for you.
	Don't worry about it.
	What do you think?
	Tequila.
	Fresh and fed tequila.
	She did quick maths.
	Yeah, man.
	That was crazy.
	What is the average body count of a 25-year-old guy that's average, you know, working a regular job?
	20.
	All right, ladies, just so you know, one in three men between the ages of 18 to 30 hasn't had sex in a year and or is a virgin.
	Facts.
	One in three, so that's 33% right there.
	And then that doesn't account for all the guys.
	Those are guys that just got surveyed.
	That's not the guys that sit in their house all day and play video games, etc.
	And then if you don't believe me, how many guys do you reject out of 100 guys that come up to you?
	Maybe 95 of them?
	If 100 dudes came up to you, you guys reject most of them?
	So you really think guys are getting these high body counts?
	They're not getting no pussy at all.
	And add to that as well...
	Corn, OnlyFans, is going up.
	They're peeling their skin off their dick every night watching porn.
	They ain't got no outside nothing.
	They sitting at home with 10 bottles of lube, got their feet cocked up on a goddamn bed, yeah, toes curled, peeling dick, you know what I'm saying?
	That's why they have a pussy pocket now.
	They ain't getting no pussy.
	The average nigga ain't getting no pussy?
	Hell no!
	They have a pussy pocket now.
	Yeah, they fucking dolls and shit.
	Robots.
	They got AI, got their visuals and holograms.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You ain't talking.
	You gave the highest number.
	You said 35.
	I mean, it's depending.
	But you gotta be realistic.
	We don't meet Puerto Ricans.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The average motherfucker ain't getting no pussy.
	Is you crazy?
	For Puerto Ricans, they'd be like fucking anything.
	All right, let me ask you this.
	How many average niggas are you smashing?
	There you go.
	A few.
	Oh, baby, it's out there.
	I mean, she's 40, man.
	She's 40, man.
	She ain't playing.
	She's a fucking.
	How many average guys are you smashing?
	None?
	Or you're gonna keep it quiet?
	I'm gonna keep it quiet.
	She fucking, she redhead.
	She fucking a lot.
	You know the redhead.
	I had one not too long ago, boys.
	How many average guys are you smashing?
	None?
	What about you, honey?
	I'm gonna keep it quiet.
	She fucking, she redhead.
	She fucking a lot.
	You know the redhead.
	How many average dudes are you smashing?
	Period.
	You smash two dudes at a 5'8 making 30k a year?
	30k a year?
	Oh wait, it's talking about a 5'8?
	Yeah, like average.
	Are you smashing any regular niggas?
	Hell no.
	Yes.
	I mean, I've only been in one relationship.
	He's a regular guy?
	Maybe an inch taller than me.
	Okay.
	And I'm not tall.
	Okay.
	Why aren't y'all together then?
	She's starting to see the real world.
	She's starting to see the big lichens walking around and shit.
	It just didn't work out.
	Okay, it's not me.
	It's not me.
	What about you?
	How many average guys were you with?
	Zero.
	What about you?
	How many average niggas did you balance?
	Yes.
	There you go.
	There you go.
	Now y'all getting it, baby.
	Or they're even ashamed to mention it.
	Yeah.
	But aren't you like more spiritual, more like open to stuff?
	Well, she is open to stuff.
	Alright.
	Fantastic.
	Okay, where are we at here?
	Oh, that's funny.
	You got a video to play?
	Alright, give the background on it, man.
	So, you've been going viral.
	Yeah, I went viral the last back-to-back weeks in a row.
	All praise the most hot for that, you know.
	Just giving out different content, doing podcasts and giving my talk.
	And my real perspective on like, you know, Women and...
	Because I lived a great life when it comes to that.
	So I had a lot of sex in my time.
	So I know a lot about women and different things.
	So I just get my perspective on it.
	And it's been going viral because it's real.
	Not a lot of people can come from my perspective and talk the way I do.
	So when I say it, it's like shocking, but it's so pure and real that it's just people fucking with it.
	That's what's up.
	Yeah, I'm giving it back.
	I put myself in a position because I say a lot of real shit, but I'm willing to do that.
	You know what I mean?
	They've been going viral.
	So I did one about BBWs because if you ladies don't know...
	I saw that video.
	That's me, baby.
	You're welcome.
	I saw that video.
	That's four million right now.
	A couple days.
	I'm going to brag a little bit.
	I saw that video.
	All plays the most high.
	But to keep it real, so what it was, was I knew a girl that I do the podcast with, she told me that her ex-boyfriend, she called him on Instagram where you could see what they were doing, like you see the activity.
	She's seen them liking a lot of big women's pictures.
	But she ain't big.
	She's regular slender.
	She's a fine NFL player.
	Like, what the fuck is she doing liking all these big-ass women?
	That's probably his fetish.
	Can I get to the damn story?
	Goddamn, take a sip of the tequila.
	So, what it was was, and I told her, like, oh, you didn't know this.
	Like, I don't give a fuck how cool the guy is.
	Even me.
	A woman that's a little bigger, that pussy is nuclear good.
	Okay?
	It's called a warm honey bun.
	You put the honey bun in the microwave for 10 seconds, and you take it out.
	Eat that motherfucker.
	Don't go 11.
	Don't go 12, don't go 13.
	That motherfucker will taste good.
	They got an extra layer, extra goddamn juices coming down the thigh.
	So like, boom, us guys know it.
	So we sneak around and fuck the big girl behind the back for the most part.
	So it's a well-known thing with men.
	But women really don't know that, like regular women.
	You know, it ain't big as hell, but y'all get it.
	So, I had to inform the world of that, and I gave my appreciation out verbally, because we say it behind closed doors and do it.
	I told the world, we love BBWs.
	Drake doing it.
	I know a lot of top-level niggas that do it.
	So, I'm just the first person to verbalize it.
	That's why it's going so viral because everybody knows it from the women to the guys.
	So I just told it.
	Y'all want to hear it because it's good.
	I saw the video.
	I want to see it.
	You saw it?
	I saw it.
	That pussy got worn when I said that then.
	Did you feel good?
	I used to weigh 235.
	Oh, I like that.
	So that pussy still got that BBW pussy in there.
	And you Puerto Rican too?
	And you Puerto Rican too.
	I know that motherfucker.
	You got kids?
	Mop water.
	You got three kids.
	And the factory went out of business.
	Oh, shit.
	Oh, you cut that thing out so a nigga is nut all in you, huh?
	She's like, hey, let me lock my booty cheeks in that motherfucker.
	Stir it up, go to sleep, wake up, do it again.
	Before I play the clip, you said you had a question.
	Does it have to do with this or something else?
	It's for the guys.
	Does it have to do with this topic?
	Don't play with it.
	I just wanted to know if all guys watch porn and if it impacts your sex life negative, if it's I could tap in with this real quick.
	Me, I practice no fap.
	I haven't masturbated or watched porn in the last seven years.
	And that's how I became successful.
	I used that to my advantage and it actually changed my life.
	So I always practice that and tell any kid out there, guys out there, get your ass out the basement, turn that shit off, don't jack off, go to the gym.
	Because what happens is, let me go real quick with that.
	What happens is now that I'm not masturbating, getting that nut off, I got to earn the nut, right?
	So now I'm going to go work out, get buff, I look better to women.
	I got to get smarter, get more money.
	I got to get my conversation up, my hilariousness up.
	So when I run into women, they're going to give me that pussy and I earn that nut.
	I got to earn every nut I get.
	I can't cheat myself getting instant gratification.
	So that brings you to success.
	You're going to get smarter.
	You'll get better in shape.
	You'll get funnier.
	You'll get more pussy.
	Three of them.
	No fat.
	That's true.
	Yeah.
	Obviously, every guy has watched porn in the past.
	I definitely have.
	But yeah, it's something that I quit.
	I make my own now.
	I make my own.
	I say all the time on the show, if you're a guy that wants to actually get women, Don't watch porn, make your own porn.
	Make your own porn.
	On that level, that means you have access, you become the man you need to be, and they want you as well.
	The only thing I give a guy is like, okay, if you're out of town or something, you FaceTime a woman, you get nasty niggas FaceTiming because you're still interacting with a woman.
	You're earning that.
	You're earning that still now because you've got a woman there.
	I see you, this ain't no porn.
	This is what I could fuck if I was there.
	So you can get away with that one.
	Squeeze one out like that.
	I still ain't did that.
	I almost did.
	I was in Switzerland.
	I was on a little drought, but I didn't do it.
	Yeah.
	I was close.
	Porn causes a lot of ED. Most guys are like, oh, I can't get up with a girl because you watch so much porn.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Shout out to our ninjas over at Blue Chew, man.
	If you guys got erectile dysfunction, go ahead and get some Blue Chew.
	Yeah, use the code FRESHFIT. Is it FRESHFIT? FRESHFIT. Yeah, FRESHFIT, guys.
	Use the code over at Blue Chew.
	Yeah, shout out to our ninjas over there at Blue Chew, man.
	There you go.
	Blue Chew.
	They give up that bad.
	Link in the description, by the way.
	Yeah, turn it up.
	I'll tell you the truth though, a lot of guys, we love BBWs.
	For one, they're nice.
	Most of them got good jobs, you know.
	And the most important thing that probably most of us run into, that pussy be good.
	BBW's got that warm honey bun pussy.
	If you had a honey bun, you'd put it in the microwave for like 10 seconds.
	You'd take that bitch out and eat that motherfucker.
	It's a different type of meat moisture.
	You hear me?
	I love a BBW. But I'll tell you the truth.
	Did that pussy get wet when you heard me talking like that?
	Tell the truth.
	Did it warm up?
	The music is killing me, bro.
	The music is killing me, bro.
	It's so fucking hilarious.
	It's real shit, though.
	And I'm giving out secrets.
	Some of you guys get mad.
	Like, oh, you're telling our secrets.
	I got to feed my people.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Men and women.
	And it's funny.
	- Hey, Bonnie, I watched the video and who?
	I'm here. - I bless you, baby.
	You awesome. - I'm here.
	- Did you know that guys like Bibi Dubs?
	- Say what?
	- Did you know that guys like Bibi Dubs low-key?
	- They like it, though.
	- Of course.
	- Why wouldn't they have like an extra chicken on their bones?
	- Because they got a little more meat on their bones, but the other ones, they didn't know.
	- They don't know.
	- Okay, but what about skinny girls? - I would say it's mostly niggas that like that.
	- It's mostly niggas, man.
	- Is that skinny girls? - I mean, personally, I don't, but I'm not gonna knock people that do.
	- We know my right.
	- We got it bro, you should.
	- No man.
	Go ahead.
	I have a question for him.
	For me?
	What's your type?
	BBW or skinny mini?
	I feel like you like a skinny mini because you feel like a thick woman would be too dominant for you.
	And you are a person who likes to be dominant.
	So I want to know, do you like skinny mini or BBW? Why is it a skinny mini?
	Why can't you just be in shape?
	Why can't you just go to the gym and lift weights and be in shape?
	Answer the question.
	What do you like?
	I don't like a skinny mini or a BBW. I want a girl that's in shape that goes to the gym and lifts weights.
	But it can be like a girl that's 270.
	She could be in a gym.
	She could be all muscle, yeah.
	That's a 270 bitch that's lifting weights.
	If a woman is 270 pounds, she's fat.
	There's no way that she's absolutely fat.
	Okay, 220 then.
	She's fat.
	You're not answering my question.
	I just told you, I don't like, I've fucked fat girls before and I don't like it.
	Okay, so do you like this or do you like this?
	What do you like?
	I want her in shape going to the gym.
	What size though?
	There's a lot of women in shape in different sizes.
	No, if you're fat, you are by definition not in shape.
	You're out of shape.
	But I'm not saying fat.
	What size do you like?
	No woman should ever be over, I mean, unless she's like six foot tall.
	Even if she's six foot tall, she shouldn't be over 170 pounds.
	You don't like the big Amazons?
	You like skinny minis.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	You like skinny minis.
	It's okay.
	Any girl that's over 170 pounds is fat as fuck.
	But you like skinny minis.
	That's okay.
	It's not a skinny mini.
	It's a girl that's not obese.
	He works out.
	So he likes girls that work out.
	And that's okay.
	That's okay.
	But his preference is a skinny mini.
	No, he's telling you it's not.
	How you gonna tell a man what the hell he wants?
	He said he'd like him in shape.
	A skinny mini is a model.
	He didn't say like a model, thin, Victoria's Secret about to die eating a handful of kale every day.
	He said a woman that's working out in shape.
	But there's plenty of big women that's in shape.
	You talking about China from goddamn wrestling big.
	There ain't no woman walking around like that.
	And even her at her peak is not no 270 or 200.
	270 is goddamn...
	She Hulk.
	At the top of her, you know, drug use is probably maybe 160, 170 at the most.
	And that's, she's damn near, no woman should ever, here's the thing.
	A woman should never be fat and a girl shouldn't be over a certain weight.
	Like, bro, like if a chick is close to 200 pounds, that's unacceptable.
	I'm 60, I'm 200 pounds.
	What the fuck?
	No girl should be close to that.
	That's unacceptable, man.
	So, I don't know.
	It's just, yeah, it's not a skinny mini.
	It's a girl that goes to the gym that is within her body weight limit of her height.
	There's no 270 chick ever that's going to look good.
	I would argue there's no girl that's 200 pounds that's going to look good.
	Hell nah.
	It's tough.
	Well, I used to weigh 235 and I used to look like a meatball.
	I'm 5'1".
	Now I'm 160.
	See, and that's still too big.
	You still got to lose another 30 pounds.
	Just being honest.
	5'1", 160?
	You set yourself up for that for him.
	Let me see that shape.
	Let me see that shape, though.
	Let me see.
	Let me see it.
	Let me see.
	Shit.
	Hey.
	Puerto Rican 2.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Baby.
	Now I see it.
	You can lose 20 or 30 minutes.
	I'm just being honest.
	You would look better.
	Because the thing is, girls will sit there and be like, oh, I look good.
	I'm voluptuous.
	What's the other one?
	I'm curvy.
	That's just an excuse to be flabby and not be in shape and be heavy.
	You know what's crazy?
	Niggas will still smash.
	Most definitely.
	But is it the niggas that they want?
	Nope.
	A lot of times it won't be.
	And they won't take them outside.
	Trust me, I know.
	Yeah, you'll get smashed in silence.
	Where we at here?
	Okay, we got...
	If you ever want these lying-ass women to be truthful with their ratings, have them write it down on a piece of paper so it's anonymous.
	Yeah, that's a good one right there.
	That's a good one.
	We'll make them do that next time.
	That's a good one.
	We got here Kyrie Thomas.
	The only one worth cheating on my lady with is organics left and right in the Snow Bunny in Mexican, but not the old one.
	Who's the old one?
	Oh, okay.
	Me?
	The panel looks like chemo room with hair.
	I'm just watching this to watch y'all give these hoes L. Chris, hit me up when you need some baddies.
	Oh, shit.
	All right, man.
	Okay.
	Segal goes, true rating and delusional, starting from Myron.
	Okay, he gave you a 4, a 2, a 4, another 4, a 6 for you.
	I give you a 10, baby.
	He gave her a 7, and then a 2.
	They gave you a 2.
	I give you a 2.
	What's going on here?
	The other way, the other way.
	Oh, it's the other way.
	Oh, okay.
	Wait.
	The other way, starting from Myron.
	Yeah, that would still be a 2 for her.
	And then a 7 for the other girl.
	No, she a 4.
	She's a 2.
	You're a 4.
	She's a 2 and she's a 7.
	You're a 4.
	You're a 6.
	You're a 7.
	He's a 2.
	There's got to be some type of Caucasian man talking like that.
	He's got to be working at the goddamn call center.
	Because he said starting from me, so...
	Okay, whatever.
	What do we got here?
	Sam Tech goes, as a car tech and construction man, I wouldn't build a house or be a man for a single hoe on this panel.
	WFreshafit.
	It went crazy.
	Cold Bud goes, these two girls to the left of Organic.
	I figured out their home world.
	It's Kronos.
	Throw those.
	Okay.
	I don't know what that means.
	It's a video game from God of War here.
	Wyron goes, shout out to three of them.
	He started the wave of picking up whores in the Corvette on screen and now everybody is doing that.
	Organic, you should...
	And that was real.
	And when I was doing that, it was real.
	It was real.
	Crazy G7 style.
	And when is Sneeko coming back?
	Sneeko, I think we'll be back next week.
	Big C goes, to the two girls that said 50 body count at 25.
	Shorty swallowed more wieners than Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating competition.
	Do you have anything you want to say back to them, ladies?
	Which one is that?
	She said 50, and then who else said 50?
	You said 50, I think.
	I did say 50?
	No, you said for too much.
	She said 50, and you said 50.
	Oh, for what, girls?
	Yeah, no, no, for a girl's body count being too high.
	At 25.
	So you swallow?
	Damn, how do I got to remember anything?
	I mean, I lived in...
	I've been in Miami for a while.
	I lived in Houston.
	I know a lot of girls that have, so that's my answer from that.
	Okay.
	Well, he's trying to say that you guys are whores.
	Do you have anything you want to say back to him?
	No.
	She's okay with that.
	Oh, she said, fuck you.
	She said, fuck you.
	You're not going to tell him he's wrong or something?
	I mean...
	Yeah.
	Okay, fuck you.
	Yeah!
	Yeah!
	Okay.
	Don't be offended.
	Were you ever a side chick?
	Myron's subconscious donated 20 bucks.
	He goes, where you at here?
	Okay.
	Three-part question.
	Ladies, don't be offended, but were you ever a side chick and did you or did you not know it at the time and would you be okay being your man's side chick?
	Okay, so we'll make this one simple.
	Have you ever been a side chick?
	We'll start here.
	No.
	Really?
	Not the cow.
	Would you even know?
	Yeah, if I was, I didn't know, so that doesn't count.
	If I don't know, it doesn't count.
	So you never signed up to be a side chick?
	Like you was okay with it?
	If I was, sorry.
	You never said it was okay for, you never agreed to be a side chick?
	I would never be a side chick.
	Gotcha.
	No, fuck that.
	That you know about.
	Yeah, that you don't know about.
	Have you ever been a side chick to your knowledge?
	Oh, that's a lie.
	Damn, you lied to us?
	How dare you?
	Okay, yeah.
	Damn, come on.
	Back in the day.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for being honest.
	Let's meet even though.
	Have you ever been a side chick?
	No, and I wouldn't.
	How do you know?
	As of my knowledge, no, I don't think so.
	You said you're single, right?
	Yeah.
	Are you seeing any men right now?
	Nope.
	None?
	No.
	In college?
	As a freshman?
	Nope.
	Not the cap!
	No.
	And I'll tell you why.
	I'll tell you why.
	I'm a pretty girl.
	I know I'm a pretty girl.
	And I know they talk about me.
	Right.
	And I know they want me.
	Right.
	So they can keep looking.
	Makes sense.
	Okay.
	I respect that.
	If that's true.
	305 baddest status.
	I respect that.
	Oh, he put the cap on.
	Look at that.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Have you ever been a side chick to your knowledge?
	Yeah, annoyingly.
	Okay.
	You thought you were the main and then you found out later?
	Okay.
	Have you ever been the side chick?
	No.
	Come on, man.
	Not to my knowledge, no.
	Okay, not to your...
	Okay.
	How old did you ever suspect?
	She's 38.
	38.
	Yeah, 38.
	Old as fuck.
	Have you ever suspected...
	Chris.
	The fuck, man?
	Son of a good man.
	Have you ever suspected that you were a side chick then?
	No.
	Never suspected?
	Never.
	Chris's kind of right.
	Did you break up all your relationships?
	Mm-hmm.
	I sure did.
	I sure did.
	Do you ever regret anyone that you broke up with?
	No, absolutely not.
	I think I learned something from everyone, but never regret.
	Why'd you break up with the last guy, just out of curiosity here?
	Oh, that was a long-term relationship.
	And I think when you're with somebody for a long time, you grow apart, right?
	Like, yes, you grow together, but you become different people.
	Okay, what was the stimuli that led you to grow apart?
	Because girls like to say stuff like that all the time.
	We grew apart.
	Let's keep it a thousand.
	What made you guys grow apart?
	Honestly, well, age, right?
	We met when we were in our 20s, then we were in our 30s.
	That's huge.
	That's like night and day.
	Of course.
	And I became a different person than he did.
	And we just didn't have any similarities anymore.
	I understand that.
	Now, let's get more detailed.
	How did you become a different person?
	How did he become a different person?
	Or is it that you became a different person and he never changed?
	No, we did.
	We became totally different people.
	Okay, how did you become different?
	My mindset was about my career and my home and my family, and his mindset at that point was more about going out, meeting people, partying, and that was just the disconnect.
	Did he start earning more money?
	No.
	Okay.
	So you did.
	I did.
	There you go.
	That's the growth.
	That's the separation.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Got more money then, bro.
	Time to get your ass out of here.
	Older or younger guys?
	That's hard.
	No, it's hard because everybody that hits me up, all the dudes, they're usually between the ages of 25 and 29.
	And that's average.
	So it's like rare if I get anybody that's my age or older.
	But what I have noticed is the very few that are my age or older, they tend to be worse than the 20 year olds.
	As in, worse in what way?
	They already have a woman, or they're trying to make you a side chick?
	No, I feel like they're living like if they're in their 20s.
	They're out there partying, doing crazy shit.
	Do you know why?
	If I had to guess, I think it's because they didn't do that shit when they were younger, right?
	And now they're older, they got money, they still look good, so why not?
	Do you think they could have done it when they were younger?
	Realistically speaking?
	They were the average.
	Yeah, if they're average, they weren't going to.
	Okay.
	Do you think your career and your success has impeded your ability to find a man?
	I think it helps me weed out the men from the boys, right?
	That's one way of looking at it.
	No, no, no, no.
	I love how women are able to...
	That sounds a lot better than...
	That's a cold sore.
	Do what you really know what's going on.
	Sorry, go ahead.
	Nah, hear me out.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Trust me, we heard you.
	Oh yeah, and out.
	No, no, let her...
	Go ahead, please.
	Alright, so I'm looking for a man with ambition, right?
	And a man with ambition is going to be an entrepreneur.
	He's going to be making his own money, doing his own thing.
	Pull up the calculator, Chris.
	Well, a boy may have ambition.
	He may say he wants this, he wants that, but is he actually doing what he needs to, right?
	The last dude I talked to, he was in his late 20s.
	And he had every door open for him, easily.
	And he never took advantage of that.
	Was he a trust one baby or something?
	No, not even that.
	Like, he just never...
	I mean, he had good opportunities land in his lap.
	Sometimes he would take them some time he wanted to do in the future, but he never did anything to get there.
	Was he a pretty boy?
	He was, yeah.
	Of course he was.
	Interesting.
	Okay, and we'll pull up that calculator here in a second.
	Have you ever been a side chick?
	Not that I know of.
	If I have, I don't want to know.
	Did you suspect it though?
	I'd rather be delusionally ignorant.
	Did you say earlier that you had guys that treated you bad?
	Come on, man.
	I listen to everything you guys say, by the way.
	Not bad, just relative to my guy friends.
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Have you ever been a side chick to your knowledge?
	Or suspected?
	She's going right now.
	I was, but I didn't know.
	And the crazy part, the girl was my same name.
	Did she look like you too?
	No, she didn't.
	Was she Puerto Rican too or what was she?
	I was in Puerto Rico, yes.
	You couldn't do much different.
	And I gotta ask this, just because we're on this side chick conversation and girls want to sit here and kind of lie.
	When's the last time you had sex?
	Yeah, damn.
	I love this question.
	Don't lie now.
	I'm not gonna lie.
	A few days ago.
	Hey!
	Still got some residue in there.
	Okay.
	How many days?
	How many days in particular?
	Okay.
	Wednesday night?
	Okay.
	Alright, so, like, two days ago.
	Alright.
	Well, I got a light bulb.
	Hey, girl, get that.
	Yeah, I do what you do.
	I love the honesty.
	I love the honesty.
	What about you?
	Two days ago.
	Two days, baby!
	I'm loving two days.
	Let's go!
	So you, same thing as her.
	Oh, so you met someone here in Miami, then?
	Because you're gonna have vacation.
	Shit, I did.
	Shout out to that guy, man.
	He came in quick to work.
	What about you?
	It's been five months.
	Dang.
	Man, cobwebs.
	Stop the cap.
	Put it on.
	Put three of them on, man.
	Put three of them on, man.
	Yeah, yeah.
	At least three.
	See three times the cap.
	When's the last time that you hooked up with a guy?
	Yesterday.
	Or a woman.
	You might ate some pussy, too, if you count that.
	A couple hours ago.
	Yeah!
	Okay, let me look at that motherfucking time.
	Look at the honesty.
	Look at the honesty.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	Did you take a bath?
	A shower?
	Of course.
	No, keep it in here.
	I mean...
	Who cares, dog?
	I want the sort of smell of, man.
	Is that like a sneaky link you met in Miami since you've been here?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, she's on a Ruby Rose time.
	Yeah, for her doll.
	It's a good role model, right?
	Yeah.
	What about you?
	When's the last time?
	I think like two weeks ago.
	Two weeks?
	That ain't too bad, baby.
	Two weeks is a good number.
	Didn't she say she wants a fucking?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What did she say?
	She was a fucking mom?
	It's been one person.
	One person.
	And we were seeing each other.
	But you said you was a fucking though.
	Uh oh.
	Uh oh.
	Cap it up.
	Uh oh.
	Do you count condoms?
	Probably not.
	Yeah.
	What?
	Okay.
	That was random, I know.
	Alright.
	Okay, what about you?
	When was the last time you smashed?
	It's been about two weeks.
	About ten minutes ago.
	Two weeks?
	I know, but we're not going to talk about it.
	Oh, hell no.
	No, you a sight chick.
	Fuck you, shit.
	It's not you.
	You are a sight chick.
	Just saying it.
	He got like fucked up.
	Actually, to be real, your best friend wants to fuck you too.
	So just hit him up.
	Oh my god.
	Next.
	Been a few months.
	I'm super single now.
	Okay, you ready?
	You ready to fuck?
	I just couldn't meet anyone interesting.
	How many days?
	Sorry, how long?
	How many days?
	How many months?
	Probably since July.
	You are Brazilian, right?
	Why are you lying to us, man?
	I'm not lying, I swear.
	I'm very focused on my well-being.
	I go to the gym every day.
	I eat well.
	I really take care of myself.
	So if I meet someone who is stupid, I don't want to spend my energy there.
	But just so you know, as a woman, dick is a part of that.
	Dick is a gift.
	Pussy is a gift.
	What do you mean?
	Dick is not a gift.
	I'm not saying it's not good.
	Pussy is a gift.
	A real good dick is better and more valued than a good pussy.
	Exactly.
	Do you guys know we don't need dick?
	You do understand that, right?
	Okay, that's fine, but we're talking about not needing it.
	We got dick and pussy.
	We ain't talking about toys and all that.
	Because we don't need your dick.
	A good dick is on a whole other scale to some good pussy.
	And I can break it down for you if you want me to.
	Y'all just hit a damn nerve with that one.
	We do not need the dick.
	Okay, but we're saying if you fucking dick, it's very important that you get a good one.
	And that's why you're a side chick.
	I don't like to meet someone, but I just haven't.
	You and me tonight, baby.
	Don't worry about it.
	When you say you don't need dick, are you talking about you don't need men?
	Or are you saying like, actually like strictly like, women don't need penis?
	You talking to me?
	Yes, I'm asking you, yeah.
	Oh, we don't need penis.
	We need men, of course, but we don't need...
	Myron about to get her on that one.
	You said pussy's a gift, right?
	Let's go, Myron.
	Isn't it something like 90% of women can't come?
	Come on, Myron.
	He's smart.
	I don't know nothing about that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Most women can't actually hit a climax.
	It's hard.
	Wait, they can't hit a climax from penetration?
	Right, from a man.
	From sex with a man.
	Most women can't climax with a man.
	So, I want to be fair to say that if a man is able to make you climax, by definition, he's probably rare and apprised.
	Come on, man!
	That boy got that braid on him.
	That boy got that braid on him.
	I have to agree with him.
	No, no.
	Honestly, I have to agree with him.
	Yeah, no, I'm not...
	Get your point off, girl.
	Alright, I think it's more of the emotional connection.
	I'm a very passionate person, and I feel like...
	She's 19.
	She's 19!
	I swear to God, she's just 19.
	Everybody relax.
	She ain't running to enough war wounds.
	She ain't running to enough ferocious monsters yet.
	She's gonna get that understood.
	She ain't up to enough animals yet.
	I think.
	So I get it.
	You still...
	It's okay.
	You go learn.
	Oh, you go learn.
	I feel like your, like, emotional, like, connection with somebody is gonna, like...
	Makes it better.
	Yeah, makes it better.
	Like, I mean, it's true, but, like...
	It's more than that.
	Whether it's good or not good.
	Let's ask the OGs in here.
	Is that true?
	Come on, now.
	Yeah, well, I mean, that kind of just proves to my point even more that not only does he have to actually be attractive and, like, dick you down good, but he also has to build an emotional connection.
	That makes it even harder.
	Every guy I've been with has been so average.
	Did they build an emotional connection with you?
	Wait, every guy?
	Like, I'm talking about, like, relationship-wise.
	So hold on, let me understand this correctly.
	So they built an emotional connection with you first, and then they had sex with you and you would get off.
	So what's that telling you?
	So by process of elimination, emotional connection doesn't get you off.
	It doesn't work, baby.
	It doesn't work.
	How am I figuring this out for you?
	I mean, it's only been one person, like one person's been able to, to be honest.
	Yeah, but you got an emotional connection with him and he couldn't even make you come.
	Damn.
	So that means that emotional connection isn't that important to you like you think it is.
	I mean, yeah, the one person I really had a strong, like, attraction to.
	Attraction, not emotional connection.
	No, like emotional connection, like attraction.
	He got you off.
	Yeah.
	So why didn't you correct me when I said he didn't?
	What the fuck?
	I did.
	No, you didn't.
	I don't think she already understood.
	Yeah, she ain't listening.
	She's 19.
	But I say this about this.
	I always have this conversation with women about, like, because pussy, they think they got good pussy compared to dick.
	A guy with some good, strong dick, not a pussy for real, they're like, you know what I'm saying?
	I got a 10-incher with girth and veins.
	That means nothing.
	Okay, thank you.
	Let me help you.
	So you gotta be communicative.
	You gotta have an algorithm in that pussy.
	You gotta know what you're doing.
	So I understand.
	Having heavy machinery is not a great thing all the time.
	You gotta get your CDL how to drive the semi-truck.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So, what I'm saying is, a woman plays Russian roulette every time she fuck a guy.
	She don't know what she getting, when she getting, how you fucking, do you know how to kiss, do you know how to go slow, do you know what I'm saying?
	You don't know what's going on.
	With a guy, we fuck anything.
	So we're going to get our nut off every time, no matter fucking what.
	The same way.
	So it ain't the same.
	Not fucking.
	We're not talking about machines and shit.
	We talking about having sex with a person.
	So when a guy can make you cum, he got that good dick for real, he separated himself from the pack.
	It ain't even in the same realm.
	So when a guy know what he's doing, and he not a fuck pussy good, you can't compare that to a woman.
	Y'all hit and miss every time.
	Y'all never know what y'all gonna get.
	We gonna always get off.
	So when a guy really know what he's doing, he on a whole nother level.
	He walk around different type of confidence.
	Because you know, once I get her in that room, she gonna love me.
	Is there a difference?
	Is there a difference between good pussy and not good pussy?
	It is, it is, but it really don't matter for the most part.
	Everybody listen up.
	The world, everybody goddamn streaming.
	The best pussy in the world to any nigga, and watch everybody look at me, the best pussy in the world to any nigga is new pussy.
	Thank you!
	I've been saying that for years!
	Yeah, no, no.
	I mean, every guy would agree.
	So this gonna hurt your heart, y'all, because y'all women don't know this.
	We know this.
	All of us know.
	We talk about new pussy is the best pussy.
	Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce.
	Damn.
	Let's get some understanding.
	You're a queen.
	So you could be fucking those beautiful girls in the world.
	That new pussy come right, shit, a little ass, a little spread on that motherfucker.
	Like, I want to spill that.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So that's just my breakdown on it, man.
	A little organicism, but it's 100% real shit, and I want you ladies to live with that and understand that.
	So when you're talking about, oh, I can fuck anybody, and I got some good pussy, you ain't going to guarantee to get off every time you fuck.
	Speaking of that, we got a clip about Drake.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, you want to play?
	Okay.
	Perfect with this.
	This is another one.
	Go ahead.
	I'll ask my question after.
	This is about a million.
	Yeah.
	So if you don't mind, Chris, the bills.
	Real quick.
	Oh, this one.
	We can do this one.
	I mean, it's a different subject, though.
	She asked me what's the difference between like a BBW and skinny girls, too.
	Is this it?
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	There we go.
	Tell me, and I might just be, you know, feeling myself, but when a woman telling me, oh, I usually don't do this this fast, I believe them.
	I'm not the regular motherfucker, so you probably do or don't.
	I think you don't.
	Shit, I think you just pick me because I'm that nigga, you know what I'm saying?
	Shit.
	So that's how I really feel.
	So, like, don't think because you get fucked by somebody you're somebody special.
	You're a woman.
	That ain't that impressive.
	Find you a nigga that really gonna love you and be with you, treat you right, don't cheat on you, take care of you and your family.
	Find that.
	I agree.
	You can't.
	Drake will fuck you tomorrow, man.
	Leave it gone.
	What the fuck did that do for your life?
	When women tell me...
	Oh my God.
	Can we give a round of applause for that?
	Clap for me, baby.
	Can I get some claps?
	Was that real?
	That was really fun.
	That's what I'm giving to the people.
	That's what organic do.
	I love that.
	It might be vulgar, it might be goddamn shocking, but it's for y'all.
	I'm blessing y'all.
	Organic lifestyle.
	Okay.
	So, real quick, because we're passing this out right now for the ladies, just to make things a little bit more uniform.
	Do we have another one, Icy?
	Let's get another one.
	Okay, ladies, and whoever you don't have, we're going to get you yours right now.
	Raise your hands.
	There's a thumbs up and a thumbs down.
	Thumbs up if you agree, thumbs down if you disagree.
	How many of you think you can sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
	Thumbs up if you think you can, thumbs down if you don't think you can.
	By ourself?
	By yourself.
	Literally yourself.
	Okay.
	How many of you?
	Okay.
	All right.
	All of you think that you can sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
	This is actually really impressive.
	This goes to show what we just...
	Bro, let him go give a fuck what niggas want.
	Yo, he literally just told y'all, the best pussy is what?
	New pussy.
	And all of you think you can still sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
	He gave them the answer.
	He gave it to you.
	How many of you think that most men will she have given the opportunity Thumbs up if you think so.
	Thumbs down if you disagree.
	Most men will cheat if given the opportunity.
	Have sex with another woman.
	If given the opportunity.
	And you won't get caught.
	And we won't get caught.
	So by your own answers, you still think you can successfully satisfy a man by yourself?
	Let me give you another answer.
	How long do you mean?
	But we say that he's not going to fuck with nobody else.
	Forever.
	Yeah, you missed that part.
	I mean, it's common sense.
	I mean, you would think, like, I'm asking, do I need to spell it out that much?
	Like, you should know.
	Okay, can you sexually satisfy a man by yourself?
	So, I find it interesting that all of you said you think you can, and then by your own definition, by your own answers, you're like, oh yeah, men are going to achieve given an opportunity.
	The reason why is because men want new pussy.
	You're never going to sexually satisfy a man by yourself.
	You guys really think you can?
	And the reality is, back to what he said, vaginas aren't really that different between girls.
	They really aren't.
	So you want novelty, something new, and then, you know, depending on how cool she is, that will dictate how much you'll tolerate the new pussy.
	Pretty much.
	Yeah, if they got something, they cool, they fuck you good, and they got a good personality, good energy, you'll fuck them more than just, you know what I'm saying, a random, that goes further, is that energy, and them there, that chill, and she know how to listen to you, she get your jokes and shit, then y'all fuck.
	She'll get fucked more.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So I always tell girls, fuck me quick, get it out the way, because it don't matter.
	I'll fuck you six months or the first day.
	I'm going to know where we are from the seed.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So get out the way, get blessed, and then we proceed.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Because if we fucked good the first time, imagine what that 10th time going to feel like.
	Sheesh!
	Talk to him.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So how many of you guys kind of knew that, but you just didn't want to admit it?
	Damn, no.
	All the girls here really think that they're special.
	All right.
	Cool.
	Interesting.
	It's okay.
	That's what we've got to do with them.
	It's crazy.
	It just never changes.
	All right.
	I am not.
	Sneeko goes, you did not bring the Saint and Senator Marquette Burton on.
	What's wrong with you guys?
	Sneeko, Quackademics, and Zerka were all there with you guys.
	Get it together.
	Put the Saint in the center circle.
	He will beat all of them at once.
	Bro, shut the fuck up, man.
	Like, yo, we literally were so busy in Vegas, we barely had time to even do our after hours.
	And here's the thing, Marquez is busy, bro.
	He had shit to do, too.
	So, like, what the fuck?
	Like, bro, we were in Vegas for literally like 24 hours.
	Again, you don't understand the behind the scenes, and we're super busy, we didn't do our second show.
	Yeah, we could only do one podcast, the studio wasn't available.
	Like, bro, like, what the fuck are you, like, some of you guys, like, are fucking dense, retarded, like, don't understand that there's other things that need to be done for us to even do a podcast.
	It's not our studio, we're in someone else's house.
	The studio wasn't open, so we couldn't do it.
	So what the fuck are you talking about?
	We wanted to, but we couldn't do it.
	Fucking retards in here, man.
	Goddamn.
	I greet Alex.
	Unappreciative motherfuckers.
	Talk to him, Myron.
	Yeah, bro.
	Please, Myron, come to Australia at Gold Coast.
	We might soon.
	Freshers Dog says, Ratings from Fresh to Myra.
	Uh oh.
	Three or four, Lunch Lady.
	Damn.
	Zero.
	That's funny.
	Chucky's Wife, three.
	I fuck with Chucky's wife.
	Hocus Pocus, two.
	Hocus Pocus, oh that's disrespectful.
	Sinbad, one.
	Potato Head?
	Potato Head, two.
	Yeah, it's called you Mr.
	Potato Head.
	Sayin', negative one.
	That's you, Super Nigga Sayin'.
	Dragon Ball Z here.
	That's a good one.
	I will be a super nigga, Sam.
	Humming, humming, ha, bitch.
	I'll take that.
	Call me how me hot, bitch.
	Real quick, I want to say this.
	We contacted everybody.
	They weren't available.
	Just so y'all know, we contacted everybody in Vegas.
	They weren't available in the time slot that we had to actually use the studio.
	We tried, bro.
	Remember, they go all the time over there.
	We can't just show up whenever.
	Yeah, we can't just come on our podcast.
	Like, bro, people have schedules.
	They got shit to do, man.
	Like, don't think that we didn't try.
	We definitely tried.
	It's just that they weren't free and we only were there for a period of time.
	It's like, bro, stop being a fucking retard.
	If we couldn't collab with them when we were in the city, more than likely they were busy or it just didn't line up.
	We definitely hit them up, though.
	Okay, Dan, the factor.
	Y'all gotta get some batter chicks for my guy Organic, but S, shout out to the ladies.
	Nah, they good, they good.
	They got good energy, they beautiful.
	You know what I'm saying?
	They can say shit like that, but it's like, bro.
	You probably even pull a girl out here at the table, nigga.
	He got a picture around some Cuba zirconia.
	Like, get the fuck out of here.
	The talk is different.
	Blood that women spill changes their mood.
	Blood that men spill changes the world.
	That was hard.
	That was some stoic shit right there.
	I felt that one.
	To the ratchet hoe with the cheap wig.
	If she was all outside the building, Housemaster says that to you.
	Come hop in this big body Ben's hoe.
	Okay.
	Blue Jay Real Music says, top three first date spots to smash from Myron Fresh, Mr.
	Organic.
	To answer the ladies, Gorgorgang, Fresh and Fit.
	Gargoyle gang, the gang, the gang, the gang.
	Top three first date spots to smash.
	Oh.
	What?
	First three.
	Top three date spots to smash.
	Oh.
	Date spots to smash.
	It's a fuck pussy on a date.
	Chill bar, man.
	Something simple, man.
	Yeah.
	Oh, to take them to a...
	Skinny minis.
	Yeah, okay.
	I can tell you.
	Local bar launch.
	Skinny minis.
	Man, you're impressed because I don't like fat girls, man.
	Goddamn.
	Yeah.
	I like to go to the movies.
	I like to go to the movies on that first date to smash because you get to sit next to them and you can touch them and they don't stop you from touching them.
	You know they want to go the next step.
	There's levels to it.
	Precious balls.
	Yeah!
	Is there anything you regret doing or not doing in a past relationship?
	Fresh, whatever dinner plans or invite the shorty two down from us, Bic, we hope you're not a smoker like your name, but if you do, Fresh has got a BBC you can smoke.
	Of course.
	Miss Jacksonville, do you like black guys?
	Get them fresh.
	Yeah!
	Tell the truth!
	You gotta like us!
	Yeah, you can say no if you prefer Caucasians, that's cool too.
	I prefer Caucasians, but I'm open to them.
	You never been with a black man, never had no black car?
	Oh my God!
	You never had no big black dick teenager with the veins?
	Not yet.
	Oh my fucking God!
	Okay, I ain't gonna lie, I thought you were a Knight Rider.
	Right.
	I legitimately thought you were David Hasselhoff in here.
	What makes you say that?
	Because you're in Miami.
	I've only been here for like a week.
	Oh, yeah.
	But like, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	This is how I know because I like white girls and I know how they move.
	When white girls come to Miami, one of two things happens.
	They either come here and get fucking culture shock.
	Like, what the fuck?
	No one here speaks English and it's a bunch of minorities and they run their asses in Fort Lauderdale or West Palm Beach.
	Or B, they like the ethnic and they stay here.
	And since you're still here after a week, that tells me that you like other men.
	The guy you smashed a couple days ago, is he Spanish?
	I actually don't know.
	Damn, shout out to him.
	He's not white then.
	I don't know.
	I don't want to get it wrong.
	Leave it alone.
	He's mixed?
	He's something.
	Would it be fair to say that he's racially ambiguous?
	No, he's not.
	So then you should know what it is.
	What is it?
	I don't know.
	I don't want to get it wrong.
	Was it more like European?
	Is he Arab?
	Okay.
	Hey, once you get some of that black dick, baby, it's gonna change your life.
	I'm not saying, though.
	You're hoping it's the right one, because you get the right one.
	Girls, your life will change.
	Especially since you came from Jacksonville.
	Oh, my God.
	I'll tell you this, though.
	He was a white.
	I'm excited for you.
	Should we say white?
	Yeah, shoot.
	Yeah.
	She waited for that first real black one.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	BW's for life.
	Okay.
	Oh, man.
	This is for the earlier stream with the couple, Rapal Masturbation.
	Did you really think his lady was in a wrong?
	The criticism directed at him was very much on point about most dudes out.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I'll say it again because our after-hours guys a lot of times don't watch the daytime show.
	You can't be a bum and then expect your girl to follow your lead and submit to you.
	It's not going to happen.
	Impossible.
	You've got to lead by example.
	You can't be broke and then be like, hey, I need you to make me a sandwich.
	It's not going to happen.
	Impossible.
	You have to be the boss.
	He understands he needs to improve, but he's telling her that she needs to follow his lead, but she's like, yo, nigga, I've got to make money for the family.
	Yeah.
	So, for all you guys that are watching out there, real talk, man.
	If you're not making at least 100K, you can't really tell your girl shit in today's Danish, bro.
	Unless you got that slumber.
	And if she makes more than you, holy shit.
	You can forget it, bro.
	Yeah.
	So, Housemaster says, I'm putting 20 bones on Velveta.
	Why come to an opportunity of a lifetime to try to act like you're running things, Goofy?
	Let me say something on that.
	I Can be the cheese me but no I didn't I know this is an opportunity for me and I'm a real CEO in real life So the way I walk in the way I move and talk it's a certain way and I respect others, so So if I'm coming here and seeming like I'm trying to run shit, I'm not.
	I'm just active.
	So bitch, get active.
	And she compromised when it's time to compromise, right?
	Absolutely.
	You better.
	Absolutely.
	Yeah, now I get it.
	Um...
	This morning, Star, you can't give them everything she needs.
	God give them eyebrows.
	They draw their own.
	He gives them breasts.
	They change it.
	Facts.
	He gives them ass.
	They rearrange it.
	If God can't satisfy them, you can't eat it.
	Oh, Lord!
	Oh, God!
	God!
	Naruto 2.0 says, why the fuck did girl 2 over from Myron look like Hoodrat Dominatrix versus Jinx from Pokemon?
	Damn!
	I'll be it!
	Pokemon, bitch!
	Come get Pokemon, don't be that cheese, what else?
	Oh, shit!
	She got an old cartoon.
	She's a CEO.
	Wow.
	What the fuck, bro?
	Now you know what you're going to be by Halloween.
	That's a bad bitch.
	What the fuck, bro?
	That's crazy.
	I knew it was coming when I wore this yellow wig, but fuck it, it's Halloween.
	That was a good one.
	I got the brain now.
	Holy shit, man.
	You guys take real prisoners.
	Yo, Rumble don't play, bro.
	That was crazy.
	Give me them $50 fans.
	What do these women think is going to happen if society regresses?
	Shit, it's historic, and hard times are coming very soon.
	Oh, yeah.
	We're going to kill everything.
	That's what's up.
	We're going to fry, motherfuckers.
	I see tight tooth.
	Okay.
	Black women always shame or label in-shape women as skinny or a twig because all they know in their community is rikishi-looking cows.
	That's the average body weight.
	That's just true.
	It's 187 at 5'6".
	Y'all weigh more than men.
	This is true.
	The average black woman is 187 pounds.
	Damn.
	She's obese.
	I'm bigger than that.
	I'm big mocha, not the little one.
	So ladies, give us thoughts on the show.
	Hate it, love it, comments.
	Last questions, because I know some of y'all gotta take off, right?
	I do.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for coming.
	Is there anything?
	No.
	I did.
	Are you high?
	No.
	Don't put no curses on none of us.
	I went to the gym at 4 a.m.
	No, sorry, at 5.
	I woke up at 4.
	I went to the gym at 5.
	And I wasn't aware that I would be here so late.
	That's why I look a little bit sleepy.
	That's bullshit, though.
	That 5 a.m.
	workout.
	I salute that.
	Miracle morning.
	What about you?
	I absolutely love this.
	Hey y'all.
	Hey y'all.
	It's Big Mocha 305 Baddies.
	Make sure you guys shop 305 Baddies.
	I actually love this platform.
	Thanks for having me.
	I can't tell at the beginning.
	Cool.
	I can't believe you made it.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	You said you're bigger.
	How much do you weigh?
	Look at you!
	So you said we're bigger than 187.
	I was like, God damn!
	Why?
	Oh no, but you should be big and beautiful.
	You embrace it.
	I am, but I ain't telling the world how much I weigh.
	Just so it's Big Mocha.
	But no, I appreciate you guys for having me.
	This was awesome.
	Hopefully I'll come back again.
	Shop three or five baddies.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	Any last thoughts, questions, comments, disagreements, whatever it may be?
	I had a lot of fun.
	Follow my Instagram.
	It's below.
	Don't worry.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	What about you?
	It was cool.
	Girl being thirsty on the show, man.
	Come on.
	Damn.
	Alright, what about you?
	I have nothing to say.
	It was cool.
	It was fun.
	Did you learn anything?
	No.
	Nope.
	What?
	I mean, that's fine.
	We always say girls typically come in one ear out the other.
	Alright, what about you?
	Thank y'all for the invite.
	I had a good time.
	Conversation.
	Oh, pull up the calculator.
	Shit.
	I gotta do this real fast.
	I forgot to do this.
	Pull it up.
	Minimum age that the guy's gotta be for you.
	I didn't forget about you.
	So, minimum age that he's gotta be and the max age.
	The min?
	I would say 29.
	Okay, 29 too?
	I would do like 45.
	Okay?
	Minimum height for you?
	Ooh, at least 5'8".
	5'8".
	That's short.
	I know, I know.
	What races do you want?
	What races do you not want?
	Remember, this is your ideal man, by the way, that you would want to actually be with.
	Okay.
	Not what you're settled for, because let's be honest, you got two maths degree, you ain't settling.
	What do you actually want?
	Okay, we're going to remove white and we're going to remove Asian.
	Okay, so you'll go with anything except...
	No, no, no.
	She wants black and what?
	Hispanic.
	Black and Hispanic only.
	Yes.
	Okay.
	Education.
	Minimum education.
	Let's do at least a bachelor's.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	And then minimum income per year.
	Max it up?
	Max it up.
	No, come on then.
	Hold on.
	Let her answer, guys.
	Let her answer.
	Minimum income per year for you.
	I could settle for like 80.
	Whoa.
	Really though?
	Your dream guy.
	Okay, we'll say 80.
	Fuck it.
	80.
	We'll go with the bare minimum because this is bare minimum.
	Can he be married?
	Can he be married?
	Yeah.
	Like divorced or like still actively married?
	Still actively married and or divorced.
	Divorced, yes.
	Actively married, no.
	Can he be obese?
	What is obese?
	At 5'8".
	Yeah, I need to know what obese is.
	At 5'8".
	Let's say more than a bad bod.
	More?
	No.
	More than a dad bot?
	No, I couldn't do that.
	Sorry, Mo.
	Thank you, Chris.
	Okay, we got all our stats here.
	Let's pull it up.
	Let's see here what you score.
	And, okay, you scored a four out of five cat backs.
	That's not bad.
	You are fairly delusional.
	That's an old woman lady.
	That's me, your old lady.
	And you got cats with me.
	And just so you know, this is so only about 1.159% of men fall into this category of what you want that meet your requirements.
	And this is the most accurate assessment of men, by the way.
	It comes from the National Health Survey and the U.S. Census Bureau.
	So it's probably the most accurate representation of men in the United States.
	So are you going to lower your standards knowing that your chances are about 1%?
	No, because the guy I'm talking to right now meets all that criteria.
	But the reality is, is he going to commit to you and give you marriage?
	You just said you were single a second ago.
	Yeah, we just started talking like a couple weeks ago.
	Oh, my God.
	He's just like a pussy like a motherfucker.
	Yeah, just like a pussy.
	Okay.
	New man, obviously.
	New.
	Fresh.
	Yeah.
	Wait.
	Wait.
	Wrong.
	Wait, hold on.
	He didn't smash it?
	Of course he did.
	No.
	He doesn't live here in Miami.
	So we just started talking.
	So you're single.
	Yes.
	Wait.
	But I'm saying, like, realistically, somebody that meets all my criteria does exist.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But that's 1%.
	And that's not assuming that he's going to, like, actually marry you and give you a relationship.
	True.
	You don't know that yet, right?
	And I would say guys that are in positions like that a lot of times don't commit.
	He's a 1%er.
	He got the full earth at his toes.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Very interesting.
	Okay.
	And you're not going to lower standards, right?
	You're going to just keep it as is?
	No, she won't.
	All right.
	Fantastic.
	What kind of cat do you like?
	Siamese cats?
	White, black cats?
	What kind of cat?
	What about you?
	Last thoughts?
	I'm honestly still processing my Miami experience so far.
	It's been a week.
	This is quite the way to kick off my Miami chapter.
	You've been partying here.
	Yes, she has.
	She's about to party tonight with me.
	I went to three points, which was considered partying.
	That sucks.
	What is that?
	It's, it's whatever.
	I'm into like EDM. Yes.
	Oh, you would've done.
	Oh, shit, yeah.
	Space.
	Space.
	Control.
	That's modern type of music.
	But you'll see soon.
	I mean, there's only been a week, so.
	What about you?
	I like it.
	Thank you for having me.
	Alright.
	Cool.
	What can I find you, bro?
	Mr.
	Organic.
	Instagram.
	Mr.
	Organic with a K instead of a C. One word straight across.
	Organical.
	Yeah, Organical.
	Mr.
	Organical.
	I prefer that.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I like that whisper in my ear, you know.
	YouTube.
	Mr.
	Underscore Organic.
	You know, go to my clothing line, OrganicLifestyle.com.
	Get the merch, get the clothing.
	I wrote four books.
	Make sure you go to Amazon and put Mr.
	Organic Seeds of Greatness and you'll get my books.
	It'll help you financially, mentally, and spiritually.
	All of the above.
	That's what it's all about.
	And tomorrow we're going to be at...
	The event, the CEO Network.
	We are getting some other guests.
	So pull up on us if you're in the network, man.
	Good to see you guys there.
	Guys, I know you guys might be over in the show early.
	Guys, the girls gotta go.
	So it is what it is, man.
	It's Halloween weekend.
	So it is what it is.
	Chris made a promise to people.
	So guys, we'll catch you guys on Monday.
	Actually, FedReacts on Sunday and then I'll be back on Monday with you guys.
	We're gonna do a Money Monday, man.
	Love you guys.
	Catch you guys in the next episode.
	Peace.

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