Fear& - It's That Time Of Year | Fear&
Aired: 2025-06-02
Duration: 01:04:12


=== YouTube Prom Invitation Drama (08:02) ===

[00:00:00]  Who got invited to YouTube prom?
[00:00:01]  I did, you motherfer!
[00:00:03]  I did!
[00:00:04]  Ludwig is my day!
[00:00:05]  Ludwig wasn't invited to YouTube prom because him, just like you guys, turned down all his invitations.
[00:00:10]  You always get to cool things, and so you don't get invited again.
[00:00:13]  You only get a few chances in life, okay?
[00:00:15]  It's done a Nintendo game.
[00:00:16]  You can't just restart it, you f.
[00:00:33]  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Fear Ann podcast, where it is a very special episode.
[00:00:41]  Happy Pride Month, everybody.
[00:00:45]  Oh, no!
[00:00:46]  Woo!
[00:00:47]  Give me one of them.
[00:00:48]  Wait, give me this one.
[00:00:50]  Oh, wait.
[00:00:51]  I thought this one was one too.
[00:00:53]  You want to wave it to be ally right there?
[00:00:57]  Okay, I only got two, Hassan, two flags.
[00:01:00]  I did get you guys gifts for this episode.
[00:01:02]  All right.
[00:01:03]  All right.
[00:01:04]  Gay, Santa.
[00:01:05]  Gay Santa.
[00:01:05]  Yeah, which means so much so much.
[00:01:09]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:01:10]  No, no, I think it's great.
[00:01:12]  I think it's great.
[00:01:13]  But to celebrate Pride Month, I wanted to get you guys all a bunch of gifts.
[00:01:18]  So we're going to start with Hassan at the end of the table.
[00:01:23]  I got you a sh- But pop.
[00:01:25]  I got you a shirt.
[00:01:26]  Oh, okay.
[00:01:27]  I just thought about how funny it would be if I was like secretly homophobic this whole time.
[00:01:32]  And like I'm sitting here like grinning burying.
[00:01:33]  I'm like, yeah, bust out the pride flag.
[00:01:35]  But I'm actually like closeted, just raging homophobe.
[00:01:38]  The whole time.
[00:01:39]  Wouldn't that be funny?
[00:01:40]  I don't know if that would be funny.
[00:01:42]  Like three years of this podcast mocks.
[00:01:44]  I got a lot of fun.
[00:01:47]  He doesn't touch me.
[00:01:48]  I hope I don't get the gay.
[00:01:50]  You are a little farther from me than usual.
[00:01:52]  All right.
[00:01:52]  Well, that's because last week you couldn't decide where to sit me.
[00:01:55]  It would work.
[00:01:55]  It would be sad if I found out you were raging homophobia.
[00:01:58]  I need to be a little funny.
[00:02:00]  I would support you because I support all women unconditionally.
[00:02:04]  Okay, sorry.
[00:02:04]  I'm not homophobic.
[00:02:05]  It was just a funny snap.
[00:02:06]  I got Hassan.
[00:02:10]  Wouldn't it be funny if I was a Nazi?
[00:02:12]  It'd be crazy, yeah.
[00:02:14]  I got Hassan a shirt.
[00:02:16]  I'm going to show it to the camera.
[00:02:18]  It says.
[00:02:22]  Show me your dick.
[00:02:25]  Oh, I thought it said armpits.
[00:02:26]  Put it on, Hassan.
[00:02:28]  Come on.
[00:02:28]  Put it on.
[00:02:29]  Put it on.
[00:02:30]  I'm going to put this shit on.
[00:02:31]  Yeah.
[00:02:32]  Come on.
[00:02:32]  It's Pride Month.
[00:02:35]  Now all your haters are going to take a picture of it.
[00:02:37]  That's what I mean.
[00:02:37]  It's like, I do gay shit all the time.
[00:02:39]  I don't give a fuck, obviously.
[00:02:41]  But two hours ago, it breaks people.
[00:02:44]  It breaks people so hard when I do that.
[00:02:46]  You don't have to put it on.
[00:02:47]  You got to fucking put it on.
[00:02:48]  What are you kidding?
[00:02:49]  All right, here.
[00:02:49]  Wait to put it on.
[00:02:50]  I want to let you know.
[00:02:52]  In solidarity today, I wore a jock strap.
[00:02:55]  Did you really?
[00:02:56]  Yeah, I can show you.
[00:02:57]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:57]  Well, behind the Patreon.
[00:02:59]  You know what?
[00:02:59]  It's Pride Month.
[00:03:00]  Censor it?
[00:03:00]  Yeah.
[00:03:02]  Did you actually put on?
[00:03:04]  Oh my God, he really did wear a fucking jock strap.
[00:03:07]  That's awesome.
[00:03:08]  Thank you, Will.
[00:03:09]  Solidarity.
[00:03:10]  God, that's freaking awesome.
[00:03:11]  Okay, Will.
[00:03:12]  Censor that game.
[00:03:13]  Will.
[00:03:13]  Will, since you like to fuck dads a lot, I thought this would be the perfect shirt.
[00:03:22]  Oh!
[00:03:23]  I love hot dads.
[00:03:25]  There you go.
[00:03:26]  Perfect for Will.
[00:03:27]  Throw that on.
[00:03:28]  For cutie, I got you a couple things.
[00:03:31]  Oh.
[00:03:32]  Here's a shawl.
[00:03:33]  I think you got this last year, too.
[00:03:35]  Did I?
[00:03:36]  I don't know.
[00:03:36]  I remember a shawl, I thought.
[00:03:39]  Okay, maybe I did get you.
[00:03:40]  Maybe I did get you that one last year.
[00:03:42]  Put that right there.
[00:03:43]  Okay.
[00:03:44]  All right.
[00:03:44]  Shawl.
[00:03:45]  Beautiful.
[00:03:45]  And then I got you a hat that says, great girl, huge bush.
[00:03:52]  Oh!
[00:03:54]  A little true.
[00:03:56]  I don't want to be the bush girl.
[00:03:57]  Okay, you don't have to wear it.
[00:03:58]  Okay.
[00:03:59]  But I just got it for you.
[00:04:00]  You could put it here.
[00:04:02]  It doesn't have to be associated with you.
[00:04:05]  That's wild.
[00:04:06]  No, no, put it on.
[00:04:07]  Put it on.
[00:04:07]  That's wild.
[00:04:09]  But I also got you more.
[00:04:10]  I got you.
[00:04:10]  This is like more groups.
[00:04:12]  Put on the show-me your dick shirt.
[00:04:13]  Yeah, but heart hot dads.
[00:04:16]  Aw.
[00:04:17]  All right.
[00:04:19]  I got.
[00:04:20]  You did this last time.
[00:04:21]  Can you do it yet?
[00:04:23]  Oh, this?
[00:04:23]  Of course I can fucking do it.
[00:04:25]  Will you kidding me?
[00:04:31]  It's been a year.
[00:04:34]  It's been a year.
[00:04:35]  It's really bad.
[00:04:36]  It's really bad.
[00:04:37]  Sir.
[00:04:38]  This is why I'm humbled.
[00:04:40]  How are you still?
[00:04:41]  I'm just fucking with you, Hassan.
[00:04:44]  Okay.
[00:04:45]  Just give me a second.
[00:04:48]  Yay!
[00:04:50]  Okay.
[00:04:51]  I'm a little rusty.
[00:04:52]  Pride months was a year ago.
[00:04:54]  Yeah.
[00:04:55]  There.
[00:04:56]  Okay.
[00:04:56]  That's kind of.
[00:04:57]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:04:58]  And then whoever wants this.
[00:05:00]  Okay.
[00:05:01]  There we go.
[00:05:01]  And then I got another one that says, oh, this is for.
[00:05:08]  I actually don't know.
[00:05:09]  This is for anybody who wants it because I got an uneven amount.
[00:05:13]  There is a lot of stuff.
[00:05:13]  Like a water on this Palestine or something.
[00:05:15]  I don't know what the heck this is.
[00:05:18]  Austin.
[00:05:18]  Swallow, swallow.
[00:05:21]  Yeah.
[00:05:22]  That's what you want to hear.
[00:05:23]  No, I got it.
[00:05:24]  I got it.
[00:05:27]  I mean, this is just kind of broken.
[00:05:28]  Yeah.
[00:05:29]  Does it say swallow my seed?
[00:05:30]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:05:31]  Swallow my seed.
[00:05:32]  There you go.
[00:05:33]  Okay.
[00:05:33]  So it's not a blue seed.
[00:05:34]  I'm not sure.
[00:05:35]  Hassan, swallow your seed.
[00:05:37]  And then this one's up for grabs.
[00:05:41]  And Marsh, I also got you a gift, too.
[00:05:44]  I give the best blowjobs.
[00:05:47]  Those are mine.
[00:05:48]  Well, we know.
[00:05:48]  No, that's a lie.
[00:05:50]  That's a lie.
[00:05:50]  Flag on the plate.
[00:05:51]  Flag on the plate.
[00:05:53]  And then I got one.
[00:05:53]  We know you don't give the best blowjob, huh?
[00:05:55]  Here is for Marsh.
[00:05:58]  Oh, what is this?
[00:06:01]  Wait, how come he gets it?
[00:06:01]  Is he that a dick?
[00:06:02]  That's the holy grail.
[00:06:04]  How come he gets that?
[00:06:05]  Yeah, because I don't know.
[00:06:07]  That's what he gets.
[00:06:08]  There you go.
[00:06:09]  Marsh, put that somewhere where everybody can see it.
[00:06:13]  Show me your dick.
[00:06:14]  Yeah.
[00:06:14]  That's right.
[00:06:16]  All right.
[00:06:16]  Happy Pride Month.
[00:06:17]  Yay.
[00:06:18]  Yay.
[00:06:19]  Pride Month, you always make me look uglier with the things you give me.
[00:06:23]  What?
[00:06:23]  Yeah, it looks great.
[00:06:24]  I actually think you unironically look really good in that hat.
[00:06:28]  No, I seriously, no, like you look like a bad.
[00:06:31]  You look like a great girl with a huge bush.
[00:06:34]  I'm a great girl with a huge bush.
[00:06:36]  It gets real itchy.
[00:06:37]  Yeah, no, I get it.
[00:06:38]  I get it.
[00:06:39]  And I can't go swimming in public.
[00:06:41]  Excuse you.
[00:06:42]  Women have hair.
[00:06:43]  It's natural and beautiful.
[00:06:44]  Itchy influences.
[00:06:45]  Alex got bush for bush.
[00:06:47]  Yeah.
[00:06:47]  Itchy.
[00:06:48]  No, I'm fucking.
[00:06:50]  Why can't she have a bush, but you could sit there with your fucking chest bush all out there on screen and nobody got to be able to do it?
[00:06:55]  Let's sit down with pubes and see who's way more.
[00:06:57]  You definitely have more.
[00:07:00]  I don't have a bush.
[00:07:02]  The hat is tricking you.
[00:07:03]  I don't actually have a bush.
[00:07:04]  I'm clean shaving.
[00:07:04]  You've been defensive of your bush and how big it is.
[00:07:07]  You just got defensive first.
[00:07:09]  What are you talking about?
[00:07:10]  No, I was just saying.
[00:07:11]  I'm okay being portrayed as a bush girl.
[00:07:14]  I am not a bush girl, but I'm okay.
[00:07:15]  Yes, she's confident.
[00:07:17]  All bush girls are beautiful.
[00:07:18]  Wall hair is beautiful.
[00:07:19]  She's open, by the way.
[00:07:20]  I don't know.
[00:07:21]  Somebody probably come and came in it.
[00:07:23]  Oh, nice.
[00:07:24]  Okay.
[00:07:25]  However, you want to style your pubanos.
[00:07:28]  Oh, me personally, I spell out the name of my lover.
[00:07:32]  That's a good idea.
[00:07:33]  Ludwig?
[00:07:34]  Yeah.
[00:07:34]  Yeah.
[00:07:35]  Well, I said my lover.
[00:07:38]  Very islish.
[00:07:39]  Yeah.
[00:07:41]  Okay.
[00:07:41]  Team, family.
[00:07:43]  Yes.
[00:07:44]  We got into a big.
[00:07:45]  Why did you get the best shirt?
[00:07:46]  You're pissing me off.
[00:07:47]  This one?
[00:07:48]  Because I ordered it.
[00:07:49]  Got us costume shop bullshit.
[00:07:52]  And you got yourself the cutest shirt.
[00:07:53]  Yeah, you got yourself like a sick-ass shirt.
[00:07:56]  He got us all fabulous gifts.
[00:07:58]  Let's not.
[00:07:58]  It's his week, guys.
[00:08:00]  That all these gifts cost me $400.

=== Kai Sonat Charisma Debate (03:57) ===

[00:08:02]  Why?
[00:08:03]  I don't know.
[00:08:04]  How much was the dick?
[00:08:05]  I uh, $50.
[00:08:08]  It was a $50 penis.
[00:08:09]  Anyway, thank you for the gifts off.
[00:08:11]  Well, you're welcome to all of you.
[00:08:13]  And happy Pride Month to all of those in the audience.
[00:08:17]  I know a lot of corporations have stopped celebrating Pride because it's conditional to them.
[00:08:22]  It's not conditional to us at the Fear Ann podcast.
[00:08:25]  No, that's not.
[00:08:26]  My condition was no pride.
[00:08:28]  Yeah.
[00:08:28]  But this guy came in with his gay agenda.
[00:08:31]  That's right.
[00:08:31]  Before we get too deep in the gay end, I'm ready to go there.
[00:08:35]  Yeah.
[00:08:35]  But I want to give some flowers.
[00:08:38]  AMA.
[00:08:39]  Yes.
[00:08:39]  Oh, yes.
[00:08:40]  Thanks.
[00:08:41]  Yes.
[00:08:41]  Thank you.
[00:08:42]  You looked amazing.
[00:08:43]  I did meet Machine Gun Kelly.
[00:08:45]  That's pretty awesome.
[00:08:46]  Now we're bonded for life.
[00:08:47]  Can I ask a serious question?
[00:08:48]  I'm going to write a song about me.
[00:08:50]  Did Benson Boone smell good?
[00:08:52]  You texted me that and I and you didn't respond.
[00:08:54]  I know, because I was thinking because she's like, I'm too big for you now.
[00:08:57]  I hang out with Benson Boone.
[00:08:59]  Oh, you mean Benny?
[00:09:01]  No.
[00:09:03]  I couldn't smell him.
[00:09:06]  I like sat there for the longest time and I was like, did I get an aura?
[00:09:09]  But I don't think I got a smell.
[00:09:10]  You didn't have an aura?
[00:09:11]  He didn't have a smell.
[00:09:12]  Did he have cologne smell like cologne or anything?
[00:09:14]  I feel like Benson Boone is like me or Ludwig if we took the super serum.
[00:09:20]  You know, yeah.
[00:09:22]  The um always back flipping and space jam juice.
[00:09:26]  Yeah.
[00:09:26]  Mike's secret sauce or Captain America.
[00:09:29]  Yeah.
[00:09:29]  Oh.
[00:09:30]  Also, I love his, I love his unitards.
[00:09:33]  Yeah, he does love unitards.
[00:09:34]  He was very, he was very charismatic.
[00:09:36]  He got pulled away from us early, which made me a little sad because I was ready to yap.
[00:09:39]  Yeah.
[00:09:40]  But yeah.
[00:09:41]  Were you hashed?
[00:09:42]  Cool.
[00:09:43]  I did.
[00:09:43]  Was it like how we described it would be a little bit or was it different?
[00:09:46]  It was it loud.
[00:09:49]  They did all the production, so it was probably better than they did all the production.
[00:09:54]  It was very interesting.
[00:09:56]  I learned a lot for Streamer Awards specifically because this year at Streamer Wards, we're going to have media.
[00:10:01]  I know.
[00:10:02]  So trying to like find space for that or whatever and seeing how they do it.
[00:10:05]  And it's like, it's a doggy dog world out there.
[00:10:08]  Yeah.
[00:10:08]  They have us all shoved next to each other.
[00:10:10]  They like everybody wants their own clip.
[00:10:11]  I'm like, whoa, Wait, I'm going to hire a PR person to be so you know how to answer.
[00:10:16]  No, like a bulldog to go in and be like Austin shows.
[00:10:20]  That's something very interesting that I don't know if people know.
[00:10:22]  So we're standing there on red carpet and a publicist will come up to you and they'll be like, here's my client.
[00:10:27]  And you're like, okay.
[00:10:29]  Like, I know this person already.
[00:10:32]  Thank you.
[00:10:33]  And we mentioned to you, it's sometimes it's hard if you have someone you really want to talk to when a publicist comes up and you're like, we have so-and-so now.
[00:10:39]  And you're like, yeah.
[00:10:41]  Did you have to reject anybody like no?
[00:10:42]  We didn't have to reject anyone.
[00:10:44]  Yeah.
[00:10:44]  We stalled a few times for like, you know, I saw Gloria Estevon standing right next to me.
[00:10:50]  I'm like, uh, like, I did fail at rolling sometimes because I was just like, Gloria Estevan is right next to me.
[00:11:00]  Like, what am I to do, Tetris?
[00:11:02]  And Tetris would be like, well, she's coming.
[00:11:03]  She's coming.
[00:11:04]  Sure.
[00:11:04]  Did you interview Kai Sonat?
[00:11:06]  I heard he did.
[00:11:08]  I did interview Kai Sonat.
[00:11:09]  It was very fun.
[00:11:10]  He's great on the red carpet.
[00:11:12]  Yeah, he's so charismatic.
[00:11:13]  Did anybody just walk by where you didn't get to talk to them?
[00:11:16]  We didn't get to talk to Sexy Red.
[00:11:18]  That was kind of sad, but she was in a rush.
[00:11:20]  Did Taylor come by?
[00:11:21]  Taylor didn't come to the show.
[00:11:23]  She didn't come?
[00:11:24]  No, it was very interesting.
[00:11:25]  The AMAs.
[00:11:26]  10 out of the 10 award winners, nine of them didn't show up except for Billie Eilish.
[00:11:31]  Really?
[00:11:31]  Billie Eilish wasn't even there.
[00:11:33]  Oh, she didn't even show up.
[00:11:34]  No.
[00:11:35]  Oh, my God.
[00:11:36]  I know that was really strange.
[00:11:38]  Tetris is a homie.
[00:11:39]  Oh, yeah.
[00:11:39]  Because at one point, you started going down Taylor Swift conspiracy theory.
[00:11:45]  I don't even know if you noticed this, but you were like, there's something about this date and this date.
[00:11:50]  So something's going to be announced.
[00:11:51]  They told me to.
[00:11:52]  Oh, really?
[00:11:53]  But Tetris was literally.
[00:11:54]  I don't think he really followed the whole way, but he was just like, yes.
[00:11:58]  No, he's a swift.
[00:11:59]  He's a swifty.

=== Protecting Your Private Data (02:35) ===

[00:12:00]  He was on.
[00:12:01]  You, he was in for a penny and for a pound.
[00:12:04]  I want him on the show one day.
[00:12:05]  He was great.
[00:12:05]  He's really great.
[00:12:06]  Yeah, I liked him a lot.
[00:12:08]  So it was cool.
[00:12:09]  And he has, it was so interesting, too, because he's been doing it for like seven years.
[00:12:13]  He said, battle hardest.
[00:12:15]  Everybody knows him, too.
[00:12:16]  Like, Renee Rap walked by and she was like, he was like, Renee.
[00:12:19]  And she was like, oh, hi, baby.
[00:12:21]  Oh, that's so nice.
[00:12:22]  Like, oh, my God.
[00:12:23]  That's so nice.
[00:12:24]  Renee called you baby Tetris.
[00:12:26]  He's like, I know.
[00:12:27]  It's so nice that people like it.
[00:12:30]  It's such a good person to do that with.
[00:12:32]  Yeah.
[00:12:32]  Break the ice.
[00:12:34]  The same question that Hassan asked Austin Show when he did the Glad Awards.
[00:12:38]  Who'd you asked to come on the pod?
[00:12:40]  Oh, man.
[00:12:41]  Y'all, I'm headed to.
[00:12:44]  Hold on.
[00:12:45]  Oh, man.
[00:12:46]  Y'all, I'm headed to China.
[00:12:48]  Oh, wow.
[00:12:49]  Yeah, I'm on my way to China.
[00:12:52]  Wow, what are you doing now?
[00:12:53]  Well, I'm going to ride a train and celebrate Pride.
[00:12:57]  Wow.
[00:12:58]  That's right.
[00:12:58]  They love to do that.
[00:12:59]  That's right.
[00:13:00]  And while I'm over there, I want to surf the internet.
[00:13:04]  Okay.
[00:13:05]  And I want to go to all my favorite American websites.
[00:13:08]  I would like to let the Chinese government know that I will not be participating in this.
[00:13:13]  Go on.
[00:13:14]  Okay.
[00:13:15]  He wasn't invited.
[00:13:16]  Yeah.
[00:13:17]  I'm going on a separate trip to China.
[00:13:19]  Anyway, I want to access websites like Facebook.
[00:13:22]  Yes.
[00:13:23]  And Netflix, you know, shows that you watch the United States.
[00:13:28]  That's right.
[00:13:29]  And to do that, I am going to use Nord VPN.
[00:13:34]  Oh, really?
[00:13:35]  I hear Mauricio Miranda loves that.
[00:13:38]  Oh, yeah.
[00:13:38]  Mauricio Miranda, our producer at large.
[00:13:41]  Also known as all the time.
[00:13:42]  That's right.
[00:13:43]  And you should love it too.
[00:13:45]  He endorses this product all the time.
[00:13:47]  That's right.
[00:13:48]  Because you should love it too.
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=== Weird Architectural Digest Homes (15:50) ===

[00:14:36]  Who'd you asked to come on the pod?
[00:14:38]  I was too nervous.
[00:14:40]  I was too nervous.
[00:14:41]  Both of you are out.
[00:14:42]  We are replacing you with a different blonde woman and a better gay.
[00:14:45]  Hold on.
[00:14:46]  No, no, I am not defined by my blondeness.
[00:14:50]  I'm defined by my bush.
[00:14:51]  First of all, she's not blonde.
[00:14:53]  Yeah.
[00:14:54]  She's blonde right now.
[00:14:55]  Right?
[00:14:55]  Are you blonde?
[00:14:56]  This is Sandy.
[00:14:57]  Are you blonde?
[00:14:58]  This is Jennifer Aniston Sandy Brown.
[00:15:00]  Whatever.
[00:15:01]  Regardless, you're both done, period.
[00:15:02]  You're out.
[00:15:02]  No, no, no.
[00:15:03]  You will never find someone as big as a bush as me.
[00:15:05]  That's right.
[00:15:06]  We're not replacing them, but in the future.
[00:15:08]  No, hold on.
[00:15:09]  We need to.
[00:15:10]  I don't know how to ask.
[00:15:10]  No, no, cutie.
[00:15:11]  This is what is bullshit about this motherfucker right here.
[00:15:14]  He follows famous people.
[00:15:16]  Oh, yeah.
[00:15:16]  And they don't.
[00:15:17]  Never asked him to be on the podcast.
[00:15:19]  Wait a second, you dumb bitch.
[00:15:21]  I'm going to stand up for myself.
[00:15:23]  Every famous person we've had on the podcast, with the exception of Porter Robinson, I've brought on.
[00:15:27]  Okay, we've had one.
[00:15:29]  You know, a lot of people.
[00:15:31]  Clepper was in your house and you didn't bring him on the podcast.
[00:15:34]  Clepper was there.
[00:15:35]  He flew in to shoot somebody.
[00:15:37]  Then tell him to stay a little longer.
[00:15:39]  Yeah, that's easier than asking someone on the red carpet.
[00:15:41]  Also, the amount of DMs you should have seen.
[00:15:42]  On Wine About It, we had him on Wine About It and the Patreon.
[00:15:44]  I literally went through his DMs.
[00:15:46]  It was fucking insane.
[00:15:46]  You know, Maren Morris has DM'd him.
[00:15:49]  Who's that again?
[00:15:50]  Guys, Odeza has DM's.
[00:15:52]  It's Pride Week.
[00:15:52]  Let's not fight.
[00:15:53]  And in the interest of Pride Week.
[00:15:54]  No, gay people love fighting.
[00:15:56]  They like when it's messy, but in the interest of finding common ground and being messy, I want to issue a retraction.
[00:16:04]  I want to issue a retraction as a white man.
[00:16:05]  Oh my god.
[00:16:06]  Because I was as a white man.
[00:16:09]  Thank you guys.
[00:16:10]  That was kind of retraction.
[00:16:12]  Yeah.
[00:16:12]  I was unaware that you measure onions uncompacted.
[00:16:18]  This is something that is a new thing to me.
[00:16:21]  I, of course, thought that any open air in a measuring cup would throw off a measurement.
[00:16:25]  Sure.
[00:16:26]  That is untrue when measuring onions.
[00:16:28]  Sure.
[00:16:28]  They measure the airs.
[00:16:29]  My favorite comment from last week's episode was this entire episode was Will and Hassan thinking they know more about poison than poison control and thinking they know more about cooking than a chef, which is true.
[00:16:44]  But here's as a white man, I'm taking away his retraction and I'm doubling down.
[00:16:49]  I'm saying, we were right.
[00:16:51]  No, we are right.
[00:16:54]  This is my take.
[00:16:55]  It was my take from the beginning.
[00:16:56]  All of what you guys are saying, onion, amount, poison control, right or wrong, the foundation of the argument, I believe you guys were wrong.
[00:17:07]  Not based on if there was a correct amount of onions or not.
[00:17:10]  It was you listen to the professionals under in a in a in a situation like that.
[00:17:14]  You have to listen to the professionals and you can't speculate as to how many onions were in there.
[00:17:19]  You just don't know.
[00:17:20]  So you have to make a reasonable decision.
[00:17:21]  I blame Fauci.
[00:17:22]  I just don't trust him.
[00:17:23]  You know, yeah, vaccines are fake.
[00:17:26]  They make you gay.
[00:17:28]  That's why Swift is the way he is.
[00:17:29]  Although it felt really nice for once.
[00:17:32]  You know what?
[00:17:33]  A lot of comments I was reading, it's like, for once, Austin, I'm on your side.
[00:17:38]  For once.
[00:17:38]  For once.
[00:17:39]  Yeah, our comment thread really needs to short off and get on board and support all of us.
[00:17:44]  Yeah.
[00:17:44]  Yeah.
[00:17:45]  Especially me and Will.
[00:17:47]  We are the straight white men here.
[00:17:48]  Obviously, you have to listen to what we're doing.
[00:17:50]  The tide is turning.
[00:17:50]  The gay and the girl.
[00:17:52]  We are the position of authority here.
[00:17:54]  This is ridiculous.
[00:17:54]  I think the comments are fine.
[00:17:55]  Keep up the good words.
[00:17:57]  No, you don't get to say that.
[00:17:59]  You don't get to say that because your fans are vicious.
[00:18:02]  They're my fans.
[00:18:03]  Keep up the good work.
[00:18:04]  People have turned on me.
[00:18:05]  I don't know what kind of fucking poison you put in their brain.
[00:18:08]  But some of them don't understand when you're being like sarcastic, or maybe because you're so vicious that you're maybe.
[00:18:13]  And when you're free, I have a Twitch channel too.
[00:18:15]  You don't have to watch Hassan.
[00:18:16]  No, I will have like fucking 15-month subscribers, like two or three, being like, you're really ruthless to Cutie Cinderella.
[00:18:23]  You need to dial it back.
[00:18:24]  I'm like, bitch.
[00:18:25]  Yeah, and then they come to my channel and they give five and they're like, I'm so sorry for Hassan.
[00:18:28]  And I'm like, I know I'm brave.
[00:18:31]  I know.
[00:18:31]  It's ridiculous.
[00:18:32]  It's not.
[00:18:33]  It's called sharing the wealth.
[00:18:34]  I thought you believed in that.
[00:18:35]  No, I do not believe in that.
[00:18:36]  Except for speaking of sharing, this is why I get confused.
[00:18:39]  Speaking of sharing the fucking wealth.
[00:18:42]  Oh, I got a rebuttal for this.
[00:18:43]  I need you guys.
[00:18:44]  I need you guys.
[00:18:45]  I'm so ready.
[00:18:46]  And your feedback on this.
[00:18:47]  I sent it to the group chat.
[00:18:49]  I never let you go.
[00:18:50]  We go.
[00:18:51]  I know.
[00:18:51]  No, I had to go.
[00:18:53]  We know.
[00:18:54]  We know you don't.
[00:18:55]  Okay.
[00:18:56]  Busy bee over here.
[00:18:57]  That's why we're doing it at fucking four.
[00:18:58]  You should hear my day.
[00:18:59]  My day's insane.
[00:19:00]  We'll talk about it later.
[00:19:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:01]  All right.
[00:19:03]  We go to Korean barbecue.
[00:19:04]  Yeah, let's boss.
[00:19:05]  Say that back.
[00:19:06]  Oh, my God.
[00:19:07]  Is that what I sound like?
[00:19:08]  Is that what I sound like?
[00:19:10]  Is that what she sounds like?
[00:19:11]  Yeah.
[00:19:11]  Because I got small for you too.
[00:19:13]  Because you said no to going to Korean barbecue when we had a family dinner.
[00:19:17]  Okay.
[00:19:18]  And we're a part of a family and you said, oh, sorry, I can't make it.
[00:19:22]  Oh, I have cooler podcast friends that I have to make cakes for.
[00:19:24]  I had to make a baby a cake.
[00:19:26]  I make a one-year-old cake.
[00:19:27]  Do you know the baby's vibes?
[00:19:29]  No, exactly.
[00:19:30]  What if that baby children's body is?
[00:19:31]  I know your vibes and it's better than it's worse than the babies.
[00:19:33]  No, you're so sorry.
[00:19:34]  The baby's vibes are a thousand percent better than yours.
[00:19:37]  You don't know how the baby's going to turn out.
[00:19:38]  What if he has like fucked vibes by the age of like no one's vibes could be worse than yours?
[00:19:44]  That's bullshit.
[00:19:44]  Anyway, you bailed on Korean barbecue, but we have a fantastic time.
[00:19:48]  Okay.
[00:19:49]  We come back home after Korean barbecue.
[00:19:52]  Okay.
[00:19:53]  Uh-huh.
[00:19:54]  Austin goes through my fridge, as always, and it's kind of like I don't have an issue with it right, and I hear Christian in the background, go, you got four.
[00:20:04]  I turn around, I know, first of all, blow my fucking cover.
[00:20:06]  This motherfucker is smuggling like a cartoon character, shoves like nuts in his cheeks, like a squirrel.
[00:20:14]  He is smuggling four, not one, not two, not three, but four.
[00:20:18]  Fair life elite core protein shakes out of my fridge.
[00:20:22]  He was like oh, it's my dessert.
[00:20:24]  Four, what okay?
[00:20:26]  Can you guys explain to me if four is acceptable or or a little bit over the top?
[00:20:31]  First of all, let me defend myself.
[00:20:33]  I needed a protein shake before bed and I needed a protein shake on the way to the airport the next morning.
[00:20:39]  Okay, so I took two for myself and, of course, Christian was with me.
[00:20:43]  So i'm like a gentleman.
[00:20:45]  I got him two as well.
[00:20:46]  So I just had to take care of twinks.
[00:20:49]  Yeah exactly, I had to.
[00:20:50]  I had to carry them for me and him.
[00:20:53]  It was for two people, wasn't just?
[00:20:54]  Am I the Marriott Lounge?
[00:20:56]  Now what the is going on?
[00:20:57]  Here's the deal.
[00:20:58]  I find it very rich that you're coming with me or to me with this grievance.
[00:21:04]  When I watched the Patreon episode back last week, I found out for the first time in over a year Hasan has been using my Youtube tv subscription for the last year, that's true, a 90 a month Youtube tv subscription.
[00:21:23]  And the craziest part is I thought it was my parents.
[00:21:26]  So when I use my Youtube tv and it's like you have too many users, I call up my parents and I say, mom and dad, I don't know where this is coming from, but you got to sign out of my youtube tv.
[00:21:37]  Turns out it's been Hasan for the last year using my youtube tv subscription.
[00:21:45]  Okay okay, in my defense, how did your Youtube tv subscription arrive at my television set?
[00:21:51]  I signed in to watch the vibe.
[00:21:53]  What am I supposed to do?
[00:21:54]  Log out yeah, are you insane?
[00:21:57]  You signed in.
[00:21:58]  Of course i'm gonna watch the NEW YORK Knicks yeah okay, here's the deal.
[00:22:04]  Here's the deal at the end of the day against the terrorist entity of the Haliban.
[00:22:08]  At the end of the.
[00:22:09]  I wonder why my algorithm is crazy, but I just only watch sporting events.
[00:22:14]  Okay, at the end of the day, i'm okay with you using my youtube tv.
[00:22:18]  Yeah, and you should be okay with me raiding your fridge.
[00:22:22]  That's crazy because you have stolen from me, if you way more than a 90 a month youtube tv.
[00:22:28]  If you ever came and stayed at my home I would say hassan, anything in this house that Austin doesn't give snack vibes.
[00:22:37]  I actually, you are so right, I have no snacks at my house, but when I when I have guests, when I have guests over, I say what would you like to eat?
[00:22:48]  We have some dry olives.
[00:22:51]  No, I like my snacked can't have too much sodium.
[00:22:54]  My snack is rice cakes and peanut butter, like a rice wrestler diet okay.
[00:22:59]  But when, when people come over, I load up my pantry, i'll be like okay, with actual rice cake no, rice cakes.
[00:23:05]  Wheat thins cheetos, you know whatever you want, oreo cookies, whatever you want.
[00:23:10]  And I would say so like my best friend Kirk.
[00:23:12]  He comes over I say Kirk, whatever's in there you can have, i'll just replace it.
[00:23:16]  And that's the attitude you should have with me, Hasan.
[00:23:18]  Wow, what do you think, cutie?
[00:23:20]  Yeah, the difference is Kirk is not at your house every week doing 150 worth of damage minimum.
[00:23:27]  Fine, you know what?
[00:23:28]  I'll have to reimburse you.
[00:23:29]  On a good day, I guess i'll just have to reimburse you, I think.
[00:23:31]  Maybe do you take checks?
[00:23:33]  Okay, four is crazy right, can we?
[00:23:35]  Can we?
[00:23:35]  Just my client would appreciate if you would log out of his Youtube tv and once you have made that, then he will stop taking your kid.
[00:23:46]  He actually I think actually i'm getting better value here because those fucking checks yeah he's, he's $5 a unit.
[00:23:55]  So my client.
[00:23:56]  Never mind.
[00:23:58]  Let me tell you something.
[00:23:59]  Let me tell you something, okay?
[00:24:01]  I don't have a problem with you drinking my prosy shakes.
[00:24:04]  You drank some early in the day, right?
[00:24:07]  I'm simply asking: is four a little bit much on the way out?
[00:24:14]  Well, two of them were for Christian.
[00:24:15]  Yeah.
[00:24:16]  And if I went to Brother Will's house, Will would say, please take six.
[00:24:21]  What are we, Nation of Islam?
[00:24:22]  What do you mean?
[00:24:23]  Will would have said, take six to eight.
[00:24:28]  Cutie would have baked me in my lake salamo.
[00:24:32]  Cutie would have baked me against the body.
[00:24:33]  This hypothetical is completely made up.
[00:24:35]  Breakfast in bed at Cutie's house, right?
[00:24:36]  That's what would have happened.
[00:24:37]  That's what I do.
[00:24:38]  Yeah.
[00:24:38]  That's bullshit.
[00:24:39]  But Hassan, God forbid.
[00:24:41]  You know what?
[00:24:42]  I'm not even.
[00:24:42]  You ever slept there?
[00:24:43]  Yeah, did you sleep?
[00:24:44]  It changes.
[00:24:45]  You know, the last time, the last time Nick from the yard and his beautiful girlfriend stayed at my house because of the fires, and I bought their favorite snacks and I put them out on a little tray on their bed and I got them anything like that.
[00:24:58]  You don't sleep at my house.
[00:24:59]  I don't want to sleep at your house, but when I come, I do not get that level of treatment.
[00:25:05]  Yeah.
[00:25:06]  You come for events where I hand make all the food.
[00:25:08]  What are you talking about?
[00:25:10]  I'm in the kitchen for six hours and then you show up.
[00:25:13]  It's not for me.
[00:25:13]  It's not Taylor.
[00:25:14]  It's not half of it.
[00:25:14]  I would say it's for you.
[00:25:16]  It's not Taylor.
[00:25:16]  What do you want me to do?
[00:25:17]  Set up a fucking bed and breakfast for you?
[00:25:19]  Yeah, I don't know why I would do that.
[00:25:21]  Wait, that's actually a really good idea.
[00:25:23]  You should set up a bed and breakfast and stream it and invite streamers over to stay the night and put a camera in the room and set up.
[00:25:29]  That's creepy.
[00:25:30]  Well, I mean, with consent.
[00:25:32]  No, no, hold on.
[00:25:32]  We're not trying to do that.
[00:25:33]  So I'm just making a house of sleep streams?
[00:25:35]  No.
[00:25:36]  Yes.
[00:25:37]  Okay.
[00:25:37]  It's brilliant.
[00:25:38]  Hotel Cutie.
[00:25:40]  Wow.
[00:25:40]  See it.
[00:25:41]  I actually don't think that's a bad idea.
[00:25:43]  No, I think it's a brilliant idea.
[00:25:44]  Partner with Marriott, Hotel Cutie.
[00:25:46]  Wow.
[00:25:47]  Luxury Collection Hotel.
[00:25:48]  Cutie Cinderella.
[00:25:49]  Okay.
[00:25:49]  Hotel Cutie.
[00:25:50]  Usually Will is the idea guy.
[00:25:52]  So I'm going to check on this.
[00:25:53]  Will, what do you think?
[00:25:55]  I think we could massage it.
[00:25:56]  It's good.
[00:25:57]  I call Will forget.
[00:25:58]  If everybody comes in character, then it really elevates.
[00:26:01]  Oh, or you could do like a mystery.
[00:26:03]  You kill someone every time.
[00:26:06]  Yeah, it's a murder mystery.
[00:26:07]  Okay, but it's a hotel murder mystery.
[00:26:09]  So it could happen at any point.
[00:26:10]  I need to find and workshop the cameras in the room.
[00:26:14]  I feel like we need like the lover house.
[00:26:15]  Have you seen the lover, like Taylor Swift's lover house?
[00:26:18]  I need like that.
[00:26:19]  No, I don't know what that is.
[00:26:20]  Will you pull up the lover house and then they'll know what I'm talking about?
[00:26:22]  Does anybody have any big stories this week?
[00:26:25]  Lover house.
[00:26:26]  I do.
[00:26:27]  Cutie wants me to pull up the lover house.
[00:26:29]  Taylor Swift's Lover House.
[00:26:31]  But I have something I want to talk about.
[00:26:33]  You guys talked about Benson Boone.
[00:26:35]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:26:36]  And wait, right here.
[00:26:38]  See this?
[00:26:39]  So it's like open face and you can see into each room.
[00:26:42]  Wow.
[00:26:42]  That'd be the dream.
[00:26:44]  That's cool.
[00:26:45]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:26:46]  Little Barbie house.
[00:26:47]  Yeah.
[00:26:48]  So if anyone wants to build that for me for a while, they actually have a bar perfect you can rent.
[00:26:52]  Yeah, but it's not open face like this.
[00:26:54]  Wait, what?
[00:26:54]  Oh, wait, that's it.
[00:26:56]  Type in Airbnb Barbie house.
[00:26:59]  It's open face.
[00:27:00]  Yep.
[00:27:02]  There you go.
[00:27:03]  I'm on the motherfucker, cutie.
[00:27:05]  But we can't see inside the rooms.
[00:27:07]  I guess if everyone opens their...
[00:27:09]  There's one that is open face.
[00:27:10]  It's like a poly.
[00:27:11]  Oh, no.
[00:27:11]  Type in poly pocket.
[00:27:12]  Sorry.
[00:27:13]  Wait, there's a poly pocket.
[00:27:14]  Oh my god, there is a Barbie house.
[00:27:16]  Isn't that where they filmed the barbie?
[00:27:17]  And then there's a poly pocket one that's open face.
[00:27:18]  Hang on.
[00:27:19]  Not even a real house.
[00:27:20]  There it is.
[00:27:21]  Oh, yeah.
[00:27:21]  That would be the poly pocket house that's just open.
[00:27:24]  Is that to human size?
[00:27:26]  Yeah.
[00:27:29]  That is what I need.
[00:27:30]  Kai Sinat, will you help me?
[00:27:33]  She needs a chest.
[00:27:34]  Save me, Kai Senat.
[00:27:36]  Pre, please.
[00:27:37]  I don't actually have a really big bush in case that turns you off from helping me.
[00:27:41]  No.
[00:27:41]  She doesn't actually have a great manicured shaven.
[00:27:45]  Shave.
[00:27:45]  She has a well-maintained slick as a baby.
[00:27:50]  Slick Brazilian.
[00:27:51]  Yeah.
[00:27:51]  Okay.
[00:27:52]  She has a well-maintained unit.
[00:27:53]  Yes.
[00:27:54]  You just call a pussy a unit.
[00:27:56]  Unit.
[00:27:57]  I'm not going to call it a pussy.
[00:27:58]  It's pride week.
[00:28:00]  He doesn't have the pussy pass.
[00:28:02]  I can't say pussy.
[00:28:03]  Okay.
[00:28:04]  Yes.
[00:28:04]  What's your story?
[00:28:05]  You're talking about Benson Boone.
[00:28:07]  So there is.
[00:28:09]  Be careful what you say because that's my friend.
[00:28:10]  There is.
[00:28:11]  No, that's why I'm bringing this up because Will seems to be pro Benson Boone.
[00:28:15]  You seem to be pro Benson Boone.
[00:28:16]  I'm Benson Boone agnostic.
[00:28:17]  Austin's gay.
[00:28:19]  So.
[00:28:20]  What the fuck is that supposed to be?
[00:28:22]  What?
[00:28:23]  Like, I'd like him?
[00:28:24]  I don't know.
[00:28:25]  I just wanted to say.
[00:28:27]  Hey!
[00:28:30]  Oh, God.
[00:28:31]  Okay.
[00:28:31]  So you like, you need to do a flip.
[00:28:33]  So a lot of people, a lot of people have said on TikTok that, like, Benson Boone and his entire aesthetic is like fake and designed by stylists.
[00:28:42]  But like in his real world, in his real existence, like there is nothing that shows an aesthetic, an eye for aesthetics at all.
[00:28:51]  And that it's like completely crafted, completely fabricated as an identity.
[00:28:56]  Welcome to Hollywood, idiots.
[00:28:57]  Okay, so I can't find the TikTok that I wanted to send to Marge so that we can open up the discussion with your push.
[00:29:05]  But there is like, it's so hard.
[00:29:07]  Yeah.
[00:29:08]  But there is a, I wanted to look at Benson Boone's home.
[00:29:12]  Okay.
[00:29:13]  Because the person that brought this up, and March, if you could find like Benson Boone home, the person that brought this up on TikTok was saying that like, if you look at his house, it looks like an Airbnb house.
[00:29:23]  Like everything is like neatly designed, neatly put together, but it's like a starter home.
[00:29:28]  And therefore, there's not even like any curios or anything that like.
[00:29:32]  I have such bad news for everybody.
[00:29:34]  If you've ever seen architectural digest, like the celebrity homes, they're all completely like gutted and then staged before the video.
[00:29:42]  Oh, really?
[00:29:43]  Yeah.
[00:29:43]  Like, oh my God.
[00:29:44]  They put out, they're like notorious for putting out fresh fruit and flowers.
[00:29:47]  Not like all the way gutted, but like they'll replace furniture and stuff to make it more aesthetically pleasing.
[00:29:52]  Even someone, I remember someone making a call to that, like pointing to it actually and joking about it.
[00:29:57]  The limes, it was Dakota Johnson.
[00:29:59]  Yeah.
[00:29:59]  Damn, you the fuck, what do you got?
[00:30:01]  Photographic memory for Dakota Johnson, architectural digest?
[00:30:04]  I have photographic memory for architectural digest.
[00:30:06]  Yeah.
[00:30:06]  If I was really rich, I would do that.
[00:30:09]  I would just have like a house.
[00:30:10]  Limes.
[00:30:10]  No snacks, but limes.
[00:30:12]  You know what?
[00:30:12]  I'd have best architectural digest.
[00:30:14]  Interest you in a lot.
[00:30:15]  Judy Center love.
[00:30:16]  Best Architectural Digest home.
[00:30:18]  Go.
[00:30:19]  You know what?
[00:30:21]  I think this is a hot take, but I think Kendall Jenners.

=== Sexual Assault TikTok Apology (14:56) ===

[00:30:26]  Damn.
[00:30:26]  Mine is Troy Sivon.
[00:30:28]  Weirdest Architectural Digest Home.
[00:30:29]  Go.
[00:30:30]  Car Delavine.
[00:30:31]  Yes, I was going to say that as well.
[00:30:32]  But also, Hillary Duff has this insane kitchen that I almost love, but I also hate.
[00:30:36]  Okay.
[00:30:37]  All right.
[00:30:37]  Well.
[00:30:38]  But also, Vanessa Anna Hudgens, her house is gorgeous.
[00:30:40]  Can we find like a Benson Boone home or something?
[00:30:43]  I know what's your topic about.
[00:30:44]  I saw you watching.
[00:30:45]  Yeah, I was watching it, and I think that this is a good piece of discourse that we can get into.
[00:30:49]  Is Benson Boone a completely crafted persona?
[00:30:52]  I mean, but that's how it works.
[00:30:54]  It's like in Hollywood, you got to be something interesting.
[00:30:56]  You can't just be like white guy with guitar.
[00:30:59]  Yeah.
[00:30:59]  You know what I'm saying?
[00:31:00]  Like, there's a reason that Chapel Rhone stands out and like, you know, Benson Boone's personality.
[00:31:05]  I don't.
[00:31:06]  You stand out.
[00:31:07]  You stand out with your giant.
[00:31:09]  Yeah.
[00:31:10]  That's why you have to be a little bit more.
[00:31:11]  I really needed that.
[00:31:12]  But you stand out.
[00:31:13]  We're just different.
[00:31:14]  And your pride.
[00:31:15]  Okay.
[00:31:16]  Benson Boone.
[00:31:17]  Okay.
[00:31:17]  Second question on Benson Boone.
[00:31:19]  Since March can't find this.
[00:31:20]  Benson Boone, would you consider his music scream music?
[00:31:25]  I think his music, I've described this before.
[00:31:27]  He is Imagine Dragons as one person, and people love that.
[00:31:30]  Oh, okay.
[00:31:32]  He's a packaged Imagine Dragons and he can do flips.
[00:31:34]  Oh, he's packaged, alright?
[00:31:37]  It's pride.
[00:31:38]  Yeah, that's one of them.
[00:31:41]  That's not the one.
[00:31:42]  There's another one, but this one is like one of the people that were saying that that's like the ick.
[00:31:46]  They get the ick from Benson Boone.
[00:31:47]  But we can listen to that.
[00:31:48]  And Cutie can rip it apart and defend Benson.
[00:31:51]  Yes, Benson, I'm your friend now, so I'm doing this.
[00:31:54]  I like Benny too.
[00:31:56]  Okay, we got this on the map.
[00:32:00]  But the weird vibes or the ick that y'all are getting from Benson Boone isn't because he's a Mormon or used to be a Mormon.
[00:32:06]  It's because he has turned himself into a brand.
[00:32:08]  Or his label might have.
[00:32:09]  Either way.
[00:32:09]  But he's trying to sell authenticity and relatability.
[00:32:12]  And because he's not being his authentic self, it's falling flat and making people go, oh.
[00:32:17]  Now let's do a little exercise.
[00:32:18]  Let's say this is y'all's first impression of me.
[00:32:20]  Hi, I'm Nessie.
[00:32:22]  I'm a theatrical costume designer.
[00:32:24]  I created Dash Con.
[00:32:25]  I got the shit bit out of me by a raccoon last week.
[00:32:27]  And also, more importantly, I'm a grad student studying.
[00:32:29]  Sorry, wait, pause.
[00:32:30]  Pause, It's the one that the raccoon that did crack that we watched.
[00:32:35]  Is it Chewy?
[00:32:36]  Yeah, I got her.
[00:32:37]  Oh my god.
[00:32:38]  Yeah.
[00:32:39]  Do you believe me?
[00:32:40]  I just put a bunch of weird ass shit.
[00:32:42]  But do you believe me?
[00:32:43]  If so, why?
[00:32:44]  Right, now watch this.
[00:32:52]  And watch his other videos.
[00:32:53]  Can you tell that he's trying to sell you something?
[00:32:56]  That he does not have a single video up where he's not.
[00:32:58]  Have y'all seen any external?
[00:33:01]  Yeah.
[00:33:02]  I'm going to say we need more hobbies.
[00:33:04]  Yeah.
[00:33:05]  But you know what?
[00:33:05]  I was like, I mean, look, go back to the go back to the video.
[00:33:08]  Don't play it.
[00:33:08]  But look at that.
[00:33:10]  I mean, look.
[00:33:12]  Yeah.
[00:33:13]  Another person made a more compelling argument, in my opinion, was by saying that, like, in his real life, he doesn't have any, like, he doesn't have any markers that show that he has an eye for aesthetics.
[00:33:24]  Like, let's look at like Tyler the Creator, for example.
[00:33:26]  Yeah.
[00:33:28]  Harry Styles.
[00:33:29]  Like, Harry Styles, he can wear a skirt and it's more natural.
[00:33:31]  I would say if Benz Moon came on a skirt wouldn't be as natural, but like he's got to work himself out.
[00:33:35]  He's new to the freaking spotlight.
[00:33:37]  Are they alleging that like he's a fake or something?
[00:33:39]  Yeah, that's all they're saying.
[00:33:42]  I love his aesthetic.
[00:33:43]  He's the hottest guy at the gas station look.
[00:33:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:33:46]  I thought that was MGK.
[00:33:48]  No, he's not.
[00:33:48]  Another one of Curie's taking off.
[00:33:50]  That's my friend.
[00:33:51]  I call him M. He's changed his aesthetic.
[00:33:54]  Did you see his new music video?
[00:33:55]  Yes.
[00:33:56]  I'm sorry.
[00:33:57]  It's so bad.
[00:33:58]  Okay, play this goddamn song, please, because it is so fucking and show it too, please.
[00:34:05]  We can't hear it.
[00:34:08]  Because it'll get DMCA'd, Bozo.
[00:34:13]  Yeah, muted for the...
[00:34:20]  What the hell is this?
[00:34:21]  Yeah, so that's my friend.
[00:34:24]  You shouldn't call that.
[00:34:25]  Like, you shouldn't claim that.
[00:34:28]  Can I be honest?
[00:34:30]  I don't know why this bothers you.
[00:34:33]  Because for me, it doesn't bother me.
[00:34:34]  And I'm going to tell you why.
[00:34:36]  Machine Gun Kill it was never for me.
[00:34:38]  Yeah.
[00:34:38]  So, you know.
[00:34:40]  Never mind.
[00:34:41]  Yeah, hold on.
[00:34:41]  Let's ask the question.
[00:34:42]  Was he ever for you, Hasan?
[00:34:44]  Fuck no.
[00:34:44]  Okay, well, then why is this?
[00:34:46]  Why are you such a hater?
[00:34:47]  Is it even less for you now?
[00:34:49]  Yeah, because it's like, well, no, not even less.
[00:34:51]  You can't, it's already at the bottom.
[00:34:53]  Like, he was already there.
[00:34:55]  He is.
[00:34:56]  Do you wake up in the morning and think, who can I hate to do that?
[00:34:58]  I feel like he's the personification of a gas station cigarette.
[00:35:02]  Do you know what's happening?
[00:35:04]  He's entering his bitter old man where he's just attacking other hot guys.
[00:35:08]  It's a little early.
[00:35:10]  Do you have anything to say about Pedro Pascal?
[00:35:12]  I love Pedro Pascal.
[00:35:13]  Okay.
[00:35:13]  That's because he's older than you.
[00:35:14]  He's more than you.
[00:35:16]  Okay, give me a young hot guy.
[00:35:18]  Wait!
[00:35:19]  Makes sense why he's attacking us all the time.
[00:35:21]  Timothy Chalamé.
[00:35:22]  Love Timothy Chalamer.
[00:35:23]  Yeah, you're okay with what he's doing at Knicks games?
[00:35:25]  Yeah, I fucking love that.
[00:35:27]  Why would I'm one of those guys, but like in reverse, where like, stop showing me Timothy Chalamay.
[00:35:33]  I'm trying to watch the game.
[00:35:34]  Like the people that were yelling at Taylor Show.
[00:35:36]  It's interesting that you know that perspective.
[00:35:37]  You're just not owning it.
[00:35:38]  No, I'm not.
[00:35:39]  I love that he looks like Robert De Niro from the 90s.
[00:35:42]  I think it's awesome.
[00:35:43]  Oh, Robert De Niro, huh?
[00:35:46]  Or Al Pacino.
[00:35:47]  Either or.
[00:35:49]  Come on, he looked like the fucking bowler from the Big Levowski in the last game.
[00:35:54]  What are you doing?
[00:35:55]  He's coming to the gay side of the road.
[00:35:58]  I love Timothy Chalamet.
[00:35:59]  I don't want this.
[00:36:00]  I don't want this kink associated with him.
[00:36:01]  I'm kidding.
[00:36:02]  I'm kidding.
[00:36:02]  Give me another young hot guy.
[00:36:03]  I'll tell you, I like him.
[00:36:04]  Sean Mendez.
[00:36:07]  He's great.
[00:36:08]  Yeah.
[00:36:09]  I have no feelings on him.
[00:36:11]  He had to pause.
[00:36:11]  I had to think who that was.
[00:36:13]  All right.
[00:36:13]  Well, who else had something going on this week?
[00:36:16]  I have more.
[00:36:17]  Okay.
[00:36:17]  Okay.
[00:36:18]  So another genre.
[00:36:19]  The reason why I brought up Benson Boone was also because now people are saying that there's a new phenomena in town, okay, with the screen music.
[00:36:28]  March, can you play the last song?
[00:36:31]  The TikTok one.
[00:36:32]  Have you guys seen this?
[00:36:33]  It's been 30 minutes.
[00:36:35]  Go.
[00:36:36]  It's pride.
[00:36:39]  It's pride.
[00:36:40]  For the record, I asked MGK about his new song, and he says it's because people are craving nostalgia.
[00:36:46]  Okay, that's true.
[00:36:47]  And I said, okay, they are.
[00:36:49]  True.
[00:36:50]  Maybe not the way you're presenting it.
[00:36:52]  I didn't say that to him.
[00:36:53]  Is that why you grew your bush out?
[00:36:55]  That is why I grew my bush out.
[00:36:56]  Bro, just click on the link I sent to you.
[00:36:58]  I've listened.
[00:36:58]  I've got to put jokes in my head and they come out too.
[00:37:01]  I will always throw.
[00:37:06]  Yeah.
[00:37:06]  Oh.
[00:37:07]  Okay.
[00:37:07]  Have you guys seen this?
[00:37:09]  No, play this.
[00:37:10]  Oh, my God.
[00:37:11]  Here, play it from the start.
[00:37:12]  Okay.
[00:37:13]  This is 14 million.
[00:37:18]  Wait, pause.
[00:37:20]  Do you guys want to fucking fuck with Austin a little bit?
[00:37:23]  What do we do?
[00:37:23]  He comes back.
[00:37:24]  Let's give him a really mean look.
[00:37:26]  Okay.
[00:37:27]  Okay, like we're bothered.
[00:37:28]  And then just say nothing.
[00:37:29]  That's my face always.
[00:37:30]  Bye-bye.
[00:37:31]  And on the way in three.
[00:37:34]  Convincing yourself you'll live in the American dream.
[00:37:41]  And I'll be dancing on Kyle.
[00:37:44]  Oh.
[00:37:45]  Kid who got it all wrong.
[00:37:48]  Convincing myself one day I'll run sports.
[00:37:55]  So what was that?
[00:37:57]  What are you looking at me like that for?
[00:38:01]  What was that?
[00:38:03]  What did he say?
[00:38:07]  What happened?
[00:38:09]  What's going on?
[00:38:10]  I forgot to do it.
[00:38:12]  Sorry, we coordinated fucking with you.
[00:38:15]  Oh, damn.
[00:38:15]  It was working.
[00:38:17]  Yeah, I was the only one who did it.
[00:38:18]  No, I did.
[00:38:19]  Oh, you did it?
[00:38:20]  I threw him a cruel look.
[00:38:21]  I forgot.
[00:38:21]  No, you.
[00:38:22]  How did you forget it's potatoes?
[00:38:23]  I know.
[00:38:24]  I was watching.
[00:38:25]  Judy's normal look is cruel.
[00:38:26]  You guys kind of cracked, and he just looked like he always looks like fucking design.
[00:38:30]  I look like...
[00:38:31]  I'm miserable and I hate you.
[00:38:32]  That's you.
[00:38:33]  That's you.
[00:38:34]  I was throwing on your grave.
[00:38:36]  I was fucking throwing daggers deliberately.
[00:38:38]  I didn't look at you like that.
[00:38:39]  I was like lovingly.
[00:38:40]  Normally.
[00:38:41]  Okay.
[00:38:42]  What did we just look at?
[00:38:43]  Okay, so this is Brendan Abernathy, and he is the new TikTok sensation.
[00:38:48]  He's going supernova viral.
[00:38:50]  Okay.
[00:38:50]  And part of the reason why I brought this up is because I really like this guy named Kyle Gordon.
[00:38:56]  Oh, I love Kyle Gordon.
[00:38:58]  Yeah, I think it's he has.
[00:39:00]  What a dude.
[00:39:01]  Yeah, all the millennials like him because he does a really good job of it.
[00:39:12]  God damn it, you're right.
[00:39:12]  I resonate with all this fucking thing because they're all throwbacks from the bottom of the ball.
[00:39:15]  All the throwbacks from our time and even further beyond.
[00:39:19]  And he's really talented.
[00:39:21]  Very good.
[00:39:22]  But I thought this guy was Kyle Gordon at first.
[00:39:25]  And I wasn't alone because everybody thought he was Kyle Gordon because it's so fucking cringe like what this song.
[00:39:32]  You thought it was parody.
[00:39:34]  Yeah.
[00:39:34]  Yeah.
[00:39:34]  And now he's popping off.
[00:39:36]  And I wanted to hear if you guys thought that there is a new wave of scream music coming back.
[00:39:42]  Is this like the thing?
[00:39:43]  Is this going to be the meta again?
[00:39:46]  Define scream.
[00:39:48]  That means just like screaming with a guitar.
[00:39:50]  To me, that's very reminiscent of like Midwest emo.
[00:39:54]  Yeah, I didn't see the video.
[00:39:56]  Um, yeah, it gives it giving me uh, what is it, disruptor?
[00:39:59]  The I used to see you in your sleep, darling.
[00:40:02]  I used to see you in my dreams.
[00:40:03]  You were ripping at the seams.
[00:40:04]  Yeah, let us be that.
[00:40:06]  Sorry, yeah, I mean, I ripping at the seams.
[00:40:08]  I think everything is cyclical.
[00:40:10]  I think everything moves in patterns, and I think definitely people want some sing-along.
[00:40:16]  What was the tiny desk concert of that dude who was like real smell?
[00:40:19]  Hobo Johnson.
[00:40:20]  Yeah.
[00:40:21]  What?
[00:40:22]  Yeah.
[00:40:22]  March, pull up Hobo Johnson.
[00:40:24]  I don't know Hobo Johnson.
[00:40:26]  I love the name, though.
[00:40:28]  The song was like called, oh God, it was like some pastry, I think.
[00:40:33]  Why'd you say he smells bad?
[00:40:35]  You'll see.
[00:40:36]  No.
[00:40:38]  I think you guys are long time ago.
[00:40:39]  Speaking of smelling bad, I can't fucking peach scone.
[00:40:43]  Yeah.
[00:40:43]  Hey, play the 2018 one.
[00:40:46]  Not that one.
[00:40:48]  That one, yeah.
[00:40:49]  Sorry, but yeah, cut to the middle.
[00:40:52]  What up?
[00:40:53]  Oh, man.
[00:40:54]  But what are you talking about?
[00:40:56]  I'm so sorry to interrupt.
[00:40:57]  Oh, yeah.
[00:40:57]  Your boyfriend made you mad the other day?
[00:40:59]  What was he saying?
[00:40:59]  What was he talking about?
[00:41:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:01]  That's crazy.
[00:41:02]  What do I think?
[00:41:03]  Let me think about it.
[00:41:04]  Let me think about it.
[00:41:06]  He was being mean at that time.
[00:41:09]  But I'm sure he's going to turn around at some point.
[00:41:12]  And I love the thought of being with you.
[00:41:18]  Yeah.
[00:41:19]  Is that Tomo Johnson?
[00:41:21]  You don't remember that?
[00:41:22]  No.
[00:41:23]  I know nothing.
[00:41:24]  I don't know what's happening or what's going on ever.
[00:41:28]  No, no, no.
[00:41:29]  You'll know about this.
[00:41:31]  Thank God Will's here.
[00:41:32]  Lord's new song.
[00:41:34]  Oh, yeah.
[00:41:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:41:36]  Yeah.
[00:41:37]  Oh, you don't?
[00:41:38]  Austin.
[00:41:39]  Is this good or bad?
[00:41:40]  Even gay?
[00:41:41]  I don't know.
[00:41:42]  I like the part where she talks about doing drugs.
[00:41:45]  Pull it up.
[00:41:46]  Are we still hot on Lord?
[00:41:48]  Or is this new song?
[00:41:49]  Well, Lord is Lord is.
[00:41:50]  She's polarizing right now.
[00:41:51]  She's polarizing.
[00:41:52]  She is polarizing, but she is back and she's making choices.
[00:41:56]  I'm going to speak about one of them.
[00:41:59]  She looks like Lord Lore.
[00:42:03]  Have you seen the thread of how Lord does this one song where she wants the audience to be quiet and she shushes everybody?
[00:42:13]  Okay, we have to watch that.
[00:42:14]  Billie Eilish does that too.
[00:42:16]  But it's infinitely more funny.
[00:42:18]  Really?
[00:42:19]  Yeah.
[00:42:20]  This is the pop culture episode.
[00:42:22]  I hope everyone's loving it.
[00:42:23]  Today, by the way, sorry.
[00:42:24]  We are making him pull shit up, dude.
[00:42:27]  Jamie style.
[00:42:29]  Yeah, this is everywhere.
[00:42:30]  Is that a Charlie Kirk fan cam?
[00:42:32]  Play this.
[00:42:33]  Play this.
[00:42:34]  Okay, wait, play this.
[00:42:35]  It's March's.
[00:42:36]  This actually cracked me.
[00:42:38]  Watch how funny this is.
[00:42:47]  Kids the Rider in the Dark.
[00:42:51]  I'll bet you the same.
[00:42:53]  Oh, my God.
[00:43:06]  I'll bet you the Time.
[00:43:08]  Kids the Rider Singer.
[00:43:11]  The audience always desperately trying to sing along.
[00:43:17]  Why does she do that?
[00:43:19]  Is she a little eccentric?
[00:43:20]  Yeah, she's a little bit.
[00:43:21]  She's a little eccentric.
[00:43:23]  Why does she do that?
[00:43:24]  I don't know.
[00:43:24]  Billie Eilish does it in a very nice way.
[00:43:29]  Billie Eilish does it at the beginning of a song.
[00:43:31]  You're going to silence it on the desktop audio, right?
[00:43:44]  Feet.
[00:43:46]  She's showing piggy.
[00:43:47]  She's showing to me.
[00:43:48]  She's brain broken.
[00:43:50]  She's showing piggies.
[00:43:52]  Yeah.
[00:43:52]  She let the dogs out.
[00:43:55]  You are.
[00:43:55]  Your brain is so rotten.
[00:43:59]  Yeah.
[00:44:00]  Someone's into it.
[00:44:02]  Oh my God.
[00:44:03]  She's taking her shirt off.
[00:44:05]  Is she going to show her boobs?
[00:44:06]  Damn, she's shredded.
[00:44:08]  Oh, she.
[00:44:09]  Oh, those are...
[00:44:10]  Where?
[00:44:10]  Oh, where are they?
[00:44:17]  What?
[00:44:18]  What, Mr. Piggy?
[00:44:20]  Where are they?
[00:44:23]  Thank God you're gay.
[00:44:28]  Was that offensive?
[00:44:29]  No.
[00:44:29]  There they are.
[00:44:30]  Oh, oh, there they are.
[00:44:33]  Oh, no, she's got wonderful.
[00:44:36]  You know what this reminds me of?
[00:44:38]  That one TikTok, that one TikTok influencer that did like a dance recital to apologize for sexually assaulting another TikToker.
[00:44:46]  What?
[00:44:47]  Jesus Christ.
[00:44:47]  Dude, I'm not talking about Sienna's.
[00:44:49]  Her hair is so broken.
[00:44:56]  Okay, we have to pull that up.
[00:44:59]  We have March.
[00:45:00]  Pause this and pull that up, please.
[00:45:03]  She plays in the dirt afterwards.
[00:45:05]  Sienna TikToker, like dance apology.
[00:45:09]  You wanted to say something about this.
[00:45:11]  We'll get there.
[00:45:11]  What did you say?
[00:45:12]  So what's the song about, cutie?
[00:45:14]  I haven't listened to the words yet.
[00:45:16]  I'll be honest.
[00:45:17]  I think it's about a tortured romance.
[00:45:19]  I thought she was like describing her sexual intercourse.
[00:45:22]  March, pull it up.

=== Cultural Pride Month Confusion (02:40) ===

[00:45:23]  I haven't listened to the words.
[00:45:23]  Is that what it was?
[00:45:24]  Sienna TikToker apologizes for sexual assault against.
[00:45:30]  While we're looking that up, Cutie was saying.
[00:45:31]  So the interesting thing about Lord is she's back in like the media outlet right now.
[00:45:36]  You know, she's doing the rounds.
[00:45:37]  She's doing the rounds.
[00:45:38]  Yeah, she shot up a Coachella.
[00:45:39]  Yeah, shout out by Coachella, which I think was a bit, it was really helpful to this album because Melodrama, which was a really good album.
[00:45:46]  That's it.
[00:45:48]  Oh, no, that's someone doing a parody of it.
[00:45:51]  CNNA, look up CNMA Apology.
[00:45:56]  So she was in this interview, which rubbed a lot of people the wrong way, where she talked about, you know, how there's a big, all these documentaries about like, or talkie series, I guess, about Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson.
[00:46:07]  Yes.
[00:46:08]  Yeah.
[00:46:08]  So obviously that was a big topic last year.
[00:46:11]  And Lord in this interview was like, yeah, I watched those and then I looked up and I watched the sex tape and I just see two people in love.
[00:46:19]  And it's like, it's crazy because the whole documentary is about how horrible and how it was legal and non-consensual.
[00:46:27]  And I'm like, what are you doing?
[00:46:30]  Centric on that.
[00:46:31]  Yeah, that sex tape was leaked on consensually.
[00:46:35]  Yeah, it got robbed from their house.
[00:46:37]  No.
[00:46:38]  Robbed from their house?
[00:46:39]  Who would they have it on a VHS table?
[00:46:40]  Yes.
[00:46:41]  Oh my God.
[00:46:41]  Literally.
[00:46:42]  Oh my God.
[00:46:43]  It was robbed in their house.
[00:46:44]  It was in their safe in their garage and someone broke into it because Tommy Lee didn't pay a contractor in full or something.
[00:46:50]  The contractor got pissed and so he stole money from her.
[00:46:53]  Look at this video, please.
[00:46:54]  This is CNNA's dance apology for like, I think, sexually assaulting another TikToker.
[00:47:01]  Wow.
[00:47:02]  And this is unironically what she did to apologize for it.
[00:47:05]  And I just, you know, I felt like when I saw Lord, it just reminded me of this guy.
[00:47:10]  That's an interesting vibe.
[00:47:12]  This certainly went over well, right?
[00:47:14]  No, I think the reason why it says re-upload is because she deleted it.
[00:47:18]  Oh, I'm pretty sure she like DMC.
[00:47:20]  I mean, she is a good dancer.
[00:47:22]  But who in her life thought that this would be a good idea?
[00:47:25]  Interpretive dance to apologize for sexual assault?
[00:47:28]  Like, did you, do these people not have anybody around them to tell them maybe it's not a good idea?
[00:47:33]  I want to thank you all for bringing pieces of your culture.
[00:47:37]  Thank you.
[00:47:37]  Let's bring some.
[00:47:38]  I would like to make it known that I brought Lorde.
[00:47:42]  You brought Lord or Lord?
[00:47:43]  Because he brought MGK.
[00:47:46]  Yeah.
[00:47:47]  Yeah.
[00:47:48]  And now it is time for me to share my culture with you.
[00:47:50]  I have two America meows.
[00:47:52]  Oh, shit.
[00:47:53]  I have a short one for today's in front of the paywall and then a 20-minute one for behind the paywall.
[00:47:58]  Amazing.
[00:47:59]  20 minutes.
[00:48:00]  20 minutes.
[00:48:00]  Did you time it?
[00:48:01]  Marsh?

=== Girly Pop Nation Moves (13:54) ===

[00:48:03]  First of all, Gabe, can I get her still today?
[00:48:14]  I ain't no doubt I love this land.
[00:48:19]  God bless the young bang.
[00:48:30]  Okay, Marsh, you need to type this collection of words.
[00:48:34]  Redneck Science Indestructible Truck.
[00:48:38]  Okay.
[00:48:39]  We have made a quantum leap forward, ladies and gentlemen, in engineering and science.
[00:48:47]  Is it whistling diesel?
[00:48:48]  Dude, if you type redneck science indestructible truck, it comes up.
[00:48:53]  Yeah, is it the first one?
[00:48:55]  Unstoppable.
[00:48:56]  Yeah, that's the one.
[00:48:57]  Yeah.
[00:48:58]  You're welcome.
[00:48:59]  Now, go to the end where I tell you to.
[00:49:02]  Look away, all of you.
[00:49:04]  Go to timeline.
[00:49:07]  Timeline push.
[00:49:08]  I need to see what this big man looks like.
[00:49:10]  Yes.
[00:49:10]  And a little bit more.
[00:49:15]  More audio listeners.
[00:49:16]  Sorry, this episode is not for you.
[00:49:18]  And there.
[00:49:20]  And play.
[00:49:22]  Just watch.
[00:49:23]  Watch what science has done.
[00:49:26]  Let's send it.
[00:49:28]  Forget NASA.
[00:49:31]  Forget the Kremlin.
[00:49:32]  Oh, forget China.
[00:49:35]  The greatest science in this nation is taking place in the American Southland.
[00:49:41]  Feast your eyes on the indestructible truck.
[00:49:45]  I don't think this is safe.
[00:49:46]  And try not to get an erection check.
[00:49:48]  Because it's mad men.
[00:49:50]  Just watch.
[00:49:52]  Stay your tongue, Naebe.
[00:49:55]  Oh.
[00:49:57]  How do you feel about that?
[00:49:58]  This feels unsafe.
[00:50:00]  It is.
[00:50:01]  Terribly unsafe.
[00:50:03]  Oh, fuck yeah.
[00:50:06]  Oh, hell yeah.
[00:50:07]  Oh, whoa.
[00:50:09]  Yep.
[00:50:10]  He's fucking destroyed.
[00:50:11]  Oh, what's that?
[00:50:12]  Oh, it's not the redneck yacht.
[00:50:14]  Yeah, see what's happening there?
[00:50:16]  That's America.
[00:50:17]  Let the America seep into your veins.
[00:50:20]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:21]  Yeah, that's wreckage from a no!
[00:50:26]  See you later.
[00:50:27]  Wow.
[00:50:28]  Redneck Science.
[00:50:30]  Yes.
[00:50:31]  What could he have used for this truck for?
[00:50:33]  Like, what?
[00:50:34]  Time to the end of days, brother.
[00:50:37]  Yeah.
[00:50:38]  When the robot revolution.
[00:50:39]  Oh, you think it's over?
[00:50:40]  Wrong.
[00:50:40]  Bang.
[00:50:41]  See you later.
[00:50:42]  Something's got to explode.
[00:50:43]  There's so much more that he's hitting.
[00:50:45]  So much more.
[00:50:46]  Strap in.
[00:50:47]  Get comfy.
[00:50:48]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:49]  That camera.
[00:50:50]  Oh, no.
[00:50:50]  A camper?
[00:50:51]  Whatever are we going to do?
[00:50:53]  Put a camera inside.
[00:50:55]  Oh, yeah.
[00:50:56]  Imagine finding these cameras after.
[00:50:58]  Oh, penetration.
[00:51:00]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:02]  Good reason to use penetrate.
[00:51:05]  Oh, these got to explode, right?
[00:51:07]  Barrels.
[00:51:08]  Come on.
[00:51:09]  Austin really wants an explosion.
[00:51:10]  I want an explosion really bad.
[00:51:12]  Come on.
[00:51:13]  Oh, that one kind of slowed him down.
[00:51:14]  Oh, okay.
[00:51:15]  The barrels are boring.
[00:51:16]  Come on.
[00:51:16]  Something else.
[00:51:17]  And a boat on top of two cars.
[00:51:19]  I don't think Austin's gay.
[00:51:23]  All he wanted was to see Lord's games.
[00:51:25]  I want it.
[00:51:26]  And now he wants an explosion.
[00:51:27]  Look, come on.
[00:51:28]  Hell yeah.
[00:51:29]  Bounce house.
[00:51:30]  Bounce house.
[00:51:31]  There were kids in there.
[00:51:32]  Yeah.
[00:51:33]  That's awesome.
[00:51:34]  Happy birthday, Charlie.
[00:51:36]  Is that one of the barrels?
[00:51:37]  RV!
[00:51:39]  RV!
[00:51:39]  Yeah, I've watched it a few times.
[00:51:40]  BANG!
[00:51:42]  Oh, yeah.
[00:51:45]  Wow.
[00:51:50]  How fast is he going?
[00:51:51]  So fucking fast.
[00:51:54]  It's like a runway.
[00:51:55]  How are they going to clean that up?
[00:51:58]  There it is.
[00:51:59]  Pause.
[00:52:00]  Note to the editor, please link their channel in the comments.
[00:52:04]  And Redneck Science, if you see this, Fear End will come and collab with you on anything.
[00:52:10]  We're ready.
[00:52:12]  I am ready.
[00:52:14]  Wait.
[00:52:14]  This is what we need in America right now.
[00:52:18]  Speak on that, King.
[00:52:20]  No, put that way.
[00:52:21]  Put that away.
[00:52:22]  No, That's fine.
[00:52:24]  Yeah.
[00:52:24]  Nothing.
[00:52:25]  No, I've been.
[00:52:27]  No, I don't know what I'm saying here, but I'm just going to keep talking.
[00:52:30]  Rednecks and gay people and blowing shit up.
[00:52:36]  Okay.
[00:52:37]  It could all be so easy.
[00:52:38]  Imagine all the person.
[00:52:40]  What do you think, Kassan?
[00:52:41]  So you gave it to him as an olive bride.
[00:52:44]  I think you had more of a chance not to be able to do it.
[00:52:47]  I mean, personally.
[00:52:49]  But I'm happy that you're going to be able to do it.
[00:52:50]  Someone said that to me last night.
[00:52:52]  I saw it and it fried my mind.
[00:52:55]  It was pretty cool.
[00:52:55]  That is crazy.
[00:52:56]  I like it.
[00:52:58]  I don't know what the utility for it is.
[00:53:01]  He's such a hater.
[00:53:02]  He was like a hater.
[00:53:03]  Well, there's no utility for it.
[00:53:04]  Of course not.
[00:53:05]  Utility for it.
[00:53:06]  There's no purpose.
[00:53:08]  You're exhausting.
[00:53:08]  Does anyone in your life actually love you?
[00:53:10]  Every morning you wake up and you're like, why do we cry?
[00:53:14]  10 things I hate.
[00:53:15]  10 things I hate.
[00:53:17]  Is that what you do every morning?
[00:53:18]  I said I like it.
[00:53:20]  Shit on everything we brought this week.
[00:53:22]  I know.
[00:53:24]  Why aren't you coming after me?
[00:53:25]  Because we are having a good time over here and you brought Benson Boone's living room.
[00:53:30]  Doesn't live up to your imputations.
[00:53:33]  Yeah.
[00:53:34]  Nothing is good enough for you.
[00:53:36]  Are you okay?
[00:53:37]  You need to go to Pride Month or week.
[00:53:39]  No.
[00:53:40]  You need to go to Pride Month.
[00:53:41]  I am going to the straightest places in America.
[00:53:43]  I'm going to be back.
[00:53:46]  I'm in West Hollywood.
[00:53:47]  His place is gay.
[00:53:48]  I'm going to Washington, D.C. World Pride next week.
[00:53:52]  I won't be here next week because I'm going to World Pride.
[00:53:55]  Good.
[00:53:55]  We'll have a real gay on for once.
[00:53:57]  Oh, are you going to replace me with another gay?
[00:53:59]  Trixie Mattel will be here.
[00:54:00]  That'd be crazy.
[00:54:01]  That'd be so hype.
[00:54:03]  I would kill myself.
[00:54:06]  Oh, I'd kill myself.
[00:54:08]  If you guys do a gay episode, somebody gets.
[00:54:11]  Oh, legend.
[00:54:12]  No, they're going to forget.
[00:54:15]  I don't have any of these connections.
[00:54:16]  He's going to go to.
[00:54:17]  No.
[00:54:18]  I'm going to send text messages.
[00:54:19]  Let me DM Frankie Grant.
[00:54:21]  Because I'm so fucking petty.
[00:54:22]  I'm going to send text messages right now.
[00:54:25]  I'm sending him out.
[00:54:26]  To whomst.
[00:54:27]  Okay, I got it.
[00:54:28]  You know what?
[00:54:28]  I don't have a real queer.
[00:54:30]  I don't have FOMO.
[00:54:32]  We're going to have a real queer icon.
[00:54:34]  Vivian Wilson.
[00:54:35]  I do feel a little bitter about you going out of town for Pride when we live in West Hollywood.
[00:54:40]  Well, I'm celebrating it here, and then I'm going to World Pride.
[00:54:45]  Right now, I'm on my Pride World tour.
[00:54:48]  And Dochi's performing.
[00:54:49]  And Dochi's performing, which is performing.
[00:54:50]  That's right.
[00:54:51]  Kim Petrus is at Pride this week.
[00:54:54]  Oh.
[00:54:55]  Amongst a lot of other people.
[00:54:58]  It should be fun.
[00:54:59]  I'm very excited.
[00:55:00]  I love that for you, King.
[00:55:01]  I'm very excited.
[00:55:02]  I got a spray tan for the event.
[00:55:05]  By the way, do I smell bad?
[00:55:07]  No, you smell fantastic.
[00:55:08]  I can't smell you.
[00:55:09]  I don't want to.
[00:55:11]  I went and got a spray tan.
[00:55:13]  The Knicks are winning.
[00:55:14]  I'm going to come.
[00:55:14]  I went and got a spray tan.
[00:55:16]  Can you tell?
[00:55:16]  Yeah, of course.
[00:55:17]  Okay.
[00:55:18]  Does it look fabulous?
[00:55:19]  Does it look fancy?
[00:55:19]  You look fabulous.
[00:55:20]  Thank you.
[00:55:20]  Why don't you do your face?
[00:55:22]  Because I'll break out.
[00:55:23]  It's a long thing.
[00:55:24]  It's a whole thing.
[00:55:24]  I'm going to use tinted sunscreen.
[00:55:26]  I'm not using it right now.
[00:55:26]  I went one tone darker, which is natural.
[00:55:29]  Well, it took a lot of tanner.
[00:55:31]  Really?
[00:55:32]  Yeah.
[00:55:32]  Did you go to a place?
[00:55:33]  Do you?
[00:55:34]  Somebody sprayed me.
[00:55:35]  Which is always.
[00:55:36]  See the hands?
[00:55:38]  The thumbs are a little iffy, but everything else is good.
[00:55:40]  I mean, do you think somebody's really good at it?
[00:55:41]  No, I'm being critical.
[00:55:43]  No, no, it's good.
[00:55:43]  It's good.
[00:55:44]  It's good.
[00:55:45]  But they, so I think I got scammed.
[00:55:47]  Why?
[00:55:48]  Why?
[00:55:48]  Because I went there and I was like, oh my God, I need to not smell bad because I don't want to smell bad because the tan smells bad.
[00:55:56]  And they're like, oh, we have a product.
[00:55:58]  We have this $65 citrus body wash.
[00:56:02]  And I was like, oh, so it works, right?
[00:56:05]  Oh, yeah.
[00:56:06]  No, it totally works.
[00:56:07]  So I spent $65 on the citrus body wash.
[00:56:10]  I used that shit.
[00:56:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:56:13]  I was like, man, I smell delicious.
[00:56:15]  Get out of the shower, dry off.
[00:56:17]  Fucking doesn't work.
[00:56:19]  I smell like a fucking bottle of soy sauce.
[00:56:23]  Yeah.
[00:56:23]  So what's the tanner?
[00:56:25]  Is it made with soy?
[00:56:26]  It's organic.
[00:56:28]  I don't know.
[00:56:29]  I don't know what it is.
[00:56:30]  I don't know why.
[00:56:30]  I've had sprayed hands my whole life.
[00:56:32]  Marsh, what are we at?
[00:56:33]  Because I don't want to go.
[00:56:34]  I don't want to go to the.
[00:56:37]  I can talk about my tan for the next five minutes if you guys want.
[00:56:40]  No, you're fine.
[00:56:42]  But yeah, I don't want to.
[00:56:43]  Are you asshole bleaching?
[00:56:45]  Oh.
[00:56:47]  I mean, it's pride.
[00:56:48]  It doesn't hurt.
[00:56:49]  I wouldn't.
[00:56:49]  Have you?
[00:56:50]  No, I just know it doesn't.
[00:56:52]  Because I asked a bunch of gay people one time.
[00:56:55]  Did you bleach your asshole and now we're just pawning it off to you?
[00:56:59]  Do you know your asshole is usually the color of your lips?
[00:57:02]  I do know that because I have perfectly colored lips.
[00:57:04]  If you're looking for your nude tone in lipstick, you look at your asshole.
[00:57:08]  Yeah.
[00:57:08]  Wait, what?
[00:57:08]  So wait, people are in like a fucking Macy's spreading their cheese.
[00:57:12]  They just look at your lips.
[00:57:13]  No, because it's your nude tone.
[00:57:15]  It's your asshole.
[00:57:17]  But to answer your question, I haven't gotten my asshole.
[00:57:19]  So when people are like, oh, I need to see your nude tone, they just like look at your starfish.
[00:57:23]  You look at your own.
[00:57:25]  You just look at your own butthole.
[00:57:27]  Yes.
[00:57:30]  Now he's trying not to be a hater.
[00:57:32]  He's trying not to be a hater.
[00:57:33]  Have you ever seen your own butthole?
[00:57:36]  Yes.
[00:57:38]  I shave.
[00:57:38]  I shave myself.
[00:57:39]  Of course.
[00:57:39]  I need my nude tone.
[00:57:40]  I need my nude tone.
[00:57:41]  I shave my butthole.
[00:57:42]  I had to see mine when I was getting it bleached.
[00:57:44]  Oh, okay.
[00:57:46]  Think about the depth of that question.
[00:57:49]  What do you mean?
[00:57:50]  Because if you ask somebody.
[00:57:52]  It's not actually bleach.
[00:57:53]  No, no, no.
[00:57:53]  I know.
[00:57:54]  No, no, I know your butthole isn't bleached.
[00:57:56]  But do you?
[00:57:58]  Think of the depth of that.
[00:57:59]  No, no, no, not my butthole, but do you know they don't actually use bleach?
[00:58:02]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:58:03]  No, I okay.
[00:58:05]  Why would you know that?
[00:58:07]  Well, here's I don't think he knew.
[00:58:09]  I actually had no idea.
[00:58:09]  I thought they were used Clorox.
[00:58:11]  You thought you could go to the.
[00:58:13]  I thought you could go to the cleaning section and bleach your butthole.
[00:58:16]  Turns out you're not spicy.
[00:58:18]  They're painting it, right?
[00:58:20]  How does it bleach your butthole to like make it look a little pinker?
[00:58:23]  Any more aesthetically pleasing?
[00:58:25]  Let me get to the depth of this question.
[00:58:27]  Think about it.
[00:58:27]  Get to the depth.
[00:58:28]  I don't know the depth.
[00:58:30]  Think about it.
[00:58:31]  That means somebody, whoever asked that question to, has gotten a mirror and like look at their butthole for whatever reason.
[00:58:43]  I think that's a high percentage of people.
[00:58:46]  I know.
[00:58:46]  I would say that's close to 100% of people who've seen their own buttons.
[00:58:49]  Such a vulnerable thing.
[00:58:51]  Look at your own butthole.
[00:58:52]  Yeah.
[00:58:53]  Yeah, it's weird because if you have a weird one, but sometimes I thought I had a hemorrhoid, so I had to check.
[00:58:58]  Yeah.
[00:58:59]  I think apparently it was just.
[00:59:00]  You know what?
[00:59:00]  I bet if we did a survey, that would probably be the leading cause of the future.
[00:59:04]  Well, you also, you've got to.
[00:59:05]  I don't know if people know this.
[00:59:06]  When you get a Brazilian, they wax your butthole.
[00:59:09]  Yeah.
[00:59:10]  They go, they, you, they.
[00:59:11]  I've had a Brazilian before.
[00:59:12]  The position is quite literally, you're on all fours and they like, they spread your cheeks and they go wax down your cheeks and they put the paper and then they go and it doesn't hurt at all.
[00:59:23]  Your butthole doesn't hurt at all the wax.
[00:59:25]  I, what is that like going completely nude and just being like, like you're meeting this vulnerable?
[00:59:32]  It's crazy.
[00:59:33]  Is it awkward?
[00:59:33]  I did it for BuzzFeed and there were five women in the room filming.
[00:59:37]  Oh, they were filming you?
[00:59:38]  That was an all-he's getting his dick bedazzled.
[00:59:41]  Yeah, that's why he did it.
[00:59:42]  Full Brazilian.
[00:59:43]  So, what do you wear?
[00:59:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:59:47]  When I, when I got my first Brazilian, it hurt so bad.
[00:59:50]  I, it was so funny.
[00:59:51]  I don't think I ever told the story.
[00:59:53]  I was coming to California.
[00:59:54]  It feels weird because you're wearing a hat that says you have a huge anti-my movement.
[01:00:00]  I'm super into bushes.
[01:00:01]  I'd like to make that very clear.
[01:00:02]  Um, but I was coming to California and I had never been able to just like I just wanted to go to the beach and not think about it.
[01:00:09]  And so, I was like, okay, I'm gonna get a Brazilian before I go to LA.
[01:00:12]  That's gonna be awesome.
[01:00:13]  So, I just purely so I could just like swimsuit all day every day.
[01:00:18]  Yeah, I was like, I want a swimsuit all day every day.
[01:00:20]  So, I go, I go and get a Brazilian, and it's my first time getting one.
[01:00:24]  And it halfway through, it hurts so bad that I almost had to, I was in like hot sweats like I needed a break.
[01:00:31]  Yeah, I was told when they did the reason I bled is because I usually shaved my pubis, which made the roots more resilient.
[01:00:40]  Yeah, and so when they I bled like a stuck pig, yeah, oh my god, they like bleed, and it's like it's so painful.
[01:00:47]  I'm like sitting there, I'm like, I need a break.
[01:00:49]  I almost like wanted to opt out, but there was like I almost wanted to leave halfway done, it hurts so bad.
[01:00:54]  And then I was like, I got through it.
[01:00:55]  Like I said, your asshole doesn't hurt at all.
[01:00:57]  Like, there's some parts that don't hurt at all.
[01:00:59]  Oh, so it's like numb.
[01:01:00]  No, oh, it just doesn't hurt.
[01:01:02]  It's just weird.
[01:01:03]  I don't know why compared to your, yeah, you've just suffered somewhere.
[01:01:06]  So, oh, yeah, yeah, your genital tissue is very sensitive.
[01:01:09]  And so, so then I uh he's like, I'm just Marsha's like, please sit there and you listen to this, young man.
[01:01:16]  So, I finish, and they give you like a alcohol-based like spray you can so you don't get ingrowns.
[01:01:24]  Oh, out and um, and it hurts like hell to put on.
[01:01:27]  Yep, um, but I'm like, that's fine.
[01:01:28]  I'm going to LA in like two days, everything will be fine.
[01:01:30]  I get home, it hurts so bad, it was bruised for like a week.
[01:01:36]  Oh, no, like I couldn't even go to the so it all grew back, yeah, it was all pointless.
[01:01:41]  I had a similar experience, I was bejazzled, I had gemstones put above my penis, and my girlfriend at the time crashed out.
[01:01:50]  Did not like it.
[01:01:51]  Really?
[01:01:52]  Did she get them removed as a result?
[01:01:54]  Oh, yeah, uh, cutie.

=== Closing Thoughts on Invites (02:15) ===

[01:01:57]  This episode is coming to a close.
[01:01:58]  We're gonna go behind the paywall, but before we do, I have a question for you.
[01:02:02]  What is the obligation that you have tonight that you uh had to move the podcast to 4 p.m.?
[01:02:07]  What obligation do I have tonight?
[01:02:09]  Prom, YouTube prom.
[01:02:12]  I told you about it last week.
[01:02:14]  Okay, I guess my invite got lost on the mail.
[01:02:17]  Okay, oh my god, you guys act like you would go to something, you like YouTube.
[01:02:24]  You get invited to stuff all the time.
[01:02:25]  No, I don't.
[01:02:25]  I get invited to nothing.
[01:02:27]  I did not get invited to YouTube prom, and I'm a YouTuber.
[01:02:30]  I'm a bigger YouTuber.
[01:02:31]  Why was I not invited to YouTube prom?
[01:02:32]  Don't ask me.
[01:02:33]  Ask your YouTube manager.
[01:02:35]  Wait, you got invited to YouTube prom or Ludwig got invited to YouTube prom?
[01:02:41]  Oh, the comment section is gonna look spicy this week.
[01:02:45]  You know what?
[01:02:45]  You don't have to listen to him or tolerate him.
[01:02:47]  Who got invited to YouTube prom?
[01:02:49]  I did, you motherfucker.
[01:02:51]  I did.
[01:02:52]  Ludwig is my date.
[01:02:53]  Ludwig wasn't invited to YouTube prom because him, just like you guys, turned out all his invitations.
[01:02:58]  You always get to cool things, and so you don't get invited again.
[01:03:01]  You only get a few chances in life.
[01:03:03]  Okay, it's not a Nintendo game.
[01:03:04]  You can't just restart it, you bitch.
[01:03:08]  That's why you say yes to things and you appreciate your invites.
[01:03:12]  Yes.
[01:03:13]  Are you behind the paywall?
[01:03:18]  Um, all right.
[01:03:19]  Well, I do have girly pop nation for you.
[01:03:21]  Oh, you said what?
[01:03:23]  I saved it.
[01:03:24]  He was too busy talking earlier.
[01:03:25]  So, I, you know, I wait for my moment.
[01:03:27]  But I, okay.
[01:03:28]  What do you mean?
[01:03:29]  We can do yours first.
[01:03:30]  No, I just wish you would put it in the main episode because I love girly pop nation.
[01:03:33]  Oh, I don't know.
[01:03:33]  Sometimes it's overpowering.
[01:03:35]  So I know it's not.
[01:03:36]  Oh, Judy.
[01:03:38]  Last episode, we spent an hour on you cutting onions.
[01:03:42]  That was not my fault that I was defending myself.
[01:03:44]  I'm sorry.
[01:03:45]  It's just fine when you move on.
[01:03:47]  For the record, you doubled down.
[01:03:48]  I did.
[01:03:49]  Yeah, I'm a white man.
[01:03:50]  This is Trump's America.
[01:03:51]  Okay, I'm trying new shit.
[01:03:53]  That is true.
[01:03:53]  I'm gonna start yeah, basing my way through fucking dude.
[01:03:56]  I had a crazy, I had a crazy conversation today with a guy whose parents left Spain because he's like, Yeah, we were running from potential fascism and like what is it?
[01:04:07]  Bronco, yeah, yeah.
[01:04:09]  And he's like, Now we're moving back to avoid potential fascism.