Fear& - QTCinderella Says It ft. AMP Agent | Fear&
Aired: 2024-11-04
Duration: 01:04:10


=== Surviving Another Happy Halloween (09:40) ===

[00:00:00]  What's you like like a you like like a ways you yeah, like you call him YNs in 2024?
[00:00:05]  I have no clue these words you're saying no one here calls them YNs that's like a it's a young am I saying something bad?
[00:00:14]  Technically you said nigga, but you see that you have your eight.
[00:00:39]  Ladies and gentlemen, we survived another.
[00:00:42]  Happy Halloween.
[00:00:43]  Happy Halloween, cutie.
[00:00:45]  You look cutie, You look good, but like in a shitty way You look like the protagonist of an HBO thriller, like at her lowest moment, where she's like oh my god, like hot girl shit, but also like yeah, also like definitely you're in the dumps.
[00:01:00]  I feel like I'm fine.
[00:01:02]  So that's great.
[00:01:03]  I think it was the posturing.
[00:01:05]  Yeah, that that's the pose.
[00:01:07]  What happened?
[00:01:07]  What happened to your forehead?
[00:01:08]  I don't know.
[00:01:10]  Right.
[00:01:10]  Bit of a bruise.
[00:01:11]  It's massive.
[00:01:12]  Is Ludwig hurting you?
[00:01:13]  It's a bump.
[00:01:14]  Blink twice if Ludwig.
[00:01:15]  Do I have to kill him?
[00:01:16]  Dude, I'll kill him.
[00:01:17]  A big guys, we're a guest today.
[00:01:20]  Oh, that's right.
[00:01:20]  That's how we start off here.
[00:01:22]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:01:23]  Agent 0-0.
[00:01:24]  Yeah.
[00:01:26]  This is how we always start it.
[00:01:28]  We got a very special guest in the building.
[00:01:29]  AMP's very own agent.
[00:01:31]  That's right.
[00:01:32]  That's right.
[00:01:33]  Yeah.
[00:01:33]  Last night I saw him at Cutie Cinderella's party.
[00:01:36]  I was like, you have to come on the podcast.
[00:01:38]  And also, more importantly, we have to ball.
[00:01:41]  Yeah.
[00:01:42]  Yeah, I did.
[00:01:43]  I did say that.
[00:01:44]  Yeah, I'm down to do that too.
[00:01:45]  Can you ball?
[00:01:46]  I'm all right.
[00:01:47]  I'm okay.
[00:01:48]  Like, I've definitely won my fair share of games.
[00:01:50]  Okay.
[00:01:50]  But then he told me something.
[00:01:51]  He's Canadian, so he's pushing.
[00:01:53]  Don't leak the thing I told you.
[00:01:54]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:01:55]  He told me his resume.
[00:01:56]  And then I thought, like, maybe I should probably practice.
[00:01:58]  No, he literally.
[00:01:59]  Okay.
[00:01:59]  So originally when we first started talking, he's like, I've seen you ball.
[00:02:03]  I think I could cook you.
[00:02:04]  I've seen you shoot and dribble.
[00:02:05]  And you shoot and dribble.
[00:02:06]  That's a big part of the game.
[00:02:07]  Yeah, the plumbers in the 60s.
[00:02:09]  You know, in the 60s, they used to play plumber basketball.
[00:02:12]  Segregation.
[00:02:14]  You hoop like them a little bit.
[00:02:15]  Yeah, back then.
[00:02:16]  Back then when we were on top.
[00:02:18]  What?
[00:02:20]  We as in.
[00:02:21]  I was zoned out for a while and I came back to the point line and dunking.
[00:02:25]  He's right.
[00:02:26]  Yeah.
[00:02:27]  Mostly black people being allowed to play basketball.
[00:02:29]  Yeah, that was a big factor, too.
[00:02:31]  That was a big factor, too.
[00:02:32]  That's a big difference.
[00:02:32]  That's why I really hurt the stats.
[00:02:33]  And that's why the Boston Celtics championships have them don't count.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  Oh, I agree with that.
[00:02:38]  Yeah.
[00:02:40]  But in any case, and then I told you what I did, and you were like, never mind.
[00:02:44]  I hit a train.
[00:02:45]  But I've been do it though.
[00:02:47]  I shouldn't have told you that, though.
[00:02:48]  No, it's fine.
[00:02:49]  It's better.
[00:02:49]  It's better because I don't like when I'm surprised by how amazing somebody is.
[00:02:53]  Because just be upfront with me.
[00:02:55]  Because if I play you in Call of Duty and you're a pro, but you like play it down and I get slammed, I'm like, you could have just told me that.
[00:03:02]  That's true, but I'm not a pro and I'm an ass.
[00:03:04]  And you're going to be me now because I had like a lucky streak against.
[00:03:08]  He used to be good.
[00:03:09]  And then he got on his big fitness kick and he plays like two hours of basketball every day almost.
[00:03:15]  And now he's very good.
[00:03:16]  He's very good.
[00:03:17]  I would say he's very good.
[00:03:19]  Oh, he's just gassing me out.
[00:03:21]  He's very good amongst.
[00:03:23]  We used to like split points.
[00:03:25]  The last time I played him, he destroyed me.
[00:03:27]  And how good are you?
[00:03:29]  Not good.
[00:03:30]  Okay.
[00:03:31]  I'll tell you this much.
[00:03:33]  Back when I wasn't very good, I played Ludwig at shit camp.
[00:03:40]  And I beat Ludwig with only my left hand 11-0.
[00:03:46]  And that experience.
[00:03:47]  Ludwig is a dirty player, though.
[00:03:48]  And yeah, and that experience.
[00:03:49]  Dirty, like Pat Bev.
[00:03:50]  Like, yeah, he'll beat the shit out of you.
[00:03:52]  All right.
[00:03:52]  Like Cash Nasty.
[00:03:54]  Yeah.
[00:03:56]  He's throwing bows for sure.
[00:03:57]  Yes.
[00:03:57]  Oh, also, speaking of which, Cash Nasty actually wants to play as well.
[00:04:01]  Hey, good luck.
[00:04:02]  I've heard from Chris that he, this is so outside of the scope of interest of our audience.
[00:04:09]  Oh my God.
[00:04:09]  I've just realized, like, I don't know who the fuck any of these people are.
[00:04:12]  Cash Nasty is a basketball content creator.
[00:04:14]  He's notorious for like having this massive win-loss record.
[00:04:18]  And he's like a very, he's a very psychological basketball player.
[00:04:22]  And he is.
[00:04:22]  That's what Chris said.
[00:04:23]  And he also is a very, yeah, they were saying he plays bullshit.
[00:04:26]  He's just an imposing man.
[00:04:27]  You better show that.
[00:04:27]  Yeah, but he is very active.
[00:04:30]  But yeah, after the video that I shot with Jesser, he was like hitting me up to be like, we got to play.
[00:04:37]  So he's going to get his licks in.
[00:04:40]  I don't know.
[00:04:40]  We'll see.
[00:04:41]  I'm not very good.
[00:04:42]  I just got lucky at a couple different to this panel here.
[00:04:46]  I got very lucky a couple different times.
[00:04:47]  It's fine.
[00:04:48]  I mean, you've seen me with the game winner over Max, I assume.
[00:04:52]  That's like, and you're still like, yeah, he's all right.
[00:04:54]  He's just you're a whole foot taller than him.
[00:04:57]  That's true.
[00:04:58]  That is true.
[00:04:59]  That helps in basketball.
[00:05:00]  In any case, we are not going to be talking about that the whole episode.
[00:05:04]  Don't worry, guys.
[00:05:07]  Last night we met and we hung out at Cutie Cinderella's event Halloween party.
[00:05:14]  Are you hungover?
[00:05:15]  I'm so hungover.
[00:05:16]  It's actually insane.
[00:05:17]  It's the first time I've drank in like, I don't know how long.
[00:05:19]  I don't think I've ever seen you turn up like that.
[00:05:22]  Well, stupid Caroline and I, respectfully.
[00:05:25]  Okay.
[00:05:25]  We're going drink for drink.
[00:05:28]  Yeah, that's like, that's like normal party stuff.
[00:05:30]  Yo, stupid.
[00:05:31]  We're both over party stuff.
[00:05:33]  Well, I guess I'm 30, but she's like 35.
[00:05:35]  So.
[00:05:36]  Okay.
[00:05:37]  Is Caroline 30?
[00:05:38]  No.
[00:05:39]  No.
[00:05:39]  She's taxed some years on.
[00:05:41]  Damn.
[00:05:42]  I'm just having fun.
[00:05:43]  That's fucked up.
[00:05:45]  How old are you?
[00:05:45]  I'm 28.
[00:05:46]  It feels nice, actually.
[00:05:47]  Okay, you're fucking old, too.
[00:05:48]  Shut up.
[00:05:48]  Usually I'm the oldest one in the room.
[00:05:50]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:05:51]  He's in fucking, what's his phase?
[00:05:53]  Duke Dennis.
[00:05:54]  Yeah, but like, like, it's really just us.
[00:05:56]  How old is he?
[00:05:57]  He's 30.
[00:05:58]  Oh, he's only 30?
[00:06:00]  Damn.
[00:06:00]  Okay.
[00:06:00]  I was like, I always thought he was a boomer.
[00:06:03]  Nah, it depends who you ask.
[00:06:04]  Yeah, he's a boomer.
[00:06:05]  If you're 30, you're a boomer.
[00:06:07]  Yeah.
[00:06:07]  Yeah, you're like boomer at Jason.
[00:06:09]  I remember him.
[00:06:11]  Yeah, don't be comfortable in your age.
[00:06:13]  It's already too late for me.
[00:06:14]  Like, I feel like my gaming skills are already decreasing.
[00:06:16]  Oh, yeah.
[00:06:17]  I may be cooked.
[00:06:18]  Yeah, that's however it happens.
[00:06:20]  But the thing I was going to mention about your party is, well, two things.
[00:06:24]  One, you're Muslim.
[00:06:27]  And last night was the only time.
[00:06:31]  Listen, let me explain.
[00:06:33]  Last night was the only time where I was drinking.
[00:06:35]  Number one, there was a Muslim.
[00:06:39]  So I walk up and I normally don't drink, but not out of like religious purposes or anything like that.
[00:06:44]  I'm not like a very big, I'm not a very good Muslim, very bad Muslim, as a matter of fact.
[00:06:50]  But I normally don't drink because I'm old and a curmudgeon.
[00:06:54]  But last night I was drinking and I walked up to you and I was like, you don't drink, right?
[00:06:58]  And you're like, no.
[00:06:59]  And that was the first time, I think, in a very long time where I felt like a sense of shame where I was like, oh, no.
[00:07:06]  Oh, God.
[00:07:07]  This is fucked up.
[00:07:09]  But still down the drink, though.
[00:07:12]  Yeah, I still downed it.
[00:07:13]  Yeah.
[00:07:14]  I mean, I already got it.
[00:07:15]  Despite that shit.
[00:07:16]  Yeah.
[00:07:16]  It became taboo.
[00:07:18]  It was more satisfying.
[00:07:19]  Yeah.
[00:07:19]  So why don't you drink?
[00:07:20]  I actually don't like talking about it when I go out places because like there's usually two reactions people give me.
[00:07:25]  They'll be like, they'll give you like the, you know, a little baby reaction like, oh, that's so, that's so good.
[00:07:30]  Like, I wish I was like you.
[00:07:33]  Or they'll just like try and peer pressure you to drink.
[00:07:35]  Yeah.
[00:07:36]  They can't just be like, oh, okay, that's cool.
[00:07:37]  And then just move on.
[00:07:38]  Or the third thing where you're like, I feel a sense of shame now about my.
[00:07:42]  Yeah, and I don't want to make people feel bad because it's not like a decision at it being better.
[00:07:46]  Like, I just know myself.
[00:07:46]  I could barely control Lay's ketchup chips, gang.
[00:07:49]  I'm cooked if I try like a substance that's actually addictive.
[00:07:53]  That's funny.
[00:07:54]  Okay.
[00:07:54]  That's a good choice.
[00:07:55]  I've always said that about cigarettes.
[00:07:57]  I love the smell of cigarettes.
[00:07:59]  I love it.
[00:07:59]  It's almost like I thought you were saying ketchup chips were too intoxicating for you.
[00:08:04]  And I was like, I didn't know that.
[00:08:06]  He's like Canadian.
[00:08:07]  Yeah, we got ketchup chips.
[00:08:08]  That is like Canadian crack, right?
[00:08:10]  There's ketchup chips for sure.
[00:08:11]  I should have lost them.
[00:08:12]  I love.
[00:08:13]  Have you ever tried drinking?
[00:08:15]  No, I never, never a good choice.
[00:08:17]  You don't eat pork.
[00:08:18]  Have you ever accidentally had pork?
[00:08:21]  I don't remember.
[00:08:22]  Probably have.
[00:08:23]  Maybe like a jelly bean or whatever.
[00:08:26]  Yeah.
[00:08:26]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:27]  Certain types of gelatin.
[00:08:28]  Marshmallows.
[00:08:29]  What?
[00:08:30]  Yeah.
[00:08:31]  I always thought that was just sugar.
[00:08:33]  Never.
[00:08:34]  No, they have pork fat in it, I think.
[00:08:35]  Or pork gelatin in it.
[00:08:37]  Jello is not halal.
[00:08:39]  Yeah.
[00:08:41]  There's different types of gelatin, so it depends on what's in there.
[00:08:43]  But damn.
[00:08:43]  You know, if you don't know, it's not the end of the world.
[00:08:45]  Like, there's way worse sins than eating gelatin.
[00:08:47]  Yeah.
[00:08:48]  True.
[00:08:48]  So, yeah.
[00:08:50]  I don't know.
[00:08:50]  I don't know about that.
[00:08:51]  Not if you ask the, not if you ask Turkish people.
[00:08:54]  It's weird.
[00:08:54]  They drink alcohol, but the pork is the one thing that they're like.
[00:08:58]  It's pork, and that's the main one, actually.
[00:09:02]  Like, it's pork.
[00:09:02]  Like, people not eat pork and act like they're a really good music.
[00:09:05]  Yeah.
[00:09:05]  I know, I, I, you know, I know motherfuckers that do drugs and drink alcohol and gamble, but they don't eat pork.
[00:09:12]  They're like, haram.
[00:09:14]  Yeah, I feel like people sometimes.
[00:09:15]  Yeah, I might be a good Muslim because I don't eat pork.
[00:09:18]  Yeah.
[00:09:19]  You might qualify.
[00:09:19]  But like, yeah, deadass thing.
[00:09:21]  Sometimes people think like religion is very restrictive, but it truly just depends on how you see it.
[00:09:26]  It could give you like a framework and a structure for how to live a peaceful, like prosperous life.
[00:09:30]  Because I feel like without it, you could also just be lost.
[00:09:33]  And there's a lot of people that just feel like they don't have a purpose.
[00:09:35]  And I think that's the one main benefit.
[00:09:37]  More than ever.
[00:09:37]  And I think it gives you discipline too.
[00:09:39]  Like, it's not easy to pray five times a day.

=== Religion As A Peaceful Framework (09:03) ===

[00:09:40]  A lot of days I airball and I just make him up later.
[00:09:43]  But like, yeah, bro, I be trying, but it's hard.
[00:09:46]  It just depends on your environment, you know?
[00:09:48]  Yeah.
[00:09:48]  Okay.
[00:09:48]  Well, don't worry.
[00:09:49]  We're not going to be talking about Islam any longer.
[00:09:52]  But this is not like a couple people paying.
[00:09:55]  Yeah, this is turning into like an interrogation.
[00:09:57]  It's like, so when did you come into the country?
[00:10:01]  But yeah, actually, I will ask you about that.
[00:10:03]  So you're from Canada originally.
[00:10:04]  Yeah.
[00:10:05]  What part?
[00:10:06]  Like the east north side of Toronto.
[00:10:07]  I bounced around a bit.
[00:10:08]  Okay, so I knew this already.
[00:10:10]  So I got to ask you, what the fuck is wrong with the Toronto accent?
[00:10:15]  It's not a Toronto accent.
[00:10:17]  It's just made up.
[00:10:17]  Most people in Toronto sound like me, but there's like a, it's like, that's like the hood accent.
[00:10:23]  But also, they could turn it off.
[00:10:25]  Like they choose to turn it on.
[00:10:27]  There's a can you do it?
[00:10:28]  No, I can't do it.
[00:10:29]  I didn't grow up in the areas where people did.
[00:10:31]  Wait, what is it?
[00:10:31]  I don't know.
[00:10:32]  You're talking about St. Boy Jones.
[00:10:33]  No, please don't, bro.
[00:10:34]  No, pull up a girl who's like, if that is true, then you smoke that you.
[00:10:40]  You don't know.
[00:10:43]  What is her name?
[00:10:44]  I don't know.
[00:10:44]  Honestly.
[00:10:45]  I don't know exactly.
[00:10:46]  I know who she is, though.
[00:10:47]  Yeah.
[00:10:47]  No, this is pain for him.
[00:10:49]  I'm punishing him.
[00:10:50]  Look up Toronto Accent TikTok.
[00:10:53]  It'll come up.
[00:10:53]  There's a million of them.
[00:10:54]  TikTok has done irreparable harm to Toronto.
[00:10:56]  That's the girl.
[00:10:57]  Yeah, that's the girl.
[00:10:58]  Yeah.
[00:10:59]  Plush.
[00:11:00]  Oh, why is so crazy?
[00:11:02]  Thank God.
[00:11:03]  Oh, no.
[00:11:04]  Thank God.
[00:11:06]  Hey, look at that.
[00:11:07]  Why don't we have speakers?
[00:11:09]  I stole it because my speakers are.
[00:11:10]  You're such a piece of shit.
[00:11:12]  I stole it because my speakers are busted, but it's his fault because I fucking told him, like, I will never blame Marsh for anything ever in my life.
[00:11:18]  True.
[00:11:18]  That's actually smart.
[00:11:19]  This is your fault.
[00:11:20]  Yeah.
[00:11:20]  This is Marsh's fault.
[00:11:22]  No.
[00:11:22]  Well, anyway, it just sounds like a bunch of accents ran from different directions and collided.
[00:11:27]  Yeah, it's mainly Jamaican, though.
[00:11:28]  Like, there's like, especially 20 years ago, there was a lot of Jamaicans in Toronto.
[00:11:32]  So we borrowed a lot from that culture.
[00:11:34]  But also, they say like you, which is like a Philly thing.
[00:11:40]  I don't know about that.
[00:11:41]  What's you?
[00:11:42]  Like, like a ute, like, like a Waze Ute.
[00:11:44]  Yeah, like, you call him YNs in 2024?
[00:11:46]  I have no clue these words you're saying.
[00:11:48]  No one here calls them YNs.
[00:11:50]  Oh, okay.
[00:11:50]  Yeah.
[00:11:51]  What's that?
[00:11:51]  YN.
[00:11:52]  That's like a, it's a young.
[00:11:54]  Am I saying something bad?
[00:11:55]  Don't technically, you said nigga, but you do.
[00:11:57]  Oh my god, you did not see that.
[00:11:59]  You like God.
[00:12:01]  Oh my god, you have your A, you have your cinema moment.
[00:12:09]  That's the open.
[00:12:09]  That's the open right there.
[00:12:11]  That's so bad.
[00:12:12]  Why did you just say that?
[00:12:14]  Because I don't think of that.
[00:12:15]  I'd just be saying it.
[00:12:16]  Yeah.
[00:12:16]  But why did no one say anything?
[00:12:19]  So naturally, I felt like you had said it before.
[00:12:21]  I know.
[00:12:22]  No, it's just a way to describe like I'm so stressed.
[00:12:24]  Yeah, it's okay.
[00:12:26]  Okay, I don't think it is.
[00:12:29]  I'm going to jail.
[00:12:30]  This got so red.
[00:12:33]  That was awesome.
[00:12:34]  I've never done anything like that.
[00:12:35]  I'm like, well, I know.
[00:12:36]  This is why I wanted me to be on the Crash Dummies podcast when I linked up with him.
[00:12:40]  Because you would just wait for me to repeat words like a dumbass parrot and say, what does this word mean?
[00:12:44]  What does this word mean?
[00:12:46]  Yeah.
[00:12:46]  But that's cool, though.
[00:12:47]  I know you didn't mean it was the second word or the first word.
[00:12:49]  No, like everybody used it though.
[00:12:50]  Like it's just like linking.
[00:12:52]  What do you mean?
[00:12:52]  Like he says you.
[00:12:54]  No, okay.
[00:12:56]  No.
[00:12:57]  The second word, never say that again.
[00:12:59]  Like I just said the cutie, cutie, wow, what's he saying?
[00:13:04]  No, you're taking it.
[00:13:05]  Wait, you just said that.
[00:13:06]  Yeah, we're fucking with you.
[00:13:07]  No, but like, it's kind of like saying N-word.
[00:13:09]  Like, you're not saying the N-word.
[00:13:10]  Yeah, you're not saying the word, the acronym N, means.
[00:13:14]  But I feel like people shouldn't get comfortable.
[00:13:15]  White people should not get comfortable saying it in general.
[00:13:17]  No, I'll say it now.
[00:13:18]  No, no, but like.
[00:13:20]  I'm changing my screen name.
[00:13:22]  But like, that's another TikTok thing where like everyone says it now.
[00:13:28]  Yeah, there was a whole like dialogue about that.
[00:13:30]  It's kind of an impossible word to police.
[00:13:31]  And you know what I'm saying?
[00:13:32]  When the camera's not on, hella people be letting it fly.
[00:13:34]  So yeah.
[00:13:36]  Hell yeah.
[00:13:37]  What?
[00:13:37]  No, not in these circles.
[00:13:39]  We are very, we're PC.
[00:13:41]  We're very PC.
[00:13:42]  What does PC mean?
[00:13:43]  Politically correct.
[00:13:44]  Oh, it's another way of wording.
[00:13:47]  Yeah.
[00:13:49]  I mean, actually, that is true.
[00:13:50]  Like, I don't have any, like, I mean, in college, it was different, but since I've moved out to LA and like the friends I have out here, there's, they, they don't even say the R word.
[00:14:02]  You said it growing up?
[00:14:03]  Me?
[00:14:04]  I grew up in Turkey.
[00:14:06]  It's a big thing in Turkey.
[00:14:07]  It's a, oh, okay.
[00:14:08]  I want to show you something.
[00:14:09]  I never, I never said the N-word.
[00:14:11]  I said a lot of the F word.
[00:14:13]  The F-word was going around hot.
[00:14:15]  For people that don't know, the Ottoman Empire never participated in shadow slavery.
[00:14:20]  There's not a lot of black people in Turkey.
[00:14:23]  No, no, no, no.
[00:14:24]  I'm going to let me explain.
[00:14:25]  I'm fucking with you.
[00:14:26]  It's like, it's like going to China.
[00:14:27]  And if you're like a black person going to China, they treat you differently, but it's like, it's almost not the same energy from what I understand from what my friends have told me that it's like it's otherizing, but it's not like racist in the same way that like a white person in Alabama might be racist.
[00:14:46]  Right.
[00:14:46]  I don't know.
[00:14:47]  They can be racist for sure.
[00:14:49]  No, for sure.
[00:14:49]  But it's like, it's more so like, oh, I've never seen a black person before type of situation.
[00:14:55]  But in Turkey, just like the rest of the world where there are not, if there are not a lot of black people in your country, everyone is fascinated with American culture, which is black culture.
[00:15:04]  There's a Turkish rapper who has the N-word tattooed on him.
[00:15:08]  Not with a hard R. Not with a hard R with a soft R. Tattooed on him in English?
[00:15:13]  In English.
[00:15:14]  Not even in the language he speaks.
[00:15:16]  No, we don't even have like a real N-word in Turkish.
[00:15:19]  Is there like an American equivalent to that?
[00:15:20]  Like when people put like Japanese, Japanese text on him.
[00:15:24]  Yeah, definitely.
[00:15:24]  They got to be an equivalent to that all the time.
[00:15:27]  Yeah.
[00:15:27]  Like, and Analina Jolie has like, what, like Hindi faith scrolls like on her back, like right here.
[00:15:34]  Yeah, people do that all the time.
[00:15:36]  Yeah.
[00:15:36]  But I've always, I've always found it fascinating because he like came to America and he like, I forget where he went.
[00:15:43]  I think it went to like Compton and he like shot a music video.
[00:15:46]  No, no, no.
[00:15:46]  He just shot a music video because he's foreign.
[00:15:48]  So like they fucked with him.
[00:15:50]  Like they weren't, they didn't think he was like bad.
[00:15:53]  Oh, they just thought it was funny.
[00:15:55]  Yeah, they thought it was like a zoo animal.
[00:15:58]  Kind of.
[00:15:58]  Yeah, they were like, they were like, what the fuck is this guy doing?
[00:16:01]  That's actually insane.
[00:16:03]  Yeah, but it was like a Turkish rapper.
[00:16:04]  Let me see if I can find it.
[00:16:06]  Marsh, if you Google Turkish rapper N-word tattoo, it might come up.
[00:16:11]  Did it come up?
[00:16:13]  Wow.
[00:16:14]  Wow.
[00:16:15]  The NLE Choppa.
[00:16:18]  Yeah, he's NLE Chapter.
[00:16:20]  Wow.
[00:16:21]  Yeah.
[00:16:23]  Okay.
[00:16:23]  If I can find it, I'll show you.
[00:16:26]  But no, I don't.
[00:16:28]  I'm saying that in college, people would let it rip.
[00:16:32]  There's a lot of people that do that, no cap.
[00:16:33]  Yeah.
[00:16:35]  Or they'll let it slip.
[00:16:36]  Well, that too.
[00:16:37]  I feel like if you let it rip, you let it slip.
[00:16:41]  That's the principle.
[00:16:41]  If you're saying it like off-camera, or if you're comfortable enough saying it, then you probably will inevitably say it on camera.
[00:16:48]  Yeah, tough position to be in for y'all.
[00:16:50]  I'm not going to lie.
[00:16:50]  Because there's a lot of music with that word in it.
[00:16:53]  And memorizing lyrics.
[00:16:54]  You have the word in your brain.
[00:16:56]  Now you're thinking about it.
[00:16:58]  Me?
[00:16:58]  Yeah.
[00:16:59]  I can see you thinking about it.
[00:17:00]  I only don't memorize lyrics always.
[00:17:05]  Taylor Swift says with the N-word wall.
[00:17:07]  She never says that.
[00:17:09]  She never says it.
[00:17:12]  Good for album.
[00:17:12]  Yeah.
[00:17:13]  That would be crazy.
[00:17:14]  Yeah, that dramatically redefines that statement that she had where she was like, let's go back to the 1700s.
[00:17:20]  Yeah, she did say that.
[00:17:22]  Only the good parts.
[00:17:23]  Yeah, without the racism.
[00:17:24]  Only the good parts.
[00:17:25]  That is what she said.
[00:17:26]  What was going on in the 1700s?
[00:17:27]  Oh, rickets.
[00:17:28]  A lot of like slavery.
[00:17:30]  Yeah, they took like a bath a week.
[00:17:34]  Who would want that?
[00:17:36]  I don't know.
[00:17:37]  I think it's because it's like that era is so romanticized in like romance novels.
[00:17:42]  But it's not even like Jurassic Park, I get is dinosaurs.
[00:17:45]  Okay.
[00:17:45]  Get to see some dinosaurs.
[00:17:46]  Yeah.
[00:17:47]  Feel me?
[00:17:47]  Yeah, but like, why can't she do a song about dinosaurs?
[00:17:50]  She maybe she has.
[00:17:52]  She did a song about a cat roaring, and that's kind of like dinosaurs.
[00:17:56]  It's nothing like a dinosaur.
[00:17:57]  That's nothing.
[00:17:58]  Song about birds.
[00:17:59]  Birds kind of share dinosaur features.
[00:18:01]  Birds.
[00:18:01]  Yep.
[00:18:01]  There's some birds.
[00:18:02]  I would say bigger than the whole sky.
[00:18:04]  There's birds.
[00:18:04]  She talks about a bird flapping its wings over Asia.
[00:18:06]  So kind of the same thing.
[00:18:08]  I'm a bit of an encyclopedia.
[00:18:10]  Yeah.
[00:18:11]  Swift cyclopedia.
[00:18:13]  Thank you.
[00:18:13]  Any other questions about Taylor specifically?
[00:18:15]  She's actually doing her Indianapolis show tonight.
[00:18:18]  Why aren't you there?
[00:18:19]  Does she know you?
[00:18:20]  I was watching.
[00:18:22]  She's met her.
[00:18:24]  Like she would remember you?
[00:18:25]  No, no, no, not in any way.
[00:18:26]  She knows her.
[00:18:27]  She doesn't.
[00:18:28]  I think she does.
[00:18:29]  How difficult is she to reach?
[00:18:30]  Is she like LeBron's level of like good luck?
[00:18:32]  Yeah.
[00:18:33]  Yeah.
[00:18:34]  I think it's harder though.
[00:18:35]  I would say she's almost more on reach.
[00:18:37]  I think I could reach Kamala Harris before I could reach Taylor Swift.
[00:18:42]  That's not like that's not that crazy of a statement.

=== Birds Share Dinosaur Features (04:55) ===

[00:18:44]  You definitely could.
[00:18:46]  Yeah.
[00:18:46]  I think I could do a stream with Donald Trump before I could say hello to Taylor Swift.
[00:18:49]  Who's the one person you want to do a stream with that's like impossible to reach?
[00:18:53]  It was Kobe.
[00:18:54]  Oh, yeah, man.
[00:18:56]  It was.
[00:18:56]  Wait, what do you mean?
[00:18:57]  It was.
[00:18:58]  How long ago did you stream?
[00:19:00]  Oh, no, I've been doing YouTube for 12 years, but like it's always been Kobe.
[00:19:02]  Like in my head, I'm like, I can't wait to meet Kobe.
[00:19:05]  Oh, okay.
[00:19:05]  I cried when he died.
[00:19:06]  Oh my God.
[00:19:07]  Me too.
[00:19:07]  It was so shocking.
[00:19:09]  I remember I was in the parking lot at work and I was sobbing because MJ gave his speech and it was just like aside from that though, probably just Dave Chappelle or Dave Chappelle.
[00:19:18]  Messiah Jury.
[00:19:19]  Yeah, you have some thoughts?
[00:19:21]  About Dave Chappelle immediately.
[00:19:23]  I do.
[00:19:24]  I do have some thoughts.
[00:19:25]  I've hung out with him before.
[00:19:27]  Oh, okay, cool.
[00:19:28]  That's what I was thinking about.
[00:19:29]  I want it to happen naturally.
[00:19:30]  I don't want him to be accessible.
[00:19:32]  I want him to want me.
[00:19:34]  I don't want to feel like I want him to slide.
[00:19:35]  Exactly.
[00:19:36]  Hang around with Thomas or Messiah Jury.
[00:19:38]  He's like the president of the Raptors.
[00:19:41]  But like, I went to the school.
[00:19:42]  Oh, that's cool.
[00:19:42]  Yeah.
[00:19:43]  So, like, I was a huge raptor fan.
[00:19:44]  I still am, obviously.
[00:19:45]  But, like, the franchise sucked for 10 years because they prioritized profits over team.
[00:19:49]  And then I got so tight one day, I decided, like, all right, I'm going to change this shit.
[00:19:53]  And so I deadass went to school, studied sport management.
[00:19:55]  My goal was to be the GM of the Raptors.
[00:19:57]  That's awesome.
[00:19:58]  That's cool.
[00:19:58]  Just to make sure they could win a championship in my lifetime.
[00:20:01]  But he won and did it.
[00:20:03]  Like, he got Kawhi.
[00:20:04]  He built the perfect team.
[00:20:05]  And then we went and won a championship.
[00:20:06]  So, like, that's literally, that's a goat to me.
[00:20:08]  I think the next thing y'all need to do is go back to the 90s logo with the they just did this year this year, which they shouldn't have done because our team is going to suck this year.
[00:20:17]  So, like, it feels like we kind of wasted a great moment on a team that isn't going to make the playoffs.
[00:20:22]  But, um, so yeah, Dave Chappelle will be my answer.
[00:20:25]  Okay.
[00:20:26]  You go to the comedy store.
[00:20:27]  He hangs out there a lot.
[00:20:28]  Yeah, I'm going to go to.
[00:20:29]  I just seen a few on the drive.
[00:20:31]  Honestly, like, as I've been going around LA, I really want to go to Laugh Factory.
[00:20:34]  I don't know how, I don't know if people still go there, but I think that's what I'm saying.
[00:20:37]  Yeah, people go to Laugh Factory.
[00:20:38]  I think Comedy Room is probably the best, though.
[00:20:40]  Like, out of all of these places, I've never been a Laugh Factory fan because like each, each institution has their own vibes and has their own like routine headliners or like people that just like pop in.
[00:20:54]  And I think, wouldn't you say the comedy?
[00:20:56]  I mean, I used to work at Laugh Factory, so I'm not.
[00:20:58]  I think Comedy Store is much more like the living heartbeat of comedy in Los Angeles.
[00:21:02]  Laugh Factory feels like McDonald's.
[00:21:05]  Okay, it's just like comedy story.
[00:21:07]  Like it's cool.
[00:21:08]  Once you get the okay, you're good to drop in.
[00:21:10]  So if you go in for a show, like a bunch of comics might drop in, depending on what room you're in.
[00:21:16]  Laugh factory is one room, very structured.
[00:21:19]  You know who you're going to see, save a few comedians.
[00:21:23]  I can see that.
[00:21:23]  Because my last time, I haven't went in a while, honestly.
[00:21:25]  But I went in New York one time and just on some shit, no tickets, nothing.
[00:21:29]  I could swear I'm here.
[00:21:30]  Yeah.
[00:21:31]  Oh, yeah.
[00:21:31]  On some shit.
[00:21:32]  And so, but they let us in because the one group didn't come front row.
[00:21:36]  So we walked in a little late.
[00:21:37]  And John Mulaney and Chris Rock were performing.
[00:21:40]  But because we walked in late, they were making jokes about us.
[00:21:42]  And I thought that was so amazing.
[00:21:44]  That's dope, man.
[00:21:45]  Fuck these guys.
[00:21:47]  I was dying laughing.
[00:21:48]  So I low-key, like, those type of moments are awesome.
[00:21:50]  And I don't like the show to be too big neither.
[00:21:52]  I like a small show.
[00:21:52]  You got to go to Groundlings.
[00:21:54]  Groundlings?
[00:21:54]  Improv comedy.
[00:21:55]  I like improv, though.
[00:21:57]  Best improv stage in the world probably is Groundlings in Los Angeles.
[00:22:02]  It's crazy.
[00:22:03]  They're so good.
[00:22:04]  I'll go.
[00:22:05]  He graduated from all the comedy schools.
[00:22:07]  That's funny.
[00:22:08]  He did all the improv schools, right?
[00:22:09]  Yeah.
[00:22:10]  I did UCB 101.
[00:22:12]  That's it.
[00:22:13]  What is that?
[00:22:16]  They sound really cool when they say it at the same time.
[00:22:19]  Let me tell you a little bit about it.
[00:22:20]  It's the lamest.
[00:22:22]  Whoa, whoa.
[00:22:23]  I mean, I'm just saying, it's like kind of lame now.
[00:22:27]  It's about having fun.
[00:22:28]  So, what is it?
[00:22:29]  Yeah, we still don't know what it is.
[00:22:30]  It's improv class.
[00:22:31]  Oh, it's just like a class?
[00:22:32]  Is it a one-day class or do you have to go?
[00:22:34]  No, it's like a school.
[00:22:36]  Yeah.
[00:22:36]  Groundlings is actually super intensive.
[00:22:38]  And then, and then I asked more questions, like clarifying questions, and I get hit with a no, you fucking idiot.
[00:22:46]  That's not what I was saying.
[00:22:47]  No, no, no.
[00:22:48]  I was saying, like, no, it's like long.
[00:22:50]  Yeah.
[00:22:50]  All right.
[00:22:51]  Yeah, you got to take notes.
[00:22:52]  Groundlings is super intensive.
[00:22:53]  The groundlings course will take you like five years to make it through the whole thing.
[00:22:57]  At least with a graduate degree, maybe.
[00:22:59]  Yeah.
[00:22:59]  Yeah.
[00:23:00]  No, you do.
[00:23:00]  You graduate.
[00:23:01]  And then with a degree in comedy.
[00:23:03]  Yeah.
[00:23:04]  And if you're, and there's like, there's like the top class.
[00:23:09]  There's that.
[00:23:11]  This is why I said it was lame.
[00:23:14]  No.
[00:23:14]  Because it is kind of like that.
[00:23:16]  So it's, it's a, the, the early levels are pretty fun, whatever.
[00:23:19]  And then they, as you go up, they get more intensive and they scrutinize you more.
[00:23:23]  And then if they fail you at any point, you're like out of school.
[00:23:27]  Yeah.
[00:23:27]  Oh, Lord.
[00:23:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:23:28]  Yeah.
[00:23:29]  You dump a lot of money into it and then they just cut you.
[00:23:32]  And also on top of that, like the last class, like the how many people are in it?
[00:23:37]  Are you talking about the Groundlings Groundlings?

=== Comedy Degrees And Early Levels (15:13) ===

[00:23:39]  Yeah.
[00:23:39]  It's like 30 people and they have like a lifelong spot.
[00:23:43]  And until one of them leaves, you can't.
[00:23:45]  There's like a roster at the TP top.
[00:23:47]  But it's like when you get to that position, like you're getting looked at by like SNL.
[00:23:51]  You're working.
[00:23:52]  You're getting you know commercials, everything are comics happy.
[00:23:56]  No, um, I think to be funny, you need a radical sense of empathy that comes from a sadness.
[00:24:05]  I don't think the answer is no, but okay, got it.
[00:24:11]  Yeah, like I like trying shit a lot.
[00:24:12]  So, there's a bunch of shit I tried in my life, like just random ass skills, like archery.
[00:24:15]  I'm a decent archer, like, um, like I'll just learn random skills.
[00:24:19]  Like, wait, you're a good archer?
[00:24:21]  I'm not good, but I'm decent, though.
[00:24:23]  Yeah, just random drops off, but I like rolling random skills.
[00:24:25]  So, right now, I'm on a car binge.
[00:24:26]  I want to learn how to like track, learn how to drift, and I want to learn how to work on cars for no reason.
[00:24:31]  The car you purchase is not very good for that.
[00:24:34]  Yeah, I'm not going to touch that at all.
[00:24:36]  I dropped it off the dealer actually before I came.
[00:24:39]  But, um, wait, what car do you have?
[00:24:41]  See what you did.
[00:24:43]  I mean, we're trying to get a TikTok clip, man.
[00:24:45]  What do you mean?
[00:24:46]  I just bought a Ferrari.
[00:24:47]  SF90.
[00:24:48]  It's an SF90.
[00:24:50]  That's really fast.
[00:24:51]  I have a super real.
[00:24:52]  Super fat.
[00:24:53]  Thousand horsepower.
[00:24:54]  So you went on a week long.
[00:24:55]  What do you mean?
[00:24:55]  Oh, see what you did.
[00:24:56]  You went the whole chat's like, this is showed it to.
[00:24:59]  I know they're saying, like, this thing's kids.
[00:25:00]  I'm talking about his Ferrari ever since he bought his Ferrari.
[00:25:02]  He's been acting different.
[00:25:03]  So, yeah.
[00:25:05]  But you bought it or you rented it?
[00:25:06]  No, yeah, I bought it.
[00:25:09]  Why did he take it back?
[00:25:11]  Who took it back?
[00:25:12]  You just said you dropped it off of the dealership.
[00:25:13]  Oh, it gets serviced.
[00:25:15]  And when you have a Ferrari, if you miss your service, the whole warranty is cooked.
[00:25:18]  What?
[00:25:18]  So you got to hit it.
[00:25:19]  You just got it.
[00:25:20]  It's like driving.
[00:25:21]  I don't know.
[00:25:21]  It's like driving a ski.
[00:25:22]  There's like crazy restrictions too.
[00:25:25]  You can't wrap it.
[00:25:26]  You can't modify it.
[00:25:27]  This Ferrari can get it authorized.
[00:25:29]  I was trying to get it insured.
[00:25:30]  They're like, bro, this insurance, you can't even touch this insurance unless you come to our parties game.
[00:25:35]  I'm like, well, I just want to insure my car, but there's like stipulations.
[00:25:38]  There's things you can't do.
[00:25:39]  Are you in the Illuminati?
[00:25:40]  It's weird.
[00:25:40]  That's so weird.
[00:25:42]  The Bugatti has a launch button that if you ever use it, it voids all the warranties.
[00:25:47]  What is it?
[00:25:47]  Oh, what a temptation.
[00:25:50]  The shiny red button.
[00:25:52]  Yeah, it's fucked up.
[00:25:53]  That's crazy.
[00:25:54]  Yeah, it's wild.
[00:25:56]  And like, you could do things to get banned from ever buying one again.
[00:26:00]  Like, it's pretty easy to do that.
[00:26:01]  Isn't there a leveling system too, from what I understand?
[00:26:03]  God, I'm on.
[00:26:04]  This is so much car talk shit.
[00:26:06]  Why are you jerking off?
[00:26:06]  It's like it's like anything, though.
[00:26:08]  This is like, no, it's car talk shit.
[00:26:10]  It's like my whenever I express interest in anything, even a little bit, and it's probably because of his bitch ass that I see so much fucking car shit.
[00:26:18]  But Ferraris have a like a leveling up system.
[00:26:22]  You can't just like get one of the Ferraris will reveal, like, release their latest model, and it's super exclusive.
[00:26:28]  It's like Birkenbags.
[00:26:29]  Yeah, you have to, like, you have to buy a Ferrari, like an entry-level Ferrari to be able to like or have the craziest plug.
[00:26:35]  So, like, you had a crazy plug.
[00:26:37]  No, no, I bought it.
[00:26:38]  The SF90 is not like, that's an exclusive one, isn't it?
[00:26:40]  No, no, no.
[00:26:40]  SF90 is not exclusive.
[00:26:41]  It's production.
[00:26:42]  So, like, they could print infinite amount of those if they wanted to, which doesn't stop me.
[00:26:45]  I actually like people having the same car I have because it feels like we're in a brotherhood or a sisterhood or a family.
[00:26:50]  How expensive are you?
[00:26:51]  With like eight other people.
[00:26:53]  Yeah.
[00:26:53]  A brotherhood of people who can purchase a $500,000 car.
[00:26:57]  Yeah, they're like half a mill now.
[00:26:58]  Oh my God.
[00:27:00]  It was a million four years ago, though.
[00:27:02]  And they're like one of the fastest cars in the world.
[00:27:04]  Yeah.
[00:27:04]  What a bargain.
[00:27:05]  Coupon.
[00:27:06]  Yeah.
[00:27:06]  But no.
[00:27:07]  So yeah, you can do that.
[00:27:09]  But honestly, I know people, I know people that have like eight Ferraris.
[00:27:12]  Don't you get nervous of like getting beat up for your car?
[00:27:15]  Hell no.
[00:27:16]  Like Jason got me that Cartier bracelet.
[00:27:18]  I said, I can't wear this.
[00:27:19]  I'll get like mom.
[00:27:20]  Don't worry, it's probably Yam Queve is fake.
[00:27:24]  It's actually F party.
[00:27:26]  Everyone accused him of that.
[00:27:27]  And so he had to pull up the receipt and prove that it was real.
[00:27:30]  Oh, man.
[00:27:30]  But it would have been funny if it was fake.
[00:27:32]  Yeah, but I'm afraid to wear it.
[00:27:34]  I'd be afraid to have a nice car.
[00:27:36]  I understand that.
[00:27:36]  But realistically, like, most people don't really know what, like, I don't know how much that is because I don't know anything about jewelry or how much your pearls.
[00:27:42]  Nothing.
[00:27:43]  I don't even know if those are pearls.
[00:27:44]  I genuinely don't know.
[00:27:45]  But most people don't.
[00:27:46]  So like they're going to steal what they think costs money.
[00:27:48]  I bet your car costs money.
[00:27:50]  Yeah, but you can't steal a whole Ferrari.
[00:27:52]  And I'm in Atlanta.
[00:27:53]  So everybody's strapped.
[00:27:54]  So you're on your best behavior.
[00:27:56]  You can't try nothing unless you want to, you know, roll the dice on life.
[00:28:00]  Wow.
[00:28:01]  And so, like, LA's.
[00:28:02]  Are you strapped?
[00:28:03]  Gotta be.
[00:28:05]  Really?
[00:28:06]  100%.
[00:28:07]  What the heck?
[00:28:07]  Scary.
[00:28:08]  Every car, every crib.
[00:28:09]  Yeah.
[00:28:10]  What?
[00:28:10]  Multiple.
[00:28:11]  I don't even take chances.
[00:28:12]  How many?
[00:28:12]  Why?
[00:28:13]  Because, like, it's Atlanta.
[00:28:14]  Like, people will try you if they think they could take it.
[00:28:17]  Have you ever had to pull a gun out of anybody?
[00:28:19]  No, I'm like a very, I don't like confrontation.
[00:28:22]  I should go to Atlanta and get strapped.
[00:28:25]  Should you?
[00:28:26]  Wouldn't that be fun?
[00:28:26]  Yeah.
[00:28:27]  You could technically just like use one here.
[00:28:29]  Like, you can go to ranges here, right?
[00:28:31]  Yeah.
[00:28:31]  I've gone to ranges.
[00:28:32]  Yeah, we've gone to Rangers.
[00:28:33]  But like, I'm not like strapped or anything.
[00:28:34]  Well, you have to apply for like the carry license, but you could in Atlanta carry in.
[00:28:38]  So if you're in your property, house, or car, you can go.
[00:28:41]  Yeah.
[00:28:41]  Really?
[00:28:42]  It's a real, it's a real country.
[00:28:43]  You don't need a license?
[00:28:44]  No, you need a license.
[00:28:45]  So just have one?
[00:28:46]  Oh, you could deadass have your friend buy the gun and you could hold it.
[00:28:50]  Yeah, Georgia.
[00:28:51]  What?
[00:28:51]  Georgia, baby?
[00:28:52]  And then what?
[00:28:53]  They don't charge you.
[00:28:55]  I didn't know that.
[00:28:57]  There are, there are, that lack of restrictions is literally so normal.
[00:29:03]  But the first time when I moved to Georgia five years ago, I never held a gun before.
[00:29:07]  I'm from Toronto where a guns are really taboo.
[00:29:09]  Yeah.
[00:29:09]  We go into a range and we're like, we want to shoot that one.
[00:29:12]  He goes, okay.
[00:29:12]  And he's like, if you guys need any help, you let me know.
[00:29:15]  And then I was like, I stood there because I didn't.
[00:29:17]  That's lax for like gun range standards.
[00:29:20]  I genuinely thought like he was going to at least show me how to shoot it.
[00:29:23]  Yeah.
[00:29:23]  No.
[00:29:23]  So I watched a YouTube tutorial.
[00:29:27]  Oh my God.
[00:29:28]  And learn how to shoot the gun.
[00:29:29]  And it jammed.
[00:29:29]  So then I call for his help.
[00:29:31]  He unjams it.
[00:29:31]  Then he goes back to the counter.
[00:29:32]  Okay.
[00:29:33]  That is like not normal for.
[00:29:34]  That is crazy.
[00:29:35]  Like I've been to ranges in the south.
[00:29:37]  Like I've been to ranges in Nevada, in LA, everywhere.
[00:29:41]  That I've never heard of.
[00:29:43]  Usually they'll be like, at least they'll like be on you.
[00:29:46]  Yeah.
[00:29:47]  Things are very strict about like, you know, you got to pull the shit back so you can make sure there's no bullet in the barrel gun.
[00:29:53]  Yeah.
[00:29:54]  So like stuff like that, they're very strict about.
[00:29:57]  If you even play at all, like I don't even want to know what you're saying.
[00:29:59]  You can't point it in any direction.
[00:30:01]  Only down the range.
[00:30:02]  What kind of guns do you have then?
[00:30:04]  I don't know too much about them.
[00:30:06]  I just know the noise they make when they take it.
[00:30:08]  Yeah, it's an AR.
[00:30:09]  You can't miss with an AR.
[00:30:10]  Oh, God damn it.
[00:30:12]  And then you got some Glocks.
[00:30:13]  I don't like the Glocks as much because there's no like the ones I have don't have that safety on it.
[00:30:17]  Yeah.
[00:30:18]  Yeah.
[00:30:18]  I want that safety on my shit.
[00:30:20]  Yeah.
[00:30:20]  That's well, there you go.
[00:30:22]  Responsible for the gun on their shoulders.
[00:30:23]  I'm such an American because I feel two ways about that, right?
[00:30:26]  I feel the existential dread of the ease of getting guns.
[00:30:29]  That's part of me.
[00:30:30]  And the other part of me is like, fuck yeah, dude, that's sick.
[00:30:34]  No cap.
[00:30:34]  It's nice to have.
[00:30:35]  I changed my opinion.
[00:30:36]  I used to be very anti, but now I low-key think everybody should have one.
[00:30:39]  Like, if my friend said they were going to that area, I'm like, yeah, bring one.
[00:30:42]  Yeah, because everyone else has one.
[00:30:44]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:30:44]  You're significantly safer in Toronto than you are in.
[00:30:48]  I don't think so.
[00:30:49]  That's crazy.
[00:30:50]  I feel way safer in Atlanta.
[00:30:52]  That's crazy.
[00:30:53]  Yeah.
[00:30:53]  And in Toronto, I don't, I don't, I don't go nowhere I don't know without a lot of people.
[00:30:58]  What?
[00:30:58]  I don't even.
[00:30:59]  Yeah.
[00:31:00]  There's no way to protect myself.
[00:31:02]  Damn.
[00:31:02]  Wait, what are you doing in LA?
[00:31:04]  Oh, I haven't got scaredy once here.
[00:31:08]  Exactly.
[00:31:09]  Why?
[00:31:09]  Why is that?
[00:31:11]  That's going to change.
[00:31:11]  Like, I just haven't done something like really public.
[00:31:14]  Oh, yeah.
[00:31:14]  But I don't require it.
[00:31:15]  But in Toronto, it wouldn't matter if it's very public.
[00:31:18]  I would still just be very cautious.
[00:31:19]  I just, I don't trust it.
[00:31:20]  Look, sometimes people are jealous and like, yeah.
[00:31:23]  You know what I mean?
[00:31:24]  And I don't want to take that risk.
[00:31:25]  Bro, we live on the opposite spectrums of that, of that danger paradigm, I feel like, where I have no, no sense of danger whenever I go out.
[00:31:35]  Yeah.
[00:31:35]  To be fair, like I don't wear anything on me.
[00:31:37]  Like I never, I'm not a jewelry guy.
[00:31:39]  Like there's nothing you can really take from me aside from my cars and I don't have them here.
[00:31:42]  So like I feel like, and I don't have no enemies neither.
[00:31:44]  So I feel like I'm good most places.
[00:31:46]  I don't, I'm not too sure.
[00:31:47]  You have a beamer as well, right?
[00:31:49]  The old or was that a meme?
[00:31:50]  No, I got a bunch.
[00:31:51]  Yeah, I got two BMWs.
[00:31:53]  What the heck?
[00:31:53]  How many cars do you have?
[00:31:54]  Six now.
[00:31:55]  What the heck?
[00:31:56]  I just like driving a lot.
[00:31:57]  That's crazy.
[00:31:58]  Yeah, no, I like driving.
[00:31:59]  You said you're into cars and then you got all these cars.
[00:32:01]  But I'm not even like a car guy.
[00:32:03]  I think I'm learning.
[00:32:03]  Right.
[00:32:04]  I'm trying to learn all the things.
[00:32:05]  I'm not a cat person either.
[00:32:07]  You're wearing a jacket.
[00:32:08]  I know.
[00:32:09]  That's insane.
[00:32:10]  I didn't notice that.
[00:32:11]  You have six cars.
[00:32:12]  What are your cars?
[00:32:13]  Uh, the E36 is my build car, so I dropped in it.
[00:32:16]  I got my M4, which is my first car I got when I moved.
[00:32:19]  It's like a tuner car.
[00:32:20]  Very like, it's like a car you see in Fast and Furious, very modded.
[00:32:23]  Nice.
[00:32:24]  It's like Faze Ronaldo.
[00:32:26]  Yeah, like me and Ron.
[00:32:27]  We're going to do a lot of car stuff together.
[00:32:28]  We might do some shit over the weekend.
[00:32:30]  He's cool.
[00:32:31]  I got my Black Wing.
[00:32:32]  It's like one of the fastest production manual cars.
[00:32:35]  So almost 700 horsepower manual Cadillac.
[00:32:38]  It looks marvelous.
[00:32:40]  Like, I looks really good.
[00:32:42]  I got my truck with a Hellcat engine, TRX.
[00:32:44]  So that's like my big body in case you need a tow or, you know, you never know like the area.
[00:32:48]  For a Canadian, you're American.
[00:32:50]  And that might be my favorite one.
[00:32:52]  The TRX is so much fun.
[00:32:53]  There's no consequence.
[00:32:55]  He adapted so quick.
[00:32:56]  Oh, yeah.
[00:32:57]  Bro, next time I'm down in North Carolina, you got to come hang out in Pinehurst.
[00:33:00]  We got to go to like a Sprint Cup race.
[00:33:02]  Oh, would love to.
[00:33:02]  Yeah, I've been really getting into motorcycles.
[00:33:04]  You want to do that?
[00:33:04]  Hell yeah.
[00:33:05]  Oh, dude, we can play some golf.
[00:33:07]  And I'm actually going down there in November.
[00:33:08]  Are you back down in Atlanta in November?
[00:33:10]  I'm doing whatever I want to do.
[00:33:11]  So I could be there.
[00:33:12]  He's being quick.
[00:33:13]  We play some golf in Pinehurst.
[00:33:15]  I do suck at golf.
[00:33:16]  Everybody sucks at golf.
[00:33:17]  Okay, it's cool.
[00:33:19]  That's the secret about golf: you just become good enough to pretend like it's the worst day of golf of your life.
[00:33:25]  Okay, I can do that.
[00:33:26]  Yeah, I can't do that.
[00:33:28]  I can't even fake it.
[00:33:29]  And I get mad.
[00:33:30]  What are you in LA for specifically?
[00:33:33]  There was just no reason to be in Atlanta.
[00:33:35]  So we like bulk shot a bunch of AP videos.
[00:33:38]  And then so, and then CNAT was preparing for his mafia thon, which just fucking interesting.
[00:33:43]  I know.
[00:33:43]  I was watching today.
[00:33:44]  So we weren't shooting videos that final week anyway.
[00:33:46]  And then Davis is also in the UK.
[00:33:48]  So I was like, fuck it.
[00:33:49]  I can go wherever I want.
[00:33:50]  Because my depends on AP.
[00:33:52]  How the fuck did he get Kim Kardashian to do that?
[00:33:54]  I don't know how the fuck he does anything nowadays.
[00:33:56]  Crazy.
[00:33:56]  No cap.
[00:33:57]  Have you seen it?
[00:33:58]  No, I have not.
[00:33:59]  They literally, okay.
[00:34:00]  I don't know if you noticed this either.
[00:34:02]  Whoever was the set, like the director or whatever, really good attention to detail.
[00:34:06]  They recreated the set from the Sopranos.
[00:34:08]  Oh, I did not realize that.
[00:34:10]  It's almost identical except for the carpet.
[00:34:12]  Not just that.
[00:34:12]  The second floor in that White House you saw was CGI.
[00:34:16]  That was our house, but it did not look like that.
[00:34:17]  That's the gate on that road was CGI.
[00:34:19]  That's a road, but the gate was, there's no gate there.
[00:34:22]  It's just a public road.
[00:34:23]  That's all of it was insane, to be honest.
[00:34:25]  My chat noticed it, though.
[00:34:26]  They're like, that's Tony Soprano.
[00:34:28]  And I was like, no way.
[00:34:29]  And I did not notice that for some reason.
[00:34:31]  For Mafia Thon, that's so fucking brilliant.
[00:34:34]  For sure.
[00:34:35]  Yeah, he's been doing a lot of.
[00:34:36]  I've seen some of the promo that he's done.
[00:34:38]  Like, he went to the NBA opening games, right?
[00:34:43]  And he was like leaking that he was going to do Mafia Thon.
[00:34:46]  Good promo.
[00:34:46]  Did you see that?
[00:34:47]  Um, the rap that he did?
[00:34:48]  Like, he wrapped that whole building.
[00:34:50]  I think I saw a photo of it on Twitter.
[00:34:52]  Yeah, I recorded it because I was driving cars.
[00:34:53]  That's crazy.
[00:34:54]  Yeah.
[00:34:56]  It is wild.
[00:34:57]  Like, uh, that was me bowling at your event yesterday.
[00:35:02]  Oh, my God.
[00:35:04]  You send it.
[00:35:04]  Send it to Mario.
[00:35:05]  I'll send it to you.
[00:35:06]  Or just look up Tyson at Rap LA Building.
[00:35:10]  Earlier, put that in full screen right now.
[00:35:12]  Thank you.
[00:35:12]  Yeah, we just drove past it.
[00:35:13]  I thought that was really cool.
[00:35:14]  That's so funny.
[00:35:16]  Yeah.
[00:35:16]  And then I have a Tesla too.
[00:35:17]  That's my last car.
[00:35:18]  Oh, nice.
[00:35:19]  That's how I drive.
[00:35:20]  Plaid.
[00:35:20]  Yeah.
[00:35:20]  Very beautiful.
[00:35:21]  Yes.
[00:35:22]  How fun is that shit?
[00:35:23]  What?
[00:35:23]  Drop the pedal, disappear into space.
[00:35:25]  Man, I love getting people in the car and like just so unassuming.
[00:35:29]  Yeah.
[00:35:30]  That's my favorite thing to do.
[00:35:32]  Yeah.
[00:35:33]  That's crazy.
[00:35:34]  So what, how long are you staying for?
[00:35:35]  However long I want.
[00:35:36]  I just keep extending it.
[00:35:37]  It's so funny.
[00:35:38]  Yeah.
[00:35:38]  Okay.
[00:35:39]  Hell yeah.
[00:35:39]  Yeah, I'm just traveling.
[00:35:40]  Now, now, like, we can't shoot videos for a month, so I can do whatever I want.
[00:35:43]  Right.
[00:35:44]  But like, usually I try and stay put because you never know in the videos.
[00:35:46]  Like, oh, we got a video on the sixth.
[00:35:48]  And like, I don't want to fuck up my plans.
[00:35:49]  But, like, now I know I can't fuck him up.
[00:35:51]  Like, I might around and go to Switzerland.
[00:35:53]  I always wanted to go.
[00:35:54]  Okay.
[00:35:55]  That might be Switzerland.
[00:35:56]  I just really, I don't know what it is, but I just keep seeing it on my IG Explore page.
[00:36:00]  It's just like Thailand and Switzerland.
[00:36:01]  Once you watch one of the videos the whole way through, you're just seeing like Swissmiss, Alps, all that shit.
[00:36:07]  For me, it's Japan.
[00:36:08]  Yeah.
[00:36:08]  It's always Japan.
[00:36:09]  Yeah.
[00:36:10]  And stuff.
[00:36:10]  I saw a few of your streams while you were out there.
[00:36:12]  It was so honestly, it inspired me to do the IRL shit because you went from your desk to your IRL and I lost my mind.
[00:36:18]  I called my whole team.
[00:36:19]  I'm like, yo, how the fuck did Hassan do that shit?
[00:36:22]  He was reacting to videos on his desk and he was like, all right, guys, we're going to go sumo wrestler.
[00:36:26]  I forgot what you did.
[00:36:27]  And you got up and the camera started to fall and you blew my mind.
[00:36:30]  I didn't even realize that was possible.
[00:36:31]  I had asses kicked by those.
[00:36:33]  Dude, it was fucking crazy.
[00:36:35]  We're going back in January.
[00:36:38]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:39]  Trying to come to the island?
[00:36:40]  I might go this month.
[00:36:41]  Damn.
[00:36:42]  This fucking god.
[00:36:44]  Yeah.
[00:36:44]  But it's some stuff out there I really want to do, but it's happening this month.
[00:36:48]  I have to decide.
[00:36:49]  I might decide tonight.
[00:36:49]  Do you watch anime?
[00:36:51]  Nah.
[00:36:51]  You don't watch anime?
[00:36:52]  I don't really have time to watch shows.
[00:36:54]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:55]  You fill that void with sports.
[00:36:57]  Yeah.
[00:36:57]  Yeah.
[00:36:57]  You're a big man.
[00:36:58]  And I've been watching a lot of, I've been getting into a lot of random sports.
[00:37:01]  What's your football team?
[00:37:02]  I don't have one no more.
[00:37:03]  My football guy was Peyton Manning.
[00:37:05]  Wow.
[00:37:06]  And he retired.
[00:37:07]  Okay.
[00:37:08]  Share foreheads.
[00:37:10]  We share sometimes.
[00:37:12]  There's no way you have a Peyton Manning forehead.
[00:37:15]  Nah.
[00:37:15]  Nah, this is still way bigger.
[00:37:18]  Peyton Manning has like a actually Peyton Manning might be one of the guys I want to meet.
[00:37:23]  Would you go to Turkey?
[00:37:25]  Oh, to do that.
[00:37:26]  Get that shit fixed up.
[00:37:27]  I joked about doing that.
[00:37:29]  We joked about getting a house with like me, Max, Yusuf, like just a whole bunch of Chris, Mr. C. There's a whole bunch of guys with fucked up hairlines, but now Chris is bald.
[00:37:38]  And you all go to Turkey and get different transplants.
[00:37:41]  A transplant house would go crazy.
[00:37:44]  A transplant house.
[00:37:45]  I would get it.
[00:37:46]  It's a hair off to see who can make their hair best after like three months.
[00:37:50]  Compare recoveries.
[00:37:52]  It could be a whole arc.
[00:37:53]  Like, I'm looking at that.
[00:37:55]  Because I never had hair.
[00:37:56]  My line's always been there.
[00:37:57]  It hasn't gone back yet.
[00:37:58]  I don't think you're going to be able to do it.
[00:37:59]  They take it from back here.
[00:38:00]  Bro, they put it on your fucking beard.
[00:38:02]  They can install hair where it's never been.
[00:38:04]  Yes.
[00:38:04]  Bro, they make people beard.
[00:38:07]  Yo, after Switzerland, I'm going to Turkey.
[00:38:10]  Completely unrelated.
[00:38:12]  I don't know.
[00:38:12]  I don't know.
[00:38:13]  Like, I've never in my whole life ever seen like a Turkish man work on 4C hair.
[00:38:18]  So I don't know.
[00:38:19]  I can't vouch for that.
[00:38:20]  I can't vouch for my people.
[00:38:22]  I'm sorry.
[00:38:23]  But maybe it's like.
[00:38:26]  Oh, they definitely do it.
[00:38:30]  I noticed he didn't do it in Turkey.
[00:38:32]  I don't think he's a Turkey.
[00:38:34]  That's not a good argument.
[00:38:36]  Well, I just kept falling back.
[00:38:38]  Yeah, he's.
[00:38:38]  Oh, God.
[00:38:39]  That was early days, though.
[00:38:40]  Like, they were just learning the tech for real.
[00:38:42]  Yeah.
[00:38:43]  They do it in robots now.
[00:38:44]  Oh.
[00:38:46]  What?
[00:38:46]  Did they research this?
[00:38:47]  How do you know that?
[00:38:49]  He's researched this.

=== Turkish Man With 4C Hair (12:22) ===

[00:38:52]  Yeah.
[00:38:52]  How did you meet everyone in AMP?
[00:38:55]  It was all a little different.
[00:38:57]  Me, Davis, and Phantom play 2K together.
[00:39:00]  Oh, really?
[00:39:00]  We all had a 2K YouTube channel.
[00:39:02]  We used to game together.
[00:39:03]  So like anytime I need somebody to hoop with, who's the best out of you?
[00:39:06]  Davis was probably considered the best.
[00:39:09]  I was known for very good shooting.
[00:39:11]  So I was a jump shot guy to everyone in the community for a while.
[00:39:14]  Davis was known for, like, he was a guard.
[00:39:15]  So he was kind of all around.
[00:39:16]  Like, he would handle the ball.
[00:39:18]  And then Phantom was known for layups.
[00:39:20]  I know that sounds like a joke, but he called himself the layup god.
[00:39:22]  Have you seen how they're cheating in 2K now?
[00:39:24]  Yeah.
[00:39:25]  They have the scripting boxes that screens every time.
[00:39:28]  Oh, that's sad, bro.
[00:39:29]  Bro, as soon as I saw that, I was like, okay, there's a lot of YouTube creators that are probably using this.
[00:39:33]  Yeah, there's probably some.
[00:39:35]  I'm out the loop now.
[00:39:36]  So I used to do that for a while.
[00:39:37]  So that's how us three met.
[00:39:38]  And then Davis and Duke used to call themselves the dynamic duo.
[00:39:41]  So they used to play games together on the twos court.
[00:39:44]  And so that's how they met.
[00:39:44]  So when we wanted to start doing IRL content, we just asked our friends.
[00:39:49]  And so Duke was surprisingly down.
[00:39:51]  I genuinely didn't think he was going to say that because he just feels like a person that would never leave South Carolina.
[00:39:55]  But I think he found his balance.
[00:39:56]  Like he goes back there a lot now.
[00:39:58]  So you got his family and friends back there.
[00:40:00]  But so Duke said he was down to drive over and do content.
[00:40:02]  Davis was excited down.
[00:40:04]  Phantom was excited down.
[00:40:05]  So was I.
[00:40:05]  And you were at this point still in Toronto.
[00:40:08]  No, this is right when I moved to Atlanta.
[00:40:10]  Oh, okay.
[00:40:10]  So now Atlanta kind of, that's how it became the hub.
[00:40:12]  Davis already lived there.
[00:40:13]  I just moved there and it was a two-hour drive for Duke.
[00:40:16]  So then all Phantom had to do was fly down each time.
[00:40:19]  So it was the most convenient location.
[00:40:21]  And so like a year in.
[00:40:23]  Yeah, then year in.
[00:40:26]  I started seeing Kai's videos on the feed.
[00:40:29]  At the time, he was in college just doing like those like it was like just college videos, like dorm videos.
[00:40:35]  It was simple pranks, stuff like that.
[00:40:37]  And he was really known for his ding-dong ditches.
[00:40:40]  He was a ding-dong ditch.
[00:40:41]  That's crazy.
[00:40:42]  That's so funny.
[00:40:45]  Oh, yeah.
[00:40:45]  Wasn't his like Roman Alwood or something?
[00:40:48]  Yeah.
[00:40:49]  He was a huge Roman fan.
[00:40:51]  Yeah.
[00:40:52]  And then so Phantom was like, yo, we should add somebody.
[00:40:56]  And at first, we were all like, whoa, this is kind of perfect the way it is.
[00:40:59]  Yeah.
[00:40:59]  It's kind of perfect the way it is.
[00:41:00]  But he said, all right, no harm.
[00:41:02]  Let's at least invite him for a weekend.
[00:41:03]  We bulk shoot.
[00:41:04]  So everybody comes down.
[00:41:06]  We shoot like three, four videos, and then everybody goes back.
[00:41:09]  And he wasn't even supposed to be in the videos.
[00:41:11]  He was a little awkward.
[00:41:12]  He was like on his laptop editing and stuff like that.
[00:41:15]  And then it was video time.
[00:41:16]  We had this video.
[00:41:17]  It's probably one of our worst videos we posted now.
[00:41:20]  One of the worst videos we've ever done.
[00:41:22]  But it was because of us, though.
[00:41:23]  It had nothing to do with him, but he saved it.
[00:41:25]  So we did this video where we had $100.
[00:41:27]  We put a fit together at Walmart.
[00:41:28]  And back then, our concepts were super simple.
[00:41:30]  I love that concept.
[00:41:31]  I love that.
[00:41:32]  So we just went to Walmart with one camera and then we shopped for our fits.
[00:41:36]  And then we went out.
[00:41:37]  At the end of the video, there was this fountain in the mall.
[00:41:41]  And we were like, someone jump in the fountain.
[00:41:43]  It's going to make for a good end of the video.
[00:41:44]  We're all looking at each other like, who's going to jump in the fountain?
[00:41:46]  Nobody wanted to jump in the fountain.
[00:41:48]  Kai was like, fuck, I'm going to jump in the fountain.
[00:41:50]  And he wasn't even part of the video.
[00:41:51]  He started rolling around in the fountain, prancing in the fountain.
[00:41:54]  And we're all like, bro, this guy's fucking crazy.
[00:41:57]  And so the next, later that day, we had a basketball video.
[00:42:00]  It's now one of our most iconic videos because Duke and Davis got into a fight in that video.
[00:42:04]  Oh, shoot.
[00:42:04]  Like a real one?
[00:42:05]  Yeah, it was tight at each other.
[00:42:06]  Oh, my gosh.
[00:42:07]  But not like a fist fight.
[00:42:08]  More like an almost fist fight.
[00:42:10]  Yeah.
[00:42:10]  Got it.
[00:42:10]  So at the time, they used to have a feud.
[00:42:12]  And anytime we did sporting videos, and Kai was just on the bench, kind of just like cheering us on.
[00:42:16]  Every once in a while, we whipped to the bench.
[00:42:17]  He'd be like, yeah, go, go, guys.
[00:42:19]  Infinite energy.
[00:42:20]  And like, no cap, it genuinely felt like he elevated the video and he wasn't even supposed to be in the video.
[00:42:26]  And then it was, and like in that moment, we thought, like, oh, he's the guy.
[00:42:29]  So then we added him.
[00:42:30]  And then Chris was our editor at the time.
[00:42:33]  He was phenomenal, like probably very unreliable.
[00:42:36]  But when he got it done, man, it had, he had a special sauce with the videos that like we couldn't find from nobody.
[00:42:44]  Davis had that connect.
[00:42:45]  Actually, me, Phantom, and Davis once went to Virginia to shoot a video for my channel.
[00:42:50]  And over there, we drove to DC where we met Chris.
[00:42:52]  The first time we met him.
[00:42:54]  He's originally from DC.
[00:42:55]  He's from Maryland.
[00:42:57]  He's from, damn, what county is it?
[00:42:58]  PG County.
[00:42:59]  Okay.
[00:43:00]  Yeah, so I don't know where that is, but you might know where that is.
[00:43:02]  Shout out PG.
[00:43:04]  PG County.
[00:43:04]  Oh, PG.
[00:43:09]  We did a video where we were making a mixtape in 24 hours.
[00:43:13]  And Chris, we just told him, pull up, pull up to the shoot because he used to just edit from where he used to live.
[00:43:17]  And he just happened to be on camera and he happened to be fucking amazing.
[00:43:21]  So then we're like, bro, this guy needs to be on camera more.
[00:43:23]  We invited him more and more to the shoots.
[00:43:24]  And then eventually he just became the six member.
[00:43:26]  So now it's just us six.
[00:43:28]  Damn.
[00:43:28]  That's crazy.
[00:43:29]  Yeah.
[00:43:30]  So when are you guys, when are you guys getting a diversity hire?
[00:43:33]  Yeah, when do you need an old-ass white dude?
[00:43:35]  We have diversity.
[00:43:36]  We have other people.
[00:43:38]  They're just not the six.
[00:43:39]  Okay, fair.
[00:43:40]  But like, there's lots of people of all races and sizes.
[00:43:43]  I was just kidding, man.
[00:43:44]  You don't have to get super serious about it.
[00:43:46]  What the fuck?
[00:43:46]  I could be PC too.
[00:43:48]  God damn.
[00:43:48]  That was a joke.
[00:43:50]  Fuck.
[00:43:51]  You got tight.
[00:43:52]  Nah, I don't think we would add nobody.
[00:43:53]  I'd be against it.
[00:43:55]  It's perfect.
[00:43:56]  Everyone votes.
[00:43:57]  Is that how it works?
[00:43:58]  We did as vote.
[00:43:59]  Okay.
[00:44:00]  Interesting.
[00:44:01]  How do you guys come up with ideas for your videos?
[00:44:04]  Like, is it one person or?
[00:44:05]  Like, I'll just say this is fire.
[00:44:07]  And then if nobody says, like, yo, that is fire, then it dies.
[00:44:10]  Oh, my God.
[00:44:11]  That's so funny.
[00:44:13]  So, like, what's the video we did recently?
[00:44:18]  Damn, I don't want to leave no new videos.
[00:44:21]  You guys had a bunch of old people.
[00:44:22]  This comes out Monday.
[00:44:25]  Fuck it.
[00:44:26]  It goes the same way with any idea.
[00:44:27]  Like, I really wanted to do hockey.
[00:44:28]  I'm like, yo, AP hockey would be tough.
[00:44:30]  Deaf ears.
[00:44:31]  We actually got invited out by the NHL to do some hockey stuff in Toronto and still hilarious.
[00:44:35]  I feel like that'd have been tough, but they wanted to do it more just like homegrown.
[00:44:39]  And I just thought, like, come on, bro.
[00:44:41]  Yeah, that would be so funny.
[00:44:43]  If you put you guys in hockey pads and had an NHL player take slap shots at you.
[00:44:47]  Oh, that would be insane, bro.
[00:44:50]  So I didn't tell the part where we're all very injury prone.
[00:44:53]  Okay.
[00:44:54]  Yeah.
[00:44:54]  And in that video, Kai Plant like slammed his face and he was cooked out the video and Chris fucked up his shoulder.
[00:45:00]  Oh, no.
[00:45:00]  So we almost couldn't finish that video.
[00:45:02]  But like, I'll just shoot it out.
[00:45:04]  And then same way, like, you know, Chris could shoot out an idea.
[00:45:06]  And if someone goes, yo, that's tough.
[00:45:08]  And the third person goes, oh, that's tough.
[00:45:09]  And like, now we're doing the video.
[00:45:10]  Then it'll happen.
[00:45:11]  How many people work for AMP?
[00:45:13]  Like, who starts putting it all together?
[00:45:16]  Damn.
[00:45:16]  We just moved around a lot of stuff.
[00:45:18]  So I don't even know the exact number.
[00:45:19]  It's probably like on a full-time basis, like maybe four people.
[00:45:23]  And then like, there's a bunch of people that will come in for shoots, like sound people, like stuff like that.
[00:45:29]  Yeah.
[00:45:29]  We have the four people like hire all those people and manage it.
[00:45:32]  Yeah.
[00:45:32]  Yeah.
[00:45:33]  So there's a bunch of people part-time, but it's a few full-time.
[00:45:36]  That's crazy.
[00:45:37]  That's a whole system.
[00:45:38]  Yeah, it's tough because it's not our only thing, you know?
[00:45:40]  Like, we also have to then start streaming on our own and coming up with ideas for our own stuff.
[00:45:44]  So it's, you just had to figure out a balance.
[00:45:47]  It's crazy that you're all motivated to keep doing it for so long.
[00:45:50]  It's very easy.
[00:45:51]  It's hard.
[00:45:52]  No.
[00:45:52]  What?
[00:45:53]  You live in a house with all those guys.
[00:45:54]  Man, like I just watched CNAT's intro, or Kai did a nine-to-five stream.
[00:45:58]  I don't know if you guys seen that.
[00:45:59]  It was very entertaining.
[00:46:01]  Or Chris just finished his gaming marathon.
[00:46:03]  He was gaming for like a month straight to prove to everyone he's good at video games.
[00:46:06]  Damn.
[00:46:07]  And like that really inspires me.
[00:46:09]  So it makes me want to go hard too.
[00:46:11]  And then they'll see something I do.
[00:46:12]  And hopefully I could be that for that.
[00:46:13]  See, we need to live together.
[00:46:14]  Oh.
[00:46:15]  No cap.
[00:46:16]  That's a cheat code.
[00:46:17]  You guys wouldn't do it.
[00:46:18]  I've been saying this to him for forever.
[00:46:20]  He just, he sucks.
[00:46:22]  No, because I like my comforts, man.
[00:46:24]  No, I love it.
[00:46:25]  That's what it is, though.
[00:46:26]  It's comforts.
[00:46:27]  But you had to sacrifice those.
[00:46:28]  Because Duke likes his comforts in South Carolina, but he still makes time to spend time at the crib, be part of the videos.
[00:46:35]  He's making a lot of sense.
[00:46:36]  No cap.
[00:46:37]  Well, the thing is, for me, I stream every single day for eight to 10 hours for seven days a week.
[00:46:45]  Seven days a week.
[00:46:46]  You've hit a ceiling.
[00:46:48]  Dude, I'm fine.
[00:46:51]  Yo, tell your friend you hit a ceiling.
[00:46:52]  It's so crazy.
[00:46:53]  I'm fine.
[00:46:54]  Okay.
[00:46:55]  I can't be.
[00:46:57]  I'm too old to pull like fucking Kai Sinash.
[00:47:00]  No, you're not.
[00:47:00]  I'm a creative genius.
[00:47:02]  You are.
[00:47:02]  That is true.
[00:47:03]  He is a creative genius.
[00:47:04]  No, no.
[00:47:04]  See how quickly he came with the fucking slapshot idea?
[00:47:07]  That was a good idea.
[00:47:08]  No, he's got a bunch of them.
[00:47:10]  The problem is.
[00:47:12]  My friends either don't do them or steal them.
[00:47:14]  Okay.
[00:47:14]  Well, at least I don't do them.
[00:47:16]  I don't steal them.
[00:47:17]  That's true.
[00:47:18]  How about the ones that have been stealing them?
[00:47:19]  I've had a few get stolen.
[00:47:21]  Cutie Cinderella.
[00:47:22]  I don't think that's stolen.
[00:47:24]  No, Ludwig has stolen his idea, though.
[00:47:26]  Which one did Ludwig do?
[00:47:28]  Oh, yeah.
[00:47:29]  He kind of did steal this along stream.
[00:47:31]  Oh, that's so different.
[00:47:32]  That's just a camping stream.
[00:47:33]  It's a little different.
[00:47:34]  Yeah.
[00:47:35]  The one that was like, it was E-Rob taking the whole digging stream.
[00:47:39]  That was like literally something I pitched.
[00:47:41]  The problem is.
[00:47:42]  I love E-Rob Dahl.
[00:47:43]  I'm glad he did it because I never did it.
[00:47:44]  Yeah, Will is the biggest ideas guy, but you need like a bunch of people.
[00:47:48]  Yeah, but my friends don't ever back me.
[00:47:50]  No, thank you.
[00:47:52]  He's always had do it yourself.
[00:47:54]  Whoa.
[00:47:55]  Oh, he's on my shit.
[00:47:56]  I mean, do it yourself.
[00:47:57]  Do it yourself.
[00:47:58]  No, you gotta dig a hole.
[00:47:59]  Go dig a hole.
[00:48:00]  Hell no.
[00:48:00]  It's better with friends.
[00:48:02]  Oh, my God.
[00:48:03]  You gotta be there to dig the hole without so vindicated.
[00:48:07]  Fuck it.
[00:48:07]  I'm buying another house.
[00:48:09]  I'm buying a second house.
[00:48:11]  Let's go.
[00:48:12]  We're doing the 30-plus-year-old conversation.
[00:48:16]  Kimbo house.
[00:48:17]  Oh, God.
[00:48:18]  As we get old.
[00:48:18]  Dude, you have to live with us.
[00:48:19]  I'm not.
[00:48:20]  It has to live.
[00:48:20]  You have to live with us.
[00:48:21]  You don't even have to do it all the time, but like you at least spend the days there.
[00:48:24]  You have to live with us.
[00:48:25]  Yes.
[00:48:26]  I don't want to.
[00:48:27]  I am rich enough.
[00:48:28]  I don't need anything else.
[00:48:30]  It's not a problem.
[00:48:31]  It's about to love the game.
[00:48:32]  Because we're all too good, but we just want to do it, though.
[00:48:36]  You don't love the game.
[00:48:36]  I don't want to dress that.
[00:48:38]  She does not love the game.
[00:48:38]  She means you don't love the game.
[00:48:39]  She hates the game.
[00:48:40]  I hate the game.
[00:48:41]  No, you don't.
[00:48:41]  She hates us.
[00:48:42]  She's embarrassed about this podcast.
[00:48:44]  Yeah, they're the game too.
[00:48:45]  They're part of the game.
[00:48:46]  I asked her to ask us.
[00:48:49]  I asked her to ask you to come on this fucking podcast when you guys collabed, and she was like, no.
[00:48:56]  To be fair, she was going out of town.
[00:48:57]  Yeah, I don't like, I would have said the same thing I told you yesterday.
[00:48:59]  Like, yo, let me figure out my schedule.
[00:49:01]  I deadass don't know what I'm doing tomorrow yet.
[00:49:03]  He said to me, he literally started.
[00:49:07]  I'm disgusted with him right now.
[00:49:09]  I hate him.
[00:49:10]  If it was wine about it, you would have locked that shit down.
[00:49:13]  I could have asked him to be on wine about it.
[00:49:15]  I have not asked you to be online about it.
[00:49:16]  See, bitch.
[00:49:18]  We have heard how cohesive AMP is, and in their shadow, we have fallen apart now.
[00:49:24]  It's AP, but close.
[00:49:26]  Legally, I'm obligated to correct anybody who says it's not AMP.
[00:49:30]  It's AMP.
[00:49:30]  It's fans by any means possible.
[00:49:31]  Thank you, Lisa.
[00:49:32]  I appreciate it.
[00:49:34]  I'm just too TikTok-brained.
[00:49:36]  I don't.
[00:49:36]  But no cap.
[00:49:37]  It genuinely would.
[00:49:38]  No funny shit.
[00:49:38]  Like, if you cared, like, if your priority in life was content, then you guys should do it.
[00:49:42]  It's not.
[00:49:43]  Yeah, then you shouldn't do it.
[00:49:45]  My priority is to go to as many Taylor Swift concerts as I can.
[00:49:48]  Well, she doesn't fly, though.
[00:49:49]  So that's going to be nice.
[00:49:51]  So I've been told that I'm going to be able to have to catch her at a couple of days.
[00:49:53]  I've been to three.
[00:49:54]  She's like John Madden.
[00:49:56]  She drives it.
[00:49:56]  Yeah, see, that'd be a good stream idea.
[00:49:58]  Hook up a Starlink on top of the Boeing.
[00:50:01]  The Boeing?
[00:50:02]  Yeah, go ahead and fly.
[00:50:03]  Charter a plane.
[00:50:05]  Get it sponsored.
[00:50:07]  I've also pitched another one.
[00:50:08]  Our other host is a lovely gay man who's not here right now.
[00:50:12]  And he wants to be a pilot.
[00:50:14]  And I set up a flight school school.
[00:50:15]  Why do we end up talking about airplanes even when he's not here?
[00:50:18]  I set up a flight school where they said that they would rush him to a pilot's license in two weeks if he was in this.
[00:50:24]  Show me where that is, please.
[00:50:25]  And I said that I would do it with him.
[00:50:27]  And we could record because they're low-altitude planes.
[00:50:29]  No, I really want to learn how to fly a helicopter.
[00:50:31]  So whenever you guys get done doing that, link me that.
[00:50:33]  That's crazy.
[00:50:34]  You're a Kobe fan.
[00:50:35]  Yeah, no cap.
[00:50:36]  But he's the reason why.
[00:50:36]  Helicopters, really?
[00:50:37]  I used to, I read about it.
[00:50:39]  You're like, I could have saved him.
[00:50:40]  No, no, it was more like before he crashed.
[00:50:43]  Before he crashed, I used to think, like, yo, Kobe Deadass flies a helicopter and skips all the traffic.
[00:50:47]  That's fire.
[00:50:47]  And in my head, I thought, like, one day I want to learn how to fly a helicopter.
[00:50:50]  And you still want to learn a helicopter.
[00:50:52]  Yeah, I think there's some shit going on we don't know about when that, you know what I'm saying?
[00:50:55]  Oh, whoa.
[00:50:57]  Helicopter knows conspiracy.
[00:50:59]  Yes, they do.
[00:51:00]  No cap.
[00:51:00]  They ran into a mountain.
[00:51:02]  It was foggy.
[00:51:03]  The mountain does not move, so you don't run into it.
[00:51:05]  Apparently, it was foggy.
[00:51:06]  That's how they got the president of Iran, bro.
[00:51:09]  I just believe there's something else we don't know.
[00:51:12]  Helicopters are not very reliable.

=== Learning To Fly Helicopters (04:15) ===

[00:51:15]  No, they are.
[00:51:16]  We did a video.
[00:51:16]  I don't want to leave too much where we were.
[00:51:19]  You wouldn't like it.
[00:51:19]  It was a gun-related video.
[00:51:21]  But we were like, me personally, love them.
[00:51:23]  Oh, we were.
[00:51:24]  I shoot guns all the time.
[00:51:25]  What are you talking about?
[00:51:26]  Okay, maybe you would love it.
[00:51:27]  Yeah.
[00:51:28]  What did you guys do?
[00:51:29]  It was safe too.
[00:51:29]  You would fuck with it.
[00:51:30]  We was like on a helicopter flight to complete a mission, real weapons.
[00:51:35]  What?
[00:51:36]  On the side, not like sitting in the helicopter.
[00:51:37]  You know, on the side of the helicopter.
[00:51:38]  Yeah.
[00:51:39]  Legs hanging out.
[00:51:40]  Yeah.
[00:51:40]  One of the greatest moments of my life.
[00:51:42]  That's all.
[00:51:43]  I've been on the show.
[00:51:43]  Did you have Flight of the Valkyries?
[00:51:44]  Like, yes, yes.
[00:51:46]  I felt like I was in a movie, man.
[00:51:48]  It was incredible.
[00:51:49]  Would you guys do Pigman shit?
[00:51:51]  Do you know what that is?
[00:51:52]  No, I don't know that.
[00:51:52]  That's a Pigman.
[00:51:53]  Pigman is a guy in Texas that you can go and get on a helicopter with an M60 attached to it and shoot, or not M60.
[00:52:02]  I think they use AR still and shoot at hogs because they have like a massive algorithm.
[00:52:08]  So they have a massive amales or something.
[00:52:11]  No, the reason why is because like they are so invasive.
[00:52:15]  Oh, so that they have to kill them.
[00:52:17]  Well, that's wasteful.
[00:52:18]  He wouldn't be able to eat them afterwards.
[00:52:19]  Put them somewhere.
[00:52:20]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:52:21]  I don't think you can, you know, I don't think you can eat them after you.
[00:52:26]  What would you do with them?
[00:52:27]  They just leave them there.
[00:52:28]  They probably dispose of them, I suspect.
[00:52:30]  But I don't think they just don't care.
[00:52:32]  They have to kill a shit ton of them.
[00:52:34]  I'd feel horrible.
[00:52:34]  I wouldn't.
[00:52:35]  I wouldn't feel.
[00:52:36]  They're invasive.
[00:52:37]  Yeah.
[00:52:37]  But they're so smart.
[00:52:38]  Yeah, but so are humans on the planet.
[00:52:41]  Based on that.
[00:52:42]  Are you saying what are you saying?
[00:52:44]  I'm just saying we're just bacon.
[00:52:46]  You should think about that.
[00:52:47]  Hogs.
[00:52:48]  I don't really eat pork.
[00:52:50]  Wait, really?
[00:52:50]  Yeah, we're both good Muslims.
[00:52:52]  Yucky.
[00:52:52]  I eat.
[00:52:53]  I eat pork sometimes.
[00:52:54]  Yeah, I don't care too much about.
[00:52:56]  I love animals a lot, but like I also understand everything has to die for you to live.
[00:53:00]  Like plants have life too.
[00:53:01]  They just don't have a cute face.
[00:53:02]  So a lot of times people feel cool plucking them.
[00:53:05]  Trees have life.
[00:53:06]  It requires certain conditions to live.
[00:53:08]  And so they could die if they don't have those conditions.
[00:53:10]  That's life.
[00:53:10]  But we, you know, we got this table because we cut one down.
[00:53:13]  Yeah.
[00:53:13]  I admitted something sensitive on my stream recently that I, uh, my best friend growing up until I was about the age of six was a tree.
[00:53:20]  That's that's fire, though.
[00:53:21]  Wait, I didn't even know.
[00:53:22]  Yeah.
[00:53:23]  What the fuck?
[00:53:24]  Like, what was your relationship?
[00:53:24]  Your current best friend is still a tree.
[00:53:27]  What called you a tree?
[00:53:28]  El Posa.
[00:53:29]  My family had a giant, like, you can pull this up.
[00:53:32]  It was a red weeping Japanese maple.
[00:53:35]  That's fine.
[00:53:36]  It was tree.
[00:53:37]  And we used to cut a door in it that I would go in and I'd spend all tallow inside.
[00:53:41]  Yeah.
[00:53:42]  What?
[00:53:42]  Yeah.
[00:53:43]  That's fire.
[00:53:44]  So, like, these aren't even how it was massive.
[00:53:48]  Giant in there.
[00:53:49]  I had a tree when I was younger.
[00:53:51]  There was a tree in our neighborhood that I would hide underneath.
[00:53:54]  So I don't know what on the tree right now, but those are pretty trees.
[00:53:59]  But that one right there in the middle.
[00:54:01]  One more.
[00:54:02]  Yeah.
[00:54:03]  But when it was winter time, oh, did the leaves fall?
[00:54:07]  I was six years old.
[00:54:08]  I think so.
[00:54:09]  Yeah.
[00:54:09]  I bet that was sad.
[00:54:11]  Oh, it was.
[00:54:12]  I spent all my time in that tree.
[00:54:14]  In yeah, yeah, because they cut a door in it and there was like a canopy.
[00:54:18]  Oh, and I'd be in there with toys and sitcom shit.
[00:54:20]  Action figures.
[00:54:21]  That's tough.
[00:54:22]  Yeah.
[00:54:22]  I've done that exact same thing.
[00:54:24]  Really?
[00:54:25]  Not with the same type of tree, but yeah, there was a tree in our neighborhood.
[00:54:28]  Oh, man.
[00:54:30]  That's so that we both had a relationship with a tree.
[00:54:34]  I mean, I wasn't.
[00:54:35]  The tree wasn't my friend, but I would play with my toys in the side of the tree.
[00:54:39]  Damn.
[00:54:39]  You didn't have a name for it?
[00:54:41]  No.
[00:54:42]  I played with action figures until it was, you know, definitely too late.
[00:54:45]  Until it was embarrassing.
[00:54:46]  I still love action figures.
[00:54:47]  Yeah.
[00:54:48]  I mean, I do too, but it's not the same.
[00:54:49]  Like, what, but like, I was so embarrassed by it that I would hide it.
[00:54:53]  Yeah.
[00:54:54]  Do you have any guilty pleasures?
[00:54:56]  Like trees?
[00:54:57]  Like, trees?
[00:54:59]  I don't even ask guilty.
[00:55:00]  I think that's cool.
[00:55:00]  I don't know if I have any guilty pleasures.
[00:55:03]  You have guilty pleasure.
[00:55:04]  I can't think of none because I wouldn't consider them guilty.
[00:55:06]  I got hella pleasures, though.
[00:55:08]  Okay, what's a non-guilty pleasure that other people would consider guilty pleasure?
[00:55:14]  Lay's ketchup.
[00:55:15]  Nah, that's fire.
[00:55:16]  You guys have lays ketchup chips.
[00:55:18]  Yeah, I don't know.
[00:55:19]  I got some bad opinions on stuff, but I definitely don't think I have no guilty pleasure.
[00:55:25]  Yeah, leak your bad opinions.
[00:55:27]  Yeah, like I'd be having bad opinions, though.

=== Defensible Guilty Pleasures (07:29) ===

[00:55:30]  All right, give us one, feed us one.
[00:55:32]  Okay, don't.
[00:55:33]  Like I threw one out on stream a couple months ago and a hell of people gave me think pieces, but I genuinely think like professional gaming is harder than a lot of Olympic sports.
[00:55:42]  Huh.
[00:55:43]  And people had a whole fit about it.
[00:55:45]  Well, I think you have to define the word harder.
[00:55:48]  Right.
[00:55:48]  Like, like I don't tough for it to do successfully.
[00:55:51]  Well, I think from a physical standpoint, obviously, the Olympic sport is, but the games, probably much more people play like any competitive video game than like you look at the athletes.
[00:56:03]  That's my point.
[00:56:04]  That's so interesting.
[00:56:04]  Because like to be a basketball player, you got to be his height.
[00:56:07]  Like you got to be six foot at the minimum and you're short to them.
[00:56:10]  Yeah.
[00:56:10]  And he's a giant to us.
[00:56:12]  So like that's the bare minimum.
[00:56:14]  You have to have been gifted stuff.
[00:56:16]  Like even in sports, like your muscle fibers have to be a certain type of way for you to even stand a chance in a marathon or in a lot of these extreme Olympic sports.
[00:56:25]  So it's very, it's not inclusive the way gaming is.
[00:56:28]  Anybody could get a mouse and keyboard and cook or a controller.
[00:56:32]  So that was really my reasoning.
[00:56:34]  Not all sports, but like.
[00:56:37]  I think that's a defensible take.
[00:56:39]  Oh, yeah, I defended it.
[00:56:44]  Yeah, there was a lot of athletes mad at me.
[00:56:46]  Then a lot of gamers hit me up and said, we trust you, bro.
[00:56:48]  Like, we got your back.
[00:56:49]  Funny.
[00:56:50]  They're like, yeah, I got you.
[00:56:51]  You got the faker nod.
[00:56:53]  The take I always get in trouble for is I don't fuck with Harry Potter or any of that's cool.
[00:56:58]  Okay.
[00:57:00]  Who's mad at you about that?
[00:57:01]  A lot of people, Harry Potter fans.
[00:57:03]  You were allowed to have your opinion.
[00:57:04]  I think his version of magic is lame and elitist.
[00:57:07]  The fact that you have to go to a boarding school to learn magic.
[00:57:11]  I've never watched it, so I genuinely don't know what he was up to.
[00:57:13]  Yeah.
[00:57:14]  I'm not about that.
[00:57:14]  That's cool, though.
[00:57:15]  I love Star Wars, but if someone told me they don't like Star Wars, that's their life.
[00:57:18]  Okay.
[00:57:18]  They're missing out.
[00:57:19]  Okay, you're a Star Wars guy.
[00:57:20]  Not no more.
[00:57:21]  Not huge, but that was my sixth show.
[00:57:22]  Anytime I got sick, I binge-watched the whole series.
[00:57:24]  Clone Wars?
[00:57:26]  All the movies.
[00:57:27]  Okay.
[00:57:27]  Yeah, now they got like infinite shows.
[00:57:28]  I can't keep up.
[00:57:29]  Have you watched any of the shows?
[00:57:31]  I watched a bit of Mandalorian.
[00:57:33]  I was dressed as a Mandalorian last night.
[00:57:34]  Yeah, I saw.
[00:57:36]  It was...
[00:57:36]  I liked Endor more than all the other shows.
[00:57:39]  That's pretty good.
[00:57:39]  I heard that one was good.
[00:57:40]  Yeah, it's pretty good.
[00:57:41]  But it's not like it's, it has nothing to do with like regular Star Wars stuff.
[00:57:46]  That's cool.
[00:57:47]  Which is why I like it.
[00:57:49]  I've always wondered, like, I've always really liked Star Wars, the world, more than I've liked the main pipe, like the mainline shows.
[00:57:58]  I think like the world building.
[00:57:59]  Yeah, the world building in Star Wars.
[00:58:01]  That's why Kultur is so good.
[00:58:02]  Dude, the Kotori.
[00:58:04]  Fuck that remake up.
[00:58:06]  It's over.
[00:58:06]  Yeah, I played that one, and I played Battlefront 2.
[00:58:09]  Yeah.
[00:58:10]  So I've always appreciated the world more than I liked the actual lore in the main series.
[00:58:16]  And Andor, I feel like, broaches into that from the perspective of like someone who has no powers whatsoever.
[00:58:24]  He's like a criminal.
[00:58:25]  And how they live in that universe under the treacherous thumb of the empire.
[00:58:31]  I like that.
[00:58:32]  Yeah.
[00:58:33]  It's a cool setting.
[00:58:34]  You used to be fat.
[00:58:36]  Yeah, I'm still fat, actually.
[00:58:38]  He showed me a picture last night.
[00:58:40]  I was scared.
[00:58:41]  You have a fat fish.
[00:58:41]  Have you seen it?
[00:58:42]  Yeah, you put my pin message on my Twitter.
[00:58:45]  I didn't know that.
[00:58:46]  Oh, huge.
[00:58:46]  Yeah.
[00:58:47]  What?
[00:58:47]  Like, yeah, I feel it.
[00:58:49]  Like, when?
[00:58:51]  At my biggest, maybe like three, four years ago.
[00:58:53]  Was it like a diet thing?
[00:58:55]  Oh, yeah.
[00:58:56]  Damn.
[00:58:56]  Bro, that's crazy to me.
[00:58:59]  What the fuck?
[00:59:00]  That is crazy.
[00:59:00]  I'm like 240 in that.
[00:59:01]  I'm 240 now.
[00:59:02]  You're skinty.
[00:59:03]  Yeah, you look good.
[00:59:04]  And then the left, I'm 330.
[00:59:07]  Oh, my God.
[00:59:08]  That's crazy.
[00:59:09]  How do you lose so much weight?
[00:59:11]  Ladies?
[00:59:12]  No, actually, I was...
[00:59:13]  So that's when I was in uni.
[00:59:14]  At the time, I was broke.
[00:59:16]  Couldn't afford to eat bad.
[00:59:18]  So I just, I just home cooked everything.
[00:59:20]  I ate the same thing every day for like four weeks.
[00:59:22]  Which means four months.
[00:59:23]  It was like, it's a nasty meal.
[00:59:25]  See, it's another one of my, oh, this, I guess it might be a guilty pleasure.
[00:59:28]  No cap, prepare yourselves.
[00:59:30]  My mom would freeze this beef for me and she would drive it down every month.
[00:59:33]  So save money.
[00:59:34]  Boom, because protein's expensive.
[00:59:36]  So I'd unfreeze the beef.
[00:59:37]  She would freeze like a side of it.
[00:59:39]  And she would cook it and she'd put it in the freezer.
[00:59:41]  So all I have to do is defrost it.
[00:59:43]  Got it.
[00:59:43]  So I would defrost it.
[00:59:44]  I would get ketchup.
[00:59:45]  I'll get a can of tuna and I'd put ketchup.
[00:59:47]  I'll put rice and rice.
[00:59:49]  I'd put rice on there.
[00:59:50]  Stop, stop, stop.
[00:59:51]  Tuna.
[00:59:51]  You put tuna on beef?
[00:59:53]  Yeah, it was.
[00:59:53]  It was some nasty work.
[00:59:55]  I'll be honest with you, man.
[00:59:56]  That is horrid.
[00:59:59]  Why did you even get to a place where you were mixing tuna and beef?
[01:00:02]  How the fuck did you get fat eating that?
[01:00:04]  How do I lost weight eating that?
[01:00:05]  Oh, yeah, no shit.
[01:00:06]  Yeah, not fat eating chips.
[01:00:10]  When did you start adding tuna?
[01:00:11]  I've never heard anybody mix tuna and beef.
[01:00:14]  You technically didn't mix it like salt.
[01:00:15]  The type of person I am.
[01:00:16]  That's like a seven-layer dip.
[01:00:18]  Yeah.
[01:00:18]  I ate one meal a day every day, 6 p.m.
[01:00:21]  Okay.
[01:00:21]  And that meal had to be a variety of things.
[01:00:23]  Otherwise, I would feel not full.
[01:00:25]  Okay.
[01:00:26]  If I just ate rice and beef, it just would feel like a whack meal.
[01:00:30]  So I just needed diversity in there.
[01:00:32]  And I couldn't afford to properly get different things.
[01:00:35]  And it had to be easy to make.
[01:00:37]  Crazy.
[01:00:38]  Holy crap.
[01:00:38]  What would you call that?
[01:00:40]  Did you ever serve that to anybody?
[01:00:41]  I never told anyone that.
[01:00:43]  Yeah, no money.
[01:00:45]  I would love to try your tuna beef concoction.
[01:00:48]  Oh, yeah.
[01:00:49]  It was good.
[01:00:49]  I actually liked it.
[01:00:51]  It wouldn't blow your socks off.
[01:00:52]  Are we talking about like bumblebee tuna out of the can?
[01:00:54]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:00:55]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:56]  Oh, my God.
[01:00:57]  So gnarly.
[01:00:58]  But I have like an iron stomach now.
[01:00:59]  I feel like I tried so much weird combinations that like there's really nothing you could put in front of me that would make me like throw up.
[01:01:05]  I could try anything.
[01:01:06]  Man.
[01:01:07]  Ketchup's nasty.
[01:01:08]  Like I can't.
[01:01:11]  She doesn't like sauce.
[01:01:12]  She doesn't do sauce.
[01:01:13]  Yeah.
[01:01:14]  You don't do sauce.
[01:01:15]  I don't do sauce.
[01:01:16]  It's weird.
[01:01:16]  It's crazy.
[01:01:17]  I like everything dry.
[01:01:19]  My mom used to do the same thing.
[01:01:20]  She would get beef from Costco.
[01:01:23]  And whenever I'd go to her house on Sundays, I'd be able to, she'd send me home with like the beef.
[01:01:28]  And I was like, hell yeah.
[01:01:29]  Because at the time when she did that, I was on food stamps.
[01:01:32]  And I would just get so much hamburger helper for like a dollar.
[01:01:36]  And then I'd use her beef and I'd eat a hamburger helper for like...
[01:01:39]  Hamburger Helper is hammering.
[01:01:42]  And frozen peas and hamburger helper.
[01:01:44]  Every day.
[01:01:45]  I actually had my mom make hamburger helper for me recently.
[01:01:49]  Oh, I make all the time.
[01:01:50]  It was a dollar.
[01:01:51]  Is that the most surprising part?
[01:01:53]  But it was a dollar?
[01:01:54]  Yeah.
[01:01:55]  You can get, you can get, they'd always have this deal where you could get 10 hamburger helpers for $10.
[01:02:00]  Hamburger helper is the seasoning, right?
[01:02:02]  So it comes with uncooked pasta and seasoning, and you brown beef with the seasoning, and then you make whatever noodle it is, and then you put it's all in one pan.
[01:02:12]  Yeah, interesting.
[01:02:13]  And so I'd get the beef from my mom.
[01:02:15]  So it's good.
[01:02:16]  It's like cheap stroganoff, but they usually have flavors like pepperoni pizza.
[01:02:20]  And hamburger.
[01:02:21]  It's good.
[01:02:22]  Extreme pizza.
[01:02:24]  Why do you not like sauce, though?
[01:02:26]  It's like what?
[01:02:27]  It's weird.
[01:02:28]  All sauce, like Polynesian sauce.
[01:02:29]  Wait, chicken lay sauce.
[01:02:30]  I gotta ask you.
[01:02:31]  Well, I'm weird.
[01:02:32]  I can do like teriyaki.
[01:02:33]  Like, I can do teriyaki sauce.
[01:02:35]  That's sauce.
[01:02:36]  Yeah.
[01:02:36]  I have to ask you one question.
[01:02:37]  You're a hamburger helper fan.
[01:02:39]  Have you ever seen the greatest marketing gimmick of all time?
[01:02:42]  Oh, my God.
[01:02:43]  Have you ever listened to Watch the Stove?
[01:02:45]  Uh-uh.
[01:02:46]  Hamburger Helper did a mixtape right before COVID, and it was insane.
[01:02:51]  Okay, we're going to watch that behind the paywall.
[01:02:54]  We are at an hour, and I'm going to get the speaker so that we can watch it behind the paywall at patreon.com/slash fear.

=== Food Behind The Paywall (01:10) ===

[01:03:00]  And Agent, thank you so much for coming.
[01:03:02]  What do you want to promote?
[01:03:03]  Say it one time.
[01:03:03]  You got anything to promote?
[01:03:05]  Nah, just nice to be here.
[01:03:06]  All right, we're going to be able to do it.
[01:03:09]  Where can people find you?
[01:03:11]  Anywhere, really.
[01:03:12]  I'm on everything but Snapchat.
[01:03:13]  So mainly on Twitch, Twitch, Agent Zero.
[01:03:15]  All right.
[01:03:16]  Nice.
[01:03:16]  That'll be all.
[01:03:17]  Patreon.com/slash fear and we'll see you behind the paywall.
[01:03:21]  Peace.
[01:03:24]  I like fan can.
[01:03:25]  Yeah, chill.
[01:03:26]  No.
[01:03:26]  Chill.
[01:03:26]  What's the fan camp?
[01:03:27]  You're a freak for this.
[01:03:28]  It's just like TikTok fan edits.
[01:03:30]  Oh, edits, okay.
[01:03:32]  That was that's genuinely actually convinced that Hassan and I are in love.
[01:03:37]  So now I'm just extra, extra mean to Hassan to stop.
[01:03:41]  That's literally what she wants to do.
[01:03:43]  Oh, yeah.
[01:03:44]  Yeah, dead ass.
[01:03:44]  Oh, you want to talk about being mean to someone?
[01:03:46]  That's a sign that you like that page.
[01:03:48]  See what did I do to catch the straight?
[01:03:50]  That's why did I do it?
[01:03:51]  I'm going to tell you the truth.
[01:03:53]  I'm going to sign.
[01:03:56]  That's what I thought.
[01:03:57]  Okay.
[01:03:58]  Anyway, and that was my day.
[01:04:00]  Yeah, she gets scary.
[01:04:01]  I felt it when she turned slowly.
[01:04:03]  Yeah.
[01:04:04]  Why didn't you do this before the paywall?
[01:04:06]  I'm not as.
[01:04:07]  Because then someone will clip this and then they'll be like, I have to come see the whole episode and they'll give us