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June 14, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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WARNING: Feds To SEIZE Alex Jones Social Media Accounts

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alex jones
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elijah schaffer
01:06:52
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tucker carlson
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eric cochran
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alex jones
The Democrats have officially announced a plan to take over X today.
I've been the beta test for six years for censorship, deplatforming, lawsuits, lawfare.
And now they filed all the plans saying anybody we ever sue, we own all their social media, including their personal social media, which under law is like your right to mail a letter.
They filed today, not just my social media, but all my crew's social media belongs to them.
That's the Democratic Party hiding behind the whole Sandy Hook thing have done.
So this is a direct attack on Elon Musk.
They're trying to use my names.
I've been so demonized as the pretext to say, hey, courts, take over Alex Jones' real Alex Jones.
Don't let him speak out.
Don't let him be heard because, well, we own him.
We own his vocal cords.
We own his mind.
We own everything.
Next, it'll be your business.
It'll be your bank account.
It's the social credit score.
It's the ESGs.
It's the central bank, digital currencies.
It's the social credit score.
That's what's happening right now.
Will you let these people do this to America?
These desperate law firms, Democratic Party operatives all over the world, not just America, they're taking everybody's free speech away.
And now they want to take real Alex Jones away on X so that you don't have a right to hear what I say, see what I say.
This is so sick.
And we've talked to top lawyers.
They said there's no law, but they don't care because they've got Alex Jones, the demonized straw man they've got to set the president to deplatform and censor everybody else.
So follow us on real Alex Jones.
I believe Elon Musk will stand up against this because he realizes it's a direct attack on X and all the users.
This is crazy.
Yeah, and all their lawsuits and all this.
Sure, will they get the Infowars website?
Sure.
But they won't get even InfoWars on X because they'll have to pose as me once they get the corporate Twitter, the corporate X, and say they're me.
That's against the rules.
They can't pose as me.
But when I was getting censored in the last six years and deplatformed, they could pose as me.
They would go out and say anything they wanted about me, and I couldn't respond because I was silenced.
That's the worst part about being censored.
It's not just that you lose your voice like Beagles in the torture laboratories of Fauci, where they remove their larynxes and put them in boxes with worms eat their brains.
It's that they can say whatever they want about you and you can't respond.
These people are real dirtbag cowards.
So again, we just posted the huge Tucker Carlson interview today, the huge Russell Brand interview today, and so much more at Real Alex Jones.
So no matter what they do to me and my account, you will keep Infowars alive.
You will keep our videos alive.
You will keep everything at banned.video alive, which they're imminently about to shut down.
They're trying to shut down.
I told you this was going down.
I've not been hyping this.
They tried to close this two weeks ago, tomorrow, without even a court order.
elijah schaffer
Listen, and we've got a lot to discuss on this matter because they are trying to shut down Alex Jones.
Why is this important?
And the focus of the show, it's very simple.
When the Constitution no longer matters, when your individual rights no longer matter, you have to realize if you don't speak up for this now, it's going to happen to you.
I guarantee it and happened to me.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is a special episode of Slightly Offensive on a Thursday night.
Thank you to everybody who joined.
Make sure you support the show directly by going to censored.tv, becoming a member, promo code offensive, 20% off like Alex Jones.
They've demonetized this show everywhere, taken it offline, censored it.
But luckily, we have a small group of fighters who use alt tech platforms to keep this information out.
Let's start the show.
All right, Reuters reports.
Let's talk about this.
The Sandy Hook families want to seize Alex Jones' social media accounts.
This is from Reuters.com.
Now, this story is exclusively from Reuters, and this is where the fishiness of it comes.
We're not just talking about like fresh salmon with lemon and honey glaze fish.
We're talking about sexy red.
We're talking about Nikki Minaj's pooty tang fishy smell, talking about disgusting.
This is ass.
You love slightly offensive.
You know that we always have a very lighthearted approach to things, but sometimes we need to get serious because it's Pride Month.
Monkeypox is back on the menu.
And so is destroying your fucking life and shredding the Constitution, destroying our enemies.
And we're losing.
We're losing at every chance we can get.
We're going to talk about some funny stuff today.
We're going to look at black people at Pride videos.
That's the second half of the show, but we've got to cover the serious things here because listen, it's not, nothing is by coincidence.
Nothing.
The fact that this was released on Reuters, oh, why does that matter?
Well, Reuters is like the most Jewish publication that could possibly exist.
I'm not joking.
Meaning, this is the center of globalist regime.
Why do you think in the movie Civil War?
Okay.
Why do you think in the movie Civil War, it was about journalists trying to be the good guys covering, you know, the fascists, Trump supporters, and trying to, you know, show how evil we all are.
And guess who they worked for?
Guess who the good guys were in the movie Civil War?
Reuters journalists.
They don't choose Reuters by accident.
I know it seems conspiratorial.
It seems crazy.
And you're like, Elijah, cut it with this shit.
I'm tired of hearing about this.
I'm talking to this, Grandpa.
Well, listen, I don't care if you're tired of it because the truth should never make you tired.
It can make you a little bit sleepy, sometimes a little bit upset, but you should never be tired of hearing the reality.
This is how deep it goes.
It starts by the publication they release it from.
It's always the daily.
The right wing uses the daily beast to shit on and gossip about their friends or to spread hit pieces and also like Salon and Rolling Stone.
But then the left uses the mainstream media, primarily Reuters and AP news, and then it goes from there and trickles down.
So if you're not tracking with me here, this stuff's really important.
So they come out with this headline saying, Sandy Hook families want to seize Alex Jones social media accounts.
unidentified
Really?
elijah schaffer
Do they?
So your kid dies, your kid dies allegedly at the hands of somebody who looks just like David Hogg, identical.
Another person involved in a mass shooting.
You have the killer.
Have you ever seen this?
Have you seen David Hogg and the killer, David Hogg, Sandy Hook?
I bet you I could find this.
I bet you I could find this quickly.
Have you ever seen David Hogg and the Sandy Hook killer in the same room?
Because I know I haven't.
That's pretty crazy, the resemblance.
I'm being completely serious here.
All I'm talking about is how damn insane this is.
That's David Hogg, who definitely may not have been in the school in Parkland during the shooting in Florida.
I confronted David Hogg before.
I've had conversations with David Hogg.
And I can tell you, when you ask him if he was really at the school during the shooting, he gets mad and his handlers kick you out.
But it's bizarre to me that you have the same phenotype, the same physiogamy, and somehow both of these killings.
We can't talk about Parkland.
reminding you in Parkland, just like in Uvalde, the police didn't get involved.
Remember the whole prosecution against the police officer in Parkland where the safety officer didn't intervene?
Why is it that in all these mass shootings, we always find out there's some sort of an FBI informant.
The CIA is involved.
And on a flip side, let's not even go back to Columbine, where it was proven that there was some sort of FBI involvement.
And on the weirder side, don't forget this, Columbine in Colorado, that happened in 1999, which is two years before September 11th attacks.
And the shooters, which are pretty much involved somehow with the FBI, was proven in court.
It's very strange.
You should go look into this with the FBI investigator's son being connected to them.
Very bizarre.
Anyway, they said that they wanted to fly planes into towers in New York.
That's in their manifesto.
That's in their diary.
You can actually see that.
So look, this stuff is deep.
It's not like randomly in 1999, we just started getting school shootings.
There just started being Islamic terrorist attacks.
And somehow we just entered a new age of terror.
This was about getting the Patriot Act into play.
And now, not just the Patriot Act, this is about controlling lies.
This is about testing the limits of the Constitution.
This is deeper than you could ever understand.
And yes, you might say, Elijah, I wanted to laugh at transgenders.
I wanted to laugh at black folk committing crimes.
unidentified
Don't worry.
elijah schaffer
There's dozens of those videos.
But I've always told you that once a week I'll do a show by myself at the very least.
A lot of you don't like it when I do it by myself.
But hey, I've got a lot of things to cover.
I've got a lot of ground to take and I've got a lot of places to rob for the sake of getting my bread.
Anyway, welcome back to Slightly Offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
Just reminding you guys, because yesterday's episode got pulled off of all social media due to the severity of the content, that's only available on censored.tv.
Make sure you get a membership.
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So if you want to see an episode that's too hot for the internet, make sure you watch that.
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All right.
Where were we?
Questioning the Holocaust?
No, that was two episodes ago.
Today, we're talking about something, which even seems worse.
I asked the question, and I think it's fair to ask this.
Why is it more okay now to question the Holocaust than it is to question Sandy Hook?
Like, that's not a weird question to ask, right?
That's not a strange question.
Why is it easier to now question the Holocaust than it is to question Sandy Hook?
Well, I mean, look.
With Auschwitz, they supposedly killed several million people there, and it's a museum, but Sandy Hook, well, they tore it down.
So it is bizarre to me that we've torn down the school.
Anyone who questions it gets fined a billion dollars, $1.4 billion, mocked in the media.
And now they're not just saying that you owe us money, as we talked about last week.
They're not just trying to liquidate all of his assets, but now they're saying you don't get to speak on the internet.
You lose your First Amendment.
Let's get into this.
unidentified
New York, June 13th.
elijah schaffer
Families of the Sandy Hook Massacre victims want to seize Alex Jones' social media accounts in his bankruptcy, saying that the conspiracy theorists frequent posts to fans are a key part of the Infowars business being liquidated to pay Jones' debts.
Jones, who filed for bankruptcy protection 17 months ago, has given up on trying to reach a settlement that would reduce the $1.5 billion that he owes to the relatives of 20 students and six staff members killed in the 2012 mass shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut.
Jones and the Sandy Hook families now agree that Jones' assets should be liquidated in bankruptcy.
Pause.
Okay.
That's not true.
Jones is just under duress, right?
He's actually being held at gunpoint.
They're threatening him.
And he even said it was totally a miscommunication.
But they are going to liquidate his assets probably 100% definitely.
I have been in communication with Alex.
I've been in communication with his staff.
I've been in communication with Owen.
Their spirits are high.
But you can't help but be a bit alarmed when someone's trying to remove all of your assets that you use to generate income.
Because the weird part about this targeting, and it remains quite bizarre, just like chopping off your balls doesn't really make you a woman.
Liquidating his assets, number one, won't even come close to paying off what the Sandy Hook families are owed.
So you know they don't care about this.
But also, if the Sandy Hook families wanted to be paid back $1.4 billion, they could technically garnish Alex's wages based upon the media production that he has going in Austin, Texas, which means fundamentally he would be worth way more money and financially more feasible to the Sandy Hook families if they kept his business in operation.
So liquidating the assets, we know this is about shutting down InfoWars.
Now, I mentioned a few weeks ago, if you were tracking with me, I'm going to see if I can find this.
Can I find this?
I think what it is, is if you remember these, these interesting, oh yeah, let me play this.
Remember that one time that the CIA agent said that the undercover agent that was with the interview from James O'Keefe?
Well, not James O'Keefe, these sound investigations, actually.
He bragged about how this entire lawsuit was actually in regards to setting up Alex Jones.
Do you remember that?
Because I do.
Check this out.
Here's the interview, in case you don't remember this, bragging about them helping set up this witch hunt.
unidentified
Listen.
How?
elijah schaffer
Does the Bureau practice entrapment a lot?
unidentified
We get really close.
elijah schaffer
We call it a nut.
A nudge.
unidentified
A nut.
Sometimes you just got to give a quick little just to see what happens.
elijah schaffer
Sometimes you like the fuse and just wait for it to follow.
unidentified
Nothing that you're a fake social media thing for like really good people man.
Yeah, so we were after him.
You are what?
eric cochran
Gavin O'Glenis is a contracting officer at the CIA.
O'Glenis worked for the FBI in 2021 and 2022 in the San Diego office, moved on to Homeland Security where he conducted asylum interviews at the southern border and now works for the CIA managing multi-million dollar contracts across government agencies and private sector vendors.
unidentified
I work for all right.
elijah schaffer
Well, we've already watched that.
Okay, so you can find that just in case you want to watch it.
You can find it here on Kennecoa the Great, April 10th.
Just type in CIA Alex Jones.
The reason why I brought that up is because this entire investigation is peddled on the fact that the intelligence agencies wanted to cripple Alex Jones' voice.
Why?
Well, I mean, that doesn't take genius understanding.
People are like, well, why would the intelligence agencies want to cut him off at the legs?
Well, obviously, it's not just about him.
This is about a testing ground.
If they can get him, then they can get anyone.
It's like, why go for the leg, shoot for the leg when you can shoot for the head?
They're going after the man, the guy that the dissident right in particular, or the conspiratorial, as the CIA mockingbird, you know, influence would say, but those that question narrative.
And we are in a giant psyop.
Like, okay, the N-word, right?
The N-word is a part of this mockingbird, MK-Ultra CIA media landscape where you have to create a trauma word so that black people are triggered, so that they live in this fake reality of the past.
Have you ever thought about that?
Like the N-word, the reason why black people care about it and why white people get killed for using it is a government interest being inserted into society.
It's a mind control operation.
It causes a low impulse control society, aka the black community to have a visceral response to a word.
You're like, oh, is it because they're retarded?
Maybe, but it's mainly because the government has pressed that.
That's why they use it in rap songs and normalize it.
But then when they have to have a whole media outcry, when a white person uses it intentionally, so it creates the sort of trigger word, right?
You can see this training with psychological experiments with dogs.
It's very, very similar.
But you also have this side where you're also spewing chaos.
You're creating school shootings, terrorist attacks to justify Islamic wars.
You're creating a key traumatic event like September 11th.
You use this analogy of like, oh, 9-11.
And we talk about it as if it's its own like era.
And then you have January 6th, you have 9-11, J6.
And then they kind of like, they're 20 years apart.
And you have this new era of J6 where you had the Patriot Act and internet spying and policing and communications tapping.
Then that's used in J6 to do actual raids and detentions, but they practice those detentions with Guantanamo, with Muslims.
But now it's American Patriots, it's grandmas, and nobody cares.
So there is this linear influence going on from the intelligence communities and they're behind this.
And then they make it seem like the Sandy Hook families want to take Alex Jones, you know, social media, but that's not true at all.
Here's what Alex Jones has to say about this.
I want you to listen.
I want you to listen.
I think, I don't think this is the one we are watching.
Check this out.
Here's what he had to say.
alex jones
Ladies and gentlemen, we have massive breaking 2024 election news.
This is breaking right now.
The Democratic Party has now filed in federal court a lawsuit to take over any conservative person's website they want, including Tucker Carlson, President Trump, Elon Musk.
They have filed in federal court to take over real Alex Jones on X. Total election meddling, total desperation.
Under law, and I've talked to top internet copyright lawyers, someone's private real Alex Jones on X is like my ability to mail a letter or my ability to go to a grocery store, my ability to pay for electricity.
This is a social credit score.
They have filed, we'll show you the headlines, to take my X account when they take over InfoWars and take any future public operation I have stealing my voice.
It's like saying, We want to cut out Alex Jones's vocal cords.
They want the judge to rule.
They're going to cut out my vocal cords.
This shows how insanely desperate they are.
But the Democratic Party, Senator Blumenthal, they run this whole operation.
This is unbelievable.
And just today, I interviewed Tucker Curlson and Russell Brand in two powerful viral videos about freedom.
They're in full panic mode, ladies and gentlemen.
They don't know what to do.
They already tried to de-platform me and silence me six years ago.
We fought back together.
So now they don't know what to do.
And now they have filed in court to take away not just my personal X account, but all of our crew's personal X accounts and saying you don't have free speech.
Elon Musk, this is the bad signal.
You're not stupid.
This isn't about Alex Jones.
This is an attack on Elon Musk and X and President Trump and everybody's free speech.
If they're able to get away with this, they can take everybody's accounts they want and they can completely silence people.
Because in the new world, the new system, okay, you take InfoWars away.
You fire my crew, whatever.
I can still do a show every day.
But they think in this filing, my current X account with millions of followers and any new one they own.
This is a dark day.
This is an information coup over America.
Follow me, real Alex Jones.
I believe Elon Musk will stand up against this.
Regardless what you think about me or Elon Musk or Donald Trump or anybody, we have a right to have our own personal accounts no matter what.
And they don't have a right to steal those from us.
This is a dark day for America.
They're so close to shutting down InfoWars.
They're so close to shutting down Infowars.com forward slash show, banned out video.
They already tried weeks ago to shut us down, but we stood up against it.
They backed off.
There's a big federal hearing tomorrow about all this.
This has been filed in.
This is insane.
This is pure tyranny, taking your voice, taking your vocal cords, like when Fauci cut the Beagles larynxes out and their voice cords out so they couldn't bark when he put them in those hoods with flesh-eating worms eat their brains.
I mean, this is literally them trying to put me in a box with a hood over my head so I can't talk while they lie about me still my head.
Regardless, I'll be on here tomorrow, 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Regardless, we'll be covering this all.
We got banned out video.
I won't be silenced.
Other talk shows are going to have me on, but this shows how naked and crazy and insane these anti-Americans are.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is such a critical point for America.
The deep state is in full panic mode.
And they can shut me down.
They can take my private communication and social media away.
They believe they can silence any of you.
Real Alex Jones, follow that.
They're trying to shut it down right now.
And Elon Musk, we're filing the bat signal for everybody.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So he's saying we're filing the bat signal.
And it's like actually true.
I bring up, you know, back to the story we're talking about with seizing his assets.
The reason why this is insane is because, like he mentioned, it's not just shutting down his website.
Let me explain to you what he's saying.
So the federal government has basically filed this lawsuit.
It's not directly the federal government, but they admitted in that undercover statement they're involved in this.
So I'm just going to give them the blame.
And to all the commentators who don't like to go that far, it's like, well, I want to see the evidence.
Oh, you little shitlibs, you stupid little fucking libertarian shitlibs.
Wake up.
Okay.
Wake up.
There's no time for this nonsense.
We are genuinely in an info war, but we're in a war for our safety.
Look, everyone gets triggered over everything.
We'll even look at the internet is threatening to murder my family right now and dig up my mom's bones.
Again, it's getting very old.
It's like, get new, get new material.
Another death threat, more millions of people mad at me.
Yawn.
The ultimate reason, though, is you see, it's like, I have an opinion on haircuts and they want me to die.
And I want people to realize how serious that is really, though, not to random people on the internet because it's not even real life.
But when the government wants us dead, that's what's happening.
Now, there's this pesky little thing called our Constitution, our Bill of Rights that has gotten in the way.
And so what they're doing is they're figuring out what's called like a redirect or a skirt around, if you want to be more old school, to how can we not obliterate the Constitution, but ignore it and get around it.
You know, how can we like maybe we can't take away the Second Amendment, but we can restrict firearms.
We can restrict the movement of firearms.
We can restrict the purchase of firearms.
We can do everything we can until basically people just get tired and then we go in and then we just get rid of documents.
Guys, nothing is safe anymore.
And he's saying that what they're doing here is they're saying, not just to take away someone's accounts, but now because they, they, now that they owe us $1.4 billion, here's what they do.
You owe me $1.4 billion.
Okay.
And you're never going to be able to pay that off because that's corporatism.
That's, you have to be, you have to, you know, basically cut some corners there to make that kind of money.
And even unrealized gains, you know, would probably out-compete any liquid cash.
If you don't know a lot about money, that's fine.
But even billionaires don't necessarily have a billion dollars of cash.
They may have a billion dollars worth of unrealized gains of accreditation, meaning the value of their property may be realized at billions of dollars.
But here's the point.
Even if you had $2 billion worth of assets like Trump has, and you're charged $1.4 billion, and so then you want to sell them off to clear your name, guess what they're going to do?
They're going to devalue in the court based on tax assessment your income like they did with Trump's Mar-a-Lago, which is worth maybe a billion dollars, definitely $500 million to $700 million.
If you think that's crazy, go look at the property that just sold next to Mar-a-Lago.
Smaller, less land, not as nice, $270 million, I think.
So that's at least double the size and better, better land and better real estate.
But they said it was worth $18 million.
So now you already have $2 billion.
Every time you try to make money to clear your name, they just say, oh, you made $2 billion?
No, just kidding.
Your property is only worth $20 million.
So they get you in a cycle of where you can never pay off this debt.
Then they seize all your assets so you can't even make money.
So not only does the money you have not have any value, but then on the flip side, they liquidate your assets so that you can't generate income.
And then even if you have a platform, let's say like, you know, you have some sort of a voice, they take away those platforms.
Now it's illegal for them to impersonate you, but then they say that everything that you generate income from, because you can generate income on social media, now becomes their asset.
So no matter what you do or try to create, they can take it from you.
And they're not just saying that.
You go, well, why doesn't Alex just not really run something, have it run through a shell company?
No, anyone associated with Alex allegedly is now, they can take this away.
This is why at Censor.tv, we're working hard to make sure that we are, you know, very covered with shell companies, with our servers, with being cancel proof.
And there's a reason why that's the case.
This week, I've had to take two live streams down from most social media because we're going to get in trouble.
The other one was one of the first ones we've ever had to take off of Rumble due to some issues.
Look, we don't generate any money.
I don't even get paid from the advertisers on those episodes that get pulled.
I don't get any money from that.
We're completely independent.
I'm demonetized everywhere.
That's why your membership at censor.tv goes a long way.
It actually supports alternate voices so we can talk about things like this.
It's vital.
It's important.
Shout out to those of you guys that are watching Uncensored, like No Way, Jose, Notice where I Am, Redwater, Cocteau, the Space Force General, and the rest of you guys that are here in the middle of all of this.
I really do appreciate it.
But let's go further into this.
The Sandy Hook families asked the judge to make clear that Jones' real Alex Jones account on X.com, formerly known as Twitter, will be among the assets turned over to the court-appointed trustee in charge of liquidating Jones' assets.
Jones' X account, which amassed 2.3 million followers, is no different than a customer list of any other liquidating business, said the Sandy Hook families argued.
They argue that Jones has used a social media account to push down the value of InfoWars by diverting sales from the site to his father's Dr. Jones Naturals, which sells health supplements and other products.
Jones' attorney Vicki Driver said on Thursday that the Sandy Hook family's request was procedurally improper and that Jones would oppose it at the appropriate time.
The Connecticut plaintiffs have never wanted money from Jones, but to silence him, Driver said.
Jones was banned from the platform for nearly five years, but his account was reinstated in December after a user poll conducted by X.com owner Elon Musk.
The U.S. bankruptcy judge is scheduled to hear the family's demand at a Friday court hearing in Houston.
The judge is expected to convert Alex Jones' bankruptcy case from a Chapter 11 bankruptcy, which offers more control to a bankrupt debtor, to a Chapter 7 liquidation, which would allow a court-appointed trustee to sell Jones' assets.
Jones claimed for years that the Sandy Hook killings were staged with actors as a part of the government plot to seize Americans' guns.
Okay, this is what I don't understand.
This is what I don't understand.
Nobody has been able to explain to me without using lawfare and confusing, you know, judicial language and contract law how it's illegal to question an official narrative on a catastrophic event.
To me, this reeks of anti-holocaust denial laws, sort of setting a precedent that, okay, you know, you cannot and you will not question this event.
But it makes me question it.
What happened at Sandy Hook?
What really went on?
Obviously, there are documentaries out there people know.
Look, I actually have considered doing an interview with an individual on it.
I probably will for censored, but I have to be careful because I'm in transit.
I'm in another country.
I'm in like, I'm in sort of like a rental.
I'm in actually, I'm in Gavin McGinnis's rectum.
It's actually nice in here, to be completely honest.
It's pretty nice.
No, I'm in transit, so I'm still in the middle of nowhere.
I'm trying to get into a home, into an apartment, into life and into transit.
But the U.S. government has, you know, just, you know, been the U.S. government.
I can't go any further than that.
So we'll leave it there.
But I'm not stopping produce.
My team, my people said, dude, don't produce.
Just take care of your family.
Take care of yourself.
Don't do a shows.
Just relax.
Figure it out.
Everyone will understand.
No, we've got work to do.
We've got to keep the pressure on.
We've got to continue the fight.
We got to, the SOBs, the slightly offensive backers, we do not back down because Alex Jones is not backing down and he's patient X.
So we've got to keep something very, very, very, very important there.
And this is what, this is what it is.
This is what it is.
I love Alex and I care.
It says that the Sandy Hook families intended to continue collection actions against Jones' future income and pursue additional payments from Jones' wife, father, employees, and other associates to whom Jones allegedly diverted assets.
See, that's it, the case.
Why can't you question narrative?
If you are associated with Alex, they're trying to come after you too.
So this is some serious stuff and it's a little bit scary.
And I want to talk about this because let me see this.
Where is this?
They're not just coming for us, they're also coming for our freedom.
I want to play this interview for you, which of course is this clip from Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson talking about the reality.
They don't really want your money.
They don't really want your voice.
They want your head.
They want your neck.
And I think people that are like, you know, I hate to bring up the past here, but to the commenters on Censored that were accusing me of clickbait for talking about how they were going to convict Trump and try to put him in jail.
You guys literally accused me.
I got emails from you guys being, oh, you've become clickbait.
And he got convicted the next day.
Maybe, maybe we can start listening to this.
I'm not anti-Semitic.
I'm just being honest about Israel.
I'm not anti-science.
I'm just being honest about vaccines and COVID.
I'm not racist.
I just notice patterns about minorities and I know what's going on with our immigration.
It doesn't make me a hateful person to have eyes and a brain.
And I don't give a shit.
I'm not sexist or misogynistic just because I tell the truth about the female experience in life.
And quite frankly, as we'll talk about, short haircuts on girls objectively look worse than long haircuts 99.9% of the time.
There's rare exceptions.
And of course, for diseases like cancer and stuff, look, just having hair is probably a blessing while going through chemo.
So I don't say that short hair looks bad on all women because it might even be your best haircut if you have no other choice.
But if you had a choice between long, luscious hair and a pixie cut, call me a homo for noticing, but only girls are gaslighting you to tell you that that looks good on you.
And we'll talk about that in a second.
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All right.
I'm going to play this interview where Tucker and Alex Jones agree.
Look, the reality is, is they're going to try to kill Trump.
And I agree with that.
Watch.
tucker carlson
By the way, I think it's a little bit too obvious to, you know, shoot people in a motor case.
alex jones
Hell poisoning.
tucker carlson
You know what I mean?
61 years later.
Yeah.
People, there are a lot of ways.
I mean, you know, you do sort of wonder how Jack Ruby died of galloping cancer like a week before his second trial.
Like, what was that?
alex jones
Now they have weaponized cancer that'll kill you in two weeks.
tucker carlson
But CIA psychiatrist, you know, Jolly West visits him.
And then next thing, you know, oh, I've got terminal cancer.
Oh, I'm dead in a week.
Okay.
So, you know, look, I don't know.
I'm not a physician.
I'm not a master of the dark arts.
But I don't think like shooting people in public is, you know, it's a little bit obvious at this point, but there are lots of ways.
Honestly, if you think this is a spiritual war and you're not saying prayers every day, then you don't really think it's a spiritual war, do you?
Right?
And I obviously.
So I really do think it's a spiritual war.
I really do believe that.
And these are physical manifestations of an age-old conflict.
I mean, literally age-old since the beginning of time, this conflict has been playing out.
And we have the privilege of knowing that.
Like this is kind of the last conclusion I ever thought I would come to in my life growing up in a materialist, rational world in Southern California in the 70s and 80s.
If you told me that by 55, I'd be like sitting talking to Alex Jones about how we're in a spiritual war.
I would have been like, what?
No, I don't think so.
But it's just so obvious.
And so I do think prayer plays a huge, huge role in this, like a pivotal role in it.
And I hope people take that seriously.
But they can't allow him.
I've only reached this conclusion recently because it's not obvious in as a political analysis.
Like there are other ways to get what you want than what they're doing.
But Trump as a symbol is deadly to them.
If Trump is elected again, their whole system, like they fear that their whole system and not just the government, but the spider web of NGOs and publicly traded businesses.
alex jones
It emboldens the people.
I mean, that's it.
He's not out to get the people.
You know, he makes mistakes.
He's pro-human, pro-populist.
Like, he went to Kim Jong-un and said, let's just build hotels and casinos.
What's your problem?
He just, he wants success.
And they don't, they're feudalist, feudal controllers.
They don't want that.
tucker carlson
Well, I just think as a symbol, you're absolutely right.
But as a symbol, if he becomes president, what does it suggest?
It suggests that their whole sort of empire of bullshit is like collapsing.
elijah schaffer
I like how it says their empire of bullshit is collapsing.
What a great articulate way to explain what's going on.
And look, it is, everything is fake and gay.
I bring up how bad it is because I saw this post unrelated about pride.
And I'm not going to comment on it until you watch it.
But I want you to pay attention to what's happening.
And I want you to see if you notice something that I noticed.
Now, let me bring this up here.
The city of Fredericton said downtown Fredericton is looking a little brighter this morning as city crews paint the pride sidewalk in front of City Hall.
unidentified
This is one society.
elijah schaffer
And they have this video playing, right?
unidentified
So, all right, great.
elijah schaffer
You know, I don't know.
They have, yeah, they have this play.
So, one thing that I noticed, which let me see if I can put that down.
One thing I noticed was this.
Look at the paint roller.
There's no paint on it.
Okay.
So that's weird.
So that's dry paint.
And he's in orange overalls.
Maybe that's the thing.
And he's wearing a hard hat.
So why is there a guy in orange overalls?
Is that what painters wear?
Do they wear orange overalls when they paint?
Or do they usually wear white?
I don't know.
I'm not a painter.
I don't claim to be.
I don't claim to be a painter, but I do know of a painter at one point in life who tried to warn us about this.
Apparently, his architectural paintings weren't as good as he thought.
But he's also wearing a hard hat, aka.
I just said this.
There is no paint on the paint roller, fake and gay.
And somebody pointed this meme out here.
So this is the gay part.
If you don't know the scientific breakdown of fake and gay, this is the gayness and that's the fakeness.
So this whole thing is just fake and it's gay.
And it's pretty remarkable because it's like we're all just coming together.
Also, do you notice the psyop?
What is up with pride crosswalks and pride murals in the street?
I think it's a psyop to get people to do donuts and burnouts so that they can artificially make it seem like there's that they're being targeted when really they're just fucking retarded.
Why are you painting the streets?
My question is, why didn't we put George Floyd's face on the streets?
Well, they did.
Remember that back in 2020?
They were writing, they took up the entire avenue in front of by Lafayette Park in front of the White House, and they wrote Black Lives Matter.
Remember the murals and people were destroying the murals, the Black Lives Matter murals?
Remember when the George Floyd mural got hit by lightning?
Pepperid Farm remembers.
Well, that's all I wanted to say.
It is fake and gay.
But you see this sort of move, right?
That doesn't make any sense.
Painting the streets rainbow and then getting mad when they get dirty.
It seems like perhaps maybe this is again a government move.
And who's paying for these?
It's not private interest groups.
It's the governments.
It's municipalities.
And I happen to think there's something a little more nefarious going on in this type of thing.
So you tell me what you think in the comments chat.
I don't know.
However, it gets worse.
Speaking of this with Alex Jones, the reason why, I don't know how realistic this is, but Trump has been making me a little upset because he's been speaking so much and so candidly about how minority groups are doing better under Trump, which is great, right?
Shout out to the blacks in the chat.
Shout out to the Hispanics in chat.
Shout out to the Asian in the chat.
What's up, guys?
You're welcome to watch the show.
And I love our nice multicultural, multi-ethnic audience here.
However, shout out to the white people in the chat too.
Where are you at, Whiteys?
Trump seems to not be focused on white people.
And I don't know what that is.
People are saying, oh, it's because he focuses on minorities because he can't get over, you can't win without the minority vote.
And now minorities like him.
Look, okay, we should be fighting for the welfare of all Americans.
That's a good idea.
But when we can't even define what an American is, when America is, it doesn't even have borders.
It seems like we're going to lose our ethos and our identity.
And so when Trump floats things like this, I wonder how serious he is.
CNBC reports that Trump floats eliminating the U.S. income tax and replacing it with tariffs on imports.
Donald Trump discussed the idea of imposing an all-tariff policy that would ultimately enable the U.S. to get rid of the income tax, sources told CNBC.
He also talked about using tariffs to leverage negotiating power over bad actors, according to another source in the room.
Trump championed tariffs during his first term in the White House.
Donald Trump on Thursday brought up the idea of imposing an all-tariff policy that would ultimately enable the U.S. to get rid of the income tax sources in a private meeting with the Republican presidential candidate told CNBC.
Trump in the meeting with GOP lawmakers at the Capitol Hill Club in Washington also talked about using tariffs to leverage negotiating power over bad actors, according to another source in the room.
The remarks show Trump, who championed tariffs as a foreign policy multi-tool during his first term in office, is considering a drastically more protectionist trade agenda if he defeats President Joe Biden in November.
So Trump is floating these good ideas.
If he got rid of the income tax, I think they would kill him.
But also, if he successfully got rid of the income tax, that would be amazing.
But that also would help the rich people because I think about 52% of Americans don't pay income tax and about 63% of statistics are made up off the top of people's heads.
So I don't even know how many people don't pay income tax in the U.S.
I actually don't know.
But I do imagine it's probably half of Americans don't, particularly those who look like the dark side of the moon.
I bet you they're not paying a lot of taxes at all.
They're probably a net negative burden on the tax society.
Just kidding.
They're not probably, they are.
But I just have to try to understand.
We are in a soft civil war.
We are in a coup.
There is an overtaking of our government.
Maybe the civil war already ended.
I don't even know.
But I know that we're not in any power today.
It is interesting, though.
unidentified
I don't think he would really do it, but maybe he would.
elijah schaffer
It is kind of crazy.
I do want to say this.
Let me go over here to this next thing.
I want to switch topics a little bit.
unidentified
And I want to say this.
elijah schaffer
You know, people are really mad today during the election about what's conservative.
day people were freaking out about this video somebody said how does this help us fight the culture war um I don't know.
I think titties are just titties.
I don't know if they're really helping us fight the culture war.
I did want to remind people who are conservative that straight men are voting for Trump and they're not necessarily conservative.
I do think it's fair, the argument about conservatives versus secular republicanism.
And I happen to side on the conservative side where I think we have to make the right wing conservative again.
And it doesn't mean you have to be intentionally yourself fully conservative, but you should realize and recognize that conservatism, without conservatism, there is no right wing.
And without true values, we will get nowhere.
Now, I'm not a conservative myself.
I'm a 31-year-old geriatric patient with back pain.
No, I don't even have back pain.
This is who I am.
Okay.
And I've been a bit of a degenerate throughout my life.
I've always openly admitted that.
You know what I mean?
I've experienced the pleasures of this world and I've always really enjoyed it.
But as I get older, you know, I've tried to move further and further away from that or like less frequently, right?
Like I used to get drunk like almost every day for years.
And like, that's just, I can't even do that now.
Like, I can't even, I couldn't physically do that.
I don't have the stomach for it.
And I have a kid and stuff.
I can't, I can't be doing that.
Does that not mean those things are not tempting?
Does that not mean that I've been perfect over the last several years?
Of course not.
Does it mean that I've hit my goals when it comes to exercise and all these things?
And I'm as in shape as I want to be or I'm as healthy as I'd like to be or spiritually fit?
No.
We all make mistakes.
Sometimes we're just straight up rebellious.
And I never try to sugarcoat or pretend to be some sort of like shiny example.
But can we also just admit this too?
Hot women are not the problem.
I just think maybe what you're worried about is women coming into grift, right?
Like all the simps in our movement are coming out.
They're like, wow, this girl has nice tits.
Maybe she's got a good opinion.
She doesn't.
Okay.
She doesn't have good opinions, but she's got a nice set of opinions and you can appreciate that.
But I also agree too that, look, just because a woman, you know, is out there, guys, stop simping for these girls.
Just because they say the N-word, just because they are racist, marry them.
But an e-girl is still an e-girl and they're always going to sabotage you from the very beginning to the very end.
Like you literally, there's just, how many of these people do we have in our movement that are trying to be voices?
But let them be pretty.
Let them be, you know, let them be 304s.
Let them do what they're going to do.
But I would advise against working with them.
I would advise being friends with them.
And I would advise you to not get your political opinions from them.
And because in the end, if you're right, instead of refuting you, they'll just talk shit about you.
And that's what I noticed with girls on the internet with me is like whenever somebody doesn't like my opinion, they just like call me like a pedophile or a rapist or call me ugly, which is actually kind of funny, actually.
I want to talk about a controversy then.
We only brought up hot women because this brought up a controversy.
People were arguing whether or not Trump supporters can be hot girls and they can.
But do you know what's the most serious controversy that is on the internet today?
Do you know what's the most insane controversy?
Well, I'll tell you this.
The most insane controversy that is here on the date is this post.
Are you guys ready for it?
Was anybody following me on X, by the way?
Was anybody following me on X and saw this post that I put up that has just gone super viral about haircuts?
And it's at 10.2 million views.
And it's really broken the internet.
Okay, so I saw this picture here of this girl and she got a pixie cut, right?
And a nose ring.
And in typical, slightly offensive fashion, I had just used a bombastic hyperbolic language and said, females who do this should be arrested.
Now, I know people don't watch this show.
I know I'm not actually funny.
I know my humor falls flat every day, right?
My humor is like the chest of a transsexual drag queen, right?
Just flat.
And I know that I'm not even good at telling jokes.
But sometimes I just say things off the top of my head due to weaponized autism.
And for some reason, it gets the whole internet mad.
Okay.
Like everybody gets angry.
Now, this seems harmless enough, but guys, people were threatening to kill my son over this.
I'm not joking.
They're threatening to murder my family.
And people are saying, I raped this person.
I don't even know who this is.
Why is that the case?
Why is it always that you've raped someone or assaulted them or something?
Why is it always the accusation with these people?
And the thing is, is also they're saying that, you know, I think I would be anti-pedophile to be against this.
I'm against women trying to look like 12-year-old boys.
But I have a theory on the pixie haircut, which I've been very clear about forever, about this guaranteed demise or collective destruction that females have, which is where they'll always tell you that you look better with a short haircut because they want you to look uglier.
But the only thing I want to agree about with this is, yes, this girl did look nice with some bangs, but I did bring this up here.
You know, there are ways to have bangs on your hair without actually chopping it off so that you look like a pre-pubescent transsexual.
And she's an attractive woman, by the way.
So yeah, of course she's pretty on the right.
She's just prettier on the left.
People are like, her hair is dead.
Look, dude, she purposely like showed her hairline and then she put bangs.
That's all you're noticing.
Okay.
And it looks like she lost weight on the right picture as well.
So good for her.
But I wrote this.
I said, this post is more controversial than the Israel-Palestine conflict.
Some of you are losing your damn minds.
And I'm here for it.
When we take power, pixie haircuts will be an $1,100 fine for the first violation.
Look at that.
That's crazy.
Holy shit.
That is a unit.
If I was Jewish, I would drop her on Gaza.
Boom!
Six-year-old kids.
I've got to kill another 10,000 children in order to get another.
And it takes killing 10,000 Palestinian kids, blowing their heads off and their limbs apart.
As long as I can get one Hamas tunnel, it was worth it, they said.
Yikes.
Anyway, people are really bad.
I also, I'm good.
No, a few people, they're mad about this live stream.
So, yeah, but people were, it was crazy.
19,000 likes, 10.2 million views.
Absolutely insane.
And so people started then making fun of me, which is fair game.
I think that's so funny.
They, where is this?
Oh, so this is so good.
Check this out.
So this grandma came after me named Woke Southern Boomer Lady.
It was like, come at me, big guy.
What a ridiculous little man you are.
Like, this is like, this is like such a Facebook post, right?
Let's see who this is.
Why is it that women get old and then suddenly get lesbian haircuts?
She's a therapist, too.
So that's not good.
Followed by some communists that I follow.
And I was like, I think I was like, somebody tell your grandma to go back to Facebook.
And then she commented, ah, sexist anagist, such a winning combination.
I'll just stay right here.
Thanks for just the same.
Does belittling other people, women, make you feel more important?
You know what I love about these people?
I actually like her now.
One thing I really like about women is that for decades, they've been fighting for equality and to be treated the same as men.
And if women were honest or knew anything about the way that life is, we men belittle each other all the time when we're trying to be mean to each other, when we're just trying to be nice to each other.
We don't even compliment each other.
Like somebody could have like a brand new jacket on, right?
A brand new jacket.
And it's like clean and that shows that they take care of themselves.
Oh, we'll be like, what are you?
Getting ready for high school, you little fag.
Like that's, that's how men will talk to each other.
You know, we'll rip into it.
I'm trying to be nice because I can't really say what we would say.
We'd actually say much worse.
You know what I mean?
Like we punch each other for fun.
Try punching a woman.
You'll go to jail.
But also when you, when you mention something about appearance, I didn't even say that the girl was ugly.
I just said that women shouldn't be getting pixie haircuts.
They go, oh, when you feel great attacking a woman, yeah, I do because you're equal to me, I thought.
I thought that we have equality, so everyone's fair game.
People are really sensitive about this stuff.
Well, you still shouldn't attack a girl.
Then they shouldn't be working with me.
If I'm not supposed to be attacking women on the internet, then women shouldn't be on the internet.
They shouldn't even be in men's spaces.
But if women are in men's spaces and want to be, you know, want to make the same as men, want to be treated like men, then fair game, baby.
Fair game, grandma.
Also, why do they do that haircut?
That is quite interesting.
No, it's, oh yeah, here's this meme.
I'll cut my hair short.
I'll be more attractive.
Someone sent this in the Discord.
And then I think this was the one down here.
Oh, yeah.
There's this hoe.
So they all really, so they all, what they do is they all just share like hit piece articles about me and just call me a rapist.
And then now they've started, this is, I'm actually, this is actually good.
They share a screenshot from years ago.
I don't know how long this was.
In my body positive era, which by the way, let's talk about this for a second.
They should not be making fun of me for having been overweight because people are beautiful at every size.
Okay.
Don't we know this?
People are beautiful at every size.
There's no such thing as obesity.
It's just loving who you are.
And I've been tracking the internet for a decade or more now.
And so I know what's going on.
And also, we should not be fat shaming people.
If you have a little more fat on your body, but you're happy, who's to tell you that you're fat, right?
And also, we've got to push body positivity.
If somebody's fat and they're happy, then really beauty is in the eye of the beholder or in terms of the size of the people in the eyes of the bolder.
But yeah, so that was that that was a very important thing to say.
I just want to say I condemn fat phobia and I condemn, I condemn fat phobia and I condemn people who are against body positivity because we're all supposed to be body positive.
However, on the flip side, that's what I said.
Making fun of body positive E who cooked and ate too many liberals during the pandemic won't make pixie haircuts look any better.
And I swear on the hairs on my double chiny chin chin.
This is what it looks like when you're drinking every day.
You're in the middle of a pandemic and you're, this is actually me hiding out while I was under investigation from the FBI in a hotel.
Shocker.
I'm in a hotel now, but at least I don't, at least I'm not, you know, drinking every day and fat anymore.
That's good.
I also am like stuck in transit.
So I just got another gym membership so I can go to the gym right now while I'm waiting in the meantime.
By the way, that's like some good stuff right there.
But anytime, that's the key thing is anytime somebody calls you gay or a faggot or makes fun of you for being fat, ask them, what's wrong with that?
You know, when I was on Fresh and Fit, this girl was like, oh, what's wrong with your voice when I was sick?
Are you transitioning?
Guess what I said?
Yes, I am.
I'm transsexual.
And what's wrong with that?
Exactly.
What's wrong with that?
You should be congratulating me.
So, yes, but also it turns out that this, yeah, I was like, don't shame me for being a plus-sized influencer.
I was a plus-sized influencer, but it turns out, of course, this girl is a black girl trying to look Asian.
And of course, she's a whore.
Okay.
So long story short, that's exactly what I thought.
But people are trying to kill my family and dox me over this.
And then they're like, as a public figure, by the way, I can go after people for defamation, but like, I would have to go after like millions of people now at this point.
So much so, what I've realized when people try to defame me or slander me now, what I've realized is that what they're looking for is a fight on the internet so they can make YouTube videos.
So I just ignore people now, particularly women in gays.
If women in gays say anything negative about me, if a white Chad guy was saying something negative that wasn't true, maybe I would sue them.
But I've learned with like women in gays is that just ignore them.
And then they just like, they just like circle jerk each other and like, we got them.
And you didn't because I'm making, I got a raise.
I'm making $49 now a week.
Now I'm in a penthouse right now.
So fuck you, bitch.
But on the flip side, no, I'm actually, I'm actually in Alex Jones colon.
unidentified
So gains for Jibus.
elijah schaffer
Who said that?
That's such good stuff.
So in the end, that's what I say.
Just ignore women in gays.
You don't need to prove yourself.
Like, look at Alex Jones.
Look at Tucker Carlson.
Look at Donald Trump.
People call them rapists and, you know, pedophiles and psyops and controlled opposition and Jewish plants and whatever, pedophiles and tranny lovers and whatever.
And they just keep fighting the good fight and stay focused on the content, on production.
And that's what I'm going to do too.
And then violently masturbate when I get, I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to do that.
So that's just the case.
So we'll leave it there.
Shout out to everybody watching.
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unidentified
It's Bob Sled time.
elijah schaffer
I don't know where...
unidentified
there it is.
I'm calling
elijah schaffer
for violence against.
Who is that?
You know, guys, we're under attack these days.
Now, isn't that crazy?
Dude, this should be an advertisement right here about not being an alcoholic.
Look at that.
Like, look at that.
That's crazy, right?
It's like, that's insane.
That's insane.
Yeah, that's called bloating.
and alcohol abuse and everything.
That is disgusting.
But on the flip side of the joke, make sure you fat shame your friends.
Make sure that you talk shit to your friends as well, because, you know, this is like, that's crazy.
Like, you know what I mean?
That's crazy.
That is insane.
All right, we can move on from there.
Let's get into our next topic.
Let's talk a little bit about some pride stuff.
I want to go into some pride stuff and then some black stuff.
So crazy enough, somebody was asking me, like, why don't you accept pride?
You know, you're a homo.
Why don't you accept pride?
You know why I don't accept pride?
Because I think pride is dangerous.
I think it's very dangerous to think that you know better.
And in this case, that you know better than God.
But you know, I almost changed my mind because this apparently is actually a man.
I would have never guessed.
unidentified
watch can you tell this is a man yeah wow you know It's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Like, these people are just so good at passing.
You would have no idea that that's even a man.
I mean, the balloon boobs, the fake waist.
Who would have thought that that's a male?
Really, they're doing a really damn good job, to be completely honest, because I am getting confused these days.
It's like the longer we get into this pride, the better that they're getting.
Now, I also wanted to say this.
People are like, oh, why don't you support this?
Well, check this out.
This one is really sad.
Here's like actually a pretty girl, right?
Like, okay, I'm married, so I'm not, I'll be, I'll be light on the discussion on this.
But like, this is a body type that I like, okay?
I like slender, nice boobs.
You know, like, this is what I like.
Okay.
Like, some guys like them.
The girl's a little thicker, a little bigger.
I, I mean, you know, this is what I like.
This is what I married, right?
This is what I married.
And so you see this and you're like, oh, this girl's pretty, you know, like, she's got a nice body.
She looks good.
Her boobs are big, but not too big.
Let's see.
She has a transformation.
did it change ah okay so long story short there is a woman trapped in a in a archetype of a man's body And the reason why this sucks and reminds me that it sucks is not only will you never be a man because you literally can't be a man, but also in the middle of this, let me see if I roll fast.
Can I turn down this brightness?
Can we turn this down?
There you go.
All right.
Sorry, it was just getting a little too bright in here for the lighting.
But this is insane because people are transitioning.
And I thought about this.
I'm like, you know what?
You do look like a man.
You do pass a little bit.
You look like a lesbian sort of like man, right?
But I said, still can't drive.
Still can't drive.
You know, someone's like, is this the same person?
What a waste.
Yeah, it's true.
Like, what a waste.
And here's the point, brothers.
So if this, obviously this is not gay.
If you have sex with this, is it gay?
The correct answer is no, but you shouldn't be pursuing that, right?
So it's not gay because that's a woman, but it is a little bit weird, okay?
It is weird.
So I guess if you're having sex with a woman that looks like a man, it's not gay, but it's weird, which is sort of like this weird idea of why people are attracted to femininity.
Like a lot of the reason, so a lot of the reason why I hate feminists and people confuse that with hating women because most women are feminists.
So because I hate most women, they think that I actually hate the female character.
And that's not true at all.
They always say too, like, that's how we know that you're gay.
I'm like, no, you know that I'm gay because I have to come out of the closet on Twitter like every two weeks or something now.
What are we at?
Like six times?
I think we've done it on the show a million times.
No, but you say, oh, we know you're gay because you hate women.
No, I don't hate women.
I don't like feminism.
And here's why.
Because I don't like masculinity on women.
I don't think it looks good.
I don't think it's becoming and it's unattractive, right?
Even if you're physically attractive, like you are sexually hot.
You have a nice body.
We don't have to get into details, but your character, you're like assertive and you're bossy and you're loud and annoying.
Fuck you, bitch.
I don't want to deal with you.
Like that's how I feel, right?
And I think that that's a lack of attraction to masculinity in women.
I don't like that.
Now, that's why all these fucking weirdos are grooming straight guys.
Maybe that's, that's the wrong.
Maybe they're not straight.
Maybe they were molested when they were younger and they're sexually confused, but they're they're masculine.
You have a lot of these like femme boys and ladyboys and stuff that are like, there's a lot of guys addicted to porn that are in these fetishes of these like feminine like cat ear type of guys.
And the reason why that's dangerous is because they're using femininity.
It's sort of like a feminist.
Like I don't like these people either.
They're like using a feminine form to try to confuse guys who were molested when they were younger into being sexually attracted to them.
I know it's kind of like an internet meme, the femme thing, but it's like the same idea, right?
Like a guy's using a feminine trait.
I guess we call them twinks, you know, to try to pull in men to their side.
And women are doing the same thing, but using masculinity, but they're not lesbians.
I don't know.
I just don't think it's becoming, you know, of any of these, of any of these people to sort of intentionally be the opposite gender expression for the sake of causing problems.
It just causes problems in my opinion, you know?
It does.
It's causing many, many problems.
Someone said it's only gay if you're taking it.
What the hell?
All right.
Yeah, what the?
You guys are so weird in the chat.
You guys are the most bizarre people.
Like, are traps gay?
How dare you?
YouTuber all faggots, whatever, whatever this is.
Does she use masculine tampon?
Yeah, I don't know.
But I just feel bad.
So there's that one.
Then here's even funnier.
So you guys know my theory.
Like I never was about the ultra straight pride.
I'm not into that stuff.
I just thought it was stupid.
Like there's no such thing as straight, right?
There's no such thing as straight.
There's just the way God designed us and then sinful choices, right?
Because sexual immorality is also sinful too.
And you can choose to live outside of God's design for your life.
And but you can have, you know, you can have immoral choices sexually.
Everyone calls everything everything.
Let's just say that there are gay people and then there are straight people.
And people switch between the two.
They make different decisions.
But one thing I've noticed is if you are completely confident in your sexuality and you're not really afraid, you're not really insecure, you don't do this.
Okay.
Harry Sisson put this up.
He said, straight white guys between the ages of 18 and 29, like myself, should never vote for Donald Trump.
It makes no sense.
Straight white guys, listen to what he had to say.
unidentified
It's always crazy to me when I see like straight white guys between the ages of 18 and 29 like myself supporting Donald Trump because like, do you guys not realize how bad a Trump victory would be for you?
Does that not click?
Like if you have a woman in your life, a girlfriend, a mother, a sister, Donald Trump is running on taking their reproductive rights away.
Republicans in the Senate just voted against a bill that would protect their access to contraception the other day.
What?
Or maybe you work in a factory and you think that Donald Trump's going to protect your job.
Sorry, no.
Donald Trump outsourced more jobs than Obama.
And right now there's a manufacturing boom because of President Biden.
Don't believe me?
Look it up for yourself.
Or maybe you're just like, yeah, I hate the inflation and the gas prices.
So I like Trump.
Well, I hate to break it to you because contrary to what Donald Trump tells you, Joe Biden is not responsible for the inflation or the high gas prices.
That happened all around the world as a result of the pandemic.
And actually right now, we're drilling more oil than ever before.
And inflation has fallen rapidly.
And many economists are saying that Donald Trump's policies are far more inflationary and could make the situation worse.
elijah schaffer
Shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot.
Dude, just dude, I like, dude, no one believes you.
I like that he's getting pit roasted in the comments, by the way.
Straight white guys between the ages of 18 to 29, like myself, should never vote.
You know, us straighties.
George said, if you're straight, why do you pinch your cheeks before every video?
Oh my gosh.
Alex said, straight?
Joey Manorino said, there's nothing straight about you.
There's no doubt in my mind that you like the BBC, the SWC, and the other cock you can get your lips around.
Just admit you want to have sex with Trump and let it be.
He won't do it, but you fantasize.
Maybe you'll even find desperate, desperate crackhead to rim you.
That is, Joey, that is fucking disgusting.
What the hell, dude?
What the?
What the heck is that, Joey?
That is really graphic.
Even I'm lost for words there.
I'm like, a crackhead to rim you?
Damn, that's intense.
unidentified
He said, how do you do, fellow straight guys?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Drew Hernandez, like, nah, you gay.
And said, yeah, he said, this is bait.
It is bait, but it's just like annoying.
You know, that was my pride.
That was my straight pride moment.
Also, can we talk about this?
So you guys remember Brittany Griner, the WNBA player who was the second most famous player behind Caitlin Clark.
unidentified
Well, well, yeah, this is crazy.
elijah schaffer
Daily Loud showed that Brittany Greiner is having a baby.
So this is Brittany Griner right here.
And Brittany's having a baby with his wife.
Now, we've already covered on the show extensively how Brittany Griner is either male or intersex.
And by intersex, I'm talking about Kleinfelter syndrome.
So we're talking about genetic duplicity or the idea of having your sex chromosomes duplicitous.
So like XXXXY or something like that, meaning you have some sort of a duplication and you are expressing both at the same time.
So this stuff happens.
It's an anomaly.
I've met people with children with Kleinfelters before.
It's about as rare as Down syndrome, maybe a little more rare.
I don't know the genetic variations, but I can tell you that Brittany Griner, in totality, is 100% has a male physiogamy and no breast tissue, no adipose tissue.
Now, the weird thing about this is people are like, okay, well, what if Brittany Griner is intersex?
Well, Brittany Griner married a woman.
And this is what I meant about the reason why.
It's not as simple as just to call things gay and straight and why you just shouldn't even use the word straight is because the real deception here is that no matter what, if you're having, if you're a woman having sex with a woman or a man having sex with a man, what you will notice, which is gay, but I mean, what you notice about this is that in the end, someone always ends up taking on the masculine role and someone takes on the feminine role.
Because in the end, we are attracted to masculinity or femininity.
And this woman right here, the pregnant one, is clearly attracted to men because she married one.
And I just don't believe Brittany Griner is a woman.
I don't even think this is gay.
This is straighter than my marriage.
You know what I mean?
Like, because like Brittany Griner is actually like more of a man than I am.
I mean, serious.
This dude, this dude could beat the shit out of me.
And I'm okay to say that.
unidentified
I get fucked up by Brittany Griner.
elijah schaffer
And Brittany Griner has a better back than me, too.
It's very, and like, like, like, he thought he did something.
I've shown you videos of Brittany Griner with his shirt off, and it's a dude.
It's actually a dude.
Okay.
Dresses like a man too.
Has a man's voice.
And the weirdest part about this, though, is not only are they having a baby, but apparently this isn't even the first time that Brittany had a baby.
Check this out.
On June 4th, 2015, Griner and Johnson revealed that Johnson was pregnant with twins, conceived with Johnson's eggs through in vitro fertilization.
The following day, and after less than a month of marriage, Griner filed for an annulment of the marriage, citing fraud and duress.
The annulment was denied.
Johnson gave birth to twin girls on October 12, 2015, 16 weeks premature.
Griner was ordered to pay child support to Johnson.
It says here, the couple's divorce was finalized in 2016.
Griner became engaged to Sherelle Watson and they married in 2019.
Watson later named her, changed her name to Sherelle Griner.
Griner and her wife, Sherelle, announced a pregnancy.
It seems like being straight with extra steps.
unidentified
So I don't know.
elijah schaffer
It's just weird, right?
All right.
I'm going to read some super chats here.
Super chats from the thing here.
Coctos in $5 said, shout out to all the parasites on Rumble getting a free censored Thursday show tonight.
I hate you all so much.
See you on Monday.
Yeah, well, they get it because the yesterday's show is only on censored.
And so I had to delete it.
And then I had to delete Monday's stream because Chase called for violence.
So I had to put ads on the show today.
And I don't want to put two ads on a censored show.
But it doesn't really matter because no one was going to get any shows this week.
And censored gave me like two weeks off to move.
So I'm technically supposed to be off, but I'm making content because I actually like making content.
It's not a job for me.
It's something that I actually do because I care about.
You'll see all my stuff on VNN.
VNN is still there too.
Is that the only super chat we got?
Really?
Hellame.
All right.
Checking in on the locals community and any super chats here as well.
Yeah, the freaking parasites.
Parasites.
What is this?
Load up.
All right.
Today's just not a super chat day.
I guess it's just not a super chat day.
It's just not.
I will take free questions from the censored, though.
I mean, like, you're not free, but just, you could just, you know, send this in.
Shout out to everybody who's there.
So thank you for working on your vacation.
I'm not on vacation.
I'm not on vacation.
It feels like it.
Kez told me that.
She was like, it feels like vacation, but we're not on vacation.
And I was like, I know.
I know.
It's like, it's like we're on vacation, but we're not.
So it's just really annoying.
It really is.
It's really sad.
It's frustrating.
So frustrating.
Anyway, it doesn't matter.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Brian says before we go, we need to play his warning to Alex Jones.
He said we need to play his warning to Alex Jones back in 2015.
I just don't want to tie you to Sandy Hook there, Brian, publicly on this show because I'm just trying to prevent issues, but whatever.
We'll play it.
All right.
Brian wants this played.
I think it's a risk, but we'll do it anyways.
Here's Brian's warning to Alex Jones in 2015.
This is the director of the show, but we were unrelated legally at this time.
So this is on him and him legally only.
alex jones
In Alabama, you're on the air.
Go ahead.
unidentified
Hey, Alex, really pleasure to be on.
I do want to say that we are, I was a part of one of those groups who did give you a lot of criticism on Sandy Hook because of what we saw, blatantly saw that we just couldn't understand how you couldn't see him either.
alex jones
Is there a vacuum cleaner going in the background?
unidentified
I'm sorry.
That is actually my FM transmitter rebroadcasting your broadcast.
That's awesome.
alex jones
So you got a micro pirate or something?
I don't call a it's a micro or a citizen broadcasting rig, but then the general public doesn't know what that means.
So I say a micro pirate so that they understand the new term micro is what a pirate is.
And then we can elaborate on the fact that it's not interfering with commercial broadcasts and the airways along with the people.
But listen, so you are a First Amendment crusader.
I love the fact that every caller today is engaged in some type of media operation, Brian.
unidentified
Yes, I'm also involved with Independent Media Solidarity, the group that put out the documentary, We Need to Talk About Sandy Hook, which was brought about from another group known as the Max Resistance Roundtable, also over at Max Resistance.
alex jones
Well, absolutely.
Before we could even investigate it, there were videos with tens of millions of views bringing up the anomalies.
There's been a real move to shut those folks down.
What do you think of us being censored?
What's been happening to you?
unidentified
I can tell you lots about Lenny.
This man is something that you've never seen before.
He's got a group of trolls.
And if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and call them out.
These people would be keeping it.
alex jones
Well, listen, hold on, hold on.
I don't want to give these people any attention.
I'm going to have to get with lawyers on this and deal with this.
But I understand that, I mean, if they're trying to shut us down when we're just investigating it and looking at all sides, it must be horrible for folks out there that vehemently think this is staged.
So just specifically, what have you gone through?
unidentified
I can't even put up a video showing that he has put up a copyright strike against me without him copywriting striking that.
They had taken my information and They gave it to one of his trolls in his network and they went and they looked up all my information and put up a whole blog post about me and my daughter is what this troll network has done.
These people are viled.
And Landy, if you're listening, your day is coming, my friend.
It is coming.
alex jones
Wow.
I mean, this sounds like a war is going on.
I think they made a major mistake involving us because we were basically showing both sides and getting criticized by both groups for it.
unidentified
Oh, I totally agree.
They don't know what they bit off.
Go after them, Alex.
Crush them.
alex jones
Well, I mean, I just wanted to leave the First Amendment alone.
But I mean, it does show that how would they claim it's a Fox News copyright violation?
There's no Fox News on there.
It's a news article.
I mean, I mean, how do you do that?
It's just, it's amazing.
unidentified
They have two different email addresses they used.
I noticed you said that for this claim, they used the honor at Gmail.
The other one that they use, I won't say it, but I'll tell you off air if you want to know what that one is off air.
alex jones
Well, I just, I'm not somebody to mess with.
And I understand that they can, you know, use children or whatever and then, you know, say the First Amendment's bad.
But I mean, I got to defend the First Amendment.
And it's just wild to get into this subject.
We got all this stuff happening worldwide, all these moves against the First Amendment going on.
It's pretty hardcore.
So we're going to have our news director in here with our news anchor to talk about this because they're trying to shut us down.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they're trying to shut us down.
And you know what?
Nobody believed him.
Nobody believed him at the time.
It's not a joke.
Nobody thought that he was serious.
And apparently Brian did know that he was serious.
So shout out to Brian.
Mike's gone.
Mike's gone.
He's on traveling or whatever.
So yeah, by the way, if you want to know this, so I'm supposed to be at AFPAC on Saturday.
I know we were going to do a meetup and we were going to completely get together.
Yeah, thank the U.S. government for why I'm not there.
I'm not joking.
Like, and I can't even apologize, but I will.
I'll say sorry to you guys because I am not in anywhere.
I'm not within a day's journey, you know, from the United States conference there in Detroit.
But make sure you go to AFPAC.
We did give away the free tickets, though.
Some of you guys did get free tickets.
That's really good.
I got to go because I'm in a different situation.
And so baby E's got to take a nap.
It's 20 minutes past his nap time.
He's with mummy, mummy Kez, and they're out there hanging out.
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I think I gotta do it myself because I think Brian's uh out there.
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