April 23, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Jordan Peterson EMBARRASSES Himself On Rogan with PITIFUL Rant on “Extremism” | Slightly Offensive
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Jordan Peterson seems to be the next up in line to reprimand Joe Rogan for - not his views, but his GUEST’S views.. Following an embarrassing and condescending performance by Douglas Murray on the show recently. Supposedly, “extremism” is taking over the right wing - but we thought that we were simply presenting the best ideas in the “marketplace of ideas”?
Also.. Ye had some interesting revelations about his past recently - could it explain his behavior recently? We discuss more tonight..
All this and MORE tonight on NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE on RIFT TV!
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So basically what happened was Kanye West just dropped cousin where he opens up about being sexually abused as a child by a relative who is now behind bars for murder.
That's not what I thought.
I thought that he was saying that they were teenagers and that they were experimenting as children.
And this is not a really important fact, but I didn't get from that point that his cousin was older than him.
So it says that the, because people want to think the best of Kanye, but it says that he says that the cousin was six when they started, and it said that he was 14 when he stopped.
It doesn't specifically say from six to 14 they were sucking dicks.
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Well, I think, I think, I think, I think this was actually a real, I want to make jokes about this, but also this is like a good reminder to take care of yourself because money doesn't fix your problems and it can create more.
And it's like, if you're insecure, I mean, everyone in this room came out with their stories of when they used to suck their cousins' penises.
So that was a good, that was a good bonding day for all of us.
Well, okay, so let's, let's, let me just ask you this.
Let me just break this down because I don't think there's anything to think about this, but I could tell that he's, he's got a lot of insecurities and problems.
And I think at a certain point, you do stop giving like an F. You know, you do stop really caring what people think.
And I guess in some ways, I respect the hell out of someone.
If someone's using this as blackmail, which is that's what I heard, or like people have been trying to manipulate.
No, but I know people were constantly trying to say, you know, that he whatever happened.
And like, look, to be completely honest about this issue, it's like, if he's like sexually confused or something, because he was like, his mom's was what it looks like in the song that she had gay porn magazines and it found them and he got confused at a young age, like at six or whatever maybe it was it's like all right, I get that, but at the same time it's like I mean I, I don't know people, I don't know what people are gonna think about this, because it's like it isn't really a big deal anymore to be gay.
He says, I think this is different than being gay because it's like he got involved in some stuff as a kid, and it probably it's like if you get molested, like you're not, yeah, you're not gonna fuck with somebody who's like, oh, I struggle with same-sex attraction, and then it's like they're like, Yeah, I got molested.
It's like, well, that's not the same thing as being gay.
And I'm actually really excited because he's actually more talented than I thought.
And like when he kind of presented on doing like a basically our version of a Michael Knowles show, you know, come on up more of like a religious angled sort of like more actually conservative, right?
An actual conservative show about like morality, but that's like hardline right and not Zionist.
You know what I mean?
Like that's like legitimate for Catholics and like Orthodox and Christians and like kind of appealing to a Christian audience.
I thought that was really good because this show is like the worst example of this is not a Christian show at all.
And I encourage everyone to lie, manipulate, and gaslight your way through life.
Not so much here, but I was back when we lived where we lived before.
But, you know, and like, that was a good church.
It was Protestant.
Obviously, I come from a very different background.
So even I have to get used to the Protestant churches where it's like, where it's like the worshiping or the praising, whatever for the first, and everyone's doing all the theatrics and waving their hands and everything.
Because seriously, where I came from, everyone just had like a songbook and everyone just read in like a very monotone fashion.
So it wasn't so much production value, but it's a little different.
But I've actually never been to a Catholic church other than going to, what is it, St. St. Paul's in London.
I'm not going to say the name of the church I'm going to because I don't want anyone to go there.
But you should check it out because, Joey, you went there, right?
It's a great, it's a great.
It's a little bit reformed too.
So it's a little bit, I don't mean that like more modern, but like obviously it's very much reflective of Boca.
And it's really nice because it's like everyone's Jewish here.
So it's like, I want to meet Christians.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's really hard to meet Christians for the wives out here because the Jewish people aren't very kind when they find out that she's married to me.
It's not always a good thing.
Or is she married to me?
Is that even real?
So, no, no, but I'm going to say, like, I really think the church is a good place.
And I don't like the Protestant churches because everyone's like, they're so wishy-washy and liberal when you meet them.
But I was going to say, I honestly encourage people.
Joey went to it too, but I encourage people to check out.
If you want to know, you can always email me and I can tell you privately where I'm going to church because I just like, don't mind if some people go to church.
Well, and like, by the way, Nick has been like a yay fan.
Like, he's been an overt ye fan for years.
So it's, so it's really crazy that I came to the point where now they're like, and I tell him this all the time, I'm like, dude, I'll never get over the fact that like somehow these two disparate worlds are just completely like opposite sides of like music and like, you know, mainstream rap or whatever, and then right-wing, ultra-right conservative politics, like somehow linked up together.
But he's always been like a big Kanye fan.
So it kind of just came around that way.
It happened that way.
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So I feel like Ye's always been like white people's favorite black rapper.
It's hard with this conversation because obviously, obviously, people have their own opinions.
I'm just, well, I want to hear everyone's actual opinion.
My conclusion on this is good for him if this was something that was being used against him and he's been freed because he just owned it and just said, you know, said it publicly.
And I hope that's the case.
I hope he's not having a mental breakdown.
Hope there's something we don't know that was going on that he just sort of pushed that out.
But also, I think that the gas and whatever pills he's popping, which I know, because I've done a lot of drugs in my life too.
Whatever I noticed or noticed, you know what I'm talking about?
What he kind of, what I feel like is going on here is not like it's like, oh, he's having a meltdown.
He's lost it.
It's like, it seems like an unstable mind from like a drug addiction or something's going on where like you're just an imbalanced person and sort of just like manic.
It just seems like manic behavior, but I don't think it's like a diagnosed mental disorder or something.
It's like, I know he said he even admitted that he's kind of addicted to nitrous oxide.
Maybe I don't know people in the chat, but I think when you're like me and you've been publicly humiliated more times than I can count or like potentially essentially canceled intact, like I really don't care what people say about me anymore.
A big name person like put out this big attack on me the other day and like 10 people sent it to me and they're like, dude, this is going on right now.
And I was like, I was like, this is a nigga.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, I just wrote them back.
I haven't cared what these people thought about for a long time.
And it's like, I just don't, I don't care.
And I think there's a there's a freedom in that.
And I feel like that's why I can kind of do and say whatever I want.
The only restrictions I have now is that I'm running a network and I have to like think about my other hosts and people and like the way what I do reflects that on them.
Because to me, this is a clip that basically accurately is like how we find out what Hamas does.
You know, like when you did this Hamas crime generator, you know, where it's just like, like, you can think of anything.
They'll be like, you know, Hamas cuts the toes of Jewish babies off and plants them in seeds in the holes and then waters them with blood and grows ghost trees to make Qurans out of.
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But this is what I mean about, but you got to be really careful with Jewish people who, like, say they converted to Christianity, you know, because they tend to like, they tend to still be really weird about it.
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Okay, I thought that was, I thought it was real when you put it in the, you put that in here.
I thought I was, yeah, anyway, I thought that was real.
We think that we think about it from time to time.
And when it's probably just swipe up in the video to see a cat getting scared by the tinfoil, both of the woke left and the woke right are just virtue signaling and using dead kids to do it.
They don't really care.
It's just another political football shaped like a dead baby.
I couldn't give a fuck if you think if I'm a monster for typing this, typing out what you all been thinking.
Judging the reaction, I'm clearly over the target.
Also, also, don't confuse my racism with my anti-Semitism, okay?
You know what I mean?
Don't confuse the two.
Because now you're getting me thinking that more people I don't like around the world.
You know what I mean?
While I'm talking about you.
And obviously, I'm not talking about any anti-Semitism or racism because I don't have any of it in my heart.
In fact, we're going to be dedicating this show to celebrating black excellence and Jewish trauma.
So we have already, we went to the thrift store today and we have started recollecting shoes to put into our studio after the ones that we had to take out when we moved back into the Holocaust Memorial Museum office.
We realized it was a mistake.
So we're dedicating our almost serious studio next door to being a shoe room.
So when people walk in, they see how many shoes are there and think, wow, exactly 6 million Jews died during the Holocaust.
And then nothing else really matters.
Because as long as you think about that, and then we'll say, it gets even better.
Well, listen, it gets even better because you go, each of these shoes also represents a baby in Gaza being fucking decapitated and blown out.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, not only do we think about what happened to Jews dying and we cry, we all then laugh together at babies being decapitated in Gaza because why?
He wrote a whole post saying, with all due respect, Emily or anyone else talking, taking this position, your decision is not moral or virtuous as if it leads to the death of more children when Democrats fertilize abortion up to the birth.
It says the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Writing in Jesus instead of Trump and literally doing nothing.
You'll be the judge for that just harshly as if you just pulled out your fucking lever.
Lever.
So he's talking about like, I don't care if the children die, fuck the children, as long as they're in Palestine.
But abortion, everything else, it's like, how dare you?
It's like, how can you moral grandstand and say like the woke ride are bad people and stuff?
And you're just like celebrating dead babies.
The point is, is that I don't walk around being like, all the babies can die in Africa.
It's actually a very unfortunate thing that more of them aren't dying.
No, I'm kidding, though.
But it's actually a very unfortunate thing that people are suffering and dying around the world.
And it's not something that I really take pride in.
You know what I mean?
And, you know, I want all the blacks to be suffering and dying where they came from so they can all go back there and suffer together.
That's totally a joke.
I love them.
I love black people so much.
I'm about to spend a massive amount of money to ensure I'm not living near any of them because I want to make sure that more of them that they can live around each other since they're so great.
How would I want to ruin the black experience by removing any black people from being allowed to live around the other black people, right?
It's such a good experience.
Michael's telling me about this too.
Like, why would he want to live around black people when everyone knows that there's nothing different or bad about black people?
And if that's the case, our reparations is, guess what, blacks?
We'll let you all just live around each other and we'll just stay out of it.
You know what I mean?
Because we wouldn't want you to feel that the internalized racism.
Yeah, we'll give you a continent.
You can go there, actually.
There's a whole place.
There's a whole place.
But yeah, all you guys wanted to do was go to Rhodesia and South Africa, you know?
But I'd say like, that's like, I'm sorry, like, lower end for that area.
The houses are about 1.5 million, 1.2 million in the area.
And that's very expensive.
That's like a $4 or $5 million home here.
It's like Boca or something.
It's like, you know, I just, I just don't, I just, I have fatigue, man.
And people say, well, why aren't you sugarcoating it?
Well, first of all, I'm not black, so I don't coat everything as sugar.
So that's one thing.
But also, how do you make your Kool-Aid?
Yeah, but also, I just like, and I love people who say, like, dude, I don't hate all black people.
Like, it's like my point.
If you're a part of the black community, I know there's a lot of good conservatives and stuff, but like the tribalism they have and the way that even our right-wing people, Pregger U people, everything, were defending like Carmelo Anthony and stuff.
I'm pretty much just Austin Metcalf putting me over the, over the edge.
Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm over it.
I'm just, I'm over it.
I'm not, I'm not risking my life and my children's life.
And I'm on double guard and I've started carrying a gun around more places than I used to.
And I have a new gun in my car.
And I'm just kind of like, I'm just kind of like arming up and being prepared because I do think that, you know, I can't risk my family's life so that people don't think I'm racist.
You know what I mean?
I don't know.
It's just like my ancestors risked their lives to build this country.
And I'm going to care that somebody's going to call me a mean name.
It's only slightly different people doing the crime.
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That's the point.
That's the whole point of the show.
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
So we're talking about a small percentage of community.
But realistically, when we look at the crime statistics and the arrest per capita, y'all are almost doubling.
No, it's not the United States.
It's like forgery, like forgery or something.
It's per capita, not per capita.
And everything you just said is incorrect.
But we still have to judge those statistics.
Because they're trying to ask the question.
If it's 6 million people arrested, we're going to judge it on that.
We're not going to judge it with population.
That's how y'all like to do that shit.
No, we're going to believe from the city.
The United States doesn't have this perplexity for criminality.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe we're actually having this conversation.
Do you know what half of this is?
Yes, we are because this is how y'all get away.
This is out of the Jew and the white.
Great, great, great debate.
I'm sorry, but you're not intelligent enough to realize how unintelligent you are.
You're not intelligent enough.
You just not meet the stage and actually have the conversation.
And look, for somebody to come in and to say, we're not going to talk about per capita.
What we're going to talk about are these numbers, which are actually indicative of what we know in the mathematical community is per capita.
It's just embarrassing.
Like, I wish this was recorded.
I hope somebody recorded it.
Great debate.
You just utterly embarrassed yourself by demonstrating the very thing that I was suggesting around per capita and the inability to comprehend that issue just 15 minutes ago.
And not only could you not comprehend it from a mathematical standpoint, what does it mean?
What's the significance?
Why is it statistically valuable?
But you couldn't even pronounce the thing.
And it wasn't like you wanted to ask me a question.
You literally thought it was per capital.
I think you're.
So you're having a conversation on the internet with people listening and you're just putting your foot so squarely in your mouth that I'm over here chuckling.
And I almost feel bad for you because it's utterly embarrassing.
And it's not just embarrassing because you don't know.
I was like, no, but I was like, I was like, there was like, I was trying to be nice and explain that like, hey, you're just confused on the timeline here.
I haven't seen you in a very, very long time.
That's all I was like, that was the argument.
And then it turned into talking shit about me on the internet and then saying it doesn't matter in the end about the timeline.
And it was like, you know, you pretend to be a super moral person on the internet.
Well, I appreciate, I mean, I appreciate that because I wasn't fighting this guy.
I don't, I don't have anything against him.
And I wasn't, I wasn't upset with him or anything, but I just was just like, I was just like, it gave me a really big glimpse into the fact that like, yeah, there's a lot of issues in this community that it just gave me a glimpse.
That's all I'm gonna say.
I don't want to, I'm not gonna talk shit on anyone.
He's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
I have nothing bad to say about him.
But anyway, that's all to say.
But I will say, as we kind of close this out here, a little bit on kind of the end here.
I don't know.
That's what I'll say.
Mike, I'm trying to be nice here, but like, I feel like all my interactions with the black community in general, besides a few, are like generally negative in general, even when there are conservative people and everything like that, reminding you that half the shit that's been said about me on the internet was started by a gay black guy, you know?
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And so it's like, it's like, I started like a third of it.
I think that, you know, the black culture, what they've adopted and are glorifying has already destroyed.
So there's not much to lose in that scenario where you have the, you know, the Jewish where they're actually losing control that they've had on our country and many other countries and banking systems and movies.
And I can go more and more on, but Qatari, you still haven't paid me yet.
And going up, but I'm telling you, people just want to talk about random shit.
Like, no one wants to talk about the fucking news.
I swear.
It's just horrible.
We were reading the news today for a publication.
I won't even bring them into the show because of just this show's content.
But I'm a journalist at a publication and these guys produce the show as well.
But it's not related to the show.
Just want to clarify.
Nothing here is related.
It's very confusing to me.
I'm reading the stories and I'm like, who's interested?
Not that publication, but like, today I was thinking about the news.
Do you ever have those days where you wake up and you hear stuff?
Like, I don't care.
I don't give a fuck about any of this.
Like, oh, somebody's gay and retarded somewhere else and someone said this.
Like, why are we talking about this?
Sometimes I feel like the news itself is Jewish.
Like, I feel like the idea of news, of like, like knowing everyone's business and finding things out, like, not just like a, like a, you know, a newspaper or just like learning some, you know, some ideas of an update.
It's like, it's like the idea of like drama talking about things to me is like a Jewish idea.
And sometimes I feel like I'm perpetrating a Jewish system and I don't want to do that.
You know, I'm moving towards Chris, like back towards like real Christianity, right?
Not like fake stuff.
I'm like going towards that direction.
I'm trying to figure out a little bit who I am.
And I just don't know if like this like dichotomy of like back and forth of left versus right is really functional considering that they're both the problem.
I think a lot of people are just tired of all the bullshit stories that come out.
Just their little bit of excitement, I guess, in some sense, but not really.
And then it's like cheerleaders just echoing everything.
And it's not getting down to what people actually thinking, what people are actually facing.
So when you have a show like this where you speak unapologetically and you just go into speaking the truth and what's on your mind, I think people appreciate that a lot more.
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But I was wondering if they were going to allow smoking inside because it looked like it was like a, like a, because when they do all the wood, it usually means that they might allow smoking somewhere in there.
And like I said, if people are, you know, if people are around and watching, we'll just keep going.
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