MOCKING the BEST Leftist MELTDOWNS from Election Night | Guest: Australian Talk
Donald J. Trump has returned to his rightful position as KING of Amer.. er, I mean.. DEMOCRATICALLY elected President of the United States of America! And arguably.. The best part of the night was seeing leftists freak out, much like they did in 2016 — and even did before the 2020 election was stolen in the middle of the night. Luckily for you all, we’ve compiled some of the best and most unhinged FREAKOUTS from Election Night and after.. Get ready for 4 MORE YEARS of unhinged liberal madness.Show more Ben from Australian Talk joins us TONIGHT for NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE!
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I can say to her, she should be cooking less or maybe cooking more because she should stop going getting fast food.
I think she also, her and her other friend ended up calling everyone ugly bitches.
And I was like, ugly bitches.
Now, I'm not a looker myself, but I mean, come on, let's go to that or let's look at this person.
But like, look, no offense here, but you should not be calling people an ugly bitch when I could literally ride my bicycle in that weird split on your hair on the top of the head.
You know what I mean?
That is a bizarre threat.
Basically, everybody's lost their damn minds.
We all know what's going on.
We're looking at the best meltdowns, plus some insane media responses.
Additionally, we're going to be talking about how my own audience on Instagram doesn't understand humor.
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As far as I know, girls don't fart because all the girls I've ever been with, they certainly do not.
And they've never done it in my presence.
So for her to actually be espousing that she's doing something, which I thought was extremely foreign to females, demonstrates to me that perhaps she's not a female.
She is, but I remember when she first came out there, it was the day after the fact.
So she didn't come out the night when she was meant to come out.
But I noticed the first thing she said for about at least a couple of minutes is, thank you, thank you.
She sounded drunk, bro.
When she rocked up out there on stage, it sounded like she'd had a few.
And you could tell the anxiety was just absolutely washing over her as well.
I think that demonstrated that she wasn't actually capable of being that person.
She wasn't capable of being the big boss, the Mac daddy, to be out there on the stage, the president of the United States, because she has self-doubts.
And she has self-doubts when she was meant to be absolutely assured in her confidence as well, because she was meant to be the woman.
She was meant to do it all.
She got up there and she was brittle and she was humbled by the moment.
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I'd like to know in the chat if anybody woke up Wednesday with a hangover.
Did anybody wake up with a hangover?
Even if you didn't drink alcohol, ones in the chat, if you did wake up with a hangover, not even from alcohol, it could have been weed.
It could have been just the fact you have children and you had to wake up at six in the morning.
It could have been the fact that you were Chris Pavloski at Rumble and you were kicking ass and you know, having, you know, I think what Dan Bongino's up to like 7.5 billion live viewers per show, right?
Your feelings don't determine the policy direction of our country.
And a lot of people aren't stupid.
And they realize that voting for Trump was the smartest decision you could make.
That doesn't mean that he's perfect or that his policy on, you know, whatever, he's going to somehow, you know, uproot APAC and, you know, take out Judaistic control of the country.
But on many other platforms, just including Floridation, on Big Pharma, that he wants to, you know, push back against, you know, the vaccine accountability, fighting against, you know, gender mutilation, ending the Ukraine war, ending the war in Israel.
So it's like, I feel like the idea of, oh, don't vote for Trump and a lot of like Lila Rose and a lot of people that were out there saying that is very narrow-minded and just is just a sort of lack of experience.
Because in my personal opinion, how could you not been excited for this?
Doesn't mean you can't be honest.
But like, you know, when people like this, I don't know if you can go to the screen there, and people look like this or angry, you know, you did the right thing.
Not only that, man, you can tell she hasn't had a father.
She wasn't raised correctly.
All these girls that are on there losing their minds on social media, I'm sure that they're really, like, we can look at it and it's funny.
But other women see this and it encourages them to act similarly.
And that's the problem.
They become an echo chamber of outrage for themselves.
And that reminds us that we made the right decision, or at least you guys did when you all voted.
And you know that these women should have no place in public society whatsoever.
What they want to do in the privacy of their own homes, that's fine.
But you guys need to open back up the mental asylums because there are hundreds of thousands, potentially millions of candidates ready to go straight in.
They need to be strapped straight down.
They have to be heavily medicated for the term of their natural lives because they are not right in their head.
You get to choose either an immigrant from Haiti or a bear to accompany you because you guys all seem to think that those are your best options other than a white man.
You don't get white men to help you.
If you are over an eight, you can go out past 10 at clubs, but there's mandatory STD checks.
And I will remind all women today, remember, report January 8th, 8 a.m. at Mar-a-Lago for your mandatory breeding pen appointment.
You will be subdued and you will be subjugated.
It's true.
I mean, like, people are like, oh, we should outlaw, we should outlaw abortion.
But because I work for news agencies and I do very serious news stuff that does very well and it's very successful, much more successful than this show.
Because, yeah, millions of people watch those shows every week.
They got really mad because I had written something directly on the internet.
Now, I want to get into controversy here before we watch another compilation.
People were really mad at me and they said that I had crossed the line, you know?
And you know, when like homos on the internet are like, you've crossed the line.
You probably didn't.
You probably just, for some reason, I hate how like when you type my name, it doesn't auto-fill, even if you follow me, which is a line has gone too far.
No, but I was going to say, I was making some jokes.
Now, people were really mad at some of mine.
I was proposing new policy from, I was pretending to be part of the news.
Now, check this one out.
People got mad at this one.
Trump has just announced that he will be changing the national anthem to the N-word repeated 60 times.
Right?
Like, that's pretty good.
And people were very mad at that, right?
Some other things here.
These ones went very viral on Instagram.
Some other ones that went, I said, breaking, Trump has appointed Beetlejuice as the Secretary of Education.
Well, and as they say, you know, I said Trump is changing the word God in the national anthem to TND, which is, of course, as one person said, is known as total Nutella digestion.
Total Nutella digestion.
No, I was having fun with it.
And people just, have you guys noticed this?
It is like illegal to be funny now.
Like everyone's got a problem with every joke.
Like it's actually gotten to a point where I don't give a shit anymore.
Someone's like, you're self-sabotaging.
You lost thousands of followers.
I go, like, at this point, I don't care.
Okay.
Things are so good and life is working so great.
I don't care.
I'm not a female and I care about like each follower.
I only knew that there was a bunch lost because I got an alert that was like negative 4,000 something followers.
And I was like, oh, shit.
People were mad.
And I read the comments and everyone's like, you know, I fucking suck.
And now we get nagging and lower and failing to meet expectations, which results in conflict management and long conversations.
Every woman I know, there's always got to be a lot of long conversations involved with everything about anything.
And the amount of time I spend in long conversations with the gift, with that gift from God from our rib, it's probably taking up a quarter of my adult life.
Not joking.
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Like, no matter what, you'll never get back, Elijah.
No matter what the woman is, whether they're a colleague, whether they're, you know, my mother who's deceased or like a sister or a wife or anything, like the relationships are so much more complicated than with men.
Like, I don't see, I was in, I was in Australia for years, and I've seen a couple people recently, and we didn't even talk when I was in Australia, and we just got back to hanging out.
And I, it's like, there was nothing ever happened.
They never said, why don't you call me?
And I never like, we just didn't have a relationship, and now we're fine.
And I feel like you can live with a woman and you've still got to like reassess every day and like really got to talk things through.
And it's, it's a lot of complication, which is why I just don't think that like matters like this are best left to the female mind.
I don't think that, but like they're too emotional about everything.
And that's not a bad thing because if they're in their role, right?
So people always go, you're a misogynist, you're sexist.
Yes, but also, no, I'm just truthful, right?
It's like a joke, though.
I'm just saying, like, women do really well.
That's why they, you know, they care about the family dynamics.
If there was a man, your kids wouldn't even like, you just would do living your life.
And women remind you, like, you got to care about your mom and your family and you got to be involved and whatever.
And you got to, you know, they turn a house into a home and like they're lovely.
Whatever they are today, taking that sensitive, emotional, like fragile side of their lives and then like giving them the power to vote and become politicians.
Like, that's why it's like mute and you got what's going on.
It's like, you know, and this next, like, okay, listen, this is insane.
Why is it that women who typically hold these values realistically are very ugly and they make themselves look masculine or not look feminine, even when they are like girly, like their hair is greasy.
And they don't, they don't, they don't, it's not that they don't have the potential to be good looking.
They just don't, they have something wrong.
There's something rotten in the core and they don't take care of themselves well.
And people always bring up celebrities as the caveat, but celebrities don't really hold those values.
It's like a gun to your head thing.
Like in order to keep their role, they have to use their influence for these platforms because they were having sex with children in Diddy's house.
But the real people who hold these values, the females who hold these liberal values are either young girls who are fucking insane or older women who look like lesbians.
But I also, these are the people that wanted to lock us up, right?
I don't know if you saw this, but the majority of Democrats legitimately wanted us to go to jail for not being vaccinated.
Obviously, you know that.
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Obviously, we're talking about all this stuff, and I know people are crazy.
But one thing that's been even crazier is the fact is, is that I get nervous because like my son the other day grabbed something, and what does he do?
He puts it in his mouth every time, right?
I woke up today.
He had found a marker.
He got up earlier than us.
Like I got up at 6, like 15.
He got up like 6.06 or something maybe.
And he proceeded to draw all over his face and eat a marker.
So that's unfortunate.
Now, the point about that is I have to be very careful about what kind of toxins and poisons I allow into my house.
Everything's got to be basically edible.
It's got to be non-toxic.
We now have water filters.
I've seen my newborn, you know, getting like the water was giving him a little bit of a baby acne, like from the chlorine and whatnot.
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And also they are something that Mike, you know, he wears their lipstick.
Yeah, I think I've heard that phrase many times before and it's like been a joke, but I think they're using him as like almost like a like a um they're using him as like a Russiagate thing where it's like the Nazis said it, you know.
And I'm not saying he's a Nazi, but they're doing that.
You know, we currently are in a country where we get to choose, right?
And people have different priorities.
They have different values.
Some people hear what he has to say and they don't believe him.
And some people hear what he has to say and they believe him and they agree with him.
So today's probably your school day is probably going to look pretty normal.
Okay.
Your teachers are going to do a really great job of, you know, if you have questions throughout the day or if you have big feelings throughout the day.
Meaning, people always say that my son always seems really happy and calm and secure.
And it's like, well, because this is why divorce is so damaging.
This is why a lot of what you do can be very damaging to your kids, right?
Like I'll never want my kids to see me raise my voice and yell at my wife.
Like I will pull her aside and then I will give her privileges to leave the house within six months when she submits and signs the contract to give up her rights.
And that's because the society itself has been driven to sickness, Elijah.
So these people are just the natural byproduct of that as well.
But really, they are test cases.
They're a perfect example.
It's like a Petri dish.
You can peer into these people on various social media and that will demonstrate to you, oh my God, how prevalent and widespread is this.
There's something that's here that we have to confront.
We have to address this.
It can't continue going this way because they breed more and they breed more and they breed more and she's raising her children to be soft little snowflakes as well.
But just as Mike was saying, man, this isn't the domain of children.
Politics shouldn't be the domain of children.
Go and play your games, go ride your bicycles or whatever.
She's making them interested in politics when their little minds, they can't understand what the hell is going on in the first place.
I don't even think they're truly interested in it.
That's just because they're meant to be treated as grown-ups.
You can imagine the parents are speaking about the dinner table, and the parents are force-feeding this to their kids.
Okay, so I'm not going to make lie to I'm not going to make lie to suicide, period, on the show.
I'm not going to.
And I know people in comments have your own opinions on this stuff, but just for the sake of, you know, this show's known for being the most professional, you know, production.
We're very, very professional here.
Since we've been on the show, by the way, I've lost another thousand followers on Instagram over the Tim Wall Sun meme.
You've got to have them around for at least a year or two before you can figure out because they've got to go through at least 24 monthly cycles for you to be able to ascertain whether or not that sends them over the edge and whether or not you can live with that long term.
I don't necessarily agree with that, but I will say that Bo Den Nilsen said, today I'm going to buy a good whiskey to celebrate the Grand Slam win by Trump.
Regards from Sweden and regards to you as well.
Check this out.
Here's a screamer.
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I'm so glad you guys got your cheap ass groceries and your cheap ass fucking gas because you're fucking broke as shit.
And I mean, like, the amount of stories I know of like women being out of control and violent and stuff is insane because there's no accountability in our culture, right?
Some of these girls literally will be standing over their so-called boyfriend in the middle of the night and he'll wake up and be like, what are you doing?
And she's there with a knife.
And she'll say to him, I'm just reminding you that I can kill you every time you're asleep.
Don't do this to me.
Don't do that to me.
You better not cheat or whatever it may be.
And other times they literally can be standing there with like a can of hairspray and a lighter and be like, I could set you on fire any night that I like.
And some girls actually harbor this desire.
It's almost a restraint on them, but they wish to somehow impose it upon their guys just to control their dudes as well.
So that's a level of crazy that you don't want.
And if your girl ever exhibits anything like that, bro, run to the hills, call up her daddy.
Most likely he's not around.
Call up the mom, the sister, or whatever, and say, come and pick her up.
She's out of here.
You cannot expose yourself to these women because they're crazy, bro.
And it's no different than girls out there.
If the guy's beating on you and he apologizes the next morning, no, no, no, you've got to go.
These people aren't good enough.
You can't stay there with them.
Otherwise, it's going to be so traumatic.
And then in the worst examples and instances, those people stay together and they have children, man.
Then children are raised in this chaos.
And then we wonder, well, how come the children are all fucked up?
Well, and somebody even said there, you know, I mean, like the idea, someone said, have you ever dated a girl with a, you ever had a girl with a tongue piercing catch your nut hair and pull your nut hair out?
Yeah, and just to remind you, I'm going to keep saying this for the next couple months because we're really bad with like with like tracking.
I know that the numbers went down a little bit.
We're back up now, fine, and you know, and whatever.
But I know that like, I'm actually pretty happy with the audience numbers tonight being just on Rumble and not even pushing anyone over.
We are live Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m. Eastern Time and we should be pretty much by the minute.
So Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m. Eastern Time, we will be live and there will be additional content coming out as well.
We already pre-recorded some of it, but we're going to be working on what that content is.
But I have a whole new series.
I'm not going to say anything else starting next year and has some very big, very big guests, very big plans.
And so there's a lot going to be going on, but we changed it to Tuesdays, Thursdays at 8.
And, you know, Mike's got a little one, you know, and that doesn't include the little ones that he bought off of Epstein, you know, several decades ago before cleaning.
And for those of you that are parents know, some of you have four kids.
I know it's crazy, but doing only two shows live is going to be the thing because I think Gavin only does one live per week.
So we're doing two and then the rest of the shows we're going to be doing like a little bit different and pre-recorded and stuff.
But I appreciate it.
I can't ever stop.
Someone said, why'd you stop streaming on YouTube?
Because YouTube sucks.
I don't know what else to say.
It's just absolutely terrible.
It's just dumb.
It's like, we're going to figure out what to do with YouTube.
We probably still will occasionally stream on YouTube.
We might maybe next week do it and then tell people don't forget like to go over to Rumble.
But for the most part, YouTube has been absolutely brutal in their support for us.
That's just a reminder real quickly, guys.
Don't forget, if you haven't gotten one already, you got to make sure you pick up one of the wellness kits from the wellness company.
We were talking about this.
The Democrats have been so wrong about everything, right?
I mean, literally, they said ivermectin was going to kill you.
It was like, they talk about horse paste, hydroxychloroquine.
Well, what if I told you you can get ivermectin, the anti-parasitic people are using even to treat cancer now today?
I'm not joking.
This is not a gimmick.
People are saying that it's, you know, shrinking tumors.
You go look this up.
This is like well, well-documented stuff.
I'm not making these claims because it's illegal for me to do so, but I'm just telling you, in conjunction with like other therapies, it's apparently helping.
Plus, you can get, you get in this pack, get a moxicillin, a Z-PAC, you get azithromycin.
These are all the stuff that you need, antibiotics that can essentially help you to fight any infection.
Now, here's the deal.
Like, they don't like me saying this, but look, if you are young or whatever, and if you sleep around at all or whatever, it's good to have antibiotics on hand because a lot of times people will get infections or things can happen in your life and they're embarrassed to go and they spread it.
So that's also good to have on hand for friends who have that.
I'm not joking.
Like, because if you have a friend who's like got, you know, a disease or something, you're like, yo, here's some things.
You know, you're embarrassed to go to the hospital, but take the stuff.
I'm not promoting promiscuity.
I'm just saying it's true.
But on top of that, you know what we all spread to each other?
And he was, like, meant to be a purveyor of smart and different types of comedy and everything back then.
Eddie Murphy, delirious.
If anyone goes back and watches that live show from Eddie Murphy from like the 80s or somebody like Richard Pryor as well, man, these guys, the things they were saying were just super funny, super funny.
And now they're being told you can't speak like this.
Meanwhile, you're allowed to say bitches, hoes, and you know, running trains on girls in every top 10 hit.
Homophobia in the Republican Party is officially dead.
Scott Pressler destroyed it.
Normal gays.
You have a home here.
And I like Scott Pressler, but what's funny is Rob Smith was actually – I've never seen someone, which I'm a big fan, and you'll never catch us dead on the show ever speaking poorly of Rob Smith.
Because in fact, I love Rob Smith, and I'm a big fan.
However, besides being a huge, fanboy, I know that he was literally just like a couple weeks ago that he was like, I'm so glad I never wore that hat, the MAGA hat, and was like talking shit on MAGA and Trump supporters.
And now he's pro-MAGA.
And I don't think that there's got to be a word for that when you like just change your opinion publicly to make money.
But honestly, I'd rather have gays changing their opinion than changing their gender.
I'm a real Republican.
I'm a conservative where our gays are just blowing each other out, but they're doing it while they're straight.
Yeah, loads of calm.
You know, but it's like, I like my gays to blow their backs out without wearing women's clothing.
So I'm a real conservative in that regard, which is why I support all these people.
Big fan.
What do you think about that?
That's crazy.
A gay guy.
So apparently, this has now become about gay people.
Now, I'm going to speak some hard truths to my friends in the Democratic Party.
This is not Joe Biden's fault.
It's not Kamala Harris's fault.
It's not Barack Obama's fault.
It is the fault of the Democratic Party in not knowing how to communicate effectively to voters.
We are not the party of common sense, which is what the message that voters sent to us.
For a number of reasons, for a number of reasons, we don't know how to speak to voters.
When we address Latina, and language, listen, language has meaning.
When we address Latino voters as Latin X, for instance, because that's the politically correct thing to do, it makes them think that we don't even live on the same planet as they do.
When we are too afraid to say that, hey, college kids, if you're trashing a campus at Columbia University because you're unhappy about some sort of policy and you're taking over a university and you're trashing it and preventing other students from learning, that that is unacceptable.
But we're so worried about alienating one or another cohort in our coalition that we don't know what to say when normal people look at that and say, wait a second, I send my kids to college so they can learn, not so that they can burn buildings and trash lawns, right?
And so on and so forth.
When we put pronouns after names and say she, her, as opposed to saying, you know what, if I call you by the wrong pronoun, call me out.
I'm sorry.
I won't do it again.
But stop with the virtue signaling and just speak to people like they're normal.
There's nothing I'm going to say to Shermichael that I'm not going to say to you that I'm not going to say to somebody else.
I speak the same language to everybody.
But that's not what Democrats do.
We constantly try to parse out different ways of speaking to different cohorts because our focus groups are polling shows that so-and-so appeals to such and such.
That's not how normal people think.
It's not common sense.
And we need to start being the party of common sense again.
Joe Biden is not responsible for that.
Neither is Kamala Harris.
It is a problem that Democrats have had for years.
I've been banging the drum on this for, I don't know how, probably 10 years, if not longer on this.
We need to get back to being the party of common sense that people look at us and say, we understand you.
We appreciate what you say because you speak our language.
And until we do that, we should stop blaming other people for our own mistakes.
And then also, somebody was like, you know, how did the Democratic Party lose?
We're talking about how did they lose?
Let me see.
Let's go ahead and check in with a Kamala Harris rally.
I can't believe this didn't win the election.
she's a stallion what like why is america even allowing that at our political conferences Like, you know, it makes me think diversity is a big mistake.
Like, we have a lot of these dyke-looking lesbians.
Like, go to my screen here.
Like, we have a problem with this, but blacks have a real ghetto cultural problem.
mike you know it's true like they have a real like even the ones that pretend like they're not ghetto you put on some rap music they all start twerking I've worked with people like this that are not white and they all get into it and become like just like trap degenerates.
Well, actually, actually, and you know, even some of my more upstanding black friends, if you put on like Chief Keefe, they all start making gun finger hand motions and doing all the crazy stuff.
This political analyst was celebrating a little too early.
And that's my point is why are the political analysts, like when they say, you know, Kamala is going to win, I want to remind you, there was a real opportunity in the initial momentum for Kamala to actually take the lead in the polls.
That was real.
And I'll never back down on that initially because she was quiet.
She hadn't given her policies out.
And it was like, she was just silent.
Now, the only time she kind of let in the polls and had a better chance is when she just shut the fuck up.
And even when, like, because I've realized I've won some arguments with these people where you're like, like this, like, it's like Trump won.
And they're like, they don't say it's rigged.
They just don't know how to compute the fact that they were wrong.
And they're like, well, he's rigged.
Well, you're racist.
It's, you know what?
Then they change the subject.
That's because of white racist people.
And now you're like, now you're back being the bad guy when all you were doing was trying to get them to see your point.
And I feel like that's a very bad faith position.
So I don't do that anymore because it's very bad faith.
I've had problems with white guys, straight white guys in particular, before behind the scenes who have been very, very fucking twisted and backwards.
And I should fucking beat the shit out of them.
But I'm civil.
I'm a white guy.
And I don't, you know, I handle things maturely, right?
But publicly, they still weren't retarded enough to go after me because they were like, there's only been a couple and they're usually like morbidly fucking obese and disgusting.
So like there's been a couple white guys that've done that.
They're like just fucking fat slobs, you know?
And you can't respect a fat person.
Like, I'm not talking about, you know, gaining 20 pounds.
Because if you have a wife that doesn't help you, nobody loves you.
If you're that big, you are hated.
People don't like you.
And it's really sad because I'm not trying to get you to kill yourself, but like, you know, there's a reason people that have problems don't, you get mad when people try to correct them.
He's like, dude, I had 12 white claws and it didn't even do anything to me.
And I was like, yeah, it's called alcoholism.
But anyway, it's like, no, but it's like, I was like, yeah, that's called when the white claws stop working, then you know that the vodka will always be there.
That being said, I wanted to post me to some unhinged people.
Also, what's gone up?
Joani, Joey Manarino had posted this.
There has been an uptick in people saying that they want to kill Trump.
Look at this.
This is serious.
Check this out.
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What the world needs now is love.
It's the only thing that there's just to love.
What the world needs now is love sweet love.
But for everyone, Lord, we don't need another mountain.
They wouldn't be able to disavow their hatred of him because you can just pull up their social media and be like, you'd obviously see an avalanche of information from these people that are saying similar things.
But like, is that more dangerous or is literally making a, like, that's considered, you know, inappropriate.
That would be considered like racially insensitive or whatever to who?
To Jews or something, right?
Yeah.
But, but then, you know, saying, oh, like, there's a difference between saying, you know, putting that up or saying, oh, I want to kill all Jews, right?
The one's more severe.
So if you are saying you want to kill all the Jews, I would take that way more seriously, even if you were, you know, an upstanding citizen than if you posted a swastika because with an N-word, like, who cares?
It's just like, you're going to post one as a joke.
But if you're serious and you say, I want to kill all Jews, then you are the arbitrary.
And even worse, if you want to, that's even less obtainable than killing one man.
That seems more hyperbolic.
If you say, I'm going to kill this person, to me, you're way more dangerous.
And right here, we have like a thousand examples in just like one hour.
Yeah, well, no, so blacks aren't offended by the swastika, but Jews would probably be offended by the N-word on behalf of the black people and the swastika.
Okay, here's a real so we're going to do in a bit at the end of the show.
This is the first time we're going to be doing a last segment on censored and locals only because I haven't figured out the whole censored locals thing.
It's going to be on censored and locals only.
And again, we're not streaming on X at the moment anymore, but if they create a video page and actually make it legit where we can, like, the views aren't fake, like they're fake now.
It's like, you had 90,000 live viewers.
Like, no, you did not.
Okay.
You did not.
And it's no one watches on X live streams.
They don't, they don't do it.
So we're not doing it.
But yeah, but I, but I'll bring that to your attention, right?
So we're here Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8 p.m. Eastern Time, and we love you guys a lot.
So there's a total disconnect with the people who are posting these death threats, right?
They are death threats.
We hear all the time that Donald Trump and the MAGA people and these white supremacist people, they're now creating all of this chaos for us all prior to the election for mainstream media types of people on the left where now these talking heads are getting death threats and they say death threats are horrible and we've got to prevent all these death threats.
Meanwhile, they're actually now the ones doing it.
They're the ones sending out all these death threats and they don't think anything of it.
They don't think anything of it.
In fact, they're emboldened by doing it with each other.
But I know that, but I also want to get on a lighter foot here to explain something.
America really is great.
We actually are a nation of extreme excellence.
The issue that we have is that we're not allowed, we haven't been allowed.
I shouldn't say we're not allowed to.
We haven't been allowed to showcase it because after World War II, despite being excellent, eventually, combined with the gay liberal democracy that we became, we became an empire instead of a nation.
So our methods became less about preserving our people and our identity.
And then when we combine that with the woke ideology that was brought in, then it was like, not only can we not be proud of our excellent, but the excellence is bad.
That's what it was.
Like politeness is bad and achievement is a privilege.
And it became very backwards.
But there was an edit that came out that reminded me of how great really America is.
And when you see what we've achieved and who we are, I don't hate America.
That's why I will never have told people to not vote for Trump.
And I think that was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in this entire election other than people directly voting for Kamala.
I do.
I just, I'll never, I don't understand it.
I really wanted to talk.
I really wanted to talk to Nick on the Controlled Chaos podcast about it because I genuinely do not understand what he was thinking, right?
On like for like an hour and like publicly where there's no like to really understand what the thought process was.
But you know, Operation Islamic Freedom got in the way, you know.
So then that didn't end up happening.
It would have been a very beneficial conversation, I think, because I think I'm one of the few people who can talk to Nick in good faith publicly without having to condemn him, without having to bring, you know, caveats of just like, well, you know, I don't agree with everything he says.
I'm not retarded like that.
I'm retarded, but not like that.
But I like him.
And I just, some things though, with friends, I don't understand.
And I couldn't grasp the benefit.
And, you know, now they're saying that it was on purpose to distance themselves from Trump.
But I mean, I think that it just took one person and then now he's trying to say that he was like playing 5D chess and he like mobilized the Groipers against the Manhattan Institute.
Actually, well, like a lot of the best IT and tech people I know are actually white, actually, because I was going to say Chinese or something, but yeah.
But yeah, not on censor tonight.
So probably just wrap it up here.
So I'll have Brian explain it more.
But I think it's something to do with the election stream.
They had a special URL and stream key so everyone could go live that night and then they changed it.
And then I think they didn't provide a new one or something like that.
Someone said FlexScript from Censored will be contacting Elijah tomorrow.
So that's interesting.
But by the way, in a summary of that stuff, I don't know what actually happened.
So I might be misrepresenting the conversation.
I don't know why that happened, but I do find it to be weird and not helpful to like disagree with Nick and his people and then somehow like dedicating your life.
It's kind of lame.
And I've seen a lot of people do this.
It's just very lame.
Like it's like you want your reputation to be like your life is trying to what go after some guy you disagree with all the time.
Like me and Ben disagree.
And I may make a couple slight comments every once in a while.
I don't really like Shapiro, but it's like I don't have accounts dedicated to taking him down or something like that because I think that's obsessive and it's bizarre.
So we actually had a, this is actually, it just happened a while ago.
Kamala Harris called in a CNN.
I don't know if you saw this and basically just explained what happened during the loss.
Check this out.
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Vice President Kamala Harris has officially conceded, officially conceded the 2024 presidential election, calling President-elect Donald Trump to offer her congratulations.
I mean, this happened right before the show as we're starting.
But are we going to be great?
Because Trump made his first pick, right, for his cabinet.
He named Susie Wiles as the chief of staff, the first woman of the post.
According to the AP, President Donald Trump has named Susie Wiles the de facto manager of the victorious campaign.
She is widely credited within and outside Trump circles for running what was by far the most disciplined and executed campaign.
She resisted the formal title of campaign manager, avoiding becoming a target, given Trump's history of cycling through people in that role.
Wiles hires Trump's first major decision as president.
And of course, Wiles doesn't bring much federal government experience to the world, but has a close relationship with the president-elect.
On the campaign, Wiles was able to do what few others have been able to do: help control Trump's impulses, not by chiding him or lecturing, but by earning his respect and showing him that he was better off when he followed her advice rather than flouting it.
Eight years ago, Trump tossed the careful planning of his transition team and instead hired a motley assortment of campaign aides, family members, and Republican insiders who spent the better part of the first year in office engaged in infighting that dominated news coverage of the new administration.
It was what many experts consider a foundational mistake as Trump went through four chiefs of staff, including one who served as an acting capacity for a year during his first administration, part of a record-setting personal churn.
Many top aides were cast out by Trump in his first term.
Trump aides see hope that Wiles' selection marks a sign that the president-elect is aiming to build a more cohesive team, though one that is almost certainly less conventional than his Democratic or Republican predecessors.
Trump, who promised in 2016 to hire only the best people, has since repeatedly said that he believes the biggest mistake of his first term is hiring the wrong people.
Susie is tough, smart, innovative.
He said in the statement, it is well-deserved honor.
Successful chiefs of staff, blah, blah, blah.
Decline.
Why would you have a decline offer that rips you back up to the top?
The chief of staff is absolutely critical to an effective White House, said Chief Whipple, whose book, The Gatekeepers, details of the White House Chief of Staff Role Shapes and Defines of Presidency.
She has shown that she can manage Trump, that she works with him and can sometimes tell him hard truths.
And that's really important.
On the minus side, she really has no White House experience and hasn't really worked in Washington in 40 years, and that's a real disadvantage.
Wiles is a longtime Florida-based Republican strategist who ran Trump's campaigns in the state in 2016 and 2020, and Florida Governor Ron DeSantis' successful bid for office in 2018.
Before that, she ran Rick Scott's 2010 campaign for Florida governor and briefly served as a manager of former Utah Governor John Huntsman's 2012 presidential campaign.
Wiles has, what is that?
Vaginal Wards now.
Okay.
Wiles has worked in the office of former Jacksonville mayors John Delaney and John Payton.
Chris LaSavita, who, along with Wiles, served as de facto campaign manager, described Wiles as someone who is inclusive in conversation, who seeks input from others, and is steadfastly loyal.
Susie is just functionally built differently because she has the rare commodity to be able to work on so many different levels.
Wiles was the one who was tasked with having the toughest discussions with Trump.
And in every pivotal conversation, she worked well with his family and developed relationships with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Elon Musk that put her in a position as a key conduit for Trump building budding alliances with those men.
She can manage really any ego that comes her way, and she doesn't do it by any other way than just being very straightforward.
And on top of the details, the most important commodity in politics is honesty and loyalty, and Susie has both in copious amounts.
Wiles was seen by Trump aides as someone who could guide his moods and impulses without necessarily restraining him.
Trump often references Wiles in the campaign trail, publicly praising her leadership.
What he was often told was his best-run campaign.
She's incredible.
She's incredible.
At a rally in Pennsylvania, where Trump made one of his last appearances before the election, he launched into a profane and conspiracy-laden speech.
Wiles was spotted standing off stage and appearing to glare at him.
Later, at a rally in Pittsburgh, Trump seemed to acknowledge his advisors' efforts to keep him on message.
After complaining that men aren't allowed to call a woman beautiful any longer, he asked if he could strike the word from the record.
I'm allowed to do that, aren't I, Susan Wiles?
He mused.
Okay.
I just want to bring in some sort of a question here, particularly from Mike.
So, okay, look, I'm not going to pretend to know a lot about this.
Is this a good or a bad thing?
I mean, that's a question.
I mean, I need to do more research for the next shows on some of these people's background.
No, but yeah, no, Susie Wiles, I mean, I don't know a ton about her.
I know that she was the one who infamously said that she wanted to replace the white people in the party with Enriquez and Jamal's.
She was also a lobbyist for Omnicom Group, which is a WEF partner.
What else is she up to?
She voted for Evan McMullen, who was a CIA officer or CIA operations officer in 2016.
She also doesn't believe that the election was stolen.
And according to some people, I'm not going to quote who, but someone who I'm good friends with and has been around the DC circles for a long time.
She is a quote-unquote well-known Trump saboteur.
So I don't know.
I mean, you know, again, I'm not going to be like, I'm not going to, like, I would love to be optimistic.
And I was telling you yesterday that I saw some good things or some good rumors, but if this is confirmed, this is like, because actually, like, I saw earlier that John McIntye was rumored to be bringing on or to be getting brought onto the campaign.
Not sure if there's any truth to that, but I'm pretty sure Susie Wiles doesn't like John McIntyre because she was one of the main ones who was behind disavowing Project 2025.
So not a great look, especially because of- But it could be, it could, but because the fact that no, but also, also, it could also be one of those things where you had to give her a role.
So, like, you know, chief of staff is more like a management of the team and less about like policymaking a decision per se.
Also, what better way for him to be able to ascertain within the first couple of months if all the people in his inner sanctum are going to be people that aren't going to swindle him like they did in the previous administration?
So, yeah, but so, okay, well, we'll revisit this on Tuesday.
I think let's make sure that we know because Earl will be back and he'll be helping with research on this.
He actually put together a nice rundown for tonight.
Yeah, I know what that's.
But he should start doing some background work where we can cover segments as he's building his cabinet that we can point out the pros and the cons and stuff.
He's won the national popular vote for the first time since for a Republican for the first time since 2004.
This is a big deal.
This isn't backing into the office.
This is a mandate to do what you said you were going to do.
Get the economy working again for regular working class Americans.
Fix immigration.
Try to get crime under control.
Try to reduce the chaos in the world.
This is a mandate from the American people to do that.
I think I'm interpreting the results tonight as the revenge of just the regular old working class American, the anonymous American who has been crushed, insulted, condescended to.
They're not garbage.
They're not Nazis.
They're just regular people who get up and go to work every day and are trying to make a better life for their kids.
And they feel like they have been told to just shut up when they have complained about the things that are hurting them in their own lives.
I also feel like this election, as we sit here and pour over this tonight, is something of an indictment of the political information complex.
I mean, we've been sitting around here for the last couple of weeks, and the story that was portrayed was not true.
I mean, we were told Puerto Rico was going to change the election.
Liz Cheney, Nikki Haley voters, women lying to their husbands.
Before that, it was Tim Walz and the camo hats.
Night after night after night, we were told all these things and gimmicks were going to somehow push Harris over the line.
And we were just ignoring the fundamentals.
Inflation, people feeling like that they were barely able to tread water at best.
That was the fundamentals of the election.
And so I think that both parties should always look at the results of an election and figure out what went right and what went wrong.
But I think for all of us who cover elections and talk about elections and do this on a day-to-day basis, we have to figure out how to understand, talk to, and listen to the half of the country that rose up tonight and said, we've had enough.
It's good that that message went out to the audience.
I think he was actually speaking directly to his colleagues that were in close proximity to him there and for other people inside the Beltway and other people that work in mainstream media.
Whether or not that message resonates with them, although it's true, whether or not they'll accept it is totally different.
Obviously, we're seeing rhetoric from people like Rachel Maddow and Julie Reed and the girls on the view and all these other sort of shapers that they won't have a bar of it.
But yeah, it was nice for him to see it because it was a fascinating insight and it was a moment of clarity for himself, I think.
That was a cathartic experience for him.
So for him to actually put himself through that and say, look, we've got to reassess here, that's pretty good because it shows humility.
And that's what they need to be.
They need to be humbled quite a bit.
Just like all the pollsters need to be humbled, there's plenty of other people that need to be humbled through this.
And if they're unwilling to be humble about it and unwilling to be humbled, well, then they're not serving the American population.
