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Oct. 17, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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Daily MELTDOWN: Shapiro SLAMS Matt Walsh Over Controversial Remarks? | The Rift | Hayden McDougall

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ben shapiro ▲ ● ▼		Again, I'm not even disagreeing with the motivations of the politico story.
		In fact, even on my show today, I talked about the motivations of the politico story, which, Matt, I agree, are completely scurrilous and designed to distract from the sort of violent rhetoric we've seen from the left.
		But it has led to, I think, a reactionary response on some parts of the right to say there should be no policing ever at all.
		No social consequences should ever attend to things that are said on the right, that it's basically just pure my side versus your side.
		The problem I have is: number one, I think that's moral, and number two, I don't think that's pragmatic.
		I don't think that's moral because I think that there are things that get said on the right that are really, really, really ugly.
		And pretending those away doesn't make them go away.
		I think that they're rising.
		I think that they're getting more common.
		I know that my death threats from that side are getting more common.
		I know I have more security because of that.
		And it's not just from the left.
		I have lots of security from the left.
		And I also get lots of security from the right.
		Matt, I think a little bit earlier today, you tweeted that kind of your litmus test is the people who are trying to kill you.
		And I totally get that.
		I also have that litmus test.
		The difference is that I think that if somebody tries to kill Matt, there's a good shot that it's going to be a leftist.
		If somebody tries to kill me, it's a freaking Agatha Christie novel.
		I just don't know which direction the bullet is coming from at this point, given the sort of various and sundry radical extremes that exist.
		I'm not going to say that the right is equivalent to the left in this respect because I don't think it's been mainstreamed to nearly the same effect on the right that it has been on the left.
		But to pretend that it has not infiltrated a lot of very important spaces, I think is sort of whistling past the graveyard.
unidentified		Again, I'm not Elijah Schaefer.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Welcome back to the Rift Live.
		Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 7 p.m. Eastern Time.
		I am joined in the studio by not hall monitors of the right-wing movement.
		Joining me today live from Boca Raton, Mouth of the Rat, 52% Jewish and 17 synagogues, the number one city where Ben Shapiro's studio is currently.
		Rift TV contributor Brandon Serbo, welcome back.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I thought you were introducing me as 52% Jewish.
		I was like, I forgot my hat at home.
		So I can't claim that title.
		But good to be here.
unidentified		Nice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We've got more buttons going down than we do.
		The future of our country.
		Joining us today for the first time, the creator of Women Propaganda, popular Instagram channel, YouTube channel, and increasingly Angry Patriot X on X. Welcome to the studio, Hayden McDougal.
		It's good to have you here.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Happy to be here.
		Oh, my God.
		Sounds like a war zone.
		Happy to be here, man.
		Hopefully, we're going to talk some shit and can talk about black people and women.
		I'm down to talk about Jews, but I do love Jewish people and I think they're awesome.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
		All right.
		That's cool.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's good to know for that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I think Jews are the best.
		They're smart.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So we've got a great show for you guys today.
		We're talking about some interesting stuff that's happening after the leak that went on regarding the group chat inside of the New York Young Republicans.
		Now, when that happened, we found out that Gavin Wax, who his name being waxed as in a wax figure, a figure of an individual who pretended to be a Republican, a previous friend of mine.
		But if these allegations are true, then if he repents, I will forgive him.
		But if he doesn't, then he's still just a Jew.
		But I still love him because of that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but Jews are great.
		And we all love Jews.
		We all do.
		Everyone in this room loves Jews a lot.
		What's not to love?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's not to love?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No, what's not to love?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's a good question.
		What's not to love?
		Without them, I wouldn't have a porn addiction as a teenager or even all of us in the room watching on the big screen before the show.
		Ladies and gentlemen, we're talking about today about something kind of crazy.
		So there was a group chat that linked that we covered in the previous days, and there's a deeper discussion to talk about where individual group chats were obtained from a blackmail ring inside the New York Young Republicans where Gavin Wax and some guy named Berger and Zeke all came together to make people look bad all because allegedly, according to inside sources, Gavin Wax did not get a picture with President Trump.
		Okay, so he was, did you hear about that?
		That's what happened.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's why he was.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's why he took it all down.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He didn't get a photo.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		He was bitter that he didn't get a photo with Trump.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't it, if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it?
		There was an event.
		He was invited to take a photo, but he had to RSVP.
		He declined.
		He changed his mind before the event and said, actually, I do want the photo.
		It was too late to get the photo.
		The photographer told him that.
		The event coordinator told him that.
		And he said, you know what?
		I'm taking us all down.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, literally, it was a petty disagreement.
		Also, can I pull your mic up?
		Because in this show, we have this so gated.
		These mics are, let me do this for you.
		Let me, let me, let me fix you.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You say the mics are gated.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look at this.
unidentified		It's falling off.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look at this.
unidentified		Hold up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is like actually falling off.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's not good.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Hold up.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		When we're not on Rift, this is just what Elijah does.
		He just bends over the table.
		It's falling off right now.
		It's hot.
		No, that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is not good.
unidentified		Hold up.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		There you go.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, hello.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That sounds good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that sounds a lot better.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
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		Now, let's get back to the show.
		All right, so there was a lot that went on there.
		Now, what happened was, if people don't know this, if you look at this picture, Ben Shapiro came out, and of course, people heard the group chat on our side, and they're saying, we've had enough.
		They killed Irina Zarukska.
		They killed Charlie Kirk.
		They have told us to apologize for the color of our skin.
		They've said, if you were white, so now you'll see the real me on the show.
		You'll see the real me the show.
unidentified		I was tired of it.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, I agree completely.
		Yeah, a white girl gets stabbed in the neck and then black people hop on a podcast the next day and say, white people racist and shit.
		And it just doesn't work anymore.
		White people are.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're racist and shit.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I am racist.
		Fuck you.
		How about that?
		Like, yeah, I am racist and rightfully so.
		You guys have proven to us that white people should be racist and must become racist if we're going to survive.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's the sin of racism?
		When people tell you that you're racist and you say you are, what is it that allows you to say to people you're racist?
		Because to people, that's the ultimate crime, right?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We call the racist is like worse than killing Charlie Kirk.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Or Lake and Riley.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Or Lake and Riley.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So when someone says, hey, you're a racist, why doesn't that not offend you?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't, that, because the person saying it is retarded.
		Like, these people wore masks for two years.
		They got vaccinated.
		They cheered when Charlie Kirk got murdered.
		What they have to say means nothing to me.
		And the whole word is a psyop.
		Look up who invented the word racism.
		Does anyone know?
		You can guess what type of dude invented the word racist.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Was it one of Gavin Wack's ancestors?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he lives in, might have been Russia at the time, but who knows when he really fabricated the protocols of Zion?
		Yeah, it was the same guy that made up homophobia and anti-Semitism also came up with the word racism.
		It might have been that Trotsky.
		I think it was Trotsky.
		Someone said, but the whole word is a psyop and it's just used to attack white people and it only works on white people.
		Asians, blacks, Mexicans, do they care if they get called racist?
		No, they don't.
		It's only white people that are scared of getting called that word.
		In our defense, we lose our jobs, a girlfriend leaves you, divorce, if someone calls you a racist publicly or something.
		So white people have, can't, can actually get affected by that word.
		I guess that's why some whites are scared to get called racist.
		But if you work for yourself and can't lose your job, like why are you scared of getting called a racist?
		There is nothing wrong with being a racist.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What happens when you fail?
		Like, see this?
		This is how I feel every day.
		I'm turning into Matt Walsh on a Ben Shapiro podcast.
		Have you seen this?
		Watch, look at this.
		Look at this.
		This is Ben Shapiro talking about racists.
		Is Michael Knowles a Italian?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Michael Knowles is Italian Latin Mass Catholic.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Like he's the least excited to be there out of the group.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So you know what's funny, though?
		So this is why we started Rift.
		So keep it on this.
		I like Michael.
		I know Michael.
		And actually, Michael offered me some good advice from the Catholic side.
		Unfortunately, I am leaning towards the Orthodox, but I do love my Catholic brothers and sisters.
		I'm not Orthodox.
		I'm not Catholic.
		Someone keeps in the comments saying that I'm pushing Catholicism.
		I'm not either.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He's not even Catholic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not even a very good Christian.
		I'm just, I'm not even like the greatest.
		Yeah, I'm like not even a good Christian.
		I'm just a human being who's trying to find God.
		But, you know, he offered some solutions.
		And I've hung out with Matt before.
		I've known them for about a, maybe since as long as Daily Wire has been around, actually.
		And I can tell you what I'm tired of is I'm tired of non-Christians, particularly a certain religion, who has the power to sit there smugly.
		Let me scroll.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Mormons.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, to sit there smugly, fuggly, and look at us and be like, well, listen, I'm going to tell people that what you should think.
		And I'm tired of living in a culture of my race, of my people, of my religion, while somebody who's a visitor, an outsider, basically using negative means to control capital and then telling us, this is a limit to what you can say.
		You know what?
		Actually, crime from that one group of people, you're going to have to accept that or you're not going to get a job.
		Because if you talk about crime in your inner cities, you're never going to work at a bank, at a hospital, at a lawyer firm.
		You're never going to work and be able to pull out an SBA loan, qualify for a government contract.
		You will never make it and your progeny will never have wealth if you don't listen to me.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you don't listen to me.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Racism, that's like one of the greatest psyops of all time.
		They have convinced all these white people that you're racist.
		And that's a bad thing if you don't let us flood your country with a bunch of low IQ brown and black immigrants that hate white people.
		If you don't let us flood your country with this, then you're racist and that's bad.
		So it's really a shame that this works on white people.
		It's never worked on me.
		I have always been racist and never cared.
		I mean, I used to, I guess.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When you were evangelical, though, you did get cucked by the evangelical church.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I did.
		I did.
		I was cucked in other ways.
		But I was never cucked about.
		I was always on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was always on the bottom.
		Involuntary celibacy, but involuntary cuckery they don't talk about.
		When you get born in evangelicalism, you get cocked as a man.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You'd get cocked as a man.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You know what I'm saying?
unidentified		Girls in high school.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You grew up in it too?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I grew up in it.
		In an evangelical church, I saw all the guys there.
		I'm like, wow, this is crazy.
		Not a single good role model for me to look up to.
		That's weird.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		And they're giving bad advice to the young men at church, like especially at these evangelical churches.
		Women are queens.
		These churches are run by feminists.
		I was a really good Christian kid, evangelical Christian.
		Some people thought I was gay.
		I was not gay.
		I was just a good evangelist.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Evangelical.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, I was just an evangelical Christian.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Evan sexual.
unidentified		But I was trying to do the right thing.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Wait till I'm married to have sex.
		And then one day I was looking around at church and I was like, okay, none of the girls at Virgin or Church.
		None of the girls at church are virgins.
		And then a lot of the guys at church are virgins.
		So like the guys are doing the right thing and the girls are not.
		And the pastors aren't calling out the women.
		And the pastors are still just telling the men, wait till you're married to have sex, which I know is like ideal, but there's no virgins around.
		And so my opinion on the subject is if your girl's not a virgin, then you shouldn't be either.
		Like all these girls are ran through.
		So I don't, you guys can tell me what you think, but as far as men waiting till marriage to have sex, there's no virgin women anymore.
		So I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're hurt too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I can tell.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I'm hurt.
		What am I?
		I'm fine.
		I was mad at one point.
		I waited till I was 23 to have sex for the first time.
		Finally did it.
		And then I went watching.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm dropping the mic while you're talking about it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy work.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's the evan sexual.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Rose stroking the arm.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's like, hey.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I was tightening the rings over here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like, hey, man.
		So anyways, I'm like, hey, luve up your ring somewhere else.
		You know what I mean?
		Behind closed doors, I don't care.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Well, what do you think about when I just said they're giving bad advice to the young men at church?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Because I really don't.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they are.
		No, they are.
		That's the whole point.
		The problem is, and I'll give a caveat.
		This is the Catholic part because there's really base, someone else said it in chat.
		There's super base Latin Mass priests.
		There are also some pretty based regular Novus Ordo, like English Mass priests who do high.
		Like I went to one in Tennessee, and the whole time the priest was like, it was really hot.
		The AC was broken.
		He goes, you know, hell's a lot hotter.
		And he's making all these really good, like funny statements, but he's really based the whole time.
		And he didn't like give either man or woman like an out.
		Like, oh, well, you can do this if you want to, but it's bad and go to confession after.
		Like, that's the thing with the evangelical church.
		It says, it's always who out of the men here are struggling with porn and they want to give themselves to God, come up to the altar.
		And it's like this whole, this, like you said, it's a cucking ritual for the guys.
		And I've made those jokes before where it's like women will be evangelical, non-denominational women, not all.
		We're not going to make an generalized, but a lot of them will be on their knees on Saturday nights and then in church with their hands in the air on their knees again.
		It's like, you can't go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You can't do both.
		And I will say, the guys also shouldn't be doing, like, it's both should be accountable to each other.
		But that's the whole point of marriage is to be accountable to your spouse.
		That's the divine order implemented and nobody's following it anymore.
		So I get what you're saying, where it's like all of the guys were trying to follow it, and all of the women were blatantly not following it and not being called out.
		It's not as a young one.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Look at this.
		Look at this, Ralph.
		I want to read something from a pastor named J.B. Durham.
		If I look at his profile here, Ralph, J.B. Durham is a pastor, church planner, founder of HelpMeetSingles.com.
		You can see here he's not a Nazi.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, his wife's ethnic.
unidentified		True.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So, yeah, but hey, listen, I'm going to read you this.
		It says a lot about where the church is at today.
		I was fired as a pastor on Sunday.
		Yes, I was fired last year on the Lord's Day too.
		Baptists are big on work of necessity, like muzzling an ox in the ditch.
		In the past five years as a pastor, I've been fired from three churches and resigned from a fourth amidst calls for my termination.
		In every case, I was fired for upsetting the church ladies, often both sexes.
		That's a very funny thing.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I bet it was.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that was a funny statement.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Well, men don't go get you fired for something.
		It's going to be the women.
		If someone's getting fired, it's because the women got upset.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But he said the church ladies of both sexes.
		That's a pretty funny line.
		This guy's got a fancy face.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I missed that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the church ladies of both sexes.
unidentified		Preach.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Time and time again, these ladies oppressed their husbands, deacons, and elders to put me under discipline to force me into a struggle session where I must apologize for offending them, gravel for a second chance, and agree to all kinds of restrictions on what I can do, say, and do.
		Once I refuse these sinful, controlling demands, they inevitably demand my head on a platter.
		The church ladies, so he's put ladies in quotes because it's the feminine men in the church.
		That's what he's talking about.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		These are feminine men.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Church is full of that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Always get what they want.
		I'm seeing a lot of solid discussions right now addressing the epidemic of cucked church leaders who put good men under church discipline for fake sin while ignoring the real sins of women, all in an effort to keep their church ladies happy.
		It's the men who are cucked to their wives.
		Church ladies means men who are cucked to their wives, right?
		So as a pastor, I represent the other side of this equation.
		What we must understand is that at present, there's virtually no place in evangelicalism for any uncucked men.
		It's true.
		Whether he's not.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I was saying that for years, man.
		That's why, I mean, yeah, I was like, dude, the very last time, one of the last times I went to church, I've been to Mass a few times with my Catholic friend, but I basically have not been to church in like seven years.
		One of the last times I went, they got some woman.
		She was like one of the high school pastors, got up on stage and preached to everyone.
		And she's like pointing fingers at the men and like crying on stage and like a whole emotional thing.
		And I was sitting there kind of coming to my senses and I was like, you know, I don't need to sit here and take this abuse.
		Like, I don't know you, bitch.
		Like, I didn't do shit to deserve this.
		And I just got up and walked out of church.
		And now in retrospect, I'm like, wow, I would never sit in a church and listen to a woman preach to me.
		I would not, I mean, nowadays I know immediately that that is.
		And do you remember that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you remember when you were like 14 and you're sitting there and some guy's like, hey, it's a purity conference, the girls on the right, the men on the left, which is the opposite politically.
		And then you're like, they're like, you know, I know you guys are looking at internet porn and you're like, actually, Cassandra over there.
		By the way, I'm 14 at the time.
		This is not pedophilic shit.
		Okay.
		I'm 14 at the time.
		To clarify, when I was 14, I liked 14-year-old girls and I thought they were hot.
		Now I like adult women, particularly my wife.
		But we'll clarify.
unidentified		True, true, true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm 14 years old.
		You're seeing a hot 14-year-old and you're like, and she's like there in like gray sweatpants where they fold them over the top.
		Like they're too long.
		They fold them so tighter on their ass.
		And they're sitting there like that, like wearing a crop top, no bra, nipples out.
		And you're like 14, you're like, so I'm a bad guy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		So bad, I'm a guy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not supposed to look at porn, but Stacey's in her underwear at 6 a.m. purity conference.
		I'm not thinking about porn.
		I'm actually trying to have sex with Cassandra.
		But like, you go, and then I thought that stopped, but I thought that stopped.
		I've been out of church for years.
		I went back to an evangelical church when I first got to Florida here.
		And which one?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Do you know?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I left because I wanted to stay married.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was like, we're near FAU here.
		And I was like, damn, are we in a, are we in an Instagram selfie contest?
		It's selfie booths at the church.
		And you're like, dude, and girls are dressing away.
		Like, I even asked, I even asked at the Catholic Mass I've go to.
		I was like, hey, what's a dress code?
		Can I come in in shorts?
		I just had a busy day.
		I was like, in Florida, you can.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's not like most churches.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		In Florida, you can.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It makes sense.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's very hot here.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It is.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But he's like, yeah, in Florida, you can.
		Maybe not, not Northeast, but here you can.
		And I was like, what about girls?
		He's like, dude, the priests are trying to be celibate, but they're still men and they still have male desires.
		So women should cover up.
		You know, they're trying to say celibate.
		And I'm like, yeah, fair enough.
		There's no pressure on women in the Republican political side to leave and to shut up.
		There's no pressure on women in the church side to shut up and to cover up.
		There's no pressure on women anywhere in any conservative circle.
		It's just like, hey, there are the church ladies, which are the women who push the feminism and the men who tolerate and allow it.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I literally wrote an entire chapter in my book that I forgot to bring out called The Church of Feminine.
		What you're saying, we've feminized the church by letting the women come in and take charge.
		They're not supposed to.
		The church was an institution ordained by God for literally the expansion of the gospel all over the world.
		And men were tasked with that.
		It's not like God was going, you know, well, women, you just can't do it.
		But he's like, I created you for something else.
		You're not supposed to do it.
		And inadvertently, yes, that means you can't do it.
		That's how it works.
		That's why churches that are run by female pastors are terrible because they're not churches anymore.
		It's just a glorified Bible study.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's a joke.
		And I take it beyond church.
		Like, there's almost no situation in which women should be speaking over men.
		Maybe they can teach the Bible study for the children, but the country's super cucked.
		And a lot of these Christians are just as cucked as everyone else.
		Christianity has a feminism problem.
		I mean, so does Islam.
		I know Myron Gaines has talked about Islam has a feminism problem at this point, too.
		We got these women not wanting to wear burqas anymore.
		And gonna have to put them back in burqas before they do OnlyFans, you know?
		We have to protect them from themselves.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		They're gonna do OnlyFans regardless.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Was it Mia Khalifa was like the first Muslim porn?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I can't believe you don't drink.
		You're the most sound most drunk on every episode.
		I swear to God, I like, I love eating.
		I like drinking out of a water.
		That's was that water?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's a water.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm totally joking.
		No, no, but it is vodka, actually.
		No, but joke, jokes aside, you're actually the most sober person ever on any episode.
		But at the same time, at the same time, but jokes aside, is like, dude, I agree with you because I want to get back to this Matt stuff for a second because it's very important.
		Before we talk about that, I want to remind you guys something very, very interesting.
		Do not forget, in the midst of this, ladies and gentlemen, I'm thrilled to announce my enthusiastic endorsement of something that isn't getting you drunk, but it's going to wake you up every morning.
		It's called at the heart of America, Blackout Coffee.
		It's a family-owned business.
		It began seven years ago as a humble garage company.
		They've earned over 32,000 five-star reviews.
		Like Mark Driscoll, I'm like him, where he says, I'm only one and five-star reviews.
		That's a good quote, right?
		You ever heard of him?
		Yeah, I only get one and five-star reviews.
		He always says that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Mark Driscoll says that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he says, I only get one in five stars.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't get anything else.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He hates Catholics, but that is a based quote.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Who cares?
		He's cool.
		I like them.
		It's true.
		Do you know that one time Mark Driscoll, they like tried to like, they like, I forget the exact story, but like to try to like ruin his life, they had a porn bus do like a gangbang in a bus they were filming and like Charlie drive past his family or his church or something to like like encapsulate them.
		They're crazy people.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Is this his first church in like Seattle?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Because he had a big church there and the women tried to overthrow it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Everyone's been against Mark Driscoll.
		I'm on Team Mark Driscoll anyway.
		I'm on Team Mark Driscoll.
		I don't care if he's off on the Jews.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		There's a few things I can't fully get on board with about him, but at least it seems like he's a fighter.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's a man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's a man.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		At least he seems to be pro-men.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		See, I give him a guy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's a man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He saved my life.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		He seems to be awake on the woman question, Mark.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He saved my life.
		But that's why, you know, what saved my life second time?
		I was dying in Vietnam and I had blackout coffee.
		And it saved my life.
		I drank it and it stopped the bleeding of my arms.
		I literally, this will uncircumcise you.
		Your foreskin will grow back.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		What happens if you already have foreskin?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Well, then what?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Then that would not.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Do you know someone with foreskin?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's one hoodie that she can't steal, right?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's what you got to think.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know anyone with our complexion that isn't, that's our age, it's not.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Bro, no one has their foreskin, man.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		We all got robbed out of the womb, bro.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, I'm against that.
		You don't have foreskin.
		There's no way.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		This nigga's uncircumcised.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The foreskin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You have foreskin.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Clip that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Somebody clip that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You have four skin.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		This nigga has foreskin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There's no, you have foreskin.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Do you really?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Are you making this up?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my parents loved me and they weren't psyoped.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Foreskin gang, we up.
unidentified		Blackout, man.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's awesome.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Blackout coffee 20% off.
		We'll regrow your foreskin.
		He didn't have it two weeks ago.
		Now he has it back.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's true, but he gave me the black bag, which means mine's going to commit more crime.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's the light roast dog.
		That's the deception between the crime stats.
		Dark roast is white.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I see it now.
		I just saw black in the back, and I assumed that.
		You know what I mean?
		I was like, this one's going to rob me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, anyway, we're not getting that sponsor to stick around.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We just lost that sponsor.
unidentified		Next time when you talk about our coffee, can you not bring up circumcision or foreskin, please?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can you not tie our brand to I think I'm the only person that medically believes in circumcision, but also I don't think that the modern ways they do it is right.
		I think it's wrong the way they do it.
		They use a ring method where it naturally falls off by restricting blood flow.
		I don't think the way that Jews do it is bad.
		I think for in terms of like cleanliness, and not the reason why I remember this controversy a while ago, the reason why white people don't spread, the reason why dude STDs are not a white problem.
		So white people don't have STDs because we're circumcised.
		It's not a joke.
		Look at the numbers, it's.
		Black people are not just crime stats, it's also STDs.
		And Hispanics are mixed circumcised, depending if they're Catholic or not.
		So they actually have problems with, like they're a little bit less.
		But circumcision that the best factor that you can find medically.
		This, and everyone knows of a medical background is directly related to circumcision.
		And I'm not promoting promiscuity by any means or saying you should, but men will fuck, that's just true.
		That's going to happen.
		And the thing is, it's like, I'm not about the diaper thing.
		And, like, yes, dicks can fall off from like lack of hygiene, like Brazil or something and like the favelas, but like when you're like in the West, there's not a good excuse.
		However, if you got a Chad guy, maybe Gen Z will disagree with this, but I'm like this.
		Look at the rates of STDs.
		That's because men are circumcised.
		I promise you, and I promise you, I promise you, the only reason why white men have STDs, if you take gay men out of the equation, if you remove Brayden out, we just don't even have that.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because we're not.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		So, what about the white women who sleep with black guys and then white guys?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's what I was saying.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's the only white women.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		They end up in a gutter somewhere, anyways, and then they're not back.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's what you have those creams that cover the black guys.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Makes sense.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Black guys, black guys, they say.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Am I wrong?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No, you're probably not.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I was going to say, no, it's not a joke.
		It's kind of like the crime sets.
		When you take girls who play in the mud out of the equation and you take guys who play out of the mud pit out of the equation, you end up with the almost non-grata, non-sequid, or statistically insignificant amount of STDs that exist in the white community because of circumcision.
		And that's the only main thing that I think.
		And I also believe there's a few other reasons why too.
		But people will disagree with me forever.
		I think that I actually support the non-circumcision community because they do it out of their hatred for a certain religion.
		And I think it's fine.
		However, I think it's where it's like people just don't get that like the way they do it with the sucking of the blood and the knives and stuff that's all stupid.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Pretty sure it's banned in Florida to talk about.
		The practice isn't banned, but you can't actually say the name of what it is.
		DeSantis was pushed by Benjamin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I lost a girlfriend once for being in support of that.
		And one time I got a girlfriend and then I found out she was half Jewish.
		So I'd broke up with her.
unidentified		Jeez.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But only half of the time.
ben shapiro ▲ ● ▼		You got it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm joking.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That never happened.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		There's some hot Jewish girls out there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's not talk about that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is that true?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		There's some.
		Yeah, there's some.
		I lost my virginity to a Jewish girl when I was 23.
		But we don't have to talk about it.
		We don't have to talk about that.
		Let's go back to talking about it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They call me a lie Jew for reasons.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Let's go back to massive.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's the subversion.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The subversion is subversion.
		No, no, but that's a very unpopular opinion I have that people don't agree with.
		But I feel like working in epidemiology for a while, I have found that I have never seen in any case study serious infections, passive infections on circumcised individuals.
		And I feel like whites have superiorly pushed SDs out of their system when they traditionally had big problems with syphilis, gonorrhea.
		We pushed it out to the bottom.
		We pushed it out.
		And I just agree that, you know, can a ninja enjoy a hot blonde without dying at 23?
		You know what I'm saying?
		Can we do that?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I personally do that.
		I think it'd be cool if I had my foreskin right now.
		But there's nothing wrong with that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What would you do with it?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You can't.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I just.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Could you put a Zin inside?
unidentified		No.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen that guy on Instagram that does that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't watch that kind of stuff.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You do.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		My page is pretty.
		I built this algorithm brick by brick.
		There's an Indian.
		Where you bricked while you built it.
		How else are you supposed to build?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		There's a guy on India, in India, with a Blackberry camera, and he films himself going like this.
		And then he just stands there until he basically passes out.
		And that's the video.
		And I send it to my brother and my friends every time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When does he get hit by a train?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He stays inside.
		So for now, he's safe.
		God, we know that they are their natural predators.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You got to send that video to me.
		But I don't know.
		I think there's just, you have more protection around your area if you have your foreskin.
		I feel like there's the only thing that's more protected.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like a coat over your Modern incel, like weird reactionary shit that is just people like, there's people like not.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		We're born that way, though.
		True, we're born that way.
		God intended us to have that.
		So why are we cutting it off?
		And then a rabbi sucks it.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		We should demand foreskin reparations.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I want my foreskin back.
		Some rabbi doctor owes me money.
		How about that?
		That's what I want.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, we're not born with TRT, but I advise it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But here's the deal.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So, you know, it's like, come on, what's your problem here?
		No, we're born with a lot.
		Yeah, we're born into sin.
		We're like, we're born propensity towards murdering each other.
		It's like, that's like, we're born with a lot of things.
		However, I will say this about cleanliness, that is true, but it's also like, yeah, with modern hygiene, there's not as much of an excuse for it in terms of like, if you're very hygienic, and there is the amount, look up the amount of young boys who have to have their penises amputated every year in the world from not being circumcised.
		It's alarming.
		But also very big, but it's not very big in Western countries.
		However, people know that my name was Schaeferstein as I was born with that name, actually.
		That's a very boring.
		It's never going to be popular.
		I'm never going to convince anyone.
		And the people that hate me are going to use this to continue to hate me.
		So congratulations.
		I don't give a fuck.
		I just dealt with payroll for two days and contracts in my company so you guys can all die.
		Anyways, that being said, Matt Walsh.
unidentified		Yeah, let's start learning about foreskins.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, we're talking about Jewish stuff, you know?
		So Matt Walsh came in with a unification strategy over these text messages.
		Matt Walsh said, you know, the right doesn't stick together.
		That's our biggest problem by far.
		We've removed the foreskin from our movement, right?
		Conservatives are quick to denounce each other, jump on dog piles, disavow, attack their allies.
		I said a few weeks ago that we all need to band together in the wake of Charlie's death.
		And the answer I got back from a lot of people on the right was basically no.
		Well, okay then, guys.
		We'll just lose instead.
		The left will keep up the United Front and defend their guys no matter what until we keep throwing each other to the wolves at every opportunity.
		Great plan.
		Okay, so this is what Ben was mad about.
		Now, I've been saying something like this for years.
		And I actually said this on a show with him on another show.
		I've actually been telling these guys this stuff forever.
		Like, they've been telling me Nick Funtes was bad for a long time.
		These guys have always said this to me.
		Bad for the movement in person, bad for this, bad for that.
		I've been saying, why?
		Like, everyone got mad at me because back I was the first person on the right, the mainstream to interview the guy after he got canceled.
		And, you know, like, what does that mean?
		It's like, now he's on Tucker.
		It's like, so I didn't care.
		I've always been about the movement, not about the, like, even then, it was kind of adversarial, but like, I didn't know about him.
		You know, I had my script written for me.
		The network wrote it for me.
		They told me what I had to say to interview him.
		It was like, you can interview him on these terms, right?
		It has to, you have to say these disclaimers.
		Like, you know?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's gay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It is gay, but it's gay now.
		But it's kind of like gay in the 80s was two men holding hands.
		And now that's straight in 2025.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like things have gotten really gay.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Gay now is like super AIDS running around.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Peeing in men's mouths at Bergheim.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Saw that clip on TikTok?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I did see that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No idea.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		The gay parade.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		There was like a whole gay parade and dudes walking around naked in front of children and then like guys handing out in a little kiddie pool, giving blowjobs and having grown men piss on them like in public in front of everybody.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		And like the reporter Taylor Hansen was there.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he does all of that stuff.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he was just filming, yeah, just literal gay sex happening in broad daylight.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Where was this?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I feel like, I feel like, you know what's funny?
		I feel like this way it's useless.
		Like back in 2018, I filmed a couple of gay parades to when we're going to expose the woke thing.
		And I exposed a guy rubbing his penis across a kid's shoulder, walking past it in a crown royal bag.
		I called the cops on him and they said they couldn't do anything with San Francisco.
		You gotta watch the old country.
		It's actually up.
		We should put it back up.
unidentified		It's crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's blurred and stuff.
		That's and like men with horse masks on with cock rings on with like 10-inch dicks like wiggling them at kids and stuff.
		This has been happening for a long time.
		A lot of people saw this stuff.
		I was nice enough to blur it all.
		And now people just put on X. What is that?
		It's like, hey, look at this giant cock in a kid's face.
		Like, hey, probably shouldn't put that out and also blur that kid's face.
		Like, that's not good.
		You know, like, what's up with the right being like, yo, check out this naked gay sex scene inside of a congressional building.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's well, I think it's good to show that, hey, this has this happened.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		This is a thing that happens, but maybe just blur it.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you know what it is even when it's blurred.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Like, you don't have to see the high definition.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You can for sure blur it.
		Like, I understand what's going on.
		Just blur it.
		I would say just blur it.
		But I think it is good to know that that stuff's happening.
		That can radicalize someone.
		It's not hard to radicalize people with the footage we have available.
		I can show you like four videos and get you radicalized, you know?
		I just show you some black people doing their thing.
		And then, yeah, gay pride parade, trans pride stuff.
		There's like internet.
		It's so dark.
		You can find videos for days and days and days of just like gay men being naked in public, walking around.
		That happens like all the time.
		Or it's happened enough that there's hundreds of videos of that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's even crazier.
unidentified		He's got a shipment.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		After talking about pro-circumcision stuff, check this out.
		That's crazy.
		This just came in the mail.
		$7,000.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Seven grand?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Deposited.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
		No more, no less.
		Seven grand was just deposited for pushing circumcision on people.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I think circumcision could be really great.
		I think there's lots of benefits.
		And there we go.
		Okay.
		Maybe add a sound effect.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		We don't have a cash sound effect.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Now there's more people.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Are we going to talk some shit about Matt Walsh?
unidentified		No.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Is that a good thing?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well, I want to ask you that.
		So, Matt is saying what I've been saying for a long time.
		It's like, you know, they take their weird gays and they give them parades, right?
		And we take our people and we push them to the back.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		We cuck them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are we learning?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are we learning?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		We have Rudusau.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		De Xavier Rousseau Day.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Xavier Rudusau Day.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's big.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm gonna bring that up today.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		So we're gonna totally destroy the left because now we have Xavier Rudusau Day.
		This is so good.
		He's one of the greatest defenders Israel has at the moment.
		You musty anti-Semites.
		Did you see that video of him like drinking coffee?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You must sell all of them.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
unidentified		He's like drinking coffee and he's like, you musty anti-Semites.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I'll live in your mom's basement.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Now walk with me.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		And he does a gay walk.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Hollandale Beach is like probably, what, 20 minutes from 20 minutes from me?
unidentified		See this?
unidentified		This was a they told you, look, they gave him a.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So here's Xavier.
		We love Xavier.
		We don't speak any crimes and we love, we love Xavier.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, I think he's great.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's the best.
		He's the best thing that the Israeli lobby has in America.
		We're really happy that this is what's going on.
		Very, very happy.
		You know, he said under Max Blumenthal, he said that I was a musty-ass podcaster who cheated on a pregnant wife and escaped to another country to avoid accountability.
		And I go, paste?
		No, I'm just kidding.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was like, where do these narratives come from?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, hey, hey, that's pretty, that's a good, that's a very, that's a very interesting thing.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Very creative.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Very creative.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I just want to know.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		What's the obsession with body odor and like gay black guys?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because they smell musty.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Uses the word musty all the time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you still do like the chafing knees, like non-shea butter ass, like crinkly joints.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're like, dude, this is stuff we don't know what you're talking about.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		This is not a new problem.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We shower.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The difference is we shower.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Musty.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We shower.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I have air conditioning in my house and I shower.
		I do, you know, it's my house is clean, man.
		There's nothing musty going on in my house.
		So, but Matt.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think about that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think about gay black men being the front end of the right-wing conversation?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's kind of, I don't know.
		It's gay.
		It's sad.
		It's like they get him.
		So, hey, no, I'm not racist or homophobic.
		Look at this gay black man.
		He's my best friend.
		He's on my team.
		He loves Israel.
		So it's kind of the thing to fight back against the racism accusations.
		But in 2025, does anyone care about being called racist anymore?
		So someone like Xavier Rudusot, he's supposed to fight wokeness, but actually he has a job.
		Like he is a DEI hire.
		He's there to be a gay black man that we can point to and say, I'm not a racist or homophobic.
		Look at him.
		So he's kind of a yeah, I don't know.
		He's like the what DEI leads to is you got to hire someone like that to escape the allegations.
		But yeah, I don't give a shit about.
		Oh, and then that's the other.
		Also a gay black man.
		They do this.
		Oh, yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		We need to bring him out.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's what you got to do.
		I like, I don't know who I like less or like more, that one or Xavier.
		But yeah, I don't know.
		It's just a job.
		He's just working.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can we ask you about something else?
		So Officer Talmud bring this up.
		Officer Talmud retweeted Max Blumenthal.
		So my life is watching a black guy argue with a liberal Jew my entire life.
		I'm so so disappointed in myself.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Monday through Friday.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dumbest guy on the internet.
		Max Blumenthal said Palestinians are emerging from Israeli torture dungeons with missing limbs, one blinded, and some with harrowing testimonies of rape at the hands of Israel torturers.
		And he said, dumbest guy on the internet, which I said, you don't remember the grape video and the Israelis fighting to free the perp?
		NBC News reported in 2024, U.S. Decry's reported sexual abuse of Palestinian prisoners after graphic video aired on Israeli TV.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Mind you, they protested to allow this to continue to happen.
		Yeah, what do you think?
		This was a thing that actually took place.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you mean about black men in the right wing who are used to defend Israel?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's, I don't know, just goy slop.
		That's just more goislop.
		Officer Talmud is what we call him.
		Like, you have no.
		How do you why are you even talking about Israel, dude?
		Um, I mean, because that's it's that's his job, I guess.
		That's what he's saying.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But why are black people?
		Let me ask you this.
		So you and I can have a conversation, right?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We think the same things.
		You have nothing to live for because you're a white man who's been disenfranchised, pushing the corners of the internet.
		And the last thing you can do is just let people know that we're all trying to say the N-word.
		And you've done a good job at that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Thank you.
		Yeah, I do it for the boys.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It was the best N-word I've ever heard in my life.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		And of course, edits from it were fantastic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Nincompoop.
		Of course, the word nincompoop was really good.
		No, but when you sit here's a white man now, Officer Talmud is making millions.
		I know how much money is million.
		Do you know how much money?
		Okay, I can't say this.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I would like to know how much money he, because my content's better than him, and I'm cooler than millions.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		He makes way more money than he's making millions.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I was going to say, I'm not making any money.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You see his house.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I think it's in Arizona.
unidentified		Millions.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		And he's not dog here.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Probably has a white wife.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yes, yeah, yes.
		But don't tell me I'm doxxing.
		You have a state where you live.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You can literally look him up.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Turning point.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's online.
		Turning point is in Arizona.
		They always say this to me: you dox me.
		It's like people like, you know, Elijah's in Florida now.
		It's like, that's not doxing someone.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know, you announcing the state that you're in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I'm in Florida.
		I'm in Boca Raton.
		I'm literally, there's only a few places you can find me.
		I carry a gun.
		I'll shoot you in the fucking head.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Stand your ground, Laws.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you threaten me, if you threaten me, if you threaten me with a weapon, it's key.
		But I will say, long story short, what do you think about these?
		What would you call them?
		Like, whites or Shaboskoy?
		What do you call these black guys who do the biddings of Jewish people and are their slaves?
		What do you think about that?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's probably kind of hard to find them.
		Like to find a black person that would be good at doing that.
		That's actually like a lot harder to find than finding a white person that could defend Jews.
		But yeah, I don't know.
		They're also Shabboskoy, black Shaboskoy.
		I mean, black people hating on white people and black people being racist towards whites and wanting reparations and whatnot.
		That's just the bot.
		You're just a fucking bio-weapon.
		And like you're getting used by the Jewish people to do this.
		Black people are going to get replaced as well.
		Okay.
		As this country gets worse for white people, it will also get worse for black people.
		I think black people should stop falling for the Jewish propaganda and support white people.
		If I was black in this country, I'd want to see a white Christian man rise to power.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Your arm was going up.
		What was that little like little dolphin?
		Dolphin swooping swoop.
		Like a stock market.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's just going up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like dolphin swoop.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I was just saying, rise to power, like it's just a graph.
unidentified		It's a graph.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I'm just doing a graph.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		What do you think about the black lights?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like this.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Real lights then.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait, are you telling me right now?
		Are you telling me right now you're reading this?
		You're reading Michael Hennessy's chart right here of U.S.-Venezuela military engagement on polymarket.
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		All right.
		I wanted to switch the conversation to women.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Let's go.
unidentified		Nice.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		We're going to talk some shit right now.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No, we're going to talk about how much we love them, how amazing they are.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Perfect.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I think they're hot.
		I can talk about how hot they are.
		Why?
		I think women are hot, dude.
		I think, yeah, I think men are the, you know, where we do the work.
		We work.
		And then women are hot.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Here we go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Today, we are talking about, we don't have to play that.
unidentified		We're talking about women.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
		They have tips.
		They have butts.
unidentified		And those things that we make babies in that we can't see on YouTube.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		All right.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You can't say that on YouTube?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, we could.
		They have a ginas.
		I was just, it didn't hit.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that makes sense.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You got the rhyming.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But they don't hit.
		No, so a post came out.
		I wonder about women.
		It's very interesting.
		So this very nice woman named Ryuska.
		Look at her face.
		She's very cute.
		She's very nice.
		I say this respectfully, right?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I can already tell she's a slut.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I can already see it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Her dad is not in her life.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Her dad is not in her life.
unidentified		No way.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No girl with self-respect takes a photo like that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I respect it.
		She said that, right?
		She said, she says, I'm a paleontologist.
		It's going viral, by the way.
		Read that right there.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Paleontologist with a PhD, come talk to Dino Mommy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's gone viral with 15.8 million views.
		Okay.
		This is the picture in mind here.
		Dyno Mommy.
		What's crazy to me about this is she's wearing a bra and there's still, you know, we'll just, we'll just, we'll save you guys the gooners here.
		We'll hear it.
		We'll save, we'll save the problems here.
		No, we'll save that.
unidentified		There you go.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't like the tattoos.
		She could be, and like, what a waste of fucking time.
		This could have been somebody's wife.
		She could be having white, you know, beautiful white babies.
		And instead, she's a dyno mommy.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		She's throwing her away.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Just wasting all of her eggs doing not just something worthless, but something worse than worthless.
		This isn't good for anybody, you know, doing pornography.
		That's not good for anybody.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, she says that she's into discovering and dusting off bones.
		So that's interesting.
		But Dino Mommy says that she can take a long neck.
		But I also, I think what's interesting is, I have a lot of jokes here, but you seem prepared.
unidentified		I could keep joking, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyways, it always looks big in the hands of a small arm T Rex, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyways, but we'll just keep going.
unidentified		We keep going.
unidentified		We won't.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's why the gay guys go to San Francisco to the children's parades.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I actually want to bring someone to discussion on women.
		I want to get your opinion on this.
		This woman has a PhD, but yet she relies on her Ph double D's instead to get attention to the gooners.
		As I quote, the patron saint, Sarah Stock, said, Gooning is not a human right.
unidentified		Based.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I like it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know if I agree with that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Well, if I'm going to do it in my dreams, who's going to stop me?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You're going to come check me.
unidentified		That's true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When you don't goon, you have dreams.
		Your dreams are not like Jay.
		I mean, what's his name?
		Martin Luther King Jr.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		They're not his dreams.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They're not his dreams.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Your dreams are very different.
unidentified		It's true.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		But that's not a sin.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I choose to believe it's not a sin.
		Lord, have mercy on my soul.
		But if I'm just dreaming and there's like some naked women in my dreams, like whatever.
		That's a dream, dude.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's a good thing.
		We're women.
		Glad you clarified.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, no, naked women only in my dreams.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No naked dudes in my dreams.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're not naked besides you?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Maybe I do, but I don't like to see that because I'm in it.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I'm in the dream.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm in the discussion on women, though.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to ask you.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Let's.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So I brought this up.
		This is not a goon section.
		This is like truth.
		It was like, it was funny because it's like, hey, I have a PhD.
		And as if any guy cared about that.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		As if any guy cared about the fact that you're an influencer and you're selling, you know, clothing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why do every get-whether I care?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's a bad thing.
		If I meet a girl and I like her and then I find out she's an influencer, it's like, ah, it's over.
		Influencer.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've dated some and been around some, and I'm not there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I will say, not everyone thinks that way, but we'll leave it to them.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		An influencer or been with a black guy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		There's a lot of things.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Been with a black guy's worse for sure.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's significant.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can save an influencer.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can't.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, she's been with a black guy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's like what is going back with it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, this girl's not been.
		She's the only a black guy I've been with.
		Because they usually have, they usually have like more of a plasticky face.
		When she gets more filler, she's been with one.
		The amount of filler in a woman's face is correlation to how many black men that have been inside of her.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Or if they just have weird, fuzzy sweatpants, like those.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know what I'm talking about?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what you're talking about, but I believe you.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		The ghetto sweatpants.
unidentified		You guys don't know what that is.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like sweatpants.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but no, But there's like a specific type of like hot pink.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, the ones that say pink on them.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Those.
unidentified		Like the ghetto's black black girl thing.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		That's true.
		That is ghetto.
		I know what he's talking about.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to ask you about women.
		I want to talk to you about your opinions on women.
		I think it's kind of interesting.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, I can talk about that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So she has a PhD and she's, we can bring her back on a second.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		What if she's AI?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		What if she's not actually real?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, she's real.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll cut off the diplomacles right there so that we just keep it very, very PG.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But, you know, she has a page, which you would click on it.
		Nope, it's not AI.
		And you will see more.
		You will see something that will get your paleontology degree going because those fossils will be deboned.
		You know what I mean?
		I'm just saying.
		So don't go to that page.
		However, I will say, it's going viral.
		And a lot of people pointed out that women, no matter what with their education, have to use their sexuality to try to get attention.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, where men use humor and life and whatever.
		And when men should be fit, we're expected to be fit.
		Women are not hot.
		But if they are hot, then they use that to manipulate men and to give them attention and money.
		And that's basically it.
		As a man, you have to have some other reason than being hot, usually, to get ahead.
		And if you only use being hot to get ahead, you're usually gay.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		It's just like the whole thing's a joke.
		Like women should not have the option to do anything.
		But you can like be a wife and a mother, or you can be a nun, would uh, or like a uh, that would solve a lot of our problems or maybe a nurse, but but like that's it as far as women working go.
		She's a paleontologist great, like some.
		If we need a paleontologist, we can get some man to be a paleontologist and he'll do a better job.
		Like he's also not trying to promote you know porn yeah, and he's not gonna turn it into an only fan thing, he's just gonna do the job.
		Like women in the workforce is a joke.
		They should be focused on, they should be married, young and having families like this is all such a waste of time, it's all so worthless.
		A man could have done this and then and then, if women weren't flooding the workforce, there would be More jobs and jobs would pay more.
		Like everything has been ruined by women going to work and they don't even like the work in the first place.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to back you up on that.
		Watch this video here.
		So women were asked questions, basic questions, basic knowledge, like martini bar.
		I think they call them like martini facts or something like that.
		What's it called?
		Cocktail party facts, right?
unidentified		I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so they used to call them before Gen Z stopped drinking.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		True statement.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's very true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're on the internet instead, which isn't any better.
		We don't drink.
		Yeah.
		You're on TikTok.
		It's not better.
		Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Valid.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'd rather drink and make mistakes.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		People are bummed we didn't talk about.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		People are bummed.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		We moved on from Matt Walsh to.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We'll go back.
unidentified		All right.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		We'll go back to Matt Walsh.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Don't worry, guys.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I read the chat.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I love to.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Don't worry, chat.
		Okay.
		Sorry.
		Let's continue.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We have to keep the show going.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Sorry for the interruption.
		What are we talking about right now?
		We can talk some more shit on women.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Here we go.
		Here we go.
		So they were asked basic questions.
		Women are given a 10-second advanced start to the men to answer the questions on basic knowledge.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Watch this.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Second head start.
unidentified		What U.S. founding father was a scientist who captured lightning.
unidentified		Go ahead.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
		What is that?
		I'm going to ask you guys first.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Benjamin Franklin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Benjamin Franklin.
unidentified		Captured lightning.
unidentified		U.S. founding father.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There's two of them, too.
unidentified		Isaac Newton.
unidentified		I'm just going to guess.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Founding father of America.
unidentified		Benjamin Franklin.
unidentified		Benjamin Franklin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The non who's coming in.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		The study of living organisms.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
unidentified		Study of living organisms.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Biology.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Name three countries.
unidentified		Science.
		Isaac.
		Biology.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They don't even have an answer.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		They're not even guessing yet.
unidentified		I didn't take that in college.
		All right, girls.
		What U.S. city has Broadway?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Broadway's New York.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Nashville.
		No.
		Tennis, New York City.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Nashville has Broadway streets.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Broadway street isn't in Broadway.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		See, she said it too.
		Wow.
		Well, you may have just outsmarted me.
unidentified		Honky Tonk Highway.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Broadway, Nashville is also known as Honky Tonk Highway.
unidentified		Good job.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		12 is what percentage is.
		Actually, Mendoza is on there too.
		Mendoza and I went to Honky Tonk Highway, and we may or may not have had, I don't drink whiskey at all.
		And we may have had some whiskey there.
		And like, you have to have whiskey.
		You'd become a cowboy there overnight.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		I do whiskey too normally too.
		But yeah, we were in the with the Kid Rocks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Kid Rocks old one.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I was in the new one.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I got to speak to a group of YRs there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was YRs.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Well, YRs.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Well, we got too drunk and then ended up hanging out with a bunch of YNs.
unidentified		So drinking literally.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And whenever, what's up with white guys getting too drunk and then ending up going to like flash gang signs with black people?
		Because that's like a real thing.
		It's not a joke.
		It's not a joke.
		It's more like it's a getting to danger.
		You know, like people have guns and stuff.
		Like, let's see how close we can get with these people without dying.
		Like, that's a real, it's not a joke.
		You get drunk.
		You're like, how cool is going to get to death?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I've had, I just autistically have almost got myself killed several times because I'm drunk at a party and I'm saying something and I offend someone without even trying.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And then like, yeah, like you said, what's up with the N-word?
		I've done that before many times.
		And it turns out blacks don't like to be called that by whites.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I didn't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I forget every time.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I had some guy's whore girlfriend tell me, oh, I could beat you in a fight.
		And I was like, I don't care that you're taller than me.
		Like, you could not beat me in a fight.
		I would absolutely kick your ass.
		Dom Luker, I got a picture with him, too.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that was dog f ⁇ ing.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to tell you who I thought that was.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did you see the wig nuts?
unidentified		Dude.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		The what?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The wig nuts.
		I had to bring this up.
		Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
		This is some funny ass shit.
		Hold up.
		Sorry.
		I've had a day, guys.
		We're allowed to have a day here.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I've had on several occasions.
		I've had people want to kill me or kick my ass because I just offended them and I wasn't even trying to is what's crazy.
		It was on accident.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you see this, though?
		The WigNats put this up.
		Race is a construct.
		It was like, Wignats are the problem.
		And then it's like, the Tates, sex traffickers, Fuentes, Mexican, or Flood Elfari.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That case was thrown out.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		The Tates are not sex traffickers.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		God bless the Tate brothers.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And Fuentes is partially Mexican.
		But also, Myron's base as fuck.
		I love Myron.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Myron knows what's up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Everyone says there's a name that was Arab.
		It's like, dude, he was in the HSI.
		Stop.
		You also have Sneeko, which we made up.
		You have a Lucas Cage, 80 IQ Italian.
		So I told you, whites don't view Italians as actual whites.
		It's a real statement.
		I don't really either, but they're wide enough.
		They're wide enough.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		They're like Italian neighbors over black neighbors.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But yes, obviously.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But they still have a little bit of that minority Klansman mentality of like, they're like too insular where they're like, to this day, my Italian friends won't marry a non-Italian.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		And then you have Korean guys.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Who's the gay guy?
		I'm cool.
		That's Kanye.
		Who's the guy in the green hat?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's Penrio.
		He's like one of the main AF people.
		He's like, he's super cool with me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And then they put me there with a black person because I thought that was a girl.
		They put me with a black person.
		Like, this guy has taken a picture with blacks.
		It's like, yes, I have.
		Look, have you?
		Look, I'm going to be honest.
		If you ever grow up in the West Coast or East Coast and you don't know black people, you didn't grow up on the West Coast or East Coast.
		However, if you didn't, you're based.
		But if you did, you probably just grew up in a normal city.
		Unless you're in Chicago, I could believe you grew up in Wisconsin or Oklahoma, not knowing any blacks.
		I could agree with that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		But if you live in LA, if you live in like people in California don't know about blacks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They don't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Not in San Diego.
unidentified		Only LA.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm from LA.
		And blacks ruined my life forever.
		And I am angry at them.
		And I need to make peace with God, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
		Take out the crucifix, go off the cross, kiss it, and say, God, holy God, Holy Almighty.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I mean, I mean, Lord, Lord, have mercy on all of our souls.
		But black people are out of control and they hate white people.
		And it's not.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They hate us.
		I grew up.
		Dude, they were so mean to me.
		Yeah.
		They grabbed my, my brother did call him a cotton picker, so they did beat him up after that.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		But at the same time, the word threw them into a fit of rage to be honest.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Always not hard.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Always.
		And I remember I told you when I dressed up as the ghost of the ghost of, I'm going to ask you this.
		Is this, what do you think about this?
		In Los Angeles, I dressed up as a ghost of Christmas Past who liked to party.
		So I had the ghost costume, put a party hat underneath.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Could ghosts not party?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I think ghosts can party.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Why wouldn't ghosts be allowed to party?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Wait, what's the question?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I put it on and I cut some holes for eyes.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, people thought you were a Klansman?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		They didn't like that one.
unidentified		What partying?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But then I but then I had to make friends with black people in school after that because they were trying to kill me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's a public school, by the way.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And so then I ended up making friends with this fat black Nigerian woman and pretend to be friends.
		Then people, this is really bad.
		So I'd hang out with her all the time because I'd be with a black girl all the time at lunch and breaks in order to no one wants to hang out with fat black women.
		They don't want to hang out.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't even want to look at them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, I'm not joking.
		For like my year in high school, I had to hang out with a fat black woman for like six months at lunch and break exclusively to avoid being killed by black people.
		I have experienced the bottom of the barrel.
		Would you ever hang out with a black woman to save your life?
		Yes or no?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		In that scenario, what high school is this?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		This is a high school in LA?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Correct.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		And you were one of the only white kids there?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It was like 30%.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		30% white?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, back in the 2000s.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It was really low.
		If it's less than 70% white, it starts to get bad.
		And then the white.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The kid was stabbed in the neck the first day.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We had several policies.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I'm homeschooling.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		White battle detectors.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		My kids are getting homeschooled.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		There's no way.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They don't battle detectors at all the high schools there, by the way.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Fuck that.
		I'm just not sending my kids.
		That's just don't even send your kids.
		Sending your white children to public school is like child abuse.
		I think sending any colored kid to public school is child abuse.
		They're going to learn how to be gay or learn that they might be a woman or something.
		But if you're white and you're sending your kid to a school with a ton of black people, like they could get stabbed.
		They could get killed.
		Like black people in this country hate white people and you need to know that or you could die.
		You could literally, it's, I know it's a meme now, but being racist could save your life.
		It's super true.
		You have to be racist nowadays.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my girlfriend's dog barks exclusively at black people and he's a big German shepherd.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Based.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		And she didn't even have to train him.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That was just instinct.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He was barking at me when I walked in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It was crazy.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Sorry, though.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		We have a lot of super chats on YouTube and then two or three, yeah, like three on Rumble that I don't think we regular.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, a couple super chats midstream here.
		Orthodox are 88.
		Let's go.
		Hayden, you were amazing on Bang Bus, and please run for governor.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what Bang Bus is, but I will be running for governor one day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You said Fresh and Fit.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Fresh and Fit.
		Oh, oh.
		I thought you said Bang Bus.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, you're way too drunk for this.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I'm not drunk at all.
		You said Bang Bus.
		You said what the Hayden, you were amazing on Bang Bus.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did I say that?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I thought, unless I'm taking crazy pills, I thought he said I was on Bang Bus.
		I wasn't on Bang Bus.
		I was on Fresh and Fit.
		That was different than Bang Bus.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I would never accuse you of that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's very rude.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I think that's what it's just not true, but it's whatever.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't care.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
		A Russian person said, driving from Florida to New Yorkistan.
		I'm in South Carolina right now on the 95.
		I'm South Carolina right now on the 95.
		Really appreciate you guys.
		Fuck the juice.
unidentified		Wow.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Amen.
		Amen.
		South Carolina is a cool place.
		Don't get a speeding ticket.
		Georgia's really bad with speeding tickets.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they do everything else except fight the crime.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We talked about that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's talk about the confetti, by the way.
		That was for the $20 there.
		Need some confetti.
unidentified		Boom.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		See that?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, oh, nice.
		Nice.
		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's confetti of color.
		It brings the color into the white.
		We always have to launch that when we have only white casts bring diversity through color.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that makes sense.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I'd rather have confetti than a murder or a double homicide.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So we do through confetti.
		But you talked about this before.
		The states with the worst black crime give the most speeding tickets.
		Talk about that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Well, if you have black people, you need to have a lot of cops because that's how it goes.
		So there's not as many.
		I've never gotten a speeding ticket, never been pulled over ever on the West Coast.
		And I've spent probably 24, 25 years on the West Coast.
		All of my speeding tickets, I maybe have three or four now.
		I've gotten them all on the East Coast, in Georgia, in South Carolina.
		There's cops everywhere.
		South Carolina and Georgia are police states.
		And they're not, this is what I always say.
		I know Nick Fuentes has talked about this.
		He calls it anarcho-tyranny, where we live in a police state and it's not even safe.
		There's plenty of crime.
		You're a cop.
		Can point you exactly which neighborhood you should go to to arrest black people.
		All right.
		But cops are not doing that.
		Cops are not going after the crime.
		Cops don't want to do their real jobs.
		They're going to get the Derek Chauvin treatment, get put in prison, lose their job, get killed themselves.
		If cops do their real job, they're in trouble, right?
		So instead of doing the real job, they just give out speeding tickets to white people.
		Your neighborhood's not safe.
		The government's putting Section 8 housing right down the street from you.
		Property value is going to plummet.
		You can't raise your white children in this area anymore because you got Section 8 niggs down the street ready to stab a white person.
		All the while, if you drive 10 miles an hour over the speed limit, you're going to get a $500 speeding ticket.
unidentified		Thanks for keeping us safe, officer.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Like, fuck cops.
		I am not cool.
		I am not even a little bit cool with cops.
		I have a gun.
		If I need to defend myself, I'll shoot somebody.
		And you know who would bust me for defending myself?
		A fucking cop.
		I'd rather not have them at all.
		I would genuinely rather not have any cops at all, be allowed to defend myself and drive how I want to.
		Like they've ruined driving, dude.
		You get a $500 speeding ticket.
		That ruins your week.
		And then you're like scared to drive your car anymore.
		Am I going to get another fucking $500 ticket for doing fucking nothing?
		The cops are not fighting the crime.
		They don't want to fight the crime.
		They want to do easy shit like giving speeding tickets to white people.
		Speeding tickets are just an extra tax on white people.
		Black people aren't going to pay speeding tickets.
		It's only white people that are going to take this abuse.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what they say cops are today?
		Cops are the pharmaceutical industry of the criminal justice industry.
		They're treating the symptoms, not the causes, so that you can stay a repeat customer and you keep the system going.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Well, and they're just, I mean, they're just doing bullshit out.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Driving 10 miles an hour over the speed limit, like that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Rolling a stop.
		By the way, this is a new thing.
		And this is not a joke.
		Do you know that in most states, not the state law, this just happened recently.
		They arrested one of the FBI directors of the state because he rolled a stop sign, didn't blow it.
		They arrested him, put him in jail.
		And you should watch the video.
		It's on the news last 24 hours.
		He's going, so what's going on?
		They're like, well, you rolled a stop sign.
		He goes, so why am I in handcuffs?
		Because you rolled a stop sign.
		He goes, there was no cars.
		So you're alleging that I did this.
		Why don't you give me a ticket?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Or I'll see you in court for the ticket anyway.
		Because I didn't roll the stop sign.
		Sir, under state law, we can put, they have like 10 cops now.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We can put you in jail.
		He goes, so, so am I, why am I being detained?
		He goes, you're not detained.
		You're under arrest.
		He goes, for what?
		They go, calm down, sir.
		Calm down.
		He goes, I am calm down.
		I'm saying, what?
		Why?
		I'm just trying to get to work.
		Why am I under arrest?
		It's an FBI agent.
		He goes, you roll the stops and he goes, okay.
		So an infraction traffic violation that you're alleging I did.
		Give me a ticket.
		I'll see you in court.
		And he goes, sir, he goes, can I please just be out of cuffs so I can go ahead and call a family member to pick up my car?
		He goes, sir, your car's being impounded.
		He goes, what?
		You decided to call someone.
		He goes, it's blocking an alley.
		He goes, but you told me to park right there.
		He goes, sir, it's being pounded.
		He goes, no, it's for what?
		He goes, you just committed a crime.
		He goes, this is an abuse of power.
		This is crazy.
		And there's like 12 more cops showing up.
		And he's like, I didn't do anything.
		I did nothing.
		Meanwhile, it's like blacks shooting people, raping women, gang raping women and alleys, bitch slapping, stabbing women in the neck.
		And they're like, sir, you're a white man and you didn't endanger anyone.
		We're going to use our police force for you.
		Why?
		Because the black, the black DA that they put into place, the black DA will prosecute you and the black jury.
		We'll prosecute you and put you in prison.
		So the cops are afraid of blacks when in reality, the blacks should be afraid of the cops.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		They just freed in Florida Jacoby Tillman, who if you, I don't know if you can guess what he looks like.
		A white liberal judge freed Jacoby Tillman after he went on a rampage and raped a girl in a park.
		He went to just assault her just to pick someone up by the throat to see how strong he was and then decided she's actually attractive enough.
		Let me do this.
		So he raped her and they just freed him.
		They're like $9,000 bail.
		Yeah, that's pretty light.
		But then you'll get a $500 ticket for or get your car impounded for rolling through a stop.
		No, allegedly.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's a joke.
		Like, it's actually a fucking joke.
		I'm serious.
		Fuck cops.
		They do not do their job.
		They just harass white people.
		I know a girl who used to live in Portland, Oregon on the 4th of July.
		She took two Roman candle fireworks onto the beach.
		Cops on the beach stopped her, asked her, can I check your bag?
		And just she was nice and went along with it.
		Sure, you can check my bag.
		She could have said no and kept walking.
		They check her bag.
		They say, oh yeah, that's illegal.
		Gave her a $750 fireworks ticket for having Roman candles on the beach on the 4th of July.
		Meanwhile, there's a bunch of Mexican kids and other non-whites on the beach shooting off Roman candles, but they pull her over and she's a white girl.
		They give her a $750 ticket.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is she the blonde white girl?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		They are going to fight back.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		So look, white people are the only one that are going to take that and cops know it and they target white people.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Cops hate white people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There was a blonde white girl recently.
		I'm not going to say what city because I want people to look it up.
		But she was like, she was like laying on the beach under a towel.
		And look, I know people are going to say this is inappropriate, but whatever.
		She had a small little vibrator and she just put it over her.
unidentified		She put it over her told story.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		But I'm saying this.
		It gets bad, though.
		I looked at the follow-up to what happened.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		She killed herself, right?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And she basically just like, she basically just like had a little vibrator vibrating, which is like, you put your phone there, it wouldn't matter.
		And the cops asked her, like, what were you doing?
		She was honest.
		She's like, look, I just had a little vibrator under my towel, whatever.
		And like, I shouldn't have done that.
		And the cops, the city releases the body cam footage of her admitting to this to the city on the local news.
		And she shot herself the next day.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And then she killed herself.
		She's like a beautiful 22-year-old girl.
		It's like, dude, a 22-year-old girl has a vibrator under a Tesla in public.
		And the cops asked her, they were walking on the beach.
		She wasn't even bothering anyone.
		It's like, what are you doing?
		She's like, oh, I'm sorry.
		I have a little vibrator.
		And they released it to the public.
		And then she killed herself.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Is that not just a direct attack on a white person?
		Hey, cops.
		There's actual crime.
		Like, why'd you become a cop in the first place?
		Was it to be a fucking meter maid and tell and wag your finger at white people?
		Like, there's actual crime going on.
		And what do cops do?
		They get a convince a white girl to kill herself.
		Well, publicly humiliate this white girl.
		And then she kills herself after.
		I mean, that's partly the city's fault, too.
		They went and just released the cop body cam footage.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, why?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		What the?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		How is that even legal?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Even the cop body cam footage of the guy who was arrested.
		Like, why are you, why are you like, like, I understand, like, serious body cam footage.
		Why are they releasing body cam footage to embarrass white people?
		That's a big thing.
		It's like, like, look, if a white person's like serious assault, you know, like, if it's like, hey, it's public interest, right?
		Like, like, there's like a confusion.
		Like, a white guy was shot or a black guy was shot.
		Everyone's like, dude, he was innocent.
		And everyone's like, demanding, kill the cops, kill the cops.
		Okay, let me release the body cam footage.
		Let's show you guys what happened.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		There was no reason to release the footage in this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A girl had a vibrator under her, under her, under a towel.
		It wasn't even public indecent exposure.
		It's like indecent activity, but the cops are who noticed or whatever.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's a ticket at Max.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, maybe it's like a ticket.
		Or just ask her to leave.
		Like, hey, don't do that here.
		Just go away.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Go to home.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You go home.
		It's a girl.
		Like, her cock's not out.
		You know, it's like, it's like, it's like, just relax.
		And it's like, you know, she killed herself.
		What was the point of that?
		Law and order?
		Law and order.
		Is it law and order?
		You know, it's like, it's like black people are murdering people in the streets and it's law and order.
		It's like the Kyle Rittenhouse effect.
		Everyone's mad about Kyle Rittenhouse protecting himself, but not mad about the Jewish pedophile trying to kill him.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's the problem.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's the problem.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		No, the whole thing is a joke.
		Cops, the system hates white people.
		Cops just, I just assume they hate white people.
		Their job is just to harass and be tyrants over white people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to clarify.
		Not all.
		There are very good cops out there who, and there are good police departments, including some in Florida.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Maybe like a cop in a small town.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, so there are some cops in very based counties in Polt, Florida, Polk County.
unidentified		Awesome.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Who's like, we know who's doing the crime.
		You're going to pay the time.
		Whenever a cop starts talking to this, you know who's doing the time.
		You got to pay the crime.
		You got to pay the time.
		You pull out a gun.
		We're going to shoot you.
		You want to come over to someone's house.
		I'm going to tell my citizens here.
		Shoot them in the face.
		Shoot them in the gut.
		Shoot them in the heart.
		Unload the magazine and kill them all.
		Just kill them all.
		And then we'll let you go.
		Just let you know.
		We're going to let you go.
		I watched that.
		It's like, that's that guy.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's awesome.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what we need.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		People saying, hey, use your guns, kill criminals.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Oh, one of them up in Port St. Lucie said, if you break into someone's house, we're going to put you on a t-shirt.
		It's literally what he said.
		So there are based cops, I will say.
		But yes, there's like.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		In big cities, particularly even in Republican states like Charlotte or anywhere, small towns have base cops still.
		You're in the wrong place, boy.
		You're going away.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A lot of towns are still like, you know, they call them sundown towns, but for the most part, that's just a way of saying towns that try to mitigate homicide.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Pretty much.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Sundown, meaning don't be out when the sun is down.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Don't do crime at night.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Or you won't be all right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what I call those towns.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He's in a rhyming mood.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He's in a rhyming mood now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're talking about blacks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like to rhyme.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's true.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That is the one thing they can do.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, it's.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, and jump high.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I have a pretty good vertical.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Jump high.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't think the kids like cops.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I think when the white boomers are gone, who's left that likes cops?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I will say, my buddy just became a cop, and he's super based.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He literally picked a very black district just so he can be a good cop.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's good.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		So there are some based the kids will be all right, you know?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Did you see this?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did you see this?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Or, I don't know.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's not a group of scholars.
unidentified		Oh, my gosh.
		Just say it, Bella.
		Say it.
		Say, fuck you.
		Bell, you got it.
		You got it.
		You got it.
		Say, fuck you.
		Say fuck you.
		Say, fuck you.
		Say fuck you.
		Say it, bitch.
		Bella, you got it.
		Say it louder.
		Say it louder.
		Say it more clearly.
		Say it louder.
		Say fuck you.
		Say fuck you.
		Say it.
		That was me.
		Say it's gonna came in here.
		She did it.
		She said it.
		No, make sure it came here.
		Say it.
		She said it.
		Say it.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Animals.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Low IQ.
unidentified		Camera here.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Hateful animals.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't like people that hurt young white girls.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And they do it a lot, too.
		They pick on victims, and they also, like, Steven Crowder was like, hey, for buddy.
		I'm going to say, black people negotiate.
		We can't negotiate.
unidentified		with terrorists.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, no.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		He asked him he's trying to tell them about black fatigue and the black people, one of the black guys goes, okay, well, when does the white fatigue kick in?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's like, it doesn't because we're not disproportionately committing terrible, heinous crimes.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It was like, white, oh, black people are tired of white people.
		Really?
		What are you guys tired of?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Move into our neighborhood and tell me your complaints.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, people look at me weird when I'm on the street.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		They say I dress like a ghetto thug.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		People seem to be scared or cross the street.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		When I look like a ghetto ratchet, violent thug that'll kill you, people seem to get uncomfortable across the street when I'm outside looking like that.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know the crazy part in that video?
		The person who got on top of the girl to start hitting her had a hoodie on that was the essentials fear of God hoodie.
		Like a Christian clothing man literally wearing a Christian.
		It may as well have like a cross necklace.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, oh, you go, dude, you go to these black churches.
		They're talking about we deserve reparations.
		I don't think black churches are even Christian.
		I think a lot of these black churches are.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's liberation theology.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, I don't even, if you're a pastor saying black people, I say this all the time.
		Black people who want reparations are black people who hate white people.
		If you're black and you want reparations, fuck you.
		You are evil.
		Get the fuck away from me and my white family, you stupid.
unidentified		There you go.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know, they got language from us.
		Zero written languages before they met white people.
		Not even numerals.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, my wife's family is literally missionaries that translated the Bible for them in Africa, lived in Africa.
		My wife's from Africa.
		And, you know, believe it or not, the Talmud doesn't translate itself.
		So they were over there.
		And sorry.
		They were translating the Bible.
		They were translating the Bible.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, but you know what I mean?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		These black churches, the pastor at the church.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They're activist church.
		They're part of the communist revolution.
		I'm telling you right now.
		They're not turning.
		But that's a chill Christian.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's not Christian.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but these white people are not Christian either.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But these are the right-wing nucks at Rift Staff.
		Please check the books.
		There might be a 7K deposit with all the promotion of circumcision.
		Let's go.
		$20 too.
		I smoked and fetti.
		Gaming Reverend said, this has been my favorite episode since you are here.
		Women propaganda should be a regular guest.
		Amazing chemistry.
		Much love.
		Niggs.
		Let's go.
		Niggs.
		Double air horns, please.
		Thank you.
		We also have some rumble chats here as well.
		Let me go up to the top.
		$10 from Toasty Coke.
		And I said, hell yeah, Hayden is a beast.
		Elijah, I recently received my Orthodox Study Bible 2.
		Roman Catholic Church is a scam.
		Sorry, not sorry, not my fault.
		I'm not going to use this show ever to divide people and push the churches against each other.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		We will never tell a donor that he's wrong.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We would if it were Mormon.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And I have done that.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's fair.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's very fair.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Randall Flax and Elijah, I want to thank the show for helping me quit porn.
		Really?
		Did we do that?
		That's funny, like goon tastic images.
		It took all of God's strength, but now I only pleasure myself to extended videos of women getting arrested and crying.
		I'm halfway there.
		Thank you, Randall.
		The Badge of Bunny said, working as a woman sucks.
		The best job I've ever had is raising my babies at home, serving my husband and taking care of my home and glorifying God in every way possible.
		That's so.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's that simple.
		It is that simple.
		And they had people convince women that it was oppressive.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A couple of tweets here.
		Doomsday Cracker sent in a tweet here.
		See this?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
		Oh, hell yeah.
		Oh, looking good.
		Someone at the autism glasses and helmet.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The autism glasses and the retard helmet.
		That's what that is.
		That's the retard helmet.
		You talk about retard maxing, right?
		What is that retard maxing?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, retard maxing is where you stop thinking.
		I was talking to Elijah about this earlier, but I've been retard maxing for almost three years now.
		I got this concept from Jesse Lee Peterson.
		I'm the number one Jesse Lee Peterson clipper in the world, over a billion views for Jesse Lee Peterson.
		Thank you.
		Thank you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hit him full screen.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Him full screen.
unidentified		Listen to this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Listen what retard maxing is.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Here we go.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		For real.
		But I started clipping Jesse just to spread racism online, and it worked, and I did.
		But then I started watching his church services, and I started hearing things from Jesse Lee Peterson that I've just not heard anywhere else.
		I've been a Christian my whole life.
		I was a youth group leader for eight years.
		I'm still a Christian.
		But I will say what has helped me as far as gaining control over my mind and being spiritually healthy and all that, what's helped me more than anything has been Jesse Lee Peterson.
		He basically Jesse's steps for retard maxing, and he doesn't call it retard maxing.
		I call it retard maxing.
		But one, forgive your parents, forgive everybody in your life so that you can have a clean slate and start living in the present.
		If you're holding grudges, you know, whatever, you're living in the past.
		You need to forgive everyone so you can have a clean state, live in the present.
		And besides that, just try to stop thinking and just like I'm busy.
		I always have work to do and I really like being busy.
		And I basically just try to not think this line, I'm going to say this right now.
		This line has helped me more than anything else in the world.
		All thoughts are all lies all the time about anything.
		The voices in your head, those aren't your thoughts.
		That's the devil talking to you, trying to trip you up.
		Your thoughts build you up just to tear you down and then they tear you down just to build you back up.
		There's another option.
		You can ignore your thoughts.
		You don't need your thoughts.
		You need your thoughts for practical things.
		Getting up in the morning, brushing your teeth, eating food, getting dressed.
		Use your brain as a tool to accomplish tasks.
		And so that's all I do.
		I work every day.
		I use my brain as a tool.
		And besides that, I am retard maxing.
		I am trying not to think.
		I used to, when I first started doing this, I would repeat to myself sometimes like 20 times a day.
		I'd repeat, all thoughts are all lies about anything all the time.
		What is it?
		All thoughts are all lies all the time about anything.
		I used to repeat that to myself like 20 times a day.
		I don't as much anymore because now I just understand it.
		Now I just live it.
		But anyways, game control thinking is gay.
		You don't need your thoughts.
		You really don't.
		It's a setup.
		The good thoughts build you up just for you to crash out later.
		And then you crash out and this is to me.
		I need to wrap it up.
		That's retard maxing.
		If you want to start retard maxing, listen to Jesse Lee Peterson's church service and start doing the silent prayer helps as well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I just did the Academy Warts thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I did the Academy Wards thing.
unidentified		You know, just start playing music at the end of your rant.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's like, and thank you to God again.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Thank you for Jesse Lee Peterson for helping me to retard max.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I should have given him the, what's it called?
		The nice church music with the synth in the background.
		It's just like one chord at a time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Someone said, though, thanks Elijah for having Jesse Lee Peterson on the air horn.
		$5 from Crayvon.
		Thanks a lot, brother.
		Jesse Peterson on slightly offensive changed my life for $5.
		The badge bunny said, Hey, I need you to jump in Elijah's Discord.
		You have a lot of fans there.
		True, true, true.
		Also, someone said, Stop thinking, boy.
unidentified		Thinking.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, all right.
		I want to play a couple more super chats here.
		Jumped away cracker said, N-words are Jewish Golem bioweapons Shabbos gorillas Prime Time Pimp said, we love Hayden.
		We love our handsome reaction content clipper called Paul Miller.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Paul's great.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I noticed that someone said this as well from a real image, by the way, of us in, this is me and Mike in Nashville, apparently.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Who's the guy on top?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's you with money on your arm.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, let's go.
		I got that tattoo removed.
		That is me.
		That's me.
		I just got that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's like the early 2000 Himbo tattoo.
unidentified		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, Himbos used to be like too clean cut and a little bit gay.
		You know, I had a friend who, speaking of that, I had a friend who was a little bit like sussy, you know, but like, but he was masculine and like normal.
		Like, it wasn't like he came across like anything in LA.
		But like, you know, we get drunk or whatever and like you would like, like, you know, constantly like, like, like, hit your dick or something, like, like, over your pants.
		Like, like, like do things.
		Like, hey, what are you doing?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Like, a little too much.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's like one time or something.
		It's like, hey, like, you know, constantly when you would know them.
		And I'm just like, dude, like, what's your deal, dude?
		You know, I like, that's true.
		Like, you get drunk, you start like, like, trying to, like, you know, too many, like, dick, dick flips or whatever.
		Tick taps.
		Yeah, too many, like, too much, too much, you know?
		And the hugs are too long.
		What's going on here?
		I want to just be honest.
		What's going on here?
		It turned out he was a male stripper as well.
		But I don't know if it was for girls.
		He wouldn't tell me.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So I was like, all right.
		So you're, you're, yeah, well, you know.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Sometimes they're gay for pay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I think it was, but I think sometimes if you're too much gay for pay, it might make you gay for fun.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, then you just become gay, dude.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Scary.
unidentified		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I will say, if I was gay, I'd be like, I'd be so rich by now because if I was gay, I would just get a rich, like I'm high value in the gay world.
		Gay men love me, dude.
		Gay men love me.
		If I was gay, I'd have some rich gay, I'd be dating some rich gay man, and then I just rob him.
		Bro, I'd be like Dave Rubin's twink boyfriend right now if I was gay.
		I'd steal all his money and run off.
		Yeah, that's what I would do if I was gay.
		The fact that I'm not currently Dave Rubin's boyfriend is proof that I'm not gay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dave Rubin's cousin is Dave Rubin, by the way.
unidentified		Good defense.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know about that?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Wait, Dave is married to Dave?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dave Rubin is married to Dave Rubin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You don't know about that?
unidentified		I didn't know that.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Guy's name was also Dave, and he took the other Dave's last name.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		So they're both Dave Rubin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they're both Dave Rubin.
		But you know, back in the day, back in the day, I used to be a little gay.
		You know, look at that.
		There we go.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Oh, boy.
unidentified		Who's the guy on the left?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		He looks familiar, too.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You look like he's an anime character, and then Ben looks like he wants to crack the whip on Matt.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is basically my profile picture.
		And I wondered why everyone thought I was a homosexual.
		That's crazy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		With the earring in the side, too.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that crazy?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And the nose ring and the spacers.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		She listened to Switchfoot.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But to be fair, to be fair, I'm like, that's like how insane.
		Let's look at that.
		That's insane.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's insane.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That is the LA aesthetic from 2016 or whatever.
unidentified		Yeah, it is.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm ashamed.
		But at least in LA, we used to at least dress.
		You know, we used to have a street style back in the day.
		We used to have a little bit of some fun back in the day.
		How about this one?
		How about that?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy, dude.
		Oh, my God.
		Purple hair.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I had purple hair.
unidentified		The f dude.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I told people my hairline's not jacked.
		I've always had a jacked hairline.
		That's me at like 25.
		It's been the same since I was like a kid.
		Look at those pants.
		Look at these pants.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Tight pants.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Look at that.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Dude, the cuffed ankles.
		My buddy, one of my best friends used to cuff his ankles.
		And he was like, this is a thing.
		People are doing it.
		I'm like, no, it's not.
		This is a gay thing.
		And I finally convinced him to not do it.
		His wife thanked me.
		I didn't realize they were actually people who did it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it was called being gay.
		Don't try it, Wounds, kids.
		It doesn't pay off.
		You know, it doesn't pay off.
		It was gay maxing.
		I'm gay maxing.
unidentified		I was gay maxing before it was cool.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You were Zoolander.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You were Zoolander maxing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was gay maxing before people were into it, you know?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I really do recommend retard maxing.
		I really do recognize.
		It's changed my life.
		My life has never been better.
		And I have complete control over my mind, emotions, everything.
		I'm invincible.
		Retard maxing actually makes you invincible.
		That's not a joke.
		I really do recommend.
		I should probably do a whole other video on it on my own.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, real fast.
		69, 69.
		69.
		We said some music.
		They're over 50 bucks.
		We don't have to strip though.
		But you do have to put the camera on Hayden.
		Yeah, Hayden.
		There you go.
		Give a little dance.
		Here we go.
		Give me your best description of black people.
		Here we go.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Ooh.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		To the music.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Tribal.
		Dark.
		Ugly.
		Bioweapon.
		Violent.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're going to go more mainstream the other day.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, man.
		God, about black people.
		Good at sports.
		We can run fat.
		What they going to do without us?
unidentified		We entertain them, though.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Melanated.
		It's just melanin.
		What y'all scared of?
		It's just melanin.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		What music is that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was a musty-ass L.A. kid before this.
		Before, I was...
		I was Xavier before it was cool to be Xavier.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, honestly, I didn't know, man.
		In LA, it's just how people, like, people like people just look weird in these cities.
		You just grow up and look weird, you know?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That wasn't there yet to roast you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It wasn't there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It wasn't there.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		So actually, fashion, I think maybe fashion got a little bit better once everyone started getting bullied online.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, just, we didn't, like, the world wasn't connected yet, you know?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, it was a little more like LA people were like LA people and Portland people were Portland people.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They were naked.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was there.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That never changed.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, but it was like, it was like, go to LA.
		That's why, like, I didn't understand conservatives from LA.
		Because it was like, even today, it's very hard for me to dress like this, which is like, I do this because my wife prefers it.
		But it's like, I'm not going to wear skinny jeans.
		But she prefers me to dress like a grown man, like a father.
		She's like, you're a dad.
		Like, don't try to dress cool.
		You're a dad.
		Like, be a fucking dad.
		And it's like, like, be a man.
		Like, be like clean cut and show your kids that you're like a mature man.
		Like, who you're trying to impress?
		19-year-olds?
		Fuck those 19-year-olds.
		They can die.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, I'm just saying.
		You know, you're trying to be cool and trendy.
		Be a man of character.
		Be a man who wears a collar.
		Be a man who shows your kids.
		Like, you're not trying to be cool.
		You're trying to be a man.
		And men mow the lawn.
		They kill black.
		I'm just gonna know.
		Never mind.
		Sorry.
		No, but men are Nazis, right?
		I'm sorry.
		No, it's wrong.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		They should be.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, ideally.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I messed up.
		I messed up.
		No, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But there were Nazis that were men, correct?
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, but men, but men should, no, but I'm saying, now it's a joke.
		I don't do this because of my wife.
		I just like, I agree with her in terms of like, it is cringe when you see like, which I'll bring up.
		I'll bring up this story.
		I want to bring this up.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Grown men trying to be cool is cringe.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what you see?
		I didn't even realize.
		Some of these guys are like happy daddies look like 37.
		And you're like, why are you dressed in like a b-ball cap?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
		How old are the Nelk Boys?
		One of them's 35 now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, one of those guys like 30.
		They said he's 40.
		Actually, one of those is 40.
		And he's like, he's like, yo, guys, I'm gambling.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		We're going to send it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, send it.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Happy to get a little bit sendy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're like, dude, you're 40.
		You're 40.
		And you're fucking an OnlyFan star.
		And you're dressed in street clothes.
		What are you doing?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know who that reminds me of?
		Who was it was like Logan Paul's right-hand man.
		This guy was with him everywhere.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I was just about to say him too.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Mike Myjack.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Mike Majack.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Meljack.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		He's like seriously dating porn stars.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Didn't he get one pregnant or something?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Wasn't that a whole thing?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I think he got, oh, I don't know.
		Lana.
		He dated Lana Rhodes.
		It's really a shame I even know her name.
		But he dated Lana Rhodes, and then she got pregnant.
		Not necessarily.
		I don't know if it was with his kid, but she has a son.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He's like 45, 50, and he's still dating OnlyFans Girls.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dated to the 20s.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It's tough, man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, I come from a real degenerate background.
		So part of me says based, but also part of me is like, not based.
		Like, I feel like I'm two people, you know?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Well, the problem is you can't just go marry a single 50-year-old woman.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you don't marry them, you have a night with them.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		But I'm saying not to have it, like, like putting that aside, Lana Rhodes.
		No, no, no, not Lana.
		I'm talking like Mike.
		He's like 50 years old.
		Oh, where's he going to find?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's actually like 30-something.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Not this Mike.
		The other one, Mike Mayjack, or the Nelk Boys.
		Where are they going to find a girl who's single of equal age who's also a good person?
		You know what I mean?
		Like, like, all the good women typically get wifed up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The problem we have now today is because of porn, if you want to have sex like a porn star, you have to actually date a porn star.
		But then you realize it's very empty.
		In terms of like, here's the problem: it's the grass is always greener.
		So what you have to have is maturity because what happens is, it's like, okay, if you're not gooning for a while, what happens is, is you go through a moment where you're like, dude, I got a goona.
		I got to do goona.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You start freaking out.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you're like, exactly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, you got to plant the seed somewhere.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's like you.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		And then you go meet up with a girl.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Which is better than gooning, in my opinion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They're both morally.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Well, you meet up with a girl and then you like nut and then you wake up and you're like, oh, where the fuck am I?
		Where's my car?
		Do I need to Uber somewhere?
		How far am I from home?
		How did I get here?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's called About Conscience.
		Yeah.
		People say that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		But you like wake up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like the relic of a ruins of a Christian civilization.
		That's what it's called.
		Post-nut clarity is just you grew up in a Christian society and you're not following Christianity well.
		So then you're a man.
		Can we like stop being feminist?
		You're a man.
		You've got to bust the load, whether it's in your dreams or it's in your wife.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You know, if it takes melatonin, you'll have a wet dream, dude.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, melatonin, you also meet demons and shit, too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You have demons, sex, and stuff.
		People are like, dude, you know what demons, rock and roll, and sex have in common?
		I'm like, a knight on like Nyquil.
		You know, it's like, that's crazy.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		None of that stuff works on me.
		It won't like demons?
		Melatonin.
		Nyquil.
		None of it is in the middle of the story.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They call it melabonin in my city.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yo.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		That is probably what LA would say.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's so stupid.
		I'm retarded.
		All right.
		But that's good now.
		Retard Maxing.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		No, dude, I'm telling you.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I'm thinking.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Seriously, I really recommend, especially to young men that need to lock in and make money and become something.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I really recommend retard maxing.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		And then really do.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		And then you go, Lord, forgive me for I'm evil and retarded.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You second part.
		I'm still, I'm not a very good Christian, but I'm still a Christian.
		I say my prayers every day.
		Before I go to bed, I pray, Jesus Christ, have mercy on me, a sinner.
		You know, like, I say, I say those prayers, but besides that, I'm, I'm pretty much just trying not to think.
		I'm, I, I have tasks to do right now.
		All these other thoughts are like, I don't even need to deal with that.
		That's just extra work.
		And like, you think about what were you thinking about yesterday?
		Do you even remember?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Probably the same tasks that I have to do today.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was mad at everyone in this company.
		I mean, every day.
		Every day, actually.
		Yeah.
		But here's it.
		I'm totally joking, but it's like, no, but I agree with you on this.
		I think whether you go to like, you know, AA, whether you go to church, whether you go to like recovery, whether you go to Jesse Lee Peterson or you watch Fuentes or you go to church, like everyone's kind of got the same understanding of like, it's not about, that's what it's not about whether or not you look good to people.
		What matters is if your position of your heart is right before God.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And that's what it's like.
		A lot of the people who look the best, Jesus said, they're the worst among us.
		They're the ones who are the most unclean internally because they're all worried about what men think.
		I admit too, man.
		People are, I'm trying to clarify to people because I'm not going to get on this arc where people are going to like find out one day that I do bad things sometimes.
		I do bad things sometimes, intentionally too.
		That's crazy.
		Intentionally do bad things.
		Someone told me the other day, like, you know, you're a hypocrite.
		You try to go on your show and tell everyone you're such a good person.
		I go, you've never watched my show.
		You've never watched it.
		You've never watched it.
		Not once.
		I've never once pretended that.
		Okay.
		Ever once in my life.
		Not even on my ex post.
		I'm like, literally like, hey, I'm a degenerate.
		But then someone's like, well, why do you say that?
		You're like a girl.
		And then other Christians are like, you know, a girl singing that.
		I go, I'm looking at the forefathers and they always called themselves sinners.
		Well, degenerate is a modern word, but it's like sinner, wretched, wretched, decrepit, soulless, like worldly, fleshly.
		Even Paul said, I'm a chief among sinners at the height of his Christian career.
		It's like, dude, I'm not going to stop.
		I'm not going to walk around and be like, dude, I'm not joking.
		I see these Christian influencers.
		I hate the Christian influencers so much.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		A lot of them are really fucking cringe.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like, it's like, dude, like, I'm going to worship you.
		It's like videos of them like dancing to worship music.
		Okay, just go to go jerk off and go away.
		But, but it's like, I'd rather just see a video of you like crying because you jerked off and you got caught or something.
		That's at least you're real, you know?
		But it's like, it's like, you know, like, you'll watch them like, so I was watching this real video.
		I watch this real video.
		This is not a joke.
		From one of those popular Christian singers who's cool, by the way, it was like, it's these two Christian influencers.
		I hate this stuff.
		He's like, I was waiting.
		I was ready for this.
		I was ready for something.
		It was like, blah, blah, blah, I'm not going to shit talk him.
		He's a Christian.
		I don't shit talk Christians.
		But it's like, blah, blah, blah.
		You know, admits the unthinkable.
		It's what it says on the screen.
		And so I'm like fucking stupid short retard, a shorts retard.
		So I got sucked in, you know?
		You're like, you know, he admits, I'm like, whoa, here we go.
		And he's crying.
unidentified		He's like, this is real.
		I was like, I was on my marriage night.
		And my wife, you know, she was a virgin.
		And so I get into bed with her.
		And, you know, we go, you gotta do what married couples do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, oh, dude, this nigga's gay or some shit.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Like, yeah.
unidentified		And he's like, it has music just like this.
unidentified		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I need to see this video.
unidentified		I was like, I like, grabbed her neck.
		I slapped her.
		She's like, where did you learn that?
		And I was like, what's up, pornographer?
		And he's like, the things I looked at before I knew you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And I was like, but maybe he is gay.
unidentified		And he's like, and he's like, wow.
unidentified		Wow.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just tell me more.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, is this a girl's podcast?
unidentified		He's like, and I'm like, I like, you know, the images I saw, the things that I saw.
		I'm like, you know, marriage is new.
		You know, we're supposed to be creating a new version of us, and there are things that I know now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just shut, shut the music off, just shut it off, just stop.
		Just first of all, why are you saying this on a podcast?
		Okay, you're embarrassing your wife.
		Second of all, you're embarrassing yourself.
		Third of all, third of all, stop crying.
		Okay, stop crying.
		You didn't kill people.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You, you, oh, you saw, you saw there's almost never a reason for a man to cry on Christian.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Crying is for churches and the grand canon.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Here's someone dies.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Someone dies that you really love.
		Honestly, I've seen cry more for their friends dying than I did of somebody's husband getting murdered on camera, but we'll leave that for another episode.
		But I will say, I will say, I just leave that there.
		But I was like, watching, I was like, what is this gay stuff?
		I don't want to be involved in this.
		That's the evangelical Christianity that I want to be involved in.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I know the existing video.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what I'm talking about?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I know the exact thing.
unidentified		Thank you.
unidentified		Oh, wow.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		I've seen it.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I want to see.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I want to see it.
unidentified		What was that?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It was weird.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why are you crying over this?
		Just be like, hey, man, you know what?
		You're going to say something like this.
		Hey, man, like, it was kind of convicting.
		Like, my wife said she was a virgin.
		I wasn't.
		That's the way it should be.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		But you know, you know.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Literally.
unidentified		No, no, Ideally, we're all virgins.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Ideally, we're both everyone is virgin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But the church today is that the girls are not, the boys are.
		That's what it is.
		It's switched.
		The Catholic boys are stank virgins.
		The girls are not.
		And it's fucked up.
		But you go in and you're like, hey, brother, please don't cry on the internet over the fact that you saw porn once.
		You're very weak.
		It's like, but it's humility.
		Nope.
		It's weakness.
		It's like, but in my weakness, I'm made perfect.
		No, no, no, no.
		Stop crying over the fact that you did a wrong thing.
		It's like, but my heart's nope.
		It's fake humility.
		Just stop.
		Just say, hey, guys, it's okay.
		And also, your wife, you'll be crying.
		Be strong in the moment.
		Be like, you know what?
		Where did I learn that?
		Don't a melatonin dream.
		Tell her it was an a melatonin dream.
		Tell her you took some Nyquil and you figured it out, you know?
		That's crazy.
unidentified		Bah, bah, bah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Slap her again and say, that's Nyquil, baby.
		It's $9.99 over the counter at Walgreens, and I'll slap you again if you ask that question.
		That's the mentality.
		No, I'm just saying, I don't want, I don't want that Christianity.
		I hate that.
		So thank you to the Orthodox and the Catholics for teaching me.
		You don't have to be a bitch to be a Christian.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know what you get?
unidentified		Thank you.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You know what you get in Orthodoxy and in confession?
		You get confession.
		You get the whole idea that you can go be contrite and you like you're in the presence of the Lord.
		You can go cry in front of God all you want and then you can receive absolution and then be done with it.
		The point is that you don't beat yourself over the head and go cry in a podcast in front of millions of people as a very prominent individual in the Christian sphere.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		What I want to know.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Was this George Janko?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No, it wasn't George.
unidentified		Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Well, I want to see the video.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		We'll show you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You got to react to it.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I should.
unidentified		I will.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I will.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm saying, look, look.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It's similar to that kid that said, I miss my little brother back in Australia.
		Some soccer player, football player kid.
		And he starts bawling on camera because he misses his little brother.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		By the way, everyone keeps asking me if I'm talking about Glenn Beck.
		Glenn Beck did not put a picture in a video about him gooning to porn.
		That never happened.
		Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is a young Gen Z guy.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		He's one of the most popular Christian Christian singers.
		Singers, musicians, whatever.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I was like, I was like, dude, and I don't mean to be rude here, too.
		What's up with evangelicals?
		This is a real question.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's up with evangelicals?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Everyone needing to act like their life story is what they call a testimony.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		What's that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's the testimony?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, everyone's got some testimony, and everyone's really good at telling you their testimony, their story.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I want to be a testimony.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's called TRT.
		Just testimony.
		But it's like, but it's test with money.
		That's even what you should.
		No testimonies have test pay money, but that's what you should be doing to be a man.
		But it's like, hey, as men, you should not be getting in front of a mixed group of women and telling them your trauma.
		Like men should not be getting up and being at church and being like, all these women here.
unidentified		Before I found Jesus, I was watching pornography for 12 hours a day every day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was just goating everywhere.
unidentified		My sheets were like starched.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You could snap them.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		My sock was walking on its own.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was goading to my sister.
		I've heard that before, by the way.
		That's a wild statement.
		I grew up in church.
		Yes.
		Yes.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's insane.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why are you saying that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're going to go to jail.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I guess.
unidentified		Well, dude, if it weren't for you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I'm saying that's when you glorify this weird emotional feminine culture.
		I want to hear from you.
		A lot of guys are falling away from God because of the bad reflection that the church is having on God, in that a lot of times the church is presenting a like the way to get ahead is in the church, and the way to get ahead in the church is to be feminine, to to to trauma, dump on a group of women you don't know.
		Yeah, to cry, to music and to dance.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Hold your hands up and cry because David danced.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because David danced yes, he did.
		And David murdered people too.
		Can we get an amen for that?
		He killed his guards right, no reason.
		Well yeah, and he committed adultery and he murdered a woman's husband.
		Are we doing everything he did now?
		Yeah, are we?
		Oh, David danced naked.
		Oh, he said, do I commit adultery, murder people and then not show up to war and and, and and capitulate on my duty as a king?
		Like that's the dumbest cherry picking of scripture i've ever heard in my life.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Actually, the dumbest one is the thief on the cross.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's what.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		What is the thief on the cross one?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Like arguments against baptism or salvation is all over that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Those are like the most annoying arguments.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		When he wasn't baptized, it's like okay, and the other thief didn't get saved.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		So why are you having this presumption that everything's gonna be okay?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think you have?
		You have a good opinion on this because it's caused you to have a bit of a hard heart too over the years, and now you come back a little bit but it, like you know, you fall out because you go.
		This church is is retarded, but not retard maxing, it's the bad kind.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah no uh, there's a dick difference between being retarded and retard maxing.
		But uh, I was kind of bitter about towards like Christians and um, I don't know, I guess specifically Evangelicals for a while, because that's what I grew up in, like those were my people.
		I was a youth group leader, I was going to bible study, I was doing church like three or four times a week for like 10 years, basically.
		Um, and when I was, and then I eventually was like I don't know, it started as I got older and I realized, like man, no one else is really taking this seriously um I, and then I, when I realized none of the girls were virgins, I was uh I, I finally reached a break.
		It had been building up for a while, but I finally reached a breaking point, I think.
		And then for a while, I I always believed that Jesus was god.
		I, I think all of the uh, Christian martyrs over the years proved that all the people that died um, you know, they're given the option like, just say that Jesus isn't god and we'll let you live.
		And people said no, you got to kill me.
		This guy was god.
		I saw him raise from the dead, so i've always, so i'm a Christian.
		I'm not a good Christian.
		I'm a Christian in the sense that I do believe that Jesus rose from the dead.
		But until I learned about Catholicism and Orthodoxy, because Protestants, evangelicals, don't even talk about Catholics.
		The most they have to say about Catholics is just, oh, they worship Mary.
		They're weird.
		So I just didn't even know anything about Catholics.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're a Christian, not a Catholic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's what they say.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's also true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And they claim you're, Catholics are not Christians.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's a big one.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		They'll even go as far to say Catholics are not Christians.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They need to be saved because they need to become, they need to be born again.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		They don't have a testimony like me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've not even cried in front of foreign women yet.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, they haven't even raised their hands at church and cried to that ocean.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But there's nothing wrong with, listen, I would say there's nothing wrong with that.
		Like, I know Catholics and Orthodox will still go towards, like, as a, like, I think there is something beautiful about worship and music, meaning like, but if you think that's liturgy or that replaces church, like if you want to go to a worship night where there's bands that play music and it's dedicated to God, and for some reason you want to have an emotional night and you want to cry and just have a have a night, you know, just like you might listen to Peshmode and cry.
		You know, it's like, if you want to have a night and it's to God, or you want to go sit down in one of these, one of these Pentecostal prayer rooms and just open your Bible while some girl plays the piano and read, there's nothing sinful about that.
		But if you think that replaces the church of Christ of who God set in stone, then it's like you're confused because that's just like the idea of being like, well, technically, milkshakes are calories.
		And it's like, yeah, but you're going to literally die if all you do is drink milkshakes.
		It's going to kill you.
		Like it's, it's, it's, that's a dessert.
		So if you want to like bring come together and have some nice like, you know, music, but if you say that's what worship music is, this is what worship is, and you tell men this is worship.
		It's not just like, hey, there are also some women who lead some bands and it's some emotional music.
		And, you know, this isn't from the Bible, but it's Christians just doing something.
		It's Christians doing Western things for God.
		And that's nothing wrong with that.
		There's nothing wrong with being a Westerner painting for Jesus.
		But if your church service is about people painting for Jesus in the front, like it's very weird.
		It's not in the Bible.
		And so like, I'm just saying, I don't want to come down on people in terms of like what you're doing is a sin, but if you're doing it in place of what God has ordained, then it is a sin.
		So if you're replacing what God has said is acceptable worship, then you are out of the boundaries of God.
		Maybe it's not sin if you're ignorant, but if you're not ignorant, then it is.
		But at the same time, like the question is, though, is I will take a Protestant or evangelical whose heart is right with God and who wants to do what's right and somebody who claims to be Catholic and has just like become Catholic and they're mean and they're ununderstanding and they're not empathetic.
		They don't understand who God is and they're not trying to help you know God.
		They're trying to help you know our religion.
		I will take a person regardless of their religion, religious affiliation in Christianity, who genuinely has a heart that reflects God over someone who doesn't and has the right title.
		That's my personal view.
		People can say I'm sacrilegious, but it's like, I've met plenty of great evangelicals, but I also know like, don't tell me that wearing skinny jeans and being gay is the way to find God.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		My stance on it is that you can't let a person be the reason that you leave Jesus, essentially.
		So yes, people suck and that's the whole point.
		And that is why I was pissed about being lied to.
		Yeah, no, that's totally valid.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But that's me too, man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've been mad for years, man.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's who I had to forgive was all the people at church that lied to me.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, and they lied.
		But there's so many people, and I see it in all the spheres of Christian religion, all the different denominations.
		There's so many modern evangelicals or Protestants who are like, this is why Rome is fake.
		And it's something that the Pope said just on his Twitter account.
		It's not even like a declaration or anything.
		He just put up a tweet that they didn't like.
		And it's like, if the reason you leave the Catholic Church or church in general is because some person wronged you, then you were never there for the right reasons to begin with.
		You're there for a relationship with the Lord.
		You're there for communion with him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You were there for the wrong reasons.
		We didn't know that.
		That's what we're doing.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		But that's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thought we were doing Christianity, but we were doing emotional manipulation and we were very mad about that.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Well, I just don't even buy it that like is church supposed to be an act because you go to some of these evangelical churches and I know this very well.
		Like I did this, this is my life for years.
		Go to some of these evangelical churches and the pastor gets up and like kind of just gives his opinion on things.
unidentified		Yes.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		He just like gives his opinion on life for like an hour.
		Yeah, it's a talk catch.
		It's a church TED Talk.
		Pastor gives his opinion, his whatever opinion on things.
		And then we sing for an hour and people stand up and hold their hands up and cry.
		And the whole thing's just really emotional.
		And I'm looking and I'm like, yo, like I need to like get a good job so I can afford to have a family.
		And I want a family and I want a wife.
		And the girls at church could not be less interested.
		Like, it's just, there's what, what does a young man get out of church, dude?
		The girls at church are not into the young men.
		The pastor's not giving you good advice.
		The pastor's not calling out the young women.
		I would think a big part of church, and I've noticed that this is something that happens.
		I could be wrong, but the few times I've been to Mass, I see it a little bit more at Catholic church.
		It's like, oh, you're at church and you're single.
		Like, come talk to this girl.
		Come talk to at the Masses that I've been to, and then I've been to a few Catholic Bible studies.
		And there seemed to be a little bit more of like the girls seemed to want to get married.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
		I went this last Sunday to Mass, and people think that I don't wear my ring because I'm divorced, but actually, I just work out and so sometimes I just keep it.
		I lost it for two weeks at the gym, actually.
unidentified		I found it.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You left it on your locker.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
		I left it on my locker, but I found it.
		But I leave it in like my shorts or whatever.
		And so I showed up, my family's in Australia, and I showed up.
		And then someone's like, oh, hey, like, so I just noticed you were coming here.
		Are you new here?
		I was like, yeah, like, you know, there's a recently widowed girl.
unidentified		She was beautiful.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		She's like 28 or something like that.
		They're like, oh, yeah.
		She's just like, if you want to maybe go to lunch with her.
		I was like, I'm actually married.
		My bad.
		And then I was like, oh, but you don't have a ring on.
		But they were looking at that.
		They were like, actually, yeah.
		Well, the family is like, there's a guy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Their minds on.
unidentified		But it should be, though.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's how it should be.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's how it should be.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		The Orthodox can't because there aren't women in their seats.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Everybody's so old that they're trying to hook you up with widows.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
unidentified		Damn.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Bro's old.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That is actually like nuts.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But also, widows.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's who that's my dating pool now.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Single moms.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Or 18-year-olds at colleges.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's like the only kind of people who go after 30-year-olds, like 18, 19-year-olds who are retarded and widows.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Unless you want to spend 10 grand on bottle service.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		But what I was saying is like, so I saw the few times I've been to Catholic stuff, I've noticed that a little bit more.
		But like at these evangelical churches, the women could not be less interested in the men at church.
		I know guys in San Diego, they go to C3, that big mega church in San Diego.
		Dude's 31 years old, 6'4, boxes.
		He's in really good shape.
		He makes $175,000 a year.
		He's a little bit cringe, maybe, but he's not shy.
		He's a friendly guy.
		And he cannot get a date at church.
		He can't get a coffee date.
		He gets bailed on for coffee from these like mid-girls at church.
		And I'm, so I don't know, as a young, like, to me, the whole, the fact that no one at church was getting married or trying to get married or even seemed interested in getting married and having a family.
		I just knew something was wrong from that alone.
		You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How about this one?
		We're just, we're like dating spiritually.
		Are you virgin?
		I'm a spiritual virgin.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've been born again in my vagina.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Tyrone's come is still alive.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Stuff like that, just like crazy statements.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I kind of agree with Nick Fuentes that, like, women are not Christians the way men are Christians.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know what he says.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I actually know.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I've known like one clip I've seen where he was like, women aren't really Christians.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't think that's the truth.
		I think, look, maybe that's what he says.
		Perhaps.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't know exactly what I'm talking about.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't know exactly what he meant.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Women are not.
		Women are not supposed to be involved in liturgy like they are involved in evangelical mainstream Protestantism.
		Women are not supposed to be involved in that way.
		In fact, I'm leaving my Catholic church because I've involved women too much in the liturgy.
		They're a Vatican II church, and I don't want to be involved in it anymore.
		And it's actually scared me away from Catholicism because I went to a couple more and they would, the same thing.
		It was like a lot of women involved in the liturgy.
		And I just, I just know how women are.
		Here's the thing about men.
		It's not just like sexism, misogyny.
		It's like, I just know how women are.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Women don't live in reality.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		They don't know.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You mean like female altar servers or in general?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Reading the readings, I know how women are, and I don't want them involved in anything because there's no such thing as a trustworthy woman when it comes as a man.
		Men, we talked about this today.
		If I showed up naked in the room here, which happens regularly, everybody laughs all the time.
		You know what I'm saying?
		You're with the boys and you're like drunk and somebody like fucking pulls their dick out or something like that.
		Everyone's like laughing, beats the shit out of them or something.
		They fall drunk outside.
		My friends start shooting like the fucking microwave.
		You do that with women.
		They'll call the police and you'll have a sexual assault charge on you.
		Okay.
		They'll call the police of a gun charge and assault charge.
		They just don't know how to hang.
		They don't understand life.
		They don't understand anything.
		They don't get it.
		Everything has to be an issue, solution, consequence.
		And like everything's got to have like, it makes sense to them.
		If it doesn't make sense, then you're ridiculous.
		And I don't want to hear you.
		And I'm going to talk to you until it makes sense to me.
		And my mother's like, shut up.
		Shut up.
		You silly woman.
		You silly woman.
		Shut up.
		It's like, stop.
		This goes with everywhere.
		So it's like, no, my wife is a co-pastor.
		Don't go to that church.
		My wife's a co-pastor.
		We have women co-pastors.
		Me and my husband are co-pastors.
		Get the hell out of that egalitarian, satanic place.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's not true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You will die.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You will get, you will die.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		You're going to hell.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's like, I don't know if you're going to hell.
		But I'm saying you're going to kill yourself and then maybe go to hell.
		But you're going to kill yourself.
		It's like, oh, yeah, we have women youth leaders.
		Why?
		Look, if you have women counselors who help counsel the women, you know what you should have?
unidentified		Is that even a good idea?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you don't want to help counsel women, it means you might have an immature church.
		You know what you should have in the youth counselors?
		Married couples who help counsel the women with a wife with her husband who can sit down with the girl and talk to her, especially if they're older.
		And if they're younger, they should be with their parents or their mom and like talk to them together.
		Like, what's up with this isolation and modern stuff?
		It's like, there should be some grown-ass married couples who are there to help young kids who are down to earth and aren't like, oh, you're just a kid and you're retarded.
		It's like, no, what's up?
		Like, there's a lot of adults that understand what life's like and how it's life.
		You know, not everyone at church has come from, you know, nice homes.
		And like, hey, look, I get it.
		You know, you don't, your parents, you know, you come from a single mother household.
		Like, you know, I'm glad your mom drops you off here so she get a night off to drink and smoke.
		And like, yo, like, let's talk about life.
		Let's think, we're glad you're here.
		I'm just saying, like, we're glad you're here.
		It's good to be here, but you don't need this modernization of things.
		It's kind of a bullshit.
		Like, it really is.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		It doesn't, I mean, no, there's like, I'm very grateful for my upbringing.
		I could have, my parents could have been atheist or secular or some shit.
		Like, I'm really grateful my parents, my parents were Christian, really conservative.
		They always told me our country hates Christians and loves gay people.
		So like, yeah, my parents were based.
		My parents knew what was up.
		But they just didn't know.
		They weren't like based within Christianity because we were going to an evangelical church.
unidentified		That's fair.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Shit.
		If I was raised Catholic, maybe I would have stuck with it.
		But I don't know.
		I just recommend retard maxing at this point.
		Another thing Myron Gain said recently is that being a Christian doesn't help you with girls, which I help you with.
unidentified		No.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		It depends on what you mean.
		Now, if you're really a Christian, you should be in the death cult and you're not.
		Christian isn't helping you.
unidentified		You get wars in Miami.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I don't think it helps you anywhere, though.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Being a Christian does not help.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Christianity, because you've been evangelical, it doesn't help you.
		Evangelical Christianity doesn't help you.
		That should be a pussy.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		It cuts you.
unidentified		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		But like, I thought I had to be nice to people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, being an Orthodox dude, like, dude, you can go kill people as an Orthodox in war.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, there was a time when men would join Catholic militias and military.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Like, that'll help you get away from the people.
		What do you think?
		Put on some armor and kill some Muslims.
		What are you going to do?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, you're telling me putting on the Holy Cross of the Sepulchre and going on and like going slaying some like Muslim Turkish like mom girls is going to get some evangelical church.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You're a man and you got to do this for a half.
unidentified		You've got to take out music.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You know, so like evangelical church, the whole thing is very feminine.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		And all right, real fast.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I had to jump over.
		Two super chats from a Russian guy.
		He said, the worst part about driving from Florida to New York is stand is that I'm a law-abiding citizen, NFL with my CCW, but as soon as I crossed the border, I'm now a felon.
		True.
		That being said, somebody also said we got to do a Q ⁇ A for locals only with you, by the way.
		So that's why we got to go over there.
		Locals only, ElijahSafer.locals.com.
		You guys are roasting me in the chat tonight.
		Say I was Milo maxing in my past.
unidentified		That's not good.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's crazy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Milo maxing?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		That's my guy.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		You don't want that.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Definitely.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I heard Milo's a homosexual.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Is that true?
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		He used to be.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to talk about Milo.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to talk about him.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Milo's becoming Catholic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I heard it became Catholic.
		That's all I'm going to say.
		Mr. Dissident said, most underrated show on the internet for a few air horns there.
unidentified		Let's go.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		If you want to follow the show, you can follow the Q ⁇ A.
		We have about what?
		We have about 20 minutes left to be the Q ⁇ A with Hayden.
		Oh, we have one more $10 super chat.
		Let's go.
		From Gaming Something said, since October 7th, went from Protestant to Orthodoxy, most special a service I felt.
		Most welcoming and nice woman ever for my wife to befriend.
		Amazing choice for married couples.
		Yeah, with children.
		I've heard this too.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Orthodox is terrible for the dating market because there are not single women in it, but the married women in it are phenomenal people.
		Like my buddy's wife, she helps bake the communion.
		I'll say this every time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll say this.
		I'm going to say this as someone I'm learning from my elders is this.
		I've seen a lot of very immature people spend a lot of time.
		Like I have critiqued evangelicalism and spent my whole life in it.
		So I'm coming at it from a personal experience, not an outside.
		I think it's very unwise for any type of practice to criticize it from the outside.
		And I've seen the most mature Catholics and Orthodox call each other brothers and sisters.
		And only immature Catholics and Orthodox, mostly Catholics, call the Orthodox not Christians.
		And then there's always the zealous young Orthodox guys who are like a lot of the young people.
		Young Orthodox guys who are new to the faith, you know, in the end, you want people to go to heaven.
		And I don't think God's going to send people to hell because you got a little thing wrong about the papacy.
		Like it's like, hey, it might affect the way you live your life.
		It could lead you to hell because it could lead you away from order, from God.
		God wants.
		Like, just I don't think all evangelicals are going to hell or like, you know, Mormons, we'll talk about that.
		But I will say, I will say.
		You're judged by the knowledge to which you have.
unidentified		Yeah.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		That's what it says.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It says in the Bible.
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		I go with that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So I'm just going to say, like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's about join my church.
		It's about follow God and pray for the salvation of people that if you believe that's the most sure way to salvation.
		All I've heard Catholics say is the Catholic Church is the most sure way to salvation.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But I've heard Protestants a lot say that Catholics are going to hell, and I've heard a lot of Christians say that Orthodoxy is demon worship and things like that.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		So stupid.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I hope you're wrong because I think they're right.
		Anyways, we'll head over.
		Hayden, if people want to find you and follow you, how can they find you and follow you before we go to the QA?
hayden mcdougall ▲ ● ▼		Follow Angry Patriot X on X and follow Woman Propaganda on Instagram.
		I'm the coolest, edgiest dude on Instagram.
		So please follow.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		And then follow me at Braden Sorbo on X. Go pray your rosary.
braeden cooper sorbo ▲ ● ▼		God bless.
unidentified		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And the rest of you guys will see you over on Locals in about two minutes.

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