March 2, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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Happy Women’s History Month 2024 | Guest: Australian Talk
Women are apparently supposed to be celebrated just for being born, but what is there to really celebrate? Birth rates are down, marriage rates are down, STDs are up, more girls are on SSRIs than ever, long term relationships aren’t even a thing these days, and the MeToo movement ruined dating & intersex relationships forever. But who’s really at fault? Is it the men for being weak or the women for leaving their God given roles?Show more Plus, we look at how the water is now turning the whales gay, a man who refused to walk on gay stairs, debate what modesty really looks like in females, plus laughing at tons of weird videos
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It looks like there's a married pastor who quit church to become a stripper after coming out as queer, says selling X-rated content on OnlyFans is her new calling.
Inomine patre espiritu sanctis.
I don't even know how to say it.
But it looks like we're going to have to call down God because females are out of control.
And I swear, we just finished Black History Month, which is a very unfortunate period for me because I like to talk about black people all the time if I can help it.
Now, of course, because it is the middle of Black History Month, I want to remind you guys that I have a PSA for black people considering your month is over.
And it's this.
Black History Month is over.
No more having sex with fat white women.
No more soul plane.
No more white sneakers without creases.
Stop being black.
We are all now women.
We are all now trans.
We are all now almost gay when June comes.
My name is Elijah Schaefer.
We've got a hilarious show for you.
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We're going to be talking about Women's History Month and where are women at today, as well as some insane coverage of the new movie, Dune 2.
No spoilers, of course, and lots of miscellaneous videos.
And as we're talking about females, just reminding us how amazing they are.
It is funny, though, if you bring it up on the screen.
You know, I know this is from this is from 2020, but to this day, we're going to continue to laugh at this.
That a married pastor who quit church to become a stripper after coming out as queer says that selling x-rated content on her OnlyFans is her new calling.
And I only brought this up because a couple years ago, we brought this on the show.
We talked about this, and we were laughing.
And I always say this, we were laughing like, oh my gosh, this is so crazy.
Like, what an extreme example of there's no way in hell women would become like this.
I'm not sure she's getting blacked either just yet.
But maybe she'll have a special and she's going to sell all of her subscriptions this year leading up to her gangbang blacked special next Black History Month, Elijah.
Well, let's talk about this because it is Black History Month at the end of it, I should say.
It's Black History Month or the end of Black History Month, which means that we're at Women's Month, particularly black people's favorite pastime, beating the women, having sex with the women.
Obviously, I'm joking, right?
But that's just the truth of it.
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All right, we're talking about Women's History Month.
And sorry about the rough beginning there.
It's just hard to run all this stuff remotely.
We're talking about something really interesting.
You know, women tend to misunderstand what men are about.
They seem to not really understand anything.
And the truth is, I saw this tweet that came up a while ago from a woman named May Lynn.
And she was wanting to teach men a lesson.
And women typically are.
And she said that, you know, she just bought her man some food.
She slept with him.
She gave him the old blowy Joey and then sent him home in an Uber.
Let's see how he liked it.
You know what I mean?
Like women are always trying to teach us about life.
Like, what if I just gave men sex and food and then left them alone?
And I think as we talk about the L's, we're going to talk about some of the wins.
We're going to get into the deep depths of femininity, of womanhood.
I'm just reminding you, this just happened the other day.
Denise Fraser, who we regularly look on on the show every year, said that she had gotten arrested again, although her face wasn't in the video.
What video is she talking about?
She's particularly talking about fornicating with her pit bull.
So they couldn't prove it was her, apparently, which is great.
She got bond out this time, and she says she's being targeted.
She's innocent.
I got arrested.
So this is what I like about females.
And I want to begin our conversation of Women's History Month by looking at the history of females and accountability.
In the fact that a woman films herself having intercourse with a dog, which we're finding out is more common than not.
Then she puts it on the internet.
The police find the video.
They actually arrested her for fornicating with a dog.
She's actually very big on Twitter.
She talks about it regularly.
We'll go to her page in a second.
And she's a victim in all this.
Isn't that crazy that no matter what situation a woman is involved in, whether it's sexual, whether it's fornicating with a dog, they're somehow never at fault at all.
And it's 100% always the guy's fault.
They didn't even know it was rape until years later.
They didn't even know.
You know, that's so crazy.
Assault is such a problem in our country that women don't even know it happened until a decade later when they get drunk with their friends and their friends convince them they got assaulted.
One thing that came to mind because I was unaware of this girl obviously making love to her dog, which is outrageous.
Maybe there's no guys in her town.
But so there's cops and the cops have child exploitation units.
So some cops are designated to trolling the internet trying to look for perpetrators, which is understandable.
You know, good luck to all of those cops.
And let's hope they catch all the guys incarcerate all the ones that are harming children.
But I'm now feeling for the poor cops who aren't elevated to that level.
They don't get to look at human porn online or sorry, human child exploitation.
Instead, they're checking out bestiality.
They're bestiality specialists.
Now, when they were asking, hey, what do you like to be when you grow up?
And they're like, I want to be a cop.
And they're like, cool.
Did they ever believe they would be placed into a specialized unit where their job every single day would be about them going online and looking at girls having sex with their dogs?
I don't really know how you would search that, right?
I don't think that's really a searchable term.
But I did when I was younger, when the internet was more fair and free, and when like you would just like, your friends would be like, dude, check this out.
Here's a woman having intercourse with a horse.
It was pretty disturbing.
But I do know that there's pretty commonly young boys are having intercourse with goats and donkeys in a lot of countries, including in South America.
But I brought this up because, you know, besides accountability, we're just looking at an overview.
I want to remind you that women are also not only never at fault, but they're extremely funny.
Here's an account called Two Moms, which is about lesbians.
This woman looks like Grimace from the McDonald's character.
And she made a silly video to remind us to celebrate Women's History Month beginning to just crack us up a little bit.
You know what I mean?
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Taste the biscuit.
Taste the goodness of the biscuit.
Taste that honey sauce.
Taste the goodness of the biscuit with that honey sauce.
So I think what we've concluded is we're looking at the history of women, and we know that their victims never cause any of the problems, even though they're responsible for like up to over 70% of the abuse cases in relationships and probably 100% of HR complaints that could have been avoided.
Consistently, when you see a man having problems in his career, there's usually a woman fucking it up somewhere in there.
Oftentimes what women can't build, they destroy.
They get bitter, especially as they get older and barren.
And or they become fat lesbians.
And then the craziest part is that, you know, some would say a female comic is in and of itself a, you know, it's an oxymoron, right?
It's not real.
But I just got to say, when I watched this, my hope in women was restored because I realized they're actually pretty funny looking.
I feel like you need a man involved in the biscuit making process to get some honey sauce on it, would you not?
Or is that just like secretions?
That's disgusting, but it's possible.
Get the honey sauce on my biscuit.
Really, there's no, there's no direction for tonight's show besides discussing Women's History Month because there's a lot of news that we'll get into later.
We will talk about, but I just wanted to get into it.
Somebody else said you could barely hear it on the YouTube side of that video.
You can barely hear it.
You can't hear anything.
They apparently, I know this is crazy, but women aren't very good with technical sound processing either.
But it is what it is.
So we're talking about Women's History Month and we're getting into this.
But I kind of want to, I want to ask you a question about what we do with women today.
This woman shared this in women's posting her L's.
That one time on a date, I told a guy that I had an OnlyFans and he walked out.
Later that night, he subscribed and he sent the photos to my mom.
Is what do you do if you're on a date and well, let's go with casual dating.
So if you're a Christian, you're already kind of looking to sin.
Well, I think the thing about this too, when it comes to like the idea of sending the pictures to their mom, like I don't think you have to actually send the nudes to someone's parents.
Like, I get the guys doing this, like sending it to the father, but like, you don't need to send a vagina to the dad because I don't, your grown daughter's private parts, you don't need to be seeing those as a dad.
Now, obviously, it's a mom, so it's a little different.
Like, I mean, I'd probably be mad if like somebody sent, you know, my son's dick pics to either me or my wife, because I'd be mad that he was sending them if he did.
And he won't, because he's a saint.
But, but the reality is, is like, yeah, I think there's a way you could send them without, you know, you at least could crop them out, right?
And just be like, hey, your daughter's a whore.
But I also got to bring the respect back into this of like, why is it that women, again, with the accountability issue, is like, it's like, he's bad for sending my pictures to my parents.
You're the one creating pornography.
You're the one out there on the internet.
But that's the problem with the victimhood thing.
And I bring this up regularly because I've been involved in situations like this and many guys have.
Where you're in situations and you're looking and you're like, okay, maybe I like share a little fault in this situation, but I didn't do anything like illegal or wrong.
And then you find out that, you know, the way that a girl tells the story, this happened to me in high school too.
One time in high school, I got accused of committing a crime against a girl when I wasn't even in the same city.
And the police came and everything.
And it was like, we were not even in the same city.
And it ended up getting investigated that we weren't in the same city, but she made this shit up.
Turned out she did it to another guy too.
And I've experienced this from when I was young of the insanity of females somehow creating these scenarios to where they're victims because they cannot accept responsibility.
That's why you don't argue with a female because you can't win.
The best thing to do is just try to just understand where a female is coming from, explain that you get how they feel.
Because if you try to bring logic up into an argument with a female, it really doesn't go anywhere.
It'll just open up other things.
Because the moment you're right in argument A, they bring up argument B, C, and D.
Now we're talking about shit that happened in 2018 because I just beat you in the conversation about what happened yesterday, which you said you were mad about.
But now we're arguing about some shit I did five years ago.
And that's how you lose.
Because no matter what, they'll find a way to get out of you winning.
Am I wrong on that?
Because I feel like I'm right.
You're never going to really win an argument with a woman.
Yeah, they used to be pretty good at weaving things, but they had a needle and thread in their hands and they would make clothing.
But nowadays, they just weave stories in their minds and it's all about how can I blame him?
How can I get him to grovel?
How can I get him to apologize?
They don't like you to forget.
They won't let you forget.
But they also have a vivid imagination and they're willing to make up things.
Even if you're not present with them, they'll say you were there and you did it, even if you're in a different city.
It's the spirit of Lilith at work, Elijah.
The spirit of Lilith resides inside them.
It's not always dormant.
And some are encouraged to, you know, really partake in that type of accusation because their friends encourage them.
They love having it over guys.
Some girls love having it over guys.
Not all, but some do.
And they delight in making guys suffer.
They think it's empowering for themselves.
But yeah, man, I would say maybe you could launch a case against her for a false accusation because too many times guys just take it and they say, okay, whatever.
Yeah, she's crazy.
The bitch is crazy.
But these girls need to suffer repercussions.
There's so many times when guys are falsely accused of doing things against girls and they're then incarcerated.
And even after they're found innocent through an appeals process, or maybe some lawyer takes a particular interest in their case and is able to have them taken out of prison.
At that point, they'll then go back and ask the accuser, the girl who made up the story, who fabricated the lies about the man to destroy his life.
Do you feel bad about doing this?
And they're like, no, I don't feel bad at all.
He deserved it.
So there's a payback element to it as well.
But yeah, I don't think it's a good idea, mate.
I don't think it's a good idea for girls to make false accusations because eventually, when something terrible does happen to them, when they try to make accusations and they try to appeal people for help, people might not listen.
Well, I think that's why the whole Me Too movement like fell apart is because it's just like so much of this stuff was like, oh, and then, you know, he, you know, even with the media mogul stuff, it was like, okay, so you let him have sex with you and then you went and then you ran and then you made movies, Jennifer Lawrence.
And then all of a sudden, now you're a victim, but you did take the exchange.
Same thing goes with the Vince, is that Vince McMahon, the guy in charge of WWE, right?
She accepted gifts and they pooped on her face, apparently, which is really weird.
Pooping on people's face is a really weird fetish that I don't think I'm involved in or I've ever even thought about, but that's very weird.
So he pooped on her face and she was getting gifts and tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars of like lavish trips and stuff.
And then she decided one day when the gifts stopped that she was sexually abused.
And I feel like that's really wrong for people because if you were sexually abused, why were you accepting gifts?
And why did you not report it for as long as you were getting money?
And I saw a message today about that, about how women don't mind being sexualized as long as they're getting paid for it.
OnlyFans is the exact thing.
Like we switch narratives.
Every women's history month, there's a new narrative.
First, it's Me Too.
Then it's we don't like being sexualized.
Now being sexualized is freedom as long as you're getting money and it's empowerment.
It's like almost like maybe women can't make up their minds and don't know what they want.
That's also because they recognize that their pussy is now a commodity.
And some girls are using that commodity to attain a lifestyle.
Yeah, the whole Vince McMahon stuff, that's crazy.
We haven't really touched upon that on the show previously.
We could do like 10 shows just on that.
If you just read what the accusations are alone, if you read the documents that have been put before the court, you'll be absolutely astonished.
One element of that story that I've never understood, and maybe people in the chat would be able to explain it to me.
So Vince supposedly did, yeah, take a dump on her head in the middle of a threesome with his buddy.
So him and his buddy were meant to be having a threesome with her.
Vince dumps on her head.
It's, I believe it wasn't solid.
And so it was running everywhere all through her hair and all down her back.
Then Vince left, went to the shower to clean himself up, but he told his mate to keep on hitting it.
And for the next 45 minutes, the accusation is that his mate kept on hitting it, even though she was drenched and covered in it like she'd been visited by a Pajit.
So like it's amazing, man.
Like I can't even fathom how some of these circumstances come about.
But I do know that Vince McMahon has recently spent quite a bit of time in the Middle East.
The WWE has been over there doing events in Saudi Arabia.
And we all know about certain girls from Instagram that get flown over on private jets and are used by certain people in that region of the world for money, for gifts, and they do horrific things to them.
And I think people in the chat always, when you talk about females, it's funny.
They always wonder, is he talking about a girl in my life or whatever?
And I'm talking about all females.
It seems relatable.
Because like I saw this video, right, of a Russian Orthodox singer, and it's very interesting.
She actually was out here.
Go to my screen.
I don't know why I think it's just keep playing here, but check this out.
So I put up this video and I said, you know, the female Western mind cannot comprehend this.
Because what it was is, is I want to bring up two angles.
So I put this up because it's a very beautiful woman and she's getting her beauty from her face.
She's obviously a very talented singer.
I don't know if this is Ukrainian or Russian.
I imagine it's Russian.
She's Orthodox.
She's very clearly in all of her videos, very modestly dressed, very naturally, you know, attractive.
Her hair isn't even like weird colors with extensions.
It's just very conservatively brought back in a ponytail.
And I was saying this because, you know, it's like, it's crazy that women could possibly look attractive and actually almost like be hot without being naked and twerking to black people music.
Like, that's what's in crutch, what's crazy about this.
And before I even get into the criticisms of people who I feel like take things too far, what is your take on this?
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All right, it's Women's History Month and we're talking about how women are doing.
I wanted to get into a really interesting conversation here.
Again, this is sort of like a shit stream and I find it to be very interesting.
Unlike some people who choose to remember things and maybe it didn't even happen.
Who knows?
But Dune 2 was the sequel to Dune.
And it was actually a fairly good movie.
The only problem that I found with the film, other than it being about an hour too long, Kez loved it, was people trying to say Zendaya is attractive.
Now, if you can go to my screen here for a second, this is what I love.
So, like, Zendaya and Tom Holland, this is a very rare time I talk about Hollywood.
They're supposed to be like the Hollywood it couple.
Now, I don't know if things have just changed since I've been a kid and things are different, but this is Zendaya at her best, and I have bigger breasts than her.
And to me, she just looks like a mongrel.
Like, she doesn't look attractive.
I don't know what it is with white guys falling for these like little like Tootsie roles, but I don't, is it a racial thing?
Is it a generational thing?
What is it about this person that people find and again, if this is my friend's girlfriend, whatever, that's cool.
Yeah, but we're talking about they paint her as being the hottest celebrity.
This is what I mean.
I don't see it, man.
I don't, I don't, I don't get it.
And Tom Holland looks like a thumb, and then like Timothy Jalame, the guy from the movie, looks like a lizard.
In the entire movie, I felt like I was watching CP in the fact that they put this 12-year-old boy that just swam across the Rio Grande River, and he's like with a tube in his nose.
And I don't mind, like, I'm ugly, so I'm in politics.
So politics is Hollywood for ugly people.
She should get a job in political media.
She's just like, because like, dude, the girls that are in political media are actually ugly.
No, no, but what makes me laugh the most is like most white nationalists and white supremacists that I meet are like actually super into Asians and brown women.
And that's a really weird thing because they're all like the cure the white race and but they're like fucking brown and Asian chicks all the time.
And I mean, look, I don't, you can have sex with whoever you want, marry whoever you want.
That's not, that's not that important to me.
The point is, I think it's funny when you're like all like, what's the cure the white race?
We need to be a white nationalist country.
And it's like you are trying to reproduce with non-white people.
It's just always funny to me that the trad wives that they have are Asian and brown.
And that's fine.
If you're into that, that's fine.
A lot of guys, white guys have yellow fever.
There's a lot of attractive Asians out there.
There's a lot of attraction, attractive Castizas.
I'm not speaking out against that.
get fat as well yes but i'm saying but the zendaya is not even an attractive yeah There are attractive Hispanic girls, especially Latinas.
yeah here we go i just saved the i just saved the okay so we have nowadays girls who are born naturally with f's they're normally encouraged to go and get a breast A breast production.
What I don't realize is that because you're at the gun club with her, that means you're a gun enthusiast.
And if you're actually having to sit down and watch another guy do his very best on her body in front of you, you might be the type of guy that'll pull out your gun and say, I can't deal with this anymore and take them both out.
I love how this show sometimes just devolves into like nothing, but we're going in this direction.
Emmeline, this is Emmeline.
I feel like we know this.
See, Emmeline is a Nepo baby.
It's nepotism, by the way, guys, meaning it's like her life is already built for her from her dad, which I actually am.
I'm for that.
I think Nepo babies are good.
I just don't think that your daughter, like, I think what would be really cool is to set your daughter up with like a business or something, like a bakery.
Also to the chat, yeah, we've muted Grant, who's being a total homo in the chat.
Just if you're annoying in the chat, we'll just mute you for the stream.
You can always come back to the next stream, but if you're being gay, there's lots of streams you can go be gay on, and they'll actually celebrate you.
But on this one, stop being annoying fag.
Liz, who's here, here's Liz.
Liz deadlifts so heavy, she pees on the floor, records her workouts with a tripod.
Of course, I'm full natty.
Look, dude, I think we have to make this discussion here.
Fit women are very attractive.
Muscular women is a fetish.
Like, if you're in a muscular woman, it's a way to be gay without having to actually have sex with men.
It's like, I'm sorry that like every day my YouTube gets hit with something new and it's falling, it falls apart and we're working on our rumble, but for some reason, rumble numbers are low for everyone right now.
And so we're just talking about women because we can.
Yeah, but if you remove gay people, because people go, oh, well, gays only are a few percent of the population, but the amount of sex they have, apparently they're having almost comparable amounts of sex to straight people because of the frequency.
So they're having 3%, but they're having like 1,200% more sex per person.
Well, you always find guys that end up leaving their wives because they are secretly gay.
You find out their relationships were sexless for a while before then, and the woman stopped putting out and then they end up going and hooking up with dudes at bathhouses and stuff.
That's real.
That's like real, real stuff.
So I feel like there's sexual dysfunction related to that, right?
There's a little bit of like, it's kind of like prison, right?
And that's why she's married and she'll stay married.
That's literally where she is.
So that's where it's at.
So don't forget about that.
But also, it's like kind of ridiculous because we were fake fighting on the show and people think, people still think that me and Dave Rubin really fought on a show.
And that was a joke, too.
So you guys got to be around the show longer.
But anyway, I do appreciate it.
Someone said Richard Raphael's Talks ranks the best new podcast of all time.
You know, you can tell a girl sucks when she can't give a good hand job.
That's always means a girl's not into dick very much.
That's a really, I mean, lack for better words.
Like, girls that can't give a really good hand job.
It's not a good thing because realistically as a guy, you don't need sex all the time.
You just need to get off, right, guys?
Like, that's what it is.
So sometimes you just need your wife to give you a blowjob or a hand job, but sometimes they're not going to want to give you a blowjob because whatever reason, maybe you're dirty, whatever's happened.
So she's got to be good at giving hand jobs or what's the point?
You can teach, but I think that it's like you just have to tell a woman how to teach a baby to latch onto their breast to drink milk and then they just get it.
It's like they should just get it.
And if they're not getting it, then they don't care and they're not trying because women get what they want and they do what they want to do.
And so you have to make sure a woman knows that you need sex.
Like I have really bad advice on this, but it's like it's like, it's kind of like, I guess my best advice to somebody would be if you're like with a woman and your wife is consistently denying you sex or denying you things, then like, don't just go in the bathroom and masturbate and like hide it and go look at porn.
Let her join the party.
Do that shit in front of her.
Like, you know, I saw one comment that made me laugh.
He was like, shit, my wife denies me sexual intercourse.
I'm drinking off right in front of her looking at her best friend's picture.
Like she's been a no, but don't do that.
I'm not, I'm not recommending.
That's horrible.
But I'm more saying it as a joke of like, do what you got to do, but don't, don't, don't accept non-sexual interactions unless there's very specific times.
There's only three now that I have in my head where denial of sex is okay.
One, of course, is right after pregnancy or right before pregnancy, like, you know, like just when it's right about to happen, like the week before and the weeks after, because they obviously tear and stuff.
So it's too painful to have sex.
Plus you're tired and you want to kill yourself from the screaming as a man.
Number two, the other time that's totally okay on their period.
Someone said if the sex dried up, drop the divorce papers.
No, dude, you've got to like work on the sex, right?
You've got to work on it.
Yeah.
So you've got to work on that.
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and we're back here with australian talk ben and we are in the studio We are talking, we are discussing what's going on.
So, we're talking about women, and I found this video of this mom who was really mad because her son got in the way of her trying to make money on OnlyFans.
He was getting in the way of her peak time.
Let's go and let's watch this video.
Her son cock blocked her from getting more cock.
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Oh, I am so pissy today, just downright motherfuckers today.
I had to come up here.
I had to come up here at fucking 11 o'clock in the afternoon.
That's prime time.
That's prime time on OnlyFans because she struggles to.
But listen, so that's partly why I'm cranky, but I'm cranky because my child, my child is 10.
I had to come up to the school and I had to pick him up.
Why?
Why did I have to fucking pick this kid up?
I had to pick this kid up because he's a man.
Okay, he's a little man and he's got a weak ass stomach like fucking most men do.
So, somebody busted ass in the library.
He threw up not one time, not two times, but three times in the library.
Fucking the literally, the nurse calls and she's like, You're gonna have to come pick up your son.
Pick out vomited three times in the library, like actress style, all over the place.
Why?
He's not even sick.
Um, some kid farted next to him and he said that it made his stomach feel bad.
So I have to interrupt my day block.
What?
That's some bullshit.
And I was like, does he have to pick her up?
Like, can we, can it be like an hour?
Can we like work something out?
And he was like, he needs to be picked up immediately because he threw up.
He threw up because he has a weak stomach.
What about the kid who busted ass so fucking bad that he cleared out an entire goddamn library?
That seems like a problem.
He seems like he should get some medical attention.
Not my kid.
Not my kid who's just got a weak stomach.
Damn.
It's not.
I'm going to Kool-Aid man through.
I'm going to Kool-Aid man through the side of a wall today.
People just keep talking about my Zion, who it is.
Um, but the whole thing about this is like with moms, I think this is where I kind of see a lot of the similarities between uh blacks and females in terms of like we're supposed to just celebrate them, right?
It's Women's History Month, and it's like, dude, let's celebrate good women in our lives, let's give shout out to the solid females who live in our midst and who do what's good, who do what's right, who do what's loving.
And let's not give a shout out to the females who suck.
And most women today suck.
So I've decided, like, you know, obviously, I can't legally say I'll never hire or work with a female ever again.
But if that was legal to say, maybe I would say it, but I would never say it.
So don't ever say on a show that you should never hire or work with a woman again because in the end, they're just fucking idiots and you just don't want to deal with their bullshit.
I literally have hired so many men who are like equally as bullshit or worked with people, but they're just not victims, right?
So, so the point of this is like, it's like you're because they're told there to be celebrated.
And this woman's like out there, she puts us on the internet.
This is why I'm bringing this up.
Yeah, she puts us on the internet because she literally thinks she's right.
I'm trying to show my pussy to people, and it's the middle of the damn day, and he's got to be a little bitch.
It's like, your son's a child, and you think that your son is a loser because he's a child and that he's getting in the way of your whoring activities.
You know how many females think like that in the workplace?
I've met so many women who are like, it's like, ah, my son's sick.
I know this is a pharmacy and you went to school for a long time to be a pharmacist, but also no guy gives a fuck about your job as a woman.
And honestly, most women are just hired because of equal opportunity and they have to be hired in a workplace so that they don't get there's quotas, so that companies don't get in trouble with their shareholders and or with their the the, the government yeah, but everybody knows in a workplace, like women just don't perform as the job capabilities.
They take all their sick time, they don't show up as often as men, they regularly have headaches, stomach aches.
Excuses that women are making the hr complaints, that women are causing the problems.
They cause the drama.
Like men know this all and we all have to just be quiet and pretend like it's not happening.
But it's like.
It's weird though, that today women are like this and it's not even like respectable work anymore.
It's not like they're like, oh, i'm a pharmacist and i'm this.
It's like they're mad because they can't be whores for money, like isn't that just?
I don't.
It's just.
It's weird because I feel like it just wasn't like this 10 years ago.
Like, what I noticed is, is that the majority of advice that I seem to see on the internet about men and women and marriage and relationships are from unmarried people without kids.
And there's nothing more dangerous than an unmarried childless woman.
I want to bring up a stat here that I think is really interesting.
So it turns out, wow, okay.
Well, it turns out that women actually are the reason why we are in the position we're in in terms of voting.
So this chart got released.
If you can go to my screen here, Brian, by marital status.
So in terms of married men, of course, two-thirds of married men vote Republican because one-third of married men are closeted homosexuals.
The married women, obviously the majority vote Republican because they just typically vote the way their husbands vote.
Women just copy men's politics.
Unmarried men still about half vote Republican.
And the reason why is because the other half are just trying to get goth pussy.
You know what I mean?
So they're like, they're just like, yeah, I love fucking gay people and shit.
And it's like, come on.
Because there's a lot of hot liberal chicks.
I mean, they're banging, bro.
Like out in like California, New York, there's hot, hot women.
It's true.
And so, you know, they're going for that.
But in the unmarried women category here, Democrats, obviously, that's seven out of 10, right?
So unmarried women, just unmarried women are emotional.
And so that's what's funny.
You see all these like right-wing girls now talking about, you know, you don't want women to vote.
You don't, you want to end.
You just don't want to win elections.
No, I want to actually win elections.
And I don't want women to vote because a man, you could just have that when a woman's married that their vote counts for two.
That's really simple, man.
Once a woman's married, it's a good solution.
Their family gets two votes.
The man gets two votes for two adults in the household.
And I wouldn't even be opposed that if he has adult woman daughters until they get married, he gets their votes too.
I wouldn't even mind that.
That he has women and when they turn 18, he gets their votes in the family until they get married.
And those votes go to the other man.
That's a real solution.
And the girl's like, well, why?
Why do you want that?
The fact you have to ask why when I can just show you the statistics and the fact that that doesn't change your mind, the fact that the mainstream right-wing women that are out, the commentators, their minds are not changed by the facts on voting.
Yeah, that's why you shouldn't vote because you still think that your experience dictates the overall trend.
So I look at the overall trend and I realize that women voting is a net negative on society.
And universally speaking, obviously some women could make good leaders.
Some women could, you know, in history have been landowners or there are dynasties and families.
Okay, that's exceptions to the rule.
But just women in general being involved in leadership rules, women in general.
You know, I think the Bible is clear that when women start to lead, it's a sign of judgment on the people because it means that there's something wrong with the men.
And there is an allegiance between the unmarried women and the gay men.
And they radicalize each other as well.
And they're pointing the finger at anyone who isn't them.
So it's almost peer pressure that they wish to continue that on.
They want to become dominant in the overall culture.
But we don't need them to be that because we need babies.
We need babies and we need women to not just be baby factories, but we need them to want to be mothers.
And gay men obviously can't be mothers.
And there's women out there that want to act as though, oh, they'll be an ally for gay men and they'll be a female influence with gay men who are trying to raise children and all this nonsense.
It's all backward, Elijah.
We're spiraling out of control and it's to the detriment of the West.
This stuff doesn't happen in the Islamic world.
And this stuff doesn't happen in the majority of African nations as well.
There's a clear distinction between the roles of men and women.
And certain things are tolerated and other things are not tolerated.
Now, we can bridge that gap and we could actually have the best of both worlds.
But to do so, we need them to be married in the first place, my man.
And I think that's a shocking statistic as well that shows the breakdown of, well, who is going to vote this way?
Who's going to vote that way?
And it actually demonstrates to us this is how we're in the trouble we're in now.
They've got to be walked down the aisle.
They've got to be walked down the aisle early.
Then they won't lose their minds.
They won't become angry and they won't want retribution on the world.
Men get into three sums because they're horny, which is why men would prefer two women because they're horny.
But women would like two, you know, two men, not because they're horny, but because they want two men completely obsessed with their body and touching and rubbing them.
And they want the obsession.
They want the attention of multiple men.
It's like absorbing the energy, right?
It's like Dragon Ball Z, like sucking the life force out of people.
And so it is different.
And so it's not that women don't get horny and men don't like attention.
It's just that like what ultimately they value.
Like men, most men are in political media for the money and most women are in it for the followers.
And so women are so concerned that everyone likes them.
And I don't meet a lot of men who give a fuck.
I mean, the only reason why men will try to get people to like them is because they're trying to make money.
Well, it certainly is because I've seen it come in different shades and sometimes it's longer than what it is and everything like that.
That's not a perm job.
Her hair isn't naturally like that.
She rolls with different ones all of the time.
Now, I guess in her defense, she does have much better wigs than Joy Reed.
But at the end of the day, man, yeah, she's a corrosive and destructive force for your country.
And she's not doing a good thing.
And yeah, I think the way to fix it is for somebody at the press conference simply to hand her a Bible and get her to swear on the Bible that everything she is going to respond to, being the line of questions, are true and accurate.
And she'll be unable to do so.
And then the whole house of cards just falls apart.
So like the thing about the blacks is that they have a behavior that is like so predictable and repeated that you almost don't know if you're watching a new video or an old one.
Propaganda just means I'm creating information to try to change people's minds towards an ideology that I believe is correct that I think they're wrong.
So I do work with the establishment.
And I love how media matters and stuff always points that out.
Like, Elijah still works with the GOP.
Yeah, because you guys are fucking idiotic, bitch-ass motherfuckers, and you don't realize that the GOP needs help, okay?
And they need people to help them get the people voting for them.
And I've got to help them with my expertise, right?
I just got to figure out why people are not getting booked or what's going on because apparently Devin Stack was supposed to be on tonight, but he wasn't.
Next week because we messed up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I think it's more mostly because my booker is in another country.
So it's very hard to communicate on my end because I'm on a different time schedule.
So I start conversations with people and it just gets thrown off.
Here we go.
Here's this.
I think we're supposed to have another guest here today is what happened, but they canceled.
Often, I hear leaders talk about providing everyone with dignity and respect like it's an aspirational goal.
That's not good enough.
Dignity and respect is the bare minimum.
It's the floor of where we can be.
We must set our sights higher and focus on intentional inclusivity because there are still far too many people out there, not just LGBTQ individuals, that feel marginalized, shut out, or discriminated against.
So for all of you out there, I ask you to set out your symbols of pride, share your pronouns in your email, particularly if you're a person who doesn't think they need to.
Initiate difficult conversations about racial and gender barriers and share a bit of your vulnerability in a way that draws others in.
You all have the power to take intentionally inclusive actions to ensure the multiple perspectives that we know make us stronger as we devise winning warfighting strategies get heard.
But this other show is, I have a call with them on Monday.
They want me to start it up here.
And then the gateway really, Gateway Punt wants to expand in a way that I can't do here.
They want to start some things, they want to expand the show into this whole thing that I'm doing with them because it's doing really, really well, they said.
I don't know where they get the metrics from.
I guess the audio or whatever, whatever it is, it's doing well.
And they want to expand that too.
But the thing is about all this stuff is like, I just don't really know if I even believe in the Republican Party or if I really even believe that we have a political way out of this stuff.
Like part of me feels like it's going to be through blood that we're going to do.
Someone said we have, sorry, someone said we have 20 minutes for the show.
No, we need to get off.
We just need to get off right now.
We need to get off for now.
We need to go because he's texting me.
We need to go.
However, I will tell you guys, big boy show.
What does he want of me for a big boy?
We have to do it.
Get good.
get the nuda and do get please so we have to get the big boy show what i meant is like you know my transition is not from homosexuality to straight as i'm already gay my transition is actually just the fact of like i have to sometimes act like a mature intellectual and have conversations without saying like and uh and then also addressing people like hello sir what an interesting conversation we're having and it paid they're gonna pay really well so So it might be worth it.
But I just like to make content for the hell of it, not for the money.
So we'll see.
Because sometimes it gets tiring when you're just doing interviews that don't go anywhere.
I hope it'll work out well and we find a good solution as I'd love to make some big boy shows.
What a big boy.
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