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Sept. 14, 2023 - Fresh & Fit
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Top 10 Songs That Keep Men Blue Pilled
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Thank you.
What's up, guys?
Welcome to the Freshman Podcast Special Edition.
We're going to talk about the 10 songs that kept you blue-pilled simp.
Let's get into it, baby.
Look into it.
Nobody cares, bro.
Get out.
Get out!
Put your shoes on outside.
You don't got to put them on in here.
I know the night is what seems.
I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.
It's like a moment.
All right, we are back.
What's up, guys?
Welcome.
We are live on all the platforms right now.
We're on YouTube, Facebook, Twitch, Twitter, and, of course, Rumble, okay?
What was that, Mo?
Well, Twitch, you know.
We ain't on Twitch?
We got, well, we are.
We are on Twitch.
Yeah, but we won't be on Twitch for long.
Because the name of the show, guys.
Obviously, today we're going to be covering the top songs that probably made you simp or put yourself in a bad situation.
Mo, can you tell the people how we came about with this show topic?
Yes, it was actually when Martin was in the gym.
And, yeah, yeah.
When you were in the gym and then you had posted that story saying, you're like, oh, when I'm leaving the gym and then you had that.
And you posted it.
It's tearing up my heart.
And then we just kept singing it.
And then we started singing it.
And we were singing it on a Fed Reacts episode.
And then that's when the light bulb came into your head.
Like, wait, hold on.
Yo!
There's a bunch of Sim songs.
Like, yo, there's a bunch of Sim songs.
And I was like, I have an extreme ton in my library.
So it was like, and you're like, you know what?
Let's do it.
And then also, when we were doing this live show last week, was it?
Which one was it?
It wasn't the wrestling episode.
It was the other one.
It was the Logan Paul.
The Logan Paul one with Dylan Dennis getting sued.
It just came up with Songs That Lie.
Yeah.
And we talked about Rihanna and a couple other tunes which are going to be on this list.
Hold on, wait.
Oh, we didn't put...
Okay, yeah.
It's fine.
It'll be an honorable mention.
Yeah.
So, guys, today's episode is we're going to cover the top 10 simp songs that kept you blue pill, okay?
You guys might remember some of these.
You guys might have heard some of these.
I guarantee y'all probably heard all of these because all these songs are top hits.
And honestly...
Doing this episode and preparing for this episode really made me realize, like, we live in a matrix, bro.
Like, if you guys really think about it, like, the music, the movies, television, Hollywood.
All it does a lot of times, like, it makes you weaker as a man while simultaneously uplifting women to become more masculine, more dominant, stronger than you.
And you think, oh, I'm going to go ahead and follow the mainstream narrative and be a weak, feeble man and follow my woman's lead.
But little do you know that it actually sets you up for failure.
And as I was researching this with Mo and we were going through the songs, just so y'all know, we came up with about 30 to 40 songs.
I got 50.
Yeah, Mo had like 50.
We had to doodle it down to about 30.
And then right before the show, we had to literally pick 10 and then number it for y'all.
Okay?
That's how bad it is.
We're probably going to have to do a part 2 of this, actually.
So, if you don't hear your song on this top 10, I promise you it's probably going to be on the next top 10.
We're going to have to do a part 2 of this.
And then on top of that, we're probably going to have to do another episode on the most set movies.
The most simp TV shows.
Maybe the most simp characters.
We gotta unplug you guys from a lot of the Matrix.
It's not enough for us to just have the podcast and y'all see female nature.
You guys need to see...
What made you blue-pilled in the first place?
Because, I'll be honest with y'all, one of my favorite things to do nowadays is watch old things that I used to watch as a kid or as a young adult before I was RP-aware and watch it with red lenses on.
And you're able to literally see the coding in the Matrix.
It's a different experience.
And I think if you guys watch stuff with us, we're going to be able to help y'all identify things you might not notice.
And hell, some of y'all might help us identify things we didn't even notice.
And I think all of us being together, watching this content together, It's going to make everyone sharper, right?
Guys, the red pill is nothing more than sharing notes, really.
And, you know, guys have different experiences, guys have different viewpoints, etc.
And we're able to kind of share notes so that you can go ahead and curb someone else's learning curve, right?
And that's why you young guys, man, y'all literally should, man...
A bunch of OGs watching this stuff right now are probably like, man, I wish I had this stuff 20 years ago, 10 years ago, 30 years ago, whatever it may be.
So this is a great chance to educate the young guys, re-educate some of the older guys, maybe some guys that are blue pill that are kind of watching this or on the fence.
You guys are about to see a lot of the programming that has indoctrinated you to be a simp, to accept poor behavior from women.
And guys, this is something that's been going on since...
Your childhood, man.
Like, it's literally since your childhood.
So, we're gonna go take a ride down memory lane with some of these songs.
Just so y'all know, we're broadcasting this on Twitch, Twitter, Facebook, Rumble, etc.
We're gonna have to go ahead and put y'all in the shadow realm when we play the music.
Especially on YouTube.
Because as you guys know...
Yeah, sorry guys.
Yeah, y'all are gonna have to go into the shadow realm.
Some of y'all already know what the Shadow Realm is.
A lot of y'all probably hate it at this point.
But we're only going to be able to do this really on Rumble.
I think all the other platforms are going to probably hit us with copyrights and all this other stuff when we play the music.
They definitely will hit us with copyrights.
So what we're going to do is, this is how we're going to do it.
We're going to count from 10 to 1, the most simp songs.
When we go over to Rumble, we're going to pause it, give commentary, whatever.
I'm going to do my best between Mo and Bills, because this is obviously going to take some coordination, where when we're giving commentary, and when we turn the music off and give commentary, we'll go back to YouTube.
Because I want y'all on YouTube to get a great experience too.
But you guys got to understand, we can't play...
Bro, some of these songs, nigga, we played two seconds of this.
It's like, ah!
Boom!
Gone.
Yeah, it's literally, we gotta go to Shadow Realm.
So, and the other thing too is you guys know if you watch me on FedReacts, if you play enough copyrighted stuff, they will absolutely shut the stream down.
Okay?
So, in order for us to not get the stream shut down, we're literally gonna have to, you know, go on the Shadow Realm on YouTube.
If you guys wanna avoid that, watch us unrumble from the rip.
Okay?
Come on over to Rumble right now.
Rumble.com slash Fresh The Fit if you guys want to go ahead and watch it without any interruption.
Let's get ready to rumble!
But I know some of y'all are hard-headed and want to stay on YouTube, which is fine.
Y'all can stay on YouTube, but you're not going to be able to hear the music real time.
Okay?
So let's hit some of these chats, and then we'll go ahead and get into number 10 on the list.
Actually, y'all got any commentary before we read the chats?
Go ahead.
Well, hey man, we here now.
Screw it.
So I'm happy to be here.
I'm always happy to be here.
So thank you guys.
I already see you guys showing the love.
Shout out to Discord gang.
Also, if you guys want to follow me, you guys can follow me at BigMo underscore B-I-T-W. That is B-I-G-M-O underscore B-I-T-W. Don't forget the memo to believe in BigMo because that is the M-O. Also, just want to say, you know, I... This was a very, even though kind of like I could say I took a lot of time to make this list, but it was very easy.
For those who don't know, I studied R&B for a very long time.
I was a former sim.
Yeah, I was.
Hey, I was.
It is what it is, bro.
I was.
Hey, I used to give girls everything.
And I still love R&B to this day.
It's a genre that I'm still studying.
I'm still loving.
I'm still, like, I love it.
But it is what it is.
Ha!
I know.
Because even that one time when I be playing R&B, Myron walking in like, yo.
Man.
Trash.
I'm sorry.
But it's something I enjoy.
But I enjoyed making this list.
I had a lot of fun making this list.
But it was very easy to make this list.
I probably got like a good four to five episodes worth.
Just on my list alone.
Damn.
What about you, Bills?
Hey, what's going on, y'all?
My name is Bills.
Shout out to everyone putting WBlitz in the chat.
Blitz?
Love y'all.
They still saying Blitz?
They still saying Blitz.
My name is Bills.
Bills with a Z. So please, if you guys are going to comment, just make sure you spell it correctly.
If it's not Blitz, please put Bills with a Z. They're going to keep calling you Blitz, bro.
Yeah, that's fine.
I just got to do it.
You know, I just got to say my part.
Just want to say thank you guys for being so accepting of me.
I'm obviously the newest member of the team here.
My favorite quality control specialist is here.
And I just want to say, you know, go ahead and follow me on Instagram at jbills, J-B-I-L-L-Z. And, you know, thank you for everybody.
Just, you know, with all the love, everyone's been so supportive of me joining the team.
So I just want to say thank you and I'm super appreciative for everything, for sure.
Bam.
And yeah, guys, Super Chat button, as y'all know, FNFSuperChat.com.
Again, that is FNFSuperChat.com if you guys want to go ahead and get involved in the show.
Every single time you Super Chat to the show, whether it's $1 or $100, it's going to be shown on screen.
And we'll read all the chats right now as the viewers go up, and then at some point we'll have to cut it off.
But Rumble Rants, Super Chats, we want to make sure that y'all get heard.
So let me go ahead and read through some of these real quick before we go ahead and get into the show.
Yabby Lem goes, here's a really good simp rap song to start with.
Big Sean and Metro Boomin' So Good featuring Cash Stall.
Okay?
I don't actually know that song.
Do you guys know that song?
Uh, Moe, do you know that one?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
I don't know it.
I'm surprised.
You're a Big Sean fan.
You know, I love Big Sean, but...
Oh, it's probably recent, though.
Yeah, that's a new...
Cash doll.
It's probably a recent song.
Yeah.
John May goes, OF lawyer from the episode tried to say that one third of men are struggling because of a study.
Every study has an extrovert bias since they like meeting new people and experiences.
So they do studies.
Introverts would rather stay home.
One of two.
Okay, and I think he has two different chats.
John May, if we could find the second one, so I think it could make sense.
That means one of three extroverts are struggling, and since they are the type of men that women prefer, my God, how are introverts faring?
Most likely, three out of three of them are struggling.
Four out of six is 66%, which is a majority of men.
You were right.
Two of two.
Wow.
Okay.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's what you call critical thinking skills right there, being able to read between the lines and seeing that, okay, the people that did the studies more than likely are extroverts, so they're probably going to do better with women than introverts, so I can see your perspective there.
I mean, the reality, bro, is that men are struggling with women, and women don't like to admit that because it's...
I mean, if we're going to keep it a thousand, it's an unflattering reality that women don't like guys that are reclusive in states of themselves because women are social creatures in themselves.
Like, you know, girls always say some dumb shit like, oh, I like nerds.
Yeah, they like a guy that looks like Clark Kent that wears glasses.
That's a nerd.
But they don't really like nerds.
That's a lie.
You know what I mean?
Or they like a nerd if he has some social status.
Maybe he's a Twitch streamer that has a lot of clout.
Then they'll go ahead and take a nerd.
There's always a caveat when a girl says, I like a nerd.
That guy is not necessarily a nerd.
Or he's a gross exception to the rule.
Elvin J goes, wrestling and music related super chat here.
Don't know if you guys have ever heard of WWF Aggression album far back then.
It's got some dope hip hop tracks based on Attitude Era theme songs.
And I highly recommend you guys check it out if you haven't.
Mo, go ahead.
I haven't listened to any of their albums, even though I know a bunch of the songs, but I haven't really listened to it.
What else we got here?
I love the songs.
Me and Myron, remember we went on our favorite theme songs.
That wrestling stream was lit.
Jay Negro, you guys can roast me, but I listen to Bad Bunny as some simp songs, for example.
He says, I would give up all my money and career just to feel your kisses.
My friend, that is a lie.
And we're going to do a song on lies and dreams sold as well.
And that song could potentially go on the list.
That is what you would call selling a dream to a woman, my friend.
And that will be on another list.
We're also going to do a list for y'all.
Top 10 songs that brainwashed women.
We're going to do songs that lied to women.
This is a Blue Pill song more for men.
This is a list that messed y'all up as men.
We're absolutely going to do a list of songs that hurt women.
What else we got here?
Rumble Rats.
Ready?
Oh, Rumble Rats?
Alright.
Hopefully, do we got a band niggas to shout around for this?
No.
Okay, cool.
They didn't go crazy yet.
Riot goes, how are women generally smarter than men?
I think, I legit think all girls are stupid to have gone to school and shit.
Well, no, it's true, bro.
They are, if you take the average female and the average guy, yeah, they are smarter in general.
You gotta remember, bro, that men tend to operate on the extremes, right?
So geniuses, a lot of the time, Are men in general, but the dumbest people on earth are also men.
So men tend to be at the extreme ends of the spectrum when it comes to excellence and when it comes to, you know, mediocrity.
So what else we got here?
The one.
Myron, I DM you on Instagram, but the Frank Matthews show for FedReacts.
Hopefully you make it.
About the Frank Matthews show for FedReacts.
Hopefully you make it.
Okay.
I don't know what you mean by that.
Okay.
Myron, what is your opinion on one meal a day?
I think it's a great diet because it gives you much more time to do things and also other benefits.
I mean, bro, here's the thing.
It doesn't matter if you, one meal a day or seven meals a day, you gotta control calories.
It doesn't matter.
So, if it helps you control calories better by eating only one meal a day, fantastic, do it.
If it helps you control calories better by eating seven meals a day, do that.
But at the end of the day, the bottom line is you gotta control calories.
One meal a day, ten meals a day, it's irrelevant if calories are not controlled.
Hamwell, WBlitz, WMiron, WMO. Appreciate that, sir.
Remember, Bill, I've been here since December 2021.
They still play EMO. Yeah, but these guys get the joke.
It's all good.
They get the vision.
Yeah, he gets the vision.
If climate change activists were on the road, would you run them over or what would you do?
We on YouTube.
Thanks, Ryan.
Well, if you lose all that weight, will you get the surgery for loose skin?
Probably not.
I always said, I actually want to accept it.
There's a big long explanation, but long story short, I'd rather have extra skin than extra fat.
You want to tell them why?
I think there's a noble reason why.
Okay, so I basically said that, you know, I just...
It was my fault anyway.
It's no one else's fault but mine.
And I should have...
If I have a bunch of extra skin, there should be nothing I should be complaining about because I'm the one that did this to myself.
And, you know, and I should be, like, alright with it because...
It was me.
It was my fault.
And I just want to accept it.
I want to take it and embrace it because I'll probably see it as a badge of honor and, you know, something to look back on.
So that's why I said I'd rather have the extra skin than extra fat.
He's a fast for 30 plus years of his life.
So, yeah, he's going to fix it.
He's going to just, you know, deal with it.
So it is what it is, man.
What else we got here?
Chief Keef, I don't like as a W. Okay, but that's not today's topic.
You'll be late.
Ass so good.
P, poo, see, so good.
If I could quit my job and fuck you all day, then I would, then I would.
That's Big Sean of Metro Boomer, so good featuring Cash Doll.
All right.
Okay.
Real Martin Zane.
Yo, Myron, do you still use the TJ Ainley skincare routine?
Been watching some of your old unplugged videos and working on improving my skin and teeth now.
Fire content, not gonna lie.
I don't, but yeah, it's not bad stuff, bro.
What else we got here?
Have you seen Fight Club movie and what's your opinion on it?
I have seen Fight Club.
Yeah, not a bad movie, man.
The boy, Timmy Turner.
Dragon Ball stream Friday?
Oh yeah.
We owe y'all a Dragon Ball stream.
We will do one.
I don't know about Friday, but we will give y'all a Dragon Ball stream.
Don't worry.
Man, we've been going hard on the paint for y'all.
Roger from Sister Sister Simp.
I just realized now.
Facts!
Here's a sim.
Ah, yeah.
Facts.
Bro, see?
Now y'all start to think.
Steve Runkle is sim too.
Facts.
You know what I'm saying?
So yeah, bro.
Let's keep going.
Thomas goes, Juice WRLD had a bunch of sim songs for the new age like Lucid Dreams and other songs.
Facts.
So did Axe too.
Yep.
Salute, gentlemen.
Rider of the Storm.
Cool.
Abe the Ape goes, Myron, what do you think of drop sets or supersets?
I burn a lot of calories when I do them, but I don't really know if they're optimal for muscle growth.
They're good, but you can't overdo it.
You can't overdo it.
Jay Ramirez goes, I saw you, Mo, spin that smooth game on the pre-show.
WMO, W vocals.
Local, sorry.
Keep up the hard work, fellows.
I need to knock out.
I will watch this tomorrow.
Join CEO Network, the best brother.
Thank you, Jay Ramirez.
Jay, what up?
Shout out to you, bro.
Just the way you are, Bruno Mars.
Shut up, Jacob.
Yeah, we're ahead of you, sir.
Hello Rex, I think I want to marry you, Bruno Mars.
Don't worry.
What else we got here?
Richie goes, if Mario Winans isn't in the top five, I don't know what y'all doing.
Lyrics, I don't want to know if you're playing me, Jesus.
Did he touch you better than me?
Don't worry, sir.
And then we got here, Villa goes, appreciate the nonstop content, FNF gang.
My prediction for making the top five got to be Chris Brown with you.
Oh, it's worse than that, bro.
It's worse than that.
Don't worry.
So, okay.
And I actually had some of these on the list.
The Bruno Mars songs, I've already had those on my list.
Yeah, don't worry, guys.
Like I said before, we're going to have to do a top two on this.
Sorry, a part two on this.
Probably.
So y'all are going to get a Dragon Ball stream, a part two on top ten simp songs.
We got to do top ten simp movies, top ten simp shows.
What was that, Bills?
The anime stream.
We gotta do the anime stream.
Yeah, yeah, Dragon Ball.
Yep, Dragon Ball stream.
And then, uh, what else?
Oh, shit.
Okay, it looks like we got the food here.
See, we're going hard to paint for y'all, bro.
We haven't even eaten yet, man.
You're going hard to paint.
I didn't even expect that camera to cut the show, but y'all see, man, we haven't even eaten.
We're just going right into it, man.
I have to make sure that we got the girls, you know, home for all the people that claim that I'm a misogynist.
And now we're back here.
Misogynie.
I'm doing a part two.
Um...
Yeah, let's get the food.
Angie will go ahead and give all the guys their stuff.
Thank you, Angie.
Okay, so I guess while we...
Okay, so I guess it's time to...
We got to start...
Yo, YouTube guys!
You might want to go to Rumble right now because y'all are about to hit the shadow room here in a second.
Because we're going to get into song number 10.
Okay?
And Mo, you want to give the name of the song and why we picked this one?
Yes, song number 10 is actually what started this topic when I gave the backstory.
So it's only right that not only that I had to have it as the first, but it was only right it had to be in this list because this show wouldn't have been here without this list in the first place.
So, the song, the number 10 song is NSYNC, Tearing Up My Heart.
Alright, so we're gonna go ahead and, Bills, do we have that one queued up?
Not yet, but it's about to be.
Okay.
So, it's gonna be NSYNC, and just so you guys know, I remember listening to this song back in the 90s as a kid, because, like, boy bands were the thing back in the day.
Like, it was like everybody was listening to Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees.
What other bands were there that were going crazy at this time?
Aaron Carter came after.
Yeah.
Because I was Nick Carter's brother.
Nick Carter, yeah.
Yeah, Nick Carter.
What else?
It was a long name.
New Kids on the Block.
Oh, damn.
Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
And then also, shortly after this, this is when the male group band started.
It was just a big thing in general.
You had your Boyz II Men, you had your Jagged Edge, you had your...
Oh, Boyz II Men.
Which then set the stage for B2K. Or be too gay, in this case.
You know, an immature.
Yeah, what was that?
Immature.
The one with Marcus Houston.
Was that their name?
Immature?
Yeah, immature.
It was immature and then it went to IMX. Okay.
But, yeah, then Marcus Houston went solo around 2005.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Interesting.
And then we got here, what was his name?
Logan...
Lone Collector...
Yo, y'all trying to get us kicked off YouTube, bro?
Do not see that.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Alright, do a face reveal.
What do you mean?
The face is revealed right now, my friend.
I don't know what he means by that, but yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so we're going to go.
You got it queued up?
Yeah, we got it ready.
All right.
I think it's Shadow Realm time.
Let's go ahead and...
Oh, and then you know what?
Hold on.
Real quick, stop the show.
We got to kill Twitch, Twitter, Facebook, everything.
Oh, yeah.
Guys, come on over to Rumble or YouTube right now.
YouTube and Rumble only is going to be the rest of the stream.
Come on over.
Come on over.
Fresh and fit on YouTube.
Fresh and fit on Rumble.
Search it.
Come on over.
Come on over, ninjas.
Elon X goes, Myron, have you thought about hiring more hosts and run multiple shows like No Jumper?
No cuckery, though.
Nah, bro.
I mean, we've thought about it, but having a Fresh and Fit network, but I mean, then it'll lose the essence of what Fresh and Fit is, bro.
Y'all are used to me and Fresh, man.
Right?
And Mo and Chris and now Bills.
Like...
You know what I mean?
Like, y'all really want a network of...
Because here's the thing.
I think the collabs are more special because they come in, like, at random times.
But if y'all saw them every week, y'all might get bored.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
And the other thing, too, is that if we did do a network, then we wouldn't be able to put it all on YouTube for obvious reasons because some of the people that we work with closely are banned.
You know?
So...
I don't know.
It is what it is.
Are we killed on all of the streams?
Yes.
Alright, cool.
Guys, we're going to go ahead and switch on over.
We're going to play it from the beginning.
It's tearing up my heart.
Pause.
Oh, we're there in Shadow Realm?
Alright, thank God.
Remember, I got...
I thought we played that joint.
Remember, I got time.
Oh, you got time today?
Yeah.
No, like it gives me because of the system.
Yeah, I got time, guys.
All right.
Because of the system we have in place, I have time.
All right.
While I eat my edamame, let's do this.
Hold on.
Let me take your camera off so you can enjoy it.
Let's do it.
Or put it on me.
Screw it.
I'm going to be jamming today.
Yeah, I got you.
This is crazy.
It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you But when we are apart, I feel it too And no matter what I do I feel the pain With or without you A young Justin Timberlake.
Yo, the 90s were different, bro.
The baggy, the pants, the all-white shirts, they're about to be synchronizing like crazy right now with the dancing.
It's about to get lit in here.
But guys, where'd the lyrics go?
It's tearing up my heart when I'm with you.
But even when I'm apart, I feel it too.
Come on, man.
What the hell's going on here?
I mean, they knew you was going to make a love song about the gym.
Ah, they did.
This is how I feel about the gym.
This is how y'all should feel about the gym.
Not about no female.
Y'all should be feeling this way about a gym, you fucking...
Wait, we're on Rumble.
Faggots!
Let's keep going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, we can say it.
Hey.
Baby, I don't understand.
Just why we can't be lovers.
Things are getting out of hand.
Trying too much, but baby, we can win.
Let go.
If you want me, girl, let me know.
I am down now on my knees.
What?
I can't take it anymore. Pause.
It's tearing up my knees.
He's on his knees begging for the girl.
Here's the other thing too.
I want to get y'all take on this.
The 90s, I would argue, was the beginning of the feminization of men.
If y'all notice, they're all clean shaven.
No beards.
Not really.
Effeminate characteristics.
Hair even shaped up in a certain way.
Dressed.
It's fairly effeminate.
Right?
In the 80s, what'd you have?
You had fucking Rambo, you had Arnold Schwarzenegger, you had Apollo Creed, you had all these toxically masculine men looking, right?
Muscular, juiced up, you know, all this shit, right?
You had movies like Terminator, Rocky, Rambo, all these movies, right?
And then, in the 90s, the faggotry begins.
Okay?
Granted, we still had great movies in the 90s, right?
But, uh...
Oh, my bad.
We're back on, uh...
Okay.
Okay, okay.
We were on Rumble the whole time?
No.
Oh, God.
Okay.
Wait, the way!
The bullshit begins, right?
We're back on Rumble?
All the way?
Okay.
So the faggotry began, right?
Where you started getting actors being less masculine, less muscular, less assertive, less dominant.
I mean, if y'all really want to talk...
I mean, if you look at the heroes from the 80s...
To the 90s, you can see a difference, right?
Like, you compare Mel Gibson to, like, a fucking Sylvester Sloan.
Not even close, bro.
You know, Mel Gibson's prime movies were in the 90s, and then you look at the 80s, all the guys were fucking jacked up.
And then once you get into the 2000s, it gets really fucking, you know, the superheroes become weaker and weaker and smaller and smaller.
And then now, you got heroes like fucking Tom Holland, who was...
Tom Holland.
Yeah, is that his name?
Is that his name, right?
The fucking effeminate boy looking dude?
He's fucking gay, bro.
But I would say, again, this is an opinion here, this isn't necessarily a fact.
I would say I noticed the feminization of men beginning in the 90s.
It didn't completely end there, but I saw it beginning in the 90s.
Let's see what the chat says.
What's the chat thing?
Agree?
Disagree?
I don't know.
Alright.
Shadowrun time?
Or no, we're already in the Shadowrun.
We're already in the Shadowrun.
Okay, let's keep going back.
My bad, Mom.
I'll live with you.
When we are apart, I feel it too.
And no matter what I do, I feel the pain.
With or without you.
Alright.
Baby, don't misunderstand.
Don't misunderstand.
What I'm trying to tell you.
In the corner of my mind.
Baby, it feels like we're running out of time.
Let it go.
If you want me, girl, let me know.
I am down on my knees.
Are you unjust or triple-leg?
I can't take it anymore It's telling up my heart that I'm with you But when we are apart, I feel it Tearing up my heart and soul We're apart,
I feel it too And no matter what I do I feel the pain with or without you Tearing up my heart and soul Yo!
Pause.
Remember when overalls used to be the shit?
I remember I used to be wearing overalls in elementary school, but I was styling them Old Navy overalls.
Oh, Lord.
I felt like Mario and Luigi in that bitch.
And I actually just remembered something, too.
What?
I know there's a little...
Some people, when the 90s starting the...
You know, the...
Wait, I... He's still on Shadow Realm.
When the 90s started the faggotry and stuff, some people will make a rebuttal that it actually started with Prince in the 80s.
But I do have to bring up this argument that Prince was an anomaly still.
There was a little trend here and there, but it was nothing more than really a trend.
It didn't really start the faggotry that we know of.
Yeah, I would say the 90s busted it open.
No, because there's a common thing where people will give Prince his due, which I understand why they would give Prince his due, but I'm also agreeing with you, it was really the 90s.
I can already see the pushbacks that would kind of come from maybe older heads.
Like, well, what about the Prince era and the androgynous era?
You know, where guys end up dressing like women and stuff.
It was such a gross exception that it could not make the rule that people would think it is.
It really is.
I'm also with you on explaining that it was the 90s.
You can make the argument for hair metal rock back in the 80s.
It's still 90s though.
Where they used to scream and whatever, but they still had like...
Chicks in their music videos.
They were still rock stars.
They were still out here smashing these chicks.
I mean, the music in itself, rock in itself is not necessarily feminine like that.
You know what I mean?
It's like guitars, playing a hard instrument.
It's loud.
But this is straight up like, bro, this is like niggas singing and dancing.
Niggas going on their knees and swinging on ropes.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
It's different.
But again, yes, you can make the argument that the feminization of men in music began earlier, but I would say it was beginning to become super mainstream and widespread in the 90s.
But you can make the argument that it started sooner.
Hell, you could say it started in the 70s with Kiss, wearing face paint and shit, with the long hair and stuff like that.
You can make that argument.
You know, but I think the 90s is like when it really became really socially acceptable.
I'm still giving it to 90s.
I'm just talking to the people that would give that rebuttal.
And also, it started to hit television.
That's why I make the argument that the feminization of men began in the 90s.
Because it started to hit television.
Friends came out when?
In the 90s.
Family Matters came out when?
In the 90s.
Right?
Where women started taking on the traditional, sorry, started taking on masculine roles in the household.
It started with 90s sitcoms.
You know what I mean?
So...
People can say, oh Myron, I actually started earlier.
I think in general, not just the music, with television and everything else, thank you, with television and everything else, it began with the feminization of men began wholeheartedly in the music, in television, in sitcoms, etc.
in the 90s.
And I agree with, as you guys know, good friends, Andrew Tate, I agree 1000% that Friends was a huge catalyst to the Are we in the shadow room?
We back up.
Okay, back in the shadow room?
Oh wait, actually.
Rumble chat.
Okay.
Rumble chat.
Okay, we back in the shadow room?
Gotta take the rumble chat off.
Oh.
Take it off, nigga!
Oh, take it off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, whatever.
I think Friends was a huge contributor to the beginning of the end.
So.
I was more thinking of moments where not just friends, but family matters.
Full house.
Where just the idea of begging for a woman's forgiveness and apologizing.
Baby, please, I'm sorry.
Baby, please.
Please, baby, please.
Where it was the cool thing to do.
That's why it was an issue.
And that's where the 90s came from.
Because it wasn't just sitcoms, but it was back to here we are.
R&B music or 90s music, music in the 90s, they made it cool and kind of gave an illusion that it was masculine to be like, baby, please, baby, please, baby, please.
Like, that's why, you know, stuff like Boyz II Men, even New Edition, you know, just begging, please, baby, please.
You know, they're trying to say that's like the cool thing to do.
Yep.
Alright.
But yeah, I mean, hey, I like opinions in the chat.
You guys are giving some good takes here.
And again, like I said before, this is why it's great to have these types of discussions with a bunch of guys.
But yeah, I would say...
My stance is, the feminization of men definitely began before the 90s.
Don't get it twisted, guys.
It began before the 90s.
However, I would say, once it hit full tilt, mainstream feminization, I would say was the 90s.
Because then it invaded television, it invaded music, it invaded pop culture.
Women were starting to enter the workforce more.
Women were starting to go to college more.
It full-on, like, started to, like...
Get its speed in the 90s and then by 2000, bang!
Next thing you know, we're full on like feminism is here.
You know what I mean?
And then it got another, I would say it got another push in the 2010s thanks to social media.
Because social media spread it even further.
This independence and all this other crap.
Which that will be on the top 10 episode where we talk about the top 10 songs that ruined women.
So, uh, let's go back to the, uh, tearing up my heart when I'm not with you.
Oh, shout around, shout around!
Okay, cool.
Go ahead, go ahead.
We good.
We good.
All right.
That segues us to number nine, which is.
Mo?
Number nine is...
Let me wait for this...
Yeah.
Number nine is...
Oh!
Of course, one of...
Another inspiration to this show, this episode right here, another inspiration.
The very beginning of the actual video is how Myron feels, you know, you guys have seen a story, I won't say, I'll give YouTube a little chance.
But Diddy Usher Loon, I need a girl.
And this was actually part one, if I'm not mistaken.
Yes, it's part one.
There was two parts.
Part one, not part two.
Part two becomes a little bit more red-pilled.
Yeah.
But it's going to be part one.
This shit is hilarious.
I ain't gonna lie, this song was lit.
But looking back on it as an adult, I'm like, bruh, what the hell are we doing here?
Alright, Shadow Realm time?
Yep.
Shadow Realm.
Let's roll the clip, baby.
Bruh.
Yo, nigga.
Hold on.
That's exactly how I feel when I realize that women suck at everything.
Go back.
Go back.
Yo.
I'm telling you, bro.
I'll never forget this shit.
I was sitting in my room on the corner of my bed just like Diddy.
And I'm just like, what the fuck?
And I just looked up and I realized, damn.
Women suck at everything.
So, uh, that's when I hit that, yeah, bro.
I was like, damn, women suck at everything.
And I think Angie was, like, doing laundry or some shit.
She heard me.
So, uh, yeah, bro.
I, like, I just came to, like, I hit that eureka moment.
Like, damn!
Alright, let's, uh, let's keep going.
Shadow Realm, Shadow Realm.
We got it?
Yeah.
Alright.
Oh, we were on Shadow Realm that whole time?
Yeah.
Alright.
Good thing.
Thank God.
Look at Usher.
Nigga, moonwalkin' with nothin' there!
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride I need a girl to make my wife I need a girl who's mine Yo, I'm internationally known on the microphone.
Yo, don't go chat, nigga.
We need both chats up.
I don't really need a wife at home.
I don't really like the zone.
Never spend the night alone.
I got a few.
You would like to bone.
But the chicks that romance me don't tickle my fancy.
Tiffany and Nancy.
And that's not where our plans be.
Need a girl that can stand me.
Raise me a family.
Go from trips to Delancey.
The trip to the Grammys.
Cause most of these girls be confusing me.
I don't know if they really love me or they using me.
Cause maybe it's the money or me.
That's facts.
I don't know if these girls really love me or they're using me.
Bruh.
Once you become a somebody, that is so fucking true, bro.
Holy!
Yep.
Anyway, let's keep going.
I'm killing Diddy with the waves, by the way.
Diddy, you're looking terrible, bro.
Come on, man.
Yeah, I'm swimming paws all over the place right now.
Here's the thing.
Back in the early 2000s, having waves was the shit.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
And it was socially acceptable to wear durags in public.
So, come on, man.
With the durag...
Man, you should still...
Come on, man.
Man, you should have had the durag with the...
I cut these strips, too.
You should have had the durag with the cape, though.
I did back in the day.
Bro, you should still have it right now.
I'm saying you should have that in this stream, man.
Right here in this stream, right here, right now.
Look like Tyrone Debbie fucking everyone's wife long, dick style.
Look at this!
I am black!
Yeah!
What y'all gotta say now?
This the hood, ain't it?
We swimming in, I cut this shit too with the grain, bitches!
This the hood, ain't it?
Yeah!
Alright, let's get back to the music video.
Are we still in the shadow room?
Yep.
Alright, shadow room.
Let's go.
Who's that?
That's a comedian.
I forget his name.
Now you abusing me.
That's why I need me a girl to be true to me.
You know about the game and know how it do to me.
Without a girl on my side that ruin me.
Forget the world, girl.
It's you and me.
Now let's ride.
This nigga Usher, bro.
Yo, that was sus!
That was sus!
Go back!
Nigga, don't even rip like that!
Come on!
Come on, man!
Girls went insane every time he did that though.
Let me tell y'all niggas some shit right now.
You don't gotta be that ripped to get girls to like it, bro.
I'm gonna keep it a thousand with y'all, bro.
Girls, like, get impressed with just, like, a little bit of ab, man.
Like, you don't really need that much.
And girls used to be like, oh, he fly and he in great shape.
I mean, fashion equals are gonna think that's great shape because, you know, black bitches don't work out.
But either way...
We're on Shadowrum, right?
Okay.
Shadowrum.
So, I gotta make sure we're in the Shadowrum.
So, yeah, bro.
Like, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Shaniquas aren't impressed by that shit, but come on, man.
That was sus as fuck.
But anyway, let's keep going.
Oh, this nigga loathe.
Yo!
Yo, stop, stop.
We do a little quote on.
This nigga did a bunch of time for trafficking drugs out of like North Carolina or some shit, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Y'all didn't know that?
Nah.
This nigga went to prison for selling, like, and he was doing keys.
Keys of the shit, bro.
DEA busted his ass.
Uh...
Yeah, bro.
He went down for like conspiracy to distribute a controlled substance.
Bro, wild.
And now he's like, shout out to him, bro.
Now, you know, he converted to Islam and he's super religious.
He got like a full on beard and all that.
But yeah, bro.
That nigga went to prison, like, not too long after this shit, too.
Hey, shout out to Loon.
As-salamu alaykum, habibi!
Yeah, man.
That nigga was drug trafficking, all kinds of shit, man.
I think it was, like, heroin and cocaine and, like, keys, too.
The feds got him.
That's how you know it was serious.
Niggas said, yeah, open up.
All right.
Let's go back to Loon.
Let's go back to Loon.
This is hilarious.
He said some funny shit in here.
I done had pretty chicks with all the right features And hurt back chicks that only rock sneakers Cell phones and beepers and know how to treat you You break a hard shit, walk out and leave you I find a girl, I'm a keeper Cause now I'm getting money and the game getting deeper You want some real s*** Alright,
we're gonna play his section back one more time.
Guys...
This is the perfect example of selling a dream to a woman.
This nigga's entire verse is lying to bitches.
Remember, nigga's a drug trafficker, alright?
Because he was definitely selling dope at this time, alright?
Everything he says here, can we show the lyrics on the side?
Let me see, now the caption's not on this.
Alright, let's go ahead and play it then.
I remember his lyrics.
Go back, go back.
Go back.
Everything this nigga saying is a fucking...
How you sell a dream to a chick.
Let's keep going.
Go.
Not a lot of women got the right mind.
Oh, I see what you're doing there, sir.
You're making her feel special for having the right mind.
Okay, let's keep going. Pause.
Pause.
He's saying that he's had all types of women, but you know, I need a girl with the right mind.
Which makes girls feel special.
Selling that dream.
dream let's keep going find a girl i'm a keeper Okay.
I need somebody I can chill with.
Someone I can build with.
Plus!
Nigga, that is the number one dream-selling phrase.
I need somebody I can build with.
I need somebody I can hold tight.
Keep going.
Any time together we feel so right.
You the girl I've been looking for my whole life.
God bless me, I'm glad I got the insight.
Bro, here's a new girl now to stay alive.
Bro.
Come on, man!
This nigga capping all over the song, bro!
How you building with a woman?
You a made man already.
Come on, man!
Fuck outta here!
Nigga out here selling dreams to bitches with short ass hair.
Mo, was that bitch not bald as hell?
He was standing next to him?
Oh, bro.
Oh my god.
That is the most disrespectful shit I've ever seen in my fucking life, bro.
Bro, I don't want to hear no bald chick say the word femininity on.
Bro, that was worse than me being fat.
A bald chick was worse than me being 500 pounds, bro.
God, bro.
She had one job.
We agree.
Bro, listen, women belong in a beauty salon, not the barbershop, bro.
I'll tell you this, I'd be mad as fuck if I'm at the barbershop and some chick...
It's in front of me, getting a fucking lineup.
I'm like, what the fuck?
What you doing here?
Anyway.
One time I saw a blue chew commercial with a bald chick, bro.
I turned my phone off, bro.
A bald chick with a blue chew.
Like, goddamn, bro.
Niggas already have a hard time getting with erectile dysfunction.
You put a bald chick on there?
Oh, God, bro.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on, man?
All right, that nigga Loon just sold the whole dream.
Let's keep going.
Oh, look at Craig Mack, ugly ass, man.
Here, here, hit play.
Goddamn, nigga!
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
And there's Loso with DJ What was that?
Go back, go back to Usher.
That usher is so sus, bro What the fuck is that, bro?
Yo, the sus is real.
I told you how the 90s has started.
And then the 2000s just full-fledged.
Let's just be soft.
Let's get in touch with our feelings.
And yo, here's the other thing too.
I want to let y'all know.
Early 2000s, Usher was the fucking man.
Nobody could touch Usher in the early 2000s.
He was the fucking man.
This is him at his peak, bro.
Yep.
What?
Did he drop...
What was that at the same time?
You ain't gotta call.
8701.
Yeah.
It's okay, girl.
Cause I'ma be alright tonight.
You ain't gotta call, you whore.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, he was the fucking man at this time.
And what do y'all see?
He out here doing this sus shit.
I'm like, come on, man!
If that doesn't prove that the top nigga would get all the girls acting sus, like, come on, man.
You know, doing this weird shit.
Like, what the fuck?
But although I do have to keep it 100.
Yeah.
I got to be transparent.
Listen, for those of you know my quote.
And I like Usher, too.
I like Usher.
I actually do like him.
For those who don't know my quote, a lot of bitches outside here, I do not lie to y'all.
All right?
I'm not going to lie to y'all, so I'll be completely transparent with you.
Usher's actually my number one all-time favorite singer.
He's my number one.
So, big up to Usher.
He's always one of my favorite persons to study.
You know, I look up to Usher.
You know, I study his material for it all the time.
Is Dr.
Raymond Usher to you, motherfucker?
Oh, yeah, my bad.
He got his PhD.
Word?
Yeah.
He a PhD?
Yeah, he got a PhD.
Oh, shit.
I'm a PhD.
Yeah, man.
Seriously.
I'm a PhD.
He got his doctorate.
W Usher, bro.
Big up Usher.
Congrats.
He got his doctorate.
I forget.
And what?
Someone in the chat going, no.
But yeah, he absolutely got his PhD.
Shout out to him.
Yeah, so...
And if you see him now, pause!
Nigga hasn't aged at all!
Nah!
He looks the same way now as he does in this video!
This video's over 20 years old!
He actually did a live, you know, the channel's called Tiny...
Well, I think the platform's called Tiny Desk, or, you know, they kind of, like, just do, like, just a performance.
Bro...
He still got it.
Like, I'm talking about like he never left.
Like, he still got it.
And, you know, hey, I don't care what anyone says, you know, and I don't care what you guys in the chat say.
You put us over MJ, though?
Yeah.
Well, R&B. I guess R&B is kind of like my main genre that I listen to.
You want to consider MJ R&B? No.
Pop.
Yeah, he was straight pop.
You're right.
Yeah.
You're right.
All right.
Um...
Where do we got her?
Let's keep going.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But yo, I'll just let y'all know.
He was the top guy this time.
And look at how suss he acted.
That's all I got to say.
All right.
Bro, real talk.
Go back like five seconds.
Bro, this is me when I realized that women suck at everything.
Look at Diddy right now.
Look at Diddy.
Nigga!
I was like, damn!
They really do suck at everything.
Keep playing.
Keep playing.
And then this is me again.
Nobody's just scared I need a girl in my heart I had a girl that would've died for me Damn appreciated so I made her cry for me Every night she had tears in her eyes for me Pause.
Just in case y'all niggas are wondering, he's talking about Jennifer Lopez.
Alright?
For all you young Zoomers out there that have zero clue what the fuck he's talking about.
Wait, she took a ride for you, nigga.
Wait, what?
He's talking about Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez would die for a man, bro?
Yeah, I don't think so either.
But she did get arrested with him, if I'm not mistaken, when he got hit with that gun charge that Shine took the hit for.
You remember that?
At the nightclub?
Yeah.
I forget what year it was.
Maybe 2000?
Yeah, late 90s, early 2000s.
I think she got...
I'm almost certain...
Chad, correct me if I'm wrong here.
I'm almost certain she got arrested with him.
Jennifer Lopez got arrested with him.
And then Shine ended up taking a gun.
And he did like 10 years or some shit for that.
He did like 10 years.
Wow.
Yeah.
So, alright.
Uh.
More than my girl, we was like brothers.
Oh, wait, we were like brothers.
Now you gone and can't love you like I really wanted.
But every time I think about your pretty smile.
And how we used to drive the whole city wild.
Damn, I wish you would have had my child.
A pretty little girl with ditties.
Pretty little girl with ditties.
All the days that I reminisce.
About the way I used to kiss them pretty lips.
But as long as you happy, I'ma tell you this.
I love you, girl, and you're the one that I will always miss.
As long as you're happy, you're the one that I'll always miss.
Come on, man.
Yeah, come on man That nigga lying in the bed just like, "Aw, fuck!" *laughs* *laughs* In my life, I need a *laughs* Yo, real time!
Nobody in the chat lie.
How many of you fucking faggots were lying in the bed crying, losing your girl, like Diddy is right now, nigga, like, damn!
Fuck!
I had a girl who would've died for me.
Didn't appreciate her, so I made her cry for me.
Every night she had tears in her eyes for me.
You know what I'm saying?
How many of y'all were fucking singing along to this song?
Crying in your fucking room with your fucking pillow between your legs like this, like, oh my god, I lost my girl.
Come on, man!
I know a bunch of y'all were in here fucking crying.
Maybe not to this song, but I know a lot of y'all were fucking crying, man.
I 100% was, bro.
I ain't lying to y'all, bro.
I ain't lying to y'all.
What was the song you would cry to bitches to?
What was your go-to cry to song?
Yes.
This one?
No, I'm saying yes.
Alright, you're the R&B connoisseur.
What was your go-to cry song, nigga?
Don't lie.
Luther Vandross, I'd Rather.
And...
Oh, but the...
Oh, get ready to press that button again, because you're going to love this one.
Drake I get lonely too Bro Alright, Bill, you ain't safe, nigga.
Go ahead.
Damn, I don't even got a song that I cry to.
I gotta think of one.
Remember number one?
Remember number one?
Yeah, I know, but that was a long time ago.
Shit, those are...
Who wanna know, motherfucker?
I don't even remember, bro.
Shit, you know what?
In that case, in that exact scenario, we're gonna do Mario Wyndon's I don't wanna know.
What?!
Hey, we all take our L's one L at a time.
You know what I'm saying?
I learned my lesson.
That's it.
Damn.
Damn, Usher Letterburn is a good one.
I'm going to go ahead and alley-oop that one.
Thank you, Chad.
I see you in the Rumble.
Yeah, that's a good one, too.
Yeah, Letterburn is a good one.
All right.
Drake, Marvin's Room.
We didn't get to put this...
You know what?
Let's hit the chats.
And then we got an honorable mention that we got to mention that's not on this list that we got to do.
We just got to do it.
Well, we could do...
Let's do the stream yard chats.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We could get out the Shadow Realm.
Are they still in the Shadow Realm?
Take off...
Give me a second.
But you can start, though.
Oh, for all of you that were in the Shadow Room, welcome back.
Sorry about that, guys.
As you guys know, if you're watching on YouTube right now, we have it basically where we're playing copyright music, and we can't necessarily do that on YouTube, because we're probably going to get hit with a strike, because a lot of these songs are very popular songs.
There's a reason why they were able to indoctrinate a bunch of guys to be simps.
So come on over to Rumble, please, guys, so you guys can enjoy the...
What is this?
I'm going to call this a ride down memory lane that we're having.
So, yeah.
Angie, can you please take this?
We don't want too much carbs over here.
Can I get some blackberries instead?
Or blueberries?
One of the things.
Bender the Offender donated 20 bucks.
The Simpsons would be like Body Like a Back Road by Sam Hunt, right?
Body like a back road, driving with my eyes closed.
I know every curve like the back of my head.
15 and a 30, I ain't in no hurry.
I'ma take control just as fast as I can.
It's more sexual, not blue pill though.
Okay.
It's country.
What else do we got?
That was country music.
Oh.
Okay.
Jay Negro.
The Bad Bunny song is called Majabi Ghost.
Minute 159 is where he says the sim line for the female.
Okay?
What else do we got here?
We're not doing this one.
So we're doing this one right here.
Oh, we did that one already.
Have you thought about...
Oh.
We did that one.
Okay.
Mosh goes, I roll up whiskey leaf a down.
Jay Sean, do you remember?
Jay Sean, I'm all yours.
Jay Sean.
I want it that way, Backstreet Boys.
Okay.
Let's see here.
What else we got here?
Kagash Shigi goes 112.
Let's get married.
Super sim track.
Wrong group, my friend.
Wrong group, but don't worry.
We got you.
Anything else?
Just Rumble Rants coming up right now.
Rumble Rants?
Okay.
Guys, again, if you want to donate in the show and get featured, go ahead.
FNFSuperChat.com.
FNFSuperChat.com.
And we'll read your chat, man.
And go ahead and give your song suggestions as well.
So this is an honorable mention.
This isn't on the list, and me and Moe fucked up and didn't put this on the list.
I don't know why.
But one song that's a fucking big-ass lie to y'all.
Yo, Rihanna Umbrella, bro.
Come on.
Let's do it.
Rihanna Umbrella.
I don't know how the hell me and Moe didn't put this on the joint, but yo, we gotta do this.
This song is cap on every single level.
And here's the thing.
I remember...
I'll never forget this shit.
We're gonna go back in time a little bit.
Liam L.A. What did you say about new Epstein Island?
Oh, I've been knowing about Epstein Island for a minute, man.
Come on, man.
We talked about it in detail with Ryan Dawson on Rumble.
Go watch Epstein.
Type in Jeffrey Epstein.
Fresh to fit and you'll see the show that we did with him.
So...
This song right here, guys, Rihanna Umbrella, this is one of her biggest hits.
Not the biggest, because me and Moe had done a little bit of a deep dive.
What's her number one hit again, Moe?
Chris Brown joined.
With Calvin Harris.
We found love.
We found love.
Did you say that was her biggest hit, Chris Brown?
No.
Oh my god.
No, you said Chris Brown.
Yeah, but we know what we was thinking.
But Calvin Harris.
Okay.
Oh yeah, we fell in love with the club.
Yep, yep, yep.
And then what was the other one?
No.
No, it's the one with Eminem.
Like you are or whatever.
I love the way you lie.
And then what else?
I think Umbrella's number three, actually.
I think Umbrella was number three.
Umbrella's number three?
Yeah, if I'm not mistaken.
No blueberries?
Okay.
Raspberries.
Guys, nice low-calorie snack-free if you want to eat.
Get your high-protein in, and then obviously, you know, get some fruits and vegetables in there.
Got some raspberries, low-calorie.
This is how I don't get fat.
All right.
So we got Rihanna, featuring Jay-Z. Umbrella.
This song came out...
Spring or summer of 2007, I want to say?
Seven.
I remember...
Dude, this song was all over the radio summer of 2007.
It was wild.
It was every, like, fifth song on the radio.
And guys, back then in 2007, radio was a thing, okay?
Just so y'all know.
If you were dominating the radio, you were it, right?
The radio isn't a big deal nowadays because everyone just screams or aux cord or whatever.
But back then, bro...
Radio was it.
It was actually before the...
I don't know if they were together yet, but it was before the big debacle with Chris Brown.
Because I remember that album came out around the same time as Chris Brown's exclusive album.
That's why I remembered it.
Yeah, Chris Brown barely came on a scene at this point.
No, Chris Brown was...
He had been out for like a year or two.
He came out of that song, Run It.
That was his first tune.
But this was like two after.
Because Run It was like 2004, 2005.
What?
That long?
Yeah.
I thought it was like 06.
Because that was from his self-titled album.
Double check that, man.
Was it really 04?
It was probably 05.
I thought it was 06, bro.
Because he had Joel Santana on it.
Yeah.
And Joel Santana had just dropped the whistle song, I think.
And that was like in 06.
Yeah.
The whistle song is crazy, bro.
That shit was trash, though.
Like, bro, I hate that Joel Santana's all singles were terrible, bro.
Like, he's a tough rapper, but his singles were off-trash, but it's cool because he tried to be mainstream.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
2005.
Yep.
Okay.
But I was thinking I'm highlighting the exclusive album, because that's where it actually has one of my all-time favorite songs, and one of my favorite songs I listen to in the gym, Take You Down.
Because that song came out when Chris Brown did the remix of Umbrella.
That's why I remembered it.
Okay.
I don't know if Chris Brown wrote Umbrella though.
This boy said Take You Down.
I wouldn't be surprised.
You know what?
Did Dream write it?
Now look it up.
I want to see who wrote the song.
It probably would have been.
It might have been Dream.
Take You Down by Chris Brown, bro.
In the gym.
Hell yeah.
Bro, that's my number one gym song.
Jay-Z wrote Umbrella?
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Yeah, Jay-Z be a songwriter.
Go.
And then Dream.
The Dream!
So I said The Dream, yeah.
Okay, so Jay-Z and The Dream wrote it.
The Dream was probably the main songwriter.
Definitely made the hook, for sure.
I mean, obviously Jay wrote his own lyrics, but...
I think The Dream probably wrote the verse, too, but I ain't gonna lie.
I'll give it to The Dream.
The Dream is known to be a ghostwriter.
Like a songwriter, ghostwriter.
The Dream is known for that.
He tried his own career, but that didn't work.
He just wasn't marketable.
I feel like Falsado was a hit, though.
Falsado wasn't big.
Oh, yeah.
That's actually another one.
That's another one.
And, like, Shardy is a 10.
But, like, yo, those were hits, but, like, he just wasn't a marketable nigga.
He was fat, big-ass, doll, and paws.
You know what I mean?
He fell for the same reasons as Reuben Stutter.
Like, just not marketable.
And this is before body positivity.
He might have had a chance in today's day and age.
But back then, nigga, you had to be in shape to be an R&B singer.
Reuben Stutter had a little bigger chance.
Dumbass, like, yo, you had to be in shape to be an R&B artist back then, bro.
Tyrese, Jaheim, Tank, all these niggas were in shape.
Pause.
B2K, pause.
Like, yo, you had to be in shape.
The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, that's one thing.
Shout out to, you know, the lack of body positivity back then.
You had to be in shape, bro.
I think only very few were actually able to break out a little bit.
Ruben Stutter, I still got to give it to him.
Although that's also one of my biggest inspirations.
But that proves my point though.
And Gerald Levert.
Those were the only exceptions.
Okay.
When it comes to R&B. Because you do, like The Dream for example, wrote all of Neil's hits.
Like all of them.
Yep.
But he blew up.
Neo blew up off of someone else's stuff.
So the dream should have blew up.
He's not a bad singer.
It's just that he's fat.
It's extremely common.
You can only be fat if you're a rapper.
Back then.
You can't be a fat R&B singer.
It's extremely common where a lot of singers who didn't really pan out, their bigger hits are something that they wrote for somebody else.
Yeah.
Because a lot of times they weren't marketable themselves.
Yeah.
They're like fat or ugly.
Pause.
Yeah.
So it is what it is.
Shout out to Body Shaman.
All right.
Ninjas, we're going to go ahead.
This is an honorable mention.
This is Rihanna featuring Jay-Z Umbrella.
The reason why this one makes the list is because this song is a fucking lie.
All the lyrics in this thing are a lie.
Okay?
And if you guys don't believe me, we shout our own?
Yes.
Let's do it.
And we can fast forward Jay-Z's part.
Well, actually, you know, we'll play a little bit of it.
I'll see if I remember.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Go ahead.
Hold on.
Is Rihanna in this?
2007?
She had to be maybe 20, 19 or 20.
She was what?
Maybe 18, 19 or 20.
Oh my god, how the wall has hit this woman.
She was 19.
Angie, get Angie a pair of headphones so she can hear this shit too.
And she's researching this stuff on the side.
Angie, you can do that.
Go ahead, let's keep going.
Angie, you're on Resource Duty.
Yeah.
We rock a fella.
We fly higher than weather.
And she vibes her better.
You know me.
In anticipation for pacifitation.
Stack chips with a rainy day.
J. Rain Man is back.
With Little Miss Sunshine.
Rihanna, where you at?
You have my heart.
I will never be world apart.
Here we go.
Maybe in magazines.
Shout out to Barbados.
But you still be my daughter.
Maybe cause in the dark.
You can't be sure.
Way hotter than she is now.
Nigga, pause!
Yo, Rihanna was way hotter back then than she is now, bro.
Not even fucking close.
All these dumbass niggas.
Oh, bro!
Rihanna's still hot!
Shut the fuck up!
Way better looking back then, bro, than now.
But yo, the wall takes no prisoners, my friends.
Don't forget that shit.
The wall takes no prisoners.
For all you niggas, she aged well.
Well, she looked a lot better back then.
Let's keep going.
I was actually one of the few people that hated the Rihanna short hair era.
Oh, you know what?
Every bitch and their mom cut their hair after this music video.
You're right.
You're absolutely right.
Every fucking girl cut their hair after this music video.
I agree with you.
And I've always said it, I'll say it again.
Only a small percentage of women can cut their hair short and get away with it.
And here's the thing that women don't get.
Bitch, if you don't got a hot-ass face, you better not cut your hair short because cutting your hair short accentuates your face.
That's why people like Halle Berry did well with it because she had a very aesthetic face.
So cutting your hair short accentuated it more.
But if you got a round-ass face, you're not that attractive, you got blemishes, your skin sucks or whatever, bitch, you better keep your hair long.
I actually said 0%.
Yeah, and there's a lot of guys that won't like your short hair no matter how hot your face is.
And I came up with that logic back then.
I remember Bills used to hear this all the time because it was like, yo, if a broad, if say Rihanna got her hair short, another girl would be like, hmm, I'm as hot as Rihanna.
Therefore, maybe I can pull it off too.
No, bitch.
Nice.
Nice.
Because so many women believe that they're as hot as the celebrity they look up to.
So they were like, okay, if that person can get away with cutting their hair, so can I. So I just set the standard as 0%.
Fair enough.
Straight up.
Fair enough, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, a lot of girls, you know, got zealous and cut their hair short.
Stupid as fuck.
But anyway, let's keep going.
But yeah, Rihanna is a trendsetter.
That goes to speak as to how much people actually, like, follow her, bro.
I'll say she's almost...
She's as influential on the female side when it comes to fashion as Kanye West is on the male side.
1000%.
That's what I would say.
I would say Rihanna is the Kanye West equivalent for females.
1000%.
Agree.
But yeah, anyone that says that she's hotter now is a fucking retard or probably a female.
Alright, let's keep going.
When the sun shines, we'll shine forever.
Told you I'll be here forever.
The only part of that that's true is that, yeah, when the sun shines, she will be there.
But let's keep going Stop the cow You can stand under my umbrella.
Stop the cows.
Stop the cows.
fancy things will never come in.
You're a part of my entity here for infinity.
Bro.
Cap times 1,000.
And just a fun little fact for y'all.
Remember how I said women suck at everything?
Just so you guys know...
Wait, hold on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we on the shadow room?
Okay.
Just so y'all know...
There was a competition between Tom Holland and his girl Zendaya.
Okay?
Lip-syncing contest.
Okay?
I know some of y'all on the chat already know where I'm going with this.
Alright?
And Tom Holland performed this song.
And what's her name?
Zendaya performed the Bruno Mars song.
What ensued, my friends, was probably one of the greatest asshole things I've ever witnessed in my life.
Okay?
If y'all want me to roll the clip...
And show y'all that even men are better at being women than women are being women.
I will play it after this.
But I was literally shocked at how women suck at everything.
Some of y'all on the chat already know what I'm talking about.
And if y'all don't believe me, I will fucking roll the clip, Rihanna.
You will see exactly what I mean.
That nigga bodied her.
Bad!
Okay?
He was a better Rihanna than Rihanna herself.
Alright?
What do we got here?
What's going on?
Alright, back to the clip.
We're doing reorganizing.
To catch the chat.
Okay, okay.
But we good now.
Yeah.
Rumble chat up?
No, but back to the video.
Rumble chat is up.
Okay.
Some niggas in the chat know exactly what I'm talking about.
Y'all want to...
Okay.
Fuck it!
We're here all night!
It is what it is!
The show goes on!
After we play this, we're going to roll the clip.
They're going to need a fucking wrecking ball.
And y'all niggas are about to see one of the greatest ass whoopings I've ever seen in my life.
I'm telling y'all, even men are better at being women than women are.
Y'all don't believe me, I'm going to show it to y'all after this.
But let's keep going to this cap song.
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart.
Bruh!
Come on, man!
What are you talking about here, Rihanna?
Stop the cap!
Let's keep going.
I told you I will say this,
just mute the song real quick, you keep rolling it.
The music director on this.
Who was the music director on this?
I'll give him credit for being creative here.
Different cuts and all this other stuff.
And back in the early 2000s, guys, music videos were way more creative, as y'all can see here.
Okay, here we go.
It's okay, don't be alarmed.
Come in to me.
Go ahead, you can play the music.
Play the music.
This is all cap right here.
Go ahead and let the rain pour.
I'll be all you need and more.
Bruh!
Bruh!
You'll have each other!
Man!
All right.
Pause.
Pause.
Pause it.
There we go.
All right.
Now type in Umbrella Tom Holland.
While Bill queues this up, guys, the reason why I put this song in one of the most blue-pilled songs is that I know a bunch of y'all who have probably listened to this song.
And thought, my girl's gonna stick by me.
It's raining more now than ever.
She gonna let me stand under her umbrella.
Nigga, she ain't letting you stand under her umbrella unless you got your own umbrella.
Preferably your umbrella be bigger than hers.
Okay?
The reason why I put that song on the list is because it is a lie to so many men to think that girls are gonna stick by you in tough times long term.
A lot of times they don't, bro.
It is what it is.
And once you guys understand that women are opportunistic lovers and they love you for what you provide, Bro, it's a lot easier to accept uncomfortable realities, bro.
You know, some girls might stick by your side a little bit longer than others, but in general, once you're no longer able to have an umbrella, Shane will let you stand under hers for long.
So let's go ahead and play this clip.
What you guys are about to witness is one of the greatest ass whoopings I've ever witnessed in my life.
Okay?
And if this doesn't prove that men are better at being women than women are, then I don't know what else does.
Let's go ahead and play the murder.
I mean, clip.
So this is Zendaya, okay?
She cosplays as Bruno Mars for 24K Magic, and then Tom Holland cosplays as Rihanna for Umbrella.
Let's go ahead and roll the clip.
This is incredible.
What y'all are about to see.
I couldn't fucking believe this show when I seen it.
I was like, God damn.
Niggas really are better than women at everything.
Alright!
So here comes Zendaya, right?
There's "Soy Boy Time." All right.
All right, she's dancing.
What you're trying to do?
24-year-old magic in the air.
It's just so clear.
Okay.
She got some dance moves.
Alright.
Shut up, I'm wearing Cuban lips, you're designed to mix, Englewood's finest shoes.
Don't look too hard, might hurt yourself, know the gift of color rather blue.
I can ask for the hustlers, gangsters, bad people, send your audience friends.
I cannot preach, I cannot preach, I gotta show them how I can't get it in.
First, take your shit, do your gift, spend your money like money ish.
Ooh, ooh, get too fresh, got to blame it on Jesus, hashtag best, they ain't ready for me, ooh.
Okay.
Oh, she flexing a bit.
Oh, shit!
Look at Tao.
He calm.
He's calm.
What you're trying to do?
You're trying to do it.
Do it for the carrot magic.
It ain't bad.
Plus.
It's a talk so clear.
Y'all know why time is so calm?
You guys are going to see here in a minute.
You know he's from the body of love.
Probably one of the...
Let's keep going.
It's fine.
Y'all about to see some crazy shit.
Man.
Bro.
Okay.
Alright, not bad.
Choreographed dance moves.
Now hear Tom Holland's party.
Nigga.
I'm singing in the rain.
Just singing in the rain.
What a glorious feeling.
I'm happy again.
Just singing.
Singing in the rain.
Alright, pause.
you Alright, so I'm like in my head like, man, what the fuck?
This nigga about to take an L. This is trash.
Right?
And I'm like, damn, this nigga's really about to lose his chick.
What the fuck?
And then, what you guys are about to witness is probably one of the greatest ass whoopings I've ever seen on the internet.
In history.
And it goes to show that women are literally trash at everything they do.
Men are better than women in everything, including being a woman.
Viewer discretion is advised for what you guys are about to see.
Uh-oh.
Let's roll the clip uninterrupted.
Get ready, niggas.
I was gonna come to watch this, but...
It begins!
Here we go!
Oh!
Nigga!
Here we go!
Bro!
Hey, I need a pause.
I need a pause.
Nigga, he could barely be choreographed with the girls, but watch him smoke this bitch.
I'm telling you, niggas are better at being bitches than bitches are.
It's craziness.
This soy boy's about to whoop her ass.
Continue on with the On Slot!
*Sings* Bruh!
Here I go!
*Sings* It hasn't even got crazy yet!
Are you cheering this on?
He bought a cup, nigga!
Watch!
Watch, he bought a cup!
Why'd he drop it like it was high?
Yeah!
Nigga!
Bro, that's Spiderman though?
Yeah, that's Spiderman!
Here we go!
Time to flex back.
Yo!
Oi, I thought that was lit!
What's this?
Nigga!
What the fuck?!
*Sings* What did you say?
Yo, yo, yo, and you can like, look at this shit.
And then there's a front flip.
Yo!
Look, look, look.
It was.
It's days at 10.
Let's go.
The purpose of that was to show y'all that women suck at even being women.
Fucking Tom Holland smoked that chick, man.
Men are better than women at everything.
I'm telling y'all.
That is my proof in the pudding that men are better than women at literally everything, including being women.
Fucking incredible.
Gay as fuck.
Sus as fuck.
But he beat a woman.
Bro, Andrew was literally like, that's a man right there.
Nigga, hilarious.
I'm like, yo, check me the mutual mic.
Mutual mic.
Alright, let's continue back on to the countdown.
Y'all niggas wanted it, so whatever.
I wanted to just continue on, but y'all still roll the clip, bro!
Roll the clip!
Alright, oh, we back out of the Shadow Realm?
We about to be.
Okay, we're back out of the Shadow Realm.
Yo, where'd you get that Kaiba clip?
I'd just be listening and I'd just be applying.
You triggered my trap card!
Oh no!
Yo, what's up?
And also, a bunch of the gifts that you've been seeing were provided by the Discord gang.
You feel me?
So big ups to the Discord.
Shout out to all y'all.
So shout out to the OG. Did you feel me?
In the words of my boy, Great Rain, we here now, bro!
We here now!
We here now!
So, again, the purpose of that clip, my friends, was to show y'all that men are better than women at everything.
Okay?
Hey, let's do some rumble rants.
We got a lot of them, so let's just go through them.
Okay, let's run through them real quick.
Is it Shadow Realm?
We out.
For some of them?
Well...
I didn't see any, but go to the shadow room.
You know, let's stay on YouTube.
Fuck it.
We good.
Unless it's like, you know, they talk about a certain...
Exactly.
Let me double check.
They're already going crazy in the stream labs.
They're already going crazy?
Did you saw one already?
No.
No, I'm just double checking.
Doing my nice little quick little double check.
Well, while he's checking, everyone like the video.
Yeah, like the video, ninjas.
Comment, share, subscribe.
Yo, this is amazing.
You know, you guys...
I know you guys love shows like this.
Y'all was like, waiting for him like, bro, we gotta do more of these.
We gotta do more of these.
Was that the first time y'all saw that shit with Tom Holland?
That was the first time.
That was the first time I seen that shit.
Yeah, I never seen, I never like, just right up until today.
I was like, damn, bro.
Nigga went hard as hell, bro.
Ow!
I mean, he went a little too hard.
He shouldn't have done that.
A little too hard.
Oh, you seen it?
You watched it when it came out?
She watched it?
That was years ago.
It was years ago?
Yeah.
But anyway, we got the rants ready?
Oh, you got it ready.
Okay, cool.
Fresh sits through two hours of after hours saying three sentences and wants to end it early.
Listen to your viewers at least add Chris in front more.
You made this nigga a millionaire.
He still can't talk.
WFNF. Hey, man.
Look, bro.
I know a lot of y'all have issues with Fresh, but he ain't going nowhere, man.
I mean, it is what it is.
I mean, we started this shit together.
We ended together.
Y'all can call me loyal to a fault.
Whatever.
We started this shit together.
It's called Fresh and Fucking Fit for a reason.
If y'all don't like Fresh, then it is what it is, man.
I mean, started this shit together.
We ended together.
It is what it is.
Myron, you said that you don't do business with obese people.
What did you see in Mo to make the exception?
He was motivated, my friend.
He's very motivated.
And he's still motivated.
So, that's what I saw.
I saw a hunger individual.
No pun intended.
With his naked basketball games and Usher and his BFF the herpes.
Fuck this song.
Okay?
What else do you got here?
Babyface goes, number one Red Pill song, Superman by Eminem.
Okay, fair enough.
I think it's Low Life by Future, but that's fine.
What is your opinion if Tom Cruise got with a 21 to 25 year old?
He's acting on his natural wants?
W. Kevin Terrell.
LMAO, these songs were ridiculous.
Remember the song, I Don't Wanna Know, if you're creeping, had the legendary Vita Guerrera in it too.
Oh, Vita Guerrera.
Oh yeah, she looked like shit now though.
Damn word.
Bro, the wall is undefeated, nigga, bro.
She's done now.
And the words of a good friend of mine, the wall, aka the goat.
Wait, are you sure she's in I Don't Wanna Know?
No, bro.
I think you're talking about she was in I Need a Girl Part 2.
Maybe.
I don't think she was an I don't want to know.
She could have been, bro.
She could have been.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
We got here.
Y'all old as fuck.
Thanks, 426.
1990.
Yeah.
Did Andrew just leave the bakery because she got cakes?
Let's take a man.
Bro, mute your mic.
Hugh Heisenberg.
Hotline bling.
Okay.
I know in the hotline bling.
Fellas, I can't help but wait.
By Trey Songz.
I can't even recover until this day.
I can't help but wait till you get back with him.
It don't change.
Can't help but wait till you see that with me it ain't the same.
Can't help but wait till you see you for what you really are.
Baby girl, you are a star.
I can't help but wait.
That's not for you.
That's for Trey Songz.
I know.
Long live gaming.
Since we talking Usher, Usher, I don't mind.
Oh, girl, baby, I don't mind.
If you dance on a pole, that'll make you a hole.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was horrible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
You want it.
Goes Beautiful Girls.
Sean Kingston was the biggest sim song growing up around Jamaicans.
All right?
Ooh.
Fair enough.
What else here?
I swear, did he look Somalian?
$50 for that is crazy.
$50 for that is crazy.
I mean, no, he ain't Somalian.
All right, Angie, fact check that, because he do...
Now that nigga said that, I can't unsee the Somali.
First time I ever got dumped in 2001, I cried like a bitch for two weeks to you got it bad.
Oh, man!
All right, all right, all right.
Yo, niggas...
Super Chat In, song that you cried to when you lost your chick.
I want to hear what somebody I got.
You ain't exquisite.
Okay.
Dog shit poster.
They infiltrated the media and brainwashed society into sucking...
Oh, cock at the altar of...
Oh, shit.
Oh, wait.
I got time.
He said, I got time.
Halle Berry was the only woman to ever get a pass for short hair.
Facts.
Totally American.
What else?
Was it?
Totally American.
Family?
Nothing?
Not even...
I don't care.
Angie, fact check that he's 100% American.
Alright, we need the top RP, top songs.
Yeah, we will.
Don't worry.
That will come next.
We in Shadowrum?
Alright, go back to the Jew comment.
Bro, now we were just off.
Oh, we weren't on it?
I just got off.
And then...
But we back on now.
There's a latency.
I heard the Drew comment.
No.
Okay.
They didn't hear the Drew comment?
No.
Go back to the Drew comment.
Oh my God.
I think it was like right here, right?
Nah, keep going.
Alright, they infiltrated the media and brainwashed society into sucking cock at the altar of Baal.
They subverted the West by castrating men and turning them into fags and trains.
We know what that means.
Oh, trainees.
Okay, that's what he means.
Damn!
They're creative.
They're finding new ways.
Yeah, y'all are finding new ways to talk about this.
Because I did put the three.
Of course, he put the parentheses.
Yo!
Myron, do you see this?
Let this be proof right here that y'all are way too creative, man.
How many terms have they got for that shit, bro?
Yes.
We got, bro, we got like at least, I don't know.
But, yo.
Bro, no, don't get that.
No, don't get the fucking...
Oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
As quality control specialist, I do not approve this message.
Bro, we do not approve this.
As quality control specialist, I do not approve this message.
Bro, just put it on in any way.
Just press 4, bro.
Camera 4, bro.
I'm proud.
let me see the rumble chat, nigga!
Let me see the rumble chat, nigga.
That's the funniest shit he's ever said.
Are the lights still on in here?
Bruh, I don't know, bruh.
I have to bring the nigga back out, man.
You're never getting a bank loan.
I'm getting a what?
What'd they say?
You're never getting a bank loan.
Well, probably your next bank loan.
Your next bank loan.
Hey!
Yo, next bank loan gonna be 60% interest rate, bro.
Yo!
Alright!
Hey, yo, you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
Can I tell him?
Yeah, go ahead.
Yo.
Myra really fucked my head up, bro.
I know.
How do you say?
How do I fuck it up?
What?
Yo, Myron fucked my head up.
Yo, ever since we did, you know, the 9-11.
Oh, you didn't have shot around me anyway.
Ever since Ever since we did the 9-11 episodes and I was watching Empire Unmasked and, you know, before all that, now I can't even drive across the street the same anymore, bro.
Every time I see a yarmulke or...
I'm like, oh, it's them boys!
Get down!
Hey, you fucking asshole!
Get down!
Get down!
It's them boys!
Cha-ching!
Oh, shit!
Your anti-Semitism is showing.
Yo, yo, get down!
It's them boys!
Cancel him!
Oh!
Cancel him now!
Yo, get down!
Get down!
It's them boys!
Cha-ching!
Get down!
Yo, take cover!
Take cover!
It's the boys!
Get down!
Cha-ching!
Cha-ching!
Even one time, I saw an eight-year-old boy.
He was in a scooter What did she say?
Da da Da da da da Da da da da Da da da da da Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Alright, alright, niggas Before we get canceled Yo, yo, I ain't gonna lie Yo, one time I saw I ain't gonna lie I saw a Jewish family just walk They just innocently walking down the sidewalk and stuff
And I just see a little boy in a scooter I'm like, yo, this little nigga scheming, bro He's scheming He's already trying to write out a loan with 20% interest rates.
I'm like, he out here scheming.
Yo!
Get down!
Oh!
Cha-ching!
One of the funniest movies, bro.
Borat.
Yeah, I didn't see that movie, Borat.
Yeah!
Niggas says that the Jewish people's houses, he starts losing his mind.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Yo, that nigga was so shook, bro.
He was like, oh my god, what the fuck?
And he was like, oh my god, throw money at them so they don't fucking...
Yo.
Yo.
Oh, man.
Yo.
Oh, shit.
Yo, even when he...
And here's the other thing.
Yo, shout out to Shantra Barakowin.
He's Jewish.
He had his good sense of humor, bro.
Makes fun of all races.
So...
Yo, even the chick he ended up marrying, you know, when she broke the glass, and she was like, Mazel Tov!
He was like, oh, what?
Oh, fuck.
Yo, but with that, what the hell is he?
Oh, my God.
Like the video.
We're staying in the shadow realm.
We're staying in the shadow realm.
I ain't gonna lie, so, hey, like the video, comment, share, subscribe.
I might as well do a shameless plug while Myron's getting more racist.
Most accurate.
With that said, you guys can follow me at BigMo underscore B-I-T-W. That is B-I-G-M-O underscore B-I-T-W. Hey, listen, Angie.
Like I said, in the words of my boy Great Rain, we here now, bro.
Like, fuck it.
Like, yo, this the hood, ain't it?
Like, on God.
Yo, aw, shit.
Yo, what does he do?
Where'd he go?
Oh!
Oh!
Where'd he go?
Oh!
Where is he?
Habibi!
Where's Infidel?
Habibi!
Where is he?
Huh?
Where is he?
I think he's somewhere at a bank, you know, getting some high interest loans.
Nah, fuck.
I can't go in there.
Interest is haram.
It's crazy.
He's probably getting some pork pepperoni pizza.
Nah, they can't eat pork.
Oh, shit.
Oh, they can't eat pork?
They can't eat pork.
That's the only thing we're lying, though.
He's my sworn enemy.
Where is he?
Look, he's probably out here, you know, building land over someone else's property.
You fucking asshole.
You think that's funny?
Oh, you think that's funny, you fat bastard?
I'll skin you.
Aloha, bro!
Shalom Habibi!
And y'all don't know I got a bunch of TNT. Bruh, Shalom Habibi!
Okay.
Well, you're gonna see how Habibiu it is when this place goes up!
Yo, yo!
What you gotta say now?
Wait, it wasn't y'all that did it.
Was it?
It was the Saudis.
But still!
It was the Saudis and the enemies.
But still!
You will die, you dirty American!
Bruh, you can't kill me yet, bruh!
Why is that woman's hair not covered?
What the fuck is going on?
Oh!
Haram!
Haram!
This the mosque, ain't it?
Wait, why is she here?
Why is her hair not covered?
It's too much skin.
Wait, wait.
Haram!
Listen, Habibi, Habibi, Habibi.
Listen, Habibi, Habibi, Habibi.
What?
She has opinions.
Oh, what?
What?
Opinions.
Opinions.
What?
And a driver's license.
What?
Unacceptable!
Unacceptable!
She has a driver's license?
She has a driver's license.
With opinions.
Off with her head!
Oh!
This the mosque ain't it?
This the mosque.
This the mosque ain't it?
To Allah!
This all a legend.
It was a fast one.
Oh, shit.
She was a fast one.
They said she can vote.
They put in the comments that she can vote.
Speedy Gonzales over there.
Yeah, but that's because she's Mexican, right?
What?
Mexican, bro!
What do you mean Mexican?
What?
Oh, she has a weapon now!
Bro, she's Venezuelan.
Yeah, you want to fight the sword with that?
Oh yeah, you think it's the same thing.
Yeah, well, yeah, they're all the same.
- Wait, what?
She got a weapon.
- Oh, yeah, oh, she got a weapon now, huh?
- What?
- Yeah, huh?
- She?
- Bro, wait, hold on.
A pen has a, bro, you so fucking Venezuela.
- It hurts, God damn.
- Will that protect you against TNT?
Will that protect you against TNT, woman? - TNT is crazy, bro.
- Yo, what?
- Come on, bro.
- This is Maracaibo, ain't it?
- Yeah, you like that. - All right, this might be too hot for Rumble even.
This is the most racist stream I've ever been on.
Y'all niggas are racist.
This is the most racist stream I've ever been on, that's for sure.
Y'all niggas racist.
It's literally Habibi John Wick is that fucking shit.
Habibi John Wick is a...
Habibi John Wick is kind of crazy.
Oh, man.
Yo, like the fucking video.
I swear, I get the hijab quick.
Yo, like the goddamn video while Myron gets even more racist some more.
You know...
Bro, yo, did you hit yourself with the pen?
Oh, I was fun to say.
Bro, yo, what is...
Y'all go follow Big Mo on Instagram, Big Mo underscore B-I-T-W. Bro, yo, camera too.
Bro!
Look at this.
Anyway, something about Samaritan talking shit about Mexicans, eh?
Bro, what?
Hey, what the fuck, man?
Bro, what?
What are you doing?
Why are you covering your hair?
Firestar!
Well, don't worry, but the Muslim guy is doing it!
What are you doing, Angie?
Angie, what are you doing?
That racist fucking Arab guy, man.
Unacceptable way.
Unacceptable.
I think we're doing a countdown, weren't we?
Hey, wait, we were doing a countdown?
Hey, you blackies!
Weren't we doing a countdown?
Yeah, you blackies, bro!
Blackies is crazy!
You lazy motherfuckers!
You guys never work!
You're always on welfare!
We work hard in America!
In Mexico, we work hard that we come here, and you blackies are all on welfare!
This the ranchos, ain't it?
This the ranchos!
Pendejo!
This is the ranchos, pendejo!
Huh?
Mr.
Ranchos is crazy.
We work hard!
You lazy negros.
Yeah.
You started dying when you said black.
Because she's a racist Mexican like me.
That's why.
You lazy blacks.
Okay.
You guys ready?
You gonna read the rants still?
Bro, bye.
Yo, Sinaloa out in stores.
Speaking of Mexico.
Speaking of Mexico, Sinaloa out, available everywhere.
Go to Big Mo, B-I-T-W, Sinaloa.
Sinaloa, shout out to Mexico, bro.
Hey, bro, why you wanna be Spanish so bad?
Uh-huh.
Why you wanna be Spanish so bad, bro?
Yes.
Embrace that you're black.
I am black.
Yeah, but why you trying to be us so much?
I'm Haitian.
I'm Haitian way.
Ew, Haitian.
Haitian.
Oh, you're poor country, bro.
Mexico better.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Bills, don't get them starting away.
Mexico better.
Mexico is way better way.
Way better way.
We got the best boxers.
We got the best tacos.
We got the best women.
You know?
So, yeah.
Why don't we do a countdown with some set music?
Although my favorite women being...
They do be in Venezuela.
Hey, get your own women!
Angie still got the pan, bro.
That is my...
Well, not her!
Angie still got the pan!
Not her.
Forget about her.
I don't do that.
Alright, guys.
Let's go ahead and...
That was the most racist segment we've done in a while, actually.
It felt so good.
This probably is...
I think this is the number one.
You think so?
Yeah.
He's like, yeah.
I got one more outfit that could top artists.
Oh, they're already calling for it, bro.
I already know what it is.
Someone already ranted it, bro.
Oh, Bills, you all know it.
Oh, no, I know it.
I've seen it.
He does know it.
First day on the job, Myron went ahead and put on all his costumes just to show me how racist the show gets.
Wait, did I put it on the first time?
But remember, we also went...
He also kind of saw a viral clip, too.
Remember, we saw it with The Union?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Basically, when...
They're asking for it, bro.
When Ape and Beast covered it.
Ah, okay.
Anus and Reach.
Yeah, some of the guys in our group still watch Ape and Beast.
They said Lucky Blitz.
Alright, let's go back to the countdown.
Bro, we're only at like number seven, by the way.
Bro, can we do some Rumble Rats?
Actually, no, we only did two.
Can we do some Rumble Rats?
No, we're at eight.
We're at eight?
Yeah.
We did honorable mentions and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Damn.
All right.
We're way behind, niggas.
We still got to do these rants, bro.
We got so many rants.
Let's do it.
Let's do the rants.
Are we in Shadow Realm?
Yeah, we've been in Shadow Realm.
Stay there.
Okay.
Who remembers the Zoom In, Zoom Out, Cholas Dreamy Glamour Shots?
I don't.
Bender the Offender.
If you ever do a Top 10 Red Pill song, you've got to include Rich Man North of Richmond by Oliver Anthony.
Alright.
Okay.
The Alpha Widow.
W. Angie.
Good job, Myron.
The Goat.
Okay.
Myron, what is your opinion of Michael Jackson on all his accusations and him as a person?
Fantastic musician.
Me and Angie are both big fans of Michael Jackson.
He's going to go down in history as one of the best.
And I don't think he touched those kids, man.
I really don't think so.
He didn't.
It was his cap anyway.
Niggas be hating, bro.
Backstreet Boys, more like backdoor boys.
True.
Probably were gay.
Jimmy Spoke goes the...
What is Apple?
The juice?
Oh my god!
These niggas are on some different shit!
10 out of 10 creativity, everyone in the chat.
I'll give it to y'all.
I was right on time too, bro!
I was right on time with the Shadow Row.
Y'all niggas, man, all I gotta say...
You Rumble niggas are some of the most creative motherfuckers ever!
That is creativity.
We literally were like, alright man, we gotta find ways to keep banned words out, right, in case that like the Rumble chat actually gets on YouTube.
That niggas put like nigar, spelled with like two N-I-G-G-A-R, which is hilarious, and the output just literally came out with the juice instead of juice.
The juice emoji is crazy.
They didn't even say juice.
They put the emoji, bro.
I don't even know how to...
Y'all are the most creative motherfuckers ever, bro.
Y'all find a way to be racist.
It's fantastic.
I love it.
Seriously.
If we weren't in YouTube like fucking death row, I'd be having a field day.
But bro, it's like, yo, we gotta abide by the rules for now, man.
But yo, y'all are fucking...
How did they even find that juice emoji?
Bro, so creative.
It's always been in the iPhone emoji.
It's just...
You know?
Yo!
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm gonna have to give that guy some fucking credit.
I'm like, is that an apple juice?
Wow!
I kind of want to give him a Don DeMarco.
I feel like he gets a Don DeMarco.
Yeah, you get a Don DeMarco for creativity, sir.
That was fucking ridiculous.
Man!
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
I looked at all the bad words, and y'all are fucking funny.
You guys are like, yo, niggas thought of this?
I still think Nigar is the funniest one.
There's a couple funnier ones.
N-I-G-G-A-R. Niggas spelled it Nigar.
And then some of y'all did it with N, like Nigar with like two E's or like three E's or a bunch of threes.
And some of them, they spaced out each word.
Each letter, they spaced out each letter.
Bro, they threw in the parentheses in the last one.
You seen the one with the parentheses?
That one really threw me for a loop, bro.
Yo!
What the fuck, man?
Y'all really being creative in the chat?
Again, look at the chat, bro.
The shit we laugh at is really mature.
If you look at the chat right now, they're literally commenting every creative way to say, yeah, wow, that's crazy.
The cues are crazy.
Oh, Negro.
The kills are crazy.
He said Nick Gers.
Like it's a name.
Like Nick and Gers, the last name is sick.
Yo!
Y'all, I just want to say thank you for all of this.
Bro, Myron, you see what I was trying to tell you?
Yo, I've been fighting to get the rumble chat on YouTube for the longest and Mo keeps telling me, nah, bro, we can't do it.
And I was like, nigga, why?
He was like, bro, he literally, verbatim, they keep coming up with creative ways to be racist.
And I was like, what?
He was like, bro, you don't believe me?
I was like, nigga, what are you talking about?
It's been three weeks.
Literally three weeks.
He was like, bro, come look.
And he shows me.
And I literally see like a fucking punch of words.
Yo!
Literally like a hundred words of just every single fucking racist term spelled in different ways, with different letters, with different fucking spacing, parentheses, emojis.
Bro!
Y'all are fucking awesome!
Don't the fucking y'all!
Don't the fucking y' Martin is a rumble-ass nigga, bro.
We got all night, niggas.
Angie, give me another energy drink.
The show goes on, niggas.
Bro.
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball!
Yo, literally, for like three weeks, you niggas keep coming up with racist terms.
It's fucking fantastic.
No, woman, I need an energy drink.
She gave me a fucking sleep aid.
Yo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Down to Marco!
Yeah!
I'm about to go!
Down to Marco!
I'm about to fucking get...
I'm about to get my husband back in this bitch!
You better get me a fucking energy trick, woman.
No, man.
You better get me an energy trick.
I got my helmet back here.
Angie turned on the tape on that, boy.
Don't be mad for that.
Angie, don't be mad for that.
You need fucking this shit.
Yeah, yo, yo.
That was kind of funny though It's funny because I have trouble sleeping So Yeah But get me an energy drink woman before I get Muhammad back out here.
I'll chase you with the fucking katana again.
Yo!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
And she got the fucking job behind you.
If y'all knew how hard it was for me to sleep, it would be funnier.
But yeah, it's hard for me to sleep.
But uh...
We don't have any more...
Sleep aid is crazy.
I just wanna say, why you have that in the fridge, bro?
Oh my god.
Alright, uh...
All right, it's not that funny.
Nah, I don't think.
Nah, Angie, you get another Don DeMarco.
Don DeMarco.
That was good.
Alright, I have a hard time to sleep.
That's why these niggas are dying so bad.
I have a hard time sleeping.
Thank you.
Give me the drink, woman.
Alright.
That was funny.
That was kind of funny.
By the way, going back to you racist motherfuckers.
So, for three weeks, right?
I'm telling Moe.
Most dying over here I Swear to God I lost the ride Niggas made me spill my energy drink Oh my god, I can't
Because it took me a minute to process that shit.
That's why.
Because I'm like, why would she mess up on giving him a fucking sleeper?
I'm like, she never messes up, bro.
So I'm like, yo.
I'm like, oh shit, that's a point?
If only y'all knew how much Myron does not sleep.
Oh, bro.
Y'all niggas don't...
You will be dying.
Yo!
Oh, my God.
Yo!
Angie, www, www, www, www.
Fuck, bro.
Yo, we're up till 1 p.m.
today for sure.
Alright, uh...
We're never going to get through the countdown, niggas!
Everyone please put W. Angie in the chat.
Let's get back to Cal.
Oh, oh, shit, Chad.
We got to do these things.
Have you seen the movie with Justin Turbo Lake called In Time?
No, I haven't.
Oh, you need to watch it!
Alright, what else we got here?
Rai goes, do you guys have any complaints from the neighbors, from the loud girls and shit?
No, surprisingly.
Most people that complain don't even live in a fucking building, bro.
Because I got this place paneled up, so you can't hear shit from outside.
Let's see here.
Andre goes, what happened with y'all and Zerka?
I saw he said some shit and kept apologizing on the stream.
Hope y'all still in good terms should have him on again.
No issues with Zerka, man.
Shout out to Zerka.
Every T-Pain song.
Don't worry.
Stay tuned.
Not every.
He got some RP songs too, though.
What do you think on the new Disney movies coming out?
Teaching kids the incorrect mindset.
Yeah, bro.
Bunch of bullshit.
It's Disney, bro.
It's Disney.
What do you expect?
FNF Network only is not a bad idea and will push the show further because the copycats are growing too, so FNF Network may be the hypertrophy needed.
Eh.
We'll see.
Y'all really pushing for that.
Anya goes, Hi, Mario.
Can you say hi to my boyfriend for me?
His name is RJ. What's up, RJ? Shout out to you.
El Marino goes, just got to the gym after driving 573 miles in my semi-truck.
Doing better in the gym, finances, and with women.
Thanks for all the motivation and knowledge.
WFNF, when is the next call-in show?
Probably this Friday, actually.
The boy, Timmy Turner.
Meyer, please cover the Jordan Belfort case on FedReacts.
Potentially.
I'm still dying, bro.
Yeah, I know.
Brian Adams, everything I do, I will die for you.
Oh, okay.
You know that song, Big Mom?
Brian Adams, everything I do.
Nah, I don't know that one.
Sounds familiar, though.
I never heard that name, Brian Adams.
Hi, man.
I'm 20 years old.
I live in San Diego.
My net worth is $60,000.
I have $30,000 in cash and $22,500 in stocks.
I know to buy my first home next year, inshallah.
Hey, bro, keep saving and you'll be fine.
Right?
Where's Fresh at?
Kissin' Dudes.
Or Kissin' Dudes.
Yeah.
Anything else?
That's it for right now.
We have a lot, but we could take a break.
Okay.
But I just wanted to give these guys their flowers on their racism because...
Real talk.
For three weeks, Mo has been monitoring the Rumble Chat, banning all your guys' racist terms, and y'all still keep coming up racist terms, which is hilarious.
Because like I said before, I want to be able to show the Rumble Chat on YouTube.
That ain't happening, bro.
Yeah, I guess not.
Y'all keep being creative.
And I kept telling Myron, I'm like, bro, it ain't happening.
And I'm looking at Bills, I'm like, Bills, it ain't happening.
And then he's looking at me like, Mo, that ain't happening.
And I'm like, Myron, that ain't happening.
He was like, yo, can you get it done by maybe next week?
I said, Myron...
Look.
Over a hundred?
We gotta be at a hundred.
A hundred?
Bro, y'all have a hundred plus ways of saying racist shit.
It's fucking fantastic.
Bro, the word, I think half of it is just about Jews alone, bro.
Half of it.
I have literally probably about a good 50 variations of just Jews.
That's it.
Bumble clock.
Man.
This is entertaining.
This is great.
I got more rants coming right now.
Let's go back to the list.
But all jokes aside, y'all know, man.
We literally make fun of all races.
It just so happens that some people are more sensitive than others.
Alright, let's go to number...
Number eight.
Eight on the list, Mo.
Take it away.
Myron wasn't aware of this one, but this, I say, is probably one of the biggest goddamn caps.
And one of the...
This was actually like a male giving every other man the straight up dog shit advice, bro.
Like, straight dog shit advice.
I love this song, man.
I ain't gonna lie, no count.
But, um...
Man, this song was actually kind of like his...
He had a very few other hits, but...
But this was like his biggest one.
And the biggest, like, yo, yo, yo, they straight up lying, bros.
This is from Jaheem.
What's the title?
Some people already know.
Put That Woman First.
Put That Woman First.
Al title already.
Let's get into it.
It's actually just as bad as you think it would be.
We in the shadow of Mike?
Yeah.
Thank God.
Hold on.
Oh, I've seen this video before.
Nicky got the do-rag on.
And he's got the cape.
Does he have the cape?
I think he got the cape, if I'm not mistaken.
For his early 2000s, he must have got the cape.
Oh yeah, it is.
Oh man, yeah.
Yo, throw them.
Can we put the captions in?
You know what?
Let's see if the captions are in this one.
Nope.
Damn.
They don't want y'all to know the synth lyrics, I guess.
Let's keep going.
I forgot to be a lover.
If it wasn't for the number five, double up, overtime, then.
I could remember.
If it wasn't for the Sunday or Star Weekend game, yeah.
I could remember.
And if it wasn't for the don't, the 50 G's a show, yeah, you know that.
I could remember.
But silly me, silly me, oh.
Tell me how could I ever forget to be your lover.
I'll leave your lies that you need love to.
Spend my life making up to you.
Oh, oh, I forgot to be a lover.
This shit is some shit.
I'm bringing up older.
And the fights keep getting worse.
Finding numbers in her purse Finding numbers in her purse And you notice she ain't wearing her ring And she starts playing little games Coming in late for me You better put that one on first If it wasn't for the makeup on my shirt Still out there chasing skirts And I couldn't remember And if they got the one on my mind That's still back in the day That's still my dream curve
If it wasn't for parole Still ducking my peon My exact favorite one Yes you are Pause I guess it's nigger time Issue the warrant, a.k.a.
Bro.
What?
I was just about to take us off the shadow room.
Oh.
My bad.
Yo, we've been in the shadow room for a while.
Bro.
Niggas on YouTube are definitely pissed off.
Alright, let's go back.
It's only like 115 on YouTube.
Only 115 on YouTube?
Yeah.
Yeah, niggas got tired of that shit.
All right, that's what I love to see.
Oh, shit, she caught his ass chin. she caught his ass chin.
Bites keep getting worse.
Who's that bitch?
Your hair's too short though.
Your hair's too short to be a side chick though.
I'm telling you, brother.
You better look back for my friend.
So many times.
Acting like it wasn't really nothing.
So many ways.
Just to myself.
Oh, shit.
Cha-chan, nigga.
All that asked me.
There's so many words.
I need you to stay.
Always came first.
And though sometimes felt like second.
Oh, call me.
Oh, you took your ring off, you took your ring off, cop.
What the?
Stop.
Pause.
Hold on, bro.
Wait.
He just caught her cheating.
Put the ring back on her hand, bro.
Can we?
Please.
I got you, bro.
Remember, in this video, he's portraying it as it's his fault anyway.
He's like, you know what?
I'm wrong because you cheated.
Yeah.
Keep going.
Yo, this is a L, bro.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, that chick cheated on him and the nigga took her back?
Bruh.
The music video is a big L. You see why I put it?
Yeah, okay.
Good pick, Moe.
That was Moe pick.
It was one of those moments where it's teaching men that, you know, begging for a girl, like, baby, please, baby, please.
Yeah, even though I caught you another nigga.
Baby, please, please.
All right, let's go to the next one.
Number seven, guys.
Usher featuring Alicia Keys.
Yep.
My Boo.
Oh, man.
This was actually from the Confessions album, which was a lot of people's favorite Usher albums.
Mine was actually My Way.
And the reason why, guys, this is such a big simp song is because this song basically tells you That a girl is your boo regardless of her behavior.
Okay?
Which is unacceptable.
And regardless of the wall.
Yeah, and regardless of the wall.
And matter of fact, a lot of girls run back to men when they're at their bottom because of this song.
And a lot of guys stupidly take them back.
Let's go ahead and run it.
Showed up.
Shout out.
What'd he do?
Oh boy.
What y'all know about a supermodel?
This is just like the intro to the music video.
Back in the early 2000s, they would do this.
They would put two songs in one music video.
Yeah.
This is the 2000 things, guys.
Early 2000s, they love to do shit.
They need to do this more.
Guys, remember guys, we used to play music.
Guys.
These music videos used to cost them a million dollars plus.
So this is how they would get two songs out there for the price of one almost.
And it was another way to promote the album.
You know, especially when the album had a lot of songs.
Like Confessions had a ton of songs.
It was hard to make a lot of music video to all of them.
Yep.
So they would...
Oh, here we go.
Oh, the captions are on this one.
Alright.
You'll never see it coming, coming.
How is Alicia Keys in this song?
How?
Actually, Angie, Angie, yeah, find out how old she was.
I don't know about y'all, but I know about us.
And it's the only way we know how to rock.
I don't know about y'all, but I know about us.
And it's the only way we know how to rock.
And it's the only way we know how to rock.
I don't even remember, girl, I was the one who This song has kept...
She was 23?
23.
Okay.
Damn!
I will say this that I give Alicia Keys credit for.
She never over-sexualized herself like other artists, other female artists.
Her biggest selling point was her piano skills.
Yeah.
And she marketed that heavier.
She marketed her piano skills the most and her singing abilities.
Yeah, this is the most I've ever seen her showing skin, actually, right now.
With this gay nightgown.
Man, I had a big-ass crush on Alicia Keys.
Yeah, I don't like black girls, but she was hot.
I was 14 years old.
I was like, man, I want to get a pregnant.
Yeah, she was pretty hot.
I ain't gonna lie.
Wait, was it my mic?
Now Swizz B's bald-ass with her, right?
Did he get her a peak?
If you know the whole story...
Nah, right?
Nah.
He didn't, yeah.
Nah, it's L. I think Usher probably got it before him, nigga.
You think Usher hit?
Nah.
You don't think so?
Nigga.
I think Usher hit.
Usher hit, bro.
That is his type, but I think.
I think Usher hit, bro.
I think Usher hit, bro.
Well, the thing is, he had a thing for much older chicks.
That was Cap.
I don't believe that.
Yeah, I know he was with ugly-ass Chili.
Hey, I like Chili, nigga!
Bro, he just said that shit because it was selling more records.
But he was fucking younger, bitches, man.
Usher had a crush on Chili when he was 14, she was 21.
Yeah, that was like a conquest for him.
And remember his other ex-wife, she was also much older than him.
Yeah, but it was a conquest for him, bro.
He married the older Chili.
Yeah, that was stupid.
Oh, here we go.
This is the...
This is...
Pause.
This is what every simp plays...
When they, like, think about the girl that cheated on them and all the other bullshit she did, he's like, oh my god, you know what now, man?
I could meet her in Times Square and hug her and kiss her like Usher did.
Alicia, it doesn't matter what she does in her past.
I am here for you, baby!
Like, bro, more capes have been put on to this song than almost any other song I could think of.
Under the premise of, she's my boo.
Oh my god, we had our first kiss together.
Blah, blah, blah.
Bro, man, this song has definitely simplified a bunch of men.
I think the Swiss Beats was ten years later.
Damn, nigga got her a 33?
Yeah, it had to have been somewhere at least 30s.
Wasn't Alicia Keys cheating in her marriage for Swiss Beats, right?
Yes.
That was also how he got her.
Who was she with?
A no-namer.
A no-namer, right?
Yeah.
Man, I'm trying to tell y'all niggas, man.
Bro, like, come on, man.
Hypergamy never fails, bro.
Like, she's a chart-topping artist.
You think she got fucked with some regular nigga?
Nope.
That was probably listening to this dumbass off my pool.
She...
She just happened to feel that vibe with one of the top producers in the industry.
Just so happened.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I'll tell y'all right now, man.
Swiss Beats ain't the best looking guy.
Pause.
You know?
So, anyway.
I mean, what?
Swiss Beats?
Yeah, he was a producer.
He was for DMX and Rough Riders.
At the time.
He's a top 10 all the time, honestly.
But when he got her, he was falling off, though.
He wasn't a top producer when he got her.
Yeah, but the thing is, he don't need to.
The amount of royalties he has, his stuff is too timeless.
Bro, he has like 100 billion streams in total or some shit like that.
Really?
He's a top 10 producer of all time.
He's a top 10 producer of all time.
For sure.
Yeah.
No questions.
No debate.
He's on every big album.
That's how strong Hypergamy is.
Damn.
I don't think it would be a top 10 of all time.
If you think of every good album, he has a beat on one of them.
On every album that you think of, he probably got one good beat on him, for real.
Prior to Rough Riders?
Even after.
Rough Riders was the beginning.
That was the beginning, beginning.
That's what he's known for.
No.
Rough Riders.
He's on.
one step compared to...
His biggest hits come from DMX, though.
No.
Kanye West, probably.
Which one?
Oh, yeah.
Bro, he's done so many records.
What records have you done for Kanye West?
Kanye West produces his own shit a lot of the times.
Man, Lil Wayne's.
Like, there's just so many, bro.
He's a GOAT.
He's a deserved GOAT.
What was that other one?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He has some hits.
Remember when we was talking about Lil Wayne?
Yeah, that's a Swiss beat.
That ain't even that hard of a record, though.
That was during Lil Wayne's height, too.
And that's still a lesser one.
That's still a lesson.
Yeah, we're not even talking.
Every huge...
I think his best beat was Get On The Floor with DMX. Oh my god.
I still think that's his best beat of all time.
Man, Lean Back.
Oh, he did Lean Back?
Yeah.
His discography is so crazy, honestly, you really just have to sit there and...
Yeah, he's probably making a bunch of money just off Lean Back alone.
They still play that sorry-ass song to this day.
You don't even know the half then, bro.
There's at least maybe, what?
20 songs that he's still making a shit ton of money alone.
At least 20.
I think his best beat was Get On The Floor, DMX. I still think that's the best one.
But Lean Back, yeah, that's probably his most popular.
Although my personal favorite was actually Down Bottom.
He produced Rough Rider Anthem too, didn't he?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's a classic.
But it was on that same album, Down Bottom with Dragon featuring Juvenile.
Do y'all niggas bust your guns?
Hell yeah, we bust our guns.
Do y'all fuck them till they come?
Hell yeah, let them come.
It's on the North, hey, South, hey, he's, hey, West, hey, was riders gonna show y'all niggas to ride?
Juvenile trash though, nigga.
I love Juvenile!
What do you mean?
Man, I was a huge Hot Boys fan.
Hey, yes, I was listening to rap music.
I was in North Miami.
This the hood, ain't it?
Yeah, I know, I know.
Southern rap was like, yeah.
A lot of people in the chat, they'd be surprised.
Like, wait, I'm listening to rap music?
Yes, bro.
I'm from North Miami.
This the hood, ain't it?
Hey, I pulled up some of his stats just so we can look and just see.
All right.
Look at this, bro.
We'll start off with the Rough Riders anthem, of course.
That's one of his most famous ones.
My nigga, of course.
Look at the platinum recognitions, too.
Don't forget.
Oh, yeah, he did do I'm a Hustler.
I'm a Hustler Cassidy, bro.
Come on.
That's not even...
Check on it.
Beyonce's Chim Thug.
This is a BPI, Silver, Gold, Platinum, Platinum, Touch It, Busta Rhymes.
Oh, man.
Get Me Body.
It doesn't even...
Look, I could have scrolled for days, bro.
It goes for...
Shout out Swiss Beats.
We're going to give it to you.
Shout out Swiss Beats.
What's his most recent hit, though?
Most recent hit?
That's a good question, honestly.
Let's see.
The list stops at 2018, but we know he got 2022, 23 for sure.
So I don't even...
This list isn't even updated, honestly.
Let me see one of the...
Man.
The Jens ears are like, who the fuck is this nigga, probably.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
The Jens ears are like, who the fuck is this guy?
I Can Transform You, Chris Brown, featuring Lil Wayne and Swizz Beats.
Man, that was from that comeback album Chris Brown had after that Rihanna incident, too.
Ah, yeah.
Graffiti.
Graffiti, that was the album.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah, Get On The Floor by DMX. That was my favorite one that he did.
Yeah, he got some hits for sure, for sure.
That's one of my favorite DMX songs.
They're not putting all of the...
There's more.
They're not putting all of it.
There's a lot more.
He's done like co-productions and small productions as well.
And co-songwriting too.
And co-songwriting.
They're not even including...
I don't even see the Kanye West joints in here, so I know.
All right, well, it makes sense why Alicia picked him.
Oh, for sure.
But she cheated on him.
I mean, she cheated on her man.
I didn't know that.
But anyway, yeah, that song definitely started up like a whole era of dudes, you know, accepting girls for doing stupid shit.
Bro, you see the rumble chat?
They said Jewish charts?
Swiss beats as Muslims?
Yeah.
Topping the Jewish shirts?
I think he converted later on.
Habibi!
Alright, who's up next?
Number seven.
Number six?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Okay.
So we're up to number six.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, man!
Oh, man.
Now we're starting to get into the real sim shit now.
Oh, man.
This is pretty bad.
This is actually...
He's actually one of my...
Well, actually, take off the rumble chat.
Oh, got you.
We're out of the Shadow Realm?
About to be.
Alright, we're gonna get out of the Shadow Realm.
This was actually one of my favorite artists of all time.
He's one of my biggest inspirations.
He actually watches the show.
I kind of break in a little fourth wall.
I might have crossed a little boundary here.
Does he really watch the shit?
Hold on, hold on.
It's alright.
You got it off?
Yeah, I got you.
He's actually one of my favorite...
Yeah, there it is.
And we should be back.
Alright.
Yeah, he's actually one of my favorite artists of all time.
I'm a huge fan.
I know he watches the show.
Shoutouts to you.
And he's one of my biggest inspirations.
But that's a Sim song, nigga!
That's a Sim song.
T-Pain.
I'm in love with the strip.
Oh, shit.
Don't worry, don't worry.
Okay.
Are we, uh, we're in the shadow room.
Okay, we're in the shadow room?
Okay.
Um, yeah.
I guess, yo, he watches the shit?
Yeah.
I hope he watches it.
I wish he watched it.
Well, we were kids when this shit came out, but.
He really is just like writing for the art, because some of the songs from that same album are pretty red pill.
I'll tell you this, he dominated 2005 to like 2009?
10?
10, 11.
When did the Death of Autitude come out?
By Jay-Z. Like 2010, 2011?
Which one?
2010, 2011.
Which album was that?
Bills, you know that album.
The Blueprint 3?
11.
11?
2009.
2009.
That's the auto tune.
Yeah, it gotta be early in the 2009.
Because that was when J. Cole...
What album did it come out?
What album was it from Angie?
Once Upon a Time in 2009.
Once Upon a Time from 2009.
Jay-Z. Oh, it wasn't...
It wasn't Blueprint?
I know it was the album that had like the weird color.
Like it was a white album with like instruments.
That's Blueprint 3.
Is that Blueprint 3?
Bills?
The chat's saying Blueprint 3.
I'm thinking Blueprint 3.
Yeah.
I could be mistaken.
Angie, double check what album it's from.
It's called...
Death of Autotune.
Once Upon a Time in 2009.
Once Upon a Time is where it's from.
Didn't he...
He did do a random album, like around that time, and I... Everyone in the chat is saying Blue Pit 3, but we'll figure it out.
I remember he did like...
EOA? Yeah, EOA. Yeah, Death of Autotune, yeah.
EOA. Okay, it's from Once Upon a Time.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I mean, Jay-Z released a...
Bro, this nigga should have retired in like 04 with a black album.
Just kept coming out with music anyway.
I do agree with that too.
Like the black album was supposed to be the last one and nigga made like 10 albums after that.
Like, come on, man.
I still bought that CD. The album was really black.
I remember the actual CD was black.
Yeah, I had it too.
I had it too.
I absolutely had it too.
What was your favorite song on that?
A lot.
Jeez, you throw me back.
I gotta remember the tracklist.
I don't even remember the tracklist, bro.
I'm not even gonna lie to you.
If you gave me the tracklist, I'll remember it.
The Black Album.
The Black Album by Jay-Z. The Black Album by Jay-Z. It was one of the first three songs, though.
I remember one.
Well, I'll tell you what song sucked the most.
Change Clothes.
That shit was trash.
Change Clothes.
Hey, hey.
Shout out Pharrell.
Shout out Pharrell.
That shit was hot and garbage, bro.
Shout out Pharrell.
That's...
Dirt Off Your Shoulders.
Dirt Off Your Shoulders.
That was corny.
Classic.
That was corny as fuck.
It's a classic though.
It's a classic, but that song was corny.
Dirt Off Your Shoulders.
I remember he made those hats popular.
Yeah.
The Scully hats with the cap on.
Everybody start wearing them shits after he...
Dirt Off Your Shoulders.
That's a fucking...
Really, Myron?
It's a corny ass song, bro.
Because the rest of the album...
It doesn't do the rest of the album serious.
Go ahead, Angie.
Go through the track list.
What was number one?
Change Clothes is number one.
Change Clothes is number one.
Alright, number two?
And Chord.
Okay, Encore wasn't bad.
That is my favorite.
1,000%.
Kanye's on the hook and I didn't even know.
Moment of Clarity is one of my favorites.
That's number four.
What was number three?
Allure.
Allure.
That wasn't that great.
Moment of Clarity is one of my favorites.
Moment of Clarity is hard.
That's number four.
Number five is Public Service Announcement.
Hard.
Yeah, not bad.
Public Service Announcement, yeah.
My name is Ho.
What else?
I like that one.
Threat.
It's number seven.
Threat?
Threat, I think, was him talking shit about people.
Oh, wait.
Sorry.
I skipped some.
99 problems.
Oh, my God.
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
Hit me.
If you have a girl problems, I'm a val for you, son.
I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one.
Okay.
What else?
I like that one.
One more, can I say?
That wasn't bad.
What more can I say was good?
What else?
Lucifer is number...
I love that record.
Lucifer was good too.
I'm gonna take you down the earth.
Yeah.
What else?
That's number nine.
Who made that beat?
Was it Justify My Tug?
Was that?
Justify My what?
My Tug.
That one was okay, but it had a gay hook, I remember.
Number 11 is Dirt Off Your Shoulder.
December 4th is number 12.
December 4th was good.
That's a classic.
Number 13 is My First Song.
Actually, that's the best song on the album.
That was the best song on the album.
That one at Moment of Clarity and then what else?
And the last one is Interlude.
My first song is the best song on the album, in my opinion.
And then Moment of Clarity was really good too.
It was Kanye.
I remember he did that sample.
Was it not Just Blaze 2 though?
No, Just Blaze did half the album.
Shout out to Just Blaze.
I love you as a producer, but you stole Kanye's sound.
We know it.
We don't gotta say it.
All these songs were four minutes long.
Almost five minutes long.
All the songs were four minutes long?
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Jay would do that.
It was always like three verses.
Hook, three verse.
Hook, verse.
Yeah.
Does that make sense?
Versus rappers nowadays, their songs are like two, three minutes at most.
At fucking most.
What were you, Martin?
13 when he came out?
I was 14 when the Black album came out.
I'll never forget.
It came out in 2004.
Yeah, I was probably like 9, 10 or something like that.
That song came out in 2004.
I was 14 years old.
I was a freshman in high school.
The album came out in 2003.
What month in 2004?
November.
2003.
November.
We were 13.
Okay, I got it in 2004 then.
I got it because it was at the end of 2003.
So I got it like in...
November 14th.
Huh?
November 14th.
November 14th.
Yeah.
Okay, that makes sense.
Alright.
I'm in love with a stripper.
Let's do it.
Fucking number six.
Biggest simp song One of my favorite songs from Jay-Z is Big Pimpin' I think that's one of the most red pill songs ever.
My favorite verse from that song.
Fuck.
It goes...
Okay.
In a cut where I keep them, where I need to beat it up, beep beep, then I'm picking them up, letting them play with the dick in the truck.
A lot of chicks want to divorce Jigga, split his bucks.
Wait, divorce, married Jigga, divorce him, split his bucks.
Just because you give good head, I'm going to break bread so you can be living it up.
Shit, parts with nothing, y'all be fronting me, give my heart to a woman.
Not for nothing, never happen, I'll be forever macking.
One of the greatest fucking bars ever.
Yeah.
But yeah, literally, yeah, exactly.
Who produced that one?
Kanye.
Kanye.
No.
Kanye West produced Big Pippin?
Kanye produced a shit ton of early...
What?
Do people not know this?
Like, yo, look it up.
Kanye produced a shit ton of early...
Yeah, Angie?
No, no, no, wait.
Big Pimpin', look it up.
Damn, if...
Goddamn.
Listen, I just want to say Kanye is the reason why...
Yeah, just because you got good head, I'm a...
Yeah.
Shut up.
Parts with nothing, y'all be frying me, giving my heart to a woman.
Who?
You guys can't who's who.
Oh.
For what?
Timbaland.
It's Timbaland!
Timbaland!
I know Kanye was on that album.
My bad, I stand incorrect.
Yeah, Kanye, he did have a lot of hand on that album though.
Wait, wait, wait.
That wasn't even the blueprint though.
No, that was like the very first.
Like volume two or some shit.
Big Pimpin'.
That was old.
That wasn't even a blueprint.
Was Kanye on the blueprint?
You'll be surprised how back Kanye goes with Jay-Z. 90s?
He's on that album.
He's on that album, for sure.
1000%.
He's on that album, for sure.
And he did most of the beats.
He was a ghost producer.
He's known to be a ghost producer for Jay-Z. He didn't get his credit.
By the...
Yes.
Yeah.
I'll tell you right now.
See how many productions Kanye did.
The production is by Sweet Beats, Timbaland, Kid Rock, DJ Klu, Rock Wilder, DJ Premier, and Yves Gotti.
No Kanye West?
No Kanye West?
I think Kanye came later, bro.
He was early on though.
Is H to the Izzo on that album?
Who?
H to the Izzo.
No.
That might be Blueprint.
That's Blueprint.
That's Blueprint.
Blueprint albums.
Yeah.
Because Blueprint came out 01.
Kanye came out like 02, 03.
Yeah.
So it'll make more sense.
But by the time College Dropout came out, Kanye already had a ton.
This guy made a song with Jimi Hendrix, man.
Yeah, by the time College Dropout came out...
Look who produced H to the Izzo, Angie.
Who?
H to the Izzo.
Look who produced that one.
That's 100% Kanye.
That's 100% Kanye?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Who produced it?
Yeah, who produced H to the Izzo.
Okay, let's go back to...
Yeah, Kanye West.
It was Kanye West.
Cool.
All right.
So Kanye came in for the Blueprint.
Yeah, let's...
Which you can make the argument that Blueprint is Jay-Z's best album, which...
Bills, do you think he probably came in before that?
Honestly, if I'm not mistaken, he did come in Blueprint Era, for sure, because Heart of the City was the first beat I remember that he...
I gotta remember when Heart of the City was released, but that was like the first...
That was like his first big placement, so I don't even remember what year that was.
Probably like 2002, 2001.
Did he produce TakeOver 2?
I cannot recall that, honestly.
Angie, I just gotta check.
Who produced the TakeOver, Angie?
Jay-Z did TakeOver.
Who produced it?
That one I'm interested for.
Who produced this song?
The Takeover by Jay-Z. Who produced it?
That was this song to Nas and Mobb Deep and a bunch of other people.
Yeah.
I mean, you can make the argument that The Blueprint was Jay-Z's best album.
I don't think so, but...
Kanye.
He did take The Takeover?
Yeah.
There you go, my friend.
There you go.
I knew he produced The Takeover.
I was like, in my head, I was like, I think...
Kanye produced this shit.
Kanye did a lot of hits for Jay-Z, but he didn't get no credit.
He was known for being the Beatles producer.
Yeah, he was the main producer for the Blue Period.
Yes, he's awesome.
There you go.
Damn.
Yeah, Bills, he was right.
But yeah, I mean, the reason why I thought he did the takeover, because when Kanye rapped earlier, like, ROC, we running this rap shit, da-da-da, like, smelling shit out, like, that is kind of Kanye in his early stage, you know?
With that kind of cadence and shit like that.
Absolutely.
Because Kanye was also, he's an engineer as well.
Yes.
He's done engineering.
So he's...
Before his blow-up...
Kanye could do it all.
Yeah, he could do it all.
He wrote songs.
He wrote a lot of songs for a lot of fucking shitty-ass rappers.
Yeah.
Y'all know Diddy don't write none of his shit, right?
Absolutely.
Who wrote most...
Was it Loon that wrote all Diddy's shit?
I think so.
I believe Loon was the one that was known for being the writer for Diddy's raps.
Loon and who else?
Or Mace.
Is it Mace too?
Mace also wrote a lot of his shit.
Yup.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know that.
Diddy don't write, like, none of his shit.
You know, that's why I've always, like, there's certain rappers, like, if I know that they don't write their own shit, I don't...
That's another reason why I don't have a lot of respect for Drake like that.
Y'all be sucking Drake dry?
Like, I... Yo!
That's one thing I don't like about...
Bro, because people be trying to put him up there with, like, Eminem and shit.
I'm like, he'll never be on the same level as Eminem because he doesn't write all his own shit.
He is one of my favorite artists, though.
That's cool, but I don't...
I... I think when it's all said and done, Drake will go on the top 10.
Even though I don't like him, I will tell you that he will be in the top 10, but he will never be top 5.
And you can make the argument he doesn't deserve to be top 10 because he doesn't write his own lyrics.
And I think as an MC, that's one of the things that literally sets you apart, is you write your fucking lyrics, bro.
You know what I mean?
You look at guys like Tupac that took the craft seriously, nigga still has songs coming out and he's been dead for 20 plus years.
That is a writer.
You look at people like Jay-Z. Doesn't even write.
Jay-Z is probably the best songwriter.
Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, to me are the best songwriters.
And they both don't write.
They freestyle it.
Literally, they don't write.
Wayne used to write, and then he found out Jay-Z doesn't write, and then he started not writing.
Correct.
So, you know what I mean?
So, like, you know what I mean?
You know, you got artists like Cameron, like, you know what I mean?
Like, these guys take pride in the way that they rap.
They take pride in writing their lyrics.
Joel Santana, Lloyd Banks, like, none of these niggas that are real MCs would ever be caught with a ghostwriter.
They wouldn't be caught dead with a ghostwriter.
Like, this is why, controversial take, this is why I don't like a lot of southern rap.
Because lyrics were never prioritized in southern rap.
No offense, Moe.
But if you look at like the early 2000s, right?
You look at artists like Cam'ron, Diplomats, D-Block, Jadakiss.
You look at G-Unit.
You look at Cassidy.
You look at like these artists from the Northeast, right?
Jay, Nas, all these guys, right?
Y'all can make the argument even for Ja Rule, 57, whatever.
Even though they were never known for being that lyrical, right?
What did you have back then at the same time in the South?
You had idiots like Lil Jon?
Fucking yin-yang twins.
And people get mad when Nas said, yo, the South killed hip-hop.
He's not lying.
I agree with him that early 2000s, Southern rap was fucking garbage.
It was a bunch of club music, a bunch of degeneracy, a bunch of fuckery.
It wasn't lyrical.
Right?
I mean, there's some Southern artists that came back and brought it back.
Like, I would say Wayne.
It's still an exception.
Yeah.
It's still such an exception.
Yeah, because back then, people don't know.
Oh, here's nothing.
Wayne was running around with a bunch of East Coast artists back then.
He was damn near a diplomat.
Yeah.
Damn near he was a diplomat.
He did a whole album with Joel's.
They couldn't release it because of some other shit.
I remember that.
He was tight with Cam.
He was tight with diplomats.
Yep.
So, you know, I mean, hell, they took J.R. Ryder off a song for fucking Wayne, Bird Call, one of my favorite songs, by the way.
So, like, even Wayne knew these Southern artists were fucking garbage.
Cool Kanye, too.
Huh?
Cool Kanye, too.
Cool Kanye?
Mm-hmm.
You know what I mean?
Like, bro, East Coast was running it back then, man.
Lil Wayne's style, he didn't, like, incorporate Southern style, because he knew...
Nah, hell nah.
He knew he wasn't gonna like it.
Hell nah.
I think a big part of the reason why he popped off is because he rapped like an East Coast rapper, but he was from the South.
So, like, oh, yes, we gotta get behind this nigga, because he's from the South, and we're tired of these East Coast niggas beating up on us on our lyrics.
Yeah.
You know?
But yeah, bro, like, I blame the South a lot for the reason why hip-hop degraded in quality.
Like, these mumble rappers, all that shit, where them niggas from?
They're all from the South.
All of them.
Young Doug, all these retard nigga rappers, all from the South, bro.
Myron, quick question.
Get mad at me all you want, but the South absolutely did not set it.
I agree with him.
The South did kill hip-hop to a significant degree.
They made it all.
Dance music, Soulja Boy, all these niggas coming in, they dumbed it down.
Man.
Right?
Soulja Boy.
You ever listen to Big Crit, Myron?
No.
That's kind of another one of exception.
Although he didn't get the heights, but he's kind of known as a super lyrical.
Even with the...
Although he raps with his southern...
Who's the rapper that said...
Was it Jay?
I dumbed down to triple my dollar, yet they all yell holla.
Was it Jay?
Pretty sure that's Hope.
Come on, man!
Someone said Chameleon Air was lit.
Chameleon...
What?
You fucking serious, bro?
You fucking serious, bro?
I'll give you this, though.
He wasn't a shitty Texas rapper like Mike Jones.
I'll give you that.
Who?
I'll give you that.
Mike Jones!
Who?
Mike Jones!
Who?
That nigga was trash.
I forget who the rapper was.
I'll start repeating myself like Mike Jones.
Like, um...
Bro, 281-330-800.
That's the phone to hit Mike Jones up on the low.
Because Mike Jones is about to blow.
Shout out to Mike Jones.
Literally, he a top...
Nigga, I tried to call that number too.
That shit probably still active, bro.
Yeah.
Shout out Mike Jones.
The only East Coast rapper that was fucking garbage is Joe Budden.
That nigga was sorry.
That nigga was sorry.
So many of my friends used to tell me, Hey, bro!
Listen to Joe Budden, bro!
I'm like, that nigga, garbage!
Get the fuck out of here.
Why am I gonna listen to Joe Budden?
We got fucking Joel Santana, Jared Ryder, all the diplomats, fucking G-Unit, Cassidy.
Back then, Cassidy was fucking tough.
Shout out to Slotterhouse.
You had Jay.
You had all these fucking top-tier artists.
You want me to listen to Joe Budden?
This nigga was garbage!
Garbage.
The thing that sucks for him is that he came out at a time when there were so many other artists that were way better than him.
That weren't emotional faggots.
Pump it up, baby.
Nigga, that song just hit gold.
No, no, no.
I think it literally just hit gold like two weeks ago.
After we posted that, nigga, it hit gold.
Some curious nigga was like, wait, what are they talking about?
They probably played it, and then it finally hits gold.
That shit was trash.
And then everybody in this crew was better than him.
Joel Ortiz, better than him.
Worst in 5'9", better than him.
Way better.
Everybody in Slaughterhouse is better than that nigga.
Fucking garbage, bro.
Worst nigga in his group.
Did you create it?
How are you the worst one in that group?
The reason why I can roast Joe Budden so much is because I've heard his shit.
It's garbage.
And when you compare him to any East Coast rapper in his era, he's at the fucking bottom.
Mood music?
Trash, nigga.
Get the fuck out of here.
Garbage.
Absolute fucking garbage.
What music?
I've never heard music.
That was his shitty ass mixtapes.
Emotional ass.
Talking about women all day and getting dumped and shit.
He a bitch ass nigga.
I hear him.
His music was garbage, bro.
Embarrassment to New Jersey.
And I'm talking strictly as a music critic now.
Garbage.
Fucking garbage.
That's why when you got on a podcast and you started roasting us, I was like, oh, I'm about to cook this nigga, bro.
We literally used to be in high school.
Niggas would bump Joe Bud and they'd be like, bro, get this nigga out of here.
Get this nigga the fuck out of here, bro.
You remember you get like a performer, right?
And niggas pull out the cane and yank him off stage?
Yeah.
Nigga, that's how we used to be.
Like the Apollo.
Like the Apollo, yeah.
Get the fuck out of here.
How you gonna listen to Joe Budden?
Nigga!
Why the fuck am I gonna bump Joe Budden when Come Home With Me was out.
Purple Haze was out.
The Black Album was out.
Fucking G-Winit was going crazy.
Lloyd Banks was killing on the mixtapes.
Victory Freestyle.
Cassidy was fucking going wild.
Right?
Smack DVDs.
You had niggas like Murder Mook.
You had guys like T-Rex, etc.
Why the fuck would you be listening to Joe Budden?
That was so much better East Coast rap.
Wayne was popping off.
Why the fuck you gonna listen to Sorry Ass Nigga, man?
Garbage.
Eminem.
Everybody's crew.
I used to listen to Joel Ortiz over to Sorry Ass Nigga, bro.
His shit would come on.
I'd just fast forward.
And I know you niggas in the chat know exactly what I'm talking about.
You listen to East Coast rap, you know Joe Budden was trash.
Everybody here knows it.
Incredible, bro.
Come on, Angie!
Nigga was sorry, bro.
He was fucking sorry.
Anybody that was listening to mixtapes back then, because I'll tell y'all this, man.
Back then, I had my way of spinning.
I was a real, real nigglet, man.
I was listening to that shit.
I was on...
You guys don't know this, right?
I don't brag about this shit often, but you guys are getting another side of my room.
Bro, all I had to listen to was East Coast Hip Hop back then.
That's all I listened to.
I was listening to everybody.
So, if somebody was trash, we used to say, that nigga trash.
And like, and I'll tell you this, there was only one dude in my crew that listened to Joe Bunny and we used to rank that nigga all the time.
Like, what the fuck?
Mood music?
This shit, trash.
Put on some Cam.
Put on some Jewels.
Put on some JR.
Put on some G-Unit.
Put on some Banks.
Put on some Cassidy.
Put on some Wayne.
Put on some J.
Put on some Nas.
Put on some fucking, uh, who else?
You didn't listen to Wu-Tang Clan?
Nah, man.
That's 90s anyway.
Damn, you said trash?
Damn.
Yeah, we didn't listen to none of that corny shit.
Damn.
They had more people on stage than the audience, bro.
I mean...
Boy, that is the most accurate...
That is the most accurate.
I'll give you that.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
Them niggas is corny.
I remember listening to like a RZA album one time, Liquid Swords and some shit.
I was like, yo, get this fucking garbage out of here, bro.
Shout out RZA, shout out to Jesus, shout out to...
I like it raw.
Oh, baby, I like it raw.
I was like, get the fuck out of here, bro.
I'm not trying to listen to this shit.
If I'm going to listen to old school East Coast hip hop, I'm listening to Reasonable Doubt.
I'm listening to fucking Rakim.
I'm listening to Big.
I'm listening to Nas.
I'm listening to Illmatic.
I'm not listening to...
Wu-Tang is fucking garbage in my opinion.
Right?
If you compare them to other East Coast rappers in that era, they're trash.
There's better artists to listen to.
I don't want to listen to seven niggas talking about cream, the money, dolla dolla.
Get the fuck out of here with that shit, man.
Call me a hater?
I don't like Wu-Tang.
I think there's way better artists in that era if y'all want to listen to old East Coast hip-hop, in my opinion.
Felt like it was more like 70.
Don't mean no Wu-Tang.
And then if you listen to them niggas, like their solo albums, trash.
Ghostface Killer, trash.
RZA, trash.
Method Man, let's get dirty.
Let's get dirty.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
We're Redman, another sorry-ass New Jersey artist.
You know what I mean?
Like, come on, man.
Damn!
Damn!
Yeah, y'all getting a full-on what Myron used to listen to back in the day.
I'm not listening to corny-ass niggas, man.
Fuck outta here, bro.
I do agree.
What about Busta Rhymes?
Busta Rhymes, sorry.
Who?
Busta Rhymes.
Busta Rhymes?
Busta Rhymes?
He trashed, too.
Was he in Wu-Tang?
He was like an honorable member of the Wu-Tang.
He never really was a member of the Wu-Tang, but he was always cool with them, and he was in that...
He did one song with them, and...
Yeah, he was just like an honorable member, but he was never a part of it.
Yeah, but he was corny too, bro.
Damn.
He was corny too.
Listen, this is what I like.
I like punchline rappers.
I like rappers that were fucking lyrically sound, good punchlines, funny at the same time.
I remember Lloyd Banks said some funny ass shit.
He said, this shit about to get uglier than the Master P sneaker.
I thought that was the funniest shit ever.
Damn.
You guys ever seen the Master P sneaker?
Damn.
That shit was trash.
Damn.
I'm about to look that shit up real quick.
Yeah, look at the Masterpiece Sneaker and y'all know exactly what I'm talking about.
You know, just like timeless lyrics like that.
You know what I mean?
So, on the Victory Freestyle.
People like Busta Rhymes, Mary.
So, yeah, I don't like Busta Rhymes.
Yo, I don't know what shit it is, bro.
Busta Rhymes, Masterpiece Sneaker.
Which one?
The Masterpiece Sneaker.
They're telling you to take the L, Mary.
Is this it?
Bruh, I ain't gonna lie to them.
She's gotta trash.
Yeah, it's just trash, man.
Oof.
But, yeah, I mean, like I said before, you guys don't have to like my music taste, but personally, if I'm gonna listen to early East Coast hip-hop, I'm not listening to Wu-Tang.
I'm not listening to fucking Busta Rhymes.
Like, nah, I'm good.
Like, I could listen to Jay-Z. I could listen to some Nas.
I could listen to some Big.
I'm not listening to them sorry-ass niggas.
Why am I... Like, listening to Wu-Tang...
I look at it like this.
Listening to Wu-Tang is like...
Getting a rare steak at a shitty ass steakhouse.
Why?
When you have the money to go to Morton's.
Why?
You know what I'm saying?
You go to a good steakhouse, but you're choosing to go to a shitty steakhouse and get rare steak.
For what?
When there's better steak.
Does that make sense?
Absolutely.
During that time, you had artists like Tupac, you had Primetime Dr.
Dre, you had Snoop Dogg, and that's one of the rare times where I will say West Coast Hip Hop beat out East Coast Hip Hop.
It was in the early 90s.
The synthesizers, the production was better, the lyrics were on par, because they actually cared about lyricism back then in the West.
You're talking about Old Dre?
N.W.A. Like, yeah, bro.
Like, why?
There were so many better artists and so much better music out at the time.
Like, yeah.
Like, if you take a Wu-Tang album, right?
What was that first shit?
Enter the Wu?
Was it?
No, what the fuck?
No, what was it?
Um, something Chambers.
36 Chambers?
Something, something Chambers.
36 Chambers.
36 Chambers.
Like, alright, you listen to that, oh, this is a good album.
But then if you look at all the other music that was around in that era, come on, man.
You didn't listen to L.A. Couye?
Right.
LL Cool J. Come on, Angie.
Leave the studio.
LL Cool J, man.
Angie, meet your mic.
Yeah, meet your mic, man.
Fucking foreigner.
Foreigner ass nigga.
Nah, but like, yeah.
So like, why?
You know what I mean?
Like, why?
Why?
Why would you listen to Wu-Tang when there was so many better artists at the time?
LL Cool J. Yeah, enter the Wu.
36 Chambers.
Yeah, there we go.
LL Cool J, don't worry.
And here's the thing.
Controversial take, bro.
I know some of y'all are not going to like me for saying that shit.
But why?
Like, why?
You had Ready to Die around that time.
You had Illmatic.
You had Reasonable Doubt.
You had, on the West Coast, you had Doggy Style from Snoop Dogg.
You had The Chronic.
Like, why?
Them niggas are, like, not even in the top seven if we're going to talk about albums at that time.
Chamita, what LL Cool J were you thinking about?
What L.A.L.2J song were you even thinking about?
I like his most.
Knock you out for San Terrible Music.
Knock you out.
Bro, bro.
She said movies, bro.
Yeah.
It's female, bro.
All right.
Dan, how do we even end up here?
T-Pain.
Yeah.
I'm in love with a stripper.
Yeah.
Because we talked about Death of Autitude and then we went into Jay-Z and then we went into...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sorry, guys.
So T-Pain, I'm in love with a stripper from his rapper-turned-senga album...
I still listen to that album.
What do y'all think?
Y'all agree, disagree on the whole Wu-Tang angle?
I don't know.
Yeah, they disagree.
Your opinions are relevant.
With hip-hop, Bills is a little more well-versed than I am.
Bills, what do you think?
This is my controversial take, and this is super controversial.
Myron, you would actually agree with this.
I personally, and I want to say strictly personally, do not listen to the Wu-Tang.
And I did not listen to the Wu-Tang.
Don't blame you, nigga.
They trash.
However, I will say, as far as being an influence in the hip-hop rap community as a group, as a whole, I will never take away their place in what they've done for hip-hop.
I always see...
I'll give you that.
Yeah, they really were...
All of them did expand and do their own things from RZA to Metha Man to Red Man.
No, they were not the greatest rappers individually, but they did create something powerful when they came together.
It was like one of the first that we've seen a lot of, you know, gangster East Coast rappers come together and, you know, just be a group and talk about like samurais and, you know, and just be super like Chinese or Japanese oriented with the animes and stuff like that.
It was very cool back then.
But besides that, I personally did not listen to them.
I loved them all individually.
I loved what they did for hip-hop.
You're giving a politically correct answer.
Yeah.
Honestly, bro, that's really my true opinion.
I did not listen to Wu-Tang.
I'm not playing Wu-Tang in the car.
Hell no.
I'm not in the gym bumping Wu-Tang cream dollar dollar bill, y'all.
That's not happening.
You know what I'm saying?
Dollar dollar bill, y'all.
But come on.
Individually or as a group, them boys did put in work and I love them for what they've done for Hip Hop For Real because...
Without them, we wouldn't have a lot.
I mean, I could acknowledge their impact on the hip-hop culture, but to say that I don't...
They're not in my top ten, bro.
Yeah, they're not.
Individually together, they're not in my top ten.
And unfortunately for them, they came out in an era when there were way better artists.
1,000%.
Like, nigga, I'd rather listen to Mobb Deep than them niggas, man.
Mobb...
What?
Come on, Mobb Deep's the GOAT. Havoc and Prodigy?
I'm saying, but like...
Come on!
But I wouldn't even put Mobb Deep...
With Nas or Jay or any of these people I've met to before, but I'd rather listen to Mobb Deep than these fucking bums.
Oh, 1000%.
Shout out Alchemist.
Yeah, man.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's not even...
That's what I'm trying to say.
It just sucks.
They came out at a bad time, right?
If you're going to compare them to other artists at their time, bro, come on, man.
No, no.
And if you don't believe me, you want to know how they're trash?
Because when they went solo, they all failed.
Every last one of them.
They all failed when they went solo.
Maybe RZA or GZA started doing production.
One of them went crazy on the beat side.
Yeah, but none of them were good artists individually.
This tells you what you need to know.
And I agree with that statement.
You know what I mean?
Normally, if you're a good artist, you'll be fine going solo.
But them niggas are trash.
Who's the most popular, you would say?
Met the Man or Red Man out of them?
Red Man wasn't even a part of them.
He came later.
Jeez.
Method Man is probably the only one that's still somewhat alive, but he kept himself alive not through music, really.
His music sucks.
He came up through films, through How High.
He had that...
Was he on Let's Get Dirty with Redman?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was in the video, I think.
Yeah, I think he was.
But he kept himself relevant through being in Hollywood, not even through music.
Yeah.
So...
You know what I mean?
That's my...
Like, when people say, oh, yo, what are you talking about?
Wu-Tang is lit.
Okay, nigga.
How did the rest of them do when they went individual?
Trash!
Every single one of them, trash!
Ghostface, L. RZA, L. JZA, L. Method Man, L. ODB, L. Nigga, what's doing?
Taking food stamps.
Food stamps?
Yeah, ODB. He went viral.
Way back in the day, he actually went and got food stamps while he was a rapper making millions of dollars.
Rest in peace.
And that nigga put that shit on MTV too.
I was like, nigga, what the fuck?
This is self-snitching on another level.
Nah, they said he was one of the only ones that actually lived what he rapped in that group.
I believe that.
There's a reason why they called him Old Dirty Bastard.
That's not necessarily something you should claim either.
Yeah, but nah, I believe that.
But as far as artists go...
Nah, man.
Hell, fucking no.
They weren't in my top ten.
Yeah, with the other artists that were around at that time from New York?
Fuck out of here.
But Old Cam was better than them niggas, man.
Horses and Carriage, better than them niggas, man.
1000%.
Come on, man.
So, whatever.
We gotta get some heat for that.
I already know niggas about to be in the comments like, Myron doesn't like Wu-Tang.
He's a fucking hater.
I already know.
I've never even expressed this opinion.
They kind of...
I already know niggas gonna be like, Oh, Myron is...
I'm not a hip-hop head if I don't listen to Wu-Tang.
Fuck y'all.
I don't listen to Wu-Tang.
Yo, real talk.
You wanna know...
Okay.
Another controversial take since we're here anyway.
You know who are the only niggas I know that see that...
The only niggas I see listening to Wu-Tang?
College frat white boys.
Tell me I'm fucking lying.
Tell me I'm fucking lying.
And I know this because when I was in college, that's what them loser ass niggas would play, is fucking Wu-Tang.
And I'd be like, yo, this is garbage.
What are y'all niggas doing?
You white boys don't know shit.
That's the only people that would be playing fucking Wu-Tang.
Our college frat white boys tell me I'm fucking lying.
I ain't seeing no old heads, no real niggas listening to fucking Wu-Tang, bro.
They're not.
They're not.
Yeah, as a college graduate.
They're listening to Ho, they're listening to Nas, they're listening to Ma Deep, they're listening to fucking Old Cam, they're listening to Diplomats, they're listening to G-Unit, they're listening to 50 Cent.
That's what the fuck they're listening to.
They're not listening to fucking Wu-Tang, bro.
I'm telling you.
And if they're really old heads, they're listening to Rakim, they're listening to Eric B. They're not listening to fucking Wu-Tang, bro.
The only people I know that listen to fucking Wu-Tang are college frat white boys.
Tell me I'm lying.
And they'll also play Biggie too.
But you know what they do with the Biggie?
You know what them niggas do with the Biggie?
They play Biggie songs like Juicy and all this other shit on other beats.
Tell me I'm lying!
Tell me a fucking lie!
They be at the party playing beer pong, niggas is playing Biggie, but it's always with another beat.
Some EDM, some pop shit, whatever.
Oh, dude, I love ODB. I love fucking Method Man.
Name what song, nigga?
Get the fuck out of here, man.
That's who listens to fucking Wu-Tang.
White boys.
That's who listens to Wu-Tang.
Niggas don't listen to Wu-Tang.
I feel like Wu-Tang was like...
Like, people's way of saying, oh, I'm a hip-hop head.
Like, oh, I listen to Wu-Tang, so I know more hip-hop more than you.
And I would be like, bro, come on, like...
It ain't about that.
Ask these Wu-Tang fans, name one song off 36 Chambers and name another album.
They won't be able to.
I promise you, they won't be able to.
Their albums, I can tell you their songs, I can tell you the favorite song off the album, whatever.
Wu-Tang fans aren't real fans because 9 out of 10 times they're frat white boys and they can't name another fucking album outside of that.
They can't even name all the members of the fucking group.
I can name all the members of the group and they're trash!
That's why I'm able to critique them, because I've listened to them, and I'm like, this is garbage.
Get the fuck out of here.
I've heard Liquid Swords.
I've heard GZA. I've heard RZA. I've heard ODB on their solo projects.
I've heard Ghostface Killer.
The reason why I'm so ten toes down that them niggas is trash, is because I've listened to them.
And I'm like, this is garbage.
Just like Joe Budden.
Garbage.
Oh, shit.
Bop, bop, bop, bop.
Yeah.
Tell me I'm lying, bro.
Does the chat know?
Come on, man.
That's who listens to Wu-Tang.
It's college white boys, bro.
Niggas at Beer Pong.
Cream, dude.
Cream, dude.
It's not even the fucking real shit.
It's cream with like a fucking Miley Cyrus cover or some background.
And it's a mix.
Come on!
Tell me I'm lying!
That's actually...
Niggas got the fucking neon lights in the back.
They're playing beer pong in the fucking back.
They got like, it's a fucking mashup of some big, some Wu-Tang with some fucking weird ass Miley Cyrus beat or some shit.
Come on, man.
I've been around all races.
I know how all you motherfuckers are.
Been around you Asians, been around you white people, been around you blacks, been around you Arabs.
I've been around everybody.
I'm telling y'all, man.
Hey, we in the shuttle room?
I just got off of it, but you ain't saying nothing too crazy.
It's just that little rant, but it's kind of recently off.
Anyway.
So, this is one of my...
I still listen to...
I'm in love with a stripper.
I still listen to that rapper Turn Senga album to this very day.
I still love that album.
T-Pain is one of my favorite artists of all time.
One of my biggest inspirations.
I can't stop listening to him.
So, I'm in love with a stripper.
Even though we're going to play the original...
You wanted to play the remix, huh?
I fucking love the remix, bro.
I fucking love the remix, bro.
A remix of the same song.
Fantastic.
Let's get the Rumble shot up.
Yeah, we're in a shadow room now.
They're in the elevator.
I fucking love.
Well, especially, I loved his verse.
And it was the very first verse.
That's all I'd be needing to hear.
The very first verse of the remix of I'm in Love with a Stripper.
Alright, let's run this shit because we're way behind.
We spent way too much time talking shit about Wu-Tang.
Well, I did, sorry.
I used to think K-Pay was light-skinned when I first heard him song.
Ha ha ha!
Damn, little mama.
You know you dig his head, you know what I'm saying?
Matter of fact...
Mike Jones!
Yeah, yeah!
He's on the original.
Gonna be together, you know what I'm saying?
I ain't even worried about them, really, though.
I'm just looking at you.
You know, you got to be with hips.
Damn.
Got the body of a goddess.
Got eyes on a big and round eyes.
See you, girl.
She coming down from the ceiling.
Yeah.
She know what she doing.
She doing that right thing.
Yeah.
We take it across to my crib and do that night thing.
Bro, Mike Jones was such a nigga, bro.
Yo, this nigga really had the fucking cape.
Like, I remember Mike Jones used to wear a durag and he always used to have the cape hanging down, man.
Damn.
We really are a nigga-ville.
Alright, let's continue on.
Just the hood, ain't it?
Yeah, just the hood, ain't it?
Mo, you enjoying the song too much, nigga.
Out of all the girls, she'd be the hottest.
Like the way she break it down I see you girl And she looking at me Yeah She got my attention Did I forget to mention I need to get over Angie, check when this song dropped.
2005.
2005.
2005?
Yeah.
Okay, I was going to estimate 06.
Because it was during that rapper Tung Senga album.
That was 05.
Okay.
That's how I remember.
I'm looking at the way he's dressed.
I can see a transition here.
If you look at the hoodie he's wearing, it has that rocker type vibe.
And this became popular like really in 06.
And I'll tell y'all why in a second.
But let's keep playing this Simpass song.
Yes, sir.
Put to my crib and do that night thing.
I'm in love with a...
0-5.
Angie?
Yeah.
Because I still love that album.
That's why. Pause. Pause.
The reason why this song is such a simp anthem, guys, is because also a part of this list is songs that indoctrinated men to false belief systems.
So, we had My Boo with Usher and Alicia Keys, which would excuse a lot of female fuckery.
And then you got here, I'm In Love With A Stripper, which, come on, man, let's be honest.
How many guys do you know that are probably singing along with this song that were whipped by some stripper or, you know...
In a shitty situation, but they would play this dumbass song to reaffirm their bad decisions with women.
And I'll be honest with y'all.
A lot of guys are plugged in and do stupid shit, and all they need is a dumbass anthem like this to continue doing the stupid shit that they're doing.
You know what I mean?
Songs reaffirm a lot of bad behavior for men that allows women to continue their bad behavior.
So that is why this song is absolutely on the list.
I can't tell you how many guys I know that would be in shitty relationships with fucking strippers, which let's be honest, a lot of times are fucking sluts.
And they listen to this dumbass song.
I'm in love with a stripper.
Like, nigga, what are you doing?
Break up work.
I'm in love with a stripper.
I'm like, oh my God, like bro.
Bunch on the chat probably already know exactly what I'm talking about.
Y'all got a friend in your repertoire somewhere, someone you know that was in a relationship with a stripper who was the hottest girl he's ever been with and he, you know, nigga turned into Stevie Wonder with her bad habits because she was hot and she was a stripper and this dumbass song came in and confirmed their bad decisions, man.
So...
Bills, remember my strip club stories, bro?
Yeah, there you go.
Should we keep on playing this joint or move on to the next one?
Let's do the remix.
Do the remix.
God damn it.
At least the first verse.
Let's play the first one.
If it's gay, I'm going to roast you, Mo.
I mean, it's the same thing.
And it's just as bad.
But I just love the verse.
What's he going to say that has you so excited?
I just love the way he comes, the flow when he comes in and shit.
Yeah, God, buddy, oh my goodness.
Everybody know that?
Yeah, okay.
It's fucking.
Convy, Convy.
Damn, Lil Mama.
You thought Akon and T-Pan was the only ones in love with a stripper?
Forgot to mention Twister, Pimp C, Paul Wall, MJG, and Tushat.
Oh, look, a bunch of sorry rappers on one song.
Everybody know that.
Super cute face and the booty so fat.
I'm in the club dropping 24 stacks.
Cause I'm in love and that's a well-known fact line.
I'm in love and that's a good one.
this shit, man.
This nigga really stopped the show to play on a synth anthem with a bunch of sorry-ass fucking rappers.
I said you were gonna roast me.
Nigga, what the fuck was that faggotry we just heard, man?
I said you were gonna roast me, right?
I said you were gonna do it.
I said he was going to do it.
And I knew every word, too.
Yo, man.
Yo, Bills was looking at me like this.
That shit had a third hand.
So I can fucking give that shit three thumbs down.
Bro, that shit had Paul Wall, MJG.
Who?
Too short?
Who else?
Yeah, Twister.
I said Paul Wall already.
They actually didn't say in that intro, but in that video, In that video, they also secretly had R. Kelly.
Oh yeah, they did have R. Kelly.
Paul Wall, I'm the people's champ.
They mad cause my champ light up like a lamp.
R. Kelly came in.
I must be the first man to fall in love with a ass.
Goed on on one knee.
Ask that ass to marry me.
I said, nigga, what?
That shit was fire, bro.
I love that shit.
Man.
Yo, bro.
You officially lose...
Rap points.
I'm an R&B guy.
Yeah, man.
Your rap taste is trash, nigga.
I was questioning it with Juvenile.
Now I know for a fact your rap taste is fucking garbage.
Hey, I said I was an R&B guy, bro.
Man.
Yo!
You the type of nigga to rewind to Paul Wall first and be like, that shit lit!
Damn!
Bro!
Holy!
The first part is that Bills knew what was coming and he didn't say anything.
Yeah, Bills knew!
Bills knew that shit was trash.
Bills knew!
Bills knew!
I hear this all the time.
Because Bills, I can already tell you, you understand where I'm coming from when it comes to artists.
Bro, 1000%.
Because me and you have a similar taste.
So you already know, we're just thinking mention that shit, you're like, aw man.
Here's the thing.
I didn't even know about that remix.
I did not know about that remix.
That shit is garbage.
I actually shared the same music taste with his brother, who is one of my right-hand men's.
Okay, so he's gay too.
What?
Shout out, Fritz.
We love you, brother.
Shout out, Fritz.
We love you.
Now we're getting into the top five.
All right, guys?
If y'all made it this far, welcome.
Because now we're really about to start getting into the simpness now, bro.
Oh, man.
Shit's about to start getting real.
At number five.
You got it queued up, Bills?
Not yet.
I don't even know what it is.
I texted to you.
Oh, I ain't even looking at my phone again.
Okay, now it's actually better to get his reaction.
Number five, niggas.
T.I. Oh, my God.
You can have whatever you like.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you can have whatever you like.
Oh, shit.
I didn't text it to you.
He said, I didn't text it to you.
Let's throw that fucking sorry ass song on here.
Bro.
Man.
Oh, man.
Stax on deck.
Patrona ice.
Yo, they said Moe the time to go crazy over Riff Raff.
Like I said, it wasn't even a lot of rap that I liked.
It was R&B. So, I listened to a bunch of R&B, so slow grinding music, slow jam music, the type that...
Faggot music.
Bro, that's what Myron calls it.
Wait, we on the shadow realm.
Yeah, so...
Nigga, what the fuck is that?
What?
What the Is that nigga Humping the table Big ass Small humping the table What the fuck Like songs That made me do that Let's pull up Let's pull up this Fucking Wait I thought Chris told you To take that off I'll put it Sorry, Chris.
I put it on specifically for just this show.
Just because I knew it was coming.
You know what I'm saying?
Goddamn.
Cosmo compromising situations.
Allegedly.
Because I had this thing where, you know, every time the show's over, and I'm in...
You already know what I'm...
Marvin's not here, you know what that means?
I can play whatever I want.
That's like you get hyped.
Hey, shout out to Medium Moe, because that was Big Moe for sure.
Yeah, I got it up already.
You got it?
Alright, let's play this sorry-ass song.
Bro, this shit really is a synth anthem right here.
And here's the thing.
At the time, T.I. was running around calling himself the King of the South.
Oh, man.
Debatable.
Debatable is crazy.
Debatable.
Hey, you know he did make trap music, though.
Yeah, but...
Actually, you know what?
He did...
He was the first...
Bro, look it up, bro.
I'm going to give it to him, bro.
I got to give it to T.I. You wouldn't believe it.
No, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Jeezy didn't do it?
T.I. On Thug Motivation 101.
That's after T.I. If I'm not mistaken.
Nah, bro.
Jeezy.
I'm almost certain Jeezy came out before T.I. If Jeezy came out before T.I., I'd give it to Jeezy.
Angie, look up Young Jeezy, Thug Motivation 101.
I'm almost certain.
Because I know for a fact T.I. came out in 2004.
His first song was 24's.
What was his album?
Was it Trap Music?
It was called Trap Music, I think.
Was that his breakout album?
It was his first album.
But it came out.
It was called 24's.
It was his famous first song.
Oh, yeah.
I never forget that shit.
Twenty fours, cause they're close, that's how all my niggas roll.
Twenty fours.
What?
What's the name of it?
Young Jeezy, Thug Motivation 101, I think it was called.
It was his debut album.
That's also a real street classic for real.
I love Jeezy.
Yeah, there you go.
There's a good Southern artist.
I give Jeezy old Jeezy.
Jeezy is probably one of the best.
Old Jeezy, yeah.
Old Jeezy, I'll give him one.
2005.
Let's get it.
Damn, okay.
And what was trap music?
Trap music was 04.
Search T.I. trap music, Angie.
You know what?
Then T.I. gotta beat them.
I told you.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.
Y'all.
I'm a little old, bro.
This is.
2003.
Yeah.
Damn.
2003.
Okay.
So the debut song must have came out 24s.
Must have came out 04 then.
Which one?
Trap music?
No.
24s.
By T.I. 24.
That was his first song.
I think it was his first single.
The chat is talking about Need for Speed Underground.
I just want to say...
He came 2003.
2003?
Yeah.
Wow.
Damn.
Okay, then T.I. gets it.
He started the whole thing with trapping then.
Yeah, he was...
Or at least he started the term.
The term, trap music.
Yeah, trap music.
Whatever you like, let's get into it.
Yeah.
I think that was...
I think Wayne was King of the South at that point.
Whatever you like, that was on the Paper Trail album?
Oh, that was a good album.
Paper Trail was probably his best album to me.
So that's probably like 2007, 2008.
Or 2008.
Okay, Paper Trail, what came out before that?
He had trap music?
Paper Trail was the third, if I'm not mistaken.
There was one in between that.
He had T.I. vs.
T.I.P. What was that?
T.I. vs.
T.I.P. That was after.
Or that was before.
Shoot.
Paper Trail?
Yeah.
That came out way later.
2008.
It was 2008.
Paper Trail sounded like Swagger Like Us, T.I. Paper Trail, I think, was his biggest commercial album.
That had whatever you like.
Actually, that had the shit with Rihanna.
Live your life.
That's one of Rihanna's sound songs ever.
That's my favorite song by Rihanna.
Okay, so, yeah.
Paper Trail, I think.
And that had, I think Paper Trail had all of its top, like, its biggest commercial hits were on Paper Trail.
The chat is saying there was an album called The King Album.
The King Album?
Yeah, there you go.
I think that is what it was, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah.
I think, I don't think T.I. is the king of the South.
Ah, Dead and Gone.
Dead and Gone is also a hit.
Oh, Justin Timberlake.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And he was also on my love, too.
One thing I give T.I. that he was smart is that he was a street rapper that he jumped on pop songs.
He was one of the first street rappers to jump on people like Justin Timberlake and shit.
He was one of the first ones to use out the tube tube.
Yeah, he was.
Oh, was he one of the first ones you...
Yes, sir.
One of the trendy ones, like one of the ones after T-Pain.
Yes, sir.
What song was that?
Who did he use auto-tune with, though?
The first artist that started using auto-tune was Cher.
Who?
Cher.
Cher.
Cher?
Yeah.
Do you believe in life?
Remember, auto-tune is a synthesizer.
It was always big in music.
It was even before Cher.
Cooling the gang?
Computer love.
I wanna love you.
Computer love.
The idea of synthesizers.
That's where auto-tune came from.
Gucci Mane is the king of the south.
I agree.
I'll put Gucci over T.I. I'll put Gucci over TI. I'm putting Jeezy over Gucci, but that's another story.
Oh, that's a controversial take, my friend.
Yeah, we know the controversy.
That's a very controversial take.
A lot of niggas will fight you for saying that.
But you know what?
You know what?
I mean...
I love Gucci, though.
You could make the argument that Jeezy had a better commercial career than Gucci did.
Oh, 1,000%.
You can make the argument that Jeezy had a better commercial career than Gucci.
Gucci got on more mixtapes, but you can make the argument that Jeezy had more hits.
Well, I say Gucci the clone was a better, more commercial artist than the Jeezy that we have, but Jeezy was definitely way more commercial, way more known.
You can make the argument that Jeezy had more commercial hits, for sure.
But green, white, and purple albums, shout out Gucci, man.
Brr.
Yeah.
I think the king of the South will always be Wayne, though.
I mean...
I mean, that's not even...
I don't even count him as an artist from the South.
Is that crazy to say?
Like, I don't know.
He's from New Orleans, Louisiana.
Yeah, but I don't even count him.
He sounds like...
I agree with you.
He's basically an East Coast rapper.
Yeah.
Wayne is basically an East Coast rapper.
Like, if he wasn't saying, you know, New Orleans every two seconds, you would literally think he was from New York.
But no.
100%.
But, yeah.
And even like I said before, he used to purposely be on records with East Coast rappers most of the time.
Oh, and then Fab.
How the fuck did I forget?
Fab is one of my favorite artists.
Fab is one of my favorite artists.
Another nigga that beats the shit out of Joe Bunisari ass.
I mean, that's not so non-comparison.
No comparison.
Like, bro, not even close.
Like, bro.
We're talking, it's just bars alone.
No comparison.
Yeah.
I mean...
I think Fab is one of the best.
In my personal opinion, as far as what a rapper should have, charisma, style, sense of worth, bars, flow, features.
He literally...
Respect?
Niggas respect him?
Respect.
Never had any crazy allegations besides that one time they said he beat a girl, but, you know...
Misogynist.
Anyways...
You know, but...
Yeah.
Shout out, shout out, fabulous.
Definitely.
Mixtapes, albums.
Mixtapes, respect.
He has good, he had good commercial success.
So Into You is a simp-ass song, but hey, the niggas still play it to this day.
Honestly, he had a lot of, he did have a lot of simp records.
He was on a lot of simp features too, but...
He had a lot of red pill hits as well.
Yeah.
I mean, Fab is one of my favorite artists of all time.
All the way.
All the way.
Now, he's one of my personal favorites.
You know what I'm saying?
But I'm not going to tell y'all that he's in my top ten of all best lyric of all time.
But he's definitely in my top ten.
I agree with you.
Top ten personal favorite.
Yeah, he's top three personal favorite for me.
Soul tapes?
Come on.
Can we get a Don DeMarco for a soul tape?
I'll say...
I think that there is no competition mixtapes were better.
And funeral service.
I think those were better.
Yeah, I'll give you that.
Yeah, those were better in my opinion.
Soul tapes were just my era.
I feel like I was in college vibing, high school vibing to those.
Gotcha.
But yeah, I mean, bro, see, that's what I'm trying to say.
No offense, but that's why I hate Southern rap from that era.
Because you take artists like Fab, Diplomats, G-Unit, fucking...
People sleep on Ja Rule.
Ja Rule has some good shit.
Boy, he's also a simper.
Yeah, he's a simp.
Yeah, he's a lot of simps.
A lot of simps.
You talk about all these artists, Cassidy, etc.
The whole East Coast in general.
Bro, how can you even...
You know, why are you going to listen to a bum nigga like Mike Jones or any of these southern-ass artists, right, back then?
05, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08.
Like, why are you going to listen to them when they were just way better artists?
I mean, Jay was still making music at the time, too.
Facts.
You know?
That's why, like, in my eyes, when people mention Joe Budden, I laugh.
Because I'm like, yo, Joe Budden is like 30th place.
Like, 30th place.
Like, everybody who was putting out mixtapes was better than that sorry-ass nigga, bro.
And I'm talking strictly music.
I'm not even talking on a personal level.
If we're going to talk straight music, mixtapes, artists that were out in that era, Joe Budden's at the bottom.
And that's a fucking fact.
Everybody knows it.
There were like, I can name 10 niggas that were better than him.
Everybody in his own group, Slaughterhouse, is better than him.
I just want to say a special shout-out to Jadakus.
I see y'all in the show.
Yeah!
Yeah, bro!
Like, come on.
I mean...
Shout out the locks.
I don't...
I mean, Jada said, top five dead or alive, that's just off one LP. Ah!
You know?
Like, yo, Jada is fucking...
Jada's...
Yo, Jada's fucking that nigger, man.
He's...
Honestly, Jada's in my personal top five.
I know niggas that went to jail just to get their teeth fixed.
Like, come on, man!
No one got...
Come on!
No one got kissing that shit.
Come on.
Checkmate is one of the best diss records of all time.
You know?
Niggas talking about Papoose in the chat.
Yeah.
We fuck with Papoose.
His career just...
Who do you know they get shot and not shoot back?
Come on!
Bro, remember that...
Remember Papoose's alphabet rhyme?
Alright, man.
Here we go, man.
You lyrical, lyrical!
Oh, here you come with you Papoose niggas, man.
Papoose is garbage.
Papoose was garbage.
I fucking said it, man.
Papoose was garbage.
Garbage!
Dang, he just couldn't make songs.
Garbage!
Yes, he just couldn't make songs, bro.
See, disrespectful that you even said Papoose in the same sentence as Jadakiss.
What the fuck?
You made a lot of money, now be cool before I swallow your lips like seafood.
Like, come on, man!
Jadakiss a goat, shout out Deluxe.
Yeah, you've been in prison, but you ain't in predicate.
Never been the king of New York.
You live in Connecticut.
Like, come on, man!
At the time, 50 Cent had a mansion.
And, uh...
And, uh...
And, goddammit.
Where'd he have it?
It was right down the street from my house.
Um...
Damn.
And, um...
Angie, look up 50 Cent Connecticut house, please.
Mike Tyson's old crib.
It was, um...
God damn it, man.
In West Hartford, I think.
I want to say it was in West Hartford.
Let's see if I was right.
It's a mansion?
Yeah, type in 50 Cent House, Connecticut.
And it'll give you the...
It was right outside of Avon, man.
I'm trying to remember the goddamn town.
Like, come on, man.
Jadakiss was that guy, bro.
We love Jadakiss.
Embarrassed Beanie Siegel, who was also a top artist.
Beanie Siegel was also nice.
Philly artists were nice back then.
Rock Nation.
You know?
Rockefeller.
You know?
But Jadakiss embarrassed his ass, too.
Come on, man.
Jadakiss also on my top.
Jadakiss is in my top, for sure.
Like, he's top 10.
I don't care what order you put him.
Just make sure he's in there.
What?
Greenwich.
No, not Greenwich.
It's not Greenwich.
It was, yeah.
He had one in the A60. I know that for a fact.
Bam!
There we go.
Farmington, Connecticut.
Thank you.
8 miles north from Greenwich.
What?
80 miles.
Oh, 80 miles.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not close, though.
Greenwich is on the border of New York City.
Farmington was in central Connecticut.
It wasn't that far from New Britain.
That's one of the few rich towns, by the way, that was near me.
It was Farmington, Connecticut.
But yeah, bro.
50 Cent had just bought that house from Mike Tyson.
And Jadakiss released that diss song.
Search it, guys.
Checkmate.
One of the best diss songs ever.
He really...
I'm trying to remember.
I could recite that shit almost word for word.
That mansion goes sold in 2019 for $3 million.
2019 for 3 million?
3 million, yes.
Damn.
And he was listed for 18 million.
Okay, damn.
Oh, damn.
Can we give him an L on that one, please?
What the fuck?
Hold on.
Please.
Who had the house?
52.
There's no way 50 Cent had the house at that time.
52 rooms.
No, 52 rooms, but who had the house that sold it for 3 million?
He's been trying to sell it for 12 years, though.
Okay, so someone else has it now.
Yeah.
Okay, what was the 50 that sold it?
I was about to say it.
I mean, come on, man.
50 cents sold, uh, he got that vitamin water.
Ah, you're stupid, bro.
He still got that vitamin water money, bro.
Like, you know what I mean?
And then the idiot's, oh, 57 filed for bankruptcy.
Yeah, you idiot.
That doesn't mean he's broke.
He bought it from Mike Tyson in 2003 for 4.1 million.
Alright, he bought it from Tyson for...
Yo, can we get Angie a mic so the audience can hear her?
If we can?
Oh, sure.
4.1...
It'll reach.
Yeah.
Get her an SN58 so she can sit back there and talk for a minute.
Okay, it's because I want the audience to hear what she's saying because she's giving them the real numbers.
Okay, so 2003, he bought it for $4.1 million.
Yeah.
And then, wow.
He's been trying to sell it for 12 years now and he's sold it.
50's been trying to sell it or the current owner?
Because I think 50 sold it a long time ago.
No, 50 said.
There's no way he still owns that house.
He says in here that he's been trying to sell it for 12 years.
What?
He still has that house?
Well, he just sold it in 2019, right?
He just sold it in 2019.
Oh, okay, okay.
But he had it for that long?
And took a massive out.
He didn't give a fuck then.
50 Cent has been trying to sell his 52 room mansion in Connecticut for 12 years.
Wow.
Now, he finally has at an 84% price cut.
Wow.
84% price cut.
I think I wanted to get the fuck out of Connecticut that bad.
Yo, I'm telling you guys, Connecticut sucks, bro.
Connecticut sucks, man.
Goddamn.
That nigga said, fuck it, I'm going to lose an M. I don't even care.
Because he bought it for 4.1 and he sold it for 3.
So that tells you he didn't come fuck anymore, bro.
And he listed it for 18.
He listed it for 18?
18 mil.
And he sold it for 3?
Yeah.
Boy, that is a horrible percentage.
If I did the math on that, that's like a sixth of what he was trying to get?
Crazy.
Damn.
Less than 20% of what he was going for.
That's crazy.
Shout out Connecticut, though, bro.
Shout out Connecticut, man.
Nobody wanted to be over there.
That place is trash.
Man, even if he wanted to get the fuck out.
Nigga paid a million dollars to get out of Connecticut.
What's worse is he held the asset for that long, bro.
Just to take a lot.
That's crazy, bro.
With inflation?
But you know what?
The upkeep was probably not just...
He was just like, fuck this shit.
Bro, he was probably paying a bag just to keep that house going.
$53.
Yeah, 52 rooms.
I mean, nobody want to be in Farmington though, Angie.
I'm a motel then.
Nah, ain't nobody staying over there.
Ain't nobody staying over there.
It's hilarious.
Yeah, there's no point.
Because Farmington is a residential area.
Yeah.
So it's like it has some of the best schools, etc.
But that's like not a place you visit.
That's like a place where you raise a family.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So that also makes sense probably why he said, I got to get the fuck up out of here.
It's big.
It's very big, the house.
Tyson got the fuck out of there too.
Bro, I'm telling you, man.
Connecticut is trash.
Alright.
Are we going to go whatever you like?
Let's play it.
Let's do it.
Let's roll it.
Hold on.
Hold on, guys.
Shadow Realm.
Are we Shadow Realm?
Not yet.
Oh, we were in Shadow Realm all this time?
Well, not all this time.
Okay.
Alright.
Sorry to all the YouTube ninjas, but y'all know how to just copyright.
Damn, it's about to be 6am?
It is not 6am.
545.
Oh, that's immaculate.
I don't feel it.
Shout out, hey.
Shout out Gorilla Mine.
Yeah, this episode's sponsored by Gorilla Mine, niggas.
I gotta wake up at 9.
Boo.
Oh, yeah, carpet for the new spot.
Oh, carpet for the new spot.
Hey, we need that.
Hey, man, that's how y'all get that good audio.
Alright, let's roll the clip.
You can take me out of it.
What do I do with this?
It's going to be a long night.
And we'll feed you.
Y'all got hot wings.
Hot wings, baby.
Do you have any?
Yeah, yeah, we got hot wings.
Captain, hot wings!
Coming right up.
And some fries.
And some fries!
You want pickles?
She like pickles.
And a pickle!
You know, uh, too cute to be working here.
It's bad.
Let's go, homie.
Hey, Jim.
You know the old sugar daddy?
They be tricking, they tell them girls.
I said you can have whatever you like.
I said you can have whatever you like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stacks on deck.
Patron on ice.
We can pop bottles all night Baby, you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Baby, I can treat you so special, so nice Jazz hook, jamming you tonight Baby, you can go wherever you like Here we go, Sip Anthem I said you can go wherever you like Anytime you want to, pick up the telephone You know it ain't meant to drop a couple stands Snacks on you.
Want it?
You can get it, my dear.
Five million dollar home.
Drop it, let's I swear.
Yeah, I want your body.
Need your body.
Know that you got me.
You won't need nobody.
You want it?
I got it.
Go get it.
I'll buy it.
Tell them all the broke joke.
I'll be quiet.
Snacks on day.
Control on ice.
And we can pop bottles all night.
and baby you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like yeah baby I can treat you so special so nice yeah I took a chip with you tonight and baby you can go wherever you like I said you can go wherever you like yeah I'm shouting you to hide it's not the way you try baby I ain't gonna lie, he had the Jordan Sixes on that one.
Those are the...
How you seeing that, bro?
I didn't even see that.
You wanna catch it?
Go back a little bit.
It won the jet.
You can go back a few seconds.
No, no, no.
Go forward.
Forward.
No, forward.
Go ahead.
Right there.
Click.
Hit play.
Oh, he definitely has the infrareds.
Those are the...
Are those infrareds?
No, no.
Those aren't the infrareds.
Those are the black and gold ones.
Oh, DMP joints.
Yeah, those came in the package.
Oh, he had the package with the 11s.
Yeah, those are the package sixes.
The black and gold joints.
Yeah, them shits is pretty fucking rare, bro.
I'm not going to lie.
Very rare.
I wanted those as a kid, for sure.
I still kind of want them.
That package, if I'm not mistaken, costs like $1,000.
When I was a kid.
Even when I was a kid, I was way too high on them because I think they had real gold on them or they had stated that they put real gold on them or something like that.
They had some on them.
But yeah, it came with the 11s that were gold and then the 6s were gold.
Immaculate pair of Jordans.
Yep.
But I could tell just from looking at it because the jump man is gold if I'm not mistaken.
Hey, play real fast?
We'll see.
We're being niggers right now.
See, I couldn't tell from that.
No, no, it's going to play.
It's going to show again.
I didn't even catch on that one.
You're going to see here in a second.
Bam, right there.
Oh, DMP6s for show.
Yeah, DMP6s.
No questions asked.
Gun Bottoms, Gold Jumpman, yep.
Gold Jumpman, gold sides right here.
Those are the rare, yep.
Them 6s are worth...
At this point, you know what?
Fuck it.
Let's Google them shits real quick.
Hell yeah.
Yo, yo, welcome to the fucking stream, bitches.
We going back in time.
Yeah, bro.
I remember I wanted them sixes.
But my thing is, I was going to try to cop them and never wear them.
I was going to keep them dead stock and sell them shits.
I need the package.
Yeah, we need the package because that's probably a re-release.
Yeah, those are the re-releases.
Yeah, fuck out of here.
We don't want re-releases.
We want the original joints that came in the package.
Not much to them costs.
Oh shit, he finna have the Jays conversation.
Oh my god, a size nine and a half.
How much shit?
He's going for $7,000.
God damn!
They got some used pairs for sure, you know, like, you know, probably in the thousands.
Bro!
With defects, vintage.
Damn!
This pair is probably the only one that's actually wearable in like a dead stock condition.
It's gonna be like $4,000, $7,000, yeah.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo, you guys thought I was kidding around when I said that these Jordans really be holding value sometimes.
Like, yo, if you don't wear them and you keep them right, they hold some value.
But I remember, bro, that those, I wanted those so fucking bad, bro.
I remember that package.
But at the time, when I was looking at them, they were like somewhere between $500 to $1,000.
And I was like, I don't got the money for them.
I'm like fucking, you know.
What size is the 13 on them bitches now?
Let's go look real quick.
How much is the size 13 on those?
Let's go see.
How was that?
Go, right?
Yep.
Size 13 is...
And that song came out what, like 06 or some shit?
Whatever you like?
Yeah.
08.
08?
So yeah, he got it from this package then.
Because the re-releases came out way later.
How much?
13?
I can't see that.
Yeah, that's like $1,200.
But the problem is, they're out of stock, bro.
Yeah, they're out of stock, exactly.
That's the price for probably the last used pair that they sold.
If you have a dead stock, it's like triple.
If not more.
Yeah, and honestly, these shoes are so old, you will not be able to wear them without restoring them.
Yeah.
It's just that old of a shoe.
The bottoms are probably yellow at this point.
Nah, the moment you put them on, they're going to crumble.
Yep.
They're going to crumble for sure.
Big facts.
Big facts.
The only way that you would be able to get J's like this, where the gum bottoms are still clear and clean, is you would literally have to air seal them.
Yes, vacuum sealing your shoes, y'all.
You would have to vacuum seal them.
If you're going to collect them.
Now we're really getting into fucking nerd talk here with Jordans.
Yeah, you should be collecting them.
Yeah, you literally, with these gum-bottom type shits...
You have to vacuum seal them.
And they're still going to age.
They should be still yellow by the time you open them, but they'll be at least wearable once or twice after that.
The 90s versions were always better quality than the 2000s, right?
Oh, leather-wise, lace-wise, design-wise, comfort-wise, mass production of anything is a horrible idea.
You already know.
If I'm not mistaken, 11s and 6s.
Tinker Hatfield?
Yes.
Everything up to four J's were designed by Tigger Hatfield.
For sure.
Threes, fours, I think he designed the fives and sixes too?
Hold on, hold on.
This is important.
Myron, I need your take on this.
Top three favorite J's.
We really niggered out now.
We niggered out for sure.
Bro, what?
I just need a quick...
Just give me a quick top three favorite J's that you...
Of all time?
It doesn't even matter, just what you would wear if you had top three shoes.
Well, retros are always my favorites.
The only exception I make that aren't retros are Spizzikes.
Only exceptions I make.
My favorite Spizzikes, I like this...
I call them the perfect cells.
Are they the white, green, and black ones?
I mean, white, green, and red ones?
No, they're black, green, and red.
Oh my god.
Those Spizzikes, I had those.
Those are fire.
I had the red, white, and blue ones.
Oh, the true blues?
You had the true blue Spizzikes?
I had the true blue ones, and I had the King Counties.
Oh, the King Counties are hard.
Black, red, and yellow.
With the black, orange, and red.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then I also had, yeah, the Perfect Cell ones, which I think they were like lime green and shit.
They were lime green.
I called them Perfect Cells.
Lime green and purple.
Type in Spizzike.
Oh, you know what's crazy?
Lime, green, and purple are actually the Nelly joints.
Would you believe that?
I call them the perfect set.
Let me show them on screen real quick for the audience.
I got you.
One sec.
And for those of you that are wondering, Spizzikes are a combination of fives, threes, fours, threes, and sixes.
And sixes.
And I think Spike Lee designed them.
Correct, because those are the shoes that Spike Lee was a part of the campaign for.
Okay, yep, I had them joints right there.
See how it's black with the green?
Yep.
These are the Nelly joints, the Nelly Spizex.
I love these.
Yeah.
I love these.
Yep, I call those the perfect cells.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I had obviously the, scroll down real quick.
Let's see what other colors they got.
So many colors.
The fuck are these sorry nigga colors?
Those are the news colors.
These are trash colors.
The white cements were hard, though.
These were hard, I remember.
Oh, I didn't have these.
I didn't have those.
Those were cool.
Those were cool.
Are those the King Counties over there on the left?
I think that's King County somewhere.
No, these aren't King Counties.
Nah, they don't even have those, bro.
They made so many colors of Spoozykes.
I had the True Blues, King Counties, the Perfect Cells, and I didn't have the True Grays.
I didn't like them, but I acknowledge that they're a good pair.
Oh, there you go.
Yeah, I had them shits, man!
Yo, if you had these on in high school, you was that guy, bro.
If you had these on in high school.
I had those.
My favorite J's, though...
Sixes.
I had the...
I had the...
I had the Carmine Sixes.
One of my favorite pairs.
We can show it to the audience real quick.
Type in Carmine Sixes so they could kind of see along.
I had the...
I never got them, but I wanted the grape fives.
I had those.
Those were lit.
But I did have the fire fives.
Oh, the fire red fives?
I had the fire red fives.
Yeah, those are grapes.
Yeah, I always wanted those.
I never got them, though.
Yeah, Big Mo seen me in these a thousand times.
I tried to get them, bro.
Oh, you had those?
Bro, what?
I had to sell myself for these.
I still don't got a soul.
How the fuck did you get those?
How'd you get those?
Man, honestly, I saved up a lot in high school.
If you know me...
How much did you pay for those?
Those are one of your favorites.
Yo, Bells, don't lie to me.
How much did you pay for those?
Like $400 maybe.
And this is pre-inflation, pre-COVID, pre-everything.
You know what I'm saying?
What year did you buy those?
Um, 2009?
Damn!
I had them in high school.
You got them way after they released.
Yeah, yeah.
They originally released in like 05.
Yo, I actually remember that is actually one of Bill's favorite shows.
Bro, hold on.
Because those are your favorite colors as well.
What size did you have them in?
Nine and a half, I believe.
You had them in a popular size, too.
I had them in a popular size.
One of my homies had sold me the pair.
He had them dead stock.
Where'd you find them?
My homie had a pair.
He had them dead stock.
He was a collector.
He just had a bunch of shoes.
And I just remember he just needed money in college.
Not even college.
In high school, he was just like, yo...
He could have charged you more.
Because at the time, they were going for like five or six.
Oh, he definitely could have charged me more.
But, you know, he just needed the bread.
So I just came out of a good time.
All right.
What about...
Okay, I had them.
There's two fire reds.
You had the other ones, right?
No, I had the other joints.
I actually like the other ones.
I like the other ones better.
But the other ones got dirty quick, bro.
Oh, 1000%.
They used to get fucked up quick, man.
And it was scuffed easy, too.
Let's see, fire red fries.
Come on, show me the real color.
I had the...
This is him right here.
Those are the ones I had.
Yeah, I had those.
Those were...
I liked those a lot.
I barely wore them, though, because they would get fucked up so easy.
I remember I wore them one time and someone scuffed them, bro.
I was about to get in a fight.
What else?
Oh, I liked 8s.
People talk shit about 8s.
I liked 8s, aka the bunnies.
I had the Aqua 8s.
If you had Aqua 8s, those are the shoes that actually...
I had Aqua 8s.
Those were one of my favorites.
These shoes right here, these shoes got me into sneakers.
Big Mo, how many times?
I had five pairs of these in my life.
I kid you not.
You know one of my favorite 8s that no one liked that much?
The Peapod 8s.
Bro, I have Peapod 8s still to this day in my closet.
I just can't wear them because they'll break down.
But yes, the blue and the orange joints, crazy.
Those shits were fucking lit, bro.
You want to catch eyes?
The Peapod 8s.
How did we get here?
Someone said the grape and watermelon into me.
This is some nigger talk right now.
People are probably thinking like, what the fuck is going on?
You went from Myron to Jamal.
And you brushed it this way.
Yo, they tried to be racist and shit.
Yeah, I know they'd be racist.
Yo, Bills, what was the fusions that I had?
Oh, you had the Fusion 5s.
You had Fusion 5s and Fusion 3s.
Fusion 5s and Fusion 3s.
Yes, you did have Fusion 5s and Fusion 3s.
A lot of people hated those, but I actually...
Let me see those Fusion 5s real quick.
Got you.
They're a classic.
Really?
People hated on them so much because they were mixing Air Forces with Jordans and niggas was not fucking with that.
Let me see.
Then these probably were trash because I didn't like...
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, bro.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
I remember these.
Bro, I ain't gonna lie.
Niggas used to roast if you wore these in school.
This isn't the exact color you had, Big Mo, but I know your color.
You had the plaid joint, didn't you?
I think it was blue.
Mo, let me tell you this.
If you had come to my school wearing those, we would rank you out of the school.
You would go home crying if you wore those.
Big Mo had so much swag in high school, bro.
We used to cook niggas for wearing the shits.
No, I didn't.
Bro.
Did I? You had confidence.
Let me be real.
Big Mo will walk into school.
People don't know you, bro.
You know how them shoes was leaning, too?
Them shoes was definitely leaning, gang.
However...
I was like, I didn't...
Bro, you had a whole song in the school people was dancing to.
Yeah, that's fast.
You know what sevens I had that I really liked?
I had the Raptor sevens.
Fire, Heath.
Yep, Toronto 7s.
The only Toronto shoes I'll wear, for sure.
I also had the Flint 7s.
Oh my god!
Hold on, hold on.
I had the Flint 7s, yeah.
Those are like, to me, those are probably the best 7 colorway.
That's the best 7 colorway for here.
If you had the OGs, like, not just 20.
I didn't have the OGs, I had like the 07 remix.
That is the OG. They only made them in that, like, that was the first 7 of the year.
So, yeah.
I'm thinking of the Olympic 7s.
Oh, those are he too.
I had those too.
I like those.
I had the Olympic 7s.
Show the people the Olympic 7s.
Jordan actually wore those at the games, if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, at the Olympics.
I've seen so much of these in Bills' closet.
I've seen so much of these.
I remember.
These right here...
Didn't they re-release these recently?
Yes.
Probably like 2021.
Let's see.
Damn.
No, no, no.
They just called them somewhere else, like for the love of the game or something.
They're not called Olympic 6.
And then obviously, you know, you had the 11s.
Everyone knows about the Brett 11s.
Yeah, that's classic.
Those are classics.
The retro 11s, sorry, the Space Jam 11s.
Those are real heat.
Those are lit.
We can show the 11s real quick to the audience.
They're going to know immediately once we show them.
I would argue the 11s are the most popular Jordan sneaker.
If you're looking at this and you want to invest in shoes, these are great shoes to invest in, by the way.
These will all keep their value.
Yeah.
If you're going to buy Jordans, investing in 11s, 7s, 8s, 6s, 5s, and 4s, and 3s.
Especially 3s and 4s.
Yep.
Yep.
What do you think holds the value the best?
11s?
11s, 11s, 11s, definitely.
11s, 4s, and 3s, I would say.
I'm brushing my hair as we're having this nigga conversation.
I don't know how we got here, but I'm happy to be here.
I don't know how we got here either.
I'm happy to be here.
We're going to go back into the R&B. Oh, because the TI video, he had the 6s on.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, definitely, if you're going to, I think, when I used to be a reseller, guys, the shoes that made me the most money, 1,000%, Jordan 11s, Jordan 4s, and Jordan 3s, those, I used to wear them and still sell them for more than I got them for.
What are the most expensive 3s?
Probably the cements?
Honestly, that's a trick.
They got some crazy threes.
They got like M&M threes that are going for like 20 bands.
But like realistic pairs.
Yeah, I was going to say outside of weird special edition ones.
Yeah, realistic pairs.
Everything that's OG as far as like the retros that you wear, like the white cements, the black cements.
I would definitely go with like a black cement with a Nike Air on the back.
Like that's probably going to be the best.
But they released those for like 2021.
So like you can get them and they'll still be wearable nowadays.
Yeah.
But if you got those from the 90s, then...
Oh, if you got those from the 90s, you're really him.
Yeah, you're really...
Yeah, you really are him.
Yo, my homie Gnome Billy said, ever since this Bills guy came on with his grills...
Those are braces, by the way, Gnome.
And they're gold.
Ever since he came on, Myron has been getting in more Section 8.
Hey, man.
This the hood, ain't it?
I guess the nigga's been unlocked.
The waves came back.
We're talking about Jordan sneakers.
What are the most expensive sneakers now?
Are they still the What The Dunks?
Oh yeah, for sure.
It's the What The Dunks, right?
It's usually going to be stuff like those, like super collective pairs, like the Paris SBs, stuff like that.
The super rare sample pairs are always going to be the rarest.
And anything that's an M&M Jordan collab, everything M&M Pretty much just goes up.
And undefeated.
Yeah.
Because Jordan's...
Eminem is a huge Jordan fan.
And they give him family pairs.
Like, they'll give him, like, the craziest colorway.
Yeah.
Make it 40 pairs only.
And then just say, yeah, go ahead and go.
Ray Allen, too.
Yeah.
Ray Allen gets exclusive...
If you have those...
Ray Allen gets a lot of exclusive Jordans.
All the like...
Like, he has, like, green 12s and shit.
Like, retarded shit.
Bro.
You know?
Oh!
12s.
Also a very popular pair.
Which one you talking?
Taxis?
Uh...
I think the flu games are the best.
Black and red, yes.
The black and red joints.
However, I got the flu games, but I got the fucking fuzzy ones from like 08, 09.
Aren't those the good ones?
Was it suede?
But the originals were leather.
The ones I got like in 06, 07 were the suede joints, which is gay.
Those are the flu games.
You want the leather ones.
You want the bread joints.
Yeah, there's a difference.
The bread swells.
Suede?
What is this?
Hush puppies and buffalinos, bro?
When they released them, I think in like 05, 06, 07, somewhere in that range, the 12s came back out, but they were suede instead of being full leather.
That's what I'm saying.
Suede was the hush puppies and buffalinos bringing it back.
Nah, you don't want them sneakers and fucking suede, bro.
Yeah, they would get dirty.
They would get all dusty and shit.
They don't dust too much, honestly.
And especially 12s.
12s are way better when they're...
Leather.
When they're leather.
Oh, I had the red and white ones.
Oh, the cherry joints.
I had the cherry ones.
I had the cherry ones.
I remember I wore them just to a fucking college party.
Bro, they got fucked up, man.
I was so pissed.
Honestly, that was my first pair of OG shoes in my life.
I never owned a pair of, like, original shoes.
And I remember I had...
Like, that was the first pair I got from, like...
I think, what was it, like 1990s?
Let's pull them up real quick for the audience, because they're probably like, what the fuck are these niggas talking about?
Yeah, absolutely.
There you go, man.
This is the exact one.
High tops only, faggots.
Look, this is the exact one.
No low tops.
You wear low top twelves, you're a faggot.
Bro, they saying Section 8.
I ain't gonna lie, these are some Section 8 shoes, nigga.
These are some Section 8 shoes, and I agree with this.
Niggas would sell their Section 8 check to get these.
1,000%.
Bro, you know how many niggas died over Jordan's, bro?
Bro.
Countless.
1,200?
God damn!
I didn't realize that they're worth that much money now.
Oh, man.
I still got my shits.
Yeah, these are the OG joints, though.
These are the 1997.
Oh, 1997?
Okay, okay.
I had my first ever pair of OG shoes.
Jordan was still fucking...
He was still balling.
He was getting rings still.
Oh, the 13s.
13s weren't bad either.
Someone in the chat said metallic fives.
We love those.
Metallic fives?
Yeah.
Oh, I had the last game 14s.
Oh, Ferrari 14s.
I took the...
Yep, I had the 14s that Jordan took the last shot in.
Last shot.
The last shots.
Yeah, last shot.
That shit's right there.
A lot of niggas talk shit, but I like those.
If y'all look at the iconic Jordan photo, can we pull it up real quick?
Absolutely.
Where Jordan took his last shot against Russell...
Wilson.
Fuck.
Russell.
I forgot.
God damn it.
Damn.
From the Utah Jazz.
Bam.
There we go.
That was his last shot in the golden era.
There you can see right there he's wearing the 14s.
They're going to say it.
Russell something.
So, yeah.
Byron Russell?
Byron Russell.
There we go.
Jordan pushed the shit out of that nigga, though.
I ain't gonna lie.
He pushed off of him hard, bro.
That's why he fell.
But, yeah.
Those are the 14s.
I had those.
Very critical people.
They don't like those shoes.
But, you know, some people are haters.
Oh, Ticker Hatfield didn't make it, so it's trash.
Fucking faggots.
Didn't he make those, though?
I don't know if he designed those.
I'm pretty sure he designed them, and he designed them around a Ferrari.
Michael Jordan's Ferrari.
I could be wrong, but let me know if I'm wrong with that.
Angie, ah, shit.
She got ready to go.
Okay.
Um...
I'll look it up.
Why do you want me to look up?
Search Jordan 14 Tinker Hatfield.
Unless you already got it, Bills.
I got it.
I'll type it.
Let me see.
Okay.
Who designed the Jordan?
I guess you're just on a night train with us.
You're sleeping, nigga.
Yeah.
Huh?
What?
I said you're just on a night train with us.
Yeah, who's going to supervise the carpet installation tomorrow?
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Invisible Man.
Invisible Man is kind of crazy.
Tinker Hatfield designed it.
Oh, he did it?
Oh, shit.
Why did niggas...
Because, honestly...
Why did they criticize it so much, then?
Man, it was rushed.
People think that it was rushed.
I'm pretty sure he wore it when the 13s were still out, like, on his...
Like, the 13th year in the NBA, like, 1998.
I think that was the last...
That was the last ring, right?
Yeah.
98.
98, yeah.
Yeah, so that was like the first time he was able to wear the next year's shoe as the last shot for the last...
I don't know, people were just hating.
They designed it about Michael Jordan's new Ferrari anyways.
It was designed through his fucking Ferrari, so some rich shit.
Who cares?
Okay, because I remember the 14s get a bad rap.
I have no clue why.
They're pretty good.
A lot of Jordan enthusiasts talk shit about the 14s, and I'm like, y'all are some faggots, bro.
The 14s are fucking lit.
I like the 15s too.
People talk shit about the 15s as well.
16s were ugly as fuck.
17s were gay.
I remember Derek Jeter wore those.
The 17s, he wore those a lot.
18s, gay.
19s, gay.
Yeah, everything after the 15s was gay.
Even 15, I would say, is probably the most controversial pair.
Yeah.
Niggas was not rocking this.
Yeah, niggas was not.
But, show them the hieroglyphic ones.
Those are the ones I had.
Which one was those?
No, no, it's right there.
It's the fourth one.
It's the fourth one.
On the list.
Go back up.
No, you just had it.
You literally just had to highlight it, right?
Let me just close this right here.
Yeah, close that one.
Fourth one.
This one right here?
Yeah, click that one.
I think that was it.
Let me see.
Click that one.
Enlarge it.
Oh no, that ain't it.
Type in Jordan 15 laser.
Laser 15s.
Oh my god, the laser joints.
Yes.
I had the laser 15s.
Those are heat.
And I was happy as hell because I got them all at retail.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These are heat right here.
Those were lit.
And they had the, I think it's hieroglyphics or some shit, or some kind of laser design on the front.
Yeah, I like those, bro.
And they look good on your feet too.
That's the thing about it.
I know they look gay right now, but when you wear them with jeans and shit, they look really good.
Really fucking bitch.
Absolutely.
You gotta wear some black jeans with them shits?
Pretty lit.
Yeah, let's go back to the music.
We done with the shoes.
My bad.
It's nigga time.
Bro, I'm like, bro, once I heard Shoes Talk, Bills was like, what's your top three shoes?
I said, let me sit back.
All right.
So are we doing whatever you like?
Yeah.
Oh, we heard enough of it.
We heard enough of it.
All right.
Number four.
Ooh.
I ain't gonna lie.
This one right now is actually a song that I like.
But this song fucking lied to me.
Big time.
And this song led me astray many, many times.
This song led me astray so many fucking times.
Guys, number four is Timbaland featuring Carrie Helson, The Way I Are.
Let's get into it.
This is such a fuck.
This song is one of the biggest lies ever.
This song is fire.
It's a good song, but it's a lie.
They asked me why I use Firefox.
That's so funny.
Oh, we use Firefox, guys, because for some odd reason it doesn't play audio.
Oh, are we in the Shadow Realm?
Because you know Timbaland gonna hit us with a strike immediately.
You said Timbaland gonna hit us with a strike?
That nigga gonna hit us with a strike.
Oh yeah.
Fucking faggot.
That nigga don't share his music at all.
Drifty music begins.
Studio of M.O.H.C.
Ha ha ha.
I ain't gonna lie, this shit kind of slap though.
This shit hard as fuck.
Timbaland was like, he was making hip-hop hits, he was making pop hits, he was killing it with Justice Timberlake at this time.
Took this no-name bitch and gave her a hit.
I ain't got no money.
I ain't got no call to take you on a date I can't even buy you flowers But together we be the perfect soulmates Talk to me, girl.
Oh, baby, it's all right.
Nothing like that's gone for me.
If we go, but you can still touch my mind, it's free.
Oh, baby, that's me. Pause.
Pause!
My love is free, nigga.
All right, let's keep going.
This song is one of the biggest This is the broke nigga anthem baby
Every dirty nigga in the hood was playing this shit thinking I'm going to get a bad bitch, bro.
It don't matter.
She like me the way I are.
Yeah, okay, bro.
Yeah, alright.
I ain't got no visa.
This is gonna be even better.
Keep going.
I ain't got no red man.
No red man express.
We can't go nowhere exotic.
It don't matter cause I'm the one that loves you best.
Talk to me girl.
You ain't got a flunk for me.
Yeah, Dr. Cal.
If we go in touch, you can still touch.
My love is free.
Dr. Cal.
We can work without the perks.
Just you and me.
Fuck it out till we get it right.
Dr. Cal.
Baby, let's talk to me girl.
Oh my God.
I ran a room in the house.
Who the fuck was that?
I got no motorboat, but I can force you.
I remember.
This is a poor ass nigga.
What you did.
I'm going to make it.
I'll watch you there.
What you did.
All right.
Let's think about a cap too.
Let's think about a cap right now.
Y'all heard the women lie about not caring about money and shit?
Let's think about a cap about bitches not having to look good.
Let's go.
I love you the way you are.
Okay, that probably is his cousin himself.
That boy looks just like Timeline, bro.
That's probably his cousin himself.
This song is capped all the way.
The bitches lyin', the niggas are lyin'.
Fuck.
Fuck it out till we get it right.
Okay All right That's enough.
Alright.
This song was a huge fucking lie to so many people.
But ladies and gentlemen, we've now reached the top fucking three songs.
My friends, we're about to go into...
Oh yeah, this is number three.
This shit's about to get crazy.
This rant right now that we're about to play is like...
Alright.
Rumble Rants?
Let's do some Rumble Rants.
Alright.
We in our Shadow Realm?
Yeah.
And by the way, I want to let all y'all know that are watching the show right now.
Love y'all.
If you guys have lasted this long, shout out to you guys.
The only thing I ask, guys, these streams are not easy to do.
This is our third show of the day.
We got FedReacts some of it too.
Goddamn.
The grind doesn't end, guys.
Okay?
I need y'all to go on castleclub.tv, support the mission.
Alright?
We're working really hard for y'all.
We're the number one fucking podcast in a while.
We stream more than anybody else.
We give y'all all kinds of sauce.
We went and gave y'all an episode on womanizing, making money, getting girls, being attractive, doing a show with girls.
Now we're talking about top 10 Sim songs.
Right?
We're going down memory lane right now.
We're talking about hip-hop.
We've had a bunch of conversations on Jordans.
A bunch of shit, man.
Alright?
If you guys enjoy this type of content and you want to support the mission, we got demonetized on YouTube.
The only thing I ask, guys, CastleClub.tv that fuels the mission, keeps us going, keeps the staff taken care of.
Right?
Y'all love Mo, y'all love Bills.
Y'all want to see more of them?
CastleClub.tv.
Y'all want to rock with them.
Alright?
Y'all want to hear more nigger conversations about Jordans?
Wait, are we on...
Boy.
I had time.
I always have time.
Okay.
Y'all want to hear more conversations like this, man?
CastleClub.tv.
Alright, let's hit these Rumble Rants.
Oh, actually, the Super Chats.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's hit the Super Chats.
We got here...
Yeah, I made it on time.
What do we got here?
Yep.
This is one of the top 10 simp songs, I promise.
This is the simpish song.
Rihanna featuring Neo, Hate That I Love You.
Okay, okay.
Don't worry.
You might hear that later on.
It's not that simpish, though.
Shotgun host.
Gotta play a snippet of Wait For You by Elliot Yammin.
Best simp song.
Oh my god, that was my pick, too!
Yeah, I talked about it!
Don't worry, don't worry, it's gonna...
That's probably gonna be another thing.
Baby, I will wait for you.
You kids on the block have a lot to answer for, too.
I'm a 37-year-old wife and a mother of two kids trying to shield them from this shit.
This is like going back in time.
Love in the strain.
Moe is in this element.
Love you guys.
Thank you, Lisa.
I appreciate that greatly.
Thank you, Lisa.
Shout out to you, Lisa.
Anything else?
Yep.
What about Billie Eilish, your new girlfriend?
Like, that must be a new song.
I'm niggas for Billie Eilish, though.
No cap.
Did Angie say she's trash?
I'm niggas for her, bro.
Angie said it's trash.
I'm still niggas, though.
Own your shit, burn your ships.
Evan F., thanks for all you do.
You taint and discovering the RP community saved my life.
Lost over 100 pounds working on three side hustles.
Got my confidence back.
Shout out to Big Mo.
Keep up the weight loss.
Maren, tell me how to send you the book I wrote.
Uh...
Fuck, I don't got the P.O. Box, bro.
Fresh has the P.O. Box, but I don't have it.
But don't worry.
We'll get a chance to get that book out.
What else do we got here?
Not sure if it keeps you blue-pilled, but Robin, think Lost Without You.
Yeah, I mean, that is a blue-pilled song.
But there's worse ones.
Liam L.A. No, no, no, no, no.
Are we on YouTube?
We're on YouTube.
I got time.
Now you're good to go.
Okay.
I had time though.
Tom Holland told that he is speaking out against the Jews.
Really?
Okay.
Liam L.A. goes, L Jew.
Okay.
What did he say?
We in the shadow realm anyway.
We in the shadow realm.
Liam A. goes, Liam L.A. said, fuck that nigger Fresh, get sneak or someone like that W. What the fuck, bro?
Yo, man.
L take.
Well, Sneak goes a nigger too, in case you guys didn't realize.
Elevator Entertainment goes, uh, late to do Stream Iron, you should do Fed Reacts on Snowfall, which was based on the real Rick Ross.
Ricky Ross.
Angie, did people come in with Rick Ross, asking for Rick Ross?
Yeah, Freeway Rick Ross.
Red Pill song, Forever Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, and Eminem.
Oh my god, yes!
That's not Blue Pill, though.
No, he said it's a Red Pill song.
What else here?
Yeah, elevated entertainment.
I was under 18, a virgin, and bitchless.
No dad or brother to show me how to get 304s.
Being bitchless had me vibing to get low by Lil Jon and burn by Usher.
Hey, man, we got you, bro.
What else do we got here?
This one's for a big mouth.
EY Beats goes $10.
Talking about music, Big Mo, who is your producer?
You are on the best men's podcast now.
Let's find you the best beats, man.
Check your DM, my friend.
Shout out to the whole crew.
Alright.
Yeah, DM me.
I'll be looking.
I'll look.
Bam.
There you go.
EY Beats.
We got here...
I'm not gonna lie.
I want to blow up the Yamaka places.
Wow.
We in the shop.
Wow.
Come on.
That's crazy.
We in the shadow room though.
bro Allah Akbar Liam L.A.
Liam L.A.
hold on man Liam L.A., bro.
You shouldn't fucking know better, bro.
Liam L.A. You should fucking know better.
You of all people, bro.
You be all up in the chats.
You a damn near OG in the fucking YouTube chat, Liam L.A. You should know better, bro.
Come on, bro.
You shouldn't fucking know better.
Yeah, man.
Liam L.A. I mean, we in the shadow room anyway.
Yeah, we in the shadow room.
But goddamn, man.
Liam L.A., you should know better, bro.
Come on, man.
Come on, bro.
Goddamn.
Shit.
Plus, you gotta hit them where it hurts.
Blowing them up won't do shit.
You gotta take their money.
Come on!
Oh...
No.
Yo, yo, and the thing is, yo, the crazy thing is, yo, Myron says some, like, super offensive shit, and he know he said something, and I'd be like, Myron, bro, he'd be like, what?
I couldn't resist.
I couldn't resist.
Like, if we're gonna make racist jokes, let's make racist jokes, right?
Like, come on.
Come on.
While we're at it, you're a dirty Haitian.
Oh, man.
Oh, Maren got a lot to say about H. Yeah, hey, man.
You mean it's dirty as hell?
Allegedly, though.
Okay.
That's it?
Race isn't done?
Oh, no.
This one right here.
Oh.
Okay, let's see here.
Now I am 22.
I have changed mindset because of you.
Thanks, Maren and Chris and the rest of the FNF. Greetings, Cedric from the Netherlands.
Shout out to you, bro.
Shout out to Europe.
Shout out to Netherlands.
Oh, my God.
They started ranting the Js.
They were Rumble Ranting Jays.
Super Guts goes, these after-after-hour shows are top-tier.
Marvin's Room is probably the quintessential breakup song.
Trey Song's I Need to Grow was my favorite Simps song.
I work nights, so having a show stay up with me has been a blessing, W Crew.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate that.
If you guys appreciate the content...
CastleClub.tv, guys.
It's only 20 bucks.
Really supports the mission.
Supports us.
If y'all want to listen to Moe, fat ass, keep singing.
CastleClub.tv, man.
We in the Shadow Room, right?
Are we still in the Shadow Room?
Moe?
Come on, man!
Come on, nigga!
Oh, are we still in the Shadow Room?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes, we are.
All right.
Yo be lem?
Yeah.
Yo boy lem.
Nigar.
Oh.
Bro.
Ha ha ha ha!
Bro, yo, I got a bunch in the stream lab chats too!
Nigar.
Bro, he did both.
He did both.
He did Nigro and Nigar.
Nigar.
Bro, because I even, because they know I feel, I know they know that I filtered through it in the stream lab chats.
Yo.
Bro.
Yo, man.
Yo.
Nigar, do y'all want it to be still?
Hold on, dude.
Do y'all niggas wanna still live or not, bruh?
Do y'all freaking love our channel or not, bruh?
Nah, nah.
You know what, bruh?
You know what, bruh?
Let me...
Man, you know what?
Yo, yo, these words kind of getting...
They might get them kind of canceled, bruh.
You know what?
Let me fucking say some more shit so they can get fucking canceled.
Nigga, do y'all love us or not, bruh?
What do you want from us, bruh?
Do y'all love us or not?
Apparently not with this bullshit, bruh.
The fucking rumble chat.
Do y'all love us or not?
No, don't tell me shut the fuck up.
Nigga, you shut the fuck up.
Do y'all love, do y'all want us to stay on?
Do y'all want our lights on or fucking not?
Do y'all want the lights on?
Do y'all want the lights on or not?
Do y'all niggas, y'all trying to get our channel blown to fucking smithereens?
For what, bruh?
Just for your fucking, bruh, nigga.
Nigga, bruh, y'all niggas, y'all the type of, yo, bruh.
Y'all niggas.
What's Jess saying right now?
Bruh!
On guard, bruh!
Wallahi, Habibi!
Oh, man.
Bro!
Yo, man.
Nigga!
Them massage niggas is coming.
Nigga, goddamn, bro!
Do y'all want us to stay alive or not, bro?
Do y'all want us to keep the lights on or not, bro?
Goddamn, bro!
I should have never started playing that song, man.
Goddamn!
As soon as I went da-da, niggas just started, oh, yeah!
They got fully torqued.
My fucking God, bro.
Niggas got fully erect as soon as they heard that fucking shit.
Da-da, da-da-da-da.
Oh shit, here we go!
Yes!
And then they start coming out with all the creative ways to make fun of them boys.
Nigga, do y'all want to be stuck with them imitation podcasts, bro?
What do you want from us, bro?
I'll tell you that.
Damn, bro.
Let us still be on air, bro.
Goddamn, bro.
Can I tell you this?
Them niggas aren't going to spend no dreidels.
Oh, bro.
Myra Bryant!
And then you be giving up, bruh!
You know what?
You know what, bro?
My bad, y'all.
It's me.
I'm the problem, bro.
It's...
It's me.
I'm the problem, bro.
I'm the problem here, bro.
This racism is fucking fantastic.
I'm the problem here, bro.
Yo, I swear, bro, I put that on Bills' kids, bro.
I'm the problem, bro.
I swear on Bills' kids, I'm the problem, bro.
I put that on Bills' kids, bro.
Bills.
Bills, you got kids, nigga?
Guys, welcome to Fresh and Fit Unfiltered, niggas.
We had discussions and make jokes that other podcasts would never dare fucking say.
Okay?
I'll tell y'all that.
Them niggas, they hear it.
They gonna start fucking sweating like R. Kelly in a playground, bro.
They gonna go crazy.
Alright?
We might not exist after this.
ADL might write a complaint.
Who knows?
They're gonna conveniently figure out, you know, that we made jokes, and then they're gonna get mad, and they're gonna discount all the other jokes that we made on all the other races.
They're just gonna hone in on us talking about dreidels.
But, whatever, man.
It is what it is.
So, EPS, Tank, I deserve.
Super Sip Anthem.
Facts.
Tank is a sip in general.
He was, actually, he almost made this list.
He almost made this list.
He's probably going to be on part two, though.
Probably on part two.
That ain't going to escape part two.
How about Playboy?
Playboy what?
Playboy Cardi?
Oh, okay.
Yeah, they said Playboy Cardi.
What do you think about Playboy Cardi?
Don't listen to him.
Nah, I don't listen to him either.
Niggas said Nigus with N-I-G-U-S. I mean, bro, you gotta give it to them.
The creativity is crazy.
Nigga literally put a juice emoji.
The juice emoji was like beyond me, bro.
That's next level, bro.
Bro, you can't stop the racism.
It's fucking fantastic.
You just gotta embrace it.
Niggas make fun of me, call me an Arab.
They don't make fun of you.
They call you a fucking nation.
Nigga, they don't even make fun of you like that, bro.
Yo, Murray says this shit all the time, bro.
He be like, yo, yeah, they make fun of me too.
No, they don't, bro.
I mean, they barely make fun of me either.
But I admit it, though.
At least I don't say they make fun of me all the time.
I know y'all love me.
Listen, I get it.
They really hate Fresh and Crisp.
I just kind of just be out the way.
Myron, they don't make fun of you.
This nigga Myron always say, yeah, yeah, they make fun of me all the time.
No, they don't, bro.
No, they don't, bro.
They went crazy when I put the mask on.
They were cheering you on, bro.
No, no, no.
The other mask.
They were cheering you on!
You know what mask I'm talking about?
Huh?
I don't think you know what mask I'm talking about.
Hold on.
It's cha-ching?
No!
The end of the cha-chings.
Dave Chappelle?
Yeah.
They were cheering you on!
Everyone on the internet was saying I'm a raging racist.
Of course, Myron.
Of course, Myron.
It's crazy.
Myron, come on.
Who made the fucking outfit, Angie?
Who made the fucking outfit, bro?
Who made the outfit?
I made it for you.
You made it for me.
Did she make it for you or did you tell her to make it for you?
No, he didn't tell me I made it.
What the hell?
Why are you snitching?
You slow snitching right now?
Who's the real racist?
Bro!
Who's the real racist?
Bro, that's you!
Bro, that's you!
Bro, that's why!
That's why!
Oh, yeah!
The truth comes out!
The truth comes out!
Wait, wait, wait.
I didn't even ask for it.
Wait, wait.
This man been looking for this costume for months, even years, I don't even know.
I just made it, you know, to make it easier for him.
That's all.
That's all I gotta say.
You gotta blame me for that!
Did I ask you for the costume?
No, you didn't.
Okay.
Who made the costume perfect fitting, by the way?
Perfect fitting?
It was tailored?
Nigga!
Perfectly fit!
Man, the both of y'all wrong, bro.
Because I know she made it.
She made that shit just to please you.
Hold on.
And you was happy as hell, bro.
Hell, y'all been looking for this shit.
Both of y'all, bro.
Listen, I'm not going to confirm or deny happiness when I received it.
But what I will tell you is that I didn't tell her to make it.
I didn't tell her to make it.
But, you know, you ain't gonna deny a gift.
I mean, I didn't want to be rude.
She gave me the gift and I said, thank you.
You didn't say thank you.
She gave it to me as a gift.
She wrapped it up and everything.
Yo, you ain't even say thank you, gang.
No, but, um...
No, no.
I'm not gonna say anything.
Hey, man.
She made it, bro.
I didn't even ask for it, nigga.
She ain't a real racist.
She's the real racist.
I meant it because you wanted it.
I meant it because you wanted it.
You've been looking for it.
I was just kidding.
I wasn't serious.
You're a fucking racist.
Go back to Venezuela.
I was just kidding.
I wasn't serious.
Come on, man.
I wasn't serious.
Come on.
I was serious.
Yo!
You know what?
I'm gonna throw that costume out.
No, you ain't throwing it out.
You ain't throwing it out.
You ain't throwing it out.
You ain't throwing it out nigga.
Give me this back.
Give me this back.
Give me this.
You ain't throwing it out nigga.
Hey!
Hey!
You ain't throwing it out, man!
No!
No!
Hey, where's the rock?
No, you ain't...
You ain't throwing this out!
I can't do it!
I can't destroy it!
No, you will not destroy it!
It's mine!
You don't even know where it is!
It's mine!
You don't even know where it is!
I know where it is!
Yeah, I... Mom, gotcha!
Ah!
It's my gift.
It's not yours.
This is mine.
Sorry about that, guys.
I just want to point out.
I just want to point out.
Hey, give me that!
Give me that!
Did y'all see Mo with a noose?
Give me the fuck.
Give me the fuck.
What are you doing?
No, don't throw it off the balcony!
Don't throw it off the balcony, woman!
Gimme...
I made it for you!
Alright.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
This is my shit!
Okay.
Alright.
Don't go play there!
Alright.
It's secure, gentlemen.
It's almost Halloween.
What?
what Mo alright secure alright W stream Oh my god It's It's...
It's me, bro.
I'm the guy.
He's always complaining.
But I got the wicks for lava and bridge.
I also got them, too.
Yeah, you got...
Okay, well, you can have those.
And the apples and prayers, man.
The apples...
Well, I... What?
And no, and peaches.
Apples and peaches.
Apples and peaches.
All right, well, uh...
I... I got my Halloween costume.
I... You know, I... It's me, bro.
I'm the problem, bro.
Yo, I put that on Bills' kids, bro.
I'm the problem here, bro.
I swear on Bills' kids.
Aren't those supposed to be, like, your nephews and nieces?
Bro.
I gotta put them through the adversity.
Can we just leave?
How do we end up on, like, costumes and Halloween is like a month and two weeks away.
Hey man, I got my costume secured.
I hope y'all niggas do too.
Big Mo, what you gonna be for Halloween this year?
He's gonna wear that for Halloween.
Nigga, I'm probably gonna be here, bro.
Any of y'all niggas got a wooden cross?
Like a borrow?
It's me, bro.
I'm the problem.
It's for fresh.
I'm serious, it's for Fresh.
What the fuck Fresh gonna be?
On the cross?
He's Christian.
And yeah, I got a wooden cross.
I can borrow.
Yo!
Alright, bro.
What we was doing?
We was doing Super Chats, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Let's get back to the Super Chats.
Nah?
I'm tired.
I mean, bro, just...
It's not that crazy of a request.
Just wooden cross, bro.
How big is the wooden cross, bro?
You know, like six feet.
Preferably like seven.
Hey, I'm out of here.
I'm out, y'all.
Nah?
Wooden cross.
You know...
Sometimes, bro, I just...
Bro, it's for Fresh, man.
He's a Christian.
I'm just trying to be a good friend and get him a wooden cross, man.
Go on.
Y'all got some gas too?
Why do you need gas?
I'm asking the wrong questions.
I don't think I'm supposed to be asking these kind of questions.
And I'm just like, you know, I think I'm...
Yo, one tank of gas is like what?
Like $4?
Why do you need a tank of...
I shouldn't be asking this.
Are we in the shuttle room?
Yeah, I hope we're in the shuttle room.
We are, we are, we are.
Okay, okay.
Can you imagine more on YouTube talking about this shit?
Oh, Lord.
Bruh.
Man, I... What do you...
Sounds pretty tall, man.
We could make one.
What do you...
What do you...
Myron, what do you want from me, bruh?
You know, Mo, you're useless.
Bruh.
Nick, what do you think, bro?
As a quality control specialist, I have no comment.
Bro, someone with some damn sense up in here, bro!
Am I tripping, bro?
I swear to God, am I tripping?
What do you want from me, bro?
What do y'all want?
What do y'all want from me, bro?
Halloween about to be lit this year.
All right.
Literally and figuratively.
Let's go to top three, niggas.
All right.
Number three.
Speaking of white gowns and dresses, we're going to talk about number three, niggas.
Jagged ads.
Let's get married.
You know you're right, bro.
You're right, bro.
You're right.
This was one of my favorite songs.
Jagged Edge is one of my favorite groups in R&B history.
And I always loved it, but I still listen to a bunch of Jagged Edge.
Are we going to shout around for this one?
Yeah.
Should we play this one or the Jermaine Dupree remix one?
The upbeat one is a bit better for the audience.
The lyrics are kind of the same anyway, so JD. Yeah, that one's a bit more upbeat than the original.
The original's kind of gay.
I love the original.
Y'all don't hate me for this, but I didn't even know they had a damn...
What?
A Jermaine Dupri remix?
The upbeat one, bro!
There's an upbeat one again?
You're not talking about top producers, Jermaine Dupri.
He's like a Swiss Beats version of the South.
More songwriter.
That too.
What the hell?
Who is it?
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's hiding.
It's what?
It's hiding.
Hiding.
Whatever.
You got it?
Mo?
It's fresh.
How did I know?
Yo!
Wooden cross, nigga?
He said wooden cross!
Hey man!
I'm trying to get you a gift, bro!
Listen man, it's a real cross right here.
Yeah, I need a wooden cross, nigga.
What's up, fag?
This is what happens when I'm not here, man.
This is crazy.
Why are you still up?
I mean, I was trying to find you a gift, bro.
No, bro.
You're trying to crucify me.
No!
No, man!
Six feet!
Seven.
I'm only like 5'11".
I mean, I ain't gonna crucify you on it, bro.
I just kind of want, you know...
It'd be a good place to have a barbecue.
You know what my Halloween costume's gonna be?
What?
Darkness.
Well, anyway, we're on the top three.
Most Sim songs.
What?
I'm just saying.
We're in the top three most Sim songs right now.
You came in the perfect time.
Wait.
You were in the top three?
We're in the top three right now.
Let them go home, bro!
Let them go home!
Never!
Everyone here is being held hostage!
This is what?
No one can leave!
What do you call that?
Employee slavery?
What do you call that?
Is it that?
Illegal?
When Myron ordered the sushi, I was like, Bills, we finna see the sun.
We finna see the sun.
Wait, is this cold, sir?
This nigga's weekend.
Alright, look.
Subbed.
Look, man.
Angie already made the joke earlier, nigga.
That shit is hilarious, bro.
Shout out Angie.
Something about to go up right now.
It is 6 in the morning, bro.
Who goes harder in the pit than us?
Yeah, wait.
What the hell are you doing all this time?
That's a very good question.
Bro, we was talking about...
We was talking about...
Were you with...
I was networking, man.
Were you with a pool?
Wait, hold on.
I was networking, man.
I was networking, man.
Is there a pool?
It's what, 7 in the morning?
Bro.
It's 6.
Well, hold on, hold on.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Actually, no, it is about to be 7, actually.
Hold on, Fresh is a man of God.
Oh, here we go.
He's been...
If he's a man of God, they give me a cross, nigga.
Bro, he's...
I got a cross!
Bro, he's...
Yeah, but the thing is, when Fresh has a cross, it's for the right reasons.
Wait, is that MTV? Bro, just keep it on...
Bro, don't even...
Bro!
What?
Bro.
See, y'all don't understand.
I have to hold my arm back from being himself.
If I don't want to take him back, he's going to hang somebody.
Bro, I was just.
By the way.
I was just telling you.
By the way.
By the way.
Hold on.
Hold on.
First and foremost, I use this rope for manual labor.
What?
I use it for manual labor.
What kind of manual labor?
I don't know why you asked that, bro.
I got a truck or something.
Did that bitch call me fat earlier?
Which one?
I understand?
It's a baggy hoodie.
I'm not fat, bro.
Wait, which one called you fat?
Was it the black one?
A lot of them.
A lot of them called it.
I think it was the black one.
It was the black one.
And I'm ready.
It was the black one that called you fat.
I'm ready.
Let's go find her.
To do what?
I'm going to keep it 100.
They was hating, bro.
You would have had a lot more generous rating.
Thank you.
Thank you, Mo.
If they rated you first...
I should have wore the shirt with the arm holes out, bro.
No, I said...
With the guns out, they'd be like, damn, they're thinking fine.
I think if they rated you...
I think they would have rated you generously if they rated you first.
You think so?
Yes.
A lot of them rated you because they was just butt hurt, bro.
It's all good, man.
Which one was it again?
I can't remember.
It was a Hispanic one then.
Probably a Hispanic one.
I can't remember which one it was.
Cause that's enough.
Cause only one of them knew the...
Let's go find them.
What the?
Wait, bro.
Go find one.
Let's go find them.
Yo, Myron, meet your mic.
Hey, no.
Meet your mic.
What's wrong with this nigga, man?
Yo, y'all been hyping this nigga up too much, man.
No, I'm not hyping this nigga.
I had to just...
I'm like, bro, what do y'all want from me, bro?
I'm an equal opportunity racist.
It was a Spanish one.
Let's go find her.
Bro.
Why they say Fresh was Peyton?
They say Fresh was Peyton!
Peyton?
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Yo!
Girl!
Shorty was like, yo!
Your shirt's dirty!
Bitches to paint!
Cause it's down in your apartment!
Like, you don't understand?
You drip?
Like, actual drip?
I thought, she thought your paint dripped on you instead!
She thought she was a worker!
She thought she was a carpenter on her day off!
This shit ain't cheap!
It ain't cheap either, man!
Goddamn!
Ah, yeah!
One of them knew though.
Yeah, yeah.
That one that knew.
The French girl knew.
Yeah.
She said after me to show, she's like, yo, you know what?
You look good in your gallery.
I was like, thank you.
Thank you, Frenchie.
Oui, oui.
The amount of cap these girls be having, bro.
I'm like, you just butt hurt.
You'll fuck fresh.
More thing you slick, bro.
Yo, Myron.
What?
What is that?
Nah, bro.
Nah.
I'm out, bro.
I'm out.
Bro.
Bro.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm not putting it on.
I'm not putting it on.
You're putting it on.
Bro, you're putting it on.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
Yo.
No, it's not, bro.
Freshest Face is top ten.
This is the gif right here, Fresh.
Bro.
See, you guys don't understand, man.
Myron without any type of, like, restraint is a wild animal.
When he's wild, things happen.
You don't want that, I'm telling you.
We've been canceled days ago.
No, no, not days ago.
Minutes ago.
We've been canceled at the very beginning.
So I have to be like, you know what, Myron?
Here's the voice of reason.
Wait, I'm gonna hide it.
Relax, nigga.
Okay, good.
See, that's doable.
That's doable.
Habibi!
That's doable.
Okay.
That's more him.
Habibi!
You dressed just like this nigga.
Don't worry.
Habibi?
Yeah.
Assalamu alaikum, Habibi!
Yeah, man.
Don't worry.
Relax.
Bro, what time is...
Yeah, I need that.
Give me that.
Wallahi!
Wallahi, Habibi!
Alhamdulillah.
Yeah.
Don't worry.
We in the shadow room, right?
Yeah, yeah, we in the shadow room.
Don't worry.
Yeah.
Bro.
What do you mean I'm slick?
I'm a man of God, too.
Alright, ninjas.
So, we gonna go to number three?
Let's get married.
Well, I got my white shirt on.
I got my white shirt on.
Sorry, I mean my white...
We still in the shadow realm.
Alright, let's go, ninjas.
Y'all niggas got scary, huh?
Y'all saw me put this white on, y'all got scary.
You guys should have seen the studio.
Everybody lost time losing their shit.
I put this thing on.
Oh my god, no!
I'm like, nigga, it's my religion.
Relax.
Thank you, Mo.
Bruh, you...
I know I'm most responsible.
Hey, Angie, where'd you put my shit?
What?
You know what you did with me.
I hate it.
You hate it?
Yeah.
What do you mean you hate it?
I hate it.
Bro, you don't need it.
So, yeah, bro.
Number three, that's from one of my favorite groups.
And it's a group that I grew up loving.
It's a group that I grew up always listening to, jamming to.
And this is the JD version, you said?
Oh, no, this is the JD version.
I got to do the JD version right here, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It is 6.48 a.m.
6.48?
Habibi's in town.
Habibi!
Wallahi!
Well, it's about to come out.
And, uh, I don't know why these guys are still up.
But, uh, dang it.
I paid extra, though.
They still get paid at the same rate, nigga.
Chill, man.
I got them.
Alright, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Let's think of paying them more.
I got that era money, right?
Yeah, apparently.
Got an old money.
Oh, oh, oh, run DMC.
OK, beat y'all.
Ew.
He kissed her.
Wait, what?
What?
What do you think?
Yeah, I know my name.
Come on.
Number three, Simpsons.
I'm both jamming right now.
What are these niggas wearing?
Like a wedding tussedo.
Yeah.
Who are these niggas?
Jacket Edge.
I should do it.
Presto Bob Nell's are the house.
Oh, yeah, right.
I should do it.
You're a white dress.
What about a white hood?
No.
Young girls, we might as well do it, yeah You guys need some help, man.
I'll prepare for you guys, man.
Niggas, it's Hot 10 Simpsons.
Oh.
Frankly, girl, I'm tying up this emptiness.
I want to come home to you and only you.
Shimona.
Shemona!
Long song, fag.
I know!
That nigga's ears are too big, bro.
It was probably 2000s, bro.
That shit's too big, though, bro.
That shit's about to fall off.
That used to be what was cool back then.
Uh...
What the fuck?
Who is this nigga?
Grab Run.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
This nigga think it's fucking 1985 or some shit.
Jay-Z? He said Jay-Z? Bruh.
He's trying to be like Daisy.
All I got to say is y'all niggas can't stop me on Halloween.
On Halloween.
Bro, he's talking to you, bro.
What day is Halloween, man?
Is it a Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday?
What day is that?
Yo, we need to go to Orlando for Halloween.
All of us.
Let's do it.
This guy, bro.
I'll go to Halloween for my birthday.
If I wear my costume.
Fine.
Yeah, wear that.
No, no, not this one.
It's not this one.
No, no, no.
Yo, I don't know you, bro.
I don't know you.
I don't know you.
We'll lie.
Oh, my God.
Even worse, dude.
It's on a Tuesday, bro.
But Marvin had nothing to do.
I guess we're going to stream then, dude.
No, no, no.
Halloween, bro.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, but you'll probably do some fuck shit.
No, we're doing a stream on that day.
But we here now, bro.
OK, KK, if you know what I'm saying.
All right, bro, we ain't doing a stream yet.
All right, number three.
Is that Tyrese dancing?
I like his beat.
It's a cool beat.
Guys, learn to talk too. - What the fuck, girl?
My phone died.
You came here without your phone being charged?
Bro, I have a life unlike you guys.
Oh, now you have a life.
What are you doing with your life the past few hours?
Listen, man.
I was creating culture and networking.
Man.
What are you doing?
Listen to the gay ass songs.
Girl is just getting married.
I just want to get married.
Are you jiggling, bro?
You were hooking up with some girl.
No, it was not.
What?
No, he wasn't.
That doesn't even know where a pool is supposed to be.
Thank you, Mo.
Bro, listen.
Fresh was out here donating to the church and to the non-profit organization.
He was fucking...
A retard!
How about that?
What the heck?
Yeah!
I would never!
Fresh would never.
I would never!
Well, Fresh, thanks again for donating today.
Angie, get me the black and white one.
Wait, what?
Where's Angie?
No, no, Angie's staying there.
Angie's staying there.
No, no, I'm trying to get the...
The Sudanese actually wear a black and white one.
Oh.
Yeah, I'm like a fucking Saudi right now.
Wait, you have a black and white one?
Yeah.
Can you get me that some black and white?
Yeah, I look like a Saudi Arabian right now.
This is unacceptable.
Habibi!
Yeah.
Anyway, number two.
Yes, we're going to get us to number two right now.
Thank you.
Wait, don't you work tomorrow?
Oh, no, you don't work tomorrow.
We don't work tomorrow.
We do.
Yeah, we got fed it.
Oh.
Yeah, I got mine.
You're what?
I'm going to talk to my speech therapist on my stream.
Oh, you're going to talk to your speech therapist?
She's going to tell me how much I failed.
But you know what?
Damn.
I tried.
Hey, hey, hey.
You know what?
Yo, the new brush.
You got to admit, from back then to now, it has improved greatly.
But my vocabulary is not that, you know, vast.
So the reason why I've not been improving that much is because I've not learned any new words.
But, coming soon I will.
Oh my god.
Don't choke, nigga.
Don't choke.
Yo.
Oh god.
Listen.
Now that was fucking funny.
I'm funny, man.
You give me three jokes, I'll get one of them right.
Nigga, what are you wearing?
Nigga, this is half the costume.
Angie won't give me the other half.
Thank God, bro.
Yo, see, at least Mo and Angie have common sense.
This nigga has no sense, bro.
Nigga just gets off the leash, goes crazy.
And yo, how many times I was still trying to hold Myron back, bro?
I'm like, yo, Myron, come on, bro.
You can hold anybody back, bro.
Bro, listen, French, bro.
Don't make me...
I'll take my shirt off right here, right now, in this fucking...
I'll take my...
Do it.
I'll be shirtless as a motherfuck...
Listen, bro.
I'll be shirtless as a motherfuck...
I dare you.
Wallahi.
Do it.
Bro, don't dare me, bro.
I'll do it, bro.
I'll do it now.
Do it.
I'll do it now.
I'll do it.
Don't forget, bro.
Mo, if you do it, I'll do it.
What?
All right, if y'all niggas actually go ahead and take your shirts off, I'm putting the hood on 100%.
No, I'm good.
I'm good.
You got to eradicate that disgustingness.
I'm full on.
No, no, no.
Actually, no.
Oh, my God.
You know, it's still a little cold in here, so I think I need to keep this hoodie on.
By the way, Mo, I'm about to expose you, faggot.
This nigga, right?
I think you slick.
What happened?
So I see Mo after the show with some riz doing like this, mashed potatoes and ribs on his freaking fingers, talking to this French girl.
Oh, shit.
He's like, what?
She's like, oui, oui.
And he's like into her Instagram.
I saw you, Mo!
Cause, you know what's funny?
She's like, what's your Instagram?
I'm like, okay, I'll put it in.
I see Big Mo says, this nigga, bro!
I'm like, cause you know what, like, in the search bar, you can see who she said before.
My recent search.
I'm like, why's Mo in here?
He's risen her up the whole time.
You're funny, Mo.
You're funny, man.
Mo, that's very...
Haram!
Yeah, he thinks he's slick, bro.
But he's not slick, man.
I caught you!
Instagram handed.
Damn, why'd you expose him like that, nigga?
Oh, my bad.
Listen, I know...
Are we live?
Look.
Alright, you know what?
I know...
Now you gotta expose him back.
For what?
Nah.
Wait, for what?
I'll just...
Listen, I know what...
Talk about his retarded chick.
What?
That thinks that pools exist in shitty hotels.
Nigga.
I ain't gonna lie, I was about to say which one.
Bro.
Y'all think y'all funny, huh?
Y'all think y'all funny, but you're not funny, bro.
Listen, listen.
I know what you guys are thinking.
And I'll have to explain to you.
It's not what it looks like.
I'm sure, bro.
It's actually worse.
What?
Okay, number two, number two, number two.
Wait.
Are you trying to say you fornicated with France?
Wait, that quick?
That quick?
Bro, I've been here.
I was going to say, how'd you do it?
What?
I was here.
Okay, maybe you met her before.
I don't fucking know.
That was easy.
Not that one.
Alright, we're going to go to number two.
Guys, this song was debatable to be number one.
Which one is it?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
This song was debatable to be number one.
You wanna give me the intro?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I was about to take this.
Myron wants to say it, I can say it.
Alright, you can take it.
I got it.
You got it?
Alright, go ahead.
This was, both me and Myron agreed, we wanted this to be number one.
It almost cracked the number one.
A lot of people in here could argue that this could be number one.
I wouldn't blame anyone, but yo, this was probably one of the biggest synth anthems.
We talk about it all the time.
We've sung about it all the time.
Keep sweat.
It's in my list, though.
My actual list consists of at least 50 songs in there.
Just to catch fresh up, I'm an R&B guy and there's a ton of R&B songs I know.
I studied R&B for a long time.
Alright.
Yeah, so, okay.
I want to see if the audience knows.
Number two.
No, no, no.
Let's see if the audience knows.
Not that one, Bills.
Not that one, not that one, not that one.
Thank God, my boy.
Not that one.
You caught me on right on time, my boy.
Yeah, that's what I was like.
I want to see if they know what it is.
Let's see what they say here.
Another gay song.
Buy You a Drink?
Nope.
Number one?
Nope.
They said Drake.
Drake?
What's the song?
Key Sweat.
Thong song?
The fuck?
Neo, Because of You?
Oh, that's really gay.
That one?
Um, Jacquees.
No.
Mario, Let Me Love You?
Good guess, but no.
How do I? Baby Justin Bieber?
Baby, baby, baby.
My Love?
Nope.
Buy You a Drink?
Nope.
I Need a Girl Part 2?
Nope.
Boyfriend Number 2?
Hilarious.
Beautiful?
Nope.
Oh, there it goes.
I see it.
Okay, okay, niggas.
Okay.
I seen it.
You know what?
We gotta just pull it up on screen.
Bills, you know what to do.
Pull it up on screen.
I get it.
Y'all ninjas know what time it is.
Y'all ready?
Y'all ready, man?
What are you wearing, bro?
This one was debatable number two.
Well, I'm wearing half the outfit.
Thanks, you fucking fags.
Alright, let's go.
Mario Winans.
I don't wanna know.
Bro.
And just so y'all faggots know, this is not a weekend song.
This is a Mario Winans fucking song.
This is the original.
Fuck The Weeknd, that faggot.
Canadian loser.
Damn.
This is the original song.
I still like The Weeknd.
This is Brian.
He is the original simp.
Shout out to Mario Wine is the original simp.
This wasn't Weekend's first time doing that simp.
Weekend is the second simp.
Wait, did he die?
No.
Nah, this thing is still alive.
I still like The Weeknd.
I don't think Vita Guerrero's in this video guys.
They saying Vita Guerrero bro.
I don't think so, but let's see.
It probably is her.
Now I just remember a bunch of black chicks.
They got the baggy clothes on.
Is this her?
That might be her bro.
Oh shit!
Can we play the lyrics?
Can we play the lyrics on this?
Yo, imagine?
No.
You got cheated on with a white dude, bro.
That's an L. If you're playing me, keep it on the low.
Cause my heart can't take Why do you care?
And if you're creeping, please don't let it show.
Goddamn.
This is disgusting, bro.
How's this legal?
What's the nigga that did it, dog?
Themselves?
What the fuck?
Bro.
She needs to live, dog.
Yo, with our clothes on, too.
Get on the side.
Get on the side with our clothes on.
But pictures?
Yo.
Get on the side, my guy.
This nigga is going through it.
Yo, but shorty cheated.
Take a fully clothed on.
Shorty cheated with a white dude, though.
That's a L.
Yo.
The music gang that we do down, nigga.
That white dude?
That's a disgraceful, bro.
If you're creeping, please don't let it show.
For the piano, yeah, yeah.
Oh, did he touch you better than, touched you better than, I want to fall asleep, want to fall asleep, baby.
Oh, did he touch you better than, better than, than I can say, more than I can say to you.
Oh, yeah.
I don't want to know your whereabouts or how you moving.
I know when you in the house or when you cruising.
It's been proven my love you abusing.
I can't understand how a man got you choosing.
Undecided, I came and provided my undecided.
Nigga, all these videos are desperate.
I don't even try it.
I know when you lying.
I know why you crying.
I'm not applying no pressure.
Just want to let you know that I don't want to let you go.
And I don't want to let you leave.
Can't say I didn't let you breathe.
Gave you extra cheese.
Put you in an SUV. You want an ice, so I made you freeze.
Made you hot like the Western Deez.
It's time you invest in me.
Cause if not, then it's best you leave.
Nigga looking at old videos of him and his chick.
Crying.
Bruh!
I got it, though.
Niggas do that now on their iPhone.
Yeah, facts.
I miss my ex!
Niggas!
This is how you do it back in the early 2000s, man.
Niggas ain't have smartphones.
Niggas is out here.
What the fuck?
Yo, this ain't Vida Guerrero, nigga.
Yo, she wear weave?
Yeah, he crying over a black woman.
I know.
It's a hell, bro.
Stupid.
Ew.
That white man can have her, bro.
White man can have her.
Keep her, bro.
What you gotta say about white niggas, bro?
This nigga hugging the screen.
Yo, yo, real talk, bro.
What you saying there?
If you're a girl.
What the?
Bruh, Myron.
My bad.
Bruh, we was.
I got excited.
If your girl.
She's on you with a white man.
You're black, bro.
Kill yourself.
Give me a hood!
Damn, fresh!
You can't even say that!
Give me the hood now!
Bro, my shirt is on!
I'm just saying, bro.
My shirt is on, Murray!
My shirt on!
Okay, alright.
See, there you go.
Thank you.
That's a bad threat, man.
Bro, that...
What?
The hood?
Don't say that, man.
What do you mean?
You talking shit about wire people.
No, I'm not!
It's the goddamn truth, nigger!
Bro, fresh.
Let's continue.
Bro, it's like...
Okay.
That was weird here.
Bro, what do y'all...
What do y'all want from me, bro?
That was weird.
What do y'all want from me?
Bro, that is literally the pot calling the kettle black.
Bro, handle yourself.
Bro.
Bro, I swear on Fresh's Kids, bro.
What do y'all want from me, bro?
Nigga, what kids?
I put that on Fresh's Kids, bro.
I swear to God.
That's all I want, bro.
I swear to God.
I put that on Fresh's Kids, bro.
I got a dog.
I put that on Fresh's Kids, bro.
I swear to God, bro.
On Fresh's Kids, bro.
Nigga.
Oh, God, bro.
If I get pregnant, nigga.
Oh, God, bro.
She about to die down on them stairs.
Nigga, fuck that nigga.
I'm free for life.
Bad boys for life.
Bad boys for life is crazy, yo.
Bad boys for life is crazy, yo.
Bad boys for life.
That nigga doing the honor killing.
She can discard.
Stairs for life.
This is all allegedly, by the way.
Oh, man.
Allegedly, allegedly.
We're still in the shadow realm, don't worry.
Damn.
It's 7 in the morning, bro.
Y'all niggas need some help.
He needs a sleep aid.
Aww!
Oh, nigga, you got jokes too?
You think this is funny?
No, no, no, no, no.
Just kidding.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
These faggots thought it was funny earlier when she gave me the sleep, eh?
You're not funny!
That shit was funny!
That shit was fucking hilarious.
I wish she was going to sleep.
That fucking faggot told me you were laughing at me.
Bro, fresh out.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We weren't laughing at you.
We weren't laughing with you.
Nah, we were laughing at you It was not that funny bro It wasn't that funny.
No, it wasn't, bro.
Yes, it was.
You can relax, dog.
I'm dead You referred to your treatment Oh my god Yo you okay nigga?
You're a bit frog You're like Oh Oh Y'all niggas think this is funny?
No, no, no, no!
I'm playing!
I'm sorry!
End the stream! End the stream! End the stream! End the stream! End the stream! No! End the stream!
No.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Throw it away!
I'm playing!
I'm playing!
I'm playing I'm playing I'm playing Bro we gonna get banned from Rumble 2 How we get banned in the shadow realm Nigga, don't put this shit next to me.
Get this shit away from me, nigga.
Yo, listen, man.
I'm a proud black man, and I promise you, bro, I would never be seeing it on camera with that shit, nigga.
I'm a proud black man, man.
Hey, FBAs!
Foundation means black.
I'm black as hell, nigga.
Darkness.
Look, when God made the word...
I wasn't born yet, but I was in darkness.
Tell me that right now, bro.
Yo, they putting the juice emoji.
LAUGHTER Yo.
Yo.
You triggered my trap card!
We didn't.
Y'all need some help, man.
Fuck it, we here now, bro.
Hey, listen, Fresh.
That's it.
It's honor killing time.
Bro, honor killing is crazy, man.
Okay, who wants to go first?
72 virgins await you.
72?
Wait, what?
72, nigga.
72?
Fresh, you want some?
Nigga, get him first.
He's farther than me.
Get him first.
He's chunky.
Yeah, nigga, but you fuck a bunch of hoes.
You need us some virgins.
What?
No, I'm good, bro.
Alright, just, uh, this will be quick.
Just lean over.
What the fuck?
Wait, what?
I'll hit the vertebrae exactly and it will be painless.
Listen, bro.
I'm out of here, bro.
Listen, we were just listening to a bunch of arms.
I'm out of here, man.
No, nigga.
No.
I'm out of here.
They're trying to kill me, bro.
We're going to make this simple.
Chill out, bro. Chill out, bro. Chill out, bro.
Come on, man.
Chill out, bro.
Come on, man.
Chill out, bro.
Bruh.
I'm glad we're still in the shadow realm, bro. Chill out.
Yo.
*laughter* Chill out, bro.
Chill out, dawg.
Alright, you want to do the first song and then we do the honor killing?
Sure.
Number one?
Sure.
We'll do number one?
Alright.
Yeah, we're going to do number one, then all the killing.
Yeah!
Get Moe first, bro.
What do you mean Moe first?
What?
- Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh, Fred's going to die now!
Oh, shit!
Earthquake!
I can't breathe!
George Floyd!
If I slice him now, I'll get a triple kill.
George Floyd!
George Floyd!
If I slice him now, you'll get a what?
He said you'll get a triple kill!
George Floyd is kind of crazy.
I can't breathe!
BLM! BLM! BLM! Oh, shit.
BLM! BLM! George Floyd is kind of crazy.
George Floyd!
Yo, we in the shadow realm?
Yeah, you...
Wait, I can't say that?
I mean...
Too soon?
Too late?
I mean, that was more racist than me, bro.
Nigga, did you say George Floyd, bro?
Why'd you say I can't breathe, nigga?
I couldn't breathe.
Why'd you just say that?
I can't even say five years.
Yeah, but why'd you say George Floyd?
I couldn't breathe.
Just say I can't breathe.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I meant.
George Floyd is kind of crazy.
But it's synonymous.
It's synonymous.
Fresh is actually the most racist.
No, I'm not, bro.
Damn, man.
What the fuck was that?
No, I'm not, bro.
Damn.
Wow.
That was even too much crazy.
Fetano Floyd.
Fetano Floyd is crazy.
Fetano Floyd is kind of crazy, bro.
That's crazy, yo.
How you type that in the chat, gang?
Oh, my.
Bro.
This nigga racist.
Oh, now someone else is crazy now, bro?
Yeah, yeah, I'm taking a map.
Bro, now someone else crazy?
Yeah, this nigga racist, bro.
Bro, what?
This nigga racist.
Yo.
Yo, I promise you, bro.
After all, he's the racist one?
Y'all need some hoes, man.
He's the racist one?
Yeah, I'm hanging up the jersey for now.
He's the racist.
He's the racist.
After all, He's the racist one, bro!
Fresh is the racist one?
Me and you!
Fresh?
No, because he's saying fresh.
I'm like, fresh?
Fresh?
After what we just went through last night, you calling fresh the racist one, bro?
I'm not racist.
Bruh, it's me.
I'm the problem, bro.
He's gay-sis.
What?
Wait, you guys not hungry?
We ate.
Oh.
I go order breakfast.
Nah.
My favorite breakfast spot's actually open right now.
Nah.
What is it, Chick-fil-A? What do you mean, though?
Oh, Mo, you thought you were leaving?
What do you mean thought?
Isn't that illegal?
Told someone against their will?
Probably.
At a job?
Probably.
What the fuck's wrong with you, man?
You think I'm a criminal?
Wait, there's a time limit, bro.
You have to let him go home.
You have to let him go home legally.
No, there is, though.
Hey, so we're overtime.
You have to.
Well, look at their skin color.
What the fuck?
And I'm racist?
Bro.
Yo, Mo.
Fight for your rights, bro.
Defend yourself, bro.
Bro.
Tell the nigga you want to go home.
Listen.
I'm going home.
I ain't going to go home.
What is that on the screen?
What the?
What the?
Bro, was that a walrus?
What the?
What is that?
Bro, that's this.
Yo, dog.
Come on, man.
Yo, something to get this nigga, bro.
Goddamn!
I'm not gonna lie, Mo.
I thought I was fat, nigga, but you...
Goddamn.
Shout out medium, Mo.
To his defense, see, that was before he lost a lot of the weight.
Okay, good.
Good.
Good.
Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie, I was doing worse even back then, bro.
Last song?
Yeah.
We've reached the number one song.
And to be honest with y'all, I was gonna do a lot of this on castleclub.tv.
Why not, man?
I want to give it to y'all for free.
So the only thing I ask, guys, is before we get into number one, do me one favor.
Like the video.
Subscribe to us on YouTube.
Join CastleClub.tv.
And we're trying to keep the content as free as possible.
Yeah.
Right?
That's all we ask.
Yeah, that's all we ask, guys.
And you can see all the Frank Castles on CastleClub.tv.
Yeah.
And live streams as well.
IRLs.
Anchor car shows.
Double dates.
All in between.
I'm going to give you the honor.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm sorry to be a horrible person right now.
I know that we're about to hit number one, but boy, we got a lot of rumble rants and we have some big supporters in here for real.
Alright, let's do it.
We do have to do these.
Yeah, let's do it.
Just give me like one second and I'll load it up for you.
WBills, bro.
Look at Bills being responsible.
WBills.
See, this is a problem, right?
Mine goes on rants, and we can't read none of y'all supporters, man.
Yo, chill, nigga.
Yo, am I tripping?
Bro, you not tripping, bro.
I swear to God, bro.
Yo, that's like a lawnmower.
You start it?
You can't turn it off, nigga.
Bro, don't you identify as a lawnmower?
Yes, but I'm actually a lawnmower.
You're just like pretending to be one.
I was born this way.
Who was more?
Aretha Franklin.
I was born this way, bro.
Aretha Franklin, but like, because I be singing and shit.
There's still more coming in.
It's a lot.
A lot of supporters tonight.
Appreciate all y'all.
Thank you guys so much, bro.
Real talk, man.
Shout out to you guys, man.
Big ups to you guys.
Make sure you guys like the video.
We've been streaming all night, man.
Make sure you guys are commenting, sharing, subscribing.
Make sure you tell the friends to tell all your other friends.
And just so you don't know, bro, the work doesn't end.
Angie's actually going to go to the studio and manage the carpet people that are going to be at the new studio.
I'm probably going to go with her, fuck it, whatever.
The grind don't stop, bro.
You know what I mean?
You're already up, bro.
Yeah, I'm already up.
So we're going to probably go.
We're going to get new carpet.
Yeah, y'all niggas coming too.
I'm just kidding.
Yo, real talk, man.
The grind don't stop, guys.
We really do want to give y'all the best content that we can.
The new studio is going to be lit.
We're making sure it's going to be lit.
Like I said, we're investing in getting y'all the best studio we can so that the experience is better.
And yo, shout out to fucking Bills and shout out to fucking Mo for staying behind the scenes.
And running the show.
Thank you to Angie for fact checking a lot of the stuff because, you know, it makes it easier so that they don't have to go ahead and research because obviously they're doing a bunch of things.
So, you know, we got a team here.
You know, shout out to Nigger Fresh for showing up late as a nigger that he would.
And real talk, man.
We love y'all.
Hey, man.
At least I showed up.
Some niggas never show up.
True.
That's true.
I show up every day.
Hey, that's facts.
Especially for niggas black as you.
I'm surprised.
But real talk, man.
Like, yo, the sun is up, guys.
Y'all see this shit?
Man, I fucking knew he was going to see the sun, bro.
Ain't no way the door knocking right now.
God damn, the camera went right.
God!
Fresh, you look hilarious, gang.
I can't believe it.
Huh?
It's security.
Is that for me?
So, anyway.
Part of the car.
Guys, we're going hard in the paint for y'all.
We're shutting down so much security even showed up.
Fresh parked incorrectly like a retard.
So, you know.
Definitely fresh parked.
Yeah, fresh parked like a fucking idiot.
Double parked and whatever.
But either way, y'all get the idea, man.
We're going hard to paint for y'all, man.
The only thing I ask, castleclub.tv supports the team, supports the mission so that we can continue to give y'all streams like this.
Um, yeah.
I'll close it.
I'll close it.
Oh, you can.
Alright, never mind.
They saying they can see Fresh now.
They said we can finally see Fresh.
Can they see that shit now?
Kinda, sorta.
Bro, I ain't gonna lie.
I knew it.
I was like, bro, we finna see the sun again, bro.
We finna see the sun.
It looks like a 5pm...
Is that Jose?
Yeah, I'm paying for the sun.
No, I just sent him a cash app!
Me and Bills, we carpool too.
We carpool, we Gucci.
Yeah, we Gucci.
On Guy.
So yeah, while we're getting everything situated, like the video, comment, share, subscribe.
Yo, thank you.
Yo, we were seeing all the Rumble Rants, bro.
This is the crazy.
It's an insane amount of love that a show like this is getting.
That's what happened to last during the eight hour show.
And yo, we fucking appreciate it.
Shout out to you guys in the comment section.
Yo, you really sticking up, sticking out with us through the good, through the bad, through the ugly, through the crazy.
Man, we fucking appreciate it.
And shoutouts to Fresh, you know, coming back, getting back here after donating to the church and to the non-profit organization.
Like, what the fuck is Fresh doing?
Come on, bro.
I was about to give you a Don DeMarco, bro.
Come on.
Bro.
Yeah, he might have farted on you, bro.
Hey, chill, bro.
You just farted on him too, bro.
This nigga sick, bro.
This nigga sick.
Oh, shit.
Bruh, and I smell that shit, bro.
Oh, shit.
He literally farted.
Oh, my God.
This nigga on the floor, bro.
This nigga on the floor, bro.
Bruh, you know what?
Fuck this shit, bro.
Fuck this shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God!
Yo!
Yo!
Rokishi!
Rokishi!
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Yo, please don't break the equipment, man.
We only got a couple weeks in here, man.
We only got a couple weeks, bro.
Yo, what the fuck?
You can't get a few, bro.
Oh, my God.
Mimo was shaking that nigga.
I'm tired, bro.
That was a tough one, man.
Alright, can we read the chats?
I need y'all to speed through these.
Well, I hope we're in the shadow realm, because these niggas already know about the races.
Alright, Love and the Hustle, let's go.
Love from Hawaii.
Shout out to you, bro.
Hopefully, you don't burn to death.
What?
No, the fires.
Damn, nigga.
Brian Adams was the biggest pop simp of the 90s.
Everything I Do was the movie for Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, a movie about a king that dies for his wife so she could fuck his first night in L.A. Damn.
Jadakiss has the first Swiss beat song, All for the Love, and it's confirmed.
Okay.
Bunny's Best Bet says, Where are all the girls?
They're fresh off them.
Y'all crazy still alive.
No, for real.
Strider Stank says, Liquid Swords is one of the best albums ever.
Come on, Habibi!
Habibi!
Everblazer says, Wu-Tang were very influential to most rappers back then.
Like Bills, I don't listen to them either, but they do have some nice beats though.
Come on.
Notice how you say they have nice lyrics.
Ha!
The Alpha Widow.
Girls is Players 2.
Coilerae, ha ha ha.
Yo, Coilerae is the biggest L. She's an L, bro.
That bitch DM me too, talk a shit.
Fuck that dumbass skin whore.
I remember we was listening to that song when we was eating tacos the other day.
You dumbass bitch.
When you heard Girls is Players 2, you was like, what the fuck?
She got no ass, bro.
She got no ass.
She's not even hot.
No titties either.
Her dad is a fucking failure rapper.
Eminem embarrassed him.
Benzino sucks.
Roids.
Yeah, nigga trash.
I'm still niggas for Coilerae.
I'm niggas.
Nicole Too Smooth says...
Nobody listens to Wu-Tang.
I think their clothing was more popular than their music.
Thank you so much.
Facts, that's true.
Niggas speaking facts.
How the fuck is this still live?
I went to bed at 9pm EST to wake up for work.
I just woke up.
Y'all still going?
Nigga, they're still going.
I just got here.
The Eric Taylor says...
Saul Goodman.
What the...
Saul Goodman.
Alright, Saul Goodman.
Jesse's girl!
Hollow Man.
Farmington.
He called it from before.
We're talking about Miss Independent probably number one.
Stay tuned for part two, nigga.
Hollow Man.
Spizzikes, you were a real CT ninja, haha.
I went to school in Hartford for a year, but Buckley, and that's all the Puerto Rican kids used to wear.
Bro, you went to Buckley, nigga?
Goddamn, you're a nigga.
This the hood, ain't it?
What the?
Goddamn, Buckley was where the niggas went, bro.
Actually, no, Hartford High was where all the niggas went.
Legend Blue Nines.
Those are the shoes.
Chariot 12s.
Yep, we talked about those.
RY goes, why do you use Firefox?
Oh, because sometimes Chrome is gay.
Just to simply say, we use one browser for sharing screen, and just we use another browser for non-audio purposes, so we just stick to Firefox.
Nigga, why you being nice about it?
Tell him, fuck you, motherfucker.
Fuck Google Chrome.
Fuck everything else.
We use Firefox.
Fuck y'all bitch-ass niggas.
Damn!
Damn!
That's what we're talking about, baby.
We're Firefox gang, nigga.
I'm just kidding.
It's because Google Chrome sucks with audio, guys.
That's why.
Because y'all niggas are going to be in here bitching.
Bro, El Audio!
El Audio!
El Bills!
El Mo!
El Myron!
El Fresh!
They don't say El Myron with the audio.
Yeah, they do.
No, they don't.
No, they don't, nigga.
No, they don't.
They say Elbils and Elchris.
Or no, they say Elmo.
They say Elmo like the Sesame Street character.
I'm like, Elmo!
That shit don't even...
Elmo!
Sesame Street!
What stream?
It's not playing.
Did we go over seven hours?
People are complaining in the chat.
They're saying lag.
Yeah.
Even Rumble's saying this is too much.
Damn!
Can someone in the chat let me know if you guys are watching this live?
Can we get some comments just to confirm that we are still going straight?
I'm not playing on Rumble.
You know what?
We might need to exit the Shadow Realm.
No, because...
How are we going to exit the satellite?
We can't.
Why not?
Because remember, it's playing the rumble.
It's not loading.
So if the rumble's...
So if the rumble's like freezing, so is the YouTube.
Because it's playing from the rumble's playback.
I'm getting some good, some no sound, some no sound, some no sound.
Some sound, no.
No, it's not playing.
It's lagging.
Let me go check something real quick.
All right.
Keep that pause for a second.
One second.
Ah, that shit should be working, bro.
Yeah, the show's good on my shit right now.
Or wait, hold on.
Damn, we got 7,000 niggas watching?
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
We've maintained about 6,000 to 7,000 the whole time.
They just said lagged, lagged, lagged and muted.
Can you?
Comment ones if y'all can hear me, please.
No, we wouldn't be able to hear you.
I mean...
I can see it playing on my screen.
Comment ones if y'all can hear.
It's a little laggy, but I can see it.
Alright, guys, give me ones in the chat, if y'all got a stream.
I'm hearing you again.
Yeah, I'm getting ones.
Yeah, we back.
Yeah, I'm getting ones.
Ones, ones, ones.
Yeah, we good.
We back.
I'm not fucking leaving!
The show goes on!
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fuckin' wreckin' ball to take me outta here!
Alright.
We're back, niggas.
Like SoundDBZ, Myron is in his second form right now.
Soon we'll see Myron in his perfect Section 8 form, known as Myron, complete with do-rag and cape.
Bro.
At the One Mill party, y'all niggas will see it for Fresh Fit Clips.
I have a picture of him with a Durek on.
It's not a Durek, nigga.
It's a Durek to me.
It's a wave cap.
You guys want to see it, One Mill.
On the Clips channel.
Clips channel.
Fresh Fit Clips, go subscribe right now, niggas.
There's 7,000 y'all watching.
Or just pay me 10k, I'll send it to you.
What?
Pay me 10k, I'll send it to you on the low.
Myron, I didn't know that you were that Nick-ger.
Bro, you see what I mean?
Yeah, niggas, man.
I'm trying to get the rumble chat on YouTube, and we've been going for about three weeks now.
And there's over a hundred terms that these dudes have used to be racist.
Bro, niggas used a juice emoji.
Like orange juice to refer to juice.
So creative, bro.
How are we going to filter a juice emoji, gang?
You should know why I don't want the chat on YouTube, bro.
These niggas are evil, bro.
Y'all niggas are evil, man.
You know to fuck us up.
You still want to do it, man.
That's fucked up, man.
Instead of us canceling ourselves, you want to cancel us yourselves, bro.
Y'all chat niggas.
Come on, bro.
Do a bend over, round back way of saying the same thing.
Oh, man.
Let's not forget, Elvis started with this Heartbreak Hotel.
Then, again, the women are feminine back then.
Fair enough.
Dez goes, I didn't know mine was an N-word like that.
The Jordan Talk eye-opening.
I am a nigger at heart.
I got divorced, military, retired.
My ex became a feminist, now working for USPS 48K, studying electrical engineering, 16 plus K, and VA 52K, new girlfriend, Brazil 23, virgin, evangelical.
There you go, my friend.
Good shit.
Honestly, a virgin though, man.
You better double check.
Well, you're actually a good singer.
Thanks, yes.
Yes, he is.
Bruce, B, 300 bucks.
Shout out to you, my friend.
Thank you, bro.
That's love, bro.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
And guys, again, if you guys want to show your chats on screen immediately, bro, fnfsuperchat.com.
We can get you faster on that one, because Rumble, we got to filter it a little bit, because I think it's crazy, bro.
I think it's really crazy.
Don't give me another Don DeMarco.
Thank you so much, guys.
Those shit poster 69.
The Anal Destruction League is gonna raid your studio after the stream.
The ADL. I wasn't that bad first, I promise.
Yo.
I promise it wasn't that bad, bro.
Bro, it was worse, bro.
bro.
What is, nigga?
Shut the fuck up.
My bad, I'm the problem.
What'd you say, bro?
My bad, my bad.
I didn't say nothing.
Mo, what'd he say?
He said everything!
Bro, he said everything!
No, I didn't!
Stop lying!
Oh my, wait, I thought my mic was muted.
I didn't say everything.
Man, now you're gonna have fresh stress the rest of the day, bro.
Bro, he should be!
I mean, never mind.
Mo, you wanna know what's the worst ending of Fresh and Fit?
What's up?
Myron.
Like, see, I believe in evolution, right?
Yeah.
But the only factor that can destroy Fresh and Fit is Myron.
Damn, bro, that hurt my feelings.
You do it to yourself, nigga!
You do it to yourself!
Nigga, you would destroy the world!
Nigga, I didn't even do anything that crazy!
Moe said you did.
Don't believe him!
He's fat!
You can't believe him!
What the fuck?
Bro, what?
Moe, it was not that bad, nigga.
You're right, you're right.
It wasn't that bad.
It wasn't that bad, okay.
It wasn't that bad.
Like, it was actually worse, bro!
It was worse!
It was worse!
That goddamn, bro.
This nigga marched!
Yo, okay, fine.
Look, look, look, look, look.
I promise it was not that bad.
You know, I did a...
You know, I just...
See, Myron is too real for TV, bro.
And I danced a little bit.
Yo dude, he's too real for TV.
And I wear the true hat.
We were doing so good bro.
We were doing so good.
See, he's smart.
He went until I'm gone to do all this shit, bro.
Yo, bro.
Report to me everything he does, bro.
Everything.
I wore it for like maybe...
Three minutes.
Yeah, three minutes.
Three minutes, Myrene.
Be honest.
You can't fight them, bro.
Why even do this to yourself?
You said you can't fight them, bro.
Hey, man, listen.
I'm over here.
I'm gonna be okay.
What the fuck, bro?
This nigga, man.
He'll be alright.
Anyhow, Jim Carlin says, I'm not racist.
Enough.
Oh, shit!
It's them boys.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, see?
Oh, he made an account!
We'll be hearing from our lawyers.
Also, shout out to Maritha Franklin.
Who the fuck is that?
Oh, shit!
It's them boys!
Oh, shit!
Yo, y'all make fun of this shit.
When they come for your ass nigga, you gonna know.
That shit don't know no joke.
Thanks, Andrew.
Xeno4L says, Myron, what fuels your fight to never concede, even at the risk of it all?
Is it religious, personal, or calm?
You mean you're calm?
I mean, bro, it's all jokes, man.
It's all in the pursuit of comedy, bro.
I mean, I make fun of all races, you know?
So, all religions, all races.
I make fun of myself.
I make fun of Muslims.
I make fun of Jews.
I make fun of Christians.
I make fun of atheists, lol.
I make fun of everybody, bro.
So, I mean...
Nobody's safe.
Yeah, nobody's safe from my wrath.
So, I just make jokes on everybody.
If it makes you feel better, bro, I made fun of Muslims right after.
It doesn't.
Not at all.
Laugh my ass off.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Oh my bad.
Bruh.
Tricks91 says, check out Rucka's Rucka Palestine track Congoloids.
Went hard in the paint on the juice.
What is it?
Rucka Rucka's.
What's that?
Uncle Ruckus.
Oh.
Wait, did he do that too?
Do what?
Not yet.
The Uncle Ruckus impression?
Not yet.
Who's Uncle Ruckus?
You know Uncle Ruckus.
Boondocks?
Oh.
Nah.
Cool.
Nah.
Not yet.
Life with Electronic says...
Bro, nigga, all I did was dance, man.
I ain't that serious.
That wasn't...
You know that was...
I mean, bro, I ain't gonna lie.
That song is lit, though.
There's this one song that slaps.
That's the remix.
Yannick's wanna hear it?
No.
No.
It's too early for this, man.
Bro, you barely...
What the fuck?
Type in hardstyle.
Nah.
Nah.
Bruh, you barely like my government name, bro.
Uh, uh...
Has a negra.
Bruh, bruh.
Negra, don't do this.
Don't do this.
Hardstyle.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, we don't.
No, we don't, bro.
We don't want to see it, bro.
Nigga.
Oh, fresh and fit.
It's cool, bro.
My chiropractor's Jewish, bro.
Fresh and fit for the win.
Damn right, I'm scared, nigga.
I'm mightfully scared, bro.
Nobody will stop the real good-ish in this world.
No matter how much they try, my colleagues are always annoyed that I hear your shows loud as fuck.
I am...
Your guy for electronics.
I am your guy for electronics.
Nigga, you need to sleep, nigga.
Alright, I am tired.
Rylan says, fresh, all the ghosts hating on your drip.
Facts.
You know what it is, bro?
They don't understand that when you have games...
The stripper knew about it.
She knows again.
Listen, when you have the finesse, you have the swagger, the suave, you can wear anything and still bang these hoes.
Bro, I don't think her boyfriend's extra serious.
No.
I think she was coping.
Because if she's that free to do all that shit, bro, and he's just cool with it, he probably don't care like that.
He just fucks her, bro.
Yeah, because, nigga, that could be your girl, and he's cool with that.
No way.
No way.
Ultimately, her boobs gonna pay for her.
It's a W for her.
Or she gives him money.
That too.
That too.
No way.
He's okay with her going on dates with niggas that's going to pay for her.
He's having fun with her, but really smashing other girls too.
Yeah, he don't claim her, bro.
Yeah.
As soon as she said that, she was like, you're in a relationship.
And nigga, she got no ass.
What time do you guys go to sleep?
No, nigga.
I was shocked.
I thought she had something about it there, but nothing was there.
Ryland says, what time do you guys go to?
Nigga, whenever he wants to stop.
Yeah, what time do you guys go to sleep?
Yo, bro, dude, it's 8 in the morning.
What's wrong with y'all?
My day's just starting.
I got some tea.
You want some tea, nigga?
No!
I want to go to sleep!
Well, actually, I can't go to sleep now.
I got training at 10 and in gym at 12.
Training?
For my speech.
It gets better each day when I try.
Okay, Bunny Best says, Myron's just doing improv.
Fred just got back from reading...
No, no.
I did not do that, bro.
Dom721 says, These are the best streams, I swear.
No slick gang, we out.
Are you not entertained, niggas?
I'm sure they are.
It's like 7k watching.
Plus, Mateo120 says, Hey Myron, did you see the supposed mummified aliens?
Oh, that was pretty crazy, bro.
If it's true, but I think it's fake.
That Mexico came out with yesterday.
You guys seen that shit?
Yeah, I've seen that shit.
So apparently they found two fossilized aliens that were brought up randomly and they said that basically they were mummified.
But it's like, bro, let's be real here.
It's in the chat, niggas.
What?
The aliens?
Yeah.
What do you put in the chat?
You know what you put in the chat, bro.
I'll screen it.
I'll screen it, bro.
What do you put in there?
Let me screen it real quick.
Nah, we don't need that.
What do you put in there?
What did that chat say?
People waking up to this shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Shout out to Ryland's.
It's in the chat, niggas.
You know what's in there.
Bro.
Nigga, what's in there?
This nigga Myron, bro.
It's in the chat, bro.
Hey, read this, Big Mo.
Talltrepreneur says, Myron, looking at Angie when this song comes on, like, damn, ma, maybe in a couple years.
Fresh looked at Jagged Edge like they're talking another language.
The fuck you listen to in Barbados?
Nigga, real music.
Reggae, dancehall, so-called, real tune.
That is some batty man tune y'all listen to over here.
Y'all like Zuko over there, too.
In the United States of America.
I got a banger.
Barbados, y'all actually like Zook over there.
I can't say anything.
Oh, you can't?
Even better.
You know what to do.
Y'all like Zook over there in Barbados, too.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Rylan says, Moe, please.
Don't take off your shirt.
Yeah, I ain't gonna...
Keep that shit on, nigga.
I was kidding, by the way.
I'll keep it on.
Yeah, don't keep that shit on, nigga.
I do look sexy as hell with my shirt off.
Actually, we may get banned after that.
Bro, I look sexy as hell with my shirt.
I don't mind.
I'm sure, yeah, that's a simp song, too.
Jalal, M.O.? Yo, Myron, it's only a couple of hours ago that these three or fours were cutting ass on your outfit, and look at you now.
Angie holding you down with the drip.
F and F for life.
I'm dead.
Thanks, bro.
Appreciate that.
Angie holding you down with the drip is crazy.
She is holding me down with the drip.
Even though she made it herself.
She erases.
Alright, how did it take you this long to realize women suck at everything?
They literally have to stay home because they can't do anything else besides clean.
You were the one that was asking.
You were the one that kept looking for that drip in the first place.
She just didn't delay the inevitable.
Hey, man.
Don't worry about it.
How do you think Pete Davidson getting all the celebs?
Pete Davidson.
He has game?
Who's Pete Davidson?
Oh, did it Kim Kardashian?
I guess, yeah.
He's one of them boys.
He's one of them boys.
Is he?
I think so.
He has game, though.
I'll give it to him.
He has some little game.
Angie got the detector, bro.
He has game.
Angie, you make me proud.
I will say that.
I will say this.
We were up in Washington.
When we were in Maryland.
Yeah.
She identified one of them boys before I did.
Oh yeah.
That's when I was like, damn.
That's pretty clever.
She's the one.
Yeah, he's one of them boys.
She knew right away.
She was like, this nigga's one of them boys.
I was like, what?
Obi-Wan Kenobi.
And then I found out after the fact.
He was.
Shabbat shalom.
What?
Bro, why is this even important?
And then Myra makes these faces, bro.
This makes no sense to me.
Like, okay, okay, okay.
Make this make sense to me.
There are people, a race of people out there that did bad things.
Okay.
Why do we care?
Because they're going to fuck us up if we do care.
And they know that we care.
Why did you want to tell them that?
Oh yeah, look at me.
I don't like you.
Well, I never said I don't like them.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, my chiropractor's one of them boys.
Okay, that's nice.
Yeah, man.
He does a good job, too.
So let's just, like, leave them out.
One of my lawyers is also one of them boys.
Vocabulary.
Just take it out of our vocabulary.
No, no, no.
They're great at certain things.
No.
That's fine, but let's just leave it up.
Is that the sun?
Yeah, it's the sun, nigga.
That's the sun.
I'm about to die.
The darkness is leaving.
Yo!
What the heck, dude?
This is incredible, bro.
That's pretty nice.
Uh, anyway.
You remind me by Usher, mad by Neo, simp kings of my childhood.
Fair enough?
Yo!
You remind me it's not that blue pill though.
That nigga said it.
It's the first time he could see me.
What the fuck?
Yo, that's fucked up, man.
Yo, who said that in the chat, bro?
Who said that?
And you remind me it's not that blue pill.
Yo, we've been streaming so long that I gotta put the blinds back on.
Nah, leave it.
Nigga, finally see me, nigga.
Holy light coming in is crazy I can see Myron jumping out the shower To Angie in bed With different costumes on Let's go!
What the fuck?
What?
Jacob, I-T-W. Jacob, B-I-T-W. Myron, making bills work today.
Myron giving out high interest rates because YOLO. He wore the hat for sure.
Yeah, okay.
Fuck you, nigga.
First time you can see me.
Heler X says, Y'all saw Outer Pocket is lagging my stream.
Jane Cortland says, Bring out Myron Big...
No.
No Everblazer says, just woke up.
Y'all got a 6K watching at 4 a.m.
Sheesh!
That's very true.
Bivildo says, just say Regina backwards.
Wow!
These boys are crazy.
No, no, no, no, Fresh.
No, Fresh.
You better than this Fresh.
You better than this Fresh.
Bro, stop.
He's doing the math?
Wait, nigga.
Bro, you can spell it and see what it says, bro.
You can spell it.
Oh, I know you're...
Oh, damn.
Oh, he's smart.
He's smart.
I get it.
I'm so tired, nigga.
Okay, StriderStick says, Angie, trying to poison Habibi.
Habibi!
Yo.
Okay.
Yo, is this the most racist stream we've done?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
He said, yeah, it's crazy.
That is not.
The Dorset poster.
Myron Stein is a better dancing Israeli than the 9-11 conspiracy.
Yeah, why am I here, man?
Just...
distasteful We are are we on twitch?
Oh?
No.
No, nigga, we've been killed on Twitch a long time ago.
Oh.
That'd be a good sub-a-thon.
Oh, shit.
No, this would have been a horrible sub-a-thon.
This would have been a cancel-a-thon.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Let's just skip this one.
Wait, wait, no, no, go back, go back.
Oh, man.
And men have better women than actual women since Bruce Jenner won Women of the Year.
Suck my circumcised juke cock, William.
Goddamn.
Damn, man.
Hey, man, I'm circumcised too, man.
Shout out to the Jews.
Alright.
Wait, what?
Brian Adams.
You're Muslim.
I am too.
Yeah, Muslims are always circumcised.
From birth?
Yeah.
Muslims are circumcised, bro.
100%.
Y'all be copying us, man.
Nigga, you do realize all the religions of the book, they're all circumcised.
Abrahamic?
Pretty much.
Well, mostly.
Interesting.
Mostly.
But yeah, Muslims are circumcised, bro.
Yo, Islam and Judaism have a lot of similarities, bro.
We both eat, well, we call it halam, but they call it kosher.
But we can eat meat prepared by Jewish people, because they execute the animal properly.
I was doing some Bible study, and there's a religion that was before Islam that copies.
It's a Zor or something?
The hell?
What?
What's that?
Yo, someone tell me to chat.
Zorzge Stein?
Religion?
What?
Stein?
No.
Continue.
Stein?
Bring Adams everything I do.
I would die for you.
Brian Adams.
Okay.
Hey, man, I'm 20 years old.
I live in San Diego and my net worth is $60,000.
I have 30K. Oh, we read this one before.
Yeah, we read this one.
All right, perfect.
Yeah, that's it.
All right.
Brian goes, where's Fresh at?
Well, he's here now.
You can see me now, bro.
Yeah, maybe.
Okay.
Uh...
Oh!
Zoroastrianism.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
Okay.
Because you guys pray five times a day, right?
Yeah.
So they pray just as much, but they were first.
All right.
That's crazy.
Yeah, Zoroastrianism.
Any super chats?
Yeah, we got more.
There was a couple more, but we're just preparing.
You're preparing that song that I sent you?
No, but...
Thank me later.
But regardless...
Yo, who does this, bro?
Yo, who really does this?
Just think about it.
Would Joe Rogan ever do this shit?
Never.
No jumper?
Never.
Whatever.
Who?
No, I just said, like, whatever.
Oh, okay.
Wait, is that somebody?
Okay.
Softcast?
No.
Unfiltered?
What the fuck is that?
All right, nigga, now get a spot!
Okay, I've done that.
Who else?
Any of our haters?
No.
I don't think anyone does podcasts like this long.
We in Miami?
They might stream, but that's retard content.
That's all I can think of.
That's crazy, bro.
Yo, this can be history, man.
I'm telling you.
History.
This is our longest stream.
Is this one?
Yeah, this is nine hours long, I think.
No!
Nah.
They're saying we're about...
I keep seeing people coming nine hours stream.
No, I'm looking at it.
No, no, no, no, no.
What is it at?
523.
That is...
Boy, it is...
Do you look at the time, my nigga?
It is 7.46.
You thought we started at 2 o'clock?
Yeah.
You did not start at 2 o'clock.
Yeah, you did because...
We started at 2 o'clock?
I was watching the stream and you guys started later than 2.
Yeah.
Okay.
Alright, shit.
If y'all say so.
How did it feel to be on our nigger time?
Distasteful.
You know, I was thinking about putting it out of the shadow room and then you...
No, but obviously you gotta prepare, so I get it.
But if I didn't know that, I'll be like, nigga, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Elchris.
That nigga fault, bro.
That nigga fault, for real, bro.
Anytime it starts late, bro, just put Elchris, guys, in the chat.
Just always put Elchris.
That shit hilarious.
Y'all niggas be having them tight.
What the fuck?
We're doing live.
I see my teacher.
Yo.
Yeah.
You know, it's funny.
Like, yo, it's funny because, like, Chris will come rush me.
Like, come on, man.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Niggas are saying Elchris in the chat.
He'll be like...
Yo, man, that shit funny as fuck.
Y'all niggas be having to stress a little bit, man.
I ain't gonna lie.
Like, it won't even be his fault.
And he'll still be tight.
He'll look in the chat and be like, man, niggas say, oh, Chris.
Come on, man.
He does this dumb shit.
This is what he does, right?
Tell me this is Chris.
He's like, Chris, come on, man.
Yeah, isn't this funny?
Like when he's under pressure, he studies even more.
He'd be like, yeah, so we gotta go now.
Yeah, but it's funny because like, Chris is awesome, man, but Danica got fat, bro.
God damn!
Yo, okay, listen, niggas get on my ass, bro, but yo, Chris, what are you eating, nigga?
Pork and beans or what?
I don't know what you're eating, nigga.
Anyhow, Chris is awful, bro.
Yo, I was watching Chris for the whole day.
Yo, that nigga's got him stressed, man.
Let's think of Chris.
Elquist Fox.
Elquist Elpox. Elquist Elpox.
Yo!
No.
Ugh.
Yo!
But, yeah.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie.
You chat niggas are the best, bro.
We should do a parody, though.
I'll be Myron.
Myron's me.
Moe's Chris.
And Chris is Moe.
That'd be funny.
It would be funny.
Has a girl ever ripped one, like, fresh while live on the show?
Yes, they have, actually.
I heard them.
Oh, shit.
Nigga, what's that smell?
I know somebody farted, bro.
But they don't want to say it.
What does it say?
I can't read it.
Okay, uh, this is Locals, says, uh, Jacob P. says, I'll keep it a thousand.
I keep the FNF for the after hours, but I stay for everything else.
Keep doing shows like this!
Heavy Metal Hotep says, I woke up, seeing you guys were streaming, just showing some love.
Myron, I see you eat a lot of berries.
What about melon for macros?
Honeydew, cantaloupe, and yes, it's nigga time, even watermelon.
Hey man, it's all good stuff, bro.
You good.
Shout out to Matt Heavy Metal Holds It, man.
Yeah, shout out to him, man.
He's the one that gets the clips for y'all, so you guys better thank him.
Moo.
Here he goes again.
Mo Lee Back by Fat Joe and Terror Squad with Scott Storch, not Swiss.
Put some shit on Scott's name.
I actually met him.
He's a pretty cool dude.
Also, Mo, Bills, you guys need some electric guitar for your songs.
Let me know.
I'm nice with it.
BMI Artist, and I can send you Spotify links for the albums I put out.
BMI. Or, wherever you guys normally get your music.
Okay.
BMI Artist.
It was Scott Storch.
Shout out to the BMI boys.
No, Scott Storch was a co-producer.
Angie Doublecheck, who produced Lean Back by Fat Joe.
Alright, who's up next?
Lean Back.
That song was trash, but...
What about Bone Thugs and Harmony?
Trash.
What?
Yeah, that nigga's trash too.
The first of the month.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Wait, Fresh knows that?
That nigga's talking like you, Fresh.
Actually, what time do you guys go to sleep usually?
He don't sleep, bro.
Never, nigga.
Isn't that bad for your health?
Nah, I be sleeping.
Yo, Moe, tell me this, right?
It was Scotch Storch.
So, this is what happens.
Scotch Storch.
Legit, he doesn't sleep all night, in the morning, and then at like 2, he'll go to sleep.
And then, I need it for something important.
He's not up, I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
I gotta deal with it.
And then he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, mind sleeping.
Like it's normal.
That's not normal.
Yeah, that's normal.
And then Roger would be like, yo, yo, you're fresh.
Is Myron up?
He's saying the same as document.
I'm like, bro, what the fuck?
This is my problem now.
Angie, help this nigga, bro.
I actually have a routine when I pull up to the building where I'm like, Myron's probably going to be sleeping, so call him twice.
It's like, that's the trick.
Either call him twice or I call it the Chris method.
Where I would blast the music that Myron hates.
Oh!
That's...
I call it the...
Because Chris showed me that method.
Myron will get up.
On Sonos.
You just connect it and play music.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck y'all niggas, man.
That's clever, man.
That's hilarious.
Yo, because there's times I'm like, yo!
I'm like, yo, Myron, I don't care about you sleeping.
We gotta get your show going, bro.
I'm like, yo, I'll set up.
I don't care who's late.
As long as when it's time to get things set up, it's set up.
That's all I care about.
Chris got a terrible music taste, too.
I'm trying to remember what that nigga played when he woke me up.
I was fucking pissed.
You hate my music taste the most.
Yeah, your music taste is gay, too.
Chris played, like, some gay shit, like, uh...
Party like a rock!
Party like a rock star!
Like, them days, they totally do!
And I was like, what the fuck is this shit?
It's a 2006.
Hey, that's a hood classic, though.
That's a funny, man.
Bro, like, Chris played some gay shit one time.
Yo, that's a hood classic, though.
Robert to Roscoe Dash.
I think it dashed out of here.
It never came back.
The fuck is Roscoe Dash?
Man, you remember?
All the way, turn on.
Girl, I need a movie.
Got me in the trance.
DJ, turn it up.
Ladies, it's your jam.
Come on, everybody.
Do it with your hands.
Girl, I'm into the floor.
I'm into the floor.
I don't know what I do.
I don't know what I do.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow.
Last time Walker, sorry I had a hit, nigga.
That was easy.
All right.
What the heck?
We love Waka.
Hey, Myron.
Hello, welcome.
Do you have any advice for a 23-year-old who has 9K credit card debt and make 45, 33 after tax work at 70 hours a week?
I'm going to buckle down so my debt will be paid off no later than January.
Bro, you need to get another job.
You just need to make more money.
Yes.
Yeah, you got to make more money, my friend.
I get you, Myron.
It takes intelligence to understand your humor.
Well, not all the time.
I have a lot of toilet humor as well.
We got here from locals.
You guys are crazy.
I cannot believe you're still going.
I'm on my way to my first day of my second job.
Shout out to you, my ninja.
That's what we talk about.
Keep grinding.
We grind all together.
We're fresh at.
I can't see mine there, nigga.
What?
Oh, so I googled Roscoe Dash.
Last I checked, he's driving Uber.
Sorry, Lyft.
Fatality.
He didn't own his shit anyway.
He really signed an instant big record label.
Funny story.
I used to work for a cell phone call center.
I was going to lunch.
I saw him in an alley with his car.
I looked like he was cleaning it out.
Come to find out he was a Lyft driver.
He had Uber and Lyft stickers on the back of his car.
When I looked in his direction, he gave me the only dare in the headlights look and kept walking.
It took me at least three minutes to realize it was Roscoe Dash.
LOL. That's crazy, bro.
He had to have made at least one million off of that song.
And the fact that it's all gone?
The label made at least one million.
No, the label made way more.
Bro, that was a fucking hit that gets played to this day.
Yes.
Yeah.
He's gotta get royalties.
It is definitely one of the bad deals.
When you're an artist whose fame came out after you signed a label, you're likely under a bad deal.
Okay.
I see what you mean.
No leverage.
So he had no leverage.
Yeah.
So basically, he signed the deal probably as regular Roscoe Dash.
Some blew up.
Nah, nigga.
This is what you agreed upon?
Yep.
That's what it is.
He had to have made at least six figures.
Had to have.
Maybe six figures.
Probably.
He had to have.
But a lot of the record companies will give in extra miscellaneous expenses.
Yeah, they're going to say the video costs $2 million to shoot.
They're going to hit you with the clothing budget.
They're going to hit you with some stuff you never even thought of.
And the tour budget.
You got to pay it back, too.
That's a loan.
Free money.
That's a loan.
It's a loan.
From the devil.
Okay, last song.
Let's get out of the shadow realm real quick.
FNF chats.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We still got super...
Hold on, just do these last couple ones and we done.
Is it better circumcised than an adult man?
Circumcised is not a gay way.
You can't ask that in a not gay way, bro.
I don't know what it's like to not be circumcised.
Inception that is gay.
The question itself is gay.
What?
Alright, Ry.
Nat goes part two.
My car is almost...
Real quick.
Yannick's prefer circumcised or uncircumcised?
What do you mean prefer?
What?
What do you mean?
That was a trick question, bro, because if you ask it, you're gay.
What do you mean prefer?
I see what you did there, sir.
No, but if you ask it, you're gay.
That's why I stayed silent.
Yes, that's smart.
I was trying to like...
It's like when Andrew said, have you seen The Clown?
You don't answer.
Okay.
Yeah.
Is it better?
Oh, no.
Go ahead.
Next one.
Pause.
Part two.
Fit my car is almost paid off.
Should I focus on my credit card data, then my car debit to save up for a duplex?
Yeah, yeah, because you want to get your credit score up, my friend, so definitely make sure you take care of any credit card debt.
Chris is busy eating corn the long way.
What the fuck?
How do you get multiple passports?
By being a citizen of multiple countries, ninjas.
What?
I'm just wondering, bro.
The time it takes to come up with these rumble rants, bro, what's wrong with y'all making, man?
Like, you know what?
Like, bro, like, eating corn the long way?
What does that mean?
Bro, that's...
Y'all are sick, man.
Alright, Mo.
It was not funny, bro.
Yeah, we got the level support group, guys.
Alright, Mo.
It was not funny, bro.
That makes us fucking crazy, bro.
Alright, Mo.
Mo, it was not...
Mo He's tried it before.
This is a lot of sun, bro.
Yeah, this is a lot of sun, nigga.
I can see your dark ass.
Fresh, you black as hell, man.
Fresh look like the nigga from the movie Get Out.
What you want me to do, bro?
This is me.
Now stay woke.
Niggas creeping.
They gonna find you.
Shout out to my iron brush.
What about Lil Wayne?
I'm single.
And we pink hair lotion while you use me to brush your waves, motherfuckers.
Pink lotion is a secret, bro.
Nah, nigga, I don't need pink lotion.
These waves spin without lotion.
You're poverty waves, bro.
I'm not even trying.
Oh, yeah, now it's not even trying.
Before I was like, oh, bro, my waves are better than yours.
I was like, okay, nigga.
I mean, they are naturally, you feel me?
Let's go ahead and do them.
You want to do it?
Yeah, but you didn't want to do it.
But my waves are...
It's over 9,000!
I gotta take a piss, nigga.
Yo, what time are we going to sleep?
Yo, bro.
And I heard a song?
Last song, bro.
Last song?
Just do these damn street rhymes, please.
Okay, okay, okay.
We almost done.
I feel dragging.
You guys want an app made for you?
Also, if you do know anyone in need of an app, an IT person, I really don't know.
Not currently.
But if you do, we'll let you know.
Your boy Lem says, Myron owns a bunch of liquor stores in the hood.
That's probably true.
Yeah.
That's probably true.
It's hilarious.
That's definitely true.
That's Haram.
That's Haram is great.
He says Haram?
Yeah, bro.
Oh.
Alcohol is Haram.
Oh, shit.
Alcohol is Haram.
Oh, shit.
Okay, any more?
That's a big reason why I don't drink like that.
Okay, TDCJ, a number that says, H-Town, Swisher House, suck.
H-Town, Swisher House sucks.
That's what someone said.
Mikli1 says, you gotta love the Florida Sun Lake.
Shout out to the Fresh and Fit team.
Welcome back, Fresh.
LOL. You really are a ninja.
Alright.
That wasn't funny.
Is that it?
Let me just confirm.
I think that's it.
Oh my god, this one you gotta read.
Yeah, shout out to the chat, man.
Yeah, this one you gotta read for sure.
Hold on.
Shout out to the chat, man.
Y'all niggas stayed up this late.
Aw, nigga, fuck you.
Renlin says fresh.
Yo!
You look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
I think he means Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
And sir, I would agree that you are 1000% correct.
Moe look like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle too, nigga.
Well, at least, I'll tell you this, man.
This nigga getting laid, though.
And he living good.
Alright, yo, let's go back to the, let's open up the shadow room, nigga.
Okay, for that song?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, oh, yeah.
Wait, actually, yeah.
They're gonna charge you Valet, bro.
So what if they're gonna charge you Valet?
You can't afford that.
It's like $12.
What do you mean, can't afford?
Bro, money spots free.
W Networking.
Are we almost?
Alright.
W Networking.
You know how to wait till the...
So, for the last one, it is actually another one of my picks.
Of course it would be a Mo pick, right?
This is actually my...
That's still a song.
I don't care.
I fucking love this song.
It is my favorite song from one of my favorite artists of all time.
Yes, I fucking said it.
I'm going to keep saying it.
I unapologetically still listen to this fucking song.
Damn.
It is what it is.
Number one Simpsons.
Well, hold on, hold on.
Before we do it, you gotta recap the last nine.
Oh, yes.
The recap of the last nine Simpsons.
I can do it.
Go ahead.
Number 10.
NSYNC. Tearing up my heart.
Number 9.
Diddy featuring Usher.
I Need to Grow Part 1.
Number 8.
Well, actually, honorable mention.
Rihanna Umbrella.
And then we also showed how men beat women in everything.
A.K.A. Tom Holland versus Zendaya.
Yeah, even being a woman.
Jaheim, she comes first.
Put that woman first.
Number seven, Usher, My Boo featuring Alicia Keys.
Number six, I'm in love with a stripper, T-Pain.
Number five, T.I., whatever you like.
Number four, Timbaland, the way I are.
Number three, Jagged Edge, Let's Get Married.
Number two, and this was tough, I was gonna make this number one, Mario Winans, I Don't Wanna Know.
And just so you guys know, these songs were the top ten blue pill slash simp anthems that either made you a simp, reconfirmed simp behaviors, or lied to you about female nature.
Okay?
So for example, the reason why NSYNC was on it was because it's tearing up my heart.
You know, what the hell about a chick?
Usher and Diddy, I need a girl.
Reaffirms that you're a simp and you need a woman.
Jaheim put that woman first.
She cheated on him and then he took her back.
Usher my boo.
He reaffirms that women could go ahead and make bad decisions and come back and then you accept them like a simp because of, oh, she's my boo.
I'm in love with a stripper, T-Pain.
Like, self-explanatory.
T-I, whatever you like.
Simp Anthem.
That is legit like the trick anthem right there.
It ain't trickin' if you got it.
Timbaland, the way I are.
One of the biggest lies ever because in the song, you know, the woman talks about, you don't need money, my love is free.
That's a lie.
We all know women want status and money and that's just a game and there's nothing wrong with that.
And, to be fair, on the male side, they said, oh yeah, I'll accept you if you're fat and you can't fit in the caravan.
That's a lie, too.
So that song lies about intersexual dynamics from both sides, actually.
Jagged Edge, Let's Get Married.
That almost made number one, too.
And then, obviously, marijuana is, I don't want to know.
Like, bruh, you don't want to know?
Your girl's cheating on you?
Just keep it on the low?
And in the video, he got cheated on with a white guy.
That's crazy.
That's an L. I guess that part.
And yo, just real quick.
Y'all kept talking that Vita Guerrero was in the music video.
No, she was not.
I'm almost certain what you guys are confused with is I Need a Girl Part 2.
And you know what?
Aw, shit.
He's feeling nasty.
The show goes on!
Cue it up, Bills.
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fucking record!
Yo, when he made that face, I was like, I knew it.
He's feeling nasty.
This is abuse, bro.
You're feeling nasty.
This is animal abuse.
You're feeling nasty.
I knew Mario was feeling nasty.
I need a girl part two.
Because I got to sing at home because it was not Vida Guerrero.
And that was also Mario Winans in that one.
That's why they're confused.
That's absolutely why they're confused.
That's probably why they're confused.
Alright, so we're still on YouTube.
It was just a helicopter.
Yeah, you're right.
Ninjas!
Y'all want to go ahead and see this?
This is going to be a bonus for y'all.
I Need a Girl Part 2.
We're going to have to get y'all niggas in the Shadow Realm.
So if you guys don't want to be in the Shadow Realm...
You triggered my trap card!
Rumble.com slash pressure.
Let's drop the link in the chat real quick for the ninjas mo.
Wait, is that number one?
No, this is actually an honorable mention.
Nigga, you just got here!
Bro, y'all niggas wallah.
We almost done, Fresh.
We almost done.
Mo, you said that...
Sorry.
We did the chat.
Two hours ago.
We did the chat.
The chat's done.
The chat's done, bro.
We at the finish line, baby.
Alright, cool.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I have no lights.
At all, bro.
Are we on Shadow Realm?
Yes.
Alright, let's go.
I'm on the light.
This is a Colby.
I'm Scar to have hot of options, bro.
Facts.
I'm in Miami, bro.
Helicopters?
Of course.
Miami was trash when there was nothing here, bro.
This is early 2000s.
And of course the niggas aren't going to Miami, they're going to Miami Beach.
Diddy lives like right next door.
Time to move on.
Time to be strong.
Don't stop now.
Straight to the top, man.
That's what I need.
Someone who truly understands how to treat a man.
This is what I need.
If you happy, then be with me.
If you happy, then be with me.
Go ahead, mommy, breathe again.
Go ahead, mommy, breathe again.
Stop now.
Straight to the top now.
Go ahead, mommy, make it happy.
Okay.
I need me a love that's going to make my heart stop now.
And what I need is simple.
Five foot five with temples.
Potential.
Wife credentials.
Know about the life I'm into.
Life I've been through.
And how I had a trifling mental.
So ride with me.
G4, fly with me.
Times get hard, cry with me.
Just see how niggas know.
Ride with me.
White beach saints.
They're driving to Miami Beach in every single one of these shots.
That's not because I'm not in Miami at all.
That's Ocean Drive right there where they're at.
Who's that?
What's up, bitch?
Oh, there's me the girl right there on the left, I think.
Is that her?
With the short hair?
I think that's her, bro.
We can start a family.
Start a family, baby Yeah, Ocean Drive, look You can see all the niggas in the back Fannin' Nigga, you know it This is early 2000s, nigga No fat bitches Yeah You wouldn't exist in this time Here's Looney again Good life.
The drunk chapter.
Yo, right?
Right feels that beat is fucking...
Dang, no fat whores.
Body shaming is great!
No fat black women!
How much y'all niggas wanna bet back then?
The average weight of the black woman was not 187 pounds like it is in 20 fucking 23 today.
How much y'all niggas wanna bet, bro?
This is back when women aren't wearing fat pieces of shit.
Let's keep rolling the clip.
Oh my goodness.
Mario Wine is about to simp.
Confession, my love, no contestant.
I need affection.
This nigga selling dreams, bro.
He's like you, Walt.
Nigga straight line to bitches.
That's Vita Guerrero right there, right?
Well, to be honest.
Isn't that her?
To be honest.
Isn't that her?
They want to be late too.
Yeah, nigga, that's what you do.
I tell them what they want to hear.
This sticker.
There's no line if they want to hear it.
I did not tell it right there.
That's Vita, right?
I need a girl in my life.
Maybe we can start a family.
Start a family, baby.
With dogs, yeah.
Niggas out there lying to these hoes.
Dude, she bad, bruh.
In the green.
Yo, the video is so trash, bro.
And the crazy part is he didn't write none of these lyrics, nigga.
He didn't write none of this shit.
He said, Marco, why did you Yeah, that's me a girl right there, right?
That's her?
How am I wrong?
No more lies, no more tears.
That ain't her?
Yeah, that was good.
Come on.
All right.
Pause.
Since Fresh is here, it's only right that I play one of the best songs to lie to bitches to.
Bruh.
Oh, you're fine.
Bruh.
Nigga, don't put me in this.
Do number one, nigga.
I'm not fucking leaving.
I'm not fucking leaving.
The show goes on!
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
Get us out of the shot of rum real quick.
Out of the shot of rum.
Yeah, Mo, come get your mans, bro.
Mo, come get your mans, bro.
Are we out of the shot of rum?
Almost.
We out of?
Almost.
Alright, let's pull up that YouTube chat now.
This is a special one since Fresh decided to show up.
And honor of Fresh being here.
The best guy I know at Lying to Women and Selling a Dream.
Bruh.
What, nigga?
We're giving them some...
I'm a changed man.
I don't do it anymore.
Facts What?
What's on?
What's it gonna be?
Bro, Fresh is always listening to gospel music.
Kurt Franklin.
Since Fresh likes to sell women a dream, I'm going to give y'all a special.
I know we're in the top 10 Simpsons, but we're going to go ahead and go into a song that you can sell a dream to a woman on.
Bills?
Actually, can I actually request a song?
No.
Shaggy, it wasn't me.
Bumbaka!
No, Shaggy, it wasn't me.
Bro, that song is for me.
Shaggy, it wasn't me.
No, for you niggas.
Baja Man, who let the dogs out?
Bumbaka!
Alright.
What?
That's racist.
Justin Timberlake.
My love.
Let's go.
Wait, what?
This is your anthem, sir.
Bro, he'd be writing, like, eight-minute songs.
Long-ass songs he'd be writing.
Justin Timberlake.
His songs are long, bro.
This ain't a long song, don't worry.
Like, eight minutes.
Nigga, you just got here!
I'm just saying.
Man!
Are we in the Shadow Realm?
Oh.
We about to get out, though.
All right, then just...
Shadow Realm again, sorry.
Bro, y'all niggas wildin'.
I really hate to do that to the YouTube niggas, man.
But...
This is what it is to play...
alright let's do it you ever heard this?
Yeah.
Oh, I'm not surprised you've heard this.
If I wrote you a symphony...
Oh, nigga knows!
What?
He knows!
Nigga knows!
This is how you lie to girls.
I ain't seen a girl like you.
Because I can see you holding hands Walking in the beat with our toes in sand I can see you in the countryside Sleeping in the grass on the side by side You can be my baby When you look at my lady Girl, you amaze me Ain't gotta do nothing crazy See, all I want you to do is be my lover So don't give away my love Pause real quick Did you hear What he told
Meg Thee Stallion?
No.
At the awards?
Justin?
He said, free Tory.
And she went ballistic.
Really?
That was hilarious.
No!
Don't be Justin fucking Timberlake, nigga!
He don't give a fuck!
Yo!
Now we're playing this for real!
Yo!
Let's go, Justin!
Justin came with a fire!
Are you serious?
Yo, play the clip!
Niggas said Free Tory?
Look.
It's all over the internet.
Niggas said Free Tory.
She got mad, bro.
Yo!
W. Justin Timberlake.
The VMAs.
Oh, shit, nigga said.
Free Tory, bitch.
W. Justin, that makes me like this song even better.
Nigga, lie to bitches and tell bitches free Tory.
Play this fucking shit!
Let's go!
Yo.
Yo.
We're playing this shit to the end now.
Major respect.
Major respect!
Now if I wrote you a love note That's the first we do on writing love notes I already love text Would that make you want to change your scene?
And wanna be the one on my team?
See, what's the point in waiting anymore?
Well, I've never been more sure if it is you This ring that represents my heart And everything that you've been waiting for.
Shout out to Justin, nigga throws a ring.
A promise ring.
A promise ring.
I see us on the country side.
Sitting across the side by side.
You can be my baby.
When you look at my lady.
Girl you amaze me.
Ain't gotta do nothing crazy.
See all I want you to do is be my love.
So don't give away.
My love.
So don't give away.
My love.
Let me tell me she's not so we don't.
Yeah, leave me alone, man.
Yo, play number one.
We're playing one home.
Let me get out of here.
W-Fuckin' Justin for telling me that.
Make the style in that though.
Holy shit.
Major respect.
Yo!
I pause this shit.
I don't want to hear this.
Sorry, that's like a...
Okay, number one.
Oh, is that fucking Nelly Furtado, Promiscuous?
Oh, shit.
So, the number one song.
You know, this is also one of my favorite songs.
This one?
No.
Play the track.
This was one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite albums.
God damn it.
This nigga feeling nasty, bro.
The show goes on!
There you go!
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
This nigga feeling nasty.
This nigga feeling nasty.
Yo, Myron does his face, bro.
I'm like, yo, this...
Myron just makes his face and I'm like, yo, what's going on?
When he does this little smirk, it's like...
Do niggas in the chat want promiscuous?
We'll let the chat decide.
Bro, just play it, bro.
No, no, no.
Just play it, bro.
No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
Bro, because you make this face.
If y'all want the number one song, or two of the chat, y'all want Nelly Furtado, Promiscuous.
Up to y'all.
What the chat, y'all just want us to go to number one, Simpsons, or number two, if y'all want Promiscuous.
Bro, they're going to play Promiscuous.
Let's see what they say.
Let's see what they say.
We'll let the people pick.
Bro, like I said, bro, just...
Oh, they're saying one.
Number one, let's go!
Oh, shit.
What?
Oh, what?
Number one, let's go!
One of y'all want us to just go to number one.
Number two of y'all want us to go promiscuous by Nelly Furtado.
I see twos and ones.
Ooh!
Damn, this is tricky, bro.
Ooh!
Hey, man.
Damn.
It's hard to tell.
Promiscuous girl!
You teasing me!
Bro, he not gonna care about all them twos, bro.
It don't matter.
He's still gonna...
Nah, I see a bunch of twos.
The twos are promiscuous, girl.
The twos are promiscuous, girl.
Number one is going to do the number one song.
Yeah.
Well...
Number one is doing the number one song.
Number two is promiscuous, girl.
What do y'all niggas want?
Well, he gonna play promiscuous, girl.
No, no, no, no, no.
I want what the people want.
If they want number one, we'll go number one.
Well, obviously they're going to want to play promiscuous girl, but it is funny because this is employee abuse.
Mo and Bills, I'm sorry for you, bro.
I'm, as a leading director here, do you want to go home?
I ain't gonna lie, yeah.
He said I ain't gonna lie, yeah.
This is inhumane.
I'm not fucking leaving!
This is an inhumane stand that you're working.
They're going to need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here.
I'm not fucking leaving.
Go on strike.
The show goes on.
Go on strike, bro.
Come on, go on strike, bro.
This is my home.
We here now, bro.
They're going to need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here.
Listen, we here now, bro.
Okay.
I mean, this is a hood, ain't it?
We here now, bro.
Just play the song, man.
Let's play the song.
You know you want to play the song.
Let's play it, man.
We are number one, motherfuckers!
No one can stop us!
We've been going forever!
Let's go!
He got problems, man.
He got problems, bro.
Yo, nigga.
Hey, bro.
Where's the energy coming from, bro?
What the fuck?
He had a couple gorilla minds.
Dog, still.
It's like eight in the morning.
Bro!
The show doesn't end!
It's just getting started, faggots!
It never ends!
Stop that!
You know they're humans, right?
You know we breathe air, right?
Look, man.
Breathe air.
Breathe air!
We're number one.
We have lies, bro.
These faggots can't stop us.
We have no lies.
No, I agree.
We are fresh and fit till death.
But they need to go home to their families.
They're fresh and fit too, nigga.
No, no, but families.
Families?
They have dogs and kids and everything.
Families!
Okay?
Let them live.
What the fuck, man?
This is an animal.
What?
Last time I checked...
The show goes on, baggots!
It goes on!
People come up in a new time in three more minutes.
The show goes on!
These niggas can't stop us!
We are the best!
These baggots can't stop us!
Woo!
Let's go!
No!
Ah!
Big Hells of Us!
We're the fucking best!
These faggots want us out the building!
Let's get marinas to get out the fucking building!
Woo!
He woke up Andrew, bro.
You faggots are mad!
It's 8 in the morning!
It don't matter what you think!
Woo!
He woke up Andrew, bro.
Wait, what?
She said in English, you have no voice, man.
Save your voice, man.
Let me get another tea, woman.
Let me get another tea.
Let me get another tea.
Listen, with Myron, there must be a voice of reason.
If not, he will go to the limits.
There is no limit, dragon!
Let's fucking go!
Woo!
Woo!
This is straight passion and heart.
I don't need no fucking drugs.
I don't need no alcohol.
No cocaine.
None of that fucking bullshit.
I'm high on fucking life and success and giving y'all the best fucking podcast on earth.
No one comes close.
No one does streams like this.
Gives y'all all this kind of value.
Get y'all niggas out of woman eyes.
Make money.
Get girls.
We show you delusional assholes.
Bro!
No one can come close.
All the haters are fucking trash.
And they know they're trash.
They'll never say this shit to my face.
And if I ever see anus and leech in person...
Fatality.
He'll give them a hug.
Yes, I'll give them a hug.
A nice hug.
I'll give them a hug.
before I beat the fuck out of one of them.
Woo!
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Myron Stein.
Fresh is dead.
Only fresh?
Oh, fuck, this is good.
Good for who?
Bro.
The viewers.
Hey, listen, bro.
We here now, bro.
We here now, bro.
It's too late now, nigga.
Yo, you know, like, when you sign up for a job, and they tell you it's from, like, 8 to 5, and then the manager says, Yo, I don't need that right now, bro.
Well, you know what, Tommy?
I need some stuff done in the office.
You mind staying back helping me?
Sure.
Sure, boss.
I'll help you.
Ten hours later.
Oh, I need that, Jeff.
Sir, I need to go home.
You're not fucking leaving!
And then, yeah.
Oh, you mean to say this?
I'm not fucking leaving!
Yeah.
The show goes on!
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
Play video, man.
Bro, we're here now, bro.
Nope.
Didn't think so How you doing young lady The feeling that you're getting ready drives me crazy You don't have a player on the show I was at a law for words first time that we spoke This is a slow anthem guys You're looking for the world that'll treat you right You're looking for in the daytime with the light You might be the titan if I play my cards right I'll find out by the end of the night You expect me to just let you hit it But will you still respect me if you get it?
All I can do is try, give me one chance.
Just a problem, I don't see the ring on your hand.
I'll be the first to admit it.
I'm curious about you, you seem so innocent.
You wanna get in my world, get lost in it.
Boy, I'm tired of running, let's walk for a minute.
Promiscuous girl, whatever you are.
I'm all alone, and it's you that I want.
Miss you is four, you're already gone Yeah, I'm all yours, what you waiting for?
Miss you is, yeah, you teasing me You know what I want, and I got what you need Miss you is four, let's get to the point 'Cause we on the road, you bet it Roses are red, some diamonds are blue Chivalry is dead, but you're still kind of cute.
Hey, I can't keep my mind off you.
Where you at?
Do you mind if I come through?
I'm out of this world, come with me to my planet.
Get you on my level, do you think that you can handle it?
They call me Thomas, last name Crown.
Recognize game, I'm a lay-by style.
I'm a big girl, I can handle myself.
But if we get lonely, I'ma need your help.
Pay attention to me, I'ma talk for my health.
Nelly Furtado's a 304 man.
Goddamn.
She was kinda hot though back then.
I wonder what she looks like now.
I'm niggas.
I don't know what she looks like.
Yeah, for real.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know about now, but...
Fresh was falling asleep, by the way, guys.
I'm awake.
I'm falling asleep.
Nigga, I saw you.
Slip.
Are you...
Oh!
What?
Are we on the Shadow Realm?
- Right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo.
Yo, yo, yo.
Yo, I'm looking at how I burn sick, yo.
Y'all are sick.
Also, another thing is, bro, to break a little fourth wall, I get the pleasure of seeing Myron's like, every face he makes, I get to see it in 4K because it's right in front of me.
So, from Myron's annoyed face, from his happy face, to his confused faces, to his fucking, like, mad faces, when he gets pissed, when he's, like, in a great mood, when he's, I get to see it.
Oh!
That even includes, you know, I'm glad that you used that sound.
That even includes when Myron is feeling nasty.
When Myron is feeling nasty!
I could see that shit right in front of me every single show, bruh.
There's not a reaction that Myron makes.
There is not a reaction that Myron makes.
I'm like, ah shit, I already know what's going on.
I know what's going on.
He sees that shit.
He sees it too.
I see that shit too.
Okay.
So I see what's going on up in here, bro.
What is he doing?
Oh, what is that?
Get over here!
Bro, what the heck?
Yes!
It continues on, motherfuckers!
It does not end!
The show goes on!
The show goes on!
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
I'm a bit rusty, but you know what the shit was on there?
This nigga just hit himself, bro!
*Dramatic music*
*Dramatic music* *Dramatic
music* *Dramatic
music* *Dramatic music* We are the best!
whoa Y'all need to see what's going on here.
We're the best.
You know the worst part about this?
Thanks.
He has to stream in a couple hours.
I'm not fucking leaving!
The show goes off!
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
DJ Khaled, we're the best.
We're the fucking best.
Somebody end the stream, nigga.
Somebody just end the stream now, bro.
End it now.
Nigga will never end it, bro.
Yo, Mo, you wanna go home?
Bills, you wanna go home?
Bro, I don't know how long I've been here, bro.
I feel like I've been here.
Myron knows we do, but...
Get over here!
Myron knows we really do, but...
Fuck, we here now.
We here now, baby.
We here now.
We here now.
The show goes on!
This is my home!
They're going to need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
Let's go until the sun goes down.
Nah.
Don't tell me what a good time.
Nigga, no, no.
Don't tell me what a good time.
Oh, shit, Maria.
Maria, Maria.
You want to read the draft?
Tell me I have a West Side Story.
It's from a Spanish.
And she writes, get some sleep.
Y'all were streaming when I went to bed.
Woke up, still streaming.
Can't wait to play this battle.
It doesn't matter what you play!
But yeah, bitch, if one of your buddies would ask for it, bitch.
Know your role and shut your mouth because the people's champ is ready to talk.
Okay.
There you go.
Tropic Thunder Part 2, Myron Lazarus, Fresh Booty Sweat, No Jack Black, and Blitz's Band Stiller.
Blitz's blood.
Okay.
I'm dead.
Ryland says the poor neighbors...
Well, we leave it anyway, so fuck them.
Yeah, fuck them niggas.
Dark Knight Majin says, This feels like the first time Goku went Super Saiyan.
Legendary.
I agree.
It's over 9,000!
Everblazer, W Epic Stream, my first high donation for more on Blitz.
It's bills, but thank you.
Spartans!
Prepare for glory!
A hundred dollars, we appreciate you.
Spartans!
Tonight, we die in hell!
Who?
This is...
Spartans!
What is your profession?
Who?
Okay, niggas.
Give him the Dom DeMarco that he deserves.
Dom DeMarco.
Rylance again says, the D-O-L about to bust through the door.
Okay, that was actually pretty funny.
Okay.
That's the Department of Labor, by the way.
Uh-oh.
Oh, the Department of Labor!
Yeah, because, bro, this is inhumanity, bro.
Even I feel bad, nigga.
That is pretty funny.
The Department of Labor is the labor.
But you niggas ain't going nowhere.
Bro, Myron's actually partly not kidding, bro.
He'll keep us for another 30 hours like he did.
I can run, nigga.
It was actually Bills' first day on the job.
He literally kept both of us for 30 hours straight.
Go get my gun.
There's nobody leaving.
What?
Allegedly.
Niggas are about to be kidnapped in 4K right now.
Allegedly.
Angie, give me my gun.
He said, kidnapped in 4K is crazy.
We're talking about in GTA, in Minecraft, and in...
You ain't leaving either!
I'm out.
Angie's cool.
Myron meant to say in Mortal Kombat 1.
Oh, you think you're leaving?
Okay.
Uh-oh.
uh oh we're here now bro laughing Okay.
Just think of my really feeling nasty.
Last song?
So, this is one of my favorite songs.
Ah, fuck.
Angie, look like she's ready to go.
Angie trying to leave us.
Ah, fuck.
Bye, guys.
Thank you.
Peace.
He's crazy.
Yeah, there we go.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing.
Ah, Lord.
You niggas ain't going nowhere.
No one's going anywhere.
You!
Get back in the chair right now!
Get back in the chair right now!
You're crazy!
You are psycho mode!
Alright!
No!
Alright niggas!
I need y'all.
It's the hood, ain't it?
Yeah, yeah, she's getting a good night.
All right.
You ain't going nowhere.
All right.
I need y'all niggas.
What's from the ransom?
The ransom is crazy.
What's from the ransom?
I'd say about maybe...
She's been as well.
Yeah, I ain't go a lot.
Dollars like a lot of money over there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, um...
Let's say...
A hundred thousand thousand dollars.
All right, niggas.
One hundred thousand thousand dollars.
One hundred thousand thousand dollars.
Yes.
One hundred thousand dollars.
Well, actually, we need one hundred Christina Millions.
All right, one hundred.
Christina Millions.
Millions.
We need $100,000, alright?
You know, with the two commas, there's a thousand, and then another thousand, like two commas, you know what I'm saying?
We need the money quick, because we're committing to crime.
We need it quick.
We need it ASAP. We need...
Listen, check this out.
If you need to save a woman...
Well, damn, it's Fresh Feet, we don't even save women.
Yeah, we don't, but...
I need y'all niggas to sit for like two seconds.
Alright, we need y'all to sit for two seconds to donate $100,000, alright?
We're making a crime in 1080p.
Allegedly.
Or sexual harassment.
Yeah, exactly.
Facts.
She just slapped my ass.
Now the price wanna slap the hat.
Now we need $200,000.
We need $200 million.
Hey!
We need $200 million.
$200 Christina million.
Yep.
Release the Mexican.
She's Venezuelan.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, he thinks the same thing anyway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, yeah.
Facts, facts, facts.
Hey!
What?
Oh, shit.
Sit down, nigger.
You ain't going nowhere either.
Oh, shit.
All of you are being held hostage, right?
Well, even $2 is a lot in Barbados too, bro.
Allegedly.
He said the hard R, so I had to sit down, you know?
So check this out.
We now need $200,000.
$200,000.
You are officially helping me.
Alright.
Unofficially.
Okay, unofficially.
But the rest of these guys can't leave.
Yeah, vax, fax, fax.
You can't leave either, but you can't.
What do you mean I can't leave either?
You can't leave either.
Ah, fuck.
Alright, sit down, motherfucker!
Yeah, yeah, get him!
Sit down!
Break yourself, fool!
I see you!
Break yourself, fool!
Nobody's leaving!
Break yourself, fool!
The show goes on!
Ay bruh, yo, ay- Ay yo, ay yo, Fred, ay yo!
Ay yo, touch your toes!
Sit down Blackie!
Touch your toes, it's a stick up!
Sit down Blackie right now!
Touch your fucking toes, nigga!
It's a stick up, nigga!
I will literally end you!
Touch your toes, it's a stick up!
These pellets hurt!
This the hood, ain't it?
Yeah!
Sit down!
Are we on Rumble?
Are you brushing your hair?
Yeah, are we on Rumble?
Only?
Yeah, I think we...
Are we on Shadow Rumble?
Yeah.
Okay.
We're in the Shadow Rumble.
Yeah, we're in the Shadow Rumble.
Sit down!
Yeah!
Alright, Mexican.
Break yourself, fool!
Did anyone send any money yet?
Did you call her Mexican still?
Alright, cool.
She's gotta leave in a little bit, cause she's gotta like...
Break yourself, fool!
Send your Rumble right here.
Touch your toes, it's a fucking stick-up, nigga!
Touch your toes, it's a stick-up!
On God!
That's a good angle of me, man.
Yo, bro, that's a good angle, dawg.
Yo!
Yo, this is a good angle of me, bro.
This should be my side, bro.
For real, for real.
Like, this is my good side.
Fresh, now you're being ridiculous.
Now you're being completely ridiculous.
It is a good angle.
Actually, no.
Here's where you're wrong, Fresh.
Both sides are your good sides.
That's gay, bro.
Hey, yo, touch your toes, Fresh.
It's a stick up.
It's a stick of touch of fucking toes, nigga.
This the hood, ain't it?
Actually, I already won.
What do you mean you already won?
What?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
That almost been it.
Nigga, almost made it out, bro.
I almost made it out of here, bro.
Oh, shit.
Really, nigga?
Yo, this is too funny.
I was so close, bro.
I was so close to getting out of here.
Bro, we really got him back up in here, bro.
You are not about to do this, bro.
Bro, nigga, don't try to drink his tea, nigga.
He put his lips on it, bro.
Hey!
Oh, nigga!
Oh, shit!
What the fuck you doing?
Oh, shit!
We got a runner, boy.
Really, nigga?
Run your shit.
This ain't no fucking game.
I was so close, dude.
This ain't a game.
Alright, y'all niggas done bring brother Byron.
Byron is back now, faggot.
Touch your fucking toes.
This is a stick-up, nigga.
Yep.
Ain't nobody gon' touch your toes.
It's a stick up.
That's it!
We here now, bro!
This is crazy.
Yeah, y'all niggas...
Yeah.
We here now, bro.
You know what?
This shit gay, bro.
You shouldn't have walked up there.
Well, Mo, we're live on air, so we can't say officially that they can't leave.
Oh, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because they could get held, you know, kidnapping federal.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, I'm just going to say...
You have the option to leave, but you better not.
You feel me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you better not.
You feel me?
Yep, yep.
A threat of hugs and kisses.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You got too much dip in your chip, yo.
It's been a while since I put this mask on.
Fresh, you like that.
This is a great seat, man.
That nigga already think about it.
I haven't started once in this seat.
Not one time.
This is amazing.
That's the first time you see him live?
I feel good.
I look good.
I sound good.
Now I see why you talk so well, man.
Listen, bitch.
I'm right.
You're wrong.
You know what?
You made a point?
I'm gonna fuck.
My point's better than your point.
See?
I'm good at it, bro.
Alright.
Yeah.
Alright.
I like that.
Yeah.
I like that.
Here's an analogy.
Okay.
Buttercups.
Ooh.
And donuts!
Oh!
Oh!
Eat that bitch Oh Yeah Oh Shit Oh God damn Really nigga Oh Damn these bitches Shit nigga Yeah bro Yes Yes Really nigga Yes Yeah bro You want a gun too?
No Hey y'all I want her to fly Haram Gotcha bitch Can you play number one please?
What the fuck is wrong with all niggas man?
What do you mean?
Massagonal Class at 10 and gym at 12 Class for what?
You triggered my trap card!
Speed therapy.
Oh, you think I was funny, nigga?
Byron?
Byron Games?
Yo, nigga, last time I put on this mask and Byron was here, you were still taking speech classes.
Well, to be fair, I didn't follow the whole class, but you know what I'm saying?
Oh, no shit!
I'm getting it, I'm getting it.
Really?
What are you doing all that time?
Listen, you know what?
I need to go, man.
Nigga, last time I was around, you had a brown ski mask.
That was months ago!
Yo!
Yo!
Play this song, man.
Play this song.
And you gotta leave.
Bro, it's been a minute since Byron been here, nigga.
You still can't talk?
Yo.
Yo, you see why niggas don't want to come back to this shit, man?
You always move hostage, bro.
All right, no nigga, you can go.
You need to help with speaking.
Goddamn.
Yo, the girls be like, oh shit.
I can't leave.
Help me.
Oh shit, man.
That's some fucking funny shit though.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh shit.
Play this song, nigga.
Bill, play this song, man.
Someone give me an intro for the number one record for the day.
Big Mo, go for it.
Yo, for the number one record of the day, this is one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite artists.
Damn, the song is Break Yourself, fool!
Alright, show goes on, nigga!
What are you talking about?
Last song?
No!
There is no last song!
The last song is Break Yourself, fool!
The show goes on!
That's the name of the last goddamn song, faggots!
The show goes on!
One of my favorite songs from one of my favorite artists.
Goddamn, they still circumventing the band?
Where is it?
Goddamn!
Y'all gonna find a way.
Y'all gonna find a way.
He said, fresher.
He's stupid.
Bruh.
Bro.
Yeah, I sound like you when you speak.
Fuck you, nigga.
So, anywho, bro.
One of my favorite songs from one of my favorite artists.
He's an artist that I've been inspired for.
Hey, tell the Mexican to actually leave now.
Bro, are you still saying Mexican, bro?
Wait, it's actually Venezuela.
Exactly.
Oh, he's that purpose.
Exactly.
That's funny.
Bruh, they're all the same to Myron, bruh, that's why.
Chinese.
Chinese?
What?
Nigga, that's a whole nother continent.
What?
Don't listen to me.
What?
What?
It's really...
Did he...
Pei Wei.
Pei Wei, nigga.
Bruh, it's me, I'm the problem, bruh.
It's me, I'm the problem.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Yo, Pei Wei is the Asian restaurant.
You want to pay the way?
Niggas say and build the wall.
Pay the way to your huts.
Niggas say and build the wall.
Pay the way to the food.
We tried down the street called Payway.
Call Gables, nigga.
Pay the way, nigga.
So as we get ready to play this number one song, you know, one of my favorite artists, One of my favorite songs.
I still listen to that fucking song today.
I don't give a fuck.
I still love that song.
Break yourself, fool!
We ain't leaving.
So, as we're getting ready to leave, right?
So, T-Pain, I'm sprung.
Oh, man.
Yes, sir.
How could this be?
Yes, sir.
Really, nigga?
Uh-oh.
The recoil is good, nigga!
Don't play that shit!
The show goes on!
If you play it, you die.
What?
What the?
These pellets hurt.
Listen.
Hey, y'all, y'all.
I know you ain't talking about that, nigga!
Listen.
Hey, man.
I know what you're thinking.
And it's exactly what it looks like.
But in my defense...
What's your defense?
I didn't know she was pregnant.
Wait, was that not the subject?
No!
No!
Okay!
Chat, don't worry about what I just said.
Don't worry about what I just said, chat.
With that said, you know, don't even worry about what I just said.
You'll forget the pregnant chick.
Marry me tall and L, but he's slow.
We're rough.
I gotta go sleep.
You can't leave.
You think this is a fucking game?
Oh my god.
Huh?
Get back in the house.
He grabbed the mic.
He grabbed the mic.
He's still alive.
Alright.
Alright.
Don't worry about the pregnant line.
Don't worry about it.
Alright.
Do you play the song?
Yes.
But I ain't gonna lie, the police might come.
Niggas saw me in the hallway.
I ain't gonna lie.
Don't worry, it wasn't me who called 911.
No, real talk, the police might come.
Okay.
A white person saw me in the- That was easy.
Got it.
If the police come, remember, this is just- You're the accomplice.
Got it.
Got it.
Bless you, friend.
Alright.
T-Pain, I'm sprung!
My favorite song.
You put that shit on my face.
I can't trust you, bro.
You tried to run out of here.
I almost lost you.
You almost got away, too.
Look at that time, bro.
Nigga, bro, the white people.
Did you see the white people saw us?
Nigga.
The police are going to be here any minute now, probably.
Because you're in a whiskey mask.
Well, I mean.
Yo, I actually like the side, man.
Alright, you won't be enjoying it for much longer.
Next show, I need to be here.
If there's a next show.
What the f- Ah!
Ha ha ha!
Yo!
Let's play the music.
Play it, play the song man.
I'm dead.
Yo, Pizzle.
What's popping, B? Right now, word is in the hood, man.
You up here sprung with this new lady.
I don't know what you're talking about, Gus.
Come on, man.
We got the picnic popping, man.
We got chicks over here.
Man, you gotta come join us, dog.
All right, I'll see y'all in a minute.
Yo, I don't think he coming through, dog.
Damn, nigga, it's just black as you.
That's great.
Oh, she got me.
Got me doing things I'll never do.
- What the fuck?
I don't know.
You're not going to be there anymore.
Look at what!
*laughs* *laughs* Really nigga?
*laughs* *laughs* Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh All you wanna do is Hurt, oh I gotta get away from her
But now I'm leaving Quickly, before she come and try to get me, and I'm taking everything with me.
But it all come down and I'm strong.
Oh, she got me.
Got me doing things I'll never do, getting you with me.
man, I'm telling you I'm strong Got me doing things I'll never do with you, baby.
I'm telling you, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, Ooh, so we went our separate ways.
It's been a couple of days, but now I'm doing what I want to do.
But nobody telling me what I'm gonna do.
And I'm feeling so free.
With nobody but me.
Now I can handle all my business.
All of my fellas cannot get a witness.
But I'm feeling kind of lonely.
On top of that, I'm kind of honing.
And I gotta get back to her.
And now I'm leaving quickly.
Really, nigga?
Before she come and try to get me.
And I'm taking everything with me.
And I'm coming down.
I'm strong.
I'm strong.
Don't you got me.
Got me doing things I'll never do.
If you ain't been, I'm telling you, I'm strong.
brother, you know what's the way?
My brother!
My brother knows the way.
I ain't gonna lie, this nigga sent though This nigga, this song slaps, but this nigga slipped.
Now I'm in a stutter chair.
What's up, man?
Come on, get up out of here.
Damn, that nigga black as hell.
Do not leave me.
Do not leave me.
That nigga was leaving right away, too.
I'm coming out there in one second.
Yo, boo.
You say he coming, but I don't believe him.
Let's be out.
Well, let's be out, man.
Let's get it.
That's his brother, by the way.
Shout out to boo.
Cool ass dude.
Blacker than me.
Man.
Song is over.
WStream.
Let's go!
Bro, that is still one of my favorite songs.
One of the biggest inspirational songs.
To this day, I don't give a fuck.
Hey, I'm an R&B guy.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
Yes, bro.
I love that song.
I still listen to that shit.
Yo, y'all saw me in the video?
You saw me in the video, bro?
Yeah, you was the one that was on the phone with him.
You said, yo, he was coming, but you didn't believe him.
That's my nigga.
My nigga.
Do you know the wave?
He know the wave.
Well, he's in the Glees, though.
Sorry, you made a move.
Okay, so that was the stream, right?
Yeah, that's the stream, bro!
Yeah, man!
Yo, yeah, man!
I think we gotta read the chats.
Last thoughts?
I think we gotta read the chats.
Last thoughts?
Last thoughts?
I think we gotta read the chats.
Last thoughts?
Hold on, there's no more.
No, there's some chats for real.
Bills.
I'm sorry.
Who said you want, nigga?
My nigga, you're going to be the first one that's released when this is all said and done.
My nigga, you won't be the first one that's released.
When are you going to actually release him, though?
Release on what?
Good behavior or bad behavior?
Dude, you shut the fuck up.
I already had to chase you out the hallway.
Cops are probably gonna come.
Listen, man.
I didn't want to have to do this!
Breaking bad.
I didn't want to have to do this.
Alright, but here I am.
Fucking pink ski mask.
Multiple time convicted felon.
I've been on this podcast for fucking months.
But here I am.
Fucking babysitting you motherfuckers.
A really black dude.
A Mexican in the back.
Some fat Haitian dude.
And some nigga with braces.
You ain't think I want to be here?
You think I want to be here?
Nigga, you live here.
Not really.
What the fuck?
Hey!
Hey, what the fuck?
Oh, shit!
I didn't even move, man.
I'm still here.
I'm still here, bro.
I see everything you're doing.
Really, nigga?
Yo, Byron, you all right, bro?
I thought you were seeing something.
No, no, no.
I can see clearly now.
Oh, that's what's wrong.
Oh, you can see clearly now.
I can see clearly now the rain is gone.
Why was me and Fresh thinking the same shit, right?
I just want to say the chat is asking for an encore.
What?
No, y'all don't need a hug.
I'll tell you this, with this ski mask on, we gotta put on some gangsta music.
What's up with the chats again?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So let's read these chats again.
Let's see.
Jacob BITW... Jizzle, but continue.
This is the longest top 10 list in history.
Don't forget, Myron has mods.
BTS. The whole time.
You ain't even here, nigga.
You better stay right by your fucking computer.
Motherfucker.
He said, I'm blinking twice for help.
Yeah, well, you ain't blinking no times.
This pilot will come through the camera.
And it will end your life.
You ain't going nowhere.
Mods, you guys are also being conditionally, potentially held against your will.
Allegedly.
Yeah!
Allegedly.
Yeah!
I see all y'all.
Damn, even the mods.
Damn!
This is a toy gun, by the way.
Damn!
Actually, it's not a toy gun.
It's allegedly.
It's a horror.
That's the toy gun for sure.
So Brainiac donated a dollar rumble rent.
He said...
Yeah, pay it this way so the cops don't know.
Stupid.
Brainiac donated a dollar rumble rent.
He says, we're here now.
New merch.
We definitely are.
I think that's a fantastic merch idea, by the way.
We here now.
New merch is a great idea.
We here now.
We here now, bro.
Jacob B.I.T.W. says, play the MK song again.
Myron will start dancing.
Myron will start dancing.
You can escape.
Hey, this ain't Myron.
This is Byron.
Oh, yeah.
Byron.
Byron might start dancing.
No, Byron ain't gonna dance.
Byron.
Oh, yeah.
Facts.
Gangsters don't dance.
We just pull up our pants and do the rock away.
Lead back.
Lean back.
What the fuck you dancing, nigga?
What the fuck?
Wait, are we still in the shadow room?
Really, nigga?
Are we still in the shadow room?
Yeah, we are.
Fantastic.
Oh yeah, Shadow the Oni, WStream, WBills, WHostageSituation, WMyron, Fresh, WBigMo.
When I found y'all two years ago...
Wait, hold on, this ain't a hostage situation.
I mean, allegedly.
W Alleged Situation.
When I found y'all two years ago, I was over 355 pounds, now 235.
And cutting got more than I know what to do with.
Now y'all upgraded the fuck out of me on God.
Big up.
Big up yourself.
Don DeMarco.
Give him a Don DeMarco.
Don DeMarco.
I was going to say give him a ding, but close enough.
He lost 100 pounds.
Oh yeah, on God.
Yoga, fire!
And G says SOS. Hey Mexican, I better not have been to you.
Mexican in the back.
Well good thing she's not Mexican.
That was a good one.
I was saving that joke for a rainy day.
Venom.
Hey, Madal Venom.
Two, three said, no Marvin's Room from Drake.
I would have loved...
Remember, even the initial list I had, I got like about at least 50 songs.
Just on Simpsons alone.
Alone.
And plus, I'm a huge Drake fan, so...
I mean, of course, I would love to have my audience room.
You know, Drake's one of my favorite artists, you feel me?
You feel me?
The Take Care album's also my favorite.
Alright, nigga, T-Mai.
Rylan says, you know, let's go till the sun goes down.
We did this one already.
I think we're done.
Okay, facts.
No, I think that's the first time it came through.
Are you silly?
That's the first time Byron's seen it.
Oh, yeah.
All right, right.
Don't tell me what a good time.
Oh, man.
Bruh.
Is there any who, bruh?
What's the other one?
That's it.
How long have I been going?
My boy Myron perpetuating all them stereotypes.
Osama would be proud.
I've been rocking with y'all since work last night.
I'm about to start my Uber all damn night, though.
This slavery ain't it?
This slavery ain't it?
Hey, shut the fuck up.
This ain't slavery.
This is...
This is what?
Volunteerism.
Volunteerism, right.
What the fuck?
Forceful volunteerism.
I mean, I mean...
Shut up.
T-Pain said that he made those songs because he was a simp.
He admitted it in an interview.
Damn.
Damn.
Wow.
I'm kind of disappointed with that one.
I mean, yeah.
A lot of people have inspiration, yeah.
So yeah, bruh.
Are we done yet?
Yeah, we are.
Oh, heck.
Pritch is falling asleep.
Stupid.
Bruh.
What is Myron doing?
Alright, we got the last rants, for real, for real.
This is the last one.
No more, for real.
I love y'all.
We're not doing no more after this.
This is the end of reading the rants, for sure.
Damn, stop sending more.
Jacob, stop sending more.
We're done.
We're done, Jacob.
Jacob, we're done.
Jacob, bro.
I mean, keep sending the rants.
Jacob, bro, what are you doing, bro?
What are you doing?
Man, you're doing a great, awesome, fantastic job.
Yo, just keep sending.
Stop sending.
You gotta stop.
Keep them going.
You gotta stop this.
Stop, please.
Yeah, like we need more.
All of it.
We need...
All of the...
All of the...
Keep sending all of the rumble rants, right?
So here's what you do.
So...
Because we gotta...
Because, you know, we gotta like...
You know what I'm saying?
You know...
Keep bringing, you know, because we're still here.
Please Please let me sleep I'm leaving I'm leaving Yeah Bro Please Please let me Cause Nigga Nigga be trying to sleep Bruh, can a nigga sleep sometimes?
I mean, sleep?
Who needs sleep?
Who needs sleep?
I do.
I definitely need sleep.
But it's not that important.
It's not that important at all.
Because there's no way in hell that it's that important.
It's extremely important.
Because when I get out of here, right?
I'm going to make sure when I get out of here, I'm coming right back.
Right away.
Right?
I'm gonna be staying put.
I'm finna stay my ass home.
Right?
Cause when I get home, I'm finna be, I'm finna, I'm finna like straight skedaddle.
I'm finna, I'm finna be staying.
Bro, cause they could be trying to sleep, bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yo, yo, you can see how tired I am, bro.
I'd be trying to sleep.
But good thing there's Gorilla Mind.
You know cuz gorilla mine definitely keeps me up You you feel me?
Because, you know, I mean, because I be trying to get up out of here, bro.
So please, no more chats.
We don't need any more of these chats.
We need Rumble Rants.
That's what we need.
They fucking killed it, bro.
He said we don't give any more shots.
We need Rumble Rants.
Send the Rumble Rants.
Bro.
I hope you guys enjoyed this show, man.
I'm just fucking around.
I hope you guys really enjoyed the show, man.
Like I said before, we go hard for y'all, man.
Shout out to Moe and Bills for fucking going hard as fucking the paint.
Yo, can we get them on Don DeMarco, man?
Don DeMarco.
Don DeMarco.
We're just happy to be here.
WStream, man.
We love being here.
WStream, man.
I hope you guys really enjoyed that, man.
We got the number one team in the fucking world.
Yeah, we do.
With the grind, don't stop.
Angie literally just went to the spot to go basically oversee the carpet being installed.
Fresh is going to go do his speech shit right now.
I held him against his will.
Because your speech teacher is probably like, what the fuck?
Yo, just tell her you literally got held at gunpoint.
First time I've been held at gunpoint by a serial sand nigga.
Serial sand nigga's kind of wild, bro.
Named Byron.
And, uh, shout out to Bills and Mo, man.
We really do love you guys, man.
We do this show from the bottom of our heart.
And, uh, yeah, man.
I lost my voice.
And he got a stream, too.
It was hilarious.
So, yeah, we love y'all ninjas.
We'll be back for Fed Reacts later.
A couple hours.
Fuck.
At like eight.
Or nine.
Probably nine.
You better sleep, man.
You better sleep, bro.
I'm going to go to sleep and get y'all some Fed Reacts.
We'll probably cover Tupac.
People out there.
Yo, Bill's Moe.
I'll give y'all last words.
Man, I will say, seeing all these chats, these rumble rants, you know, I really do appreciate the love.
Y'all are fucking awesome.
Sight, last word before you die, nigga!
We ain't ending!
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't need to leave.
Do I need to leave?
I mean, we're here now.
I love staying here.
You know, I always say, I know, I see some of the hate I be getting.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS.
Although the first thing, I do understand where the hate is coming from.
And I understand the reason behind the hate that I get.
And it does really make a lot of sense when they say hate comes from below.
But all I do is pay attention and I give all of my attention to the people who show me love, to the people who...
Who always be showing me encouragement to the people who are actually noticing.
To the people who are actually doing their due diligence.
Who are actually doing their research on me.
You know, those are the only type of people that I really give my attention to.
So, the very small...
Fraction of people who hate on me.
You know, I don't even worry about them, bro.
You know, it's because it's times like this.
It's times like this when I see people.
It's because I'm like stalling for bills to pull up these chats.
We're not reading these for real.
When I see moments like this, and I'm seeing all you guys showing so much love and doing all these chats, it's extremely encouraging and stuff like that.
People like you guys, people like you guys watching, you guys are the reason why I'm always going to still keep smiling, and you guys are the reason why I keep having a positive attitude.
Yeah, man.
Sinaloa out in stores.
Available everywhere.
Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube.
Music video is going to be coming soon, maybe in a couple months.
Shoutouts to Grails Vision.
Shoutouts to my boys FNF Dallas.
Whatchamacallit?
What else?
Yeah, wherever you listen to music, my music is available there.
I gotta do the shameless plug.
But, other than that, you guys can follow me on Instagram at BigMo underscore B-I-T-W. That is B-I-G-M-O underscore B-I-T-W. Don't forget the memo to believe in Big Mo because that is a M-O. I eat spinach and kale that tell these bitches to go to hell.
Yeah, can we get out the shadow roll?
And then let Bill get his piece?
Oh God.
Alright, y'all.
So, before we...
I just want to say, first and foremost, thank y'all for letting me take y'all to the Shadow Realm with Myron and the gang, for sure.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, let me take the Rome Rants off.
One second.
There you go.
Alright.
Sorry about that.
Just want to say thank y'all for having me.
It's been a pleasure.
Great laughs.
I love being here.
Shout out to Big Mo.
That's my cousin.
Make sure y'all go get that scene in Loa out now.
It is available on Apple Music, Spotify, Tidal, anything you got.
Just go ahead and download it.
Give them a like on YouTube.
Go ahead and subscribe.
Co-engineered by this guy too!
I also help mix the record as well, so please go ahead and support.
Anything that you can do will definitely show love.
Even an Instagram repost and stuff like that will definitely show the appreciation.
I just want to say thank you so much to Myron and Fresh for even adding me onto the team.
Thank you for Big Mo for thinking about me when you had that random opportunity.
You know, you my dog for life.
I appreciate you forever.
You know, you already know.
On God, on God, on God, on God.
Freshman FM, Freshman FitFam, I love y'all.
Thank y'all so much for accepting me for who I am.
You know, I know you guys don't know me as much yet, but I'm definitely going to be able to show you guys a lot more about me.
Thank you for the platform.
Thank you for everything.
I just love being here.
We're not held, like, hostage.
I get paid well.
I eat great food.
I have no complaints.
Thank you, Myron and Fresh, again.
Happy to be here.
That was too long, nigga.
What the fuck?
That boy fresh ready to go.
Nigga gave a monologue.
The fuck, nigga?
This has been eight hours, bro.
Hang on.
Nigga, you've been here for like one.
Nigga, I got here what?
Four?
Oh.
Nigga, it's 9 a.m.
You want me to play a love song for you?
A sad song?
For the violin.
You got the violin, right, Bills?
Yeah, I do, actually.
Yeah, we got a violin gift for you.
Don't worry, bro.
The second top.
Third.
Or third.
Third one?
It's either the second or third.
Second, second, second.
That was easy.
Yeah.
There you go.
Damn it.
They gotta be named the violin.
You got anything else?
You want to complain about?
No.
I just want to end his dream.
Nigga, you could have left before.
Byron Ben left.
Not me.
Some nigga with a pink mask.
It wasn't me.
Oh, okay.
Hang on.
WStream, man.
Yeah.
Yo, guys.
Love y'all, man.
Go support Big Mo's record.
It's called Sinaloa, right?
Sinaloa.
Sinegea?
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Gotcha.
That's fucked up, man.
I thought you were like, she had his back for once.
It was too easy, man.
Come on, man.
I was like, I gotta do it.
Well, because I know Myron hates anything that's not drill or EDM. Fair enough.
It's a strange comparison, but yeah.
But yeah, man.
Shout out to Bill.
Shout out to Mo.
Literally, we got the best team.
Shout out to Chris as well, even though he's a bum.
And shout out to you, Fresh.
I'm surprised you showed up.
I didn't think you were going to come.
I'm shocked you showed up.
Well, you mentioned the cross in Christ in my name, so I had to show up.
What?
On time.
He did say he was going to bring a cross.
Fresh, were you watching?
I mean, donating to the church?
All I heard was Christ and a cross.
And when you heard those two things in the same sentence, I must be there.
What was a wooden cross?
In Jesus' name.
Six feet cross.
Seven.
You said six feet.
I needed seven.
Seven feet cross.
And some gasoline.
Allegedly.
Are you trying to bring me at a stake?
No, not you.
Okay, cool.
Oh, okay, okay.
Who?
I think he's just going to put it on a lawn or something.
Alright, man.
This is going to be a bonfire with some of me and my friends.
Anyhow, Crisis King, by the way.
Ooh, I like s'mores.
Ooh.
Yeah.
It's just going to be a bonfire with me and some friends.
Ooh, WW. On Halloween.
Ooh, WW. We're all going to be wearing magic outfits.
Ooh, WW. You are coming to Orlando for my birthday with me for Halloween.
What you doing in Orlando?
Only if we can have the bonfire that I talked about.
You can have it on your own grass, but not here.
I mean, why not?
Well, if you do that, I don't know you, bro.
I don't know y'all niggas, man.
Anyhow, bro, this is a cool stream, man, but niggas gotta sleep, bro.
See, I've been doing shit during the day.
All niggas don't do shit during the day.
What the?
Don't do it.
Yo, yo, let's get out of here, bro.
Get out of here.
Yo, Mo, end the stream, bro.
End the stream, Mo.
Mo, yo.
I'm fucking leaving.
The show goes on!
Yo, Myron's feeling nasty.
This is my home!
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
Alright, how about this, Myron?
Check this out.
People are going to work right now.
Check this out.
Check this out, Myron.
Here's what we can do, right?
Alright, alright.
Read these last formal rants.
That's it.
How are you feeling?
Alright, we doing it.
Alright.
Let's do it.
I'm willing to.
There's some quickies.
Are they, uh...
Just quickies.
Just run through them.
Wait, hold on.
Actually...
They're clean.
I read through all of them.
Well...
Ah, yeah.
Well, no.
Put us in the shadow room anyways.
Yeah, bro.
You're that worried about these chats?
Nah, put them in the shadow room.
You gotta reread them three times.
Yo, the first time...
They be so creative, bro.
You gotta reread them a couple times.
Nico Nico See that There you go Bigs B Needs to make an appearance To roast music Made by The They gave him an African watermelon!
They gave him an African watermelon!
Chicken and a chicken!
Hashtag bring the hood.
No!
No!
Shadow Brownie says, this is the anti-hero Myron always wanted to be when he was chasing them Latinos over the border.
I believe him.
Shadow the Oni again says, You better tap and rock that bitch, Byron.
It looks like it's gonna jam up simply for existing.
Yeah, this one was Shadowrun for sure.
I haven't seen this slave labor like this since Leo Frank enslaved and raped that girl in his factory, which started the ADL. Wow.
Pretend we didn't hear that.
Chashko says...
I mean, he's not lying.
Hey, man.
We were...
I'm not fucking leaving Biden.
He did.
Many times.
He about to do it again, that's why.
I know.
I'm not doing it, bro.
His face is...
Yo, next.
I'm not doing it.
I'm just fucking around.
Yeah, alright.
Money clips.
Money don't sleep.
I'm not fucking leaving!
The show goes on!
This is my home!
They're going to need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
Shout out Rod Eric.
Yeah, you can tell when Myron's growing up, he had no friends, nigga.
This nigga's like doing this shit too much, bro.
What the fuck?
They're going to play Overwatch for his whole life.
And also, Myron does love the extra time with Mo.
That's fine.
Nah, nigga.
He does.
Alright.
Ain't no cap.
Neither like the rest of these fools.
Check my Instagram.
We're working fresh.
Stop playing with the curls.
The biceps looking weak, bro.
Oh, they're hanging.
Wait, what?
They're hanging.
Hit me with my Instagram story of me working out.
Uh, okay.
There's always something.
You have a bad form!
You did not do that correctly!
Bitch, I got a trainer!
Okay, unplug brain.
Play just in a med clip.
I ain't fucking leaving.
Actually, you can't hear what he's saying, but she got visibly angry.
Just adding to that overtime pay, it's about 25 cents each.
Bro.
He gave us a dollar to split between us four.
Myron, on Real Demon Time, Hamwell, Oh, we did this one already.
No, we did this one.
I think we're done.
Yeah.
Oh, cool.
Oh, we're done.
That's it, baby.
Yeah!
End it up.
Close it out, y'all boys.
Alright, guys.
WStream.
Peace.
Be for real, friend.
I'm not fucking leaving!
This is my home!
They're gonna need a wrecking ball to take me out of here!
I thought we were done?
Yeah.
Six!
Six!
That was actually adorable.
You guys really thought we were done?
Yeah, we is.
Yeah, of course we is.
Of course we is, right?
I don't see Department of Labor kicking the door down.
Well, it is Thursday morning.
Of course we is.
Damn, bro.
Right?
How long have we been streaming between all the podcasts today?
At least...
Oh, fuck.
16 hours?
No.
Nigga, we can't even see camera four.
First of all, we can't even see camera four, bro.
Second one is like 3 hours plus...
Okay, okay.
Maybe like...
Hold on, hold on.
7.
12 hours.
How long have you been streaming on this one?
6 hours 57 minutes.
You got that nasty look.
Yeah, bro.
So, yo, make sure you...
Let's say average, 14 hours.
Make sure you guys like, share, and subscribe.
Do we want to hit the lucky seven?
No.
Make sure you guys like, share, and subscribe.
It's only three minutes.
We already did it.
Make sure you guys like, share, and subscribe.
Are we at seven?
We've already did.
Oh, shit.
Well, not this one, but...
It was the WWE stream, right?
The WWE stream.
Yeah, but we're three minutes away.
Yo, thank you guys for watching.
I like that.
Guys, it's about 9.20 in the morning right now.
Some of y'all are probably getting ready to go to work or go to the gym.
Yep.
So, we're going to leave, y'all.
With a song.
With a song.
Because we're the best podcast ever.
Nobody can stop us.
Instead of Roy Jones, Can't Be Stopped.
We're gonna play.
Oh, okay.
What are we playing?
Archie Eversol, we ready.
What?
Alright, niggas.
We're gonna leave you on a victory note.
This is gonna get you guys motivated to fuck go to gym, work, whatever the fuck you gotta do, you lazy piece of shit.
So if you haven't watched us, good.
It's time to go out there and grind.
We worked all night.
Now it's time for y'all ninjas to work.
Archie Eversoul, let's go!
I feel the master.
I feel you.
Y'all ready?
Y'all ready?
They ready?
We ready?
Y'all niggas know what time it is?
Get hyped up, motherfuckers!
We better be in a shot of rum because I'm about to start swearing.
In three, two, one, four.
Let's go, faggots!
Have you ever done today yet?
If you haven't, you better go work out.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
Bag it.
Woo!
Let's go!
Not more podcasts in the fucking world.
Nobody's betting us.
Nobody can stop us.
Y'all know what time it is.
We're ready for the opposition.
If I ever see any of these fucking dragons in real life, they better be ready.
Because we ready, motherfuckers.
We ready.
We ready.
This music video actually symbolizes what we're going through right now.
All the haters are chasing us, right?
Wait till the end of the music video.
We'll be right back.
My back is never under eight.
Grind all night.
I stay ready.
It doesn't stop.
We are fucking ready, baby.
So who's ready?
We'll be right back.
Bubba Sparks?
Yeah, Bubba Sparks.
All in London, yelling Georgia, Eurobet is suffocating.
Hold it down for country, leave them others up with shade it.
Give a damn if silly sisters think I'm good or lucky.
However, they can get it Told them about that b**** shadow Y'all better go with it Infiltrated mainstream Maintaining the same theme Polo shirts and pig Can't even get them stains clean Ain't too much I ain't seen In between La Grange and Athens Ups and downs Right and lefts All around me planes is crashing in it How we ready now?
The new South has arrived These savages is finna eat It won't stop till they satisfy Max, that's us We ready That's all the haters Chasing us, right?
This music video literally symbolizes the bullshit we threw.
Haters chase us, right?
For what?
Anus and leech, playback, all those faggots, but they're really pussies.
That's what's really going on.
Stop.
Y'all really didn't think we were going to end on that one, right?
Yes.
Huh?
Wait, is my mic on?
It's Roy Jones time, faggots.
If y'all niggas weren't motivated before, y'all niggas better get motivated now!
For all you fucking losers out there that thought about, oh, I don't know where we get today!
I don't know if I'm going to work hard today!
I don't know if I'm going to go hard today!
It's time to grab your nuts, not be a faggot, and get the motivation.
We're not Anderson Leach, we're not Playback, we're none of these faggots.
We can't be stopped, faggot!
Let's go!
Let's go, Baggins!
That ain't just a thing we're gonna do on that one.
Let's go!
I mean what I speak, I do as I say.
I bust a lot, grind, don't get in my way.
I'm pimping my hoes, I'm jacking my foes.
I spit that police and duck my P.O. I ain't going to court.
If you can call a judge and tell I kiss my ass, cause I ain't gonna bug.
And I ain't going back to lock up.
You're trying to clock a pop up, hey?
Y'all niggas need some motivation?
Don't believe me.
Let's go!
What the fuck are the opponents doing?
What's playback doing?
Eating food?
What's I been doing?
Rocking off?
What's preach doing?
Fucking a fat bitch.
These niggas are losers, and they will never, ever fucking stop us.
They better pray to God.
I never see them.
God have mercy.
I don't.
I promise y'all niggas, if I ever see these faggots in real life, It's a fucking rap!
Abba, I will fuck you up when I see you piece of fucking shit!
You faggot!
Let's fucking go!
That nigga's scared and he knows what happens about everyone in tour!
Let's fucking go!
He's a rap song.
A rap song about rap.
Let's go.
We don't beg.
We don't fall.
These faggots can't stop us.
We're number fucking one.
We will not lose.
Stopping as a hot damn you.
God in my corner.
Nigga can't lose.
Trying to take me out my hot damn shoes.
See how quick I jump up and get you bitches to blues?
They gon' see you on the hot damn blues.
And I ain't leaving nothing.
Nicking me to the crime.
Not a print.
Not a hot damn blues.
Beating these niggas down is what I came to do.
And I ain't playing by a hot damn blues.
Shaking you niggas down.
If you ain't paying your dues, we passin' up your block and ooh.
My schools are loose.
Don't call my head cause you gon' make me act a hot damn fool.
Dead discussion.
You will not win, cause I will not lose!
Can't be touched, can't be stocked, can't be moved, can't be rocked.
Less than three years, 1.5 fuckin' 9 subscribers, you fuckin' losers, damn it!
Two million in ten years, you fuckin' loser!
Fat piece of shit, fuckin' faggots!
Make your stupid ass jokes with your jump cuts to my fuckin' face!
They never will.
God have mercy on you fucking faggots because I promise you I won't win if I ever see you fucking homos.
We will not fucking lose.
Use hate as your motivation, guys.
That's what we fucking do over here.
We'll catch you guys on the next podcast.
We don't fucking bend.
We don't fold.
Number one podcast in the world.
We'll see you guys on fucking Friday.
Love y'all.
Peace.
I just ran.
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