Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer - HUGE COVID Wave Predicted Pre-Election.. Lockdowns INCOMING? | Guest: Adam Johnson aka Lectern Guy

Sept. 6, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer

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HUGE COVID Wave Predicted Pre-Election.. Lockdowns INCOMING? | Guest: Adam Johnson aka Lectern Guy

Despite a supposed wave of COVID already passing, it seems to be too much of a coincidence that now they’re issuing new guidelines and vaccines — right before an election. Given that the GOP hasn’t done much to prevent against ballot harvesting and mail-in voting, are the Democrats gearing up for (another) steal this November?Show more Also, we’re continuing to follow the fall-out regarding the Tenet media and Russian backing — and now it seems like all the neocons are coming out of the woodwork to attack. Adam Johnson, aka “The Lectern Guy” joins us for tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive, promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ VAN MAN COMPANY: Vanman Co. is the go-to source for all-natural, non-toxic and chemical free products — from creams to deodorant, soap and mouthwash, Vanman Co. is one of the only companies to deliver on quality without cutting corners when it comes to your health and well-being. Go to https://www.vanman.shop/offensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE for 10% OFF! ➤ MORNING KICK: Just a reminder the legendary Chuck Norris is a whopping 84 years old and yet has MORE energy than most of us — he discovered he could create dramatic changes to his health simply focusing on 3 things that sabotage our body as we age. Watch his method by clicking the link in the description box here: https://www.ChuckDefense.com/Offensive. ___ ⇩ FOLLOW ADAM JOHNSON ⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/lecternleader ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hello, it's so good to see you all tonight.
		My name is Elijah Schaefer, and I am reporting live from South Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, South Florida, da Yes.
		Anyway, I have good time tonight.
		We hang and pretty girl with Booby and Trump.
		It's good time.
		Everyone like.
unidentified		Plus, we talk about vodka.
unidentified		We take weird job and maybe we kill Ukrainian.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Slava, Ukraine.
		Just kidding.
		Anyway, it's approximately something p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
		Sorry about the technical issues.
		Believe it or not, we just got the cash in today, but it's really hard to take not laundered money and convert it into currency that you can trade to people.
		It's a very difficult process.
		My name is Elijah Schaefer.
		It's approximately 8:07 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
		We have a great show for you tonight because COVID's back, baby, and so is Russia.
		It's like 2016 all over again, except I'm not good looking anymore.
		I'm a little bit fatter and I'm balding.
		So it's kind of gay and retarded, but it's still kind of the same.
		Let's go ahead and let's start the show.
		Hello.
unidentified		This is American Broadcast, and we have great news.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		America is hungry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Black people are valent.
unidentified		And there is bad stuff to go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So we pay an Asian woman, Asian woman, to counter signal Trump, though we vote for Trump.
		So it's very confusing.
		Anyway, the world's full of fucking shit, actually.
		As you know, I'm your host.
		It's a Friday night.
		I encourage you every time that we speak in a Russian accent tonight or mention Russia that you guys take a drink of whatever you have.
		Tonight, I am drinking water, which is fantastic.
		Thank you so much.
		I am joined in the studio by my guest tonight, all the way from somewhere else in the United States of America across the continent.
		I'd like to welcome to my studio the lectern guy who has a real name, by the way.
		Introduce yourself.
		Tell us why you're here, who you are.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Hey, I'm Adam Johnson.
		I was actually kidnapped and brought here.
		Not sure if they're letting me go, but they gave me some money.
		So that's nice.
		Thank you.
		Thank you.
		If Tim Wolves takes a drink every time we mention Russia, it's going to be a horse seaman.
		He'll be dead within an hour.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Some people take $100,000 per episode.
		I give $100,000 per episode.
		Thank you for coming on.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the lawyer fees are officially paid off.
unidentified		Thank you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'd like to welcome to the studio as well my producer, Mike.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Introduce yourself.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Priviets.
		I think that's how you say hello in Russian.
		My name is Mikhail.
		No, it's Mike.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Mikiette Mikhail.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Mikhail, it's Mike Mendoza, Mike Mendoza JPG on Twitter, and I am the producer of this show.
		And you know, it wasn't too long ago that I was just standing out in front of a Home Depot, and then Elijah picked me up and he was like, hey, could you build me a deck?
		And I was like, no, but I can produce a show, and now I'm here, so never stop following your dreams.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because the only thing I like more than hating minorities is using them to my advantage to complete tasks that I don't feel like doing on your dime.
		We also just have random people in the studio today.
		We have a random Russian person who came in as well.
		He came with the money.
		We still don't know who he is, but he's here and it's nice.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		He's kind of creeping me out.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He touched my balls, but he paid me first.
		So usually that's called prostitution, which I'm totally involved in.
		That's not a problem here.
		All right, we've got to talk about this.
		A lot of things have been going on today.
		I just want to say as we start the show today, thank you so much, by the way, for coming on the show.
		If we can cut to that, that's really nice.
		See, I'm just to make sure we capture that.
		Thank you so much.
		Thank you.
		And by the way, to Mike, to Mike, thank you so much.
		Wait, where's got to change that shot, bro?
unidentified		And oh, here you go, sir.
		Thank you.
		Thank you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait, where's the shot?
unidentified		There you go.
		There you go.
		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		And go, I think for me, I'll just go ahead.
		Can we just say, can we tuck some cat?
		Can we just tuck some cash?
		I think we can, right?
		This is like pretty good.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I'm an expert at talking.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's Alex Stein's show.
unidentified		They do that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But that was really cool.
		It's conservative media for you.
		Anyway, I'm Elijah Schaefer.
		Let's talk about this.
		So we got to get into the show.
		Let's talk about some real topics here.
		Go to my screen, Brian, if you can.
		Brian's in the studio today.
		This just came out, and I feel like a lot of people have been coming out recently, but this time the White House did.
		Disclose TV said that the United States is to resume mandatory reporting of COVID hospitalization from November 1st, just in time for the election.
		They have decided that there is going to be mandatory deciding factors that hospitals have to start accounting for new COVID cases.
		And I don't know if you know about this.
		November 1st is close to a certain date, which is my brother's birthday.
		So in case you wanted to know, it's near his birthday, which is really interesting.
		But isn't that interesting that they said that there's a new wave coming of COVID that might require people to order DoorDash, do things remotely, voting, maybe?
		I don't know.
		Voting remotely, it's coming in time.
		What are your thoughts on that?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think every election is very safe and secure.
		We should trust everything that happens and definitely don't go protest because you will end up in prison.
		So that's my best thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I just think people end up in prison for protesting against elections.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, show me some evidence of that.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You know, I will look into it.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I'll get back to you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		So we're talking about this.
		This is a very serious, obviously a very serious show, very serious topic, a very serious host.
		But I kind of want to, I did want to bring this up to you today because I find this to be very important is that as we talk about this, honestly, COVID is coming into play.
		They say that a new variant is coming out on November 1st, which means maybe we'd have to shut down DC, maybe put up police fencing, maybe not allow people to go to inauguration.
		Does it shock you that once again, COVID is back, Black Lives Matter is back, and Russia is back?
		Which, by the way, who's talking about Russia?
		What is Russia doing?
		I think Russia's fucking awesome, Mike.
		Completely like, right?
		Like, Russia's a great country.
		I don't know what anyone's talking about, but on the flip side, it's like, I'm not surprised this is happening.
		And I don't know if you are, but I feel like you might not be surprised considering the fact you've had a very easy life and you love the government.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, this is an idiom, right?
		If it's broke, don't fix it.
		If the playbook is working, keep running the plays, right?
		This is what they did the exact same thing.
		We've seen this play by play.
		To say COVID is coming back, I was under the assumption everyone who didn't get vaccinated is already dead.
		So why would we have any new COVID cases, first and foremost, right?
		Is this new strain even worse?
		Well, maybe stop making it so bad.
		Maybe like less this time.
		As far as the voting goes, we've had a, I think it's RFK has just came off of two ballots.
		I think it was in North Carolina and Arizona.
		So they'd have to reprint ballots in both of those states because he filed to be removed.
		That's going to throw a wrench in the mail-in ballots.
		I think that Trump didn't do a great job in 2020 running a campaign.
		I will say that completely and thoroughly.
		He should have pushed a mail-in ballots, had played the same game.
		He didn't.
		I think it's a different game this time.
		I think he's awake, he's aware, and we're going to see a new strategy, and we're seeing it every single day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Brian, can we go to the fourth split?
		I don't have a split for that.
		I don't know how to do it.
		There you go.
		I like this one.
		This is a nice one because we can all just be pretty on the screen here today.
		But, you know, when I look at this, I mean, this is absolutely insane.
		I want to bring something up.
		I think this is insane, which is that new COVID guidelines just dropped, by the way.
		Check this out.
		CBS News did this.
		Check this out.
		Go to my screen here.
		New COVID vaccine for 2024 isolation guidelines, free tests, and more questions answered.
		Before we talk about that, if you can go to me for a second, Brian, I got to talk to you guys about something very, very important.
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		That's Mike.
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		Nice to meet you.
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		Now, it's an awesome brand because why?
		Well, it's free of fluoride.
		My wife's been getting on me about getting rid of fluoride.
		I don't know if you know about this, but fluoride is bad.
		Do you know about that?
		You don't want fluoride in your stuff?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Usually, mix it with my chlorine and take two shots a day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, you don't want that stuff.
		That's toxic shit.
		Toxic chemicals, I'm in a heavy metal detox right now.
		I'm working on a liver cleanse.
		I'm completely rejecting big pharma and focusing on more holistic and natural sources for their products.
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		I don't know if you know about this, but I'm white.
		I'm sensitive.
		I'm circumcised, so not as sensitive as I could be, but I still could be a little bit more.
		But honestly, I don't like moisturizers.
		Moisturizers to me are kind of gay, but I like tallow.
		I like this stuff.
		I kind of like natural products.
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adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I prefer my lotion in a basket with a rope.
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elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, this stuff is legit.
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		And if you guys have any issue with dry skin, you don't want to use other companies, these weird leftist companies, Johnson and Johnson, they made the vaccines.
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		She's pregnant.
		It's really important, by the way.
		She can use this stuff while pregnant.
		My kids can use it.
		We put it on my son.
		He's one and a half years old.
		Like, you can use tallow.
		I'm just saying you use tallow, honey.
		Like, this stuff is serious.
		You have kids.
		You know what it is.
		Like, you want to make sure you have products for children that they can use.
		Like, you don't want to poison around the house.
unidentified		Exactly.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Belts, closets.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This stuff is amazing.
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unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Check this out.
		Let's get into the article here.
		Can you read this, by the way, on the screen?
		Can you read this up there?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I can, yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so let's go.
		Oh, wait.
		Can I?
		I'll fix it next time, bitch.
		All right.
		All right.
		Go ahead and let's read this.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm reading this.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I didn't realize this was a requirement.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Here we go.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		To hink, to think COVID is a thing of the past.
		Think again.
		After a summer surge of the virus and a cold season approaches, attention is back on the illness, prompting questions about what to do if you test positive and how to protect yourself.
		Here's what to know for fall 2024.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can we also take that watermark off real fast for Mike?
		Just on just for now.
		Yeah, you're fine.
		Use promo code offensive, but here you go.
		Okay, go down here.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		All right, the new COVID vaccine.
		Last month, the Food and Drug Administration approved updated COVID-19 vaccines for Pfizer and Moderna for the 2024 fall season.
		Moderna and Pfizer shots were revised this year to target the KP2 variants of SARS-CoV-2.
		The virus that causes COVID-19, as part of a non-annual process undertaken by the FDA and health authorities around the world to update the vaccines to protect against newer strains of the virus.
		Both Moderna and Pfizer say they expect the first shots from their vaccines to become available in the coming days around the country.
		Another update, another updated vaccine from Novavax, too many Vs, too hard to read, is expected to get the FDA's authorization.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's why swinging is not recommended.
		Too many Vs and anything can cause too much effort.
		They say that, right?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like the word cinnamon.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Like, why?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Cinnamon, unless that's a stripper.
		You shouldn't be around them.
		But like, that's the thing, man.
		Okay, let's bring this off for a second.
		I'm not going to lie here.
		Okay.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It was a good ad.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I did good, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you did good.
		It's better than I do.
		I'm retarded.
		By the way, we're going to look at this.
		People are really mad because I made a slight on mixed race people.
		And I told people I'm from the race, gay and retarded.
		So it's like a mixed race.
		It's really hard to be a part of it, but I appreciate it.
		But we see this.
		What I look at here as a dad, as a husband, as a man, and as a gay fucking faggot retard, here's what happens.
		When you talk about this, I see two people at play.
		People who want to make money on new products, you're hearing Novavax.
		I feel like I'm reading an ad read.
		It's like when you're in watching like, you know, everybody loves Raymond.
		And he's like, wow, I'm feeling thirsty.
		Oh, I got to have this Welchist cranberry juice.
		Only $3.99 at Rouse and Albertson's, depending on your region.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is the Truman show.
		This is the Truman show.
		They're having a fight.
		The Jim Carrey and the wife, and she picks up choco milk or something.
		You know, I get thirsty.
		I have chocolate milk.
		It feels like that.
		We are in the middle of a lot of deep shit.
		Like, the world is not a great place right now.
		And I feel like, well, why are we still doing COVID?
		Why is this still a thing?
		Everyone's been through this.
		Everyone's already had it.
		That's going to get it.
		We have herd immunity.
		That is how it's always worked.
		That is how it's working now.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, but I'm saying, like, when you talk about this, you know, Mike, you can just jump into the conversation here.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I'd rather not.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, but no, but I'm saying the NovoVax, you talk about the products.
		They just place the products on display.
		It's like we're in a Walgreens and it's like, oh, it's the end cap is full of Doritos.
		When I read news about science now, I officially have accepted that science is fake.
		And let me get intellectual here for a second.
		I have family members who, by the way, will tell me, oh, these are not peer-reviewed studies that are showing what you support.
		Like, I know I come across pretty stupid.
		And that's mostly because I am.
		But on the flip side, I mean, I do have a little, you know, I have some formal education in genetic engineering and stuff.
		And I did used to work in product development, immunology, and stuff.
		So I do have a background.
		And it's funny.
		You can hear me on medical podcasts talking with people.
		And suddenly you're like, hey, this guy's not retarded.
		He's just gay.
		So it's like, it's a pretty good, it's a pretty good balance, right?
		It's pretty interesting.
		But when you flip, when you look on the flip side of this, you know, I tell people, you know, peer reviews, the idea of accepted science is a very shaky acceptance category because when you talk about what is accepted, I would say peer review is generally a good idea.
		You're trying to make sure that papers are not being accepted that have faulty parameters, right?
		Make sure the variables that you are manipulating are not dishonest, that you are accounting for errors.
		There's statistical error analysis.
		You're looking for general deviations that are accepted standards.
		You have a standard sample of individuals that are involved, different people.
		I mean, look, this stuff isn't bad.
		I don't want to get on the boomerang of like peer reviewing and trying to make sure science is a standard is bad.
		No, it's very good.
		Science isn't all stupid.
		All injections aren't bad.
		All vaccines are not horrible.
		Not all inoculations are bad.
		Giving 45 inoculations to a child under 18 months for sexually transmitted diseases, bad.
		If you told me, hey, I'm going to Haiti, I'm planning on fucking some hookers, I'd say maybe get the Hep B, you know, vaccine.
		But if you're like 18 months old and your mom's not a Haitian hooker, which is a rare chance, maybe that's a high chance, maybe, in South Florida.
		But, you know, I would say, you know, probably not.
		So I'm saying science is not all lies, but it's become so corrupted that people have abused these parameters that, you know, it's not even wrong on the media to try to gatekeep and find out who you want on that's credible or non-credible on your channel.
		But if you're intentionally keeping credible people out or you're intentionally pushing scientific research out that doesn't accept your parameters, and I just want to caveat this, you know, I've written grants for the NIH, right, under Dr. Anthony Fauci.
		So I'll let you know, I've gotten, I've been granted money under Fauci, and I had to agree to tenants.
		This is for molecular, this is for vector technology in limb regeneration.
		You're trying to talk about creating like bacterial vectors, right?
		This is viral vectors infecting bacteria.
		And I had to write, you know, standards or like, or like abstracts that talked about macrocosmic evolution.
		And I don't believe that's even a relative or even accepted theory because you couldn't get a grant unless you accepted. evolution.
		So to just get the money, you had to accept a parameter lie.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, this is the IRB, right?
		So they have the IRB that reviews everything and says there's set parameters and they will publish based if you fit these parameters.
		And they say things like, you can't, if your findings are based on things that might not be accepted by the community at large, we're not going to publish.
		You're not going to say you're peer-reviewed.
		But I think this is the issue we see in most things.
		On the face of the IRB, on the face of the NIH, on the face of most things that are run by administration, it's never bad in theory, right?
		It's good to have checks and balances.
		Our government is set up that way.
		It's supposed to be set up that way.
		The issue is the administrative estate that takes over throughout the next 100 years, the next 50 years.
		God, it's got to get even quicker.
		Nepotism in the administrative street has ruined what used to be good things, good stopgaps that we had in place.
		So I'm not, if you ask me, do I want to tear down systems?
		Do I want to take away peer-reviewed journals?
		Do I want to take away vaccines?
		Do I want to take away things that I think have probably brought us into a very, very good place where we don't have malaria running rampant?
		We don't have, you know, third world diseases, measles, mumps, rebellia that are infecting kids in entire schools, right?
		Because people are doing things that are good stopgaps.
		I want to keep those things in place, but I want to make sure we have checks and balances on the checks and balances.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, it's like you have a belt and a closet for the kid, right?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So the thing, kids are coming out of the closet.
		How'd you get out?
		I thought it locked you in there.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's crazy.
unidentified		What are you using the belt for?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		How'd you get my belt?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Excuse.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I use my belt to lock you in.
unidentified		No, but I mean, Mike, strangle yourself.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know about this, right?
		Because you've also, you've had HIV.
		Yes.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		And I'm a molecular biologist on top of that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So you have HIV, though.
		You know what AIDS is like.
		You understand what it's like to be infected with STDs.
		You have tongue cancer from.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You have enough money to pay for the cure, which is exactly thank you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you have enough money.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Where is that?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Where's the money?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, Vladimir.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We have a lot of people all around the studio now.
		By the way, this is like good prop money to have.
		Everyone should have prop money around prop money.
		By the way, wouldn't it be great if Lauren Chen just came on and was like, prop money?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's just fake.
		It's like, it's like Dave Rubel's prop kids, right?
		So it's like he was like, it's like, she's like, it's like, I love how the scandal in all this is that Lauren Chen paid a gay guy who rented children, not the human trafficking case of the gay guy who human trafficked children.
unidentified		How much did he pay for those kids, though?
unidentified		That's what I want to know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How many rubles?
		Like $27 million?
		It's like, what's like $12 now?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		$13.95, actually.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		US dollars collapsed.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Walmart has crazy meals, crazy deals nowadays.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Walmart has crazy meals too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They have a McDonald's in the store.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		They have a whole rotistry chicken, but they're always bought up by a certain kind of clientele that always goes in.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Every time I'm type of guy.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I plan on using this fake money to go to a gas station later after I take a few speedballs.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, look at me.
		Look at me.
		I'm going to use this and I'm going to start a ride around the country because someone's going to kneel on my neck.
		That's crazy.
		Imagine me.
		I'm just a normal guy going to use prop money to go into.
unidentified		Changing my lost name.
unidentified		Yeah, I'm a normal guy changing my last name.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, it's called, they said they thought I was just trying to make it void, but I was actually Floyd.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Going on to the movement here.
		I want to look at a couple things here.
		Okay, so we're going on that.
		That's kind of crazy.
		It's retarded.
		It's ridiculous.
		But speaking of ridiculousness, let's switch topics here to something that I thought was actually funny.
		So we were talking about this.
		Now, Missouri, when I think of Missouri, I like to think of the original Missouri, like the KKK, you know, the cool Missouri.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		We used to be a proper country.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We used to be a proper country.
		I think of the Democrats.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, I'm from LA.
		So people say, oh, so are you liberal?
		I'm like, I'm the kind of liberal that wishes Missouri was still run by David Duke, you know?
		That's how Democrat I am.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm really that Democrat.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Isn't it crazy that we went from that type of Missouri to Valentina Gomez running for Secretary of State?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's a pretty big jump.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Don't be faking gay.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I'm voting for Biden, you know, who definitely gave a eulogy for a grandmaster.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, right, exactly.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		But again, the Republicans bad.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		People say they were riding with Biden, but no one talks about being riden by Biden, his son, by the way, which I was when I was 11.
		It wasn't gay because it was statutory rape.
		So everyone says, oh, you're gay.
		But my gay experiences were when I was a child.
		So that's called rape.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, you avoided the shower time, so, you know, count yourself lucky.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was in California, so now our PE teachers were very involved.
		But I wanted to say this.
		This show is horrible.
unidentified		This show's terrible.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I apologize to all you guys tonight.
		It's a Friday night, so we like to have fun.
		But check this.
		That's what my PE teacher told me we were doing too, and it left me just with trauma.
		There was no excitement.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I did pass that class, though.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And thanks to the Hep B vaccine that I got when I was six months old, I'm still in good shape.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Go to the full screen here, Brian, if you can.
		This is very boring thing.
		It's got words.
		Go to this.
		Do you have full screen?
		I don't know if you have full screen with the overlay.
		I'll give you a second here.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Those books they banned in Florida were about me and my teacher.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was like, you know, there's four-year-olds getting blown.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, hey, you found my diary.
unidentified		They already found Joe By diseases.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I'm just like Ann Frank.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Can we cut to that?
		Can we?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		It's real.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, you're cool.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Brian, you're cool.
unidentified		We're good.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Brian's never in studio, so he's good.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		He's a can we get to Brian Cam real quick?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Brian Cam, please?
unidentified		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's cool, Brian.
		I can cut it.
		Here, you want me to do it?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He's waving his arms and saying no really loudly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, Mike, you can go ahead and hit this up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is very important here.
unidentified		This just happened to heat.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, CDC, has confirmed the human case of avian influenza A, H5, H5 bird flu.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Detected mitoscore.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, right, yeah.
		Detected by the Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services, the first human case detected in Missouri.
		The risk of sustained transmission or infection among the general public remains low, but they'll never tell you that.
		The case was identified through DHS's ongoing influenza surveillance program.
		The Missouri State Public Health Laboratory was sent a specimen from a patient who was hospitalized on August 22nd.
		The adult patient has underlying medical conditions and tested positive for influenza A.
		The patient has reported no exposure to animals.
		The patient has recovered and was discharged home.
		To ensure patient privacy is maintained, no additional patient information will be provided.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that animal exposed itself to me.
unidentified		There's a little more.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There's a little more, actually.
unidentified		Oh, you got to read that again.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		The whole thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're trying to inform people.
unidentified		This flu.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I know you're Mexican.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, you give up 40% outweighing everything you do, including a construction, but go ahead and see what Chimpenzi was wearing.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I demand Adam's pay, too, for the second half of this year.
		Yeah.
		Well, let me just skip forward to the last sentence.
		Okay, never mind.
		Never mind, actually.
		Brian, can we go to Brian Cam, please?
		No?
		Okay, never mind.
		Sorry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Read that.
		We're all going to read it.
		Read it.
unidentified		Okay.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's interesting.
		I'll read that first sentence for the last paragraph.
		Nationally, this is the first case of H5 that has been detected as part of the flu surveillance system rather than the targeted H5 outbreaks specific surveillance that has been conducted as part of ongoing animal outbreaks, which has identified all the other cases.
		So there's a lot of stuff going on here.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		We just stop having sex with animals.
unidentified		Can we just speak for yourself?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are we stopping interracial marriage?
		I'm just kidding.
		That was a really mean joke.
unidentified		Is it a bud or a monkey?
unidentified		I didn't understand it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, the thing is, is okay.
		So let's talk about having sex with animals.
		Let's keep it light here for a second.
unidentified		So, on one hand, it's right up my alley.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		On one hand, you know, Hindus are very big on that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, they like to have sex with animals, right?
unidentified		They know something each other.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But, okay, no, I'm just kidding.
		This is all evil.
		You know, stopping it.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I like this Russian guy.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I like this Russian guy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Me too.
		I like him too.
		You know, he gave me a couple $100.
		I'm going to continue it.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		What's the exchange rate on rubles and dollars nowadays?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Your soul?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Your freedom?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, your YouTube channel.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I know that 93.66 is equivalent to a bucko five right now.
unidentified		You go to date some type of animal or something like a chimpanzee or a cow.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You can go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're not talking about sub-Saharan dating websites.
		Let's go out of here.
		I mean this genuinely.
		I talk about this.
		We're going to go with some funny stuff.
		I did want to keep this obviously show very serious.
		We have serious topics tonight.
		Someone in the chat was like, I don't think I like panel shows.
		And, you know, that guy also told me that he doesn't like it when he masturbates or when he eats good steak, medium rare, you know, which some of us don't like, things that feel good.
		And if you'd like, if you're that kind of guy, Newsmax is David Harris Jr. on with Alex Dershowitz.
		And you can go ahead and watch that right now.
		It's a really good show.
		You can get informed and it's incredible.
		And they're all good people.
		But I mean, I'm just saying.
		And then if you wait an hour, you get Rudy Giuliani with have his face cut off by a lower third.
		It's amazing.
		And you take all this Israeli money, but you spend all of it on hookers.
		You forgot to do anything but fuck your 19-year-old producers.
		That's interesting anyway, but he's 20.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		And that's just this office.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Who is this guy?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wasn't I supposed to?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm saying the 19-year-old.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Mike.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Sorry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm talking about Newsmax, where they forget to train their female producers.
		You know what I mean?
		You know, like these networks where they're like, wait, like you're watching the program.
		You're like, they're cut off.
		And you're like, wait a second.
		So I wasn't just supposed to fuck Stacey?
		No, you're supposed to train her.
		Well, train her how to cut the show.
		I thought you said that she was deep deep in Europe studies.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You're being completely unfair.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		They are putting them through one type of training, but it's a different type of training.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's called a train.
		It's called a train ring.
		It's a ring of trafficking where you put her under a train and you pretend like you're not, it's not illegal because you're paying her under your network's dollars.
		No, but I'm saying these networks are interesting to me because I don't understand what they do with their $100 million budgets.
		You know what I mean?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They buy books they don't read.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Where's our guy on the screen here?
		I mean, Brian, don't text.
		We got to be on here.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		There's 100 books on there.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		How many do you think he's read?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, we're looking at Newsmax.
		I'm like completely out of the loop over here.
		I'm not looking at it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		I'll tell you this.
		I'll tell you this.
		I'm a really, like, I'm not a non-joking kind of guy.
		You know what I mean?
		I'm like a serious, you know, like seriously trying to smash that pussy in Newsmax kind of comes kids.
		These people, these people are so funny to me because it's like you do go to these networks and you meet the, you know, when I went to Dailywire, I was on, so this is actually a good story.
		Now, I'll say it now because Candace Owens is that we can get to some funny stories here for a second.
		Okay.
unidentified		Zubi.
		Is that Zubi on Newsmax?
		I was thinking who it was and then I was like, oh, maybe it's Zubi.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Did you know?
		Well, we're on an episode called COVID's Bad.
		So that's a good, that's a good, it's a good, a good idea.
unidentified		He's doing deadlifts during COVID.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but I was on Candice Owens' show and Jeremy Boring.
		It's unironic that the CEO of Dailywire is last name is Boring.
		I know you're involved in these people, so like I'm not.
		His last name is Boring.
		But it is interesting because I went there.
		He told me not to come.
		But I mean, hey, when a guy tells me not to come, it depends on what time in our conversation is happening.
		No, I'm saying, but I came at the right time, right?
		You can go back to the four split there.
		But the best part about this was I go, I go through security, right?
		It's a full metal detector.
		It's like this.
		It's in an office park, kind of ghetto.
		That's typically how it is.
		We like to, you know, get cheaper prices for our jobs around blacks, but when it comes to our living situation, it's very different.
		And it's just like, I mean, me and the Jews have a lot in common.
		You know, we like to make money.
		We don't like black people.
		I'm just kidding.
		These are all jokes.
		So we go in and then they're like, oh, hey, we have to touch you.
		I'm like, I haven't had this many Jews touch me since I was four.
		And I go in, I go in, and I'm like, shit.
		And I get patted down and I'm like, man, I feel like I'm in elementary school in L.A.
		And so we go in and then they put you through wardrobe, right?
		And whatnot.
		And I, again, I haven't ever been dressed up this oddly since I was on Wayfair for $25,000 back in 1990s.
		And I was never in a closet.
		I was sold as a closet in 1999 for $25,000 to a man named JF.
		I don't know who that is.
		So you go.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Very soft hands.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, they were rough by that time.
		I mean, get through enough girls and whatnot.
		I mean, you know, you know how he goes.
		They called him the boy at the time.
		But you go in and, you know, and then there's like that one.
		What's her name?
		The Jew girl?
		What's her name?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Abby Shapiro.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		Glenn Maxwell?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Glenn Maxwell's in there.
		No, no.
		No, you go in.
		I've been around them a lot.
		I've been on with these are all fair.
unidentified		I'm joking.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Guys, by the way, if you're new to the show and you're a friend of this guy, who is, by the way, like the most, you know, straight-edged guy, 99% of what I say is just a complete tongue-in-cheek.
		It's a joke.
		It's not true.
		The money is definitely not real to the FBI.
		We're not giving out cash.
		This is not stuff that's happening.
		So please, please, please do not, do not get mad at us.
		Yeah, exactly.
		No, but I was going to say, so I go in, I go on her show, like we're having a good time.
		And Jeremy Boring sees me in the living room, I guess.
		And I have to meet with the rabbi first when I go in.
		Yeah, well, I have to go in.
		I have to go in through the talk to the rabbi to go in.
		They have a rabbi in Daily Wire.
		You don't want this?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I've never been a Daily Wire.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, they have a rabbi.
unidentified		He's got to pray for you before you go in.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you have to meet the rabbi when you go in.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Does he bless you?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it was very curse.
unidentified		He's got to pray for you before you go.
unidentified		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's go here, Brian.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Did you work with my kids ahead of time or was this like a natural?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, he was really cool.
		Actually, he actually, if he was alive a while ago, he could have stopped the Holocaust.
		He was that kind of cool guy, you know?
unidentified		Awesome.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's like that black guy where you're like, I'm racist.
		And then you go to dinner with some black guy and you go, you know what?
		I think Beyonce made some good songs.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I met a lot of those people in prison.
		I'm like, you know what?
		These guys aren't so bad.
		They just kind of like their space.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, you went to prison.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I did.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, I want to hear about this.
unidentified		Okay, so you guys, I got to bring this up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I know, dude.
		The thing is, let me go to this here.
		I bet if I just type in lectern guy, it's actually kind of, oh, you actually show up.
		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's becoming an issue.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so let me bring this up.
		So everyone knows this.
		Okay, so go to my, yeah, there you go.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		So Goodle Via Getty.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's that's, but it says image search.
		It's on the URLs available, so I can get away with this, I think.
		So we have you here.
		So this is you here.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Allegedly.
unidentified		I call you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Allegedly.
		This is an alleged information.
		So what you are here, we know this.
		Your wife's here.
		She said you have a big wood.
		So that might be you.
		Hey, yo.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's definitely not me then.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, we know, you know, when it comes to comparing yourself to the people in Congress, it's definitely, there's nobody that has a bigger wood and or is a bigger dick than the people who serve there.
		So you're not going to beat them.
		But, you know, we have this here.
		This is you, allegedly.
		Allegedly.
		And, you know, you're like, it's interesting because you're also a Republican activist.
		What's your real name?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, my name's Adam Johnson.
		I'm definitely not a Republican activist.
		I don't like anyone that thinks they own it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no.
		What's that one?
		No, I know.
		I'm joking.
		People say you look like gay Jesus.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Gay Jesus is one that I get.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I wasn't trying to get you into that mix.
		I wasn't accusing you of anything.
		I'm saying you look like gay Jesus.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I do get that.
		I get very pretty Jesus.
		Scott Pressler.
		They should probably, Scott Pressler, yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to try to pull a picture here.
		People say that this was you.
		So originally people were saying Scott Pressler actually got pulled into this.
		So we're going to bring this up.
		Bring this up.
		So people were saying that that was you, you know?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He's a pretty man.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		What happened to Marilyn Manson?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Just completely went off the deep end.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He's in Pennsylvania registering the Amish.
unidentified		That's interesting.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He's actually a great guy.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I've chatted with him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like him so much.
		That's a really kind of not, you shouldn't say that about a gay person.
		I like that guy a lot.
		You know, I kiss him for votes.
		For votes.
		I kiss him for votes.
		No, but no, but I like him a lot.
		I've made a lot of content with him.
		That also sounds bad.
		This was before OnlyFans.
unidentified		I didn't see any of that content, actually.
unidentified		Where can we find that content?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, go.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		The secret behind his conditioner.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, no, but I like him a lot.
		I'm saying, so, you know, people confuse you.
		I want to talk about that.
		Go to my full screen here.
		That's really good.
		But I want to talk to you guys about something really, really important here that we got to talk about.
		So many of you know, can you go grab some of those kits real fast, Mike, from there?
		So I don't have medical insurance.
		It actually kicks in about two weeks.
		I moved here.
		I got sick.
		Sickness happens.
		Sometimes you don't know what to do.
		Now, sometimes you get sick.
		You want ivermectin, an anti-parasitic that has antiviral properties, and they'll kick you out of meetings.
		They'll literally call you crazy.
		They'll drop you from being able to do to access your own health care.
		Plus, if you don't have health care, you're paying in America like 10, 20 grand to go to the doctor.
		Plus, if you have health care, then you might be in a position where you're spending $500,000, $5,000 at the emergency room for basic shit.
		On top of that, it's kind of stupid because why would you trust Dr. Fauci, the medical industrial complex, or any allopathic medicine or any doctor?
		Trust Dr. McCalla.
		You know, the doctors who stood up and were award-winning international cardiologists who said, enough is enough.
		Enough is enough.
		We have these medical kits now.
		And I'm partnering.
		These are my business partners, by the way, even on the networks I'm working on.
		And I love them so much.
		I've been working with them so deeply.
		And that's kind of weird after coming out of Scott Presser gay stuff.
		Whoever's watching is Julie, I'm sorry for this ad read.
		But these medical kits come with ivermectin, fluconazole.
		They come with Z-PAX, amoxicillin, everything that you need.
unidentified		Oh, my dad never played catch with me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Take this too for a second so that you feel loved for the first time in your life.
		Check these out.
		So we have the emergency kits, medical kits.
		You can get like first aid kits like this, which is everything.
		But by the way, I was talking to my friend and he was like, dude, you can literally check this out.
		This kit right there's nothing in it though.
		Sorry, I've already used it all.
unidentified		I'm a druggie.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		There's a little presentation.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's my dick pic in there.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		There's a little present in that red one, though, Elijah.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You might want to check it out.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You definitely need more fiber.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are you serious?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there's a little present in there.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Don't say it came from me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, by the way, if you buy these medical kits today, it'll cure your ED, grow your dick, make your brain taller.
		It'll cure your marriage problems.
		And maybe your wife will actually want to have sex with you, not just because you closed your cabinets for once and cleaned the floors.
		You know what I'm saying?
		But no, I'm joking.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		This is a weird script.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is something that they send out.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I'm reading a teleprompter.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		This is actually odd.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is there.
		No, but this is, by the way, they come with all the medications you need, which is fantastic.
		And you don't have to go to the hospital.
		You don't have to like bet, you know, the peskiness of like getting an appointment.
		We don't have same-day appointments.
		The medical system sucks, even if you have insurance.
		So get 10% off at TWC.health slash offensive.
		That's TWC.h-e-A-L-T-H slash O-F-F-E-N-I-V-E for 10% off.
		Use my promo code offensive.
		Just get it.
		Just get one of these because I think you're stupid if you don't get one.
		Because honestly, like, as you guys know, and I'm just saying this, I just want to say this personally.
		Having antibiotics on hand in a kit that's not from Mexico from a trusted provider that's registered in this country is crazy because you can get money from people that are not registered in this country.
		It's still money, but it can get you in trouble.
		So get the medication from registered places.
		Have it in your house because things might go bad at TWC.health slash offensive.
		All right.
		I want to change the subject here.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I usually get my stuff from a guy under the bridge.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Nice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, I wasn't talking about blowjobs.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm talking about medication.
unidentified		So we came up with tomato blogato.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		So let me, let me let me talk about this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is another thing.
		So what the heck is this?
		Okay, I didn't include this.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That was Nikki Haley.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You just summoned the demon.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, so Nikki Haley weighed in on the Lauren Chen set.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let's talk about Russia.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Let's take a break from the beginning of the day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go back to our fourth screen here real fast.
		Real fast.
		Before we talk about Russia, I'd like to play something for you guys here that I think will bring some context to our story.
		Okay, so I don't want to be biased.
		I want to make sure that we're here.
		Let's go ahead and let's go full screen here.
		Let's go full screen.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll have to play this before we begin.
		Put us on the screen here as well.
		just here.
unidentified		I just think such a good guy, you know?
		I fucking get hold of you for all guys.
		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I just get.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That went on way longer than it should have.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's also what I'm saying.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was a way longer.
		This entire show is that's.
		I should start in.
		I should start advertising the show.
		Watch Slightly Offensive.
		A show's been going on way longer than it should have.
		We're on like seven years, you know?
		We're on like seven.
		This show's been going on for like seven years.
		Isn't that crazy?
		And, you know, we've been fucked on every corner.
		You know what I mean?
		We're like a literal like 17-year-old Mexican immigrant, you know?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		This studio is on a roundabout.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You need to explain that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm like, it's crazy, too.
		We have the red light districts over there.
		It's like our studio has districts.
		I want to talk about this, though.
		So speaking of the devil, we've been talking about this for three days.
		And I like to make light of it because a lot of these are our friends.
		You know, I love Lauren Chen.
		I want to say this.
		She's married, so that's a weird thing.
		I shouldn't say that.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Platonically.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Platonically, I love Lauren Chen.
		No, I've known her before she was married.
		I like her as a friend.
		You know, my original show, You Are Here, which is rest in peace, ruined by feminism.
		Yeah, pour on it.
		I can pour it out.
		You pour it on the carpet.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's fine.
unidentified		There we go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, where's that?
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we do it again.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I can't hear anything all of a sudden.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, go ahead.
		Ruined by feminism and overt progressivism.
		She was supposed to be my original host.
		We were supposed to start a show together three years ago.
		I know.
		And she was on my show regularly.
		We were very good friends.
		So I want to say this.
		I'm not one of these backstabbers where someone gets into shit and you're like, I didn't know them.
		I'm a victim of a crime.
		I'm a victim of a crime.
		You know what?
		I have to work with Mike every day.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Contracept lucky.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's a victim of a crime.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't work into that.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He keeps skipping his contraceptives, trying to get pregnant.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah.
		I have Hispanics in my studio.
		It's enough they're in my country.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The fact that I have to breathe the same air as them.
		Geez.
		But but but on the flip side, this does hit close to home.
		And it's only because, as you would know, and this is going to be a shocker for you, by the way, particularly.
		For the people at home, I'm going to look down.
		Shocker for you down there.
		You should look up.
		Look up.
		You look up.
		Yeah, there you go.
		Shocker for you.
		You stupid fucking bitch.
		I'm going to kill you.
		I'm going to handcuff you.
		I forgot.
		You're right.
		Told me you like this.
		Okay.
		I got to be careful.
		I know.
		You're like waiting for me to spit in your mouth down there.
unidentified		All right.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Shit, stop.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Stop.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Jeez, like porno, but there's not enough Jews.
unidentified		So we don't know what we're doing up direction.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but you know, in the midst of all, in the midst of all this, it does make me really upset because I personally think that people on the right are counter signaling Lauren Chen because they think that she was anti-Israel.
unidentified		I like this guy.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Why can't we just come back to Russia?
		Why can't we just hate people for being awful people?
		Like, why is it always like the Jews, the Chinese?
		Like, what if they're just assholes?
		What if we just separate the two?
		That's kind of where I'm at.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But if you're a butt guy, you might like assholes.
		You know what I'm saying?
		I'm just saying.
		I'm just saying.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's a valid point.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That is actually.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm just saying, you're like, oh, she's an asshole.
		Oh, so she's my favorite part of the body.
		No, okay.
		But what I was going to say is, I don't know if you know this, but sometimes people get prostituted.
		Sometimes people get sued.
		We were talking about this early on the show.
		Sometimes women lie about men or exaggerate.
		Like, for instance, it's crazy, but sometimes women lie and exaggerate.
		And even crazier, I was found this out right now in my ear.
unidentified		Hold up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have Brian in my ear telling me this.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Brian, Cam?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Can we go?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		For the first time right now on a set.
		Just please brace yourself.
		Apparently, women and the federal government intelligence agency sometimes publicly lie.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Hold on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They publicly lie to create narratives about people so that you think they're bad people when it's bullshit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And they're gaslighting the public to do exactly what they're doing behind the scenes so that you think they're bad and they don't file any evidence that they're bad people, but then they change the wait.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, the media's?
		Hey, Brian, you're fired.
		You think the media is working with women and feminists and the three-letter agencies to badmouth people and ruin the reputations and destroy them because they disagree with them?
		Get the fuck out of me.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Brian, you're telling me this for the first time.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You're telling me this for the first time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've never, I've never heard this.
		Isn't that crazy?
		I'm finding this out right now.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what I saw today?
		This is fantastic.
		I don't think it's working anymore.
		So we have liberal influencers who are paid to say things.
		David Hogg came out today.
		We're talking the day.
unidentified		Oh, he came out.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I mean, he came out a long time ago.
unidentified		Let's use Hogg.
unidentified		That's what I know.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Let's crank a hog.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I did.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I met him on the graves of children.
		So he comes out today to start talking about how men do not have a voice in the left.
		We're being left behind.
		You want to see a failed policy?
		Like, the left is failing in their agenda.
		And I love this because that man will use that term very, very loosely, just like his asshole.
unidentified		Oh, David Hogg, David Hogg tied me.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Okay, for him to come out and talk about masculinity and men don't have a voice in the left right now, that is a sign their messaging is not working within young men that are coming up.
		These Gen Zers that are coming up, and that gives me hope.
		That's a white pill moment for the day.
		Dave Hogg is talking about masculinity.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Jamie Kimmy.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Holy shit.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Can we pull up a picture of David Hogg real quick?
unidentified		Yeah, hold up.
unidentified		Can we see his hog real quick?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hold on, bring this up.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		David's Hogg.
unidentified		Brian, could we crank a hog?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Can we see that auto-populated in your Google search?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I have questions.
unidentified		I'll find it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Give me a second.
unidentified		Don't open it yet.
		Don't see this guy's hog.
		It's on YouTube.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, don't open it.
		I'm going to find the picture real fast.
		Hold up.
		This is true.
		Hold up.
		David Hogg.
		No, I want to find you because most of the internet is just people telling people that I'm like a serial killer or rapist or I'm a terrorist.
		That's like the most of the internet.
		I met David Hogg when he was 18.
		I'll put it up on a concert.
unidentified		Yeah, that's pretty good.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So Grind Your Chat worked out well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He was 18 years, one hour and 24 minutes.
		If I met him, fuck 60 minutes before I would have been a pedophile.
		You know, maybe I'd be Dr. Disrespect streaming, but God forbid.
		Okay, no, but I met him in LA.
		I snuck into a, do you know about this?
		So I've been retarded for a long time.
		So there was a, I was in LA.
		I obviously born and raised in Los Angeles.
		There's atrazine in the water.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Snuck into the boys club.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Continue.
unidentified		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		So Dave and I ran a bath.
		I mean, a DNC.
		Was there a difference in a bathhouse and DNC gathering?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		More or less AIDS.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, okay.
		Well, yeah, the bathhouse is less of it.
		So we're in a backyard in like West LA.
		And someone's like, hey, whatever.
		So, you know, I have my bleached hair, my piercings.
		I tell people I'm with NBC.
		Well, that wasn't public till tonight.
		But we go in there.
		So I go down and I'm like, this is LA.
		Go down the hill.
		Go to West LA, whatever.
		Okay.
		From East LA.
		So you go down and we're down there.
		And we go in.
		I get my film crew in.
		And I tell people I'm NBC.
		This is before people knew about trolls and stuff.
		I'm like, yo, I got to talk to David Hogg.
		So we get him cornered with his security.
		We're talking to him.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He's 18.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		By the way, this is about like, this is about like six months after Parkland.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So me and security corner this young kid.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's just a victim of a school shooting.
unidentified		This was a Twitch after part to see his hog immediately.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is a Twitch after party.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So this is okay.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		It's a day party.
unidentified		Oh, he's streaming on Twitch?
unidentified		What the hell?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was like, no, this is a Twitch after party.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		P. Diddy was there filming.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It was fine.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		P. Diddy was there.
		We were all having a good time.
		It was really fantastic.
unidentified		P. Diddy is signing people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He was touching his.
unidentified		He was punching women in the hallway or something like that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He was peeing my Diddy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He loves it.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's actually P. Kelly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, P. Kelly.
		He peeed in my mouth.
		I'll tell you that, though.
		That was because we were thirsty in the desert.
		Don't judge me.
		It wasn't gay.
		You ever want to drink your own urine?
		But anyway, no, this is a real story, though.
		So we're there, and we go in and we're talking to David Hogg.
		And who's, by the way, his school's like 30 minutes south of here.
		They just tore it down.
		But we're down there, and I was like, I interviewed him like normally.
		I had a proper film crew with over-the-shoulder cameras.
		And then, like, 20 minutes into the interview, I was like, so, um, were you even actually at the school during the shooting?
unidentified		Because people want to know if you were even there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And it was like, security's like, what's this question?
		I was like, were you even there?
		And he's like, looking at a security, you know.
		And, and he was there.
		And then we got kicked out and followed.
		Like, who are you?
		What's going on?
		So basically, I used to have good, I used to make good content is what that's the moral of the story was.
		I used to make interesting content.
		And now I do this show.
unidentified		So that was the almost asked an interesting question.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		You missed out, huh?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but it was like, it was like making it.
		It was crazy that I used to make interesting content.
		No, I still will one day.
unidentified		Guys, your hog?
unidentified		Just a hog.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, guys, you're a dick.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, but I it's changed.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That was a very Alex Jones voice.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		No, dude.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I know.
unidentified		We gotta know what's going on with this dick.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Don't go stick a Hawkin.
unidentified		We gotta know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We gotta know.
		He wasn't even there.
		He wasn't even there.
unidentified		He's just down here.
		He's like, Dr. White.
		Watch out.
		You're gonna get sued.
		Yeah, exactly.
		I'm getting nervous on this topic.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		People say that you're a little bit gay.
		Can you show me if that's true or not?
		You're like, no.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I've got to be sure you like it there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Nah, he likes that shit.
		But I love him.
		I'm going to actually go on Alex Jones in two weeks or something.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I like him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're good friends.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Tell him I said what's up.
unidentified		I do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like him a lot.
		He's a really nice guy.
		I think he's really nice.
		I think he's funny.
		I like all those people.
		I like them all.
		They're really funny.
		His pictures make me laugh.
		I think he's a great guy.
		I think he's entertaining.
		I think all the people he has are on par.
		But, you know, who knows?
		He's an interesting guy.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		But this is back to Lauren Chen.
		But again, we know these people.
		This is Daily Wire.
		We know these people.
		And I think when you go into these studios, I've been to quite a few.
		The people that work with them, like I guess the underlings, I guess you people.
unidentified		Right.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You people.
		Right.
		Right.
		They're actually some of the best people I've ever met.
		They're actually some of the best people to meet.
		But a lot of these people you speak with, they're real people, right?
		It is a show.
		There is money to be made.
		There is paychecks at the end of it, but they're not bad people.
		Most of these people actually give a passion for what they're talking about and actually believe what they're talking about.
		And for the life of me, the right does such a good job tearing the right down.
		And my thought's always been: we've been losing for 30 or 40 years now.
		Why do we want to take generals off the field?
		You may not agree 100% with what the person's saying.
		Like you and I probably have things that we don't agree on.
		And I could say that most people that I talk to, but why would I want to take you off the field?
		There are so many battles to be fought that need to be hard won.
		Why do we want to take actors off the stage?
		Why?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you think about?
		I don't want to get you in trouble here.
		So I'll say this.
		What do you think about this?
		Think about this.
		This is my Haitian.
		I've been in South Florida long enough.
		Think about this.
		By the way, I just bought a car today.
		It's crazy.
		No, I just bought a car today.
		And the crazy thing, no, the crazy thing about the car, no, I'm telling you this right now.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		He's like holding the mic like this.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I was like, what do you think?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it's crazy.
		It's really crazy.
		Cause like, you know, I just bought a car today.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Honestly, Dallas, please.
		No, I really dying to hear this story.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		What are the Russian manufacturers of cars?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the last one was so riveting.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's so crazy.
		Hold up.
		Sorry, one second.
		So I just bought a car today.
unidentified		How did you buy that car?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		Very interested in T. How did I buy it?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		With signing a form.
		Okay.
		What do you think?
		I bought it.
		Swiping a card.
unidentified		Makes sense.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		A lot of money.
		No, no, no.
		But what I was going to say is like, think about this.
		That's.
		But that's.
		That's my opinion.
		It's like, you know, I have a lot of people.
		Like, I just made a joke earlier, and maybe those people might even attack me.
		They might even attack me in the next, like, anybody make a joke about people.
		They attack me publicly.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I've lost 400 followers just sitting next to you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's the least that's happened on this show.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		17.
		17.
		Oh, super real.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's higher than your credit score, Jeff.
		All right, listen.
		That's why you're getting cash.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You have credit score.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fuck.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I cut my nipple with Russian money.
		That's crazy.
		I think I just did.
		I'm bleeding from Russian cash.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		We are going to Ponderosa later.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I swear to God.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is that the strip club?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No, that's Old Country Buffet.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		All right.
		Well, both are sloppy seconds, right?
unidentified		So roast beef is both on menu and menu.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Ross beef is lukewarm.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Ross beef is meaty.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		Sanny Yul wants, some gravy you'll not want.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Both stinky.
		Wet and stinky.
		All right.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why did Russian son say yo?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's the most obvious show.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's Nietzsche.
unidentified		Nit, Nietzsche, Nietzsche, Nietzsche.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Nietzsche.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, Koloshnikov.
unidentified		Kolosh beef.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Kolashnikovodka.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Are you?
		I'm also hungry.
		Sorry, that came out of a place of seri.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are you really hungry?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I am a little hungry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, I don't have any snacks here, but I know there's some people around the hall that do have snacks.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They can be purchased.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Peckish.
unidentified		And there's some guys.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I know some guys.
unidentified		What I was going to say.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Listen, I will go take whatever I want.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's kind of my thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, it's Russian.
unidentified		Get back to that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What were we even talking about?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		How would this go?
unidentified		Where did we come from?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Where do we come from?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		The last thing here is your bleached asshole.
		You printing a picture and putting it on the drawback.
		There was a depressant.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The woman knows.
		What are we saying?
		Where did this come from?
unidentified		Is she not paying attention?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It was Lauren Chen.
		We were talking about our friends.
		We're in studios.
		We're all real people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let me go up on the, that was, I got so confused.
unidentified		So he was talking about Don't Take Joseph off the show.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, that's what I was going to say.
		I get upset.
		So someone I like to talk about tonight.
		Holy shit.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Vladimir Putin.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Vladimir Putin, a person on the field I'd like to keep.
unidentified		The top general that we don't want to take off the field.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What I'd like to keep on the field is, this is why I get upset about Fuentes, and I also get upset about shows like this that people try to take off the field.
		Because we don't care.
		Like at this show, I've always openly, even when I worked at Blaze TV, Con Inc., literally established.
		That's why people are like, oh, using Con Inc.
		It's like, bro, I'm from that.
		I still work in that.
		Like, I work.
		I'm not going to say I work in big name.
		Like, we have millions of readers, millions of, some shows I work on.
		Not this show, but some shows.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Not this show.
unidentified		Not this show.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Definitely not this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, not this show.
unidentified		You're trying to flex on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, some shows we do still get millions of views a week because they still play by the game.
		They play by the rules.
		We're doing good, right?
		We're still getting like, you know, 4, 8, 10, 12 million views a month, like on certain shows, right?
		Which is good, right?
		Yeah, yeah.
		Believe it or not, but they're not this show.
		I know, definitely not.
		Yeah, definitely not that.
unidentified		Yeah, sure.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I cannot reiterate how to do it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you don't believe that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you understand?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Back to Russia.
unidentified		Yeah, I don't know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, do you understand what we're building?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't want to say it on the show because I don't want to get us in trouble.
unidentified		But here's the deal.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		The safe space.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but here's the deal.
unidentified		So we work in that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But like this, look, I understand the idea of doing some things that are a little bit safe, building some things that you're censoring a little bit.
		I run some shows and some networks.
		I run a news agency.
		I run video departments at big publication.
		We're around there.
		And it generates a ton of wealth, a ton of money.
		I'm at least able to own a 1993 Twitter Trissell, which is very nice, by the way.
		Thank you very much.
		I like to tell people I did get a new car today.
		I'd like to trigger the confetti, but, um, on the, on the, shut the fuck.
		I want you to die.
		I wish you would die.
		You know what I mean?
		Like, hey, have you ever thought about buying a rope and killing yourself?
unidentified		I have, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, you did?
unidentified		I bought one today.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I was going to say, I'm trying to give the background to people who are new to the show saying, I'm not just coming out and being like, oh, everyone should just say nigger and whatever, you know, out in the world.
		I'm saying, hey, listen, you shouldn't just say whatever you want in the world.
		You can make money.
		You can have conservative speech.
		But I don't like when people talk about Fuentes, like he's some black sheep that is terrible or Joel Davis or who's the Irish that we're talking about.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Keith Woods.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Keith Woods, right?
		Or these people.
		It's like, look, the left takes their worst, like not their worst.
		They take their most ideologically fanatical people.
		And what do they do to them?
		They give them money and platforms and TV shows.
		They give Jen Sackey, who was the craziest press secretary in history, they give her a show with millions of dollars of salary on MSNBC, a CIA-controlled network.
		They give David Hogg speaking fees for $500,000 plus or whatever to speak at major things.
		And what do we say to Fuentes?
		Well, he's actually a Nazi.
		Would you like to buy my bar mitzvah box, you know, from, you know, my, you know, whatever.
		And it's like, okay, maybe you don't like Fuentes.
		Maybe you think he's a fag.
		Maybe you think he's, you know, sucks.
		Maybe you think he's anti-Semitic.
		Maybe you think he's whatever.
		Okay, okay, okay.
		I'm not going to try to convince you.
		Think whatever you want about him.
		I don't really care.
		But he is one of the best right-wing agitators, commentators, people out there trying to push the limit.
		Do you really want to set your own bar lower as a party?
		Because if you censor your own people, guess who sets the bar for extremism in your party?
		You.
unidentified		Exactly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So now you're extreme because you've censored your own people.
		So what happens is AOC is extreme.
		She's insane.
		And but because they let David Hogg and all these random people have platforms, AOC seems moderate.
		Our side does the opposite.
		They go, let's censor Keith Woods.
		Let's censor Fuentes.
		Even Elijah Schaefer, he has Fuentes on his show.
		Let's censor him.
		And then let's make sure we put, who do we have?
		What's that one guy?
		Oh, yeah, Newsmax.
		You do not know what I want.
unidentified		Alan Doschowitz.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, that guy loves children.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What's the other guy?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Virgin Giuliani?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, that guy's on screen.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's Giuliani right there.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He shaved his head.
unidentified		That was a good idea.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Who's that one?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is that Russian or Ukrainian?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I have no idea.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's the guy who yelled at me at Mario Lago.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's like, you do not respond.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Sebastian Gorka.
unidentified		Sebastian Gorka.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Disgusting.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Disgusting.
		No, and that's our representatives.
		And we get like, boom.
		I'm just, this is a long-winded way of saying, I'm being honest.
		This is my personal opinion.
		It's like, we fuck ourselves over by censoring our real fighters where it's like, just because you disagree with Nick, why censor him?
		That's stupid.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		This is a, I run my Twitter page the same way.
		You can come say whatever.
		I don't block people.
		I do not block people.
		Say whatever you want.
		Have your discourse.
		Have your Discord.
		Right.
		I don't care.
		It is your opportunity.
		It is your right to say whatever the hell you want to say.
		If people listen to it, that's also their right.
		But shutting people down for speech is never something that the conservative right should ever be doing.
		You can disagree with it.
		You can even argue against it.
		Have a show against, I don't care, but let the person speak.
		Let the person have a platform that he's able to build, capable to build, let people put money into that.
		If it's going to be successful, it's going to be successful.
		But the right coming after the right has always made us second course to the left.
		They are always ahead of us because of that.
		Always.
		So again, I am, God, what am I?
		A milk toast fence sitter on some things I am.
		I absolutely love it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you say that about you or no?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
		Look, my thing is very simple.
		I have a charity.
		I'm trying to feed kids.
		You're not going to find me out here doing like, you know, dropping end bombs.
		And I'm not going to do that.
		It's not, that's not my.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, so I wasn't dropping an end bomb.
		I was saying what people say.
		Yes.
		That's different.
		I wasn't just dropping like, you know, slurs.
		I'm saying people say that and then think they're edgy, right?
		Like, oh, I just say the Edward Hardar.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		We're the same place here, right?
		So we have conservative influencers come out.
		So we have the Hawk Tua girl.
		We have, who's the white girl that works with Lily Gladys?
		I don't know her name.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The nigga girl?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's she works for us.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Willie Gladys.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, fantastic.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Color side.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So yeah, she works here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'll say the bad words for you.
unidentified		Yes.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So again, I don't want to shut these people down, but at the same time, I say, is this the best that we can do?
		I want to see equal opportunities for everyone.
		If we can grow a movement that produces more conservatives, we can grow a movement that produces more free speech, grow a movement that produces us actually doing the things we say we care about, right?
		Like the right loves talking about abortion is bad.
		What are we doing with the kids that are born?
		Where is the move to take care of the kids once they are born?
		I always hear the first step of the argument.
		I don't want to kill babies.
		Well, I don't want to kill babies either.
		What are we doing to remote funding to make sure those kids have homes?
		What are we doing to raise those kids?
unidentified		Nothing.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I want to have the second conversation.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I think we're so stuck in the first conversation of what we can and can't say, can and can't do, that we miss the work that needs to be done.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Well, the first thing that they're doing is they're putting an iPad in front of them and they're playing Skibbity Toilet.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		And then we wonder why everything is going to shit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are you judging my morning routine?
unidentified		Exactly.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's what's crazy.
		You know, I remember when Skibbity used to be a nice fat Turkish boy who used to eat large falafel and, you know, whatever that was.
		Baklava.
		Yeah.
		To those of you guys watching here, I want to remind you guys a couple things.
		Something kind of crazy that I don't know if you know about this.
		I'm going to find this here.
		It's kind of insane as I talk about what's going on here.
		Let me explain something to you guys.
		So have you ever wondered what happened to the wait, let me go down here.
		Hold up.
		Let me look at something real fast.
		We're going to be going to Rumble Only.
		So we need to go on a break for about two to four minutes.
		Maybe what?
		Four or five minutes?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		We're going to transition.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, we're going to transition.
		We're going to get some more money.
		I mean, some more transitioning.
		So we take about a couple minute break in between.
		Reminding you guys this.
		So this show is demonetized everywhere.
		Now, I know it's crazy.
		Like, how could this show not be making money on big tech?
unidentified		Right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, that's crazy.
		Like, how do we not make money on big tech?
		But you might be wondering.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Our Russian backer just left us.
unidentified		He just left.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Hold on, let me make some calls.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He rode out of here on a Siberian Bengal tiger.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It was the craziest thing.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But honestly.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They're endangered.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I will tell you this.
		I mean, obviously you would know.
		I mean, for an independent podcast, this is a great studio, right?
		I mean, we're having a great time.
		It's a great operation.
		We're not in my bedroom.
		We're in a brothel in Turkmenistan, it's called, right?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Turkmenistani brothel.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Very polite.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Your wife was really kind, too.
		My wife was pissed when she found out we were here.
		Your wife was nice.
		She was like, oh, these girls are nice.
		I'm like, they're nice to all of us, a little too nice.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		She just asked, are they clean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What the Jews asked, too, after the seventh days, they put a little blood over their doorstep and just said, hey, is everyone clean?
		By the way, everyone knows my wife's Jewish, so we're all good.
		But on the flip side, here's the deal.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Is that like saying you have a black friend?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You can sing all the songs in the rest of the world.
unidentified		I also don't think they put blood over on the seventh day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I stopped caring a long time ago.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like the moment I got written up in Australian media all the time, dude, they did a special on me on ABC News when I arrived about like hate entering our borders.
unidentified		Oh my God.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And it was about me and it was about me calling my Aboriginals.
		Look, Aboriginals, I love you.
		Just stop drinking all the alcohol that you're, you know, please.
unidentified		Drink you all the Pedro.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Puff off, Rama, Rama.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You know, comedy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what's this?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I don't know about this.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		No.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, before we go to break.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, don't be Rama Rama.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So people did not believe me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was like, I was like, hey, I was like, hey, you know, it's so bad.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I was the one who showed you this, and I wasn't even in Australia.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Somehow I knew about it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
		It's so bad in Australia.
		Don't go to my screen.
		I need to get out of this.
		It's so bad in Australia what's going on in there that the government actually put together a video that was reminding Aboriginals not to huff petrol because they were all huffing petrol.
		And so they put together a video.
		This is real.
		It's from the government.
		I think it's actually from the Northern Territory government.
		Maybe it's Queensland.
		But have you seen this?
unidentified		I'm from Russia.
		I've done the week.
		But it's cool.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, this is real, but I want you to watch this full screen.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go to full screen.
unidentified		Yeah, you put it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is crazy.
		This is not a joke.
		This is a PSA, like, don't do drugs.
		Dare to resist, right?
unidentified		Oh, God.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is about this.
		Listen to this.
		Just Alan.
unidentified		This is real.
		Wait, there's a music video, by the way.
		No, it's not it.
		I'm like, wait, wait, wait.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Stump it out.
		Jump out.
		Let me go to YouTube itself.
		Hold on.
		I need to actually go to YouTube.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I want to point out that his entire suggest feed is all anime.
		That's not questionable ages.
		No, I'm not kidding.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like a bunch of people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't do anime.
unidentified		Hold up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's Yahoo.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, what are we?
unidentified		I'm just.
unidentified		What did you see?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, that's Rama Rama because it's Brian Cameron.
		Rama Rama.
		Wait, go to this because Rama Rama is clearly like some sort of anime thing.
		See?
		I'm going to clarify.
		I do not do anime.
		I just hang out with Alex Dershowitz and go to episode Kinland.
		You know what I mean?
		I'm on Dr. Disrespect tomorrow at 9.
		Listen to this.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		How to make your own body pillow?
unidentified		Watch this.
		This is a piece of sister.
		It's not a joke.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's Rama Rama sniffing petrol for Abbott.
unidentified		I'm into this because I'm from that fucking down under.
		My friend, could we spend together?
		Look at us, we can sniff forever.
		Show me sister.
		Show me brother.
		Sing it with me.
		Come on, come on.
		Yeah!
		Oh it goes in the tank.
		Yeah.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Wait, here's a breakdown part.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Turn up, turn up, turn up, turn up.
unidentified		Don't be Rama, don't be Rama, don't be Rama, don't be Rama.
		This is worse than the 9-11 song called The Celebrities Afterward.
		This is worse than 9-11.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, just say that.
unidentified		That back looks perfect though.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That backflip was sick.
unidentified		No one's here.
unidentified		No one says that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Blacks are athletic.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
unidentified		Nobody.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Black people are athletic.
unidentified		Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We have a lot on our show.
unidentified		We have a couple of Jews next week, so that's why I'm making my jokes so I can't.
		We'll give you a hug.
		He's trying to break this.
		Let's go.
		He's trying to break this.
		Oh, Raygun.
		Raygun.
		This is like better than Raygun.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You will get Ray Gun.
unidentified		Like the movement is straight up good.
unidentified		By the way, I spent $200.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		$100 on these props for the show.
unidentified		So make sure you guys send some super chats in because we'll still do a pop where these props.
		And I did not know that there was Osama bin Laden's where it's involved over this video.
		I've never bought that before.
		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I'm going to pause that.
		Let's go back to.
		So did you know that there's PSAs in Australia to get Aboriginals to stop sniffing petrol in a can?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I think my brain hurts more watching that than actually huffing gas out of a can.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Don't knock it until I could go huff gas out of a can and probably.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let me get advertises out of your shot.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It'd like, yeah, holy shit.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		We're past petrol.
		We're on to Galaxy Gas.
		We're on to Whip It.
unidentified		That's even better.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Dude, okay.
		All right.
		We're going to go to about a four-minute break here for you guys.
		So stick around.
		We have a lot of people watching today.
		Great numbers.
		You know, I think actually, by the way, we're one of only four shows on Rumble that doesn't have a deal with Rumble that consistently makes in the top 10 live streams every on the on primetime hours.
		Yeah, literally.
		We also on verify, all our views are verified.
		So even though people say they have 100,000 views, they really only have like 20,000.
		You know, this, like, Rumble views are, yeah, are fake.
		We're like, and like we've been offered some deals, but we work with censored because we appreciate it.
		Yeah, so we work with censored.
		I repeat, we work with censored.
		We work with censored.
		We work with censored 10 censored.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Everything totally legitimately.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's like we work with censored.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Go bomb censored.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		We work with censored.
		But by the way, because you guys support directly at censored.tv, promo code offensive, when you join, you get 20% off.
		It's a few bucks a month, but it also buys hats like this.
		And there's no better.
		There's nothing better in this world than saying you pay for it.
		Wait, you go there?
		Yeah.
		There.
		And you pay for Mike's job and Brian being here today.
		So that's pretty cool.
		But on top of that for this, people are paying for this.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You're getting paid?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm getting paid to do this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that crazy?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Isn't that weird?
		It's kind of annoying, I think.
		People like do real jobs.
		People that watch this show, Phil Bruce.
unidentified		People do- God, this hits hard.
unidentified		Yeah, I got it, yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's gonna ring to the bar.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thank you to our song!
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I'll just say this.
		When you sign up there, it does actually benefit independent media because we can do edgy shows like this that are like about things.
		We're not just here to talk about whatever.
		We like to make entertainment, right?
		Some shows you can get, if you want to get more edgy content, there's a lot of good shows out there that'll give you that.
		But we like to be entertaining.
		So we like to give you good entertainment quality.
		I'm from LA.
		We like that kind of thing.
		Plus, you can also get pictures of my balls tonight on censor.
		They're free tonight.
		$2.99.
		Onlyfeet.com slash censor.tv.
		Check it out.
		But check it out.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, I'm going to mute our mics.
		We're going to go to our Jiggy Music.
		We'll see you in about two to four minutes.
		We'll be back to talk about some insanity.
		Remember, the last half of the show is just weird shit.
		So stick around for the strange stuff.
		Pour a drink and won't.
unidentified		Who's the first?
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We'll see you.
unidentified		Where's the f?
unidentified		Now, I'm
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		just.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		emotional since these shots.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, this is a shot heard around the world.
unidentified		Hey, man, why don't you just shut the fuck up for a second?
		Let's get back to this.
		Yeah.
		Hey, KA.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Welcome back to the show.
		We're getting serious here for a second.
		I just want to bring this up.
		Can you go full screen here real fast?
		Let's get serious.
unidentified		Go on here.
		Go for it.
		When you stop your rage with the clean.
		Come on, come on, come on, come on, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, let's talk about some serious stuff for a second.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That would have been bad.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's a felony.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're here live.
		We're on Rumble.
		We're everywhere.
		We're around the world.
		Shout out to everybody who's here.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Let's talk about this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We don't have air horns.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't think we have air horns on here.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Do we?
unidentified		Lost him.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No, I can hear them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I can't hear anything.
		Is that something's playing?
		I don't know.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Something is punching through my seat when you press that button.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		What the hell?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So just kill the button.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Do it again.
unidentified		No.
unidentified		Press the button again, please.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		So some crazy stuff is the other day, I was out with an electron guy here, and we were getting chased by police.
		So unbeknownst to us, bring us up on screen with this, Brian.
		Could you for a second?
		So I do not know why there's Russian subtitles.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I know why.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I know why.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
unidentified		I don't know why there's Russian subtitles.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So I'm not sure.
unidentified		Hold on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm not sure why there's Russian subtitles, but this is actually a real police chase.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Watch this.
unidentified		Yeah, in the bed of the truck with some beer cans.
unidentified		Let's hop up with these guys and see what they got.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Is that Big Justice?
unidentified		Frizzy J?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's White Lizzo.
unidentified		No.
		Hey, tell him to hang out real quick.
		He just rolls back.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I love how Russia thought this was so important that they had to put captions on it.
unidentified		They put emotions.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, Russians want to show this to show what America's like.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Tenant went under.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		This is new direction that I've never done.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is new Tenant content.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		We'll take a look at it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is Benny's recent video.
		It's like, no, I love Benny.
		Benny is a good friend.
unidentified		I like him.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Tim Hill shit.
unidentified		Whoa.
unidentified		Oh, he's in.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Dexterity points.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I will.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		What is he throwing?
		What is he throwing?
		That was a good throw.
unidentified		Let's go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, part of me the boys is like, I used to look at this as a bad thing, but it's kind of fun.
		You're just like fucking with the boys.
		One boy has a chance to be in prison.
unidentified		But they're not even going far so far.
unidentified		It's the thing can't be scalling the steel and not speeding.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to be in this position.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Why is TVPG position?
unidentified		I want to be in.
unidentified		Yeah, they're chucking cans, but this fat boy in the back is hilarious.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He's trying to hold on for dear life.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I ain't going back to prison.
unidentified		You can't move that fat guy even if you wanted to.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Dude, the thing is, it's like fun.
		Like, I used to think of the world as being a serious player.
		I know you wouldn't understand this particularly, but you realize that the whole DOJ is going to lift it up.
		It's kind of fake.
		I know you wouldn't agree with me.
		Me personally, it's like the old days.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Twisted teeth cake in gay.
unidentified		Is that what it is?
		Yeah.
		Twisted teeth.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was twisted teeth.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Okay, go to the dinner card.
		By the way, business idea.
		Instead of escape rooms, we just set up trucks that you run from the cops and throw beer cans at.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's called living in West Texas.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I was there.
unidentified		It's called being a beast.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I feel like with the boys, this is why girls can't get involved.
		It's like Wicked Wings Wednesdays, you know?
		This is the Zingers, right?
		We can't talk shit, though.
		We can't talk shit because honestly, first of all, Dr. Zing?
		Yeah, but being that fat is kind of funny, right?
		If you're even a cop, you're just like, this guy's a little bit of a chubby wub.
		But also, on top of that, what's funnier?
		Being fat and getting chased by the cops or praying to a Hindu god in the RNC, right?
		I mean, I mean, I'm not a really that was a really weird, that was a really deep, dark statement there, but I was just okay.
		Well, let me lighten things up.
		Big Ten.
unidentified		You guys pray to a cow and you worship a cow?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Big Ten.
		All right, let me rephrase this.
		I didn't say what's bad.
		What's funnier?
		What's funnier?
		What's funnier is the fact that when you're a cop, you're like, it's kind of funny, right?
		In small towns, like it's your friends drinking.
		It's like, why can't we be like this?
		And this is going to be my most base take here.
		Why can't these drunk guys just be drunk and like, you know, why can't we drunk drive?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's actually a libertarian take.
		So they're in the middle of nowhere.
		These are dirt roads.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Who cares?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Chief roads.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Who cares?
		Who cares these are getting drunk and do on back roads?
		Like, they're hushed.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And I have a TUI, you know?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Do you really?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I do.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I plan on getting one tonight.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Give me a second.
		I have old-fashions.
		I have to do it.
unidentified		My dad just died for the audience, so I'm going through it a lot right now.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Okay, I just got the call.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, can we just say this?
		Okay, so I typically laugh because, by the way, it's not true.
		And Jews actually called him and said to derail the conversation, and he chose to sacrifice one of his own family members on the altar of comedy.
		But let's just assume that you weren't being because I heard Ben's voice.
		I heard an annoying voice.
		It was hurting my ears, and then he was like, But Ben and I aren't friends.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I actually read so I got one of his books sent to me in prison.
		It was one of his newest ones.
		And the mind comes.
unidentified		I'd be gay for what?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So I was reading his book in the attic.
unidentified		And we were taking notes with the ballpoint paper.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		The preface talked about January 6thers being basically, and I'm paraphrasing yours because he will sue me.
		Basically, we're sycophants.
		We're ideologues, and everything we did ruined the Conservative Party.
		So that was the last time that I listened to you.
		Disavowed you from Ben Shapiro.
		Now, I've been on with Michael Knowles.
		Michael Knowles is a gentleman.
		I will never speak poorly of him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like him a lot.
unidentified		He's sort of a handsome person.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's a close friend, I think.
		He's the only guy from Daily Wire who didn't unfollow me when they asked everyone to unfollow me.
		Who does that?
		But I want to be serious here.
		Your dad did just pass away on the air.
		Like, this is very serious.
		You know, this is very serious.
		By the way, yeah, let's go ahead and, yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Struggling.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's struggling.
		This is actually really serious.
		I don't want to make things too dark here, but I want to be honest with life.
		One of the crazy things, we're not going to go on this forever because you're on a show and you know you're not working.
		You're doing charity work here.
		So you're doing charity.
		You're working for charity, which is different.
unidentified		This is a good paid.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm just, I don't know if that's the right phrase.
		I'm just saying you're charity working.
		You're volunteering your time to help out a show that is profitable, but you're non-profitable and not taking anything from the show at all.
		In fact, I've never seen someone take less from a show.
		I'm being honest.
		I've never seen it or add less.
unidentified		What the hell?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, no, I'm joking.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I didn't want the herpes, but you know, put that one on me anyway.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you kissed me anyway.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Well, you sat on the toilet seat.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was like, you kissed me.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It was definitely the toilet seat that I got it from.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But speaking of guys and seriousness, I don't want to harp on this too much because we have to be professional.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, God, I ruined the show with sadness.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, you didn't.
		We have a Mexican on the show.
		This already ruined everything from the day one.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It was actually probably your fault.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it probably was actually.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But obviously, you know, families are very complicated.
		Things are very destructive.
		And, you know, while you're on the show today, your father passed away.
		And that is something that, as someone who's lost a parent, these other two have not yet.
		But, you know, you can imagine.
unidentified		You're just assuming.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But you could imagine.
		Well, obviously, we know if Putin gets assassinated, we'll all lose one.
		Yeah, exactly.
		We'll all lose a parent tonight.
		You know, just checking in on you.
		How are you doing?
		Are you okay?
		Are you just bottling it up?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I think there is, there's definitely a, what is it, men are waffles and women are spaghetti.
		So we're talking about men compartmentalize.
		Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Of course.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		There are, there, we deal with it in our own time.
		We say we have things going on.
		We have commitments.
		So I will probably process this, take it out of my kids when I get back or something.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Kill them.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Every time I see one of those stories where like the mom drives the car full of children to the lake, my first thought is always, well, what were the kids doing?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Right.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Always my first thought.
unidentified		But, you know, and also pick a deeper lake.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And also this, don't do it in a Tesla or in a Volvo.
		If you're going to kill your family, drive a Toyota Corolla.
		You know what I mean?
unidentified		Like, Boeing 747.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Drive a Boeing.
		You know?
		Drive a Boeing because they won't even blame you.
		If you don't want the blame, drive a Boeing.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		But I don't know why people don't take out pedophiles when they have stage four cancer.
		Like, you're on your way out.
		You have a chance to do some real work in the world.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You know, I always said this.
		By the way, by the way, this is a very constructive thing.
		I don't want to cut you off.
		But no, but in terms of suicide, what helped me out is, by the way, cutting up your way across.
		Well, I was going to say this about most mental health issues are caused by choices, usually by processed food and by your lack of exercise.
		If you go to the gym, trust me, even if you don't feel like it, if you just go five days a week and you live for one hour, maybe let's just say this.
		Let me break it down.
		20 minutes treadmill, incline, though, not like incline treadmill.
		So still a weight workout.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Walk around with two dumbbells look at girls, whatever.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
		Whatever.
		Yeah.
		Looking at the money.
unidentified		What if they have 24 hours to live, Elijah?
unidentified		What do you think?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What I'm saying is, if you're like, if you're like, I have depression.
unidentified		If they have 24 hours to live and they're going to die, what do they do?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The craziest thing you could do other than killing yourself is doing this is what?
		Is the next craziest thing to killing yourself?
		Is just doing the next thing that you thought is insane.
		What do you think you could do with your life that made people hate you?
		Remember, there was a guy who did this.
		He was an Austrian painter.
unidentified		He failed out of school.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And he thought, he thought.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, thanks for turning my dad's death into like a Hitler speech.
unidentified		It's a great one.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		My joke is, I'm saying, like, for me.
unidentified		Oh, it's a joke.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, because I was working.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		No, my dad is dead.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's not a joke.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
		But I'm trying.
		So now, welcome to my world.
		I mean, I'm going to say this.
		It's my world, Marco.
unidentified		Welcome to my world.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm saying this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm saying this.
unidentified		All right.
		Somebody has 24 hours to live.
		What do you think?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm saying that to do Elijah.
		Seriously.
		I was very depressed and everything.
		I was working in science and molecular biology.
		And people said, what would you do?
unidentified		Kill every politician you ever know.
		Just kidding.
		It's close.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was a joke.
unidentified		It was so quiet.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The money got to get enough money.
		He's like, okay, they've got enough.
		I've gotten off my money.
		It was all about I have a job.
		Sorry, Elijah.
		What I was saying was that this, someone said, what do you want to do?
		And I was like, oh, yeah, I want to start a podcast.
		This is in 2018 before people had podcasts.
		And of course, this never took off, so that's great.
		But on top of that, it's like, you know, I dated this girl who I thought was fugly.
		And everyone knows a girl that when you're lonely, you date a, you know, you've, everyone's dated a girl for a few days, not a lot.
		And you're like, you thought she was ugly, but you got, you know what, maybe I'll just accept this because you find out that you're a cousin and then you move on.
		She's my, she's, she's Ben Shapiro's sister.
		Okay, anyway.
		So, no, but what I meant is like, you go this.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		And I had making me feel better.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Just so you know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This is this show, by the way.
		And we had like 17 viewers per episode back then.
		And she made fun of me to my face.
		And then I killed her.
		No, no, I'm joking.
		No, She made fun of me in my face in Irvine in California.
		And I felt really humiliated.
		Like, I believed in this show.
		And I thought this was serious.
		Plus, she hooked up with me before.
		So I thought it was really weird to hook up with me and then whatever.
unidentified		She hooked up with your friend as well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, my friend.
		Left and right, head and tongue, man.
		But anyway, but you go into this.
		Just stop.
		I'm just saying, no, listen, it's a joke, but I'm going down this.
		So I'm saying, you know, so the girl I thought was less than what I could get in life.
		She was making fun of this.
		I was depressed.
		I'm genuinely wanted to kill myself.
		I had a couple attempt assassination attempts on my own life.
		I got locked up in a 51-50.
		That's a true, true talk.
		And I was very depressed.
		And I thought, you know, I had a degree.
		I was in grad school.
		I wanted to make a podcast.
		Everyone made fun of me.
		All I got made fun of.
		And look here now.
		Now I still have a failed podcast.
unidentified		Yeah.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Now you're laughing, not the audience.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		We're still in death.
		Look who's enjoying it.
		Nobody.
		Nobody.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		But I feel much better because my life looks so much better than yours.
		Oh, my God.
		I get to leave this hellhole in like 30 minutes.
unidentified		Shit, get the hell out of here.
		Who is this guy?
		Why did you take an interview with this guy?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, no, no, no.
unidentified		Now, now, on the flip side of things.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		On the flip side of things, I just, what I meant is I did actually kill myself for three days and I did get to alive.
		No, no, no.
		But I got in a place where I was like, you know, I do something I like now.
		Meaning, like, obviously, this podcast, like slightly offensive, is just a portion of what I do.
		Like, I run news agencies.
		I help with consulting.
		I actually consult the GOP.
		The right wing hates that, that I help with, you know, political campaigns, which you know, you got a few to run in the next few days.
		We consult, we help with information, we help with movies and broadcasts and production.
unidentified		We have employees, and it's like don't get in the street.
unidentified		Well, we were getting so close to a breakthrough.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can we stop that?
unidentified		It's like a therapy session.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Wow, like the one guy with testosterone was like, shut the fuck up.
unidentified		Oh my god!
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Where's the camera?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Brian Cam.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Can we go to Brian Cam, please?
unidentified		Can we get a Brian Dave tell this guy?
unidentified		Shut the fuck up.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Dude, Brian's geeked out.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		He's geeked out on T right now.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I thought I'd vote for three hours.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It is gone down.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What I meant is that I went on and did something that was stupid.
unidentified		Really?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Because I was.
		I was going on what people told me to do.
		And now I run the stupidest thing I thought that was possible.
		And so apparently the public agrees.
		This shit's retarded, but it's now my living.
		And that's crazy because I was able to buy 1993 Toyota Trousselle.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's fascinating that the homeless people did not leave the back seat.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They are still back there right now.
unidentified		They were just chilling in the back seat.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They were not.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
unidentified		I don't know.
unidentified		You tell me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have too much autism.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Like, I don't understand emotion at all.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I can't.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have a good wife who's very patient with me because I don't understand emotion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So that's all.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I will give you credit.
		I understand what you're saying.
		And I do appreciate you trying to have a connection here.
		I do.
		Both your hands should stay on the table next time.
		I think it's, you know, I've been through a little bit.
		You know, I've been through a little bit.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Please talk.
		Please talk.
		You have the full screen.
		This is a good thing.
		You got 30 minutes.
		Go.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Look at the camera.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		My wife doing that same thing last camera.
		And then 30 seconds later, I'm like, do you want to watch a terrible movie and fall asleep halfway?
		So I've been through a little bit, right?
		Obviously, not what a lot of January researchers have been through.
		I had good attorneys.
		It was a few months of prison, but it was still my name being dragged in the mud, being called awful, terrible things.
		So I've processed a lot of things very quickly.
		And I think what sets me apart most people is I can look at what I went through and I can bitch about it.
		I can complain about it.
		Or I can say, you know what?
		I think there is a blessing in everything.
		There is an opportunity to rise from the ashes, you know, however fucking gay that is, and become more and use it to do good, right?
		My father passing, and this is kind of where I'm going with this.
		It's a perspective thing.
		Everything you're going through is a perspective thing.
		My dad had cancer.
		I had an opportunity to say goodbye to him.
		Do you know how people don't get that opportunity to say goodbye to their dads?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Lose half, yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Right.
		It is a ton of people who don't have that opportunity.
		Black kids.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Good to meet him.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		This is very true.
		I also did meet my dad until I was older.
		So there's, you know, there's that.
		But it's, I had an opportunity to, he'll ask questions, make amends.
		And I'm, I'm so thankful for that.
		And I can't sit here and complain about, you know, I lost him because I had a chance to know him.
		So that's kind of where I'm at at it.
		I think in your perspective, you've been through a lot of stuff, you know, and if you are passionate about doing something, you want to make good out of it, I think let that be the thing that drives you.
		Don't let it be hate.
		Don't let it be anger.
		Like I could be angry.
		I have every reason to be angry to hate my country, to call the Department of Justice a bunch of people.
unidentified		You're fucked over.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		A bunch of fucking gays that sit around and circle jerk and arrest trespassers instead of the people who burn recount for two years.
		I have every right to give etch about that.
		Do you know why I don't?
unidentified		Yes.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Because they anticipate that.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They expect that.
unidentified		They expect that.
unidentified		They want you to have that reaction, actually.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		My reaction is this.
		I'm going to feed the kids you refuse to.
		I'm going to bring people together.
		I'm going to make good and light out of what you tried to bring into my life that was dark and evil.
		And that is my plight because you will never, you will never win.
		You can take my head.
		You can take my body.
		You can imprison me.
		You can drag me through the mud.
		You will never win.
		You will never break my spirit, never break my soul.
		I am going to be me, and you can't take that from me.
		Fuck ever.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Amazing.
		You know what?
		Amazing.
		I don't have my sound effects tonight.
		I would give you fog horns and stuff.
		Go ahead.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Is there confetti at least?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Jesus.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can I get a confetti from the chat?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I usually have W's from petrol people.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		W's and chat.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		W's and chat.
unidentified		Adam killed it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		By the way, they just featured our show right now.
		But also, you know, we've got a few thousand people watching.
		No, we're not Tim Cast and whatever, but he's got a question.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You know what?
		I've seen this for you.
		We've been pinned all night.
unidentified		No, no, no.
		No.
		Here's my question because I think it just went up.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I refreshed the page.
		Well, okay.
		I'll tell you.
		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, there's no way because it just barely popped up my page.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		What's your question?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're Mexican.
		Oh, we've been having problems for a long time.
		Okay, Chino Chitlon.
		Shut the fuck up.
unidentified		Go behind the lady, bro.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Okay, I'm going to be past that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right, go ahead.
unidentified		All right.
		Mexican guys.
		My question is this.
		And I think everybody's wondering it as well.
		What was it like in prison?
		And maybe you can give us some details of that.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, outside of the raping, it was actually kind of okay.
unidentified		Oh, man.
		No, no, no.
		You can't say that.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I know.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I wasn't supposed to rape people, and I apologize for.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Take me off the screen.
		Switch them better.
		I have to write something down.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So, Marcus, what we had was special.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		And don't ever, don't you ever let anyone tell you differently.
unidentified		Don't we shaved each other's backs, and that is commitments.
		No, But really, what was it like?
		Because I think this is like the biggest fear for so many people going into that place and saying, like, okay, I'm spending three months in prison.
		It's going to be crazy.
		What was your experience like?
		I think you need to share it because I think that's what everyone's thinking.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, I always caveat it with, I did not go to like a secure max facility that they send the, you know, the bad people to.
		I went to a prison camp.
		So I always try to like start.
unidentified		Who is that?
		Maybe it set the scene.
		Like, who is that?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		This is white-collar cases, drug cases.
		This is human trafficking, you know, but not the not the kids, like the adults who are voting in our election coming up.
		This is, this is that, right?
		These are people who probably shouldn't be in prison, never should have been in prison, but are in prison for a decade because the government said we got to be quotas.
		Okay.
		Most of these people are not bad people.
		I will tell you that when I first came in, I was met.
		I was in quarantine, so isolation.
		They came down and they brought me like bags of ramen.
		They gave me shoes, toothbrush, shampoo, things that you would need when you first go to prison.
		The prisoners, they take care of each other.
		That is how prison works because there is a saying, it doesn't matter how long you're down in prison, which is like how long you're serving, but no matter how long you're down, you're down with us while you're here.
		So while you're here, we take care of you.
		But before you leave, make sure you leave your shirts, leave your shampoo, leave your things behind, set someone else up.
		So I would say there's probably a better sense of community in prison than I've seen out in the real world every day of the week.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Also, you joined the Aryan Brotherhood when you were in prison, though.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		So it's probably a different experience.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They gave the best tattoos.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Honestly, like I saw the work from the Puerto Ricans.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		This asshole was, what's that called?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It was like stretched out?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Intact?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		We call it the chocolate pocket.
unidentified		Oh, man.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to kill myself.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I want to die.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		But you keep promising and not delivering.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's even better.
		All right.
		All right.
		Let me play some videos here.
		We got to move to some videos.
		Okay, by the way.
		So Daily Wire was ridiculing.
		So by the way, I love it.
		Go to my screen here.
unidentified		I'm going to talk about Timpole and this.
unidentified		This topic's more interesting.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, because here's this.
		So, you know, they're talking about how Lauren Chen's bad.
		Everyone's bad.
		Everyone's back taking Russian money.
unidentified		Lauren Chen's Chinese.
unidentified		How about that?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, she's also Canadian.
		She's not American.
		Can we clarify that?
		She's not American.
		Yeah.
		Canadians not have the money?
		Okay.
unidentified		Did Chinese not have the money to funding?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Was she the one that slept with that guy that farted on the Senate floor?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That was me.
		No.
		Yeah, when Mike was doing that to me on the floor.
		Anyway, so it's a joke.
		No, but here's the joke.
		So this is in the middle of them covering the story of Timpool and the danger of trying to fund foreign operations.
		This is not doctored.
		We did not make this up.
unidentified		There's no doctors involved in this image at all.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, nobody's being legally touched.
		Okay, listen to this.
		This is not a joke.
		Watch this clip from Ben Shapiro's show where they're talking about the dangers of having foreign countries influence your politics.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		It's frustrating to get entangled in whatever it is she's accused of being involved in.
ben shapiro ▲ ● ▼		Folks, our friends in Israel need our help now more than ever.
		If you're looking for a tangible way to support the Holy Land, you need to check out Artsa Box.
		Arts that brings the essence of Israel.
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unidentified		You see the Kevin Curated collection of authentic Israeli products.
ben shapiro ▲ ● ▼		A treasure trove of handcrafted gifts, beautiful artwork, delicious foods, aromatic spices, and more.
ben shapiro ▲ ● ▼		It's like taking journey through the land of the Bible.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I heard his wife is a doctor.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		It's frustrating.
tim pool ▲ ● ▼		Whatever it is she's accused of being involved in.
ben shapiro ▲ ● ▼		Folks, our friends...
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Listen, listen.
		I'm not trying to pull you into any of my shenanigans.
		I'm just saying this.
unidentified		I'm trying to say his wife is a hat.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I'm saying this.
		I think it's crazy being like, it's crazy.
		Foreign countries could be in our elections.
		By the way, get Arts of Box to get crafts, shitty crafts.
		You know, I went to a dino.
unidentified		Jurassic World Hat.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know Jurassic World?
		Yes.
		I went to Jurassic World here in Dallas, or not Dallas, Dallas in Orlando.
		We'll just call it Orlando, sure.
unidentified		Orlando.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Universal.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's in Orlando.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But here, I went to an off-brand Jurassic World thing.
		I brought my son.
		It was retarded.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Dino World?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, something like that.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I know all about that.
unidentified		Yeah, at the dinosaurs there.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Coach Kevin.
		I still think about our time together.
		You, me, and that's the whole world.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Just this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I thought it was.
unidentified		Is Ben Shapiro there trying to sell his hat, small hat?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		The people he preys on, like the black community of America, they were there and they were very interested.
unidentified		He's like, hey, I have a tiny hat that I would like to sell you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he said, yes, but it's a weave they bought.
		But I thought it was very weird because I don't like scamming people, right?
		Don't like we have very strict rules for our ads.
unidentified		Who's your heritage?
		Where are you from?
		That's interesting.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Germany.
		We don't scam people.
		We preserve their heritage.
		So that's different.
		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Millions at a time.
unidentified		That's an interesting way to preserve people.
		I never.
		We wear pizza makers with the Italians.
		Hi, you're Italian.
		Maybe he's from.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, can we go to my screen here with us?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		When did his hat get so big?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I literally get Italian.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait, wait.
unidentified		When did this guy get immediately Italian?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That is actually a very large yamaka.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That is not standard.
unidentified		It's getting bigger and bigger.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		As his power level increases bigger and bigger.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		As he finds more and more black.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I wish Jews were cool with criticism because the world would be funny.
unidentified		I wish Jews were real.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Let me bring this up real fast.
		So people are really mad at me, okay?
		Everyone's mad at me.
unidentified		I'm trying to fall.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Are they always mad at me?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I've read your Twitter.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They have a point.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Everyone's always mad at me.
		Okay.
		So I brought this up.
		Go to my page here.
unidentified		Yo, mixed race kids just look better.
unidentified		It's true.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Mixed race kids.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Okay, all of a sudden.
		Company, what it would be horrible?
		All of them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Yeah, exactly.
		But they're saying, like, okay, I'm going to put a comment in the second.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Except for the Disney kids.
unidentified		Let's get a father's opinion on this, actually.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But yeah, but I'm saying, like, it's like people are mad about this.
		But, you know, I just, this is a joke, right?
		And wait, and even this, people get mad about this, say I'm racist.
		Like, I write follow-up tweets, right?
unidentified		What's your follow-up tweet say?
unidentified		Let's see.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Is that worse?
unidentified		Nothing, because it wasn't that.
		It was somebody else posting it.
		What's your follow-up?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		This is you.
unidentified		That's it.
		Did you put a white or something?
		What the fuck?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I see why you wanted to kill yourself.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Was that moments before you cornered David Hogg at that party?
unidentified		Because it kind of looks like what his hog looks like.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		This is my tweeting back.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I love it.
unidentified		Still better looking than a don't say.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, okay.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, there we go.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Oops.
unidentified		KID.
unidentified		Then a gremlin.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's what we're calling him nowadays.
unidentified		Okay.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Now the vernacular changes day to day.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		So the thing is about this, this is a joke, right?
		Like, obviously, I know most mixed race kids don't look.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's an AI photo, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		But he plays basketball or something.
unidentified		Like, he can dunk or.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but my point is, like, it's like, I can have fun.
		So I work in this full-time, so do you.
		So I can have fun because all people do is make fun of my dead mom.
		By the way, your dad died.
		All they'll do is make fun of it.
		But I want you to know, by the way, they'll just make fun of it.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Should I cry so there's like a screen grab?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, they'll just make fun of it.
		They'll just make fun of it.
		You have cancer and they'll all wish you die.
		It's the internet.
		You don't get sympathy.
		Don't look for public validation.
		It's all sick and disgusting.
		Don't expect it.
		Don't want it.
		It's not good.
		But on retrospect, I look at all this and I make these tweets.
		And look, dude, when was this made?
		Let me see what the time this was.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		Yeah, it was like five minutes ago.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I made this in the middle of my sleep in bed.
		Okay, down here too.
		By the way, take this off.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Just angry race.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you funny?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		In your sleep.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I do.
unidentified		I do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I also did this.
		Look at this.
		So people who are mad at Winston Churchill.
		And I was like, Churchill was a hero.
		Look at the UK now.
unidentified		But I'll say Churchill, I don't think, was the main hero, but everyone's mad.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's not a real photo.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is.
		I promise you, I've been.
		Oh, you don't know the UK.
		26% white.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		No, no, I'm saying that photo could be real, but that photo is 200% real.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's actually real.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's photoshopped, but it's.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I don't see a single person stabbed with a knife.
unidentified		So I'm calling shenanigans.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's the UK.
		Look at that guy's like, hey, wait, go to the screen.
		At least we don't.
unidentified		At least we're not Russian or Russian or German.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		And it's like, so, you know, the West, you know, you know, by the way, can we talk about this?
		London being 26% white, it really upset me because I was really hoping London would be 0% white by now because I feel like the people in charge.
		I was kind of thinking 100% wife and you just so I think it has to be 0% white because no, because I think 0% white because we didn't accomplish World War II's goals until we do that.
		Like I think, I think we should, you know, we defeated the evil guys and in place we shouldn't.
		Well, we should make sure that all of England is Indian and Pakistani.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		There should be a genocide in England because their food is awful.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Me too?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I just feel like alone is enough for being crime forever.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		That's delicious banger.
unidentified		Are you going to be Indian food?
		Bloodpurs.
		Come on.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		My butthole hurts, but I like it.
unidentified		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Real talk, though.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That's even without English food, by the way.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		food is getting griped and pakistani food is getting bombed i've never been against the idea of of um i was a worship pastor for a while That's probably going to shock a lot of people.
		Wait, do you play music?
		I do.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you play?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Guitar, piano, drums, jam sounds.
unidentified		Me too.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No one knows that.
		Hell yeah.
		Hell yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That was the gayest thing.
		The gayest thing we did.
		And I've seen your balls tonight.
		Whoa.
unidentified		So that was actually fun.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Go to him.
		Go to him.
		Let him preach.
unidentified		Let him preach.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So as a worship pastor, went to this time of a blended service, right?
		So it is a traditional, you know, Oregon hymns.
		You know, Bach wrote most of them, you know, and then modern age rock guitars.
		And the old people really, really, really hated the new music.
		And the new people really, really hated the old music.
		And my thought was a blended service is not a horrible idea because we can take the best of everything and make things better.
		What we don't see with the open borders with what's happening in the UK is assimilation.
		We don't see the best coming through and creating a better populace.
		And that is what bothers me.
		I'm not against trying new food, right?
		Or meeting new people or having new experiences.
		These things never bother me.
		It is the fact that I don't see us ever becoming better when we do it.
		That is what bothers me.
		And it may just be, it may just be the people we're letting in.
unidentified		Right.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, look at me.
		I'm Mexican.
		I made the show worse.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I don't like you.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		And I've told before I knew your name, I knew that.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I was like, I'm not going to like this guy.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do you know what's funny is this show is so Jewish that I have a Jewish citizenship.
		But that's a total joke.
		No, it's not true.
		But here's the joke.
unidentified		Don't try and trigger.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but here's the joke.
		I don't understand.
		That's why I don't like people that spend too much time online.
		Is they don't get the joke of all like they don't get the humor, right?
		Like, you know, I think.
unidentified		The joke is that everything I'm saying is real.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		The joke is that it's all real and it's nothing is a joke, actually.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
		I love.
		Do you have that?
		Go to my full screen here.
		Do you ever watch that one Indian video?
		Full screen here.
unidentified		Me.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		There you go.
		My favorite Indian video is like, oh, this is so good.
		They're like, God, yeah.
		These cameras, by the way, are like crazy cinema cameras.
		They're not in their rigs, but they're very nice cameras.
		But here's the deal.
		It was like, it was like, welcome to welcome to 7-Eleven.
		Would you like me to rape you, sir?
		And I'm like, not tonight.
		I already got that done in New York when I was with Gabe.
		It's like, all right, all right.
unidentified		All right, that's a real story.
unidentified		You know, all right, all right.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I was there.
unidentified		I was also there.
unidentified		Okay, sorry, this is very nice, you know, very nice, very nice, very nice.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like, what do you want?
		What do you want?
		So Russians offer money, which we know, which is very good.
		Very good.
		I just want to remind people, Russians offering money.
		Very good. Very good.
		Enough, enough.
		Enough.
		Go back to me full screen.
unidentified		Adam, how do you think?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I forgot what I was saying.
		I just got too much money in my bank account.
		What was I saying?
unidentified		There's Russia.
		I don't even know.
		I've been spending too much money on also me and Adam.
		You know what?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Fuck Ukraine.
unidentified		Hey, Ukraine's fucking kind of a gay ass person.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I thought Zelensky was.
unidentified		It kind of makes sense more.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I didn't think it was that good.
		That's the best.
		That's the best, like, anti-Ukraine.
		Be like, you know what?
		That gay experience with Zelensky was even my best.
		I'm better in Tel Aviv.
		Try to get the Israel money.
		Don't shit on Ukraine.
		Get Israel money.
		Like, I thought Tel Aviv dick sucking was nicer.
unidentified		Yeah.
		Also, in Tel Aviv, they do some different style.
		It's kind of like a style.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Their style is like it's nice because it's like, you know, you get pleasure on the screens of like Palestine.
unidentified		Kind of an interesting style.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		But anyway, Zelensky's foreplay, just him playing piano dick for like 30 minutes.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It did nothing for me.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I do, you know, Huck Hugh's almost dead, but he's got a show on Moose Max.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, all right, a couple more things I want to play here.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's the illest fitting suit I have ever seen on a human being.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They let him go live with that.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Hey, you know what?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You don't shop at Burlington Coach Factory, so until you do, you know, you wouldn't get it.
unidentified		We made them.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		All right, does it matter what he's talking about?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have some crazy shit.
		So, you know, wombats are pretty common in Australia, right?
		That's my hometown.
		This is where we're all from.
		Shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot cunt.
		Okay, listen.
		All right, so bring this up.
		All right.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Those are pet names.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You're from a gay country.
		Shut the fuck up.
		All right.
		Oh, Russia.
		Russia.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Russia.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		All right, listen.
unidentified		So I'm from Russia.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wombats are pretty alive in Australia, and they're not really.
unidentified		What the hell?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wombats are around there.
		There's a lot of wombats in Northern Territory.
		You wouldn't know because you're from another continent.
unidentified		Go ahead.
		You wouldn't know because you're gay.
		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I wouldn't know, but you know because when you watch this video, you guys are gay.
		Wombats are gay.
		That's why I know about them.
		So listen to this.
		Go full screen.
		So by the way, Brian, so you know, in the future, I like to give direction on hand.
		Going full screen here doesn't just give the content doesn't give okay.
		It doesn't give the show content.
		It gives everyone on the show a time to have like non-camera time to like wipe their nose or, you know, snort a line.
		Snort a line.
		Yeah, exactly.
		So let's get the lines out.
		Okay, here we go.
		Watch this.
unidentified		When a wombat is attacked by predators, it quickly runs back to its den and blocks the entrance with its butt.
		This is because a wombat's butt is mostly made of thick cartilage, which is tough and hard for predators to scratch or bite.
		If a predator tries to follow it into the den, the wombat will use its butt to crush the predator's head against the ceiling.
		In this way, the wombat can even kill the predator by When a wombat is attacked by predators, it quickly runs back to its den and blocks the entrance.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		So, Adam, would you say that that was your defensive mechanism while you were in prison?
unidentified		Did you ever fuck somebody to death, Adam?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Stunningly close, actually.
		Stunningly close.
		We actually, so I can share this.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, collect the word.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I collect somebody.
		I can share the story.
		So it's actually kind of frowned upon in prison because if you are caught having gay sex, you lose privileges.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Really?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		They will take.
unidentified		I'm out.
unidentified		I had this whole place to go to prison and get ass fucked, but now I'm out.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So in prison, it's kind of frowned upon in the low in the camps because you will lose commissary.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You will lose the opportunity to use phones, emails, things like this, right?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Getting ass fucked.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, for participating in it.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		What if it's consensual?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		So if it's consensual.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Consensual is even worse, right?
		But being gay, basically.
		Being gay is actually fine in prison.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I got to get out of my conic mindset because we used to get promoted.
		It was like, that was how you got ahead.
		It was like, Israel are getting ass fucked.
		So that was our way we got.
		We read for Senate.
		It's kind of the same.
		I'm actually in the next Senate race.
unidentified		Wait, so being gay was not cool in prison.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Were you the one pitching in the video?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		We never got an answer for this.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So in prison, it's actually kind of frowned upon, right?
		Because you lose privileges and you want to get commissary because you need food.
		They don't feed you in prison.
		It's corporal punishment.
		So if they find people having relations in prison, everyone loses privileges.
		There was a guy, older guy, Puerto Rican, probably mid-60s.
		He was caught jerking off in a bunk on top of a guy who was probably his mid-20s while he was sleeping.
		You know what?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Call me out on a show.
unidentified		Use my name.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Use my name, please.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		So this guy got a pillowcase party the next day.
		That is they beat the shit out of him.
		And I won't tell you who participated, but I can tell you that none of us lost commissary but that guy because we took his fucking food because you put us all in danger.
		Not like, you know, sexual danger because the guy was sleeping, but don't fuck people's food in prison.
		That is like number one thing.
		You don't fuck people's food whatsoever.
unidentified		But was he joking off by himself?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yes, the guy was asleep and he was pitching on his face.
unidentified		Sorry?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		It's like a Tuesday.
unidentified		I didn't get pitching on his face.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What does that actually mean?
unidentified		What does that mean?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		He's pitching a tent.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Please tell us.
unidentified		Was he by himself or did he go with another guy?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He was by himself and his bottom bunky was sleeping and he was trying to give him a pearl necklace.
unidentified		Wait.
unidentified		But he had an extra.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Trying to glaze the top donut.
unidentified		So he was trying to...
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Trying to give him a white eye.
unidentified		Yeah, I kind of understand, but just to be clear for everybody.
		I think we got it.
		I honestly didn't get it.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I can draw you a picture, but I'm not a good artist.
unidentified		Okay, draw a picture.
unidentified		Call you on that.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I can ask Rock, make my nightmares come true in an image.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Well, how'd your wife feel when you're in prison?
		How'd she feel like when she knew you were getting cumbed on by a guy on the beach?
		Sorry, wait, wait, that wasn't you.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That wasn't me.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		No, I was the guy pitching again.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I got a mom.
		Okay, okay, go ahead.
		But realistically, when you, that's got to make her uncomfortable.
		She's obviously scared.
		Like, you're in prison.
		It's very scary stuff.
		You know what I'm saying?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It is.
		I had a really good support system.
		People liked me there because I was, you know, they actually celebrate celebrities in there.
		So if you have any modicum of like, you know, fame, even a tertiary sense, you're kind of taken care of.
		Yeah.
		So, I mean, the blacks like me.
		The Puerto Ricans like me.
		The Mexicans like me.
		The whites like me.
		I can talk with anyone.
unidentified		Well, no one really claims you.
unidentified		True.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I know.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Kind of a one-off over there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Sierra Favor Born.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Like the one reason why I would support abortion.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Literally, I saw one today.
		I was horrified until I realized it was Mike.
		So anyway.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		It's like, oh, God, you survived that.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'm the one who made it throw.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But the Russian background, too.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		By the way, we all have Russian backgrounds, except for you, because you already paid your debt, basically.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I'm the 23 of me, and I can't because, again, my dad just died.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		So yeah, that's kind of crazy.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for bringing it back up.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I was almost there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I like it.
		It's like, hey, my dad died.
		That's kind of crazy.
unidentified		He almost got over it.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		How long can I use that for sympathy purposes?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		20 years.
		I mean, I use it every day.
		Like, you know, but people roast my mom, by the way.
		So, you know, this.
		So I've said this: like, I'm sorry about my mom dying.
		She died a painful death.
		She was a bilingual woman who was, you know, she was a Christian.
		She worked with the black and Hispanic poor communities in LA and helped them to just like be better wives.
		And so she worked in the families.
		And now all these blacks and Hispanics roast her online because of my politics.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		This is why you hate them.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I hate them for a lot of reasons.
		Yeah, yeah, yeah.
		I mean, they jumped me.
		They put two guns to my head.
		I mean, there's a lot of problems.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's also a lot of people.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I've had them pull a trigger to my head.
		I've had them remove all the nerves from my face.
		There's a few things.
		Plastic surgery.
		Yeah, I've had a few things.
unidentified		Oh, the plastic surges as well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, yeah, I've had a plastic surgery.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, D, yeah, D.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I was taking my face because they, you know, made my whole face lose sensitivity.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I have no, you know, you know, I can't feel any from here.
unidentified		You're going to do stuff to your face.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, you don't know that.
		I don't have any feeling in my whole side of my face yet.
		Jesus, you can drop me out one.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Stop him right now.
unidentified		Stop him.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Go ahead.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Stop him.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait, where?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Can we get?
unidentified		Yeah, go ahead.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Come on, come on.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Stop me.
unidentified		Stop me.
		Go ahead.
		Well, you will pay.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I usually pay for this, but thank God we all get Russian money.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Do it.
unidentified		Go ahead.
		Go.
		No, no, no.
		The taxpayers are paying for this.
		No, harder.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's a surprise.
unidentified		Go, got it, go.
		He never felt it in his life.
		Slap it very hard.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I'll take the ring off.
		Hang on.
		This will actually draw blood.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Come on.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Oh, my fingers swollen.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Give him your best shot.
unidentified		Oh, shit.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		That's a full face.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I just don't feel comfortable anymore.
unidentified		Slap it very hard.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Got to go on the full face.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		If we see a do we see a $200 super chat here, I will smack the fuck out of him.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Actually, you know what?
		You're the new producer.
		I like your business acumen.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for not doing it.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I guess we're not doing it.
unidentified		Hey, well, the two super chat hasn't brought in yet.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		But on the flip side, felt good.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You just treated me like a prostitute where you paid me to do something, but I'm like, yeah, I'm not into all of that, though.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You literally asked me to pay.
		You literally paid me for that.
		That was what's weird.
		No, no.
		I was waiting for you to just go, boom, knock me out, and I was going to kill you.
		But on the flip side, is like this.
		No, I don't have any feeling, by the way.
		There's actually nothing.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		There's nothing there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it doesn't feel anything.
		I can't feel that.
		It's not a joke.
		I can't feel that.
		You cannot make it.
unidentified		Don't take him seriously.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm not joking.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can't make my, you can't make me feel.
unidentified		He's not joking.
unidentified		And also doesn't know what he's talking about.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I like that job.
unidentified		Brown man pay back to Russia.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but also, fuck you, people.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		And you can whisper it back out into the darkness.
unidentified		He's also a crazy guy.
		I don't know why anybody's listening to him.
		He's crazy.
		He's insane.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Okay, fine.
		All right.
		Well, anyway, on the flip side of this, I thought it was kind of funny, but everyone thinks it's kind of stupid, but whatever.
		On the flip side.
unidentified		I'm talking about the show.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Front end, backhand.
unidentified		Don't listen to him.
		This is crazy.
		Why are you listening to him?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		On the end of the show, I was just saying, yes, okay, it makes you kind of crazy, and people slap you, whatever.
		I'm saying, I have opinions, but you know, people make fun of my mom and stuff.
		It's like, you know, it's kind of sad.
		That's why I say don't help black people because she helped blacks and Mexicans her whole life.
		And she dedicated her whole life and said, I was really, you know, negative and tried to fight me on this.
		And they roast her for it.
		And they don't, they're not appreciative people.
		They're really negative.
		They don't care.
		So, you know, I appreciate people who are, you know, serious and can we go to the Brian Cam?
unidentified		Brian, where are you at?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Brian Cam, please.
		Brian Cam.
		Jamie, could you pull it up?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Jamie, Jamie.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Jamie, could you pull us out?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Jamie.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Jamie.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I can't believe we stuck to the entire script the entire time.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		This has actually been a great professional.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Word for word.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Professionals here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I'll leave it there.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, people in the chat don't understand the fun of like being on a two-hour show on a Friday night hanging out.
unidentified		That's the show going.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, it's pretty toxic.
		You don't want to be in there.
		Anyway, apparently, to them, Hitler was right.
		Jews were wrong.
		And we should gas more of them.
		That's how they work.
		That's how the chat works every time.
		Am I wrong?
		I'm not wrong.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		This is not Timcast IRL.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Just chill out.
unidentified		Okay.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Sorry.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is it not?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, it's not because they've been exposed.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		That is not a beanie.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		If you really believe that, you would have Kanye West here talking about it.
unidentified		Hell yeah.
unidentified		I like it.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, to my guests tonight, who have been on the show?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I'm still voting for him this year.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Kanye West press release here down here.
		Go ahead and go full screen, my guest.
		Birthday, we're going to go find you and follow.
		You've got a few thousand people watching.
		Go ahead and plug your socials.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		People were watching this whole time.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Apparently, that's sad.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		They were.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I am just on Twitter.
		I don't give the commies at Facebook, Instagram, or anything else my money.
		You can follow me on Twitter, Lectern Leader.
		For those of you who can't spell, I'm assuming it's most of you.
		It's L-E-C-T-E-R-N leader.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Is it on X or where?
		It's on X. All right, let me go there real fast.
		Hold up.
		I have to do this for our own followers here real fast.
		So it's lectern.
unidentified		Did you guys have a problem with finding things online?
		Yeah, hold on.
		Can you go to this when it comes to animals?
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		You can find a bunch of illness.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Barely illegal anime is fine, but the lectern guy, no.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Going speedball Mike.
		If people want to find Mike, go to Mike's full screen.
		Mike, full screen.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Name is Mike Mendoza.
		You can follow me on Twitter at Mike Mendoza JPG.
		I'm the producer of this show, unfortunately, and I don't get paid enough.
		So bring him up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Bring him up.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I know.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, he's not paid a lot, actually.
unidentified		He's actually poor.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		He's living in the back of a 93 terse cell person.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No, hold on.
		No, no, no, no.
		That's Elijah.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Bring him on.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		I have a screen.
		I have a Geometro.
		Okay.
unidentified		So bring his fucking screen here.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Imagine there you go.
unidentified		Mike.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Follow me.
		Work with people.
		Elijah Schaefer.
		Follow me.
		Unfortunately.
		Do I follow you?
		You do.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to fix that tonight.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		You can follow me here on Twitter or Twater.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I work for people.
unidentified		Who do you work for?
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I don't work for anyone.
unidentified		Vigilant.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		And this show is 100% associated with the organization.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Let's take all that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		What do you work for?
unidentified		Do you work for those?
unidentified		Do you work for those Russians?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		We should do like a SMR, just like counting money.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		No, take that off.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Take that shit off.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Take it off.
unidentified		Get that shit out.
unidentified		Thank you.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Anyway, thank you to you watching tonight.
		Have a great rest of the week.
		As always, someone said Elijah has Futa on his computer.
		I don't know what that means.
		What the hell?
		Thank you guys.
		To those who are offering super chats, hold up.
		I'm going to look if there's any super chats.
		Hold up.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Just Google Food Alive real quick and see what pops up.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		$200 one right here.
unidentified		Yeah.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		She has Google Food Alive real quick and see what pops up.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Really?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		No, I'm kidding.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I was like, that's you wish.
unidentified		Should the fucking using literally worse screen grab.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		But you got a little chub, didn't you?
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		You got a little chub from that.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		I heard that.
		Look, this is me in my old studio.
		Check this out.
		Go full screen.
michael mendoza ▲ ● ▼		Oh, hey, can we go to locals chat?
unidentified		There should be some super chats in there and stuff from there.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Your potential suicide stories are really adding up.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Like every time I see another picture of you, I'm like, I guess.
unidentified		Beast.
unidentified		All right.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		To the rest of you guys watching, thank you so much for watching.
		And make sure you sign up for censor.tv.
		Check out our sponsors in the links below.
		Hold up.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Wait.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Wait, wait, where is that?
unidentified		Follow me at logcoast.com.
adam johnson ▲ ● ▼		Wait, I can't finger things well.
elijah schaffer ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		Your wife's nodding, yes.
		Oh.
		All right.
		Sorry about that.
		Have a great rest of the week, as always.
		And may God bless the United States of America.
		I'm signing out.
		I'll see you next time.
		Bye.

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