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Jan. 14, 2023 - Fresh & Fit
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ROASTING Modern Women w/McQueen, Donovan Sharpe & Modernlife Dating
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What's up guys?
Welcome to the Fresh Fit Podcast after our edition.
We'll join some special guests and some lovely ladies.
Well, get right into it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Nobody cares, bro.
Get out.
Get out.
It's a night.
Kind of pattern.
In the night.
No control.
Put your shoes on outside.
You're okay.
Get out.
You don't have to put them on in here.
Welcome to the Fresh Fit Podcast after After our edition, man, we're joining a couple of special guests and some lovely ladies.
Quick enough before we get into the show.
Number one, rumble.com slash Fresh Fit, guys.
We just dropped in a show that we talked about the Andrew Tate situation.
Obviously, not all of it was safe for YouTube, so you guys got to go ahead and check it on Rumble.
It's okay, ladies.
You can look at the screen right now.
Chris got them shook, man.
When we're reading the chats, y'all can look at the screen.
Don't worry about it.
So, yeah, rumble.com slash freshfit, man.
Also, don't subscribe over there.
Help us hit 100,000.
We debunked all the allegations against Andrew.
One over each charge.
All false.
Yeah, they're all bullshit, man.
And we show up footage to prove our point.
Also, check us out on freshandfit.locals.com.
As you guys know, Fresh records content during, before, and after the streams.
So if you guys want behind-the-scenes stuff, go ahead and check it out over there.
Also, Double Dates and all the other shenanigans that we're involved in, freshandfit.locals.com and all the old Patreon content.
Yeah.
megaphone guys if you guys want to check out the podcast list of the audio version go ahead over there to megaphone just understand that you got to wear headphones because if you listen to us especially the andrew tate episode you're probably gonna get fired from your job right then also check us out on fresher podcast store.com get the merch hoodies t-shirts etc chris's bum shirts coming very soon then also guys check us out on fresh effect clips we post um six clips on there now and four shorts guys we're posting 10 videos per day on that clip channel all right so
So, we're trying to hit that one and get another golden plaque behind me, so help us hit 1 million on that channel as well, guys.
And then, Fresh, you want to talk about your vlog?
Yes, guys.
Voltano's still there.
We're doing maybe one vlog a week max, and then we're doing streams for the most part.
We had a funny stream a couple nights ago with me and Sneeko and two Latina baddies.
So, check it out, guys.
Twitch account away.
Let's go.
Oh yeah, those two girls, you definitely know what to do with those two.
Yo guys, so, and then check me out, Fed1811, as you guys know, I break down criminal cases.
The last one I did, I just dropped an episode yesterday on the Toy Box Killer, as you guys know.
This guy was notorious in New Mexico kidnapping girls, and he had a whole torture chamber and would play a cassette recording of what he's going to do to the girl.
Wild shit.
Yeah, that's, I think, where Saw got his inspiration from with the cassette.
He opened it up with...
Hello there, bitch.
I'm going to go ahead and talk about all the devious shit that he was going to do to them.
I'm going to check it out.
Yeah.
But yeah, if you guys like that serial killer shit, whether it's Ted Bundy, the Night Stalker, fucking John Wayne Gacy, all the most famous serial killers, check me out over there on Fed1811.
I break down all those cases.
I also cover terrorism, bank robberies, murder, everything you guys like when it comes to criminals, cover it.
The best true crap channel on YouTube.
Cool.
And Chris is next.
Yeah, Chris, go ahead.
Yes, ladies.
DM me in the air and see Pucks on IG. Shout out to the girls for showing up to the panel.
All new girls.
Let's make it happen.
And tomorrow we have the Fresh and Fit Million.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, party.
So don't want to market for that.
Hey, guys, what's up?
What up?
Yo, that's the meetup crew from earlier, guys.
Shout out to those guys, man.
You guys, by the way, before we even start the show, we're having a party tomorrow at 9 p.m.
However, you've not seen a venue or you don't know the location.
But we're going to do something for you guys special today.
Show you the venue itself, what's happening on the yacht.
So let's check it out, guys.
The video is here.
Yeah, we're going to show y'all the yacht real quick.
Because we didn't get to show you guys this.
We've had this footage for like two days.
But we keep forgetting to put it in post to show it to y'all.
And guys, we still have tickets on sale, too.
You know, for the last minute.
Pop up.
Put the link in the chat, Chris.
Just put the link in the chat.
Yeah, we'll throw it in there.
Hey, guys.
This is going to be crazy, guys.
Check it out.
Here's the video right here, guys.
So we're going to...
This is the yacht that we're going to be doing.
It's a three-story yacht, open bar.
Food, drinks.
That way.
Yes.
And then up there.
This is as usual, just recording shit.
You're gonna have to, man.
This one?
No, it's up to you.
This one is for food, sir.
This one is for food, It's a lot of money, God damn it, you're going to have a good time.
We should go up, hold on a month.
Yeah.
I think you can hold on a month.
Yeah, it would be good.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, this is up there.
Maybe I have 3K and then 5K.
Yeah, so 3K here.
Okay.
And then the top is coming up.
- Yeah.
- Green.
- Looking at people from-- - Whoa.
- Y'all got outside of the pool?
- Yeah, we do.
- Yeah, we're outside of the pool.
- Hold on, that's separate.
You don't got it?
No, I got it, but I don't want to put the name off there.
Christina, of course not.
Oh, it's because you don't want the people to know.
Yeah, guys, the last venue we had got kind of crashed, so we got to be real secretive with operational security.
Anyway, without further ado, let's introduce the ladies on the panel while Fresh pulls up this video.
That's the inside of the yacht, guys.
It's going to be lit.
So ladies, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, education level, and if you want to, of course.
Your body count.
And we'll start right here.
So name, age, what you do for a living, dating status.
My name's Melissa.
I'm 19, and I'm currently unemployed, but I just started an OnlyFans.
Oh, interesting.
I'm single, and I dropped out of high school.
And where are you from?
Michigan.
Michigan?
Oh yeah, that explains a lot.
Jasmine, 19, and I'm also unemployed.
I'm going to be in cosmetology school.
And I'm from Pembroke Pines.
Did you drop out of high school too?
No.
I had to graduate to go to high school.
I'm on the line.
Green flag?
Pembroke Pines, bro.
That's a green flag.
Green flag?
Yeah.
Every time, Doug.
Okay, and then you said you're, okay, and your highest education is high school, and you said you're unemployed right now, but you're in cosmetology school?
Yes.
Okay.
Alright.
What about you?
My name is Jamie.
I'm...
Red flag.
I'm 31.
Okay.
There we go.
I'm a paralegal.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
And I'm from New York.
Uh-oh.
You're from the city, or...?
I'm from Spanish Harlem.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
When you say, what are we talking about?
Are we talking like up by Washington Heights or?
No, I'm talking about 110 LX. Okay.
All right, then.
You can't care for weapons?
New York City.
I do live in the PJs.
Single relationship.
What are you?
Single.
Single?
All right.
And then highest education level completed?
Associates.
Associates?
All right, cool.
Cool.
Hi, I'm Yasmin.
I'm a realtor.
I'm from Chicago and I live there as well.
I just graduated with my bachelor's about a month ago in marketing.
Where'd you get it from?
I went to University of Illinois at Chicago.
Okay.
All right.
And then...
And then single relationship?
I'm in a relationship.
Okay.
How long have you been together?
Almost three years.
All right.
How old are you?
22.
Okay.
Nice.
Cool.
So, and then do you have a job or?
Yes, I'm a realtor in Chicago.
You are a realtor in Chicago.
Okay.
All right.
What are you doing in Miami?
I'm sorry?
What are you doing in Miami?
I'm visiting my boyfriend.
You guys do long distance?
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh my goodness.
So you've been in a long distance relationship for three years.
No, no, no.
It just like recently happened.
It's TikTok.
Oh, he just recently moved to Miami is what you mean.
Oh, he moved to Miami.
You're not going to move out of here?
I am going to.
When?
Within a year.
Corruption's already started, bro.
You said two years?
You guys been together?
Almost three.
What about you?
My name is Larissa.
I go to college.
How old are you?
20.
Okay.
So I'm assuming you're a junior or senior at this point?
Sophomore.
Sophomore.
Okay.
All right.
And then you're in college.
What are you majoring in?
Nursing.
And then I'm going for my doctorate.
All right.
You want to speak a little bit louder so they can actually hear you?
I'm in nursing and then I'm going for my doctors.
Are you a single relationship?
Single.
Where are you originally from?
Pennsylvania.
What part of PA? Reading.
What about you?
My name is Snow.
I'm 33.
Wait, it's Snow?
Snow.
I go by my last name.
Let me guess.
Snow White.
It's fresh.
You want to know my first name?
Because I know it's coming.
Alright, you're 33.
What do you do for work?
Wait, 33?
I'm 33.
Alright, what do you do for work?
I'm a hairstylist.
Okay.
Highest education level completed?
Stylist school or...
No, I went to university for film and theater, actually, but I was doing more styling, so I just went and got my hair license.
You have your bachelor's degree?
No.
Okay.
I dropped out with 19 hours to go.
Damn!
Okay.
Stupid!
Alright, so high school is your last that you actually completed.
No, 19 hours to go in college.
But you didn't complete it.
Did you get an associate?
The question was specifically, what's the highest level completed?
So, alright, and then where are you originally from?
North Carolina.
Okay.
What part?
Winston-Salem.
I went to High Point University.
That's where I was born.
Shut up.
When did you leave North Carolina?
Long time ago and never going back.
She's a white girl named Snow from North Carolina.
I love it.
What's your relationship status?
I'm divorced.
Okay.
Emotional damage.
Question.
Did you initiate the divorce or did he initiate it?
She did.
I did.
Okay.
Why did you initiate it?
Oh, that is such a long story.
We got a couple of hours.
And very complicated.
You can go ahead.
Take a, like, what was it?
Was it, like, was the penis not good enough?
That's what we're just going to jump right into it.
No, I mean, honestly, it's kind of heavy material.
I don't know if the podcast is, like, wanting that.
You must be new here.
Emotional damage!
I've heard all kinds of crazy shit, man.
You must be new.
This is Russia Fit.
Lay it on up, Snow White.
Yeah.
You could summarize it like these three things.
Yeah, you don't have to give us the deal.
Yeah, you don't have to go into all the crap.
Just be like, maybe the top two or three things.
He was a bum.
He was lazy.
He was a drug dealer.
He was a criminal.
I don't know.
No, I think it was a drug dealer.
Come on, she's simply with him.
Yeah, true.
Grief is a difficult, complicated journey.
So when you lose somebody, you know, everybody is affected differently.
That's fair.
It's a journey, and, you know, I just want him to heal.
Okay, so you lost someone close to him, and you never recovered?
A few people, like, back-to-back.
Wow.
Damn.
Ouch.
You left him when he needed you.
Goddamn!
No, I'm just kidding.
I left two years after both of those incidents.
Okay.
Bruh.
All right.
Okay.
What about you?
My name is Kanisha.
What is it?
It's what?
Kanisha?
Yeah, Kanisha.
I'm 21.
I'm a student in college.
Okay.
What are you studying?
Criminology.
You trying to be a cop?
Nah, nah, nah.
I was born in Florida.
North Miami.
Check it twice, bro.
And then single relationship?
Single.
Single AF or just single?
Single AF. Make sure to add in that AF. Are you...
Do you have a job or are you just a full-time student?
Full-time student.
Alright, cool.
And then single AF. Alright, cool.
And our guest of honor.
Special guest.
From left to right.
Right to left.
I'm Jonathan from Modern Life Dating.
I am the guy who coined the term Money Muscles Game Frame.
I'm in town, part of my YouTube tour.
I live in Tokyo, Japan, but I'm here in this cesspool that's called America.
Can't wait to go home.
But I'm happy to be here with the Boys Oppression Fit, and I'm happy to be reaffirming the fact that American women are the bottom of the global world.
It's a fact, brother.
Yeah, I'm Donovan Sharp.
I've been in this community for going on, what, nine years now?
YouTube channel, all that good stuff.
Signature course, Woman Ease, what she says versus what she means.
I have my own private streaming platform with all of my content uncensored and ad-free at sharpstream.com.
I sell my books, my courses, offer three e-books at tsracademy.com.
By the way, use code NEW50 to get 50% off and you can find me on Locals or Patreon.
Just look for Donovan Sharp.
Nice.
Shout out to Dev.
She literally texted that to me so that I could say that because I never plug my shit the right way.
Oh, by the way, my seven-year anniversary with Dev is coming up on the 19th.
So shout out to you, Dev.
Love you.
My name is Megan McQueen.
I'm a comedian on YouTube.
You can just type in Megan McQueen.
Don't type in just McQueen because there's a bunch of Lightning McQueen cars.
Yeah, type in Megan McQueen.
It's the niggas with like a million subscribers or close to million subscribers.
Make sure you subscribe because we're 20K away from that.
You know what I'm saying?
Get a new amelie.
Let's get it.
This is the other part of the yacht that we didn't show earlier for obvious reasons.
Okay, we're gonna play it right now?
Yeah.
Alright, cool.
Guys, Party is tomorrow.
9pm is gonna be lit.
We have a bunch of girls.
How many hundred?
We got a couple hundred confirmed?
Bro, at least 110.
Okay.
Shit.
Hold on.
I'm the captain now.
I'm the captain now.
Can you turn the audio off?
I'm the captain now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Don't do what we're talking about.
He's like, I'm the captain now.
Yeah.
My nigga!
Uh-oh.
Yeah, man.
As y'all can see, man, this is a nice yacht, bro.
The party deck where we just party, have a music, dance and stuff, DJ stuff.
Word up.
Oh, man, this is awesome.
Well, I really don't want y'all to hear him panting after going up them stairs.
Yeah.
Alright.
That's good.
So, yeah, man.
Is that a hose up there?
Huh?
There are going to be a lot of hoes on there, bro.
Okay.
Cool.
So this is what we're going to do, guys.
As y'all know, it's Friday, so go ahead and get your questions in.
This is going to be a supporter-run show.
Y'all ask the questions, and we will ask them.
So I already know we already have a few here.
You know what, lady?
Here we go.
Wyatt goes, okay, King Kareem first.
He goes, part one, ladies, what makes a girl a bad bitch?
Are you a bad bitch?
What exactly is a bad bitch?
Describe her for me.
Also, who gives her that title?
Confidence, personality, and self-love can't be used in answers.
Okay.
That's a lot there, my friend.
So we're going to go ahead and make it simple.
What makes a girl a bad bitch?
Yeah.
And we'll start right here.
Wow, thanks.
Yeah, she started last time, so it's always going to go this way.
Left to right.
I think that something that makes a woman a bad bitch is somebody who can walk in their own and stand alone.
They said confidence can't be in it, but that's what makes a bad bitch.
Your confidence in your personality.
You walk in your own right every day as a woman.
So question, would you consider yourself a bad bitch?
Yes.
Okay.
Period.
So if a girl is fat and ugly, is she still considered a fat and bad bitch?
Hell no.
I believe that a lot of people are beautiful.
This isn't a beauty pageant.
You don't have to give bullshit answers.
Okay, I used to weigh like 200 pounds and I still felt good about myself.
Yeah, but you don't anymore.
You feel better now that you're not 200 pounds.
We're not gonna say that.
Why'd you lose the weight?
Yeah, why'd you lose the weight?
Are you a fact-shaming yourself?
No, it happened randomly.
Not randomly.
I wasn't trying to lose that weight.
It just happened.
Look, a fat bitch cannot be a bad bitch.
I was a bad bitch.
I'm a bad bitch now.
Period.
I beg to differ.
Snow, let's hear your opinion.
So what makes a bad bitch a bad bitch, Snow?
The way she carries herself and the way she handles the world around her.
Okay, so there's nothing internal?
He literally took everything.
These are all therapist answers.
Okay.
No, but I agree with her because it's the way you carry yourself and how you are as a person.
It's like basically your inner self So are you a bad bitch?
Yeah.
Are you a bad bitch too?
She didn't sound too cool.
Damn, three bad bitches.
Alright, cool.
She said, yes, I'm a bad bitch.
The way you carry yourself, I don't have to be that.
Someone who, aside from what he said, someone who knows their value, knows their worth, does carry themselves very well, and very well-spoken, and just has a good, positive vibe in life.
So, are you a bad bitch?
Yes.
So, the nigga from La Muta, Florida, has a bad bitch.
He does.
Uh-oh.
Oh, boy.
Click-clack.
I think a bad bitch is someone who's independent too.
Someone who doesn't have to rely on somebody but who knows damn well and good that if she needs somebody she can call them at the drop of a hat because she's a bad bitch.
That doesn't sound like independence at all if you have to call somebody to rescue you.
It's not so much rescuing.
It's knowing when you need help.
But if you need help, that's different.
Well, I understand.
But if you need help, that's not independence.
But I can be independent, but I can need somebody's help.
You're saying it in the general context of money and things like that.
I'm not just talking about something that...
Sweetie, there's a difference between dependence and independence.
If you are independent, then you don't need anybody.
Thank you.
She's a paralegal.
Someone that's completely herself and is also adaptable in situations.
You can be able to hold your own and want to do your own thing.
You're not worried about what everybody else is thinking.
You're just yourself.
That's a bad bitch.
And I am a bad bitch.
Oh, you said it.
Okay, cool.
I think being a bad bitch is like Being ambitious, knowing how to carry yourself, and also taking care of yourself.
You know, your appearance is everything.
How you act is everything.
So it's really how you come off towards other people because I think being a bad bitch has such a big title that can be handed out just to anyone.
So yeah.
Are you a bad bitch?
I'm getting there.
She's the only one who didn't say she was a bad bitch.
Humility.
I like it.
Okay, question for the guys on the panel.
In your humble opinion, who in here is a bad bitch?
Jonathan?
I think women that refer to themselves as bad bitches are trashy.
If a woman tells me I'm a bad bitch, I'm like, alright, see you later.
If you really are a bad bitch in that sense of the word, then we shouldn't know who you are.
That's just all there is to it.
Any woman who calls herself a bad bitch is just telling us that she's just a bitch.
That's it.
Yeah, I kind of agree.
I mean, I just feel like any girl that calls themselves a bad bitch is probably a dumbass because it's just like, you know, girls get mad when we call them bitches, but they all just call themselves bitches right now.
They all just proudly say, yeah, I'm a bad bitch.
You know what I'm saying?
Every single one of them.
And if I'm being honest with the description of what they call themselves is what a bad bitch is, I don't think that's a bad bitch at all.
And they all said the same exact thing.
I don't think that has anything in it.
I wasn't attracted to that at all.
Not that it should matter to you guys.
I'm just saying.
I don't think that's a bad bitch.
I think the consistent theme with all of them was they were referring to themselves as being a resourceful woman.
Because they're independent.
I can figure things out on my own.
That's resourcefulness.
I like a resourceful woman, for sure.
But a girl who's gonna call herself a bad bitch, I'm like, ugh, go back to the projects.
I just find it so funny.
I don't think independent is attractive, though.
It's not.
I just find it so funny, right?
You said it earlier.
They call themselves bad bitches, right?
But when we say, you're a bitch, it's like, what?
You guys didn't ask us if we use that terminology to refer to ourselves.
You asked us to answer the question.
Yeah, but then we asked you if you thought you were a bad bitch and you said yes.
I've never seen a man more angry than when a woman calls a man a bitch.
You guys get very emotional.
That's not the topic here, baby.
I don't care.
I can drive the car wherever I want.
Oh, shoot.
Okay.
It's just a shit talker, y'all.
Don't worry about her.
She's harmless.
All right.
Interesting.
I mean, from how they describe a bad bitch, I was a little confused because typically bad bitch deals with looks alone.
Yeah.
Right?
I've never heard girls like you.
If you ask a guy in general, yo, is that chick bad?
They're talking about her attractiveness.
Yeah.
They don't really care about this, how she carries herself and her confidence and independence or dependence in this case.
I don't know.
Like, you know what I mean?
These are none of the things that guys think about when they think that bitch.
For example, right?
If you're an alpha male, you don't say, oh, I'm an alpha male.
It's like, niggas know you're the alpha.
It's like saying you're a bad bitch.
Niggas know you're a bad bitch.
You don't got to say it.
I'm just saying.
Fair enough.
Interesting.
I said the other day when I was on Valuetainment, they were like, you know, what's a high value woman?
I was like, a high value woman doesn't go around saying like, I'm a high-value woman.
A high-value woman is demure and modest.
But if we're asked if we're a high-value woman, are we supposed to say no?
Yes!
If you're supposed to say no, you're supposed to be honest.
And by the way, you cannot be...
There's no such thing as a high-value woman who does not have a high-value man.
You're not a high...
A high-value man makes a woman a high-value woman.
Period.
On God.
Do you have a rebuttal to that?
She does.
Go ahead.
Get it out, Snow.
I was expecting her to fire back.
Come on, Snow.
Let's go.
Come on, come on, come on.
You can't tell us to like, oh, a girl can't call herself a bad bitch, but you're asking us, do you consider yourself a bad bitch?
And you answer the question.
Claro que si.
That means I think so.
She's so clever she's speaking to us in other languages here.
Alright, interesting.
We'll start right here.
Why it goes, ladies, please name three countries.
Let's go!
Name three countries.
And you can't mention the US, Mexico, or Canada.
And also as well, whatever she says, you can't say either.
But she's gone first.
But yeah, you're talking to her, but yeah.
Got you.
Greece, Japan, Peru.
All right.
Okay.
What about you?
Brazil, Afghanistan, and Japan.
She said Japan.
You can't say Japan.
Why?
Because it was 30 seconds ago.
So you said Greece, Afghanistan.
One more.
Speak into the mic.
Australia.
Russia, China.
India.
Palestine, Belize, and India.
Palestine's not a country.
Yeah, it is.
No, it's not.
YouTube is owned by Jewish people.
It's not.
I thought we were going to do it again, guys.
What about you?
Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, and France.
Puerto Rico is not a country.
Try again.
Wait till the end, Jonathan!
Sorry.
Wait till the very end.
Let him have the L right then and there.
I like this.
What about you?
Norway, Denmark, Sweden.
When's Scandinavia?
Haiti, Nigeria, and Germany.
Somebody say Germany?
Yeah, I think someone said.
No, nobody said Germany.
Criminology is solid.
Alright, cool.
Alright, so we had Palestine, Puerto Rico.
Who else named something that wasn't a country?
Palestine is a country.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
Nope.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Chris, look it up.
Look it up.
Go on, look it up.
Let's Google.
It's not a country.
What's the capital of Palestine?
I'm literally Palestinian.
I don't care.
What's the capital of Palestine?
That's why you said that.
Yeah, of course.
What's the capital of Palestine?
I knew she was making a political statement by saying that, yeah.
What's the capital of Palestine?
She's fighting for her freedom.
I actually don't know, but I assume it's Palestine.
You're Palestinian.
You said Palestine was a country, but you can't name the capital of Palestine.
Okay, got it.
Is that my fault my dad left me?
Oh, here we go!
It's not my fault!
There it is already!
Emotional damage!
I hope your mother's Palestinian.
I don't know yet.
So you're defending your father who left you?
Shout out Chicago.
I need a stronger drink.
Part two, ladies on a scale.
Wait, did you grow up Muslim?
No, I'm Catholic.
Hurrah!
You're just here for attention at this point.
Part two, ladies on a scale from one to eight.
Yes, eight.
How low can she be to still be considered a bad bitch?
Is it two-faced?
Bro, none of them even went over her looks, bro.
Only one girl mentioned looks subtly.
Shouts to Fresh for instigating on the past after hours.
Keep on going, Mike.
I remember, if it were me, I wouldn't let that slide, but that's just me.
I'm not going to lie to you.
That whole instigation part is because of Goose Island, bro.
It's just hilarious.
All right.
FNF, should my chat GPT, the AI is a feminist, would be dope if y'all used on the live stream and have Myron debunk it.
Oh yeah, there's a chat that can generate live feeds of whatever questions you ask.
It's crazy, bro.
It's AI. What would cost more to create?
A robot that meets the needs of women or a robot that meets the needs of a man?
What do you think, bro?
You know, that's a good question.
That is obvious.
Alright, ladies.
What robot do you think would be more expensive?
One that makes a woman happy or one that makes a man happy?
We'll start right here.
That's easier woman.
I mean, it's more expensive to make the one for the woman.
Oh, okay.
So you're saying men are easier to please?
Y'all are less expensive, sure.
I know, that's alright.
Eggs are expensive, sperm is cheap.
What about you?
What robot would be more expensive to create?
Ghosts, no.
I think I would agree with you.
Yeah.
So are you saying that men are easier to please?
Because the robot is cheaper?
Yeah.
Cool.
You can just see the logic in her head.
Like, oh, I don't like saying that.
It's easier to please men.
Alright, what about you?
I agree with both of them.
So do you agree also that it's easier to please men?
Yeah.
What about you?
Yes, I agree with both women and it is easier to please men.
Okay.
What about you?
I think sexually it's easier to please men.
Okay.
But in a regular day-to-day relationship, I feel like it's just a little more difficult.
There's a lack of communication that a lot of men have nowadays that a lot of women don't.
Aren't getting from them.
What kind of a lack of communication?
Like what they actually want.
Are you kidding me?
Actually, let me rephrase that.
I got a quick question.
Are you a lesbian?
No.
Bisexual?
Yes.
There you go.
Sorry, you were making a point before.
I feel like there's a lack of communication in certain relationships that make it difficult for women to sort of read between the lines of certain men because they don't know how to express themselves.
I have a question for you.
So you think it's easier, it's harder to please men in a relationship than women?
I think outside sexual, not sexual.
Yeah, I'm talking about like in a confinements of a relationship, let's get out sex.
You think it's harder to please men?
Yes.
Okay.
And you're saying it's because of communication?
Yes.
What if, let me ask you this then, do you think women want the truth?
No.
So wouldn't it be fair to say that communication is kind of messed up because you can't be honest?
To a degree, yeah, but also women can't be honest.
I mean, who prefers lives more, men or women?
Women.
There you go.
Women do.
I think a man can tell you exactly what he wants to a degree, but women are very difficult and they don't listen.
They don't actually listen.
Wouldn't that kind of prove why men don't communicate?
Because literally by your own accord, you're saying women can't accept the truth and on top of that, women don't listen.
So why would it behoove a guy to talk, communicate?
And a relationship is different.
A man can tell me, if I'm going out to a club or something like that, and I see somebody or whatever, if I'm going out, even to a bar, you know, a man can sit there, buy me a drink.
They're going to end up saying, sweet nothings into your ear.
And that's exactly what they're saying.
Sweet nothings into your ear.
Because eventually they're going to get what they want to get and they're going to move on to a degree.
But then the woman tends to get clean.
Who hurt you?
Yeah, that was oddly specific with these sweet nothings.
It's not a matter of being hurt.
It's just a matter of being honest.
I feel like to a degree, men can be honest and women just don't want to hear it.
So to a degree, women can be hard to please, but I think men are just as hard to please.
Are you crying?
That's crazy.
No.
Dude, we are so simple.
Why are you crying?
My eyes have been watering all night.
Oh, go, go, go.
She's high.
I thought it was the fan jokes.
What about you?
If you had to create two robots, one to please women, one to please men, which one would be cheaper?
I think the women would be cheaper.
Really?
So you think it's harder to please men?
I mean, no, no, sorry.
What the heck?
Men would be easier and women would be harder.
But the only thing I'm thinking is, like, men, they always, like, want to cheat.
So I feel like they need to have, like, a million bitches.
The men you date.
The men you date.
I feel like they need, like, a superwoman type of thing.
So they get, like, a bunch of sides.
Because men like variety, you know?
That's true.
You're right.
This is so funny that women talk about the fact that men like to cheat.
Dude, 30% of men between the ages of 18 and 35 are either virgins or haven't had sex in the last year.
If you really wanted a faithful man, you could find one.
I don't know.
Maybe it's the places I'm looking.
I don't know.
For sure, the places you're looking.
Let's start there.
Start by getting out of Miami.
Yes, yes.
No, the whole Florida, to be honest.
No, go to Orlando.
No, it's just Miami.
Go to Orlando.
I don't know that she would have much luck in Orlando, if you know what I mean.
What about you?
Which robot is cheaper?
I would say making a robot to please a woman would be cheaper because I feel like women tend to settle for less because it's more comforting when they know a man won't leave them.
Interesting.
You really think women are easier to please than men are?
I think in some scenarios, I think men are more picky with their women and like who they're staying with.
Like obviously men can sleep with any woman any day and a different one every day.
This is so funny.
You genuinely believe that?
This is funny.
What just happened is something we talk about all the time.
Anytime you ask women about men in the context, they don't realize that most men are sexually invisible to most women.
So when we ask them questions like this, their data set is only the top 10% of men.
That's why they say, well, men cheat more or men have more options.
Dude, not every guy can sleep with any bitch he wants to.
You guys are talking about the top 5% to 10% of men.
It's the men you like, baby.
Yeah.
That's true, but I feel like, so I haven't been here, I've only been here a month.
So since I've came down here, I've noticed it's been the other way around.
A woman can sleep with any guy in the city.
A woman can sleep with any guy anywhere.
For sure, but I think it just like took me coming down here to realize that.
So it's like, where are you from?
Michigan.
She's 19.
Dude, they're hoes up in Michigan.
It's not like down here, though.
There's hoes everywhere, man.
I mean, Ludacris came out with the song, hoes in different area codes.
There are good wife-of-girl girls up there.
All you need is a bag of beef jerky.
I got some beef jerky that's a full set of teeth, baby.
Hey, that's a game for you guys.
The course is coming out next.
Bang, Michigan.
Alright, fair enough.
Where are we at here?
So we're going back to the chats.
Okay, question for ladies.
How would you feel if your son was falsely accused of grape?
You know he's innocent, but the people say he's guilty and he serves time.
Ooh.
That's heartbreaking.
What a dark question.
Yeah, that is a dark question.
Go back.
Yeah, I mean, bro...
All right.
We know what they're gonna say.
Yeah, we know what they're gonna say.
Rate the girl next to you and one thing they can improve.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
Okay.
I'll start.
John's a five.
All right.
So what we're gonna do is because we know how they are with the numbers, right?
So I'm gonna have you guys.
Okay, so look to your right.
Okay, perfect.
And for you, you're going to look at her.
That's who you're going to rate.
Again, girl to your right, ladies.
Okay, so for you, you got to look at her, you, her, you, her, you, her, and then so on, right?
And then you across.
Now, you got to go look at her?
You guys want to know what she looks like?
Cool.
I need you guys to all close your eyes right now.
All of you close your eyes.
And if you open them, I'm going to roast you.
Close them.
Close your eyes.
All of you.
Now, close your eyes.
Keep them closed.
Okay.
Now, for this experiment to work, I need you to keep your eyes closed.
I'm going to count to three.
What I want you to do is I want you to rate the girl next to you and looks only one to ten.
So if she's a five, you hold up one hand.
If she's a ten, you hold up two hands, etc.
And we're looking at y'all.
Don't open your eyes because I want to make sure that this is honest.
Okay?
Good strategy, man.
Yeah, this is how, yeah, bro.
You have to do it this way.
Yeah, because girls are heavily influenced.
Ten, ten, ten, ten.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this is how I keep it honest.
Alright, so on three, rate the girl to your right.
One to ten.
Looks only.
Not her personality, not her education on this bullshit.
Looks only.
One, two, three.
Throw them up, throw them up, throw them up, throw them up, throw them up.
Okay, give me a second to write it down.
Give me a second to write it down.
I give you a ten, John.
I give you a ten.
Okay.
Okay.
Hold on.
Keep them up, guys.
Interesting.
Okay.
Okay.
And...
Okay.
Hold on.
Oh, okay.
Goddammit.
Motherfuckers is lying in his bitch.
I'd help my girl.
Okay.
Alright.
Cool.
Put your hands down.
Put your hands down.
Alright.
Now, we're gonna start right here.
Oh, you guys can open your eyes now.
You guys are good.
Okay.
Now, we're gonna start right here.
I want you to rate...
Sorry.
I'm not gonna tell you...
I'm not gonna say what you rate her.
I'm gonna keep that to myself.
But if y'all start capping, I'm gonna reveal what you rate each other.
Oh, yeah.
There we go.
So, now I want you to just give her one critique that she can improve to be cuter.
Looks only.
Shoot.
Nothing to do with her personality.
Go ahead.
Don't hold back, queen.
Let her know what's up.
Don't go back.
go back don't hold back I don't know Speak to the mic.
Speak to the penis.
I think she looks pretty good, but maybe I'd like to see you with curls in the hair or something or do something different with the hair.
Alright.
Hold on.
Is she a bad bitch?
She is a very sophisticated woman.
No, no, no.
Ask the question.
Good answer.
There's no such thing as a 19-year-old sophisticated woman.
Good answer.
What about you?
Sorry, we're going to go this way.
What would you give her?
One critique you would give her.
Come and see me for hair instead because I'm new to the area and I need more clients.
Damn, she said your hair is trash.
Ha!
That's coming from a white bitch.
That's crazy!
Hold on, hold on, just so you know.
If I was you, I would take that.
You a queen!
I know a queen!
- Hey y'all. - Hey y'all. - We're gonna hurt. - Hey y'all. - What about you?
One critique. - My black 20 ticket L's, man. - Not L's T. - Man.
- I mean, just do your ass, nigga. - I feel like your hair, like, should go back. - Can you speak up a little bit?
Stop yelling.
I feel like you should go darker than like the hair.
Maybe like black.
Alright.
Go ahead.
She's far away.
You can say whatever you want.
All I was going to say is that I feel like you could add a pop of color to your lips because you have really pretty lips.
Wasn't that clever?
Wait, you're trying to say her lips are chapped?
No.
They are, so it's okay.
Wait, now she's saying she got DSLs.
That's what she's saying.
That's what that is.
Okay, what about you?
One thing she can improve.
Don't care.
I mean...
Talking to Mike, though.
Maybe add another layer to your necklace?
I don't know.
But you're pretty.
Nah, something physical.
Not an outer aspect of her.
Like the, uh, accessories.
You're a switch hitter.
You can do it.
I mean, instead of her hair in a ponytail, she looks like she has really nice hair.
She could wear her hair down more.
Maybe add a little layers to it.
Sexy.
Doesn't she look like Jubilee from the X-Men?
Only because of the jacket.
Only because of the jacket.
It's a compliment.
You don't get that from him?
It's a compliment.
Type Jubilee.
I'm fucking...
Tell him he has a small dick.
It's a compliment.
That's a compliment.
That legitimacy is a compliment.
He's beneath you.
- You're telling me he's a loser?
- Oh, oh, oh, oh! - That's Jubilee there! - That's Jubilee! - Oh, that's so close! - Oh, that's so close! - She got a look like Jubilee from X-Rex.
- Hey, that's crazy. - That's crazy. - Oh, come on. - Hey, hey, you're 31.
You didn't go up boxing?
I sure did.
I take no offense to that.
It wasn't made to be offensive.
Where's Professor X? All right.
I'll be Professor X in a couple of years.
Listen, what's garbage, man?
Huh?
Julia was garbage.
Oh boy, here we go.
She was garbage, man.
It's your turn.
Go ahead.
What's your...
How can she improve?
First, I want to say this is such a hateful question.
Before you answer, MLD, what's the one obvious thing you could tell me that would improve my appearance?
You are fat as fuck.
Damn!
Exactly.
It's all good.
So there you go.
See, if we're all honest with each other, we do better in life.
The reason why MLD... See, this is one of the main differences between men and women.
Men are true friends because we can be honest with each other and not get offended.
It's not hateful for him to tell me I'm a fat ass because right now I'm a fucking fat ass.
It is what the fuck it is.
I gotta put down the cheeseburgers and get on the treadmill.
So let's go.
But if I were to say something, I would say grow out your hair.
Oh my god, that was so hateful.
Wow!
You gonna take that, Jubilee?
You gonna take that from her?
Fireworks!
I was just gonna say, I think long hair would really bring out her eyes.
Long hair would broke up.
Okay, alright, long hair.
What about you?
What would you move on?
Um, I would say everyone looks better with a tan, so maybe just get some color in your skin.
Oh shit.
That's not like personal.
I'm black.
Do I need a tan?
If you want to tan.
Oh, if you want to.
If I want to.
Alright, fantastic.
I can't tan anymore, bro.
That was fun.
Okay, this is from Soldier for Christ.
We are at war.
I love this guy.
I love this guy.
He goes, based on the evidence already shown, there's minimum reasonable doubt based on American standards with women saying they aren't victims, near victims, and no women were victims.
Free Top G. Yes, bro.
Fuck yes.
Okay, Gabriel Contador goes, shout out FNF and Sneeko for being genuine people and living up to the standards they set.
You can't fake it.
It's awesome to meet you guys today.
I will be at the One Mill Party.
Shout out to Gabriel.
Or did he mean 10 mil party?
W. Okay.
For the ladies, I would like to know what time you did something dead wrong without being able to rationalize or justify your action.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
So basically, he wants to know in a nutshell, what have you done that you haven't taken accountability for?
Could be fucking up a car's ex, sorry, ex's car, or just telling lies or do whatever.
Or fucking their ex.
There you go.
Give us one example.
I crashed my parents' car.
Yes.
A lot.
Multiple times?
Not like crashed it, but like bumped it into a lot of things.
Jesus Christ.
Do you have a license?
No.
No.
Hell no.
No license.
So you're driving without a license and we're crashing cars.
Dropped out of college.
This girl is probably fun.
That's Michigan though, bruh.
Like that's how they do it.
That's how they do it in Michigan.
Did you ever tell the person...
No, she said I dropped out of high school.
They did it?
Um, well, I'm the only one who drove the car, so they just knew it was me.
You know?
I didn't really have to.
Okay.
Fantastic.
I love it.
Wow.
What about you?
Miss Goody Two Shoes?
I'm not good.
That was a joke.
I can't think of anything.
Can you guys come back to me?
No, I'm serious.
Can you guys come back to me?
Stupid!
What about you?
We are going to come back, so you better take a sign.
Jubilee, drop it for us.
What's your Canadian tuxedo?
I probably drank most, if not all, of my parents' liquor in high school.
I would just like...
Thank you.
That's the guy who calls pizza flavors.
What flavor was that pizza?
Okay, so you just drank all your parents' liquor?
In high school, yeah.
Oh, that's so terrible.
Well, it's true.
I'm just saying.
So that's the last time you can remember it.
She drank a lot.
She drank a lot.
What about you?
Palestine, let's hear it.
I really can't think of anything.
There it is.
You're that perfect.
Praise the Lord.
I'm not.
But I really, really can't.
Like, truly, right now.
The Catholic from Palestine has spoken.
Hold on.
You've had three years off and on, right?
It's finally official.
Yeah, there's something.
Something happened between the time that you weren't accountable for.
No, it was never on and off.
It was...
So, what was it then?
Like, my relationship?
Yeah.
It was just a committed relationship.
That's...
That you're still in, correct?
Yeah.
You had issues, right?
No.
She doesn't have any symptoms, in my opinion.
Those are the worst.
Hotels?
You're the expert, Fresh.
I'm telling you.
Alright, go ahead.
Okay, so I live in Pennsylvania.
No, you don't.
I guess I don't.
And it snows a lot.
So my parents have a business and I would drive there and I'd park in the back and like her workers' cars would be there.
And my car would slip and hit someone's car all the time.
But I would just try to gaslight them and be like, it wasn't me.
The cameras don't angle down towards it.
So I'd be like, why would that be me?
Why would I do that?
I'm a great driver.
I've never crashed a car.
So if she cheats, she's never getting caught.
What about you?
This is where lifestyle catches up to you because I cannot think of anything.
How about the bullring?
What about the bullring?
Bad decision?
You tell me.
Yes.
Definitely a bad decision.
Definitely a bad decision.
That's why you fantasize it hanging above your face.
No, not a chance.
Actually, I do when I'm hanging over the toilet about to hurl.
I fantasize about the bullring.
Do you ever get boogers in the bullring?
That's a good question.
She's so freaking pretentious.
She's...
Just answer the question, yes or no?
Do you get dingleberries in your asshole?
I asked you first.
I don't have a hairy asshole.
I'm sorry, I was warned about cussing my back.
That's alright.
I don't have a hairy asshole.
Don't you worry about my asshole.
Alright.
So that's a yes.
Criminology.
Justice system at work here.
I'm pretty much chilling most of the time.
The worst thing I did was probably smoke a joint in my mom's living room and was too lazy to clear it out before she was inside.
I can't believe it.
Yeah, mom, I'm smoking weed in here.
I'm Haitian.
That was risking my life.
Like...
Were you raised in Haiti?
No.
It's so funny how girls will say, I'm Haitian, and so they assume that they have the Haitian culture.
But it's like, eat the food, like whole household.
But you weren't raised in Haiti.
No, but I'm Haitian.
Can I say something?
The question was, when was the last time they took accountability, or they had trouble taking accountability for something, right?
None of them...
Brought up a time where they didn't take accountability for something in a relationship with a man.
And I know every single girl has done it.
Hell yeah.
Thank you.
I smoked weed.
I drank liquor.
Everybody does that.
Very interesting.
Hello.
We didn't forget you, sweetheart.
Oh, yeah.
We got to come up with you.
Who was he?
Or who were they?
Honestly...
I didn't do anything wrong.
Break out the rating, Myron.
What's up?
Bro, this exercise demonstrates exactly why women are in the fucked up position a lot of times they are, because they don't take accountability for their actions, bro.
Like, women have a very hard time saying I'm wrong, saying I fucked up, I made a mistake here, etc., because men rarely hold women accountable.
We never tell them they're dumb.
We never tell them that was stupid.
We never tell them they're fat.
We never tell them anything wrong with them.
And I think that's why so many girls have an issue with being self-critical and saying, damn, I fucked up here.
I should have done this or I should have done that because women are rarely held accountable for their actions.
Do you guys agree with that or no?
That women are rarely held accountable for their actions?
I don't think that's true.
Of course you don't.
Let me ask you this.
Let me ask you this.
Why were you 200 pounds?
I don't know.
I'm Haitian.
I don't know.
Diet contributes to it.
Jeans?
I don't know.
Diet and jeans?
You just couldn't stop eating.
If I want to eat, I'm going to eat.
You want to know why I'm a fat ass right now?
Because I got lazy.
Now you go.
Take accountability.
Go.
3, 2, 1.
Go on.
You can do it.
I was eating good.
I was healthy.
What were you eating?
Hold on.
Hold on.
You can't be healthy at 200 pounds, sweetie.
How tall are you?
5'3"?
5'5".
200 pounds at 5'5 is bad.
That's not healthy.
He's like a linebacker.
What the fuck?
I'm 6'3", and I'm 200 pounds.
They're just painting a picture for later, baby.
Like, the fantasies in their heads are just like, right?
Bro, this chick is all about the fantasies.
She thinks we're fantasizing about fucking fat chicks with jewelry.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's her move.
That's her move.
What the hell just happened?
Like, yo, seriously.
He said, I was fat because I ate too much and I didn't exercise.
I was being lazy.
She says, I was eating good and I was just chilling.
You see how women dress up their bullshit with a dumbass wordplay versus saying, no, I was just being a lazy piece of shit and I didn't want to exercise and I was...
I was like a kid.
I lost the weight as soon as I was coming in.
That's good.
That's good.
I was just asking you to take accountability for being a fat ass.
You're proving my point.
I was a fat kid.
I was a fat kid.
Why?
Because I liked snacks.
Because your ass could not stop eating that.
So my statement again was just proven literally by you.
I said women have a tough time taking accountability because we don't tell them the truth and they rarely get held accountable for their actions.
I don't agree with that!
I'm triggered right now because MLD just body shamed me.
Very, very chill.
Actually, I felt really bad after I said that.
It was the vodka.
Well, to be honest, though...
Now, you're not taking accountability.
You can make fun of my legs.
They're like chopsticks.
I will say to the ladies' defense, though, right?
They will limit one thing.
But they're a bad bitch.
Real shit.
Wait, wait, wait.
Real quick.
I just got to ask the girls.
Do you think women take accountability for their actions?
Yes.
I mean, wasn't that entire question about a time that we didn't take accountability and we had such a hard time coming up with when we did not take accountability?
You literally contradicted yourself.
I don't think so.
I think you did.
Hold on, now you're going to tell me I'm fantasizing about this, right?
Is that the move?
Oh, you're fantasizing about women that take accountability.
You fantasize about combative situations, absolutely.
Say again?
You fantasize about combative situations, absolutely.
Bingo.
That's why I'm here.
Alright, you said you don't think women take accountability?
I don't.
Okay.
Oh, damn!
She's not lying.
I like it.
Do you think women take accountability, miss?
I can't name something I did wrong.
She didn't.
Uh, yeah.
You think women in general take accountability?
Even though you couldn't even take accountability?
Um, not all?
I don't know.
Yeah, I guess.
Huh?
Nigga, you know damn well y'all don't take accountability.
Just say, no, women don't take accountability.
It's just you.
Well, now that you guys brought it up, I feel like I could think of times when you talked about being a kid and being fat, whatever.
Being a kid?
I think so.
Come on.
What the fuck?
We have to pull it out of her!
No, because when she brought up how she said that she used to be fat, that is something I took accountable for when I was a kid, too.
But when we asked you to take accountability for it...
I'm sorry?
Yeah, because I didn't think of it, but I do take accountability for that.
What in the fuck, nigga?
Alright.
Do you think women take accountability in general?
No.
No?
Fantastic.
Do you think women take accountability in general?
No.
Yeah?
No.
No?
Okay.
Okay, there we go.
Oh, God.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Alright, cool.
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Shout out to my son.
Hey, Fresh, how many bodies we're pulling up to the party with?
Well, however, many do come.
Just remember that if any of them want to ride home, they got to see me first.
We're too damn for that Rolls Royce to give out free rides.
That's from Fresh to BBC. Yo, is there somebody in here?
Somebody asked me earlier if I knew who it was, bro.
I think it's that person.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Now it's a whodunit.
We're going to find out.
This case is against the Tate and all real men with the idea that a woman with complete freedom to come and go with her phone doors open is a victim of human trafficking because her man is in charge of the money, therefore not free.
I know it's wild, bro.
If they think about Andrew Tate, if he's guilty or innocent.
No, we did already.
I'm sorry.
Do you guys know who Andrew Tate is?
Just out of curiosity on the panel.
Everybody?
Mm-hmm.
Nobody doesn't know who Andrew Tate is.
You do?
So everybody does except for Jubilee.
Okay.
Alright, interesting.
Do you have a smartphone?
She's capping.
She keeps on blowing it up with fireworks.
Alright, guys.
The best pussy is the kind that gets very strong orgasms and takes you under 10 minutes to get them cough, right?
Women, is this you or do you need 30 plus minutes to get off because you are decentralized?
I guess we can go around the table on this one real quick.
Do you get off very quick or do you need a lot to get off for you?
It depends on the partner.
Oh, that's true.
Okay, so if you're into them, it's easier, but if you're not...
I like how freshmen are like, yep, I have experience in this department.
Hey, man, I'm mad at God.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Alright, what about you?
Is it a long time to get off, or do you need time and foreplay and all that other stuff, or you're just...
It depends on if your partner knows what they're doing or not.
And the whole desensitized shit, that's...
Sorry for cussing.
No, you're fine.
Go ahead.
It's okay.
But the desensitized thing, that's such a poor excuse for your inability to get your girl off because this and my toy get me off in the exact same amount of time.
That proved my point.
How much time is that?
Like 30 seconds.
Oh, that's why you fight with dogs.
Get your toys, ladies.
Get your toys.
All right, what about you?
I'd say a while.
Okay.
What about you?
I also think that it depends on the partner as well.
Okay, let's say they are attracted to the guy.
Does it still take a while?
Hot guy that you met at the club.
Is it going to take you a while?
No.
How long does the hot guy at the club know what he's doing?
How long does it take your boyfriend to do it?
I would prefer not to answer that.
That means never.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
Okay, from dudes.
Not chicks.
No.
You don't get off from that?
Okay, you use toys and stuff?
No, it's not hard for me to get myself going.
Yeah, but what about with a dude is the question.
Okay, that's a no.
Alright, fantastic.
What about you?
Foreplay should not be 10 minutes.
How long should it be?
It should be at least 25 minutes.
If this is your girl and you mess with her, whatever she says should go.
She's 19.
Why?
No.
I got shit to do.
I'm trying to be in and out in under 10.
Are you saying the woman is supposed to lead the sexual situation with the guy?
What's your body count?
My body count?
Yes, yes.
Why does it matter?
She's not going to tell the truth anyway.
What's your body count?
One.
It sounds like 17.
Huh?
17.
No.
Oh, that means it's more, brah.
Yeah, sure.
Anyway, what I was saying was who should lead in the bedroom, the man or the woman?
Whoever's down.
Listen, whoever's really started it and wants to keep going is the one that should lead.
It doesn't matter.
There's not roles of whether he starts it.
Whatever you want to do is whatever you want to do.
And sex, no.
It's whatever you want to do with your partner.
So there's not rules.
So you're telling me that you can smash the dude every now and then too?
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
What do you define as foreplay for 25 minutes?
Foreplay can be anything.
It can be like head, it can be touching, it can be...
Touching where?
Playing Yahtzee.
Where else would it be?
It could be anywhere.
Yeah.
So like touching your nipples with my fingers, is that foreplay?
That's considered foreplay too.
So you want 25 minutes of that combined with other shit?
There's multiple things you can do, yeah.
I don't think I can do that for 25 minutes, bro.
You're not doing...
Alright.
Yeah, they're picking it apart.
What about you?
Yeah, because your argument sucks.
That's what we do, yeah.
But anyway, what about you?
Does it take a lot for you, or do you get off quick?
I get off quick.
With the dude?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, she's 19.
That'll change.
Yeah.
I want to say this, because a couple of you guys have been saying, oh, the woman's ejaculation, whatever.
I'm under the impression that a woman coming isn't really that important.
Facts!
And the reason why I say that is because...
Hold on.
Let me make my point here.
I'm not saying that a guy shouldn't strive to do it.
But if he chooses to do it, it should be elective.
Okay?
And the reason why I say that is because it's the woman's job to please a man, not the other way around.
Because we have to do a lot to get the sex.
You guys, on their hand, you guys get a bunch of benefits for being with the guys.
You're telling me you want me to...
Pay the bill.
Be more attractive.
Tall.
Go to the gym.
Be the top guy.
And rub your titties for 25 minutes.
And rub your titties for 25 minutes.
When you bring nuts to the table besides boxing some pussy and some titties, realistically, that's because that's what most girls bring.
Misogony.
I think, in general...
Right?
Like, the woman should be pleasing the man sexually because, let's be honest here, girls get off on their guy getting off if she likes him.
If she likes him.
If he's a loser, that's one thing, bitch, I need to come too.
But if you actually like the guy, you respect him and shit, him coming is more important than you coming because him coming validates you.
That's right.
This is funny.
If you have sex with a woman and you...
It's the two scenarios.
So let's say a guy and a girl have sex and he's blasting loads all over the place.
That's scenario A. Scenario B is he's fucking the dog shit out of her.
She comes, but he doesn't.
If she comes and he does not, the world stops for the woman.
Because just like you said, 95% of a woman's sexual satisfaction is based on the man's satisfaction.
Whether you know it, agree to it, or not.
That's just how it is.
I'll be honest with you.
If you can't make your guy come, you're fucking useless as a girl.
You're useless as a woman, bro.
Remember the cheap robot?
The cheap robot doesn't talk and it just goes like this.
How am I crazy?
Go ahead, tell me.
Why would you pick a woman that you think that lowly of?
What's lowly?
I never said I'd pick her.
I'm saying if a girl can't make her man come, she's virtually useless to her man.
Literally useless.
I mean, like, that's a good part of the relationship.
Like, that's obviously necessary for a lot of men.
Sweetie, that's like, that's 17 minutes ago.
Let me ask you a better question.
Why do men talk to women?
Because they have some sort of interest.
But why though?
You think she looks good?
Okay, but why do men deal with women in the first place?
Because they're trying to get pussy.
Okay, so if men are trying to get pussy and that is the predominant reason they talk to you and you cannot give them an ejaculation, wouldn't that be fair to say that you're useless?
To that trash man, yeah.
Oh, now it's his fault.
Oh, here we go!
Because a woman should be more to you than her body parts, than her vagina.
That is why men deal with women in the first place.
Okay, but you should want a woman that you can build with.
Like, if you really want empire, if you want to be an alpha man.
How about I give you this secret?
Women don't build, they move in.
Boom!
She can build me a sandwich.
Okay, but a real woman's gonna be able to take a house and make a home and build on to whatever's already there.
But you built the house, though.
She just came in and decorated.
Women don't build.
They move in.
I'm serious.
And then they decorate.
And they add on very well.
Decorating is important.
Talked about that.
They organize because they look like shit before.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
But which one is more important, though?
The sandwich.
You can't do it without either.
Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.
What do you mean?
You can't decorate this cardboard box, baby.
What?
You need both to make a good unit.
I can decorate a house on my own, or I can just hire an interior decorator.
But then who's gonna really organize the household?
Interior decorator.
I'm talking about women are not just throwing up decoration.
Some women organize.
They pay the bills on time.
They pick up the kids.
Ain't nobody paying my bills.
Right.
You know, this is interesting.
What this is illustrating, and a lot of people don't realize this, is that there is nothing that modern women offer to men that we can't outsource.
If a man wants sex, he can buy it, legally or otherwise.
If he wants somebody to cook, he can hire a professional chef.
If he wants somebody to clean his house, he can hire a maid.
There is no amount of money a woman can pay a man to retire her.
But how many men can virtually actually afford that?
I can.
But that's not all men.
You're right.
But it's the man you want.
It's the man you want.
Yes, it is.
The man I want wouldn't need that because they see the value in having a loving woman who's there for them every day who will add on to their...
Do you have a man right now?
No, I do not.
You heard I don't have a man.
I do.
I kind of see where she's coming from.
Exactly.
But they also do make sandwiches at Subway.
For like five bucks.
So, there it is.
Hold on.
So, why do you and your last man break up?
Uh-oh.
If you're so well endowed in terms of pleasing your man, why do you guys break up?
Niggas are crazy.
And why are niggas crazy?
Because girls make them crazy.
Bingo.
How did I make that man crazy?
You can tell by the way she's smiling.
Who cheated first, you or him?
I don't cheat.
I didn't get cheated on.
How do you know?
Because.
Because.
I'm Haitian.
Because I'm Haitian.
Because I see it.
She said, I know he didn't cheat because I followed that nigga to his side.
She said, I'm Haitian.
No, she's Haitian.
She's Haitian.
I'm Haitian.
She didn't shoot him.
She stabbed him.
Hell yeah.
Real shit.
Shout to the Zold, man.
She said, I know my bad didn't cheat.
All right.
Okay, fantastic.
I'm just curious.
How many girls in here want to be a wife?
Just raise your hand if you want to be a wife.
She's a nurse, so yes.
All of you?
Sure.
I'm helping her.
No, you're right.
You said you're over that.
Dude, she's got a ball ring and a tattoo, bro.
She does not want to be a wife.
What about you?
No wife?
I was a wife for eight years.
But you're not now.
On my terms.
Do you never want to be a wife again?
Of course not.
Bullring and a tattoo.
No.
Do you want to just be single?
I would do a ceremony without the legal papers.
Okay.
So you do want to be a wife again?
No, if that's what my partner wanted and I was willing to compromise on that to give my partner happiness, it doesn't matter.
So you're willing to submit to a man?
Okay.
Who said it had to be a man?
Oh, you're so cool!
She's also a Palestinian Catholic woman.
Are you a lesbian now or are you bisexual?
I'm bisexual.
Realistically speaking, if you had to pick one gender for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Would it be a man or a woman?
Good question.
Don't be woke.
Just keep it real.
Keep it a thousand.
I know you've been saying a bunch of man-hating stuff, but you can say a man.
It's okay.
I don't hate either gender.
I'm just kidding.
You can pick one to be in a long-term relationship with for the rest of your life.
Who's it going to be?
A man or a woman?
I'd have to think about it.
What's going on here, she said she was a wife for eight years, which is fine.
I don't like to choose, though.
Like, it's such an overused question to ask a bisexual person, but which do you prefer?
I'm pretty sure that's the point of being bisexual, because I don't have a preference.
Oh, you're so clever and smart!
Yeah, you love it.
Here's the thing.
The reason why I ask that question is, overwhelmingly when I ask this question, it's typically always a man.
And the reason why it's always a man is because men have to bring value and utility to a relationship, whereas women don't.
And what?
Someone's going to say something?
I'll just read the chat since we saw the hilarious.
Yeah, I know.
The chat's crazy.
So what I've realized is that when women are in relationships where they're lesbian or maybe they're bisexual, they go on a date with a girl and they split it and they realize, oh, well, you know, we're both in charge of protecting each other and all this other stuff.
And girls kind of get tired of that because, you know, I guess female only relationships have high rates of domestic violence, not the same satisfaction, etc.
I've been on dates with plenty of women and most of those women pay for me.
Okay, you're the exception of all the rules that don't work anymore.
Yeah, so wait, they all paid for you?
Yeah.
On the first date?
Yeah.
Okay, so you think if you got in a relationship with them, they would continue to pay for you?
The answer is no.
Why?
Because women don't do well with providing resources for other people in general.
Can you tell me more about your lesbian relationships?
I guess you just don't know.
It's not about being in a lesbian relationship.
It's that I know that women have a very difficult time providing resources and taking care of someone that isn't their own child only.
I'm pretty sure a lot of women take care of men like they're their fucking child.
Those relationships never last.
It always ends.
Women can't do it long term.
Girls are very stingy with their resources, which they should be.
It should go to their children.
But women are not going to support another grown adult, man or woman.
That's what I've come to realize from...
Man, I'm studying.
I'm writing a book about you guys right now.
It's called Why Women Deserve Less.
I break this down.
What's happening here is she would have us believe that she is not a wife because she chooses to be.
She wants us to think that the decision has been made by her, but the decision has been made for you.
No, because I don't want to give a man children and men who want wives want children.
True enough.
Not something I'm willing to do.
I understand, but men who want wives would not want you.
Thank God.
Oh, you're just so clever.
Thank God.
I don't want a man.
I don't need a moon.
I'm sorry.
I have a rebuttal for everything you say.
Say again?
I'm sorry.
I have a rebuttal for everything you say.
They're going to fuck after the show.
Two rebuttals.
Oh, no.
That is definitely not fucking happening.
Oh, my God.
Who here wants to be a long-term relationship with a man?
At some point.
Raise your hand, MLD. Okay.
All right, so all the girls are at the table.
You know what?
Let's play a game here, folks.
Uh-oh.
All right, Chris.
You triggered my trap card!
Oh, no.
Bring out the Instagrams, bro.
Yep, have it already.
Oh, shit.
Here we go.
So, we got two ladies on the panel that don't want to be wives.
Understandable.
Who?
The rest of you don't want to be wives.
This lady here and this lady here in yellow.
Jubilee and snow.
Yeah, but the rest of you...
Let's see!
You qualify to be a wife.
What are your Instagram standards?
That's too fine.
Who's this?
That is the lady right here.
Who's Brazilian?
Oh, her?
25-year-old?
25 minutes?
Let's see your page.
Let's come out of your page real quick.
Haram!
Okay.
She got the titties out.
So, chat, y'all tell me, bro.
Haram!
Offer these pictures alone?
And whose house is that?
Diddy's?
Uh, I can't say.
This house is down over there.
Oh, that's not a house.
That's a, um...
A penthouse.
Yeah.
That's her, bro.
She's unemployed.
She pays for that.
Check the score.
Oh, she's unemployed.
Look at that.
It's her unemployment check.
Check the score.
I'm up four.
Four dollars.
Real shit, real shit.
Most of them have a net worth of about six bucks.
Somebody said she got paid.
Yo, alright.
So, niggas in the chat!
Give me a one in the chat if you would wife her.
Give me a two in the chat if y'all would not wife her.
Alright?
One in the chat if y'all would wife.
Two in the chat if y'all would not wife.
Let's see.
We got almost 12,000 people watching right now.
Let's see what they say.
Oh, you're getting a bunch of twos.
Oh, shit.
Life.
Oh, man.
Yeah, okay.
So I think you need to improve your Instagram if you want to get wifed up because overwhelming twos here.
Wow.
Oh, GC? Club GC? Oh, damn.
Rest in peace.
Look, I like the desserts.
Now, see the back in me.
What's up with the desserts?
Okay.
So, I will go ahead and I'm going to give you an honest assessment here of why everyone is giving you a two they would not wife.
Number one, you're on a boat.
Anytime you're on a yacht, that means you got...
What are we doing tomorrow?
And then you got bikini...
Well, tomorrow...
It's an event, okay?
This is a regular night out on the water.
So your yacht is another yacht you don't own.
And then you got bikini photos, scroll down.
And then here, you're on some dude's balcony, because we know you ain't paying for that apartment.
That looks like Fresh's balcony.
Stop it!
Stop it!
I moved, okay?
Keep going, keep going.
And then you got more bikini photos, more door straps.
But then here you are in some dude's penthouse.
Fresh's penthouse.
We know that's not your penthouse.
More thirst traps, selfies.
Yeah, this is a definitely...
I want to ask you the question.
If a guy saw your page, should he wait for you up?
I don't think you should judge me on my Instagram page.
That is so convenient!
That is awesome.
No, because most guys are going to meet me in person.
They're not going to be like, oh, let me look at your Instagram.
Most guys are not going to meet you in person, though.
To be honest with you, right?
We're all on social media.
Let's say a guy DMs you.
You look at his page.
What do you look at his page and judge him off of that?
I don't judge their Instagram pages.
I don't care about what you post.
I want to see who you are.
Anybody here watching the show right now, just DM her, bro.
She don't care about your page.
She's up four, though.
Remember that.
Who's up next?
Who's up next?
Uh, alright!
This is, uh, oh no, she don't want to get wife.
Oh, no, no, no, Haiti!
Haiti wants to get wife!
Here we go, here we go, Nisha!
Let's pull this up.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all!
Make it bigger?
Hey, y'all!
Yeah, make it bigger, nigga.
This nigga, the Henny getting him.
Alright, alright, uh, let's see here, so...
Okay.
We scroll, alright, there's a...
Seeing our weight loss?
Yeah, good for you on the weight loss.
Who the fuck is a nigga with the durang down there?
Yo, Sandia!
Yo.
All right.
Scroll back.
Who the fuck is that nigga?
All right.
Yo, that dude looks weird.
Shout out for the weight loss, though.
And then...
Honestly, this isn't that bad.
We're nice and wholesome here.
No yachts.
I mean, no yachts, no tattoos.
No girlfriends, you know?
The hair hat might disqualify you, but...
Question for you.
Who took this picture here?
One Shot Miami.
Okay, so...
Okay.
Alright, you know what?
This ain't that bad.
Hold on.
Go to the highlights.
Let's catch your lacking, man.
So far, so good.
Never catch me lacking.
Let's catch your lacking, man.
Let's go.
Does your mama follow you on Instagram?
No, she does not.
Wait, your mom?
She said, bitch, I'm a mother.
Are you at a table?
Is that a table?
Yeah, that's not a table.
Oh, boy.
Oh, wait, not like that.
It was a regular table.
We didn't know who that is.
Who the fuck is this dude?
That's Sergio.
We figured.
Yeah, we knew Sergio wasn't it.
She ain't that bad, man.
She ain't that bad.
All right.
You know what?
You're okay.
I'm gonna get my stuff from your page.
Okay.
All right.
Let me for you.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Hillary Snow will still be here.
Is that you?
Oh, no.
She don't want to get a wife.
That's just my hair page.
Yeah.
She don't want to get a wife, so who cares?
She gave it a free promo.
Account is private, huh?
You know what's funny about private cones, right?
They're hiding something.
I'm not hiding anything.
Open it for us then.
She got a boyfriend.
I don't have my phone.
Bring your phone!
Bring your phone!
We want to see the yachts.
What is that?
There is no yachts.
That's Chicago.
You look different, bro.
Is that a different No, actually, the one right in the middle.
That looks like her.
Alright, let's scroll down.
Okay, she want to be wiped out.
Okay, let's see here.
Let's see.
Oh, shit.
There we go.
Is that Palestine?
Yeah, this is Palestine.
Block her.
Almost at it.
Okay.
Almost at it.
Yeah.
Don't you have a boyfriend?
Wait, go to travel.
Go to travel.
This profile looks like you're single.
Hold on, here's a big red flag.
Where's the boyfriend?
You've been with him for three years and he's nowhere on your profile.
That's crazy.
He's in my highlights.
On your highlights?
Yeah, he's the one taking the pictures.
Yo, this shit never fails, bro.
You have all these, you have, because here's the thing, you got a couple thirst trap photos here, but your boyfriend is nowhere to be seen, dude.
Wait, hold up, hold up.
He's right next to there.
Go ahead.
Yeah, right there, yeah.
Go ahead.
Let me see.
You got a whole highlight.
No, no, right here.
Sorry.
Yeah, right there.
The heart, the heart, the heart, the heart, the heart.
See, see, that's like niggas are going to notice that.
They're not gonna...
And she showed him.
No, no, no, no.
Yes, sir.
I don't even know what this dude is doing.
53 weeks ago.
What the fuck?
Is this guy your boyfriend?
He looks like he doesn't even know you.
Is he Pakistani or Indian?
He is Indian.
That nigga looks Indian.
53 weeks ago, bro.
A year ago.
Okay, let's go.
Hit the next one, Chris.
So she moves that shit away from him quick.
Yes, she does.
And then, okay, blurry picture.
No one even knows.
And then next slide.
And then next, next.
Okay, and then...
Everything is eternal.
We don't know what this dude looks like.
Next, next, next.
Next.
Okay, let's see if she shows him in here.
That's the only one that kind of shows him.
That's funny.
What do you call it?
The Illuminati when you're like this?
Zero accountability on that one right there.
Zero accountability.
Here's the thing, man.
She unlocked it, y'all.
I've said it before.
I'll say it again.
This might be controversial, but when a girl doesn't post her boyfriend like that, it means she doesn't respect him.
She belongs to the streets.
Because here's the thing.
When a girl is with a guy that she really admires, respects, and wants to be with, she's posting that nigga everywhere, bro.
But when a girl don't post her, man, she got only pictures of herself and pictures of herself showing up like, look at how hot I am, bro.
She advertises for a better guy.
I will give her one credit point for putting the highlight even there because that's Okay, but it's so small, bro.
You can't really see the nigga, man.
Alright, if you watch the show, I like you like that.
Alright, it's open!
It's finally open, guys.
Okay, let's see here.
Let's see here.
Oh, God.
Okay.
That's late Halloween.
Okay, alright.
Haram.
That was easy.
Yeah, this is...
Haram!
Very haram.
Yeah, okay, so...
Yeah.
Oh, the Playboy bunny ears.
Yep.
She belongs to the streets.
Fantastic.
Oh, boy.
All right.
Yeah, Woody.
Yeah, okay.
Is that the Dirty Rabbit?
That's Jesse, right?
She didn't know.
The crotch was missing.
Let's go to travel.
Let's go to travel.
Traveling?
You better not be Dubai on that.
There we go.
Porter potty.
Porter potty.
You sure?
Porter potty.
Alright.
Yo, man.
Okay, New York.
Now she's in Atlanta.
Some bigger floor out, bro.
Some bigger floor out.
Now she's in Miami.
Oh!
Oh!
I'm curious.
Did you get a floor now?
No, I literally had a layover.
Stop the cap.
You had a layover, right?
Stop the cap.
I was going to Maine.
Stop the cap.
You're going to Maine?
Maine in America.
Oh, okay.
I was like, who the fuck goes to Maine?
Not I. Bro.
Take me to Benito.
This girl loves Bad Bunny.
Benito.
You know what?
The funny part is she didn't go to that concert by herself.
Who took you?
Yeah, who you in with?
My bestie.
Serena?
Stop the cap!
She and my besties right there.
That was unnecessary.
Stop the cap!
Alright, man.
Definitely, uh...
Yeah.
Melissa World.
Okay, cool.
So let's look at...
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hell no!
Can I say something?
Can I say something?
That's not very Michigan.
To be fair, before I came here, I had zero post-up, but everyone just thought my account was fake, so I had to throw up some old posts, and that's what's up.
You're digging a grave.
Digging my own grave.
So this was a long time ago, is that what you're saying?
These were all in April.
That's it!
That's fantastic!
One boat picture disqualifies you.
Because I know a promoter.
I'm sure you do.
It's not hard to get on a boat out here.
For you it's not.
I'm sure it's not.
I know a promoter.
I bet you know.
Any girl can get on a yacht down here.
If your wife is on social media and you got any of those pictures, kick her out, bro.
Hey, Ponson, real quick.
Focus on yourself, King.
Real quick, Ponson, go back to Instagram.
Go to Hannah Davis.
This is Derek Jeter's wife.
This is the way a wife's Instagram should look if she's on Instagram at all.
And while you pull that up, I guess you guys...
I mean, I'm trying to tell you how to do the show, but...
Yeah, no, no worries.
We'll pull it up.
Okay, I didn't realize that I would be that obvious a spot when I met all of you in person.
Shout out to Fresh.
You immediately recognized me earlier today along with Donovan Sharp, MLD, Myron, Chris, and Big Mo.
Hit that, Don and Marco.
I got you, Don.
Yeah, we are in the mall walking around all the mods and stuff.
Shout out to the mods in the chat, man.
Discord as well.
This is her Instagram, so this is Hannah Davis.
She is Derek Jeter's Wait, that's not her.
Derek Jeter's wife.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This girl's a stripper.
Yeah, just go to Hannah.
Okay, where are we at now with the chats?
Actually, type in Hannah Jeter.
It's Hannah Jeter?
Yeah.
How do you spell Jeter anyway?
J-E-T-E-R. What the fuck, Fresh?
I don't want a sports thing!
Sounds about Fresh.
Yeah, Hannah Jeter.
A-H-J-E-T-E-R. There she is, right up top.
This is what a wife's Instagram should look like.
Right here.
Scroll down.
Derek Jeter has a baby.
Derek Jeter the legend.
Her and Derek Jeter.
That is a wife's Instagram.
Wow!
It didn't look like that before they were together, you know?
She wasn't married.
Exactly.
Yeah, but notice how he said when you have a man or married or whatever, that's how your profile should look.
That's exactly right.
Yeah, that's how it should look.
But like, once I'm in a serious relationship, I won't have my ass on my Instagram, you know?
Well, if you have your ass on your Instagram, you probably won't get a relationship.
How old is she?
Hannah Jeter is 32 years old now.
Right, 32?
Yeah, what's your next question?
I mean, but she's still in a different generation.
I think the takeaway here, ladies, is Hannah Davis was a supermodel, right?
And the difference between a supermodel and an Instagram model, a supermodel and a sex worker, as a sex worker, you're marketing to men.
As a published model, you are marketing to women.
Right.
Hannah Davis Jeter has never had a thirst trap picture.
All of her pictures were of Maybelline, Paris, New York, all that good stuff.
She's a real model.
Not like she's a real model.
I think the takeaway here is if you're with a man in a serious relationship, Palestine, you should have pictures with him.
Yeah, you laugh because you know I'm speaking facts here.
Yeah, she took a picture like this.
Yeah, bro.
Like, what the hell?
You know what's crazy?
Long distance, right?
Your man has nowhere to be seen.
I meet you for the first time?
Oh, what's your Instagram?
Oh, you're single, single.
Bet!
Let's pull up!
I'm just saying.
Damn, he's going DJ academics.
I'm just saying, bro.
I'm just saying.
Here's the thing that I've noticed.
Girls will come on this panel and be like, I got a boyfriend.
Are you looking at their profile?
Where?
Nowhere to be found.
What the fuck?
I always look at it like it's hilarious because it's like, yo, it's like a car that's been sold, but you still got a for sale sign on it.
When you go ahead and put all these pictures of your body out there on the internet, guys will look and be like, oh my god, she's probably a respectable woman.
Oh, that's a slut.
I'm going to talk to her.
One small direction, Myron.
It's not a for sale sign, it's a for rent sign.
Oh, shit.
Because she belongs to the streets.
Very good.
It's because she belongs to the streets.
You have any comments?
Palestine is a country.
She might go back to Palestine after this one.
I was just gonna say, I appreciate the learning experience.
Okay, she's a good sport.
Abdull, get the rocks, nigga!
- Hello, Arthur! - Oh my goodness.
Alright.
The man tells the significance where you need to be more submissive.
He tells him that's an outdated way of thinking.
Who's right?
Explain.
Dreamer.
Okay.
Um...
Okay, ladies.
Should a woman be submissive?
Yes or no?
We'll start right here with I got four.
Brazil.
She's at four, yeah.
Yes.
She learned her lesson real quick.
Alright, what about you, Jubilee?
Should a woman be submissive?
I think she should.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you think a woman should be submissive?
Basically, submission to a man.
Submission is to a man.
That's what they're talking about.
Should a woman submit to a man?
You look confused, sweetie.
I am confused.
This is a high school dropout from Michigan.
What about you?
Should a woman submit to a man?
Yeah.
So if your guy told you, yo, I don't like these Instagram pictures...
You're taking your Instagram down.
What would you say?
Yeah, we actually recently had this conversation.
I knew it.
I would.
Okay, and your Instagram is still up, so clearly...
He didn't tell me to do it, but we just came up with the scenario.
We or he?
We.
Okay, so, okay, take me through this conversation because I'm confused.
No, we were just, like, talking about mental health and social media, and he was just saying that, like, sometimes social media affects him, and I also have that experience, too.
And then we were just like, what if we just both didn't have social media?
But you still have it.
Yeah, I know, but we were saying in a what-if situation.
Oh, hypothetically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I would.
I would choose my relationship over that.
But you're not.
I would in the case I would need to.
If you had a backbone.
See, notice how she said need to.
He didn't say delete that shit right now.
Maybe he's watching the show right now and he's like, damn, what the fuck am I doing?
And he has that conversation which is like, I don't like these pictures.
You're sexualizing yourself.
This isn't cool.
I need you to deactivate your Instagram.
What are you doing?
I would do it.
Someone in the chat said MLB is fat and loud.
I think you're talking about me, dude.
What?
Me?
Fat?
I am not fat.
No, you are very lean.
Loud, yes.
Very, very lean.
We're also drunk, but we will continue on.
I'm buzzed.
What about you from Pennsylvania?
Should women submit to men?
Si.
You know Spanish?
Si.
That's so cool.
I'm Dominican.
Her last name's for me.
Oh, shit.
Okay, what about you?
Should a woman submit to a man?
I think I know the answer to this one.
What do you think?
I just want to hear your answer and I'll tell you if I was right or not.
If a man creates a safe space for a woman to be submissive, that allows her to be submissive, absolutely.
Conditional femininity.
Okay, so you're conditionally submissive to the guy?
Conditionally?
I don't think that's conditionally.
I think that's being a decent human being.
Quite literally what you just described was a condition.
Being a decent human being?
That is not what you said.
You said he creates a safe environment for her to submit to the man.
I don't think being a good human being is...
Yeah, because if you're a good man, then it's easy to submit.
Describe a good man.
One who is emotionally intelligent.
One who is able to communicate and is open to listening.
Someone who does not have to have their partner translate the way they need to be loved.
You just named four conditions.
Thank you.
Do you just argue to argue?
Yes.
That's why she's single.
Yeah.
Gotcha, bitch!
This is why I tell y'all I don't get what girls are in their 30s, bro.
They're stuck in their ways, man.
They ain't gonna listen, bro.
She ain't changing.
Yeah, she ain't changing.
Alright, what about you?
Should a woman submit to a man?
Yes.
You sure about that?
Yeah.
I'm Haitian.
She's Haitian.
I am Haitian.
Always.
Every day.
Morning, night.
The interesting thing is, is submission is very simple.
It is relinquishing control.
That's all it is.
I have a question for the panel, just real quick.
So, ladies on the panel, give us the best pick-up line you ever heard in your life and what it was.
How it made you feel.
This is the best pick-up line you heard in your life.
And we'll start right here.
Can I think about it for a second?
No, you have plenty of time to think.
Last question.
Yeah.
Damn.
Okay.
Look, look.
You go to the club, right?
Stupid.
I can talk to you.
What's the best pickup line you ever heard?
How about your drinks?
She's at a table.
No, no.
It's not like that.
It's like, I don't want to be hit on with pickup lines.
It's like, I'd rather just have some normal, like, hi, what's your name?
Or like, where are you from?
Something casual.
Something Michigan.
Something Michigan.
Absolutely.
There you go.
Hi, I'm a Wolverines fan.
How about you?
Oh, no.
So, what did they tell you?
Oh, she must be a Michigan State girl.
Oh, man.
Okay, so when you go out, what did they tell you that?
She said, oh, no.
She was so sincere.
Okay, when you go out, right, what did they tell you to lay head on you?
I mean...
Have a high school diploma.
Just like, you know, guys being like, you look nice, or you're dressed nice, or do you want a drink, or whatever it may be.
Okay, does that work for you?
No.
It was the best pick-up line ever, right?
What about you?
It's not a pick-up line, but I have a section.
I like the table.
Simple!
But to the point.
I can't remember.
I don't know. - She can't remember the last time a nigga hit on her.
- - - - - - - - - - - Honestly, nothing memorable, but I always appreciate like a good compliment.
The best pick-up line for her is, do you have a boyfriend?
Okay, what about you?
I don't remember a pick-a-blind, but if you're funny, I don't know.
I guess so.
Okay.
Okay.
Your costume sucks and Toy Story does too.
No, I didn't.
She got triggered by Toy Story.
I like that.
I got triggered too.
I ain't mad at that.
And for you?
Did you touch my drum set?
What the fuck?
You've not seen Step Brothers?
Did you touch my drum set?
I love something clever that's out of...
She's 33.
It's an old movie.
Fresh knows nothing about American pop culture.
Step Brothers is the most quoted movie in modern...
No, that's Ace Ventura.
So a guy's actually walked up to you and said, did you touch my drum set?
No, if a guy's coming up to me, we're at a salsa club and he's just asking me to dance.
The question was, what was the best pick-up line you ever got?
I gave you the pick-up line.
You didn't say it had to be in person.
Oh, she's being clever.
She definitely just argues.
She's being clever.
What was the best pick-up line you ever got?
So no one has ever given you that pick-up line?
Not memorably, no.
But the question was, what was the best pick-up line you ever got?
not what you think it should be.
So now I guess everybody's gonna hit you up with "Are you married?" "You touched my drum set." But what was it? - Did you touch my drum set? - Did you bang that dude?
Can I tell you that though?
No guys ever giving you that pickup line.
You asked me what pickup line has been memorable.
I gave that to you.
You did not ask if it was a pickup line in person.
The question was, what is the best pickup line that worked on you?
In other words, what pickup line did a guy actually tell you in real life that you liked?
None.
Okay.
That makes sense.
Alright, go ahead.
Yeah, I feel like niggas aren't smooth like that anymore.
I mostly get like, oh.
Niggas.
Racist.
Niggas.
Niggas.
It's cool.
They usually come up like, do you have IG? Yeah, nigga.
Okay.
So, yo, McQueen.
You are the king of picket lines, right?
Tell us here and in the chat as well, what is the picket line you guys come up with?
I just say whatever the fuck is on my mind.
And it's just like, if it works, it works.
If it doesn't, then fuck you, bitch.
Damn.
That's just what it is.
It's just a numbers game.
But I mean, honestly, I think honestly, just everything you say, it's all about how you say it instead of what you're saying.
Facts.
Facts.
You know, and like the energy, like if you come up and say like the shit that I be saying, most people probably couldn't get away with it.
But I just feel like the way that I deliver it and the way you could like feel my energy, I just, I don't seem very harmful.
It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
Exactly.
I don't seem very like harmful.
And you have to be attractive as well.
I got a question for the ladies.
Do you think it's easy to get girls as a guy?
Start here.
Yes or no?
No.
Okay.
What about you?
No.
No?
Damn.
What about you?
No.
Alright, everybody close your eyes.
We gotta do this again now, go ahead.
Okay, do you think it's easy for guys to get girls?
Free Palestine.
No.
No?
Alright, what about you?
Yes.
You think it is?
Okay.
What about you?
No.
What about you?
Not, no.
She doesn't understand the question.
I do understand the question.
Where am I? No.
- - - - - - - - I was gonna say something after that, but then I decided to keep it short and simple, so I just said no.
So that's why I stuttered.
You know what?
It's funny.
We're bagging on her that she's brainless and all that, but she's a good sport about it.
And this is why men like younger women, because she doesn't get pissed off or triggered.
She's like, all right, fair game.
It is what it is.
Tell you what, man, lack of experience really, it's really attractive on a woman, irregardless of her intelligence level.
I'm being serious.
I'm not trying to be that kind of comic.
No, I'm not going to like deny it.
I'm not the smartest cookie, you know?
Yeah, you're right.
It doesn't matter, she's higher than you.
Oh my god!
That's okay.
She was waiting for that one.
She was waiting for that one.
Eric Garbless is not a one!
Gotcha!
Did you say Eric Garbless?
Okay, you can't come on the yacht.
Guys, you had a question at all for ladies?
Anything?
Do I have a question?
I want to tell the chat to go fuck themselves because they think I'm drunk, but I'm not.
Alright, so more chats here?
Alright.
Okay.
Well, actually, you know, I got a question for the girls real quick.
Do you think men like strong, independent women?
Start right here.
No.
No?
Damn.
Can we say why?
No?
Why?
Yeah.
No.
Why?
Why?
Yeah.
Because I feel like independent women are very, well, they're independent, so they don't need a man.
They don't need anyone for, like, they don't need anyone there for them.
And I think men want to show women the world.
They want to show them.
Wow.
You know, how to live and how they want to live with someone.
So I think a woman being so independent, a man doesn't really find that attractive.
Unbelievable.
For a woman without a high school diploma, that's probably one of the smartest things I've ever heard any woman on any panel say.
Facts.
Shout out to you.
Close to you.
Very good.
You can come to the VIP section tomorrow.
Yeah, real sure.
What about you?
I think men don't want an independent woman at all, because it's just like, it's like you don't need them, and they want you to need them.
Not in a way like, oh, I depend on you 100%, like you should have your own something, but they want to take care of you and cater to you.
Alright, take care of, yes, cater to, no.
What about you?
I think men like to be men and men need to be men in relationships.
So an independent woman sometimes won't allow a man to be a man because she thinks she can handle her own.
So if a man wants to provide for his woman and she's trying to say, no, no, no, that relationship is doomed to fail.
That's a fact.
Now, you said you're bisexual, right?
If you had to pick one gender for the rest of your life, what would it be, men or women?
I think it'd be men.
Can you tell me why?
Men have dicks, Myron.
Yes, they do.
I think it's...
Easier to please a man.
And to be submissive is, I don't want to say easy for some women, but I feel like more women should submit to their man if they want to be in a healthy relationship with them.
And sometimes they don't want to.
Holy shit, she's getting smarter and you're getting more attractive.
Who knew?
It's interesting because I literally said that earlier to her and she didn't agree with me, that women typically, when bisexual, if given the choice, you've got to pick one gender, they typically go with the man.
I was going to say also, since you're bisexual, and you can be honest here, in general, do men provide more value in relationships or do women provide more value in relationships?
I think men provide more value in relationships.
I think it's embedded in their DNA to want to take care of their woman.
So they are a lot more willing to provide because they know if they can provide for their woman, she can reciprocate.
She's, you know, cleaning the house.
She's doing whatever she needs to do as a woman.
She's submitting to her men.
When you date women in general, do you notice that Maybe they're entitled or they're not willing to give as much?
Absolutely.
This is interesting because women who are switch hitters are really the only women who understand how flaky and useless and bitchy women can really be.
Women can be incredibly bitchy.
100%.
They can be incredibly bitchy.
They know.
They keep her a thousand.
Listen, man.
We've interviewed almost 2,000 girls now at this point.
And I like to always ask the bisexual girls this question.
And almost without a shadow of a doubt, they're going to say I prefer a man if it's going to be long term because men must add value.
Guys, no.
Girl's not going to fuck with me unless I do something for her.
But women, on the other hand, get away all the time with getting in relations without doing anything for the opposite gender.
I 100% agree.
I feel like if it's not reciprocated in some way or another, it's not going to last.
It's not going to add value to your life.
The same way a woman is looking for a man to add value to her life, if she wants to be in a committed relationship with him, is the same way, you know, vice versa.
So I think that it's it's lacked on when it comes to a woman and a woman relationship, because sometimes they can feel that they're adding too much into the relationship versus the other woman.
The other woman feels the exact same way.
And also communication falls into the same line as well.
There are some women who don't know how to communicate as well, and they'll go head to head with their other woman saying, I can't believe you didn't do this, but I did this.
And it it makes for a complicated life for no reason.
If a man knows what a man is going to do, and you know what your man is going to do, and you know what your man is going to expect from you, then it is what it is.
You provide the value that you know he wants.
Alright, very good.
Shout out Jubilee.
X-Men.
Fair enough.
How are you going to follow that up?
Free Palestine.
Other than that.
She's like, yeah, what she said.
Literally.
I actually agree with all you guys.
I feel like men really appreciate a partnership that's like that.
They appreciate...
Just providing and all that stuff.
They show their appreciation.
That's another thing.
I think that men can show their appreciation more than a woman can show her appreciation because sometimes women can think, oh, they're going to see that I'm doing this, so I should expect them to say thank you or I should expect this.
Your partner is not seeing what you're seeing.
If you are not telling them, oh, hey, if you need me to do this, I'll go do this.
Okay, fine.
Then that's acknowledgement on both ends.
Like, hey, you need me to do something, I'm going to do it for you.
But there are times where a woman could, yeah, you can see that the house is clean, but if your woman is doing it the way she does it, clean, clean, you know, sometimes it's forgotten on the man because he's doing whatever he's doing.
He's going to...
Yeah, don't take it personally, you know what I mean?
Exactly, but you shouldn't expect your man or somebody to just automatically see what you see or what you did.
I think that that is falling on a lot of relationships, and that's where the lack of communication falls in.
And you don't know about Andrew Tate.
I don't believe that at all.
Interesting.
All right.
Quick update from the actual party team.
So the email was sent out to everyone that bought tickets at the location.
So if you are not sure where the party is, go to your email.
You're going to find it there for you.
And if you don't have the email, click Christina on Instagram.
And just so y'all know, we're going to have a bunch of YouTubers there tomorrow.
We're going to have 1090 Jake, Bandman Kevo.
We're going to have Donovan Sharp there, McQueen, John from Modern Life Dating.
So we're going to have a bunch of YouTubers there, man.
It's going to be fucking lit.
Yeah.
I think Iso Kenny is going to pull up too.
So yeah man, it's going to be a good time.
And we're going to have Iso Kenny on the show as well too.
Yeah, I didn't see that clap coming.
You're Jew motherfuckers.
I didn't see that one coming.
Lambo Raul.
Nigga said Elf's fresh speech.
The chat is crazy.
The chat's called me a Jew.
MLG's Jewish.
Like what the fuck?
Alright, sorry.
Sorry, go ahead.
What were you saying?
No.
Some of the guests, but I mean, you're still on the boat.
It's fine.
No, some of the guests too.
Oh, okay.
We got even more guests coming.
Alright, sweet.
You might want to drop it for them now, bro, so they can get tickets.
Is Mr.
Organic coming?
I'm going to meet that guy.
Three of them.
Oh, man.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
That I'm not sure of.
He's a cool guy.
He seems like a really cool guy.
He gets the last party, though.
He seems really cool.
Who's next?
Um.
Remember the question?
No.
Question for women submission.
Yeah.
Should a woman submit to a man?
Yes.
Why?
They basically said it all, but...
I don't know.
I feel like men are more caring than women.
I'm not gonna lie.
Damn.
That's just me, though.
Oh, be quiet.
Criminology.
Go get your degree.
Alright, but what makes you say that men are more caring than women?
Where's that coming from?
She loves her dad.
That's a unique answer.
She has a good relationship with her father.
That's right.
Are you closer to your dad?
Your dad?
No.
I used to be.
I used to be.
What happened?
He cheated on my mom.
He's Dominican.
So you stop fuck with your dad because you cheated on your mom?
No, it's just like, I'll try to talk to him, but he'll try to manipulate me to talk to my mom.
So I follow my daughter.
He wants your mom back?
Yeah, basically.
Again, this goes to show, it does not matter how many bitches a dude fucks on the side.
If you are the main bitch, he loves you.
Just because he fucks other bitches does not mean he doesn't love you.
There it is.
And I'll bet you, when your mom left your father, I'll bet you, that destroyed him.
That destroyed him.
He wouldn't accept it.
He didn't believe that she could just leave.
He still tries to talk to her.
Does she have a new man though?
No.
How old is she?
52.
You know your mom's only hurting herself, right?
Let my mom live.
At 52 years old, no options, bro.
She's a hardworking woman.
I get that, but realistically speaking, from a relationship standpoint, she has a kid with your dad.
Well, you, right?
And then, how long were they together?
27 years?
So she's gonna drop 27 years, lost most of her youth to your father, and she's mad about cheating?
No, the thing is, I feel like my dad's been cheating on her forever.
Okay, and?
I feel like she just wants him to change, like...
Well, that's not going to happen.
I know, but...
What if I told you...
Ladies, do you want to hear a dark secret?
Ladies, do you want to hear a dark secret?
You're never going to sexually satisfy a guy by yourself.
So more than likely, at some point, if he can cheat and get away with it, he's going to do it.
It's just that some guys get caught.
It's very true.
He did get caught.
He butt dialed her.
I know, I get that.
Wait, wait, wait.
Was he getting freaky when he butt dialed her?
No, he was just talking about her.
Oh.
Wait, he was talking about her to another girl?
No, he was talking to, like, his friend, and then his phone just, like, went off, I guess.
Oh, bruh.
About him smashing another chick?
Sure.
It was basically how he treated her.
Okay.
I mean, it was a thing.
What a boomer, right?
He just didn't get it.
I mean, I think it's kind of weird that you cut your relationship with your dad just because he kind of wants to get you to help him get back with the mother of his daughter and bring the family back together.
I think your mom at 52 years old is better off being with your dad because she's not going to find another guy.
I didn't cut it off completely.
If he calls me, I'll answer.
I'm not just going to...
You should be the conduit to get your parents together.
I don't know why you're not getting more involved in making that happen.
Because I can try the most I can.
If he's still going to go talk to the other woman and give her money and shit, there's nothing I can do about that.
That's his decision.
Because you're giving her my mom's money.
My mom doesn't want that.
Realistically speaking, he loves your mom more.
Much more.
She thinks she doesn't deserve that.
So be single instead?
Yeah.
She'd rather die alone?
Nah, she gotta.
That's a little different, sweetie.
I mean, when it comes to that, yeah, it's different, but like...
Yeah, but you down here in Miami, bro, she's still in Redding, Pennsylvania, chilling.
She's still living her life.
Living her best life?
She's fucking up if you're down here in Miami.
Man, this shit is crazy, bro.
She's only 20.
She's only 20.
No, no, no.
I know that, but I just think it's wild to me how women will destroy a relationship where they invested all of their primary agency, all of their youth, right?
Because a dude cheated, knowing that dudes are going to cheat anyway.
Like, that's just what it is.
Dudes are only as faithful as their options.
So if you know it's coming, well, she probably didn't know it's coming.
That's why she got so shocked.
It's like, women need to accept the fact that, like, bro, you're not that special.
He's going to want to have sex with other women.
Sorry.
Devin put in the chat, though, he's giving other women money.
That's probably the biggest thing.
That's the big one.
That's the real cheating.
Does he have...
Is he rich?
No, like my mom is the one who makes the money.
All the businesses she has is under her name.
So it's like he's taking money to give to someone else.
So she's the breadwinner?
Yeah.
See, they only accept infidelity when you make money.
You can't be a broke nigga.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
He'll spend her money on another bitch.
She's like, nigga!
If he spent his money, he'll be like, alright.
At least I get the most.
You know what's funny?
I hear all the time.
Dominican men don't want to date Dominican men, bro, because they just lie.
It's so true.
I would never date Dominican.
I would say that.
Yeah, nah, nah.
I heard that they be lying, man, so I don't know what's up.
Yo, nigga put L-dad in the show.
Listen, he must be...
For her dad to be doing that, he must be throwing it down.
Real shit?
To be a broke nigga in the beginning?
But to butt dial and get caught?
Nigga, you like him, bro.
Yeah, man.
You gotta be clean with that.
That's true, but when you got that kind of arrogance where you're just throwing it down, no matter what kind of girl you got, you're like, yeah, this big titty bitch I was fucking last night.
He going on sad, though.
He going on sad, though.
Yo, that's actually funny.
Nigga said city boys me up.
Why are you talking about your dad like that?
Dad's a city boy.
Yeah, in that case, city senior citizens, bro.
Alright, that's fantastic.
What about you?
Where were we again besides women submitting to men?
Is that the question?
Just should women?
Yeah.
And why?
Yes or no, why?
It's nice to be able to submit to a man.
Wow.
Should they, though?
Should they?
Nope.
That's what I said.
I mean, I would just revert to my answer earlier.
Fine, fine, fine.
She's like, well, Jonathan.
Yes.
Send a bitch to law school.
Rest in peace.
Go ahead.
I was going to say yes because as long as you're taken care of and he's taken care of everything he needs to as a man.
There you go.
A lot of guys out there and we hold men accountable too, ladies.
Please believe you cannot expect a woman to submit to you if you are an ain't shit nigga.
It's not going to happen.
Just like I'm not going to wife up or commit to a big bitch.
It's one and the same.
There you go.
Fair enough.
No one likes fat girls.
No, sir.
Oh, wait, except for the fat girls that are bad bitches, though, right, Miss Aidy?
Whatever you want.
If you like it, I love it.
Oh, she's submitting already.
Oh, there it is.
It's already working.
A couple girls from last show said they have morals, but ladies, try to spell moral without O-R-A-L. P.S. Ladies, us men desire moral support.
Y'all have inspired me to be better in life.
Keep grinding.
One million is only one of many milestones to come.
Congratulations, gentlemen.
That's from Bad Beats by ISO. And then Cam two times.
Cool.
And then we got this goes to the guy that's smashing the Bengali 304.
Thanks for taking her away from the Bengali community.
One less liberated 304 for us.
They hate us Bengali guys for being born red pills.
That's from Hung Low.
Alright, can we get a black lemur face reveal?
No, Kumusan Yuki.
You will not get it.
We got a shout out to the whole FNF crew.
I met y'all today.
Most humble guys out there.
I was the guy with the blonde girlfriend.
Keep it up.
Alright, shout out to you, bro.
And then we got 20 bucks from Mendo.
Question for the ladies.
Do you believe women infantilize women, drunk decisions, blaming men's society, redacted consent?
We weren't taught that.
Just to give some examples.
Infantilize basically just means let him off the hook.
Yeah.
Do you want to go with that one?
Fresh?
Nah.
I think that's a little bit above their pay rate here.
Save that for Rumble.
That's a little too deep here.
DW says, yo Chris, who's the hot chick that always sits behind you looking pissed all the time?
The hot chick that always sit behind me.
Zina?
That's Moe.
You mean Moe?
Moe is found on everybody, so.
Tommasi Racing says, you guys are amazing.
Love you guys so much.
Keep up the good work.
Shout out to you, Don Marco.
Yes, sir.
Question for the ladies.
Would you feel entitled to cheat if you paid all the bills?
Shout out to Gabriel.
That's a good one.
We'll start right here with Haiti.
Would you cheat if you were paying all the bills?
Or would you feel entitled to cheat?
Not that you would cheat, but would you feel like you could or you're entitled to it?
You're paying all the bills.
I mean, that's a big if because I don't want that situation for my man, but no.
Hypothetically speaking, if you were in that situation.
No, I wouldn't cheat and I wouldn't feel entitled to.
Okay.
What about you?
Stop the cap.
No.
She's learning.
She's learning.
I like it.
No.
But you're Dominican.
I said Dominican man.
Women cheat too, though.
You're right, but I'm not the...
She's different.
What about you?
Would you feel entitled to cheat if you made more money than your man?
No.
Do you make more money than your man right now?
No.
Interesting.
Is your guy rich?
Um, no.
He will be, though.
That's why we only see, like, the pixelated pictures of the Instagram.
Hold on, Rich.
Hold on, you caught it.
He will be, though.
The admission's there.
See, the more money he makes, the less she'll filter out.
Like, we'll be able to, you know, see his face a little clearer.
So, like...
all the way 100 sure until then the bikini picture stand up all right yes okay I would.
Alright.
Do you remember the question?
Yeah, I do.
Uh, no.
What's the question?
It was like if you would cheat on your man if you paid all the bills.
Do you feel entitled?
No, I wouldn't be with him.
There it is.
Yeah, to be honest.
No, she's up four, homie.
She's up four.
You gotta remember that.
Let's say you were in a relationship with him at first and everything was solid.
And then you ended up making more than him.
That's different.
Then would you cheat on him though?
No, because that's like something, a hardship that he's going through.
Like, if he's just broke all the time, like, I don't have a job and I'm still not broke.
What if he's putting it down really good?
Wait, how you not broke?
Because if you don't need a job to be able to make money, you can still have, like, little side jobs.
Side jobs.
What's a side job?
What's a side job?
Blow jobs.
You can have other sources of income by doing like modeling.
You can do a bunch of shit.
Sucking men can't model.
No, no.
Okay.
Bro, you ain't modeling.
Stop the cap, man.
She got sugar daddies.
You got sugar daddies, don't you?
I've had a couple.
There you go, nigga.
That's what she unemployed.
She funemployed.
She funemployed.
She taking pictures of her niggas' boats and shit.
Balconies.
Pithouses.
Come over.
I'll pay you $400.
I'll pay pictures of my balcony.
Come on, man.
Yo, nigga say, yo, model for me, bitch.
Where's the money?
Hey!
Hey!
Come over here!
Yeah!
Let me see that line!
Shut that button!
Hold these four togs!
Yeah, hold these four togs!
Yeah, hold these four togs!
Shake that hole!
Wrap it loose!
Wrap it loose!
Faster!
Faster!
Oh, you dick, bitch!
Yeah, she's like, what the fuck?
You're not the dirty old niggas who say that.
Come on, man.
You know what I'm saying?
Not to me?
Not to me.
I've never had someone say, shake that hole.
Shake that hole.
Shake that ring.
Shit.
All right, all right.
Who might say, shake that booty?
I don't know.
Who might?
Oh my god.
Cheese sauce feed pigs, yes.
Oh, there it is.
I have one question for you, young lady.
Are you Buccane gang?
What?
Are you Buccane gang?
What does that mean?
Have you got bussed down on the balcony before?
No.
Oh, I don't know.
Stop.
Stop.
Man, alright, man.
I haven't.
Alright, man.
Then how'd you get the $400 on the balcony?
Oh, I haven't!
She was saving up for unemployment.
She had to fix the hair, too, right?
Matter of fact, that was her payment for after she got busted.
Yes, sir.
That camera quality is shit, though.
I won't lie.
Yeah, it is terrible.
Yeah, it was an old nigga's droid.
How do you focus this goddamn thing?
Yo, me had a Nokia flip phone.
God damn.
Alright.
Alright.
Those old cameras, you get the light thing and it blows up.
I think I was like, how do you work this thing?
My granddaughter told me one time.
You want more money?
Turn around.
How do you work this thing?
You're using crusty feet, bitch.
God, yo.
Okay, what about you?
Alright, niggas in the chat are dying.
Somebody said I'm sweating from laughing.
Yo.
Talk that Brazilian to me, woman.
Foggy, Foggy, Foggy.
Oh, man.
Alright.
Okay.
That was too much fun.
I would say absolutely, because if I'm paying the bills, then I'm the man in that relationship, you know?
So it's like men feel entitled to cheat because they have the role of paying the bills and being secure and making sure the woman is secure.
But if I'm paying the bills...
I mean, yeah.
The less money you make, the more careful you have to be.
That's how it is.
If you're a dude that's worth eight figures, you can have the main chick and the side chick living with you in your house.
If you're worth seven figures, you can have the main chick, but the side chick maybe lives in the pool house.
Good example.
Derek Rose.
Baby mama?
Yes, sir.
Main girl.
Dude, that's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Matching pajamas on Christmas.
Top G level.
Real shit.
Top G level, bro.
Real fucking shit.
I'll say this.
I like your point right there.
The less money you have as a man, the more careful you have to be to not get caught, right?
That's right.
Absolutely.
But the more money you have, the more careful the girl's got to be to not fuck with your situation.
I want to add to that, though.
Because she comes in and like, oh, I don't like this.
What the fuck out my mansion, bitch?
Bring in the other one.
Turn into Leonidas, man.
Like, hey.
Get the French and fit, bitch!
Bam!
Do you think money is the only factor with Derrick Rose, or is it the status as well?
It's probably both.
What if it was a crypto guy?
Same deal.
His frame is so solid with his money and his status, it makes sense.
Versus a crypto guy, it's money.
So it's like, ah, nigga, whatever you say.
If the crypto guy has game, if the crypto guy has game, but if we're talking like one of these 19-0s that just made a million dollars, there's no frame.
Crypto guys here in Miami get finessed so hard, bro.
They'll be at 11 throwing money around.
Oh, pay me a thousand dollars, hang out with you.
Okay.
And they fucking do it.
That's why niggas are going broke now or jumping off of balconies because Ethereum is down because they can't fucking trick no more.
And we've been in real estate, man.
Yeah, man.
That's what we're doing.
Get the ammo.
Okay.
Next question, Fresh, can you read them?
Actually, we're going to turn it to the ladies.
Ladies, think of a question, by the way.
Y'all can go ahead and grill us and ask us a question.
I know we've been making fun of y'all about balconies and not being able to submit it.
And after this, we'll close out after this.
So, okay, so...
Can you finish reading?
And then let me think of a question and or a comment or a disagreement on something else.
Tomasi says, big fan of the show.
I'm a professional race car driver from Rhode Island.
I race all over the Northeast.
Love you guys.
Shout out to you, bro.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Who else 50?
So Black Wolfing says, question for Donovan.
Any news on the CME 3?
And when tickets are going to go on sale?
Yeah, the only decision I've made on the third CME is that it is 100% going to be in Miami.
Right now, I am scouting venues and everything like that.
But yeah, details are forthcoming.
I'm happy with Vinny, bro.
I might have you there.
Armando says, Myron, put me in, coach.
I got a good question to ask all the ladies.
Okay.
He's here, but 15 up.
He said, put me in, coach.
He's like, ladies, picture your dream man.
Got it?
What does he want out of you?
That's a good one.
So, in other words, the question is, what do you think the men you want want from a woman like you?
From Johnny Taylor?
Yeah.
The man that I want wants me to start and finish law school.
He wants me to be able to maintain a balanced household by cooking and cleaning and he wants us to be well connected with each other and be on the same page.
What about a balanced diet?
I'm cooking.
I'm gonna make sure we're balanced.
I'm not gonna lie.
Everything but the law school.
The law school?
So you could argue with him all day?
I don't think so.
What about you?
Oh, what do I think a guy would want for me?
I don't know, but you don't want a man, right?
Either or.
Doesn't matter.
Alright, hypothetically speaking, if you had a man, what do you want from you?
Do you think?
Man of your dreams.
What does he want from you?
To watch my mouth.
And submit.
I think a man would want me to finish my career.
Jesus Christ.
Ladies, let me clue you in on something.
them all answer, though.
Let's let them all answer first.
Boy, you saw me.
Yeah, let's let them all answer.
Okay, go ahead.
Finish the career, Anne.
Yeah.
I think you would expect me to be, like, caring for him, cleaning, cooking, just be a wifey.
Face down, ass up.
I think some really good core qualities like intelligence, but cooking, cleaning, can cook a good meal, can be very well-spoken and have good conversations, be their partner for life, and also be submissive, like how we talked earlier.
What about you?
A guy at the end of the day wants his dick sucked.
A guy at the end of the day wants a woman that's going to put on nice clothes for them, do a little dance, get on top, have a little fun.
Do you know my girlfriend?
Jesus Christ.
That's what Guys want.
They want somebody to submit.
They want somebody who's going to look nice and who's not going to say anything.
Do what I want you to do and that's it.
So if you know all this, why are you single?
It's a choice.
Alright, man.
What about you?
Sex, safe space, and food.
There you go.
She knows from her prior engagements.
Yes, of course.
Of course.
Same thing she said, gotta know how to cook, keep the place clean, and kind of just let your guy do his thing sometimes, but know that you're always there for him and be loyal.
Alright, Donovan, you want to drop what guys want?
Yeah, dude.
I'll tell you what we don't want.
We don't give a Fuck about your career as we really don't.
And it's not that that's...
A lot of guys think that they want a woman with a career, right?
But what women don't...
There are so many women out here who are in their mid to late 30s and they don't have a man...
One of the main reasons is because in order to be successful in a corporate America type setting, you have to be masculine because femininity doesn't cut it in the corporate world.
It just doesn't.
And so in order for women to advance, you have to embody masculine qualities.
Well, what ends up happening is that a woman embodies these masculine qualities for so long that she literally forgets how to be a woman.
It's incredible.
Here's some girl game for the ladies, right?
And this is something Devin talks about.
This is actually something that she said on a podcast recently.
If you're a girl and you're looking for a rich guy, let's say your type is lawyers, maybe go to paralegal school and get your associate degree so that you can work for him.
If you're into doctors, maybe get your CNA. If your guy's an entrepreneur, maybe get an accounting certificate.
If your guy's an internet content creator, maybe get some SEO certificates.
Or, if you're into rich guys and you don't care, maybe be the ball girl at a golf course.
Trust me when I tell you, if you take care of yourself, you will get noticed.
So that's just some game for the girls.
That's right.
W. That's really good advice.
McQueen, what do you think?
Watch another girl's hair take it.
100%.
What do you think, bro, that men want from women?
What do I think men want from women?
Submissiveness, for sure.
Femininity, obviously.
Submissiveness falls into femininity.
Obviously we want pussy.
The fuck was that, Chris?
Was that you or the board?
That was Chris, bro.
Yo, clip that.
So you can't speak, bro.
What flavors of pizza?
Yo, McQueen.
Question.
peanut butter, Sally.
Do LA girls submit...
Fuck no.
Why do you live there?
I mean, that's where I'm from, so...
Get out.
You don't even know about our conversation, man!
You don't even know.
John, what do men want from women?
Oh, I mean, sex, silence, servitude.
How about this?
You know, you're a successful guy, multimillionaire, very successful, what women would go after, right?
You live in Japan, but you grew up here in the United States, grew up in Central Florida, Orlando.
Can you tell us one thing that American women royally fuck up that Japanese girls get right?
Oh, boy.
Oh, they're just too masculine.
I don't want to fucking bang a dude.
You know, like, they're so masculine out here.
Like, you ladies got to understand...
Listen up ladies, this is how you land a rich guy.
Listen, your femininity is a superpower.
When I see a feminine woman, I look at her and I know that she's a feminine woman and she's down for me, I will do whatever for her.
As long as I know that she's feminine and she's down for me.
I'll take care of whatever problem comes your way.
I'll make sure you're 100% sorted.
But some of these chicks here act like dudes.
They act like they fucking...
I don't need a chick.
I don't need to sit around and compete with a chick that I already know that I'm better than in regards to her fucking competing with me.
Like, well, you know, how much money do you make?
Or, like, what do you do?
Like, well, why do you feel that way?
I'm like, bitch, I don't have time to fucking argue with you.
Like, I don't want to come home to someone that's going to stress me out.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
I want to come home to someone who's going to be like, how was your day?
Like, let me heal you.
Let me fucking...
Let me nurture you.
You know what I mean?
Let me nurture you.
Let me massage you.
Let me scratch your head until you fall asleep.
That's what I want.
Back scratchers are the fucking best, dude.
Oh my god.
Dude, you scratched my back?
You can finesse the hell out of me, dude.
I'm just gonna let you know, man.
You scratched my back?
Oh my god, I'm breaking the chest.
You know, there's just so much masculinity in these women.
They think, like, being combative and argumentative, like North Carolina here, is, like, attractive.
And it's just like, oh, like, you're giving me an inverse boner.
Like, my dick is going to suck.
I don't need it.
I don't think I said hell!
I don't need it.
Oh my goodness.
Inverse boner.
That's a first.
MLT's drunk.
So you would say the biggest difference that women fuck up in the United States that Japanese get right is the women in Japan are naturally feminine versus women here and act like dudes and are fairly masculine.
I'll tell you this too about Japanese girls.
They're the closest thing on this planet to dating girls with Actual princess-like behavior.
Wow.
Are you serious?
I don't think that's fair.
Shut up.
You've never been to Tokyo.
Of course you don't think it's fair.
I really don't think it's fair.
Shut up.
What's not fair about it?
Let's get to Tokyo.
Who is that nigga in the durag?
That nigga's dick.
Yo guys, come on over to Rumble because we got some shit to say about the nigga with the do-rag and then come over to Rumble right now Rumble.com show the video show the video one more time Once again, guys, one more party is going to be tomorrow, 9 p.m.
Mega Yacht, only us, celebrities, hello girls, pop out.
Here's the first video.
Top deck.
We got over 100 girls going to be there.
Michigan's going to be there.
Come through.
Don't mention the Wolverines.
$400 bills are gonna be there too.
This is clean, dude.
Rooftop as well.
That was a great highlight, Chris.
Yeah, all set aside.
We saw Christina and a fucking...
We saw a mountain.
I'm re-topsin now. - No.
I'm the captain now.
Give it a little bro.
Top deck.
There you go.
Hell of space.
Yeah, just skip all over it, Chris.
Let's party.
Let's party.
Did y'all get the outside of the boat?
There you go.
No, I don't want to show the...
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Until they didn't want to identify.
Thank you, stupid.
You want to stand back?
All right.
And that's it.
Alright, cool.
Guys, the boat is lit.
It's three stories.
Open bar.
Fuckin' get in there.
Anyway, guys, come on over to Rumble right now.
Rumble.com slash freshafit and we're gonna continue on this conversation.
Locations in the email sent already.
Yeah.
Jump on in, guys.
Jump on in.
Rumble.com slash freshafit.
Come on over right now, guys.
Alright, cool.
So, you were saying it's not fair.
Why do you think it's not fair?
Go ahead and tell us why.
Because you can't take women from two different societies and compare.
Yes, I can.
I fuck women from America and I fuck women from Japan and the women from Japan are way better.
We're raised to be both.
You're raised to be shittier.
No, we are not.
Yes, you are because look at the divorce rate.
That's not our fault.
Who's supposed to leave the house?
Why do y'all not lead us to be better than and not divorced?
Because y'all don't fucking listen.
You don't listen.
You're not even listening right now.
I don't think she believes what she's saying.
I'm listening.
I believe what I'm saying.
Well, then if you're going to listen, start with shutting up.
Okay.
And that right there is the difference between Japanese women and American women.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for playing.
Listen, you know what a Japanese girl, when you date a Japanese girl and she loves you, you know the most common thing she says?
she says if you're happy I'm happy seriously do you see how she mocked it That was true femininity, but American women think that that's just some kind of a joke or that it's a caricature.
And you're 20 and dumb.
Like, I'm 37 years old.
I've done this thing.
I know what the deal is.
That nigga say you're retorting.
Can I live?
You can live, but you're gonna be single the way you're living.
You're gonna live with a single woman.
Okay, but obviously I said that I want to be submissive.
And you said that women in Japan, like, those are the only true princesses that you've seen.
You don't act like a princess.
You've seen me for, like, what?
You act like a Dairy Queen.
You know, MLB is...
Oh my goodness.
I guess you can take the fat girl on the Derrick way, but you can't take the Derrick way.
I do enjoy ice cream.
Shut up.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Derrick way.
There's nothing wrong with Derrick way.
Besides this, this is giving you a hard time, and thank you for being a good sport.
What he's basically just saying is that...
I know you're saying it's not fair, but you've got to understand that life isn't fair.
There's guys out there that are 5'3", guys that are out there that...
Grew up poor, or they come out with a speech impediment, or whatever it may be, and they can't get girls, and girls don't give a fuck.
Like, human beings typically get the best that they can get.
And the thing is, women...
Is that men look for a certain type of woman, and unfortunately, like, American women just don't align with it a lot of the time.
And the thing is, is it's under your complete control.
It's so funny.
American, or women in general, disqualify men for things they have no control over.
Now, if you disqualify a man for being a broke-ass nigga...
Not tall enough!
Yeah, right, exactly.
Not tall enough.
But yeah, yeah, if he's bald or short or whatever, and listen, that's what you guys do.
But as soon as we say, look, man, I'm not trying to be with a big bitch.
Oh my God, body shaming, triggering, bullying, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like Myron always says, you control every morsel you put into your body.
If you're a fat ass, it's your fault.
A thousand percent.
I think what he's trying to say is that the women act more like ladies in Japan.
And here's the thing, ladies, y'all don't have to listen to what we're saying, but you got four very successful guys here, multimillionaires, a couple of them, whatever.
Right?
And we're telling y'all what guys at that caliber want.
Like, when guys make more money, they have just less tolerance for bitchy, annoying girls, man.
Just being honest.
No, like, if you're a guy like us, like, all four of us, we've done, oh, five of us, excuse me, are pretty, very successful men, right?
You know, super successful guys.
In order to achieve our level of success on a daily basis, we have to go through a series of headaches to fucking fix shit.
Every day, you want to be an entrepreneur?
Every day, some shit goes wrong.
That's right.
And the last thing you want to do is come home to some fucking entitled cunt who's just like, well, you've just been working all day today.
What about me?
Bitch, I have been fucking building an empire.
I don't need to come home to this shit.
I need you to just help me out.
And then when you help the guy out, guess what?
He's going to take care of you.
I mean, that's pretty basic.
I mean, happy household.
Have you done that?
Okay, one, I'm 21, and I can say that in the relationship, I have cooked and cleaned and sat down.
No, have you done what he just said right now?
Like be chill, like a safe space?
Have you been with an entrepreneur and that nigga has worked his ass off all day and he comes home and all he wants to hear is just peace and positivity and support.
Have you done that?
Nope.
Yes.
Then why are you single?
Because I'm 21 and I just met this man.
I just met this guy today.
But we both can understand the struggle of the entrepreneur.
You see how I just said my shit and he elaborated clearly on it?
Because we both know the shit that we go through.
And we both know we want to come home some fucking smart-mouthed cunt.
No, shut the fuck up.
Massage my feet, rub my head, cook me some food, take care of me, and I'll handle literally everything else.
Let me ask you a quick question, because you said you're 21 and you're having your fun.
Do you think you have more value now or later on in life when you're done having your fun?
I'm kind of the wrong person to ask for that.
Yeah, we know you're the right person to ask, actually.
You are the right person to ask.
Just out of curiosity, like, yeah, because you're saying I'm 21 right now and blah, blah, blah, and, you know, I'm in college.
I shouldn't be married.
Yeah, so my question is, do you think you have more value now with 21 years old or later on in life after you get your degree and your career?
I'm the type of person where I think that I have more value, like, right now.
Because, like, I've never let go of my morals.
And, like, if you know me, like, I'm not out here wild.
Are you going to let go of your morals later in life?
No, no, no.
I'm never.
So I'm asking you, if you have more value now, why wouldn't you trade in when your value is the highest to get the best guy that you can?
Because I need to gain experience so that I'm not doe-eyed when I enter another relationship.
Do you think men care about a woman that has experience though?
You don't want somebody dumb by your side.
Yeah, we do.
That's why we like Michigan.
Do you see what just happened here?
Women always go to the extreme.
Look, man, we don't want women who are dumb.
You gotta know your ABCs and 1, 2, 3s.
But by the same token, the last thing I want to do is argue with some bitch who thinks she's fucking clever or some bitch who thinks she's smarter than me.
No, man.
I just want to have a good, easy flow and simple conversation.
Look, man.
My woman literally does whatever I ask her to do.
Because she loves you.
Well, and the reason she loves me is because I provide for her.
I've retired her and my two sisters.
My woman, and with the dressing up, dude, when it's time for sex, dude, my woman dresses up like a stripper and a porn star.
And I fucking love it.
Dude, every morning...
When I say, hey, you know, make me some steak and eggs.
Yes, sir.
That's how she refers me to it.
I'll show you these text messages right now.
I'll ask her to do everything.
Yes, sir.
Right away, sir.
That's exactly what she does.
And in exchange, she lives an awesome life.
For her 46th birthday, I bought her a fucking Range Rover.
That's the power of femininity, man.
Dude, listen, ladies, your sexuality has some power, but femininity is the cheat code.
If you embrace your femininity now...
The sky's the limit.
I'm just telling you.
It's what we want because, listen, so many chicks in America, every time I come back here, I'm like, ugh, it's gross.
Because there's so many girls here that are just masculine.
Another thing is this, too.
I don't know what it is, but I'll tell you this, Myron, right?
When I'm out in Japan, I'm having sex with these girls.
Girls in Japan, they orgasm way more frequently and way more easier than girls in America.
You know why?
Because they're not fucking every five minutes.
Wait, wait, you said in Japan, oh?
They're not hoes.
Them niggas got tiny dicks.
I will say this.
We gotta put that into play.
I will say this.
They're not hung like black dudes, but any gym that you go to, right?
Unfortunately, I've seen way more naked Japanese dudes than I've seen Japanese women.
But I think that's not really true.
I'm telling you, when you go to the gym in Japan, everyone's naked.
Like, when you go to the hot springs, everybody's just butt naked.
Is that a small dick myth?
It's a myth?
It's kind of a myth.
Damn!
Have you seen some black dicks?
Not seen some, I've seen a lot.
Because it's like, that's the culture over there.
It's the culture!
It's not gay!
It's not gay, it's the culture!
Fresh, travel somewhere other than fucking Barbados.
I know what John is talking about because here's the thing, when you go to countries where like homosexuality isn't a thing, you go to Arab countries, like the dudes will walk holding hands, right?
Or you go to Japan, they do that because it's like they can't even fathom gayness.
Russia too with the fucking bathhouses.
Yeah, they can't fathom gayness.
Eastern Promises?
Yeah, same shit.
Oh yeah, yeah.
America is only accepted here.
We can say wag it.
Oh, God.
What?
Love you.
Yeah, right.
Oh, man.
This is like a fresh bro.
Leave Sneeko out of this.
No, no, I got some.
He was just asking me if I needed some.
But going back to the Japanese girls and even my homies that fuck Japanese girls too, bro.
I'm telling you because they're comfortable themselves.
They're comfortable with being feminine women.
They orgasm way quicker, dude.
I'm talking like three minutes.
Missionary.
Because American girls are using, like, dildos and doing crazy shit.
They got like a hydraulic jack pump, like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Like, let's use this for 30 seconds.
Real shit!
I've been gotten off by a man plenty of times.
But you literally said, when I said it, well, by a guy, you're like, you gave this face, like, like...
It's gonna take a while.
It was about timing.
25 minutes over here.
Yeah, she needs 25 minutes of foreplay.
She's 19!
What the fuck are you talking about foreplay?
You guys say about sex toys, but y'all have sex dolls.
Nobody here has sex dolls.
I do have a sex doll.
I do have a sex doll.
She's at home making me sandwiches right now.
There's other people that be doing that shit and it's y'all guys.
That's the fucking gross guy that you fucking...
I totally have a robotic sex doll at all.
Some of y'all do.
Here's the thing.
You can say that, but a minority of men utilize sex dolls, whereas a large amount of women utilize sex toys.
In America.
Loserous.
And the reason why is because, I'll be honest, man, a lot of girls are fairly promiscuous in the United States and use sex toys and that makes it harder for them to connect with a guy.
Also, you guys always say girls can't have high body counts, so if they use sex toys, why is it bad now?
Well, it makes it harder for them to cum.
What is your existence where you're sitting around like, I just need to fucking feel something sexual?
There's studies that sex toys don't desensitize any of that shit.
Really?
And what study was that?
Who was that funded by?
Look it up on the internet.
Well, I want you to tell me.
You're the one that said you had to study.
I saw it on the internet, so I'm telling you.
Oh, it's on the internet.
Hey, man.
You 19 years old talking about 25 minutes of foreplay, bro.
What the fuck, man?
What happened to you?
Yeah, you should just be getting up on, like, being with a dude in the first place.
I need 25 minutes of foreplay.
What the fuck is going on here?
You know, it's interesting.
These sex dolls, it's just, to me, it's just an advanced form of masturbation, man.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
It's just a glorified masturbation tool.
It is scary to know.
She's like, tell me to go on a balcony, daddy.
Okay, give me this money.
100, y'all.
That's what it takes.
That's what it takes.
Instagram, IG. She's 19, bro.
That's scary, bro.
Imagine what age they're actually starting at.
16, 15.
Who knows, bro?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Here we go.
I don't want to talk about it.
Oh!
I am willing to bet if you take the average 19-year-old girl in the United States versus the average 19-year-old dude, the average 19-year-old girl has more partners, bro.
On the podcast, on the whatever podcast, he was asking the 19-year-old girls, like, what's your body count?
What's your body count?
Girl's like 13, 19, 20.
Jesus fucking Christ.
And they're probably capping, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, girls these days rack up double-digit body counts in calendar weeks.
It's incredible.
It's fucking incredible, man.
Yeah, whereas guys are just like, man, I haven't got laid in three years.
It's par for the course.
Okay, where are we at?
Oh, Yacht Party about to be so fire.
This event in Miami 2023.
Free tank, Red Pill, everyone.
Shout out to Zena the Witch.
She's in here right now.
Someone asked me, is Zena going to be on the yacht?
I'm like, why?
I want to see her.
I'm like, bro.
Chill, nigga.
Who the fuck?
I'll be thrusting over Xena like crazy, bro.
Relax, nigga.
Damn.
Xena's got a stalker.
Too many stalkers, bro.
For the best certified pre-owned BBLs, hit me up.
If you can change something of a girl to your left, what would you improve?
That's right.
Buy one BBL, get one free.
That's funny.
I just want to say thanks to the FNF team.
I'm better off since I found your content and the fact that y'all put it out for free every week.
That's God's work.
Much love from Callie and Free Tay.
Shout out to you, Tony Flo.
Thank you, bro.
We gave you a lot more value than, you know, Apple and Peach.
I don't want to offend, but why is it so hard for women to live in reality?
Like, men have to.
Because girls...
Because they can.
Yeah, because they can.
Let me give it to y'all a little bit more.
The hotter a girl is, the more she doesn't have to be living in reality.
And also, if you were a girl, bro, and you were in that scenario too, you'd do the same shit.
Hell yeah!
I mean, dude, fuck yeah!
You shouldn't get mad at you.
You know what?
I understand what it is, and move forward to adapt to it.
That's what you should do.
If I Google out somebody's balcony, pay me 400 bucks for pictures.
Fuck!
You would sit there and listen to her talk about crystals and shit.
Like, oh yeah, crystals are so amazing.
So fascinating.
What crystals protect you from dark spirits?
McQueen, what do you do with your crystals, bro?
You smart as hell, nigga.
You know what you be doing with crystals?
I do.
Well, I am actually a spiritual nigga.
That's just one.
I know it's going to be a conversation starter.
I just know.
Every girl I talk to is going to be like, oh my god, what's this on your neck?
It's the courts.
It's Claire courts.
This girl's like, does that mean you have a criminal record?
I'm like, yes.
This was made by some slaves in China.
No.
Fresh, what kind of man are you?
Man of God.
Yes, sir.
There it is.
Ladies, could one or each of you tell a story about when you had to ghost a guy from being too good in bed, if any, that you are just dating or had a friend with benefits set up or with explain why a woman in general?
That's a gay ass question.
I got a better question.
That guy don't get pussy.
Ladies, I got a better question for y'all.
Rumble guys, you guys are about to learn right now.
You're about to take an RP. Tell us the most simp thing a man has done for you that you didn't even like.
There we go.
We'll have fun with this.
The most simp thing.
Oh, look at this.
Balcony girl already got some.
Oh, yes.
Yes, sir.
Miss, I'm Haitian.
What is the most simp thing a dude has done for you?
Dairy Queen.
I don't know.
I think I appreciate everything that somebody does.
Oh, shut up.
This motherfucker is the biggest legend bullshit.
In my past, like...
Okay, how about this?
I'll make it simple.
What is the nicest thing a guy's done for you that we didn't like?
That I did not like?
That you did not like.
Came to your house unannounced.
Gave you $10,000 for just existing.
Brought you flowers.
Licked your feet.
Said you were thin.
Okay, I'm not...
Leave fat people alone!
I didn't call you fat!
I didn't call you fat.
You're not fat.
You're former fat.
That's all good.
Okay, I'm proud.
Alright, go ahead.
I don't know when a nigga bought me crystals because I was into it.
What the fuck?
He bought heart-shaped pink quartz and stuff.
I don't know, but I wanted something else.
So who's the guy you fucked later?
It was my boyfriend, so I didn't fuck anybody else later.
So he knew you had a boyfriend and he still brought you some crystals?
No, it was my boyfriend.
He brought you the stuff?
It's the same crazy guy.
He's gone.
He bought you a crystal heart.
Why was he too controlling?
Because he wanted full access to my Instagram.
That's normal.
I'm not married, so why do you want the password to be logged into my Instagram?
That's a very good question, but here's the problem, ladies.
You must audition for the role if you want the role.
A lot of women like to say, well, I'm not giving you white privileges if I don't have the ring.
Look, check this out, man.
Broadway shows aren't just going to...
They're not just going to hire actors and say, well, listen, if you're not going to pay me for the role, I'm not going to do it.
No.
You must audition because at the end of the day, there are a shit ton more of you than there are guys like us.
So it is on you to qualify to him and not the other way around.
I can't like him that much, too.
No, that's what I was.
Let me ask you this, though.
If you was walking on the street with that nigga, right?
Just go hard.
I know where he's going.
And someone slapped your ass.
You would want that nigga to whoop his ass, wouldn't you?
Yeah, I want him.
But you're not his wife.
So why the fuck should he do that?
I'm not giving you husband benefits if I'm not the husband.
Because that's my man if you want to have claim to me.
Well, you're his girl.
Well, there you go.
If he wants to have claim to you, just shut down that IG, boo.
Well, it wasn't a matter of shutting it down.
He just wanted to have the password.
What were you hiding?
I wasn't hiding everything, but he wouldn't do the same for me.
I couldn't have his password.
Well, he's a man and you're a woman, sweetheart.
There's a big difference.
He didn't have enough value.
If he had more value, then she would have done it.
That's what it is.
Yep.
Yeah, it is what it is.
And by the way, by the way, gentlemen, as far as like a girl's Instagram is concerned, you can't ask a woman to be your girlfriend.
Then she say yes to me.
Oh, by the way, shut down your Instagram.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You have to make it clear to your woman, to a woman you're dating from the start.
Hey, look, check this out.
I'm not your father.
I can't tell you what to do, but I don't date chicks.
I don't commit to chicks who have IG. Yeah.
That's something you should say beforehand.
Yep, that's exactly right.
He gave you the commitment like a simp first.
That's the problem.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
And I guarantee you, he asked you to be in a relationship before you asked him.
Yeah.
Wow, there you go.
There it is.
Alright, that's why.
Alright, what about you?
What's the most simp thing a guy's ever done for you?
Marry her.
Over.
That nigga punching the air right now.
Oh my god.
Does he pay alimony or child support?
Okay, does he pay alimony?
No.
Oh, okay.
He didn't do too bad then.
We did a prenup.
Oh, shit!
Was he a rich nigga?
No.
Who initiated the prenup?
We both did.
He did.
He did, she agreed.
Too much compliments.
I don't like that.
Give us an actual example of a story of when a guy simped.
Too hard.
Just going on a date and, like, just every five seconds he wants to tell me, like, how beautiful he is.
I'm like, I don't care.
You got low self-esteem?
No, gross me!
Dude, a bitch doesn't want to...
Dude, listen, man, check this out.
And that's real, because women say all the time, oh, I want positive affirmations, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But if you're a dude who's...
Have I told you how beautiful you are today?
Yes.
Fucking 45 seconds ago.
I think it depends on how a guy says it.
Like, I think Tate talked about it.
Like, you know, Tate could show up on the first date with flowers and do it like a jeep.
Well, that's because he's Tate.
But I'm saying, you know, just contingent upon the man.
Sure.
Okay.
Yeah, she didn't like him that much.
Yeah, but see, Andrew, but see, a guy like Tate's not going to show up with flowers on a date.
You want to know how you tell a woman she looks good?
You don't tell her.
You smack her on the ass.
Trust me, she'll get the message.
No.
It's Rumble exclusive.
It's context because in America, member is different.
So for example, banter does well versus like action.
So for example, she wants back and forth banter.
Oh, you know what?
You're kind of cool, but eh, you can work on some things.
It's kind of like, you want to make it sort of like, she is a compliment, but like backhanded, if anything.
I don't want it to be too easy.
Like, give me a little bit of a challenge.
Holy shit, I'll be goddamn there.
You're one of those girls that likes to do like witty banter with a guy, right?
- Yeah, absolutely.
- That's annoying.
- Well, man, it's unattractive.
- Yeah, we do.
- Because he's smart.
- Yeah, bro.
Okay, all right, what about you?
What is the most simple thing you guys ever done for you?
Beat Dominican.
No, I told this guy I don't like Dominicans.
And then he was like, I'm a little bit Italian, too.
So I was just like, no.
Because he was Dominican.
Yes.
I'm talking like, bro, you never had to do like pay you a thousand dollars just to fucking go on a date or something.
Or stand on a balcony or something?
Or like you sold him a jar of fart or something.
Like, I don't know.
Bath water or something?
No.
I think it was about you Uggs the other day.
Oh!
Look at this shit!
Look at this shit!
What?
Unbelievable!
Did somebody buy you Uggs?
You gotta tell us that story.
Who bought you Uggs?
You may have sex with this guy.
Wait, hell no.
Hell no.
You tell the story or Hady's gonna tell it for you.
American dudes are faggots.
Who's buying you Uggs?
Was it boyfriend or no?
Hell no.
Let the friend expose her.
Tell the story.
Tell the story.
She's capping.
She has a simp.
Oh.
No, okay.
No, no, no.
You got it.
You got it.
Air her out.
Air her out.
She can't help you when we made the dance.
She can't help you when we made the pet jokes.
Oh, true, true.
Yeah, she can't help you.
Yeah, she can't help you back then.
Did not clap the cheese.
So, yo, now it's time.
She can't help you back then.
Go ahead.
Wait, wait, wait.
First off, first off, first off.
Is he white?
Tell the story.
So she got a sim.
I mean, like...
Don't backpedal now!
Don't backpedal now!
She watching me spend beans in the mall acting like she broke.
We pull up to the Uggs store.
Nigga sent her money in one minute.
She paid for the Uggs.
And the nigga has a girlfriend.
Is he old?
No.
Wait!
Hold on a sec.
Isn't that what you did to your mom?
He had a girlfriend.
I'm not gonna lie.
He had a girlfriend.
and they broke up.
Right.
But you're not saying that.
Nah.
Nah.
No, but my dad was in divorce.
A chip off the old.
Oh, my goodness.
You messed up.
No, she's not.
No, she's not.
You're just as bad.
I'm a dad's child.
I'm a dad's child.
This is bad.
I apologize to your dad.
Wait, hold on.
Were the hugs fired though?
Yeah.
How much were they?
Like 125, not that much.
Wait, wait, wait.
Have you and him fucked?
Hell no.
I was like 16.
Oh, this is a guy who...
Wait, you've never fucked this guy.
No, she did.
She did.
She was a kid.
I ran so far away.
I ran so far away.
Still allegedly.
It was back in the day.
Is he your age?
Yeah, a year older.
So he was 17.
He's not that deep.
He's living.
What about you?
Time a guy simped on you, besides your current boyfriend.
You believe Palestine was a country?
I didn't like, right?
Yes.
I was, like, kind of thinking of what Snow was saying.
Like, when someone, like, keeps asking you, like, are you okay?
Are you okay?
Or, like, every two seconds.
It's just, like, can I have a real conversation with you?
Like, that.
Sure.
Like, chill.
You know?
Yeah.
Okay.
Jubilee.
Jubilee.
He was chronically like buying mine.
He had his own place.
I didn't at the time, but he was always getting hotel rooms like, oh, weren't you living at the X Academy though?
I know, right?
Yes!
Sorry, go ahead, Anthony.
I have to do it.
I respect it.
Okay.
He had his own place, now what?
He had his own place, but he was constantly trying to buy hotels and make this whole scenario around sex, but it wasn't anything spectacular.
You're just going to a hotel.
I can buy a hotel on myself.
He seemed like he was trying to do more, but he wasn't.
Did y'all fuck though?
Nah, on that night.
Oh, shit.
We actually broke up.
Did you fuck in general?
Oh, yeah, we fucked in general.
We were together.
He got him, bro.
He got him.
Iceman, we out here, buddy.
You know what's funny?
That guy, right?
You know why he did hotels?
Uh-oh.
100%.
You know why, right?
I'm pretty sure it's because he had somebody at home.
100%.
I'm not.
100%.
So you are back up.
Oh, you know what?
You're special, babe.
Let's go to this hotel.
I'm making more special for you.
But in reality, he was just trying to do it on his side.
100%.
In reality, yeah.
Back then, I didn't really...
I wasn't putting two and two together.
So...
She's keeping it real.
Sniffies.
Niggas on that cheeky shit.
What you doing?
Chewing at the holiday, yeah.
So you guys can make fun of us.
We're all going to tell you guys what the biggest simp thing we ever did.
And I can promise you I'm going to win.
By the way, this is a guest-only show tonight, so you guys will do it only.
We won't.
What about you?
I know you got some stories.
Well, like, things that I don't like.
Give you $400 on a balcony?
No!
All right.
Take my picture of this Nokia phone.
She's taking that photo down, bro.
She's like, never again.
Fuck this shit.
I ain't showing my social media.
Fuck that shit.
Anyways, expensive paragraphing.
Writing paragraphs that you have to scroll.
Niggas write you novels?
Okay.
I don't like it.
I know you got more sim stories.
Go ahead.
What's the biggest thing for you?
I usually like them, though.
I think that's like the one thing I don't like.
Oh, you fuck all your sugar daddies?
It's not a sugar daddy, no!
It's like internet, like feed pictures.
Okay, so that's zippin'.
But I like that.
I like getting money for my feed.
Yes, of course you do.
I thought the question was to stuff that you don't like.
Do you know what a zip is?
A simp is a man who gives an undeserving woman access to his time, his energy, his attention, and his resources.
I know what a simp is.
I thought the question was things that you don't like.
If a nigga buys feed pictures from you, you like that.
He's a simp.
Okay, I never said he wasn't.
I'm saying I thought the question was things that you don't like.
No, no, no.
A simp is a dude you don't like because you're not fucking him.
So you're asking about simps in general.
Yes.
That's not...
Okay.
Damn, she got category spilling out, huh?
Anyways.
Yeah, she got simps she likes and simps she don't like.
That's how many simps are out there.
She categorizes them.
What kind of simp?
What's the most simp thing a dude's ever done?
That you didn't fuck.
Yes.
Narrow it down to those few guys.
It's gotta be the $400 on the balcony, fam.
I don't know.
Bobby, like $250 hair extensions.
Damn.
Is that a lot?
I don't think that's a lot.
Did he just message you like, hey, here's hair extensions?
Oh, he'd also bring me food.
Oh, I hope he doesn't watch this.
He would bring me food.
Even if I wasn't going to hang out with him, he'd drop the food off and then he'd go back to his house.
What the fuck?
Where were you at where he brought you?
You weren't working, nigga.
I know that.
He would drive like 30 minutes to go drop it off and then I didn't even stay with him and eat it.
Niggas Uber Eats?
Damn!
Damn!
So y'all never fucked?
Damn.
I love how she just took advantage of the guy.
He was friendzone.
He was friendzone.
That's what it's called, taking advantage of the guy.
I told him that it was never gonna happen.
She has free Uber Eats for the rest of her life.
She told him it was never gonna happen.
That's crazy.
As she should.
As she should.
I don't have to lie to get what I do.
Exactly.
If someone bought you food, would you be like, no, I'm not going to eat that food.
Yes, this is, yeah, exactly.
This is funny.
Girls are like, I told them it was never going to happen.
You might have told them that, but there were things that you did that made him think that you were probably like, no, come on.
Why else would he drive 30 minutes to give you food?
You gave him some kind of breadcrumbs of pussy out there.
He came out a little bit.
Dude, dudes are not driving a half an hour to feed a woman.
They're never gonna fuck.
That ain't happening.
You are not sending him text messages with periods at the end.
She sent him feed pics.
That might have been it.
Are you sure?
I swear, not him.
And y'all never smashed.
Guys, this is why women deserve less, but coming out very soon.
*laughter* You just need to stop fucking sipping, bro, because real talk, they get on a podcast with 20,000 people watching the road street ass for being Uber Eats for free, you dumb people.
*laughter* Bro, these girls are putting your fucking text messages in the group chat and laughing at you, bro.
Look at the guilt on this one as soon as I said that shit, bro.
She said, this nigga bought me Uggs.
Look at what this nigga did.
This nigga bought me Uggs.
I respect that.
What about you, Mo?
Something a dude's done for you.
Thank you.
I told this guy it was my sister's birthday, so he sent us a bunch of clothes from his store.
This dress.
Shut up.
What store?
Wow!
What store does he...
I'm not sure.
I'd have to check my phone, but...
Damn, she don't even know the store.
She didn't care.
Why would she know the store?
Why would she care?
This is hilarious, bro.
I love it.
This is great.
It's reality.
We got some more chats here?
Yep.
One, two, three.
I wonder if a dude that's 19 that's a high school dropout can get any of this shit for free.
Hell no.
Maybe like, I don't know.
He ain't getting none.
I was just trying to make it funny.
You got two girls, right?
No offense, not trying to make funny, y'all.
Unemployed, 19 years old, finessing the fuck out of dudes, bro.
And doing it easy.
You want to get none of that shit if you're a 19-year-old guy.
Nothing.
Have a great party.
Can't make it to the party.
Too much work.
We weigh up on money, though.
Thank y'all for everything.
thinking that's from one, two, three.
All right.
Turn it to the ladies now.
Yeah.
All right.
OK.
Oh, actually, Rumble Chants real quick.
FJackson44 says, to ladies on the panel, if you all had a child one day and it was a boy, would you let him date a woman like you?
Don't care.
Yes.
Really?
Because that's like...
I guess you don't gotta pay for dresses.
I would want my son to provide for his woman and make sure she's secure and she has everything she wants.
It's not about what you want, it's about what your son needs.
Would you let your son date a girl like you?
Yeah, I would want my son to provide for a woman.
No, no, no.
She's being honest.
This is why, gentlemen, this is why you do not take relationship advice from your mothers.
Fair enough.
That's exactly right.
Don't do it.
Would you let your son date a girl like you?
Thank you for the honesty.
What about you?
33 years old, bisexual, looks like Jaley Jubilee.
Yeah.
What the fuck are you talking about?
She is Jubilee, man.
Would you let your son date a girl like you?
Doesn't post her boyfriend, takes gansily clad photos for the internet, doesn't know Palestine isn't a country, and takes pixelated photos of him.
Yes.
Would you let your son date a girl like you?
Yeah, I would.
You would?
Would you let your son date a girl like you?
No.
What about...
Would you let your son date a girl like you?
Bullring, argumentative, doesn't answer questions, witty, not really.
Insufferable.
Yes.
33 years old, divorced.
You know what?
I believe her because she would laugh at her son from afar.
You fucking dummy!
You idiot!
You idiot, dummy!
I really put it in this, but you're idiot.
You see you five years in my house.
Your father, it would be for a reason, you dumb nigga.
I'll teach you your dirty socks on the floor.
Would you allow your son to date a girl like you?
Hell yeah.
Because she's Haitian!
Yes, sir!
18-04, baby!
Yes, sir!
Okay.
These nickers, man.
All right.
What's the most simpish thing you've ever done for a woman?
So many.
So many.
Oh, man.
It's been a while.
Well, I mean, she was down to fuck after I did this, but I baked her a cookie in the shape of the first letter of her name.
Oh, God.
But after I did that, she was down to fuck.
Oh, well, you won.
I don't know.
I guess, I mean, it was kind of gay, but I mean, whatever.
It still worked, though.
I would say Sipish as in, like, you didn't get the cheeks.
Yeah.
Or you did way too much to get the cheeks.
Making a cookie isn't like the worst, I guess.
No.
I mean, baking is pretty gay.
It is gay.
It is.
But I'm really good at baking.
Can any of the ladies on the panel bake?
No.
Y'all are all useless.
Oh, okay.
What, two or three?
Okay.
All right.
What about you, Donovan?
I know you want to tell your sim story.
Man, I've told you guys this before.
So there's this girl I worked with, and she was a hot Puerto Rican girl, man.
And she didn't come to work one day, and she called me up, and she didn't come to work, and she calls me up, and I was like, why aren't you at work?
Oh, my sister just kicked me out.
So you know what I did for this woman?
I don't know.
The same day, I rented her a three-bedroom, two-bathroom house, lease in my name, cable in my name, electricity in my name.
Not only did I not get the cheeks, she was fucking her ex-con baby daddy in the house I rented for her.
What the fuck?
Yep.
You got the hawk.
And yo, I never came close.
Oh, check this out.
This is funny.
This is funny.
so here's how I found out about two weeks after I moved her into the house, I went to jail for a week.
Right.
Soon as I get, as soon as I get out of jail, it was on some bullshit, but it is what it is.
Soon as I get back to the house, she's like, all right, I want you to come upstairs.
And I was like, Oh shit, I'm about to get late.
I fucking get in this bitch's bed and it smells like fucking Hugo boss.
The bitch didn't even wash the goddamn sheets, man.
I was like, you gotta be shitting me.
Did you get that pussy though?
No, did not, did not, did not clap the cheeks.
Oh shit.
Nope.
No, I did not.
McQueen.
Yeah, it is what it is.
That's crazy though, Donovan.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, we all got to learn somehow.
McQueen, what about you?
Start a YouTube channel.
McQueen's like, I don't simp.
No, I for sure have simps.
Oh, yeah.
We all.
For all have simped and come short of the glory of the Red Bull.
I think the biggest thing that I've done is for sure some simp behavior.
I changed a very undeserving woman's life completely.
Oh.
Like, completely.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, making $15,000 a month, $80,000 on YouTube, $100,000 on Instagram.
Just completely turned her life around from, like, living in a garage in Watts.
No pussy?
You had no pussy?
You had no pussy?
You didn't fuck her?
Huh?
You didn't fuck her?
No, I mean, she was my girl, but it's just like...
No, no, no.
That's too much to clap the Chiefs.
I think it counts because it was just very obvious.
She was giving me a lot of signs that she didn't deserve.
And I still kept going.
I'm just taking accountability for it.
You know what I'm saying?
I feel like you're just being a good man.
No, no, no.
At the same time, I could have saw the red flags and been like, this girl doesn't deserve this.
Check this out.
You can get the Chiefs and still be a Simp, but only if you overinvest.
Like, yo, when you change a bitch's life, if you move her out of a fucking garage and watch, yeah, that's paying too much for the pussy.
She wasn't appreciative of it.
Even if I clapped old girl's cheeks in the rented house, it still would have been too much.
And shout out to Mr.
McQueen for taking accountability.
Ka-chow!
Like, some people on the panel, yeah.
Taking accountability like a G. That was not shit.
Alright, and then F. Jackson here goes, so ladies on the panel, if you all had a...
We did it.
That was already.
Yo, my boy, Presto Black, he leaned back in the chair and disappeared.
That's actually funny.
This thing is Black.
And we might.
Letty, sex is the main reason we go after you.
If you don't provide it, then we don't want you.
But if you only offer sex, we also don't want you, especially for a long-term relationship.
So what do you bring to the table?
I am the table.
You whores better be grateful.
Jesus died for your sins a long time ago, because we want to show you all into hell in the name of God.
What is that nigga?
No!
Deadass Yellowjacket is not my type at all, but she actually got more attractive after saying that what she said.
That shit really in our DNA. Real shit!
Real shit!
I'm trying to tell you, man.
I'm trying to tell you.
If her sandwich just tastes like butt, I won't wipe her up.
What the fuck?
Oh my god.
South West, pick up the stones, and beam, beam, ba, ba-da-da.
Florida man.
What the fuck was that?
Nigga said, Abdul, get the stones.
Hello, my phone!
Choicey Living Life says, yo, shout to the ladies for being good sports, because y'all are roasting the shit out of them tonight.
Laugh my ass off goddamn.
They're being good sports, man.
I really have.
The Dark Saint says, MLD's having the whole panel audience roll over the floor laughing.
Drez says, shout out to the two of the best in RP Space, MLD and DS. Donovan Sharp.
DS, your dating show breakdowns are top tier.
MLD, great webinar this morning.
See you on the Masculine Empowerment Network.
Patreon.com slash Donovan Sharp.
Cam2Time says, if a three or four looks at me as a wallet, and if I see her on IG, she has the only fans that are revealing photos, I look at her as a sex object.
Alright?
Dreamer says, do any of the ladies think they qualify as a housewife?
Let's get ready to rumble.
Ladies, pick one girl at the table that you would want as a daughter-in-law and one that you would tell your son to stay away from.
Alright, this is actually hilarious.
We'll start right here.
One girl at the table that you want to be your daughter-in-law and one girl that you would want your son to stay away from.
Shoot.
I think that she could be a good daughter-in-law.
Really?
She ain't gonna post your nigga.
Social media ain't everything.
She's gonna post your son.
Alright, cool.
And then why not?
And since you don't want to get rid of your Instagram, clearly you would probably want to see your son on Instagram, right?
It's not about that.
It's about the love.
Of course it is.
Alright, then who would you not want your son to be with?
Give it a thousand.
Sorry, Larissa.
Damn!
And it's funny.
Yo, check this out.
I've never known that, but they know each other, so they know what's up.
They know each other, so she's like, sorry, girl.
Sorry, girl.
Now she's going to throw her in.
I respect that.
Alright, what about you?
She's like, damn, I know I'm for the streets.
Alright, what about you?
Alright, what about you?
Oh my god.
Daughter-in-law.
One of these two.
Wait, hold on.
Michigan.
Michigan?
No.
Pointing this way.
Oh, Jubilee and Palestine.
Yeah.
Okay.
And probably not Michigan.
Sorry.
Michigan is the best choice.
I was going to say, Michigan is absolutely the best choice.
Why not Michigan?
Tell us why.
Because she triggers her.
No, because she's dumb.
I want to hear her thing.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Why not Michigan?
Give it to us raw.
Tell us there, Bebop.
You can say what's on your mind.
Yeah, don't worry.
I really don't have anything on my mind.
You wouldn't have said that if you didn't have anything.
Facts!
I won't say that from her.
You're young and she's old.
She don't like that.
Tell us the real reason.
Come on.
I mean, I really don't have one.
You're too agreeable to men.
There it is!
That's what we want to know.
Get in your wheelchair and wheel on out of here.
You do realize that, like, men find agreeable women more attractive, though.
What would be better for your son?
I don't just like men.
Oh, here we go.
We're talking about your kids.
This is about your son, dude.
What are we doing?
What is that snow short for fucking snowflake?
You're so fucking special.
We're not talking about you.
This is about your son, dude.
Say your question again.
Jesus Christ!
Stupid!
One girl on the panel that's your daughter-in-law and one girl that's going to...
You don't want to be your daughter-in-law.
And why?
So you pick those two as your daughter-in-law.
Yeah, but I already told you why I wouldn't pick her.
Yeah, because she's too agreeable.
She's too good of a mate.
But an agreeable partner is actually better for a man.
But you wouldn't know this, though.
Which is why women should never give dating advice.
Fantastic.
What about you, Miss Dominican?
I'd say...
Her as a daughter-in-law.
Jubilee?
Or Palestine?
Yeah.
Yeah, which one?
Palestine.
But she ain't posting her son, though.
This is unbelievable.
This is so funny.
All right.
Okay.
And then who shouldn't?
Yeah, I was gonna think.
Alright, now why not her?
I feel like there would be like a lot of arguments.
Yo, that's great.
This is great.
You forgot to mention all her ex are gone, too.
Oh!
I don't want kids in my midnight soups there.
It's true.
She's 33, nigga.
You need an FTA card non-fucking set, bro.
I'm calling it myself.
Yeah, McQueen, what are you thinking, bro?
I'm just like, damn, he's right.
McQueen with the one-liner.
Hey, here, here.
What about you?
Girl, you would pick to be your daughter on the lawn.
Girl, you would not pick to be your daughter on the lawn.
Why?
I think you would be my daughter-in-law.
Why her?
I think you would be in trouble.
If your son says, yo, your Instagram gotta go, she's gonna be like, no, nigga.
He can deal with that.
Okay.
You don't want to take it down either, so I guess it makes sense.
Who not and why?
I think you would outsmart my son way too much.
Just keep it real.
She's too old.
Alright, cool.
Alright, what about you, Jubilee?
Sorry, daughter-in-law and not daughter-in-law.
Daughter-in-law, I'd go with this one.
Even though she's not posting my son, at least she's posting some pixelated shit of him.
He could deal with it himself.
And someone I wouldn't.
Snow.
Snow.
Snow, snow, snow.
Damn, alright.
What about you, 400?
400!
Who's the daughter-in-law and who's not the daughter-in-law?
She would be my daughter-in-law.
There you go.
Finally!
The correct answer.
I think all these women at the table are good women.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to vomit.
Hold on.
Who would you want your son to stay away from?
None of them.
I didn't answer to that.
She wouldn't want her son to be around her.
That's what it is.
She saved my face, man.
What about you?
I would have to go Not me?
That was definitely you.
It sounded like you.
I'm a nice guy.
What are you talking about?
I know that was you.
That was not me.
How much you want to bet?
100 bucks.
400 bucks.
400 bucks.
You ready?
No.
Nigga, you said it was me.
Come on.
She's unemployed fresh.
Exactly.
She said she is.
She's got to go on.
She's got to go on.
Two days for all niggas.
There's one in Miami at this point.
Yo, W, W. Yo, it was me.
It was me all along, Austin.
It was me that said it.
All right, what about you?
I would have to say daughter-in-law and then...
You look at Snow.
Honestly, I wouldn't want them to stay away from my son.
Okay, so either her or her?
No, her or her.
Oh, why?
Lesbian seagull.
Yeah, like, it doubles the odds that I'm cheating.
I don't want my son to go.
And it's against, like, what I go about.
So, you know, as harsh as it is, like, I wouldn't want my son to be gay or bi.
Are you trying to say that Abdul needs to get the stones for these two?
Yes.
Not that deep, but my son's just not going to be near them.
John, what's the correct answer?
Who is the best daughter-in-law and who is the one that you would want your kid to stay away from at the table?
Daughter-in-law, stay away.
That's it.
That's the answer.
I want to hear the ladies' opinions on the dudes at the table.
Can I ask a question?
So you guys are high-value men and props to you for all that, but can I ask these two why you guys are single?
Which ones?
I mean, you're wifed up.
I'm not wifed up.
I have a girlfriend.
My bad.
So you have a girlfriend.
So why are all the other guys single?
Just out of curiosity.
You want to go first, brother?
Whatever you want to do, bro.
I'll do it.
Me, I'm single because I choose to be just because, to be honest, being in a relationship as a man is just...
How old are you, by the way?
I'm 29.
A dude who's 29 and single is single because he wants to be.
A girl who's 29 and single is single because she has to be.
Yeah, I mean, and also, I just feel like in this generation, it's very, like, move to Japan.
It's just like not, it's not a good idea to get in a relationship with the women of today.
It's just not.
In Los Angeles.
I mean, I would just say in the Western world in general.
No, you're right.
You know what I'm saying?
But yeah, definitely in LA for sure.
You know, definitely not Miami.
No.
You know?
No, no, no.
Sorry, girls.
You can fuck bitches all day long out here, but...
You know what I'm saying?
But you can get in a relationship.
I don't know.
I just feel like if you're a very focused, hungry, determined man like myself, it's just the worst idea to get in a relationship with a woman.
You know what I'm saying?
Why are you single, John?
You're so high value.
What the fuck are you single for?
I was in a relationship.
I was in a four-year-long relationship until late 2021.
Oh, Miss MLD. Yeah.
And then I had to rebound.
And then I was with her for a while.
But she recently was acting a fool, so I dumped her.
And I gave her a list of things she wants to get back to me.
And this happened before I came to Miami.
So she's checking off Bliss now, huh?
She's watching live right now.
She's watching live right now.
And she knows the deal, too.
I told her straight up from day one, like, look, I just met you.
I just got a relationship.
And I like you.
You're cool and all, but I'm still gonna fuck other girls.
You know, some rude nigga shit.
You know what Devin told me when she dropped me off at the airport?
What?
She says, if you cheat on me, don't let me find out.
Miss Angry Brazilian, you're up.
Do you guys want to answer?
You can answer.
If you want to, you can answer.
We'll take one or two more questions.
What'd you got, Brazil?
For the men.
13 inches.
Our comment statement.
I'm just kidding.
It's 11.
You know what?
Let's do everything all in one.
Ladies on the panel, last thoughts, comments, questions, statements, and we'll start.
You already did your part.
I already did, man.
For you?
Speak of the penis.
What sugar daddy get skipped?
No, no, no.
Because we have to come back to her later.
Oh, okay.
I'm sick of her special privilege.
I mean, you guys are honest.
I will say that.
I appreciate everybody's feedback, though, like, for real on some real shit.
Was it factual?
I think it's pretty factual coming from a man's perspective.
I think it's refreshing when both women and men, even though there was light men roasting, I think it's good and healthy for everybody to kind of get on each other and break the ice and actually talk about relationships.
Do you think women need to get roasted more?
Do they act better if they got roasted more?
I feel like...
I don't know.
I mean, some people like roasting at the table and they're still kind of single.
So, I mean, I'm not...
I'm just saying...
Are you trying to roast me?
Is she talking about me?
No, she's talking about Snow over here.
Oh, Snow.
You guys are going to fuck after.
But...
You want to know why men like us are honest?
It's because we can be.
We can be, yeah.
Right, exactly.
The less options, money, clout, etc.
a man has, the more he has to be deceptive.
The reason I can be honest is because I know I got options.
And listen, I love my girl to death.
I really do.
But if we break up, I'm going to be alright.
Because like I told you guys earlier, there are a lot more of her than there are of me.
And she understands it.
I'm going to be alright.
Alright.
Flavor pizza.
Chris is the worst out of the guy ever.
Oh my god.
The nigga, I'm gonna be alright.
He didn't even do it in the right cadence.
It's like, I'm gonna be alright.
That's how it goes.
This nigga, I'm gonna be alright.
This nigga in the back slurring.
This nigga.
The opponent's like, yeah.
Okay.
I know.
Honestly, I just appreciate all of it.
I think it was a learning experience for me, and I'm glad we were able to have a conversation and not argue or anything.
You know what I like you?
You're humble.
You're taken in to the chin.
She's a good sport.
Tell us what you learned today.
That's what I'd like to know.
Sorry.
Other than the fact that Palestine is not a country.
What did you learn?
She hates the Jews though!
She like that to the Jews!
Oh no!
She like that to the Jews!
We're gonna rumble now, we can say what we want.
We love Kanye West.
Nigga, she hates the Jews!
Palestine, that's why.
Why did she say Israel, nigga?
She said Palestine.
Oh no.
She was like, fuck them niggas.
Oh wow, dude.
That's an education.
Yeah.
So what did you learn?
I really like learning about the whole Instagram thing.
I'm definitely going to think about that more.
See?
Like on some real shit?
That's exactly...
This is why the show helps men and women.
She's like, hey man, I understand my Instagram shows that I belong to the streets.
Put on all your fucking hats, bro.
Just so you know, we'll be watching.
Oh, yes.
Yes, we will.
The only thing she learned is she's gonna kill a Jew after this one.
She's going back to the homeland to fight.
Watch out Ben Shapiro.
She's throwing stones at the fucking Jews.
Get the fuck off my land!
Palestine's gonna be a country!
I stand out fresh and fit!
It's gonna become one!
With a slingshot!
You know, hurt and Ahmed.
Hello Ahmed!
You're crazy!
So what did you learn?
What did I learn?
I know I learned that Uggs are $125.
Yeah.
I feel like I exaggerated that, but...
Haiti betrayed me.
I mean, yeah, that's true.
I never told her anything.
Why are you gonna say that when I was there in person when it happened?
What?
Did you two wave back up?
She told that ugly truth about the bugs.
Who was the big in the duray?
That's my nigga Sergio.
Hey y'all.
Hold it.
That's her.
That's why you're single.
Oh, sorry.
Hey y'all!
Last thoughts, comments, question.
Me?
Oh, no, no, no.
Dominican.
That's me.
I feel like I learned a lot.
What'd you learn?
How to treat men.
Is that men or women?
No, I'm just kidding.
But what?
She said men are always right.
She couldn't keep her laughter down there.
You better say that.
If she sits next to me, she knows she's gonna catch it.
Wait, so hold on.
You don't like Dominican men, right?
No.
What about white guys and black guys?
Once you go black, you never go back.
Oh, she's a bitch.
BBC gang, we up.
BBC gang, we up.
Fresh by taking the club after this.
I mean, we are going to clubs, so hey, shit.
Are we?
Let's go.
I wonder if I'm trying to end this shit.
All right.
You want to go on?
I'm going to take them out.
Don't use them as an excuse, nigga.
I'm going to bed.
I'm going out.
What about you?
What about you?
Last thoughts, comments, questions, how much you hate us, whatever you thought.
Be honest.
No hate.
But you know I'm gonna leave the same way I came in.
No you're not.
She came in real shit.
She 33, nigga.
She's four.
But I guarantee you she learned something today.
She learned shit listening.
She came here kind of grouchy, but look at that smile she got on her face now.
Come on now.
I feel like she's warmed up to it a little bit.
Hey John, get a room, man.
Yeah, get a room, bro.
Sorry, dude.
No, nothing else besides that?
You just ain't changing?
No, what did you learn?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Fantastic.
Dairy Queen, throw it down, baby.
Let's do it.
What did you learn?
What did you learn tonight?
We about to have beef, but anywho.
I know you're hungry.
Hey, there's no black girls in Japan.
But there are some, probably.
There are.
There are.
They're half Japanese, half Nigerian, most likely.
Oh wow.
Oh, bro.
No, no, no, no.
Nigerian guys go out there and guess them.
All right.
But no cheniquas, though.
My niggas, man.
Hell no, no ratchets.
My niggas. Literally.
My niggas. Literally.
My niggas. Konnichiwa, my niggas. Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa. Konnichiwa.
Go ahead.
I need to take accountability better.
I don't even sound like that.
Y'all stereotyping black women.
Yeah!
Here we go!
Stereotyping black women.
I love it.
Do I sound like that?
Let's be honest.
Well, look, man.
Stereotypes exist for a reason, so let's just cool it.
No, I do not.
McQueen!
Hey, y'all!
Are you a queen?
You consider yourself a queen?
So you learned that you need to take accountability.
That's great.
Yes.
Okay, very good.
All right.
Anything else?
All right.
I don't know.
I was chilling.
Y'all was coming hard.
Not to snitch on our friends.
We're coming hard.
We won't come hard on you guys.
Don't sift on your friends.
Okay, I learned not to snitch on my friends.
No, no, no.
We're glad you snitched on your friends.
That was entertaining.
Oh, nobody sifted on me before.
No, they sifted on you buying you some Uggs.
Bro, we're in Miami though.
Why are you wearing Uggs?
When I went to PA. John, Donovan, McQueen, where can I find y'all?
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It's a free book and I'm going to continuously update it so it is relative to current times.
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How to maximize your frame so you don't end up with a girl like Snow.
Come on through.
Donovan?
Yeah, find me on YouTube, DonovanSharp, Patreon.com slash DonovanSharp.
I'm also on Locals.
On Locals, I'm told.
I guess Dev set that up and everything.
Nice.
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Slut is crazy.
That's what I... This is funny.
What women don't realize is that they're willing to be trained by their employee, by the person who employs them.
They're willing to show up on time for the job.
They're willing to adhere to a dress code for a job.
But when a man demands it, Now that's crazy.
That's why she's gonna belong to the stream.
No, I just said calling her a slut is crazy.
It's called humor.
It was a joke.
No, I know.
It wasn't that.
It's three o'clock in the morning.
I'm wearing a suit and sunglasses.
- That was a joke too.
Say something as crazy as a joke.
John, you just scared the shit out of me.
Because when you said it was 3 o'clock in the morning, I got it.
Hold on, hold on.
So, McQueen is almost at a million subs on YouTube.
Let's get him, guys.
Do me a favor, man.
On this channel, he has the funniest pickup line videos I've seen on YouTube.
Go support him, man.
And McQueen, where can I find you, brother?
On YouTube, tapping Megan McQueen, because like I said, if you're just tapping McQueen, it's just me, but you're like Lightning McQueen call.
So just tapping Megan McQueen.
It's the nigga with like, you know what I'm saying?
A black nigga with a fucking, almost a million subscribers.
So just click on that nigga, and you'll see all my funny videos.
And then on Instagram, the Megan McQueen.
When is the next comedy show?
There it is.
There it is.
Oh, yeah.
20K away, man.
Almost there, guys.
Let's get up to a million, guys.
Hey, and by the way, I'm only 850,000 subscribers already from 1 million, so get your boy up, man.
Subscribe to my channel.
Yeah.
And then, guys, do us a favor.
We're on Rumble right now.
Go ahead and subscribe to the goddamn Rumble channel.
Get us 100,000 on Rumble.
We're 10K away.
Yeah, we're 10K away.
By the way, guys, all the ladies' Instagrams are below, so go ahead and feel free to send them a dick pic.
I showed them a little bit.
And we'll catch you guys.
Oh no, I know she's going to like it for sure.
She'll rate it for a dollar.
We'll catch you guys on the next one.
Peace.
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