Fear& - Pokimane Saves Girlypop Nation | Fear&
Aired: 2025-03-17
Duration: 01:16:53


=== Welcome Back To Fear Ann (02:25) ===

[00:00:00]  He gave his whole life for you, Hassan.
[00:00:01]  He kidnap.
[00:00:02]  You're talking about Jesus Christ?
[00:00:04]  Jesus is a robber.
[00:00:05]  Well, I thought Ola probably did too, right?
[00:00:24]  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Fear Ann podcast where I am doing the intro and not Hassan Piker.
[00:00:34]  A lot of people that tuned in last week, Pokey, he did the intro, didn't even know we were starting the podcast.
[00:00:39]  Yeah, they were like, what the hell's going on?
[00:00:41]  Oh.
[00:00:41]  Yeah, so we suffered a little bit of an analytics.
[00:00:45]  It was a little lag in the start of our retention of this channel.
[00:00:51]  And this is an intervention.
[00:00:53]  Yes, it is.
[00:00:54]  I didn't want him to have that because he took some time off on the podcast.
[00:00:58]  And I wanted to punish him.
[00:01:00]  One episode.
[00:01:00]  Yeah, I wanted to punish him.
[00:01:02]  I do know that this is a contentious topic on the podcast.
[00:01:05]  Yes.
[00:01:06]  The Austin lifestyle versus the Hassan lifestyle.
[00:01:09]  I actually thought that could be a good point for us to talk about.
[00:01:11]  Versus stray people.
[00:01:12]  Yes.
[00:01:13]  Yes, very much.
[00:01:14]  Exactly.
[00:01:14]  You're going to hell.
[00:01:15]  Let's discuss.
[00:01:16]  No, no, no.
[00:01:17]  The monthly vacation versus the yearly vacation.
[00:01:20]  Yeah.
[00:01:21]  I don't know.
[00:01:21]  And my goal in life is to be right in between.
[00:01:24]  Okay, so you're in between our multiple lifestyle.
[00:01:27]  I don't know.
[00:01:27]  I think mine's, I think you should try the every week vacation thing.
[00:01:30]  Introduce our guest.
[00:01:32]  Well, before we go any further, thank you.
[00:01:35]  Before we go any further, before I was rudely interrupted by Hassan, I'd like to welcome Pokemon to the podcast.
[00:01:41]  Woo!
[00:01:43]  Many have described you as the Beyoncé of the space.
[00:01:49]  Many being Austin.
[00:01:51]  God bless them, love them with my whole heart.
[00:01:54]  My whole heart.
[00:01:54]  I have.
[00:01:55]  Or Lady Gaga.
[00:01:56]  Some have said that.
[00:01:58]  Why not?
[00:01:59]  Some have said that.
[00:02:00]  Some have said both.
[00:02:03]  Yes.
[00:02:04]  Yes.
[00:02:06]  That's a good new nickname for me.
[00:02:07]  Thank you.
[00:02:08]  Welcome to the show.
[00:02:09]  Please refer to me as Bianca from here on out for the whole episode.
[00:02:12]  We absolutely will.
[00:02:13]  And it's such a pleasure to have you in the wake of our co-host, Cutie Cinderella, who has perished from a self-suck incident.
[00:02:23]  Yeah, we're hosting trials.

=== The Almond Soda Surprise (10:44) ===

[00:02:25]  Oh, we don't like to say it.
[00:02:27]  Can I say I was actually so excited to fill for the leader of Girly Pop Nation today.
[00:02:33]  Yes.
[00:02:34]  I feel so good taking on that responsibility, and I hope to make you guys proud.
[00:02:39]  I hope to make you guys proud.
[00:02:40]  Phil, this is a tryout, Poke.
[00:02:44]  Yeah, last week we had Tariyami, and this week we had Pokemon.
[00:02:48]  We're just, you know, next week, Lady Gaga.
[00:02:52]  Everybody wants a piece of the Fearan podcast.
[00:02:54]  They want the seat.
[00:02:56]  You saw the line of women outside.
[00:02:57]  Yeah.
[00:02:58]  Right?
[00:02:58]  Well, there were actually several men.
[00:03:01]  Oh, really?
[00:03:02]  I thought I recognized one.
[00:03:03]  I didn't.
[00:03:05]  Yeah, our estrogen levels are crashing.
[00:03:07]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:07]  Yeah, we need some girly pop.
[00:03:10]  Lucky for you guys.
[00:03:11]  My hormonal imbalance is going to make up for it all.
[00:03:13]  Okay, so.
[00:03:14]  So much estrogen.
[00:03:15]  Let's go.
[00:03:16]  Thank you.
[00:03:17]  Thank you.
[00:03:18]  I tried.
[00:03:18]  The problem is, is like I'm a gay man.
[00:03:21]  And I. Wait.
[00:03:22]  Yeah.
[00:03:22]  Really?
[00:03:23]  I know.
[00:03:24]  Yeah, it's hard.
[00:03:24]  It's hard.
[00:03:25]  It's messed up.
[00:03:25]  But I usually, I code switch.
[00:03:27]  So I need a girl to bring the vibes a little bit more.
[00:03:31]  What happened to your voice, Austin?
[00:03:32]  Yeah, you look like you're out all night drinking.
[00:03:34]  Wait, because he was quite fast.
[00:03:36]  Yes.
[00:03:36]  Because he was.
[00:03:37]  Were you out all night drinking?
[00:03:38]  Wait, hold on.
[00:03:39]  Your eyes are like half closed.
[00:03:41]  Wait, hold on.
[00:03:42]  Wait, hold on.
[00:03:43]  I didn't know it was obvious.
[00:03:44]  I even put a little...
[00:03:46]  I put a little Austin.
[00:03:47]  You're like this.
[00:03:48]  It's so nice.
[00:03:51]  You do seem a little eepe.
[00:03:53]  Okay, hold on.
[00:03:54]  You can't even say Polyp.
[00:03:56]  Your voice is the worst I've ever heard.
[00:03:57]  Sealer under my eyes to try to half close.
[00:04:01]  Yes, I was okay.
[00:04:04]  We met.
[00:04:05]  Look, I went out with a gay couple last night.
[00:04:07]  Yeah.
[00:04:07]  And it was so nice.
[00:04:08]  And we started, we were like, let's start with happy hour, five o'clock.
[00:04:13]  Sure.
[00:04:13]  So we're like, we'll go to happy hour, then we'll go to dinner.
[00:04:16]  You started at five o'clock.
[00:04:18]  So we started with wine and happy hour.
[00:04:20]  Then we went to dinner where we had a couple more bottles of wine.
[00:04:23]  Yeah.
[00:04:24]  And then we're like, well, it's too early to go to the clubs.
[00:04:26]  So then we went back to the room for champagne.
[00:04:29]  And then you still went to children.
[00:04:30]  You can just say you went on a battery.
[00:04:32]  No, and then we went to the club.
[00:04:34]  You're acting like alcohol surprised you.
[00:04:36]  Like we went to a dinner and then, oh my, well, it's open.
[00:04:40]  And then we went to another button.
[00:04:42]  Oh my God.
[00:04:43]  Yeah.
[00:04:43]  Well, yeah.
[00:04:44]  What you're describing is an insane amount of alcohol.
[00:04:48]  You went on a bender.
[00:04:49]  Really?
[00:04:49]  I wasn't even hungover this year.
[00:04:51]  I would love to know how you guys define bender.
[00:04:54]  What is the difference between a good night out and a bender?
[00:04:57]  He said bottles.
[00:04:58]  They plural.
[00:04:59]  Yeah.
[00:04:59]  He said bottles plural.
[00:05:01]  I didn't know.
[00:05:01]  So much bottles at the end.
[00:05:02]  At dinner, mind you, I did finish them by myself.
[00:05:04]  And then you went out to the club afterwards.
[00:05:05]  Yeah.
[00:05:06]  How many drinks did you have last night?
[00:05:07]  I don't remember.
[00:05:08]  I didn't blackout.
[00:05:09]  Less than 10.
[00:05:09]  Oh, less than 10.
[00:05:11]  He's lying.
[00:05:12]  He's lying.
[00:05:13]  You went on a bend.
[00:05:14]  Come on.
[00:05:14]  Come on.
[00:05:15]  You went on a bender.
[00:05:16]  Unless.
[00:05:17]  Unless, yeah.
[00:05:18]  Unless it was more than 10.
[00:05:20]  You said you started at five.
[00:05:22]  That's like Will and I in Japan.
[00:05:24]  I mean, yeah.
[00:05:24]  No, I started flying.
[00:05:26]  And it's only dog shit when you woke up this night.
[00:05:29]  No, I actually, well, I switched.
[00:05:31]  At one point, I was like, oh my God.
[00:05:34]  It was after a double shot of tequila.
[00:05:36]  Are you still drunk?
[00:05:37]  No.
[00:05:37]  That's what it is.
[00:05:38]  Hair the dog.
[00:05:39]  That would be kind of like hair the dog.
[00:05:40]  No, no, no.
[00:05:41]  I'm sober.
[00:05:42]  I switched to soda water.
[00:05:43]  Okay.
[00:05:43]  Because people were like, have another drink.
[00:05:45]  And I'm like, I got one.
[00:05:46]  I was like, but nobody knew what the fuck it was.
[00:05:48]  I was just pouring soda water in.
[00:05:50]  I hate soda water.
[00:05:51]  I had a good time.
[00:05:52]  I like that.
[00:05:52]  It wasn't.
[00:05:53]  I feel like it's such an alley thing to come to LA and then all of a sudden be like, sparkling, please.
[00:05:57]  Yeah, it's not like that.
[00:05:58]  Like sparkling water, soda water.
[00:05:59]  I can't.
[00:06:00]  It's a recovering alcoholic trick.
[00:06:01]  You get a soda water and you put a dow, like a touch of okay, but how many people are recovering alcoholics that drink soda water?
[00:06:08]  Can I admit that?
[00:06:09]  Almost?
[00:06:10]  Yeah, because it looks like it's okay.
[00:06:11]  That makes more sense.
[00:06:12]  It looks like your hand is occupied.
[00:06:14]  It looks like you're still drinking.
[00:06:15]  So you're like still social and you don't like come across as like weird.
[00:06:18]  I am not a recovering alcoholic, but I go through like a case of LaCroix a day.
[00:06:23]  It's a really bad habit.
[00:06:24]  Case controversial.
[00:06:26]  Do you like Sprite?
[00:06:28]  No, not really.
[00:06:29]  I love Sprite.
[00:06:30]  That's my favorite thing.
[00:06:31]  But he doesn't have a sweet.
[00:06:32]  I surprise you like La Croix.
[00:06:34]  La Croix.
[00:06:35]  Sorry.
[00:06:35]  LaCroix.
[00:06:36]  It's La Croix.
[00:06:37]  I slam a pomple mousse like every hour.
[00:06:41]  Is it a texture thing, a mouthfeel thing?
[00:06:43]  I just like to be consuming something.
[00:06:45]  And the fact that it's zero calorie makes me feel good about it.
[00:06:48]  And the fact that there's no aspartain in it also makes me feel like I'm not destroying my brains.
[00:06:53]  Have you ever thought of buying those things where you're able to make the soda water at home?
[00:06:57]  Or like the carbonated water?
[00:07:00]  No, we don't do soda streams.
[00:07:01]  BDS.
[00:07:02]  Oh, okay.
[00:07:03]  BDS?
[00:07:03]  BDS.
[00:07:04]  Boycott Divestments and Sanctions.
[00:07:06]  Yeah, boys.
[00:07:06]  It's an Israeli company.
[00:07:07]  We have Soda Stream sends Raytheon missiles.
[00:07:10]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:07:12]  We don't do Starbucks.
[00:07:13]  I learned so much on this pod.
[00:07:15]  I'm so happy to be here.
[00:07:16]  No, I know.
[00:07:16]  It's a minefield out there.
[00:07:18]  You got to be careful.
[00:07:18]  You never know what you're going to be supporting or funding.
[00:07:21]  That's right.
[00:07:22]  You never know.
[00:07:22]  Yeah, Austin is a nervous wrecker.
[00:07:24]  No, I am.
[00:07:25]  He's like, am I consuming something unethical?
[00:07:27]  Yeah, no.
[00:07:28]  No, I'm not like that.
[00:07:29]  I feel like I know the big ones, but not the details.
[00:07:31]  Yeah.
[00:07:31]  But it's good to run and buy Hassan.
[00:07:33]  Every time I need to buy something, I'll just send you a very long text.
[00:07:36]  If he'll fucking, if he responds.
[00:07:38]  I'm responsive.
[00:07:40]  I was like, next thing, next thing, by the time he responds, like, you could have been funding another war.
[00:07:45]  Yeah.
[00:07:45]  Oh, good God.
[00:07:46]  Okay.
[00:07:47]  Like, he responds to half of my shit.
[00:07:50]  I went out last night.
[00:07:51]  What?
[00:07:51]  You went out, Jesus?
[00:07:52]  Yes, that's right.
[00:07:53]  You went out?
[00:07:54]  You went out of here?
[00:07:55]  Yeah, I did.
[00:07:55]  Without me?
[00:07:56]  I was out too.
[00:07:57]  We didn't even know you were in LA.
[00:07:59]  You don't tell me you're in LA.
[00:08:00]  What do you mean?
[00:08:00]  I'm here for the podcast.
[00:08:02]  Of course, I was here.
[00:08:02]  You literally.
[00:08:03]  You could have flown in this morning.
[00:08:04]  I think that's what you did last night.
[00:08:06]  I just want to ask you.
[00:08:06]  He does usually do that, but now he's been doing the second thing, which is more annoying.
[00:08:11]  No, you texted me that you were here later.
[00:08:14]  No, hold on.
[00:08:14]  Let me show you.
[00:08:15]  I love that the first app that opens the Snapchat.
[00:08:17]  Yeah.
[00:08:17]  Yeah.
[00:08:18]  Okay.
[00:08:19]  The thing that he's been doing recently is telling me that he's in Los Angeles after he's been in LA for an extended period of time without even informing me.
[00:08:28]  And he doesn't even stay with me.
[00:08:29]  Like, I'm like, Austin, why don't you come stay with me yesterday?
[00:08:30]  Yesterday, 8:52 a.m.
[00:08:33]  Are you in LA, Hassan?
[00:08:35]  Me.
[00:08:36]  Yes.
[00:08:36]  Yeah, we had already gone out at that point.
[00:08:38]  No, that was yesterday.
[00:08:40]  Yeah.
[00:08:40]  8:52 a.m.
[00:08:41]  Yeah.
[00:08:41]  Oh, 8:52 a.m.
[00:08:43]  Not P. A.M.
[00:08:44]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:44]  You went out last night.
[00:08:45]  You didn't even invite me.
[00:08:46]  So you knew.
[00:08:47]  You knew to be fair.
[00:08:48]  We went to a friend's very small birthday.
[00:08:51]  Oh, wait.
[00:08:51]  At a pool, at a pool bar.
[00:08:54]  You know what?
[00:08:54]  I take it back.
[00:08:55]  Will invited me.
[00:08:56]  Oh, Will invited you.
[00:08:59]  There's so many plot twists in your guys' friendship.
[00:09:02]  Yeah, come out.
[00:09:02]  We're going to a friend's birthday party.
[00:09:04]  Why did you invite him?
[00:09:07]  I'm getting.
[00:09:08]  Can you believe this asshole?
[00:09:09]  No, I kind of can't, actually, because this story has flipped three ways already.
[00:09:14]  It's been two minutes.
[00:09:15]  We went out to a friend's birthday.
[00:09:18]  A friend of both Will and mine, I've known him for around 15 years at this point.
[00:09:22]  We went to college together, and he apparently, his own words, texted a close group of friends to see who would show up, which is kind of sad.
[00:09:32]  Like as a test.
[00:09:34]  Yeah.
[00:09:35]  And I had totally forgotten.
[00:09:36]  So luckily, Will was.
[00:09:37]  I invited him.
[00:09:38]  He said he was in his underpants.
[00:09:39]  I feel like that's very Will behavior.
[00:09:41]  He'll remember.
[00:09:42]  Yeah, he did.
[00:09:42]  And he'll let you know.
[00:09:42]  And he hit me up and it was like, oh, you want me to pick you up?
[00:09:44]  I was like, hell yeah, thank you.
[00:09:46]  And then we went and it was awesome.
[00:09:47]  Yeah.
[00:09:48]  It was great seeing old friends.
[00:09:49]  I ordered a cartoonishly love large club sandwich and just little club sandwich like a like Bug's bunny.
[00:09:57]  Like I opened my mouth to like I did want to do it.
[00:10:02]  Oh, I hear the Minecraft eat sound.
[00:10:05]  It was like this big.
[00:10:07]  It was crazy.
[00:10:08]  It was long.
[00:10:08]  So really you went to dinner.
[00:10:10]  You didn't go out?
[00:10:11]  No, no, no.
[00:10:12]  We went to a bar.
[00:10:13]  Yeah.
[00:10:13]  We went to a bar.
[00:10:14]  Did you have a beer?
[00:10:15]  Yeah, I did.
[00:10:16]  I did, as a matter of fact.
[00:10:17]  I had a tall boy of Guinness.
[00:10:19]  And we reminisced.
[00:10:20]  Wait, speaking of eating, I know you can't eat.
[00:10:23]  But I did.
[00:10:24]  You brought snacks?
[00:10:26]  Of course.
[00:10:27]  How are you guys?
[00:10:27]  I would like to apologize because when you got here, I offered you food.
[00:10:32]  Oh, yeah, we're no longer friends, actually.
[00:10:34]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:10:35]  And then I also offered you water.
[00:10:37]  Do you think that's so nice?
[00:10:38]  Ivan is fasting for Ramadan for those of you at home who are wondering.
[00:10:42]  But they're not offended if you're like, would you like food?
[00:10:45]  Yeah, it's actually like, oh, you're thinking of me.
[00:10:46]  Thank you.
[00:10:48]  I just want to make sure I'm not going to be able to do it.
[00:10:48]  I'm fasting.
[00:10:50]  Now, I know Tara brought you guys baklava too, but like every country has baklava.
[00:10:55]  So at least enjoy ours.
[00:10:58]  Is this Moroccan?
[00:10:59]  Yes.
[00:10:59]  So Moroccan baklava, Moroccan cookies, which are mostly almond and sometimes other things.
[00:11:06]  And these are sort of orange slices with like cinnamon and okay, let me tell you something, okay?
[00:11:11]  I'm going to be very honest about the baklava.
[00:11:15]  Are we trying to fight?
[00:11:16]  Because we might.
[00:11:17]  We might have to fight.
[00:11:19]  Here's what happened.
[00:11:20]  That was really worth it.
[00:11:21]  Marshall and the cheese.
[00:11:23]  Tara brought us Persian baklava, and she knew that it wasn't going to be that good in comparison to the Turkish baklava.
[00:11:30]  So if this, I'm about to taste this and be very honest on it.
[00:11:33]  I don't know if you're going to do it right if it matches the standards of Turkish.
[00:11:36]  We honey everything up.
[00:11:38]  So she's going to be pretty sweet.
[00:11:40]  No.
[00:11:40]  Let's see.
[00:11:41]  I've had a lot of baklava.
[00:11:42]  You like?
[00:11:43]  Wild.
[00:11:50]  Let's do the text for the movie.
[00:11:53]  Yeah.
[00:11:53]  Yeah.
[00:11:53]  Toast pretty good, right?
[00:11:56]  Okay, the baklava is wild.
[00:11:58]  No, let me tell you, Pokey.
[00:12:00]  There's a man with Lebanese blood coursing through his veins.
[00:12:05]  All right.
[00:12:06]  The Middle Eastern side of the table.
[00:12:07]  Middle Eastern, yeah.
[00:12:08]  Yeah.
[00:12:08]  Middle Eastern side of the table.
[00:12:10]  I can tell you, although it pains me, this is the best baklava.
[00:12:15]  That was very good.
[00:12:17]  I'm so glad you guys enjoyed it.
[00:12:18]  I'm sorry to my Lebanese.
[00:12:20]  It's good.
[00:12:22]  Thank you, Hassan.
[00:12:23]  The Turk in him will not allow him to.
[00:12:26]  Okay, good is good enough in my mind because I know even that took a lot to say.
[00:12:32]  Okay, I tried to ask my mom once, like, what are in Moroccan desserts?
[00:12:37]  And I'll point at one and she'll say almond.
[00:12:41]  And I'll point at another and she'll say almond.
[00:12:47]  And I'll be like, okay, what's inside?
[00:12:49]  She'll be like, almond.
[00:12:51]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:12:52]  There's three different types there.
[00:12:53]  So they're just almond.
[00:12:55]  So all like the key ingredient.
[00:12:58]  Oh, it's really good.
[00:13:00]  In all of those, like, little cookies and treats and stuff.
[00:13:02]  This specifically are, they're like orange slices.
[00:13:05]  Yeah, it would suck to have a nice cookie beans in Morocco.
[00:13:08]  Yeah.
[00:13:09]  You're really bound.

=== Technically Sound Cheese (05:50) ===

[00:13:10]  You're just taken out immediately.
[00:13:11]  Sorry about that.
[00:13:12]  Did you make this?
[00:13:12]  No, no, no, no.
[00:13:13]  But this is a place that I order from frequently.
[00:13:16]  In a tin.
[00:13:18]  All right, look.
[00:13:19]  Can we pretend though?
[00:13:20]  She's so marketed.
[00:13:22]  I would love to be my child wife here.
[00:13:24]  I really would.
[00:13:24]  I really would.
[00:13:26]  This one is really good.
[00:13:28]  The cookie?
[00:13:29]  The almond cookie is really good.
[00:13:31]  There's almond in there, by the way.
[00:13:32]  I tell you what.
[00:13:34]  This tastes delicious.
[00:13:35]  The almond orange cookies?
[00:13:37]  I love the way you're shape.
[00:13:39]  I'll tell you what.
[00:13:41]  Gives me a look.
[00:13:42]  This tasted.
[00:13:43]  It was almost seductive.
[00:13:45]  Great delivery, Austin.
[00:13:46]  This one is.
[00:13:47]  Wait, is this a citrus slice?
[00:13:49]  Yes.
[00:13:49]  With almond and cinnamon?
[00:13:51]  Yeah, and just random things about it.
[00:13:54]  I also brought a snack.
[00:13:55]  Really?
[00:13:56]  Thank you so much for your snacks.
[00:13:57]  They were fantastic.
[00:13:59]  Marsh, would you please play the header?
[00:14:00]  Because this is a very controversial snack.
[00:14:02]  It's got a story.
[00:14:03]  Go ahead and play this.
[00:14:04]  Oh, oh, well.
[00:14:07]  Well, my stomach hurts.
[00:14:09]  What?
[00:14:09]  And I don't know where to find an in-network doctor.
[00:14:13]  What should I do?
[00:14:14]  Austin Show, I thought you're a hypochondriac.
[00:14:16]  You know where to do this, but I thought you'd know about ZocDoc.
[00:14:19]  Zock Doc?
[00:14:20]  That's right.
[00:14:21]  Zoc Doc.
[00:14:21]  It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment.
[00:14:30]  Now, I want to choose from a few different doctors.
[00:14:33]  I don't want to just have one option.
[00:14:35]  How many options do I have with Zock Doc?
[00:14:37]  Listen, Zoc Doc's gotcha.
[00:14:39]  So you got to stop putting off those doctors' appointments and go to zocdoc.com slash fear to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today of your choice.
[00:14:49]  That's ZOCDOC.com slash fear.
[00:14:55]  ZocDoc.com slash fear.
[00:14:59]  ZocDoc.com slash slash fear.
[00:15:03]  Slash fear.
[00:15:04]  Slash fear.
[00:15:05]  Got a story.
[00:15:06]  Go ahead and play this.
[00:15:07]  And this afternoon's bright spot is all about cheese.
[00:15:10]  Wisconsin may be the dairy capital in the world, but this year's top cheese hails from right here in Connecticut.
[00:15:15]  That's right.
[00:15:16]  Arethusa Farms and Bantam has won the 2025 U.S. Championship Cheese Contest.
[00:15:22]  It's bullshit.
[00:15:24]  It's bullshit.
[00:15:25]  As a Wisconsin cheese bed, I think it's unimaginable cruelty to allow Connecticut to win this.
[00:15:40]  It's a lot of effort, but it's such a rewarding feeling to know that others feel that it's such a technically sound product.
[00:15:50]  Yeah, this is a very technically sound cheese.
[00:15:52]  So go ahead and pause that, Marsh.
[00:15:55]  He's talking about a dairy product, but it sounds like he's talking about like a language learning machine.
[00:15:59]  Like randomness.
[00:16:02]  Whoa.
[00:16:02]  The Falcon 6.
[00:16:04]  Yeah, we were.
[00:16:04]  Listen.
[00:16:05]  So this is a Cheese Cup winner from Connecticut, which is very controversial.
[00:16:12]  Yes, why?
[00:16:13]  Because the Wisconsinites of our country think that any cheese outside of Wisconsin is subpop.
[00:16:19]  Listen, I'm not from Wisconsin, but I have a lot of feelings on this issue because I'm a big cheese head.
[00:16:24]  And as a big cheese head, I haven't tasted this yet, but I already know that the jurors have been fraudulent at the cheese competition since 2023 when an aged Gouda, also from Connecticut, won in the cheese championship.
[00:16:39]  That was also a hot button year for cheese heads.
[00:16:42]  And I believe that I believe that the integrity of the United States cheese competition needs to be addressed.
[00:16:54]  Yeah.
[00:16:56]  This smell is strong.
[00:16:58]  Well, you know, for later.
[00:17:02]  This person's going to smell like a shoe.
[00:17:05]  Okay, this actually smells like a cheese.
[00:17:07]  So what cheese is this?
[00:17:09]  This is the Connecticut cheese.
[00:17:10]  The winning cheese.
[00:17:10]  This is the winning cheese.
[00:17:12]  This is the winning cheese.
[00:17:13]  All right, here we go.
[00:17:14]  Here we go.
[00:17:14]  In 2023, it was Gouda.
[00:17:17]  Thank you.
[00:17:21]  That is an intense cheese.
[00:17:23]  Oh, that's fucking amazing.
[00:17:24]  I just came back from Paris and they also have such strong cheese, but like when it tastes so strong, I don't really know what I'm looking for.
[00:17:32]  That is an intense cheese.
[00:17:33]  What's good about it?
[00:17:35]  It's a little product.
[00:17:36]  Yeah, it's a very technically sound product.
[00:17:38]  Wow.
[00:17:38]  Okay, this is the notes.
[00:17:41]  Okay, what notes?
[00:17:42]  What notes?
[00:17:43]  Do you have any crackers?
[00:17:45]  Okay, let me tell you something.
[00:17:46]  It's perfectly creamy.
[00:17:48]  Yeah.
[00:17:49]  And yet not fatty, not so fatty that it would disturb the delicate texture.
[00:17:58]  It's like a nuclear bomb of flavor.
[00:18:00]  It's a really good.
[00:18:02]  I mean, I think this also might be a Gouda or an MNOL, but it is very, very good.
[00:18:08]  It's a very technically sound cheese.
[00:18:10]  I'm going to look it up.
[00:18:11]  Hold on.
[00:18:13]  Is this the wrapper?
[00:18:14]  Yeah, that's the rind.
[00:18:16]  Do I eat it?
[00:18:17]  You can throw that in your mouth.
[00:18:18]  Go ahead.
[00:18:18]  Oh, okay.
[00:18:19]  Okay.
[00:18:20]  Really can't eat.
[00:18:20]  I don't know.
[00:18:21]  For the record, the United States Championship Cheese Contest is the nation's premier cheese contest.
[00:18:26]  Yes.
[00:18:27]  It's been around since 1981.
[00:18:28]  Right.
[00:18:29]  Okay.
[00:18:30]  And this year's cheese contest was also held in Green Bay, Wisconsin.
[00:18:36]  Yeah.
[00:18:38]  And I want to see what the, I want to see what the technology is.
[00:18:43]  It's a very technically sound cheese.
[00:18:45]  Okay, no, I need to give you more.
[00:18:47]  I'm going to give you more of this.
[00:18:48]  What's up?
[00:18:49]  I thought you were joking around when you said you were a cheesehead.
[00:18:51]  No, he's a cheese head.
[00:18:52]  I love cheese.
[00:18:53]  This was a really good cheese.
[00:18:55]  Holy crap.
[00:18:56]  It was good.
[00:18:57]  That was delicious.
[00:18:58]  I can't, dude, I can't wait to give you a chance.

=== United States Cheese Contest (11:44) ===

[00:19:00]  The way I'm sat here fasting with three people going, bro, that was so yummy.
[00:19:04]  That was the yummy thing I was doing.
[00:19:05]  I'm fucked up.
[00:19:06]  Can I tell you how I felt?
[00:19:07]  No, no, no.
[00:19:08]  I think it's a very funny thing.
[00:19:10]  Next week's food I'm bringing is the most expensive bottled water in the world.
[00:19:14]  Oh, she bring an item every time?
[00:19:15]  Well, I'm waiting for you to.
[00:19:17]  But she can't drink water either.
[00:19:19]  She's fasting.
[00:19:20]  You can't have water.
[00:19:21]  She's fasting.
[00:19:21]  I don't know that.
[00:19:22]  Well, fasting, usually you can have water.
[00:19:24]  No.
[00:19:25]  Intermittent fasting.
[00:19:26]  Yeah.
[00:19:27]  So, actually, let's talk about it.
[00:19:29]  This will be educational for everyone here.
[00:19:32]  Can you explain to us what fasting is?
[00:19:35]  Here's the thing.
[00:19:36]  I keep looking up cheese fast.
[00:19:38]  I don't mind talking about the fact that I'm fasting, but if we get into a religious debate, I'm going to jump out the window.
[00:19:43]  No, it's not going to be a debate.
[00:19:44]  No, don't worry.
[00:19:45]  It's so informative.
[00:19:46]  This is the entirety of Muslim world for a month out of the, I guess, what is it?
[00:19:53]  It's the lunar calendar.
[00:19:54]  Yes.
[00:19:54]  So it changes every year.
[00:19:56]  From sun up to sundown.
[00:19:58]  Don't eat any food.
[00:20:00]  Try not to swear.
[00:20:02]  And also don't eat.
[00:20:04]  It's very Lent vibes.
[00:20:06]  You try to be as good of a person as you can.
[00:20:08]  You give something up.
[00:20:10]  And for us, it's eating from sun up to sundown.
[00:20:13]  But you drink as much water, you eat as much food outside of those hours, and you're kosher.
[00:20:17]  So as long as the sun is down, you could just eat.
[00:20:19]  Oh, yeah, you could go kosher.
[00:20:21]  If you want, you could flip your sleep schedule.
[00:20:23]  That's a little bit cheating.
[00:20:25]  A lot of people do sleep a lot during Ramadan in the Muslim world.
[00:20:28]  I mean, you do be tired.
[00:20:29]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:20:30]  Wait, Hassan, have you ever fasted?
[00:20:31]  Yeah.
[00:20:32]  But just for fun, just to see what it's like.
[00:20:35]  Never, never for like really.
[00:20:36]  Have you ever made it through a full Ramadan?
[00:20:39]  No, no, 30 days in a row?
[00:20:40]  Absolutely not.
[00:20:41]  No, I've only fasted for like two, three days in a row, Max.
[00:20:44]  Well, Jesus is.
[00:20:45]  You get pretty used to it.
[00:20:45]  You're not really giving up much, are you?
[00:20:47]  No.
[00:20:48]  No, because I'm not like, you know, I'm not a committed believer.
[00:20:52]  He gave his whole life for you, Hassan.
[00:20:54]  Are you kidding me?
[00:20:54]  That's not.
[00:20:55]  You're talking about Jesus Christ?
[00:20:56]  No, Jesus is a robber.
[00:20:57]  Well, I thought Allah probably did too, right?
[00:21:00]  He just eyeballed it.
[00:21:02]  They kind of all do in a way, you know?
[00:21:05]  I mean, they're all sacrificing.
[00:21:07]  I don't know.
[00:21:07]  I feel like you mean Muhammad.
[00:21:09]  Oh, shit.
[00:21:10]  I mean, look, Allah is just God.
[00:21:12]  Well, yeah, but I thought he probably gave you something.
[00:21:15]  Someone sacrificed something.
[00:21:17]  Sure.
[00:21:17]  Every religion, that's how it goes.
[00:21:19]  Jesus did it.
[00:21:20]  Allah did it.
[00:21:21]  You just knew exactly what's happening.
[00:21:24]  Jesus is also considered a prophet under Islam.
[00:21:26]  That's right.
[00:21:27]  We recognize Jesus.
[00:21:28]  That's right.
[00:21:29]  Well, I know that.
[00:21:30]  But not that he is the son of God.
[00:21:32]  That's the only difference.
[00:21:34]  So what is he?
[00:21:34]  A cousin of God?
[00:21:35]  No, he's a prophet.
[00:21:36]  Jesus is he's still considered a prophet.
[00:21:39]  Okay.
[00:21:39]  All right.
[00:21:40]  Okay.
[00:21:41]  A second cousin twice from the kind of vibe, yeah.
[00:21:44]  They basically think that that book of religion came last year.
[00:21:47]  Does the Christian religion recognize Muhammad?
[00:21:49]  No, because it came after.
[00:21:51]  Yeah.
[00:21:51]  Oh, okay.
[00:21:52]  Yeah, got it.
[00:21:53]  Christians don't recognize Islam.
[00:21:54]  Islam recognizes all Christians.
[00:21:59]  Wait, you didn't.
[00:22:00]  Oh my God.
[00:22:01]  This is like a matter of time.
[00:22:01]  I don't know the timelines either.
[00:22:03]  No, I know some details like Christianity back in Islam.
[00:22:07]  And then Scientology.
[00:22:09]  And then we're giving things.
[00:22:10]  Mormonism.
[00:22:11]  Yeah, and then Mormonism signs out.
[00:22:12]  And we're trying to be a better version of ourselves.
[00:22:14]  That's right.
[00:22:14]  I don't usually talk about religion too much because I feel like everybody has such a particular person.
[00:22:19]  Yeah, no, no.
[00:22:19]  Wait, do you guys know Sizza much?
[00:22:21]  Yes.
[00:22:21]  I love Sizza.
[00:22:22]  Did you watch her recent movie with Kiki Palmer?
[00:22:25]  No, I didn't.
[00:22:26]  Well, she just plays this very fun, like spiritual character, and I'm very much along those lines.
[00:22:31]  With religion, take what good it does for you.
[00:22:34]  And, you know, live a happy life.
[00:22:36]  Be the best person you can be.
[00:22:37]  I'm all for people.
[00:22:38]  Slay period.
[00:22:39]  Let's go.
[00:22:40]  Do religion.
[00:22:40]  I personally really like fasting.
[00:22:42]  I feel like it's a good challenge for me every year.
[00:22:44]  Yeah.
[00:22:45]  And it helps me kind of disconnect from my relationship with food because it's so addicting.
[00:22:50]  Even just caffeine or like the idea of I need to go out with these people and eat this thing.
[00:22:55]  I don't go crazy at iftar though.
[00:22:57]  Pardon?
[00:22:57]  You don't go crazy at ifdad when you break your...
[00:23:00]  Recently, over the years, my iftar has gotten less and less crazy.
[00:23:04]  Like, I'll try to, you know, when your stomach shrinks a little bit when you haven't been eating as much and you're so hungry, you go to eat, you finish half a sandwich, you're like, okay, I'm good.
[00:23:12]  Yeah.
[00:23:12]  What is iftar?
[00:23:13]  Iftar is a drink.
[00:23:14]  You break the fast.
[00:23:15]  That's why we break the fast.
[00:23:16]  Okay.
[00:23:16]  So the next morning, it's like.
[00:23:18]  And there's a ceremony associated with that too.
[00:23:20]  I mean, everyone can break it.
[00:23:21]  I was going to bring you guys dates.
[00:23:23]  That's the classic.
[00:23:25]  Mejdul dates so yummy.
[00:23:26]  Okay.
[00:23:27]  Fair.
[00:23:27]  Well, Hassan broke it on the iftar was like two days into the.
[00:23:31]  I don't, I don't.
[00:23:32]  He doesn't fast, I don't, I don't follow any of the stuff.
[00:23:38]  I just know he's a bad.
[00:23:39]  He's not good.
[00:23:40]  I'm a bad monkey.
[00:23:41]  He's a bad monkey.
[00:23:41]  It's true.
[00:23:41]  It's true.
[00:23:43]  So here's the thing.
[00:23:44]  On Iftar, you're supposed to break your fast with a date.
[00:23:46]  Yeah.
[00:23:46]  Oh, there's no doubt.
[00:23:47]  Water or I think I don't know if this was made up in Turkey, but my parents used to say olives.
[00:23:54]  Um, we do dates, yeah.
[00:23:55]  But dates is usually the most common one, the most popular one.
[00:23:59]  And then there's also sahur, which is like right before sun up, is when you're like the last time that you can eat.
[00:24:05]  And that's usually when like a lot of people will wake up early in the morning before sun up, you know, a couple hours before sun up, and then eat like a big meal as well.
[00:24:13]  Damn, yep, okay.
[00:24:14]  Yeah, you set like a 5 a.m.
[00:24:16]  It must be really hard to be like Muslim in the Arctic Circle or Alaska, where like sometimes the days are like three days.
[00:24:24]  Yeah, no, I think they have specific rules for places like that.
[00:24:28]  No, I'm not joking.
[00:24:29]  Yeah, I'm sure there's a just in the Arctic Circle where they're starving, dying.
[00:24:35]  No, no, there's places where it doesn't go down for six months.
[00:24:41]  Oh, interesting.
[00:24:42]  It's really hard to be a good Muslim in the Arctic Circle.
[00:24:45]  See, you learn something every day.
[00:24:46]  What do they do?
[00:24:47]  Close the blinds?
[00:24:49]  You know?
[00:24:49]  Sorry.
[00:24:50]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:24:51]  But I did want to say I didn't get to at the beginning, but I was so excited to come on the podcast today.
[00:24:56]  Also, because I feel like I haven't seen you guys, it's been way too long.
[00:25:01]  It really has.
[00:25:02]  I feel like there hasn't been as many streamer events as usual over the months.
[00:25:07]  I mean, I'm doing my best.
[00:25:09]  Yeah.
[00:25:10]  Please do more.
[00:25:11]  Yeah, I will go.
[00:25:11]  Do better.
[00:25:12]  I'll do more.
[00:25:12]  I'm going to try.
[00:25:13]  I'm going to try.
[00:25:14]  And secondly, not to glaze, but I watched some episodes before coming here.
[00:25:19]  And I wanted to say the podcast has only gotten better and fine.
[00:25:23]  Truly.
[00:25:24]  Thank you so much.
[00:25:24]  Truly.
[00:25:25]  She's like, last time I was on, y'all were ass.
[00:25:29]  No, no, but the last couple episodes I've watched, I really, I feel your guys' dynamic and friendship.
[00:25:34]  I feel like it's so smooth, the back and forth.
[00:25:36]  And especially because I started the podcast with Lily, so now I have so much more appreciation for that smooth banter.
[00:25:43]  Actually, I wanted to ask you guys for some podcast advice.
[00:25:46]  Let's do it.
[00:25:47]  Because a struggle that I've had recently is sometimes we'll have an outline, and I feel like I try to follow the outline too rigidly.
[00:25:55]  But when I just look at Lily and we just start shooting the shit, it's so good.
[00:25:59]  And so I'm like, how do you do a bit of both, still have a concise episode of Sharon?
[00:26:03]  So who's an outline for you?
[00:26:06]  Yeah, yeah, good question.
[00:26:07]  Who makes your outline?
[00:26:08]  It's actually March.
[00:26:09]  We hired him too.
[00:26:11]  Oh, so he makes an outline for you.
[00:26:13]  Oh, yeah, yeah, for everyone.
[00:26:14]  For everyone.
[00:26:15]  Wow.
[00:26:16]  That's cool because he doesn't make one for us.
[00:26:18]  Oh, I think that's why he was too busy with ours.
[00:26:21]  Yeah, that's cool.
[00:26:22]  We don't have an outline.
[00:26:24]  I don't know if you have anything.
[00:26:25]  Well, maybe that's a good thing because you just, it's such a good flow.
[00:26:28]  What we find is when you mix homosexuality with homophobia, you can find a perfectly great balance.
[00:26:36]  Not you will, him, mostly.
[00:26:37]  No, he's a homosexuality.
[00:26:41]  It's 3v1 here.
[00:26:42]  It's 3v1.
[00:26:44]  I find when we add too much structure, it sucks.
[00:26:48]  I mean, it doesn't suck, but it's not as good.
[00:26:50]  I think what I try and do is bring a few topics that I think everybody has tuned into.
[00:26:56]  And then you don't try and give it a set amount of time.
[00:27:00]  You bring it up.
[00:27:00]  And if people latch into it or like with the cheese, it's like, oh, interesting.
[00:27:04]  Kind of use it as a launching point and then just kind of banter.
[00:27:08]  Yeah.
[00:27:09]  And that's what we do.
[00:27:10]  And that's what we're doing right now.
[00:27:11]  Speaking of which.
[00:27:12]  She's so good at it.
[00:27:12]  You're the Girly Pop Nation representative right now.
[00:27:15]  Is there anything that you can talk about?
[00:27:15]  I love that.
[00:27:16]  Do you want to talk about any grievances?
[00:27:17]  Anything grinding your gear?
[00:27:19]  Yeah, what's going on in Girly Pop Nation that you know about?
[00:27:22]  Well, the first thing that comes to mind is just yesterday, I did a stream with Ray, Miyang, Leslie, Tina, and we all gave Ellen a little makeover.
[00:27:32]  It was very fun.
[00:27:33]  Can we see the final product?
[00:27:34]  Oh, please.
[00:27:35]  We first turned him into a handsome Frenchman and gave him a little haircut.
[00:27:40]  Now, how does one sell French?
[00:27:42]  We made his little stash much, much more intense.
[00:27:46]  We literally filled it in and then we shaved the sides and I don't know.
[00:27:49]  He turned so okay, but then we made him into a pretty, pretty girl.
[00:27:53]  I know.
[00:27:54]  Wait a minute.
[00:27:55]  Wait, God.
[00:27:56]  There's some better photos.
[00:27:58]  She kind of bad, though.
[00:27:59]  Wait, let me show you guys.
[00:28:00]  I took some actually killer photos of him.
[00:28:04]  I'm feeling a little confused.
[00:28:07]  That's the goal.
[00:28:07]  That's the goal.
[00:28:09]  He has a decent facial structure for being a pretty lady.
[00:28:12]  Wow.
[00:28:12]  Wow, he loves her.
[00:28:13]  Wow.
[00:28:14]  Wow.
[00:28:16]  She looks good.
[00:28:17]  Guys, wow.
[00:28:18]  Ella looks real.
[00:28:20]  He looks so cute.
[00:28:22]  Oh my gosh.
[00:28:24]  Period.
[00:28:25]  Period.
[00:28:25]  Slay.
[00:28:26]  Yeah, slay.
[00:28:26]  Look at that.
[00:28:28]  Yeah.
[00:28:29]  Send that to March if you don't want to.
[00:28:30]  Oh, my God.
[00:28:32]  I feel like Ellen looks like a D1 softball pitcher.
[00:28:35]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:28:36]  Yeah, he looks like he could play for the female Los Angeles team.
[00:28:40]  Like, yeah, Los Angeles Lakers.
[00:28:41]  No, you didn't.
[00:28:43]  You did a great job.
[00:28:44]  Thank you.
[00:28:45]  But what I was shocked by.
[00:28:46]  I didn't mean anything wrong about it.
[00:28:48]  I mean, the Sparks?
[00:28:49]  The Sparks.
[00:28:50]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:28:51]  I don't.
[00:28:51]  Dude, I barely know the male team.
[00:28:54]  He said the Lady Lakers.
[00:28:57]  Is that a thing?
[00:28:58]  He doesn't know.
[00:28:58]  He didn't know what the name of the professional sports team for the.
[00:29:01]  I think I got that right.
[00:29:02]  Look up.
[00:29:03]  I think it's the LA Sparks.
[00:29:04]  I'm going to be, I'm going to look really bad.
[00:29:05]  That's impressive for you to know, though.
[00:29:07]  Thank you.
[00:29:07]  Are you an LA native?
[00:29:08]  No.
[00:29:09]  Oh, really?
[00:29:10]  Why are you giggling?
[00:29:12]  He's so far from being an LA native.
[00:29:15]  Nice.
[00:29:16]  He's not LA native.
[00:29:16]  I guess he just has so much knowledge in his brain.
[00:29:19]  No, he just loves women.
[00:29:20]  He's a real feminist.
[00:29:21]  Do you guys go to WNBA games?
[00:29:23]  I have.
[00:29:24]  I have not.
[00:29:25]  I would.
[00:29:26]  And what brought you to it?
[00:29:28]  Like, did someone else?
[00:29:28]  I need to watch some basketball.
[00:29:29]  His love respect.
[00:29:31]  I wonder if someone invited you or a group of friends.
[00:29:34]  His love and respect for women.
[00:29:36]  I think the WNBA.
[00:29:37]  Do I know love and respect for women enough?
[00:29:39]  I haven't gone.
[00:29:40]  Take me, Will.
[00:29:40]  Take me.
[00:29:41]  No, WNBA.
[00:29:42]  I think all live sports are really fun.
[00:29:44]  Go have some food, enjoy.
[00:29:45]  But I think the WNBA is like having a really kind of cool renaissance right now.
[00:29:50]  And I think it's only going to continue to grow in relevancy.
[00:29:54]  Yeah.
[00:29:55]  Okay.
[00:29:56]  I guess we all need to go.
[00:29:57]  Otherwise, those ladies can.
[00:30:00]  Yeah, they can.
[00:30:00]  I tell you what, I agree with you, Will.
[00:30:02]  Nothing better than going to a sports game, hitting up the concession stand.
[00:30:05]  Yeah, what do you get at a concession?
[00:30:07]  What's the last several hot dogs?
[00:30:10]  No, he goes, he goes, he plays Minnesota Vikings.
[00:30:13]  I know.
[00:30:14]  Now the concessions are included.
[00:30:15]  I usually go to the concession.
[00:30:18]  No, I do.
[00:30:19]  I do have the people in his box.
[00:30:20]  No.
[00:30:21]  Damn.
[00:30:23]  I don't get a box.
[00:30:24]  Sometimes when I'm sitting in my box, I like to sprinkle popcorn into the regular stand.
[00:30:29]  I can tell you what my concession stand was.
[00:30:31]  Los Angeles Lakers versus Clippers.
[00:30:32]  One piece night.
[00:30:33]  We were all there.
[00:30:34]  Yeah.
[00:30:35]  It was amazing.
[00:30:37]  It was an amazing game.
[00:30:38]  It was Luca's birthday.
[00:30:39]  It was cool.
[00:30:40]  I got fried chicken.
[00:30:42]  Wow.
[00:30:42]  I got a LeBron jersey after.

=== Airplane Confessions And Jokes (10:38) ===

[00:30:45]  I tell you what, there's a certain type of food that when you eat it in that environment, it's better because you're eating it in that environment.
[00:30:54]  Right?
[00:30:55]  For me, sports is a hot dog.
[00:30:56]  Yeah.
[00:30:57]  I'm going to go out on a limir and say airplane food to me tastes better because you're eating it in the sky.
[00:31:06]  No, it's the opposite.
[00:31:08]  It depends on the food.
[00:31:09]  Like the snackies, yes.
[00:31:11]  The meals, some meals are hits.
[00:31:14]  One time, I ordered a steak on a plane.
[00:31:17]  Okay.
[00:31:18]  A steak glazed with, I know, kind of wild, right?
[00:31:21]  I get it.
[00:31:23]  I start cutting into it.
[00:31:24]  I'm taking a bite.
[00:31:25]  I'm like, okay, this is some interesting barbecue sauce.
[00:31:28]  I keep cutting.
[00:31:29]  I realize it's chocolate sauce.
[00:31:33]  Chocolate glaze on a stage.
[00:31:35]  Where were you going?
[00:31:36]  I don't even remember.
[00:31:37]  I walked out of my mind.
[00:31:39]  Oh my God.
[00:31:41]  I think it might have been London.
[00:31:42]  London?
[00:31:43]  I don't know what happened, but chocolate glaze on a stage.
[00:31:46]  Planes all hired chefs, and I feel like the chefs are like trying to prove something and they need to stop.
[00:31:51]  Keep it simple.
[00:31:52]  Yes, I just want to get mummy.
[00:31:53]  Yeah, don't overcomplicate it.
[00:31:56]  I think airplane food is garbage.
[00:31:59]  And I'm talking like I've seen you eat a second or third burger on a plane.
[00:32:02]  Yeah, because I'm starving.
[00:32:03]  We're stuck up there for fucking 15 hours.
[00:32:06]  When we're going to Japan, what am I supposed to do?
[00:32:08]  Die?
[00:32:09]  I have to eat food.
[00:32:10]  I'm just violently food poisoned on a plane.
[00:32:12]  Oh, no.
[00:32:13]  What happened?
[00:32:14]  Not the last time we went to Japan, but the time before.
[00:32:16]  I didn't want to get the gringo menu.
[00:32:18]  Oh, so you, I, okay, okay.
[00:32:21]  The white menu versus the Japanese food menu.
[00:32:24]  So I was like, oh, I have the Japanese menu, and I'm slamming seafood in the sky.
[00:32:28]  Oh, no.
[00:32:29]  And like, the Japanese menu is also weird because it's like not even just like sea urchin.
[00:32:33]  Yeah.
[00:32:33]  There's just like colors and shapes you've never seen before.
[00:32:36]  Cod belly on your sea phone.
[00:32:38]  Yeah.
[00:32:39]  I would have died.
[00:32:40]  I'm allergic to sea urchin.
[00:32:41]  Like violent.
[00:32:42]  What happens if you have an allergic reaction in this?
[00:32:45]  I spent two hours in the bathroom having a full blowout.
[00:32:49]  Oh, I know people hated you because they had to go to stewardess.
[00:32:53]  Is like, hello?
[00:32:54]  Were you throwing up?
[00:32:56]  Was it the double dragon?
[00:32:57]  Oh, yeah.
[00:32:58]  Okay.
[00:32:58]  Is that what the double dragon dragon is?
[00:32:59]  That's what somebody said.
[00:33:00]  They were so nice to me.
[00:33:00]  They were like, are you okay, sir?
[00:33:02]  Can we help you?
[00:33:03]  And I was like, please, just leave me alone.
[00:33:05]  I think when you're puking and shitting.
[00:33:07]  Meanwhile, wait, why is that called double dragon?
[00:33:09]  That's what my brother said, but it could be fire out of breath.
[00:33:13]  Is it racist?
[00:33:13]  I don't know.
[00:33:15]  I hope it's not.
[00:33:16]  No, it's not.
[00:33:16]  I take it all back.
[00:33:17]  No, he said it.
[00:33:18]  I just fucking with them.
[00:33:19]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:33:19]  I don't know.
[00:33:20]  No, there's like, there's probably like a Japanese air marshal with a with a taser waiting as well to see what comes out of the back of the ground.
[00:33:29]  Yeah.
[00:33:29]  How long did it last?
[00:33:31]  Oh, like a solid two hours.
[00:33:32]  Oh my god.
[00:33:33]  That's terrible.
[00:33:34]  I just went back to my seat and sweat.
[00:33:37]  Yeah.
[00:33:37]  Yeah.
[00:33:38]  I don't know.
[00:33:39]  Sometimes that can happen.
[00:33:40]  It happened to me in Japan too, the last trip.
[00:33:42]  Wow.
[00:33:42]  Yeah, but it was thank God for bidets.
[00:33:45]  Will.
[00:33:45]  Yeah.
[00:33:46]  I've been having a hard time sleeping lately.
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[00:34:45]  Worst experience I've ever had on an airplane.
[00:34:49]  I can't believe we're all voluntarily bringing up airplane stories, and it's not Austin that brought that position up.
[00:34:54]  But worst experience I ever had was my crown broke off and my teeth.
[00:35:01]  Yeah.
[00:35:02]  And I had to fly back.
[00:35:04]  And I was in the air with the worst toothache of all time.
[00:35:08]  And then I found out that when you're in the air, it hurts even worse.
[00:35:11]  Exactly because the pressure.
[00:35:12]  Because the same thing happened to me.
[00:35:14]  My worst experience was actually.
[00:35:15]  Sorry, finish your story.
[00:35:17]  Well, no, I was like, I was literally just like trying to shove my face into the seat as hard as I could with the hopes that, like, I don't know.
[00:35:26]  It's just like it goes away and it never went away.
[00:35:29]  I was just praying.
[00:35:30]  I was like, please just smite me, God.
[00:35:32]  I want to just die right now.
[00:35:34]  It was like the worst pain of my life.
[00:35:36]  Oh, wow.
[00:35:37]  I feel you.
[00:35:38]  Something about like a crazy toothache on a plane, you feel like you're going to die.
[00:35:41]  Yeah.
[00:35:42]  Because, okay, so as he mentioned, I also learned this when it happened to me.
[00:35:46]  The pressure popular.
[00:35:50]  The pressure of going up and flying somehow makes your gums and your teeth react.
[00:35:57]  And sometimes if you had an issue that you didn't know about, you will find out once you're a bazillion.
[00:36:03]  Or if you have a sinus infection.
[00:36:05]  Yeah, you'll be able to get away.
[00:36:06]  I thought he was gay.
[00:36:07]  That's right.
[00:36:08]  Funny story.
[00:36:10]  Your first time on a plane.
[00:36:11]  Wait a minute.
[00:36:12]  You're laughing or it's a joke, but I actually came out on an airplane.
[00:36:16]  Wait, really?
[00:36:18]  Okay, so this is a story.
[00:36:19]  Lord Kirk.
[00:36:19]  Yeah, I don't know if anybody's heard this story, but my best friend Kirk, we were on an airplane.
[00:36:24]  Yeah.
[00:36:25]  And there was this.
[00:36:26]  The pressure was making me feel very, oh my God, Kirk, you've got an erection.
[00:36:31]  Yeah.
[00:36:32]  So, no.
[00:36:33]  I'm thinking about men.
[00:36:34]  Yeah.
[00:36:35]  Oh, I mean, that you get hard on a plane?
[00:36:37]  Someone does.
[00:36:38]  Snakes on a plane.
[00:36:40]  I mean, people do get hard on a plane.
[00:36:42]  Some people jerk off in bathrooms, like, you know, on internet.
[00:36:44]  Yeah.
[00:36:45]  It's not illegal.
[00:36:47]  What?
[00:36:47]  You've definitely checked.
[00:36:48]  Have you done that before?
[00:36:49]  No.
[00:36:50]  Neither have I.
[00:36:51]  It's not illegal.
[00:36:52]  It's just immoral.
[00:36:53]  I've never done that on a plane either.
[00:36:55]  You are both saying it like in a way that's making me feel like you've jerked off.
[00:36:59]  I have not.
[00:37:00]  Thank you for saying what I'm feeling, but louder and more expressive.
[00:37:02]  I have not.
[00:37:03]  You can't smoke a cigarette.
[00:37:04]  Yeah.
[00:37:04]  But you can jerk off.
[00:37:06]  Okay, but why?
[00:37:08]  I'm not saying I would do it, but 10 hours, it gets pretty boring.
[00:37:14]  You guys have both pounded off an airplane.
[00:37:16]  No, I have not.
[00:37:17]  It's been a long time.
[00:37:18]  I've never heard the term pounded off, actually.
[00:37:20]  I am simply saying that it's not illegal.
[00:37:24]  How would you do that functionally?
[00:37:25]  Like, you could barely fit in the bathroom.
[00:37:28]  You would, if one were to do it, they do it very carefully.
[00:37:31]  I've never done it.
[00:37:32]  So I'm not talking about myself.
[00:37:34]  Yeah.
[00:37:34]  And you just, he's just a, yeah.
[00:37:35]  Back to you coming out.
[00:37:36]  I'm very emotional.
[00:37:37]  He's also on the plane.
[00:37:38]  Yeah.
[00:37:38]  So I was on the plane and we were going to TwitchCon.
[00:37:40]  This is like, oh, God.
[00:37:42]  I don't know when this was, but we were going to TwitchCon.
[00:37:44]  Yeah.
[00:37:44]  And I was on the plane with Kirk and we were, there was this really fucking hot flight attendant.
[00:37:50]  I mean, girl hot, guy hot.
[00:37:54]  Big Pax or Titty.
[00:37:56]  Big boobs.
[00:37:57]  Okay, okay.
[00:37:57]  Just big boobs.
[00:37:58]  And they're going like this?
[00:37:59]  Yeah.
[00:38:00]  Like they do in issues.
[00:38:05]  I have never seen a man look, make tits look less appetizing than this motion.
[00:38:12]  They're just, you know, big old boobies, right?
[00:38:16]  Okay.
[00:38:17]  And then big old, big old just bag of sand.
[00:38:20]  Just period.
[00:38:20]  Just big old buttons.
[00:38:22]  It's okay.
[00:38:23]  Yeah.
[00:38:24]  You don't have to do that.
[00:38:25]  He's trying so hard to be straight.
[00:38:27]  Just a big one.
[00:38:28]  Beautiful.
[00:38:30]  Oh my god.
[00:38:31]  One of those.
[00:38:32]  You ever seen a woman bother?
[00:38:34]  Yeah.
[00:38:35]  So she's walking down the aisle and Kirk goes, hey, look at that.
[00:38:41]  Look at that.
[00:38:42]  And I go, what?
[00:38:44]  And I just, I was like, I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
[00:38:46]  I don't know what you're, what do you mean, what?
[00:38:47]  What?
[00:38:47]  You know, is somebody, what?
[00:38:49]  Is there, do I need to jump into action?
[00:38:51]  Is there some 9-112 happening?
[00:38:54]  I will take over the plane.
[00:38:55]  It's fine.
[00:38:55]  Yeah.
[00:38:55]  So anyway, I was like, what's going on?
[00:38:57]  He's like, Austin, you didn't see that?
[00:38:59]  Come on.
[00:39:00]  Are you gay or something?
[00:39:03]  And then there was a long pregnancy.
[00:39:04]  There was a long pause and I went, I went like this.
[00:39:09]  Yeah, I think I am.
[00:39:11]  Austin, can I be honest?
[00:39:12]  In that same tone?
[00:39:14]  That is the craziest way to come out to your boss.
[00:39:17]  Him being like, hey, look at those tits.
[00:39:19]  And you're going, I will not.
[00:39:23]  What are you, gay?
[00:39:24]  Well, yeah.
[00:39:26]  I will not.
[00:39:28]  But if there is some cock, I've been meaning to tell you something.
[00:39:32]  So you came out to your best friend.
[00:39:37]  He was still walking.
[00:39:38]  He was trying to have a promotional.
[00:39:40]  You came out to your best friend in a way where it was like he could possibly feel bad about him being like, Are you gay or something?
[00:39:46]  And you're like, Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
[00:39:48]  Yes.
[00:39:49]  But isn't that a good learning lesson for him to not run around going, are you gay?
[00:39:53]  Wasn't Kirk's response to?
[00:39:55]  I think the funniest part is Kirk's response was, yeah, I know.
[00:39:58]  He knew.
[00:39:59]  So he knew I was gay because it was so testing.
[00:40:04]  We would talk about women together.
[00:40:06]  And you would describe me just like this.
[00:40:08]  He said, the way I would describe it.
[00:40:13]  Yeah, wait, so maybe Kirk was just like testing you and he was like, what are you gay or something?
[00:40:17]  Come on.
[00:40:17]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:40:18]  And so I came out to him and he was the only person that knew for a while.
[00:40:22]  Yeah.
[00:40:22]  And then eventually I told my mom and then I was like, just tell everybody.
[00:40:26]  Did your mom also go, hey, look at the tits on that?
[00:40:30]  Mama, mom, this is a perfect opportunity.
[00:40:34]  I like men.
[00:40:36]  I don't remember.
[00:40:37]  For a lot of people that came out, I feel like they can relate with this.
[00:40:40]  Someday you just want, you just kind of, it just overcomes you one day.
[00:40:44]  And you're just like, I'm going to do it today.
[00:40:45]  Yeah.
[00:40:46]  And I came downstairs.
[00:40:47]  My mom was sitting in the chair.
[00:40:48]  I was like, mom, I got something to tell you.
[00:40:50]  And she, and I go, I'm gay.
[00:40:52]  Or I'm bisexual is what I said.
[00:40:53]  Yeah.
[00:40:53]  And she's like, you're gay.
[00:40:56]  She countered.
[00:40:57]  She won up.
[00:40:58]  Okay, for sure.
[00:40:58]  No, but she was right.
[00:41:01]  She was right.
[00:41:01]  No, she didn't.
[00:41:02]  She fucked you.
[00:41:03]  I said, I'm bisexual.
[00:41:05]  And she said, shut up, F word.
[00:41:07]  I know what you want.
[00:41:08]  So, you know, and I love my mom.
[00:41:10]  She's a true ally.
[00:41:12]  She was correct.
[00:41:13]  She wasn't doing bi.
[00:41:14]  Did she actually say you're gay?
[00:41:16]  No, she, I told her I was biased.
[00:41:17]  I said, tell everybody.
[00:41:18]  And then she just told everybody I was gay.
[00:41:19]  Wow.
[00:41:20]  Which honestly helped because she did.
[00:41:22]  Bisexual erasure.

=== Coming Out Stories With Mom (06:37) ===

[00:41:23]  Yeah.
[00:41:24]  Yeah.
[00:41:24]  So I was like, so cute.
[00:41:26]  Yeah, no, my mom was, my mom was great.
[00:41:27]  Your mom knew you were trying to soften the blow.
[00:41:30]  Yes.
[00:41:30]  Yeah.
[00:41:30]  He says he likes tits.
[00:41:33]  Describing them like he'd bring in a plane.
[00:41:37]  Yeah.
[00:41:38]  Which he also loves.
[00:41:39]  He definitely loves planes.
[00:41:40]  Girls.
[00:41:46]  No, I mean, I think everybody loves a nice little pair of boobs.
[00:41:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:41:50]  Yeah.
[00:41:50]  You know, I do think that's a good idea.
[00:41:51]  Do you like a nice pair of breasts?
[00:41:52]  I feel like universally.
[00:41:54]  I feel like, don't we come into the world having an appreciation for them because they're the first things that feed us.
[00:42:00]  Yeah.
[00:42:00]  I think like and sustain us and nurture us and grow us.
[00:42:03]  What a grounded way of doing, right?
[00:42:05]  And it doesn't have to be sexual.
[00:42:07]  It doesn't have to be the same way.
[00:42:09]  That's the same way Will and I appreciate it.
[00:42:11]  Oh, yeah.
[00:42:12]  In the words that you use, for sure.
[00:42:15]  And not like a wooga type situation.
[00:42:18]  I'm so happy to hear that.
[00:42:19]  Like, I think I love, like, I love, like, first of all, I love all women.
[00:42:23]  But like, women with like very large boobs, I'm just like, oh, my God.
[00:42:27]  But there's something interesting.
[00:42:29]  I think it's, they're reminiscent of a fart where a fart has an opportunity to return us to a juvenile state.
[00:42:36]  Oh.
[00:42:36]  And the more mature I get, it's always fascinating that sometimes just a pendulous pair of breasts.
[00:42:44]  Yeah.
[00:42:44]  Immediately I kind of do like a please clear that from your mind.
[00:42:49]  Do you think balls serve a similar no balls are just hilarious?
[00:42:52]  Yeah.
[00:42:53]  Balls are just silly.
[00:42:54]  That's more like juvenilish to me.
[00:42:56]  I don't think they're silly.
[00:42:57]  Maybe it's because we don't have any relationship with our father's balls when we're children, unless we take a really traumatic shower or something.
[00:43:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:43:05]  Like fast turn.
[00:43:07]  Am I missing a reference here?
[00:43:08]  I think it's so funny.
[00:43:10]  There's just like, you know, guys often will have a traumatic.
[00:43:14]  Well, not guys growing up, sometimes you walk in and, oh, shit, there's your dad.
[00:43:19]  And you're naked.
[00:43:20]  Oftentimes, you know, throughout your childhood, a lot of people unfortunately walk in and see that.
[00:43:25]  Yeah.
[00:43:25]  You know?
[00:43:26]  Right.
[00:43:27]  I think we've all actually, I had someone walk in on me once when I was a child and I never forgot that.
[00:43:32]  So I understand it just kind of on you being naked.
[00:43:35]  Yeah.
[00:43:36]  That's different.
[00:43:37]  Yeah.
[00:43:37]  Yeah.
[00:43:38]  That's a very different situation.
[00:43:40]  We're talking about seeing your parents naked.
[00:43:42]  Yeah.
[00:43:42]  Luckily, didn't ever have to do that.
[00:43:44]  Thank God.
[00:43:44]  Yeah, I see my parents naked.
[00:43:47]  Also, the other thing.
[00:43:47]  Oh, you make it seem like you.
[00:43:49]  This is a common phenomenon.
[00:43:51]  Yeah, I've seen them both naked, unfortunately.
[00:43:53]  But that's like double homicide, double trauma.
[00:43:55]  Also, when you're a young, like a young man, yeah, like a you know, adolescent man, and you see your father naked, his penis looks like shy hallude.
[00:44:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:44:04]  Like the first because you're a sandworm, like dad dicks.
[00:44:09]  When you're seven years old, you're like, What the fuck is that?
[00:44:13]  When I saw my dad's dick, I was like, Damn, I hope mine grows.
[00:44:17]  Mine grows to be that size.
[00:44:19]  And the sad thing is, like, when you become an adult, you can never go back and compare your penis, right?
[00:44:24]  Yeah, so in my mind, my dad's penis is always going to be larger than mine.
[00:44:28]  I don't know if that's true, but for years, I haven't seen it since I was like, Yeah, no, you gotta, no, you just gotta see it.
[00:44:36]  Next time you see you, like, come on, come on.
[00:44:38]  Wait, so you've also seen it.
[00:44:39]  Oh, I've seen my dad's penis.
[00:44:40]  Have you?
[00:44:41]  I've seen my dad's penis.
[00:44:42]  My dad have most men seen their March says he sees his dad's dick.
[00:44:48]  But it's kind of four for four.
[00:44:49]  That's hundreds.
[00:44:49]  My dad's not very modest.
[00:44:50]  My dad would just walk out downstairs naked sometimes.
[00:44:53]  That's crazy.
[00:44:54]  You've mentioned this before.
[00:44:55]  That's not my dad's situation.
[00:44:57]  Yeah, no, my dad would just be walking into the kitchen.
[00:45:01]  There he would be just making his coffee.
[00:45:02]  I said, Jesus Christ.
[00:45:04]  Put on a fucking robe, dad.
[00:45:05]  Jesus Christ.
[00:45:06]  There's no blinds on the windows.
[00:45:08]  The neighbors are fast.
[00:45:09]  My dad's a big underwear guy.
[00:45:11]  He always used to wear underwear around the house.
[00:45:15]  That's it, though.
[00:45:16]  Which was always strange to me.
[00:45:17]  Like, why are you walking around in underwear?
[00:45:19]  He doesn't do that at my house, luckily, because I have too many guests.
[00:45:23]  Yeah.
[00:45:24]  That's good.
[00:45:25]  I think it's kind of like a territorial thing.
[00:45:27]  Maybe, yeah.
[00:45:28]  Oh, like, I own this place.
[00:45:30]  One of my favorite stories about my grandfather is when my mom brought home someone that she was dating, my grandfather didn't really approve of the guy.
[00:45:38]  And when the guy was like freshening up in the bathroom before like the prom or whatever, my grandfather came in and started taking a shit.
[00:45:45]  Like just to show him that he didn't.
[00:45:47]  Now that's Mark.
[00:45:48]  He just dropped that.
[00:45:52]  Holy shit.
[00:45:54]  That's badass.
[00:45:55]  It's tough.
[00:45:56]  Yeah.
[00:45:57]  It's very territorial.
[00:45:59]  It's very.
[00:46:00]  I feel like you can't fart, though, in that situation.
[00:46:03]  I don't, I think if you cut a fart in that situation, it's like kind of funny.
[00:46:07]  It undermines it.
[00:46:08]  I'm so sorry.
[00:46:09]  We have a guest.
[00:46:11]  No, it's okay.
[00:46:11]  You undermine the position of authority that you had.
[00:46:14]  If it's like a comical fart, imagine it's like, oh, yeah, then you're like, good one.
[00:46:19]  Good fart.
[00:46:20]  I'm like, how do I bring in girly poppies?
[00:46:21]  Yeah, she's bring it in.
[00:46:23]  Anything.
[00:46:23]  First thing that comes to mind, free word association.
[00:46:25]  Yeah, what's you guys keep talking about?
[00:46:28]  So I'm thinking vagina, but I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no.
[00:46:31]  I've never seen my mother's.
[00:46:33]  Yeah.
[00:46:33]  I've never seen my mother's.
[00:46:34]  Though I do appreciate that growing up, we had like a bathhouse kind of culture.
[00:46:39]  Oh, yeah.
[00:46:39]  So we would go to the Moroccan bathhouses.
[00:46:41]  Everybody's naked.
[00:46:43]  But I'd usually go with my hella old people's pussies.
[00:46:47]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:46:48]  Just not your mom's.
[00:46:49]  Little craps.
[00:46:53]  No, I wish I had that because I remember the first set of female parts I saw was my cousins.
[00:46:59]  I actually accidentally walked into her using the restroom.
[00:47:02]  I'm saved.
[00:47:02]  And I ran.
[00:47:03]  And she probably remembers to this day.
[00:47:05]  I ran away.
[00:47:05]  I was a trauma.
[00:47:06]  Did you take it in the restroom?
[00:47:07]  Yeah.
[00:47:08]  Oh, was she going to ski trip?
[00:47:10]  And I ran away.
[00:47:11]  Oh, yeah.
[00:47:12]  I like booked it.
[00:47:13]  Oh, no.
[00:47:14]  They didn't notice that I was going.
[00:47:15]  That's kind of funny.
[00:47:16]  It was like four hours that I was like, oh my God.
[00:47:18]  I need to process this emotionally.
[00:47:20]  Yeah, I went and bought a crepe.
[00:47:22]  Oh.
[00:47:23]  I remember this very vividly.
[00:47:26]  I like silently ate a crepe and was like, it was like my version of having a drink.
[00:47:30]  Yeah.
[00:47:30]  Did you feel like it was like a shameful response?
[00:47:33]  Oh, yeah.
[00:47:34]  I felt bad about it.
[00:47:35]  What did I do?
[00:47:36]  Yeah.
[00:47:37]  Am I going to jail?
[00:47:39]  That and also like how am I ever gonna look my cousin in the eyes again?
[00:47:42]  Yeah, and what how did you move past that?
[00:47:45]  Not easily.
[00:47:46]  Oh, I think she kind of she's like, it's okay, William.
[00:47:49]  And I was like, God.
[00:47:52]  Yeah, she's older.
[00:47:53]  Oh, that's a sign of a curious thing.
[00:47:56]  That softens the blow a little bit, I think.
[00:47:58]  Yeah.
[00:47:58]  Yeah.
[00:47:59]  Maybe.
[00:47:59]  I would be mortified if anybody saw me.

=== Processing Emotions After Crepes (08:08) ===

[00:48:01]  And even today, I don't want to be seen naked.
[00:48:04]  Oh.
[00:48:04]  Yeah.
[00:48:05]  Wait, why?
[00:48:06]  I just, I mean, like, with my, if I'm having, if I'm like sleeping with somebody, I don't care, but I don't want to just be like out.
[00:48:11]  I don't want you to see me naked.
[00:48:13]  I mean, yeah, we were supposed to go to an on-site in Japan.
[00:48:15]  Yeah, that's the thing.
[00:48:16]  And measure each other's, and measure each other's costs.
[00:48:18]  No, because they made it.
[00:48:19]  That ruins the, like, that ruins the wholesome vibe.
[00:48:23]  I know, but they made it about my penis, and I just didn't want it to.
[00:48:27]  No, you didn't put him on.
[00:48:29]  Listen, there was going to be no measuring.
[00:48:32]  We just like winding him up.
[00:48:34]  I didn't know.
[00:48:35]  It was nerve-wracking, Pokey, because let's say we go to the army and I'm not having like good penis and bad penis days.
[00:48:42]  It's kind of like a good hair day, good bad hair day.
[00:48:44]  Is that a thing?
[00:48:45]  Because my coochie looks the same every day.
[00:48:47]  No, no, certain days you wake up and you're like, wow, you gotta like, that's a coochie advantage.
[00:48:52]  Yeah.
[00:48:52]  You didn't have a real good penis day where you're like, damn, was I swing the whole time?
[00:48:56]  Yeah.
[00:48:57]  Yeah.
[00:48:57]  Your cholesterol's just right.
[00:48:59]  Yeah.
[00:49:00]  I'm guessing your testosterone too.
[00:49:02]  Yeah.
[00:49:02]  Yeah.
[00:49:03]  Okay, so I'm not the only guy that thinks that.
[00:49:05]  No, no, no.
[00:49:05]  You do have good penis days.
[00:49:07]  Okay, I didn't realize that.
[00:49:08]  Wait, I do have an equivalent.
[00:49:09]  There are good breast days and less good breast days.
[00:49:13]  100%.
[00:49:15]  Yes.
[00:49:15]  And it's all correlated to your cycle.
[00:49:18]  Yep.
[00:49:18]  Wow.
[00:49:19]  Oh, my God.
[00:49:20]  So as I was saying earlier, I was like, my hormonal imbalance is going to fix this podcast.
[00:49:23]  That's because right before my period, my estrogen is out of this world.
[00:49:28]  Yeah.
[00:49:29]  Eyebrows are so sore.
[00:49:30]  I want to die.
[00:49:31]  How long does it be?
[00:49:32]  Is that your main symptom that you get?
[00:49:33]  Or do you get like mood swing?
[00:49:35]  A little mood swinging.
[00:49:37]  Primary symptom, though.
[00:49:39]  How long does it last every month?
[00:49:42]  That phase, it's called the luteal phase.
[00:49:44]  Oh, my God.
[00:49:44]  I love teaching guys about the menstrual cycle.
[00:49:46]  Yes.
[00:49:47]  Luteal.
[00:49:48]  And it starts with an L, so you know it's the worst.
[00:49:51]  It's the worst.
[00:49:52]  Is it a lunar-based word?
[00:49:55]  I think it might be.
[00:49:56]  Okay.
[00:49:56]  That would make sense since it's like a 28-ish day cycle.
[00:49:59]  Hassan, do you know anything about the menstrual cycle?
[00:50:01]  Do you know?
[00:50:02]  Because you know a lot about a lot of things, but I don't hear you piping up and you usually pipe up.
[00:50:06]  I was just giving space to a lady to talk about this.
[00:50:11]  I don't want to manage it.
[00:50:14]  I don't want to manage the period.
[00:50:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:50:17]  From the Latin lutus, meaning yellow.
[00:50:20]  Referencing the color of the corpus ledium, a temp.
[00:50:25]  What the hell?
[00:50:25]  A temporary endocrine structure involved in ovulation in early pregnancy.
[00:50:29]  So not relating to the lunar.
[00:50:30]  So that lasts to the moon?
[00:50:32]  That doesn't last that long.
[00:50:34]  No, no, no.
[00:50:34]  Luteal phase is right before your period.
[00:50:36]  It's about a week.
[00:50:37]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:38]  Okay.
[00:50:38]  And then how long does the period last?
[00:50:40]  About a week.
[00:50:41]  Everything's about.
[00:50:41]  It's half the fucking month.
[00:50:43]  You didn't know?
[00:50:44]  Do you know how many times I've hinted about this?
[00:50:46]  Like, you.
[00:50:47]  So, what do you mean that time of the month?
[00:50:49]  It's all the time.
[00:50:49]  It's 30 years old.
[00:50:50]  You didn't know the period lasts a week.
[00:50:53]  Oh, my God.
[00:50:53]  Ally.
[00:50:54]  God.
[00:50:55]  You get it.
[00:50:55]  Women.
[00:50:56]  You get it.
[00:50:57]  No, no, I'm just pokey.
[00:50:58]  No, I'm just saying.
[00:51:00]  Like, girl, that's crazy.
[00:51:01]  I know.
[00:51:02]  I've been trying.
[00:51:03]  What the fuck?
[00:51:03]  But, like, you know, being a female streamer, like, sometimes I talk about this stuff and I'm like, bro, he's falling into the void.
[00:51:09]  It's an awesome shit.
[00:51:12]  You got the theme of the hot guy being like, wait, periods every month?
[00:51:15]  That's the first time.
[00:51:15]  Oh, God, I hate periods.
[00:51:18]  I'm such a feminist.
[00:51:19]  I thought it was like a three-day thing.
[00:51:21]  Oh, no.
[00:51:22]  Oh, my God.
[00:51:23]  Wait, okay, you guys know, but I feel like you don't care as much.
[00:51:26]  Like, he's caring right now.
[00:51:28]  I think it's just because the information's so fresh for him.
[00:51:31]  No.
[00:51:31]  Shocking.
[00:51:32]  I truly didn't know it was too weak because I think a lot of men out there.
[00:51:34]  Yeah, check back with him in like two months.
[00:51:37]  He's not going to be shocked.
[00:51:38]  I don't remember it.
[00:51:38]  I'll remember it.
[00:51:39]  Thank you.
[00:51:39]  And I'm what can we do?
[00:51:41]  Austin, have you bought my merch yet?
[00:51:43]  No, Will.
[00:51:43]  I thought you were going to send me some.
[00:51:45]  Austin, you're rich.
[00:51:46]  That's right.
[00:51:47]  Where can I find it?
[00:51:49]  Willneff.shop.
[00:51:51]  Go buy the merch, please.
[00:51:55]  I'm going to go buy it right now.
[00:51:57]  What can we do?
[00:51:58]  As a society.
[00:51:59]  As a society.
[00:51:59]  Well, it sucks because you could say birth control because technically that kind of eradicates, but that's also messy.
[00:52:05]  It can mess up your hormones.
[00:52:07]  It'll tell you about the symptoms.
[00:52:08]  There's a lot there.
[00:52:09]  Well, that I am so sorry.
[00:52:10]  Yeah.
[00:52:11]  The best thing you can do is love women all the time and always forever.
[00:52:15]  Thank you.
[00:52:15]  Yes.
[00:52:16]  Got that down.
[00:52:17]  Hey.
[00:52:17]  God, yeah.
[00:52:18]  Well, I just adore women.
[00:52:20]  You don't.
[00:52:21]  You sure do.
[00:52:22]  Yeah, but I don't.
[00:52:23]  You don't like women so much, you don't even, you don't even fuck with them.
[00:52:26]  Yeah, I do.
[00:52:27]  You don't fuck with women at all.
[00:52:28]  I do.
[00:52:30]  I talked to a woman last night.
[00:52:34]  You gotta have random friends.
[00:52:36]  Yeah, I did.
[00:52:37]  I did.
[00:52:37]  I talked to a woman last night for a few minutes.
[00:52:39]  Well, I don't remember her name.
[00:52:40]  Oh, for a few minutes.
[00:52:41]  She complimented my pants.
[00:52:43]  And I said, thank you, sweetie.
[00:52:44]  Glad you entertained.
[00:52:45]  Sweetie.
[00:52:46]  Thanks, sweet cheeks.
[00:52:48]  And I did this.
[00:52:52]  No, I didn't say sweetie.
[00:52:53]  You're a pendulous brush, but not in a sexual way.
[00:52:58]  No, last night at the club, I so in the bathroom, urinal, like the males, the men's bathroom, there's a bunch of urinals, no dividers.
[00:53:07]  And I'm a shy peer.
[00:53:09]  So I'm not.
[00:53:10]  Was it a bad penis day?
[00:53:12]  Yes.
[00:53:13]  Yesterday was a bad penis day.
[00:53:15]  I was like, I am not, I am not feeling good right now.
[00:53:19]  So I was like, I can't.
[00:53:20]  I was like, what am I supposed to do?
[00:53:21]  I can't get hard right now because that'd be weird.
[00:53:23]  Yeah.
[00:53:24]  So hold on.
[00:53:25]  Wait, you can't.
[00:53:26]  Follow the logic.
[00:53:27]  Follow the logic.
[00:53:28]  I'm not going to get.
[00:53:29]  That's the only way it's going to look good at the urinal.
[00:53:31]  And I don't want to do that.
[00:53:32]  That's weird.
[00:53:33]  Actively contemplating?
[00:53:34]  No, I was not.
[00:53:35]  I was not contemplating fluffing.
[00:53:38]  It was off the table, Will, which is why it wouldn't just look like it.
[00:53:41]  I had contemplated it already.
[00:53:43]  It was off the table.
[00:53:44]  It wasn't an act of contemplation.
[00:53:45]  It happened.
[00:53:46]  It's never going to happen.
[00:53:47]  Image of you rock hard.
[00:53:49]  No, like kind of leaning back, like, no, never happened.
[00:53:57]  So, um, I was like, there's, there was one stall, and it was like a gender-neutral bathroom.
[00:54:02]  And so I was like, well, I'm going to get in line here.
[00:54:05]  And I was, it was me and a bunch of girls in line to go to the urinal and then, um, or to go to the stall.
[00:54:12]  And I don't know what happened, but I ended up, I was like, okay, I'm going to go in now.
[00:54:17]  And then I go in and I just hear a hey, it was my turn.
[00:54:22]  And I come out of the bathroom and I was like, oh, shit.
[00:54:25]  So I just was like, just stay quiet.
[00:54:28]  And they were pounding.
[00:54:29]  Hey!
[00:54:30]  And they were pissed.
[00:54:32]  I was like, I was like, you know, really trying to push.
[00:54:34]  And I was getting nervous, so I couldn't get it all out.
[00:54:35]  You were like, and Frank trying to take me.
[00:54:38]  And at that moment, you were.
[00:54:39]  The pressure was on.
[00:54:40]  And at that moment, you were thinking to yourself, I should have just fluffed.
[00:54:43]  I should have.
[00:54:45]  Get hard.
[00:54:47]  Just come out with your big heart.
[00:54:49]  I'm so sorry.
[00:54:51]  I'm so sorry.
[00:54:52]  It's a gender-neutral bathroom.
[00:54:53]  So, anyway.
[00:54:56]  I'm not even harder right now.
[00:54:57]  This is just how it is.
[00:54:58]  Soft.
[00:54:59]  So I come out and this is a girl.
[00:55:01]  She's like four feet 10.
[00:55:03]  Yeah.
[00:55:03]  And I'm like, I am so sorry.
[00:55:05]  I didn't know it was your turn.
[00:55:07]  And she's like, it's okay.
[00:55:10]  You know, you're lucky you're handsome.
[00:55:11]  That's what she said.
[00:55:12]  Oh.
[00:55:13]  I know.
[00:55:14]  I know.
[00:55:14]  That's what I said.
[00:55:15]  I was like, ah, stop it.
[00:55:18]  He said, thanks, sweetie.
[00:55:20]  Yeah, thanks, sweetie.
[00:55:21]  Wait, that's the conversation you had with a woman last night?
[00:55:24]  Yeah.
[00:55:25]  That's what you brought up as you cut a woman in the bathroom line.
[00:55:29]  Yeah, no, I didn't realize that was the same story.
[00:55:31]  You pissed her over the stall with your hard dick.
[00:55:37]  No, no, that's another pet peeve of mine.
[00:55:40]  No, I cannot.
[00:55:41]  Pissing all over the stall.
[00:55:42]  No, we're pissing on the toilet scene.
[00:55:44]  When I walk into a bathroom and there's pee on the toilet seat, I have to clean it up.
[00:55:49]  Yeah.
[00:55:49]  Because then whoever's behind me will think that I did that shit.
[00:55:52]  Yeah, same thing.
[00:55:53]  Wait, I swear you said this in an episode or later.
[00:55:55]  Probably with you.
[00:55:56]  Yeah, I'm sorry.
[00:55:57]  You have to repeat it.
[00:55:58]  But what do you do?
[00:55:58]  What do you do in a situation where there's just like fecal matter everywhere?
[00:56:02]  Oh, like the toilet scene.
[00:56:04]  You got to do this motion to the next person.
[00:56:06]  Yeah, no, I do.
[00:56:08]  Yeah, I do do that.

=== Bathroom Stall Pet Peeves (15:51) ===

[00:56:10]  Listen, listen.
[00:56:11]  It's really bad.
[00:56:12]  It looks really bad.
[00:56:13]  I don't know what this guy did.
[00:56:15]  I open the door and I see it and I go, oh my God.
[00:56:19]  You bring it with theatrics.
[00:56:21]  Okay, but he becomes a react streamer.
[00:56:24]  No one's in the bathroom.
[00:56:26]  You do that.
[00:56:26]  Yeah.
[00:56:27]  Okay.
[00:56:27]  And then you come out.
[00:56:29]  It's impossible to clean.
[00:56:31]  And then there's a person waiting.
[00:56:32]  I usually go, you don't want to go in there.
[00:56:34]  I didn't do it.
[00:56:35]  But you don't know.
[00:56:35]  You know what's crazy, though?
[00:56:36]  It's like, I've been into a bathroom after a sweet old lady or something.
[00:56:41]  And if there's fecal around, I'm still blaming her.
[00:56:43]  Oh, yeah.
[00:56:44]  Even if it's a sweet old lady, I'm like, wouldn't it almost be more likely if it was a sweet old lady?
[00:56:48]  Because they have a hard time controlling their mouths and all.
[00:56:50]  I'm so sorry.
[00:56:51]  But technically speaking.
[00:56:53]  Yeah, whoever came in before me, it's their fault.
[00:56:56]  She is right.
[00:56:57]  A lot of the folks that are elderly.
[00:56:59]  That's okay.
[00:57:00]  That's why they wear diapers.
[00:57:01]  Yes.
[00:57:01]  Yeah.
[00:57:02]  There's a lot of elderly folks that I have witnessed in restrooms or heard in restrooms that have some trouble.
[00:57:08]  Wait, why are you witnessing?
[00:57:09]  You mean like from the outside?
[00:57:11]  I'm a bicycle.
[00:57:11]  I'm not looking for it.
[00:57:13]  Austin.
[00:57:14]  Austin has a lot of public restrooms going on.
[00:57:16]  I go to a lot of public restrooms.
[00:57:18]  Not like for fun, but I tend to.
[00:57:20]  The way you say it, though, makes it seem like this is something you're looking out for.
[00:57:24]  No, no.
[00:57:25]  I have seen, which is, we've talked about this on the podcast before, but this is why music needs to be playing in restrooms.
[00:57:30]  Because like a silent.
[00:57:32]  Or in Japan where they play like the rain noises.
[00:57:34]  The rain noises.
[00:57:35]  I love that.
[00:57:35]  They've perfected public.
[00:57:37]  Yeah.
[00:57:38]  We have to do something because like silence is just like whatever.
[00:57:41]  So I'm just like, sometimes if I have to go, I'll just start whistling.
[00:57:45]  Yeah.
[00:57:46]  Okay, wait.
[00:57:47]  I gotta cover the noise.
[00:57:48]  As a member of Girly Pop Nation, two things.
[00:57:50]  One, love you so much.
[00:57:51]  You got something.
[00:57:52]  Oh my God.
[00:57:53]  How long has it been, Pokey?
[00:57:55]  I don't know.
[00:57:55]  I just see.
[00:57:59]  Oh, no.
[00:57:59]  It's right there.
[00:58:00]  Yeah.
[00:58:01]  Yeah.
[00:58:01]  Oh, God.
[00:58:03]  It's been the whole episode.
[00:58:03]  It's not that bad.
[00:58:04]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:05]  It's been the whole episode.
[00:58:06]  Yeah, it's the cookies.
[00:58:07]  Oh, my God.
[00:58:08]  It's been the whole episode.
[00:58:10]  At least it was way up there wasn't noticeable.
[00:58:12]  It's going to show up on a story.
[00:58:14]  Oh my God.
[00:58:14]  All my TikToks.
[00:58:15]  Not the TikToks.
[00:58:16]  Because that's the only reason why he does his podcast.
[00:58:18]  No.
[00:58:19]  I do love his TikTok.
[00:58:20]  Those who have always been.
[00:58:24]  No, I do this podcast because it's a passion of mine.
[00:58:27]  Hey.
[00:58:29]  Be unashamed about it.
[00:58:31]  Yeah.
[00:58:31]  All right.
[00:58:31]  Fuck it.
[00:58:32]  Shameless.
[00:58:33]  I do this podcast because we make great money.
[00:58:35]  Period.
[00:58:36]  Patreon.com slash free round.
[00:58:37]  And because the people love me.
[00:58:39]  And the people, yeah, well, I mean, and the TikTok people especially love me.
[00:58:42]  Some of them do.
[00:58:43]  There's people that I do have haters.
[00:58:45]  I know it's a shock, but there's no people.
[00:58:46]  No, I do.
[00:58:47]  Oh, I definitely have haters.
[00:58:48]  Let me talk to them.
[00:58:49]  Yeah.
[00:58:49]  It's either me.
[00:58:50]  It's either Will doesn't have any haters.
[00:58:52]  I think all the cutie Cinderella fans hate us.
[00:58:54]  They hate us collectively.
[00:58:56]  Yeah, they hate us collectively.
[00:58:58]  Which is weird because I think they were like originally fans of mine or fans of Will as well, but then they became cutie fans and now they fucking hate us.
[00:59:06]  Yeah.
[00:59:07]  I love them for that.
[00:59:08]  Usually.
[00:59:10]  I think it's because they're like fair.
[00:59:15]  It's fair.
[00:59:16]  But it's because she's always bantering with you guys.
[00:59:18]  Yeah, we hate them too.
[00:59:20]  Yeah, and then, and it's funny because cutie will not tell them to dial it back.
[00:59:24]  No, she dies.
[00:59:25]  She effectively exit on.
[00:59:26]  Does that sound like cutie though?
[00:59:27]  Yeah.
[00:59:27]  Cutie's like, let's, let's fucking go.
[00:59:29]  Pokey, in fact, we are in the middle of a cutie react right now.
[00:59:32]  Yeah.
[00:59:33]  Like she's right now.
[00:59:34]  She's watching.
[00:59:35]  She's sitting in a chair.
[00:59:36]  She's going to be like, she's going to be sitting there like, yeah, it's true.
[00:59:38]  I hate those.
[00:59:40]  I hate them.
[00:59:41]  I've been thinking about this recently, though.
[00:59:43]  I am so impressed by Cutie's ability to just like hate.
[00:59:49]  Yeah.
[00:59:49]  Me too.
[00:59:50]  Impressive is a word I wouldn't use, but yeah.
[00:59:53]  But yes.
[00:59:54]  Okay.
[00:59:55]  But in a way where, like, even when people take her humor the wrong way, and they're like, oh my God, Cutie's a mean girl, which she's so not.
[01:00:02]  She's just funny.
[01:00:03]  Yeah, she's funny.
[01:00:03]  And she's got dry humor.
[01:00:05]  But even when people push back on that, she's going to keep doing it.
[01:00:09]  And I respect that.
[01:00:10]  Double down.
[01:00:11]  Treble down.
[01:00:12]  I really respect that.
[01:00:13]  No, she scares me.
[01:00:15]  She impresses me.
[01:00:16]  She does scare me.
[01:00:19]  She's very scared, lady.
[01:00:21]  As the leader of Girly Pop Nation, do you have any topics you wanted to talk about?
[01:00:25]  So the thing in your tooth was one.
[01:00:27]  And then the second thing I'll...
[01:00:29]  Yeah.
[01:00:30]  How long is that?
[01:00:31]  This is not what Girly Pop Nation is.
[01:00:32]  You got to give us a pop call drama story about.
[01:00:35]  You guys want popcorn.
[01:00:37]  Yes.
[01:00:37]  I can do that.
[01:00:38]  That's Girly Pop Nation.
[01:00:39]  I can do pop calls.
[01:00:40]  Oh, what's going on?
[01:00:40]  Have you guys been following the Bad Baby Alabama Baker drama?
[01:00:44]  No, but I kind of heard about it a little bit.
[01:00:47]  What's wrong with what's happening?
[01:00:48]  Really?
[01:00:48]  Wait, is it a baker in Alabama?
[01:00:52]  Bad Baby?
[01:00:53]  Who's Bad Baby?
[01:00:54]  Who's Alabama Baker?
[01:00:58]  I'll be honest, it does make sense.
[01:01:01]  It'd be weird if he was like from Kansas, but he called himself the Alabama Baker.
[01:01:05]  They're both girls.
[01:01:06]  Girls, let's start with one at a time.
[01:01:08]  What a misogynistic.
[01:01:09]  You guys know Bad Baby.
[01:01:11]  Catch me outside.
[01:01:12]  How about that?
[01:01:12]  Okay, I know Bad Baby.
[01:01:13]  Dr. Philip.
[01:01:14]  I liked her song, Gucci Flip Flocks, man.
[01:01:16]  She's come out with a new song, which kind of ties into that.
[01:01:19]  Yes, yes, yes.
[01:01:20]  Okay, and now there's Alabama Baker, which is Travis.
[01:01:25]  Oh, Barker, sorry.
[01:01:26]  Oh, my bad.
[01:01:27]  Okay.
[01:01:27]  Which is Travis Barker's daughter.
[01:01:30]  Travis Barker, drummer, married to Courtney.
[01:01:33]  Is her name Alabama?
[01:01:34]  Courtney?
[01:01:35]  Yes, Alabama Barker.
[01:01:37]  Thank you.
[01:01:38]  So, long story short, Bad Baby has a boyfriend, and they have an extremely not only complicated, but also abusive relationship, physically and otherwise, which we'll get into later on.
[01:01:54]  But apparently, her boyfriend perhaps hooked up with, got together with Alabama.
[01:02:00]  Oh.
[01:02:01]  And then Alabama, and Alabama and Bad Baby were friends.
[01:02:04]  And then Alabama started shading her, and Bad Baby started shading her.
[01:02:07]  And then, you know, initially it was a little bit just TikTok beef here and there.
[01:02:11]  She would say, I could get your, I got your man's, blah, blah, blah.
[01:02:15]  And then Bad Baby would say, he only hung out with you for one night because I hung out with another guy first.
[01:02:22]  And then, right, there's a bunch of TikTok.
[01:02:24]  Then Bad Baby drops.
[01:02:26]  I'm not going to lie, a pretty freaking good diss track.
[01:02:30]  Let me see.
[01:02:30]  It's pretty freaking good.
[01:02:33]  Yeah.
[01:02:34]  You guys should.
[01:02:35]  Yeah, I'm in.
[01:02:36]  This is what Girly Pop Nation lessons are all about.
[01:02:39]  You know, I thought it was some confectionery cook in Alabama.
[01:02:43]  Me too.
[01:02:45]  And alas, it's a music video.
[01:02:47]  It's going to get copyright strikes.
[01:02:50]  Yeah, that's fine.
[01:02:52]  It's fine.
[01:02:53]  You guys can decide whether or not to leave it in, but I think watching it for the context is awful.
[01:02:58]  No, no, no, no.
[01:02:59]  The other one.
[01:03:01]  Yep, yep.
[01:03:01]  This is the second one.
[01:03:02]  Oh, my God.
[01:03:04]  Two weeks ago.
[01:03:06]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:03:06]  It's the one before that.
[01:03:07]  Two weeks ago.
[01:03:07]  So I think it's a two weeks ago.
[01:03:09]  Yeah, Miss Whitman, I think, is the OG.
[01:03:13]  Sorry, can you pause for a moment?
[01:03:15]  She uses the Kanye to me.
[01:03:16]  I was just going to say she uses the soundtrack to Carnival, which is a Kanye West song.
[01:03:23]  Oh.
[01:03:23]  Callback to Alabama's father being married to a Kardashian.
[01:03:27]  Yes, it'd be his uncle.
[01:03:31]  She's a Kendrick of our generation.
[01:03:32]  Yeah, I just the joke.
[01:03:37]  Oh my dick like cognitive.
[01:03:57]  That stanky pussy got you kicked out the Kardashian house.
[01:04:00]  You hit my DM like no more this long you tapping out.
[01:04:03]  I go rehear with this flow, bitch.
[01:04:05]  I'm blacking out.
[01:04:06]  No, you not a model.
[01:04:07]  Get that flow right better than lotto.
[01:04:09]  You ugly with no makeup for some beach, you fucking Jacob.
[01:04:12]  How many times I got to tear these holes?
[01:04:14]  I've been my bitch.
[01:04:16]  This is the cash me outside, girl.
[01:04:18]  Yeah.
[01:04:18]  Yes.
[01:04:19]  She looks so different.
[01:04:21]  Yes, she got a lot of work done.
[01:04:22]  She's the only fan.
[01:04:23]  She became an OnlyFans model the day she turned 18 and made millions of dollars, which says a lot about how fucking disgusting dudes are in general.
[01:04:32]  That's not like a colloquialism or paraphrasing.
[01:04:36]  It was the day she turned 18.
[01:04:37]  Yeah, wait.
[01:04:37]  No, I'm 18.
[01:04:39]  What's up to me right now?
[01:04:40]  Yeah.
[01:04:41]  There's also the famous like fake DJ Academics tweet, which I've you can pull that up, Marge, if you want.
[01:04:48]  It wasn't actually DJ Academics, but it does sound a lot like something he would tweet.
[01:05:07]  Soldier's boy cheek.
[01:05:09]  Dye your hair like me.
[01:05:10]  We're a bitch, not me.
[01:05:11]  They fucked you back to back to back.
[01:05:13]  That could never be me.
[01:05:15]  Ain't speaking facts, she made me laugh.
[01:05:17]  I call her Marlow Wayne.
[01:05:18]  Them NFL boys ready to train on you.
[01:05:20]  Now you want a team.
[01:05:21]  How you rich got a thousand bodies?
[01:05:23]  Ain't nobody nothing to drink.
[01:05:34]  I'll pay the role to be your friend to meet the smoke out.
[01:05:37]  Oh my God.
[01:05:39]  Damn, Alabama.
[01:05:51]  You really dumb enough to think I'd tell you anything, you dumb dirty hoe.
[01:05:55]  I wouldn't tell you what color socks I got on.
[01:06:00]  Yeah.
[01:06:00]  Wow.
[01:06:01]  But guys, there's so many details here to really dig into.
[01:06:06]  For starters, did you notice the drummer was wearing a beanie and kind of looked like Travis Barker?
[01:06:14]  Okay, one.
[01:06:15]  Wow.
[01:06:16]  Two, a line that's been going very viral on TikTok.
[01:06:19]  Pardon my language.
[01:06:20]  She says, you suck the dick straight out my ass.
[01:06:23]  Who got the upper hand?
[01:06:24]  Which is an impressive way to flip.
[01:06:27]  Like, oh, you got my money.
[01:06:29]  The visual of that.
[01:06:31]  She's, you know, right after she did anal.
[01:06:34]  Wow.
[01:06:35]  That's crazy.
[01:06:35]  Yeah, it's true.
[01:06:37]  Wow.
[01:06:38]  Wow.
[01:06:39]  No, but I mean an incredible analysis.
[01:06:41]  I'm just saying.
[01:06:42]  Okay, but you're not going to have to do the biggest ones.
[01:06:46]  Did you guys know she had cancer?
[01:06:47]  Like, might still have.
[01:06:49]  Like, she's.
[01:06:50]  I did not know that.
[01:06:51]  Yes.
[01:06:52]  She had cancer.
[01:06:54]  She was in chemo for a minute.
[01:06:56]  Oh, my God.
[01:06:56]  And it was like she was talking about her chemo, and then she was talking about and doing this.
[01:07:03]  So I'm like, damn, girl, you're dealing with a lot.
[01:07:06]  So her boyfriend cheated on her while she had blood cancer?
[01:07:10]  Jesus Christ.
[01:07:13]  Yeah, correct me if I'm wrong.
[01:07:15]  Well, it depends on the blood cancer, but I think they can.
[01:07:20]  There's some, depending on the blood cancer, they can be pretty treatable.
[01:07:24]  Okay.
[01:07:25]  Yeah.
[01:07:27]  All right.
[01:07:28]  Thanks for the analysis.
[01:07:30]  That was even better than what I was saying about the anal thing.
[01:07:32]  Yeah.
[01:07:34]  Okay.
[01:07:34]  And then this is the second video that she's going to be okay.
[01:07:36]  Thank you, Dr. This is the second video that came out.
[01:07:39]  Or, no, sorry.
[01:07:40]  I think Alabama Berkeley.
[01:07:41]  There's a first one, but there's a second one.
[01:07:42]  I don't think Alabama Barker's come out with anything.
[01:07:45]  Alabama Barker has not replied to her?
[01:07:47]  Not yet.
[01:07:47]  She keeps alluding to coming out with the song, but we have not heard it yet.
[01:07:53]  Does Alabama Barker have an OnlyFans 2?
[01:07:55]  I don't think so.
[01:07:56]  Okay.
[01:07:57]  Well, you know, she comes from money.
[01:07:58]  So the specific lyric in question, by the way, I think she called, wait, did she call her a cracker?
[01:08:04]  Oh, that's why this was on the timeline.
[01:08:07]  I was wondering.
[01:08:08]  So, yeah, the controversy is.
[01:08:09]  That's what went on your tunnel.
[01:08:11]  Yeah, that's what I saw.
[01:08:13]  Because, you know, as you guys know, I also am an anti-white racist who's used the slur before and got banned off Twitch for it.
[01:08:20]  We do recall.
[01:08:21]  What?
[01:08:22]  We do recall.
[01:08:23]  Yeah.
[01:08:24]  I came from the past.
[01:08:25]  So it's weird.
[01:08:26]  Nabisco also gave me the past.
[01:08:28]  But it's weird that that would be in that entire video.
[01:08:33]  That's what people lasered in on where they're like, why is she using the slur?
[01:08:37]  It's like, well, first of all, she's white.
[01:08:39]  I think.
[01:08:39]  And also, like, cracker white.
[01:08:41]  So I think if there's like a person who could use the term cracker, bad baby is.
[01:08:46]  Did you just put a soft A on it, bro?
[01:08:48]  Come on.
[01:08:48]  Crack out my hair.
[01:08:49]  Thank you.
[01:08:50]  God damn.
[01:08:51]  Yeah.
[01:08:51]  Come on.
[01:08:52]  I find that deeply offensive.
[01:08:53]  I gave you the past.
[01:08:54]  You don't have to fucking celebrate.
[01:08:55]  Yeah, I'm sorry.
[01:08:56]  You give me the past.
[01:08:57]  I say it all the time.
[01:08:58]  I'm not going to be able to show up at the country club after this.
[01:09:01]  Come on, man.
[01:09:02]  Good thing we can keep saying that slur behind the paywall at patreon.com/slash fear because our time here is coming to a close before we go.
[01:09:12]  Thank you.
[01:09:13]  Wait, but there's more.
[01:09:15]  Oh, yes.
[01:09:17]  We'll unpack it up behind the paywall.
[01:09:19]  But, Pokey, we need you to give a shout out to whatever you've got going on.
[01:09:26]  Well, she's got the most fabulous pod.
[01:09:28]  I know.
[01:09:28]  That's what I'm saying.
[01:09:30]  Please do check out the Sweet and Sour podcast with Letty Teachu.
[01:09:32]  I love her to death.
[01:09:34]  Who's sweet?
[01:09:34]  Who's sour?
[01:09:36]  Who do you think?
[01:09:38]  Why are you?
[01:09:40]  I just want to.
[01:09:43]  Come on.
[01:09:44]  I want to hear him first.
[01:09:45]  I don't want to let him off the hook.
[01:09:47]  You guys are both sweet.
[01:09:48]  Good answer.
[01:09:50]  No one is sour answer for real.
[01:09:52]  No one is sour.
[01:09:53]  Sweet answer for real.
[01:09:55]  Oh, it's literally sour.
[01:09:59]  Wrong.
[01:10:00]  What do you guys think?
[01:10:01]  I think he's you're here.
[01:10:02]  We can't say it to your face.
[01:10:04]  Say what to my face.
[01:10:06]  Nothing.
[01:10:06]  You're definitely the sweet one.
[01:10:08]  You're definitely the sweet one.
[01:10:09]  I don't think you're sour.
[01:10:10]  You're the sweet one.
[01:10:12]  You had the best delivery on that.
[01:10:13]  I'll agree though.
[01:10:14]  What?
[01:10:15]  I thought I was convincing.
[01:10:16]  Listen, I think everyone can be a little sweet and sour.
[01:10:19]  I was just going to say that.
[01:10:20]  It's the duality of man.
[01:10:22]  Exactly.
[01:10:23]  But in this case, woman.
[01:10:24]  Oh.
[01:10:25]  Yes.
[01:10:26]  So suddenly.
[01:10:27]  It was right there.
[01:10:28]  Some JZ fans are going to eat me a lot.
[01:10:30]  The duality of man in a female podcast.
[01:10:33]  Some days I'm sweet, but if it's my luteal phase, I'm definitely the sour one.
[01:10:37]  Which is two weeks out of the fucking month.
[01:10:39]  Yeah.
[01:10:40]  No, it's just a week leading up to the period.
[01:10:42]  But also on your period, it's such a good thing.
[01:10:43]  But that's too sour, I totally get what you're saying.
[01:10:46]  Yeah, it's like the pre-period.
[01:10:47]  It's like the pre-season.
[01:10:48]  And then you got to fucking play the season.
[01:10:50]  Did you just compare a woman's menstrual cycle to the football season?
[01:10:53]  Because that is the least good thing you've ever done.
[01:10:56]  As a gay man, women menstruating.
[01:10:58]  That's like the NFL.
[01:10:59]  I'll tell you, you got your quarterback.
[01:11:00]  That's the ovaries.
[01:11:02]  And then the labi is your offensive lineman.
[01:11:05]  And when they are really clicking, you know, you got three-second drop back, six inches to the cervix.
[01:11:11]  I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
[01:11:13]  Oh, my.
[01:11:14]  Okay, yeah, sweet and sour podcast.
[01:11:15]  Sweet and sour podcast.
[01:11:16]  Anything else you want to plug?
[01:11:18]  No, but I didn't finish the bad baby story if I could please.
[01:11:23]  Oh, really quickly.
[01:11:25]  The reason I wanted to bring this up is because, okay, for starters, it's kind of sad to see two women pitted so intensely against each other.
[01:11:32]  Yeah.
[01:11:32]  You're ugly.
[01:11:32]  I'm with your man.
[01:11:34]  The music's kind of heat a little bit.
[01:11:36]  But it's a little bit sad.
[01:11:38]  But now Bad Baby seems to be doing like streams and PR interviews and things with the like.
[01:11:44]  And something else that kind of frightens me is she's been talking more about her relationship with her boyfriend and how they are both very physically abusive.
[01:11:51]  And I think this all being, it's so viral on TikTok right now that I worry it's kind of normalizing toxic relationships.
[01:11:59]  Anyways, that was my Girly Pop Nation.

=== Exciting Film Stunts And Drama (03:41) ===

[01:12:02]  That's a good bow on that.
[01:12:03]  Yeah.
[01:12:03]  Thank you.
[01:12:04]  I love that.
[01:12:04]  Thank you so much.
[01:12:05]  Thank you, Pokey.
[01:12:05]  Anything you guys want to shout out?
[01:12:07]  I want to shout out your clothing because I wore your hoodie and your pants in Japan.
[01:12:12]  It is not only incredibly fashionable.
[01:12:14]  Can people still buy it?
[01:12:15]  No, but it's so exciting.
[01:12:17]  Get fucked, idiots.
[01:12:18]  You missed out.
[01:12:19]  I'm so glad you liked it.
[01:12:21]  That's all that matters to me.
[01:12:24]  I had one more thing to say.
[01:12:25]  Please.
[01:12:26]  Will and I, I got the opportunity.
[01:12:28]  I got invited to host the red carpet at the Glad Awards.
[01:12:32]  Yes.
[01:12:33]  Oh, I saw that.
[01:12:34]  Yeah.
[01:12:35]  Wait, this episode's going to go long because we have one more topic we have to talk about.
[01:12:39]  Okay.
[01:12:39]  Okay.
[01:12:39]  Sorry.
[01:12:40]  Okay.
[01:12:41]  So I got invited by GLAD.
[01:12:44]  They reached out to me and they asked if I would host.
[01:12:46]  What's Glad?
[01:12:47]  It's an LGBTQ charity.
[01:12:49]  But anyway, I was like, Will, we got to do it together.
[01:12:52]  Yeah.
[01:12:53]  Are you going to?
[01:12:53]  Oh, yeah.
[01:12:54]  We're going to get it.
[01:12:54]  So Will and I, we're going to get an outfit and we're going to interview gay celebrities.
[01:13:01]  I might get to meet someone I'm a huge fan of.
[01:13:03]  Who?
[01:13:04]  Sidney Sweeney.
[01:13:05]  Sydney Sweeney.
[01:13:05]  Yes.
[01:13:06]  Wait, she ain't even gay.
[01:13:07]  Why is she getting celebrated?
[01:13:09]  What do you mean?
[01:13:09]  She's supporting.
[01:13:11]  Yeah, she's an ally.
[01:13:12]  She's an ally for me to fucking support her.
[01:13:14]  You know who's going to be there that I'm really excited about?
[01:13:16]  And I need you guys' opinion on this, but Cooper Koch.
[01:13:20]  Ally.
[01:13:20]  Who's that?
[01:13:21]  Cooper Koch.
[01:13:22]  I want to ask him about.
[01:13:23]  Who's Cooper Koch?
[01:13:25]  He's in Monsters.
[01:13:26]  The guy with his pen.
[01:13:27]  Remember his penis?
[01:13:28]  I don't.
[01:13:29]  Yeah.
[01:13:30]  I want to ask him if it was really his penis.
[01:13:32]  Yeah.
[01:13:33]  I want to ask him like.
[01:13:34]  Handsome man.
[01:13:35]  Yeah.
[01:13:35]  Yeah.
[01:13:35]  I wanted to ask him like how it came to be.
[01:13:37]  Anyway, okay.
[01:13:38]  One more topic.
[01:13:40]  Austin and I, we film a lot of great stuff together.
[01:13:43]  This is a bonus topic.
[01:13:44]  I know we're going long, but this has to be in the main episode.
[01:13:46]  We film a lot of exciting stuff together.
[01:13:48]  We recently, I can't say for what, but we did a long segment of stunt work for a film promo.
[01:13:54]  Oh, that's exciting.
[01:13:55]  And Austin was fabulous for his first stunt work.
[01:13:59]  Was he shirtless?
[01:14:00]  No, he wasn't shirtless, but he did blocking broken bottles, throwing a fake cinder block.
[01:14:05]  Really good until the end of the day.
[01:14:07]  Yes.
[01:14:08]  When he had to throw an elbow.
[01:14:10]  Yes.
[01:14:10]  And he kept hitting this poor stunt man in the face no less than six or seven times.
[01:14:20]  Well, I kept having to throw an elbow.
[01:14:23]  And so basically the scene was, I don't know if, can I describe the scene?
[01:14:26]  You can describe the scene.
[01:14:27]  The scene was I have to come in and headbutt this guy and then throw an elbow and then kick him into the wall, right?
[01:14:34]  But I kept.
[01:14:35]  Well, the stunt man, when you throw something, he has to go the opposite direction to sell it.
[01:14:41]  And Austin kept getting very like he didn't know where the elbow was going.
[01:14:46]  He was getting creative when he shouldn't have.
[01:14:47]  Yeah, he sometimes he'd throw it with the left.
[01:14:49]  Sometimes he'd come backwards with the right.
[01:14:51]  And he was just like, I was just eye clocking.
[01:14:53]  Oh, so he just kept leaning into it on accident.
[01:14:56]  Yeah.
[01:14:56]  Getting smashed.
[01:14:57]  I just kept hitting him.
[01:14:58]  And I mean, I think we got the shot.
[01:15:01]  With that, like, there was like five takes where he would hit him and he'd go, ah, geez, right?
[01:15:07]  And then you would stop.
[01:15:08]  Yeah, no.
[01:15:09]  So you ruined the show.
[01:15:12]  You got to just roll with it.
[01:15:14]  Like, he's rolling with the punches.
[01:15:15]  Literally.
[01:15:16]  So you just pummeled this man with your elbow for no reason so hard that the director was like, do we want to bring in Austin stunt double for this scene?
[01:15:24]  Yeah.
[01:15:25]  They thought about bringing in my stunt devil.
[01:15:27]  Yeah.
[01:15:27]  But I mean, look.
[01:15:28]  Other than that, he was flawless.
[01:15:30]  Yeah.
[01:15:30]  It was just the elbow.
[01:15:31]  Yeah, it was tough.
[01:15:32]  But I was better at, I mean, my acting was a little, you know.
[01:15:36]  No, the acting was good.
[01:15:37]  It was better this time.
[01:15:38]  Yeah.
[01:15:38]  You know, because we didn't have a script.
[01:15:40]  But anyway, that's it for the episode, ladies and gentlemen.

=== Stunt Doubles And Acting Takes (01:10) ===

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[01:16:11]  Slash fear and does alcohol do that to your brain where you just can't speak?
[01:16:17]  Your invitation to things is like, hey, I have uh, Schmorgesborg is playing at Glorpglorp and we're just gonna fucking do.
[01:16:26]  Schmorgesborg is playing at Glorpglorp, I invited him to Coachella.
[01:16:32]  Is this guy for fucking real?
[01:16:34]  Yeah, exactly the most recognized, Recognized festival in the United States, and you named it an alien name.
[01:16:43]  Like I was taking you to a fork in a microwave for an hour and listening to it.
[01:16:47]  Yeah.
[01:16:48]  This isn't lunatic shit.
[01:16:49]  I think everybody in Los Angeles goes to this fucking concert.