Caller Says We Make Men Depressed w/ "Success Porn?!"
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These serial killers bro, they do a bunch of weird shit.
Ted Bundy was weird, too.
So was John Wayne Gacy.
Ejaculation?
Bro, that's the next level.
Swear that shit, bro.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Yo, that's somebody's son.
I think the weirdest one was this dude named John Wayne Gacy.
He dressed up as a clown during the day, but then he would kill people at his house.
Dudes that work for him.
Boys.
Like teenage kids.
The movie It.
There you go.
Yeah, I hate clowns, bro.
Chris, that was you?
Yeah, that was me.
That was too good, bro.
That was too good, bro.
Well, he used to be a teacher.
All right.
And then what about you motherfucking guys?
I should know.
Moe's anniversary today.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Moe, you want to tell us about your anniversary?
Yo, nigga was like...
Look at Chris fucking up again.
Yo, nigga's like, yo, it's my one year.
I'm happy to be here, guys.
I'm like, all right, Mo.
I mean, I am happy to be here.
That is true.
I was like, hey, Fatica, get back over there behind the board.
Nigga was mad.
Yo, it's my one year anniversary.
We're supposed to say like, oh, yeah, that's fucking awesome.
Nigga, we've been here what?
Yo, because, you know, I was telling Myron, like, yo, so for our one year anniversary, right?
We're going to do a trust fall challenge.
And Myron was like, hell yeah!
Let's do a trust fall challenge in the middle of the live.
You feel me?
That's a lie.
I did not agree to such a thing.
You don't feel me?
No.
Oh, okay.
Just checking.
All right.
And then what about you, Chris?
You want to let the people know what's going on new with you besides playing hooky?
Yes.
Shout out to you guys, by the way.
Shout out to the chat, to the community that scored.
I see you guys.
You know, the feedback from the shows, the girls coming in, the new girls.
Shout out to the team.
And by the way, man, shout out to Mo, man.
One-year anniversary, man.
Without Mo, he's been a huge asset.
Anything I tell him, he's on point with things.
And just, you know, we're growing as a team together.
Two years and beyond.
Roll to 10 mil.
You know what?
In a way, we got a diamond.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You know what Chris appreciates more?
Why?
covers his ass oh oh my hey can you hear the comments Chris I want to see these comments when you I can't speak so Mario covers your ass when he's speaking now I'm shutting this up bro that's when you I don't I don't not show up and play and go live I like some niggas.
Listen, if you deal with a 304s and you get these headaches, man, if you come to the studio, that shit carries over.
It's a pain in the ass, bro.
Bro, I'm dealing with a huge gas, bro.
I have headaches, too.
Daily.
Yeah, Dilly!
Okay, throw it to three or fours, you see.
That shit is annoying.
Some chick...
Yo, some chick messaged me and said, I want to come on the show as a host.
I was like, what?
And she was like, no, I mean, I want to come on as a guest.
I was like, alright, hit up Aaron C. Poxton.
But just know that if you flake, you're not going to get another shot.
Bitch goes, oh, okay, well, I need to research it and, like, can you tell me about it, whatever?
And then I'll, like, and then I'll see if I'll...
I'll see if I'm going to pass.
And I was like, so you asked me to come on, and then you're saying you got to research it?
Like, bro, what the hell?
This is not how it works.
This is an opportunity for you.
Like, you got to put immediately...
Like, you guys wonder why we behave the way we do to the girls on the show?
Because they have a fucking princess complex.
99% of the girls that come on the show, guys.
So y'all's going to be like, you...
Why y'all so mad to the girls?
Why you guys so strong with them?
Because you have to establish dominance off the rip with these fucking bitches, bro.
Okay?
Because even us, they want to come on our shit, asking us about coming on our shit, and they have the nerve to say some dumb shit about...
Can you guys pay us?
Yeah, I don't know how it goes, or...
Yeah, I'm gonna have to do some research and think about it.
Like, bitch, that don't work that way.
We're not gonna sit here and like, oh, yeah, we'll wait for your opinion and all this other bullshit.
It's like, no, we're not gonna fucking wait.
You gotta fucking...
Like, you do your research and then you show up if you want to.
If you don't want to, another bitch wants your spot.
Get the fuck out of here.
This is an opportunity for you.
And I basically said that to her.
I just find it funny when girls come here.
I didn't have as much patience as Chris.
I didn't want to do their own podcast.
I'm like, yeah, do a podcast.
I watch it.
I wait a week, two weeks, a month, no podcast.
Oh yeah, every single girl that's come on, like, tries to, every single girl, the fuck out of here, man.
Every single girl that comes on the show, oh yeah, I want to do a podcast, I want to do this, I want to do that.
And it's just like, what the, like, they never do one.
Oh God.
Yo, actually, hit me with the sound effect real quick.
Yep, got you.
I showed y'all that most of the podcasts that are top ones, Spotify and YouTube, are all men.
No chicks.
I wonder why.
Besides Call Her Daddy, and they're run by Barstool Sports, male run.
Probably got her dumbass on the schedule.
Hey, bitch!
Show up, you owe us 20 episodes a week or whatever the fuck.
So, that's how it is, man.
But you know what it is?
They can't be consistent with it.
They'll start, start to do like 2-5 episodes and then quit because girls, for whatever reason, they make money.
Oh, I could go buy a bag.
I could go shopping.
And then they're done.
Versus, okay, 10 episodes back-to-back, they can't do it, bro.
It's sad, but it's the way it is.
Sorry.
Yeah, they're useless most of the time.
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean, at the end of the day, man, Wednesday, so I booked about 13 to 14 girls.
And guess how many actually showed up initially?
Three.
So it's like the whole day I was dealing with these girls with their excuses.
My throat was hurting.
Today, I had two girls just now.
I said, oh, damn, man, because of my throat.
So then I have to make it happen.
Sounds familiar.
And I can't take things personally.
So my job is to bring girls to you guys so you guys can actually see them on camera on 1080 EP. All I'm going to say is this.
Y'all see a lot of people try to imitate and duplicate, but they can never replicate.
And a big reason why they can't replicate is because these hoes are annoying, bro.
Yo, a lot of people try to copy the sauce and they can't do it as consistently as us.
And at the same time, if they do get the chicks there, they have a fucking shitty ass show.
So, you know what I mean?
There's only one Myron Gaines and one Fresh Prince CEO. There's only one Fresh and Fit.
People could try to copy.
I see you motherfuckers trying to copy.
Y'all are all trash.
So, yeah.
We wish you the best.
I think it's trash.
In hell.
Yeah.
I think it's just fucking trash, bro.
Wait, is this Rumble yet?
I watched some shows.
I'm just like, what the fuck is going on, man?
Three Dinglets.
Happy one year, Big Mo.
Let's see that Harlem Shake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can you do the Harlem Shake?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Earthquake!
Earthquake, man.
Chris, you feel me?
No, I don't feel you.
I think it's an earthquake.
And it would be ridiculous to give that super chance.
Make a huge fissure.
All right.
Yeah, let's go to the phone lines real quick.
Guys, the number to call to the show is 505-605-9740.
Again, that number is 505-605-9740.
605-9740, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then Mo, can you enlarge it on my end over here?
515-605-9740.
Yep.
So we got a whole bunch of screens in here, man.
Yo, show the new stuff real quick, Chris.
Hit 3 and 5 real quick, man.
1, 2, 3, 4.
This shit lit.
I got that TV over there.
Five screens.
And then Chris, and then Dark Ass Fresh got one over there.
Y'all can't see the whole one, but it's pretty sure.
Camera 7.
Oh, 7 shows it.
Yeah, there we go.
Bam.
There you go.
Yeah, that shit lit.
Yeah, buddy.
Okay, so yeah, let's go ahead and hit the first phone line.
Guys, if you want to call to the show, 505-605-9740.
Again, that number is 515-605-9740.
As usual, if you want to cut the line, go ahead and donate a super chat with the last four of your numbers.
Chris will put you in the queue, and we'll get it going.
Let's hit the phone lines.
All right, it goes to 1859.
Call in Friday!
What's up, bro?
Quick question.
One.
Two.
Caller?
Three.
Timmy!
Timmy!
Uh oh, retard alert!
Caller, go on once.
Timmy!
Alright, move on.
Alright, he's on.
Timmy!
Alright, yo, Chris.
Yo, on the second page of my stream deck, increase the retard alert one real quick.
Alright, cool.
I might have to start using that one.
Yeah, increase the volume on that bad boy.
It's third row, second page.
Alright, 1360.
Mr.
Garrison.
You know what's funny?
I miss SoFart, man.
That was an awesome show.
SoFart.
Really?
Yeah, they still make episodes.
Yo, what up, bro?
Welcome to the show.
What up, caller?
Hey, what's going on, guys?
Um...
I just wanted to say real quick, Rumble Fresh and Fit is the shit.
Fresh, unfiltered is crazy.
Myron, Chris, Big Mo, all y'all.
Dude, it's amazing.
I just want to say I'm really glad to see the progression y'all have made.
Y'all are doing awesome, like the shift over to Rumble and everything is phenomenal.
The one thing I just really want to say is really to Myron, I know Sneeko's kind of been trending back up.
Like, he's going through all that controversy with Nick Fuentes and all that stuff like that.
But I just want to say, like, if I were you, me personally, this is just an opinion.
I think you need to, like, keep him close to you because I know sometimes he goes through a lot of up and downs with the RP Rage and a lot of things go on with, you know, just seeing how girls interact with him and just how...
The whole dating market has shifted, and I think he just needs someone to really mentor him strongly.
I know Andrew Tate has been there, and I know you, obviously, and Fresh and everyone, but I really think that if you spent more time with him as far as a mentor, I think he would definitely get a lot of progression and round out his RP rates that I've seen him have multiple times.
So, that's all I really wanted to say, just that I think you should kind of like be his, more of like a big bro to him, and I think it would benefit him in the long run, if it hasn't already.
And that's really what I wanted to say about that.
Alright, appreciate your suggestion.
Well, you know, we talked with him quite a bit, and you know, he's doing alright, but no, alright, no man, I appreciate the concern.
He's good.
Yeah, but he's good.
That nigga never listens, though.
Yeah.
Not to us.
Nobody.
But nah, man.
He good.
He good.
Alright, cool.
Thank you for calling in.
Who's up next?
Let's go with 7194.
7-1.
10 bucks.
Welcome.
What's up, caller?
Hey, what's up?
What's going on, guys?
Yeah, what up?
Can you guys hear me?
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Okay, I got a quick question.
I just got my CEL last year.
I want to know, what would be the steps I could take to start my own trucking company if you ever had to do something like that?
Well, we've never started a trucking company, but I know Kevo talked about it before.
I know EYL has a course, I believe, about trucking.
Oh, you know what?
Yeah, they do.
And then you know what?
We went ahead.
We did an episode with them.
Thank you for reminding me.
We did an episode with Earn Your Leisure where we talked about starting a trucking company, bro.
Go back and watch that episode.
Yeah.
People forget that we've done two classes of Earn Your Leisure.
In detail.
So, yeah.
Check that episode out.
They're going to be here tomorrow, actually, in Miami.
Okay.
Bro, we gotta move on because there's a bunch of callers.
And we can barely hear you.
Yeah, he's on the road.
He's driving.
Yeah, bro, your audio's really bad.
We can barely hear you.
We're gonna move on to the next caller.
Thank you for calling in.
Hit that episode with Earn Your Leisure, bro.
Shelter Rashad and Troy, man.
Good dudes.
Maybe we can get them this weekend.
Money, money, money!
Yeah, go ahead.
20 bucks.
Hello?
Yo, what's up?
Yo, what's up?
Yeah, I'm calling to criticize you guys.
To criticize?
Sweet.
So first thing is, I think your show is bad for men, mental health.
And so what I mean is that I'm gonna give you an example, right?
So I was watching one on your show and you know, you guys have these beautiful ladies come on and One time I was watching your show, man, you had this beautiful chick, and then it sent me to, like, multiple weeks of sadness, man, like, because I know I would never be able to get a girl like that.
You have all these beautiful women come through, and I know you could just say, don't watch the show, but, like, I see Fresh, you know, flexing on his yacht, having all these expensive cars, like, messing with my desires, and I'll never be like that, and I know this is all business for you guys, but, you know, when guys watching you guys flexing like that, and you know, if you ain't average, then most of us can't be like you.
I'm trolling, bro.
I'm trolling, bro.
There's no way you're serious.
No, I'm not trolling, no.
You're trolling, bro.
You're trolling, bro.
Trolling?
You say I'm trolling?
Yes.
No, no.
You're trolling.
No, for real.
Those guys can't do what you do.
What you mean?
Yeah, that's fine, but you're trolling right now saying that you're depressed because of watching us.
I mean, you're depressed watching me and my fucking swim shorts that I wear every single show?
Come on, bro.
Stop capping, man.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying I'm depressed.
I'm just saying, like, you're doing all this stuff, like, Having all these ladies coming on and having guys watching, I'm saying it's bad for guys men to hell, like having all these ladies come on and, I mean, if you don't do it, somebody else gonna do it, so maybe you don't care, but I'm just saying, like, if you care about ethics, just know what you're doing.
When fresh showing up all these cars and yacht and stuff.
How about you get better and better yourself, nigga?
And how about you actually say, you know what?
Their show sucks.
I'm gonna make my own show.
Go make your own show, bro.
How about that?
I still think he's trolling.
I'm criticizing you.
Do you have anything to say about the criticism?
About you messing up guys' mental health?
Basically, this is success porn.
And having the ladies on, it's like...
Call her.
It's a criticism.
Tell me what you think about it.
Respectfully, right?
Look at it two ways.
When I saw a nigga in a Lamborghini with a bad chick with a nice watch...
On a jet, live a life.
You know what I thought?
Damn!
He's living life.
Maybe if I ask him how he did it, I can learn as well.
And I did that.
And he told me what he did.
You're looking at it as, oh, he's living this lifestyle.
That could never be me.
That's your fault.
So what you should do is, cool.
They're living life on their terms.
How can I do it for myself?
And it's as simple as going on YouTube, typing in, how to become successful.
Reading a book.
Asking people in your circle.
Like, learning how to become better.
Bro, I get it.
You're sad or depressed because you see us living our lives, but like, bro, look at it this way.
If you want to do better, you can, but you have to want to do it.
It's simple.
What do you want to say, bro?
No, I do.
Okay.
I do want to.
There's a lot of guys who want to, but just know that 98% of guys watching just absolutely cannot.
There's a difference between willing and being able.
And you telling guys they can is basically porn.
You can't.
Most guys can't.
There's a few who can, and they make it happen.
But I'm just saying, they can't.
And then you're messing with their mind by making them think they can.
And eventually, it's going to end up bad for them.
What would you prefer?
Need to tell somebody a better option or a worse option?
Like, what's better for you?
To say, you know what?
You're never going to make it.
Stop trying.
Just give up.
Or...
Do the best that you can.
You might not get to our level, but somewhat, for example, like, look, you might not get a Lamborghini.
You might not get a Ferrari.
That's true.
But with your, I want to say, leveling up and adding value, you can get to someplace that you never thought possible.
So my thing is, like, at least try to get to a better point so that you can move forward.
Versus like, oh, I'll never make it.
Life sucks.
What's that doing for yourself?
Nothing.
At least try.
But one more thing is, how do you feel about when you're doing all that, right?
You know you're creating an envy.
And guys are just going to envy you.
And, like, I mean, do you have any sort of ethics behind what you guys are doing?
Like, you're just making guys envious.
And bringing these ladies on, just messing with our animal brain and just making us, like, feel like we have a chance and we don't.
I mean...
I guess you guys just don't care.
You won't make your mind.
How does bringing girls on the show...
Dude, I get it.
Some are hot, some are not hot.
Your mind.
What is that doing with your mind, bro?
Just don't watch.
If you don't like it.
I mean, that's easy to say.
Yeah, yeah.
You're right, you're right.
Eventually, I'm gonna stop watching.
But I'm just letting you know.
I mean, some guys ain't gonna stop.
But I'm just letting you know, you haven't got negative impact.
Yeah, yeah, because I could stop watching.
I probably can't.
It's like trying to quit watching porn.
It's kind of hard.
But...
Pause, nigga.
You haven't got impact, that negative impact, just so you know, and I guess you don't care.
I'll keep this very short and concise.
I genuinely think you're trolling right now.
However, if you aren't trolling...
I'm not.
I'm not.
Okay, well, if you're not trolling, then you need to stop being a fucking bitch.
You need to understand that you control your future.
Okay?
The decisions you make today will affect you tomorrow.
So if you're going to sit here right now and complain about today, I don't know if I can do this.
I don't know how I feel.
You guys make me feel really bad.
This is success porn.
There's a bunch of girls on the table and y'all make us think that we have a chance.
Actually, no, we fucking don't.
Because we ask these bimbos the same goddamn questions.
How much money do you want to make a year?
How tall do you want to be?
A very telling question.
Will you guys fuck with a guy that's in the military or a policeman?
You know what other girls said mostly?
A lot of them were like, uh...
Nope.
But when I switch the title up, what if you're with an FBI special agent or a captain in the military?
They're making $120,000 to $150,000 per year.
How about that?
Oh, yeah, I would.
Women fall in love with titles, okay?
That's how it is in dreams, all right?
So you need to become that fucking guy.
You gotta stop fucking crying about the situation.
Hypergamy is here.
There's a reason why I'm coming out with a book called Why Women Deserve Less.
Oh, okay?
Oh, oh, shit.
Is that a new title?
A new cover?
I'm fucking around with covers.
But either way, shout out to the role of Tomasi, by the way.
R.F. Inspired.
But yeah, no.
All jokes aside, though, guys, book is coming out.
This is why I tell y'all, you need to watch the fucking podcast, see how women really think, and realize you can't fucking pedestalize these girls.
You need to understand what the fuck is going on, and you need to get your competence up.
If you're going to sit here and watch our shit, you're one of these fucking guys that watches an after-hour show, but you don't watch the Money Mondays.
You don't watch the Womanizer Wednesdays.
You don't watch the calling shows like this unless you want to ask this goofy-ass question right now.
You need to watch the daytime shows so you become a better man in general.
Alright?
You're going to be one of these fucking losers that only watches the After Hours show.
Cool, bro!
You're going to understand female nature to a degree, but you're not going to know how to actually improve and act on it.
Yeah.
So, bro, the big part, number one, you should stop watching After Hours altogether and get your fucking life together.
Watch the Money Mondays episodes.
That's what you need to watch.
We give you a lot of sauce.
How many people come on the chat and say, yo, my credit score is up now.
Yo, I'm buying my first house.
Yo, I started a business.
Yo, I saved $10,000.
Yo, I'm in the stock market.
I get messages every single day of guys talking about how much money they make, how much more successful they are.
So if they could do it, and some of them are fucking 17, 16, 18, 19, why the fuck can't you?
Hmm.
There's a reason why I talk the shit that I do.
The reason why I talk the shit that I do is because we actually help guys improve their fucking lives.
But the only way we could do that is if you enact on the information.
If you're going to just sit here and whack off to the bitches that we bring on this show and subscribe to the OnlyFans, well, there ain't much we could do for you, bro.
Well, there is not much you can do except exploit our desire.
That's all you can do.
Because the guys who are going to make it happen, make it happen.
If we're watching, we ain't making it happen.
Who decides if it happens?
Nature decides it because...
Shut the fuck up!
You decide!
You decide like one of these stupid bitches coming in here saying that the stars are lying and my spirits and nature...
No!
You fucking decide!
Motherfucker!
You decide!
You get up!
You wake up!
You decide if you're gonna fucking go to work or not!
You decide if you're gonna go to the gym or not!
You're gonna decide if you want to become successful or not!
The difference between You and a bitch is this.
You do what's required, regardless of how you fucking feel.
Alright?
Quit the fucking pussiness.
This is ridiculous.
Cut the fucking YouTube stream right now.
You are a fucking bitch.
Matter of fact, don't cut it yet.
Don't cut it yet.
I'm not going to even cut it for this bitch-ass nigga.
You're not worth it.
You're not even worth it.
I don't even need to go on a fucking rant for you because you are literally pathetic.
You are fucking pathetic.
For real, for real.
You're fucking pathetic.
Let me give you a couple of quick examples why guys won't make it.
Let me tell you.
No, we don't give a fuck.
We don't want to hear your excuses.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
No, no, no.
It's very serious.
That's why you're getting so mad because you know it's true.
That mindset is why guys fail.
That mindset right there is why guys fucking fail.
You sound like a fucking female right now.
No, no, no.
I'm being real.
I'm being real right now.
No, you're being a real bitch.
That's what you are.
You gotta be a real bitch.
You're being a real fucking bitch.
That's what you're being right now.
You are fucking pathetic.
Tell me why there are 17-year-old kids messaging me, showing me their fucking stockbrokerage account, showing how much fucking money they save watching our Money Mondays and or starting a business at 18.
Tell me how there's fucking guys that are in their teenage years and or in college starting a business making more money than they would have made with their fucking degree watching our shit.
Tell me why All right?
There's guys that literally had a gun in their mouth a week ago, but now they decided, you know, I'm going to start going to the gym and stop being a fat piece of shit, taking pictures of themselves, and they've improved drastically.
Tell me why.
Because instead of having the mindset that you have, you know, man, this sucks, bro.
This is success porn.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
They say, fuck that shit.
I'm going to change.
I'm going to change.
All we can do is stimulate your brain to change, but you actually got to get up, out of your fucking bed, and make the decision to change, and you got to do what's required, regardless of how you feel.
One more time, you got to do what's required, regardless of how you feel.
You fucking idiot!
You think I want to go to the gym at three in the fucking clock in the morning, after shows done and arguing with stupid ass bimbos?
No!
Do you think I want to sit there and deadlift or do pull-ups, take a one minute rest, and be dying of gas for air at four o'clock in the morning?
No!
But I do it anyway because it's fucking required.
So I can tell pussies like you, you're a fucking pussy.
That's why I can do that shit.
Because I do what's required, regardless of how I feel, so I can tell faggots like you, you need to fucking do this shit right now, regardless of how you fucking feel, man!
Goddamn!
I'm tired of you soft motherfuckers!
Ew!
It hurts!
I don't know how I feel about this!
Oh my god!
I don't know if I can do this!
I'm just gonna...
Like, what the fuck is going on, man?
This is...
Rumble.
I'm dropping some red pill right now.
Fuck out of here!
You're not dropping nothing red pill!
You're dropping a bunch of blue pill!
Ah, fuck, man!
Listen, listen, listen!
Listen up, bro!
We gotta go over Rumble, man!
That's crazy!
Please, please, please!
Some real example.
I think I'm helping.
Listen.
No, you're not, bro.
You're not helping nothing.
I'm still on?
No, I'm still...
Okay, let me give you an example, right?
If you're trying to become...
This girl's talking about 100K. Blah, blah, blah.
If you're trying to become a doctor, you don't have VIP. You will not become a doctor.
You...
You know what?
All right.
Kick the snake off there, bro.
Mo, you okay, Mo?
Yeah.
All right.
All right, YouTube.
Sorry, guys.
I had to cut him off.
Mo, yeah.
Cool.
You stay on YouTube.
Yo.
Okay.
Get the snake out of here.
He blamed everybody but himself.
And look, guys, that mindset will keep you stuck, broke, and poor.
That's why our niggas need to go over the rumble.
Yeah, man.
Yo.
Unfiltered.
All right.
Oh, yeah, I said it.
Yo, both of the times.
Anyhow, only once.
It was needed, bro, because that nigga's mentality is fucked up.
Will it change?
Probably not.
But at least some of you in the chat can realize, you know what?
That's not how you should think.
And look, we get it, bro.
Not everyone's gonna be successful to our level, but you can make it to the best of your ability.
That's what we want.
You better yourself to become better for yourself and your family.
That's it.
That's all we ask for.
all right uh and if anything you should be inspired bro like dude you know what i saw mr organic qbanks who else um batali what i saw um i saw all these youtubers living life on their terms i was like damn how do i get there and dude i made a choice left barbados came over here met you met chris met mo if i made a choice to say you know what I want better for myself.
I want to be here right now.
Guys, it's a choice.
You got to make it every single day.
Become better or stay the same.
It's a choice.
You decide, not anybody else.
It's a choice for you.
And the sad part, he's trolling, but many guys think that way.
No, I think he's serious, bro.
I think he's serious.
I thought he was at first, but he probably is, bro.
He was a little too invested.
Okay.
Either way, there's a bunch of fucking dudes that think that way regardless.
Yo, D-Nice.
What's your Instagram, bro?
I don't know your Instagram.
I'm trying to say any shoes.
Jordan's.
He won them.
D-Nice.
1-1.
1-4.
Someone said there's an element of luck.
You guys want to know what luck is?
Yes.
Luck is opportunity meets preparation.
Yep.
But if you're not prepared, ain't nothing going to fucking happen.
Guys, shout out one more time for the chat.
One more time.
Luck is nothing more than preparation meets opportunity.
That's all it is.
A lot of you motherfuckers are prepared.
Y'all call me lucky.
I am lucky.
I met Myron with opportunity, but what did I have?
You were prepared.
Exactly.
You were absolutely prepared.
It's more like if you come to an opportunity without being prepared, you lost it.
So, the whole talk about, like, being lucky, you can't have luck without being prepared for it.
So, luck does play a part, 100%, but you gotta be ready for it at the same time.
And think about it, guys.
How is it that successful people are successful and they continuously make successful moves?
It's because they're always prepared.
The more prepared you are, the more opportunities come your way.
So, it's a cycle that works up in your favor.
Alright, we gotta call on the line.
Go ahead.
What's up, caller?
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on, man?
Yo, hit us with a question quick.
Yo, let's go.
Oh, my fault, my fault.
Yeah, I only got, like, two questions.
Yo, so, I have a business, basically, that's profitable, and it's kind of tough to network.
Like, I don't know where you go to meet people anymore.
You know, you go to bars, you really can't just talk to people.
What kind of business is it?
Like, that's just weird.
Um...
Uh...
Basically, it's like a service-based business.
What do you do?
Um, I don't know how to describe it, but...
That's why you kind of network, nigga.
Yeah, basically.
Oh, we do.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yo!
I call her.
Yo, what the fuck?
Business?
I'll say this, right?
So, maybe you don't know if you're a business caller, but this is a foundation of networking.
This is a foundation of networking, right, bro?
Look, look, look, look, look.
I'll just hear it.
You know, good information.
I like the way y'all talk about networking and everything.
Okay, so I'm going to give it to you.
I'm going to give it to you foundationally because you're not very specific, so I can't give you details.
But, generally speaking...
No, no, no.
You know, y'all kind of understand.
I don't know what you're saying, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, um...
I'm just trying to figure out...
He's involved in the street activity, bro.
He's involved in the street activity.
Well, you know what?
If you're involved in the street activity, I suggest you don't network, because that could open up...
And or meet undercover police.
That's crazy.
You're not so good about that.
Okay, nigga.
You can't even say what you're doing.
You're sowing stone, nigga.
Oh, man.
And I just got one more question.
So basically, like...
Oh, nigga, you're gone.
Chris, you should have let him...
No, we have a lot of callers, man.
Callers, please ask...
I was about to give him the business, bro.
I guess he didn't want it.
Okay, go ahead.
You want to give it to them?
Wait for the people that are watching.
He might be watching right now.
Generally speaking, right, guys?
You want to network.
You need two things.
Get out of the fucking house.
That's one.
And two, keep in mind what value do you bring to the person you're talking to.
So, once again, get out of your fucking house.
And two, what value do you bring to that person?
So, it could be, for example...
You got a digital marketing.
You're good at, for example, I don't know, washing cars.
The point is that, like, whatever you're good at, your skill is, how do I bring that to somebody that I meet for the first time?
Then, it's a value exchange between you and that person.
Now, I guess the main thing is that, like, the person's interest will determine how they see you.
So, for example, if they want to have, for example, money How do you get to them?
Offer the money.
But you gotta find out their true intention whenever they meet you.
So everyone wants something from you.
But what does that person actually want?
You gotta figure it out on your own.
But once again, get out the house and two, add value.
Pretty much.
Alright.
7-0-0-7.
You just need G? Somebody said show us Moe eating back there.
What's up, brother?
Go ahead.
So my question is I was talking to my parents the other day, and they was like, what do you look for in a girl?
You know, I was saying, you know, the four, fit, friendly, feminine, and submissive.
And then they was like, you don't want no submissive girl because they don't really have a mind of their own.
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
I'm like, submissive to a degree, and they're like...
Stop, hold on.
Who told you this, your mom or your dad?
This was my mom slash dad, I guess, because they were both saying...
At the same time.
Okay, but who was really talking?
Was your dad just sitting back like, and just agreeing with your mom?
Who really said it?
Yeah, like, he kind of wanted to be quiet.
He kind of, like, quiet, but, like, it's really my mom kind of saying, I'm like, what are you talking about?
Bro, bro, here's the thing you got to understand about your parents.
They grew up in a different era.
They grew up in a different time.
In her mind, she's like, oh, girls should just automatically be like that.
So, like, when you're outwardly saying that shit, that's like you telling your dad, like, yeah, dad, I'm willing to protect and fight for my wife.
Like, that should be, like, automatic.
But the thing is that your mom doesn't get is that chicks aren't made like that no more.
Nope.
It's different.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
Like, chivalry is fucking dead.
Like you said, I'm not bad, I mean a curse, but chivalry is dead, and women kill dead.
Yeah, chivalry is dead, bro.
How old is your mom?
She's 40-something, bro.
Yo, listen, man.
Yo.
Bro, we got girls on the podcast 21 years old that don't even know how to get a 21-year-old bitch.
You think your mom is going to be able to tell you?
Fuck out of here, bro.
She comes from a different era.
Bro, when your mom was, you know, 20 years old, nigga, they were still using beepers.
Come on, man.
She don't know nothing about social media or the sexual marketplace or any of this shit no more, bro.
Yo, I talk about this in detail in the book, how social media has literally changed the game to a point that it's irreversible, bro.
It's irreversible.
And your mom has no idea of it because she can't fathom the amount of attention that a girl that's 20 years old nowadays, right?
Is getting versus a girl that was 20 years old 20 years ago.
It doesn't even come close.
Nowadays, bro, when your mom...
Let me give y'all like some real quick game real fast.
When your mom was at her peak and she was young and beautiful, right?
She was lucky if she got three good guys a year to come to her fucking front door.
All right?
Nowadays, a girl is getting 3,000 dudes coming to her door.
You understand?
The volume has increased significantly to a point that she will never, ever, ever understand, bro.
Average girls now, to put things in perspective for y'all, average women today have more reach and globalization power, right, with the opposite gender than an A-list celebrity 30 years ago.
Facts.
I would argue, in her house, before she even wakes up, a thousand DMs, 500 DMs, like, dude, and that's blue chat marks.
You can't compete!
It's over 9,000!
Like, bro, before she even leaves the house, bro, she's getting hit up by thousands of dudes, so it's crazy, bro.
Like, I'm telling you, man, 20 years ago, 30 years ago, Chick would be lucky to get a couple guys to interrupt a year that were good.
He's married now.
Yeah, but...
But I guarantee you, the chance of her being married if she was young today would be significantly lower than back then, bro.
Because like I said before, yo, the internet has changed the game.
So don't listen to your mom's advice is the main takeaway from this, okay?
At all.
Yes, sir.
At all.
And I appreciate that, man.
Well, brother, if she wants you to bake cake or sew some clothes, that's some advice you can take from her, but that's about it.
Yeah, but you ain't taking no advice from her when it comes to dating or dealing with modern-day women, bro, because they don't make them like how your mom is anymore, bro.
Trust me.
Yeah, but here's the funny part.
My mom is actually submissive and feminine and friendly.
That's the funny part.
Come out to my dad.
Bro, because you gotta remember, like, when you say this shit, she's like, what is this nigga talking?
Is he saying Chinese?
Like, what do you mean fit, feminine, what?
Yeah.
Because in her mind, it's like, that's how she should be.
Generation, bro.
It's a generational thing, bro.
She thinks you're speaking Chinese when you say shit like that.
Because that should be a given.
It used to be when you had your girlfriend or you had your wife or whatever, she came pre-assembled.
She was ready to go because she came from a good household.
Her dad was in a play.
Her dad made her a good woman.
Her dad told her not to be a slut.
Her mom told her not to be a slut.
Her brother kept her in check.
It used to be where the family unit...
Instilled a couple of things in her to make sure she didn't do dumb shit.
That's why today, all the time, yo, we need to bring bullying back.
We need to bring shaming back.
These are very natural and good buffers to keep women from doing dumb shit.
All people, right?
That used to be there with the family unit.
Shame, guilt, and...
And religion as well.
But these things are gone nowadays.
These buffers are no longer in place.
But when your mom was young, those things were in place.
So like, there would be shame or whatever.
So for her, when you're saying shit like, yeah, I need a girl that's submissive.
She's thinking in her head like, overly submissive.
But in reality, it's just being regular submissive like she is.
But she can't understand that concept because girls nowadays are masculine as fuck.
Yeah, but I get what y'all saying.
Yeah, bro.
You gotta watch our shit, bro.
Don't ever take female dating advice in general, and damn sure never take your mom's dating advice.
Fuck out of here, man.
No offense.
I'm sure your mom is a lovely lady, but she don't know how the game is now.
No, no, no.
I appreciate it, man.
Yeah, I've been rocking with y'all since 100k.
Nigga, what'd you say?
I've been with y'all.
I've been with y'all since 100k.
Sorry I sound like Chris right now.
I sound like Chris right now.
Don't worry, you're saying let me too.
Chris is a bum.
We all sound the same, man.
It's all good, bro.
It's all good, man.
Yo, let me know next time.
Chris is a bum.
That was easy.
Alright, brother.
There's a call in, bro, but don't listen to your mom.
I respect y'all, man.
Alright, bro.
Peace.
A lot of y'all shouldn't even listen to your pops.
Even your pops, bro.
The whole data market has changed, bro.
It's crazy, man.
It's crazy.
I'm literally going into excruciating detail on this in the fucking book, bro.
I don't think people understand how bad the internet fucked it up for you guys.
No one has done it justice.
I'm about to go into detail about the internet and Instagram and dating apps, bro.
You know what?
It's gotten so bad.
Y'all wanna know how bad it's gotten?
It used to be...
Remember when Match.com was kind of a thing and girls actually used Match.com and they were serious about that shit to meet a guy?
It's gotten to a point now where girls don't give a fuck about guys so much that they don't even use dating apps to meet guys anymore.
They use it to push them to their only fences like some kind of fucking sales funnel, bro.
That's what it is.
Yo, every bad bitch I know, y'all wanna know the dirty truth?
Every bad bitch I know is banned off Tinder.
You wanna know why?
Because they use their Tinder to push motherfuckers to their OnlyFans or to their Cash App or to their Venmo or to their Instagram and they never actually respond.
And Tinder is starting to ban girls for doing that shit.
But they don't give a fuck.
They don't care.
They're like, ah, damn it.
I lost the option to make money.
But that's how crazy it's gotten, guys.
That's how overt women are about their not give a fuckitude in the sexual marketplace.
They literally use dating apps to trap guys and use them to get them to a sales funnel to market themselves.
And they wouldn't do it if it didn't work.
Thank you.
100 simps a day?
I'll do it.
Nigga, I see bitches with their Zelle in their fucking Instagram bio.
With their cash apps on their fucking Instagram bio.
They're brave with it.
We're trying.
We're trying to fight this simp epidemic, but y'all niggas are making it hard for us, bro.
I think there's no turning back now.
Sorry to say.
And you know what it is?
It's only gonna get worse.
I was reading a study the other day.
I sent you the article.
Bro, women swipe right on about 4.5% of men on Tinder.
0.5%.
And that 70% of Tinder users are fucking men.
I believe it.
Alright.
Next call.
Okay.
9102.
Ice.
Two bucks.
Hey, PressureFit and Lady Guy.
Yoda.
Alright.
I had a super chat about two shows ago.
And it was asking the question...
Did the girls on the panel think that a man letting his woman get beat up in front of him is equal to a woman cheating on a man?
And every girl on the panel just screwed their face up and even assaulting me and saying, oh, what is this guy talking about?
He should have never even said that.
That made zero sense.
And you broke it down for like a sentence or two, but then you moved on.
I want to know, how do you think, like, why do you think they couldn't even fathom That that could possibly be the male equivalent to a woman cheating.
Because women deserve less, bro.
That is why.
Because you gotta remember, when it comes to intersexual dynamics and critical thinking skills, women lack it.
You know, let me ask you a question, bro.
How about this?
How about this, bro?
You sit at your house right now.
Bad bitch is gonna show up and suck your dick and smash you right now.
Alright?
Whoever fucking dream girl that you love.
Alright?
And then the day after that, another bad bitch is gonna show up at your house and suck your dick and fuck you.
Alright?
And then the day after that, another one is gonna show up and another one's gonna show up.
All you have to do is exist.
Alright?
Now you tell me, asshole.
Would you go out to the gym?
Would you bother to make more money?
Would you even give a fuck what that bitch actually wants?
Yeah, but what I'm saying is that would you actually bother with going to the gym, becoming interesting, getting experiences that make you a good conversationalist, learning charisma, learning game, making more money, and caring what the opposite gender actually wants?
Would you?
No, no, I wouldn't.
Nope.
Fantastic.
You've just described the modern-day woman, my friend.
That is why they can't fathom what the fuck you were saying.
Yeah, I know.
Let that sink in.
Thank you.
That's funny.
Let's go with...
Christian, 20 bucks.
2545.
Kuzu, welcome to becoming a YouTube member, my friend.
Sheesh.
That is why they can't fathom what the fuck you were saying.
That's how you sound.
Christian, let's go, man.
You paid 20 bucks for this.
Nigga just wanted to listen to...
It's on playback.
Yo, bro.
You're on the air.
What's up, caller?
Christian, 20 bucks.
Yo, you're on the air, nigga.
Yo, we can hear you, bro.
Yo, what's up?
Yo.
Get the question quick.
What's up?
Hey, I just wanted to call in.
I've been listening to the show, and the guy was talking about how nature controls everything that happens to him.
I thought that was fucking crazy.
Four years ago, I was just getting out of jail.
I was homeless.
I was addicted to drugs.
But I had a mindset.
You know, I wanted to change my life.
Since then, I've gotten married.
I started my own business.
I make $120,000 a year.
And I did not let nature affect me at all.
You know, I just think that's a crazy mindset.
Cool.
You signed a prenup, right?
I was about to say that divorce can wreck you, though.
We're not legally married.
Good.
We had a spiritual ceremony.
Smart man!
The state ain't involved at all?
I've been listening to y'all for a year.
Wait, the state is not involved at all?
No, no, not at all.
Hold on.
You know what you did, bro?
Nigga sold her a tree.
Spiritual marriage.
Spiritual energy you put towards the marriage, bro.
I love that, brother.
I love that for you, bro.
Good job.
Good job, man.
All right.
Just make sure you talk with...
I will still talk with a family lawyer in your area, bro, because you're starting to make some money now where she might try to take stuff from you.
Yeah.
All right?
But not good stuff.
Yeah.
You got to play it smart.
Yeah.
Alright.
I love you guys.
Keep doing what you're doing.
I appreciate y'all.
Awesome, bro.
Keep making that money.
Keep going.
Yo, before you get off the phone, can you hear me right now?
No, he's on.
Oh.
Well, he's probably listening.
Yo, go talk to a family attorney anyway, bro.
Make sure that this spiritual ceremony ain't gonna fuck you up in the future.
Hopefully she don't live with him.
Who knows?
Depending on the state he is, if he cohabitates, they might look at it as a common law.
Every state is different, man.
Get her own spot.
Yeah, facts.
Who's up next?
20 bucks, 4-3-2-3.
And then we got about 5 more 20 bucks.
Will said, get your passport.
Don't date a New York woman or fit and friendly abroad and they don't care about any of this.
That's true, bro.
That's true.
But you're going to have to stay over there.
Yeah.
You know, shout out to the passport bros.
But like, you know, a lot of guys don't want to leave the U.S. And they're something else niggas though, so you got to be on point.
Yeah, you got to be on point.
All right.
What's up, caller?
Hit us for one question.
Not much of a question, man.
My mind is still numb from this success porn shit that this dude just brought up.
Like, These callers literally illustrate perfect examples of why you generally don't do call-in shows.
I get it now.
You know, like, the reason these motherfuckers are so depressed out here watching is because they think it's successful because you're out here actually doing what they're, like, they're trying to apply what you guys tell them.
Like, they're trying to do the, trying to do it, like, Script by script instead of conceptualizing and understanding literally the scripture of why they do it, right?
Like Myron Fresh are here literally doing the Lord's work, giving foundational principles to try to live an abundant lifestyle as a framed man.
And this is not, it's not like some Pop-Tart come up.
It's not a microwave manhood type thing.
Like, it's not a video game where you can just put in a cheat code and a bundle pack and be a Myron or a Fresh or turn into an Andrew Tate.
You know what I mean?
Like, They don't get it.
And it boggles my mind how they sit here and, like, Myron and Fresh, you guys, day in and day out, you literally demonstrate the way, like, you should do this.
You know what I'm saying?
Night in and night out, especially with these extreme examples of these girls when we're watching them and how you literally...
It's like a success ratio.
You guys don't miss when you're talking to these girls.
That comes through a lifetime of application, bro.
Trials, errors, and most importantly, a lot of failure.
And I think that's what they don't get.
And that's why they get so in their feelings about seeing you guys succeed to the level that you're doing.
Because they've never went out there and tried nothing.
You know what I mean?
And that shit...
Look, man.
I've been a supporter of y'all for a little bit of time here.
I love what you're doing.
Please keep doing the Lord's work, but I get it now, bro.
Like, watch it.
I get a little, like, a little weirded out listening to some of these guys because they've never seen the light of day of any type of thing where they've had to actually apply themselves to actually push themselves to the next level.
And it's crazy.
Crazy, man.
Yeah.
Well, I appreciate the love, man.
It is what it is.
That's a good take, bro.
It's a good take.
Appreciate the love, yeah.
I mean, yeah, we give foundational concepts and then it's on you to kind of, like, you know, Individualize it to your own journey.
Alright, so we got a...
Mo, you got some?
We're from our sponsor.
Yeah.
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Yo, shout out to y'all, bro.
Make us a hard refresh.
Nigga, I had to read that shit.
I'm like, oh, fuck.
Yo, you know how many times I want to say pause in the middle of that ad, but it is what it is, man.
Fucking Moby's sending me that shit.
He's like, yo, bro, you got to read this.
And I'm like, God damn it.
We're with our sponsors.
You know what?
We need fresh to read these ads.
That'd be hilarious, bro.
It should be three minutes long, man.
Stay hard.
Stay fresh.
All right.
Let's go ahead and edit the next caller.
I'll do a second take.
It's going to take me like two hours to edit that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
Who's up with the next caller?
All right.
Ghost of Mars.
1439.
Ghost of Mars?
Ghost of Mars.
Okay.
What's up?
Welcome to the show.
Hey, what's going on, guys?
Yo.
What's up, caller?
Hey, um...
Yeah, honestly, whenever I heard that, the whole...
I want to say pause.
Whenever he said, you know, stay hard and fresh.
But I did have one question, though.
Yeah, shoot.
Go ahead.
What's the coldest thing you've ever said to a female?
Just for, you know, fresh...
You, Myron, and Chris, what's the coldest thing you've ever said to a female and still got her to go home with you?
Damn.
You want to say it first?
That might sound weird.
Go ahead.
So you go first?
No, no.
Can you handle me?
We're smashing when we get back.
Some shit like that.
You know what I said?
You want to see my dog?
What about you, Chris?
I used to be a teacher?
Yeah, pretty much.
What do you say?
I got sandwiches?
Yeah?
Okay.
Alright.
That's pretty much it, bro.
I just saw him straight up on some fucking Enrique Iglesias shit.
Tonight I'm fucking you.
You know what I'm saying?
What the fuck?
Well, you weren't even in the country when that song came out.
That is true.
Snicket Fresh has no knowledge of American pop culture at all.
I have a little bit.
A little bit, bro.
Not a lot, though.
Alright, next caller.
Alright.
Let's go with...
Can you handle me?
6481.
Xavier, 20 bucks.
Chris goes back to fucking kids that he used to be a teacher of.
I used to be your teacher.
Yo!
Yo, what up, Martin?
Yo, what up, bro?
What's your question?
I met my bully today, bro.
He apologized and told me everything that he did.
I actually ended up thanking him and I was like, you know, bro, I'm up.
You met your who?
Probably be a little fucking...
My bully.
Oh, you're a bully.
Yeah, yeah.
I met my bully, yeah.
Oh.
Why'd y'all run into each other?
Yeah, no, I'm just saying, like, you were saying sorry to me, apologizing to me, but I am telling him, you know, like, bro, I'm thankful that you fucking did, because I'd probably be a little bitch for right now.
Hey, man, bring Bullion back.
That's what we're talking about, baby.
Okay.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
My money's up.
I got a bunch of fucking women and a main chick.
I got my house, and I just want to say thank you, you guys.
Off of that note, I got some bimbo to go date, so I'll talk to you guys later.
Nice.
That's what we're talking about.
That's why bullying is great, bro.
Bullying makes you a better man.
He turned it around.
He met his bully and said, thank you for helping me become a better man.
That's what we're talking about, baby.
It's funny.
I met my bully like two years ago.
He's like, bro, teach me how to make money.
And what'd you say?
I got you, bro.
Did you actually help him?
No.
Money Mondays.
What did he bully you on?
Lunch money.
What did he say when he used to make fun of you?
You know what's funny?
I got bullied for like one day.
Literally one day.
That's it?
That's it.
What'd you do?
Because...
Basically like behind the school, it was like these like...
Rough guys?
Uh-huh.
And they were actually my family.
Uh-huh.
And that day, it's funny, my dad took me back at the school, and he did a whole intro, like, yo, this is my son, da-da-da.
I was like, oh, this is your cousin here.
He was the biggest boss at the time at school.
So he was like, yo, bro, anyone touches you, let me know, bro, I'm going to deal with them.
I was like, he hit me!
He took me a lot of money!
I was like, oh, shit.
It was a wrap.
I thought I was good.
Yeah, that Island Justice.
Yeah, bro, it was good.
Coconuts at him.
Facts.
All right, uh...
Who's up next?
I got bullied one time and that was it.
20 bucks, Bakun Butts, 0851.
I love how Chris calls out what they donate.
Nigga, like two bucks.
I'm sure you guys would know.
I just got a quick question.
Go ahead, Shu.
So, first thing I want to say is I appreciate the love and support that you gave to all of the guys out there.
I've been watching guys since June 2020 and I've seen literally the first intro when you guys first shoved it out.
But I'm actually running three different businesses.
One of them is a successful lawn care business that me and my brother started up two years ago.
Did $120,000 within the first year.
Nice.
And I actually refunded and made another business that was a contracted business.
And now I'm trying to get into in stores.
With that being said, I'm looking to expand down to Florida starting at the beginning of the new year.
I'm looking at a couple of spots like Clearwater or Tampa area.
I've just seen how the market is there.
Is it over-flooded when it comes to lawn care stuff over there or just in Florida in general?
Here's the thing, bro.
I don't know because we are down here in Miami and Miami is a completely different world from Tampa.
Let me explain to you all that.
South Florida and Miami especially is its own.
This is not even like the United States, bro.
This is like South America-like, you know?
So Tampa is a whole other world, my friend.
You got a more mature, there's a lot more old people there.
You're going to run into some more Caucasians.
You know, down here, it's mostly Hispanic.
So I would say this, take a vacation down to Tampa and go ahead and look at the landscaping companies of the people that you might potentially compete with.
And see if it's worth it for you to go down here.
Most definitely.
That's what I would say.
I would not be educated enough to tell you about the lawn care business in Tampa, bro.
Because North Florida and South Florida, two different worlds, my friend.
What you could do is find a realtor in that area, and he will know a lot of long-care people from his businesses.
So for example, he manages properties properly.
He knows people that have properties.
They have a long-care company that they deal with.
They can tell you, okay, cool.
Here's my provider.
Talk to him.
He'll give you a general idea about the area.
So that's what I would do.
I'm going to assume it won't be as competitive.
But who knows, bro?
I would, yeah, definitely.
I would go ahead and do a vacation down at Tampa.
It's nice anyway.
Go down there, vacation, womanize, you know, talk to some bimbos, and then go ahead and check out who you would be competing with.
The local landscapers.
Call, see what the rates are.
Pretend to be a customer.
I do want to say one more thing.
I was going to consider a one-on-one consultation with you too, Myron.
One thing I would advise is, I'd say it's $500 for 20 minutes.
I'd advise raise that up.
I think you're lowballing yourself.
I refund people if they booked that website.
It's a lot more expensive now.
But I appreciate that.
I try to stay away from dual concerts.
I don't even advertise it anymore.
Yeah, I appreciate you guys, and you guys have a great week.
Thank you, bro.
Thanks, man.
Good luck with your business.
Good stuff.
All right, who's up next?
Okay, let's go with Tim Bucks and All We Trust.
All We Trust.
And All We Trust.
Okay.
Welcome to the show, bro.
What's your question?
We can hear you.
What's up, bro?
Yo, yo, y'all can hear me?
Yep.
Yeah, I mean, I just want to say that dude in the beginning, that was a big L. I'll try to quick it up, but...
I started watching y'all like four months ago.
That was when I got hired by J.P. Morgan.
I was stressing out, licensing.
Y'all motivated me that we make it over 100K. Nice.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
he gets dick, so big up, but nah, the real question was, one second, it's really this, I grew up in the Bronx, Mount Vainian, like a mafia neighborhood, and pretty much everything y'all saying is what we grow with, but I'm pretty much seeing Nobody hangs out in the streets anymore.
You don't see kids hanging out.
It's like, where are these dudes learning?
And this ain't for me, but where are young dudes, young kids learning how to be like us, you know?
They're not.
That's the problem.
Where do y'all learn?
How old are you?
Me, I'm 30.
You're 30?
Yeah, bro.
I mean, we're the last generation that actually played outside, bro.
Like, my little brother...
Are they looking at dudes on the internet like that?
I'll spend it to you.
So I have a brother.
He's 20, right?
Or he's 20, 21.
Who cares?
Fuck that nigga.
Anyway, and that generation of kids, bro, they all grew up on iPads, phones, internet, etc.
So unless they actually made a conscious effort, they didn't go outside.
So what do you have?
You have a bunch of obese ass kids that are pussies that are saying bullshit like internet cyberbullying, which is a whole hilarious concept.
I don't even know what that fucking means, right?
Toxic masculinity, all these like retarded terms that aren't real.
They're social constructs that just describe human behavior in general.
So yeah, bro.
I mean, guys are soft nowadays.
That's just what it comes down to.
And they're obese as well.
Facts.
Yo, I'm going to just say it.
I'm going to do it quick.
Chris, you the GOAT. The other day you wasn't on the show.
That shit was crazy different.
For us, you the GOAT. Myron the GOAT. I'm always GOAT. Have a good night, guys.
No worries, man.
Take it easy, bro.
Yeah, we're the last for real.
Yeah, we're the last generation, bro.
Like, I realize that shit when I meet young guys that, bro, I don't know what it is.
Yo, you know what's scary?
When those retards have kids, bro, it's over, bro.
It's going to be.
It's a wrap, bro.
Yeah.
I meet young guys now.
It's crazy to me how, like, anything is construed as bullying.
Like, oh, that's mean.
Like, guys just don't have this fucking killer instinct anymore.
It's crazy to me.
Like, I'll say some shit like, stop being a bitch.
Whoa.
That was aggressive.
What the fuck?
Like, bro, when I was growing up, niggas used to punch you just because.
Hey, pussy!
Bam!
You know, hit you with the Nelson.
Oh, shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Niggas laughing at you and shit, bro.
It's like, that was just another day in the office.
Shoving you in lockers, swirlies, fucking wedgies, all that shit.
I used to go to school with that shit.
Bro, 9-11 happened.
It was the worst.
Every single day.
Oh, your uncle hit the towers.
They killed Saddam, bro.
I couldn't go to school for like a day.
I was like, man, this is terrible.
Yeah, they killed your other uncle, Saddam Hussein.
Like, bro, bullying, it is what it is.
It was great.
That's why now racism doesn't affect me at all.
Yeah.
It really doesn't bother me at all.
Go through the fire.
Yeah.
You know, when people say some dumb shit, we say, oh, we don't, you know, dabble in the dark.
All these people are fucking soft.
If we made that joke 10 years ago, no, we'll give a fuck.
Yeah.
I will say, though, that these times that we're in right now, like even the social media itself, even, for example, the government, what we watch is gearing us towards like being passive and submissive.
So...
I mean, us as a man, bro, we gotta be careful what we watch.
See, look, some idiot in the fucking chest said, Myron Offerperk right now.
No, nigga, I've never done a drug in my life.
This is called charisma.
I don't need to fucking take drugs to be able to be on a podcast and speak and have a little bit of fucking, you know, animation to whatever I say.
I don't need drugs to get a pep in my step.
But this is the difference.
Like, a lot of y'all be, oh, I'm on a Zeddy.
Oh, I'm on Molly.
Oh, I need these drugs to, you know, to figure out what the fuck I'm doing in life.
Like, bro.
We used to make fun of motherfuckers at their drugs when I went to school.
I mean, I hung out with all athletes, so we'll do smoke pot.
Ah, you a fucking loser.
Loser.
But nowadays, that shit is glorified.
It's weird, bro.
People glorify being a fucking loser.
It's weird.
Tattoos on the face and shit like that is strange.
This is like...
These are the end times, bro.
Yeah, it's real talk, man.
Literally.
And people, I like these fucking dorks.
Like, not going to the gym, not taking care of yourself, smoking pot, doing Xanny, doing drugs, all this shit.
I remember you used to get shamed, bro, if dudes found out you did drugs in school.
You know, you might smoke a little pot here or there, but niggas would be like, oh, you're a failure.
I remember that shit.
Yo, you're a fucking failure, bro.
What are you doing?
We used to shame the fuck out of each other, but that's good.
But nowadays, you can't shame people for poor life decisions.
That's considered shame.
Oh my God, that's bullying.
That's bad.
Bullying is good.
Bring shame and bullying back again.
You want to know why?
Because it's a natural buffer against mediocrity.
I was gonna say, like, everyone has their face of going through, like, drugs or whatever, drinking, but, like, when you become an adult, you gotta agree, man.
You gotta change, because, bro, that's just lame.
It's whack, bro.
It's really fucking whack.
Like, any of you guys here in the chat, if you do drugs or whatever, I don't know what the fuck you're doing, bro.
Like, you're literally handicapping yourself for no reason.
Like, why?
Especially if you're broke.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Like, people tell me, well, Joe Rogan smokes pot.
Mike Tyson smoked pot.
You ain't Joe Rogan, nigga, and you're not fucking Mike Tyson either.
The fuck?
Like, you want to use this small percentage of guys that did it.
You know what's worse?
Vaping, bro.
That shit's so gay.
Fucking stupid.
Who the fuck wants to do a vape that's killing yourself daily?
Dumb.
Bro, vaping is retarded, bro.
You know who vapes?
Dumb hoes vape.
That's who vapes, bro.
And maggots.
Yeah, and maggots.
We should be rumble right now.
But yeah, bro, if you're out here vaping, doing drugs, smoking pot, taking Xanny's, taking Molly's, any of this extra shit, cocaine, any of this stuff, what are you doing?
I look so cool.
What are you doing?
You're handicapping yourself for no fucking reason.
Smoking cigarettes, any of this other fuck shit.
Why?
It's mango-flavored.
It's a mango flavor.
Real mango, nigga.
Like, yo, everybody I know, like Sneeko used to smoke weed.
He stopped.
Guess what happened?
He 10x his income.
Started live streaming, became way more productive, became way better.
As a man, okay?
If you guys could take one thing away from this podcast, take this one fucking thing.
As a man, in 2022, going into 2023, you cannot afford to have any distractions or anything that's going to handicap you.
You guys see the girls that we bring on this show.
All these girls want a guy that's making 100 to 500k per year.
That seems to be the fucking average.
They all want a guy that's charismatic, charming, in shape, etc.
They live on Instagram.
So they think that this guy's common.
Well, guess what, asshole?
When you smell like fucking shit from smoking cigarettes, doing drugs, drinking alcohol all the time, your sweat smells like fucking shit because you don't take care of yourself, you look like a fucking slob, you stink, what the fuck do you think is gonna happen?
And you're broke!
The only people that can get away with smoking pot every day and being a fucking loser are girls.
Guys can't do that shit.
No millionaire's gonna come save you.
You ain't gonna get invited to no fucking yacht.
You're not gonna get invited to no listening party.
You're not gonna get flown out anywhere.
No one gives a fuck about you if you're a guy and you're a loser.
And doing drugs is one of the best ingredients to being a fucking loser.
It's a concoction of fucking mediocrity.
Doing drugs, not going to gym, smoking, doing all this fuck shit.
Only girls can get away with doing that shit.
Men can't.
You must become a somebody for anybody to realize you're a fucking anybody.
Sorry!
That's the world that we live in.
No one gives a fuck about average men anymore.
Y'all seen it on this podcast.
Ask the girl.
You want a guy that's 5 foot 8, 50k per year?
No!
Yo, someone said, Myron, did you guys smoke in Romania?
No, retard.
It was cigar.
And it was two cigars.
It was a weed, nigga.
It was two cigars.
I lost my voice.
That's how little we smoke or do anything.
I smoked half a cigar and lost my voice.
That's how clean these fucking lungs are, assholes.
Alright?
Speaking of assholes, next caller.
Yeah, next caller.
I'm not joking.
The girls are in the bottle.
Oh, the girls are here?
Yeah.
They didn't get scared off from our rants yet?
No, they just walked in.
Yo, what's up?
Yo, guys.
I just want to say thank you for all you guys have been doing.
Thanks, bro.
Thanks.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, we got you.
We got you, brother.
No, no problem.
Well, I just wanted to ask you guys real quick, because I've been listening to you guys for a minute while I've been between jobs to get my CDL. I'm also an animation director.
But the main thing I wanted to ask you guys, what do you think is going to happen if all these chicks end up trying to go for these high-value men in the future, but then apparently there's not enough to go around because as they try to do this and the younger chicks come up, then all of a sudden, obviously, there's not going to be any room for them to take it over or even just soon.
You know what I mean?
Let me tell you something, bro.
It's very simple.
Since the beginning of time, About 90% of women, 90-100% of women, have procreated, whereas only 25-40% have procreated.
What does that tell you?
Don't worry, I'll do the math for you.
I'll do the math for you.
That means that the top males get all the fucking girls.
To the winner go all the spoils.
A lot of girls will come on this show and say, I work a job and I'm not going to settle on a fucking loser.
They'd rather die alone than be settled with a fucking dork.
Or get a career.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, bro.
A lot of these girls are settling, bro.
The thing is, it's happening right now.
It's happening right now.
As we speak, only some niggas are smashing.
The rest are not.
This is what's gonna happen.
Polygamy is gonna start to be a thing.
The dudes at the top are gonna have all the fucking girls.
It's already happening now.
Thanks to social media, dating apps, etc.
It's already happening.
It could even go beyond that.
I'm guessing that if it's really that many chicks and not that many dudes.
Huh?
He's saying it's going to be even more pronounced.
Yes, my friend.
It's happening right now.
Even behind the scenes here, it's happening right now.
It's hilarious.
I'm telling you, man.
That's the world that we're in.
The guys at the top are going to have all the girls.
Okay, that's just crazy.
And then just one last thing.
I just wanted to give a recommendation.
If y'all could, I would like to see at one point Andrew Tate and Destiny come on to your guys' show because I just feel like they've been the best two guests I've seen besides Jay Waller.
And those two having a debate in general would be phenomenal to see.
Okay, dude.
When Andrew comes back stateside, we'll see what we can make happen.
Alright, thank you guys, and stay blessed.
Stay blessed, brother.
Thanks for calling in.
Alright, we got 5185.
Five bucks.
Yeah, hey, fresh and fit.
Shout out to you guys.
Thank you for changing my life.
And I'm going to get to it.
So...
Nigga said I'm going to get to it.
Bro, get to it!
Hold on.
Hey, can you guys hear me?
Yes, bro, we can hear you.
Have you ever had a dream that you...
Hey, what's the formula for...
Finding out a multiplex building that you're trying to buy.
I hear you guys talking about as long as the numbers work.
Cash on cash return.
What is that formula?
Cash on cash return.
Multifamily.
Okay, is what you want.
That's what I go off of.
I always go off of cash on cash return.
Anything over 10% is going to be fantastic depending on what market you're in.
All right?
Especially in this real estate market with higher interest rates.
Well, basically, all you do is you take your net income, all right?
You divide it by how much money you put down, your net income for the year, right?
You divide it by how much you put in, and then that will give you a number.
So, for example, let's say you drop $100,000 to buy a $400,000 house, right?
You put 25% down.
You put 100K in, right?
That house generates you $1,000 a month.
That's $12,000 a year.
1,000 times 12 is $12,000.
$12,000 a year, based off $100,000 that you invested, that's a 12% cash-on-cash return because you put in $100,000 and you get back $12,000.
That's 12%.
That's a good return.
And then if you want to go ahead and use the IRR, that's going to be a little bit higher because then you're adding in other things like appreciation and all this other bullshit.
But I like to just use cash-on-cash because it keeps it simple.
Anything over 10% is good.
That's the formula to use, my friend.
Are we able to use anything in collateral?
Like, for example, a car...
For what?
Ownership with valuables.
No, nigga.
Wait, you mean collateral like for a home loan?
No.
You can't do that.
The only collateral I've seen is you gotta put up other real estate.
You could do that, but I mean...
Not a car, though.
Yeah, but not a car, nigga.
Bro, nope!
1972.
1928.
Bro, listen.
Let me tell you something, bro.
You think the bank is going to sit there?
Shut up for two seconds and fucking listen.
Shut up and listen for two seconds.
Shut up and fucking listen for two seconds.
You seriously think a bank is going to accept your rusty ass fucking car when the car market is down, okay, as collateral on a fucking house?
Let me tell y'all something.
If you go to Bank of America right fucking now and tell them, hey guys, I want to take a loan for $1,000 to buy stock in Bank of America.
You know what they're going to tell you?
Nope.
They won't even give you a loan to buy stock in their own fucking company.
That should let you know everything you need to know.
Also, they're not a pawn shop, bro.
You can't just stick in there.
I want to trade stuff for...
Dude, it's not a pawn shop, bro.
It's a bank.
It's a business.
This nigga said I'm going to put my car up as collateral on the loan.
You're a damn pawn shop, nigga.
Bro, the only thing that you can put up as collateral is other property, bro.
Yeah, bro.
The banks are not going to give you a loan on anything except for a fucking house.
Or if you want to go ahead and buy a car like a retard, then yeah, they'll give you a loan on that.
But they're going to make sure they get their fucking money up front on that interest rate.
Yeah, cars appreciate it.
Always, bro, for the most part.
One of the dumbest things you could do is buy a fucking car, especially in today's market, bro.
And if you're making car payments, you're stupid as fuck.
We did a whole episode on the car market and why you should not be buying cars right now.
And if you do, you better buy it cash, you buy a fucking beater, you drive that bitch into the ground.
The only people that should be fucking leasing cars at this point are fucking business owners that can do it, that can actually get a tax refund on it to some degree or depreciate the fuck out that car.
But the rest of you niggas that are regular nine-to-fivers, not entrepreneurs, not buying it for some kind of business venture that you can write it off?
Fuck no.
Hell no.
None of y'all should be buying a car right now.
Car market's about a tank.
Okay.
Alright, alright.
I hear you.
I hear you.
That was that, man.
Alright, man.
Cash returns, bro.
Cash returns.
We just gave you a bunch of games right there.
You got it, bro.
Alright, let's go with...
We got the girls here and a few more calls that paid.
8-5-9-7.
Alright.
Send to you.
And we could go ahead and just do it right...
You know what I mean?
Do the after hours right away.
No, I went to the gym earlier.
How about we do a call-in show with the girls?
No?
Okay.
We know how that goes.
Okay, cool.
What's up?
Hello?
Yep.
Can you hear me?
Yep, we can.
Yeah, we got you.
Go ahead.
Okay, I guess I just wanted to ask for some dating advice because I was talking to this guy and he ghosted me and I genuinely don't know why.
How old are you?
Tell me how it is.
How old are you?
I'm 20.
Okay, where are you from?
Florida.
Okay.
How tall are you?
I'm 5'1".
Okay, you gotta be honest if we're gonna be able to dispense the best advice here.
How much do you weigh?
I think I weigh 140.
Alright, so you're a bigger girl.
Alright, so 5'1", 140.
You live in Florida.
Okay, and then you said the guy ghosted you.
What happened?
How'd y'all meet?
Okay, so he DM'd me on Instagram.
He had told me that He was like, oh, I think you're cute.
Like, we should meet up in person.
And I was like, yeah.
So at the time being, like, we met up at a club because he met my gay friend at the time.
Okay.
And we hit it off.
It was good vibes or whatever.
From there, like, he wanted to see me every single day.
And I was like, okay, like, that's the vibe.
Okay.
And it was like that.
Hold on.
Did he smash?
Did he smash?
Uh, no.
What?
Stop the cow.
For us to be able to give the best advice, you can't cap on this.
Yeah, you can't cap.
Did y'all fuck or no?
Don't cap.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not.
So y'all didn't smash?
But consistently, we did have affection.
Like, we would kiss, like, hold hands.
It was that, but I just didn't want to fuck him.
How long were you guys seeing each other?
How long was he coming over to hang out with you or whatever?
Almost every single day, like unless he had work.
For how long?
Other than that, like I wouldn't see him.
For how long?
How long?
It would be like, I want to say like five or six hours.
No, but I mean like how long did he see you every day?
Time period.
Like how long he would see me?
No, how long was the time period?
Was it a week?
Was it two weeks?
How long did he come consistently seeing you?
Oh, it was for a month.
No wonder he ghosted your ass, nigga.
Yeah, no, of course he's gonna ghost you.
What the fuck?
He just matched in a month?
Nigga's gone, bro.
Yeah, bro.
I mean, even every sip has his day.
What?
The thing is that, like, I had told him.
I had told him.
I was like, oh, like, I want to take things slow.
Like, I barely know you.
Because he's from, I don't know if you guys know the city, but it's St.
Cloud.
He's from St.
Cloud, and he was like, what?
Shorty.
I'm gonna give a thousand words to you, Shorty.
Myron just answered some questions and you gave yourself your own answer.
What happened was, nigga was like, yo, shorty's cute.
I'm feeling her.
I'm going to take her out.
We're going to see what's up.
You said to him, oh, I want to take it slow.
I don't know you that well.
And he said, you know what?
I'm going to give her some chances.
A week pass.
He said, all right, I'm going to give her another week.
A second week pass.
Nigga said, nigga, this shit.
I'm going to give you a blue ball.
And then Then the fourth week.
Yeah, it's over!
So off-rip, like, nigga was giving you chances, but you had him long for, like, the whole ride.
I mean, like, what do you expect?
He's gonna leave.
What do you expect?
Yeah, I mean, honestly, you deserve to get ghosted at that point.
So, like, for me, I was raised differently, so, like, my mom was very, like, old school.
My mom's like oh just like have him wait and then like once you know that his intentions are just like you and only you like then like do what you gotta do but for now it's you and only you for real.
No, it's you and only you for real.
And your mom was in the club like that.
Yeah, like, here's the thing, bro.
Like, you gotta understand that guys have certain tolerance levels, right?
There's guys out there that will simp away for you forever, and then there's some guys that will, you know, give it a week, a day, whatever.
Typically, the higher the guy's value, the less patience they have.
I'm shocked this guy actually waited around a month for you and hung out with you three, four days a week for five hours at a time.
God fucking damn!
And then for you to be 5'1", 140, you ain't even that bad.
That's commitment, bro.
So for him to do that, and here's the other thing, too.
Let's keep it all the way at 1,000, man.
You didn't like him that much.
You're not going to make a guy wait a month that you actually are physically attracted to, aroused by, etc.
The guy probably had some pussy nigga tendencies.
You were like, okay, this guy's a nice guy.
I can make him wait.
The reason why you made him wait was because you felt comfortable that you could make him wait and he would stick around.
That's why you're so shocked right now that he actually left after a month.
Because he was a sip and you thought you could keep him stringing along for longer.
That's the reality.
So, I'm a curious caller.
When would he have given up the box?
Like, when you say, you know what?
Alright, he deserves to have the box now.
When would that actually be?
Scary part is she probably can't even answer it.
Um, I was...
It was gonna be like a three-month trial.
Like, I was gonna, like, give it...
Steve Harvey?!
Steve Harvey?!
Oh, hell no!
I bet you in the version at all!
Yo!
And you fucked in the first night!
Yo!
Three months?!
Nigga, you about to be single for life, nigga!
Three months.
What?
Hell no, bro.
Actually, you're right, though, because, like, I have been single for three years, so it's like, I just thought, like, having been, like...
Anyway, Smash, nobody in the three years?
I don't give a fuck.
Are you a virgin?
Hell no, bro.
No.
What are you waiting for?
Nigga, you already fucked it up.
What the fuck are you waiting for?
I did, but...
The milk is...
You already fucked it up, nigga.
Like, soda over the milk and spit in it.
I don't...
The fuck is the spit?
I don't know.
Where are you too, Chris?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
What kind of weird ass fucking bum nigga analogy is that?
What the fuck?
Chris is weird, dog.
What's wrong with Chris, man?
Everyone's saying that I'm cab.
That's crazy.
I mean, you might be to some level, but three months is crazy.
I mean, I kind of believe it.
Nigga just probably got fed up and said, fuck this shit.
I'm not waiting for months.
Yeah, he's a month.
I waited a month and then three months.
And the other thing, too, is that he was hanging out with you damn near every day for four, five, six hours.
God damn!
Nigga said, if I put enough time, I'm going to get a reward.
I'm going to get a smash.
Nigga said, nah, where's the time?
The reality is this.
His value wasn't high enough.
He wasn't that attractive.
She hung out with him, et cetera, but he was a pussy.
She knew that he was a pussy.
She wasn't attracted and aroused by him like that.
So she's like, let me try.
I need more time to like him.
And then, you know, he didn't build up enough attraction in the time period.
She thought he was going to hang around.
He didn't hang around, which is why she's calling in right now, because she's shocked at the fact that he actually ghosted her and left.
And that's kind of how it goes.
I mean, ladies, you got to understand that.
Like what I tell women is if you, you, there's certain guys that you could play games with.
And there's certain guys that you can't play games with.
And if you do play games, understand that there's always going to be an expiration time clock.
We're playing the games.
And the higher that guy's value, the less he's going to let you fuck around with them.
And basically, like, have you heard the term blue balls, by chance?
Oh, yeah.
That nigga turned into a smurf.
I heard blue balls was a miss.
Is it a miss?
No.
His balls exploded.
That boy a smurf now.
Literally, bro.
I feel like, okay, so I don't know if you guys want to get more in-depth with it, but I feel like the reason why I wasn't, like, I was hesitant on trying to give it up so easily is because He had just gone out of a relationship and they were together for three years.
So?
Bro, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Don't try to female rationalize it.
This is fresh and fit.
He wasn't that attractive.
You're right.
Yeah, stop the fucking cat, bro.
We're not your girlfriends.
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
Oh, the reason why is because he got out of a relationship for three years.
Fuck out of here.
It don't matter.
You know who you're talking to?
We're going to sit here and make your girlfriends like, yeah, bro, you made the right decision.
No, you made the wrong decision.
Stupid.
That nigga gone.
Yeah, bro.
We're going to give it to you straight.
You fucked up.
You thought that you could play him a little bit longer.
He walked away.
Now you're wondering, oh my god, what the fuck?
Yeah.
Yeah, bro.
You can only play a game.
That was on you.
Yeah, that's on you.
That's on you.
And it's okay.
Just hold it.
All right.
We're giving it to you straight.
We're not your girlfriends.
We're not going to sit here and confirm your bad decisions.
At least you know now the truth.
Yeah.
And she knows too.
She admitted it.
Yeah, he wasn't attractive.
Now, with the truth, do what you will.
But at least you know the truth.
Chicks know who they can make way and who they can't, bro.
Yeah.
There's some niggas, they're fucking them the first night.
Other guys are like, I think I can check them out for three months.
Three months, bro.
Three months, bro.
Alright, a few more calls and girls are waiting.
Yo, this is comedy though.
We got 10 girls.
When girls go out to the show, it's always hilarious.
I'm not losing all this fucking weight for a girl who made me wait a lap that fucking long, bro.
Three months?
Go to fucking hell.
I already spinach and kale so I can tell a bitch like that, go to hell.
I ain't even waiting three months.
Thanks.
He's a nice guy.
That nigga 300 pounds.
He's a nice guy.
Never fucking again, bro.
Never, bro.
That shit trash.
Okay, 8, 9, 1, 4.
Wait on these nuts.
Alright, what's up caller?
Yo, yo, can you guys hear me?
Yeah, we got you.
Today's caller show is hilarious.
Well, first of all, I think I speak for so many of your viewers that, you know, you guys provide a ton of value and it's absolutely awesome.
And the other thing I have to say is, Fresh, I feel like you're the one who gets roasted more than anyone on the show.
However, The other day when you called Myron Walmart Aladdin, I just about lost my shit.
That was absolutely hilarious.
Here is my question for you guys.
I'm going to try to keep it as concise as possible and I think it will help a lot of guys.
Not all men.
A lot of men watch your stuff as entertainment.
I certainly watch it as entertainment, but I also take the lessons from it, the mindset, because Me personally, I see myself as not average.
I'm not going to be average.
I'm never going to settle for average.
That's the kind of person that I am.
And I think a lot of your viewers are that way, right?
And so I'm always thinking ahead and I'm looking at the end game here.
Now, I think that guys who are like, you know what?
I'm going to wait around until I find the right one, and I'm just going to get a version, right?
You guys, I don't know if you've heard of Owen Cook or RSV and all that, but I've been following that guy's stuff for a long time as well.
I'm actually going to shoot out to LA to go to one of his events tonight.
I'm already late as fuck, but whatever.
And then basically what he said is if you want a serious relationship, you almost have to Get even more intense with your abundance, with your rotation, with having a lot of options, because if they're getting more and more rare to find a good quality girl, what are the chances that you're going to sit back and see less, date less, and get the needle in the haystack, right?
And so my question, all that context that I'm building up leads to this question.
You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
We all know that.
We all acknowledge that.
But where do you draw the line between, okay, You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
But on the other extreme end of that is, I'm going to wait for the perfect one and I can't change them.
I think if you have the mentality that I won't do any training, any changing, nothing, That you're going to be sitting around waiting for something that doesn't exist.
I think you have to train them a little bit and guide them and go, hey, look, you grew up in this culture, whatever, you have this life, maybe this mentality.
Let me teach you something.
Let me just, because I know what route you're going down.
Yo, I'm going to make this very simple for you.
We've talked about this explicitly.
We've even had Donovan Sharper on the show and talked about how in 2022...
A lot of girls come with bad habits that you're going to have to train out of them.
So if you want a girl to be your perfect girlfriend, yeah, bro, you're going to have to teach her how to be that perfect girlfriend.
Because a lot of girls will come in with just bad fucking habits.
They'll think, let me post pictures of my ass on the internet.
Let me go to the club.
Let me go on girls trips, etc.
They're going to want to go ahead and do single dot girl shit while simultaneously trying to be your girlfriend.
And the reality is you got to nip that shit in the butt off rip.
Now, you don't say, hey, bitch, you can't go outside.
No, you don't do that.
You basically say, listen.
If you want to be my girlfriend, this is why it's so important that the girl has to ask you for the fucking relationship.
Because when they ask you for the relationship, well then you can dictate your terms.
You have more leverage, you have more negotiating power.
Yo, this is what I expect in my girlfriend.
And that she can either comply or goodbye.
If she wants to cooperate with your requirements, fantastic.
Then you elevate her to girlfriend.
If she doesn't, then she stays in the fucking sex rotation only.
And trust me, every girl she likes you to some degree is going to want commitment from the guy.
Just that she wants commitment from the right guy.
You need to be that fucking right guy.
Because you can't demand, right?
You can't have these requirements.
You can't have these demands unless you're that fucking guy.
You got to have your money on point.
You got to be a shit.
You got to be charismatic.
You got to be charming.
You got to smell good.
Have your teeth straight, clean, all that shit.
Become that fucking guy.
Then you can demand these things.
Listen.
Harvard University has a less than 1% acceptance rate.
I remember when I was going to college, it was like a less than 3% acceptance rate, between 1% and 3%.
And people still go and do whatever the fuck is required to get into Harvard.
Why?
Because the name has prestige behind it.
You need to be the Harvard for these girls.
Because when you're that fucking guy, trust me, they'll go ahead and they'll accommodate your requirements if you're that fucking guy.
If you're a loser, though, she's going to look at you like, fuck you, nigga, I'm going to the club.
That's what happens when a girl don't respect you.
But women know what guys they can try and which guys they can't.
So what I'm telling you is you need to be that guy and you got to understand that most girls are not going to come with good habits.
They're going to come with some street activity, if you know what I'm saying.
You got to deprogram that shit out of them.
Okay, excellent.
Great point.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Thank you for your time.
You guys keep doing what you're doing.
You're crushing it.
And I just love it, man.
I'm going to keep supporting you guys in every way I can.
Be Harvard, my friend.
Be Harvard.
Be Harvard.
All right, caller.
Thanks, man.
Alright, let's go with, one second, 1119, 20 bucks.
A lot of y'all niggas be fucking like DeVry University, though.
Kaiser!
Kaiser!
A lot of y'all niggas be Phoenix University online trying to tell these girls what to fucking do.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
ICDC College.
Yeah, y'all niggas be Community College trying to tell girls, oh yeah, I have these requirements.
You gotta look at you like, fuck you, bro.
I plan to transfer to a real university after this.
You ain't here.
I'm just here for my prerequisites, nigga.
Alright, callers.
Hello?
Yep.
Yo.
Are you here?
Yeah, we hear you.
All right, speed round with these questions, guys.
Speed round.
I can't believe I'm talking to...
I can't believe I'm actually talking to you guys, man.
Hey, man, we're not that special, bro.
We're not special.
We're just regular niggas, bro.
Ask your question.
Go ahead.
Speed round.
I just want to say, because I preface, I'm wondering if maybe you could do a woman Wednesdays to...
Exemplify the point of not just how men deal with regular women, but also how women in their families, particularly their mothers, can hold them back.
Because my mother was on some bad shit criminal shit.
She was stealing my money, defrauding me.
She used all my money and my taxes to purchase a house and then used false claims of domestic violence to get both me and my brother kicked out.
Goddamn!
Well, my friend, that's a very specific example.
Most moms don't do that to their kids.
And that's unfortunate that that happened to you, bro.
Yeah, I mean, shit was bad, man.
I almost killed myself last year, and I found your content late 2021 into early 2022.
And the work that you guys did inspired me to pursue an education in software engineering.
I went to Flatiron.
And graduated in August, bro.
I got my software engineering certificate.
He's currently looking for a job right now.
So I just want to say, man, honestly, the work that you guys do is fucking crazy.
The work that you guys do is helpful.
And to all the other people out there that just be watching, be bitching, all you other bitch niggas out there, I heard the other fucking caller talking about, oh, not everyone can be a doctor.
Nigga, you don't have to be a doctor.
You don't gotta be a rapper.
You don't gotta be a fucking billionaire.
Just don't be a simp-ass loser, bro.
Bam.
Don't be a fucking piece of shit, chilling around in your fucking bedroom, smoking weed, play 2K, and then going to your $12 an hour job.
Do something with your fucking life, bro.
There's always something you can fucking do.
Good job, my friend.
On the job market, trash.
But I'm still doing what I can, bro.
No, man.
Keep Keanu, bro.
And that's a perfect example of not letting your past with your mom fuck up your present, which will destroy your future.
And that's the thing as a man.
You guys got to remember, bro, that no one gives a fuck about your past.
No one gives a fuck what you're going through.
The only thing that people care about is results, especially when you're a man, bro.
And your future as well.
Yeah, and your future, of course.
So I'm glad that you're still here with us, my friend.
And that's what we're talking about.
That's that winter mindset.
Good job, bro.
That's that eye of the tiger.
You're not going to let any type of setbacks fuck you up.
Hey man, just cut your mom off.
It is what it is, man.
Some people are fucking shitbags.
That's the unfortunate thing, man.
That's actually what I wanted to ask you about because you're an agent for Homeland Security.
I understand you have some not like I'm looking for legal advice or anything, but Naturally, all the legal advice, not to mention police, they're pretty fucking useless.
Like, that makes sense too.
So I'm just wondering, like, how best...
Because she has my sister, and I've been taking care of my sister.
She's special needs.
I've been taking care of her my whole life.
And because of what she did, I've effectively been ostracized for my sister too.
And she can't take care of myself.
And I know that bitch does not like taking care of her, and I fear for the worst of her.
So I've been wondering, like, what type of legal advice can I help Can I go to?
What type of lawyer could I go to?
You need to go to a family lawyer.
You need to go to a family lawyer and articulate your point and see what you can do, depending on your state.
Alright?
Alright, brother.
Go to a family lawyer and see what you can do as far as getting custody of your sister.
Yes, sir.
Alright.
And then have documentation ready to show that your mom's a criminal and or was arrested and isn't a fit guardian slash caretaker.
And you better have all your stuff in order to show that you're a provider and you can take care of your sister.
Cool?
Yep, he's gone.
Alright, cool.
Alright, who's up next?
Look at that, man.
We're saving lives, bro.
Facts.
People are literally wanting to hurt themselves and they don't watching the pod.
That's what's up.
I guarantee you the haters don't get those fucking kinds of calls.
Nope.
Them bum-ass reaction channels.
You know who I'm talking about.
They get laughing at more G's and that's it.
Yeah, bro.
Alright, let's go.
One more call and then read Super Chats.
Alright, last call.
Go ahead, bro.
Alright, so I'm going to try to make this real quick.
Don't try.
Just make it quick.
Yo, hit the question, bro.
So, alright.
So basically, I got an LLC. My question to you is this.
I'm trying to scale up this.
I'm doing vending machines right now.
I'm trying to scale that up.
But my question is, should I worry about scaling that up first?
Or could I simultaneously start to get into real estate and do, like you said, get the FHA loan and try to get a duplex or something?
Or should I scale my vending machine business first?
That depends on how much capital you have and do you have the money to actually get into real estate yet?
Yeah, I would master the vending machine business first, get the capital and foundation set first.
Once that's done, the next piece is investing your money.
Because, bro, that business, bro, takes time and effort.
Until you know what?
A to Z. Hey man, you should learn it first, get the money up, then invest.
I mean, he could get an FHA loan and get into a property right now, but I mean, bro, I don't know how much money you have.
I don't know how much capital you have.
I don't know how much your money your business is generating.
So that is all very important because I'll tell you this, bro, you don't want to be house poor.
You need to have quite a bit of money in reserves if you're going to get into real estate.
Okay.
Alright.
That makes a lot of sense.
Appreciate it.
Alright, brother.
Take it easy, man.
Niggas in the chat making fun of the haters.
And callers, I know I missed a few $2 super chats, $5 on the phone lines.
Next week, we'll get you guys.
We have a show to run.
We got some chats to read.
We got the best chat in the fucking world, bro.
Okay, YouTube is fire, but Rumble's...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rumble is a whole other level.
Short cat before catching this on Rumble.
Okay, I can't read that.
Ruchius Zagaratus says, First Donald, glad to see you guys back on Rumble.
You guys don't hold back on this platform.
Oh yeah, yeah, we don't hold back on Rumble, bro.
And what else do we got?
The Hollow Turtle.
Happy one year, Big Mo.
Joined the Discord two months ago and I knew it wasn't meant to be there.
Just moved out and got welcomed by FNF Dallas.
Shout out to Rod, Eric, and the gang.
Anyone that says the community don't help, people can suck my dick.
Fantastic.
Thank you.
Shout out to all our guys over there in Dallas, man.
Shout out FNF gang trying to get healthy.
Any suggestions on how to curb sweets cravings?
Eat more fruit.
It's a lifestyle.
Blackberries, strawberries are very low calorie and those will help you with your sweet tooth.
Saw Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle last night.
Chris talked about nobody caring about how much money women make or what they could do.
They talked about how cheating on his wife is why his marriage works.
FNF always spin facts.
Bro, Yo.
I've been telling y'all niggas.
Comedians, bro.
That's how it's always been.
Rich, famous men always fuck other bitches.
These women are delusional if they think that they're going to have a high value man to themselves.
It don't work that way.
You know what's funny?
Comedians speak truth, true comedy.
And they've been saying this for a minute, bro.
Chris Rock is RP aware.
Also as well, Dave Chappelle.
They know the game.
But when I say it, it's misogyny.
But when Dave and Chappelle and Chris Rock have been saying this, this is the fucking 90s.
It's not funny.
It's not a rap lyric.
It's not like a musical entertainment.
It's how the world works.
It's how the world works.
In comedy, it's funny.
You're never going to have a winner to yourself.
Once women can get that through their fucking skulls, they'll be happier.
He cheated on me, bitch!
He's a multi-millionaire!
You think he's only going to want to have sex with you?
Fuck out of here!
From that guy to the next guy, he's going to cheat too.
Yeah, you go ahead and you get the bum, he's going to fuck another bitch too.
Probably even faster.
Happy one of your anniversary, Mo.
You have the best smile that can light up any room.
Pause, nigga.
Goddamn.
That's a girl.
That's a girl.
That's a girl?
Yeah, that's a girl.
Still gay.
Still gay.
Congratulations on all of your accomplishments thus far.
Looking slimmer, too.
What's her name?
Brie Deezer?
Thank you, Brie.
Hey, did you smash her?
What?
No.
I don't know.
It's a female supporter.
Is that your friend?
Female supporter.
I'm a man of God, by the way.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm a man of God, of course.
I can understand that.
I can understand that.
No, I just think it didn't.
I'm out of here.
Gay!
I got female friends.
Which girls are the baddest in Miami?
White Hispanic or black?
Well, there's no white girls here.
So it's mostly Hispanic girls.
There's some white girls here.
I know, I'm just kidding.
White Hispanic, of course.
Wait!
Are you saying not the black girls?
Keep the show going, bro.
You don't dabble in the dark?
I do.
What do you mean?
You black as hell, nigga.
You don't like your own?
We're about to get canceled.
What are you saying?
It's my preference, bro.
My preference.
It's your preference?
Yeah.
Allegedly fresh.
Allegedly.
Fresh internet rider.
What about you?
What about you?
I have definitely David Hasselhoff more than you have.
I doubt that.
I definitely have.
I'm from the islands.
There's no way, bro.
Yeah, nigga.
You smashed white tourists when you were in the islands.
No, I'm...
I mean, black.
No, they're white tourists.
I know.
That's the most of your...
But what frustration is black girls.
Yeah, but he didn't fuck with them, though.
Don't let this nigga fool you.
I did.
No, you didn't, bro.
This nigga, bro.
Nigga capping for them.
How would you know?
Bro.
I said the majority was Taurus, but nigga, I had to, like, go to the fire, too.
Oh.
Wait, wait.
I'm talking.
No, we're not on Rumble.
Okay.
I can't wait for this clip to come out a year later.
We're not?
Go to the fire.
Yo, I can't wait.
This clip's gonna come out.
One year later, nigga's gonna be like, oh, look at Fresh and Fit that racist.
Look at that making these jokes.
He said, go to the fire.
Listen, bro.
Listen, bro.
Everyone has their preferences, okay?
That's all I'm gonna say, bro.
You're right.
So you don't love your black queens?
I do, bro.
You do?
I'm just saying.
Everyone has to go through a fire.
Listen, man.
Let's keep the show going.
Show the only black queens, man.
Show the only black queens.
And are we still on the air?
Yeah, we're still on.
For now, for now, for now.
Yep, for now.
We're still on?
Yeah, alright, cool.
Fresh is a man of God, by the way.
Can't wait for this to be used against us a year from now.
Thank you, Mo.
Thank you, Mo.
Some fucking random bimbo is going to pull this shit out of fucking nowhere when we get into an argument about with Asian Doll again, and it's just going to, oh, shit, look at these guys!
You know what I find funny, though?
Like, my family's black, bro.
My mom, my sister, my cousin's like, bro.
Oh, yeah, we know that.
Obviously, Obviously, I love my black queens.
And don't forget, Fresh is a humanitarian.
Yes.
An upstanding citizen.
A saint and an angel in this humane society.
Thank you, Mo.
Thank you, Mo.
I'll say this, though.
They'll clip the part when we make fun of black girls, but they don't clip the part when I make fun of the Asian girls.
Me, you love you a long time.
Nobody says nothing about, or the Beckys, you know?
We make fun of everybody.
Everybody, bro.
Everybody gets roasted.
Even me.
Yeah.
Even you.
We make fun of all races.
Walmart, Aladdin.
No one is safe.
Walmart.
No one is safe.
Walmart, Aladdin?
Walmart, Aladdin.
That's your best joke right there.
There you go.
Okay.
Well, you look like fucking tar.
You're only trying to stop the religion and get to a mutual understanding.
Your cast is doing a great job.
Don't stop.
Fuck the haters.
Yeah, absolutely, bro.
Fuck the haters, man.
Digital darkness.
And then...
OG MJ. 1811 cover of the Shekella Robinson murder.
It has it all.
Hyenas murdering one another.
Official cover of Micah said Hyenas murder.
What the fuck?
Yo!
Official cover-up, and now the FBI's involved is trending and would expose you to new viewers.
All right, thanks, OGMJ. OGMJ, y'all niggas has got no fucking chill, bro.
What did they call that girl doggy show again?
Rumble?
Huh?
They call her, like, something doggy.
I forgot.
Yo, man.
I know the Will one was hilarious.
Yeah, yo, man.
Y'all niggas got no chill.
Damn, I forgot.
All right.
Where are we at?
Goddamn.
All right.
My mom just died on the 15th of November.
Her funeral is Monday.
Them, Sneeko Tate, et cetera, are keeping me on little bro's head above water right now.
Thank you guys for helping my mental health.
And then he gives his number.
Thank you, bro.
Shout out to you, bro.
That's from Swavy at ENT. What's up?
Looking forward towards real estate when it comes to selecting tenants.
Well, I have access to certain backgrounds such as credit score and his or her occupation.
I just got to make sure he or she legit pay on time.
Yeah, bro.
You run a full background check on all tenants.
Nigga, what the hell?
That's number one.
Yeah.
I'm 6'3".
Workout, six figures, and an investment consultant.
Women now have the audacity to approach when those same women would never approach me.
15 years ago, social media has made low-level women think they deserve these guys.
Captain America.
Captain America.
All right, shout-out to you, bro.
Naughty Nurse.
Want to show love.
20 bucks.
Naughty Nurse.
Naughty Nurse.
Okay, want to show love.
Shout-out to Naughty Nurse.
Have a question.
Please and praise.
I think we probably got you on the phone.
Guys, why take on sponsors?
You guys could say what you wanted in the past because you don't need to answer to sponsors.
And that's from JMC. Well, here's the thing, bro.
It's a business.
I mean, I don't know why y'all...
I mean...
Guys, this is not charity work.
I mean, it could be.
And it was at the beginning.
It's still a business.
Yeah.
And we still give it a lot of free value.
You don't have to pay a dime to watch this right now.
Facts.
Come on, man.
So, on the line and want to ask the fellas for advice.
Much love, y'all.
Got you.
Brandon Henry, congrats on 1.97.
And then he gives his number.
Thank you.
And then, where we at?
That's from Ben Henry.
Okay, I'm 35 single.
Good job.
Making 160k a year plus.
Love doing fun things, but I haven't really been out as much as I like.
I don't really like bars.
Where can I meet quality women?
That's from Danny G. A bookstore.
Yep.
How and about during the day?
Get a hobby, bro.
Like, for example, playing tennis.
Like, my thing is, like, good girls can be found, like, not in a club, but maybe, like, for example, a nice environment.
Maybe...
You know, fun activities, hiking, ballroom dancing, shit like that.
Yeah, you can actually pick a lot of girls from ballroom dancing.
You know, that shit is gay as hell.
Hello from Malaysia.
Congrats on 1 million subs.
Oh, we got the whole world watching.
Money Monday request.
Can you invite someone experienced who can coach us on about business leadership?
Say 10, 20, 50, 100, 500 employees.
We've had Jay Waller on, man.
Yeah, we've had Jay Waller on.
Come on, bro.
Watch those episodes, man.
You got over 100 employees.
Don't be capping, man.
Myra, it looks like a Sydney's GR Groove villain from Despicable Me and Fresh Bleed's 10W30 oil.
That was actually pretty funny.
That was actually pretty funny.
Fresh is black as fuck, man.
I ain't gonna lie.
I am super black, bro.
Yeah, he is black as hell.
You see this nigga in the club, you don't see nothing but his chain.
All right, guys.
We're gonna be right back with the after-hour show.
Yes.
Chris, call it.
What time are we gonna do it?
10 o'clock.
10 o'clock?
All right.
Maybe even sooner.
Who knows?
9.30.
9.30.
We got the girls here.
We're going to have an after-hour show for y'all in about somewhere between 30 to 45 minutes.