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Dec. 15, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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AUSTRALIAN BLOODBATH: The SUSPICIOUS Facts Surrounding the Bondi Beach MASSACRE | FT Amy Dangerfield
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elijah schaffer
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anthony albanese
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benjamin netanyahu
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rabbi yehuda kaploun
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elijah schaffer
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
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Welcome back to The Rift.
elijah schaffer
Live Monday, Wednesday, Fridays at 7 p.m. Eastern Time, or whenever the hell my production crew decides, we should go live.
Unfortunately for us, there was a mass shooting in Australia in Bondi Beach.
Bondi Beach, mate.
Of course, I've got my make Australia great again hat.
People know, as scandalous as it is, that my family are dual resident, dual citizens of Australia.
My children have a passport to both countries.
And as I've mentioned, the reason why I like dual citizenship is because it qualifies my children to work in American Congress.
So that never gets old.
But unfortunately for us, we are in a very serious situation.
I believe at this time, we have about 15 people that have been killed, another several dozen that have been wounded in what many were calling an anti-Semitic attack.
Now, the angle to this is there's a lot of suspicious things that are going on.
We're going to talk about them in so much more here on another episode of The Rift.
Let's start the show Welcome back to another episode My name is Elijah Schaefer, and it turned out to be a strange night as my suspicious sensors already started going off when I saw that this massacre happened.
And I remember Candace Owens telling us that at the second week of December, there would be another 9-11 style attack involving the Jews that would probably get us into something on a larger scale.
Now, of course, this is not a 9-11 because I'm not sure that this one was an inside job, but this definitely was a situation that is being already turned into something crazy.
I go, man, there's a mass shooting?
There's a mass shooting in Australia.
Oh, man.
Well, first of all, I already knew the religion.
I was like, okay, well, we're already going to know who that is.
I knew that there wasn't white people.
That's for sure.
Matt Walsh is under fire right now for claiming that, you know, hey, if Australia still kept their white Australia policy, they wouldn't have had this happen.
And that's a true statement.
And we have to accept that, whether you want to accept it or not.
But what I thought was crazier is RT, who, by the way, people don't like RT, RT is not accurate about the way they cover Russia, but they're very accurate about the United States.
Just like the United States is pretty accurate about foreign countries, but not accurate about our own government.
RT is an incredibly great critic of foreign operations.
Said warning graphic.
And I can show you this because apparently it's not, I don't know if it's even real.
October 7th survivor post photo with head drenched in blood after Bondi Beach attack.
We came here only two weeks ago to work with the Jewish community to fight anti-Semitism.
We'll get we'll have more on that.
I never thought I would see this in Australia.
Arsen Ostrovovsky said, very classic Middle Eastern name, people that have been there for thousands of years, the Ostrovovskys, the, you know, sounds a little bit Russian or Polish to me, but you know, don't ask me.
This is this is tragic, right?
This is gruesome.
And we've got to call out evil when evil is called out, right?
I mean, people do attack and kill Jews like they did in DC.
And we're not promoting the killing, the murder, the death, the genocide of anybody.
In fact, neither did Hitler.
But that's not important.
What matters is that we are trying to say, look, if Jews were targeted, we're going to stand in solidarity with them.
We're going to stand in solidarity with Australians because these are Australians that got attacked.
We're going to stand in solidarity with Western civilization because we're at a war with Islam.
Or is that really true?
Is that really what happened?
Is that what's going on?
Well, we're going to talk about that.
And a lot of questions that we have.
We have some hidden truths here joining me today, live from her home studio.
Amy Dangerfield, contributor and host here with a brand new video that is creeping up at, I believe, somewhere around, if we can bring this up here, somewhere around 66,000 views, right?
That the death of APAC and the rise of America first.
Amy, welcome back to the show.
amy dangerfield
Thank you.
Thank you for having me.
It's good to be back.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so, okay.
We've got to get into the reality of this.
And there's so much to break down here.
But I'm not one to make every single mass shooting, every single problem a conspiracy.
But we've talked about this: that Australia is used as a testing ground for the rest of the world.
And what I want to remind people is right now, just in the last week, they have instituted a digital ID, not to block pornography for minors as they claim it is, but particularly for the purpose of making every single click that you take on your IP address traceable, not just to your IP, not just to your home address, but to your ID.
And it's been very unpopular.
Now, the reason why, the main foundational reason why Albanese, the prime minister, said, well, we've got to push this in is because there's all these migrants, right?
So he threw a bone to the right wing and said, there's all these immigrants coming.
And you know what?
We don't like them either.
We're going to stop the boat.
So actually, the progressives there, it's hard to explain because the progressives, the conservatives are called the liberals.
And it's very hard to the labors, the liberals, but it's so for you guys.
We'll call it, yeah, we'll call it progressives and conservatives here.
So the progressives are like, we're actually going to stop the illegal immigration.
Don't mind Panjeet, Darjeet, and Darshan.
Darshan can't get a visa to the United States to be on Boy Throb's main stage, but Darshan can get a visa to Australia for sure.
You know, and he says, we're going to stop them, but we got to get this digital ID because maybe there's terrorists in our place.
And we have a rise of anti-Semitism.
And everyone's like, hey, Albanese, you can go fuck yourself.
You can't, you fucking beach cat.
That's what they said.
And then he's like, he's getting mogged in his comments.
This is where we're going to start.
He's getting mogged in his comments.
People are skirting the ban.
And then, right as the tide is turning against digital ID, which is this is the first Western country to successfully nationally push a digital ID for this kind of access.
What happens?
An Islamic terrorist attack against a Hanukkah celebration.
Amy, I don't know if that's a good, that's a good background.
I feel like I gave a pretty good background there.
amy dangerfield
Yeah, good summation of everything for sure.
elijah schaffer
Did your red flags go off when you started getting the details about this?
Where are you at?
amy dangerfield
For sure.
I woke up.
I was seeing a lot of retweets shared initially about Candace Owens pro saying that it aged well.
Yet I had not seen anything on my timeline yet about the shootings.
I don't know.
Maybe my algorithm was a little bit delayed.
So I was confused.
I kept scrolling a little bit and then I literally couldn't believe what I was seeing because as you know, Elijah, Australia has been disarmed literally since the 90s.
I had never seen or held a gun up until I moved to the United States.
Actually, no, it was the second time visiting the United States, actually.
A friend of mine put a gun in my hand and I literally, my heart started beating.
I was like palpitating, like beating out of my chest.
And it's just so crazy, the programming around the Second Amendment.
So seeing that there was a mass shooting in Australia, first of all, that just doesn't happen.
And straight away, after kind of pairing it with Candace's forewarning and, you know, we can talk about, you know, whether that was a coincidence or, you know, whatever.
It's very, very unusual.
And straight away, as soon as I started seeing the inconsistencies with Mr. Arsen, they're a top 50 Zionist strategist, okay, who just moved to Australia two weeks ago, like four weeks ago, to combat anti-Semitism.
He literally has Zionist strategists in his bio.
So that's made me wonder, well, what could they possibly be are strategizing?
Finding out that this gentleman also survived through October 7th, automatically there were just a lot of mathematical improbabilities to this being 100% as it was being presented to us on face value with the initial reports, which is, of course, that this is, you know, cause to demand mass deportations and, you know, we need to condemn Islam.
And yes, those things are partially true.
However, Australia has really backed its citizens into a corner where they're backed into a corner right now where they're trying to ignite that problem reaction solution mentality.
Okay.
And this, in addition to the social media ban, various other things that they're putting in place are the perfect mechanism, right?
In order to move this digital ID, which will essentially underpin a social credit system and, you know, move it from into both, sorry, the public and the private sector and move it from something that is right now, it is not mandatory.
It's voluntary.
But they're trying to find any possible reason to make this mandatory.
Now, does that mean that this is automatically a false flag?
Possibly not.
If we're going to be very specific with words, because usually in a false flag, that implies that, you know, the whole thing was staged.
Lives were lost.
We should all be praying for the victims, their families, for Australia as a nation.
But something false flag adjacent where at the very least, you know, I would not be surprised if there was some type of a standdown order and they threw in some crisis actors, as is the case with this gentleman who I no doubt we're going to get into all of the weird things surrounding this one particular Zionist who happened to take a selfie.
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What?
rabbi yehuda kaploun
What?
elijah schaffer
Wait, what?
You think there is one?
Wait, have you, have you, I know you haven't, but I'm not calling you out.
Have you seen, have you looked into all of these victims?
amy dangerfield
No, I mean, it's taking the selfie.
elijah schaffer
Like, like, you know, I'm saying, I'm saying it's crazy because it's not even just one.
I'm just like exemplifying, like, it's not even just one weird victim.
It's like, it couldn't have happened to a stranger.
It's like a knives out cast, you know, movie cast, like the most eclectic, strange people.
And it's like they put them down.
It's getting so crazy that people are even showing AI pictures from the shooting scene, and people think they're real because the real pictures seem like they're AI.
unidentified
Oh, I saw that.
amy dangerfield
I saw that one picture.
unidentified
Dude, it's crazy.
elijah schaffer
So, so, so let's do what we always do.
Before we get into the details here, I want to give some respect to the victims.
Okay, I know some people are like, oh, good.
Another Jew dead?
Great.
Another Jew dead?
Fantastic.
I've seen the comments.
That's not the position of this show.
Okay.
When human lives, innocent human lives are lost, we're going to be decent human beings and we're always going to respect them, even if they're not decent human beings.
When a human being's life is lost, an innocent person, we're not going to, not when a black guy pulls a gun on a cop, gets shot.
We're not going to mourn that.
We're not, if you, if you deserve it, because you did something in the moment, if you just happen to be out there and if your position is, look, they're Jewish, they deserve it.
I feel like you have a dark heart and you need to really think about this.
A child, a 10-year-old child, was killed.
And that's not the position we're taking here.
But the question is: were these just random people?
Was this on accident?
Was this an anti-Semitic attack?
I think we actually have some very, very interesting details.
And I know because I was one of the first people, I stay up late.
I follow Australian news.
I was one of the first people to publicly respond to this.
And I spoke to a lot of sources in Australia, some very reputable sources.
I do have my Make Australia grading in hats.
We might sell them or like help sell them.
They're on Turning Point Australia's website.
I'm very good friends with Turning Point Australia.
Turning Point Australia is way more based than Turning Point USA, by the way.
I don't know if you guys know.
It's extremely based.
That's all I'll say, but they're awesome.
Here's what the Prime Minister had to say.
I like to always give an official story here.
Here's what he said.
anthony albanese
Watch.
So it was an act of pure evil, an act of anti-Semitism, an act of terrorism on our shores in an iconic Australian location, Bondo Beach, that is associated with joy, associated with families gathering, associated with celebrations.
And it is forever tarnished by what has occurred last evening.
This was an attack deliberately targeted at the Jewish community on the first day of Hanukkah, which of course should be a joyous celebration.
And the Jewish community are hurting today.
Today, all Australians wrap our arms around them and say, We stand with you.
We will do whatever is necessary to stamp out anti-Semitism.
It is a scourge and we will eradicate it together.
The Australian Federal Police and ASEA are working closely with New South Wales authorities and briefing we've just had.
We have had the AFP there and the AFP Commissioner will return to Australia today.
We will dedicate every single resource that is required in responding to this to the brave responders, first responders, including ordinary citizens who acted yesterday.
Thank you for what you do.
People rushing towards danger to show the best of the Australian character.
That's who we are.
People who stand up for our values.
Flags will fly at half mast across the country today as we pay our respects to all those lost and all those who have been injured.
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Many people are asking how they can help.
The first thing, of course, is to listen to New South Wales police and emergency services.
But if you are looking for something practical to do, you could give blood.
We saw extraordinary scenes from New South Wales public hospitals last night.
Emergency departments at the drop of a hat were in the process of saving scores of lives.
They did an incredible job.
They need your help.
They need blood.
And if you're thinking about doing an act of public service in the coming 24 hours, I'd urge you to contact the Red Cross and do that piece of public-mindedness, that piece of public.
elijah schaffer
Okay, this is going to be really important, Amy.
We're going to get the weird stuff.
Let's start somewhere important because all this other stuff, it doesn't matter.
We're not a news show like most news shows.
I'm like, and here's the five clips and here's the shooter and here's his family.
It's like, what's what's weird about this?
Well, when I saw that, that clip from our team, okay, you see a lot of bullshit like this.
This is the bullshit that I hate and that I don't understand.
Like Gunther Eagleman, you know, he's like pissed off that I did an ad one time for a, for a sports betting website.
It's like, this guy should be killed or something.
I forget what he said.
And then he's like just spreading the dust.
There's no lower IQ bullshit spread by anybody probably on the internet than Gunther Eagleman.
It's like outrage in Sydney.
Eyewitnesses blast two female officers for freezing during the Bondi Beach terror attack.
Gunmen firing uninterrupted for up to 20 minutes while these officers on the scene failed to engage.
Okay, true.
She's literally signaling people.
Like it's a, it's called a, it's called a photograph, Gunther.
It's called a frozen image.
I don't know if you know that.
It's uh, that's what it is.
But it, there is, there is a question of is why did it take so much time?
Who were these people?
Why did they target this group of people?
Was it intentional?
Well, we're going to answer that all.
Okay, let's jump into it.
So first and foremost, I think it's fair to say that the first red flag that came up was when I saw that it had been less than a few minutes after the shooting had started.
And we were already talking about how an October 7th survivor posts a photo with head drenched in blood after Bondi Beach attack.
Quote, we only came here two weeks ago to work with the Jewish community to fight anti-Semitism.
I never thought I would see this in Australia.
Arsen Ovtrovsky.
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Okay, let's get back into this.
So, Amy, this is a really interesting discussion for a lot of reasons.
I swear to God, when October 7th happened, I said they were going to make this a new Holocaust.
And I like how we talk about October 7th survivors.
Like it's this thing.
And what's crazy about it, and the reason why I compared it to the Holocaust is they pop up everywhere.
Like everywhere where there's another event, there's an October 7th survivor, and that's supposed to make it a bigger deal.
It's like a Titanic survivor.
And what's crazy is apparently so many people survived October 7th that they're everywhere around the world.
They're literally involved in everything.
And we're supposed to take it as a more serious situation because of this.
And I immediately go, oh my gosh, we're going to get a quote from Netanyahu, aren't we?
Just like we got, what?
We're at 27,000, 271,000 videos.
I think we're at right now, responses from Netanyahu about Charlie Kirk's murder.
I was going, we're going to get Netanyahu in.
And he did.
Okay.
amy dangerfield
Yeah, real quick.
It was very interesting.
Very straight away.
Trying to blame Iran and trying to drum up rhetoric for more intervention in their reason, but a lot of rhetoric around Iran and basically blaming the Australian government saying that, you know, anti-Semitism is this cancer.
And, you know, we essentially allowed it to spread.
And that's one of the reasons why I was very suspicious on the onset as well, because I know there was a lot of blowback from Australia and New Zealand.
And there were some other Commonwealth countries that recognized Palestine as an official state.
And obviously, they were not happy about that.
And so in response to this, Netanyahu, I'm sure we have the video, he was basically like, yeah, anti-Semitism is a cancer and your governments didn't do anything about it.
And we expect everybody in the West to do better.
Basically, do better, guys.
You're not, you know, condemning anti-Semitism enough, right?
So that was basically the message.
And all the more reason to assume that maybe there's something else at play here.
But again, this is also typical, you know, behavior of just someone who's a terrible demonic person to use a crisis like this.
It doesn't necessarily make them complicit in planning it.
But, you know, never waste a crisis.
It's very interesting to see his response here.
benjamin netanyahu
On August 17th, about four months ago, I sent Prime Minister Albanese of Australia a letter in which I gave him warning that the Australian government's policy was promoting and encouraging anti-Semitism in Australia.
I wrote, your call for a Palestinian state pures full fuel on the anti-Semitic fire.
It rewards Hamas terrorism.
It emboldens those who menace Australian Jews and encourages the Jew hatred now stalking your streets.
Anti-Semitism is a cancer.
It spreads when leaders stay silent.
It retreats when leaders act.
I call upon you to replace weakness with action, appeasement with resolve.
Instead, Prime Minister, you replaced weakness with weakness and appeasement with more appeasement.
Your government did nothing to stop the spread of anti-Semitism in Australia.
You did nothing to curb the cancer cells that were growing.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So what's crazy about this response is, okay, these were Muslims, right?
I believe they were Syrian.
And the reason why Syrians may not like Israel is because Israel destabilized their country using American military power.
They wanted Assad out for a long time.
The U.S. had joint interests due to Assad's relationship with President Putin, and they saw an opportunity.
So the U.S. funded ISIS.
The U.S. directly funded ISIS and also created ISIL.
Now, ISIS was also working directly with the Israeli government.
The Israeli government was training ISIS, which is why when in the Golan Heights, I believe it was ISIL at the time, but they launched an attack on one of the outposts in Golan Heights and ended up apologizing, writing a written apology.
Now, what's crazy is that even more than that, the director will just call it, I like using Western terms because it doesn't really roll off the tongue, but the director of ISIS is now the president of the country and he's been to our White House.
And that's the last terrorist that's been there since Netanyahu was in office.
But what's funny is, is that this is a regime like terrorism, right?
We've armed most terrorists have been armed by the United States to an extent or by Russia, right?
A lot of Cold War after effects.
I should say Russia, the USSR.
And this is sort of what is happening on a regular basis around the world.
Why is that important?
That's important because a lot of people, either their families, like Syria was typically a country that protected Christians.
Now Christians have been all but wiped out.
And Christians were slaughtered and murdered because secretly the satanic elite in the United States and Jews hate Christians.
Okay.
I don't care if they say they're Catholic.
I don't care what they say.
They want Christians dead.
And so the satanic elite in the United States government paired up with the Zionists, not only want the greater Israel, they want the destruction of Jesus Christ, right?
They want, maybe the Jews want it because he's Amalek, and maybe the other guys want it because they're a part of the occult and Satanism.
Guys, it's not psychotic what I'm talking about.
This is very common sense.
There is a religious war that's going on in the United States, and this is a part of it.
But the key thing is, is that they're both antichrist.
They're both against God.
Now, whether you believe in Christ or not, it's okay.
They don't need, they don't, they prefer that you didn't, actually.
They'd prefer that you didn't believe in Christ, or they'd prefer that you're a Protestant, evangelical, non-denominational Christian, because that way you support Israel in their crimes.
And if you're an atheist, then you don't even believe because you think it's all hogwashing.
You're not even holding them accountable.
You think it's, oh, it's all just, you know, accidents and coincidences, and you're not going to put the pieces together.
But those who have spiritual eyes, you got to see through your eyes.
Those who have been given eyes to see, let them see.
Those who have ears, let them hear, because what the spirit is speaking to you, right?
That's this is the awakening of God in the young men is the ability to prophesy and to see things.
It says that we will begin to see, we will begin to dream, old men will dream dreams, young men will have visions and signs and will prophesy.
And I do believe that that's what we're seeing now is like a prophetic blanket on young people.
They call it being based or red pill, but you're seeing a prophetic, a truth opening, right?
Discernment is fouling on the young.
That's why you always see getting based and awake on the Jews with a push towards Catholicism and Orthodoxy.
It's paired with faith.
It's always paired with a direction to God because this is a spiritual awakening that's happening.
And guys, Netanyahu is the global leader of the state that is against Christ.
There is one country that is openly hates Jesus with all their heart, mind, soul, and strength, and they deny him in all their ways.
And God is not directing their path.
Your tax dollars are.
And it's the state of Israel.
I don't know if you have an opinion on that, but I'm saying you have to realize how serious this is.
amy dangerfield
I think a lot of people don't know that, though.
Do you know what I mean?
I think a lot of people didn't have that genuine awakening until Brandon Tatum's video when everyone, is it, was it Tatum?
When everyone started trolling him when he said that only one person, only one Jewish person spat on him in Israel.
But apparently that is something that is extremely common over there.
The Jewish people will spit on you.
They will hit you.
They will antagonize you, right?
But on the note of things in the more like Kabbalistic, like mysticism realm, take this with a grain of salt, okay?
I'm no expert on mysticism in any way, shape, or form.
And maybe you can weigh into this a little bit more, Elijah.
But somebody texted me about this who does tend to know quite a bit about, you know, the Torah and the Talmud and the mystical aspects of all of that.
And he was basically saying that like with Netanyahu's warning to Prime Minister Albanese back in August, alongside with Rabbi Shmuelai's warning, he had been warning for quite some time that some type of intense event was going to happen in Australia.
And then the day that it happened, he came forth and said it was like a mini holocaust.
Apparently, in this form of mysticism, they view it as some type of informed consent.
If they tell you that something's going to happen and then you don't do anything about it, it's like some type of comic retribution that like levels it out and makes it okay.
That sounded utterly insane to me.
But the person I was talking to was like really smart typically about most things.
So I don't know.
Have you ever heard anything about that, their like implied consent with their Kabbalistic mysticism or something?
Or is that just totally tinfoil hot?
elijah schaffer
It could be.
I mean, I was told by a guy who's an exorcist that I have Kabbalistic demons that are the what that's what the issues going on in my life with like the car getting stolen and people trying to kill my family and all this stuff.
And soon, it's all, it's, there's a, there's, there's high priests in the Kabbalistic order.
He said, he prayed over me and that's what God told him.
He didn't know anything about my political opinions.
He's like a famous exorcist.
He said that there's Kabbalistic ritual magic that is, that is, that is being prayed to to destroy my path.
But I don't, I will say I do believe that.
I take that in faith, but I also am completely accepting that God is stronger than these Kabbalistic demons.
And God is stronger than these, these, these, these hexes and these things that these people use.
And you know, I understand, guys.
It's like, look, I believe in science.
I have, I have a pretty extensive education as well in the sciences.
I know that a lot of this stuff seems like it seems stupid.
It's like, really, are there really curses?
Are there really orders to this?
Yes, people don't just follow religions because they like to celebrate Hanukkah and it's fun.
It's a fun festivity.
People follow this stuff because there's real power that comes with it.
The tribe and what comes with being Kabbalistic, there's actual witchcraft and there's dark power that is physical, that is real, that people wield and yield.
And you have to pray against that.
You've got to ask God to guard you.
Because what I've noticed is that the one thing that a lot of Christians do really well is they just judge other Christians.
Like I've always, because, you know, your sin always looks okay on you, but other people's sin always looks worse on them.
So people always just look at other Christians and are like, oh, well, you sin differently than me.
You must not really have a faith in God.
You must not be saved.
And then it's like, well, I'll work on my sin later.
You know, I'll work on my problems later because your sins are gross.
And that's an immaturity.
It's more of a Western complex of like narcissism and self-involvement.
But what that does, that's a trick from the enemy.
That is a dark trick because it's getting you to look at people.
And because you're focused on people, you're not really ascending spiritually into the truth.
And so when you look at something like this, like this Bondi attack, which will go down, the truth is, is that there is lies and deception that if you get caught up in the facts and what's going on, you're going to get caught up like a news story.
But when you ascend above and beyond the story and you ask yourself, what is who's giving me these facts and what seems to be their motivation?
You'll realize that this October 7th person that survived, it really reveals something incredible.
Here's the incredible revelation.
He said that he had been sent by, I assume, Israel into Australia to combat anti-Semitism.
Now, on the face of it, that might just sound like a guy, you know, attends a Friday, you know, group to try to, you know, be an activist.
What this is, and what they just admitted to, is that the Israeli World Zionist coalition are taking foreigners who are political operatives for the Israeli state and the Zionist agenda to install the Antichrist as God in the third temple.
And they are putting these operatives into foreign countries, Western countries, to manipulate the social conversation, to manipulate the algorithms, to manipulate the laws.
And that's why when you see at the forefront of these hate speech laws, at the forefront of the banning of myself and Candace Owens from Australia, is the Australian Jewish Coalition.
Now, or the Australian Jewish Association.
And that's serious because it's not about being anti-Semitic.
Someone like Joel Berry will come out and be like, oh, here you go talking about Jews again and this.
You know, you're anti-Semitic.
Hey, look, if the fact is I was banned from Australia because of the lobbying of a group, and this is the crazy part, ASIO, their FBI, has spent the last six months to a year trying to jail white people like Thomas Sewell and Joel Davis for, you know, sigh hiling or like, you know, just like they've been doing like Nazi, you know, clothing.
I think they had like Hitler on the shirt, getting arrested for Nazi clothing.
There's essentially been spending their time to stop the terrorism of white supremacy, an ideology that's been nonviolent.
People say, well, Thomas Sewell, you know, attacked some Aboriginal camp.
No, these were terrorists and left-wingers who were attacking them, the protesters, and they protected their own people.
Let's get that through.
But I want to say they've been going after these other people and they admitted that they're coming into countries to essentially influence us for their agenda.
And they didn't mean to do that.
Now, listen, what's crazy, I want to play this.
It's not just there.
In the United States, Rabbi Yehuda Kaplan, who's Trump's pick for combating anti-Semitism, admitted to the Jerusalem Post, which is really serious.
You know about this guy?
He admitted to the Jerusalem Post that if you notice that the algorithm changed on X. If anyone noticed it.
amy dangerfield
Yeah.
unidentified
Oh, it's bad.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's bad.
amy dangerfield
There was a lot of so many posts, like anti-posts about you during the, when the lawsuit first came.
I'm like, I don't follow any of these people.
What is going on?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The algorithms changed in somebody's favor and it's not our own.
And they admitted to it.
This guy said, actually, rather than just his name is, I think he's pronounced Yehuda.
amy dangerfield
Okay, got it.
elijah schaffer
Kaplon.
Yehuda Kaplan said, look, you have questions about this?
You have questions about this attack?
You want to know what's going on?
You're not sure on what's happening here with this attack?
Well, let me tell you this.
We're going to make sure not that we start explaining you the truth.
We're going to control the algorithms.
He says our next goal as a Trump administration is we're going to manipulate the information that you get.
We're going to go harder.
We're going to see a big clearing, guys.
It's going to come soon.
We're going to see a big clearing of this information about Israel.
They lost the information war, so they're going to cut you at the neck, right?
Are a Thanksgiving turkey and you are not getting pardoned, bitch.
You're not getting pardoned.
All right, I'm sorry about it.
They're going to take you at the head.
rabbi yehuda kaploun
Listen to this: the president is sending a very strong message.
Think about it.
Ironically, I get off a plane.
I am the president's representative, and I am walking off with a yamulka, and I have kosher food, and embassies will have kosher food.
It is a game changer.
The appointment is a game changer, and it's not about history, it's about education.
And how do we educate?
Indonesia has 350 million Muslims living in the country.
How do we change their textbooks?
How do we hold the people in Gaza accountable?
That if America is paying for UN textbooks and supposedly the changes are made, why are those textbooks not being used?
And why are they using their old textbooks?
We have to teach people it's not okay to educate your kids to be a martyr.
Okay?
And we have to hold those countries accountable.
How do we battle anti-Semitism on the internet?
How are we doing better on algorithms?
What companies can we work with?
We are going to have a whole division within the office of the special envoy to combat anti-Semitism that is going to work on technology and working with the greatest leaders in technology, many of whom are Jewish and have offered their assistance.
The office is going to be revamped entirely to be one of the highest profile offices in the State Department because that's what the secretary wants and that's what the president wants.
So we are going to have a very, very strong mandate on education, on protecting people, and how are we able to make a huge difference in combating what goes on.
elijah schaffer
So that's that's crazy.
He's like, look, we're going to have to just go ahead and change what you see because people are starting to notice that it's weird that there's such a small population of Jews in Australia.
And then right as they're pushing digital ID, which they claim is to stop terrorism, everyone's fighting digital ID and not complying.
And then they decide, well, hey, let's just go ahead and have a terrorist attack against Jews.
And let's make sure, which we'll get into crazier things, that one of the guys is Jerusalem Post's top 50 Jews in the world.
One of the most famous Jews in the world happens to be there, and rabbis and kids, and they're attacked.
And you know why?
It's not because Muslims hate Jews because of Syria.
It's because Albanese recognizes the Palestinian state.
Because Albanese, the prime minister, that he, that's what, that's what Nanyahu says: Albanese is okay with a greater Israel project.
And if you, because you believe Palestine has the right to exist, that's why a 10-year-old kid died.
Hey, white man, a 10-year-old kid got shot in the head because your prime minister had political aspirations to allow Palestine to exist.
And I would say it's probably true, which is what's even crazier.
You'd be like, well, you know, let's not, we're going to get the truth because we're going to get the truth.
Like, let us let ASIO do the investigation, right?
So you'd say, I would say that too.
Luckily, we know at least that we know at the very least that Australia is not Israel.
And they probably are just, you know, in a situation now where they're going to have to get the facts out.
Just like the dancing Israelis, maybe Israel was involved in this.
Oh, wait, what is this?
For those that are the blind viewers that listen on audio, don't forget you can get this on audio only.
What the hell?
Mossad is now involved in the investigation of this.
The Mossad, Massad is now involved.
That's really this is really news station.
Mossad is now involved.
Isn't that crazy?
amy dangerfield
It is.
Like, as is, is there anybody who's coming out and saying that this is like standard operating procedure for this type of thing?
Like, this is on Australian soil.
This is of Australians.
Like, yes, maybe Jewish by blood or descent, but Australian citizens, why is another country's intelligence agency getting involved?
Like, just that alone should be bringing up major, major red flags.
Um, but I was gonna say, you know, it's it's um interesting, Elijah.
Um, one of the most like intelligent, uh, brilliant, successful people that I ever met in Australia was this individual named Jamie McIntyre.
And I haven't thought of or seen or heard of this person in forever.
And then all of a sudden, they pop up on my X feed yesterday, basically bringing up a lot of the pieces of evidence that you're talking about here.
The Mossad coming in, um, he's talking about the um, the uh Arsen guy, the top 50 Zionist, various other inconsistencies.
And he's actually the chief editor of the Australian National Review, and he has now gone on record in public saying that he's willing to bet one million Australian dollars in a public bet that Israel will be found complicit.
Now, I don't know if that's going to be possible, especially if the Mossad are the ones who are heading this investigation, which obviously should not be happening.
But, you know, how do they not get found out in this?
I feel like, you know, actually, you tell me, are the psyops getting sloppier or are people just getting smarter?
Because I almost not including this guy.
If they hadn't inserted this guy and done, this would have been believable.
I think that that was one of the key factors that made people want to look deeper.
So are we getting smarter or are they just getting no, they're getting more desperate.
elijah schaffer
And I mean this because what's so crazy, guys, I really want to bring this up here.
Like I laughed when I read this and I'm so sorry someone died.
Someone died.
Guys, this is real.
This is like, this is not a joke.
And I want to read this title from People Magazine.
Here it is.
Man who survived unspeakable terror of Holocaust killed in Bondi Beach shooting.
Like I don't even know what to say.
Like, I saw this and it was like, the headline I saw, listen, the night that this was happening, it's our night, right?
I saw the first thing I saw was RT say, October 7th survivor killed.
And I go, I look it up, and the top Google search from ABC News is Holocaust survivor among victims of Bondi Beach Massacre.
And you're like, what a title is that?
And the next one's like, October 7th survivor.
I'm like, the October cost is what we're going to call it.
Look, this isn't funny.
I'm not mocking it.
And I'm sad that they died.
Listen, I looked up the story of this guy.
I was like, how a lot of people seem to have survived the Holocaust.
Okay.
Like a lot of people.
And I don't, I kind of want the direction of the show to not be a joke.
And I don't, you know, we're going to be just so you guys know, I put in the chat, guess what?
Um, something pretty cool.
We're relaunching, like a lot of Rift is relaunching.
It's becoming content focused.
I've been working on building this up by getting backers and whatever, you know, taking direct cash payments from Qatar and Russia, you know, a lot of those.
amy dangerfield
The usual things.
elijah schaffer
Getting Bukele texting me and asking me to work for his government and produce pro-dictatorship content.
You know, it's like, no, you know, running the pedophile ring with Ollie Alexander and all the normal, you know, all the real stuff that's going on out there.
But yeah, obviously that's what's happening.
But besides working for, besides running the pedophile ring and working for the El Salvadoran government with my Jewish wife, the truth is, is we're really going to be upping the content, the quality of the content, and we're going to be, we're actually, the whole network's going to be focused on content.
I know it's mind-blowing because like, wait, don't you do that?
But no, we've actually been trying to figure out who we are, what we do.
But like this show is going to be back to five days a week.
It's going to be earlier in the day.
It's going to be a little bit shorter, but it's going to be every day.
And we're going to be really keeping up on the news.
We're going to have segments.
It's really good.
We're going to talk a lot about it.
Slightly offensive is coming back as well.
Our book club coming back as well.
Everything that I wanted from my original vision before people came in and fucked it all up for me.
I'm not joking.
I had a vision for this and it was going really well.
I was like doing the show five days a week, doing slightly on the weekends, doing the book club.
It was really building something, flying in guests.
And then everyone's like, this investor and that person.
I was like, you got to do this and you got to do this and you have to do this.
And it kind of killed the energy.
And I'm just willing to admit that.
And I'm like, look, I got to do what I want.
I've always done what I want.
I've been as racist, sexist, misogynistic, as clearly discriminatory as I possibly can without violating the law.
And it's for some reason always just been a wonderful synergy.
And because I love it, females haven't screwed me over in the past, I thought, why not bring another, why not bring another moderately attractive female on, which I know people are like, God damn it, dude.
Sorry, I shouldn't have used God's name in vain.
My bad.
But people are like, damn it, dude.
And she has an Australian accent.
You don't learn, you stupid bitch.
I talked to you.
Don't learn.
That's what they told me.
I'm like, hey, don't worry.
amy dangerfield
They were saying this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they've told me a lot of people actually.
amy dangerfield
I'm nice, guys.
I'm nice.
I promise you.
I can take a joke.
I can take a joke.
elijah schaffer
No, but also, this one believes in Jesus.
So that's been the difference.
Every girl that I've worked with doesn't believe in Jesus.
They're just toads.
No, seriously, every girl I've worked with, they're just like, they're not Christians.
amy dangerfield
Well, you have learned your lesson, evidently, because I mean, one of the first things that attracted me to the network is you said, you know, we like to, for the most part, only work with Christians wherever absolutely possible.
And I really, really liked that.
So obviously you've learned your lesson in some capacity, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I was going to say, here's the difference, though.
I'm not working with women.
I'm actually working with her male concubine.
amy dangerfield
My fiancé.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, but her, her male handler.
So I'm actually like, that's the thing, too, is I'm not going to have single women working around it.
I'm going to work with the fiancé.
And then I didn't know you guys actually are engaged.
amy dangerfield
Yes.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know that.
amy dangerfield
Yes, you did.
You definitely did.
I've corrected you on it before.
unidentified
You definitely did.
elijah schaffer
I feel like such an asshole.
I've always got your boyfriend.
I always say all the time.
amy dangerfield
Oh, you either say boyfriend or husband, but you never actually get it right.
He isn't, you say husband a lot too, but he is in fact my fiancé.
It's somewhere between the boyfriend and the husband phase.
But yes, we are.
elijah schaffer
I should just be like, when I get it right, be like, oh, yeah, sorry, your fiancé.
All right.
Anyways, Jamie.
You know, I just get your name wrong.
All right, Jamie.
Anyways, let's move.
Let's move on.
No, but that's actually interesting.
I was going to say, we're actually, I'm really excited.
And like, even though I know I'm just in my little home office here, because I had a move from the doxing, it's still like, look, I got my Christmas tree.
I'm excited.
We're moving in a direction.
And I think, I don't know, guys, Australia is near and dear to my heart.
They're very close.
It's very close to me.
I really do love Australia.
I've always appreciated the country.
I have my banned from there.
Yeah.
Did I lose over eight thousand dollars in plane tickets from getting banned and now over five thousand dollars in legal fees?
Yes, did Cannis Owen spend over two hundred thousand dollars on legal fees and just get overturned by the queen's court?
And she got double denied and said she can't come because of anti-semitism?
Yes, does this attack probably mean i'm for sure never visiting my family down Under?
Guaranteed i'm missing my friend's wedding.
One of my best friends is getting married.
I can't even go visit my, my like, my family's like, not just my in-laws.
My family lives in Australia.
I don't know if people know that my family lives in Australia, so I can't even visit my family.
I want to go see my niece and stuff and I can't go visit um and it's, it sucks.
amy dangerfield
But uh well, I gotta be careful with what I say too.
I mean, i'm Australia is way more like um, not quite a citizen.
No, not yet.
elijah schaffer
No, you're not a citizen of Australia.
amy dangerfield
No, i'm a citizen of Australia.
I'm talking about for America.
I mean obviously anti-semitism.
The anti-semitism laws and everything are a lot more draconian in Australia, especially now that they have ample justification for it.
I'm terrified to see what's to come.
I'm not sure they could kick me out of Australia as a citizen.
But maybe, maybe I go back to visit for the first time in 10 years and um, i'm greeted by police escorts.
But no, i'm slightly concerned about here.
Um, it is something I think about and it's something people message me about too.
I get messages all the time that are telling me to be careful, you know physically, like for my safety, but also legally, um.
But you know, all we can do is pray, that is all uh, all we can do, and so every night I pray for a hedge of protection over myself, over Elijah and Rift and the entire network, everyone in the America First movement, everybody who's speaking truth to power uh, because it does come at a cost.
But uh, you know, I think that at the end of the day, like you said a little bit earlier, good overrides evil, like God is so much more powerful than all of this stuff, and I feel like if we really collectively believe that we have his protection and we're walking in his will, then nobody can mess with us.
elijah schaffer
Also, I have an idea.
Um, I want to, I want to read an ad real fast, but I have remind me at the end of the show that I have an actually a better idea for someone to add to your idea of that other show with the panel.
amy dangerfield
I have a really good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah no, i'm not saying anything, i'm not saying, I just have a really good idea.
Uh, from someone in the chat.
Okay, but uh, before listen, I want to talk about this guy.
But but the point I was going to say is I found out he was like, he was like two years old, this guy, for now a two-year-old and he lived in Serbia.
Okay, he lived in Serbia allegedly and he was just like, lived in eastern Europe during this time and there's no details about any holocausting.
He's just like lived in Europe during this alleged holocaust and that makes him a holocaust survivor technically.
unidentified
We've all survived the holocaust right, he doesn't have, like the the number.
Do you know?
elijah schaffer
Do you know why I got shot down?
I I have so many.
You know why we never have a merch store?
Because I always come up with merch ideas and my team shuts them down.
Like I have this idea for a t-shirt that says I survived the holocaust and all I got was a stupid t-shirt.
Like I thought that was a funny, you know, like with like it Has like a Disney logo, like NOX Berry Farms.
It's like makes no sense.
unidentified
Like, what the hell is this?
amy dangerfield
That guy would buy it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I, but I mean, I'm mourning the deaths, but it's like, there's like, dude, anyone who just now, but I was going to say, is the point is anybody who's got like up to a 16th percent of Jewish in them.
That's what I've learned and was alive, was a fertilized, a fertilized embryo, is a Holocaust survivor.
I think there's a, there's a Babylon B was also was like actually funny.
They would show the like, like this, like images come out of the Holocaust survivor who died during the Holocaust, and it's like an embryo, you know, like a little embryo, and it's like, you know, like a little star on the embryo, you know, like it's like the embryo is like in, you know, like you have like a, you have like a Jewish embryo, and he's like in that little like frog thing, and there's just like a little like star on his skin and then like a little tattoo.
You know what I mean?
I let's, that's funny.
unidentified
Um, images of Holocaust remember killing Von Day Beach.
elijah schaffer
It's like, this is him doing the Holocaust, anyways.
unidentified
Um, uh, wow, wow, wow.
elijah schaffer
I survived the Holocaust.
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And nobody really supports what I do that I know.
unidentified
But rough.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I have a pretty rough.
I have a pretty sad life, actually.
amy dangerfield
My mom watches.
My mom watches.
elijah schaffer
She likes you.
unidentified
Yeah.
amy dangerfield
She thinks you're good.
elijah schaffer
That's really good.
My dad, my dad actually.
Look, my dad had watched it too.
He's like, who's that?
Sweet.
Oh, I think he said something.
unidentified
Did he say, did he?
elijah schaffer
I don't know if he's, or maybe it's my grandma that said, you brought back your Australian friend.
unidentified
No, I was like, that's a different one.
amy dangerfield
They all look the same.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
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And honestly, I guess, coffee, you can't go wrong with this stuff.
But like, I was going to say, real fast on a side note.
So I went and this is really smart, right?
Because my mother-in-law is living with me right now.
She's helping with the kids.
I just wanted to get her something nice.
So what I did is I didn't know what they're very similar.
They have a similar style and they kind of like dress alike.
And so what I did is I went and bought the same thing in just a different color or like the same necklace, slightly different.
And then I'm just going to let my wife open all of the gifts and choose which one she wants and then give the other one to her mom because then my wife gets double the presents to open.
But also like the mom's not going to care.
She's like, you know, her age and whatever.
But I think that's kind of cool.
And guess what I got?
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Real fast, though, I was going to say on a just on a Christmas note.
Did you get, did you get Danny?
Danny's there, right?
She can't say anything.
Danny, did you get okay?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Did so Danny's not there?
Okay, so what, what did you get him for?
Did you get him something for Christmas yet?
amy dangerfield
Dude, real talk.
elijah schaffer
We're going to have a Christmas talk real fast.
amy dangerfield
I have zero dollars.
However, I have a very nice card prepared with some like massage vouchers and things like he's going to watch the show though.
Now I just, man, I just ruined the one thing that I could do.
elijah schaffer
Well, you have a good kind of voucher.
amy dangerfield
Listen, guys, listen, we're coming up.
elijah schaffer
Tell him not to watch.
Just tell him not to watch.
Say, hey, I messed up.
Don't don't watch.
Just he will.
amy dangerfield
He'll respect it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, say don't watch the show because I want to know this, but like also, well, tell them, I mean, dude, we got it.
We got like a freaking five-star Airbnb with a heated pool.
And that's like my gift to you.
My, that's honestly, because we're not a real company.
That's my gift to you guys.
I went and paid forever.
I went and paid for.
I'm not even doing it.
I know it seems dumb because in companies, it's like, oh, you would naturally pay for that, but we're not actually a real company.
It's just my money that I'm spending on our company.
We appreciate it.
amy dangerfield
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I got us an Airbnb.
unidentified
Yes.
amy dangerfield
I'm so excited.
unidentified
Free tickets.
amy dangerfield
Be there as well.
unidentified
Yes.
amy dangerfield
Free tickets.
It's incredible.
Last time I was there, I was on such a tight schedule.
We literally showed up in the evening, did a podcast, went back to the hotel, woke up the next morning, 9 to 12 podcasts, leaving.
So I'm so excited to be there.
If any of you guys are going to be at Turning Point USA, feel free to reach out to me on Manect or X or Instagram.
I would love to meet up with some people.
I'm actually, I'm going to be doing an interview with Mark Mitchell of Russmusson Reports, who does some of the most accurate political polling in these United States.
And he's also weighed in on some very interesting things recently that still have to do with data, specifically like some of the claims that a lot of the America First people are just purely bots and things like this.
He's actually done a very deep dive into the data.
So I'm very excited to talk to him and to just network in general and actually get to enjoy America Fest for the very first time.
So thank you, Elijah, for making that happen.
You're a great boss.
We appreciate you.
elijah schaffer
Well, let's get a little round of applause for that.
I can't wait till I get my confetti back.
On a side note, though, do you know what I, so guys, in the chat, I want to give a couple advices here to the men.
Let me give a quick advice before we continue on with the story.
A little advice to men for presents.
If you live in a cool climate right now, a colder climate, get your woman a very nice overcoat, like slash like actual, like, like classy, like herringbone or navy.
Don't go too classy.
Like when I went, so I went to Ralph Lauren and look, I'm not rich.
I don't make a ton of money.
I didn't buy my wife like 35,000 gifts.
I just always buy her something nice, you know, for Christmas.
And I, that's crazy.
People that get, people get really weird about money in the comments.
It's this thing I do.
It's called saving up, right?
It's like, I put money aside for Christmas to buy a nice gift, right?
I really, I like giving nice gifts.
And I really believe that with gift giving, I'm known as the best gift giver of anyone I know.
I just buy the best gifts for everybody.
It's not about the money you spend.
It's about the quality of the gift.
Let me explain to you my thinking behind this.
Check this out, guys.
I'm going to help you with this.
It's the quality of the gifting.
That doesn't just mean money.
You know, when you see someone like buying like an OnlyFans girl, like a Maserati, that's kind of like a bad example because it's like, well, ultimately, everyone would be happy with that.
So it's like, but that's not really tangible.
It's like, okay, yes, there are value.
There are gifts that just the value.
Even if I don't, I don't want a Maserati.
I don't feel like it, but I'd be like, hell yeah.
Everyone would be happy with the Maserati, even if you didn't even know what that was.
But what it is, is the quality.
This is going to, someone's going to, this is going to save your fucking relationship right now.
How do you go get a gift then?
This is what men struggle with.
You got to think of three factors.
Okay.
It's the timing of the gift.
So what's something they need now or could use now, right?
Because women are looking.
This is where it brings in the thoughtfulness.
What have they said?
And were you listening?
Were you paying attention?
And women, women will pick it up.
Like if you think women aren't smart, that they're not going to like, they're not going to pick up that you were, that you were listening.
They'll notice like, oh my God, he listened to me.
And that means that's, you're going to get, you know, Gluckluck 9,000.
We'll just, we'll leave it there.
So boy wants Gluckluck 9,000 plus.
If you want that plus in the 9,000, no, I'm saying, but think about what they've said.
You know, oh, like, you know, like, like, oh, look, maybe, for instance, I'll give my example.
I'll just say it.
It's like, my example, I gotta be quiet.
It's like, like, I notice that my wife's like always like, oh, like, I need a jacket because we moved to a cold climate.
Like oh like, I don't really have a jacket and she has, like ski coats, but nothing like classy and nice and every girl this is.
So i'll just use i'm only gonna use my example, but you don't have to get the same thing, but it really it's a good idea.
This christmas, you know i'm going man, so.
So then the next thing is is, is it something?
This is meaningful that probably they wouldn't buy themselves but they want, because a lot of people like, if they're just gonna buy it for themselves, like if you're just gonna, they don't buy them underwear, they can just go buy that themselves.
You want it to be something that they're like, man, I would want to buy this, but I can't.
And and it doesn't have to be expensive, that's why it's.
It could just be like for my buddy, my buddy Chris.
I got him a uh, this really nice uh, ashtray that he can like move, because he had mentioned it a couple times on on.
Uh, like when i'm on face time he's like, dude, that's really nice.
Or like he's just said like oh, that's really sick man, that's really cool, you got that and it's not expensive.
It's like 50 bucks, you know, but it's like, it's like and like this is.
This is where, by the way, when you ask yourself, who should you be getting gifts for?
I don't buy gifts for everyone.
I only buy thoughtful gifts and I only buy gifts for people.
When I have a thoughtful gift for them, it's like you know, maybe one friend i'll buy.
You know, it's like guys, I don't buy gifts for all my guy friends, but a couple friends have mentioned a couple things you're like i'll go bless them, i'll go do that now.
So what, you have timing right.
Like it's like, what is she saying?
She wants now to?
You have to have thoughtfulness in terms of like, like is it?
Is it something that they're like you know, and this is why it's kind of weird like a good, a good.
Another good example of this is a steamer closet.
This is weird guys, but it's true.
Like one of those closets from Samsung where you put your clothes in and it instantly takes the wrinkles out.
A woman wouldn't buy that for herself, but it's cool and it goes in your closet and it instantly straightens all your clothes.
amy dangerfield
I love that.
That's sick that's, that's what i'm saying.
Idea, I like that one cleans your clothes right, and then here's here's, can you casually slip that one to Danny.
I like that.
elijah schaffer
You know what sucks is.
Most years i've always bought everyone in in the crew like really sick ass gifts.
But not this year because we're making some transitions.
unidentified
We're like next year hey, TP USA is a great gift.
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I spent it on TP USA things.
Here's the third thing, for gifts, you got to make sure that you're listening.
You got to make sure that it's something kind of unique.
There's always got to be a little bit of an angle to it that they wouldn't buy it.
But the third thing, the third thing is it's straight up, gotta be something that they're going to integrate into their life and and and that's the big one, because a good thing about a gift is, if you're, this is like for your wife, for your boss, for someone important, when you, when you know enough about them that you realize that this is going to like, this is going to fit into their life it, you know,
when you see these stupid ads like your mom's going to want this cup that has an engraving on it, it's like no, she doesn't want your cup.
You retard, break that.
Okay, she doesn't want your cup.
Oh, you know what a woman would love?
She really wants lingerie.
She wants to get naked for you, dude.
That's why that's what she wants for christmas.
That's for you.
You freaking, but it's like.
What does she want?
So it's like it's like, for instance i'll just name some really good gifts it was like, when bluetooth speakers came out, my mom always used to use her phone, so I got her a bluetooth speaker.
That's a great gift.
Here's great gift ideas.
A Jbl bluetooth speaker fantastic idea if they're a little bit richer.
A Sono system Them, go to go to Costco, get them some of those Sonos that work on Wi-Fi.
That's even better.
That's not on Bluetooth.
There you go.
There's a fantastic gift idea.
A coat.
Go to go to Ralph Lauren.
These are good stores.
Go to Ralph Lauren.
Go to what's another couple of good ideas.
Go to Club Monaco.
amy dangerfield
I can offer one.
I note in advance the gifts that Danny's getting me for Christmas.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
That's good.
amy dangerfield
I never spend money on sunglasses.
I don't do it.
It's not something that I spend money on because they're a very easily lost.
I think I bought literally one pair in my three decades of life.
Yeah.
So Danny found out that I need sunglasses and he asked me like which one I liked best, but he got me like a really nice pair of sunglasses for Christmas.
I love that.
And he got me a new apartment at the state in the undisclosed location that we're moving to to build the company.
That was expensive.
Could you low key wasn't great?
elijah schaffer
Could you low-key, like just for a little bit, let's not disclose where we live.
amy dangerfield
Yeah, no, the undisclosed location.
That's why I said that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I was gonna say, it's probably good for your, like, it's probably good for your own, like, and you can leave it as a fun little like breadcrumb.
Like some people in your audience will figure it out and it's like, oh, we know where you live, but publicly, let's just not, let's not disclose where our studio is at.
Let's just like, you know, let's not die after what happened to Charlie.
How about we just don't die?
And Tim got shot up.
Tim got shot up.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Right?
amy dangerfield
Crazy.
elijah schaffer
So I was gonna say, if someone said, oh, I've been married to my wife for 22 years.
Yeah, you, you idiot.
I'm, I'm sure you have.
I haven't been married to your wife for 22 years.
Okay.
And also, also, most people, like, guys don't know what to get.
And this, this, this applies to all women, but also this applies to humans because, and this is true.
It's a little bit gay to give.
Is it a little gay to give gifts to your guy friends?
Yes, it is.
Except for the fact that I'm telling you this right now, it's so fucking cool.
When one of your guy friends has told you that they wanted something, guys don't get gifts.
That's why I don't buy them like for my friends all the year.
Like maybe every few years I'll buy one friend like a gift.
You should see how much, how well guys respond to the smallest compliments or even gifts.
Like you could literally like the keychain, don't get it for the woman.
If you get a keychain and you get like engraved, like it's like, oh, like I, when I was in Yosemite, I heard you liked Yosemite.
I got you this like little piece of wood with your name engraved on it.
Like you put on your keys.
Watch a guy's face.
It's so funny.
Like, dude, thanks, man.
And they'll fucking put it on their keychain.
And you're like, dude, that's cool.
My, my, my, my mega here, he cares about me.
Like, that's cool.
And they'll just, they'll just love you forever.
But, but I'm serious, but but also also with your friends, it's cool because guys can buy things for themselves and no one naturally buys us gifts.
And women don't, don't ever think about what we'd want.
They don't really care about what we'd want.
They just like they buy us clothes for their own selfish reason.
Like women buy you stuff because they want to see you in something.
It's kind of lingerie.
Men buying lingerie for women.
Women are like, I have to change your style.
So I'm going to buy you clothes to change your style.
Or like, you know what?
We're going to go out and those shorts.
I hate it when you wear those shorts.
I'm going to get you these shorts to wear when we go out.
Women are just thinking about themselves and what they want to get for you.
amy dangerfield
I know an even worse one.
I literally just had a flashback to this girl who I'm no longer friends with.
But she, she quite literally, she wanted to change this guy's entire style.
So she sent him an entire like wardrobe of things.
And this guy's like, well, find up like, oh, she's going to buy it for me.
She's like, send me a thousand dollars.
I'm going to order it all for you.
elijah schaffer
What is you going to give her money?
amy dangerfield
He was, she was like, she, he thought that she was like gassing him up and like, oh, I'm going to get all of this for you.
And already it's a little offensive because it's like, I want to change everything about your style.
But then she was like, send me a thousand dollars so I can order it all to change your style.
elijah schaffer
Like, you know what, though?
I will say this.
I will say this, like, this is why, like, well, at least you guys know you'll get a good gift from me when you get married.
Cause I got, I got a, I got, I got a Sarah and her fiancé.
Got her like a limited edition, like pottery barn, like KitchenAid mixer, like some really nice one.
It's like, you know, it's like a grand or something.
I got her, like, the nice shit.
I'm like, you know what?
Here you go.
Here's a nice thing for your guys' life.
And I feel like that's the key thing.
Cause at a wedding, I was like, what can I get for a couple that's going, they're going to use for like 25 years that is like going to help?
That's not just like they're going to grow out of.
Like, you're never going to grow out of a kitchen mixer.
In fact, the older they get, the cooler they are.
The more retro they get.
Like, it's like, and you have to get the nice ones.
You can't get the fucking cheap ass ones or whatever.
You got to get like the green one with the wooden bowl.
By the way, KitchenAid mixers for women, fucking amazing.
It's they love the nice ones from like from Pottery Barn, like the green, dark green one with the wood bowl.
Anything that's like, guys, if you like, go get them like an like a this kind of like light, lightish blue with like a copper bowl.
Like anything, girls like those details.
So like, that's what I think about it.
Like if you buy them just like ugly white KitchenAid from Target, that's when you're being a dick.
When you're like, it's like, it's like the difference of buying your wife a vacuum for Christmas versus buying her a Dyson, right?
That's what you got to realize.
Like, you're like, hey, but I know, like, like, my wife likes to clean, but if you're buying her a tool that makes her life easier, that makes her life easier and improves her life and gives her more time to relax and conveniences her, she'll love it.
amy dangerfield
I would be so pleased with a Dyson.
elijah schaffer
That's girls.
So, like, but if you just buy her a fucking vacuum for Christmas, she's going to think you're an asshole and she doesn't want that.
But, like, like, and that's like, and you know, by the way, girls, real quick, trip to girls.
Really easy things for guys because guys are, guys are really hard.
Obviously, we know sex, but sorry, what if you're abstaining until marriage, Elijah?
unidentified
Like myself, what are you doing then?
elijah schaffer
So, abstaining is what it is.
amy dangerfield
That's what I'm thinking.
elijah schaffer
No, that'll always lead.
I was like, I can't give a girl a massage.
Like, like, like, it's gonna happen, right?
Like, let's be honest.
Like, it's like, like, you asked me to massage you.
I love when girls will be like, I just asked you for a massage.
unidentified
And it's like, my name ain't gun fluck.
elijah schaffer
My name was fuck me and fuck you, you know?
Oh, what?
You want to be to a fuck you?
Fuck you.
That's what they say.
Okay, anyways, they, no, so here's really easy.
So this is, you're getting into my head with us.
I wanted to do more of this stuff on the show.
I don't even care if we lose followers right now.
I want to get more into us this year, like into thinking so we can grow with you guys.
We can like, not to us as in me and Amy, but to us as a group.
Like, I want to know what you guys think.
I want us to kind of like develop our own thinking.
Somebody asked me, they said, what is the equivalent of giving flowers to men?
And usually a woman's response is, oh, sex.
And then if you go, no, then they go into sexual acts.
Like, oh, is it a blowjob?
Is it a hand job?
I go, no.
Sex from women is not the equivalent of flowers, which is nice if you're abstaining from sex or you're not trying to have sex or you're in a relationship with somebody that you care about, like your dad or your brother, who you're not trying to have sex with ever, to do something sentimental.
Because the reason why it's not the same thing as giving flowers is because I can give flowers to my mom, because I can give flowers to my niece, because I can give flowers to a minor girl and it's still seen as sweet.
But if I had sex with the same people, I'd be a creepy, weird pedophile.
So then what is it?
Well, sex actually is more equivalent to spending time with a woman while providing and protecting for her.
So when you go with a woman and you're giving her attention, assuming that you would protect her while you're with her, that she knows she has somebody there to protect her and you're paying for her.
When you hit the holy trinity of time, time, money, and safety, that is the equivalent of sex.
That's hand job, blowjob, full-on, penetrative sex.
That's the woman's trinity.
And so, as a guy, you might just buy a girl a meal and head off and show you might drop off a meal to her at work and she might blow you.
It's like you one for one.
Guys, this isn't graphic.
We're not going to go into the details.
Everyone knows what those things mean.
But, but you go, okay, but you're not answering my question.
Then, so what is it?
unidentified
Well, here we go.
elijah schaffer
Men just like to know that you respect them.
And flowers are a sign of acknowledging femininity and divine beauty.
And women want to feel beautiful and cherished and loved.
And when you give them flowers, you're killing a beautiful creature for her.
You're killing a flower.
No, that's that's very dark, but you're you're giving her something beautiful as a token of her beauty.
You're giving her something soft and sweet to show you how you feel about her.
And I put a lot of thought into flowers for my women in my life, even my mother-in-law, I always put thoughts, you know, like this is more sexy for my wife.
And this one is, you know, like if I like as simple as like, I do think about that.
I'm like, okay, I'm going to get her sister these little cute little daisies in this pot.
And my wife, I'm going to get her some like pink roses, you know, with some like, you know, like a nice big bouquet of long stem roses.
That's kind of like sexy, but I'm not going to get her sister a giant bouquet of pink roses.
That's like very weird, right?
And it's like my wife, not going to give her a couple of little cute daisies in a little pot.
Like it's like, that's weird.
So what women should do is what makes a man feel respected?
There's a few examples here, but you can come up with your own.
Really easy one: going and getting his car detail for him, buying him back some time and helping maintain some of the things that he likes that he likes.
Because men spend a lot of time on maintenance.
We get gas for our girl.
We clean their cars, everything.
Getting his car, not just clean, detailed.
Don't like a $350 hot water steamed detail.
That's at the higher end of cost because men don't really need a lot of expensive stuff.
I don't, I would say, stay away from just buying men stuff.
Of course, you can always buy a man a gun, but you're probably not going to get the gun he wants.
You can always buy a man a car, but you're probably not going to get the car he wants.
You don't know what the fuck you're doing.
You're a woman.
You don't know.
You don't know what we want.
And then on top of that, like what I think is like, hey, generally, just making some commitments for the new year, being like, hey, you know what?
I just want to let you know that starting in the new year or starting like tomorrow, I want to start making lunch for you Monday through Thursday.
And then Fridays, we'll go out.
Can we go out to eat together?
And I'm going to start making sure I always have your lunch ready Monday through Thursday.
So you don't have to think about it anymore.
You can work.
I will bring you your lunch.
Whether they're at a job and you stay at home, you go drive it to them, whether you have it ready in the morning.
You're like, like, men want something that shows that you respect them, that buys them back their time.
And you can buy them back their time by maintaining something that they that they value or by or by using their resources that they have to then give them something that buys them time.
So it's like, you know, you're giving them food.
They don't have to think about it.
Men just want to eat and fuck.
And that's really what we want.
We just want a girl to be quiet and sweet.
Girls, by the way, you're like, well, I don't want to have sex with my guy.
I don't want to feed him.
You know, have you ever tried doing that?
Yeah.
Have you ever tried fucking fucking and feeding your guy and wonder if he would just respect, like be just love you?
Because if men are, if men are, if men are drained, we're drained below, but full in their stomachs, that a lot of men are opposite.
A lot of men in relationships are full down below and drained in their stomach.
And that's where the imbalance happens.
Happy wife, happy life is bullshit.
Happy man, happy man, happy.
It's like happy wife, happy life, happy man, happy family, but it's happy, happy spouse, happy house, right?
You want to both be together.
And women are never happy, so you can't, you can't rely on that.
Give a man, give a man, because what is it?
The goodness of a relationship comes from the stability of a man.
A woman's crazy and she bounces off a man being stable.
But when a man's balls aren't drained and when he's not, when he's not full and he's thinking about food, he's not putting his energy into you.
And so when a man is a stable force for you as a woman, you can bounce all around.
amy dangerfield
Like, that's that's biblical.
The Bible says it's like a flagpole.
And then you're kind of like the flag is the woman for you to, you know, fly in the wind, kind of, and be a little bit more whimsical and all of those things and kind of just close your eyes and know that no matter where you end up, you're going to be safe and good because your man has your back.
I'm really glad you drew that comparison in that like flowers does not necessarily equate to like sex because from my perspective in a married relationship, right?
Obviously, I'm not personally there yet, but I would see like giving sex to your partner as like the bare minimum.
Like that's something that men kind of need.
And then like you said, giving provision and protection and all of these things, like that's the bare minute, like this is what we should do as complimentary partners to one another, like by default.
And then flowers and, you know, these other things that is like above and beyond, which you should also do.
But I find it really interesting that people would automatically equate flowers with like, oh, just give him sex.
It's like flowers is like a nice thing.
I don't expect flowers every week, but I assume that men expect sex every week.
So I wouldn't, I wouldn't call those two things equivalent.
elijah schaffer
I'm not a marriage counselor, but yeah, I mean, I'm not a marriage counselor, but the studies, the studies do say that the perfect amount in terms of a balance, because obviously people, it sounds, if people are young, it sounds really crazy to be like, if you're, if you're having sex three times a week as a married couple, you're actually having sex more than most people.
And that's, that's, that's, that's not just about relationships.
That's like having children.
You guys are going to find out crazy things happen.
Like, you know, you'll have a different work schedule.
Your wife will get up earlier and then she'll be to bed earlier.
And then now you're not like awake in bed at the same time.
There's a lot of things.
And I think during this year, we can talk a lot about like, I think it's what's fun too.
I think because your fiancé will be on the show.
I think that'll that'll allow us and open us up to be having a lot of conversations like this.
But then people, because some people get really offended, especially like conservative Christians, which I'm not a conservative Christian.
And a lot of conservative Christians do get really like, dude, you shouldn't have these conversations between man and woman.
But when your fiancé is present, it's like if he has uncomfortable with it, he can shut it down.
Like he's like, I don't like where this is going.
Let's just move on, move on.
But we can have really good conversations because people need to have these conversations.
And I want to remind people that's that's honestly my suggestion to you.
Go find a Ralph Lauren store and go get like a herringbone or a coat for a girl.
I don't know a single girl who wouldn't like a Ralph Lauren beautiful winter coat that just, and then I got, I got her a cashmere, a beanie, cashmere gloves, and a cashmere cream scarf to go with a brown herringbone coat coat, right?
Isn't that pretty cool?
And then, and then, and then I got her a Georgiana, um, I got her a Georgiana triple diamond uh necklace.
Uh, George, I don't know if you know Georgiana, but it's like, because I she already has Tiffany stuff, and it's not like one of those years where I can't, I can't pay for that kind of shit.
Like, Tiffany is not a Tiffany year, you know.
Um, so, um, so, so that, and then I got also got her this little uh cute, like hanging pearl.
Um, it's like the little tiny, like, like gold thing and like the tiniest little pearl.
So, it kind of like hangs down right between the cleavage.
And that's more for like a date night because you know, you want a little pearl in the titties when you're done, you're dating.
Um, but uh, dude, nothing is crazier than when Ed, one of our other people that works with us, he was like, He was like, Yeah, you know, and then the best part of the crucifix is that girls wear it in between their cleavage, and that's what shows the gospel.
And he squeezed, I'm gonna say who it was, he switches between our two guest girls, and there's like a cross like sitting in their boobs.
And he's like, He's like, and I was just like sitting there, and he like, see, like they didn't even notice her, like on the screen, and I was just sitting there anyway, the best part, the best part.
amy dangerfield
Actually, on that note, to like wrap up this like a gift-giving talk as well, I do want to say, like, thank you for sending Daniel that cross as well.
This is more evidence to what you were saying about like you're thoughtful with your gifts is, you know, obviously trying to encourage Danny to explore a little bit beyond being a Protestant, right?
Whether that is Catholicism or Orthodoxy.
So, I really appreciated you getting him that Orthodox cross.
Um, you ordered that for him, and that's a that was a very thoughtful gift because that's something that you know we were talking about and you acknowledged it and you heard it and you just got it and it was very sweet.
So, thank you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and also, well, and by the way, I love Danny and people that are in the chat that are confused, like talking about sex.
unidentified
No, we're not.
elijah schaffer
No one's getting graphic.
We're not talking about, we're not going and describing things and talking about things.
We're just saying this is a thing that's a part of people's life.
It's like talking about throwing up or talking about cancer.
We're not showing you images of people's limbs getting eaten off.
And you got to learn as an adult, like there's one hand, yeah, you don't want to be caller daddy podcast and having grotesque, graphic sexual conversations with someone who's not your spouse.
You don't want to do that, but also you got to realize you don't need to be these weird, like Gen Z people who are like afraid of reality.
And we can't talk about that.
unidentified
We're Catholics.
elijah schaffer
It's like, are you, you sound like Protestants who are like, we can't criticize the Jews.
unidentified
They're God's chosen people.
elijah schaffer
It's like, really?
Is that true?
We should be adults and we should talk about things, including the fact that apparently one less person survived the Holocaust because they died.
All right, moving on to another subject here.
But I did think that was all like, I really want to talk about life stuff because, guys, what it is, I just want to say this.
What it is, have you done, have you ever done a daily show for a long period of time for years at a time?
Have you ever done that?
amy dangerfield
No.
unidentified
Okay, if we're doing a daily show, we did a once weekly show.
amy dangerfield
That's the only thing I've ever done.
elijah schaffer
It's crazy, but what happens is, is like, in order for you, it's two parts.
In order for you to like actually do it, you've got to be able to just like share your lore.
amy dangerfield
You have to share your lore.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because you're there every day.
Some days you, because you'll be sitting there and you'll read something and it'll be like the next subject, it'll be like, it'll be like, it'll be like, oh, New South Wales premiere says his government reviewing firearms laws.
And you read it and you're like in a fight with Danny and you're like thinking about like moving out or something.
That's not happening, guys, by the way.
You're thinking about like moving out and you're just like, I don't give a fuck about these laws, you know, and all of a sudden you're like, you know what?
And then you just like go like, you know what, you know what, guys?
Relationships are fucking tough.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Like, you know, it's hard.
unidentified
It's hard.
elijah schaffer
And you never know if you're doing it well.
And some days it feels like you could fight and want to kill each other.
The next day it's like the best day of your life.
And you're like, oh, I love this person.
I want to spend the rest of my life with them.
And then one night you're fighting.
You're like, why the fuck am I with this person?
I fucking hate myself.
And the next moment you're like, wait, I'm evil.
I'm evil.
I'm an evil person.
I'm the bad guy.
And the next night, you think they're the bad guy.
And you're like, fuck, I can't even, I'm schizophrenic.
That's what being in a relationship is like.
It's like being schizophrenic every day.
It's crazy.
And then you're like doubting yourself.
Yeah.
Anyways, yeah, that's crazy.
But that's, that's what happens.
And then on the other side, you just get bored of talking about the news some days.
amy dangerfield
You're like, dude, I'm just so fair.
I watch Nick's show.
That's pretty much a nightly show.
Some of my favorite parts of that is when he just crashes out on things that are completely irrelevant to the show.
He just like crashes out on the super chatters and shit.
It's hilarious.
elijah schaffer
Very, I've never watched an episode of his show.
amy dangerfield
And I watched it.
I literally watch it every night, like every night.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I need to.
amy dangerfield
It's really entertaining.
It's a really good show.
Like you said, like anybody who hates Nick, like just watch his show for like a week.
Just watch it for a week.
elijah schaffer
It's really, that's, that's why I think daily shows are better.
I, I feel like I'm do, I do my best with a daily show.
Always done daily shows, and I feel like daily shows are better because what it is is like you and you create a relationship with the audience, like you're going to learn this, like some people are going to hate you and you're going to see them every day, and then some people are going to hate me and see me every day and then they, like they like both hate.
They start hating each other in the chat there, starts doing dramas in the discord and you just end up creating this crazy community of people.
But the reason why it's the best is is because you're forced to think every day, and when you, when you don't feel like thinking which we'll have it, you just kind of be like, look guys, i'm totally not into this and I don't want to talk about this, and let me tell you what's on my heart, and sometimes you share with what's on your heart.
People start becoming Christians, they come to god, they start going back to church.
It's this whole crazy ass thing that starts happening, but I feel like people connect.
That's what I was gonna say is like you build a real community of people who feel like they know you, and so then what's crazy is you're no longer just like Amy Dangerfield, who has presents good information.
Oh, I met Amy because it's like, because you're famous, it's like, it's like you meet people and they're like.
They literally always, will always say this like, hey Amy, I know this is weird because I, you don't know me, but I feel like we've known each other for years and, by the way, one's in the chat, there's got to be somebody who's in the chat, maybe only one person who feels like they know me.
There's got to be somebody that feels like they know me.
I feel like there's somebody in the chat.
amy dangerfield
Parasocial relationships, like i've I have, I feel that power social.
I had a power social relationship with a couple of creators before I met them and it was weird because I never fangirl over anyone right, I worked at Value Tainment Network and so there would be some really like big famous, high profile people.
People would plan their entire days around these people coming in to make sure they could get the picture and do this, and that I never cared um, but I had a power social relationship with uh, Blair White, because I love Blair White's content um, and then Nick as well.
Um, after watching so much of Nick's stuff too.
So those are like the two people, I would say that when you consume so much of their content, you learn all their anecdotes and all of their little quirks and their different personalities and if they're in a good mood or a bad mood or whatever it may be like, it actually feels like you know them.
Um, and power social relationships, you know a lot of creators weaponize them in a negative way, specifically when you're talking about only fans and things like this.
That's why only fans is like, so dangerous when it comes to the sex work industry because, in addition to all of the terrible effects of, you know, exposing yourself to pornographic material, they're also building this power social relationship with you uh, which is why some people literally go insane.
Um, there was this one girl, Mercedes More, who was messaging a guy on only fans and he literally believed that it was actually his girlfriend, showed up and killed her, wrote all over the walls in her blood like I thought she loved me, all this.
So power social relationships, they can be great in the right context, but they can also be dangerous in the context of sex work.
However, we would not be doing any of that on riff tv and we should be fine.
elijah schaffer
I was like I don't think we're gonna have any issue with that.
unidentified
We should be good.
elijah schaffer
I did almost do this.
I did almost do the show, shirtless though, because Danny was asking me, he's like hey, quick quote before she gets on, can I see those nips?
And I was like hey buddy, he's like get them hard for me.
And I was like, and then I, and then I put on my HH instead, because happy holidays, happy holidays, right?
Hey, you've got it.
unidentified
MT.
amy dangerfield
What is that?
elijah schaffer
You know what?
What is MC?
amy dangerfield
Merry Christmas.
What the F is holidays.
elijah schaffer
What Veronica?
unidentified
Oh, segment we're doing.
amy dangerfield
I thought you said happy holidays.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's an HH.
That's why I have it at HH for happy holidays.
amy dangerfield
Okay, happy Honic.
Okay, yeah.
No, I didn't immediately drool the association, but now I realize that I'm embarrassed.
unidentified
Yes.
amy dangerfield
Okay.
Should we back onto the tickets?
elijah schaffer
By the way, I turned off this coloring from the other studio because apparently people thought I had cancer with this, with this, with this lighting.
So I turned it on.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let's look at some really interesting stuff that you actually put in here.
Okay, so here's the victims.
So let's get into the victims here and let's talk about this.
I'm going to go a quick pee break, though.
We'll be back in two minutes.
Just come back.
We still have another half an hour.
Let me go to a quick break.
unidentified
Where is this?
elijah schaffer
We'll just be right back.
I don't know if you got to go pee.
I got to go pee.
unidentified
We'll be right back.
elijah schaffer
Sorry.
We're back.
And I'm very happy to be here.
Sorry about that.
A little bit of a break there.
I actually went down.
My wife had told me that she bumped into a bumped into a mailbox.
And I just got the bill back from the shop and it is $8,000.
unidentified
So.
elijah schaffer
oh spency ouchy and it's to the point where i used to not understand when i was little why people just let their cars be wrecked Like, oh, I just like drive a wrecked car.
It's like, yeah, I get it.
You know, just let the car be wrecked.
But anyway, let's get into the real story here.
This was kind of like a huge tangent.
It's a Christmas stream, so it's okay.
Realistically, guys, nobody's watching content right now except for Amy's content, apparently, which has 66,000 views on its way to 100.
Praise God for that.
Also, it's a good sign that her plan is going to work.
Did you put an ad in that in that content too?
amy dangerfield
No, I haven't put any ads in the video essays, but I was telling you, for anyone who wants to sponsor my stuff, I want to make like creative ads.
I don't want to just like read it.
I want to like.
unidentified
Are you serious?
elijah schaffer
I have residual ads.
amy dangerfield
I have creative like fun.
You know, let's go.
Let's do it.
Well, tell me the next one.
elijah schaffer
I could have just, I have like 10 that I could give you that.
Like, you could have you a code and you could have just made probably like, you probably could have made five grand off that.
amy dangerfield
Well, let's do it.
You can send me it.
Send you tonight.
We can put it in the video for tomorrow.
We'll edit like a cool edit to it.
That's like, not just me reading it.
That's like saying it and visuals and everything.
elijah schaffer
Like, for instance, like, like, we have a MyPillow right now.
We're not putting in any other ad and we have a code for Rift.
And if you put it in your ad, we just calculate whatever the sales were for 30 days and give you the sales, right?
So just, we have a bunch of codes we could give you of things that we don't do.
We have one for testosterone supplement.
We have one for Van Man for like beef tallow bomb.
We have like a bunch.
I have like seven or eight companies.
You could just be like, hey, for this month, can I just take the code?
unidentified
And yeah, and just put it in.
I'm very passionate about pillars, like super passionate about pillars.
amy dangerfield
So I think I could do a good job on that one.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, let's look at this.
Okay.
Anyway.
So already we're talking this, this thing is becoming about anti-Semitism, not about Australians, right?
unidentified
So why is it that whenever there's an attack in a Western country, we still are talking about for spiritual leaders to be able to speak Speak up and condemn these attacks in every way possible.
It's important for our national leaders to condemn these attacks.
And I think that we've just got to be united.
We've got to certainly support these that have been victims of these shootings.
And we've got to continue to pray for them.
We live in a fallen world.
Let's remember that.
And we've got to remember in this fallen world that we've got to stand with the power of Christ, the new Christian faith, that steps forward to say that we will bring hope, we will bring peace, we will bring strength, we will bring grace in the midst of these horrific, horrific deaths.
elijah schaffer
So I'll be so happy to get my setup fucking back.
Like without this, it's alright, just hard to click on screens.
I'm so used to physical buttons.
And I've been good at pushing people's buttons.
But I want to say, I'm getting tired of this, Amy.
And the reason why we're shortening the show, because we're getting into like the second, you know, almost through the second hour, is because it's really the same story every day.
It's like something's going wrong.
Jews are involved.
The end of the story is that Jews are victims.
We're not allowed to talk about it.
And the answer is censorship, killing, and robbery and robbing us of something, our freedoms, our taxes.
And that's like every issue today.
And then you go, hey, can we at least talk about this?
And it's like, no, you anti-Semite.
unidentified
These are God's people.
elijah schaffer
Joel Berry today, the co-founder, I believe, of Babylon B.
I still can't believe he follows me.
I have no idea.
I actually want to give him respect for that because he's just so dedicated to his Zionism.
And he said this: I want to talk about this with you.
No enemies to the right was a catastrophic failure.
When you welcome nihilists, psychopaths, anti-Semites, and grifters into the big tent, then they tear down the tent and set it on fire.
Clarity, boundaries, courage, learn lessons, and fix it.
Now, he's quoting Yuram Hazoni.
And I want to read what Yuram Hazoni said, but Joel said something before this where he said, The Hebrews have done more to civilize men than any other nation.
If I were an atheist and believed blind eternal fate, I should still believe that fate had ordained the Jews to be the most essential instrument for civilizing the nations.
John Adams, which, by the way, I mentioned this, quite frankly here.
I said, just to clarify, take it out of context.
He was just writing a letter in the early 1800s and talking about the importance of monotheism.
Meanwhile, Jefferson and others literally called the Talmud wretched depravity, but it's the key that at this time also many of these Jews were not cancerous political Zionists, even though I typoed it, but who cares?
Because it's all bullshit.
But I just wanted to point that out that it's like the coping here and the simping.
The reason why I bring this up is because he's talking today about the attacks, right?
And the attacks are about anti-Semitism.
And he's basically saying, look, we need to call it anti-Semitism on the right because, look, Jews are under attack in Australia.
Therefore, we need to censor, deplatform, and kick people out of the conversation.
Once again, people are killed in Australia, a random place.
Jews are involved.
The conversation is not about Australia.
It's not about Islam.
It's not about what happened with Islamic problems.
It's not about the wars that angered the Islamic world.
It's not about the Zionist country that was inserted into the region at the behest of the surrounding nations.
It's not about the revolutions that have taken place in retaliation to American democracies that we try to instill to maintain the democratic liberal order and in our fight to civilize the world.
It's not about any of that.
It's always about like, look, Jews have died.
We've got to make sure Nick Fuentes dies.
We've got to kill the guys.
Basically, it always, that's where it's going to head, by the way.
It's going to go there very soon.
amy dangerfield
I mean, they already called for him.
Did you see the clip?
I forget the name of the guy, but it was on national TV.
He was calling Nick Fuentes to kill himself.
I mean, this is already, I didn't see that.
Yeah, this has already escalated to the highest levels of government as well with Chuck Schumer introducing a formal resolution to disavow Nick Fuentes and disavow Tucker Carlson for platforming him.
So yeah, it's really crazy the way that they're really good at like conflating words.
And I've said this before, I'll say it again, that any type of criticism of Israel for very legitimate reasons can automatically be passed off as anti-Semitism.
And anybody who's talking about like women and children and the innocent lives that are being taken, the civilian lives that are being taken in Gaza, you're a Hamas sympathizer.
Like they're very good at conflating these things as one where when in fact they're entirely different.
And the more they try to push this rhetoric, like the less people take it seriously.
It's kind of similar with like the racism thing, right?
Like when you used to be called a racist, it used to wield some type of power.
Whereas nowadays, I feel like if someone hasn't called you racist for some of your views, you're probably a bitch and you're not doing enough to be able to maintain like your culture and to push back against, you know, the revolving door of the justice system with letting out black offenders, labeling other offenders of other different nationalities and ethnicities as white, like all of these things, calling them out.
If you're not being called a racist nowadays, what are you doing?
What are you doing for the cause, for your mission?
And it's honestly damn near the same thing when it comes to anti-Semitism.
These words do not work anymore.
They wield no power.
And, you know, when you see some of the most prolific anti-Semites, right, people like Nick Fuentes, he still pushes back on the term anti-Semitism sometimes.
Oftentimes not, but sometimes he does, because in the true genuine sense of the word that these people are trying to conflate it with, in the most hyperbolic sense, to them, it means like death to Jews versus questioning, you know, the Israeli government or world jewelry or any of these things, these, you know, could be false flag attacks or attacks that had a stand down order, at least some sort of like intelligence participation within.
Questioning that, they equivocate you with people who actually want the death of these people.
It's a very tricky word game that they have played, but they only win when we choose to participate in that game.
When you say you're no longer interested in playing and I don't care, call me what you want.
And you just don't respond and you don't give it any energy.
I think that that's honestly the best response to it, Elijah.
What do you think?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think, well, number one, I need you to go on more rants.
And this is why I want you in person, by the way, because I feel like banter is much better in person.
I feel like when you're in person, you much more easily can cut each other off.
And you also like, I don't know, it's nothing about being in person looking at each other.
I'm actually building a really small set here right now, guys, and it's being built with the purpose of us being able to just deadlock onto each other.
So our cameras are going to be kind of off a little bit, like off center.
So we're kind of like just like, so our focus is on each other and talking because I think that's where the dynamics come.
But I, but I agree.
I think it's, I think it's gotten ridiculous.
Now, real fast, just so you know, I just put in a request, by the way, Amy, to get at least one merch thing for you put up here.
It's like official riff merch.
Just so you guys know, real fast, a little bit of like some of the stuff that's that's coming up.
Like we have watched, I like this and I like the back too.
Like we're getting like, it's like, cause when we started the show in Texas, Texas Studios, we got, we have studios everywhere.
We also have our polos, which are really nice.
And we have, where is this actually?
We have our um where's this?
We have our uh retro sweaters, but we're like doing them real.
Like, we have like riff tat, like, you guys notice like riff tv tags, and we're like, we're like doing a bunch of stuff.
Um, I think we're actually getting these like before the thing.
Um, I don't think you get a polo though.
I think girls are not getting polos, the guys are.
amy dangerfield
Yeah, they send me everything, whatever there is for girls, it has been sent to me.
I'm very excited to rep. Did you get it?
Not yet.
No, I'm excited to rep there.
Um, actually, it comes here before we move, right?
elijah schaffer
I like that, though.
I do like that.
It's like an oversized t-shirt, which is like, I just like whatever.
Um, like, yeah, but they're all like, we're just these are also by the way.
This is not really like a really good look into what the merch is because these are just like the really simple, we're just making like a few really simple, like you know, like the staples, like you see, like a couple steeples, right?
And then we're going to kind of build the merch on top.
But I did just put in a request today.
I was like, hey, man, could you just make an Amy Dangerfield like really simple, like Amy Dangerfield riff, like show t-shirt?
And then we'll, you'll work on your merch separately, um, you know, with what you're going to sell.
But I asked him that now because I was like, hey, could you get that out in like a couple days so that she can start putting it on her videos and start selling merch, right?
It's kind of like taking her pre-orders or whatever, at least something like support me, buy this t-shirt and like support.
amy dangerfield
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then let's uh meet tomorrow about uh the ads uh for you.
Um, so let's meet tomorrow.
All right.
Um, that being said, guys, it's been a lot of fun.
I've really appreciated this.
Um, it's been fantastic.
Uh, some people said, Where is this in the chat here?
What the hell?
I can't even.
What happened to our stream?
Sorry, are we are we down?
amy dangerfield
Are we not live?
elijah schaffer
Oh, no, no, no.
Sorry, it was just um, my thing had just uh had just uh frozen.
Someone's gonna seem like a beard guy.
I don't know what that means.
Um, let's go to uh, we're gonna do the last 15 minutes on locals only, guys.
If you want to follow us and you want to be with the fun, um, I'm sort of like burning out.
I need to like, I need like, I'm not actually getting a week off, I'm like a week off.
Luckily, uh, Dylan's flying out tomorrow, and we're gonna start building the set tomorrow.
So, he's flying out, we're buying all the stuff, and we're gonna go build a set.
I'm really excited about it.
But if you like, if you like us and you like what we do, and you want to and you believe in our message, uh, make sure you join our locals at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
Uh, I'm really glad that you'll join.
I'm just like, I have so much on my mind.
I keep talking about things because I'm really just like wanting to move into this new plan that I have.
Uh, that I think is really cool.
And one of those plans is uh, getting your asses over here.
So, um, guys, uh, also, like, look, here's good news: look, we have some like, like, invest, like, some things kicking in the new year.
And guess what?
I'm like, hey, but I need some, like, some flow here.
This is how we really own the business.
I'm gonna need some cash flow to get these uh motherfuckers out here.
And then, uh, my friend's like, hey, I'll hook you up.
Here's the resources you need to get them out there.
Here you go, my nigga.
Take this.
And I said, thanks.
And then I was like, then I bought him a thought-filled gift and got a blowjob.
Someone said that in the chat.
They're like, after telling me that's how you get the Gluck Luck, I feel very weary of buying a guy a gift now.
unidentified
I put his thought on the gift.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to a couple people, though.
And it's true, though, right?
I said all that.
Shout out, Your Honor.
My client is retarded.
Was remember someone said this about me?
And then also people put the memes, whatever.
I do what I want.
It's true.
So this is actually the company that I'm going to put on.
It's called Lucia Eyes.
It's red light blocking and blue light.
I mean, it's a blue light blocking glasses, but designer.
So they do like Gucci and coaches.
They're really high quality.
They're using the gaming industry.
And this is a very based Catholic guy who's approached.
And you'll meet him.
And I'm going to get you set up.
He's going to, you know, you'll pick out a glasses and you'll get one named after your show, which is why it's a cooler brand.
You'll have the Amy Danger.
You'll have the Dangerfields.
And so you'll get it.
You'll work on a yeah, you're gonna work on.
You'll work on um.
We're gonna have a rift one too in Elijah Shafer, but you'll see it.
But it's kind of cool, um.
And so then, like I think also, anytime someone buys yours, even if they don't use your code, you get a portion of the sales from the company, because people just buy the Danger Fields.
So you're gonna get like, and if i'm gonna work with you on this and get you like a real set of glasses, it's like the company's gonna like give you.
Then we're going to um, make sure you actually sell them.
Um, because that's cool, that's so sick.
amy dangerfield
You can wear such a great name as well.
The Danger Fields man, and they work with.
Uh, so blessed to have such a dope, lost name.
It just works for everything.
Like I don't even better than question what I name things.
elijah schaffer
Danger Field is really cool.
Actually i'm not.
amy dangerfield
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, aside from everyone like constantly asking me if i'm related to Rodney.
That's why people think that i'm.
You know of that descent real fast.
elijah schaffer
Um look, it's actually so.
You see here, this is gonna be the company you're gonna go to um.
By the way, I think you can use the promo code, rift uh uh, but yeah.
So basically um, it's this company.
They're really really nice uh, they work with prescription and stuff.
Um, that's my, my friend, but uh, basically you can use like, so you can use like more casual ones, but you can start wearing glasses on your show, tell people where to get them.
They work with prescription.
You get prescriptions put into them.
So it's like a legit, like focal company.
Um like, they go on a bunch of big shows and they sponsor a bunch of big people uh, and so, yeah and um, they just want to sponsor our people.
So there's a few companies like that that i'll get you tomorrow and i'll get you signed up, get you a code and then hopefully, get you a pair of glasses uh shipped out and then when you come out here, they're actually based out in Dfw.
So um, you can uh go out into uh, fly out there, you can go see them, and then um, you can go fly out and go see the people.
They're in uh Miami Dfw, New York, I think, and la.
So essentially, you can just go fly out wherever you want um, and go see them when you have to get here first, and then i'll let you fly out to where I don't know which one would be the closest to here, but one of the main big cities.
You're gonna have to go fly out to go see them and go to their offices and pick up a pair and get a tour, fly back, bring them back here and then um, because i'm not gonna have you like pick up a box and like I think I think we'll be shipping them ourselves though, or something like that, to something like crazy, like like I think we got to put in the, because if they're the danger Danger fields.
Well, if they're the danger fields, we're like ordering a select amount.
unidentified
We're like pre-order them, and like, yeah, you know, like that makes it.
elijah schaffer
We're gonna like and we're gonna ship them in like rift boxes.
We're gonna make them cool.
That's what I'm saying.
We're gonna ship them out in like a rift box.
We have this whole merch idea.
Um, only because we're also gonna sell them on our website.
So we're gonna sell them through his website, but we're also gonna like probably have you direct people to rifttv.com and sell them through the rift website.
Anyways, I'm yeah, I'm yeah, yeah, yammering, yapping.
Um, let's go over to locals.
We'll see you there.
Lijahshafer.locals.com.
Uh, Brian, if you go ahead and cut it, uh, and we'll see everybody there right now.
See you later.
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