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April 16, 2025 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Texas MURDERER Karmelo Anthony Gets $800K House with GOFUNDME MONEY? | Slightly Offensive

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elijah schaffer
It appears that Carmelo Anthony, the individual who murdered a white guy in Frisco, Texas, has been released.
You can go to the screen there.
Just a strapping, good-looking black guy with nothing to fear except for the fact that he stabbed a kid in the heart with a knife, which he brought to attract meat, which had banned knives, by the way.
He aggravated the situation, told the young man, why don't you try me and see what happens?
And like we all learn in self-defense class, when someone moves your backpack, the next step that you should take is stabbing them in the heart and making them bleed out in their brother's arms.
I did learn that actually at the local gun club.
It was the John Brown gun club from Antifa in Oregon, actually taught me that.
So I don't know if that's legal.
But unfortunately, like all good Americans, they raised money, right?
Over $400,000 for their family.
And as any parents of someone who they believe their son was victimized and wrongfully, you know, charged with murder, they did exactly what you would expect.
And they went ahead and they bought a new house, a Cadillac Escalade with the spinners on it.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit, you know what I mean?
Like, you got to get that.
And they also bought their son something that you would expect, not his freedom, but they bought him some new Jordans, some new kicks.
So, you know, like a typical American family, I mean, you know, all Americans, their goal for their families is to make sure their kids rot in jail while they have that spinners and shit.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
It is approximately 8:07 or 8:08 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
We have a great show for you today.
Tim Pools thinks that Carmelo Anthony is innocent.
I don't know if I agree with that.
Sam Hyde told Tim to capitalize his name if he ever tries to disrespect him again.
There's a lot of drama going on, but in the end, white people are getting killed.
Immigration is out of control.
We've got great stories for you.
Anyway, let's start the show.
unidentified
Get it?
elijah schaffer
Who needs bail when you can buy a house?
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Hell yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let's see what happens.
He can kill me actually now.
unidentified
He can actually kill me.
elijah schaffer
It gives him the right to shoot me.
michael hennessey
I'm going to be rich now.
elijah schaffer
He can buy a new house.
Man, I was trying to buy a house, and I'm like, get me one of them white boys.
Let me stab him in the heart because I'm trying to get me one of them houses.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Damn shit.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, shit and stuff.
unidentified
On my right, editor-in-chief of RiftTV.com.
elijah schaffer
He's excited to be here.
You know it.
He's always, always top quality conversations.
Earl Gray of Earl Gray.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Anyway, Earl Gray of Old Gray.
Actually, of the morning T. Welcome back to the show.
earl gray
Happy to be here.
Thanks for the intro.
Thanks for throwing me under the bus immediately.
elijah schaffer
It wasn't a bus.
I stabbed you in the heart.
It was the way I'm trying to raise.
I'm trying to raise money.
I'm trying to cause an online.
earl gray
Do we know what knife he used?
elijah schaffer
A sharp one.
earl gray
Okay.
elijah schaffer
No, I think so.
I know that the knife that he used, you are allowed to carry a knife that's like the size of your hand.
But on school property, when you're like a minor, apparently you're not allowed to carry weapons.
I'm just finding this out right now.
Apparently, public school, you're not allowed to bring guns to school or knives.
And so, well, because you might end up stabbing someone in the heart.
You know what I mean?
On the rare occasion.
Actually, my first day in public high school in LA, a kid got stabbed in the back of the neck and they had to shut down the school.
It was a gang, a gang thing.
So apparently, it turns out you want to guess his race.
I'll let you guess it.
He was a Carmelo Anthony.
You know what I mean?
So he was part of the, he was a football player.
earl gray
Part of the gang, huh?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he wasn't part of a gang.
No, but yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, it's a terrible story.
I don't know what your thoughts are on it, but it's very sad.
earl gray
Hey, it's it is terrible.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
All right, on my left, the uh host and the uh founder of Snowflake underscore news, Michael Hennessy here with his uh anti-football player deterrent.
You got one of these?
I heard that you were there football players walking around all the streets these days in the cities, and you ought to protect yourself because you never want a football player that's gonna refuse to move seats.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I got nervous that someone's gonna try to push me out of my seat and then uh get rich off stabbing me so and screaming we are Kangs now.
So I had to bring a little bit of protection today.
elijah schaffer
Hell yeah, it's like a condom, but for black people.
I mean, not black, sorry, football players.
I don't know why I said that, I should not have said that.
That was really racist.
You know, everyone knows that in this show, we stand against racism, which is, of course, why we implement DEI.
And so, uh, we, of course, have somebody here that is a victim.
He's a victim of rape, Joey, who edits videos.
He's been getting raped recently a lot in the studio, and so we pray for him.
Pray for Joey anyway.
Uh, Michael Mendoza of the Mendoza Report, mendoza report.com.
He's got a new update.
It's a patch firmware update.
You go to www.patchfirmware updates.mendoza.report.com.
And you actually get the full report.
It's the Epstein files released directly on his page.
Welcome back to the show, Michael Mendoza of the Mendoza Report.
We're so happy to have you here.
michael mendoza
Hello.
Well, that was really loud.
Hold on one second.
Let me turn myself down.
Hello.
I'm happy to be here.
MikeMendozaReport.com.
Let's get into it.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's just jump into it.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We've got a great story for you guys today.
And as we talk about this, this is kind of crazy.
So Carmelo Anthony was actually released from jail.
I don't know why that was there.
They actually raised nearly $500,000 for his legal defense and are now moving into a massive new home.
We have the pictures as well.
douglas murray
So that was true.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you're not.
earl gray
I'm not even joking.
michael hennessey
No, no, he's going into like his $800,000 home he's going into right now.
earl gray
So immediately after they raised the funds, they bought a new home.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
earl gray
That's true.
douglas murray
Correct.
earl gray
Yeah, that's really unbelievable.
michael hennessey
Could you imagine if it was the other way around?
I mean, it'd be summer of love all over again.
They would be burning down buildings.
They would be crazy in his riots in the street.
elijah schaffer
Put the picture up.
So actually.
michael hennessey
I guess this guy, this guy gets that nice house.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I actually, this looks exactly like my old house in Texas.
I literally lived in Frisco.
I lived.
This is down the street from where I lived.
I know this house, by the way.
I thought it was where I lived.
So they bought this house with the legal defense money.
They put a down payment on a very large home in Texas.
Here it is.
This is actually unironically a small house in Texas.
This is a normal-sized home.
If you ever want to live there, it's for 800 grand.
That's crazy.
You can get that house, right?
Five bedrooms.
Nice and big.
Every house in Texas is yellow and has this wood in it.
And then they took a picture in their new house without the furniture and they bought him a suit and they bought him new shoes.
This is not a joke.
Look, it gets even better.
earl gray
That's unbelievable.
elijah schaffer
And they put up pictures.
Look, free Carmelo.
This is like his mom, I think.
Stop with the fake narrative.
No absent father in this household.
Unlike the other family, and it's the mom with a picture of an escalade.
And they bought an escalate with large rounds.
michael mendoza
Okay, actually, I thought you were kidding about the escalate thing.
I thought that was a joke.
I thought that was real.
That's crazy.
That's crazy work.
That's crazy work.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I wasn't joking.
So she bought an escalade and they did the whole ribbon shit.
You know what I mean?
earl gray
They didn't even wait like a month or two months.
They did it like within the same week.
They bought a new house.
Yeah, immediately.
It's unbelievable.
unidentified
Wow.
earl gray
I'm really shocked about it.
elijah schaffer
See, and you thought I was throwing under the bus, but didn't realize it was throwing you under the escalate because the truth is, it's like I'm getting crunched up by the wheels.
Yeah, you didn't even know what was going on.
No one knew it, but I actually sat there for a second.
And what I think is crazy about this is he's actually going to need a lot of money for his defense fund.
Like, it's not like he won.
Like, I could understand if he got his charges dismissed, they raised 500K.
The respectful thing to do would be to give the money back to the donors.
But, you know, they're the parents of football players.
So what do you expect from this kid?
michael hennessey
And they need new kicks.
You can't take away from the shoes.
So it's justified.
Escalade.
They bought him shoes, though.
elijah schaffer
They literally said that.
And then we also bought him some like new Jordans.
This is not a joke.
earl gray
So they released.
They said that.
elijah schaffer
So they bought themselves a house and a car and they bought him new kicks.
By the way, I would remind you, he's currently under house arrest.
He's out on bond under house arrest under special permission to leave.
He has an ankle monitor on.
This guy's not in the clear.
By no means is he possibly going to be walking free.
earl gray
But they're already celebrating.
elijah schaffer
They've already spent his money from his legal defense.
earl gray
That's good.
I hope he wins.
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Mendoza.
Mendoza was telling me he actually agreed with this.
He was saying that, you know, Tim Pool's opinion about this being, you know, self-defense was not only the best opinion he's heard so far from Mendoza Report, but you just released recently that there's probably no better reaction from parents than to do this kind of stuff.
Like it's very Chicago.
You grew up in this culture.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
Well, not just that.
And then speaking of Tim Pool, we are actually next to him on the front page of rumble.com.
So shout out to them.
michael hennessey
Let's go.
michael mendoza
Shout out to them.
Shout out to Rumble.
elijah schaffer
Shout out to Rumble.
Yeah, Rumble's been very good to us.
You know, they've been not like a Carmelo Anthony.
You know what I mean?
They have not been.
They've been like a Carmelo Anthony's GoFundMe.
But here's the funniest trick about all this.
Here's how the blacks played us.
This is actually really good shit.
So you know how Give Send Go was always canceling during the BLM riots like anybody who was like wrongfully charged.
Let's say like, you know, I was in self-defense.
It was very clear, like the McCloskeys or Kyle Rittenhouse.
And then they try to raise money on Give Send Go.
Well, Give Sengo created this new policy to stop particularly white people, Republicans, from being able to raise money for their defense funds when they're being wrongfully targeted by weaponized judges.
So they created this policy, which started, you know, now that they're not in power, could be used against them.
So then what started during this time?
Give, send, go.
I'm sure you've heard of that, which is a Christian version or a right-wing version of the GoFundMe.
Yeah, GoFundMe.
No, the new ones, Give SendGo.
But GoFundMe is the left's version.
And so what happened was they started out with like, hey, we're going to help Christians and right-wingers raise money.
We've used it on the show.
They call you to pray with you and everything like that.
It's very, very Christian, and they don't really take any fees.
So Carmelo Anthony's family, knowing that you can't raise money on GoFundMe, the left-wing's version, started the campaign on Give, Send, Go, the Christian right-wing version of fundraising, and because they can't get canceled.
And now the problem is, is that even the platforms, like we didn't start this to raise money for like black agitators, but they have to stand on their principles.
And it's like ironic because not only did they use our platform that we used to kind of help Rittenhouse, but they actually successfully stopped themselves from getting canceled.
So they raised, and they raised more money than Austin Metcalf, from my understanding, than the victim's family.
earl gray
Do we know the total?
elijah schaffer
I think they raised like 300 or 400.
michael hennessey
It was over 400.
earl gray
He raised not 500.
michael hennessey
Yeah, 400 plus.
And the comments section is even more disgusting when you actually go ahead and read the comments where people, because when you gift, you can actually put a comment.
earl gray
Yeah.
michael hennessey
And they're just praising them and they think it's like the best thing, which is, it's ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
I got to say this.
michael hennessey
Wow.
elijah schaffer
I have less faith in the football community than ever, right?
I honestly always was a bit iffy.
You see a guy walking around in his full pads.
You know, he's got a helmet on.
He's like, you know, he just looks angry because that's what football players do.
And you're like, wow, I probably should treat these people like we're in a game because they live life like they're in a game, right?
The world is their GTA map.
And so I always see these people and realize we don't play by the same rules, you know?
But I got to hand it to these people.
Not only did they not play by the same rules, they played by our rules.
They raised half a million dollars, bought themselves a sick ass crib, bitch, and got themselves sick ass wheels.
So, yeah, exactly.
I ain't tripping nothing.
I'm feeling hood now.
unidentified
Murder.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Like, that's some crazy ass shit that they threw back in our faces.
And I just want to bring up the comparison between Kyle Rittenhouse.
A lot of people are saying that Carmelo Anthony is the left's, you know, or the black community is Kyle Rittenhouse, right?
I want to remind you that it's still believed in the black community that Kyle Rittenhouse went out and opened fire in a mass shooting against a bunch of black people.
Like, that's the common belief.
earl gray
That's what I thought.
Just blasting black people, shooting in the crowd, just randomly went out there.
I hate black people.
michael hennessey
It's not even true.
elijah schaffer
That's what they said, though.
michael hennessey
Yeah, you know?
Because, you know, you had Rittenhouse was actually trying to run away to get away, which you can see in the video.
He ended up shooting the pedophile guy that went to attack him, stuff like that.
This is a guy who just, I guess he was mad at a dispute about a seat.
And I guess if you get near him or touch him, then he's just going to stab you.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah.
I mean, and I mean, this is just for new viewers.
It's like I was there.
I saw this.
Rittenhouse was actually following the rules of self-defense, right?
Again, I was actually there and he was running this way.
He's running away from the people.
He's trying to get away.
And the guy grabbed the front of his AR.
He grabbed it to yank it from his arms and then he blew out his liver, which was kind of crazy to witness.
However, and then the other guy tried to pull out a firearm and tried to shoot him and he blew his bicep off.
earl gray
Was there also a guy trying to slam him with a skateboard?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he died.
earl gray
Oh, he died.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
He shot him in the chest.
I think he blew out his heart.
Getting shot point blank will actually blow up your bones.
It'll actually shatter them.
You ever seen that one reporter who shot an AR-15?
He's like, it was so loud.
It was so loud.
And it was a meaning, this guy blew them apart, but they were actually trying to murder him.
And even on the stand, when Grassroots and the guy who got his bicep blown off was on the stand, they admitted they were trying to kill him.
So it's like, that's kind of how he walked.
It was like, hey, it's self-defense because you shouldn't have admitted that on the...
Do you remember when his seat broke while he was being on track?
michael hennessey
No, I didn't see it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, his seat broke while he was on his Zoom meeting to get out of jail.
He fell down in the middle of his trial.
And I couldn't stop laughing.
However, I do want to say this.
Rainhouse shot two riders to save his life.
He was put on $2 million in bond, not reduced.
86 days in pre-trial detention.
Carl Mello Anthony brought a knife to a track meet, got insulted, killed someone.
Bond is reduced to 200K.
12 days in pre-trial jail buys new house.
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unidentified
I love them.
michael hennessey
The sheets, the pillows have been great.
I'm still waiting to get the slippers.
I guess Carmelo is going to have to get some new slippers when he heads into jail.
But yeah, I'm looking forward to getting the slippers.
But yeah, a lot more restful sleep.
The pillows are very plush, and the sheets are.
elijah schaffer
I can get you some slippers for free.
michael hennessey
Did you get the robe?
Let's go.
unidentified
I got the robe.
michael hennessey
You get the robe.
I got the robe.
I need the robe, too.
earl gray
Yeah.
Robe and slippers.
Dang.
michael hennessey
I got Qatar money.
Does that work?
elijah schaffer
Hey, real fast, Mike.
Can you go to the split?
And can you turn the air down?
I think it's turned off for a second.
That being said, it is kind of crazy.
Check this out.
So some of the comments on the Carmelo Anthony fundraiser were this.
Barbara said, when I was Carmelo's age, I think they spelt it wrong, right?
It's like, that's damn.
earl gray
I like how they put a space between the ends.
elijah schaffer
When I was age, I would have had to get up and not say a word.
God bless this young man.
They are saying that he is the Rosa Parks of modern day.
earl gray
I would have had to get up and not say a word.
elijah schaffer
Meaning, like most of us, when we're inconvenienced or feel like that someone's insulting us, black people are saying we're mad because we haven't been able to stab white people in the heart.
That's what she's saying.
Like he would have silently moved and that she's glad that blacks have made so much progress that we can start stabbing whites in the heart.
And that's what the comments were all saying.
Like, I'm glad whites are finally learning that, like, do you disrespect, you die.
And you kind of realize maybe what we saw in Zimbabwe, maybe what we're seeing in Johannesburg today, the South Africanization, as Will Tanner says, maybe that's a real problem going on here where, you know, blacks had their own water fountain 70 years ago.
So now they think they can do whatever they want.
earl gray
You know, it's like it bothers me that they say like to end it, they're like, God bless this young man.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring God into something like this.
unidentified
Wow.
michael hennessey
No, just murder somebody.
elijah schaffer
It's God bless you.
earl gray
Even if you thought it was sort of like a gray situation, it's like, really?
God bless this guy.
God bless us.
That's, yeah, I'm not happy with that.
elijah schaffer
I want to say this too, though, by the way.
earl gray
If you ask a question about bonds, so if they pay the 200K bonds, they only have to pay 10%.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
They're only K.
michael hennessey
Yeah, they're putting up 20K and he leaves, he leaves jail.
earl gray
And with a bond, do you have to, like, who gets that money?
And do you ever get it back?
elijah schaffer
Well, you have to be some collateral.
I think you'll have to have 10% liquid and then some collateral, but now they have an $800,000 house.
So now they have collateral.
But also on top of that, the funniest part about this is how dumb are Republicans.
Mendoza knows this.
Everyone's like, everyone was saying, oh, it was because it was a Democrat, a Democrat judge lowered the bond, right, from 1 million down to 250,000.
So they somehow lowered his bond so he could get out of jail.
And then everyone showed her, and she was, of course, a football player, a female football player, right?
She was a female football player.
earl gray
She was the mother of a football player.
elijah schaffer
She was the mother of a, she was a den mother.
What do they call it?
Dugout mother or something?
I don't know what it's called.
But then everyone's like, no, she was a Republican.
And I got to remind people, people, that tribalism, if you think tribalism is about Democrats, this is actually the joke we make every day of like, wow, why do they keep stabbing us in inner cities?
Because of Democrat policies.
People really think because this fat football player female was a Republican that her football team ties are not above her political party.
earl gray
Football trumps politics.
unidentified
Everyone knows that.
elijah schaffer
They say that like politics is like sports for ugly people.
But then what are sports?
Because sports are also sports for ugly people.
michael hennessey
That's true.
elijah schaffer
So that's unfortunate.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
No, it's just crazy.
And there was another case, too.
I forget, but they just recently had another guy who did a stabbing and they let him go.
I put it on my page.
I'll have to pull it up for us in a little bit.
unidentified
There's a lot of them.
elijah schaffer
I want to, you know, if you do the FTAs.
And he's like, another one.
michael hennessey
What are you trying to say here?
I thought Jasmine Crockett said that the white supremacy was the biggest thing.
elijah schaffer
I thought that was an STD.
You know what I mean?
michael hennessey
Jasmine Crockett thing.
Yeah.
I caught a Jasmine Crockett.
elijah schaffer
I got Jasmine in my Crockett.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
My Crockett feels Jasmine.
michael hennessey
It could be.
elijah schaffer
That's such a weird last name.
By the way, but this gets even better.
So, you know, when all of our favorite sports teams start combining, you know, when you have like the all-stars games?
earl gray
I think there's a new analogy, actually.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So there's an all-star game going on here.
Mendoza report actually just studied that the most liked team is the Bengals, the Bangladeshi, the Bengal.
earl gray
The Bengal Tigers.
elijah schaffer
The Bangladeshi Tigers, actually, is what they're called.
And so the Bangladeshi Tigers is a sports team.
And so obviously the family was feeling threatened.
And so a Frisco family, this is even funnier.
I've always talked about it from Frisco to become a sports team haven for Bangladeshi Tigers, right?
Very trashy.
They start smells.
It's what happens in the locker room, stays in the locker room or leaves Mumbai.
And what ends up happening is that they actually came out and said, we're going to rent our home to Carmelo Anthony and their family.
And these Bangladeshi Tiger sports fans came out and said, we're going to defend them and give them our home.
So while they're waiting to move into their new home, while it's going through the, what's that called?
When it's the homes in escrow, while the new homes in escrow, these beautiful Americans, like, you know what I mean?
With just top quality American traditional genetics, you know, look at that.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I know.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
michael hennessey
The other one I was talking about, they had a guy named Jawan Moore.
He kidnapped and raped two girls at gunpoint in Nashville, and they just lowered his bond to 300K.
So common theme going on.
elijah schaffer
Well, look, and that's what I was going to say is on a very good note.
That's just a very, very, very, very positive factor.
But you know what?
You want to hear something actually crazy.
So my dad's in town.
My dad lives in, I'm not going to say where he lives, but he lives in Texas.
And he's very innocent politically.
You know, he's very, very open.
He's a Zionist.
He's a typical, you know, typical guy of his age, right?
In his 60s.
And I respect him a lot.
And he's got his own worldviews.
But he was talking to me today innocently, and he lives a little bit in the rural, right?
In North Texas.
I didn't want to live there because it became an Indian colony.
And he goes, it's so crazy, Elijah.
I love when your parents talk to you.
unidentified
He's like, you know, there's housing tracks going up everywhere.
elijah schaffer
And I haven't met a single American who's moved into them.
And I said, like, who?
He goes, there's an entire track of homes and they're all Brazilians.
My neighbor moved in across the street.
He's a Muslim African.
unidentified
And he's trying to get, damn, explain to him how to get male.
elijah schaffer
And I'm going, the mission field was brought to me.
I go, that's one way to look at it, Dad.
That's one way to look at it.
Yeah, the mission field.
unidentified
Great.
elijah schaffer
And he goes, yeah.
And then a new restaurant was opening up.
And I was thinking, maybe it's a die in it.
It was a Venezuelan like taco shack.
And I didn't even know Venezuelans lived in the rural part of Texas.
And he was, I was like, you mean Americans?
Like, no white people?
He's like, well, I wasn't thinking about like that.
I was like, you mean like white people?
Like, you don't see any white people moving into rural Texas?
He's like, well, I mean, come to think of that, I really haven't seen, you know, really anything like that.
And I was going, yeah, that's the problem.
Is that I go, that's a problem, Dad.
You don't think that's weird that like not even any Europeans?
They're just bringing in like third world people to just like move into Texas.
Texas is an idea that hasn't existed for a very long time, unfortunately.
And it's not what you think it is.
Texas is like the number one immigration center and it is turning massively, massively purple, not because of Mexicans.
It's because of all these Indians that are moving.
It's like North Texas Frisco is a little bit like Melbourne or Sydney.
michael hennessey
Okay, right.
earl gray
They're all moving now.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, it's all there.
earl gray
Like they make it super.
elijah schaffer
It's H-1B Haven.
michael hennessey
And then you also had a lot of people who are fleeing the policies in California that hated California's policies, but didn't just continue to vote the same.
So they all rushed over to Texas as well.
earl gray
That is kind of a funny thing where it's like, I hate what this guy's doing, but I'm going to vote for his brother in the next day.
He's like, all right, dude.
What are you thinking?
michael hennessey
It's a different location.
You know, it's going to be a little different.
earl gray
Well, it's like, oh, next time it's going to be different.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
unidentified
It's like, ah, this time we really change things.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we'll really get to it.
I want to remind you, let's do some announcements at the end of the show.
We might notice a little bit of rebranding going on on the page, some things happening.
Typically, we say that for the end of the show.
So if you guys are into that boring stuff to find out what we're doing and kind of the crazy adventure, stick around because we'll talk about it towards the end where we're on that.
Anyway, let's switch to topics here.
I want to go into this anyways.
So let's talk a little bit about what happened over the weekend with the Douglas Murray-Dave Smith debate.
I thought this was a very interesting topic.
It sort of broke the internet.
And we'll talk about a new sports team, right?
This is a crazy sports team.
What was going on?
So Douglas Murray and Dave Smith, who are both individuals, or they're Passover observing individuals, right?
earl gray
I don't even want to get into this.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying yes, right?
earl gray
I think 50% of your statement is correct.
elijah schaffer
Isn't Douglas and Dave of the same heritage?
earl gray
I think Dave is more of whatever you said before.
And then Douglas is kind of an English guy.
His husband is sort of a Dave.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
Let me see.
I'm going to see early life section.
earl gray
Mike, am I wrong?
michael hennessey
Yeah, he has a husband, and I believe this.
unidentified
Oh, what did I say?
earl gray
Did I say wife?
unidentified
No, no, no.
michael hennessey
You said husband.
You know that right.
michael mendoza
No, you're right.
That was just for comedic effect.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
You did great, Mike.
michael mendoza
Yeah, thanks.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so he's not, he was not born to those people.
He's an English guy.
earl gray
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Yeah, but his husband is.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so he's not a Passover observant person.
michael hennessey
No, his husband's Ethiopian.
michael mendoza
Husband?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
All right.
All right.
Well, that's good.
By the way, he's a neoconservative, so he's better off.
He actually is Passover.
If you're a neocon, I would say you're probably in there.
But he wasn't born a Passover observer.
earl gray
Hey, whatever you want.
elijah schaffer
All right, I'm happy to know.
earl gray
I didn't want to get into this topic.
elijah schaffer
Well, his face was just his eyes were like loopy, looked dysgenic, I figured.
earl gray
That's just British, I think.
They've been on the island for a little bit too long.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
All right, so there was a debate between the two of them, and I kind of want to watch a couple clips of this because Douglas Murray, I want to look at his wins, right?
Because apparently everyone was saying he won.
And I feel like what would happen in this debate between Douglas and Dave on Joe is that we've gotten to a point to where Murray's side of the argument, you know, this pro-war neocon establishment side is so set on making sure Americans die in the Middle East and that we serve foreign interests that have no value to our country that you could literally, it's like the left running Kamala, like the establishment.
Like you could literally have Joe Biden in a basement.
He'll still get most of the votes because it's not really like you're fighting a person.
You're just fighting like a system and an idea.
And Douglas represents a system and an idea.
So like the system will say he won, even if he said nothing of value.
And it was a really weird statement he made that everyone was sharing.
And here's what he had to say.
This is like sort of like his winning moment to where he officially beat Dave and that we should continue to send bombs to Israel because this, check this out.
douglas murray
There are plenty.
Have you been to the crossing points?
unidentified
No.
douglas murray
When were you last there at all?
I've never been.
You've never been?
michael mendoza
Well, am I not allowed to talk about it now?
elijah schaffer
Have you ever been to Nazi Germany?
michael mendoza
Are you allowed to have feelings about them?
douglas murray
You can't time travel, but you can travel.
michael mendoza
Okay, but so what?
So what's the point?
douglas murray
No, okay.
I find that.
michael mendoza
Lots of people have been there and agree with me, and lots of people have been there and agree with you.
douglas murray
But if you're going to spend a year and a half talking about a place, you should at least do the courtesy of visiting it.
michael mendoza
All right.
douglas murray
I just think this is a non-argument.
You don't think?
unidentified
No, I think it's a non-argument.
douglas murray
But if you're an expert.
elijah schaffer
Would you have to go and touch the ground?
douglas murray
No, I think you have to see.
I think it's a good idea to see stuff, particularly if you spend a career talking about something.
Yes.
I have a journalistic rule of trying never to talk about a country, even in Parsi, unless I've at least been there.
Okay.
That's sort of normal.
It's a normal thing to do.
You're talking about, hang on, you're talking about crossing points.
And not only have you never been to a crossing point in either Egypt or in Israel, but you've never even been to the region.
unidentified
Okay.
douglas murray
Again, I think this is a non-argument.
No, no, no, no, it's not a non-argument.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it is.
douglas murray
It's not a non-argument if you're insisting that you're an expert of some kind, or not claiming you're an expert, but still talking about it, about the provisions going into Gaza or not, if you've never seen any of this going on.
So you're not amazing.
You can't speak about things that you've read about.
michael mendoza
You can only speak about things that you've seen with your own eyes.
douglas murray
You can talk about what you want, as you're proving.
But that is a different matter from spending an awfully long amount of time talking about an issue in a region you haven't even had the courtesy to visit whilst developing all of these views about it.
I mean, now I slightly get an idea of where you're coming from.
You've read about this blockade, and so you imagine that that's what it is.
I imagine you've read all the people who say that Gaza was a concentration camp.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so we'll be going to dissect some of these things.
I know there's a lot to be said here about this.
I want to get your take on that.
I feel like a lot of what Douglas was doing this debate from what I saw was sort of grandstanding and making it seem like he was, not that he was ever right, but that he was like more of an authoritative source than Dave.
And it was all like, well, you've never been there.
So how could you know anything?
But the weirdest part about this is it's like, you know, our entire intelligence service, like half of our CIA and intelligence services have never been to the countries like these agents that they're spying on, that they're taking information from.
During like the Cold War, it's not like everyone was a spy and they were committing espionage behind the USSR, you know, iron curtain or iron wall.
People could study and learn and gather sources and take other first-hand accounts and come together, deduce, make policies.
Like you really do not have to be places to know about them.
And in some ways, going to places could be worse.
Would you say you would know more about North Korean politics by going to North Korea?
Probably not, because the experience you're going to get there is going to be propaganda.
That's actually going to even dilute further your ability to understand the country.
You're probably going to get a greater distortion of North Korean politics by visiting it than you would not visiting it and trying to understand it from the outside looking in.
But I'm saying, so it's like, this is a totally a non-argument.
And I feel like that's all Murray did the entire time was being like, look, I'm actually smarter than you and better than you.
And I'm a listen, you haven't traveled anywhere.
My left eye has traveled more miles than you have this year.
Like going and orbiting.
Yeah.
Have you seen it?
It's crazy.
unidentified
But I have a soft spot for people that have lazy eyes.
earl gray
I used to have a crush on a girl that had a lazy eye and it just stays with your heart now.
Messed me up.
elijah schaffer
He's okay if you had a crush on him.
He has a husband.
earl gray
Yeah, yeah.
He's into it.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, I just want to say that.
First of all, I think you're mischaracterizing the whole situation.
Let me play Devil's Advocate.
It's not that Douglas Murray was saying that he had never been there before, but it was that he had never been there.
He had never been there before.
He never had beans.
Which obviously, as a Brit, he's had a lot of beans specifically on toast.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm trying to get my dad to get it.
Like, why is it when the moment I'm trying to get a phone number, it's like, just doesn't work?
It's like not just like broken.
Do you have my dad's phone number?
Can you text the KRH thing?
michael mendoza
Okay, sure, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Can you just tell him to Joey's looking for him?
michael hennessey
He's pretty much just like, shut up, Goy.
You know, if you haven't been there, then you don't deserve to talk about it.
But the problem that we're running into is all of our money's going over there.
We've been wasting billions and billions of dollars to this country.
Sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, everybody's going over fighting their endless wars.
I mean, if you go through any of the wars that we've had in the Middle East, Iraq, everything else, it kind of leads back to the same place.
So if you're going to be wasting all our taxpayer money, if you're going to be involving us into your wars, then we have something to say about it.
Just the simple fact you haven't visited.
earl gray
Do you think he knows?
Because I think he's aware, like 100% aware of what he's doing and the tactics he's taking.
Because do you think he's aware of that as well?
Because it's so obvious.
michael hennessey
Oh, he knows how he's trying to line it up.
He's trying to line it up that way to make Dave seem like he's incompetent to actually speak on the topic.
But the whole thing isn't about visiting Israel.
The whole problem that we're having is the money that we're wasting towards them, the fact that our politicians have been infiltrated with them.
How many politicians am I seeing now that just have Israeli flags behind them?
You know, here in our in our own states, we had what Rick Scott had a huge Israeli flag.
elijah schaffer
Randy Fine, right here.
michael hennessey
Randy Fine.
Yeah, you had that other guy that was preaching about the kid dying, you know, and so they're incorporating us into their wars.
They're dragging us into them.
earl gray
So we agree, but he's not even arguing the points.
He's kind of like, I don't know, making personal observations and this and that to avoid the actual subject, which is interesting because he, of course, knows what he's doing.
And it seems like maybe he actually doesn't have a solid argument and he knows that.
So he has to be like, well, you've never been there because it's very reminiscent of the liberals when they say like, well, are you a gay black woman?
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
earl gray
Are you trans?
michael hennessey
Speak on it.
earl gray
What you don't know about our lived experience.
You know, it's exactly the same kind of rhetoric, right?
unidentified
But it's the same.
michael hennessey
That's what they're doing.
It's a safe approach because they know if they actually get into an all-out discussion where you're talking about the policies, the problems and everything we're running into, they're going to get cornered.
elijah schaffer
But the thing is, it's not that Patriot and James Lindsay agreed that this was one of the greatest moments.
unidentified
No, I'm saying.
elijah schaffer
So, you know, maybe we are.
No, but look, this is where you have to understand.
Like, back in 2004, Douglas Murray, you know, wrote a book about the progress of neoconservatism, right?
If you're new here or you're young.
These are the people who supported the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan.
These are the warmongers.
And he justified the Iraq war.
So when you look at these people, Mike, Murray is less of really a Zionist.
He's less of really anything as he is really a neocon.
Zionism is heavily linked to neoconservatism.
There's a huge push between the two.
Maybe they're inextricably linked.
Maybe they're the same thing.
It doesn't really matter.
Maybe neoconservatism is an American political arm of Zionist infiltration.
But I will say this: the point is, is that we watched in the last election under Kamala Harris that the neocons, including Miss Cheney there and Kissinger and the others, flip-flopping and going over the Democratic Party.
Neocons embedded themselves in the Republican Party and captured them because they were able to weaponize the Zionist, you know, anti-Muslim, you know, rhetoric to push us into these forever decades-long wars.
What they want is blood.
Now you have Nikki Haley, right, on our side who still remains true, pushing, saying we got to go to war with Iran.
We've got to go to war with Iran.
Yeah, yeah, she's literally signing missiles.
michael hennessey
That was Shapiro in Pennsylvania.
elijah schaffer
Governor Shapiro.
michael hennessey
Yeah, he was the one signing the missiles.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and I said, believe it or not, do you guys know this?
Because we read a story that people with the last name Shapiro often have bad ideas and are on the wrong side of history.
So they're signing missiles.
Sometimes they're signing the missiles.
Sometimes they're sending them.
All I was going to say is it is important to realize that what these people are doing is they have an overarching ideology and agenda.
They have a goal.
They've been very successful at implementing that.
And their goal is audience capture.
He doesn't care about a debate.
He doesn't care about this.
He wants you to feel like this.
I'm dumb for liking Dave.
I want to be in the in-group.
I want to be smart.
Are you an American?
Do you hate radical Islam?
Of course I hate radical Islam.
Then don't question what we're doing, buddy.
There's weapons of mass destruction.
And if you want to ask or answer questions, what's the deal?
You are a conspiracy theorist.
You're a 9-11 truther.
Shut the fuck up or go home.
So that's kind of what's going on.
earl gray
But you can't deny he's really good and he's a really good debater.
And that's why I say, like, I think he knows exactly what he's doing.
Maybe that's obvious.
Obviously, he's getting paid to say what he's saying.
michael mendoza
Would you say that he's a master debater?
earl gray
Thoughts?
Yeah, I would say that.
michael hennessey
There you go, Mike.
michael mendoza
Also, while we're at it, I also want to shout out really quickly.
Let me bring up my screen real quick here.
Sick of shitty gov for $1 says, I have this theory that we can turn the great Pacific garbage patch into a floating prison.
Thoughts?
We could send that inbred Brit to it.
A little harsh, but I also like how he appears to be drinking a jug of milk in his picture.
So shout out to you, Sick of ShittyGov.
Thanks for the $1 super chat.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Listen, guys.
michael hennessey
Super chats.
Don't pick on the lazy eye.
elijah schaffer
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michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to talk about this with the Murray stuff.
michael hennessey
One person who actually visited Israel not too long ago, we had a photo.
We released it on the show.
Mike, do you have your first photo on the computer?
michael mendoza
I do not actually.
I closed the tabs before.
I closed the tabs before.
michael hennessey
I see how it is, Mike.
earl gray
Yeah, it's a trick.
He's trying to humiliate you.
Don't.
There's Conan McGregor.
michael hennessey
I don't like people with lazy eyes, Earl.
Okay.
This is where this is going.
earl gray
I didn't even know he had a lazy eye.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
I actually have like, I have like 20 of those pictures saved.
He actually just put up a picture today.
How do you spell it?
Douglas Murray.
michael mendoza
Is that two S's?
Yeah.
Douglas, Doug Ass Murray.
elijah schaffer
Douglas.
No, Douglas Murray actually just put up a picture.
Look at this.
This is crazy.
Look at that.
Check that out.
earl gray
Where?
elijah schaffer
There's one eye is like, is like, it's like a.
earl gray
Oh, you're saying his eyes are crooked, not one's lazy.
elijah schaffer
No, yeah, one kind of stays up in here and the other one will move.
He's looking straight at the camera, but his eyes are at different levels.
earl gray
Oh, you're saying his face has shifted in.
It's off-scented.
elijah schaffer
No, because one of his eyes is like just stuck.
I don't know.
Maybe I don't know.
I don't understand British phenotypes.
They scare me.
earl gray
He just has a low eye.
Yeah.
I see what you're saying.
elijah schaffer
But I will say, I will say, for people that are saying that I am jealous of his success, it must be nice to be gay and just end up in hell, but at least you sold books.
You know what I mean?
But it's like, but it's like, hey, at least you sold books.
And that's sort of like an understanding of these people where it's like, I do know where this kind of life ends.
And I'm not jealous of a person who lives for nothing.
And I kind of understand this is he's an agnostic, right?
And he, and I also found out too, you know, he's supposed to be a geopolitical expert.
Talk about lived experiences.
He has an English degree.
earl gray
Yeah, but we don't need to.
We should have done that.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I'm saying, I'm saying, like, but like, there's no point to be like, and I'm a journalist.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
Mike's a journalist.
elijah schaffer
You're named after a plant.
It's a fast-growing tree.
No, I'm saying like, it's, it's weird that the hypocrisy when you're trying to pull out this, I'm smarter than you, I'm better than you.
I know more than you.
And then you have like an English degree.
It's like, it reminds me of a Bill Nye, who's like the science guy, but he has a degree in like mechanical engineering or whatever.
Like, he doesn't have a science degree.
So it's like, isn't that a good thing?
No one cares if you have an English degree.
You just want to share.
No one cares if comic Dave Smith is a comic.
But I also want to remind you guys to his defense.
Dave Smith has been a geopolitical commentator for like well over a deck, like 15 years.
He's not really a comic.
So everyone's saying he's a comic, and that disqualifies him.
It's like, well, sometimes comics are actually pretty brilliant.
earl gray
I was thinking maybe Douglas is just used to crushing liberals and defeating liberals.
That when he came up against somebody that actually kind of, you know, knew what they were talking about or had like a semi-good argument, that it was, you know, he had to like deflect by saying, like, well, what do you know?
You know what I mean?
Like, you haven't been there?
Like, so that's what I was thinking.
Maybe that he'd never come up against someone's rivalry.
michael hennessey
He's like stupid talking points.
So you have, okay, you've never been to the country.
And it's just like when Ben Shapiro came out and said we shouldn't talk about JFK because that happened too long ago.
earl gray
It happened 60 years ago.
michael hennessey
Why do you six years ago?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I want to switch topics.
Something kind of interesting here.
No, it's very interesting.
So obviously there was a first all-female space flight that went up.
Jeff Bezos sent a penis into outer space.
I don't know if you saw it.
It was a blue origin, as they call it.
Did you see it?
earl gray
The spaceship?
I didn't see it.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if I can, let me see if I can find the blue origin.
michael hennessey
And Katie Perry came and gave a speech saying that she's finally united the country by going to space.
earl gray
By standing in front of green screen floating around like this, I didn't even believe they went to space.
elijah schaffer
Well, look at this.
If it wasn't real, then you would expect it at least to be scientific and not a theatric performance.
Here they are joining the spacecraft.
Watch this.
This is very scientific and not like girly.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
Loading into the couch.
And the significance here of the bell, and I should note before I have you that each crew names themselves.
They have named themselves the six taking up space, and each one is ringing a bell.
And the significance of that is what Ariana is.
earl gray
That's the name they went with.
unidentified
This is one of our traditions.
All astronauts throughout history in various programs have had their traditions.
For us, we always want our astronauts.
elijah schaffer
The guys don't care.
michael hennessey
Bezos got excited, but the rest didn't give a damn.
elijah schaffer
I just thought like every part about this was so funny because it was all about, you know, breaking the limits of space, right?
It was about sending women into space, which honestly, sometimes when I'm in an argument with one, I want nothing more than the ability to just get them out of here.
michael hennessey
And don't say it's a space trip because if you say it's a space trip, that was sexist.
That's what Gail came out today.
Yeah, she said anybody said that we want a space trip.
We're just using sexist language.
elijah schaffer
Well, we're not calling.
michael hennessey
Yeah, because we're not calling masternights astronauts.
michael mendoza
Also, by the way, I mean, like, you know, I would like to take a moment to celebrate this moment.
I mean, personally, I think that it's amazing that Blair White made it to space.
earl gray
You know, I was going to make a comment like that, too.
michael mendoza
Yeah, going from a conservative influencer to being in space, it's just amazing.
earl gray
You know, I was just going to say the Bogunov brothers.
She looks exactly.
Am I saying that right?
michael mendoza
Bogunov, but yeah.
earl gray
Bogunov.
elijah schaffer
Lauren Sanchez.
earl gray
She looks exactly.
elijah schaffer
I thought Lauren Sanchez was transgender.
earl gray
Wow.
Hey.
elijah schaffer
Isn't that part of that whole thing?
They're always marrying transgenders.
michael hennessey
Well, she looks like it from if you're going with the Bridget McCrone or whatever her name is and all the other and Michael Obama's.
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't know that was a controversy.
I didn't know it was a joke.
I thought that was like a real thing.
michael hennessey
Like a man.
earl gray
I didn't hear that one.
michael hennessey
All I know is Zuckerberg got in trouble for staring that one time.
elijah schaffer
Oh, because Lauren Sanchez wore a bra, which most women do, but like just a bra to the inauguration.
Remember that?
She decided to wear her bra open and her boobs were out.
And it was kind of like a weird situation where the tech bros sort of have a different standard.
You know, they like to have orgies on yachts, which is, you know.
michael hennessey
And RFK looked like he was like sweating when he was like trying not to look.
He's just like sitting there looking straightforward because he didn't want to get caught.
elijah schaffer
Well, RFK's probably already hit, to be completely honest.
I don't know anyone.
He probably hasn't hit.
Yeah, yeah.
michael mendoza
Okay, but I already hit.
I thought the pussy was great.
earl gray
Don't disrespect him, please.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's just blackmailed by Israel.
unidentified
That's all.
elijah schaffer
All right, here's what Lauren Sanchez had to say.
Speaking of that, check this out.
unidentified
I'm like, I don't cry that often.
So I didn't expect to be this emotional, but it's also.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
I don't cry that often, said every girl when she's crying, but I didn't expect to be this emotional.
I did.
You had six women synced up in their astrological star signs going up to the stars.
And these are the most emotional women ever.
And there are some stoic women.
I've met Stoic women who are pretty emotionless.
Usually they were abused or something bad happened.
But these are attention whores, literally.
Emphasis on the whores.
And they're out there, and they're – I don't know if this helps women.
My whole point is backfired.
It's like women are like, if you want to put women as astronauts, don't make it about them being women.
This is that whole like, treat gay people like they're just one of you.
And then it's like, what do you mean you're mad?
They're swinging their penises around kids in parades.
And you're like, well, I wouldn't do that.
I don't think anyone like me should be doing that.
And then they want special privilege.
You put women in like hair and makeup.
You have the hair and makeup team for the space trip.
earl gray
They have that?
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
It looked like it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the hair and makeup for the trip.
earl gray
It's like, they also didn't make it look cool.
Like, it's kind of cringy, you know?
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
And it's like, you're going to do it with old women.
Like, give it your best shot.
Make it look really cool and badass.
But that was like just floating around with a flower in her hand.
elijah schaffer
It gets even better.
Listen to this.
unidentified
All the love that was in that capsule and all the um and all the heart and the feelings and all the things and like seeing Jeff before I left, but I just went like yeah, you know, job of the hot over here.
I had to come back.
I mean, we're getting married.
If I didn't come back, I would be that would be a bummer for me.
Only you, by the way, would say this to me.
You said, Jeff, if he, if you don't want to marry me, you don't have to send me to space.
You don't have to send me to space.
I'm like, I don't.
elijah schaffer
I love how it's like the love in there, the support, the emotions.
We were crying.
You were crying.
You're like, hey, this was supposed to be about badass women.
I feel like I should be a feminist PR person because if we were trying to market to men, feminism is cool.
This wasn't what I would do.
Because this just sounds like a bunch of chicks doing what they do together all the time, but just in outer space.
earl gray
Crying in space?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Talk about marriage, love, emotion.
And it's like, I don't know.
I just don't think that this was.
Listen to this.
Katie gave a speech when she came back to Earth 2.
This was posted by Drew H Live.
And watch this.
like, she holds up a flower.
michael hennessey
And then she kisses the ground.
I was in space for like 20 minutes.
michael mendoza
And that's actually not the dirtiest place she's ever put her mouth before.
elijah schaffer
She was with Russell Brand.
unidentified
Yeah, right.
michael mendoza
She was actually.
elijah schaffer
I know.
My favorite clip so far.
earl gray
How did they get them up there?
elijah schaffer
Well, they didn't get them to space.
They got them to the edge of the firmament, but they didn't get like they didn't get them.
earl gray
Oh, okay.
Then they parachuted it.
michael mendoza
I think what they said is that there was a Zara sale over 70% off, and then that was what got them up there.
earl gray
Yeah, like Zara.
elijah schaffer
Bloomingdale's is having 50% off Louis Vuitton bags.
But listen, my favorite part is they had a mic inside the landing capsule when it was beginning to land.
And listen to the girls inside.
This is like every, this is like when I go just five miles over the speed limit with my wife in the passenger seat.
This is what it sounds like in my car.
Listen.
unidentified
Parachutes deploy from the crew capsule.
Those are like the guide parachutes.
The drug parachutes.
Just free falling right there until those drugs came out.
And then next will be the main parachutes that get pulled out.
michael hennessey
So stunning, so brave.
unidentified
All three parachute cushions that will kick up the dust.
It's a very soft, soft landing, despite the sporty perception.
earl gray
I don't know.
It's kind of cute.
It's not just screaming and laughing.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up.
I'm not hating on women here.
What I'm saying is there's plenty of room for that on the show.
But my point was, was that this is a bad PR nightmare for feminism.
Because what did you think at the end?
It was cute.
I thought it was endearing too.
Like, part of why people hate women, I think it's cute.
They don't know.
Like, you want to help women.
You can build a little spacecraft.
Like, most of us just have a dream to waste $20,000 a year on, like, by the way, every girl I talk to once opened up a cafe, you know, that loses money.
And that's fine.
That's cute.
But if you're trying to get PR on a female, what you would do is be like, guys shouldn't watch it and go, that was so cute.
I love women.
You little cuties.
That shouldn't be your mind, plus a tranny.
You know what I mean?
That shouldn't be where your brain's at.
You know what I mean?
You just thought a transgender was cute.
earl gray
Yeah, I guess if they were trying to go for the badass, like breaking the glass ceiling, that's not really what was achieved.
But if it was kind of like, oh, we sent some women out of space, they were screaming, like a roller coaster, that's kind of cute.
It's like, all right, yeah, cool.
elijah schaffer
Yes, the takeaway.
earl gray
I got hate on that.
elijah schaffer
All the girls screaming.
michael hennessey
They're having a good time.
As you said, if they're trying to be like the badass, tough lady kind of thing, PR-wise, no, it didn't work.
But I mean, it's, they went up.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
It's just like, this guys literally, we're happy with nothing in our house.
Okay.
You should have seen, I was a minimalist, and now I can't even move in my house.
So much stuff purchased, but look at this.
This is like we guys will literally build a rocket just to get 15 minutes of freedom.
You know what I mean?
He was like, he got, he's like, just go to space for 15 minutes.
I don't know what he got up to.
I want to find out what Jeff Bezos was doing for 15 minutes.
Check this out.
This is them in space.
unidentified
Got it?
elijah schaffer
That was so funny.
unidentified
Take out space.
michael hennessey
You know, they practice that so many times.
unidentified
Why did you learn screen?
elijah schaffer
You think that's a green screen?
earl gray
Who knows?
They have acting.
They have six actors in space.
Come on.
unidentified
I don't know.
earl gray
I just don't believe it.
You should have Tom Hanks up there.
elijah schaffer
There's no little boy.
douglas murray
Oh, suicide.
elijah schaffer
Hey, Tom Hanks, there's a child up there.
michael hennessey
I don't see.
unidentified
Look at the moon.
That's amazing.
elijah schaffer
Why is she just identifying?
michael hennessey
Look at this chicken light.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
This is not the first time she's been in that position either.
That's crazy.
michael hennessey
I thought it was a blockbuster card for some reason.
earl gray
Can you imagine?
elijah schaffer
It's like they just like hold.
If I was up there, I'd be like holding up Van Man.
unidentified
Hey, you promo code aligned promo code.
earl gray
What's the butterfly?
elijah schaffer
I think it's like the aura or something.
michael mendoza
Oh, that's a pedophile symbol, actually.
elijah schaffer
I want to see her speech, though.
It was really fantastic.
Katy Perry gave a speech when she landed.
I don't know if we can find it.
It wasn't the part where she spoke.
michael mendoza
Do we have that?
Yeah.
It's got to be somewhere.
elijah schaffer
It wasn't in the list, but.
Oh, yeah.
Look, I said it was a penis.
Like, they launched women to space in a giant dildo.
Look at this.
Watch.
That's so good.
unidentified
Command and Dart.
Two, one, ignition.
Liftoff.
elijah schaffer
New Shepard has...
That's literally a by the way, they just got Blue Origin from the locker room of an average WNBA player because those girls are big.
You know what I mean?
They need.
That's just.
Can we zoom in on that?
That's, let me see.
That's crazy.
earl gray
Why the hell did they float up there?
I don't understand the engineering, I guess.
elijah schaffer
I don't think they engineer gravity.
earl gray
I also like how even the no, but do they shoot the pot off and then they're just floating around in the femme?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
I guess they shoot up in a rocket, then that part breaks off.
michael mendoza
It's called shooting a load, actually.
It's called, yeah.
You're welcome.
elijah schaffer
There's a lot of women in the room when we're doing the show.
michael mendoza
So it's, I always tell people this show is not for ladies, but very interesting, too, how the ground control was like even speaking in a sultry voice.
unidentified
She's like, five, four, three, two, one, black off.
michael mendoza
Okay, all right.
Why don't you tap the mic with your nails while you're at it, too?
elijah schaffer
Listen to this, though.
This is the best speech I've ever heard.
earl gray
Oh, my.
michael hennessey
Mike is fired up today.
elijah schaffer
Hey, why was there 69,000 bookmarks on that blast off?
That's crazy.
All the bookmarking.
But Katie Perry gave a speech.
Check this out.
I think this was to deflect from the fact that she was with Russell Brand.
Listen to what she had to say.
unidentified
It is the highest high, and it is surrender to the unknown, trust.
And this whole journey is not just about going to space.
It's the training.
It's the team.
It's the whole thing.
I couldn't recommend this experience more.
This is like up there with all the, you know, different tools that I've learned in my life from meditation to the Hoffman process.
This is up there because what you're doing is you're finding your life.
You're finding the love for yourself.
michael mendoza
Also, it's a whim hop.
unidentified
And then you're feeling in love with Daniel Hoffman.
I feel really connected to that strong divine feminine right now.
elijah schaffer
She said that the trip was the divine feminine.
And this is what I had to say for the girls.
I feel really bad for Kez, for my wife, and girls who are just trying to be women.
And I got to say, it's nice that we're not like a Muslim country.
Women are, well, they were safe to go out at night.
But then we invited new football teams into our country.
And now, you know, we have some problems.
unidentified
Got to have sports.
elijah schaffer
We got to have sports.
But, you know, as long as you're not asking anyone to move from the seat they're not supposed to be in, you're usually pretty safe.
Sam's actually being in Toronto.
Yeah, exactly.
But, you know, it's like you launched women in a penis.
Let's just summarize this.
You launch a bunch of actresses in a penis.
You have a girl moaning as it goes off.
It's just very weird.
It's very uncomfortable for all of us.
And then they talk about divine energy.
They bring butterflies.
You know, they scream.
And it's like, I feel like, why can't we just embrace feminine energy and just know, hey, look, girls that are, when our society has feminine women and masculine men, it's good.
And that's very cool.
If you have a bunch of masculine men coming together, I'm sure some women were involved, but like there's very few women in STEM, so probably not that many.
You go off into space and you put on a show for the girls and the girls love it and they're all giggly and laughing and talking about their feminine energy and their yoni eggs and whatever they're talking about.
To me, that's a great society.
That's cool, man.
Like the cool that we could do that.
But they have to make it, they have to try to spin the narrative that this was like a feminist, you know, launch into the future.
And I just don't even believe we've ever really been to outer space necessarily.
So I'm still questioning whether we ever went to the moon.
earl gray
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if we've went.
earl gray
I don't know why it was like this whole fan.
It's cool that you sent up six women, but it's like, why do you have to make it a whole feminist thing?
michael hennessey
Yeah, no.
In the way, it's just because the way society is now, they're trying to make everything exactly the same, or you got to be some girl boss, you know, instead of respecting the beauty of what women have and the strength that men have, you know, instead trying to incorporate it all together and you're a girl boss and you could do, you know, it's just, it's crazy.
earl gray
But there's plenty of female astronauts, right?
michael hennessey
Somebody said, no, they just had one that was just trapped in space.
elijah schaffer
Remember when they blew up the Challenger?
michael hennessey
Oh, the teachers?
elijah schaffer
I don't think they died, actually.
I think they're.
michael hennessey
There's always have the photos of them all.
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because it so happened that one of the guys who died had like a twin brother, you know, like it just like, and he's like still alive that we found out after.
michael hennessey
The one video I will say about space that I always found weird was the one where they said they destroyed the technology after they came back from the moon.
They're like, oh, we destroyed it, but we can't recreate it.
You know, like we can't recreate technology from the 60s.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, someone said that, yeah, Elijah, stop cosplaying Crowder.
I said, don't call me Crowder.
And they said, Mike is the gay Gerald.
unidentified
Sorry.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm the not gay Jared.
elijah schaffer
Not gay Gerald.
Gerald.
michael mendoza
No, no, Gerald's his dad.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's it.
You're the gay Gerald.
So, yeah.
So, and someone said, Mike and Elijah are notorious when it comes to winning CUMS.
Thank you.
All right, guys.
Thank you for all this.
Great.
Someone said, Lameo, Mike is gay, Gerald.
unidentified
Yeah, now that's the new thing.
elijah schaffer
He's Crowder's gay dad.
That's crazy.
earl gray
That's actually his dad, huh?
elijah schaffer
I like Gerald.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Actually, Gerald and I, we had some disagreements.
So here's kind of a funny thing.
I think Crowder and I are still cool.
Gerald, I was talking to him, and like, you know, right before they released the AIPAC video, you saw that where they were kind of saying, like, everyone's kind of shifting now.
earl gray
Was he wearing a dress?
elijah schaffer
No, not that one.
But like, you know how everyone has to shift a little bit to survive, right?
Sam Hyde put out a really interesting message here.
We're going to talk a little bit about SNL.
Sam Hyde's career.
I got to give a shout out for Sam Hyde for completely resurrecting and uncanceling himself.
That was a really quality move in the right direction.
But, you know, Sam said something here because this clip we'll watch from SNL.
He said, Charlie Kirk wrote this.
He said from the clip we're watching in a moment.
At this rate, I might watch SNL again.
The culture is shifting.
This is hilarious and promising.
First time in 15 years, I've seen the LGBT third rail be mocked on TV.
Watch.
And Sam said, No, man, they're just doing what's needed to survive.
Behind the scenes, the people who work on the shit will always be malicious little gay vipers who want to stick 50 needles in your kid and get you fired for breathing wrong, rotten through and through.
But I reminded Sam two things.
He didn't even write this tweet.
You're speaking to a social media ex-writer, probably a young girl or boy under 25.
I used to know the previous one with no real world experience.
It's about appealing to boomers to make it seem like we're changing the culture to lock in donations at galas.
I think that there's this, the right gets really tricked by people who just give them a little attention.
Like they want so badly to be accepted.
Everybody I know on the right, pretty much had a failed career in Hollywood or a failed comedy career, and then they come into the right.
Like think about when Roseanne Barr sort of came in to adopt the right.
It's when she got fired off her show for that ambient tweet, and all of a sudden she's a right-wing commentator.
Look at what's happening even with like Bill Maher or whatever.
I mean, what's his future career?
Now he's got to adopt and be like pro-Trump a little bit.
Everyone knows the culture's shifting.
Now that more than half the country voted for him in terms of the actual voting block, people know for the market share, this is our benefit.
I'm not complaining.
You've got to adopt a little bit, which is why we're even seeing mainstream advertisers approach us these days because people are realizing, look, it's actually becoming bad for the market share to not at least try to appeal a little bit to the right wing.
And so I think people think that the culture's shifting.
I just think that it's bad for business now not to be right wing, which is still a good thing.
But I still think, you know, long short, I don't think things are actually changing.
I think Sam Hai has a correct, you know, gauge here that the left is still evil, but they're smart and they're trying to survive.
That's what I think.
I think they're going to continue to survive.
So a lot of the right wing, I was going to say, I'm not going to accuse Crowder of this, but it's like, you know, when you have Ben Shapiro saying, yeah, you know, maybe we should defund Israel and Matt Walsh being like, I've always said that we should defund Israel.
unidentified
He has.
elijah schaffer
He's been consistent.
But that's Daily Wire saying you're allowed to say this because we're losing our market share.
We lost Brett Cooper.
We lost Candace Owens.
We need to make it look like we're a little more based.
And it's not about authenticity, I don't think.
It's about appealing to people for a lost share.
And I only say that because, you know, Gerald wrote me, I'm not, it wasn't personal, but he asked me, he's like, hey, what's up with this USS Liberty thing?
You know, and I thought that was a weird message to get from him.
And then I explained it to him in detail and he never responded.
I was like, I went really spurred.
I was like, let me tell you about the USS Liberty.
And then I never got a reply.
So I think that they are interested.
earl gray
He's screenshotting it and sending it to somebody.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, I'm nervous now because I feel like a lot of people are pretending to be based.
And I'm not accusing Gerald.
And I like them all.
I'm friends with them, but I don't know if it's authentic or they just need to get back the base, right?
That's all I'm wondering.
earl gray
That's a good point.
I agree.
elijah schaffer
Do you think that's true?
I mean, I don't know.
earl gray
I think they have to.
I mean, every creator has to evolve because it gets stagnant after a while.
And it's like the movement has shifted in a right sort of way and they have to change.
Like even Charlie Cook or all the mainstream guys have to shift.
I mean, I know it's going to be a lot for Ben Shapiro to shift, but it's like, I saw that as well, where he was like, maybe they should get off America's money.
You know what I mean?
That's actually a good idea for everyone.
It's like he knows it's a losing point.
It's lost.
michael hennessey
Well, it's like, as you said, they're losing fans.
They're losing money.
Just like you had Bill Maher just saying how he met Trump and he actually had a good time and stuff like that.
So it's just, that's all they're doing.
elijah schaffer
Well, this is what this is what's actually scary.
And I mean this because we're actually a terrible show.
Mike knows that.
We like, this whole show started because every show was bad and I believed in myself enough.
My dad used to tell me something when I was younger.
He used to say, I teached you everything I knew and I knew nothing, you know?
So it's kind of like that where I'm like, you know, I know how to make bad things.
I've been failing my entire life and pissing people off with my behavior.
So what if I just translated that and made a show that was just as bad?
And what's crazy is, it's like, we're a small show.
We don't have a lot of funding.
We have like 50,000 followers on Rumble now because we lost our YouTube channel.
And we're still getting about 100,000 views per episode.
Ben Shapiro is only averaging about 220 now, which means that Nick Fuentes is now averaging on a show on Rumble.
Nick Fuentes gets more views on his show than Ben Shapiro gets on YouTube.
And YouTube should be easy to get views.
Now, Ben Shapiro, of course, still dominates in the podcast downloads.
He's still one of the top 10 podcasts.
He's not going away.
But in terms of like, that's a reflection of youth, right?
Because a lot of teens aren't on podcasts.
Young people are not on YouTube engaging with Ben's content.
They notice that these guys are smart.
Okay.
These are very smart people and they have to do something about it.
So don't be surprised if all of your favorite commentators, they create a new gatekeeping where it's like, well, you can criticize AIPAC, you can criticize the funding, but anything further than that, they'll still X you out.
And they kind of try to set the new goalposts to what we can talk about.
The key thing is, is that they just want to make sure we're not allowed to get more market share, which is why I've noticed these people don't have me on their show anymore.
earl gray
Yeah.
Well, we saw that happen in real time with the H1B visas, right?
Didn't they do a complete 180?
michael hennessey
Yeah, they did a week.
earl gray
They were like, ah, yeah, actually, it's bad.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
Elon started changing it up a little bit after he went ahead and kicked everybody off and took away their check marks, you know, the freedom platform.
Yeah.
So.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I want to tell you this.
Okay, by the way, we've been talking a lot about the need for testosterone, guys.
And I'm going to tell you what.
There's literally only two ways that you can get your testosterone up.
It is actually through lifestyle change and through supplementation.
And unfortunately, there's a lot of pills and things that they say you can take, but it gets digested in your stomach.
It breaks down your stomach acid.
It doesn't actually help you.
There's only actual two delivery methods that you can use to boost your testosterone with supplementation.
And that's sublingual, something that absorbs under your tongue right direct to your blood, or you have to inject it intramuscularly into your ass.
And a lot of people do that, but a lot of people don't want to do that.
So if you want to actually change your lifestyle, I'm going to tell you guys right now, testosterone is at record lows due to diet exposure to environmental toxins.
I actually was shocked to find out that an average 18-year-old guy has lower grip strength than like a 60-year-old guy did in 1950.
And that's literally saying something, right?
People, I mean, except for the fact that it's crazy, I was finding out that the left hands of 18-year-olds are a lot stronger than the right hands.
Isn't that crazy?
michael hennessey
Yeah, just a little bit of extra activity.
Yeah, they said one hand is getting stronger these days.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so I don't know what that's about.
michael hennessey
They were grabbing their blue origin.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they had a blast off with Katy Perry.
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You've been using it as well.
So you know what it is.
You know how it is.
And you always say when your testosterone's been going up, you've been able to keep weight off.
Just your pump stays longer when you go to the gym.
And there's other side effects.
Doing obs start becoming sexy because they're curved.
michael hennessey
Absolutely.
unidentified
It's not a good thing.
michael hennessey
It's more of an urge.
But no, keeping the pump has been a big thing for me, too, because the past few days, the gym has been kind of closed for us, the one we've been going to.
elijah schaffer
It would have been closed for a week.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
And charges us an arm and a leg to be there.
But no, since I've been taking it, I have noticed a difference.
I've been on it now for I want to say about almost a month now.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
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And I'm going to say this.
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You might find out it's very low.
You might have free testosterone that was low.
My numbers were like 800, which is supposed to be good, but then my free testosterone was half that.
So even if you have testosterone, it might not be available to be used.
Isn't that shocking?
I had low free tea.
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So, but talking about this, I want to play this clip because gay people renting kids is a weird thing.
I think everyone's starting to realize that maybe the left has created a too far of a standard, right?
This idea of gay people renting wombs, right?
Started with adoption.
Can gay people adopt?
And now gay people are growing kids in other people's wombs and they're raising kids that they're like creating kids through in vitro fertilization through IVF.
They're doing in vivo fertilization.
They're literally sperm, you know, injecting sperm into women's vaginas and impregnating them.
Very weird stuff.
It's very questionable.
And I think the left is realizing that they need to draw the line because they're losing the public.
And so now they're making fun of gay people on SNL.
Check this clip out.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
Who's baby?
elijah schaffer
Wait, are we getting in trouble for playing this?
Like DMCA?
Keep it small.
Keep it small.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because SNL comes after everyone.
So check this out.
Excuse me?
unidentified
It's ours.
Wait, but how?
Okay, I'm sorry, but gay people can't have a baby.
Yeah, but like, where did it come from?
Excuse me.
Excuse me?
Wow.
michael hennessey
You are not allowed to talk like that.
unidentified
That is so invasive.
Okay, but like we were with you last night and you did not have a baby.
Yeah, and you guys said that after dinner you were going to go to a rave called Bulge Dungeon and now today you have a baby.
What we're asking is how did this happen?
Okay, I'm sorry.
Why is it when it's us an interrogation?
I don't ask you why you're poor.
I owed you $10,000.
I think we're just wondering who the mother is.
Hey, well, between the two of us, I'm more emotional and I like shopping, so me, I think.
michael hennessey
Yeah, but I mean, I have long hair and he is an alcoholic.
earl gray
So I guess it's like two moms, I guess.
unidentified
Guys, how did you get this baby?
Okay, we didn't pull it out of your vagina if that's what you're asking.
elijah schaffer
People think they can ask gay people anything.
It's not okay.
unidentified
Yeah, we don't ask you guys whose butt you use for anal.
Okay.
I mean, I guess what's confusing us is you never mentioned that you were having a baby, so this feels pretty sudden.
elijah schaffer
Uh, yeah, because it wasn't planned.
Sometimes it's an accident.
unidentified
How does a gay couple have a baby by accident?
What do you want us to say?
elijah schaffer
That we stole her?
unidentified
Did you?
michael mendoza
Well, we like to think of it as she stole us.
elijah schaffer
This joke wasn't accurate because it was a girl baby.
You know what I mean?
They never choose girl babies.
earl gray
Yeah, it's always boys for some reason.
Isn't that strange?
michael hennessey
That is, yeah.
earl gray
I think we got twins.
michael mendoza
I think our good friend, our good friend Hermes, went out and asked that a question.
Why is it always a boy that they adopt, actually?
elijah schaffer
Can I say, despite that interesting episode last time that had to be removed off the internet, I do think that's a genius thing to ask people like, hey, what's your favorite color?
And they're like, red.
By the way, next question.
Why do gay couples always adopt boys?
Do you know I read a real answer to this?
Like, someone answered this directly.
The Mendoza Report exposed it.
It was a Mendoza Report live.
But I want to hear your personal opinion because this is what the left says about it.
But I want to know what you think.
Why is it that it's always boys?
michael mendoza
Trying to find a right.
I'm trying to find it right now.
elijah schaffer
I'm trying to find a right now.
Why do you think it's always boys?
michael hennessey
No, I don't know.
It is strange that it happens that way.
Another thing I think is strange is also how the speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, he adopted a boy and they monitor each other's porn, but that's a whole nother.
elijah schaffer
His last name is Johnson.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
A lot of names.
elijah schaffer
He's the Blue Origin Johnson.
It's always a youth thing.
michael hennessey
I think Gates actually did the same thing.
I think he adopted a boy.
unidentified
Gates?
elijah schaffer
Matt Gates?
michael hennessey
I think so.
elijah schaffer
Matt Gates is cool, though.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
douglas murray
But he's not gay.
elijah schaffer
Matt Gates is married to a woman.
michael hennessey
I think he is.
But Johnson is worrisome.
To monitor your porn with your child.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
It's like, well, the only person I know that does sex, like has a weird sexual relationship is James Lindsay, who checks out women's asses with his gay daughter.
michael hennessey
That's true.
Or Shmooly, who sells dildos with his daughter.
elijah schaffer
That is true.
That is, I gotta say, I am still uncomfortable with that tweet from James Lindsay.
I feel really uncomfortable by it.
Why is it?
Okay.
Can you bring it up?
Yeah, yeah.
So James claims that I'm attacking his family because I bring up something that he tweeted publicly.
Like, that's not the same thing.
I don't believe you can't just go attack people's family.
Also, it's a grown adult woman.
Like, this isn't a kid.
This is a grown adult who, by the way, publicly said she had an OnlyFans and stuff.
Like, she wrote this stuff on the internet.
I don't believe in attacking people based on their private information, but if you voluntarily put something on the internet, it's fair game.
I also don't believe in bringing people's personal lives up if they didn't put it up.
So, like, if someone leaked their private conversation, like, I block people who do that, some who post people's personal life that they didn't leak.
I don't think that's ethical.
I don't think that's good.
But if someone put it up online, yeah, there it is.
Listen, let's go and read that.
Can you put that full screen?
Can you zoom in?
I don't know if you can zoom in.
Yeah, yeah, check that out.
Go ahead and read that for me here, Mr. Hennessy.
michael hennessey
I have a hard time seeing the TV for you.
elijah schaffer
You can read it.
michael hennessey
Oh, okay.
Perfect.
I voted for Clinton and was super proud to take my bisexual daughter with me on the occasion.
What now?
unidentified
Go down.
michael hennessey
We checked out chicks asses together.
Bonding.
Oh, bonding.
elijah schaffer
Is there more down there?
Is that it?
michael mendoza
No, that was it.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
That's creepy.
You could be bonding with your daughter over looking at girls' asses.
I mean, like, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Getting aroused over bonds with your daughter.
That seems weird.
Even if she's not a bad person.
michael hennessey
Look at that one, honey.
That one looks really nice.
elijah schaffer
She's also not a lesbian.
Like, she's still attracted to men.
So you having like a, she still gets aroused by men.
Like having a sexual experience with your kids to me is like, it's just uncomfortable.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't, I couldn't imagine.
Yes.
earl gray
Oh, that's, that's just what I assume they all do.
So I'm not surprised.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
It's like, I just, I couldn't imagine you fail your kid and they grow up bisexual and then you tell the audience that.
And then you're like, by the way, we have sexual experiences together.
To me, that's an odd situation.
michael hennessey
Is this the same guy they're having speak at church events?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, he's speaking at lots of church events, Calvary Chapel events and stuff too.
It's very weird.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah, that's that's crazy.
elijah schaffer
But that's that, that's the same thing I said, where it's like, if somebody like throws you a bone, right?
If the left throws you a bone, they want so badly to be accepted by these people.
They're like, look, even atheists accept us.
Why do you care if they accept you?
This guy should not be allowed in the event.
If you should allow someone who's curious about God, maybe to come to your event, it might be a good outreach.
But as the church, you know, why would you be inviting having someone take authority on a stage?
This is worse than having a woman take authority on a stage at a church conference.
I'm being serious.
An atheist?
earl gray
Yeah, no, I agree with what you're saying, but it's probably because they've been mocked and had their head hemmed in by everybody.
And then somebody gives them like the smallest compliment or agrees with them on the smallest issue.
And then they're immediate, you know what I mean?
Like, because everybody's off them.
So I can kind of understand that.
But, you know, you really shouldn't be inviting James Lindsay into your church.
michael hennessey
No, they're polluting the church.
Well, the modern church has been taking over.
You got James Lindsay going to these events.
You got big pride flags.
I was in Palm Harbor, Florida, and the church that they had.
This was before I came here.
They had a huge transgender flag just hanging right off the church.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael hennessey
So.
elijah schaffer
Well, that being said, I want to say, so what has the church been up to?
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
It's a good question.
There's some clips going around.
There's this account on Instagram called Pastors with Props.
And it's really a good account of just kind of like showing what's going on at Protestant mega churches, particularly in Texas.
And I found this clip and I put it up and I said, I said, but does your church have a Rolls-Royce on stage?
Here's his intro.
This is what's going on in mega churches.
I wonder why they're allowing atheists on stage.
Check this out.
unidentified
Even if you only drive it a couple of feet, there's nothing like a Rolls-Royce.
earl gray
Respect to that guy.
michael hennessey
Things gonna be like, all right, now, ladies and gentlemen, we're passing the communion plate around.
Make sure to give your 10% or more.
We take credit cards.
earl gray
Oh, I mean, respect for driving your car onto stage.
You're like, how much does it cost something like that?
elijah schaffer
About $550.
earl gray
$5.50.
You're driving on stage and be like, there's nothing like this.
And then giving a summon on, like, I don't know, who knows what?
michael hennessey
Praise the Lord.
earl gray
Yeah, Jesus loves you.
Yeah, that's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Well, I, yeah, and here's the thing.
Like, I don't want to be so like, I think sometimes some pastors get a lot of heat for being rich in terms of like, you know, Greg Laurie, for instance, I think is a good guy, and he's also a successful author.
So it's like they like, they like take a picture that he has like a $2,000 watch on, and the guy's worth like eight, $10 million.
And it's like, really, he's a successful author.
He's made all these programs outside of his church.
He doesn't even take a salary from my understanding.
He's just like a famous author.
Okay, if you just happen to be rich and a Christian, there's nothing against having wealth.
In fact, wealth can be a blessing from God.
It can be a curse as well because it can be very distracting.
But I do think there is a little bit of like a lack of reverence in terms of like, if you are wealthy and you are a pastor, it's one thing even owning a Rolls-Royce, but like driving it onto the stage, I feel like it just kind of detracts from God.
Like, why are we, yeah, I don't understand that one.
I feel like there's a line to be drawn here.
And I probably, this is kind of why I left the Protestant church.
I can't deal with this.
I can't deal with this anymore because my personal experience with Protestant churches, I've been to many, is that the majority of them today, the non-denominational ones, they're either this if they're big or they're trying to be this.
They're just on a lower budget and more dysfunctional.
They might have one laser, not 30, and then they still spend 20 minutes of the sermon giving anecdotes about their kids, and they're still trying to be cool and edgy, but it's not maybe this scale.
But there's a lot of like it becomes like a podcast.
Like, there's nothing about really, there's no reverence.
Half the study is just random conversation.
michael hennessey
It's more like a TED Talk for a lot of them.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
Hey, yeah.
They take notes from those speakers, you know, where they get the hooks and they do it the same way.
michael hennessey
This one's going to draw them in.
And I can understand somewhat of doing the like you said, you mentioned Calvary.
They kind of have like a little bit of a show that they put on with lights.
I mean, it is, well, too much overdone than what it should be.
elijah schaffer
I think Calvary's a lot less.
michael hennessey
But the good thing is, he's almost like a rave.
earl gray
I've been there, and this guy's doing backflips.
Yeah, yeah, spinning around doing all this.
michael hennessey
But I can see they're trying to draw in a younger crowd, trying to get them more excited about learning the word.
But once the word starts up, we don't want to be hearing TED Talks actually dive into the word, what Jesus had to say, and actual biblical matter versus, you know.
earl gray
I was losing my mind the other day because I got hit with the caterpillar analogy.
elijah schaffer
Someone was doing the caterpillar.
michael hennessey
Oh, doing the worm, you mean?
earl gray
Yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
No, I haven't heard the caterpillar one.
earl gray
The caterpillar turns into a butterfly.
michael hennessey
Oh, okay.
earl gray
That's like the message.
I don't know.
michael hennessey
And it shows up in a Rolls-Royce.
It just transforms.
earl gray
Yeah.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, okay, but there's more to this, though, by the way.
So there's actually a bunch.
So this is what's even crazier.
So there's, this gets crazy.
So, of course, this is in Fort Worth, Texas.
Here's another pastor coming in on the stage.
This is pretty remarkable.
Check this one out.
michael hennessey
Yeah, a roller coaster?
unidentified
What a rhyme.
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
I want to go around again.
He has a second entrance on a roller coaster.
Why is everyone clapping?
michael hennessey
I don't know.
It's terrible.
They're like, Pastor, we've brought in so much money.
We can bring this to the mission field and help so many people.
Could you imagine what we could do?
Bring wells to certain areas?
No, no, hold on.
Hear me out.
earl gray
We got to get the roller coaster.
michael hennessey
A roller coaster.
Okay, guys.
Roller coaster.
Just bear it with me.
elijah schaffer
But okay, so what's even better is you go, okay, so like, obviously, this is like, you know, maybe there's like a one-off church and there's like some weird things.
However, I want to give a shout out.
So I used to be a youth minister, right?
And I used to get these emails from people.
I know the whole business side of the Protestant church.
A lot of these churches, like there's this curriculum and they sort of sell it to them.
Like, they don't even write their sermons anymore.
And it's like, hey, you want to do the roller coaster series?
And a company, like a non-Christian company, creates a roller coaster and they bring it to the different churches and they sell the series and rent the equipment out and they do this series and it goes around the whole country.
So I thought, somebody else, they made this roller coaster.
This has got to be happening at more than one church.
This has to be being sold to churches.
There's no way this is a one-off thing.
It's too expensive.
So I was looking.
Is there any other churches who also have done the roller coaster?
Check this out.
unidentified
Here he is.
Here he is.
What a ride.
earl gray
That's a different guy.
elijah schaffer
Same guy, but watch.
It's at another church.
unidentified
Look.
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
This one's got sparks.
earl gray
No way.
michael hennessey
This is the new thing.
earl gray
I like this one better, though.
The second one they did at Beta.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
And he only went around once.
unidentified
Yeah.
earl gray
It's Dave Urban.
unidentified
How fun is that?
elijah schaffer
Is Black Sleep bringing out the water?
Oh, man.
unidentified
All right.
michael hennessey
Keep going.
unidentified
Every Sunday, you get to see that.
michael hennessey
Another church.
unidentified
Oh, another one.
michael hennessey
It is every Sunday and actually every church.
elijah schaffer
I like how they included the women in this one, though.
earl gray
The hollow leadership team.
unidentified
What?
Come on, you can do better than that.
Earth City, Florida.
Well then, all high.
Come on, everybody.
Give it up for Jesus today.
Another one.
That was so cool, man.
Amazing.
elijah schaffer
I mean, like, when we did the turn, I did double loops.
unidentified
I did not expect a double loop.
That was so crazy.
Oh, man.
That was amazing.
michael mendoza
Wow.
unidentified
Wow.
michael hennessey
This is actually more exciting than the Blue Origin trade.
unidentified
Great roller coaster, right?
Incredible, right?
Well, actually, so, see, though, I was like, whoa, and you were like, whoa, it was so cool.
michael mendoza
I think now is a good time to talk about my future career.
I will be leaving the show, and I will be selling roller coaster rides to churches for the foreseeable future.
It's a very lucrative business.
What can I say?
elijah schaffer
Listen, it's so lucrative.
So, let me tell you guys how the business works on the back end.
If you guys have to go to your, well, okay, you're welcome to.
I was going to say, so I was shocked at the price of this stuff.
And like, when you're talking to these people, I was in a smaller church, and it actually was a little bit helpful.
Like, I helped bring online tithes and stuff to a small church because it is hard for the little churches.
Like, they don't, you know, don't have a lot of tech people, and people don't tithe with cash, and they are unable to sort of operate.
But it's crazy how they target churches, and they get you on these like contracts for four years, and it's like four grand a month.
Do you know how expensive this stuff is?
Like, they would come to me with curriculum, like this, this roller coaster thing, and like, it's like $25,000, right?
Like, a four-week sermon with the roller coasters, $25,000 that you're paying these companies.
I would get marketed all the time with a sermon series for one month for $10,000, $2,500 a Sunday.
And I would read it, and it was essentially chat GPT stuff.
Like, it'd be like, you know, and it literally is like, it's like they have the songs that go with it, that tie with it, the licensing that goes with it.
And it's such a business that like we ran into an issue at our churches where we couldn't put the name, the words to the worship songs on the screens for people to sing along because we didn't pay the license to put the words up to the worship songs on the screen.
And you have to put like, you have to buy the license in order to worship God, or you can't sing the worship songs and put the lyrics up.
I'm not joking, which is why if you go to guitar tabs and look up the chords for worship songs, there's what's called like variations.
And the reason why, it's not a different key.
They have to change the variations and change some words to try to get past the copyright so the churches can sing it without paying a license to the record label.
Wow.
And I've experienced all this myself trying to run the back end of things.
The church I was at was not corrupt.
It was a very good community church or as a family church where people aren't like that, wouldn't know that was the case.
But I got really disgusted by having meetings with people and you couldn't even tell if they were Christian.
They'd be like, so you're going to sign?
So you want the series with the $10,000 says, you want the roller coaster?
It's an extra $10,000 for the roller coaster.
And almost all youth ministries across the country, if a church is bigger than 5,000, it's like college students who are not born again, don't know God, and they're just buying these series.
And they're just, it comes with props.
They give you boxes with like the crafts, the props.
It's a literal full economic business.
One day I should probably, we should do a video on that.
earl gray
Yeah, that's actually a business.
michael mendoza
Well, also, it's interesting.
We have someone in the chat.
Everyone knows him pretty well.
His name is Noticer IM.
He actually has some inside information on this.
So that roller coaster, that specific model is actually called the Holocoaster.
So shout out to Notiser IM for dropping that in the chat.
unidentified
I appreciate that.
elijah schaffer
That's crazy.
earl gray
How much do you think the roller coaster series would cost?
michael mendoza
Probably $6 million.
earl gray
Yeah, okay.
elijah schaffer
Someone said Carmelo's church is church as chicken.
So that's good.
By the way, somebody in the chat that's like, clickbait title.
Dude, you're like an hour and 30 minutes into a show.
We're not talking about Carmelo Anthony for 90 minutes.
You have this is you're other people commenting like this is not what the show is about.
You're like, you're in like two-thirds into the show.
michael hennessey
They're just mad their church doesn't have a roller coaster.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think so too.
michael hennessey
That's fair envy.
michael mendoza
That's fair.
elijah schaffer
Someone said those are the Talmudic Christians.
It is kind of strange, though.
So, so we'll get off the church thing in a second, but you know, I'm not going to get too into my spiritual journey, but I needed to get back to church, right?
And I'm not a Catholic, so I'm not Catholic.
But I did go to, I did start attending a Catholic church.
And what I did kind of realize is that, you know, I get why a lot of people leave the Catholic Church, especially if they were raised, it was cultural.
And they may see the emotion.
They may see the what appears to be sincerity of people, you know, really, you know, singing to God, the emotionalism of it all.
And they may end up, you know, feeling like, hey, I was missing that in the body of Christ.
But when I went, when I've gone to the Catholic Church, I had a different perspective of it.
And I'm not familiar with the Catholic liturgy, but what it seemed like to me is that everyone was a very reverent of God and that the service wasn't about a star on a roller coaster.
It seemed like we were together and worshiping and there was unification of what we said, what we did.
And there was a real like, it seemed like God was holy, right?
It feels like a holy place where I didn't cry, but I almost felt emotional because I felt like I could see my lack of holiness while I was there because I couldn't take the sacrament.
I couldn't take communion because it's sort of your commitment also to the authority of the church.
And I'm not a Catholic.
And, you know, when you go to like Protestant church, they're so big.
I'm like, even if you've already given your life to God, just raise your hand and re-give it to him to one person, two person, seven people, ten people gave their lives to the Lord this today.
And it reminds me a little bit of like Rice Christians overseas, where, you know, a lot of people go on mission trips and think they led people to Christ, but they just want free food and then they pretend to come to Christ.
Half the time people go to a Catholic country where everyone's Catholic and they'll reconvert to Protestantism just to get free handouts or to be a part of, you know, get tithes and offerings.
And I feel like that's a lot of with churches that people are lacking community.
They're lacking vibes, fun.
They want like some quality friends.
So they go to church, they sort of find that sort of positive energy, but I don't know if they're finding God because are they being transformed by the renewing of their mind?
And I know for me, going to church and everyone being like, what's up, brother?
Nice to meet you.
I like it because it feeds my flesh.
It makes me feel good and happy.
But there's never like a pull to like, hey, transform your life.
You know, leave your old self, right?
Like, and be transformed.
Like, be a part of the body.
It feels like it's a me experience and myself.
And I'm finding an emotional experience, but I'm not seeing the power of God, you know, changing my life in that sort of environment.
And most of the friends, too.
Everyone's just fornicating, sleeping around, doing whatever.
No judgment.
I've done all those things myself too.
But I'm saying like, you don't really see a very strong push.
There's exceptions, but I'm talking about particularly mega churches, the modern non-denominational.
There will always be genuine Christians inside.
I'm not judging everyone there.
There's real, there's fake Christians and real Christians in every type of church.
This is not, you know, saying one person can't go to heaven if they're part of another body.
But I do think that the direction of non-denominational has really shifted so far away from reverence.
Maybe it was good intentions to get away from liturgy to sort of, you know, help people to be authentic that now it's sort of become more inauthentic than even Catholic or Orthodox churches.
Like it's become a, it's become a cultural like experience because it's cool.
I mean, yeah, non-Christians, like Justin Bieber, everyone, like they'll go to, they go to Hillsong and like, hell yeah, that was great, man.
They were selling seats at New York Hillsong, you know, like selling front row seats.
I don't know if you saw that.
They were selling reservations.
That's crazy.
michael hennessey
Well, that's why a lot of them struggle in the long run.
You know, when you become a Christian, life doesn't just get easy.
They always say the devil doesn't rob empty houses.
You know, he always goes after the ones that are getting away.
So the most important thing is to build the foundation on top of Christ.
Christ is your foundation.
And then the wife of the church is the extra bonus to it to be together, to grow together.
So when it just becomes like a hangout spot or a music concert and you're not really diving in what I was saying before, diving into the word of God, you know, feeding your soul, filling that hole that's empty because we all have empty hole in us, a God-size hole.
So it's the most important thing.
elijah schaffer
Holes are getting filled.
Yeah, you know, I don't know which ones.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, young adults.
michael hennessey
So most important thing is to build your foundation on Christ.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
It's like, oh, you know, look out for the wolves in sheep's clothing or sheep's clothing.
Is that like a sheepskin condom or something like that?
Like people are putting those on.
Like, it's true, latex-free.
I don't know if you're experiencing that.
I mean, I know, I know not all Protestants are like, no, I'm saying not all Protestants or anything have bad intentions, but I don't know if your experience is that maybe it's become commercialized to the point is what I was bringing out before that it's kind of like anything that starts out, you know, authentic.
Church reminds me, we were at a diner, like an old school diner, and it was like a mom-and-pop shop.
You know, like the burgers don't taste like they're mass produced.
And we were talking about how like life used to be like this.
Like there was individual, like, like private-owned businesses.
And now we've lost that to like chilies and Applebee's.
And there's like commercialization of even just like small-time restaurants.
You go to a rural town and it's like Applebee's and Chili's in the middle of Buck Nowhere.
And the food tastes disgusting.
It makes you feel sick.
And they've commercialized food to the point to where it's like you've lost any realness to it, right?
Our food's not even real.
And it feels like that with church a little bit, that it's like become a commercial center.
I don't know.
I don't know if you agree with me, but I'm not judging people who go to, you might have a good church.
I just, I haven't had a good experience at these kinds of places.
michael hennessey
It's hard to find a good church.
It really is because of all this woke bullshit you have in it.
And then also the fact, as I said, we're not diving into the word of God.
So it's very hard to find.
And it is sad that when we did go to the diner, it was nice to see kind of like a mom and pop shop.
But unfortunately, after the COVID scam, you know, scamdemic, a lot of that got cleared out.
You know, strip clubs could be open, but the church couldn't.
And there was like a lot of other crazy stuff.
So kind of cleared out that whole part.
michael mendoza
Scamdemic.
michael hennessey
The scam.
elijah schaffer
The scam demic.
michael mendoza
I like that.
I'm going to steal that.
michael hennessey
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
First time.
Guys, I want to remind you guys something very important.
It's the last week to get a chance to win the Cybertruck.
It's actually parked in front of our studio right now.
We have the Cybertruck here.
You've driven the Cybertruck.
You had to drive in between places.
What do you think about it?
earl gray
It's really cool.
It's like driving a go-kart.
And then it goes really fast.
elijah schaffer
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The cybertruck's right out front.
You can win a cyber truck plus $30,000 right now with our promo code.
I think that was an overly not a button.
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I think the winners are picked on Saturday.
They might be.
I would check it out because it is a cool car.
It is lightly driven, meaning people have made promos with it.
By the way, we have to make a promo with it tomorrow.
I forgot about that.
We got to do some content with it because it's going to be a really great thing.
So make sure you support them.
Again, promo code Rift.
We're going to talk a little bit about Lily Phillips and some of the things that have been going on here with some of these medical and scientific scams.
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douglas murray
All right.
elijah schaffer
So speaking of content.
michael hennessey
And someone who needs God.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, speaking of content.
So I was reading a recent stat that OnlyFans, girls 18 to 25 in the United States, it's about 3 to 5% of girls aged 18 to 25 in the United States have had or have an OnlyFans.
michael hennessey
It's terrible.
elijah schaffer
3 to 5%.
earl gray
3 to 5.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So 3 to 5%.
And the reason why there's some deviation is because it's hard to understand if some girls have multiple accounts.
But with the amount of accounts registered under those age groups in the United States compared to how many of those girls live in our country, 3 to 5% of girls are choosing pornography as a means of career, which is, in my opinion, a huge, huge failure of the men in our country.
It's a huge failure of everything.
earl gray
That's a controversial.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm saying, because, you know, it was men who started it.
earl gray
OnlyFans?
What type of man?
elijah schaffer
Of a certain type of sports team.
A very certain type of sports team.
earl gray
Well, they're marketing very well, marketing it very well across social media or whatever.
And I think that's why it is some profit opportunity.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know, well, I'm going to say, so that's actually true.
So Lily Phillips, you know, she's very famous.
Was she the one that had sex with a thousand men in 24 hours or was it Bonnie Blue?
michael mendoza
That's both of them, I think, now.
Yeah.
Because one did 100, one did 1,000.
What's the difference after like 50, really?
It's all the same thing.
michael hennessey
Your father must be so proud.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you know, she's a part of this sex club, like ritual club that's like deep, like a very deep thing.
It's not a joke.
Like, because I was like thinking, like, how do you fight a thousand men?
And somebody was doing research on this, that there's like this sex cult that you could be a part of.
And that that's where they got a bunch of the guys from.
That's why they were wearing masks or whatever when it happened.
There was like the sex cult related to this.
And it's like about like pushing.
It's like this whole deeper thing that's going on here.
michael mendoza
Yeah, because I mean, as we know, there's no other possible way that you would get a thousand guys to have sex with a porn.
elijah schaffer
Well, she wanted to beat her friend and then like got them within like 24 hours.
It was like this crazy thing.
And so obviously guys, I mean, there's not a lot of horny guys walking around.
So that's crazy.
But she was interviewed about this by the BBC, by English media.
And it's when the English are saying that you're degenerate, that's a problem.
It's a real problem.
And she was interviewed.
And check this out.
Just like, what's that chick, the singer that's young that Taylor Swift?
michael mendoza
Sabrina Carpenter.
elijah schaffer
No, no, the other one that's like, sings like, she has a brother named Phineas.
What's her name?
earl gray
Eileen.
michael mendoza
Oh, Ferb.
elijah schaffer
No, she's like, Billie Eilish.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So Billie Eilish, right, talked about how like she got into porn when she was like 11 years old and that really messed up her mind.
And now she's like hypersexual and like bisexual and whatever.
It's really like kind of like sort of muddied her mind.
Well, they wanted to talk to Lily Phillips about what kind of got her into wanting to have sex with this many men.
Check out this intuition from this interrogator.
It's crazy.
unidentified
I probably watched pornography first when I was maybe 11.
And so I've always known about it.
I've always knew it was a thing.
And I always thought it was very normal to watch.
Right.
But if you started watching it at 11, I mean, that is so young.
Yeah.
And you say it's normal.
Can you describe how it has influenced you and your brain and your outlook on sex?
You know what?
It actually made me really sex confident and learn a lot of things.
I mean, that's mostly how I learn through pornography.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Here's an interesting topic here because it develops.
This person is thinking what I'm thinking.
Not only is it shocking to find out 11-year-old girls, particularly, right?
Uh, getting into pornography, but my question is, when, when and how did you see pornography for the first time?
Because for me, someone older introduced it to me, not like an adult, but like an older kid that was like 15 showed me porn when I was like 10.
So I feel like when you're four, yeah, someone in our, in one of the, one of the, uh, one of the Discord members is here.
Is your name, is your name Discord?
Can I say your Discord name?
What is it again?
The Derek is here.
If you're on Discord and you ever want to stop by the studio, notice our I am Levetto.
You can always stop by.
I don't know if it's good to bring your wife and stuff.
But you're talking about penises and porn stars.
Sorry about that.
But no, I mean, but 11, I don't know.
For me, it was probably about 10, but I was pretty sheltered.
unidentified
Yo.
michael hennessey
Yeah, I was younger when I seen it, but that was just because the kids in the neighborhood, there was like a truck.
elijah schaffer
What happened?
michael hennessey
There was a truck.
It was so, it was the weirdest thing.
We had a truck in the neighborhood and someone decided to tape pornos all around the truck and they brought me over.
elijah schaffer
Like they abducted me as candy or something.
earl gray
Yeah, as the wallpaper or something.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
They posted it all in the car and they were like, come see this.
And they thought it was funny.
elijah schaffer
So yeah, I think when I was 11, I think it was probably 11 or 12 was the first time that the cards got handed to me in Vegas.
You know, the porn cards that they hand out on the street, you know, or the hookers and stuff like that.
They still do it to this day, but they hand up porn on the streets in the corners and in there.
But I think, and I'm not talking about, I'm not talking about like, you know, when you were younger.
I think I was younger when we like stole a DVD from my grandpa and like fast forward to the titty scenes.
I'm talking about like when you're actually introduced to something that blew your mind and was like four years old.
See, that's crazy.
I mean, well, I mean, I'm saying 11 Mendoza Report.
Do you remember what happened?
michael mendoza
I think probably the same age.
And I mean, like, I was literally on the internet since I was like five.
I was an AOL, like 3.0 when I was five years old.
So I think probably just stumbling across it back in the day, but I mean, probably uploading pictures of himself.
michael hennessey
Did that play in any of your OnlyFans that you started up?
Because you got the Mike Mendoza OnlyFans.
michael mendoza
Yeah, no, that was a big OnlyReport.com.
That was a big influence behind that for sure.
elijah schaffer
Are you not comfortable with this?
earl gray
No, I was going to say Mike showed me my first porno.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right, exactly.
earl gray
Last week.
Last week when I was in the office, you just thrust it in my face.
unidentified
Exactly.
michael hennessey
I was like, let me show you a video.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it was a different kind of AOL.
michael mendoza
It was a different kind of BBC.
It wasn't the British Broadcasting Network.
earl gray
It wasn't good.
It was something else.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
So I think that that's what's kind of like for guys, though, it's not that it's any better, but for guys, it's like, okay.
But one of the alarming things now is I was reading that, you know, 70% of statistics are made up on the spot.
However, it was about a fifth of pornography is now being consumed by women, which to me is weird because that means that there's a reprogramming of women.
Because I don't think, like, not to get super graphic, but like my point is, is like everyone knows, even if you're kind of an ugly guy, but you get money or you're tall or things like this, you can still get a woman to be sexually attracted to you because they're not just walking around naturally thinking about penises and how they look so good.
Guys are looking at women's bodies.
So of course, this visual, you know, oh, I want to look at a woman naked.
I want to see her have sex.
That makes sense.
But women getting involved at all is kind of weird.
And on top of that, even liberal women, sometimes like they're grossed out by porn, don't want to get involved.
But like young girls, this is like, this is Billie Eilish now, her, are saying they got involved at a young age.
And I was shocked when I used to work with youth, the amount of people that were saying they got, you know, started their, their older brothers showed it to them.
They were seven, six.
Like for me, I thought I was young, but apparently porn is becoming normalized for really, really young kids.
And to me, that might be at the at the foundation of a lot of our problems.
Because how could you ever think normal or be normal if your dope mean receptors are fried at a young age?
michael hennessey
And it's also how the kids are being raised, though.
Look at the books that they're putting in schools.
They're talking about how to give a blow job.
What is different?
elijah schaffer
You rented all of them out too.
You don't even get them.
earl gray
You wrote some of those books, might be.
michael hennessey
I got to, the roller coaster business slowed down, so I had to figure out another way.
elijah schaffer
Hey, what do you do for work?
I sell roller coasters to churches and porn to schools.
michael hennessey
Yeah, yeah.
unidentified
Damn.
michael hennessey
But I mean, the literature and the things that they're teaching kids nowadays, it's disgusting.
And then you have all the politicians who want to fight and continue to just leave these books, these horrible books that are showing kids, even graphic images on a lot of them.
You know, the liberals are defending that a lot there.
So.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but listen to what she had to say.
It goes on.
This is crazy.
unidentified
And I do think it has a positive effect on me, just in terms of like understanding things a little bit more.
Right.
elijah schaffer
Wait, Lily's British?
michael hennessey
Yeah.
unidentified
But as we know, seeing pornography online can be extreme.
Yeah, it's not normal.
It depends what type of pornography I watch.
And that's what I was saying.
And when you look back and reflect on the fact that you had access to this pornography and were looking at it from the age of 11, and not just you, any Gen Z who's got a smartphone.
Yeah.
Does that suggest to you that maybe your generation has been let down by politicians or the tech companies or even parents?
I think it's hard because sex is a part of life.
And I don't think.
Not when you're 11.
Well, I think you should be learning from it from that age.
I do believe that because that's when you start to think about things like that.
But learning.
Maybe not learning.
Yeah, maybe not learning from pornography.
But I do think understanding it more from that age would be helpful.
Is there a direct link between you watching pornography as you grew up and the decisions you've made to do what you do now?
I think maybe.
I mean, I don't know a life without pornography.
So maybe.
michael hennessey
You see how excited her face is and the other lady's just like, this is disturbing.
But I want to say, shout out to Joey because he was doing the cleanup during that show.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That was, that was, we talked about that is like, there was a guy, there's a documentary on this, by the way, and it's not even rated 18 plus on YouTube.
I did, I did see it.
And it was actually crazy because there was a guy who volunteered to clean up the cum for over a thousand men and he was like happy about it.
And they were talking in, you know, they were talking during the interview and they were talking about how this guy like, you know, ate her out after she had sex with 800 guys and she didn't shower.
And I was just thinking about some of that stuff.
Like, you know what I mean?
And by the way, and that was just Joey, you know what I mean?
So I was like, that's my own editor.
But I, but I also was thinking like, man, she just said a crazy statement.
I don't think I could think about life without pornography.
And unfortunately, I'd have to say the same thing for myself too.
Like, I can never remember not knowing what pornography was.
And I think I learned about sex through pornography too.
And I'd say most guys did.
And they wouldn't want to admit that to a woman or like say that.
But I think that that is the majority of the population is learning about sex from like pretty extreme and hardcore porn.
michael hennessey
Well, I think that's also why we're getting in the position that we're in.
You have all these people at a young age watching and just putting all that inside them and thinking that that's normal.
And then also with the OnlyFans, you got all these other, these women coming out saying, oh, I'm making more than a football player, one of them was making or something like that.
And a lot of them aren't going to make money like that, but there's a lot that do make money.
But it's just, it's terrible, the culture that we're accepting now.
And it's only going to get worse the more we glorify this type of behavior.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, but it's, but what I'm saying is like, it's getting to the point now where this girl, like, you have to have sex with a thousand men.
And even then, I hear that and my, my receptors are so fried.
I'm like, okay, that's just what people do now.
And that's my point.
It's like, we're just living a world where we've accepted this.
I don't know if you can really recover in a culture like this, but also like kind of like we gave black people rappers and football teams to aspire to, and it's given them nothing to be.
With women, we've literally told them that their main aspiration is going to be prostitution and porn.
The easiest way to get a job is to either marry a billionaire or to become a prostitute, which to me is like it is a Weimar, it is a Weimar ending.
Like, that is a point to where, like, when I watched, there's a CBC document you guys should look up on YouTube.
It's on YouTube, CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Company.
It's old, so it's actually based on Weimar.
You should just look it up, type Weimar CBC documentary.
And when they were talking about how women would get pregnant intentionally so that they could get more money in the streets where the prostitutes were pregnant, like that's when you, that's what I'm talking about, like fucked up, where you have women trying to get pregnant to make money as a prostitute.
I was watching it and I was shocked, but are we really that far?
We're like, you know, girls are girls are dreaming to turn 18, and then guys are like waiting at the minute, and then they upload a what is like bad baby, right?
I think that was what it was.
And now she's like one of the richest people.
She made like 80 million dollars through.
michael hennessey
Oh, the catch me outside, girl.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like she turned 18 and the guys were waiting.
And the moment it happened, she like uploaded a video naked, which is like, maybe she was live.
I don't know.
That wouldn't make sense.
That would be child pornography if it was before.
But like, we've kind of gotten to that point where maybe we shouldn't be fighting to conserve something.
Maybe we shouldn't be fighting against Republicans.
Maybe we have to implode the system and kind of get back on because women are moldable.
They can shape to what's going on.
And right now, you know, God used to say to just kill these people.
You know what I mean?
Like he would just be like, at a certain point, you got to just kill them.
That was God.
michael hennessey
Sodom and Gomorrah.
elijah schaffer
That was God.
You know, like somebody asked me, like, your view, your right-wing views, when did God talk about race and wiping people out?
I go, the entire Old Testament.
It's like half the Bible.
But anyway, it's like 39 books of that stuff.
But I think, like, I just, I you start to understand.
You don't understand world wars and stuff when you're a kid.
And then now you live it.
And you're like, I get it.
earl gray
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Do you get it?
earl gray
Well, you're looking at me like I need to say something.
I don't like the fact that we have to talk about this woman or show videos of her or even know that she exists.
And every time she does this so that she can get publicity, every time they make documentaries or interview, and it's like, just stop speaking about her.
She's disgusting.
elijah schaffer
You're on the wrong show, though.
It's what we do.
earl gray
No, no, but it promotes her every single time that they do that.
Even though people go, look at this, it's disgusting, but it promotes her.
And then, you know, other girls like get the idea or whatever.
michael mendoza
Well, you know what?
I'm glad you said that because actually Elijah has something queued up right now, which is what some people might say a gentleman, a scholar, a poet, a true aristocrat of our time.
elijah schaffer
Elijah, could you David Blunts performing Kanye West World War III?
earl gray
You know that song?
In World War III, she don't want to hear that shit.
michael mendoza
Hey chat, could you sing along?
unidentified
I said that you're ready to die.
I said that you're ready to die.
They're telling me that I'm a bully.
I'm a disability thirty.
They say that I'm acting like Hitler.
But how am I acting like Hitler?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Scott, I'd go to this concert.
michael mendoza
Hey, Mike, turn up.
michael hennessey
I think the funny thing is Elijah makes the intern play this every time he comes in the office.
unidentified
All right.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I do think our culture's changing.
michael hennessey
We all got like mesmerized by it.
unidentified
We're all just staring at it and the boys rapping about Hitler.
elijah schaffer
No, that, but yeah, Ye's music is pretty damn good, always.
I mean, he's a, he's a, I mean, he's a weird guy, and he's definitely like not some sort of like a moral equivalent.
We talked about this show, though.
I do think, I'm not going to repeat myself a million times, but I do think what he's doing is like sort of just the same thing as the, if you're new to the show, I think he's just doing what rock stars used to do in a Protestant Christian world by like, you know, hailing Satan and stuff like that back in the 80s, the rock stars.
It's like, what's a bigger middle finger to a, you know, a sports team-led industry like Hollywood, right?
Than to talk and call yourself a Nazi and like praise Hitler.
He's like putting a middle finger to their own industry, basically, like being rebellious.
But I mean, like, everyone knows.
It's like, I don't know.
I just.
earl gray
He dropped that album yet?
elijah schaffer
No, but he dropped that song.
earl gray
Okay.
elijah schaffer
And so now they're like, they're playing it now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
michael hennessey
Mike got the shirt.
unidentified
I did.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I feel like it's still pretty.
I don't know the chat if the chat agrees.
I think we have a super chat as well.
Said, crazy how Marx was actually a secret agent for the British crown.
Here we go.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's a Fabians.
elijah schaffer
It's a Fabian Labian.
michael mendoza
It's the royal family.
Hey, Joey, who is it?
Yeah, it's a Fabian.
It's the Fabians.
elijah schaffer
It is the Fabians.
All right.
That being said, I want to talk a little bit about what's going on.
So you guys might have noticed something.
You guys might have noticed that the channel name changed to Rift TV.
We just changed it to Rift TV slash slightly offensive.
I think we might have to put a space.
We know it's kind of hard for you guys to find the channel tonight.
A lot of you guys did find it.
So we'll kind of explain to you guys.
Let me go to my, let me go here.
So what you'll notice is if you want to, what I've done is I sort of bought out Vigilant News.
You guys know I was like the CEO of Vigilant News.
We had a lot of shows.
We were having a good time doing a lot of production and decided to merge what I was doing there and absorb it into the slightly offensive podcast network.
So if you go here to the website here on my screen, you can bring that up.
You can put it full screen.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So now if you go to rifftv.com, we are creating our first decentralized network.
Right now, we have signed Keith Woods.
Get a little cheers for Keith Woods.
We have signed Keith Woods.
And why that's significant is he's a great researcher.
We have Sarah Stock.
We have myself.
We're working on a couple of other people, including Kai Schwemmer.
We're working on his thing.
And we're going to be growing from there as well.
And the reason why we're doing this is because what sort of happened across the board is that, you know, when I signed on to networks, you know, a lot of people say, why would you start a network?
It's all about being independent.
And ideologically, that's true.
But we are an independent network.
And what that means is like, okay, Candace Owens, well, she's independent.
And look at these people.
Okay, yes, that's true.
But Candace Owens built her audience off of millions of dollars of promotion and energy and staff from Turning Point USA.
She used to work for Blaze as well, as well as the Daily Wire.
And so when you have millions and millions of followers and you've already worked in the industry and you know how to run a show and market and you're there and all the power to her, this doesn't take away from how amazing she is.
She was crushed by them and she came back stronger.
But you can't take away the fact that, you know, a lot of energy went into building her up.
And people like myself, you know, the reason why they can't crush me, even though they try and they try and try and try, no matter what they say and they lie and lie and lie, is because I know how to run shows.
I know how to do the back end.
And we have Mendoza from Mendoza Report.
But I'm saying, you know, we have our own, you know, internal ad agency.
He does, he does a really good job.
He helps finance the entire show and keep it running.
And so we kind of keep it going.
In fact, we finance the show better to the fact that we're up to, Mike, you're up to what, $44 a month now?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Just about $42.99.
Just enough to keep my mic on half the time.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So we're trying to keep the power down here.
No, but this is an ideological thing.
I decided, I go, you know what?
We need to take the power of a network, the legal power, right?
That's what kept me out of jail on January 6th.
I had network money.
We need to take young people and we need to actually build them up, right?
We want to take Sarah's stock, like when she came here with 7,000 followers on X, like 134 on Instagram.
Now she's what, 35,000 on Instagram since she signed with us, about 100,000 on X. You know, we bring in Keith and Keith, the first post Keith does for us gets retweeted by Andrew Tate.
It's half a million views.
You know, I mean, it's like, that's the kind of network we want to bring in.
And it's not to say we're their success.
They're their success.
They're the ones building themselves.
But, you know, one of the cool things is like, we're paying for their trips.
We're flying them around.
We're getting them on shows.
We're booking them.
And one of the people as well, too, Snowflake, of course, which you would know, I don't need to really announce him.
He's on here and he'll be co-hosting with me.
We have a news show.
You guys know I was doing a show called The Daily Dose on Vigilant.
We're kind of edging it up a little bit.
And now it'll be here Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 3 p.m. Eastern Time.
It'll be like our news segment where it's really just covering the news.
And you go, if you don't care about this stuff, you sign off.
That doesn't bother me because this is, I said at the end, is not really for people to care.
But what it is, is it's saying, hey, we need to come in and Daily Wire has failed the masses.
You know, I'm not going to talk crap on any other network.
People I've worked with have written written letters begging Netanyahu for citizenship.
You know, it's embarrassing stuff.
And they're all, they're great people, but what I notice is missing is somebody with the technical know-how, somebody who knows how to get financing, knows how to pull in advertisers, and can sponsor people who are edgy, who may not be able to find that mainstream relevance, bring us all together and create our own network and force ourselves into the mainstream.
So rather than having to be and say what I say, I have a luxury where people wonder, how do you say what you say and still stay in the mainstream, get invited to me at colleges, get on shows, do whatever you want, stay on the platforms.
It's because, well, maybe I've learned how to do that.
And so rather than gatekeeping that, we're extending that out and we're building a team.
And that's why we've got Earl Gray here as the editor-in-chief of RiftTV.com.
He's growing.
If you are interested or you know anyone who's a really, really, you know, accomplished journalist or writer and has been there, you can always reach out.
His name is Earl Gray at Cavite.com.
No, no, no.
You can always.
Is there a contact form on the website right now?
No, right?
earl gray
Should I just give him my email?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you can give your email.
earl gray
Just l at rifttv.com.
elijah schaffer
I think it's earl.gray.
unidentified
No.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
It's earl at rifttv.com.
You can email him there.
earl gray
But don't send me hate man.
elijah schaffer
No, But putting that into perspective, we are going to be a decentralized network in terms of we're the first one where we help our people, but we don't control their editorial.
So we're not going to be telling them what they can and can't say.
And we are going to let them speak their mind and talk about whatever they want from racial consciousness to what's going on overseas, from Zionism to the economy to adolescence.
I mean, the topics aren't going to be restricted, but we're just going to do it.
Nobody's done this before.
I promise you.
This has not been done.
And nobody's trying to do it because it's fucking stupid.
Why the hell would you, why the hell would you try to build a network in the hardest way to fund and build a network?
You know why?
Because we have morals, we have standards, and we believe that we can do it because we're up for a good fucking challenge.
And yeah, and Snowy, I know you've been making the content, so you'll see the change of Rift TV.
You've been enjoying it.
He's been producing here, but he's also been making content.
And I know you believe in the vision.
Everyone here does.
And we're a growing team.
michael hennessey
No, I'm really excited about everything that we're putting together.
There's been a lot of moving parts, but the team that we're coming together is strong.
And as you mentioned, it's a place where we're not going to be censored.
We're allowed to actually speak truth, not trying to just fit into the mold.
What we see a lot of times on Twitter, you just have a lot of people just echoing the same talking points.
But here we'll actually be able to dig deep and put out what's really going on.
So excited for it, you know, and just can't wait to see everything else that's next.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And so, you know, I think I really appreciate you guys.
I just want to kind of say, end on this note.
You know, what we're embarking upon is only possible because you guys are a part of this community and you guys watch and you guys, you know, are here.
So any way that you ever want to help out, I'll never, I'm never saying you got to give us money, anything.
I mean, literally liking the videos, obviously watching the videos, but the best way we're going to actually get this out here is by like word of mouth, sharing the content with people.
So you're going to see here on this channel, more shows are going to be popping up.
I'm not going to tell you what they are, but pretty soon within a couple of weeks, you'll start seeing Sarah Stocks segment coming out as well.
You know, once a week, you'll see things growing.
So you're going to see a lot more content, but there's a lot of ways sometimes.
Maybe they don't like this show, but Rift reports more news-based and you can kind of get your parents to start watching that or people to wake them up.
We've paired up with some of the really, we're really pairing up with the real people in the industry.
We're kind of going in deep and we're going in subversively to establish something that doesn't exist.
So it's going to be really hard.
A lot of people are going to attack us.
They're going to slander us.
We already got our first hit article in like New York News, you know, like just talking crap, whatever.
But hey, you know what?
Fuck them.
They're going to come.
They're going to talk shit.
They're going to do whatever.
But I think the truth is going to set us free.
And within a few years, I really do believe that if we keep, you know, putting our head down and putting out the content that people are going to come and are going to consume the truth.
That's all you guys want.
It's just the truth.
But we got to get it out to more people than just us weirdos who are like just here on the other side of Rumble.
We got to get it out to the mainstream.
So we're rebuilding on YouTube.
We're staying on Instagram.
We're actually building on Facebook.
We're going to keep it out to all the main platforms and really appreciate it.
And the person who's responsible for any of the failures that could happen is Earl Graceley's taking all the hits for the entire community.
Give it a round of applause.
unidentified
There he goes.
elijah schaffer
It's his fault.
michael hennessey
And you got his email, so just let him know.
earl gray
I shouldn't have given that out.
unidentified
No, no, no.
elijah schaffer
It's public.
Anyway, Mike, I don't know if you wanted to comment on that, but Mike's been working really hard.
He's put in all of his, he might even be shutting down the Mendoza report even to say focus on this.
I know it's a big sacrifice since you've got a lot of leads that you might be tossing out.
michael mendoza
Well, I'm definitely not shutting down the Mendoza report, but unfortunately, I am reducing it from 100 reports a day to 99 reports a day.
So, you know, you gotta, you gotta do what you gotta do.
elijah schaffer
So, yeah, I appreciate you guys.
So, if you want to also join, don't forget, you can also join our locals as well, elijaschafer.locals.com.
It's a great way to join.
If you want to keep updated on stuff, it's free.
You can join the community and through the locals.
You can connect.
And someone in the chat will show you how to join the Discord if you want to get into the really weird side of the show and what's going on.
But just so you guys see that, make sure you guys spread Rift and you guys follow everyone.
Follow Sarah, follow Keith, follow Snowflake.
You can follow Earl at Slightly Offends on X as well.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
If you want to follow me on X, you can follow me here.
This is my X account.
It's at Elijah Schaefer.
You can see it.
Let me zoom in.
That's the best place to kind of keep up with the weirdness and the insanity.
And I think it's a really great place to connect.
You can also follow us here.
We're at the Rift TV.
And if you want to, you can also, I'll just kind of say, Earl, if people want to find you and follow you, I'll bring you up.
You're here.
Where are you?
unidentified
Yeah.
Where are you?
elijah schaffer
There you are.
If people want to, people want to connect with you.
There you go.
Go ahead and tell them.
That is where they can connect to them.
earl gray
Tell them slightly offense.
Yeah.
Or head over to the rift TV.com.
elijah schaffer
Are the DMs open on that, though?
earl gray
I don't know.
Yeah, you can leave comments and stuff.
Sign up to our newsletter.
elijah schaffer
The DMs there.
earl gray
Oh, yeah.
Sometimes they can DM you.
I'll read it if it's not like a crazy thing.
But yeah.
DMs are open.
elijah schaffer
DMs are open.
But they should read the Rift.
You have comments.
I mean, the Rift TV is going to be growing.
There's a lot of articles.
Oh, it's Rift TV.
You go to RiftTV.com, the Riftv.com.
It all works the same thing.
earl gray
I'm releasing the O-Report to conviction.
Damn you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I got the Snowflake report.
Anyway, Snowflake underscore news.
How can we find you?
How can we follow you?
michael hennessey
You can find me on either Instagram or Twitter at Snowflake underscore news.
More on Instagram, but now I'm just starting to grow on Twitter as well.
Been attacked since I started working with Elijah.
So the count slowed down a little bit, but I'm still there.
So come check it out and I'd appreciate a follow.
elijah schaffer
Yep.
And of course, the real reason why we watch the show and what we've been waiting for is Mike plug his ex account, which we know is actually the best part of the show.
Go ahead and tell me.
michael mendoza
Follow me at the Mendoza report on Gab, the Mendoza report on Goyam.tv.
The Mendoza report on Telegram.
You can find me anywhere nowadays.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and shout out to questions for you guys.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let me see if I can open this up.
If you guys are watching on locals, it's a great way to join.
You can also send super chats there.
That's actually kind of cool since there's not a lot of ways to do so.
I would love it if one day they could maybe make it easy on Rumble to send super chats because it is a little bit hard.
Shout out to Mike on AOL.
Sisus Sentin on it.
michael mendoza
I love those Brits.
elijah schaffer
And for those of you guys that are around, make sure that you join.
We're on Censored right now, too.
It's a video streaming platform.
We're there.
And if you want to get this show, plus Gavin's and so much more.
Gavin's going to be on the show on the Rift Report, actually, the new show on April 30th.
Anthony Cumio will be coming on as well for Almost Sirius.
You guys know we have all those extra shows, but you can join using promo code offensive at censored.tv/slash offensive.
Join the community.
Get a decentralized media.
And guys, people have like, you know, Hulu and this and that.
Have multiple subscriptions.
Like, join censored.
Join the people who are trying to get the word out and stay, you know, honest and truthful without, you know, holding back, especially because they don't.
Plus, shout out to Gavin's audience, which was very rude and hateful towards me and absolutely savage, which I expected nothing less.
You guys are awesome.
I appreciate it.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
Shout out to the Discord and may God bless the United States of America.
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