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April 20, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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INSANE: Schizo Leftist BURNS ALIVE, Leaves Manifesto | Guest: AustralianTalk

As WW3 creeps over the horizon, we can expect things to continue to get even CRAZIER. As if we haven’t had enough people set themselves ablaze this year - a SECOND insane leftist has done the same. And you won’t believe why he did it.. This get’s into some seriously DERANGED stuff. Also - are we being set up for a black swan event? Something they could use to justify the stealing of (another) election? With the 911 system going down, and ship crashes one after another, it’s starting to not seem so crazy anymore.. — ➤ RUMBLE LINK: https://rumble.com/c/SlightlyOffensive __ ⇩SUPPORT THE SHOW⇩ ➤ JOIN CENSORED TV: Watch this FULL EPISODE ad free + EXCLUSIVE content at https://censored.tv/ promo code “OFFENSIVE” for 20% - Keep free speech media alive! ➤ JOIN THE PRIVATE LIVE COMMUNITY: https://elijahschaffer.locals.com/ ➤ NOTICER T-SHIRTS / MERCH: https://slightlyoffensive.com/ __ ⇩ SHOW SPONSORS⇩ ➤ NUTRONICS LABS: Are you feeling drained, experiencing unwanted weight gain, or simply lacking energy?! Introducing Man's Edge from Nutronics Labs, the ultimate solution for low testosterone. With powerful ingredients like fenugreek, NO2 and IGF-1, Man's Edge offers a whopping 46% increase in testosterone levels. Buy one bottle and get any IGF-1 product free with autoship, saving you an amazing 50% off. Visit http://www.tboostnow.com and unleash your true potential with Man's Edge today! ➤ THE WELLNESS COMPANY: Be prepared for what is coming next! Order your MEDICAL EMERGENCY KIT ASAP at https://www.twc.health/offensive and enter code OFFENSIVE for 10% off. The Wellness Company and their licensed doctors are medical professionals you can trust, and their medical emergency kits are the gold standard to keeping you safe! Again, that’s https://www.twc.health/offensive, promo code OFFENSIVE. ➤ AIRWATERHEALING: 70% to 80% of the immune system is housed in your gut. Contaminated water, poor diet, and pesticides weaken your gut to nearly 20% functionality. With the Hydrogen E..

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elijah schaffer
Well, a man set himself on fire today.
This is him.
And as we enter into the age of not left versus right politics, but schizo versus family-centered individuals, this is the second person that's gone ablaze in the last several months in attempts to make a political statement.
Now, amazing commentator and critical analyst of the culture, Keith Woods, a very distinguished gentleman, explained himself that the guy who lit himself on fire at the Trump trial was a leftist schizo who thought that he was protesting a fascist coup, similar to the guy who chopped his dad's head off.
It's not really a left versus right thing so much as hyper-partisanship, and the internet have created a paranoid style of politics.
If you look at some of these things saying, I have set myself on fire outside the Trump trial, my name is Max Azarello, and I am an investigative researcher who says set himself on fire outside of the Trump trial in Manhattan.
This extreme act of protest is to draw attention to an urgent and important discovery.
We are victims of a totalitarian con, and our government, along with many of their allies, is about to hit us with an apocalyptic fascist world coup.
When I said things are going to be heating up as we head into the election, this is not what I was hoping we would be arriving at.
But we've got to talk about this, the state of the world, and so much more here on another episode of Slightly Offensive.
Actually, Nightly Offensive.
I forgot what show I'm on today.
Before we play our normal intro, shout out to you guys.
A few of you guys actually met at a bar at an SOB meetup.
You got together and apparently you formed a band.
From my understanding, that's what I was getting from the Discord.
Like, I guess Doomsday, Cracker, Deb, Brian, the director, you guys sort of like formed this band and you made a bunch of music.
And some of them, oddly enough, I don't know whether to feel honored or weirded out, but some of the songs are about me.
And you also said my name wrong, but kudos.
And you made a little music video for the intro.
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So let's go ahead and let's cue that and let's start the show.
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elijah schaffer
Thank you so much.
Welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
I believe that was actually Doomsday Cracker on the audio.
Someone said it sounded still better than almost anybody else's stuff.
So shout out to you guys for making that song.
That was really good.
Apparently took you guys three weeks to record and write.
But my name's not Elijah Shuffer.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
Thank you very much.
We're just gonna have a shit show tonight.
I'm joined in the studio by Ben Australia Talk.
Ben, welcome back to Nightly Offensive.
@australiantalk
Yeah, thank you very much, Elijah.
Shout out to those dudes who made that song.
That's an awesome little song.
Yeah, it did sound a little bit like Blink, but I guess they were inspired by a great band.
And yeah, it's good to be with you here, Shaffer.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, Elijah Schuffer.
S-H-U-F-F-E-R.
Elijah Scheffer.
We do love that.
Everyone said this is gay, but this is a gay show.
It reminds me, actually, you know, people don't know what's going on in the show.
They never really fully understand.
We're talking about what happened with this fire because it's really insane.
And as we talk about this and we look into this more and more, I do want to explain something very, very funny.
You know, somebody, I put up a picture on my profile the other day.
If you want to go to my screen here, Brian, I put up this picture here.
That's actually my son with the face tattoo.
So this is Kez, my wife, and my son hanging out with some goats.
And I had said how much I loved, you know, just being a father, just being a little, you know, a little heartfelt.
But of course, somebody down here said, wait, you're not gay.
And I said, I am, but my wife is Jewish.
So you've got to keep control of the show.
You've got to track it because it's starting to stack on each other.
And so it's really confusing.
When people accuse me of a lot of things, the best thing to remember is on this show is everything you read or hear about me on the internet is true.
And you know that objectively.
It's all true, right?
@australiantalk
100%.
It's all true.
Absolutely.
Every single letter of every single word of it is true, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Even if it contradicts itself, that's why people say, I thought you were gay.
I am, but you're married.
True.
And she's Jewish.
So she doesn't just wear the pants in the relationship.
She also runs the bank.
Just kidding.
@australiantalk
Because sexuality is fluid, I do expect you to be straight at some stage.
But as it presently stands, the entire time I've known you in person has been as a gay black woman.
That's true.
elijah schaffer
Thank you, Ben.
I really appreciate the acknowledgement here.
Speaking of the news, we've got to get into this very, very interesting point today about the fire.
So let's just get into the story.
This man set himself on fire.
This is the second guy that has set himself on fire outside of a political building for whatever reason.
Can we just objectively start by condemning this and saying there's literally no point to be killing yourself?
Like, you should try being trans first because if you want to like end your genetic line, go chop your dick off or tuck it in some underwear and be a fucking clown on the internet.
Go do that first.
But killing yourself through self-emulation seems rather counterproductive.
Would you say so, Ben?
@australiantalk
I would say yes.
I would also advise people that setting yourself alight is hazardous to your health.
So avoid that type of behavior.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I know.
So we are just going to have a shit show.
So I don't even know if we're allowed to show this, but this was on network television.
So I think this is the best we could do.
CNN actually caught this.
We do have serious topics to discuss, including the TikToker who was exposing P. Diddy and then ended up dead, and the family has no clue what happened.
So this is the craziest stuff that's going on here.
But we got a lot of death on the menu tonight.
We got a lot of death on the menu tonight.
That's all I'm going to say.
I was actually talking to a good friend of mine earlier before the show, and we found out we have the same people that are always trying to destroy us, which is great.
So I make a lot of friends through that.
However, if I ever end up dead, just remember, I'm not suicidal, and I'm definitely not going to light myself on fire.
Let's go and let's watch this, Brian.
CNN was covering the trial and actually captured the man self-emulating.
This is crazy.
So I guess it's low audio, but whatever.
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An active shooter is in the park outside the court.
We have a man who is literally set fire to himself.
A man has emblazoned himself outside of the courthouse just now.
Our cameras are turning right now.
A man has now lit himself on fire outside of the courthouse in Manhattan, where we are waiting his history to be made.
A full jury panel is gone.
We are watching a man who was fully emblazoned in the front of the courthouse today.
We are watching multiple fires breaking out around his body and person.
We have seen an arm that has been visible that has been engulfed in total flames.
There is chaos that is happening.
People are wondering right now if people are in danger.
I'm looking across the courtyard.
There is a man racing to his aid.
There is coats coming off to try to put out the fire.
We have members of security details.
NYPD is rushing to the scene.
They are trying to come out.
Officers are on the scene.
A fire extinguisher is right now presenting.
elijah schaffer
Can't pause this for a second.
super unnecessary uh play-by-play commentary because i i don't we have to laugh at the insanity but where's the active shooter Where is the active shooter?
Oh my gosh.
Okay, he's melting.
His cells are drying up.
He is collapsing.
He is breathing.
There is a car driving by.
There is a napkin.
A pigeon just caught on fire next to him.
Somebody's eating the pigeon.
And it's like, you know, man.
@australiantalk
So there wasn't an active shooter?
elijah schaffer
I don't think so.
It was probably an explosion of light.
@australiantalk
Well, what takes precedence of the scene in commentary and cameras when they're doing a live feed?
Is it an active shooter who is in range and within their scope of the cameras?
Or is it a dude can usurp the active shooter by simply setting himself alight?
unidentified
Look.
@australiantalk
Where does the camera look in that instance, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
What I was saying is, look, this is the most fucked up show ever because we're somehow making a joke out of somebody killing themselves.
And it's not because I'm trying to be cruel, but because I'm actually going to be cruel here for a second.
@australiantalk
To be kind.
elijah schaffer
Can we look at this guy's face?
This is what should have been happening, right?
He's just correct.
This is correct.
@australiantalk
He's led a sheltered existence, though.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I mean, like, if you're a commentator on CNN and somebody lights themselves on fire, you don't need the loud, like, black woman.
Like, don't you love it how someone lights themselves on fire and a black woman immediately goes, getting into black woman mode.
unidentified
I gotta shout and speak when nobody needs me to.
elijah schaffer
I gotta talk really loudly and make this whole public event about myself.
Like, somebody just committed suicide.
And then, like, on the woman's side, she's now made herself the center of attention, right?
@australiantalk
Well, death isn't a stranger to her, but I'd like to see her go to the ghetto on a Friday night and do similar type of commentary.
elijah schaffer
That's my point.
But then, also, the black part of her with the woman was not just making about.
@australiantalk
The homies just rolled up.
They just smoked this G on the street, Connor.
The G is dropped.
Looks like he's got nine bullet holes in his body.
elijah schaffer
Damn.
All right.
So I just want to continue to watch this because it is bizarre.
It is strange.
This is automatic.
Watch it.
It just gets weirder and weirder.
unidentified
Members of security details, NYPD is rushing to the scene.
They are trying to come out.
Officers are on the scene.
A fire extinguisher is right now present being put on this man to try to put out.
People are climbing over barricades to try to separate the public to put out the flame on this man.
He's with himself out in fire in front of the courthouse right now.
We are watching as the plane.
We can smell the air.
I can smell the burning of some form of a flesh.
I can smell the burning of some sort of agent being used as well as an accelerant to put that fire.
That's great.
The fire is still in the middle of the morning.
elijah schaffer
Well, we know the audio is low.
This is like a screen recording of something.
unidentified
We right now have officers removing their coats trying to surround this person to engulf their body to prevent them from further going into flames.
You can smell, I'm sitting with Evan Brent.
You can smell burning flesh.
You can smell an accelerant.
The flames are continuing to engulf his person.
I hear shouts that are coming from across the courtyard.
I have people multiplying before you.
elijah schaffer
I am so sorry.
This is, I didn't know this would be funny.
You know, I saw this comedy set, and I thought it was pretty awesome.
This guy was like, you know, I saw Schindler's list for the first time yesterday.
@australiantalk
He finally watched it.
He took my advice.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, and it wasn't even that funny.
You know?
@australiantalk
Did you watch it on Slow-Mo?
Just to really take it in?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I only laughed about 10 times, you know, through the whole film.
Okay, but that was actually a comedy set.
This guy's like, you know, I only laughed 10 times at Schindler's List.
I'm not supposed to be laughing at this, but we do live in a clown world, again, with very real consequences.
What was that?
@australiantalk
Well, that's not how you make Krispy Kremes.
unidentified
No, and also, just what was that?
elijah schaffer
Why was she yelling into the microphone going, and then we smell the flesh?
Pitch.
We understand.
Yes, a man killed himself by lighting himself on fire.
We can imagine what it smells like.
That's an irrelevant detail.
Can you imagine?
@australiantalk
Extreme observation.
She can smell burning flesh.
unidentified
Yeah.
Like, I think so.
elijah schaffer
Like, like one of the super chats, one of you guys sent in a Rumble rant on Rumble.
Remember, you can send them in.
One of you just sent in one about this.
Thick 1776 said that CNN cunt, CNN Kant.
You got to say it like they say it in Australia.
Kant.
By the way, if you didn't watch the debate between Joelle, Joelle DeVe, Julian DeVee, Julian DeVey and David.
If you didn't watch the debate on that, the neo-Nazis versus the far-left progressives or whatever you want to call the debate, that was the best.
It was like, shut up, Kant.
Listen, Kant.
No, don't use the N-word, Kant.
And like in America, you're saying don't use the N-word, but that word is like just as nasty and horrible.
Like there's people that are probably turning off the show now because I said it four times.
Out here, that's what you just call people.
That's welcome to Australian lingo.
But I also don't understand that what that was.
We'll talk about this whole story.
There's nothing going on today, but we do know like what he said is that she was hoping for a real January 6th at the courthouse.
All she got was a crispy mental tard.
And it's like, you know that they're just hoping something crazy happens with these trials.
And once again, it turns out it's just another left hard killing himself because he thinks that we're in a fascist coup.
And one can only pray that we would get into a fascist coup because maybe that would actually have a future.
@australiantalk
Lock and load.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, praise God.
@australiantalk
Let's get it happening, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let's get the fascist coup started.
@australiantalk
1776 will commence again.
elijah schaffer
I just don't understand what the vibe of that was.
This has been a slow news week.
All I'm going to say this is, for a guy like me who has to make 15 shows a week for VNN now, three for Gateway Pundit and four for myself, it has not been a great news week to try to create a lot of people.
@australiantalk
Did she get excited because she smelled something burning and she could, you know, sniff the air?
And, you know, fried chicken gets her excited, so something was frying.
So she went right there.
elijah schaffer
Oh my God, a white man is dying.
unidentified
Yes.
elijah schaffer
Yes.
That's what it felt like, right?
She was like, she was really excited about this.
Well, weird.
@australiantalk
On CNN, I'm not sure why she didn't say and inform the viewers that it was mostly peaceful.
There were flames burning, but it was still mostly peaceful.
But I think she got super excited because she realized, holy crap, I'm in it now.
I'm an eyewitness to this.
You best believe, like, she's an embedded reporter or whatever.
She's out there on the street doing her thing.
Now she's going to get significant studio time.
You know, they're going to bring her in.
They're going to sit her down in the big studio.
She's going to be part of the panels and they're going to ask her.
So what happened?
So she's going to actually use this to launch her career going forward as well, I think.
She's going to ask for a raise.
And if they don't give her that raise, well, guess what?
She can now sue them.
She can step away and she can say, I need cash because I've been traumatized.
You had me out there and I've had to witness this and now I'm traumatized.
So I need some time off.
I need first-class tickets.
I need five-star holidays.
$250,000 so I can get, you know, myself back in order because this has affected me adversely.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
@australiantalk
I, well, look, I, there's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
elijah schaffer
I told him it was going to be a shit show today.
Like, we're just going to go with whatever we're going to go with today.
Someone in the chat said, by the way, Israel bombs Iran.
Iran bombs Israel.
Elijah.
Sorry, it's a slow news week.
Oh, you mean a Tuesday?
Like, Israel's bombing someone and someone's bombing Israel.
Sorry if I don't actually care about that.
Notice her IM said $5 and said, pull up the most recent Candice Owens tweet, please.
Her noticing needs to be recognized.
Yeah, we're talking about that next.
That's part of the next topic.
I already did comment on that.
We're going to get into Germans.
We're going to get into the Holocaust.
But not, of course, anything denial or anything.
What we're going to say, we're going to get into the, not the Holocaust from World War II, the Holocaust after World War II.
@australiantalk
We don't deny history.
elijah schaffer
No, we don't deny history.
In fact, we repeat it exactly.
You know, the vaccines are safe and effective.
Exactly 6 million Jewish people died to the dot in the Holocaust.
The U.S. has committed no war crimes.
Julian Assange is a war criminal.
Edward Snowden is a traitor.
And Vladimir Putin is the most evil dictator in the world.
Did I cover it all?
Did I miss anything?
@australiantalk
Joe Biden has the full scope of his brain power still today.
elijah schaffer
Oh, and his son did not smoke crack and illegally buy a firearm and have sex with minors.
He had sex with minors, which were people that dug up cobalt in countries, but that's different.
That's a different kind of minor.
It's not illegal to have sex with someone who digs holes, but it is illegal to have sex with someone.
@australiantalk
A plane did fly into the Pentagon.
Dick Cheney did not deliberately shoot his friend with a crossbow.
elijah schaffer
Direct.
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Uh, speaking of that, we have a couple super chats here that came in.
Um, we had one from uh oh, we already read notices.
Shauna Fong said, The less psychologically tortures and mutilates white kids till they are willing to self-emolate for a little respect and abatement of the constant hatred towards them.
Yeah, that's actually true.
And uh, doomsday said, White people don't season day self-emolations and shit culturally appropriating, please, through super chats.
And uh, Gary from the next news networks in the chat as well.
Good shout out to you, Gary.
Good to good to hear from you.
@australiantalk
Love your work, Gary.
Love your work.
elijah schaffer
We love Gary.
Make sure you support the next news network directly.
Okay, so um, a couple of things from this.
We'll just look at a couple aspects of this.
I'm kind of over the story already because I don't care.
@australiantalk
It's just sad, it's traumatic, it's bloody tragic.
This guy's been misled throughout multiple years of his life.
He's believed the lie and he's taken such drastic measures.
And in reality, people are going to forget about him.
And now he's just left trauma for people that did know him, loved him, potentially family members if he had some.
And it was mostly all for naught.
It gave CNN a bump, it gave plenty of other people a bump, but it certainly didn't help him.
And it hasn't solved the problem.
Most importantly, it has not solved the problem.
elijah schaffer
No, I want to just watch this one video here.
RPN Groiper said, This is the dude who just set himself on fire outside the Trump courthouse.
Seems like a normal sane dude.
So we're going to look at Candace Owens' tweets after this.
We probably should have just led with that.
But our guests canceled, and Ben came down here eight and a half minutes.
He got here in eight and a half minutes.
I told him our guests canceled.
Literally, the minute we're supposed to start the show, our guests canceled.
I messaged Ben, how did you get here so quickly?
@australiantalk
Motorbikes assist in weaving through traffic.
Yes, they do.
Motorcycles do help.
elijah schaffer
All right, let's look at this here.
Here's his last video he filmed, and then we're just going to end the topic because I feel bad, but moral of the story: don't light yourself on fire.
Also, deeper moral of the story: white people are not doing well psychologically and nobody else is doing this except for white people and maybe some Asians.
@australiantalk
Well, they're being told they're worthless, they're being told they did things which they didn't do, they're being told they have to be responsible for things they didn't do.
They're being told they must pay, they must suffer, and they must go without.
And they must elevate people in front of themselves because if they take a position which they'd earned on merit, well, that's just racist and they're not being inclusive.
elijah schaffer
That's racist.
All right, listen.
unidentified
Start a fucking revolution, start a fucking revolution, start a fucking revolution, you've got nothing to lose.
Start.
elijah schaffer
I'm sorry, but dude, you are like.
@australiantalk
You start a revolution by shooting somebody.
elijah schaffer
By lighting yourself on fire.
@australiantalk
A revolution of one.
elijah schaffer
Should I light myself on fire?
@australiantalk
No, can I?
elijah schaffer
One's in the chat of yes.
Two's in the chat.
It's like, who's doing this?
Who's seriously doing this?
All right.
Let's get into some Let's get into some controversial stuff.
It's a Friday night.
You can take that off the screen, Brian.
I got to get out of here.
It's a Friday night.
And might as well get controversial early on.
Let's just go into it.
All I was going to say real fast about this is, go to my screen here real fast, Brian.
It's crazy that people hate me so much that I put this picture up and the amount of hatred on my Instagram and stuff that I got was crazy.
Like it was like, and so people wonder why I don't put my kid's face on this.
By the way, he's doing really well, baby.
He's doing well.
He's helping raise some goats.
He's having a good day today.
He had a Kez is like a real good homemaker.
So she shredded some carrots, makes him fresh carrot muffins every day.
@australiantalk
As all good women do.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, she makes him his own food.
She made him a little bit of chili this afternoon with like grass-fed beef and stuff.
She made me lunch too.
She's a great wife.
I really love her.
@australiantalk
You give him baby E chili.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, but I love like people are like, people are like, you know, writing like, oh, are you going to rape them too?
Like, am I going to rape my son and my wife?
That's a very bizarre thing.
@australiantalk
Such an awesome picture, man.
It's a beautiful picture.
Look at that little lamb as well, bro.
elijah schaffer
Well, yeah, it's a really cute picture.
So people are sick and twisted.
And I hope they light themselves on fire.
@australiantalk
Elijah Schaefer has land holdings.
elijah schaffer
So let me go down here.
Oh, yeah, there's Sharika.
By the way, just so you know, I do have a Gateway Pundit show here.
And I also have a show on Vigilant News as well.
That's always on X. You can watch it at any point.
It's also on Vigilant Fox, too.
So you can watch it.
Okay.
So let's bring this up.
So Candace Owens and Ben Shapiro, as Owen Benjamin calls him.
You got Judeo-Christianity versus Christ as King.
And I think that's really a good picture there.
@australiantalk
Is that Nick Fuentes as a corner man?
Monas the mustache.
elijah schaffer
Oh, in the background, it says the Goyam No.
@australiantalk
The corner man right there in America first, the corner man.
That's Fuentes, right?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that probably is.
I'm planning on, you know, I'm going to go.
I'll go catch up with him in person.
He's the kind of person that is nice to get dinner with.
You know, he's a nice, he's a gentleman.
He's a really nice person.
@australiantalk
He can actually just speak about normal things.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, him and I met up during the I think we started getting on the same page, him and I, when we met up at Trump Tower, actually, in Chicago.
I'm pretty sure in 2020, we ended up getting dinner at an Italian restaurant.
@australiantalk
He seems like a fettuccine guy.
unidentified
I don't remember.
elijah schaffer
No, I think he's a real simple eater.
Like, he's more of a hot dog kind of guy.
Like, he just hot dog, like, like, gas station food, you know?
@australiantalk
Radio.
elijah schaffer
It's not good for him.
I'm trying to get him.
I want to get him jacked.
Like, I want him to get him to the gym.
Like, that, you know, he's not into that, but I think it would be great.
But that's him in the back.
I think he's a stand-up guy.
I really do like him a lot.
I think he's really nice.
I think, you know, we don't share all the same ideas, but I find him to be a very good guy.
@australiantalk
He's well-dressed.
He's very well dressed.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Carries himself well.
Two super chats people put in.
Noticer IM said doomsday is getting married tomorrow.
Please wish him a happy and blessed day tomorrow.
Oh, Doomsday Cracker is getting married.
Congratulations, Doomsday.
Well, I'd love to see some pictures.
Email me some pictures.
I know it's probably private or put them in the Discord.
Snick1776 said that he was in New York.
I wonder if the subs smelled fried white meat.
Oh, man, that's just rough.
So let's talk about this, though.
So before we even look at her tweet, we do have a problem going on in our country right now, which is this battle between two sides of the right.
Now, not only did I say a couple episodes ago that it's a great time to be canceled in the world because nobody has a stomach for it, like they're like, Trump raped somebody.
Everyone's like, okay, Trump paid off a prostitute, a porn star.
Okay.
Like, hey, in the end, dude, if Joe Biden was a nice guy and was perfect, he's flooding our country with 10 million illegals that are, it's more than the populations of over 25 states that's ruining our country.
If you're a little fucked up and you've got some problems, but you're trying to do the right thing overall, I can get behind you.
And a lot of people feel like that.
It's like, I don't care about your dumb inconsistencies.
But getting canceled is actually good.
But even more, getting canceled in the right wing is no longer a thing.
Okay.
Like eventually, they've canceled so many of us from the mainstream that we are the mainstream now.
Like they were like, oh, it's like Nick Fuentes and Joel Davis, but now it's Tucker.
Now it's Candace Owens.
Like they've made and switched up so much and they've shown their face that they're so not America first, that they're so not Christ first, that they've pushed so many people out that we have such a strong coalition that I'm just going to say this.
In terms of my, you know, going on American shows, I couldn't, I can't fit enough shows into my schedule if and when I'm going to visit the amount of requests I have to come back on in person American shows.
I cannot even meet the requests, which is why I'm not doing any right now.
But if I were to ever return, there's so many people that have been like, I want dibs, I want dibs, I want dibs, I want dibs, that I can't even give them what they want.
Meaning, they are not canceling any of us.
@australiantalk
You can't give your body away to all the people that want a part of your body, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
They can lick the syrup.
@australiantalk
And as a matter of fact, you know, they can keep Lindsey Graham.
They can keep Mitch McConnell.
They can have all of them.
They're fine.
They can do their own thing.
You guys are the breakaway of civilization, but really, you're just the evolution of truth.
And they only cancel people because you speak the truth.
So, you know, that's a notch in your belt.
That's actually a stamp on your shoulder to say, I'm a part of it.
I'm real.
I won't compromise my values.
And I will give my audience the truth.
And I won't compromise, man.
And I think that's what the audience deserves.
For so long, they've just been copying people that have been very placid and telling them things which they knew are incorrect, that their lying eyes are telling them not to believe.
But somebody like you, the other people come along and they say, no, we are the new mainstream.
Tucker said the exact same thing to Joe Rogan, as a matter of fact.
He said, all of these guys are obsolete.
They think they're the mainstream, but we've evolved.
They're actually dinosaurs in the digital age.
And their time is coming.
Their time is over.
The reckoning has happened.
And they're obsolete, my man.
So onwards and upwards to you and everyone else that's doing it, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Well, that's what I'm going to say.
By the way, somebody said in the chat, why did I start looking like Paul Giamatti?
That is so offensive.
@australiantalk
He's a great actor, bro.
He is.
elijah schaffer
No, I didn't take a shower today.
So like, I look like Hitler if you want me to.
No, I just didn't.
@australiantalk
That was just your Cartman impression.
elijah schaffer
No, I just didn't take a shower today.
So I'm going to take one after.
Sometimes I don't take them in the morning.
I go to the gym in the afternoon after lunch with the fam.
And then I take a shower, come back, and film all my other stuff.
But that's why.
@australiantalk
You're just trying to live like a third world just for one day.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
Also, I'd love to know in the chat.
It always helps me to know if you guys like shit shows like this where it's more just like relaxed.
There's not like this agenda-driven, so serious, you know, version.
@australiantalk
But if they do want that, they can simply get a subscription to Censored TV.
And for example, they can go and watch your interview you did yesterday with Chris Coveries.
elijah schaffer
Yes, there is an executive exclusive interview with Chris Coveries on Censored.
Only you should check it out.
No, but I'd like, I do love the laid-back.
Fridays have been pretty laid back, and I've been chilling, so I've been enjoying it.
That is to remind you, too.
Thank you guys for sending super chats.
I'm going to be trying to read them on Fridays during the show, so you don't have to wait till the end.
As you guys send them, we're just going to interact more with chat.
It's pretty good, and that's just the truth.
Okay, so let's get into her messaging, though.
So she is coming in hot.
Check this out.
Oh, Candace.
Oh, Candace.
We stand as our Candace.
Americans know nothing about real history.
Did you know that 12 million Germans were ethnically cleansed after World War II?
Did you know half of them half a million of half a million?
I speak really weird.
Half a million of them were murdered for the crime of speaking German.
That children were lined up and shot.
Well, over 2 million women and children were raped at the end of the war.
Many of them died or killed themselves as a result.
In Czechoslovakia, by the way, I am large, even though I'm technically from the UK, largely Czech myself.
I have a lot of Czechoslovakian background in my family.
That's the German, that's like, we're not like, just so people know this, like, it's like Germans aren't just in Germany.
So technically, we're German Czech, I guess would be the background from my understanding.
And then we were, my relative was somehow banished into Siberia.
So there's Germans in Siberia, too.
Real, real, real talk there.
And I care about Germans because my lineage, I am German.
My name is Schaefer.
I literally have like a sound, I have a Jewish name, but it's actually just German.
Schaefer.
Schaffer.
@australiantalk
Shafa.
elijah schaffer
A chauffeur.
In Czechoslovakia, they lined German civilians, many of whom had lived there for centuries and ran over their legs with trucks.
They forced them to dig their own graves.
Not all of them were German.
Some of them just spoke German.
12 million German civilians were expelled across Eastern Europe, force stripped of their homes and property and citizenry for the crime of speaking German.
Hundreds of thousands of them starved to death.
This ethnic expulsion was the largest in human history, and yet you've never heard about it.
Why?
unidentified
I encourage everyone to watch this doco.
@australiantalk
What documentary is it?
elijah schaffer
Oh, well, we'll click on in a second.
She followed up and said, nothing more terrifying than the idea of being murdered alongside your children for the crime of speaking the wrong language.
That's the world's largest ethnic cleansing took place, and the murders and tortures were granted amnesty should terrify you.
Cernovich came in, said Hitler didn't win the national election.
He took power after a false flag event.
So your replies will claim it's anti-Semitic to discuss war crimes committed against little children and innocent women.
And this is how brainwashed people are.
It's not that you just can't even question the Holocaust, which you can't, which you shouldn't, because it was 6 million and there's no questions about it.
But you're not allowed to talk about the suffering of other people.
Like you're not allowed to talk about the suffering.
And there was a meme in here.
She said, my question is, who was given their homes and property?
I can't seem to find that information.
Ooh, this is where it's getting bad.
Now, somebody explains something really interesting.
@australiantalk
Confiscation without compensation.
elijah schaffer
Let me see.
Oh, yeah.
So Robert Safir, is that how you say his name?
Robert Sefet Seph Sepet.
I don't know how to say that.
@australiantalk
Sepi, who runs HR.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So I know who this is, though.
I'm not retarded.
I follow him.
I just don't know how to say his last name.
He said, this was the reason Germany invaded Poland, not global conquest, part of which was Germany before World War I, to rescue its citizens who were being murdered.
Incidentally, this is Russia's justification for annexing Ukraine.
That said, the Soviets invaded Poland the same week.
So I am not well versed on our history like most of you because I've been lied to.
And the more that I realize that I've been lied to and the more that I begin to see what really happened and what our real history is, the more I start to realize that you shouldn't even get caught up on the Holocaust and questioning the Holocaust numbers because that's the trap is to get you to question the numbers, talk and get focused on the Jews and the Holocaust.
And so they can label you an anti-Semite, stifle your platform and your ability to reach people and discredit you as a neo-Nazi.
Why do they discredit you as a neo-Nazi?
Because they say Nazi bad, everything else good, right?
Light yourself on fire to prevent Nazis from joining.
I'm not saying don't name the Jew or don't talk about things.
You do whatever you want.
I'm never on this show going to tell you how you should approach things.
I'm talking about for me, I see it as a trap personally.
And I think what I'm more interested in is what happened before the Holocaust, the Holocaust.
What happened before World War II, which they call the Holocaust, right?
They don't even call it World War II.
It's called the Holocaust because we're not allowed to think about the 75 million white people who died or the burning of Hamburg, you know, which was arguably worse than Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
@australiantalk
And why do they call white people Nazis now when white people are the ones that went over there and killed all the Nazis for them?
elijah schaffer
Right, but I want to know the truth here about World War II.
@australiantalk
Congratulations for the white folks.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying the question for me about World War II is, is like you're seeing, you know, like Israel literally bombs an Iranian embassy, kills top-level officials in Damascus, gets blocked, gets rocketed back, and then goes, oh my gosh, I'm a victim, I'm a victim.
It reminds me of females.
@australiantalk
And then they say Iran has launched an attack on Israel.
No, what it was is a retaliation, a justified retaliation.
elijah schaffer
Correct.
@australiantalk
At the United Nations level, it's justified as well.
Like, because that was their sovereign land.
When they bomb the embassy, that's the equivalent of bombing the actual nation itself.
elijah schaffer
Right.
So, so I, what I am, but I'm actually interested in this.
We're like, I am not an A non account.
I am not.
I am not an A Non account.
So I am not just randomly, you know, obsessed with just like dropping the J in chat and, you know, creating an NIGGER chain in the chat, right?
I'm a real human being.
I do this for a living.
I have a credible job as a journalist for a publication that does better readership than, you know, the Blaze and other websites that are out there.
It does incredibly well.
We are literally in the Supreme Court fighting for First Amendment rights right now.
I don't know if you guys know this, but the Gateway Punt, we're in the Supreme Court right now.
Katanji Brown Jackson is arguing against us saying that the First Amendment shouldn't apply to the government when they coerce private companies to censor us because they're not directly censoring their private companies or complying.
So we're fighting for this.
So what I mean by credibility is I obviously recognize this.
I have a new show on VNN.
By the way, we did 2 million views on the show just this week, over 2 million.
We did over 2 million views this week.
I think we did like 3.5 million.
So that show is the most successful show I've ever done.
You've probably never heard of it because it's mostly on X and also the age demographic.
I'm hitting an older age demo than this show.
But it's the most successful project I've ever worked on.
And that being said, all that being said, I am still concerned about reality and the truth.
And so I don't just want to just be like, the Jews, the Jews.
I want to know what the fuck is going on.
And I want to know where I've been lied to because I don't believe Biden is running the country.
I don't believe elections are real.
And why is Trump, which I like Trump and I'm on the Trump train, but like Richard Grinnell said today, you know, oh, Trump did a really good job beginning to decriminalize homosexuality around the world.
I have questions on why Trump takes credit for Operation Warp Speed, why he's trying to decriminalize homosexuality in countries that aren't our own, why he cares so much about moving the embassy into Jerusalem in Israel.
Like, I want to know, is he really based in Red Pilled and cares about our country?
And he just knows that you have to appease these overlords, right?
You have to do a certain amount of appeasement to be able to get done what you want to get done.
Is he bought out and sold?
Are we the ones getting duped?
Like, I just want to know what's going on.
Is that fair to just ask questions?
As Ben Shapiro and others said, you know, they just said they're asking questions, but they're really hiding their hatred.
They're really hiding their hatred.
I forgot to do this now when I'm Ben Shapiro.
They're just really, oh, you're just asking questions.
You're just asking questions.
Oh, well, that sounds like hatred to me.
Not a good thing to ask questions.
Why my cheeks?
No, but I genuinely want to know.
Now, I'm going to answer that question.
I'm going to get your feedback on that.
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All right.
I want to go to you, Ben, because we're laid back, because we're relaxed, because we're having a good time.
Is it wrong to just want to know like what's going on?
Because I feel like everything's a psyop, everything's a lie, and I don't know what's true anymore.
@australiantalk
Well, you're a critical thinker, and you're only exploring these ideas because you want to gain a greater understanding of what took place.
So you're willing to listen to all people and evaluate whatever information they're putting forward.
And I think that's the correct position to be in.
With Donald Trump, yeah, there are questions.
There's questions.
There's questions.
We never, well, I at least never thought that there would be a question or a possibility in 2024.
When I think about sort of 2016 to now, would there be a question where Donald Trump could potentially be doing things which make people wonder, is he America first?
And I think that's the ultimate question, Elijah.
Is Donald Trump America first or is he not?
Because a lot of people that support Donald Trump support him based on what they thought was a fact that he is undisputably America first.
I'm open for clarification on that.
I'd like to hear from him about that.
And obviously, he's not going to speak to me personally, but he could clarify his messaging.
Wait, where are we?
And where did that just happen?
elijah schaffer
Because we had Sharika on the show.
I've been hearing beeping in the studio.
@australiantalk
Okay.
That's our diversity inclusion.
Yeah.
Our smoke alarm is not attended to regularly because we're trying to do as others do.
elijah schaffer
Oh, dude.
Yeah, that's.
Imagine having that in your house all the time.
To be fair, though, the smoke alarm is out here, but the ceilings are 15 or like maybe 20.
It's only like 20 feet tall ceilings, honestly, in the studio here.
So I can't reach it.
I don't have a ladder.
@australiantalk
Well, when they don't pay their cable bill, it keeps them company at night, I've heard.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, it's but it only goes off like once a show.
So it's not even a big deal.
Sometimes at the end, too, but it's really not a big deal.
You told me you were going to change the smoke alarm.
You did last time.
@australiantalk
Well, I'll start levitating pretty soon.
I'll ask David Blaine if he can help me out and I'll start levitating.
I'll get up there, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Can I, can I, um, like, I want to, I want to put something on X just so I can play it for you.
Um, I found this television show that actually is the weirdest show I've ever seen in my entire life, okay?
Um, it's literally the strangest.
Um, let me see if I can get this.
@australiantalk
Can I guess where it's from before you pull it up?
Is it from the land of Pajit or is it a crazy game show from Japan?
elijah schaffer
Um, no, it is, it is something that makes me question my existence.
So I found this, this, this, this show, uh, and I found a clip of it.
I just, I'm putting it up right now on X. I'm gonna play it for us.
I thought it was AI for like the longest time that I was watching it.
And I was like, what the heck is this?
And now I'm gonna play a clip of the show for you to remind you guys how absolutely insane it is.
Let's see if it'll actually post in the second.
Okay, there you go.
Now it's posted.
Let me go ahead and refresh my page.
The longer it goes, the more confusing it is.
@australiantalk
And I'll check her out.
elijah schaffer
All right.
Let's watch this.
Go ahead and go to my screen here.
This is just, watch this show and tell me if you're just as confused as me.
unidentified
Cyclops there.
Turrets.
Moonbuggy.
Oh my holy crap.
Surveillance doves.
I hate those.
This is ridiculous.
That's the most well-guarded yeast factory I've ever seen.
Pananka.
Pananka.
Show me your bag of secrets.
What's all this crap?
I thought you said he was good at making bombs and robots and stuff.
What I meant to say is he likes connecting things.
What's he doing now?
I'm not seeing it.
Not seeing results.
Oh, I see it's a bunch of organic waste.
What did he find?
The genius.
Wait a sec.
elijah schaffer
It's very unpredictable.
unidentified
Well, it's not a clean yeast.
It's just a fungus beef sharing a few yeast-like properties.
elijah schaffer
You can't predict what's going on.
unidentified
It's delicious, though.
You can't question this.
@australiantalk
Great soundtrack.
elijah schaffer
It's such a good show.
unidentified
All right, let's give it a little test.
This is pretty good yeast.
It's bad.
This is pretty good.
It's not concentrated, but it's pretty darn good.
Whooping!
elijah schaffer
I don't know why we played that, but I was going to say, I see stuff like that, and I don't know what's real anymore.
unidentified
What is that?
elijah schaffer
questioned my existence i literally was like i sat there and i was like is that black mirror Like, well, no, I just, I questioned.
I questioned my entire existence.
That made me question everything and who I am, what I am.
And I was just like, to me, that's what it feels like looking at history, right?
Where it's like, I'm reading it and I'm just like, I can't predict what's happening next.
I don't know what's going on.
The books are lying to us.
So I just feel like with Candace bringing that up and these people of like, what are they hiding about our history?
And like Tucker said on a recent episode of his show, he was like, you know, they've summarized our entire history to a couple of key events, like slavery and a holocaust, but nothing about the suffering of white men.
But something was wrong.
We built an entire colony.
Like we built colonies, like Australia, New Zealand, and the United States.
Like, obviously, something was bad in our history, and there was troubles, and we have potential for greatness.
We've had the Renaissance, and we've built great cities, and we've built great colonies.
Why are we being reminded of our sins?
And also, are our sins our sins?
Because, like, it's like segregation with Sharika when we were talking about this.
I want to be careful because we're on YouTube, but it's like, I look at what life is like living together, and it's not great.
@australiantalk
Well, the multicultural society has not proven itself to be effective.
We're in the early stages of its rollout.
It's, what, less than a century old, practically, and it's already causing dismay and hardship for many people.
It's causing division.
It's sowing the seeds of division.
And people aren't really willing to get on board with it.
People are feeling dispossessed as well, Elijah.
On that clip, though, man, it appears that Dylan Mulvaney had some role in casting that film.
It almost looked like Hulk Hogan, but a trans version as well.
And I'm surprised ARU, Devin Tracy, made an appearance in that because a kangaroo popped up in that as well.
It was, yeah, it was Planet of the Apes crossed with who knows what, man.
I'm surprised there were no rainbow flags, though.
elijah schaffer
I'm surprised that people didn't realize that I was starring the show.
unidentified
That's great.
elijah schaffer
People didn't see that.
@australiantalk
He's wearing a Lady Gaga wig as well.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, that's pretty interesting there.
@australiantalk
And the yeast that he was eating was actually a chunk of shit.
elijah schaffer
Oh, by the way, Kunkbag on censor.tv said that I mixed up Austria and Australia when I went there.
So I came to live in Australia, but I kept this Austrian haircut.
Austrian like.
Do you know how many people actually do you know there's actually a real issue of people trying to go to Australia and accidentally booking tickets to Austria?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
And the reason why I think that's actually the case is because it auto-corrects.
Even for me, I'll be talking about Australia on X or something and it says it's Austrian and it just corrects it to Austrian.
So do you get that too?
Where it changes it to Austrian instead of Australian all the time?
@australiantalk
Well, not necessarily for me because it knows my search history already.
But I guess that's a question for the chat, Elijah.
One's in the chat, is Australia better than Austria?
Two's in the chat, is Austria better than Australia?
Or are they the same place?
Are they the same place?
elijah schaffer
Someone says that this movie was made by a Napoleon dynamite director, and that that's actually Napoleon there.
Yeah, apparently that is.
@australiantalk
All right, barrier.
elijah schaffer
We got to talk about something else here.
No, but I was going to say about the history stuff is it's like, man, I don't want to go down too hard on this stuff, but.
@australiantalk
You know what's crazy about that?
Like, that is astounding to know that after the fact, 12 million Germans, double the amount that was supposedly slaughtered officially slaughtered in the Holocaust, double the amount, 12 million Germans were killed.
Or some people were killed just because they spoke German.
And then they took women and children, they had them laid down on the ground, and they ran over their legs and crushed their legs.
And then expected them to dig their own graves.
Like, these are horrific things, my man.
And anytime someone says, well, what about us?
Six million of us die.
Well, hang on a second.
You better fall back because you're not first in line.
There's much more significant body counts than what you guys are talking about.
Yes, have you been victimized?
Yes.
But have people been victimized more than you?
Damn straight.
Does history prove that so?
100%.
I'm going to get into Mao or Stalin or Genghis Khan or a litany of other examples, Elijah.
But they are not the only victims.
And they've got to reconcile that.
They've got to realize that.
And they've got to give some props for the people that also suffered.
Well, where's their museums?
elijah schaffer
So I'm starting.
I'm getting relaxed.
I'm like chilling down here now.
Okay, I'm leaning back because I want to read this stuff.
Okay, so check this out.
So Klaus Arminius.
Klaus Arminius said, most of the time we hear a lot about terrible crimes committed by Germans during World War II, but very little about crime committed against Germans.
Germany's defeat in May of 1945 saw the destruction, looting, starvation, rape, and mass killing by the Allies.
More than 9 million Germans died as a result of deliberate Allied starvation and expulsion policies after the Second World War, including 1.5 to 2 million German prisoners, which were our alleged number that died in Auschwitz.
I, you know, you know, I need to bring, does anybody know in the chat?
This is what I should do, actually.
For next week's censored show, I should just have a World War II historian explain to me all this stuff for like two hours.
You know what I mean?
Because I should just have like a video on censored just called like what really happened.
Because what I don't even know about this stuff.
I'm being honest, guys.
When I say I'm retarded, I mean, I just talk about current events.
I'm not a history buff.
I studied, you know, genetics in university and stuff.
So this is not even my state.
@australiantalk
You're a bell curve kind of guy.
elijah schaffer
No, I'm the bottom of the bell curve.
I'm the dong.
I'm the noise.
That's me.
I'm the little hanging thing in the bell curve.
@australiantalk
I meant like more of a proponent of the theory, which is proven accurate.
elijah schaffer
Yes, that I'm retarded.
@australiantalk
The science proves it.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
But I'm saying, he's saying here that 1.5 to 2 million Germans died at Auschwitz.
So Auschwitz then would have been a camp for Germans.
So maybe some Jews died there, but primarily a lot of the pictures we could have seen were Germans that were killed or prisoners of war.
so is that what they're saying here that like like what about the history channel doing specials on that I'm feeling like we need to go over to Rumble because I want to talk about a few things about this.
And I just feel like YouTube's not going to like talking about this topic.
@australiantalk
Have we got any clips of Hoochies we can just play on YouTube then?
While we're still on YouTube?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, let me see.
unidentified
I think, let me see.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I think I have a video I can play here for you guys while we're on YouTube before we go over.
If you're not following me on X, you really should be because that's like where I'm the most active.
Oh, okay.
@australiantalk
We'll just, we'll just check this out.
elijah schaffer
I've talked about how women need to, women are out of control on what they wear at the gym.
And people said, oh, you don't like sexy girls.
I didn't say it's the sexy girls I'm mad about at the gym, but I will say it is distracting, especially out here.
They dress like prostitutes, like literally in lingerie out here.
You could see their nipples.
And then they get mad at you for staring.
And you're like, why do you have your boobs out?
But this is different.
Check it out.
This is.
Can we just say that there's other things this person could have worn?
And Bleckas, please stop wearing leggings to the gym.
Beat me, hate me.
You can never break me.
unidentified
Will be, feel me.
You can never kill me.
QB, sue me.
Everybody do me.
Kick me, hype me.
Don't doubt like I fight me.
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
Beat me, hate me.
You can never break me.
Will be, feel me.
You can never kill me.
QB, sue me.
Everybody do me.
Kick me, hite me.
Don't double-laugh, I fight me.
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
Beat me, hate me.
You can never break me.
Will me, feel me.
You can never kill me.
QB, sue me.
Everybody do me.
Kick me, kite me.
Don't doubt like I fight me.
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
All I wanna say is that they don't really care about us.
Beat me, hate me.
You can never break me.
elijah schaffer
So she knew what she was doing with that outfit.
unidentified
Like, dude, that is so unnecessary.
@australiantalk
She was stretching it to its limits.
elijah schaffer
And can we say this?
This is where people get mad at me and think I'm an asshole.
Okay.
I think this is great, right?
So like, theoretically, I think this is fantastic that she's working out.
@australiantalk
Damn straight.
elijah schaffer
Okay.
So I'm not, I'm not talking crap on, I'm not going to talk crap on her.
I'm not going to call her ugly or anything because she's working on herself.
She's probably pretty.
@australiantalk
And, you know, she is.
elijah schaffer
She's probably pretty.
@australiantalk
The face ain't too bad, man.
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
I'm just not into the browns, but you know, there's a lot of brown chicks that are hot.
Okay.
I mean, the question is, is would or wouldn't in the chat?
Yes or no?
But also, like, dude, we'll get into the Holocaust stuff on Rumble, but I'm trying to fill the full hour here on YouTube to give the YouTube audience what they want.
It's like this girl doesn't need to be working on her legs.
She needs to just be like on a calorie deficit for two years, right?
This girl needs a two-year calorie deficit.
@australiantalk
Yeah, she's overwhelmed her system long before the burritos got to her, and that's showing.
elijah schaffer
In Auschwitz, there was no Zyklon B. You just got into a room and she just crushed your head between her thighs.
It's just her with her legs spread open.
@australiantalk
And you're a Jew and you put your head in her legs and she just goes, you know why she's pretty decent at lifting weights as well?
Because she's actually used to it, Elijah.
She's strong inside.
Her body, her frame has had to become strong.
I know you can't really see it, but just with the squatting mechanisms there, because each time she squats ordinarily, she's already carrying 75 pounds extra.
So adding, you know, adding something calcium to that is fine.
Yeah, pull up your DMs.
There's a couple of clips there.
There's only less than a handful.
They're all about 20 seconds long, I think.
And we'll just address those.
We can touch on all of those.
They're all YouTube friendly.
elijah schaffer
Get to the Holocaust in about a couple minutes.
@australiantalk
Let me go to Rumble.
Okay, so the Little Mermaid one's good.
Okay, that one's good.
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I'm gonna make this full screen here.
Hey, Brian, try not to put the screen up until I have these videos full screen.
It's fine right now, but just try to.
They don't need to see me clicking through because they might see my lolly and furry porn collection.
You know, have you ever seen that?
Like streamers are like just like randomly, like they have like these weird porn fetishes and it pops up.
They're like, oops, oops.
This is actually my folder called Things to Watch Later.
It's my bookmarks.
Here it is That's like when you have a poop ball and it's and it's flushing and it's like goes down the toilet You know what I mean?
Like you have a little poop.
@australiantalk
I just don't know what the hell is going on there, especially because it's got the rainbow flag behind it again.
So she's like, come and I'll open up and you say ah and dine down, chow down on this.
Look what I can do.
elijah schaffer
Dude, would you here's the thing though?
Can we just say this?
So let's talk about the difference too.
Of like there are some girls who can carry weight easily.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
Like well.
And even if she's like a big girl, it's still like they're still hot.
Like maybe not to marry.
You don't want like that around your home like a bit because you don't want to feed her.
But there's some like they're not even thick.
They are a little chunky, but it looks good still.
Like they've got nice boobs or what?
Like it's not, they're not a blob is what I'm trying to say.
@australiantalk
And it's proportional.
elijah schaffer
And depending on how desperate you are as a guy, if you're living a promiscuous lifestyle or you're really drunk, depending on there's standards can change.
But this woman, this black woman, like this is, I would say, this is a hundred percent a no-go, period.
@australiantalk
Is she really good at rolling around like that on the floor?
Because she's fallen down a lot and no one's been there to help her up.
So she's been practicing ways she can get herself back on her feet.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, I don't know.
It grosses me out.
@australiantalk
Next clip.
elijah schaffer
Next clip.
All right, let me find the next one you sent.
All right.
Next one.
Oh, I think we've had this girl on the show before.
unidentified
What's going on here?
I don't even know.
@australiantalk
I think they're trying to do a little mermaid somewhere in the hood.
So they've brought that apparatus there and they've asked big mama to get it in there and do her thing so the kids can see what it's really like in the flesh.
unidentified
But yeah, she's all the way to the bottom.
@australiantalk
She's not too buoyed.
unidentified
She doesn't realize to float, you've got to keep oxygen in your lungs.
@australiantalk
So now she has to use the perspex to pull herself back up out of her submerged.
elijah schaffer
Why is everyone saying that my mic volume is low, but some people are saying it's not low?
I don't understand.
@australiantalk
You're a low talker, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
I don't know.
Maybe it's just I'm not projecting.
Usually I project really, really loud.
Is it really?
Is my mic volume low?
Okay, I don't even know.
But that's the thing.
All right.
We can go over to talk about the Holocaust and stuff on the other on Rumble.
@australiantalk
Let's look at the New South Wales Police Commissioner, though.
The other one clip.
So this is pretty amazing.
Yep, there she is.
So this is New South Wales Police Commissioner.
Her name is Karen Webb.
She's people have been calling for her to vacate the position for quite some time because she goes missing a lot and she's not available immediately after incidences of tragedy to comment on them.
And sometimes she'll go days without coming out and explaining what's taken place.
But she's here making comments in regards to information online and who the purveyors of truth are and who Australians must listen to if they want the truth.
Go ahead, Elijah.
elijah schaffer
Someone said both of your mics are lower than the vids.
Okay, well, I don't know what's going on.
unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
Sorry for the mix then.
Here's what she says.
By the way, I saw on the news yesterday they are advertising this locally that, you know, Bishop Mari Mari, the stabbing, everyone saw the guy, the attempted stabbing, has a teenager gone wild.
I literally watched the news.
They were like, teen crime is up.
A teenager attacked a bishop at a church.
unidentified
A teenager yelling, Alu Akbar, Alu Akbar.
elijah schaffer
But it's a teenage crime.
So this is getting put as a teenage.
If it was a white person that attacked a Muslim, it'd be a hate crime.
It'd be all over the news.
We wouldn't stop hearing about it for 10 years.
unidentified
I also want to stress that there is misinformation being communicated across social media and people should not share any of that information.
The source of information should be from police and law enforcement authorities.
And if people have concerns, they should check our websites, our socials.
elijah schaffer
Look, police speak after teen charged.
They're calling him a teen.
unidentified
And any other direct news from law enforcement about current information.
If we have current, credible information about any risk or threat to the community, we will let them know.
We will share that with the community.
So please be assured that police will be the source of truth and not social media and misinformation.
elijah schaffer
Wow.
@australiantalk
Police will be the source of truth.
Imagine telling that to the people who front Black Lives Matter.
elijah schaffer
Police?
This country has some problems.
Okay, we're going to talk about that in the hard process.
@australiantalk
The guys with the guns are going to tell you what the truth is.
elijah schaffer
What happened, Brian?
@australiantalk
Said, I've heard that before.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, they've said that multiple times.
Let's go ahead and let's go waiting screen and we'll see you over at rumble.com/slash slightly offensive.
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We put a preview on Rumble, but it's like a full hour, hour and a half on there.
And when I get back to the U.S. soon, there's going to be more content going up on Censored that's not up there now.
I have a hard drive full of all my old street videos, which someone is going to be uploading weekly to Censored.
So you can catch up on all the, you know, Portland sucks, whatever.
And then I'm planning on making a new video called New York Sucks.
I never made one, but I'm planning on making a new video.
Where am I going to film it?
I don't know.
But let's go ahead and go to the waiting screen.
I'll see you over there.
We're chilling.
It's a Friday night.
See you over at Rumble.
And hello, everyone at Censored.
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