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July 20, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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CYBER ATTACK or DEI INCOMPETENCE? 1 Billion Computers SHUTDOWN + RNC Summary | Guest: Krocs On

1 Billion corporate computers apparently affected by the CrowdStrike forced update that has left passengers in airports stranded, hospitals shutdown, banks unable to process payments, ATMs with blue screens, and media companies like Sky News unable to broadcast. But what is really going on? The timing with the RNC and some remarks from the WEF earlier this year make this “random cyber error” seem more than suspicious. Plus, we discuss the RNC that Elijah attended this past week in Milwaukee, WI & so much more on this return episode of Nightly Offensive.Show more ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ___ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
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kezia schaffer
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elijah schaffer
Well, what a historic week it's been.
Trump was nearly assassinated, and I seem to have disappeared, got on a plane to Milwaukee, and then had a hard time getting back from the RNC.
Here's a video from my day today trying to get back from the Midwest here to the Miami area.
Check this out.
unidentified
I don't know what's going on.
You guys want to give me a minute?
Please give me a minute.
Please.
elijah schaffer
Look, nobody knows what's going on.
Everybody asked me, there's a cyber attack today.
Was it someone else's fault?
Was it a company's fault?
Was it the government's fault?
If you asked my wife, she'd probably say it's my fault.
And I had something to do with it.
No, I'm just totally kidding.
We have a great show for you today because we have some inside scoop on the cyber incompetence, directly how it's linked to the DNC and the election.
The same company responsible for this outage or whatever has also been responsible in the 2016 election for the Russia hack, the 2020 election for something similar.
And now we're back.
We've got a lot of cover today, including the RNC coverage.
My thoughts on it, as I've been reporting for the Gateway Pundit, is approximately 10:24 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States, which means I'm late.
As always, we're on Black Time.
Brian, let's start the show.
I felt like a woman today.
You know, things have been really crazy going on in the world.
I just got back from the RNC, which is also called for the retarded.
No, I'm just kidding.
It is a time where Trump took on.
Look at that.
unidentified
This is my original footage, by the way.
All right.
elijah schaffer
So the balloons dropped.
My ball dropped.
And we found out that we have another guaranteed four years of fighting Israeli wars and bringing in legal immigrants.
It's going to be a great time together.
It's not all disaster, though.
There's so much happening.
I am joined today by my guest and my best friend.
Kez Croxon.
Welcome back.
kezia schaffer
Wow, that's nightly effect.
So nice.
Thanks.
Love being here as always.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, sounds very good.
kezia schaffer
No, I love it.
I love it.
I love.
By the way, this is my house, everyone.
That's my house.
As you can see, I have a big fireplace there.
It's fantastic.
elijah schaffer
It is.
Okay, so, you know, I was gone this week.
And as it seems always is the case that no matter what happens, it's always difficult to actually get home, right?
That's always the hard part.
I feel like this is such a symbol for what's been going on in the world.
When we saw those women being like, I don't know what the hell is going on.
That's my opinion on the entire world right now.
unidentified
What the hell is going on?
elijah schaffer
I don't know, but Stacey's mom's got it.
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
It reminded me that lady who's like, we're all really mad.
And everyone starts cheering or whatever.
It reminds me of like that one time in school when the real nerd girl just like lets loose and everyone's just so shocked that they just have to like cheer her on.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
No, you know, literally.
Okay, we have a lot of inside scoops.
I feel that we too.
So we're going to talk about our first topic for today because we have a cyber attack going on in the world.
That's my personal opinion.
I'll explain why.
Now, obviously, the fact that we just moved here from Australia, I think I was one of the first people to like know about this in the United States because my plane got canceled actually like late in the middle of the night.
I was supposed to be flying out of Milwaukee.
It was like the last flight out.
And then I ended up getting it canceled.
So I looked online, like, what's going on?
And then I found this clip from Australian news.
And this is what they were saying.
Check this out.
unidentified
Welcome back, returning to our major breaking news and the catastrophic software failure, taking systems down right across the globe.
Live now to Rory Campbell in the newsroom.
Rory, it's having a huge impact.
Beck, information's still coming in, but we're hearing reports of widespread outages at airports, supermarkets, banks.
Even here at 7 News, you might be able to see the blue screens here behind me.
This appears to be impacting computers running Microsoft programs.
Seven News has spoken with Home Affairs who says this isn't a cyber attack.
I've spoken with an IT expert who tells me this is an issue with security software that runs on Windows PCs.
A bad update has been pushed and that's what's causing the problems.
No indication at this stage on just how long it might take to fix the problem.
A warning Beck, it could impact our bulletins this afternoon and this evening, but we will be endeavoring to bring you all of today's news.
elijah schaffer
I can't take Australians.
kezia schaffer
No, I was literally just thinking that.
unidentified
I know I'm Australian, but even when they're talking about a cyber, all right, Beck, it looks like there's a cyber attack, but we talked to some other officials.
kezia schaffer
It's so iconic.
It's like hilarious to me.
But yeah, it's like, you always have a good time with Australians.
elijah schaffer
They're like, all right, Beck, but the best part is, it's like, they're like, yes, we're going to have to do it.
unidentified
Speak to some other people.
And they said, bloody us, this is crazy.
elijah schaffer
And you know, and you know why it's not big news in Australia?
Because in America, we like to work.
And so we like to make money.
See, I am coming in through your mic a lot.
Okay, I'm going to mute your mic when I'm going on these ramps.
But here's the thing.
We like to work.
And so when they're like, you can't work today, Americans just start losing their minds.
unidentified
Like, I have to spend less time with my kids.
elijah schaffer
I've got to put them in daycare.
I've got to spend money on daycare so that they can have someone watch them.
And it's crazy to think about watching your own kids.
But Australians are like, oh, yeah, mate.
Just another day to take off.
unidentified
Just sit back and relax, mate.
It's all figure itself out.
elijah schaffer
No one knew that's why they were felt good with COVID because the reason why the Australians were so good.
kezia schaffer
It was chillaxing by the beach.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we're locked in.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, it is what it is, mate.
We just got to follow the rules.
kezia schaffer
Australians love following rules and relaxing.
elijah schaffer
And relaxing.
That's true.
But to put into perspective, I'm going to turn down the volume on this.
I decided to go to the airport today to Chicago O'Hare.
I ended up taking an Uber with an Indian that smelled good, actually.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
And so I got there and this was the line to go to one self-help checkout desk.
I mean, I'm kind of putting it into perspective here.
I lived in this today.
This was crazy.
This was also just, this is just the line of the happy ending massage booth.
Everyone was just stressed out.
They needed a hand.
You know what I mean?
They needed a hand.
But like, this was for one desk.
And there's several dozens of these lines going across the entrance in one terminal.
So we're talking about one terminal, one check-in lounge, and this is one line.
And it wasn't moving anywhere.
Every flight between about three o'clock and seven o'clock was canceled and I decided it was going to be smart to try to fly, and the reason why was because there was a lot of Jews on my flight and they're God's chosen people, so I knew, if I had, if anyone was getting the hell out.
They've been getting kicked out of everywhere.
kezia schaffer
That's the flight you want to be on, so we're getting out.
unidentified
Yeah, we're gonna gotta be the safest flight, the most reliable flight.
kezia schaffer
That's the one you want to be on.
elijah schaffer
It is, it is, it was gonna be, it was going to be the best.
Uh, but I, you know, I thought it was kind of crazy, though today look, this is.
This has gotten to a point on two ends, and I want everyone watching to think about this for a second.
This is the largest grounding from my understanding of flights in the United States since 9-11.
Okay, so it's always in an election year that this happens.
This is what I mean.
It wasn't like there was a minor glitch.
This is where i'm going down the conspiratorial route, to where I believe this was a setup or at least test for something, and i'm not reaching here.
I have the proof for it, but the first part is is like when i'm listening to the, to the, to the network television, be like, this is the biggest you know downing of airlines in you know 23 years.
unidentified
And they're like, don't be alarmed, it's just, it's just a mistake, it's.
elijah schaffer
And they immediately tell you what it's not.
unidentified
It's, it's not, it's not an attack, it's already confirmed.
It's not a cyber attack.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's confirmed.
We've spoken to everybody in involved.
They've already confirmed it.
And you're going, um okay, how do you know that this, you don't even know what's happening.
unidentified
Guy that they spoke to was like Sinjad or whatever.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like okay.
But that's my point is whenever whenever, like uh, the mainstream media comes out and assures you it's not something, then immediately you have to be suspicious.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, because if they just say like look, we don't know what's going on here, we're trying, we're trying to get information, that's my favorite thing even, like with autism, when you like look up, like what's autism, it's like, look, we don't know how people get autism.
It's a big mystery to us, but it's definitely not vaccines or the food you're eating.
Trust us, we have no idea about it, but definitely we can rule these things out for sure.
So then immediately you know it's those things.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so that's which is great.
kezia schaffer
I mean ultimately, it's really good when they tell us exactly what.
elijah schaffer
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All right.
We're going to the cyber attack stuff, right?
If you're just joining, we're talking about this thing.
And what alarms me about this is when the media was so quick to make everyone not alarmed and downplayed it, there was people that are like, oh, yeah, there's like something going on.
No, when you're at the airport, it's like we are in the middle of war.
It's not, it's like when I was out there and it's not like something random happened.
Like I was going to stores, banks are closed.
And to put this into perspective, hospitals, a bunch of surgical centers are unable to perform life-saving surgeries that rely on technical operations because their machines are down, including the entire NHS is crippled in the United Kingdom and people are allegedly dying today from this.
And nobody's panicked because the media is intentionally not covering it in a panicked way.
And so then that's why I want to know this is the, this is the biggest cyber attack in modern history from my understand or cyber failure.
We'll leave it cyber attack out.
Then the media doesn't care.
And this is what I think about.
It's like, you don't just look at what the media overplays.
You have to look at what they underplay too.
What is the media not talking about?
What are they intentionally, you know, like, it's kind of like the idea of like any time a white person kills a black person.
It's on the media all the time.
Well, if there's some reason why it's a test for something or it was, you know, something was accidentally launched early, like maybe this wasn't supposed to launch now.
Maybe this is a, it is a cyber attack.
It was, I'm saying in this way, they just don't want people to think it's a cyber attack.
So they're doing a conditioning.
So we're used to just like, you know, failures happening ahead of the election.
So when something happens, it's like mistakes have been made.
It can be traced back to this.
It's a downstream, you know, error from this.
They're just patching the computers.
Like it's conditioning.
Like when Mark Zuckerberg was telling everyone in the interview that, you know, he believes that Bill Gates was saying this too.
Remember, that on election night, we're probably not going to know the result.
And then there's mail-in ballots are going to come and suddenly the results are going to change because we've never had an election like this.
And what happened?
That's what happened.
kezia schaffer
He's so wise.
elijah schaffer
But it's conditioning.
kezia schaffer
It's information conditioning.
elijah schaffer
What?
kezia schaffer
I wish Bill Gates was my sensei because he's just such a clever, wise man.
elijah schaffer
He's a clever, wise man.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I want him to inject me with his.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, someone said that my flight was detoured to California so I could get a lesbian cut that I wow.
Thank you so much.
kezia schaffer
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I'm really happy about that.
Okay, so then the CEO, so this is a software company, CrowdStrike.
He went on the news today, and I'm going to tell you this.
I'm not even listening to what he says.
Check this out.
He says, you know, this is what happened.
First of all, he looks like he's having a shitty day.
kezia schaffer
This man?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
He's got a little mohawk or something.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's kind of.
kezia schaffer
You know this guy?
elijah schaffer
He's the CEO of the company responsible for this, this, this, this air, this, this, this forced update, right?
kezia schaffer
He doesn't look like an Indian.
elijah schaffer
No, he's the CEO.
He's not the type of.
kezia schaffer
Oh, I see.
unidentified
I see.
kezia schaffer
But he has a little mohawk.
unidentified
Let's have a look.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I was going to say is he looks like he's being held at gunpoint.
Like this is what, like, this does not sound like someone convinced of what they're saying.
You know, I'm watching all these, these, these are the indicators you learn to watch over the years.
Check this out.
unidentified
According to your statement, it was a single content update that has managed to shut down air travel, credit card payment systems, banks, broadcasts, streetlights, 911, emergency around the globe.
Why is there not some kind of redundancy or some sort of backup?
How is it that one single software bug can have such a profound and immediate impact?
Well, when you look at the complexity of cybersecurity, you're always trying to stay one, excuse me, one step ahead of the adversaries.
Excuse me.
elijah schaffer
And it's one second, please.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
Take a drink of water.
Yeah, sorry.
Sure.
According to your statement.
kezia schaffer
I feel like crying.
That's so sad.
elijah schaffer
He's under duress.
The man is at gunpoint, right?
unidentified
I mean, this is this is a you know what, though?
He's probably not the like used to ever with a single content that has managed.
elijah schaffer
Stop it.
kezia schaffer
And when you have a little muckup like that, like a sorry, then how do you recover from that?
That's so cool guy.
elijah schaffer
It's kind of like, I think it was J, was it JD Vance or something?
We're going to talk about the RNC.
We have a bunch of topics to talk about.
I think it's more interesting.
I think it's more interesting.
I mean, I don't know if you guys in the chat, put ones in the chat if you're interested in this topic on the meltdown today.
Twos in the chats if you're not, because I think, well, I think we've got to talk about this for at least another 10 minutes before we switch subjects.
This is fascinating.
But I'm going to bring up the weird stuff because this is what this show is about.
The show's about bringing up like the, I don't even give you the news.
Like, you could already read the news.
You can go read, you can go read the Telegraph.
You can go read, you know, whatever you want, the, you know, Daily Mail, CNN, whatever, and get the facts.
I want to look at the discrepancies.
kezia schaffer
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
We got a couple 69s in the chat.
Thank you.
kezia schaffer
Oh, nice.
unidentified
420.
elijah schaffer
Pain.
unidentified
Pain, pain, pain.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So let's go down the weird rabbit hole.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Drew Hernandez had posted this back in January 18th of 2023.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Remember, it was one year before.
It was one year before the COVID pandemic that they did the event 201, the simulatory pandemic.
So it's usually about a year, year and a half before they start this conditioning, this information conditioning.
And this is what they had to say.
These are the overlords.
kezia schaffer
This is from the beginning of this year.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is like, this is, the World Economic Forum is really fun.
kezia schaffer
What year are we in?
elijah schaffer
We're in 2024.
unidentified
Really?
Yes.
This is the beginning of last year.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Why was time so much?
I'm so how did you forget about time?
kezia schaffer
Well, I didn't know.
I thought that we were about to go into 2024.
elijah schaffer
You don't know what year you've told you.
You have no idea how easy your life is, even though you think it's hard.
I told you, you have your best.
You haven't even known.
I've gone through a whole other year of life than you.
Like, I've been living.
I think I feel like I'm already like the car we just leased is a 2025.
I'm already in the future.
What?
Yes.
unidentified
How did you get it?
elijah schaffer
I gotta go in the chart machine.
unidentified
What?
kezia schaffer
I am so confused.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, 2025.
unidentified
You thought you were in 2010.
kezia schaffer
How old I am also.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
You're 19.
But listen, it's, it's, it's, um, no, but I'm saying, I told you, it's, you've, I've gone, I've lived through an entire data.
unidentified
That's not the idea.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Here's the World Economic Forum.
We've got to go back here to find out if this is if this was rigged or not.
Check this out.
jeremy jurgens
We're here today to share the findings of the World Economic Forum's Global Security Outlook report 2023.
This is a result of research and collaboration with the Forums communities and our partner Accenture, which we've interviewed and sought input from over 300 executives globally.
The most striking finding that we found is that 93% of cyber leaders and 86% of cyber business leaders believe that the geopolitical instability makes a catastrophic cyber event likely in the next few years.
elijah schaffer
We're here to so they're like, hey, by the way, so today, and they use the phrase today on the news, catastrophic cyber event.
So that's been used.
go look it up go google it it's all around so this it's the same thing there's going to be remember with dr fauci how he said there's going to be a pandemic in his first term yeah and then there's going to be a catastrophic cyber event that's what i mean is like they go look you're not lying like if you're on a polygraph test and they say hey okay was it was this a cyber attack or just a forced update it's kind of like saying did i torture you or just intentionally harm you and it's like well I mean,
I guess you could like, it depends what words you want to use.
But this, we're not talking about whether it's 2023 or 2024.
kezia schaffer
Well, we were before.
elijah schaffer
We're not talking about that anymore.
We're talking about, we're talking about the facts here of that they're saying there is, we've all experts agree within two years, there's going to be a catastrophic cyber event.
unidentified
We only have five, six months left before the two years was up.
elijah schaffer
And now we have a catastrophic cyber event.
unidentified
When you say that, like the old experts agree, it just makes me think about nine out of ten dentists say toothpaste is really good for you.
And there's that one dentist who's like, no.
So I just want to know 10 out of 10, nine out of 10 experts agree there's going to be a cyber attack.
kezia schaffer
Man, how did they know?
elijah schaffer
One other expert's probably just like you in the wrong year.
You know what I mean?
Like, they don't even know.
I mean, like, I think, I think what's what's insane about this, like, what remains insane to me about that is that they predicted this, and that's what's happening.
kezia schaffer
So, I'm they predict it or they just let us know they were going to do it.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Well, let's get down to some of the weird stuff.
Now, some people will go into more in-depth on this in their podcast.
And that's not what this podcast is.
Remember, we are a gateway.
We are this slightly offensive always tries to be like the weed to politics.
We're always just trying to give not too deep, always light-hearted take on the news.
And that's always the goal.
Sometimes I get off my rocker, I get black pill, and I go on like really insane rants.
I'm capable of that, but it's a Friday night.
I got back from the RNC.
I got 40 minutes of sleep last night, and I um sat next to a six foot six guy that was like 240 pounds.
He was in a middle seat because uh, he, the Jews helped him get on, and he came with me.
And we ended up nice guy, unfortunately, was trying to fly with seven families and like 20 kids to go to Disney World today.
They were all trying to go.
Oh, and so now they're all like, he was now he's flying to Miami with me, and he has to go take a train up.
It's crazy.
kezia schaffer
Where are the kids?
elijah schaffer
They're being sold on Etsy.
Watch those Jews.
They'll help you.
They'll help you get out, but your kids, they got to pay a price.
They always take a scout.
unidentified
The bad news is we're not all going to Disney.
The good news, Jews, Jews.
I am.
elijah schaffer
I was on a space last night.
Well, we'll get to the RNC after this with Myron Gaines, the host of Fresh and Fit.
We hung out a lot there.
And we did a space last night because I had to drive a couple hours, like two in the morning to Chicago to get a flight because all my Milwaukee flights got canceled.
And then they were trying to charge like $1,500 for a one-way ticket out of Milwaukee today.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And that would take me like nine years to save up for my salary.
kezia schaffer
So the thing is, I'd have to sell my body or something.
elijah schaffer
That's girls are doing it.
It's very popular.
Very popular.
No, but like, I was like, we were there and we were on a space and there was this one guy who was talked like this on the thing and kept saying, well, I'm Catholic.
And I kept calling him.
He didn't get it.
Cause I was like, okay, I think you're neighbors with Seinfeld, aren't you?
You're from Seinfeld, right?
You're from an episode of Seinfeld.
He didn't get it.
I was like, yeah.
kezia schaffer
You never saw the show or what?
elijah schaffer
I guess I was like, so you're Catholic?
Well, you sound like you're a character on Seinfeld.
unidentified
He's like, well, you know, I really don't care about Catholicism.
elijah schaffer
I mean, he's like, I'm Catholic.
And he goes, I just think Christians like you should go to hell.
And Myron's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You think Christians should go to hell, sir?
Your voice is giving you away, but I don't believe that you're Christian.
He's like, and he sits, he goes, he goes, he said, then the guy says something about gender.
And then Myron's like, Well, even the Bible says that men are the head of women.
He goes, Yeah, I don't really care what that is.
You don't take the Bible literally.
And he goes, Oh, brother.
So now Christians should go to hell and not believe in that we shouldn't believe in the Bible.
Sir, I think we are in an episode of Seinfeld.
And I was like, And then, like, and then he was like, He was like, kept calm and anti-semite and accusing me, all this stuff.
And like, this is what they, this is what these people do, these subverters.
And I was like, On there, he was like, getting really authentic.
He's like, You live in your mom's basement, and so I don't want to hear from you, you incel anti-semite.
And I was like, How did he know?
I said, I said, Well, my mom's basement's still nicer than where you live, buddy.
He goes, Yeah, you do better believe it.
You can kiss my ass.
And I said, I don't want to get near that stinky shit.
I mean, you don't even wipe.
unidentified
He's like, You know, you're throwing out some big insults there.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like that's that's my new thing with these people.
Like, take a childish approach.
unidentified
Like, uh, because I was talking to uh Kaylin today from Turkey.
kezia schaffer
He's accusing him of not wiping his body.
elijah schaffer
Kaylin told me he's like, He was like, I was telling him, like, how like uh RNC is like a bunch of just like gay retards with like dramas, uh, Jim Hoff and stuff from the Turning uh Gateway Planet were telling me, like, yeah, it's like a high school cafeteria, right?
Where there's like clicks and who's who.
It's like turning point on steroids, but more money and more Israeli control.
And it's like, that's it's like it's insane, right?
It's like honey pots and traps and all this stuff.
And uh, and I was there and I was thinking about it, and I was like, Yeah, man, like, you know, like I've just like learned to just be up front and confront people.
And Kaylin's like, you know what, man, we need to like get back.
Everyone's such a shit talker on the internet.
We need to get back to confronting people and bullying, like it is in like Disney movies, you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, like, hey, full-run, yes, yeah, he said, like, you know, I could be like, hey, dirty hair, yeah, heard you were talking trash, your mom's poor, yeah, adopted kids, he goes, he goes, you should be like, this, hey, I just wanted to make good with you, put out your hand and they go shake it, go, psych, yeah, you know, like that kind of stuff.
unidentified
Get back to like bullying, yeah.
elijah schaffer
No, but I did that.
What I did notice is there's a lot of shit talkers out there, but they're very afraid of me.
In person, people are always afraid of me, including protesters.
However, I think we need to get back to that because here's the point: here's my point: this is this title of the digital age.
What even Myron noticed was he's going like, you know, a lot like he saw these politicians and people, but Myron's like six four or something like that.
He's like, These people are powerful online, they're powerful on the internet.
People talk shit on him a lot, you know, criticize his podcast for, you know, women are always criticizing him and stuff.
And he's like, These people aren't impressive in person, you know.
And I think, uh, I think it's uh, Michael Nalis says that, like, the elite and the people that are in charge, like, they're really not impressive people.
Like, they're actually not when you meet them in person.
They're not, this whole thing is theatrical, and you really lose the illusion.
I think that's kind of what he was getting.
And I was reminded of like how retarded everybody is in politics.
kezia schaffer
Oh, that's how unsmart.
You never want to meet a hero because you'll be disappointed.
elijah schaffer
My hero is Jesus Christ, right?
kezia schaffer
But human heroes, because they'll always let you down and you realize that only into heaven.
What?
unidentified
And sometimes I see Jesus Christ and he's wearing a ponytail and a cowboy hat.
elijah schaffer
And a cowboy.
unidentified
He just says, How are you doing, partner?
Because he likes to do that.
kezia schaffer
He just likes to make you laugh.
elijah schaffer
He likes to make you laugh.
Oh, I have more of those videos from Protesia today.
We'll watch them later.
I'm not being sacrilegious.
That's an actual like prophetic ministry.
kezia schaffer
It's not prophetic.
It's just like some crazy guy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she likes to pay her to like talk to Jesus.
unidentified
And sometimes he just wears a cowboy hat and a ponytail.
elijah schaffer
My Jesus, he likes to make me laugh.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's called mushrooms.
And I've done those too, you know?
kezia schaffer
I haven't.
elijah schaffer
Well, I have.
I have done it.
i don't know what anybody's what's going on who um we are here and we are here okay Okay.
Anyway, going on to this stuff, check this out.
Okay.
So let me look at more stuff here.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let me go to this.
So, check this out.
Uh, CrowdStrike.
The first thing you look up CrowdStrike, the company behind the cyber attack, it says CrowdStrike was a part of a far-right conspiracy theory involving Donald Trump.
The cybersecurity giant involved in a massive global tech outage this week has been in the limelight before.
So, we have the WEF saying there's gonna be a massive catastrophic failure.
This company has been in the limelight before, right?
And it's saying CrowdStrike is the Texas-based cybersecurity giant responsible for a massive global tech outage Friday that delayed flights, altered business operations of big firms, and in a few cases, even interrupted emergency services and some surgeries, aka killed some people.
See how they just like in some cases interrupted some lifestyle.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, like, how is this like almost like the exact same thing as like COVID that people couldn't go to the hospital, that they effed with flights, they screwed with people's businesses, everything, right?
elijah schaffer
Um, and so here's the deal.
So, then what happened was, uh, by the way, someone Josh said, why don't I upload content?
By the way, if you know this, I have a daily show on Vigilant News and I do gateway content.
So, if you follow me on X, you will always see my content.
I produce video content actually every day of the week.
So, if you ever want to watch content, it's there.
I just can't put it all up on my Rumble because the contracts will allow me to do that.
So, I can't, I can't post like other branded stuff on here.
And they don't want to be on here.
And I understand why, because this show is not, it's not kids safe.
But I will tell you this: it says, before the it's it before its big blunder this week, CrowdStrike was best known.
So, CrowdStrike has a reputation.
kezia schaffer
This is my first time hearing about them.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, you thought, well, I'm not going to get into it.
You don't even know what year we're in.
kezia schaffer
Okay, okay.
Have you heard of these fellas before?
unidentified
Yes, this is CrowdStrike.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Well, Crowdstrike is best known to some for its investigation to Russia's hack of the Democratic National Committee up in the 2016 election.
Wow, we're in an election year.
It was involved in the hack, another comp, another cyber attack.
That investigation put CrowdStrike on the radar, a far-right conspiracy theorist.
This is when you start getting your alarms up who believe that its investigation to the Russian hack was a ploy to discredit presidential Trump's victory.
Trump fueled the flames of the theory.
He referenced it, see, in a 2019 phone call with Ukrainian president Vladimir Zelensky.
Now, he's Zelensky involved in this.
Here we go.
That eventually helped lead to his first impeachment.
kezia schaffer
Wait, his name is Vladimir?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Vladimir Zelensky.
kezia schaffer
And Putin's name is also Vladimir?
elijah schaffer
Vladimir Putin.
kezia schaffer
Both of them have the same name.
elijah schaffer
So it looks like they're the same people, and he's not wrong in trying to unite these peoples.
Okay, yes.
But here's the deal: here's the deal: it's like this.
That's his wait.
Check this out.
By the way, CrowdStrike, don't even worry about this.
But by the way, if you want to question this, just remember the last people who questioned this were Nazis.
And you know what they were questioning?
Why they were involved in an investigation into a Russian hack that linked to Zelensky that ended up with Trump getting impeached.
So this company is tied to Trump's first impeachment.
And suddenly, they're back.
They're back at the election year right after the RNC.
Right the day after Trump gives a speech, accepts the nomination.
CrowdStrike is back in the news.
kezia schaffer
Surprise, surprise.
elijah schaffer
I shock her.
And what's funny is, is like, it's like this, this even made me laugh more.
So when you go to their site, I wanted to go see what they said about this.
So the last time it was updated was in 2020 update, even though the articles from 2016, so the only two times they made press releases was in the first election of Donald Trump, the second election of Donald Trump, and now they're back in 2024 with their next presser on this election.
So this random company, CrowdStrike, that worked with the DNC is now suddenly appears.
It's like BLM and Antifa.
It just reappears in election years.
And you just go, oh, fuck you, you cunt.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, this is, you, this is not even about being, you know, I'm not one of these Instagram people that, you know, finds conspiracies and everything.
I'm not, I'm not the most talented, you know, individual who sits around like Dan Bongino.
I'm an expert in, you know, field ops, and I can talk to you about, you know, the wind speed and the sniper.
What I can do is not overcomplicate things and just go, oh, well, like, come, oh, come on.
It's not just like, it's not even one election.
They've just popped up in the last two elections, and now they're in a third election in a row, and they're connected to the DNC.
And their work led to the first impeachment of Trump.
And now they're back the day after the RNC.
The timing, it's, it's, it's to me, it's impossible.
Plus, I watched, uh, I've, I've, I'm not going to get into the boring stuff.
kezia schaffer
Does lightning strike twice?
elijah schaffer
Actually, it does.
kezia schaffer
Some people three times.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it does.
kezia schaffer
Okay, well, you know what I mean.
elijah schaffer
No, I know.
I know.
kezia schaffer
Um, I don't know that much about lightning.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it really does blow my mind, though, right?
Isn't this pretty crazy?
unidentified
I mean, is it crazy?
kezia schaffer
Is it crazy?
elijah schaffer
No, it's not.
Whoa, we like reset there.
Oh, why are we having low internet?
Are we coming in all right?
See, we have low signal.
Why does it, you know, what I'm having trouble with with StreamYard in this.
I'm trying to get into a studio, trying to get my studio, but it's, it just uh randomly like has low internet.
All right, so that's pretty crazy.
Uh, yeah, someone said at some point, it's no longer coincidental, and it isn't right.
There's no way that's coincidental.
unidentified
You cannot expect that, okay?
elijah schaffer
Uh, the George says, I just found out girls have three holes.
Damn, it's like laser on another pee-pee hole, the GG.
unidentified
No, no, no, stop, No one needed to stinky poo-poo.
elijah schaffer
Okay, anyways, I have a little bit more to say on this topic, and we'll switch topics.
Uh, so not everyone at the airports have been happy with the way things are going.
Give it up to black people for uh really making situations objectively already intense situations and objectively worse.
unidentified
This is the final warning call for the United Flight 2356 with servicing.
elijah schaffer
Do you like different headphones this time?
unidentified
The time that you plug.
We need security, uh, C10 to open this gate.
You got some people trying to catch their flight.
We're here early.
Y'all need to come open this motherfucking gate.
Security flight, C10, please.
Security, security.
It is a combination of morning call for United Airlines.
That's awesome.
elijah schaffer
Security, security.
I don't actually know if that's from today, but that was that was floating around today.
And I was just like, that's what it was like there, though.
Do you want to hear something crazy?
So obviously, I took American Airlines, which means I hate myself.
But if I wanted to die, I would have taken Spirit Airlines.
Imagine being in a tense situation.
Now, I already have to work with Shaniquishes, but Shaniquishes aren't on the plane for American Airlines.
They just work the gates.
unidentified
Sure.
elijah schaffer
Spirit Airlines.
unidentified
Imagine being in a line of a bunch of Shaniquisha, Shaniquisha, Shinlakeisha, Shinlabija.
elijah schaffer
It was like a line of just like people ready to fight.
It was just the, I walked past Spirit.
I was kind of intimidated walking past the Spirit Airlines checkpoint.
Like there was police over there and everything.
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
Like people are about to lose their weight.
elijah schaffer
People have to lose their weights.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, some girls who, you know, hold on to their hair tight because it's about to go down.
unidentified
Do you love black people?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
There's no jet blew out of here.
People are saying Delta's better, but then everyone complains.
In the chat, who's actually better?
Delta or American Airlines?
I would like to know, right?
Don't worry, Bush Wizard, if you're late.
That's where it's at.
unidentified
So Bush Wizard?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Bush Wizard.
Keeping it real.
Uh, someone said, Elijah, check for Tay Sax, Tay Sax disease.
unidentified
You think I have Tay Sax.
What is that?
Just like a disease, like a genetic disease, really?
You forget it or what?
elijah schaffer
I don't think I have Tasaks um, but a lot of people Michelle in the censor chat says evening Elijah and miss Elijah and a few that are there and a few comments that are in there, but that's good.
Someone said, I thought the FEDS got you.
No, a lot of you don't realize this.
Like I actually have like press credentials and I actually go.
I went and worked as a reporter so I couldn't really say anything too negative at the RNC about anything.
I couldn't be too critical.
Like no one understands that when you're out on assignment and you're like writing publications and doing this, I wrote a few you know very viral articles um, like one got a million views.
So I write and I do stuff.
I just usually write under.
I have a no one knows this, but I have a pen name.
I don't write under my name.
I actually don't.
kezia schaffer
Is it called Elijah?
elijah schaffer
No, but I write under, I write under a pen name because, tell us, tell us no because, because I don't, because for the sake of the quality, like because so many like people hate me, like for the quality of the of the argument in the articles.
If they're important I, for the publication sake, I don't want them to get written off like oh, Elijah wrote them, you know, or like he said this.
I don't want to get tied where they write an counter article then include my crazy tweets.
Yeah so I just I, just I just share them.
Yeah, so that's the reality.
However, it is a real truth, it is my truth.
kezia schaffer
If you ever see an article come up by somebody named Barbara Walters, All right, all right, the last thing.
elijah schaffer
I think I have like one more thing that I want to cover on that.
All right um yes, here it is.
So this is the last thing you know.
In the middle of this, I was just reminded that you know who's in charge of fixing this problem today.
It's mayor Pete.
You know mayor Pete, Budijej Pete Butt, he's the, the transportation secretary, and it's really nice.
He's in control of helping these situations because you know he has a?
Um, transracial or biracial, uh ivf uh womb Renting, gay marriage, which is exactly the what our founding fathers wanted like.
I think I said that.
Think how we have heroes like uh Pete in charge of transportation during cyber failures.
I went down to this picture here and said, a traditional American multiracial gay family like our founding fathers envisioned.
You know what I mean?
Kidnapping children.
It's a beautiful world, it's a beautiful life.
unidentified
Yeah, it's like.
Still called slavery buddy, that's still slavery.
elijah schaffer
Human trafficking, yeah, like.
unidentified
You can't.
kezia schaffer
Deliberately taking someone away from their biological mother or father is slavery.
unidentified
Buying somebody, that's slavery, that's like.
kezia schaffer
But you want to play this moral high ground and I just believe in love because i'm gay.
Nah, i'm done with you.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I read it.
Someone said I just yanked.
But it's, I just yaked because I was like, oh, why are you masturbating to mayor Pete?
Um, that's where it is.
Yeah, they got him on Wayfair.
Somebody's correct That.
unidentified
Okay, in retrospect, he did it on Wayfair.
elijah schaffer
No, that was the joke because everyone's buying their children.
Remember that?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I remember that.
elijah schaffer
Um, yeah, that was like legitimately that was the problem.
Okay, but we have to talk about this because there's a lot more going on and there's a lot more happening, and we need to keep it real.
We need to keep it 100 because uh, there's really no beating this uh allegation.
So, I want to know before we talk about the RNC and the feedback there, you guys, I just want to remind you, I am so toasted.
Like, I got to my hotel at 4 a.m. in Chicago.
My flight was supposed to be at seven, so I had you know, get up a 5:30 pack, get there, and get to the thing.
Then I got delayed for hours.
I had to get back here.
Then Uber was out, Uber wasn't working in Miami, the whole app was down, and then everyone spoke Spanish.
I had a I'm gonna rip out my Spanish today, I did.
Wow, and I was uh, it was pretty, pretty bad, uh, honestly.
kezia schaffer
I knew you were gonna, I knew it.
unidentified
You cannot resist, you cannot, you cannot.
kezia schaffer
You can't, people who can speak a second language can't just say, Oh, yeah, I speak French or whatever, yeah, without being like, You can't even help every time music artists.
No, you just sick and tired of that.
elijah schaffer
Sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Um, I think next week, though, I'm bumping the show earlier all next week, I think.
Okay, um, but I don't know how I'm gonna do it with little chapati, man.
Oh, I'm swollen and fattened anyways because we just moved and I've been eating fast food.
I've been traveling.
I always come back swollen, looking like a piece of shit from these uh, from these rallies.
But here's the deal: okay, so I'm gonna end with this chat.
I want to get your feedback before we switch to the RNC.
Tell me this right now with all the information that we looked at.
I'm gonna say that this was not just incompetence because Gavin keeps saying it's an incompetency crisis.
I think that they take advantage of the incompetency crisis.
Like, it's not that like soy boy, cuck, like weird, dysgenic looking people are just like terrorists.
It's the FBI preys on a certain type of person, like a disenfranchised young white guy with like broke.
Like, they're not going to come to me, the FBI, and like train me to become a killer because I'm not that retarded.
They, they're like, if you're going to start the crack, you know, epidemic, which they did, you know, the CIA started that.
So, if you're going to, that's been proven.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So, if you're going to, if you're going to start that, like, where are you going to start the crack epidemic?
You're going to start it in a black neighborhood, right?
Like, who's going to be retarded to like sell a new shit drug that ruins your neighborhood?
Black people.
So, you're going to use them.
And then, with fentanyl, how'd they get fentanyl out?
A Jewish family, right?
That's how we created the Percocet and everything.
kezia schaffer
Do Jews like fentanyl?
elijah schaffer
They're the ones who created the whole fentanyl crisis, the Percocet stuff.
That was that the family from that movie we watched.
Yeah, but I was like, They're a Jewish family.
I got no account of this.
kezia schaffer
But it was, but I guess I'm just like perceiving it a different way because the crack, I'm just like perceiving like drug dealers on the street.
But with the fentanyl, that was like higher class through the medical system, right?
elijah schaffer
No, that was Percocet.
But fentanyl is like now like this, it's like there's even stronger versions.
That's like what's coming from the South.
kezia schaffer
What was that drug that they were saying that it wasn't perks?
unidentified
That's what it was.
elijah schaffer
Perk 40s, perk 60s, performance.
kezia schaffer
It was like a painkiller.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I've done perks.
I had to take it.
Yes, I was on some perks for when I when I broke my foot.
When in the beginning, they had me on Percocet.
kezia schaffer
Oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
I was on perks.
kezia schaffer
I think I remember that.
elijah schaffer
And everyone thought I was like going to get addicted and everything.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, I did.
elijah schaffer
I didn't.
kezia schaffer
Well, you told me when I said I was worried about it, you said, Trust me, baby, it's not addictive.
elijah schaffer
Me get into trouble with drugs?
No.
But real, no, but I was, but they weren't perked.
I think they were perk 10s, and I was only taking like three a day.
It's like perk 30 max per day.
They were just giving me perks.
They were just, they were subscribing them to me.
And then they were giving me like, then they were giving me uh uh they didn't even give me vicative.
They were giving me something different, uh, which was like a morphine pill.
And you know, what's crazy was I decided to stop taking them because when the pain got good enough that I started feeling good, not normal is when I had to stop because they were like, they were like make they were like causing me.
I wasn't pooping, you know what I mean?
Like, I wasn't, I couldn't like take a shit.
kezia schaffer
And it was, I think we all knew what that meant.
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, I couldn't use the restroom.
unidentified
So I was you send the same thing, the same three sentences, three different ways.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, I'm on gay man's ass gas right now.
kezia schaffer
Wow, that sounds like a fun time.
elijah schaffer
Okay, yeah.
So someone says I do poppers now.
If you can't poop, massage your lower back.
That sounds like very suggestive.
Okay, so we're going to go, we're going to go to the RNC.
So I was at the RNC this week.
We have fun stuff.
Okay, we're going to look at a fun video in between.
So we're going to go to another topic.
kezia schaffer
Were we going over another topic?
Are we going somewhere else?
elijah schaffer
No, we're going to go to another topic.
So let's go ahead and let's look at a funny video.
I found this one today.
This is another video that I got and making famous that everybody suddenly is sharing.
And it comes from me.
It's a new video called the Disney Rash.
Wait, hold up.
It's the best thing I've ever seen.
kezia schaffer
I love these girls.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I love these girls.
They're my favorite.
Yeah.
So there's this new thing that they have called the Disney Rash.
And I love these videos where they try to explain something that's like literally just a symptom of being more like super unhealthy.
It'd be like if like, if like you're like you're drinking every day and you're like, you know, sometimes when people go to Disneyland, they have pancreatic pain and bowel blood.
And it's like, no, no, no, people don't have that.
unidentified
It's called the fun disease.
Have you ever experienced the fun disease?
Can't stop throwing up.
elijah schaffer
Your liver's swollen.
Skin orange.
No, but like, it's like, yeah, it's like they come like this.
Like, you ever heard of Disney Rash?
It's like, no, honey, because I'm not 212 pounds overweight.
We don't know about this.
And I don't hang out with people who are heavy because I don't really like fat people.
I don't like them.
kezia schaffer
Because of their excessive weight or because you think their personalities are not listening, I'm going to say this.
elijah schaffer
I won't name the person or the network or anything, but at a previous place, there was somebody who was very morbidly obese.
And they were friends.
When I say don't like them, meaning I can work with people that are anything.
I'll work with you professionally.
unidentified
I wish I had a lot.
elijah schaffer
But with friendship, I'm just kind of grossed out by it.
Like, it's kind of like if someone's acting too much of a like, of like, you know, a British, a British cigarette, you know, like, like, it's different if somebody's like Andy No, and they just happen to be gay.
But if somebody's acting like, you know, flamboyant, like super flamboyant and whatever, it's annoying.
And the same thing goes like if you're just like heavy or whatever, then whatever.
But if I'm just around you and you're sweating and you're chafing and you're breathing heavily and you're like, just trying to get words.
unidentified
That's literally me.
kezia schaffer
Like out of breath 24-7.
unidentified
It's demoralizing to me.
elijah schaffer
Like I like to hang around good looking people, fit people, rich people.
Yeah.
And I do.
I make, I literally noticer I am.
unidentified
Some people might say you're a shallow person for that.
elijah schaffer
No, from LA, but noticer I am.
It was funny.
I literally was like, I literally told him because we hung out in Miami.
He's in the chat right now.
A very, very cool guy, which I didn't know if he was going to be because even at the RNC, I met a lot of freaking weird people.
And I'm weird, but I met like people that freaked me out, like, like freaked me out.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Like, you're like, you don't know what they're trying to do.
Okay.
I mean, you have met some people like this and they were there.
And I'm not going to name anyone or give any hints, but it's crazy.
But, but I'm going to say that.
kezia schaffer
I'm still full of hints tonight.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
But, but I'm saying this is that is that he was really cool.
And on the flip side, I, one of the things I told him was like, just please tell me like weird deodorant.
You know, one of these like weird people that's going to come smelling like shit.
unidentified
Awesome, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because one time someone from the chat would hang out with me and they smell like Bion.
I didn't know how to tell them the whole night.
Like, hey, you don't smell good.
You know what I mean?
Put some of that shit on.
kezia schaffer
Oh, man.
That's crazy because that's like something that you've never struggled with in your life is telling someone they stinky.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's why I don't like the dots as much as other people because I don't, I just think, look, dude, if the docs put on deodorant, 90% of the problems in foreign countries would go away only because, only because the reason why we know that the other thing is there is, how do you know who's shit in public?
Because you smell poop and BO.
You can smell the BO as you head to the pile of poop.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
We're just, we're just volleygagging.
Here you go.
Let's watch this.
unidentified
You've been dying to get the Disney rash.
No, probably not, but it does happen.
Hey, everyone.
We're plus-size perkoppers.
We range in sizes from 2x to 5x.
Make sure you like this video and follow us for our plus-size Disney tips and tricks.
If you don't know what the Disney rash is, consider yourself lucky.
It's also known as exercise-induced vasculitis.
It can happen when you're exposed to heat and if you're exercising for a long period of time, which are both super common in Disney.
elijah schaffer
Okay, that's what I was about to say.
We're going to break this apart.
It's super common.
It's called cardiovasculitis.
And it's when like it's exercise-induced.
You're walking around Disneyland.
And yes, walking is considered cardio.
It really is.
I know people don't know that, but like we were made to walk.
Like walking is not supposed to be a challenge.
Like, you know what's supposed to happen when you walk all day?
Your feet hurt a little bit.
Maybe you have like a little bit of a cramp.
You don't, you don't break out of rashes on your legs.
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
Yeah, that is a crazy symptom of walking.
That's like, that's like one of the crazier ones of like a symptom of walking.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, listen, it gets worse.
It gets worse.
Like, you know, you probably never wanted this.
No, I've never wanted to be gross.
unidentified
Disney World because you can walk between five and ten miles a day.
The rash typically appears on exposed parts of your lower legs.
It can cause an itching and burning sensation and just be downright uncomfortable.
First aid recommended using aloe vera.
We've also seen some people put sunblock on their lower legs to try to prevent it.
That's something we're going to try on our next trip.
Cooling the area with an ice pack or a cold shower can also provide.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So let's talk about their solutions.
I love fat people because they always have like, like, you know, like I see comments.
kezia schaffer
Like there's this one girl.
elijah schaffer
There's a fat girl dancing at Taylor Swift.
And someone's like, she seems the kind of girl who would blame her knee problems on like a vitamin deficiency she was born with.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, so my knees, my knees hurt.
She said, like, my knees hurt after the concert.
It's like, I was born with a vitamin deficiency, vitamin D, and so I have inflammation.
unidentified
No, it's because you're fat and you're loose.
elijah schaffer
No, but they always have, you know what I'm saying?
Like, oh, yeah, I have like, I have like, I have like a hormone gland issue.
And it's like, listen, listen.
That is when I'm like right now, I'm heavier than I should be by about like seven pounds.
And that's fine.
And I'm doing good.
I'm back in the gym.
I just moved for five weeks and then I just went to a conference, but I'm like, I'll be back tomorrow.
I'll lose it again in like four weeks and be back.
That's really normal, especially you have kids when you're married, when you have a job, which if you want to call this a job, then we will.
When you have all these things, then yes.
Okay.
You can go up and down.
I would say a 10-pound fluctuation is very normal.
You probably want to keep it in the five area, but I'm saying like 10 pounds is very normal.
When you're super morbidly obese, I would just, I would just give up, you know, at that point, because the best part is like aloe vera.
And then they, this is the worst part.
Hydrocortisone 10.
You know what hydrocortisone 10 is?
unidentified
No.
It's a topical steroid, which is addicting.
elijah schaffer
And it's, you, it can, it'll, it'll essentially cause like you're supposed to use it for really bad flare-ups of like, uh, of like, uh, maybe, maybe rosacea, but like psoriasis or things.
And I've used it because I have psoriasis because I was vaccinated as a kid.
Um, and you know, so like I'll use it when it's if it's something really bad outbreaks, it'll fix it.
But it's a steroid.
And you don't want to be taking hydrocortisone is not something you want to be using regularly because it's, it makes it worse.
So it actually, it actually, yeah, it's, I'm not going to get into the, to, the, to the details.
I mean, this is, these are messenger molecules, and this is not something you want to be applying.
Very common, but I've always noticed that the people who use hydrocortisone all the time are poor people with eczema who don't know that it's really bad for you just because it's cheaper than like LEDL and some of the other alternatives.
And fat people, you know, I don't know what, why there's always, even if fat people are rich, they're just gross.
Like they always like, they're just like, they do like shit like that.
Like they're just like, hey, to fix this, let me just put like fucking addicting topical steroids all over my legs.
How about just not be disgusting?
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
Also, quick tip.
kezia schaffer
I wouldn't wear Crocs to Disneyland.
I'd wear a good pair of shoes that is going to really support your ankles.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, I think intentionally, Blanko7 said in a super chat, What's up?
Said, the good thing is that he's that the coming difficulties won't allow this Disney phenotype to reproduce.
They might live off fat stores longer, but they can't, they can hack it physically.
Yeah, that's actually true.
They won't be around that long.
So here it goes.
It gets worse though.
Okay.
Just gets worse.
unidentified
Provide really lowering your body temperature and elevating your legs are also known to help.
We don't all experience.
elijah schaffer
Come on.
Who thought that was a good idea?
Who thought that was a good idea?
That's the meme.
kezia schaffer
They are demonstrating.
elijah schaffer
If I was aroused by that, would you be worried?
kezia schaffer
Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I'm being honest.
There's nothing like Rotisserie Chicken about.
They're about to put like a steak through that and like turn them off, turn around a look at that.
unidentified
Disney rash, but those of us who do come prepared with aloe vera and cortisone in their part.
elijah schaffer
Like, that's like that's just like so many things that I could say about that looks like when I'm taking a bath, you know, like my wiener sticking out of the water.
kezia schaffer
Well, I know.
There's like, so I know all of us right now.
unidentified
It mostly happens in the summer, but can happen on hotter days all year round.
We hope that these tips help if you ever find yourself personally victimized by the Disney rash.
kezia schaffer
Victimized?
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
You're a victim of obesity.
You are a walking blob of subcutaneous fat.
You are like breasts, but nothing good about them.
You are simply an exist existential being that has no physical value.
All men and women were created equal by God, but we don't remain equal.
That's a key.
That's a really hard fact for people to swallow.
Just because your spirit, like I said, the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
And in this case, their flesh is very, very weak.
You know what?
And I don't want to judge them because we all.
unidentified
Yes, you do.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
I want to condemn them.
I'm going to be a good guy.
Actually, you're all going to hell.
I got to listen to the recording of that.
It was it.
Oh my gosh.
I've never heard somebody go, well, you see, I'm actually a Catholic and I want to condemn Christianity.
You're like, sir, that is the most like my coins are losing the rivets in my pockets just listening to you learning that.
unidentified
Uh-oh.
elijah schaffer
No one understands that.
kezia schaffer
No, everyone understood that.
elijah schaffer
No, they didn't.
Coin clippers.
kezia schaffer
Come on now.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
By the way, we have guests all next week.
By the way, the show's back, fully back.
But I'll also tell people that there's no breaks next week or anything like that.
I can't explain it, but I wasn't just on break this week because I was at the RNC.
My producer was off for a personal, personal matter.
So my personnel were all off and I was by myself working on assignments.
So I just couldn't do everything.
Like Jim's like, where's your show?
It's like, oops.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, you have me working here?
Oh, that's oh, that's what you hired me for to do my job.
I've been watching so many videos of black people.
I just started feeling like I didn't want to show up for work either.
kezia schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
No, but yeah, but okay, but that is crazy.
elijah schaffer
So I think this is a good model when you're on as we'll talk about serious topics, but in between, we'll watch a silly video.
unidentified
Okay.
All right.
elijah schaffer
Let's go to the RNC.
Let's switch topics here.
unidentified
Oh, back to the RNC.
elijah schaffer
I forgot to do my ad, my other ad.
Ah, okay.
unidentified
Do it now.
Do you want to do it?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I guess we could, but it's way too late in the show to do it.
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You should have hydrocortisone on you because you might need it.
Don't be applying it liberally.
Now, trips to the emergency room are extremely expensive.
They can be over $500 for a simple visit.
Even when you visit the hospital, you know, you have these deductibles.
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No, I sort of messed up because uh can we take that off?
Thank you.
Okay.
I sort of messed up this week because I was like told I wasn't maybe going to produce tonight, but I, I, it's been so many hiatuses, but I just told you it's going to be a rough couple months.
And someone's like, you're going to kill yourself.
Actually, no, we're not.
Nobody's going to go away.
This show is going to live on forever.
We've, this show goes up and down all the time.
It just goes up and down.
And you know what?
Kind of like my wallet.
All right.
Let's talk about the RNC, which stands for retarded knit.
kezia schaffer
I thought we already talked about it.
elijah schaffer
No, we didn't go into it.
unidentified
We did one little thing.
elijah schaffer
Some weird things.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Let's talk about this.
How about the fact that I ran into Chank Uyghur?
kezia schaffer
You have to answer this question.
Did you face tune your face?
elijah schaffer
No.
kezia schaffer
Did you edit it?
unidentified
No.
Are you serious?
elijah schaffer
No.
unidentified
Every time when you said me that first time, I was like, Do you face the face?
elijah schaffer
Do you see my cracks?
kezia schaffer
I would, I know, but I think like, that's like such a charming smile.
elijah schaffer
I was really happy.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, you look great.
I thought, surely.
elijah schaffer
I think I would look a lot better if I face tuned it, right?
unidentified
I wouldn't have cracked and like it's face-tuned.
kezia schaffer
No, cracks are handsome.
elijah schaffer
I face-tuned him.
Someone's like, he's might be older than you, but he still has a better hairline.
I was like, oh, oh.
No, I met Chank Uyghur.
And, and, well, you like my other picture too that I put up with Valentina.
kezia schaffer
I think you're a handsome guy.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's good.
I'm glad you like think attractive.
Uh, that's good.
I think you're a very beautiful woman.
Oh, might pop a couple babies into that.
kezia schaffer
No, I've already got it.
elijah schaffer
I was like, I should have said he was my uncle.
I usually say that with everyone at my uncles, but I really like this.
I really, really, really like this.
And I was greasy.
He was greasy, but you know, everyone was talking shit.
But I think he's like 54.
He doesn't look bad for his age.
He's like.
unidentified
54.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
He's like, I thought he's, I thought he was younger.
So he's actually not, he's not that age improperly.
All right, I suppose he looks like this is what it brings up is I've started to become, I'm going back into good faith era, okay?
Where everyone's like, oh, because he doesn't believe in like the Armenian genocide because he's like, you know, Turkish.
And like, obviously he's like, let me show you as close to your mouth as possible.
You know, like, he doesn't, I mean, obviously we disagree on a lot.
But, you know, I've been noticing that a lot of people like Chank and Anna are becoming more good faith while others are spiraling out of control.
And the reason why I noticed that is because they're not actually as stupid as you think.
And I think things are getting so bad that the tolerance for theatrics is lowering.
Like they're kind of like, you know, they have grandchildren and spouses and children.
Like, okay, I it's like it's like uh, it's like girls going through their hole phase and then hitting 30 and being like, wait a second, hold up.
I have an expiration date on my ovaries.
Like, I've got to work on this.
And then, if you're a conservative, you become a liberal at 28 to 30.
And then you say why the conservative movement sucks, which is currently going on.
I'm aware of the whole X debate, by the way.
We're going to talk a little bit about that, about the getting people fired and all this whole like the conservative movement becoming progressive because everyone's getting older.
All the Trump influencers are now old.
So they started out conservative, anti-feminist, you know, pro-men's rights, all like conservative.
And now they're all like 30, 31.
And, you know, it's a tough industry.
So I'm not judging anyone.
Life's been hard on all of us, COVID, everything.
And so now everyone's becoming liberal.
And even the entire party is becoming liberal.
But some, it's weird at the same time, some of these guys are becoming a little more conservative.
They're going, like, Anna and them are like, you know, they're willing to, they would never talk to me.
Uh, these people, they wouldn't, he even knew who I was.
He said he'll come on the show.
unidentified
Oh, that's awesome.
elijah schaffer
I got his producer's number.
He said he would come on.
Now, of course, he's going to fucking right rip into me and be an asshole.
But I mean, the fact that he would come on the show.
Yeah, of course.
I'd like to get him on with Gavin and one other person.
I'd like to have a like, I'd love to get him on with like, what's his name?
I don't know why I'm so dumb.
I'd like to get him on with Australia, our buddy.
unidentified
Joel Davis.
elijah schaffer
Oh, yeah, Joel, Joel.
Yeah.
I know his name.
I was trying to figure out which one.
But yeah, like imagine Chank and Joel Davis going on for like an hour and a half.
kezia schaffer
Do you know?
I don't really pretty much know anything about Chenk.
elijah schaffer
Except that he's the one who wanted to legalize bestiality and stuff.
kezia schaffer
Oh, I didn't know that.
I didn't know anything about him except that he was a man who ran a show.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So to tell people how close I was.
So here's something really scary.
So, so I went down to the floor, right?
So I was here, right?
unidentified
So, okay, so wow, look how close Tucker is to Trump.
elijah schaffer
Yes, you got Laura, Eric, Trump Jr., you know, whatever, JD Vance.
So I mentioned it's like right beneath them.
I just like backed up.
I was down like see that red thing.
I was, that's where I was.
I was there in front of them.
And I walked down the path a little bit to just get a shot of them, right?
Because I'm like, they're too, like, they're behind me.
So I can't, I can't see them.
So turns out that was a secret service like dead zone.
And like, not only did my, like, I'm not going to say anything.
I'm not going to say anything.
All I was going to say is, I shouldn't have been there.
And no one noticed me enter into the secure zone.
That's like, no, what I mean is as a journalist, and there were lots of journalists there that night.
And they had to change security second night and put additional security because they weren't regulating the event properly and watching pads.
This is not a joke.
There was a tunnel to get into, and they were like, people were just going in, like, I mean, I had media badge.
Oh, it didn't break any laws or doing anything wrong.
But the security was supposed to like let you know, like, hey, no, no, no, no, like you can go around here and like block people and this and that.
But apparently, at the RNC on the first night there, and this is why it's not incriminating that, like half the people that were there shouldn't have been there on the floor or been in that secure zone, but they didn't regulate security.
And I want to bring that up as an interesting criticism.
And I don't, I don't blame that on the RNC.
It was just interesting that the Secret Service and HSI that they weren't checking passes correctly and telling people where to go in the night too.
So I went to go there and the guy goes, you can't come here.
And I go, why?
He goes, your badge doesn't let you like this close to Trump.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Like, I was here last night.
And he's like, you weren't supposed to be there.
I go, no one said anything to me.
And he's like, well, yeah, I mean, they've changed it now.
And each night, they had to change the security every night and change the rules because they didn't have a good plan in action.
I'm not joking.
I kept this guy.
I come like, now you got to go up and around this way.
unidentified
Like, why?
elijah schaffer
He goes, they're changing it because there was like too many people coming through here yesterday.
I'm like, bro, do we really have a good secret service security?
Are we really like, I'm not blaming the agents.
Like, are we really that?
kezia schaffer
Well, are we after the assassination attempt, they already like decided that they needed to ramp up the security?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, yeah, but I'm saying in my mind, the fact of being like, and like, you know, I mean, you know, like when had dinner sitting next to the governor of Texas, good old Greg, Greg Abbott.
And, you know, like, I mean, and even there, he had no security around him.
And it's like, and I was, I was talking to Myron because Myron worked, you know, as a Fed.
I won't go into where he worked, but he's open about that.
He used to be a Fed.
And he was like, pretty much me too.
Like, yes, a lot of the security seems like pretty effed up.
Like, it doesn't seem like people are really secure here.
And of course, like, like Luke Guard, you know, like their friends from Australia showed up and he was like blown away by the security because he's never seen a city shut down with like quarters.
And I mean, there was a lot of security, but I mean, like, the actual securing of the, of the, uh, of the protectees was, was like, just generally like, there was a, uh, vertical, like a 30-story like residential tower that none of the floors were secured.
And like Rudy Giuliani and all the centers and everyone were going out front talking, anyone could have been taken out.
And there was like, it was just like really not the security level that I thought.
There was extreme checkpoints, but like, but, but at the same time, it's also just sort of like, and there was people smoking weed.
Like, they took my lighter off me and they took one of our journalists, like, like vapes.
There were people smoking weed pens in the foyer.
Like, so they were missing, like, the point of security, like, like, was missing like crucial items, you know?
I mean, they got caught, they clopped my balls enough.
They kept wanting to like fill me up.
kezia schaffer
Really?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I give that to people.
They're always like, this guy, let's touch him.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
And I giggle a little bit when they seek a series.
No, but I, but I, but I brought that up.
I just thought that was interesting to me that like, it's like, that's why I don't care.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I was just there walking around and they didn't, they just let me go wherever.
And then they were like, oh, actually, we fucked up.
So I thought that was pretty crazy.
kezia schaffer
Wow.
elijah schaffer
So moving on.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Moving on.
People said that JD Vance wasn't the right choice, but I think we're so back.
I said, I said, we are so back, right?
kezia schaffer
That's crazy.
elijah schaffer
I imagine, imagine how cool that would be if we were actually like, some guy was like that funny.
Even if it to be funny, no, but he was actually, I think he was just waving, right?
So that's not true.
JD Vance is JD Vance.
I don't really want to spend too much time on this.
But let's, did you see my footage of the protesters outside?
kezia schaffer
No, I didn't.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so things really haven't changed.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You know, let me just go to this one.
I filmed this out front.
Check this out.
You got to watch the whole thing.
The ending is actually the best part.
unidentified
I don't know what you
My sidewalk for my city Get that fucking head out of my city Mega Mega Mega.
Oh, can't you see?
Sometimes your words just hypnotize me.
And I must love your faggot.
The grinder up here is where I get paid.
Mega Mega Mega.
Oh, can't you see?
Prime your hands are misses on me.
I just love your grinder ways.
This is where the grinder's gonna get paid.
Wait for it.
elijah schaffer
And then there's this guy watching.
You see that right real fast?
A quick pyramid?
unidentified
I respect that.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, I'm not going to say anything to see.
unidentified
Wait, who is he?
elijah schaffer
Here's what I think is the best part.
Okay.
So I don't.
unidentified
This is not.
elijah schaffer
I think he might be a homie with an extra chromi.
So I won't.
I'm not going to make any comments.
But I did notice that his GoPro action camera was pointed the wrong way.
unidentified
So it was pointed at his face.
And he's filming.
elijah schaffer
He thinks he's filming the event and he's not.
So he might be really cool.
He might watch the show.
So I got to be careful because we are a little bit of all.
We are all a little bit retarded.
So if this guy was a big, big fan, I would totally accept you.
You're welcome to come on the show.
But I can't believe what I was seeing.
You know what I mean?
Like, it was, this was a gift from God.
This is a moment where it was a gift from God because, like, you have a guy in like filming the wrong direction, like drinking a purple drink.
And it's just like, you know, it's just and so it's just like, so Andy No said that this red guy in the red, I said that he reminded me of like a like a left-wing like Alex Steiner swing.
unidentified
He sounded like a song.
It sounded like a song.
Whoa, what the heck?
Okay, listen, this because what it did yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So he was doing this.
So what I'm saying is he said it was about an Antiva member.
I always thought it was funny.
So you always got to be careful because I thought it was funny.
He reminded me of like Alex Stein's songs.
He's like, hypnotize me, grinder, grinder.
It sounded just like Alex Stein's voice.
It sounded like something you would do.
This is like, I thought it was like, oh, it's a left-wing antagonizing like troll prankster guy, like him, right?
But then it turned out that it was actually an Antifa member who was like violent and is like known for altercations.
unidentified
Oh, shoot.
elijah schaffer
And he also came up to me and he was like, he knew who I was.
So that's, that's it.
People don't realize those guys know who I am.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
He said that he saw me at Straight Pride in Boston.
kezia schaffer
That was so long ago.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
unidentified
He's like, Elijah Schaefer.
elijah schaffer
Are you on Grinder?
I was just like, yes, I am.
That was like the big thing, right?
kezia schaffer
Is that every at the hole on Grinder?
elijah schaffer
So this, this is the thing.
So, so Fleck has covered it really well.
Let me go see if Fleck has posted it on his page here.
He put a clip up.
It's probably here on Twitter.
Let me see if he put it up.
Come on, man.
Did you really, did you not put it up?
Do I have to go to your page?
Please don't tell me I have to go to your page.
Okay, I'm going to have to go to his Instagram.
Okay.
So let me just go to his Instagram real fast.
And no, go to Flecka's.
Oh, there he is.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So I'd rather give him the credit because I think it's here we go.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Let me go.
Let me go.
Let me bring him up.
So this, so this says, this is a really interesting.
This is a really interesting trending thing that was happening.
Okay.
Watch this.
austen fleccas fletcher
At the RNC are active homosexuals.
unidentified
An executive of the gay dating app, Grinder, says the Republican National Convention is basically Grinder's Super Bowl.
austen fleccas fletcher
And here's the heat map.
And then we had someone with the Grinder app open who was showing how there's people in the building within feet that are active on the app.
Zero feet away, zero feet away.
Zero feet away.
There's a lot.
And you know, on my normal dating app, you want to find someone within like 15 miles because you know they're maybe in the same city or in somewhat the same area.
elijah schaffer
See someone, oh, they're less than a mile away.
That's pretty, that's close.
austen fleccas fletcher
That's good.
The gaze, it's off.
It's in feet.
The units is in feet, 226 feet away.
elijah schaffer
And they go, they shoot their head around and they're like, where?
austen fleccas fletcher
You, bathroom, no.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
austen fleccas fletcher
Every time they go, okay.
Like if you were to match with someone on Grindr and it was a mile away, they go, I need an airplane.
Yeah, geez, you're so far.
80%.
elijah schaffer
That's the best new podcast online, I've heard actually.
It's the greatest podcast.
Newest podcast that just began.
It just started recently.
No, but okay, so I only play that because I'm not going to go too down this rabbit hole.
Basically.
kezia schaffer
But did you see that everyone's name was Troy?
unidentified
Yeah.
Well, because I the only one that noticed that they're probably aliases, you know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
Like, it's probably what it's like.
elijah schaffer
No, no, so this is what this is what the left was doing.
So the left was like, they clearly don't understand politics because they're going like, oh my gosh, like the Republican convention is the grinder hotspot.
It's all these straight guys with these covers like having sex with each other.
They do not realize how gay the Republican Party is.
And I'm not saying that positively.
Like it's a very gay event.
Like it's, they don't know what the Republican, they're very insolent.
kezia schaffer
There's lots of actual homosexuality.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like the log cabin Republicans is like the branch of the gay Republicans.
And like, and I'm not saying this positively.
So no one, no one take me out of context here.
It's like one of those things where it's like, almost when someone says like, Trump is worse than Hitler.
And like, they don't even know what Hitler, like Hitler was good.
And I'm totally kidding.
Okay.
But, but listen, it's, it's a joke.
But they, they don't, they don't know anything about anything.
And they're making these phrases.
So when the left is going like, oh my gosh, the RNC is a grinder hotspot.
It's so in my comments, like, even that guy was like, where's your grinder profile?
And I was like, look it up.
I should have said I'm Troy.
But it's like, it was, I'm going, look around you.
Like Myron, Myron was blown away because he was like, dude, what is this faggot tree?
He's like, what is all this?
What's going on here?
And I was like, it's the Republican political party.
Everybody's kind of gay.
Like, it's like, you know, and to be fair, I told him, he's like, I was like, dude, I have to, I work with a lot of these people.
And in order to work in politics, you have to have a grinder account.
kezia schaffer
It's positive.
elijah schaffer
It's just, babe, let me explain.
Let me explain.
kezia schaffer
I'm a Republican.
My job, my boss told me.
unidentified
Correct.
kezia schaffer
It's to make connections with fellows, other fellow workers.
Yeah, that's like really disappointing.
unidentified
But what are you going to do about it?
elijah schaffer
Right.
But, but I'm saying, what I'm saying is like, but I'm saying what they don't understand is they're like, oh, there's all these fake gay people.
Like, no, they're openly gay.
unidentified
Like, it's not, it's not a, um, it's not a cover.
elijah schaffer
Like, they think it's like a bunch of like white men in suits that are like, I hate gays.
It's like, we all know Lindsey Graham likes anal.
Lindsey Graham's gay and everyone knows it.
It's fine.
kezia schaffer
You know, I know him.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
Like, and like, and like, it, it doesn't, uh, I was laughing the quartering.
I went to, I had to bend down to charge my phone and like go under the table.
He's like, clearly not beating the gay allegations here, brother.
I was like, don't worry.
But it was, it was a very gay place.
And it was like that.
And it was very cool to catch up with people like him and Luke Rutkowski and many other people out there and just sort of like be cool and whatever, because I don't think the internet's real life.
And we have to be, we all want to be fighting for the same thing right now.
We want to win the election.
So I think this with the grinder thing, no, with the grinder thing, everybody knows that the Republican Party is into that.
And I think the left, it's this whole new joke.
It's all trending.
Like when you're at the Republican convention and it's like, it was like a bunch of like straight guys like in like frat boys.
It's like that like noise or whatever, the guy was spinning his phone.
And you're like, dude, I don't think you realize the Republican Party took out all of its, its platform this year is now more liberal than Obama's 2008 platform.
Yeah.
Obama went in against gay marriage.
He went in, you know, four families.
They took out all anti-trans language.
They took out all, they used gender inclusive language.
They took out, they took out fighting against gay marriage.
The new Republican platform is the most progressive in history.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
So that's what I'm saying.
You know what I mean?
And I think realistically that no one understands.
That's like the, in my head, what I'm trying to, the whole conclusion of this is, is it's kind of sad because even the left doesn't know how progressive we are.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like they're like, oh, everybody's secretly gay.
You're like, no, they're already openly.
Nobody has to be secretly gay at the RNC.
You're very confused.
kezia schaffer
There was like the walk away movement and stuff.
Like there was a lot of gays who gays for Trump.
Like they love Trump.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
But I'm just saying like it's just, it's just ironic of how the left is so out of touch with how progressive the Republican Party is.
And it makes me sad how progressive we've become.
You know what I mean?
Because I've always said this.
You know it's a difference between welcoming people in because you understand that people choose alternate lifestyles in their life and you're not discriminating them.
But you should not be promoting those.
You know it like it is.
It is unfortunate that we're now promoting like degeneracy and everyone is a bit degenerate in politics.
That's understandable.
I've had my own degenerate choices in my life too, so i'm not going to come out and say oh, your degeneracy is objectively worse than his or that person's, or the way you sin is going to be objectively worse.
But I can tell you some sins, if you promote them, are objectively worse.
Right like obviously, before god, we're all, it's all like, even our best works like filthy rags.
But when you can't promote the Lgbtq agenda because it is a destructive force in the world and the majority of people that are Lgbtq or whatever they keep calling it now probably, if they weren't brainwashed, wouldn't even want to be that like.
I listened to an interview with a girl today and uh and I I really respected what she said.
She was on this podcast and they were like, oh, you're a lesbian.
She's like I don't want to go there and she's like why?
She's like I think we need to get back in the closet.
She's like why?
She's like I think it's just we've something's wrong.
She was like I don't like this, like I don't like that that.
This is like that i'm here and you want to talk about that like I don't like, I don't this is this like.
She's like I hate gay people and i've never wanted to be, but I and that's what I i'm saying like you know, you can, you can understand someone like that and hear her out.
But this idea of like promoting drag queens, transgenders and like sort of this platform to me is anti-family and if you're not promoting family values, then you're really your party's lost its.
It's its aura.
You know.
There's not really an attractiveness.
That's why i'm not super attracted to the Republican Party.
It doesn't really stand for anything, you know, like that it's it's so.
It's heartbreaking being there, and Myron, it was a good example.
He's just like what?
The like?
I didn't know this was so liberal.
It's like, yeah, it's liberal, as you know what I mean wow.
So yeah, someone said, are you voting blue zionists or red zionists this election?
unidentified
Um oh, you want to say something really funny.
elijah schaffer
Well, i'll say this real fast.
We don't have to watch it.
But uh to cross worlds.
I had Myron Refresh and Fit uh interview Rudy Giuliani, you know, the mayor of New York, uh Trump's lawyer.
I just thought that was funny.
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elijah schaffer
We didn't read them.
unidentified
I was either.
Yes.
elijah schaffer
We're in the last show.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
It's been that long.
unidentified
Yes.
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unidentified
Welcome back to the after hours.
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
Yes, it is me.
I can hear you.
And what do you think?
Just going to have a little bit of talkie at the moment because it's late.
All right.
I'll take that off.
elijah schaffer
I'll take that off.
All right.
So I want to tell a couple of my blunders from there.
So, so, okay.
So we got to talk about.
I had to clear the record.
The governor of Arkansas, remember, she's always been fat.
I said, holy shit, literally, everyone is on Ozempic.
You know her?
kezia schaffer
The governor of Arkansas.
I thought she was Trump.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she is her speaker.
But look at how thick she is now.
She was always really heavy.
unidentified
She wasn't that heavy.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she was always a big girl.
So I was like, holy shit.
So then it suddenly started going really viral, like 600,000 views.
And I'm like, okay, that doesn't make any sense.
So then people were saying, I think she has cancer.
And then everyone was like, oh, like, yeah, like, okay, yeah, she has cancer.
So here's the deal, though.
No, let me explain to you how I'm right.
No, let me explain to you how I'm right.
No, no.
I am not going to let people run with this.
Somebody posted it and made it that she had cancer.
That's not what happened.
I'm still sticking.
unidentified
Does she have cancer?
elijah schaffer
No, she doesn't.
And that's what I'm saying.
I'm going to clear the air here.
Okay.
I'm clearing the air.
So, number one, everyone's like, she looks like she has cancer.
First of all, here's a picture of her one year cancer-free.
This is what she said.
She's been completely cancer-free.
This is from over a year ago when she was one year completely cancer-free.
And she was swollen and looked, which was because she had lymph node cancer.
And then, you know, obviously, I don't know if she's actually on Ozempic, but everyone suddenly looked super trim for this, you know, like this event.
Everyone was like, everyone was way thinner than I've ever seen them.
And Ozempic is trending.
And I don't know why that's a bad thing to be on Ozempic.
Like, I mean, it's, it's, uh, it's really helping a lot of people.
Uh, I'm just kidding.
I don't think she's taking that.
unidentified
So bad.
elijah schaffer
I'm kidding.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Um, but I was like, everyone's like, oh, she looks like that because she had cancer.
I go, no, no, because wouldn't she, this is, this is after she already didn't have cancer for a year.
And everyone's like, well, she was pregnant.
Okay, well, that's fine.
Maybe she lost weight.
That doesn't mean she didn't use Ozempic.
And everyone's like, well, you can't use Ozempic if you've had cancer.
I go, okay, look.
Okay.
Then it was a bad fucking joke.
unidentified
Okay.
Oops.
Why couldn't we have a question?
Why didn't you just say, whoa, my bad, everybody?
elijah schaffer
Because it's Twitter.
I can't back down.
You know what I mean?
I'm not backing down.
I'm not going anywhere.
All right.
No, but that's what I'm saying.
unidentified
Who's that?
elijah schaffer
Oh, no, that has nothing to do with what we're doing.
unidentified
Okay.
Well, popped up.
elijah schaffer
Now, here's another thing.
I thought this was funny here, too.
You might not get this one.
A couple of memes from the RNC.
Somebody said, let me open this up.
This is just Trump rocking the 30 milligram Zin pouch like a stud.
Okay, you don't even get it.
However, I want to bring up a controversy.
I want to get everyone who's watching involved in this one.
We need to all get involved in this because it's really important that we discuss this.
I learned today.
I'm like, you know what?
I need to get more of these conversations that are happening on Twitter into the chat.
We can all come to a conclusion.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Because I'm really alone on this mountain right now.
And I'm going to be really disappointed if you take the side of all of my colleagues and friends here because I am standing alone right now.
I'm currently standing alone on this issue and I may leave alone.
Okay.
So everyone in the crowd was doing this, right?
They all had, everyone in the crowd was wearing ear covers like Trump.
unidentified
And okay, listen, listen.
kezia schaffer
I don't even want to know what your opinion is.
unidentified
No, my opinion was it was endearing, right?
elijah schaffer
With a capital ear.
That was endearing.
No, but I said this.
unidentified
I said, I know it's corny and it's a little cringe, but boomers are a little corny and bits of toilet paper sticky taped there, you know?
elijah schaffer
Yes, but listen.
But listen, but still, you know, their president almost got killed and they're showing solidarity and they're showing.
Okay, I'm alone on this heel.
I'm alone.
I'm about to get roasted by everyone in the chat again.
I meant this is because I did it.
I almost showed up tonight with one on my ear, you know?
unidentified
Max!
elijah schaffer
Someone said, go die on your hill, Elijah.
No, I thought it was.
kezia schaffer
Yes, it's endearing, but it's also completely ridiculous.
Like, it's like, I think that's like when people get a little bit like too obsessed with Trump.
Like, there's the Trump people who are just like, they love him.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I was going to say so much.
I was, I was going to say, here's the deal, though.
I don't think it's bad because if it was like someone my age doing it, I'd be like, dude, take that shit off.
Like, that's weird.
But these are like six, like 50, 60 year olds, and they're all a little cringe and they trust TV.
And, you know, I'd rather have them do this than flying Israeli flags.
And I thought it was a bit of a solidarity.
And I bet you Trump liked it because Trump's an old guy too.
You know, Trump's in his 70s.
He's like 78, you know, or 72 or something like that.
I don't even know anymore.
And I just thought, you know, Trump would probably like it because he's old and he loves corny shit, like blacks for Trump and he loves all that stuff.
So you know what?
I thought it was corny and endearing.
I'm not going to do this kind of stuff, but it depends on the generation.
You know what I mean?
It's kind of like this.
There's like two, two ages.
You can say the N-word into a black person without consequence.
unidentified
I'm just kidding.
jeremy jurgens
You can't still.
elijah schaffer
They'll still hurt you.
But like, it's kind of like when old people are racist, they just get written off.
And when kids are racist, they just don't know any better.
But when I'm racist, suddenly I'm a bad guy.
You know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
It'd be like, it'd be better if they did like a Hunger Games moment where like in the crowd, everyone just no, but like they do like the fists that that Trump did in the future.
Everyone's like, fight, yeah, like something like that, where it's like, woo with you or whatever.
But like to be like, oh.
elijah schaffer
Someone said that they should have worn diapers for Biden.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
All right.
I'll take that off.
All I wanted to say was, so I'm dying on the hill, chat.
I'm dying on the hill.
kezia schaffer
I'm so surprised that you took that side.
I just, I didn't know that you had like that little.
elijah schaffer
So it's a simultaneously cringing.
You know what?
Well, because you know what it is?
I used to be a lot nicer of a person.
unidentified
And I used to.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, you used to be a really kind fella.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I used to be really kind and really like, like, soft-hearted.
And that's why sometimes I'm still a little bit weak is because I actually, so, so, so, I'm not going to go down any path and people can put whatever you, however, years you've been on the show and you've known different people and whatever and guests and this and that.
The reason where my big weakness has been in life with politics, with everything career-wise, and friends and just everything has been this, one thing.
No, just one thing is I secretly still have that niceness in me where in the world, like that naivety in terms of like, where I still, I'll never intentionally be cruel to people or malevolent.
I'm not cruel right now, like in that way.
Like I'm never going to go out of my way to like just go, you know, be cruel, right?
Like you see politicians do that all the time.
They'll like make up Trump, you know, this or that, whatever.
I'm never going to do that.
You'll never see me starting a rumor or something.
But here's the deal.
I forget that the world is full.
Like in the politics when I was there, like I got to remember, I'm at the RNC.
Like, like Tucker said this, and this is a good example.
He was on his show.
And when JD Vance got nominated as the VP, Lindsey Graham put out a video on Twitter and was like, congratulations, like JD Vance, we're all rooting for you, like whatever.
And Tucker like put a response was like, actually, Lindsey Graham was campaigning against JD Vance today, like working behind the scenes to like directly make sure he did not become the VP pick.
Like what a dog and like a cruel animal.
Like just remember, these people are like fake and gay, basically, like how sick and twisted these people are.
And so I'm not applying this to my personal life.
I mean, for me, it's like, I'm a bit like, I think it's, it's not just like my personality.
It's a bit like the American in me where I'm like, and I meet a lot of people in the industry.
They're still like good.
Like, like, there's still, I'm not going to name anyone by name, but there's a lot of people who are really, really, really good.
No, in the industry and who are a bit naive, though, like, meaning like sometimes they don't realize how much they're bought out by Zionist control.
They don't realize because they're just not thinking anyone's going to be nefarious because they're just kind of like good-hearted Americans.
Like, well, like, why would what do you mean?
Like, why would there be nefarious reasons or this or that?
And I think I have a little bit of that where I'm like, you know, just want to believe that Trump's going to save us and there's like victory, even though I'm seeing his policies and his direction go towards a really bad direction.
I don't want to accept reality and sons.
It's too late.
So like sometimes like all like with leftists, that's kind of like with when I started my show versus as when it went to the riots, originally I kind of like gave leftists like a good, like good faith, right?
It's like, oh, yeah, we're just like, we believe different.
And then you realize these are like actually fucked up shitty people who want you to die.
Like, and then I learned that in 2020.
Like these people want, they want me dead.
Like they want to kill me.
Like they're not just like disagreeable and like want to be an asshole.
They like, they want, they, they'll, they'll kill me if they have the chance.
And that's like what I learned about black people and stuff too, like the hard way.
I'm like, no, it's not just like they had their fatherless homes, you know, like they're just, they just need a little more money.
It's like, no, this is a fucked up culture that's going to require like, you know, deportation and like police, you know, brutality to come, you know, militarization of inner cities to fix.
So what I'm saying is like, is like, I feel like that's been my weakness is that sometimes my initial reaction is, is like, I, like, like I was in, a good example of this was I was in a, in a space last night and Myron was just like, there's these girls entered as the speakers.
He's like, all right, we got some girls here.
You know, he talks, he's like, all right, we're going to listen to you for a second.
And he's like, I like, listen, I will let you listen, but, you know, we want to hear your opinions, like, whatever.
And I'm going, in my head, I'm going, oh, come on.
Like, you know, I don't really like girls' opinions either, but maybe they got something good to say.
And then each time the girl spoke, like, it was like, he had to shut them down.
Even though I was like, all right, enough, enough.
You know what I mean?
Like, the girl, like, if you like, if you'd like to say something, she'd be like, okay, well, you know, I get it what you're saying, but like, if you think about how you're saying that, though, that comes off to women.
He's like, all right, yeah, I've had enough.
You know, I was like, yeah, you know what?
Can we just not hear from these women?
They're just detracting from the conversation and causing problems.
Like, and they're always, they're, they're talking about how we're saying things like, fuck this.
I don't want to talk about this.
And then all of a sudden, I'm like, Myron's right in the way he approached us.
Like, we don't want to hear your fucking stupid sidetrack conversations.
Get the fuck out of here.
And he comes off like a dick.
And it seems rude to good-hearted people, but he's just being brutally real and honest.
Like, these people are going to detract.
So I think that's my, my main weakness is I'm like, I'll assume like, yeah, maybe this person's not like, I don't know, like, maybe it's just a disagreement.
Maybe we just disagreed here or there.
And it's like, kind of like with Andy on that post.
I'm like, oh, he's just like a crazy protester.
It's like, no, this guy's Antifa and tries to get people arrested and has gotten people arrested and uses violence.
And it's like, the world isn't this good-hearted thing.
You have to assume bad intentions.
And so that's what I've learned over the years is like, I will, I will have problems because I give so many people the benefit of the doubt, BLM, Antifa, you know, whatever.
I'll give anyone benefit of the doubt until I have real fucking problems because I should have been smarter.
And, you know, been like Drew Hernandez, who just realizes he's told me, he's like, you have to assume in the political world and in this world that everyone's fucked up trying to ruin your life, destroy you, or want you dead.
One or the other.
And you have to make them prove it to you that they don't want that for you.
And they've got to prove it to the bone and just assume, even if they're not vocal about it behind the scenes, they might be plotting your destruction.
And I think that that's kind of like where we're at politically is with Trump.
I'll end with that.
I think it's really hard for people to accept right now that we're how progressive and liberal the Republican Party has become because we really want the Trump back from 2016.
And that's not the Trump we have today.
And it sounds like you're anti-Trump when you say that, but we're just not.
Like we don't, it's not, it's not that exciting deportation energy.
It's just kind of like, because in the original election, remember, he said, it's my money.
He paid for it himself.
So he wasn't, he didn't have anything.
Now he's taking all the money from Peter Thiel.
He's taking it from Elon Musk.
So now he's, he's back in chains to the pharmacy companies, to the tech companies.
So, you know, we, where you, those who have the purse, you know, make, make the, make the policy.
So it's like, that's the problem.
He's captured by foreign money.
And maybe that's all what he needed to win.
So I'm not, I don't know.
I'm not trying to be black pilled.
I just, it's just like, I'm kind of struggling, you know, with being there of like kind of realizing like, shit, this is not really an exciting election.
I'm not really excited just because I saw what's really on the table.
So anyway, that's a total long rant for no reason.
kezia schaffer
But yeah, I want the Elijah who wants to sticky tape a piece of toilet paper to his ear back.
unidentified
That's the Elijah I want.
kezia schaffer
Toilet paper boy.
elijah schaffer
No, but I meant like, like, what I've learned is that every time, like, I want to almost kill that niceness in some ways because 99% of the problems in my life has been not taking Drew's approach to the world and just assuming people are better than they are and realizing they're really not.
You know what I mean?
And it's really unfortunate, but I think, and I think it can work for you.
This is, this is why, like, you know, Mimos get taken advantage of in the political world and stuff, like for donations and stuff, because like you're not really like, if you're a good hard American, you're kind and whatever, unless you're like, like me and you're in the thick of it and you're really seeing what the fuck's going on, then even then I'm still a little bit ignorant, you know?
And like, and it's because you don't want to be that guy.
You don't, you don't want to have to be the asshole, you know, but it takes a grown-up person to realize sometimes you gotta, you gotta toughen up.
And I think after seeing so many people die in the last few years, experiencing personal death, really seeing like what the black community is, really seeing what this, you know, Israeli influences isn't like really, really seeing things for what they are, you just get to a point to where you get a little bit jaded, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit like it's hard to ever be soft again, you know?
unidentified
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
It's really not a good thing.
Okay, you want to see the funniest clip, by the way?
unidentified
Bounces back.
kezia schaffer
Bounces back like that.
elijah schaffer
No, I was, it's, so I didn't get to watch any coverage of the of the RNC, but Nick Fuentes covered it.
And I didn't really see any of his clips.
I don't have, I don't watch his show.
Obviously, like, I don't watch, I don't watch any political shows, but I do see clips and they are hilarious.
The guy is so funny.
Okay.
I think he's hilarious.
And I think that people that hate him is even funnier.
Let me see.
Fuentes.
Let me see if I can find this clip here.
Okay.
This is the funniest clip I've seen.
It's going viral from the RNC.
It was from his show.
Watch this.
Look at the name of the guy.
Watch this.
unidentified
Shabbos Kestenbong Oh no That laughs Shabbos Kestenbaum.
My name is Shabbos Kestenbaum.
Oh, brother.
I am a proud first generation American.
I am an American Orthodox Jew.
I love to say that.
And as of five months ago, I am the proud plaintiff suing Harvard University for its failure to combat anti-Semitism.
Come on.
They love to sue.
kezia schaffer
Yeah, that's like the same thing.
elijah schaffer
That's like, that's like, yeah, but that made me, I saw that on like the one of the days because it was, it would make me laugh so hard because like he's, he's not saying anything, but he's saying everything.
You know what I mean?
This is like that, that evil laugh that he's like, oh, brother, your name's Shabos Kestenbaum.
kezia schaffer
That sounds like the three things you want people to know about you is that is one of them is that you're suing someone and you're proud of it.
Amazing.
elijah schaffer
And you know, the reason why this, so I don't mind if Jews want to sue people for anti-Semitism.
I'm not into lawsuits or contracts.
You'll find that out with me over terms.
I just don't do that.
I think that's very, it's a very Jewish thing.
It's not a Christian.
It's not a Western thing.
Okay.
I'm not into that.
And I would only sue under very, very extemporaneous things like maybe if it was a class action lawsuit against like, you know, Percocet or something like that.
You know, I don't know.
Like that, that's cool, right?
Like if you killed 100,000 people, whatever.
Petty lawsuits, it's a very gay and female thing to do, very Jewish.
And the thing is, is like we don't do that stuff.
Like, even at even at censored, we work by handshakes and stuff, and we don't work in all.
We don't have all these lawyers and stuff because we don't want to be involved in that, right?
So, I think it's really, really nice.
Now, on the flip side, it's like the double standard is this: go ahead and sue.
If that's your culture and you've created a non-trust society that they don't work well in trust society, so they created a untrustworthy society that requires contracts because so they're needed.
It's like create a virus so that you need the vaccine.
It's like, oh, you know, we're all sick because we need their doctors and their pharmacy companies and we need their lawyers and all that stuff.
You need their system, it's their system, their financial system.
We need their, you know, we need lawyers for their credit system.
It's like, it's terrible.
We're Occupy, right?
But so, what does that mean?
Well, the reason why it's a slap in the face is because, well, you know, I know a lot of great Americans who are Jewish.
And, you know, and if you want to sue people because you're feeling discriminated against or whatever, you know, you're unsafe, okay, that's how you deal with your problems.
But to hear the RNC not mention anything about anti-white, you know, like universities for decades have been the cesspools of the emerging anti-white rhetoric.
And the fact is, like, if I went up there and said, you know, I'm suing them, I'm fighting for white people to stop that, you would get, you wouldn't be allowed to speak, you know?
And so I think it shows that the occupied nature of the Republican Party is that you can talk about blacks, you can talk about Jews, but you cannot talk about like white identity.
And there was not a single mention of that that I saw.
And I might be wrong, but there was not a single mention that I saw.
And so it's, it's, it's not as much like I'm actually in a different camp.
The people that were mad about Amber Rose going up, you know, because you could, you could, she has an OnlyFans and she's a big whore.
I'm actually not mad about Amber Rose or for it.
Like I'm not on the camp that was like, it's really good we had Amber Rose up there because it helps reach the blacks.
And it's like, you know, she's a black woman.
So she's a black woman, but she's also a porn star.
So her audience is men.
And so we're not even getting black women vote.
Black women don't like Amber Rose.
unidentified
That's men.
elijah schaffer
She's a porn star.
So that you're fucked up, anyways.
And men that are into porn, not necessarily black men.
Men are into all types of porn.
So, you know, we're not even capturing a vote by having her on.
And I'm not even in this camp that's like Matt Walsh.
Like, we can't have a porn star on the stage.
This is the desecration of our values.
He's right.
He's right.
But that's not where I am.
Where I'm at is this: why is it that you will, because I don't want to be like, if you want to take a road where you want to say, look, we can bring all Americans on stage, whether you have a past, whether you have a bad reputation, we want to show people that we are a party of non-perfect people that can come in and can still vote.
You're still an American.
That's fine.
But it's the problem is look at the ones they allow and the ones that they don't.
Like if you have any pro-white views, anti-Israel views stuff, you can't go on.
So they create what's like, but you can have porn.
You can get your pussy blown out.
And that's fine.
That's it's a sin, but it's fine.
Be critical of Israel or like be for white identity or any of that stuff.
You will never have a platform.
And so that's where my upsetness is: it's like, well, if you want to let a lot of dissent, dissentive, you know, dissent voice, dissentive, I don't know what the word is.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
But if you want to let a lot of voices in, alternate voices of people that have been pushed out in the marginalized, and you're saying, hey, that's a message of like bringing people in, the marginalized, go ahead.
But the fact that you only allow porn stars and you think that porn is less damaging than like people who are fighting for white people, you think fighting for white people and the future of their homeland is worse than pornography.
Like, you know what I mean?
That's really crazy to me to think about.
Like they think it's worse than pornography.
They think pornography is a better thing in society than white people being.
They think we're more sinful for trying to fight for white identity in our country.
It's really, really scary to me.
unidentified
It is, you know, it's just scary.
elijah schaffer
But does that make sense?
unidentified
Yep, does it make dollars?
Stop.
Is that the Megan Macho thing?
elijah schaffer
Um, all right, we'll leave that there.
We'll leave that there.
unidentified
So, so we're gonna read the chats now.
elijah schaffer
Um, yeah, oh, yeah, okay.
unidentified
All right, let's read the chats.
elijah schaffer
Let's read the chats.
All right, we got some chats here.
Uh, let's read this here.
In um, oh, notice where I am said, a five-dollar tip said, What happened with the lighter?
I still have the case.
So, notice where I am gave me a lighter case that has the n-word on it.
And in the airport, a black officer found it and said, Really?
And then a black secret service member pulled it out and looked at said, Really?
They said the same thing.
kezia schaffer
I don't know why you brought it with you.
I don't.
elijah schaffer
But he took the casing out, they threw it away.
They wouldn't give it back to me.
But I still have the case.
Um, primetime pimp said, Where would where would feel your life was in most danger after calling a black person the n-word or after calling a tranny a dude?
Whoa, uh, black person and what black person equally.
We're only gonna watch after this just like one or two crazy black people videos, and then we'll end it because we have to end with something like a little bit like pumpy, you know what I mean?
kezia schaffer
Okay, um, I need like toothpicks to keep my eyeballs open.
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, let me just you're allowed to be let me read this one.
Um, let me go back down to the chat here, open chat, and let me read the tipped.
I didn't read these last time.
So, Saint J said, here's a gift.
Jew can pay me back whenever you can.
Fiery Sarah said, Love you all, beautiful retards.
Just stopping by to say hi and listen to Kez talk about Waldo, I guess.
Uh, noticed RIM said, Everyone, uh, humans don't have a natural predator.
And okay, I'm not that up.
Uh, real Danny Eddie said, E is on the couch of the black Hebrew Israelite tonight.
Deb Step, welcome back, Schaefer Clan.
And here was the image from last time here.
kezia schaffer
That's pretty cool.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Uh, it's the face you make when you realize your sugar daddy is about to step down.
Oh, true.
Fire sister said, Elijah, you look like you're from LA today.
I know you are, but that's not the point.
I know I, you know what?
That was a little bit like, that was a very much like back in, that was like, I just ought to have shaped.
kezia schaffer
I like the backwoods hat.
elijah schaffer
I do too.
All right, so that was that.
So, sorry about that.
And I'm also going to read the ones, the rumble chats as well from I think it's under stats and earnings, right?
I think so.
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
It should show up here.
Why is it whenever I'm trying to do something?
It doesn't work.
I feel like that kid, you know, when like you're trying to do something and then suddenly, like, it might be under my content.
Let me see.
Oh, it's under account overview.
All right.
So, some of the super chats from last time.
How do we read?
Oh, yeah, here they are.
Wait, we have a bunch from today.
unidentified
Oh, shoot.
elijah schaffer
Let's read all the ones from today.
So, from last time, I guess it was just like one, right?
Said Kez is secretly TP down under and Jordan Peterson exemplifies the danger of Jewish influence, of course.
unidentified
Who's T?
What's T?
elijah schaffer
Okay, well, intentionally, Blank 07 said $5 and said, the good thing is that the coming difficulties won't allow this.
Oh, we saw that.
Drew Hernandez said, imagine those fats on the teacups slipping and sliding and crushing the cups and children.
unidentified
Oh, man.
elijah schaffer
Oh, we love Drew.
Drew's, make sure you subscribe to his channel, by the way.
SpyGuy89 said, nothing makes my heart happier than getting a notification saying the show is live.
That's really good to hear.
And I'm really happy about it.
I really like what Kez is on.
I think this is a good thing.
I'm trying to find a good model with you.
So we still hit topics.
Yeah, like a good model.
So, because the one complaint, some people have the same like and complaint when you're on.
It's not you.
They go, oh, you talk about just nonsense when she's on.
And then some people are like, oh, it's better when it's like that.
But then it's like, if we do like maybe like two, like we do like two topics, but then we look at a few more nonsense videos in between.
I think that's good.
Hit one topic for the first 30 minutes, get some nonsense in.
another topic 30 minutes some more nonsense in super chats we're good all right uh racist ronnie said can you give a shout out to the main wire until government janet mills that she sucks ass and manners don't like her or somebody else which it won't show me the full chat so So I appreciate it.
Spy guy said, I stopped watching the RNC after seeing them close the first night with a prayer to a fake god right after God saved.
Yeah, I, yeah, that's I have to be careful in my comments on that.
Uh, not because I'm scared or anything, but because uh, I was just there on assignment and I don't want to don't want to um some of the deep the finer details of the RNC, I feel like I can't really comment on just for the sake of the reputation of the publication because they think differently than I do.
So it is what it is.
Uh, racist Ronnie said, Elijah, read the slurs from the people who say hate has no home here, bigot, racist, transphobic, homophobic.
And he all said, Let me see if I can just read them.
Are they just in the chat?
They hear.
Oh, yeah, they are.
Here they are.
They just went to the top today.
There it is.
Um, after they saved Trump's life, she literally said the one true God.
Racist Ronnie also said, read the slurs: xenophobic, fascist, sexist, extremist, white trash, magat, extremist, far left, and incel.
Racist Ronnie said, Nazi mansplainer, man spreader, ableist, colonizer, cis, oppressor, worthless, toxic masculinity, straight white, god-worshipping, Islamophobic, gun-carrying, nutjobs, scum, conspiracy theorists, Russian troll, conservative, christo-fascist, Christ cuck.
And then Racist Ryan said, did I miss any slurs?
No, you did not miss any slurs.
And we love you all for it.
Shout out to everyone at Censored for watching.
Redwater said, Damn, I thought you were still at the airport.
No, I'm not.
I got home.
I had to take a different flight to a different airport, but I got home.
They also said, shout out to Redwater, NextGen 07, The Edge Lord, and those that still join that I didn't get to call out to on the private censored chat, reminding you guys when you sign up to Censored.
We have the new chat here, just like on Rumble, but you also get this show and so much more.
All the content, including, oh, and what the hell?
Can we go back there?
Everything going on here and so much more.
So you've got to check it out.
There's a lot of content to talk about, a lot of things to do, a lot of things to cover.
And you got to make sure you're getting your content here every day.
There'll be stuff out.
And I think on Tuesdays, I'm going to start uploading old content as well.
So you'll get new, you'll get content every day, but you get exclusive content here on Thursdays and Tuesdays going forward.
So you get an extra show on Thursdays and extra like classic street videos and stuff uploaded on Tuesdays.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to be dumping a ton of content here starting next week because my producer will be back and I don't know how, but he is coming back.
Yeah.
kezia schaffer
That's incredible.
elijah schaffer
He's like, yeah, I'm coming back.
He was going to help tonight.
I was like, just go live your life.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So yeah, live your life, brother.
So we're good on that.
Anyway, shout out to everybody who supported tonight.
And anyone who's in the chat, just those of you watching, you mean a lot to me.
You really do.
It's so great to have you here.
Don't forget to follow on X on Rumble, wherever you is.
Psyche also said falsetto.
I think Brian has falsetto.
don't have falsetto um here's the deal uh One of the things is that our show is currently under attack on the podcasts.
They deleted an entire year's worth of episodes.
Our last episode, they restricted it.
So you can't even access it on a lot of phones and countries.
Does Israel, the title Israel Openly Controls the American Government got restricted in like several countries?
Germany, Ireland, the UK, Australia.
Yeah, that was our last one.
unidentified
Oh, dang.
elijah schaffer
I got restricted everywhere.
And it's like a lot of people can't download in the US.
And then that being said, now there's only like the last two months available.
So like our entire podcast is hidden.
And then they restricted it.
So then like the views went down.
We used to get like, you know, like four or five, 6,000 downloads easily on an episode.
And suddenly after that one, like that episode got only like 800 downloads and like we couldn't upload.
So we're like completely being censored on the audio end.
And that's really rare to happen.
Um, it's just, I just get tired of it.
You know, I even just got demonetized on Instagram today.
I got they had reopened monetization.
I applied, and I got demonetized.
That was last like three months, and then uh, now I'm demonetized now.
I demonetize on Facebook, on Instagram, on X, on YouTube, everywhere, pretty much.
Uh, but we're not demonetized here, and we're supported by you guys, and it means a lot to me.
You know, we have a lot to do, so make sure you follow me on X as well because part of what I get to do is to ship post and ship post with you guys.
Plus, I have some potential new projects coming up in the work that are really good.
Uh, so stay tuned.
So, please get with the shows with Kez.
I prefer them.
Yeah, we'll do that anyway.
Love you guys.
Uh, some say this, this woman may become a saint.
Um, and the Virgo fire said they think they missed a show.
It's okay.
Shout out to everyone in the chat here who's let me go back to um Iran.
Oh, are they?
unidentified
Did we?
elijah schaffer
It's over.
Okay.
No, wait, it's not over, right?
Oh, the live chat ended on okay.
Well, sorry, guys.
Good night, y'all.
Uh, to everyone who was there, shout out if you want to say a benediction.
Say it, tell everyone goodbye.
unidentified
Who's benediction?
What did you say?
elijah schaffer
May the Lord bless you and keep you and cause his face to shine brightly upon you.
And may the blessings of the Lord go before you as you serve him, obey him, and love him for all the days of your life.
May you go in peace and may God be with you and also with you.
Wow, amen.
Have a good one, guys.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
You've watched Nightly Offensive.
We'll see you Monday night at 10 p.m. Eastern time.
Maybe.
If not, pay attention on X on Discord because I have a good guest on Monday and we might have to shoot earlier.
So I'll see what time we're shooting live.
But watch the replay if you miss it live.
I'll see you then.
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