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BOMBSHELL: Did EPSTEIN Invest in PALANTIR? | The Rift | Guest: Braeden Sorbo

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elijah schaffer
Well, it turns out that Jeffrey Epstein has now been tied directly to Palantir.
We just heard earlier that Palantir is making a AI database to keep all of your information in one place.
But don't worry, I don't know if it's the gay founder or the Jewish CEO or one of the many beautiful and wonderfully, I should say, very experienced individuals when it comes to cyber crimes and internet warfare, have told you nothing they're doing is going to be illegal.
Why?
Well, because they're the government and everything they do is legal.
Just today, AF Post had released some damning information.
It turns out it has been revealed that Jeffrey Epstein invested $40 million into Planeteer Chairman Peter Thiel's Valor Ventures, a New York-based venture capital firm.
The investments made during 2015 and 2016 have appreciated to an estimated $170 million, which is approximately one-fifth of the money that we spend on Obama phones every single month.
It constitutes the largest reigning asset in Epstein's estate.
Who would have known that Jeffrey Epstein is tied to Peter Thiel is tied to Palantir?
Is it all coming together yet?
Do you know why Pam Bonnie didn't release the docs?
Well, we're talking about this and so much more here.
Another episode of The Rift only on RiftTV.com.
Let's start the show.
Jeffrey Epstein's back in the news today.
We're not hearing Dan Bongino tell us how he definitely killed himself.
He definitely did, right?
He has a video he'll release in about 10 years after they finish making it through AI.
The FBI released a statement saying we haven't released the footage of him killing himself yet because AI hasn't gotten good enough yet to trick you all.
It's quite suspicious.
Joining me today to talk about this story and so much more here.
I am joined in the studio by my guests.
Go ahead and introduce yourself.
braeden cooper sorbo
Brayden Sorbo, 23 years old.
The applause is so great.
Author of Embrace Masculinity, 2 million social media followers, Catholic content creator, fitness thing.
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
He created Catholicism.
He's a Catholic creator.
This guy's creating world religions.
Thank you for that.
There's a lot of Catholics out there.
They owe you a lot.
I did introduce you to my son as Jesus, which is kind of sacrilegious, but a little blasphemous.
It could have been the guy, the Jesus that gave me Taco Bell last night at 2 a.m. when I was blasted.
Am I right?
Applause for that.
That's Jesus.
That's Jesus.
Speaking of the devil, since we'll get off the immigrants for a moment here, joining me here is contributor to rifttv.com.
Introduce yourself.
sarah stock
Sarasdoc, happy to be here.
unidentified
Convincingly.
sarah stock
You guys see me every night, so I don't know what to tell you anymore.
elijah schaffer
That's so.
And you assume that people are here every night.
That's so nice of you.
And of course, contributor here as well as producer at the Rift TV Studios.
Tell us who you are.
michael hennessey
Hey, Michael Hennessy.
I have a page Snowflake News.
Excited for the show.
Looking forward to it.
elijah schaffer
Awesome.
All right, let's talk about the story for today.
So AF Post dropped some bombshells here.
Turns out it says, it has been revealed that Jeffrey Epstein invested $40 million into Palantir chairman Peter Thiel's Valor Ventures.
This is the New York-based venture capital firm.
The investments now are over $170 million, which is the greatest asset inside of his portfolio, his current estate.
Now, that's kind of crazy that after what Epstein did, the blackmail operations, which obviously led to making a lot of money, someone's still running that estate and they're still profiting from those crimes.
What's even more interesting is that one of the people who's currently profiting from those crimes allegedly would be Peter Thiel, who, you know, his awesome company, Palantir, with Carp there, has decided that they are going to create a database to track us all and put all of our data into one central location, whether it's your voting records, your gun ownership history, your criminal record, even finding out what color thong you're wearing, Braden.
That is, they have it all.
I know it's gross, but they'll have it all in one place.
Obviously, the dangers of that are unquantifiable, right?
To say the very least.
It is interesting that we bring this up.
I don't know what you're thinking about this.
We have so much damning information on this topic, but Jeffrey Epstein is back from the dead, and now he's got your data.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, he's got your data.
I mean, well, I don't know how many, I mean, Ghelane Maxwell was arrested for trafficking against nobody.
So the estate's running, but they're not actually doing anything, right?
Because no arrests have been made.
So clearly, everybody is a good, honest player in this game.
It's not like the government would ever do anything like the Patriot Act where they want to just take all of your data.
That's not possible.
elijah schaffer
No.
You know what's worse than that, though?
I was looking at Dave Portnoy today in Jew jokes.
That's way worse.
I just don't, I don't want to get into heavy topics like that.
So we'll keep it light talking about child exploitation, corruption, money laundering, and AI global control, right?
We'll keep it on the lighter topic.
Sorry, Dave Portnoy.
We don't want to offend you.
God forbid in America.
We have free speech and that kind of stuff.
But I don't know what you think about this.
This is kind of absolutely diabolical.
That is our word of the year that we're finding out that it's Jeffrey Epstein's money.
We don't know who he abused.
We don't know who he's touched.
We don't know who are the victims.
We know one of them allegedly, and they killed themselves in Western Australia a few weeks ago.
Ghislaine Maxwell, yeah, apparently traffic, you mentioned children to nobody.
But at least we do know where his money is.
And it's currently being used to fund and filter out our own tracking and surveillance state.
I feel like this makes so much sense why Pam Bondi just won't release the files.
sarah stock
Yeah, I mean, to me, it's kind of the least shocking thing ever that Epstein still, basically, this is a tie that he still has with our federal government because he's tied to Palantir and Palantir is tied to Peter Thial and Peter Thiel is funding JD Vance, who's our vice president, who they want to be president next.
And is it really that shocking that they're tied with Jeffrey Epstein?
I mean, it's like this big club and you're just not in it.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I'm in it.
I'm in the club.
braeden cooper sorbo
Do you have something to tell us?
unidentified
Epstein may have our information, but he also has Elijah's videos.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, that's true.
You know what's crazy?
The Glenn Greenwald stuff.
I mentioned to somebody that thought it was creepy to share, you know, blackmail people in compromising positions.
It's a weird thing to share the videos.
One thing to talk about it, but to share it, right, is so weird.
And for some reason, I don't know if it's my reputation or what, but the amount of comments that were like, when is your video dropping?
It's like, how do you, what do you assume that if I had a video like that, I wouldn't be charging you for it?
You think I'm not a good businessman?
I'm not going to let it drop accidentally.
This is very expensive stuff.
But I did want to, I want to talk about this because obviously many people could say, well, you know what?
Look, we're raising money for the rift here.
People do invest in a lot of things.
It's not a sign of guilt just because you took money from a serial child abuser.
But I think, well, let's also be careful.
That's what someone always says.
She was a 16-year-old woman.
Remember that quote?
She was a 16-year-old woman.
All right.
That being said, you think he's called it a fibophile.
Is that what that's called?
A fibophile?
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't know, but if you know the distinctions too well, people look at you weird.
elijah schaffer
So we just all the guys are like, I'm not going to confirm or deny that.
No, so I don't know if we call him, I don't know if we call him a pedophile, but he definitely was breaking laws, right?
He was, they were minors, which is very illegal.
He'd already been previously convicted of abuse of minors and already been registered on the list, yet they took money from him.
Now, look at this.
It also turns out here that back a little while ago, you also had Teal, who was on Joe Rogan.
This was released by America First host Nick Funt has released this clip today talking about how Jeffrey Epstein basically had no ties to Israel.
This gets weird, right?
So you're starting to see that the connection.
I'll tell you what, you give me $170 million.
I might start shilling for Epstein too.
Listen.
peter thiel
And then, you know, I went down all these rabbit holes.
Was he working for the Israelis or the Mossad or all this sort of stuff?
And I've come to think that that was very secondary.
It was obviously it was just the U.S. You know, if you're working for Israel, you don't get protected.
You know, we had Jonathan Pollard, he went to jail for 25 years or whatever.
elijah schaffer
But unrelated.
peter thiel
Right.
Understood, but it's, but it's one particular operation.
But so it's, but it, it was, uh, if it was an intelligence operation, the question we should be asking is what part of the U.S. intelligence system was he working for?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
So speaking of that, it is quite interesting as we talk about this.
I don't know, Sarah, what do you think?
I mean, he seems to be trying to take off, you know, any sort of palatability or, you know, I guess trying to loosen our ability to even think that Jeffrey Epstein could have been an Israeli agent.
And I know this is a very sensitive subject, but it is what it is.
Do you think that it sounds like he's maybe shilling for him a little bit, maybe running cover?
Doesn't really sound like he sounds confident in himself.
This reminds me a lot of the Dan Bongino instance where they seem like they have a gun pointed to their head, right?
He's like, try to say, I don't know.
I wouldn't think about it.
sarah stock
Yeah, it's not something he's exactly allowed to talk about, but we already do know that Epstein had ties with Mossad because they released the files and blacked out all the parts that had to do with Israel.
That was the only parts they blacked out.
So I don't know.
It's like, is that, can it be any more obvious than that?
braeden cooper sorbo
It was the same as Robert Maxwell, Ghulane Maxwell's father being connected to Mossad in the same exact same way, right?
They released all those files.
Like you said, they blacked out all the parts that were related to a specific country.
And then everyone can go, well, look, there's no connection, but you're not releasing the full files.
So obviously you can pretend like something doesn't exist.
You can plug your ears and go, la, But that doesn't make it any less real.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think one of the craziest parts about this is that it seems like you have a lot of people, Charlie Kirk included, who have been very, very optics-friendly people that have vested interests in this current administration.
They've tried to downplay Jeffrey Epstein's connections to Mossad and to Israel.
And of course, the reason why you have this is because you have a lot of people who really believe these are God's chosen people and that, you know, any sort of criticism of them or any sort of attack on their government is somehow anti-Semitic.
And I think that the kind of ridiculousness of that is the same, the same nomenclature when you start talking about the problem with crime, right, in the United States.
Black crime, for instance, people are like, oh, so you hate blacks and you hate this and you hate that.
It's like, no, look, there's a very serious issue going on between the CIA and Mossad that seem to be behind pretty much every evil in the world, including ISIS, right?
Including the Taliban themselves being armed, right?
The Mujahideen were literally armed by the United States to fight what?
Russia.
And then we armored them again when we left.
And you find out why we even left all of those Humvees there.
Part of the reason why is because we have a new car that we were going to be using, a new transport vehicle.
And we thought, well, in order to justify the creation of all these new vehicles under our new defense contracts, what would happen if we just left all of our military equipment, a trillion dollars actually about in another country?
Well, that would give us the justification to do whatever we want.
So the CIA and Massad sort of create the world stage and they decide who are the players are, who gets to be where, who gets to do what.
And I don't think people, I don't think people do us any justice by trying to run cover for the CIA or for Massad.
If you're running cover for one of these organizations, then it probably means that you work for them.
Ooh, Peter Thiel does work for the CIA.
So there is that as well.
sarah stock
Well, it's not like he's exactly a trustworthy individual.
I don't know why we would take anything that he says at face value at all.
I mean, even just the statement that Palantir released was that yesterday because they're starting to get pushback.
And they're saying, everything the New York Times posted or published is not true at all because we're not going to do anything unlawful with all of your data.
And it's like, yeah, we know it's not unlawful because you're working in lockstep with the federal government.
So anything you do that the government allows is technically lawful, but that doesn't really mean that we want it.
And that's actually a little bit more scary.
That means we can't get them in trouble for it.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's like, well, punching you in the face isn't breaking the law because we just wrote a new law that says that punching you specifically in the face is actually okay.
It's like, well, that doesn't make it any better.
sarah stock
Yeah, actually, that kind of makes me more scared.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, it makes me go, like, why do you get special permission to punch me in the face?
That doesn't make any sense.
But it's weird because Peter Thiel's connected to, you know, JD Vance and all these people.
Everyone just goes, well, Vance is a based Catholic bro who's married to an Indian woman and his children are being raised Hindu.
sarah stock
Yeah, and he names his son Vivek and then he dresses them in Indian clothes.
braeden cooper sorbo
Right.
But he's connected to JD, who's super based.
So therefore, he's going to be good just by proxy.
michael hennessey
I mean, anybody who's actually trying to root for this or trying to say that this is a good thing, and that's far from the truth, is just going to become a police state.
That's really what it is.
You see the same thing in China, how they've used that kind of system to create social credit, create all these other problems, consistent monitoring.
And you even have trouble as well in the UK, I believe it was, where they already were running this system and attacking anybody who had political views that weren't similar to theirs.
So it's just a big ploy to control us even more and just collect our information.
And anytime the government's given more power, what they do is they abuse it.
There's never one time when they get power and decide that, you know, they're going to do something good.
Unfortunately, it usually becomes something evil.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay.
But all this aside, I do want to remind people that we know that Palantir, we know these companies were created by the CIA.
The CIA invests a lot of our money into creating one of these show companies to accomplish the social transformations that they desire, right?
So they don't do it directly from the CIA.
They run as private organizations.
And I want to remind you about just genuinely how absolutely diabolical some of these organizations are.
So if you ever kind of walked around and noticed that it seems like with Austin Metcalf or anybody else, whenever a white guy is killed by a black guy in what is clearly a racially motivated crime, that there always and always is a cocked out white dad who's apologizing to the black community, talking about this is not a racial crime.
And you go, why does this all feel like it's just like one giant joke?
Does it ever feel like, if you're watching this, do you ever feel in the world that things seem like they're orchestrated, right?
Like, how is it that, you know, JD Vance is connected to Teal and somehow he's the vice president.
Now Teal's companies are getting the contracts to create these databases and then they push through a big, beautiful budget.
But then the budget has, you know, earmarks in there that limit states' ability to even regulate AI from the federal government.
You're going, wait a second, are we getting played?
Yes, you are.
One very interesting story here that connects to this was from Aaron McIntyre.
Aaron is an editor and senior writer at theblaze.com.
Great place to work.
I asked him to come on the show and he politely declined.
I don't know why.
unidentified
How odd.
elijah schaffer
How odd.
You know, I love Aaron.
So he talked about this.
So by the way, this has been recently exposed.
I don't know if anyone caught this the last couple of days.
This is diabolical information.
So yesterday, Chris Ruffo asked why we should repeal the Civil Rights Act, right?
He asked that real question.
And obviously, Chris Ruffo, who remains, I've got to say, one of the weirdest people in the right wing.
He's like one of those agents that keeps things status quo, intentionally keeps the far right from advancing.
You know, it's sort of like a James Lindsay, but not with not without tension.
sarah stock
And he hired a porn star to his conservative organization.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, I don't work there.
braeden cooper sorbo
You see the guy that looks like Dr. Dufin Schmidt.
Is that who we're talking about?
Yes.
elijah schaffer
So Chris Ruffo.
sarah stock
So no, he's thinking of Alex Karp.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's who I'm thinking.
sarah stock
Oh, your CEO.
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, I thought I was saying.
sarah stock
You got to pull up my tweet.
It's uncanny.
elijah schaffer
Are you kidding?
I thought he, Chris Ruffo's tall and skinny.
sarah stock
No, we're not talking about Chris Ruffo.
elijah schaffer
Okay, we're not talking about Karp.
Karp runs, Chris Ruffo is one of those pseudo-intellectuals, a Claremont-type people who just basically keep things status quo and make sure that you support Israel.
But that being said, today, you know, he really wants you to talk about transgenderism too, by the way.
Like, please, like, he wakes up every morning, Chris does.
He's like, please talk about men and women's sports.
And you're like, okay, you know, you already got Riley Gaines.
She does that every day.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's true.
That is her thing.
You know, if men actually got periods, I don't think we'd have any transgender men.
They'd be like, all right, nope, not doing this anymore.
elijah schaffer
Literally, yeah.
Anyways, why would you want to be a girl?
That's so weird.
Today, Academic Agent X dropped a bombshell report about a secretive agency with the job of silencing Americans and covering up anti-white violence.
Let's talk about the Community Relations Service.
Do you guys know about the CRS?
Yes, no?
First time introduced to it?
braeden cooper sorbo
First time.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, I'd like to introduce this to you.
It is something that I'm very much interested in, and I find this thread to be very helpful for people that are first getting introduced to this great agency.
The Community Relations Service was formed under Title 10, Title X, of the 1964 CRA.
It has a level of confidentiality similar to the FBI.
So that's interesting, right?
It's got like an intelligence agency.
Virtually nothing CRS agents do is enter into public record.
That's obviously great for accountability.
The CRA is basically immune to Freedom of Information Act requests.
Wow.
So they must be doing good things then, right?
For us.
braeden cooper sorbo
No one can look into it.
It must be good.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
You're not allowed to know what they're doing, and you're not allowed to ask them what they're doing.
So that means that they're probably using your tax dollars to help you, right?
I mean, we've seen this work time and time again.
Well, all notes drafted by CRS agents are destroyed.
And those agents may invoke a confidentiality privilege for both Congress and the courts, which they have done previously.
This is a bizarre level of secrecy for an agency that is theoretically geared towards community relations.
The CRS isn't a neutral organization.
They're explicitly charged by the government with furthering the political goals of the civil rights movement.
These goals have included increasing black representation.
Doesn't sound like bad, right?
Transgender youth visibility.
I mean, they're very visible.
We can really see them.
They're very obvious.
And planting mosques in Christian towns.
Allah Akbar.
Halal, my brother.
The purpose of the CRS is described by one of its founders, Pertram Levine.
How is that possible?
braeden cooper sorbo
What a name.
elijah schaffer
How is that possible?
braeden cooper sorbo
That's what his early life says on Wikipedia.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that crazy?
Every single time.
Isn't this guy's son work at, I'm sorry, that's Mark.
braeden cooper sorbo
Like, it's not all of them, but it's always them.
elijah schaffer
It's always them.
It's always those CRS founders was to prevent white backlash to the CRA.
So they basically realized that white people wouldn't want the Civil Rights Act.
It wouldn't help them.
So in order to do and push the Civil Rights Act, which is a communist move on our country to radically and forever destroy the social cohesion of our nation, they created this agency to stop white people from having representation authority in our own cities.
This is not a joke.
Listen, I know you all want to talk, but you got to listen to this story.
The purpose of the CRS was described by one of its founders there to stop the backlash.
The CRS helped to fund groups like the Southern Christian Leadership Conference to harass little Lily White towns and organize mass demonstrations.
The CRS was involved in the forced integration of Catholic communities in Boston.
So they were pushing black people into these places.
And when 17-year-old Michael Faith was stabbed in 1974, so CRS was on the scene immediately, not to help the victim or protect this community, but to prevent white students from fighting back.
The CRS repeatedly threatened to pull the FCC license of a local news station unless they affirmative action hired black anchors.
They also produced propaganda films with big stars like Bill Cosby.
The CRS was involved in guiding and downplaying race riots.
In 1965, they worked with black leaders like Franklin Florence, who was a student of Saul Alinsky.
The goal was to allow rioting, but control it so that it didn't escalate to the level where white residents would react.
The CRS coordinated with law enforcement and used carefully placed propaganda to prevent white residents from reacting to multiple black riots across American cities in the 1960s and 70s.
The CRS also set up Operation Rumor Control, which still operates to this day.
Rumor control manipulates local media sources to control reporting on the damage done during riots and downplay the role of civil rights leaders in instigating them.
The CRS is responsible for stage managing the entire Trayvon Marin incident, including parading the family before Congress, carefully managing protests in Sanford, Florida, training activists, and astroturfing progressive organizations like Dream Defenders.
We're almost done.
The CRS was critical in increasing the effectiveness of movements like BLM.
They train left-wing activists through a program called Marshall Training.
So our government trained BLM, by the way, in the communist manifesto.
Coordinated the distribution of supplies from water to jumbotrons and coordinate media coverage to ensure good optics.
The CRS is also a playbook to manage and create spontaneous protests across the U.S. in favor of all manner of left-wing causes, including BLM marches in Ferguson, pride events in small conservative North Carolina town, and protests against Columbus Day in Colorado.
The most despicable aspect of the CRS is to murder cover-up operations.
You've seen the pattern.
A white victim is killed by a minority assailant.
Family member comes out and makes a gratuitous and obviously scripted statement downplaying the racial motivation on camera.
The spokesman calls for forgiveness and peace, condemning anyone who would use the incident as a rallying point.
The common script isn't an accident.
It's coordinated by the CRA.
Spokesperson is usually an older male who encourages everyone to focus on the character of the victim, not the horrific nature of the attacker or the motivations of the attacker.
The documents such as an incident from the Donald Jiusti, who was killed by two Somalis, there's evidence that not only did the CRS stage manage the response to his murder, but they were responsible for the resettling of Somalis in that city where the victim was from.
So they not only not only, so they resettled the they brought immigrants into a white town, then when they killed people, they worked on the media cover-up to downplay it.
The quick response to his murder occurred because the CRS was already on the ground, playing an active role in manipulating, controlling the community response to the importation of Somalis.
Remember, it's hard to find documentation on these things because they are immune to FOIA requests and congressional investigations.
But there's hard evidence they've been involved in coordinating response to riots and murders for decades.
The Trump administration has already expressed interest in dismantling the CRS, and they have the power to do so.
And this is one of the rallying cries, in my opinion.
I brought this up because just like we were a little bit too late with Palantir and what's going on, you have to realize there's a coordinated attack to disenfranchise white people and Christians in this country.
Reminder, it's not just race related, it's also sexuality-related, you know, pushing like, yeah, why is there like a pride in this small North Carolina town?
Well, they're the ones coordinating this.
How is there, you know, women's marches and riots and stuff?
Well, they're coordinating this.
Our government, our tax dollars, are coordinating our own social destruction.
And it's something no one talks about because they'd rather have you think about trans people in sports.
I don't care about trans people in sports.
I don't give a shit about women's sports in general.
Women's sports are not important.
They can all lose.
I don't want any of them to have medals.
Go back to the kitchen.
Anyway, I just, I mean, that's serious.
Oh, you don't care about women winning medals?
No, their bodies look weird.
Be thin and beautiful.
Don't be muscular.
It's just odd.
My daughter plays sports.
Well, you're a bad dad.
Go ahead.
braeden cooper sorbo
How do I follow that?
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, it's really, really interesting, especially because people aren't going to care about this.
Like, genuinely, people will hear this and they're so programmed by this organization that they will listen to this or read this entire thread or pieces of it and go, yeah.
sarah stock
Well, I don't even think, I don't think people are going to hear it.
unidentified
Yeah.
sarah stock
I mean, this is how many likes did that get on Twitter and that's like the most we're going to hear about this.
braeden cooper sorbo
Gonna care about this.
sarah stock
And then we're gonna give so much less important, like we're gonna give so much more time to very unimportant things on Fox News or CNN all day long.
But like, oh my gosh, this congressperson said this.
Oh, look what happened.
And it's just like stuff that does not actually matter at all.
But when it's something that actually has real implications and would actually change the way people think about things, it's just gonna stay on Twitter.
braeden cooper sorbo
It is interesting, though, to think that because the transgender thing you look at as like conservatives or whatever, you go, well, that's what we should be fighting.
But in reality, that's sort of the scapegoat.
That's what they want you fighting so that you don't pay attention to everything else because they make it seem like gay people are overrepresented in movies.
I mean, 2% of the population and they're in literally every single movie and TV show in Hollywood.
And so people just take it as normal now.
They just see it and go, well, that's normal.
So there's a massive pride parade, which people saw where people are sodomizing each other, pissing on each other in public.
Actual fact, Buddy Taylor Hanson documented it, San Francisco Pride.
So like these terrible things are happening in front of children and nobody cares about that because it's overrepresented in the media.
So people think it's normal.
But one guy runs as a woman in a California track thing and two girls step off the podium and it's like, wow, look at those brave girls.
They're standing up to the oppression of the system.
It's like the oppression of the system is already here.
It's already happening.
sarah stock
Yeah, there's actually a lot more gayness than transness and nobody seems to care.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think one of the funny thing is that like that's where the right is always like, but don't you really just want women to have their sports?
No, I actually don't want them to have sports.
I don't want them to have their own sports.
I don't think they need to be able to get a lot of people.
sarah stock
But why with the man and the woman's boxing?
I'm like, why does women's boxing, like, how insane do you have to be as a woman to want to get hit in the face?
I've never had the challenge.
elijah schaffer
It's called being a woman.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's 1950s to men's.
elijah schaffer
How insane do you have to be?
It's called being born with those chromosomes.
It's like, it's literally like, yeah.
But by the way, I'm not going to get the fact that maybe some women do like to get hit.
But anyways, that's a whole other story.
I do bring up the idea that, yes, this is a very, very strange situation that we don't focus on these things.
It's why I tell you, like Chris Ruffo, these people, it's not that they're intentionally coming across as evil.
They're just set up with these think tanks like Heritage Foundation to get the right to care about things that are not actually going to change anything.
Right.
So it's like, it's like, think about how liberal that is.
Don't you want to, was that, was that Title IX or what was that with the women's women's sports?
Yeah.
So don't you want to preserve Title IX?
How far have we fallen as a conservative movement that we're trying to protect a progressive and liberal government action that conservatives always said was absolutely unnecessary and to this day has tried to bring the equivocation between men and women.
The whole goal of that was to lower the threshold and the bar of meritocracy between men and women and give women a leg up.
No pun intended, because honestly, I'll tell you this.
There's a lot of men now who are joining the sports who have an extra leg up.
It's between their legs and they're winning your medals.
And you know, I'm glad.
I'm glad trans people are beating you in sports.
I'm happy about it.
It's a good thing, actually, because maybe you realize that women's sports are stupid.
And the only thing interesting about women's sports that's ever happened recently was men joining them.
So, you know, it's like, it's like, wow.
And the only way I like the WNBA now is because I like watching the racism, you know, between Caitlin Clark and the other angel grease or whatever.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The racism is interesting.
The sport is not.
So it's like, I'm trying to get us back.
I'm trying to help you.
And I think it's just, it's just absolutely the most interesting situation that we have this organization that Trump has the power to dismantle that is actually involved in the communistic takeover of our country that could be dismantled.
Obviously with difficulty, probably, because who knows who's really a part of it because it's a lot of secrecy.
And then he's busy here making a crypto wallet.
Please.
Yeah.
sarah stock
I mean, what's interesting about this is I feel like as the right, we're always talking about, oh, the left or, oh, the system is pushing diversity, pushing LGBT, pushing feminism, all this stuff.
But we don't really talk about this whole aspect of the system that exists just to gatekeep it from any response to any of these things.
And that is what like a large part of it is: these organizations like SPLC or ADL or whatever.
That's part of it, but that's kind of the more visible side of it.
But there is all this, like this whole underground system that's doing PR behind the scenes to prevent.
I mean, they're changing behind the scenes, they're changing the races of murderers in the police records to make to manipulate the crime statistics.
So it looks like white people murder people when they really don't.
michael hennessey
Yeah, we see that time and time again.
I mean, you just had the guy with the Molotov cocktails or whatever it was, the same thing.
They went ahead and they changed his race.
And something like this needs to be stopped.
I mean, you know, I love America, but one thing that we do is we don't come together as much to protest or not as much unity.
But somehow you see these protests, they just gather together.
It's like, you know, synchronized.
It kind of answers the question of what they're doing is that they're bringing everybody together and it's being funded by our own government, which is crazy.
And as you mentioned, with Trayvon Martin, I mean, his father coming out and after his son was killed and the message he gave, I mean, it falls right in line with exactly what you're showing.
sarah stock
Well, the right isn't allowed to protest.
elijah schaffer
Trayvon or do you want Austin Martin?
michael hennessey
I mean, Austin Metcalf.
unidentified
I was like, okay, Trayvon Martin's dad comes out and he's like, no, don't blame him.
Don't blame him.
michael hennessey
Sorry, Austin Metcalf.
But no, Austin Metcalf's dad, even when they got together to protest to have white pride, you know, he even came out then and argued with the people who got gathered together.
sarah stock
So but like what I'm saying is the white or sorry, the white, the white just slipped out.
No, but the right isn't allowed to protest.
The fake right is allowed to protest.
They can do their vaccine, which, you know, I'm anti-vax and everything too, but they're allowed that.
But when you have the real right, which exists beyond the gatekeeping protest, it becomes this national news story like Charlottesville.
And it becomes this thing where every single person gets doxxed.
All these organizations are denouncing them.
Every single person's life is ruined.
All this money goes into tracking them down.
And it's like basically the whole right exists to just gatekeep the real right.
elijah schaffer
This, this right here, check this out real fast.
I want to play this.
This is that carp.
This is the doofor smart guy that you're talking about.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
So just we're going right out.
We'll go right to you, Mike.
We're done.
But what you were saying here from this is that this, this is what he was saying.
This is the guy that runs Palantir, and he said that they've obviously used their databases to control the far right.
Like that's basically what their entire entire shtick has been to use AI to stop real nationalist movements from growing.
sarah stock
Well, that's what that was.
That was the connection I was going to make.
Like this whole system exists to gatekeep, and that's exactly what Palantir is going to be doing.
alex karp
Look, we built PG, which single-handedly stopped the rise of the far right in Europe.
We built Foundry, which was just used to distribute the COVID vaccine and saved millions of lives globally.
We built what we call multi-constellation, which often called the digital kill chain.
And they're category-defining products.
So when you deliver these products to the market, just honestly, people say this isn't going to exist.
This isn't valuable.
But then it changes the market.
And then the market is the Palantir market.
Now, that doesn't mean everyone in the world is going to buy our product, but it means most of the sensible people in the world.
michael hennessey
I mean, this really just, as I mentioned before, this just comes down to control.
This is the person Trump actually wants to have monitor all of us.
You know, what I think, and I could be mistaken, I think the real reason we're seeing a big push for this with Palantir and everything else is because of the fact that people are starting to realize that we have foreign influence in our country.
You know, if you look at the college campuses, how they're trying to silence everybody, which I've said time and time again, if it has violence in it in the protest, then it should not be allowed.
But if you're just using free speech and just what you're against or what you're for, it shouldn't be stopped.
So I believe that the government realizes that we're no longer falling for this fake history that they've portrayed to us, this fake history that they've had us follow along with our greatest ally or whoever it may be.
And they're just going to use this as a tool to target American citizens and just silence them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
sarah stock
And I saw, for some reason, I saw these right-wing people on Twitter claiming that this Palantir database is a good thing because they're like, oh, no, it's actually going to go after the bad guys.
It's going after the Muslims and the far-left Antifa people.
It's like, are you retarded?
elijah schaffer
They are.
michael hennessey
And even if you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like, are you retarded?
sarah stock
That is crazy.
elijah schaffer
That government is actually retarded now.
It actually is.
It's a bunch of people who, like at this point, Trump could shit on their face and they'd be like, dude, this is the white hats are coming.
I mean, honestly, he had to do this strategically.
He had to shit on my face because JD Vance needed to look better for when he runs in 2028.
He's setting JD up because then when they say, dude, Trump shit on the face, he's like, I am not going to do that.
And that's what they're going to say.
By the way, Alex Karp just said, you know, by the way, we said we are instrumental in making sure that everyone got the COVID vaccine and that the far right never rose so that any pro-white movement wouldn't happen.
And I love when we read his early life here on Wikipedia, which I do love.
He said, this is what we're doing.
He said that Alexander, I don't know how to spell that.
Cademan Karp was born on October 2nd in New York City, the eldest son of Robert Joseph Karp, a Jewish clinical pediatrician and Leah James Karp, an African-American artist.
He was raised with his younger brother, Oliver Ben Karp in Philadelphia, like the father he attended Central High School.
And that's pretty cool.
So, you know, turns out I didn't realize that it was these mixed race people that are causing a lot of the world problems.
Who knew it was mixed race people that are doing a lot of the bad things?
And I got to say, I'm getting tired of these mixed race people who don't even need to be here.
Get out of our country.
That's all I was going to say.
It's true.
unidentified
It's true.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say something else, but I forgot what show we were on.
I couldn't say anything else.
That was a joke.
That was a joke.
braeden cooper sorbo
Back to comedic purposes.
elijah schaffer
So for comedic purposes, all I'm saying is that it turns out there's a lot of people that are like these mutts that are not from European heritage.
And then they want to keep us from having control of our own countries.
And then they want to poison us.
And it's a very interesting thing that it's not anybody named Robert Smith or Jeremiah Daniel or anything like that.
It's always these pesky, pesky, mixed race people.
What's up with that?
braeden cooper sorbo
It's so weird.
It's really unfortunate, though, because you think a lot of the people on the quote unquote left, if they opened their eyes, would see that, okay, maybe there is something going on and you could actually have a dialogue, but they don't want to.
They're so just keyed in on this little dog whistle mob mentality that there's no original thought.
There's no actual, like the frontal lobe just didn't fully develop.
And so there's zero opportunity to discuss.
And you could try all you want.
You could try going online.
You could even try in person, having conversations, having actual dialogues with these people, and they just won't do it, which is ironically the entire goal of CRS.
Like the whole goal is to stop people from talking.
And it's been very effective because you have all the left-wingers going and calling the MAGAs Nazis and all that stuff.
And then you all the right-wing people going like, look at Antifa and they're evil, you know, attacking the government and they're doing this.
And we need Trump the Savior to come in.
It's like, dude, you don't realize you're both getting played by the same people.
Like if you just read one thing, just one, you would change your whole worldview and they just won't do it.
michael mendoza
Also, just really quickly, I wanted to kind of just to piggyback off something that Elijah was saying, but you know, obviously we know who's causing the problems.
And, you know, it's not people like Robert Smith.
I mean, me personally, I would love if someone named Robert Smith was running our country.
I think that our country would be in a lot better place.
So that's the thing.
unidentified
The Robert Smiths, classic American name.
elijah schaffer
That being said, don't forget to subscribe to our new YouTube channel.
I'm putting the link in the description if you're watching.
It's a little bit of a slow news day, to be completely honest.
We had to like finagle the stories for today.
I'm not even joking.
We're like, we're like, okay, we're just going to talk about random stuff.
But it is a very slow news day.
However, however, I do need you guys to subscribe to that new channel.
I just threw the link in the chat.
Make sure that you join.
It is our brand new channel.
And by you joining, you're helping us get this information out to the normie so they can find out that mixed-race people are causing a lot of our problems.
And they weren't always here.
They don't always have to be here.
But of course, the more of them that are here, we get more multiculturalism, higher interest loans, and the like.
And that's good because everybody likes having a lower quality of life, more racial tensions and divisions, and an economy that works for the select few.
And if you're against that, then you're a communist, according to MAGA.
So that's very interesting today.
However, I also want to point out too, we did get a super chat, which deserves a cheer in the $20.
Homer Jay Fuente has said, Every Stein, Singleberg, and Timowitz.
Yes.
michael hennessey
Those pesky mixed-race people.
elijah schaffer
They are always up to no good.
You know, but I will say, someone said he should bring Mel Gibson's son on the show.
Because you got to have some competition.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, that's the plan.
They will do that.
elijah schaffer
I think the whole show is just people's sons.
Kevin Sorbo's son.
Oh, I left.
unidentified
Mel Gibson.
sarah stock
Need to get your son up here.
elijah schaffer
And we have Rosie O'Donnell's son, and it's just like a woman with a dyke haircut, you know, fat chick.
Ew.
Women, if you're a heavy set, please don't be public.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, just don't be.
elijah schaffer
I don't want to see it.
I don't want to see it.
But unless you have four kids, I can tell you you get away with it, but your husband still doesn't like you that you're fat.
That's true.
To the women out there that are fat, I watched a few of you, especially the Hispanic women.
You guys get round like a sphere.
And when you have objects in your near realm starting to like rotate around your gut, it's a sign that you've gone too far.
And I have some advice for you: stop eating.
Thank you.
Sign of Jonah said love to Queen Fetus.
Let's go, Queen Fetus in the chat.
Yeah, that's what I said in the chat.
Just because you're a mother of four, people don't even need to need to eat for four.
It's true.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's true.
elijah schaffer
I don't think people realize how little food you need to eat.
Like, I really don't even eat very much food myself.
And I'm like 6'2 ⁇ .
I don't eat a lot of food, barely.
And you don't have to eat that much comparatively.
I know girls that are like half my size, they're fat, and they're like, they'll eat more than me at dinner.
And you're like, huh, that's disgusting.
Please don't let me look at you again.
Okay, moving on to our next topic here.
Moving on to our next topic.
Arizona governor Katie Hobbs just vetoed a bill preventing China from buying land near military bases.
It's a great story here.
According to Mario Nafal, Arizona Dem governor vetoes China and land ban near military bases.
Arizona governor Katie Hobbs just vetoed a bill preventing China from buying land near military bases, nuclear plants, and critical infrastructure, sparking outrage from security hawks.
State Senate Majority Leader Janae Champ said this politically motivated veto is utterly insane.
She's an obstructionist against safeguarding our citizens from threats.
The bill would have banned China from owning 30% or more stake in Arizona property near strategic assets.
Hobbs claimed it was ineffective at counter-espionage, despite Chinese attempts to lease buildings next to Luke Air Force Base.
22 states have already passed foreign land ownership restrictions, according to source Fox News.
Okay, Katie Hobbs, who stole the election in Arizona, by the way, I want to mind you, that was actually rigged to such an extent that I've never seen an election more clearly stolen in my life.
And I'm not even, The black Republican girl who was running, I wasn't even trying to fight for her.
I'm just kidding.
I campaigned for her, actually.
But that election was stolen.
And shout out to the GOP for that election because I made a ton of money in the Arizona governor's race.
Honestly, I really did.
I made a ton of money.
unidentified
Must be nice.
elijah schaffer
I was able to buy a new car.
That's not a joke.
So thank you for that.
We lost, but we spent your money.
Thank you so much.
Bringing this up.
At least I'm having fun with how shitty our system is.
You know?
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You're crying about it.
I'm driving a fast car.
Let's go, GOP.
Scott Pressler needs you.
unidentified
It's like the people who are like, oh, I'm so, this is so messed up.
sarah stock
This welfare system and blah, blah, blah.
I would never take money from the government.
It's like, why not?
Like, if everyone else is getting free money, why would I not like take it if I can?
elijah schaffer
Well, it's not free money.
I'm actually, I'm a lobbyist.
So I was lobbying.
sarah stock
No, I'm talking, but I'm talking about these people who are like trying to virtue signal by being like, oh, I would never take free stuff from the government.
Like, why not?
Everyone else is.
Why would you not?
elijah schaffer
It's not the blackest thing you've said on the show.
Everybody else is Jewish.
I'll do it too.
She said as she joined the Third Reich.
michael hennessey
That's the thing to do.
Come on.
What do you mean?
Let's do it.
elijah schaffer
And now they're, oh, now he's joining the Gestapo in freaking Italy there.
There you go.
What?
Yeah, suddenly the SS became Italians.
Hello.
Welcome here.
Yeah, I didn't have to.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
It's like I don't know.
braeden cooper sorbo
He doesn't have the journey.
sarah stock
Someone call me Shaniqua Stock.
braeden cooper sorbo
You know what I'm saying?
elijah schaffer
I was like, what accent was that?
unidentified
You know what?
elijah schaffer
I'll say this, though.
You're right for the show because I'm so bad with accents.
Kez always tells me, she's like, you are.
Just like, you can do a lot of things, but doing accents is not one of them.
michael hennessey
Yeah, it's not.
It's not my thing, accent.
elijah schaffer
It's not my thing.
michael hennessey
No.
elijah schaffer
You know, it's kind of hilarious.
Even being on camera is not my thing.
But political media was a good fit because what do they say, Sam, for political media?
Hollywood, but for ugly people, right?
So it's a good way to be in time in the media here.
michael hennessey
Good answer, Sam.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, thank you.
Speaking of that, in the chat here, I did want to read this.
What do you guys think about that with her vetoing this thing?
Why do we have this Democrat system where we're like constantly, it looks like we're always trying to protect everybody else except for Americans, particularly white and straight Americans, it seems like, and men, you know, it seems like we're doing everything to help even Chinese.
When like, why would we veto a bill that's preventing foreign countries from owning land near air bases?
Why do we even have foreign countries buying our land?
Like, that's a kind of a first question.
Have you seen what happened to London?
It's 70% owned by like Chinese and Indian investors now.
London is less, it's not even owned by the English.
You know, I think even the Bogdorf Bergdorf, so does this?
unidentified
Bergdorf?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, I think so.
elijah schaffer
I think that's what it's called.
It's now like owned by the Saudis or something.
sarah stock
It just drives me insane that nobody cares about this.
elijah schaffer
They do care.
It's just not to care.
sarah stock
No, but they don't.
They don't care.
elijah schaffer
You've never met a British person that cares about this lots of time.
sarah stock
I've met in our circles, yes.
But I'm just saying, like, your average person will hear that and they're like, oh, that's messed up.
But like, nothing will ever be done because no one cares enough to do anything about it.
elijah schaffer
Because they're peasants, but they have iPhones.
People don't understand.
We still live in feudalism.
There's retarded peasants.
They just have nice, nicer things.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
sarah stock
It's just, it just pisses me off how normies just don't care about anything.
elijah schaffer
What are normies?
sarah stock
Like, your average.
I mean, normies could be MA or be liberals.
It doesn't really matter.
braeden cooper sorbo
Does anyone is average?
Unfortunately, I wish we had better feudalism because even feudal peasants 500 years ago worked only half the year.
They spent the other half just doing whatever.
And it was like, oh, you had all these holidays to go to church.
sarah stock
You just need to have more free time.
braeden cooper sorbo
You had way more free time.
And now you're just a wage slave to some corporation.
I know.
I can't believe y'all fought so hard for that.
sarah stock
Don't blame it on me.
elijah schaffer
We all had organic food.
braeden cooper sorbo
We had organic food.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Do you ever think about that?
sarah stock
Yeah, organic food was cheaper.
And you could just go in the backyard and pick up a carrot from the soil and eat it.
You didn't even have to drive to the store.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
How big were the carrots, Sarah?
sarah stock
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Small, little tiny carrots.
They were eating small carrots back then.
I like my carrots bigger.
I like them more flavorful.
I like them oranger.
I like the way they look.
sarah stock
Actually, the farm carrots taste better.
elijah schaffer
I'm saying that carrots used to be small.
unidentified
Yes.
sarah stock
But they're better like that.
braeden cooper sorbo
But yeah, it goes back to what she was saying about people not caring in general.
Like people care up until it requires them to do something.
I think that's the overarching premise is someone can have an opinion on something until action is required, in which case they just back off.
They just give up, right?
It's like, oh, well, China shouldn't be buying.
They shouldn't be doing this.
Oh, so you would lobby for a politician that was anti-China?
I was like, I just don't have the time.
I don't, you know, I can't put in the energy for that.
Like, I'm sorry, but I hope you can do it.
Besides, can we just acknowledge that we had a Janae and a Katie in government?
Like, what, can we just get some guys in there, please?
Like, seriously?
Can we just get some guys to go in and be like, no, China, no land for you.
And then just kick all of them out.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you mean, if we didn't have a woman politician?
Yes.
Yeah, that's the first problem.
You know what I mean?
The first problem here is the first number one issue is we have females in leadership in our country.
And this is not to be, you know, blatantly sexist or misogynistic, but I'm here to.
sarah stock
You would never do that.
elijah schaffer
I would never do that.
sarah stock
You don't even have to do a disclaimer because we know you would never do that.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
I like when I was sued one time, it was like there was an entire section about like misogyny and sexism.
And I was like, you know, you voluntarily worked on a show that was in the description of your job when you were offered the job.
So that's kind of weird.
But no, not to be, you know, overtly rude to the female population or species, I should say.
It's that they were not built to be leaders.
They were not built to lead.
Like their frame is to follow.
And so they're more easily manipulated, right?
And the problem is, too, is like now that we live in a gynecentric society, not only are women in power, but our system of leadership is female, right?
There was a time when like presidents just used to kind of bang who they wanted to and do what they wanted.
No one cared about that.
They cared about leadership, right?
They cared about what you were doing for the country, not, you know, little minor things in the background.
The press didn't cover those things.
And now everything's about blackmail and secrets and, you know, sexual, you know, control and little like rumors.
And it's all just kind of got that female coded energy now.
Even right-wing media.
So I don't hang out with any of you fucking losers that go to these conferences.
I don't hang out with you.
You are crappy people.
I don't like you.
I don't want to, I don't even want, it's like, oh, well, we don't like Elijah.
I don't like you.
You are a shithead.
I don't like you.
And I've met all of you and you're not, none of, barely any of you are even reasonable to speak to for a night.
You have too much, your clout is much smaller than you think.
And it's gone to your head and your head isn't even that good looking.
So the problem with you guys is that you walk around.
It's like, oh, why don't I hang out with you?
Because you're gossips and you are evil people and you treat this media sphere like it's high school.
Even though you're a grown-ass adult, you never grew up and you don't realize how serious this is.
And all you're trying to do is get another position at turning point or somewhere like that.
sarah stock
I feel like this is a good kind of person.
elijah schaffer
No, this is our fault.
sarah stock
Can we just go back to the show?
michael hennessey
This is our game that feels right now.
This is our field.
elijah schaffer
This is our field.
michael hennessey
I'm hanging on.
elijah schaffer
It's all female.
It's female coded.
So why would I want to hang out in a world or around a group of people that operate like women?
Because it's not fun to hang out with women.
It's not fun to hang around with guys that act like women.
And that's the problem in our society is that everybody's a little B-I-T-C-H and someone needs to get kicked in their ASS and we need to just take control of the country.
That's really all it is.
michael hennessey
About half of the men on Turning Point act like women.
But yeah, no, I get that.
But Katie Hobbs going ahead and blocking this and not allow it to go through.
I mean, it really tells a lot.
You know, this has been a concern for a while.
I know this is something Trump has actually touched base on saying that he was going to address this.
I'm still waiting to see something happening, but it is concerning when you have a foreign entity come into your country and then especially around military bases starting to take over to land.
I mean, we have to put an end to it.
We can't allow it to continue.
I forget how many acres it's in there of land that they own in total.
And it's, you know, eye-opening to see.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, I'll piggyback.
I'll bounce ping pong.
One, yes, it's like someone wrote a book on why men need to be more masculine.
Who could have possibly done that?
I don't have it right next to me because I'm an idiot.
I should have just held it up right here.
elijah schaffer
Sam, go grab his book, please.
unidentified
Thank you.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's in the corner on the table.
elijah schaffer
Sam.
braeden cooper sorbo
But two, yes, the government is just allowing this to happen and nobody cares because caring would require something from them.
It would require more than just empty platitudes on what?
sarah stock
Everyone.
braeden cooper sorbo
Where everyone is just, you know, like you said, they're all pretending to be, there it is.
They're all pretending to be, you know, oh, well, I just want to gossip and get in all the trauma on the table.
elijah schaffer
It's probably the wisest thing to do.
braeden cooper sorbo
Possibly.
unidentified
That's good.
braeden cooper sorbo
He's got our hair right there in between.
elijah schaffer
It's good.
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, we appreciate it, Sam.
Thank you.
No, it's, but it's like what you were saying.
Everyone cares about the clout and they care about all the inner circle gossip more than they care about things like China literally buying land.
It's almost like we started the show by talking about an entity that was created just for this very purpose.
michael hennessey
Correct.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and they control us too.
They control our side.
Our side does the work for them.
We do the heavy lifting for the left.
The right is its own worst enemy.
There's no right-wing establishment, right?
That's why Rift has to exist because these people suck.
And you know what?
You're not invited on the show.
Okay.
You're not invited.
You don't get to come on.
unidentified
Sorry.
sarah stock
We don't even want you guys.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is the cool news club.
And if you've ever gossiped, if I ever hear you gossip, I will literally your throat.
Okay?
Continue.
michael hennessey
No, you're right.
As far as the right goes, you know, what we do is we have politicians who are just going based off whoever can get the best soundbite.
And unfortunately, nothing is ever done.
And then as far as everybody who follows, you know, the, you could say the MAGA or whatever you want to say, a lot of times, as you mentioned, they just go ahead, they preach, oh, something needs to be done.
Well, why don't you do something?
Well, I don't know.
Somebody else will take care of it.
And it becomes just as brain dead as the left is the right's doing the same exact thing.
You can see how fast their perception of everything changes.
You know, we want no more wars.
Retire to Ukraine.
Okay, but we need to protect Israel.
Yeah, let's bomb everybody, you know, or, you know, it's just a continuous change no matter what happens.
They just, if the politician says it, they just follow right away and no kickback.
And if you do kickback, I guess now you're a far-right extremist.
braeden cooper sorbo
So yeah, it's weird because they all want us to do something.
And then we come along and we're like, hey, you know what?
Maybe we should stop funding wars in the Middle East.
And they go, how dare you?
That's our greatest ally.
That toddler needed to be bombed.
What is wrong?
And you're like, whoa!
michael hennessey
No more immigration.
We need to put an end to illegal immigration.
We need to stop piling in all these foreigners into our country.
But wait, Elon just said we should bring in a bunch of H-1Bs.
This sounds great.
Protect Elon.
braeden cooper sorbo
Who's going to build my roof and mow my lawn and do tech support?
Damn it.
elijah schaffer
Who's going to clean your toilet?
michael hennessey
Or Jasmine Krokus says, who's going to pick the cotton?
braeden cooper sorbo
Someone else just said, who's going to wipe our asses?
I don't remember.
It was another Democrat representative.
She literally said, we need the mass immigration to get our asses wiped out.
michael hennessey
Well, that's why Elijah keeps the intern.
It's for the same exact reason.
elijah schaffer
But I thought that my massage ended differently, but I guess you guys are in a different kind of massage.
My name's like, who's wiping your ass?
That's crazy.
Sounds interesting.
michael hennessey
Where is it?
elijah schaffer
What's the address so I can investigate?
braeden cooper sorbo
I'll tell you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I love what that one.
I love when the, I saw this thing.
The police were like, I saw this report recently.
And it's like, we found a series of massage parlors that were doing illegal sex work, you know, and then it's like, they're still operating.
This girl's like, they're still operating.
The police won't do anything about it.
And all the comments on the news thing were like, wow, it's so horrible for the community.
Could you just like post the address so we could like investigate ourselves?
Apparently, that's the worst news report ever.
So then what ended up happening was, is they made a report to try to stop, to try to shut down this massage parlor because people kept walking into the name to the neighboring business and asking the front how much hand jobs were.
It's not a joke.
So they were walking into like, it was like a FedEx and I'm like, oh, hey, is this like, how much are hand jobs here?
Or notary.
And she was like, and she was getting mad.
So she reported it.
And then she was back on the news like a month later that like there was like a line out in front of the massage parlor because she like complained about on the news police did nothing.
I bet the police started going there.
You know, I was like, that's like the worst thing ever.
Like, by the way, this disgusting massage parlor will make you feel really good for 40 bucks.
And it's like, hey, man, you didn't think that one through.
Maybe we should make you the governor of Arizona.
That was a story about Katie Hobbs.
It's a real story.
I thought it wasn't her.
sarah stock
She talked to us.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, no, it wasn't Katie Hobbs.
braeden cooper sorbo
It could have been.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Katie Hobbs.
It was.
elijah schaffer
Katie Hobbs is into scissoring, I think.
I think she's a lesbian.
Isn't she?
Yeah, she looks like it.
She's fat too, actually.
braeden cooper sorbo
I know.
sarah stock
Lesbians aren't real.
elijah schaffer
No shame, though.
We love fat people on this show.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, they aren't real.
Lesbians?
No, literally.
Why?
If they're lesbians, they hate men.
Why are all of their toys shaped after men?
I'm just saying.
sarah stock
They're not real.
elijah schaffer
Their toys are shaped after.
So we are all supposed to have one of those?
Didn't know that was universal.
Mom always told me I was special.
All right.
Next story here is also stupid.
This show is ridiculous today.
All right.
So yeah, the map.
sarah stock
Let's talk about Palantir again.
elijah schaffer
No.
It's not that interesting, Zara.
It's like, it's like a very like, it's a very niche topic about an AI database.
Like, it's one, one part of a many, many intricate web of corruption, corruptive organizations the CIA has started that are being used to undermine our ability to have our freedom.
sarah stock
Yeah, but I'm scared about it because what I think is I think the reason why we've had all this free speech for like a year is because they wanted us to go extreme so they could find out who all the extreme people are and then keep our data and then just decide to like censor everything all at once and come and kill us.
elijah schaffer
You know, I don't think we're going to be there.
I've already seen what's happened in Australia and they're not going to kill you.
You're going to be killed by Somalis with machetes, actually.
So that's what's going to happen.
It's going to be Somalians.
You're going to kill your kids.
It's going to be men, young boys from young Welsh boys are going to come in and kill your children.
That's what it's going to, that's what's going to happen.
Remember that?
A young man from Wales killed those girls in London.
That was crazy.
A young man from Wales.
michael hennessey
Too bad he literally looked like that's the one they changed the photo.
They made him look like a little boy, but he was actually a grown man.
elijah schaffer
A grown man.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, there's organizations, you know, I'm a man.
michael hennessey
A man with his book bag on, looking like he's just like a little school kid.
And I hate these people.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I hate them.
I hate murderers.
braeden cooper sorbo
If you don't hate them, then I feel like you're doing something wrong.
elijah schaffer
I hate murderers.
donald j trump
I hate them.
elijah schaffer
And I hate potential murderers too.
I hate people with high potential to murder.
You have a high proclivity towards killing people.
I don't like you.
And I want you out of my country.
You know what?
Go read.
I want to read a couple quotes here, which I'm going to condemn, by the way.
I'd like to condemn these quotes.
I just want to repeat this.
I'd like to condemn all of these quotes.
Jeremy Kaufman, who's also a gentleman with a similar background of Alex Karp.
michael hennessey
Multicultural.
elijah schaffer
Multicultural person.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
I actually like Jeremy Kaufman, by the way.
He's actually pretty sweet.
Surprisingly, he's very, very controversial.
And he, I believe, is libertarian or liberal or whatever.
But the liberal caucus wrote this, that the history of gun control is thoroughly entwined with this rhetoric.
It's status propaganda designed to scare you into giving the government power to disarm those you are afraid of, which, of course, they used to disarm you.
Talking about how you said they'll take away your guns, Palantir.
New Hampshire GOP lawmaker blames all gun violence on African Americans in a shocking email.
And they are saying that, you know, this is detached from liberalism.
Well, let's read our founding fathers' quotes about liberalism.
So when we talk about a liberal society, they had a very different definition than what James Lindsey and Chris Ruffo define as liberal.
Let's talk about what they thought about race.
Again, I highly condemn these statements.
Let me read them to you, though.
They're fucking crazy.
I need to not curse on this show.
I'm just like, I've had a day.
I really had a day.
Huge wins, though.
It's some really good meetings for Riff.
Risk has a bright future from what we did.
Some big wins today.
We did some very big wins.
I'm not joking.
michael hennessey
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Actually, shocked.
I'm not going to lie.
I thought we were about to go in a very different direction and now it's all going to be a lot better than I thought.
I can say that after the fact now, although she was scared.
She was like, you seemed really like frightened earlier.
sarah stock
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I was freaking out earlier.
sarah stock
I was scared for my future.
elijah schaffer
Your future is very bright, right?
sarah stock
Well, I was like, I don't know if I'll be able to have another job after this.
I just like hope it works out well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like we're all doing that.
It's like, can't get another job.
It better work.
Jerry Kaufman said these quotes from Founding Fathers and Original Thinkers in America.
David Hume of National Character 1777 said, I am apt to suspect the Negroes to be naturally inferior to the whites.
Quote from Thomas Jefferson on Notes of the State of Virginia, 1785, said, The blacks are inferior to the whites in the endowments of both body and mind.
John Stuart Mill on Liberty, 1859, shortly before the invasion of the South, right?
Remember, there was no civil war.
There was a sovereign country that was invaded by a liberal hegemony.
He said, Despotism is a legitimate mode of government in dealing with barbarians, provided the end be their improvement.
Alexis Dees that he says Tocqueville?
Tocqueville.
I don't, I don't know how.
braeden cooper sorbo
I think it's Tocqueville.
Talk, talk, talk.
unidentified
Tocqueville.
elijah schaffer
Tocqueville.
I don't know.
That sounds French or something, right?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, that is.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I don't understand French.
The Negro cannot mingle his race with that of the European.
Condemn.
Condemn.
Herbert Spencer, Social Statistics, 1851, said the whole effort of nature is to get rid of such, to clear the world of them, and to make room for better.
If they are not sufficiently complete to live, they die, and it is best that they should die.
He also hated murderers too, like me, and wanted them to die before they kill.
He said, I don't endorse these statements, but it is ludicrous rewriting of history to pretend that classical liberalism is a race-blind ideological tradition.
Yeah, I am telling you this right now.
I condemn these statements, but that's why it's hard to talk to like con ink people or Groipers and people because they don't, they see the world of like the last 10 years.
I am, I always tell people I am classically liberal in the definition of what our founding fathers define.
I've always said that, that I am, I am a very liberal person, but according to what their definition was for our country.
But I am not classically liberal like the way it's been redefined, just like the word gay used to mean you're happy.
But now, if you're gay, it just means you're part of the Republican Party.
You know what I mean?
It's the definitions have changed.
Classically liberal, to have like a liberal, free society, but to understand that detached from race realism and monotheism, you would have chaos is actually a very, you know, collegiate position to take.
But then you just have James Lindsey, atheists, and you have, you know, halal beef patty makers that take 30 minutes to make chicken strips and lots of different kinds of people.
And then you end up having what you have here, which is a very rich casino.
That's what we all live.
We live in a casino.
And it's everyone's having a lot of fun.
It's chaos.
It's sketchy.
But you'll have a nice home.
It's just not going to be safe when you go out to dinner at night.
That's what we live.
We live in a casino.
I don't know what you think, but I feel like our founding fathers knew something so much so that they built a pretty damn good country.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, I think they knew more than most people today.
I mean, like we said, we condemned them, Brayden.
elijah schaffer
What did they know, Brad?
braeden cooper sorbo
We condemn those quotes, right?
That's what we say.
We're condemning those quotes.
They just said some things.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I already don't have a career.
I already don't have a career in Hollywood, so it's like, whatever at this point.
Like we said, it's not, it's not.
elijah schaffer
Can you disprove those quotes though?
No, we can condemn them, but don't disprove them.
braeden cooper sorbo
But it is always, you know, how bizarre.
elijah schaffer
How bizarre.
Do you can you disprove those quotes with us?
We're over here condemning them.
You didn't say you condemned them yet.
I haven't heard enough condemnation of pro-white statements.
You need to get on board with us.
We here know how to be a part of the conservative establishment.
braeden cooper sorbo
We're multicultural.
elijah schaffer
We know how to stay in the game.
sarah stock
I don't really remember what the quote said anymore, so I can't really comment on this.
braeden cooper sorbo
Think of it as like old-time FBI crime statistics.
It's basically what it was.
unidentified
Do you remember one of the quotes?
sarah stock
Anything they said, maybe something about barbarians.
elijah schaffer
That's pretty good.
Let's get a round of applause for that one.
unidentified
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Mike, do you remember anything we're talking about?
michael hennessey
Yeah, no, I'm condemning the quotes that you had up there.
You know, but our founding fathers also had a lot of other quotes from George Washington saying that we shouldn't have countries that we're dependent on as much or they're dependent towards us.
So there's a lot of quotes our founding fathers have put out there that we need to follow more of instead of just this blind allegiance to everything.
And then, yeah, I have to condemn those.
I'm staying out of those.
elijah schaffer
Dude, this chat is brutal.
It's gotten more brutal.
braeden cooper sorbo
Are they having fun?
elijah schaffer
Oh, they're always having too much fun, actually.
Don't forget, guys, to today, we're doing an ad-free show for you guys today.
I know that sounds weird.
I'm doing an ad-free show.
We rarely ever do that.
michael hennessey
We love the ads, though.
unidentified
They love the advice.
michael hennessey
They always put in the comments, like, Elijah, please, another ad.
elijah schaffer
It's true.
michael hennessey
We need an ad.
elijah schaffer
That's actually, actually, true.
Speaking of that, something that everybody asked for, this is actually crazy.
You said you want to talk about Palantir.
I'd like to talk about something crazier that no one's talking about, actually.
It's this new version of eminent domain and search and seizure.
Now, the California government is drafting articles of legislation that allow them to, quote, take your cryptocurrencies from exchanges if they're left idle for too long.
So if you're not using and actively trading and moving your money around into a wallet, if it is on the exchange and you have not touched it in a few years, they will now seize it.
sarah stock
I thought the whole point of crypto is that it's not controlled by anyone.
elijah schaffer
You are very confused.
If you're in a cold wallet, you can't, but it's all controlled.
michael hennessey
Didn't they have that in Canada with the truckers as well?
That they started grabbing a bunch of their cryptocurrencies.
Yeah, during the speed of the protests.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Canada will find a way to steal your money.
If there's money that can be stolen, the Canadian government will find a way to get it.
braeden cooper sorbo
Not until they take your guns first, though, because then you can't fight back.
elijah schaffer
Well, nobody's going to fight back with guns here.
The Second Amendment's a myth.
Nobody's, that is not what's keeping us together.
The Second Amendment is doing little to nothing to keep free.
We're not free.
They do whatever they want, regardless.
braeden cooper sorbo
I thought boomers were saying, we have so many guns.
If we were a problem, you would know it.
But that's what I read online.
elijah schaffer
But I say, like, they don't, they don't care about us having guns.
They are doing, they're literally, they're literally enacting tyranny right now on us over our finances, over our living standards.
Over our rights, and we don't do anything about it.
sarah stock
It doesn't even matter.
Like this whole argument that you need guns to fight back against the government.
And that's why we have the Second Amendment stuff.
It's actually kind of pointless when it comes to fighting back against the government if you're not allowed to legally call for people to take arms against the government.
Not that I would ever do that, but I'm just saying if you're not allowed to actually do that, then what's even the point?
elijah schaffer
Wow.
Virgo on fire.
I think you're a girl, right?
You are savage.
braeden cooper sorbo
You're married.
elijah schaffer
Your husband's got a feisty one.
That's crazy.
braeden cooper sorbo
She's saying some things.
elijah schaffer
She's just.
sarah stock
I just said I'm not calling for people to do that.
elijah schaffer
No, she's just.
sarah stock
That's a good point.
elijah schaffer
She's just.
michael hennessey
I'm not calling for it, but she's grab your gun, damn it.
elijah schaffer
Grab your gun critic.
She's a sharp critic.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's a competition.
elijah schaffer
It's got to be a girl only because only girls are that nasty to each other.
unidentified
Oh, really?
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
braeden cooper sorbo
I do.
elijah schaffer
Girls are nasty to you.
sarah stock
I'm not being nasty to you.
braeden cooper sorbo
No, she's being nasty to you, I think, is what's happening.
unidentified
Yeah.
sarah stock
Someone in the comments.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Virgo Lol.
So yeah, it's probably true.
I'm like, I'll look down.
I'm like, damn, people are mean to me in the comments.
Like, Sarah's got next-level haters.
That's how do you feel about that?
sarah stock
Thoughts?
Yeah, it's okay.
unidentified
It's fine.
Okay.
sarah stock
I didn't even know I had them.
I don't even know you exist.
How does that make you feel?
michael hennessey
Damn, shots fired.
braeden cooper sorbo
Mike dropped.
unidentified
How does it make you feel that you're commenting about me?
sarah stock
And no one would even ever take the time to comment about you because you don't matter.
braeden cooper sorbo
You know it's serious when the Canadian accent comes out.
elijah schaffer
I don't think it's, I don't think it's important that I, all of a sudden she starts lecturing us about cleaning our room.
unidentified
You're going to clean your room, buckle.
elijah schaffer
All of a sudden, her daughter's sleeping with Andrew Tate.
And you're like, what the hell is going on over here?
unidentified
It's the most Canadian thing I've seen all week.
elijah schaffer
It's like, the hell, why did you have a daughter?
That being said, let's go and let's watch this clip here about what's going on in California.
Check this out.
Here's also this guy that has a head shaped like the principal in early versions of South Park.
unidentified
It's true.
File item 186, AB 1052 by Assemblymember Valencia.
Clerk will read.
Assembly Bill 1052 by Assemblymember Valencia, an acclaim to digital assets.
Assemblymember Valencia, you are recognized.
Thank you, Mr. Speaker.
Once again, when I started as members, AB 1052 will establish a legal framework to legitimize digital assets, also known as cryptocurrency and blockchain in unclaimed property law.
California must protect consumer assets and embrace the legal recognition of digital assets, crypto, and blockchain as we continue to modernize our economy and the systems in our society.
Without respectfully ask for a yes vote.
Thank you, Assemblymember Valencia.
elijah schaffer
All debate having ceased, the clerk will open the roll.
unidentified
All members vote who desire to vote.
sarah stock
All members vote who desire to vote.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy, honest.
I could ever want to go to the bottom of the corner.
unidentified
All members vote who desire to vote.
michael hennessey
I think they all do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We'll close the roll tally the vote size 69 no zero.
peter thiel
The measure passes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
You know, I don't know much about the market because everything I invest in turns to shit.
You know what I mean?
Like I just, I am just, I have like, I have like, what are those called?
Opposite of like golden fingers.
I like red fingers.
You know what I mean?
braeden cooper sorbo
Black fingers.
elijah schaffer
Red fingers.
michael hennessey
That means the money's game stall.
elijah schaffer
Wasn't the red fingers that phrase when you'd hang out with a girl and she'll never menstrual cycle or something.
It was like, you're guilty.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, that one might have been a generational gap.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
Might have skipped over us.
elijah schaffer
They called that a bloodbath when I was younger.
But anyway, that being said, it's interesting what happened in high school.
I don't want to talk about it.
michael hennessey
Darn high school stories.
elijah schaffer
There's high school stories.
That being said, we had crazy high school stories.
michael hennessey
Crazy high school stories.
elijah schaffer
I wanted to point this out.
So this bill, check this out, is rather interesting.
Of course, this stuff is a little bit boring, but that's why this is different than slightly offensive.
We're actually covering real stuff you wouldn't want to know.
I feel like this show's been very educational, and we've talked about a lot of very important things.
But the California Assembly Bill 1180 has passed unanimously, allowing state agencies to accept cryptocurrency payments.
If signed into law, the bill would initiate a pilot program in July of 2026, potentially extending through 2031.
This move aligns California with states like Florida, Colorado, and Louisiana in integrating digital currencies for state transactions.
However, this bill also allows you to seize Bitcoin left idle in the exchange for three years under unclaimed property laws.
If it's not in your wallet, it's not really yours.
This says in the bill.
You can read the whole bill online.
I feel like this is just another way that the government is finding out that they are a little late to the crypto game.
And remember, please, everyone, buy Pepe when it's on its next dip.
michael hennessey
Well, everybody's saying buy Pepe.
unidentified
Guys, everyone buy the Trump coin.
This is serious.
elijah schaffer
My Pepe.
sarah stock
This show is endorsing the Trump coin.
Everyone has to buy it.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's like, what's in the bill?
Oh, well, it allows you to trade crypto to pay for things.
And also, if you don't touch it, we take it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
But you can use it to buy things.
elijah schaffer
I just look at my wallet right now.
You know, at a certain point, this is a great day.
michael hennessey
Don't cry.
Don't do it, bro.
elijah schaffer
I was downstairs.
michael hennessey
Don't do it.
You talked about crying last episode.
Don't look at the wall.
braeden cooper sorbo
You're way too emotional.
Are you hanging around women too much?
What's going on?
elijah schaffer
I said no women in the workplace for a reason.
It's...
It is getting, she's got to go.
She's leaving this.
When are you leaving?
sarah stock
Saturday.
elijah schaffer
Let's go.
Oh, man.
All right.
Moving along.
We're going to go and get into some cultural stuff in a second.
But until then, don't forget two things.
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But the crazy part is that channel was destroyed by YouTube one day.
They literally destroyed it.
They deleted the whole, they need the whole catalog deleted to, they said if we deleted the whole catalog, they delete it, that we get deleted, or they remonetize the channel.
Then when we deleted everything to keep the channel in good standing, they still chose not to monetize it.
And then they said, well, sorry, we deleted all your watch hours, so we can't recommend you to anyone.
And then they killed the channel.
That's how YouTube is a piece of SHIT.
sarah stock
That's why you got to subscribe to my YouTube channel.
It's called Sarah Stock on YouTube.
unidentified
Yeah, we can.
elijah schaffer
That's actually true.
You should subscribe to her channel.
We'll do that at the end as well.
sarah stock
You got to slip it in more.
elijah schaffer
Your channel should be in the description, though, too, right?
sarah stock
Yeah, everyone.
Look in the description.
elijah schaffer
Get her channel and then also subscribe to the new channel.
Be one of the first 2,000 subscribers, first 1,500.
It's a really great way to join the community.
It really helps us out a lot.
I know even if you watch on Rumble, it just helps us out a lot.
Sometimes Rumble doesn't put us, you know, recommend us.
Sometimes it doesn't put out notifications.
It's good to be in multiple areas and trying to get people to start watching the show.
It's live Monday through Friday at 7 p.m.
On Saturdays, we have our show, Almost Siri, which Sarah has been guest hosting.
It seems like for like every of the last episodes.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
Yes.
You've been doing a lot of time.
sarah stock
Four in a row.
elijah schaffer
We have a surprise guest this Saturday.
He wrote a book on masculinity, and it's going to be a really great episode talking about living in Hollywood, I think, and different things.
Yes.
I don't know the gist of it all.
I was too busy having minorities make me food that took too long to make, which I enjoy and I love, by the way, because who wants fast-paced society, high-quality interactions, and healthy food?
We'll be right back in about five minutes.
We'll see you in a few minutes.
Make sure, Mike, you grab the van man.
Got five minutes.
unidentified
Ladies and
elijah schaffer
gentlemen, boys and girls, I would say boys and boys again, but you know, we're not gonna say it today.
I was looking forward to it.
Yeah, you boys and boys.
I did.
michael hennessey
We're just gonna say this, but I'm not gonna say it.
This is separate.
elijah schaffer
I wasn't going to say it only because Kai's not here.
So it's a very sad day.
michael hennessey
He always loves to say it.
elijah schaffer
I thought Kai is.
I've always thought Kai is a good talent.
And I promise you this, like, because people don't know who he is, and people don't know that he's a good talent.
He actually is a very, very good talent.
However, the people that understand talent, I showed them his performance, some very, very powerful people.
And they were like, dude, that is such a, that is like such a good guy.
He has so much potential.
That is so great.
You should hire.
You should try to hire more people like that that have talent and stuff.
sarah stock
Where are you going with this?
elijah schaffer
No, he was saying to you.
michael hennessey
Growth is what he's saying.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm totally.
No, I'm not saying anything.
michael hennessey
We hear you loud and clear.
elijah schaffer
What if I've talked?
sarah stock
How do you think everyone in this room feels when you say things?
michael hennessey
Yeah, that's nice, Elijah.
braeden cooper sorbo
I feel good.
I know he was talking about me.
unidentified
He said, I was told to.
elijah schaffer
But jokes aside, Kai's actually a really talented young man.
And I feel like I think I'm an unknown status by now.
They say it's 35, but I'm close.
I'm 32.
I think I'm an unknown now.
So I'm an unknown status.
I can call people young man at this point.
And it really does feel like that, though.
You talk to Kai and you're like, this is a child.
You know, I feel like we met on Epstein's Island or something, you know?
sarah stock
My mom said that she thought he was like in high school.
elijah schaffer
He looks like he's in high school, in my opinion.
It's because he has a clean shave.
And anytime guys don't have facial hair, they just look younger.
And when they have like a sharp jawline and no face, like Earl looks younger, too.
He's like my age, but it's because he has no facial hair.
He keeps clean shave and then he like dresses young.
So it's kind of how you dress too.
But he dresses old.
Kai does.
But Earl dresses like young, like in like skater's clothes type of stuff.
You know what I mean?
It's like Rob Deerdeck.
He's like 50.
sarah stock
I don't even know who that is.
elijah schaffer
Rob Deardeck is like one of the most famous skaters.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
Robin Big, the TV show.
elijah schaffer
Rob Deardeck, Fantasy Factory.
michael hennessey
He had the other, the show where they reacted to Ridiculousness.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, ridiculous.
unidentified
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
What was it?
michael hennessey
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
The show is one of Mike's favorites.
sarah stock
Sorry, I'm not 40 years old, so I don't know these things.
elijah schaffer
Whoa, Rob Deardeck is like a gentle.
michael hennessey
He was one more year.
He wasn't even older than 40 yet.
elijah schaffer
He's like, no, but Rob Deardeck is like a generational talent.
He's like someone who's like, and now you know his brands and everything.
He's like, it's like the Kardashians or something.
It's like, you aren't old enough to watch the Kardashians, but at the same time, you know who they are.
braeden cooper sorbo
So not by choice.
Everything I've learned about the Kardashians was forced upon me.
And so no one's been forcing me to learn.
elijah schaffer
I would like the Kardashians forced upon me, but how was it?
braeden cooper sorbo
You know, not very good.
Single mom of two mixed-race kids?
elijah schaffer
I didn't say it was a great relationship.
I just wanted to know: was it nice?
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, I cried a little bit, I think.
But I was a child, so I would too.
It was on an island.
I don't really remember all of them.
michael hennessey
It's coming out now, guys.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Kai would be goaded if he wasn't Mormon.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's so true.
elijah schaffer
Someone else said, no way you're 32.
I know everyone in the chat thinks I'm like 45.
Like, that is literally like literally, everybody thinks I'm like in my mid-40s.
People always ask me, like, you're like 45, right?
I'm like, no, I'm 32.
And I've had this hairline since I was like 19.
It's like, literally, I just used to have long hair.
And now for some reason, I have decided to just be older.
michael hennessey
Alcohol does take an effect on you.
elijah schaffer
Oh, no one's ever, no one's ever said that's not the case.
I smoke a lot.
I smoke a lot of cigars.
Not like weed.
I don't like weed.
braeden cooper sorbo
No.
elijah schaffer
I like cigars.
I have a pipe now.
That's also, that's also a sign of being older.
I got my first pipe and I like to smoke it.
And it's really nice.
However, my son took my pipe tobacco, threw it, opened the bag, and dumped it off my balcony and let it fly in the wind.
And someone asked, why did you have pipe tobacco in the reach of children?
And I would say, what?
Is your son not a beast?
Is he not alpha?
Your son doesn't use nicotine?
My son is a my son uses nicotine.
Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo
Packing is in right now on FaceTime.
He went like this.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, my son packs zinns.
Your son wears diapers.
My son kills people.
You know what I mean?
I'm sorry.
I have a coolest.
I love people like, by the way, this is not a joke.
But this is like a total funny thing.
Parents always think their kids are smarter than everyone else's kids.
You know, my wife does this all the time.
She thinks that the kids are smarter.
I went to, I was at, we were at Tim Pool's house, and he was like, I swear, I was like, I thought he was joking.
I love this.
He's a new parent, right?
His kids like a few months old.
And I didn't know how old his kid was.
And he's like, dude, my kid's talking already, like, totally talking and stuff.
I was like, how old's your kid?
He's like, three months.
I was like, what the hell?
Like, what is your kid saying?
You know what I mean?
Like, you know, like John Locke was not a real revolutionary.
His ideas, you know, kept us back 300 years by making us gay.
Is that what he said?
He's like, ah, and you can tell she's like saying words.
And I was like, okay, so your kid's making noises.
But I love that as a dad, he was like, really thought that his kid was like better than everyone and spoke at three.
I'm like, my kid did that too.
Although I did hear Mike's kid the other day, he sounded like a straight-up toddler.
And your kid's only like, what, eight, nine months, ten months?
michael mendoza
Ten months, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
Wow.
I just hear in the back like, dad, why didn't Austin McCow's father do something for him?
elijah schaffer
Like, every kid would ask.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, the kid would chirp out.
Like, why were there people dancing after 9-11?
unidentified
What's up with that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Random thing.
Speaking of that, one base thing I thought was actually kind of funny.
Every time you think Charlie Kirk is cringe or whatever, he does do some funny stuff every once in a while.
And he put up a video today at the new statue from his official account, by the way, in New York.
I know he didn't do this.
I know his social media team did this, but all the power to them.
Check this out.
Adding the smoke alarm trip to show the black statue was like diabolical.
sarah stock
Did he actually add that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it says real account.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's hilarious.
I'll give him credit for that.
Credit where credit's due.
elijah schaffer
I like the face, like the Chad face, or he's like, Charlie is one of the only people I know who looks better at wide angle.
Like, you know what I mean?
unidentified
Like, like, like, what?
braeden cooper sorbo
It's true.
Look at that.
Like, look at that.
elijah schaffer
Like, that's a handsome man.
unidentified
I'm being honest.
elijah schaffer
He's handsome.
sarah stock
And then, like, but like, who does that face remind me of?
unidentified
Oh, James Lindsay.
elijah schaffer
I like Charlie, though.
I have no issue.
I actually like Charlie.
braeden cooper sorbo
I know, but I was like, I was like, what is it?
unidentified
That face, that expression he's making.
sarah stock
I was like, who does that remind me?
If you know that picture of James Lindsay he has on like the shirt and you can kind of like see his tits are pretty good.
elijah schaffer
This is one of the nipples of Bursting From, and he's just like, yeah, I've seen.
You know, what's funny is that James Lindsay used to compliment me and he used to come on slightly offensive regularly and he still stood in front of that dumb map that he's always uh, filming in front of and he used to like actually be well respected by, like people on the right, even far right, because he was like pretty.
He was like never claimed to be right wing.
He was like claiming yeah, what the heck go to that.
unidentified
See that's, that's not even the pic.
sarah stock
That's not even what I was talking about.
braeden cooper sorbo
You were talking about the one with Rosean Barr Right where his boobs are bigger than hers.
sarah stock
I don't know, that's just recently.
He always does that thing.
elijah schaffer
Can we see this?
unidentified
We're gonna side by side there you go.
elijah schaffer
You can't even see the little hat back there at the angle.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
It's hidden.
sarah stock
Um, did you see that he doesn't work on saturdays instead of sundays?
unidentified
Charlie yeah, he celebrates the sabbath, the Jewish sabbath.
He's a seventh-day adventist uh huh, that's crazy.
sarah stock
I don't know, but it's crazy.
braeden cooper sorbo
Wow, that's crazy.
sarah stock
And he just says he's like a normal Protestant Christian.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, but that's not an evangelical tenant.
unidentified
Even evangelicals, Imagine having sex with Tim Poole.
elijah schaffer
Like, what?
michael hennessey
Beware the beanie the whole time.
unidentified
The beanie stays off.
braeden cooper sorbo
Don't touch the beanie.
Underneath it is another smaller house.
unidentified
Someone said his kids' first words were, Civil War.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I liked him.
unidentified
I don't know what the someone said now.
elijah schaffer
We've learned Elijah's already getting his two-year-old son on nicotine, which is like actually true.
braeden cooper sorbo
Based in a weird way.
elijah schaffer
Someone also said, Elijah, are you British?
Yeah.
I'm like, half British, half German.
So that was pretty much it.
Very British.
sarah stock
Do we have a DNA test?
braeden cooper sorbo
That internal conflict?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, considering the fact that my grandma, our last name's Lions, it's a very, very, very English name.
And also the whole reason why we are here is because one of my ancestors, the woman, was a stupid bitch.
And I'm not joking.
She was a duchess and she decided to get married to the carriage driver.
This is a real story.
And then got disavowed and they wanted to kill her.
And so then they escaped to Canada.
And then my grandma is Canadian, which is actually true.
sarah stock
What part of Canada?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
I'll ask her.
sarah stock
Oh, I don't care either.
elijah schaffer
I think Ontario?
I think Ontario.
That sounds right.
Okay.
Wherever the Indians are.
sarah stock
Not that I care about Canada.
elijah schaffer
No, but yeah, the rest of my family was here in the 1700s before we were a country.
And that's why my kids get free college education.
I don't know if you know the Sons of Liberty, free history degrees if we want to get them here in the private institutions because we have bloodlines that fought in the Revolution.
And we also fought on the Confederacy.
braeden cooper sorbo
Not that we condone that.
elijah schaffer
Not that we, I do condone.
You know, Dixie will live on.
That's all I'm going to say.
We literally, literally, this studio is near a street called Dixie in Boca Raton.
Isn't that crazy?
It's near a street called Dixie.
Dixie's one of the biggest streets, actually.
braeden cooper sorbo
I was going to say there's a lot of Dixie streets.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's actually one of the biggest streets here.
But it's also, by the way, that's where Ben Shapiro's studio is as well, doxing Ben.
unidentified
No, I'm just kidding.
elijah schaffer
He said, he said, I try to kill his family or something.
Remember that?
He said, I try to get his family killed.
sarah stock
Why did he say that?
elijah schaffer
Jeremy Boring was pressing the executives of my old company because I pointed out Ben Shapiro to Nick Fuentes on the side of a street one time while we were in Florida.
sarah stock
And then Nick approached him and then and then you just wait, you guys just like ran into Ben Shapiro.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Did you not see Xavier Randiso ran into Ben Shapiro in Israel?
sarah stock
To just like everywhere?
He's just floating.
elijah schaffer
You're surprised Ben Shapiro's in Boca Raton.
This is literally called the Fifth Colony.
Okay, well, I'm not surprised about that, but this is more Jewish than Tel Aviv, which is why we all came here.
braeden cooper sorbo
But less gay.
elijah schaffer
No, it's very gay here.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, but less gay than Tel Aviv.
Tel Aviv is one of the capitals of the world for gayness.
elijah schaffer
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
sarah stock
After Toronto.
elijah schaffer
Really?
I thought San Francisco was the capital of gayness.
braeden cooper sorbo
It might be a problem.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's get into some cultural stuff.
Let's cue the culture here.
Importance here.
I just want to remind you guys something kind of crazy.
A crypto trader allegedly tortured a man in a New York City home in an attempt to steal his Bitcoin.
Officials say the victim was pistol whipped, being cut with a chainsaw, shocked electric wires, and urinated on.
Just to remind you guys from this story, you someone should have told him you didn't need to do all that to get his crypto.
You could just join the California government, right?
That's the joke.
All right.
unidentified
So much easier.
elijah schaffer
You know what I'm saying?
What would be funny if we actually had a segment like in SNL where they have news stories and make punchlines and just went through and like made some stories, some punchlines in the beginning?
We could write pretty good punchlines.
It wouldn't be funny.
It would be mostly cringe.
People wouldn't like it, but hey, then it would still be funnier than SNL.
So that's good news.
Yeah.
unidentified
And I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Okay, anyways.
It would be shitty jokes, or as we like to call them on this show, Indian jokes.
Okay, but anyway, moving on.
Some cultural stuff.
Megan Markle and Prince Harry are giving birth to a child.
I say they're giving birth to a child because no one knows which one is the woman in the relationship.
However, they did a dance in the maternity room.
I'm still shocked.
Why are people this wealthy giving birth in hospitals?
Unpopular opinion, men shouldn't be around women while they're in labor.
That's a woman's thing.
And yeah, you shouldn't be there.
That's emasculating.
Honestly, I just left it to my wife's mom.
I just, I was there at the hospital, right?
But just let the women and the nurses, no male nurses, just women.
But if there's a doctor needed, then it has to be a man.
That's the only time a man should be involved because we don't want female doctors involved in anything.
That's fair.
So I think this whole idea of like men being there and like this whole thing, it's like that is literally.
Imagine if I made my wife come to me to work every day.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You did the bare minimum.
You did what you, what you're supposed to do.
Let me make sure I'm there for all of it.
Exactly.
braeden cooper sorbo
How do I continue off of that?
What do I?
unidentified
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's a tad-londe to this.
elijah schaffer
I don't even know if I believe that.
unidentified
No support for her.
elijah schaffer
It's funny that's her job.
It was funny.
braeden cooper sorbo
I mean, that's really what he's saying.
elijah schaffer
It was funny, though.
Oh, man.
michael hennessey
Hold her hand?
No.
Go to the bar.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you should be at a bar drinking or getting surgery on your chest, gyno.
That was a really salty reference.
But anyways, anyways, continue on.
Continue on.
Go ahead.
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, God.
Oh, good.
I get to continue off of this.
I get a piggyback off of that.
There's no way to follow that.
No.
That doesn't make me look like a bad person.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
This will be played at my wedding in the future.
They're going to be like, Brayden will not be present at his wife's birth.
He will be out gambling with his friends.
michael hennessey
Oh, your wife's probably.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
elijah schaffer
Brayden's a shame that a man should have hobbies.
braeden cooper sorbo
Like, God forbid a man have hobbies.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're going to have blood and scream.
That's where I want to be right now, not at a casino having fun.
braeden cooper sorbo
Spirit turned Mike.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I, you know, this one, I can't back up.
This one, I will be by their side.
I won't be staring there at him the whole time like you were talking about in the last episode, just watching the baby come out.
But yeah, no, I would be giving support.
braeden cooper sorbo
What about like a quarterback?
Like you get behind him.
michael hennessey
Get ready to catch up.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Yeah, I could do that.
Do a little face mask, make sure.
braeden cooper sorbo
You don't get any like placenta on you.
michael hennessey
Yeah, you know, maybe the shields from, you know, the whole scandemic.
elijah schaffer
I like, so Mike, my question is, when you decided you were going to be with your wife during labor, when was it you found out you were gay?
Like, when did you first find out you were gay?
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
See, not everyone's had that experience.
That's what I was going to say.
Not everything between us is similar.
elijah schaffer
It's hard to believe.
michael hennessey
We have a lot of similarities, but this one, this one, not so much.
elijah schaffer
When did you find out that you were going to, because I've heard people come out, you know, in a lot of ways, but then like holding a woman's hand during her screaming, ma'am, you're screaming.
You need to calm down.
peter thiel
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Every time I told a woman in labor to calm down, it works.
michael hennessey
Oh, that's the one time it works.
It doesn't seem like that ever works, but oh, during pregnancy.
Yeah, calm down.
What's wrong with you?
Just take it out already.
braeden cooper sorbo
You're acting just like your mother.
Hey, chat's on my side.
unidentified
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Chat's on my side.
braeden cooper sorbo
Chat's on your side.
I love this.
elijah schaffer
Chat's on my side.
This is Elijah.
Sounds going to be bass when he's raised by this.
This is great.
I'm going to teach my son.
I just want my, I just want to grow up in a world where my sons can use nicotine.
It's not illegal.
michael hennessey
That's why you left.
unidentified
You went to get the Zins so you could shove it in the baby's mouth.
You know what?
michael hennessey
I'm just going to leave now.
I got to get the Zins, honey.
braeden cooper sorbo
Dude, that's so good.
michael hennessey
I'll be back.
braeden cooper sorbo
See, I have to be there because they're going to try to vaccinate my kid while my wife is asleep after giving labor.
That's the problem.
They're going to come in with a needle.
elijah schaffer
Why would you be giving birth in a hospital?
braeden cooper sorbo
That's the right.
Like, don't do it in a hospital.
Do a doula or home birth, whatever they're called.
You know what I mean?
Get a bathtub and just like hands and knees.
Apparently, it's better.
I don't know.
michael hennessey
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
Okay, that was not planned to talk about that.
I'm just really.
michael hennessey
Is half of the show ever planned?
unidentified
I mean, we plan it, but we kind of female mode today, though.
elijah schaffer
I'm like in a real, like, oh, women.
You know, like, I just like texted the group chat, just women with like one word, you know, this morning.
It's just like, what is it this morning?
sarah stock
Is this the group chat that I'm not in?
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, you're a woman.
michael hennessey
Yeah, you're not allowed in it.
elijah schaffer
It's actually true.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That being said, Trump just created a travel ban.
Let me see if I can get this here.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
Where is it?
braeden cooper sorbo
Just go back to Charlie Curry's face.
elijah schaffer
Trump just enacted a travel ban.
Who is it?
Are we trying to protect our country from invaders?
Are we trying to protect people from all of the horrible things that have been happening to white people for the last few decades?
We just talked about the CRA and CRS.
That's also a really good video that you could do on your channel as well.
Do a dive on that thread in the CRS and look at some cases and regularly talk about things like that.
People would like that.
Check this out.
donald j trump
The recent terror attack in Boulder, Colorado has underscored the extreme dangers posed to our country by the entry of foreign nationals who are not properly vetted, as well as those who come here as temporary visitors and overstay their visas.
We don't want them.
In the 21st century, we've seen one terror attack after another carried out by foreign visa overstayers from dangerous places all over the world.
And thanks to Biden's open door policies, today there are millions and millions of these illegals who should not be in our country.
In my first term, my powerful travel restrictions were one of our most successful policies, and they were a key part of preventing major foreign terror attacks on American soil.
We will not let what happened in Europe happen to America.
That's why on my first day back in office, I directed the Secretary of State to perform a security review of high-risk regions and make recommendations for where restrictions should be imposed.
Among the national security threats, their analysis considered are the large-scale presence of terrorists, failure to cooperate on visa security, inability to verify travelers' identities, inadequate record keeping of criminal histories, and persistently high rates of illegal visa overstays and other things.
Very simply, we cannot have open migration from any country where we cannot safely and reliably vet and screen those who seek to enter the easy solution.
elijah schaffer
Don't allow immigration from non-white countries.
There we go.
We fixed everything.
sarah stock
Yeah, I love that they're going to do this for all the Muslim countries just because they care about anti-Semitism.
It's like, can we just do that for India?
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Yeah, you know, I was going to say, what was funny, though, is, so we hear a lot about Holocaust survivors.
That's a good thing, right?
They all survived, right?
So a lot of them survived.
That's a good thing.
We don't want dead Jews.
We really want them to survive.
But of course, it is crazy that in every situation in this country, that's definitely not a false flag.
There's always a Holocaust survivor that's surviving.
Unfortunately, Hitler didn't get her, but the Muslims did.
Check this out.
Holocaust survivor burned in Colorado.
Terror attacks spoke out.
What the hell is going on?
Now, what's kind of crazy is here's the crazy part.
So this Jewish woman who survived the Holocaust spoke out and went, what is going on?
I just got burned.
Now, if you zoom in closely to her pen to identify her, you see that she is a supporter of HIAS, which is an NGO that is about trafficking humans, particularly non-white people, into white countries, specifically at the U.S. southern border.
So what's crazy is a woman who believes in replacement migration and bringing in unvetted people to the border gets burned by an unvetted Muslim and goes, how the hell is this happening?
Well, let me tell you, Shucklstein, it's happening because of the Democrats.
There's the answer.
You didn't know it.
You found it out.
michael hennessey
They're the ones behind it all.
elijah schaffer
It's people.
Yeah, it's people like Dave Portner that are causing people to do that.
sarah stock
Who you guys think that woman is?
braeden cooper sorbo
I was going to say she doesn't look old enough.
sarah stock
Because the Holocaust was 80 years ago.
elijah schaffer
She survived as an egg because women are born with eggs, you know, as with all their eggs when they're young.
And so she was an egg in her mother, her grandmother's egg, actually.
Her mom was an egg and her grandmother, but yet she still has the DNA to be hers.
So then she technically was an egg.
braeden cooper sorbo
The twinkle of sperm in her dad's balls.
elijah schaffer
Actually, someone said that too in the post.
People were really mad about this because I posted this and they said, woman burned in terrorist attack wears buttons supporting whites replacement in Western countries through mass migration.
People love stuff like that.
But someone wrote down here, Carolyn Borisenko said, she has never in the Holocaust.
Barbara Steinmetz was not in prison in the concentration camp during World War II.
Instead, she and her family managed to escape persecution by fleeing to Europe.
Born in Hungary in 1936, Steinmetz family moved to Italy where they ran a hotel.
However, in 1936.
sarah stock
She's 90 years old.
That would make her like 90 years old.
braeden cooper sorbo
That doesn't look like a 90-year-old.
sarah stock
1936?
She's 90.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes I wonder, though.
sarah stock
She's 90 years.
elijah schaffer
No, that could be an old picture, though.
That could be an old picture.
Because she could have been bedridden.
She was burned.
You know how she looks in the middle of the world?
michael hennessey
She was bedridden when she was burned?
elijah schaffer
She was, well, she was, yeah, she showed up in the middle of the city.
She was burned in a concentration camp.
sarah stock
That's a picture in a modern day.
braeden cooper sorbo
She built a tolerance to it.
That's a modern picture.
elijah schaffer
What if she was burned?
What if it says woman who was burned in a bad trade deal?
Like, what if, we don't know if she was burned by, we don't know if she was burned by the terrorist.
She was just burned.
I've been burned by people.
braeden cooper sorbo
I mean, I've been burned by people.
elijah schaffer
I survived the Holocaust technically too, because I wasn't killed in it.
You know what I mean?
So true.
Like, technically, I'm a Holocaust survivor.
Give me a round of applause because I didn't die as a Holocaust.
sarah stock
I'm going to show up on right-wing walls.
braeden cooper sorbo
Does your tattoo have like stunned digits?
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't die.
Technically, I survived it.
michael hennessey
Never goes any higher.
elijah schaffer
I'm Jewish and I survived it, so that's a good thing.
braeden cooper sorbo
Congratulations.
elijah schaffer
Jewish man.
I'm married to a Jewish woman.
We have Jewish children and we survived the Holocaust.
Thank you very much.
I'll end the show on that note.
No, I'm just kidding.
michael hennessey
not going to end it um no but i mean thank god we trust our government and know that they would never use us as a tool for propaganda to try to drag us into iran or anything because they would never do anything like But wasn't this Egypt?
braeden cooper sorbo
They're trying to drag us into Egypt.
michael hennessey
Oh, it's Egypt.
elijah schaffer
Did you see the FBI did another false flag today?
So to try to back Trump's travel ban on Muslim countries.
They also raided a home, have no details, but who was in the home.
But the New York Post also reported the FBI discovers a cache of guns, armor, and Nazi paraphernalia while raiding a home in Washington State.
The only problem that's weird about this, as users pointed out, why are the flags freshly creased like they were just taken out of a package?
michael hennessey
They were brand new yesterday.
sarah stock
I think I might have ratioed the post.
Look down, scroll down, see if I ratioed it.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Fake.
Not yet.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, 16,000 views with almost as many likes compared to 1.4 million views.
sarah stock
Yeah, Chief Trumpster raised it out.
Like Purview, it was a ratio.
elijah schaffer
So that Chief Trumpster said the flag is brand new.
Look at these creases.
It's still got the new flag smell.
Mindy Robinson said, nice, brand new.
Just open flags, Fedboys.
But we see through the government and fake news.
Someone just posted black crime statistics.
sarah stock
What does that help?
elijah schaffer
Isn't that because isn't it crazy that black women have a higher rate of homicide than white men?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, that's really odd.
So violence.
elijah schaffer
Less than the lack of fathers in the home.
sarah stock
Now, just imagine they counted abortion and that.
braeden cooper sorbo
They would have the most out of anybody.
sarah stock
That's a good point.
braeden cooper sorbo
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Moving down into our things.
I want to say that, you know, where is this?
Speaking of that, I'm glad that we are raiding Nazis' houses because God forbid that we ever do anything else.
Remember, guys, we just got back from Washington, D.C. Travel safe.
Remember, not everybody's looking out for your best interest, including the most educated members of our society.
They may be up to something that you didn't expect.
Watch remember when you could have a high trust society because you could just leave alcohol out because people wouldn't do that.
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't.
sarah stock
Why do they film themselves doing?
michael hennessey
Every time.
braeden cooper sorbo
Isn't it like a felony or something to bring your own alcohol onto a plane to a problem?
elijah schaffer
Well, not that it's an aviation felony.
I think it's just the airlines restriction because I always bring my own alcohol onto it.
michael hennessey
It's just like your post you put out.
Is it coming out today, I think, where you show the other guy who's like stealing from the store, but they film themselves like, oh, this is such a great thing.
elijah schaffer
You can't drink it.
Sorry, you can bring it, but you can't.
braeden cooper sorbo
You can bring it, but yeah, okay.
But she was clearly drinking it.
She had that bottle right there.
She goes, Wait, it's too expensive on Dapper.
elijah schaffer
Do you think she would do something criminal?
michael hennessey
No way.
braeden cooper sorbo
Well, someone probably asked her to move.
michael hennessey
That identifies as water.
elijah schaffer
I'm surprised she was in Comfort Plus.
You know, she couldn't afford a drink, but she can afford an airline on Delta.
Delta's not the cheap airline.
If she's on Spirit, I would have forgave her.
You know what I mean?
All right, you hate yourself.
braeden cooper sorbo
Flying Spirit, you know, middle seat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We're so nice here that like weird or not.
We wouldn't even fly Misfit Patriot on a Spirit Airlines flight.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
We like we like, I was like, he was like, he's like, should we just give him spirit?
And I was like, dude, I don't hate anyone that much.
braeden cooper sorbo
It would have been really funny, though.
He would have come on the show with back trouble and a gripe against a whole $400 like bag fee.
elijah schaffer
It's like, bro, it's costing $400 to check my bags.
Dude, the only reason you should ever take spirit, and I swear to this, is when you do this, which I'm not saying I've done, but you wake up at six in the morning in LA, you have a friend drop you off at the airport, you take the $47 flight to Las Vegas, go there with the clothes on your back, stay up all night using cocaine, lots of alcohol, and getting involved with promiscuous women, and then get on the 6 a.m. flight back.
It's round trip, 47 bucks without bringing anything with you but your wallet.
That's diabolical.
I've never done that.
I wouldn't, but some people have done it.
And that's how you drive.
You can fly spirit.
michael hennessey
That's a one-hour scenario you just came up with there.
Dude, very specific.
Yeah, that was pretty big.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
That being said, a couple other videos too.
sarah stock
Someone said middle seat patriot.
elijah schaffer
No, actually, so actually, a travel hack real fast.
I'll be traveling.
I'll be in Australia soon.
I'm not giving the dates to the Australian government because I'm not doing that.
I'm a resident in Australia, so I can kind of come and go as I want.
We'll find out if I'm going to get banned for the country, actually.
I'm going to try to get back in and we'll see what happens.
michael hennessey
However, that'd be an interesting flight.
elijah schaffer
Well, the flight is six hours over six hours to LA.
Then there's a four-hour.
The quickest flight you can get is a four-hour layover in LAX, and then about like, you know, maybe what, 15 to 17 hours from LAX into the airport, depending on which city you're going to.
I've done that flight sometimes three, four, five times in one year, which is brutal.
The crew will be going down there to speak at a conference.
And one of the interesting things is that you can bring your own alcohol onto a plane and you should, because the only way to get through that flight is to get blacked out drunk.
Not that I've done it, but I've heard people have.
Here's two ways to illegally get alcohol onto a plane and get blacked out.
Reason one, number one, on all domestic flights, you can bring plastic 100 ML, any other 150 ML bottles.
You can bring as many alcohol shots as you want, as long as they're in plastic.
And for some reason, if they're in a Ziploc bag on your carry-on and you can bring them through security, they do not care.
They will always check them and they will always run them to see that they're, they'll open one and they'll do the dip test to see that's not like explosives.
You can literally bring 50 of them if you want to on your carry-on and there's nothing they can do about it at all.
Okay.
I promise you this.
I only know, and this is not even for me.
I had a very, very, very, very alcoholic producer one time who told me about this.
It's very legal, and he would bring like literally 50 bottles with him on every flight because he had anxiety and it was, he would drink them all.
And he was Jewish.
But also, the second way to do it is for international flights, you go to duty-free.
If you buy anything smaller than 750 ml, like the 375 mil, like Gregoose's, they don't put them in the sealed bag to make it so that you can't go on the plane.
They actually just hand them to you to put in your carry-on, and you're not allowed to bring them on the plane.
So then you go buy water bottles, go in the bathroom, pour the bottles into water bottles, and then you just down one really quickly.
And then you just get like blacked out and you wake up like 14 hours later with anxiety, but you're almost there.
You know, so that's that works.
It's a real tip, though.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's yeah, that sounds like a tip.
unidentified
Well, Miss Patriot, it's just a tip.
elijah schaffer
Raiden, have you ever done that?
Have you ever done that?
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, no, I'm trying to quit.
elijah schaffer
Australia?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yes, Australia.
unidentified
Okay.
braeden cooper sorbo
Too many spiders.
elijah schaffer
Someone said taking notes.
Someone said, if you can get drunk and rowdy, oh, as if I've ever gotten any made any bad decisions while intoxicated.
Jeez.
Another super chat just came in.
Homer Jay Fuentes said nightly offensive cocaine stories with Elijah.
braeden cooper sorbo
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
$20.
Homer Fuentes.
braeden cooper sorbo
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Homer's coming in.
There it is.
sarah stock
Homer's loaded.
unidentified
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
Balling out.
michael hennessey
Thank you.
elijah schaffer
Someone said in a chat said, Was your alcoholic producer Glenn Beck?
You said Jewish.
No.
michael hennessey
No, he just recognized citizenship and tries to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he hasn't been doing drugs or drinking for like, what, 20 years now, right?
So 10 years?
Something like that.
Look at that.
Sam's a huge Glenn.
sarah stock
Mormons don't even drink coffee.
They're not alcoholic.
braeden cooper sorbo
Is Glenn Beck Mormon?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
He's a devout Mormon.
unidentified
Wow.
braeden cooper sorbo
I didn't know this.
I'm learning so much on this show.
Like how to smuggle alcohol into airplanes and who's Mormon and who celebrates the Sabbath on Saturdays.
elijah schaffer
They were smuggled alcohol inside of a Mormon on the Sabbath.
It's crazy.
You know what I mean?
Because then you have them bring them and they're like, are you going to drink that?
He's Mormon.
He's not drinking that.
Why does he have it on him?
It's just.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's the Sabbath.
elijah schaffer
It's the Sabbath.
braeden cooper sorbo
What do you mean?
elijah schaffer
Did they blame him on the Sabbath?
braeden cooper sorbo
This is the Sabbath.
elijah schaffer
Is there a dead body in your car?
Dude, it's the Sabbath, man.
Leave me alone.
braeden cooper sorbo
What are you doing?
elijah schaffer
Relax.
sarah stock
It's a Mormon holiday.
You guys just don't know about it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the Mormon Sabbath.
That being said, can we please talk about the Magnus lost chess tournament?
I really want to talk about this because I believe that a lot of people from the poop country really do not like Westerners and that they are really bitter because they claim.
I saw a tweet today that was like, we actually are smarter than you and better than you.
We were just looted by you guys for a thousand years and that you stole our wealth.
That's crazy.
A thousand year L. You had a thousand years of taking L's.
I don't think that means you're better than us.
I think it means that you guys still poop in public.
Like, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
And not like some of you.
It's not even like, it's not like here where you go to Skid Row and it's like, you know, you can show that.
It's like, no, like, this is like common.
You guys are poop.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's a high percentage.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like there's, they said like up to 60% of people from that country prefer to shit outside.
Isn't that crazy?
braeden cooper sorbo
It's peaceful.
unidentified
You know, you're among the animals and rotting carcasses.
michael hennessey
You get the, you know, and those are just people.
elijah schaffer
Those are just inhabitants of the country.
We call those Canadians.
Canadians.
Magnus Carlson suffers surprise loss to Kukesh Domaruju.
unidentified
Raju.
No.
elijah schaffer
Slams the table in frustration.
So you had this chess champion, chess world champion Gukesh, who's Indian, beat Magnus Carlson in a classical match for the first time, causing the world's number one to slam the table in frustration at the Norway Chess 2025 event.
The pieces toppled over as Carlson, widely regarded as one of the chess greatest players, pouched the table after realizing defeat to the 19-year-old.
Carlson had led much of the game, but lost momentum after sacrificing his knight in a blunder.
Duma Raju, the reigning world champion, looked in shock afterwards, calling the win lucky and said 99 out of 100 times I would lose.
According to chess.com. Carlson shouted, Oh my gosh, before apologizing to the Indian teenager who left the table to compose himself after the momentous win.
Here's what happened.
unidentified
Oh my god.
michael hennessey
Oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
So this is the greatest Indians are winning.
sarah stock
They're winning.
They're taking over our countries.
They're beating us in chess.
They're taking our tech jobs and they're winning.
And they're getting married to our vice president.
braeden cooper sorbo
Apparently, did he have a butt plug telling him what place to move and where to put each piece like that one guy did?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look at this.
sarah stock
Wait, what?
elijah schaffer
Do this though.
Read this, Frayden.
braeden cooper sorbo
It's happening because a very sizable number of Indians massively overperform in those roles.
Remember, we were 40% of global GDP in 1000 AD and then spent a thousand years being looted by violent empires.
That economic productivity was based on a high productivity cost.
unidentified
They're citing their GDP from like a thousand years ago.
elijah schaffer
When all the countries that exist today didn't exist, you know, before any of you guys existed, we were richer than you.
sarah stock
It's a bit of a weird flex.
elijah schaffer
It's like, hey, you know, the Roman Empire was 60%.
braeden cooper sorbo
We were 40.
elijah schaffer
It's like, oh, you mean when there were only two empires?
Like, we were an empire on there?
sarah stock
We were GDP.
elijah schaffer
We were GDP SAR.
It's the SAR that you got to put.
That's what I said.
The response to that was Cat Girl said, Saar, we are elite talent SAR.
We just had an unfortunate 1,000-year run.
330 million Hindus conquered by fewer than 30,000 British men suffering malarial infections.
It could have happened to anyone.
Nothing you can do.
braeden cooper sorbo
So true.
michael mendoza
Could you bring up that guy's profile picture?
Well, I guess just the problem.
elijah schaffer
I'll look it up right now.
Let me get this one.
michael hennessey
Vinay.
elijah schaffer
Oh, he changed his picture.
michael hennessey
Oh, look at that one.
braeden cooper sorbo
Oh, that's even better.
There you go.
unidentified
Look at that chat.
braeden cooper sorbo
Hey, if anyone knows world economic history, it's that man right there.
elijah schaffer
You see the Ukraine flag behind him above his head?
Wow.
braeden cooper sorbo
I don't know.
That looks like grass and blue.
I don't know if that's Ukraine.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I don't think.
elijah schaffer
Just let me have the win.
And here he is.
braeden cooper sorbo
We're all on the same side.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I gotta be careful.
Today was like probably one of those days where I probably ran a little too close to the sun for the show, but I am not happy.
unidentified
You did say you were a Holocaust survivor, so which is a good thing.
elijah schaffer
Because we don't want anyone to die in that.
braeden cooper sorbo
That is a good thing.
elijah schaffer
And also, remember, this office is a Holocaust Memorial Museum office.
That's like not even a joke.
That's a real truth statement.
Okay.
And the best part is when you order on DoorDash, it still says Tilburg into the Holocaust Memorial.
I can show you.
It's like shows it on the map.
It's kind of crazy.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
We still haven't gotten all the shoes out of the office.
I've always said that.
There's just so many empty shoes and gold teeth and stuff in here.
It's just like, what do we do?
braeden cooper sorbo
Did you find any notes in those shoes?
elijah schaffer
I heard notes.
braeden cooper sorbo
Eighty years later, they're finding notes now in the shoes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I heard that.
And I heard that it said, please let more people into your country.
unidentified
If you don't let all the Indians in your country, then you aren't guilty for the Holocaust.
braeden cooper sorbo
That's true.
unidentified
Please put the Indians in your country now, or you are guilty.
elijah schaffer
Those letters are very, very convincing.
I'm really happy that they exist.
braeden cooper sorbo
Written in pen, too.
elijah schaffer
Actually, in piss, in blood.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
sarah stock
Is this one on YouTube?
elijah schaffer
What?
sarah stock
This episode?
elijah schaffer
Dude, what am I saying?
I'm very happy about this.
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah, we're happy that you're finding notes.
We're surviving.
We're happy that the notes are being brought to the public.
unidentified
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
braeden cooper sorbo
Chess.
elijah schaffer
That being said, one more video here that we'll go to on a super chat, too, by the way.
Oh, nice.
unidentified
Very important.
michael mendoza
Very important.
Very YouTube friendly.
elijah schaffer
Super chat.
michael hennessey
Joey's going to have his work cut out.
Yeah, this is Elijah.
unidentified
I'm always back.
elijah schaffer
Will a painter's book be on the new book list?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No, probably not.
Honestly, I don't think the point is like, you should just read that on your own time.
You know what I mean?
That should be a book you should have already read.
michael mendoza
It's the autobiography of Bob Ross.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Don't forget, guys.
Someone said, I like it when E whispers.
unidentified
It makes me feel dirty.
elijah schaffer
Okay, anyway.
Speaking of that, okay, so to wrap up the show, we'll cover the rest of the stuff tomorrow.
We always have extra stuff to cover.
Even the Magnus stuff was supposed to be Monday and now it's like Wednesday and it's on, but it's evergreen stuff, so we can carry it over.
One of the important things I want to remind you guys is that we have these shows Monday through Saturday, right, 7 p.m.
What's happening on Sunday?
Well, Sundays are going to be bonus content.
Right now, we're going to be doing a new book club.
So that's pretty cool.
Do you have your book with you?
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Can you go grab it, please?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
Very bare minimum.
It's always such a journey.
Yeah, it's a tour.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
braeden cooper sorbo
How dare I?
elijah schaffer
How dare I ask someone to get a book?
unidentified
Honestly, what an evil guy I am.
elijah schaffer
We're going to be doing a book club.
I know it sounds a little bit gay, and it is, but reading isn't bad for you.
Unfortunately, it is good for you.
And one of the things that needs to happen is we're going to kind of be introing the book, introing a little bit about it.
It's by Pat Buchanan.
He has many, many books here.
You want to show it off like you do?
michael hennessey
The hand behind?
braeden cooper sorbo
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Go ahead.
braeden cooper sorbo
Like a price is right.
elijah schaffer
No, like get ready with me.
Where the right went wrong by Patrick Buchanan.
This Sunday at seven, we'll have our first book club kind of introing it.
So get it now.
You can start reading it now.
But for the next four weeks after Sunday, we will be reading a quarter of the book and then we will be talking about it and relating videos to it and different stuff on Sundays.
So to help you guys all read more and to read important books that you need to read as a group.
This Candice Owens, my wife is a part of Candice Owens book club.
She really enjoys it.
And, you know, when I told her that we were going to do a book club too, she said, why do you always copy black women?
You know, why are you always doing that?
And I do copy my entire show of a black woman.
That is why that is the inspiration for the show.
We love our black queens.
Let's get some cheers for that.
We love our black queens.
Homer Jay Fuentez also.
Cam on Sarah, please.
$50 chat.
Rift Reads, followed by Sarah's pie baking show.
Let's go.
You like how he's already adopting your name, Rift Reads?
He's already like a healthy.
sarah stock
That's actually true.
I did recommend that name, and everyone made fun of me.
It's already catching up.
michael mendoza
Rift Reads.
Rift Reads.
unidentified
Okay, never mind.
braeden cooper sorbo
That one might need a break.
Yeah, there you go.
unidentified
Something.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, Redacting News was supposed to have a book club.
A little bit lazy about it.
It pissed me off, so I stopped being a pang member for now if they get their shit together.
Apparently, everyone's paying for your parties.
sarah stock
This Virgo person has such a bad attitude.
elijah schaffer
Well, Virgo's a female.
braeden cooper sorbo
She is a Virgo.
unidentified
Yeah.
sarah stock
She has a bad attitude.
elijah schaffer
That's true.
sarah stock
It's obviously that time of the month, Virgo.
elijah schaffer
At least that's good.
At least it's good.
Every girl has one.
unidentified
So, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Make sure that you join.
Grab that book.
It's on Amazon.
Get it on Kindle.
I encourage you guys.
And this Sunday, I said for the first book club, we're going to be giving away a free Kindle, the new one.
We're $200 value.
We'll be giving you a Kindle.
And occasionally at the book club, the bonus content, there will be giveaways.
Now, in the future, probably a lot of the bonus content will end up going behind the paywall.
But for right now, you can join the paywall and you can get all this content at elijahschafer.locals.com.
We are going to be back on there.
Also reminding you that we are on audio only.
I don't think we know how to change the name, but the Rift report is out, right?
We are on audio, but it's under the Rift report right now still.
michael mendoza
Yes.
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so we have the audio.
It's in the description.
Right now, our name is still like the old show's name on audio because we don't know how to change the name.
But if you look at the Rift report, we'll get our shit together eventually, hopefully in enough time to get you to be a member.
So He's giving his own version of Golden Pages out.
Imagine they blow up.
braeden cooper sorbo
The Kindle just explodes.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Sorbo is a legend.
Great guest.
braeden cooper sorbo
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
And someone else said, What the hell am I supposed to look at when Sarah leaves?
michael mendoza
I'll let you guys know.
braeden cooper sorbo
I can wear a low-cut tank.
I'll do that.
That's bringing in viewers.
That'll bring in viewers.
elijah schaffer
She got scared the other day because someone paid me money to take my shirt off, and then she got scared.
braeden cooper sorbo
If someone donates enough, I'll flex and rip a shirt.
Maybe we could get $150 for the flex and rip.
I'm just saying, I need to buy a new shirt after, so it'd have to be enough to compensate.
elijah schaffer
I'm so surprised I made it through this show today.
Thank you to my guests today, Mr. Sorbo.
Tell us how we can find you and follow you.
Tell us about your new book.
Get us excited about your life because the death panning, it's too much low energy.
We got to get the energy up.
We got to sign out with Gravitas.
braeden cooper sorbo
All right, we'll sign out with Gravitas.
SorboStudios.com for the book.
Brayden Sorbo on all platforms, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook.
I don't even know what they all are, but I'm on them.
And that's about it.
They can talk about masculinity, political commentary, inappropriate jokes, content of that such, trying to be based, trying to not get canceled more than I already am.
But you know what I mean?
We're already here.
elijah schaffer
Amazing.
We're so happy to have you here.
You're always welcome back.
We always have a great audience.
Even on a slow news day, there's still quite a few of you watching.
It's really nice to have a few thousand live viewers.
You guys are on our sites.
We appreciate you.
We always have a very consistent audience.
And I always know that you guys, the true SOBs from Slightly Offensive, the Rifters, the Nagers, you know, that's, you know what I mean?
It's a common semantic last name, actually.
N-A-G-G-E-R-S.
It's not a joke.
sarah stock
You learned this two days ago.
You keep on bringing it up.
elijah schaffer
My wife's best friend has the last, that last name.
So that would not be something I learned recently.
But anyway, so you have anything else you want to tell me about what I know or don't know or any more statements?
sarah stock
Yeah, subscribe to my YouTube channel, Sarah Stock on YouTube.
I just hit 3K subscribers and I can never be satisfied.
unidentified
So now I'm wanting to hit 4K.
sarah stock
I will have a pie baking video up soon.
So subscribe.
I'll only make the pie video if you guys get me to 5k subscribers.
Till then, you're just going to have to suffer.
And you can also follow me on TikTok.
Or wait, not TikTok.
unidentified
Not TikTok.
I actually did.
elijah schaffer
Instagram.
sarah stock
Yeah, I deleted my TikTok because I just get hated on there.
So I don't like it.
Follow me on X and on Instagram.
It's Sarah C Stock on both.
michael mendoza
Wow.
A woman that can never be satisfied.
I've never heard of that one before.
braeden cooper sorbo
Brand new.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's actually crazy.
You said that on air.
That's forever on the internet.
braeden cooper sorbo
There's going to be edits of that.
elijah schaffer
Pearl will always put it up.
sarah stock
So true.
elijah schaffer
Go ahead, Mr. Hennessy.
unidentified
All right.
michael hennessey
You can find me on Instagram or X at snowflake underscore news.
Love for you to come check out the page.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, show is over.
Time to fap.
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
Don't do that.
braeden cooper sorbo
No gooning.
sarah stock
Don't do that.
michael mendoza
Never goon.
braeden cooper sorbo
Never.
elijah schaffer
Someone else said, you guys have been very amusing this evening.
Bravo.
So thank you so much again for that.
That's great.
And then to those of you that are watching on locals and on Censored, the rest of you guys watching there, remember, you can still join censored.tv with my promo code Offensive.
We are still on there.
And shout out to Beck Merck and the rest of you guys.
I'm Elijah Schaefer.
You can follow me at Elijah Schaefer anywhere where you want to get, you know, whatever you want, or you can follow Rift TV.
We're everywhere.
And Mike Mendoza, how can they find and follow you?
michael mendoza
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at MikeMendoza JPG.
Follow me there.
Hit me up.
Say what's up.
And that's pretty much it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And before we leave, before we go, guys, I am telling you, we have 666 live viewers left for the ending here on one of our sites.
I don't know why there's only 666 there.
But I guess everyone just dropped off when we were ending right now.
braeden cooper sorbo
I had to go buy my book.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Everyone's like, everyone's like left already.
We didn't even finish the show and everyone left.
If you guys are watching, make sure that you subscribe to the new YouTube channel.
It's very important that you do.
I just put it in the chat.
It's very helpful.
It's not a joke.
You're helping us fight against the deep state and actually getting truth out to normies, which is very important.
And to get, you know, something that's just realistic and real.
And we thank you for watching.
The last two episodes have been great.
We've had a lot of viewership, a lot of people watching.
It's been fantastic to see you guys support the new show.
It means so much to me because literally, if this doesn't work, I'm going to be homeless.
So it has to work.
And I think Sarah's screwed too.
There's a lot of us.
Hennessy, I think we might all be homeless.
michael hennessey
Drag this all into this.
elijah schaffer
We have to make this work.
So help us make it work there directly at Rift.
You can check out our articles, rifttv.com, all the good stuff.
Now we're going to go do some unholy things with our intern, Sam.
michael hennessey
I love that we just keep dox in his name.
Used to be just intern.
Now we're just, yeah, now we're just like, Sam, this, Sam, that, Sam, Sam, Samuel L. Jackson.
unidentified
I think he's actually Sanchez, actually.
michael mendoza
Samuel Adams, founding father.
elijah schaffer
He made me a really good taco.
michael mendoza
He made me a really good taco.
elijah schaffer
He made me a really good taco one time.
And he said, you liked my taco?
And I said, I did.
And he said, there's more where that came from.
And I said, hell yeah, brother.
Or lay homes.
Hell yeah.
All right, guys.
I'm still retarded.
I appreciate you guys watching.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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