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Jan. 14, 2021 - Epoch Times
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The Ultimate Trump Derangement Syndrome Compilation | Larry Elder
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Now, no matter what happens in November 2020, in November 2016, America elected Donald J. Trump.
And it's not too early to take a refresher course down memory lane, is it?
I'm sorry.
This never gets old.
There's not going to be a President Donald Trump.
That's not going to happen.
Donald Trump will not become president!
He's not going to be president.
He is not.
Donald Trump is not going to be president of the United States.
Take it to the bank.
I guarantee it.
All right.
All right.
I think if he becomes the president, he'll make it great because the state is already great.
I think that man will be president of the United States right about the time that spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs and redcapes.
On that note, Tom, take it from me.
How about that?
And then, of course, there's Donald Trump.
Donald Trump has been saying that he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.
Donald Trump just last week, he confirmed to the National Review that he is again considering a run in 2016.
Do it.
Do it.
Look at me.
Do it.
I will personally write you a campaign check now on behalf of this country which does not want you to be president but which badly wants you to run.
So when you stand and deliver that State of the Union address, in no part of your mind or brain can you imagine Donald Trump standing up one day and delivering a State of the Union address?
Well, I can imagine it.
In a Saturday night skit, I continue to believe Mr.
Trump will not be president.
He will never be president of the United States.
And we better be ready for the fact that he might be leaving the Republican ticket next week.
I know you don't believe that, but I want to go on.
Okay, here we are.
And which Republican candidate has the best chance of winning the general election?
Of the declared ones right now, Donald Trump.
And so, right now, Mr. Trump...
Trump, to answer your call for political honesty, I just want to say, you're not going to be president, all right?
It's been fun.
It's been great.
I love you.
But come on, come on, buddy.
All, let's say, cow poo poo aside, there is zero chance we'll be seeing you being sworn in on the Capitol steps with your hand on a giant golden Bible.
I'll make a prediction, though, for you.
I don't really get into predictions much, but this one I'll go way out on a limb.
Donald Trump will never, ever be president of the United States.
Trump should not be in this race.
He's an absurdity.
He is a travesty.
Donald Trump will never be elected president of the United States.
Donald Trump is a here-today, gone-tomorrow candidate for president of the United States.
Donald Trump is not going to be president of the United States.
Ever respectful of the fact that the people have not voted, he's not going to be president of the United States.
Let's be clear.
Donald Trump will lose the election.
I mean, he had a really good chance to be different and really have a chance to change things, but he doesn't do the work.
He's lazy.
We talk about him every day and we're continuously bashing him.
He's not going to be the president.
Don't worry about it.
It has to be a wake-up call to the Republican Party.
Despite Boris thinking that Donald Trump could win New York, the presidential race is out.
Could I just cut through?
I have one thing to say, one thing only.
And that is that this race is over.
Tomorrow morning, the money will dry up.
The Republicans will start to hide.
Trump has no place to go.
This race, effectively, as of tonight, is no longer a presidential race.
I mean, everything I know about presidential politics, and I've been through five of them, I've never seen one like this.
This race is over.
You might as well accept it.
And the question now is, how do you minimize damage?
And the only way you can do that, it seems to me, is to try to grab hold of some old conservative value things and do what Mondale did in 84, which is try to save a few people down ballot.
But as far as Donald Trump's concerned, it will never, ever, ever happen.
I mean, no shot.
President Obama will go down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!
Exclamation point.
At real Donald Trump.
Well, at real Donald Trump, at least I will go down as a president.
Well, maybe a slight chance, a lucky shot perhaps?
What are my chances?
Not good.
You mean not good like one out of a hundred?
I'd say more like one out of a million.
So you're telling me there's a chance.
Yeah!
What is the trick on it?
It's underhanded?
No.
Overhanded.
It's an overhand throw.
The trick is to keep your arm extended and That way you break the microphone.
You know, you keep your arm extended and put only one revolution on the...
Once around.
Once around on the way.
But that's indefinite.
All right.
Right.
All right.
All right.
You see, Democrats think they know the country and then came election night.
Florida has been going back and forth, back and forth.
It's changed again.
It's only 11,000 vote lead just now.
It changed.
Math on your feet.
I like this.
The Empire State Building in New York City.
Take a look at our running telly of the electoral vote.
Anderson, this night, is turning out to be a real nail-biter.
All along, the Trump campaign has been saying that Florida's must win for them.
Absolutely.
They can't win without it.
Donald Trump will carry the state of Florida.
You know, I'm guessing that the people in Brooklyn, I can see their fingers probably bleeding because there's no more nail to bite.
I wouldn't call anything encouraging for Hillary Clinton at the moment, to be honest with you, my friend.
Wolf, the scene here is so different than it was a few hours ago when people were happy and relaxed.
I have been looking around the room at people who are stone-faced.
Some of them have been crying.
Ah, the tears.
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Give my remarks to all of the Trump haters, all of the Hillary Clinton supporters, all of the people that said that my Trump was gonna lose.
So I say to you this morning, the day after the election.
I can't breathe.
I can't breathe!
I can't breathe!
Oh!
Oh!
I must be the greatest!
I told the world I talk to God every day!
If God's whipping the camo about me, I shut up the world!
Now in 2020, November, it's going to be even more difficult for Donald Trump to win for three reasons.
Number one, they hate him with a purple passion, the likes of which I've never seen.
Number two, they've got plenty of money thanks to the Trump economy.
And number three, unlike last time, they will not underestimate him and therefore he won't have the element of surprise.
On the other hand, his opponent is Joe Biden.
Why you text Sanders?
Why, why, why, why?
You're getting nervous, man.
And Corn Pop was a bad dude.
And he ran a bunch of bad boys.
I'm not sedentary.
I get up and...
Let him go.
Let him go.
Look, the reason I'm running is because I've been around a long time and I know more than most people know.
And I can get things done.
That's why I'm running.
And you want to check my shape on them?
Let's do push-ups together, man.
Let's do this run.
Let's do whatever you want to do.
Let's take down a few steps.
Edmundo Caucus.
No, you haven't.
You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.
You said you were.
Make sure the television, excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the phone.
And so he was up on the board, wouldn't listen to me.
I said, hey, Esther, you, off the board.
I'll come up and drag you off.
We hold these truths to be self-evident.
All men and women created by, you know the thing.
Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
I'm beginning to see why your wife left you.
And he cut off a six foot length of chain.
He pulled up.
He said, you walk out with that chain.
And you walk to the car and say, you may cut me, man, but I'm going to wrap this chain around your head.
If you agree with me, go to Joe 30330 and help me in this fight.
Thank you very much.
One of the reasons the media dislikes Trump so much is he's calling him out on their fake news.
The days of a Republican president sitting there like a potted plant and being beaten up by a reporter who's asking an opinion masquerading as a question, those days are over.
There's a new sheriff in town.
Your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis.
Wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime.
Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true.
My question is, why did you really want to go to war from the moment you stepped into the White House, from your former cabinet officers, intelligent people, and so forth?
What was your real reason?
You have said it wasn't oil, press for oil.
It hasn't been Israel or anything else.
What was it?
I think your premise, and I'll do respect to your question and to you as a lifelong journalist, is that I didn't want war.
Thank you, Mr.
President.
I wanted to challenge you on one of the statements that you made in the tail end of the campaign in midterms.
Here we go.
Well, if you don't mind, Mr.
President, that this caravan was an invasion.
I consider it to be an invasion.
As you know, Mr.
President, the caravan was not an invasion.
It's a group of migrants moving up from Central America towards the border with the U.S. Thank you for telling me that.
Why did you characterize it as such?
Because I consider it an invasion.
You and I have a difference of opinion.
But do you think that you demonized immigrants in this election to try to keep...
No, not at all.
I want them to come into the country, but they have to come in legally.
You know, they have to come in, Jim, through a process.
I want it to be a process.
And I want people to come in, and we need the people.
Your campaign...
Wait, wait.
You know why we need the people, don't you?
Because we have hundreds of companies moving in.
We need the people.
Your campaign had an ad showing migrants climbing over walls and so on.
Well, that's true.
They weren't actors.
They're not going to be doing that.
They weren't actors.
Well, no, it's true.
Do you think they were actors?
They weren't actors.
They didn't come from Hollywood.
These were people, this was an actual...
You know, it happened a few days ago.
They're hundreds of miles away, though.
They're hundreds and hundreds of miles away.
That's not an invasion.
Honestly, I think you should let me run the country.
You run CNN. And if you did it well, your ratings would be much better.
If I may ask one other question, are you worried?
That's enough.
That's enough.
Pardon me, ma'am.
Excuse me.
That's enough.
Mr.
President, I had one other question, if I may ask, on the Russia investigation.
Are you concerned that you may have indictments coming down?
I'm not concerned about anything with the Russian investigation because it's a hoax.
That's enough.
Put down the mic.
Mr.
President, are you worried about indictments coming down in this investigation?
Mr.
President.
I'll tell you what, CNN should be ashamed of itself having you working for them.
You are a rude, terrible person.
You shouldn't be working for CNN. Don't forget, June 19th, my documentary, Uncle Tom is coming out to a home theater near you.
Check out one of the trailers.
I don't remember the actual day, but I remember the emotion that I felt when it happened.
I'm often asked, was there an epiphany?
I started asking questions.
As I became more politically aware.
A lot of the way that I saw things began to change.
All of this information I've been taking in for several years.
A continuation of these kind of contradictions.
I had bought into all of these lies.
You begin to see what the real agenda is.
That's usually how that red-pilling process begins.
Black America is starting to get it.
People are starting to realize what's going on.
To see the rest of the trail list, just go to UncleTom.com and be the first in your hood to get some UT merch.
I'm Larry Elder, and we've got a country to save.
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