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But are you sure you're only getting illegal criminal migrants?
I mean, there were some pictures over the weekend of people that claimed to be students, Brazilian students, who were showing examples of bruises on their arms from American deportation flights.
We're going to use all the government to secure our border, which is the biggest national security vulnerability this country's ever seen.
And we're going to force laws to this country.
It's not okay to enter this country illegally.
It's a crime.
And when you cause a crisis as big as the Biden administration caused, when you overwhelm the border patrol, but they can't do their national security job, that's when the fentanyl will come across, kill a quarter million Americans.
That's when you have a 600% increase in sex trafficking.
That's when you have a record number of no-inspected terrorists coming across an open border.
President Trump's going to secure the borders promised to the American people.
We're going to enforce immigration laws.
That's what we're going to do, without apology.
We're on board.
We're going to go forward.
You're going to see it get a hell of a lot bigger in the near future.
Maybe if you, down in Downing Street, obviously we know that due to all the inbreeding, a lot of the British look like Downing Street and sort of Down Syndrome Street.
If they actually got together and deported the illegals in their country, maybe they wouldn't literally be the missing country of the Middle East known as London Stand.
On top of that, let's also remind you that the Labour Party, which is their Democrats, just decided to import 7 million more immigrants into London or into England particularly, mostly in London in the next five years.
That's 1 million more than the exact number of people who died in the Holocaust.
And it was Holocaust Remembrance Day the other day and the UK and Australia on their national holidays.
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As somebody infamous blocked me today after I surfaced some tweets showing that after calling me gay, that they were walking around with their arm around their daughter, their gay daughter, checking out women's butts and having a bisexual father-uh, daughter bonding moment.
These are the people fighting the woke right.
You know, be gay and hit on women with your child to own the woke right.
You know what I'm saying?
Hell yeah.
We got the best and the brightest coming to us.
Plus, we're talking about Christian nationalism and there's sort of this fight against the woke right.
What place does it have in the Trump administration?
And the deportations are at an all-time high, escalating today by 11 a.m. to over a thousand individuals, up from just several hundred the day before.
Are the complainers correct or are they continuing to just bitch while the rest of us are celebrating this advancement of humanity in our country?
Michael, welcome back to the show.
How are you doing today?
Are you feeling good knowing that by 11 a.m., by the time you were here at the office, that people were already being deported, children were being separated from their parents, families were being broken apart.
And I just felt like, you know, we could celebrate that.
A lot of people think that I'm full of hate and bigotry, which is accurate.
But also, beyond being full of hate and bigotry, I'm also full of a lot of things like love.
Right?
I mean, I was told to sit up by my producer to fix my reputation, but that was on the cue card.
No, but jokes aside and jokingly, it's like, look, everybody knows if you live in the Pacific North or Southwest, if you live down over there, particularly even the Northwest now, there is a lot of Hispanic people, and most of which are incredibly great people.
They're the greatest people ever because they're great at cutting everyone's graphs except for their own, right?
So it's like the only people I've ever met, they'll take care of your house, but for some reason they'll always get to the repairs later, honey.
You know, they'll never get to it.
But no, but Hispanic people are very loving.
They're very kind for the most part.
And they are very distinct from American blacks.
They have their own culture.
And overall, they've had a great influence in the Southwest.
And I think the kind of confusion here is that people are saying this is an attack on people with Mexican heritage.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no, but like, but like this is actually an attack on people who have broken the law.
And if you have not broken the law, there is nothing for you to be afraid of.
In fact, if you're a Mexican and you haven't broken the law, the thing you should be afraid of the most is other Mexicans in your neighborhood because some of them are probably violent and in gangs.
And as you said, there's plenty of Mexicans who I've met before, very kind, great people.
But it's when you get into the whole fact of the illegal aspect of it and then also what's coming over our border.
I know today they had a couple arrests of gang leaders and things of that nature that actually came from Mexico.
I think, you know, so it's not an attack on them per se just because you're Mexican.
It's an attack because of the fact that those who are coming over illegally, bringing in the drugs, bringing in, you know, the child trafficking, all these other issues that we're running into, that's really what is being under attack.
But no, you know, it is a serious thing that we're talking about here.
And we do want to talk about this because, you know, people are starting to self-deport.
We're seeing this ramping up.
And we want to ask the question, are we seeing deportations?
Where are we going to get to a point to where they actually match the level that we need in this country?
Or are we getting to a position?
Are we back in a place where we're barely just going to partially make up or undo what Biden did?
Because this is kind of serious, right?
Biden let in over 10 million illegals, 10 million legals.
There's 21 million people that have entered our country in just the last several years, four years.
There's no way they could have assimilated.
And then we sit around and we ask ourselves, is Trump's presidency really going to be marked by just simply if he can undo the amount of illegals that came here in the last four years?
Because really, in fact, it should be way more than that, right?
And the amount of people that we had piling in here from all different parts of the world, seeking asylum with their smartphones and their fashion designer clothes and things like that, who's supposedly running here.
But yeah, I believe that we are going to get to a point where we're going to start to gather more of them.
But I also believe that there's the way they go about it right now.
I think they're trying to be a little cautious in certain areas of how they're arresting and getting ready to deport people.
I've seen a bunch of different interviews where.
you know, immigration lawyers are trying to help illegals.
And I think even like CNN or MSNBC even had a segment of how to get out of it or how to postpone in the court system and things like that.
So I do think that right now they're rounding up is meant, you know, the more dangers that they know of.
But I do think over time it will grow into more.
Now, it may not be what we want right away to have it all flushed out because there is a lot of flushing out that does have to happen.
But I do believe that we're getting to that point.
So, you know, he is bringing things to the border to make sure that it's being secured.
I believe I've seen a video just the other day.
They're working on the wall again, making sure that all these gaps are open.
I mean, that were open or being closed.
So they are taking measures towards that.
You know, it's kind of also like people are expecting this quick turnaround.
I seen on, I think it was MSNBC or CNN when they were arguing with the vice president saying that why are the prices of eggs so high or still or why hasn't the prices changed?
Well, they just got into office and this is just the beginning of more to come.
I mean, the fact that we have a bimbo in chief, you know, running our Department of Homeland Security.
I don't want to be sexist here, but let me go ahead and be as sexist as humanly possible.
And just say, you know, I don't like women in roles of law enforcement, period.
I know there's some administration jobs.
I don't like women in the workforce in general.
I know some have to work.
That's why I'm always understanding because of the economy of the Federal Reservists and what they've done to our currency.
But I still don't think that positions that should project strength.
Like I don't want that strength to be something that I want.
And I want to be, I want that strength to be projected on me with a really like low raspy voice and sort of whispered in my ear and spanked a few times while I'm in the process of experiencing it, right?
Like this is a, it's weird to have sexually hot energy mixed with like law enforcement.
It feels more like a porno than it does actually the real world.
And I know a lot of people may not like this, but how many police videos did we see where women police were trying to apprehend somebody and it just turns into a total mess until a male authority actually comes in and assists with it?
Think there was also not too long ago, um, I want to say a year ago, they thought this late, you know, the this lady was in her house and they thought someone broke into this lady's house.
And at the time, no one did.
And the women police, all they did was hear a noise and they just unloaded on this door.
I'm talking about they put on like 20 shots into this door, and it was just crazy, you know.
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So I thought this was actually pretty interesting.
So the White House just announced, we're talking a little bit about the stuff that the White House announces that all illegals in America now have a criminal record because invading is a crime.
Look, I think it's cheap to do personal attacks on people.
I'm just going to say this.
Like, if you dig up things on people that they don't have want public, I think that's that's only gay men and women would do that in the devil, right?
So, the devil is the worst of gay men and women, and the only thing worse than the devil is gay men, you know, especially petty gay men, you know?
Yeah, um, but but uh, on top of that, it's like so I don't even deal with those people anymore, except when I look in the mirror, no, but uh, but on top of that, it's like yeah, that's kind of crazy to like dig up stuff on people.
I feel like that's that's rude, right?
People might be past stuff, whatever.
It's also one thing to spread like libel articles and stuff, like people lie on the internet, and it's also one thing to share um messages of like other people saying things because people just lie.
People say bullshit about me all the time.
I said today on a tweet that if I believe 50% of what people said about me, I'd hate me too.
Um, so I don't even care.
But when you take something that somebody wrote themselves publicly, and we know a few creators like this, that people just repost what they posted, they'll block you and cry and claim a victim.
And you're like, that's pathetic because, like, you publicly put this out there, right?
That was the whole issue with the Jack Murphy thing.
I had nothing to do with it, but like, you know, he had done pornography, people posted it, you know, posted it, and he crashed out.
He should have said, oh, whatever.
You know, it was a different time of my life.
I'm over it, whatever.
And everyone would have forgiven him and moving on.
But when people get defensive, it makes you realize they're still sensitive about it.
All I want to say is here's the video here of the criminals.
I want to play a video that I put out here.
You can take this away for a second.
I need to find it.
I don't know if it's in our mix of him talking about deporting our own criminals.
Did you have that where he's actually talking about deporting our own people?
It should be on the front of my page here.
But Donald Trump went out and explained, look, with deporting people, we actually don't want to just deport individuals who are criminals from other countries.
We also want to deport our own people because they've been committing crimes.
And we're tired of having people like this sit around and destroy our country from the inside.
He might have actually said this yesterday, so it might take me a second to pull up.
But I thought it was really fascinating that he would sit around and talk like this because I think I sent it in the chat, right?
Where he's talking about this particularly about deporting our own people.
I don't know if you can find it.
It would be helpful.
But anyway, on the side note of that, when we're talking about that, he's saying, look, we're not just trying to deport people because they're Mexican or people because they're a certain race.
We're trying to deport people.
Here it is, because they are bad people.
And I like this because to me, these black gangs in these Western cities are just as problematic.
I would actually rather deport black gang members than a normal, peaceful Hispanic person.
And I know that's going to sound weird, like the based and red-pilled crowd, but like if you're, if you're, if you have, like, he said, like, you have 30 arrests for the same thing.
Well, like the repeat offenders that you're running into.
And it's over and over.
He did say this yesterday.
I actually posted it on my page.
But we have these same people that you see plenty of times in New York, California, and all these different areas.
You always see reports, guy arrested 20 different times for this, that, and the other thing.
And they just keep letting him out, especially with people like Source, you know, the judges and district attorneys, stuff like that.
But what you have is these repeat offenders who are destroying America, making it very unsafe.
And yeah, I mean, if someone's going to continuously do these types of actions, it doesn't make me feel well to know that they're going to be in our country just released right again just to walk amongst the streets, you know?
I used to say these are more violent than our criminals.
In fact, the best part about them is they make our criminals look quite nice, actually, by comparison.
They are very violent people.
We also have many violent criminals in our country, however, that did not necessarily come here illegally, but have been arrested 30 times, 35 times, 41, 42 times in a couple of cases, 25 times, 18 times, many for murder, other heinous charges, such as pushing people into subways.
As the train's coming along at 45 miles an hour, boom, you get pushed into the subway.
They had it last week.
Hitting them in the head with baseball bats while they're not looking, punching old ladies in the face, knocking them unconscious and stealing their purse.
They even break into apartments and rape elderly women and beat up elderly men, beat them to hell.
And I don't want these violent repeat offenders in our country any more than I want illegal aliens from other countries who misbehave.
And I say, and this is subject to getting it approved, but if they've been arrested many, many times, they're repeat offenders by many numbers.
I want them out of our country.
I also will be seeking permission to do so.
We're going to get approval, hopefully, to get them the hell out of our country along with others.
Let them be brought to a foreign land and maintained by others for a very small fee as opposed to being maintained in our jails for massive amounts of money, including the private prison companies that charge us a fortune.
Now, let them be brought out of our country and let them live there for a while.
Let's see how they like it.
You'll see crime all over the country dry up.
Essentially, that's what Venezuela and other countries are doing.
They're getting rid of their criminals and putting them into the United States of America.
And their crime is down by almost 80%.
We're going to restore law and order in America, and we want to bring back the death penalty for these horrible people that kill people.
They kill people.
It's always a tough thing to say because I don't like it.
Nobody likes it.
But if you don't do it, we're just looking for trouble.
But yeah, to see the way that prison's all set up, how everything is in there, I could tell you anybody who goes there, it's one way to straighten somebody out for sure.
And as he said, you know, the way we have things going on right now to have these people in our country acting so crazy.
I mean, in New York, you see a lady being lit on fire.
I seen a video today where another lady got shoved in front of the train, and then the guy's getting arrested.
And as he's getting arrested, he's yelling he doesn't care and things like that.
So something has to be done to the extent where we have these repeat offenders who are just pretty much like wild animals that are running amok in our country.
This is one of the biggest publications in the entire Christianity movement, besides the Bible.
But Christianity Today said in the first week of his second term, President Trump plunged communities into fear, appended life for thousands of refugees, and moved to stop charities from helping immigrants already in the U.S.
Now, this brings up the question about Christian nationalism.
And I'd like to play a clip from a Protestant church here.
Do we have that clip?
By the way, we do, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, here it is.
I'd like to play this to kind of tie the two ideas together.
Okay, but on a funny note, This is uh she was talking about you know whether or not this is has to do with with the church about whether or not God wants us to be a Christian nation and Christian nationalism.
Here's what she had to say, ladies and gentlemen, the Protestant modern church.
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Want America to be a Christian nation?
No.
No, but no.
No.
I'll tell you what I mean by that.
What do you mean?
Jesus wants America to be a loving nation and an open nation and a nation that is open to all religions and to diversity.
And Christian is one of those.
And Christian is great when Christian is a loving religion.
Yeah.
And so when we are Christian in America, those of us who are Christian, Jesus wants us to be loving.
But we also may be Jews or we may be Muslims or we may be Buddhists or we may be Hindus or we may not be anything at all.
We may just try to love our neighbor as ourselves and that is a very wonderful thing to be.
And that's really what God cares about and what Jesus cares about.
Jesus has never wanted America to be a Christian nation and only a Christian nation.
Not at all.
I think Jesus maybe wants America to be a loving nation.
That's exactly what Jesus wants.
Yes, loving.
Loving.
Loving and just and kind and good.
And to welcome all people who are good people, who are loving people.
I think fundamentally, one of the main things when you see that is obviously you could be like, okay, you know, women weren't meant to be pastors.
I think it's safe to say to go even more fundamental and saying women are not pastors.
Like there are no such thing as gay married people, right?
So like to kind of explain my position on the American ethnicity versus an American citizen, it's like there are people who are married and there are people who are legally married, right?
So gay people are legally married, but that's not marriage.
So you can, there's things that are that have definitions that are esoterically and intrinsically greater and higher than what the law permits or allows.
So it's technically legal murder, but it's still murder.
And just because in war, there is legal murder, there are still war crimes.
You know, there's still like violations of the pact of war where it is considered murder, even in combat, if you could, you know, let the person live or take them, you know, you know, captive.
And I think when it comes to the spiritual things, because the consequence is eternal and so severe, people think that they can get away with a lot here on earth by violating God's laws because like they don't see the damnation, the fire now.
But I think that some of the consequences we're facing are much worse than people think.
Like just because when you make a woman pastor, you don't necessarily emulate into a flame and turn into dust, like Lot's wife turned to salt or something like that.
You do over years get a generational curse on your society where you live in a, in a, in a day and age where you have churches like Calvary Chapel watering down thousands of years of church history into this, you know, this Zionist propaganda arm of faith that is, you know, the solo scriptura idea, completely eradicating with what the Paul said, you know, about listening to the teachings and also what we taught you, you know, like as you've watched us, you know,
sort of bringing this individualistic American narcissistic nepotistic approach to faith.
By the way, Calvary Chapel attendees are very good people.
But ideologically, it's an exact mirror of the toxic ideas of modern Christianity, abandoning truth for the sake of my own experience, my own interpretation, and throwing off everything that has given us our cultural strength and identity.
And I'm just saying, when you talk about this, that's how you get a lot of this modern evangelical nonsense.
It comes from Calvary Chapel and these churches who started out with a very, very good mindset.
Many of them are still very good and solid churches today, but it's a slippery slope, just like gay marriage has led to the pedophilic sexualization of children and hormone blockers.
Calvary Chapel led to the destruction of the entire Christian church.
And the further we drift away from the Bible, what we do is we focus more towards these man-made ideas, what makes people feel comfortable, everything like that.
And then even going to church now, a lot of times when you go to church, it's just about a concert and a TED Talk.
You really don't have the preaching of the word.
You don't have what Jesus wanted us to hear.
You have what makes people feel comfortable, what they think will fill seats.
And then, unfortunately, the false teachings that they follow.
You know, there's a lot of that going on as far as what's going on all across our world.
You know, the wars is actually what I got into the argument with Calvary with, in which good people in Calvary, very good.
You know, so people, they, the sad part is people, when we go to church and everything like that, they're seeking God because it's the bride of God is supposed to be the church.
So when they go to church, they're trying to draw closer to Jesus.
They're trying to find their way.
But then when you have these pastors who are giving these false teachings and then people adopt it as if, though, it is the truth, that is, that's definitely something that's leading them off the path.
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In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now.
There are gay, lesbian, and transgender children in Democratic, Republican, and Independent families.
Some who fear for their lives.
And the people.
The people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms and meat packing plants, who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shifts in hospitals.
They may not be citizens or have the proper documentation.
But the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals.
They pay taxes and are good neighbors.
They are faithful members of our churches and mosques, synagogues, wadara, and temples.
I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away.
And that you help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here.
Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger.
For we will all want strangers in this land.
May God grant us the strength and courage to honor the dignity of every human being, to speak the truth to one another in love, and walk humbly with each other and our God for the good of all people.
This is old news, so I'm not really worried about this.
What I do want to point out, though, that I think is kind of crazy is like, I am under the impression that if I saw a woman giving a benediction, I tell my wife this.
I'm looking at my intern and Mike.
I tell my wife this, look, I'm a rough guy.
And a lot of you guys in the chat are like this too.
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It's like, dude, I like tits.
I like ass.
You know, like, I'm a horny guy.
You know, I like to drink gasoline.
That makes me dizzy.
You know what I mean?
Like, and I mean, I mean, it's like, this is my carnal nature, right?
I get angry.
I like to make money.
I want to spend money at strip clubs.
You know, I want to drive fast cars.
Like, look, I know who I am.
I know my fallen nature.
I know my carnality.
Okay.
I don't need some woman or some young guy in skinny jeans and a gold chain.
Notice her.
I don't need some young guy going at them and like, you know, like, let me do a woman's version first.
And questionably, I don't know how old these women are that are suggested to me while I'm looking at political memes, but they've, let's just assume they're 18, right?
It's like, I'm having Instagram suggest illegal activity to my algorithms.
She probably still took in less refugees than she has hairs left in her head.
She checked out very few of those.
She looks like a lesbian.
I don't know if I've mentioned that.
No, but I mean, like, but it's like, it's like I'm going there.
I'm going, dude, I need, I need, there's nothing even worse than those like skinny gene pastors in the Protestant church being like, rock, the war cry.
And it's like, yeah, that was like a Jewish war cry.
And, sir, your scenes are bursting on your upper thigh.
Like, like, let's, let's just listen for a second.
And then with these, these, these pastors.
You know, there's nothing worse than seeing these washed up youth pastors who serve at these churches and they speak like Barack Obama and how I sound after like three more lines of Coke.
And they're like, you know, you don't just, it's never the Bible.
It's just always some story about their family.
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It's like, my daughter was just, she had chocolate, man.
The problem, though, is with the female pastor, the preachers or pastors or whatever, is that they're trying to make it so people feel more comfortable, but guiding them away from the word.
And it's just like you said, is to fill that money tray even more.
You know, the more music we play, the more Joe Osteen type vibes we get where people feel built up and aren't actually following the word, then they're going to lead more money in their pocket when we're actually faced with how we're supposed to be faced with the way God wants us to be.
Well, I was going to say, you know, speaking of James Lindsey, Lot did have sex with his daughters, which is kind of crazy.
So I feel like he would actually enjoy the Bible a little more than the average person.
That is an interesting statement, right?
No, but no, you do make a good point.
And I do make a joke about it a little bit.
But what I think is funny about a lot of this is, this is where I think I don't understand these people who water down the Bible.
Like, okay, I think it's funny that Christians can't understand the plain text.
I look at the Bible and I recognize and realize that there are direct, flagrant violations in my own personal life where I do not align myself with what God requests of me.
And I will pay the price for that.
And I may be juggling my own salvation, but I never try to justify it.
Like, me and my wife have a regular discussion.
You know, she'll tell me if she thinks that I'm toying with my salvation.
Whether Arminianists, whether, whether Calvinists, whether these people, whether whoever's correct, the point is, whether once saved, always saved, or you can lose your salvation.
I always say, love God like you're always saved, but live like you can lose your salvation.
Meaning, live in a way that you're careful in how you live, but love God in a way that you know that He chose you and He you were forechosen from the world.
Like you want that destiny, but I don't walk around and, you know, like I, you wouldn't see me in a strip club sucking a stripper's titty, you know, in my youngin' years or something, and then being like, oh yeah, God, God likes this.
And I have that dog in me in terms of all men have it.
Some men are just weak and gay.
I think a lot of men don't have it today because they have low testosterone.
That's actually my opinion.
A lot of men think that they're like holy.
They're just weak and gay.
Like they're like, it's like, wow, you know, I really never, I never did anything like that.
Have you ever been, have you ever had the opportunity?
You know, most men, when given the opportunity, would fold in a second or with the drive would give into it.
Like, it's always funny watching like, it's like the old nerds like judging the football player for like, you know, being a player and a fuckboy and like having sex with all the girls.
Like, well, if you looked like that and had those talents and skills, you would be doing that too.
And it's like, no, I wouldn't.
Yeah, because you don't know what it's like to have that.
You know, it's really easy.
You know what I mean?
Like Mike always tells me he looks like Jeffrey Epstein says, I don't know if I had that billions of dollars in the island, maybe I too would be a child molester.
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No, I'm kidding.
I want to say that.
It's just on his mug.
I survived Jeffrey Epstein's Island and a big 24-ounce coffee mug.
So the reason why I like this, Mike, and looking over at my other producer too, is that is, dude, you know, we need to have, by the way, Brian, are you there?
Can you hear me?
You can let the people know if you're there.
I don't know if you are there.
Maybe he's not.
But we need to create avatars with the voice thing so we can do the split still and have the sound thing.
Like, that's really easy to do.
It's a plug-in because it would be much easier to just have the image.
Dr. Drew called it on the show the other day, Dr. Drew Pinsky.
And dude, I was producing a show, by the way.
I was producing a show for these doctors, Dr. McCalla.
As you guys might know, I'll just briefly, it's like, we run a media company, right?
I'm a CEO of a media company, so I do a lot of work outside of this.
These guys do a lot of, a lot of work.
It's slightly offensive is actually like, you know, it's the thing we do at the end at the night, but we do a lot of work on the news during the day.
And Peter's like, hey, you know, these doctors are fantastic.
I love them and whatever.
And I was like, all right, great.
And he's like, it's just really hard to get them to be there and give them their all.
And by the way, I love you, Dr. Drew.
Dr. Drew calls into this show.
He's one of the main guests.
And he's like, I was like, hey, it's like just no picture and no audio.
I was like, are you going to be showing your video and audio?
He's like, sparingly.
And I was like, could you please turn on your camera?
Because I need to do a camera check and an audio check for your guest.
He's at a steakhouse in Beverly Hills.
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He called in for a two-hour show for a steakhouse.
It was like, no, dude, like, it was like, and then Peter's like, I actually recognized that restaurant.
He's like, I'm going to be here sparingly.
Wipes his mouth with a napkin.
He's like, eating steak.
I was like, do you just call into a show at a steakhouse?
He's like, yeah.
And I was like, based.
That's like, you know, you've made it in life when you call in like a very serious show on like vaccines being banned at a steakhouse with like steak on your fork and you like just pass it off.
And he was the only person on that board who could have gotten away with that, by the way.
And then he was actually really nice.
I was like, I was like, this is Elijah.
He's like, I know who you are.
It's like, we'll be spending a lot more time together.
And I don't know if I should take that as a threat or a compliment.
No, he actually hand wrote us all a letter and said, thank you for hosting him.
Plus, you might see some changes on the show in the future.
All right, we got to talk a little bit about James Lindsay here.
Before we'll talk about that, though, I think we'll go to that in the second section.
I want to talk about the Christianity and the porn thing.
So, you know, I find it really hard.
In the chat, I'd like to see ones in the chat.
I know, I find it very hard.
I find it really hard not to look at porn.
And I mean this genuinely because I don't like to say that everything is porn, but it's like things do feel very pornographic today, right?
Like movies, everything feels like I'm watching porn.
It feels like all porn feels like when people are actually, you know, fornicating is it feels like it's just what I've already been seeing all day on the internet with a little bit less close.
And I know someone's going to take that out of context of saying I find it really hard not to look at porn, but I think that's a really powerful statement.
Like it, it's the stuff I'm seeing all day on the internet is increasingly pornographic, particularly because we've been more on Instagram running our, you know, you have a very big Instagram account.
No, but yeah, no, it's it's uh it's kind of an interesting thing because I remember watching them and um they did this one video like about probably about like 13 or 14 months ago while I was in Australia.
And I showed it to my wife and she went, is this real?
And I'm not getting sound crazy.
I'm going to actually sound it out.
This is, it was worse than it is now.
They're like Christian podcasts about dating or something.
She's like, so I just need like a man who's like, you know, he's got to be muscly, but like not just his like big builded body, but like, you know, his, his brain and his, he's got to know the word.
By the way, shout out to Sig, Cabby Ines, Gutir, Cocteau, Vince Lasagna in the censored chat.
You guys are true till the very end.
And also in the locals chat as well, we'd like to remind you guys, shout out as well to Phlem Dog, Saint J, and the rest of you guys chilling like a villain there.
No, but I want to talk about Arthur Kwan Lee, who's a talented artist.
I used to just talk, and someone would just bring stuff up while I was talking and somehow know what was written.
Um, it was crazy.
Some people used to do this only twice a week, that was their whole full-time job, and they still complained about it.
Isn't that crazy?
I've had employees that made almost six figures working two days a week for about four hours a day and cried about it.
Went on to uh Twitter spaces and claimed I was abusive to them, um, even though they were lazy as shit and suck at their jobs.
You're welcome for helping you into this industry, but uh, anyway, um, anyway, and we can't see what he says to me, and that's just my intern.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, me when I couldn't chip alcohol internationally, but uh, yeah, so those are these are some there's some deep, there's some deep bitterness here towards these people, anyway.
Don't trust Asians, I don't know why he hates me.
That being said, there are good Asians, there aren't bad Asians, just don't hire them.
Um, because the Koreans are good, the Filipinos are the lazy ass motherfuckers, right?
Okay, so this is an Asian uh that I do recommend uh following.
Arthur Kwan said, Brothers, I can't even go on Instagram anymore.
It's basically a porn app.
You can be scrolling content unrelated to sexuality, and boom, it's a bad word to say, and boom, whoa, a naked woman with a cake full of makeup behaving lascivious appears.
It is a gate.
I love his word choice.
That's a biblical word choice.
It's such a word choice right there.
It is a gateway drug to watching porn.
I would argue this.
I would argue, guys, I honestly in the chat, do your women read books?
Because if they do, like, like, I won't, I want to out my woman, but these girls, have you ever read a little bit of these women's books?
And it's, and it's so weird and graphic in terms of like it actually proves how men and women are different because men want to log on for like two to five minutes, look at like somehow scan 20 videos in five minutes, find a part they like, nut, and move along.
And women want to like read six chapters of tension rising and relational conflict and depressions and risings and then and then just like any back all to get blacked down.
No, but they want all this tension and stuff in the books.
They just looked at some sort of like, you know, trans tranny porn or something that really fucked with their head where they're like, and they like, you know, they got down that pipeline to where they look, they got down the Alex Jones porn pipeline.
Yeah, yeah, but like if they got to the, you know, you know, I'm not joking.
It's like 8 a.m. There's like a frog meme, you know, young guys and they'll be like, I just hate porn so much.
And you're like, bro, a 7 a.m. tranny pole is crazy.
That's crazy.
But like, but I, but I mean, because porn can bring you, sin takes you further than you wanted to go, keeps you longer than you want to stay, and costs you more than you want to spend.
You know, I just use tranny porn as a joke, but I mean, like, you know, I think people are looking at shit they don't want to be looking at.
I think women are getting caught into porn.
They don't know they're looking at it.
I think porn's everywhere.
That's my whole point.
It's like, it's everything's porn.
And I think that like people are so tired of just looking at a girl naked, they're looking at weird shit.
And I think it's really messing with their heads.
I genuinely do.
You know what I mean?
I genuinely think that people are hate porn because they're looking at really graphic stuff.
It's becoming more of culture of everything that we see around us.
You know, you can't kind of get away from it.
It's on Instagram, X, everywhere you look.
So it's being adopted more.
And I forget who I was talking to about lingerie sales are actually kind of going down more because people are just seeing everything everywhere as far as like lingerie is not as enticing as it used to be because you see a half naked woman all the time on the internet.
You see a half naked woman there.
So it's not that big pull for us to go ahead and purchase it where most people are just trying to go straight for the end goal.
It's like, it's like, how do you, this is the contradiction.
How do you promote a liberal culture of like open, like, because a lot of our Me Too, like, what you'll always notice is this.
You know, that we live in a safe sexual culture when all the accusations that, that, that reign sexually here are always muddy, right?
Well, gee, he did this and no one saw, and but we were drunk.
And then you always find out the other person did something too before.
And, you know, you know, oh, it's not exactly what they did.
And then there's no court case.
There's no police report.
Like, it's always like, you know, and that's just headlines or it's just like, you know, like Patrick Mahomes, I think, like his brother, was that who it is, like grabbed some girl while they were drunk.
And then she got like charged with sexual assault.
And you're like, that's not sexual assault.
That, you know, just slap the guy.
Like, that's not a big, that's not whatever.
And then like literal, like, like Mohel, like Jewish grooming gangs, you know, pedophile gangs happen, Pakistani gangs, all those weird semites, they start doing stuff and everyone ignores it.
It's like, okay, if some guy like pins a girl down in public, rips her clothes off and rapes her, he's going to prison and everyone agrees.
But modern West, we have the Me Too movement where everything's like, well, I didn't, you know, I was taken advantage of.
And it's like, okay, maybe you think you were, but if you take it to court and usually it falls through Amber Heard's an example, right?
This is why I said that America has a fake sexual assault culture.
It doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
It's that it's like, I mean, obviously, I'm not even going to mention by name, but even this thing happened to this popular streamer.
People don't like him, but I think he's being treated incorrectly.
I do.
I think it's an exaggeration on what's happened to him.
I think it's the American system of like taking something that could be handled with a slap in the face or a simple like, you know, you owe me 500 bucks type of thing to like turning people into predators and stuff.
I think it gets, it gets out of control when there are real predators like, you know, the Lake and Riley stuff that murder and pillage and rape and gangs.
And in Canada, how do you know that it's fake in America?
That's not your friend got confused while drunk or you didn't say no, which is all, you know, you gotta, that's, you should solve that personally, not in court, right?
Solve that personally.
Why are they not going out in these countries?
Because they know they're going to get raped.
They're going to get, you know, assaulted and groped and all this stuff is going to happen in the middle of the street in front of people and they don't want to do it.
You know, as far as India goes, I've actually seen a lot of things over in India where women could be walking around and not even dressing even close to what we're seeing nowadays in America.
And a bunch of men come rip their clothes off, do all these sexual things.
There was one famous influencer, I forget her name, where a mob of them, there was like 30 or 40 of these guys and they're at a monument and they just go ahead and they rip this lady's clothes and they do all these things to her.
And there's even guards there sitting or trying, you know, watching as this is happening.
And in that culture, a lot of times when these things happen, the woman they put is to blame for the scenario so that there's no repercussions and a lot of that.
And that culture is being adapted and then being brought into our country, being brought into the, you know, England and Australia and all these other places.
So for a woman to feel uncomfortable like that, it's understandable, but it's sad the fact that we're allowing this type of culture to infiltrate us.
Listen, guys, I'm not going to give a lot of insight into this, but branding is just branding.
This channel is never going to go away, but you should subscribe to this.
This is our new, we're working on starting this new show and we're trying to get it monetized called Almost Serious.
And it's essentially you are here at scale is what I call it.
It's like, yes, it's not as big and as grand and as crazy of guests and stuff, but I put a lot of money into this.
Like to put it into perspective, you are here costs seven figures to launch.
And to put into perspective, this studio costs six figures to launch, right?
So hundreds of thousands versus millions.
I know You Are Here did cost that much money to launch.
I know that doesn't sound crazy.
Yeah, we have like a, we had a guest budget of like 35, 40 grand a month.
That's crazy.
I know.
First class tickets, five-star hotels.
We had a lot of money.
But that being said, thank you to women for ruining that.
But on top of that, shout out to you guys and losing in court.
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But honestly, we're going to try to get back into the mainstream this year.
You know, we've been very mainstream in a lot of ways.
You guys know I took over as a CEO of a media company.
I'm working, you know, we just got credentials in the White House, press credentials for the operation we're doing at Gateway.
I'm kind of in charge of that.
So it's like, as much as I am a retard faggot, and you know, we do what we do here, we are a little bit serious sometimes.
And it's hard for people to understand that because obviously, as the, do we need to start doing this?
Honestly, as in the last board meeting, I was elected as the vice president of the Woke Right Association because they said, like, did you just see some of the, you should see some of the ads from James?
It's like Elijah's like the unofficial spokesperson of the Association of the Woke Right.
And like James likes it and shares it.
So it's like, we got to like create like the like National Association of Woke Right or something like that.
No, but James Lindsey flirts with me a lot online, and I like it.
I flirt back.
And James Lindsay apparently was adding me a lot, like responding to me a lot in the last two days, two, three days.
And I don't even know about this because that's why I have producers and stuff.
Unlike James Lindsay, I actually have employees and staff.
I have a business partner.
Mike's my business partner over here.
Not really an employee anymore, really, just like a business partner because we're both no idea what the fuck we're doing and just kind of making this shit up.
So we're both in this hellhole together.
But he's like, hey, actually, James has been adding you a lot.
So he attacks me and says I should be replaced and says, we will happily replace people who support national socialism with people who support American liberty and capitalism.
So James is a liberal.
His daughter is bisexual.
She allegedly used to have an OnlyFans.
And by the way, I told you at the beginning of this, I'm very against personal attacks.
That's why the Jack Murphy stuff was so different was because he published it.
Like publishing, if Jack Murphy did gay porn and it was hidden and like some guy published it and he was in it and someone like was trying to blast him for it.
That's kind of that's still kind of like it's public, but it's like, well, that's still sensitive, right?
But if you published it on Jack Murphy's pornhub account and like you published it, well, then it's fair game.
Because I'm not burning you.
I'm just saying this is what you stand for.
And people like Destiny or others say, yeah, I stand for that stuff.
Whatever.
And then they're impervious to attack.
So am I.
Well, I wrote him back and I was like, yo, who the hell suggested that I support national socialism?
You live in such an echo chamber that you don't even realize that I'm trying to help you.
You and your friends crashing out over this woke-right nonsense have blinded you to the fact that your ideology is why Gen Z are becoming Nazis.
Now, the reason why I said that is because I don't know if we can go here.
He's like having this major crash after he blocked me.
Look at this.
Check this out.
So he blocked me and he's been like responding to all these people down here.
Like, even if my son, like, if I had a daughter who was a lesbian and she was in a woman's asses, looking at lesbian porn is not the same thing as, like, having a daughter who's you fail as a dad, right?
That, you know, Independent said that Gen Z has given up on democracy.
We are in more trouble than we thought.
That a new study showed that 50% of young individuals in Gen Z want a dictator in charge.
And in fact, a lot of this was actually a poll about Hitler, by the way.
That's what this was about.
It wasn't about like 50% of Gen Z once, they were sympathetic.
They said they would be interested in Hitler taking over.
And I find that to be very common, right?
And so, look, I put up his tweet.
This is why he folded.
Because I'm like, well, I just don't think people want, like, straight men over 5'9 don't vote for Kamala.
And straight men that can win an arm wrestling match don't vote for Kamala, even if they're shorter.
They have to, if they have big muscle mass.
But on top of that, when he's like, I voted for Clinton and I took my wife's husband's daughter, gay daughter to vote for Clinton and we checked out women's asses.
A man watches that and goes, I would commit suicide.
I would fucking kill myself.
James Lindsay, listen to me.
If I were you and I had a gay daughter and I sexualized her on Twitter on X, bring this shit up right now.
If I sexualized my daughter on Twitter and talked about being sexual with my fucking daughter, particularly another man's daughter that legally somehow I'm with, which is even creepier, very pornographic in its own descriptive.
It's very gross.
You're a very gross and perverted man.
I would not write that on the internet.
At least the shit that people say about me is slander and libel, which they fucking lost in court, but you wouldn't know because you're a gay little liberal fat man.
However, while I was benching three plates today, by the way, you little fat fuck, listen to me on this.
I was not writing about my kids in a sexual manner online saying that we were doing sexual things together.
That's fucking disgusting.
And Gen Z fucking hates your little gay little fucking ass.
And I'm going to tell you this.
I don't know if anyone's clipping this.
I don't know what's going on here.
But you are a disgusting, perverted, twisted person.
Someone should call the police on you.
You make me want to throw up.
But you know what?
My food that I would throw up is worth more than anything that involves you.
You are worth less than the Taco Bell in my stupid little fucking gut.
I will chew it off with my teeth in a video game and throw that shit up.
And you're going to ask yourself, how the fuck did I get into this place?
Well, while you were sexualizing women's asses with your daughter while voting for a literal fucking lesbian, you cocksucker.
I was standing in your way waiting.
You know, these guys talk about X?
I should stand with truth and liberty fighting against the National Socialist Movement.
Dude, why does he think?
Because I just tell him to his face, this is like a very anticlimactic end to it.
Like, I'm just like, hey, man, your ideology is literally creating Nazis.
And then he goes like, dude, you must be a Hitler fan.
And you're like, okay, I'm not that cool.
I'm not that cool.
Like, I'm an old, I'm a 31-year-old guy from LA.
I'm not a Hitler fan.
People give me too much credit.
I'm not a Hitler fan.
I'm not that cool.
I'm not a National Socialist.
I just look at Gen Z and I'm like, hey, it's kind of cool.
They're getting radicalized and they don't want to sexualize women with their daughters while voting for lesbians.
Good.
You know, I don't mean that it's good to be a national socialist.
I don't even know what that is, honestly.
But I can tell you this.
Being fat and gay with your gay daughter and voting for a lesbian while having sexual thoughts about other women is, in fact, not what I want.
I would rather get put in a train and gassed in the Holocaust than live James Lindsay's life.
James Lindsay, I would rather, considering the fact that my family is Jewish and our background is there, I'd rather be killed in the Holocaust than to ever experience the life that you live.
Sexualizing my own daughter to vote for a lesbian to destroy my own country and let our own, you know, our own ambassadors die in other countries and blame it on a stupid YouTube video is more humiliating than actually taking an honorable death by being killed by a military murderous regime like the disgusting, horrible reprobate Nazis that are disgusting, horrible, and reprobate and do disgusting and horrible and reprobate things that disgusting and reparable and horrible reprobate people do like kill Jews.
Censore TV, you'll hear about this more, but Stripe, like we are on our own payment and everything, but we had a transfer to our own payment processors and we got like half of our basically half of our subscribers got canceled.
So we lost half the funding to our entire network.
If you don't sign up, like this show will probably be gone in four months.
I'm actually not joking.
This is not a joke, and I'm not dicking around with you.
Like, I'm look, dude, I have, I have other companies.
I will continue to live, but this show will go away possibly in four months if we don't get subscribers up on censored TV.
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