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Aug. 31, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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X (Twitter) Was Just BANNED, The War for Free Speech HEATS UP | Guest: Kalen D’Almeida

Another major country just banned X, formerly known as Twitter, for allowing free speech right after they banned Rumble. This happened the same week France arrested the CEO of Telegram (after the FBI failed to take it over) and Mark Zuckerberg revealed the Biden administration has been directing Facebook to censor its critics. Is free speech still a thing in 2024 or will they shut down every attempt we make to have platforms that allow free discourse?Show more Kalen D’Almeida joins us tonight to talk about all this and more on tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ RAMP HEALTH: Unlock your calmest and most confident self with the perfect blend of 6 natural, clinically proven ingredients - and start excelling in social situations INSTANTLY with Ramp Health’s B4. Feel like your BEST self for up to 5 hours with just one packet! Properly dosed and expertly formulated by a master biohacker, B4 comes in 6 delicious flavors, and is as easy as mixing into a glass or bottle of water - go to https://ramphealth.co/slightlyoffensive and use promocode OFFENSIVE to get 15% OFF! ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ PARASITE CLEANSE: What if I told you - there is a hostile alien species that controls your appetite, emotions, sleep and focus - destroying your body from the inside out. PURGE SUDDENLY - Remove the parasites today! https://www.purgestore.com/ - Promocode ELIJAH for 10% OFF! ___ ⇩FOLLOW KALEN⇩ ➤ X: https://x.com/fromkalen ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
Well, it's not looking good for Brazil.
It turns out that the app X, also known as Twitter, has been officially banned as Elon Musk has been ordered to shut it down.
Now, you might be saying, oh, but Elijah, why does this matter?
Who cares about what's happening in Brazil?
Fuck the Portuguese.
Here's what I've got to say to you.
True, but also, they're actually slated to remove the app from the Google and Apple app stores, meaning American companies are complying and saying after they banned Rumble that free speech is not allowed to exist in Brazil.
If that should alarm you, we already have Rumble banned in France, and things could get worse and worse as we go through this banning of free speech apps.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
It's approximately sometime p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
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Anyway, we're praying for X, praying for the country.
unidentified
Brian, let's start the show, all right?
elijah schaffer
We do that switching like that because we hate people with epilepsy.
Exactly.
Anyway, thank you so much again for watching the show Nightly Offensive.
I'm your host, Elijah Schaefer.
We have a very interesting lineup for you.
My guest today is a journalist and commentator with Turning Point USA, Kaylin Delmeido.
Welcome back to the show.
kalen dalmeida
Thank you, sir.
Hey, I take offense to your comments about the Portuguese, okay?
So never do that again as long as you're alive.
unidentified
Why?
kalen dalmeida
Because I don't like it.
I'm kidding.
I don't care.
unidentified
I don't care.
elijah schaffer
Here at Turning Point, you must say we defend the Portuguese.
I don't think that's even actually true.
But anyway, dude, we got to talk about this, man.
So let's get into this.
We got a good story tonight.
This is a really interesting thing.
You know, if people are just joining the show today, Brazil's judge, there's this terrible situation going on where the country went through a CIA-backed coup, allegedly, right?
And they got Bolsarrano, the Nationalist Party, to get a Lula, this socialist Marxist who, you know, I mean, it doesn't really matter who's in power.
The point is they're part of the globalist identity to become global citizens.
We'll watch later in the show, we have an undercover video from Mug Club showing the UN admin.
They're trying to make us get rid of our, what's it called, make us get rid of our identity as nationalists and join in this global citizenry.
But this is pretty crazy, man.
I mean, I think, by the way, Brian, we're supposed to be like swapped in all these boxes.
See how I'd look at them that way?
unidentified
I'm over here and then there and then there and then there.
elijah schaffer
So if you just swap us, I'll take us off for a second.
But just to bring this up, man, what do you think about this?
The fact that they're already banning apps because they wouldn't comply with an order to censor speech.
And so instead of just shutting down the offices, which they did, by the way, they ended up saying that the store, I mean, the entire app can no longer be accessed.
And Apple and Google are complying and banning it so people can't download it.
And we'll even find out, you say, well, what about just using a VPN?
Well, they're going to fine people up to $9,000 a day if they find you accessing X while using a VPN.
This is pretty crazy.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, that's incredible.
I mean, it definitely sounds like it's probably going to increase the amount of people who are going to want to use Tor and Bridge through a system like that.
But it's what the globalists do to further control what's going on in the world, right?
Because everyone knows that we're moving toward a one-world global society.
And the only way to do that is by shutting off all dissident speech.
You have to stop it.
And in countries like that, where I don't think that the populace is armed to the level, at least to my knowledge, that we are, for example, if they wanted to do something like that here, which they very may well in the next maybe like 10 years, you know, they wouldn't get away with it.
The populace is too volatile here, I think.
And over there, they're probably a lot more docile.
And I think that we're going to see more censorship, more banning of apps, more censorship of speech as time goes on.
elijah schaffer
Well, I think, I mean, you think Brazilians are docile?
Have you ever met a Brazilian bitch?
They're insane.
It's like Mexicans are here.
And already Mexicans, women are crazy.
You know what I mean?
It's a God, you know, like God gave some animals like a red dot, like a black widow to warn you.
I was just talking to one of my friends across the way.
He was talking about these Latinas that showed up to this cooled plant with banging bodies.
And I said, God did bless them in certain areas, but that's like the great temptation.
It's like the knowledge of good and evil.
He's given them assets, but it's warning you behind those beautiful assets is a crazy fucking bitch.
So be careful, gentlemen, when it comes to the Latinas because they'll throw a chancla at you.
But I'm saying they're not docile, but I want to look at the story here with you directly.
Let's go ahead and let's get into it.
You guys are here on Rumble.
We're on Rumble.
We're on YouTube.
We're on locals.
And of course, we have the live censored chat as well, which I'll have to refresh because for some reason it keeps not showing up.
But anyways, let's talk about the story here and get right into it.
So Brazil, a judge bans X as Musk challenges top courts' orders.
Here's what it has to say.
Brazil's top court determined the immediate suspension of X in the country after its billionaire owner Elon Musk refused to name a legal representative for the social network in Latin America's largest nation.
It goes on to say here that the banning of the platform formerly known as Twitter caps a month-long feud between Musk and the Supreme Court Justice Alexander de Moraes.
How do you say that?
Morris?
kalen dalmeida
Moraes, probably.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Moraes, who is spearheading efforts to combat fake news and hate speech that he says are harming Brazil's democracy.
This is what I think is bizarre.
No matter what country you go to, no matter where you are, there's this common use of language, right?
It's a universal, we have to save democracy, right?
We have to save democracy.
And how are we going to do that?
Not by having safe elections, not by securing elections, requiring IDs, not having mail-in ballots, in-person voting, like not by doing things that would secure a fair and free democracy.
Instead, what we're going to do is, wait, you said not allow outside money, foreign money to be involved in influencing our politics.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, right, buddy.
That's never going to be the case.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, instead, we got to censor people who say things that we don't like.
kalen dalmeida
So anytime, anytime anything happens and it like doesn't make sense, understand the reason it doesn't make sense is because it's not supposed to.
Logical people, probably a lot of the retards who watch this show are logical thinkers to a certain degree.
And if you find yourself going, I can't make sense of this.
Well, you can't make sense of it because you're not framing it correctly.
The correct framing is destruction.
The correct framing is subjugation.
That's when it'll make sense.
Am I wrong?
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what it's about.
I mean, that's like my point is, is they want to do something good.
So they always say like, we're trying to save democracy, but we're going to do it by restricting your liberties.
kalen dalmeida
Yes.
elijah schaffer
So that's kind of like the most retarded shit I've ever seen.
But I think it's scary to me because in every country, it's the same thing.
And the reason why this is important is because what, on Monday, you had Durov get arrested in France, CEO of Telegram, being held liable for CP that was apparently traded on his app.
But we know that the only reason he's getting punished is because the FBI tried to pressure him to get a backdoor to control Telegram.
He said no.
And then what did they do?
They're mad because why?
Well, because Israel's intentionally targeting journalists.
They've already killed over 100 journalists intentionally.
You can look at the killings.
They just strike their cars, bomb them because they don't want information coming out.
Check this out.
Israel's actually, you were surprised.
Israel's losing a lot of troops on the ground.
I was reading about this recently.
They're actually losing a lot.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, I actually have not heard about this.
And I go, whoa, major blind spot for me, at least.
You know, but I have been embedded with the Free Palestine protesters a lot in the past week or whatever it was during the DNC.
And I had not heard anything about Israel losing troops.
So I just assumed they were kind of all just chilling at home and just like kind of like, just blowing people up.
elijah schaffer
You ever seen them try to exercise?
kalen dalmeida
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, I don't know.
I mean, I mean, you know, it's kind of like our military, right?
I mean, they might have a lot of technology, but, you know, when we have the bad, we have bad command commanders, we have bad, you know, like literal logistics.
I mean, look when we left Afghanistan.
That was a nightmare, right?
And we left them billions of dollars of equipment.
So just because they're smart doesn't mean that they necessarily have a good battle plan here, which is why they're bombing the shit out of the Gazans because, well, they don't really have the tenacity to really go in door.
They don't have the balls.
They don't have the strength to really go in and confront their enemies.
So instead, they just take out casual, like, you know, innocent civilians in collateral damage.
But what's going on there is way beyond collateral damage.
And that's what they don't like.
It's coming out where on telegram.
What's going on in Russia?
Where is it coming out?
Oh, well, let me guess.
It's coming out on Telegram.
So then, in order to control the speech, to control the information, what do they do?
They don't go, okay, let's try to fix our strategy.
They go, let's arrest this guy for child pornography.
unidentified
But by the way, Mark Zuckerberg on the platform to begin with.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's actually on, you know, I don't believe any of those charges, but I will say this: as we get into this, guys, you know, I've been, this is a late show.
I've been energized.
I've been here.
I've been, you know, working all day.
We've been working on things.
Even Kaylin is helping me out today, just like with editing and everything.
And it's been insane.
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I'm not sure how many come in.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I ended up having, I think it was like six or seven flavors came right in.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, this is called Tropical Bliss.
elijah schaffer
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They're not just like normal flavoring.
It's all natural, clinically proven ingredients.
unidentified
Six.
elijah schaffer
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It's all very natural.
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kalen dalmeida
So yeah, this one's Tropical Bliss.
The other one, what is it called?
Like wet, slippery pink?
elijah schaffer
I have purple Riz.
I'm not even joking.
kalen dalmeida
Purple Riz.
I think, yeah, the one that I had was wet, slippery pink.
I think that's it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
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Anyway, we're talking about this amazing story of what's going on here in Brazil.
And check this out.
X has been contributing to an environment of total impunity and lawlessness in Brazilian social networks, including during the 2024 local elections.
I'm sorry.
You say that they're acting with total impunity.
Explain how this happened then.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, what is that?
elijah schaffer
How did Barry Stanton lose his profile?
kalen dalmeida
You know what?
You know what?
If I didn't know any better, I know earlier you said something that you had seen was the most retarded shit.
But I say, you know what?
I think the most retarded shit we've ever smelled came from Barry Stanton's account and we miss it.
elijah schaffer
Oh, and we do indeed.
I'm sad.
You know what's crazy is, so I don't have my normal soundboard with everything in it because Dr. Drew was in here yesterday.
I was asked by a business partner and he was like, hey, could you help, could you help Dr. Drew do a TMZ interview out of your studio?
So TMZ shows up and like all mainstream media, absolutely way too expensive of equipment, too many people involved.
Moving my couches, moving things around, unplugging lights and stuff.
You know, hey, could you not do that in the studio?
So TMZ was here yesterday.
And I'm like, okay, why are you here?
But then, so they do that.
And then we go to produce Dr. Drew's show, which we, by the way, got along really well.
But someone on his team knocked a can of Coke all over My very, very, very expensive and nice soundboard, um, and fried it like an egg in a Chinese person's house, you know.
And so, uh, so they fried it, so I don't have any of my sound effects or any like good, good sound stuff.
Um, luckily, they were very kind, and uh, they've said they've sent they're sending a new one.
So, we're gonna say thank you so much for like not only being great guests.
I'm not complaining about this.
I'm just letting people know.
If people want to know why there's no sound effects, I can't do the horns and Kalin and interrupt him.
It's because it's because the board got fried.
kalen dalmeida
You can still interrupt me, you just have to do it with your voice.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Whatever you're on, I can't wait till the show's over, buddy.
The moment that voice stops coming in here is a good night for me, man.
Yeah, um, I want to talk about so Barry Stanton did get banned, right?
So, they're still censoring.
He was on TV.
People don't know about Barry Stanton.
Uh, Barry Stanton is uh, one of the oh, is he back?
Is Barry Stanton back?
kalen dalmeida
He's back.
unidentified
Oh, no, oh shit, oh, holy shit, I just refreshed it.
kalen dalmeida
Holy crap, dude.
unidentified
Do we have a he's back?
elijah schaffer
Oh, man, no, we're not getting that.
Holy shit, all right.
So, he's he's back, he's a proud father of five.
Uh, Barry Stanton was uh sharing a lot of information.
U.S. Customs wants Indians to stop carrying cow dung in their luggage.
kalen dalmeida
He went on an all-out war against Indians, you know, like I would say he's he is the foremost expert in Indian um sanitary practices.
elijah schaffer
Why are they just always pooing in public?
You know what I mean?
And he's like, Mr. Pooh, India's anti-public defecation mascot.
So, the people in India got really mad at him and he got banned for being mass reported by the Indian media.
kalen dalmeida
They were literally talking about him on their legacy media broadcasts.
unidentified
Yeah, and they had his profile, yeah, and they got him, they uh they mass reported him.
kalen dalmeida
So, I mean, that's incredible.
elijah schaffer
Well, the craziest part about this is uh, so Barry Stanton, right, is obviously in an all-out war with the Indian community.
I don't think they came to my life.
kalen dalmeida
That's not a real name, well, it's not a real person, you know.
elijah schaffer
Like, look, there's Barry Stanton, you stink.
kalen dalmeida
Um, so wait, I think Barry is my old neighbor, okay.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so this guy he basically used this guy's picture.
So, there's this guy, he's supposed to be from England named Barry Stanton, and um, this is his face, and he had a Hitler mustache.
Now, everyone thought he had to remove the picture, that it was because he had a Hitler mustache.
Well, that's not exactly what happened.
kalen dalmeida
I thought it was just a regular mustache, but no, tell me.
elijah schaffer
No, okay, so this is uh, this is actually kind of a crazy story.
Now, I don't know if I can get my uh computer to uh to work here.
I'm just trying to get my computer to work here for a second.
One of the craziest things that happened was, first of all, Alex Rosin decided that he was going to catch his pedophiles and he was going to fight for Barry Stanton and get the Indian community to join in and sign a petition to get him reinstated.
unidentified
That would be good.
elijah schaffer
So, this is the kind of quality you get on Friday night shows, guys.
Barry Stanton information updates.
Check this out.
unidentified
So, we have a petition.
So, an individual named Barry Stanton got banned on Twitter, and he thought Indians were the shit.
And he was a big representative of the Indian community.
Indians were the shit.
He was a representative of the Indian community.
He was a proud father of five.
And, you know, we're just hoping to get the support to Houston to the Indian community to bring Barry back on Twitter.
You know, we should have signature just to bring Barry back.
That's all.
No, yeah, just right there.
It's not number one.
That's all it is.
Thank you so much.
elijah schaffer
I love Alex.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, if you can.
unidentified
Okay.
Barry Stanton got banned on Twitter and he's at a gas station getting Indians sent a petition to reinstate Barry Stanton.
kalen dalmeida
It's funny because that's like the only pretty station.
So like every circuit is a gas station.
unidentified
We don't have anything else.
Oh, like that.
And also, we get a picture on this here.
This is a petition.
Barry Stanton got banned.
elijah schaffer
Can this guy just buy a tall can?
unidentified
Is that what you do?
elijah schaffer
He's like a plastic paper bag.
unidentified
Signature doesn't bounty to anything, but there we go.
To help your community out.
Thank you so much.
We really appreciate it.
Make it a receipt for that.
20, please.
Thank you.
kalen dalmeida
All right.
unidentified
That's day one of canvassing.
elijah schaffer
Predator posu arrests in 46 states, suicides in two.
And he's getting Indians to sign Barry Stanton things.
Now, here's what's crazy.
So remember how I told you how it's way crazier than you even ever thought?
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
This Barry Stanton story?
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
Okay, listen to this.
So there was that picture.
And it turns out that allegedly that's not actually Barry Stanton.
Listen to this.
So check this out.
So UK granddad devastated after his face was used for fictional racist Twitter account Barry Stanton.
kalen dalmeida
Do you see this?
elijah schaffer
Sucks.
Nigel Addison, a 62-year-old former labor counselor from Droit Witch in Worcestershire.
Nigel said that his portrait being associated with a racist Twitter account has had serious consequences.
There he is.
Someone out there is using my name and picture to spread racist hate messages, he said.
I'm being called up and contacted from people all over the world asking if I'm the real Barry Stanton.
Others say that I'm awful for trying to get Barry Stanton to stop using my picture.
It was just so overwhelming.
I could have cried.
I was just thinking, what the hell is going on?
Despite many labeling the original account as vile and disgusting.
By the way, guys, this will tie into with banning X because this is like what people are complaining about X.
This account is what people are the most mad about right now.
Yeah, yeah.
So this has to do with banning, right?
He got suspended and it got on the media.
It's like international news.
This is an international story.
So if you think we're not covering something important here, you're like, this is not important.
This is like Ben on, I mean, there's 1.4 billion Indians.
Remember, if a million Indians shipped off to every country in the world, there would still be 1.2 billion of them.
So there's a lot of these motherfuckers.
You know what I mean?
They're a lot.
This is a lot of these guys.
There's a lot of Indians.
Whether you like it or not.
I didn't care.
Maybe you don't like it.
Maybe you don't like it.
kalen dalmeida
Maybe there's more.
unidentified
I think maybe there's more, probably, than anyone has ever said probably before.
kalen dalmeida
I don't know many people who would have been a little bit more.
elijah schaffer
In the colour of poopy.
It's a poopy color skin.
No, I know.
That's my Trump Maracist Trump impression.
No, but this is crazy.
unidentified
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
Nigel said his life and the lives of his two daughters, agents in 26 and 38, have suffered.
They have all been bombarded with messages asking about Barry.
I just want people to know that I am nothing like that and it's nothing to do with me.
What if somebody takes it seriously?
What if I was walking down the road and somebody said I was that Barry Stanton?
I was the one behind all those racist things.
I could be attacked.
When someone said Lameo, Gramps roasted an entire country.
unidentified
And she's like, it wasn't him.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
What do you think?
kalen dalmeida
No, I just think it would be funny if it was him.
I just think it'd be funny, you know?
He got away with it.
I mean, obviously, it's probably not, but I wasn't lying when I said that I had a neighbor from the UK whose name was Barry.
Really?
Maybe it is my neighbor.
Really?
And I think my mom's watching tonight, and she's probably laughing right now because Barry didn't like dogs very much.
elijah schaffer
Pit bulls.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, because I still like the pit bull owners.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
Right.
elijah schaffer
Like, I feel like property value goes down every time a pit bull barks in the neighborhood, you know?
I'm just going to say, and you know what they say?
This is the worst part.
Like, pit bulls aren't dangerous.
It's just bad owners, which is crazy because most pit bulls and men are terrible.
And they're usually owned by certain types of people.
And they're not Indian.
I can tell you that.
Because Indians aren't inherently violent.
unidentified
They're just stinky.
kalen dalmeida
Right, right, right.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Did you see that tweet today?
unidentified
It was like CEO of Google.
kalen dalmeida
Indian.
unidentified
Stinky.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Smell this meme and tell me who the CEO is.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, that's a good one.
unidentified
Aha.
elijah schaffer
I know who he is.
Anyway, all right.
Important facts here.
But anyway, back to the back to Barry Stan.
So Barry stands back.
They were really mad about it.
But the most important thing of this is that people are mad at X because they're allowing people to speak freely.
And here's what I was going to say.
You know, X isn't perfect.
I don't believe that Elon is some special answer to all of our issues.
But it is interesting that the ADL points out that X has gotten more racist and anti-Semitic.
What strikes me as insane is when people are allowed to speak their mind, why is it that they always start becoming racist and anti-Semitic?
Is it that free speech makes people racist and anti-Semitic?
Or is it that racism was a preservation method that was used to help protect our species and protect our in-group?
And it's developed.
Discrimination's developed because what if we were judging them by their character the entire time type of thing?
You know what I mean?
Like, what if, you know, what if I've never judged anyone by the color of their skin?
You know, what if?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know?
And that's a genuine thing.
I don't think ever in my head, I've just assumed that somebody is a bad person because of the color of their skin.
kalen dalmeida
No, no.
One of the just like I've never thought that discrimination was always bad.
There's positive discrimination, which is what you're talking about.
But like if a Vietnamese opens up a fish market and then they hire only Vietnamese people from Vietnam who are maybe their family members or like people they know, and they don't hire anybody else, like black people, are we marching?
Who's marching into the Vietnamese fish market and telling, hey, you son of a bitch, you better start hiring some whites around here.
You better start hiring some blacks.
I don't see any diversity here.
So no one's doing that.
One, that's a different issue altogether, but diversity, or excuse me, discrimination in that sense is good, right?
It helps their community, yada, yada, yada, just like you were saying.
elijah schaffer
So yeah.
Also, that's all I was going to say.
It's like, it's what they're trying to do is they want us to be global citizens.
Okay.
So as many people know, I work directly.
I'm a journalist at the Gateway Pundit.
I'm also a commentator and helped run the Vigilant News Network.
Okay.
And it's news every single day.
The shows are doing really well.
It's doing about four, that shows doing about 400,000 views on average a day, which is really good.
And I'm very happy about that.
However, the problem with what's going on here is that the reason why they don't want us to have a voice is they don't want us to have individual identity.
This is kind of a deep subject because they don't want us to have a nationalistic understanding of ourselves, our country.
They want us to be global citizens.
There's this crazy video that came out from Mug Club.
I don't know if you saw it.
kalen dalmeida
I haven't seen it.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Well, let me go here.
This is from our website here.
You can go.
Let me just go here.
So, yeah.
So here's our website, right?
VNN.
You can get news stories from me every single day.
Plus, you get Maria Z.
We have really great staff writers.
We're growing.
We already have like over 120,000 followers on X and our main partner in publication.
We're already at 1.1 million and we only have a few million readers per month, I think.
But we're like at Gateway.
We have like 3 million a day.
But it's brand new.
It's about six and a half months old.
So I'm pretty happy where we're at with this.
And this has been a huge blessing.
So because I obviously I like bullshitting on this show and having fun, but I also like doing real news and stuff.
But this was crazy.
So an undercover UN investigation reveals an extremely concerning situation.
This happened here that in a damning revelation, undercover video released by Ladderworth Crowder's Mud Club, Undercover Unit has exposed the United Nations' deep-rooted fears of a second term for former President Donald Trump.
The undercover video features George Pauletti, an associate legal officer in the treaty section of the UN's Office of Legal Affairs.
He openly admitted that the UN is terrified of another Trump administration and that the organization's globalist ambitions directly clash with Trump's America First policies.
It's down here posted by Maria.
You've got to check this out.
So it is about eight minutes.
We'll break it down moment by moment.
But this is part of why I'm saying why they need to ban X.
They need to ban these things is because anything that pushes the America First movement, anything that pushes individual identity, freedom of thought takes away this idea that you're a useless cog in the machine, that you're a global citizen.
kalen dalmeida
There's a reason.
Yeah, just this global earthling identity.
It's funny, though, because if you don't specify your location on X, where does it say?
unidentified
Oh, it says from Earth.
elijah schaffer
Which is not necessarily true in all cases, but look at this.
So it's kind of, you got to watch the, you got to read the subtitles here, guys, because you can barely hear the sound.
But it's listen to why, listen to exactly why the UN doesn't want Trump to win.
This is important, especially if you guys are disaffected by Trump's current status, you know, as being pro-abortion now and sort of becoming a very liberal.
He's become very liberal in the last six, seven months here.
I don't even recognize him.
You know, it's not for like, I'm not a never Trump or anything.
I just, he's become very progressive in his policies and his desire socially.
Maybe he was always that way.
kalen dalmeida
I think.
unidentified
I think he probably was.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but maybe he was going after a different crowd.
And I think I liked it better in 2016.
I liked when we were a little bit edgy, you know?
kalen dalmeida
Well, hey, we'll see what the long game is here.
I'm always a big observer of the times.
elijah schaffer
Are you a watcher?
kalen dalmeida
I am a watcher.
elijah schaffer
So when everyone was doing nothing, you were watching.
kalen dalmeida
Yes, I was watching nine-hour videos all the way through.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I saw a commentator today say that.
I'm actually always really blown away by how highly commentators think of themselves.
Like, I'm very clear with everyone on this show.
I'm like fucking retarded.
unidentified
You are.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Like, I shouldn't.
kalen dalmeida
You're the stupidest person I've ever met.
elijah schaffer
You shouldn't even listen to the show.
Why would you hear?
Why are you here?
kalen dalmeida
Like, I don't know how you get out of bed.
Like, you, it's like, somehow you have a driver's license.
You can tie your shoes.
I think.
elijah schaffer
Well, I have a spine unlike you.
So, you know what I mean?
So there's that.
You know, that supports my back.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, but an octopus is smarter than you are, and they don't have any spine.
elijah schaffer
That's why I don't eat octopus.
I don't eat animals smarter than me.
I know.
I know.
But then that goes to show.
Listen to this, though.
But this is the video.
It is really remarkable.
And there's some key points.
unidentified
listen.
And the definition.
One of the objectives of the UN is to create an identity of a globalist and create this institution.
Which is the closest we've ever got to sound like a world over.
You know, the United Nations does not have its own army.
Absolutely.
I'm not sure.
The United Nations as an institution is going to survive a second time right now.
The United States government funds 27% of the UN budget.
Is that more than anyone else?
Oh, by a long stretch.
United Nations, we have the action of the United States backing it up.
It's not going to be effective.
Our purpose is to offend the international institutions that somehow level the place.
It's a moment that is deeply nationalistic.
It's America first.
We've got to make America great.
We want some American friends.
Good to see you in the audience.
Yeah, because I remember her.
We are terrified.
We are terrified.
We're terrified.
So the internal vibe of the UN, it's like no one wants Trump.
Absolutely.
Nobody wants Trump.
So it's the UN.
I would say for 95% of issues related to international business security, yes.
It's my movement.
Internationalist.
No, Trump.
It's a moment that is deeply nationalistic.
It's America first.
that will make America great again.
America, America, America.
We hate immigrants.
We hate everybody that is like us, doesn't think like us, doesn't look like us.
Right?
That's a central element.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so obviously what he's talking about there is like xenophobia, right?
He's talking about, or as I like to call it, being cool.
You know what I mean?
It's like he's going, okay, America First.
This is what I'm getting.
He thinks America First means what I wish it still meant, but it doesn't.
You know, like xenophobia was epic.
That was an epic era of Trumplicanism.
Like, I remember, you know, and what I mean, xenophobic, I mean being concerned and not wanting people who don't share our values around us and coming in.
And, you know, and they try to make xenophobia seem like a bad word.
You know, but the more that I see countries that are still xenophobic, Serbia or Poland, I'm like, damn, we could use a little bit of that, you know, in our countries because they use these words in a negative way.
And we need to take them back and realize that they're not bad.
It's almost like it sounds like, ha, ha, ha, like, it's like idiocracy.
Like, he's skinny.
Ha You're in shape, you fucking loser.
And it's like, well, like, just because we live in an era of retards that they think xenophobia is bad, you know, to be cautious of foreigners and outsiders and to discriminate and to make sure that you know who's who and you have a country that's ordered and civilized and has an identity, that is a powerful preservation strategy.
And they're like, you know, because of Trump, they made xenophobia seem like it's a bad word.
The only thing I have to say is that it's a hard word to spell.
So that's why.
unidentified
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
It's not spelled with a Z.
But do you think though that do you think though that maybe it's this sort of xenophobic messaging is maybe not expressed as much?
Because I don't know.
Has he necessarily has the platform changed?
Has he come out and said, no, actually, I want all the people.
unidentified
Yes.
kalen dalmeida
I want to see.
elijah schaffer
He actually did.
unidentified
Yeah.
He said that.
elijah schaffer
Said, we've got to bring in lots more people from all over the world.
We've got to just attack the illegals, but they've just got to bring tons and tons of people.
And he said, we've got to increase it.
We got to bring more and more.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And he said he's flirting with stapling of green cards to the diplomas and stuff.
So he's completely done 180 on his.
This is what I don't understand about the Trump worship today.
I've never been more of a diehard Trump fan.
But I'm not a fan of somebody just because they exist.
I'm a fan of what they stand for.
And I've been a fan of, that's why when they're saying, oh, he's xenophobic and this stuff, it's like, yeah, that's what I liked.
And I mean that in a positive way.
Like, you know, it doesn't mean I hate anyone.
It just means that I want, you know, America to be for the Americans, you know, and we have an identity and it's a Western European white identity that has been around forever.
And some people wanted that.
And we've always had people who aren't white live here.
And there's always been people around who weren't.
But this country was designed for us and our posterity.
And now it's kind of like when everybody's a superhero, the no one is.
When you let anyone in, and then there's what happens?
People start losing their identity.
And that's what's happening today.
People don't know who they are.
They don't even know what this country is.
And they stop respecting the Constitution.
And then people can do whatever they want.
And then no one's going to hold them accountable.
And then you have problems.
Nothing gets done.
And you're fighting about reparations and making wrong, right the wrongs of the past, then driving the future.
You're not building infrastructure and highways and technology.
You're just fucking fighting about racism and what women need.
And you've lost any drive, you know?
And I'm just saying.
So like, they say, oh, xenophobia is bad.
Well, if everything they say that's bad today is what's made the world that we are.
So if they say, okay, all those things are bad.
We stop doing those things to become who we are today.
Then fuck you.
Let's get back to that stuff.
You know, like they say, racists built America.
And that's always, that's the key to the statement.
Yeah, they actually built it, right?
So do you guys like that?
You like building things?
Maybe we should get back to building the country.
That's like the best thing I've ever heard.
I read that somewhere, you know, or I listened to that somewhere.
Someone said, you know, why don't we, it's like, that's what they always say, like, you know, racist, white men built this country.
Interesting, well, man, all right, it looks like a lot of people have been tearing shit down recently.
Maybe we could get some of that shit back.
kalen dalmeida
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, you say they're racist and white, and then you say that they like built the greatest nation the world's ever seen.
So is that bad then?
You know?
And I'm not saying like being a dick, but just like they're trying to make us seem they're horrible, but the world they've made is fake and gay, right?
kalen dalmeida
It sucks.
Well, yeah, they have a fake gay world where America was never great.
It's like, okay, whatever.
There's no winning with them.
So, you know, I just don't bother.
I just don't bother.
There's no winning with these types of people.
There's no changing their minds.
There's no convincing them of anything.
There's no giving them actual valuable information because they don't have the same values.
So it just doesn't matter.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And someone said, where the fuck is Mr. Mendoza?
He's at a wedding.
He's at a gay wedding, actually.
Mike's celebrating.
He's really big in supporting gay marriage.
He's at a gay marriage right now.
kalen dalmeida
I could just condemn it fully.
Well, Mike is disavow.
Disavow.
elijah schaffer
Mike, where's chapstick?
kalen dalmeida
Fully disavow.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
unidentified
That's a little sucks.
kalen dalmeida
As a man, disavow.
elijah schaffer
Mike, where's chapstick?
I'm just saying.
You know what I mean?
There's a lot to be questioned in something like that.
unidentified
You know, I really just, I really just like my lips to be just kind of juicy and luscious.
elijah schaffer
You do work for Turning Point, don't you?
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I want to get back to the video.
kalen dalmeida
It's actually really nice.
elijah schaffer
It's actually nice.
By the way, I really like an unpopular opinion.
I actually like Turning Point, and I like a lot of the people that run Turning Point.
I think they're really great people.
I think what happens with people's opinions on Turning Point being so negative sometimes on certain sides of the right wing or too positive, it's just an organization.
Shouldn't be worshiping it.
Like, you shouldn't be worshiping anything, you know, or like you should worship God only.
But also with the negativity, sometimes I feel like people's opinions on Turning Point are like people getting mad that their minivan can't win a drag race.
You know, it's like, what did that mean?
It's like you don't know what it is and what it's for.
And people say, well, they gatekeep and they gatekeep.
Yes, everybody does.
unidentified
That's true.
elijah schaffer
That's 100% true, but they can keep their own events.
So, you know, there's other things to do.
Like, we're completely independent here and we do whatever the fuck we want.
We build a studio.
I'm not looking for a job from anyone.
We're doing our own thing.
But I think people look at it and they're like, why isn't Turning Point Nick Fuentes?
Because it's not and it's not designed to be.
And I don't think you understand that two things can exist at the same time.
And they're like, yeah, but they're Zionists and stuff.
Yeah.
And you know what?
You don't have to be and you also don't have to support them, give them money or do anything.
And so I don't know.
I just think people like confused.
I think people get confused.
They want everything to be the same and think like them and they don't realize some people are just different.
Some people are really genuinely love Israel.
Even if I don't agree with that.
kalen dalmeida
Sometimes they do.
elijah schaffer
But they do.
kalen dalmeida
Sometimes they do.
And, you know, sometimes like Andrew Wilson was saying the other day, it's tied into their faith.
It's actually, it's what they believe God has commanded them, you know, to to love.
You know, if you love me, you will love Israel.
As if Jesus said it.
He didn't say that.
But no, I think genuinely, I think Turning Point has a place.
I think it is the, I think it has its place on the right.
And, you know, I think if you're somebody who likes Nick Fuentes, that's fine.
I think that's fine.
elijah schaffer
You know what we need to do?
We need to have like, this is what I was going to say, not like a, like a gay debate, not like whether or not you should wear chapstick as a man, but an actual, like, what I would really wish is that we could get like six people on a panel and that are like maybe like thought leaders of their own individual side.
Like I think Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro come to mind.
Okay.
Like Charlie Kirk would be more like a Christian, like a Christian Zionist sort of like really does care about the country, has more of like a maybe a traditional, you know, view, a traditional conservativism, like a Reagan kind of kind of feel.
Get someone like Ben Shapiro, who's very religiously motivated, you know, serves a foreign country above all else, that has a lot of influence.
Like that's a good because, you know, he swindles a lot of people into thinking he's America first.
And then, you know, get someone like Nick Fuentes on.
I think that, you know, has that they, that they, you've got to get people you despise.
And then a few people in the middle.
Like it'd be nice to have like a libertarian right, like maybe like Austin Peterson or somebody like that.
And like, let's just say two other people.
kalen dalmeida
Or like a Michael Malice maybe.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe Michael Malis, but it'd be nice to do like what I mean, like presidential primary debate type style.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where it's not like a podcast where they're sitting around a table and it's like, oh, I'm going to one-up you.
But it's like, hey, okay, question for the panel.
You know?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where should our support be for Israel?
And let them explain because, you know, I think it would be interesting to watch their ideas come up against each other.
And I think that some people would be surprised that some people have really good reasoning behind their opinions on certain things that you, you know, you still disagree with them, but you can start to understand.
And I think we've lost it as a country of like understanding why someone's wrong.
You know, but you get it though.
kalen dalmeida
You know what I mean?
You also have to have the attention span.
You also have to have the attention span.
And a lot of people don't have that today.
And also, like, when you're saying that, I agree.
We have to be able to share the details.
We have to actually get into the nitty-gritty and face some things that maybe we don't necessarily like.
That goes for Nick, that goes for Ben, that goes for Charlie, that goes for, you know, whoever is on the panel.
But like, it can't just be like a, you know, a shit slinging match in India, you know, for 20 minutes.
It has to be more than that.
It has to be more than that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, the shit.
I'm saying, like, it has to be something good in terms of it would be nice to just hear the ideas because, like I said, there's a lot of people who aren't voting.
I know Nick's one of them.
And I happen to find that a lot of the people who are not voting, you know, tend to be childless and unmarried.
And I think when you have kids, that changes your perspective.
And so I'm saying, like, sometimes, you know, let's say Nick is right on Israel, in my opinion, and I think Charlie's incorrect.
It would be interesting to hear Charlie really explain because he's a father.
And so as a dad, it would be interesting.
Like, I want to hear what the dads on the panel think because maybe there's a motive or a reason about being a father.
They care about some sort of stability or, you know, preventing a war.
They don't want their kids going off.
And I think we've lost that ability to be like, oh, well, why?
I don't agree with you, but really, how did you come to that?
Are you just an obstinate prick?
Do you just suck cock?
Or are you perhaps maybe like a smart person and you've come to a different conclusion, but you have a reasonable means to get there?
And that's what I mean.
It's like, and so I don't like the idea of just discounting everyone you disagree with.
So I haven't blacklisted anyone.
I would talk with any of these people.
And I've been finding a lot of new friends and working in the more networking side of life now.
Life is a lot better.
I'm a lot better off now.
But, you know, getting out of the conning, you know, global sphere because you just have like, there's too many, too much focus on like giving minorities, homosexuals, and women too much power and authority in the conning sphere.
That's my, my main opinion isn't the Israel thing.
It's that they just, they intentionally give people with weak positions a lot of influence and money to kind of keep the status quo of the right-wing movement very docile and very fake and gay.
And it's not that everyone in there is like that.
I don't think Charlie's like that.
In my opinion, I really respect Charlie a lot.
And I have no, I've always respected him because I understand where he's coming from.
And I know that mindset.
Like I know, I grew up in that.
I grew up in that, like, you know, the Calvary Chapel, Israel, like the dispensation.
Like, I grew up in that.
I totally get it.
But, but I respect him.
I just don't like the idea of like people clout chasing and like trying to get followers.
It's like, bro, there's nothing gayer than being popular in politics.
Like, that's, you don't want to be popular in politics.
Politics, like, it's, you're a loser.
Like, it's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome, you know?
kalen dalmeida
I tend to think that, you know, I don't know, politics, media in general, it's like the two places that attract like some of the worst types of people.
And somehow you've got this Venn diagram where they converge.
unidentified
Oh, Venn diagrams.
elijah schaffer
They're really, you know, Venn diagrams are really important.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You ever snap Kamala Harris?
unidentified
I love Venn diagrams because you get one thing and another thing.
And they intersect.
kalen dalmeida
I'm surprised you don't work at Turning Point.
Did you hear that?
The impression.
unidentified
And when things intersect, that's how it works.
elijah schaffer
You're like, shit, dude.
I feel like the way she explains things is like when I'm toasted, I'm so high on weed.
Like, like, geez, man.
You know what I mean?
kalen dalmeida
Cooked, just completely cooked.
elijah schaffer
Hell yeah.
I want to remind you guys as we talk about this.
I think it's our last chance.
We're about to get there.
Oh my gosh.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
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kalen dalmeida
But also, this isn't one of those scams where it's like they're going to give the car away to one of their friends, they're just going to, you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
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Anyway, all right, let's get back to the show.
We're talking, uh, we are here.
We're uh, Kaitlyn's been coming out, you know, on this show.
Oh, hey, Kaylin's coming out, so we're really happy.
I wish I had the horns.
Um, we were talking, by the way, if you're if you're new to the show about what happened in Brazil, uh, and we were talking about censorship and kind of what's going on.
And the reason why I'm talking about Con Inc. and the things that are going on there is because you know, I think there's been a lot of accusations that people in those situations are, you know, they're censoring, right?
There's a difference between gatekeeping and censoring.
I want to talk to you about that.
Like, okay, there is a little bit of a difference, right?
There's a difference with saying we have a certain organization or a mission, and there's certain missions and people and ideas that we don't want to align with, and we don't want to give opportunities to.
And, of course, the only time gatekeeping is bad, like just like discrimination isn't necessarily always bad.
Gatekeeping isn't bad unless you're lying about your mission and you're doing the opposite.
Like, if you're saying, Hey, we're about uniting the conservative movement, we're about having a big tent, but not you guys.
Like, you know, if you're like, we want to bring people together, but not him, then you're kind of like having a double standard.
That's hypocrisy.
And I think that that's what people notice sometimes with big organizations.
But I think on the flip side, I think that one thing that we all do unite on all sides of the right wing turning point and the more dissident right and the groipers and maybe like the libertarians and different people is we definitely need to fix this censorship problem.
And it's coming from both the Democrats and the Republicans.
They're all in on this shit.
It's a uniparty.
You know that because when Republicans controlled House, they didn't do anything about it.
Okay.
I remember I've told people, I'm not going to tell which congressman I was talking to, but apparently our old speaker of the house, McCarthy, when he was trying to put those anti-censorship bills against Alphabet, he was staying in an apartment that was owned by one of the CEOs of Alphabet or of Google, actually.
So the daughter company.
So he's getting free kickbacks, free apartments while he's fighting for our free speech to fight Google's monopoly.
My point being is like, it's like, okay, gatekeeping is a different conversation, but I think we need to let our differences aside for like five minutes and maybe unite a little bit and stop shit talking each other.
And like, hey, we have a real problem, but the censorship is getting serious.
And these are not small little countries.
We're not talking about Azerbaijan or something.
Like, Brazil is a fucking big place.
Okay.
And it's going, it's becoming totalitarian.
France, France is being used to carry out the CIA and the FBI's dirty work.
Okay.
So Elon Musk could be next.
You could be next.
You have children being arrested.
An 11-year-old.
I think we talked about that on Wednesday.
An 11-year-old was arrested in the UK.
kalen dalmeida
For rioting.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
For rioting.
For rioting.
You ever seen an 11-year-old riot?
elijah schaffer
No.
Yeah.
I have a.
Oh, I mean, obviously, we don't say my son's name on here, but he's pretty cute.
He's pretty awesome.
We like that guy.
Check this out.
Story here.
Reuters.
Reuters is the original Jewish media founded by Jewish Zionists.
And so I like to use it because if I ever want to kind of see what the establishment or like mainstream media's opinion, like the Zog, this sort of like hegemony that we're up against, I find Reuters is the best source because it gives me like the most watered down globalist agenda shit.
So I like to use it as a source.
That sounds weird, but I like to see what they're saying about this.
So fact check.
Read this.
unidentified
Read it.
elijah schaffer
You can read this, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
Fact check.
unidentified
Okay.
kalen dalmeida
11-year-old arrested on suspicion of violent disorder after riots, not mean tweets.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Can we just start with that one, by the way?
kalen dalmeida
What does that mean?
elijah schaffer
Why is an 11-year-old getting arrested?
Why did you take him to his parents' house?
You know what I mean?
Like, an 11-year-old, like, as a cop, okay?
The only people you're supposed to be beating are blacks.
No, I'm just kidding.
Now, that's what people say, right?
But the cops, right?
They're out there, and everyone knows that they have like a, you know, people always accuse them of that stuff.
An 11-year-old is not like a 16-year-old, right?
Like, if you're like 16, you're like a man.
Like, you haven't gone through.
Your balls haven't dropped yet.
You're a child.
kalen dalmeida
I would like to know some of the details because the headlines.
I was going to say, I was going to say, well, maybe it was just like a curfew thing.
elijah schaffer
No, let's look at this.
Look at this.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You got it?
Can you read that?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
kalen dalmeida
An 11-year-old was arrested in August on suspicion of violent disorder during riots in Northeast England, not for mean tweets on social media, police told Reuters.
Contrary to post-wise.
elijah schaffer
Wait, wait, would stop there.
This is what I love about fact-checking, which is why they do this thing, by the way, because they don't want the story to get out.
Nobody, not a single person.
I work enough, I work in the media.
I know everybody pretty much.
Nobody, I never saw one tweet about anyone saying he got arrested for mean tweets.
Everybody said he got arrested for attending a riot under its like nobody, not, I never saw someone claim it.
So what they do is this: like if they don't want a story getting out, because then they do this missing context tag, and then they demote all the posts about a story.
This is how that works.
It's about getting posts to be demoted in the algorithm so people don't find out about it.
So they fact-check something that was never said.
Like it could be like, you know, like if people don't want me to watch this episode, it could be like fact check.
There were no flamingos drinking alcohol on last night's episode of Elijah.
Popular of what people were saying, lots of people were saying there was drunk flamingos.
And so someone posts a clip, they put it through the algorithm.
Anything from it goes missing context demotes it.
Just so you know, before you watch this clip about censorship, there's no drunk flamingos ever in that studio.
I swear to you, I'm swearing right now.
You can look in every room.
Don't do it.
They might be here.
No, but do you got what I'm saying?
It's a wild example, but that's how they do.
Like, it's about demoting in the algorithm.
People say, what's the fact check about?
It's about making sure people don't get certain information that they don't want you to access or know without, because it doesn't violate terms of service.
kalen dalmeida
So they're like gaming.
They're like gaming it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
Okay.
Anyway, it's just platform abuse.
And so, contrary to posts widely shared online, it says, breaking police have just arrested an 11-year-old over his mean tweets, posted on social media and Facebook, whatever.
The posts shared a photograph by PA Images of Cleveland's police raiding a house during arrests related to the violence that followed the fatal stabbing of three children on what does that say?
What is that?
I'm missing a word there.
elijah schaffer
These websites are unusable, dude.
They're unusable.
kalen dalmeida
Do you see how that was?
It was like, okay, we already know that.
And then they just repeat the headline.
elijah schaffer
What's this post?
Can we look at this?
kalen dalmeida
I don't, is that even the same story?
I'm very confused by this.
elijah schaffer
Look at this.
So British police have just arrested 11-year-old over his mean tweets posted.
So they don't even have the person.
We don't even know who posted this.
kalen dalmeida
Okay.
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
That's so great.
We don't even know who posted it.
We don't know who posted it.
Okay.
kalen dalmeida
Tweets arrest.
unidentified
Why?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
Why is it?
elijah schaffer
And it'll be like some clickbait page that no, that's not the main story.
There's no publications.
Like somebody randomly like, somebody said that Taylor Swift has a dick.
We're just fact-checking it.
It got 10 million views.
It's like, you fucking retard.
That's not how the news was.
If it was like, maybe if like articles were posted, it's like, hey, contrary to like fact-checking, and people were saying this in articles, like some random post that somebody said, like, apparently Michelle Obama does have a dick.
You know what I mean?
Like, I mean, I don't do that.
But like, this is retarded.
All right, go back to this.
Let me go back to Reuters here.
kalen dalmeida
Where's the actual story?
Because I feel like, okay.
So three people were stabbed, and that led to the, that led to the riot.
Is that what went on?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but the spokesperson said that 11-year-old.
Yeah, yeah, but it says that the spokesperson said an 11-year-old, one of five juveniles arrested on suspicion of violent disorder by the force in relation to the rights.
By the way, they raided his home for an 11-year-old.
Cleveland police arrested another 11-year-old on suspicion of arson after a police vehicle was set alight in Hartlepool on July 31st.
According to a spokesperson, and in August 1st statement, the child was released on bail.
The spokesperson said.
kalen dalmeida
Well, that, okay, like you're lighting stuff on fire.
elijah schaffer
But if you're 11, yeah, but if you're 11, you don't need to get your house raided.
You're an 11-year-old, you can just like knock on their door and say, like, hey, we'd like to talk to you.
You don't like, and you don't raid homes over an 11-year-old.
You don't, they don't pose like a risk to the public, right?
Unless, but it depends what the skin color was of the 11-year-old.
kalen dalmeida
Well, I suppose.
elijah schaffer
Because if he was white, he should go to jail immediately because that's illegal.
We need to arrest him.
You can't have white kids walking around.
I didn't even know there were still white kids in London.
kalen dalmeida
Well, I was going to say you can't have those violent white children, those violent whites, those violent whites walking around in London.
It's an Islamic nation.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I honestly, I didn't know.
I really didn't know that white people still existed in that country.
So that's pretty, that's new news to me.
kalen dalmeida
It's incredible.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and new news.
But here's the verdict.
It's misleading.
There you go.
That's what I was going to show you.
So it's like, it's misleading.
It's a fact check.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Something's with the fact checking.
It's either true or not, right?
But they go, it's misleading.
It's missing.
How do you mislead a fact?
How do you have a misleading fact?
kalen dalmeida
So, so.
elijah schaffer
The context is misleading, but that's not a fact then.
Now you're talking about commentary, not facts, just opinions.
And now you're fact-checking people's framing, which is not a fact then.
It's just your opinion, subjective opinion.
I hate fact-checkers.
unidentified
I hope.
I just really hope that they hate life and then the end.
kalen dalmeida
You're a fact-checker, though, aren't you?
I actually am a real- authenticated fact-checker, like certified, authentic.
elijah schaffer
Do you remember that?
kalen dalmeida
Genuine.
elijah schaffer
Do you remember that?
And everyone got really mad because I put in my bio that I was a certified fact checker.
And it became like the people are fact-checking the fact checking.
And people were asking me, who certified you?
And I would say the inner.
unidentified
What was it?
kalen dalmeida
No, no, no.
elijah schaffer
What was it?
It was the, oh, yeah, yeah.
Wait, I think it was this.
kalen dalmeida
It's like the Ministry of Truth or something.
elijah schaffer
No, When they would ask me, I would say like the first association government geopolitical oversight treaty board and it spelt faggot.
And they didn't know that.
I don't remember exactly the words I used, but I, but I, but I was certified by that it spelled the word.
Everyone would be like, oh, they just accept it.
Like when journalists would ask me, there was this whole time where I was like really trolling the media.
That's when Twitter was fun.
When like the media was like mostly the elites on there that you could like interact with and troll.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And now, to me, Twitter sucks.
Like I don't like, I don't even like the new Twitter.
I don't like it.
kalen dalmeida
Well, yeah, the check mark used to mean something.
If you had the check mark and you weren't like some legacy media person, it was, it meant something.
You know what I mean?
Now you can buy it.
elijah schaffer
Well, just what's what's promoted in the algorithm isn't anything useful.
Like that, too.
Like, there's no, there's no, like, like, like, it used to be like, if you had like a good quote or you like burn someone, it would like get pushed to the front.
So there was a lot more fights and interesting commentary.
And now it's just like, you know, either the one that gets really pushed to the front, it's like anti-Semitic stuff, Indian, Indian humor, and like, you know, like talking that, telling Elon Musk that he's great, like being like, Elon Musk, number one app, and you're like a dog, you know, meme.
And it's like, and he like comments on it, like a bunch of exclamation points.
Like the only people that really I see are people that Elon Musk comments on or like promotes or is banging maybe.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, but you know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
We can put a couple.
kalen dalmeida
I also don't exist in any other sphere of the platform.
So I don't know what sports look like.
I don't know what, you know, maybe it's beneficial if you're just like a regular person who like has your head in the sand, like you don't pay attention to like anything that matters.
You know, you're not concerned about that stuff.
Maybe it's like really great for them.
Maybe they're making money hand over fist, you know, with their replies and their sports videos and things like that.
But as far as the political sphere, yeah, it sucks because every time I log on, I see a video or I see a post that says, what is this?
What is this?
What do you notice?
Or it's Dom Lucre saying, you know, oh, you know, Michelle Obama, you've been selected to be exposed.
And then they never get exposed.
And, you know, and then he probably owns like eight accounts and then he'll post like, you know, 24 videos in the replies and none of them are related to the actual thing.
I'm not saying I'm not saying that he is.
I'm just saying maybe people do.
elijah schaffer
Well, it just sucks.
It just, and I don't, I don't even understand it because they also said too, I mean, this is like, this is like a serious thing.
They said that followers don't matter anymore.
They're trying to boost accounts from like nobody.
But what, what, but what sucks is about that is like, that's good.
That's good.
But also what sucks is like, you know, obviously if you're big because you're like the CNN and they were, you know, rigging things in favor of you, then that sucked.
But if you've worked really hard to build a following and you want to access your followers, you don't get to access them anymore.
So you can post something and you get like a thousand impressions.
You have a million followers because it's no longer, they don't give you access to your audience.
This is what I think is dangerous.
That's what YouTube's done.
Facebook does.
We're like, you know, that's our YouTube account.
We can't access our audience.
You know what I mean?
Like you can't, you can't get your shit out to your people.
And that's why, you know, we have such a smaller audience on Rumble, but get more views because of whatever.
But I've noticed like our lives on X, when they put in the new algorithms, whatever, this last week, the views went down by like 70% on the live streams, even because they even said, like, it's not, you're not guaranteed that your stuff's going to be seen by people.
It has to do with who replies to it.
But then it's like, who's replying to a live stream?
And then it's like, you know, so that's why what really matters is if Elon comments on your shit, that's what the new algorithm is.
It's if Elon comments, the strength of who replies is what matters the most.
And so now, again, it's like, you know, I might start sucking Elon's dick because that's what everyone's doing.
Some people are actually doing that.
They're actually physically doing that.
Yeah.
Some of these hoes that interact with him for sure, you know, he likes toxic, dicky down toxic women, you know, so that's what he likes.
He was with Amber Heard, you know?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, and that ugly fucking ugly man.
Grimes is just so fucking ugly.
And I'm saying that.
Look at me.
I'm saying that.
I can judge.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Right.
I want to, I just want to say, I'm not going to override that guy's dick, but if it does help my algorithms, maybe.
No, I'm just kidding.
I also don't like the ass kissing of Elon on the app.
If this is like foreign to people, there's like people that's like, it's like, it's glazing, right?
It's really, it's just annoying.
Like, it's like they, it's a, it's kind of pathetic because it's like a, it's like someone who sucks up to the teacher, like teacher's pet or something, like, but it's not authentic.
Like, I think if you really like Elon and that's cool, and I think, you know, he's doing a lot of good.
I think he's, you know, you should keep your eyes on him.
You know, there's, who am I?
He's worth like more than most countries in the world.
And I'm like, this guy makes $11 a week, you know, sitting in a podcast studio.
So, you know, whatever.
But I don't want to sit around and be like, Elon, everything you do is amazing.
I want to speak the truth and I want to try to understand what's going on.
And, you know, when you dress up like Baphomet and you have satanic symbolism in your profile picture, you have the devil's horns.
You have pentagrams going on.
You're implanting chips into people's brains.
You know, you're going around.
I mean, I'm just saying, you know, you're going around trying to create an app that does everything, a one app.
You're calling it X, like the intersection, which is like a cross on its side, right?
And you're sort of like moving in this direction.
I'm going to be suspicious.
I can't do anything about it, but it's like, I'm not going to sit here and go buy a cyber truck.
Like people are buying cyber trucks just to get Elon to notice them.
That's crazy.
kalen dalmeida
I think that's stupid.
But that's always been my position with Elon.
Noticing all that stuff.
You got to notice every you want to call yourself a noticer.
You got to notice everything.
Don't turn a blind eye to certain things.
And I've noticed that Elon, all those things.
And, you know, it's kind of like, I'll just keep observing.
I'll keep observing.
He's definitely just stop putting people on a pedestal.
unidentified
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
It's the most annoying thing.
Like the nigga girl and she works for us now.
I just, I just, do you know about that?
I know.
I met her.
She's nice.
I know that she works.
elijah schaffer
Lily, right?
Is her name Lily Gladys?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
But it's like, it was funny and it was cool.
But does she need to be like on a pedestal?
unidentified
Oh, yeah, this is the new chick of the right.
Like, she just build a statue of her right next to the statue of liberty.
elijah schaffer
Like, it's like me feeling awkward because I'm like literally building a statue of her.
I'm building a statue of Lily Gladys.
kalen dalmeida
But we do that often.
Just people just do it too much.
It's annoying.
And so I have just, I'm burnt out on the only, the only savior is Jesus Christ.
elijah schaffer
Well, you could have just said too, like, it didn't matter which one.
You could just say, like, oh, women.
Like, like, I don't need to know what's the nigga girl or who it is.
It's like, it's like, am I listening to women?
Not just in politics, but am I listening to women?
No, I'm not.
You know what I mean?
And it's this really, I have like a skill.
I can tune them out.
I'm just like, oh, I just, they talk and it's like, like, dude, come on, man.
Look, and I'm not going to rehash this because a lot of people have said stuff like this better than I have.
So I'm not, you know, I'm not, I'm not really taking what they're saying.
It's just like, is as a man, you know, is there anything that I can hear about from a woman that is really going to change my life besides something that they're there for support, like for nurture?
You know, women do give good advice, like meaning like they're your helpmate.
They're there to help you and to be there.
They're not there to lead you.
So when I'm looking for someone to like give me inspiration of newfound ideas, you know, in politics and life decision, I wouldn't go to a woman.
If I'm looking for someone to make me feel loved and wanted and cared for, like, you know, like a wife does, then I'll go talk to my wife.
And, you know, I feel loved and nurtured and cared for.
You know, it's like she'll make, she makes me, she made us some home-cooked freaking stew.
How good was that?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, it was delicious, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
It was so good.
elijah schaffer
Eight-hour crock pot searing the steak with peas and the red wine and everything.
Ah, it's just carrots and squash.
It's just delicious.
My wife makes amazing food.
But on the flip side, it's like, yeah, but I go to Kez from new racist humor.
You know what I mean?
But like when it comes to what we should do to change our country for the better, I'm not going to go to someone who said nigga.
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't know.
I feel like, like, but I, but I, but Lily is part of the team, so I'll never, ever, like, you know, I don't, I never really will ever criticize colleagues, you know, no, no, it's not.
So I'm not saying, I'm saying I'm, I support her, and I'm happy that she's, I'm happy that she is, at least like the Hawk Twa girl, uh, isn't, you know, doesn't say anything that is its meaning.
So at least we have somebody who's like trying, and I'll just, whenever someone's my colleague, I'm just going to lend them support because I think it's wrong to attack colleagues personally or criticize it.
kalen dalmeida
Now she's here.
Like, if it was up to me, uh, wouldn't have offered the olive branch, but uh, it's not up to me either way.
But uh, I would say, yeah, now it's time to just embrace it.
elijah schaffer
And uh, somebody said one of my favorite Elijah quotes is, I will have you know that I'm not sexist because sexism makes you weak, and the only people that are weak are women.
So no, it's uh, yeah, and the thing is, too, is uh, is obviously you also don't go to men for guidance, like someone said in the chat, because that's gay too, you know.
As a man, just hold everything in, barely balance yourself, and then let out your anger in unhealthy coping mechanisms every once in a while until your wife gets mad at you.
You know what I mean?
That's that's what being a man is: it's suffering and suffering in silence.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, we want to start a segment called like bad or good advice.
We want to call it good advice, except uh, it's all bad advice, like obviously bad advice.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and the thing is, that's the point as a man.
Like, what is being a man?
Being a man is looking in the mirror and both hating yourself and also feeling like you're gay.
Why am I looking at a man in the mirror?
You know, that's kind of gay.
unidentified
You know what I mean?
What am I doing?
elijah schaffer
But uh, but like, but it's like looking at some hating yourself, but then also having like deal with yourself and then walking around and watching, um, you know, watching hypercuts on social media that are fucking ridiculous.
You know, it's like step one.
Yeah, I dude, can we talk about these?
We're talking over on Rumble here on this unrealistic standard for men that are so funny.
Women are like, you know, there's just unrealistic beauty standards.
unidentified
Oh, I'm so sorry.
elijah schaffer
You're dealing with the fact that people are upset at how you look.
How about this?
Well, I'm just fucking ugly.
Who cares?
I've already accepted that.
How about the fact that we have to be responsible still for the world, carry the world on our shoulders and our families, but we live in a gynecentric world where, you know, one we're one complaint away from losing our entire livelihood, you know, being put into jail unlawfully, And we're surrounded by fucking, annoying people all the time who get in positions of power because they're sucking people's dicks and then they get mad at the person's dick they sucked for, you know, and then sue them or whatever later on and take their job.
It's like, you know, he made me do it, he made you suck his dick.
You're, you're a crazy bitch but um, but yeah, we live in a crazy world, so we're gonna talk about some of this stuff.
Uh, but before we go over there, I just want to watch one video because uh, just on this topic, one funny video about about women.
Uh, this guy was trolling this one guy during an interview and I was really happy about it because you, this is like the exact beta Alpha sort of uh interview.
Check this out.
This guy is doing a podcast at a park and uh, I really appreciated this.
unidentified
Uh this, this Interaction, Trump or Kamala Harris, why?
Because you're obviously a man, right?
Yeah, so you're voting for a woman.
Yeah there, any difference?
Like, I came with two of my friends.
They're women.
Well, you're in the friend zone.
Yeah, they're my great friend.
Yeah, but you're trying to like, pursue them, but they they're denying, but they're denying you, so you're in the front zone by default, because no guy's friends with a girl.
They always have deeper intentions.
Maybe that's in your experience.
Me personally, i've never been in the friend zone, so I can't really relate to that problem that you have.
But anyway, let's get back to politics.
I don't know why you you, you took that way out of line.
I don't know why you even brought that up.
Blame on me.
Yeah okay, are you only voting for a female so that other girls will respect you and want you more?
I don't understand how this is your argument.
You're a guy.
Why would you vote for a guy?
Straight up massage oh, here we go, but trying to get invited to the sleepover, yeah.
You know, I'm right.
Totally unrelated to the fact that.
It's true, though.
You know, it's true.
Okay.
Is that not true?
Where are you going?
Don't run away now.
You're just bringing in a hypothetical at this point.
How are you going to run away now, though?
I mean, we haven't a good combo.
Just because you have the height advantage on me doesn't make you better shit.
I was trying to have an educated discussion with you.
I don't know.
All right.
elijah schaffer
I love it.
Yeah, it's like, I love the gaslighting, especially too.
He's like, oh, yeah.
unidentified
I've never been in the friend zone.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so.
unidentified
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
I was surprised the guy stayed there for that long, though.
I mean, that was a pretty long time.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
That's why it's like sometimes people will be like, you know, so-and-so hates you or whatever.
And I'm like, yeah, they hate their own life.
The thing about women, which is why you can't be friends with them, is women hate each other inherently.
And they also, like, it's so crazy.
Like, I've known a lot of people who, there's people I know who are still friends with women and almost all of them.
And they have talked so, like, to me, like at work or different things, so much shit about each other, they would think I was lying about them if I told them how much these people secretly hate them.
unidentified
And they hang out.
elijah schaffer
They're friends to this day, work together, even some of them.
And they fucking are maniacal, maniacal to each.
It's, it's preposterous.
With guys, I don't think I have known any guys that talk shit about any other guys or anything.
Like, we just hang out.
You know what I mean?
Like, we literally, I don't, my friends don't come to me.
They're like, oh, fucking, I hate this person.
Like, we just get mad at people to their faces.
It's like, dude, you fucking suck, you know?
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
But like, but like, you know what I mean?
kalen dalmeida
Like, I'm the worst because I can't have female friends.
That's ridiculous.
I don't like when people I just want to stay out of no, you know what I mean?
unidentified
Like, I don't care.
kalen dalmeida
I don't know.
That's how I feel sometimes.
I don't care.
I just want to have a good time.
You know what I mean?
I'm not here.
We're not here for a long time.
Quit having fucking problems with everybody.
I don't know.
That's just where I'm at.
elijah schaffer
No, it's because there's women involved in things.
That's the problem.
Like, I'm not joking.
Like, there's a reason why there's so much issues in the political arena is because there's a lot.
Like, it's always gay men that are like want to gossip and women.
There's too many gay men and women in the political media movement.
And so they spend all this time gossiping and talking shit when no one wants to talk about any of that stuff.
That's why I always ignore it.
We don't do any.
We don't mention anybody's names.
We don't talk about people like that on the show.
You'll always, it's basically going to be always a homo and a woman and oftentimes a minority.
Like I would say in public, in anywhere when there's drama, there's a homo involved, a woman, or a black person.
You know what I mean?
Because black people are extra.
You know what I mean?
I don't mean that in a mean way.
Like, I mean that in a respectful way.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, like, they'll be like, like, you could be like, you can meet a black woman and you're like, or just even a black woman, you're like, oh, can I, you know, you're at, like, let's say, let's say this is a hypothetical situation.
You're at McDonald's and, like, you're trying to order Chick-fil-A at McDonald's.
And you're like, oh, dude, Chick-fil-A's.
unidentified
And it's like, oh, honey, you shouldn't have let your friend get that drunk or something.
You know, get him some water.
elijah schaffer
It's like, they get involved in situations that are just, you don't need to be involved in.
And that's not even a bad thing.
They're a very, a very, very expressive community.
So the point is, like, you'll see like on the internet, even like a lot of like, a lot of the right-wing people that are kind of token black people that are put up on a pedestal, they're very drama-ridden.
They're always, you know, fighting and very aggressive and this.
And I, like, they really are.
And they're very catty.
And then you see that with a lot of the gays that are put forward too.
They really, they fester on that.
And the women.
And so I always say this.
I've never publicly had like an actual problem with like a genuine problem with any mostly, pretty much just any like non-gay guy publicly.
And like on top of that, pretty much any, definitely not any gay, not any straight white guy either, like publicly.
I've had people cross me behind the scenes or, you know, like done terrible shit that I, you know, whatever, like, you know, whatever.
I just moved on with my life.
But it's like you notice, watch the drama in politics, in media, in Hollywood.
Like, do you see fucking, what's like, do you see like, like, who's Jason Bourne?
Who the fuck is that?
kalen dalmeida
Matt Damon.
elijah schaffer
Do you see Matt Damon and like Brad Pitt and stuff like personally getting in the drama?
No, it's Angelina Jolie.
It's fucking, you know, I'm aging myself here.
It's Jennifer Anniston.
It's like, it's the bitches in their life that are causing the drama and the problems.
I'm just saying, you know, you're never going to see these guys do any shit.
They don't even fucking want to get involved.
You know, you see Steven Spielberg, you know, do you see him doing anything?
No, like, they don't want to get involved in that shit.
I'm just saying.
kalen dalmeida
Like, you know, I live it.
You know what I mean?
I live it.
I like it.
I live it and I like it.
elijah schaffer
And, you know, that's the closest thing we have to a woman in this office ever is a man who wears chapstick.
I'll leave it at that.
All right.
We're going to go to a break.
We're going to get back with some of these unrealistic expectations, these videos.
We got a lot of fun stuff.
Everyone knows in the second half of the show, we have a lot of fun.
We took about a two to four minute break here.
So make sure you stick around, enjoy the tunes, grab yourself a snack, take a piss, whatever you got to do.
And I'd love to know in the chat two things.
One, have you ever put a one in the chat if you've ever watched this show while pooping?
I really want to know that.
Have you ever taken a dump while watching the show?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, man.
elijah schaffer
And two, have you ever put your hands down your pants and scratched your balls or something like that and still touched your phone without washing them and still watch the show?
Because I'll tell you, one time I had a guest sitting in the studio and I saw them do that.
They're like, they're like sitting here.
And they're just like, do you know you're in the studio and you like, can see your hand going in your pants to scratch your balls?
They didn't care, though.
So that was very interesting as well.
And that guest was this guy right here.
So it was the one sitting next to me.
unidentified
I did that.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
kalen dalmeida
I did that.
elijah schaffer
You're disgusting.
You're feral.
unidentified
Oh.
Oh, I like, don't care.
Oh, shit.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm kidding.
That's all some weird shit.
I'm on some weird shit.
We'll read the super chats as well at the end and we'll get in there.
And just so you guys know, like I said, next week is when we start the idea that if you give a certain number, we're going to have different size party poppers and stuff.
And if you give certain super chats, you can trigger real things back in the show, which is going to be really good.
unidentified
Wow.
kalen dalmeida
I feel like there are other webcam services that have interactive give tokens and I'll take my shirt off.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, we'll see you guys in a little bit.
Couple minute break.
Brian's here on the stream with us too as well.
So he's staying up late and we really appreciate him.
Let's take the break.
Why did you wait till the mic was on and then burped in the mic?
unidentified
It was...
elijah schaffer
Everyone can hear you.
kalen dalmeida
It was a simultaneous.
elijah schaffer
I'm like, mics are live.
kalen dalmeida
He goes, like, I turned away from the mic.
elijah schaffer
These are not.
kalen dalmeida
I turned away from the mic.
I was way over here.
elijah schaffer
And it stinks, too.
unidentified
That's a bad burp.
Dude.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
It actually doesn't stink.
I'm totally joking, but it wasn't.
He actually farted.
No, this is a, this is a, I'm actually messing the no one kids.
Everyone was really into that, though.
I think they were really into the, into the, dude, people, a lot of people said they have pooped while watching the show.
This is more like the guy hour.
I want to ask you guys as we jump into this, you know, we're doing this late tonight.
We said on Fridays we do the show late, but you know, we had, we've had more people in the last couple of Fridays by doing it early at seven as well, like how we do, we do the show on Mondays and Wednesdays now at seven.
We had more people watching live.
Should we do this at seven o'clock on Fridays?
I mean, it would make my life a hell of a lot easier if the show was on at seven on Fridays because, yeah, because I'm just like really tired by the end of the day.
But I mean, I'm here to have fun.
I mean, I like 10.30, but it seems like we're getting more people watching earlier in the day.
It does seem like that.
It does seem like that.
Who knows?
Nobody's even responding in the chat, so I don't even really care.
Someone said, I did.
It was a glorious poo-poo.
All right, we're going to talk about some of this stuff.
Let's get into this.
I'm really sad that my board's gone.
My sounds I put into it are gone.
Like, it's really sad.
kalen dalmeida
Well, you know, that's what you get for being a gay homo.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
Gay return.
unidentified
Yeah.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
This is the guy who waits to burp.
kalen dalmeida
You know what I mean?
I'll do it again.
elijah schaffer
I'll do it again.
kalen dalmeida
Double down.
Let me fart in a bit.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We got to talk about something.
kalen dalmeida
I'm going to fart in your mic.
elijah schaffer
We're going to talk about a big scoop that we have.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but first we got to talk about these unrealistic expectations.
You know, when we're around there and when these guys make these videos, you know, trying to motivate people to be better and to be stronger and to do the right thing, you know, they're usually rich guys that have a lot of free time and their expectations on you are pretty ridiculous when like maybe a lot of people, you could just change your life by not jerking off three times a day to pornhub.
You know what I mean?
Like you go start by going down to two.
And I don't mean that not quitting porn.
I mean start by stop jerking off three times a day and you're going to see yourself improve down to two.
But they're always like, hey, you know, the best way to start life is to begin.
Like the reason why they're unrealistic is that their days have 25 hours.
They go, you know, I like to, I like to make sure that I'm focused 25 hours a day on my job.
And you go, how do you do that?
You know, and it's always like, it's always like step one, be childless.
You know, like, that's what that's all I see.
It's like, step one, have no one that loves you.
Step two, no one that loves you.
Step three, have neurotic, narcissistic tendencies of self-obsession and be so into the male body that sometimes you kiss boys.
You know, like that's they're like too chiseled, too clean.
Everything's too clean cut.
You're like, hey, this is.
kalen dalmeida
No, some of it's really hilarious because they'll list these immutable fat, these immutable characteristics, you know what I mean, as the top things.
Like, number one, be six, seven.
Number two, have blue eyes.
Like, okay, well, that cuts down on a lot of people's success.
Who cares, though?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but you're weak.
You just go, well, you just don't want to live up to the challenge.
You go, but you know what?
Did you also leave out the part of invest in a hedge fund at 27 and have like a 40 million dollar net worth?
Like, this guy, this guy literally made this video.
He's like, this is what I do to survive.
And it begins by him getting into a Lamborghini.
And you go, okay, well, this is a very unrealistic expectation for most people.
unidentified
Step one, wake up at 2:37 a.m.
kalen dalmeida
Step two, run my first marathon.
elijah schaffer
But you know what's crazy?
2:37 he woke up.
2.37, he wakes up, but he goes to bed at 2.38 as well.
So he wakes up, gets a power nap in for one minute.
He's back up.
kalen dalmeida
It's a full, he's trained himself.
He likely spent many years, many years training with like Himalayan monks or something.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Himalayan sea salt.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, pink Himalayan sea salt.
elijah schaffer
It's absolutely ludicrous.
kalen dalmeida
Slippery, pink Himalayan sea.
elijah schaffer
Slippery slip.
But no, it's ridiculous.
We need to get into a real story here.
This is actually really serious.
This is kind of crazy.
So I brought Caitlin a little bit into my world last night.
So there's this video that's going around on X.
Okay.
It's very viral.
More viral than people saying that there was a kid arrested for a mean tweet.
So I want to play the video for you here.
There's a lot to listen to, and I want you to track with me because I have a really big scoop on this.
And I'm probably going to burn some connections with some people here, but I'll leave their names out of it.
But listen.
So this video came up from a page called, it says on the top there, nut shit pappy, okay?
From an account called Nutshit Pappy.
I don't know if we can scroll down a little bit maybe so they can see it.
It's okay.
We don't need to do that.
Check out this video.
unidentified
Are you on the fuck this one?
elijah schaffer
Fuck you, wild ass bitch.
unidentified
Bitch, motherfucker.
Fucking drunk racist.
Motherfucking supporter.
What the fuck are you doing there?
Don't fucking see her anymore.
You feel me?
Fuck you.
Fuck them.
Fuck all you fucking supporters.
Fuck out of this place.
I'm out.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
kalen dalmeida
Did he just say I'm out?
He said I'm out.
He signed off.
elijah schaffer
So let me tell you about this.
kalen dalmeida
From a beatdown.
He signed off.
unidentified
100%.
elijah schaffer
So look at this.
No, but okay.
So all the big pages, they really are sharing this.
And a lot of my colleagues, I'm telling you, a lot of people I know aren't very bright and they fall for a lot of fake shit.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
People fall for a lot of fake shit.
It's like black subhumans beat up what appears to be a white child or a young woman who's about to attend a Trump rally in Pennsylvania today, right?
It's about today.
I think it's about today, right?
Isn't that the one today?
Every single one of your racist ancestors was right about these creatures.
Now, part of me wants to go, oh, yeah, someone's being based.
You know, let's agree with him.
But no, a lot of these people are just as retarded.
If you're going to call people subhuman and sub-Saharan creatures and you're too retarded to be able to understand that something is fake, but it's not that it's fake that is the big issue.
But we'll start with explaining why this is fake and then we'll go from there.
And if it's real, then I've already told you I'm retarded.
But there's a lot of reasons for me to say that this is not legit.
And now I have more reasons than just what we're breaking it down.
Let's start from the beginning.
Number one, okay?
The gun in the underwear.
Yeah, it's clearly visible.
And the gun in the underwear outside of the t-shirt.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's, that is, that nobody does that.
unidentified
Nope.
elijah schaffer
Like, not even blacks do that.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Not even blacks do that.
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
Look, and it's not just in the underworld.
It's in the underwear over the belt over saggy.
unidentified
It's like it's so bad.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
He's also wearing like, you know, like the thing is, see his pants?
This is somebody who actually knows black culture.
Okay.
When blacks carry guns, they wear baggy pants.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if you know about this.
That's part of the reason why they wear baggier clothes.
It's to strap up.
Okay.
kalen dalmeida
They keep a lot of things.
elijah schaffer
So they don't, they, they wear baggy pants for that reason.
Also, it's to strap up.
And so women always like black women like black guys, but wear baggy pants because it means that you're always carrying a gun.
No.
Okay.
Also, black guys in America don't wear skinny pants, track pants like that.
That is a foreign thing.
That is a foreign thing.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, you'll notice the, you know, the pants come down to about the, above the ankle, right?
Blacks don't dress like that.
And then you see these sort of, I think you would call those trekkers, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
Trekkers or something like that.
And then notice what I notice next about this is the kicks.
Do you notice those kicks?
That's like kicking.
That's like how they teach you to kick a soccer ball, like when you're a child.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
That's your very head.
You're actually heading to the shoes.
kalen dalmeida
Am I a head?
elijah schaffer
If you don't want to kick the shoes, it was that.
No black man is going to be doing this beatdown in his white sneakers like that in America.
No African-American.
He'd be taking that shit off and then beating the shit out of someone.
Maybe.
They're not creasing those J's either.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You got to understand black people.
They're not creasing their sneakers.
They're not doing this.
The handkerchiefs, it's like a classic 80s, like ice cube or something.
That's not how black people dress today.
Okay.
In America.
So then you go down here.
Let's talk about this also too.
Not muscular enough for an American black.
Now, you get to the blood.
Okay.
kalen dalmeida
Hold on.
You want to talk about sneakers, though?
I mean, those are looks like could be Jordan 4's, maybe.
elijah schaffer
You're not creasing the J's.
Yeah.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But here's the key thing.
Nobody's face is visible in this entire video, which is the number one sign that something's completely fake.
So no one can be identified.
Like, that's, like, nobody's faces.
Like, why is your face?
They're not hitting her in the face.
And why is everyone wearing Nikes?
Like, why is everyone in this video wearing Nikes?
That's just a weird thing.
And the best part about this is, though, so you want to get to the kicks.
So when they're like, look at this kick.
Look at this side kick.
He kicks her shoe.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, look at that.
elijah schaffer
Have you ever seen how blacks, when blacks want to be rude and vicious, they don't do that?
kalen dalmeida
We've all seen the Waffle House videos, the airport videos, the mall videos, those family reunion videos.
We've all seen them and people get flung across the I mean, they're flinging everything they had.
They have like 10 times the strength of like a normal.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, a black man would knock a woman out.
He's not going to like nudge her foot.
kalen dalmeida
Look at this.
elijah schaffer
Why would you sidekick a woman's shoes?
You know what I mean?
kalen dalmeida
Like, that's the equivalent of giving your son a little open-handed, like, you know, smack or something.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's.
elijah schaffer
And, why does it sound like the audio is recorded after and added on to.
So, okay.
Here's the best part about this.
Listen to their accents.
This is not a black American accent.
Listen.
unidentified
Fuck you, wild ass bitch.
elijah schaffer
Fuck you, white-ass bitch.
I am from Hockey Kong.
unidentified
Okay, you don't take you from Africa, you white ass bitch.
elijah schaffer
That is a fucking African, not an African-American.
That is an African accent.
unidentified
Fuck you, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Like, you know, like Kez said, right?
I was like, oh, were you really like a virgin?
And she's like, yeah, I wasn't really attracted to people being bartered for goats.
unidentified
And, you know, oh, I will buy you.
elijah schaffer
I would, I would get you.
unidentified
I will get you into buy you for some, I buy you for something.
Oh, it's so funny.
elijah schaffer
That's how blacks talk in their countries.
And they're skinnier, right?
These are too skinny to be American blacks.
Look at those calves.
They look tiny.
Right?
They weren't bred.
They weren't bred.
We have the best blacks in America.
They were bred.
kalen dalmeida
Probably most people would agree.
unidentified
I think probably.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so that's that's it.
So you said the kicks.
You're right.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So then you go through.
First of all, that's a generic.
What I want to say this is look at this.
Okay, so we'll get to a few things.
So that's just the most generic shirt possible.
So then, look at him grab her shirt.
He doesn't do anything.
And he kicks her shoe again, kicks the shoe.
Now, I want you to listen to real fast.
So the Nike Trainers is not a black thing.
kalen dalmeida
Trainers.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Okay.
Listen to what they're saying.
It's like if you wanted to write a script of what you would say against Trump supporters, this isn't even the scoop, by the way.
I'm about to involve the Russian government in this, and I have the receipts to prove that the Russian government's involved in this.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because we basically got.
kalen dalmeida
Well, there's actually three people.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, the Russian government, this is not a joke.
And I'm going to explain to you why I'm.
I'll explain to you why I'm slightly involved in the Russian government, have direct communication with them.
I'll explain how we were supposed to release this video today before it.
So the last night we were contacted.
We'll get into that.
And we were supposed to release it today.
And then it's supposed to have happened today.
And so the crazy part isn't that it's fake.
The crazier part is that it involves the Russian government.
And now I know who got paid by the Russian government because I know who leaked it.
So listen.
unidentified
So.
The fuck is wrong with you?
elijah schaffer
Fuck you, wild ass bitch.
unidentified
Bitch.
Fuck you, white-ass bitch.
elijah schaffer
Fuck you, white-ass bitch.
unidentified
Bro.
Like, bro.
elijah schaffer
No blacks talk like that.
kalen dalmeida
I was just watching a video of a black guy beating up two white girls.
And he beat this.
I mean, he beat the living shit out of them.
He fucked them both up.
There was one like.
unidentified
I mean, just, it's the most vicious.
kalen dalmeida
It's impressive.
Like, it's actually impressive.
You're like, holy shit.
That is crazy.
This is unbelievably fake.
elijah schaffer
Well, it's unbelievably.
Now, it goes even worse, right?
kalen dalmeida
Fuck them.
unidentified
Fuck all you fucking supporters.
Fuck out of this.
Fuck all you fucking supporters.
elijah schaffer
Like, dude, this is like.
unidentified
This isn't even American.
I'm out.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you know, I wish my family was here because they all obviously grew up in Uganda and stuff.
This is like such an African, like, I'm out.
Because they're like fucking retarded, kind of.
You know what I mean?
Like, this is not.
This is not a, and I don't mean Africans are retarded.
Of course, Africa is not retarded.
That's why civilization not only started there, but we got all of our ideas from them.
They built the pyramids, everything science.
They built the modern world.
kalen dalmeida
Those are my favorite blacks.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
But these guys.
So undisclosed location.
No one knows what's going on.
No one's face is showing.
I would see this and go, I even looked up the account.
Doesn't exist.
Never existed anywhere.
The best part is there's a version of this without the account name on it, which is I have, by the way, the clean version before it's fucking Photoshop.
So this is from a fake account.
Now, let's get into the weird things.
And I need to be careful here when I bring up these receipts.
So the other friend who's here as well would know this.
So let me explain how I'm connected to the Russian government without getting on the FBI's radar here.
Okay.
This is, I'm trying to be very clean here.
kalen dalmeida
It's your boyfriend, right?
unidentified
Your boyfriend.
Yeah.
Stop.
elijah schaffer
That's my boyfriend.
Sergei Jorgnav.
No, okay.
So I'm a journalist, and I'm allowed to have sources.
So I'm going to leave some things out.
I'll show you guys some of the screenshots of the text.
But essentially, obviously, I've taken a very critical position of Ukraine, and the Russian government has recognized that, have leaked some information to me and colleagues, and unironically through Telegram and Signal, but mostly Telegram.
They use Telegram, which is why they want them to be on it.
And I was invited to go to Russia to go meet whatever that second guy is in power and maybe meet Putin.
This is before the interview with Tucker Carlson.
Okay, so they were inviting press over to me and to talk.
I was invited to a press conference, fully paid by the Russian government, fully paid.
And if people know, were you around at that time?
I don't think you're around at this time.
This one was in Australia, by the way.
So I was in Australia because you can't fly to Russia from the United States.
You have to go, even from Australia, you have to go through the Middle East.
I can show the emails too and stuff.
They bought me a ticket and everything to go.
And everyone said, don't go, because then the fucking CIA is going to get mad at you.
And they already don't like you for January 6th.
And they're going to be like, oh, you're a Russian asset.
And they're going to prosecute you in court saying, oh, you work for the Russians and whatever.
So I decided not to go.
They did another thing.
Jackson Hinkle went.
Some other people went.
He's full-blown, you know, supports them and everything.
I know Jackson, and it's fine.
And so I didn't end up going.
So this, I ended up getting an open line with the Russian consulate or the Russian embassy, I should say, direct their foreign embassy.
And I got what was like a consulatory diplomatic visa.
So I have like a diplomatic visa in Russia.
I'm still planning going to, because the people that I'm in business with, they're Russian.
So I might end up going to Russia anyways to like, you know, whatever.
I work with Russians.
But you were at dinner with some Russian people last night.
So it's like, so we're not, I'm not so far removed from Russia.
But this is how I got involved in the diplomatic.
So you know, because I didn't tell you this last night, this is how I got like involved with these people.
Then, because of that, I was in communication with the Russian consulate in Sydney, Australia, because I was, you know, working through the consulate to get, because you can't resident American go another way.
That being said, I started getting to know some of the Russians that were there and opening up a line.
And they started sending me really important information about the war, interesting things that I could write about and leak and get out there.
So I was like, this is kind of cool.
Plus, they sent me really interesting stuff that is like maybe a little bit divisive.
And I've noticed that the consulate, they want to divide the culture war stuff.
It's not a joke.
They'd send me really divisive stuff.
Like, could you share this or whatever?
And I'm like, I don't, I'm not going to share your propaganda.
You know, I'm going to share things about black people that I find because I want to post, not because you're sending it to me.
So that's the background, right?
Why we have, why, why we got the calls last night at the cigar lounge.
So we're at the cigar lounge right here.
I go, I shouldn't say right here where we are, but we're just at the cigar lounge somewhere.
And I'm getting a call and I'm like, oh, I was choking.
I was like, I was like, I was like, oh yeah, it's the Russian consulate in Australia calling me.
And they were really serious.
Like, hey, we have a video we're going to leak tomorrow.
It's very big.
We need you to be the one to break the story.
Like, this is so important.
And so he's a journalist with three points.
I'm like, this is my employee.
He's on the payroll.
Talk to this guy.
kalen dalmeida
Disclaimer.
I am not.
I am not a disclaimer.
elijah schaffer
No, he doesn't work for me.
You're the turning point.
kalen dalmeida
But it was funny.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so I handed the phone.
I don't know what he said.
Don't say who.
Don't think the name leads to that security reasons.
kalen dalmeida
No, no, no.
elijah schaffer
But I'll show you guys the messages without putting names to show you that this is true.
unidentified
Yeah, but so I just go, hello.
kalen dalmeida
And he goes, yeah, what is your name?
And I was like, it's Kaelin.
He goes, Kitlin.
I said, no, no, no, no.
It's Kalen, K-A-Ellien.
He goes, okay.
What is your number?
And I gave him the number.
unidentified
You did.
He did.
elijah schaffer
And it's a cool person, right?
They're seeing this.
This is a very cool person.
I like them.
Like, these are very cool people.
I'm thinking we're going to get some big news from the Russian consulate to leak.
kalen dalmeida
I thought I was really excited.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So they do this.
Then we wake up.
It sounds like a little gay.
We wake up.
He's staying at my house.
kalen dalmeida
After a long night.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Someone said in the talk last night, one of my old colleagues said on the show that I used to wife swap with Jack Murphy, which is a very interesting statement to hear.
So we were wife swapping with Jack Murphy last night.
But I'm telling him that's not.
But it makes me laugh.
So like last night he's saying over or whatever.
We're hanging out.
And then we're getting blown.
The phone blown up.
He's getting blown up.
Right?
kalen dalmeida
You were getting blown.
elijah schaffer
No.
How many missed calls did you have?
kalen dalmeida
Oh, yeah.
No, by the time I woke up, I already had 10 missed calls.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And obviously, you have 10 missed calls.
Mike is messaging me like, dude, this guy from the consulate is like blowing up your, you know, your, Mike has access to all my stuff.
So he's like, my phone's getting blown up.
I'm here like at a wedding or whatever.
You know, he's at the gay wedding, which is not true.
He's not a gay wedding.
He's at a straight wedding.
But he's like, you need to contact this person.
So I'm like, oh, like, I just had a rough morning, man.
So I was like, I was like, I was like, so I'm like, all right, what's going on?
And it's like, I need you to release this video.
This is this morning.
I need to release this video.
Like, we're ready to go.
You should have released it already.
It's a Trump supporter getting beat up by black men.
And it's by Kamala Harris supporters actually is what it is.
So let me open up what they say.
Yeah, it's a Kamala Harris supporter, right?
unidentified
Oh my God.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so it was Kamala Harris.
Let me see if I can get Signal open on here.
Do I even have Signal on this computer?
Okay, I do.
Oh, but it's probably not connected.
No.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, it's probably not connected.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so let me read this message.
So I'm like, I watched that video.
This is before it's on the internet today, before it's on the internet.
And I go, this is fake.
kalen dalmeida
No, we watched it.
We watched it and we're like, well, what is this?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
What is this?
This is not real.
Everything about it is, like, not real.
There was not anything about it that could even be like, yeah, but that one thing makes me, no, there was none of it.
I mean, you guys are watching it.
elijah schaffer
Well, I should have screenshotted this, but let me make sure this.
Hold up.
kalen dalmeida
Do it right, man.
Do it right.
elijah schaffer
What the hell, man?
kalen dalmeida
Do you fucking do it right, dude?
elijah schaffer
No, let me just cover this.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
But there's, by the way, the video even here.
unidentified
Oh.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Well, it doesn't matter.
But you can see here that it says that they delete, they've now deleted all their messages there.
And I can show you my other ones too.
So I can show you my phone being blown up.
And I'm telling them it's not real.
So then what they do is they're like, they send me like 10 different versions of framing the story.
They're like, frame it like this.
Kamala Harris supporters.
So I knew this was about this last night, but this is supposed to have happened today.
That's the key thing.
This was happened today at a Trump rally, but they conscripted us last night to try to leak info.
I thought it was news.
I thought it was like Ukraine.
I thought I was getting a good leak, but it was about sowing Discord.
And then they go, which is unironic.
I don't even care.
I guess, you know, then he goes, you go, well, we will pay you.
Like, we'll pay you.
What do you want?
We'll pay you to post this.
I told them it's fake.
They're telling me how they want it framed.
This is the Russian.
This is the Russians, by the way, like the fucking actual Russians.
And this is how media works.
I've told people this is how it works.
And Israel does this shit too.
Qatar does this or Qatar or whatever.
And I've never taken money from Russia.
I've never done anything.
I just have sources all over that give me information and I'll publish it if it's true and if verified.
But they were going to pay me.
Now, I'm not going to say who, because I'm not going to throw them under the bus, but a questionable fellow, a questionable fellow, within the hour, then publishes this video.
That's where it came from, from an individual.
And it comes from an individual who suspiciously may also work with Russians at other times.
And it's clearly the same fake video.
And it now has this watermark on it, this account.
And they frame it in the exact way that the Russians asked me to frame the post.
The exact fucking way.
So they clearly took the money from the Russians.
This person's not American either.
So I'll just say that.
But like, yeah.
But it, but it, but it blows my mind because I like the Russians.
I think they're cool.
I, they'll probably never work with me again now, now that I'm doing this on my show, but but I don't mind.
They asked me to lie to the American public and offered me money to lie to America to divide America.
And I've told people Cutter offered me money, $10,000.
And then everyone knows that recent one was in Australia, that whole Israeli intelligence one where I got offered thousands of dollars to lie about that terrible death and they just nuked those fucking kids with drones.
They just blew them up and then try to say that they were holding a grenade and IED when they weren't.
I disproved it, showed that the strikes came from a drone.
And then, you know, lots of people shared the story.
I'm not going to throw them under the bus, but a lot of your favorite commentators shared the bad information, took the money.
They had to delete it because I blasted it publicly.
And I was like, by the way, a video is coming out that's clearly false and there's a narrative.
And I, why would Israel think I want to take money from Israel to lie?
Like, you guys are fucking retarded.
Do you know who I am?
No, because I'm not famous and no one knows who I am.
But, but on the flip side, you know, I work with Super PACs and different money.
That was a big thing.
And I've showed, I showed my, I can't show anything publicly, but I've showed like my brother-in-laws and stuff.
Like, people, like, hey, look at this.
This is like Israel, like, just straight up money.
Here's thousands of dollars to just fucking lie.
And look at the people on the receipt list.
And look at who posted it.
These people are all just lying for Israel.
It's actual dirty money.
And it just reminds me: I've never taken money from a foreign country to lie, and I've never taken money from a foreign country, period.
Okay.
But it's crazy how fucking spineless these people are in the industry.
And it's not that everyone's taking money and everyone's posting from Israel.
Some people are just grifters and whatnot.
But it's a good reminder as you got the calls too, and they're trying to, you know, conscript you into it.
Sorry.
I didn't know.
I didn't know they were doing that.
I really didn't.
kalen dalmeida
How would you?
How would you know?
How would you know until you saw it?
Like, you know, yeah, my issue is like you don't get to do that.
You don't get to do that.
I'm sorry.
You're not going to convince me that this is a good idea.
And I'll be honest, I work with different intelligence people from time to time.
And, you know, I've been asked to help craft a narrative that would actually benefit the United States and our war against the cartels.
But I'm not going to like, you know, make something up.
I'm not going to publish something that's like it's like clearly, clearly fake, especially for foreign government.
elijah schaffer
So I'm just going to tell the chat here because of with moderating.
I'm not even going to call you out, but the person that just told someone to kill themselves, there's a few basic, like, just, I want the chat to be, like, fun and wild, but you can't call for violence and don't tell anyone to kill themselves.
So, this is a warning, no calling for violence.
And yeah.
And the moderators do a really good job with the chat and they check things out.
And usually they're out there.
There's a lot of, you guys are really good and we have really good mods.
But calling for violence or telling people to like kill themselves.
I'm just letting you guys know that's like with very, very few restrictions in this chat.
Like very few.
But harassing our guests, you know, like things that are like asshole shit, like spamming, sharing links, like things that are like retarded.
And then also like calling for violence or like telling people to kill themselves.
We don't tolerate that shit.
So I understand you guys are just like mad and whatever, but please don't please don't do that in the chat.
So I'm not even, I'm not, I don't read the chat usually, really.
I don't know if people know this, but I don't really know what's going on in the chat.
I just like tune in occasionally.
But please, please don't, please don't do that.
Anyway, so, oh, someone said, KYS, keep yourself safe.
Oh, you fucking pricks.
All right.
You psychopaths.
All right.
Anyway, in the middle of that, in the middle of that, I want to read some of the super chats.
We got a lot of super chats here.
We got, well, not a lot, but we have some.
Let's go ahead and let's go through them today in the chat live.
We got free people speech for life.
Free people speech for life.
Let me see if I can do a pop-out chat here.
Can I do an Able?
Can I do a pop-out chat, right?
Is this here?
Oh, the heck?
It just like deleted the chat?
Okay, we can't do it.
Let me just bring this up here.
Okay, great.
Free.
No, I just couldn't see the super chats in.
Free speech for life said, I think for the nation to magically change from being hardcore allies with Israel to anti-Israel under years of communists pretending to be Democrats means communism is the problem, not Israel.
What do you think?
Do you think, so I mean, I would say, I would say that's an interesting take.
Like, do you think there's a lot, obviously, you know, I'm not asking your personal opinion on this.
You know, a lot of people don't like Israel, think Israel's a problem.
And there's a lot of people who say communism is the problem, right?
So like Jack Pasobic, Charlie Kirk would be more of like the communism.
And then maybe people like, yeah, myself or whatever would say, no, it's probably, it's not, I don't think Israel's the main problem.
Like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's the main, the main problem.
I think it's a very big issue in the United States.
They're lobbying and they shouldn't have exemptions.
But what do you think?
Do you think the communist says it thinks communism were the problem?
Do you think, do you think it's spread out?
Or what do you think is a general?
Do you think everyone's got a little bit of truth in what they're saying?
kalen dalmeida
I think, yeah, I think it depends like who you're who you're looking at.
But I think communism is an issue.
I think that there are, but I don't, it may not be as big of an issue as some people think.
Like, really, Armon, Arman, the communist from Minnesota that I interviewed at the, at the DNC protest, he's the problem.
He's like the guy ruining everything for everyone.
No, like communists, like the actual boots on the ground, communists are not really like the issue.
But if the revolution happens in the minds of the people, then that could be the issue, right?
But like, so it depends.
You got to be a little more specific, I think, with the question.
But I think it's the globalist power structure that exists to sort of subjugate everyone that the problem is.
So whoever you think is stopping you from living out a nationalist life or establishing and refining and Solidifying a nationalist identity amongst your nation's peoples, um, go after them, you know what I mean?
Who am I to tell you that you know you're wrong if you're wrong, though?
You got to be sure because you know, I'm not telling anybody to go do anything crazy, I'm just saying you got to be sure.
Yeah, you are, you know, what you're talking about.
unidentified
He told everyone, make multiple cocktails, attack police officers.
elijah schaffer
It's like, that's like my simple solution is uh commit violent acts of violence on national television.
unidentified
It's like, no, no, no, yeah, cut your dad's head off and then call him.
elijah schaffer
That's a crazy story.
I feel like I did that.
He's like, He's like, I want to change America.
So he cuts his dad's head off, puts on huge.
kalen dalmeida
No, that guy was really hardcore because he was like, I'm against the federal government, and my dad is a post man.
He doesn't stand up.
elijah schaffer
He's like, You know how much I hate the government?
I killed my father for working for the government.
Like, damn, I mean, I believe you.
kalen dalmeida
Like, wow, was he like CIA or like FBI or like ATF or something crazy?
No, he was delivering mail.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Holy, that's pretty crazy.
Like, that is, that is wild.
I, you know, I think an interesting thing for that, the statement about, you know, what do you call it?
About whether communism is the problem.
I think one thing that people don't talk about enough that I feel like they should is that a lot of people call things Israel and communism.
That's actually just liberalism.
Like it, it's literally just the system that took over after World War II.
Like it's not communism.
unidentified
It's literal free liberalism.
elijah schaffer
Because liberalism is a self-destructive idea.
It preserves nothing and it progresses into ambiguity.
And eventually you become nothing with no identity.
And so then it's easy to blame like communists, but they're not really communists.
I mean, there are real communists that are causing problems.
Is there like something shaking?
Is that your leg?
kalen dalmeida
I don't think it was.
No, it was shaking.
elijah schaffer
Did you feel this?
kalen dalmeida
I did.
elijah schaffer
Was that you?
kalen dalmeida
Oh, maybe it was a train or thunder.
Could be raining outside.
elijah schaffer
Is it raining?
It was a train.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
The train shook the table.
kalen dalmeida
That's why.
elijah schaffer
Since when I've never thought people getting trained out there, no, but yeah, but I'm still like, people don't understand.
It's like, you know, it's not necessarily this, this like, so communists, like, this is just what liberalism is.
Like, like, when, when it's kind of like if you, when you lose the white majority in a country, when you lose the majority conservative, like liberalism seems cool and like it's a little bit edgy.
And, you know, I'm a bit liberal in my own ways, right?
Like, everyone knows that.
I'm like from LA and stuff.
I have like a bit of like a social liberal lens.
But, you know, then I matured and grew up and was like, oh shit, like, yeah, it's retarded.
But I mean, like, you know, if you don't, if you don't check liberalism at the gate, then it rapes your children.
So that's kind of like, it's kind of what that's for lack of.
kalen dalmeida
Maybe you get like a Weimar Republic, Weimar Republic type situation, which is kind of like what we see now.
I think there's a lot of parallels with this like insane trans stuff and like all of that shit, right?
It's all it's all annoying and people get tired of it.
But yeah, like a lot of people just kind of want to throw blankets, blanket labels at like everything.
Oh, they're all communist.
Oh, it's all Israel.
And or oh, it's all it's all Jews or like, it's all this or it's all that.
And I think it's just a lazy way.
And like, no offense, if that's you, like you're, you're probably just a midwit.
Like you're probably just on the bell curve of like you're just in the center.
You're kind of like not that smart.
Like even the retards are kind of just like aware and enlightened.
And then also, you know, the geniuses are aware and enlightened and you're just in the middle throwing blanket statements.
You don't, you're a casual observer of information.
You don't actually know anything.
And, you know, sorry, I can't help you if you don't have the, If you don't have the, uh, you don't have the hardware to understand, you know, if you don't have the hardware to understand, then, you know, I get it, but like, you know, it's hard to say.
I think, I think our country is being attacked on multiple fronts, though.
I, I do think that.
So, like, it's, but I think it's intentional.
Like, I literally can't, in my opinion, answer the question.
Uh, and that's why I'm not like a great person to talk to because I know there's so many, there's just so many avenues where like our country is being attacked, like with ideologies, with, you know, other nations.
elijah schaffer
But it's not being, it's not really being attacked.
kalen dalmeida
I think it's a good idea.
elijah schaffer
No, but it's not really being attacked.
Okay.
What it is, is that you have to realize that people follow, right?
So what it is, is that there's no strong leadership.
So people are easily led astray.
It's very hard to, it's very hard to build something great and very easy to tear it down.
And so what you're seeing is hundreds of years of building something incredibly powerful, strong, and then people saying, you know, actually, what if we just like didn't have an identity?
What if we didn't have a racial homogeneity?
What if we didn't have a religious center and an anchor?
What if we just didn't have these things?
And we just said, you know, we just, we're an idea.
America's a beautiful idea.
And the founders wanted religious freedom.
They wanted like Hindus and Muslims.
And, you know, that's what they really wanted.
They wanted religious freedom.
No, they wanted freedom to be Christian and to not be under the Anglican church.
They wanted freedom to be Protestant.
You know, they didn't want freedom of religion.
They wanted freedom to practice the religion without persecution, Christianity, right?
Oh, the separation of church and state.
No, they didn't want the state to be telling the church what it needed to do.
They didn't like the Anglican church and state being under the crown and having the crown control the church.
And then the church then could make laws and religious laws and rights.
And you couldn't practice, you know, it could be illegal to practice a different type of faith.
That's what they were fighting for.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
They weren't fighting this stupid idea like Reagan.
Reagan destroyed California, you know, with the amnesty.
It used to be a white, clean-cut state.
And now it's literally fucking blows most of it.
You know, a lot of it.
I'm just saying, like, you know, people are so retarded today.
kalen dalmeida
I know.
I know.
I just, I don't know how many times I repeat throughout the week.
I take a lot of Ubers.
You know what I mean?
I take a lot of Ubers for work and whatnot.
And living in Arizona is actually not so bad.
It's actually a lot better than California.
More likely to run into someone who, you know, shares similar views with myself.
So I have to, I can't tell you how many times I've reminded people, like, hey, man, most people are retarded.
elijah schaffer
Look at what's on.
kalen dalmeida
Like, I'm retarded.
elijah schaffer
There's a show right now.
Let's chat about Jews.
kalen dalmeida
What?
Oh, wow.
unidentified
I don't even know the stuff on this at this time of night.
kalen dalmeida
Let's chat about it.
Let's chat about there's no other, there is no other fucking people.
There's no other people that people want to talk about more than Jews.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Even in the chat, like if I've, if the most, like, if I bring on a guest that just wants to talk about like Jews and stuff, it's like the audience will be tripled.
And that's why I think people, you know, like, like Stewart people will like Peters, you know, he's got a great show.
He's a very talented guy.
And he talks about Jews a lot.
And I'm sure it's good for views.
I just like, I'm not a single issue person and I can't talk about one thing all the time.
You know, and unfortunately, I live a real life too.
Like politics is not my entire life.
And we talk a lot about culture, just different things.
And it's like, I got a wife and kids and stuff.
So, you know what I mean?
Like, I don't want to sit here and be mad at Jews all day.
I mean, about half the day, sure.
You know what I mean?
But I'm just.
kalen dalmeida
I mean, yeah, there's things you could be mad about anybody about.
elijah schaffer
Shekelstein Goyenberg.
Remember him?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, Sheklstein or like, you know, Shlomo Greenblatt.
elijah schaffer
Doesn't he run the ADL?
kalen dalmeida
Shremo Greenblatt.
No, I really had, I had a very racist rabbi.
He was younger than me.
He was a young guy.
Racist.
Oh, you don't even know Hebrew.
Hey, hey, you know.
Hey, hey, what was that fucking?
What was that kid's name there?
No, the kid from Hollywood.
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, God.
Gabby Collins.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
kalen dalmeida
Gabi, Gabi, how do you know this fucking guy?
unidentified
How do you know?
kalen dalmeida
How do you know this guy?
unidentified
He doesn't even speak Hebrew.
kalen dalmeida
How do you know this guy?
He's very racist.
Rabbi.
elijah schaffer
I met a lot of Jewish friends, man.
A lot of Jewish friends back in the day, but I know.
And by the way, every time we start this live stream, we have to ask a Jew for permission.
So the show's great.
I want to read a couple more of these.
Elijah, is there a better way to super chat you besides censored that's not Rumble?
You can super chat on locals.
That works as well.
I know Rumble's a little bit hard.
I'm praying the infrastructure improves.
You know, the point is, guys, I just make a show.
I just want to have fun.
And I know a lot of you guys will have drama with each other and things.
There's sometimes you don't like certain places or you don't want to be on certain things.
And you know what?
Sometimes you might just watch a show and need to check out for a while because it's just too depressing and you need to do something different.
unidentified
Good.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Good.
And some of you need to understand that in your life, too, you might evolve into different shows.
You might want something that's a little more this or a little more that.
But we're still going to be around here.
We're still going to always have a lot of fun.
We're always going to have a core audience of people that are here, the SOBs.
And so I don't really know.
Censored also allows super chats.
I heard it's kind of difficult there right now.
Hopefully they work on that.
But Rumble's the easiest currently to super chat.
A couple of you guys are here saying someone said, I hate Elijah.
And another person also said, I fucking hate your co-host.
So thanks.
I mean, they hate us both, right?
kalen dalmeida
Hey, man.
I hate myself.
So fuck you, bitch.
elijah schaffer
The Virgo on Fire.
What's up, Elijah?
We got one from Johnny Boy3224.
He said this.
Let me see.
Elijah, love the show.
Would you please get Jacob here sent Blair Cottrell and Jared Taylor on at some point?
All separate shows.
Heil, Uncle, Aldi, White Power.
Okay, thank you.
Like it's like, thank you for being subtle there.
Blair Cottrell, I invited him on the show and he couldn't make it.
In person, actually, in Australia.
Blair Cottrell also, if I had him on in Australia too, I was going to get in trouble with the counterterrorism unit.
He knew about that too.
The counterterrorism unit didn't want Blair Cottrell on my show.
It was that serious, by the way, having people in Australia.
The counterterrorism unit didn't want him to come to my studio.
I don't know why.
kalen dalmeida
Australia is gay, bro.
elijah schaffer
It's super gay.
Jacob Hersant.
I don't know who that is.
And yeah, I'll have Jared Taylor on, but the chances are I'll probably fly him out.
Yeah, can the chat just talk for like four hours?
kalen dalmeida
Wait, no.
Can the chat just like list the most racist friends you have?
And just like, we'll just try to get him on the show.
Just all the most fucking racist white suits.
That's who he wants.
He doesn't want anyone interested.
He just wants the people who are just going to say the most about Jews and shit.
That's all we need, right?
elijah schaffer
That's all people want.
kalen dalmeida
That's the only fucking thing you guys care about.
Fuck you guys.
It's hilarious.
Like, you guys are not even real people.
unidentified
Just shut the fuck up.
elijah schaffer
No, Johnny Boy is real.
No, he's real.
He's real.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
He's 2324.
unidentified
No, no, thanks, Johnny.
elijah schaffer
No, but by the way, with that question, though, that's what I was trying to say, though.
Everyone's always like, I just want to listen to people talk about like, you know, it's true, right?
They just like, I'm not saying it's bad or anything, but people are just like, oh, I just want to listen to like white supremacists talk about like Jews and blacks and use the N-word, which is like, you know, whatever.
If you're into that, I don't care.
Like, that's what people, people misread me a lot because I'm unfazed by that stuff.
It's like, but I'm unfazed.
So, people always like, like, even people in Conning will think I'm like the worst person in the world because, like, I don't really care who I associate with.
Meaning, like, I'm not one of those people.
It's like, I can't talk to that person.
kalen dalmeida
But, like, neither do I, because I just look at people as people.
But when you look at people as like an ideology and you're fucking an autistic piece of shit and you have to like label everyone and categorize them, and then you go, ah, fuck that guy because he doesn't fit into my fucking construct.
Like, it's you, you just like, I just look at people.
It's like, I want to know, like, if you've been talking all night and you're too fucking a commie piece of shit, I want to know if you've been giving speeches all night or whatever.
I'm like, huh, I wonder what that human being is going to use to like soothe their throat.
I care.
I like, give a shit.
But what I'm looking at is, is, is human beings.
You know, I'm looking at, I'm looking at human beings.
So, hey, whatever.
You still may not like me.
I don't give a fuck.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, the thing that I was going to say is what I think people don't understand is like, is like, I will, I will have basically anyone on.
So, what happened was everyone's been messaging me saying, you said you're going to have Handsome Truth on the show.
So, first of all, let me say, someone said that.
I didn't, when someone said Handsome Truth, I thought that was maybe like somebody who's into style.
You know what I mean?
Like, they were handsome.
I didn't, I just said, I don't know who that is.
So, I looked up Handsome Truth.
Do you know who that is?
kalen dalmeida
No, got no fucking idea who that is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Handsome Truth.
I can't even play the clips on the show.
Like, there's rarely things I can't play.
Handsome Truth is the one that just has the gun with the N-word on it.
unidentified
Oh, and it just like that's not Handsome Truth.
kalen dalmeida
No, that's Gypsy Crusader.
elijah schaffer
No, wait.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I thought it's that, yeah.
No, I thought it's the gay, the guy who's like kind of pretends to be gay and he just like laughs at people.
Isn't that Handsome Truth?
Okay.
kalen dalmeida
Oh.
elijah schaffer
No, no.
So someone told us, so here's the deal.
Here's the deal.
Here's the deal with having guests on the show that I'll explain to people.
Okay.
I don't care if people do stuff like that.
Like, this is where people think I'm evil because, like, I don't know.
If you want to, like, you know, like, like, show swastikas to Jews and like say, like, just call black people the N-word and like monkeys and stuff, I don't care.
Like, go ahead and do it.
You know what I mean?
Like, like, like, I don't, I don't care.
And if you're a black person and you want to hate white people, like, I don't care either.
You know, like, I don't care.
kalen dalmeida
I think people should just be racist.
Just be racist.
If you're racist, be racist.
I don't care.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm saying what I'm saying is I don't care.
But like, I am trying to have a discussion and I don't think, I don't think that it's like, okay, maybe it's a little bit funny to be like edgy and be like, you know, push buttons.
Like, I mean, there's a little bit of humor to like just so ridiculous.
I don't even think when I'm looking at this, I don't think this guy even believes.
Like, I don't even know if he believes.
Maybe I'm poking the wrong bear here, but I'm sure he does it for a lot of just dark humor.
Like, it's like doing something so outrageous.
Like, it's like, it's like Howard Stern having like a micro penis competition or something.
He did.
He had that.
It's like, it's so ridiculous and ludicrous.
It's like, it's not even gay.
It's just insane.
You know what I mean?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So like doing that kind of stuff, obviously, is just to get a reaction.
But the thing is, is I still want to, like, I like to make jokes and have, you know, have fun and whatever.
And I don't care if people do this.
My whole point.
I'm not calling for censorship or anything.
Go do that.
Like, I think people should be allowed to do what they want.
And if you don't want to watch it, then you don't.
But I also don't know what conversation we would have because I don't find that to be super productive in terms of like, I don't think it really helps us in any way in our conversation just being overtly, you know, vile to people without humor.
If it's funny, whatever.
Maybe it is the funny thing.
But with Handsome Truth, it's like, I might start a series of like the most canceled people or like crazy.
So I went and I went to something.
What was it called?
Is it called Goyam TV?
So someone told me to check it out.
Is it Goyam?
Yeah.
So I went to Goyam TV and I never heard of it before.
Someone said, hey, you can find him at something called Goyam TV.
And Goyam is like the phrase Jewish people use for non-Jews, right?
Yeah.
And yeah, I mean, it was like, it was like it was mostly just like kind of like pro-Hitler, you know, like just like starting out with Sig Hiles and like that kind of stuff.
And again, if that's what you're into, it doesn't bother me.
You know what I mean?
But I'm not, I personally, like that's not my vibe.
Like I prefer like people to be racist, but like there to be like a, you're just having fun.
Like you're going to be racist for fun and whatever, but I think like just trying to and like trying to just cause, you know, that kind of thing.
That's not my, that's not my style, right?
It never has been.
I've always kind of like found just the humor and like kind of just being and saying things to like for the hell of it.
But anyway, I would still talk to that guy.
I have no reason to not talk to someone like that.
But I don't know if that's like going to be the best like guest to have on a live stream and not cause whatever.
Like I don't know what we're going to talk about.
So I'm just saying, people don't understand this show.
I don't think people understand this show in terms of like the fact that we're not trying to like be vile to people.
We're literally just shooting the shit and having fun.
And I try to take this show to be exactly how I would talk to people off camera, right?
I want it to be like, I want to get back to like locker room talk where we're having fun, but I'm not trying to like go out of my way to be cruel and mean to people for no reason.
However, I do support Handsome Truth and anyone who does it.
Like I'm not support them, but I support the right to do that, right?
Like I'm like, I don't want to get taken out of context.
I support people's right to be out there and like outlandish.
But it's not something that I personally am into, right?
I'm not into that kind of stuff.
And I don't think, I think people misread me a lot in that regard because I'm tolerant of a lot of crazy things and crazy people and I say a lot of crazy shit on the show.
But at the same time, like my heart is for the country.
It's to see people, you know, have a good time.
And I think I'm just tired of the censorship.
So I, you know, I just say things, but most of what I say is tongue-in-cheek anyways.
But I don't think people get that about the show.
It's supposed to be a humorous show.
It's supposed to be funny.
I'm just not actually a funny guy.
So that's the sad part.
It's like, well, it's supposed to be a humorous show, but it's an unfunny host, you know?
kalen dalmeida
You know, and people are going to hear, you know, my answers or whatever.
And they're going to be like, yeah, this guy's got no spine or he doesn't have a solid position.
It's like, all right, fine.
Yeah.
I mean, all true.
All true.
elijah schaffer
It's like, they're going to say he's not the spine.
kalen dalmeida
Hey, whatever.
Whatever.
elijah schaffer
All correct things.
unidentified
Whatever.
kalen dalmeida
Come kill me.
unidentified
I don't give a shit.
Come fucking speak.
elijah schaffer
He's terrible.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, come shoot me, dude.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
We started being like the chat.
He should die.
unidentified
No, it's like, fucking.
kalen dalmeida
You're right.
You're right.
unidentified
No, no, no.
kalen dalmeida
No, I'm over it.
unidentified
I'm over it.
kalen dalmeida
No, I'm kidding.
No, I'm joking, but no, I do what I'm saying, though.
elijah schaffer
It's like, it's like, it's like, when people are like, oh, yeah, like a lot of people request things, but really, what I want to have is conversations with interesting people who have interesting ideas.
And it's like, for instance, like a good person I would love to have on the show is Jared Taylor.
I think Jared Taylor is white people.
unidentified
Whites are intellectually superior to blacks who many are of kind regard and make excellent chicken.
But when it comes to cities, they're often destructive.
elijah schaffer
You know, like, I like Jared Taylor a lot.
I think he's, I think he's very intellectually accurate, right?
And very, very poignant.
And I don't think he says anything that's untrue or says anything to just be a dick.
I think he's trying to say an unfortunate truth, right?
And so I like Jared.
I like Jared Taylor.
I think he's cool.
I like Jared Taylor.
kalen dalmeida
It's like one thing to, you know, be that guy and have proof or be like Stephen Molyneux or whatever.
You have them all in there.
And you have proof, and you can talk about this stuff and have rationale behind it.
And there's new information.
You can have new information in a setting like that.
But if you're just sitting there just going, you know, so-and-so is this, and you're just talking shit.
It's like, yeah, that's fantastic.
You're like retarded.
Like, you're actually retarded.
Like, I don't care what you believe.
You actually are annoying.
You don't know anything and you just want to hear people talk shit.
elijah schaffer
It's kind of funny, though.
Look, it's funny.
It's funny because it's ironic, but what I was trying to say is, like, I don't want to use this show to not be helpful in some regard or to not have conversations.
And people don't realize it.
It's like, it's like I'm saying, like, I still rub shoulders with and hang out and talk to pretty much all the establishment people that are out there and will be around them.
And I think that there's one thing and the reason why we haven't been canceled and they never really can take us down is not because we're bitching out or whatever.
It's because I'm being authentic.
I'm not here.
I'm not trying to be edgy for a show.
I'm actually way worse actually off air, to be completely honest.
Like, you know, I'm probably way actually way more almost way more extreme off air in terms of like, yeah, in terms of like my humor.
But I meant I still just want to be productive in terms of like, I want to have good guests on.
I want to talk about ideas.
And I don't want to just talk to people who only want to talk about hating Jews.
You know what I mean?
But I will talk to people who don't like Jews.
And I don't mind, right?
And that's why I think the difference is like, because I'm willing to talk to people who, you know, are singular issue.
Like, I'll have national socialists.
Like, what's his name?
Oh, my gosh.
This is not because I don't know.
I'm actually, I'm not even going to go into it.
Okay.
I don't even know.
I sound bad.
I've had literal Nazis like on the show.
And the media says that.
I'm like, yeah, and so what?
Like, he's had not, he's interviewed neo-Nazis.
Okay.
Fucking bitch.
Why wouldn't you?
Why wouldn't you have that on your show?
kalen dalmeida
Like a James Alsip or Patrick Casey.
elijah schaffer
No, no, I don't think those guys aren't national socialists, are they?
kalen dalmeida
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
I don't think any of those people are.
kalen dalmeida
I have no idea.
elijah schaffer
I think Alsip's just like a normal dude, right?
kalen dalmeida
I don't actually know.
elijah schaffer
I think he just got canceled wrongly.
kalen dalmeida
And then Spencer's like, I don't know anything, right?
elijah schaffer
I think that guy's not that guy's.
kalen dalmeida
Well, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I follow him on Twitter and he's like pretty normal.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, he seems like a normal guy.
He seems like he's not.
elijah schaffer
I think those are like guys whose names got dragged.
kalen dalmeida
That's what I'm saying.
Because I don't know anything other than what they were dragged for.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
I think they got, they got, it's almost like giving someone, not in a way, it's kind of when I say like people's like, oh, he's like this and that.
Like, you know, he's a racist white supremacist.
I'm like, hold up.
I'm not that cool.
Like, meaning like, at least like save those titles for people that are like really dogmatic and like really, you know, up there.
kalen dalmeida
Like a Gypsy Crusader.
elijah schaffer
Like, well, I interviewed that guy for Censored.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Bald, who was it from Australia who runs the National Socialist Party?
kalen dalmeida
Apparently, though.
elijah schaffer
No, he has the same name as that black guy who's like a historian.
I don't know.
Okay, anyway.
But all I was trying to say is, I just think people don't realize just because I will work with pretty much anyone and talk to them.
My personal beliefs is like I like to find humor in things.
And I think there's a cathartic means of talking about the world and being a bit crass and edgy and a bit like blunt and like, you know, having racist jokes.
Racist humor is funny, right?
Like having like edgy humor.
I think it's, I'm like, I'm a little bit immature, but I don't like actually genuinely despise and like hate people and want to see people fail.
Like, I hope black people build Wakanda.
You know what I mean?
Like, I honestly wish nothing more.
I wish they could fucking build Wakanda.
Like, that would be great.
kalen dalmeida
That should be cool.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
kalen dalmeida
I'd like to go there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, me too.
Like, I wish, like, I wish the stuff they said was true, you know, that they like really were helpful to society and stuff.
And so, you know, it's like, I wish that.
kalen dalmeida
That's what we're talking about.
elijah schaffer
It's the humor.
kalen dalmeida
That's it right there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I mean, like, but I, but I'm saying I have to laugh because, you know, watching our cities be destroyed by a group of people and not being able to like solve the issue is depressing.
And so, you know, it's cathartic to just talk about it.
Who is it?
Thomas Sowell.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thomas Sowell.
kalen dalmeida
So, yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He's the head of the Nazi party in Australia.
kalen dalmeida
No, he's not.
elijah schaffer
Yes, he's the National Socialist Party leader of like the actual.
kalen dalmeida
He's not.
unidentified
Yes.
kalen dalmeida
A black guy.
elijah schaffer
No.
kalen dalmeida
Thomas Sowell.
elijah schaffer
He has the same name as a black guy.
unidentified
Oh, fuck.
kalen dalmeida
Isn't that funny?
Dude, I was like, that's actually sick.
unidentified
That would have been crazy.
elijah schaffer
Now, Free Speech for Life said it's the left wing to blame races and religions of people for the world's problems.
It's not racism and religions.
It's a group of really rich people making you believe it's the Jews.
So you don't blame them.
Which then a lot of those rich people aren't Jewish.
Is that what it is?
Look, I think that behind everything is the devil.
But the reason why I think a lot of people, and I think it is really important to continue calling out Jewish power, is because that's the one that you're not allowed to call out.
Like, I agree, there are communists that are causing problems, but you can call out communism.
I agree.
There are Chinese influences that are causing the problem, and you can call that out.
I agree.
There are rich elites from white countries that are white that are calling shots.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
But the problem is, is there's only one group that's a mafia that you can't call out.
And that's why I think we need to continue to call it out because it's like, and also there's a lot of white people.
There's only a little bit of these people and they have a disproportionate amount of power to the representation of the world.
Right.
So that's why I'm concerned about it.
It's like, okay, well, white people, rich white people in a white country having power and calling shots.
Wow, that's not really a problem.
That's more like that's corruption.
That's not really like a power issue.
That's just corruption.
Or like, you know, that's something we can maybe be able to solve.
But foreign people who don't serve our interest coming into our nations and advancing a foreign country and having like an insane amount of representation and power, that's dangerous, right?
That serves a danger for our country because it jeopardizes us not looking out for our own interests.
So, yeah, they're two different issues, but I can call out rich British elites.
I can call out the crown or call out, you know, Kiera Starmer.
But if I mention his wife being Jewish, then that's the problem.
So that's where I'm concerned about is why you can't talk about it.
Remember, they're a mafia that doesn't have any power, but if you do point it out, you lose everything.
So that's always fun.
unidentified
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
And I think the other thing is like, as a Christian, as a Christian, we don't war against flesh and blood.
We don't war against flesh and blood.
We war against principalities, powers, hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places.
So if you're a Christian, you understand those things.
And like, yeah, like you said, at the end, at the top of the pyramid, right?
The little pyramid that everyone's always, you know, the Illuminati or whatever, it's Satan.
Like, it's just Satan.
And, you know, get saved.
If you're not saved, just get saved, man.
unidentified
Wish I had sound effects to blow some horns.
elijah schaffer
Koof Spreader said, Elijah Schaefer, do you know who Dia Gollin is?
And do you plan to have raging dissidente Jeremy McKenzie on your show?
I don't.
It's okay.
kalen dalmeida
I'm telling you.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to have to.
kalen dalmeida
That's exactly what I said.
It's exactly what I said.
elijah schaffer
No, I don't know who these people.
So I don't consume media at all.
Like, I don't watch anyone's show.
You know, like, I've never seen an episode of Steven Crowder, of Ben Shapiro, of Nick Fuentes, or anybody.
I've seen their clips.
So I usually follow people on Twitter or if they're banned, I'll follow them on Telegram and just like certain people.
I'll keep up with them just so I'm like, you know, just kind of hear what the different people are thinking.
But I don't actually consume anything.
And I'm always doing something.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, I don't watch shows, which you should watch the show.
But I don't watch anything.
I don't even watch movies.
I don't watch television shows.
I don't watch anything.
kalen dalmeida
Like, like for someone like myself, like, I don't, I'm not into the fiction of anything.
So, like, watching movies is very hard.
But also, like, especially when you're in media and you're constantly, like, it's your job.
You don't go home, throw a hungry man microwave fucking thing in there and then open up your TV tray and sit there and turn on YouTube and watch like some guy's content.
Like, it's just not a thing.
Like, you want to go, he wants to go home and be with his family and like enjoy his son.
And like, I don't want to think about it all day.
So, like, I don't even watch your shit most of the time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm, I'm aware.
I've, I don't know if I've ever watched a full episode of my show ever.
I don't think so.
I don't think I've ever, I don't think I've ever seen it.
I think maybe I've watched part of an episode, maybe.
Like, I've, like, I mean, usually the only time, like, I, I mean, obviously I'll have to, like, go check stuff on the show, but I don't think, I don't think I've ever listened to myself, really.
Some people do that.
Do you know that?
A lot of streamers and people like watch back their shows and like listen to themselves and get like self-conscious.
And I'm like, I just look like shit on TV.
kalen dalmeida
I will say, though, that the only person that I do do that with from time to time, who I actually know, who you know, good friends with, is Fleckus.
And the parts that I enjoy are, it's like he'll be talking about how some lady at the DNC is a lizard.
A lizard.
And that has, and I can enjoy that.
You know what I mean?
It's not like this hardcore, deep, like, yeah, I need to hear all about like the socialist revolution of like, yeah, it's not, I'm not into it.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, the lizard.
Anyway, the lizards are, I mean, it's a truth.
kalen dalmeida
It's a lizard person.
elijah schaffer
Mick 91 said, you meet a great woman who goes to church attractive and smart.
She's working towards a high-paying position in biochemistry.
She's jabbed and doesn't believe in the vaccine conspiracies.
Pursue or not.
No, high-paying positions.
You don't want to marry a woman who has a career mindset.
Hierarchical problems in your marriage.
Unless you're into that, I wouldn't pursue that.
I mean, it depends how old you are too.
But honestly, being a married man and being around women, it's already a lot just like having a woman live in your home.
You know what I mean?
Like, there's a lot that goes with that.
I don't mean that in a negative way.
It's just a lot, right?
As a man, because you're typically really free, right?
Because with men, we're very like relaxed.
We don't like hold things against each other.
We just let things go.
We don't really get irritated by each other.
We don't even think about each other.
Like, we just like, we think about each other when we see each other.
That's the other memes.
We talk through memes.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, that's like the key, though, is that we don't think about each other.
elijah schaffer
No.
kalen dalmeida
That's literally the key.
It's like, I don't give a fuck about what you're doing.
I care about what I'm doing.
The issue is that the women, they always expect you to be thinking about them no matter what you're doing.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what I was going to say.
They're a different species.
And so like, it's just like, there's a lot of learning with a woman.
And what I think is, is that you definitely want a woman to be submissive and know her place.
And you don't want her being under the authority of any other man.
So when you marry a woman, if a woman works, that is different than a woman that's a queer-minded woman.
Your woman may work because of the necessity, right?
I think a lot of men, I'm speaking to a lot of men in here, they wish their woman didn't work, but they don't make enough money.
That's fine.
That's totally fine.
Meaning, it's not fine, but it's understandable because we live in a fucking gay, fake system that the currency is deflated and inflated.
And there's not really a way on one income for most people to live.
unidentified
But on an ideal world, you wouldn't want your woman to work.
elijah schaffer
However, if your woman's working and just happens to be somewhat successful in her career and stuff because you guys are doing this to provide, that's one thing.
To be a career-minded woman, like going to biochemistry and have this career mindset is another.
And so I would say this.
Ask her if she would stay home with your kids.
And also, it's kind of gay if you're like interested in the woman's salary.
Like, that's, it's kind of gay to me.
It's like, she's a high-paying job.
Fucking cares about her money.
Right?
Like, like, you know, and I've always said it doesn't matter if she was like born to a rich family, had a trust fund or something like that.
Yeah, it doesn't mean that, you know, you shouldn't be happy about that, some inheritance or family business she inherited.
But, you know, just look at the marriages where women make more than men.
They usually end in divorce almost always.
So it's like, it's like literally almost always.
The woman resents the man and breaks and then goes after the man.
Women don't marry for love.
They marry because they respect you.
And that's why sometimes women will receive if they respect you and they care about your respect.
And a lot of women don't respect you if you make less than them.
And that's just the truth.
kalen dalmeida
And it's like, but women don't, I don't know.
There's just something about if a guy has less than them in any way, they're immediately positioning themselves over you in some psychological way in their own heads.
So, you know, I think, again, I'm going to reference Andrew because he was a great guest and I think he's a smart guy.
But he was telling me before the show, like, there's nowhere in this world that you can go where feminism hasn't seeped into the cracks.
It's in the roots.
It's in the root system.
And whether she's Christian or not, you'll find out.
Don't commit.
Go on some dates.
Don't commit.
Go on some dates and really, really test her and see, you know, where she's at.
But the fact that she makes a shitload of money is always going to be a problem.
elijah schaffer
Well, and so someone says, well, my girlfriend or wife makes more money than me and everything.
And there's not a problem.
Look, I didn't say all and in every situation.
So it's like, it's like, not all people die from breast cancer, but it's like, yeah, but some do.
So it's not like you should be excited to get it.
You know, it's like, like, it's like, so it's like, not, you know, not all relationships with a woman makes more.
It's a problem and causes issues because people are individuals.
But you've got to be careful to notice that, you know, there are like biggest things that are usually issues in marriages.
Interracial marriages, big red flag.
They typically have a lot of more problems, cultural issues, the stress from the mother-in-laws.
You want to be very careful.
Women and who, you know, who people think it's the parents, the in-laws have too much say in the relationship.
That's a big one, man.
Like mother-in-laws, you know, got to be careful on that.
And then, you know, you cleave.
You leave your mother and father and you cleave to your wife.
And so you got to be your own thing.
And also women who make more than their husbands, that's typically pretty bad.
Everything else.
kalen dalmeida
It's the whole, what do I need you for?
I have all this money.
I could be so happy on my own.
elijah schaffer
Women are never happy is the key thing.
I'm being honest.
They're never really happy.
They're never really happy.
That's why nothing makes women more angry than a man who's content and relaxing.
Well, they're wondering what you should be doing.
kalen dalmeida
But because they have all this money, they don't need you, right?
So they don't need you and they're never happy.
So at the slightest inconvenience that you're not thinking of them in the most perfect way, they're just going to be like, have you ever met a woman who is complaining about her job?
elijah schaffer
Have you ever met a working woman who doesn't complain about her job?
kalen dalmeida
No, actually, no, many of them.
unidentified
Every woman I've worked with just complains about her job all the time.
elijah schaffer
I know.
Every woman I've ever worked with just complains about their job.
Bitching, gossiping, complaining.
It's like a toxic, it's insane.
Like it's, I've never seen it.
It's like, it's like, oh, this person, I'm fucking like, I worked so much and like, they need to give me a raise.
And they always want raises and shit.
unidentified
Like, just do your job and just go to work and like relax, you know?
elijah schaffer
And, you know, it really helps when you tell a feminist to relax.
You know what I mean?
kalen dalmeida
Well, actually, just tell any woman to relax, calm down, calm down.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
You ever tried, you ever tried, you ever tried just relaxing, just calming down?
No, but like, I mean this in a genuine and the most respectful way is: I've never seen a happy woman who's queer-minded.
And I don't really see a happy woman, but here's what I see: I see a woman who has contentment and joy in motherhood.
I've seen contentment and joy in focusing on the home, but I don't see that still being like fully happy.
There's always a little bit of a disquiet.
There's always like, because even if they're happy with motherhood and stuff, then they're mad at you.
You know what I mean?
So they're mad at you.
They're mad at someone.
They're mad at something.
They've got to be upset at something all the time.
And they've always got, and that's what they do.
They shit test us.
They sort of like challenge us, right?
Mothers and sisters and wives and girlfriends and whatever it is.
kalen dalmeida
It's constant.
The shit testing testing is constant.
elijah schaffer
It is every day.
And even if they don't, they don't do it purposely.
unidentified
They do it on accident.
elijah schaffer
Like everything's like also sometimes you have to just say, stop.
unidentified
Just shh, you know?
elijah schaffer
And people say, well, just don't shush a woman.
Well, it's better than beating them, you know?
unidentified
So, well, hey, listen, just sh me relax.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
And this is from everything.
And it's crazy to me.
That's why I don't want to live in a gynos.
I don't, I am like, we are like, yeah, this is, there will never be females working here in this company or building.
Ever, ever.
Like, you know how peaceful this place is?
You know how, like, you know, nice it is here, dude.
kalen dalmeida
There was a woman in here the other day, and she was fucking up all.
unidentified
Never mind.
elijah schaffer
No, don't go there.
But here's the deal: the only woman that was in here today was someone who was delivering packages.
And guess what?
She couldn't deliver the package because it was too heavy to bring to the door.
So we had to go out the building and go pick up the packages.
And then this is really nice though.
That was kind.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, but what I was going to say was that, you know, she tried to help us and she tripped over the wire and pulled the wire out of the Ethernet cable box.
That is what I was going to say.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
No, but hey, no, I love, I love women.
I'm just saying, I'm saying you got to be very careful here.
When you're pursuing women who are career-minded, they're looking for something outside the home.
So here's the real reason.
They're looking for some sort of success and validation outside the home and they're never going to get it.
So when I say career-minded women are never happy and they're complaining and stuff, what I mean by that is because women don't find joy and contentment and satisfaction from things outside the home.
They find it in the home.
And when they're running from that, when they're trying to escape their destiny, they're very miserable people.
And that's just the truth.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Anyways, that's just the truth.
And a lot of people don't like when I talk about this stuff.
They leave the live streams and they hate it, especially the women.
They leave the chat when I talk about this stuff.
But it's true.
When women look for contentment in other places, outside the marriage in the home, there's no women watch this show.
Yeah, they do.
kalen dalmeida
That's not true.
elijah schaffer
About a third of our audience is female.
kalen dalmeida
That's not true.
elijah schaffer
They actually are.
That's not true.
Dennis Prager, okay, NB4 Janice says, Dennis Prager, a Jew says, every Islam except Nazism was founded and led by Jews.
Marxism, humanism, socialism, globalism, communism, liberalism, feminism, environmentalism.
It's the Jews.
It's the Jews.
That's a quote from him, actually, apparently.
All right.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I believe him.
That being said, thank you.
kalen dalmeida
No, seriously, though.
Thank you for that one.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah.
Or Magami says, why do you have to buy tokens on locals?
Like, it's a cam site.
A friend told me that's a thing.
I don't know that you buy tokens.
I just, I don't know if that's true.
Do you really buy tokens?
Okay, you do.
unidentified
That's interesting.
It's a cam site without the good.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we're there.
We're there.
Can we go down?
unidentified
I'm trying to see if this is read the bad ones too.
kalen dalmeida
Read the bad one.
elijah schaffer
No, I just going down.
I'm just trying to go down here.
Someone said, oh, let's make sandwiches said, Gypsy has the gun.
Handsome truth is the founder of GDL.
GDL flyers are from HT.
What's GDL and HDL?
kalen dalmeida
GDL is Goim Defense League, right?
elijah schaffer
What is that?
kalen dalmeida
Goim Defense League?
It's like, well, I don't actually know.
I just know the name.
elijah schaffer
What is HT?
Flyers are from HT.
Oh, Handsome Truth.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
He does pretend to be gay on Immigl streams.
Handsome Truth would be a great guest.
He can explain why he goes hard.
No, I said I said, I know.
I said that would be part of my series, though, and my interviews that would be like one-on-one with people that are living extreme political life.
I want to do like, I want to do some series, and it wouldn't just be a live stream.
It'd be like, I'd want to, that's what I want to interview, like sit down and say, like I did with the guy who runs the National Socialist Party.
I sat him down and had him tell me his life story.
And I heard it and it was really interesting.
kalen dalmeida
It made sense.
And then maybe, and then maybe he can do like a reverse interview where he's like, you know, asking you why you feel he's extreme.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean, it would be just extreme by basic standards.
Like, I'm even considered extreme to people.
So if he's extreme in correlation to me, then that's extreme.
And I, again, and just because people will be like, oh, so you're cocking?
No, I don't care.
Be extreme.
Like, it doesn't matter.
I'm not, I'm not fighting it.
I'm just saying, like, you know, I will have a gun with the N-word next show.
I'm just kidding.
I'm saying it's like, it's like extremity.
All right.
Let's make sandwiches said, Handsome Truth doesn't just talk shit.
Those are bonus shows he does for fun.
He can explain to you why he does those streams.
He goes into deep dives also.
He was on Stew Peters.
He would be a great guest.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I'm open to anyone.
I am.
But I think people got confused when they're going, like, oh, yeah, he said, you said he's coming on the show.
I don't have him booked or anything like that.
So don't like when I say like, I'm open to things, it doesn't mean I have people booked.
It just means like I'm not opposed to literally almost anyone being on the show unless they're fucking assholes, which even if I agree with them, they're going to be a dick.
Or I don't want to have guests on that talk about personal drama or drama.
And if they do, I'm not going to fucking bring them on.
So fuck out.
I was about ready to.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Let's make sandwiches also said, have HT on, Elijah.
He is respectful when he goes on shows.
He's not some ditch shit moron who just goes dir her N-word.
N-word.
He's like the only guy banned from Odyssey.
Hail Thomas Sewell.
People are banned from Odyssey.
unidentified
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
You know, I like this shot.
This is the first time I've had a wide shot on the show like this where both the guests are kind of on.
And I think this is a good, like, it's better than just like being on like our faces.
Like, I think it's better.
I don't know if you guys like this shot, but I kind of like just having the chill shot.
unidentified
I think it's cool.
elijah schaffer
I think it's good.
No, I just like it because it's like less like your face is in.
You just kind of hang out.
Someone said I posted the pic of me and Scott Pressler's sweaty ass on X. What the hell?
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
And I'd like to post a couple more.
I got finally had a cockatoo.
I was more excited than Trump.
I love Burbs.
What the hell?
unidentified
Jeez.
It's weird.
elijah schaffer
What does that even mean?
kalen dalmeida
I don't know.
Naming Scott Trump.
elijah schaffer
Let's make someone said, read my gosh dang rants, Elijah.
Golden crap.
Crap.
I hate Rumble Super Chats.
Odyssey is way better.
Come on, man.
All right.
Let me see if there's any more.
I got to go to Locals 2 down here.
This is really good.
Thanks, guys, for setting super chats tonight.
I try to keep Fridays more relaxed and chill.
I mean, that's kind of the goal is to keep these nice and chill.
Censored or live on censored.tv.
Don't forget to join, guys.
You guys got to join, honestly.
We got Arano and Cocteau.
Arano said he's watching with his wife.
Yeah, I would imagine that Arano said a quick porn.
My life improved dramatically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
No, I mean, it makes perfect sense.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like saying, like, I got healthy and lost weight and I feel better.
I don't think people are not quitting porn because they don't want to feel better.
I think it's because it's an addiction and it's a, it's actually a trauma coping thing, you know?
Like, it could, I think porn is can be, we won't go to all because we're going to kind of wrap up here.
Porn can be like two things, in my opinion.
Everyone says everything.
It could be ritualistic.
Like at the end of the day, I'm going to go home, jerk off, look at some porn and go to bed.
Like, it could be like ritualistic, like that.
Like it's like just kind of like you're really the ritual is the orgasm and this the dopamine release, but then you've trained your brain and wired your brain to like associate masturbation with porn.
And then maybe you've looked at a lot of porn, so it's hard to get a boner without like looking at the kind of porn you like or the porn star you like or whatever.
I don't know, whatever, you know, whatever your extremities.
And I don't mean like you're like this crazy addicted like person that's looking at 30 times a day.
It could just be like a few times a week.
Maybe every other day and you just look at porn for a few minutes and jerk off.
So there's more like the ritualistic user.
It's more frequently but maybe not as long and it's against the ritual.
But then there's, of course, there's like the habitual, like the binger, where they count their days, like like they don't.
Collectors well, like no no, that's okay, that's like full-blown addiction.
I'm talking about like people who are like that don't, like they know porn's bad for them and they're not like no, they haven't like fully accepted the addiction.
They're not like they're not going to porn conventions and shit, right.
But I mean, then there's like the binger.
That's like they count right, they count the days, like like oh, like I did six days.
And then they like just look at like crazy ass shit and you're like like these are the kind of people who were like they're straight but they'll like look at like tranny porn and shit and you're like what the fuck are you doing?
And it's like, but they're like, but I didn't look at porn for eight days.
And you're like yeah, but like dude, it's gonna.
You're looking at some fucked up shit.
You gotta watch your fucking mind.
You know like you're jerking off to a transgender family guy porn, you know, or something like that.
Scooby-doo's fucking, you know, Megan or something like this is crazy, like what are you doing?
You know, like like that's like that's, but i'm saying that's a kind of like.
They're like it's kind of like more extreme porn, but it's like.
You know, you meet a lot of guys like that, but they're like dude, it's been 21 days since I haven't looked at porn 21 days and you're like shaking.
You're like dude, chill the fuck out, maybe.
Maybe you're counting, you're thinking too much about it.
Like, relax for a little bit.
kalen dalmeida
It's that uh, that meme.
elijah schaffer
You know the, the guy with the vein in his head yes, like it's like no, but most guys are looking at porn on the reg.
Okay, so most people in this chat are looking at porn on reg.
I don't like the side of the conservative side that thinks that the conservatives aren't looking at the same amount of porn as as they are.
Yeah yeah, conservative guys are looking at porn, and i'm not saying that.
I'm not.
I'm not promoting porn out here by any means.
I'm just saying that most conservative guys aren't not quitting porn because they don't think it'd be better for them.
It's because it's either a become a ritual and they've wired their brain and it's hard to break the cycle, or b they have an unhealthy relationship to like, like an unbalanced relationship where they count days and it becomes like a binge and it's sort of that's more like a binging thing right right, so I don't know, i'm just saying like, I think I think there's a, you know, and people say porn is Jewish like well, that doesn't mean it's not everyone's not addicted to it.
You know what I mean.
Like, and I think people really lie because I think a lot of the conservative centers, I think there's an unhealthy relationship with porn in both sides.
I think I think the liberals embrace it and they're like yeah, it's just normal like, just be bisexual and just jerk off to tranny Scooby-doo porn.
unidentified
You know yeah like if if if if, you know, Jeremiah wasn't jerking off to uh, tranny Scooby-doo porn, he'd probably be raping and killing everyone.
I just love when he has that scooby snack.
If he wasn't looking at porn, he'd probably shoot up a school.
So they'd be fucking.
So they look at porn and have three real palsies.
elijah schaffer
It's like, um, no, but I mean, the right thing is like, oh, porn's Jewish and bad porn is bad.
And so it's like, okay, but you're right.
But also, like, you got to remember, pretty much if every one of your friends is looking at it, and you probably are too, that's why you're so aggressive against it because you hate it.
So you speak out against it.
So maybe we should talk more about solutions or like, you know, just be real about it that most people are looking at it and then try to try to deal with like the issue rather than just that porn's Jewish and you're cucky, you know, soy goy, you know, guam.
You know, if you look at porn, it's like, okay, yeah, it's kind of true, but also, you know, but I mean, but also everybody's looking at it.
So perhaps like be more real about it.
Like, okay, yeah, this is a real, real issue.
You know, and I love the polls.
It's like 71% of men admit to looking at porn at least once a month.
You're like, bro.
I've never met somebody that regularly watches porn that watches it one time a month.
Like, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life.
That's like an officer.
That's like something you would say to a woman, you know?
Yeah, you know, no, I do look at porn like once a month.
You know, like, you know, like, that's like, that's like when you get caught drunk driving.
It's like, oh, two beers, always two, right?
Just two beers.
kalen dalmeida
No, actually, Pornhub released their, this was in 2017.
That's what I was listening to the radio.
Okay, so 2017, I'm listening to the radio, and they released a statistic Pornhub does.
And basically, their highest usage is it's Friday, and it's a majority of the users are only on for like less than 10 minutes.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, people will end this show and go jerk off before bed.
I'm not joking.
That's a really common thing.
kalen dalmeida
That literally is what it is.
People, they find their favorite video or whatever, they nut and then get off.
And that's it.
They go to bed.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and the consequences are alarming, but also like, that's why I don't, but this is why I'm not really judgmental of people because it's like, I get it.
Like, and I understand, I understand it.
Like, I understand that it's hard to not look at porn in a world where it's where you see porn even if you don't want to, right?
So that's the whole point.
Like, if you're on the internet, you will just see porn, especially on Twitter, right?
kalen dalmeida
And what we consider porn is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but like, I would say this, like, and I think ultimately, like, I'm still on the fence about the masturbation thing because, like, honestly, sometimes you just got a nut.
You know what I mean?
Like, in general, like, like, it's like, and I like, I have some Muslim neighbors here, and I like, I like, I liked what they said about Jerking Off 2 was like, okay, I'm not Muslim, and I don't, I don't view life the way they view it.
unidentified
But he did say he did, yeah, he's actually Muslim.
elijah schaffer
I know I come across like I'm secretly Muslim.
Yeah, if they're watching the show, they say they don't want to convert me, but they want to convert me.
They gave me another Muslim book tonight.
kalen dalmeida
Dude, they reminded me of Mormons, but I was like, no, I like Mormon.
unidentified
I like them a lot.
kalen dalmeida
You guys are Mormon, right?
He's like, no, no, no, we're Muslim.
I like him.
elijah schaffer
Oh, you thought you were saying?
Sorry, the brown guy with the giant beard that's Arab was a Mormon.
Yeah, dude.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
So you're talking about the Arab guy that looks like a Muslim is a Muslim, you know?
Yes, dude.
These guys are epic.
I really like them.
kalen dalmeida
No, it was just funny because you don't like them.
You don't see them proselytizing.
elijah schaffer
They proselytize me.
I like it.
But I like it, though, because I told them.
kalen dalmeida
Well, I want to engage with you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I enjoy it.
And we end up talking.
And he even said these are a lot of knowledge.
People don't realize.
I did go to seminary and stuff, even though I have a very potty mouth and I have bad humor.
I'm formally educated in theology.
So yes, and I've read a lot of books, a lot of big books, a lot of big books, and done a lot of studying, a lot of writing.
unidentified
A lot of books.
elijah schaffer
But yeah.
But on the flip side, what I was trying to say about that is I liked what he said about masturbation when he's like, the one time in Islam where masturbation is okay is if you're doing it as a means to prevent yourself from a deeper sexual sin.
So, like, you know, like, let's just say, yeah, like, you're getting, you're horny and, you know, and you are going to go, you know, join a rape gang in London or something.
I'm just kidding, but it's like, if you're like, if you're like horny and it's like, yeah, and you're going to like, you know, fuck your girlfriend or something, then it's like, yeah, it's like permitted to like go home and like rub one out or maybe rub one out, like you're staying at your girlfriend's house, which you should be anyways, but you know, rub one out in the bathroom or something like that.
It's like that would be permitted because you're jerking off to prevent yourself from deeper like sin between two people.
I don't believe that's not like, that's not the same thing, but I like the idea of the fact that not no action in of itself is sinful, but a lot of things the motivation is.
Like, you know what I mean?
So like, obviously, sex isn't sinful, but there are situations where it is.
It's really hard for someone like me who grew up really degenerate in a really degenerate city to like really like come to my senses about a lot of this stuff.
But, you know, I would say that like one of the key things is if you don't jerk off a lot, then you're probably going to have less like inclination to also look at porn.
Because if you can control the motion, like if you're like, not just like, oh, I don't want to look at porn, but you're like, you know, I'm going to try to not jerk off, then you're going to give yourself less opportunities to look at porn because you're probably not looking at porn without jerking off.
And then also, I think it's about the training that I've heard from like, you know, my like discipleship and stuff is like you're, you're trying to train yourself to not, it's not about like what's sin or something.
It's like you're trying to train yourself to not be your sexual urges to control you, you know?
So you're trying to be like, not just like, oh, well, I can jerk off, so I'm just going to go do it.
It's like, look, I can jerk off.
I'm, you know, I'm on a business trip or something.
I'm at a hotel, you know, whatever.
I can do whatever I want, but, you know, I'm going to like, I'm going to take control of my sexual urges and remind myself that it's not as important to fulfill my needs.
On the flip side, sometimes I think people get really weird about this stuff.
And it's like, dude, you are a guy and you do need to nut.
So you need to figure it out because you're going to have to release that seed somehow.
You know what I mean?
And in your sleep, maybe, maybe in your sleep.
I don't know.
unidentified
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
And sometimes it will happen.
But that's why I think fasting is really good because you are controlling yourself in the most primal basic of urges to feed yourself.
If you can fast, it'll do you some good in terms of understanding the urges of your body, separating yourself, knowing yourself who you are, and then understanding yourself as a, or in having a vessel, right?
You don't let your vessel control you.
You control your vessel.
So you have to understand what are you a slave to.
Anyway.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's make sandwiches.
We have a few more said.
Pretty sure HT is the only person banned on Odyssey.
His channel was blowing up and Jews shut him down.
Please have fun.
Hear him out about Blair Cottrell and Jacob Hearst and Jared Taylor.
And I know, I know, I told you those other ones.
Lastly, down here, he also said, oh, Free People Speech for Life said for Kaylin.
A follow-up.
Okay, I don't know if we can answer any more.
I got to shut down the show in a second.
If you had more money than you needed and only hungered for power, wouldn't communism and the internet be the perfect, cheapest, easiest vehicle you could utilize to achieve it?
kalen dalmeida
It's a big one.
You could DM me.
You can DM me.
I'd love to have a conversation with you.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Down here, I would have.
Man.
All right.
Let me read on here on locals if there's any.
I don't know if there's any.
Oh, there is a few on locals.
Let me just view these.
We got one from Doomsday Cracker sent this.
kalen dalmeida
Where have I seen that before?
elijah schaffer
And notice where I am.
Sent this.
It's very stand-up saying.
Lord, ganajell me.
unidentified
No I shit on floor.
Bloody, bloody bastard toilet.
elijah schaffer
You know what's crazy?
When you use AI and you say to like make poopy, you know, poopy AI, it's crazy that it knows like what India looks like.
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, I think, well, you know, yeah, I guess.
But I want to know where they made that because I couldn't even get Mid Journey to make a picture of Kamala Harris today.
elijah schaffer
Isn't it Grok or something like that?
Isn't there like something?
kalen dalmeida
Is Grok doing it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think Grok makes racist pictures.
kalen dalmeida
Doesn't it?
Yeah.
unidentified
I love that.
elijah schaffer
Anyway.
All right, that's there.
Shout out to everyone who's in the chat.
The rest of you guys that are there.
Let me take that off here.
He said, please no more Indians.
unidentified
Scooby-Doo-Doo.
elijah schaffer
And oh, he's watching with his baby and his wife.
That's really cool.
Okay, I can't take any more.
Oh, God, Indians, read more books.
Okay, anyways, please no more Indians deleted 1.6 terabytes.
unidentified
Dang.
What?
elijah schaffer
He had 1.6 terabytes of porn.
Someone said that his friend used to jerk off so much in the shower that he used to get a boner when it rained.
kalen dalmeida
No, that's what it's said.
elijah schaffer
I don't believe it, though.
Anyway, thank you guys for watching.
I think this has been an extended show.
Brian, how long have we been streaming for?
This has been really long, huh?
unidentified
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
We started at what?
unidentified
A little late.
What time?
elijah schaffer
What time is it?
kalen dalmeida
It's like 11, huh?
11.
elijah schaffer
Well, how long has the show been going?
Oh, shit.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, you guys got an extended super show.
Okay, three hours.
We never do this.
I mean, I guess a lot of people stream like this every day.
Like, a lot of people just go like three or four hours every day.
I don't think we could do this.
This would be too much, like, for the audience.
It's three hours.
You don't need that much.
Yeah, but anyways, someone said, when is slightly offensive on Goym TV?
I don't think ever, probably.
But I don't, that's not really what this show is.
You know what I mean?
kalen dalmeida
I don't think people know what this show is.
unidentified
No, no, it's just like, that's not us.
kalen dalmeida
Like, that's what I'm talking about.
Like, the midwit who hears, like, you criticize Israel, and then they're like, oh, it's another, it's a fucking Nazi show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kalen dalmeida
It's like, when are you going to be on the Nazi?
And it's like.
elijah schaffer
Right now, baby.
kalen dalmeida
But it's like.
It's like, and listen, some of you people have never seen me before, but I've been here since this show was in a bedroom.
So like, figure it out.
You know what?
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Here we go.
Here we go.
Well, I was now you ruined it because I was about to pull out my swastikas and then just watch super cuts of Hitler to MGMT soundtrack, you know?
It's like, you know what I mean?
That's what I was about to do.
So, you know, that's like, that's what I always love to.
I always know that it's late when I'm in TikTok and it's like, I'm into, I get like the super cuts of Hitler to like, with like MGMT.
Like, all right.
kalen dalmeida
Fuck, you get that on TikTok?
elijah schaffer
I don't get that on TikTok.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like, all right, this is pretty late now.
I don't know how I got here, you know?
You know what I'm talking about, though, right?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The white nationalist propaganda.
kalen dalmeida
Well, that's just my entire X feed, I guess.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Someone said, what kind of show starts in a bedroom between two guys?
Anyway, love you guys.
Have a great rest of the night, as always.
I appreciate you guys being around here.
My name's Elijah Schaefer.
Like I mentioned, the show's supported by directly by censored.tv.
More you guys got to join.
You guys got to join the show.
The show is live.
Plus, we have the show that's uncut.
Like last time, you know, Rumble's checking into our last stream is like jacked up or something like that.
It's like not working for half the people, but it's up on censored.
So if you have censor membership, shows are messed up, you want to catch up, you want to watch them advertise or free.
Brian takes a lot of time to do that.
And we thank him for it.
So shout out to Brian.
A good guy.
He's a great guy.
And he's been helping out and putting up with a lot of my shit too because I've been on edge and like pretty fucking angry the last week with just stress and things going on.
Why?
If you pay for everything, will you get yelled at in life?
I don't know.
Anyway, thank you so much again for watching.
Shout out to my guest, Kaylin Dalmeida.
If people want to find you and follow you, how can they support you, sir, as you head back to your real life?
kalen dalmeida
Yeah, so you can follow me on X at from Kalen, F-R-O-M-K-A-L-E-N.
I'm also on Instagram.
If you want to DM me about my views, figure out what I actually believe.
If you're not a weirdo, you can DM me there.
I will likely respond.
elijah schaffer
Amen.
And you can follow me as well on Going TV.
unidentified
I'm just kidding now.
elijah schaffer
Okay, but you can follow me everywhere where you can find me until you can't find me any longer.
Thank you to everyone who supports this show.
And for Mike, we're going to have a P.O. box soon.
I'm not even joking.
You guys can send us stuff again, including chapstick.
kalen dalmeida
So make sure you throw something in the tip jar and make sure you give Mike a few extra for some chapstick.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, anyways, have a great rest of the week.
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