Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - MAGA VS. MASSIE? Trump Calls For Rep. Massie’s DEFEAT | NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE
Aired: 2025-03-12
Duration: 01:58:39


=== Literally Dying Preventable Deaths (02:21) ===

[00:04:46]  Checking in on Ohio, Vivek Ramaswamy is running for governor and his constituents are very happy.
[00:04:53]  Go to my screen here today.
[00:04:54]  We got an update what's going on in Akron.
[00:05:12]  Well, with the world having gone to shit, it is no wonder that we're literally bringing the shit demon people into our country in the train loads.
[00:05:20]  In fact, these people are so interesting.
[00:05:22]  It was their holiest gatherings.
[00:05:23]  This is not a joke.
[00:05:24]  They had a giant gathering of people for the biggest Hindu gathering.
[00:05:27]  Over 60 people died not from terrorism, but from stampedes, crushing, and drowning.
[00:05:35]  This is like not a joke.
[00:05:36]  And then I saw in the comments they're like, oh, so you're anti-Hindu?
[00:05:39]  Literally dying preventable deaths has become a Hindu tradition in our country.
[00:05:44]  And it doesn't look like we're doing too much better as a nation.
[00:05:47]  It turns out that Thomas Massey is supposedly being primaried by Zion Dawn, as they call him, or the Trump.
[00:05:55]  At this point in the presidency, I'm not sure if who's in charge?
[00:05:58]  Is Netanyahu running our country?
[00:05:59]  Are we protecting Americans or are we protecting Israelis?
[00:06:04]  Not even Jewish people.
[00:06:05]  It's like Israelis, right?
[00:06:06]  Almost all the Ivy League schools are run by Jewish individuals, except for two.
[00:06:10]  One of them just got their funding cut.
[00:06:11]  On top of that, you know, who is our country running for?
[00:06:14]  Well, according to Matt Walsh and Michael Knowles, who had Sarah Stock clips on their show, our very own journalist Sarah Stock went to war with Sam Cedar, who's now known as Sam Cedar.
[00:06:26]  What a great individual he was.
[00:06:28]  She said that America was meant to be a white Christian nation, and that's what it was traditionally.
[00:06:32]  He said, no, it's not.
[00:06:33]  It's meant to be full of people who eat shit and do interviews with bare feet.
[00:06:37]  What is America?
[00:06:38]  What's going on?
[00:06:39]  I don't know.
[00:06:40]  My name is Elijah Schaefer.
[00:06:41]  We have a great show for you tonight.
[00:06:42]  It is approximately 8:23 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
[00:06:46]  We started the show on time again.
[00:06:47]  Congratulations, everybody.
[00:06:48]  This has been such a wonderful example for all of us.
[00:06:51]  So we really appreciate it.

=== Caffeine Fueled Discussion (15:17) ===

[00:06:52]  Anyways, let's start the show.
[00:07:02]  None of the buttons work.
[00:07:28]  This was me, Kafe.
[00:07:31]  Here you go.
[00:07:51]  All right.
[00:07:52]  All right.
[00:07:54]  Ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, Hennessy, your mic's hot.
[00:07:58]  Everyone's got your comments.
[00:07:59]  Oh, it's hot all right.
[00:08:01]  We love it.
[00:08:01]  We love it.
[00:08:02]  No, it's okay.
[00:08:03]  You can always just keep his mic muted and then you can just come in.
[00:08:06]  He is unmuted when he wants to come and jump in on the show.
[00:08:09]  My name is Elijah Schaefer.
[00:08:10]  We got a great show for you guys today.
[00:08:11]  As always, we're living on a diet of caffeine, kratom, and nicotine pouches.
[00:08:16]  I am joined in the studio by a great executive producer and, of course, the host of the Mendoza Report on MendozaReport.com.
[00:08:25]  Click on Mendoza Report, the tab report.
[00:08:27]  Click on author Mike Mendoza.
[00:08:29]  Read his report and understand there is now a paywall where you don't just get the report, you also get the Mendoza effect, which is a new feature we've been adding today.
[00:08:38]  Michael Mendoza of the MendozaReport.com.
[00:08:41]  Welcome back to the show.
[00:08:41]  Can I get some applause, please?
[00:08:44]  Yeah.
[00:08:44]  There we go.
[00:08:46]  Welcome.
[00:08:47]  It's Mike Mendoza of The Mendoza Factor.
[00:08:50]  Another new show I just launched.
[00:08:52]  We're up to a dozen shows now.
[00:08:53]  So 15.
[00:08:55]  Yeah.
[00:08:56]  Yeah, that's really good.
[00:08:57]  You're talking with Glenn Beck, actually.
[00:08:58]  Yeah, I was about to say it's like Daily Wire with Ben Shapiro.
[00:09:00]  Now they lost everyone.
[00:09:01]  Yeah, no.
[00:09:02]  Eight Ben Shapiros.
[00:09:03]  Yeah, it's like, hey, I go to Brett Cooper, and it's just like Ben Shapiro and one of Brett's producers.
[00:09:08]  You're like, this is really weird.
[00:09:09]  He's like, my name is Brett Cooper.
[00:09:10]  And this is comment section.
[00:09:12]  But instead of comments, I'm going to talk about how much money I've been making.
[00:09:14]  So that's him.
[00:09:16]  And by the way, all the way back, all the way back from the dungeons of Berlin, he was human trafficked.
[00:09:23]  He said he was peed on.
[00:09:25]  It wasn't consensual, so it's not something we really want to joke about on the show.
[00:09:28]  Earl Gray, back from Europe.
[00:09:31]  Back.
[00:09:32]  Happy to be back.
[00:09:33]  He's look really happy to be back.
[00:09:34]  Thanks for having me, guys.
[00:09:36]  Really excited to be here.
[00:09:38]  As always.
[00:09:39]  Yeah.
[00:09:39]  Well, that is completely awesome.
[00:09:41]  And of course, in the back, controlling the mechanisms, we have the one, the only Michael Hennessy of Snowflake underscore news.
[00:09:48]  How are you doing?
[00:09:49]  Doing good, brother.
[00:09:50]  Happy to be here.
[00:09:51]  Still trying to figure out back here, but we're getting it going.
[00:09:54]  He's always, whenever we put him in the back, he loves it from behind.
[00:09:56]  He's always back behind.
[00:09:57]  He's always enjoying it.
[00:09:59]  But it's weird.
[00:09:59]  This time he's moaning a little less.
[00:10:01]  So that's odd.
[00:10:02]  But, you know, yeah, he is.
[00:10:04]  Be patient with the young Paduan because he's training for Mike's job.
[00:10:09]  We usually reserve it for Mexicans only, but we actually do have a Mexican on the soundboard tonight.
[00:10:16]  So instead of a half Mexican, we just got a full Mexican and a full white and kind of blended them together.
[00:10:20]  It's kind of a cool combo.
[00:10:21]  We got a lot of stuff to talk about today, including congratulations to our very own Sarah Stock, who blew up exactly.
[00:10:28]  Is now a household name and very, very popular out in the real world.
[00:10:33]  Yeah, we got to give a huge congratulations to her.
[00:10:35]  Thank you for that.
[00:10:36]  Shout out to everybody.
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[00:10:49]  So that's really good.
[00:10:50]  Plus, we have a show that we're doing live here in Boca Raton on the 30th.
[00:10:54]  Let's just jump right into what we're talking about today because I do think it's very, very interesting.
[00:11:00]  Our top story today is a video that I'd like to play for you guys that starts out and just explains where we're at as a country.
[00:11:07]  You know, we have problems going on.
[00:11:08]  Everybody knows we have some problems.
[00:11:10]  I went to find out what to do about the problems.
[00:11:13]  Liberals told me to cut my son's dick off.
[00:11:17]  Well, he did.
[00:11:17]  And then I went to the conservatives and they were like, well, you know, what we got to do is we got to get fathers in the home.
[00:11:22]  We got to get fathers in the home.
[00:11:24]  Because the real problem right now is fatherless homes.
[00:11:26]  So I want to show you a video of to agree with the conservatives.
[00:11:30]  Check out some young jack-in-the-box employees, feature jack-in-the-box employees who actually have fathers in the home.
[00:11:35]  And let's see if that was the real problem.
[00:11:37]  Be alike, bro.
[00:11:38]  I just want to be just like my dad.
[00:11:40]  What's your daddy do, bro?
[00:11:41]  He's shooting niggas.
[00:11:42]  Whoa.
[00:11:42]  Cut that.
[00:11:44]  So Alright So what you want to be like bro I want to be a pip.
[00:11:54]  Why the fuck do you want to be a YA?
[00:11:57]  Because I said so.
[00:11:59]  Because I say it.
[00:12:05]  Why are you behind him like that?
[00:12:07]  All right.
[00:12:07]  So listening to Elijah's monologue, I was like, this is deja vu.
[00:12:14]  Have I been here?
[00:12:15]  Like shit-eating demons, Jews, black people.
[00:12:20]  Yeah.
[00:12:21]  Ah, you forgot.
[00:12:22]  I forgot to hand this to you.
[00:12:23]  Got to hand this to you.
[00:12:23]  This is our Qatari paycheck there.
[00:12:26]  We're actually getting money from Qatar.
[00:12:28]  That was I had to add in Israel in the beginning because the only reason why you'd ever add them in is because you're getting paid for it.
[00:12:33]  He didn't get his cup, though.
[00:12:34]  Yeah.
[00:12:35]  And no, Earl, that is not the Russian money that we had last time you were on the show.
[00:12:38]  I know it looks a lot like it, but no, this is new money.
[00:12:42]  Yes, yes.
[00:12:44]  We converted it over from whatever the Qatari denomination of money is.
[00:12:47]  I don't know what it is.
[00:12:48]  It's called America Tax Dollars.
[00:12:51]  American Tax Dollars, actually.
[00:12:53]  Pakistani slaves.
[00:12:54]  It's called Masad cash payments.
[00:12:57]  So, yeah, so I just want to start out by saying, you know, obviously America's in a great shape.
[00:13:00]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:01]  Black people, you know, are here.
[00:13:03]  That's always nice.
[00:13:06]  It's true.
[00:13:07]  They're doing a lot of good.
[00:13:08]  Hey, by the way, this is what happens when you have a dedicated sound person who's on the soundboard.
[00:13:13]  You get too many sound effects.
[00:13:18]  This is turning into like a 7 a.m. video show.
[00:13:22]  Wake up!
[00:13:22]  It's 7 a.m.
[00:13:23]  How are you doing this morning?
[00:13:24]  We got sluts on.
[00:13:25]  You're like, shit, man, I haven't even eaten toast.
[00:13:27]  Hold up.
[00:13:28]  What'd you say?
[00:13:30]  Yeah, we're having a rough start here, but it's okay.
[00:13:33]  We have a new production team in the back.
[00:13:35]  And let's just say this.
[00:13:36]  They are special forces.
[00:13:37]  I saw a video of a Down syndrome woman receiving an honorary medal from the IDF.
[00:13:42]  And I said, oh, that is the Israeli Special Forces.
[00:13:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:13:45]  Emphasis on the special.
[00:13:46]  I couldn't share it though because apparently being retarded is upsetting.
[00:13:50]  That being said, we've had a who?
[00:13:53]  To the retarded people.
[00:13:55]  That being said, liberals had a rough week this week.
[00:13:58]  They walk out looking like this.
[00:13:59]  If you can show on the screen, they look like this and wonder why we don't take them seriously.
[00:14:03]  David Hogg, I'll take this off.
[00:14:05]  Let me see if I can find it here.
[00:14:06]  I like that.
[00:14:06]  David Hogg had a pretty rough week.
[00:14:09]  He came back out, and I noticed that he's balding and has facial paralysis from COVID vaccines.
[00:14:15]  Look at this.
[00:14:16]  Today, the Trump administration took one more step on their authoritarian margin.
[00:14:19]  full screen yeah let's can we get a close graduate of columbia university mahmoud khalil when isa 18 detained him he was next to his wife who's been pregnant But his left side is paralysis in the face.
[00:14:32]  Is that true?
[00:14:33]  They literally hung up.
[00:14:34]  I mean, well, just look at it.
[00:14:35]  Yeah, no, actually, it turned out he's getting Botox.
[00:14:42]  That's what someone said, and that it's wearing off.
[00:14:44]  But I just think he looks like what's crazy is he was a part of a fake gun.
[00:14:49]  Oh, I shouldn't say that.
[00:14:50]  Yeah, you shouldn't say.
[00:14:51]  Oh, yeah.
[00:14:51]  Right.
[00:14:52]  He was a part of a very real.
[00:14:54]  And a lawsuit was just filed against us.
[00:14:55]  Yeah, $100 billion.
[00:14:58]  Next episode, I'm like, Elon Musk is so cool.
[00:15:00]  I love Elon Musk.
[00:15:02]  You know what I mean?
[00:15:02]  He's a Doge is great.
[00:15:03]  You know, you get his lost lawsuit, and suddenly you start praising Elon Musk.
[00:15:08]  Alex, what's going on, buddy?
[00:15:09]  What's going on?
[00:15:10]  No, but if you can put that back, the left is actually in free fall right now.
[00:15:13]  They're not looking good.
[00:15:15]  They're not sending their best.
[00:15:16]  And that's because, obviously, we know the left has low T. Sam Cedar's low T. That's why I want to remind you guys something very important.
[00:15:23]  Stop being a pussy.
[00:15:25]  Back in my day, kids used to get pussy.
[00:15:28]  Now they just are pussies, which is not the exact same effect.
[00:15:31]  In fact, I was walking around.
[00:15:32]  Do you know how many men I know that own cats?
[00:15:35]  Some in the room.
[00:15:36]  Some in the room.
[00:15:37]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:15:38]  Some in the room.
[00:15:39]  I will tell you this.
[00:15:40]  I did used to have a cat, but I got rid of him and I traded him up for some testosterone.
[00:15:43]  I'm not even joking, though.
[00:15:45]  My levels were at a certain level.
[00:15:46]  And with supplementation, I was able to get my lifestyle change.
[00:15:50]  I was able to get my levels a lot higher.
[00:15:51]  He recently got blood tested again, and they are through the roof.
[00:15:53]  It's fantastic.
[00:15:54]  Now, there's no other way that you can change your testosterone levels.
[00:15:57]  Test is important.
[00:15:58]  It helps you not feel fatigued.
[00:16:00]  It helps you to yell at your employees for basic mistakes.
[00:16:02]  It also helps you to get, you know, if you're not getting erections in the morning, that means you probably have low T. If you're not feeling horny, I know it's probably nice to like, you know, have that self-control, but as a man, you got to, you know, procreate, got to reproduce, you got to have that drive.
[00:16:14]  And there is chemical warfare in our body, meaning that men today who are 18 have lower grip strength than 65-year-olds back in 1950, which means that, you know, men today look like men.
[00:16:23]  They kind of act like men, but they don't have that tenacity, right?
[00:16:26]  They're afraid of being called names and they don't want to be called racist.
[00:16:29]  That's a low T problem.
[00:16:30]  That's what the left does.
[00:16:32]  We got to get our T up.
[00:16:33]  And right now, with Fenugreek, as well as so many other ingredients, you can get IGF-1 from T-BoostNow.com.
[00:16:40]  This will naturally increase your testosterone levels up to 50%.
[00:16:44]  You take this, use it for a few months, change it with a little bit of lifting weights, and you will find yourself feeling not just like a man, you'll be acting like one too.
[00:16:52]  You got to take this very seriously.
[00:16:53]  Go to t-b-o-o-st-t-n-o-w.com, promo code Elijah.
[00:16:56]  Save up to 50% on auto ship, plus an additional 10% using my promo code Elijah at teaboostnow.com.
[00:17:03]  Make sure that you get the supplement that others are using, including it's really good, though.
[00:17:06]  Australia Ben had me send him some, and God knows he's needed this.
[00:17:10]  You know what I mean?
[00:17:10]  He did.
[00:17:11]  He really needed this.
[00:17:11]  He was struggling a little bit there, right?
[00:17:13]  By the way, I thought you were about to go into the purge.
[00:17:16]  I talked about cats and parasites kind of goes together naturally, but we went another direction.
[00:17:21]  We already thought we were talking about Israel and then we're going to go to parasites.
[00:17:23]  Yeah.
[00:17:24]  Okay.
[00:17:24]  Sorry, that was too.
[00:17:26]  When we needed the drum, hey, now we needed the drum thing.
[00:17:28]  Yeah.
[00:17:29]  Well, that was a joke, by the way.
[00:17:32]  That was a joke.
[00:17:32]  It was humor.
[00:17:33]  All right.
[00:17:34]  We actually got to get into our top story today.
[00:17:36]  As you can see, I'm not exhausted and burned out from both ends.
[00:17:39]  That's also because I was taking a nap with the two Michaels.
[00:17:43]  So you get burned out both ends.
[00:17:44]  Getting blown from both ends.
[00:17:46]  Yeah.
[00:17:46]  Let's talk about this.
[00:17:48]  So real story.
[00:17:50]  Thomas Matthew Finkelstein, also known commonly as Thomas Matthew.
[00:17:54]  Massey, you changed his name.
[00:17:56]  I'm kidding.
[00:17:57]  No, no, imagine that.
[00:17:58]  It's like, the guy is like AI Pet guy.
[00:17:59]  His name's Finkelstein.
[00:18:02]  No, reliable source, Benny Johnson, came out and said, President Trump says Congressman Thomas Massey should be primaried and he will personally lead the charge.
[00:18:10]  Donald Trump said, thank you to the House Freedom Caucus for just delivering a big blow to the radical left.
[00:18:17]  Really, dude?
[00:18:18]  To the radical left, Democrats, and their desire to raise taxes and shut our country down.
[00:18:23]  Hell yeah.
[00:18:24]  They hate America and all it stands for.
[00:18:26]  That's why they allowed millions of criminals to invade our nation.
[00:18:30]  Sometimes it takes great courage to do the right thing.
[00:18:32]  Congressman Thomas Massey, a beautiful Kentucky, is an automatic no vote on just about everything, despite the fact that he has always voted for continuing resolutions in the past.
[00:18:41]  He should be primaried, and I will lead the charge against him.
[00:18:44]  He's just another grandstander who's too much trouble and not worth the fight.
[00:18:48]  He reminds me of Liz Cheney before her historic record breaking fall.
[00:18:52]  The people of Kentucky won't stand for it.
[00:18:54]  Just watch.
[00:18:54]  Do I have any takers?
[00:18:56]  Anyway, thank you again to the House Freedom Caucus for your very important vote.
[00:18:59]  We need to buy some time in order to make America great again, greater than ever before, unite and win.
[00:19:04]  And when he says that, ladies and gentlemen, we're talking about America's getting so great.
[00:19:08]  We've created anti-Semitism task forces.
[00:19:11]  We've canceled $400 in funding.
[00:19:13]  Perfect.
[00:19:14]  $400 in funding from Columbia University for anti-Semitism.
[00:19:18]  We've reinstated our support for our friends in Israel, giving them four additional billion dollars on top of the $3.5 billion, plus an additional $8 to $12 billion in unrestricted embargo arms sales.
[00:19:31]  Additionally, additionally, it gets better, guys, for America.
[00:19:34]  It gets better.
[00:19:35]  All right, listen to this.
[00:19:36]  Every single, almost every single congressman has put signs outside their doors.
[00:19:40]  Physical signs says, I stand with Israel now.
[00:19:42]  We have the senator here from Florida who's the only flag he has in his office is an Israeli flag, right?
[00:19:49]  What's his name?
[00:19:49]  Rick Scott Timpson.
[00:19:50]  Yeah, Rick Scott.
[00:19:51]  And lastly, to put it all to piece, if we're not busy fighting their wars and funding them, we're busy fighting and funding another war in Ukraine with the same with the Jewish president as well.
[00:20:02]  So even if we get two-for-one deal for Americans, and who cares about anti-white ideology?
[00:20:08]  Who cares about if universities have been hating on Americans, America?
[00:20:11]  The real threat to America is Hamas and the radical left.
[00:20:16]  You were telling us you were drunk in your life.
[00:20:19]  And you got drunk and you get honest when you're drunk.
[00:20:21]  And Mike was like, you know, he always tries to be cool and edgy.
[00:20:23]  And he said, no, the main threat to America is Hamas terrorists and the woke radical mind virus.
[00:20:28]  It's crazy.
[00:20:29]  Yeah, that's not all I said either.
[00:20:30]  That's all I said.
[00:20:31]  I said, you know, put me on full screen.
[00:20:34]  I said, you know what, Elijah?
[00:20:35]  You know what we need?
[00:20:37]  A xenophobic nationalism.
[00:20:39]  Oh!
[00:20:42]  Thank you.
[00:20:43]  PKB coined that idea.
[00:20:45]  And I've heard some.
[00:20:46]  Hey, you were the first one.
[00:20:47]  You were the first streamer to say that.
[00:20:49]  You were the first streamer and people started stealing.
[00:20:51]  You were the first one.
[00:20:52]  Remember back in the day?
[00:20:53]  On Aiden Ross's stream, no less.
[00:20:55]  Yeah, you're the first person.
[00:20:56]  Like, they copied your style, bro.
[00:20:58]  Bro, bro.
[00:20:58]  You didn't even get invited to sleepover, bro.
[00:21:00]  And they copied your style, bro.
[00:21:02]  That's crazy, bro.
[00:21:03]  Hey, chat.
[00:21:03]  Wow.
[00:21:04]  $5,000.
[00:21:04]  Super chat.
[00:21:05]  Thanks, bro.
[00:21:06]  Anyway, your mom has cancer.
[00:21:07]  Five booms for your mom.
[00:21:09]  Boom, boom, boom, boom.
[00:21:13]  I'm putting that on the list of other sound effects that we need to add, actually.
[00:21:18]  Are you tired of winning it?
[00:21:19]  I know Earl was telling me too.
[00:21:20]  He's like, man, I can't wait to get back to America because I just want to fight anti-Semitism more and more and more.
[00:21:28]  You weren't really telling me, like, I love coming back because it's nice to come back to a state where the senator, like technically, like the highest office of the legislative branch, like one of the biggest empire in the world, flies an Israeli flag.
[00:21:43]  Thank God.
[00:21:44]  Because you know what would suck?
[00:21:46]  What if Americans were treated like we were the chosen people of our own nation?
[00:21:50]  God forbid.
[00:21:50]  God forbid.
[00:21:51]  Chosen for what?
[00:21:53]  Maybe like the roads to work?

=== Preston's Basement Plan (01:37) ===

[00:21:55]  The roads to not have holes in them.
[00:21:57]  Yeah, but I should have, I should have get, I get it.
[00:22:01]  Why they're afraid and stuff.
[00:22:03]  Because I've had Jewish people come up to me and say, like, you know, with tears in their eyes, will you hide me?
[00:22:12]  They're like, hey, if shit hits the fan, will you hide me in your basement and then write a diary for me?
[00:22:19]  And I've said yes.
[00:22:21]  The question is, the question is, though, literally, like, I remember I had a Jewish friend, Preston Parra, came over and there was a, it's true.
[00:22:31]  And I remember we had carpet.
[00:22:33]  We had carpet and he said, would you please remove your carpet?
[00:22:36]  And I said, come on, man.
[00:22:37]  What do you mean?
[00:22:38]  He goes, I just want to see if there's wood underneath because I want to loosen a floorboard so I could hide underneath.
[00:22:47]  And I said, but what if, but what if you suffocate?
[00:22:50]  And he goes, no, the floor is made of wood, so gas can go through, right?
[00:22:55]  Carbon dioxide and oxygen can pass through.
[00:22:57]  There's no way you would die behind a wood barrier.
[00:23:00]  And I said, Preston, I love you, man.
[00:23:03]  And then we kissed.
[00:23:06]  Okay.
[00:23:07]  It was a great start.
[00:23:08]  It was a great story.
[00:23:09]  How is that?
[00:23:10]  And that was the C-PAC.
[00:23:11]  Yeah.
[00:23:12]  Yeah.
[00:23:13]  No, that's a crazy story, right?
[00:23:15]  That's a crazy story.
[00:23:16]  We love Preston.

=== Candace Owens 2028? (10:16) ===

[00:23:17]  Speaking of that, Conservative Pack did just come out and endorse, directly endorse Thomas Massey from what I saw.
[00:23:27]  So they're coming behind him.
[00:23:28]  That's a great pack.
[00:23:29]  We're proud of our friends coming out there and saying that.
[00:23:31]  But I want to bring this up.
[00:23:34]  Candice Owens actually ended up putting up a response to this.
[00:23:38]  I want to get your guys' opinion on this.
[00:23:40]  Candace Owens said, should I run for president with Thomas Massey in 2028 or 2032?
[00:23:44]  Real question.
[00:23:45]  This goes into like the idea of like, oh, would you vote for someone?
[00:23:49]  Would you honestly be willing, Hennessy, to vote for Candace?
[00:23:54]  She's a friend of the show and a friend, but like a black woman is president.
[00:23:56]  We just went through that.
[00:23:58]  Yeah, women as president, I do have trouble with.
[00:24:00]  If anybody could pull it off, I believe it'd definitely be Candace.
[00:24:03]  It'd be a killer matchup, the two of them.
[00:24:06]  So better than what we're dealing with right now.
[00:24:08]  I have another woman in mind that could be president.
[00:24:11]  Stop.
[00:24:12]  I think Joey knows what I'm talking about.
[00:24:14]  Joey knows.
[00:24:15]  No, what?
[00:24:16]  No.
[00:24:16]  She said Telania Trump.
[00:24:18]  Oh, you just want her to take executive action on you.
[00:24:23]  That's true.
[00:24:24]  He dresses up as a Bill.
[00:24:25]  His role plays.
[00:24:26]  I'm a Bill on Capital Bill.
[00:24:29]  Sorry, baby.
[00:24:30]  That's American humor.
[00:24:32]  You wouldn't get it.
[00:24:33]  Can I say this about Massey?
[00:24:35]  I don't know.
[00:24:35]  I don't know the whole thing, but do we know if he'd be a good leader?
[00:24:40]  Because it's like easy to just rebel against everything and do nothing.
[00:24:43]  But I'm not trying to talk shit about him, but I think he's one of the only leaders who has to take money from APAC.
[00:24:49]  He's one of the only politicians who didn't take money from AIPAC.
[00:24:52]  That's why.
[00:24:52]  And he's like pretty much been a freedom-loving patriot his entire life, right?
[00:24:58]  So I feel like I feel like this is just getting too hot.
[00:25:01]  I can't even see.
[00:25:02]  Joey's looking at me like.
[00:25:05]  Well, that's me.
[00:25:05]  Well, that's because right now, me and Joey have a bet for how many articles of clothing on Elijah's body will change throughout the course of the show.
[00:25:14]  I have under three.
[00:25:15]  He has over three.
[00:25:16]  So it's kind of a close race right now.
[00:25:18]  Well, yeah.
[00:25:19]  Okay, but here's the point.
[00:25:20]  What you said about you don't know he's going to be a good leader.
[00:25:22]  The idea.
[00:25:22]  I'm going to find that out though.
[00:25:23]  Well, like, because it's like this.
[00:25:24]  So people do point out the fact Trump wants to primary Kentucky Representative Thomas Massey, who's taken $0 from AIPAC, but Trump has taken 230 million.
[00:25:32]  You know what I mean?
[00:25:33]  And that's why he wants him out.
[00:25:35]  He's one of the only politicians that is not taking money from APAC, and then Trump says we got to take him out.
[00:25:38]  It's kind of crazy.
[00:25:39]  Well, it's definitely Israel.
[00:25:41]  Yes.
[00:25:41]  Well, so, okay.
[00:25:43]  I was informed by very reliable sources, DC Draino, that China and Senegal and Liberia actually lobby more than Israel.
[00:25:51]  I mean, Senegal.
[00:25:53]  Yeah.
[00:25:53]  Yeah.
[00:25:53]  Like, it was some strange, like, well, I know for sure it was Liberia.
[00:25:57]  I'm going to find that right now.
[00:25:58]  I'm going to find this out because you know what?
[00:26:00]  Yeah.
[00:26:00]  Him and I go way back.
[00:26:02]  Him and I go way back.
[00:26:03]  We've had speeches together.
[00:26:06]  You know, and it like drained each other.
[00:26:08]  Well, like, obviously, obviously.
[00:26:10]  Obviously, one of the things is like, you know, drained in DC.
[00:26:13]  I obviously, I obviously talk, use my ex account for very important questions like this one today, by the way.
[00:26:22]  If a woman has slept with a black guy, you can put it up there.
[00:26:27]  If a woman has slept with a black guy, it's on the check.
[00:26:29]  Let's put it up.
[00:26:30]  We're looking at the country.
[00:26:31]  Full screen, full screen.
[00:26:32]  I know I am going to go.
[00:26:33]  If a woman has slept with a black guy, would you still date them?
[00:26:36]  So far, we have 8,237 votes.
[00:26:40]  73% is that hell no.
[00:26:42]  11% has some morals, but still says no.
[00:26:46]  6% says the question is evil, and 8.5% are coal burners.
[00:26:51]  Yeah, they like the mud sharks.
[00:26:54]  But that being said, you can take that off the screen for a second.
[00:26:56]  I want to find this reply here.
[00:26:59]  It was what he said.
[00:27:00]  He goes, a lot of people are coming out, including DC Draino, and they're running cover, ironically, for Israel.
[00:27:08]  And I think it's kind of strange because they continually get ratioed because people have sort of woken up to what's really going on, but they just don't stop.
[00:27:16]  Like, they don't stop this.
[00:27:17]  And I don't know what got into Draino because he used to be someone who sort of pursued and chased after the truth, but it seems like he's just kind of doing whatever the GOP is asking him to do these days.
[00:27:26]  He's getting drained.
[00:27:27]  He's been getting drained by the GOP.
[00:27:30]  That's clear.
[00:27:31]  It is actually clear.
[00:27:33]  I'm trying to look for it real fast because it's kind of hard to find.
[00:27:36]  It's a pack back.
[00:27:37]  Well, you look for that.
[00:27:38]  Ramy Lux says the video quality looks way better than normal.
[00:27:41]  So good job tonight, Michael.
[00:27:42]  Can you applause?
[00:27:44]  Yeah, thank you for that.
[00:27:45]  Thanks for cutting off his applause.
[00:27:46]  Okay.
[00:27:47]  One more time.
[00:27:48]  Applause.
[00:27:49]  You go ahead.
[00:27:49]  There you go.
[00:27:50]  Yeah, there you go.
[00:27:53]  Man.
[00:27:53]  Well, that's what happens once you put Elijah in 4K behind the camera is that the resolution therefore translates over to the rest of us.
[00:28:01]  That's why the video quality is better.
[00:28:03]  At least, yeah, the 4K is good.
[00:28:05]  Yeah, there you go.
[00:28:06]  I guess I didn't find that yet, but I did have this.
[00:28:08]  This is Money Doesn't Buy Happiness.
[00:28:10]  Me with the nuke that I bought right here about to delete India.
[00:28:16]  No, you're not talking.
[00:28:22]  Sorry.
[00:28:23]  That was just on my screen.
[00:28:24]  You take that off the screen.
[00:28:25]  Let me find this here.
[00:28:28]  Let's see.
[00:28:28]  Where is Indian hate tonight?
[00:28:30]  You're not hating on Indians.
[00:28:31]  You started by calling them shit-eating demons.
[00:28:34]  This is very unconscious.
[00:28:35]  Here we go.
[00:28:36]  Here we go.
[00:28:37]  I found it.
[00:28:37]  I found it.
[00:28:38]  All right.
[00:28:38]  Bring it up here.
[00:28:40]  So DC Draino said, this is interesting.
[00:28:43]  Do you know which country spends the most on lobbying?
[00:28:47]  China.
[00:28:48]  The Chi Coms, right?
[00:28:50]  He's looking for a job at Infowars, right?
[00:28:52]  Yeah.
[00:28:53]  Here they have some openings recently.
[00:28:54]  Let's see.
[00:28:55]  Can we see the numbers though?
[00:28:56]  Sorry.
[00:28:57]  That was so.
[00:28:58]  It was wicked.
[00:28:58]  That was a wicked statement.
[00:29:00]  And I was just saying because I know that they had to fire people.
[00:29:03]  That's what I meant.
[00:29:04]  Muslim nations, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and UAE all make the top 10.
[00:29:08]  Israel is number 10.
[00:29:09]  Here's the top countries.
[00:29:11]  Like China, 446 million.
[00:29:14]  It's a lot of money.
[00:29:15]  Japan, 387.
[00:29:16]  And Liberia.
[00:29:16]  That's what you were thinking.
[00:29:17]  Yeah.
[00:29:17]  Yeah.
[00:29:18]  Liberia.
[00:29:20]  I hate when everyone goes and kisses the Liberian mud hut.
[00:29:25]  Oh, the Liberians in Congress.
[00:29:26]  It's crazy.
[00:29:27]  It's crazy.
[00:29:27]  I love what they all did a round of applause and Zelensky wore a suit.
[00:29:31]  So I came down and I said this, right?
[00:29:33]  I said, Draino, like, this is like, this is like here.
[00:29:36]  We're getting the same amount of likes here.
[00:29:37]  I see you don't understand FARA and affiliate lobbying, NGO lobbying.
[00:29:41]  Like, this is a list of people who are registered as foreign agents foreign countries.
[00:29:44]  This is not like Adelson giving $100 million to lobby for, like for an American giving $100 million on behalf of Israel.
[00:29:50]  Like, when you have lobbying, also, there's NGOs.
[00:29:53]  Like, when people say, when I said, hey, I've been offered money to lie for the IDF, I didn't say the IDF tried to pay me.
[00:30:00]  It was called like, I think it was called Friends of Zion or just some bullshit name of a group that worked through an influencer agency that offered me thousands of dollars to lie.
[00:30:08]  The money is not all just like Netanyahu's like handing cash.
[00:30:11]  It's they lobby.
[00:30:13]  It's called cleaning the money, right?
[00:30:14]  So you keep the money clean so you don't have to register under FARA.
[00:30:17]  Plus, APAC doesn't have to register under FARA.
[00:30:20]  So their money isn't even considered that way.
[00:30:23]  And who was it that said when they were asked publicly about like whether that would happen?
[00:30:29]  He said specifically, APAC should not have to register as a foreign agent because we already know that Israel's lobbying and they're our ally.
[00:30:37]  I don't know.
[00:30:38]  And I said, these people aren't dumb.
[00:30:39]  You aren't either, but this is not accurate.
[00:30:41]  And DC Draino was like, I very much understand it and I'm aware of how many other countries avoid FARA requirements.
[00:30:45]  They're lobbying groups.
[00:30:46]  This chart is about direct lobbying from countries.
[00:30:49]  So you knew it was inaccurate.
[00:30:53]  He's like, yeah, actually, I do know about that.
[00:30:55]  And it's like me being like, you know who's the number one murder suspect in America?
[00:31:03]  White people.
[00:31:04]  And it's like, actually, that's not true.
[00:31:07]  It's not true.
[00:31:09]  Oh, well, yeah, I knew that.
[00:31:13]  So then you lied.
[00:31:14]  You just lied to you just.
[00:31:16]  Can we just call that out?
[00:31:17]  Drano, what are you doing, man?
[00:31:19]  You're losing credibility, a lot of credibility.
[00:31:22]  I have a lot of mutual friends who've written me the same thing.
[00:31:23]  What is he doing?
[00:31:24]  And this is a personal thing because I'm not attacking him.
[00:31:27]  I'm just wondering why he's doing this.
[00:31:30]  I think I know why.
[00:31:31]  Because he's an entertainment lawyer.
[00:31:33]  Yeah, was part of it.
[00:31:34]  Yeah.
[00:31:34]  What?
[00:31:35]  Yeah, I mean, we don't know.
[00:31:36]  Entertainment lawyer from LA.
[00:31:39]  Well, no, I just, I just don't get the blatant lie.
[00:31:42]  I don't, I don't get the blatant lie.
[00:31:44]  I guess he's right, but you can't, they're not accounting for the money that's coming from inside of America from pro-Israeli.
[00:31:51]  No, but even just APAC spends more than this in election.
[00:31:55]  It's just that like he said, no, do you know which country spends the most on lobbying?
[00:31:59]  No, this is foreign countries spending on registered farah lobbying, but APAC is open about how much they spend.
[00:32:05]  It's hundreds of millions of dollars.
[00:32:07]  They spent more than that on just the last election, right?
[00:32:09]  This is like the last 10 years, I think.
[00:32:11]  I think this was like a chart.
[00:32:12]  Yeah, this was a chart of the last 10 years.
[00:32:14]  And just in the last election, Israel spent more in just one election.
[00:32:18]  I think when you added it all together, it was like $510 million in one election.
[00:32:23]  So it's like, so yeah, they spend more than China in 10 years.
[00:32:27]  And he's like, well, I didn't know that, but I'm just talking about direct farah lobbying.
[00:32:30]  It's like, you didn't say that.
[00:32:32]  And that is inaccurate.
[00:32:34]  That is just inaccurate.
[00:32:35]  Well, it's a lie, though.
[00:32:37]  Yeah, somebody made a chat and it proves his point.
[00:32:38]  So he's going to post it.
[00:32:40]  It didn't prove his point.
[00:32:42]  It proves some point, even though it's inaccurate.
[00:32:44]  I just don't like the lies.
[00:32:46]  Is it too much to ask for my meme accounts not to lie to me?
[00:32:49]  Yes.
[00:32:50]  That is too much to ask, actually.
[00:32:53]  This is why I subscribe to MendozaReport.com.
[00:32:57]  He gives you the straight take.
[00:32:59]  Well, not so straight nowadays.
[00:33:01]  That's the Mendoza fact.
[00:33:02]  That's what I think we're talking about.
[00:33:03]  Yeah, no.
[00:33:04]  Speaking of that, speaking of that, I just think there's too many.
[00:33:07]  Let's just call this.
[00:33:08]  There's too many intentional people running cover.
[00:33:10]  Our last episode, we talked about that with Nick.
[00:33:12]  You know, there was too many people this weekend talking about Qatari money.
[00:33:16]  And by the way, also my take too, I had a hot take.

=== Why You Should Consider a Gut Cleanse (02:59) ===

[00:33:18]  Suddenly, which is so funny, everyone cares about Syrian Christians being persecuted.
[00:33:23]  That was new for me this week.
[00:33:25]  And everyone was like, who hasn't mentioned that?
[00:33:27]  No one has been mentioning that before.
[00:33:28]  Yeah, including the people who are crying about no one mentioning that.
[00:33:31]  Never mentioned that.
[00:33:32]  And by the way, I want to remind you, I'm the one.
[00:33:34]  Do you remember this era last year when I talked about Greater Israel when Israel and Turkey, which is really the United States, NATO, was forcing a regime change in Syria?
[00:33:41]  And I was literally saying, hey, they're going to kill a bunch of Christians literally just to get their regime changed for Israel.
[00:33:47]  And I got called what?
[00:33:48]  An anti-Semite defending Christians because that is anti-Semitism today.
[00:33:52]  Defending Christians is anti-Semitic.
[00:33:53]  That being said, speaking of that, speaking of parasitic relationships, purge.
[00:33:59]  I have a question.
[00:33:59]  Have you actually used this?
[00:34:00]  I don't, maybe you haven't.
[00:34:01]  I haven't actually.
[00:34:02]  No.
[00:34:02]  Okay.
[00:34:03]  Yeah.
[00:34:03]  He has a different colon cleanse.
[00:34:04]  He just uses a yeah.
[00:34:08]  Okay.
[00:34:08]  Well, check this out.
[00:34:09]  So this is not even a joke.
[00:34:12]  You actually do have parasites most likely living in your body.
[00:34:14]  Okay.
[00:34:14]  Now, not all of them are directly harming you in a very serious way, but some of them might be.
[00:34:22]  And whether or not you have the parasites in your body or not, you do probably have invasive colonies of bacteria, right?
[00:34:28]  You have different types of infections that can go on.
[00:34:30]  And you might even be missing key, key, key things like the lining of the walls of your intestines, but that's from your drinking habit.
[00:34:38]  That won't cure that.
[00:34:39]  But I will tell you this.
[00:34:40]  There are amazing ingredients, active ingredients that you can buy to do a gut cleanse and a parasite cleanse that will actually, you can buy it at Whole Foods.
[00:34:48]  The problem is you have to buy them in bulk and it ends up costing you like hundreds of dollars.
[00:34:53]  So the makers of Purge decided to come together and find a way to bring all the natural, not chemical, not artificial ingredients that actually clear out your gut and clear you non-stop of everything that's in there, including actually targeting and getting rid of serious parasites.
[00:35:08]  And it's only in this one bottle.
[00:35:10]  You can get it 20% off at purgestore.com, promo code Elijah.
[00:35:13]  But the most important part about this is, I will always say this.
[00:35:16]  There's multiple people who thought they had IBS who did this because I said that, you know, people with IBS have been finding a cure for it, but not actually IBS.
[00:35:23]  It turns out they had just like parasitic site infections.
[00:35:25]  Whether you've eaten sushi or you've gone to Mexico or you've gone down on someone in Mexico, you could have gotten a parasite.
[00:35:31]  You never know what's going on, right?
[00:35:32]  And this product is guaranteed to work.
[00:35:34]  You should be in your arrestroom.
[00:35:35]  But if you've been looking to do a gut cleanse, particularly one that has more targeted, not just like, because some gut cleanses are dangerous, they actually tear the lining of your intestines.
[00:35:42]  They do, and you get like, it's kind of disgusting.
[00:35:44]  This is safe and it doesn't have those terrible side effects and it's extremely powerful.
[00:35:48]  So please, if you've been dealing with bloating and all that stuff, this can also make you thinner for summer.
[00:35:53]  Before the beach trip, we should just go do a gut cleanse over the weekend, Joey.
[00:35:56]  Yeah, we should.
[00:35:56]  We should like take, I have a gut cleanse.
[00:35:58]  I'll give you some pills.
[00:35:59]  We'll do that because I have these and we'll just take them over the weekend.
[00:36:01]  Get rid of our parasites.

=== Pushing Primary Massey (11:51) ===

[00:36:04]  But if you want to get rid of the parasites in Congress, you will be primaried in your election.
[00:36:07]  Go to purgestore.com, promo code Elijah, get 20% off.
[00:36:11]  All right, so final conclusion on the Massey is we should switch subjects.
[00:36:14]  Like I played earlier, the joke was we're importing Indians.
[00:36:18]  The reason why there was a minority is we're importing Indians.
[00:36:21]  We have like crime problems.
[00:36:22]  And then Trump's concerned about what?
[00:36:24]  Primary Massey because he does, he's not, he's not an Israeli-controlled plant.
[00:36:29]  That's honestly what I believe is going on.
[00:36:32]  He's a good politician.
[00:36:33]  I like him.
[00:36:33]  Everyone in MAGA likes him.
[00:36:35]  Everyone in MAGA I've seen is like, what the hell?
[00:36:37]  Yeah.
[00:36:37]  Because he's like a truly America first patriot.
[00:36:40]  Anti-war, everything.
[00:36:41]  Was it the fact that he was voting?
[00:36:43]  He wasn't getting on the bandwagon.
[00:36:44]  He was voting against every thing that was going through.
[00:36:48]  Is that why?
[00:36:49]  He's like, you're not playing ball.
[00:36:50]  Let's get him out.
[00:36:51]  Like he votes on principle, which I mean, some people don't see as being conducive to actually getting anything done, which is kind of true.
[00:36:59]  But it's like, you know, I mean, most people don't vote in principle at all.
[00:37:02]  So it's like, which one do you want?
[00:37:04]  Someone who votes on principle or someone who's just going along with staff school because they're forced to buy the exactly.
[00:37:09]  Yeah.
[00:37:10]  Or the money interest or the lobby.
[00:37:12]  So, I mean, yeah, it's interesting because, I mean, I can see why they want to consolidate power than get everyone behind like a certain cause to pass the budget bill.
[00:37:21]  But they always slip something in the budget bill that you don't want.
[00:37:24]  It's like, oh, we're going to balance the budget.
[00:37:25]  But it's like, yeah, but then we're also going to hang all anti-Semites or something.
[00:37:28]  It's just like, okay, you kind of slip that one in there in page 346 and then dropped on my desk two hours ago.
[00:37:34]  I'm not going to get to that.
[00:37:35]  What's the one in Florida?
[00:37:36]  It's like illegal to.
[00:37:38]  Oh, is it illegal to question something?
[00:37:41]  I think it's illegal to distribute like pamphlets, and that was because of Handsome Truth, because of our good friend.
[00:37:47]  Good friend of the show, Handsome Truth.
[00:37:49]  He's not, but I mean, he's cool.
[00:37:50]  I've talked to him a couple times before.
[00:37:52]  And I said, you're bad.
[00:37:53]  You're a bad guy.
[00:37:55]  You talked to him to lecture him and try and change his ways, right?
[00:37:58]  Yeah.
[00:37:59]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:37:59]  I was like, dude, come on, Jews.
[00:38:02]  Come on.
[00:38:02]  What's wrong?
[00:38:03]  Well, what's going on?
[00:38:04]  Okay, but what I am going to say is, is that, yeah, I guess my final conclusion would be, I don't know, Hennessy, what you think, but I think, by the way, and by the way, one of the key things is like while everyone was putting up with the I stand with Israel signs, he put this up.
[00:38:15]  Look, he put this up on his door.
[00:38:17]  So I'm saying this is politically motivated.
[00:38:18]  He put this on his door.
[00:38:19]  No foreign lobbying.
[00:38:20]  If you enter this office seeking funds on behalf of a foreign nation, you may be in violation of 22 U.S. Code.
[00:38:26]  Yeah, we got to go in.
[00:38:27]  We put pictures up.
[00:38:27]  Let's go full screen.
[00:38:29]  Okay.
[00:38:29]  Let's go.
[00:38:30]  Boom.
[00:38:31]  No foreign lobbying.
[00:38:32]  America first.
[00:38:33]  By the way, let's get a little round of applause here.
[00:38:35]  I think Hennessy's doing great for his first time in the march.
[00:38:39]  I'm actually impressed.
[00:38:41]  The first time I did it, I ended up with HIV.
[00:38:43]  You know what I mean?
[00:38:43]  So I just ended up with AIDS.
[00:38:45]  I am a little nervous because this was Mike's station.
[00:38:47]  So I know the OnlyFan things going on.
[00:38:50]  So there's a good chance something could end up happening.
[00:38:52]  You don't want to mess with his business.
[00:38:54]  Yeah.
[00:38:55]  I actually have a photo.
[00:38:56]  Never mind.
[00:38:57]  I'll save that for later.
[00:38:58]  They, you know, with Thomas Massey, I think the big thing is that they get nervous with him because he's not willing to play ball.
[00:39:03]  You know, he's not going ahead.
[00:39:04]  He's not following what everybody wants.
[00:39:06]  As Elijah touched Basan, we have AIPAC money piling in and he's not been, he's not received any of it.
[00:39:12]  And so we've seen him defend us as far as our Second Amendment.
[00:39:17]  We've seen him defend us on our freedom of speech.
[00:39:19]  We're also seeing him defend us against the lobbyists.
[00:39:22]  I mean, he's the same guy that went on Tucker Carlson, mentioned that they have their own handlers, almost everybody that's in the government right now, showing that foreign government, which Draino decided to leave off, the list is actually influencing our government behind the scenes.
[00:39:38]  And I find it interesting too with Dorano.
[00:39:40]  The one thing with him is he's giving about payments here and payments there and people collecting certain payments.
[00:39:46]  But he actually, he received payments himself here in Florida.
[00:39:50]  And I believe Thomas Massey actually called him out on it when they were trying to pass a law.
[00:39:55]  I think it was for, you know, Amendment 2, I believe it was.
[00:39:59]  So I think Thomas Massey's doing a great job.
[00:40:02]  It's sad to see him being attacked as he is.
[00:40:04]  And so.
[00:40:05]  I remember them posting screenshots of that.
[00:40:07]  Wasn't he denying it?
[00:40:08]  And then they were like, here's the screenshots of your donation.
[00:40:11]  Yeah, but I will say, you know, I am seeing a really weak sort of like pull against Massey.
[00:40:19]  This is my final thought on this.
[00:40:21]  If Massey was actually a, you know, was somebody that should be primaried, like Dan Bongino, who's very smart.
[00:40:28]  He's a friend of the show, deputy director of the FBI.
[00:40:31]  He's like, you know, Massey has no plan.
[00:40:32]  And the whole thing is like, Massey has no plan.
[00:40:35]  And it's like, look, that's not really a good reason to get rid of one of our best fighters.
[00:40:38]  Like, if Massey is like destructive, here's the deal.
[00:40:41]  I was pushing the CR resolution plan because I really believe in it.
[00:40:44]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:45]  We really believe, I believe in pushing Trump's CR resolution.
[00:40:49]  We put up reels.
[00:40:50]  We put up tweets.
[00:40:51]  You know what I mean?
[00:40:51]  Because I'm not a paid chill.
[00:40:53]  How many did we put up, by the way?
[00:40:54]  Five tweets and then two videos on TikTok, YouTube, Instagram.
[00:40:58]  No, I was kidding.
[00:41:00]  I was, yeah, by then, I know.
[00:41:02]  I lobby for the Republican Party.
[00:41:04]  That's actually the joke.
[00:41:04]  And I'm very open about that.
[00:41:06]  And the Republican Party were trying to push the CR resolution through.
[00:41:08]  So I was lobbying for it.
[00:41:10]  And here's the deal.
[00:41:11]  That's my point.
[00:41:12]  It's like, I agreed we should push it.
[00:41:14]  I disagreed with some things in it, but it was enough to keep the government from shutting down.
[00:41:18]  And I want to keep it going because I want to get rid of anti-Semitism.
[00:41:20]  So how are we going to get doing this without the government funded, right?
[00:41:23]  Right, true.
[00:41:24]  So, but I don't mind because Massey was like, hey, actually, there's some problems in the bill.
[00:41:28]  Let's hold up.
[00:41:29]  So I wasn't like, hey, actually, fuck you.
[00:41:31]  Let's actually push it through in the primary.
[00:41:34]  I was like, oh, no, let's listen to him, you know?
[00:41:35]  And I'm lobbying for the bill for the Republican Party.
[00:41:39]  And I'm still okay with Massey being against it because usually he's against superfluous spending.
[00:41:44]  I didn't read the whole bill.
[00:41:45]  Obviously, his team did.
[00:41:47]  So then I'm like, as you should in politics, let's listen to why we don't push this through.
[00:41:50]  Instead of doing that, Trump's like, actually get rid of this guy.
[00:41:53]  I don't like that personally, because usually when governments try to push through budgets without actually having an honest debate, there's usually bullshit inside.
[00:42:02]  And then they blame Democrats in their power for doing that.
[00:42:04]  And then we do it too.
[00:42:05]  That's what it's like.
[00:42:06]  I feel like, you know, I do want Trump's agenda to go through.
[00:42:08]  I want the budget to go through.
[00:42:09]  I want to be able to get out of Ukraine.
[00:42:11]  I want to be able to put pressure on foreign countries, cut spending.
[00:42:14]  But at the same time, why the fuck does Massey need to go away because he disagrees with this?
[00:42:18]  You know, it doesn't make any sense.
[00:42:20]  Do you think that Trump coming out and saying that they can get him primarily?
[00:42:25]  I think it's Chris LaSavita that wants him out because Chris, because it's the Jewish lobby trying to get him out.
[00:42:31]  Chris LaSavita owns Trump.
[00:42:33]  He wants everything.
[00:42:34]  Can you pull up a picture?
[00:42:34]  Can we see what he is?
[00:42:35]  Yeah, excuse me.
[00:42:36]  Let me bring him up.
[00:42:36]  Give me a second here.
[00:42:40]  Also, while Lil looks it up, yeah, here it is.
[00:42:44]  Is Michael's haircut a W or L check?
[00:42:45]  Can we get W's or L's in the chat for Michael's haircut?
[00:42:49]  W's.
[00:42:49]  Here, you'll bring him up here.
[00:42:50]  I think it looks pretty nice.
[00:42:53]  I think it looks good.
[00:42:54]  It's got the fringe cut.
[00:42:56]  His switching and haircut are both fresh.
[00:42:58]  Bring that up there.
[00:42:59]  There it is.
[00:42:59]  Chris La Cevita, bring it full screen.
[00:43:01]  I never heard of it.
[00:43:01]  Boom.
[00:43:02]  Okay.
[00:43:03]  He's really who runs the government, honestly.
[00:43:05]  And he's an American guy, huh?
[00:43:06]  He's very American looking.
[00:43:09]  Yeah.
[00:43:11]  Okay.
[00:43:12]  Yep.
[00:43:12]  So he's a million.
[00:43:13]  I think no one can hear you.
[00:43:14]  This is why Joey's not mic'd up.
[00:43:16]  Everything is like, hey, so check out this.
[00:43:18]  We had a new cereal from post.
[00:43:20]  It's called a trick serial.
[00:43:22]  You know who else pulls tricks when you try to get loans?
[00:43:25]  Jews.
[00:43:26]  This is Joey.
[00:43:28]  It's like, wow.
[00:43:28]  So he's what, a top advisor or a woman?
[00:43:30]  He read his whole campaign, brought him back from the dead.
[00:43:33]  Okay.
[00:43:33]  Yeah.
[00:43:34]  Okay, but I'm just talking about it.
[00:43:35]  Chat, chat, I want to know, chat, where are you at there?
[00:43:38]  One's in the chat if we are primaring Massey.
[00:43:41]  Two's in the chat if we leave him alone.
[00:43:43]  Well, first of all, we have three.
[00:43:44]  Three's in the chat if you want to have to finish out the first vote because we're at a deadlock one W, one L for Michael's haircut.
[00:43:52]  So we need to finish that before we go ahead and get to the next one.
[00:43:55]  We need a tiebreaker.
[00:43:56]  Yeah, we do.
[00:43:56]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:43:57]  It's actually one W.
[00:43:58]  It's actually good, though, that we're only on tonight, your debut back, because we're only, like, maybe, like, between the platforms, like, a thousand people watching live, so it's not like we have, like...
[00:44:07]  Is that true?
[00:44:08]  Yeah, so it's like we don't have like a million people watching live, and so it's less pressure on you.
[00:44:13]  Do you stand with Israel?
[00:44:14]  Tell me right now or you're off.
[00:44:16]  Do you stand with this?
[00:44:17]  I don't know.
[00:44:18]  I didn't stand with anyone.
[00:44:19]  We didn't have some stand with Israel trying to decide behind us.
[00:44:22]  His name is Stand when he pees.
[00:44:23]  So I don't think he stands with Israel.
[00:44:25]  I scored.
[00:44:26]  I like going all forward.
[00:44:27]  Well, I mean, you were in Europe for some time now.
[00:44:30]  So yeah, you probably do school.
[00:44:32]  I learned a new way to pee.
[00:44:34]  They invented a new way over there.
[00:44:35]  Aren't there like a holes that you have to poop in in Australia?
[00:44:40]  That's called the Glory Hole.
[00:44:41]  And you asked to go there and you asked to go there.
[00:44:44]  He's like, wow, I just don't feel this good usually when I'm peeing.
[00:44:47]  Oh, I just stuck my wiener in the hole and it felt, I was like, the greatest pee I ever had.
[00:44:51]  Hey, sir, that's not.
[00:44:52]  And then I had a DC gray.
[00:44:54]  That's what I said to him.
[00:44:55]  And then he's like, no, let's go there.
[00:44:56]  You went there.
[00:44:57]  No, I didn't want to go.
[00:44:58]  I said, let's not go there.
[00:45:00]  And then he went.
[00:45:01]  So I wasn't supposed to poop in the glory hole.
[00:45:05]  First time I ever took a dump, someone started coughing.
[00:45:08]  Oh, disgusting.
[00:45:11]  I literally told someone today, my tax.
[00:45:15]  So our tax guy is obviously very base.
[00:45:17]  A lot of tax guys are because they don't like the government.
[00:45:19]  And I just filed my corporate taxes and everything.
[00:45:21]  And he was like, hey, what do you do for work?
[00:45:27]  What is this slightly offensive incorporated thing?
[00:45:28]  And I go, podcast, not a big deal.
[00:45:30]  And he's like, I'm going to check it out.
[00:45:31]  I go, how do you feel about people saying the N-word?
[00:45:34]  He's like, depends on the context.
[00:45:35]  It can be funny.
[00:45:36]  And I go, okay, you can watch it.
[00:45:37]  You know what I mean?
[00:45:38]  But other than that, he's like, I said it's a podcast for boys, you know?
[00:45:41]  And I always say that.
[00:45:41]  That's funny.
[00:45:42]  You should have told him that.
[00:45:43]  For young boys.
[00:45:44]  Okay, we got to talk about two different Aryan queens here, two different people.
[00:45:50]  We got a foil.
[00:45:51]  We're going to talk about Sarah Stock, then we're going to talk about Bonnie Blue.
[00:45:54]  Because we got two.
[00:45:56]  The duality of woman.
[00:46:00]  Which way, modern man?
[00:46:01]  Which way, Western woman?
[00:46:02]  Yeah, no.
[00:46:02]  All right.
[00:46:03]  So Sarah Stock, who's you might have seen her on Almost Serious.
[00:46:08]  She'll be out here next week on all the slightly offensives.
[00:46:11]  Yeah, she'll be out here at all the slightly offensives.
[00:46:14]  And he's a crazy crowder.
[00:46:15]  He has so much money that he has just as a sound guy.
[00:46:17]  I know, yeah.
[00:46:18]  Like, you got to be rich if you have a dedicated sound.
[00:46:20]  Well, who just presses the horns.
[00:46:21]  Yeah, and like controls the levels and stuff.
[00:46:23]  That's like his whole job is just running sound.
[00:46:25]  He's got really good hearing or something.
[00:46:28]  How do you like the guy?
[00:46:30]  He's blind.
[00:46:31]  He's just like, I can feel all the sound.
[00:46:34]  He's like, Dan Devil.
[00:46:35]  Who's the guy that?
[00:46:36]  Yeah, Daneville.
[00:46:37]  It's Ray Charles.
[00:46:39]  I just, oh, there's some sound.
[00:46:41]  You know?
[00:46:42]  Ray Charles.
[00:46:43]  And then someone's wearing a dress.
[00:46:44]  That's a half Asian lawyer.
[00:46:45]  Someone's in a dress and in a thong.
[00:46:47]  Dress makeup.
[00:46:48]  Someone, that's Steven Crowder.
[00:46:51]  Like, stitches all his dresses together.
[00:46:53]  We got a great skid coming up this week.
[00:46:55]  He's like, we're talking about Thomas Massey.
[00:46:57]  Sir, why are you wearing a thong?
[00:46:58]  Oh, well, because I thought it was a girl.
[00:47:02]  Thomas Massey is a girl's name.
[00:47:05]  All right.
[00:47:06]  Speaking of staying on content here, Sarah Stock, who's one of our journalists.
[00:47:12]  Every time her name gets mentioned, we're going to Air Orn.
[00:47:14]  Yeah.
[00:47:15]  She's a code name for her.
[00:47:17]  Okay, try it again.
[00:47:18]  Sarah Stock, who is, oh, see, it didn't get it.
[00:47:21]  It's tempting.
[00:47:22]  Sarah Stock, we're up, right?
[00:47:25]  We got our Nubian queen.
[00:47:26]  Do it when he leaves.
[00:47:26]  We got our Nubian queen, which is Candace.
[00:47:29]  Princess.
[00:47:29]  Xenophobic Princess.
[00:47:30]  Yeah.
[00:47:30]  Or she was our Aaron Queen, but she is our xenophobic nationalist right now.
[00:47:33]  That's right.
[00:47:35]  She went on with Sam Cedar.
[00:47:36]  We'll look at a clip from him too because he's pretty upset about this on Jubilee.

=== I Hate People Who Aren't White (07:16) ===

[00:47:40]  And I'll be honest, when she's like, she's like, how do you think I did?
[00:47:43]  She said it to me in Earl.
[00:47:44]  And I was like, wow, pretty diabolical starting a giant public thing out arguing for xenophobia.
[00:47:51]  Usually, we don't say like, oh, yeah, by the way, I'm like trying to get Nazism popular again.
[00:47:55]  You know, that's like not the lead-in.
[00:47:57]  But ease into it.
[00:47:58]  Yeah.
[00:48:00]  So are you a bigot?
[00:48:01]  Yes.
[00:48:02]  I hate people who aren't white.
[00:48:05]  I was like, this could go either way.
[00:48:07]  And it worked out really well for her.
[00:48:09]  Listen to this.
[00:48:09]  This was a clip, if you didn't see it already.
[00:48:10]  Most viral clip this week.
[00:48:12]  Very proud.
[00:48:13]  From the xenophobic nationalism, don't you think that's better for Americans in general?
[00:48:17]  Xenophobic.
[00:48:17]  Yes.
[00:48:18]  Nationalism is better.
[00:48:19]  We should have a coherent culture.
[00:48:20]  Everyone should be a part of this in culture.
[00:48:22]  Which do you get to choose what the culture is?
[00:48:24]  We already have a dominant culture.
[00:48:27]  I mean, look, I got to be honest with you.
[00:48:28]  Like, you and I have a fundamental disagreement.
[00:48:32]  We will never see eye to eye on this.
[00:48:35]  Well, speaking of like DC Drain on stuff, you know what Sam Cedar is?
[00:48:41]  DC.
[00:48:42]  Stewart's in Entertainment.
[00:48:43]  He's an Irish entertainer.
[00:48:44]  Oh, okay.
[00:48:45]  No, but Sam Cedar's Irish as well.
[00:48:48]  He's not.
[00:48:48]  No, no, he's Albanian.
[00:48:50]  That's a joke.
[00:48:50]  He's an entertainment lawyer.
[00:48:52]  I can hear the ethnicity.
[00:48:53]  He's an enemy.
[00:48:53]  He's a pullback from over here.
[00:48:55]  It's like, I know.
[00:48:57]  That's the joke.
[00:48:59]  Well, she came out.
[00:49:01]  Look, I was going to say, this could go either way.
[00:49:02]  I feel like what this showed me was a good thing is that after most of the girls in our movement let us down and try to backtrack and become woke again, people have been like, you know, I'm not going to name them all because they get take it very seriously.
[00:49:14]  No, no, they get very sensitive.
[00:49:16]  They often become single mothers.
[00:49:19]  And all of them.
[00:49:21]  All of them, or they end up having no kids and then get bitter.
[00:49:24]  But, you know, it's been a while since we've had a young conservative woman come in and be like, hey, you know, I don't want my kids growing up under a brown country.
[00:49:37]  Realistically, that's what she was saying here.
[00:49:39]  She was saying that.
[00:49:41]  And I don't, I was going to say, I saw a meme that was like, it was like this depressed guy and it was like all the way up until millennials like becoming woke.
[00:49:48]  And then it was like this one guy superhero breaks out and it was like a Gen Z teen after watching one Hyperborean edit, you know, bringing back racism.
[00:49:57]  Gen Z is the most racist generation since the generation before the boomers.
[00:50:04]  They're like a post-civil rights correction where about five years ago when I was when I was younger, if I would have went on a show and said like, oh, I'm for xenophobic nationalism, Daily Wire would not have been talking about me and you would never have a job.
[00:50:20]  But not only did it work for her better, we're like, also, it's a sign of the times as an employee, her employer, we're proud of her and we want her to do it more often.
[00:50:28]  Like, you know what I mean?
[00:50:30]  Yeah.
[00:50:30]  Give the Browns an L. Hey, Browns.
[00:50:33]  Take the L, Browns.
[00:50:34]  I'm joking, but yeah, maybe I'm not.
[00:50:37]  Yeah, maybe not.
[00:50:37]  Yeah.
[00:50:38]  Also, someone posted a clip of, because, you know, Matt Walsh was like trying to glom on to it and trying to piggyback off of it.
[00:50:44]  And then someone posted a clip of him from like two or three years ago where he's just like, America is an idea.
[00:50:49]  It's like, okay, what happened to that?
[00:50:50]  Like, he just saw the tides turning and he's trying to catch on to it.
[00:50:53]  We got to pardon Derek Chauvin.
[00:50:55]  Yeah.
[00:50:56]  Not to see that.
[00:50:56]  Where did this come from?
[00:50:58]  Not weird timing at all when Daily Wire is hemorrhaging money.
[00:51:02]  Yeah.
[00:51:03]  Hemorrhaging.
[00:51:03]  Hemorrhaging.
[00:51:04]  By the way, I'm aware it's going on behind the scenes there.
[00:51:07]  And if they keep going at this for a few years, they'll have as low of a budget as we do.
[00:51:10]  So you know what I mean?
[00:51:12]  They'll be at our level.
[00:51:13]  They'll be at our level.
[00:51:14]  In 20 years, yeah, but Matt Walsh came out and said this about Sam Cether.
[00:51:20]  Sam Cether is offended by her definition of America's identity, but he has no alternative definition.
[00:51:26]  This is how the left plays the game.
[00:51:27]  It's the freaking radical woke left, man.
[00:51:30]  Don't worry about where he comes from or anything.
[00:51:32]  He's the radical woke left.
[00:51:33]  They condemn your definition, but other offer no coherent alternative.
[00:51:38]  Their definition of everything is just not that.
[00:51:40]  I don't think that that's accurate at all.
[00:51:43]  I think that the left is not this vague idea of rejecting conservatism.
[00:51:48]  I think that they are radical Jewish communists that are like, it's like everyone's right.
[00:51:54]  The Jew crowd is right.
[00:51:55]  The communist crowd is right.
[00:51:56]  But you got to link them all together.
[00:51:58]  And they're globalists, universalists, and they're liberals.
[00:52:00]  Like it's all the same thing, right?
[00:52:02]  Like you could call it whatever you want, but this is what it is.
[00:52:05]  And well, it is what it is.
[00:52:07]  And you can't demonize one or the other, but I do think it's like, I'm tired of this Daily Wire stance of like, you know, these random ass woke mind virus injectors are just rejecting truth because they don't know what's going on.
[00:52:20]  It's like, actually, they're controlled by demons, Joel Barry.
[00:52:23]  They're like, they're demons and they hate truth and they're still trying to get revenge for Jesus.
[00:52:29]  And they're diabolically evil.
[00:52:31]  The Democrats?
[00:52:32]  The Democrats.
[00:52:32]  Yeah, the left.
[00:52:33]  The woke left.
[00:52:34]  Like you said, the left are evil.
[00:52:35]  I'm just saying, it's actually like demonic and they hate white people.
[00:52:38]  Like, they hate white people.
[00:52:40]  They hate Christianity.
[00:52:41]  They hate the West.
[00:52:42]  They hate white people and they want to destroy it.
[00:52:45]  They don't love brown people.
[00:52:46]  They just hate white people.
[00:52:48]  Fuck Bradley could go fuck off their own countries.
[00:52:51]  They just want him here to ruin our countries.
[00:52:53]  Don't you think it's like a part of their own survival instinct?
[00:52:56]  Because they have to be.
[00:52:57]  The Democrats?
[00:52:58]  Well, yeah, the Democrats.
[00:52:58]  Because they have to advocate for these other groups because they are one of these other groups, the Democrats.
[00:53:04]  And so it's like, if these other groups are allowed and accepted, it's like we have 10 billion Indians eating what, shit, demons or whatever.
[00:53:11]  Poop sandwiches.
[00:53:12]  Poop sandwiches.
[00:53:13]  Then you have to accept these other guys.
[00:53:15]  And in comparison, they do look a lot better than the other, the Viveks.
[00:53:19]  You know what I mean?
[00:53:20]  Wait, Viveks look good?
[00:53:22]  So they have to advocate.
[00:53:24]  Ohio constituents.
[00:53:25]  So Ohio constituents look better than the entertainment lawyers?
[00:53:30]  I'm talking about Democrats here.
[00:53:32]  Yeah, they're both Democrats.
[00:53:33]  They're both Democrats.
[00:53:35]  But Democrats in Ohio constituents, like Vivek's constituents, this is governor of Ohio.
[00:53:38]  So track with me.
[00:53:40]  You think Ohio constituents look better than Los Angeles Entertainment lawyers or vice switch?
[00:53:49]  I'm not tracking with you because no, I'm saying.
[00:53:52]  He said one looks better.
[00:53:53]  Who looks better?
[00:53:54]  I'm saying if you bring in 10 billion Indians, the Democrats look better because you're comparing it to Indians or like Haitians that are eating dogs.
[00:54:02]  Oh, because they have high IQ.
[00:54:05]  Yeah, I mean, any way you want to justify it, but I'm saying like it just makes them look ultimately better.
[00:54:09]  So it's like, anyway.
[00:54:12]  No, I feel like he doesn't.
[00:54:13]  No, I get it because what it is, what it is, if you're like, if you're like a gypsy and you're in the middle of like Serbia or something, and there's all these like Chad White people, there's like these Sarah Stocks walking around, and then you see a Sam Cedar walking around, you're like, ew, what's that?
[00:54:29]  Ew.
[00:54:30]  Not even see.
[00:54:32]  Ew.
[00:54:32]  See?
[00:54:33]  You go, see?
[00:54:34]  And then, yeah, but then they can blend in better because obviously you'd rather have a Sam Cedar than a Vivek.
[00:54:39]  You know what I mean?
[00:54:39]  Like in your streets.
[00:54:41]  Yeah.

=== Sam Cedar Responds (08:06) ===

[00:54:42]  Kind of.
[00:54:43]  But yeah, I guess you got the point.
[00:54:45]  I did.
[00:54:46]  That being said, well, that being said, Sam Cedar actually responded to it, which is actually so funny.
[00:54:53]  He mentions the show.
[00:54:55]  Let me see if I can bring this up here for a second.
[00:54:58]  Sam Cedar, Jubilee, Jubilee.
[00:55:00]  This is the majority report.
[00:55:02]  See if I can find the clip here.
[00:55:06]  Yeah, this might actually be it here.
[00:55:10]  Let me see.
[00:55:10]  You're a Jubilee drop.
[00:55:12]  There you go.
[00:55:12]  I'm getting texts from like family members who would never pay attention to this about how much you destroyed.
[00:55:18]  The Jubilee thing went up, and I sort of felt at the time, you know, a little flummoxed by sort of the nature of the people who were they found.
[00:55:34]  You're staring into the abyss a little bit.
[00:55:36]  And it was, I do remember like leaving.
[00:55:39]  I had one or two friends who were there, and they just walked out of there with like their jaws are dropped because they're not, they're, they're normies.
[00:55:48]  They're not, they don't follow this stuff.
[00:55:52]  And they were both closer to my age, and they were both sort of horrified.
[00:55:58]  And I think I sort of blocked it out a little bit that, you know, I mean, there was one or two people who there was like at least an argument.
[00:56:07]  The rest, a little disturbing.
[00:56:09]  And it turns out one of them is a sort of professional.
[00:56:14]  Look, I think it's inaccurate to say Nazi.
[00:56:19]  But of course, you know, in 1929, people wouldn't have necessarily said, those guys, they're going to be Nazis.
[00:56:29]  Like, because, you know, so I don't know what the word would be today because it's not, nobody's going to be wearing Nazi uniforms, but they are unreconstructed white nationalists were really scared.
[00:56:47]  Yeah.
[00:56:47]  And so one of them turns out to work for that guy, Elijah Schaefer, which I didn't know.
[00:56:53]  Wait, wait, wait.
[00:56:54]  Wait, this is why he's scared.
[00:56:56]  These guys are actually so afraid of us piling in because, well, listen, this is why they're afraid.
[00:57:01]  So he's like, okay, one of these Nazis actually works for that guy, Elijah Schaefer.
[00:57:08]  Did you notice how he was keen on not slandering me?
[00:57:11]  That's an interesting.
[00:57:12]  When did Sam Cedar not, when has any of this crowd not taken a shot to just like call me something terrible, right?
[00:57:20]  Remember they said I was a Glenn Beck employee at one point?
[00:57:22]  Oh, yeah.
[00:57:23]  I've never worked for Glenn Beck.
[00:57:25]  That's actually a true statement.
[00:57:26]  We worked for the same boss.
[00:57:28]  There's always Elijah was fired by Glenn Beck.
[00:57:30]  In fact, I'd probably been better off if I did work for Glenn Beck, but I never did.
[00:57:35]  So I can't get fired from someone I didn't even work for.
[00:57:38]  However, it gets even better.
[00:57:39]  No, that's how the slander works.
[00:57:41]  Like, he was fired by Glenn.
[00:57:42]  Imagine Glenn comes in.
[00:57:43]  He's like, get the fuck out of my office.
[00:57:46]  That's not how it works.
[00:57:47]  Not a mob.
[00:57:48]  Glenn is a nice guy, and I get along with Glenn.
[00:57:50]  I like him.
[00:57:50]  But listen to what he said.
[00:57:52]  So he notices, and here's why he's afraid.
[00:57:55]  To your point.
[00:57:56]  I will say this, that there were a lot of people on my Twitter feed this weekend, or I should say yesterday, who were reminding me that I'm a Jew.
[00:58:12]  Okay, but that's such a weird thing.
[00:58:13]  I never get that.
[00:58:14]  Like, if people are like, okay, I'm going to condemn that.
[00:58:18]  So Sarah actually called me this morning.
[00:58:20]  True story.
[00:58:22]  I'd like to clarify.
[00:58:23]  If someone wants to clip this out to put on Twitter, I want to tell you guys, Sarah Stock called me this morning.
[00:58:29]  She said she heard that Sam Cedar was found out she worked for me.
[00:58:34]  And while he said he wouldn't call her a Nazi, he essentially did.
[00:58:38]  She said, she heard that he said that people watched her comment and that she's connected and that they pointed out that he's a Jew.
[00:58:45]  And she said, condemn, condemn, condemn.
[00:58:49]  You know what?
[00:58:50]  It is anti-Semitic.
[00:58:51]  Imagine this.
[00:58:52]  It is anti-Semitic to just say that somebody is Jewish.
[00:58:54]  However, also, it's important to remember that at every other point, they have to remind you that they're Jewish and always tell you and say that they're Jewish.
[00:59:05]  Can't even get through a four-minute clip without announcing that you're Jewish.
[00:59:08]  But if you even just say, hey, you're Jewish, you deserve to die, honestly.
[00:59:14]  It's anti-Semitism.
[00:59:15]  Anti-Semites not only should get their green cards revoked, she's like, we should maybe just, you know, get rid of them.
[00:59:21]  You know what I mean?
[00:59:21]  And that was also, weirdly enough, Mike said the same thing when he was drunk for the fifth time the other day.
[00:59:27]  He was like, I agree with Sarah.
[00:59:29]  We got to stop the anti-Semitism.
[00:59:30]  It is disgusting.
[00:59:31]  So to Sam Cedar, I just want to let you know here at slightly offensive.
[00:59:34]  We are apologizing.
[00:59:35]  We're coming for you.
[00:59:36]  He's scared that the reason why he was like cautious about what he was saying is he's scared you're going to send her after him again.
[00:59:43]  No, he's going to send somebody else.
[00:59:44]  No, she says he knows that we're like, this is what I was going to say.
[00:59:47]  Here's the win.
[00:59:48]  He knows like how we used to be like, don't poke the beehive, right?
[00:59:51]  To them.
[00:59:52]  He's like, these guys are organized and can make our lives hell now.
[00:59:55]  Like he doesn't want to deal with us, meaning Sarah's now to him the face of us, not just his company, but like us.
[01:00:04]  You know what I mean?
[01:00:05]  He's like, I don't want those.
[01:00:07]  She obviously has pull and authority.
[01:00:08]  So she just went from being like, you know, a nice personality to where like he's, her power levels rose and he's afraid of her because if he says something wrong, now he realizes she's connected to me.
[01:00:20]  That means we're connected to us.
[01:00:21]  And she's like, this isn't some dumb bitch who can just said something.
[01:00:24]  She's a part of the rising group of people who are pointing out things going on.
[01:00:30]  Or is it maybe all of 4chan will go after?
[01:00:33]  But that's part of it.
[01:00:34]  She's the queen.
[01:00:36]  But that's, I'm saying he noticed her power levels.
[01:00:38]  Yeah.
[01:00:38]  He's like, he went in there.
[01:00:40]  That's why he mentioned it.
[01:00:41]  I went in there thinking I'm just debating this racist white girl.
[01:00:46]  But then I found out she's not racist.
[01:00:48]  She's actually ideologically aligned with a whole movement that is threatening our movement.
[01:00:53]  And what movement are we threatening?
[01:00:54]  The Democrat movement.
[01:00:56]  Yeah.
[01:00:56]  So I would say this.
[01:00:58]  That was a compliment because usually these guys would go really after someone like that.
[01:01:02]  And like, but they're afraid now.
[01:01:04]  I took that as they're actually genuinely afraid.
[01:01:07]  Yeah.
[01:01:08]  He's really, I've never heard Sam be so careful to talk shit.
[01:01:12]  I've never seen that.
[01:01:14]  Have you?
[01:01:16]  He has neither.
[01:01:17]  You've never even seen Sam Cedar before.
[01:01:20]  All right.
[01:01:20]  That being said, nobody knows who Sam Cedar is, so it's really hard to comment on this.
[01:01:24]  Sam Cedar of the majority report, 1.7 million subscribers.
[01:01:27]  He's been around forever.
[01:01:28]  But he seems like a really cautious guy.
[01:01:31]  Even in the debate, he seemed like, we disagree.
[01:01:33]  We'll never see eye to eye.
[01:01:36]  He talks shit on me and he knows who I am.
[01:01:38]  That's why it's like that guy.
[01:01:40]  He's just like, shit.
[01:01:41]  Because you know what?
[01:01:42]  What happened is when they try to cancel you, we're in a group.
[01:01:44]  People try to cancel Sarah before too, and we're not going to let it happen because you're slightly offensive.
[01:01:49]  We're going to make sure that when the Sam Cedars of the world try to stop us from making money and speaking our minds, we're going to double down and we're going to triple down.
[01:01:56]  We're going to take drugs and we're going to live life.
[01:01:57]  Yeah.
[01:01:58]  Take that Democrats.
[01:01:59]  Yeah, take that down.
[01:02:01]  It was also nice of him not to call her a Nazi because he could have easily.
[01:02:04]  He tried to and then realized he was like, kind of, she might see, you know what I mean?
[01:02:10]  He like just supported apartheid.
[01:02:13]  That's what he said.
[01:02:13]  Yeah, but he didn't say it, which is kind of nice.
[01:02:16]  Because the reason why is...
[01:02:17]  I'm trying to attribute something.
[01:02:19]  Because the reason why is, the reason why is, is guess what?
[01:02:21]  No, I'm not joking.
[01:02:23]  Because he knows now she's connected to us.
[01:02:24]  He knows that she has money behind her.
[01:02:26]  We could sue him.
[01:02:28]  If he accuses her of some bullshit like that, we could sue him.
[01:02:30]  He's afraid of a lawsuit.
[01:02:31]  That's what I have to say on this show as alleged.

=== Lube and Lubrication (02:28) ===

[01:02:33]  He's like, well, if I actually accuse her now of bad things.
[01:02:36]  We shouldn't sue her.
[01:02:37]  No, no, we don't sue those people.
[01:02:40]  No, that's like suing a Sam Cedar is like going into the savanna with no clothes on barefoot and trying to like win a match with a lion.
[01:02:48]  It's like you don't play, you don't beat the lion barehanded naked in the savannah.
[01:02:52]  That's like jumping into the courts with Democrats is a bad idea.
[01:02:56]  It's a bad idea.
[01:02:57]  Beating the lion barefoot.
[01:02:59]  Beating the lion off.
[01:03:02]  I like your bare feet.
[01:03:04]  That being said, speaking of that, beating off what's going on.
[01:03:07]  Oh, we got some lubricant here.
[01:03:09]  No, it's actually really good stuff.
[01:03:11]  Van Man is an incredible product.
[01:03:13]  This entire store is amazing.
[01:03:14]  And I have to explain something to you.
[01:03:16]  Not only does Mike use this on his lips in front of us and like just like on his ashy skin as well.
[01:03:22]  Yeah.
[01:03:23]  On my ashy ass knees.
[01:03:27]  Yeah, and them elbows.
[01:03:29]  Do you have petroleum jelly in here?
[01:03:32]  No, okay.
[01:03:32]  So for those of us that don't use shea butter and petroleum jelly, or even if you do, you do know that that stuff is like made of, you know, harsh chemicals and products.
[01:03:39]  And honestly, like just today, my wife made some really freaking good like carrot zucchini bread, you know, without sugar, like naturally sweetened with honey and bananas.
[01:03:47]  Good stuff, right?
[01:03:48]  We're trying to take care of our kids.
[01:03:49]  And here in the office, we're just dying.
[01:03:52]  We're killing ourselves with what we eat at the moment.
[01:03:54]  We're all losing weight.
[01:03:55]  We care about the products we put on our body.
[01:03:57]  That's why you got to check out Van Man.
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[01:04:02]  You can also get bison tallow.
[01:04:04]  And, you know, it's also smells good.
[01:04:06]  You go, tallow sounds weird.
[01:04:07]  No, it's a natural product.
[01:04:08]  People have used it for thousands of years.
[01:04:11]  And it is infused with essential oils that are all natural and honey.
[01:04:14]  So you get this really nice, smooth texture.
[01:04:16]  It lasts forever.
[01:04:17]  It's good on your lips, on your face, anywhere for that matter.
[01:04:20]  Just don't put it on your face and then become a moral disgrace, if you know what I'm saying.
[01:04:24]  But on top of that, they also have amazing stuff.
[01:04:26]  We're going to be having a company beach day on Monday.
[01:04:27]  It's St. Patrick's Day.
[01:04:28]  It's going to be a lot of fun.
[01:04:29]  Joey's excited.
[01:04:30]  He got his Borat Thong.
[01:04:31]  He's totally ready to go.
[01:04:34]  Sam's got his bikini.
[01:04:35]  And we are happy to be around.
[01:04:38]  But that being said, we have some facial sunscreen without the carcinogens and all the chemicals, which we'll be using probably, especially on the nose.
[01:04:43]  It's very, very hot sun here.
[01:04:45]  And they also have fluoride-free toothpowder, plus they have deodorant that doesn't have the harsh metals in it.

=== Michael Knowles Critiques Sarah (15:24) ===

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[01:05:01]  Okay, here's my criticism of that real fast.
[01:05:03]  So Michael Knowles has talks about Sarah today.
[01:05:07]  This is just a truthful statement.
[01:05:08]  Matt talks about it.
[01:05:10]  Jack Poso talks about it.
[01:05:12]  Check this out right here.
[01:05:13]  Put it up.
[01:05:13]  Most conservative pundits can't even defend America as a nation and a people.
[01:05:18]  Sarah Stock was willing to go up against a well-known progressive, hold her own, and leave him sputtering.
[01:05:22]  Those damn progressives.
[01:05:24]  So I even reached out to some of these people, wanted to see if they wanted to have her on the show.
[01:05:28]  Here's my opinion.
[01:05:29]  This is a problem in conservative media because I know by hearing what Michael and Matt and Pozo said that they support what she said and they agreed with her, right?
[01:05:39]  Whether they didn't agree in the past, I just don't know if those networks like Fox, Daily Wire, and Rav would platform Sarah over this interview and risk agreeing with the fact that America's a white Christian nation.
[01:05:53]  And I don't think that any of these guys had anything nefarious for not having her on.
[01:05:57]  I just think it's weird that these guys of such large character would go out to really like do an entire segment on your show about her, about everything.
[01:06:04]  We know each other.
[01:06:05]  We have each other's number.
[01:06:06]  I reach out.
[01:06:06]  Don't even get a response, right?
[01:06:08]  Don't get a response from anyone of like, and I'm in communication with these people.
[01:06:10]  Don't get a response from their teams of like, hey, you want to have this person on because you have guests on and you're a quarter of your show is dedicated to this.
[01:06:16]  I feel like a lot of the conservative networks are really stifling their hosts from really speaking what they want to say.
[01:06:22]  And I like Jack.
[01:06:23]  I like Matt.
[01:06:24]  I like Michael.
[01:06:25]  I think they really know what's going on, especially Jack and Matt.
[01:06:29]  They have a finger on the pulse.
[01:06:30]  But I do think that these networks are Unwilling to platform anyone who's pro-white or anything like that.
[01:06:38]  I really do think that they're not into that anymore.
[01:06:40]  Or they never were.
[01:06:41]  It's anybody more further right than them.
[01:06:43]  Correct.
[01:06:44]  I think that's like a, they just can't have him on.
[01:06:46]  But it wasn't Jack or them.
[01:06:47]  I think it's, I think it's networks don't let that happen.
[01:06:48]  Yeah.
[01:06:49]  Like the networks about that.
[01:06:50]  But it was good.
[01:06:50]  Um, Piers Morgan had her on, right?
[01:06:53]  Yeah, because the British because the British are allowed to have Americans on to talk about that.
[01:06:57]  So, well, that's good for him.
[01:06:58]  I'm glad that he did that.
[01:07:00]  You're not afraid to have anyone on.
[01:07:01]  That's kind of cool.
[01:07:02]  Yeah.
[01:07:03]  And she's supposed to be on The Blaze, too, which I don't know if that's going to happen, but she's right.
[01:07:09]  Yeah.
[01:07:09]  So that's pretty good.
[01:07:11]  So, but anyway, we just like to talk up our people.
[01:07:14]  Speaking of that, Hennessy has a giant horse cock.
[01:07:17]  So just wanted, I just wanted to bring you in to the Michael Camp please come to the Michael Campbell.
[01:07:24]  Could you whip it out, please?
[01:07:26]  Yeah.
[01:07:26]  So I just feel like he was left out.
[01:07:28]  We've been glazing Sarah.
[01:07:29]  So we got to glaze Hennessy.
[01:07:32]  Don't ask me how I know.
[01:07:34]  It was that I invited him to fly out to work here and I had to get two seats.
[01:07:38]  I didn't know if he was overweight.
[01:07:39]  Turns out it was a different kind of problem.
[01:07:41]  So shout out to Mr. Hennessy there.
[01:07:43]  But Hennessy, you didn't share much.
[01:07:45]  I feel like you were proud too because you met Miss Stock at CPAC.
[01:07:51]  She was a wonderful person, good journalist.
[01:07:52]  But I think it's been eight weeks been working together.
[01:07:55]  She went from 7,000 to 70,000 followers on X, 0,000 to 6,000, exactly 6,000.
[01:08:00]  I saw today.
[01:08:02]  And your final thoughts on this, and we'll go to the next topic.
[01:08:05]  I thought she was a great person.
[01:08:07]  We got to meet her when we went to CPAC.
[01:08:09]  Bright future ahead of her.
[01:08:10]  She's willing to speak her mind, but she actually knows the topic she's talking about.
[01:08:14]  So it's not like she's just saying things for shock value.
[01:08:17]  She actually believes everything that she's saying.
[01:08:19]  So it's nice to see her growing.
[01:08:21]  Nice to see her get the credibility.
[01:08:22]  And glad to see these people kind of get, you know, upset about her doing it in the process.
[01:08:27]  So I gotta say, last time we were together at CPAC, you and I, it was nice to see you growing too.
[01:08:33]  Yes, we oh, that's Mike.
[01:08:36]  Still getting used to the buttons back here.
[01:08:38]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:08:39]  It was good.
[01:08:40]  Woke up, pants a little intertwined.
[01:08:41]  You know, I was glad to see that you were the little spoon, but it worked out well.
[01:08:46]  So, yeah.
[01:08:47]  Earl's laughing, but Earl was there.
[01:08:49]  Earl didn't miss it.
[01:08:50]  He's like, one bed in a hotel.
[01:08:52]  I got to be there.
[01:08:54]  That being said, okay, don't forget, guys, you can support us at ElijahSchaefer.locals.com.
[01:08:58]  If you're watching there, shout out to everyone who's in the locals chat.
[01:09:01]  We have a meme from the locals chat, actually, if we're going to bring this up.
[01:09:04]  Full screen while you keep that up there, but you can bring up the full screen here.
[01:09:08]  The meme.
[01:09:09]  What the hell is this?
[01:09:14]  Somebody make this right now?
[01:09:15]  Yeah, it's in.
[01:09:16]  Oh, really?
[01:09:16]  Don't send it in.
[01:09:17]  Yeah.
[01:09:18]  Yeah, that's good.
[01:09:24]  He's a man of travel, man.
[01:09:25]  Look at him.
[01:09:25]  That being said, that was good.
[01:09:28]  Doomsday cracker.
[01:09:29]  Primetime Pimp said, I'm beginning to believe Candace Owens is being groomed to run for president.
[01:09:34]  PBD asked Patriot Front leader Thomas Rousseau why he wouldn't vote for Candace completely unprompted.
[01:09:38]  Now she's entertaining a run with Massey.
[01:09:40]  I don't like how this smells.
[01:09:42]  The conspiracies, guys, it's not that complicated.
[01:09:44]  There's no being groomed for that.
[01:09:46]  It's just like it's a free-for-all now in this country.
[01:09:48]  You can do whatever you want.
[01:09:49]  But yeah, I think so.
[01:09:50]  It's like that's all right.
[01:09:52]  We're going to mic him up.
[01:09:53]  We're going to get a mute button.
[01:09:54]  So if you like, we're going to censor him.
[01:09:56]  He's going to have pre-recorded comments.
[01:09:58]  Yeah.
[01:09:59]  Jews.
[01:10:00]  Yeah.
[01:10:01]  Primetime Pimp also said Sarah stole the show on her appearance with Jubilee.
[01:10:05]  Stunning Aryan goddess.
[01:10:06]  Absolutely Mogs cringe socialist Jew.
[01:10:09]  She would look amazing holding four white babies.
[01:10:12]  Hail Elijah Schaefer.
[01:10:13]  Hail Mike Mendoza.
[01:10:15]  Fair enough.
[01:10:17]  Just can we say this?
[01:10:18]  I sent it to Sarah actually, Mark Dice's video.
[01:10:22]  It was like blonde bombshell humiliates leftist podcaster.
[01:10:26]  Is Mark single?
[01:10:29]  I would hope not.
[01:10:29]  He's like 50, isn't he?
[01:10:31]  So that was a wild title.
[01:10:32]  That was a wild title.
[01:10:35]  Why don't we get this?
[01:10:36]  We should start doing like Mexican bombshell for Mike Mendoza.
[01:10:38]  Mexican bombshell humiliates.
[01:10:40]  Dusty Tard said, Fresh out the hospital.
[01:10:42]  What up, gang?
[01:10:43]  Welcome back, Earl.
[01:10:44]  Let's get a round of applause for Earl coming back.
[01:10:46]  And Doomsday Crackers sent this picture of the new retard in chief.
[01:10:50]  You can put that full screen.
[01:10:52]  Yeah, there it is, the little retard.
[01:10:55]  Yeah.
[01:10:56]  Dude, I love this picture.
[01:11:00]  This is not even photoshop.
[01:11:01]  That's actually me, by the way, early on in the show.
[01:11:03]  I've aged a lot, man.
[01:11:05]  Yeah.
[01:11:06]  A little bit still gay, though.
[01:11:08]  All right.
[01:11:08]  Usually at this point in the show, we're going to be talking about Bonnie Blue Next and going away from the sort of like the problems that are going on.
[01:11:14]  People say we don't talk a lot about white people and their problems.
[01:11:17]  I do think that one of the biggest issues with white people is, as Earl said, we'll get a discussion of like buying into the system and supporting the system.
[01:11:24]  That like people, if we want to get rid of this, this Democrat system, then you gotta, you got, you gotta, you gotta stay out of it.
[01:11:31]  We're gonna go on a five-minute break typically.
[01:11:33]  Make sure, though, you guys follow everyone here.
[01:11:36]  Follow Sarah Stock, Sarah C. Stock.
[01:11:38]  I'll bring it up real fast.
[01:11:39]  Give me one moment here.
[01:11:40]  Let me just bring this up.
[01:11:42]  Sarah C. Stock, she is our new person.
[01:11:44]  And check this out.
[01:11:45]  You can follow her.
[01:11:45]  She's not here today.
[01:11:46]  She'll be here next week to bring it up on the screen, full screen.
[01:11:49]  Sarah C. Stock, S-A-R-A-H-C-S-T-O-C-K.
[01:11:52]  You can also follow her, Sarah C. Stock, on Instagram.
[01:11:55]  And we are very proud shouting her out.
[01:11:57]  To the rest of you guys watching on locals and rumbles.
[01:12:00]  We'll see you all in five minutes.
[01:12:01]  Be right back.
[01:18:36]  All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we are here for another.
[01:18:42]  Uh yeah, we got some.
[01:18:43]  Uh some, some applause.
[01:18:45]  Yeah, it's weird me not doing it anymore.
[01:18:48]  It is weird, but I will say, very, very excited here for what's happening.
[01:18:53]  I'm actually going to send a nice little uh, do you anyone have locals they can uh uh make a post?
[01:18:58]  Don't put it in the chat, but just make a little post with some pictures from behind the scenes.
[01:19:02]  That's some good stuff.
[01:19:03]  Um, we'll post some there so you can see what's actually going on.
[01:19:05]  You can see my shoes.
[01:19:07]  Many of you guys noticed, you know, I always keep my white shoes pretty clean, you know what I mean?
[01:19:11]  And here's the reason why: um, because every three months I buy a new pair and I throw the old ones to the donation.
[01:19:17]  Um, and if you start saying, Oh, it's because you're rich, no, they're like $45 for a pair of Reeboks.
[01:19:22]  So, I just don't buy $300 Nikes, I buy $45 Reeboks and I buy a new pair every three months.
[01:19:26]  And I think that's like the best way to go.
[01:19:28]  That's a little bit of a black thing, right?
[01:19:31]  Keeping your shoes.
[01:19:32]  People started giving me shit for having like dirty white shoes back when I was at Blaze.
[01:19:36]  So then I just started like, is that really a thing?
[01:19:38]  They were saying, like, oh, people think you're poor if you have dirty shoes.
[01:19:41]  And I feel like I never heard that until I hang out with black people, but I did it because I got to be, I really care about fitting in with them.
[01:19:46]  I saw a rapper who was wearing a new pair of Air Force Ones every six to eight hours.
[01:19:51]  Really?
[01:19:51]  Yes.
[01:19:52]  I just saw that like a few days ago.
[01:19:53]  Probably kidding.
[01:19:54]  Dude, I'm not even black enough.

=== Degeneracy and Viral Stickers (15:26) ===

[01:19:55]  I'm trying to be black.
[01:19:56]  I'm trying to be black.
[01:19:58]  That's actually a true statement.
[01:20:00]  All right.
[01:20:00]  That being said, let's talk about.
[01:20:02]  Do you guys know Bonnie Blue?
[01:20:04]  Let's talk about this.
[01:20:05]  So Bonnie Blue went to, this is a little bit of a, she's at spring break.
[01:20:10]  I don't think I'm going to play the video because it's pretty crazy.
[01:20:12]  Bonnie Blue is at spring break.
[01:20:14]  You put this up for a second.
[01:20:16]  We'll put it up for this for a second.
[01:20:17]  And she's pouring alcohol through her butt cheeks and guys are drinking it.
[01:20:23]  It's like, it's even worse than that, actually.
[01:20:24]  You take that off for a second.
[01:20:25]  It's even worse.
[01:20:28]  On top of that, she's also out at spring break.
[01:20:32]  This is like a real thing.
[01:20:33]  Yeah, look at this.
[01:20:34]  This is crazy.
[01:20:34]  Like, look at this.
[01:20:35]  That is wild.
[01:20:37]  Dropping, like, this is a woman who had sex with 1,027 or what is it exactly?
[01:20:43]  Sam knows.
[01:20:43]  What is it, Sam?
[01:20:45]  Sam knows.
[01:20:45]  Yeah, he knows.
[01:20:46]  He was like, oh, 1,047 men in 24 hours.
[01:20:51]  And like, man, look, I have a little bit of degeneracy in me.
[01:20:54]  I'm a reformed degenerate.
[01:20:55]  I've done some things I'm not proud of and with some people in this room.
[01:21:00]  But I will say that just Joey.
[01:21:03]  I'm talking about Joey.
[01:21:04]  We're all talking about Joey.
[01:21:05]  Joey, hashtag rape Joey in the chat.
[01:21:07]  Yeah.
[01:21:08]  Let's get that going.
[01:21:09]  Hashtag rape Joey.
[01:21:11]  Yes.
[01:21:12]  Send it to the moon.
[01:21:13]  Rape Joey.
[01:21:14]  Rape Joey coin to the moon.
[01:21:16]  Because you guys are guys on here.
[01:21:17]  I just got to say, you know, this girl's famous for having sex with the most men in the shortest amount of time.
[01:21:23]  Like, how do you know, do you watch the documentary on this?
[01:21:29]  The one on YouTube?
[01:21:30]  Yeah, she said that this is a rare graphic, but that there was a guy after she had sex with like the 800th guy that started eating her out.
[01:21:38]  Based.
[01:21:39]  That's crazy.
[01:21:40]  So levels of degeneracy I've never seen before in my entire life.
[01:21:43]  I really have to say, honest perspective, Hennessy, I mean, like, that is at a level where these people have no self-respect.
[01:21:49]  Like, I mean, like, it's like, like, already you don't, but that to me is as gross as it gets.
[01:21:53]  It's disgusting.
[01:21:54]  It's definitely as gross as it gets.
[01:21:55]  The one who I think is even grosser is the person who did the cleanup job.
[01:22:00]  Yeah, the rag guy.
[01:22:02]  They showed the guy.
[01:22:02]  She had a guy in a video I seen where she was talking about, oh, thanks to him.
[01:22:06]  He's doing the cleanup.
[01:22:08]  And it's like, yeah, that's just terrible.
[01:22:11]  But I know she's having a competition with the other one.
[01:22:14]  I forget the show.
[01:22:15]  The other British show.
[01:22:16]  Come slap 3.
[01:22:17]  I don't know who she is.
[01:22:18]  Another slut.
[01:22:20]  Yeah, but that one was at an old folks' home I seen on Twitter.
[01:22:24]  Oh, yeah.
[01:22:24]  Crazy stuff.
[01:22:25]  But you said what's crazy is this is so extreme.
[01:22:27]  The reason I bring this up is because this is a conservative show, people think.
[01:22:30]  And it wouldn't be a conservative entertainment show if you didn't show degeneracy and go, oh, what is this?
[01:22:37]  No, but we have to watch this whole video.
[01:22:40]  This is disgusting.
[01:22:41]  With no lotion.
[01:22:42]  That's the worst part.
[01:22:43]  Yeah, but we see the rag guy real quick.
[01:22:46]  Yeah, I don't want to look it on X.
[01:22:48]  No, but I can see his face.
[01:22:49]  I want to see what he looks like.
[01:22:51]  You can look it up.
[01:22:52]  I can't be dude on here because the last time I looked up on the show, Bonnie Blue something, it was like a four and a half second.
[01:23:01]  Someone took all like 1,000 men that banged her and like hyper-sped it up.
[01:23:06]  It's like, like all of them in one.
[01:23:08]  And I don't even know what I saw.
[01:23:10]  Isn't her mom her like manager too?
[01:23:12]  Yeah, I think somebody was telling me that.
[01:23:13]  Was it you joke?
[01:23:14]  I think so.
[01:23:15]  Or somebody was telling me that.
[01:23:17]  Oh, no, that was you.
[01:23:18]  That was Earl.
[01:23:19]  Earl told me.
[01:23:20]  He tried to pass it on you real quick.
[01:23:22]  He tried.
[01:23:23]  No, put this picture up.
[01:23:25]  Look, these are the most tamed pictures I can find.
[01:23:27]  But it's like, first of all, this is a good reminder.
[01:23:30]  We all got to be losing our weight because when you have a porn star who's been bukakied by a thousand men, you got to make sure you look your best, right, Joey?
[01:23:37]  Hey, Joey.
[01:23:39]  No, but I did want to talk about this.
[01:23:41]  We do kind of have a battle here.
[01:23:43]  That's why I was like talking about like, you know, we have, we have the Sarah Stocks, like the Gen Z, who are like coming up and are trying to come up and fight for the white race.
[01:23:50]  And then you have people like Bonnie Blue who are trying to be cumbed on.
[01:23:53]  You know what I mean?
[01:23:54]  Which is very different.
[01:23:55]  And I do think that it is, we're getting to a point.
[01:23:59]  The diametric reason why I'm explaining this is where like the degeneracy versus based mode is hitting extreme levels.
[01:24:05]  Like you have a white girl coming on a show with a Jewish guy and saying we got to have xenophobic nationalism and just like hate people.
[01:24:11]  And then on the other hand, you have like a woman having the most sex with most men and then the guys are celebrating it.
[01:24:16]  I feel like it's the same point.
[01:24:17]  It's like that saying, Gen Z is either like a furry or watches, you know, interracial gangbangs or they are racist Nazis.
[01:24:26]  Like there's not really a difference.
[01:24:27]  And as Sam Cedar said, of course, Sarah's not a Nazi.
[01:24:29]  We'd never think that she's not racist.
[01:24:30]  We know she's not racist or whatever.
[01:24:32]  But I feel like Gen Z is split now to where you either become far right or you're like far degenerate left.
[01:24:37]  There really isn't not like a moderate Gen Z I've ever met.
[01:24:40]  Sam, would you agree?
[01:24:41]  You can speak into that microphone.
[01:24:42]  Just I won't put the camera on you.
[01:24:45]  100%.
[01:24:46]  That was insightful commentary.
[01:24:48]  Thank you.
[01:24:49]  Deep and delta.
[01:24:51]  Thank you there.
[01:24:52]  We appreciate that from our intern.
[01:24:53]  Yeah, I just put him on retainer too.
[01:24:54]  It was a good idea.
[01:24:55]  I'm glad that we're getting a lot of extra out of him.
[01:24:58]  He was there.
[01:24:58]  He was number 937.
[01:25:00]  He's 88.
[01:25:01]  I'm like, the guy is 800 ate her out.
[01:25:03]  And Sam's like, no, he was the cum rad guy.
[01:25:08]  Yeah.
[01:25:08]  That's oh, that's that's so humiliating.
[01:25:12]  That is crazy.
[01:25:13]  You know what I mean?
[01:25:14]  Like a while ago, we people were like making fun of like, you know, streamers for being like the cuck guy.
[01:25:19]  Now we have the cum rat guy.
[01:25:20]  That's disgusting.
[01:25:21]  Yeah.
[01:25:21]  Yeah.
[01:25:21]  I mean, I will say they didn't necessarily advertise it that way on Craigslist.
[01:25:26]  Like it was, it was different.
[01:25:28]  I thought it was just $500 to clean for four hours.
[01:25:30]  That's what it said.
[01:25:31]  And the best part is he had to pay $500.
[01:25:34]  He was paying to do it.
[01:25:36]  Yeah, but it didn't say that in the title.
[01:25:37]  That was the description.
[01:25:38]  It was a whole thing.
[01:25:39]  You know, I prayed about it.
[01:25:41]  I've repented.
[01:25:42]  I'm proud of you.
[01:25:43]  No, I'm proud of you.
[01:25:44]  And that's what happens.
[01:25:45]  I mean, hey, any chances to get a white girl?
[01:25:46]  Am I right?
[01:25:48]  That being said, that being said, speaking of white people, this is a little segment on white people.
[01:25:54]  There's another version of white people, not the women.
[01:25:56]  These are also people who are being banged by a lot of guys.
[01:25:58]  Go ahead and go to my screen.
[01:26:00]  Parker, right?
[01:26:02]  This is new TikTokers.
[01:26:03]  You guys know about these guys?
[01:26:04]  Harry Sisson, Parker.
[01:26:07]  And you know, the left is in free fall when, like, this is one of their career people.
[01:26:13]  And Charlie Kirk actually looks cool here for a second.
[01:26:16]  You know what I mean?
[01:26:16]  Like, that's pretty crazy, right?
[01:26:18]  So Charlie looks cool here.
[01:26:20]  Parker flew across the country to show up to one of his, one of Charlie's like speech things.
[01:26:26]  And he's like, I got to debate you.
[01:26:27]  And it's like, bro, this is not TikTok.
[01:26:30]  You know what I mean?
[01:26:31]  You don't have chat GPT in front of you.
[01:26:33]  No.
[01:26:34]  Watch this.
[01:26:35]  You are so thirsty for clicks right now.
[01:26:37]  Like, it's unbelievable.
[01:26:38]  And you're so scared to debate me.
[01:26:40]  Actually, I'm not scared.
[01:26:42]  Debate me.
[01:26:42]  Anytime.
[01:26:44]  Honestly, I'm good.
[01:26:45]  I just debated the governor of this state.
[01:26:47]  I don't need to debate that.
[01:26:48]  Hell yeah.
[01:26:49]  Okay.
[01:26:50]  That one's pretty bass.
[01:26:51]  Nice, Charlie.
[01:26:52]  I just debated the governor of this state.
[01:26:54]  I don't really need to debate you.
[01:26:56]  And I think, like, this is what's crazy.
[01:26:58]  When Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk are like, this new generation of teens are so dumb that like, I don't want to actually stop debating teenagers.
[01:27:07]  That's their whole career is like debating teenagers.
[01:27:10]  You know, oh, you fucking stupid bitch.
[01:27:13]  You 18-year-old fucking bitch.
[01:27:16]  You're so fucking stupid.
[01:27:17]  Guess what?
[01:27:18]  You don't fucking know what the Magna Carta is.
[01:27:20]  You know what the Magnum Carta is?
[01:27:22]  You know, like it's, it is, um, the whole shtick is like find dumb teenagers and debate them and then call them stupid fucking idiots in the comments.
[01:27:30]  And Parker is so dumb now, people don't even want to debate him.
[01:27:34]  And I have to agree.
[01:27:35]  Like, I'd have Parker on the show, but these guys also have such a chip on their shoulder.
[01:27:39]  Sam knows, like, Parker should be here on like a bad show that has no, like, like, that doesn't have funding.
[01:27:45]  You know, he should be on a show like this and like be grateful to be on here.
[01:27:49]  But they're so used to these, like, these, these numbers now on TikTok where they get like 30,000 live viewers.
[01:27:53]  They don't realize that these TikTokers have no loyalty to you.
[01:27:56]  That's a, that's a swipe app.
[01:27:58]  If you're viral from shorts, nobody actually likes you.
[01:28:01]  They just see you because you're annoying and in the algorithm.
[01:28:04]  Like, long form stuff, people actually hate you for a good reason, right?
[01:28:08]  People come into my comments, call me gay, retarded, a faggot, you know, things that I'm used to.
[01:28:13]  Things that I am.
[01:28:14]  Things that I am late at night after too many drinks with Sam.
[01:28:18]  But no, but I mean, I want to talk about that.
[01:28:21]  The Michael.
[01:28:25]  What's that?
[01:28:26]  What's going on there?
[01:28:27]  What's going on?
[01:28:27]  What do you mean?
[01:28:28]  The stickers.
[01:28:28]  What stickers?
[01:28:31]  What stickers are you talking about?
[01:28:32]  I'm just talking about.
[01:28:33]  Oh, this sticker.
[01:28:33]  Oh, this is a slightly friendly sticky.
[01:28:35]  You can go to slightlyfriend.com slash shop and get your stickers today.
[01:28:37]  Can they?
[01:28:38]  Yeah.
[01:28:39]  Oh.
[01:28:39]  No, these are the old ones.
[01:28:41]  We owe people so much stuff, Sam.
[01:28:42]  We owe people coffee.
[01:28:43]  We owe people stickers.
[01:28:44]  We've never mailed any of it out.
[01:28:47]  No, but Sam's on retainer now.
[01:28:48]  So in the future, Sam, I give Sam a new role every day.
[01:28:51]  It's just a bunch of random stuff.
[01:28:52]  He should be like writing this down.
[01:28:53]  If we say on the show, let's send this to someone.
[01:28:55]  You got to go send that to them.
[01:28:57]  Yeah, he just sighs.
[01:28:58]  He just sighs.
[01:29:00]  All right, we're giving everybody in the chat one free steam.
[01:29:04]  No, what do you think about these guys?
[01:29:06]  These like new debate me bros.
[01:29:09]  They're like, it's crazy.
[01:29:10]  They're actually worse than like Destiny.
[01:29:11]  Like Destiny looks like a very upstanding, good person compared to these people.
[01:29:15]  Does he?
[01:29:15]  Yeah.
[01:29:15]  Yeah, he does.
[01:29:16]  Because he actually says they all sort of have the same.
[01:29:20]  It feels like they're mimicking Destiny.
[01:29:21]  Like they speak really, really fast.
[01:29:23]  And then they're like, oh, you can't even.
[01:29:25]  You know, and they keep interrupting.
[01:29:27]  And then they go, yeah.
[01:29:28]  Now you don't have a response.
[01:29:29]  You won't even debate me.
[01:29:30]  You won't even debate me.
[01:29:31]  And it's like, we don't even know what you're saying.
[01:29:33]  It's so hard to keep up.
[01:29:34]  Yeah.
[01:29:36]  I don't know.
[01:29:36]  I've only seen clips of them on like icon.
[01:29:38]  I tried on my wife.
[01:29:39]  It didn't work.
[01:29:40]  It's like, no, bitch, you didn't even debate me.
[01:29:42]  She's like, I just wanted to take out the trash.
[01:29:45]  Debate me.
[01:29:45]  I just want you to love me.
[01:29:47]  Debate me, bro.
[01:29:49]  Try that on your wife.
[01:29:51]  It's like what do you think of these young guys that are getting debated?
[01:29:54]  What do you think about young guys?
[01:29:55]  He thinks they're Jewish.
[01:29:57]  Do you think they're Democrats?
[01:29:58]  Oh, different story.
[01:29:59]  Yeah, different story about young guys in general.
[01:30:02]  Yeah.
[01:30:03]  Dude, what do you have?
[01:30:04]  No opinion.
[01:30:05]  Look, like this young guy right here, you know, go.
[01:30:09]  He's old now.
[01:30:10]  Yeah, I know.
[01:30:11]  He's balding.
[01:30:12]  Dude, I don't know why that stuff goes viral.
[01:30:14]  He's balding in his facial pros.
[01:30:16]  Yeah, no, I want to show another video.
[01:30:18]  Okay.
[01:30:19]  So I had this.
[01:30:20]  This went viral today, 3.4 million views.
[01:30:22]  I don't know why this stuff goes viral.
[01:30:24]  I said, why do masculine lesbians always adopt the style of 13-year-old upper-middle-class Hispanic boys with divorced parents, right?
[01:30:33]  You know what I'm talking about?
[01:30:34]  It's like some kid in LA that's like parents are like semi-like rich.
[01:30:38]  What?
[01:30:39]  No.
[01:30:40]  They're 13-year-old upper middle-class Hispanic boys.
[01:30:42]  What the fuck did you just say?
[01:30:45]  She came right up to me.
[01:30:48]  She said, oh, hi, nice to meet you tonight.
[01:30:52]  Maybe we can.
[01:30:53]  She's 42.
[01:30:55]  Okay, that's okay.
[01:30:56]  Now, put it in a small thing.
[01:30:57]  We can bring it.
[01:30:58]  Leave it.
[01:30:58]  Keep playing.
[01:30:59]  Okay.
[01:31:00]  I actually want to bring this up.
[01:31:01]  Everyone knows that a new 12-year-old haircut comes out and masculine lesbians are like dope, right?
[01:31:07]  But the idea of calling them masculine, I don't know if it's like masculine to just put on like teenage boy clothes.
[01:31:14]  I wouldn't call that masculine, right?
[01:31:16]  That's not, that's not, that's not masculine.
[01:31:19]  It's like what it is, is I feel like they're just trying to let people know that they're a lesbian, and so they don't know.
[01:31:29]  Someone said in the comments that they like to dress like the eighth, eighth-grade crush that rejected them, but but I, but I, but I do believe something is weird here because masculine is like assuming that like the way they act, right?
[01:31:41]  I consider masculine to be more of like you're doing.
[01:31:43]  They do put on some, they do do that, like, um, they do do that, no, but they are like really aggressive and they really like you know, and try and do a deep voice.
[01:31:56]  They beat up their girlfriends, yeah, and then they bash that girlfriend around.
[01:32:00]  There's some masculine aspects, I guess, that they do sort of take on.
[01:32:05]  Well, that being said, that's why someone said Clandis 2028 in the chat.
[01:32:09]  But you guys can send super chats in.
[01:32:10]  No, I wanted to talk a little bit.
[01:32:12]  I want to get Hennessy's approach on this too.
[01:32:13]  I've punched two lesbians in the face in my life.
[01:32:16]  I actually have.
[01:32:17]  Okay.
[01:32:18]  First time I fought Michael Mendoza online, it was not a good situation.
[01:32:23]  Yeah.
[01:32:24]  Watch that live on the Mendoza Factor.
[01:32:25]  Yeah, Mendoza Factor Live Leak channel.
[01:32:28]  See, Michael Mendoza and I, but here's the deal actually on this with the lesbians.
[01:32:33]  It is a weird thing because they keep wanting us to take this as normal, but I don't understand where their culture came from.
[01:32:39]  I'm not even joking because what I decide to do with lesbians, this is a true story, is I like to find freaks on the internet that have not caught the public attention yet.
[01:32:49]  And I like to make them famous for bad reasons and inflict turmoil so that people don't want to do that anymore, right?
[01:32:57]  So like this person, I noticed they had 300 likes on their video.
[01:33:00]  They didn't have a big account.
[01:33:02]  Why was I looking at their videos?
[01:33:03]  That's another question.
[01:33:05]  And all the comments were positive.
[01:33:07]  Like, oh, hottie, 54 live in Rio, pick me up.
[01:33:11]  And it was like all these masked lesbians in the comments.
[01:33:14]  But yeah, you saw that and you're like, I have to bring this person down.
[01:33:17]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:33:18]  I was like, why is there no hate?
[01:33:20]  So most of the videos that I share that go viral are because I read the comments and there's support for it.
[01:33:24]  So I'm like, this person's week's going to be ruined by doing this.
[01:33:28]  And I find sick pleasure in taking these people's lives and causing, inflicting damage to them for the week.
[01:33:34]  Wow.
[01:33:34]  I've always been honest about it.
[01:33:36]  I like, it's like, I'll find like somebody that's like, that's like this, like, hey, let's embarrass them on the public forum and like bring that.
[01:33:42]  Let's bring that.
[01:33:43]  Like, let's bring, like, they just got onto social media.
[01:33:45]  I want these people not to be on.
[01:33:47]  We did bully them off of like everywhere.
[01:33:49]  Like, they're not even on, they're like basically not around as much.
[01:33:51]  Woke people stopped making social media posts.
[01:33:54]  You know what I mean?
[01:33:55]  Yeah.
[01:33:56]  You know, this is true, right?
[01:33:57]  And they went to like, they were on.
[01:34:00]  No, we did.
[01:34:00]  We bullied them off TikTok.
[01:34:01]  They're not as much on TikTok.
[01:34:03]  You bullied this lesbian lady.
[01:34:05]  Yeah, of course I cyber-bullied her.
[01:34:07]  But also, like, people remember, we've always mentioned it.
[01:34:10]  Like, Libs of TikTok credits us for inspiring her to start her page.
[01:34:14]  She was the she watched the show.
[01:34:15]  We started roasting TikToks.
[01:34:17]  Then she created her page.
[01:34:18]  And now she's way more, you know, famous than us and much more connected, not just to, you know, foreign, not just foreign interests or whatever, but like also, you know, she's got, she's got a lot of, she got a lot of support.
[01:34:27]  You know, stole a fucking idea.
[01:34:30]  Well, yeah.
[01:34:31]  But also, and then Dailywire just keeps doing it.
[01:34:33]  And now Dave Rubin is, it's all he does is libs a tick tock for a hundred thousand dollars a week.
[01:34:38]  That's crazy.
[01:34:38]  He was getting a hundred grand a week from from guitar.
[01:34:41]  Yeah.
[01:34:41]  Yeah.
[01:34:42]  He actually was a hundred grand a week.
[01:34:43]  Isn't that crazy?
[01:34:44]  Reacting to TikTok saying, I don't know what I'm suspicious about this money.
[01:34:47]  Got to rent babies.
[01:34:48]  Yeah.
[01:34:49]  Got to rent wombs.
[01:34:50]  Don't buy babies.
[01:34:50]  Yeah.
[01:34:51]  Got to buy them.
[01:34:52]  They're purchased, bro.
[01:34:53]  Don't even.
[01:34:53]  What are you fucking progressive?
[01:34:55]  We're not buying babies.
[01:34:56]  We're renting the wombs.
[01:34:58]  Rent the womb, buy the baby.
[01:35:00]  Are you checking yourself out right there?
[01:35:02]  No.
[01:35:04]  I was checking them out.

=== Masculine Lesbians & Accents (15:22) ===

[01:35:07]  Oh, Brian in the chat.
[01:35:09]  Brian in the chat.
[01:35:10]  No, but no one has any thoughts on masculine lesbians.
[01:35:13]  I mean, you know, there's a cricket sound effect on the soundboard.
[01:35:17]  Thank you.
[01:35:19]  Okay.
[01:35:19]  I guess I'm the only one who thinks about lesbians.
[01:35:21]  I think everyone agrees with you.
[01:35:22]  I mean, oh, Brian doesn't.
[01:35:24]  Someone said, why does the guy in the blue t-shirt here have a New York accent?
[01:35:29]  A New York accent.
[01:35:31]  All right.
[01:35:32]  I guess we're going on to our next, we're going on to our next point here because we're over that one already.
[01:35:36]  Okay.
[01:35:37]  Real question.
[01:35:38]  I don't know if you guys saw SNL.
[01:35:40]  This was a poll I put up earlier.
[01:35:40]  I don't know if you saw Shane Gillis's intro.
[01:35:42]  And he said that every white guy, not that they're racist or anything, but does want to know if their girl has slept with a black guy.
[01:35:48]  There's like actually a real statement here.
[01:35:50]  He actually did say, and it would, you wouldn't date her if you knew that.
[01:35:53]  That's what he said on SNL stage.
[01:35:55]  You saw that?
[01:35:56]  No, I didn't see it.
[01:35:56]  Yeah, that was like the whole skate.
[01:35:57]  He's like, yo, every white guy does this thing.
[01:36:00]  Earl loves us.
[01:36:01]  Where you have a girlfriend, you love her.
[01:36:02]  And this is Shane Gillis on SNL.
[01:36:04]  He's like, he's like, you know, you love her.
[01:36:05]  And you just want to ask her, like, you know, have you ever slept with a black guy?
[01:36:11]  You know what I mean?
[01:36:11]  Not that it would change anything, but you probably would stop dating her.
[01:36:14]  You know what I mean?
[01:36:14]  So I put that up.
[01:36:16]  If a woman has slept with a black guy, would you still date them?
[01:36:19]  I'm going to put this.
[01:36:20]  We have Hispanics in the room too.
[01:36:23]  Would you listen to Mary?
[01:36:24]  Right?
[01:36:24]  So if you're dating a girl, you want to go from simple to serious, and you know that she's slept with a black guy.
[01:36:30]  This is a real question.
[01:36:33]  Hennessy, I'm putting you on blast here.
[01:36:34]  Would that change?
[01:36:35]  There's no right answer here.
[01:36:36]  There is, but there's no right answer, but there is.
[01:36:38]  Okay.
[01:36:38]  There's no right answer.
[01:36:39]  Wrong button.
[01:36:39]  Sorry.
[01:36:40]  Hold on.
[01:36:40]  There you go.
[01:36:41]  I apologize there.
[01:36:42]  Okay.
[01:36:42]  I'm still getting used to it.
[01:36:44]  What are you doing behind the producer desk?
[01:36:46]  What's really going on back there?
[01:36:48]  I'm just saying, trying to figure out the button system here.
[01:36:51]  It is a little bit hard to swallow.
[01:36:53]  I did have a conversation.
[01:36:55]  Yeah.
[01:36:56]  You're loving this, Mike.
[01:36:57]  Let's go back to the screenshot.
[01:36:58]  Oh, oh, there we go.
[01:36:59]  Yeah, I guess you get the point.
[01:37:01]  Look at those rolls.
[01:37:04]  This is at the Mike Mendoza Report slash OF.
[01:37:07]  You can actually go ahead and get this yourself.
[01:37:09]  It's friendsreport.com.
[01:37:11]  Promo code ElijahNow.
[01:37:14]  Factor.mendoza.report slash OF.
[01:37:17]  She's looking good.
[01:37:18]  Not confusing at all.
[01:37:19]  Slash Clara Stock.
[01:37:23]  No, don't go there.
[01:37:24]  Don't go there.
[01:37:25]  You see Sam Cedar humiliated in a much different way on mendozaReport.com.
[01:37:30]  It's into that calm.
[01:37:31]  It's a factor.
[01:37:32]  Yeah.
[01:37:32]  But anyway, so that's a real, that's a real question people have.
[01:37:36]  Let me see if I can get back to, I don't know where that was.
[01:37:39]  Where's that poll?
[01:37:42]  Not the one you were dancing on.
[01:37:44]  Okay, where is it?
[01:37:44]  It's just not around anymore.
[01:37:46]  Okay.
[01:37:46]  I don't know what happened to it.
[01:37:48]  Oh, here it is.
[01:37:48]  If a woman slept with a black guy, we got 10,000 votes in.
[01:37:51]  A lot of people say hell no.
[01:37:53]  They would.
[01:37:54]  So it's obviously the minority, right?
[01:37:55]  So about 40%.
[01:37:57]  I don't understand what the big deal is.
[01:37:58]  Well, that's what I want to find people's opinion.
[01:38:01]  Let's find you a wife.
[01:38:03]  So what you find you can do.
[01:38:07]  He's like, he's like, please.
[01:38:10]  Yeah, but really, what is the problem?
[01:38:11]  I don't know.
[01:38:12]  I just, Shane said that most white guys wouldn't continue dating their girl, even if they're not racist, because they slept with a black guy.
[01:38:18]  And I just wanted to know if that was true.
[01:38:19]  So I just put the poll out there.
[01:38:20]  Is that true, Mike?
[01:38:22]  Hennessy?
[01:38:23]  Is it true if they would want to, if I would want to?
[01:38:25]  Yeah, would you?
[01:38:26]  You know, it's one of those things.
[01:38:28]  One time I actually had a talk with a friend one time, and I asked him, you know, if they had any kind of racism in them.
[01:38:35]  And he gave me the debate, you know, no, no, they don't have one drop of it.
[01:38:38]  And then when I asked him, I said, okay, if your wife cheated on you with a white man or a black man, which would you be mad more at the at either one?
[01:38:47]  And then he turned to me and he said, yes, I definitely have a little bit of racism in me.
[01:38:52]  Oh, hopefully she doesn't have it in her.
[01:38:55]  So, yeah.
[01:38:57]  Well, someone said, once you go black, we don't want you back, is what the comment said.
[01:39:01]  So apparently this is a thing, but this is actually a real question.
[01:39:04]  Sam, would you?
[01:39:05]  He's saying no.
[01:39:06]  He's like, no.
[01:39:08]  And Sam is black.
[01:39:11]  How about you?
[01:39:12]  Oh, Joey.
[01:39:14]  He's not trying to erase it.
[01:39:15]  No, but you would, though.
[01:39:17]  Okay.
[01:39:17]  We wouldn't.
[01:39:20]  Oh, God.
[01:39:20]  Okay.
[01:39:20]  I see what you mean.
[01:39:21]  Yeah.
[01:39:22]  Oh, ratioed because you all wanted, like, having having experienced the Tropic Thunder.
[01:39:27]  Yeah.
[01:39:29]  The two inch.
[01:39:30]  No, two inches overestimating.
[01:39:32]  But I don't know.
[01:39:33]  Mendoza, the Mendoza report.
[01:39:35]  This is not even a joke.
[01:39:35]  I want to know an honest opinion here.
[01:39:37]  What do you think?
[01:39:38]  No.
[01:39:40]  I love how she's not allowed to go black, but you are.
[01:39:43]  Your TV goes black.
[01:39:44]  I want one.
[01:39:45]  Yeah.
[01:39:46]  Let's get back on here.
[01:39:49]  There you go.
[01:39:51]  You know, notice where I am.
[01:39:52]  $5 in the chat said it's reprehensible, diabolical, and bestiality.
[01:39:56]  What?
[01:39:59]  Notice.
[01:40:00]  Yeah, listen.
[01:40:03]  I couldn't do it.
[01:40:06]  But what's the big deal?
[01:40:08]  Like, I want, can somebody break it down and be like, why?
[01:40:10]  Because it, because it shows to me something fundamentally wrong with the way the woman thinks, in my opinion.
[01:40:19]  Because they're stepping out of the stepping out of their community.
[01:40:21]  And like, that's the, like, we're not supposed to be being conquered.
[01:40:25]  And, like, like, it's like, just like, I don't want to get beat up by a black person.
[01:40:29]  It's like, we're not, like, our women are not for sale type of thing.
[01:40:32]  And I know that's going to sound bad and I'll get clipped out and called like a terrible racist or whatever, but I'm just going to let you know it wouldn't be the first time I've had an article written like that.
[01:40:41]  Genuinely, our women are not for sale.
[01:40:43]  And I understand I have, I have black friends actually who married white women and stuff.
[01:40:48]  And so, hey, look, everyone's to each his own.
[01:40:50]  I'm not controlling everyone's life.
[01:40:53]  And I have friends who would disagree with me on this because I have good black friends.
[01:40:56]  I really do.
[01:40:56]  My best friend growing up was black and he likes white women.
[01:40:59]  And I understand that there are white women that liked him.
[01:41:01]  And I'm not trying to control his life or anything like that right now.
[01:41:05]  But you were asking who I would marry, right?
[01:41:07]  Right.
[01:41:08]  I feel like it would just be like, okay, so I had a girl who's like going after black guys and stuff.
[01:41:12]  It's like this.
[01:41:13]  She's not thinking like a normal white woman trying to preserve her bloodline and her youth.
[01:41:16]  She's risking not preserving her bloodline.
[01:41:19]  That means, does she believe in abortion?
[01:41:20]  Like, there's so many things that go in here.
[01:41:21]  So she doesn't believe in abortion.
[01:41:22]  So she was willing to have to end our bloodline.
[01:41:25]  That's not, that's not the kind of woman I want to start a family with.
[01:41:28]  But I'm not going to come out here and judge people for being interracially married right now or anything like that.
[01:41:32]  Because, look, I know that's a touchy subject with some people, but I'm not trying to argue that right now.
[01:41:37]  I just, you said, for me and my wife, we're going to serve the Lord.
[01:41:41]  And serving the Lord is not getting racked out by a big black dick.
[01:41:44]  Joey Manorino, where are you?
[01:41:45]  I'm just going to go.
[01:41:46]  Joey Manorino, shout out.
[01:41:47]  Shout out to Joey Manorino.
[01:41:49]  No, I don't know.
[01:41:49]  That's just my opinion.
[01:41:50]  You said no, but you also like white women yourself.
[01:41:53]  That's true.
[01:41:53]  Literally one white woman.
[01:41:54]  That's true.
[01:41:55]  But you've liked white women before, too.
[01:41:57]  Actually, not really.
[01:41:58]  Really?
[01:41:58]  Have you ever dated a black up?
[01:42:01]  Not seriously.
[01:42:03]  Okay.
[01:42:04]  Have you ever had sex with a black woman?
[01:42:06]  You didn't say no comment.
[01:42:09]  No.
[01:42:10]  Well, I'm from Chicago.
[01:42:11]  So, I mean, you can't really avoid it.
[01:42:14]  Exactly.
[01:42:14]  Yeah.
[01:42:15]  Wait, oh, okay, true.
[01:42:18]  Apparently, I kissed a black girl one time at a bar.
[01:42:20]  My friend said, So they just remind you in the chat.
[01:42:23]  Yeah.
[01:42:23]  No, he says I did.
[01:42:25]  You know what?
[01:42:25]  He says I did when I was drunk.
[01:42:27]  No, he says I did when I was drunk, and I don't believe him because it doesn't sound like that.
[01:42:30]  That doesn't sound like me.
[01:42:31]  Black guy, maybe.
[01:42:32]  I'm just kidding.
[01:42:32]  No, but no, but it doesn't.
[01:42:34]  It doesn't sound like he's like, you made it with the black chick when you were drunk.
[01:42:37]  And I was like, I just don't believe that.
[01:42:39]  I feel like he was just trolling me.
[01:42:41]  You know what I mean?
[01:42:41]  Like, because I didn't remember the night.
[01:42:43]  So it's like, oh, like, that's a good one to say.
[01:42:44]  Like, bro, you're fat chick or a black chick.
[01:42:46]  But I knew the fat chick would not have been true.
[01:42:48]  You know what I mean?
[01:42:49]  Because I'm actually honestly, I'd rather make out with a hot black chick than a fat white chick, meaning I'm not doing that.
[01:42:57]  I'm not fat, like, we're not.
[01:42:58]  Fat women are, I'm not allowed to be around them, right?
[01:43:01]  And there are, like, we saw this attractive black chick.
[01:43:04]  Obviously, we, meaning not me, but the single guy saw her.
[01:43:08]  I didn't.
[01:43:09]  And she's like, you know, Caribbean kind of, right?
[01:43:11]  And she was like very, very, very like athletic and stuff.
[01:43:14]  And I was like, that's when guys are like, well, there's a few black chicks I would.
[01:43:17]  They're talking about like that, but it's like most black women don't look like that, like a nice like Caribbean woman who's got like a normal, like white girl's body and like doesn't have a big nose and like ain't like such a bad what?
[01:43:28]  No, I'm saying like a lot of guys like, well, I would hook up with a black chick, but it's like, she's like Rihanna or something, you know what I mean?
[01:43:35]  Like, it's like, okay, well, that's not Rihanna.
[01:43:37]  I don't know.
[01:43:38]  I'm just saying, like, it's like some like Caribbean person.
[01:43:42]  Do you know what I'm saying?
[01:43:43]  Caribbean.
[01:43:45]  What?
[01:43:46]  Oh, is this a bad job?
[01:43:47]  This is a bad bit.
[01:43:48]  I don't know.
[01:43:49]  No, I, I mean, I'm trying to have real talk on the show.
[01:43:52]  Can we not be real on the show?
[01:43:54]  Man, let's be real.
[01:43:56]  It is the best show on the internet.
[01:43:58]  Real tall.
[01:43:58]  I'm not getting any help here.
[01:43:59]  I'm trying to talk about lesbians.
[01:44:01]  I'm trying to talk about lesbians.
[01:44:03]  This is a serious talk here.
[01:44:05]  Yeah.
[01:44:05]  Because this is because a lot of people disagree on this.
[01:44:08]  Obviously, the based answer is like, no, But we're trying to be real here, right?
[01:44:12]  We're trying to dig into why.
[01:44:13]  Well, I'll say this.
[01:44:14]  I did read a post about a girl.
[01:44:16]  I think it was a Reddit one, but a girl said that she told, she dated one black guy and then she told people and it got around.
[01:44:22]  And then no white guy ever wanted to touch her.
[01:44:25]  Well, hold on.
[01:44:26]  Hey, that's a Reddit post, but that was kind of like the story.
[01:44:29]  Here's some real talk from the chat.
[01:44:30]  Okay.
[01:44:31]  And to think I'd ate the pussy where that big black dick had been and kissed the lips that sucked him off time and time again.
[01:44:38]  It's enough to make a man throw up.
[01:44:40]  Sure, it's hard to figure out.
[01:44:42]  I'm the last part of my Joey Manorino.
[01:44:44]  Are you going by a different name in the chat right now?
[01:44:46]  Because I don't know what's going on.
[01:44:47]  Someone said, yeah, they said it's a great bit and they are not helping whatsoever.
[01:44:51]  Thank you.
[01:44:52]  All right.
[01:44:52]  Yeah.
[01:44:52]  There you go.
[01:44:53]  Give me a little cheer there.
[01:44:54]  Thank you.
[01:44:55]  No, because what I was going to say is, is like it is what it is, is like for me with attraction, it's like, okay, I'm attracted to like the white phenotype.
[01:45:04]  So it is confusing sometimes when a girl has darker skin, but she's got like, I don't want to throw canister or anything into this, but there are black girls who like have adopted white culture and they come across, you know, very pleasant and whatever.
[01:45:14]  And you're like, you know, hey, not reproduced, but like you still find them attractive.
[01:45:19]  But it's not my preference, but especially at Caribbean or whatever, I mean, they have their own features.
[01:45:24]  But I think like that's when that's where we get this idea of like, like where guys are like, oh, yeah, well, yeah, I find like black girls attractive or whatever.
[01:45:30]  That's kind of what the guy, the girl sleeping with a black guy.
[01:45:32]  It's like the black guys I knew are just like normal like white guy, black guys that like went to private school and just like, you know, talk like you and me and are just very normal guys, have all white friends.
[01:45:41]  And so like I know their situation is different because they're probably with the white girl and they're not very political and they, you know, I'm not judging them, but it's like, you know, if I'm like, if it's like Tyrone, like the quarterback on the bath, the football team that just got in from the inner city because he's good, you know, you knew that like he'd been like been inside your woman.
[01:45:58]  Are you, are you going to impregnate that?
[01:46:02]  Are you?
[01:46:02]  Well, Joe is saying no.
[01:46:04]  This is a real question.
[01:46:05]  Everyone, this was, it made it to SNL.
[01:46:08]  It made it to S.
[01:46:09]  Okay, no one's helping me here.
[01:46:10]  No one's helping me here.
[01:46:11]  Carol's a huge SNL fan.
[01:46:14]  Watching every saddle.
[01:46:16]  Welcome to our chat.
[01:46:17]  Wait till you smell her pussy.
[01:46:18]  Most black chicks have terrible hygiene down there.
[01:46:21]  Wow.
[01:46:22]  But no, but actually the truth is that the majority of STDs, so STDs are actually very not common in white people.
[01:46:30]  They're predominantly in blacks and homosexuals.
[01:46:32]  That's actually the truth.
[01:46:33]  If you look it up, like almost 80% of STD transfers are just between the black community and homosexuals.
[01:46:37]  If you take Hispanics, blacks, and homosexuals out of the environment, the majority of white transfers is men, as they call it, men who sleep with men, who are bisexual, then sleeping with white women and then transferring, but still gay.
[01:46:49]  It's like bisexual.
[01:46:51]  Straight white people have the like, and Asians have such a low share of STD transfer, it's pretty much non-existent, which is why many of them raw dog it.
[01:47:01]  But it is interesting.
[01:47:02]  I also think too that black people don't use condoms.
[01:47:04]  Isn't that true?
[01:47:05]  I don't think they use the guys, they always rock.
[01:47:06]  That's why there was even babies and abortion.
[01:47:08]  To be fair, I don't either.
[01:47:11]  Honestly, I've never, I've never, I've never really myself as well, but I haven't been sleeping with black chicks.
[01:47:17]  So that's my point.
[01:47:18]  Well, someone says bacterial vaginosis.
[01:47:21]  Look it up.
[01:47:22]  Hey, Michael, could you pull up bacterial vaginosis on the screen, please?
[01:47:26]  4K please, right?
[01:47:27]  4K.
[01:47:27]  4K images.
[01:47:28]  I'm trying to get it a good look.
[01:47:31]  Ladies and, oh, play it.
[01:47:32]  Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
[01:47:35]  I was fucking skilled here today, right?
[01:47:37]  She had bacterial vaginosis.
[01:47:38]  That shit was nasty.
[01:47:40]  I want to tell you this.
[01:47:41]  You don't put on a raincoat when you're taking a shower.
[01:47:43]  It defeats the purpose.
[01:47:45]  You're trying to get your body wet and clean.
[01:47:47]  You better go in showing your wean.
[01:47:49]  And that's the truth.
[01:47:51]  Sometimes they say condoms make things better.
[01:47:54]  They say it makes things better.
[01:47:55]  But why would you go out in the sun wearing all leather?
[01:47:59]  It's not a part of the game, but hey, you might end up with a stinging sensation and feel the pain.
[01:48:06]  And a child might be born and you might murder it.
[01:48:08]  So maybe be smarter than that.
[01:48:10]  Be abstinent.
[01:48:11]  Like our intern Sam.
[01:48:14]  By the way, I like how we gave up on giving him a pseudonym.
[01:48:18]  We just started calling him by his full name.
[01:48:20]  Not his full name, but his.
[01:48:22]  You guys yelled at me for doxing him last time.
[01:48:24]  Yeah.
[01:48:24]  Well, now the cat's out of the bag.
[01:48:27]  Or the children.
[01:48:28]  Oh, was he not doxed?
[01:48:29]  I feel like I've already heard his name thrown around.
[01:48:31]  Well, no one knows his last name.
[01:48:33]  No one knows his last name.
[01:48:34]  Yeah, Hernandez.
[01:48:35]  I mean, that's not it.
[01:48:36]  That's not it.
[01:48:37]  Yeah, well, his name is Justafi.
[01:48:39]  He's a North.
[01:48:44]  Samuel Justafy.
[01:48:46]  Yeah.
[01:48:46]  He's North African.
[01:48:47]  Yeah.
[01:48:48]  They didn't say he was Mexican.
[01:48:49]  He's just brown, like a North African guy.
[01:48:52]  It's true.
[01:48:52]  And by the way, it's not, you know, what's worse, doxing him or the fact that we keep him chained up, covered in baby oil in a cage, right?
[01:49:00]  Like, come on.
[01:49:01]  What's worse than that?
[01:49:02]  I don't know.
[01:49:03]  Someone said, be free.
[01:49:04]  Someone said, no, condoms.
[01:49:05]  Do the coitus with your wife, you dinguses.
[01:49:08]  Dude, someone said, I used a condom and now I'm sorry.
[01:49:11]  You guys are so weird.
[01:49:13]  Condoms are for whores.
[01:49:14]  Like, what the hell?
[01:49:17]  What did someone else say?
[01:49:18]  Someone said, I've been watching Legends since InfoWars, so fuck off, bitch.
[01:49:22]  Okay, this is very much our audience here tonight.
[01:49:24]  All right.
[01:49:25]  A couple last things that I want to cover that are very small.
[01:49:29]  You know, they're very small.
[01:49:30]  One of them is, oh, yeah, this, my news feed today, the CEO of Sensor sent this to me from his newsfeed, and he sent me a link.
[01:49:39]  New York's queen of porn was a grandmother who escaped the Holocaust.
[01:49:44]  That's crazy, huh?
[01:49:46]  It is, yeah.
[01:49:47]  That's a real, I was from like the news news feed.
[01:49:49]  It was like with like, it's entertainment news, right?
[01:49:54]  Grandmothers?
[01:49:55]  No, Democrats.
[01:49:57]  Democrats, New Yorkers?
[01:49:58]  Democrats currently run the porn industry anyway.
[01:50:01]  Big city grandmas.
[01:50:02]  Queens?
[01:50:02]  It's part of it.
[01:50:03]  Big city grandmas.
[01:50:05]  All right, you can take that off.
[01:50:06]  Thoughts?
[01:50:08]  That's my new band name.
[01:50:10]  I got nothing to add to that.
[01:50:12]  Thoughts?
[01:50:14]  Okay, also speaking of, oh my gosh.

=== Why Cars Lost Their Charm (02:47) ===

[01:50:17]  Okay, let me get out here for a second.
[01:50:18]  We have such weird stuff.
[01:50:19]  Oh, I wanted to talk about this.
[01:50:20]  This is actually important.
[01:50:21]  So remember when Jaguar or Jaguar, depending how you pronounce it, the car company decided to release their gay commercial.
[01:50:28]  A bunch of queer people saying we're going to do things different.
[01:50:30]  And we knew that this couldn't have gone wrong because they used a bunch of gay, interracial people to advertise the destruction of a car company.
[01:50:38]  Well, now they've contracted a Democrat actor to be the face of this new thing.
[01:50:44]  And they released their car.
[01:50:46]  I don't know which is uglier, this or the Cybertruck, but, you know, check this out.
[01:51:16]  Isn't that that Irish guy?
[01:51:18]  Yeah, he's very Irish.
[01:51:20]  Barry Kogan, yeah, he's a very Irish.
[01:51:22]  He's an Irish entertainment lawyer.
[01:51:24]  Can we stop making cars look like this?
[01:51:27]  Like, why have we gotten away with like actual body shape and style and kits and wings?
[01:51:33]  Like, what's up with this?
[01:51:34]  Like, it looks like a kid drew it.
[01:51:36]  Like, why do the electric cars have to be ugly?
[01:51:38]  It's my honest opinion.
[01:51:40]  They're almost all ugly, except for like the lyrics okay from Cadillac.
[01:51:44]  Yeah.
[01:51:44]  That's pretty good.
[01:51:45]  I like his, I like Sam's Tesla.
[01:51:48]  The SUV one's nice.
[01:51:49]  The X Model X, right?
[01:51:50]  So the nice, the more expensive one.
[01:51:52]  That's nice.
[01:51:52]  Right.
[01:51:53]  But, but, like, I don't know.
[01:51:55]  I just think most electric cars are ugly.
[01:51:57]  It's the woke mind virus.
[01:51:58]  We're going too much towards iRobots.
[01:52:00]  It's like we're losing all originality that kind of makes us that human aspect of it.
[01:52:04]  And everything's just more way too modernized.
[01:52:06]  Yeah, it's like, but it has no, it has no character.
[01:52:09]  Well, they make it all square and futuristic, right?
[01:52:11]  They all kind of look the same.
[01:52:12]  But why is it that the cars of the future look like the way that Hollywood made cars of the future look like in the 80s?
[01:52:18]  Like, why, like, you know what I mean?
[01:52:19]  Why is it like, oh, what?
[01:52:23]  Something that Sam said in the chat.
[01:52:26]  I don't know what's going on here.
[01:52:27]  Let me see real fast.
[01:52:30]  It's not even that funny.
[01:52:31]  I don't know.
[01:52:32]  It seemed like it was good.
[01:52:33]  You're trying.
[01:52:34]  It's not even that funny.
[01:52:40]  What?
[01:52:41]  Is it about me?
[01:52:43]  No.
[01:52:45]  It's not even that funny.
[01:52:46]  I don't know why we're like, taking a whole moment for even the chat here.

=== Quick Shout Out (05:52) ===

[01:52:50]  Yeah.
[01:52:51]  Yeah.
[01:52:52]  Oh, man.
[01:52:53]  That's so good.
[01:52:55]  Oh, man.
[01:52:56]  Anyway.
[01:52:57]  Right now, there's someone from my right-wing watch writing down all the details about him.
[01:53:01]  Oh, man.
[01:53:02]  That's like.
[01:53:04]  He lives in the West Palm Beach.
[01:53:05]  It's like, actually.
[01:53:06]  He lives in West Palm Beach.
[01:53:07]  He's six foot two.
[01:53:11]  We should probably wrap this up.
[01:53:13]  His favorite.
[01:53:14]  He said we started like 30 minutes late, so we barely barely hit our quota here.
[01:53:18]  Oh, really?
[01:53:19]  Yeah, because we started like 8.25.
[01:53:20]  So technically 10.25 would be the full show.
[01:53:24]  That's just for the ads for the first hour.
[01:53:26]  It's just set for the ads.
[01:53:28]  No, that's just said.
[01:53:28]  That's just for the ads.
[01:53:29]  Look at the track for the break.
[01:53:31]  And then after that, it just goes off.
[01:53:34]  Yeah.
[01:53:34]  That being said, if you like the show, don't forget something's wrong with you.
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[01:54:16]  It is, bring that up here for a second.
[01:54:18]  I like to bring this up every single time.
[01:54:20]  Slightly offense.
[01:54:21]  You can always reach him.
[01:54:21]  You can DM him.
[01:54:22]  He's here.
[01:54:23]  Check this out.
[01:54:24]  Here he is.
[01:54:24]  Slightly offense.
[01:54:26]  You can see your S-L-I-G-H-T-L-Y-O-F-F-E-N-S.
[01:54:29]  But don't follow him on Saturday night because he'll be watching Saturday Night Live.
[01:54:32]  Yeah.
[01:54:35]  I block out.
[01:54:36]  Yeah.
[01:54:38]  He'll be on Twitter then.
[01:54:39]  Yeah, he has a whole routine before watching SNL.
[01:54:42]  That's where I get my takes.
[01:54:44]  I can tell.
[01:54:45]  Yeah.
[01:54:45]  Yeah.
[01:54:45]  Everyone was really helpful tonight.
[01:54:47]  Feedback.
[01:54:47]  It was really great.
[01:54:48]  Who was bringing you guys on?
[01:54:51]  All right.
[01:54:52]  Mike Mendoza of the MendozaReport.com.
[01:54:55]  Also known as Mike Mendoza JPG.
[01:54:57]  You can follow him here.
[01:54:58]  Mike Mendoza.
[01:54:59]  That is.
[01:54:59]  JPG.
[01:55:01]  M-I-K-E-M-E-N-D-O-Z-A-J-P-G.
[01:55:05]  Isn't it humiliating?
[01:55:06]  You've been on here since 2009.
[01:55:10]  And Sarah beat you in like 48 hours.
[01:55:13]  Yeah, well, I should wear a wig.
[01:55:15]  Well, yeah, and I got to step up my xenophobic nationalism.
[01:55:18]  You got to wear a wig.
[01:55:20]  But I will say that since the Nick episode, I've got like 50 followers and I don't tweet at all.
[01:55:24]  So I guess I shouted myself out on that episode, did I?
[01:55:28]  Yeah, yeah.
[01:55:29]  Yeah, you said a lot, too.
[01:55:30]  And Nick is also a xenophobic nationalist himself.
[01:55:34]  He is.
[01:55:34]  Something with an ideology.
[01:55:36]  Maybe the xenophobic nationalist have met before.
[01:55:38]  Who knows?
[01:55:38]  Yeah.
[01:55:39]  But I wouldn't say if they did, but they might have.
[01:55:40]  I'm going to start the nationalist xenophobes.
[01:55:42]  I'm going to start that.
[01:55:45]  And also, speaking of that, in the back, the man, the myth, the legend, Mike Hennessy, Snowflake underscore news.
[01:55:51]  You can follow him there.
[01:55:52]  Snowflake, S-O-N-S-N-O-W-F-L-A-K-E underscore NEWS.
[01:55:57]  It's amazing.
[01:55:58]  You can follow him.
[01:55:58]  You can also last thoughts.
[01:56:01]  I appreciate the follow.
[01:56:02]  Check me out.
[01:56:02]  I'm also on Instagram as well.
[01:56:04]  Sorry I haven't talked that much.
[01:56:05]  I'm still trying to get used to this.
[01:56:07]  They chained me up, but some reason they let the intern out.
[01:56:09]  Trying to figure out how that works.
[01:56:11]  I was actually able to go ahead and get a photo from CPAC.
[01:56:15]  I was just glad that we were able to put this together.
[01:56:18]  And it was a great time.
[01:56:20]  So just make sure to check me out at Snowflake underscore news on Instagram as well as Twitter.
[01:56:25]  Back to you, Elijah.
[01:56:26]  That was why he was so admin about that.
[01:56:28]  Would you date someone if they date a black guy question?
[01:56:31]  That's why.
[01:56:32]  I never said so.
[01:56:33]  Would you date a girl?
[01:56:34]  Would you date a white guy if you fucked a black guy?
[01:56:40]  This show is this show just is just goes downhill.
[01:56:43]  It's like one of these is one of those downhill episodes.
[01:56:45]  We're not even drinking.
[01:56:46]  You know what I mean?
[01:56:47]  That's crazy.
[01:56:48]  That's no problem.
[01:56:50]  Yeah, we're all so tired and like burned out right now.
[01:56:53]  Really, everyone in here is fucking toast.
[01:56:55]  You know what I mean?
[01:56:56]  Fucking toast.
[01:56:58]  That being said, I'm actually pretty happy.
[01:57:00]  You know, we have a few hundred, 300 on YouTube as well.
[01:57:03]  We're back on YouTube for a little bit.
[01:57:04]  We decided to go on there until they deleted it.
[01:57:07]  But that's pretty good.
[01:57:09]  So shout out to everyone in the chat.
[01:57:10]  Those who are at Censored as well, it's good to know that we are, yeah, we are definitely still there.
[01:57:16]  So I wanted to give a quick shout out to everyone who's there.
[01:57:20]  Cocto, Brutal Sooth, Lisa Nissam, Jitier, and the rest of you guys.
[01:57:26]  Otis Simbo said Mike Mendoetha has parasites.
[01:57:29]  That's true.
[01:57:33]  Also, if I'm uncensored, I'm watching Atheism is Unstoppable.
[01:57:36]  I'm not watching this show.
[01:57:39]  Me too.
[01:57:41]  Someone said, is Sam the new intern?
[01:57:42]  Yes, he is.
[01:57:43]  And then someone else has said, Mike keeps his door open for two deer.
[01:57:47]  Wait, which one?
[01:57:48]  All right, that's Gutierre.
[01:57:50]  Okay.
[01:57:50]  And then a shout out as well on locals to the rest of you guys who shared.
[01:57:54]  There was one last, oh, we can't show that.
[01:57:56]  We actually can't show that.
[01:57:57]  Don't put that up.
[01:57:58]  Yeah, don't put that up.
[01:57:58]  Don't put that up.
[01:57:59]  Don't put that up.
[01:58:00]  They can't actually show that.
[01:58:03]  We can't put that up.
[01:58:04]  No, no, no, no.
[01:58:05]  That can't go on the internet.
[01:58:07]  That can't go up.
[01:58:08]  Shout out to all you guys at Locals.
[01:58:10]  Just a quick update that I want to let you guys know.
[01:58:12]  Don't put this up on the screen.
[01:58:13]  I don't want anyone to see this.
[01:58:14]  Do not put this up, please.
[01:58:15]  But just let you guys know.
[01:58:16]  Well, shout out to the 28 new members who signed up this week alone on locals.
[01:58:21]  It's not paid members, just new people who joined and been there.
[01:58:24]  We really appreciate you guys getting a consumed comment.
[01:58:26]  And the three new subscribers as well who have joined.
[01:58:28]  We really appreciate you guys coming around and joining the support.
[01:58:31]  To the rest of you guys watching, I'm Elijah Schaefer, reporting for slightlyoffensive.com.
[01:58:37]  Have a great rest of the week.
[01:58:38]  May God bless the United States of America.