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April 23, 2026 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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SPLC TRACKING DECLINE OF WHITE POPULATION!? Ft. Westin Wayne Walker | SLIGHTLY OFFENSIVE

Elijah Schaffer and Westin Wayne Walker satirize the SPLC's alleged tracking of white population decline, weaving through claims of Gen Z's anti-Israel sentiment, Ilhan Omar's financial disclosures, and conspiracy theories about Jewish press control. They debate real estate shifts in Frisco, Texas, mock Russell Brand's legal UK sex case, and critique John Falan's anti-meritocracy video before concluding with Vivek Ramaswamy's student loan refinancing controversy, framing these events as evidence of a broader cultural war against traditional demographics. [Automatically generated summary]

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Protecting Companies From Attacks 00:08:42
unidentified
United States of?
Right.
United States of?
It makes you think, doesn't it?
United States of?
elijah schaffer
Warning.
This podcast is intended for mature audiences only.
It contains adult language, themes, and humor.
Everything said here is for comedic and satirical purposes only.
It is not to be taken literally, and nothing in the show should be used as a basis for legal proceedings or real world actions.
Listener discretion is strongly advised.
Welcome back to another episode of Slightly Offensive Live Monday through Friday.
I think we're going to start this Saturday, possibly streaming exclusively on locals and kick on Saturdays.
Possibly.
Depends how the meeting goes with Rumble.
But.
Do you want our 350 viewers on Rumble or do you want them on Kick?
I'm just joking.
We love every single one of you.
Thank you so much for supporting us as we're in our pilot season, rebuilding this company, restructuring the brand.
We have finally, as I told you, the agencies, we have meetings lined up.
I've just wanted to protect the companies and the people from the very vicious nature of the people that have been attacking this show unnecessarily.
unidentified
And you know what?
elijah schaffer
You're all gay and you're all going to hell that attack this show.
Thank you very much.
If you watch this show, though this is not true and it should be intended for comedic purposes only, you're going to heaven.
How do you get to heaven?
Watch Rift TV.
Exactly.
Thank you very much.
Well, you might be asking yourself this what the hell is the title of this show?
So am I. I'm asking myself that question too.
But Israel, apparently, people are starting to wake up.
75% of Gen Z actually believes that Israel is an unfavorable non ally of the United States.
And a lot of people said, well, you know, you mentioned last show that.
Well, all of these white countries are being destroyed.
But what about South America?
South America has countries like Argentina that have a lot of white people still in them.
We've been seeing a lot of posts of hotties in Argentina.
Let's see how Argentina is going with their president this week.
unidentified
Yeah, great.
elijah schaffer
Kissing the wall.
Like, this is even a meme, by the way, because I realize some of you don't know that are younger may not understand.
They literally kiss the wall.
And, uh, I love how I watched a young girl get interviewed in Argentina.
She goes, Since Melee's taking power, I love it, but I can't afford to live here, so I have to move out.
I love Israel.
Thank you so much, Israel, for sponsoring the show.
Join me today in the studio is my guest, the Weston Walker, all the way from Daddy Warbuck's horse farm.
It's good to have you back on the show.
@sithlordgroyper
Thank you for having me on here, too.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is nice.
And I love that you have the Matrix theme better than I have.
I'm actually wearing my plantation owner jacket.
I wore this for CPAC 2023.
This is a brand called Caliber.
It's custom.
It's a.
British Australian brand, and very happy to be representing that.
Good news on the Australian front got banned again, as I mentioned, just re got banned from the country.
So I'm still banned.
unidentified
Great.
elijah schaffer
And reminding you that I still never got reimbursed on those $8,000 tickets, Amex, for the first time I was banned.
And they said this Amex told me this you're not banned.
They're just holding your visa in purgatory.
And so I called my Catholic friends and they told me, you're going to hell because you're Orthodox.
And I said, look in the mirror, bud.
Look in the mirror.
And then I kicked Blue out of the house.
unidentified
I'm just kidding.
elijah schaffer
That didn't happen.
Joining us today, as well as our resident DJ, his name is Joji.
@sithlordgroyper
Hello, everybody.
It's Joji, apparently.
elijah schaffer
Joji today.
@sithlordgroyper
Hey, by the way, at Sith Lord Goiper, contact me on Twitter.
That's my Twitter handle.
If you want to write for the show, we have a lot of requests.
I'm working my way through them.
So please be patient if you sent me one.
But we'll work through it.
And we hope to have some of you acquired soon and writing for us.
elijah schaffer
Nice.
Internship program, 16 plus, according to the press.
According to the press, you can't get over that.
All right, so we're talking a little bit about this.
Check this out.
You know, Ilhan Omar, the hijabi of the year, has talked a little bit about this winery that has legally dissolved just nine days within her amended financial disclosures being filed.
The Somali fraud queen has been lashing out over reporters asking about her bogus winery and wild swings in net worth.
This is pretty interesting here.
You have the filing here of a termination.
I'm sorry, I can get in a little bit closer there.
So you have this limited liability corporation.
And she dissolved it.
I think that we're finding out there's a lot of fraud going on.
Nick Shirley, people are calling him a fraud.
I think he's actually doing a great job.
I think that, you know, people talk a lot about him, but he's in his niche.
You know, I remember the first time I did a turning point speech and I was with Fleckus, the YouTuber, and I'm just like this guy interviewing a retard leftist.
It's kind of what he is.
He's just kind of like exposing a retard leftist.
It's not that hard to do.
He's like, it's called Leering Center and it's like on the sign.
You know, it's like, that's weird.
And then I remember like, I got to my first speech and Fleckus was like, Wouldn't it be crazy if one of the QAs someone asked us about why we left the gold standard and we just go, ah, libtards are stupid?
And someone asked about the gold standard at Pomona State University.
And I was like, you know, I did what I always do.
It's interesting, but we really can't get to questions like that until we get these radical woke leftists out of our country.
You know, just completely deflect, deny, deny, deny, attack, attack, attack.
That's what we're doing.
Check this out.
alison steinberg
Congresswoman Omar, you were just talking about how Trump's economy has failed the American people, but I think the American people really want to know how.
You went from a negative $65,000 before coming into Congress to over $30 million in just seven years.
ilhan omar
My disclosure is public, not.
alison steinberg
Yeah, it is.
And so a lot of people now are looking into that and finding some screwed winery, a winery that doesn't actually seem to exist.
ilhan omar
Is that a real winery?
Do you all actually look at and read things, or do you just ask silly questions?
alison steinberg
Well, it's listed in the financial disclosure, so can you explain it?
Because we have a lot of questions about it, and things just aren't adding up.
There's no real phone number, there's no real location.
ilhan omar
Why did you want to buy some wine?
elijah schaffer
She follows my next.
unidentified
I like her.
I did not hurt you, to be honest.
alison steinberg
Recently stated that the American people should be afraid of the white man.
They should be fearful of the white man.
unidentified
I never said that.
alison steinberg
Yeah, you're on video saying it.
ilhan omar
Our country should be more fearful of white men across our country because they are actually causing most of the deaths within this country.
unidentified
I did not.
Yes, you.
ilhan omar
Again, this is like what I said.
unidentified
You need to.
ilhan omar
Prepare yourself because you can't continue embarrassing yourself like this.
alison steinberg
So I'm just a liar.
ilhan omar
What I was quoting was an actual study done by the FBI.
alison steinberg
Okay, thank you.
unidentified
All right.
alison steinberg
Thank you, Congresswoman.
unidentified
Hi, Congresswoman.
elijah schaffer
You know, what's crazy is I once had that ID badge in Congress.
And you know what's weird is a little tidbit to get the ID for Congress, I don't know if Trump dissolved this board, but there's a board.
Do you know about this?
@sithlordgroyper
I did not know about the board.
Inform me.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So there's a board, and it's got like the executives from like NBC, ABC, and they have to approve you to be a journalist.
So, like, it's the institutions have been captured, and like, you cannot be.
Legitimately anti Israel because there's these Jewish guys on the board and they have to approve you and you have to get cleared by the FBI.
And of course, I got the credential, but it's like set up that the press itself that's kind of what's significant about this.
The press itself has to be neutral or pro Israel just to get a badge to get into Congress to ask Congress about questions.
So they don't let anti Israel press into the Capitol.
Of course, you can go into the Capitol as a citizen, you can go in the Capitol, but not into the restricted corridors.
And it's quite interesting.
But she's actually a great journalist.
She works for Lindell and she's.
I think the significant part about this is that we're in the wrong business, Weston.
We should get into Congress.
We're trying to sell stuff.
We're doing prostitution.
That's where the filings got wrong.
It said that I was bringing prostitutes to my house.
I am the prostitute in the house, actually.
That's the joke.
No, but we've tried to do everything to make money.
And the truth is, the way that you make money is truly through corruption and destroying other people's lives.
Press Bias In Congress 00:15:37
elijah schaffer
And the way that you stop a man from making money is trying to destroy his life.
And you know about that.
People try to do that to men, it's very common.
But also, it's like it's crazy that a girl named Ilhan Omar can go into Congress as a puppet and walk out worth $30 million or whatever it is.
I forget what they said.
The corruption in our government is at a level where we have people in capes on their head telling us what we can and can't do in our country.
It's disgusting.
@sithlordgroyper
That's why they're coming after both you and me, is because we are not one of the corrupt ones.
elijah schaffer
That's your whole point?
Where's your finish?
Finish the point.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, that's what's wrong with all this if you're a good person outside of the system, they attack you.
Like Andrew Tate, like Nick, like you, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and you too.
And it's crazy because out here, I'm being bold wearing a white suit on a show.
I've never worn this on the show, I don't think.
And people out here are just funneling money.
And our country is a casino to people.
That's what's so sad about it.
When you're a heritage American, when you're born here, when you're raised here, when you think about it, you think about, you know, man, if only Hitler won, you know, and you think about this stuff, you walk around and you're just like, wow, it's really sad that people, this is why I know things are changing.
I saw a real estate agent speak today about Frisco, the city here.
Do you, George, you mean India?
unidentified
Well, yes.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's called Nunu Mumbai.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Because there's Nunu Mumbai and there's Nunu Mumbai.
But this is Nunu Mumbai.
unidentified
It's NM.
elijah schaffer
And the crazy part about this place is he said something that actually shocked me.
He goes, Do not buy a $3 million house in Frisco.
And he doesn't say why, right?
I'll explain this.
He goes, Because that $3 million house in 10 years will be worth $3 million.
@sithlordgroyper
Because your neighbor next door is eating shit.
elijah schaffer
That's exactly what he was implying.
He goes, It'll be worth $3 million.
It's not LA.
It's not New York.
It's Frisco.
And you're going to find out in 10 years, he kind of like says this in 10 years, due to changes in the city, the only people that are going to buy it are the same people that are going to buy it today.
And it's not going to increase in value.
So actually, it's kind of based.
It's like Indians are kind of fixing our home price market.
He's saying, Kind of like, if you buy a house, To buy a house in Watts and like the downtown, you know, like the ghetto, it's not really going to go up in value anymore.
Because why?
Because, well, people that yell in movie theaters live there.
And in Frisco, he's saying it's really just a place where it's a casino.
It's like we don't even get a real Universal Studios.
We get Universal Studios made of children's blocks.
And you go around.
Have you ever seen an Indian grown adult enjoy an amusement park?
I never did, except in.
You ever seen that?
@sithlordgroyper
I feel like they're flooded with Indians now.
Indians and Mexicans are like the only attendees, I feel like.
You ever been to like a water park as like a teenager?
Back when I was younger, I always went to a water park.
Yeah, it's just mech.
It's like that.
We already played it a while ago, a few weeks ago, the Cartman Club.
elijah schaffer
Well, you saw this.
You saw what a club in Frisco looks like.
This is not a joke.
This is North Dallas here in Frisco.
Watch this.
unidentified
Gross.
@sithlordgroyper
I can smell the video.
Do they all have shoes on?
Quite impressive they do.
elijah schaffer
Dude, honestly, I was at Lifetime today.
Lifetime Fitness.
And there's a lot of different kinds of people working out in there.
They added more treadmills because Indians like to just walk.
They're walking people.
You ever notice that?
They're walkers.
They're like the walking dead.
And I almost tweeted out to say, if I see one more fucking Jeet in slippers, I mean, they're not sandals, they're slippers.
@sithlordgroyper
They wear slippers?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they were slides.
We call them slides in America, they call them slippers.
They're like working at the gym.
unidentified
Ninja shoes.
elijah schaffer
They take up the.
So, I have a stab wound in my hand right here.
I don't know if we can see that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I have a stab wound.
So, yes, I'm going to take a drug test soon and it's going to show up for opiates because I was prescribed pain medication for that.
And that's totally fine.
A drug test, have prescription medication in your system.
But I was thinking about this.
I have to use machines right now at the gym.
I'm back at the gym.
I'm back on TRT, as everyone should be over 30.
And I go into the gym and there's just like the problem with using machines.
This is actually kind of good for weightlifters that want to come to a lifetime.
There's nobody using the free weights.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, good for me.
elijah schaffer
It's just Indians using the machines.
And I have to use the machines because I'm not allowed to grip the weights.
I can't use free weights anymore.
@sithlordgroyper
I do like to do a little bit of cardio before I work out, though.
elijah schaffer
Well, you work out a lot.
And usually the free weights are full.
This is what I mean about things changing.
What the guy said is don't buy it because it's going to be worth $3 million or less in 10 years.
Because people, he said people, he means whites, whites that control what it used to be how far you lived away from blacks.
That controlled the whole housing market.
The whole housing market is based on the same map as IQ, okay?
Same map as education.
I love when the North mocks the South.
Mississippians are so dumb.
That's not what's wrong with Mississippi.
It's like Mississippi is last in education, they're last in IQ, they're last in the country.
@sithlordgroyper
Who are the people there with the low IQ?
elijah schaffer
That's the question.
But this is the, we're dealing with a casino based new map where it's like we have these people that no one wants to live around, but they're rich.
You still don't want to live around them.
That's why, by the way, my lawyer asked me the other day, Georgia, you're going to laugh about this?
She was like, She was like, Can we say you have an intent to return to Florida?
I go, Not just Florida, anywhere, but here.
I go, This is too Indian for me.
I go, I don't like this.
@sithlordgroyper
Elijah, I think you would like where me and Ben were today.
We're at my penthouse that I haven't been to in forever.
I know the haters say I live with my meme mall, but I do have a penthouse.
elijah schaffer
Right on a 3,000 acre ranch.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's pretty cool.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
One of them harassed me actually on Twitter a picture of my.
The house set the horse bark, and they literally said, You're me, Mom's house.
That's it, it's it is really creepy.
That's that's creepy.
elijah schaffer
You know what would be crazier?
Dude, I won tonight on the title.
People are like, what the fuck is this?
@sithlordgroyper
I'm going to change it while we go.
elijah schaffer
No, we'll do it.
We'll do it tonight.
We'll do it tonight.
@sithlordgroyper
I can change it live.
elijah schaffer
No, I'll change it after we go.
No, because I want to show you some stuff.
I want to show him how we do some stuff here.
And we're going to do some stuff in my bedroom.
@sithlordgroyper
Sounds fun.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
No, but people don't want to be around Indians.
When you see Ilhan Omar, I saw a really funny joke today.
This girl, it was really funny.
She was like, so I'm going through a breakup?
Anyone here going through a breakup?
I'm like, no one said anything.
She's like, rough.
Well, I'm kind of sad because we went to Paris, even.
@sithlordgroyper
I'm going through a bunch of crazy bitches.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, but she goes, I'm going through, I'm going, I'm in, I went to Paris, we went to Paris, we went bike riding, and we went walking around, went bike riding.
We even bought those hats that everyone wears.
What are they called?
I don't remember.
And everyone's like, a beret.
She goes, no hijabs.
We bought some hijabs.
So what everyone's wearing in Paris.
And it's like, that's sad.
But it's funny because it's sad because we're losing our country.
And it's because we're literally just Goyam cattle going to our Goyam jobs to come home to raise money to fight another war.
And I'm saddened by it.
I'm saddened by it because people don't appreciate this country.
That's what I'm saying is like, you know, for LA has always had white flight.
And LA is a multicultural place.
So is New York.
But you know what the property prices are in LA?
In New York is where the money's at.
@sithlordgroyper
It's like $200 million to live in Beverly Hills.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's that much money.
It's that much money.
@sithlordgroyper
That's what I was saying about my penthouse today.
It's in a nice shops with Rolex underneath of it, and it's all white people still.
Me and Benjamin were walking around when we were gloating on how great it was that it's all white.
And I'm not going to talk about it on the show because I know some of you crazy fucks will try to come kill me where it's at.
But yeah, all white people.
And it's a dime.
unidentified
Dying.
elijah schaffer
All right, so let's get into this.
So it is dying.
And so we are asking ourselves Matt Walsh had a controversial clip, I'll play in a second, about this controversy with the SPLC.
Guys, it's a slow news day.
Just bear with us here.
But most importantly, remember the Unite the Right?
Unite the Right was interesting because it was a Fed jacketing of our movement.
Remember this clip?
@sithlordgroyper
Jews will not replace us!
unidentified
Jews will not replace us!
Jews will not!
elijah schaffer
PR problems.
I've always had handlers.
Do you ever have a handler?
I've always, in media, I've always had handlers.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, I got handlers around me too.
elijah schaffer
And do they ever, do you ever, people ever tell you just shut the fuck up?
@sithlordgroyper
Oh, constantly.
elijah schaffer
Stop tweeting.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, stop tweeting.
Shut up.
Try to silence.
You know, that's all they're trying to do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And I feel like we found out the SPLC was paying individuals to organize Unite the Right.
Was that true?
I think that's what we saw from the filings.
So main organizers were paid money.
@sithlordgroyper
Some of the organizers of Unite the Right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
You mean the white people were defrauded?
elijah schaffer
Well, I just think that we're in a country now where it's very hard to trust what's going on.
It's very hard to believe what you see.
@sithlordgroyper
I think that the point of this video here, I'll pull it up one more time.
unidentified
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Let's see it again.
I'll play it one more time.
So the caption of the video really doesn't matter.
It's really the content and like the types of people here on both sides protesting.
It seems very inauthentic to me.
On the left and the right sides, I think this is totally controlled.
I mean, it's like 100% controlled.
It's all like older millennials that are like, Alt right marching around with flags.
It's like maybe they're that retarded, but like on the left, we know, for example, George Soros funded the No Kings protest.
Everyone knows that these billionaires fund the Walton family supported as well, too.
elijah schaffer
Walmart.
Yeah, Walmart.
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Christy Walton lives in Fort Worth.
elijah schaffer
Does she?
She owns Fort Worth.
@sithlordgroyper
That's actually, she doesn't have much power in Fort Worth.
Arkansas.
elijah schaffer
No, yeah, but it is interesting because like, did you see that recent interview?
Let me see if I can find it real fast.
You see the recent America First interview for Nick Fuentes?
These guys, there's these two.
Let me see.
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
There's Jimbo Zumer.
He did an interview recently.
You see that?
Jimbo.
Shout out to Jimbo Zumer.
@sithlordgroyper
Shout out to Jimbo.
unidentified
Love the content.
@sithlordgroyper
He's streaming on Kick.
We love his Kick.
unidentified
We watch.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where is this?
Why am I not finding it here?
There was this interview done with these individuals that I don't know if we have it.
I don't know if I can find it.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't think those were real Groypers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
What was that?
That was really weird.
We had these guys, these fat chuds.
Put on Wang Half t shirts.
@sithlordgroyper
I don't think it's released yet.
That's why you can't find it.
The actual CNN interview, I don't believe, has been released yet.
It'll come out soon, eventually.
But yeah, at least the main guy that was on Twitter that kind of runs it.
Yeah, the Groypers bullied him off.
You know, Groypers cursed bitch.
He deserved it, frankly.
Yeah, you don't go on and represent the movement.
You don't represent Nick on CNN, especially without getting permission and especially when you're fat.
Did you see where that guy said Nick needs to represent him?
I saw a clip where that fat fake griper said.
Someone went after him and he's like, Who is Nick?
Jesus Christ?
Is Nick Jesus Christ?
It's like, Are you a griper or are you not a griper?
It's like, What's your deal?
Why are you wearing the AF hat with his face on your t shirt and you want to be a griper?
We need credentials here.
Yeah.
What do you get Glipper credentials?
Yeah, we have a, we're going to get a, just like Palantir, we're going to have our own AI database that tracks all the Glippers.
elijah schaffer
You know, you don't have to do that.
@sithlordgroyper
Unless you're above a 90%.
elijah schaffer
So here's what I think about the pro white movement.
You know, Arval is going to be coming out here and we're going to be doing a conference with all the, either digitally or in person.
A few people will be here in person, but we're going to do a panel and we're going to be talking a lot about some of the, you know, different views we have to preserving the white race.
But the main thing that I always see, and I always say on this show, is that the white people are just not getting married.
The young guys are not getting married because of hoflation.
And I think it's because they spend too much time online.
You know, there's a lot of girls who are not online, and you have to meet them in person.
And you have to meet them by accident because it's only by accident that you actually meet a good girl.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And I'm telling you this get a prenup because good girls live in a feminist world, and the family courts are feminist.
And so you got to be careful.
You got to be very careful with this stuff.
And I think people see, like, what happened to me, they see what happened to Crowder.
They see what's happening to Russell Brand and they don't really want to go out.
People don't want to have sex because they don't want accusations.
They don't want to have families because they don't want to go to family court.
It's sort of like we're in a demoralized world, a black pilled world where individuals are just basically told, you know, you're not, your pathways to success are, nothing's harder than your pathway to success as a white male, right?
Because if you're a white male and you try to be something or you try to be somebody or you try to go around, you will catch charges, charges of racism, charges of sexism, and you will, Catch if you get married, you'll probably end up losing your family in the process.
Um, look at Alex Jones on his what second divorce now, I think.
I think you know, and they're doing the same thing to him, third or is this the same thing to him they did to me, too?
They're slamming him, they're you know, his ex is crazy coming for me, too.
Yeah, but like it happens to everybody, every man, yeah.
And it reminds me, you know, Russell Brand was in the news today, and I didn't know how I felt about Russell Brand.
Uh, and then I thought about this, I'm like, this is actually kind of one of the craziest clips.
He was on Megan Kelly.
Did you see this?
russel brand
In Europe and in the United Kingdom, where I'm from, the age of consent is 16.
And I did sleep with a 16 year old when I was 30.
But when I was 30, I was a very different person.
I was a lot younger and I was an immature 30 year old.
Consensual sex, actually, with a variety of people, when there is a strong power differential, as there is when you're a famous man that has the ability to attract women that I had at that time, I think involves exploitation.
I think it is exploitative.
I recognized that my sexual conduct in the past was selfish and I didn't apply enough consideration, barely any, I suppose, really, to how that sex was affecting other people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so what's kind of crazy in Europe and in the United States?
What's kind of crazy is, and what remains one of the most crazy things is that Russell Brand is in the news because he said he had consensual sex with a 16 year old, right?
He said he had consensual sex with a 16 year old in Britain.
And the comments are exactly what you would expect.
You check this out on TMZ.
Manufactured Outrage Explained 00:02:33
elijah schaffer
The actor opened up about the charges he's facing in his home country during an interview with Megyn Kelly.
Shaniqua posting blacks said Patriot.
Gloiper1 said, Wow, he's based as fuck.
Normie Crew said, Grok, how old is Russell Brand?
@sithlordgroyper
We love Gloiper.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, someone says, If you've changed and found Jesus, admitting you were banging teens in your prime while the rest of us were figuring out how not to be predators.
And then someone said, Hey, legal age is 16 in the UK.
I don't want to discuss consent or legal age because I feel like that is up to the countries to decide, you know, what that is up to the place.
Americans don't realize he wasn't in America at the time.
But in the majority of states, it's different, right, as you go through the timeline.
But I think, you know, we're just in this weird world where Megyn Kelly had this interview with him and she said, You know, the reason why they're attacking you is because.
You are unpopular in the UK on a lot of different varieties of topics.
And I want to defend Russell Brand here.
Russell Brand didn't break any laws here.
If you were in a state that is 18 and you have sex with a 16 year old, yeah, that would be considered rape, statutory rape.
Even if it was consensual, you can't consent under the age of legal boundaries.
But he is being demonized as this horrible person.
He lives in Florida now, where the consent age is 18.
And there's no accusations that he broke that.
But I want to talk about Russell here for a second.
I feel like Russell's another victim of, he just attacked because.
Everyone in Hollywood is doing this.
This is what people do.
This is how they are.
This is how they define themselves.
And it's like, I gotta ask the question here.
If Megyn Kelly can see what's going on here with Russell and can understand the difference of what's happening to him, he's being targeted not for whatever.
He has a lot of rape and sexual assault allegations, and they're very weak and stupid.
I don't know if you saw that one girl.
She's like, I came over and drank and did drugs.
And I didn't wanna have sex with him, but we had sex like five times.
And I just hated it.
unidentified
I hated it.
elijah schaffer
It's like, but you did like five times?
Like, that's kinda questionable there.
We got to stop this sexual assault, rape allegations of people who are following the law.
And the Goya me to realize this is all distractions.
It's just circus.
It's like watching sports ball.
I think it's fake outrage.
@sithlordgroyper
It's mostly fake outrage.
It's like people just want to get angry about anything.
It's like, look, he didn't break the law, did he?
He didn't break any laws at all in the country he was in.
And it's like the society itself has made him feel like he has to say something about it.
It's like he didn't break a single law.
The Hung Chow Story 00:02:51
@sithlordgroyper
Why is he apologizing?
It doesn't really make a lot of sense.
You know, each culture, each country gets to decide what's appropriate and what's not, and what's lawful and what's not.
And, you know, there's really nothing I don't think to be sorry for.
It's really not a big deal.
It's like, you know, it's not a child, you know, but it is what it is, I guess.
They're still going to do this every time.
They're going to keep coming out against anybody in the right wing specifically.
They don't care when it's their side, it's only our side that matters.
So, right.
It's all manufactured.
It's not legitimate.
elijah schaffer
It feels like manufactured outrage in general.
@sithlordgroyper
It is.
elijah schaffer
Like this, you know, Navy Secretary John Falan is departing the Trump administration, effective immediately per the Pentagon.
Undersecretary Hung.
Unfortunate.
Hung Chow.
unidentified
Hung Chow.
elijah schaffer
Has now stepped into the role as acting secretary of the Navy, Chow's true communist hating patriot.
This is who stepped in?
@sithlordgroyper
It's like the most cringe bullshit.
hung cao
It's the scariest sound you will hear when you live in a communist country.
This is the last sound my parents heard when their fathers were taken away in the middle of night.
unidentified
Is that Alyssa Lou's dad?
hung cao
They never saw their loved ones again.
That's the sound of losing your freedom.
The sound of always living in fear.
That's my family's real life story.
We escaped from Vietnam just days before Saigon fell to the communists.
We were given a new life in the most generous country on earth.
America saved my life.
I graduated from the United States Naval Academy.
I earned a master's in physics and fellowships at MIT and Harvard before the left replaced merit with racial quotas.
I spent my life trying to repay my debt to America, my country, our country, with 25 years of service in Navy special operations, combat in Iraq.
Afghanistan and Somalia, but now our country has taken, yeah, really helped our country there, buddy.
@sithlordgroyper
Thanks, pal.
elijah schaffer
Thanks for Somalia.
@sithlordgroyper
There's a follow up video to this, yeah, if you want to watch that.
This guy is actually retarded.
I mean, he's not very.
elijah schaffer
This is where the title comes from.
@sithlordgroyper
This is where the title comes from, yeah.
It was the most clickbaity thing I could think of.
If your family hasn't been here for a while, I changed all of the titles, by the way.
unidentified
What'd you do it to?
@sithlordgroyper
California is controlled by bitches, SPLC tracking white decline!
We covered that last time featuring Weston Wayne Walker.
elijah schaffer
But we also covered that last night, didn't we?
unidentified
Mega.
Please.
elijah schaffer
We played that video last night.
Do you remember?
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, we did, but it wasn't about that.
elijah schaffer
True.
@sithlordgroyper
That was about SPLC funding, you know, KKK.
elijah schaffer
All right.
We're replacing him with.
I have so many other employees.
You just don't even want to know about them.
unidentified
There's so many of them.
elijah schaffer
There's so many other people here that are employed here.
There's so many.
unidentified
Like, shit.
It's like, who?
elijah schaffer
Steven and stuff?
What the fuck?
I can't even track it.
Clickbait Title Origins 00:04:21
hung cao
But here's what he said There's a place in Monterey, California called Lovers Point.
unidentified
Yeah.
hung cao
The original name was Lovers of Christ Point.
But now it's become, they took out the Christ.
It's Lover's Point.
And it's really, Monterey is a very dark place now.
unidentified
Yeah.
hung cao
A lot of witchcraft and the Wiccan community has really taken over there.
And we can't let that happen in Virginia.
Virginia is, I mean, especially down in Roanoke, they're God loving people.
unidentified
Right.
hung cao
Richmond, too, and Virginia Beach.
And we just need to mobilize Christians across the.
elijah schaffer
Wait, is that Sean Foyt he's talking to?
@sithlordgroyper
I'm not sure.
elijah schaffer
That looks like Sean Foyt.
@sithlordgroyper
Might be.
elijah schaffer
You know who Sean Foyt is?
@sithlordgroyper
Nope.
elijah schaffer
Did one time I went to.
I'm not going to say that.
@sithlordgroyper
I might know him if I saw his face.
elijah schaffer
I'm not going to say anything.
@sithlordgroyper
What's his name?
elijah schaffer
I like Sean.
Sean Foyt.
F E A U T C H. Sean Foyt.
unidentified
Foyt.
elijah schaffer
F E A U T. Foyt.
Sean Foyt.
I'm pretty sure that's Sean Foyt.
Yeah.
Let me see.
unidentified
Of course.
Blue hair.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, I'm pretty sure that that's Sean Foyt.
unidentified
Let me see.
This is him.
Look.
Yeah, that's him.
Look.
Oh, yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Look at that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's him.
unidentified
Nice.
elijah schaffer
That's Sean Foyt.
Sean Foyt is a great guy.
I really like him.
@sithlordgroyper
Go follow him.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look, see, that's got to be him.
Look at his hair.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah, that's him.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I think I can recognize people from just the back of their head.
unidentified
I don't know.
@sithlordgroyper
You recognize that other girl who was interviewing Ilhan Omar.
elijah schaffer
I think that's a different girl.
@sithlordgroyper
You just know everybody, though.
And everyone knows you.
elijah schaffer
I've just been around this industry too long.
@sithlordgroyper
Get ready for 40 more years, pal.
unidentified
Dude.
@sithlordgroyper
You ready?
elijah schaffer
Oh, my God.
unidentified
40 more years?
elijah schaffer
I actually got inspired by a Jeffree Star video today.
That sounds really gay.
You know who Jeffree Star is?
@sithlordgroyper
I do know who he is.
Isn't he that guy that plays with makeup?
elijah schaffer
He has a $2.1 billion makeup company.
Yeah.
@sithlordgroyper
Such a goat.
This girl was dating in high school, showed me him.
That's what happened.
elijah schaffer
Nice save.
Yeah.
Thankful.
@sithlordgroyper
Now she's cat mom on social media.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
All right.
@sithlordgroyper
What it says on her.
elijah schaffer
So, this is why I just try to max headroom?
I don't know.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
That being said, dude, I knew it was going to be a bad day for news and a bad day for the show.
You know why I knew that?
Because I was at the gyms.
At the gym, and I just grokked for a second.
@sithlordgroyper
Just grokked it up.
elijah schaffer
I didn't see anything interesting today.
And I went, What's the top news of the day?
@sithlordgroyper
Does Grok know that shit?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he just has Grokk.
He gives you the top news.
And I go, And I read it, and there it is.
It was so uninteresting.
@sithlordgroyper
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I was like, Wow.
@sithlordgroyper
That explains the title of the episode.
I was like, Fuck.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Here's one thing funny.
So Vivek is back in the news.
Vivek was on stage with a black guy.
Who is that?
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Who is that?
unidentified
Black.
elijah schaffer
And what's yerefree.com?
Student loan refinancing for struggling borrowers.
That's who's sponsoring TradePoint now?
@sithlordgroyper
That sounds a little Jewish to me.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
@sithlordgroyper
Scroll down a little.
unidentified
What's the scroll up, Stop.
@sithlordgroyper
Let's no, go down right there.
unidentified
Stop.
@sithlordgroyper
NPR, NBC News, Barron's, Ramsey.
Okay, so they're all over the place.
elijah schaffer
You should have just played Super Smash Brothers on the show today.
That would have been more interesting than whatever we're talking about.
All right, here's what he said.
Check this out.
unidentified
Hi, my name is Nora Long.
I'm a student here.
As you know, the United States has spent $12 billion on Israel.
This could provide for 3.5 million children with free health care for a year, 2 million families with a year's free groceries, or 600,000 families with a year's free rent.
Since one of your main campaign promises is to provide for America first, Will you commit to lobbying Congress to stop the funding of Israel?
So, I'll say a couple of things, Nora.
So, I want to separate two important and different themes here.
This is really important to hear from me.
It's very personal to me for a reason.
When I ran for president,
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