Iran INVADES America with Drone ARMY + Seed Oils CONFIRMED Cause Cancer?
Just today it was discovered that there is a Iranian “mothership” launching drones off the coast of NJ.. is this classic setting up for a false flag or a legitimate concern?Show more And.. we’ll be getting into a new study that dropped about how Seed Oils CONFIRMED cause cancer. Some of us knew this already, some were skeptical — but how dangerous are they really?
Also.. now that we've discovered the main suspect in the assassination of United Healthcare CEO.. it almost seems like more questions have been raised than answered. Who is he, and did he really act alone like how he's claiming? Or is there a more insidious angle to all of this?
We go over all this and MORE on tonight's NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE!
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Well, of course, we are in the middle of a crazy moment where it turns out that apparently Iran has invaded the United States, according to our Congress.
But then, if you talk to the Department of Defense, they say that actually Iran didn't invade, that it was a false alarm, and that the drones don't exist.
But if you ask YouTubers, they're saying they're actually an American military-industrial complex that is giving itself away in the middle of our major cities.
But what's going on?
Plus, we found out some great developments in the Luigi Mangion or Mangione case against the United Healthcare CEO assassination.
Additionally, it turns out seed oils actually are causing cancer, according to a new study.
We're going to be talking about this and so much more here at Nightly Offensive, the best, worst show on the internet.
Let's start the show.
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I hope you guys are having a great evening.
It's approximately, I don't know what it is, 8-something p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
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My producer is just updating the document here because for some reason, the show is just bringing up an old show.
So I'm going to need to wait a second so I can get the stuff on Iran and whatnot.
But we got to talk about a lot of stuff.
So apparently, news came out that Iran has been invading the United States.
A congressman came out and directly said that Iran is using drones.
Now, that's pretty remarkable because Iran is supposed to be our number one enemy.
And they say that they have a mothership off the coast of the United States that's launching these drones.
We actually have footage of it.
Check this out.
So this is an actual real footage, not AI, of Iran sending drones out of a mothership into this country.
And it's rather remarkable.
Now, but jokes aside, I mean, we are in some pretty crazy shit as a country.
We've got a remarkable show for you today with some very weird topics.
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And we got talking about the Iran drones that are in the sky.
It looks like there is some footage.
Let me see if I can find this real fast.
The Iranian drones, apparently, that were in the sky.
I got to find the original tweet.
But one of our congressmen said that there were Iranian drones flying above the sky.
Listen to this clip from Fox News where they explain.
I'm not joking with this.
This is developing in real time.
The Department of Defense is talking about this.
I don't care what you've heard anywhere else.
This has been debunked.
This has not been debunked.
And I wouldn't be talking about it if it has.
But the Department of Defense does not want you to talk about this.
Look, you've given us some pretty dire information just here, and I want to make sure that our viewers are digesting this.
Iran Iran has the capability to pull up along our eastern seaboard and launch drones the size of an SUV into the skies of several states, particularly New Jersey, where we know the incoming president has a large home, also in the same county or nearby where some of these drones in New Jersey have been seen.
Show me, Rachel, please show me where the drones are.
I need to see the drones, Rachel.
I feel like it's kind of an interesting embarkment that we live in a day and age where not only is our own congressman talking about the fact that there are drones over New Jersey, but on top of that, the Department of Defense, talk with me, a congressman says that there are drones from Iran being spotted across our country.
That doesn't even hit the news.
Nobody cares about that, that a foreign enemy could have aircraft spying on us.
Then the Department of Defense, we'll watch in a second, comes out and they debunk it, but then nobody believes the Department of Defense.
They don't believe the press secretary there because it's the Pentagon and nobody thinks anything that they say is true or valid.
And then people just go, well, whatever.
I guess we'll never know.
Like Kanye West said, I guess we'll never know.
And we are sort of in a day and age where people are so lackadaisical and we've given up on reality that people are more concerned about a healthcare CEO being gunned down by a right-wing bro science type of guy than they are about possibly an enemy threat.
Now, do I think this is happening?
I don't know, but listen to what he had to say as they're talking about shooting these down out of the sky.
I've been seeing footage all weekend of these large drones the size of SUVs without any lights on.
I don't know if you've seen those clips, but look at this.
Which some people have said, someone in the chat said it's just the Jews trying to intimidate Trump because they want him to know that they mean business.
Yeah, and Botart said, breaking news.
It's just in.
Elijah is gay.
I don't have my soundboard today because I'm in a different position.
I don't know if you can see this, but I'm in a different spot because our other TV was broken and it just got repaired.
So we never changed the cameras.
And I got these two little fancy shots, right?
You can see the teleprompter there.
But I don't have a teleprompter on this show.
That's for my new show.
But anyway, yeah, so they said this.
Now, what's kind of crazy about this is they go on to explain that it's actually really not that it's not really Iran.
They go on the news.
Our congress members, our defense experts go on.
And then the DOD, let me see this.
The DOD comes out and says, actually, no, that's not the case.
Basically, there's no drones, and we don't even think that they're real.
So it's kind of this crazy, crazy, let me see, let me go.
Okay, I guess it's not the, that's the same girl, but where's this?
Okay, here it is.
So she comes out and she's just like, yeah, this actually didn't happen.
I know it's on the news and everyone's showing you video footage, but yeah, it's not real.
Don't believe your eyes.
Here's the Department of Defense.
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Sabrina, can you tell me what the Pentagon is doing to address this issue of drone sightings over New Jersey?
It's near-sensitive installations.
The FBI is involved.
What is the Pentagon doing?
Sure.
So at this time, so aware of those drone sightings that have been reported, at this time, we have no evidence that these activities are coming from a foreign entity or the work of an adversary.
We're going to continue to monitor what is happening, but, you know, at no point were our installations threatened when this activity was occurring.
Can you rule out that these are American drones?
Military drones.
These are not U.S. military drones.
Again, this is being investigated by local law enforcement.
What our initial assessment here is that these are not drones or activities coming from a foreign entity or adversary.
Representative Jeff Van Drew, who is a Republican from New Jersey, was just on the air saying that Iran launched a mothership probably about a month ago that contains these drones and that that mothership is off the coast of the east coast of the United States.
Is there any truth to that?
There is not any truth to that.
There is no Iranian ship off the coast of the United States and there's no so-called mothership launching drones towards the United States.
I like you in 2024, we have to clarify, listen, I know you guys heard about there being a mothership off the coast of the United States with little tiny baby drones firing off and shooting little watermelons for the little black children to eat.
But that's actually not true.
There's no little watermelons being fired and there's no drone ship.
In fact, you're not even real.
You don't even believe, you don't even exist.
I feel like we're in a simulation.
It is a kind of a strange conversation that we're having about whether or not there's a drone ship, right, outside of New Jersey.
Now, why is it that Congress would go firsthand and explain this is happening?
Then the media would confirm it and talk about it.
And then we're finding out that actually this is not a legitimate thing and that it's totally fake.
Now, there's actually more information that's developing right now about this.
It's coming out that I think is pretty remarkable.
But I do think that it is important that we take a look at this with a, essentially with a grain of salt because it's really important that we're not taking for granted reality and truth.
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All right, so we're talking about this thing going on with the drones over New Jersey.
And if you want to see the drone footage, right?
We have some of the footage.
Apparently, I guess we already just saw that clip, but they have it there.
I mean, I'm going to bring this set back up full screen.
So they're showing the footage.
Some of them are UAPs.
They have lights on.
Others of them are hovering without lights at all.
It is kind of suspicious that some of these drones wouldn't have lights on them.
That would mean that there's perhaps a nefarious reason why they're up in the sky.
I don't know exactly why they would be up in the sky other than perhaps they're dropping off an Amazon package.
But it does seem a little bit interesting.
Now, what's the actual truth on the drones?
Well, check this out.
An individual says this.
The truth from Mel says, Yeah, I'm going to have an effing aneurysm.
There is no Iranian drone mothership sitting off the east coast.
The ship that he's referring to, the Shaheed Bagari, which is Iran's new drone carrier, just departed its home port for the first time 12 days ago and was last reported anchored in the Bandar Abbas harbor.
So you have the Iranian drone carrier, which is there.
The Iranian IRG's latest ambitious naval project, the drone carrier, has sailed.
The vessel appears to be on sea trials and may now be anchored outside the harbor.
Work on this 2,000 or 240-meter ship, a converted merchant vessel, began in 2022 and she was launched in 2023.
The ship's distinctive outline is visible in Sentinel 2 satellite imagery from yesterday.
So, let's see, there is no Iranian drone mothership sitting off the east coast.
Is there not?
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know if this really proves anything.
The fact that it was there 12 days ago, do we know where it is today?
Because this is 12 days ago.
And Colin Ruge said, Justin, the drones flying near Trump's New Jersey estate were launched from an Iranian mothership, according to Representative Jeff Van Drew.
Development comes after New Jersey has SUV-sized drones dominating the skies.
All right.
So, essentially, what we have here is a conflict.
And I got to go to the chat to decide what you guys think is actually going on here because we have Congress, which are about as reliable as a reliable as gas station sushi.
But that's not even a good description.
We're going to stop doing gas station sushi.
They're about as believable when they speak as a Syrian refugee needing to go to a Western land to become a doctor, right?
So that's who they are.
But on the other hand, the Department of Defense is countersignaling Congress and telling people that this is not true.
This is totally a fabrication.
This is not happening.
And the Department of Defense, the Pentagon, couldn't even account for like several hundred billion dollars of their own financing in the last year.
Not to mention, I think it was like what, like $700 billion they couldn't account for.
On top of that, they couldn't account for several trillion over the last decade.
So for a group of people that can't even account for where they're spending their money, I don't really believe them.
I guess someone said it's a false flag, bullshit.
Someone said, try to start World War III.
They want to go to war with Iran so bad.
Um, other you guys said, remember when being a congressman came with respect and dignity in the YouTube chat.
We're live on YouTube tonight, even though we don't stream on YouTube.
We just went live to remind you guys that we're only live on Rumble on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m. Eastern time.
Sometimes we do a bonus show on the weekend, but you got to sign up to our Rumble channel because we just don't go live on YouTube anymore.
We might start uploading short videos in the new year, but YouTube's been very bad to us.
I just spent the day at the Rumble and Local Studios down in Miami.
So I was down with their ops and their development, and a few people actually watched the show and like it that worked there.
So that was pretty cool.
But I was hanging out down in Miami and I was like, I was really confused why we care about anything when our cities look the way Miami does.
I don't know if you've ever seen that, but Miami going into Miami kind of reminds me of if you have to check your own butthole in the mirror.
We've talked about this things that aren't gay but feel gay.
You know, when you have you ever had to check your butthole, you've had to check your butthole.
Once in the chats if you had to check your butthole at one point in your life for any given reason, even for like particularly a medical reason or out of pure curiosity.
Did you?
Maybe.
So you check your butthole and you go, you know, it wasn't as bad as I thought, but it's still not great.
And I don't want to spend time there that I don't need to spend, right?
So you got to check it.
You bend over, spread your cheeks, you look.
Maybe you think you have a hemorrhoid.
Maybe you wonder if you've cleaned your butthole or you just wonder, what does it actually look like?
That's how Miami is.
It's like, it's like, you know, there's nothing wrong with going there.
It's not technically a crime, but you do feel a little bit guilty.
Like it's like you did something wrong.
It feels something feels off being in Miami.
There's tagging everywhere.
There's men jerking off.
And that's just me.
But there's also other men doing other things too.
And yeah, and it's just reminded me of growing up in Los Angeles, right?
So that's kind of interesting.
Ozzy Skateboard said, Who's got the juiciest B-hole in town?
Elijah does.
Thank you very much.
Very based and whole-pilled.
Yeah, Miami is honestly a shithole.
If you ever go there, it's disgusting, Susie Adele said.
A shout out to people in the censored chat to Rock Dawes.
And of course, you have Burlington Coates and the rest of you guys that are in the chat.
Shout out.
How are you doing?
We love you.
Said, watch out for the Iranian motherships, bros.
That's true.
We got a one in the chat.
So that's true.
Also, speaking of that in the locals' chats, shout out to Real Dandy Andy saying, Miami airport sucks.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
And then my wife wants to know what all the butthole talk is about.
Spaghetti Edward, just tell her, next time I get to check my butthole, you should check it too.
It's a good way to start romance with women.
Women love moving, love a good Harry butthole.
It's a romantic thing.
Say, hey, baby, you want to look at my butthole?
Baby.
Hey, baby, you want to look at my butthole?
Come on.
And then she'll get a woman boner and she'll want to have sex with you.
I promise you.
It really does work that way.
All right.
Let's talk about.
I guess in the chat, no one really wanted to get involved in that.
Everyone's just like, whatever, because no one put the ones in the chat if you thought it was a psyop.
Twos in the chats if you thought it was something fake.
But you should check it out.
Death Behold says he braids his butthole hair.
All right, let's talk about another study that just came out recently, which was that apparently cooking oils are causing cancer.
So we got a new article from one of the most unreadable sites in the entire world.
I guess we got to allow ads here as well for a second.
So let me go ahead and add pause on this site.
Great.
And let me reset.
All right, bringing this up here, it turns out that a new study came out that doctors warned that using a cooking oil used by millions may be fueling explosion of colon cancers in young people.
It's not really a shocker to me, but it is a little bit remarkable.
When you go down here, it says, Do you know I told you this is literally an unusable website, Daily Mail?
Like, I wasn't joking.
It's you can't even get it to load.
It doesn't, it's got so many pop-ups.
Like, you don't know what's happening.
Look at this.
Holy shit, man.
All right.
Well, certain types of cooking oils may be fueling a surge of colon cancers in young Americans.
A government-funded study says consuming large amounts of seed oils, which includes sunflower, canola, corn, and grapeseed, has long been linked to inflammation in the body.
But now a study analyzing the tumors of more than 80 patients with colon cancer has found that they may also raise the risk of one of the fastest-growing forms of disease.
Researchers found that patients' tumors had high levels of bioactive lipids, microscopic fatty compounds produced when the body breaks down seed oils.
So apparently, the tumors are either being fueled by the seed oils or the tumors are comprised of the seed oil byproducts.
This is kind of what they're saying.
So the researchers are urging people to swap from seed oils and instead focus on oils with omega-3 fatty acids, such as olive and avocado oil.
America's main cancer and heart disease bodies say there's no evidence that moderate amounts of seed oils contribute to those conditions, but there has been a growing movement against them due to studies suggesting that they cause inflammation and raise the risk of conditions like heart disease and diabetes.
You know, it's pretty fairly interesting to me.
You know, what like I suffer with inflammation, right?
Like I have that disease lymphema, so I constantly am like getting swelling.
So like even if like, you know, look at that.
That's pretty good.
It's not even, there's no shadows either, but look at that.
You can see the, you can see the muscle is growing.
I'm kind of getting like pretty, pretty big here.
But I'll still have like inflammation in the face and swelling because I don't have proper lymphatic drainage.
I think it was related to a vaccine injury because I had whooping cough and scarlet fever right after I got my vaccines.
Almost died, was on an intubator, and just basically in a very bad position as a baby.
My mom thought I was going to die.
So there's that.
But I do know that inflammation can cause other diseases because they thought I had lymphoma and some other cancers before because there's a lot of similarities between clogging of the lymphatic system and different types of cancer.
But they have seen that inflammation is actually linked to all types of long-term and terminal illnesses.
How that connection is derived, I haven't studied enough bro science, but it looks like the studies are coming out that basically bad food is bad for you.
Would you believe that?
So if you ever learned anything here on slightly offensive, it was that if you eat bad food, they are, it'll be bad for you.
So I don't mean to like break your guys' brains here, but think about how monumental of an understanding this is that we just figured out.
Think about this.
If you eat food that is bad and made from very bad things, bad things may happen to you and you may feel bad.
Isn't that remarkable?
That is so remarkable.
Who would have known that that was the case?
Mike Baker in the censor chat says, seed oil, let's go.
No, we don't want seed oil.
Burlington Coach said soybean oil is in everything, the whore, the whore.
Cocto said, what a frustrating show to follow.
Tuesdays and Thursdays, except for whenever it's on the other day.
You didn't get the tweet last night?
Our internet went down in the building, fucking cocktoe.
Shove it up your ass, bitch.
No, it was the internet was down in the office yesterday, so we couldn't stream.
So we just said we are going to just make up for the stream on Wednesday.
But everything should become fine and dandy in the new year because Mike's making an actual production schedule.
It's just that, um, what the heck?
It's pretty good.
Bitter, bitter, bitter, bitter.
Like my life.
Uh, yeah, so that's that.
That being said, if you're watching on YouTube, remember that we are really just on Rumble.
I encourage you to go over there.
Someone else is saying, How do you know if you're tested for lymphdemia?
Well, basically, they thought I had cancer, so they did like biopsies and then they did like some flush tests.
And then from the swelling and the lymph that gets built up in my face, why I was like doughy sometimes because I just like can't drain my face.
It's like very annoying.
The best way to combat that, though, is honestly, they say that's what I was going to say: is don't eat seed oils and don't eat refined carbs.
Like they literally tell you if you avoid seed oils and refined carbs and like sugars and refined sugar, your inflammation will go down and your lymphatic system will work better.
Do I do it?
Sometimes, sometimes I follow it to a tea for like a week and then my face is thin, but then I just wanted some Chick-fil-A, which does have seed oils in it.
So there's really nothing that we can do about that.
So Robert F. Kennedy, we know about this with the seed oils.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr., President-elect Donald Trump's nominee for Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services, has stated that Americans are being knowingly poisoned by the seed oils.
Like, do you buy that though?
That's the question.
Like, do you actually buy that?
Do you think that they're causing that much heartache?
I think it's possible.
Like, I genuinely do think that it is possible that those things are poisoning us to such an extent that we actually are going to need supplementation and there's nothing that we can really do about it.
I genuinely do.
Now, we're going to, with the seed oil topic, RFK has been talking about this for a long time.
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So someone said, I only heard that they work if you're supposed to.
Sure.
Do whatever you want, buddy.
So I mentioned the RFK.
We know he was talking about seed oils.
And I think that it is kind of funny because check this out.
He was on Fox and he was warning about this.
He's taking over the Department of Health and Human Services.
I don't really know how that's going to benefit us necessarily long term.
We'll have to wait and see, but check it out.
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We're hearing a lot about seed oils.
Why should people be worried about these kind of products?
So the thing about seed oils, I thought this was funny.
So I was at Luke Rudkowski.
You know who Luke Rudkowski is?
The previous co-host of Timcast.
So I was at his house down here in Miami the other day with Maria Bueno and Dr. Simon Godick and some of these other pretty talented Twitter folk.
And I was insulted.
They told me, they were like, oh, are you in your mid to late 40s?
They thought I was in my mid to late 40s.
Now, I'm not obviously the youngest looking guy in the world, but I really don't think that I'm in my mid to late 40s.
Like, look at this.
Okay.
Look.
Look at this.
We have, we're like built, you know, we have like a barrel chest.
Like, we get like a, you know, we have a good chest, right?
We're like this.
The arms are big.
You know what I mean?
Got some like nice thick pants.
We're here.
We're queer.
No, but I was like, mid to late 40s.
The fuck are you on, motherfucker?
What are you, what do you, that is crazy.
So I didn't, then they were like, oh, it's probably because the seed oils.
I was like, no, I think you guys are smoking crack because I don't think I look like I'm in my mid to late 40s.
I think I look like a dad in my 30s, which I am, that has kids.
So that's crazy.
But then they told me that seed oils were bad for me.
And they said, that's why you look like you're in your mid-40s.
I go, listen, I don't mean to be rude here, but I do not think I look like I'm in my mid-40s from seed oils.
So I think that there's a little bit of an over-exaggeration on the seed oil stuff where people are like, you know, it's kind of like seed oils are sort of like star signs.
What's that called?
Astrology.
It's like astrology, but for straight white men, you know, it's like you always have your friend that's eight beers deep telling you about the dangers of canola oil.
You know, it's like on Thanksgiving and you're like, well, I mean, it's probably true, but have you ever heard of the dangers of alcohol?
So I have to say with the seed oils, what I think is probably the issue is the same reason why a lot of people are fatter than they want to be is because you honestly consume a lot more calories than you think.
Because we have like high calorie density foods with low nutrient quality and no low density.
So then you end up like, you know, you ever seen a crumble cookie?
A cookie from Crumble?
It has like, it has like, dude, you guys are such dicks in the chat.
I don't look a day over 63.
Thank you.
55.
I look like I'm 55.
Thank you.
I was hoping we get a 69, by the way.
We was hoping that would be the best.
But you don't, but you don't, but you don't.
You don't.
I feel like we are in a position, though, where we literally do not get ourselves into a position to where we think that we're not eating a lot of, you know, a lot of these seed oils.
But I think they're probably packed into everything because I was looking and I had these quest bars, right?
Which are these like little quest bars.
They have a high protein, low carbohydrate, and they're made with sunflower oil and canola oil.
And so I was thinking to myself, like, okay, I don't understand this.
I literally do not, I cannot grapple or grasp the concept of how their seed oils in a little protein bar.
And it got me thinking, you know, you look in the back of bread that you're buying at the store, and then they have what?
In the bread section, it has canola oil.
It has rapeseed oil.
It's going to rape you.
The oil is going to bend you over and penetrate you in your fucking ass.
You're going to cry out to the oil.
You're going to ask it for mercy.
It's going to handcuff you.
The oil is going to handcuff you to a bed, take out a belt, and fucking call you, make you call it daddy.
It's rape seed oil.
You don't want to mess with rape seed oil because rape seed oil, you're going to like it too.
Not only are you going to get rapesed oiled, but you're going to enjoy it and you're going to ask for more.
And when he comes to feed you twice a day through the little hole in the wall in the chamber that he made for you, you're going to somehow fall in love with that oil.
And you're going to say, look, maybe it all started out as rapeseed oil, but then it turned into something genuine and you fall in love and it's a weird twisted thing and it becomes a New York Times bestseller.
So Justin Trudeau was at a press conference and he actually did his press conference in front of seed oils.
Why is Justin Trudeau doing a press conference in front of the shelves of corn and canola oil?
The question is, would you rape seed oil, Justin Trudeau?
That's a good question.
You know, we have like the new one is that sometimes I want to like murder people like Justin Trudeau inside 60 frames per second video games on Rumble in live match Call of Duty as in his characters, right?
Because I would never promote real killing and real murders, but I'm talking about in video games.
Do we also have this one too?
Like, I hope you get rapeseed oiled.
That's a pretty good, interesting, you know, one.
Someone else said anal, anal, anal, anal.
And so, yeah, we can call it sexual assault oil.
We don't want to talk about that here.
Baby oil has taken the name.
I do like how the fact anytime I bring up someone who's mean to me, I can always count on everyone in the chat to be meaner than people in real life.
It's something I pride myself in.
And that's why, you know, people come on, like Brana Morello and people, and they're like, I'm not going to read your chat.
These people are savage.
And I go, well, they're extremely mean to me too.
So at least we're all mean to each other together, right?
That's pretty good.
And someone else said, has Elijah confirmed or denied attending a P. Diddler party?
I was the one who was P. Diddler, you know?
So that's kind of cool.
Anyone said rapeseed canola, it's a major part of their economy.
Interesting.
So that's good.
That's good to know.
I guess that's why they did that.
Also, somebody else said here in the YouTube chat, just slightly mean.
And someone said that I'd like getting rapeseed oiled too much.
All right.
Thank you very much for that suggestion there.
Burlington Coates said it's called Jack Order.
It's called Jack Off Oil or known as the Cosby lotion.
Okay.
And then someone said Elijah's butt oil.
I'm glad you guys are really educated and we have a great group of people with highbrow and high quality commentary to add to what's turning out to be a very confusing stream.
I want to transition here, like a four-year-old in a Libtard's home, very quickly to this conversation about Brett Cooper, right?
I think this is, I think this is worthy to talk about.
I don't know if you guys think so, but you know, I'll just say this.
We're live tonight in a few other places for the sake of being live.
But we're going to talk about Brett Cooper.
I don't have my soundboard.
Like I mentioned, I'm on a different chair.
It is kind of weird.
I feel like I'm in a weird angle.
But Brett Cooper and I go way back.
How far back?
Like that far back, right?
Like leaning back at the Blaze Media Studio.
That's the casting couch.
This is where the accusations all began.
No, but I think this was funny.
So this was a Brett back in 2022, right before she became famous.
Because this show is called the show that people go on before they're famous and then they get famous and then they try to charge me $10,000 for an interview.
That's true.
She didn't do that.
I'm not saying she did that, but people do do that.
Actually, somebody, I'm going to be interviewing someone pretty big.
They try to charge me $50,000.
And then I literally said, excuse me, what?
And then they were like, oh, okay, never mind.
Just kidding.
So that's pretty good.
So, yeah, so this is good old Brett Cooper and I back in 2022.
Obviously, you know, there's other pictures, but Brett was pushed out of Daily Wire.
I know she says that she quit, but she didn't.
Now, what happened is I have friends that work at Daily Wire.
You know, I know the rabbi that they have the home rabbi in the office.
Everybody knows I'm not a big fan of Ben Shapiro.
Abby Libby, who is some sort of a show host, I think, I know, I just recognize her name.
And she put out, you know, the only reason why people hate Ben Shapiro right now is because either A, because he's Jewish, or B, basically because they're jealous or something like that.
And they secretly, you know, they hate him because he's jealous.
And, you know, cheating Christians out of their money while pretending to be their ally wouldn't make me really jealous.
It's more considered like an, like, you know, not something I'm really entitled to.
But I wrote under there, I said, actually, I'm option three.
He told me in my audience that we were retarded.
He called us dopes for not getting an experimental vaccine that has so many side effects.
It's disgusting.
And so he tried to harm my community.
And people are like, well, he backtracked.
No, he never apologized.
You know, as a man, you talk to someone's face and you call them an idiot and a dope.
And the real reason why they're really happy that I came out the way I did after October 7th, because all these people have been wanting to not talk to me ever again because they get mad because they're not that witty.
They're not that smart.
They're not very pretty.
And they're not very bright.
I'm so glad we had this conversation.
Somebody who is somebody that I don't talk shit about ever is Brett Cooper.
I like Brett.
I know she said some beasts with Myron Gaines and others, but she was pushed out.
Okay.
So I know there was a disagreement between her and Jeremy Boring, the God King, which, you know, gosh, it's just so cringe.
Like, you know, you're a fucking cringe bitch if you walk around calling yourself the God King, even unironically.
I mean, even ironically, right?
Even if you go around, you're like, oh, I'm the God King.
It's like, I wish you were a bug so I could step on you.
You know, that's kind of how I feel.
Or as Luigi Maggioni said, or Maggione, have a white girl go bug on my, go bug on my dick.
Although, I like how community notes are like, that's not real.
I was like, yeah, dog, I know that's not real.
But who doesn't want a hot white girl going bug mode on their D?
That's how I got two sons.
That was how I got two sons.
God bless you.
But speaking of girls going bug mode, Brett Cooper is a kind-hearted soul.
She's wonderful.
She's lovely.
She's lovely in person.
She's very relaxed.
You know, she was an actress at the cast for the world.
She played a role.
And I know that she was good friends with Candace.
The thing is, is that like with her and with Michael Knowles and Matt Walsh, we're in sort of a very complicated directive.
Because on one hand, Matt Walsh just got in trouble for saying that, you know, we don't need to have loyalty to any other country except for America to be patriotic.
And then Jeremy Boring and Ben Shapiro shut him down and were like, no, don't say that.
Michael Knowles is the godfather of Candace Owens' children.
And she got X'd out for being, for talking about the institutional powers of Zionism, which are real, right?
And then if you talk about that, they go, you're a Jew hater.
And it's like, okay, whatever you want to call me, man.
I just speak the truth.
And if you want to, you know, show for a foreign country that hates us, then go ahead.
You know, I'm not really, it's not, I don't, I don't judge you.
I just, how much did it cost us to sell out?
So I don't know how much did they pay you.
But Brett's not one of those people.
I think she's more just like a nonchalant person.
But I noticed there was issues over that.
And there were some issues over other things with contracts.
And so they pushed her out.
Now, they're under extreme NDAs.
I've always said I can be the king of the non-disclosure agreement.
The documents that I have, the things that are on my phone, the things that so many people who have said so many evil things about me would be, their lives would be over if those things ever got out.
And maybe they will one day.
I don't know, you know?
But maybe I'm feeling nice, right?
I don't, I don't want to, I'm not a vengeful person.
Vengeance belongs to God.
And I'm on a bit of a spiritual rebound right now.
So I'm not trying to do anything but call some people a bitch.
And that's Jeremy Boring.
It's just so weird, you know, like drive a McLaren and like show off and give your McLaren away and then like sell razors and like fur coats.
You're like, this is just getting weird, man.
What happened to conservative politics?
That being said, she put out this weird video that was like scripted.
And the weirdest part about this is Jeremy Boring shows up in this.
So if you haven't ever gone through this, like, like it's, it's, the non-disparagement dual clauses are to such an extent that, yeah, it's to such an extent that if you even breathe the wrong sentence, they'll, they'll, like, legally take your name and like bar you from making content, like making a living for years.
You can get put on a, like, you can literally legally be kind of like you can get a restraining order.
They can stop you from making content, which is like your livelihood, which, you know, it may have happened to a couple of people that you know.
But they'll literally bar you.
And what happens is, is then they'll also try to like blackmail you and make up rumors and lies and disparage you from other contracts.
So like a company like Daily Wire, what they'll do is they'll tell you like, if you don't go along with this, we will contact every ad agency.
Has this ever happened to anyone that we know?
Maybe.
We will contact every ad agency.
We will tell them you cannot work with this person and we'll fuck you over.
We'll take all your ads.
We'll restrict you from your own social media sites.
We'll put you on a non-compete so you can't make your same content.
We'll restrict your name.
And they do this to people.
I didn't believe that it was that bad until I've seen a very good friend of mine go through that.
And, you know, sometimes that friend, I see him in the mirror every day.
So it's like, you know, it gets really, it gets really nasty, right?
With these things where they end up sort of like, you know, and then like also too, then they end up calling people like, hey, if you go on this person's show or if you help this person, you're not allowed to go on our network.
You will not be allowed to go on our shows.
That happened to me too, right?
Literally people from my old network calling and being like, hey, you cannot go on Elijah's show.
You can't do this.
You can't do that.
And like blackmailing other people.
And then I had friends who, you know, who like if people want to stand up and tell the truth, they'll blackmail the friends too and be like, yo, you had an abortion and or, you know, you, you, you, you were secretly gay or whatever to other people.
And they'll blackmail the friends to not stand up and they'll come around you and like just like cut your throat basically.
And if you try to fight it, then they'll go to the press and slander you with libel that you can't do anything about because you're on an NDA.
So she's smart for doing this.
She's very smart for complying.
Not everyone was as smart to comply up front and they paid the consequences in their blood, sweat and tears.
But like, do you know how you know this is scripted and not fucking real?
Like, I'm actually in this mode where, you know, behind the scenes, I'm allies with more people than maybe people would know.
And I feel like 2025 is going to be a big year for E.
It's going to be a big year for the show in terms of, I think there's some really good collabs coming up in the beginning of the year, which is going to sort of like bring the profile of this show back up and bring it into permission.
But like, okay, look, I get what she's saying.
Look, you can go anywhere and be successful.
My show on Vigilant News did a million views yesterday.
It's like the most I've ever had a show.
Well, I've had multiple shows do multiple millions of views.
I had one of those shows do 4.3 million views two weeks ago.
So it's like, look, no matter what slightly offensive does or how the show does, I have shows that I can do and I can make money.
And I think that she can do that too, right?
Like if you know how to run a business and make money and pay people and do things, you can run a business.
The problem is, though, is in the beginning, they make it, they fuck with you so much that it's like stressful to even do the work because they try to, you know, they basically steamroll you into a point to like where they'll even try to make it so like, you know, her producers, people she works with, can't get tickets to go to like events.
And it gets really crazy.
I'm not joking.
It gets sometimes it's exhausting for me as well.
But I just want to, I did.
Should I text her and be like, hey, I feel like I should just text her and be like, yo, you got a friend here?
Because I feel like you need allies.
Because Candace is an ally of the show.
Candice Owens, good friend, good ally.
We both have a lot in common.
She's fucking rich and I'm not.
No, I'm just kidding.
She's black and I'm not.
No, no, that's not what I mean.
But what I mean is like, you know, she's married to a foreigner, so am I. I'm a black woman.
She's a black woman, right?
So we have a lot in common.
But I think more or less we have both experienced, you know, getting sort of like tarnished and pushed out over like arbitrary reasons that have nothing to do with why people, you know, slander you and say all these terrible things.
But they really just want you out because you're talking about Jewish elitism.
I think I talked about that.
That I went on Dr. Drew Pinsky.
I didn't, I think it was briefly on that day, who's a great friend, by the way, and fantastic.
Dr. Drew from Loveline.
I don't know if you know who that is.
But yeah, I brought up the JQ on his podcast.
It's like a normie podcast.
He just became awake on the vaccines after getting vaccinated.
And I'm like, yeah.
So yeah, there's people who think that the Jews have too much power in this world and they control too many institutions.
And he was just like, next topic.
Is there any other topic?
Someone said, Elijah ain't got that black bitch money.
Exactly.
I ain't got no black bitch money.
No, She married into a trust fund.
Candace Owens did.
I think he's worth her husband, like $117 million or something like that.
We're sad to see Brett go, but we're excited to see her take the next step in her journey.
Brett's an amazing talent, both as a personality and as an actress.
It's been a pleasure to see her bring the comment section to life these last three years.
And her performance in the Pendragon cycle is sensational.
I'm certain that whatever Brett creates next will be filled with the same joy and laughter and heart that she's brought to all of her work at the Daily Wire.
You know, if you want to come across as authentic, try not to be like, what is this?
Try not to make your video response look as scripted, inauthentic, quick as possible.
And you know, the lawyers went back and forth on this.
I'm just telling you guys this: like, you know, you can probably get inside scoops from people like Ian Carroll or whatever, but I've been through this, right?
I've seen this.
I've been with Candace and other people getting pushed out.
I've seen and watched this stuff happen.
I was talking very closely with Tucker's team when he was getting pushed out.
I know how this stuff works.
And look, she's going to be very successful and a lot more successful than I've been too, because not only because she's way bigger, but because she's a chick.
And she's got a bubbly personality.
And I think she'll make good normie content and she's not vitriolic.
She just needs to not get bitter, right?
Because just move on.
But I wonder what's going to happen to Matt Walsh and Michael Knowles.
I know they make a lot of money.
I know it's bad because Jeremy Boring was like, don't forget, Matt.
He wrote tweeted this the other day.
Did you see it?
He goes, don't forget, Matt.
The Daily Wire pays better than anyone else.
And I was like, okay, that's like walking into a room and being like, you know why Cock's huge?
I have a giant dick.
It's like, okay, well, nobody asked.
You know, nobody asked.
And it's like, you know, I drive a 1996 Toyota Trousselle.
Okay.
I have nothing to be afraid of.
I don't need a McLaren, right?
This t-shirt, I used to fit in it, but I can't afford new ones.
And it's okay.
It's all right.
Secrets out.
I'm so poor.
My wellness kit is empty.
It doesn't even come with it.
I couldn't afford the drugs.
I could just afford the kit.
I wanted to look like I was well, but really, I was suffering inside the entire time.
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All right, we're back to talking about, we'll watch a little more of this.
I'll switch topics in a second, but we'll watch a little more of the stuff on Brett Cooper.
While I have you here, I thought we could run it back one last time with the comment section.
And last night, I was sitting at my laptop, literally racking my brain, trying to think about what would be the perfect last episode.
I mean, there was so much that happened over the weekend that I desperately wanted to talk to you about from Trump in France and the handshake wars with the crone chatting with Joe Biden.
Obviously, she looked very interested in him.
I wanted to react to his wildly insane Meet the Press interview.
Obviously, we can't forget Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy, literally admitting on stage with the New York Times that she was the one who turned Trump down, not the other way around.
And of course, the absolutely incredible, incredible news that Daniel Penny was found not guilty on all charges.
Basically, sending a huge F you to New York's woke pro-criminal justice system.
I mean, it has been a long five days, but there was one story that really stood out to me: something that encapsulates how I've always viewed my show: the perfect mix of politics, culture, and scandal and chaos and celebrity.
So, we need to talk about Jay-Z.
We need to talk about Jay-Z, who was just accused of raping a 13-year-old girl along with Diddy more than 20 years ago.
The New York Post put this up yesterday.
Jay-Z accused of raping girl 13 with Sean Diddy Combs more than two decades ago.
And it's like, this popped up on slightly offensive page today.
And I was like, why do we be following a child?
And then it turned out it's Brandt.
Brandt, what the hell, man?
But good for you, actually.
Maybe I do look 56 now.
That is not an average like 24-year-old, right?
That is like, I feel like, dude, at 24, I just saw a picture of myself at 24.
I looked 50 at 24.
Like, I looked like, it looked like, no, I'm not even joking.
Marvel's like, you looked older when you were like 23.
But like, I don't know what some, some guys just don't go through puberty, or maybe they're not, they don't drink a lot, huh?
That's probably what it is.
Well, they do drink, but they're also, it's the twinks, right?
It's the, it's the twink, um, like there's some guys that have like a, like a 12-year-old body's build, right?
Like, they never really, like, your chest doesn't pop out.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like, they have still, like, a flat chest.
Like, when you're like, like, my son's like a baby and like his chest, like, concaves, you know, the little gut that comes out, you know, I mean, like, toddlers like walk around like this with, like, their gut hanging out.
Some guys remain and retain that.
But I know, no, Brant, hey, we are Brandt stands here.
We love Brand.
I don't know Brandt, but we love Brandt.
He's a good guy, I've heard.
But we will only stand one twink on this show, and that's Preston Parra.
We salute you, tweak nationalism.
I'm actually going to be with him in New York.
Kez is going.
The boys are going.
I want to remind you guys, I have said this the other day.
Don't let having kids get in the way of anything.
Like when you have kids, you can do all the same things you did when you didn't have kids.
I went and got therapy the other day after going out to lunch with my wife and two kids under two.
Like, I was like, Lord.
No, but it's actually fantastic.
I love it.
It makes me want to kill myself.
No, but on the flip, it's a joke.
Like, dude, it doesn't stop us from doing whatever we want to do.
Like, we travel the world with my oldest son, you know, when he's like one, traveling across the country.
You know, we're going, we're going to go spend like a week in DC, maybe in an inauguration, go hang out with, like, babies.
Like, we're, you know, flying to California.
We're going to Tennessee in February.
Like, and we do this all with like little babies and just hang out.
So, like, don't let kids get away.
Let it be a part of your life, you know?
You got to let it be a part of him.
Someone said Elijah cannot get the LA out of him no matter how much test he injects.
So sad, so sad.
All right.
Moving on, though, on the Brett Cooper stuff.
Basically, Matt Walsh said he was a big Brett Cooper fan.
And then Brett Cooper's mom was liking comments about her producer backstabbing her.
Oh, shit.
Let me see.
I didn't see this.
Brett Cooper's mom's liking comments about Reagan backstabbing Brett.
You can see that there.
Yeah, and you know, and her, you know, it's sad, the girl they're replacing her with, that she was the maid of honor at her wedding.
This is why I'll be completely honest.
Like, I have someone in here that just got married.
But, like, the weddings are for the women, man.
Like, they're really nice and they're beautiful, but like, it's sort of a way you show a woman that you love her and you're committed to her by doing a wedding, right?
And you're like, it's very expensive.
And it turns out to be a really nice time.
Wouldn't you say, once you're in it, the stress of starting it and doing it, it's not even that stressful planning a wedding.
It's dealing with a woman while planning a wedding because they're stressful.
It's like, dude, I'll just book, I'll just pay for things.
That being said, I wanted to talk to you about dealing with black people.
I really do want to talk about this.
Just because people say that I always only just talk about black people and not about white people, I do.
Usually when I'm talking about the transgenders and gays, that's white people, right?
Also often very, very Jewish too.
But so we'll start with a little bit of shitting on white people because I feel like we're in a position right now where we're going to have more fun on the show.
But I saw this pastorix, we call them with an X because they're like non-binary, right?
There's not pastors or pastorixes.
And just watch this for a second.
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Hey, kids, it's Pastor Anna.
Today, while I was building my Advent dinosaur, I was thinking a little bit about John the Baptist.
You'll hear more about him on Sunday.
But did you know that he wasn't called John the Baptist because he was Baptist like we're Presbyterians?
Instead, he was called John the Baptist because he literally baptized people.
First of all, I was listening to John MacArthur today.
Do you know John MacArthur from a Grace to You, I think, or is that what it is?
Grace to You?
So listen to John McArthur.
I've been trying to listen to the Bible studies because Kez is going to F45 in the morning.
So now I watch the kids from 6:45 to like 8:45 in the morning.
And then my other son was up at 4.
So like I mentioned earlier, I was like up at 4 this morning.
And it's, so I swear, guys, I'm sorry sometimes if I seem low energy at night these days.
I just like, there's nothing I could do about it, man.
Having two kids under two and like being up at four this morning and like going to bed at 135, it's like, and then going through the whole day, it's like fucked.
You know, I've gotten like two, two hour and a half hours of sleep.
I'm like running on Kratom T, you know, it's like literally how I'm surviving.
But that being said, these pastors were just like, I'm doing my dinosaur advent.
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Why don't you grow up?
Like, this person grew in all the wrong ways.
They grew fat, which is not good.
Their hair did not grow out as a woman, which is bad.
They didn't grow up, you know, spiritually.
They didn't grow up psychologically.
I think that this is not even being molested.
This is why abuse rates in lesbian relationships are high.
Because if I was a lesbian, I'd fucking beat the shit out of that bitch if she was my wife.
I'd be like, you fucking loser.
And you know what the thing is?
They tell you that abuse rates are high in lesbian relationships, but what they don't tell you, it's because one of the partners deserves it, right?
That's the truth.
You're allowed to beat up lesbians.
I give you the authority to beat the shit out of a lesbian this weekend on a 4K stream with Dr. Disrespect on Rumble.
We're talking about video games.
All right, let me take that off.
So I want to talk to you about my experience with black people this weekend because I think it's really interesting.
Like it all, like all my experiences that get written off and not given enough credit.
So, you know, I dealt with black people and I saw this tweet by Ayana Presley, the congresswoman, and she said in response to Jordan Neely, who was the beloved Michael Jackson impersonator that was disastrously killed by the brute Daniel Penny.
She said, black men deserve to live.
He was just a homeless man having a mental health crisis and was lynched by white supremacy.
And I was reminded how black people are in public.
And I was reminded, like, yeah, why do people, why are people racist?
You know, I just was sitting in my car and I was like, oh, it just makes me so mad.
People are racist.
How come they are?
Because I watched this video of like an average Tuesday on the tram in what is it called?
The Tube subway.
Man, I've been overseas too long.
I got to get the, I'm already losing my Australian lingo.
It needs to go.
But look, so this is just an average day in the life of DeMarcus.
Look at back on the Asian guy's face there.
Like, look at them.
I'm just like, I don't have time for this.
I didn't leave Kim Jong-un for this.
Okay, so I saw this and I was like, you know, who doesn't want to be potentially mauled and beaten up by a straight up black man, right?
Non-violent at all.
So, okay, I wrote this, I wrote this tweet the other day about my experience.
Oh, by the way, here's one more.
And I saw this too.
Check this out.
So, this one black woman is bringing gifts to the boys and girls.
Look, is that Lululemon?
christmas someone called the bonnet band-aid in the comments uh By the way, side note, Lululemon is some of the best workout clothing.
It is so comfortable and it is fantastic.
I've heard it's, you know, people, and by the way, the guy named it Lululemon because he said Asians would have a hard time saying it.
That's actually, he's very based.
It's one of the funniest quotes.
He goes, yeah, what would they say?
Ri-Ri-Remin?
And so I just named it something that Asians couldn't pronounce.
And that's why he, not joking, that's why he named it Lululemon.
And then he, and then I remember the scandal where they made their leggings.
It was Lululemons who popularized the black legging.
That's that whole style from them.
I know they've always had them, but they're the ones, that was the Lululemons.
All the girls wanted to wear the Lululemons.
And they make excellent guys' clothes too.
But, you know, they made them so that if you were above a size eight, that there wasn't enough material and that it would stretch and then you could like see the coochie and the butt crack.
So it'd be like embarrassing.
So it'd be inappropriate to wear on public because they just didn't want fat people wearing their clothes.
That's what he said.
He's like, this brand isn't for fat people.
That's what he said.
I mean, I respect the hell out of it.
It's like pretty cool stuff.
But speaking of black people, so I went to, I had to get a tuxedo because I'm going to a gala, like a retarded gala.
Like the VIP tables are like 25 grand.
And apparently they're selling the tickets now at the VIP tables for like 10 grand each.
And someone gave me one.
Do I have the kind of money for that?
No.
Would I ever spend money on something like that?
No.
But thanks to a donor of like a super PAC, they somehow, they're actually a conservative PAC that's trying to bring back sort of like actual right-wing people into the mainstream.
They're a very wealthy, big super PAC.
So they decided they're going to start bringing me around all these like establishment events and stuff to try to start inserting their own people into the establishment, which I think is pretty cool.
So this is with all the establishment Republicans in New York.
And I was like, all right, I had a friend who got married.
I think he got his suit at men's warehouse, right?
Was that?
Yeah.
Told me it was like nice.
So I was like, okay, I've never been to a men's warehouse.
I'm going to go.
So I go into men's warehouse and I'm met by a little British woman.
And, you know, I don't like Britishes very much, but she, this is the kind of woman you wanted.
It's like calling you love and stuff.
Like, oh, love, let me help you, love.
And she started helping me.
She was like, really nice.
She pulled out this Calvin Klein tuxedo.
And, you know, men's warehouse isn't top quality, but like, you know, we're men.
We don't need, you know, the highest quality garments.
No one's going to tell the difference, right?
Between a cheap tux and an expensive tux.
And these aren't cheap.
These are like mid-tier, right?
Exactly what I needed as a person.
And I was like, oh, this is great.
Like the tuxedo is only like maybe $650 for a full toxic.
That's pretty good, right?
It doesn't include shoes, but $650 for a tux is really, really good.
And I'm like, all right, this is fantastic.
So, you know, I get the jacket.
She measures me.
We do the whole thing.
I get the pants.
And then she's like, oh, she's like looking at the t-shirt.
She's like, I need to get my neck's a 17 and a half and my arms like a 3637.
So it's a little bit of a weird dynamic of weird dimensions, right?
Like kind of long dimensions.
And so she's like, I have to go.
I have to go.
Like, dude, like, my dog's at daycare and I have to go.
I'm so sorry.
I'm going to get like Demarcus to help you to get the t-shirt.
I'm going to go ahead and tell him like what we're looking for and like go try to help him so he can get it for you.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Like, I don't know who Demarcus is.
Okay, cool.
All the way in the changing room.
She's like, Yeah, I'll tell him you're in here.
And so, like, 15 minutes goes by, and I'm like standing in front of the door.
And I'm like, I'm like, there's nobody around.
And then I see her like leaving out the store because obviously she went in the back, whatever, room to gather her stuff, probably, you know, clean up, fill out whatever she needed to.
And I was like, hey, were somebody supposed to be helping me?
And she's like, oh, yeah, DeMarcus is supposed to be helping you.
And I was like, yeah, no one came to help me.
And she's like, that piece of shit.
She comes to me, he's so fucking lazy.
He's like, I was like, oh, well, I said, yeah, a lot of their kind are.
And then she looked at me all like, like how people look at you when you're being honest.
And then, and then she's like, she's like, I got, okay, I'm sorry.
I need to go, but I need to find out what happened.
And she's like, he says he's taking a bathroom break.
So he just went and took a shit.
She walked up to him and said, I had everything I needed to get a suit.
I just needed the shirt in my size.
And this guy's like, yeah, I'm going to go take a shit right now.
That's what black people do.
He goes, I'm going to go take a fucking shit before I grab the t-shirt.
And then I don't even remember what Ebonics he said.
I wrote it to a friend.
He was like, What you doing?
What you doing?
He comes to me.
He goes, What you doing?
And I was like, I'm sorry, what?
He's like, what you doing?
And I was like, thinking like, we're in a suit store.
I don't remember being at a fried chicken shop.
And he's like, I was waiting for a ceiling bird to come swoop down and save me.
You know what I mean?
It was like, it was one of these, as I heard them call, they're called ghetto crickets, right?
Or hood crickets.
And I was like, yeah, I'm sorry, sir.
What did you say?
And he's like, what you doing?
And I was like, what does that mean?
He's like, it means how you doing.
I said, oh, well, why didn't you say that?
I was like, yeah, I've lived in several English-speaking countries.
I've never heard anyone speak like that in my life.
I'm starting to get like this.
I've had so many interactions.
I've never had so many interactions with African Americans until I've been Christmas shopping.
And if you know things, I like to buy people nice gifts that they like.
So you usually go into stores and get things, or you don't go buy a suit online.
You don't go buy things for your wife online.
You go in the store, you feel them, you could check them out.
And these, these people are all black.
It's South Florida.
That they're all black working merchandise.
And so I'm like, I'm like, all right, okay.
Yeah, man.
Well, why do you speak like that?
And this is what happens.
They always get mad at me.
Like, what do you mean?
And I'm like, I don't know, man.
I just like, you're working at a suit shop.
Like, I'm trying to help him.
You're working at a suit shop.
Should probably pronunciate, you know, and like speak clearly because, you know, clients are going to want to buy $600 suits from people who don't speak clearly.
And it's not a good representation of the company.
And so then he's like, he's like, all right, what do you need?
And I was like, what do you mean?
What do I need?
I go, dude, listen, man.
The woman told you that the woman told you what I needed.
She's like, I don't remember.
I was like, you don't remember?
He's like, okay, well, she said she was trying to get a shirt in a 17 and a half and 36, 37.
He's like, all right.
He just walks away to go towards the shirts without even asking the color.
Comes out with a blue checkered shirt.
He goes, this work?
I go, no, man.
We're looking for tuxedo t-shirts.
Like, you know, like, what do you, you just went and decided that you were going to go get a random shirt?
This bro couldn't, I was going to say, this nigga couldn't even get me a t-shirt.
It's true, but that's actually true.
He couldn't find a t-shirt.
And it's like, it's like, look, I don't really care, you know, about any of this stuff.
I don't care about that.
Like, I don't care the fact that he called me the N-word, by the way.
He's like, it's literally what he's like.
He's like, yo, nigga, like, I was like, what?
You know?
Like, okay.
Like, this is like, so I left and I left without a t-shirt.
And so then I called my wife.
I was like, because I don't, I already think I already told you guys about the foot locker situation where it took an hour to get a pair of shoes in the right size and the right color for my wife.
An hour.
Because they kept bringing out the wrong size or the wrong color or the wrong size and wrong color.
Or they kept bringing out the wrong shoe entirely.
And I was like, it was like seven times to the point where I told the manager, I was like, how do you even manage these guys?
They mumble and they can't even find sizes.
Like, there's like something wrong in these people's heads.
And so then I'm like, all right, I'm just going to go to a nicer store.
I go into Boss, which are the people who made Hitler's uniforms, right?
Because there's Hugo Boss.
Like, there's like, it's kind of like Ralph Lauren and Polo.
We're like, Polo is a nice brand.
I'm not shitting on it, but it's not Ralph Lauren, right?
So like Polo's nice, but like sometimes, you know, the ghetto people like wear the big polo.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
It's like a big horse with like a stick.
And you're like, basically, guys, I'm going to give you some advice here.
Wearing big logos is like very poor looking, even if it's a very expensive t-shirt.
Like, even if you bought a big Ralph Lauren, you know, just shirt and it was $400 and it says like, Ralph Lauren, you look cheap.
They say, right, wealth whispers.
But people that try to look rich, that's why the guy's always like Louis Vuitton Prince.
And like, look, I know it's expensive.
I'm not like, I'm not doing a classic system here.
You just don't look good when you're wearing logos.
Nobody does.
Small, subtle.
If you get like a little Louis Vuitton belt, like an L V and, you know, whatever.
It's, that's cool.
You know, wear a gold chain, maybe wear a nice watch.
Hey, it's all good, but don't do that shit.
So I go into Hugo Boss, and this is when Jesus came to answer my call.
His name was Jesus.
He was the most non-gay, gay guy I've ever met in my life, or non-gay, non-gay, but gayish guy.
He was like married to the woman.
He's just like, you look wonderful, and I'll put you in this suit.
And I ended up spending like a month's salary on a tuxedo.
I'm not lying.
But it is the nicest fucking looking tuxedo in my life.
It's a designer one.
And he told me, he's like, you know, this was Hitler's company.
But no, apparently they did design all of the SS uniforms and the krauts and stuff.
And dude, the designs are fucking nice.
I'm going to tell you guys this: if you want to up your game and you want to invest in something nice, I consider a tuxedo to be a little bit like jewelry for a woman.
Like you don't buy multiple engagement rings.
You don't buy, so it's like, oh, well, it's $15,000 for an engagement ring, which it's not really, by the way, mine was like $2,000 or $3,000 or something like that.
But, but, like, you know, you don't need to buy something nice.
But down the road, you can always upgrade.
If you have a bad suit and you haven't known which suits to go, go to a boss store and have them fit you and pick you out.
It's a suit or tuxedo.
They sell them at Nordstrom, Neiman, and Saks Fifth.
I know everyone's going to say, I don't have money right now.
That's fine.
This is like a one-time investment.
Go get yourself a nice ass boss suit from one of these places.
They're fucking amazing.
Double-stitched, inlaid breast with like custom inner material.
They have their own tailors that like perfectly fit you.
It's like a hugs like a glove.
And like you look like, you look like a million bucks.
It's because you're wearing a million bucks.
Gavin McGuinness is real big on telling guys to buy nice suits.
I can't afford his suits for like $10,000 to $15,000.
But if you're looking to spend like $2,000 to $4,000 on a suit that will last you your entire life, this is the key thing.
You're buying it for life, right?
So it's like buying like a car or something.
So I bought a really nice tuxedo to wear there.
And my wife even saw it.
She's like, this is like one of the best you've ever looked.
Too bad you're ugly.
No, but I went there and I was just thinking like, I literally told the guy, I go, man, I was dealing with these like black guys.
But here's the catch.
The manager there named Donnie, she was black too, but there is a difference between black people.
Like, can we talk about this?
Like, she was just spoke like a normal human being.
She's like, oh, like, she was really attentive.
Like, welcome.
So glad to have you in the store.
Can I help you out then?
Can I get you a nice water?
You know, you're in a nice store when they give you water or champagne, right?
You know, you're doing, you know, you're in a bougie-ass store, right?
But uh, but I need to find a word for it because I know, I know, what's his name?
Um, Chris Rock would say there are niggas and there are black people, right?
That's what he used to say.
Uh, that was like his whole thing.
He used to used to say that all the time.
Um, but you know, I just don't want to get beat up by a black guy on the street by saying that, and I want to find a way to make complimented.
Is there any word in the chat for just like great black people that are like not hood and not ghetto?
Because she changed my mind, but you know, there's something about a Hispanic guy and the way they talk makes you feel good about yourself.
Go get fitted by a gay guy.
Sounds gay, but go get a fitting by like a gay guy at a designer store, and you'll feel so good about yourself.
That's why I had a friend who went to a gay bar accidentally, and he said the same thing too.
He goes, Man, I've never felt more confident.
Everyone was so nice to me, buying me drinks, telling me I looked handsome.
And I was like, Damn, thank you.
But don't go if you are going to be tempted to have sex with men.
But I was just saying, like, you know, it was like really, he was like, Tony, you're like a model and stuff.
And I was like, no, it's a lie, but if you're paying for the price, you might as well be lied to, right?
But I do, let's see what someone says, Octatrons.
We're calling Weenlax Max Headroom.
Someone said Elijah came and started working on baby E number three.
Honestly, honestly, we got close to that, but she's still in the stage where we can't penetrate.
It's like eight weeks, I think.
So I think I got one more week left.
I got one more week left.
Yeah, but that's just saying that.
I don't know.
Someone said civilized, calm, articulate.
White adjacent.
But anyway, I mean, that's just a total random story.
But like, I really was getting black fatigue.
Like, I know it's a joke, but like, it's gotten to a point.
This is why I need to be careful because this is what I was going to say.
It's like, I've gotten to a point now that, like, Mike was here, and I was like, Mike, I just got done dealing with a black person at a men's warehouse.
And he's like, bro, if I saw a black person about to help me at men's warehouse, I'd leave.
Did you have a black guy help you?
Was it a British girl?
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I actually walked out of a store because there was blacks at the first one I went to, and I had to go.
They asked my wife, they said, what do you wear into the wedding?
Okay, so there was, so, so there was, yeah, because I was going to say, like, but it's gotten to the point now where I walk into a store and it's like, if there's a black person going to help me, I assume I'm going to get fucked.
It's going to like, it's going to complicate the situation.
But I, but the reason why it's, again, why it's hard to like blanket be, you know, racist or whatever is because then you go to boss, and obviously the black woman working at boss is not going to be a bad employee.
Like, you're not, the designer company is not going to have like a high-end stylist working with you that's not going to know what she's doing.
You know what I mean?
And there are a lot of black women in the style world that are like models and things like that.
But I will say that the Hispanic guy was better.
And also, this is why I'm not, I'm not discriminatory towards Hispanics because I've had pretty good experience in retail Hispanic people.
I feel like they're pretty helpful and pretty nice and talkative.
And, you know, they'll be there.
They just don't show up to work on time.
That's it.
That's all I've heard.
And they take long breaks.
But I do like, I don't know.
My, oh, Australia Ben is in the chat.
Australia, Ben, good to hear from you, mate.
Good to hear from you, mate.
Tomorrow night, we have Arthur Kwan Lee, who's a racist Asian.
I don't know if you know who that is.
He's actually genuinely a very racist Asian.
And he's a great individual.
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All right.
So I have some other stuff to talk about too.
So that was just my conversation on blacks.
And I have a couple more videos I guess to show you since we're talking about this.
Like, look at this.
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Innovative Style Salon, located in Statesboro, Georgia.
912-601-2558.
See you soon.
Innovative Style Salon, located in Statesboro, Georgia.
912-601-2558.
See you soon.
Innovative Style Salon, located in Statesboro, Georgia.
I got to know, guys, because so Mike told me to do more solo shows sometimes just to talk to you guys because I'm going to be doing a lot of traveling, so it'll probably be kind of hard to have guests for a lot of the shows.
And he's like, I asked him if we should cancel, but he said you guys wouldn't mind just yip yapping about whatever bullshit's going our way.
But I got to know ones in the chats if you want a 55-year-old gay man to yip yap in your ear, or two, if you want me to yip yap in your behind.
You know what I mean?
Where do you want it?
In the ear or in the backside?
Someone said, personally, I prefer solo shows.
Yeah, maybe we can rebuild the community this way because I'm feeling a little bit positive here.
HIV positive.
So that being said, should we talk about?
Ooh, let me think.
Should we talk about Israel?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's talk about Israel.
I think we should talk about Israel a little bit.
I know people get tired of this, but so obviously I was accused of being anti-Semitic, which really ruined my weekend.
I was really upset.
You know what I mean?
Like, please don't call me that.
Come on.
I'm not an anti-Semite.
Call me something worse.
No, but you know, I was talking about the Greater Israel, and we talked about this on Saturday a little bit.
It went viral that I said, you know, this whole reason why Syria is falling is because this is about protecting Israel and about Israel's ideas to want to expand.
And every single Zionist extremist came out and was like, you know, you're an anti-Semite, you're a Jew hater.
And you know what?
That post had almost six million views.
Almost six million exactly on the dot.
Um, and the thing of the matter is, is I was like, hey, you know, Israel is going to try to take land or try to expand, destabilize Syria.
Again, they're going to destabilize it.
They're not going to like try to rebuild it.
They're not going to try to grow it.
They're going to try to take it out.
And, you know, one of some of these Jews that actually blocked, one of them blocked me today, Eli David.
He's a big one.
He blocked me after I'm like, hey, bro.
So it looks like I was right.
And then when you're right, they just block you.
And this is the, these are these people.
It's very spineless.
Some might say rat-like behavior.
But, you know, these are extremists, by the way.
I'm not referring, I'm not referring to Jewish people.
I'm just referring to extremists, right?
Like there's Islamic extremists.
That's not all Muslims.
There's Jewish extremists.
That's not all Jews.
Is it most?
That's debatable.
I don't know.
But I don't have the exact number here.
But Israel strikes Syria 480 times and seizes territory as Netanyahu pledges to change the face of the Middle East.
They took out literally everything from their navy.
And now we have, what has happened because of Israel?
We now have Libya has collapsed because of Israel.
Yemen has collapsed because of Israel.
Iraq has collapsed.
Afghanistan has collapsed.
Now Syria was already kind of collapsed, but it's fully in shambles.
And what's next?
Iran?
I mean, they want the destabilization of all these nations.
That's why they said in the last days that Israel would be like a thorn in the flesh.
They'd be like, they said it would be like smoke in the eyes to all people, that they'd be annoying.
I was talking to my dad about this because, you know, my dad's a big Zionist and I get it.
You know, he's a boomer, and he's, you know, he's a Protestant and he really loves Israel.
And I don't fault him for it, right?
Like, I don't, I don't understand the Zionists getting mad at me because I don't fault them for what they believe.
Did you fault?
I don't fault these people.
I understand why.
I understand why they believe what they believe.
And I know the thinking.
Like, I'm like, okay, I get where I get where you come from.
But, you know, they think that we're coming against God's people.
So you think it's like it's like an anti-God things where I stand when it's really, I'm just, you know, protectionary against my people and I don't want my country subverted.
You know, it's like the idea that they demonize the, you know, what I, so when I say like Jewish extremists subverting our country, what I mean is this: like Jewish-run tech companies like Facebook and originally with the CEO with YouTube leading the censorship charge to where they promote videos that make kids want to get transgender surgeries.
They promote videos that are about OnlyFans girls and turn our women into whores, but then they restrict videos that promote nationalism or white people collectivizing.
That's like an honest, like basic example of like Jewish companies spearheading censorship to ensure that degeneracy, lies, and satanic ideas are promulgated among the youth.
And then things that could save them and give them hope are mocked and made fun of.
Another example would be movies.
Movies glorify affairs, glorify infidelity, glorify sexual deviancy.
They glorify homosexuality.
And then they mock nuns and they're always making fun of like priests and pastors and Mormons and Christians.
And those are all Jewish media companies.
So what I mean by that is when I say like Jewish extremists, you know, subverting society, what I'm talking about is literally coming in and removing the purity of a nation and putting in its place smut and filth.
And by the way, I'm a product of Jewish filth.
I mean, genuinely.
And I don't mean that as a joke.
Like, look, I'm a little bit screwy, okay?
Genuinely, right?
Like, I've been involved in some seriously degenerate stuff in my life.
Mike, get down, get out of there.
No, I'm just kidding.
But no, I've been, I've been involved in some very serious, you know, I'm a boy, right?
We stick our fingers and outlets and our things and other things.
And, you know, I didn't know that I was so degenerate and stuff until I started reading the Bible.
And I was even listening to John MacArthur, like I said, in the last week or two.
And he was talking about how, like, it's actually funny.
John MacArthur is one of like the most powerful and famous Protestant pastors in the entire country.
And he was like, the Jews are the enemy of the cross of Christ today.
I was listening.
He's like, they are an enemy.
And what they've done is they continually use lies to try to keep people from knowing Jesus.
I thought it was real interesting the way he said it.
He said, Jews, since the death of Christ have been using lies to prevent people from finding Christ.
And they prevent you from finding the narrow road.
So they create systems in the place that end up causing you to believe in lies and fall down the wide path.
So sometimes I feel like people make it so political, but you know, a lot of this, you know, extreme Zionism that's out there is about keeping people from God.
It's keeping you from Christ.
And I thought something was really funny because listen to this.
I couldn't actually, no way, I could believe this, but this is this was a real clip today from Ben Shapiro.
I guess maybe it's slightly out of context, but let me see.
I thought this was top.
Look at this.
So he was talking about basically why Syria is not a legitimate country.
Well, we have to understand is that Syria is an artificial creation post-World War I by the West, by the French, by the British.
And because of that, like many other states in the Middle East, it is unworkable and has been unworkable for a very long time.
You have a large number of groups of various religious belief systems, many of them unbelievably radical, many of them terrorists, all fighting one another about what's happening in Syria.
What we have to understand is that Syria is an artificial creation post-yeah, okay.
So, gay, someone said gay makeup channels were boosted.
Like, like uh, Ben Shapiro at this point looks like he's a makeup artist.
He's like, uh, like looks like he's got so much makeup on.
That's crazy.
But someone's like, Well, after this, he did talk about Israel.
I'm like, Yeah, but it's funny.
It's unworkable because it's a modern invention post-World War I. What about that country that's post-World War II, Ben?
What about that country?
You know, and this is what I don't, I mean, look, I know these people aren't.
Um, look at this.
That's why Eli David, I think you can see it.
Yeah, he posted this, right?
So, he's one of the people that called me a liar.
He's a big, a big, uh, you know, he's got 758,000, right?
He was following me, and he posted this: the entire Syrian Navy destroyed by Israel.
So, I retweeted him and said, When I was talking about this happening soon on Saturday, the apologists for God's chosen army called me very slanderous names and accused me of being hateful.
I'm glad I was right.
Again, all the guilt tripping cannot hide what these folks are up to, sneaky, but in the open.
It's not even mean.
And then he blocked me, you know what I mean?
And I put this down here, like, oh, and I'm blocked now, right?
But nobody sees it because the post is hidden once he blocks me.
So, that's fine.
Um, but I wanted to go down.
There's another video I want to show you.
Uh, that I thought was interesting.
We'll kind of cap it off is there and what I mean by pushing degeneracy This is what I meant like did you see the Christmas commercial for a Google?
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Look at this so dry This winter dryness is not it, especially when I have so many holiday looks to pull off.
Thankfully, I know just the thing And it's in stock nearby Hydrated skin is a gift to everyone no rapping needed.
This winter dryness is not it, especially uh big John said everyone knows Lija sucked his first cock in the dressing room at the Burlington Coat factory.
Oh someone said I'm a spiritual kite.
What does that even mean?
Yeah, you guys guys crack me.
That's in the censored chat.
You guys are hilarious.
Speaking of that, some of the chats here from who's this?
He's on his way.
Who is this?
Who's on his wait?
I guess that's who's on his way.
I don't know who that is.
Shout out to those that are in the chat in locals there.
Shout out to Real Dandy Andy, St. J, and Primetime Pimp and the rest of you guys.
Looks like 1488, someone said.
You guys know, by the way, I'm not going to put the ad up, but you know, we're still selling my pillows too.
So if you, I'm going to be like shilling the ads because it's the end of the year and I basically have like two more weeks of shows to make up ads.
And then if I don't hit my numbers, then I won't get renewals.
But if I, if I get my numbers, I'm not even joking.
If we get the renewals, I'm going to be able to hire an editor who's going to be able to take this show and cut it into clips permanently and put them on YouTube and around like this segments in case you miss a show.
And we're going to be able to start like promoting and putting up more content.
What I'm missing is an editor.
Yeah, I'm missing an editor to like just edit and do a bunch of bulk of the content.
Plus, we are doing an internship program here.
I used to have an internship program running in Blaze.
It's not paid, but it could turn into a paid position.
But if you are in media, we're looking at FAU over here.
This is kind of like based guy.
We're looking into him.
But that should be a reoccurring thing.
So we're going to be restarting the thing.
The internship program could be as simple as wanting to get experience for a resume for media, but it's fucking, I'm going to tell you this, like most interns don't end up making it through the program because I don't understand why people have interns and like don't put them to work.
And I'm not joking.
Like I'm not being Jewy where it's like, like I'll usually make an agreement where it's like, if you're a college student, I'll give you like, you know, a gas card every week and like a food card.
And it's like, I don't, I don't do cash for internships, but it's like, you know, so you can get gas to get to and from here.
And then like, if you missed your insurance or something, I'll pay your fucking car insurance or whatever.
I don't know if your dad doesn't pay it, but it's like, it's like, I usually do it like pretty low key like that.
And then, you know, you have to like a high interest in media and be creative.
But it's like, but you have to be available during the day, right?
So most people who have jobs can't do shit like that.
But it actually, almost every intern we've had has gone on to get pretty good jobs in media because I can also write the internship qualification as working for the gateway pundit in case you don't want to use slightly offensive TV.
But it could be you've worked for Censored TV, slightly offensive, Vigilant News, and the Gateway Pundit.
And also, you know, there's a lot of things.
So we're starting up an internship program.
I think we might have found our first intern, but we might always be looking for more.
Because sometimes, you know, if there's like an intern that's like, you know, maybe you have a day off and you want to be a Friday intern and come in on Fridays and help and be available, you actually will learn because I'm actually will teach people.
I just had an intern that was here and now he's the editor in chief of our site.
So Earl.
So he was interning for like two months and now he's hired.
So now he's, you know, working full-time.
So sometimes it turns into a full-time job, but he also was a fucking massive coder and knows how to like to like build like OMS and everything.
I mean, he's like, so you can't be retarded.
So don't, but I'm just saying.
So, I'll let you guys know if you're more in South Florida.
Also, K-Dubs said, We'll be doing meetup.
K-Dubs, if you just like, if you're a normal person, I just want to make sure you're normal.
You can come by the studio and watch a show being filmed, you know?
So, just shoot Mike an email, and that would kind of give me the predicament there.
But the intern stuff will be good.
Also, my final comment on the Go on Heights thing: so, Israel went in, they took Go on Heights, they've destabilized the country.
Congratulations.
Once again, Israel wins.
And this is my thoughts.
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Why do you sit here in this country?
Why don't you move?
Why don't you get the fuck out?
Okay, if you why don't you get the fuck out?
You're more than welcome to leave.
If you're not proud to be in this country, you sit here, you're safe, you're what the heck happened to be in this country.
You sit here, you're safe, you're rich, you're privileged, and you don't post the American flag, but then when there's a problem in Israel, you post the Israeli flag.
Shame on you, bitch.
Shame on you.
Does it ever post anything about America yet?
When something happens in Israel, she's the first show.
She'll post something with an Israeli flag.
Do you know how awful that is?
Why do you do that?
Why are you not thankful and proud and happy to live here?
If you're not, go back then.
Go live there.
Go to fucking Israel and live there.
If you're so proud, if you're so fucking proud, why don't you go live where you're proud of?
Do you not understand?
It goes for everyone.
So I don't like the way things are going, but at the same time, we still live in the greatest country on earth.
And if you don't think so, then why don't you leave?
You may leave.
You may take a flight out of here and leave.
Why are you here?
You see what I mean?
Why don't you be proud and thankful?
Like, I don't like the way things are, but I'm, of course, I'm so fucking proud of to be here, to live here.
Okay, some people were asking about the internship stuff.
So I'll provide more details as it comes along.
But the way that it usually works and why they've been able to get jobs is it's like, this is not like a groupy hangout thing.
It's like, for instance, like someone will want, it's like a, you know, when you go to apply for jobs and then they ask you, like, you have to have like six months or a year experience working in the field.
So it's like, if you're an intern and you're around, you essentially get exposed to everything.
And at some point, we'll probably ask you to have done everything.
So when you go to apply for an entry-level job, let's say as a production assistant, which is usually the entry-level job, like, and this is why it's best for students or people that work part-time or like, you know, whatever.
Because what happens is, it's like, you know, I forget how much knowledge we have, but like, you know, you'll learn how to hook up a soundboard and run sound and how to run production, you know, cinema cameras, how to operate a teleprompter, how to write a script, how to clean, keep a set clean and orderly.
You know, you get used to the dynamics.
You get used to being called the N-word.
I actually wrote this to Mike today.
I was like, Mike's like, oh, we're interviewing this guy.
What should I say in the interview with him?
Can you write me the questions?
These are the first three questions.
How comfortable are you with your boss calling you the N-word on a daily basis?
Do you find it harassing for your boss to send you pictures of young women's cleavage in the movement and say, damn, if an investor were to visit the office and comment on the size of your cock, ask you if you were getting penis extensions, then offer to get you a lap dance at Tootsie's, Miami's largest strip club, all while showing you the fake tits of the newest employees on their Facebook pages, would you consider that workplace harassment?
It's like actually what it's like working here.
That's not even me, by the way.
It's like other people we work with.
But it's like, if I called you the N-word, would you be upset about that?
That's honestly a real question.
Would you be upset being called the N-word?
Because I call Mike the N-word.
But I don't even use the hard R.
I just say the N-word, but we like that.
It's actually, it's actually hilarious.
And Mike has been the easiest person to work with that I've ever worked with my entire life, genuinely and authentically.
I really do like Mike a lot.
But, you know, we're just, we got to get our lives organized because, okay, cool.
We're still good here.
All right.
A couple more topics.
Check this out.
Where is this?
Oh, yeah.
So, a couple more videos here.
Don't forget to follow us on Slightly Offensive on our page.
But I found this video.
So this Indian guy touched soap for the first time.
You see this?
So he touched.
I'm not joking.
He touches soap.
And look what happened.
This is an Indian touching soap.
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That's crazy, right?
One drop of hand sanitizer and their bodies start flagellating, you know?
Me when I find out there's no more AI Hitler speeches.
No, I'm kidding.
All right.
By the way, did that person that tried to get me fired over the weekend?
You know, I mentioned that they, you know, we're Jewish, you know, and they try to cut off my work relationships by creating a manifesto about how I was the worst person in the world.
It's just so crazy, these people, like what they do, right?
Also, did you see this too?
I don't know if you guys, you probably saw this, but Luigi Mangione or Mangione, this is his valedictorian speech at his high school.
He was actually valedictorian, and people did not pick up.
He's dropping literal hints about what he was planning on doing in the future.
This is a real footage.
Listen, this is see if you pick up on the hint of him telling us what he's planning on for the future.
Because I didn't pick up on it like the first three times I watched it, but it's pretty subtle.
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wait wait for it and listen I will kill the CEO of United Healthcare Dude, do you know?
Do you know there was, of course, one of my favorite things is to reconfirm my sexist biases and to like, there's comments on that video on my Instagram going like, how do you not know this could be a voiceover?
Like from women, like saying stuff like that.
Like, dude, I think this is fake.
Like, there's like literally, you go look at the comments.
It's great.
There's like women.
It's always women too, like middle-aged women that are like, I don't think this is real, Elijah.
Take this down, please.
And you're like, really?
You didn't know that that was.
I love the come up to it.
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Watch.
I will kill the CEO of United Healthcare.
Dude, I will kill the CEO of the United Healthcare.
So someone, you know, I think they put it like this: you know, that is such a very simple tool to protect you from dying, right?
It's a protectionary measure.
And in order to make sure that it functions, they decided, what can we put into this to ensure that it always functions?
Well, we have to make sure that when it's not functioning, it makes something so annoying that it might drive you crazy so that you take care of it, right?
It's meant to drive you crazy, but they can't even notice it.
So they like the guy at Footlocker literally told me, What's wrong with this?
When he brought out the wrong shoes, he goes, Why don't you get these ones?
I go, What?
What the fuck, dude?
What do you mean?
Why?
Like, do you ever feel like that?
Like, about to like, you know, people that like to start yelling the N-word and like have like mental breakdowns in public?
Just like, no, you know, it's like, yeah, Burger King guy.
Yeah.
I feel like that sometimes.
I'm just like, I'm just like, like, you know, I'm just going to die.
Cause I'm like, dude, what?
Like, they like, do they know any?
Do you know that one time the guy brought out the wrong color, the same wrong color shoe two times in a row?
And the second time didn't know it was still the wrong color.
I go, dude, that's the same color you just brought out.
That's the wrong color.
And he was like, huh?
What do you mean?
And I was like, that's not the right color.
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.
And he's literally holding the pink shoe and a white shoe.
And he's going, look.
And they're two different colors.
I'm going, and there were three black guys.
It wasn't like a colorblind guy.
It was three dudes.
Couldn't find the shoe in the right size and the color.
I was going, and I told my wife, she didn't believe me.
So she was like, then she had to go return a shirt because her sister told me it was a fag t-shirt, even though Kez liked it.
And so she wants to return.
She comes back home.
She's like, oh my gosh, the amount of time it took to just a return t-shirt.
I was like, gonna go crazy.
And I was like, yeah, she's like, they couldn't figure out.
She says, the girl asked me, what's your email for the receipt?
And I go, oh, I don't have an emailed receipt.
She goes, well, give me your damn email.
And she goes, I don't have it.
She goes, just put it in.
And then she goes, okay, gives her the email.
And then she goes, all right, the receipt's not coming up.
And she goes, yeah, I just told you.
And she's like, no, you didn't.
You said you didn't have it with you.
And she's like, my wife's like, she said she's like dumbfounded.
Like, did we really just have this conversation?
It's called black fatigue.
You know, it's a real thing.
It's a, I don't, I wish it wasn't.
I wish it weren't so.
I wish it wasn't so.
That being said, let me go down here.
Oh, we have to announce three winners of the slightly offensive premium.
So this, I guess, will end on some super chats in this.
So we had to enter here to win X Premium account.
Three accounts will be selected by Saturday, December 7th for free X Premium.
So we had 137 people enter to win.
And so I think one of the first people that commented originally, so why do we have all these?
Why do we have all these people that are?
Thank you for commenting.
I think down here, where is this?
I noticed that there was a loyal person who was here that watches the show that wasn't, it was Doomsday Cracker.
Doomsday Cracker, DM me.
Oh, there it is.
Here we go.
Let's go.
Let me make sure I don't DM you something weird in my life.
Should we, I mean, I feel like, Ben, are you serious?
Ben, you make a ton of money.
Why are you asking for a free X Premium account?
I'll just, if you want me to gift you one, I'll gift you one outside of this.
But Ben, you're richer than you're richer than everyone on the show combined.
But if you want me to get you an account, I can just gift you one anyways.
So who should we have gift the other one to?
Who should we gift the X premium to?
Should we just give away some money towards the end of this towards Christmas?
Yeah, you know, on the last episode, before we leave, remind me, we'll give away some money on the show to people to help with last-minute Christmas gifts.
That'll be nice.
We'll do some giveaways on the last show.
We'll do some cash giveaways.
I'm not the Hodge twin, so you're not getting like a truck, you know.
It'll be like $50 gift cards or like $100 Visa gift cards.
But I think that'll be good because, hey, $100 if you have a couple kids and you're in a pinch and you could go, you know, get them a new video game or something for Christmas.
I'm sure it'll be nice.
So we'll do a couple cash giveaways on the second to last show or maybe the last two shows.
Okay, so we got three winners there of the free X premium accounts.
So if you responded that N, I don't know how to gift it, but I will.
I'll figure that out.
It's probably really easy.
I'll send it to you.
So you can become a premium member, which means that you could have your chance to try to monetize and get seen because I think it's like $144 a year or something like that, right?
Something like that.
I think it's $144.
And honestly, I'm going to tell you guys something.
Dude, somebody took me way out of context.
When I was saying, someone's like, oh, he's so out of touch because he said he doesn't have a Lambo like his neighbor.
That's not what I meant.
Okay, first of all, where we live, Lambos, everyone drives Lambos for some reason.
Everyone has a US.
But even my friends here is like, yeah, this is just one of those places where everybody drives, everybody's richer than you.
Everybody you meet is richer than you.
What I was saying was, is like, dude, even as a boy, I'm saying like, I don't have that.
Like, as a boy, you want to have a Ferrari or a Lambo.
Like, this is like stuff you think about when you're a kid with zero dollars.
And so I'm saying you can look at a neighbor that has like, you know, a lug, like a, like a, like a dream car.
I'd love to drive a Euros.
I'd love to be a dad in a land.
Who wouldn't want a Lamborghini SUV with their kids?
It's like a dream car, right?
It's outside of the realm of possibilities for almost all of us.
But I was saying on that, it's not like, oh, that's a normal thing to just like, I feel bad because I don't drive a Lamborghini.
What I meant is I'm grateful for my life.
And even though I can have dreams and like, you know, everybody wants to, you know, live in that mansion with the big property and you want to take your family on these vacations.
We all have these dreams.
I'm very grateful for the life that I live, you know?
And I was trying to explain to you guys to be grateful for the life that you live because like, you know, there's always a dream, but somebody, your life is somebody else's dream, basically.
I know it sounds really cliche, but it's like, you know, you could be like, wow, that's like the ultimate man of success.
And I wish I was like that.
But it's like the fact that you're just married or you have kids.
It could be many things or that you're, you know, you might just be sober.
And there's people in this chat that would do anything to be sober, right?
They just want to be sober.
And there's a lot of people as well who just want to be thin or they wish they had a family that loved them or a family member that, well, you know, a mom that wasn't dead or a dad that wasn't dead or they wish they weren't gay.
But no, but I was going to say there's like there's like quite a few things.
You've really got to look at perspective in your life and realize how rich you really are.
But I know money's really tight for a lot of people, right?
The women are loose and the money's tight.
That's the problem.
That's the problem today.
And so.
You know.
I just want to let you guys know that I understand that the challenge and I know i've talked with some of you guys individually and I know it's like it's tough man, because you have like four or five kids, you're married, you know your, your wages are stagnant, the cost is going up.
You know, and pretty much I want to notice in the chat, please tell me, uh, one in the chat if you um.
One in the chat if you have gotten into debt or gotten worse financially uh, in the last 12 months.
Two in the chat if you're doing the same.
Three in the chat if you're doing better, uh like so, you've been paying down a lot of your debt.
It doesn't have to mean you got richer, it's like you've been, you've made enough money to start getting back into like a better position right, so you can be paying off your loans or something that you took out.
One, you're doing worse.
Two, you're doing neutral.
Three, you're doing better, like right, as we were about to get 900, I started talking about dumb shit and everyone left, uh twos twos, ones.
Lan Solo says one um twos twos one one, two.
Sam the hitman, well, he says one, they say two.
It's hard to tell one one one, damn for real.
So, Riley bags, one one two uh, twisted pistol gamer too long one.
F-stop Harlot one.
Third coast Texas toast is two uh, bass Kulagic one um cool, all right.
Well, is it?
It's nine?
I thought it was.
Is it nine?
I thought it was ten o'clock.
Does uh oh, he goes nine at nine central.
I didn't know that.
Oh, so this show technically ends right as he goes from eight to ten.
Um, someone said i'm a low maintenance pet, like a snake.
Um, thank you, that's fucking rude, you know uh, we got.
So we got ones.
Galileo twos, threes.
Youtube seems to be doing better than Rumble.
What about uncensored?
We got mostly ones, Beckmech, big John Sidmark Wally uh, all right.
So it looks like we're not doing too well.
Um, and I and I take that really seriously because like, that's why I wanted to clarify that about the Lambo thing.
You know i'm a man of the people like you know what I mean.
Like it's uh, it's been a tough life and growing up Pavo sucks and my wife grew up Pavo.
You know, she grew up in fucking Uganda.
I mean, you know what I mean?
She literally did.
She grew up in Pavo and Uganda, but it's like.
It's like I know this is tough, and I'm going to tell you guys something.
The best thing you've got to do is to start taking your health into your own hands.
You've got to start making decisions that are going to prepare you for the future because I'm telling you, it's just going to be really hard ahead.
And I know that life is, you know, it can be, life can be hard to enjoy when things are expensive.
It can be hard to feel freedom.
So hopefully, you know, as we get into that week, we'll do some cash giveaways.
That'll be nice.
We'll do some of that.
But it's going to be an honor system.
You'll have to be watching the show live when it happens because we'll do, that's what I'm going to do to save myself time.
We're just going to do giveaways during the show.
And like, you know, you'll have to be, you'll have to be a follower of the channel.
You know, there'll have to be a couple things, right?
Like, got to be following the channel.
We'll obviously give a few out to censored members first and locals members, you know, and then go to Rumble and then YouTube.
We don't put it on YouTube.
We'll just do some Rumble after, but, you know, some people that are already like supporting and struggling, you know, you know what I mean?
Maybe we'll gift a couple.
Maybe we'll give a couple censored memberships.
That might be good, right?
A couple censored memberships, a couple cash.
And I think that'll be it.
That'll be a nice thing.
So we'll do, we'll do, I think we'll gift, let's see, how many days do we have?
We have.
So I guess tomorrow we'll gift a couple censored memberships.
So if you want to, if you want a free censored membership, I'm going to go ahead and do that.
I'm going to talk to them and put up a post tomorrow.
See if we can get a code that's a one-month free.
And then if you sign up for the one-month free, I'll select a couple people from there that sign up for the, just make sure you cancel it before the end of the month.
But like, if you want a free membership, I'll give years to a couple people who sign up for the one-month code.
I'll have Offensive give you like a month free.
I'll have them do that tomorrow.
So that just wait till tomorrow when I post it.
And then we'll have that go.
So you sign up, get your free month.
And then just honestly, don't forget to cancel so you don't get paid per month.
But then for a couple of people, we'll announce who won.
So that'll be really cool.
Plus, you also know you get the snow on the chat there as well.
And I remind you guys, if you are doing financially well, one thing that's kind of cool in the chat is kind of like if you're in the chat and you want to gift some people in the chat, if you want to gift, if you're doing well financially and you want to help also gift some like free censored memberships to people or you want to donate a couple gift cards or something for raffle, shoot me an email, me or my email, Elijah at slightlyoffensive.com or Mike, because if you want to join in on it, and we'll, I mean, if you want it to be your first name, we can say your first name too.
But if you know you have an A non name, like your name's just like Pooja37 and you just want to be like Puja37 is giving away like $250 visa gift cards or whatever, just tell me because we can facilitate that.
We're really honest and upfront with money.
But if you guys want to donate to the slightly offensive community, I won't take any of the money and we'll just give it back out for Christmas.
I'll be donating too.
Maybe Mike will.
And so let me know if you want to send me an email for the next week when we do all the donos because I think that that'll be really a lot of fun.
And I'll see if I can find a couple.
I'm going to see if I can find a couple wealthy people that I know too to see if we can get a few more cash monies because it'll be good to do some good giveaways.
It'd be good to do like one big one and a couple medium ones.
Reminding you guys that we're talking about slightly offensive big, which is not big compared to most giveaways, but it'll be it'll be good.
So next week, watch the shows Tuesdays and Thursday night.
We'll be doing censored giveaway, cash giveaway, and it'll be throughout the show.
So it's not going to be like, like it's going to be like, we're just going to be like, all right, here's what we got to do right now.
And then to join.
And it'll be like, get on Twitter and type this under this post or something.
And we'll just kind of like play with the game.
And then we'll just do the giveaways and give it right there on air.
So we'll have some fun on the next week's shows.
We'll really like that.
And so we'll make it to content.
And I think that will be really good.
However, please be an honor system.
Like if you don't fucking, if $100 isn't going to change your life, please don't try to get it.
Like, I'm just being serious.
Like, if I say like, you know, $100 will change your Christmas or will help you out right now.
Please just only do it if you really need the money because if you're someone that doesn't need money, I just don't like it when people like take money that don't need it, right?
I don't I don't like that So I think that'll be that'll be really fun, but anyway, I love you guys Someone said fuck your boomer oil grandma.
What the hell?
What does that mean?
All right guys, as I mentioned have a great rest of the week as always.
I love you all and I think that we go over there.
There was no there was no super chats tonight, right?
Let's see Oh, there was Vince lasagna said two.
He's doing all right.
All right.
And then we had one that was just some guy in a in a backseat of a cop car.
And then I don't think we had any uncensored.
Shout out to you guys.
And then for the censored chat, just so you guys know, you guys will be there as well.
We'll give some good stuff away.
So it'll be, it'll be fun.
Maybe I'll get with my team and see what we'll do, you know, whether or not we'll do some cat, like it'll probably be like Visa gift cards.
I'm not going to say like, you know.
Yeah, it'll just be like send you like a digital gift card from Amazon.
Give me your email and we'll just like have it sent so that you can download it and buy stuff or whatever, Christmas presents.
But that'll be really good.
And then maybe as well, oh, you know what would be good too?
Like, it would be good.
Like a, in the future, you know what?
I should do more stuff for the community.
Like we should do like random stuff, like pay electric bill.
Like two people were going to pay their electric bill up to like $500 or something.
You know, that'd be pretty good.
Yeah, free Costco memberships.
This shit's good.
We got to start giving back to the community.
Sorry, guys, it just costs me a shit ton of fucking money to get a studio set up that doesn't work and a house and stuff.
Freddy Sodium said, you got strong skin.
Never seen someone get roughed up for not looting at a burning target.
I got to go pull out my dick and masturbate using the free skin on my scroll dun, like we always do.
That's how we always end the show every day.
So thank you guys for joining.
Make sure that you pluck a hair out of your balls and leave it on the tip of the urnal so that the next person who comes wonders, how did they get pubic hair on a urnal?
