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May 30, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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IT’S HAPPENING: Trump is Going to Jail?!

Kangaroo court is in session.. And Donald Trump is in the crosshairs. People are gradually thinking more and more Trump behind bars could become a possibility - what does it mean for the GOP frontrunner and a potential Trump presidency? Things may get weird..Show more Also.. Germans are FED UP with unfettered immigration into their country. This has been expressed recently by the hit dance song “Auslander Raus”, or, “Foreigners Out”.. and now people are being investigated for simply chanting along to the song? All this and more on tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE! — ➤ RUMBLE LINK: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive , promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ UNDERTAC: Get the best pair of boxers in America that are breathable, don't ride up, and last the test of time. Plus, they are battle forces tested. http://www.undertac.com for 20% off with the offer code OFFENSIVE20. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. ➤ NUTRONICS LABS: Are you feeling drained, experiencing unwanted weight gain, or simply lacking energy?! Introducing Man's Edge from Nutronics Labs, the ultimate solution for low testosterone. With powerful ingredients like fenugreek, NO2 and IGF-1, Man's Edge offers a whopping 46% increase in testosterone levels. Buy one bottle and get any IGF-1 product free with autoship, saving you an amazing 50% off. Visit http://www.tboostnow.com and use promocode SLIGHTLYOFFENSIVE today! __ ⇩ELIJAH’S SOCIAL MEDIA ⇩ ➤ X: https://X.com/ElijahSchaffer ➤ RUMBLE: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive ➤ INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/slightlyoffensive.tv ➤ TELEGRAM https://t.me/SlightlyOffensive ➤ GAB: https://gab.com/elijahschaffer __ ➤BOOKINGS + BUSINESS INQUIRIES: [email protected] __ ⇩EXCELLENT RESOURCES FOR KIDS ⇩ Head to https://bit.ly/teach-freedom for a unique book series that introduces the important ideas that schools no longer teach. Show less

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elijah schaffer
01:42:24
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alina habba
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eric trump
02:37
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harris faulkner
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leonarda jonie
00:36
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elijah schaffer
Well, it looks like Trump might actually be going to jail.
I mean, you can see this here.
We're going to watch a clip, and it seems highly suspicious on what's going on with the Trump case.
And I say, look, even if he's not going to get locked up in an actual prison, he's kind of already in jail, as AOC let it slip, because they're tying him up in these law fair cases so he can't campaign and has to hang out with blacks in the Bronx.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but he's not really able to get around the country because he's stuck in these stupid courthouses going through all this insanity.
And we're going to be talking about that.
It's so much more here on Knightly Offensive.
My name's Elijah Schaefer.
We've got a great show for you.
Google's being subpoenaed finally for election interference.
Will it result in any convictions?
We'll find out.
Plus, we are going to be looking at the dumbest black guy you've ever seen in your life.
He was on a court case driving on a suspended license and called while driving his car.
We got a lot to cover here.
It is approximately 10.02 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Let's start the show.
I'm not going to talk about this topic a lot because I actually really don't care, honestly, because to me, this is all just stupidity going on in the country.
And we've got more important things to talk about, like watching black people be retarded.
However, Tim Poole brought this up saying, hey, do you think Trump will be convicted?
I voted yes, chat, and I'd love to know if what you think.
People said no.
I'm not saying he's going to prison, but they're going to get him on something, right?
I mean, they at least impeached him because as somebody pointed out recently, this is absolutely insane.
Apparently, they're not going to need a unanimous vote in order to convict him.
Watch.
harris faulkner
Well, let me ask you about the three choices.
And one thing in particular that this judge said that these jurors could do.
He just delivered what is being called really the pinnacle of all of this.
He said that there is no need to agree on what has occurred.
They can disagree on what the crime was among the three choices.
Thus, this means that they could split four, four, four, and the judge would still treat them unanimously.
What does that mean?
unidentified
Yeah.
Well, it's really outrageous because in a normal criminal case, every statutory crime has what we call elements of the offense.
Like in a bank robbery case, it's, you know, you have to rob.
It's got to be a financial institution.
You have to show intent.
Those are the things the jury has to agree on unanimously that they were proved beyond a reasonable doubt.
Here, what we're doing is taking the element that actually makes this a felony.
Because remember, falsification of records is normally a misdemeanor in New York.
What makes it a felony is that you're concealing or committing another crime.
And here the judge is telling them they don't have to agree about what the other crime is under circumstances where that not only is what makes this a felony, what makes it a four-year potential prison penalty rather than a year or less, but it's also what gets us into the courtroom.
Because if this had been a misdemeanor, the time to bring this case would have lapsed in 2019.
So the only reason they're still able to bring this case is because it's a felony, allegedly.
And yet now the judge is saying, you know, you don't have to agree on what the felony is.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
So if you're confused by all of these court cases, you are exactly where I'm at.
It's very hard to track what's going on.
You basically have bullshit going on over here and more bullshit going on over here.
And if you get your face close enough to it, to all of the shit, it's like taking a trip to India.
You know what I mean?
I mean, why buy a ticket to going to Mumbai when you can get all the shit in your face you want by just turning on MSNBC and Fox News.
So as we talk about this, there's really nothing going on here, except for the fact they're going to try to, you know, pelt him with a felony so they can, you know, move past the statutes of limitations and then get him put in prison.
But I'm telling you, and this is the absolute truth.
It's really not about getting him in jail.
And I digress on this.
There's a lot of boring clips that Mike put in here that we're not going to watch because I don't care.
But I do want to play a video for you that I do find to be extremely important.
That is Donald Trump's son explaining something.
And I think that it would behoove us not to actually listen to what's really happening in this court case.
This is one of the most important things I think I've heard this week.
Listen.
eric trump
So I sit here today as a son.
Forget about politics for a second.
I've been in that courthouse with my father almost every single day.
And not a single New Yorker is saying, look at murders in the streets, women getting thrown in front of trains, kids getting shot in Times Square, the degradation of this city.
Not a single New Yorker believes that over $130,000 payment from nine years ago, from eight years ago, that the entire DA's office is lining that courtroom.
They're sitting there, they're laughing.
They're giggling.
This was their moment.
This is how they embarrass Donald Trump.
This is legal lawfare all while this state absolutely melt.
Everybody that sits here right now, every single one of you, knows that this is not the same state that we knew 10 years ago.
Now it knew it was not the same state as we saw five years ago.
You have total degradation of New York State because the only thing that Alvin Bragg wants to do, only thing that Letitia James wants to do is criminally prosecute Donald Trump.
And they're doing it for one reason.
They're doing it because they have a political vendetta.
They're all funded by George Soros.
That's what this is.
This is political lawfare, and it absolutely has to stop.
And I watch a man.
He's the toughest man I've ever seen.
And he endures his nonsense every single day.
He sits in that seat.
And that's not comfortable.
He's never done a damn thing wrong.
They tried to impeach him in D.C.
They tried to impeach him a second time.
They went after his Supreme Court justices.
They turned the DOJ.
They turned the FBI against him.
They couldn't stop him.
When that didn't work, guess what they did?
They went after his family.
They went after me.
110 subpoenas later that I've received.
I've never gotten so much as a parking ticket.
110 subpoenas.
They went after Don.
They went after Laura.
They went after little Baron Trump as a young kid, as a young teenager.
They went after Tiffany Trump.
They tried to make his life hell.
And then they weaponized every single DA.
They weaponized every AG in every far left area because Biden is incompetent and he's losing in all the polls.
Across the board, he's losing in every quantifiable metric.
Our country is going to hell.
And this is their answer.
Go after him for $130,000.
And I want to say sorry to the jury that's in there.
This has been the greatest colossal waste of time.
I want to say thank you to the NYPD.
You have thousands of officers down here.
Thousands of officers down here that could be protecting our streets.
Instead, they're guarding this courthouse against a sham trial.
This has cost New York millions and millions and millions of dollars.
And New York deserves so much better than this.
elijah schaffer
Well, and he's not lying, because when you think about this, I mean, the trials themselves are an embarrassment on the world stage.
Essentially, any other person that was put under this level of scrutiny would have already been castrated legally.
Like, I bet you if I looked at your taxes, there would be indiscrepancy or discrepancies and sort of, you know, shortcuts some of you may have taken, even on basic claims.
I could probably pelt you guys with felonies.
Maybe I would.
Maybe I like that.
We like to suffer today.
Maybe we want to get hit with these, you know, absolute atrocious legal fees.
But this is actually surprising to me because how much Trump cozied up to the establishment when he was in office would make me think that the man is more corrupt than he even appears to be to the left.
But he's actually not, which let's just be straight up.
I would think to become a billionaire, you'd have had to have done a lot of things that would have essentially could have been used against you, like we see with P. Diddy or with Epstein.
I'm not saying that Trump molested or like raped people.
I'm just saying that essentially Trump is in a position where I would imagine he had done some terrible things in the process and they probably had blackmailing him.
But I guess they don't, which is good news for us.
More Trump for all of us, right?
That's some good stuff right there.
Jaku Heron in the chat said, pelt me, Papa Elijah.
Just a reminder, too, that we're going to be giving away, we're doing the raffle at the end of the show for the AFPAC conference that I'm attending.
I got two tickets and you guys sent in your raffle applications and we're going to do a raffle on air.
And so I'm going to give away two of your tickets worth $150 each.
So that's good for all of us.
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All right.
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All right.
So let's just, lastly, I want to bring up one more video on this topic.
I just want to talk to you how gay the left is.
And we have a lot to discuss today.
We have so much to talk about.
I hope you guys are in for a good lengthy show today because we've got a lot of topics, a lot of videos, a lot of things to get into.
But I know that MSNBC is an arm of the CIA.
I do know that.
And the NSA.
I know that they're a branch of the intelligence agencies.
But listen to how gay this is.
unidentified
As you've noted with respect to Judge Marshan, I mean, I am, I am like now, you know, I felt like a man crush on him.
He is such a great judge that it's hard to see that jurors wouldn't have the same impression.
I mean, he's just, you just keep on thinking, if you looked in a dictionary for like judicial temperament, that's what you'd get.
elijah schaffer
Okay, so let's just talk about Judge Murshon for a little bit in the case.
So not to be gay or anything, but I think I have a man crush.
Sir, I don't think Judge Murshand is the only person you have a man crush on.
I think you have a crush on probably a lot of men.
It's 2024, so there's nothing to be ashamed of, right?
You're going to hell, but I mean, a lot of people are.
But still, you know, he comes out.
He's like, well, you know, I just had a little man crush on Judge Marshan.
Bro, get your dick out of your mind.
This is our country, okay?
Speaking of dicks, we're all being fucked up the ass by this government and by the media establishment.
And I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to be cursing as much on this show.
I know, I know, I know.
But I have a special disdain for these human beings.
They're rotting from the inside.
And, you know, with Judge Mershon, the weird part about this guy that's running the lawfare case, I think it was Trump's lawyer who brought up a really interesting point.
Let me see if I can bring that up.
How is it that this judge is assigned to pretty much every high-profile case?
So here's Alina Haba.
I don't know exactly how to pronounce her name, but whenever I see her, I'm thinking, Haba, Haba, you know, because she's she's a smokeshoe.
Why you would hire a woman to represent you in court, I don't really know.
Let's just be completely honest.
I really wouldn't trust a female lawyer in most situations because I don't think women do really well in high-pressure situations.
And I think they pretend that they're doing well.
That's no jab on women.
I just think that they, I don't think they do well emotionally in life and they're trying to prove something to men.
They get into these high stress situations to sort of prove something, you know, like I'm a boss babe.
And so I don't, I don't, I don't fly with that.
I think that shit's whack.
But she's attractive and that's probably why he hired her because he wanted to be around a hot chick.
So that's that Trump's our boy.
Listen, listen to this, this similarity, and then we're done with this topic.
alina habba
And then you have Judge Murshon, who should have recused himself.
Judge Murshon, who I want the American people to remember very astutely, has somehow randomly selected, had Steve Bannon's case, had Alan Weiselberg's case, and now put Alan Weiselberg back in jail.
Okay, this is what we're dealing with.
Somehow he randomly also gets Donald Trump.
That's not the way the system works.
You assign a case randomly.
That's the way it's supposed to work.
But in the new America, under the Biden regime, we are sitting here in a politicization of all our judicial systems.
He is intentionally obstructing the defense's case.
There is no point, in no point, in us even putting on a defense when you have a judge who is sitting there telling the jury, don't listen to them.
I'm going to scream.
I'm going to even tell the press that they can't sit in there.
And God knows the press is tough on me, but I had their back in this one.
They had no business kicking them out.
And that judge is so crooked that he couldn't stand that there was bad evidence being brought in by this attorney who happened to work for the SDNY, let's not forget, who has a great stellar reputation, as you mentioned.
But the judge lost his cool.
elijah schaffer
All right.
So basically, to summarize this, you have these judges that are probably appointed.
Maybe some of them are elected.
I'm not entirely sure.
But we live in a two-tier justice system.
Like Derek Chauvin should have a statue to him, right?
He didn't kill George Floyd.
He's in prison because he's a white guy who happened to do his job.
And we cannot hold black people accountable in our country for anything.
I mentioned things about all races and people.
And there's always someone in the chat that's like, this show's racist.
Fuck you, you stupid bitch.
Whoever that is into the show, I'm sure somebody said that already in one of the chats.
Somebody has, somebody has said that.
I can guarantee that.
I'm going to just, I'm just about holding these people accountable.
I don't mind if people make mistakes.
You can make errors.
You can break the law, but just take accountability and then try to do better and move on.
The issue with these judges are is they convict good people because they want to remind you that if you are a populist, if you are white, if you are straight, if you are a concerned parent, you are the enemy because they don't want you to have any power.
They want to strip it all from you.
You know, it's like the most disappointing strip show in all of history.
Absolutely deteriorating.
I don't know.
Someone's hammering outside my studio.
I don't know what they're doing.
All right.
Moving on from that topic, because I just, I think it's boring.
I would like to know chats.
One in the chat if you think Trump is going to get convicted.
Not go to jail.
Two in the chats.
If you, so one in the chat, if you think he's going to be convicted.
Two in the chats if you think he's not going to be convicted.
So we'll see.
I'd love to know.
I'd love to see your general understanding of that.
Now, I think one of the most interesting things is speaking of somebody, a quick shout out to Leonarda Joni.
One of, you know, you guys remember her, the comedian who was racist and from our from Albania.
Well, she is here.
She went on the whatever podcast.
Oi they watched them shut her down.
I want to give her kudos for trying to red pill the hose, but I got to tell you, Leonarda, don't bring up the matrix around the hose, okay?
leonarda jonie
Listen, men of character create good societies for people.
Men who pursue money at the expense of everything, basically, you know, I mean, that's what we have now.
I can't get into it because there's some words we can't say here.
But, you know, if you take a look, the men that are ruling our society have pursued money at all lengths.
And in that span, they have used and brutalized tons of people, which I don't know if you guys are into this conspiracy particularly, but we do have our CIA and Israel's CIA.
unidentified
Nope, I think that's Brian, right?
elijah schaffer
The guy who's running the podcast.
I like Brian.
You know, should I go on the whatever podcast?
I'm going to be in LA soon.
And I'm going to be back in Los Angeles for something.
I'm going to be in Detroit too, right?
If you guys want to meet up, I'll give you guys the details.
I got to find out who's all going to AFPAC at the end of the show.
And then we'll come up with, we'll make a group chat in the Discord.
And if you're going to AFPAC and you want to be a part of the Discord, then just email me and I'll forward it to Deb and she can vet you.
But I like how she doesn't even say Mossad.
She just brings up, you know, there's the Israeli CIA and it's like, nope, nope, nope, nope, shut it down.
And no, no hate on Brian because his podcast is not about Israel.
And I don't have any problem with people avoiding topics to make money.
I think this podcast is about slut and slut making.
That's what it's about.
And everybody enjoys a good slut talk.
But I think realistically speaking, it's funny to prove the fact that Israel and the Jewish conspiracy is false.
Let's make it that no shows can talk about it or they get demonetized.
That's what happened to Fresh and Fit, actually.
They had, what's our boy?
Our boy Nick Fuentes.
He was on theirs, I think, and then he got demonetized.
But shout out to Leonardo Joni.
I don't even know if that's how you pronounce her name, but that bitch knows what's up.
And she would be okay with me calling her that too.
That actually brings up a more important topic of discussion.
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I had Ron Unz on to talk about the true history of World War II.
And apparently, people didn't like that in the public.
And so this like weird branch of the internet ended up called Angry White Men.
It's like a Daily Beast thing.
They wrote an article about me that said that Elijah Schaefer leans into Holocaust denial, which is really interesting because, I mean, how do you lean into it?
Do you just like, there's like the denial and you're like, what's up?
And you like slip a little bit of some quales.
That's an old one, right?
For some of you old oldies that watch this show.
Slip a couple quailudes into the Holocaust denials drink, lean into it and rape it.
Like, I don't know what, I have no idea what that even means.
But they weren't happy.
And it turns out that there were actually a few articles written.
I haven't been keeping up with the hate articles that get written about me.
But since the last time we went over hit pieces several weeks ago, there's been three more written.
And I had just spoken to a colleague.
I found out old friends of mine, old colleagues send hit articles from these websites to shows that invite me on as a guest to try to deter them from having me on as a guest.
People do that to this day.
So people on the right take hit articles about me, send them to people to deter them from having me on their show.
This is really true.
These people are fucked up.
But I don't really care about this stuff.
In fact, this is actually kind of cool.
This is a genuine offer, genuine offer.
I'm not even joking.
Whoever designs the thumbnails for my hit articles for this like Daily Beast, you know, angry white men, the crikey, like all these like far left websites.
It's like the same person, I think.
They must be from Vice.
I will pay you to design my thumbnails for my show.
I'm going to fire Mike from designing the thumbnails.
He's done.
I will hire whoever this is to do my thumbnails.
These are so cool.
And if you're going to try to deter people away from the show, don't make me look like a badass.
That is, right?
Am I wrong on that?
That is very cool.
I really enjoy the hit articles.
But I wonder, I was laughing because I just said this.
I hosted a historian and prolific author to explain the true history of World War II.
We discussed Soviet Russia, Germany, USA, and so much more.
Now discussing facts is Holocaust denial, even if though my guest agreed that Jews were targeted and killed, and he's Jewish.
Can I not host a Jewish person on the show?
Is it impossible?
Speaking of Jews that I love, Mark Loebliner, bodybuilder, IFBB pro.
I'm going to go link up with him back in the US.
I love that guy.
I really do.
What a good guy that guy is.
Also on a sad note, speaking of the devil, remember I told you a lot of colleagues and people that I've been friends with and worked with, they all just stopped talking to me.
We lost another one.
We lost another one.
Seth Dylan of the Babylon B.
I unfollowed him too after the fact.
I went to go DM him something.
That's why we, because we followed each other, we have the DMs open.
And I noticed he unfollowed me.
I don't know what about, but, you know, ever since October 7th, I've had a lot of people unfollow me that I used to work with and around.
God bless him.
Seth is a great guy.
I have no issues with him, but I do think it's funny that it tends to be the same people that go after Candace Owens, say Christ is King is anti-Semitic.
I've chosen my side.
Okay.
My side's on the side of truth.
And I'm like with you guys.
My side is truth.
Damn it.
I'm going to speak the truth.
I don't care.
Do you know what they're saying?
I don't know if you guys saw the bombing of the tent city, the refugee camp in Rafa.
I'm not going to talk about Israel much today because we're going to just go through topics.
When I'm by myself, I have a special guest on Friday, a really good special guest.
You're really not going to wanna miss it.
But I'm gonna, when I get back and reformulate the show, every week, at least one show is gonna be just me.
And we missed Monday because of Memorial Day.
But yeah, long story short, you get just me today.
So I hope you're happy, bitches.
I hope you're happy.
It is rather interesting, though, because you get unfollowed by these people and you seem to probably know what it revolves around, right?
I mean, that's just what I'm thinking.
I want to also bring up something.
Where is this?
Oh, I wanted to bring up a topic here about immigration.
Let's switch topics here for a second.
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I want to talk about this foreigners out.
Have you guys heard about this?
This Auslander Rauss thing that's going on here.
So there is a song.
And essentially, I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly.
It's gone viral everywhere.
Check this out.
Here's the song.
It's an EDM song.
And it's essentially changed the lyrics to saying foreigners out in Germany.
unidentified
listen.
elijah schaffer
We need to bring dancing back.
We need to bring dancing back to the show.
Oh, I'm so excited.
I'm going to bring back so much stuff.
We're bringing back a ton of stuff.
My energy is fully back into the show.
So very, very innocent sounding song.
Just, hey, why can't white people have their own countries?
It's very interesting, really, when you think about it.
How many people do not understand that they're really not welcomed in our countries just because our government has welcomed them?
Nobody voted for this.
And we've been bitch slapped and had our balls removed to where people feel unwilling to talk about this stuff.
And, you know, I talk to normies sometimes.
And when I say normies, I don't mean people who aren't rich and famous.
I mean, people who are not in the fucked up world that we live in here on this show and track this stuff.
And when I say something to them, like when I talk to people in the real world, like I'm on the show, I'm a little bit crass in person.
I'm a little bit abrasive, a little lot autistic, and slightly awkward.
If you want to know what it's like meeting me, it's pretty much what it is.
It's like the show.
And I was like, I said something about crime statistics.
I was like, oh yeah, well, I mean, the person let the guy live take his car and he was black.
So, I mean, he didn't want to give it back.
I'm like, oh, well, you should have suspected it's some black guy.
You don't know.
I mean, what do you expect?
He's going to like some stranger is not going to commit a crime.
He's like, why would it matter if he's black?
And then I showed him crime statistics in Dallas.
And it was still like, well, what does it have to do with anything?
I'm like, oh, it just means that statistically, like if a crime is going to be committed against you in this city, it's probably by a black person.
And he's like, yeah, that doesn't, that's not true.
And I'm just thinking, like, I forgot people are so sucked out of reality and they're not in the world we live in.
They're so inundated with like making money or impressing girls or doing other things that like the truth is elusive.
Do you ever have, are you ever frustrated with that?
That you, you feel like you're talking to people and you're, and then they call it your opinion or they are like, well, that's, that's how you feel about it.
And you're like, no, this is an objective reality.
Your opinion is your opinion and that's your reality.
I'm speaking to you about the truth.
And I can't get along with people really anymore because it's like, I mean, I talk to them, but it's, it's just, you know, if I'm going to talk to someone about nothing, it's going to be a female, right?
Family member or something like that.
That's, that's the reality.
But I'm not going to waste my time with dudes who want to live in a fake world.
So that song though, you know, Foreigners Out, people do not understand what that means.
And it's actually gotten out of hand.
The government is banning the song.
But check out this story here from I Am Expat.
This is a man is actually being investigated for chanting Foreigners Out song at a German beer festival.
It was banned, by the way, from Oktoberfest, from my understanding.
Police are investigating two men after they reportedly chanted a song at the Bergen Graschwarsch Beer Festival.
I don't know how to say that, which includes the Nazi slogan, Auslander Ross, Foreigners Out.
Hey, don't make it any cooler than it already is, okay?
It's just a German phrase.
Don't tell me that Hitler likes it.
No, I don't.
I don't.
I don't know why they call everything Nazis, right?
That's like, you know, you know the, oh, the absolute retards on the right wing who are coining the phrase woke, right?
These like pseudo-intellectual junior college types, we've talked about it, because they want to call us Nazis, but they know it would be intellectually inconsistent because they're hardcore Zionists and they are America last Judeo-Christian types who, you know, have like fucked up versions of the country.
Like they don't, they care more about protecting foreign borders than our domestic borders.
And they don't want white men collectivizing or Christians collectivizing in general or like anti-Zionist collectivizing.
So they've call us woke now.
And these people are the worst.
They're the most like dumb talking heads in our entire movement.
It's just brutal.
These, these people, how much respect I feel like we've all lost for these people that we once used to even go see them speak at colleges and stuff just after they took their masks off after October 7th.
It's crazy to me.
People that I've got dinner with and hung out with and made shows with who have been on this show have just turned into like money-seeking foreign loyalists.
And they, you know, the left calls us Nazis and now the Zio-right calls us woke, right?
Both two sides of the same Jewish coin, as they say.
But I'm not into this shit.
You can't do this anymore.
Can't call us Nazis and think it's going to do anything.
Foreigners do not make our countries better, okay?
Like, there is a level of immigration that is, you know, that makes sense.
When you look at what happened with the Irish, sort of, you know, on these coffin ships coming to the United States, the way they were treated, it's really despicable.
But I think we've collectivized and realized that there's a Western consciousness together.
However, post-World War II, we've become fake and gay.
And now we're trying to destroy Russia because we want Russia to be fake and gay as well, too.
And everywhere has to be fake and gay.
Look at what happened to London.
That is just atrocious.
But going back to the article here, apparently the investigation follows a similar incident on the island of Silt over the White Sun holiday weekend.
Police in Erlangen, Bavaria, I'm butchering this stuff, are investigating two men who reportedly chanted a Nazi slogan.
Now, police appealing for witnesses who may have seen the men chanting the lyrics, Auslander Raus, Deutschland den Deutsch, Deutschen.
Maybe Germany for the German.
Maybe that's what that means.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
Germany for the Germans.
To the tune of L'Amour something by Italian artist GGD Agostino.
After the incident, the 21-year-old and 26-year-old guests were reportedly thrown out of and barred from the festival.
What is wrong with white people in their own countries?
Have you ever seen videos out of Germany?
It's just absolutely insane.
It's nuts.
Okay.
And I think it's crazy that people are just so over this.
Now, to remind you about the foreigners, this is a crazy video.
So illegal immigrants in Ireland start screaming at locals, I'm here because you fucked up my country.
And they're at like a border crossing and they're screaming at the Irish, saying, oh, you messed up our country.
That's why we're here.
Not because they love, people are not coming to our countries because they love white people.
This is not like an Indian coming in 1981 to escape the poop in the streets.
The poop in the streets of India is a real problem.
These people are anti-white, brainwashed, anti-colonialists being brought over by NGOs who are pushing them to come to our countries, promising them welfare, and they hate us and they want to turn our countries into shitholes.
It's a form of revenge.
The current immigration has nothing to do with integrating, like many of you are probably minorities in your Western country.
I don't know where you're watching right now.
You may be Lebanese.
You may be black.
You may be Hispanic.
I don't really care, right?
I mean, we have a very multicultural team that works here at Slightly Offensive.
I'm black.
But I'm not retarded enough.
I'm retarded, but not enough to not know what's going on.
And you can call me racist for noticing.
I just call it having eyes.
Watch this.
And this is what the video you need to show people when they try to come out and be like, oh, they just want to come, you know, they just want bread.
No, they don't.
unidentified
I'm just wondering why you're recording us.
Can you answer me a question?
Why are you recording us?
You are not criminal.
You are just refugees.
You are not criminal.
You are not refugees.
Felt our country for a reason.
Fleet our country because you fucked it up.
Felipe my country because I have to find some war for one year.
Now you are not legal.
I'm here.
Because my country is being fucked because of you guys.
Why are they here if he's saying it's their fault?
Why come here then?
Some people just love to blame other people.
Yeah.
He's dangerous.
We are not in front of you,
we are going to talk to you by the samurai, you're standing here at 24, because ancient people living in a trade for six months, shame on you, shame on you, various migrants in the world.
More than 4,000 million Irish.
elijah schaffer
All right, I cannot handle this.
Sir, the Irish, I have bad news for you.
The Irish had nothing to do with anything, probably in like anything, in any country.
The Irish, if you want to make a case, were also heavily screwed over by the English.
When you look at Queen Victoria and you look at some of the absolute brutality that was waged upon the Irish, I am very Irish.
My wife is very Irish.
Very Irish.
You know, I think I'm more Welsh personally.
I'm like, I'm more Welsh than Irish, but I have read in my hair.
They didn't do anything to you.
And the fact that these foreigners don't even understand basic geopolitics means that they're being brainwashed by somebody.
Somebody's teaching them to come here and giving them modern progressive, you know, globalist knowledge.
Who is that?
Is it the Zionist organizations like the ones that are pushing the Hispanics up from the Central and South America, which, you know, Laura Loomer exposed?
You know, what is it?
Or Real America's voice exposed?
Is it just globalists trying to create a one world bank, one world government, and they want to remove or stop populism from rising in Western countries?
Look, I don't know.
I don't know.
If only there was a failed art student who tried to warn us.
I don't know.
Also, in the censored chat, South Cal G said, best way to super chat.
You can super chat here.
You can super chat on censored and super chat on Rumble.
I was told that the new chat update.
Okay, let me tell you this real fast.
By the way, make sure you use my promo code offensive.
Sign up at Censored.
It really helps.
So to the censored people, I was told two things, which is really important.
Number one, they finished the code and everything for the new chat, the new donations, and apparently they're just working out some bugs on it, but it's done.
So that's good.
So I got them to get that done.
I told you I'd get that done.
And it's now can just be integrated.
It's like done, done.
Secondly, why is the app not have updates?
Some of the updates are like the chat integrated in the app.
It's actually not our fault.
The app stores won't let us update our apps right now.
So we're figuring out a workaround for that.
They've like locked, we've put in requests to update the apps and to get the new features put in, and they're not accepting our request.
You all know how this works.
It's literally just targeting.
They've just like red flagged us or something like that because we're censored and they don't want us in the app store.
But we're still in the app store.
I suggest if you have censored and you have an iPhone or a Android, go to the website and create an icon on your screen and just use the desktop or the desktop version on your mobile and then you can be in the chat and it's fantastic.
But shout out to you guys that are there.
But you can super chat on Rumble as well and I'll get the super chats at the end.
All right.
So I just feel like these people are not here for a good reason.
They're not here to be around us.
Now, I wrote unironically about this, about Auslander Rauss, and I ended up getting into a disagreement with someone over it.
Drew Pavlu, who debated Joel Davis.
Yeah, he was like, you're saying Auslander Ross while you're in Australia, the irony.
And it's like, brother, when we mean foreigners out, we're not talking about white Americans to get out of Australia or like my wife, like in Australia not immigrating to America.
We're talking about this forced integration of multicultural shit races and countries flooding into our nation to take advantage of our visa system, our education system.
And we don't even like our education system.
It's retarded.
Everyone's gay and stupid.
And now they can't profit off of us.
So they're profiting off of foreign students only to brainwash our white women and men into being cucks and losers.
So look, I'm against that, but I'm not against, you know, I'm not against if a person from England wants to go to the United States and move there.
That's totally fine.
By foreigners out, we mean keeping our Western society sanctimonious.
I'll leave it at that.
Can I just show you one of the, and what I mean by that is, look, this is one of the worst stories ever.
I got to read this to you here.
This comes in from Unlimited L's.
So the watch dealer the other day in England who got robbed, he actually committed suicide 24 hours after being robbed and held in a chokehold for his high-value watches.
The robbery happened on Saturday afternoon when two men stormed the store in Richmond, southwest London.
He was very depressed after the robbery and was filled with a lot of worry, especially after it was established that around 2.8 billion pounds worth of watches, so about 3.1, $3 million US dollars of watches had been stolen.
The thieves reportedly tied Oliver White to a chair while they stole numerous Rolex watches.
Ollie was petrified that he could lose all that he owns and that they might even take his mother's house.
White was found dead in his home in Shepperton, North Surrey, after concerns for his safety were raised on Sunday evening.
Do you want to guess how the people look that robbed him?
You want to take a guess?
Shocker.
Here's the robbery watch.
So they're pretending to want to look at Rolex watches and then they rob the store.
I don't know what world you're living in to where you wouldn't have an armed guard there watching the door.
Even here in Australia, like I've looked at some luxury watches before.
As you know, I ended up buying a fossil watch instead because it actually looked nicer.
Also, it's really hard to buy a watch on the $48 salary I get from censored TV per year.
So the issue with this is they robbed him.
And we don't have to live like this.
You know, white people, you know, we do commit some crimes.
I mean, crimes today are gay, right?
I mean, like a white person, I always say this, as a white person, you're going to get like, you know, Russell Brand, where the girl 10 years later is like, well, you know, I gave you mixed signals and I didn't fully consent.
And so it's rape.
Okay, that's what Russell Brand gets involved in is like a confusion on consent.
And that, but, you know, what these foreigners do is they form rape gangs in our cities, like in London, and they rape girls and then the government covers for them.
That's what I think we're trying to fix here, right?
That's what I think we're trying to fix.
Absolutely.
That's what we're trying to fix.
Guys, I wanted to bring that up to you guys.
I saw another post today about a young white guy who, his father called it losing his battle with his demons.
Do not kill yourselves, boys, men.
I'm genuinely telling you, and I'm not doing this for sympathy points, and I'm not trying to be gay about it because I'm going to say no homo right now, no homo, and I'll say it at the end.
But listen, I know that it's tough carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders and not getting thanked for it.
I know that we live in this gay and fake, gynocentric world where you have to treat women like equals when they want to be.
And then if you try to treat them like equals, then you get sued for harassment or they break up with you or you end up alone because you don't want to be fake and gay yourself.
And so it's hard to date.
It's hard to stay married.
70 to 80% of marriages are initiated by women.
In the workplace, you know, to this day, the richest women got ahead because they divorced rich men, okay?
And so I know that it's difficult dealing with women because they have the courts in their favor, everything for them, and the value of them is less than ever.
They're more whorish, less thankful.
And there's still many good ones out there, but I know that a lot of you have problems in your marriages, dating, relationships.
Plus, when you work, there's all this extra competition with illegals, with, you know, DEI giving promotions to minorities, especially white guys.
You know, you're going to get passed up a lot too.
Plus, this whole world, you're told you're a colonist.
They try to demonize you.
They're trying to turn your kids gay and trans.
It's really a lot.
Plus, your dollar doesn't go very far.
So just feeding yourself and your family and having a life and thinking of having a home.
Yes, I know that it's all tough.
Okay.
Nobody promised you that this world was going to be easy.
There have been shittier times in this world than we are in now.
There has been more difficult situations.
And remember, the dumbest thing you can do is kill yourself because think of the stupidest thing that you can do to get ahead in life.
Do that first, as long as it's not criminal before killing yourself.
Okay?
Because the dumbest thing you can do is to take your own life.
And I know that it seems like a good solution.
And maybe you're not going to shoot yourself in the head right now because you don't want to.
You know, maybe you're not brave enough, as you would say.
So you're just drinking too much or you're using drugs copiously.
I know two people that died from accidental fentanyl overdoses in the last six months.
You might be living like your life doesn't matter, which is a slow suicide, but it's still death.
So you got to live with intention and purpose.
And you got to remember that, you know, it always gets better and there's always a solution.
But the solution of taking your own life is never one.
And I think some of you need to be reminded of that.
Remind your friends too, because I hate all this gay, modern stuff, like, oh, everyone's fighting their own battles.
You know, okay, we all are.
But also, this world is tough, especially for men, especially for white men.
It actually is insanity because you can work hard your entire life, you get no credit, and you get punished for being better than people.
That's really how it is.
It's an anti-meritocracy.
And I just want you guys to remember that, okay?
Shout out to the black guys too and the Hispanic guys and the Asian guys.
Actually, fuck the Asian guys.
Small dick, slant-eyed.
No, I'm totally kidding.
Shout out to the Asian guys, too.
That was a joke to the three Asians that watch the show.
We support you too.
You know, but be a doctor or no one's going to love you.
Okay.
You better become a doctor.
But that's the pressure we've got on our shoulders.
And so just, guys, don't.
And I'll be willing to admit this.
I went through some shit that was so tough one time that I, you know, didn't even want my guns in my house because I felt like I was really on the brink of wanting to kill myself.
And so sometimes you got to take drastic measures like that.
I'm fine now.
I don't really have any mental problems or anything.
But, you know, you get depressed.
It happens.
Shit hits the fan.
People betray you.
Divorces occur.
Family members die.
But fucking keep going, mate.
Just keep going.
All right.
Like, just fucking suck it up.
Literally, someone's about to tell you, just suck it up.
Take the shit.
Life wasn't made to always be great.
It's going to be difficult and you're going to get through it.
Okay.
Remind yourself that.
Easy does it.
One day at a time, one moment at a time.
Breathe.
Go outside.
Go pick up a weight.
Go eat some food and stop jerking off to porn.
It'll fix 99% of your problems.
That's the reality.
Can we also mention that too?
Can I chat?
Does jerking off take away your energy and focus or does it make you more energized or focused?
One in the chat, and girls, maybe you have a boyfriend or a husband that struggles with porn or something like that.
Do you see that the like not the porn part, but jerking off in the day, does it distract you and take away your energy or does it make you focused?
I'd love to know in the chat what you think because I tend to think that people talk a lot about porn, but I think we need to talk more about masturbating in terms of like, I don't think masturbating, I think masturbating like puts you to sleep or like takes away your focus.
So just stop masturbating in the daytime at least.
Cut it down to nights if you're going to, realistically speaking.
That's my personal opinion.
But some people notice a difference, I think.
But I think with masturbation, you've got to be careful on that one because a lot of people, they just are jerking off too much and they need to lessen the amount that they do that.
I'm not joking.
It's really like most, I think a lot.
I think they pulled most men in a recent poll I was reading.
And I think it's like almost like 70% of men jerk off every day if they're not in a relationship.
So that's pretty crazy.
I didn't, everyone's doing that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The only places to jerk off is church and your workplace.
That's a, yeah, it's good.
Good job, chat, for being retarded, as always.
Sure.
Some of you are saying, nah, I really don't.
It's been oversex for like six years now.
Saying I think it's a mind thing.
A lot of you guys are saying it doesn't.
What about the chat there?
Oh, Harry's in the chat said he's been coat clean since Good Friday.
Hey, good job, man.
Because when you go out and you drink and you do a bag of blow, it messes up your week.
So don't do it.
And then your penis doesn't work either.
So the solution to masturbation is not cocaine, but it kind of is too.
I'm totally joking.
We're all trying our best.
Good job, dude.
Congratulations on that to all of you guys who are there.
And to look at the sensor chat and everyone, butthead just said I jerk off on the city bus.
Wow, okay.
Mayor Max said, my husband doesn't whack off very often, but it will be at night if he does.
Okay.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
This is a weird conversation I feel like we're having, and I don't know why we're having it, but I just wanted to test everybody.
Don't sue me.
You wouldn't be the first person to do that for my dick jokes on air or for talking about this stuff.
Lol.
Moving on topics.
I told you that I wanted to show you that video that's really funny.
We got to look at some funny stuff here.
And I really do want to look at it all.
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I want to bring this up.
This video.
This has got to be the funniest video that I've seen in a very, very long time.
I didn't understand why somebody sent it to me, and I've been laughing at it from the very beginning.
Me and my wife were just busting up on this.
Check out this video reminding you that IQ is a thing.
Watch this.
unidentified
Assistant Public Defender Nad for Mr. Harris, who should be present, Mr. Harold.
Are you driving?
Ashley, I'm pulling into my doctor's office, actually.
So, so just give me one second.
I'm parking right now.
Hey, you stationary?
Keep pulling in right now at this second.
Yes, I am.
All right.
What are we doing?
Uh, Your Honor, we are specially requesting an adjournment in this matter.
Um, up possibly two to four weeks that the court would allow.
So maybe I don't understand something.
This is a driving while license suspended.
That is correct, Your Honor.
Um, and he was just driving and he didn't have a license.
Oh, that's what the charge is, Your Honor.
Yes, no, I'm looking at his record, he doesn't have a license, he's suspended, and he's just driving.
that is correct your honor oh i don't even know why he would do that So, defendant's bond is revoked in this matter.
Defendant is turning himself into the Washington County Jail by 6 p.m. today.
Failure to turn himself in will result in a bench warrant with no bonds.
elijah schaffer
Look at his face.
unidentified
Oh, shit, dude.
elijah schaffer
He was calling in to a court appearance regarding his bail for driving on a suspended license, amongst probably several other charges.
He was out on good behavior on bond and called in, not just in a car, but illegally while driving to a hearing about his suspended license.
And then he has to turn himself into jail.
And it's like, Am I that stupid, God?
Am I this retarded?
The answer is yes.
Unfortunately, yes.
But I don't want to mock him because I feel like that a lot too.
You know, where you just feel like, do you ever feel like that?
Do you okay?
The Bible says that like a man who returns to his sin, or as you know, a man returns to his folly is like a dog returning to its vomit, right?
Like his dogs, you know, it's disgusting, vomits gross, but then you see dogs will eat their own puke.
And so sometimes our sin is like that and our mistakes, like our, I call that retardedness, but it's our folly.
And then we go back to it.
And then sometimes you ever do you ever wake up?
Speaking of that guy who's been off of Coke since Good Friday, you know, like when you were on the cycle of going back, you go on the weekend, do the drinking, do the do the blow, or whatever you were doing, and you're like, it's like seven in the morning and the birds are chirping and you're just like, wow, I am so stupid.
It's like that exact face of that guy, just like, so we've all been there, but this is actually low, the lowest IQ I've ever seen.
You know, they actually built the pyramids, these people did, and they built Western civilization.
So good for them.
I'm really, good.
Oh, man.
He can't even breathe, as the chat said.
That, that made me, that made me laugh.
I'm super into that.
All right.
Another couple things.
If you guys know a lot about Chase, we haven't gotten to talk about this.
Everyone has, except for me, because we didn't have a show on Monday.
Okay, so the libertarian candidate is Chase Oliver, as you guys probably know.
He is actually gay, which whatever.
Okay.
All right.
But he's also the bad kind of gay, not the kind of gay where men kiss each other.
He's the kind of gay, like 90s gay, right?
He, you know, he fights for open borders.
He believes, he said he would drop his kids off at a drag queen story hour.
Why would he have kids?
He's gay because he would rent a womb.
So he believes in IVF, probably, and all that other stuff.
He also goes to pride parades, believed in masking, believed in mandatory vaccinations for COVID-19.
And this is who the libertarians chose as their candidate.
And I was already thinking, like, this guy sucks.
But then I saw his post today.
He was like, hate won't make America great.
And unfortunately, that's false.
Hate does make America great.
I don't know why people say that.
Like, hate is not welcomed here.
Hate is extremely welcomed on this show.
Being a hater is so much fun, right?
Like, people are like, oh, you're, you know, you're miserable.
You must be miserable just running a show and talking about all this shit going on in the world.
No, I'm actually not.
The sad part is, I actually do enjoy this because it's actually fun.
I have boundaries though, right?
I don't go after friends.
I don't go after old colleagues.
I don't do gossip.
I have boundaries on the show.
I don't do that.
But I will say, this guy is gay.
He's a bundle of sticks.
Who does that?
Who carries signs?
Sign carrying is so 2016.
We got to stop carrying signs.
Your sign is weak.
Your sign is gay.
Your sign sucks.
Hate won't make America great.
Says who, bitch.
Says who.
Exactly.
What a weird person.
What a weird person.
Also, to people who hate watch this show too, who is it?
Someone in the chat said that when I do solo shows, I'm boring.
I am boring by myself.
Why do you watch the show?
You can actually, you could go be jerking off if you want to.
You could go do anything you want.
You can go commit crimes.
You can murder people.
That's illegal and I don't want you to do it, but you could literally be doing that.
And you're watching a show that you think is boring.
Go get a life.
Get a life.
Get a life.
I don't understand that.
unidentified
Chat, that is so weird.
elijah schaffer
Um, also, Callaway, you must be new here.
Someone said, Bro quotes the Bible says, gay is okay.
You don't get this show.
Everybody knows the number one rule of the show is to fight homophobia.
And since I had that debate with Joel Davis and Drew Pavloo, that's been the goal of the show.
No, I mean, it's 2024, right?
Like, nobody, nobody, you know, what?
Okay, you're gay and you're running for candidacy.
That's not the worst thing about you.
There was a word I wanted to say, but I can't say it while we're still on YouTube, which is why we'll transition over the rest of the show.
We'll just do the rest of the show on Rumble.
I've got a lot to cover still.
We've got so much to go over for this.
Honestly, we've got a lot to talk about.
So, what you're going to do is, if you're watching the show, we're going to continue the show on locals.
We got the chat on censored TV.
Most importantly, make sure you support Censore TV.
You guys have got to get a membership with my promo code Offensive.
I'll be having a new promo code coming out too, which is really good.
But head over to rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
Or what you can do here is you can go to Rumble and you can always just scroll down.
You can go down here to the live section.
We're always here on the live, and you'll see us.
We are live.
That is us.
If you take out the networks, we're one of the biggest live streams at this hour at this time.
It is fantastic.
So, go over there.
We'll take a two-minute break.
I'll see you over at rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
If you're watching on YouTube, remember very soon, we're going to stop streaming on YouTube entirely.
We're going to be moving over to Rumble and Censored.
And there's going to be a lot of changes happening because I want to invite a lot of edgy guests on and have like really intensive shows that you guys know we can always take it wherever we need to take it.
Not that it's always going to be offensive or, you know, fully offensive or whatever, but I'm just tired of playing the rules on YouTube, choosing titles, thumbnails to play it safe.
We're going to play dirty and we're going to sling some mud as we get closer to the election.
So, go over to Rumble.
We'll see you there.
Enjoy the two minutes of music.
And please, please, don't do it.
Don't touch yourself to the music.
I know it's nice.
Play the music, Brian.
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Somebody in
elijah schaffer
the chat named Serum was like, oh, okay, you better not come back with low energy.
Remember this?
Remember the immigrant?
Do you remember the immigrant exactly?
Oh, I did not.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, number one, I didn't know this was made of plaster.
I thought it was plastic.
Number two, because of that, I didn't know that it would break.
Number three, that was retarded because that just hurt my leg.
I got shards of shit of immigrants on me.
I have broken immigrants on my legs.
I didn't, dude, I didn't mean to break this.
That's unfortunate.
unidentified
Um, okay.
elijah schaffer
Um, the weirdest part too about this right now.
So, apparently, this is made of like plaster and glass.
Um, should I wear this on the show?
Should I wear this?
I told you, I'm not bringing low energy back.
Okay, I'm not bringing low energy.
We're keeping it up.
So, that was uh, that was true.
Thank you guys.
Uh, is that low energy?
No, I proved myself to a random guy in the chat that I'm not bringing low energy.
Someone's like, What is going on right now?
I don't know.
Remember this guy?
Remember this guy when we were with when he said it was okay to be a racist?
I'm not going to break it off because I'm going to actually keep this.
And that's kind of hard.
And I'm weak right now.
And we're not going to break this either.
But you know what?
You know what?
Fucking, you know what?
Take your fucking shekels.
Take your sheckles.
I don't want to actually throw them at the camera because it's a small camera.
My main camera is in the U.S. right now.
Okay, enough of this.
Fucking, what the hell is going on?
Someone said, not low energy, but gay energy.
Fuck you.
All right.
Let's talk about the next subject.
Let's get into this.
We're going to keep this going.
Do you know about this?
Do you know about this?
I want to play this video.
We used to be a proper country.
I don't know if you guys know about this.
The United States used to be proper.
We never asked for this, but you guys remember Newman's own Sesame Ginger?
Check this out.
So they changed the front cover of Newman.
He was a mesta newman.
So Sesame Ginger is already appropriating Irish culture.
Because if you are a seated red, if you're a seated Ranga, a seated redhead, that's what that means.
You're a Sesame Ginger.
But on top of that, they quietly removed the Asian reference because we can't be appropriating culture.
When was the last time that the Japanese gave a fuck about anything like this?
I don't see them complaining.
Now we're making people complain.
Asians have been complaining the least.
Okay?
The only things that Japanese people have been doing is trying to keep foreigners out of their country and making great video games.
For the most part, they also make great neighbors.
It's the Chinese you got to worry about.
This is a Japanese person.
I don't understand why everything has to be fake and gay today, why you have to take it down.
It makes me upset.
It really does.
And that's the reality.
Shout out to the chat for people realizing.
Yeah, someone said I was waxing my pole.
And I don't know what you guys thought was going on.
Reality was, is I was dumping out my Sesame Ginger, you know, dressing.
It's just so dumb with this whole cultural appropriation thing.
I don't understand why people are upset about this stuff.
It's pretty much irrelevant.
I do have some more stuff to bring up too.
What the hell?
What is this?
Oh, so Biden, Drew put this up.
Joe Biden had a rally in Philly today and he brought out Elmo to pander to blacks.
What a circus.
I love how Drew's just so blunt.
going on here you know we have an epidemic in our country of millennials in general uh somehow carrying on their childhood too far into the future You know, like girls are wearing like strawberry shortcake.
I'm not talking about the dessert.
I'm talking about the show.
Like strawberry shortcake t-shirts.
You know, the wiggles will come out at a, you know, Joe Jonas concert.
These kind of things, you got to grow the fuck up.
You know, and you got to stop romanticizing your childhood.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
You were molested as a kid.
You don't want to remember it.
Maybe you weren't.
But still, that's just for picturing the reality.
If your child, you don't want to memorialize your childhood.
You had it and you grew up.
We need people like this idea of like using Elmo and children's things.
Like just grow up, okay?
And it's this weird corporatism.
And it shows you how much they've captured the minds of young people.
Even as they grow up, they're obsessed with these childish things.
And why are black people like characters, dressed up characters?
You ever notice at all black parties?
I used to run an event company and I serviced a lot of black people in the company because I ran these deals on Groupon.
And black people love a good deal, right?
They love a good deal.
And so they pretty much was all black people that bought the Groupons.
And the very interesting thing about the Groupon, by the way, good business, one of the really good business advice, I'm going to tell you this.
This is how I started a very successful company when I was 20 years old.
What you need to start a company is clients.
You don't need money.
You just need to break even.
You need operating costs.
And so I started this photo booth company when they were popular.
And I didn't know how do you get clients.
So I created a Groupon where I broke even on the costs.
And I basically, you know, borrowed money from some people and put in like, I think it was maybe like $10,000, which I think is the hardest part, but you can borrow money.
There's small business loans with the better business, I mean, with the small business administration.
Built these photo booths and sold them, I think it was $350 for four hours, $350 for four hours, which barely covered gas, the cost of the paper, and to pay someone to help me run it.
And I sold out like hundreds.
I think within the first, I think I always forget the date, but I think in like the first three months, it was like, I got like 100 bookings.
It was crazy.
Like I was doing like four or five on a Saturday and like three on a Sunday and a few during the middle of the week.
Once the clients started going, when you go to the events, you give people your card and you start booking full-priced events.
And eventually you get like 100 clients or events.
You put your stuff on a Groupon.
You're going to sell out of your Groupons or any of these coupon sites.
It's really amazing stuff.
And so, yeah, it's a shitty three months to where you're like basically making no money and you're really working a lot.
But then I started making a ton of money afterward and it was very profitable.
And then you focus on getting reviews from the people and getting traction.
And then it just starts to book off of Yelp.
So people start to book you off of Yelp and it goes from there.
It's really incredible.
It is actually incredible.
And if someone leaves you a bad review, you just give them free services to delete it.
So you'll have people manipulate you and be like, he sucked.
This was horrible.
And they're just trying to be dicks.
And then you call them and say, hey, if I give you a free photo booth on your kid's birthday, will you delete it?
And then they'll delete their bad reviews.
And you got to haggle with these people.
But it really does work.
It's a great, it's a great way.
Yeah, someone said, please never stop playing this amount.
What's up with the Elijah hate every day in the comments?
I love it, but there's always just some comment about Elijah's more of an ass in the mouth kind of guy.
Where did that?
We're talking about Elmo and photo booths.
There's also a lot of stuff that I want to cover in my DM.
So give me a second here.
Let me go.
I DM myself a bunch of stuff that I wanted to talk about that didn't make it into the show, but it was last minute and I thought it was important that we looked at.
Here it is.
Oh, yeah.
Check this out.
The revolution is 10% off.
There's this new anti-fascist clothing company, and this is a real advertisement for it.
check this out.
So one of the interesting things about this is I've seen a lot of people get confused about Antifa.
I know Antifa very well.
I've drank with Antifa.
I've hung out with Antifa.
I've rioted with Antifa.
I've sieged buildings with them.
Of course, to expose them because they're a bunch of shitheads.
But, you know, Antifa is a Jewish organization, and it still is to this day, a group that was hell-bent on fighting fascists.
So it's a community.
It's basically a communist, left-leaning Jewish group.
And I think it's really weird that now they're against Zionism, like they're against Israel.
But I think that that's sort of probably because they have been infected with intersectional communism.
And that communism has is different than Bolshevik communism in that it's sort of this idea of hierarchy of like the not the work as a means of production by the means of the people.
It's like there's the oppressed, right?
So women, gays, you know.
Palestinians.
And so they're against Israel for a different reason than let's say you would be or I would be.
But I think it's great that they are embracing capitalism and you can become anti-fascist for 10% off today.
If they sponsored my show, I would take it at this point.
But, and I love the fact that why are Antifa always so fucking ugly?
Why do they look like shit?
Why do they look like they're on drugs?
Because they probably are.
Why?
Like, it's so boring.
It's so boring to be alternative, right?
To like look like this.
You look like you're, like, my son looks like this sometimes.
He'll like ride on himself with markers.
I don't know where he gets the markers, probably from his mom.
And he'll hair will be all scrappy because he took a nap.
You know how kids are, they wake up, they look like shit.
And he just like wakes up.
He's a child.
He's a baby.
He can do that.
He also poops himself.
These people probably poop themselves too, but that's called anal leakage.
And that's from a different type of action.
Not fighting fascism.
That's fighting your God-given design and the way God designed us.
That was great.
So anti-fascist clothing, 10% off.
I'm not going to report where to get it.
I also was laughing at this.
This is my time.
Okay, we're going to have a topic here.
I am so tired of this topic.
So I was on my timeline and there was this picture from Julie that has, apparently Leonardo DiCaprio has his a new girlfriend.
Okay.
She's very cute.
She's very pretty.
She is 19 years old.
And this girl, Julie, is like, she's 19.
He's 49.
Is this creepy or no?
And I liked how the top comment was, shut the fuck up, Julie, which is how I feel.
But I had liked this and it was Nick Nick Fuentes.
He was like, oh, this is awesome.
And I thought that was funny response.
And then Taylor Day was like, Nick Fuentes, unblock me, you little bitch.
I have something to say to you.
This is a separate, this is not even a comment.
And this is just my timeline, right?
And I thought that this was actually just hilarious because I was like, oh, lol, I wasn't talking about this post or this post or here, but it brought up a really interesting perspective because people started commenting how if you're 49, you can't date 19 year olds.
When did, did I miss a conversation that happened in society?
Because the amount of people that were in the comment section, I thought everyone would be like, okay, retard.
Like, no, like grown men and women were saying that dating an adult woman was creepy.
And they were calling them a fibophiles for liking a grown adult woman.
What the f- What?
When did that happen?
Okay?
Is that a thing?
Is that a thing?
You can't find adult women attractive now?
So now everything is sexual harassment.
Everything is rape.
And you're a pedophile now.
Now we're into pedophilia.
Believe all women, me too.
But also, apparently now you're a rapist if you have sex with a grown adult woman consensually.
Did I miss something here?
When did this happen?
Because like there are people in the comments.
I wrote this.
I was like, I was like, you know, if you can die for your country and vote, you're old enough to date another person who's in the same category.
Good for him too.
19 to 20 year olds don't have all the baggage women 25 plus come with.
The entire argument that dating adult females is creepy is a feminist psyop.
Here's my opinion, though, on this consent stuff.
Like, somebody, this guy, where, where did he write this?
Oh, I like how Sonny Faz was like, brother, ew, use light mode.
But I was, I was on, I'm on a lab.
This is on a computer.
All my computers are light mode.
unidentified
I don't know why.
elijah schaffer
I don't know how to change it.
Oh, yeah.
This guy was like extremely creepy.
Explain to me why 19 is okay.
But if she was 17, it wouldn't be okay.
Explain it.
You can't because there's no logic to explain it.
And I'm like, well, I'm in Australia right now.
And I think the state that I'm in, the age of consent is 16.
I think.
I don't know.
I don't know.
16 or 17.
I haven't, I'm not in the market, you know, for teenagers.
So that's not my thing.
But he's like, in the country where I live right now, the government is fine with 16 or 17, depending on the state.
Similar across the USA, but I'm from California.
So I'm accustomed to 18 as the cutoff age for dating.
And since she's 19, she makes the cut.
So here's the interesting discussion about this.
I'm from California, where just like in my head, like 18 is just the cutoff age for dating.
And it's just like ingrained in my head because I'm from California.
There's a lot of states where the age is different.
It's 16 or 17.
And there's different cultures, right?
Where they have different ages.
Even in Australia, modern countries.
That doesn't mean that, you know, I'm just all like, whatever the law says is fine is fine.
Like nobody should be having sex with children that haven't gone through puberty or anything like that.
And, you know, if you're into that shit, you're fucked up and you're disgusting.
Like, don't, you have a mental, you, you have a mental illness and you should be killed.
You know, a combo of the both by the state, of course, for that.
Don't be in a children.
But this weird consent thing, I know people have that weird argument because some countries, it's 15, 16, and 17.
And I'll let those countries make their arguments.
But what the fuck?
19 is now considered pedophilia?
I feel like I'm just not on board with this.
But here's my opinion genuinely.
Somebody said something crazy down here.
19 years old has always been the hottest age.
When I was 15, when I was 19, when I was 30.
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
Someone's like, this is the greatest app ever.
Amazing.
It's not creepy.
It's human nature.
So not everybody was upset, but I'm trying to find this one comment.
Did he delete it?
This guy wrote like the dumb, the weirdest thing I think I've ever read about this stuff.
It might have been down here under this.
Oh, yeah, here we go.
What is this?
So apparently there's this rule, and this was common.
This is like everywhere on the internet right now under this picture.
Half age plus seven.
So if he is 49 divided by two, we'll even round down to 24, then seven plus 31, anything below that is creepy.
So what?
unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
What the fuck is wrong with people today?
Do you know why no one cares about anything involving being called creepy or being accused of anything or like, you know, whatever?
You know why people aren't even dating anymore?
Why people, why men don't even want to approach women?
Apparently, if you date any less than like nine, you know, 20 years younger than you, dude, this is gay.
This is a psyop.
And here's my opinion on consent though: is I'm actually against someone's like, oh, so if your 19-year-old daughter, would you be okay with her fucking Leonardo DiCaprio?
No.
And not because he's 49, but because my daughter's not going to be a whore.
And I'm not going to be okay with her fucking men.
We're not going to have that.
That's not going to be the discussion.
She's going to get married.
And then she can, you know, my daughter can do what wives and husbands do.
And they can make babies and they can live their life.
And I don't really want to know much about her, my children, my daughter's sex life.
That's going to be a lot.
I'll teach her and train her in the ways of God.
And then my wife, as she's an adult, if she has more questions or is, you know, she's a teenager, she can have discussions with my wife and they can talk about it.
But the thing is, is like, you know, it's like, oh, so she's 19.
I know, I don't want my daughter to be a whore at 28.
The argument is not whether I want my daughter to be a whore at 15 or 22.
The argument is I don't want my daughter to be a whore.
So I agree with the people.
Like, you know, what is a 19-year-old doubt being a whore?
Good question.
But the argument is about why are women whores today?
Not why are 19 year olds, why are you a pedophile for being attracted to a 19-year-old?
The fuck is, I'm sorry, but just, I'm just off on this one.
What is going on here?
That's so weird.
That's just so weird.
Someone said, your daughter sounds boring.
Yeah, she is going to be boring in that regard.
We're not raising whores in my family.
But the thing is that I think is interesting, though, is like, it's like, can I ask you, chat, have you heard about this?
Have you heard about this?
That the new feminist psyop, because women are old and ugly and they're living it up in their teens.
They don't want you to date young teen girls.
And when I mean teen, I mean 18, 19, right?
There's nothing wrong with that.
Enjoy your life.
Go date.
Go.
I would suggest if you're a man and you're older, I would suggest if you want to get married, looking for women between the ages of like 18 to 22 to get married.
Okay.
I married my wife when she was 22.
Yeah.
I married my wife when she was 22.
I was older.
I'm a lot older than her.
I'm like four years older than her.
And I married her when she was 22.
And even then, I feel like that was a little bit, you know, that was on the higher end of old, genuinely.
Like I was like, you know, I was looking at like the 19 to 22 category for women and I, you know, went on the higher end, but I don't think I would have married anybody older than that because I wanted to marry someone young and I wanted to have, I want to have a few years and have a lot of children.
And that's what we're doing.
We're growing our family.
But the hell is this?
Someone said online dating apps have completely ruined the game.
If pussy was a stock, it would be worth half a penny.
Is it really that easy?
Is it that easy to sleep around?
I don't even know.
But that's crazy.
I'm looking at some of the chat here to see what's going on, even in the censor chat.
Why does it keep logging me out of the censore chat?
Joining, let me join back.
What is going?
What is going on?
Okay, I got to refresh the page.
That's the issue.
So, yeah, that's just weird to me.
I don't know.
I'm going to the locals chat too to see people are saying, have you heard the good news?
Four years isn't a lot older.
No, what I mean is, is like I would still, if I was, I'm 31 now.
If I was looking for a wife, I would be looking for a woman 19 to 22 years old.
If I was decided to get married, if I wasn't married, that's what I would be looking for.
Guys, marry young girls and have a lot of kids with them.
That's a good thing.
And when I mean young, I mean an adult, right?
Like 19 to 22.
It's so fucking weird.
When, ah, why are women doing this?
I watched a comedian say this.
He's like, you know why the girls are like, you know, are young in movies about princesses and stuff?
Because the men will fight dragons for the 19-year-old girl.
You're not going to fight dragons for a used up 35-year-old whore.
And in my opinion, the women that I've, that I've known throughout my life that don't get married young and wait till they're older, they end up like bitter fucking bitches as they get older.
And they're not, they're just like not really likable.
You know what I mean?
And I'm not trying to be rude.
It's just like, I have yet to see a woman who lives the whore life become a likable woman, you know, as she gets older, more likable.
No, the only thing she might try to do is hide her baggage from you.
And then I like some woman commented on this and was like, well, that you, oh, there's less baggage on women under 25 could say the same thing about men too.
And guess what?
Nobody argued with her and nobody cared.
Everyone's like, I even wrote, I was like, you do you.
Go marry a 19-year-old guy.
I don't give a shit.
But you're not going to marry a 19-year-old guy.
You know why?
Because he doesn't have any of his shit together.
No girl's going to be marrying a 19-year-old guy unless you're Mormon.
So that's reality.
Or you go to a Calvary Chapel church.
Maybe you go to Calvary Chapel.
Then you're probably getting married at 19.
Or you go.
So you've got to be one or the other, or you're Mormon.
Shout out to the Mormons and the Calvary Chaplains.
That's the truth.
But I just have to say, this is just retarded.
Saint J said, big W opinion, brother E.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm going to move out of this.
This is so arbitrary and nobody cares about talking about this anymore in the chat, clearly.
But to me, it's just like retarded.
He also said Simpson Online dating apps have given those broads a false sense of entitlement.
Fat girls think that they're 10s because 100 simps told her she was beautiful.
Also, it's because everyone's going on dating apps to have sex.
And men will say a lot of things.
I don't, we can take that off the screen.
I don't, we don't need that.
Men will say a lot of things to women to have sex.
Okay.
So that's just the truth.
They'll call you pretty.
They'll call you beautiful.
But like, how?
Oh, yeah.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Here's what it is.
Here's what the girl said.
I'm going to bring this up.
Oh, she's just future used up baggage.
Why would you encourage this degeneracy?
I'm like, she's a hoe.
Don't get mad at a black man for stealing your car if you leave the keys inside while visiting South Chicago.
Not that I support it, but it's life.
It's like, yeah, I'm not supporting 19-year-olds having sexual relationships with grown men and, you know, being whores, but they just are whores.
And if you're going to be a whore and be 19, then there's no issue with you being a whore at any age of adults.
Okay.
So it's just that.
And that's why like this girl's like, yeah, 19, 22-year-old girls don't have all the baggage women 25 plus come with.
That same can be said for 19 to 22 year olds.
And I was like, date any age man you want.
All the power to you.
If that's your vibe, then go for it.
And she's attractive enough that I'm not going to explain the matrix to her, you know?
And she's got this shit in her bio.
ENTP, perennialist.
I don't even know what that means.
She's selt maxing.
So, so yeah, she's not.
Go go date, go date whoever you want.
Okay.
Somebody go date this girl and get her, get her a husband, okay?
Her name's Piper Snaps.
She needs a husband.
I'm done with this topic.
I'm over it.
But I just think that's a weird discussion.
All right.
I think that's a weird discussion.
You know, so I'm not, and some of you guys, you know, have your own opinions on this stuff.
You do you.
I don't care.
Speaking of the most Canadian thing that ever happened, at a Taco Bell, a black man got in a fight with Indians at Taco Bell in Canada.
No video better describes the situation in Canada than a bunch of minorities fighting over shit goy slop.
The most confusing part about this video is the fact that somehow they're serving a burger inside of a Taco Bell.
I don't understand this.
Watch this video.
And this is like, this is Canada.
Watch.
unidentified
Give me back my fucking money.
Seriously, excuse me.
What?
Come on, Nick, send it.
Give me back my fucking money!
Where's my fucking money?
Where's my fucking money?
No, here's the fucking money.
You just made that shit up.
You just made that shit up.
elijah schaffer
I've been asking for the longest time.
unidentified
I asked for a fucking humble.
You're fucking off.
You're fucking off.
You're fucking up.
All of you are fucking up.
I don't want that shit taken on your head.
Stop disrespecting me.
Give me back my money.
Every day.
Give me back my money.
I don't want this.
I'm done with you.
Give me back my money.
Give me back my money.
I'm not paying with you.
It won't get back.
It will get very bad.
It will tell you to harden them.
Stop up.
Give me my money now.
elijah schaffer
You see that back there?
Where was that?
Let me go.
Why is there a cheeseburger?
Why is there a bun?
That's really confusing.
Well, you know, Canada, it might be the fastest declining.
Canada might be the fastest declining Western country.
If I had to say that the fastest declining major metropolitan capital, I would say that would be London.
The sleeper cells, Germany.
Canada, from Brampton on, Canada is toasted.
I mean, they have it the worst than any.
You think America's bad?
Canada has the legal immigration issue that Australia has, the illegal immigration issue America has, the inflationary issue that New Zealand and Australia have, the black crime issue that London has, like machete wielding people, the politician problem that America has with like a gay leader that sucks dick, figuratively and literally, and like a new world order.
And also they have like restrictions like Australia with like getting rid of their AR-15s and, you know, restricting the sale of pistols.
Like they've gone, they've declined.
And the cities are dirtier than they've ever been.
It is really sad.
Like I talk to Canadians all the time who just do not recognize the country that they're in.
They just don't recognize it.
It's just full of Pajites and black people and they can't even afford to eat.
I've never even been to a country.
I was in Canada recently and I've never seen a country with food that high of price.
I think it might be up there with the most expensive in the world that I've ever seen.
And Australia is like significantly higher priced than the United States.
Like a small little thing of blueberries yesterday, $9.
I mean, that's AUD, but that's what, like six bucks US for a little tiny thing of like blueberries.
You know, I told everyone like, I spent $20 yesterday.
It was 20 bucks for off-brand carbonated water cans, you know, like bubbly or whatever.
But it was like an off-brand one.
And it was $20 for a pack a can of Cokes.
This country is expensive.
Canada's the worst though.
The Global Homo have ruined everything in all of our countries.
And Food Forest Bear said, I'm an Indian born in the Bronx, raised in Westchester.
I hope he doesn't view me as a Pajit because this new crop of Indians are truly shit.
No, you're not a Pajit.
Not all Indians are Pajites, just like not all blacks are.
You know, and, you know, and not all whites are great, right?
Not all white people are fantastic.
There's a lot of shitty progressive white people that suck, you know, Jewkak and they suck.
And they do it for money or, you know, whatever.
That's a joke, by the way, kind of, but not really.
I got to stop saying things that come on that are in my head.
That's what this show is, is me just saying what's on my mind.
And a lot of it's really bad.
And it gets me in a lot of trouble.
But it's what I'm thinking.
No, not all Indians are Pajites.
There are some Indians who left India because they hate India and they were a part of, they see themselves as a part of the crown and they're British colonists and they see themselves as people who wanted to break free from the shit.
I want to remind you, the average Canadian skincare routine, I have a video of it, actually.
I literally went to Canada, filmed this video.
This is what they're selling.
This is their TV commercials for skincare routines for Canadians in 2024.
I'm going to check this out.
Let me find the video.
It's down here a little bit more.
Oh, here it is.
Average skincare routine of a Canadian.
This is what they do Okay, can we talk about this So I don't have a problem with Indians.
I just don't really think that Hindus are hygienic, right?
So that's the difference between the Pajites and the Indians.
It's like there's a lot of Christian Indians that are, I know some that are really nice people in North Texas.
And there are some really great Indians that I've met in my life.
And I do like Indian food a lot, right?
But I don't need millions of Indians moving into my country for that reason.
And I understand if we're talking about balanced immigration here, there's a certain level of immigration.
I've always talked about this, that you will have foreign restaurants because there are, you know, diplomatic reasons people come.
There are real persecutory reasons people come to countries, especially like the United States, and they integrate and they have to take tests.
It should just be very hard to become a citizen.
And there should be a threshold.
And we shouldn't be prioritizing immigration from non-white countries.
That's just the truth.
But, you know, there are some Indians that have integrated that are cool people.
And I've, I've, you know, rented my house from them before.
I've had friends who were Indian.
But they, but there's also a real serious problem in India with poop.
Okay.
Indians like the poo-poo on their face and stuff.
And they make poop balls and they bathe in cow urine.
And they're unhygienic and it's really gross.
You know, I would rather die than eat street food in India.
You know, and I just don't understand the poo-poo on the face.
Poo-poo on the face.
I'll leave it at that.
That's the reality.
Someone said 30 million Christian Indians, still too many Indians.
Yeah, I just, we don't want, like, it's not that I hate Indians.
I just, why are you trying, like, I want to keep Western nations Western and majority white, like large majority.
Like, like it should, our country should be for us.
Because if, and it's not because I'm racist.
It's not because I hate people.
It's because I love my own people.
And when you start allowing too many cultures in at too high of numbers, you end up having grievance politics.
And it allows when you don't have a majority and your policies stop working for your people.
And then you have problems with crime and values.
There's a lot of issues, right?
It's like giving women power.
It's just caused too many problems.
I told that to Kez today.
I was like, oh, why did we give women privileges?
I go, I don't know why we did.
Like, they're just, they're just too emotional and retarded.
Like, she's like, well, that sounds pretty sexist and misogynist.
I said, oh, it is.
Because honestly, like, women are just constantly filing lawsuits and complaining and just like they want to be nice to people.
And, you know, Nikki Haley, like, look, the more that you have problems, like we can deal with the shitty men, but at least we can deal with things.
When you have women involved in politics, you can't deal with anything.
Even in the workplace, you can't deal with anything.
It just causes, there's just so many problems.
Just the gossip and the issues.
And that's the same thing with minorities.
It's not that there's like, like, I like my wife as my wife and I like my wife at home and I like, like, I don't want to make anyone work with Kez.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, and not because she's hard to work with.
She's probably easier to work with than me.
But it's just because, you know, I want her in the home and I want her around our kids and I want her to, you know, not have to deal with all this shit in the world.
I want to save her from the nastiness of the world.
And I don't, I mean, I'm helping one more woman not be in the workplace.
I should get an award for that.
But also with the, with the, with the Pajit stuff, it's like, dude, it's just like, look at India.
I just don't want my country to be India.
Look at Egypt.
Look at these countries.
They don't run shit well.
I don't want my country run like that.
And unfortunately, as women have gained power and we've allowed minorities in, our countries have turned to their own form of shit.
And it's not racism.
It's just like, it's annoying.
It's annoying that I can't even think about putting my kid in a public school because whether it's the progressive weirdo women teaching them, whether it's the minorities that will beat them up, whether it's the bullshit education that they get from these stupid politicians, progressive politicians, I can't even put my kid in a school that I'm paying for.
So, you know, yeah, it makes me angry.
And I don't care if I look like a bad guy.
I want to return to normalcy and I want my country back.
That's pretty much it.
And someone's like, oh, well, you're in Australia.
I don't think the issue with Australia is me.
Okay?
I'll leave it at that.
I don't think I'm the issue here.
Also, I pay a fuck ton of taxes in this country.
It's insane.
It's insane.
I'm paying taxes in two countries.
Do you know what that's like?
It's like being fucking raped twice at the same time.
I pay taxes in two countries.
The U.S., you still have to pay taxes.
Do you know that?
Over a certain threshold, you still have to pay taxes in the U.S. while you're paying taxes in another country.
Literally, you have to pay taxes in two countries if you're an American living abroad.
It's actually bullshit.
Someone said, how did that bitch not be gagging?
Someone said, how did that start anyway?
Simpajit just sitting around in some cow shits.
He's just like, wow, what an exceptional bull movement, bowel movement.
It must be divine.
Shall we worship it?
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Kruka said it said, Elijah being spit roasted by who?
Who's getting spit roasted?
I guess I'm a lamb.
I don't even know what that means.
So I don't know what that means, but I'll leave it there.
It is.
unidentified
It is just like, it is just like, it's just like being raped twice.
elijah schaffer
By the way, Dingus, Dirty Dingus McGee and those in the chat asked if I read the censor chat.
Yes, I do.
I just get signed out sometimes.
I'm trying to get the new chat put involved.
But Dirty Dingus said, I show these vids to my parents and they think that it's a psyop made by Christian Indians who hate Indus, Hindus.
Oh, are you Indian?
Okay, I don't know.
It's not Europeans paying poor Indians to do this shit.
Some cultures are just not equal and they're just not good.
All right, moving along.
I'm done with my discussion on the Pajites.
And not all Indians are Pajites.
I will leave that there.
Okay.
Because look at this.
I was joking about this and I'm like, we need to get these women some Indians.
Like, our freaking countries are great, you know?
Just some pretty white women to clean the timeline.
We have the best women.
Okay, there are, look, there are very pretty Hispanic women, but if you value your life, don't ever get marry one because they're insane.
Okay, Latinas are insanity.
Okay.
I grew up in LA.
I've dated quite a few.
Don't.
Okay.
Black women, if you're a black woman that watches this show, you get a pass on this, but most black women are ghetto.
Okay, that's just the truth.
There are non-ghetto black women, like Canis Owens or something.
But ghetto, most black women are ghetto.
And the ones that people would say are attractive typically are ghetto.
I don't find black women very attractive myself personally.
But I've seen a couple attractive black chicks in my life.
And they just seemed like they were ghetto ass.
And they were lighter skinned.
They're like half, right?
So I guess they're like mixed.
But you don't want to get involved in that shit.
Plus, the women, if you marry a black woman, the problem is they grow up in homes where the women step on the man's toes and they call the men gay and they make fun of their penis size.
And so you end up sort of with a lot of black women when I've seen interracial marriages between white men and black women is, or any race, is that the women don't respect the men and they shit test you a lot more.
So if you just want that headache, then go for it.
And that's not all black women.
Some black women are really cool.
There's a few black women who watch this show that are dope as fuck.
And I like you guys.
But you know what I mean?
Let's be honest.
Most black women are ghetto.
And then with Asian women, shout out to Deb.
Asian women are submissive for the most part.
I just like, I just don't think interracial marriages really work well for most people that I've seen.
I just haven't seen it work the best.
I know like Joel Davis is super against miscegenation and stuff.
But I understand if two Christian people meet, like I don't consider interracial mixing, like someone from Ireland marrying a German, right?
That's not what I mean.
I mean like a Pajit marrying a white woman.
I don't know why white women like to do that.
Maybe it's like a guilty thing or something.
But I think people mostly should marry in their own race.
I think there's less complications culturally.
And I think that's what people do naturally.
But I don't think there should be laws against this stuff.
I just think that today people are like, I think interracial marriage is rare.
And I think that if it wasn't propagandized to us, it wouldn't happen frequently.
And if they didn't flood our country with foreigners, it wouldn't really happen much at all.
But now it seems like white women want to prove themselves by dating black guys.
And maybe it's the porn.
It's the giant schlong thing.
I don't really know.
Maybe it is.
Who knows?
But they end up just getting beat up, you know, because black men typically have to keep black women in line by beating them up, by hitting them.
And this is just from my experience from growing up.
And I'm not talking about Jamaican people, right?
Like I have a friend growing up, one of my best friends, good guy.
He's like got Jamaican.
I'm not talking about Jamaicans.
I'm talking about like African Americans.
You know what I mean?
Like, not just because you have dark skin.
I'm talking about like these, you know, the dudes from, you know, Watts and shit in the U.S. in California.
Like these guys fuck you up.
And then they won't raise your kid.
They'll leave you too.
So I just say, hey, for the sake of it, probably just marry somebody.
And I think, and what?
We got a lot of races that watch the show.
And pretty much everybody, if you're married and you're married to the same race as you, put a one in the chat.
If you're married and you're married to a different race, put a two in the chat.
And I'm not, there's no judgment.
I just want to see how rare it is.
If you're married, one in the chat, if the person's the same race, meaning like, so if you're, look, if you're Japanese, you could be married to a Chinese person.
That counts.
Okay, that's, that's the same thing.
You're Asian, you're made an Asian.
You're white, you married a white person, you're black, you're married a black person, you're Hispanic, you married a Hispanic person.
Tell me ones in the chats if you're married and you're married to the same race.
Twos in the chats if you're married to different.
Because, yeah.
So I think the Asians, though, I know a lot of people that are interracially married and there's no issues in their relationships.
But I think if you are doing it because you met because you're trying to prove something, I think that there's problems.
Also, just so you know, Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia.
And so if you marry a Filipina, they're crazy.
That's all I'm warning you about.
I'm just warning you.
I'm just warning you.
If you're a white guy and you marry a Hispanic or a Filipina, get ready to have a sandal thrown at your face and get hit.
Because Hispanic women hit too.
I've noticed that a lot in relationships.
They do hit.
Question.
do white women hit a lot uh in the chat do you guys i find that white women don't really aren't just aren't like physically unless they're like from a trailer park and they like do math But like most women are just like quiet and submissive.
That's been my opinion from the dating game.
Kez is like very submissive, and that's why I like her a lot amongst many positive qualities, but she's she respects me and she's submissive.
Sometimes she shit tests me though.
All women do that, right?
They try to test you to see if you're really in control of your family and you have authority in your family.
And guess what?
I do.
So that's good.
So yeah, look, there's like majority of people are ones, and then there's some twos and some threes and fours, which is, you guys are just retarded.
Divorced.
Based Ghost said divorced to one to two, half white, half Asian.
Two.
So two divorced.
Okay, we got a couple divorces, a couple two divorces.
All right.
So yeah, like I said, it's already not common.
Like, it's not common.
But I, so it's just not common, right?
People, it's like, it's like probably less than 10% of marriages are probably interracial.
That's what I think.
I don't think it's common.
But I think that white people should figure out how to save their race and marry white people if you can.
But I work with a lot of people who are interracially married and they seem to really enjoy it too.
So I guess you just have to take your chances and figure it out.
But I did, you know what's always funny to me too?
Is that white supremacists and white nationalists are always dating Asian chicks?
Do you ever notice that?
Like they're always dating Asian chicks.
That's like a real thing.
Okay.
It's like a real thing.
And also, have you noticed this too?
There's a bunch of Hispanic and black white supremacists now.
Have you noticed how diverse the white supremacy movement is?
It's insane.
That's just an insane.
It's insane.
So the neo-Nazi national socialist movement is actually fairly diverse for the day.
And it's, yeah, it's really interesting.
Let me see if I can find the black Nazi video.
Do you guys know that video of that black guy who wore the Nazi armband?
And then, let's see, black Nazi.
I'm going to see if I can find the video.
I don't know if you remember that video of the guy who's like, who's like, he was like, they're like, black Nazi.
Wait, let me see if I'm trying to find the video.
Does somebody have it in the chat?
He's like, the black Nazi armband where he goes, oh man, I can't find the video.
I was really hoping to find it when they interview him and he's like, they're like, he's like, I'm not anti-Semitic.
I don't hate the Jews.
They're like, you were wearing a Nazi armband.
He's like, I'm a national socialist.
You don't have to be.
Not just white people can be national socialists.
I remember that one.
I'm actually doing an interview with some.
I've never interviewed.
I've had a black supremacist on the show, and I've never had an actual like neo-Nazi, like a legitimate, like identifying national socialist from my understanding on the show.
I've never like interviewed somebody.
So I've decided I'm going to go find some extreme people and interview them and put them on censored.
So you guys sign up and you guys watch.
But I'm going to go talk to some people who are like the most hated and censored people.
I'm going to do some really nice interviews with them and I'm going to put them up on censored.
So make sure you get that.
All right.
In conclusion, I'll leave it there.
But I will leave that.
It is.
It is.
Next is at Elijah, please read my comments.
unidentified
I don't know.
elijah schaffer
Let's see.
Your dumb fuck buddy.
What?
What happened?
unidentified
Private chat.
elijah schaffer
Oh, okay.
Oh, for the video.
Okay.
What is this?
Private chat?
What are you sending me here?
Okay.
Yeah, that's a topic we got to talk about.
Okay, one more topic before we go.
All right, Brian wants us to talk about this and we do need to talk about this.
Okay.
Last topic: ABC News affiliate is now reporting that Texas Senate is investigating Google and big tech over election interference.
Zach Forhees, who's one of the whistleblowers, made a video about this today about Google manipulating elections.
He said, I'm happy to announce that the testimony provided by myself, Hartwig Free, Dr. Epstein, Heritage, and Schneider, D.C., and others has resulted in unanimous authorization of subpoenas to investigate Google and Facebook for election manipulation ahead of the 2024 elections.
And that is true.
And it goes on to say here: here's the actual post from Senator Brian Hughes.
Today, the Senate Committee of State Affairs voted unanimously to authorize subpoenas to big tech firms like Facebook and Google.
There is strong evidence that big tech imposes their own biases to manipulate and stifle dissenting voices, undermining election integrity.
Texas will not stand for it.
Will anything happen?
I don't know.
But at least they're being investigated.
But we have a lot of investigations and they tend to not result in much of any progress about literally anything.
So we'll leave it at that.
I'm not entirely sure.
We'll leave it.
We'll leave it at that.
All right.
I said we would do a raffle on the show because AFPAC.
So how do I find AFPAC?
I think it's American.
Let me see if I can find this.
So let me get my mic up here.
Okay, this is the raffle.
Okay.
So there's this page called America First HQ.
I think this is an account that is associated with the Groipers or something like that because they keep putting up these like these things.
See, I told you the whites, the white supremacist movement is diverse.
No, I'm totally joking.
This isn't a white supremacist thing.
I'm just messing around, pulling the leg of the media.
So they announced a bunch of people that are going to be there.
You got her, she's Hispanic woman, Carolyn Borisenko, Jake Shields, Patriot J, Chief Trumpster, Paul Towne, Dr. Anastasia Lupis, I Hypocrite, Leather Apron Club, Dan Lyman, Arval, Drew Hernandez, Taylor Hanson, James Kirkpatrick, Evan Kilgore, myself, Anthony Cumia,
Solomon Ahmed, Sam Parker, Ryan Rivera, a lot of censored people.
Keith Woods, Jared Taylor, Lauren Witzke, Kyle Clifton, Lucas Gage, and so much more are going to be there.
They invited me, and I was like, Yeah, sure, I'll go.
I didn't know I was getting a flyer, but I'm going to be at this conference, Lord willing, on the 15th.
And I know that it was really expensive because if you see down here, General Mission is $150.
$200 a general mission plus after party.
I'm not buying these, but I bought two tickets and I said I would do a raffle.
And you guys, all you had to do was email the booking at slightly offensive email for the tickets.
And we did a raffle already because I can't show, I can't dox you guys because a lot of you don't want to know that you don't want people to know you're going to this.
You guys, I mean, obviously, the media is going to be there.
I don't give a fuck.
They talk shit on me all the time.
I'm just going to go do whatever I want.
And let me see real fast.
Okay, so to tell you who won the raffle, Mike did it.
And we got like 10 emails.
So 10 of you entered.
I'm only giving away two tickets.
Let me see.
Wait.
Okay, so I'm going to say your name out because I told you guys to give me an alias.
To give me an alias about this.
You guys were vetted.
And one of the winners, do we have a drum roll or something?
I don't know.
One of the winners of the free ticket is somebody who goes by Morrigan.
And that's not their real name, but they want to go by Morrigan.
To put into perspective, this is a veteran family, and there has been budget cuts.
And it's really good.
They said, I wonder if the sob story helps.
Yes.
Morrigan, thank you.
We were giving you a ticket to the military family for wanting to go.
Let me know if your spouse needs a ticket as well.
I'll throw in an extra one if you guys, I know they're saying that you guys try to serve the country and that there's no money to buy the tickets and you really wanted to go.
So you won.
That's a really good person to win.
And another person who won goes by the online name of Based Ghost Coast Toast.
Is that somebody that's in the chat all the time?
Maybe.
But those are the winners.
So shout out to Morrigan and Base Ghost Toast Ghost or whatever it is.
Go ahead and re-email the email and then Mike will get you set up with your tickets.
He'll just use me.
He has one of my credit cards, the company credit card, and he'll just pay for the tickets and get your names out and get you vetted and get you going.
So email that email again if you're base ghost toast ghost.
What is it called?
I don't even know how to read.
I'm retarded.
It's based ghost coast toast.
Toe coast to coast.
I don't know.
I don't know what that says.
So there you go.
Yeah, so you guys won the raffle.
I told you guys, obviously, that's a lot of fucking money to go to a conference.
It's $150.
It's worth it.
There's thousands of people, several thousand people signed up.
And we're going because fuck the haters.
You know what I mean?
I'm not a Groyper.
You know, I don't really watch political content in general.
I don't really watch anything, actually.
I make a lot of stuff.
Like, you know, where is this thing?
Where is this?
You know, behind me, I do a lot of shows, you know, like.
I don't know if you guys know, but I do actually do a lot of shows, right?
So, like, I just change the colors on my set.
Like, I do, um, what is it called?
I do, uh, why is it doing that?
unidentified
Okay, so I do what the hell?
elijah schaffer
Okay.
Yeah.
I have a bunch of shows that I do, and uh, that is, uh, that is all my shows and that's I just change it.
I do VNN, uh, Vigilant News.
I have a show on there.
You can see it on my Twitter.
Um, we're just building up a Rumble channel, and we're going to be like building it up.
I have a Gateway Pundit show that I do.
I think that's going to be ramping up.
It's three days a week.
I think it's going to be five days a week.
And I do videos.
So make sure you follow me on X because right now they're being posted here.
So if you check out my page, you can watch my daily segments.
I do daily segments on like news topics and things.
You can find them on the Vigilant News.
So this is what they are.
The deep state strikes back.
The husband of an anti-NWO Italian MEP was found dead in a car.
unidentified
What?
elijah schaffer
With a zip tie around.
What?
There's so much more to the story that we have to unpack here.
My name's Elijah Schaefer, and you're watching Beyond the Headlines, only on Vigilant News.
unidentified
Wow.
elijah schaffer
Vigilant News Network reports.
Wow.
Okay.
Crazy stuff.
Yeah, that's a new project.
That's a new company I'm working to build right now called Vigilant News.
That's not talking about like, you know, it's talking about actual news and headlines.
That's from our website and stuff.
So it's a new project I'm building, which allows me to do this because God knows that I have to have some fail saves because everyone in the world has made this the most like ridiculous show to do.
They've taken away like everything from me on this show.
So I basically have to build something new from the ground up, right?
Build the new show, work on the new company.
And then I have my Gateway show too, which, by the way, is fantastic.
And you should watch that too because it covers the top five stories on Gateway in the last 24 hours.
Very quick.
Just get through the news.
It's about 10, 12 minutes.
But it's good shit.
So I appreciate you guys supporting.
Yeah, Elijah brushed his hair.
I always brush my hair for that show.
And I actually like, I have to go home and shower after this and go get ready for that show, which is after this.
Oh, I love you guys.
All right.
Okay.
So we're going to leave it at that.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
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I mean, this is a great website.
It's fantastic.
And you can see my exclusive interview with Gavin there from when I was in New York the other week, a few weeks ago.
This is just good stuff.
You can watch live, you know, on the live stream.
I'm not signed in on this computer.
Oh, but there it is.
Yeah, I'm not signed on this computer, but you can get it all.
You can look at the schedule.
You can get different, there's a lot of old shows too, if you want to watch.
But you guys should support us directly.
Use my promo code offensive for 20% off.
It's so important.
Someone said, Owen has been crazy.
Steadfast Baptist Church.
Oh, good to see you guys in the chat.
Sorry, I've been busy.
I'll see you when I'm in the U.S. Probably.
Good to see you.
Shout out to everyone who's there.
Ben is never going.
Oh, by the way, Ben was supposed to be on the show today, and then he went to work instead.
Loser.
He's got to make money and stuff.
What a loser.
Ben's like, oh, by the way, I have to go make money for my family.
What do you think this is?
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