Fear& - Big Day For Millennials ft. Courtney Miller | Fear&
Aired: 2026-04-27
Duration: 01:04:56


=== Ladies and Gentlemen, Rumble (01:26) ===

[00:00:00]  The Mormon in the high school.
[00:00:01]  The Mormon in high school.
[00:00:02]  I left.
[00:00:03]  I got.
[00:00:03]  Did you?
[00:00:04]  I left.
[00:00:04]  Okay, I'm out.
[00:00:05]  I'm out.
[00:00:06]  Are you out?
[00:00:06]  Are you out?
[00:00:07]  Are you like full?
[00:00:08]  Checking the garments?
[00:00:09]  Yeah.
[00:00:11]  Just not.
[00:00:27]  I hope you stick this intro.
[00:00:28]  I want this to be on the reel.
[00:00:33]  Better make the reel.
[00:00:34]  The reel?
[00:00:35]  This is in the episode.
[00:00:36]  I want to see how you perform right now.
[00:00:39]  Since watching wrestling, I'm holding everybody to a higher standard.
[00:00:42]  Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble.
[00:00:47]  That's good.
[00:00:48]  Welcome to the Fear Amp podcast.
[00:00:50]  We are joined by a superstar of Smosh.
[00:00:55]  Give it up for.
[00:00:57]  The talented, the wonderful, the beautiful, Courtney and Courtney Miller!
[00:01:03]  Yay!
[00:01:03]  Whoa!
[00:01:04]  Wow, you really stuck that last one.
[00:01:05]  You stuck everything.
[00:01:07]  You were high energy.
[00:01:07]  You botched it.
[00:01:08]  You brought it back.
[00:01:10]  Thank you.
[00:01:11]  Thank you.
[00:01:11]  Welcome to the Fair and Pocket.
[00:01:13]  And thank you for joining us.
[00:01:14]  Thank you.
[00:01:14]  Happy to be here.
[00:01:15]  That was the nicest intro I've ever gotten.
[00:01:16]  Goddamn.
[00:01:17]  Yes, I hope I didn't.
[00:01:18]  Really?
[00:01:18]  Yeah, whoa.
[00:01:19]  It was like, laugh.
[00:01:21]  What do they say normally?
[00:01:22]  They're like, oh, fucking Courtney's here.
[00:01:24]  It was so much.

=== Welcome to Fear Amp (13:56) ===

[00:01:26]  Do we?
[00:01:27]  Do you think I deterred people from?
[00:01:29]  Do you think people left the podcast because it was too loud?
[00:01:31]  Yes.
[00:01:32]  Yeah.
[00:01:32]  Okay.
[00:01:32]  Yes.
[00:01:32]  For sure.
[00:01:33]  I think people tuned out.
[00:01:34]  Oh, the peak.
[00:01:34]  And the first one I said is the most important because, like, that's the most eyeballs.
[00:01:37]  And you have, you destroyed our retention.
[00:01:39]  No, I liked it.
[00:01:40]  Should we film an alternate?
[00:01:42]  No, I think.
[00:01:43]  Do ASMR?
[00:01:43]  Yeah.
[00:01:43]  Let me do it.
[00:01:44]  Oh, go ahead.
[00:01:45]  Okay.
[00:01:46]  Good morning and happy Monday.
[00:01:48]  Welcome to the Fear End podcast.
[00:01:50]  I'm your co host, Cutie Cinderella, here with the lovely, illustrious Courtney Miller.
[00:01:55]  Wow.
[00:01:56]  Oh, wow.
[00:01:57]  I feel like at this volume, the next thing out of her mouth would be like, Today, we're talking about the Hamburg murders.
[00:02:04]  15 women were brutally murdered, and we're going to go through the details today.
[00:02:08]  What are the Hamburg murders?
[00:02:09]  No, I'm just saying.
[00:02:10]  It's like a true crime pod where they do like the.
[00:02:14]  I was like, that's horrific.
[00:02:15]  Yeah.
[00:02:16]  I was hooked.
[00:02:16]  Yeah.
[00:02:17]  I just.
[00:02:18]  I'm like, wait, how are they?
[00:02:20]  15 women just brutally murdered.
[00:02:21]  We should change the podcast to do murder mysteries.
[00:02:24]  Yes.
[00:02:25]  Like cold cases and stuff like that.
[00:02:26]  That's what's popping right now.
[00:02:28]  I love that.
[00:02:29]  Still.
[00:02:29]  Do you listen to true crime?
[00:02:30]  What do you listen to?
[00:02:31]  Oh, I can't do true crime.
[00:02:32]  I think I tried it once in the pandemic and I actually got scared and stopped.
[00:02:37]  I can't do crime podcasts.
[00:02:38]  You can't do crime at all.
[00:02:39]  No.
[00:02:39]  Well, I love crime.
[00:02:41]  I love watching crime.
[00:02:42]  Doing crimes.
[00:02:43]  I love doing crime.
[00:02:44]  Well, no, I don't do crime, but like high speed chases, which are horrible, by the way, but I'll watch it.
[00:02:48]  Oh, yeah.
[00:02:49]  Or like when you know, when you can hear it's near you.
[00:02:51]  Yes.
[00:02:51]  That's awesome.
[00:02:52]  Yes.
[00:02:52]  Oh, in Los Angeles, all the time.
[00:02:54]  Yeah.
[00:02:54]  You're always elbow room with a guard chase.
[00:02:58]  What is with that?
[00:02:58]  Can we?
[00:02:59]  They're so dangerous.
[00:03:01]  What are we trying to do?
[00:03:02]  Why are we jeopardizing the entire public?
[00:03:04]  Many localities have actually made it.
[00:03:05]  Illegal for that reason because we have mass surveillance anyway.
[00:03:09]  And if someone is actually like stealing a vehicle, um, you could just figure out where the landing pad of the vehicle is where it ends up uh being stashed, and and you know, you could set up a trap there, or um, we have helicopters as well, which are also very costly.
[00:03:26]  Um, there's no need, I feel so entertaining.
[00:03:28]  Yeah, I know that's what I'm doing.
[00:03:30]  A gamer with a drone could get the job done.
[00:03:31]  Oh, truly, yeah.
[00:03:32]  Oh my gosh, I love that.
[00:03:33]  I love that.
[00:03:34]  I think what they've determined, give it to XQC.
[00:03:36]  Yeah, there you go.
[00:03:38]  I think what they've determined is if you set an example of one person, it's going to deter everybody else.
[00:03:44]  I hope so.
[00:03:44]  No, but maybe people are going to be like, that's what they've determined.
[00:03:47]  That's what they've determined.
[00:03:48]  I don't think it's right.
[00:03:49]  Right.
[00:03:50]  But they've determined that.
[00:03:51]  Right.
[00:03:51]  Yeah.
[00:03:52]  I think it's because these guys are, they got unlimited budgets and they're bored.
[00:03:56]  And this is like a fun opportunity for them to just like fuck things up and feel like a hero.
[00:04:03]  Because there are very few circumstances where you actually have to actively engage in a car chase.
[00:04:09]  And it's very true.
[00:04:10]  Very, usually it's like, oh, let's go through the situation.
[00:04:13]  Um, gorilla that has stolen a car, yeah, bank robbery.
[00:04:17]  Like, you know, at that point, it's like, even then, actually, you don't, you probably don't need to do that, but like, it's cool, I'll give them that for cool cred, right?
[00:04:25]  You know, and also trying to stop someone from going back to the future.
[00:04:29]  Okay, why stop them?
[00:04:32]  Because they could unravel, they could destroy everything.
[00:04:36]  You don't want them to destroy the oh my god, the time.
[00:04:39]  I just figured that out.
[00:04:40]  What that they don't go back in time, it goes back to the future.
[00:04:42]  They go back to the future.
[00:04:44]  Oh, wait, no, they go back in time first and then they go back to the future.
[00:04:47]  Oh, no, no, no, they're going back to the future because they've been there before.
[00:04:52]  I think so, yeah.
[00:04:54]  Oh.
[00:04:56]  There's the first one.
[00:04:56]  They go back to the old West in the third one.
[00:04:59]  First one, they go back, right?
[00:05:01]  And then he goes back and he's like, oh my God, the timelines all change.
[00:05:04]  Then the second one is like, Marty, your kids, we got to talk about your kids.
[00:05:08]  So they go to the future to deal with his children that are all fucked up.
[00:05:10]  All he cared about was kissing his mom instead of like killing Hitler.
[00:05:13]  No, no, that's not at all.
[00:05:15]  I feel like we need to talk about that.
[00:05:17]  Marty's just like, no, he actively tried not to fuck his mom.
[00:05:20]  His mom was deeply sexually attracted to him.
[00:05:22]  Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
[00:05:23]  Oh, well, he could have just like gone and killed Hitler.
[00:05:27]  Yeah, he should have killed Hitler.
[00:05:28]  No, the whole point of the movie is you can't change the timeline.
[00:05:32]  Well, we don't know until we change it.
[00:05:37]  I've never seen Back to the Future.
[00:05:38]  I'm going to kill you.
[00:05:39]  Why are you more mad at me?
[00:05:42]  He could have probably stopped Dahmer, too.
[00:05:45]  That one's not as important.
[00:05:46]  That's Lordy Big Fly.
[00:05:48]  High school student goes back and is like, Oh, Jeffrey, I got to stop you, man.
[00:05:54]  How old was Ted Bundy in the 50s?
[00:05:55]  That's a good one, see?
[00:05:56]  Oh, baby.
[00:05:57]  I think he was a baby.
[00:05:58]  There's so many.
[00:05:59]  Wait, wait, why are they attending low level criminals in comparison to Adolf Hitler?
[00:06:05]  You went from Adolf Hitler to Jeffrey Dahmer, and that was next to a guy who pissed you off the other way.
[00:06:10]  Dahmer is a serial killer.
[00:06:12]  I know, but compared to Adolf Hitler, we're talking about changing the trajectory.
[00:06:16]  There's not a Jeffrey Dahmer apologist over here.
[00:06:19]  Oh, so you wanted him to live.
[00:06:21]  We're talking about changing the trajectory of history, like global events.
[00:06:24]  Who would you stop?
[00:06:26]  Who would I stop?
[00:06:27]  Ooh.
[00:06:29]  I am a believer in the butterfly effect.
[00:06:30]  I do believe that.
[00:06:33]  Yes.
[00:06:34]  Hmm.
[00:06:34]  I don't know.
[00:06:35]  There were some pretty bad, there were some pretty bad smosh sketches in the past.
[00:06:40]  Maybe I'd stop.
[00:06:42]  Yeah, maybe.
[00:06:43]  Maybe a couple of bikini girls.
[00:06:45]  I love the idea of you going back to sabotage a smosh sketch.
[00:06:49]  I like that.
[00:06:50]  No, that's like, you can't do this bit.
[00:06:53]  It turns out horribly.
[00:06:56]  It's like, it's like when people are asked about what.
[00:06:58]  Superpower they would have, and then they pick like the most low level one where it's like, Oh, I would like to be invisible.
[00:07:04]  It's like, dude, that's you could have so many more things.
[00:07:06]  What would you have if I had the superpower?
[00:07:09]  A choice, a pick of the litter, God, Superman's a good one.
[00:07:13]  Yeah, you can only have one, you can't have laser and super strength and fly.
[00:07:16]  Pick one, I mean, he does, he does, he has it all.
[00:07:18]  But if I if I had to choose one, um, probably, uh, the the come on, what a best one.
[00:07:25]  Well, I was, I personally like the the uh, costume regeneration.
[00:07:31]  Ooh, Will Wolverine.
[00:07:32]  Unlimited, yeah.
[00:07:34]  Oh, I like that.
[00:07:35]  Oh, God, this is going to be gay.
[00:07:39]  Come on.
[00:07:40]  Infinite climax.
[00:07:42]  Okay, here's what I was saying.
[00:07:44]  Why are you doing this?
[00:07:45]  I know why I knew you were going to go.
[00:07:47]  I saw a twinkle in your eye, and I was like, he's going to make this sexual.
[00:07:52]  I just think that, like.
[00:07:53]  Explain that power.
[00:07:54]  Please walk us through that.
[00:07:57]  As women, right?
[00:07:59]  You ladies have the ability to.
[00:08:04]  You have the.
[00:08:04]  Sorry.
[00:08:06]  Um, we just we just we just met, but is this too inappropriate?
[00:08:12]  No, talk to her about her orgasm.
[00:08:16]  As women, you guys have the ability to regenerate very quickly, it's called a refractory refract very, very, very quickly.
[00:08:24]  We have about eight to 10 minutes.
[00:08:26]  And I find that, like, when I bust.
[00:08:31]  Yes.
[00:08:32]  Go on.
[00:08:34]  Yes, I tend to have a period of just immense depression.
[00:08:39]  Yes.
[00:08:39]  And all my inhibitions out the window completely.
[00:08:43]  So if I had a superpower, it would be that to feel that.
[00:08:49]  To feel less.
[00:08:50]  I think invisibility isn't the worst superpower I've ever had.
[00:08:54]  Can you imagine if Professor Xavier's like, I'm putting together a super team?
[00:08:58]  Yeah.
[00:08:58]  We have Beast, who's a man beast with blue fur.
[00:09:02]  We have Cyclops, who shoots lasers out of his eyes.
[00:09:05]  And we have Austin Shaw, who can come quicker than the average man.
[00:09:10]  Right after he ejaculates, he's hard again.
[00:09:14]  I still have to go through the motion.
[00:09:18]  I'm setting the stage.
[00:09:20]  You have to stop a bank robbery and hear your infinite buzz.
[00:09:24]  What?
[00:09:25]  Bro, how do you stop the bank robbery?
[00:09:27]  It's like, what?
[00:09:28]  It's my super.
[00:09:29]  Yeah, I just cut it's like Spider Man.
[00:09:31]  I come over everything and stop.
[00:09:33]  Wait, what?
[00:09:34]  You're sexually assaulting the criminals?
[00:09:36]  Okay, also, also, now you're a bit.
[00:09:39]  No, not Infinite Bus.
[00:09:41]  What else are we supposed to do?
[00:09:43]  He's gonna nut on us.
[00:09:45]  It's not even Infinite Climax.
[00:09:46]  You're just saying you have Infinite Cum.
[00:09:48]  What?
[00:09:50]  Like, you never run out?
[00:09:52]  Well, Infinite Climax comes with Infinite Cum.
[00:09:54]  They call him the human rope.
[00:09:55]  Everybody does.
[00:09:57]  Oh, codename Zinc.
[00:09:58]  Dude, I cannot wait for the fan art from this episode of you as Infinite Bus.
[00:10:03]  Infinite, I'm Jewish to X Men.
[00:10:06]  Wow, what about your superhero?
[00:10:08]  There's yeah, same thing, same thing, yeah.
[00:10:11]  I just fly, yeah.
[00:10:13]  I think I'm afraid of flying, so that would be nice.
[00:10:16]  I could carry you and you would bust everywhere, yeah, yeah, like a chinook helicopter over a Vietnamese village, you could just fly over here.
[00:10:32]  He's busting everywhere.
[00:10:36]  Oh, the problem is, eventually, eventually, you'd get bored of jerking off, and so you'd have to like you'd start getting into freaky.
[00:10:43]  Oh, that's the dark side, the dark side of infinite buzz.
[00:10:46]  He's sad all the time because he hates the one thing he loves, yeah.
[00:10:50]  So, eventually, you'd have to get okay.
[00:10:53]  So, this is it's a wonderful life, too.
[00:10:55]  And this was you wishing you could come infinitely, and then and then you had learned the horrible life lesson, yeah.
[00:11:01]  The three ghosts of so maybe, maybe, maybe God's intention for this was meant to be.
[00:11:07]  Yes.
[00:11:08]  Because then I have nothing to work with.
[00:11:10]  What do you want?
[00:11:11]  The moon?
[00:11:11]  I'll just on the moon for you.
[00:11:12]  Wrap it around and pull it down.
[00:11:14]  Okay, Courtney, what would you choose as a superpower?
[00:11:17]  Okay, maybe it's not considered a superpower.
[00:11:19]  I would love to speak and understand every language.
[00:11:22]  No, that's good.
[00:11:23]  That's super intelligence.
[00:11:25]  I guess so.
[00:11:26]  Or to be able to play any instrument is the more selfish one.
[00:11:29]  That's awesome.
[00:11:30]  Because the language of music unites us all.
[00:11:33]  How do you.
[00:11:34]  Okay, bank robbery is taking place.
[00:11:36]  How do you stop the bank robbery?
[00:11:39]  I will know exactly how to hurt their.
[00:11:40]  Feelings because whatever language they have speaking.
[00:11:45]  I also think, like, a saxophone is very, like, everyone stops for a saxophone solo.
[00:11:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:11:50]  No, that is so true.
[00:11:50]  Especially with those banks, the acoustics are amazing.
[00:11:53]  The year is 1985.
[00:11:55]  Everyone is expecting a saxophone solo.
[00:11:57]  I've got it.
[00:11:58]  I've got your superpower.
[00:11:59]  You play every instrument, right?
[00:12:01]  Villains coming out.
[00:12:02]  You've mastered the brown note.
[00:12:04]  You just hit that deep bass chord.
[00:12:07]  Everybody shits themselves.
[00:12:08]  Oh, I love it.
[00:12:09]  Everyone, even the innocents.
[00:12:10]  Yeah.
[00:12:11]  Perfect.
[00:12:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:12:12]  It's brown note.
[00:12:13]  Brown Note.
[00:12:16]  Brown Note and Internet Book.
[00:12:18]  I just hope these two don't deal with a bang together.
[00:12:21]  They're on the same superstition.
[00:12:23]  I mean, it'd be a mess, but we stopped the rock.
[00:12:26]  I'm just fluid cleanup after the super duo.
[00:12:30]  I just go in there with a hazmat suit.
[00:12:32]  The adventures of Brown Note and Infinite Bust.
[00:12:36]  I love it.
[00:12:36]  I love it.
[00:12:37]  What a great combo Infinite Bust and Brown Note.
[00:12:40]  Yeah.
[00:12:40]  Write that story.
[00:12:42]  I would not want that to be my name.
[00:12:43]  Oh, Brown Note?
[00:12:44]  Brown Note.
[00:12:45]  No.
[00:12:45]  I'm like a white girl, too.
[00:12:47]  I'm like, hello.
[00:12:49]  Hello.
[00:12:50]  Ta tai.
[00:12:50]  Wait, it's.
[00:12:51]  Google Doc, it's time we talk about Brown Note's name.
[00:12:55]  Is Brown Note doing Brown Face?
[00:13:00]  I like the name Infinite Bust.
[00:13:03]  I like it too because I feel like somebody in the 50s would have been named that, but it's like, I'm going to bust you in the face.
[00:13:08]  Yeah, sucker.
[00:13:10]  Yeah.
[00:13:10]  That's how they sound in the 50s, I think.
[00:13:13]  I brought you guys a little present.
[00:13:14]  What?
[00:13:14]  Shut the fuck up.
[00:13:16]  No, you didn't.
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[00:15:13]  What?
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=== Making Light of Serious Crimes (04:52) ===

[00:15:23]  They're so tiny on my job.
[00:15:25]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:15:26]  What the hell?
[00:15:27]  Is this what you're known for?
[00:15:28]  No.
[00:15:29]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:15:30]  I don't even have them.
[00:15:31]  You guys look so good.
[00:15:32]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:15:33]  Hardy Boy 69.
[00:15:35]  Yeah, this is.
[00:15:36]  I like Party Boy 69.
[00:15:38]  Wait, you know who Party Boy 69 is?
[00:15:41]  My head is too bulbous.
[00:15:45]  Isn't Party Boy 69 from Jackass?
[00:15:48]  No, no, no.
[00:15:49]  Party Boy 69 is a DJ.
[00:15:51]  Everyone got really sad.
[00:15:52]  I thought you were so calm.
[00:15:54]  Yeah, but also the Party Boy from Jackass is fun too.
[00:15:57]  Like, that is pretty cool.
[00:15:58]  Don't make him feel bad for assaulting the public in his thong.
[00:16:02]  Speaking of Jackass, I was actually watching a video that recently went viral again from Old Jackass.
[00:16:09]  Where Johnny Knoxwell was getting shot at when he was young.
[00:16:13]  Okay.
[00:16:14]  That was kind of hot.
[00:16:15]  I was unsolicited.
[00:16:15]  Sorry.
[00:16:16]  You want to talk about it?
[00:16:17]  I just had a lot of pent up feelings.
[00:16:19]  You don't always say that.
[00:16:20]  Also, evil effects.
[00:16:22]  Watching these dudes get brutalized.
[00:16:24]  They're like, this is a formative sexual experience.
[00:16:28]  I was a Knoxville simp.
[00:16:29]  Yeah.
[00:16:30]  Wow.
[00:16:31]  Two out of two.
[00:16:31]  Wow.
[00:16:32]  Who wasn't?
[00:16:33]  Who wasn't?
[00:16:33]  Two out of two.
[00:16:34]  Name a white girl in 2007 who wasn't.
[00:16:36]  Were you attracted to Johnny Knoxville as well?
[00:16:38]  No, you're not.
[00:16:40]  Come on, you're not your type at all.
[00:16:41]  Dude, the whole Jackson squad.
[00:16:42]  He's lying.
[00:16:42]  He's lying.
[00:16:43]  He just wants to be.
[00:16:43]  He just wants to fit in.
[00:16:44]  He just wants to fit in.
[00:16:46]  He has tiny glasses on.
[00:16:47]  He wants to fit in.
[00:16:48]  But anyway, what I was going to say is Johnny Knoxville was getting shot with.
[00:16:52]  With uh, uh, uh, anti less than lethal, yeah, yeah, less than lethal, like anti riot uh, weapons.
[00:16:59]  Oh, look at him!
[00:17:00]  And he he had uh, gear on, he had like a vest on, he has a cup on, right?
[00:17:06]  And they shot him in the belly instead of in the chest because if they shot him in the chest, even with the vest, he could possibly die.
[00:17:12]  Oh my god, and he was like, Oh my god, people get like you know, they use this on people, they use this on innocence.
[00:17:18]  And I was thinking, Wow, that was 20 years ago, now they just unload into yeah, that's true.
[00:17:24]  Those things, I mean, yeah, Gash was ahead of his time.
[00:17:27]  But I have almost been shot with one on numerous occasions.
[00:17:30]  Oh.
[00:17:31]  Well, I knew that, but you should do jackasses on.
[00:17:35]  I'm good.
[00:17:37]  I think it's a marketing move that would make you more approachable to the youths.
[00:17:41]  Yeah, to the youths.
[00:17:43]  I agree.
[00:17:43]  I'm 34, and I think I'm probably not going to do that.
[00:17:47]  I wouldn't have guessed that.
[00:17:48]  I don't know anybody's ages ever.
[00:17:50]  How old did you think we were?
[00:17:51]  You could be 28.
[00:17:53]  You were at the best of the time.
[00:17:55]  You know, like those high school students where it's like, Jesus Christ, you work at a Gas station, like you know what I mean.
[00:17:59]  Like, you have a beard, high school students that just look so grown up, yeah.
[00:18:04]  Uh, you give that vibe, I feel like a grown high school student vibe, yeah.
[00:18:09]  Okay, I'll take it, but like a big one, you're that one that always spoke up in the class that the teacher like hated you but loved you, you know what I mean?
[00:18:17]  Oh, Hassan, oh, Hassan, that was so stupid, yeah, stupid, sexy Hassan.
[00:18:21]  These are the glasses that a Spanish teacher in high school wore, yeah.
[00:18:26]  This is making light of something very serious, but did you guys see that?
[00:18:31]  Pedophile teacher on cutie.
[00:18:36]  With peace and love, we gotta talk about your transitions.
[00:18:40]  That was crazy.
[00:18:43]  Well, he was talking about him in high school, and I figured he would hit on his teachers.
[00:18:49]  So, what about the pedophile teacher?
[00:18:52]  We just brought up an experience that's universal.
[00:18:55]  Everyone goes to high school, and your first thought was, hey, what if you were a victim to a sexual assault and statutory rape?
[00:19:01]  That's where you went with that?
[00:19:03]  It's a natural through line.
[00:19:06]  Okay.
[00:19:06]  All right.
[00:19:07]  Well, keep going.
[00:19:07]  So, pedophile teachers.
[00:19:08]  So, there's that pedophile teacher.
[00:19:10]  I don't know her last name.
[00:19:11]  I think it's her last name.
[00:19:11]  Well, I don't know her first name.
[00:19:12]  Her last name's Beck.
[00:19:13]  Yeah.
[00:19:14]  And they've released the texts.
[00:19:17]  This kid, crazy victim, two teachers he's hooking up with.
[00:19:22]  Oh my God.
[00:19:22]  Like, insane.
[00:19:23]  So, this school has two pedophile female teachers.
[00:19:27]  Yeah.
[00:19:27]  Anyway.
[00:19:28]  Oh my God.
[00:19:29]  Anyway.
[00:19:29]  Did they fight one another?
[00:19:32]  No, they didn't.
[00:19:33]  But the one, I think her name is Haley.
[00:19:36]  Miss Beck, we'll call her, we'll use her legal, Miss Beck.
[00:19:40]  She like ratted out on the other teacher and then it led to her getting this because she was jealous.
[00:19:44]  Oh, that's insane.
[00:19:46]  But what's even more insane is like they released the text and this high school boy was so mean to this like 26 year old woman that's sleeping with him and giving him money, by the way.
[00:19:59]  Like the whole time he's like, he's like, yeah, it's so nice.
[00:20:03]  You're kind of like having a speed dial porn star.
[00:20:06]  Without the body, though, you don't have a porn star body.
[00:20:09]  And then it's just like he was just brutal to her.
[00:20:13]  And it made me laugh because you can be mean to pedophiles.

=== The Jealous Teacher Story (02:58) ===

[00:20:15]  Yeah, of course.
[00:20:16]  Well, kids are allowed to be assholes because they're kids.
[00:20:19]  Yeah.
[00:20:20]  Yeah.
[00:20:21]  Well, especially.
[00:20:21]  And you definitely can't fuck with pedophiles.
[00:20:24]  Yeah.
[00:20:24]  Definitely not.
[00:20:25]  It's brave.
[00:20:25]  Definitely not.
[00:20:28]  Thank you.
[00:20:29]  Yeah, I know.
[00:20:30]  I'm glad that we had the.
[00:20:32]  The Fear and Podcast is anti pedophilia.
[00:20:35]  Just wanted to put that out.
[00:20:36]  Taking a hard stance.
[00:20:37]  Yeah.
[00:20:37]  Do you want us to do a PSA real quick?
[00:20:39]  No.
[00:20:39]  Should we do it in those sunglasses?
[00:20:41]  It's fine.
[00:20:41]  Yeah.
[00:20:42]  No, I think we got to be formal.
[00:20:43]  Yeah.
[00:20:44]  I just get a little insecure because I don't think I look very good in them.
[00:20:47]  That's the point of child sunglasses.
[00:20:49]  I think they kind of fit my head.
[00:20:51]  That's no intuition.
[00:20:52]  I think they fit you.
[00:20:54]  When they're for kids, they make them so, like, bendy so they don't break because you're a kid.
[00:20:58]  I never really say for fat kids.
[00:21:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:21:02]  So it is a one size fits all.
[00:21:03]  You certainly can.
[00:21:05]  How do you feel about childhood obesity?
[00:21:06]  Oh, you know, obesity?
[00:21:08]  No, that's an impossible question.
[00:21:11]  Honestly, let's dive in, you guys.
[00:21:13]  Yeah.
[00:21:13]  What do you want to talk about this week?
[00:21:16]  I was curious, like, so y'all are all full time content people.
[00:21:19]  Like, you guys all, like, this is a whole time thing.
[00:21:21]  Yeah, we're all full time content.
[00:21:22]  Right?
[00:21:24]  He's a full time podcaster.
[00:21:25]  Well, I'm a full time.
[00:21:26]  Sometimes I do other things.
[00:21:27]  It's Baker.
[00:21:28]  I'm a Baker.
[00:21:30]  See, Courtney, here's the deal.
[00:21:32]  This is what I realized is that no matter how much work I do, no matter how many things I do, they will always say that I don't do anything.
[00:21:40]  So, you know what?
[00:21:41]  I decided I'm not going to do anything.
[00:21:43]  Because I worked for the first part of this year just nonstop, everything pumping out content right and left.
[00:21:50]  Okay.
[00:21:51]  Nobody even knew what the next thing that was going to come.
[00:21:53]  Infinite content.
[00:21:55]  Oh my God, infinite content.
[00:21:57]  From Infinite Bus.
[00:21:59]  And they kept saying, they were like, oh, well, he doesn't work.
[00:22:02]  And I was like, you know what?
[00:22:03]  Fuck you.
[00:22:04]  I'm going on vacation.
[00:22:05]  Where'd you go?
[00:22:06]  That's what I did.
[00:22:08]  Home.
[00:22:08]  Yeah, home.
[00:22:09]  I don't know.
[00:22:10]  I've got a few vacations planned this year.
[00:22:11]  I'm going to.
[00:22:13]  Terra Hot, Indiana.
[00:22:14]  No, I'm going to Portavallarta Pride.
[00:22:17]  Okay.
[00:22:17]  And then I'm going to Berlin Pride.
[00:22:20]  Okay.
[00:22:20]  And then I'm going to Amsterdam Pride.
[00:22:21]  But in the middle of that, I'm going to a concentration camp.
[00:22:24]  He's going to tour.
[00:22:26]  Right.
[00:22:26]  To visit.
[00:22:27]  It never gets there.
[00:22:28]  Must stop for the history.
[00:22:30]  Never.
[00:22:31]  Yeah.
[00:22:31]  It never gets easier.
[00:22:33]  But I'm not.
[00:22:35]  My grandfather was a World War II veteran.
[00:22:37]  Right.
[00:22:37]  And he liberated one of those camps.
[00:22:38]  Oh, wow.
[00:22:39]  So in the middle of the trip, we're going to take a break.
[00:22:41]  And is it that camp?
[00:22:43]  Well, I don't know.
[00:22:43]  Well, we're going to.
[00:22:44]  One that's a similar camp.
[00:22:46]  Uh huh.
[00:22:46]  We don't know.
[00:22:48]  No, I don't think so.
[00:22:49]  That was the Eastern.
[00:22:50]  Yeah.
[00:22:51]  Yeah.
[00:22:51]  Right.
[00:22:52]  That was the U.S.S. Army.
[00:22:52]  Right.
[00:22:53]  Right.
[00:22:53]  No, my grandfather was not in Russia.
[00:22:55]  No, I know.
[00:22:56]  I was saying your grandfather didn't liberate the camp you're going to.
[00:22:59]  Oh, no, no.
[00:23:00]  Yeah.
[00:23:00]  You said that.
[00:23:01]  He didn't.
[00:23:01]  I don't think.
[00:23:01]  So, yeah, I don't know that'd be crazy, but I'm going to pay homage.
[00:23:04]  And then, you know, there were a lot of homosexuals that yes, sadly passed away.
[00:23:09]  No, I think Caleb here and talked about going to one of those.

=== Catfishing with Nude Photos (03:23) ===

[00:23:13]  What the topics are just falling in, aren't they?
[00:23:16]  Yeah, no, but that's cool.
[00:23:18]  But I am going to pay respects, of course.
[00:23:20]  Um, so anyway, I was gonna correct you because you did say you're gonna pay homage at one point, which is not, yeah, oh, is homage that's like if you did your own like tribute concentration camp, yeah, he's gonna no, you're paying respect.
[00:23:36]  Take respect.
[00:23:38]  Words are complicated.
[00:23:39]  That's right.
[00:23:40]  So, anyway, those are my vacations.
[00:23:41]  I go on a lot of them.
[00:23:42]  Okay.
[00:23:43]  But yeah, I do work sometimes.
[00:23:46]  Why do you ask about us being full time content creators?
[00:23:48]  Well, so I have a podcast I host.
[00:23:50]  I've been hosting for almost a year called URL, where I interview internet people and decide whether or not they're allowed to be on the internet.
[00:23:57]  Oh, God.
[00:23:58]  We're all nose.
[00:23:59]  We should all be removed.
[00:24:00]  You know, honestly, I think the world is better off if no one was online ever again.
[00:24:04]  But.
[00:24:05]  Oh, you're a Luddite.
[00:24:07]  What did you say?
[00:24:08]  A Luddite.
[00:24:09]  I agree.
[00:24:09]  What's that?
[00:24:10]  Someone who has rejected technology and wants to walk away from it.
[00:24:14]  If only I could.
[00:24:15]  I mean, my job is to find a reply.
[00:24:17]  Wow, I've never heard that word before.
[00:24:19]  So, I have this theory that like the next great counterculture revolution will be like children walking away from tech.
[00:24:26]  I mean, people have been turning to physical media a lot, like getting the VHSs, old TVs.
[00:24:30]  But, but yeah, I was thinking they're like flip phones, they get like burner phones now that are limited.
[00:24:36]  Yeah.
[00:24:37]  So that they're like not as tapped in.
[00:24:39]  You know what?
[00:24:39]  You're kind of right.
[00:24:40]  Cause I tried to have the new Motorola Razer last year.
[00:24:44]  Does not work if you're a content creator full time.
[00:24:46]  I had a burner phone in high school to text nudes on.
[00:24:50]  So, I want to get caught.
[00:24:51]  So, you want to get caught?
[00:24:52]  Yeah, I was Mormon.
[00:24:53]  You were Mormon.
[00:24:54]  I know.
[00:24:54]  Yes, we are.
[00:24:54]  I've been told the internet has shipped us.
[00:24:57]  I'm sorry.
[00:24:58]  You had a separate nude phone.
[00:25:01]  I got it from Walmart, $30.
[00:25:02]  Wait, but I don't understand.
[00:25:03]  If the nudes, if you're still sending your own nudes, then it doesn't matter.
[00:25:08]  I was catfishing.
[00:25:10]  What?
[00:25:11]  What?
[00:25:11]  Okay, so that's the more interesting part.
[00:25:13]  Yes.
[00:25:13]  You were sending other people's nudes.
[00:25:15]  No, I was sending my own nudes, but I needed to know if my boyfriend in high school was cheating on me.
[00:25:20]  So, you pretended to be the girl I made up.
[00:25:24]  Oh my god, what was her name?
[00:25:26]  What was her name?
[00:25:27]  Duh, it was Amanda.
[00:25:28]  Okay, Amanda.
[00:25:29]  And what was her personality?
[00:25:30]  She went to a different school.
[00:25:31]  She had black hair because I had blonde hair.
[00:25:33]  Oh.
[00:25:33]  And she was like cool.
[00:25:35]  She liked camping.
[00:25:36]  So you're saying like you were not cool?
[00:25:37]  What happened with this man?
[00:25:39]  Facebook.
[00:25:41]  So you, first, cyber side.
[00:25:43]  I knew he was cheating on me.
[00:25:45]  Well, he was if you.
[00:25:47]  So then he cheated on me.
[00:25:48]  You locked him down with all of his interests.
[00:25:50]  Wow.
[00:25:51]  Wait, so he wasn't cheating on you with anybody else?
[00:25:52]  No, he was.
[00:25:53]  Hold on.
[00:25:54]  I never played.
[00:25:54]  But I found out through Amanda.
[00:25:56]  I'm so.
[00:25:57]  Wait, Amanda, you're.
[00:25:58]  Me.
[00:25:59]  Wait, wait, cutie, but I'm so confused.
[00:26:01]  This was your boyfriend.
[00:26:02]  Yeah, but he's cheating on me.
[00:26:03]  And you're catfishing him with your own photos.
[00:26:04]  No, but he was cheating on me with other people.
[00:26:06]  But you're catfishing him with your own photos.
[00:26:08]  Body shots.
[00:26:09]  Do you not think that he would.
[00:26:10]  Those old phones, you could barely make out.
[00:26:12]  It was like.
[00:26:12]  Yeah.
[00:26:13]  I think that's the nipple.
[00:26:15]  Are you sure?
[00:26:15]  No, because I was a Mormon, so we didn't have sex or anything.
[00:26:18]  He didn't know what I looked like.
[00:26:19]  Oh, so he didn't know what you looked like.
[00:26:21]  But you sent him actual nudes?
[00:26:23]  Was it like a bra pick?
[00:26:24]  Yeah.
[00:26:25]  But.
[00:26:26]  I did some of those.
[00:26:27]  Well, it's funny.
[00:26:27]  I wonder if you had the same complex as me as a Mormon in the high school.
[00:26:31]  Where I would try to, uh oh, maybe you know.
[00:26:34]  The Mormon in the high school.
[00:26:35]  The Mormon in high school.

=== Harry's Plus Razor Trial (02:45) ===

[00:26:37]  I left.
[00:26:38]  I got, did you?
[00:26:38]  I left.
[00:26:39]  Okay, I'm out.
[00:26:40]  I'm out.
[00:26:40]  Are you out?
[00:26:41]  Are you out?
[00:26:41]  Are you like full?
[00:26:42]  Checking the garments?
[00:26:43]  Yeah.
[00:26:46]  One of them has a wire on directly to the Mormon church.
[00:26:51]  Shit, we're made.
[00:27:02]  We' When you're Mormon, I didn't kiss till I was 16, of course, because you're not supposed to.
[00:27:07]  Were you a hoe?
[00:27:08]  Did you?
[00:27:09]  Damn.
[00:27:10]  Were you a hungry harlot?
[00:27:12]  I was thirsty as fuck.
[00:27:15]  I was desperate to break every rule, unfortunately.
[00:27:17]  What?
[00:27:17]  You were?
[00:27:18]  I love that.
[00:27:19]  But like my family was so chaotic growing up.
[00:27:21]  I think rules just felt like a challenge.
[00:27:24]  I know, I know.
[00:27:25]  I was a real Mormon.
[00:27:26]  Oh, gay.
[00:27:27]  Damn.
[00:27:31]  Damn.
[00:27:31]  Oh, shit.
[00:27:31]  Kitty just turned heel.
[00:27:33]  I was definitely like a weird Mormon.
[00:27:35]  I was.
[00:27:35]  I was somehow bullied by Mormons.
[00:27:37]  No, me too, too.
[00:27:38]  Yeah.
[00:27:38]  I mean, but that's just normal.
[00:27:39]  That is part of it.
[00:27:41]  Like how I just did it to you, where I was like, oh, well, I was a real Mormon.
[00:27:44]  Yeah, I fell right into the pain.
[00:27:46]  Don't worry.
[00:27:46]  That's how it works.
[00:27:47]  Yeah.
[00:27:47]  No, my family still does it to me.
[00:27:49]  Will, I've been looking for a razor that's been in the game for a long time.
[00:27:54]  Well, there are only a few like that.
[00:27:56]  I would like to suggest my favorite, Harry's.
[00:27:59]  Isn't that funny?
[00:28:01]  It's a razor.
[00:28:02]  It's called Harry's.
[00:28:02]  It's the opposite of what you do with a razor.
[00:28:05]  That's right.
[00:28:06]  They should call it Shabies for a hundred years, you guys.
[00:28:10]  It's been around for a hundred years.
[00:28:12]  A hundred years.
[00:28:13]  Wow.
[00:28:14]  And you know what I heard about Harry's?
[00:28:15]  What's that?
[00:28:15]  The heaviest razor handle ever made from metal, never plastic.
[00:28:19]  That's right.
[00:28:20]  The small ones, the ones without weight, just boom, they float away.
[00:28:24]  Yeah, free and away.
[00:28:24]  It's designed to fit comfortably in your hand.
[00:28:27]  Yeah, right?
[00:28:27]  You feel that manhandle.
[00:28:29]  That's right.
[00:28:30]  A heavier handle means more control and a luxe fill.
[00:28:33]  Yeah, and you know what?
[00:28:34]  I'm sick and tired of having to go get my razors.
[00:28:36]  I like mine to be delivered right to my door.
[00:28:38]  Wow.
[00:28:38]  And Harry's does that for me.
[00:28:40]  Plus, they have grooming essentials.
[00:28:42]  Like what?
[00:28:42]  Like shave gel and deodorant to body wash, thoughtfully made and priced to stock.
[00:28:47]  Amazing.
[00:28:47]  I love that.
[00:28:48]  Well, for a limited time, our listeners can get the Harry's Plus trial set for only 10 bucks at Harry's.comslash fear.
[00:28:56]  This set includes the all new Harry's Plus razor, one refined five cartridge blade, a nope, sorry, five blade cartridge, a two ounce foaming shave gel, and a travel cover to protect your blades on the go.
[00:29:10]  Just head to Harry's.comslash fear to claim this offer.
[00:29:14]  And after you purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them and tell them it was our show.

=== Samurai Armor and Shogun (10:57) ===

[00:29:22]  But I, well, I'm going to assume you didn't have this complex, but because I didn't want to break the rules and God, you can't have sex or do anything before marriage, but I waited till I was 16 to kiss.
[00:29:35]  But in order to get my boyfriend in high school for him to touch my boobs, I thought a loophole was so that if I put band aids over my nipples, then God wouldn't know.
[00:29:45]  Wow, you walked so soaking could run.
[00:29:48]  Yeah.
[00:29:49]  That's crazy.
[00:29:50]  Thank you.
[00:29:51]  That's wild.
[00:29:52]  Did you want to think that you could dupe God into thinking?
[00:29:56]  That it was a medical necessity to be fondled?
[00:29:58]  I mean, people do it with anal all the time.
[00:30:00]  A medical necessity to be analized?
[00:30:03]  No, they dupe God with anal.
[00:30:04]  Oh, well.
[00:30:05]  That was good.
[00:30:05]  I've been duping God this whole time.
[00:30:07]  Yeah, he doesn't know.
[00:30:08]  You're still a virgin.
[00:30:09]  You see.
[00:30:10]  Yeah.
[00:30:11]  So you didn't have anything like that then?
[00:30:13]  Because you were just like, you were like a cool Mormon.
[00:30:15]  I didn't, nobody touched my boobs for a very long time.
[00:30:18]  I was, but I was kissing left and right.
[00:30:20]  Really?
[00:30:21]  I was out there in those streets.
[00:30:22]  You didn't wait until you were 16?
[00:30:24]  No, I was going to the bar mitzvahs and getting a kiss.
[00:30:28]  His bar mitzvahs were wild, those were incredible.
[00:30:35]  Like, I was so lucky, I grew up in a town where there was a big Jewish community, so there was like near outside Calabasas.
[00:30:42]  Okay, um, but yes, I still have family.
[00:30:44]  Yeah, how did you end up?
[00:30:46]  It's California, there's a lot more, there's a bunch of, and plus, my parents were divorced, so I had to go to multiple churches and so it was like, ah, yeah, it was crazy, but they're still holding it down.
[00:30:55]  Are they still active?
[00:30:57]  My family, I think only my mom.
[00:30:59]  Oh, I see, my mom.
[00:31:00]  Yeah, Jesus everywhere in her house, right?
[00:31:02]  No crosses, Heavenly Father.
[00:31:04]  We don't have crosses, yeah.
[00:31:05]  Crosses were weird for Jesus.
[00:31:07]  Mormons don't do crosses, they do needles.
[00:31:09]  Blonde, blue eyed Jesus, blonde, uh, no brunette, blue eyed Jesus, Beverly Hills, Jesus, the little bob where the heron's here and the beard has clearly been like trimmed and lined up.
[00:31:22]  Botox, yeah, they had manscaped, super muscular, yeah, yeah, gorgeous.
[00:31:26]  Perfect, he looks good for 33.
[00:31:28]  Jesus, he does.
[00:31:28]  Is that when he died, yes, famously, yeah, really, 33.
[00:31:33]  I'll be damned.
[00:31:34]  I'm almost as old as Jesus was.
[00:31:36]  Whoa.
[00:31:37]  You got a crucifix.
[00:31:38]  There you go.
[00:31:39]  Nail me to a cross.
[00:31:41]  I'll be damned.
[00:31:42]  To answer your question, though, I think that I am going to move away from content creation and pursue wrestling full time.
[00:31:49]  Because I went to WrestleMania this weekend.
[00:31:54]  Oh.
[00:31:54]  And I had a fantastic time.
[00:31:56]  Shout out 2K Games.
[00:31:58]  I had a fantastic time, you guys.
[00:32:01]  The pageantry at wrestling is amazing.
[00:32:06]  Mm hmm.
[00:32:06]  I wish I was there.
[00:32:07]  You all seem stuck.
[00:32:08]  I'm waiting to hear that one.
[00:32:10]  I laid that out, and you guys are like, no, I love it.
[00:32:13]  I'm here for it, Will.
[00:32:14]  Listen, I get it.
[00:32:15]  My special interest.
[00:32:16]  That's not true.
[00:32:17]  I was boxing.
[00:32:18]  No, I'm tapped in.
[00:32:19]  You've not been tapped in.
[00:32:20]  I've talked about this.
[00:32:21]  I, one time a few years ago, got invited to go to a wrestling event at the fucking arena in LA, the Clippers, the Staples Arena, whatever.
[00:32:34]  Staples Center.
[00:32:34]  Staples Center.
[00:32:35]  Went to the Staples Center and I was talking shit about it.
[00:32:37]  I was like, this is fake.
[00:32:38]  This isn't real.
[00:32:39]  I'm not going to enjoy it.
[00:32:40]  Next thing you knew, I had a 24 ounce beer in my hand.
[00:32:44]  Oh, yeah.
[00:32:45]  Cheering him on because it really is drag for straight guys.
[00:32:48]  Yes.
[00:32:49]  That's what you said.
[00:32:50]  That's what I said.
[00:32:51]  It's fantastic.
[00:32:52]  I had a great.
[00:32:53]  Rhea was incredible.
[00:32:55]  She loves Rhea.
[00:32:56]  She's queen, man.
[00:32:56]  It was Batty City.
[00:32:57]  I get those reels.
[00:32:58]  Yes.
[00:32:59]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:33:00]  I'm like, I want to just dress like that.
[00:33:03]  It was awesome.
[00:33:04]  And I took a few edibles, which really kind of took it to the next level.
[00:33:08]  How many milligrams?
[00:33:10]  Ooh, enough.
[00:33:11]  Really?
[00:33:12]  Yeah.
[00:33:13]  But I was, okay.
[00:33:14]  So, first question wrestling persona.
[00:33:18]  Have you guys ever thought about what your wrestling persona would be?
[00:33:21]  Infinite Bust Volume 2?
[00:33:22]  Infinite Bust could be a good.
[00:33:24]  Wrestling persona.
[00:33:25]  Yeah.
[00:33:26]  Yeah.
[00:33:28]  I don't know.
[00:33:29]  I feel like he could really lean into being a communist and be a villain.
[00:33:33]  Oh, yeah.
[00:33:33]  That's funny.
[00:33:34]  The Turkish sickle.
[00:33:35]  He comes out and he's like, I'm going to take your money away, America.
[00:33:41]  I mean, there is an equivalent to what I would be.
[00:33:45]  The Iron Sheep.
[00:33:46]  No, not the Iron Sheep.
[00:33:48]  There's Mohammed Mohammed.
[00:33:51]  Oh, yeah.
[00:33:54]  Famously not an Arab man.
[00:33:56]  Actually, I think he was Italian, if I remember right.
[00:34:00]  I remember him.
[00:34:00]  Yeah, Muhammad.
[00:34:02]  And he would come out.
[00:34:05]  He was supposed to be the heel.
[00:34:07]  But if you look back at some of his commentary from back then with today's perspective, you're like, wait, he was actually not wrong at all.
[00:34:16]  He's like, you come to our neighborhood and you kill our people.
[00:34:21]  And everyone's like, boo!
[00:34:23]  But you watch it now and you're like, wait, but he was not wrong at all.
[00:34:28]  I think we have to do a wrestling match.
[00:34:30]  They had to cancel his character because I think, like, because his name was Mohammed.
[00:34:34]  No, no, no, because, like, actually, like, an ISIS attack or something happened so close to, like, one of the events that they were just like, oh, this is a little tasteless.
[00:34:44]  But he had, like, his IRGC style guys that were, like, they would wear the Bala Klavas and they would come out and beat the shit out of people.
[00:34:51]  It was awesome.
[00:34:52]  That's awesome.
[00:34:53]  Have you ever considered what kind of wrestler you would be?
[00:34:56]  I'd want to be just like a mean girl.
[00:34:59]  Yeah.
[00:35:01]  Whoa.
[00:35:02]  I love that.
[00:35:03]  Okay, what if Regina George was like a wrestler?
[00:35:06]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:35:08]  Like little flip phone bubblegum.
[00:35:10]  I love it.
[00:35:11]  You're like a popular girl.
[00:35:13]  Yeah, I love Hyperfem very like girly stuff as a character.
[00:35:18]  Yes.
[00:35:19]  Yeah, that'd be really fun.
[00:35:21]  I feel like I kind of have, because I have a drag persona ish.
[00:35:24]  She's not really a drag persona, but it was a character that was originally a parody of Tana Mongeau.
[00:35:29]  For like sketches in the past, and then she's kind of just become her own thing.
[00:35:32]  Her name is Brianna Bojo.
[00:35:34]  So unique in here.
[00:35:35]  You already have your wrestling persona.
[00:35:37]  She wears like the fishnets and the athletic shorts and stuff.
[00:35:40]  I love that.
[00:35:41]  I love that.
[00:35:43]  Thank you.
[00:35:44]  Yeah, no, I do.
[00:35:45]  I love it.
[00:35:46]  I love the enthusiasm with that.
[00:35:49]  Yeah.
[00:35:50]  Well, no, it's good.
[00:35:51]  No, it's good.
[00:35:52]  I think it's so amazing when they just beat the shit out of it.
[00:35:58]  What are you saying?
[00:36:00]  I want your character to beat the hell out of men.
[00:36:02]  Specifically, I love that so empowering, but I feel like she could be the villain in that way too.
[00:36:07]  Just be the mean girl, that's her name.
[00:36:11]  The one drawback of going to WrestleMania and having a bunch of fun on Edibles was that I got very lost in the hotel.
[00:36:18]  Oh.
[00:36:18]  Because my key card desensitized.
[00:36:21]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:21]  So Gabe and I, shouts out Gabe, our editor, were lost for 45 minutes in the ninth floor of the Aria.
[00:36:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:31]  Just going down the wrong hallways.
[00:36:34]  It felt like I was in the back rooms.
[00:36:36]  Oh, no.
[00:36:37]  Yeah.
[00:36:37]  We couldn't even find the elevator again.
[00:36:39]  Oh, no.
[00:36:40]  It was a disaster.
[00:36:40]  We couldn't even find the elevator.
[00:36:41]  We were both zooted.
[00:36:42]  We were both zooted.
[00:36:43]  Oh, that's just terrible.
[00:36:45]  Better to be together than alone.
[00:36:46]  I was laughing a lot.
[00:36:47]  Gabe was kind of panicking.
[00:36:48]  Yeah.
[00:36:49]  I mean, I get upset.
[00:36:51]  It's nothing more just debilitating when you get to your room after a long night and then you hit the card and it gives you red.
[00:36:58]  Oh, that's fucked.
[00:36:58]  Yeah.
[00:37:00]  Fuck.
[00:37:00]  And then you got to go downstairs and get another key and, you know, and then you got to get.
[00:37:04]  I hate that.
[00:37:05]  Yeah.
[00:37:07]  Yeah.
[00:37:07]  Yes.
[00:37:08]  Yes.
[00:37:08]  Right?
[00:37:09]  Is that relatable?
[00:37:10]  So relatable.
[00:37:13]  Would you fight as pretend for fun?
[00:37:15]  Um, I would fight as pretend for fun.
[00:37:17]  I would feel like I'd be closest to like a Liv Morgan type.
[00:37:20]  I'd want to go like a Harley Quinn, yeah, yeah.
[00:37:24]  There are kind of two girls right now with that bit.
[00:37:28]  Shout out Alexa Bliss also.
[00:37:30]  But her outfit, this WrestleMania, can I show you two of these outfits?
[00:37:33]  I'll see them.
[00:37:34]  Marsh, please, I will never be sad about looking at a hot girl and Charlotte Flair.
[00:37:38]  They had the best costumes I've ever seen at WrestleMania.
[00:37:41]  They had matching costumes, one was a butterfly and one was a moth.
[00:37:45]  Okay.
[00:37:46]  And they were like over the top, man.
[00:37:48]  These outfits were crazy.
[00:37:50]  Sick.
[00:37:51]  You could be a baker persona.
[00:37:52]  Okay.
[00:37:53]  And you would hit him with cakes.
[00:37:55]  I could like come out of a cake.
[00:37:56]  Yes.
[00:37:56]  Look at this.
[00:37:57]  Yes, come out of a cake.
[00:37:58]  Yeah, that'd be awesome.
[00:37:59]  Look at these costumes.
[00:38:01]  Yeah, this is drag for sure.
[00:38:03]  Insane.
[00:38:03]  Okay, they're going to move.
[00:38:05]  They're going to move.
[00:38:05]  The wings move.
[00:38:06]  And then watch Charlotte Flair come out.
[00:38:08]  Hers is like insane.
[00:38:09]  Yeah, go for it.
[00:38:10]  This is just March of this weekend.
[00:38:12]  What?
[00:38:12]  This happened to this weekend.
[00:38:13]  Yeah, this is.
[00:38:14]  Oh my God, it was packed.
[00:38:15]  60,000.
[00:38:15]  She was wrestling with me.
[00:38:18]  To something like this.
[00:38:19]  Dude, look at Charlotte Flair's wings.
[00:38:22]  Oh my gosh.
[00:38:24]  Insane.
[00:38:26]  Insane.
[00:38:27]  Dude, this is drag.
[00:38:28]  Like, this is.
[00:38:29]  Yeah, I mean, I want a little more.
[00:38:31]  Wait, do they play with the wings on or not?
[00:38:32]  No, they took all this off.
[00:38:34]  But, like, I keep trying to tell people, like, the intersection of wrestling and, like, camp and just, like, pageantry.
[00:38:40]  There are so many people that would get into wrestling if they could get past, like, some of their preconceptions of, like, oh, this is, like, silly or whatever.
[00:38:48]  Like, buy into it.
[00:38:50]  Just accept that it, yes, yeah.
[00:38:53]  I feel like it's like it's like WrestleMania, um, working at Medieval Times, oh, or like the pirate dinner, then and then and then working at the Ren Fair, yes, and then going to the Ren Fair.
[00:39:05]  I love that's the gateway.
[00:39:07]  I feel like I would have done Medieval Times acting or like pirate dinner acting in other lives.
[00:39:11]  I'd be good at that, it's just fun because it's like so silly.
[00:39:14]  What if what if we do like we make a YouTube video where we cast and host like we rent out Medieval Times, but it's like just like our crew?
[00:39:22]  Oh my god, I would that be so funny!
[00:39:24]  That would hit, yeah, we can invite.
[00:39:25]  Fans make sure they don't have guns all around.
[00:39:28]  No guns, yeah.
[00:39:29]  No, only not.
[00:39:30]  No, only Blunderbuss.
[00:39:31]  You couldn't even get through the hypothetical idea without having like a little bit of getting injured.
[00:39:37]  We need to have double security.
[00:39:38]  That is fair.
[00:39:39]  Here's a suggestion, and I don't know why it's free ball for anybody who wants it.
[00:39:43]  All right, medieval times, but shogunate.
[00:39:46]  Wait, what?
[00:39:49]  Oh, yeah, Japanese.
[00:39:51]  I don't know why they don't do that.
[00:39:52]  You got ninjas, you got samurai.
[00:39:56]  I think that would go hard.
[00:39:58]  I would like that.
[00:39:59]  And I would be the samurai.
[00:40:01]  Give me a samurai armor, please.
[00:40:03]  Yeah.
[00:40:03]  A samurai armor.
[00:40:04]  The last samurai.
[00:40:06]  Yeah.
[00:40:06]  And then let me cut stuff with it.
[00:40:08]  Have you watched The Shogun?
[00:40:09]  That show?
[00:40:10]  Yeah.
[00:40:10]  Yeah, I love that show.
[00:40:12]  The Japan's, it was pretty good.
[00:40:15]  I think the second season is gonna be butt cheeks.
[00:40:18]  Wow, that's crazy.

=== Improv Choices and Batteries (15:06) ===

[00:40:20]  Am I crazy?
[00:40:20]  I never, I watched it, I never remember.
[00:40:23]  Like, I want my men.
[00:40:24]  What do you mean?
[00:40:24]  You don't remember the suicidal god girl?
[00:40:27]  That was the peak character.
[00:40:28]  I don't remember.
[00:40:30]  It's so good.
[00:40:30]  I feel like I do that with every TV show I watch is then the second season comes out.
[00:40:34]  I'm like, I don't remember anything.
[00:40:35]  Oh, yeah, I always wish that.
[00:40:36]  I mean, I guess some YouTubers can do that now where they can give you a little TLDR.
[00:40:40]  Yeah, yeah, that does help.
[00:40:42]  Do you watch Survivor?
[00:40:43]  I don't.
[00:40:44]  Okay.
[00:40:44]  I used to as a child.
[00:40:45]  Well, I thought we were going to be best friends.
[00:40:46]  No, I'm just like, damn, I'm trying to figure it out because people online have been saying we're supposed to be best friends.
[00:40:52]  Have you ever seen that?
[00:40:53]  Is that just me?
[00:40:54]  I've definitely seen that.
[00:40:55]  I think maybe they're just looking for me to have a friend.
[00:40:57]  I'm sorry.
[00:40:58]  Never mind.
[00:40:58]  I'll kill myself.
[00:40:59]  No, no.
[00:41:01]  No, stupid.
[00:41:02]  Are you open to having new friends?
[00:41:03]  I'm just wondering.
[00:41:04]  We're both Mormon.
[00:41:05]  They just say that we're both Mormon and we used to both be blonde.
[00:41:08]  No, it's funny.
[00:41:08]  Mommy took away her Mormon.
[00:41:09]  Cutie, we were supposed to collab a long time ago.
[00:41:12]  I know.
[00:41:12]  I DM'd you.
[00:41:13]  And then I DM'd you back.
[00:41:14]  You did?
[00:41:15]  No.
[00:41:16]  Pull it up.
[00:41:16]  Pull it up.
[00:41:18]  Man, I just hate when I go out for an evening of responsible drinking and wake up the next day just feeling a little nauseous and under the weather.
[00:41:27]  I feel you.
[00:41:28]  Well, have you heard of Cheers?
[00:41:30]  No, I haven't.
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[00:41:43]  Oh.
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[00:41:50]  Well, you know what?
[00:41:51]  Just like the tooth fairy.
[00:41:52]  Yeah.
[00:41:52]  And you know what?
[00:41:53]  You and I love to support our healthy livers.
[00:41:55]  Right.
[00:41:56]  And this is what it does it supports it.
[00:41:58]  And it helps metabolize and efficiently support liver health.
[00:42:01]  Yes.
[00:42:02]  Yeah, because dehydration can make you feel rough.
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[00:42:26]  Wow.
[00:42:27]  Yes, I was telling you about the product and then you guys started.
[00:42:30]  Really?
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[00:42:31]  It felt like you didn't know about it.
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[00:43:16]  So who's leaving?
[00:43:17]  Shit.
[00:43:18]  I just assumed you hated me.
[00:43:20]  No, I literally DM'd you back.
[00:43:22]  And then Ted Nipisson.
[00:43:23]  Talked to me and was like, hey, you should get back to her.
[00:43:26]  And I was like, okay, I will.
[00:43:27]  That's so funny.
[00:43:28]  Oh, no.
[00:43:29]  Wait, what is it?
[00:43:30]  Can you do it as your wrestling persona and read it like a mean girl?
[00:43:34]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:43:35]  Okay.
[00:43:35]  Oh, where are the messages?
[00:43:37]  Hello?
[00:43:38]  The freaking updates on these DMs.
[00:43:39]  That's what I'm saying, mate.
[00:43:40]  No.
[00:43:41]  Cutie deleted the messages.
[00:43:43]  Oh, she got them.
[00:43:44]  Oh, no.
[00:43:44]  What about me?
[00:43:45]  What about me?
[00:43:46]  Wait, you replied?
[00:43:46]  What did you say?
[00:43:47]  What did you say?
[00:43:49]  Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[00:43:50]  Okay.
[00:43:51]  Oh, that's a wall of text that was not answered.
[00:43:54]  Oh my god, wait, I'm so sad.
[00:43:55]  Wait, what?
[00:43:58]  Wait, we could have been something.
[00:43:59]  Who's the Regina George now?
[00:44:01]  You like fully introduced yourself.
[00:44:03]  Yeah, you didn't know who I am.
[00:44:04]  When was this?
[00:44:05]  What year was this?
[00:44:06]  Oh my god, this is when I was still doing Wine About It with Maya.
[00:44:08]  Yeah, it was forever ago.
[00:44:10]  So let's not talk about your ex.
[00:44:13]  But I miss her.
[00:44:15]  So Maya's my ex.
[00:44:16]  I've been looking.
[00:44:18]  I've been looking.
[00:44:19]  And we get jealous when she talks about her on our podcast.
[00:44:22]  But she's doing great things.
[00:44:24]  Shout out TED Talk and Maya.
[00:44:26]  I want you to know I DM'd her.
[00:44:27]  You did.
[00:44:28]  I did.
[00:44:28]  I said, hello, my lady.
[00:44:30]  I know.
[00:44:30]  Can you introduce yourself to your real husband?
[00:44:32]  I know you.
[00:44:33]  I don't want to be creepy.
[00:44:35]  Okay, stop.
[00:44:36]  Read that top again because it's as.
[00:44:38]  That was a man.
[00:44:39]  That is the creepiest.
[00:44:41]  Hello, my lady.
[00:44:42]  I know you, but I don't know you.
[00:44:43]  I'm disarmed.
[00:44:44]  Do you figure what a Reddit is?
[00:44:46]  I said, hello, my lady.
[00:44:47]  I know you.
[00:44:48]  You don't know me.
[00:44:49]  But I know you.
[00:44:51]  Not creepy.
[00:44:52]  Thank God you're a woman.
[00:44:53]  Wanted to introduce myself.
[00:44:55]  And then I said, I was hoping you would maybe be willing to come on Wine About It.
[00:44:59]  It's my Girly Pop podcast.
[00:45:01]  Wait, hold on.
[00:45:02]  You're inviting her on Wine About It, but you weren't inviting her on the Fearhead podcast?
[00:45:06]  She's a girl.
[00:45:07]  Yeah, but so are you.
[00:45:09]  Where?
[00:45:10]  What?
[00:45:11]  You're a woman?
[00:45:12]  Only in the ways that count.
[00:45:14]  You always complain that there's not enough feminine energy on this podcast.
[00:45:17]  Yeah, I know, but okay.
[00:45:18]  Whose fault is it?
[00:45:19]  Respectfully.
[00:45:20]  So sometimes I feel like Whine About It's like my tester.
[00:45:22]  It's a safe space for girls.
[00:45:24]  And then if you can hang, I'll be like, you should come to the crazy ones.
[00:45:27]  Because sometimes you'll come.
[00:45:28]  Because if you go on Whine About It, you can talk the whole time.
[00:45:30]  You come on here, it's like fighting for your life.
[00:45:32]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:45:33]  So that's what it was.
[00:45:34]  Critics say women love the Fear Ann podcast.
[00:45:37]  Critics say.
[00:45:39]  I knew the energy I was getting into.
[00:45:40]  I'm used to a bunch of rowdy boys.
[00:45:42]  Oh my gosh.
[00:45:43]  I'm just rowdy boys.
[00:45:44]  You are, but I'll reply to you.
[00:45:46]  Okay.
[00:45:48]  Wait, I have to email you.
[00:45:49]  I also have to.
[00:45:50]  I offered my email.
[00:45:51]  I also have to say, you offered me your email yesterday, too.
[00:45:53]  What the fuck?
[00:45:54]  Why didn't you want me?
[00:45:55]  I'm not raw pink.
[00:45:56]  I'm not going to email you.
[00:45:57]  I also have to come clean because this podcast.
[00:45:58]  You text me.
[00:45:59]  I'm not going to start emailing.
[00:46:01]  This podcast is coming a little late, later than it should.
[00:46:05]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:46:06]  And I have to take full responsibility for that.
[00:46:08]  Yeah, Austin, don't speak on it.
[00:46:10]  Courtney DM'd me on February 2nd.
[00:46:13]  You DM'd him and not me?
[00:46:14]  Well, I did DM'd him.
[00:46:16]  Some of us are responsible.
[00:46:17]  Wait, now I'm offended.
[00:46:18]  On February 2nd, 2026.
[00:46:21]  That was this year.
[00:46:22]  And I didn't respond until April 7th.
[00:46:26]  Okay, but who uses Discord DMs?
[00:46:28]  That was Instagram.
[00:46:28]  That was Instagram.
[00:46:29]  I meant Instagram DMs.
[00:46:30]  Just to, I use Discord DMs.
[00:46:33]  I heard about that you're a Discord girl.
[00:46:34]  Wait, how'd you hear that?
[00:46:35]  Probably Ted.
[00:46:37]  Oh, I don't know.
[00:46:38]  That's nice.
[00:46:39]  Those are the rumors I want spread about me.
[00:46:41]  Oh, you know what?
[00:46:41]  It wasn't.
[00:46:42]  It was the team for Anthony's channel.
[00:46:44]  It was like, oh, Teddy.
[00:46:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:46:47]  Sorry.
[00:46:48]  Wow, cool.
[00:46:49]  My reputation is awesome.
[00:46:50]  I never messaged you on Discord.
[00:46:51]  I always text you.
[00:46:52]  I messaged you on Discord.
[00:46:53]  Oh.
[00:46:55]  I don't see them.
[00:46:57]  Sorry.
[00:46:57]  I'm happy we did this.
[00:46:58]  I'll add you on Discord.
[00:46:59]  He doesn't work.
[00:47:00]  Will, you were saying.
[00:47:00]  I work on it.
[00:47:01]  Oh, I just wanted to clarify.
[00:47:03]  I didn't ignore any of your messages, correct?
[00:47:06]  That's correct.
[00:47:07]  Did I?
[00:47:08]  No.
[00:47:08]  You may have.
[00:47:08]  There is no way in hell he's answering your messages.
[00:47:11]  No, I know.
[00:47:12]  I have to go through his assistant to see it.
[00:47:14]  I think, Hassan, I think you love to be inaccessible.
[00:47:16]  That's what I've got.
[00:47:17]  That I literally can't see you right now.
[00:47:18]  Yeah.
[00:47:19]  That's not my fault.
[00:47:20]  Will always body blocks me.
[00:47:22]  You love body blocks me.
[00:47:25]  What's your Instagram?
[00:47:26]  Are you following?
[00:47:27]  What is it?
[00:47:29]  CoMil.
[00:47:29]  I don't even know if we might follow you.
[00:47:31]  You just got yourself a follow.
[00:47:32]  You collaborated before, but it was on a charity event.
[00:47:35]  And I hung out with his dog more than him.
[00:47:37]  Yeah.
[00:47:38]  That's how I do it, dear.
[00:47:39]  I've been staying here for several days.
[00:47:40]  I've only seen him.
[00:47:42]  Oh, you sent me a DM just yesterday.
[00:47:44]  Yeah, no.
[00:47:44]  And I have not seen it.
[00:47:45]  It was me because I was nervous you weren't going to reply.
[00:47:48]  What?
[00:47:49]  No, I'm on top of it.
[00:47:51]  I said, hey, Austin was going to send me info if y'all wanted me to come on the podcast.
[00:47:55]  No.
[00:47:56]  I knew.
[00:47:57]  Unreliable Austin.
[00:47:58]  Wait, wait, did you wait?
[00:48:00]  Were you like, I don't know if this is happening or not?
[00:48:01]  No, to be fair, I sent yours and then I immediately sent his because I'm a fail safe girly.
[00:48:06]  I was on top.
[00:48:08]  When it comes to this podcast, I fly in for this every week.
[00:48:11]  You know that?
[00:48:11]  What?
[00:48:12]  Doesn't have to do that.
[00:48:13]  I live in Oregon.
[00:48:13]  I live in Oregon.
[00:48:14]  I live in Portland.
[00:48:15]  I'm in Portland.
[00:48:16]  I'm Portland based.
[00:48:17]  Ooh.
[00:48:17]  And because I love Portland.
[00:48:18]  You know, it's my home.
[00:48:19]  And I stay here at Hassan's house, and I'm starting to get a little kind of like I feel a little insecure about staying here.
[00:48:27]  Really?
[00:48:27]  Okay, speak more.
[00:48:28]  I think you should.
[00:48:29]  Do you feel like you don't have a place?
[00:48:30]  No, because I feel like I'm overstaying my welcome.
[00:48:33]  Correct.
[00:48:34]  Hassan, is he overstaying?
[00:48:35]  Yes.
[00:48:36]  Well, and he says that, and I don't really believe him, but I'm starting to believe that it is.
[00:48:42]  Because last night before I went to bed, we were all sitting on the couch.
[00:48:45]  It was me, his dad, and I took an edible.
[00:48:49]  I was a little stoned, and I started to get a little insecure because they started speaking Turkish.
[00:48:53]  And I was like, Are they talking shit about me?
[00:48:55]  Were you?
[00:48:56]  I was like, That's so strange.
[00:48:58]  I was like, Oh my God.
[00:48:59]  Because the moment I went to bed, they immediately switched to Turkish.
[00:49:02]  And I was like, Oh my God.
[00:49:03]  Open up the Google Translate, hold it down.
[00:49:04]  I was like, That's a little strange.
[00:49:06]  And then I walked back in the living room.
[00:49:07]  That's a little strange.
[00:49:08]  You know, he and my father are so.
[00:49:10]  Speaking in our native language.
[00:49:12]  We're in America.
[00:49:14]  It was just oddly the timing when I left immediately went to Turkish.
[00:49:18]  No, because dad always prefers to speak it.
[00:49:19]  Well, I know.
[00:49:20]  And so, anyway, but this is what I.
[00:49:23]  But it was weird.
[00:49:23]  So, let me set the tone.
[00:49:25]  I am said, hey, I'm going to bed.
[00:49:28]  And I said it.
[00:49:30]  Good night, daddy.
[00:49:30]  Yeah.
[00:49:31]  In English.
[00:49:33]  Because I don't speak Turkish.
[00:49:35]  So, I.
[00:49:35]  It's good that you.
[00:49:36]  Yeah.
[00:49:36]  So, I said, I'm going to bed.
[00:49:38]  And then I walk upstairs and I left the room.
[00:49:40]  And then I hear them.
[00:49:41]  You know, like, I don't know if that was like a good Turkish.
[00:49:45]  That was what he's saying.
[00:49:48]  No, no, it's not like you know, I don't, I'm not trying to be offensive.
[00:49:52]  Too late, but anyway, if I've learned anything from the internet, yeah, they start speaking Turkish, and I then I have to come back to the room because I forgot something, and I felt like they kind of got quieter in Turkish, and I was like, oh, none of those things happened, dude.
[00:50:07]  Anyway, if I know how to speak Turkish, the real experience was just.
[00:50:12]  We did not, it was not remarkable at all.
[00:50:14]  So they're talking, and all he hears is homosexual.
[00:50:18]  Yeah.
[00:50:19]  So, anyway, and then he hits me with this.
[00:50:21]  This is when I really started to overthink it.
[00:50:23]  And I, uh, he says, So, what time are you leaving Tuesday?
[00:50:27]  Wow.
[00:50:28]  Ah, Hassan said that to you?
[00:50:29]  I asked to make it out.
[00:50:33]  Yeah.
[00:50:33]  Cause he, but you know, somebody asked, Hey, when are you getting out of here?
[00:50:36]  So I think, Oh my God.
[00:50:37]  I'm going to leave a little early.
[00:50:39]  It's crazy.
[00:50:39]  You're such a, you're such a, you can come stay at my house.
[00:50:43]  No, it's okay.
[00:50:44]  I'm going to go stay at the airport.
[00:50:47]  I'm gonna sleep.
[00:50:48]  I'm gonna sleep.
[00:50:49]  No, this guy comes to my house, use it like a hotel for three days, and then I'm still the villain.
[00:50:56]  But I always extend that invitation to him if he wants to come stay at my house.
[00:51:00]  It doesn't work that way.
[00:51:00]  If you want to come stay at his hotel, you can stay at his hotel.
[00:51:04]  It doesn't work that way, right?
[00:51:06]  But Austin has now started bribing us.
[00:51:10]  What?
[00:51:11]  I realize, like, or maybe because he's like stone, he'll order too much food, and then he'll be like, hey, here, he wasn't, hey.
[00:51:17]  He wants some french fries.
[00:51:19]  Those are nice.
[00:51:20]  I've been starting to eat.
[00:51:21]  His dad, I've been eating because his dad repurposes everything.
[00:51:24]  So I put his, I put like pita bread and, you know, it makes use.
[00:51:29]  And we'll have the pita bread that Austin gets by the end of the day.
[00:51:33]  Yeah, fries.
[00:51:34]  I always ask him if he wants food, if I order it.
[00:51:36]  I've been cleaning up after myself.
[00:51:38]  Did you just call eating leftovers repurposing?
[00:51:41]  Yeah.
[00:51:42]  I literally couldn't follow what you were saying.
[00:51:44]  Right?
[00:51:45]  Isn't that what you do?
[00:51:46]  Is this repurposing food?
[00:51:47]  He's a conservationist.
[00:51:48]  Repurposing means it's like, are you using this pita bread for like a.
[00:51:52]  Like painting your house.
[00:51:54]  Like.
[00:51:56]  Spackling.
[00:51:56]  No, no, no.
[00:51:57]  But like reheating or.
[00:51:58]  But like he'll use it.
[00:51:59]  Like my pita was for my chicken.
[00:52:01]  I forget what it was, but I'm Lebanese and it was a Lebanese.
[00:52:06]  And so, this is an unnecessary thing.
[00:52:09]  So, I thought perhaps he's using the pita for a Turkish dish.
[00:52:12]  Love it.
[00:52:13]  Love it.
[00:52:13]  So, that's kind of what I meant by repurposing.
[00:52:15]  Uh huh.
[00:52:15]  Yes.
[00:52:16]  Yes.
[00:52:17]  Okay.
[00:52:17]  My dad got him pastries and I ate it.
[00:52:19]  Yeah.
[00:52:20]  Yeah.
[00:52:20]  I wouldn't let him have it.
[00:52:21]  Well, he tried to get me a pastry.
[00:52:23]  His dad tried to get me a pastry at like 9 in the morning or 11 in the morning.
[00:52:26]  And I just, I can't start my day.
[00:52:27]  A pastry at 11?
[00:52:28]  Yeah, I start my day, especially when I was making pastry at Master Baker.
[00:52:31]  What did you win?
[00:52:33]  Well, I didn't win.
[00:52:35]  I got last place and I tied for last place.
[00:52:37]  But I have a question.
[00:52:38]  You couldn't even win last place.
[00:52:40]  You got tied.
[00:52:40]  Austin, I want you to know that after you left, multiple people were like, I think Austin was really upset.
[00:52:45]  Oh, really?
[00:52:46]  He was.
[00:52:47]  No.
[00:52:48]  He was.
[00:52:48]  He came in.
[00:52:49]  No.
[00:52:50]  Like a wrecking ball.
[00:52:51]  No, I didn't.
[00:52:51]  He was like, oh, I'm pissed.
[00:52:53]  No.
[00:52:54]  I'm pissed.
[00:52:54]  No, I didn't.
[00:52:55]  What did you make?
[00:52:59]  I actually wasn't upset until the last day.
[00:53:02]  Oh, I'm so sorry.
[00:53:02]  Because I put everything, I put my heart and soul into it.
[00:53:06]  And I think you guys are right.
[00:53:08]  Like, my.
[00:53:08]  Food and it wasn't edible.
[00:53:10]  It wasn't edible.
[00:53:11]  You got second for your muffin.
[00:53:13]  I was irritated because I thought that these people made something that at least mine was what we were supposed to make.
[00:53:20]  They made things that tasted better.
[00:53:22]  Yeah, he was pissed off.
[00:53:24]  I thought that they were cheating by making at a bakery competition edible things.
[00:53:30]  If I was ever to do Master Baker, I would just make chocolate chip cookies in different shapes.
[00:53:36]  Like if you wanted a muffin, that's what I tried.
[00:53:39]  Put it in a muffin tin.
[00:53:40]  Yeah.
[00:53:41]  Oh, yeah.
[00:53:41]  I did.
[00:53:41]  I kept using the same batter.
[00:53:42]  But, cutie, I had the battery.
[00:53:44]  I actually had a wonderful time.
[00:53:47]  Was this with Trevor and Josh?
[00:53:48]  Yeah.
[00:53:49]  Okay.
[00:53:49]  You were set up to tell him because they, well, this is hard.
[00:53:52]  Yesterday was like, yesterday was.
[00:53:53]  Yesterday, we were with Rosanna, Patrick, and another Josh Elkin.
[00:53:58]  But did I look like I had a good time the whole time?
[00:54:00]  I was really, really.
[00:54:00]  You did until you lost.
[00:54:02]  But I was in the best.
[00:54:03]  I think the problem was, is he set himself up for like, he like really, he was really confident.
[00:54:07]  He pulled his one stone out of the oven so he couldn't taste it or test it or anything.
[00:54:12]  He pulls it out of the oven and he starts.
[00:54:14]  Cheering audibly.
[00:54:15]  Yeah.
[00:54:15]  I mean, it was.
[00:54:16]  He's like, yeah, look at this.
[00:54:18]  Look at this stuff, my dude.
[00:54:20]  He's like telling everyone.
[00:54:22]  And we go to cut into it, and somehow he made like paper mache.
[00:54:25]  Like it was, it was crazy.
[00:54:27]  It was crazy.
[00:54:29]  No.
[00:54:30]  It was, it was like, it looked so good.
[00:54:32]  It could have been a display scone.
[00:54:34]  It was really, it was textbook.
[00:54:36]  I think it was.
[00:54:37]  It could have been.
[00:54:38]  It would have never molded.
[00:54:39]  It was just flour and water.
[00:54:40]  I think he's gotten fourth place over somebody who.
[00:54:42]  Your batter was just flour and water?
[00:54:44]  It was flour, water, and sugar.
[00:54:48]  Okay.
[00:54:48]  It was bad, dude.
[00:54:49]  And blueberries.
[00:54:50]  I don't bake.
[00:54:50]  Baking is math cooking.
[00:54:52]  I can't do that.
[00:54:53]  It's so much math and science.
[00:54:54]  It's math cooking.
[00:54:55]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:54:56]  Because when I make the stuff that I make, I'm just throwing shit in.
[00:54:59]  It's all vibes.
[00:55:00]  Hoping for the best.
[00:55:01]  Hoping for the best.
[00:55:01]  And it usually goes well, but baking is harder.
[00:55:04]  Once you learn the basics of baking, you can just throw shit in for vibes.
[00:55:07]  Yeah, that's elite.
[00:55:08]  You're a baker.
[00:55:09]  Thank you.
[00:55:09]  Thank you.
[00:55:10]  That's why I said it.
[00:55:10]  I was hoping to get a compliment out of that.
[00:55:12]  Thank you so much.
[00:55:13]  You're such a fantastic competition because I think it's important to get people like me invested and angry.
[00:55:19]  Because that's part, that's good TV.
[00:55:21]  This is good.
[00:55:21]  This is his cope.
[00:55:22]  He came back and he was like, well, at least I made good television.
[00:55:25]  You did make good television.

=== Insane Greedflation Defined (07:48) ===

[00:55:26]  Everyone said you were the best storyteller.
[00:55:28]  Oh, well, thank you.
[00:55:29]  I did.
[00:55:29]  I love telling this story.
[00:55:33]  What he lacked in skill, he made up for telling incredible stories, apparently.
[00:55:38]  Yeah, I told a story.
[00:55:39]  We covered this last week on the Fear and Podcast, but I told a story about a mother who died tragically or almost died tragically in a car accident.
[00:55:47]  But if not for her, what was it?
[00:55:50]  You made an eclair.
[00:55:52]  I'm making a clear.
[00:55:53]  Yeah.
[00:55:53]  That was fed through a feeding tube, she would have not survived.
[00:55:57]  That being said, the awkward part was that one of our judges had actually lost his mother in a car accident, and I didn't know that.
[00:56:03]  That would happen to you.
[00:56:04]  Yeah.
[00:56:05]  That's unfortunate.
[00:56:05]  It did.
[00:56:06]  No eclair for her.
[00:56:08]  So, was this real that that happened to somebody?
[00:56:10]  No.
[00:56:11]  I made up the story.
[00:56:12]  No one really knows.
[00:56:14]  Wow.
[00:56:15]  And that's art at the end of the day.
[00:56:16]  Sometimes you got to take big choices.
[00:56:19]  My thought process was that if you come up with a story of tragedy and trial and tribulation, that that'll somehow make the food taste better.
[00:56:26]  It wasn't even about you.
[00:56:28]  No.
[00:56:28]  It's marketing.
[00:56:29]  Very Disney of you.
[00:56:30]  Yes.
[00:56:30]  See?
[00:56:30]  Parents died.
[00:56:31]  Yeah.
[00:56:32]  Yeah.
[00:56:33]  Right?
[00:56:33]  Wow.
[00:56:34]  So, anyway, I wanted to make.
[00:56:36]  Because originally the mom was going to die in the story.
[00:56:39]  But then you didn't want to do that because my mom was doing it.
[00:56:42]  And I knew Slime's mom had died.
[00:56:44]  I just didn't know she died in a car accident.
[00:56:46]  Right.
[00:56:47]  Yeah.
[00:56:48]  Unfortunate selection of story.
[00:56:50]  Did you write it that morning in the final draft?
[00:56:52]  I just kind of came up with it on the spot.
[00:56:54]  Wow.
[00:56:55]  Yeah, I came up with it.
[00:56:56]  And then the other one was a coming out party where somebody was just, it's just a lot of stories.
[00:57:01]  You're taking swing.
[00:57:02]  You're taking swing.
[00:57:03]  Absolutely.
[00:57:04]  We play a lot of games and there's a lot of competition at Smosh.
[00:57:07]  And some people are genuinely competitive.
[00:57:11]  I just like to have a good time.
[00:57:12]  Yeah.
[00:57:13]  Yeah.
[00:57:14]  I'm genuinely competitive and I always lose.
[00:57:17]  It's terrible.
[00:57:18]  What's the worst loss you've ever had in game?
[00:57:21]  Oh my God.
[00:57:21]  So many.
[00:57:22]  So many.
[00:57:23]  So many together.
[00:57:24]  Yeah.
[00:57:25]  So many Twitch rivals.
[00:57:26]  Yeah.
[00:57:26]  Twitch rivals, I stopped doing because I was constantly getting destroyed.
[00:57:31]  I won my first one at WrestleMania.
[00:57:33]  They had a 2K tournament and I won it.
[00:57:35]  Oh, hell yeah.
[00:57:36]  I know.
[00:57:36]  He's the most competitive here.
[00:57:38]  Oh, for sure.
[00:57:39]  And it's not good.
[00:57:39]  Yeah.
[00:57:39]  There's been events where they'd have to go to Wilma and be like, Turn it down and he'll be like, okay.
[00:57:43]  Like, he can adjust, but you do have to.
[00:57:45]  He's like, just every he's a winner at heart.
[00:57:47]  Every physical sport that I've ever played with him, he's just the best.
[00:57:51]  You know what it is?
[00:57:53]  Yeah, I don't even care about winning.
[00:57:56]  I want to be pushed to my absolute.
[00:57:57]  You fucking care about winning, you son of a bitch.
[00:58:00]  I know you care about winning.
[00:58:01]  I've been on a team with you.
[00:58:02]  I'll lose, but as long as I gave my best.
[00:58:04]  If I lose, I'm okay.
[00:58:06]  No, you definitely definitely also cares about you.
[00:58:08]  Definitely want to win.
[00:58:10]  We did a Twitch Rivals together.
[00:58:11]  No, that's different.
[00:58:13]  The French were literally shitting on.
[00:58:16]  And I started to get pissed because the French were talking shit.
[00:58:18]  Yes.
[00:58:19]  And it became like a national.
[00:58:21]  It became racist.
[00:58:22]  Yeah.
[00:58:22]  It got racist.
[00:58:24]  Nationalistic.
[00:58:24]  Is that a bad thing to say?
[00:58:26]  No.
[00:58:26]  Okay.
[00:58:27]  It became nationalistic where I was like, Americans versus the French and fuck the French.
[00:58:31]  They surrender all the time.
[00:58:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:58:33]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:58:34]  They whipped you up.
[00:58:35]  Can you tell me more about all the different shows you do?
[00:58:37]  I feel like you do so many.
[00:58:39]  Oh, yeah.
[00:58:39]  I mean, Smash, I was saying this morning, it is a content factory, but like a cool content factory.
[00:58:45]  Like, there's no.
[00:58:46]  Kids at the factory.
[00:58:47]  It's an ethical one.
[00:58:48]  It's adults who act younger than they are and play games together.
[00:58:52]  I get that.
[00:58:53]  Yeah, I was just talking about how we are trying these things called double units because we have a big cast.
[00:58:58]  There's like up to 14 of us.
[00:59:00]  And so I didn't know that.
[00:59:02]  There's a bunch of us.
[00:59:03]  And so we've started to do this thing where we're filming two videos at once in our new studio.
[00:59:07]  So we're filming 10 videos a day.
[00:59:10]  What?
[00:59:11]  Yeah, girl.
[00:59:12]  And it's like playing a board game, doing improv games, podcasts.
[00:59:17]  Reddit stories, and we're all very tired at the end of the day, but we've left a lot.
[00:59:23]  That's the goal.
[00:59:24]  Yeah, of course.
[00:59:25]  Do you do that every day?
[00:59:27]  We'll do like a week long shoot typically, and then we'll have like a week off, and then.
[00:59:31]  Are you professionally trained in improv?
[00:59:33]  I think the majority of my improv experience is from Smosh because, guys, I've been there for 11 years.
[00:59:38]  Yeah.
[00:59:39]  Wow.
[00:59:40]  It's been a long thing.
[00:59:41]  I did comedy sports before that, but it's a lot of my improv experience is just.
[00:59:45]  I want to stop just doing it.
[00:59:47]  Do you ever do like an improv class?
[00:59:48]  Oh, yeah.
[00:59:49]  And we actually have like, so Amanda on the cast, she's an improv teacher, but she'll bring in other improv teachers like once a month and we'll do like a workshop together.
[00:59:57]  I think even if you're not in performing of any kind, you should take an improv class.
[01:00:01]  It's genuinely good for your brain.
[01:00:02]  I want to take it.
[01:00:03]  I love that you said that.
[01:00:05]  I want to take one because I have a lot of shame.
[01:00:08]  Perfect.
[01:00:09]  And I think that I.
[01:00:10]  We can start going together.
[01:00:11]  Yeah, we both have a lot of shame.
[01:00:12]  Yeah.
[01:00:13]  Guys, take one together.
[01:00:13]  Like, no joke.
[01:00:14]  It's so fun because if a scene goes bad or you fail the game, every clap's free.
[01:00:19]  Yes, that's the thing is like, I think I get embarrassed a lot if something doesn't go over and I care about what people think and I just want to let go of that.
[01:00:26]  We both of us need to do that.
[01:00:27]  Rejection therapy.
[01:00:28]  Would you do that with me?
[01:00:29]  Yeah, I would do a class with you.
[01:00:31]  I feel like you just were in the Thousand Yards Dare.
[01:00:33]  I was just thinking about it.
[01:00:36]  I was a theater kid growing up, but I never got any of the roles I ever wanted.
[01:00:39]  You were a theater kid?
[01:00:40]  Yeah.
[01:00:41]  I was a theater kid a little bit.
[01:00:42]  What was your biggest role?
[01:00:43]  My biggest role was Bianca in Taming of the Shrew.
[01:00:46]  Wow.
[01:00:47]  Wow.
[01:00:48]  What about you?
[01:00:48]  Mine was Lily in Annie.
[01:00:51]  And you might be like, who's Lily?
[01:00:54]  She's Rooster's girlfriend.
[01:00:56]  And Rooster is the guy that kidnaps Annie.
[01:00:59]  Whoa.
[01:00:59]  So I sang Easy Street.
[01:01:03]  Not a solo, but the closest I ever got.
[01:01:05]  She also played Britney Spears one time.
[01:01:07]  Yeah, she did.
[01:01:08]  Yeah, we should probably pull that up.
[01:01:09]  I don't know if you need to see that.
[01:01:11]  That feels like second stage.
[01:01:12]  I feel like Trailer Courtner has a friend.
[01:01:14]  Let's start with your best stuff.
[01:01:17]  We could pull that up and then.
[01:01:19]  Yeah, we could pull that up.
[01:01:20]  I'd love to.
[01:01:20]  Why?
[01:01:21]  Why did you share it?
[01:01:23]  He was throwing to the Patreon.
[01:01:25]  No, no, we're not there yet, but I was.
[01:01:27]  No, we are there.
[01:01:27]  Okay, I have a question really quick.
[01:01:29]  Who's in charge here?
[01:01:31]  No one.
[01:01:32]  It's me.
[01:01:32]  What do you mean?
[01:01:33]  I just want to know.
[01:01:33]  Hold on, hold on.
[01:01:35]  When you got here, who did you feel like was in charge?
[01:01:38]  Well, the man who opened the door for me.
[01:01:41]  You think Hasan is in charge?
[01:01:42]  Wait, did he open the door?
[01:01:43]  There's a good chance.
[01:01:44]  Well, I opened it myself and he was right there.
[01:01:45]  Yeah, but then he opened it with a goddamn it, Austin.
[01:01:48]  You're in charge.
[01:01:49]  You got it right.
[01:01:50]  You're in charge.
[01:01:51]  But who greeted you with charisma?
[01:01:55]  You were the ambassador.
[01:01:56]  Yes, I'm not in charge.
[01:01:59]  We have a cooperative team.
[01:02:00]  I think I'm the least in the country.
[01:02:01]  You say equal pay, everyone gets the same.
[01:02:03]  Yeah, everybody's equally paid.
[01:02:05]  We've been stealing his wages for a long time, he hasn't been.
[01:02:07]  Apparently, that's what they keep saying.
[01:02:09]  But yeah, no, we.
[01:02:10]  I just was curious.
[01:02:12]  I love your guys's dynamic.
[01:02:13]  I think we all kind of trade off and heat up, and we're like, ah, we're going to grab this by the reins and then just kind of give up for a while.
[01:02:21]  No.
[01:02:23]  I think Will's right.
[01:02:25]  I think we go through, like, all of a sudden, Hassan will be in the group chat and he'll be like, okay, we have 12 guests.
[01:02:30]  And I'm like, what the fuck?
[01:02:31]  And then the next, like, it'll go by.
[01:02:33]  And then all of a sudden, he's like, here's all the guests.
[01:02:35]  And then he'll be like, I've texted John Mulaney.
[01:02:38]  And then I'm like, Maya's in town.
[01:02:41]  I'll bring her.
[01:02:43]  So it's just.
[01:02:43]  Not fluid.
[01:02:44]  Yeah.
[01:02:45]  I don't think we've never, I don't think we really have a power dynamic.
[01:02:48]  I love him.
[01:02:48]  We're very unstable mentally.
[01:02:50]  Perfect.
[01:02:51]  No, speak for yourself.
[01:02:52]  Consistent.
[01:02:54]  I'm always.
[01:02:55]  He's the rock, I would say.
[01:02:56]  Yeah, he is always the same, but I'm always here too.
[01:03:00]  I know, but he's like mentally a rock.
[01:03:02]  Oh, okay.
[01:03:02]  You are.
[01:03:03]  You're always at episodes.
[01:03:04]  You're always.
[01:03:06]  Wait, you think I'm unstable?
[01:03:08]  Yes.
[01:03:09]  Really?
[01:03:10]  You're always in a panic state.
[01:03:12]  You know who you remind me of?
[01:03:13]  Have you guys seen New Girl?

=== You Are Nick Miller (01:41) ===

[01:03:14]  Yeah.
[01:03:15]  Yeah.
[01:03:15]  Schmidt.
[01:03:16]  No, you're like Charlie Day, but you're like Charlie Gay.
[01:03:22]  Oh, thank you.
[01:03:23]  That's not new, girl.
[01:03:23]  That's a good one.
[01:03:25]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:25]  It's always sunny.
[01:03:27]  No, Nick Miller.
[01:03:27]  Nick Miller.
[01:03:28]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:29]  New girl.
[01:03:30]  I mean, I think so.
[01:03:31]  You are a fusion of Nick Miller.
[01:03:32]  We get always sunny a lot.
[01:03:34]  We get always sunny.
[01:03:34]  But I've never watched it.
[01:03:35]  Oh, I've watched so much of it.
[01:03:37]  Yeah.
[01:03:37]  Sunny in Philadelphia.
[01:03:38]  I can't believe I mixed that up.
[01:03:39]  My bad.
[01:03:40]  My bad.
[01:03:41]  It's okay.
[01:03:41]  No, we're not.
[01:03:42]  Hey, it's okay.
[01:03:43]  Our cam.
[01:03:44]  Hey, way to go out big.
[01:03:45]  You know what?
[01:03:47]  We will watch.
[01:03:48]  We don't need to, though.
[01:03:49]  We'll watch the finest moments behind the paywall at patreon.com.
[01:03:52]  Thank you so much for coming on.
[01:03:53]  Where can people find you?
[01:03:55]  Thank you.
[01:03:55]  Check me out on.
[01:03:56]  There's a bajillion channels, including ones with AI thumbnails that are trying to be smashed.
[01:03:59]  It's really funny.
[01:04:00]  Check us out.
[01:04:02]  I'm CoMill everywhere.
[01:04:03]  CoMill, everybody.
[01:04:04]  Courtney Miller, patreon.com slash fear and for the international working class.
[01:04:10]  Let's go.
[01:04:14]  It's ridiculous.
[01:04:15]  It's ridiculous.
[01:04:16]  And it's pissing me off.
[01:04:17]  Capitalism, I've noticed something about capitalism.
[01:04:19]  It's gotten out of control.
[01:04:21]  Like recently, they've gotten.
[01:04:24]  It's gotten.
[01:04:25]  No, recently in particular.
[01:04:26]  This was good.
[01:04:27]  It was good until last year.
[01:04:29]  Until I started to have to pay $25 for my gay spritz.
[01:04:33]  No.
[01:04:34]  But I guarantee you, if you put this out here, capitalism has been.
[01:04:37]  Going crazy for a long time.
[01:04:39]  Put it out there, all right.
[01:04:40]  But since COVID, capitalism has gotten out of fucking control.
[01:04:44]  Okay?
[01:04:45]  Real young people are out of control.
[01:04:47]  Like, they are.
[01:04:48]  It's something that I've coined greedflation.
[01:04:51]  You did not coin greedflation.
[01:04:53]  I just coined insane greedflation.
[01:04:55]  Greedflation.