July 4, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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According to this report here, Raw's Alert, let me just zoom in here for a second, said that hundreds of fireworks were set off during an early 4th of July live stream with famous Twitch streamer Kai Sinat.
Twitch streamer Kai Sinat with over 11 million followers is live streaming on early 4th of July celebration on Twitch with a few other people, including guest YouTuber Mr. Beast.
As 300,000 people watched the stream, things quickly turned when one of Sykanat's friends had an argument as the room filled with hundreds of fireworks and accidentally set them off, reportedly in their Atlanta, Georgia mansion, causing significant damage to the house.
However, some fans believe this may have been a setup and that it was recorded in a studio, but this remains unknown at the time.
I would like to say, though, it's crazy.
Out of all of that, you know, this would have been a good time to maybe have your smoke alarm batteries in.
It is approximately 10:26 p.m. Eastern time in the United States because it's a holiday tomorrow.
We're really just going to be watching retarded videos and looking at terrible memes and probably going to have to pull this episode off of YouTube because of just the stuff that we're checking out.
Thank you for being patient as I'm moving into a new studio.
Brian, let's start the show.
unidentified
All right, my name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is... Your Life.
We're going to start out this new segment with, there's a lot of like black things.
I've been on black Twitter a lot.
And so people have decided that they, Twitter is this weird thing where if you delete a tweet, for some reason, you can still read it for like a day or two.
And it says this tweet has been deleted.
So we're just going to look at some deleted tweets and we're going to get some feedback of you guys.
This guy named Swaggalicious John.
You tell me whether it was good they deleted it or not.
Yeah, you know, I was reading the other day that actually the woman who was trying to push like feminist like communism and says she had to get a retarded woman to pretend to speak for her.
Helen Keller.
unidentified
What happened in the pool yesterday where the kids were like, take an L adopted?
Do you know what I'm saying, though you know, you know what's scary with the stuff we have to say on this.
So we had these movers over these these uh these, these Dominican guys were over and uh, and great guys, not gonna say anything, but like, when people ask me, i'm like recording in my closet and he's like, so what do you do for work?
And i'm like, don't tell the random black Dominican guys what you do for work, because I don't want them to watch.
Uncles be hugging you with a big ass dick, poking you thigh, talking about stuff, how you doing, motherfucker?
You're making my pussy wet.
unidentified
Oh, oh, y'all.
Oh, that's what these.
Look, I didn't want to say anything, but it looks like every single tweet you've read thus far, the icon has been from someone whose icon has been, their picture of them has been dark-skinned.
That's like those videos too, where they like actually, where it's like a guy and they like show their butt or something and then it's like actually a guy.
Well, this is this is a this is a uh live stream, uh, a shit stream.
So you're gonna get stuff like that.
So that's the problem.
Now, one of the interesting things, I had a post go really viral on Twitter.
And it is interesting because I want to talk about women voting and not from an extremely skewed perspective, but from a more a morally superior perspective.
So I thought it's really interesting, the irrationality of females, the species.
You know, right now, 58% are voting for Biden and 36% are voting for Trump, right?
So almost almost two-thirds of women are voting for Biden.
And I said, women literally do this and wonder why there's been restrictions on them in every culture throughout all of history, right?
Now, there's three instances we're going to look at where women have tried to like snap back at me and ended up making greater fools of themselves.
You know, women see this and instead of just moving along, they have to be disagreeable and they have to disagree with it.
And they have to get angry because they don't understand humor on the internet, like sarcasm and humor.
You're like, this is supposed to be a joke, but it's also true that it's like, like, you know, this is why you shouldn't trust women commentators or in general, like conservative women, political people.
Like, if people wanted to be political as females, they would just not get involved.
They would stay home because women overall have been a massive net negative voting block.
And people, the women always go, well, I'm not.
And you're like, low IQ thinking there.
You don't understand.
Women as a voting block are a net negative.
It didn't mean your voting's a net negative.
I didn't mean all women are a net negative.
I meant as a voting block.
It's just like saying black people generally make bad neighbors.
We probably have great black neighbors, you know, where we live here.
Some really nice families.
But in general, if you move into a black area, most of your neighbors are going to suck ass.
Yeah, like she already, that's just her brain already gotten something unrelated and she's turned it into something.
I'm telling you, I've been showing the SOBs how women on the internet, you can learn how they think because they switch the topic and then they start arguing about something unrelated.
So it's like, well, men are retarded.
And I'm not an OnlyFans feminist shit for brains.
And I don't associate with women who have an IQ of a bird drop.
Damn, this woman, she can't, this is insane.
Imagine this is your wife.
Maybe don't clump all of us together because I relate way more to men than to women.
I was like you're obviously here right, because you didn't want to do the draft.
And then he's like, no, we love Ukraine.
I was like, well, if you love it so much, why aren't you fighting over there?
And I don't think they liked me very much.
Yeah, and I proceeded to tell the guy because, like all Eastern Europeans, his wife was like a 10 and he was like balding and like I got like like a typical Eastern European guy, it's a good thing you're from Ukraine, because the way you look, you wouldn't be able to get a woman like that out in America.
He's like, what do you mean?
I was like, well, because women out here are whores, and they're just.
Most of them are ugly and fat, and so you know there's a lot of those women out here, though they like to go for a certain type of man, and in eastern Europe, you guys have a lot of women that look like this, so thing nice and said his wife was attractive, but I basically said that if he was in America, he would have gotten an ugly bitch.
So that's, it would make sense.
It's not a great conversation.
To have someone you just met right, I believe that's.
Oh what, all right, that rage in casino coming in hop, he sent in 150 super chat, let's go, said happy independence day salute, glad to have you all back.
Get Rajan, we are fully back.
Uh, and uh, there will be.
Uh, I found my hard drive so, so old street videos are being re-uploaded to censored starting uh tomorrow, so on thursday i'm putting up because it's a holiday so we're not going to be streaming.
So we're putting up an old street video.
So you're going to want to sign up to censor.tv.
Make sure that you do that.
Um, it really helps us show out a lot, and Owen Benjamin's on there.
Now we got Gavin Mcginnis, Josh Lacash um Atheism, Unstoppable and we just combined with uh with Anthony Cumia's networks, and so now we have Anthony Cumia.
If you don't know who that is, it's way worth.
He's way more racist than me, by the way.
Uh, way racist.
No, he's.
No, i'm not racist, so he's actually in a good way, though I i'm.
Anthony Cumia is one of my favorite, so he's like the first race.
So Anthony Cumia would be an inspiration to me, like he's older, so he's like.
He's like where I get like a lot of my humor from and stuff.
And then one time Facebook deleted my account because I was in an argument with this gay guy who I knew and he still screenshotted it because he says he's going to like use it to like tarnish my name.
Too bad you can't tarnish my name.
It's like there's nothing to tarnish.
But like I said something really vile that like Facebook deleted it and like froze my page.
Like I told him, I was like, I was like, I basically told him that, you know, it's not my fault that fucking intestines are hanging out of his asshole from getting ass raped every day.
This whole thing.
I basically like accused him of having like intestines, being disemboweled due to his like behavior.
And I think I did use the word faggot in there as well.
And then Facebook had taken it down.
Anyway, it was really rude.
Sometimes I think I'm mean to people and I try not to be, but I am.
Okay, so speaking of that, women just don't understand it.
Also, you want to see something funny?
Remember I told you I didn't realize like, so I edited this and didn't realize that I exported it.
Like I exported my audio incorrectly.
So I have like a high-pitched voice, but I just kept it because I was like, I posted it and I was like, no one seemed to have noticed that my voice was high.
So these, like these masculinity retreats where you come together and, like you like, release your emotions, you know those ones, like you have them for girls and guys.
This is one of those ones.
unidentified
Is it supposed to like build up your masculinity or it's supposed to like let out your feminine energy?
Okay, here's my best advice as men, bottle up all of your emotions and feelings for about four days straight, your stress, and then, for like a few days, like a day before, start snapping at your family and then on the next day either consume a vast amount of alcohol or drugs and drugs, or get involved in some other very risky activity and and let out all of your frustration.
And so I want you to make sure you're writing notes guys at you.
Make sure you you bottle it up for as many days as you can, then start to crack and then completely blow up and regret your life and then do this cycle every single week and what you'll be find yourself is is that if you've been looking to be a man, you'll you're probably like 99 of every men out there.
Now there is some drawbacks.
It depends which mode you're running life on, whether it's easy mode or hard mode, because hard mode is is a little, even too hard for for guys like me.
That's like when you like you drop cocaine in there you know what I mean.
Like it's like you snort some coke, so then it ruins your.
It's gonna be like a three-day hangover, but I would say that that, to me, is what a masculinity retreat is.
Does that sound right chat?
Am I in the like?
I'm obviously joking.
unidentified
Why are so many men in speedos?
If, if the boys all went out.
If the if you and your buddies and this is just for the boys only went on a boys camping trip or like boys trip.
Hey, man, how would you have to walk in Monday morning at your job that you hate and they're going to be like, hey, man, hey, Mark, how was your weekend?
Yeah, she's like, we're not going to let this kind of homophobic vandalism take place in my city.
And I was like, oh, I just know these people.
It's just annoying.
However, so I'm all for boys' trips, but the goal is to joke around about being gay.
This is more gay than being gay.
Like if you wanted a boys' trip, it's like, oh, how did it go?
Oh, we fucked each other in the ass.
It's like, oh, that's gay, because that is actually gay.
This is like, it's like, this is what I mean.
You can be a faggot but not be gay.
Like this is, and I'm all for bonding.
I'm all for the boys, you know, opening up to each other, getting, you know, having some drinks, talking about it.
But if you're in your underwear being caressed by a man crying, you're done.
To me, you're done because it's like, you're not, this is, you're not, it's worse because this isn't, this is bad behavior.
This is no.
unidentified
I'm going to say the main thing is don't, if you are going to do this and for the men who are really crying or whatever, I feel sad for them, whatever, they've got pent up.
If that was a really amazing experience for you to get it all out, so happy.
If you don't film it, don't don't, don't be vulnerable on the internet.
Okay, so this is like one of my favorite kind of tactics is when you get someone to be bigoted because you basically get them to express the truth because you end up calling, like basically exposing their bullshit.
You know, like when someone's like gay, like kind of like when Joelle Davie and Drew Padley was on number, he kept saying, oh, man, you love butt sex, Joel.
And, but somebody recently re-released the footage from the debate competition.
So you see their interview on TV about how they won the debate and then you see their performance.
Remember that time in history?
Not now.
People think DEI is worse now.
DEI is not actually worse now.
There was this moment that if you were just like back in like 2014 to 2017, like if you were just black and at a debate competition, you would just win.
Because they would just want a black person to win.
Like, woke really peaked around right before Trump, when it really got up there, right?
Gay marriage had just passed.
It was like way more severe than it is today.
The world is way less woke.
It's never been less woke since I've been alive as an adult.
It's never been less woke.
That's why Republicans are like, it's so damn woke out there.
No, it's not really.
People, there's like, there's a good portion of people that like are woke, but the majority of people are just like fucking sick of it.
You know what I mean?
And they're all done with it.
Listen to this.
unidentified
Are the first all-black women's team to win the cross-examination debate association's national championship this morning?
We have two of the team members here.
We have Amina Ruffin and Corey Johnson both here to talk about the major victory.
Ladies, way to go.
Congratulations.
You've made so many people proud in this area.
Now we want to pick your brain a little bit as we admire your huge trophy, by the way.
That's ridiculous.
But I'm going to ask you first.
We'll start with you, Amina.
What was the topic first of all?
The topic was restricting presidential war powers authority.
They say the niggas always already queer.
That's exactly the point.
It means that the impact is that it is an impact turn to the affirmative because we are saying that queer bodies are not able to survive.
Then it necessarily means that the body of the nigga is not able to survive.
We got the topic in about July.
And we started doing our research then.
And when the nigga sees these pieces of suffering, he can only envision himself.
He does not see another nigga that he can feel sympathy for or embrace, but rather that that otherness gets obliterated.
Man, I've got disfigured lynching trauma enough.
It's like the trauma of representation that turns into the black child's devouring and identifying the stories and entities of white culture.
But the way that success works is through whiteness allowing, forcing other bodies to tell narrations of whiteness and the violence that whiteness does.
That is something that we will go through in order to prepare for it because we're in several different tournaments.
And so being able to transition.
My Betty Dunn wanted a debate and she that's crazy.
They should look at a career in preaching.
Yeah.
Like it's like one of those like slam poetries where they're like, dog, I saw the dog.
So some reason that they did like that the judges were like woke and they like just like mopped it up and were like that was the best argument ever.
And then there was a and then and then what the black negro and then the negro and then you're like I'm like what I was like and they won.
I remember there was that period of time when when black people could just get away with murder and now they still murder but they don't get away with it as often.
Really?
They should have had points inducted for not clapping their hands.
So this girl, Diana Cower, put up this video of this woman shaving her hair and said, Diana decided to shave her head to make it easier on herself for her journey with long COVID.
Many people struggling with this disease choose to do this if bedbound for extended periods of time, like Diana has been.
Hopefully she can avoid crashes and reduce the amount of energy it takes to wash and maintain her hair every week.
Millions of people are suffering from this disease.
Kyle, Diana's husband.
And somebody said, is there a single long COVID sufferer who isn't a neurotic liberal woman aged 30 to 50?
And it's true because we got to talk about the problem of undiagnosed illnesses, fibromyalgia, chronic fatigue.
Listen, first of all, you usually see these people are extremely unhealthy.
So they eat like processed foods.
They're usually overweight.
They have weird neon colored hair, like putting like chemicals and dyes.
Yeah, but what I'm trying to say, though, is that it's just like these people that are like, it's always women because they're like, I just can't work anymore.
And you know what?
To me, it's an insurance scam because you know the government's forking out some money here.
You know, they're probably getting some medical disability benefits.
And I said, why do all the chronically ill females look the same?
Do the undiagnosed diseases automatically morph your phenotype into an unhygienic lesbian activist asking for a friend series?
True, because they, I was like down this path and all these people with long, covid and and fibromyalgia all like lesbians and i'm like why the is it a lesbian disease?
unidentified
Is that like, gays have aids and lesbians have fibromyalgia too?
That's kind of funny because I feel like lesbians probably don't get a lot of like tlc and like, oh right, i'm having her thyroid removed and Grace said her thyroid levels are off.
Yeah well, it's.
I mean it's.
It wouldn't surprise me if everybody and I mean i'm I think you've got a lot of heavy metals inside your body.
Can you pay me so much, love me, would it be gay because like, she's actually probably pretty, like i'm not joking like that's gonna put a dress on?
Yes, I meant like she's probably.
I can't really tell because she's probably pretty, like she has good facial structure, but like, is it gay?
Is it gay if I had sex with her?
Is it gay because she looks like a, like a boy?
unidentified
Oh, um.
no i don't think it is because you're sleeping with a woman you're just sleeping with a very masculine woman yeah because i'm not i don't know but still i mean either way it's still a woman so yeah well you get to know me i'm setting stone come from something you're not the struggle baby yeah What would?
They was the memo to get like this short and shirt combo.
Like like big Louis Vuitton shoes and like, like you know, like they, like the Arabs, love like that the the, the checkered.
unidentified
Okay, probably the boys don't know this, but any girls in the chat who have ever watched like Love Island or any of those kinds of like trashy shows that's exactly how all the boys on the those like trashy shows dress is in that.
Today I want to get my hair cut nicely, but Kevin's me to grow my hair out and find a new hairstyle.
unidentified
No, hold on, you wanted to find a new hairstyle, but you get your hair cut every single week and you can't try out any new hairstyles if you keep chopping off your hairs.
Right, let them grow a little bit.
So I decided I was gonna get some hats and I was gonna let your hair grow and then and just see what.
Then just see if you can.
Yeah, because you can't do anything when it's short and they keep.
I just got a uh a lifetime membership again, which is I was doing a lifetime in in uh in Texas, so i'm really happy about that.
All right, more and more.
We knew that one.
unidentified
See, the last one did the worst job.
She still looked a bit feminine.
They were all molested, you know, I mean, it's possible.
All these women were molested or had absent fathers yeah, or just like were treated really badly by a boyfriend or something like that, and how they're turning into a lesbian.
You know, a lesbian used to be, Brian's my director now, but slightly offensive when it was at Blaze was, no, there was a lesbian that was really cool and we're still friends to this day.
And she's explained to me about the mask thing.
I asked her and she was like, okay, I was like, explain the mask thing to me.
So, you know how it seems like there's like artificial support for Israel on the internet?
This is a real thing.
Check out this video.
unidentified
Watch this.
Did you know Israel pays people to write pro-Israel comments?
During the 2008 Gaza War, we turned to Jewish communities abroad and recruited several thousand volunteers.
That's Elon Stuhlman, then Deputy Director of Information at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
From an interview with the Israeli Calcalist about a new professional team of comment writers who will flood websites around the world with pro-Israeli messages and who will participate in discussions about Israel on blogs around the world and on websites such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube.
Twitter in particular would receive round-the-clock activity.
In a pattern that would be repeated in the future, the ministry would recruit educated young people who speak foreign languages.
Our people won't say, hello, I'm from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, nor will they necessarily identify themselves as Israelis.
They will speak as citizens and write responses that will appear personal, but will be based on a pre-prepared list of messages compiled by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Yeah, but they online have like, they pay people to just be online and like arguing for Israel.
You know, it seems really, it's almost like, I know it's going to be like shocking to you, but it's making me think, like, do you think maybe that like, do you think maybe Israel's like been up to something?
Do you think the Jews have been like deceived?
Like, that's really deceptive.
You know what I mean?
To like be like changing public opinion with fake people, that would make me think like I wouldn't read too much.
I was laughing because this guy takes videos of black people behaving badly.
And like, I've done this many times too, but he like writes like fake captions for them.
He's like, a multicultural surgeon, fresh from performing delicate brain surgeries, returns to his hotel room for a much needed rest.
But in his exhausted state, he forgets that the door opens in the opposite direction and kicks it in.
His wife witnesses the whole debacle, and a security guard, instead of offering assistance, decides to throat punch the surgeon and tackle him to the ground.
Now I ask you, is that the kind of behavior we expect from a security professional attacking sleep-deprived, disoriented surgeon?
Being totally peaceful and not a threat to anyone?
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
Please, I have to ask you for the 801, I already swear in the favor.
I've got to, I've got to, I've got to deflect all my problems and continually go back into the same bad cycles and then blame my depression on Taco Bell.
unidentified
I just don't know how those things long term are going to like this man paid a hundred with like your mental health.
Yeah, well, because when you're going on long drives and stuff, and there's no toilets.
And if you find a toilet, it's literally just a hole.
So you're basically just doing literally that in a hole in a room and it's really scary and sometimes they would throw babies down the holes really sad actually.
And you would hear the babies crying down in the big poopholes, down in the poop hole, eating the poop down in the poop, eating some poop in the poop hole and eating some soup.
All right um, I was gonna say I can't believe people.
Dude, can I ask you a question, guys?
We, if you you see in the title that i'm just doing a stream, which is literally you know what that means.
It means i'm opening up twitter and just looking at random things, usually with my wife and because i'm I, I usually do real shows.
But do you guys like the streams with Kez and would you if we put them on a separate channel?
If we did one stream or one sort of like show a week where we just looked at stuff and read the comments a little more structured than this shorter, like 30 minutes, and just like looking at like 15 hilarious posts per week and laughing at what people say, would you watch that?
Because I think it would.
I think we could do something like that.
I think I would like to have do something fun like that.
Um, i'm just really low energy tonight.
You know what I mean.
Um yeah, so i'm just like i'm low energy, like my racism is not even witty.
Uh, please tell me you're lying about the definition of a pejita.
I've been calling my co-worker Pajit for the last two weeks.
Yeah no, i'm not lying.
A pejit is a Hindu who eats you poops outside.
All right, so this one I think the caution ones are only sparks.
So this one is, was for baby e.
This is the koi fish.
I got really good fireworks right, this is the koi fish.
Did he mix showers of sparks?
So here's the thing, you never don't know how much because, because everyone knows I grew up really poor okay like, and so unironically, as people know, I used to hang out with uh, my friend Josh and his one of his best friends was Benny Johnson, and so we like, went to church together.
Benny Johnson, the creator, like.
I just think it's cheating things.
It's weird that we don't like, we don't talk, but we grew up together.
Um and uh, we used to go over his house and do fireworks because we didn't have money for fireworks and I like fireworks so much but they never let me lie to them and I used to save the burned fireworks and play fireworks shop at the church, where my, where you would sell them.
I would play with myself because I was I, like I was.
My parents didn't know that I was autistic and I had a hard time making friends always had a really hard time like like getting like along with kids.
unidentified
You know what shop I would play, what when we would.
That's not when I was a kid.
When I was a kid, I would play.
I would, my friends and I, because we grew up in Africa, would collect trash from the Beaches and stuff, and we would set up shop with the trash.
And we actually made money.
We would just like sell it to also called African Interior Decorating.
Yeah, we would just sell it to like foreigners and be like, Look at this thong, a shock in it.
If anyone wants to come to Elijah's fireworks, I wonder if noticer would come to the firework extravaganza, because i'm, I have all these fireworks and there's still way more over there, right?
So some of these are just like fun, fun fireworks for the baby and for kids, but it's like what that's like?
So, and I may, if we need more, I can always get more and then these are just, these are just uh, sparklers or like just fountains, and then I don't know what.
This is little dynamite, oh yeah, so these don't tell uh Mike, but these i'm planning on.
I'm planning on.
So i'm seeing Mike on friday and i'm i'm planning on putting these in my pocket and lighting them and randomly throwing them.
Like, walking behind him and throwing them like what was that?
Like this happen?
I'm planning on, I was planning on just pranking him by, like randomly throwing fireworks behind him.
It's one of those pranks that only I think is funny, is dangerous, just jeopardizes his hearing and also, like I did, that I I, my brother, was pooping and I threw a firework into the toilet and it broke the side of the toilet.
unidentified
He was pooping.
Well, I don't know if he.
How did you get firework into the one of these like, like.
Oh, Noticer said all the tents around them only sell sparklers.
Noticer, send me a DM on Discord and I'll let you know what we're doing because more people, I think we'll probably go to like a lot or a park or something and then we'll post up and just launch them.
Because like some of these ones, like these ones are going to be great.
You know what I mean?
These are going to be great.
I'm so excited.
So I love fireworks.
I was going to say, I love fireworks.
And one of the nice thing about getting older is when you get paid as much as I do, which about $48 per week, you are able to buy fireworks and it's a really fun thing to do.
I'm just, I just love it.
I really, really, really love it.
That being said, all that is good and said and done.
But with all of you guys, says Elijah has a family.
They deserve fireworks.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Someone said, all you super chatters just paid Elijah to buy fireworks.
All of you, there's like three of you.
But yes, you did just pay me to buy fireworks.
So I will post, you know what, also too, like I saw this poster said, hey, everyone, I just want to remind you guys, please don't forget to film your one hour fireworks shows and upload them to Facebook.
If you can film before as well and get the live stream going about two hours before, go ahead and do that too because people love seeing people waiting around for a fireworks show.
Well, I was just going to say that I like to party.
And you get off the screen.
And I really like, but because I don't interact well with people, I don't interact very well with people in terms of like, at parties, I don't really want to be talking to anyone, but I like to cook burgers and have a party.
Does this sound weird to people?
I like being at a party and having a party, but I don't particularly like interacting with anyone.
Like I kind of just like serve people drinks and run around.
I like doing the party.
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You'll get entertaining.
Yes.
And you don't want to like talk to anyone.
Like you don't want people to be like, hey, yeah, so this is what I've been up to this year.
It shoots flaming balls used only under adult supervision.
And the key thing was is, I picked this out directly because I thought you would like to see a pink shower.
Yeah, I thought you would love it.
I thought you'd like the sparks and it has.
Here it is.
The brake size is hard.
It has a fan speed zero.
The duration, the duration is shots on more delicate, real forecast what.
yeah so this one shoots up in the air and it and it creates black children in your womb what yeah it's crazy they're farks being crazy some of them are creating interracial children um we'll find out sooner or later yeah um someone said what if i gave birth to an albino baby i would love that i love having an albino kid what if i gave birth to a black baby and i sway i didn't cheat she's She's for the streets.
If you gave birth to a, do you know?
So, so I watched this video.
This woman was like, wait, wait, wait.
This is this is what I might think of it.
So, this girl's like, you know, they grow women put stuff on the internet that shouldn't be up there.
And it was like, you know, that they put up that trend that goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, my God is a.
You know that one?
And they're like, the people show themselves like being in like BDSM gear.
She was like, she's like, me like partying behind my husband's back, cheating with black men, gets pregnant.
And instead of being a divorced woman, who's pregnant, like turns around 180 degrees towards God and like, you know, has my family.
And this guy stops it.
He goes, all right.
This woman literally puts her family with, there's the black kid.
First of all, there's the black kid.
So now we know what who she was sleeping with.
She cocks her husband.
Man, good for you and your family for sneaking together.
Did you know something though?
Not everything that happens in your family needs to be broadcast on the internet.
Just so you know, you know, there, that's your son as a teenager.
His mom was getting piped by BBC.
And that man, if I was him, I would change my name and move to Mars.
I was like, yeah, like, okay, it's one thing in a family to like, if you had a black baby or someone or something happened and they stayed together, I'm not going to judge anyone's family.
If you are just bodybuilding, if you are doing no other movement, no other sport, no other activity, you're missing the boat and you're missing out on the beautiful things your body can do.
And we don't need to put it up and we don't need to put it up on audio.
We can just leave it up on Rumble and on Censored.
That's totally fine.
I'm looking to see if there was any other Twistifer and all of you guys on Censored.
Don't forget if you want to actually support the show, which there'll be some new stuff uploaded tomorrow on Censored only.
And then a real show will be on Friday night.
I'll be doing a real show Friday night here.
So make sure you stick around for that.
And then the show should really be coming back more to like normal pace as we get into the next coming weeks.
And then I'll get moved to a studio and we'll have a good time and we'll start flying guests out, yada, yada, yada, bang, bang, bang.
It'll be a fun time.
I'm just really exhausted moving and we just did a bunch of furniture today and stuff.
And like, it's just been like, I still think it's just moving is stressful.
Moving around the world has been stressful because it's, it's not just, like, it's like, it's like bank cards and insurance and medical insurance and finding a branch and business records and post office and getting your cell phones.
And it's like, you know what I mean?
Like we've had to start over, like, like everything.
So we didn't bring anything with us.
So it's like, and you're just like, everything you have to get cords and this and that, and you can't find this.
It's like, it's whatever.
I'm not complaining.
It's life.
We all got responsibilities.
But moving around the world twice in two years is expensive and it takes a lot of work.
