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June 4, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
02:19:05
Is this the END of INFOWARS? Feds RAID Alex Jones

Alex Jones is in for the fight of his life against Biden’s DOJ — following the completely ridiculous ruling against him in the Sandy Hook defamation case, and less than a week after Trump was found guilty of 34 counts in the Stormy Daniels case. Are these signs that the Biden admin is ramping up the attacks against right-wingers leading up to the 2024 election?Show more Dan Lyman joins us TONIGHT on NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! — ➤ RUMBLE LINK: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ NUTRONICS LABS: Are you feeling drained, experiencing unwanted weight gain, or simply lacking energy?! Introducing Man's Edge from Nutronics Labs, the ultimate solution for low testosterone. With powerful ingredients like fenugreek, NO2 and IGF-1, Man's Edge offers a whopping 46% increase in testosterone levels. Buy one bottle and get any IGF-1 product free with autoship, saving you an amazing 50% off. Visit http://www.tboostnow.com and use promocode SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE today! __ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. —————————— Show less

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elijah schaffer
01:49:08
Appearances
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alex jones
02:14
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anthony fauci
03:19
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joel davis
01:39
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chris hayes
00:10
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chuck todd
00:13
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layne staley [aic]
00:02
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rand paul
00:14
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Speaker Time Text
alex jones
Wind is filling my shales, and I'm on a journey where I'm supposed to go.
I'm on the path of my ancestors, a path beyond the stars, a path to Valhalla.
And you've all chosen your lot with the devil.
And I've chosen that I must take you on.
It'll be this contest that defines us.
It'll be these wars, these fights.
unidentified
Make us who we are.
alex jones
Once we stop fearing the devil and start taking the devil on is the day we start living.
And then you see the horizon.
You realize God's in control.
The enemy's got to be engaged.
Bone's got to be bone.
Sword's got to beat shield.
The axe has got to come down on that skull.
unidentified
And in the end, we'll see heaven.
alex jones
And it's that spirit that's going to prevail.
They cannot chain this spirit, ladies and gentlemen.
And they will never chain it because they know it's better than them.
And that's why they spend all their time trying to chain down people that are strong.
But if you ever get us down, you think you got me chained up?
unidentified
I'll chew my arms off and bite your neck off.
alex jones
You've got the sacred right to prevent yourself and to kill where other people are trying to kill your ass.
unidentified
You understand that?
alex jones
You understand me?
You need to find your spirit and stop giving in to these devil worshipers.
And you need to let them know that you will defeat them one way or another.
unidentified
War!
layne staley [aic]
War!
alex jones
I'm going to get you.
I'm coming for you.
Give me your attacks.
unidentified
Everything.
alex jones
Now you understand the shape of things.
unidentified
Let's go to George Stevens.
alex jones
Now you understand.
Do you understand that?
What do you think I am?
What do you think I do?
You're very foolish.
elijah schaffer
What a great day.
unidentified
We're bringing the energy We're bringing the Alex Jones energy.
We're bringing, we're getting down with credit teams.
alex jones
Speak to me, bitch.
unidentified
Speak to me, you motherfucking bitch.
The world's going to end in 12 years, you fucking.
elijah schaffer
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
It is approximately something time p.m.
My guest canceled on me, so I decided we're going there tonight.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
They're going after Alex Jones, and I will slip my own motherfucking throat.
I will kill myself before they take the blood out of my veins.
Do you feel that?
SOB, slightly offensive backers.
unidentified
Do you feel the energy?
Do you feel it?
Been running Infowars for like 15 years and this might be the end.
elijah schaffer
We got Alex Jones back.
I texted him.
I said, Daddy, I love you.
We're going to be talking about a lot of stuff here because this shit is about to begin.
It is 10.15 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
We had a great show with Joel Davis the other day and so much to cover today on this episode of Nightly Offensive.
Brian, let's start the show.
unidentified
I'm in this on the Jews.
I'm blaming this on the Jews.
They did it.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm just kidding.
That's not what we're talking about today.
Welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
I am your host, Elijah Schaefer, and I'm back into my own personality.
I've been learning as guests cancel, fuck the police.
They ain't done no shit for nobody.
I'm fighting fucking Pajites.
I'm fighting Indians on Twitter.
What are you doing?
The people who put poop on their face and bobble their heads.
I'm fighting them for America because they're ruining Canada and Australia.
On a real topic here, Alex Jones is actually under genuine attack.
I want to jump straight into the story today with, because I don't want this to be clickbait for people that don't have time to listen to my bullshit for two hours.
There's an update here from Health Ranger.
This is a little bit lengthy, but I'll give you the idea.
So the feds essentially are going after Alex and they're doing what they do to Trump, where like, you know, he says, they'll let you grab him by the pussy.
And that is because they will.
And then 20 years later, they'll file rape charges against you and then you didn't rape them.
And there's no proof you did anything to them, but you still have to pay hundreds of millions of dollars.
And as James O'Keefe's videos proved, a CIA contractor said the CIA was behind nudging the Sandy Hook families into filing this federal lawsuit that apparently makes Alex Jones owe billions, billions and billions and billions of dollars, which nobody can pay off.
The United States can't even pay off its debt.
But here's what it says.
InfoWars survives today's emergency hearing.
An emergency court hearing took place today around 11 a.m. Central time in the United States District and Bankruptcy Court of the Southern District of Texas under bankruptcy judge Christopher Lopez.
During the hearing, government attorney demanded that the court cease operations at free speech systems, which would mean putting locks on all the doors, firing all the employees, and ultimately liquidating Infowars broadcast assets off.
Judge Lopez declined, confirming that Infowars may still operate until the largest scheduled hearing on June 14th.
Several people were present at the hearing.
Transcripts are available for ordering the transcript link.
You can click the link here.
Brian can maybe he can get into the doc, I think, so he could drop the link in the chat to read the hearing doc, my director.
Judge Lopez will be making a final decision on the fate of Infowars on June 14th.
Important brothers.
No, I don't watch that guy's streams, but everybody seems to be these days.
Great guy.
I love retarded people.
Judge Lopez has been described by Alex as a fair judge.
Do not under any circumstance attempt to insult or threaten the court of Judge Lopez.
Blah, blah, blah.
Stop.
Don't tell me what to do, bitch.
If Sandy Hook families are to receive any payouts at all from the $1 billion judgment, InfoWars may stay active, viable, and profitable so that profits can be redirected to those families.
If Infowars is shut down and liquidated, all revenue streams will be terminated.
The sell-off of equipment will be a small one-time revenue event, and the Sandy Hook families will get essentially nothing.
The chief restructuring officer in this case named Patrick Magill or Magill was appointed by the court to oversee the financial activities of Infowars.
Alex accuses Magil of terminating $12 million in Infowars advertising revenue.
We have reached out to Mr. Magil for the statement or response, and so far no response has been received.
Anyone out there still claiming that Alex is fabricating all this is flatly uninformed?
This is why I'm reading this, by the way, because people say, oh, you don't get straight to the point.
So we're getting straight to the point here, okay?
This is an update.
This is what happened in the hearing today.
The attempted government shutdown of Infowars is very real.
The threat is imminent, and there is a very high chance that Infowars will be ordered to close on January 14th, which means Infowars may have just two weeks remaining on air broadcasting from their studios.
If Infowars is silenced, this will be entirely the result of the FBI DOJ-led operation to recruit Sandy Hook families into a civil action lawsuit that should have been tossed under First Amendment protections.
The entire purpose of this years-long effort is now obvious to silence Alex Jones.
Make sure that you share this post to stay informed.
Okay, I will.
Okay, so let's take a step back here and realize they're coming for your fucking blood.
unidentified
They're coming for your veins.
Damn it.
elijah schaffer
And I'm not joking.
I don't have to talk like I am from the valley.
I don't have to have a gay voice.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
I could, I could, you've heard me when I'm sick.
You've, you've listened to me when I speak in my low octave.
And I can, damn it, I can get as low as I motherfucking want.
Sorry, I'm a little bit unhinged today.
I smoked meth before the show.
unidentified
So it's, I'm seeing demons.
elijah schaffer
That's also a joke if you're new here.
This is actually quite serious because we're heading into an election and damn it.
I warned you and I warned you and I warned you.
If you've been watching this show, we talk a lot of shit, but I said this.
Look, I built a studio in my house in February of 2022 because Gavin McGinnis warned me.
He said, you're charming, which I like to think is true, but it might be a lie.
And you're funny and you flirt with the things that the gatekeepers don't like.
And they're going to come for you.
He told me that.
They're going to come for your money.
They're going to come for your reputation.
They're going to come for your shows.
And if they have the chance, if you were 14, they would come on your face too.
But I'm too old for these people.
And they have and they continue to do so.
So I bought all my own equipment, hence why I'm independent.
I mean, I do all my own shit.
This is reality.
And I said, it's very, the things I've gone through are cake compared to what I said.
I said, they're coming after Trump.
And you guys told me I was lying.
The comments said when I said Trump might go to jail before he got convicted, everybody told me, oh, this is clickbait.
This is clickbait.
I'm not joking with you.
Get serious with me, please, for the love of God, literally Almighty, Jesus Christ, the one true God, and recognize they are trying to shut us down and destroy us.
We've got a lot to cover tonight, and it is insanity, but we do have a lot to cover.
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All right.
We've got a lot to cover.
So the feds are coming after Alex.
And this is a huge implication for all of us.
Alex, if you didn't watch his stream, I love this man.
I would tongue him.
I would tongue Alex Jones and it wouldn't be gay.
I'm just kidding.
I wouldn't do that.
But I love him.
I love him a lot.
Someone said, are you gay for Alex Jones?
anthony fauci
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Yes, I am.
No, he's actually just a good friend.
And he literally hit me with the thanks.
Like we, like he's an uninterested girl.
I was like, dude, hey, man, I'm with you.
I'll be back.
I hit up Daria too.
I hit up the producer.
I was like, dude, I'm coming back.
I'll see you in Austin in a couple of weeks.
And then he was like, thanks.
That's how he texts, though.
Check this out.
alex jones
I did it God's way.
I've literally fought these people from day one, knowing I was right.
But this is probably our last broadcast.
And we have these demons after us.
They're so pathetic, but it's okay.
So we hope we're back tomorrow.
We don't know when we'll be back, but we're under total attack.
It's okay.
I love you so much.
And I appreciate all the crew and all of you.
So let's just finish up right now.
elijah schaffer
I love their production.
Just fucking cry with me here for a second.
Listen to this.
unidentified
And every highway and more.
Much more than this.
I did it my way.
Regrets.
I've had a few.
But then again, too few to mention.
I did what I had to do.
Saw it through without exemption.
I planned each charged course.
Each careful step along the myway.
And more, much more than this.
I did it my way.
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew, When I've been off more than I could choose.
But to it all, When there was doubt, I ate it all and spit it all, and I stood tall And did it my way.
elijah schaffer
Oh beautiful.
Shout out to Rob Dew and to Daria and the team there at InfoWars, I fucking love you guys.
Just beautiful and so tragic, so fucking tragic.
I'd get taken off the air myself today if I was brutally honest with how I'm feeling about this.
And to the haters of Alex Jones, let me say something to you, oh he's, can you please with the?
He's a paid opposition.
He's a psyop.
He's bought and owned by the Jews.
Alex is Gen X.
Okay, he's a Gen X or a young boomer I don't even know these these days and the thing is is that these people are sensitive about Israel, but he's been a lot more honest recently.
He's gotten a lot.
He's he.
We owe him everything.
I want to tell you something.
I owe my entire political awakening, me a fucking homo from from LA.
I saw this picture of myself when I started this show.
Okay, this is true.
I saw a picture of myself before I met Alex Jones okay, and the issue with it is is I didn't even realize how gay I looked.
This is how I started the show.
You want to see this.
That was me.
That was the first episode of the show.
That was my profile picture.
I had a fucking earring in the inside of my ear.
That is gay.
That is very gay.
My hair was platinum blonde and my eyes were blue and I looked like a retard.
But I gotta thank Alex Jones because I grew up in the gutters of Los Angeles.
I grew up poor.
I grew up on food banks.
I grew up around Mexicans who made me feel weird because I was white.
I grew up to feel bad about myself.
I grew up needing to learn Spanish to work.
I grew up with around homeless people who were shooting up drugs and black people who were masturbating at my girlfriends.
I grew up around thinking I was gonna have to get married to a Latina, which they are hot, but they're too fucking crazy.
Shout out to the Latinas, can't marry them, but they are hot, and uh and uh.
I stumbled across a video of Alex Jones talking about the new world order.
This is back in 2006 2007, and holy hell, I knew what my destiny was, and my destiny was to fight war, war.
Yeah, do you feel it in your veins?
I'm gonna.
I'm not.
I'm not actually doing drugs because I've gotten smarter in life and, as you have kids, don't do a lot of drugs.
And if you're gonna do drugs, it.
Let it just be cocaine in Las Vegas.
No, I'm kidding, no drugs at all.
Um, but I'm shooting up.
I'm grabbing the needle.
Hey Tyrone, give me your fucking needle.
I'm injecting war in my forearm.
The police are gonna get me on 22 counts of bloody fucking battle and I can't say anything else other than that because I'm in Australia and there's no free speech in this state.
But I'm back.
And we are here.
I like Moktu said, Elijah's deaf on something.
You know what I'm on today?
I'm moving furniture today.
I just moved.
I just sold my washing machine.
I'm moving.
So I just, I've been moving furniture since 6 a.m.
That's what I'm on, bitch.
What are you on?
You know why I've been low energy?
Because I have forgotten my ethos.
I have forgotten my destiny.
And I realized I'm whoever I am today.
And today I got to be the best version of myself.
I've got to be strong because everyone says this.
Oh, be godly, be godly, be godly.
And that's true.
You be godly.
And a lot of Christians have what I don't have.
They have holiness.
And without holiness, the Bible says you will not see the Lord.
And so I struggle with my own flesh, right?
With the vices of life.
But you know what?
The armor of God, the helmet of salvation, the breastplate of righteousness, the shield of faith, the belt of truth, the sword, right?
Just the word of God, the shoes of the gospel.
These things, when you go to war, there's a lot of people out there sitting with their armor on and they're scrolling TikTok and they're going out there and they've got a beautiful armor of God on and they're sitting in their homes.
And I like your armor, Christian, who's holier than me.
I like your armor, Christian who thinks they're better than me.
I like your armor, Christian who constantly emails me and tells me I'm a bad example.
But you know what?
I'm in a bloody fucking war and I may not have my breastplate on some days of my righteousness because I may not be living in the way that I should be living.
I may not have, you know, my shoes of the gospel on.
But what does that say to you, Christian, that some of us don't have a breastplate or even shoes on and we've got blood on our swords because we're slaying demons and we're taking scalps.
That's what I'm seeing.
I was talking to a brother in Christ about that.
What is your armor?
It's to fight.
I'm fighting.
I'm fighting.
I am at war every day, not only with myself, but against darkness in the world.
And yeah, you know what doesn't excuse my weakness?
It doesn't excuse it.
But Christian, if you're waiting and you're waiting and you're waiting to be perfect to start slaying demons, I got bad news for you.
I have very bad news.
Sometimes people can wear armor, but all it takes is a young man with stones and a sling directed by the power of God to slay the giants.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't necessarily need Israel's military prowess to kill that many civilians.
Sometimes you go after the king and that all that takes is the power of God.
And do you trust God, soldier?
Do you trust him?
Do you trust him?
I saw Alex crying.
Alex, do you trust the Lord?
Do you trust God?
That even if they sell all your stuff and they take you away from your people and they shut your voice down, that you will not cease.
Because as long as God is for you, then soldier, who can be against you?
This is true stuff.
Some of you think I'm joking and I'm not.
It's just real.
It's reality.
All right.
unidentified
Oh, all right.
elijah schaffer
Where do we go with this?
I have a whole script here.
I have stuff we actually need to talk about.
So Alex isn't going to stop.
Okay.
And I thought this was beautiful.
Chase Geiser, who's been on this show before, he works at InfoWars, during the closing of that last clip said, behind the scenes, during the last moments of the Alex Jones show last night, Rob Dew, who's a legend.
This is Rob Dew.
It's Dew's news.
You should follow him.
Rob Dew said this.
Listen.
unidentified
Fade out.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead and start taking down the grandmaster.
Grandmaster, start slowly fading it down.
Very slow.
Take it down.
Go go go go go go.
Much more than...
Tons of B roll back here.
anthony fauci
Get the handshakes.
alex jones
I'm going to try to get to my murder school.
unidentified
Go to it.
Nice fucking job.
All right.
Should I go back to it again?
Go back to Jones?
alex jones
Go back to Jones.
layne staley [aic]
All right.
unidentified
I did what I have to do.
I could be very good.
rand paul
We've got a director now.
unidentified
We're coming on.
chris hayes
Fuck, yeah, we're not going to stop.
unidentified
Hell no.
All right.
elijah schaffer
And he says, we're not going to stop.
Shout out to the technical teams who make this stuff possible.
That's why I'm opening up a studio in Florida.
All right.
I got to have a better show.
We've got to have a better production.
We've got to give it our best.
Now's the time to not quit.
If you think, I was listening to comments on some of this stuff, and individuals were like, well, it looks like Alex Jones hasn't paid his bills.
unidentified
Excuse me, bitch.
elijah schaffer
You know who I'm talking to.
How dare you?
How dare you?
alex jones
And then no, how dare you?
elijah schaffer
This is Greta Downberg.
How dare you insinuate that Alex Jones owes anyone anything?
The fact that they've tried to silence him, I don't think I'm allowed to say this, but I'm done being told what I'm allowed to say.
I want to know what really happened at Sandy Hook.
That's all I want to know.
Because the fact that they're charging him a billion dollars, they tore down the school and he can't ask any questions.
And I've told you that I'm good friends with the forensics team, the owner of the forensics company that cleaned up this, allegedly cleaned up the scene there.
Brian, get off.
Go off, Brian.
Don't do this.
Go away.
And I'm saying that nicely.
Brian knows.
Brian knows.
Brian knows what happened.
Brian knows.
But he's going to get on my channel pulled right now.
I love you, Brian.
But Brian knows too much.
The FBI should kill him.
Okay.
I know where he lives.
I'm going to send you.
I'm sending the address to my federal agent that's watching this.
No, I'm just kidding.
We protect Brian at all costs.
Brian is not suicidal, is all I'm going to say.
Realistically speaking, yeah, I just, I know that this is a cooperative before the election.
We are in a psyop like we've never seen before.
And the intensity will continue.
I imagine that this show and myself will be under attack in greater extremity.
Somebody's going to try something on me.
I'm guaranteed.
I predicted that before.
Something's going to happen before the election.
Somebody's going to try to take me out again because they've tried a lot of things and it hasn't worked.
And with Alex, they've tried even greater things.
But I've told, I was talking to someone the other day.
He said, what?
I don't understand, though.
Why is it that you've had the FBI after you, federal governments, you Publications trying to cancel you, people coming after you, advertisers, advertising agencies co-opting to block advertisers from your show.
You have friends betray you, people after you, you have smear after smear after smear, personal attacks.
Like, what is it?
You have a small podcast, they've effectively silenced you on your main platforms, like Facebook and YouTube, and you're set to rebuild everything on Rumble and X, or even demonetize on X. Why would they go after you, Elijah?
Well, I'll tell you why.
Because with Alex being raided by the feds and them trying to liquidate his objects, or Trump being convicted on 34 felonies, or Andrew Tate being imprisoned, or your grandma being, you know, writing something online about the election being rigged, getting her locked out of her Facebook, which you won't stop hearing about because grandmas are based and they know that it's gay to be locked out of your own social media because you said something someone doesn't like.
It's all the same.
The goal of the people in power, the goal of the deep state, of the intelligence agencies that co-op with the mainstream media and the tech companies is a trifecta oligarchy.
It is a suppression mechanism to stop anyone who gets in the way.
Tommy Robinson even exposed the BBC directly works at the request of the British parliament to smear people that they don't like their message.
And I've always told you that there's a huge thing.
Look, I was in a war with Pajites.
I'm getting off.
It's not even off topic.
Pajites is not all Indians.
There's very good Indians, people.
Not all, but there's some.
And I like a lot of Indian people.
But Indian people started attacking the Catholic Church.
And I'm not Catholic, but Catholics are my friends.
I like Catholics.
And one of the craziest things about this is: check this out.
Go to my screen here.
The Indians, the Page influencers, came after the Catholic Church and shared this.
Is one of these 1700 Christ is king?
First of all, mocking Christ.
This is what I got to say to you people.
I'm not a good example of a holy person.
And I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I've been a degenerate for a lot of years of my life.
But I can tell you this: don't ever mock God.
I'm not joking.
Like, don't ever mock God.
Don't play with demons and don't mock God.
I promise you, it's not going to work out for you.
So the Indians decided to come at me with Crisis King, and I came at them with a bar of soap.
And I slayed them.
No, I'll show you a video of them of a Pakistani.
They apparently don't sell soap in their villages.
But he came with this.
So I was like, you know, Indians are attacking the Catholic Church, calling them pedophiles.
Why don't I look up facts about it from Indian government websites about child sexual abuse in India?
Do you see this in the middle of the screen here?
If you look at all abuse of children in 13 Indian states, all forms of child abuse is extremely high.
66% reported abuse, 50% sexual abuse, emotional abuse is 50%.
This major state-sponsored survey in India reported the prevalence of child sexual assault at 53%.
Okay?
And it doesn't get any better because even the UN says it's at like 20-something percent.
But they didn't survey the country.
They're not the government.
The UN also wants to downplay how bad India is because they're trying to export Indians.
So I said this: child sexual abuse in India, holy crap, meaning more children are sexually abused than are not, according to Indian state data.
Global bodies say Indian sexual violence against children is only below Africa and double the USA.
Checkmate.
Checkmate, poop, poopy pants.
Checkmate.
You've got to be kidding me.
You're an Indian and you want to fight me.
I don't even enjoy fighting Pajites.
That's why when Owen Benjamin was fighting Pajites recently, I didn't understand his vitriol.
Like, I've been fighting Pajites for like the better yet about six years now because they're extremely racist towards each other.
They're extremely racist towards Americans.
They hate Americans.
unidentified
They do.
elijah schaffer
They hate Americans.
And they're extremely pro-Zionist.
It's like, and they stink.
So, like, it's not that I'm rude to them or anything.
And that's not, that doesn't mean all Indian people are like that.
But the Pajites, right?
These like Indian nationalists that think they're better than people with no with no evidence.
So it gets, well, we'll talk about that guy.
It gets worse.
So the Pajites decided to make this.
They made a fake tweet, which is like, it's like distorted at the bottom.
And it's like, I find that receiving head massages from kids is a pleasant experience.
And occasionally, it arouses me.
Okay, fucking Pajites.
If you're going to like accuse someone of a pedophile and make them a fake tweet, you shouldn't write it like you're a Pajit.
This is shit Indians say.
unidentified
I find that receiving head massage from kid is a pleasant experience.
And occasionally it arouses me.
elijah schaffer
That's an Indian pedophile speaking there.
I don't know if you noticed, but I use a toilet.
I don't poop outside anymore since I married Kess.
No, but I don't poop anymore outside since I never did.
I think I've pooped outside.
I pooped in a hole when I was moving to Texas because I was in New Mexico, but that's a different story.
But New Mexico is literally a shithole.
So to shit in a hole in New Mexico is not problematic.
However, buddy, these people, what the hell, mate?
What the hell?
Now, to explain this to you, I said, hey, Pajites, if you're going to make fake, deleted tweets and deflect from the statistical fact that your country has a child sexual abuse rate of 53%, after you have failed to accuse the Catholic Church of being more dangerous to kids than India, at least get a non-distorted high-res JPIG from Google.
I provided one below.
I'm not even Catholic, but you guys are the worst at fighting on X, genuinely lower in IQ than ghetto American black Twitter.
It's not even close.
You low hygienic comebacks are boring, and your open sewer country is literal hell.
unidentified
No matter how much you write, fuck you, mother, fuck you, you, you, motherfucker rapist, fuck you.
elijah schaffer
That's like what my comments look like right now on Twitter.
Go rub some cow poop on your face and do something noble like fighting for Kashmir because Pakistan took it from you.
Instead of getting pit roasted on social media, we can smell you through the screen.
I think somebody wrote, they were like, I wrote other stuff too.
I think someone was like, said, we can tell you're angry.
Oh, yeah.
And then a black guy.
Okay, so then a ghetto American black jumped in.
And I was like, and it was like, no, you want to stop talking about Indians after you done came for Hallie Bailey and thought you would get away with it?
unidentified
We ain't forget though.
elijah schaffer
And I'm like, dude, low IQ ghetto teens are now defending low IQ outdoor pooping Pajites by posting bestiality porn, which they are posting on my comments, by the way.
I've had to hide a lot of bestiality pornography.
Pics of my dead mom and generating fake low-quality tweets.
After you done came for, bro, you've been off the plantation for 150 years.
You don't have to speak like that.
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Shout out to everybody in the chat.
I'm glad to see that we have a good and growing community here on this live stream.
But I got to know, I got to know, chat, am I, am I rude?
Am I being rude to the Pajites?
Is this rude or is it okay?
Am I, is what I'm doing okay?
I don't know.
Um, you guys are saying smells like Korean ass.
Pajites are scammers.
Uh, yeah, and oh yeah, I think I put that down here.
Um, this guy that that like they and they all like it, you know what I mean?
It's like a pedo pretend, they all like it, like 932 likes.
It's like Indians.
Is this going viral?
Is this what's what's what's going viral here?
Something's going viral.
Um, it would have to be this, right?
Oh, damn.
All right, that's great.
So we're making them famous.
Uh, I was like, look at all this low IQ shit.
They come at you with broken ass English, even after being conquered by the British, yet they're burning something intelligent.
We're like, your father fucking stepped at India.
It's like, the hell is wrong with these people?
It's absolutely insane.
I have no idea what's wrong with Pajites, but I'm bored of them.
I've moved on.
Yeah, and I wrote this.
Oh, and then they started commenting about how we're all fat in America, which is true, by the way.
But I was like, after brutally losing their low IQ campaign against the Catholic Church over child sexual abuse stats, Pajites are now in the comments trying to make fun of obesity rates in the USA.
Except India is essentially at the same rate of obesity as the USA.
And the only reason it's not higher is because the other one-third of the country is malnourished due to corruption and poor management of the country, which is way worse.
At least Americans all have access to obesity if they wanted it.
They aren't skinny by force.
Why do you think all of them want to get out?
India is literal hell.
These people can't even think clearly with all that cow poop clogging their ears.
Years of not bathing causes such extreme feces buildup.
Their brain regressed to the state of a nonverbal autistic six-year-old from Haiti.
I'm going to start posting pictures of soap so they stop bothering me.
Works every time.
Scary as shit to them.
Like Freddy Cougar Whore, the soap bar is Pajit, final boss.
That's what I wrote.
I didn't realize that wasn't on the screen.
It's Pajit, the soap bar is Pajit, final boss.
And I have here the prevalence of obesity is 40%.
In the U.S., it's 43%.
It's like, oh, you Americans are fat.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Well, you guys are fat and ugly in your heart and physically.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't know.
I'm not going to comment on Pajites.
That's mean.
unidentified
Oh, all right.
elijah schaffer
I don't know if, oh, my, my chat got somehow like broken.
I don't know.
Yeah, I went scorched earth on the Pajites.
unidentified
I'm coming out with a bar of soap.
elijah schaffer
And I call them autistic down kids.
That's what I think.
Don't you speak to me?
I'm pretending to be an average Pajit interaction with a child.
This is not even a child.
This is a 21-year-old woman who drinks wine.
This is Greta Downberg.
Yeah, it's like, imagine someone's like, hey, man, your country, over half of the children are sexually abused.
And then the response is, oh, look at this tweet.
I am aroused by children or something.
unidentified
It's like, okay.
elijah schaffer
You are lame.
You are gay.
How does that make you feel, motherfucker?
That doesn't feel good, does it?
Go abuse some children, Pajit.
I've got a show to run.
I could break more cans if I wanted to.
I have the strength of a 19-year-old pigeon.
All right.
Moving on.
Okay, that was my fight.
That was the segment called My Fight with Pajites.
And that's what you get on this show.
You get Pajites.
You get everybody.
You get the people.
And then, okay, let's talk about Hitler.
Okay.
This is crazy.
So I had mass deportation enthusiast Joel, Joel Davis, on my show.
Now, Joel Davis also has a Hindu symbol on his Twitter, also known as a swastika.
So you know what he believes.
And he said that he likes Hitler and said that he thinks that Germany are the good guys.
And that's what he said.
And it made a lot of people angry.
Very, very, very angry.
Okay.
This is what he said.
If you missed the show, I'm going to play a quick clip for you, just in case you missed it.
Here's what he had to say.
What do you think about Hitler?
Are you a pro-Hitler guy?
Are you an anti-Hitler guy?
joel davis
I'd say I'd be leaning to the pro-Hitler camp.
elijah schaffer
Is that illegal in Australia to be pro-Hitler or is that not yet?
So you can be pro-Hitler in Australia?
So you know what that sounds like to people when you say you're pro-Hitler.
You know, like they immediately think you're.
Some people are going to be watching this right now.
Maybe not necessarily, but especially if it gets clipped out.
You say, I'm pro-Hitler or whatever you said, or you lean towards that area.
I'm not going to put words in your mouth.
That's sort of in the gay liberal homo world that we live in, sort of like saying I'm the worst person in society according to the media standards.
Do you know that that's how you come across to people that are plugged in?
joel davis
But like our society has clearly all of the wrong values.
So if our society is built around fuck Hitler and fuck Hitler Society produces trannies and infinity brown people and women police officers that can't do their job and like a divorce rate over 50% and the economy going to shit and so on and the whole and the fabric of our civilization collapsing.
Well, maybe fuck Hitler society sucks.
Maybe Hitler was awesome.
Society would be better.
anthony fauci
Do you love black people?
elijah schaffer
Oh, man.
Yeah, I mean, look, look.
But that's interesting because like, I would say even Fuentes or people that maybe are more online or Keith Woods, right?
Or these people probably wouldn't align with that.
Do you think that it hurts your goal?
I was talking to, I'm not going to go into this talking about it.
joel davis
It strikes to the core because the thing is, prior to the Second World War, we weren't in this position.
Prior to the Second World War, every white country was racist.
It had, you know, sanity around the basic issues.
We had a functional civilization.
It wasn't perfect, but it was functional.
The British Empire was cooking.
America was cooking Australia.
We had the white Australia policy.
Europe wasn't besieged by infinity Muslims.
People stayed married.
People were going to church.
We had a functional society.
Then World War II happens.
We decide that we have to rebuild our entire civilization around fuck Hitler.
And that has led us to this point.
If World War II doesn't happen, if that dynamic doesn't happen, we're not going to be in the position that we are right now.
So we're not going to be able to address this without going and addressing that core idea, that idea that our morality should be built around fuck Hitler.
We have to address that directly and say, well, wait a second.
Was he actually a bad guy?
Was what he stood for wrong?
And it wasn't.
It wasn't wrong.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So this episode was too hot for YouTube because YouTube is lame.
And we have about a thousand people watching live on YouTube right now.
And so if you're watching on YouTube, where do you watch this?
Well, number one, you can watch it there in the corner at censor.tv promo code offensive.
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That's the easiest way to support the show since we don't make any money on YouTube.
We don't make any money on these videos anywhere, on any big tech, on anything, on anything I do.
I don't make zero dollars.
But you can support the show.
It's public by supporting it there.
Secondly, you can go subscribe to my Rumble because pretty much anything that we like half the shows that we do don't even make it onto YouTube or you don't even get an alert for them or we delete them or they delete them.
So YouTube is just a dying platform for truth content.
It's fine if you want to learn how to wax your asshole.
You fucking degenerate.
That's actually a real, that's that's the YouTube said you can show nudity on YouTube if it's waxing or shaving videos.
But if you are showing pride parades to talk about them and what's going on, you get your video taken down.
So if you're trying to expose people, you get it taken down.
But if you're exposing yourself, I guess the key thing is, is that if we're talking about pride parades, we should have razors on the table.
That's a real policy.
I've had videos.
I got two videos taken down from previous street videos.
But yeah, so he was just saying, making the case.
Now, someone noticed, oh my gosh, you're right.
He said in the chat that Greg Downberg's pants are down.
We won't talk about that.
I've been spending too much time with Pajites.
I'm just kidding.
It's not a goat.
I saw a video of a Pajit having sex with a chicken recently.
I'm not joking.
Not that I searched it up, but it was on Twitter.
They're having sex with chickens.
A clooca.
It's not even a vagina.
It's a clooca or cloaca.
Cloaca.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
I haven't been in ecology for years.
So he was on, right?
And he was explaining that.
And I thought it was interesting because I was like, okay, pretty bold statement.
You just like Hitler.
Okay.
Petey, a friend of mine, posted this.
This is crazy.
We're in Pride Month, right?
Jill Biden says in this clip, before World War II, Berlin was the center of LGBTQ culture.
Watch this.
Listen, I thought this was fake.
It's real.
unidentified
Before World War II, I'm told, Berlin was the center of LGBTQ culture in Europe.
Oh my gosh.
elijah schaffer
So what she's referring to is Weimar or Weimar.
I don't know, or Weimer, if you're American.
And talking about Berlin.
Now, if we're going back here, Petey said, before World War II, Berlin was the center of LGBTQ culture in Europe.
Did she also mention how Berlin was the mecca for cross-dressers and transsexuals, where the first male-to-female surgery was performed, or how porn was rampant?
Prostitution and incest was the norm and bestiality and sexual deviancy was wrecking family values.
It's actually much worse than that.
Nightmares like Hitler came to light when the people are tired of seeing sexuality advertised to them day and night.
How about just be gay and a lesbian and stop shoving it down our eyes?
Stop parading your gay shit everywhere.
I don't care who you sleep with.
Berlin is not something that anyone should be proud of.
It was the opposite of family and gave birth to death and destruction.
Did you know mothers and daughters were prostitutes together?
Yes, it's even worse than that.
Let's talk about the Berlin they didn't teach you about in school.
It's called Europa the Last Battle.
Now, I've never, that's not it.
But you can actually look up on Rumble.
I would go like go on Rumble and bit shoot and look up Weimar Republic.
That's W-E-I-M-E-R, I think.
Weimer, right?
I might be wrong, chat.
Go look up documentaries from like the CBC, like the Canadian broadcasting company back in the late 90s before it got super sensitive.
unidentified
Before World War II, I'm told, Berlin was the center of LGBTQ's culture in Europe.
elijah schaffer
Before I was told, okay, Dr. Jill, shut the fuck up.
Listen, I don't know why it keeps playing.
Weimar was not just a center of degeneracy.
So here's what's funny is my haters will come at me and many people and try to make me look like a bad person.
Or like someone could be like, Elijah Shafer.
I remember I was listening to the podcast, like, Elijah Schaefer did cocaine once.
Yes, I've done cocaine more than once.
The shocking part about that statement was that they said I only did it once.
But as we've seen in recent years, guys, cocaine ruins lives, okay?
I've never been addicted to it.
I've just done it at parties and stuff in the past.
But just don't, don't do cocaine.
I've seen it wreck a lot of people's lives.
It's not a good thing to do.
And I think one of the things happens as you get older, I'm 31 now, so I'm basically dead, is you realize there's not a lot of time to fuck around and you've got to be real with yourself.
I can't be doing cocaine.
You know what I mean?
I have a kid, right?
You know what I mean?
Like, I can't just be like going and doing blow.
Like, I got to wake up at 5.30 in the morning with a kid.
So, you know, there's consequences for your actions.
And so you start to slow down on some of your wild antics.
Weimar, Weimir, Weimir, whatever you say, Weimer.
There was like fathers intentionally making their wives have kids even with brothel patrons to have girls to raise for child prostitute dens.
It was, there was, there was alleys and places where like there were so many prostitutes because the German dollar had been so cheapened after World War I that you could kind of pick the street you wanted to go down, like how pregnant you wanted a woman.
So you'd have sex with men's pregnant wives.
You'd have sex with their daughters with them.
And we said with their daughters, we're not talking about 18-year-old daughters with their 40-year-old mothers.
We're talking about four-year-olds.
Infant sexual pleasure was happening here.
So yeah, I'm saying like, yeah, child sexual abuse is insane in India, but it may not be importing Indians to the West that causes that degeneracy to happen.
This isn't just degeneracy like you or I have experienced, where like, you know, you may go to a strip club or something like that in your life, see some titties, do some drugs or something, and then, you know, you regret it and you keep living your life.
Also called college.
What you may end up doing is you may end up, you know, this degeneracy is like letting men rape your daughters that are like four years old.
This is like shit that you would murder people over for doing, but it was like a business.
And this is really who the Nazis were defeating, right?
People don't realize that really Hitler was mostly against the socialists and the communists, from my understanding, from what I've read in history, in many ways, in his own country, because the Jews and the, which were a lot of the socialists and communists, but the Jewish elite had sort of sold out the country and degenerated it through inflating the currency, causing increased cost of living standards for natives,
allowing their land to be sold out to foreigners.
They were used as a cheap thrill ride park, like an entertainment park.
Sort of people just cash out in Berlin because their currencies were higher and had disenfranchised the people and taken the positions of power.
I was listening to one of Hitler's speeches translated on AI.
Maybe it was inaccurate, but that's what I was listening.
I would listen to him say that.
Whether you agree with that or not, or that's true, I'll let you decide.
But that's what he was saying.
But it does sound an awful lot like today.
And it is not ironic that the doctor, the first doctor, wife of the president, comes out and is like, did you know that Weimar used to be the center of LGBTQ culture?
Did it?
Did it, Jill?
Did it.
What are you trying to say?
That the people who procured, invented, and pushed modern American and Western LGBTQ culture were perhaps the same people that procured and pushed the degeneracy in Weimar?
Who were those people, Dr. Jill Biden?
Who is they?
And before someone comes out and says, yeah, exactly.
Before someone comes out and is like, oh, you hate people.
You hate these people.
Yes, I do.
But who are these people?
I just don't like people that are trying to destroy my country, right?
In general, regardless of what race you are, regardless of what gender you are, regardless of even if you're white and you're trying to destroy my country.
I hate you.
unidentified
I hate you.
elijah schaffer
I fucking hate you.
You don't know how much I hate you.
My own father-in-law asked me if I was going down a dark hole today.
He said, I've been so negative online.
Have I, chat?
unidentified
I feel like I've just been like pretty serious, maybe.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
But I feel it in my veins.
You can bleed me out.
I'm like, I'm getting ready for war.
I'm opening up a bigger studio.
I'm going to be bringing my operations internally.
I'm going to be expanding my work.
I'm going to be fighting on the front lines.
Again, if violence breaks out, I will be there, not committing acts of violence, but I will be there.
Because when I see stuff like this, right now, our administration is celebrating Germany shortly before World War II, which is either based or scary or both.
And it's like, you know, the fact is, is Joel Davis is a like a white identitarian.
He is a pro-Hitler guy.
And three years ago, having him on my show would have gotten me fired.
It still would have gotten me fired probably from my job, but in conservative entertainment.
But people liked the show.
They liked it.
It was a good interview.
I went longer for you guys, three and a half hours.
And it is insane because of that.
Now, let me tell you about something crazier that I didn't get to go over with Joel.
That is something they're testing out in Australia that they're planning on bringing into Western Europe and the United States and Canada.
So, if you live in any of these countries in Western Europe, the United States and Canada, you're not going to want to miss what I'm going to talk about because there's this new anti-male propaganda that they're testing out in Australia, which is, you know, we're cooked, right?
But it's insane and it's dystopian.
And before we talk about that, I don't know if you saw that Dr. Fauci.
This is so crazy.
Let me see if I can bring this up here.
I want to talk about the dystopian nature of life, but Dr. Fauci admitted that social distancing and masking were fake.
Check out this video.
He made them up.
He made them up.
You were right, Anon.
He made them up.
Listen.
unidentified
Represent the type of science that you, where you confess that you made up the COVID rules, including six feet social distancing and masking of children.
anthony fauci
I never said I made anything up.
unidentified
You admitted that you made it up.
You made it up.
anthony fauci
I made it up.
unidentified
So are you saying this is fake news, Mr. Sai I made anything up?
What did you say?
anthony fauci
I said that it is not based in science and it just appeared.
unidentified
But this is science.
anthony fauci
What does dogs have to do with anything that we're talking about?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, so actually, Dr. Fauci literally admitted that he made up the masking and the social distancing.
I'm going to tell you what.
I was right then during the pandemic.
Many of you were.
If you watched the show and you cared about your life, and there was, you know, a dozen other shows that were on, that were on it too.
And we didn't get down the cue card.
We didn't go, we didn't go retard, right?
We didn't follow QAnon.
That shit's gay.
We didn't go, you know, we didn't think white hats were saving us.
I told you, shit is fucked.
Nobody's coming to save you.
And it's bad.
And it's just going to keep getting worse.
And then someone's like, well, that's real negative.
And it's like, well, it's true, though.
It's true.
Just like when I told you, Trump probably will go to jail.
At least they'll try, right?
Like, I don't know if he's going to go to jail, but they'll try to get him in jail, right?
That's their goal.
They're trying to make it so you can't vote for him.
It's like, you're a clickbait.
No, I'm not.
This is insane, which is why, of course, I'm partnering with the wellness company.
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And remember, they killed people?
You know, they put them on ventilators and remdesivir and different medications that killed people.
And even now, Justin Trudeau's like, oh, well, we're bringing back, we're bringing back manufacturing of vaccines to Canada.
Isn't that interesting that the West can't bring back manufacturing of basically anything to their countries, but Canada found a way to bring back the manufacturing of vaccines?
Don't be retarded.
Don't take this stupid shit they're trying to give you.
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I mentioned, okay, so he made it up, okay?
That's insanity.
And he goes, oh, I didn't actually make up the mask rules.
I just said it wasn't based in science.
Remember, though, when he said that he was science, so anything he said was science at the time?
Yeah, and people believed this.
anthony fauci
But they're really criticizing science because I represent science.
chris hayes
If you're vaccinated, you really don't need to worry about getting it in a way that's serious or transmitting.
anthony fauci
That is true.
That is correct, Chris.
They're dealt to protect you completely against infection, and the chances are very likely that you'll not be able to transmit it to other people.
The risk is extremely low of transmitting it to anybody else.
Full stock.
Vaccinated people are clearly capable of transmitting the infection.
When you're in the middle of an outbreak, wearing a mask might make people feel a little bit better.
If people are not wearing masks, then maybe we should be mandating it.
I often myself wear two masks.
unidentified
And I'm quoting you now: at the population level, masks work at the margins, maybe 10%.
To hear that they only work at the margins, maybe 10%, would make a lot of people ask, okay, then why was I wearing a mask?
anthony fauci
You're really attacking not only Dr. Anthony Fauci, you're attacking science when you say that this is going to go away tomorrow like magic when you know that there's no chance it's going to just disappear.
unidentified
We hope this just goes away, burns itself out.
So my question is, why weren't you straight with the American people about this to begin with?
anthony fauci
So the bottom line is it's a guesstimate.
I gave a range.
unidentified
It seemed in that quote to suggest that you were basing your recommendation on polling and what people could accept.
Is that not what you meant?
anthony fauci
No, I mean, it's a bit of that.
unidentified
We're seeing all of these school closures around the country.
Is that the right move for children and families?
anthony fauci
Yeah, no, and I think what's going on right now is generally an appropriate approach.
You want to start doing something to socially distance yourself.
How dramatic that is, closing schools and doing other things should be proportionate.
unidentified
It went too far, that particularly for kids who couldn't go to school except remotely, that it's forever damaged them.
anthony fauci
Well, I don't think it's forever irreparably damaged anyone.
unidentified
The U.S. Surgeon General has called it an urgent public health crisis, a devastating decline in the mental health of kids across the country.
According to the CDC, the rates of suicide, self-harm, anxiety, and depression are up among adolescents.
anthony fauci
And the record will show, Neil, that we didn't recommend shutting everything down.
First of all, I didn't recommend locking anything down.
I recommended to the president that we shut the country down.
And that was a very difficult decision because I knew it would have serious economic consequences, which it did.
unidentified
Yeah.
anthony fauci
Because if you look at the people that are politicizing me, there's somebody that all the way over on one level.
But there are a lot of other people who look upon me the way they should.
As a non-political person that I am, they're not doing it because they say they don't want to do it.
They're Republicans.
They don't like to be told what to do.
And we've got to break that.
But now is the time to do what you're told.
Where did this virus come from, do you think, today?
Did it come from a lab?
Was it man-made?
When you have the animal-human interface and you have animals that come out of the wild that are sold at these open, what they call them, wet markets.
unidentified
Place of origin was not within the market itself.
anthony fauci
No, I don't think you could say that.
chuck todd
There's a report today that another intelligence arm of the U.S. government, this is inside our energy department, has joined the FBI in concluding that COVID began with a lab leak in China.
anthony fauci
That the NIH has not ever and does not now fund gain of function research in the Wuhan Institute.
unidentified
We now know that a bat coronavirus was enhanced in the lab.
The National Institutes of Health acknowledged that it funded research of a virus that was studied at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.
The experiment, unexpectedly, we're told, made a bat coronavirus more contagious than the original naturally occurring one.
rand paul
Take an animal virus and you increase its transmissibility to humans.
You're saying that's not gain of function?
anthony fauci
Yeah, that is correct.
And Senator Paul, you do not know what you are talking about, quite frankly.
And I want to say that officially.
You do not know what you are talking about.
rand paul
They took animal viruses that only occur in animals and they increased their transmissibility to humans.
How you can say that is not gain of function?
anthony fauci
It is not.
What we're talking about now is the gain of function research in studies that increase predominantly the transmissibility as well as pathogenesis and alteration of host range of the virus.
Nobody's lying here, Senator.
It is you.
unidentified
I'd have to laugh at that.
anthony fauci
I should be prosecuted.
elijah schaffer
I should be prosecuted.
And we will prosecute you.
It is so interesting.
Shout out to whoever in the chat just called me a DILF because that is a compliment that I can eat that up.
I will eat that up.
I will eat out the dilf compliment.
Thank you.
It is insanity that somebody in their right mind, it's this idea of mocking us.
This is the level of confidence they have, right?
It's a level of confidence that is only of people who are so in a place of position of power and know that the populace is so blackpilled, dumbed down, and unable to collectivize that they can talk to us like this.
It's disrespect.
It's what one person called today.
It's not excess.
It's decadence.
This is a decadent era of men and women who steal from us.
They persecute us.
They torture us.
They take from us.
And yet what do they give us in return?
They give us their spite, their snarky little laughs.
unidentified
Oh, prosecute me then.
elijah schaffer
And nothing happens.
And maybe it's time something should happen.
We're going to continue the show on rumble.com and on censored and on locals.
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It comes out to like a little over nine bucks a month.
Again, this kind of content, someone just commented on X. I've never seen this show before.
This is hilarious.
This is what I needed.
And I need it too.
It's therapy for all of us.
What you're going to do, though, is you're going to go to rumble.com.
Brian, you can bring this up on the screen here.
Go to rumble.com, r-u-m-b-le-e.com, type in slash slightly offensive, or you can just go down here directly to live and you can see who's live.
And who's live?
You have, of course, Fresh and Fit, the greatest, greatest people.
This podcast, a bunch of, there's Infowars is live there, a bunch of networks, but in terms of independent shows with one guy behind a desk, where are we?
We're the seventh most watched live show right now above all these other people.
She's great.
You should follow Vigilant News, by the way.
This is a great, this is a great follow.
Vigilant News is fan.
Oh, what is this?
Videos of me.
Wow.
Yeah, this is the company we're running.
You should follow us, Vigilant News.
Fantastic.
But thanks to them.
You can go to rumble.com.
You can see what the pics are.
You can go here.
You'll never find my show.
It'll never be there, but you can find us at Rumble.
So we're going to go to a two-minute break.
Everybody on YouTube, there's about a thousand of you.
Head over to rumble.com or be uncensored.
We'll read super chats and everything at the end.
We have some crazy stories about Australia to cover, some insane videos of blacks fighting at pride events because it's slightly offensive when we look at that.
Brian, play the music.
We'll see you over at Rumble and Send.
Well, I thought I would get ahead of things.
Obviously, you guys know my weight loss journey has been great.
I've lost a lot of weight.
They actually say I'm looking pretty good.
You know, get some, look at that.
We're getting some, we're starting to get some tricep.
We're starting to get some stuff there.
We're getting good.
We're getting our muscles in.
I have more work to do.
I've just been traveling a lot.
I've been sick, but we're going to get ripped this year.
I've come a long way.
I've come a long way.
And sometimes when I come, it goes a long way too.
I don't know.
That's disgusting.
A couple, let's look at a couple of funny things before we get into the serious stuff about Australia.
You know that your planes are falling apart.
Boeing and Airbus planes are increasingly having technical errors, but don't worry about it.
You may be in planes that blow up, but they're gay now.
unidentified
You know, like the door blows off your plane.
elijah schaffer
You're like, you have an oxygen mask on.
Your kids sucked out the window.
Your Pajit, you know, DEI hire doesn't know how to land the plane.
And it's like, oh, at least the plane is gay.
At least the plane is gay.
And that's what it said in the end.
The planes didn't run on time, but they were gay.
Thank you, gay plane.
I want to fuck your exhaust pipe.
Like, I don't know what the hell is this?
It's worse in Australia.
I'm going to see if I can pull a picture of it up.
It's actually, it's objectively worse here in every metric.
Let me see this.
Gold Coast buses, gay flag.
I shouldn't type a gay Gold Coast bus.
Yeah.
This is what our buses look like.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, what the hell is this?
It's, yeah.
Let me see.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Thank you.
Let me just bring this up.
This is what our buses look like, like this.
So the buses here are like this.
They're literally just gay flags.
Like, they're just gay.
And the bus itself is a gay flag.
And there's like a dying Aboriginal person with a stick.
He's wasted on gin bean whiskey.
The aboriginals are wasted.
And he's like, there, I've taken a metro.
The metro's actually clean here because when there's a majority white people where I live, but there's always like one drunk Aboriginal on the train.
unidentified
He's like, wow, wow, wow, wow, they hold their stick.
elijah schaffer
I know that shit, I shouldn't do that.
That's not a good look.
But it's like, wow, wow, wow, William.
And, you know, that is a group of people whose best instrument was a hollowed out stick.
So the people that say that I'm rude to Aboriginals and somehow am critical of them, because they go, what?
You took everything from them.
Dude, I didn't take away their sticks.
First of all, I'm not Australian.
I didn't do anything to the Aboriginals except ask them to please stop pissing on my front yard.
But the Aboriginals, it's like, we taught them everything.
They didn't track time.
They continue to rape and murder their own family and they blew into hollowed out sticks.
And some of which are nice people.
I've met some very nice Aboriginals who have integrated and are nice.
But as a culture, it's not like we took anything from them.
They're the oldest living human society, which I don't believe.
And they go on their walkabouts and even they even speak the conquered man's language, but they have their own version of it.
Cousin, cousin, what do you want to a good cousin?
A wakabout.
It doesn't even make sense.
Australia is not a real country, I swear.
And Australians get real pissy about me for being critical of the country.
It's like, well, I'm sorry that you guys all became faggots and you guys are all gay and don't push back on your government, which I'm going to do here in a second.
But we'll watch a couple funny videos, I guess, since we're down here.
That's what I said.
You know, I was thinking about it.
I was like, you guys were great.
Remember the 90s?
The 90s were awesome.
They were pure.
They were fun.
They were kind.
This is what pride was like in 1996.
unidentified
Homo, you faggot.
So you're a queer, aren't you?
Fag!
Queer bugger!
Were you a fag?
Homo, you faggot!
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that was the good old 90s.
You know, people always say this, that I'm anti-LGBTQ.
And like, I'm actually, there's nothing I say that's anti-LGBTQ.
I know a lot of you are.
I grew up in LA.
I've always known LGBTQ people.
Every time I look in the face, I see one.
No, I'm kidding.
But like, I'm from LA.
I talk like a girl.
Like, that's where I'm from, right?
Like, I'm growing up around that.
My uncle's gay, okay?
Like, I've been accustomed to these kinds of things.
It's not, that's not the issue.
The issue for me is how, like, the people should be not doing what they're doing, okay?
People should be arrested and jailed for what they're doing.
Pulling your dick out in front of kids should put you in prison.
And I don't think I'm as extreme as like the Muslims.
Like, Muslims will, like, want to, like, they'll beat gays with, I was watching an Indonesian, they'll beat the shit out of them with a fucking rod and put them in prison.
And maybe you're that extreme.
Maybe that's what you want to do.
And maybe I'm almost there.
Maybe I'm going to get there soon because I'm getting tired of this shit, grandpa.
I'm tired of this, grandpa.
But I grew up in degenerate city.
I grew up around a lot of people.
I've never had an issue living around people, but things have gotten out of fucking hand.
In fact, they've maybe gotten too much in hand.
Maybe there's too many hand jobs going around on floats in LA.
It's like, it's just, it went from like in the bedroom to in the movies to in the music, right?
You got that gay rapper to like on the billboards for the movies to like in the streets on floats.
Now it's just in the streets everywhere from gay clubs to real clubs.
And now, you know, you go to like a concert and the concert is LGBTQ themed.
And it's just, it's too much.
It's too much.
You need to fucking go away.
unidentified
You're a queer, aren't you?
Fag!
Queer bugger!
What are you a fag?
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
unidentified
So it needs to go away.
elijah schaffer
Did someone say two minutes?
Oh, that was a different part of the show.
Someone said two minutes is too quick for a fap.
I thought that was to that one.
And no, I'm not, I don't talk about my family, but no, I have no issues with my family members.
But I think that we need to stop normalizing stuff and we need to bring back bullying.
Like, you may have the freedom and the right to do certain, like, this is the point.
I used to believe in a liberal democracy in giving people freedoms to have alternative lifestyles.
But what I realized is, is that it's all just fake and gay.
And there's no such thing as a liberal democracy.
And we are in a progressive oligarchy now that is basically manipulated by globalists, outside foreign interests, and Jewish Zionists.
And we don't serve our people and things are out of control.
And so maybe we do need to make things illegal.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's why I'm like, I'm not into regular.
Like, I don't know if banning porn would work, but I get why people are just like, make gay illegal, make porn illegal.
I get why people hate gay people and hate, you know, pornographers and hate, you know, communists and hate Jews.
And I get why people hate because there's, it, you know, it's, there's a lot of shit that's, that doesn't make sense anymore.
Kind of like, you know, pre-World War II Germany.
And I think something's going to have to be done, you know?
I'm not going to Fed post right now because I'm just not going to do it because they're watching the show.
I trust me.
I don't have reason to say this, but they are.
Because look at this shit.
Look at this.
This goes along with our Australia story.
It's like people want you to feel bad for this kid.
And look, I don't.
I don't think you should be cruel to children, right?
The Bible even says to not be like harsh, right?
To be to parent, but like don't don't be unnecessarily cruel to your children.
But watch this.
unidentified
Principal says that we're not normal that me and my friends are human beings because we wear different clothes and we had to.
Principal says that we're not normal.
We're not normal.
elijah schaffer
I'm not making fun of a kid here.
I'm just, I'm making fun of his parents.
Let me just say this.
I'm making fun of this kid's parents.
I won't make fun of a kid on the show.
Okay, I'm not going to do that.
That's mean.
That's cruel.
Okay.
Who's his motherfucker's parents?
unidentified
Huh?
Where are you at?
elijah schaffer
Like, my principal says that I'm not normal.
You're not.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You're not.
You guys bully me in the chat every day.
You bully me every day, and it's good.
It's healthy.
You bully a lot of people in media and politicians.
It's very good to bully.
Bullying is good.
Cruelty is not, right?
Like, I had a kid break my leg in junior high.
That's not bullying.
That's like assault.
That's like a crime.
unidentified
But like, they're telling me we're not normal.
elijah schaffer
I just like, I love when kids talk like he's going through puberty.
He's like, I'm not normal.
It's like, bro, you're going through puberty.
Your voice isn't normal.
Can you tell you're going through changes?
Can you tell?
And whoever's parenting you or whatever, if you're getting parented through TikTok, you are clinically obese.
You're wearing lipstick and eyeliner.
And you need to lose weight and wipe that shit off.
Like, can we get back to parenting like that?
Hey, you know what, son?
You are fat.
You need to wipe that shit off your face.
Let's get back to that kind of parenting, right?
So let's get back to this.
unidentified
I'm not normal.
elijah schaffer
Yes, you're not.
Win professor for telling you that.
He's not saying that you don't deserve to live.
He's just saying, like, look, you clearly come from a, you clearly were maybe abused.
And again, I'm not, I'm not going to go to detail, but kids like this are often abused.
Either by neglect, sexual abuse, one of the things.
It's very sad stuff.
unidentified
My name's saying I'm not normal.
elijah schaffer
Did you hear?
Dude, oh, somebody parent your fucking child.
You ever feel like that today?
Parent your damn kids.
Like, seriously.
Oh, shit.
There's, we have so much hate to give on this show.
Oh, there is so much.
I'll get to the Australia stuff later because there's so much to cover.
Okay.
So speaking of spreading hate and negativity in the world, I think what it is, is when I'm stressed, I become a perpetual hater, but it's also like not mean-spirited.
I don't think anything on this show is mean-spirited.
I feel like I'm kind of like say everything in a tongue-in-cheek, sort of funny way, right?
Am I wrong on that chat?
That I sense like everything I say is sort of like it's even when I'm being mean, like you fucking bitch.
It's like, it's still kind of a joke.
This couple here, I so this showed up on my For You page.
What was I looking at?
Why wasn't there?
No, my For You page is really messed up.
I wrote this.
I said, this video has 36 views on Instagram and is not getting enough hate.
So posting it here.
And good, it got almost 100,000 views.
Watch this.
unidentified
We had a happy first pride, didn't we, boys?
Not first pride.
First Pride is me as trans, but they had a happy pride, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're tired.
Have a happy pride.
I'm going to let y'all know because there seem to be some people that don't like us celebrating pride.
Honey?
I'm proud of trans women and I have to be proud because often, more times than not, I get ridiculed for being who I am.
And I'm going to be proud.
Today is our Pride Festival.
And yes, our content centered around that.
You don't have to announce your leaving either.
I can't eat.
Trying to shop.
Holy geez.
Hi, DD.
What is that?
You like that fan?
What the fuck is that?
So we're going to be proud and loud.
We're going to take up space.
That makes you feel uncomfortable.
Like I said, no need to announce you're leaving.
Just leave, please.
Because obviously you're not going to have a good, a good time.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, okay.
So let me just pause this here.
Did you guys catch that?
unidentified
Hi, PB.
elijah schaffer
Watch.
Listen.
unidentified
You like that fan?
So we're going to be proud and loud.
We're going to take up space.
elijah schaffer
We're going to take up space.
Can I, you know, yeah, you're going to take, you are taking up space.
You are taking up more space than you should.
You are literally spilling out of your seatbelt.
Your nipples are protruding.
What do you even call that boob shape?
What do you even call the hurt?
Each boob has its own side cleavage.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Okay.
So I have this nasty habit to where I forget.
Like, and I'm just saying this.
Like, I forget that I'm a public figure, kind of.
Like, I'm not even, I'm not a big public figure, right?
I'm not big.
But I forget, I have like 700,000 followers on Twitter or something.
Because I mean, this is a really small podcast.
Like, retrospectively, looking back at even things I've done, we have a really small, tight-knit community here.
And I would consider myself to be like a D, a D-level podcaster, right?
Like, I like, I'm not famous.
Nobody knows who I am.
I don't make any waves.
I'm just a blip in the universe.
But I'm God's blip.
No, I'm saying, I'm not being so patronizing.
I mean, we're just a small, we're a small show.
But sometimes I forget that even though like I don't have like 40 million followers, that's still like a decent amount of people, right?
So people find out about the shit that I talk on the internet.
And these people found out, right?
So just to help you guys, in case you want to find out, it's called Eminem's Journey.
That one couple who walks.
I put, if you'd like to leave much needed negativity on the video, please find their page here.
You know, so I, you know, I put that there.
And I said, update, he responded.
Check this out.
This is so good.
They responded.
They have like four response videos, I think, now on their Instagram.
But check this out.
unidentified
So you know that you're doing something right when somebody decides to share your content on X Twitter and try to cause hate.
This is in particular to our Instagram account.
Look, pride is not for everyone.
You can just move on if you don't like it.
I just knew this was bound to happen.
But come on now.
Spread love, not hate.
We spread love, not hate.
And while some might say us showing pride is spreading hate because people don't like pride.
Well, no, it's it's part of who we are.
And I'm gonna make money off of this because if somebody is gonna hate on me, you bet we are going to cash in on it.
We love you all.
We love all our supporters.
People that support us for us.
We love people that support us in all of us.
Not just we love our person.
And our principal says that I'm not normal.
elijah schaffer
I'm going to check right now.
At the time of this filming, I'm going to go to Instagram.
That one couple, right?
That's what we call it.
It's that one couple.
They've made several more videos.
unidentified
Wow.
Did they?
elijah schaffer
Oh, they made him look.
unidentified
Wait.
And just so this person is aware, keep sharing our videos.
Every time somebody goes to our Instagram feed, we get money from ads.
So we are making money off of Instagram.
And since this video will be a minute long.
elijah schaffer
Okay, they're these people are obviously.
I always notice that the weirdest gay people are also poor.
Do you notice that?
These weird ones, the trans people, I think they're just poor.
So like this got 596 likes.
To tell you how little money you make on Instagram, let me go to my Instagram page.
So I have reached only 1.9 million accounts in the last 28 days.
And I don't know about views.
I've only, oh, I've only gotten 5.3 million views on Instagram in the last 28 days.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
So literally only 5.397 something million.
So I guess like 5,400,000 views.
For 5,400,000 views, how much did I get paid on Instagram?
$578.
Okay, so ma'am, you're not, sir, I don't know if it's sir, you're not making money on this.
Okay.
For 5 million views, you get paid.
It's about $100 per million views.
I guess is probably about accurate on Instagram.
And so I guess if you get like 10 million views per video and you're doing one every day, then you're getting like a thousand bucks a day, which is pretty great.
But if you're like me and you just casually shit post on Instagram because you can't put your real content on there, then you only get several million views a month and you get a few hundred dollars.
And that is how we pay rent for the studio.
No, I'm just kidding.
That's how I give Brian that money so he can pay off his debt because Brian is in debt and he's debted to the Chinese.
He got a prostitute named Xing Pao Wow.
And she's like, oh me, I like it so much.
Oh, it's a Filipino government.
Yeah, he got a Filipino whore named Something Wong.
And she goes, ping, ping, wing, wow.
No, they say, Brian, Brian, why you do something?
Why you put on the air conditioning?
And so he has to pay them back for his mail-order bride, who, by the way, has gifted him 16 mulatto children.
Good for Brian.
That's a true story.
We never lie on this show.
Okay, so that was an update.
Okay, you know what I think is back?
I've been beefing with everybody on the internet.
I've been beefing with you all.
Oh, I love how it says this person's from Pakistan.
Okay.
Okay, remember I told you I was beefing with the Pakistanis?
Speaking of that matter, here's the video.
We'll watch it.
I like how they fact-checked it.
Check this out.
They fact-checked this because I said, this explains everything.
And I put a throw-up with India.
And I had put a comment under here saying, India and Pakistan are the same thing.
We'll never visit unless to report the news.
Someone's like, this is Pakistan.
Pakistan is India.
Pakistan is India.
It's the same thing.
It's the same people.
It's just a country made by the British.
It's like being like, actually, he's not Californian.
He's New Yorkan.
It's like, that's the same shit.
It's the same people.
Check it out.
I told you they stink lots.
unidentified
I never have tried soap in my entire life because in my village it was famous that bathing with soap stops your growth.
But now I know that it was a fake myth.
Same like shampoo myth.
So with full confidence, I went to buy a soap near my village.
Body washing soap was not found near the village.
So I sat outside the house.
Then suddenly an idea came to my mind.
I have an ATM card with an amount of $2.
So I went to the city to withdraw money.
Then I went to a shop to buy a shop.
I bought it in $0.47.
After buying the soap, I returned to the village.
Then I filled the bucket with water.
now it's a perfect time to shower with the soap can you imagine While applying soap at my head, I was feeling a lot of excitement, so I sat down.
At the same time, I was getting irritation due to soap getting into my eyes.
So I washed them with the water.
My villagers use laudry soap in everything.
I was feeling great after showering with the bathing soap.
If you are a soap user, then follow and subscribe.
Bye-bye.
elijah schaffer
Okay, there were so many things wrong.
So I actually believe he never used soap because theoretically, there's nothing wrong with putting soap in your hair, right?
There's nothing wrong with that.
And you could clean that way.
But the fact that the first thing he did with a bar of soap was put it in his hair.
This guy's never used a bar of soap in his life and he couldn't find it in his village.
And that's the ironic part.
So, yeah, that's disgusting.
That is crazy.
I am a professional hater at this point.
You know, it just is.
It's something.
Also, I said I wanted to get ahead of this video too, just because it's going to get leaked.
There is a video of me doing something I'm not proud of, so I'll play it for you.
Someone's like, why are you hating on this?
They're getting down.
It was just the fact of wearing a woman's bathing suit with your balls present was more of what I was hating on.
It wasn't people dancing publicly.
It was like, why do you have to have your balls showing?
That's weird.
Let's talk a little bit about what's going on in Australia.
Number one, my wife got a new tattoo, so it's looking good.
Shout out to the vagina.
She said she was going to get a flower on her face.
Not the flower I was thinking of.
I got to talk to you about this the gayest person in Australia.
He is disgusting.
He makes me angry.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm kind of dedicating my life to causing problems on the internet.
And you all should, you know, get in this guy's comments, troll him, do whatever you want.
Because I really hate people like this.
And let me explain you.
So Tim Richardson is an MP.
Okay.
He's a member of parliament.
And he's part of the Australian government, particularly where Dan Andrews was serving.
And Tim is now the parliamentary secretary for men's behavior change.
Okay.
Now, this is problematic for several reasons.
Not only is this fake and gay, and you would expect this from nothing else but Australia.
At this point, it's so sad.
Australia, Crocodile Dundee, the Crocodile Hunter.
We're known for literally people that deal with crocodiles.
The Conquers, the White Australia policy, the colony, the greatness.
You know?
These things, they've just become gay and fake and they bent over their ass and they get fucked every day and no one does anything about it.
So what I'm hoping to do is this guy, I'm hoping that Americans give him a taste of what American politics is like because I have a theory that the reason why Australians are getting fucked so badly in the ass by their politicians more than the United States actually is because American politicians do what they want and Americans don't do anything to stop them.
But they do bitch and complain a lot.
We're very, we complain and we are, we bully people.
So like Americans are big bullies.
And I mean that positively, right?
Like we're like professional haters on the internet.
Australians behave quite well in public and on the internet.
They're quite polite.
And so they're very polite to their politicians.
And so their politicians, like even when they're doing something terrible, it's like, oh, mate, she'll be all right.
You know, so they say, oh, she'll be all right, mate.
Just come get some brekki, you know, do some brunch to Savo.
You know, that's how it always is.
unidentified
Like, hmm.
elijah schaffer
It's just like, get me a kipuchino.
It's actually a flat white, flat white is what they want here.
I order a latte, though, because I like lattes.
And yeah, this guy is now over this department that's seeking to tackle behavioral change.
Now, like all government psyops, the center, the parliamentary department to psyop young guys is actually about undoing the online behavior, the halo chat room behavior, particularly undoing the influence of red pill guys like Myron Gaines from the Fresh and Fit podcast.
They've talked a lot about those kind of guys, Andrew Tate, Tristan Tate, and they've created this parliamentary secretary to work particularly on young boys' behavior online.
And essentially, even though he's supposed to be the department, because they already have a ministry of women, of course, but he's not doing anything to help men.
He's actually going to try to work to censor men and turn them fake and gay.
Okay.
So that's who we're talking about here.
Somebody said, I'm built like my microwaves dirty.
What the hell does that mean?
I don't even know what that means.
Does that mean I'm black?
Oh, I guess locals ended.
The locals chat ended.
I guess locals.
Did locals end?
I guess it did.
Everyone get in here.
Yeah, I don't know what happened.
We've only been going for like an hour and 40 minutes, right?
I don't know, Brian.
What happened, Brian?
unidentified
Don't know.
It just stopped on its own.
All right.
elijah schaffer
to see if it's still up if it's still up brian um and it's and it's not our fault on our end uh i'll uh shoot you an email to their tech support so you can talk to locals to see why that happened last time too See why our locals is running out.
So this is him.
Now, he said down here, okay, this is literally him, right?
This is the guy in charge of turning you fake and gay.
I can't even get that open.
unidentified
Oh, shit.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, look at that guy.
What a homo.
Also, look at this.
He's like, the Matildas won there.
They won their thing.
Bitch, shut up.
Look at him.
I have to probably open this a new tab and then zoom in.
Look at this.
I'm not joking.
I showed this to my father-in-law and he was like, is that serious?
That's the guy.
That looks like me.
If I was more gay and drank too much beer.
I mean, really, I'm not like, he's just, he's built like a marshmallow.
And like, who takes pictures like this?
Who takes pictures like this?
We probably share an uncle.
Maybe one of my gay uncles, both of our uncle.
Look at those knees.
Like, what's going, dude?
Look at the, like, like, dude, what's going on here?
What's going on?
I need to make this illegal.
I need to bring more government control.
Okay.
And look, I'm not cruel to him.
Look, this is his wife here.
Okay.
And somebody was making fun of his wife and saying like, lol, okay?
They're making fun of her.
And he's like, disappointing when people resort to attacking your partner and the mom of your little girls rather than engaging in respectful discussion.
Okay, so first of all, dude, you just shut up.
But secondly, I did defend him, right?
I'm like, hey, man, I'm going to be as critical of you as humanly possible and taking comical digs at each other as a part of us being men.
Because I take his pictures that he uploads.
I zoom in on his face and I make fun of him on the internet because he deserves to be mocked.
I said, but I agree with you on zero attacks on your wife and kids.
If they are not public figures, being married to one doesn't make you a fair target, I should have said doesn't make them a fair target.
We'll never do that.
Nobody should be doing that either.
Enjoy your wife and family, but please be cautious about posting them online if you don't want fresh attacks.
If you don't care, continue to post their faces.
Best to always keep the faces of minor children offline thanks to anonymous weirdos in the LGBTQ community.
But I said that doesn't excuse the fact that you're a pathetic human being and a shining example of why Western society is collapsing.
The criticisms and negative energy directed towards you will rightfully increase as you continue your low-T endeavor into undermining the men of Oz.
Like, this guy is just pathetic.
And we're going to cover him regularly on the show.
unidentified
Good question around what we are doing during the push-up challenge.
We're taking it on by doing jump rights during that time.
I will jump 3,249 times each and every day during the challenge to raise awareness for mental health and well-being.
Why is that number important?
It's the number.
Oh, shit.
elijah schaffer
What the heck did I just do?
I broke my push-up challenge.
No, I didn't do anything.
Shout out, we got 2.2K on Rumble.
This is some good shit.
I'm really happy about that.
Our live stream is growing.
Slow but steady wins the race.
Plus, now that I'm going to be having a lot of in-person guests, and now that I started doing solo shows, the numbers have gone up.
Isn't that weird?
Since I've been doing the shows by myself and only trying to have good guests on like Joel.
Oh, someone said they'll jail me for that?
No, I'm not doing anything illegal.
I'm just critical of this guy.
Like, I just make fun of him because he's a loser.
But it's not illegal to make fun of people.
Although the government does try to make it illegal to make fun of people.
And he probably will try to get me like banned or something for making fun of him.
I told him the only thing that the only men's behavior he needs to change is his diet and exercise routine because dude is overweight.
And he's like crying.
I bodied him.
The reason why I bring this up is because I bodied him.
He made this.
Let me see if I can bring this up here.
He made this remark about, we have this epidemic of women dying and we need to like, we need to, we need to protect them.
So I said this, right?
I was like, what the hell is wrong with this computer?
I'm like, he's leading the new department to correct male behavior in Australia.
It's fucked up government PSYOP to reduce masculinity in young men.
And since the internet disguises helping men, make sure to counter every post he makes.
He needs public pressure.
This is the face of the progressive authoritarian regime.
If you are a man or have sons, this guy needs to be peacefully opposed on every fund.
Someone's like, why did you say peacefully?
Well, we do not have free speech laws here in Australia.
And I am a foreigner.
So I cannot say that.
I'm not the kind of foreigner that needs to get out of Australia, though.
I said politicians are weak and they've gotten away from, they've gotten away with abusing their people for too long.
Stop the abuse of young men.
Do your part.
Become more masculine.
Become unafraid.
Don't let beta losers like this guy threaten the strength of your offspring while importing millions of foreigners.
These people are spineless traitors to the founders of this nation.
Australia needs a reform of real men standing up.
And it's never going to go that far because like 15,000 because a lot of Australians follow me.
But I take it seriously.
My son's an Australian citizen, right?
So, and he's like saying this whole thing, like another devastating weekend of four women killed.
Okay.
Of course, all he cares about is women because he's a cuck.
And I wrote this, terrible when anyone is killed, bitch, but it appears men are the largest victims of homicide.
It's like, he was like, 75 women are homicided every year.
Yeah, 200 men are homicided every year.
Isn't it crazy?
The amount of Australians that die in homicide every year is like equivalent to the amount of people in South Chicago that are killed every year by homicide.
Yeah, America has a black crime problem that they don't want to talk about.
I said, so four of these women were killed, but police only released the description of one of the perps and he was white and so was his victim, but wouldn't release the details on the murderers or the victims.
That's because the murderers and the victims were probably either black, Muslim, or Aboriginal, because there's a lot of domestic violence issues.
But instead of correcting the domestic violence issues in the Islamic communities and getting them out or correcting them in the Aboriginal communities, they go after white young men because they want to, it's all about preventing white people from collectivizing.
I want you to get that, white man.
Or, if you have white sons, or you have a friend who has white sons, what they're most afraid of is white people learning about their true history, learning about their true destiny, and breaking through the trillions of dollars they spend, the decades of propaganda they put us through, the tens and hundreds of millions of dollars they pump into the media to propagandize and make us psyopt into being fake and gay.
When you break through that, you realize being white is incredible.
When you realize being white is awesome, when you realize being a man is a manifest destiny and you combine being white and a man together, just a man together in general, but also, you know, no one else is psyoped like that.
You realize that you know, you have so much fucking power.
You don't need to say white power.
You are white and you are the power.
Go get it, girl.
That was my little, uh, my little pep talk.
The girl's like, You're such, you're so beautiful.
Nah, dude.
You realize it's like you just break through and you're like, ah, you can feel the injection.
unidentified
I'm taking the brains.
I'm taking it.
elijah schaffer
This is a cam link.
unidentified
Inject that shit.
elijah schaffer
I know it's true.
Like, when you realize how cool it is to be a white male, you're just like, nothing matters anymore.
unidentified
Nothing really matters.
Nothing really matters to me.
elijah schaffer
That's my attempt at opera.
I'm not an opera singer.
But I also said this: right, is that men going to work have statistically 500% chance higher of dying than women do from domestic violence.
And we don't like, we don't, we don't freak people out from going to work.
And I was like, be careful of dishonest politicians like this guy trying to drive fear into women, demonize men, create gender resentment, and manipulate stats to push an anti-male progressive agenda.
Going to work diligently to debunk this guy and oppose his deceptive rationale.
He's part of the new lame men's behavioral Gestapo.
What a pathetic loser.
And that's all I want to say: they're creating government departments based on trying to make young boys gay.
And that's what Australia is doing.
Australia is creating a department to destroy masculinity in the next generation.
I am not joking with you.
It's in Victoria.
That's going to come to a country near you.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
Someone said, is that why Elijah was fun?
What was I fun with?
No, I'm guys.
I'm not actually on drugs.
This is actually the real me.
I don't think you remember me on shows in the past.
I have just, I have, I have been attacked on every front for like the last couple years.
Okay.
People have tried to destroy my life in a lot of ways, much of which you don't even know about.
And it's just been unit's been miserable.
And I've, and I haven't been happy here in Australia per se.
Okay.
I don't really like it here.
I like America.
I'm an American.
I like the United States.
I hadn't been able to go back.
And since I've gone back from the United States, I've been so much happier.
And I'm coming back permanently as well.
Right?
And I was feeling my unborn child Would kick for the first time last night.
And my little son comes up to me and he's like, Dad, he actually says, Dad, why did Hillary Clinton murder people who tried to expose the deep state?
And I told him, I said, Son, you may only be a little over a year old, but some things are better left for grown-ups.
Now, my son doesn't have full vocab, but he says, Dad, he looked around the whole house.
unidentified
He goes, Dad, dad.
elijah schaffer
And then I say, Yes, son.
And he looks at me and he smiles.
You can't buy that shit.
That feels good when you hear your son wanting you to come to him.
And then you come to your son and then you, he's just happy that he sees you.
And you just like go back to your work.
He does it all the time.
He calls until I come see him.
He's learning that his voice can call people.
So, so cute, man.
And then I, and then, you know, I got my pregnant wife, which, by the way, I'm very aroused by the female pregnant form.
Not that you needed to know that.
But I've told you guys, I find my wife is just, I just find that to be like a pregnancy is like a sex.
Like, I don't know.
A lot of you guys said that you understood what I meant by that.
But pregnancy is just, it's hot, you know?
And so, you know, you got her and you're, I'm feeling my baby kick in her womb.
And it feels good, you know?
Like, we made that.
I'm praying for a safe delivery.
I love, I love my little family.
I love them.
I won't get any more sappy than that, but I love them.
And I'm coming back to America.
My energy, I feel it.
This is how I am.
I feel it.
I'll read super chats because it's getting late.
Can anybody still explain to me what that means that I'm built like my microwave is dirty?
Bitch, my wife, I have a wife.
She stays at home.
She cleans everything.
I don't clean.
So I have one here from NB Janice0404 said, The Pajit Nazi army is behind Elijah.
G-tile, G-tile, G-tile.
Kyle West, 737, said, are you going to be back in the States for the 250th?
7-4.
Have you heard of any plans for?
No, you know what?
I am going to be back, but I don't know if I'm just going to have a...
So, should I throw an event?
Should we do like a see, I don't have a house.
I'm going to move into a condo because I don't have anything.
I'm coming with a suitcase to the United States.
I'm moving to the United States with a suitcase.
Like, I don't have anything.
I'm just moving back.
I've sold all my stuff.
I actually gave all my furniture, like tens of thousands of dollars of high-end furniture to my father, who was moving into his home.
And yeah, he had no money because he just had my mom's life insurance money and he had no money for furniture.
So it just turned out that he got a house.
We got him into a house.
And then he didn't have any money besides his pen, you know, it was like whatever, pension or whatever from the life insurance.
And then I furnished his whole house for him.
So, because I love him.
And yeah.
And I made him buy a couple things off me, just a couple of little things.
So I'd have a little bit of cash for when I was traveling here.
But he got like, you know, like a nice pottery bar and bed and like a bunch of William Sonoma furniture.
And maybe you're, maybe you're rich and that's not high end to you, but I'm not rich.
I make $12 a year.
So yeah, so that's where it's at.
But I'm coming back.
So I don't know what's going on.
I don't have anything.
I'm coming back with zero.
I don't have a studio.
So things are going to be rocky for a couple weeks there because I'm going to go to a hotel and find a place to live.
So that's just part of my life.
unidentified
Oh, my gosh.
elijah schaffer
That's sorry.
I'm trying to look, say, why are you built like that?
Your bug face.
I don't know why, what that means.
Rent fee, microwave.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
I'm really confused.
I don't know what that means.
All right.
Let me see if the other.
Brian, can you send me the other super chats?
Because I don't think I can read them because it exited out on my.
Oh, there's another one.
Hold up.
Duke of Mime said, So are the Abbos like engines that act black?
I just remember that Gavin said there are no ABBOs allowed in the Proud Boys.
Yeah, you're not allowed.
You're not allowed to join.
They're like, they're like lower IQ American blacks without the aggression.
They are very violent, though.
They'll hit you and knock you out, but they mostly abuse each other.
But if you're a kid and you're on a bus with them, they'll beat you up because they'll have no consequence.
So they're like unruly American blacks, but are alcoholics.
That's what Aboriginals are like.
And some of which are nice people.
Here's another super chat.
So I'm scrolling.
I don't have my computer these last couple days.
Elijah, please interview JJ Carroll about the brewing war in South Ghetto, Chicago.
And let us know if it is as bad as the guy saying it is.
88.
I don't know who that is.
Send me a message.
Not if it's, I think Elijah is doing drugs.
And Maya Monkey keeps saying that I'm pinching one.
Phoenix Fire said, the street women want you to be husband and father, which you are.
The gays love how cute you are and how strong and masculine you are.
Everybody loves you.
The question is, Phoenix, are you a woman or are you gay?
So that's a question because that would depend how I take that compliment.
alex jones
I'm a married man.
elijah schaffer
But you called me a Dilf in chat, which is interesting.
Frank Rizzo said, hi, Hail Canada.
Thank you.
DVD Chamblis said, Do you think they'll have another pandemic suddenly appear this November?
If so, what is your money on?
So I know that they have Disease X.
I don't know if it's going to be another pandemic, but nothing's out of the picture.
I suspect that you should at least be prepared for inner city violence.
So I suggest go to my Patriot supply for your emergency food kits at preparewithvnn.com.
That's my other network that we're building.
Go to preparewithvnn.com, P-E-R-P-A-R-E, W-I-T-H-V-N.com.
You can get $200 off their three-month emergency food kit.
Buy one of those.
Buy a three-month emergency food kit at Prepare the VNN.
They don't even sponsor this show, but it's another show that I'm on.
Buy the kit, buy a lot of bullets, buy some Kevlar.
One thing that people forget to buy, and I think it's interesting, is gas masks.
Gas masks are more important than firearms in terms of regional violence because you might not necessarily be getting killed and people might not be getting killed, but the quickest way out of a serious area is usually through the tear gas because that's towards like police lines.
Or it's also like police already cleared the area.
And so there's neither police nor protesters.
So you can run through tear gas.
And tear gas is shitty.
And they also can't mace you.
So if you're running towards police lines, they'll spray you with bear mace, right?
Which is happening many times.
And it burns your skin.
But they spray you with bear mace.
You should all get pepper sprayed once in the eyes.
You've had to seen videos.
The first time I was like, holy shit, that actually, I know why people are upset.
It hurts.
Getting tasered hurts.
I've been tasered.
Getting shot with rubber bullets hurts.
I've been shot with rubber bullets at riots.
Getting your leg broken by a tear gas grenade launcher hurts really badly.
That happened to me.
You guys have heard that story.
Getting beat up hurts.
But I will tell you what, tear gas is terrible.
It's actually terrible.
It actually, it's actually, like, quite frankly, maybe it should be illegal, but it's, it's literally, it clears crowds because you literally can't be in it.
Like, you'll suffocate, basically.
And it hurts.
Like the area, even if you don't go in the gas, it hurts.
So, wear a get gas mask.
Go to Amazon and get one.
Get a couple filter changes because they last about like a month in tear gas, and then you have to change out the filters.
These are little advice you only get here is to make sure that you get your uh make sure you get that.
Um, someone said, We are civilized, we drive cars.
I don't know what that means.
Someone said, Gas been gassing a lot.
Yeah, good point.
So, make sure you get your gas mask.
Um, and then also, if you want to know what kind of gas mask to get, don't get don't don't try to be cool and get like a World War II one with a big uh uh filter on it.
Um, a good example of a good gas mask that I've used, like you want to get one that's comfortable if there's if there's violence.
Um, especially if you're like me and you actually want to go to the violence intentionally, right?
Like, I'm I want to be at the violence.
Um, watch this.
So, see, I want to show you like a good example of a good gas mask that will fit well and that's like comfortable.
Um, yeah, here we go.
Get one like this.
Don't get a front loader, get a I don't think it shows my address here, does it?
unidentified
Let me see.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay, get one like this.
What you want to do is you want to get literally this.
Um, let me see if I can just zoom in.
Yeah, so you want to, this you're going to get this exact one actually.
Uh, the PD, the full face organic vapor in particulate respirator, dual activated charcoal filtration.
Um, get one like this, but I think if you want to legit get one that's like higher rated, right, against like toxic fumes, um, you want to get one that's made in America.
I wouldn't do one on the side like this, that's like that's more for like looks, I think.
Um, I think I have a PT 101, though.
I, you have to look at the rating of the filters and what it is.
I might, I might even have a, uh, I think I have the military grade face respirator, but it has uh smaller cans on the side.
So, you want to, I don't think you need military grade though, because I don't think you're like getting mustard gassed.
You just want to be able to protect your face.
But I suggest getting one with the whole face mask because it fogs up and then get some defogger.
So, you want to get some stuff for you need to also buy a bottle, the stuff that you get to keep your lenses from fogging up in high uh humid areas and spray the inside of the mask.
This is like not a joke.
And then, also, next next to your uh mask in the inside, tape a shaver and a little bit of shaving cream, like a disposable shaver and pack it.
Because on your go, you're probably not, if there's like serious emergency, you're not going to have time to grab your shaver and stuff.
You're going to just go for your grab bag and you need to shave your facial hair off for when you wear it, or you won't get a tight seal.
Even if you have a nice beard, you need to shave it off.
So, if there's problems, you need to keep a mask and your and I'm not, I'm not ex-military, you guys would know more, but I have I'm a field journalist or have been, and I've been in many riots, many, many, many riots.
And I've been gassed and shot and stuff, and I've been held at gunpoint and things.
I'm not a soldier, but I've worn a mask with a beard on and I've worn it without one on, and it's much tighter.
You get less gas in and you can breathe.
Um, you want to make sure you have full facial recognition too, and then you have it fitted to your face.
Make sure you have one for all everyone in your home.
These are illegal in Australia, I can't buy them here.
Um, but I think this one, I think the PD100, or maybe it's the 100, uh, 100, works fine for tear gas, but don't look that up because I'm not, I'm not that knowledgeable.
Whatever one I got works really well for tear gas.
That's all you need.
You need it rated for tear gas and bear mace.
So that's their last advice.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
That's your last.
I hope that's helpful to somebody to know.
I hope somebody learned something today.
Someone said, oh, someone said, I'm not walking through tear gas.
I'm driving through them.
Yeah, I actually survived the Holocaust.
So that's why I used one.
Do they make them for children?
Yeah, yeah, they do.
They have children's sizes.
Yes.
Get them for kids.
I think you just type this in, right?
You could probably just type in gas mask kids.
They're just available on Amazon.
And they're like, yeah, look, check this out.
I have one at home for my, I already ordered them.
So you can get little ones for kids.
I would recommend getting them, make sure it's full face coverage because they'll get anxiety.
And also, with kids, you need to make sure that you do training with them.
So you need to teach them how to put the gas mask on themselves.
And you need to have like times around the house where you guys all wear the gas masks for an hour together so that they get like make it a fun game.
Like maybe you're playing cops and robbers or something and everyone wears their gas mask because I'm telling you this, you also might, you need to get accustomed to breathing in a gas mask.
It's good for training.
It's you have to take really slow deep breaths in gas masks because there's pressure.
And I know people that like, when you're wearing them for like five to six hours, it starts to hurt your face and you start to get claustrophobic.
Like you start to like, like just want to like breathe air.
Breathe air.
unidentified
Breathe air.
elijah schaffer
But your kids might actually, so I wouldn't worry about you.
You're not going to be a bitch, but your kids might be freaking out in them.
These are just random dad advice.
Make sure you train.
I have Kez train with a gas mask.
Women and stuff need to train because it can get freaky, you know?
I don't think these are, those are just detachable tactical masks.
But yeah, there's kids size masks and you can just get them here.
And I would recommend putting some stickers on them, making them look cool.
Maybe, yeah, maybe turn their gas mask into like something cool if you're crafty.
So your kids want to wear it.
But just remember that with the, I don't know if this is rated.
This might be rated.
But this is a respirator, but you should be able to get a better gas mask for kids online.
They make them for kids.
And they have smaller face coverage.
But anyway, I'm done with the gas mask talk.
We're done with that.
I bought the one with the gay pink respirators.
All right, let me look at the local super chats and see what we're doing here.
And we're still live there.
I think I have to go on here to look at them.
Give me a second.
Let me go to locals.
I know I see you chat.
And let me also go to censored and see if you guys sent any chats there because I'm just on my laptop.
So I'm not on all my chats.
Apologies.
All right.
Dusty Tart said, IFGT, which is its fucking go time.
Yeah, it is.
Debstup said, Charlie's not looking forward to Elijah returning to the U.S.
I don't know what that means.
Primetime Pimp said, you can do the rump Schaefer.
The thug Schaefer.
Give me that thug Schaefer, dude.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't know what that means, sir.
unidentified
I don't know what that means, but I think it's crazy.
elijah schaffer
Crazy enough.
Oh, by the way, I told Joel Davis.
I was like, I was like, oh, hey, people really liked your episode.
And he's like, yeah, people like Hitler.
I was like, what?
What does that even mean?
unidentified
Um, what is this?
Hmm.
elijah schaffer
Wait, what is this?
Let me go to sensors.
I'm trying to find.
So give me a second here.
I'm trying to find how I get onto this.
Oh, control panel.
unidentified
Go to that.
elijah schaffer
I just learned how to read Super Chats on here.
No, nobody sent any.
But live streams, live questions?
Can I, is there anywhere I can like read the chat?
I guess I just have to go back to censored TV and then go to the chat.
Sorry, guys.
I'm like actually retarded.
It's not an act.
You know what I mean?
I heard that we got the new chat.
I want to see this.
Did we get the new chat implemented?
We did.
unidentified
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You know, you guys complained that the chat was fake and gay on censored.
Okay, guys.
Well, we got it fixed.
Look at this.
Now censored has, I don't know why I wasn't in here.
Censored has a chat.
It's got a real chat now.
So now we've got real chat.
Like, it used to be this like gay chat box, but it's just like this.
No more.
Okay.
And you don't have to put in your name.
It's just your name on your profile.
No super chats on here.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
So not enough people are using it, but if you watch the show live, you can watch it live and chat still.
I mean, you could make this bigger and like you could, I mean, you could, you know, you could change the dimensions so that the show's, you know, proper, right?
But I just have it like this for my screen.
Shout out to Spaghetti N-Word and Redwater and Doomsday and Kyle Fuller, Cocteau, and all the people in the chat.
But yeah, that's awesome.
That's so good.
Because a lot of you guys are here, right?
In locals.
What the fuck is that?
It's me.
What is that?
My son can say that.
unidentified
What is that?
elijah schaffer
What is that?
Someone said, we remember more of what he says than he does.
Oh, Charlie is the doll.
Someone said, where is everybody on censored?
No, I think it logged out for a bunch of people, guys.
I think, like, that's what there's only six people in here.
It was at, like, it was way, it was high.
And then I got an alert on my end.
It kicked me out.
I was out.
I was kicked out of locals on my screen.
I said, like, it was over.
So I think everyone got kicked out.
And everyone just puts the N-word on the screen.
unidentified
Why?
elijah schaffer
Why do you do that?
Brian, did I read all the super chats on Rumble?
Did I read them all?
unidentified
You did.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Someone said, do not buy these AliExpress masks.
Dude, they actually work.
A Roman Salute said you should vlog your experience, moving to the US.
Australia has a shit cut at this point.
After you move back, your channel will grow.
Yeah, it will because I'm going to be doing real work in the streets and stuff.
And I'm starting a real studio.
Dude, someone said, don't.
They're marked up.
No, they're not.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
They're not the same.
And you can get, they're actually fine masks for tear gas.
Okay.
You can get more expensive and better masks that are like $400, $300 that are 3M.
But the ones that I originally showed you, they're fine to get.
So it actually works.
I've used them and they work.
Someone said Elijah wears crop tops while Rambo running through the concrete jungle.
And then the Virgo on Fire said, I love how Elijah gets such random comments.
Yeah, it's true.
Organami said, E, pray for me.
I live hours away from a girl that accepts my retardation.
And when I spurg out, she has a fucking delight in wife material, but we live so far away.
Did you and Kez have a similar thing?
Dog, Kez lived in Australia.
Like, oh, I need to take a nap.
I have four more shows to do after this.
Kez was a, Kez lived in Australia.
And I met her and she was like, oh, yeah, I live in Australia.
And she was like, people know our story.
And then she was like, oh, yeah, I don't want to talk to you.
I mean, sorry.
So then I ignored her for a week.
And then she was going to write me this letter about how I was like the worst person in the world.
She had it all written out.
And then her friend told her, maybe don't send it.
Maybe he'll hit you back up.
Then I hit her back up one night.
And I was talking to her.
So I love her a lot.
She's great.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
elijah schaffer
Someone said the stream broke on locals.
Yeah, yeah, it did.
So I don't know how that works, but it did.
The stream did break.
Shout out to our tech team that's censored for doing what I asked.
Beefer said, oh, shit, real chat.
For real, for real.
Yeah, no one knew that.
And the nice thing is, is that we have all these chats going.
So now, now when I get back to the U.S., I'll have like my chats open.
I'm planning on just getting like a big monitor that's like here.
And then my censored chats open my chat.
And I can just kind of like engage with the chat.
I like to, I've gotten better over the years engaging more.
Someone also just sent in a dollar and said, Joel Davis interview was so based, I almost regained hope for our survival.
Okay, I guess we're done.
What state is Elijah moving to?
Florida.
Florida.
I trust Elijah, Peter Stickerson's.
Some said Elijah just took a shot in the dark and it worked out.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, because Kez commented on one of my videos in 2018.
And then I messaged her.
And then I went to her profile and she was wearing a Trump shirt.
And she's obviously very beautiful.
And so I was like, oh, hey, yeah, you look good.
And I'm a Trump supporter.
And I slid in with the political stuff.
So we met over politics.
Kez and I aligned politically.
And then I saw a video of her on her profile.
This is old news.
This is like old lore for those that don't know.
By the way, Kez told me that she's willing, she's willing, she's willing to pre-record a podcast with me on a separate channel because she doesn't want our kids watching the show.
Because it's obviously daddy's got a potty mouth.
So was it Elijah did a, what the hell?
I did a fuck a fan contest.
Yeah, with Kez.
Yeah.
Well, the point was, is I saw a video of her making fun of Antifa.
And then they attacked her and she was laughing and mocking them while they were attacking her.
And I got a boner.
And that's why I married her, honestly.
And then she told me she was a virgin on the phone.
And then I was like, all right, I'm marrying you.
And I literally married her like a month later.
That's like actually not a joke.
That's real.
And then I was like, oh, I'm just coming to Australia.
And she's like, you don't even know if you like me.
And I was like, yeah, we're probably going to get married.
So you're going to be fine.
But she said, I realized with Kez, so we have this idea for a show and it's really good.
And it's actually better than this show.
And there's a way that we're going to make it more offensive than this show, but make it safe for advertisers.
And it's, yeah, it'll probably only be once a week.
And it'll probably release on the weekends.
So probably like something releases on like Saturday morning.
But it's such a good idea.
I came up with this fantastic idea.
And it's kind of a ripoff of some other shows, but they're not doing it right.
And that's all my shows, right?
I told you.
All my shows is that I see a show that's bad and I'm like, I could do it just as bad.
No, but there's an idea for a show that I've always thought that a couple people kind of do now, but they're not really good.
And it's mostly aged at like 15 year olds.
And I want to make it aimed at adults and make it very edgy.
So that'll be good.
And then when I get back to Florida, I'd like to have Texas.
I'd like to have Fleckas on the show in studio.
unidentified
be nice all right Thank you, Brian.
elijah schaffer
I'm blind.
I retired and I'm blind.
All right, I'm really happy.
I'm really, really happy.
Let's see how we're doing on our chat here on Rumble.
I mean, my energy is dying because it's the end of the day, but let's go here.
Last, last, last, last.
When you go to Rumble, it's good to see.
These are the picks, right?
So we go to Rumble.
Let's go down to live.
Where are we at, folks?
Look where we're at.
We're streaming big.
We're streaming good.
We've got a lot of people watching our show these days.
And I'm really fucking happy.
Where's the doll?
Why are my parents down?
I don't know.
Why do you have Down syndrome?
unidentified
Don't you ever misbehave.
elijah schaffer
Don't you ever misbehave.
Don't you ever.
Like, your kid is more likely to be abused by a Pajit than by a gay person.
Don't you ever be abused.
Don't you ever average Pajit discipline?
Now go play with your other child molesters.
Okay.
Yeah.
I like how that fake tweet they made of me that was like, and I'd like to get some pleasure from this.
It's like, dog, I could read that in an Indian accent, and it was Indian.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
It's the end of the day.
I think we've had a lot of fun.
Shout out to chat.
Make sure you support the show directly in two ways.
Drop a comment, drop a like.
chris hayes
Watch.
elijah schaffer
We are live Monday, Wednesday, Fridays at 10 p.m. on Rumble.
And we're live Monday, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays on Censored.
So we have an extra show on Thursday nights on Censored.
We've been doing a lot of good stuff over there.
It's a little different than this, but it's fucking awesome.
We've been looking at the real history of World War II and the Holocaust and how Israel took power and a lot of those things.
So it's been very good.
But you got to sign up at Censored.
You got to support the show.
It's not a joke.
It's like we're growing, but we don't have funding unless we're supported at Censored.
And so we're going to grow and go and we're going to keep being based and make based content and out-compete the gatekeepers.
We've got a long-term plan and we can bring on a lot of based people and get the ideas out there.
But you got to support there with my injection site at Offensive.
You can also join the locals chat, which a lot of you are.
That's great.
You can join the locals private chat and support there.
But most importantly, you can also check out the advertisers, which were undertak boxers down below.
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let's watch one more thing before we go because we can i think i mentioned that i would i would show it so apparently black people went to pride It's so funny.
It's everywhere they go.
They just like, I don't understand why they like that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, check this out.
So Philadelphia Pride.
Black people went to Pride and here's what happened.
No matter what, there's always, why are people always fighting?
The ghetto blacks are just annoying.
Okay, so we're all there.
One more chat.
Orga momi said, I'm taking the same approach as you took with Kez, praying constantly.
She's the shit, and our humor is so on point.
God bless E.
Yeah, just go get her.
As for men, go get your women.
People, they just rape women and like kidnap them.
And I'm not promoting raping and kidnapping.
I just mean like people used to just go literally grab their women.
Go get your woman.
Just go wife her.
Just go get guys like, it's hard to meet a woman.
Stop dating 304s.
Go find a woman.
unidentified
It's really hard.
elijah schaffer
Dude, I had to go around the world to find a virgin wife.
I got to find a wife in another country.
Okay.
But I'm attracted to white women, you know, primarily.
So I had to look in white countries and I found one.
Another super chat, by the way.
Someone said, I like your plan, Elijah.
Long-term thinking.
Yeah.
Long-term thinking, we're going to be based.
That's what the network I'm building.
Long-term plan.
You don't tell people your plans.
What long-term plan is we're going to grow the stream.
I'm going to keep the legit attitude like a legit show.
I'll always build a legit set.
We'll fly in guests.
We'll keep it legit so we can compete directly with ourselves.
Meaning, I'm not trying to compete with Con Inc.
You know, I'm trained in show production.
Like I'm formally trained.
I've worked in large studios.
I've worked on films and documentaries.
I know how production.
I know cinematography.
I know cameras.
I know sound design.
I know software.
So does Brian knows most of this stuff too, technicalities.
But really what's limited us is our budget and the fact that we don't take ourselves too seriously.
So we don't try too hard.
We don't want to overproduce.
I think overproduction is just complicates things.
And you want to, but you want to keep it trimmed, right?
You want a trimmed budget.
So you don't want to have to rely on 12 people because then you have to start dealing with workman's comp and all this stuff.
You just want to keep it tight and just easy, you know, just a couple people and you work on it.
And that being said, though, I'd still like to, we are doing a good job and I've done this in my closet.
I'm in a broom closet, if you remember that reference.
I've done it out of broom closets, but I'd like to get a proper warehouse and build a proper creative space and do a proper company and make my shows.
And literally, I'm not competing against anyone.
I'm not trying to be the next Glenn Beck.
I'm not trying to be the next Tucker Carlson.
What I'd like to be is what I set out to be from the beginning, which is to be a gateway show that sort of introduces people to what's going on in the world in a way that's entertaining, but still slightly offensive.
And that we can be a gateway between the far right and the establishment right.
So I'm really just competing against myself.
And we'll talk to everybody.
We'll talk to, you know, boring establishment politicians and neo-Nazis.
So it's like, I just, I just want to have conversations with everyone on the right wing and enjoy my time.
And, you know, that doesn't mean that every guest is great or that, you know, every show is as good as the other, but it keeps up my vision, which without vision, dreams fail.
And my vision is that this remains a gateway between the two sides so we can have balance.
And the way that we are allowed to stay mainstream, that keeps us in mainstream and still have very based people on early on, right?
have like Fuentes on now, but we had him on years ago, like four or five years ago, when he was fully canceled, is because I have also on sometimes establishmenty kind of people.
I would still have on a lot of Jewish guests, but most of my Jewish friends have cut me off or unfollowed me.
My colleagues, I should say.
My friends are still my friends.
unidentified
Can you imagine?
elijah schaffer
A lot of them have cut me off.
Yeah.
So we keep ourselves as the gateway, as the gateway to the moon.
Someone said, I like your style.
Kind of like Crowder, where you both like to use offensive comedy to entertain your audience while you give the depressing news of how fucked up the world is.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Someone said, I'm here for you, Elijah.
Everyone said, E, ceiling bird chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.
Someone said to me to show my bobs and the gene.
We should get a promo code chirp.
You're right.
So that's good.
That was a smoke alarm chirp.
It plays sometimes when there's black people on the screen.
All right.
I think there was one.
Did I miss one last chat?
anthony fauci
Do you love black people?
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry if I missed a super chat.
Is that Orgo Mommy?
But wasn't there one above that?
I think so.
We can cut off.
Oh, Mike Bake, 69 said, Elijah, I've become a big fan of yours since you made it onto censored TV.
Watching you is like talking to myself in my dump truck while I beat my ass to the road.
Oh, beat my ass on the road.
Imagine that's like beating the shit out of his ass.
Congrats on your new baby.
Thank you, sir.
And congrats on your life, too.
I think I read all the super chats.
If I didn't read them, I'm sorry.
I'll do one look on locals and then we'll sign out.
Yes, we're good to go.
And censored.
Said Elijah Schaefer.
Yeah, down there said, oop, how Redwater said, who do you have in mind for your first guests in the new studio?
I don't know.
I haven't thought about it.
But I definitely might be reuniting with Caitlin Bennett.
Gun Girl might be on one of my first ones.
Maybe Fleckas.
I'd like to have on Luke Rykowski, Clint Russell.
And I'd like to have on my dick.
No, I don't know who I'm going to have on.
I probably should fly.
I probably should fly someone out interesting and like large.
Like, yeah.
Like, maybe I'll just like, maybe it'll just be like a shocker.
You know what I mean?
I'll just like, may I also invite someone like shockingly confusing?
Have a great rest of the week, guys.
Thank you for supporting me.
And I'm going to let you know as I end, I really thank you guys for watching this show and taking time out of your day and your schedules and your family and your night to be here with me and to be here together.
It means a lot to me.
I don't take it for granted.
I don't think it's lame.
I really do think it's awesome that you guys take this seriously and are based and red-pilled and keep on the good fight of faith.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
Shout out to Brian and Mike for doing the work and putting the work in to make the show possible, even though our guests canceled last minute.
Have a great rest of the week and may God bless the United States of America.
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