Fear& - Daily Dose Of Internet Makes His First Ever Podcast Appearance.. | Fear&DDOI Aired: 2022-12-05 Duration: 54:25 === Will Neff Is Alive (02:16) === [00:00:16] Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you incredible news. [00:00:20] Will Neff is not dead. [00:00:22] That's right. [00:00:23] That's right. [00:00:23] Will Neff is alive after an incredible self-suck miracle. [00:00:28] You know, a lot of people actually thought I was dead. [00:00:31] What? [00:00:32] Because a lot of people in your community just made obituaries. [00:00:35] Like pictures of me in black and white with like Sarah McLaughlin in the background. [00:00:45] Like he just says like Will Neff, gone too soon to a self-sucking accident. [00:00:49] They didn't mention the self-sock. [00:00:51] Oh, that makes it worse. [00:00:52] Look like I died. [00:00:53] That makes it so much worse. [00:00:55] Wow. [00:00:56] That's right, though. [00:00:57] Five episodes down. [00:00:58] Finally, Will Neff is back, ladies and gentlemen. [00:01:01] He died. [00:01:02] They rushed him to the hospital. [00:01:04] Okay. [00:01:05] The doctor sees his penis and goes, we can't let this beautiful penis go to waste. [00:01:11] And he said, Nikki Sticks situation. [00:01:14] I don't even know what that is. [00:01:15] Oh, you've never heard this? [00:01:16] Nikki Sticks. [00:01:18] Front man of Motley Crew was dead. [00:01:21] Dead, dead. [00:01:22] Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. [00:01:24] The paramedic was in the ambulance and he was like, that's Nikki Sticks. [00:01:27] He can't die. [00:01:28] He hit him with like six shots of adrenaline. [00:01:30] I have heard this story. [00:01:31] Nikki Styx came out and went, oh, yeah. [00:01:37] That's how he revived himself. [00:01:39] Yes. [00:01:39] Bro, that's like. [00:01:40] That's how you say that. [00:01:42] That's like a stimpact. [00:01:43] It's like Call of Duty, bro. [00:01:45] He's like, I'm down. [00:01:46] Nikki Styx is down. [00:01:49] We have a wonderful guest here today, and we have one guest who is not here yet, a co-host, if you will. [00:01:56] You can just point to the empty seat next to you. [00:01:59] That's where the... [00:02:00] We'll Photoshop her in. [00:02:02] Ladies, am I right? [00:02:03] Of course, we are joined by Daily Dose of the Internet. [00:02:07] You want to give it like a... [00:02:08] Yeah, yeah. [00:02:08] Hello, everyone. [00:02:09] This is your Daily Dose Internet. [00:02:10] Here I am with Hassan and Will, and we're going to have a fun time talking about fun things. [00:02:16] Wow. [00:02:17] Damn. [00:02:17] Yeah, he's got it. [00:02:19] He's still got it. [00:02:20] He's still got it after all these years. [00:02:21] He's like the motley crew of daily dosing of the internet. [00:02:24] Internet royalty. [00:02:25] Yeah. [00:02:26] Yeah, I guess. [00:02:26] It's funny. [00:02:27] I think it's like my first podcast I've ever done. [00:02:29] I've never done like one of these things. [00:02:30] Really? [00:02:31] Never. [00:02:31] Well, I'm going to ask you the hard-hitting questions. === The Empty Co-Host Seat (11:41) === [00:02:33] Yeah, yeah. [00:02:33] Ask me anything. [00:02:34] I'm here. [00:02:34] I'm going to ask you some deep. [00:02:37] All right. [00:02:37] Don't ask him too many hard-hitting questions, bro. [00:02:39] God damn. [00:02:40] We want guests to come back. [00:02:43] He's kidding. [00:02:43] He's not going to ask you hard-hitting questions. [00:02:45] But yes. [00:02:46] Will Neff was dead. [00:02:48] Reanimated. [00:02:49] He's alive. [00:02:49] He's back. [00:02:50] Sure. [00:02:51] You're here. [00:02:53] You are here for what reason? [00:02:55] I'm here because my 30th birthday is coming up. [00:02:57] And I'm like, I want to do something fun. [00:02:59] So I wanted to come to LA. [00:03:00] And then I came here with no plans. [00:03:02] And I just went on Twitter. [00:03:02] I said, who wants to hang out? [00:03:04] And then QT reached out and a couple other people reached out and said, let's do something. [00:03:07] Name some names. [00:03:08] Who are the other people? [00:03:09] Who are they? [00:03:10] Some of the other people? [00:03:11] I don't know, but Alan Walker, he's a close friend of mine. [00:03:14] He's got a concert going on. [00:03:18] I'll be there on Thursday. [00:03:19] But yeah, and then I got the Christmas situation, Christmas Carol thing. [00:03:24] Oh, you're going to do that? [00:03:25] Yeah. [00:03:25] Cutie was like, hey, come through. [00:03:27] I will use you in my concert. [00:03:30] Yeah, she did. [00:03:31] She did actually. [00:03:32] And then she wants you to be Grinch. [00:03:34] Yeah, Scrooge. [00:03:35] Or Scrooge. [00:03:36] I'm going to be Scrooge. [00:03:37] The original Grinch. [00:03:38] Yeah. [00:03:39] Which, you know, it fits my personality so well. [00:03:43] I thought it was a little Islamophobic. [00:03:45] I'll just say it. [00:03:46] You know, the elephant in the room. [00:03:49] Yeah, Hassan. [00:03:49] Everyone just naturally assumes you hate Christmas. [00:03:52] What is your actual take on Christmas? [00:03:54] I fucking love Christmas. [00:03:56] I love every American holiday. [00:03:58] I love Western capitalist adaptations of like otherwise supposedly like important family gatherings or important traditions. [00:04:07] And it's all hyper consumption overdrive. [00:04:11] I love that shit. [00:04:12] I'm such a fan. [00:04:12] Dude, I had Thanksgiving here. [00:04:14] You went back home for Thanksgiving. [00:04:16] I had Thanksgiving here where like my dad flied out from Turkey. [00:04:19] My mom flied from New Jersey. [00:04:21] Our whole family, my grandparents came back from Turkey as well. [00:04:24] Our whole family was here in my house. [00:04:26] Like we did it here. [00:04:27] I love that shit. [00:04:28] I didn't grow up with it. [00:04:29] I don't have it. [00:04:30] We didn't have it in Turkey. [00:04:32] So I enjoy it so much. [00:04:34] Like we don't watch football, but I like the aspect of like the family getting together. [00:04:38] So your parents are still here since Thanksgiving? [00:04:41] Yeah. [00:04:41] My mom usually will just get like a one-way ticket and then decide when she wants to go back pretty much. [00:04:48] My dad has like more obligations in Turkey. [00:04:50] So he'll come for like a month or two sometimes, you know, if he can get time out. [00:04:54] But that's pretty much it. [00:04:56] That's part of the reason why I bought the house was so that they could like come in and out whenever they want to. [00:05:00] Yeah. [00:05:01] You know. [00:05:02] They're not working though, right? [00:05:03] Are they still working? [00:05:03] No, they are. [00:05:04] Okay. [00:05:05] Yeah. [00:05:05] They both teach in college. [00:05:06] Daily Dust. [00:05:07] Are you a big Christmas guy? [00:05:08] I love Christmas. [00:05:09] I mean, what's not to like about it? [00:05:10] Okay. [00:05:10] But here's the thing. [00:05:11] It's not my favorite holiday. [00:05:12] My favorite holiday is definitely Thanksgiving because it's all about family. [00:05:16] It's eating food and there's no like obligation to buy things. [00:05:19] So yeah. [00:05:20] That's wholesome. [00:05:21] I like that. [00:05:21] No, I agree with that. [00:05:25] I guess like the only reason why I like Christmas though is still because like I just never had it. [00:05:31] Yeah. [00:05:34] I'm Turkish. [00:05:34] I grew up in I grew up in Turkey. [00:05:36] Oh, okay. [00:05:37] So they don't have no in Turkey. [00:05:40] Like they call it Noel. [00:05:41] Some people do it, but like not everybody. [00:05:43] So it's not the same. [00:05:45] But the funny thing is in the in the Muslim world, because they're like, oh, that shit's actually kind of fire. [00:05:52] They basically substituted New Year's for Christmas. [00:05:56] So we like still have the Christmas tree, okay? [00:05:58] But it's not for the 25th. [00:06:00] Nothing happens on the 25th. [00:06:02] On New Year's, however, that's when people treat it like it's Christmas. [00:06:05] So our New Year's and Christmas is like tied together, basically. [00:06:07] I thought Turkey was like a mix of Muslim and Christian. [00:06:10] It's predominantly Muslim. [00:06:12] It's like overwhelmingly majority Muslim. [00:06:14] But yeah, there are Christians and stuff. [00:06:17] But it's a type of Muslim that's like, especially in the big cities, like very secular. [00:06:20] So it's like, you know, like an American Christian in like New York. [00:06:25] There's like a Turkish Muslim in Izmir or Istanbul. [00:06:28] So they don't give a shit. [00:06:30] They're not like super religious. [00:06:31] Well, I think that one of the things why I'm not a huge fan of Christmas, because it's all about material things. [00:06:34] And I'm not a huge material thing person. [00:06:36] Like I was thinking about this the other day and I was just like, I love experiences and I love meeting people more than more than actual things. [00:06:43] I don't know. [00:06:45] Well, the Grinch, you mentioned him earlier. [00:06:47] He taught us that. [00:06:48] He did. [00:06:49] Even without the roast beef or beasts, sorry, and without presents, Christmas still came. [00:06:55] Is that like, is the Grinch a good guy then at the end? [00:06:59] His heart grows three sizes. [00:07:01] Okay. [00:07:02] So he had a medical condition. [00:07:04] Yes. [00:07:04] This is literally ableist. [00:07:06] He had triple bypass. [00:07:08] That's ableist, dog. [00:07:09] That's crazy that like they wrote this. [00:07:11] Oh my God. [00:07:12] It wouldn't fly. [00:07:12] It wouldn't fly nowadays. [00:07:13] I'm a Thanksgiving guy. [00:07:15] I'm definitely a Thanksgiving guy or Halloween. [00:07:17] What did you do for Thanksgiving? [00:07:18] What did I do? [00:07:19] I just hung out with family and stuff. [00:07:21] Big family guy? [00:07:22] I'm a huge family guy. [00:07:23] Well, that's why I'm still in Chicago. [00:07:24] Okay. [00:07:25] I'm there. [00:07:26] I'm there because of my family. [00:07:29] You're Ukrainian? [00:07:30] Or you have Ukrainian relative? [00:07:32] I am Polish, and then I have my cousin who is Ukrainian. [00:07:36] Well, I have a couple. [00:07:37] I have a cousin in Belarus. [00:07:38] I have a cousin in Poland. [00:07:39] I got a cousin. [00:07:41] Basically all of Eastern Europe. [00:07:43] That's how it always is, I feel like. [00:07:44] Yeah. [00:07:46] And so I actually texted him the other day because I know the Russians were. [00:07:49] He's covering every angle of the war. [00:07:51] I am. [00:07:52] I have every angle. [00:07:53] Yeah. [00:07:54] Because I had my cousin who's in Belarus. [00:07:56] Like, no, like when the war first broke out, yeah, my cousin in Belarus, he's like, No, there's no war. [00:08:01] What are you talking about? [00:08:02] Like, there is war going on. [00:08:05] And then my cousin in Ukraine's like, Yeah, we see the aircraft, we see the bombs. [00:08:09] But my cousin Belarus is like, No, it's just Western propaganda. [00:08:12] It's crazy how that works. [00:08:13] Yeah, he was right. [00:08:16] Yeah, we are a pro-Putin podcast, so sorry, no politics on the podcast unless we're talking about our Lord and Savior, Vladimir Putin. [00:08:24] He is saving family values in America. [00:08:28] Okay, that is actually cool. [00:08:29] That guy wouldn't lie. [00:08:30] No, okay, don't actually show cool shit that he's doing. [00:08:33] Like, you're like, you're really like, I've seen him ride a horse naked. [00:08:37] Like, that shit's fire. [00:08:39] I am such. [00:08:40] I wish our leaders did that. [00:08:41] Yeah. [00:08:42] Can you imagine? [00:08:42] We know his height, though. [00:08:43] Was it a horse or was it a pony? [00:08:46] That's good. [00:08:46] You're right. [00:08:47] No, it was, I think it was a horse. [00:08:49] Can't say anything else. [00:08:50] It's a horse. [00:08:52] No, but okay, that's so you're in Chicago. [00:08:56] That's the most Chicago lineup, dude. [00:08:58] Polish, Belarusian, Ukrainian. [00:09:00] So here's a fun fact. [00:09:01] I'm full of fun facts because that's what I am. [00:09:03] Yeah. [00:09:03] That's what I love to do. [00:09:05] So Chicago has the most Polish speakers outside of Warsaw in the world. [00:09:11] That is a fun fact. [00:09:12] That is a fun fact. [00:09:13] But I know no Polish. [00:09:16] That's a sad fact. [00:09:17] You follow the fun fact up with a sad fact. [00:09:19] Do you get mad at Polish jokes or do you make Polish jokes? [00:09:22] Do they make Polish jokes in Chicago? [00:09:25] Yes, I would say so. [00:09:26] They have to, right? [00:09:27] Like, I feel like that's a follow-up question. [00:09:29] Are you a tube meat guy? [00:09:31] I am. [00:09:32] I'm vegan, so no. [00:09:34] You're vegan. [00:09:35] That's crazy. [00:09:36] Chicago. [00:09:37] Yeah, so it's a little rough. [00:09:38] It's brought capital, dude. [00:09:39] What the hell? [00:09:40] How did you know that was an option in Chicago? [00:09:42] It's a little rough. [00:09:44] I'll tell you that. [00:09:44] So coming here is a lot easier. [00:09:47] Yeah. [00:09:47] So like, what do you like? [00:09:49] I want a deep dish, and then it's just a dish. [00:09:52] It's just a dish. [00:09:52] Yes. [00:09:53] So it's a little rough in Chicago, but I do food delivery. [00:09:56] I can survive. [00:09:57] Yeah. [00:09:57] That's crazy. [00:09:59] Yeah. [00:09:59] So it's a lot easier here in LA. [00:10:00] The only vegan man in Chicago. [00:10:02] I am probably the only vegan man in Chicago, yes. [00:10:04] Yeah. [00:10:05] Wow. [00:10:06] But how did you come across that journey? [00:10:08] Did you watch like a documentary? [00:10:09] What happened? [00:10:10] No, it was actually my friend. [00:10:12] Are you familiar with Sweet Anita? [00:10:14] Yes. [00:10:15] Yes. [00:10:15] Yeah. [00:10:16] So, yeah, well, you know, we'll talk sometimes. [00:10:18] And she kind of just educated me. [00:10:21] I was like, okay, whatever. [00:10:24] And she gave you a daily dose of the internet. [00:10:26] Well, no, here's the thing. [00:10:27] She didn't, she didn't. [00:10:28] Fun fact. [00:10:28] She didn't tell me what to do. [00:10:29] She kind of just like educated me about the process. [00:10:31] And then what made me just flip, I go straight vegan right away is when she went, oh, you know, cows have to get pregnant to make milk. [00:10:37] I went, huh? [00:10:38] What? [00:10:39] Oh, yeah, cow rape. [00:10:40] Yeah. [00:10:41] Yeah. [00:10:41] And then what really was when I learned that when baby cows need to die for milk to be produced, I'm like, oh, I'm not cool with this. [00:10:49] So that is like cold turkey or something. [00:10:51] Yeah, veal. [00:10:51] Yeah, veal. [00:10:52] So the veal industry is entirely dependent on the dairy industry. [00:10:56] Yeah. [00:10:56] Veal is also not that tasty, except for the veal I had at Carbone. [00:11:01] That is the point you made. [00:11:02] I'm sorry. [00:11:05] The product of rape isn't even tasty. [00:11:07] That's what I mean. [00:11:08] It's like, it's like cruel. [00:11:09] Like, foie gras, which is duck liver, is produced through a process that would be considered torturous and excruciating. [00:11:18] You know, they shove illegal here. [00:11:20] Yeah, it's illegal here, which is strange. [00:11:22] America will sometimes like... [00:11:24] In Chicago, there were certain places that after foie gla became illegal, they just took the fines and kept serving foie gla. [00:11:33] That's how dedicated they are to patch. [00:11:34] That's the Chicago shit I've ever heard. [00:11:36] So here's how I actually did research on this. [00:11:38] So that term foie gua, whatever, I don't know how to pronounce it. [00:11:42] So it's illegal in California, but is an illegal in New York City, but everywhere else in the USA, totally legal. [00:11:48] It was illegal in Chicago. [00:11:49] Oklahoma. [00:11:50] Oklahoma. [00:11:51] They're going to be like, yeah, I want some of that foy grace. [00:11:54] Off some halipena poppers and some frag rat. [00:11:56] Yeah, put some faux grass on my jalapeno jalapanos, but here's where it gets funny. [00:12:00] So it it was illegal in Chicago in 2006 and then, two years later, they they brought it back because the restaurant owners had too much drama. [00:12:07] Manual baby bringing it back and they just kept serving it too. [00:12:11] It was uh, Richard Daly. [00:12:12] Oh okay, he called it the most ridiculous law they ever passed. [00:12:17] I mean, I understand why they would. [00:12:19] It's like if you're in America and and that's illegal, but you can like purchase a gun if you cross the state border, like that. [00:12:27] Yeah, it's like what we kill each other like. [00:12:30] Why the fuck would we care about a duck, which again, very torturous method for those of you who don't know, at home uh, you take a. [00:12:36] You just like shove a fucking uh thing down like a tube down the throat of a of a goose duck and then just pump it full of lard so the liver gets extra fatty. [00:12:48] Um, and then then you make pate out of it. [00:12:50] It's delicious, like I think it's a little gamey, not for everybody, you know, not for everyone, but like with a little bit of taste please, with a little bit of apricot jam. [00:12:58] You fucking slice that on a on a piece of like sourdough. [00:13:01] So you've had foie gua recently. [00:13:03] I haven't had it recently, but I did have veal twice in one week okay, in two different places, and veal not that good we're. [00:13:12] I mean, you ate meat like you're familiar with all these things right, like for the first 27 and a half years of life. [00:13:18] So yeah, there's like I was talking about this a lot over the past, like weekend for over the past week for some reason. [00:13:25] But like filet mignon is such a fucking scam. [00:13:28] Why is that? [00:13:30] Um, filet mignon is treated as the best cut of the meat, even though it's because it's just like scarce on the animal. [00:13:37] But ribeye is is significantly better. [00:13:39] I'm gonna give you a controversial take that I finally, in my 33rd year, i'm not afraid to voice it hamburger more tasty than any steak ever. [00:13:49] That's not that controversial, that's very controversial, bro. [00:13:52] It's literally packed with like good things. [00:13:56] You know what I mean. [00:13:56] A steak has to ride on its own and unless you have, unless you have like wagu A5 snow beef you know what I mean. [00:14:04] That like that looks like chicken when you fucking bring it in raw. [00:14:07] It's so fucking marbled that it like literally has the, the color pattern of a of a slab of chicken breast. === Filet Mignon Is A Scam (05:52) === [00:14:14] Um, unless it's like that, you should probably stop talking about meats with the. [00:14:18] I can't, I can never stop talking. [00:14:20] I'm not gonna stop you guys. [00:14:20] It's well, let's get to the hard-hitting stuff. [00:14:22] Yeah, let's come here. [00:14:24] You've become a pillar of the internet, I I guess it's funny though because, like my standards are so high, I just feel like i'm, I feel like I I keep falling upwards, like I feel like every month, i'm like i'm a failure, i'm a failure, i'm a failure. [00:14:37] Well, for you who feel like you're falling upwards, what do you think it is about your particular brand that attracts so many people? [00:14:44] Uh, I make it for everyone. [00:14:46] So um so oftentimes, like i'll avoid certain topics because, just because i'm like not everyone's gonna like that, like there's like a really good video game reference I wanted to use, but i'm like not everyone's gonna know that. [00:14:56] Hey cutie oh, I did it. [00:14:59] Look who it is. [00:15:02] Wow ladies, am I right lately, don't say that late, ladies. [00:15:07] Never miss the podcast. [00:15:08] You would never, will never. [00:15:10] You weren't even here for the reincarnation of Will He. [00:15:12] He came back from a self-sucking accident. [00:15:15] He's alive, right? [00:15:16] Oh, we all celebrated where you've been. [00:15:19] Oh, right now we're talking. [00:15:21] We're giving daily dose. [00:15:22] The hard-hitting question. [00:15:23] Getting him with the hard-hitting yeah, great questions. [00:15:26] I want to dig in, i'm jumping right in, i'm excited. [00:15:29] Yes, you look great, though. [00:15:31] Thank you, I did my makeup in the car while driving. [00:15:34] Oh my gosh, that seems dangerous. [00:15:36] Yeah, not when you're this talented. [00:15:39] Okay, all right. [00:15:40] Well, I think the last time I saw you, two guys were Streamer Awards. [00:15:44] Yeah. [00:15:45] Yeah. [00:15:46] So it's been a while. [00:15:47] It has been a while. [00:15:49] But I'm trying to change that. [00:15:51] I'm trying to come back to LA more often. [00:15:53] So I'll be back in March and June. [00:15:55] One in March. [00:15:56] Oh, Streamer Awards is March. [00:15:57] Yeah. [00:15:57] And then VidCon for June. [00:16:00] Oh, that'll be free. [00:16:01] You're doing VidCon? [00:16:02] I've never done VidCon before. [00:16:03] And so my company's like, you should do it. [00:16:05] You should do it. [00:16:05] I'm like, okay. [00:16:06] Your company, what do you mean when you say your company? [00:16:08] My network. [00:16:09] Network. [00:16:10] What does that mean? [00:16:12] You're a part of a network? [00:16:13] Is it like an agency? [00:16:13] Yeah, I'm with Collab. [00:16:15] Have you ever heard of the Collab? [00:16:16] C-O-L-L-A-B? [00:16:17] No, what does the network do for you? [00:16:21] I'm learning. [00:16:22] Yeah, so they help with title stuff, back-end video research stuff. [00:16:29] Whoa. [00:16:29] So they do a lot of the technical stuff to make my numbers better. [00:16:33] Are you happy with them? [00:16:35] Love them. [00:16:35] Oh, that's interesting. [00:16:36] That's the first time I've heard a YouTuber say they love the network that they're under. [00:16:40] I love them. [00:16:40] I mean, they do a great job. [00:16:41] So I have no complaints. [00:16:42] MCNs, for the most part, were kind of scammy, but I guess collab is different. [00:16:48] This is very inside baseball. [00:16:49] Yeah. [00:16:50] Inside baseball. [00:16:51] We do a little bit of inside. [00:16:52] We do inside baseball. [00:16:52] I'm trying to get away from too much insight. [00:16:54] I had, yeah, well, you weren't here. [00:16:55] So that's literally all I did with courage. [00:16:58] So here's my follow-up question. [00:17:00] We're going to hit you with the hard-hitting stuff. [00:17:01] Uh-oh. [00:17:02] You have one of the most iconic voices on the internet. [00:17:04] Okay. [00:17:05] I'm just a regular guy. [00:17:06] That's what I feel like every day. [00:17:07] Yeah. [00:17:08] You've noticed that your voice has, like, it's one of the most insolently. [00:17:13] When am I going to get a daily dose audiobook? [00:17:16] Whenever you want. [00:17:17] I don't know. [00:17:17] Oh, I want it ASAP. [00:17:20] I do it all the time for free. [00:17:21] Like, people are like, hey, can you wish my kid a happy birthday? [00:17:23] I'm like, hey, hey, Jaden, happy birthday. [00:17:25] Hope we have a fun. [00:17:25] Like, I do that all the time. [00:17:26] He did it. [00:17:27] That's just good. [00:17:29] That'll be $600. [00:17:30] Maybe. [00:17:31] Do we have a short Christmas story that maybe later in the pod we could have the daily dose read with his poetic? [00:17:39] Yeah, we'll play some like music, copyright, free music in the background as well. [00:17:45] Yeah, we could do that. [00:17:46] I love that. [00:17:46] See, I'm doing content. [00:17:47] That's a great idea. [00:17:49] He's back. [00:17:49] I'm spending time on my own dick. [00:17:51] He's back. [00:17:52] I was perking late in ideas. [00:17:54] Okay, I have a question I ask a lot of people. [00:17:56] Sure. [00:17:56] If you could make a perfect piece of content, I don't make content. [00:18:00] I just put it together. [00:18:01] But if you could. [00:18:02] He is the glue. [00:18:03] He is the Van Gogh. [00:18:04] What is your... [00:18:05] Do you have any artistic ambitions outside of your regular product? [00:18:09] Oh, I do, but I don't want to. [00:18:11] I'm good with what I do. [00:18:12] You don't want to have those ambitions. [00:18:14] No, that's the first time I've ever heard. [00:18:15] It's too much work. [00:18:16] I'm good. [00:18:17] My workload is perfect. [00:18:18] That's wicked. [00:18:20] I love it. [00:18:20] So I upload twice a week, every Monday and Thursday. [00:18:23] It used to be every day. [00:18:24] That was insane. [00:18:25] Yeah, that's crazy. [00:18:26] That was insane. [00:18:27] I had no life. [00:18:28] That's a lot. [00:18:28] And then it was three times a week. [00:18:29] Oh, yeah, it is daily dose of the internet. [00:18:32] That's why I used to be able to do it. [00:18:33] Now it's here's your twice a weekly dose of it. [00:18:35] It's my weekly dose of internet now. [00:18:36] It doesn't hit the same. [00:18:39] It doesn't ring the same. [00:18:40] So for marketing reasons, we got to keep it the same. [00:18:43] But yeah, I don't know. [00:18:44] I'm happy with my workload and everything, and I'm good. [00:18:46] Like, they want me to jump on TikTok and everything and really pump, pump, pump out. [00:18:50] Oh, interesting. [00:18:51] They want me to get on YouTube shorts. [00:18:52] Here's your hourly dose of videos. [00:18:56] I'm worried about YouTube shorts. [00:18:57] I know it's perfect for my content, but I'm worried on how that impacts. [00:19:00] So when you first upload a YouTube shorts, how does that impact the actual regular videos? [00:19:05] No, it's good. [00:19:06] It's good. [00:19:09] I talk to streamers all the time. [00:19:11] I talk to YouTubers all the time. [00:19:13] The shorts are like on crack right now for your overall subscriber count. [00:19:18] You will reach a much broader audience that you had not reached before. [00:19:22] I understand that your secondary concern is like, will it prioritize the shorts on your own subscription, like for people who have subscribed to you? [00:19:32] Will it prioritize the shorts over your regular videos? [00:19:34] I don't think that's... [00:19:35] You don't think it's not an issue? [00:19:37] I haven't heard it from anybody. [00:19:39] Because I wanted to wait for things like to settle down a little bit before I jumped on that. [00:19:42] So I might do it. [00:19:44] I might do it. [00:19:44] I know that a lot of channels on YouTube that just do shorts have blown up tens of millions of fucking subscribers just on shorts. [00:19:53] Well, like, I know I could blow up, but I'm just saying, like, it's more about the money. [00:19:56] No, I understand. [00:19:58] Speaking of YouTube shorts, the United States beat Iran yesterday in the World Cup and made its way through for the first time since 2006. [00:20:05] Is anybody watching the World Cup? === Jerry Jones And FIFA (02:34) === [00:20:07] No. [00:20:08] I watched it. [00:20:09] Okay. [00:20:10] I watched it. [00:20:11] All right. [00:20:11] Did you feel it? [00:20:12] I felt nothing. [00:20:14] Yeah, you can't. [00:20:14] Them Iranians. [00:20:16] I'm not too into soccer. [00:20:18] Right. [00:20:19] I'm not watching it because I want to protest it because 6,000 people died to build the stadiums and stuff. [00:20:24] Oh, shit. [00:20:25] I didn't know that. [00:20:25] Yeah, what the fuck? [00:20:26] I'm sorry, I watched it. [00:20:27] You literally did that. [00:20:28] You killed me. [00:20:29] Oh, no. [00:20:29] How does that feel? [00:20:30] Well, also, they don't allow beer. [00:20:32] So that's also bad. [00:20:33] But that's not good either. [00:20:34] Yeah. [00:20:34] I like that. [00:20:34] It's like 6,000 slaves were murdered in the process of building this. [00:20:40] That's crazy. [00:20:40] That's a lot of people. [00:20:41] Not giving beer. [00:20:43] Yeah, no, this is pretty fucked up. [00:20:45] I mean, we don't do any politics on the project. [00:20:48] We're not trying to do politics, but how do they get away with that? [00:20:50] But it's called having a lot of money. [00:20:53] Really? [00:20:53] I should tell you. [00:20:54] Half the Earth's population is watching the World Cup. [00:20:57] Yeah, they bribed FIFA, which is probably one of the most overtly corrupt institutions on the planet. [00:21:04] Like, really? [00:21:04] Literally. [00:21:06] Yeah, I would say they are so overtly corrupt. [00:21:09] Like, they're so open and so brazen with the bribes that they take. [00:21:12] Like, they just. [00:21:13] So, would you say that American football is the actual football and a better sport? [00:21:19] No. [00:21:20] That's interesting. [00:21:21] So, you support the murder of slaves. [00:21:23] We're going to move right past that. [00:21:25] Famously, America as a nation. [00:21:26] We're going to move. [00:21:28] And football is an enterprise. [00:21:30] The week that Jerry Jones in his photo resurfaced in Arkansas. [00:21:35] Did you see that? [00:21:36] No, what he did. [00:21:37] Where he was the Cowboys owner. [00:21:40] Yes. [00:21:40] Oh, yeah. [00:21:40] That's Jerry Jones. [00:21:41] Yeah. [00:21:42] A photo recently. [00:21:43] He's like 100 years old. [00:21:44] Very, very old. [00:21:45] And of course, if you're like a very old white guy from the South, maybe where were you during the time of segregation? [00:21:53] Oh, that's right. [00:21:54] He was at a fucking protest at a school where they were allowing black people to go to that school. [00:22:01] He was in that famous Little Rock. [00:22:03] Yeah, Jerry Jones, Little Rock, and the photo, the Cowboys Owner, juke for decades. [00:22:07] Now, technically, he had actually came out. [00:22:09] He did like a soft launch of it. [00:22:11] You know what I mean? [00:22:12] Back in like 2006 in a book. [00:22:14] May or may not have pros. [00:22:16] Maybe he was just there to learn. [00:22:18] Oh, yeah. [00:22:19] In 2010, in an oral history project for the University of Arkansas, his alma mater, Jones couched his part in the contentious scene at North Little Rock. [00:22:27] I know Jerry Jones, and I am looking at this photo, and Jerry Jones is so fucking old now that I can't identify what internet sleuth. [00:22:37] No, he said it. [00:22:38] Which one is he? [00:22:38] He got the best. [00:22:39] Wait, he found it himself. === Taylor Swift Ticket Frenzy (15:41) === [00:22:41] Yeah. [00:22:41] What? [00:22:42] No, he did it. [00:22:43] So he did it to be like, well, I talked about it back in the day. [00:22:46] You know what I mean? [00:22:47] It's like one of those things. [00:22:49] He soft-launched his cancellation. [00:22:53] Yeah. [00:22:54] That's a new technique to soft-launch your own cancellation. [00:22:57] Anything you want to be canceled for? [00:22:58] Get out there. [00:22:59] Get out ahead of time. [00:23:01] Yeah, it's like if what's the Clippers guy, if he like ahead of time was like, you know, I talked about this before. [00:23:10] I just don't like my significant other having sex with black men. [00:23:15] Not a big deal. [00:23:16] I talked about this before. [00:23:17] Sports has some real, you know, not great moments for sure. [00:23:21] Yeah. [00:23:21] No. [00:23:21] Well, aren't they not called owners anymore in the NBA? [00:23:23] They're called CEOs. [00:23:26] That is such an NBA move. [00:23:28] I love that. [00:23:29] Yeah, yeah, so stupid. [00:23:31] Because they don't want, like, you know, it's like 2022, I guess. [00:23:36] That's like changing the name of the master bedroom from the master bedroom to like the primary bedroom or whatever. [00:23:42] Like, wow, wow, we really done it. [00:23:44] We really did it. [00:23:45] We did it, guys. [00:23:47] You know, the cultural is over. [00:23:50] The cultural and material impact of white supremacist segregation and slavery is done. [00:23:55] Yeah. [00:23:55] It's like doing land acknowledgements. [00:23:57] Like they do it in Canada. [00:23:58] They're like, oh, we're in, you know, stolen Choctaw land. [00:24:02] You know, and then they will continue on with the presentation. [00:24:05] Well, cutie, have you announced that you're a Jets fan yet? [00:24:08] Because the Jets have supported Taylor Swift so full-throatedly. [00:24:13] Is that true? [00:24:13] Yes. [00:24:14] Did you get tickets? [00:24:15] Yes, I did. [00:24:15] I got tickets. [00:24:16] I waited six hours. [00:24:18] Congratulations. [00:24:18] $50,000. [00:24:19] Where did you wait six hours? [00:24:20] $50,000. [00:24:21] Well, that's for a different show. [00:24:23] So I got tickets to two shows. [00:24:24] Sorry, Swifties. [00:24:25] You are paying $50,000? [00:24:28] Well, if you count my other show, I spent $53,000 total. [00:24:31] Was it just one ticket? [00:24:32] No, no, no, no. [00:24:33] Where are you sitting? [00:24:35] Everybody, this is... [00:24:37] Don't be mad. [00:24:38] I did this instead of buying a car, which admittedly going to be a little bit more damaged. [00:24:42] That is literally dumber than happy. [00:24:43] Why did you admit that? [00:24:44] Why did you admit that? [00:24:45] That's so much dope. [00:24:46] I have an old car. [00:24:47] I have a car. [00:24:48] It works fine. [00:24:48] I don't need a new one. [00:24:49] Uh-huh. [00:24:50] Yeah. [00:24:50] So where are you sitting? [00:24:51] What is $53,000 buying? [00:24:53] Does it get you some of Taylor's hair? [00:24:55] Dude, no, that's the worst part. [00:24:57] You don't even get to meet Taylor Swift. [00:24:59] Oh, wow. [00:25:00] I was like, you have to meet Taylor Swift. [00:25:02] 50 grand's a lot. [00:25:03] 50 grand a no, it's a lot of money. [00:25:05] It's the most I've ever spent besides on a house. [00:25:08] But it, okay, guys. [00:25:10] So I got tickets to the normal tickets, which were just like they're like row four tickets. [00:25:15] Right. [00:25:16] Those, I got five of those. [00:25:18] And that was $53,000 total. [00:25:20] Oh, that's a good one. [00:25:21] I got five of those. [00:25:23] Yeah, because I'm going to that one with like Leslie and all those guys. [00:25:26] Yeah. [00:25:26] The Swifters. [00:25:27] And then a few days later. [00:25:29] We're not invited. [00:25:30] Notice. [00:25:31] You guys don't. [00:25:32] You don't even like her. [00:25:33] Well, I'm a Swifty now because the Jets have basically a defendant. [00:25:37] Defended. [00:25:37] Yes. [00:25:38] Yeah. [00:25:38] Defended Taylor Swift unconditionally. [00:25:39] Also, what would be a better opportunity to change a John Mayer friend and fan's mind than going to a Taylor Swift conference? [00:25:48] I'll consider you. [00:25:50] You're not a priority because you can't name more than 10 songs. [00:25:53] Okay, first of all, your body is a wonderland. [00:25:56] No! [00:25:58] Body is a wonder. [00:26:01] And then, so I bought it. [00:26:02] I was saying. [00:26:03] Screen door, red dress. [00:26:05] I'm in. [00:26:05] No. [00:26:06] I know you were in trouble when you walked in. [00:26:09] Is that Taylor's work? [00:26:10] Yeah. [00:26:11] Let's go. [00:26:12] Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? [00:26:14] No. [00:26:15] That's also not even the name of the song. [00:26:18] That's cute. [00:26:19] Fuck. [00:26:20] All right. [00:26:21] Anyway, I noticed they sold boxes. [00:26:24] So I bought a box for $50,000. [00:26:27] Yes, you know who buys those, right? [00:26:28] What's in the box? [00:26:29] Yeah. [00:26:29] What's in the box? [00:26:30] You know who buys those? [00:26:30] 20 seats. [00:26:31] I get 20 tickets. [00:26:32] Like Visa. [00:26:33] Oh. [00:26:33] You guys are still not on the list. [00:26:35] 20 seats. [00:26:36] We are not even in the top 20. [00:26:38] We are not in the top 20. [00:26:39] What the fuck? [00:26:40] I'm taking my Mormon family. [00:26:43] Oh. [00:26:43] How big is your Mormon family? [00:26:45] What do you mean? [00:26:46] How big is my Mormon family? [00:26:48] I don't have 20 family members that I like enough to get into a box seat with Taylor Swift. [00:26:52] I didn't say I like them enough. [00:26:54] You're bringing people that you don't like to your fucking box. [00:26:58] You know who buys box seats are bought by like Visa, MasterCard, ATNT. [00:27:03] And then also Cutie Cinderella. [00:27:06] That's crazy. [00:27:07] Yeah, it was. [00:27:08] You know, the Visa executives get to meet Taylor Swift. [00:27:11] How does your Mormon family know Taylor Swift if they don't have electricity? [00:27:15] Yeah, exactly. [00:27:17] No, well, okay, so. [00:27:18] I got to mix up with Amish. [00:27:19] Sorry. [00:27:19] All my siblings are married. [00:27:22] And so that's like 10 people already. [00:27:24] That's yuck. [00:27:25] So not only are you bringing your sisters, some of which you don't like, you also are bringing their deadbeat husbands. [00:27:32] Yeah, that's who never listened to Taylor Swift. [00:27:34] That's crazy. [00:27:35] I bet those guys don't even know about Taylor Swift and you bring him and you're not bringing us. [00:27:39] Well, we'll see where the list lands. [00:27:41] Okay. [00:27:42] Will you remember me? [00:27:43] Yeah, there he goes. [00:27:44] Is that a Taylor Swift's? [00:27:45] Yeah, yeah. [00:27:46] Okay. [00:27:46] Wildest dreams. [00:27:48] I need to get myself. [00:27:49] Jason likes Taylor Swift. [00:27:50] I have no opinion. [00:27:52] Damn it. [00:27:52] He was also not the fellow on my team. [00:27:54] I don't follow artists. [00:27:56] I just like songs. [00:27:57] What do you do? [00:27:57] Yeah, Mr. Joe's. [00:27:58] Don't think. [00:27:59] Close your eyes. [00:28:00] Spit out the first thing that comes to your head. [00:28:01] We're talking about it. [00:28:02] Go now. [00:28:03] Apple was the first thing that came to my head. [00:28:04] Apple. [00:28:05] Like the product or the product? [00:28:07] Like the food. [00:28:08] Oh. [00:28:09] Okay. [00:28:09] You eat apples. [00:28:10] Okay, my family owns. [00:28:11] You work out. [00:28:12] You work out. [00:28:12] My family owns an orchard. [00:28:14] I'm an apple guy. [00:28:15] Okay, now you're just flexing. [00:28:17] I own an orchard. [00:28:18] That's my dream. [00:28:18] That is my dream. [00:28:19] My dream is to retire and open up an apple orchard. [00:28:21] I feel like you could do that without retiring. [00:28:23] Oh, no. [00:28:25] I think you could get one now if you wanted. [00:28:26] I guess I'm not sure. [00:28:27] I think he used to operate the orchard, though. [00:28:30] I get inside this fan's mind because he had the whole world of opportunities. [00:28:36] He went with something as humble. [00:28:38] I love apple picking and apple orchards, and I love bees and I love nature. [00:28:42] And I like, I love humanity. [00:28:43] You love bees. [00:28:43] I would like to be a family as a honeypot. [00:28:45] Where's my family? [00:28:45] I fucking hate it. [00:28:46] Would you like to come to our hive house? [00:28:48] Sure. [00:28:49] So my retirement dream goal is a big old farm, get some goats, apple orchard, that whole thing. [00:28:56] I'm a pretty, pretty simple person. [00:28:57] I like that. [00:28:58] That's cool. [00:28:59] I'm not a city person. [00:29:01] Sorry. [00:29:01] No, I'm not either. [00:29:02] I love city. [00:29:03] So you just, you want the simple life. [00:29:05] I'm a pretty simple guy. [00:29:06] Yeah. [00:29:07] Do you do any, do you have a green thumb? [00:29:09] Huge green thumb. [00:29:10] Huge green thumb. [00:29:10] What are you growing right now? [00:29:12] What am I growing right now? [00:29:13] Right now it's just a little maple tree. [00:29:15] A little maple tree. [00:29:16] I'm trying to grow that. [00:29:17] So, I mean, not the greenest. [00:29:19] No, I don't have a house. [00:29:21] I don't have a garden yet. [00:29:21] I have an apartment. [00:29:22] Why don't you get a hard time? [00:29:23] You got to get one of those walls that you can grow off of. [00:29:25] I don't have a house yet because my life is still up in the air. [00:29:28] My life changes so fast year to year. [00:29:30] Sure. [00:29:31] So I don't know where I'm going to be, you know? [00:29:33] Okay. [00:29:34] I rent because I want to keep things open. [00:29:36] Right. [00:29:37] Okay. [00:29:38] Like, I don't want to. [00:29:38] You're not taking advantage of that openness. [00:29:40] Well, also, it's a really bad time to buy a house because of mortgage rates and everything. [00:29:44] That's true. [00:29:45] Are you a pot smoker? [00:29:47] I yeah. [00:29:49] Yeah. [00:29:50] Strike me as a pot smoker. [00:29:51] Yeah, I'm definitely not an alcohol guy. [00:29:53] Right. [00:29:53] I'm definitely a weak guy, but I don't make a habit of it. [00:29:56] You just hit the Pennington every once in a while? [00:29:58] No, I don't own any. [00:30:00] Like sometimes I'll see friends and stuff. [00:30:02] And you're like, let me go to Blinker City. [00:30:04] Yeah, you know, friends will be like, you know, come on over. [00:30:06] I'm like, okay, cool. [00:30:07] Let's have some fun. [00:30:08] Have you ever watched Damien Luck, aka Fulcrum? [00:30:12] Don't think so. [00:30:13] Yodi Land? [00:30:14] Yodi Gang? [00:30:15] No? [00:30:16] No. [00:30:16] I don't really watch content. [00:30:17] Faded in a hoe, faded in a hoe, faded in a hoe, faded in a hoe. [00:30:20] How is that possible? [00:30:21] How do you source your videos? [00:30:23] I find I scroll through my entire day is like four to five hours worth of scrolling through TikTok, Instagram. [00:30:29] Oh my gosh. [00:30:30] Twitter. [00:30:31] I spend almost all my time on social media. [00:30:33] I don't really watch TV shows or anything because I just put my head down and grind. [00:30:37] And then when you see stuff, you message people and you ask if you can use it. [00:30:41] Yeah. [00:30:41] Yeah. [00:30:41] Wow. [00:30:42] I don't really watch too much content. [00:30:44] It's really rare. [00:30:44] All right. [00:30:45] I'm going to ask you a hard-hitting question. [00:30:46] Sure, go for it. [00:30:47] You keep saying that. [00:30:48] None of them have hit hard. [00:30:49] These are hard-hitting. [00:30:51] He's like, I have a hard-hitting question for you. [00:30:54] How do you like to spend your Monday mornings? [00:30:55] Yeah. [00:30:56] No. [00:30:56] Ready? [00:30:57] I'm ready. [00:30:58] You are arguably the internet's finest curator. [00:31:01] Sure. [00:31:01] Thank you. [00:31:01] What is your favorite internet video of all time? [00:31:04] That is a hard-hitting question. [00:31:05] Never mind. [00:31:05] Oh my God. [00:31:06] He did it. [00:31:06] I'm freaking out. [00:31:07] But the thing is that the problem with that is that there's so many videos I see in them. [00:31:11] It's like they kind of blend together. [00:31:13] I'm not letting you off the hook. [00:31:15] I need highlights. [00:31:15] I need like, there's got to be ones that stand out in your head that you're like, damn. [00:31:20] There aren't really that stand in my head because. [00:31:22] They all just blur together. [00:31:23] They blur together after a while. [00:31:24] It's like, what's it called? [00:31:25] Doom scrolling or something? [00:31:26] There's a term. [00:31:27] Yeah, does it hurt your brain? [00:31:29] It does. [00:31:30] Because I get off TikTok after 15 minutes and I'm like, oh. [00:31:32] That's crazy. [00:31:33] Only 15 minutes? [00:31:34] I feel drugs. [00:31:35] Well, here's the thing. [00:31:36] I actually was really worried because when TikTok first started to emerge, it was like distorting my brain inversion of reality. [00:31:42] Cause like I would, I actually had to get help for this. [00:31:45] So I got therapist help for this. [00:31:46] Because it was that, because I was spending so much time scrolling through TikTok. [00:31:51] It was my full-time job. [00:31:52] It was distorting my view of reality and distorting my view of perception. [00:31:57] He's like, daily dose of misogyny. [00:31:59] Well, I didn't, I don't want to get into deep. [00:32:01] Wrong side of TikTok. [00:32:01] Yeah, yeah. [00:32:02] But it kind of messed me up a little bit, but I'm good now. [00:32:04] But yeah, so I actually had to get help for that. [00:32:06] That's crazy. [00:32:07] Fascinating. [00:32:08] That's how bad TikTok is. [00:32:09] No wonder you want to own a farm. [00:32:10] You kind of resent technology. [00:32:12] I am totally fine with just disconnecting from the internet forever. [00:32:16] Wow. [00:32:16] I think, you know what it is? [00:32:18] It's because he turned his passion into a job. [00:32:22] Well, it's something that's supposed to be fun. [00:32:25] Like, I don't enjoy social media like everyone else does. [00:32:28] Yeah. [00:32:29] Because I have it created for me. [00:32:32] I have it. [00:32:32] Like, all my algorithms are not made for me. [00:32:34] All my algorithms are made for daily dose of the internet curations. [00:32:38] They're made for everyone else. [00:32:39] I know exactly what you mean by that. [00:32:41] That's kind of why I rarely ever spend time on TikTok because my TikTok algorithm is curated specifically for the types of like weird right-wing. [00:32:51] We scrolled your algorithm one time. [00:32:52] Yeah, like weird right-wing content creators that I, or like random right-wing people that are like, I'm going to go take a gun out and shoot IRS agents. [00:33:00] Like I'm looking for that all the time. [00:33:02] So I think my, and then I also like scroll for personal pleasure as well sometimes. [00:33:07] So it's just like this weird combination of like those two worlds and TikTok doesn't do a good job of like delivering the sauce for me. [00:33:15] No. [00:33:15] I think we have a thread of something faster. [00:33:17] Sure, go for it. [00:33:19] You would unplug from the internet. [00:33:21] I'd like to unplug from the internet, but it's my job. [00:33:24] Do you have a break-even point? [00:33:26] Do you have a goal where you're like, I'm fucking nuking this and I'm gone and you'll never see me? [00:33:31] Probably two to three years. [00:33:33] Whoa. [00:33:34] Unless something changes. [00:33:35] So it's not money, it's the time thing. [00:33:37] It's a time thing because my goal is just be done with YouTube by 32 and then just travel the world, see friends. [00:33:43] So I've you know you could do that right now. [00:33:45] I'm doing that right now. [00:33:46] Yeah. [00:33:46] Would you ever sell your business and just lend them your voice? [00:33:49] Like once a day you wake up on your orchard and you go, whoa. [00:33:53] And you do the give me give me the yeah. [00:33:56] Hello, everyone. [00:33:57] This is your daily dose internet. [00:33:58] And then it's someone else who's cut it and put it together. [00:34:00] Yeah, I've talked to a few people. [00:34:02] I've had a lot of offers for a lot of money. [00:34:04] And so that might be the goal eventually. [00:34:07] Wow. [00:34:07] Yeah, that's really cool to think about. [00:34:09] Like they could just send you lines and you just say them and then it's like. [00:34:13] Maybe I could do that. [00:34:14] I'm beginning to realize we're on the exact opposite end of like content creation in the sense that like there's no like like you never want to stop. [00:34:21] I can't stop hands. [00:34:23] I would never want to stop. [00:34:24] I love what I do and also it's impossible. [00:34:27] Like who the fuck? [00:34:28] I mean, I think you could just record top of the hour ad breaks. [00:34:31] Yeah, that's my content. [00:34:32] And then someone could stall. [00:34:34] Yeah. [00:34:35] And that would be, it wouldn't be the same, but it'd be pretty much. [00:34:39] That's my content. [00:34:39] Well, it's also because people are there for you. [00:34:42] They're not there for me. [00:34:42] They're there for the content. [00:34:44] That's a different thing. [00:34:44] Yeah, you almost did it right. [00:34:45] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:34:46] You did it correct. [00:34:47] I guess we sold our souls. [00:34:48] Exactly. [00:34:49] That was our mistake. [00:34:51] Do you prefer that, though? [00:34:52] Do you, do you like that? [00:34:53] Or do you, is there a part of you that sometimes wishes like, I wish it wasn't just like the daily dose of the internet, but I wish it was more me. [00:35:02] And also that like people knew me for me. [00:35:05] And like I got to see that because you're surrounded by people, surrounded by content creators who you know that put their face out there and have like adoring fans and whatnot. [00:35:15] Do you ever feel, you know? [00:35:16] That's kind of what I'm doing right now. [00:35:17] I'm kind of like, I like to dip in and dip out. [00:35:19] And I realize this is my personality. [00:35:21] I like to socialize, but only on my own terms. [00:35:24] Oh, that's interesting. [00:35:26] Like if people just like show up to my place unannounced, which would never happen, but if it did, I'd be furious. [00:35:30] Like, what are you doing here? [00:35:31] Has anyone ever recognized you by your voice? [00:35:33] By my voice, a ton of times. [00:35:36] Like maybe like a dozen times, maybe. [00:35:38] I feel like if you were a pharmacist, it'd be every day. [00:35:40] Yeah, but I don't really think so. [00:35:41] But the thing is that I've only gotten recognized by my face like three times. [00:35:46] Like it's super rare. [00:35:47] It was funny, though, because I was at my gym and some girl came up to me like, are you Daily Dose? [00:35:52] And I'm like, yeah, I am. [00:35:53] I've never seen her before. [00:35:55] She took a picture of me and then I never saw her ever again. [00:35:58] So I think maybe she got like embarrassed or like. [00:36:00] Oh, interesting. [00:36:01] I'm like, I was affecting this. [00:36:03] I was expecting her to keep coming back to the gym to the gym because, like, oh, that's where Daily Dose is. [00:36:07] But maybe she felt like it was weird. [00:36:10] You did your... [00:36:11] How long ago did you do your face reveal? [00:36:12] It was pretty recent, wasn't it? [00:36:14] I don't know. [00:36:15] I've never done a big reveal. [00:36:16] I've always just... [00:36:17] You just kind of posted your face. [00:36:18] Yeah, and I never did a. [00:36:20] For some reason, I thought you like, I thought people were like, oh, this is, this is, this is what he looks like. [00:36:25] I mean, it was a face reveal for us for the first time when we saw it. [00:36:28] Yeah. [00:36:28] Technically, for us, it seemed like a face reveal. [00:36:30] He's been doing it. [00:36:31] I'm curious if when you did a face reveal, if you got like a bunch of sliders. [00:36:33] The thing is that I think it's always been out there. [00:36:35] No one really put the two together. [00:36:37] I think there was a couple viral clips at Winbrow that were like me saying it with my voice. [00:36:42] Oh, you know what? [00:36:43] It was pretty much the streamer awards. [00:36:44] That was like my face revealed. [00:36:46] I did it. [00:36:48] I ruined this man's life. [00:36:50] I'm so sorry. [00:36:51] I'm good. [00:36:54] You didn't get any sliders? [00:36:55] Sliders. [00:36:56] People that slide into your DMs and try to make it comes along. [00:37:00] Really? [00:37:01] Really? [00:37:01] Wow. [00:37:02] That surprised me. [00:37:03] I'm good. [00:37:04] So, question for you. [00:37:07] You have friends that are content creators. [00:37:10] You've mentioned some of them. [00:37:12] But would you say that the overwhelming amount of your group of friends are just Normans, civilians? [00:37:18] Pretty much. [00:37:18] Well, you know, I have a lot to thank is the reason why I'm here right now is because my friend Alan Walker, he's actually going to be down the road there performing tonight or tomorrow. [00:37:27] Oh, cool. [00:37:27] Yeah, yeah. [00:37:28] And you guys are all invited. [00:37:29] He's not down the road from my house. [00:37:31] He's not saying that. [00:37:32] He's just saying like down the road with respect to Los Angeles to where he's coming from. [00:37:38] Yeah, yeah. [00:37:38] So yeah, like, I don't know, up there. [00:37:41] But yeah, he's like responsible for me like getting out here because he reached out to me. [00:37:44] He's like, hey, Daily Dose, I love your videos. [00:37:46] Come to my, you know, come to my concerts. [00:37:48] Come on Twitter. [00:37:49] Oh my gosh. [00:37:50] I'm like, okay. [00:37:50] So he's like the first time I ever stepped out of my comfort zone. [00:37:54] And now I'm like addicted to hanging out with content creators and things like that. [00:37:59] So I have all to thank for him. [00:38:02] We're very addictive. [00:38:04] No, I mean, I think you're, I have, we have a lot in common, him and I. [00:38:07] Yeah. [00:38:08] We have a lot of anxieties. [00:38:10] Yeah, we are very weird. [00:38:11] Our DMs consist of... [00:38:12] You're afraid of that too? [00:38:14] Yeah, we both have high anxiety issues. [00:38:16] What are you afraid of the most? [00:38:18] Afraid of the most is dying before doing the things I wanted to do. === High Anxiety And Video Games (06:49) === [00:38:23] Oh, that's crazy. [00:38:24] Like, so if I, if I died, I'd be pissed. [00:38:27] Like, I'd be mad. [00:38:28] What's your number one bucket list item that you haven't done? [00:38:31] Get it? [00:38:33] Well, come closer to the microphone, by the way. [00:38:36] A little closer. [00:38:37] Have a deep, meaningful connection with a significant other. [00:38:40] Oh, my gosh. [00:38:42] Oh, that is. [00:38:43] But you know, like, I've had a few relationships and everything. [00:38:45] I've had a few relationships and everything, but like, I'm a people person, and like, that would be... [00:38:50] I've had a few glimpses of it and it's beautiful. [00:38:52] Dang. [00:38:53] Okay. [00:38:54] Mine are so much more superficial. [00:38:57] But like material things don't make me happy, you know? [00:38:59] Yeah. [00:39:00] Well, it's like, I want to five some on top of the Eiffel Tower. [00:39:03] Yeah, he's like, he wants to buy a boat. [00:39:04] I actually had that conversation with Austin show last night and he couldn't name anything that wasn't sex. [00:39:10] Yeah, he has a problem. [00:39:12] That's the least surprising thing I've ever heard. [00:39:14] He's like, he's a monster. [00:39:16] He came to the realization he wanted to have like a coached orgy. [00:39:21] Oh my God. [00:39:22] He wanted an orgy, but with like airplane traffic controller. [00:39:26] I love how he somehow made this like vain process even more. [00:39:31] Yeah. [00:39:31] Yeah. [00:39:31] Vain. [00:39:32] He is a unique bug, that one. [00:39:34] Yeah. [00:39:35] He also has a lot of anxieties, much like you. [00:39:37] I haven't met him yet. [00:39:38] He seems like a funny guy. [00:39:39] He is really funny. [00:39:40] He is like, a lot of people don't realize how funny he is. [00:39:43] He's great in doses. [00:39:45] No, he's great, Alex. [00:39:46] I like a daily dose. [00:39:48] Yeah, I like a daily dose of Austin. [00:39:51] You can get a little bit much. [00:39:53] He's a diva. [00:39:53] He's like, shows up to a place before saying hello. [00:39:56] It's like, is the air conditioner on? [00:39:58] So you've been unlucky in love thus far. [00:40:01] I don't know about unlucky. [00:40:02] It's more like I've got my own things I'm kind of battling right now. [00:40:05] So therapy is great. [00:40:07] Okay, what's the second thing on your bucket list that does not involve a significant amount of, I don't know, just trying to make friends and meet new people. [00:40:14] God damn it. [00:40:15] Give me something new. [00:40:16] No, like, that's literally what I'm addicted to right now. [00:40:17] Fuck. [00:40:18] You're too goddamn. [00:40:19] No, here's a situation. [00:40:19] He wants to murder someone with her bare hands. [00:40:22] I want to open an orphanage. [00:40:23] Yeah. [00:40:23] No, like, because like growing up, I was like, I never talked, I didn't have any friends in high school. [00:40:28] Like, I was like, I was, I was sitting at the weird kid table in high school. [00:40:31] Like, I never had friends. [00:40:32] Like, to give you an example, how where I was in high school, it would be me and three other people. [00:40:39] One was this Asian woman who did not speak English. [00:40:43] Another one was a heroin addict who taught us how to inject heroin. [00:40:47] Kind of cool to learn, though. [00:40:49] He said, you have to inject it in your toes because that way no one knows. [00:40:52] Yeah, no marks. [00:40:53] Wow. [00:40:54] Yeah. [00:40:54] Yeah. [00:40:55] And then he's, and then some other chubby guy that would produce milk from his nipples. [00:41:00] Wait, that's crazy. [00:41:01] So those are my three. [00:41:02] So you had free milk and free heroin and maybe even learned Mandarin? [00:41:06] That's awesome. [00:41:07] Those were my three friends in high school. [00:41:09] Do you think that that upbringing gave you unique insight into the internet and helped develop your early product? [00:41:17] Yeah, maybe, but I didn't have full access to the internet until I was 18. [00:41:21] Oh my God. [00:41:22] Because I was on parental controls, you know, at a pretty strict level. [00:41:26] I don't help me or heal me. [00:41:29] But not you, son. [00:41:32] We're filming. [00:41:33] What are you doing right now? [00:41:34] Just open the door. [00:41:36] Hi, bud. [00:41:36] See you later. [00:41:38] Yes, please. [00:41:39] Bye-bye, buddy. [00:41:40] Include that. [00:41:41] That was good. [00:41:43] Dude, living. [00:41:44] Oh, my God. [00:41:44] Hey, listeners, what you just missed is Marsh just cut out. [00:41:48] No, you can keep it. [00:41:50] That is insane. [00:41:53] So you had strict parental. [00:41:54] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:41:55] Yeah, I guess I did, but I can't. [00:41:57] Yeah, me too, by the way. [00:41:58] Really? [00:41:59] The man that you just saw peek in here to be like, hey, someone's at the door. [00:42:02] Instead of just opening the door. [00:42:04] Yeah, they wouldn't let me play any video games. [00:42:06] Really? [00:42:07] Well, they wouldn't let me play any video games on the internet. [00:42:10] So I had to play Dolta secretly. [00:42:13] Oh, yeah. [00:42:13] So my dad didn't let me play video games. [00:42:15] Like, well, like bloody video games like Call of Duty. [00:42:18] He hated me playing Call of Duty. [00:42:19] He's like, you're going to turn into one of those school shooters or something, you know? [00:42:22] It's always local news. [00:42:24] No, it's always, you know what? [00:42:26] That's interesting that you say that because it's literally local news. [00:42:28] Like they wouldn't let me play. [00:42:30] They wouldn't let me play online games because they thought like a pedophile would like groom me if I played online video games because they probably saw like news coverage. [00:42:37] You know what I mean? [00:42:38] Yeah. [00:42:39] And then and then that stuck with them. [00:42:40] Same with like, oh, video games cause mass shootings. [00:42:44] So you were deprived of the internet till 18. [00:42:46] Did you binge when you were out of the home? [00:42:49] Did you just gorge yourself on internet? [00:42:53] I don't know, but I... [00:42:55] He made it his life. [00:42:55] What do you mean? [00:42:56] Yeah, it is his life. [00:42:57] Yeah, so I definitely, I think that sheltering made me like a little more wholesome. [00:43:02] So I'm less, I don't know. [00:43:06] I feel like I'm more wholesome than most people. [00:43:08] So we'll never get a daily dose compilation. [00:43:10] Whoa. [00:43:12] These are hard-hitting questions. [00:43:14] Sorry for that hard-hitting question. [00:43:16] That was hard. [00:43:16] These are hard-hitting questions. [00:43:17] I don't know. [00:43:18] I'm not going to respond to that. [00:43:19] My co-worker here is a little. [00:43:21] Kitty, have you ever watched a compilation? [00:43:23] I, you know, admittedly, I shouldn't have watched this. [00:43:28] Well, I got it. [00:43:30] I got clickbaited. [00:43:31] It was like, you got clickbait? [00:43:33] No. [00:43:34] Stop. [00:43:34] Let her cook. [00:43:35] Yeah. [00:43:35] I know what she's about to say. [00:43:36] Go on. [00:43:38] Pokemon standing up compilation. [00:43:40] I was like, horniness. [00:43:43] I was like, what could this consist of? [00:43:45] And I watched it. [00:43:45] It's just her walking away from her desk a hundred times. [00:43:48] And I was like, wow. [00:43:50] Someone is making money. [00:43:51] She watched all 100 times. [00:43:52] I loved it. [00:43:52] You didn't turn it up. [00:43:53] It was so good. [00:43:54] Was he good? [00:43:54] Yeah. [00:43:55] Was she standing up well? [00:43:56] She stood up. [00:43:57] She got sturdy with it. [00:43:58] A few times. [00:43:59] Yeah. [00:43:59] Cool. [00:44:00] But I get clickbaited into those all the time. [00:44:01] Actually, Mia Malkova the other day tweeted. [00:44:03] She was like, this is my, this is my better Twitter account. [00:44:06] And I was like, okay. [00:44:07] And then I was like, oh, okay. [00:44:09] Oh, yeah. [00:44:09] I get clickbaited a lot. [00:44:11] That is, that is one thing that I've noticed is I have a lot of friends who make risque content. [00:44:16] And when I'm on an airplane, right, trying to get Jets updates. [00:44:19] Oh, you have to mute. [00:44:20] Sometimes I'll be like, ah! [00:44:22] Yeah. [00:44:23] No, you have to mute them. [00:44:24] Really showed up. [00:44:25] I'm mostly muted. [00:44:26] I scroll Twitter all the time as a part of my stream. [00:44:29] And I learned very early on: if you have a sex worker friend, you have to mute them. [00:44:35] Because if you don't, they will show up on your timeline. [00:44:38] And Soda Poppin. [00:44:38] You know, the only time I almost ever got banned is because I was like, I went to Soda Poppin's Twitter and I clicked on his replies. [00:44:45] Because I was like, Soda's unhinged on Twitter is what I'm telling on my stream. [00:44:48] And I click on his replies and he's just replying to titty pics. [00:44:50] And I was like, Soda! [00:44:52] Yeah. [00:44:53] Yeah, he's out of this world. [00:44:55] So I think, but this is something Ludwig talks about. [00:44:57] He talks about horny gap, where like a lot of guys fail in like their career or their relationships because they get too horny and they like quit or they like get distracted. [00:45:06] And that's what, like, Ned from Try Guys, perfect example. [00:45:09] Horny gap. [00:45:11] He lost everything. === Penis Enlargement Talk (09:12) === [00:45:12] Yeah. [00:45:13] You can't be wife guy and then cheat. [00:45:15] I think it stems from a place of a lack of experience. [00:45:19] Ah, dude, the internet's so horny. [00:45:21] Anybody? [00:45:22] No, no. [00:45:22] Like, bro, but you're on the internet. [00:45:24] I'm on the internet. [00:45:25] Like, sometimes horny. [00:45:26] Devastatingly horny. [00:45:28] Okay, that's fair. [00:45:29] But I, I, but I'm open about my. [00:45:31] But when you're, I think, like, like, I've been in relationships while being on the internet and my eyes have never wandered, but also because, like, you know, I, I take a long ass time to get to that position. [00:45:46] And when I'm single, I'm just, you know. [00:45:47] Well, when it's right, when it's right, when the person that you're with just blocks out everyone else. [00:45:51] It's really cool. [00:45:52] Yeah. [00:45:52] I don't, I don't have like well, then you haven't gotten horny gapped. [00:45:58] I think it's because like, I think it's because like when I think when I'm single, I just do whatever I want. [00:46:05] That's it. [00:46:06] You know what I mean? [00:46:07] Oh, so you're saying you work it out of your system. [00:46:09] Yeah. [00:46:10] So you don't have to worry about it. [00:46:11] That's what you're supposed to do. [00:46:12] I think when you're single, you're supposed to just like work it out of your, work it out of your system. [00:46:16] Bro, I nut once a day. [00:46:20] Like, I'm just letting you know. [00:46:21] Propecia lowered my libido to a degree where I have like a normal male's libido now. [00:46:28] What's that? [00:46:28] It's what we take to maintain our hairline. [00:46:31] You don't have that problem, do you? [00:46:32] No, It's weird, though, because aren't you supposed to lose your hair if your mother's grandpa on your mom's side? [00:46:40] Yeah. [00:46:40] Yes. [00:46:40] Okay. [00:46:41] Very bald. [00:46:41] My grandpa is very bald and I'm not balding. [00:46:44] But you're also just turning 30. [00:46:45] Yeah, but when does it happen? [00:46:48] He might have hit one of those nice recessive alleles. [00:46:51] You know what I mean? [00:46:52] I don't know. [00:46:53] If it does happen, I'm just going to shave it off. [00:46:55] But also, we have technology nowadays. [00:46:56] You can just put it back. [00:46:58] No, that's the one thing that technology is not like definitely fixed. [00:47:02] Because if that was the case, Jeff Bezos would not be bald. [00:47:04] Elon Musk's hair plugs would not be leaving his hair regularly. [00:47:08] That is the one instance where they haven't hit that sweet spot. [00:47:11] That and like penis enlargement, I would say is like that last episode. [00:47:15] The tooth is like yeah, you missed it. [00:47:18] She had some foreknas good ideas. [00:47:21] You know what's interesting about penis enlargement? [00:47:23] If it existed, everyone would enlarge this. [00:47:27] That would be the most common because even dudes, listen, I don't care if you have a 12-inch every person's cervix would be suffering. [00:47:35] It's like there's always a bigger fish. [00:47:38] I know guys with hogs and they're like, I wish I could punch it up a little bit. [00:47:43] Because where would you stop? [00:47:45] I'm very fond of it. [00:47:46] Where would you stop? [00:47:47] I'm very fond of my penis. [00:47:48] I would definitely get it. [00:47:49] It would be an annual thing for me. [00:47:50] I'd be like, I'm at 15 solid, but I could always go bigger. [00:47:57] You know, it's like with breast implants, they just always went bigger. [00:48:00] Yeah, you know what it is. [00:48:01] They always went bigger. [00:48:02] No, that's literally what. [00:48:04] Okay, you just cracked the code. [00:48:05] Yeah. [00:48:06] Because like women have the capacity to stop. [00:48:09] Yes. [00:48:10] And plenty do. [00:48:11] Sometimes like some ladies will get like, you know, they'll go for a C-cup. [00:48:15] If they're like an A-cup. [00:48:17] Yeah. [00:48:17] And he's like, nice round B. You know, a little bit of retrosé, right? [00:48:22] Retroce. [00:48:23] And then they'll stop. [00:48:25] Men have no capacity. [00:48:27] Like, if it was as easy to get penis enlargement as it is for like, you know, a titty enlargement, you're right. [00:48:33] People will be walking around. [00:48:35] You'd have like CEOs shaking hands and their penises are falling out of their fucking packies. [00:48:40] He would tuck the tip of his cock into his crock. [00:48:43] No, I could see Ludwig not getting penis enlargement for like the quirkiness of not getting it, you know? [00:48:51] Ludwig's, we're all getting it. [00:48:54] We'd all get it. [00:48:55] It's just so large. [00:48:56] He doesn't need it. [00:49:00] The cat. [00:49:02] Everybody's getting penis enlargement. [00:49:05] Billy Rave Brains is getting penis. [00:49:06] I don't know if Daily Dose would get a penis enlargement. [00:49:08] You're too wholesome. [00:49:09] He's got it. [00:49:09] I'm happy. [00:49:10] He's happy. [00:49:10] You got a monster. [00:49:12] I have no complaints. [00:49:13] I have no complaints. [00:49:13] I'm very happy. [00:49:14] I mean, I'm happy too. [00:49:15] Confidence and it only comes from a man who has an absolute sea monster. [00:49:22] I think you can always... [00:49:23] No, I think you can always go bigger. [00:49:25] I'm telling you, I'd be out here with a 15-inch. [00:49:29] It could be funny, though. [00:49:30] Yeah, like a funny. [00:49:31] I'd just test it, you know? [00:49:32] I think it'd be funny. [00:49:33] You could wear it as a scarf. [00:49:34] Yeah. [00:49:36] Just a flesh scarf. [00:49:38] Oh, God. [00:49:40] It's going to be a weird time for humanity with a penis enlargement. [00:49:43] Yeah. [00:49:44] Do you think that there are men out there who would use a cadaver's penis? [00:49:48] You were literally doing the thing that she was talking about last Patreon episode. [00:49:54] Patreon episode, Patreon.com slash fear and yeah, she brought that up. [00:49:59] Like she was just saying that. [00:50:01] Do you think that they haven't done that because they're worried that organ donors would there would be a significant drop-off because men wouldn't want their hog harvested? [00:50:10] No, my idea was that you could sell it like free trade. [00:50:13] Yeah. [00:50:13] What's the full thing you're talking about? [00:50:15] Well, imagine this. [00:50:17] Okay, go for it. [00:50:17] Patreon.com slash fear and that's what you have to imagine. [00:50:21] We'll dive into it a little more, but essentially, you chop it off and you say. [00:50:27] She said homeless people should be able to give their fat hogs to like rich people so they can get it. [00:50:32] Joe has a seven-incher. [00:50:33] He doesn't care for it. [00:50:35] That is the logical limit of capitalism. [00:50:38] I know. [00:50:39] We need to make a movie. [00:50:41] No, but we're that critique. [00:50:43] She called it a utopia. [00:50:44] And I was like, in your utopian society, there's still homeless people. [00:50:49] Not out of their selling it. [00:50:51] Who needs to sell their cops? [00:50:53] Sell their penis. [00:50:53] They don't, they're not homeless. [00:50:55] They don't care about, they don't want it. [00:50:56] They don't care about it. [00:50:56] I don't know about that. [00:50:57] I think most men would rather be homeless than lose their dick. [00:51:00] Really? [00:51:00] Well, no, they trade it. [00:51:01] No, Yeah, they trade it down. [00:51:05] They wake up with a stranger's small penis. [00:51:09] Yeah. [00:51:10] Yeah, it's wild. [00:51:11] But we'll continue to get more wild on the Patreon proportion. [00:51:18] Yeah, you were a little late. [00:51:19] So we started. [00:51:20] It's not my fault. [00:51:20] I live four hours away. [00:51:21] No, I know. [00:51:22] Well, that is your, that is literally your fault. [00:51:25] Before we get into the paid portion, I would just like to thank the Daily Dose of the Internet. [00:51:28] Thank you. [00:51:29] I think you, in a very humble way, undervalue your product. [00:51:33] I think a lot of people set their watch by it. [00:51:36] It's a calming presence. [00:51:38] Makes something tremendous. [00:51:39] And it was great to have your perspective on that. [00:51:42] Thank you so much, Will. [00:51:42] I really appreciate it. [00:51:43] Where can people find you, Daily Dose? [00:51:45] YouTube.com/slash Daily Dose Internet. [00:51:49] All right. [00:51:49] We're here. [00:51:51] I know. [00:51:51] What are you singing at the Christmas concert? [00:51:52] You were tricking him out. [00:51:54] Wait, you do want to sing? [00:51:55] I'll sing. [00:51:56] Why would I not want to sing? [00:51:57] Or, or he reads the night before Christmas. [00:52:01] All right, Argo, yeah. [00:52:01] I don't. [00:52:02] In the Daily Dose voice that everyone loves, shut it down, shut it down. [00:52:07] Wait, that was genius. [00:52:09] Whatever you want me to do, I'm fine. [00:52:11] I am. [00:52:12] You are tricking him out. [00:52:14] No, no, no. [00:52:14] There's something about you that I see in myself, and that's why I invite you to so many things. [00:52:18] Yeah, yeah. [00:52:19] I don't really like. [00:52:21] I need someone to drag me along to do things. [00:52:23] I don't really. [00:52:24] I'm a dragger. [00:52:25] Yes. [00:52:25] Thank you for dragging me to places. [00:52:26] Oh, yeah. [00:52:27] Oh, she's a dragger. [00:52:27] All right. [00:52:28] She's a dragger. [00:52:29] You do not know what you just unlocked. [00:52:30] Okay. [00:52:31] Yeah, well. [00:52:32] She will also publicly shame you. [00:52:34] You would be screwed. [00:52:35] Go for it. [00:52:35] Yeah. [00:52:36] She will publicly shame you and like will tweet out messages. [00:52:40] I saw you telling him to be a no one. [00:52:44] Listen, I already told Will that you were his understudy in case you don't show up. [00:52:48] Yeah. [00:52:48] But there's just no one would be a better Scrooge because then people will be like really mad. [00:52:53] You know, you'll get canceled. [00:52:54] It'll help the concert. [00:52:55] There's not a better Scrooge. [00:52:57] Probably the most overqualified understudy in the world. [00:53:00] You are. [00:53:03] Will would be a better actor in Scrooge, but you are just better. [00:53:06] Why? [00:53:07] Can we mention one thing before? [00:53:09] Oh, he's a great. [00:53:10] No, Before we go, did you cast him as Scrooge because he's Muslim? [00:53:14] Be honest. [00:53:15] It is giving Islamophobia, cutie. [00:53:18] Everyone is thinking it. [00:53:19] Yeah. [00:53:20] Everyone is thinking it. [00:53:21] I didn't know that was a thing. [00:53:22] Yeah. [00:53:23] Do you hate Christmas? [00:53:24] I did it because people hate you for being rich. [00:53:28] Oh, and you're clouded. [00:53:31] That's funny. [00:53:33] Yeah. [00:53:34] Anyway, we'll talk more about cutie's Islamophobia behind the payball at patreon.com slash fear and see you on the other side. [00:53:46] What do you mean? [00:53:46] You could just have a gun in the classroom. [00:53:48] Yeah, they will let you do that in Florida. [00:53:50] Yeah, I guess you could. [00:53:51] But like being like a substitute teacher would be cool. [00:53:53] That would be cool. [00:53:54] You don't want to be a substitute teacher. [00:53:55] Like, oh, yeah, Mr. King is here. [00:53:56] Hell yeah. [00:53:57] Plus, then the roulette is kind of on your side. [00:53:59] You know, what's the chances that that's the day? [00:54:01] But everyone loves their substitute teacher. [00:54:03] Like, everyone remembers that cool substitute teacher they had in school. [00:54:05] I want to be that guy. [00:54:09] I know. [00:54:11] You should never get every week. [00:54:12] You're getting the thick of it. [00:54:14] This has been a work in progress. [00:54:15] I'm good. [00:54:15] Do you like the name Fiorin? [00:54:17] I'm not a big fan, personally. [00:54:18] I'm not a fan. [00:54:19] Because I didn't know what it was about. [00:54:20] Daily Dose. [00:54:22] I don't even care about the name. [00:54:24] I don't care, but like