Fear& - QTCinderella HAS RETURNED | Fear&
Aired: 2025-04-14
Duration: 01:02:58


=== Pizza Rolls and Vanilla Latte (09:29) ===

[00:00:00]  We've been eating Tostino's pizza rolls because dad doesn't know how to make dinner.
[00:00:05]  It sounds like the life, honestly.
[00:00:07]  Yeah, we've been waiting.
[00:00:08]  We've been waiting for your return.
[00:00:25]  I don't know.
[00:00:26]  I don't know if it comes with vanilla or not.
[00:00:28]  It says it.
[00:00:29]  Oh, it says it's ice latte slash vanilla latte, but like what if it doesn't come with vanilla?
[00:00:35]  Then you should kill yourself.
[00:00:37]  Oh, fuck.
[00:00:38]  This is such a wait, wait, hold on.
[00:00:39]  Scroll up to the description.
[00:00:41]  It says vanilla.
[00:00:42]  Freshly pulled shots of espresso with our French deluxe vanilla powder.
[00:00:46]  Okay, that should be good.
[00:00:47]  Okay, that's fine.
[00:00:48]  That's fine.
[00:00:48]  What did you want?
[00:00:49]  You usually get soy milk.
[00:00:50]  No, no.
[00:00:50]  Oh, I do oat milk.
[00:00:51]  Oat milk.
[00:00:52]  That's right.
[00:00:52]  Oat milk.
[00:00:54]  Thank you.
[00:00:55]  That's it, I think.
[00:00:56]  You are extra.
[00:00:57]  I know, too much sugar.
[00:00:59]  Okay.
[00:00:59]  Much sugar.
[00:01:00]  All right.
[00:01:01]  Maybe easy ice.
[00:01:03]  Perfect.
[00:01:04]  That's too many options.
[00:01:06]  Stop.
[00:01:06]  Okay.
[00:01:07]  Ladies and gentlemen, cutie Cinderella's back.
[00:01:10]  Wait, we're recording?
[00:01:12]  Yay!
[00:01:12]  Oh, damn it.
[00:01:13]  Now they're going to know I'm a diva.
[00:01:15]  Go and show your phone.
[00:01:18]  Look at my freaking.
[00:01:19]  We got together.
[00:01:20]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:20]  It's been this long.
[00:01:22]  Yeah.
[00:01:22]  We found you what I think is the coolest Mickey Mouse shirt I've ever seen in Japan.
[00:01:28]  Take a look.
[00:01:29]  This is Mickey Mouse doing Wing Chung, which was for some reason.
[00:01:34]  Wait, you haven't been here since we went to Japan?
[00:01:37]  Yes, I have an entire, I have a bag full of gifts for everyone that I brought back from Japan that I just kept in my bag because of the family return.
[00:01:48]  Yeah, I love it.
[00:01:49]  Oh my god, that's so cute.
[00:01:50]  This has got to be racist.
[00:01:51]  Cutie, I'm going to honest.
[00:01:52]  It's been so long.
[00:01:54]  No, it was in Chinatown.
[00:01:56]  We got it.
[00:01:57]  I lost your gift.
[00:01:58]  It's been so long.
[00:02:01]  I don't know.
[00:02:02]  No, no, I'm shocked.
[00:02:03]  No, I got a gift for you.
[00:02:04]  I genuinely got a gift.
[00:02:06]  I bought one.
[00:02:06]  The sticker ran out of stick.
[00:02:08]  No, I did.
[00:02:09]  I lost it.
[00:02:09]  I don't know what happened.
[00:02:10]  I like this.
[00:02:11]  I got you guys Utah stuff, but I didn't bring it because I'm freaking sick.
[00:02:13]  Yeah.
[00:02:14]  I'll bring it next week.
[00:02:15]  You're freaking what?
[00:02:16]  She's sick.
[00:02:16]  I'm sick.
[00:02:17]  I'm ill.
[00:02:18]  I'm supposed to be on a sick day right now, but I showed up.
[00:02:22]  You ran out of PTO.
[00:02:23]  That's crazy.
[00:02:24]  I guess I'm out of PTO.
[00:02:26]  It's insane.
[00:02:27]  Should we do another intro just in case that's too long?
[00:02:30]  Hey, guys, I'm Cutie Cinderella.
[00:02:32]  Oh, I thought you meant to introduce myself.
[00:02:33]  We have a very special guest here today, ladies and gentlemen.
[00:02:36]  Well, no, your intro is great, but you know, like, because you guys, you know.
[00:02:39]  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where the prodigal queen has returned.
[00:02:46]  Cutie Cinderella, we prayed to White Jesus and White Jesus delivered us.
[00:02:53]  They did.
[00:02:53]  Me.
[00:02:54]  Cutie Cinderella.
[00:02:55]  Welcome back, Cutie.
[00:02:56]  Hi.
[00:02:56]  I'm ordering Austin's coffee.
[00:02:58]  I'm sick.
[00:02:59]  Yes.
[00:03:00]  She's sick.
[00:03:00]  She's sick.
[00:03:01]  She's knows his stuff.
[00:03:02]  I thought you were crying.
[00:03:03]  She got out of her car and I thought she was emotionally crying.
[00:03:06]  I said, oh, fuck.
[00:03:07]  He said, I don't want to.
[00:03:10]  I don't want to freaking deal with this.
[00:03:13]  Come on, sugar tits.
[00:03:14]  Start laughing.
[00:03:15]  Give us a smile.
[00:03:16]  Yeah.
[00:03:17]  No, I'm fine.
[00:03:18]  You want to make it in this baseball?
[00:03:20]  It's Tinsel Town.
[00:03:22]  My dad had a cold and we hung out.
[00:03:25]  He came and visited me.
[00:03:26]  And we're hanging out.
[00:03:27]  And he kept, he thought it was funny to sneeze on me.
[00:03:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:31]  No.
[00:03:32]  What?
[00:03:32]  This is pretty funny.
[00:03:33]  It wasn't.
[00:03:35]  I have never heard of that ever.
[00:03:37]  I think I fight someone.
[00:03:38]  He thought it was really funny.
[00:03:40]  I think it's pretty funny.
[00:03:41]  He just beamed snot on me.
[00:03:43]  So he'd be next to me and he'd go, how cute.
[00:03:46]  And then I'd be like, dad, stop.
[00:03:47]  And he'd go wipe his face.
[00:03:48]  He'd be like, oh, sorry.
[00:03:49]  And then he'd wipe me and like wipe his face.
[00:03:51]  Oh, my God.
[00:03:51]  No wonder you're so sick.
[00:03:53]  I know.
[00:03:53]  I said, I'm going to get sick.
[00:03:54]  And he was like, he was like, ha ha ha.
[00:03:57]  Yeah, I think it's funny.
[00:03:59]  I don't know.
[00:03:59]  Is he trying to give you like a Mormon vaccination?
[00:04:02]  I think so.
[00:04:04]  Yeah.
[00:04:05]  But then I, I mean, I, guys, I don't want to complain.
[00:04:10]  However, my house is full of mold.
[00:04:12]  Yep.
[00:04:12]  And a rat or raccoon crawled under the house and died.
[00:04:16]  Yeah.
[00:04:16]  So it smells so bad.
[00:04:18]  Which, by the way, you can stay here if you want to.
[00:04:21]  I have no hot water.
[00:04:22]  I thought about showering here.
[00:04:24]  Because I showered in the cold today.
[00:04:25]  Why are you laughing?
[00:04:26]  Just because she's in a house full of mold and the dead raccoon underneath and she still won't stay here.
[00:04:31]  I know.
[00:04:32]  It's just like a lot, you know?
[00:04:35]  Yeah.
[00:04:36]  The cats, Kaya would just eat them.
[00:04:38]  Yeah.
[00:04:39]  No, I think the cats would eat Kaya.
[00:04:42]  Actually, that's fair.
[00:04:44]  I think it is a little selfish, Hassan, that I'm moving to L.A. and you haven't even offered me a room.
[00:04:49]  I don't want you to live here.
[00:04:50]  Yeah, he doesn't like you.
[00:04:53]  We would kill each other.
[00:04:54]  I'd pay you a good rent.
[00:04:55]  No, I don't care.
[00:04:56]  There's no amount of money.
[00:04:58]  I'll be honest, you're kind of too far from the Norma Triangle anyway.
[00:05:02]  Insane.
[00:05:03]  He wants to be by the Abbey.
[00:05:05]  Yeah.
[00:05:05]  Insane.
[00:05:06]  Yeah.
[00:05:08]  He wants the birdcage.
[00:05:09]  He wants to live above the Abbey.
[00:05:11]  Yeah.
[00:05:11]  Okay.
[00:05:12]  Cutie Cinderella's back.
[00:05:13]  I have gifts from Japan.
[00:05:15]  Oh, that's so sad.
[00:05:16]  That I got for everyone.
[00:05:19]  And I've literally kept these gifts in the bag.
[00:05:22]  Then I got an extra bag specifically so I can bring these gifts.
[00:05:25]  Didn't we give out our gifts already, Will?
[00:05:28]  I gave some gifts away.
[00:05:29]  I just, I don't know.
[00:05:30]  But I kept more.
[00:05:31]  I have more gifts because I wanted to do like a family reunion since Japan.
[00:05:36]  Family reunion.
[00:05:38]  You didn't have him in the room ready?
[00:05:40]  Okay.
[00:05:40]  Did anyone else watch Wild and Out?
[00:05:42]  Do you remember that?
[00:05:43]  Yeah.
[00:05:43]  Family reunion.
[00:05:45]  Oh my God.
[00:05:45]  He's got a whole suitcase full of them.
[00:05:47]  It's like you just described it.
[00:05:49]  You really are a sweet person.
[00:05:50]  You know that, Hassan?
[00:05:51]  I don't think so.
[00:05:52]  It's crazy.
[00:05:53]  Can we talk about how long he's been gone?
[00:05:54]  Since he's not here, can we talk about, I think Hassan has a crush on me?
[00:05:58]  I've been thinking that too.
[00:05:59]  It's like it's been weird.
[00:06:04]  No, his obsession with you was crazy.
[00:06:06]  He's been like begging me to come on.
[00:06:08]  Yeah, begging you to come on.
[00:06:09]  He's been talking about how wide my hips are for birthing.
[00:06:12]  Yeah, it's weird.
[00:06:13]  He has been talking about how fertile he is.
[00:06:16]  Yeah.
[00:06:17]  Do you think we should say something to him?
[00:06:20]  What's happening?
[00:06:20]  I don't know.
[00:06:21]  I don't know.
[00:06:22]  He wants to impregnate Cutie Cinderella.
[00:06:24]  I don't know what we're supposed to do about it.
[00:06:25]  He's great for ratings.
[00:06:27]  I don't want to, though.
[00:06:28]  That's a good point.
[00:06:29]  What if I got pregnant by Hassan's baby and had an abortion for politics?
[00:06:33]  Ooh.
[00:06:35]  Oh, no.
[00:06:36]  Wow.
[00:06:37]  That's.
[00:06:38]  You can say that, right?
[00:06:39]  You're.
[00:06:40]  I can say that.
[00:06:41]  She's a woman.
[00:06:41]  Wait, you don't like abortion anymore?
[00:06:43]  That's a problem?
[00:06:43]  No, I think it's great.
[00:06:44]  Are you afraid what's going to happen to you if you support abortion?
[00:06:47]  No, I fully support it.
[00:06:48]  I'm pro-abortion.
[00:06:49]  I like abortion.
[00:06:50]  I'm pro-abortion.
[00:06:51]  There, you sound scared.
[00:06:53]  No, I'm not.
[00:06:54]  I'm saying I'm full chest.
[00:06:55]  Austin.
[00:06:56]  Abortion.
[00:06:56]  Oh, no.
[00:06:57]  I'm super pregnant.
[00:06:58]  I would not like it.
[00:06:59]  Will you go with me to get an abortion right now?
[00:07:01]  Of course.
[00:07:01]  Yeah.
[00:07:02]  Let's go.
[00:07:04]  He passed, Your Honor.
[00:07:06]  Oh, wow.
[00:07:07]  See?
[00:07:07]  Wow, What a.
[00:07:09]  Why are you so quiet?
[00:07:10]  Will you?
[00:07:12]  You got to run for Republican office?
[00:07:14]  No, I just, I want, that was a lot.
[00:07:17]  There's a lot happening.
[00:07:18]  My ADHD was kind of overwhelmed.
[00:07:20]  No, I understand.
[00:07:20]  Do you want me to leave?
[00:07:23]  I can go.
[00:07:24]  Yeah.
[00:07:25]  That's the first time.
[00:07:26]  Would you get your damn gifts?
[00:07:28]  I'm trying to put them in a bag.
[00:07:29]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:30]  He's fumbling everywhere.
[00:07:31]  He's flopping.
[00:07:33]  Did I tell you I met a guy on a plane last week that was like, I haven't watched the podcast since Cutie Cinderella has been on it.
[00:07:40]  Yeah, the thing, everyone, this is a deal.
[00:07:42]  Okay.
[00:07:44]  Everyone's a fake bitch.
[00:07:45]  They're all going to say our view is not going to be better all of a sudden because I'm back.
[00:07:48]  Oh, it'll be.
[00:07:49]  They just like complaining.
[00:07:49]  We'll receive a bump.
[00:07:51]  The cutie bump.
[00:07:52]  The cutie bumps.
[00:07:53]  Approximately 2000.
[00:07:54]  No, no, no, no.
[00:07:55]  Okay.
[00:07:56]  Okay.
[00:07:58]  This is um a black myth wukong bang.
[00:08:01]  Yeah, I don't know put it in a black myth wukong bang.
[00:08:04]  First and foremost, coming all the way from Japan for Austin show.
[00:08:10]  Oh, a bidet.
[00:08:11]  No, it's not.
[00:08:12]  It's Captain.
[00:08:12]  It's bidet underpants.
[00:08:14]  Oh, it is.
[00:08:15]  Oh, you can use this at the Abbey.
[00:08:16]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:17]  You'll be the talk of the town.
[00:08:18]  Dick Fawcett pants.
[00:08:20]  Oh, Dick Fawcett.
[00:08:21]  Yeah, you put that on and you go to the Abbey.
[00:08:24]  And, you know, people just put tips in there.
[00:08:26]  That's actually how they circumcise people.
[00:08:28]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:29]  How cool.
[00:08:29]  What's the Fawcett?
[00:08:31]  Just pee out of it.
[00:08:32]  Oh, my God.
[00:08:33]  You shouldn't have.
[00:08:34]  Yeah, if you're looking for little water sports.
[00:08:36]  Oh, okay.
[00:08:36]  Doesn't actually work.
[00:08:37]  Okay, this is a double channel.
[00:08:38]  Thank you so much.
[00:08:39]  Because that was just like the gag gift, but you also have a real gift.
[00:08:44]  Oh.
[00:08:45]  Because you're challenged in some ways.
[00:08:48]  Thank you so much.
[00:08:48]  So I got you this.
[00:08:50]  Oh, baby's first chopstick.
[00:08:53]  Oh, Dickie.
[00:08:54]  Hello, chopsticks.
[00:08:55]  Wow, you really should have given that to him during the trip.
[00:08:58]  Wow.
[00:08:58]  Yeah, I know, but I kept it.
[00:08:59]  And then because I got this for cutie, cutie also gets a baby's first chopstick.
[00:09:04]  You also can't use chopsticks.
[00:09:06]  I can.
[00:09:06]  Okay.
[00:09:08]  Yeah.
[00:09:09]  Cute.
[00:09:10]  And then this is Sonic the Hedgehog for March because he likes Sonic.
[00:09:15]  Oh.
[00:09:16]  Yeah, bitch.
[00:09:17]  Because I listen.
[00:09:18]  Because I fucking listen.
[00:09:20]  Marsh, he's obsessed with you.
[00:09:22]  We're going to have to get you an abortion.
[00:09:25]  For Will.
[00:09:26]  Oh.
[00:09:27]  That's cute.
[00:09:28]  We're going to go Warthog guy.

=== Chopsticks for Cutie (15:40) ===

[00:09:29]  Oh, that's a good one.
[00:09:32]  And then also these chocolates that are also from Japan.
[00:09:38]  Oh, wow.
[00:09:39]  You were there already, but there you go.
[00:09:41]  That's so nice.
[00:09:42]  Are these your gifts?
[00:09:43]  Thank you so much.
[00:09:44]  Were you hoping for something else?
[00:09:45]  No, I was just wanting to know.
[00:09:47]  You got two gifts, bitch.
[00:09:48]  Oh, I love it.
[00:09:48]  No.
[00:09:49]  Do I, at any moment, did I feel ungrateful?
[00:09:51]  I'm very thankful for these chopsticks.
[00:09:53]  Give one of the chocolates to cutie.
[00:09:54]  Which one do you want?
[00:09:55]  Thank you so much.
[00:09:56]  Which one do you want?
[00:09:57]  I get a chocolate, you don't.
[00:09:59]  I'm on a diet.
[00:09:59]  Cutie, which chocolate do you want?
[00:10:01]  Take both.
[00:10:02]  Will doesn't like sweets.
[00:10:03]  You know this.
[00:10:04]  I was supposed to give it to cutie.
[00:10:05]  I fucked up and gave it to Will.
[00:10:06]  I panicked last night.
[00:10:07]  That's okay.
[00:10:07]  You gave me two gifts.
[00:10:08]  You gave me a gift in Utah.
[00:10:10]  I did.
[00:10:11]  You know, there's a Bernie rally in Utah right now today.
[00:10:13]  Yep.
[00:10:14]  Yeah.
[00:10:14]  Yep.
[00:10:15]  That's cool.
[00:10:16]  I'm not there because I went to the Bernie rally in LA yesterday.
[00:10:20]  It was 36,000 people.
[00:10:21]  Me and March were just sitting in the fucking sun.
[00:10:24]  Dang.
[00:10:25]  Holy moly.
[00:10:26]  It was great.
[00:10:27]  The crowd was awesome.
[00:10:28]  How is Kneecap?
[00:10:29]  I haven't linked up with Kneecap yet.
[00:10:31]  Who's Nekap?
[00:10:32]  We might do it next week.
[00:10:33]  They're a band.
[00:10:36]  Yeah, they're Irish band.
[00:10:38]  They have a documentary.
[00:10:40]  Like they had a bio pic about what they're about that won a bunch of awards as well.
[00:10:46]  They successfully suit.
[00:10:48]  Yeah, they rap in Irish Gaelic.
[00:10:49]  Their whole thing is about restoring Irish Gaelic, like making it more popular.
[00:10:54]  Yep.
[00:10:54]  And they're awesome.
[00:10:57]  They're very cool.
[00:10:58]  We should learn Gaelic.
[00:10:59]  Yeah, we should.
[00:11:00]  God, you know not what you ask.
[00:11:03]  Maybe the hardest language.
[00:11:05]  Austin knows Gaelic.
[00:11:06]  I do know Gaelic.
[00:11:07]  Wait, what?
[00:11:08]  What do you know?
[00:11:08]  Oh, top of the morning clear.
[00:11:11]  No, I meant like...
[00:11:12]  Was that a bad thing?
[00:11:14]  I don't know if you can do white racism.
[00:11:16]  Wait, you know what?
[00:11:17]  What's about as close as you can?
[00:11:20]  You know what?
[00:11:22]  You know what?
[00:11:22]  I've actually... I actually get, people get really upset when you do an Irish accent.
[00:11:27]  Yeah.
[00:11:27]  Who is people?
[00:11:28]  The Irish.
[00:11:30]  But I want to let everybody know.
[00:11:31]  He has the past.
[00:11:32]  I am half Irish.
[00:11:34]  Okay.
[00:11:36]  That's true.
[00:11:37]  You are.
[00:11:37]  I am Irish.
[00:11:38]  Yeah.
[00:11:39]  Yep.
[00:11:39]  I think it's because you went right for the lucky charms.
[00:11:43]  Should we cut that out of the episode?
[00:11:45]  No.
[00:11:45]  It's fine.
[00:11:46]  I salvaged it by saying.
[00:11:47]  You went past Irish accent.
[00:11:49]  I'd like to apologize to the Irish people.
[00:11:51]  Straight to the bank.
[00:11:52]  I don't think they're mad.
[00:11:53]  Okay.
[00:11:53]  Heart stars, horseshoes, clovers, and balloons.
[00:11:57]  She is handsome.
[00:11:58]  She is pretty.
[00:12:00]  There's a song.
[00:12:03]  She is so cute.
[00:12:05]  You should take a sabbatical.
[00:12:06]  You've never heard, like, come out, you black intens, come out and fight me like a man.
[00:12:10]  No.
[00:12:11]  No.
[00:12:12]  That's like, that's a good Irish song.
[00:12:14]  I'm more Lebanon than Irish than Irish.
[00:12:17]  You're not.
[00:12:17]  You're neither.
[00:12:18]  You're a white American.
[00:12:20]  My Wikipedia page says that you're more Lebanese than Irish.
[00:12:23]  That says I'm a Syrian American.
[00:12:25]  We give anyone a Wikipedia page that is.
[00:12:29]  Yeah, there's a lot of misinformation on there.
[00:12:30]  Yeah.
[00:12:31]  Cutie.
[00:12:31]  That's crazy.
[00:12:32]  11 weeks later.
[00:12:33]  I know.
[00:12:34]  It's been a long time.
[00:12:35]  Can you tell us?
[00:12:36]  Uh-huh.
[00:12:37]  How's Girly Pop Nation doing?
[00:12:39]  Oh my God.
[00:12:40]  It's doing good.
[00:12:41]  Better than ever.
[00:12:41]  I don't know if you guys saw Chapel Roan's interview with Alex Cooper.
[00:12:45]  No, let's look at it.
[00:12:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:12:47]  Okay.
[00:12:48]  What's the tea, sis?
[00:12:49]  Here's the tea, sis's.
[00:12:51]  So Chapel Roan went on Call Our Daddy.
[00:12:53]  We love Caller Daddy.
[00:12:54]  Okay.
[00:12:55]  Usually.
[00:12:56]  Okay.
[00:12:57]  Not always.
[00:12:58]  Not always.
[00:12:59]  I don't know.
[00:13:01]  Respectfully, Alex Cooper, you're more famous than I will ever be and more successful.
[00:13:06]  Yeah, she interviewed Kamala Harris.
[00:13:07]  However, sat down with Chapel Roan.
[00:13:10]  The first 10 minutes is just being like, so tell me how you pick out your outfits.
[00:13:14]  And it made me want to kill myself with a gun.
[00:13:17]  To be fair, she does have good outfits.
[00:13:18]  I know, but like, that's, you're not even like, that's what you're starting.
[00:13:21]  This is what you're starting.
[00:13:22]  You got Chapel motherfucking Roan in the room.
[00:13:25]  There was just like no chemistry.
[00:13:27]  It felt like they like, it felt like, it felt like just two people that like met at a supermarket and then had to do a podcast right then.
[00:13:35]  Okay.
[00:13:35]  There's no chemistry.
[00:13:36]  It was weird.
[00:13:37]  It was, it was weird.
[00:13:38]  But I will say Chapel kind of deserves the bad interview.
[00:13:43]  Gasp.
[00:13:43]  Why?
[00:13:44]  Because she should be on Fearan.
[00:13:46]  Yeah.
[00:13:46]  Where we would give her an infinitely better interview that covers all the girly pop shit, the gay shit.
[00:13:53]  We're going to have to wait till they're both out of town, though.
[00:13:55]  Yeah, that's true.
[00:13:56]  Because that's when we have our best guests.
[00:13:58]  Yeah, that is true.
[00:13:59]  But girly pop shit, gay shit, fine arts and politics.
[00:14:04]  We would literally have all of her interests, all the bases covered.
[00:14:07]  You would have fine archives.
[00:14:10]  Fine arts.
[00:14:11]  You know, you know fucking weird stuff.
[00:14:12]  You know fine arts.
[00:14:13]  You know stuff about the arts.
[00:14:15]  Oh, have you heard of a Rembrandt?
[00:14:17]  Yeah.
[00:14:18]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:14:19]  Chapel.
[00:14:21]  Anyway, it was interesting.
[00:14:22]  Like, Chapel would like open up and then it felt like there was no like, it's like when you like are in a cafeteria and someone's ready to serve and no one's there with a plate to put it on.
[00:14:32]  Is there like a moment we can point to?
[00:14:34]  Well, no, you're probably not the ones because the clips that you've seen that circulated are the best parts or they're not the best parts.
[00:14:41]  They're the most controversial parts.
[00:14:44]  Yeah.
[00:14:44]  Because of course, you know, people want to be mean to Chapel always.
[00:14:49]  Of course not.
[00:14:50]  But there is a clip that went around that was pretty big where Chapel talks about having children and how you saw this.
[00:14:58]  Yes, I did.
[00:14:58]  See this.
[00:14:59]  Yes.
[00:15:00]  How everyone she knows that has children is miserable.
[00:15:03]  And people, people were mad about that.
[00:15:06]  Right.
[00:15:06]  Yeah, because they're miserable.
[00:15:09]  They're like, why is this bitch calling me out?
[00:15:11]  Which, like, I don't know.
[00:15:13]  I just agree with her, I suppose.
[00:15:15]  Marsh, I hit this camera.
[00:15:18]  It was, I didn't realize how fucking close it was.
[00:15:21]  It's fine.
[00:15:23]  Yeah.
[00:15:24]  It's just cutie and I just won up.
[00:15:25]  Nobody gives a shit about it.
[00:15:26]  No one gives a shit about us.
[00:15:28]  Also, can we talk about how I walked in here?
[00:15:29]  There were still Christmas decorations.
[00:15:31]  I took down the Christmas decorations.
[00:15:33]  Whose fucking fault is that?
[00:15:35]  You've been gone for 11 years.
[00:15:37]  My fault.
[00:15:38]  None of you have noticed the tree.
[00:15:40]  Yeah, this is what happens when you're.
[00:15:42]  This is what happens when you're in a broken home.
[00:15:44]  We've been eating Tostino's pizza rolls because dad doesn't know how to make dinner.
[00:15:49]  It sounds like the life, honestly.
[00:15:51]  Yeah, we've been waiting.
[00:15:52]  We've been waiting for your return.
[00:15:54]  Scurvy.
[00:15:55]  This entire time.
[00:15:57]  So, Chappell goes on to talk about how everybody that she knows that has children is miserable.
[00:16:03]  Is miserable.
[00:16:04]  It's like made me so sad because she was like talking shit on people and it was awesome.
[00:16:08]  And then, like, again, no one was there with the plate.
[00:16:10]  So, it was kind of sad.
[00:16:11]  But the most controversial thing is Chappell said something along the lines of like, how am I supposed to keep up to date on all current events when I'm like, you know, when I'm working a thousand hours a day type thing?
[00:16:25]  And people took that as, well, like, yeah, but you, your job's easy, you know, like, so how are we supposed to do it too?
[00:16:35]  Like, you know, essentially, it became this weird pointy fingers game when in reality, I think she was just talking about her experience.
[00:16:41]  And I even said, I was like, well, not all of us can be Hassan.
[00:16:45]  And he reads current events for 12 hours a day.
[00:16:49]  So my Queben to you guys is with your hard, strenuous jobs, how do you stay on top of current events?
[00:16:57]  Oh, I don't.
[00:16:57]  Me either.
[00:16:58]  I quit.
[00:16:59]  Yeah.
[00:16:59]  Quit doing that.
[00:17:00]  Excellent question.
[00:17:01]  You watch Hassan.
[00:17:03]  Look, I think it is hard to find a balance.
[00:17:06]  But often what I'll do is I'll take a moment to myself every day and I'll have lunch and I will watch Hassan.
[00:17:15]  And sometimes lunch goes for the entire day where I sit and watch him all day.
[00:17:23]  But it's at a coffee shop.
[00:17:24]  So technically you're working.
[00:17:25]  Yeah.
[00:17:25]  Right.
[00:17:26]  Right.
[00:17:26]  I think it is.
[00:17:27]  But no, he's very informative and I like watching him on YouTube.
[00:17:31]  Although I do watch his bot accounts because they get the videos up the fastest.
[00:17:35]  The Hassan Abby Archives, which is a bot for those of you who don't watch it.
[00:17:39]  I've since stopped.
[00:17:40]  But yeah, very informative.
[00:17:42]  That's how I get all my information.
[00:17:43]  So that's my solution to Chapel Roan is to call Hassan once a week.
[00:17:48]  Yep.
[00:17:49]  He'll give her the TLDR and then you'll never get canceled again.
[00:17:52]  You're welcome, Chapel.
[00:17:53]  Yeah.
[00:17:54]  I will say, if she had some of my perspectives, which I think she does, because also her best friend is like a longtime fan of mine.
[00:18:05]  So I think she's more aware of the things that are going on than she lets on.
[00:18:12]  That's what I'll say.
[00:18:13]  I mean, it makes sense in her position not to comment on everything because it is a minefield, you know.
[00:18:20]  But then I saw, uh-oh, I saw a drag queen.
[00:18:24]  Oh, which I don't know her name, which is drama.
[00:18:27]  I'm sorry.
[00:18:27]  Okay.
[00:18:28]  But she was shitting on Chapel saying that Chappell's just dragging for the dollar.
[00:18:34]  No.
[00:18:35]  Which drag queen.
[00:18:36]  Wait, Dave is up.
[00:18:37]  Do you have any correspondence?
[00:18:38]  Wait, isn't I know if he's dragging for the dollar?
[00:18:42]  Yeah, that's like not literally.
[00:18:47]  No, no, no.
[00:18:47]  Dragging for the dollar isn't like it's drag is a performance.
[00:18:50]  Yeah.
[00:18:51]  Yeah, but they're saying that she is only dragging it up for the sake of being famous.
[00:18:58]  And if she didn't drag, she wouldn't be famous.
[00:19:01]  Oh, I don't know if I agree.
[00:19:03]  And also, if she wasn't famous, she wouldn't drag.
[00:19:05]  Essentially, they're saying she's playing a character and making a caricature out of drag.
[00:19:09]  Yeah, they're saying she's co-opting.
[00:19:10]  Yeah.
[00:19:12]  I think that a little bit, but I don't think that's a bad thing.
[00:19:15]  And to say that she wouldn't be famous without drag is also crazy.
[00:19:20]  Especially at a time like this, like when you're, I think you're eroding your market share when you even associate in any way, shape, or form with gender fluidity.
[00:19:30]  And I think drag queen's knowing that better than anybody else.
[00:19:34]  I don't know what the drag queen said.
[00:19:36]  If we could pull it up, I can make a better assessment because I doubt that it was like parts like drag and like Victorian peasant.
[00:19:43]  You know what I mean?
[00:19:44]  Like she's kind of got like some powdered wig in there along with the drag for sure.
[00:19:49]  I will say this much.
[00:19:51]  It's perhaps her feeling angry to a certain degree or maybe resentful about Chapel Rohn, maybe misunderstanding what Chapel Rohn was saying about like not being able to keep up with everything in this like high-intensity media environment and therefore saying that like you should be doing more.
[00:20:10]  This is not just like a costume that you wear, even though it technically is a performance, but there's a lot more happening right now to gender fluid people, trans people, non-binary people.
[00:20:25]  Like the government is just actively coming after trans people right now.
[00:20:28]  Got it.
[00:20:30]  I'm sending it to you so you can pull it up because it's a video.
[00:20:33]  So I think it was maybe something that happens online all the time, which is like misunderstanding built on top of misunderstanding and tensions get high because it's a very volatile environment politically.
[00:20:46]  That's charitable.
[00:20:48]  That's my charity take without even seeing what happened.
[00:20:51]  Oh my God, I just met Plain Jane in Vegas.
[00:20:54]  Drag Queen's like Plain Jane, Tilly and other performers have started calling out Chapel Roan, accusing her of exploiting the LGBTQIA community for profit rather than genuine advocacy.
[00:21:01]  Oh, yeah, no, that's what they're...
[00:21:03]  Okay, let's see.
[00:21:04]  What Chapel Rohn said about children, how hard it is to have children.
[00:21:09]  I think that that is true.
[00:21:10]  And I think that there is a lot of stigma against women, against mothers, about not admitting that motherhood is hard.
[00:21:22]  I don't know why, but what I'm more upset about is to have a platform like she does and to be so vocal about the election in such a harmful way.
[00:21:35]  And then to now suddenly it's just, I have no opinions on politics.
[00:21:40]  Wait, oh, no, no.
[00:21:41]  This is a lib take.
[00:21:42]  Yeah.
[00:21:43]  I said my lip, my lip senses are tingling.
[00:21:46]  She thinks she's harmful for the election because she didn't fully full-throated endorse Kamala Harris.
[00:21:51]  That's ironic because that was her like most accurate take.
[00:21:55]  She was like, Democrats don't give a fuck about trans people and they don't give a fuck about Palestine.
[00:22:01]  And it's hard for me to like full-throatedly endorse a Democratic candidate when they just don't care.
[00:22:07]  And it's like she was right.
[00:22:10]  What happened right after the election?
[00:22:13]  Democrats came out and were like, maybe we cared about trans people too much.
[00:22:16]  It's like you didn't, you didn't.
[00:22:18]  That's not a thing that you did.
[00:22:20]  And now you want to care about trans people.
[00:22:21]  Leslie, what do you mean?
[00:22:22]  Like, what are you going to do?
[00:22:23]  You're going to, you're going to make, you're going to start doing advocacy against trans people in the same way that you've now started doing advocacy against immigrants.
[00:22:33]  Is that what was going to happen?
[00:22:34]  It's ridiculous.
[00:22:36]  So she wasn't even wrong for that take.
[00:22:39]  And it's not, I don't think she's like being cowardly by now feeling the responsibility of like not endorsing Kamala Harris.
[00:22:46]  And then that's the reason why Kamala Harris lost.
[00:22:50]  Chapel Roan is the single reason.
[00:22:52]  Yeah, it's like Taylor fucking Swift endorsed Kamala Harris.
[00:22:59]  That's the only reason I voted.
[00:23:01]  If Taylor fucking Swift could not move the needle enough for Kamala Harris, what the fuck do you think Chapel Roan is going to do?
[00:23:08]  Which is crazy because Taylor Swift made the sales of beads skyrocket to the point that suppliers could not supply enough bees?
[00:23:17]  Beads?
[00:23:18]  Bees.
[00:23:18]  Beads.
[00:23:19]  B-A-D-S.
[00:23:22]  B-A-D-S.
[00:23:23]  I don't even know what she's talking about, but I understood what she was saying.
[00:23:25]  Because of friendship bracelets, every city that the Aristotle is in sold out of beads to the point that suppliers could not fill them up.
[00:23:34]  Wait, how are the tariffs affecting that?
[00:23:36]  Oh my God, can we talk about the freaking tariffs?
[00:23:38]  Yeah, like how are they affecting you?
[00:23:39]  Your DecoDen business is going to shut down.
[00:23:42]  We're going to do that.
[00:23:43]  We're going to do that.
[00:23:43]  No, no, no.
[00:23:44]  Let's stay on topic.
[00:23:45]  That's a good topic to get into this.
[00:23:48]  Yeah, what the hell?
[00:23:49]  She's losing her small business.
[00:23:51]  Yeah, it's woman-owned.
[00:23:52]  She's losing her small business.
[00:23:53]  Is that why you hate it?
[00:23:54]  And her 401k is in the toilet.
[00:23:56]  I painted it pink.
[00:23:58]  Go ahead.
[00:23:59]  Hassan.
[00:23:59]  I just that pink paint was shocking.
[00:24:01]  I wanted to come to a conclusion on the Girly Pop Nation story surrounding Chapel Rone and then move on to Girly Pop Nation 2.0.
[00:24:08]  How the tariffs have killed Cutie Cinderella's deco business.
[00:24:12]  Yeah.
[00:24:13]  Because I do think that's a, I mean, that's a horrible story, but it's a good story tragedy.
[00:24:18]  Yeah.
[00:24:19]  Yeah.
[00:24:20]  Okay.
[00:24:21]  So that take in and of itself, I think, is more so ascribing Chappelle feelings that she probably doesn't have for a take that she made that was correct, that history has vindicated her on.
[00:24:35]  So I'm a little confused by that.
[00:24:37]  But overall, I think people like her get extra dunked on because she made the mistake of being bold enough to take a position where she is to the left of the Democratic Party, which wasn't the safe position.
[00:24:53]  And everyone is punishing her for it.
[00:24:55]  And that's it.
[00:24:56]  Unless you're Ethel Kane, you just can't really get away with that kind of stuff, especially at Chapel Rohn's level.
[00:25:02]  The only people I see kind of get away with that are the likes of Ethel Kane.
[00:25:07]  People like that.
[00:25:08]  Are you familiar?
[00:25:08]  She's got a new album.

=== Punishing Bold Positions (08:13) ===

[00:25:10]  Yeah.
[00:25:11]  Her album, her music's a little creepy for me.
[00:25:14]  Yeah, it's interesting.
[00:25:15]  I mean, I don't really listen to music, so yeah, we know.
[00:25:18]  Yeah, we know.
[00:25:19]  So, overall, my take, Girly Pop Nation, is, oh my God, can we just have nice things?
[00:25:24]  Can everyone shut up?
[00:25:25]  Yeah.
[00:25:26]  We've got a beautiful lesbian woman who does drag and she looks amazing and she's fabulous and she's got a beautiful fucking voice and it's killer.
[00:25:35]  Can we stop picking everything apart?
[00:25:36]  Oh my God.
[00:25:37]  Yeah.
[00:25:38]  Seriously.
[00:25:39]  Well, Girly Pop Nation, my take is that take.
[00:25:41]  Yeah, we're tired.
[00:25:42]  Just let us have nice things.
[00:25:43]  We loved wearing pink pony hats.
[00:25:46]  Stop.
[00:25:47]  Speaking of nice things.
[00:25:48]  Uh-huh.
[00:25:49]  The Deco Den.
[00:25:51]  Good translation.
[00:25:51]  You no longer have nice things because Donald Trump is liberating the American economy, except he's not really liberating the American economy.
[00:25:58]  He's gone back on some of these tariffs.
[00:25:59]  He's liberating it from money.
[00:26:01]  Yeah.
[00:26:01]  He said, no more money.
[00:26:03]  He's taking away the burden of having things.
[00:26:06]  Yeah.
[00:26:06]  He said, no more money.
[00:26:08]  It's all good.
[00:26:09]  Why would you need it anyway?
[00:26:10]  Only me and my besties should have it.
[00:26:12]  That's right.
[00:26:13]  You shouldn't have any of it.
[00:26:14]  And a lack of money builds character.
[00:26:16]  Yeah.
[00:26:16]  You'll just grind harder.
[00:26:18]  That's what he said.
[00:26:18]  And on that note, Cutie, what has happened?
[00:26:22]  Oh my God.
[00:26:23]  So, first of all, everyone's talking about tariffs, and I'm way too busy to be on top of things.
[00:26:27]  So you guys know.
[00:26:27]  Right.
[00:26:28]  You and Chapel have to be a little bit more than that.
[00:26:29]  Me and Chapel, we have the same.
[00:26:31]  I'm just way too freaking busy to know what's going on.
[00:26:33]  So, of course, you know, I call the smartest people I know, the hosts of the Lemonade Stand podcast.
[00:26:38]  I call them.
[00:26:40]  I say, hey, are there three white men that could give me their perspective here?
[00:26:44]  And they said, shut up, we're recording.
[00:26:47]  I said, oh my God.
[00:26:48]  Okay, sorry.
[00:26:48]  So then I called Caroline.
[00:26:50]  She jokes you.
[00:26:51]  He just won't answer.
[00:26:53]  Number one, he's always streaming.
[00:26:55]  Number two, he's going to not explain it like I'm five.
[00:26:57]  He's going to be like, blah, I don't want to call Hassan Piker first.
[00:27:00]  And then I'm going to get canceled for having his phone number.
[00:27:03]  Yeah.
[00:27:03]  I'm too tired to be canceled.
[00:27:06]  I have a cold.
[00:27:07]  Too much.
[00:27:08]  You don't even know.
[00:27:08]  I dropped something on my foot yesterday.
[00:27:10]  That's what I'm going through.
[00:27:11]  You didn't even ask.
[00:27:11]  I'm glad your decado business is under.
[00:27:16]  I'm glad that you didn't even understand what the tariffs were.
[00:27:19]  Go ahead.
[00:27:20]  Explain what happened.
[00:27:21]  Okay.
[00:27:22]  Well, explain.
[00:27:24]  So they're bad.
[00:27:26]  Yeah.
[00:27:26]  So essentially, I get that.
[00:27:28]  Trump was like.
[00:27:30]  Let her cook.
[00:27:31]  Oh, God.
[00:27:31]  Trump was like, hey, stop it, everybody, from buying stuff outside of America.
[00:27:38]  Right.
[00:27:39]  It's because we want more jobs in America.
[00:27:41]  Yeah.
[00:27:42]  And so he was like, yo, stop.
[00:27:44]  If you buy stuff from out of America, you're going to have to pay more tariffs on it.
[00:27:48]  Okay, that logic tracks.
[00:27:49]  What went wrong?
[00:27:51]  So then the problem is.
[00:27:52]  Why won't you buy DecoDen from America?
[00:27:54]  Deco Den is short for Deco Denwa, which is a craft from Japan.
[00:27:58]  And I'm a white woman appropriating it because I love crafts.
[00:28:02]  However, there's no one making this stuff in America.
[00:28:06]  Oh, oh.
[00:28:07]  So you have to import it from Japan.
[00:28:09]  Yeah.
[00:28:09]  Why don't you be the change you want to see?
[00:28:13]  I can't.
[00:28:14]  I cannot.
[00:28:15]  I don't know how to make a factory.
[00:28:17]  Why don't you build a factory?
[00:28:18]  Guys, it took me seven months to open Deco Den.
[00:28:20]  I can't make a factory.
[00:28:22]  How long does it take to make a factory anyway?
[00:28:24]  Yeah.
[00:28:25]  I mean, if you ask Donald Trump, if you ask Donald Trump, he and his bold, ambitious vision, you can just kind of make it happen overnight.
[00:28:34]  It seems.
[00:28:35]  There's empty factories.
[00:28:36]  Just flip the switch.
[00:28:37]  I was talking on my stream about this and someone was like, why don't you start 3D printing your charms?
[00:28:40]  And I was like, you want me to 3D print, hand paint them, sand them?
[00:28:45]  Like, no, I have to charge $20 a charm.
[00:28:48]  So have your prices gone up?
[00:28:49]  Well, no.
[00:28:50]  So wait.
[00:28:51]  Okay.
[00:28:52]  So what's going on with the Deco Den?
[00:28:54]  Guys, a lot is going on.
[00:28:56]  You don't know.
[00:28:57]  You never call.
[00:28:59]  Yes.
[00:28:59]  We could still do chips on a sandwich.
[00:29:01]  Yeah.
[00:29:02]  I'm just saying my business is still viable.
[00:29:05]  It was your business.
[00:29:05]  Idaho potato chips.
[00:29:07]  My business is also viable.
[00:29:08]  American-made union-made merchandise.
[00:29:11]  Oh, shut up.
[00:29:12]  Shut up.
[00:29:12]  Pediology does shop.
[00:29:13]  Have your stupid union make some charms.
[00:29:16]  Speaking of which, you never bring us your merge.
[00:29:19]  That's true.
[00:29:20]  You never give us any charge.
[00:29:20]  You've never given me anything for free ever.
[00:29:23]  You guys should never ask.
[00:29:24]  We want it.
[00:29:24]  Yeah.
[00:29:25]  We shouldn't have to ask.
[00:29:26]  What do you mean?
[00:29:27]  If we have to ask me, what am I?
[00:29:29]  I don't want to.
[00:29:29]  Yeah, guess what size I wear?
[00:29:32]  I don't need to know.
[00:29:34]  Oh, my God.
[00:29:34]  I don't need extra small.
[00:29:35]  Just like my tampon size.
[00:29:37]  Yeah.
[00:29:37]  I don't need to know what size you wear because I was just handing out a link after I was it in her pussy.
[00:29:43]  I interrupted you.
[00:29:44]  I interrupted you, Kitty.
[00:29:45]  Continue with what you were saying.
[00:29:46]  Okay.
[00:29:46]  So anyway.
[00:29:47]  That's one of the dumbest things I've ever said.
[00:29:51]  So I'm on the phone with Caroline and I'm like, shit, this sounds bad, Caroline.
[00:29:56]  And she's like, yeah.
[00:29:57]  And I was like, well, now I got to check.
[00:29:59]  Yeah.
[00:29:59]  And so I get off the phone.
[00:30:01]  Hey, listen, you guys know what labo boos are?
[00:30:03]  Oh, I love a lot.
[00:30:04]  You can't find them.
[00:30:05]  Everybody loves labo boo.
[00:30:06]  I love labooboo.
[00:30:07]  So let me tell you.
[00:30:08]  The fuck is a labooboo.
[00:30:09]  Women are speaking.
[00:30:11]  Tip La Popa Labo Boo.
[00:30:13]  You don't know what a laboo is.
[00:30:14]  It's a little monster.
[00:30:15]  People love them.
[00:30:16]  Oh, no.
[00:30:17]  I've seen them.
[00:30:18]  I've never seen this in my life.
[00:30:20]  Pop Mart is absolutely.
[00:30:21]  Oh, I know Pop Mart.
[00:30:22]  Pop Mart is exploding and this is their number one mascot.
[00:30:26]  And you cannot find these fucking things.
[00:30:28]  Okay.
[00:30:28]  So let me see.
[00:30:29]  We went to Pop Mart in Japan.
[00:30:31]  So about.
[00:30:32]  And there is one in Century City that is like all day, every day packed out the door.
[00:30:38]  Yeah, I try to be like a little Pop Mart supplier because DecoDen makes sense.
[00:30:41]  Okay.
[00:30:42]  They said no, number one.
[00:30:43]  So I have to go through different suppliers to get, we have some blind boxes at DecoDen, but we don't have like anyway, buy them.
[00:30:50]  Okay.
[00:30:51]  So like six weeks ago, I get an email from a supplier for laboo boo charms that are this big.
[00:30:57]  Perfect for a little phone case.
[00:30:59]  If you guys don't know what DecoDen is, this conversation makes no sense.
[00:31:02]  I have a business.
[00:31:03]  I'm just doing plugs now.
[00:31:04]  Yeah.
[00:31:05]  I have a business where you do, you put glue, glue on stuff, jewelry boxes, whatever, and then you put charms on it.
[00:31:14]  It's very cute.
[00:31:15]  So, wait, I got cease.
[00:31:19]  Where is it?
[00:31:20]  Is the DecoDen business so underwater that you don't even deck out your phone now?
[00:31:25]  You just in solidarity with the business going under?
[00:31:29]  Thank you.
[00:31:29]  DecoDen opened January 24th.
[00:31:32]  I went to my uncle's funeral January 25th.
[00:31:34]  So I haven't even been here.
[00:31:36]  Oh my God.
[00:31:37]  Sorry.
[00:31:37]  Drama.
[00:31:39]  So anyway.
[00:31:41]  So I get an email from a supplier being like, guess what we've got?
[00:31:44]  And I'm like, oh my God, so cute.
[00:31:46]  Right.
[00:31:47]  So I got to get them.
[00:31:48]  So, I get these labuboo charms.
[00:31:50]  They're they're which don't roast me.
[00:31:52]  I'm a new business.
[00:31:53]  I know my margins aren't as good as they should be in some aspects, but these labuboo charms end up being about, um, if I buy them in bulk, 60 cents a thing for me, and I sell them for a dollar because it's just an add-on, you know?
[00:32:07]  So, whatever.
[00:32:08]  I said that on the stream and people were like, You need to charge more.
[00:32:10]  I was like, Shut up, I'm gonna charge what I want to charge.
[00:32:11]  We gotta get that to at least 10,000.
[00:32:13]  Shut up, anyway.
[00:32:15]  Nice.
[00:32:16]  So, I'm on the phone with Carolyn and I get off the phone and I start checking some of my suppliers, these labubus.
[00:32:22]  Well, first, I check a bunch of my suppliers.
[00:32:25]  I'm emailing them and whatever, or I'm trying to just place an order through like our portal or whatever.
[00:32:29]  And a bunch of them are like, won't ship to U.S. all of a sudden.
[00:32:32]  And I'm like, oh, no.
[00:32:34]  Oh, no.
[00:32:35]  I'm like, gas.
[00:32:36]  What am I going to do?
[00:32:37]  And so I'm like, uh-oh.
[00:32:39]  And I genuinely don't know how to find some of these things in America.
[00:32:42]  Like, if gun to head, I just wouldn't be able to.
[00:32:44]  It's really hard to find a laboo-boo supplier in Milwaukee.
[00:32:49]  So then, turns out, I like, so then I email the Laboo because we were already like selling out of these labubus.
[00:32:56]  They're so cute.
[00:32:57]  And so I'm like, they're top of my head.
[00:32:58]  I'm like, oh my gosh, what about the labubus?
[00:33:00]  Am I going to get more?
[00:33:00]  So I email the supplier.
[00:33:02]  They have tripled in price, not because supply and demand, but because of the tariffs.
[00:33:09]  And which apparently, I think it was a panic is what I learned.
[00:33:13]  So I think that day I was checking was like tariff day or whatever.
[00:33:17]  And so I think all of these suppliers were panicking because now everything's kind of trickling back in at the moment.
[00:33:22]  So I don't know.

=== Tariff Panic Returns (10:35) ===

[00:33:23]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:33:24]  So everything seems available now, but these labubus, they told they went so expensive, I would have had to charge $5 in order to make 40 cent profit on these one-inch labubus.
[00:33:38]  You know what they say about the economy?
[00:33:39]  Labubus are the canary in the mine.
[00:33:41]  Yeah, this is a recession indicator.
[00:33:43]  Yeah.
[00:33:45]  Laboobus.
[00:33:46]  Somebody.
[00:33:46]  So my business is going under.
[00:33:48]  Well, QD.
[00:33:49]  But I knew that this was going to be a topic today.
[00:33:52]  You did?
[00:33:53]  I prepared.
[00:33:54]  I prepared a very special retort to this.
[00:33:57]  A very unique America meow.
[00:33:59]  Marsh, be ready.
[00:34:00]  I'm the trailer.
[00:34:01]  And this is custom tailored to you.
[00:34:03]  No, not labuboo.
[00:34:05]  I asked myself, William, how do you compete in a marketplace that is so overwhelmed by rising costs?
[00:34:13]  Well, you have to become a better business person.
[00:34:15]  Oh.
[00:34:15]  And in this very special America meow, we're looking outside of America.
[00:34:18]  I thought we were going to say we're going to do chattel slavery.
[00:34:22]  That worked once.
[00:34:24]  We're going to look to Brazil.
[00:34:27]  Is it child labor?
[00:34:28]  No, I'm going to show you something.
[00:34:30]  And I want you to take a look because I looked.
[00:34:32]  Marsh, please pull up the one labeled Neon Genesis of them.
[00:34:38]  Please put that on the screen first with volume.
[00:34:40]  This is very important.
[00:34:41]  I'm not going to tell you what's happening here.
[00:34:43]  We need volume.
[00:34:44]  Okay.
[00:35:04]  I don't want to see this package.
[00:35:11]  I love Brazil so much.
[00:35:15]  I'm going to ask you guys a question.
[00:35:17]  Yeah.
[00:35:18]  What the fuck do you think is happening?
[00:35:20]  I think he's selling neon Evangelion branded cheese.
[00:35:25]  Yes.
[00:35:26]  Okay, continue.
[00:35:28]  This cheese, I speak a little Spanish, which that wasn't.
[00:35:31]  His Portuguese.
[00:35:32]  I understand.
[00:35:32]  As Portuguese, which is very, it's somewhat similar, not really.
[00:35:37]  And I heard him, he said Jesus at one point.
[00:35:40]  So I think this is a religious cheese.
[00:35:42]  No.
[00:35:44]  No, I didn't gather that.
[00:35:45]  Even though there are religious themes anyway.
[00:35:47]  He's singing the theme song, and he's wearing an outfit.
[00:35:52]  Yes, so you're telling who is a door-to-door cheese salesman who has exploded in Brazil by recreating the lyrics to theme songs, singing them pitch perfectly, but changing all the lyrics to his cheese sales.
[00:36:10]  He's gonna get sued.
[00:36:11]  They've exploded.
[00:36:12]  Please, Marsh, pull up another one, but not the special one.
[00:36:15]  There's a few videos.
[00:36:16]  Do not pull up the one that you will save for the end, and you will know it.
[00:36:21]  It's you will know based on the label.
[00:36:24]  Oh, that's stressful.
[00:36:25]  I'm sorry, Marsh.
[00:36:27]  Just click one.
[00:36:28]  Marsh peed himself.
[00:36:30]  Thank you.
[00:36:34]  So, this Marsh failed the captcha.
[00:36:39]  This is the fucking perfect cosplay.
[00:36:50]  I love that he also always has the hat, though.
[00:36:53]  Like, every cosplay has to feature the hat and the glasses.
[00:36:58]  So, he has exploded.
[00:36:59]  He's one of the biggest things on TikTok.
[00:37:01]  Now, Marsh, please pull up the special one.
[00:37:03]  This one's for you, Kitty Cinderella.
[00:37:05]  Possibly, well, maybe a way that you can integrate into your Deco Den business.
[00:37:10]  Okay.
[00:37:14]  All right.
[00:37:22]  Oh, this is just Taylor's version.
[00:37:35]  He said quality cheese for you.
[00:37:52]  I really want his cheese.
[00:37:55]  I want to taste his cheese.
[00:37:57]  Does he get it straight from the cow's udder too?
[00:38:00]  Like, is it from the table?
[00:38:01]  He just repackages cheese, but he's a door-to-door cheese salesman.
[00:38:06]  What if you set up a cheese?
[00:38:07]  She's like a distributor.
[00:38:10]  I'm saying, all I'm saying is this man is a cheese genius.
[00:38:14]  And if you could see how he's changed the lyrics, they're all cheese-based.
[00:38:18]  Okay.
[00:38:18]  Like in that tip, it's like, are you gonna buy some cheese or is it gonna go up in flames?
[00:38:25]  You gotta get some Gouda.
[00:38:27]  You gotta call my name.
[00:38:29]  Like, he crushes it.
[00:38:30]  Damn.
[00:38:31]  So lyrical genius.
[00:38:33]  Okay, you just came up with that on the spot.
[00:38:34]  I think you got you got that.
[00:38:36]  You think I could be a cheese guy?
[00:38:40]  Listen, I saw this man, and I've rarely been so captivated.
[00:38:44]  I watched every single cheese pitch of watch of which there are at least 50.
[00:38:51]  And I don't know.
[00:38:53]  You guys think this is, I love it.
[00:38:55]  I think you can do it.
[00:38:56]  I think it's great.
[00:38:57]  So I have to dress like a laboo-boo to combat the terrorist.
[00:39:02]  Say, I want to decorate my phone, even though it's super frivolous and no one really cares.
[00:39:09]  You got to sell it.
[00:39:11]  Yeah, you got to get it.
[00:39:12]  You're not going to be able to do that.
[00:39:12]  You're just decorating their phone.
[00:39:14]  I don't really know why I opened this business.
[00:39:17]  It's going really down.
[00:39:19]  I'm not making any money.
[00:39:20]  I'm going bankrupt now.
[00:39:23]  At the end, you had it.
[00:39:24]  You had it.
[00:39:25]  You had it.
[00:39:25]  Yeah.
[00:39:26]  Cool.
[00:39:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:39:26]  I'll do that.
[00:39:27]  I think it's a certain, I mean, more people need to do.
[00:39:31]  No, I think you did great.
[00:39:33]  Thank you.
[00:39:34]  Yeah, I was just talking about the cheese guy.
[00:39:37]  Oh, okay.
[00:39:38]  Yeah, I just think it's a customer service-related business.
[00:39:41]  So that I could ascribe to this guy's grind.
[00:39:45]  Yeah, I mean, we all want his cheese.
[00:39:46]  We all want his cheese, yeah.
[00:39:47]  I don't even know what it tastes like, but I just want the experience.
[00:39:50]  I don't just want to want him, Jesus Christ.
[00:39:52]  I told you guys he's been weird lately.
[00:39:55]  He's hot, he's desperate.
[00:39:56]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:39:58]  Um, I have a special Utah Girly Pop Nation that I'm excited about.
[00:40:02]  Yeah, let's do it.
[00:40:03]  I had to bring one home too.
[00:40:05]  Okay, so picture this.
[00:40:08]  Okay, picturing it.
[00:40:10]  You are a man that owns all the billboards.
[00:40:16]  Okay, okay.
[00:40:17]  Your wife dies.
[00:40:19]  Oh, I would put out a billboard for her.
[00:40:22]  Of course, of course.
[00:40:23]  Of course, not one at least 10.
[00:40:26]  At least like 80.
[00:40:27]  80.
[00:40:28]  Okay, that's a bit more.
[00:40:29]  I mean, I really loved her.
[00:40:30]  You did really love her.
[00:40:32]  At that point, you're just basically being like, see, my wife is dead.
[00:40:35]  But they're tasteful, right?
[00:40:36]  Of course.
[00:40:37]  Will you Google Julia Reagan, Salt Lake City, Billboard?
[00:40:42]  Wait, I saw this.
[00:40:43]  She's so Julia.
[00:40:45]  What the fuck?
[00:40:46]  Wait, what?
[00:40:46]  Did I see this?
[00:40:47]  Because did you post about this?
[00:40:48]  No, maybe you saw it with me.
[00:40:50]  It's everywhere.
[00:40:51]  They're everywhere in Salt Lake City.
[00:40:53]  In all of Utah.
[00:40:54]  Oh, that's tasteful.
[00:40:55]  Oh, my God.
[00:40:56]  Wait, no, you're spoiling.
[00:40:57]  Go to Google Images.
[00:40:59]  God damn it, Marsh.
[00:41:02]  Go to play the cheese video in the background to give us something to listen to.
[00:41:14]  Okay.
[00:41:16]  There are so many.
[00:41:19]  Okay.
[00:41:19]  Just like open, like, just look at the plethora.
[00:41:23]  So we will miss you, wife, mother, granddaughter.
[00:41:25]  We've got in love or memory.
[00:41:27]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:27]  He has different styles.
[00:41:29]  Oh, yeah.
[00:41:29]  Oh, wow.
[00:41:30]  Yeah.
[00:41:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:41:32]  Georgina everywhere.
[00:41:33]  Missed every day.
[00:41:34]  Remembered every day.
[00:41:34]  Good lord.
[00:41:36]  This dude is a major wife guy.
[00:41:37]  Like, he loved his wife.
[00:41:39]  Yeah.
[00:41:40]  He loved his wife.
[00:41:41]  I mean, it's, I'm not going to lie, kind of a cute tribute.
[00:41:44]  Yeah.
[00:41:45]  Like, honestly, could definitely be a movie that does well at Can.
[00:41:49]  Yeah.
[00:41:50]  So it is three billboards in Salt Lake City.
[00:41:56]  You knew what I was going to say.
[00:41:58]  They're all over Salt Lake, all over Utah.
[00:42:01]  Like, you can almost find them anywhere.
[00:42:02]  Essentially, whenever a billboard does not get sold, he puts Julia up.
[00:42:05]  How long is the grieving period going to last?
[00:42:07]  It's been a year and a half.
[00:42:09]  Whoa.
[00:42:10]  Wait, how long is a Mormon grieving period?
[00:42:12]  What does that mean?
[00:42:13]  There's like in certain religions, there's a period of time in which you must grieve the loss of sitting Shiva.
[00:42:19]  Right.
[00:42:20]  You don't know if Julia was Mormon.
[00:42:22]  I mean, come on.
[00:42:24]  Julia Reagan, billboards, Salt Lake City.
[00:42:26]  Is she not Mormon?
[00:42:28]  I don't know.
[00:42:28]  She's Mormon.
[00:42:29]  Come on.
[00:42:30]  She's probably.
[00:42:32]  I don't know.
[00:42:32]  It's normal.
[00:42:33]  It's no one with any like, no one who is pivotal to any industry in the state of Utah is not going to be Mormon.
[00:42:43]  They have to be Mormon.
[00:42:44]  That's Mormon.
[00:42:45]  Otherwise, they wouldn't have existed there.
[00:42:46]  But tell us the resolution to your story.
[00:42:48]  So she's the queen of Salt Lake City, Utah.
[00:42:50]  I would like everyone to know.
[00:42:52]  Like, fan potential has to be Mormon.
[00:42:55]  I don't know.
[00:42:56]  Okay.
[00:42:57]  Okay.
[00:42:58]  Posthumously.
[00:42:59]  Why are you getting so mad?
[00:43:00]  At the point that I believe people will be upset if the billboards get taken down.
[00:43:04]  Okay.
[00:43:04]  Bill, her husband, who's still alive.
[00:43:06]  It was his birthday recently.
[00:43:07]  Sure.
[00:43:08]  And he got some happy birthday billboards.
[00:43:10]  So I don't think they need any money.
[00:43:12]  Like, no.
[00:43:13]  He's the billboard king of Utah.
[00:43:15]  He's a billboard king.
[00:43:18]  So we've spent a year seeing Julia, right?
[00:43:21]  We love her now.
[00:43:23]  She's the queen.
[00:43:25]  Oh, so they're popular.
[00:43:26]  Oh, no.
[00:43:27]  Then she met someone new and stopped posting billboards.
[00:43:31]  He's in love with a woman.
[00:43:33]  That would be crazy.
[00:43:33]  He's having an affair.
[00:43:34]  Do you post her only fans billboards?
[00:43:36]  Happy anniversary, babe.
[00:43:38]  Yeah.
[00:43:39]  No.
[00:43:40]  No.
[00:43:41]  Salt Lake Tribune posts that Bill Reagan, Julia's husband, is suing University of Utah Hospital for wrongful death.
[00:43:50]  Oh, yeah.
[00:43:51]  Oh, oh, my God.
[00:43:54]  Wrongful death.
[00:43:55]  What is he alleging?
[00:43:56]  So she was, she was 81.
[00:43:58]  He can't let her.

=== Billboard King of Utah (08:02) ===

[00:43:59]  Okay.
[00:44:00]  So young.
[00:44:02]  So young.
[00:44:02]  Full of life, 81.
[00:44:04]  She, she went to the hospital because she was thrown up.
[00:44:08]  And in the hospital, they were like, uh-oh, you got some, you got some, your lung looks collapsed and you've got some fluid in your tum tum.
[00:44:14]  Not good.
[00:44:15]  Yeah.
[00:44:15]  So the nurses put on her chart that she needs to be up sat up straight.
[00:44:20]  She has to have her meals sitting up.
[00:44:21]  She needs to sleep sitting up.
[00:44:23]  Whatever.
[00:44:23]  Yeah.
[00:44:23]  Right.
[00:44:24]  So she doesn't aspirate.
[00:44:25]  Somebody missed.
[00:44:26]  Somebody missed the freaking memo.
[00:44:27]  No.
[00:44:28]  She aspirates.
[00:44:29]  She dies.
[00:44:30]  Oh, no.
[00:44:30]  Yeah.
[00:44:31]  She aspirated.
[00:44:32]  Okay.
[00:44:33]  Okay.
[00:44:34]  There is a good basis for that's a pretty good base now.
[00:44:37]  I'm going to say, I've been watching a lot of the pit.
[00:44:40]  Have you guys been doing this?
[00:44:42]  Dude, the pit.
[00:44:44]  It's so good.
[00:44:44]  Okay.
[00:44:45]  So let me catch you up.
[00:44:46]  If you don't know what the pit is, the pit is HBO wanted to bring back, no, ER.
[00:44:51]  They wanted to bring back ER.
[00:44:52]  They couldn't.
[00:44:53]  So they made a show that is the spiritual successor to ER.
[00:44:57]  It's so good.
[00:44:57]  It's phenomenal.
[00:44:58]  But one thing you learn watching the pit, people die like this.
[00:45:02]  Why?
[00:45:02]  Like, they'll be talking to someone and they'll be like, my colon hurts.
[00:45:06]  Yeah.
[00:45:07]  And wait, is this real people?
[00:45:08]  No, no, no.
[00:45:08]  What you're doing.
[00:45:10]  What most likely happened.
[00:45:11]  And by the way, this is why I also personally love the pit.
[00:45:14]  Yes.
[00:45:15]  Is that even in the first episode, right out of the gates, you have the hospital administrator in direct odds with our main character.
[00:45:24]  What's his name?
[00:45:24]  Mike or Robbie.
[00:45:27]  Robbie.
[00:45:27]  Robbie.
[00:45:28]  Rob Binowitz.
[00:45:29]  Yeah.
[00:45:29]  So Robbie is the main character, handsome, handsome protagonist.
[00:45:33]  Former character on ER.
[00:45:35]  Oh, he was.
[00:45:35]  Okay.
[00:45:36]  That's funny.
[00:45:36]  Not the same character, but the actress.
[00:45:38]  Okay.
[00:45:39]  So our handsome protagonist is basically like one of the leaders.
[00:45:43]  She's trying to do good medicine and she just wants to get the profits up and customer satisfaction cost down.
[00:45:52]  So the hospital administrator coming down and like basically badgering him in the midst of him like literally trying to do triage to like 11 patients is a very real story that happens in every hospital in the United States of America right now.
[00:46:07]  That's what's happened to Reagan.
[00:46:08]  Which is precisely, this is a very real issue.
[00:46:11]  Hospital administrators do not want to use the existing beds they have in the hospitals because that would mean that they have to hire more nurses.
[00:46:19]  Hospital administrator claims that there are there's a nurse shortage.
[00:46:22]  This is a lie.
[00:46:22]  There is not a nurse shortage.
[00:46:24]  Every nurse in this country in every hospital system that is unionized is constantly trying to strike so that they can demand of the hospital hire more nurses because the nurses per patient percentages are completely out of whack.
[00:46:41]  Hospitals basically use triage and the emergency room as a holdover instead of hiring more nurses using the additional beds that they have because it's way more costly to have nurses work on a bunch of other patients because they now have full-time nurses to have benefits, all this stuff.
[00:46:57]  It's very expensive.
[00:46:58]  So instead, they will hire traveling nurses to make up for periods of extra demand.
[00:47:07]  As contractors.
[00:47:08]  As contractors.
[00:47:09]  1099s and stuff.
[00:47:10]  And they literally will pay those traveling nurses way, way more money than the full-time nurses they have because they're going to leave.
[00:47:18]  They're not teachers.
[00:47:20]  But they don't need to pay them the benefits, right?
[00:47:22]  Yeah.
[00:47:23]  They don't have to pay them the benefits.
[00:47:24]  They can pay them more because they're going to fuck off after the end of that period.
[00:47:27]  The contract is over.
[00:47:29]  So this is a major issue in every hospital.
[00:47:32]  That's why, and also because the poorer people get, the less they get quality care overall.
[00:47:38]  So the more they rely on the emergency rooms.
[00:47:40]  So they increase the stress on the emergency rooms in every hospital.
[00:47:44]  The pit actually perfectly shows this reality.
[00:47:47]  And that's precisely what most likely happened in the Utah University.
[00:47:52]  What was it?
[00:47:52]  Utah, University of Utah Hospital.
[00:47:54]  The University of Utah where there was probably two little nurses and elderly people in particular get the short end of the stick in these.
[00:48:03]  Is that the end of the story, though?
[00:48:05]  Well, that's what I'm thinking: is now the court case, you know, who the people's side is on.
[00:48:10]  Oh, that's our queen.
[00:48:11]  And he can influence everybody.
[00:48:12]  Yeah.
[00:48:13]  Brilliant.
[00:48:14]  Yeah, they mess with the wrong guy.
[00:48:16]  I'm telling you, that could be a movie.
[00:48:17]  Yeah.
[00:48:18]  By the way, side note.
[00:48:20]  I would love to be on an emergency room show.
[00:48:24]  As a doctor?
[00:48:25]  Yeah.
[00:48:26]  You could be a doctor.
[00:48:27]  You guys don't.
[00:48:28]  We could be patients.
[00:48:29]  I don't even think we should be on it.
[00:48:30]  No.
[00:48:30]  Because if we had a patient, we would just think we got it.
[00:48:33]  We're going to develop a complex.
[00:48:34]  Yeah.
[00:48:36]  We will have whatever character we need.
[00:48:38]  We need to be a doctor.
[00:48:39]  No.
[00:48:39]  Come on.
[00:48:39]  Give me your, like, here, I'm wheeling in a patient.
[00:48:42]  Surgeons, doctors.
[00:48:43]  He's coding.
[00:48:45]  Oh, God.
[00:48:46]  Shit.
[00:48:48]  Get the crash card.
[00:48:49]  Ew.
[00:48:50]  Code blue.
[00:48:50]  I see.
[00:48:51]  Code blue.
[00:48:52]  Pause, pause.
[00:48:53]  Ew.
[00:48:53]  Ew.
[00:48:54]  Is he like beating?
[00:48:55]  Yes.
[00:48:56]  Yeah, I know.
[00:48:56]  Multiple gunshot wound.
[00:48:58]  Oh, he's dead.
[00:49:00]  He's gone.
[00:49:00]  Let him go.
[00:49:01]  Yeah.
[00:49:02]  Just fucking do the CPR so we don't get sued.
[00:49:04]  You are the worst sitcom doctors I've ever seen.
[00:49:08]  Go through the motions.
[00:49:09]  Yeah, no.
[00:49:10]  I just don't want to.
[00:49:11]  I've been.
[00:49:11]  Put him on a ventilator.
[00:49:13]  Multiple gunshot wounds.
[00:49:14]  Yes.
[00:49:14]  How the fuck am I supposed to save him?
[00:49:16]  You need one doctor who pitches something crazy.
[00:49:19]  Like, we're going to open up a serum, pack him full, stop the bleeding.
[00:49:23]  And he goes, We can't do that.
[00:49:26]  We can do it.
[00:49:27]  We can't do that, doctor.
[00:49:29]  We might not make it if we do that because the colostomy bags are out of the middle.
[00:49:33]  He's not going to make it anyway.
[00:49:36]  If we send him to surgery, he's not going to make it.
[00:49:38]  I did this tens of times in Rhodesia.
[00:49:40]  Open him up.
[00:49:41]  See, that's what you need one doctor who's like on the side of sanity.
[00:49:44]  But that's not realistic.
[00:49:45]  Yeah, why isn't there one doctor that's like, yuck?
[00:49:48]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:49:49]  Yuck.
[00:49:50]  A doctor that has a special fucking trauma surgeon in emergency conscience.
[00:49:54]  Yeah, but I'm a doctor, but I've had a bad day.
[00:49:56]  No sane.
[00:49:57]  Yeah, that's not how it works in the real world.
[00:49:59]  In the real world, he's dead.
[00:50:00]  They throw a sheet on him and move on to the next patient.
[00:50:03]  The real world, I haven't had my freaking coffee.
[00:50:05]  Yeah.
[00:50:07]  No thanks.
[00:50:08]  That's what they did.
[00:50:09]  I'm not dead.
[00:50:10]  The guy's like, I'm alive.
[00:50:12]  That's what they did to get the sheets.
[00:50:14]  That's what they did when I was in the emergency room.
[00:50:17]  Doctor's doctor's T and show have lost another patient.
[00:50:22]  No.
[00:50:23]  That's fine.
[00:50:24]  Look, the hospital administrator comes down and it's like, you guys are great because no one is unsatisfied because they're all dead.
[00:50:32]  When they die.
[00:50:33]  We are very low on sheets, though.
[00:50:36]  We just got a call from Bill Reagan.
[00:50:38]  He's going to be suing you.
[00:50:41]  When I was in the hospital, I walked past a couple rooms and there was just sheets over people.
[00:50:45]  They were sleeping.
[00:50:47]  I don't know.
[00:50:47]  I don't know.
[00:50:48]  You walk past and you're like, oh, they're all dead.
[00:50:50]  I don't think they leave out dead bodies.
[00:50:51]  Well, I don't.
[00:50:52]  Well, they, I mean, what are they else they're going to do with it?
[00:50:54]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:50:55]  Four more are going to hold.
[00:50:56]  Hypochondriacs.
[00:50:57]  Both of you are so willing to give up on your conditions.
[00:51:01]  I'm worried about me.
[00:51:02]  We're looking out for ourselves.
[00:51:05]  We're doing Rhodesian body packs.
[00:51:07]  What if I touch them and I get it?
[00:51:08]  Yeah.
[00:51:11]  Yes.
[00:51:11]  I don't know.
[00:51:12]  What if they didn't?
[00:51:12]  They're affiliated with a gang and now they're mad that this is crazy.
[00:51:16]  Now you're thinking.
[00:51:17]  Literally.
[00:51:18]  Oh, now you're thinking.
[00:51:20]  This is the most disappointing.
[00:51:22]  Yeah.
[00:51:23]  You're the gang that I've been doing.
[00:51:24]  You're worried that you didn't save the gang member.
[00:51:26]  So then they're going to kill you anyway.
[00:51:28]  They're going to be like, oh, you put a fucking sheet on.
[00:51:30]  Yeah, but you could get a paycheck from the gang that you, you know what I mean?
[00:51:33]  Would have to go on the run.
[00:51:37]  Now you're a part of the gang war.
[00:51:39]  Now you're part of the gang war.
[00:51:40]  I don't want to be able to do it.
[00:51:41]  God damn it.
[00:51:41]  You know what?
[00:51:42]  Fuck it.
[00:51:42]  Let's just be family physicians.
[00:51:44]  We don't have to do hospital.
[00:51:48]  We're family physicians.
[00:51:50]  Family physician.
[00:51:51]  It'd be like, hey, your numbers are a little wacky.
[00:51:53]  Refer to this specialist.
[00:51:54]  I'm a pedometrist.
[00:51:56]  Guys, that audition for the pit was tough.
[00:51:59]  Maybe we need a hospital show with shitty doctors.

=== Gang War Paychecks (05:42) ===

[00:52:02]  Yeah.
[00:52:03]  No.
[00:52:03]  Yeah.
[00:52:04]  Why would we do that?
[00:52:05]  I don't know.
[00:52:06]  Because it's realistic.
[00:52:07]  Yeah, and it's more relatable.
[00:52:10]  I think the bat is pretty realistic.
[00:52:11]  I think medicine is still like people who practice it are pretty.
[00:52:15]  I think they got to be tired.
[00:52:16]  They'd rather be watching TikTok.
[00:52:17]  Yeah.
[00:52:18]  Okay.
[00:52:19]  Well, if anybody on the pit sees this and would like to come on the pod, we'd be happy to have you.
[00:52:24]  Those two will be extras.
[00:52:26]  I'm not interested.
[00:52:26]  Thank you.
[00:52:27]  Oh, can you imagine being an extra on the pit?
[00:52:29]  Yeah, we're not interested.
[00:52:30]  They're de-gloved.
[00:52:31]  The train de-gloved my leg.
[00:52:33]  And they have to put it back together.
[00:52:36]  And would you hang long on the pit if they asked me?
[00:52:38]  I would hate it fully.
[00:52:39]  I would hang Dong for the picture.
[00:52:41]  This guy's just for the honor of having Dong.
[00:52:44]  He's been hanging Dong for free the last couple days.
[00:52:47]  His progress pics are getting worse.
[00:52:49]  Yeah.
[00:52:49]  His progress pics are getting worse.
[00:52:51]  He's been.
[00:52:52]  I saw Dong the other day and I'm like, what are you doing?
[00:52:56]  What are you doing?
[00:52:56]  Out there with your fucking note to the editor, put the progress pick.
[00:53:01]  Yeah, put the progress pick.
[00:53:02]  Slowly zoom into cross.
[00:53:04]  Full mirror fucking.
[00:53:06]  Now you're.
[00:53:07]  Yeah, what is going on?
[00:53:09]  He was trying to get me to come home.
[00:53:11]  Yeah.
[00:53:12]  Yeah.
[00:53:14]  He put it on a billboard.
[00:53:16]  I know.
[00:53:16]  I said, stop.
[00:53:18]  I said, yuck.
[00:53:19]  You should come home.
[00:53:20]  The first one, you could deny that you knew what you were doing.
[00:53:23]  The second one, you know.
[00:53:24]  I don't know.
[00:53:25]  Come on.
[00:53:27]  Did you fluff it up a little bit before you did?
[00:53:30]  No.
[00:53:32]  It's just that big.
[00:53:33]  It's not even supposed to be.
[00:53:34]  Did you see it?
[00:53:35]  I didn't see it.
[00:53:36]  So I'm like, I just off the mirror.
[00:53:38]  It's your fault for looking at it.
[00:53:40]  Speak.
[00:53:40]  Look, I didn't look at it, first of all.
[00:53:43]  It was briefly placed in the mirror.
[00:53:46]  Yeah, I didn't look at it.
[00:53:48]  Yeah, you seemed to only you did.
[00:53:50]  Don't humor yourself.
[00:53:51]  I'm just saying.
[00:53:52]  And even if I did look at it, it would have been a friendly look.
[00:53:54]  Okay.
[00:53:54]  It would have been like, hey, brother.
[00:53:55]  It seems like you did look at it.
[00:53:57]  Hey, brother.
[00:54:00]  Speaking of that.
[00:54:01]  I saw your cock yesterday and it looked quite girthy.
[00:54:05]  Bigamit, you've been looking really good.
[00:54:07]  Lean.
[00:54:08]  You could sell cheese.
[00:54:10]  I wanted to bring something up because I wanted to confront you on the podcast, QD.
[00:54:14]  I didn't want to call you and tell you about this.
[00:54:16]  Marsh, pull up a photo that I was scrolling across my timeline.
[00:54:21]  Yeah, I know.
[00:54:22]  I was like, I needed, you can put this in.
[00:54:24]  We could blur it out and post.
[00:54:26]  My naked head?
[00:54:27]  But Cutie Cyrella, what the fuck is this?
[00:54:32]  Oh, we're going to try to put it on.
[00:54:34]  Hold on.
[00:54:35]  What is going on?
[00:54:37]  Oh.
[00:54:38]  I was going across my feed and I saw a photo of Ludwig's ass.
[00:54:43]  What is going on?
[00:54:44]  He's fully cheeks out.
[00:54:46]  And this was on stream.
[00:54:47]  Yeah.
[00:54:48]  What is going on?
[00:54:49]  Wait, on Twitch?
[00:54:50]  Yeah.
[00:54:51]  How did he not get away?
[00:54:51]  How did he get away with this?
[00:54:53]  He's done some stuff that I regret him doing.
[00:54:55]  Okay, so how did he not get banned?
[00:55:00]  I don't know.
[00:55:01]  I shouldn't say that.
[00:55:03]  Take him down.
[00:55:04]  Take him.
[00:55:04]  No, take him from five years ago.
[00:55:06]  No, this was 2020.
[00:55:08]  He was doing like 2020?
[00:55:10]  Yeah.
[00:55:11]  Oh, my God.
[00:55:12]  Oh, this is old.
[00:55:12]  I thought this was new.
[00:55:14]  Oh, was it an accident?
[00:55:15]  No.
[00:55:16]  It was 2020.
[00:55:17]  He was doing like a Marbles game or something, and it landed on Get Shot by a Paintball.
[00:55:21]  And of course, he has to show his butt on stream.
[00:55:24]  Well, yeah.
[00:55:24]  And then Slime shot him in the butt with a paintball.
[00:55:28]  Oh, I don't.
[00:55:29]  Okay.
[00:55:29]  Why is I thought this was new shot news right off the press?
[00:55:33]  No.
[00:55:34]  I thought this was all fresh.
[00:55:35]  Well, you had a book, Mark.
[00:55:36]  Ludwig has shown his butt lots of times.
[00:55:39]  Damn it.
[00:55:39]  Okay.
[00:55:40]  Well, I thought this was all fun.
[00:55:41]  I thought this was fresh news.
[00:55:42]  I liked it.
[00:55:43]  Thank you.
[00:55:44]  I thought I was.
[00:55:44]  I mean, you haven't seen it before.
[00:55:46]  Did you ever see the picture he posted of his butt?
[00:55:48]  No.
[00:55:49]  Oh, here.
[00:55:49]  Oh, my God.
[00:55:51]  No.
[00:55:52]  I mean, you're getting him excited.
[00:55:54]  No.
[00:55:55]  Once you've seen one butt, you've seen them all.
[00:55:56]  Oh, that's crazy.
[00:55:58]  Sure.
[00:55:59]  It's crazy.
[00:56:00]  It's actually not true.
[00:56:01]  Once you've seen one butt, you need to see more to compare the butts.
[00:56:06]  You know what I mean?
[00:56:08]  I know it's.
[00:56:09]  It just gets your, it cranks up your appetite for a little bit more cheeks.
[00:56:13]  I feel you.
[00:56:13]  Yeah.
[00:56:14]  Speaking of which, there, Marsh, I said.
[00:56:17]  Speaking of butt cheeks, I didn't go to Coachella, which is butt cheeks.
[00:56:23]  Sucked.
[00:56:25]  I don't know.
[00:56:25]  I was looking for a transition.
[00:56:27]  Wow.
[00:56:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:56:29]  I've seen that one.
[00:56:30]  That's the best butt picture he's taking.
[00:56:34]  It's incredible.
[00:56:35]  Incredible.
[00:56:36]  Are you attracted to that?
[00:56:37]  I'm curious, genuinely speaking.
[00:56:39]  Can you bring it back, Marsh?
[00:56:40]  Are we?
[00:56:42]  I'm genuinely curious as a woman.
[00:56:44]  Are you attracted to those butt cheeks?
[00:56:46]  Do you like that?
[00:56:46]  Do you like what you say?
[00:56:47]  Do you like your man to be caked up like that?
[00:56:50]  I don't think I have a butt preference.
[00:56:52]  Okay.
[00:56:52]  He is a so that it's just going away because he's got a whole lot of ass.
[00:56:56]  He's got a whole lot of ass.
[00:56:58]  You don't ever just go up and swat that.
[00:57:00]  Did you ever show it?
[00:57:01]  Oh, I hit him a lot.
[00:57:02]  I would like to make that.
[00:57:02]  I do hit him.
[00:57:05]  Wait, okay.
[00:57:06]  Specify.
[00:57:07]  When you say everywhere and anywhere I hit him.
[00:57:09]  You punch him in the bar.
[00:57:10]  Especially when I'm mad.
[00:57:11]  No, you're going further.
[00:57:13]  Open palm.
[00:57:14]  Okay.
[00:57:15]  So you strike him.
[00:57:17]  I strike him throughout the day.
[00:57:18]  Yeah.
[00:57:18]  Anywhere.
[00:57:19]  When he's bad.
[00:57:20]  Okay.
[00:57:21]  Okay.
[00:57:21]  It seems like you're just abusing him.
[00:57:23]  Does it bounce back?
[00:57:24]  Does it ricochet back at you sometimes that you get it?
[00:57:26]  Austin, you want so much information about him.
[00:57:29]  Look, Ludwig is.
[00:57:31]  Look, nothing is more attractive, unattractive to me than a straight man.
[00:57:35]  Freudian!
[00:57:36]  Than a straight man, okay?
[00:57:38]  If you're straight, it's off limits, period.
[00:57:41]  Like, look at us on.
[00:57:42]  You know, not interested.

=== Punching Larry David (05:13) ===

[00:57:44]  Right.
[00:57:44]  Yeah.
[00:57:45]  Okay.
[00:57:46]  It'd be like, that's so weird.
[00:57:48]  We're like brothers.
[00:57:49]  Actually, have you seen my Lotus?
[00:57:52]  I mean, I would touch anyone's butt.
[00:57:53]  That's my, like, a girl.
[00:57:56]  I would also touch any guy's butt.
[00:57:58]  You want me to touch it right now?
[00:57:59]  No, I'm sick.
[00:58:01]  What is happening?
[00:58:02]  I don't think it has to be sexual.
[00:58:03]  You can touch his butt.
[00:58:04]  Yeah, you can platonically shit.
[00:58:05]  Yeah, like a fucking platonically touch.
[00:58:08]  Give it a smack.
[00:58:09]  Yeah.
[00:58:10]  I was just trying to make him feel better.
[00:58:12]  I think he was feeling a little gay about it.
[00:58:14]  Yeah.
[00:58:15]  So I was going to bring up, again, didn't go to Coachella.
[00:58:19]  Disappointed because one of my favorite bands, Green Day, played at Coachella, and I can't go to Weekend 2.
[00:58:26]  Well, one of my favorite songs from Green Day is American Idiot.
[00:58:30]  And one, I got to thinking last night.
[00:58:32]  I was like, I, you know what a shirt that would go so fucking hard is a lyric from that song.
[00:58:41]  Maybe I'm the faggot America on a shirt go really fucking hard.
[00:58:50]  And it probably exists.
[00:58:53]  But then I got to thinking, what if it started a movement and all of a sudden, like Deborah's and Karen's, it became like a staple of liberal resistance and all those Deborahs and Karens.
[00:59:06]  And then they nominate you.
[00:59:07]  Yeah.
[00:59:08]  Who made the shirt?
[00:59:09]  Yep.
[00:59:10]  To be president.
[00:59:11]  Yeah.
[00:59:12]  And then you make it illegal to be straight.
[00:59:14]  Yeah.
[00:59:15]  Speaking of which, I'm warming up to the idea of you running for office.
[00:59:20]  Why?
[00:59:21]  Because I'd like a cabinet position.
[00:59:23]  Oh, I want to go to the governor's ball.
[00:59:26]  Yeah.
[00:59:27]  We want to go to the White House.
[00:59:28]  I'd like to be the DOT secretary, Department of Transportation Secretary.
[00:59:33]  Okay.
[00:59:34]  Just so you can, you know, put your fingers, grummy little fingers over the airplanes.
[00:59:38]  That's what you want to do.
[00:59:39]  Yeah, would you hire us in the administration?
[00:59:41]  I don't want to be in the administration.
[00:59:42]  But can I go to the governor's ball?
[00:59:44]  No.
[00:59:44]  Why?
[00:59:44]  That's stupid.
[00:59:45]  You're not allowed anywhere near me.
[00:59:47]  Why are you being mean?
[00:59:48]  Yeah.
[00:59:49]  Why can't she go?
[00:59:50]  Why am I being mean?
[00:59:51]  Are you going to, if you became president, would you forget about us?
[00:59:54]  Yes.
[00:59:55]  What the heck?
[00:59:56]  You wouldn't.
[00:59:57]  Okay, question.
[00:59:58]  I'm not becoming president.
[00:59:59]  Can you deny?
[00:59:59]  Can you confirm or deny that you will run for office?
[01:00:02]  Yes, I can.
[01:00:03]  I can deny it.
[01:00:04]  I'm not running for office.
[01:00:05]  Ever, senator?
[01:00:06]  Never.
[01:00:07]  Will you run for office?
[01:00:09]  I don't know.
[01:00:12]  Now, there's no shot.
[01:00:14]  Head of your intelligence agency.
[01:00:17]  Ooh.
[01:00:19]  Come on, just run for president.
[01:00:20]  Stop being a pussy.
[01:00:22]  That's how that's not how this works.
[01:00:24]  That would be such a cool anime ending to our friendship.
[01:00:27]  If you became the president, made me the first person.
[01:00:29]  We would still have to do the podcast.
[01:00:30]  And then you'd get a Saxon name, Sassani.
[01:00:32]  And then you'd kill me.
[01:00:32]  Would we do the pod?
[01:00:33]  We'd have to move to Washington, D.C. We'd do the pod.
[01:00:35]  I'd move to Washington, D.C. Ooh, I don't know about that.
[01:00:39]  If he was the president, we could do it from the Oval Office.
[01:00:43]  You could fly in.
[01:00:44]  Air Force One.
[01:00:45]  Oh my God.
[01:00:46]  Could you give me the jet?
[01:00:47]  I'll take it to fucking Cabo for the weekend.
[01:00:50]  Air Force One.
[01:00:52]  Come on.
[01:00:52]  He can't be president.
[01:00:53]  He doesn't know how to golf.
[01:00:55]  That's true.
[01:00:55]  I don't.
[01:00:56]  I don't know how to golf.
[01:00:57]  That would probably give me a leg up, though, because I'd have to do presidential shit instead of golfing.
[01:01:01]  Stupid.
[01:01:02]  Well, ladies and gentlemen, families back together.
[01:01:04]  Families back together.
[01:01:06]  I want to give you the floor.
[01:01:09]  Any wisdom you can share with people?
[01:01:11]  She hates those.
[01:01:12]  Turns out if your dad sneezes on you, you will get a cold.
[01:01:15]  So ask him not too nicely.
[01:01:17]  Not in like a funny way, because then he'll keep doing it.
[01:01:20]  And also, I found out that Seinfeld, I really like it.
[01:01:24]  I've been re-watching it.
[01:01:25]  Good show.
[01:01:27]  But Larry David was too afraid to be Jerry Seinfeld in the show.
[01:01:32]  And so he had Seinfeld play Seinfeld.
[01:01:35]  And then Seinfeld got really famous off of Larry David.
[01:01:38]  And sometimes you should take your own shots.
[01:01:40]  Well, he did.
[01:01:40]  He had Jason Alexander play his character.
[01:01:42]  No, yeah.
[01:01:43]  He was supposed to.
[01:01:44]  Yeah, he was supposed to be Jason Alexander.
[01:01:46]  Okay, I got this information from stupid ass Caroline.
[01:01:50]  So how do you feel now?
[01:01:51]  He's supposed to be George.
[01:01:53]  Why did she tell me that?
[01:01:54]  No, no, she didn't.
[01:01:55]  I think you misunderstood what she was saying.
[01:01:59]  You absolutely did.
[01:02:00]  Well, Jason Alexander ended up in Pretty Woman.
[01:02:03]  And so don't miss the shots you should have taken.
[01:02:06]  But then Larry Bird, no, Larry David wasn't afraid to be in Larry Bird.
[01:02:11]  Curb Your Enthusiasm.
[01:02:12]  So sometimes it just takes a while to get some confidence.
[01:02:14]  And maybe you're just a Larry David.
[01:02:18]  Can we get that with one of those like scrolls with like the inspirational music?
[01:02:22]  Thanks for watching.
[01:02:24]  Thank you.
[01:02:25]  See ya.
[01:02:27]  There are people they'll complain about.
[01:02:28]  What happened over here when I was gone?
[01:02:30]  Oh.
[01:02:31]  Did you had a jerk-off competition?
[01:02:34]  I got first.
[01:02:35]  It was crazy.
[01:02:36]  You super missed out.
[01:02:37]  Oh, you definitely fucking spilled.
[01:02:38]  You definitely spilled it.
[01:02:40]  You can't jerk it.
[01:02:43]  Why does it smell like soup in this entire room?
[01:02:45]  There's soup everywhere, okay, idiot.
[01:02:49]  Where were you?
[01:02:51]  He was pooping.
[01:02:52]  I knew it.
[01:02:52]  I knew it.
[01:02:54]  You were pooping?
[01:02:55]  Yeah.
[01:02:55]  You're off your schedule.
[01:02:57]  I am.
[01:02:57]  What is going on?