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July 6, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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President Joe Biden DEAD - July 5th, 2024 at 10:09PM

Today, this 5th of July, in the 2,024th year of our lord, I regret to inform you all that President Joseph Robinette Biden, has passed away at the tender age of 81…….. Is what Twitter has been saying all day. But is it true? Or just another pant-crapping episode? Producer Mike joins us this episode to discuss all this and more on tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩Show more ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ BLACK FOREST SUPPLEMENTS: Do you want to improve your health and increase longevity? Presenting NMNH by Black Forest Supplements — a patented & clinically tested bioavailability enhancer used to dramatically increase NMNH absorption. NMNH is a derivative of the B-vitamin niacin that dramatically improves health and longevity by serving as a precursor to NAD+, a compound that plays a crucial role in energy production, muscle regeneration, metabolism, and gene expression in the body. Go to https://www.blackforestsupplements.com/slightly to pick up a bottle or SAVE 20% by subscribing! ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. __ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ⇩FOLLOW MIKE ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/mikemendozajpg __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
Unfortunately, for the country and all of us who have been wanting to have an election, Democrats on a private call have now weighed Joe Biden's current condition, which they say is brain dead at 10:09 p.m. Eastern in the United States on July 5th, 2024.
They're looking at what alternatives will there be.
Perhaps I'm just a little bit shaken and still trying to process all of this because it's just breaking as we speak.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
This is Nightly Offensive.
It's approximately 10:29 p.m. Eastern Time.
Please, this episode's not for children.
let's start the show.
Well, apparently he said Biden's dead.
No, I'm totally just kidding, actually.
That's totally, if you didn't know that the title was retarded and fake, that's actually what was happening tonight.
So, this is the top story.
I got on the internet tonight, and everyone was arguing, saying that Biden died, and that he was like, He had a medical, it went from he had a medical emergency to he died.
Like, he was actually dead on the plane.
And then, uh, give it up.
This is when you know things are bad.
Ian Miles Chong corrected the record on all of this, right?
When you're getting the most accurate news here from, you know, from Malaysia, and I like Ian, but he comes out and he's like, actually, no, here's Joe Biden exiting his plane.
This is a kind of a crazy thing, you know, Mike.
This is what I'm trying to say: is that we get into a point to where we start the night.
They tell me the president's dead.
I jerked off.
I cried.
The whole thing happened.
And then we just watch him exit the plane.
I'm lost, but did you, did you also hear that he had like, he might have died?
He was brain dead.
There was already articles coming out about it.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And I'm not really sure whether I should listen to the news desk straight from Malaysia or if I should listen to Laura Loomer.
I mean, I side with Laura Loomer.
Laura Loomer's a good friend of mine.
So I would side with Laura Loomer.
I know a lot of people have some not so positive things to say about her when it comes to news reporting, but I mean, she's usually on top of it.
And she has a lot of inside sources.
And, you know, I mean, it's weird too, because it's like all this stuff started happening.
And then all of a sudden, the story got buried.
So it just like I think it goes to show after Biden's terrible debate performance, what really happened was that he knew that every single appearance that he had to do after that, he had to show that he was actually competent.
And he hasn't been doing that so far.
So I think, I don't know whether he crapped his pants on the plane.
I don't know what happened.
I mean, and but people could believe it.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
This is what I mean.
This is how you know that we're in a screwed up country because people could believe that he died.
And like, I like if someone in the comments, like, clickbait bullshit, do better.
It's not, it's, and this is not clickbait.
It's called lying.
We just lied to you directly because that's what happened to us earlier today.
I texted him.
I was like, dude, Seam saying Biden just died.
He's like, someone said that they made it all up.
And we have to sort through this shit every single day.
But what it is interesting, and I always find this, I believed for a second he could have been dead.
Someone's like, he died.
And someone credible.
And I was like, really?
That's interesting.
We're in the state of our country where it also didn't affect me.
Like, I was like, they're like, Biden might have just died on the plane.
And it's like, oh, yeah.
All right.
Well, what's next?
michael mendoza
I mean, obviously, if the country would run the exact same, I mean, what would change?
Like, what would change?
You know, like, I mean, it's like, it's like the general manager for a Popeyes not showing up for a shift.
Like, I mean, they would still disrespect you.
They would still forget your biscuits.
You know, it would be the same thing.
elijah schaffer
I had Popeyes for the first time the other day.
michael mendoza
And first time ever or since you've been back to the house?
elijah schaffer
On the way, no, first time ever.
On the way to your house, we stopped by Popeyes because the baby was crying.
And then it took 21 minutes in the drive-thru.
And we didn't understand because I ordered chicken strips and chicken, boneless chicken wings, which were boneless chicken wings were just half the size of chicken strips.
But he said they needed to cook our chicken wings fresh.
And so you could have just cut the chicken strips in half.
I want you to guess the race of every single person working at that Popeyes.
michael mendoza
Well, I'll tell you, it probably wasn't the same race as if you go to Chick-fil-A.
I mean, I mean, Chick-fil-A and Popeyes are literally night and day.
elijah schaffer
Not even the same age bracket.
Like the average Popeyes employee has six children and 22 food stamps per week.
But a Chick-fil-A is like 15 years old.
The only weird part about Chick-fil-A is having a minor saying that they're getting pleasure from you talking about your lunch.
You know, you're like, can I get some food?
Like, that'll be my pleasure.
And I'm going, yeah, right.
I don't really, I mean, I don't, look, we're not into minors, which is why we don't stream on Twitch.
michael mendoza
Right.
Or kick.
elijah schaffer
The pedophiles go over there.
We just stick on this website.
We do have a lot to talk about today, though, with this story.
Plus, we're going to be talking a lot about free speech.
Gavin McGinnis got suspended on Twitter again.
Lucas Gage decided to disown all Jews.
So that's pretty interesting.
Ryan Garcia got kicked out of the World Boxing Association or something, whatever it's called, for saying that he hates black people and Muslims.
So like we got a lot of free speech stuff.
Plus, we got funny videos.
There's so much to cover here on Nightly Offensive.
I'm Elijah Schaefer.
Welcome to the show.
As you know, crazy thing is, as we jump into this, so you know, I just moved to Florida.
And so we've been looking for a studio.
Okay.
And Mike, Mike's here because we just got done signing the papers for the lease.
And he was like, dude, you've been looking for a studio.
My friend literally just moved out of his studio, built a brand new, beautiful, polished studio.
We were looking for cheap rent.
You guys know the show makes $48 a month.
So we needed something like in your home, like low budget, just going for it.
And check this out.
We're here.
This is the main look.
And we were able to get it pretty cheap from him.
And like, I don't even know how he hooked up the deal, but thank you.
michael mendoza
Yeah, penthouse view too, by the way.
Penthouse view, big floor ceiling windows.
No bathrooms in here, strangely enough.
unidentified
None.
michael mendoza
There's a communal bathroom in the hallway, but there's some unsavory characters in there sometimes.
But other than that, it's a penthouse view.
So it's very nice.
And, you know, it just worked out perfectly.
God's plan.
He was moving out of his space.
And I told Elijah, I was like, hey, hook, you know, he can hook you up.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it was pretty nice, though.
So it was really good here.
The weirdest part, though, is there was like somebody like had like etched some swastikas into the into like the waiting room.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I don't think it was anything from the tenants.
It's probably the previous tenants before them.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I did see some rabbis on the elevator.
unidentified
So that's true.
They were putting, they were killing a chicken out front.
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
Well, no, wait.
I think you may have got that confused with your trip to Popeyes, actually.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, well, my trip to Popeye, my trip to Popeyes, they were trying to kill me.
Very scary situation.
But anyway, we do have a good show for you guys.
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All right, so let's just like jump into this.
I think it's weird going back to the story here that they said that Joe Biden died and he didn't suffer any medical emergencies.
But I want to bring this up here for a second.
I think I read this quote.
All that matters is my brain, Joe Biden.
This is a real quote.
Let me see if I can bring this up.
Yeah, so Joe Biden's comment laughed off by Democratic governor.
Apparently, this actually happened.
Joe Biden had said that there was nothing actually really wrong with him.
He had said that the only thing wrong with me is my brain.
And everyone said it was just a joke and they're supposed to write it off.
But I think the sad part, and we're not going to spend a lot of time on this, is the unfortunate reality that we haven't had a president for at least four years now.
And there was all the Republicans were freaking out because a Democrat in like the New York Times or something wrote an article today, like, what if we don't need a president?
unidentified
And they're like, oh, no, no, we need a president.
elijah schaffer
And I go, well, yeah, we haven't had one for four years and things have been not running well, but they've been running.
I feel like libertarianism is sort of kicking into mainstream.
Maybe we don't need a president.
Maybe we either need nothing or a dictator.
That's kind of where I'm at.
It's the background that's influencing me.
Suddenly, I'm just like feeling very anti-Semitic.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
Feeling very monarchical office.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I just want to like call upon Christ and like, I don't know.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, I would definitely prefer a monarchy.
I would definitely prefer a king because right now, right now we have a quote-unquote democracy, constitutional republic, whatever you want to call it.
But I mean, it's really just a bunch of special interest groups that are influencing to their own, you know, people who are funding them to their own interest.
So, I mean, what's the point of even having someone who's who's representing those people, not actually representing the constituents of the country?
I mean, we'd be better off having a king who felt like he was ordained by God and actually wants to do the best for the country and is not just serving special interest groups.
So I completely agree with that.
I'd much rather have a king.
You know, let's get to it.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's like we have like a sloppy fake puppet serving the special needs, but not the special needs of the people.
He's serving the special needs people because we're all retarded.
Doesn't it feel like that?
I was talking to, I was talking the other day.
Like there was a comment that I made that went really viral.
And I'm happy about it because I said, I said, you'll feel the collapse of the empire one isolated inconvenience at a time.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Like in quotes, like one isolated inconvenience.
Like all of a sudden, it's like 30 minutes at Popeyes and then the store doesn't give you the right tire when your tire pops.
And then it's going to take six weeks to come in because they back ordered it.
And all of a sudden, your whole life said now you have to fly because your car doesn't work, but then your flight gets delayed and then canceled and you're going.
It's the sort of the society crumbles as you can see, like you can't get from point A to point B.
And that's a really good picture of where we're at as a country.
Like it was hard for me to get to Florida, right?
This was like my fourth flight to get here.
It's been a shit show.
I got held over in Australia, got held over in Los Angeles.
And when we got here, it was a shit show when we arrived to when we got here.
We're getting some furniture in.
It's working out.
It's very expensive.
So send in your super chats.
As someone mentioned, we just bought a lot of fireworks yesterday.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
So it's going to a good cause.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We just lit off a lot of fireworks.
michael mendoza
Yeah, a lot.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
I thought I had a permanent burn on my thumb for a little bit, but thankfully it went away.
I thought I was going to have a scar that I was going to remember forever.
It's a little bit discolored right now, but it wasn't too bad.
And also, too, like the cops just drove right past.
I think they drove past and then they like the family guy meme where he has that little card with like different skin tones.
And he's just like, he just compared it.
I mean, I barely, I barely passed the test, but I think he saw us and he was just like, okay, they aren't black.
They're fine.
And then he just lets keep letting off our fireworks, but it was fun.
elijah schaffer
Well, like, what I wanted to say is I saw, we watched some 4th of July on our mini stream, some very interesting videos.
But these black people, I found a lot of videos of African Americans like feeling to light off fireworks appropriately.
And this is like, looks like a scene out of Gaza.
I watch this.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
got airstruck like that was dude I That was that was a paragliding Hamas.
unidentified
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
That was October 7th.
Like, the thing is, what I saw right there, I was like, I saw that, but I honestly did feel kind of bad because people did die.
Did you see how the ATF?
I think I brought this into the chat.
Let me see if I can find it real quickly.
So like the ATF, in response to multiple states relaxing their laws in 2020 on fireworks, decided to go on like an anti-firework mission.
Did you see all that?
michael mendoza
No, no.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It was really weird.
I'm trying to find the document here.
michael mendoza
Well, also, you know, like I'm originally from Chicago.
So, I mean, you could just drive north of the border, like north of Illinois into Wisconsin and buy whatever you want.
I actually wasn't even aware that all these states had loose up those laws.
But also, I texted you that story yesterday.
It was just one tweet about how someone got decapitated by a firework yesterday, which I mean, I mean, we had some pretty decent fireworks.
I don't think any of those could have got anywhere near taking our heads off.
So I want to have what he was shooting off.
Next.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
A father died.
He also launched a mortar off his head.
michael mendoza
Oh, see, that's what he was thinking.
elijah schaffer
He had massive brain trauma.
If you've ever launched mortars, like the large fireworks, they obviously have propulsion.
So these are like a bit of like their artillery.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
People do not realize this is artillery.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And some people get really stupid, like, you should be as careful with these as you are with the gun.
No.
You should be drinking.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And you should be nearly ending your life.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You should be close to blowing off your hand.
I would never say that with a gun.
Like, no.
The gun's a weapon, but, but fireworks are toys.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Like, and the reason why you know it's not the same is, is because fireworks matter because women don't understand them.
It's one of those very sacred things that still exists that's 100% still belongs to kids and men.
If there's something that is just appreciated by kids and men, that's how you know it's epic.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
Right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Because that's why I don't play video games anymore because women overtook the space.
michael mendoza
Oh, true.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Now that women are, I like to play video games.
I don't even like politics anymore because they like to do politics.
I like fireworks and terrorism.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
That women don't like terrorism.
I like terrorism with fireworks.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, speaking of the gaming thing, too, by the way, girls always say that.
And then they're playing like Candy Crush on their phone.
Like, are you really gaming?
Are you playing Call of Duty?
Are you getting like 360 headshots?
No, you're popping three little apple bubbles in a row and then getting a thousand points for it.
It's very different.
But yeah, no.
elijah schaffer
Wait, someone that chats said, Biden's dead?
michael mendoza
What?
unidentified
No.
elijah schaffer
No, it was a joke because everyone said Biden died tonight on the internet.
It was just to catch you up.
People said Biden died and we just thought it was funny because it's like, and no one even cared, by the way.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like if Biden died, no one cared.
So we just wanted to see if people would care if Biden actually died and nobody did.
But what you were saying with the video games, trust me, it's cringy for me because I play video games because Laura Croft has big tits.
You play video games because you want to sell your OnlyFans and then you don't want to do full porn.
So you just show half your boobs to teenagers and you do PG-13 porn for young kids.
That's why you play video games.
I play them for animated boobs.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Did you see that one?
elijah schaffer
I was like, remember that?
michael mendoza
Did you see a girl who was wearing like, she was wearing like green screen colored shorts, like, you know, that shade of green.
And then she had a camera right below her ass.
So then she could project the game onto her ass as she's playing.
elijah schaffer
Oh my God.
michael mendoza
That's kind of ingenious.
Like, I mean, I should give her some credit for that.
But was that on the screen, by the way?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Tone type Laura.
I saw it on the search in X.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Laura was getting crofted.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
That was crazy.
All right.
Well, we won't put that up on there.
No, do you know they took away Laura Croft's tits on the video game?
They made her flat chested.
michael mendoza
Pretty much every single game is like that nowadays.
I don't know if you saw this.
Actually, probably covered it on the show recently, but Assassin's Creed, which is supposed to be in like feudal era Japan, like one of the main samurais is a black guy.
So, I mean, at any chance they get to, you know, take away a woman's cleavage or to make a historical figure black, they'll jump all over it.
You know, damn be the shareholders because I mean, they're just hammering money left and right.
But yeah, no, yeah.
I've seen that.
That's that's that's one of the greatest travesties because I mean, I think that she was the original big titty video game characters.
I don't think that like, because I mean, you know, Princess Peach wasn't packing like that.
I'll tell you that.
So.
elijah schaffer
Yep.
You know what?
And it's funny because her name is Princess Peach.
So you would think she has an ass to die for.
Literally, Mario sacrifices his life.
But really, the whole time he's just getting piped.
So that's the weird modern thing.
Everyone says they're making everything gay, but what's gayer than a guy who gets no ass from a girl named Peach and instead chooses to get piped?
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Also, too, who gets kidnapped multiple times?
You know, isn't that a little suspicious?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I wouldn't have been in Venezuela.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you know what?
And what's weird too?
You know what I think is weird?
Is I actually enjoyed the Mario movie that was out.
unidentified
Oh, God.
elijah schaffer
I thought it was actually good.
Yeah.
I don't know if I watched it stoned or not.
I might have been stoned when I watched it.
That's the problem when you watch movies under the influence of substances is you never know if they're as good as you thought they were.
Like, you know, when someone comes back and they tell you, like, dude, you got to see Fast and Furious 74.
And you're like, how high were you?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And they're like, you know, and basically you can summarize that movie as, I will die for my family.
michael mendoza
Yeah, family.
elijah schaffer
Just race one last time.
But I just think that a lot of people are under the influence of substances now.
And so they think things are good.
But I thought the Mario movie was actually good.
michael mendoza
It's been so long since I did.
So I saw Avengers.
I think I saw like Civil War, one of the Avengers movies on Acid.
And that was just like so out of my mind.
And by the way, this was like six years ago.
Actually, no, no, it was longer than that.
I think it's like 10 years ago at this point.
But that was just so out of my mind.
I really hate those people who can't do anything without getting high before it.
Like it's like, yeah, like they can't go to the movies.
They can't like go to the gym even.
Sometimes I go to the gym and I think it wraps up.
And then, yeah, like people come in smelling like that za.
So I don't get it.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, too many black people in general are just are doing drugs.
I'm not really into doing drugs anymore.
Like I don't really care about that.
But I did want to talk about something that is important.
There wasn't a lot of news on today.
It's been a slow week in general.
But I'm supposed to go out to the RNC anyways, which is great.
Let's talk a little bit about the UK elections, which I think is kind of interesting.
So we have some angles to this.
So the United Kingdom just had its election.
I'm sure you saw that.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
All right.
michael mendoza
On VNN.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So this guy, yeah, on Vigilant News Network, which by the way, my episode yesterday did a million views.
That show's doing millions of views a week, which is better than this show.
michael mendoza
Shout out to Vigilant Fox.
Shout out those guys over there.
elijah schaffer
Shout out those guys.
That show's doing really well.
This show is doing.
But the key thing is, is Kier Starmer.
Is that how you say it, Kier Starmer?
michael mendoza
Kier Starmer?
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, he made his first official address as a new prime minister of the UK.
Let's start with the positives before we even get into the nitty-gritty.
If you don't understand UK elections, I'm going to break it down for you very simply because I've married into the crown.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
My wife's a crown subject, right?
unidentified
And Jewish.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and Jewish.
And I'm, yeah, and very, very, very, very Israeli.
michael mendoza
Speaking of Jewish wives, by the way.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I was going to say.
We'll go to the negatives.
Then we'll get to the positives.
We'll start with the positives.
Positives.
It looks like an English, I think a true British man is back as the prime minister, not an Indian.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
Was he Pakistani or Indian?
michael mendoza
I think he was Indian.
Because I mean, sometimes I can tell by the Lucy Sunak.
Because if it's like Patel, then it's obviously Indian.
I have no idea, though.
I can't tell.
elijah schaffer
Well, we had an Indian in charge of the UK.
And him, Boris Johnson, these are the conservatives.
These are like the Tory type people, right?
These are all the right-wingers in the UK.
And they have a left party called Labor or Labor, as we'd say in American English.
And essentially, the way that the election works is it's not that a lot of people have to really vote for a party for it to have the majority.
It's that they have to vote against another party or not vote for another party.
And then they can kind of like elect their own seats.
It's kind of complicated.
It's a little bit different.
It's not the same way.
They have like a representative government.
It's a little more like the way Australia runs things.
So it's not like you just directly elect someone and you vote Republican or Democrat and then the party can like select its prime minister.
It's a little bit weird like that.
And you can remove him, right?
So it's not like they, that's why they have like a new prime minister every 14 months.
Oh, but so it's like you really, you're really electing a party and the party can kind of delegate and choose what they want.
So, but on that, on the good news is white people are back in charge of the UK.
unidentified
Bad news is his wife is a coin clipper.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I mean, you know firsthand what it's like so it's not so bad.
It's not so bad, really.
I mean, you know, I married a white woman, so I can't relate, unfortunately.
So, but I mean, for my finances, it's, it's, it's actually probably done, it's actually probably done wonders so far.
But actually, well, I guess for you, it would probably do better for you because it's so, uh, you know, uh, picking up pennies off the ground, putting that to a 401k.
It can grow really quick, you know?
So, right.
elijah schaffer
You know, and uh, somebody asked again about the background.
I don't know.
We just, we bought a studio.
If you missed the beginning of the show, you should be here for the beginning of the show because we bought a studio that someone rented out.
They just, they left.
Apparently, they moved up in life.
They got something nicer.
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
Well, yeah.
But like I said, no bathrooms, no bathrooms.
Swastika's etched in every single, and in every single stall and on the urinals, which is like, how's it even work?
Like, you're taking a piss and you're like etching it.
It's just, I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, someone said, update, Biden died and a Mexican guy rented his studio to Elijah.
That's true.
I like it.
Okay, but I did, I did want to talk about that because I thought with the government, so there's that.
It's strange to me.
It's strange to me in many ways that like it's statistically impossible that there's this much intermarriage and stuff of Jewish people just statistically, right?
You have Trump's kids married to Trump's kid married to a Jewish man, right?
You have Hillary's kid, I'm pretty sure married.
You have Kamala's married to a Jewish man.
You have obviously like Schumer and a lot of these Jewish people.
The rest that are not Jewish are all massive Zionists.
We know why that is.
We have the first Jewish president in Mexico.
Argentina Melee studies under a rabbi and his first goal was to move an embassy to Jerusalem.
You have Gert Van Welder or whatever in the Netherlands, the first right-wing government.
He says this first statute was that he stands with Israel and that he's a big Zionist.
And then now you have the UK prime minister who said that they're now going to bring Shabbat to Downing Street.
It's just like, how is something that's like 0.1, 0.4% of the world's population somehow involved in like literally nearly 100% of every marriage and party?
Because even if they're not Jewish or married to a Jewish person, they are huge supporters of Israel and big Zionists and bought out by APAC.
It almost seems like maybe there's something going on here.
I don't know what it is, but it is odd to me that even today I found out that, and this is true, that these same people were behind the pasteurization of milk.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I just found that out today.
michael mendoza
I saw that tweet thread too.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
I mean, I think it's all a big coincidence.
I mean, it has to be, right?
I mean, that's the only explanation that's widely accepted nowadays.
But I mean, I have been noticing that people have been connecting dots more and more every so often.
And even Candace Owens, I mean, Candace Owens is talking about these types of topics on all of her shows now.
So it's interesting.
But yeah, like it is a major overrepresentation.
You know, if white people were, I think white people are what, 15, 20% of the population in America nowadays.
But I mean, God forbid that you even get close to the number of the actual representation of the population because they'll even chastise you for that.
I mean, every time I'm looking at an ad, a commercial or stock photos, it's like they're allergic to using any kind of heterosexual or white people nowadays.
But, you know, if it's in politics, if it's media, if it's in the government, if it's in the most influential areas of society, they see no problem with overrepresentation whatsoever, which is strange.
I mean, you would think, I mean, diversity means that there is a bunch of different kinds of people or, you know, I mean, generally means a bunch of different kinds of things.
But I mean, it seems like diversity only, diversity specifically excludes white people, but they don't even account for Jews, except for once it comes to colleges.
For colleges, they'll bend over backwards to get Jews into colleges.
But Asians who are just scoring, I don't know, 10,000 on their SATs, then they're the ones who are siloed out.
But yeah, it is strange.
And, you know, people, but people are starting to notice.
You know, people are starting to notice.
Well, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think, and like what people don't notice too is like, this is where people, someone's like, oh, you have 551,000 subs and like 500 live viewers.
Yeah.
So like what's crazy is I do a show on another network and it gets a million views, you know, and whatever.
I can put things on Twitter or other places where it's not censored and get 20 million views.
But on YouTube, we're just censored.
And our views on Rumble are good to our subscriber ratio.
Like 40 something thousand subscribers and then we get like, you know, like 20 to 30,000 views per episode.
So we're getting like 50 to 70% of our subscribers' views.
So that's what that's, that means you're, that people are watching.
If that, if YouTube didn't censor us, then we had, we'd have like 150 to 200,000 views an episode.
And if I still go onto somebody else's show, like I went on a fresh and fit it was 600,000 views or Tim Pool.
Tim Poole did like, it was one of their highest rated, the only person who did better than me was Matt Walsh in terms of views.
And it's like when I go to other people's shows, the episodes crush it.
But the reason why is people think that I don't exist anymore because they don't see my videos on YouTube at all.
So like if you're new to this channel, they deleted our entire YouTube channel, then deleted eight more videos, and then they just released the warning and then deleted another six videos.
And it's to the point to where we're almost not going to use YouTube at all and just go in on Rumble.
Once we get the studio set up and everything going, we're just going to get going on Rumble and X and just go hard on topics, do better research, get some writing in, have more fun and put more effort into the show because then we don't have to worry about that shit anymore.
But you got to be subscribed on Rumble or on, I think it's above your head.
Right here, where is it?
Censore TV?
There, there.
Wait, there you go.
You got to be subscribed on censored TV.
You got to support the show directly.
Use my promo code offensive.
It's so helpful, guys.
It really does keep the show going.
We got a lot of viewers on there too.
But it is frustrating, except for the fact that I don't care.
We just keep going no matter what.
Like, we're just going to keep going.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, and I mean, I can speak personally for both of us, but I mean, YouTube doesn't really factor into our strategy much.
I mean, we always talk about Twitter.
We always talk about Rumble, but like, it's because with Rumble and Google, like, you have no idea what is in the algorithm, even.
And then if you get one strike, and if you do anything besides tech review videos or opening packages from Amazon or anything of the sort, if you talk about anything controversial, then you get one strike, two strikes.
And then after that, I mean, the algorithm just absolutely buries you.
So, yeah, going on other people's shows, people who have been struck before or people who are probably safer or Rumble or Twitter, that really shows the influence that you have in this show is the effect that you have not YouTube who are just doing a bunch of shady stuff behind the scenes that no one can actually uncover.
Because even once they're pulled in front of Congress, I mean, they just lie by omission or they just won't tell the full story.
They'll find some way to not really say what's going on.
But I mean, it has been coming out more and more over the years because of people like James O'Keefe, who have been exposing that, you know, they do go out of their way to censor conservatives.
And, you know, that's no secret nowadays.
elijah schaffer
So, no, it's not.
And you know what?
It's okay, though.
We don't care.
We just keep going.
I'm going to keep everything going no matter what.
And we're going to keep the show hot on the mark.
Now, what's kind of crazy is I don't think there's not a lot more of like actual topics, but I'll say with the UK stuff, basically the reform party, Nigel Farage and the others who actually are anti-immigration, they're anti-Muslim, they won like three or four million votes, but only pick up about five seats, which is only about like 1% of the seats.
I don't know how that works, but it looks like there's some rigging inside of the actual party.
So the UK isn't going anywhere positive.
It's still major Zionist and now it's just going to spend more tax dollars.
That's all it is.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And then also last time I was in London too, I mean, you would think that, you know, it would be like fish and chip carts on every corner.
Like, I don't even know, like beans on toast, whatever the traditional cuisine is for the UK.
But I mean, all I smelled there was like shawma and Jamaican beef patties.
Like it was like everything except for British food, which, I mean, let's be fair, British food isn't great.
But if I'm going to London, well, you know, he came back with a big jar of Vegemite.
I like, I actually don't hate Vegemite.
elijah schaffer
I kind of do.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
So, so, but anyway, but I mean, I go over there and it's like, I want to experience England when I'm in England.
But it's like every kind of Caribbean, every kind of African Arab who's over there.
And it's, yeah, it's not slowing down at all right now.
elijah schaffer
So, well, yeah, but I think retrospect in retrospect, when they're looking at this real fast, people are wondering again why we said he died because there was a fake false health scare and we thought it was funny.
But also, look, people are saying Biden's reportedly experiencing a medical emergency on Air Force One.
It's crazy that even when this has been proven incorrect, people don't delete their tweets or like just issue a correction, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It just stays at breaking.
Biden is reported.
Who, where did they get this from?
Who did this all come from?
michael mendoza
I don't know, but I did see Laura Laura Loomer tweeted first, but I mean, I just follow her.
I interact with her pretty often.
So, I mean, I think that was why I saw her first.
And then other people were just jumping all over her.
But I actually kind of respect when people don't delete their tweets because then they can clarify it later.
I actually had one tweet.
I actually did delete a tweet, by the way, because everyone was like jumping down my throat about it.
But that was like my first tweet that ever got like over a million impressions.
But I kind of just wanted to show, like, hey, I don't care about the impressions.
Like, it's just, if it's wrong, it's wrong.
And then I got something wrong.
So I just deleted it.
Most people would like cope and like try and do everything possible to just go racist.
elijah schaffer
Like, if all of a sudden just cover on a bunch of dumb blacks or something, no, I'm just kidding.
Don't do that.
But I was speaking of that, though.
I just saw a few videos I wanted to look at from 4th of July.
This is 4th of July with Twisted Teens.
watch yeah i'm pretty sure that would be considered like violent assault right Launching like an incendiary at someone.
michael mendoza
Yeah, probably.
Well, yeah, because I was thinking, I'm like, they didn't actually hit him, but they called him a fallball.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but that would be like some sort of like battery or something.
Harassment or something.
Like with intent to do harm or some complicated thing that they would get out of jail today.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, and I mean, I was going to say, I'm like, I'm sure they're not thinking about the law once they're doing that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's like and they're probably drunk driving.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like African Americans try to do a holiday without committing crime.
Mission impossible.
Yeah, but I feel like this is this is every time myself, you know, included.
I have another video.
I have some funny stuff, actually.
We're just going to have some fun because this is a slow news week.
And also, we haven't been on it with the news stories.
We're just kind of like getting the cameras set up, getting the equipment working again.
He's on the Panasonic.
You can see me actually in the background on the window.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Behind him.
Someone said that.
Also, to mention the fact, where's this other video?
So this other video, this girl today, she was being arrested.
Did you see that?
I have a couple of videos of black women that I shared because I do like sharing videos of black women.
And I don't know why, but I really do appreciate it.
Oh, yeah.
Here's one.
So this woman apparently stole tips from the Chinese restaurant.
And I think I can just go under here, right?
unidentified
Is this good?
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Here's what happened.
Watch this.
By the way, her nips aren't showing.
So I'm not going to get in trouble for this.
If someone's watching this, I'm going to get flagged.
Her nips are not showing.
She just has very jiggly tatas.
michael mendoza
Yeah, really.
elijah schaffer
It's crazy what a little support underneath can make him look so much better.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then you realize, oh, wow.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
mr t on a bad ketamine trip you know i've never seen chinese She pretended to have died.
michael mendoza
She can't breathe.
Like, he put her in the position as if he was arresting her.
Like, what's he going to do?
Like, tie her up with some noodles and then lock it up with some crab rangoons.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know how he was thinking he was going to arrest her.
elijah schaffer
He told her that the Popeyes was closing down and she lost the will to live.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I, you know, the weird thing about videos like this is that I feel like no matter, you know, there's a lot of these people like this guy named Xavier something from Prague or U.
I can't ever say his last name correctly.
michael mendoza
DeRousseau.
elijah schaffer
De Rousseau.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And people like that, you know, that come from the left.
They're still obviously progressive.
They work for these, you know, Zionist progressive organizations that just push, you know, like they just push bullshit, right?
They're not helping anything.
That's why they hire people like that.
And, you know, they'll get mad at me and people for sharing these videos with black people.
Like, as if I'm there filming this and I'm like looking for a rare occurrence of a black person behaving badly.
I think if you've been on the internet for at least the last 36 months, but even the past decade, you would know that they've tried to censor this stuff off the internet.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And even then, they cannot stop the surplus of videos of these lunchtime rowdies committing crime.
And I thought about this though, because we do laugh at this stuff a lot and sort of just make light of it.
Like, oh, you know, here's just black people behaving badly.
But, you know, this costs tax dollars, right?
This takes time.
These things, you know, take away, you know, the time of the restaurant, cause losses.
How much of our time and just policing and like energy is put into just containing these people just so they don't fuck things up completely.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, and if you're a black person, you watch this show.
I'm not, I don't, I'm not saying all black people are misbehaved, but I am saying that most misbehaved people are black, according to statistics.
And that shouldn't be so because there's such a small portion of society, but everywhere you go, we're going to look at it in Norway.
Oh, yeah, you go.
They all act the same.
And then people go, oh, there's no link.
There's no genetic link.
I'm leaning towards the fact that there's something genetically different.
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah.
Well, and then they would even admit that too.
I mean, black people love to love talk about how different they are from white people until white people say it.
And also one thing I was thinking about too, you know, liberals always love to talk about how, you know, how like there's like a whole industry and conservatives or whatever sharing videos of blacks behaving badly.
What was Worldstar hip-hop?
Worldstar hip-hop was a trailblazer in that industry.
It was nothing but fights.
I mean, even so much so to the point that anytime there was a fight, people would just scream out WorldStar.
So actually conservatives are just catching up to what's going on in the black community.
Black people know what's going on, which is, you know, why I can respect the ones who actually admit that there's an issue in their communities, but a lot of people don't want to fess up and then say that, you know, something's actually going on that is a is a is a deep institutional problem.
And then, yeah, it may even be be genetic.
I mean, I'm not sure if you know about the warrior gene, but this is one thing that they talk about that is something that is represented in a lot of people from sub-Saharan Africa.
And actually it kind of makes sense to like why a lot of them play sports that are more warrior.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I would know.
michael mendoza
I mean, you're the biomedical guy.
elijah schaffer
I'm a black person expert.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I used to nominate people for that award.
michael mendoza
Oh, really?
Well, I mean, I haven't got my plaque on the wall yet, so I'm waiting on mine.
elijah schaffer
Well, I would.
Okay.
What I'm beginning to think is like, I saw someone today tweet out something that was to the to the regards of it's up to the courts to prove the six million number and that the gas chambers were real.
And it got marked for hate speech, right?
And violence on Twitter and it got blocked.
And, you know, when I see things like that, it makes me lean towards believing whoever they're trying to silence.
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Like, like, you know, like, if he was wrong, then they would fact check him and say, here's where the courts proved this, or here's where things were proof.
This guy's spreading a lie.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't even believe in fact-checking.
This is all bullshit.
Fact-checking means that they assume everyone's a retard, which is true.
And so they have to try to help people understand the world.
But, you know, remember, there's retards running the fact-checking.
However, when it comes to the racial thing, I don't think I can bring this up on YouTube, but it is interesting.
Like, you know, people say, oh, I saw this person, like, let's not bring up the skull theory, like the debunked skull theory.
When people start saying like the debunked skull theory, like different skulls between different people, it's interesting because they, you know, people talk about Neanderthals and all of these, you know, these hominids, hominoids, these past species, right?
Of people or transition species.
You know, I don't want to say it, but, you know, the way that they make people look in these drawings, I see people that look like that too.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Like I can go down to watts and find people that look like that.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, so it's like, you're telling me these are, and they tell you, these are less developed people.
And I don't, I'm just going to leave it at this.
I've always found it ironic that evolution can't find a transition species, but they say that white people came out of Africa.
This is all debunked, by the way.
But they say that we came out of Africa and that we started out as black, black monkey, black monkeys.
michael mendoza
Right.
I mean, chimpanzees, chatterman, that weird look.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, but we, but we came out of, let's just, let's just use like basic fourth grade language.
We came out of black monkeys and white people, and we migrated out of Africa.
Where's the transition species?
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
And then there are these people who are black still in Africa that have different features than white people.
That's all I'm going to say.
I'm not going to say anything else than that.
And then you go, well, according to your theory, these people would probably be the lesser evolved race or species.
They'd probably the less, I couldn't say species because we can co-breed.
So they're not different species.
We can reproduce together.
But you would go, this is maybe like a different development of the species.
And then they're like, no, no, no, that's racism.
That's horrible.
unidentified
But also, they need special help in politics and they need community programs.
elijah schaffer
And we need to allow them here and we have to train them and we can't apply our laws the same to them.
They can't understand what rape is and they don't understand laws and we have to treat them differently because they're different.
And you're like, so are they or are they not?
michael mendoza
Exactly.
Yeah.
And so, I mean, there are diagrams going back 200, 200, 300 years where it shows like a Turkish person, a Polish person, a person from Ukraine, a person from Kazakhstan or whatever.
And then it has like just like a general sketch of what those types of people look like.
Like they have like a bigger forehead or they have like a wider jaw or whatever.
And it's usually pretty spot on.
But then yeah, like once it comes to the biggest differences between Asians, whites and blacks, I mean, even with like wolves, there's so many different breeds of wolves or just different types of animals.
I mean, alligators and crocodiles, they have like a very, like very subtle differences that if you didn't actually like read up on it, you could probably confuse the two.
But then once it comes to blacks and whites that look very, I mean, look at like a girl from Norway versus a girl from the Congo.
It's a very big difference.
But, you know, for some reason, black people are allowed to talk about how much better they are than white people.
They're more creative.
They're more athletic.
They're more musical.
But then when white people just try and try and simply identify that there is a difference, then it's hateful.
elijah schaffer
So look, and I, and I do spend a lot of time in black spaces.
I am black.
And I do spend a lot of time.
I study them.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I study them.
And they actually believe the craziest shit.
Like it is not even, it is not even like being in a QAnon stay-at-home mom, retired mom Facebook group crazy.
Like that's just like wine moms who are gullible, right?
Like gullible people are a dime a dozen and they still use Facebook.
Okay.
michael mendoza
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So like that's those are just people, right?
And let's just call those Facebook people, right?
They've seen it on Facebook and so it must be true.
And they say it like that.
I've seen it on Facebook.
I've seen it.
It was on the Facebook, the Facebook.
They still call it the Facebook.
There's the Facebook people.
And those are usually good-hearted people.
They're just, they're just blissfully ignorant.
They're the greatest people in the world.
And I mean, they have the best life.
They fucked over the entire country, left us with nothing, allowed our country to be ransacked, support the people that engineered it to the T, including in the churches.
Support the country.
And the people are like, they're our allies.
We love them.
unidentified
They're so great.
elijah schaffer
So they literally aligned themselves with our enemies, allowed us to be sold out and rotted out from the core.
They hate degeneracy, though, but they love the people who brought it in.
And I'm not talking about that because that's still like a level of ignorance.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
The black community, when you get down to the deep side of it, are like sinisterly, like diabolically racial supremacists.
But like, it's like their facts are like voodoo magic.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, it's, it's like, it's like, you know, that blacks could grow bone, new bones until white people, uh, until white people dropped acid rain in Africa, took away the Garden of Eden.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And so the pyramids used to have forests on them and used to beam down energy from the trees.
And like, it's like, and everyone's like, yeah, I know.
We then gun got them forests.
And they then took them our bones.
My uncles grew a bone in his finish shins.
And you're like, you're reading it.
And it's like millions of views, the hundreds of thousands of likes.
And it's like a thread in broken Ebonics about how they dumbed in used to grow bones with the white man did the acid rain.
It's like sinister shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's like you would never even believe it's true unless I showed it to you guys.
And maybe we should have a segment called sinister black shit, where I look at sides of black Twitter where you're like, that's, and it's not, again, it's not niche shit.
It's like, and it's like, the white, yeah, the white devils took away our bones growing.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Do you remember?
elijah schaffer
It's crazy.
michael mendoza
So, um, I think in the summer of 2020, I want to say it was July or August 2020.
Uh, black people literally thought that they were going to get superpowers.
Do you remember that?
Oh, it turned into a big meme.
elijah schaffer
Like, I mean, it doesn't sound so far off.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
No, like, it turned to a big meme.
And then everyone was like, oh, like me on like July, whenever, like, when all black people get superpowers, and they have like Black Panther doing something crazy or whatever.
But yeah, no, black people literally thought that they were going to get superpowers in the summer of 2020.
Um, which, you know, by the way, I mean, we had just, I mean, that was during the George Floyd riots, as you remember.
So, I mean, you would think that if they had superpowers, they could have really fucked shit up.
But instead, they were just like shooting fireworks at buildings.
I mean, I don't know what they were doing to cause most of their damage.
I think that you probably know better than I do.
But, but yeah, no, they seriously thought that they were going to get superpowers and they were going to be able to like fly and read minds.
This was a real thing, completely unironic.
I mean, it's one thing.
elijah schaffer
I remember that.
michael mendoza
It's one thing because, so like, I see TikToks all the time where it's like, oh, do you know that the inventor of the light bulb was actually a black woman?
And it's just like, okay, hold on.
So simultaneously, you guys are the most depressed people ever, but then you guys invented everything.
But then you go back to Africa and then people are still living in mud huts.
And actually, this is one thing I've been talking about recently.
And I think I mentioned it once I came over yesterday.
But there's still a whole industry around white people from European countries or America going to Africa to build wells.
And I was just watching Game of Thrones, like new series the other day.
And like, I think they were getting some water out the well.
And I was thinking that's such a ancient thing.
People have been doing wells forever, but for some reason in Africa, they still can't build wells.
Like it's just, it's kind of crazy.
elijah schaffer
This is what this, I remember this.
I remember what it was called.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It was the annual Negro Soul System.
And we're all supposed to get superpowers today.
Here are some of the best social media reactions.
The unofficial holiday started with jokes and memes after 2020 tweets said the real DNA of black people would be unlocked on December 21st.
And that, see, Okay, so this aligns with what I'm saying about DNA.
They think they had this like super DNA and that did all these things.
And like, yeah, and like their dance moves, they need to dance because they used to know how to fly and stuff.
And they think that they were like fairies.
And they'll like, so like, they'll take somebody crazy.
Like, people think that black Twitter is just like, oh, a black woman really wrote Thumbelina.
No, it's like, you know, Thumbelina is a lore of a story from a woman named Thumbelina.
Thumbelinay.
unidentified
And she was a thumbalinene.
elijah schaffer
And she used to fly and used to like ward off white invaders in like the, you know, the African horn by using like the bones of albino people, which is why the whites don't understand that the witch doctors are trying to bring back the powers of Thumbelinene today.
They just judges us.
They don't understand.
Like, yeah, I mean, we judge you for killing albino people for their bones.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like they, but then they like defend a modern shitty behavior.
It's like they're just trying to reenact the powers of thumbaly nene.
And you're like, and everyone's like, I knew it.
It's my mother's told me.
And you're reading this shit and you're going, and it's like, and you click on their profiles and it's like, it's like Duke University, you know, UCLA.
They're going to like good schools.
And it's like, you know, you know, works at Northrop and shit.
You're like, I don't know what job.
These people work in, you know, universities, college, you know, high school teachers.
And then, because if you don't know this, you go, why are they talking like retards?
Because black people, when they're around other black people, feel forced to speak like they're retarded.
unidentified
It's true.
elijah schaffer
Or they won't be accepted.
So they get in this real ratchet behavior.
And you know that.
And that's why Kez always asked me why I talk to African Americans oftentimes in a different accent.
It's not demeaning, though.
It's nice.
Like I went in, I was in Target and my son was like kind of misbehaving.
He wouldn't give me something that I was trying to put on the belt.
And there's a fat black woman named Miss Karen, very nice.
Again, she's super sweet.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And she goes, oh, how's he doing?
I said, I'll tell you this.
If you don't give me that thing, I'm going to whoop his ass.
unidentified
And that's how I said it.
She goes, oh, I know.
elijah schaffer
I know.
And I said, I said, he's going to get, he's not going to get any toys.
He's going to get a can of whoop ass.
And she goes, I was watching the Facebook.
I'm just not even doing it.
unidentified
And this young guy, he got his ass whooped by his daddy.
elijah schaffer
And I said, he deserved that.
And I said, oh, yeah.
See you later, Miss Karen.
She goes, bye.
And it's like, because I just, I have to talk in that voice to a fat black woman.
And it's not even mean.
I'm like, I respect her.
She's cool.
But it's like black people relate to you.
If I'm just like, hello, Miss Karen.
It's like, all right.
Then they get all like, they get all like tied up.
But if you talk to African Americans, like they're, you know, like you're one of them, like, yo, dog, don't, don't be tripping, fool.
Like, you know, just, yo, what up?
You can call black people the N-word and they won't get mad if you stick to it.
If you, if you, if you're a nag, no pun intended, they'll beat the shit out of you.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
So there is a very delicate balance once you talk to black people, actually.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And then, so, no, it's funny.
I mean, I grew up with all his banks, all black people.
I grew up playing basketball.
I grew up rapping.
I grew up like, I mean, just the whole nine yards of, you know, a bonnet culture, pretty much.
And I remember, I think it was 2014 or so.
I, I had a bunch of roommates.
I had two roommates from Wisconsin.
And then I had one friend who would, who would visit all the time, and he was from Southside Chicago, this, this, this black friend of mine.
At the time, I used the N-word.
Of course, now I don't do that because I would never do that.
But at the time, I was still using the N-word.
And then one of my roommates from Wisconsin asked my friend, they're like, hey, how come he can say it?
But I can't.
And it was really just because I said with confidence because I had been saying it for a long time.
And it was just like, it was just, it was like saying dude to me.
It was just like second nature.
But yeah, like, I do love how they try and portray it as if it's like being like racist or something.
If you like, because it's called code switching.
And, but yeah, like, it's just like.
elijah schaffer
I talk Kevs about code switching.
michael mendoza
Dude, I do it all the time.
I should love doing it.
elijah schaffer
I use that phrase on a black person.
I said, don't code switch on me, bitch.
And they go, how do you know what code switching is?
It's like, bitch, because your guy, our claim to fame is like developing rockets that can't get past the firmament.
I can't tell you how to do that.
Your claim to fame is that you have code switching.
You know, like you guys have a word you're offended by, and you can change your volume.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is that possible?
I don't know.
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I'm joined with Mike.
We'll just go by.
He just goes by Mike.
There you go.
Take that off.
Apologies to you guys for the slow week.
Like it's, it's, we're just adjusting.
We're going to get back to a good flow as the weeks go on.
I think we're finally got some equipment working to where I can have some in-person guests, which is nice in the coming weeks.
I have a setup now.
I'm in a new studio.
As you can see, we just rented it from one of Mike's old friends, I guess.
And we're making it work.
So we're going to get this back up and running.
Plus, I think we're going to be able to do some street content and stuff coming up, which I'm very happy about.
I just need a, we've got a lot of shit going on.
And it is what it is.
michael mendoza
It's still just surreal to me that Elijah's in the same time zone as us now because I mean, because I'm so used to only talking to him in between like 6 p.m. and midnight because that was just when you'd be waking up.
But now it's like, I can just, you know, talk to you about the show or like what we're doing for VNN all day.
I think you're over the jet leg now completely, it seems like.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but it's what it is, is it's like they say, they say that one of the biggest stresses is moving, right?
Or it's like one of the top ones.
michael mendoza
Probably, yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I just moved across the world, time zones, and seasons.
So I just got done with summer and I just re-entered summer, the beginning of summer again, which is really weird.
I'm going to have like an eight-month summer.
Yeah.
But on top of that, it's like, okay, here goes the sad song.
What I mean is, and I get why a lot of men blow their fucking brains out because like I need to, I need a time to like reset my brain to get my heart right back with God and get back on a good spiritual journey.
Because I'm not on a good spiritual journey right now, which is then your brain, when your brain suffers, then your life suffers.
The quality suffers.
And you're going to experience this with some life changes coming up for you is every time you think you get life, something new happens and then you're unprepared.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Which I'm starting to learn.
Like today I just figured out, I called my wife.
I was like, hey, would it help our marriage if I communicated better?
I know I'm learning this stuff.
I was like, she's like, she was like, maybe, maybe someone's written about that before that, like, women like communication.
I figured that out today.
I just found out today from my own discovery that women prefer more communication than less, and that you can never be clear enough with them.
That's crazy.
This is the stuff you're going to learn on the show.
You should communicate clearly with women because they'll appreciate it.
It won't do anything still, and they'll still find a problem.
But at least you did it because you did what they asked there.
And they'll ask for more stuff after, and it'll never be enough.
However, I learned that.
But I mean, on the, you know, jokes aside, it's like, you know, it's like, I, you, I have a kid and then I accidentally got my wife pregnant again, like right after.
michael mendoza
How about the best of us?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, exactly.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then I'm about to have another kid, but then also like, you see, you have a pregnant wife and a kid, and then you're moving around the world.
And then, you know, we're trying to like launch this new company, which is doing well.
Well, also working with another company and then doing this show and then moving and then trying to find a new studio and then immigration and blah, blah.
It's like it really patches on to where I get why people settle for a quiet, predictable life.
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I get why, but I challenge you this if you're watching this.
I don't think the world is predictable anymore.
And I think you're a fucking moron if you think that being predictable in your own life is going to get you anywhere in the next 10 years.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
You need to make in the last four years, our money has lost 20% of its value with inflation and stagflation, 20%, which means if we just take $100,000, essentially, and that's a little bit more than this, but if you're not making, if you didn't go from $100,000 to $120,000 in the last three and a half years, you're now 20% poor.
You've gone down in a social class by being, by being, you know, whatever, stagnant in your own life.
And how would you make an extra $20,000 in the last three and a half years by fucking being on it, by taking risks, by doing things?
That's not easy to do for most people, right?
That's a challenge.
That's a third or half of a lot of people's full salaries.
So if you were making six figures already, in order to stay in the six-figure range, you have to be making $120,000.
And so it's like you can't do that by having a predictable life.
And so, you know, all I know is I've aged a lot, you know, in the last few years.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
For a little bit during that inflation and stagflation rant, I thought you were about to go into a gold read.
And I was like, did we pick up a gold sponsor or something?
But yeah, no, that's, that's completely true.
Cause I mean, you know, one story I always like to tell is that when I was younger, I saw one of my dad's paychecks.
And I think it was for, I forget if it was bi-weekly or I'm pretty sure it was bi-weekly because there was no way that he was making this type of money weekly, but I think it was for $2,000.
And this must have been like late 90s, early 2000s or something.
And or maybe I asked my mom and then she told me how much he made.
And I always thought I was like, man, when I can make that kind of money, I'll be set.
Because I mean, we had a decent sized house.
We were like middle class.
I think like middle, middle class, not really lower or upper middle class.
Maybe towards like the end of my teenage years, we were like upper middle class.
But I used to always think that, yeah, once I can get that, that type of money, I'll be set.
You know, like I can just like put some money aside.
I can support a family because that's what my dad's doing.
But yeah, like the more and more the time goes on and the more and more money they print, it's just impossible to keep up with the times.
Because I mean, as you know, I have like five jobs right now.
I have my main job.
I work with you.
I work with several different people.
I have a lot of stuff going on.
elijah schaffer
OnlyFans as well.
unidentified
Right.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Not doing too well, by the way.
So I mean, I don't know what I have to do.
I don't know if I have to do a couple more Hak Tuas or something.
elijah schaffer
I don't know how to do it.
michael mendoza
Hoc Twa sounds like a Vietnamese man.
So, but yeah, but no.
So, I mean, you know, even with doing that, like I've been like, cause I mean, I have big aspirations.
Me and you talk about this pretty often, but, you know, I have big plans.
I have big goals.
So I'm trying to just put myself out there.
And one thing I used to always think too, because I had a lot of friends in high school who were going to college to be like accountants.
And I went to art school and I dropped out of art school.
And then I became a graphic designer.
I was in and out of jobs for all my 20s, pretty much.
But I used to always think, or I used to always kind of envy people who were accountants or just like went to school, got their MBAs or whatever.
And I still kind of have a little bit of that.
But I mean, I've had a lot of fun in my journey.
And I've also became very well-rounded.
Like, I've learned a lot of different things.
Like, I mean, I edit videos now.
I do graphic design.
I do branding.
I do logos.
I do a bunch of different kinds of things, which, you know, kind of lends itself to starting businesses, to being more entrepreneurial.
Whereas if you're an accountant, I mean, there's all these videos of these guys who just, you know, they work nine to five.
They have the exact same schedule and regiment every single day, which is respectable.
Like, you know, that takes a lot of discipline to do.
But I mean, also, too, there's not really much upside to that.
They're kind of stuck in the same income forever.
And by the way, too, when you get raises in the corporate world, like you might get a raise of like 2% once a year.
So it's really hard to climb the corporate ladder.
There's a lot of politics involved with that.
So, you know, I mean, even though me and you may have not taken the most traditional route, we have a lot more on our plate and we have a lot more, you know, things that could happen in the future.
So, I mean, I like that.
unidentified
Well, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think, I think what I'm talking about with the risk factor here is it's pretty much also like kind of in a position to where I think someone said we lost more than 20% of our value, but of our dollar.
It's not really true, though.
It's more or less the fact that some things are just a lot more expensive.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, you know, a lot of things have capped on the pricing.
However, you don't realize how much 20% is.
Like I said, 20% is a lot of money.
Okay.
That's a lot of money.
That's that's your mortgage might have gone up 30 or 40%.
That's why it feels heavier.
But you have to be in this place of being able to take on that pain.
Now, you've got to keep spiritually fit as well, too, because I do believe that there is a demonic, you know, conspiracy that takes advantage of a lot of satanic Jewish occultic type groups.
Right.
I think that it's not just Jewish groups.
I think that there are plenty of other people that are being used by the devil as well.
But I also want to remind people that I remember this all the time.
Like, okay, did the Jews make milk pasteurized?
Yes.
You can check that out.
And fucked up all our immune system and then got our milk more tolerable for minorities so they could change our food supply so they could invade, they could flood our countries and everyone could still be fed.
That's a true story.
But, and then create universal food throughout the world with certain pre-packaged products that people felt more comfortable.
And then there was universalism and globalism.
So there were same products, duplicit, you know, consumerism.
And then you could start interchanging people country to country without any nationalism.
Yes, that happened.
However, I also point out the fact that it's funny that people are like, oh, we're being invaded at our southern border.
You know, the Jews are controlling Hollywood.
You know, they invented pornography, which they didn't invent it, but they pushed it or whatever.
And then, you know, sleepy Joe Biden, you know, he's fallen asleep.
But then when it comes to your own personal life, and I'm not, I'm not preaching to anyone.
I'm saying this as like a reminder, like when I, because life gets hard, is you're going, what about the walls and the borders of your own heart?
Like, is any, are you, what are you being careful what ideas you're letting in?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, like, and I'm saying this because we've talked, I mean, we've talked about this.
You, when you see boomers get red-pilled, when you see boomers get J-pilled, when you see them, they get, they go crazy.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They go really insane.
And all they do is like, it's really cringe, actually.
And they get like overtaken.
And they're like, I taste pain.
michael mendoza
And don't worry.
elijah schaffer
So do I.
No, I'm just kidding.
But I mean, like, they get like, they lose their mind.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And that's what I meant.
It's like, if you're letting this stuff get beat you down and win, then you're, you've lost more than anyone can think because you have to remain resilient.
And so, like, my whole point is, is like, okay, like, you know, all the food supply is terrible and this and that, but are you really healthy?
Are you, are you exercising?
Are you eating well?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I'm, and I'm saying this as someone who's in the middle of transitioning worlds.
I just signed up for a gym today.
michael mendoza
And transitioning.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And transitioning genders.
I just chopped my balls off.
No, but I sent up for a gym.
I've been living in hotels and stuff.
I've been homeless.
I love exaggerating.
I've been homeless.
No, but I have been homeless for like a month now.
And it's like, so I know it's easy to get off regimen and it's easy to get distracted, but it's like, dude, if you're just eating well, if you're guarding your heart sexually and you're working on your lust, if you have good food and you don't do what we didn't eat, spaghetti and meatballs before, sausage, sausages before, you do a live stream.
If you're doing that stuff, you're going to be winning in your personal life.
If you're winning in your personal life, you're going to be resilient.
If you're resilient, people are going to admire you and learn from you and grow from you.
And ultimately speaking, you're going to be winning every day.
Even as your party loses, your country collapses, you're going to be winning.
And I'm not talking about just give up and just worry about yourself, but I'm saying most people are worried about tertiary level things.
Their own lives are out of control.
But if you focus on your own life, stopping a fat fucking retard is what I'm trying to say.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Well, that was actually one thing that Jordan Peterson hit on first that got him so popular.
And yeah, exactly.
But I mean, honestly, honestly, like, I can't do anything else until like my house is in order.
And then, like, what's the quote from the like, I mean, like, make sure that your own house is in order before you try and go and then prescribe, you know, stuff to other people about how they should live their lives, about who, who they should vote for, about what they should eat.
So, I mean, I'm a big fan of that.
I also think that Owen Benjamin, I believe, maybe someone in the chat will have this, but I think Owen Benjamin has a quote that's like, that's like, exile the Jew in your own heart or something like that.
It's nothing to that extent.
Yeah.
But it's pretty much saying, like, it's like, hey, like, you're so worried about people who are taking over your government or people who are influencing your politics or your media or whatever.
But it's just like, you know, if you're not doing that for yourself, then, you know, like, I mean, because I mean, you can always choose what you want to and don't want to watch or what you like want to put in your body and don't want to put in your body.
But I mean, sometimes, like, you know, you have to kind of like look inside and like see if it's really you that's that's the problem.
Because I think a lot of people do.
And this is one thing actually speaking of Owen Benjamin, he's been talking about this recently is that everyone is really caught up on stuff.
Now, trust me, it's super important.
And I think that everyone in the audience, our audience, especially knows that.
But, you know, but like, I think you made a really good point where it's like, sometimes people have to have to do a look inside and stop trying to point the finger at everyone else and think about are they doing everything in their power to make sure that they're the best version of themselves.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, and that's why even like these are, I shouldn't even just tiled this a shit stream today because of the nature of the show.
Like sometimes we write shows and you can tell it's written and there's like topics and we're getting through it.
This is more just like I didn't want to cancel shows this week another week.
Basically what it was is like we haven't been ready to go back and do shows, but I didn't want to leave you guys down, especially those of you guys that are paying for censored and different things and supporting the show.
I want to make sure that we're still producing content, even if it's not at the quality I'd like at the moment and whatever.
But it's like, I was just reminding myself, dude, this is going to be good when we can get the vMix set back up and start talking about phone calls.
michael mendoza
Right.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That'll be so good on these topics.
Yeah.
I can't wait to take phone calls again and get people calling in because we will get it back up.
Right now, we're just using StreamYard, which is like StreamYard works well for what we do for vigilant news, like for like quick stories and stuff.
But with this stuff, you want like better cuts and like, you don't want these pre-selected shit and you want, you know, better quality like layouts and like you want to make it look like you have, you put your time into it.
You want to have color like graphics and better lower thirds that come in and stuff like that.
Like StreamYard is just for the, and it was StreamYard is good for this.
If you're on the road or if you're just like moving and you need something that's like doesn't require 50,000 wires and amps and shit.
Like in controllers.
You know, like you have to have all your like all your stream decks and everything like that for vMix.
It's kind of weird.
michael mendoza
Well, I think the main reason why we started using StreamYard at first was actually because of Top, Top Lobsta.
Because I remember whenever Tower Gang would come on, there would be a split millisecond of delay because you were all the way in Australia.
And he was like, yeah, like it kills the comedic timing, which by the way, Top, thank you.
He got me some stuff from my baby registry.
So I appreciate that.
I got some stuff from him and David Corbo.
Follow them both on Twitter.
David L. Corbo and Top Lobst on Twitter.
They're both great.
And also they're both in Florida too.
So we should have them on the show sometime.
elijah schaffer
No, I would think about maybe killing them.
michael mendoza
Oh, because the last stream?
elijah schaffer
We should murder them.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, yeah, we're sick.
elijah schaffer
Are we on Rumble?
On video, on a video game.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
Well, by Call of Duty.
michael mendoza
Preferably in Minecraft.
elijah schaffer
No, in Call of Duty.
michael mendoza
Call of Duty.
elijah schaffer
Murder people.
michael mendoza
And Call of Duty in real life.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm just joking.
I have a total idea.
unidentified
There are friends.
elijah schaffer
I'm just fucking.
But we should probably, we should probably get off.
We're talking about video games, by the way, guys.
Not talking about real call to violence.
We like to play video games with them and kill them in the games.
There are good friends.
We should kill the YouTube stream, though.
michael mendoza
That's true.
elijah schaffer
You know what?
Yeah, I think we're good.
Go over to rumble.com slash slightly offensive.
Make sure you check it out.
I find Rumble to be really weird.
I know some people don't like Rumble.
They say it's impossible to stream there.
Check this out.
Shocker.
You can get a censored membership and go there and watch the streams there.
We're live streaming there right now and it streams really well.
And there's a nice fancy chat.
If you look at this right here, there's a nice fancy chat.
It's there.
Everyone's here talking.
We've got Redwater, Cocteau, Gavin, McGingus, Klu Klan Klan, and others talking.
So, yeah, exactly.
You could be there.
michael mendoza
By the way, the most disturbing thing that I've learned about Elijah since he's got, because actually I didn't meet Elijah until he came for the trip once he went to Timpool, once he went to Freshenford recently, and then went back to Australia for a month.
And now he's back here.
But one thing I'm discovering about Elijah that's quite disturbing to me is that he doesn't use dark mode.
All of your stuff on your Mac is in light mode.
elijah schaffer
And I still support circumcision, which is probably.
unidentified
Oh, wow.
michael mendoza
Okay.
Well, it's even worse, right?
I think the light mode thing is actually arguably worse than that.
elijah schaffer
You know what's so funny is, yeah, is like, is like, I actually find that.
So speaking of like interesting debates, we need to, we need to, like, we have that other documentary, but we also need to like host a good circumcision debate.
michael mendoza
That would be a great one, actually.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, like with a physician that's pro-circumcision, somebody who's anti-like medically who's anti-and then two people who are like religious, like a Jew, and then like, like, or a Muslim, like, or someone, right?
And then like somebody who's just like an anti-semite.
Like, that'd be fun.
So you have like a couple professionals that like understand the science and can kind of bring in like the logic of why people medically do or don't support it.
And you know what's funny?
Every time I say that, I lose followers.
I'm so past the point of like even caring now.
michael mendoza
Okay.
All right.
I don't know who did that, but okay.
All right.
Big circumcision wants to take us down.
Big Snip wants to take us down.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Big Snip wants to take off the nip.
No, But no, but yeah, but I was going to say that's that's the reality.
Guess I don't know what that was.
michael mendoza
Um, yeah, I don't know, but yeah, no, I think that'd be a good one.
Uh, we can have um uh two people from the medical angle of it, so pro and anti, and then we can have rabbi and then we can have uh Joel Davis, dude.
elijah schaffer
I love, I love how, like, like for me, it's like obviously interact with a lot of people, and so I'll be on the internet and just be like, oh, like, wow, black people are out of control.
And then Joel Davis will be like, Hey, everyone, I just want to let you know if you're black, unfollow me, do not invade my digital space.
Yeah, I'm just tired of knowing black people even think that I want them to read my tweets.
Please do not follow me.
And you're like, you're trying to, you're trying to segregate yourself from black people digitally.
That's so intense.
Well, that's crazy.
That is intense.
Let's almost say, like, it's no more intense than the way black people behave on a daily basis.
So it's not like I understand like where that kind of like racism comes from, but I'm also like, it's intense.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Um, I would talk about my favorite Joel Davis tweet, but we're still on YouTube.
elijah schaffer
So maybe I don't even know we're off YouTube.
michael mendoza
Oh, are we?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're off.
michael mendoza
Are you sure?
Okay, I was making sure.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to, oh, here I have water right here.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
I forgot what it says word for word, but I know it ends off with.
unidentified
We are not off YouTube.
elijah schaffer
You have to, I said, like a couple times to take us off YouTube.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
So what would that be on YouTube?
unidentified
I'm going to go to the thing so that I can do that.
But you didn't do that.
So I was waiting for you to do that.
elijah schaffer
Brian, Brian.
Brian told me he was masturbating to hentai porn right now.
That's kind of.
unidentified
I know.
elijah schaffer
That's actually true.
There's not even a lie detected in that.
Then take us off of YouTube.
We should have been, we just show shouldn't be on YouTube.
You know how much better the show could start out every day?
How much better the show could start out?
Do you know like South Park?
You see that?
With the Cupid Yee?
You see that?
michael mendoza
Wait, hold on.
Yee?
You mean yay?
Kanye.
elijah schaffer
No, but I think it's Cupid Yee or Cupid, it's the, well, no, it was like, cause it was about yay.
michael mendoza
It was supposed to be about Kanye.
I haven't watched South Park in a few years now, but I think the episode was supposed to be about Kanye.
elijah schaffer
I thought.
michael mendoza
I could be wrong.
I could be wrong.
elijah schaffer
It was, but I actually had an interesting theory about that episode that I thought that Cupid was supposed to be Nick Fuentes because he has this little angel that's turning him towards Christianity and making him turn everyone into Nazis.
I don't know.
And it's just during the era of the mask, but I don't know.
But I was like loud because they get away with everything.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
elijah schaffer
Like they do that whole episode, they're like trying to get everyone to love Hitler.
And like everyone has like whenever they like shoot Cupid shoots someone with the Nazi arrow, they start thinking in swastikas and stuff.
And it's like Daily Wire could never with their cartoons they put out.
michael mendoza
Oh, no.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
Can never try to be funny.
michael mendoza
I think it'd be really funny for someone to feed a bunch of because what's that one cartoon Daily Wire has of Mr. Bertram?
I think it'd be really funny.
If someone can do this, please get on this.
Take a bunch of screenshots from Mr. Bertram, feed it into AI, and then just think of like, just like recreate scenes from like American History X and then post screenshots on Twitter and being like, wow, this Daily Wire cartoon is really edgy.
Like just like make like the worst possible scenes that you could think of.
I think that'd be funny because I mean, yeah, all these all these conservative cartoons are just complete slop.
Okay, real fast.
elijah schaffer
So speaking of the devil, I wanted to talk about this crazy experience.
So there's a popular YouTuber named ISO Speed.
michael mendoza
Of course, I know him.
unidentified
And he's been chimping out in.
michael mendoza
I think, yeah, he's in Norway.
Yeah, yeah.
He's Norway right now.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like when I grew up, Norway was like, you would think of what?
Hot women.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Guys you can't compete with rich people.
michael mendoza
Yeah, like tall Aryan black people.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like Aryan things that you can't compete with.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And too expensive to live.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
And that's what it was.
And clean and cold.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And now, so I show speed.
This is where I think it's funny.
Like it's almost like, like I said, like how like boomers will support Zion, like Israel Zionism and be like, I just really hate how our country got so degenerate.
And there's no, there's just crazy immigrants coming in and you're like, hello, hello, hello, because look at, so who's in power is who you support and who you support is what allowed this to happen.
Think about it, connect the dots.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
Connect the dots.
But it's like this too, but they'll still never get it.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is like if you could ever get a boomer to actually understand like the J question, once they understand it, even then they go too far.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Even for even for an anti-Semite, they take it too far.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like you're like, stop.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
So it's like, would you rather them not pick up on it?
Or they do pick up on it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You know, but with speed, it's the same way with Gen Z, where it's like they don't realize their liberalism, their progressivism, or their ignorance of politics, just choosing not to be political.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Is the thing they hate?
They're like, man, it's just crazy.
Like, all these girls are just into OnlyFans.
And there's like, no good girls out there to marry.
And I want to get married.
And like, I went to Norway and like the Norwegians just like mobbed me and ripped my hair out.
And it's like, those were not Norwegians.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Those were like Afghan immigrants that like mobbed you and went to like light you on fire.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because they're not Norway.
There's, look at this.
So he's a YouTuber and he's like, I have so many videos on this.
Watch this.
unidentified
almost killed him we'll just slow motion Not a white person in sight.
elijah schaffer
That's Norway.
And he was like, I hate Norwegians.
And someone actually sold his hair off.
I show speed hair handpicked.
They pulled his hair off.
And people were like, it's like, look, and I'm not laughing.
He's actually, this is terrifying.
And he could have died.
But what's crazy about this is there's maybe like a couple white people in there.
And even then, they're like not even blonde.
Like, look, you don't see any blonde hair.
Look at that guy.
Drop kicking onto them.
That's crazy.
This is, and they have prime.
It's like, why are they like this everywhere?
Yeah.
My only point about this was that it's like, he's like, and you see him in the car.
He's like, I'm never coming to Norway.
These Norwegians.
And you're like, buddy, that would have never happened in Norway 20 years ago.
I would never have believed you 20 years ago if you would have told me.
Also, because I would have been 11 and just finding out what my dick was.
You know what I mean?
So I probably didn't know about geopolitical issues in Norway.
However, it's like this guy, everyone watches this and it's like, damn, Norway was crazy.
And you're like, no, Norway wasn't crazy.
And there was not a Norwegian in the video.
Those are Afghan and Arabs and Indians that are fucking crazy.
And that's why you go to their countries and they're shitholes.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
By the way, and I don't know what he was streaming on for this because like, what's his main platform?
elijah schaffer
I think it's Twitch.
michael mendoza
Is it Twitch?
Okay, because everyone in the chat was spamming Save Europa with the with the lightning bolts, which, you know, if you know, you know.
So it's like, yeah, people are picking up on it, which is kind of interesting.
And I mean, on Twitch, especially, I thought he streamed on like cake or something, but I know that him and like Kai Sinette had like a show on like Rumble or something at one point, I believe.
But yeah, I mean, everyone was spamming Save Europa.
I actually like Speed, by the way.
Because it's like he is very just like unapologetically who he is.
And like, he's not really, you know, he's not like, I mean, he is ignorant.
Like, he'll like bark at people.
elijah schaffer
He reminds me of a male version of Jojo Siwa.
Like, somebody grew up in the spotlight and thinks he's always on camera because he literally is.
But he's like, because he's not an autistic lesbian girl, he's not as cringe.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But it's like, it's like still, like, he's like in the Netherlands because he's live streaming.
He's like, it's like, dude, you're a black guy barking in a, like, I just came from Australia, which is very European.
You have to be very quiet.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like, not even just because you're an American, should you be, should you be cautious, but like, these people are quiet and they're very reserved and everyone's very respectful and you do not speak loudly and you eat quietly.
And it's like, you got this black American like barking and you know, and you're like, I get that you're on stream, but like, that's what I don't like about streamers.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We're going to start calling them streamers.
What I don't like about streamers.
michael mendoza
New euphemism just dropped.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that they don't know how to stop barking.
Like, they don't know when to bark.
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
I guess I'd prefer him because I mean, because, well, like, even, yeah, like, he does like the barking thing, but he's kind of like self-conscious in a weird way about how he acts.
Like, you know, so, for example, someone like Kai Sonat or like these other streamers, those types of streamers, like, I guess I'd prefer someone like Speed who's like, kind of just like being funny, but he's not being like, like, I don't think he really promotes gambling.
Like, I actually don't even think he really promotes degeneracy, really.
Kai Sonat has like OnlyFans people on, I believe, you know, like Ruby Rose, people like that, which I don't know if she even has like OnlyFans, but she's like a girl who's like known for sleeping around or whatever.
But yeah, like with these other streamers, just like even the way they talk, like they say bro every three words.
Like bro has just turned into the new version of like.
It just fills space in sentences now, but that's just a big, you know, big thing that annoys me once I watch streamers nowadays.
But I think Speed's actually not so bad.
But I will say that in these countries, yeah, like they have their own cultures and traditions.
And if I was a native of that country, I wouldn't appreciate someone coming and barking and then bringing out all the other non-whites in the country because you're probably trying to stay away from them a little bit as is just to kind of maintain your quality of life.
And then you have this like black streamer coming around doing backflips and barking and doing God knows what.
So I can understand that aspect of it for sure.
elijah schaffer
So who's Devin?
And Devin's, is Devin a okay.
Devin is a moderator.
Is that what that says?
Someone said that Devin's a moderator and he's promoting his own channel.
Who's Devin?
And why Devin don't do that?
I don't know.
michael mendoza
Yeah, if I was in the chat right now, I would have shot that down really quickly.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Devin is don't don't promote your, if you're a moderator, please don't promote your channel.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna ask you to not, I'm gonna moderate you in doing that.
No, and you said I might not jet like, it's like, I haven't gotten a chance to rest.
Like, I need like, I need to just like take a couple days.
I haven't had rest in over a month.
You know what I mean?
Like, even though I've been on this, I haven't been, I haven't had a good like rest, you know?
And then my son does this new thing.
Anyone who have kids, he, he's so he gets up now.
This is the first time without a crib.
So now he's in a big boy bed and he gets up at like one in the morning every night.
And then we have to like take him back to his bed and he comes to come to sleep with us.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I can't sleep naked anymore.
Yeah, exactly.
michael mendoza
Well, you could, but you know, I mean, well, well, also too, with your son, he just like picks up and grabs everything.
So yeah, probably not the best idea to probably be a very disturbing, you know, experience as a young child for him.
elijah schaffer
So someone said I'd been gone for nearly a month till Wednesday.
No, I had a Monday show and I only had two weeks off from there.
And I still put out a show the Friday before.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I put out a show Friday, Monday, and Wednesday.
Yeah, I don't, I was only off for like five shows.
michael mendoza
I think you've only met.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, you only missed five.
And last month.
Yeah, it sounds about right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
You just didn't see them.
Sleeping naked is not gay when you're next to a woman.
michael mendoza
Yeah, true.
elijah schaffer
It's great.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's fantastic.
However, I will tell you that.
Yeah, wait, look.
Yeah, we had one 22 days ago.
Oh, because you know why you don't subscribe to censored.
So the other shows just all censored.
We were gone for 18 days.
So about two and a half weeks.
That's true.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Moving on to another topic here.
I wanted to go.
Let me see if I can go to my posts here.
But the eyeshow speed stuff just makes me feel like what, whatever.
unidentified
Um, can we go to this?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Should we talk about the Jews a little bit more?
Maybe not.
michael mendoza
I'm kind of well, I mean, I mean, you know me.
I'm a little tired of the Jews.
Yeah, me too.
elijah schaffer
Me too.
I'm tired right now.
Okay, what about this?
Let's talk about this.
michael mendoza
Blacks never get old.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, blacks never gold to meet you.
unidentified
So this is why you see that.
I'm that is that is that is crazy.
You know what I mean?
elijah schaffer
That is like, wow.
Okay.
I'm not saying anything personally.
I just, that is crazy.
But it's like, but but yeah, this uh apparently they're teaching white women how to like twerk.
I feel like I feel like this is a sexual thing.
michael mendoza
I think well, I don't have you ever seen how they dance in dance in Jamaica.
It's called daggering.
Have you ever heard of it before?
elijah schaffer
Look it up.
michael mendoza
Go on YouTube and look it up.
Like, like, just search Jamaica daggering, but it's like twerking.
I mean, like, I can't even say on steroids.
Like, it's like, like, you know, how do most superheroes get a superpowers?
Like, they fall into like a like a pit of like nuclear waste or something.
Um, but yeah, like they'll seriously jump up on a girl and then just start humping her.
It's crazy.
Like, and sometimes they'll get on like a, yeah.
Go, whoa, okay.
elijah schaffer
Go up, go up, go up.
michael mendoza
Well, pass the other one that you just, but yeah, like those types where they're in like these like dark places.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me bring this up.
michael mendoza
All right, let's go.
Yeah, be very careful about the Twitter feed.
elijah schaffer
Well, we're on Rumble now.
I just don't want to show porn to anyone, but sometimes the Twitter stuff just is that a child or a midget in the back of the boat.
This is how they dance.
michael mendoza
By the way, I mean, there are some where like they'll climb up on a ladder.
It's like WWE.
Like they'll climb on a ladder and then jump off.
And then like their crotch will just land right on the girl's ass.
Yeah, like stuff like that.
Hold on.
elijah schaffer
Find something like better.
It's like.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's crazy.
I mean, there's so many.
I mean, there's probably like compilations on YouTube or something, but yeah, I gotta meet.
elijah schaffer
I'm I gotta keep it off the screen while I'm looking at daggering.
Let's go under media.
Jamaica daggering.
Okay.
unidentified
Yep.
elijah schaffer
So that was.
I'll just kind of take that off.
unidentified
Let's see.
elijah schaffer
Daggering.
We don't have to do.
Maybe we don't have to do.
michael mendoza
I remember just search on like YouTube.
Like.
unidentified
I don't know.
michael mendoza
That one might be good, actually.
elijah schaffer
Okay, here we go.
unidentified
Watch out, watch out!
michael mendoza
You know what?
elijah schaffer
It's just simulating seven.
unidentified
Keep watching.
I think I saw this one recently.
michael mendoza
I think there's a one where he's like, he's like helping this girl and then he takes out a bike.
unidentified
It's supposed to be the one.
michael mendoza
I think this is it.
unidentified
We'll take a helmet.
michael mendoza
Let's see first.
unidentified
We have two new euphemisms tonight.
michael mendoza
Streamer and Daggerer, I guess.
unidentified
Where am I?
elijah schaffer
Where is this?
I'll take it off.
Okay.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So I learned this is new.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I didn't know about that.
michael mendoza
See, you think you're deep in black culture.
I mean, I have.
unidentified
Yeah, but this is not like this is like, this is like Caribbean, Caribbean, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, like this is like maybe living here now.
Like this is, this is new.
michael mendoza
Which, by the way, I mean, there's a ton of Caribbeans in Florida or Caribbeans on the island.
elijah schaffer
Oh, here's them doing it during a hurricane.
It's very animalistic.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's sort of like watching.
Oh, I've seen this one.
Okay.
We've showed this on the show.
unidentified
Yeah.
Like this, right?
Everyone has their phone out, that's living in the moment.
elijah schaffer
Daggering with the red braces.
You know, I no wonder why they always end up shooting each other at these events because it's like there's so much energy.
If you've ever been to an all-white party, usually the energy we were on ecstasy, right?
So like, oh, you know, it's like, love, like, we, like, out of our movements, come like, peace, love, unity, and respect, you know, and those are like, dagger me, bitch.
And then if you're not, their dancing is named after a weapon.
unidentified
Right.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Well, not just that, but like, it's, it's a very sexual dance, but it's called daggering.
Like, it's like, yeah.
So I haven't been to very many all-white parties, maybe back in like my college days, but people just drank.
People just drank and then they waited for the part in Sweet Caroline where they go dumb, dumb, dumb, bum, bum, bum, whatever.
But I've been to a lot of all black parties.
Actually, I went for my friend's bachelor party weekend in Houston.
He's black and he was hanging out with all of his black friends.
And probably every club I went to was like 99% black, if not 99.9%.
And that was the one white person in the room of like 200 people.
So I've seen the stuff firsthand.
I have some war stories.
elijah schaffer
Someone said that that was definitely a midget kick that motherfucker.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
elijah schaffer
When we get the studio set up so that when the guests on, we got to make sure it's set up properly so like everyone can see like the chat.
You know like Fresh and Fit Alice nice.
Like the chat's like big.
It's got to be like a big screen.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Dude, what do you think about this setup?
Like not with this kind of screen, but if I had a desk and we did a full like you couch for guests, like that's not a bad idea.
michael mendoza
No, that could be good.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, I mean me in the middle here and then it's like, it's not a bad idea.
michael mendoza
I mean, we've been talking about this a lot, but like I want to have just like I want to have multiple sets because I mean we do a lot of different kinds of things.
So I think it'd be cool to have something that we'd have a lot of guests at once.
elijah schaffer
That would be sick.
You could do the whole like you could this is with those stands you could do so many people.
michael mendoza
And then if Fresh and Fit has taught us anything, it's that you can never have too many mics and too many cameras.
They literally have like, is it a dozen mics?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I have like five of these shores, but I'm going to probably buy four.
unidentified
It's good.
michael mendoza
It's crazy.
Like they seriously have like a dozen mics.
And there's like, I mean, as far as I can tell, they never have any sound or I moved to the Jewish part of Florida.
elijah schaffer
I'll just leave that that.
I moved to the Jewish part, not the black part.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Because, like, I can't live, like, I can't live around black hoes.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Like, sometimes we'll say, yo, Elijah, why do you like to live around them?
elijah schaffer
Black hoes.
Here's the truth.
I explored the areas with the black hoes.
And I don't need that aggression.
michael mendoza
No.
elijah schaffer
I don't need that.
michael mendoza
No.
elijah schaffer
I don't need pussy that bites back.
michael mendoza
Right, exactly.
elijah schaffer
You know what I mean?
michael mendoza
You want a little grip, but not bite.
I need a little grippy.
elijah schaffer
Grippy.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But not, I don't want to see women.
Like, it's not, it's, look, you want to see, you want to be around good-looking people and people that are doing well.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But you don't, but I feel like Miami's full of like con artists.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Did you see that?
elijah schaffer
Did you see that one video that was so funny was from America's favorite gay black conservative?
michael mendoza
Is this Xavier DeRousseau again?
elijah schaffer
No, the other one.
michael mendoza
Oh, Rob Smith.
unidentified
Did you see that video where he was like, where he's like.
michael mendoza
If you said the other one, I'd be like, wait, how many gay black conservatives are there?
elijah schaffer
No, it was so good.
It was like, it was like, you know, it went really viral.
And I was cracking up because I'm a big fan of Rob Smith.
Everyone knows on the show.
We're big fans.
I really like the guy.
I think he makes the best content.
When I think of the kind of political advice I want, it's from black people.
It's from gays.
It's from gay black people.
michael mendoza
Best of both worlds.
Honestly.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
With experience and turning point.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Right.
elijah schaffer
It's just really good shit.
So I was, I'm saying this out of a place of endearment.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
He was like, he was warning us and it was really fitting because he's the most legitimate and like guy out there.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
And so he was like, I just want to warn you guys, you know, don't move to Miami if you want to, if, if you, if, if you're afraid of grifters and con artists, because out in Miami here, everyone's fake and they say they're one way, but they're really another.
And there's all these con artists who are just pretending to be a certain way to make money and to like do these things.
And it's not, it's not real.
And now he's in Miami.
And I was really happy because I think if Rob Smith wasn't in Miami, then everyone in Miami would be a potential con artist and grifter.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
But because he's there, at least we know we got one good one.
michael mendoza
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
Well, and by the way, every major city is like that, except for Miami is just completely overrun by like young people who are trying to be streamers or trying to be OnlyFans Miles or whatever now.
But yeah, I mean, Miami's got really bad.
Before I moved down to Florida, I was I was considering like a few different places.
And I always thought I wanted to move to Miami until I came here more and more.
Not here, not like we're in Miami, but we're close to Miami.
But I mean, every time that I would go there, it's just extremely humid, way too muggy.
And then, yeah, I mean, literally every girl has like a BBL.
Every guy has like, what's the, what's the little like wand thing that you put your phone on?
A gimbal.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Oh, no, that will, well, that too.
I mean, if you go in certain parts of Miami, but yeah, I'm not a big fan of Miami anymore.
But unironically, we do still have really good people in Miami, like Zerka, Sneeko, Fresh and Finn.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and we'll do some collabbing.
I already, I hit up Sneeko because while we disagree on the Islam question and stuff like that, I don't really find Sneeko to be like an Islamist.
My opinion on his Islam is it's, it's a bit like, I guess, I guess I could say, I don't want to be any rude to anyone.
And I'm not being rude to him because I like, I like Sneeko.
I like him a lot as a friend.
I think he's a really nice guy and really talented and everything.
But I think he was a lost guy and he was looking for some community.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I, and he was, he was going around and he kept like, you could tell he was like, like he would like work with someone and then like kind of adapt their way of doing things.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think that, you know, as a brown guy and as like, you know, you're looking for something.
And I think that, you know, what I always say, a criticism of the Christian communities is that, you know, the Muslims get your back.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think that in a world like that, I think it was really good for him.
Like what he found a community.
Now, I don't mean it was good for him as I don't think Islam is good.
And I'm not happy that he became a Muslim.
I don't, I don't like that.
What I am saying is that I think, like, I don't think that it's like the same thing that he's like going to go around and somehow try to convert me to Islam or something like that.
He's very respectful.
unidentified
Right.
elijah schaffer
We hang out and stuff like that.
And we can relate on other things.
And I can always relate to people who think differently.
However, there are like militant Islamists and I'm not down with that.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And he does kind of associate with some more militant type people.
Obviously, he's not that himself.
But one thing I've said too is that, you know, I kind of lived, you know, 20, like, or like my 20s, how most guys do, I think, in modernity and like our age.
Like, you know, you are with a lot of girls, you do drugs, you go out to parties, you get drunk, whatever.
And I think that when people go from living that lifestyle to, you know, finding out that they've been lied to, they've been psyoped, that, you know, God has been taken from them, that they really want some structure in their life.
And then, you know, there's also the community aspect of it too, because when I was first re-exploring Christianity, because I grew up Christian, and then I was an atheist probably for the, for the better half of my 20s.
But, you know, the first option that I was exploring actually was orthodoxy.
Now, I never got too deep into it, but, you know, orthodoxy and Catholicism, I never became either of those things.
I kind of just consider myself non-denominational right now.
But like was because it was like radically going from this life of having no structure, no hierarchy, no order to radically changing that, like really having a set structure of, you know, people in the church and everything.
So I think that was kind of what he was going for too.
And then, yeah, like again, I think he could have, he could have got that in Christianity.
I think he could have definitely got that sense of community.
I think what really influenced it, though, was Andrew Tate, obviously.
Andrew Tate being Muslim.
But I mean, Tristan Tate himself is Christian.
So I think that probably influenced Nickel more.
Also, two people, even if they're like just a quarter black, black people really have an affinity for Islam.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I think so too.
michael mendoza
Because of people like Malcolm X, because like, I think they see it as like a more militant religion, which it is.
And then they see Christianity as being more passive, which I guess kind of is true.
I mean, like, and, you know, I don't want to, I'm not the most well-informed person on this topic, but that is kind of true.
But I think, and like, I think people see all the bad stuff as going on in the world and they want to fight back in the here and now.
But Christians believe that, you know, this is not our war to win in this life.
You know, that like we believe that God will win.
They kind of believe that they have to take it by jihad, I guess.
You know, I'm probably just like, you know, radically minimizing it or I'm just like kind of reducing it to the simplest terms possible.
But I think that's probably what kind of informed his decision to convert.
But when he was on your show, I mean, you gave him a whole sermon.
So, I mean, if we couldn't, if we couldn't change his mind then, then, you know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I'm happy to connect with them.
Those guys, I'm happy to connect with him in Sunny and, you know, and, you know, and they're all really rich too.
But, but I also, so what I think is interesting is like, I really don't sit around and just, I guess it's coming more from the news angle and this show not being like my main, my main source of income, really, like just being a part of like my income.
And the fact is, it's like, what?
I make $9 a tier, $12 on OnlyFans.
I have three subscribers.
No, no, but uh, but meaning like, like, I think that a lot of these people, it's probably just being moving around.
And then, obviously, you know, had all that bullshit happen the last couple of years as well, which just kind of like threw me off, made me not want to work with anyone.
Now, I'm like, that's why I'm like, I'm like back with like working with Mike and stuff.
And we're going to kind of like grow from here and move in that direction.
Yeah.
Because I just didn't trust anyone for a while.
But I think Mike knows more than anyone.
You can get burned really quickly.
And I think that I think that that's where the nature is of not being a victim.
Is like there are people that are still stuck in COVID.
There are people that are still stuck in all these things.
Like there are people just like, you know, like you see that they'll sue you 10 years later.
They don't, they don't move on.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
Right.
They don't move on.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
And the reason why people have been asked me, like, why don't I sue people a lot?
Or because I don't want to drag things on.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I don't really care about money enough.
It's like, well, you could sue that person for defamation.
And what?
Spend the next four and a half years in discovery and in lawsuits and counterclaims.
unidentified
You know what?
elijah schaffer
Fucking, I don't want their million dollars.
Like, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to spend my time in court because somebody's lied about me.
Like, yeah, I guess if like something really terrible happened, like, I don't know, my wife like divorced me and took my kids or something.
And then like, I had nothing.
And it was like, all right, fuck, I got to go prove to my wife or something.
But the people that I care about don't care.
unidentified
Right.
So it's not like, oh, the public, somebody said mean things about you.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Fuck you, you bitch.
You know what I mean?
unidentified
Fuck you.
elijah schaffer
I'm not, I'm not a woman or a fag, so I don't care.
Women and fags care so much what people think about them.
Like, oh my God, they said something really mean.
They said, even if you just criticize a fag, they attack you.
Like, I've always said this: if you criticize an idea of a fag, they will come at you with personal attacks.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, too.
elijah schaffer
Women and gays are minorities come at you with personal attacks because they're very fragile.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So insecurity thing.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Honestly, no, no, who else does too?
unidentified
Jews.
elijah schaffer
They'll tell they take away your bank account.
michael mendoza
Well, not to set, but that's more personal.
elijah schaffer
They take away your finances.
They make sure you get fired.
michael mendoza
But for some reason, they always go to, oh, like you have like a small penis.
Have you noticed that?
elijah schaffer
Blacks do that too.
Jews say talk about the dicks.
michael mendoza
Yeah, I actually don't see blacks doing that.
I always see Jews doing it.
Like it's like, so, um, well, I should actually shouldn't name names, but um, yeah, like I have seen that with certain people on Twitter where someone who is not so fond of uh that group of people will, um, and is pretty prolific for it will say something and then someone else will come out of the woodwork and be like, oh, well, you have a micropenis, blah, blah, whatever.
It's just like, like a very weird fixation on the phallic aspect of people.
I don't really understand why it is, but Jews, you lose.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I don't know why we're going there.
No, yeah, but I, but I mean, like, I mean that, though, with the moving on and growing and stuff.
It's like these guys make a lot of money and I'd love to pick their brains a little bit.
I was talking to them, like, I'm like, like, but I don't, I don't know.
They like create these communities and like you get involved.
I just don't get it.
And they're like real big on crypto and all this stuff.
And they like talking about like, you know, you pump and dump and there's all these coins and things.
And like, you know, you get investments.
And like, I've been offered a lot of these things.
I just Like maybe the last bit of conscience I have is what I'm really afraid about.
And they're not doing this.
What I'm really afraid about is ever taking advantage of my audience or giving anyone false hope.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I mean this genuinely, like the reason why I don't like OnlyFans is because if you want to look at porn, go look at porn.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But paying these women like directly out of your bank account, like not just through ads or something is ridiculous.
michael mendoza
Have you ever seen when like ridiculous when like girls meet up with their main with their top like contributor or like their top subscriber?
And then like sometimes they won't even get a hug.
Like the guy will like fly them out or like they'll meet them somewhere.
They'll get like a like a nice hotel or whatever.
They won't even get a hug sometimes.
But and you know, like I'm not going to encourage people to go watch free porn.
Like it's like, oh, why are you paying for porn?
Go watch free porn.
But yeah, like it is like a whole nother level of being pathetic when you're paying when there's like it's it's pretty like it's it's a kind of like ubiquitous at this point.
You you go online on Twitter like you start something that should be kind of innocuous and the porn comes up all the time.
So yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
It's well, that's what I was going to say.
It's like what I what I'm afraid of is like a lot of these guys know what they're doing.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But I'm just afraid of like, if I create a community and you want to like monetize it, it's like, what value am I really bringing these people?
And could they be spending their money elsewhere and getting more and doing something?
Like, like, I don't, like, that's why I have a really hard time like writing a course or writing a manual or anything like that.
It's like there's nothing I can really give to you outside of the show that you get for free already.
And then all I ask is that you sign up and support it censored since we've been so fucked everywhere else.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then we proved that the show is still good and that we can get views because on everything else I do outside of this show, the views are amazing.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And the show does really well.
Everything.
Gateway Punt does amazing.
VNN does amazing.
Guest appearances.
This show, whatever.
But we do really well on Rumble for our size.
And that's why they say you could be small but mighty, right?
That's what they say.
When she sees it, just say, hey, it's not the size that matters.
It's the, it's the movement.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm just keeping the size does matter.
They do care.
But, but I, I like, yeah, I like what Rock Rockstar says.
I hug all my subscribers from behind.
Thank you.
No, but I just, I just get nervous that like, if I was to create a community, it's like, what am I charging you for?
michael mendoza
Did you see that's really weird?
elijah schaffer
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, just support censoring some free show.
I'd rather give product.
Like, just you get shows, you know what I mean?
You support, you get all the extra content.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
Well, because I think it's maybe because we're more in the vein of like entertainment.
Like it's like, you know, politics and entertainment.
But I was going to ask if you saw Myron, he was doing some like IRL live streaming the other day and people would come up to him and like, I mean, there was a guy seemed like he was like from like Eastern Europe or Russia or something, but he was like thanking him saying like, oh, I was going to kill myself, but then like your course really helped me a lot.
So, you know, big props to him.
elijah schaffer
Like, I mean, they know what they're doing.
michael mendoza
No, yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm not criticizing.
michael mendoza
That's a good example.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
That's what I want to pick their minds.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Because I'm like, how do you create more value as a man in the world?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And I think that like, I think the problem with us too, maybe not for you, but what we're going to have to figure out with this show and this community is like, we're breaking out at Con Inc.
And Con Inc. like grists and uses people.
They use their hosts.
They use their people.
And then like, that's why they'll fire you like with Canis if you start like trying to like really help your people.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
They actually, they actually punish that.
michael mendoza
Right.
elijah schaffer
So it's like, it's a very abusive relationship that you learn where you get punished for trying to like be your own creative person.
Yeah.
So for me, it's like, I think it's, it's trying to figure out how to weaponize that and to grow.
And like to say, like, maybe we just do a couple, you know, maybe do less streams, we do some more street content, some different kinds of content, generalize, go out, start doing live events, different things, like try to diversify the portfolio.
Yeah, but we'll figure that out.
But the next step is just get into a studio since we're only renting this one temporarily.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right, exactly.
Yeah.
And again, you know, if you have to take a dump, I mean, trying to like having to go down the hallway, having to get past all the rabbis, it's just very inconvenient.
elijah schaffer
And they suck your foreskin when you get out.
michael mendoza
It's very inconvenient to say the least.
And, you know, it smells like Kefelta Fish all the time.
And then the elevators stop at every floor.
And by the way, we're on the 120th floor.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And the elevators stop at every floor on Saturdays.
So it's just like, it's not convenient.
But you know, big ups shouts out or shout out to the guy who gave it to us for a good price.
unidentified
So yeah, shout out, shout out, shout out.
elijah schaffer
That being said, we're going to go ahead and wrap up the show for tonight.
We will be back next week.
I'm glad to know I can have people in person now.
This is I have the pieces.
You actually, your shot looks pretty good, even.
michael mendoza
Yeah, like I keep falling out of the shot.
So I'm trying to like lean over on the armor here.
elijah schaffer
Well, because that's a very expensive camera on you.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, yeah, the camera looks great actually.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So that's actually a very expensive camera.
I'm in a webcam.
And like my hair, I have really thin hair and it's thinned out since I've gotten older.
But I'm like trying to like grow it out so I can do this.
michael mendoza
No, it's actually funny.
Me and you have opposite problems because I'm trying to grow my hair out too, but my hair is too thick.
So it's like, every time I go to the barber, the first thing I tell him is I'm like, hey, thin it out because it's just like, it's way too thick.
I got that Mexican hair.
unidentified
So mewing.
Riz God looks maxing.
You got to do the dude.
elijah schaffer
They go like one eyebrow up.
That's like they go.
michael mendoza
Yeah, it's like the blue steel from Zoolander.
You got the good got the good cheekbone genetics.
I don't really, I don't really have that.
I have there it is.
For some reason, Mexicans have like droopy cheeks.
And like I got that from my dad.
Have you ever noticed that with like the more like Mayan Mexican?
elijah schaffer
Let me bring it on the screen.
michael mendoza
I'm more Aztec, I guess.
I'm actually like more Spanish and Aztec, but I'm half Mexican, half white.
But it's just like, like, I get like, like, my dad's cheeks are really droopy.
So I'm trying to avoid that.
But I don't have cheekbones.
You have, you have way better cheekbones than I do.
So I do, I do try and mew like a couple times a day.
elijah schaffer
Don't you, don't you wear makeup?
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah, I do.
Yeah.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Actually, I um, I ran out of my last bit of lip gloss this week, unfortunately.
So I usually like, I usually go to Costco and I just get a big economy size box of it.
elijah schaffer
And I'm just dude, I was gonna, I was gonna gift it to you.
Uh, too, I was gonna give you some chapstick.
Yeah, hey, man, you better put on your makeup.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Um, anyway, there's what it was.
There's the Julander.
Jewelander.
All right.
I think we're going to wrap it up there.
I'll read a couple of these super chats here on locals, elijahschaefer.locals.com.
Notice where I am said.
The background is amazing.
And where is Mike's chapstick?
Oh, that was look at that.
michael mendoza
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Where's Mike's chapstick?
michael mendoza
Wait, how does he know?
Okay, well, yeah, I'll talk to you later in Discord about that.
elijah schaffer
That's notice who I am.
michael mendoza
Yeah, but how does he know about that?
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
michael mendoza
Did you talk to him about that?
elijah schaffer
No, we don't talk.
I don't know.
We don't talk.
I mean, like, we talk.
I mean, I talk to people, but I don't talk.
michael mendoza
Did people connect the dots in the Discord?
That's actually really funny.
elijah schaffer
You protect said, I want to say this about watching SO.
You have encouraged me to start my own podcast and be more vocal about politics.
Thank you for what you do, Elijah.
Doesn't 2 Protects 1 don't you been on the?
Isn't that, don't we know?
Don't I?
Yeah, we know.
Haven't you been on the show?
michael mendoza
So I've seen his show before because I've seen him a lot on Twitter.
I don't know if I've ever seen him on the show before, maybe a long time ago.
Maybe.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, isn't he been?
Wasn't he on?
Yes, he was on the show, I think.
michael mendoza
Was it like a Discord like call-in or local is calling or something?
elijah schaffer
Wait, is that not?
Is this not the same person that is on the show?
michael mendoza
I don't know.
I don't remember, but like, like, I know who he is because I've noticed him before.
elijah schaffer
But I'm pretty sure this is the same person that was on the show.
michael mendoza
I think he emailed me once, too.
And I actually meant to send him my email back.
elijah schaffer
Yes, I know who this is.
I don't, I'm retarded and I can't function and I don't remember things.
Like, I don't remember people's names.
True story today, though.
Shout out to Billy from Guitar Center.
I went and bought that mic stand and some stuff.
Yeah.
unidentified
And he was like, Elijah Schaefer from Slightly Affected.
michael mendoza
Oh, nice.
elijah schaffer
That was actually, and what was the other person too?
michael mendoza
At the cigar place.
elijah schaffer
Oh, did that person?
Yeah.
Wait.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, I was outside and then you came out and you were like, hey, come inside.
Like, these guys knew who I was.
We're like, one of the guys, like, one of the guys knew, and then we hung out with them.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
elijah schaffer
And then I had another person too.
And I was like, you know what everyone always says?
Where have you been, man?
I don't see your videos anymore.
michael mendoza
That's what they always say.
elijah schaffer
I go, dude, we still produce content.
You just don't see them because, and then it's the hard part.
Like, I'm still, or people say, I've been seeing your videos on X.
And it's like, yeah, there's a real show that goes with it.
unidentified
But stab me in my heart and make me clean.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to try to grow my hair out.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But my hair is just like, I was going to try to do a new style, like a front permed fringe.
No, I'm not going to do that.
But I was, I think I'm just going to cut it again because it's like, I just, I just, it's like, I don't want to go with the bangs and stuff.
And it's going to take really slow.
I'm getting old.
unidentified
Yeah.
michael mendoza
Back in 08, I had the like Hollister hairstyle where like my hair was actually, it's pretty long now, but yeah, like this was all just like swooping across and I would wear like a hat over it.
You know what I mean?
So it's crazy I even did that at one point.
elijah schaffer
But did we even have any super chats on the show on this one?
No, I don't think we did.
michael mendoza
By the way, you know, in upcoming shows, I want to make an animated graphic for it because we weren't able to do this in StreamYard.
But once we start using vMix, we can.
But we definitely want to start, you know, encouraging more super chats because I actually want to interact with the audience.
Because that's actually like the funnest part of a lot of different shows.
It's like people being able to read off the audience or whatever.
And it's a good way for us to make money, to be honest, because sometimes sponsors aren't so reliable.
So it's good to always have the people just interject and say funny stuff.
elijah schaffer
So yes, I was like, yes, he's on your show.
Yes, but on your show.
It was uncensored.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
But no, but meaning the two protects one, it's like, I know that's the same person, but it's like, I can't, I think it might have been, it might be drugs or maybe just like, I don't know.
I can't, I can't like, I put, I put my phone down and don't remember where it is.
michael mendoza
Well, I mean, also, too, uh, you have had a pretty illustrious career where you've probably met a lot of people.
Like, I have trouble even remembering people who I met a couple of years.
Well, actually, I'm, I, I'm really good with faces.
I'm not great with names, but uh, you know, someone's like, oh, that's the girl with the big tits.
elijah schaffer
And you're like, oh, yeah.
Like, I like, I know that.
unidentified
We know, we know.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, yeah, like, I know that.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But then I'll still like like, and so then I remember after a few, like, after a few reminders, it's like, oh, yeah.
Or it's like, oh, yeah, like, that's the guy who wears makeup.
And I'm like, Mike.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unless I connect it to something.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I don't remember people's names.
Like, I remember like Chandler Crump.
We met like many times.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
We met many times over many, many years.
And it was like years.
And he'd be like, remember me?
And I'd be like, black kid.
And he'd be like, I'm Chandler.
And it wasn't like I knew him.
Like, we actually would talk and I knew him.
And not talk a lot because, again, I don't stream on Twitch and on Kick.
But I was like, I was like, yeah, you know, I remember we've met at conferences and you're a nice guy.
But at the same time, it was like, I couldn't remember for the life of me.
And sometimes to this day, like it's so crazy because there's like people that we know well.
And like my brain, what is that?
unidentified
Like, I can't process it.
elijah schaffer
I'll be like, oh, yeah, like, we're going to go hang out with Megan tomorrow.
And I'm like, Megan?
Oh, your best friend.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And it's like, I don't remember who a Megan is.
I'm like, do I know why I know a Megan?
Is that like, is that retarded or is that like a, is that just drug abuse?
Like something like cognition issues?
Or is that just like stress maybe?
Like you're not processing fast?
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, definitely for me.
michael mendoza
Definitely for me.
I think that weed definitely killed my memory.
Cause I mean, I like I almost smoked every single day all throughout my 20, or like maybe towards the end of my 20s, like 27, 28.
I definitely backed off a little bit.
But yeah, I definitely think that that kind of just eliminated all my brain cells that were like contributing to my memory.
What happened?
What was that?
I didn't hear anything.
unidentified
Dropped.
Yeah, I don't know.
michael mendoza
But yeah, no, yes.
Same thing happened with me.
I never did anything too hard, but just smoking a lot of weed, I think, kind of killed my memory.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, too many drugs.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Scott Sherrington said $5 and one in Australian pesos.
And that's where it all is.
michael mendoza
All right.
elijah schaffer
We love you guys.
Thank you so much again for watching the show.
I'll get my life together at some point, but it's not this week.
We'll see you next week on Monday night at 10 p.m. Eastern time.
Don't forget to subscribe right there at censored.tv.
I think as well as like, where is this again?
Hold up.
Wait, where is this?
Let me go home real fast.
So what I noticed.
Okay, so that's like.
Wait, that was that.
unidentified
I can make my noise.
I can change my voice.
elijah schaffer
Because what happened was the other days we made videos and it was what was wrong with it.
unidentified
I was talking right there.
michael mendoza
Yeah.
unidentified
So it was like we recorded the whole video.
You know what'd be really funny?
Is that next time I go on like the news, like a live news program that they don't know me?
Yeah.
michael mendoza
And then like Joe Biden is dead.
unidentified
No, and then put this voice on when I call and be like, you know, I'm kind of thinking about Joe Biden and how he died.
And like, no one would know that it's a voice effect.
Yeah.
michael mendoza
No, it's funny.
It's like with the noise canceling headphones, all I hear is the voice.
So it's just, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Can you, is it?
Does it work?
unidentified
Like, what is this voice?
What is this?
elijah schaffer
No.
No.
unidentified
This is gone.
Stop penny.
michael mendoza
Yeah, right.
unidentified
This should be the devil's voice.
Yeah.
What do you mean by use?
michael mendoza
Yeah.
No, really.
unidentified
Yeah.
You should do drugs.
Look at anime porn.
Good morning.
Hey, don't talk.
michael mendoza
Yeah, don't give Brian any any wrong ideas about the anime porn, right?
elijah schaffer
Imagine how schizophrenic this would be.
Be like, you're on the news and you're like, you know, sometimes I ask myself, I'm just like, maybe you should be more than who you are.
And then I looked at Joe Biden and I'm thinking like Joe Biden speaking himself like, don't fall asleep.
unidentified
Stay up.
You can do this.
elijah schaffer
It's like on the news.
I was like, you know, it would transmit to them like that.
michael mendoza
I love how we were talking about Paul Joseph Watson.
That's exactly what he does.
Like we were talking about that today.
Like, he always does a little squeaky voice thing.
It's kind of funny.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Well, that was all.
That's intergalactics.
Yeah, it's intergalactic offensive.
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