May 14, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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OnlyFans EXPOSED Funding OPERATION in USA For Which Country?!!
We are BACK from the Land of the FREE and Home of the BRAVE.. Was the trip WORTH it? A lot of notable moments with Myron and Walter from Fresh and Fit, Sneako, Tim Pool and MORE TO COME.. and you can bet we were talking about the typical topics!Show more It was revealed recently that the ONLYFANS OWNER, who paid himself $1M/day in 2022, recently made a SUBSTANTIAL donation to AIPAC to further support the GENOCIDE going on in GAZA.. why are people like this?
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Well, it looks like a certain group is once again revealing themselves.
This time, OnlyFans was just exposed being the number one funder of a certain organization in the United States that, yes, is lobbying the United States government on two accounts.
Number one, to ban TikTok, get rid of social media because it's criticizing the wrong country.
And two, in order to limit your free speech by redefining hate speech.
So what we have here is we have a company that's whoring out your daughters to enslave your sons in order to extract your money to fund their lobbyists in order to control your government to remove your rights.
And if you criticize them, you're worse than a racist.
You are an anti-something.
They call it Yosemite, but the last part, we'll talk about this in so much more.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
It's approximately 10.04 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
I just got back from the USA.
We're going to have a lot to cover and so much more here on Nightly Offensive.
Let's start the show.
Okay, well, I guess we're not going into the intro music.
I have no idea what's happening there.
But we'll just jump into the show then.
Since we're not, I don't know what's going on there.
I don't know why that happened right there.
Let's go ahead and let's jump right into this.
So OnlyFans was just caught.
This post just came up from censored men saying who's been AIPAC's biggest donor since October 7th?
That would be Leonid Radvinsky, the Jewish Zionist donor of OnlyFans.
He's pledged $11 million to the pro-Israeli lobby.
Radvinsky's donation was over five times bigger than the second largest donation to AIPAC post-October 7th.
So look, 2023, everybody was talking about Yi and the fact that he went DEF CON 3.
All right.
It's 2024.
It's time to go DEF CON 4.
I don't even know what DEF CON means, but we're going next level because when I say every single time, I mean every single time.
Now, people will accuse me, oh, you're a hateful person.
You don't like people.
And they've been doing this to me since for decades, actually.
When I say I care about white people, oh, you hate blacks.
When I say that I care about my country, oh, you hate every other country.
And now when I say, hey, I don't want foreign interests lobbying my government, they call me an anti-Semite.
But the problem with that is, is it just doesn't work anymore.
There is absolutely in no circumstance the ability to get me to shut up by calling me names.
It's 2024.
And quite frankly, this stuff just doesn't matter.
So what we have here, AIPAC, which controls the United States government, has currently lobbied the U.S. government in order to remove our First Amendment protection when it comes to not only criticizing the state of Israel, but also to quoting scripture.
And before people say, no, APAC did not lobby the United States government and the government did not make quoting scripture illegal, yes, because the IRHA or IRAH, I don't know how to pronounce it, redefined anti-Semitism to saying that the Jews killed Jesus, which is actually word for word in the Bible.
And so you think that that's not true?
Well, wait till you see the Babylon Be, the Daily Wire, all these other groups recently just saying that saying Christ is king went too far.
In fact, the right-wing's poster child, Roseanne Barr, the comedian, said she's okay with criticism, except when Candace Owens said Christ is king.
She says that actually crossed the line for her.
So I want to tell everyone this.
You guys don't control the line anymore.
You don't control anything.
In fact, you don't control me and the noticing and the waking up has gotten to such levels that you will not be able to control us any longer.
We don't care anymore.
How about you guys shut the fuck up, mind your own damn business, and let us Westerners, particularly Americans, handle our own business.
That's a great idea, right?
Am I right?
Welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and we have a great show for you.
It's very hot in the studio today.
I haven't had time to get things together.
I've been extremely sick.
You might have seen some of my appearances.
I went on Timcast, Fresh and Fit, and a few other.
I was supposed to go on Sneeko's stream.
I was supposed to do a show with Pearl Davis, but I ended up losing my voice.
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We're here and we're talking about this.
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All right, guys, we've got to get into this.
Let's talk about what's been going on.
So we're going to be exposing a lot of things today and not ourselves, but I've come to the end of myself.
I was reading a tweet from Candace Owens just a moment ago, and she said something pretty interesting that I want to remind you guys is true and remains true.
Here's what she said.
Candace Owens went on directly and said this directly.
Here's what she said.
Whether in Hollywood or politics, it's about controlling which voices reach the masses.
If they cannot control you, they will try to smear you.
And if they cannot effectively smear you, they will try to bankrupt you.
And if they cannot effectively bankrupt you, they will keep the lawsuits rolling until they do.
Sound familiar?
This has happened to too many people for the public not to wake up to these tactics.
Look, people accuse Canis of being a grifter.
Here's my answer to that.
I can't speak for her personal intentions on why she does what she does, but I do know that she married into a British aristocratic family worth several hundred million dollars.
And so she has no need for money.
So I have to say, she doesn't have a need for money.
There's also no financial upside towards what she's doing currently and calling out these people in power.
So I'm going to have to say I'm siding with her on this.
You might think differently.
But if you can bring that back up, Brian, you know, she said it doesn't really matter where you are, right?
Because Hollywood is Hollywood and politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
That's why I got into politics.
She explained that what the intention of these places are are to control you.
And it's to make you think what's acceptable to think.
That's why they want to be able to cancel people by telling you, here's things that you can't say.
Here's things that you cannot think.
Guess what?
They're losing their grip because they've canceled so many of us that in reality, I used to always think, what do I say on the show?
I don't want to go too hard.
I don't want to go too far.
Well, we're going to go too hard and we're going to go too far because even that thought process is a limiting factor.
Where we're going to go on the show going forward from here is where we need to go, which is just arriving at the truth.
And so what she was saying is, here's the problem, though, is that in order to gatekeep what you're saying, I want to remind you, I don't know if you guys, you know, they cancel Nick Fuentes for making a cookie joke about the Holocaust.
But then Dave Rubin, who's an old colleague of mine, comes out, posts a picture of Palestinian protesters and says that they're so ugly, not even Hamas wants to rape them.
So, you know, making jokes about rape and whether women are rapable or not rapable isn't exactly kosher, as you could say, but it's acceptable because, why?
Because they're gatekeepers and they support what?
Ultimately, the masters in Congress, which is APAC, which is a lobby group for Israel.
Now, I have nothing against Jewish people.
I don't have any problem even with the state of Israel's existence.
What I do have a problem with is when these countries meddle in our politics.
And when I talk about it, I wouldn't focus so much on this except for the fact that I'm being told I can't talk about this.
I was just threatened and lost six figures in a deal over my views on this.
And guess what?
The more money you take away from me, the more you cancel me, the more I get uninvited to speaking places, the more I lose opportunities, the more indignant I'm going to become.
So, you know, we're not going anywhere, which is why I decided to go as a VIP publicly to AFPAC, right?
Which is Fuentes is, I'm not a griper or anything like that.
I don't really follow anyone, you know, religiously.
I'm not much of a, I've never been a follower.
I'm not a very obedient person.
Sorry, God.
All right.
But what I do know is that it's time to start showing support for people who are trying to break through the mold.
And Fuentes got, you know, put back onto X while I was gone.
And so that was pretty interesting.
I mean, that was definitely interesting.
While I was gone, I want to get more into this and what was going on with OnlyFans and everything that's happening.
But the reason why I brought up OnlyFans is it's crazy that the Israelis are using porn to generate revenue from the West to fund their lobby groups to control our government.
Do you realize how crazy that is?
Israel is directly using pornography, whoring out particularly young girls, 18.
You know, they're signing contracts with this guy, Jack Dwarty, on YouTube at like 16 and 17 years old, allegedly.
And then at 18, then they're taking their nudes, then they get into hardcore porn, you know, once their bodies don't sell enough.
And when you think how sick that is, that Israel is using pornography to generate revenue from our people to fund their own anti-constitutional efforts in our Congress.
That's crazy.
Now, what do I mean by how much control do they have?
Well, nobody has probably blackmailed more than Lindsey Graham.
If you can bring my screen up here, Brian, Lindsey Graham, who's definitely not gay.
I came out on the internet for like the seventh time, I think, the other day.
I was like, yeah, someone's like, you're gay.
And I was like, yeah, I am gay.
It's cool to be gay.
It's 2024.
The last time I came out as gay was with what was his name?
The comedian.
I don't remember, but we're coming out like every other month these days.
Speaking of somebody, this guy literally comes out and says, not only are the actions of Israel warranted, this is a sitting member of the United States Congress, but not only are they warranted, but if they had nukes, which we know they do have nukes, they should drop them on Gaza if they need to.
Listen to this.
This is absolutely crazy.
These people have lost their damn minds.
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Historians would say, why is it okay for Reagan to do it and not President Biden?
But let me ask you about two nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to end their existential threat war.
Why was it okay for us to do that?
I thought it was okay.
To Israel, do whatever you have to do to survive as a Jewish state.
Again, military officials say that you're talking about crap.
So even if they have nukes, then maybe they should drop them on Gaza.
Now, we'll look at some funny stuff, but while I was gone on my trip, I, you know, I came back to the United States.
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But I just decided, you know, this is a real serious position that we're in.
And like our country is pretty much screwed on so many levels.
And one of the crazy things is the White House even came out and said on this matter that it like it's okay because Israel is not genociding people, which is you know debatable, but they are in their own way just like effectively killing people.
I have some new internet here, so I'm having some slow loading.
Yeah, so we know that they're just killing innocent people, but it's not a genocide.
However, legitimately speaking, I want to play a clip here from my appearance on Fresh and Fit, where we sort of like joked about this.
Let me see if I can, I don't know if I can move this here to scroll.
There you go, to scroll over.
How do I, there you go, let me give me a second.
I was on Fresh and Fit, and I thought it was kind of funny because we made a joke, right, about how this isn't a genocide, but we are trying to bomb whoever we can.
You know, it makes me happy sometimes working for the IDF because I found out what I did the smart thing is I told 1.7 million Palestinians to hide in Rafah because that's where they wouldn't get bombed.
And now I've cornered them.
So now I'm just bombing Rafa.
And I can sleep at night knowing there's more dead Palestinian children.
Realistically, that's what's going on.
I just want to give a shout out to what people know.
Right now, there's currently an attack going on, Palestinians, 1.7 million in the bottom right there in Gaza.
And they set them up.
They pushed them to the south and they're bombing them.
So I just want to make sure that we're recognizing.
If you're out there, pray for the children.
Pray for the woman.
Pray for the men because this is systematic and the United States is paying for it.
So please just keep.
I just want to start out by telling people to keep those people in your prayers.
And the reason why I bring that up is people don't know that 20% of Palestinians are actually Christian.
So, like, as a Christian myself, not a great example of one, but as a firmly believing, you know, believer in the God of the Bible, of Jesus Christ, you know, it is of my utmost importance to make sure that Christians around the world are protected, right?
Whether you're talking about Azerbaijan and genocide going there or talking about the Christians in Yemen.
But, you know, there's a lot of Christians that are in that area.
And the problem is we are funding this.
We're funding their destruction.
We killed Christians in Syria.
We did the same thing in Iraq.
Christians are under attack and the U.S. is facilitating their destruction.
But most importantly, I don't care about either side in the war, technically speaking.
But I actually do care about defunding Israel, particularly because of their bullshit and the way they've intervened in our government so extensively.
Going back to the early 1900s, getting us involved in World War I and II, plus their alleged involvement in 9-11.
Okay.
I don't, I just, this has absolutely gone out of out of hand.
And I was, that was an individual interview.
You can watch that on Rumble.
It's actually really great.
I was there, by the way.
Speaking of that, some people that are with me on this, a clip that was on their show on Fresh and Fit.
And if you want to watch the interview, I'll show a quick clip of that.
Brian, you can go to my screen here.
I was on the show.
I stayed for the after hours with Sneeko and Sonny Faz.
I was supposed to go on more stuff, but you can tell I'm really sick by the way my voice sounded.
Everybody, though, said that my voice sounded better sick because I sounded like less gay, which I don't know how you sound less gay.
I guess I thought it was more of my mannerisms or like the effeminate nature of like the way I am.
But apparently it's literally just my voice.
Everyone's like, well, you're not gay for a day.
But this was a good clip to kind of give you an example.
They care more because they control the United States government heavily.
They're not the only group, but AIPAC has such a heavy influence that they even claim that they can just whip votes in Congress.
And we've seen with TikTok, like you should be more concerned with Israel, not because you need to care about Jews.
I know you make a distinction between getting rid of Jewish power, as said by people that would be like Groipers or maybe Nick Fuentes in more of this institutional power that they see versus not caring about Israel.
However, you don't have to care about any of these other takes that are more controversial to realize that the government of Israel, or at least special interests connected to the government of Israel, have so much, if not the most influence of any private health lobby group in the entire country, that should alarm you because look, Facebook is committing election crimes, as we saw in the last election.
Not only that, they're stealing and selling our data in the same way TikTok is.
They're censoring our free speech, and yet we're attacking TikTok.
Like, I don't think they're, I don't think they're an ally.
Maybe they're not an enemy.
I'll take that back.
I don't know if they're our enemy because I don't know militarily to what threat they actually pose or what extent they would like.
But I will say APAC to me is an enemy organization because it is taking advantage of our politicians to serve foreign interests and not our local interests.
And I don't understand why that's controversial.
You know, like, I have no idea why being against AIPAC is controversial.
And when you see Harvey Weinstein, when you see Jeffrey Epstein, when you even see this stuff with Nickelodeon, these people all have something in common.
And it doesn't have to be a hateful person to realize that we do have a problem in our country of certain special interest groups that all share a common ethno-background that are undermining our country.
And they have a history of doing this over 200 times, actually.
People say 109, but it's 200 times.
And you don't have to be a hateful bigot to explain that.
And that's how you know that you're on the money.
I always express this, but if you're new to the show here, whenever you talk about a fact, right?
So whenever you talk about history and when you express something true and the response from somebody is not to disprove what you're saying or to then counter provide evidence, but their response is to shame you by calling you names, xenophobic, white supremacist, you know, racist, sexist, which are all great things.
But I'm just kidding.
I'm joking, obviously.
It's just a joke.
But I mean, you know, retrospectively, you know, when you look back, they'll just call you names.
And I think these people are disingenuous.
And that's what's really waking a lot of us up is how absolutely fucking retarded the gatekeepers have been and how sloppy they got.
And they got a little too sloppy.
And they started saying things like saying Christ as king is anti-Semitic.
And they started saying that, you know, if you pointed out facts and truth, that it made you hateful.
And they started claiming things like, I don't know if you saw this.
This is so freaking insane.
Let me go to my page here.
I wanted to remind people about how weird these people had gotten over time and where the sloppiness came up.
I have to scroll down on my page, but it actually reminded me, I was watching this documentary about the Holy Land Experience, which is a theme park that is meant to emulate the, I think, Jerusalem.
So the Holy Land in Florida.
It's now out of business.
But during that time, the Floridian Jewish League, I think it's called, or Florida League of Jews, actually came out and said, yeah, here it is.
So check this out.
So like there's this post, right?
Check this out.
Go to my screen here.
Ian Miles Chong posted this.
There's this video from Eurovision where there's a 20, he said, imagine being a 20-year-old on stage in front of millions and everyone at the venue is drowning you out, singing with booze because of the race you were born as apparently, Israel played, and this is what it sounded like.
Alright, so there's a few problems with this.
Okay, there's like absolutely a few major problems with this.
One of the issues is is that everyone has a problem that this girl's getting booed, but she didn't get banned.
And remember, Russians got banned from Eurovision in 2022 for doing a fraction of the of the crimes against humanity that they're claiming that Russia did that, that Israel has done So, I don't want to hear it.
I literally just don't want to hear the bullshit about how people booing a singer is the end of the world and it's anti-Semitism because it does get pretty out of control when you look at it.
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Okay, so we're talking about Eurovision.
And one of the things about this that I think is so disingenuous is: go to my screen here.
It's like, oh, imagine getting booed on stage.
Well, okay, I mean, yeah, is that nice?
No.
And does this singer represent her country?
Yes, because this is literally an international competition where you represent your nation.
And is the nation really that popular right now?
No.
However, people quickly pointed out: we are reliving the Holocaust never again.
Come on, people, speak up.
Anti-Semitism is unacceptable.
And apparently, Laura doesn't follow me anymore.
She used to follow me, but I retweeted her.
So what I thought was weird about this is that booing people at Eurovision is the Holocaust.
It's just, to me, it's just stupid, right?
I mean, you don't have to say much about this.
And I would find this to be, you know, an issue if there wasn't a lot of people agreeing with it.
And that's how people think.
So the Holocaust is getting booed at Eurovision.
Now, I reminded people, people are comparing the Israeli singer being booed at Eurovision to the Holocaust.
Remember when a Christian Zionist built the Holy Land theme park in Florida and they compared it to the Holocaust?
Just to remind you guys from Christianity Today back in 2021, Irv Rubin, chair of the Jewish Defense League, compared the theme park to the Holocaust, saying there are two ways you can murder Jews.
I'm not even going to go to the article.
I screenshot that and put that up.
Like, the reason why these people, the gatekeepers, lost their power is because I think someone called it a Holocoaster, a Holocaust oaster.
I don't know.
When you compare a theme park to the Holocaust or getting booed on stage to the Holocaust, it does make you wonder what else they've talked about these events that they've lied about.
I won't go down that road on the show because I think I'm going down that road with Ron Owens on my censored show on Thursday night, which is, you know, exclusive, only censor.
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So I don't know, chat.
You know, when you look at all of this, it is interesting because another thing happened.
So we talked about them comparing everything to the Holocaust, which is really weird.
But then a publication who I'm friends with, the owner, and I'm not speaking poorly, and I know the girl who filmed this, Katie Davis Court, is a fantastic journalist.
I don't know who ended up writing the article, but you know, post-Millennial posted this.
You know, this is they're a pro-Zionist organization.
And they said, Justin, thousands on the march in support of America and Israel to protest the Gaza camp at the University of Washington.
So they posted this video, which is like the frat boy movement, I guess.
These are people in support of Israel and America.
Why would you be?
No one's ever given me a reason of why we should support Israel that makes any sense to me.
And the Bible does not say you have to support the Rothschild modern design state of Israel.
First of all, the Bible says two things, well, many things.
But one, it does say to pray for the peace of Jerusalem, which is a very significant verse, because there will never be peace in Jerusalem fully.
It's a contentious place.
And that's not the state of Israel.
Jerusalem existed before the state of Israel existed.
And also, when he talks about Israel and supporting Israel, it's not the current state of Israel.
It is a people.
And some might argue, although I'm, you know, some might argue, we are Israel, right?
Those who are graft, we are Israel.
The church is Israel.
It's the promised seed through Christ, those who have joined in and been grafted in.
And those who reject Christ have been kicked out.
And so that you've been psyoped through dispensationalism, right?
It's the Schofield Bible.
We're not going down that road.
Maybe one day we will.
But I thought it was funny because they said, you know, thousands, thousands march.
And then I saw an aerial view from a drone, pretty much zoomed out as wide as possible.
I talked to the guy who took this.
And this is the thousands upon thousands.
Now, somebody said, hey, by the end, there was double this.
Still, maybe that's a thousand people, maybe.
I don't even know if it's that much.
But I pointed out here, you know, wow, I can't even count them all.
Looks like millions.
Why are we lying?
Why does the pro-Israel side such liars and such deceivers about literally pretty much everything when it comes down to it?
It's like everything's the Holocaust.
There's more support than there is.
It does make you have to question everything you've been taught about World War II and history.
It really does.
Look, I didn't want to talk about this topic today.
I didn't want to, but I've been gone for 10 days.
You can hear my voice is still coming back.
And I just can't handle the fact that we're not allowed to be honest.
Now, people have asked me, you know, how do you work for the Gateway Pundit in these things?
Dude, they know my views on things.
I don't know.
I support the Gateway Punter.
I think they're a great publication.
Do I, you know, agree with everyone and everything they publish?
No.
Do they agree with everything I publish?
No.
But for the most part, I think they've been really good at promoting truth.
And I've really loved Jim Hoff, the guy who runs it, has been so supportive of me being independent.
And it's really backed me, you know, and brought me accreditation and kept me going.
And I really appreciate him a lot.
He's a good guy.
People have their problems with every publication, but I've enjoyed working with them and the freedom they've given me as well.
Let's also, we could switch topics for a little bit here.
You know, it was Mother's Day over the weekend.
Happy Mother's Day to all of the mothers that are out there.
I think you guys, thank you guys so much.
Thank you so much for being good moms, right?
I'm grateful to Kez for giving me a beautiful son.
This was us this morning, right, at our little spot.
This is a little cafe by us.
My son's there.
He's watching a boat get lifted to get cleaned.
I really love my family.
But, you know, this was a time where you're supposed to be grateful for having moms.
Now, many of you guys know that, you know, my mom died, right?
A very gruesome, very bloody battle with cancer.
I mean, literally, they cut out, like, it was chemo resistant, right?
So they were just cutting out tendons and bones.
She was like disfigured by the end and a shell of herself.
Really traumatic stuff watching somebody you love die young in a very painful and slow and agonizing way.
It sticks with you.
Well, the black community decided on Mother's Day to rehash some beef, with me in particular, reminding you that they were, so they started po they were spamming all of my posts, asking me how my mother was doing and posting her obituary, right?
Her death and posting, she's a beautiful woman.
She even had a lot of surgeries by this point too, I think.
But yeah, but, you know, posting her where they were spamming her mortuary, from my understanding, again.
But Brian, take that off the screen.
They even were like, they did this new thing now where this is the black community, by the way.
And I want to get into how the right wing defends them.
Like, you know, I'm putting this up here.
You know, they were also like putting up images of my mom.
Check this out.
Putting up images of my mom being like lynched, right?
Saying didn't do nothing.
Somebody named black nationalist Twink.
You can go give these people love.
You know, that just says it all.
But the black community not only commits an exorbitant amount of crime, shout out to the black SOBs out there.
You know, I'm considering calling it the BLM community because don't get me wrong.
There's a lot of blacks that I like.
The Hodge twins, Flodzilla, Michelle Obama.
No, I mean, you know, I can name some.
But in general, no, there's cool black people out there.
I'm just, I'm screwing with you guys.
There's a lot of cool black people out there.
But the black community itself is shit, right?
There's cool Jews out there, but the Jewish community is shit.
Like, because people always use the outliers in general, right?
People say, well, why don't you talk about white liberals?
Okay, well, first of all, I don't need to spend my show shitting on white people because the rest of the media does that.
So that's old.
Everyone's doing that, right?
That's the thing that everyone does.
But I do shit on white liberals all the time.
Although I just realized that white liberals are a product and blacks are a product of another group of people who runs OnlyFans and funds APAC.
And that sort of, you know, I'm hitting on the wrong target.
But, you know, these people are actually disgusting.
It doesn't actually affect me.
It doesn't affect me like emotionally, right?
So, yeah, and the accounts are real.
By the way, and I get this stuff in like the hundreds a week, right?
I get like hundreds of these things a week.
But blacks are just kind of black, right?
So it is interesting that they, and they always say that they invented everything, right?
They were the original Japanese.
They invented everything.
I don't have any problem with people for being black, but that community has a lot of problems, man.
Now, the ironic part is while they were making fun of my mom being dead, at least my mom didn't beat me.
And I'll say this.
I'll see you all on Father's Day.
Ouch.
Unfortunately, a lot of them won't ever be celebrating that day because, unlike my community, when my father went out to get milk, he came back.
So we'll leave it there.
Thank you so much for supporting that.
Now, speaking of the devil and what was going on there, these people are pretty crazy.
Yeah, so they spent a lot of time, you know, me and my mom and everything.
I did want to remind people that I take back everything bad I've ever said about the Chinese after I saw this festival for Chinese people.
Check this out.
Well, yeah, so apparently that's just a celebratory where they all do blackface.
It's like a charcoal festival and they all do blackface and they dance around.
I do think that there is something patriotic about supporting our allies because we form alliances because it's in our national interest to form alliances and having formed those alliances and patriarchy.
You know, we've been on a show together, but I told you, he unfollowed me a while back.
I don't know what it was.
Maybe I was just coming after Ben too much and it was like, you know, bad ops.
But dude, Win Matt Walsh.
Shout out to Matt for being consistent and defending.
That was a good clip.
I don't know who made that.
Let me see.
What was the full, let me go to the full size here?
Give me a second.
Who posted it?
I don't know who made it, but it was posted by this guy, the real fly.
He probably made it.
Man of leisure, sophisticated master ace stock trader.
All right, cool.
So maybe he made it.
But that was actually pretty funny.
I got to give 10 out of 10 for that one.
One's super freaking good.
Um now uh, oh yeah um, remember how I said earlier that Rosean was explaining that.
You know, this is why this is I gotta okay, I got gonna go down a different road here.
We gotta talk about this.
I gotta go down a different road because we have to talk about the gatekeeping of conservative INK and how they're losing their battle.
I was thinking about this on the right over here.
So CON INK, as in the conservative establishment, is honestly just as bad as the liberal establishment.
They're boomers.
They blame woke people and China and communists, which is like kind of all true, but it's very boomer.
Take an example of that is this, okay, there's this clip going around.
I'm gonna play it for a second.
Matt Wallace put it up and he was asking people, what do you see differently about the 1980s when you watch this clip?
Uh, going on, so let's watch this.
Uh, this video here.
Here's the 1980s, what do you notice?
Asked, check this out.
So the comments were literally like, oh, nobody was woke back then.
Oh then there wasn't as many liberals, people didn't have phones.
Well, that's fair.
But I was laughing because, like that, the comments are so boomer and it's like, well, in 1980, 80 of the national population was white.
Okay, we were homogenous society, and so we could just be a little degenerate, have some fun and uh, we weren't shooting each other.
There's always been about the same amount of black people, but now it's like down to almost like 50, and our cities have just gotten worse under minority rule.
Minorities don't run things well, they don't, like Jesse Lee Peterson said, they just don't.
Women don't run things well, and minorities don't run things well, they just don't.
Okay, and the the evidence for that.
Oh, where's your source, sir?
Excuse me, where's your source?
Uh, you're living in it, Bucco.
You're living in it.
You live in a society that is now run by minorities and women and it sucks ass mainly controlled by Israeli.
You know Jewish lobbying groups, as well as special interests.
You know globalists universalists, but also you're living in a world controlled by these people or run by them, and it's terrible.
And the problem is though that, i've noticed, is that the conservative establishment is so out of touch that there's a reason why they basically only hire people who are recent converts from the left.
It's that they can basically gatekeep and say hey, the furthest right you can be to have a career, to to have influence is really what it, Right?
Because to have a career and to make money speaking about ideas means you have influence.
In order to have influence, you can basically barely just be a retarded liberal.
And that's actually what happens.
Now, a good example of that is there's this individual that works for Prager U that is a great example who recently worked for Black Lives Matter or was a part of Black Lives Matter.
I say worked for because I think it's funny.
His name's Xavier.
And he like, he hates me on the internet.
I respect him though, because if you're going to grif this hard for, you know, if you're going to griff this hard, all the power to you, I honestly respect the hell out of it.
And I mean that genuinely.
Okay.
I have no hate for this person.
Genuinely respect them for this.
They continually come after me, proving time and time again that when you take fresh converts out of the, when you hear it, here it is.
So I posted this, right?
I was like, hey, the black community loves me because they wrote me this.
They write me so much stuff.
This was during Mother's Day.
They wrote this to me.
Saying, oh, hey, look, it's a racist piece of shit who thinks badly of 90% of all men who aren't racist enough to find all black women unattractive.
Once you started shitting on Zendaya, imagine caring about Zendaya, a 12-year-old brown boy that hasn't gone through puberty.
Imagine caring about him.
Of all people, you lost your credibility.
She's fucking gorgeous.
And 99% of men would chose her over your incest-looking cum stain ogre of a wife.
Also, you look exactly like the ugly ass goblin that is your mother.
Genetics is crazy, man.
I hope your ugly, hideous ass has a shitty and painful death like she does.
It's what you deserve.
Have fun in hell, you one half an inch of a dick racist ass.
So why are black men obsessed with penises?
I don't know.
I don't know.
They're always talking about each other's dicks and stuff.
Drew Hernandez from Drew H. Live said, just call black men gay and they get really offended.
Imagine taking the time to write this over Zendaya.
Again, over a 12-year-old pubescent boy.
Now, of course, Xavier, how do I even know how to say this?
That's got to be French, right?
I don't know.
Can we get that on the screen?
It won't pop up.
Says, this is Prager U's.
This is Prager U, by the way, Prager University, Dennis Prager's people.
Says, you constantly harass and degrade black people and then are shocked when they read you for filth.
And he's only using that because, you know, you know, who's really filth and you know who started using that word.
Says, I can't tell if you're if you lack self-awareness or you thrive off of racial hatred.
So the problem with hiring people who were far left just like months ago, like when my son was born already, basically, is that they are still very progressive and very left.
You could see this gentleman is very tribal, very tribal to black people.
He's still very Black Lives Matter.
And the reason why he has a job is because the goal of gatekeeping of organizations like Prager University is to intentionally lift up and elevate people who have ass opinions and the most castrated worldview.
And they come out and they accuse us of being racist as if it's a bad thing.
They accuse us of being hateful and bigots.
They do the job of the left for the left and they think they're helping the country.
But I responded to him, remember this shirt?
Make Gaza Jewish again?
That's bold.
I don't know if he's, I don't know.
I think he believes this.
Good on him.
I wish everyone was this bold about their beliefs.
I wish everybody was like Xavier.
I think he's the best spokesperson for the Zionist right wing.
He's literally, he should have a job.
In fact, he should get more money.
I like this guy.
He's good for us.
I think so.
Because to have this guy out there to like sort of say what they're not saying is good for us because it helps reveal what's really going on.
And I just told him that I learned how to hate from you, right?
I did.
I learned how to hate from him.
So I think it's funny because it's like, you're just a hateful bigot who's racist.
Okay, Xavier.
You promote genocidal regimes, which is great.
You know, good on you.
But also, sir, you, I hate to say this.
You never left the left.
Remember, it was communist Jews who ran BLM and now you support Zionist Jews, which is just as bad.
It's like trading a griff for Black Lives Matter for Zionism is even worse.
I respect Black Lives Matter more than I respect Zionists.
Like, I'm not even joking.
I genuinely do.
That's what I don't respect either, right?
I don't respect either.
I don't mind if you're Zionist, right?
And you're just personally, that's your belief.
Go ahead and believe what you want.
I'm not against you.
But I mean, like, this kind of Zionist, right?
It's pretty crazy.
Good on Xavier.
I love Xavier.
I just want to say this, Xavier.
We love you.
We support you.
Please keep doing this.
Please, please do this.
Go harder.
Do more of this.
It really helps us out a lot, right?
Am I wrong on that chat?
I think so.
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So I was explaining, I was like, I was with the owner.
He's really cool, man.
He's really cool.
I thought this was crazy too.
You know, I think it's weird because I've had a lot of these people on my show and I feel so detached from them these days.
And I was watching, like, I was watching this clip from Daily Wire where they were basically trying to give the credit for winning World War II to Jewish people.
Like, it's just, that's what I meant by the gatekeepers getting sloppy because it's like, man, I like Andrew Clavin too.
I just, we just disagree on this issue.
You know, it's been so hard for me.
I'm being honest, guys.
It's been so discouraging for me.
I've had to carve my own world.
Luckily, I helped launch a new network, right?
We're working VNN, Vigilant News.
I am working with them long term.
I've become a journalist with the Gateway Punt publishing there.
I've had a great contract with Censored TV.
I mean, I'm doing a lot better than when I worked for Con Inc.
Way better.
Like, I was getting ripped off, like ripped off.
Like, when I tell you ripped off, I mean like pennies on the dollar.
You would be surprised.
I'm not complaining.
I'm grateful.
But I also want to remind you, I got hired in Con Inc. because I was retarded, right?
I think they thought I was gay, which I guess I am gay now.
And what good have Jews ever done besides developing aspirin, currying polio, building the bomb that defeated the Japanese in World War II, defeated the Japanese in World War II?
We just wanted to give our boys the respect they deserve.
You know, I don't know if we fought the right side in World War II, but I just said, you know, they're going to attempt to rewrite history.
We must never let them spit on the graves of our ancestors.
America is sacrificed.
And this stuff does pretty well.
I mean, people seem to really, you know, jive in with it.
So I'm not going to put all that imagery on the screen.
All right.
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John Richards 1, 2, 2, 3 said, welcome back, Elijah.
Thank you for having for saying that.
You know, and some people like mocking me, like, oh, you know, way to be humble, Elijah.
It's like, you know what?
People have tried to destroy my fucking life.
Like everyone who's anyone who's like, you know, who's speaking the truth, people just try to take everything from you, you know, multiple times, many times in my life.
And I've had a fight tooth, I've had it, I've been abandoned by everybody at some points.
And I've had to fight my way out from the literal ashes in the gutter.
I have been demonetized, including on Twitter, on every social media platform.
I've had things deleted, FBI investigations, government problems, immigration issues, friends abandoning me, just slander and shit talking and fucking smears and everything.
And you know what?
And I've, you know, and that's not to account for my own personal life, my own personal struggles or battles after my mom died and issues and stuff and mistakes I've made in my life that I've had to deal with.
And you know what?
We've kept this going by the grace of God.
I give the credit to God, but you know what?
It's been a hell of a tough fight.
And it's only gotten more derogatory.
The smears haven't stopped.
The attacks are going to continue.
And they're trying new things to this day.
They've tried new things in the last week to smear me and discredit me.
And guess what?
Fuck you, you fucking motherfuckers.
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm sorry, but I'm not going anywhere.
It's true.
So you know what?
I have the right to feel a little bit happy and a little bit proud.
And sometimes we can stand on our own damn feet and just say, you know, yeah, you know what?
It is a bit of a lonely ride because you don't have a lot of supporters.
You do get a lot of shit.
And there's not a lot of people that are that are that are that are able to back you up because they're not ready for that level of fight.
But you know, there are people out there that are.
There are the Candace Owens, there are the Nick Fuentes, there are the Drew Hernandezes.
They are out there and they're fighting.
And guess what?
They get tacked just as much or way more.
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Yes, it is literally.
That is the guy from PregerU.
That is not a fake account.
I promise you.
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True.
That is absolutely true.
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Yeah, I'll go on James.
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Thank you so much.
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So, I'm really happy that more people are coming out of the cracks and showing their support against Con Inc.
Drew Hernandez from Drew H Live was just announced as a VIP at AFPAC.
You know, obviously, when I worked in Con Inc., I wasn't allowed to go to things like this, right?
And I thought about not going, and I was like, you know, our people, we need to have allies, right?
And I think the reason why Con Inc. doesn't understand is they think that their only threat is Nick Fuentes and Groipers.
But, you know, most of us are not Groipers.
And we're not, you know, I don't watch any political commentary at all, though Nick is a good friend and I support him 100% in what he's trying to do.
But, you know, I think it's really important to support friends.
And seeing Drew come out and post this, that he's going to be a VIP because, you know, he's from Turning Point, right?
Drew was a big Turning Point star and he's coming out at this convention in Detroit.
But also, this is such a gay picture.
I don't know why they use this from when I worked at Blaze.
It's so gay.
I've also gotten ripped since then.
So I don't know why we're still posting that.
But sometimes I forget that we have a decent sized platform because, you know, I'm like basically a nobody creator, right?
I'm not one of these big guys who has these big platforms and like reaches a ton of people, right?
We're a small community, a small show, and this is just our life.
But then this gets posted and it gets like 205,000.
I mean, like, it goes like pretty viral, you know?
And I'm like, pretty shocked.
Like, I don't understand.
I guess our announcement got the most traction.
So people were mad.
The ADL came after us.
Oh, the ADL, suck my dick, you fucking faggots.
Like, suck my cock.
You guys are such bitches.
And I don't even care.
Oh, and they said that we were going to be speakers at the event.
Okay, I'm not a speaker at the event.
I'm just attending.
And I guess we're considered VIPs because it'll help him or something.
I guess the donors will be able to meet people.
Good, good.
I want to help any way we can because that's good.
And we should support our friends because we've got to stop the gatekeepers.
We've really got to stop them.
And I'm happy to be going to that in Detroit on June 15th.
I don't know where it is.
I have no idea what's going on.
But it says sponsors and attendees will have the opportunity to meet our VIPs following the conference.
So I don't know what that means.
Let me check what that is.
I'm going to AFPAC.
Go to my screen here.
Okay.
So it says here, AFPAC is in Detroit.
So I'm going to Detroit.
Okay.
In four weeks and five days, you get your tickets.
General admission is $150.
That's really not bad, actually.
Oh, and you get a meal.
So you get a table.
Okay, so you're getting a meal for $150.
I think I'll probably give away a few free tickets to this if you can't afford to go and you're a local, because obviously, I mean, or you want to draw if you're somewhere in driving distance.
I think that's what I'll do.
We'll do a raffle and we'll do a few free tickets to this.
I'll just pay for them.
And that way a few of you guys, I know that's a lot.
Like, I'm saying it's not a lot of money, but I know for a matter of fact, like I've been fired before.
And we all remember that.
So I know what it's like to be fired, or maybe the inflation is hurting and you'd like you just $150 isn't doable, right?
Maybe you've got kids and you're already cutting it paycheck to paycheck.
I get it.
So we'll do a raffle for a few tickets.
Apparently there's an after party.
I'm just finding out I haven't looked at any of this.
That's $200 and then premium supporter.
So you get four general admissions, a meal tickets, an after party and priority seating as a premium supporter.
I guess it hasn't sold out yet.
What is that?
So you go here and you add Descartes.
That's pretty good.
A group of you should get together and do that and just pay for the priority here.
Because then it's like, it's only $200 more.
And then you get priority seating, which is way better.
And you probably get some sort of access to something.
I'm sure.
There's some sort of access.
Four of you guys should get together in the Discord or on locals and you guys should get that after party and thing, which I'm going to now.
Mike's going to be there, my producer.
A lot of people are going to be there.
So you want to make sure you get around.
We'll have a slightly offensive meetup there.
Maybe we'll meet up before or we'll meet up at the after party or something.
I don't know how this all works, but I'm but I'm happy about it.
That's all good stuff.
And that's because we have to because we can't, we can't.
So that's the case.
So we'll just keep that going.
All right.
Let's talk about the clip I mentioned of Roseanne Barr.
So when I spoke to you guys about the problem with these people, you know, explaining that they are, you know, they're on our side.
I like Roseanne Barr.
I would go on her show.
I would have Roseanne on my show.
But when I say that these people are still loyal to their side, here's what I mean.
This is Roseanne Barr talking about how, you know, Candace saying Chris is king offended her, which is shocking because Roseanne is anti-woke.
The thing about Candace that I want to talk to you about specifically, because I think you and I can say all the you want about Israel, girl, you can say that they did this, and your opinion they're doing that, and you don't feel it's right, but Christ is king.
That's where you went over the line, girl.
That's where you crossed the river, Con, you went beyond the pill because that's about Jews, not Israel.
You crossed the Jewish religion, the Jewish Torah, the Jewish belief system.
You went deep and you didn't need to.
That was a sin.
You shouldn't have done that.
You shouldn't have cut tithe with source.
Well, Jesus was the source of that, and he was with that.
You shouldn't have insulted that source, Candace, and you need to repent for that.
That's your slap to get your rewiring straight if you want to stay on the side of Hashem and Torah because that's what we're living in-the Torah, the five books.
Um, okay, I'm we're not going to rehash this, but this is this is sort of when I went DEF CON for.
So, people have to understand, like, because I'm formally trained in media, right?
I've been formally trained in conservative networks.
If you're new to the show, you would know I've made a documentary with Tucker Carlson, you know, Lauren Southern, different individuals out there.
You know, I've worked closely with anyone from Breitbart to Postmillennial to Fox News to even Newsmax and OAN.
Like, this is the world I come to, right?
Blaze TV, I've been on Daily Wire shows and had, you know, Brett Cooper on this.
Brett Cooper's been on this show, believe it or not.
Andrew Clavin's been on this show, right?
So, look, I'm not against these people, but when they were saying that saying Christ is king is anti-Semitic, it is past the line, you know, it's past a place where I can support you.
And this is where I, this is why I become so aggressive with this stuff is because they try to throw it on us and guilt us and go, Well, you're a bad person, you know, you're out here, and you're you saying that is bad.
No, no, no, how about this?
I'm going to flip the book on you.
You're a bad person for trying to call me a bad person.
You're an even worse person, you are evil.
And it's like, oh, no, you're bad.
You're an anti-Semite.
No, you're anti-Christian.
You're anti-Christ.
That's why you have to flip it on these people.
You are treading on thin ice, bud.
Okay.
You're coming out and you're showing your true cards here.
And they're like, oh, this is gaslighting.
It could be used anti-Semitically.
Shut up.
Get behind me, Satan.
I will not take your lies, whether they come from the mouth of a comedian or the head of a company.
I don't even want to work with you guys if what you're going to do is try to gaslight me into thinking that Christ is king can be an anti-Semitic phrase.
How dare you?
In the words of our Lord and Savior, Greta Thunberg.
How dare you?
Seriously.
It's disgusting.
By the way, I shout out as much as I also said this too, you know, and this is why we talked about OnlyFans.
I subscribed to my first OnlyFans.
Check this out.
This was one of the bots.
This is, she's my favorite porn star currently.
She's really hot.
Nudes in bio.
The only people that are on X would understand that's this joke.
But yeah, so I'm really into this.
So maybe I'm not against all these people.
I don't know.
That joke fell off.
That wasn't even a joke.
That wasn't even a joke.
So I was thinking, though, you know, because a lot of people say, well, why are you the way you are?
Why don't you go out and why don't you do something different?
I saw this video pop up of people at this resort.
I actually wanted to take Kez to this resort.
It's really expensive, but I thought, hey, for like a honeymoon or something, right?
You want to bless your wife?
You want to take her there?
I wouldn't just go here on a normal night.
I think it's like $1,200 a night.
And check this out.
All these girls and all these people want, you know, out there in the world, they don't even want men anymore.
They just want cameramen.
Check out how many women at this pool, this resort, are having their men take Instagram photos of them in their bikinis.
And you know for a matter of a fact that the men paid for the trip, right?
Check this out.
I'm going to restart that since we started displaying there.
You go to one of the nicest resorts and everyone just wants to stay there so that they can show other people that they were there and show their tits off to the public.
Is that how bad dating is today?
Are these OnlyFans girls?
Are men that pathetic?
Like, over the years, I want my wife back on the show.
I know that's a contentious topic.
I want Kez back on the show.
I like Kez.
I want her on.
But she's too busy being a little mom, you know?
They say it with a you too, mummy.
She's too busy being a mom.
We're growing our family right now.
So, you know, and we already have a kid and things are great.
You know, we're just opening up an office in Florida right now, which is really cool.
And I was able to travel to New York.
I'll be traveling a lot more back and forth.
If you guys don't know, I haven't been able to leave Australia because there's something called an exit visa.
And I wasn't cleared to leave because of the visa I'm here on.
But I got cleared to leave.
So now I'm able to travel whenever I want to, which is really great.
It's a long trip.
It's about a 30-hour trip to get to the East Coast.
It's pretty debilitating, but it is what it is.
Do you guys, ones in the chat if you miss Kez.
I'm not going to hate on you because I know you all love Kez, but ones in the chat if you miss Kez on the show.
Twos in the chat if you prefer the show without her.
I'm not going to be mad.
I'm not going to hold it against you.
I just want to know, you know?
Ones in the chat.
We have another super chat here from Purpil said, my ex turned me on to your show years ago, and now she's liberal and I'm still here.
Yeah, that imagines.
Most of the girls, most of the girls do, honestly.
They end up going liberal as they get older.
They don't get more conservative.
We got a lot of ones in the chat.
There's some twos.
Some people are like, hey, it's better about her, but it's mostly ones.
I want her to get back on here.
I think she's self-conscious, though, because when she's pregnant, obviously she gains weight and stuff, and she's just self-conscious to be on the camera, probably.
She's such a pretty girl, though.
I love her a lot.
And everyone on the internet still thinks that she's Jewish, which is fantastic.
I really enjoy that.
Everyone is still convinced of that.
So I just feel like a lot of those people are losers genuinely and thoroughly.
It's like you're going there and you're going to be, you know, messing with your, you know, you're going to be taking pictures of your girl's tits to put on Instagram.
Bro, that's wild.
This brings up another concern to me.
I don't know if you saw this, but a lot of you guys are not into streaming, and I'm not into it either.
I don't follow Kick.
I think Kick, I thought about starting a Kik channel.
I might still, but I feel like Rumble's way better than Kik, and I'm kind of just trying to double down on Rumble.
I can't get a deal on Rumble.
They're not doing deals anymore.
They told me that.
They're going, hey, it's not you.
We're not doing deals anymore.
And then they offered to put, you know, I don't know.
They just, they're not doing deals like they used to.
But I saw this crazy thing.
Speaking of like whores and how sad it is, there is this one streamer.
I think his name is like Jinxy or something.
Check this out.
So he put, he's one of the biggest streamers in the world.
He's actually seems like a pretty cool guy.
He's dating an OnlyFans girl.
And so he put up a picture of her, right?
On his, yeah, Jinxy or something.
This is his, her name is Brecky Hill.
Is this the girl who had the video of her tits leaked in a shower or something a while ago?
I think so.
I think this is that OnlyFans girl.
So I think her boobs are out on the internet, like genuinely, right?
I'm not promoting it.
I'm just saying.
Like dating a chick whose tits are out on the internet is insane, right?
Not even accidentally.
Like it's like intentionally, like that's just crazy.
And she does OnlyFans.
So he puts this picture of her up on her profile.
And she puts a picture.
So he has a carousel of them up.
Very cute.
They're like 18.
I'm not concerned about 18-year-old relationships.
He was a virgin, apparently.
So he's going to be in the gym soon.
We'll see you in the gym soon, brother.
What are these young guys doing dating these 304s, right?
That's crazy.
And then she puts up, what, a picture of herself and then a picture of her titties, which they're nice, which is why she put them up.
Even if you're married, you can still recognize she looks good.
She's hot.
And then a picture of her boyfriend, three pictures in, and then a little more picture of her cleavage, and then more pictures of her cleavage, and then a full body shot.
That's so insane.
Your girlfriend, you put up a carousel of pictures of your girlfriend and she puts up pictures of her titties and then you in the middle.
Oh, poor, this guy is making a bad mistake.
It is, he reminds me of, what's that one guy that hung out with Sneeko?
A little brown kid, like a terrorist looking kid, but he's young.
I'm just joking.
He's not a terrorist.
Does anyone know in the chat who he was?
He's some young streamer that hung out with Sneeko and he was dating a hoe.
What's his name?
Does anyone know what his name was?
Glasses.
He kept faking his own death.
And he was out there.
Neon, Neon, thank you.
Yeah, Neon was dating a whore as well and then found out the hard way.
So it's definitely not what you want to be doing.
Can we just say how absolutely obliterated the streaming world has gotten?
UPC For Real said, any thoughts on the coming incel revolution?
Dude, we shouldn't be in.
You should get married and fuck your wife and have children.
Like, genuinely, you should just get, you should get married and make sure that it's with someone that doesn't believe in divorce, though.
You know, like, I just make sure some you marry somebody who doesn't believe in divorce.
And when you marry these horrors, they're going to break your heart and probably your bank too.
So, you know, I would be very careful with them.
I want to see if we got any more super chats in here.
We did have the one, my ex, I read that one.
We read some of the other ones.
Okay, I read all of the ones we have so far, which is good.
I'm trying to read them through the show.
If you guys send super chats, it really helps here on the show.
You can send them on Rumble.
And I know that we also have the ability to send them to on locals.
And I think you can send them uncensored, but they still haven't put in the new features.
So we'll see.
I did talk to them about it, by the way.
And that's good news.
And I'm going to be working on it when I'm back in the U.S. soon.
I won't be back.
So I'm going to go kick someone's ass to get that shit going.
We did have a couple super chats as well coming in from locals.
Shout out to the locals community for being retarded.
And I hung out with a bunch of you guys too recently in the Discord chat, which is great.
But can we stop dating these stupid hoes?
Some of you guys said here, let me view this.
Dusty Tard said, you're not ugly.
You're a beautiful, gay black woman.
Thank you.
And then he also, who else said this?
What the heck?
Did I open the chat?
Primetime Pimp sent 10 bucks.
It's slightly offensive.
It's back, and so is the voice.
Welcome back, and congratulations on baby number two.
Now make eight more.
My goal is to have at least six kids.
That's actually my goal.
I'm 31 now, so I'm pretty old.
I'm an old guy.
I thought it was funny.
I saw this clip from Nick Fuentes.
He was at In N Out.
Very base.
I had In N Out in LA in between my flight changes.
And it was as good as I remember it.
In N Out is not overrated.
It is the best in the world.
Don't ever, I'll never let anyone speak differently of it.
It is.
It's amazing.
But he ran into some kick streamers who were with Vita Lee.
And I remember he was like, oh, you guys are Gen Z to these kick streamers.
And then they were like, we're Gen Alpha.
Gen Z is old now.
I thought that was funny watching like Nick.
Nick's always been young, right?
I'm like a millennial.
I'm a younger millennial.
My wife is the youngest millennial.
She's almost Gen Z. She's one year off.
But then Gen Z was like, oh, we don't like millennials, which I get it.
And now they're the old guys now.
Gen Z is old.
There's a new generation out.
Generation Alpha.
And they're new.
So I thought that was funny watching him get like thrown off by that, right?
But 31.
I'm an old buck.
And I got rid of my Hitler haircut.
So I got this new military haircut because I got a Japanese guy to cut it, which was fan fucking tastic.
All right.
I want to go to this.
So Eurovision, we mentioned earlier, also happened.
And just to remind you, these were the winners of Eurovision.
I have a picture of it, but this is one of the winners.
This is so satanic.
This girl said that she's queer and a witch, and a satanic witch dressed up one Eurovision.
And I wonder why the West is like this.
I retweeted this and said, winning World War II and its consequences.
Because unfortunately, this is the world that we have.
Check this out.
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Because it has been so hard.
I'm so, I'm so nervous.
And I just want to say, we are what the Eurovision is.
EBU is not what the Eurovision is.
Fucking the EBU.
I don't even care anymore.
Fuck them.
The thing that makes this is the congestion.
The community behind it.
The love and the power and the support of all of us is what is making change.
You have a satanic witch who claims she's queer and she literally does witchcraft.
And she won the singing competition.
What is going on with Western society?
We really need to be fighting back.
I saw this organization of young white men marching in Paris today, or I think it was yesterday.
And there is hope.
I feel like a lot of the populism and the white identity that's growing is primarily in like France and Germany, right?
Because the AFD is number one.
The German Nationalist Party is number one in Germany.
You have similar going on in Denmark as well.
But these English-speaking countries, New Zealand, Canada, Australia, the United States, we're really lacking.
We're very Zog controlled, right?
We have this, which is now against the rules.
On Twitter, you can't write Zog anymore.
Zionist-occupied government.
That's not even anti-Semitic because the majority of Zionists are not even Jewish.
They're actually evangelical Christians.
And God bless them.
They're going to heaven, but their eschatology, right?
Their end times understanding is just so bad.
And it's so anti-American.
For them to consider themselves patriotic and be so strongly in support of the people who are destroying the West and have destroyed it for the last 75 years is very interesting.
And that's a case study in itself.
But now we have witches, you know, winning.
And so you can't be proud to be white.
That's what's considered taboo in our culture.
You can't be misogynist.
You can't just be a strong man who believes in sexism and separation of sexes.
But you can be a literal gay witch and you can be celebrated on the world stage.
That is exactly where we're at as a country.
The Virgo on Fire also sent a super chat and said, Elijah, you are on fire.
Really appreciate your genuineness on the sea of fake.
Please keep it going and keep your wife off the show, though, as she doesn't seem built for it.
And you should protect her.
Well, my wife is like more woke on the JQ and on race than I am, actually.
She's really, really awake on these things.
But she just wants to be a wife.
She just wants like to buy clothes and baby stuff.
And, you know, she just wants that kind of stuff.
You know what I mean?
That's really truly what it is.
Although I'm really happy.
Someone said, what?
Nick's trip.
What is this?
I can't even read anyone's saying.
But yeah, I just don't.
I get what you're saying.
By the way, most modern women don't deserve marriage.
Some of you guys in the chat were saying, I agree with that.
But you don't want to find a modern woman, right?
And the good ones will stay with you through thick and thin.
You got to find a ride or die.
Don't be looking for.
Don't be looking for a trad woman.
Look for a ride or die.
That's my best advice.
Look for someone who's a ride or die that's going to stick with you through everything and that is going to believe in you.
And you need to find somebody who's not feminist in any way.
I don't believe in the finding a feminist and converting her later.
I don't believe in that personally.
I don't think that's a good idea.
You've got to look for somebody who's with you through the thick and thin, who's not going to give up on you because that's what you need.
Because you might fuck up in life a little bit or you might go through a low point or you might not make a lot of money.
And you want a girl who's with you for your potential that sees the best in you.
That's what you need in life.
Someone said, disregard Elijah's advice because it's idiotic.
Sorry.
No, it's not idiotic to find someone who's right or die.
You need to find somebody who's going to be with you in that way because you've got to reproduce.
And the issue with this stuff is God says God won't protect you from lawyers.
Look, if you want to sign a prenup, go ahead and sign a prenup.
I think prenups could be useful if you have doubts in your head.
You might be setting yourself up to fail, but there are people out there who don't believe in divorce.
That's all I'm going to say.
Pure Pill said, here's more diaper money.
Love the family.
You're on point.
Yeah, we actually, I bought a big thing of diapers today, which we call nappies.
So I'm telling you guys this.
Look, the red pill makes sense, okay?
And Pearl is correct on marriage in that this idea that Charlie Kirk and Walsh and everybody says, like, just go get married.
Don't just go get married, right?
Because the truth is, is that a lot of women, like, they know that divorce is going to be on their side.
Lawyers are going to be on their side.
And as you can see from my life, even if you're not married to women, if we're your friends, they can quickly band together and try to make you out to be a bad guy, right?
And women can really, really work to try to make you seem like you're a bad person.
And we know that.
It doesn't really work for us SOBs.
But yeah, they'll make you seem like you're an abuser.
That's always, whenever a woman gets divorced, her ex-husband's always an abuser.
He's always the worst guy in the world.
And she's so innocent.
She's innocent.
You know, even if she has a kid out of wedlock and then gets married to the guy and it doesn't work out, it's still he was an abuser and it was bad.
It's always the case, man.
Literally, it's always the case, especially if they're in media.
They just use their platforms to trash people.
They don't have to be in media.
They'll use their Facebook with their family.
This is kind of like a thing.
So that's the thing.
Someone said, marriage is only for the rich, Elijah.
You won the race.
No, dude, when I married Kez, I was only making like under $30,000 a year.
And I make $13 a week now, which equates to a month, right?
But I mean, I married her very poor, genuinely.
So that's just the truth.
Yeah.
Someone said, imagine being a woman, then applying to work on a show called Slightly Offensive or with someone who hosts this and then complaining because you got offended.
Literally the case.
So many are saying this.
It's very true.
Many are saying this.
It does happen many, many times.
I actually have a woman coming on the show on Wednesday.
She's really cool, though.
She's been on.
She's the Brit.
Not the redhead, but the other guy, Anna McGovern, is coming on a Wednesday.
She's going to be in the studio, though.
We're just going to go hard because I'm trying to hang out with my last time with my friends here in Australia before I head back.
So that's the truth.
But ultimately speaking, ultimately he said, have you ever seen accountability and a woman in the same room?
No, I have not.
I have not.
But I just, so I get that there is, I get that there is a lot of animosity towards marriage because of the way that women act, especially when it doesn't work out.
Men typically stay silent.
We just deal with it.
But you need to find a woman in your life who, number one, doesn't believe in divorce.
You got to make sure her parents aren't divorced.
And you also need to ask really hard questions, okay?
This is a really unpopular thing, but you've got to talk about porn.
You've got to talk about the potential of cheating.
What would happen if you did, if she did.
You've got to talk about men's reproduction and women's reproduction strategies.
If it's the same if a man cheats or a woman cheats, would that cause a divorce or not?
You've got to talk about money and finances on where you plan on going, if that would cause issues, what level and comfort of life they're looking for.
You've got to talk about sexual gratification, how much sex you're looking, you know, like how much sex you're looking for and all of these things, you know?
So I don't, I don't know.
You've got to talk about a lot of things in your inner marriage.
You've also got to talk about, you know, culture and family issues, if things would happen and issues would occur.
You've got to just talk about a lot of these issues together.
And that's the issue.
So because a lot of you have different standards.
Some people will divorce over pornography.
And there's a lot of guys out there that get caught jerking off to like a cam girl or they end up, you know, flirting or something like that.
And then that ruins their marriage.
And then the guy's like, it's just porn.
but he didn't have the conversation with his wife or girlfriend on how serious it was.
And then they end up getting divorced and he's all shocked and he loses access to his kids.
She cuts him off.
It gets bitter.
I've seen it happen with friends, man.
I've seen this happen.
But I've also seen marriages survive literally everything and anything under the sun.
So make sure you do that.
Also, make sure they don't have a penis.
You know what I mean?
Make sure they don't have a dick.
It's a good thing.
It's 2024.
Make sure they don't have a dick.
And that's just the case.
So I think that's really important.
So there's just a lot of things.
Also, yeah, someone said something about Fleckas.
What did you say?
I don't know.
Did someone say something about Fleckas?
When are you going to have Fleckas on your podcast?
He's so bass too.
Fleckas is like a very long-term friend of mine.
And he's a friend of Kez's too.
We're very, very good friends.
I love Fleckas.
He's a very good guy.
And I'll see him soon.
I didn't get to see him this time because we were in different areas.
Someone said she'll never know you're jerking off if she can't get in the bathroom.
Well, sometimes women will use paperclips to like poke in and get in.
Trust me when I say this.
You need to make sure that you know what's going on.
Grease is the time, it's the place, it's the motion.
You fundamentally good.
You are a reflection of God's divine image.
You are who God created you to be.
Look, I'm not saying that we're all perfect because we're not.
None of us is perfect.
We all have ways that we can grow, ways that we can change.
But what I'm saying is that those things that are innate qualities about us, our race, our ethnicity, our sexual orientation, our gender identity, our physical or mental ability, those things that are innate about us that we cannot change, those are reflections of God.
Crazy, funny.
Man and boy, cute as can be.
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.
Tell me more, tell me more.
Tell me, boy, tell me more.
And whenever we accept those things about ourselves and accept those things about other people, we are living into who God created us to be.
And church, when it's at its best, encourages us to do that because we realize both that those things about ourselves are gifts from God and those things about other people are gifts from God as well.
Yeah, this makes me this could make somebody hate God Not to be blasphemous there, but that's supposed to be church.
That's not even the worst one.
I got to actually bring up the video here.
So that's Protestant churches going on there.
But it actually makes me laugh because let me see if I can get this clip.
Send these to my wife because she's like, I love how, let me see, where is this?
It's it's still, oh, yeah, here it is.
What is this woman yip-yapping about?
Check out this pastor of this Protestant church.
This is crazy get up, right?
Like the pink shorts, the dyke haircut, like nice HD filming.
The colors are nice.
Check out this, this, uh, this preaching.
Like, what even is this?
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Listen, how do you know when you're hearing the voice of God?
This question actually came from a person who found it easier to recognize when God was speaking before they came into Christianity because God was everywhere before then, using all kinds of things to speak to them all the time.
And after coming to Christianity, there was this pressure or this expectation that came up for God to sound biblical or to speak in only a few ways instead of lots of ways all the time.
And I think most of us can add another lovely layer of evangelical self-doubt in ourselves.
On top of this, where we have been told that God is speaking and we just have to have faith and listen.
But we also have been taught not to trust ourselves or our intuition or our conscience or any of our gut feelings because all of that belongs to the sin nature.
And our hearts are deceitful and desperately wicked, et cetera, et cetera.
The only thing you can trust is the Bible.
Now, this is quite a tricky space to be in, actually, because I think we're coming from a good place, right?
Like, we want to trust the Bible.
We want to trust God.
We don't want to believe nonsense.
We do not want to be misled.
We know also that our own intuition has steered us wrong sometimes.
So the church has largely reduced the expanse of ways that you can hear from God down into just a few, which are like prayer and devotional time, reading your Bible and teaching from a pastor.
Like, what even is the point of church at this point?
Like, what, what is, why not just listen to a podcast?
Just watch slightly offensive.
I'll yip-yap.
I'll yip-yap your ear off.
I'm in a room alone.
I'm in a room by myself.
I can't even change these light colors because I got new internet and they're not connected to the internet.
I'm not going to change them.
They're stuck that way.
They're supposed to be pink and blue for the show.
But whatever.
It's like, what the hell are you talking about?
These people have decided to make God in their own image.
So let's talk about this with God for a second.
By no means am I, you know, I never claim to be a great example of a very obedient Christian, right?
Like, unless I sound like one of these Christians who are very weak, you know, my faith is real in God, but he also says, if you love me, you're going to obey my commands.
And I just go through these cycles of ups and downs.
And I really struggle with my flesh in a lot of ways, right?
Like any man does.
And I have difficulty with things, which is why I think it's important to realize, like, hey, you know, when I look at God, I look at myself and I go, man, I am so messed up.
I am such a sinner.
Like, I am so dark and I am so demented as a human being, partially from being raised in LA and things that have happened to me or my own choices.
But it's like, man, when I look at God, I see God as holy.
And then I see myself as just somebody who needs a savior, right?
It's not a flexing thing.
It's not a, oh, I don't go on the internet and try to make people think I'm this good guy.
I just, I know I need a savior.
Like, I know I need Jesus.
And I know I need the blood of Christ.
I don't want to pretend like I'm good.
And then I, I, well, then why would I need a savior?
Why would I need the church?
That's what I realized.
I'm like, well, I have Jesus, but I need the body because I need help, you know, in my life.
I need some, I need some, uh, some, some, some accountability and assistance.
But it's like, it's, it's, it's interesting though, right?
Because so, so it's like, you know, I turn to the Lord and I'm saying, Lord, it's hard to be a father.
You know, I don't know how to be a good husband.
And I don't know what to do.
And a lot of you feel the same way.
It's like, I wake up in the morning and, you know, it's just, you got to make money and you got to put food on the table and you've got to live your life and you got to deal with a lot of the bullshit in your own heart and your mind.
And the problem with all this is, is that people are walking around trying to tell us, oh, you don't need a savior.
You don't need God.
You don't need to be redeemed.
You know, God sees you as good.
Oh, shut up.
You know, no, you know, I do need God.
And I respect people that post a lot of verses on Twitter and, you know, really want people to see them as good guys.
I hope you never see me as a good guy.
I don't, I'm not a good guy, you know?
And I don't ever want to be seen as that.
I'm not.
And I never will be.
What I do hope people see is I am a man who grew up in a broken environment.
I've been through a lot.
I've made a lot of mistakes.
I still make a lot of mistakes.
And every day I know I need a God to save me from myself.
I need a God to save me from this world.
It's so wicked.
And I need a God to save me from my own transgressions because I can try my best, but even my best is still not good enough.
So I need the work of Christ in my life.
I need the Holy Spirit to help me.
And I need the transformation of God.
So it is interesting.
And I need that, that power of God in my life every day as the transformative work.
So I thank God for the power to be able to get up every day.
Because a lot of you guys know this.
It's easy to just get up and to give up in your life.
Have you ever effed up in your life so badly?
Do you ever have this?
Like, I remember, like, I remember I got a DUI when I was 21.
And like, I woke up in jail.
And I was like, oh, my gosh.
You know what I mean?
Like, I was like, oh, I didn't remember how I got there.
It was a primarily a drug DUI.
It was prescription medication, actually.
I think I had like a 0.08 something, but I had taken Ambien.
It's a weird story.
I've explained it before.
But apparently I like broke, I sleptwalked, broke out of my window.
Don't mix sleeping pills with alcohol, by the way.
And then, yeah, and then crashed my car.
And I woke up in jail and I was like, oh my gosh, this isn't good.
And then you just get through it, right?
You pay it.
Like I was like making like 25 grand at the time, maybe 40 grand.
Maybe I don't know what I was making.
40 grand is 25 grand now.
But, you know, it's like, you know, $10,000 in fees.
And you have to go to the court.
And then, you know, now you have a criminal record.
I got it taken off my record, by the way.
It's off now.
I expunged it and whatever.
But someone said, ambient with alcohol will really get you.
Yeah.
It's crazy, right?
And yeah, and you just wake up and you're like, dude, this is so crazy, right?
Someone said, I have woke up and gel.
It's candy, no offense.
Yeah, so I just was like, you know, you realize you're like, yeah, I really messed up.
Like, I did something, and I'm going to have to pay the consequences for a long time.
I had to pay a big fine to the pharmacy board as well for that DUI.
It was really expensive.
It was really expensive.
Maybe all in all with a gas and time, maybe it cost me $15,000 U.S.
And that was like back in 2014 or 13.
I don't know.
That was like 10 years ago.
But yeah, someone said don't hit your baby.
I don't hit my baby for touching things.
So yeah, no, I don't know.
I don't even spend a lot of time.
My wife's mostly around my baby.
Do I think it was a net positive getting a DUI?
No, it just sucked.
It was terrible.
And it was terrible.
It reminded me to never want to get one again, though.
So that's good.
But I was just going to say, you know, you learn with that.
So I've had a lot of those decisions.
You know what I mean?
And I feel like in a lot of situations, I've been in a lot of situations like that where you just wake up and you're like, holy shit, I might have just fucked up my entire life.
And that's a testing place.
I get why people give up and just go into the world because you make bad decisions and then all of a sudden you're just like, don't know what to do anymore.
And so you want to give up, but you don't give up.
And you keep going and it toughens you up and it allows you to go through shit.
Ian DeSantis said his DUI cost him $15,000 in California.
Yeah, mine was in California as well, in Los Angeles.
So that cost me like 15 grand.
Yeah, it's expensive, man.
Don't get a DUI.
I mean, it's bad because, you know, you shouldn't be.
I mean, look, in my family, in my family, we, you know, do not walk.
We don't even walk around drunk.
We only drive.
No, I'm just kidding.
They should drinking and driving is too fun.
And that's why it's bad, right?
And that's, I used to drink and drive a lot.
And but that night I wasn't even drinking and driving.
I just, I just crashed my car.
So yeah, and I guess it could be a positive if you learn.
You're right.
Somebody said, what do I think about Russell Brand getting baptized?
Peanut butter.
I think he thinks that baptism is like just a spiritual thing.
Like I don't think he understands that it's a sign that you've converted to Christianity, that you've given your life to Christ.
It's an outward confirmation of something that was done, you know, a public declaration.
I think he just thinks it's like a cool thing, you know.
Minksy Mink said, dude, I fucked up my whole life.
Only reason I'm keep going is because I got a kid.
