Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - What We Know About Charlie’s MURDERER So Far | The Rift | Guest: Geno Bisconte + Keanu Thompson
Aired: 2025-09-12
Duration: 01:29:31


=== Whether He's Drunk or Betting (10:38) ===

[00:00:01]  All right.
[00:00:02]  A little bit of a messy start there, but it's honestly been a messy few days.
[00:00:07]  I speak for all of Americans when, you know, we're trying not to curse on the show, but there's really no other way to describe that have been feeling very fucked in the head.
[00:00:16]  And that's probably using the most conservative language that I can describe.
[00:00:22]  Because whether you knew Charlie as a colleague, like I did, whether he was a closer person to you, you were a friend and a colleague like Tyler Boyer, Andrew Colvet, Jack Pasovic, or maybe you were just a student that, you know, you worked at a club.
[00:00:36]  And maybe you actually, you know, were somebody who, even more than that, you, you know, were somebody who ultimately just was impacted by the things that he did, by the service that he gave to the country.
[00:00:48]  When you see a moderate, somebody whose whole stance is to try to hold back the floodgates of extremism, whether you liked it or not, right?
[00:00:58]  Even taking the stance to support Israel, even taking the stance to keep a very streamlined Republican position, that that's the person they decided to shoot.
[00:01:08]  If we could also get the Discord shut off somewhere there, someone's Discord is on, coming in here.
[00:01:13]  But yeah, that's the person that they decided to shoot.
[00:01:17]  That's the person that they decided to kill.
[00:01:19]  And do it in front of children.
[00:01:20]  Do it in front of his wife.
[00:01:22]  Do it in front of his daughter.
[00:01:24]  You know, talk about a tearjerker there.
[00:01:26]  You know, people that were there said that when the gunshot went off, his daughter ran to him to try to get comfort because she was scared, but she couldn't obviously get to him because her mom was too busy holding her, watching her husband shoot blood out of his neck and die.
[00:01:45]  And anyone who saw the shot knew that that was fatal, but we all wished it wasn't.
[00:01:51]  And it's sort of like watching the Twin Towers get hit by the planes and watching them collapse and like still not being able to understand what you just saw.
[00:02:02]  I just want to say, you know, as a tribute to an old longtime friend, I've known him for about eight, nine years now, from when he was like, you know, getting 100 people in a college to like now he's feeling stadiums getting presidents elected.
[00:02:14]  What a guy.
[00:02:14]  And he's younger than me.
[00:02:15]  Makes me, I would accomplish anything in light of what he's done.
[00:02:18]  You know, what we really need to remember is in all of this, who's really hurting him?
[00:02:22]  His poor wife, who just absolutely lost the light of her life.
[00:02:29]  And I know losing anyone losing their husband would be tough, but losing a husband like that, there's no other man of that caliber.
[00:02:34]  There's no man of that caliber.
[00:02:36]  So, you know, the importance of what we're talking about today, I know this is a very dark way to open, but it's not the most fun thing.
[00:02:43]  I do want to remind you guys as we start, I want to introduce my guests today.
[00:02:45]  And it's like, you invited comedians on to talk about assassinations, killers, and death.
[00:02:52]  Unfortunately, yes.
[00:02:54]  Because life's become a joke.
[00:02:56]  That's sort of what it is.
[00:02:57]  Life has become one giant, dark, cinematic hoax.
[00:03:02]  And it feels like we are all, you know, people said there's proliferation of porn.
[00:03:06]  There is.
[00:03:07]  Because we're all getting bent over and fucked every day, whether you like it or not.
[00:03:10]  That's how it feels today.
[00:03:11]  Joining me today are my guests who, by the way, you can also intro and tell people you have a show tonight and tomorrow night.
[00:03:17]  But like all podcasters, we're willing to talk about whatever's important and this is what's important.
[00:03:21]  Keanu Thompson, welcome to The Rift.
[00:03:23]  We're so glad to have you here.
[00:03:25]  Introduce yourself.
[00:03:26]  Hi, I'm Keanu Thompson.
[00:03:27]  Thank you for having us, first of all, Elijah.
[00:03:29]  This is lovely.
[00:03:31]  I'm a comic.
[00:03:32]  This is my elderly husband, Eugene.
[00:03:35]  We're going to do a show tonight.
[00:03:37]  Where, Gene?
[00:03:38]  Sad Man Comedy Club, where we weren't going to do the show, but once he let me get bent over and fucked, I'm like, I'm in.
[00:03:44]  And he said, Gene, look, we're doing a show and it's about tragedy.
[00:03:49]  He's like, anyone can make fun of the blacks and the Jews.
[00:03:51]  I said, tell me about it.
[00:03:52]  That's all Keanu does on the car right over.
[00:03:54]  Absolutely not true.
[00:03:56]  We came to talk about this because there is a there's a side to dark comedy, but even this, we were saying before the show started.
[00:04:04]  I said in all my years, and I've got more than probably you two nearly combined, I've never seen a live assassination, and this has to be some sort of turning point, no pun intended, in the country.
[00:04:17]  Like a lot of people, you can literally go two directions from this, okay?
[00:04:21]  You can be like, okay, we've got exact revenge.
[00:04:24]  And I mean, you can go two directions from each side of the aisle.
[00:04:28]  Okay.
[00:04:28]  Let's say you're Republican.
[00:04:29]  You can go, you're conservative like me, and you can be like, all right, they all have to die.
[00:04:33]  Or you have to say, did you really like Charlie Kirk?
[00:04:36]  Because what would Charlie Kirk do in this situation?
[00:04:39]  And there's an AI going around of what Charlie Kirk would do.
[00:04:42]  And he's like, look, my body is dead, but I'm in a better place.
[00:04:45]  Because something, Charlie Kirk, he was full of two things.
[00:04:48]  He was full of love.
[00:04:49]  He was full of passion, but he was not full of shit.
[00:04:52]  And everything Charlie Kirk ever said, he met, and you know, he'd be like, they just proved everything I was telling you.
[00:04:57]  And do me a goddamn favor and don't undo everything I did by being like the piece of shit that shot me, who allegedly they have in custody.
[00:05:06]  Right.
[00:05:07]  And we are going to be talking about the alleged shooter, which I want to remind people.
[00:05:11]  The only reason why I'm a little bit more confident it could actually be them.
[00:05:14]  Speaking of alleged shooter, I apologize for last night.
[00:05:16]  I didn't.
[00:05:16]  I lied.
[00:05:17]  I lied.
[00:05:19]  I didn't make fun of the dead guy or the Jews.
[00:05:22]  Well, we'll get there.
[00:05:23]  Thank you.
[00:05:23]  We're going to be able to do that too because believe it or not Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin are coming up, which they themselves, you don't even have to.
[00:05:29]  They're the only people I know who have higher profile who I feel like I'm punching down when I'm talking about them.
[00:05:33]  You know, it's very weird when someone's richer, more famous than you.
[00:05:35]  And I, for the one thing, it's not weird for me.
[00:05:38]  It's not odd for me at all.
[00:05:39]  When someone's richer, more famous, or taller.
[00:05:41]  You're not rich?
[00:05:43]  98%ile of men.
[00:05:45]  It's like, this guy's five foot one.
[00:05:47]  He's no, but jokes aside, Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro, it's the smarminess and the craziness.
[00:05:55]  We'll get into that.
[00:05:56]  But before we jump into the story, we're going to be talking about the shooter.
[00:05:58]  We're going to be talking about what we know, new developments, some of the conspiracies.
[00:06:02]  We're going to look at the reactions of prominent people to what's going on in Charlie's life.
[00:06:06]  We're going to talk a little bit about his accomplishments.
[00:06:08]  Look at some things.
[00:06:08]  And that's mainly what we're going to be discussing.
[00:06:10]  And then in the second half, we're going to talk a little bit about some things with comedy, what's going on in the comedy scene.
[00:06:16]  Even the fact that Charlie's death is so big, it's affected comics, which is, you know, comics actually are some of the most depressed fucking people you ever meet in your life, by the way.
[00:06:23]  But they know how to make a joke out of it.
[00:06:27]  They have a really dark way of seeing life, so they kind of make life happy for all of us because they usually have a lot of trauma and undealt with issues, which we all do.
[00:06:35]  So do podcasters, by the way.
[00:06:36]  That's why we get along.
[00:06:37]  That's why comics are good at podcasting because you have to be a little bit degenerate, fucked in the head, and also yet still keep a smile on your face and know how to live everything over.
[00:06:46]  And vulnerable and drunk.
[00:06:47]  Yes.
[00:06:48]  Vulnerable, drunk.
[00:06:50]  Substantive.
[00:06:52]  You don't listen to her.
[00:06:53]  Sorry, stop talking about my view.
[00:06:55]  By the way, you're smitten too, by the way.
[00:06:57]  This is like, I told him that too.
[00:06:58]  I was like, how long have you guys been together?
[00:07:00]  And they were like, how long have you guys been together?
[00:07:02]  We've been dating.
[00:07:03]  We've been hooking up and dating off and on for five years.
[00:07:05]  And then the lockdown hit, and thank God for vaccines, which opened the country back up.
[00:07:10]  See how I can dance.
[00:07:11]  See how I can dance.
[00:07:13]  And he can always bring it back to Dr. Fauci somehow.
[00:07:15]  We love him.
[00:07:16]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:17]  Oh, my God.
[00:07:19]  Thank God for the vaccines, right?
[00:07:21]  We love those.
[00:07:22]  Dude, people were literally dying to get them.
[00:07:24]  You know what I mean?
[00:07:26]  I'm telling you.
[00:07:26]  Oh, man.
[00:07:27]  I'm vaccinated.
[00:07:28]  I'm fine.
[00:07:29]  Go ahead, Eugene.
[00:07:30]  They say it started in a lab.
[00:07:31]  I believe it now.
[00:07:32]  Oh, wow.
[00:07:32]  The woman who goes along.
[00:07:34]  Of course, the woman's vaccinated.
[00:07:36]  I don't know what to do.
[00:07:38]  I actually don't blame women for getting vaccinated.
[00:07:39]  I blame the men in their lives.
[00:07:41]  I wasn't in her life then.
[00:07:43]  I was drunk.
[00:07:44]  No one's going to question me.
[00:07:44]  It's been inside me, not in my life, though.
[00:07:47]  Nice.
[00:07:48]  Hey, enough about the car ride over.
[00:07:51]  What were we talking about?
[00:07:52]  And that was the one I was driving, which made it more awkward.
[00:07:55]  It's like, no, but we're talking, we're talking about it.
[00:07:58]  That's why you're sitting there tie that together, young man.
[00:08:02]  Well, yeah, there were ropes involved, but we'll go.
[00:08:04]  We'll move on.
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[00:09:17]  And by the people that are good at it, I mean people like me.
[00:09:20]  Why don't we ever win any money?
[00:09:21]  Because we know we're bad at it, okay?
[00:09:24]  Like, if you bet the over in the first game of the season, 49 points, and at half, there were 41 total scored.
[00:09:33]  And then there was a field goal and a lightning delay.
[00:09:35]  And they all sat in the locker room together going like, that's enough of a game.
[00:09:38]  And they said, we don't give a fuck about Gino's money.
[00:09:41]  And I didn't come out and say, how could that happen?
[00:09:44]  I laughed.
[00:09:44]  But then other people will bet their kid's future on it like your kid has a future.
[00:09:49]  Stop it.
[00:09:50]  For the first time, I'm realizing I think my husband has a problem with betting.
[00:09:53]  No, I'm really good at it.
[00:09:55]  I don't mind losing.
[00:09:56]  I'm going to gamble right here.
[00:09:57]  Unless she's too crazy.
[00:09:58]  Because there's a crazy hot scale.
[00:10:00]  So it's like, I saw it.
[00:10:01]  I was like, oh, this is your daughter.
[00:10:03]  Which, by the way, considering we're in Palm Beach, Epstein's from here.
[00:10:06]  I mean, you know, who knows?
[00:10:08]  Who knows?
[00:10:09]  But the most important part is you're like, oh, it's my wife.
[00:10:12]  It's like, you know, good for you.
[00:10:13]  But then I realized sometimes it's a trap.
[00:10:14]  Sometimes you don't want to congratulate your friends when they have a good-looking girl.
[00:10:18]  But then also, too, you go, but also, it might be hell.
[00:10:22]  You know what I mean?
[00:10:22]  Like, it's sort of like a guy who has a lot of money, but he works in the mafia and got it.

=== Father And Son Dynamics (07:28) ===

[00:10:25]  Like, you know, so that's just like, hey, it's cool.
[00:10:27]  You got a lot of money, but now you got to deal with the criminal aspect of it.
[00:10:30]  You tell them it's not hell right now.
[00:10:33]  I'm crying because I'm so happy.
[00:10:35]  Yeah.
[00:10:36]  Immediately comes and asks for a drink.
[00:10:37]  You're like, oh, you're traveling with a female.
[00:10:40]  She goes, do you want, would you like some whiskey?
[00:10:43]  Yes.
[00:10:43]  Yeah.
[00:10:44]  When you're traveling with a man, drinks start before the trip because that's called hanging out.
[00:10:47]  When you're with a woman, it starts at the end of the trip and you go, look, I can't do this anymore.
[00:10:51]  You don't drink before because you'll get pissed off.
[00:10:52]  You started drinking.
[00:10:53]  But by the end of the trip, you're like, you know, I don't even know.
[00:10:56]  You're married to the alcohol more than you are to the woman.
[00:10:58]  But I want to jump into this.
[00:10:59]  Let's talk about the shooter here.
[00:11:01]  This is actually serious.
[00:11:02]  So everybody knows that we found out who the alleged shooter was.
[00:11:06]  And there's a lot of conspiracy, a lot of things that make me question what's going on.
[00:11:11]  So, you know, the shooter, I'm going to see if we have, I don't know if we don't have like an actual just the original post here, which I'm going to see if I can look for here.
[00:11:22]  But one of the things that is with the shooter for Charlie is that he is apparently from Utah and his father turned him in.
[00:11:31]  This is where I want to start here.
[00:11:32]  His father turned him in.
[00:11:34]  And we have a picture of, you know, the average shooter in this country today, the average school shooter, if you can bring this up for a second.
[00:11:41]  We all know what they've all looked like.
[00:11:43]  We've had a serious LGBTQ problem with mass murder.
[00:11:47]  I like to go back to the time when they just did it to themselves.
[00:11:50]  You know what I mean?
[00:11:50]  Can we get back to what we all loved?
[00:11:53]  That we always knew, hey, that person's kind of crazy, but they won't be here a long time.
[00:11:56]  Yeah.
[00:11:57]  But I didn't like it when we were not going to be here a long time because they're crazy, right?
[00:11:59]  It's gotten a little bit more.
[00:12:00]  Wouldn't you argue they used to do it to themselves because it was such a personal thing that went on.
[00:12:05]  But now they've been propped up so much.
[00:12:08]  And I don't mean in a, oh, God bless them.
[00:12:10]  They've been propped up so much in the mainstream that now they start to believe the incredible lies.
[00:12:15]  This last guy, they basically, from what I'm hearing, bullied his mother.
[00:12:20]  Or guilted or shamed, however you want to say it, with the old, do you want a trans daughter or a dead son?
[00:12:26]  And then the son feels he has to go on to not upset his mother.
[00:12:31]  And then they just, by the time they get old enough and it all comes together and what's left of their firing synapses, they're like, I got played and my life is over because I'll never be who I was.
[00:12:41]  They took that from me.
[00:12:42]  I can't go back and I'm done and I'm taking people with me.
[00:12:45]  And forgive me if you think I'm saying too much for them and I'm sure I am.
[00:12:50]  But that is why in my mind, in the old days, it's like, what did I do?
[00:12:53]  I'm going to kill myself.
[00:12:54]  But now they're like, no, no, no, because the pharmaceutical industry needs more money.
[00:12:58]  So we'll pump you full of more.
[00:12:59]  We won't let you die.
[00:13:00]  We'll keep making money on you and we'll have your family support you until there's no more supporting you because you're like, it's a bridge too far.
[00:13:07]  And then they take it out on more people because they've had more time to get more angry because they had to sit in the dugout.
[00:13:14]  That's my phone.
[00:13:14]  I'm so embarrassed.
[00:13:15]  Oh, you chill.
[00:13:17]  Honestly, we can't hear it in the microphone.
[00:13:18]  We've actually had you muted for the last four minutes.
[00:13:21]  We have noise canceling.
[00:13:23]  So these are just making and my bringer is never on.
[00:13:25]  But do you know what I mean?
[00:13:26]  Like that's that's literally it now.
[00:13:28]  Rather than them just being in a dark place all by themselves, they're so supported and so propped up and so Pride Month and everything that by the time it instead of it taking a couple months or years, I don't know, it's gone on for so long and they're so tortured, they snap.
[00:13:43]  I'm not saying I'm right.
[00:13:44]  I'm saying something to think about.
[00:13:45]  You know why there's not a lot of transgenders in China or in India, especially in the one child policy?
[00:13:50]  They're not allowed to probably be trans.
[00:13:52]  Well, no, it's because it's hard for the, once the guy turns into a girl, it's hard for the parents to abort him at that age.
[00:13:56]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:56]  So it's kind of crusty to clown.
[00:14:00]  Babies are trying to turn into boys then.
[00:14:02]  Correct.
[00:14:03]  Right.
[00:14:03]  Or else they'll be thrown into the corner.
[00:14:04]  Which we call the correct gender.
[00:14:07]  So let me go to the shooter here real fast.
[00:14:08]  I want to read this to you guys.
[00:14:09]  This is kind of Jennifer Jacobs.
[00:14:11]  Here's what we know.
[00:14:12]  The father of the 22-year-old charged in the Charlie Kirk killing saw the photos released by authorities and confronted his son.
[00:14:17]  Law enforcement sources told CBS News, Robinson admitted to his dad that he was the person in the photos.
[00:14:22]  His father urged him to turn himself in, but the son said he'd rather commit suicide.
[00:14:26]  Rogers won't use that.
[00:14:26]  He'd rather, you know, off himself.
[00:14:28]  Yes.
[00:14:29]  The sources said the father called a pastor who knows the son.
[00:14:32]  The pastor, so they called a pastor.
[00:14:34]  Then the pastor called the U.S. Marshals and other law enforcement agencies, which, by the way, that's the right thing to do.
[00:14:39]  Is he allowed to do that?
[00:14:40]  Yeah, yeah, pastors, if you violated a felony that is actual danger, the pastor can go to jail for co-conspiracy.
[00:14:46]  Thank you.
[00:14:47]  That and abuse of children and SA as well.
[00:14:52]  Not like basic, not like Me Too stuff, but like, you know, fun stuff.
[00:14:56]  Yeah.
[00:14:56]  Someone did the real deal.
[00:14:58]  You know what I mean?
[00:14:58]  It's a pastor.
[00:14:59]  So he didn't like go behind the screen and like confess.
[00:15:02]  Correct.
[00:15:03]  I think, I think, I think, were they Mormon?
[00:15:06]  Yeah, I think Mormon.
[00:15:07]  I saw a Mormon.
[00:15:09]  I think the Mormons have pastors and priests, right?
[00:15:10]  Isn't there that differentiation?
[00:15:12]  I don't know.
[00:15:13]  My family's Mormon.
[00:15:14]  They're all in Utah anyways, too.
[00:15:16]  Utah.
[00:15:16]  Big Mormon.
[00:15:17]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:15:18]  I remember I went there and my cousin's like a big priest, you know, over there in the church.
[00:15:24]  And I remember like, yeah, I'm not going to get into it, but I remember like what was weird is like all of my family in California is like Mexican and fat, which is fine.
[00:15:32]  I love them, but it's just true.
[00:15:34]  And then out there, they were like white Chads and like Stacy's.
[00:15:37]  And it was like a big differentiation.
[00:15:39]  And then I always, the Mormons have really preserved the gene pool.
[00:15:41]  That's all I'm going to say.
[00:15:42]  It's like, I was like, man, I'm somewhere in between.
[00:15:45]  I'm like an ugly Mexican with white skin.
[00:15:49]  But anyway.
[00:15:49]  Do you have Mexican heritage?
[00:15:52]  No, I just mean I got the bad jeans.
[00:15:53]  You know what I mean?
[00:15:54]  I got the bad white jeans.
[00:15:55]  I'm the Mexican of white people.
[00:15:57]  I'm like, you know, I didn't get the Swedish, the Swedish jeans.
[00:16:00]  Have you looked at me?
[00:16:01]  People, I don't even have a face for radio.
[00:16:03]  You know what I mean?
[00:16:04]  They didn't even want me on AM.
[00:16:06]  I get that guy.
[00:16:07]  The intonation of his voice.
[00:16:09]  Anyway, so the father called a pastor.
[00:16:12]  Tyler Robinson is being held on aggravated murder, obstruction of justice, felony discharge of a firearm.
[00:16:16]  CBS reports he's a third-year student in the electrician electrical apprenticeship program at Dixie Technical College.
[00:16:22]  You hear that kid?
[00:16:22]  Just go to trade school.
[00:16:23]  That's the answer.
[00:16:25]  He briefly attended Utah State University.
[00:16:27]  The father owns a business installing kitchen countertops and cabinets.
[00:16:30]  I have no idea why this is necessary.
[00:16:31]  His mother is a licensed social worker.
[00:16:33]  The Robinsons are Mormon and active in the church.
[00:16:35]  Tyler is the oldest of three.
[00:16:36]  Now, let me go back here.
[00:16:37]  I only read that because it sounds like it should be a good kid.
[00:16:42]  However, we have an epidemic here.
[00:16:43]  We have a real problem.
[00:16:44]  And we're going to just take it on.
[00:16:46]  We're doing this show with the assumption that this is the killer, knowing that we could be wrong, knowing this could be a setup, knowing this could be a conspiracy.
[00:16:53]  We'll talk about that.
[00:16:53]  No, my question is, why don't we believe it?
[00:16:56]  We used to believe it.
[00:16:57]  And we'll talk about it.
[00:16:58]  I don't mean to derail it.
[00:17:00]  Because we were retarded for believing anything.
[00:17:02]  Yeah.
[00:17:02]  Yeah.
[00:17:03]  Yeah, you're right.
[00:17:04]  Because they blew up, because Israel did 9-11 and we're still funding their wars.
[00:17:08]  That's literally creating the refugee crisis that's destroying Western Europe.
[00:17:12]  And we are literally, we literally let in, what, 10, 15 million people, possibly in the last four years in our border.
[00:17:19]  Yeah, but for what it's worth, all the kids are gone.
[00:17:23]  That's true.
[00:17:24]  Hillary Clinton is, you know, they always say, if you don't know logistics, talk to Hillary.
[00:17:28]  She can move kids faster than a Haitian can move a house, you know?
[00:17:32]  It's crazy.
[00:17:33]  Take it from the Mexican white guy.
[00:17:35]  It's true.

=== Radicalized And Researching (15:24) ===

[00:17:37]  So, so, man, she sees, I know, right?
[00:17:43]  She's in a shipping container.
[00:17:44]  She's like, the amount of kids you could fit in that thing.
[00:17:46]  She reads slavery books and sees how they put them on ships, but it's not to learn history.
[00:17:50]  It's to learn her future.
[00:17:52]  It's research.
[00:17:52]  It's to save money.
[00:17:53]  Yeah.
[00:17:54]  Yeah.
[00:17:54]  To save.
[00:17:56]  You know, you don't have to let them stand up.
[00:17:58]  So, anyways, check this out.
[00:18:00]  So apparently he got radicalized, which is what we're finding out.
[00:18:02]  Front is out by a lot of people.
[00:18:04]  This is the conspiracy I want to talk about: did he get radicalized because he's just a radical kid?
[00:18:09]  Or are people being targeted to radicalize them to do things that are evil?
[00:18:13]  Or should we just expect a lot of random acts of violence in the future?
[00:18:16]  Listen to this.
[00:18:17]  Area with trees on the edge of the UVU campus.
[00:18:20]  Investigators discovered a bolt-action rifle wrapped in a dark colored towel.
[00:18:26]  The rifle was determined to be a Mauser Model 98 306 caliber, 30 odd six caliber bolt-action rifle.
[00:18:33]  The rifle had a scope mounted on top of it.
[00:18:35]  Investigators noted inscriptions that had been engraved on casings found with the rifle.
[00:18:41]  Inscriptions on a fired casing read, notices bulges, capital OWO.
[00:18:49]  What's this question mark?
[00:18:51]  Inscriptions on the three unfired casings read, hey fascist exclamation point, catch exclamation point.
[00:18:59]  Up arrow symbol, right arrow and symbol, and three down arrow symbols.
[00:19:05]  A second unfired casing read, O Bella Chow, Bella Chow, Bella Chow, Chow Chow.
[00:19:11]  And a third unfired casing read, if you read this, you are gay, L-M-A-O.
[00:19:18]  What?
[00:19:20]  We are indebted to law enforcement across the state who's worked seamlessly.
[00:19:26]  Okay, so I actually want to get your guys' opinion on this because as much as this is a dark, this is a dark comedy show.
[00:19:32]  Everyone has to know that.
[00:19:33]  Rift is serious, but it's cynical, I should just say.
[00:19:36]  We're very cynical of the world and very, very much have to learn to make light of it.
[00:19:39]  It's serious, but it's also, that's just my personality.
[00:19:42]  I shouldn't say the show, actually, because Henny's not a dark comedy guy, but I am.
[00:19:45]  I just find a little bit of joy in laughing at how sad and fucked up the world is.
[00:19:49]  After heals you, as my husband would say, so you gotta do it.
[00:19:54]  What's that?
[00:19:55]  I don't know.
[00:19:56]  Don't say something.
[00:19:57]  You want me to say it?
[00:19:59]  I was gonna say.
[00:20:00]  Well, I mean, I am for immigration.
[00:20:02]  We have Thai massage parlors.
[00:20:04]  You know what I mean?
[00:20:04]  It's not a bad thing.
[00:20:05]  It's just like a little handy.
[00:20:06]  Okay.
[00:20:07]  I was talking about the shiatsu.
[00:20:08]  What are you talking about?
[00:20:10]  Excuse me.
[00:20:11]  I don't know.
[00:20:12]  These are inappropriate people.
[00:20:14]  What's the line from Better Call Saul?
[00:20:16]  I've a chiropractor.
[00:20:17]  She will adjust you to completion.
[00:20:19]  You're showing me for not thinking of Thai.
[00:20:22]  When you said to adjust my head, what exactly were you referring to?
[00:20:26]  He didn't think nobody would think that when you say massage, no one thinks chiropractor.
[00:20:30]  Thai and massage.
[00:20:32]  Well, I'm a virgin.
[00:20:34]  I am.
[00:20:35]  Are you?
[00:20:35]  I've never had sex before.
[00:20:36]  But why?
[00:20:37]  I just don't.
[00:20:38]  I'm not into it.
[00:20:39]  I just, I'm just not into it.
[00:20:40]  I think he's married.
[00:20:43]  Sorry.
[00:20:44]  What's wrong with you?
[00:20:45]  All right.
[00:20:46]  I have a couple of kids.
[00:20:46]  That's true.
[00:20:47]  But I only did it twice because I had to have the children.
[00:20:49]  I thought it was the new bit I was missing.
[00:20:51]  I'm sorry.
[00:20:51]  I'm so excited.
[00:20:53]  I just watch the rib stuff.
[00:20:54]  I'm bad.
[00:20:55]  Yeah.
[00:20:57]  I just want to see how much I'd like to see how much I can convince females of things that are not true.
[00:21:01]  It's called gaslighting, and I'm very, very, it's one of my hobbies.
[00:21:04]  So Stevens is gaslighting, though.
[00:21:06]  Do we believe this?
[00:21:07]  Do we believe that he just became radicalized recently and that he just decided that, usually people become radicalized on the right, and you like maybe quietly watch Nick Fuentes when you're in your work break in the bathroom.
[00:21:22]  Or like if you're in the left, maybe you jerk off to Hassan Piker talking about America deserves 9-11.
[00:21:29]  Maybe that's what you do.
[00:21:30]  But like not over do I really think you're like, hey, you know, maybe the Democrat establishment isn't what we want.
[00:21:36]  Maybe I'll go grab a bolt action rifle, case a place, and kill a moderate, most prominent moderate political voice in America in front of children, his own children.
[00:21:46]  Like, do you know how I'm going with this?
[00:21:48]  And it's like, where does that like, you know, because like the transgender shooting up the schools, because that's, that actually makes sense.
[00:21:56]  Because like, even though I still think it's MK Ultra, but it's like you're mentally ill.
[00:21:59]  So you go on a rampage and you always find out this actually sounds horrible.
[00:22:01]  The amount of ammo they bring and the amount of people they neutralize, it actually shows how like not planned and trained they are.
[00:22:08]  It's like, they brought, you know, 10,000 rounds and they killed six kids and you're like, well, obviously you weren't trained.
[00:22:13]  You obviously didn't know what you're doing.
[00:22:14]  Obviously, you have a plan.
[00:22:15]  You're like psychotic.
[00:22:16]  That's a psychotic break.
[00:22:17]  But like we saw in Butler with the assassination attempt on Trump and with this assassination, both the same style, get on a roof far away, get a rifle, a scoped longer.
[00:22:27]  Sadly, not that far away.
[00:22:29]  How'd they get that close?
[00:22:30]  Oh, in the Butler?
[00:22:32]  Butler, this isn't even that far, but I mean, they're not looking for the assassin here.
[00:22:37]  We never really got answers about that kid either.
[00:22:40]  Oh, you're not going to get answers about that kid.
[00:22:42]  No, you never will.
[00:22:43]  Good luck.
[00:22:43]  But circling back to what started is indoctrinating.
[00:22:47]  Like, if you've ever been, and you can make fun of me, I never went to one as a comedian, but I finally saw one like a couple years ago, like a comedian hypnotist.
[00:22:55]  What?
[00:22:56]  You ever see a comedian hypnotist?
[00:22:58]  Look, they're funny.
[00:22:59]  They hypnotize.
[00:23:01]  But before they do it, and this is like what I think when you say it's MK Ultra, it's indoctrination.
[00:23:08]  They always, they have, like, anyone want to try this?
[00:23:10]  They have like 20 people come on stage and I forget what they do, not like it matters.
[00:23:14]  The hypnotist is the comedian.
[00:23:15]  Yeah, the hypnotists.
[00:23:16]  I thought that you were fucked up in the head and you were like, I need a hypnotist.
[00:23:20]  Here, and all the comedians go up.
[00:23:21]  So the hypnotists go up and there's 20 people in a row and they're like, you can be hypnotized.
[00:23:25]  You can't.
[00:23:26]  You have to go.
[00:23:26]  Thank you so much.
[00:23:27]  And they say it in a nice way.
[00:23:28]  But once you get a kid that's that's gullible, that's indoctrinable, which isn't a word.
[00:23:34]  They're hypnotized.
[00:23:35]  I know what you're talking about.
[00:23:36]  I think there's certain people that can be indoctrinated and certain people that can't.
[00:23:40]  Like these schools are indoctrinating kids.
[00:23:42]  I'm sorry, you can make fun of me.
[00:23:43]  You can say I'm Grandpa Simpson yelling at clouds, but it's not everyone, but a lot of them are susceptible to this.
[00:23:48]  And this is a kid that if you believe he's the guy, and I'm willing to believe it now, but you know what I mean?
[00:23:53]  After COVID, after we caught on, after we started to question COVID, we were wrong to question it.
[00:23:59]  The vaccines were amazing.
[00:24:00]  But after we did, you know, that we started to question everything, you know.
[00:24:04]  And you look at these kids today, and there's some that just, I believe they're simply that easily indoctrinated.
[00:24:11]  And if this, if this is the kid that did it, you know, and I know that sounds ridiculous, but you don't know what to believe, then yeah, he bought it.
[00:24:18]  He's writing the stuff on the, on the, uh, on the bullets like the other guy did because he wants to be Luigi Mangioni.
[00:24:24]  He's on a, he's on a rooftop with a sniper because he wants to be the guy that shot a Trump.
[00:24:29]  And they believe all these things, you know, to fight back against fascism because you know what a fascist does.
[00:24:35]  He takes power from the government and gives it back to the states.
[00:24:38]  That's what a fascist does, right?
[00:24:39]  You fucking idiots.
[00:24:41]  Yeah.
[00:24:43]  I'm actually with you.
[00:24:44]  And I kind of want to bring up some of this.
[00:24:46]  You're all the way over there.
[00:24:47]  I tried to sit on your lap and you got, never mind.
[00:24:50]  He's a virgin, Eugene.
[00:24:51]  Nice.
[00:24:52]  I said I was a virgin, but one time I went to go see Santa and then he told me to sit on his lap, talk about the first thing that popped up.
[00:24:56]  And I'll tell you.
[00:24:58]  Not bad.
[00:24:59]  Not bad.
[00:25:00]  All right.
[00:25:00]  Not bad.
[00:25:01]  I'm doing it.
[00:25:02]  I'm doing it tonight.
[00:25:03]  It's Sandman coming.
[00:25:04]  Sad man.
[00:25:06]  Was it a white Christmas?
[00:25:07]  Your mic is muted.
[00:25:08]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:25:09]  It was a white Christmas.
[00:25:10]  Just for me.
[00:25:12]  All right.
[00:25:12]  Unfortunately, it's hard.
[00:25:14]  It's hard to learn about Christmas like that when you're only nine.
[00:25:16]  But anyway.
[00:25:20]  All right.
[00:25:21]  But I'm just saying.
[00:25:22]  All right, let's talk.
[00:25:23]  But let's talk about this.
[00:25:24]  So I've had a lot of experience with anti-fascists.
[00:25:27]  You know, they've literally cracked my skull open, like physically, right?
[00:25:31]  I mean, I was in Portland.
[00:25:33]  Yeah, that was actually, no, that was actually Seattle.
[00:25:36]  I've got him multiple times.
[00:25:37]  But the guy came up with brass knuckles and just popped the back of my skull to split my skull open.
[00:25:43]  It was bad.
[00:25:43]  I had to go get like, I've gone in the emergency room so many times doing like gonzo journalism stuff.
[00:25:48]  But there was a really violent time.
[00:25:51]  Do you guys remember that?
[00:25:52]  During the first Trump era, we're having like assassinations of school shooters now.
[00:25:56]  But before that, we had Antifa.
[00:26:00]  And Antifa, you know, we had kind of held the reins through Black Lives Matter.
[00:26:05]  They were sort of the brown shirts of the movement to sort of keep people in check.
[00:26:09]  They assaulted journalists.
[00:26:10]  There's a lot of things that have happened on what's gone on.
[00:26:15]  But I will say, one of the most important things is that when they hit me, I noticed the police didn't do anything.
[00:26:23]  And what you know is that a lot of the people in power say that Antifa isn't a real group.
[00:26:29]  It's an idea, right?
[00:26:31]  It's an idea of being against state-sponsored authoritarianism.
[00:26:35]  When actuality, anti-fascism is a movement.
[00:26:38]  It's an ideology, but it's also a group of people.
[00:26:40]  It's a terrorist cell.
[00:26:41]  And it took years for it to finally be deemed a terrorist cell.
[00:26:44]  They found out they literally have training centers.
[00:26:46]  They're literally training people.
[00:26:47]  So if this guy, you can bring this up.
[00:26:49]  Tim Cast News is pretty reliable.
[00:26:51]  He's a moderate.
[00:26:52]  He's not a sensational right-winger.
[00:26:54]  You know, they said Tyler Robinson was allegedly involved in multiple Antifa Discord servers.
[00:26:58]  I'm going to say there needs to be possibly a federal probe and federal raid on Antifa cells because if this guy was connected to Antifa, and this is like not, this is not your like Dan Bongino show where I'm trying to get my boomer audience to like get him to get Antifa.
[00:27:15]  They're everywhere.
[00:27:15]  It's like, no, Antifa's really in a few places.
[00:27:17]  It's really in the Pacific Northwest is where it's concentrated.
[00:27:20]  They do have cells in every major city, New York, especially Northeast, but it's predominantly in the Pacific Northwest.
[00:27:26]  They have a huge cell in Los Angeles, but it's not as important in Los Angeles because they have Mexicans.
[00:27:32]  So they're way more dangerous and you don't need white guys doing the job for them.
[00:27:36]  Not all, but most.
[00:27:38]  But however, I really want to bring this up.
[00:27:40]  I got cracked in the head, but I also, we did a lot of work.
[00:27:43]  This is why sometimes I see like Cam Higsby just like going to a protest.
[00:27:47]  Do you ever see this with like 20 people in Seattle?
[00:27:49]  I got beat up.
[00:27:49]  You're like, where were you the last decade?
[00:27:51]  You don't go to those things.
[00:27:52]  They'll literally just kill you.
[00:27:54]  And the government is literally Antifa people themselves.
[00:27:56]  My point was that we would uncover.
[00:27:59]  I went undercover as Antifa for a month during the siege of the federal building where the DHS broke my fucking leg and never apologized.
[00:28:06]  However, yeah, because they thought I was Antifa, so they broke my leg.
[00:28:10]  And why did they think you were Antifa?
[00:28:12]  Because I was dressed, I was embedded.
[00:28:14]  I did a 30-day extremism.
[00:28:15]  I embedded it for 30 days during a siege.
[00:28:18]  And one thing that I noticed with eating with these people, drinking beer with them, smoking stoges, and hanging out was that they were very, very, very organized and they really were planning how to be violent, how to attack the officers, how to inflict ultimate damage with non-lethal weapons so you couldn't get a felony with a lethal weapon.
[00:28:40]  That it's like, how do you sharpen a bottle and Molotov caucus and training groups and at the library, maybe at libraries and stuff?
[00:28:45]  My point was that if this is Antifa and he is being trained, oh, that video is there as me getting beat up by black people.
[00:28:52]  But that's a Philippo was the I don't know.
[00:28:55]  That was during Antifa.
[00:28:56]  Yeah, that was during Antifa Antifa when they were in that like whatever city.
[00:29:01]  Yeah, that was a that was a city I don't like to go to Philadelphia.
[00:29:04]  Nope.
[00:29:04]  Well, I did the CHOP for a week too.
[00:29:06]  You did?
[00:29:07]  Yeah.
[00:29:07]  The CHOP.
[00:29:07]  That's what I was saying.
[00:29:08]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:29:09]  We were the first people there as the cops left and went undercover there and filmed the people planning to kill people.
[00:29:13]  We put so many videos out of people planning to kill people.
[00:29:16]  It was crazy.
[00:29:17]  So my point is, I really bring this up as a serious, you know, suggestion here: is if this guy is Antifa, this could be one of many terrorist attacks that are going in the future.
[00:29:27]  And I would count this less as an assassination as terrorism because of the way it was carried out.
[00:29:32]  I feel like he's a little young for that, though.
[00:29:34]  What is he, 22?
[00:29:36]  Well, they're all like that age.
[00:29:37]  Okay, but they're all white.
[00:29:38]  So I'm saying, I don't hear about Antifa too much anymore, really, right?
[00:29:43]  But yeah, because I'm saying, because maybe they've been planning, maybe they've been making wait.
[00:29:47]  Yeah.
[00:29:48]  Couldn't you argue?
[00:29:49]  Sorry to cut you up.
[00:29:49]  Couldn't you argue like that should be a blow to Antifa?
[00:29:52]  Like anyone that still thinks Antifa is anything but the very things they they protest against, this would exist.
[00:29:59]  Maybe I'm wrong.
[00:30:00]  I mean, now I'm catching myself like, no, they'd be like, he's trying to stop the fascists and his Trump and his mouthpiece.
[00:30:05]  But this is a moment.
[00:30:07]  I was saying this earlier where people are going to have to take a side.
[00:30:10]  I talked about people on the right, what we have to do, but people on the left really need to take a step back and either realize, and you could say I'm just being that angry old conservative, the left is the party of violence and hatred and racism.
[00:30:26]  And I'm sorry, you can yell at me for that, but they keep proving that time and time again.
[00:30:32]  No one I know has ever, like, trust me, I say in my act, I pray there's a hell, and I pray that someday Joe Biden, I say Jill more than Joe, John Mayorkis more than, you know, just all these people.
[00:30:43]  There will be a time they will sit there and they will have to answer for what they've done.
[00:30:47]  But I don't say I'm going to send them to hell.
[00:30:49]  But there's got to be a moment and now, if not now, when, where Democrats take a step back and say, what are we doing?
[00:30:56]  What are we doing?
[00:30:57]  And especially when you see the memes going around of Joe Biden and all the things they wrote on his Twitter and acted like he said, when you get, you know, Maxine Water saying we've got to push back on these people.
[00:31:09]  You know, when AOC says this Rashad Penny, Rashad Penny was a running back, but the penny guy, but the guy, penny guy on the subway that choked the guy out.
[00:31:19]  And she's like, this is making the subways unsafe, but says nothing when that guy in North Carolina stabs that innocent woman.
[00:31:25]  This is a moment where hopefully they'll step back and say, we really are pieces of shit.
[00:31:30]  And they won't, not in politics because they need the money.
[00:31:33]  But hopefully the people that are putting them in politics will take a step back and saying, when did we become this?
[00:31:40]  Right.
[00:31:40]  Some, I would hope.
[00:31:42]  I feel like it's not a side, it's not a group.
[00:31:45]  But if you look at the praise in some people, like Luigi Mangioni, right?
[00:31:51]  He wrote on the bullets.
[00:31:53]  He did the same thing.
[00:31:55]  Keep going.
[00:31:57]  I feel like he was a 22-year-old kid that got indoctrinated by the internet and went, look what happened to Luigi.
[00:32:04]  He was a model on Sheen just now.
[00:32:07]  Look at him.
[00:32:08]  And then maybe went like, oh, fuck it.
[00:32:09]  I'll just go and take out this guy that's so controversial.
[00:32:13]  I have no idea, but I feel like he's not a part of an organization.
[00:32:17]  Just like, I'd rather kill myself than turn myself in.
[00:32:20]  Look at Luigi.
[00:32:22]  I want to do something cool like that.
[00:32:24]  Because women, and it's disturbing because that man was just as brutally fucking shot as just in the back, in the street.
[00:32:33]  He also had a family.
[00:32:34]  That was cowardice.
[00:32:35]  I don't care what people say, but that was cowardly.
[00:32:38]  Shooting that in the back is cowardly.
[00:32:40]  It's awful.
[00:32:41]  Yes.
[00:32:41]  That's crazy.
[00:32:42]  It was insane.
[00:32:43]  And I don't care how you, obviously healthcare is fucked up in our country.

=== Cowardly Acts and Notoriety (01:43) ===

[00:32:47]  Yeah, So you could call it cowardly.
[00:32:50]  You go.
[00:32:50]  I'm sorry.
[00:32:51]  But it's just funny.
[00:32:52]  It's like, I think these people want just notoriety.
[00:32:54]  He's like, maybe I'll do what Luigi did.
[00:32:56]  Maybe he couldn't find a girlfriend.
[00:32:57]  He's like, well, everybody loves Luigi.
[00:32:59]  He's a model.
[00:33:00]  He couldn't find a girlfriend, please.
[00:33:02]  But do you really think it's cowardly?
[00:33:06]  Okay.
[00:33:07]  And I'm not saying the physical way he did it.
[00:33:10]  What we saw, that's how a coward shoots someone.
[00:33:13]  But when, you know what's cowardly?
[00:33:16]  And he should face the full extent of the law.
[00:33:19]  He murdered a man.
[00:33:20]  But you know what's cowardly?
[00:33:21]  Running the biggest healthcare company in the system and what he wrote on the bullets.
[00:33:25]  Make sure you deter.
[00:33:27]  Where do you learn that from?
[00:33:29]  No, but it's cowardly to keep people's money and never have to face them.
[00:33:35]  We have a system in your stuff.
[00:33:38]  Make sure you don't give them their money.
[00:33:40]  Well, what are we going to tell them?
[00:33:41]  I don't give a fuck.
[00:33:43]  I'm the president.
[00:33:44]  I get the money.
[00:33:45]  You do it.
[00:33:46]  You don't want to face them?
[00:33:47]  No.
[00:33:48]  I don't want to face them, much like the guy that shot me didn't.
[00:33:52]  So you can call him cowards.
[00:33:54]  No, no, no.
[00:33:54]  But listen, you're talking to the guy who just got fucked out of 104 grand to the insurance company.
[00:33:58]  Right.
[00:33:59]  Listen, I'm dealing with Jewish insurance, a Indian agent, and blacks who committed the crime.
[00:34:07]  And then it's a good idea.
[00:34:07]  It sounds like a bar joke.
[00:34:09]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:34:09]  Except the bar joke is American Society in 2025.
[00:34:12]  It's like, so you get an Indian, a Jew, a lesbian.

=== Return of the Rooftop Koreans (02:20) ===

[00:34:15]  You just got to keep going.
[00:34:16]  A queer, a transgender white kid, a transgender half-white kid, another transgender white, but white Latino.
[00:34:22]  And it's like, oh my gosh, who are all these identities?
[00:34:25]  Yeah, well, society's gotten a little more complicated, okay?
[00:34:27]  Talking to yourself in the 80s.
[00:34:29]  Like, what are all these people?
[00:34:30]  Jokes were so simple back then because life was simple.
[00:34:32]  So everyone just knew there was just a Jew and a Greek and a black guy.
[00:34:37]  I did a lot of jokes about Wawa in the 90s.
[00:34:39]  It was that simple.
[00:34:40]  Yeah, no, Wawa is probably somebody's new name.
[00:34:45]  It's a gender.
[00:34:45]  It's my gender.
[00:34:47]  Wawa.
[00:34:47]  That's my pronoun.
[00:34:48]  Wawa is my pronoun.
[00:34:49]  This is kind of a bad time to bring up something about rooftop shooters, but you guys have heard of the rooftop Koreans, correct?
[00:34:55]  Well, there is a new publishing company that's forming that's trying to create like actually like novels and not just fiction, but also like novels to teach kids, teenagers that are good about the things that based people have done in society.
[00:35:09]  For instance, there's this one called Return of the Rooftop Koreans.
[00:35:11]  It's a brand new graphic novel that just dropped on Kickstarter.
[00:35:14]  So if you want to like sort of like, we were supposed to, we got to make the change.
[00:35:16]  We've got to make the change.
[00:35:17]  Well, if you know the history during the LA riots in 92, when the city was burning and the cops were overwhelmed, created American business owners literally had to take to the rooftops with rifles to protect their families and stores.
[00:35:27]  They became legends, the rooftop Koreans.
[00:35:30]  This book brings the spirit back for a new generation.
[00:35:32]  It's over 140 pages, full color, and tells the story of Ernst Guan, a Korean-American store owner who shoots a criminal in self-defense during a robbery.
[00:35:39]  The media twists the truth.
[00:35:40]  LA spirals into chaos and Ernest is forced to rise up and lead a new generation of rooftop Koreans.
[00:35:45]  It's about survival, family, and standing your ground when no one else will.
[00:35:49]  If you're tired of cancel culture and you believe in the right to defend yourself and your community, this book is for you.
[00:35:53]  Go to Kickstarter right now and then search Return of the Rooftop Koreans and grab your copy today back at Share.
[00:35:59]  An Experience is one of a kind story.
[00:36:01]  Check out the link in the bio to learn more about what it is.
[00:36:04]  Again, it's in the bio.
[00:36:05]  It should be on the screen.
[00:36:06]  I don't know, but again, we have a link.
[00:36:08]  I don't know if it's there.
[00:36:09]  It's not there, but go to the bio and check it out and go ahead and support them.
[00:36:13]  It's important that we support companies that are doing the things that we need to be doing.
[00:36:18]  I kind of want to bring this up too about his communications on Discord, though, like you said.

=== Live TV Missed Assassination Attempt (03:48) ===

[00:36:22]  So sorry, Tyler Robinson was communicating with someone on Discord prior to and about the assassination of Charlie Kirk, apparently as his roommate or his friend.
[00:36:31]  People are talking about sort of what the current suggestion is.
[00:36:34]  So it means that others were involved.
[00:36:36]  That doesn't mean that others were involved in a conspiracy because you could have just been telling them like, hey, I'll pick me up and they don't know what's going on.
[00:36:42]  We would have to see the messages.
[00:36:44]  So I think it's a little bit too audacious to sort of bring that in.
[00:36:48]  But someone said that the Utah government said no one else was involved.
[00:36:54]  So it could have been to his parents.
[00:36:55]  That could be how his parents knew, right?
[00:36:57]  We don't know how his parents found out per se.
[00:36:58]  We don't have all the details.
[00:37:00]  But the point is, is that like I wrote something on X that I think is very important that I think a lot of people are feeling.
[00:37:08]  You get a lot of people like Nancy Mace who are like, we need to bring back the death penalty.
[00:37:11]  We need to, you know, we need to kill him immediately or whatever they're saying.
[00:37:16]  And I wrote this and it did.
[00:37:17]  I mean, for the amount of views it got, only 176,000 views, it got 6.3,000 likes, which means it's a very high-engaged post, right?
[00:37:26]  I said, I want a televised trial to prove this was him, no JFK bullshit, meaning I don't actually want like just a public execution, you know, like these sensationalists.
[00:37:35]  Give his wife the gun and let her pull the trigger.
[00:37:37]  Yeah, maybe after, after it is televised and we can all look at all the facts ourselves and make sure that we believe this is who it was and we have an investigation to find out if he was a part of a terrorist cell.
[00:37:51]  Was he a part of, was he commanded to do this?
[00:37:54]  Who was involved?
[00:37:55]  Who wasn't involved?
[00:37:56]  What was that plane?
[00:37:56]  Was that plane to that plane that turned off its transponder right after and dropped something off and then came back that belonged to a Jewish businessman from right there?
[00:38:05]  Was that involved in this?
[00:38:07]  No, I didn't see that.
[00:38:08]  Yeah, like, so, so, what, what, what is true and what's not, I'm not going to put up with this, you know, that was the shooter and then, you know, we fried him or whatever.
[00:38:16]  Here's a guy who blew up the, you know, federal building in Oklahoma.
[00:38:21]  And then, you know, we just put him to death and, you know, no more.
[00:38:23]  It's like, I actually want, I actually think this guy, maybe even the death penalty shouldn't be swift because he should be available as we find more information as there's more investigations to answer for himself.
[00:38:33]  You know, and then I want to, then I want to kill him.
[00:38:35]  But like, I want there to be a full investigation.
[00:38:37]  Anybody that does something like this probably, like he said, wants to die.
[00:38:41]  So it should be a long fucking process.
[00:38:43]  It should be he isn't.
[00:38:45]  Wants to be made a hero in death.
[00:38:47]  Yeah.
[00:38:48]  Right.
[00:38:48]  But I mean, but no, but right.
[00:38:50]  So let him sit in prison on the death row.
[00:38:53]  And let's see if it's a good idea.
[00:38:53]  Every moment he's sitting in prison alive is just a slap in the face.
[00:38:57]  And I know I'm not telling you something you don't know to Charlie Kirk's wife and those kids and what he did to take a life like he did.
[00:39:06]  When Trump was the assassination attempt on him, I remember saying, like, thank fucking God, if we had seen that live on television, none of us see it.
[00:39:18]  How would we see it live on television?
[00:39:19]  CNN doesn't cover any of it.
[00:39:21]  Oh, wait, were they at that one?
[00:39:23]  None of us.
[00:39:23]  How would we see it live on television?
[00:39:25]  The New York Times never sends their photography.
[00:39:27]  Wait, was he in the front row?
[00:39:29]  Go on, maybe.
[00:39:30]  I said, if we saw that live on television, if he had his fucking head blown off, none of us would ever.
[00:39:36]  Yes, of course.
[00:39:37]  None of us would ever be the same.
[00:39:39]  And now it's here with a very lovely man that seemed like most people liked who he all he wanted was open discourse with people from different sides.
[00:39:50]  He didn't want just like, you're wrong, I'm right.
[00:39:53]  So why do you want somebody on the left shoot him?

=== Questioning The Schism (10:32) ===

[00:39:55]  He said to prevent violence, we all need to talk.
[00:39:59]  And they just brutally murdered him in front of us.
[00:40:04]  Just like that conservative guy did.
[00:40:06]  What's his name?
[00:40:07]  Nobody ever.
[00:40:09]  Eugene.
[00:40:10]  Yes, don't say that in front of these people.
[00:40:13]  I mean, but I get what you're saying, but that's just it.
[00:40:16]  The left needs to realize they've become the party of hatred, division, and violence.
[00:40:20]  No, I shouldn't say division because both sides have division.
[00:40:23]  Yeah, I don't take, it's all divided.
[00:40:25]  I don't take yes, it's all divided, but the left is the party of hatred and violence.
[00:40:30]  I don't generalize like that.
[00:40:31]  No, I'm not generalizing.
[00:40:33]  Generalizing, generalizing would be like, hey, you're pretty odd.
[00:40:37]  You voted for Obama.
[00:40:38]  I did the first time.
[00:40:39]  I did.
[00:40:40]  Hey, everyone's done something gay in their life.
[00:40:43]  So there you go.
[00:40:44]  I was in a glory hole and I pulled the wrong lever.
[00:40:47]  Yeah, I literally, honestly, to be completely honest, that was a very, that was, like, if somebody's told me, like, oh yeah, like, it's honestly less gay to have just made out with a man than to have voted for Obama.
[00:40:57]  Because what it means.
[00:40:58]  The first time in my day.
[00:40:59]  If you voted for Obama, it means you have a female personality because what it means is that you go with the hive mind and it means that you like you believe the bullshit.
[00:41:07]  But however, I'll clarify.
[00:41:09]  This is the only time transgenderism is okay for me because this is the time where you can have a female personality and we all are born into it.
[00:41:15]  We have this way that we believe the system and we're sort of a part of it.
[00:41:18]  And then you wake up and you go through your transgender op surgery.
[00:41:22]  You get your penis created from your, you know, your arm, forearm.
[00:41:25]  Just a swath of you.
[00:41:26]  They just, they rip it off and then you become a man.
[00:41:28]  And then you realize that then you, what ends up happening actually is that then you become so much of a man that you just give up on even believing anything.
[00:41:38]  You go from like questioning some things to then just not even being able to believe any narrative.
[00:41:42]  Yeah.
[00:41:42]  Like somebody jumps off of a roof in front of you and it's like, was that even, did I see that?
[00:41:46]  It's too disturbing.
[00:41:47]  Do you know what I'm saying though?
[00:41:48]  Did I even see that?
[00:41:49]  Or was that a side?
[00:41:50]  Did the Jews do that?
[00:41:52]  Do you want me to do that?
[00:41:54]  Did Israel make that man jump?
[00:41:56]  That's where my mind always goes.
[00:41:57]  No, I'm kidding.
[00:41:58]  But it's one of those Jew parachutes.
[00:42:01]  Hey, what does it do?
[00:42:02]  It jews you down a lot faster.
[00:42:04]  Anyway.
[00:42:04]  Oh, boy.
[00:42:06]  Thank you.
[00:42:06]  Oh, that's a good draw.
[00:42:10]  Yeah, you don't know what to believe.
[00:42:11]  Like, and this goes all the way back to when you said at the beginning of the show, so they had the guy in custody.
[00:42:17]  We assume.
[00:42:18]  We assume.
[00:42:19]  We've been taught to question everything.
[00:42:21]  And what doesn't help us is how much the more we question, the more we realize we were lied to.
[00:42:28]  You know, it goes all the way back to, you know, it goes way past, but like the things like it's become, I could say two words, like building seven.
[00:42:38]  I could say that.
[00:42:39]  You'd be like, oh, oh, yeah.
[00:42:41]  You know, I could say that.
[00:42:42]  Looking back, that is very odd.
[00:42:45]  Yeah, without a doubt, I could say Wuhan.
[00:42:49]  You'll be like, and it's all stuff that we wanted to believe, and they took it from us.
[00:42:54]  You know what I mean?
[00:42:55]  Even what is Flight 700 TWA in 1996 starting to say that was a missile.
[00:43:01]  I don't see how there's a conspiracy here.
[00:43:03]  I mean, tell me one that this kid isn't, if he confesses, if that's not who it is.
[00:43:08]  Because they show pictures side by side of the ones they were showing on the manhunt.
[00:43:13]  He looked like a little twink jumping off a roof.
[00:43:16]  And we found a little twink jumping off a roof.
[00:43:20]  This is not the same guy.
[00:43:21]  And you're like, well, it doesn't, but it probably is.
[00:43:24]  You can do different angles.
[00:43:26]  There's so many different.
[00:43:27]  And now with AI, you know, you question everything.
[00:43:31]  And we don't want to question everything, but we've been lied to so long now.
[00:43:35]  We have to question everything.
[00:43:37]  Well, Here's the problem I have right now in the current rhetoric.
[00:43:41]  So, I want to talk about something here.
[00:43:44]  There is a lot of grand conspiracies that are happening right now in the right wing that people maybe aren't picking up on.
[00:43:49]  Or maybe this is obvious to you.
[00:43:51]  And this sounds stupid that I'm acting like you wouldn't know this, but there is obviously a great schism going on in the power hold, the powerhold of the future of the right wing.
[00:44:03]  There are the traditional neocons who have held power since the late 90s until now.
[00:44:09]  It's been about a quarter century of power.
[00:44:12]  Now, if you're new to the show or you're not politically active, basically what a neoconservative is, they're the opposite of an isolationist.
[00:44:18]  They believe in the American spirit and the American dream through the use of force internationally and through global control, which also leads to universalism and literal globalism as defined by American culture, the dollar, and through commerce and through society.
[00:44:36]  We all watch the same movies, where there's no one race.
[00:44:40]  We're all just under like a technocratic, feudalistic power.
[00:44:44]  And that that is, it's not about superpowers, about being a hyperpower.
[00:44:47]  Now, there's another group of people called the Zionists, which also want to be in power, but they want to be racially or ethnically in power, religiously in power.
[00:44:55]  And these guys work together.
[00:44:56]  Not all neocons are Zionists and they don't get along.
[00:44:59]  Not all Zionists are neocons, but they both believe in the expansion through use of force.
[00:45:04]  And it happens to be our military that is the one that goes out.
[00:45:07]  It is our people who die.
[00:45:09]  And we're the ones who pay for it.
[00:45:10]  So it's like, at least the neocons are our people.
[00:45:13]  And like, and you know, but the Zionists are not necessarily our people.
[00:45:16]  They've brainwashed many of our people.
[00:45:17]  Now, someone says, why don't you just say the Jews?
[00:45:19]  Well, unfortunately, which makes me sad, because Protestants, I love Protestant Christians.
[00:45:24]  Many of them are, they're so much more moral than I am.
[00:45:26]  So I can't hate them.
[00:45:28]  They're morally more upright than I am.
[00:45:29]  So there's no criticism of their actions, but their ideology is toxic and poisonous many times, as many of them are Zionists and prop up and the Zionist movement.
[00:45:40]  So much so, I want to play something that's so insane.
[00:45:44]  That's why I can't just say the Jews, because yes, because not all Jews are Zionists.
[00:45:49]  And not all Christians are Zionists, but the majority of Zionists in America are Christians.
[00:45:54]  They really are.
[00:45:55]  And it's not an anti-Christian show.
[00:45:58]  I'm just saying, now I want to play something for you.
[00:46:00]  It's an anti-Jewish show.
[00:46:02]  No, no, it's not an anti-Jewish show either.
[00:46:04]  It's not.
[00:46:05]  No, yes, it is.
[00:46:07]  Is it hard for you to be named Elijah?
[00:46:10]  No, I don't mind that.
[00:46:11]  I was promised it was anti-fine.
[00:46:14]  No, like, I actually, I actually wondered, yeah, but I think it's a good cover, right?
[00:46:21]  It gives me a little bit of cover there.
[00:46:23]  I want to play a real commercial for you that I thought was absolutely nuts.
[00:46:28]  Don't put my screen up here for a second.
[00:46:29]  Let me see.
[00:46:31]  Jewish Christian commercial.
[00:46:33]  This is crazy.
[00:46:35]  Let me see.
[00:46:36]  Most visited website, Pornhub.
[00:46:39]  I see.
[00:46:39]  Yeah, I see.
[00:46:40]  Pornhub.
[00:46:41]  Yeah, I'm trying to find something here real fast.
[00:46:44]  Back here a little bit.
[00:46:45]  There's a thing that I retweeted.
[00:46:48]  Oh, man, that's probably going to be too far back.
[00:46:49]  I don't know if someone can look for it.
[00:46:50]  I hate when that happens.
[00:46:52]  Yeah, I'm like, media.
[00:46:53]  Do you check media?
[00:46:54]  I just know that I retweeted it, but it's like, man, I'm like really active on Twitter.
[00:46:59]  I'm like HIV in Africa.
[00:47:01]  I'm just active everywhere.
[00:47:02]  What?
[00:47:03]  That's pretty good.
[00:47:03]  Not bad.
[00:47:05]  It's about a Jewish commercial where this, it's literal commercial that plays on a Christian radio station.
[00:47:13]  And it actually blows my mind because there's all this arena stuff.
[00:47:16]  It's like, okay, here's the Jew stuff.
[00:47:18]  Here's this stuff.
[00:47:20]  But we watched it the other day.
[00:47:21]  And essentially, before I get to it, they literally raise money on Christian radio stations to feed hungry, old, elderly Jews.
[00:47:27]  And also, it's gotten even worse because food's one thing.
[00:47:30]  But now they're raising money to send Jews to go on vacation in Israel to be able to touch base in their homeland.
[00:47:38]  They're great business people.
[00:47:40]  What do you want from them?
[00:47:41]  That sounds great.
[00:47:42]  Well, I know, but I'm like, I'm actually blown away.
[00:47:45]  And I just tweet so much that I guess I can't find it.
[00:47:49]  Oh, here it is.
[00:47:50]  I found it.
[00:47:50]  This is a real commercial.
[00:47:52]  Yes.
[00:47:52]  This has got to be one of the craziest things ever.
[00:47:55]  I'm scared.
[00:47:57]  This is what's being advertised to Christians in the South and the Midwest on how to follow Christ.
[00:48:02]  Listen to this.
[00:48:03]  Today, we are witnessing the rise of anti-Semitism around the world like never before.
[00:48:09]  For many poor and elderly Jews, the dream of making Aliyah one day and coming home to Israel is extremely difficult, if not impossible.
[00:48:18]  But you could change all of that today for one precious Jew.
[00:48:22]  Even in a time of horror, the safety and shalom of moving to Israel under God's protection and his covenant promise to bring his chosen people home is why we're asking you today to partner with us.
[00:48:34]  The cost to rescue one Jew and purchase a seat on an upcoming fellowship poly on Freedom Flight.
[00:48:40]  $610 with a donation to the International Fellowship of Christians and Jews of $30 to help one poor elderly Jew out of a life of hopelessness and anti-Semitism to start a brand new life in Israel.
[00:48:56]  What?
[00:48:57]  800-342-0-0-3.
[00:49:00]  We need to call them on air sometimes.
[00:49:03]  Okay, listen, I love how they talk about Jews like they're battered dogs at the shelter.
[00:49:07]  In the arms of an angel.
[00:49:09]  That's a real commercial.
[00:49:12]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:49:12]  West one port.
[00:49:13]  Dude, they have one too.
[00:49:14]  Someone sent me one there.
[00:49:15]  That's like literally like for just $10 for $10 a month, you can feed an elderly Jew a hot meal, blah, blah, blah.
[00:49:23]  Like an elderly Jew?
[00:49:25]  Why am I feeding Jews?
[00:49:27]  If that's it, they have a lot of money.
[00:49:28]  They can take care of themselves.
[00:49:29]  They're doing great.
[00:49:30]  They're doing really good.
[00:49:31]  They actually, like the dog in the arms of an aim Jew, whatever, whatever.
[00:49:35]  That's pretty good.
[00:49:36]  But if that, they asked for like 10 cents a month.
[00:49:39]  They said we just need $35 from all of you.
[00:49:43]  That's a lot of money to send an elderly Jew back to the homeland.
[00:49:47]  It does seem like it seems like a lot of extra cash to $35?
[00:49:52]  There are people that are starving and dying.
[00:49:56]  Wouldn't it be funny if we all sent them to the airport in a giant box car?
[00:50:00]  That'd be funny, though, right?
[00:50:01]  Well, no.
[00:50:02]  That's why, well, that's why I've been in the middle of the day.
[00:50:09]  So we call the Clinton Foundation, get all the kids out, and we do a swap.

=== Dry Cleaners Dilemma (07:27) ===

[00:50:13]  Get all the kids out.
[00:50:14]  And we just do an age ethnic swap.
[00:50:16]  You know what I mean?
[00:50:19]  We get the people that are transporting the kids, and then we put them in the box after they're done transporting and get them back to Israel.
[00:50:25]  You know what I mean?
[00:50:26]  It's not a bad idea.
[00:50:27]  This is hysterical.
[00:50:28]  And I'm losing my mind.
[00:50:29]  And anyone that gets it.
[00:50:30]  I've said it before, I'll say it again.
[00:50:32]  The Jews and the blacks are doing great.
[00:50:34]  All right.
[00:50:35]  Have you seen the NBA?
[00:50:37]  Have you met their agents?
[00:50:38]  Don't give me shit when I say boxcar.
[00:50:41]  When you say get the Clinton Foundation to dump the kids and get the Jews.
[00:50:45]  Stop it.
[00:50:46]  It's fucking funny.
[00:50:48]  All right?
[00:50:50]  They do have a show tonight, by the way, the sad man.
[00:50:52]  Just throw that in.
[00:50:54]  I'm just going to do all his jokes.
[00:50:55]  I'm sorry.
[00:50:58]  Do you know what, though?
[00:50:59]  It's actually, I always call myself, we've always called myself on the show, a C-minus level comedian because most of what I do doesn't hit and it's not good, right?
[00:51:08]  So it's not good at all.
[00:51:10]  But we think you're killing it.
[00:51:11]  Occasionally, occasionally.
[00:51:13]  Yeah.
[00:51:13]  Killing the vibes.
[00:51:16]  Okay.
[00:51:16]  It's like, no, but I said, most of it doesn't hit, but there's just enough in there that you're like, you know what?
[00:51:21]  We'll give you a pass.
[00:51:22]  So I still pass the class, but it's not anything to tell your mom and dad about.
[00:51:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:27]  But like, first of all, you're wrong.
[00:51:29]  You're being self-deprecating, which a comic does.
[00:51:31]  And I'm not saying you're like, you know, Carlin here, but like, you're like, I'm going to insult you.
[00:51:36]  You're like me.
[00:51:36]  You're like, I don't care if you think that's funny.
[00:51:38]  That really was funny to me.
[00:51:39]  Like, there's nothing.
[00:51:40]  I've said stuff on stage, and it's like, you know, you think of it like podcast.
[00:51:44]  You think of it, and I'll be like, did I say, did I?
[00:51:47]  I know it's not this funny, but that's how can you be putting it on the stage?
[00:51:50]  It's like a cancer diagnosis, read it on stage.
[00:51:53]  You know what I mean?
[00:51:53]  I don't know.
[00:51:54]  I just think if I got cancer, I'd probably do a stand-up show and read it live.
[00:51:57]  But this is.
[00:51:57]  Everyone would laugh.
[00:51:58]  Everyone starts laughing.
[00:51:59]  I can't start.
[00:52:00]  I'd be funny.
[00:52:01]  But this is what I talked about before when we were in the green room having delicious whiskey.
[00:52:06]  It's like, there's a reason that you like, it's not a good show if you're not enjoying yourself and you're enjoying yourself when you're cracking yourself up, when you're making other people laugh.
[00:52:15]  And this is another thing that they tried to take from us.
[00:52:18]  I used to work at a wonderful company called Compound Media, which was a network.
[00:52:23]  It was a network.
[00:52:24]  It was a studio where people had podcasts at a desk, you know?
[00:52:28]  And that went away because YouTube, you know, ruined everything.
[00:52:32]  Really, what happened?
[00:52:33]  Well, I don't know if you know this.
[00:52:34]  They put them in giant boxes.
[00:52:36]  Don't get up on it.
[00:52:37]  They put like three black guys in one box, remember probably three black guys.
[00:52:41]  I'm kidding.
[00:52:42]  But they put all of them.
[00:52:42]  I can't wait to drop you off at hospice.
[00:52:44]  I just waiting for my day.
[00:52:46]  But they normalize people sitting in their home in boxes rather than fucking coming out to a studio and exchanging.
[00:52:53]  To be fair, when did we normalize having to be in a room with black people?
[00:52:56]  So maybe they were just thinking for the future.
[00:52:58]  It's like we just keep them.
[00:52:59]  First of all, first of all, he made air quotes when he said people.
[00:53:02]  He made black people.
[00:53:03]  He made air quotes.
[00:53:05]  I saw it.
[00:53:05]  Dude, it's literally true.
[00:53:06]  You know, I was telling people, I went to the dry cleaners, totally side note, to the dry cleaners, which I always say, if you go to the dry cleaners, you assume whoever's using it automatically can read because you usually have to look at a tag and like read if it needs to go to the dry cleaner.
[00:53:19]  So you already got a level of education needed.
[00:53:21]  And there's three spots.
[00:53:23]  And you know, like, you know, sometimes spots, you can give people credit if the spots are tight and there's only one white line going through them.
[00:53:29]  That's called my love life.
[00:53:30]  But at the same time, it's like, but at the same time, yeah, at the same time, this one had two lines to actually give some space so people could pull shit out of their car.
[00:53:38]  You know, the place is considerate.
[00:53:39]  You know, this is the Spoca.
[00:53:41]  You know, Jews like their shit that needs to be dry cleaned.
[00:53:45]  So there's a, I know this is not already a giveaway.
[00:53:47]  This is like the punchline of the story is given away here.
[00:53:49]  It's the reveal.
[00:53:50]  There's a busted Nissan Altima parked with a taillight, you know, busted out.
[00:53:56]  So it's like, it's a hard story to tell once you put that fact in there.
[00:53:59]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:00]  Like it's like you start there and you're like, I know where this is going and you do and we're going to go there.
[00:54:04]  So the car is parked where the white, the two white lines are going through the middle of the car.
[00:54:07]  So you take up two of the three spots, parked crooked, to where it's like this person literally didn't give a fuck about anybody.
[00:54:14]  Like, didn't give a shit.
[00:54:15]  Especially white lines, am I right?
[00:54:17]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:54:18]  Honestly, honestly, kind of based, didn't even knew in that section that you don't want to, you know, go over the white.
[00:54:26]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:27]  You got to stay.
[00:54:27]  You got to stay under it.
[00:54:29]  So it's like it's parked there.
[00:54:30]  I'm like, I just think like in the neighborhood we're in, somebody like this shouldn't live here.
[00:54:36]  They got to work here or something like that.
[00:54:38]  I walk in and this monstrosity of the Shibun.
[00:54:42]  Like, look, it was just, it was like a pigeon.
[00:54:46]  A pigeon.
[00:54:48]  But you know, they have a round body and stick legs.
[00:54:50]  Like, what?
[00:54:53]  I've never heard that term until today, but you already told us this story in the green room.
[00:54:57]  She's known me for five years.
[00:54:58]  And I'm just saying.
[00:54:59]  You told this story in the green room, and I knew what you meant, and I knew it was bad.
[00:55:04]  And I went, I've literally never heard it, not even from him.
[00:55:08]  Don't leave your cell phone out.
[00:55:10]  Don't put your cell phone down.
[00:55:12]  That's what I'm telling you.
[00:55:12]  Don't put your cell phone down.
[00:55:14]  Yeah, so she's in there wearing a nightgown.
[00:55:17]  A night.
[00:55:18]  This, by the way, okay, 2, 2 p.m. in the afternoon, wearing a nightgown, has a bonnet on.
[00:55:24]  And you ever seen that curcature that people put under when they chimp out?
[00:55:29]  You ever see that curcature?
[00:55:29]  It's like it's got an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex and it's like bent in these like duck lips and then there's like a tiny little brain.
[00:55:36]  I swear to God, I've always thought that was racist and sick.
[00:55:39]  But I finally found out where they got that caricature from.
[00:55:43]  That's how this person looked.
[00:55:44]  And I was like, no.
[00:55:45]  You know what I mean?
[00:55:45]  You know, like when you see somebody, like, like, you go, you see the goblins on Harry Potter.
[00:55:49]  You see the goblins with Harry Potter.
[00:55:50]  You're like, that's not how they look.
[00:55:52]  And then you see one and you go, that's you said Jerry Nadler or something.
[00:55:55]  You go, that's like, oh my gosh.
[00:55:57]  Yeah.
[00:55:57]  That's a bit of goblin from the banks and Harry Potter.
[00:56:00]  Like, you know, and then you see, yeah, and then they're like this, like, give me your money.
[00:56:04]  And then you like watch a Barklevin episode once and you're like, holy shit, we're living in Harry Potter.
[00:56:08]  I saw this woman and she's like, I literally talked to her, basically, like, hey, you know, what the fuck's basically, I just said what the fuck about, you know, so you don't do that with them.
[00:56:14]  You don't ask them, like, hey, so, you know, why'd you park like that?
[00:56:16]  It's like, you got a problem with that?
[00:56:19]  Yeah, you know, yeah, I do, you know, go following basic rules.
[00:56:22]  And I was thinking, like, then it dawned on me because I go, what is she doing here?
[00:56:26]  These people don't care about the law.
[00:56:28]  They don't care about inconveniencing anybody.
[00:56:30]  And they sure as hell don't care about fucking staying within the lines of society, but they do care about keeping them clothes nice.
[00:56:37]  So, so I'll tell you this: one thing I'll give these people is their shoes are always cleaner than mine.
[00:56:42]  That's right.
[00:56:42]  Their Jordans are very clean.
[00:56:44]  Correct.
[00:56:45]  And you wear Yeezys now, too, right?
[00:56:47]  They still make Yeezys.
[00:56:49]  He's having some trouble.
[00:56:51]  Silly.
[00:56:51]  Yeah.
[00:56:51]  I thought his life was perfect.
[00:56:53]  But also, she might have been wearing a porn screen.
[00:56:55]  She might have been in a moo-moo because she was dry cleaning all of her other clothes.
[00:56:59]  So you got to give her that.
[00:57:01]  Both of her other clothes.
[00:57:02]  Yes.
[00:57:04]  Yeah, but like, anyway, all I know is like, he's like, you know, when you try to give the benefit of the doubts, I literally saw him, what is this?
[00:57:09]  What is this person from Lakeworth doing in my, you know, what are they doing in my neighborhood, first of all?
[00:57:15]  But all, no, but oh, I'm talking about people that wear nightgowns out.
[00:57:20]  No, I can't.
[00:57:20]  There's a racial reference.
[00:57:21]  Not at all.
[00:57:22]  People that disrespect society.

=== Lefties and Wingers Protesting (04:30) ===

[00:57:25]  Not at all.
[00:57:26]  Not at all.
[00:57:26]  I just made it racial.
[00:57:27]  I didn't make it racial.
[00:57:29]  I do just love that you, you went, this is bothering me so much.
[00:57:33]  And this is about, this is what Charlie Kirk would have wanted: discourse.
[00:57:37]  You went up to her and you said, he wouldn't have wanted it.
[00:57:39]  Why?
[00:57:40]  He said, why did you park like that?
[00:57:43]  Like, you like to join Blexit?
[00:57:46]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:57:47]  I was like carrying cards over these people.
[00:57:48]  Like, you guys want to join Blexit?
[00:57:50]  Because that's what we need is more people in Moo Moos spouting our ideas.
[00:57:54]  That's a good idea.
[00:57:56]  No, but anyway, all I was going to say about that, about that, that story is like, I just realized in American society, in the place that we're in, it's crazy because it's like, on one hand, like Charlie Kirk got assassinated.
[00:58:09]  We're trying to figure out what the future is.
[00:58:10]  But just reminding you guys that the lefties that want anarchy, the lefties that want collapse, even the accelerationists on the right.
[00:58:15]  Remember, we live with those people too.
[00:58:18]  Okay.
[00:58:19]  And they're barely hanging in there with like billions of dollars in policing.
[00:58:24]  And like, you guys should remind you.
[00:58:26]  I want to remind you, everyone's always like, you know, you'll hear, I heard Dave Smith.
[00:58:29]  It was a good point.
[00:58:29]  He's like, he said this, and I'm going to play it for you.
[00:58:32]  He had a really good point.
[00:58:33]  And he said something very, very interesting about the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
[00:58:38]  Check this out.
[00:58:40]  Charlie Kirk was the moderate.
[00:58:43]  He was the fucking reasonable guy in the room, you dummy.
[00:58:45]  He wasn't a far-right activist.
[00:58:48]  Are you kidding me?
[00:58:50]  You have any idea what's out there?
[00:58:52]  You think that was like the radical position?
[00:58:54]  Charlie Kirk was the most moderate human being.
[00:58:57]  He was a plumbline Republican, a plumbline Republican, as everybody who knows anything about anything knows, is one centimeter to the right of a plumbline Democrat.
[00:59:09]  He was right just in the middle.
[00:59:12]  He just supported Israel like the Democrats and Republicans do.
[00:59:16]  He was more, you know, like a little bit more on the side of restrictive immigration policy.
[00:59:22]  You know, that was his big radical policy was he was with 80% of the American people on immigration.
[00:59:30]  It's not so you sit there and what do you think?
[00:59:32]  You think this is a victory?
[00:59:35]  Like for you?
[00:59:36]  You think, oh, you, you took out a, you, hmm, let me think this through here with all of my wisdom.
[00:59:42]  I want to win a culture war.
[00:59:44]  So what I did was I violently murdered the most high profile moderate voice on the other side.
[00:59:54]  Hey, geniuses, you know, summon all your wisdom together and tell me, do you think that is likely to calm things down?
[01:00:01]  Or might that lead to more radicalization?
[01:00:04]  And what the fuck, these dumbass fucking lefties celebrating, like, what exactly are you trying to start here, you fucking pussies?
[01:00:13]  Like, Jesus Christ, man.
[01:00:14]  I mean, go live your fucking weird lives and with your fucking pink hair and your 70 genders or whatever, but don't sit here and pretend you're ready for a fucking fight.
[01:00:25]  Like, what are you doing?
[01:00:27]  Do you know?
[01:00:27]  Do you know it's like such a weird dynamic they have here, right?
[01:00:31]  Where like, broadly speaking in the country, there's like this culture war, right?
[01:00:35]  And like the left wingers are almost always the ones who are out on the streets.
[01:00:40]  You know, they're the ones protesting.
[01:00:42]  I mean, yeah, you could point to January 6th, but it's like the one exception.
[01:00:45]  It's the exception that proves the rule.
[01:00:47]  But who is out in, you know, the Ferguson, Missouri, you know, protests and riots, or the Trayvon Martin protests and riots, or the George Floyd protests and riots, or there's the Pussy march, or there's the immigration march, or there's the campus activism over the last, you know uh, 15 years.
[01:01:06]  It's like the leftists take to the street, they're the first ones to go.
[01:01:10]  We're gonna go out here and do a thing.
[01:01:12]  It's much harder to get the right wingers out on the streets because they have families and jobs and church to go to.
[01:01:18]  Um, but the right wing is so much tougher, so much tougher.
[01:01:25]  Like, if this ever came down to a fight, the fight is right wingers mowing down gender studies majors, like what are we talking about here?
[01:01:35]  You ever see one of those videos where, like Antifa would actually get into a fight and then you'd realize that like it's actually really funny, I mean, like it was kind of jarring and a little.

=== Provoking An Annihilation Response (05:17) ===

[01:01:45]  But like there'd be all these videos where there'd be, like you know, the black block guys, like like seven kids in hoodies with like one of them's got a pipe, and you know they got the, the masks on.
[01:01:55]  So you're almost like oh, these are like kind of tough looking guys, and then one of them swings like the girliest swing of a pipe and completely misses, and then a man punches him in the face and you hear the guy go hey, and you're like oh oh, you're not tough, you're just like role playing, as like what do you guys think?
[01:02:16]  But you're trying to provoke this other side who will annihilate you.
[01:02:20]  And there are real deal militias in this country.
[01:02:23]  There are real deal gun enthusiasts in this country.
[01:02:27]  You do not want to pop shit off with them, correct?
[01:02:30]  So here's the deal.
[01:02:31]  So look, I I get what he's saying, but but here's, here's.
[01:02:34]  I said good point, I think, yeah, okay, good.
[01:02:36]  I said, yeah, well said comic, Dave Smith.
[01:02:38]  But I'll say, I'm going to caveat that and say, I don't think people understand that more of what will happen in collapse is what's going on in Nepal right now.
[01:02:46]  You know, I don't know if you know, but you know, Nepal, the Nepalese government was just overthrown by Gen Z.
[01:02:52]  They overthrew, burned down all the buildings.
[01:02:53]  They burned down by Gen Z?
[01:02:56]  Yeah, like the young people literally were mad.
[01:02:58]  They were mad because the Nepo children from the bourgeois, they were like putting up a lot of like being like, you know, traveling the world, doing what kids of wealthy people do.
[01:03:09]  Now, when there's more wealth disparity in a country like that than maybe here, right?
[01:03:14]  People got mad.
[01:03:14]  So then they started like, you know, talking shit.
[01:03:17]  So then the government went and did a social media ban.
[01:03:18]  They banned Instagram, X, and everything.
[01:03:21]  That's why Gen Z.
[01:03:23]  They literally revolted over Instagram slut pics.
[01:03:27]  Imagine.
[01:03:27]  Don't take away my Instagram pics.
[01:03:29]  So they literally revolted.
[01:03:30]  And then what's crazy is, so then they burned down some of the most beautiful historic buildings built by the British, you know, just beautiful buildings.
[01:03:37]  I want to see if maybe I even have a video to show you just the tragedy of what's happened there.
[01:03:44]  But like, look at this.
[01:03:45]  Here's their main government building, you know, right here.
[01:03:47]  I mean, they torched the government buildings.
[01:03:50]  The main thing, if you take that off for, oh, you can see that.
[01:03:52]  Yeah.
[01:03:52]  If you take that off for one second, though, I want to bring this up.
[01:03:55]  What happened is they did not think of what would happen after they destroyed the government.
[01:04:04]  And what happened is, I'm going to bring this up here.
[01:04:06]  It's like when a baby starts crying or if you give them an iPad and you take the iPad away and they can't handle it.
[01:04:14]  So now you burn down the government.
[01:04:16]  So they burned down the government, but look at this.
[01:04:18]  And now gangs and stuff have taken over.
[01:04:20]  They burned down like the not like the Hilton.
[01:04:22]  Look at this.
[01:04:22]  They burned down the Hilton hotel in like the Hilton, right?
[01:04:26]  They're burning down like private commerce that's not even owned by the government.
[01:04:29]  And they're looting and they're just raping everyone.
[01:04:32]  So it's like, I'm telling people, I don't think it's going to be this.
[01:04:34]  Hoo-ha!
[01:04:35]  Shooting Antifa versus the right.
[01:04:37]  It's like, think about what the blacks are going to do.
[01:04:39]  You know what I mean?
[01:04:41]  Like everyone's going to stop in this, in this, in this, like, it's going to be left versus right.
[01:04:44]  No, it's going to be civilized versus uncivilized.
[01:04:48]  That's what happens in collapse.
[01:04:50]  Maybe a civil war.
[01:04:51]  Maybe during the war.
[01:04:52]  There's no impulse control.
[01:04:53]  What does it have to do with black people, though?
[01:04:56]  Because they're inherently violent.
[01:04:58]  Like they, like, statistically, statistically.
[01:05:01]  There's no impulse control.
[01:05:02]  They have a pretty lobe that's not as developed.
[01:05:04]  Correct.
[01:05:04]  And that's all of them.
[01:05:05]  It's not all of them.
[01:05:06]  But I've said about 40% because we have a few black people that watch the show.
[01:05:09]  They're not, that are not, that are not, you know, I always call it the exception to the rule.
[01:05:13]  There's like a top 10% that are like totally normal, integrate, whatever.
[01:05:17]  And then there's about another, another like 50% that are like somewhere across the spectrum of like, they're smart enough that they can do things.
[01:05:26]  No, no, no, that they can do things that like somebody else, like even like a normal intelligence white person would do.
[01:05:30]  However, as you go further down the line of the percentages, it gets worse and worse and worse.
[01:05:35]  The IQ becomes a problem.
[01:05:37]  However, it's where the culture plays more of a problem than it is necessarily IQ.
[01:05:42]  It's because like they become very much with their identity of praising blackness that those 40% do something crazy and the other 50% dedicated to their black race either join in if they're lower on the spectrum or then they excuse it and defend it in court or like will be on a jury and let them get away with it or they defend it on social media.
[01:06:02]  So you got about 10% that are like, fuck you guys.
[01:06:04]  And you can see this by voting.
[01:06:04]  It's called the Carnival Cruise Corollary, but go on.
[01:06:08]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:06:09]  So I'm saying, so yeah, so like maybe on that 50%, the bottom 20% will join in on the rioting and the looting.
[01:06:14]  And the top 20% of that 50% are just going to excuse it on social media and be like, hey, don't worry about it.
[01:06:20]  You guys are just racist.
[01:06:21]  So you got about 90% that are like problematic in their own way and not willing to help themselves.
[01:06:27]  And that's not a racist thing to say.
[01:06:29]  That's lived experience.
[01:06:30]  That's what our country deals with.
[01:06:32]  And then everyone always points to the 10%, the exception to the rule, to then say that that's the rule.
[01:06:36]  And it's like, no, it's not the rule.
[01:06:39]  You can't gaslight me anymore.
[01:06:40]  I've already been married for about a decade.

=== Judeo-Christianity Guilt (14:32) ===

[01:06:42]  I'm good at that.
[01:06:43]  You know?
[01:06:45]  I know the script.
[01:06:46]  I see it coming.
[01:06:47]  I've watched the game tape.
[01:06:50]  I'll be a widow in a decade, I'm sure.
[01:06:53]  No, but it's, but it's, but, um, yeah, it's like, it's like what it is.
[01:06:57]  So I'm going to tell people, this is why people, just so you know, people are like.
[01:06:59]  The same thing.
[01:07:00]  What do we do about this?
[01:07:01]  I don't know.
[01:07:01]  So I started Riff so that we can actually have the first mainstream right-wing network that can talk about Jews and things and actually be real and like bring bring bring things back.
[01:07:09]  It's not even right-wing.
[01:07:10]  It's just common sense network of decentralized information.
[01:07:12]  But also, so you guys know, you'll be seeing it announced tomorrow, the official announcement.
[01:07:18]  But in light of Charlie and Charlie's assassination and then Tyler Boyer saying what Charlie would want you guys all to do is activism, to honor him, we're doing the first ever Rift TV college tour at some of the biggest universities in the country, as well as some smaller ones.
[01:07:36]  So we're not to just say, hey, you know, we just care about the big names.
[01:07:40]  We're going to be at UCLA.
[01:07:41]  We're going to be at UC Irvine.
[01:07:42]  We're going to be at Liberty University.
[01:07:44]  I don't even know Knoxville, University of Tennessee, Knoxville, I think.
[01:07:49]  Are we at Rutgers or something?
[01:07:50]  Where are we at?
[01:07:50]  I don't even know anymore.
[01:07:51]  I don't think we've announced all of them, but we have a lot of people impending.
[01:07:54]  But we're going to be doing college tours.
[01:07:55]  And you know what?
[01:07:56]  For the first time, this is where I'll explain it tomorrow in a video on X, but unlike Ben Shapiro, these people who are like, you know, making it about themselves, like, I'm going to pick up the bloodied mic.
[01:08:06]  And it's like, but are you charging them?
[01:08:08]  Because then you're not really doing anything because Turning Point raised its own money for itself.
[01:08:14]  Maybe they are.
[01:08:14]  Are you raising your own money and not charging the students?
[01:08:17]  Or are you trying to get money from the students and make it look like you're really helping out the kids?
[01:08:21]  So this is going to be the first ever self-funded, crowdfunded college tour.
[01:08:25]  We're trying to change the culture.
[01:08:27]  So we're going to put it out just like how Turning Point raises donations.
[01:08:30]  And we're going to keep it really low.
[01:08:31]  We're going to be, you know, we're not trying to raise anything.
[01:08:33]  We're trying to raise $25,000 for the eight schools.
[01:08:36]  It does cost money.
[01:08:36]  We do have to hire security.
[01:08:38]  Guys, people have assaulted me so many times.
[01:08:40]  Even when I was at UCLA back in 2019, I got assaulted and people have thrown rocks at me on stage, you know, like piss bottles.
[01:08:47]  So that's before it got this bad.
[01:08:49]  I was going to ask you, can I ask you?
[01:08:51]  I've been meaning to, are you freaked out by this?
[01:08:54]  Are you afraid?
[01:08:56]  Like, because if I were you, I think I would be like, I think of Alex Stein too.
[01:09:02]  You know, I think like that came out wrong.
[01:09:06]  I mean, Stein, they know.
[01:09:08]  I love Alex Stein.
[01:09:09]  They know.
[01:09:09]  I love Alex Stein.
[01:09:10]  Alex Stein said trans should be in the military.
[01:09:12]  They should be allowed because they love killing people.
[01:09:14]  He's more of a, you know, clown.
[01:09:16]  But I mean, people know he's joking.
[01:09:19]  They're like, oh, he's just being a nasty.
[01:09:21]  Yeah, no, but he also annoys people.
[01:09:23]  But like, I'm wondering, are you?
[01:09:26]  Yeah, dear Joe.
[01:09:28]  You're a joke, Eugene.
[01:09:31]  Marriage is a joke.
[01:09:33]  No, I wonder.
[01:09:34]  I'm teasing you.
[01:09:35]  I wonder, are you afraid to go out and tour now after this?
[01:09:40]  Like, are you afraid of copycats?
[01:09:42]  No, I'm really not.
[01:09:44]  Because I've had guns pointed at my head.
[01:09:45]  I've had, you know, people have, we can see this.
[01:09:47]  It's all on camera.
[01:09:48]  I've had people, you know, I got jumped at gunpoint on camera.
[01:09:51]  This is like crazy stuff.
[01:09:52]  You know, I've had guns point.
[01:09:53]  The gun guy pulled the trigger and it jammed and I had to get out.
[01:09:56]  I just would wait for you to die a virgin.
[01:09:59]  Yeah.
[01:09:59]  Well done.
[01:10:00]  That's true.
[01:10:01]  It's like he died with his finger up his butt.
[01:10:03]  What is that about?
[01:10:03]  It's like, I'm going out.
[01:10:05]  No, but no, but this is the point.
[01:10:07]  It's like, we're trying to change the culture of the right wing.
[01:10:10]  And so we're doing this.
[01:10:11]  We'll have the full campaign out tomorrow.
[01:10:12]  If I don't, this is my point.
[01:10:13]  It's like, oh, well, you're trying to raise money for it.
[01:10:14]  Look, if I don't raise money for it, I'm just going to pay it out of out of pocket anyways.
[01:10:18]  I'm just trying to actually make these, I'll go do it without security and just go.
[01:10:22]  Just do it indoors.
[01:10:23]  Don't do it outdoors.
[01:10:24]  Well, we're going to hit the universities because right now, like Turning Point has paused all events, obviously.
[01:10:28]  And then they are going to keep going, don't you think?
[01:10:31]  Yes.
[01:10:31]  Yes, they will, but it's obviously going to have to rethink a lot of things.
[01:10:34]  Sure, sorry to interrupt.
[01:10:35]  No, they don't have to rethink a lot of things, but we're going to make the change we want to see, and we're going to do it.
[01:10:39]  And the reason we're going to do is with your help, and we're going to do a, it's going to be called Our Turning Point.
[01:10:43]  So this is a tour, our 20 point college campus tour.
[01:10:46]  And we are going to hit these eight major universities in two months, eight universities in eight weeks.
[01:10:51]  And you'll see the Kickstarter, the GoFund Gift Send Go go up tomorrow with the video.
[01:10:56]  And we're going to just come to the people to fund it.
[01:10:57]  It's like we're not going to Jewish billionaires and people that won't let us say what we're going to say.
[01:11:02]  Unless if you are a Jewish billionaire and you don't want to police us and you want to send the money, we'll take it.
[01:11:06]  However, we're really trying not to take dirty Zionist money in all the work that we're doing.
[01:11:09]  It's filthy.
[01:11:10]  It's filthy.
[01:11:10]  And it compromises everything.
[01:11:12]  So the whole point about Rift is that we're not like officially have a position as a network on anything.
[01:11:17]  Everybody has their own position.
[01:11:19]  But we're not going to take money from people who are going to force us to have a network position on anything so we can let our people have their own opinion.
[01:11:25]  I don't think if you loved Israel, you probably would want to work here because, you know, quite frankly, it probably means you're retarded and you don't, this isn't the network to work at.
[01:11:34]  But like, we don't, that's not a requirement.
[01:11:36]  Your opinion on Israel is not, I don't even ask you that, you know?
[01:11:38]  I just look at your skin color and that's it.
[01:11:39]  You know my opinion on Israel.
[01:11:41]  How did I get this gift?
[01:11:42]  Not bad, young man.
[01:11:43]  Come on.
[01:11:44]  Come on.
[01:11:45]  Yeah, it's like, yeah.
[01:11:46]  So you think I'm anti-Semitic?
[01:11:47]  No, I'm just a white supremacist.
[01:11:49]  That's it.
[01:11:49]  No, I'm kidding.
[01:11:51]  I'm actually, I'm not a white supremacist because white supremacist means you think white people are better, but I don't know what the name is for when you say that.
[01:11:56]  Do you know any white supremacists other than have your guests from your show back in Australia?
[01:12:01]  Do you know anything?
[01:12:02]  You're sitting right here.
[01:12:03]  Cheetah Wisconni, first time, long time.
[01:12:06]  After this, we're all going out for a slice of Hitler's brick oven pizza.
[01:12:09]  Oh, what?
[01:12:10]  Yeah, no.
[01:12:11]  No, I actually don't.
[01:12:12]  I think I don't actually know a lot of people.
[01:12:15]  I mean, obviously, everyone knows this is like whatever, but this shows like obviously everything's tongue-in-cheek.
[01:12:19]  But no, I really don't.
[01:12:22]  What I noticed is that there's people that are fighting against white guilt.
[01:12:25]  And they're also, like any normal human being, proud of who they are.
[01:12:28]  They're proud of their heritage.
[01:12:30]  They're proud of their genetics.
[01:12:31]  And they're proud of, it'd be like an Asian being like, oh, I like Asians better because I'm Asian.
[01:12:36]  You're like, that makes sense because you're an Asian and you want someone, you want kids to look like you.
[01:12:41]  All I see is white people that are not giving into the white guilt and are trying to preserve and prevent replacement migration, prevent white guilt from making them feel bad about who they are and wake people up to be proud of what we've built.
[01:12:54]  We've built the modern world.
[01:12:55]  That's all I see.
[01:12:56]  I don't see people saying, I hate everyone who's not like me.
[01:12:59]  However, I think that if we continue to demonize white people, that is going to be what the younger generations are going to feel.
[01:13:05]  I think they are starting to hate.
[01:13:06]  I think it's mostly alpha and young Gen Z that really fomented a lot of hate towards people.
[01:13:12]  It's the internet.
[01:13:13]  It's Discord.
[01:13:14]  That's a dangerous, scary place.
[01:13:17]  They don't look up.
[01:13:18]  I think millennials, you know, I think we're the only generation that had not the internet and the internet.
[01:13:25]  So we've got a little best of both worlds.
[01:13:28]  The thing about white guilt is you almost, I almost would want to call it wealth guilt.
[01:13:34]  But the thing is, are we wealthy?
[01:13:36]  No, we are not.
[01:13:37]  You guys said you're comedians.
[01:13:39]  But the thing about it is like black people that grow up wealthy, they rely on slavery and they want reparations.
[01:13:45]  So white people that grow up wealthy, they're like, well, it's because I'm white.
[01:13:49]  No, it's because your parents give them credit, like earned their wealth or maybe they were born with it.
[01:13:53]  But I always push back on it because I'm born and raised.
[01:13:56]  I grew up on a farm in South Jersey.
[01:13:58]  We're farmers.
[01:13:58]  Like we, like when my grandparents came over from Italy, they didn't say, hey, you're white, pick a slave right here and take whatever job you want.
[01:14:07]  That's what it could have been.
[01:14:08]  I know, right?
[01:14:08]  They're like, and we're from, I love telling this story, we're from Vineland, New Jersey, because in a simpler time, they're like, well, you know, the soil is so fertile.
[01:14:19]  Obviously, you stupid wops are all going to grow grapes and make wine.
[01:14:22]  But we grew a ton of, well, we listen to me like I ever farmed.
[01:14:26]  But that's why you push back.
[01:14:27]  It's like, we weren't wealthy.
[01:14:29]  I have no guilt for being white.
[01:14:31]  You don't know what I, you know, how I was raised.
[01:14:34]  We're Italian.
[01:14:35]  We're barely white anyway.
[01:14:36]  Yeah, I was going to say.
[01:14:37]  Yeah.
[01:14:37]  That is why blonde hair and blue be considered white.
[01:14:40]  Because you got half white together makes a whole.
[01:14:43]  You know what I mean?
[01:14:44]  No, but honestly, though, like I saw I saw a video of Oslo the other day.
[01:14:50]  A guy who was walking, you know, those walking videos where they just walk and like film the city.
[01:14:54]  I barely saw any Norwegians.
[01:14:57]  So you were masturbating.
[01:14:58]  It was porn.
[01:14:59]  It was porn.
[01:15:00]  I mean, he's a virgin, but he can masturbate, right?
[01:15:03]  No, that's unfair.
[01:15:05]  They call that Jewish pornography, which is, I guess it all is.
[01:15:07]  But I mean, but at the same time, it's when you see white erasure and you get happy about it.
[01:15:13]  Remember Bill Maher was like, it's a good thing.
[01:15:14]  You know, it's like, well, it's been so good.
[01:15:17]  We've made America less white and it's a fantastic thing.
[01:15:19]  And you're like, you fuck.
[01:15:21]  He's the worst.
[01:15:22]  I'm about to go purposely fail out of art school.
[01:15:24]  You know what I mean?
[01:15:25]  Just so I can live up to my legacy, you know, as a German, you know?
[01:15:29]  That's a Hitler reference.
[01:15:30]  I got the Hitler reference.
[01:15:31]  Hitler.
[01:15:33]  Condemn.
[01:15:36]  Disavow.
[01:15:37]  Disavow.
[01:15:39]  But no, but by the way, you know the new thing we're doing now too is, you know, they choose Christianity and say Judeo-Christianity as a hyphen.
[01:15:47]  Like they hyphenate it, right?
[01:15:48]  Like it's an African-American or something like that.
[01:15:49]  Judeo-Christianity, which, by the way, I've always told people, I say on the show, it does exist.
[01:15:53]  It's just that Christianity also exists too.
[01:15:55]  So there's a cult called Judeo-Christianity, which is where you don't believe that you're the body of Christ.
[01:16:01]  You believe that the body of Christ are the Jews.
[01:16:02]  They're the chosen ones.
[01:16:03]  They're the ones of the blessing of God, not you.
[01:16:05]  And you have to.
[01:16:06]  That's what you did.
[01:16:07]  That's what Judeo-Christianity.
[01:16:08]  I've heard that infinitely.
[01:16:09]  Yeah, countless times.
[01:16:11]  I never really knew what it meant.
[01:16:12]  So that's what it meant is that you think that the blessing of God, that the chosen people are still bloodlined through the blood of Jewish blood and those who are religiously Jewish.
[01:16:21]  And the blessing did not come to those who now believe on Jesus Christ.
[01:16:24]  The blessing did not, the church did not become the chosen body of Christ.
[01:16:28]  And so you think you're less than, and that you think that Jesus' sacrifice is not really as powerful as it is.
[01:16:34]  You don't really believe in the atonement of the blood, and you're actually living in a cult.
[01:16:38]  So that's Judeo-Christianity.
[01:16:39]  So now we're going to start giving them credit for other things that they wanted to start, like feminism.
[01:16:45]  We're going to call it Judeo-feminism now because that is, because they say, well, Christianity comes from Judaism.
[01:16:51]  That's what they say it means.
[01:16:52]  Well, Christianity comes from Judaism.
[01:16:53]  Well, it doesn't come from Judaism, actually.
[01:16:55]  It fulfills Judaism, which is a little bit different.
[01:16:56]  And then it creates, you know, this new year, what is this?
[01:16:58]  Just to clarify, go to that?
[01:17:00]  Yeah.
[01:17:01]  So those are the Christians.
[01:17:02]  And then the Judeos were the ones that put them on the cross.
[01:17:06]  Just to clarify.
[01:17:12]  That's terrible.
[01:17:13]  I love it.
[01:17:14]  But no, but I was saying, so yes, we'll do Judeo-homosexuality.
[01:17:17]  The only thing would have been funnier if it said J-E-W with a hyphen D-E-O.
[01:17:21]  That would have been faithful anyway.
[01:17:22]  You're punching it up, you Jesus.
[01:17:25]  You know, we get transgenderism from the Talmud.
[01:17:27]  I don't know if you know that.
[01:17:28]  No, I do not.
[01:17:28]  Yeah, it's like the only religious book that teaches about multi-genders, transgender genders.
[01:17:32]  All this LGBTQ stuff is Talmudic teachings.
[01:17:34]  That's what's crazy.
[01:17:35]  That's why Hirschfield's Manfield, all the guys that, you know, that guy was trying to kill all were Jewish.
[01:17:40]  It wasn't because he just had this hatred towards Jews.
[01:17:42]  It was that they're trying to bring into actualization, manifest Talmudic ideas into society, which says that humans can have different genders.
[01:17:49]  This is not a joke.
[01:17:50]  You can have different genders.
[01:17:52]  You can switch your gender.
[01:17:52]  That's why they created, you know, that's what, I mean, you know, that's what he was burning.
[01:17:56]  The books he was burning were pornography and all transgenderism.
[01:17:59]  And when he was, you know, kicking Jews out, he was kicking socialists and communists out.
[01:18:03]  They got to tell on themselves.
[01:18:04]  Like he was kicking communists and socialists and transgenders and LGBTQ clinics out and stuff who all just happened to be Jews, which is why not all of them were Jews, which is why not everyone who was targeted were Jewish.
[01:18:16]  It's just like, you know, he was targeting Jews everywhere.
[01:18:18]  And it's like, what were those Jews doing that?
[01:18:21]  Because they always tell you that they're a victim, but they never tell you what the people were mad about.
[01:18:26]  You know what I mean?
[01:18:26]  It's like, oh, they were mad at us and kicked us out.
[01:18:28]  Why did they do so?
[01:18:29]  Well, wouldn't that tell you that transgender people and gay people and everything they've been here since the beginning of time, and maybe it's a little trendier now to be you think trans you think transgender people have been since the beginning if you have primordial soup transgender amoebas?
[01:18:47]  It depends how you define transgender.
[01:18:49]  I don't believe it at all, but you could say I believe that transgender, if Bruce Jenner, Olympic medalist, okay, is Caitlin Jenner now and he feels better or she feels better.
[01:19:02]  Everyone becomes transgender after a long time.
[01:19:04]  Vaccines cause autism and everyone that's trans is autistic.
[01:19:08]  I believe the vaccines are amazing things.
[01:19:11]  Sorry.
[01:19:12]  I believe that they've always been, it's an unfortunate thing to be feel like you were born in the wrong body.
[01:19:18]  I don't think it happens as much as people saying.
[01:19:21]  Hey, listen.
[01:19:21]  It's called this.
[01:19:22]  It's called puberty.
[01:19:24]  Everybody, it's like a lot of people are like, man.
[01:19:27]  When you went through puberty, did you think you wanted to be a girl?
[01:19:30]  I was a girl.
[01:19:31]  My name is Elizabeth Schaefer.
[01:19:33]  And I transitioned.
[01:19:34]  I just told people I was in high school.
[01:19:36]  I transitioned to a new school because I got kicked out of my other school for ditching the special Olympics to do mushrooms.
[01:19:41]  And it's like, oh, I didn't want to hang out with retards.
[01:19:43]  I wanted to get retarded.
[01:19:44]  You know what I mean?
[01:19:46]  So I went and left, and then she told everyone that I was kind of a high voice and camp mannerisms.
[01:19:50]  She told everybody that I was, I was like very skinny back then too, like really slender, like small from I spent years putting on weight.
[01:19:57]  Yeah.
[01:19:57]  Well, I was tall, but you know, like twinky, you know?
[01:20:00]  Twinky.
[01:20:01]  Yeah, there you go.
[01:20:02]  Yeah, filled with cream.
[01:20:02]  It was my own cream, so I wasn't gay, right?
[01:20:04]  But I wasn't gay.
[01:20:06]  You put it back in, yeah.
[01:20:07]  Yeah, it came with the cream, so that's not, that's not bad.
[01:20:09]  But jokes aside, it's like she told everyone I was Elizabeth and I had transitioned, and people like actually believe it.
[01:20:15]  It never went away.
[01:20:17]  I'd be like in a conversation with people, I'd be like, she's like, when did you like transition?
[01:20:19]  And I'll be like, okay, I'm not.
[01:20:21]  That's why I'm fathers.
[01:20:22]  No, I understand.
[01:20:23]  They'll be like, I understand.
[01:20:24]  Like, you're a girl.
[01:20:25]  You're in a safe place.
[01:20:26]  Yeah, no, you're a man.
[01:20:27]  I think you're a man.
[01:20:27]  I'd be like, no, I'm not transgender.
[01:20:30]  And they'd be like, no, I know.
[01:20:31]  You're a man now.
[01:20:31]  And I'd be like, oh, man.
[01:20:35]  Oh, that's a diabolical rumor.
[01:20:37]  A couple girls didn't want to go to the dance because I thought I was transgender.
[01:20:40]  They thought like you're a man now, but you were born a local kid.
[01:20:43]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:20:44]  But anyway, it was a twink arc.
[01:20:46]  There was a twink arc.
[01:20:47]  Some people say it never left.
[01:20:48]  Some people say it never left.
[01:20:50]  But tonight, we have a great show going on today.
[01:20:52]  There is a comedy show going to be here in the Boca Raton, the mouth of the rat, the city's called, which is why the Jewish people decided that that was their city.

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[01:21:00]  That's very scary.
[01:21:01]  By the way, Ben Shapiro's studio is right up the street.
[01:21:03]  Newsmax.
[01:21:04]  Newsmax is around the corner.
[01:21:05]  Is it really?
[01:21:06]  What a crash then.
[01:21:07]  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:21:08]  You know, I'd say right now is the wrong time to try to get through right-winger security teams.
[01:21:13]  Probably on high alert.
[01:21:15]  Leventhal, I got to go hit him up.
[01:21:18]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:21:19]  Yeah, next.
[01:21:20]  I'll be on Mark Levin next week at two.
[01:21:22]  I'm just kidding, no.
[01:21:22]  But so reminding you guys, so that show, so I don't know if you want to share a little details about the show tonight and tomorrow night.
[01:21:28]  I'm going to try to go tomorrow night if I can.
[01:21:30]  If I can't, don't hate him because I got two kids and it's already hard to tour on the weekends.
[01:21:35]  Immaculate Conception.
[01:21:36]  Immaculate Conception.
[01:21:37]  That's right.
[01:21:37]  That's why I'm going to Catholic Church because I don't know how my wife had the kids.
[01:21:41]  Before the J-E-W-De-O Christians got him.
[01:21:44]  What did he say?
[01:21:44]  Tell them about our show, Eugene.
[01:21:46]  We will be at Sadman Comedy Club tonight at 8 p.m.
[01:21:50]  Tomorrow night at 8 p.m. Me, Keanu, I will be headlining Keanu C. Thompson will be there.
[01:21:55]  David Sadman, who is running the club.
[01:21:59]  And he's a comedian who started the club.
[01:22:01]  I love that these guys have pushed back.
[01:22:04]  It's a great little club.
[01:22:05]  It's right around the corner.
[01:22:07]  And who's the other guy?
[01:22:08]  A wad something.
[01:22:09]  Paul's city guy.
[01:22:10]  He's great.
[01:22:11]  But we'll all be there.
[01:22:12]  And some great comic friends or something.
[01:22:14]  I think Gerard Michaels is coming by tomorrow night.
[01:22:16]  Bruce Smirnoff, great Florida comic.
[01:22:18]  All just get banned.
[01:22:20]  Daniel Gregus coming?
[01:22:22]  Who?
[01:22:22]  You said Mr. Smirnoff was coming.
[01:22:24]  I know Jack Daniels was on his way too.
[01:22:26]  You know what I'm saying?
[01:22:26]  Jack Daniels.
[01:22:29]  Mr. Woodford Reserve.
[01:22:31]  Elijah, who's the Elijah Dinkle?
[01:22:33]  I don't even know what that is.
[01:22:34]  Next week, I'll be next week.
[01:22:37]  I'll be with the incomparable Chrissy Mayer in Plano, Texas.
[01:22:40]  Let's go.
[01:22:40]  Shout out to Chrissy Mayer.
[01:22:42]  Love Chrissy Mayer.
[01:22:42]  Thanks for sharing.
[01:22:43]  Go to Keanu C. Thompson on X and or Twitter or YouTube if you'd like to watch the live show.
[01:22:48]  But Chrissy Mayor for the date of that.
[01:22:51]  Yeah, no, no, we're going to add the link.
[01:22:52]  If you can have Sam add the link now into the description and pin it to the comment.
[01:22:56]  If you guys want to help sponsor our campus tour to honor Charlie, our turning point, it's called Our Turning Point.
[01:23:03]  And then I love how Sam was like, wouldn't it be mad if the username?
[01:23:06]  I go, I hate to tell you this, but the word turning point is not their name.
[01:23:09]  It's a phrase called the turning point.
[01:23:12]  And yeah, if we said turning point USA event, yes, that would be infringing on copyright.
[01:23:16]  But our turning point, and he's like, yeah, but isn't it kind of like too connected?
[01:23:19]  I go, it's literally a memorial tour.
[01:23:22]  It's like intentionally.
[01:23:23]  Yeah.
[01:23:23]  It's intentionally.
[01:23:24]  You want to have a nod till yeah, it's like, hello.
[01:23:27]  We're really sad about this.
[01:23:29]  And I just want to say turning point.
[01:23:30]  Yeah.
[01:23:31]  No, no, legitimately.
[01:23:32]  I just want to say something very important here.
[01:23:34]  Just admits this.
[01:23:35]  This is not a joke.
[01:23:36]  Despite all the stuff going with Charlie, if you can go to my screen here for a second, we have not, if you can put on my, this, this screen, the computer.
[01:23:44]  Yeah.
[01:23:45]  That's shit.
[01:23:46]  We have not forgotten about you.
[01:23:48]  Oh.
[01:23:48]  You know, we have not, we have not forgotten about you.
[01:23:51]  And we are not over.
[01:23:51]  We are not on the news cycle of just moving on and moving over.
[01:23:56]  We know.
[01:23:58]  We know.
[01:23:58]  And we'll talk about it probably on the next show, some more updates on this stuff.
[01:24:01]  We know what happened and we're not going to let it go.
[01:24:03]  You, you know, both Charlie and Irina are martyrs.
[01:24:06]  They are martyrs for the people of the world.
[01:24:10]  They are martyrs for Western civilization.
[01:24:12]  They are martyrs for the white race.
[01:24:15]  She was attacked because she was white.
[01:24:17]  And Charlie was attacked allegedly now because, you know, they said he was like a white supremacist or whatever.
[01:24:21]  You know, basically for saying moderate things.
[01:24:23]  All she did was exist.
[01:24:25]  And all he did was try to have debate.
[01:24:26]  And yet they were murdered, not because they were evil, but because of who they were.
[01:24:32]  And it was something they couldn't change.
[01:24:34]  And I just want to remember, you're not exempt because Charlie might have died.
[01:24:37]  I'm bringing them both up because Charlie's high profile.
[01:24:39]  Well, I'm not high profile.
[01:24:40]  Neither was she.
[01:24:41]  In fact, she was the lowest of the low.
[01:24:42]  She was a refugee.
[01:24:43]  And it seems so funny that the left care so much about refugees when they're committing crimes, but not when they're murdered, all because she had the was was in the wrong skin color, the skin color that you built up.
[01:24:53]  Well said you heard she lived like in the Ukraine in a bomb shelter.
[01:24:58]  She came here for a better life.
[01:24:59]  She was murdered by that piece of shit with 16 fucking arrests, let fucking given free cashless bail by a woman who has never went to law school.
[01:25:10]  And when they called the embassy, the embassy, like we call the Ukrainian embassy, we, God forgive me.
[01:25:16]  Our government called the Ukrainian embassy and said, we will pay for the body to be sent.
[01:25:20]  And they said, no, she wanted to be, she wants to be buried in America.
[01:25:24]  It was her dream to live there.
[01:25:25]  And this is what we're let going on.
[01:25:27]  Ms. Lenzelenski wouldn't let her dad then fly to come to the funeral because he's still eligible for draft despite being 58 years old.
[01:25:34]  That's really happened.
[01:25:34]  But I want to end it there.
[01:25:36]  If you guys want to plug your socials real fast, because I know you guys got a show at 8 p.m. tonight, if you're bored right now in the Boca Raton West Palm, even Miami, you have time to get up now.
[01:25:43]  If you're in Miami area, you got time to get up here.
[01:25:46]  And if you're watching this later, they'll be there tomorrow night as well.
[01:25:48]  So what's your socials?
[01:25:49]  Keanu C. Thompson, Keanu Cast on YouTube, Keon C. Thompson on X, Keon C. Thompson on Insta.
[01:25:55]  That's where you can find all of Kiki's stuff.
[01:25:57]  There you go, Eugene.
[01:25:58]  You go.
[01:25:58]  If you like me, Google Gino Bisconti comedy.
[01:26:02]  No matter how you spell Gino or Bisconti, trust me, I will come up.
[01:26:05]  Gino underscore Bisconti on Twitter.
[01:26:08]  I'm on Rumble, much like this goddamn hero doing a show three, four days a week at 3 p.m.
[01:26:14]  So hell yeah.
[01:26:15]  And by the way, thanks for letting us hang, dude.
[01:26:17]  This is a goddamn blast.
[01:26:20]  You know what?
[01:26:21]  You know, it's like, it's like having Anthony Coome on, except you haven't destroyed a business where your friends weren't.
[01:26:26]  I destroyed his business.
[01:26:28]  I'm totally fucking around.
[01:26:29]  I love Kumia.
[01:26:31]  You were drinking him last weekend.
[01:26:33]  Yeah, and I actually want.
[01:26:33]  I got to get Kumia back on.
[01:26:35]  Kumia's one of the only people I know could take a beating because, man, he beats his own meat harder than anyone I know.
[01:26:40]  So X-BigZX said, Wynn, we needed this today as a super chat.
[01:26:46]  Let me go real fast back to the, let me go back to my, give me a second here.
[01:26:53]  Back to my studio.
[01:26:54]  I don't know why it just.
[01:26:55]  Oh, man.
[01:26:56]  I just date this stuff.
[01:26:57]  Let me go back to the actual.
[01:27:00]  Sorry, well, you know what?
[01:27:01]  We'll have to read the next chats in the next show because my computer just doesn't work.
[01:27:03]  Do you have the chats?
[01:27:04]  My computer just never works.
[01:27:06]  Like, why the fuck do I have this computer if it doesn't work?
[01:27:08]  It gives you a gravitas when you're.
[01:27:10]  My computer's like a fucking dick when I'm 80 years old.
[01:27:13]  It's like, it doesn't.
[01:27:14]  Don't talk about you.
[01:27:16]  Yeah, I'm like trying to, I'm trying to get this to work.
[01:27:20]  It doesn't work.
[01:27:22]  So I can't see all the super chats.
[01:27:26]  Fan funding.
[01:27:27]  Oh, here they are.
[01:27:28]  Now you can click on it.
[01:27:29]  Okay.
[01:27:29]  Manny Musket said in 2025, if a comic doesn't like the tape from their set, should they dox the fan who filmed it?
[01:27:36]  Also, no one said this, but everyone knows that Gio is flat broke.
[01:27:39]  Okay.
[01:27:40]  Oh, that's a troll.
[01:27:41]  Go on, yeah.
[01:27:42]  I know.
[01:27:43]  Somebody kept saying that.
[01:27:44]  Rome77 said, the claim that Kirk's wife and kids were UVU traces to a BBC misread of Senator Mullen's post.
[01:27:50]  BBC corrected TPUSA UVU press said they weren't there.
[01:27:54]  Okay.
[01:27:55]  Okay, that's good.
[01:27:56]  That's good.
[01:27:56]  If that's that, that's good.
[01:27:57]  We'll see.
[01:27:58]  Also, I wanted to tell you guys as well, coming up in the future, just a couple of things.
[01:28:03]  Turning point UK, Turning Point Australia, they had a huge vigil.
[01:28:08]  Hundreds of people came out.
[01:28:08]  This is going across the country.
[01:28:10]  And if you look at the broadcast, everyone's saying they deserved it.
[01:28:13]  He deserved it.
[01:28:13]  And if you looked at Germany, there's a dyke-like Indian woman who was like, well, that's what happens when you have misandrist comments and you're sexist, you know, and you have an Indian in Germany that's a lesbian telling you that people who promote white ideals are the problem.
[01:28:30]  Fucking holy shit, man.
[01:28:32]  He was right.
[01:28:32]  That's how I'll end it tonight.
[01:28:34]  My name is Elijah Schaefer.
[01:28:35]  Thank you so much again for watching another episode of The Rift Life Monday, Wednesday, Fridays.
[01:28:38]  It is usually at 7 p.m.
[01:28:39]  However, I like this way better at 5 o'clock.
[01:28:41]  This was way fucking better.
[01:28:42]  I had way more energy.
[01:28:43]  The extra two hours, you just get drained.
[01:28:45]  You know, it's like you're already working all day from home and from here.
[01:28:48]  And it'd be nice, you know, to possibly get off a little bit earlier.
[01:28:51]  So we'll see.
[01:28:52]  We might be changing the time of the show, but it's on Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
[01:28:54]  We have new shows launching.
[01:28:55]  Have a great rest of the week.
[01:28:56]  Thank you guys all.
[01:28:57]  Don't forget to check out the gifts and go link to support this speaking tour.
[01:29:01]  Whatever you can give, $5, $10, you know, whatever.
[01:29:03]  And if you have any rich friends, let them know that we're doing this in honor of Charlie.
[01:29:06]  There's no profit being made from this.
[01:29:08]  All proceeds are going directly towards speaking at schools.
[01:29:10]  And if we make more money than we're trying to raise, we're literally just going to go do more schools.
[01:29:13]  So there's no, this is a non-profit venture, and we appreciate you guys.
[01:29:17]  It is not tax deductible right now.
[01:29:19]  We are going to be filing for a 51c3 in the future.
[01:29:21]  So this may be a pending donation that you may be able to write off in future taxes.
[01:29:25]  Have a great rest of the week, as always.
[01:29:26]  Thank you to my guests.
[01:29:27]  Thank you for having us.
[01:29:28]  This has been so much fun.
[01:29:29]  Yes, thank you.
[01:29:30]  And may God bless the United States of America.