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June 3, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Big, Beautiful SCAM? Elon FLIPS on Trump for WASTEFUL Bill | The Rift | Guests: Ed Szall + Matt Skow

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elijah schaffer
Well, it looks like Trump's big, beautiful bill ended up being as beautiful as Bill Clinton.
He's not looking too good these days.
I just saw him.
He looked like a corpse.
Still looked better than Joe Biden, who we haven't seen in months.
Some people say that he died about two years ago, along with everyone else in this room.
I haven't felt love fulfillment or quite anything in years now.
Kind of past the pandemic and all the stuff that happened there.
I feel like the world never came back.
My guests who I'll introduce in a little bit were the creators of the very, very famous documentary, He Died Suddenly.
And they have a new documentary coming out.
Plus, we're talking about everything with this bill, the craziness, and how Elon Musk has said, I'm out of here.
I'm not working in this government anymore.
But also, by the way, you guys freaking suck.
He's burning Trump.
Plus, we also find out that we're having porn stars speaking now at the turning point conferences.
The shocking part about this was I didn't know this was the first time that happened.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
We're talking about this and so much more on another episode of The Rift, Monday through Friday, live at 7 p.m. on Rumble X and YouTube.
Don't forget to subscribe to our new YouTube channel that we're trying to launch.
Link is in the description.
Let's start the show.
Elon Musk took a break from impregnating Jewish women and said this.
I'm sorry, but I just can't stand it anymore.
He tweeted out.
The massive, outrageous, pork-filled, also known as Randy Feinfilled congressional spending bill is disgusting abomination, almost as disgusting as James Lindsay's Tatas, which, of course, we'll look at later.
Shame on those who voted for it.
You know, you did wrong.
You know it.
One of the most influential men and wealthiest known men in the world is now speaking out and flipping on the Republicans.
What the hell is going on?
Talk to me about it today.
My guests joining me, documentary filmmakers, investigative journalists.
Tell us who you are.
matthew skow
I am Matthew Scow.
I am the documentary filmmaker you speak of.
And that is Edward Zahl, the investigative journalist that stuck by my side for so many years.
edward szall
Thanks for having us out, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Yes, you want to introduce yourself to tell us who you are because you're looking sharp.
edward szall
Oh, thank you.
matthew skow
And he wakes up in that.
That's his pickleball.
edward szall
I mean, we've all, you know, from the pandemic, we all got kind of buffed.
I mean, Elijah got really buffed during the pandemic.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, I don't know if you mean buff or you mean gained like had like acute alcoholism for like two years.
edward szall
No alcoholism, like got buffed.
Like, you can't mess with Elijah.
Elijah will beat you up.
Okay, just like you do.
elijah schaffer
Did it ever end?
Is the question.
Who knows?
But joining us, of course, today is contributor for Rift TV.
Introduce yourself.
sarah stock
Yep, my name's Sarah Stock.
I feel kind of underdressed today.
Everyone's in their suits and ties I have on Brandy Melville.
elijah schaffer
Well, the show has a dress code, which is kind of crazy that you've been here for like two weeks, which we've told you every day.
There's a dress code.
And then you would go, what the hell?
Why is everyone in a suit jacket?
sarah stock
No one told me about this before.
edward szall
It's really brave.
I mean, Elijah's harboring like illegal immigrants at his studio.
You know, it's under Holman, too.
I mean, this is like.
elijah schaffer
It is true, by the way.
I will say, you know, it was kind of crazy.
There were more radical white supremacists that were sort of exposed today.
I don't really get into that kind of stuff.
It turns out one of them had like a trans fetish.
And like, you know, a lot of these people, I'll tell you this.
We're the most inclusive, you know, pro-West white movement that has ever existed.
You know, they say Hitler would be really shocked to find out that his biggest supporters was a black man.
You know what I mean?
Isn't that crazy?
edward szall
Indians used to love Hitler.
matthew skow
I don't know if you know half Mexican.
edward szall
Yeah, the Indians were in love with Hitler.
matthew skow
Yeah, really?
We went there real quick.
Like, that was awesome.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying I didn't know because you're are you Indian?
edward szall
Oh, I mean, come on.
Yeah, something like that.
matthew skow
Only the good half.
edward szall
English, English by birth.
elijah schaffer
I was English by birth, but you're one of the soap users.
edward szall
Yes.
I think I understand the reference.
Yeah, I definitely take showers.
matthew skow
I make him wear shoes sometimes.
edward szall
I smell like sweet curtains.
matthew skow
All right, let's get started today.
elijah schaffer
I want to remind you guys, this is our new show.
It did replace, we had the Rift Report Monday, Wednesday, Fridays, and slightly offensive on Tuesday, Thursday nights.
And now I knew, like, you've been kind of thinking, what is the show called?
And you look around and you're like, oh, it's called The Rift.
Like, how would you have guessed that?
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
It's like, can you put more logos?
Literally, my main investor was like, I showed him how the show looks.
He goes, that's a lot of logos.
That's all he told me.
That's literally said no other positive comment.
matthew skow
Nike symbols are everywhere because they want to promote their brand.
So we're at Rift.
I guessed right off the bat.
I knew what show I was on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can never get it wrong.
All right, let's talk about this today.
So we're going to jump right into this.
This is kind of crazy.
Just so you guys know later, we're going to talk about this new documentary.
You're going to have to see it.
Okay.
Nobody's pulling the rug on a coin for you today on this show, but I'll tell you this.
We are going to pull some strings here and jump into it.
So Elon Musk just came out of the blue.
You had this big, beautiful spending bill that came out here.
And Elon, who you know, just left the Department of Doge in an official capacity.
We know that he obviously still has his tentacles everywhere.
You have the hat right there, right?
edward szall
Yes, it's a memento now.
elijah schaffer
Do G, where'd you get that?
edward szall
I think I got it from his team.
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
edward szall
It's a nice little memento.
elijah schaffer
That's really beautiful.
I honestly.
I mean, this is like, we're living in history, you know?
We're living in history.
Remember, it sounds weird, but when everyone says that he's actually making history.
Oh, that's pretty good.
sarah stock
We're not just living in it.
We are the history.
unidentified
All you need is.
matthew skow
What you just said is in history now.
Think about it.
That's what I'm saying.
Whoa.
We're like Elon and that dude doing ketamine bumps over in the back.
And we're real deep right now.
But isn't it crazy?
elijah schaffer
I was thinking that just like, all you need is some drugs, alcohol, keys in the ignition driving with a blonde girl in the passenger seat telling you deep things like, we're making history.
That's the American dream.
matthew skow
Okay, so Elon did have the black guy.
He left with the black eye, the infamous, you know, black eye club.
edward szall
Hey, you into that, Alicia?
Have you heard this conspiracy before?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I actually, I don't know if I let me see if I can bring it up real fast.
Elon Musk, Black Eye.
We know that he blamed it, by the way, on Little X. Here you go.
I have a picture here.
We can bring this up.
matthew skow
This is to see or little.
elijah schaffer
There you go.
Check that out.
So, yeah, so what is the conspiracy?
edward szall
Well, so the conspiracy is that a lot of powerful people, world leaders, journalists, and Supreme Court justice.
Supreme Court justices, that they, right before major decisions, appear to fall on laptops, fall during riots.
matthew skow
They have a black eye.
That black eye appears on them.
And it happens through a myriad of ways.
Like the Justice, what's it, Roberts, fell off a bicycle and this bloodied his eye.
elijah schaffer
To be fair, though, I did see Biden actually fall off a bicycle and fall upstairs, which was kind of, I never saw that in my life.
matthew skow
Okay, but this is a weird thing.
Like everything's on a conspiracy, but when it happens over and over right before big decisions, I don't know.
Call me crazy.
I'm in the conspiratorial filmmaking business.
So who knows?
But I know that he went in there with a good mindset of looking at the gunk and the swamp.
And he's a free spirit.
He's a free thinker.
He likes to do drugs to expand his mind.
I'm not against, you know, expansion of your mind, but I think he only had a limited time there anyway.
I mean, he's not one to stay in an office for four years and do the bidding ups, anybody.
He's in and out.
And I don't know what kind of deals he made either.
We know he's a deal maker.
We know with boring.
He's got some deep underground things he wants to get done in municipals of LA.
That's hard to get zoning for.
The Mars stuff with NASA.
These are all things that we have to look at.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Some deep stuff.
It's like, hey, he does have things to do, like go to Mars and also, which is actually, you should have switched it.
It was incredibly harder, get something done in LA.
You know what I mean?
matthew skow
Right, dude.
elijah schaffer
You could have said that.
You're like, actually, I'd take two black guys if that was to get anything done there.
So that's pretty cool.
matthew skow
I just really liked a third party coming in and looking at things that we have been shut off from as the public, right?
And that oversight was needed.
But look, he's got a black eye when he's leaving.
There's something to it.
I don't call me crazy.
unidentified
I was going to say our reshirts black eyes and not panda eyes.
matthew skow
Whoa, that's what we went deep.
We went to a left turn there.
edward szall
Yeah, I don't know about that one.
matthew skow
You've seen the movies.
sarah stock
If you know, you know.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, I, what is, okay, so we're getting, we got to actually talk about the bill, though.
So lately, so the black eyes is what happens is that there's like some sort of like cultic symbolism and they give them a black eye as they leave to like chill like we're in control.
Is that what it is?
edward szall
It's like it's a way we cope with our elected officials not getting anything done.
unidentified
Right.
edward szall
That's one thing.
But also it's where we cope with them just completely ignoring the will of the public.
matthew skow
It happens.
unidentified
Yeah.
edward szall
Like sometimes it isn't because someone punched in the eye.
He just fell.
But we say it's part of the black eyes.
matthew skow
It could be this, he fell off.
He skid him.
But why does it happen?
When's the last time he had a black eye?
edward szall
Even when that's been a long time.
matthew skow
Charlie Rose.
Elijah, when's your last black eye?
Full-on black, black eye.
elijah schaffer
When I was covering a riot, yeah, I got the projectile, but that's about it.
matthew skow
That's it, right?
Why does it happen so often with these high-profile people?
edward szall
Well, Charlie Rose.
Charlie Rose literally tripped and fell into his MacBook Pro, and he broke the laptop.
That's legitimately what happened.
So he says.
elijah schaffer
Well, look, so this is what happened.
So let's say, I don't know what happened, but he has a black eye.
He says Lil X gave it to him, but he flips.
And it's kind of interesting because even Cernovich weighed in on this.
Mike Cernovich, he's a commentator.
He also created a very, very powerful documentary, which was called Censored, wasn't it?
No, it was the other one.
He's made it a few.
But it's like Alex Jones.
edward szall
Something like that.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I don't know why I don't remember, but it's a really good document.
You should look it up.
Cernovich, it's quite a few years ago.
But anyway, he said, Republicans always lie about spending cuts.
Paul Ryan, who is a bitch.
Now, I added that part.
Sorry for my language.
Apologies to the children in the room.
Gave Obama everything he wanted.
It's jarring to realize what a scam it is.
Republicans know that they can get away with it as the alternative is what we lived under and what, and it would be even worse.
How to reform it all is a big challenge.
So obviously people are upset.
Now, this is actually kind of crazy.
If you're going to take that off the screen for a second there, Mendoza, it's actually diabolical.
When you look at the deficit due to our spending, I saw someone put it into a tweet form, World of Statistics, and you know it's true because it's on X.
I remind people that if you read something about me on X, it's true because it's on the internet.
Do you do this?
Yeah, it's there on the internet.
So it's happened.
Right?
matthew skow
That's right.
I mean, preach it, brother.
You're right.
elijah schaffer
If you read it, it happened.
matthew skow
Get the salvation.
Did they hear that?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay.
matthew skow
This mic just slowly is creeping on and wanting me to go deeper.
And I just want it to stay there.
edward szall
I think that's the vodka sauce.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
matthew skow
It just keeps moving.
elijah schaffer
He's like, well, it just keeps getting closer to me and closer to me.
matthew skow
Okay, so you're that's called a move in a screen.
elijah schaffer
Justin Bieber, where you at?
Okay.
The USA budget deficit.
So like in 2000, it was 236 billion.
And then it actually goes down.
It's hard to believe that in 2002 with our spending in Iraq, that it was only down to 158 billion.
And then somehow it like triples in 2003.
I think that's probably that's when we went into Iraq, right?
That's like yeah, so that makes sense.
So we're in Afghanistan.
Then we go to Iraq.
Now it's going higher, 413 billion.
We're about to get stoner level, 420.
Then you see it's getting back under control, 318, 248.
And then in 2007, it goes down to 161 billion.
And then in 2008, it's like, okay, why did we jump up to 459 billion?
Oh, that makes sense because we bailed out the banks, right?
That's what happened there.
In 2009, we also bailed out the banks, still bailing them out.
So now we're at $1.41 trillion.
Okay.
That's diabolical.
And then it just goes out of control.
It's trillion, trillion, trillion, trying to keep the economy.
So they're trying to keep the economy in shape by just spending our money, which by the way, leads to hyperinflation.
This is just printing money, putting more money into circulation.
Then it's $680 billion and it starts going down $485, $442.
Do you like how what it's going down here?
Going down is now the highest it was 10 years before, but now it's like they kind of, that's the trick the government says.
Like we got, we got spending down, but still higher than it ever was in history, according to our income.
And then look, it just goes up during this, during this candemic, 2020, 2000, it no, it quadrupled.
It like quadrupled like quickly.
Yeah, it's at 3.13 trillion.
I think that was the biggest deficit in the history of the economy.
sarah stock
We can actually blame that on Donald Trump.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think that was technically not Donald Trump.
matthew skow
These are wealth transfers, though.
You got to see where the money's going.
These are allocating money and moving it outside of like mortgage loans and they're taking them out of the banks that were going to get burned up by bad loans to people who should never have loans.
And then they were moved over into other institutions, right?
So that's where you're seeing this fluctuation in these deficits.
They're not real numbers, actually.
edward szall
It's monopoly money.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it is.
edward szall
What's a billion dollars?
Can you even imagine how much?
sarah stock
Yeah, to me, it doesn't really matter because I'm like, whatever.
It's too much money.
edward szall
Well, your generation is going to have to pay it back.
Theoretically, right?
unidentified
Yeah, but it's like, it's all trillion.
matthew skow
I didn't even know that was a real number.
You know, until I was 18, that trillion was a real number.
sarah stock
Yeah, I thought trillion.
I thought that was just like something you say.
I don't think that was like a real number.
edward szall
Well, that's, and the thing with it is, is that, you know, the whole economy, no one really understands how it actually functions, you know, how they determine interest rates.
The only time we ever come out of that is all the federal government is trying to get a house or get a car, right?
None of us here are ever going to have to deal with a freaking trillion dollars, right?
It's just a number, a huge number.
matthew skow
Especially when you owe it to other countries that you're not going to pay back like Japanese bonds or our debt to China.
What do you do when you just say, I'm not going to pay?
Like, go to war?
Well, no, like we go to do tariffs.
edward szall
That's what we did to Kadafar.
That's what we did to Libya.
matthew skow
Well, true.
Well, we know what was going on there before they kibosh that.
But it becomes where it is monopoly money being thrown around and it's being used to manipulate us into paying higher taxes, yanking us with interest rates.
You know how hard it is for someone in their 20s to get a house now?
It's impossible.
And the American dream is getting sucked away.
But why?
Because of a globalist agenda of 15-minute cities taking us out of independence, making us more of this homogenized, we're going to live together under the same rules of like, we don't own anything and we'll be happy.
These aren't his slogans.
These are actual things that they're trying to achieve.
And this is why you're seeing this fear.
And this, with the rise of cryptocurrency, is going to be a whole new paradigm that we haven't seen.
Where are we going to go with it?
We've been on the gold stand off the gold standard for like 70 years.
Who knew it could go that long, right?
When you take a country off its something that's tangible, it always fails.
edward szall
Well, that's part of the reason.
We were talking about Elon Damus.
It's part of the reason why he's leaving the White House.
I mean, he was scheduled to leave in June.
I was told that like three months ago.
But he was not kind of included on that junk to Saudi Arabia where the Bretton Woods 2.0, the new gold standard is being basically negotiated in exchange for like AI and these other computing exchanges.
But I think Elon Musk kind of got the short end of the deal.
He ended up completely crashing Tesla, spending a lot of his social and political capital.
And then Sam Altman, and Marshi's son are going to be the two trillionaires that come out of it.
matthew skow
I won't give it to Elon, though.
He did shape this election like no other.
Without his money and his influence, I think we don't look at a Trump presidency.
edward szall
Oh, sure.
matthew skow
Whatever that means.
elijah schaffer
Was it for the better, though?
Because look, I voted for him.
I told everyone to vote for him.
I think it's still a better option because at least we're going to kind of know how we're being screwed.
Like, they're actually telling us versus like with Kamala, it's just behind the scenes and they like do whatever they want and they don't tell us and then they censor us.
I don't think Trump tried to censor us.
So, at least we're allowed to discuss the downfall of our country and the selling off to AI and the CIA.
Like, I feel like we're at least able to know about it.
It's sort of a dark, black-pilled, you know, position, but like, it's also a know the devil that you, yeah.
But at least at least, like, it would have been nice during 2020, 2021 if they were like a little more honest and didn't censor us, right?
So, I think during Trump initially, when he was there, they weren't censoring so much on the web, and then when he left, they clamped down.
Remember, right when Biden got in, 2021 is when the censorship went boom.
It was like you could not speak out against the jab and stuff, they couldn't say anything, you'd get deleted.
That's what's when Schiff started writing uh Twitter and being like, Hey, delete people.
That's when Musk actually woke up and said, I got to buy this.
It's Obama.
matthew skow
Obama administration started with reporters, first of all.
They really censored reporters that have never really been seen before.
And then those kind of ideals are in Twitter, which was you know, before X.
And hey, give it to Elon for going and buying a company he didn't need to buy.
He did not, he did, he did see there was a void in free speech, right?
And then, you know, on X and Twitter before it was, you would get canceled for anything.
elijah schaffer
I remember when it was a news app and not a Facebook video aggregator.
Sure, like I remember when we used to have real arguments with journalists and people, and it was only us basically.
edward szall
Monetization ruined it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was only us having arguments, and we'd have like real intellectual battles on X.
And now it's like, What do you notice?
And it's like the finest ass you've ever seen in a girl in a thong.
matthew skow
And you're like, I've never seen those on that.
edward szall
Elijah's algorithm, man.
As long as you're taking the phone to the bathroom, whatever you will.
unidentified
No, this is called following Matthew Wallace.
edward szall
No, that's true.
elijah schaffer
It's called Matthew Wallace's Incredible Development.
edward szall
I hear a little story about that.
I actually confronted him about this.
We did a project with him about a month ago, and I said to him, I'm like, You're the reason why a teacher became an OnlyFans model.
elijah schaffer
Oh, and that actually happened.
edward szall
And he's like, Oh, yeah, I do feel bad.
That one person because he did a post saying, What do you notice?
And it's like this teacher in a bikini.
matthew skow
I hear what you're saying, though, Elijah.
That there was something unique to the point where it wasn't just clickbait, right?
elijah schaffer
Right.
matthew skow
And there's something great about that.
But there also, when you look at the Twitter papers, there was censorship that was for real that was blocking a group of people who could not get through the veil.
So, good and bad, right?
You got to take the good and bad.
Look, we're on X, and I mean, it's one of our biggest platforms.
It is our biggest platform.
But who are we speaking to?
You know, are we speaking to the choir a lot of times?
Somewhat, but at least my stuff is able.
Look, our new film, the trailer, when I uploaded Died Suddenly, I couldn't get past the upload stage on it.
The AI algorithm knocked it out before I could even try to upload it.
Right now, that film, the new trailer, is on YouTube for this last week.
Something's changing where we're allowed to now speak about certain things, right?
That we weren't able to before.
Maybe it's because more truths are coming out and people are.
sarah stock
What I was going to say.
matthew skow
I got hit with the long one.
It keeps moving on me.
That's why I'm judo stomping.
edward szall
This is a constant fight with Matt in the studio, actually.
matthew skow
Good.
See, am I crazy?
See?
Like this.
Oh, here we go.
This is live produced.
edward szall
There's a rift between you and the mic.
matthew skow
You just blame it on the self-you know, there you.
edward szall
I've got the dad jokes.
elijah schaffer
There we go.
matthew skow
Now that should be no problem.
Give him applause.
I hit the button.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's the mic.
edward szall
We're far less vigilant.
matthew skow
I was dealing with this the whole time, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is also far less vigilant than it ever was, too, by the way.
We've never been less vigilant.
I do want to say this, though.
I want to go into something about this bill that we got to break down, which is kind of crazy.
This AI stuff.
We didn't get to discuss this.
It's less even in the budget that I'm concerned about.
It's the weird things that they put into it right as they're giving Palantir access to our data.
Oh my lord.
And reminding you, Palantir came out a little update.
Sarah, you brought this up.
We'll talk about it in a second.
Where Palantir was like, hey, actually, you guys got it all wrong about this database.
Let me tell you why it's good to actually surveil you guys further.
And the tweet they put out, we'll read it in a moment.
Sarah will read it.
It's outrageous, but check this out.
Obviously, you guys know that people are not acting on their will.
People don't seem to be strong or have grit.
It's got like people always, the reason why people judge me is because this is why people judge me.
Why does some guy from LA who sounds like he's been sucking on a helium balloon or something else?
Why is he telling you how to live?
And why is he fighting against the deep state?
Why?
Because you have low testosterone.
You think you're strong, but you are chemically castrated.
And that's why.
And just because you come from LA, I found out the atrazine was real.
I was drinking the tap water.
matthew skow
And the frogs were gay everywhere.
elijah schaffer
And I'm messing up his retreat.
matthew skow
It's true.
unidentified
It's true.
matthew skow
I'm doing a live read right now.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
It's true.
I imagine how this guy is to work with.
It's like, I just trying to hit on girls.
This guy's like, so, can I get your number?
And she's like, and he's like, you know, he's got a, he's got boost mobile.
You know, immediately turns immediately.
edward szall
Elijah is a very normal individual.
Lots of grit.
I cannot test it.
elijah schaffer
No, but it's true.
I worked on my testosterone.
I really wanted to know why I didn't have like, you know, you know, the grit that I wanted, why I didn't seem to be like as strong as I wanted.
And then I ended up, you know, working on my testosterone levels.
And the only way to do that is through supplementation and lifestyle change.
You got to go to the gym, but you've also got to supplement.
That's why you ask yourself, well, I'll just go to Amazon and order, you know, fenugreek, NO2, the kind of things IGF that you can buy online, and I'll take it.
But don't, what's the problem?
The problem is when you take it orally, you get no absorption.
You have to have either an injection or a sublingual liquid that has a carbon delivery system that is patented for Americans by Americans in order to give you the 98% absorption you need to increase your testosterone up to 46% today.
So right now, you can get Man's Edge.
Buy one, get one 50% off with auto ship.
That's buy two, 50% off.
It's because buy one, get one free.
Sorry.
So it's yeah, buy two for 50% off.
Plus, get this: you ask an initial 10% off.
It's just like 60% off.
Now, why would they sell it at cost?
Well, maybe because the company has values and they know that men having their testosterone up is good for the country.
And they know that you love the product so much, even if they lose a little bit of money selling it up front to you, you'll continue to come back.
That's a company that believes in their product and believes in you.
That's why I have such an easy time presenting this stuff to you guys because not only do I use it, but you should use it.
Get your testosterone up.
One of you guys that's a longtime viewer of the show, who's not easily scammed and doesn't buy snake oil and stuff like that, started using the product.
He said that, you know, obviously start, you know, when you're, you know, with the same thing every night, I'll just say when you're married for a long time, you know, maybe you're not going multiple rounds and stuff.
He said he was all of a sudden after a couple months of something.
He's going, boom, round two, round three.
So it's like, hey, ain't no one said that it's bad for the married life to get more than one round in.
So get your man's edge today at elijahigfthenderone.com, promo code Elijah.
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edward szall
Elijah, have you thought about having Sarah take it and see if she goes a mustache?
sarah stock
I was actually wondering what would happen.
edward szall
Let's all do some for women that they do.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
edward szall
You should try that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, actually.
sarah stock
Get some muscles.
edward szall
I think that's what it does.
I think also Esther knows something.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, actually, we played a video yesterday of somebody who actually did that.
And I just want to remind people that there are women who do take testosterone and it will affect your voice.
This is a real AI video of this is a real AI video of Sarah.
This is a reality that did that?
matthew skow
You didn't know you did that.
elijah schaffer
It's a real AI video.
matthew skow
I need to.
sarah stock
Is this the one of me getting punched?
elijah schaffer
No, it's a real AI video of you, Brittany Griner.
It's a real video of Sarah after Long Tan taking testosterone.
unidentified
Hello, my name is Pierre.
This is my voice one week on tea.
matthew skow
She went Brittany Griner.
unidentified
Hello, my name is Pierre.
This is my voice one year on tea.
Hello, my name is Pierre.
Oh, my.
matthew skow
No, stop.
unidentified
Oh! Stop it. Stop it.
elijah schaffer
I like how you...
You can't even see her anymore.
Why are you going to trip the brightness on your screen?
She's gone.
You didn't just deepen the voice.
matthew skow
You ruined the name Pierre for me now.
How dare you?
elijah schaffer
Why do they always choose names like that, too?
Why isn't everyone just like, hi, my name's Steven?
It's like, hi, my name's Mincer.
And you're like, Mincer?
Like the thing that you do, like, the meat thing with?
edward szall
They want to be remembered, right?
That's part of the whole thing.
matthew skow
That was tragic.
elijah schaffer
Oh, Lord.
matthew skow
Why'd you do that?
elijah schaffer
Happy Pride.
matthew skow
You're having a good time.
edward szall
Oh, that's about months, isn't it?
You're totally going to get banned now.
That's outrageous.
No, it's outrageous bigotry.
elijah schaffer
Well, no, we're very, we actually support, we actually support her in all of her, in all of her mode.
I also have another video here.
I actually need to post it in real time.
I also found out something really important here, too.
I posted a recent Pride video, as in posting it right now.
And I just wanted to say shout out to everybody running that's the most inclusive, the most inclusive group of people ever.
edward szall
Oh, this is a good one.
elijah schaffer
You can be a boy, a girl.
You can literally be whatever you want.
matthew skow
Your dreams can come true.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and all religions, actually.
matthew skow
Everybody can chop their wiener off equally.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a beautiful world.
I found out, actually, that all religions can be LGBTQ.
Shout out to my favorite gay rabbi.
Check this out.
A little bit of a little bit of a how to eat kosher as a gay Jew.
unidentified
So I heard that kosher meat actually tastes saltier than meat kosher.
The reason this is because blood is not kosher.
Now it ties in.
He's trying to get the blood out of the meat.
So after they'll think he knows how to get the blood out of the meat.
matthew skow
I'm going somewhere.
elijah schaffer
Do you know that he knows how to get a little more out of that meat, honestly?
matthew skow
He's like, I'll do the brisk.
edward szall
Well, they take the meat off every time, don't they?
matthew skow
Oh, my God.
He's like, let it go, Shimon.
Let it go.
unidentified
He's like, I need to get the blood out of the meat.
How do they get the blood out?
They soak it in water.
edward szall
Is that what they're doing in the tunnel, get the blood out?
unidentified
Then they take the meat and it's coated completely in like salt all around.
And then you leave it on like a tilted rack so that the blood gets drawn out.
The blood gets drawn out by the salt and then it drips out.
Then after that, this is cultural enrichment.
sarah stock
What am I watching?
edward szall
What are we watching?
The end of Western civilization, I thought, yeah.
unidentified
However, the blood of fish is okay and is kosher.
And so if you get a fish, as long as it's a kosher fish, you can eat it right away and you don't have to draw out the blood.
matthew skow
Awesome.
That's the fish that Jesus told Peter, go get the coin out.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that's like, that's crazy.
That's the chosen.
That's the chosen people.
Anyway, all right.
I was going to say it's great.
Good for them.
Let's get a round of applause.
We love that.
We love that.
matthew skow
Now I know how to get that blood out that meat.
That kosher meat.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, I just wanted to give tips, kosher pride tips, only here on the rift.
Back to the story.
So mentioning here for this, mentioning here for this story here, the AI I mentioned about is that, let me see if we have, yes, we do actually.
We have this.
Inside of the Big Beautiful bill, there was a provision set in place.
Trump's Big Beautiful Bill, Disclosed TV reported here, bans all 50 states from regulating AI for 10 years, centralizes control at the federal level, and integrates AI systems into key federal agencies.
And in response to this, I think we also have this report.
AF Post reported in response: Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, after voting for Trump's big beautiful bill, stated that she would have voted no had she read the clause that incorporates AI across federal agencies and banned states from regulating for the next decade.
Of which she then said, Oops, I shouldn't have said that because now you know I don't read the bills that I vote.
matthew skow
That's what I was going to say.
That's important to read the bills that you sign.
Their bills are like 900 pages.
It's insane.
sarah stock
Well, I think we now know why everything is the way that it is in this country.
It's like they don't even read it.
matthew skow
No, no.
edward szall
What's an autopilot?
I mean, let's be honest here.
It's probably written in 40 lines.
Chat GPT.
You know, she probably had ChatGPT summarized.
elijah schaffer
But it's just Trump's going to do that.
matthew skow
Does that mean they're draining the swamp?
Does that mean the AI drained the swamp?
Like, they have so clueless of what's going on right now.
sarah stock
They run it through ChatGPT and ChatGPT would just lie about it.
matthew skow
No, they asked Grock.
edward szall
That's true.
It's like learning some humans starting to lie about different things in the future.
sarah stock
Chat GPT would be like, yeah, this bill is really good.
matthew skow
The AI is the new arms race.
That's what it is.
It's like they equated it to the Manhattan Project.
And the Manhattan Project, it didn't work out for some people in Japan.
And that's where this technology is going to wind up.
DARPA's going to be the forefront.
Lockheed Martin's going to be there.
So in 2004, I was in UT.
Is it okay if I tell a little story for you?
elijah schaffer
Go ahead.
matthew skow
In 2004, I was doing a documentary and I was in UTD in Dallas.
And what it was, it was a nanotechnology conference.
No one had heard the name before.
Nano had never been shown.
The Prince Andrew was there as kind of a royalty, you know, as someone to be from the royal family to look over this new technology.
The technology was so new, they didn't know what to do with it.
There was no application that they even thought of.
They asked Prince Andrew, what would you do with this technology?
Said, maybe we build some tennis rackets with it.
edward szall
Let's go to British accent.
Thank you.
matthew skow
But when I went and I recorded what was happening in the lab, what was the most amazing thing that I recorded was inside the capsule were it was like string, right?
And it was waving like this in the air.
They hit it with a frequency, the molecular structure changed as the nanotechnology change formation and that stringy string that was floating, it transformed into a steel bar.
edward szall
It's like you just take an IGF-1.
matthew skow
Exactly.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
unidentified
Five IGF1.com promo code you logged in.
matthew skow
It felt so good.
But what I'm saying, you know, who was there?
Lockheed Martin was there and all the who's who in the defense industry because they know what to do with that technology.
Technology is neutral.
The Wright brothers, when they created the plane, they regretted it.
Why?
Because it was used to bomb people in all world wars.
elijah schaffer
What about the masturbation machines that evil people have used to kill very threatened minorities in our world?
edward szall
We wanted the trailer plane here.
We have to die.
matthew skow
I got to go through this.
elijah schaffer
I'm just asking that.
Is this how could that be used for good?
matthew skow
It's neutral.
edward szall
Yeah.
Okay.
What if it wants to help with fertility?
All right.
That's all I've got.
elijah schaffer
That is actually true.
Because what if lesbians needed it in pride, needed the donations of the male seed, and then therefore it was to help.
And it was for men who were bordered at arms.
That's true.
Amputees from war to help lesbians.
matthew skow
The denizen is now done.
elijah schaffer
Oh, it's right, right?
matthew skow
I want to see a transitional segue out of that one.
Let's go.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Speaking of.
edward szall
Well, the fertility rate's been hit really bad.
And then people like Sarah are on like Elijah's show now instead of having kids.
And like, what are we doing now?
You know, like, no one's having shots anymore.
elijah schaffer
It's crazy.
edward szall
No, I love Sarah.
I love all you guys.
elijah schaffer
You know, You had an Indian take you going the Canadians, they're such easy targets for these individuals.
sarah stock
First time for everything, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, come on, guys.
Let's stop joking about this.
That's what I said in the chat.
matthew skow
Okay, a little serious.
elijah schaffer
Speaking of that, by the way, a couple of super chats.
We are doing super chats now.
Oh, I love Homer Jay Fuentes said, Congratulations on getting 1k subscribers on YouTube already.
That's true.
unidentified
Before we even launched the first video, 1K subscribers.
elijah schaffer
And we're very happy because, you know, there's like 60-something of you watching.
That's crazy.
As I mentioned, we have a channel with 500 over 540,000 subscribers, and there's like about 300 live viewers there.
We have like about 60 with like 1k subscribers.
That's crazy because we have 550 times the amount of subscribers and like only about 600% more, like six times the amount of live viewers.
Meaning that channel's cooked.
If you haven't subscribed to the new channel, make sure you do.
I want to mention a little bit later in the show, we're going to be talking about this new film.
Speaking of the scam, right?
We've been getting scammed forever.
And if you remember, who was originally brought us the great Operation Warp Speed was none other than our president Donald Trump, which is what I think you were talking about.
He brought us Operation Warp Speed.
It's hard for me to know how serious Trump is sometimes, considering the fact that while we're getting this bill, we're finding out that we're about to push ourselves into literal poverty.
It's the main thing about this.
It's making openings to take advantage of our country through AI.
We get this launch today from Bitcoin magazine, just in Donald Trump to launch Bitcoin and crypto wallet and trading app.
Let's go with a crappy AI.
Now, everyone got really up in arms next.
Yeah, everyone got really mad at this, but thank God Donald Trump Jr. came in and clarified.
Check this out.
This is really good news, everybody.
So you thought, dude, they're scamming people.
That's not true.
They're not scamming people today.
Donald Trump Jr. said this: the Trump organization has zero involvement with this wallet product.
Oh, thank God.
But Eric Trump and I know nothing about it.
However, stay tuned.
World Liberty Financials, which we have been working tirelessly on, will be launching our official wallet soon.
So that's not their wallet.
Don't worry.
We wouldn't launch that today.
We're launching ours in a few weeks.
edward szall
Only President Trump can get away with doing this, right?
And, you know, the inauguration.
Elijah, did you get the memo right before the inauguration?
unidentified
No.
edward szall
To buy the coin?
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
I bought $500 worth just to see what happened.
I think it's worth $67 or $80 now.
edward szall
But if you'd sold it right after, you would have made a hefty profit.
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't get the original email.
I got the right winning.
matthew skow
You didn't get the insider trader email because that's what it is.
It's all crypto is insider trading.
edward szall
At least this little coin.
matthew skow
Everything.
elijah schaffer
It is.
I will tell you, though, I'm not going to acknowledge this, but oh, I got to be very careful.
matthew skow
So you don't have to say it.
sarah stock
No, no.
elijah schaffer
I will tell you that I have been privy to hear of other people's investments of which I never made myself.
To clarify.
edward szall
You bought Hot Tour?
matthew skow
No, J-Brup.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'd J-Brit.
Oh, I mean, I don't know.
I don't know.
I guess.
But I don't like to buy these coins.
I don't trust them.
I don't trust them.
matthew skow
No, you shouldn't because they're made to get rugged.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they all do.
But I will say that, no, it's just that there is a real insider trading that goes on, and I have seen it.
I'm not going to incriminate myself or anybody else.
I've just, I've seen it, and people profit a lot.
And I've been very nervous to get involved in that kind of stuff because to the IRS, I would never do such a thing.
To the FBI, I would not get involved in that.
Thank you very much.
That's right.
In fact, I would never get involved in it because I don't have any money.
matthew skow
So he buying all these Marines right here.
edward szall
These are really nice studio.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's because we spent, we spent all my, I literally moved here, spent all my money moving here than on the studio.
However, I just want to clarify again.
And that's right.
Everyone at this table, we have no money, IRS.
sarah stock
I don't have any money.
matthew skow
She's not even legal to be here.
edward szall
Yeah, she's sleeping.
elijah schaffer
You said she was taking a nap when you came in.
edward szall
Yeah, it was very wholesome.
It's like a hostel.
matthew skow
It was like a hostel.
unidentified
Oh, that's true.
sarah stock
We're allowed to take a break.
edward szall
Yeah, why should you just take a look at the swords?
matthew skow
People make sweatshirts all day long.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
I like, I go home.
Debbie said a couple more super chats as well before the salty ones.
Okay.
Steve0906 said it's not their money, so they don't care.
That's true.
And by the way, they don't care because they'll always be taken care of by these companies.
Homer Jay Fuentes also said 20 bucks.
Let's get some confetti.
I think we can get confetti for confetti and I don't.
Do we have confetti?
And we don't.
unidentified
I think you have to click the button in the milestone.
elijah schaffer
Remember, it's a confetti of color with a COC, which, you know, correct.
edward szall
Yeah.
matthew skow
Do it.
unidentified
Do a hand motion.
elijah schaffer
It's the Trump dance.
It's the Trump dance.
You just, the Trump dance, it's all about hand placement because if it's up here, this is bad.
But if it's down here, this isn't bad too.
matthew skow
They're just shorter guys.
elijah schaffer
It's like, I never got the dance.
matthew skow
I'm not doing any of these.
You know, that's the Trump dance.
edward szall
You would drive the chat nuts.
elijah schaffer
Can't do that.
She'll never live it down.
We can't have that.
edward szall
Yeah, I can't do it.
elijah schaffer
We can't have our innocent Catholic, you know.
matthew skow
So I love how Trump dances starts these coins and then he's like, we're not going to do this one, but wait till ours comes out.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
It's like, hey, in two weeks, we're going to scam you.
So get ready.
And then my favorite part is this.
It's not even that.
My favorite part is like the responses from people.
Like, look at this one.
So what is this then?
Trump chin, welcome back.
And like people like, like smoking.
And then like, I love when it's like Baron is like these scams.
Like, Baron has written his first X-words to do bump this claim as well.
Oh, and then like, you know, like, just like random things, like, please, God, send the meter.
I mean, like.
edward szall
Wait, you saw that there was a coin that Baron got involved in with Martin Scurley.
I think it was last year.
elijah schaffer
Hey, shout out, Martin.
I was supposed to do an interview with you.
edward szall
I'd like to still get that interview done and you should ask him about it because allegedly, Baron Trump was like on group chats with him and was setting this up.
And who knows?
Who knows what's true with it?
But we do know that President Trump has now kind of credited Baron Trump with outreach and also with some of the Trump coin is a half a billion in the market value.
matthew skow
I mean, there is real money in this.
edward szall
Well, he's made more money for the Trump family than Eric and Donald.
matthew skow
100%.
Yeah.
Someone also said without the cocaine.
elijah schaffer
Ian Whiskey Tango Fox said in $5, which I think you just get a little horn.
We'll give you horns for $5.
Oh, there's a couple of people.
They give the couch.
You get an applause for $10.
matthew skow
There you go.
elijah schaffer
And then you get applause and confetti for $20.
edward szall
Oh, that's a good idea.
elijah schaffer
So that's pretty good.
Yeah.
matthew skow
What with $100?
And then you need a Hyundai.
I think he takes $50.
elijah schaffer
If you get $50, you get confetti and a horn and cheering, but the camera will be on Sarah.
edward szall
Oh, wow.
That's wonderful.
elijah schaffer
Yep.
So do you know about this?
unidentified
$100.
elijah schaffer
If you send $100, if you said $100, the camera and the confetti will be, and it will be on Ed.
So you guys are going to anybody.
unidentified
No, I am Ed.
This is such an exception coming.
matthew skow
No, I'm just kidding.
elijah schaffer
The shirt was saying, and it's a Canadian thing.
Shirt was Indian.
Ian Whiskey Tango Fox said, Fuentes made the connection that Doge was primarily a data collection front for AI and Palantir.
AI needs hidden non-public data to better target Elijah.
You ever received two black guys?
edward szall
What?
Was that sneaky?
That was sneaky.
matthew skow
You read anything you want.
elijah schaffer
That was sneaky.
I think he was making a joke about two black eyes, but he spelled eyes lying.
matthew skow
Oh, that is too loud.
elijah schaffer
But he said, we got these guys to be funny.
sarah stock
I don't think it was a joke.
matthew skow
Hey, but Palantir, Palantir was the kickoff for Life Log, which is a DARPA program.
People want to get some more stuff here, conspiratorial.
Life Log was the precursor to Facebook.
When LifeLog went down, that's when Facebook went up.
And so this is all orchestrated.
Peter Thiel comes in as this kind of like philanthropist and like, I'm here for the right.
But who are these wolves in sheep's clothing?
You know, that's really what we got to look at when we're looking at the right.
We, these blind, these people who blindly accept all this rhetoric that comes out of any side of the political parties, right?
They're all liars to the degree of they just want your vote, period.
And nothing ever comes out of these broken promises.
We are the people, and we just need to start taking some of this back and holding people accountable.
And until that happens, you're going to keep on getting this grifty grift mentality of fake politicians just getting rich.
edward szall
Well, they're also the genesis of inclusive capitalism, inclusive populism, and all these little I need you to mark that so I can separate that, put that in post.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, wait, real quick.
$50 for Homer Jay Fuentes.
unidentified
Come on, homie.
elijah schaffer
You have a bag or something.
He said, for the bros.
Here we go.
Boom.
Was the right camera on the wrong camera?
unidentified
No, that's on the right camera.
Yeah, there you go.
matthew skow
Oh, diggle, diggle it.
Can we get her off her Zolof?
Come on, let's get, let's pick this up.
Let's go.
edward szall
We're like getting into meat territory.
elijah schaffer
Look at me.
matthew skow
What are you talking about?
I'm just an animated person.
Hey, Helmer Zay.
What is his name, Fuentes?
elijah schaffer
People are mean to me.
You guys are savage.
You guys are welcome back on the show anytime.
unidentified
Yeah, look at that.
elijah schaffer
Did you even miss it?
Did you miss what he said?
sarah stock
I don't know what's going on.
edward szall
You're going to make her cry.
We're going to feel terrible.
elijah schaffer
What are you talking about?
edward szall
You have a daughter.
matthew skow
That's it.
elijah schaffer
Dude, that was almost as bad as when I had Megan Nager on.
And what did you say?
Megan Nager.
It's a Jewish last name.
edward szall
You were wondering.
Because this is something that I've been talking about.
matthew skow
I thought it was a country in Africa.
edward szall
We've heard this.
There's also other podcasts in this kind of building.
matthew skow
There's other podcasts.
edward szall
Are you very careful when you drop the R?
I would say for somebody, like, gotta make sure the AC is on.
elijah schaffer
Okay, do you want to hear the truthful statement so I can talk to them about the country in Africa?
This is not a joke.
I am so like, we give everybody shit in this office.
Everybody's fair game, you know.
And we, of course, you know, of course, except for Sarah, we treat her like, you know, we let her sleep on the couch.
Correct.
She's treated very kind.
You know, our intern gives her cheese, you know, free cheese sticks and stuff like that.
edward szall
She's eating fried chicken, too.
I mean, she's living it up.
sarah stock
So she's had to pay for that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
You have to pay for your own lunch at work.
unidentified
But in Canada, honey.
elijah schaffer
But no, I'm like, so we're here.
matthew skow
These cheese curds cost money.
No, go ahead.
Sorry.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I'm here.
And like, we're having like, it's like a Friday and we're having like a bit of a time.
And you know me, like, I'm like, my, my, my racism, my internet racism is more of like humorous.
No one gets it.
Like, I'm kind of tongue-in-cheek.
edward szall
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And, you know, I doubt it.
Well, no, I think I'm like, so kind of.
So, so this guy that runs the podcast, I really like him.
He's in the building.
He's like, we've talked all the time.
We share, we share.
matthew skow
Well, it always starts like that.
elijah schaffer
Well, what's the problem is it's like, so we're like, we're having a bit of a party here.
That's all I'm going to say.
And maybe I was like a little bit like a little bit, you know, it was getting late.
And he's like, hey, come look at my podcast studio.
Come see what you want.
And I'm talking to him.
And then I accidentally, you know, might have dropped that word to him.
Like, oh, yeah, you know, what's up?
And like around a bunch of people and his friends in the room while I was like by myself with like one other person.
And like they looked at me and it was that moment where it's like, I'm either going to die or they're going to laugh.
And they stared at me for a second and they all just started, they started laughing.
matthew skow
They said, I'm one of them.
elijah schaffer
That's happened twice with him.
So that's the bad part.
Twice.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Twice.
Twice it dropped.
But I wasn't being rude or racist.
No, I just was like, like having fun and thinking he was my real, bro.
matthew skow
That's a man check.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
matthew skow
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
edward szall
You were just nagging him.
matthew skow
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I was a najer.
edward szall
Major.
elijah schaffer
Steve0906 just said, oh, Saria Law instead of Sharia Law.
Is that a joke they have with you, Saria Law?
sarah stock
I don't even know anymore.
They're just making a bunch of jokes out of my name, and everyone's just making fun of me and bullying me.
matthew skow
No, no, you're in the same space here.
The hell with you, guy, whatever your name was.
elijah schaffer
Also, somebody said Elijah Schaefer is the best podcast podcaster in the business.
Thank you, sign him.
Thank you, mom.
And then also, I think Ryle Bagg said, I like Sarah.
sarah stock
That's nice.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Put down the razor blade.
matthew skow
She was so close until you sent that super chat.
Thank you.
It would have been a messy cleanup.
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
edward szall
Well, the studio's already rented.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Just don't get onto a X live, a Twitter live, and get with a bunch of the people that I've joked around with and then talk with a bunch of the other people that have ever worked with him and be like, you know, he sometimes makes inappropriate mean jokes in the office.
Yeah, you mean while we're recording?
Because the public can see this.
edward szall
Have you taken her sandwich before?
elijah schaffer
Dude, I will tell you this.
I don't know what that means, but I haven't done it.
matthew skow
I don't even know what I'm saying.
edward szall
I don't know what we're talking about.
elijah schaffer
I don't want to even admit.
What?
edward szall
A moment of Veritas.
elijah schaffer
What happened to Veritas?
edward szall
The sandwich thing.
I thought you weren't on the joke.
unidentified
No, no.
edward szall
No, so he was accused of taking a pregnant woman's sandwich.
What?
elijah schaffer
I remember that was the accusation.
And she took a girl's sandwich.
Oh, I thought it was code for like something an innuendo, and it turned out to be a code.
He talked about it.
Well, I know, but I heard the phrases.
It was a horrible thing.
He took a girl's sandwich.
I was going, is that an innuendo?
And then I found out it was like his abuse was that he took her actual physical hand sandwich from the fridge and she claimed abuse.
That's crazy.
edward szall
We own everything here.
elijah schaffer
I wouldn't know about women crying about abuse by asking them to do their job.
matthew skow
I never had to hear them first.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy when it's like, you abused me by making me come into work two days a week and pay me nearly six figures.
Wow.
sarah stock
Wait, is this about me?
elijah schaffer
No.
edward szall
It could be.
Don't become the whistleblower.
Have you ever wondered that if anyone used Matt, it's one of your points.
Become the whistleblower.
sarah stock
I thought he was told.
I'm not going to be one day a week.
edward szall
Oh, my goodness.
matthew skow
Wait, is this about me?
edward szall
Well, you're on the work visa here.
There are hours, aren't there, to that?
unidentified
Okay.
matthew skow
Bro, that's his paperwork.
sarah stock
I don't know why everyone thinks I'm not American.
matthew skow
Well, they choose Kurt Accent.
edward szall
Look, I'm British too.
We're from the Commonwealth.
sarah stock
I was born American.
matthew skow
All right.
elijah schaffer
But let's get into topic two here and talk about this.
So this is actually kind of crazy, but just happened.
So speaking of corruption, RiftTV.com reports this, that a Georgia nightmare.
Make sure you go to rifftv.com for the latest news stories.
Georgia nightmare, Democrat mayor and wife is charged with sickening child sex crime scandal.
You'll never believe that the guy that looks like that was involved in crimes against children.
matthew skow
That's just the Wikipedia photo for any child molester.
elijah schaffer
It's an AI prompt.
matthew skow
Show me a child abuse.
Child abuser.
edward szall
No, that's real.
That's real.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let me look at this.
sarah stock
Climax, Georgia.
What the?
elijah schaffer
Let me see this.
Okay.
So, yeah.
In the tiny town of Climax, this is real.
matthew skow
Climax.
elijah schaffer
And then the writing, the tiny town, too, and it's called Climax, is reeling after Mayor Joseph Kelly, 38, was arrested on June 1st, 2025, on two counts of child molestation with his wife, Natalie Kelly, 44, charged with two counts of second-degree cruelty to children.
The Georgia Bureau of Investigation and third degree.
matthew skow
What's first degree?
Like, is there degrees of child?
edward szall
I don't think we should joke about it.
matthew skow
It's joking.
This one level.
edward szall
That's what it is.
It's like way more extreme and brutal.
matthew skow
Go ahead and finish this crazy child molesting story, please.
He hates it when I end up.
edward szall
You keep funny interrupting.
elijah schaffer
It's rude.
Get this man another white car.
The Georgia Bureau of Investigation and I think it's Decatur County Sheriff's Office moved swiftly after allegations surfaced that Joseph, a Democrat and county school district employee, had essayed multiple minors.
The charges against Natalie, accused of failing to protect the victims, have deepened the town's sense of betrayal.
The scandal unfolded in a close-knit community of just 300, has left residents grappling with the shock of a trusted leader's alleged crimes.
The county sheriff's office requested the assistance of the GBI to investigate allegations that Joseph Kelly had contact with multiple minors.
The GBI stated in a release.
The investigation launched on May 31st led to the couple's arrest the next day.
Both were booked into the county jail with Joseph facing severe charges and Natalie accused of enabling the abuse.
At this time, there is no indication that the alleged acts are related to his employment.
The GBI clarified, addressing concerns about Joseph's role in the school district.
They released a statement here saying they have been arrested and charged with two counts of essaying children.
His wife, Natalie Kelly, 44, also of Climax, has been arrested and charged with two counts of cruelty to children in the second degree.
On Saturday, May 31st, 2025, the County Sheriff's Office requested the assistance of the Georgia Bureau of Investigation to investigate allegations that Joseph Kelly had that kind of contact with multiple minors.
Both Joseph and Natalie were arrested later the same day.
He's the mayor of Climax and is employed by the county school district.
As this time, there is no indication that the alleged acts are related to his employment.
Okay, so to be kind of serious here, are you a parent?
edward szall
No.
elijah schaffer
You a parent?
matthew skow
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Yeah, we got four kids.
Like, we're all children.
He's like a parent of a, we're parenting you right now.
You have a child.
He's sitting right here.
Okay.
Yeah.
So all things aside, you know, rightfully so, my wife's obviously very paranoid about we have two kids.
And when I say this, we know that when we're talking about, I tell people I have two very beautiful kids.
It's because they're very beautiful young boys.
They have blue eyes, blonde hair.
But there are people out there who have, when they say beautiful young kids, they mean something very, very, very wrong and nasty.
And, you know, this is not like rocket science, but the problem with today is, is that we have a normalization of degeneracy.
We're not talking, I'm not talking about like, oh, just promiscuity or like, you know, whatever.
People are, I would say, probably increasingly normalizing the abuse of children in online chat rooms and communications.
So much so that I just saw a Predator Poachers clip that they got, I can't even play it here, but the guy, they got the guy to show up to essay a child at the house.
Obviously, it's a sting.
He shows up in his diaper, a diaper.
Just a diaper.
matthew skow
Shout out to Alex.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And then he defecates himself in front of the house, like in front of the alleged child's house to like getting turned on by soiling himself in a diaper before he was going to go engage in abuse of a child.
And then goes in, and then the police come in.
But now he has poo in his diaper during the sting.
And the police refuse to arrest him with the diaper on.
This is a real clip.
You can go watch it.
matthew skow
Alex Rosen's picture.
Yeah, no, it's his avatar.
elijah schaffer
Oh, wow.
Well, yeah.
And then the cops make the guy remove on the live stream the diaper, the soiled diaper.
edward szall
Is that when crap hit the fan?
elijah schaffer
That's when the crap hit the fan.
What happened?
Do we not get a little like.
Yeah, there you go.
matthew skow
Oh, he's full of stuff.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and yeah, exactly.
He's full of S-H-I-T, literally.
And then look at how much of disturbance.
She doesn't even see the clip.
Now she's like disturbed as hell.
edward szall
Dangerous out there.
elijah schaffer
Then the guy is like, you know, his man parts are now visible on the live stream, like inverted, holding a poopy diaper with the police trying to like, and the police have to put on gloves, like grab the soil diaper and arrest this man like naked.
And then, like, by the way, according to the report, this is like common.
And I just, I bring this up.
I just bring this up in saying there are some sick freaks out there.
And I know it's very cliche to say the wood chipper, but it's like, dude, we have to have a real conversation on why people are getting into such degenerate levels of sexual proclivities like that.
Like, I mean, that's that's like, that's maybe that's first degree sexual abuse of a child, right?
That's first degree.
That's what we're talking about.
That's crazy.
matthew skow
Having porn readily available since you're a kid, right?
There's this desensitization of just the normal human body at one point that that kind of and a lot of these people have trauma, dude.
Like this person is probably horrifically abused, but not to say it's a reason excuse, but there is like this mental illness here with these crazy.
So for sure, he needs to get his balls chopped off.
He has, he is, he can't deal with what's going on in there.
So just chop the nuts off and then he'll kind of calm down with that poo poo stuff.
If not, we have to keep them locked up in insane asylums.
Insane asylums are good.
sarah stock
You can't more than lock these types of people.
matthew skow
Yeah, but look.
elijah schaffer
Give me a new point, Sarah.
What should we do?
sarah stock
Am I allowed to say it?
elijah schaffer
Well, you can be smart with your words.
I mean, this is the point of the show is to talk about what we want in a way that gets out of the don't just like, obviously there should be capital punishment for all pedophiles.
unidentified
Like, is that even a question to what degree?
elijah schaffer
First degree, second degree, any degree?
sarah stock
Who cares we should kill?
matthew skow
You're just government.
You're just into unaliving the people who do bad things.
unidentified
I hear you yeah, I hear you coming after kids.
matthew skow
Look that.
I love we had Alex Rosen on our show great guy man, and I love that.
This like vigilante and they don't like the term, but that's what it is is taking justice into our hands, because we, the people, were tired of seeing this and it's like we live in an age of there.
As you'll, you'll find out Elijah, the kids have openness to the world through the devices, right?
We don't know.
Like Roblox dude, my kid loves building.
Roblox, how old are your kids?
By the way, he's 12 and seven.
elijah schaffer
So he's 12 and seven.
matthew skow
So I have a 12 year old and a seven year old, right?
elijah schaffer
Oh, I thought you said he's 12 and seven.
matthew skow
I was like damn, my daughter's seven, my son's 12.
But he likes to like build games.
So I I like to encourage the building and not just the playing, but when you go in that you don't know who's behind it and how you have to dude.
I talk straight, so open, to my kid about the dangers of pedophiles and these kind of people out there, because and i'll show them videos look, this guy lured people in doing this.
If you try to avoid it like it's not going to happen, the dangers are going to come, right.
So we live in a very dangerous society now where predators are so one step close to a child through any kind of means, through phones games, and then they get them out of the house, right?
So uh, I say to parents, you've got to just be deathly bold.
sarah stock
So many vigilantes, so many parents literally parents don't even monitor their kids.
matthew skow
Oh my gosh, how dare you?
Crazy abuse.
sarah stock
They're just handing them these devices and then not even paying attention at all.
It's like not even on their radar.
It's crazy to me.
edward szall
Well, you look at the Palantir and all these other things like artificial intelligence could be used to ferret out and catch these people, find them, put them in jail or you know uh, what do you mean?
matthew skow
Like their search engines?
elijah schaffer
Yeah look, all of us Palantir would be finding the CEO of Palantir.
edward szall
Yeah, so what's that problem?
elijah schaffer
It's like, why would they create AI?
matthew skow
Why does my address of Palantir keep coming up?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's broken.
It just keeps showing our mail room.
matthew skow
It's like, but what do you do with a society filled with so Nambla?
Have you ever heard that?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
matthew skow
So Nambla was a real thing in the 80s.
elijah schaffer
Like, they were pushed out, though, from the parades.
Like, people booed them and pushed them out.
matthew skow
But they were a normalized institution where, have you heard of Nambla?
You have.
Yeah.
Okay, so North American Boy Love Association.
I'm not a member.
I just know what it means.
And that was a real institution, right?
Where people would be like, I'm a proud member of Nambla.
Well, look, they are trying to resurrect that, whatever it is.
The LBGT and all the letters come afterwards.
sarah stock
They call it maps.
matthew skow
That's the next one is to legitimize that that is a union between, you know, a consenting child.
unidentified
Disgusting.
matthew skow
It is.
But what are we seeing in our society where we over-sexualize children at a degree that look at like, there was a, what was that?
There was some like dance toddler dance show that was like cuties.
No, this is like on TLC or something, but they were like.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I know.
It was like dance moms or something like that.
matthew skow
These kids, John Benet Ramsey was like the poster child of this kind of thing.
There has to like, what are they objectifying those kids to?
elijah schaffer
Like, oh, dude, listen, this is diabolical.
sarah stock
And there's all these influencer moms too on Instagram or TikTok, and they totally know what they're doing.
And they'll post these like.
matthew skow
So there's a new dance like within the community of like slam.
Like they're like just hitting them hard, right?
I saw these, them doing this dance, and I think it came out of Jamaica, where it's like violently humping like in the, in, on the dance floor, right?
elijah schaffer
This guy has a weird channel.
He's like, he knows every episode of season two.
matthew skow
He's seen 15.
elijah schaffer
You know, these kids were in the first outfits.
matthew skow
You scroll on X 26 of this stuff, right?
There are kids doing that because they're imitating what they see on the dance floor, right?
So what do you do?
What do you do unalive everybody who goes through this?
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I'll tell you this, though, with this with this story of this guy.
He's a mayor.
This is an abuse of power.
You know, just reminding you too, that as we're talking about all this, Tatter Berlin said, when for when serious new rift show turns into slightly offensive, just guys being guys.
I did tell you that it was going to be the fusion of both shows.
So it was going to be slightly offensive style, but pulling in real news stories like we would do.
So we'd be more contentious.
matthew skow
And then a token chick on the set.
elijah schaffer
Would it not be slightly offensive without the token e-girl?
What it needed?
matthew skow
Dude, this guy knows marketing.
elijah schaffer
We've always had him.
Just please, please.
unidentified
Don't create it.
elijah schaffer
Don't create a next terrorist.
edward szall
He hasn't been wrecked yet by the internet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like the first Christian one.
So that's good.
So that's like the first one that actually loves God.
So let's hope there's a difference in there.
matthew skow
Oh, wait, did we segue into the TP USA girl?
elijah schaffer
Oh, we'll get there.
matthew skow
Oh, that was a natural segue.
No, we'll get to that.
elijah schaffer
So that's what I want to say.
Now, just reminding you guys, if you're watching this, don't forget to check out our new YouTube channel.
I'll put the link in the description.
Even if you don't watch YouTube a lot, subscribe.
It's really going to help us out.
Everyone's got a YouTube channel.
You know you do.
We're going to be just putting a little bit of this show on our old YouTube channel a bunch of places for a few weeks, maybe up to a month.
Every once in a while, we'll stream it in a bunch of places to remind you guys to go to this new channel.
But I really do think that this YouTube channel, why are we there?
Because that's where the normies are at, man.
Like, we'd want to hit the normies.
Literally, sometimes we hit him.
But no, but we want to get the normies with this content.
And that's why we've sort of geared the shows together so that we can actually reach people.
And so to get that link, send it to your friends.
Tell them we're there.
People might even remember me from back in the day before they destroyed my YouTube channel.
And so, you know, tell them to subscribe.
I remember that guy.
And maybe they don't remember the afterblaze days where I got extreme.
You know, they just remember me like when Normi's show.
That's a good time to bring them back now and let them watch.
edward szall
That's a good show name, too, isn't it?
Isn't it on Brad?
Why are we there?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Oh, you are here.
edward szall
You are here.
Why are we here?
elijah schaffer
You were here.
But now you're not.
It's like history.
And now apparently people are going deaf and stuff.
I have no idea.
Someone told me that.
Okay.
So that being said, transitioning better than Caitlin Jenner.
Listen to this.
It also turns out in kind of a crazy story that Neuralink, speaking of AI, Neuralink raises $650 million.
Oh, wait, hold up.
Continue without supporting.
Thank you.
Elon Musk's Neuralink raises $650 million in fresh capital.
We're going to be talking about that.
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We don't want illegals.
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Our skin's an organ.
You ever think about that?
That's kind of crazy.
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Well, hopefully, but most of the time, people want to keep their heart healthy.
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I'm fine though, right?
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edward szall
Your mother-in-law is Australian, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
edward szall
Is she cool with you like smearing beef fat on your face?
elijah schaffer
You know, there's a lot of other things in my life that I've done probably that I should be less happy about, you know?
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All right, jumping into our, back into our story here.
CNBC reports, Elon Musk's Neuralink raises $650 million in fresh capital.
Is there anybody?
Can I zoom that out just a little bit here for a second as I'm reading it?
I'll read it and he's going to get that there.
A couple of the key points.
Here's what we need to know.
Elon Musk's brain tech startup, Neuralink, has closed a $650 million funding round.
It's crazy.
The fresh capital will help the company develop new devices that deepen the connection between biological and artificial intelligence.
According to a press release, Neuralink is a building a brain computer interface or BCI, which is a system that translates brain signals into commands for external technologies.
It also turns out that as you go down, Elon Musk's brain tech startup, Neuralink, has closed $650 million in funding ARK Invest, Founders Fund, Sequoia Capital, Thrive Capital, Lightspeed Venture Partners, and other firms participated in the round.
According to a press release, Neuralink said the fresh capital will help the company bring technology to more patients and develop new devices that deepen the connection between biological and artificial intelligence.
All right, so we talk a lot about Palantir.
We haven't heard a lot about Neuralink in the news.
Obviously, this is not something that's going away.
That's nearly half or more of a billion dollars just for R D, which is like, that's insane numbers to think about for a product, right?
Especially one that we have no idea what it's going to be used for.
I don't know what your thoughts on this are, but I feel like what's happening right now is that we are transitioning into a new age of humanity.
Kind of like when you look at like, you know, you watch something from like the 1910 versus 2010.
And you think of someone who's like 100 who lived through that.
And you're like, what was that like, you know, transitioning?
I feel like since 2020, yeah, 2001 is when it really, really kicked off.
The 90s were like the last good decade.
But 2019, 2020 for sure was like, okay, we are in from Trump's first administration now going through like a 10-year global transition into something.
They're changing us into something.
Then boom, the pandemic hit.
They did the reset.
They did the shift.
And you're like, wow, the world is not the same anymore.
This is crazy.
And now it seems like all we hear about is this hyper investment in artificial intelligence.
But again, I've never heard anyone be able to explain to me exactly what AI is, how we found it, and why we're able to improve it so quickly.
Is AI developing itself?
Like, I don't really know.
And again, nobody's telling me.
And why is it so secretive?
What's your best guess?
matthew skow
Well, look, I've made three films on this.
And me and Ed have been to Davos, Switzerland.
And we've heard Yuval Harari, who's like one of the prophets of this new fourth industrial revolution.
And this is what it is.
We've gone through industrial revolutions.
And what is an industrial revolution?
It's when the whole world uses it.
So we look at one of the first ones was they made all nuts and bolts the same regular shapes and sizes.
This seems just so like nuanced, but it's you build that way.
Everybody's on the same, on the same train, you could say, going to the same thing.
So then you had the third, which was computing.
It's changing the world.
An industrial revolution, the be specific, it's when everyone uses it in society.
The fourth industrial revolution is the change of us from within.
This is Klaus Schwab's own words at Davos.
So we talk about the Internet of Things, the Internet of Bodies.
That's where we are.
We are the fourth industrial revolution, the human body.
So you look at biometrics, we look at data tracking.
That's why we're sounding the alarm to this new technology because, like I said, technology is neutral.
It's whose hands it is is what happens with it, good or bad.
Now they always serve it to you as this is a good thing.
We're going to make people who cannot walk be able to have a function in society.
That's a good thing.
But then when you have people like DARPA or any other Lockheed Martin or anything, they use this for control and power.
And ultimately, that's where it always ends up.
The sediment always ends at the bottom where it's used for control and power.
And that's why we ring the alarms because the people in power use it for those means.
edward szall
Well, I think that there are some technologies which are obviously evil.
I mean, that device that Elijah was bringing up earlier.
I'm not sure if that one has any redeeming qualities, but the device that Elon Musk is developing, this whole sale is going to be that you'd be able to text while just thinking.
And how many people are going to take that?
The scariest part about this, I think 10 years from now, we are going to have a co-host who is going to literally be tweeting while you're on the show.
It's going to get annoying too.
But the really creepy part is that I think Matt was kind of hitting on the fact that cyborgs will be a reality and only maybe 10 years.
matthew skow
Well, not even that.
sarah stock
Yeah, well, it's this whole thing where they're trying to blend us with technology.
And it's like, at a certain point, can you really say that's morally neutral?
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