Donald Trump and Georgie dissect the escalating Iran conflict, debating whether a ceasefire represents a U.S. defeat or a regime change victory amidst conspiracy theories about neocons and the Third Temple. The hosts critique US foreign policy, analyze Marco Rubio's rise over JD Vance, and address Taiwan's potential absorption by China while mocking Greg Abbott's CPAC remarks on immigration and disability. Ultimately, the episode blends geopolitical analysis with offensive racial slurs and anti-Zionist rhetoric to question Western morality and advocate for a God-blessed America. [Automatically generated summary]
Welcome back to another episode of Slightly Offensive Pilot Month, all of April, where we are in Holy Week for the Orthodox season.
Remember, if you had to work on Sunday, I got stabbed in the hand.
We won't talk about this very deeply in the hand.
And I told all the nurses, you can go back to Easter next weekend on Saturday night, technically, because that's the real Easter where the Christians celebrate, not to egg Easter, get your eggs and hide them because nobody's safe now.
On a solo episode, my producer, resident Georgie, welcome back.
It's kind of like when you're a free spirit, but you still live at your mom's house.
You know what I'm talking about?
It's like you got nose piercings and tattoos, you're having orgies, and then you go home and it's like, Mom, can I go out tonight?
That's kind of me, right?
I'm still connected.
Now, I got fired from the Republican lobby, got fired from Influencible, got fired from a lot of partnerships, all because a gay Jew told them to.
But that kind of freed us now because we're going to talk about the reality of what's happening tonight.
A lot of people are going to be lying to you over the next 24 hours, 72 hours.
I'm going to come out and say it, I'm going to say it true and say it real here.
We technically had our first defeat in over 38 wars, as I've mentioned.
We defeated Iran 38 times in the last 12 weeks.
And we have now won, I guess, for the last time, because there was a 10 point plan presented by Iran.
And I had someone from Peter Thiel's camp who I love very much, by the way.
I've never mentioned who it is.
I love you, dude.
You're one of my good friends.
He's very mad at me right now, very, very catty about it.
But he told me, he was like, See, I told you we would win.
And I was like, I think this is called losing.
The closest thing to victory that this is with Iran is like winning a fight with a woman.
You know what I mean?
It's like no one threw a plate at me tonight, so I won.
But did you?
Because you're still on the couch.
Lucky if you're even home tonight.
That's how I feel.
Let's get into this.
We got a great story for you guys to talk about.
So Trump threatened today.
I'm going to bring this up here.
He threatened to take out the civilization of Iran.
And that's pretty remarkable because Iran is a very, very big country.
Country, 93 million people, millions of Christians as well.
And it's not as oppressed as people claim it is.
And no, I am not an Iran supporter.
I'm not an Iran defender.
But when you look at this clip, I'm going to put you can put on the screen, by the way, with mute for a second.
We just play this as a background.
You put me on the screen here.
So what you see here is this is like an average center in Iran.
Iran is actually much less oppressive than Saudi Arabia.
I want to clear the record here.
Iran, in terms of caliphates and Muslim strongholds, is possibly the most liberal country of any country in the Islamic caliphate.
Now, neocons, which have predominantly come to power post Cold War in 1995, when Netanyahu addressed the United Nations calling for the bombing, we had an individual named Pat Buchanan.
You might remember him from the 90s, early 2000s.
Now, Pat Buchanan came out against Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell, Connelisa Rice, and surprisingly, eventually George Bush saying, Look, these people want a war with Iran.
And he warned us in an op ed that was a 200 and something page book called Where the Right Went Wrong.
We've read it as a group together, and we're going to start a book club back up too, because finally I'm in charge of this.
And we don't have e girls here anymore.
Let's get some air horns.
No more e girls.
Not even once, unless it's at CPAC, but then it's twice.
But here's the deal.
So he basically said look, ultimately, this military industrial complex, which is the unholy trinity between neocon evangelicals, the evangelical Christian church, and Zionist Jews, which are all the same thing, they want to take out Iran.
They have very different reasons why, but ultimately, it's all about ushering in the third temple, right?
You have the final building of the satanic temple.
of post Solomonic Judaism, which is Talmudic Judaism, which is also called demonic literature.
Okay.
And they want to put the Antichrist to stand up and to seat himself.
Now, none of that's possible if Iran exists.
Now, Iran has been portrayed by very prominent and supported sources like Team America, World Police by Trey Stone and Matt Parker as being a Durka Durka country, when in reality, Iran is Aryan.
I know that's a block here.
So, this is very confusing to people that Iran is Aryan because.
They don't look like us.
And by us, I mean Americans.
By Americans, I mean Indians, because that's how we look today.
They don't look like Westerners, correct?
They don't look like us.
And that's true because Aryan genetic DNA, when you get into the, not the phenotype, but the genotype, right?
The structural components of humanity, they share a match.
I think we are closer to Persians in DNA, people like me, as almost as close as Sub Saharan Africans are to chimpanzees.
That's actually sad.
I believe that I might be wrong here.
This is probably factually incorrect, but I'm going to say it because it's funny.
I think Sub Saharan Africans are closer genetically to chimpanzees than we are to these people.
However, we still have a very close genotype.
Now, genotype, for those that are not familiar, is very simply the codonic structure.
This is the double helix.
This is what makes up these structures, and we are like them.
They have blue eyes, they have blonde hair, they have green eyes, but they look different because a lot of Persians are now Arab, just like Egyptians were mostly lighter skinned Aryans.
They have mixed with Arabs.
And we have a problem here, okay?
I still haven't seen Christian Noem's ex husband shirtless with those tits on.
So we haven't gotten everything we wanted this week.
At least I haven't.
However, what we did get is an apparent ceasefire.
Now, the first video that you saw there, you can bring this back, is a video of the rockets and the drones striking Israel.
So, we're going to break down the ceasefire and what it means.
I'm going to tell you what, I do not have the predictability or the prophetic gift to tell you guys that this war is over.
Because everybody knows, just like Trump's promises, a ceasefire is just a promise that hasn't been broken yet, right?
That's kind of the truth.
However, I want to lay down the law here as we look at this.
Iran values education as much, if not more, than America.
And yes, we do have Blacks.
And yes, we do have Hispanics.
And yes, we do have.
Small eyed Hispanics known as Filipinos, who are in fact much more inferior genetically and intellectually than, let's say, Western Aryan races or Persian Aryan races, even Uzbekistani hybrid Asian races.
But the point is that we were lied to about Iran.
And we need to accept that, okay?
We need to accept the fact that Iran is not a backwards country.
Iran is not this, Iran is not Afghanistan.
You do not have the Mujahideen, you do not have the Taliban.
You have, I think I said it wrong.
It's IRGC, correct?
That's what it's called?
IRGC.
I said IRCG last night.
But who cares?
We're all making shit up in the media now.
So I just felt left out.
But the IRGC, as Trump stated, are a very palatable and a very formidable foe.
Now, all of you guys love laryngitis.
Dad, I love laryngitis.
Dad, if you're new to the show, you don't remember that.
I love my dad.
Him and I have different politics.
My sister is liberal.
I have different politics than her.
In fact, I just mentioned my friend, he threw that off the screen, who's in the teal camp.
We have different politics.
Politics should not get in the way of your family, okay?
I'm gonna say this right now.
If you are cutting off family members, if family members are cutting you off over the war in Iran, that is wrong.
That is ethically wrong.
That is spiritually wrong.
That is immoral.
Yes, because you got to remember people have different knowledge.
People have different information.
You could be wrong.
I could be wrong.
My dad could be right.
He could be wrong.
The truth is, we're probably both a little wrong and we're probably both a little right.
Okay.
But the truth is, here is let's look at the facts.
So we are now in a ceasefire deal.
I don't want to bring this up.
This is being reported right now across major publications, including the most reliable publication of all, which is X. As you know, sorry, my computer's having some glitch problems.
I just wanted to quickly comment on what Trump said today about the Iran war.
He says he's going to destroy their civilization overnight.
And the media has quickly jumped the gun and said, oh, we're going to nuke Iran.
We're going to nuke Iran.
It's like, okay, people, if we nuke Iran, Russia would nuke Ukraine and China would nuke Taiwan.
Do you really think that we're going to do that?
It sets a terrible precedent.
It is way above and beyond anything that we actually need to do.
We have the technology, we have the munitions to fire a lot of ballistic missiles at their energy infrastructure, which is most likely what's going to happen.
I think anyone with a discerning mind will be able to come to that conclusion.
You know, I should have known that nothing ever happens, really.
You know what?
What would have happened, I think, was probably that if they followed through.
I was under the impression that the Iranians cut off all forms of communication with the U.S.
I wasn't sure that they were actually communicating.
But what's interesting about what Trump said today is it seems like he was trying to, at least in hindsight, he was posturing himself in a position of strength so that when he inevitably conceded to all 10 of the Iranian points in their ceasefire deal, it would look like we're coming from a position of strength.
That is to say that essentially the Iranians capitulated.
And that's how they're trying to frame it.
Like we won, and it was because of Trump's tweet today that caused that.
I don't think that's true.
I think the Iranians have been holding us by the balls this entire war.
They control the Strait.
We said that we would end up taking control.
We said that we would invade certain.
Do you remember what that region's called that has all their oil?
So they basically said, look, you're going to put infrastructure at bay.
We're going to.
Sacrifice our people, and this was volunteers by the way, which shows that there was no regime change.
And with this non aggression pact that was happening, here's the first point that we lost.
So, my buddy, good guy, by the way, very smart, worth $100 million.
It's a lot of money.
Some people say I could pay almost 10% of my legal bills these days, but $100 million he's worth.
And he was like, What we won.
I go, Wasn't the point of this regime change?
He's like, We did get regime change.
We killed the Kameni family.
And we got a stricter, more hardline.
In fact, we might have actually oppressed women more and gays more.
I'm not joking.
We might have actually created a greater oppression in the country, but it's not aggression, meaning Iran will no longer bomb our oil emirate allies, Qatar, Dubai, technically, UAE, but Bahrain, Kuwait.
You're not going to be bombing these places, and we're not going to bomb them.
So that's good because the Geneva Convention states specifically, as co signed and curated by the United States and the United Nations, that countries shall not intentionally attack.
Infrastructure.
And last night we talked about the hardline total condemnation from World War II of the bombing of Dresden, where Germans were killed by Allies, as well as the bombings of London.
I bring that up.
The bombings of London were absolutely against Geneva.
This is later pacts that were agreed upon.
But we should not be wiping out civilization.
That is against our rules.
Wiping out a civilization has two other euphemisms.
They're not even synonyms.
It's softer ways of saying that are genocide and ethnic cleansing.
Or you could just be blunt and go wiping out the civilization, also known as the Old Testament.
But number two, here's what they did Iran's control of the Strait of Hormuz.
So Iran now has control of the Strait of Hormuz.
What's not understood is whether or not they will continue taxing vessels.
And I think that largely depends.
I think that the Strait of Hormuz control is how they're going to get control of Israel.
And the fact that Israel's not so much mentioned in this proves that the U.S. does not have geopolitical control over Israel.
Okay?
That is the truth.
And As you'll find from future videos, we don't have a lot of control over a lot of people.
Because, look, could we defeat Iran?
Yes, we could.
We could nuke the shit out of them and we could erase their civilization.
But do you think Russia?
Do you think China?
Do you think North Korea would be okay with that?
If Israel has nukes and we know about them, but we're not allowed to talk about it, who else does?
We had the acceptance of Iran's uranium enrichment.
Now, this is contested.
Do you know about this?
This is contested.
Trump says that this report that they accepted uranium enrichment.
Was predicated on a false report from Nigeria and that they did not agree to this.
But Iran says that they only want to enrich uranium up to 60 to 80% to keep nuclear power, which once again shows they're a little bit smarter than the Western world.
Like with Australia, Australia, we'll talk about Australia later.
This is what they agreed upon.
Now, the sad part about this is if I was Iranian, I probably would have positioned my government to not build a nuclear bomb if it meant happening to my country what happened.
The last few weeks.
And now that it's happened, I would say Iran is probably posturing to build a bomb.
But Vrillium, you know, had this controversial take about whitewashing because Dinesh's daughter married a congressman, a white congressman, and the kids turn out blue eyed.
Now, I'm not really for race mixing personally in America, but I do believe in colonization where I do believe you can whitewash foreigners in their country.
I believe if you want to have a kid with a Colombian woman, go to move to Colombia.
It's going to look a lot like the Palestinian Israeli ceasefire when there really was no ceasefire for like a month.
And then eventually they kind of started to work on things and then it broke apart.
You know, the Israelis, they're bound to cause some trouble for us in this ceasefire.
Preemptive strikes again.
They're going to start bombing and they already have.
And Iran.
Iran is retaliating already by bombing them.
Immediately after the ceasefire was passed, Iran started bombing Israel, probably because Israel bombed them.
I know Israel was bombing their bridges this morning, and Iran retaliated right after the ceasefire, which begs the question is Israel actually included in this ceasefire, or is Iran and Israel going to just keep going at it?
Once again, what I said in the Urbi, Urbi message on Sunday, asking all people of goodwill to search always for peace and not violence, to reject.
War, especially a war which many people have said is an unjust war, which is continuing to escalate and which is not resolving anything.
In fact, we have a worldwide economic crisis, energy crisis, situation in the Middle East of great instability, which is only provoking more hatred throughout the world.
With San Diego, thousands of miles away on the West Coast, being attributed to these anti Semitic laws where the criticism of the state of Israel and their allies is considered in many ways to be hatred of Jews.
This is why I always just say, don't worry about it.
So, you see this here the attacks and planes leaving.
Because for some reason, what we have misunderstood here is that Israel doesn't seem to be a part of these attacks or these defenses or even this resolution.
Now, that could be one of several reasons.
It could be because the U.S. wants to posture.
Here's what I believe from this totality this is a mess.
You already have Trump's cabinet and generals trying to distance themselves.
But I highly recommend pulling it up and watching it if you haven't seen it already.
It's a really beautiful speech where Marco Rubio parrots all of the America First talking points.
He's making a commitment to Europe that says, although you are starting to leave us because of how we've acted over the last 30 years, we are not leaving you, or rather, that's not our intention.
Even though Italy, we have some stuff about that as well.
Italy just recently, they're coming after us, or rather, they're pulling out.
They're saying that if America is the UN, then why are they helping us, essentially?
And they've already blocked off the use of our bases and their airspace, including that includes France as well.
So we are distancing ourselves from our allies.
And there seems to be no hope of reconciliation at this point, frankly.
Well, look, I said this back in November 16th, 2025.
I said, Our entire foreign policy has cost trillions of dollars and decimated our economy.
The value of our dollar as 0.1 based solely on the Greater Israel project.
That is the basic start.
People who complain about people taking money from Qatar are just Zionist hypocrites accusing political opponents of doing what they're doing.
But because it's not Israel and Zionist orgs funding them, that's why it's wrong.
I've never met a person funded by Qatar, it's projecting.
That's actually the truth.
However, I will say right now on the right, in the inside, is very hard to make money from the establishment because they only want you if you support the war in the Middle East.
Why are the opposition in Taiwan currently in Beijing meeting with Chinese officials as we deplete our stockpiles and removed our Patriot battle systems from Seoul, South Korea?
That's interesting.
Yeah, I like that stuff.
However, we all have fetishes that we like, but not everyone's into our fetishes.
What's really going on here?
Well, let's talk about our other fetish the fact that our allies.
Mi si deve dire, quindi, che cosa si intende fare?
Cioè, dobbiamo prendere distanze nel senso che.
Don't go to the NATO, don't go to the Bali American, don't go to the Rocky Mountains, don't go to the McDonald's.
dobbiamo fare che dobbiamo fare altrimenti chiaramente sbagliata questa strategia allora mi si deve formalizzare l'alternativa mi si deve dire quindi che cosa si intende fare cioè dobbiamo prendere distanze nel senso che dobbiamo uscire dalla nato dobbiamo chiudere le basi americane dobbiamo rompere i rapporti commerciali dobbiamo assaltare mcdonald non lo so che all right i want to show you something very important it's gonna shock a lot of you guys here by the way
I don't really have much to say, but something that they missed in that article was that there was an exchange of drones or something, a drone incursion from South Korea to North Korea.
South Korea apologized for the basically first time ever to North Korea.
North Korea reciprocated by accepting the apology.
And it just seems interesting.
It seems like the whole world is kind of turning over.
Italy is leaving us, France is starting to leave us.
I think they just negotiated their ships through the Strait of Hormuz against our will, necessarily.
The whole world order is shifting very rapidly.
It seems like, and we just mentioned earlier that the Taiwanese opposition leader met with.
Xi Jinping in Beijing, which is very interesting.
So, if they win, it looks like maybe Taiwan will just join China.
I mean, they seem to be on good terms, the opposition party in Beijing.
So, we'll see what happens.
But I have a hard time believing really any of these countries want to work with us anymore, seeing what we're doing in the Middle East and Iran.
You might be able to tell from what's surrounding me.
It looks very tropical where we are right now on the water here in the hotel that we'll be staying at.
We are looking forward to getting engaged and meeting with the people as well as the businesses here in India that we are already doing business with, working to develop those relationships even more.
Again, I'll provide you daily updates on what's going on.
You ruined your country and you are ruining our cohesive society.
You don't integrate, you don't assimilate, and you do not improve our society, which is true.
Not everyone was very happy about these posts, which is interesting.
I hate that.
That picture makes me want to go to Canada and just end it all.
But ultimately speaking, it's true.
But let's talk about this with immigration.
Here's a church in Tehran on Easter.
That being said, I swear, I swear, if you talk to anybody who watches Jesse Waters, they cannot believe that there are actual Christians in Tehran because they were told that Christians do not exist there.
One thing that every person knows that is in a civilized country, you can't steal without penalty.
It's not allowed.
That doesn't belong to you.
You can't shoplift.
You can't rob banks.
You can't embezzle.
You can't invade countries to steal their stuff because they're all varieties of the same theme, which is theft.
And theft is wrong.
It's wrong under the American legal code, but it's also wrong under the Christian legal code.
Theft is wrong.
Spelled out really clearly.
It's also intuitive.
And here was the president saying, we're just stealing this because we can.
Well, as a practical matter, that's quite a thing to say out loud, given that we know from history that the things you do will be done unto you.
Once you set a standard, you will have to live by that standard.
Write a law, you will be judged by that law.
So, if the new law is, I can take it because I want it and I have more power than you, at some point we can rest assured the tables will be turned and the things that we want and cherish and have earned and that we own will be taken from us by force at the moment when some other power has more force than we do.
It's really simple, sometimes called the law of the jungle.
Now, looking at the fact of things being a little bit updated, what's happening here is that there's nothing that we can do, and we're going to wash our hands.
So, what you have to understand today is like one of those situations.
That's why it shares.
No, but Trump was advised by all of his cabinet members and by his generals, at least those who matter, that this was not a winnable war.
Now, the reason why is because everybody knows if America wanted to win a war of attrition against Iran.
We would have to be willing to deploy nuclear weapons.
And we are not there.
Why?
Because Americans don't have a problem with Iranian people.
In fact, if the regime in its own way was sympathetic to Hezbollah, what has Hezbollah done to us?
Well, they've killed some of our soldiers.
They've kidnapped some of our people.
They've killed some of our tourists.
In what regard?
In relation to our support of Israel.
But Americans don't support Israel.
Okay?
We do not.
Now, we have a cancer in our country.
I'm going to get very unpopular.
I'm not going to lose followers.
I'm in like a year of losing followers.
I'm okay with this.
Until we get rid of the cancer of Zionist evangelicalism in our country, which is a cult, I would rather have a Mormon country than an evangelical Zionist country.
I'm going to be honest with you on that.
I said it.
I'd rather have a Jehovah's Witness country, which are not even close to Christianity.
It's like a satanic weird thing that doesn't even represent Jesus Christ.
You know why?
Because at least the Jehovah's Witness don't believe in Jesus, but at least they don't mock Jesus in the way that I see that evangelicals do.
It's like I went to a church once and I saw a clip, an evangelical church.
I swear to God, and I know God says, like, you're SBS and you're no be no.
The worship pastor, Was doing this.
He said this exactly.
All right, right now, I just want you to tell God, come inside me.
Say, Jesus, come inside me.
Just go ahead.
Just come right now.
Come inside me.
And everyone's like, what?
Dude, we're not screaming that out.
My children are here.
Okay.
And Jesus is the guy who takes my check at four in the morning when I'm drunk at Taco Bell.
The way that they get emotionalism and the femininity of the way they look at God like a feminine creature and they act feminine to a feminine creature, it's like a cult.
I don't even need to bring up the old myth, you know, not myth, but like, you know, they said the feminist myth, but it's like a lock opened up by many, you know, keys is a broken lock.
A key that opens many locks is a.
Is a master key.
Look, we're not promoting degeneracy here.
We're not telling people to have sex.
But if you're a sexual patriot and you're a male, you might still be a Christian.
If you're a sexual patriot and you're a woman, you are a hoe.
And you cannot be a hoe and a Christian, okay?
As a man, your sexuality is very different and your life is very different.
It's not less of a sin, right?
In the eyes of God, even a small lie is as bad as murder.
It's all your good works like filthy rags in Isaiah.
It's like the idea that everything you do is evil, is wrong.
But in the church, You're not going to find good girls in the church.
And what you're finding in the church today is actually that guys are waiting for marriage and they're virgins and girls are not.
And they're like, I'm repentant.
I'm repentant.
It should be the opposite.
It's that guys went out in the world because men are conquerors.
Men used to rape, kill, and murder and conquer.
As a guy, you're like, hey, look, sex doesn't mean a lot to me.
It's important to me because I need it, but it's like eating.
And you see, to prove to you that sex is different for men and women, look at food.
I'm not putting, I like Clav's idea of being a looks maxing, but if you're fat, you can unfat yourself and whatever.
And shout to girls who do unfat themselves.
But realistically speaking, a guy who was fat and now not fat is not different.
But you know what you find is a girl that was fat and is now not fat is she has a good personality.
True.
Because they develop personalities through being previously fat.
And I'm not shaming girls who get skinny.
It's good.
You all should lose weight and should get skinny.
I'm just saying with men, It's like you don't see a guy go fat and get skinny, and he's like now a better person.
He's like, he actually becomes a degenerate.
It's like, I'm gonna fuck bitches now because now I'm fucking look good.
And I feel like the problem with this stuff is that the church is like the evangelical, non denominational church is now telling women and men point blank that it's like, you know, you gotta support Israel.
No, you gotta support your blood pressure.
Okay.
Women, don't be fat.
Learn how to cook, learn how to clean, shut the fuck up.
Well, yeah, if a girl's promiscuous, that's what society always had hoes and they had women.
Because, like, the same thing, like, I would be mad at my sons.
I have two sons.
And if I found out when they're of age, they're older, they're young now, I'm not being weird about this, just when my sons become men, if I found out that they had a girlfriend and, you know, or they were with a girl and they slept with her, I'm not going to be really mad if I realized that that girl wasn't their wife.
She was a girlfriend.
She was a friend, and they were, you know, like all friends that are girls, sex happens, and they're past it.
I'd be like, okay, dude, just know that sin comes with consequences.
It's all falling short of the glory of God, but, you know, you can chase it forever and you'll never get enough, whether it's drugs or it's alcohol or it's.
Sex or it's pride or it's ego or it's money, you never get enough of it.
Um, however, I would be pissed at my kids if they had sex with a virgin girl and dumped her.
So, I'd be like, Hey, that's a woman, that's a lady.
You just took a lady away from a lady and dumped her.
However, if they married her and got divorced from it, well, we have feminist laws and virgins should never divorce.
If you're a virgin, you're a girl and you married your husband, you should never divorce him, no matter what.
Stick with him because you're going to find out that what made you valuable before is no longer there and you're going to blame your husband, but that's not the right way.
But I would say this I'm just saying with girls, if I had a daughter.
And I found out some guy took her virginity and he didn't marry her.
I'm going to treat him like a gay in Iran.
Like Trump said, I'm going to throw him off a roof.
It's, you know, you have to tie it back to Adam and Eve.
Like, what was woman's purpose in being created?
And it was to be Adam's companion and to reproduce.
And, you know, that's what it is.
So, their value, a lot of their value comes from their modesty and their chastity.
And when they lose that, it's unfortunately, you can't necessarily get that back.
You can still repent.
But from a Christian standpoint, you know, your value in marriage kind of does go down and your options go down.
You know, a Christian man, a good Christian man, Maybe he has had a few flings in his life or whatever, but when he's ready to get married, he will look for the virgin.
And that's just always going to be the case forever.
And, you know, no matter how much feminism and modern ideology changes or seems to change that, that will always be the case on left and right.
Men value modesty, they value virginity in women.
Christian virtue is a little different for men.
You still can't be an adulterer, and you can even become an adulterer with just your eyes.
But regardless, it's not as emotional based, and it's easier, I think, for men to.
To rebound because it's not necessarily like your virginity, you don't have a hymen to break, you know.
So there's almost no, I don't know, there's just no, it's different, I guess, you know, it's very different.
My producers tell me just to do these weird rants that I do about nothing at the end of the show instead of in the middle so we cover all the bases.
Let me know if you like that.
One, if you are gay and you like it, two, if you're gay and you like it, and three, if you're retarded and gay and you like it, put it in the chat, please.
Uh, we got two dollars said you never folded under pressure, Elijah.
From JAA66Y4U, thank you.
Well said, I got I think like 99 cent random, like one as well.
Um, as well, let me see if I can find that here.
Um, a couple people here now.
We are back live Monday through Friday, possibly through Saturday at 9 p.m.
You're gonna need a lot of different shows because sometimes I want to kill myself in Minecraft, I never would.
I'm very mentally stable.
Attention, Supreme Court of Florida and Texas, I love my life.
Uh, but also, um, no, I'm just joking.
I have a very sarcastic and dark humored show.
Uh, but uh, we're live and we're like, this is actually our biggest live audience on um YouTube and Rumble in the last like five shows.
We're actually increasing every night, which is good like about 10 or 20 people.
And we're hoping to work on that over the next six to 12 months and grow.
Um, you know, we relaunched and we got the attention of a lot of people, right?
We can watch and media matters and people talking about us.
You launch a small audience, yeah, because we're a new show and we're in a new place and new studio.
If you want to follow me on X, you can follow me at Elijah Schaefer, E L I J A H S C H A F F E R. George, if they want to find you and follow you, where can they find you and follow you?
It's an alternative show if you like the truth, but you also want to realize if a few of you asked me what's been wrong with my voice, it's because I'm not doing drugs and I'm not abusing alcohol or anything, actually.
And I'm smoking a lot of cigars and I am taking TRT.
As Francis Moon calls it, a walking pharmacy.
He's taking hair medication and TRT.
Like, okay, Yoda, relax, nigga.
Go suck a dick and relax, okay?
That's good for that.
We usually do a call in at the end if you guys want to join on the Discord, but nobody joined tonight to give their opinion.
So that's completely okay.
I'll go ahead and I'll hang up there.
But Tuesdays and Thursdays are call in nights.
So if you want to come on Tuesdays and Thursdays and call in, You can always call in at the Discord.
You can get it by joining the locals, elijahshafer.locals.com.
To the rest of you guys watching, we'll leave the chat on.