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Feb. 17, 2024 - Slightly Offensive - Elijah Schaffer
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To PROTECT & SERVE? This Kansas City Story Just Got CRAZIER | GUEST: Australian Talk

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elijah schaffer
It is Friday night and the cost of living is so damn expensive in Australia.
I can't afford t-shirts anymore.
Damn, the world's getting crazy.
It's so crazy that I'm reminded that we can't rely on anybody these days.
You know, I saw this video from the shooting over in Kansas, and I was like, man, can we rely on anybody anymore?
And apparently not.
Check out what the cops were doing during the shooting.
It was our last episode, by the way.
And thank God for police officers stepping up, not in the line of duty, but to the line for the ultimate battle, a dance battle.
Yeah, well, some shots were fired there in those amazing dance moves, but he wasn't there to protect anyone, which is why we're having a special episode today where we're looking at all the insanity with my favorite guest and co-host, Ben Australia Talk.
It is approximately 10.05 p.m. Eastern Time in the United States.
Let's begin the show.
We're back.
Sorry, that was a double scream.
I have decided that today, for some reason, since I'm at my house, that we're just going shirtless today.
It's a shirtless Friday for no other reason.
I've no other reason for this, just because today's topics are so outlandish.
My guest today, Ben Australia Talk, welcome back to the show.
@australiantalk
Thank you, Elijah.
It's an honor and a privilege.
I'm your favorite, Elijah.
Wow, imagine that.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, we do love it.
So, Ben, obviously, we're talking about this.
You know, I've been watching a little update about what's going on in the country, and I'm damn well impressed because people are doing a lot of things in the United States.
Some of those things are not what they're supposed to be doing.
But when you see stuff like this, you know, and you see officers when there's a shooting right nearby and they are protecting and they are definitely serving, if you know what I mean, it gives me hope for the country to remember, hey, you might end up dead, but at least there was a show on the way out.
@australiantalk
Well, he's protecting and serving the pop and lock.
Now, at least in his defense, because he is wearing a badge, he is not popping caps in homies' asses.
He is simply popping and locking.
Is he getting his crip walk on there as well?
elijah schaffer
Yeah.
He's dropping it low.
So what's funny is like he's getting bodies while the shooters were getting bodies.
And that's what I'm saying, man.
I mean, look, you cannot stop a black man from dancing like that, which is why we're going to be talking about this and so much more on this episode of Nightly Offensive.
Just to let you guys know, this is a pre-recorded episode, which is why we're adding, you know, I spice his ass.
We're adding, you know, confetti.
We're doing everything that we can.
We got lighters.
We're like getting ghetto.
We're going to smoke crack at the end of the show.
We might do illicit drugs.
We have a transgender shriveled penis that was cut off in surgery on the show.
There's a lot going on and so much more.
But the super chats will be read at the end of the show by Mike.
He's going to read them on locals and can address them in the chat as well.
So if you don't want to send super chats, you don't have to.
But if you do, we are greatly appreciative of it.
But, you know, when it comes to the shooting, you know, I want to touch base on this because there was a mass shooting.
Nobody's talking about it because why?
We talked about this on Wednesday.
Nobody would be talking about this.
What was the reason why no one would talk about the mass shooting at the Super Bowl party there, Ben?
Do you know why?
@australiantalk
Well, because they were teens and it was mutual combat.
And therefore, we can put our fears to the side and we can sleep peacefully tonight because there isn't an issue with not white nationalists in the United States.
This was mutual combat by teens.
elijah schaffer
Yes, by teenagers.
But one TikToker actually decided that he was going to find out what the real source of this was.
And, you know, race plays a factor in literally every other issue, but not in this.
Do you know who was at fault for this?
He blamed Republicans.
Listen.
unidentified
So a fucking mass shooting literally just happened at the Chiefs Super Bowl victory parade.
Thank you, fucking Fox News.
I wonder which fucking side of people got their whole base whipped up into a frenzy because they were mad about Taylor Swift.
I have no idea who these people were that shot this thing up, but I can take a fucking wild guess.
This is such fucking bullshit.
This is why we need to vote these fucking MAGA people out of our fucking country.
This is bullshit.
It shows that there's at least one dead, eight to ten people shot.
And this is not over football.
This was over politics.
I fucking guarantee it.
@australiantalk
Oh, yeah.
unidentified
Fuck MAGA and fuck you idiots who support Donald Trump.
elijah schaffer
All right, it's got to be a joke.
I'm going to get your take on this.
Was this a parody?
It has to be a parody.
@australiantalk
Well, he does seem almightily gay.
Aside from that, man, he's saying that these people who didn't perpetrate the crime are, of course, responsible for perpetrating the crime.
And this is what we see quite often.
The mainstream media has acted accordingly and they've put the story to bed because there's nothing to tell here.
Now, that guy looks a little bit whitewashed.
I'm sure if he did some ancestry testing on where he came from, he'll possibly find out that his family was actually in the slavery business.
He's wearing a Black Lives Matter hat.
I think he's virtual signaling because when he walks down the street, he can pass as a Mexican.
elijah schaffer
He can.
And I don't know if, I don't know what's a joke anymore.
And that's the problem and the topic for today.
I don't know what's a joke.
I don't know why we're, why am I shirtless?
Why did we go through with this?
I don't even know why.
You know, we will get there, by the way.
One day I'll have my dream body, but it's not today.
Now you can just dream of my body because we're talking about something more graphic.
You're talking about my body.
We're talking about getting wet and wild.
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unidentified
All right.
elijah schaffer
I love that.
I love that.
We're only going to have a couple more of those ads, but we're going, we're going.
My energy's up.
So we're going to talk about some crazy stories today.
@australiantalk
Yeah, man.
elijah schaffer
So it was on Wednesday.
And I ended up having an Orthodox Jew on the show.
Logic.
And we got along.
And that's what I want to remind people.
Perhaps we were all made to get along from the very beginning.
All it's going to take is just some honest conversation, a piece of toast with blueberry, cinnamon, ginger jam, and an open mind.
But I want to talk about the idea of the utter state of romance in the world today.
We're going to talk about women a little bit, get into men, and we're going to have an open and just a fun episode today.
It is not a shit show, but it may turn into one.
Sargon of Akkad shared this one video, and he said this, Ben.
He said this.
One thing our culture fails to properly inform you is that relationships are things that you must put years of time and effort to build.
And you are on a time limit.
Prepare when you are young for the future you want to have when you are mature.
There is no shortcut.
And I want to focus today on the idea that people think that there's shortcuts in life, but we've got to get back to the show of encouraging people to just take the hard road, to do what hurts.
Sometimes you have to punish yourself so that you know what you're capable of.
We have an epidemic of women who are entering into their 30s and 40s with no children.
By the way, she's over.
She's pretty freaking hot for being over 40.
Am I wrong?
@australiantalk
Yeah, she's worth smashing.
elijah schaffer
You could smash her.
That would be a sweet thing, as well as smash some apple and cinnamon into apple butter jam.
Delicious on.
Dude, I'm going to do so many fake plugs for this.
Actually, you should buy it, but I just like it a lot.
I like the person who runs the company.
Watch this video.
Here's the state of women today.
Woman after 40 to find a boyfriend.
I have no children.
Well, there'll be 30 next year.
unidentified
No marriage, no child.
elijah schaffer
I'm already here.
unidentified
I'm turning 30.
Now I'm married or child.
It's easy to say, but it's never said.
I guess I gotta.
All right.
@australiantalk
Damn it.
elijah schaffer
It's a good moment, though.
Let's also start before we even acknowledge us to do smash or pass game here.
Smash or pass.
@australiantalk
Smash.
elijah schaffer
Smash or pass.
@australiantalk
I'm taking a day off.
elijah schaffer
Smash or pass.
@australiantalk
Day off.
elijah schaffer
Smash or pass.
@australiantalk
I'm on vacation.
elijah schaffer
Okay, we know why some of these girls might be 39 and single.
But look, we are in a position of lies, dude.
And I really does, it really does alarm me.
I actually watch this video as much as we have fun on the show and we do make fun of things.
I genuinely did feel sad watching this because it's a sad state of affairs.
Well, yeah, because people think that consequences, they can outpace consequences, right?
You can just take a pill and get rid of your excess weight, that you can just go out in the world and that you can change.
You can have whatever life you want.
You're never going to expire.
You're a badass bitch and you can't let no one tell you how to live.
But the truth is, is that yes, is the grass always greener?
Absolutely.
If you're in a long-term relationship, is it possible that you grow tired of it?
Is it possible that the person pisses you off?
Yes, we call that marriage.
But also on the flip side, realize that, you know, just like everything that's good in life comes with some pain.
You know, it's going to be really hard in the first couple of years to raise a kid, but you don't not have children because it's difficult.
It's going to be really hard in a relationship sometimes to build, but it's the value, the product at the end, the bond and the unity and the partnership matters.
We live in a culture of immediate gratification, immediate satisfaction.
And then when people are faced with the consequences, they take no accountability.
We also call those people women, but we can call them modern people as well.
But there is this idea of women wanted the world that men had, and they didn't realize the amount of consequences that we face to get that world, the amount of blood that we shed, the amount of sacrifice that we make and the pain that we carry.
And they're just not cut out for that.
They're not able to hold that and carry that.
So then they require not only they want the same reward, but then they want us to change our whole culture around them, you know, so that we make it so that it's comfortable for them.
I'm sorry, bitch.
If you want the reward, you're going to have to take the pain with it.
@australiantalk
And Beverly Hills ain't too inclusive unless you've got millions of dollars.
Otherwise, you're not buying a house that sits within big walls.
Yeah, man.
All of those women, it's very unfortunate, but I suspect, I could be wrong, but I suspect that their hymens are no longer intact.
And their body count is higher than all of their fingers and all of their toes combined.
And that's probably a deterrent for prospective partners, particularly well-made men that are looking for somebody who still has a semblance of purity intact.
But yeah, man, what can we tell these women?
They were too busy having fun, getting absolutely ran through for a decade and a half.
And now they're ready to settle down.
They've been looking for Mr. Perfect.
But guess what, ladies?
You ain't perfect anymore.
You've ruined yourself and you've ruined your chances of catching that good guy.
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
And as you said, you know, on the show, it's like you don't want to reveal too much.
You even said you can go shirtless as long as we're not doing nipples.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
I did say that, man.
elijah schaffer
Nipples get involved, then it's just kind of awkward.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
I wouldn't have appeared if there was going to be nipples involved.
Yeah, but free the nipple for women only.
Free the nipple for women only.
That is their domain.
And as heterosexual, super straight males, we do encourage the freights of the nipple.
But yeah, Elijah's nipples.
No, we don't need that freedom.
elijah schaffer
Nobody exactly.
But I want to bring this up because, you know, the women are delusional today.
They've always been.
They're delusional today as well.
And they probably will be in the future.
Now, this woman has said that if you make less than $50,000, not only should you not seek to start a family, you shouldn't even date.
Check this out.
unidentified
So if you're making $50,000, don't date.
I'm just being for real.
You're not ready to date.
Again, I'm with you.
You're not ready to date.
You're not ready to date because courtship costs.
Okay.
Everything costs.
You can go for 22 walks in the park.
Eventually, Shorty is going to need a sip of something.
She's going to be thirsty.
This bottle of water is $3 in Atlanta.
That's not the way.
So if you don't have any expendable cash, don't date.
And whatever that looks like for you, you might only make $50,000, but you live in a shoe and now you got expendable cash or get you a bottom of the barrel bitch that's going to date you when you have no money.
If she doesn't have that expectation, and I'm going to tell you this right now, enjoy it while it lasts because eventually you're going to want to run because she doesn't stretch you.
She doesn't make you the man that you need to become.
She allows you to be the stagnant dude in the singing jeans for days.
You know what I'm saying?
@australiantalk
They'd be ashy, Elijah.
They'd be ashy down below.
They'd be showering.
They'd be wearing the same jeans for multiple days and they ain't truckers.
They ain't truckers.
You know, we give a pass for truckers that are wearing the same jeans multiple days in a row, free bowling.
But look at that.
That's a bit of a hideous face.
That's almost a cousin of Goloch the Destroyer.
elijah schaffer
Okay, dude, this is a bizarre statement.
This is all I meant about the reality of women today is it's like, dude, look, you're not an attractive woman.
And not only because you're black and I'm not into black women, some men are not at all, but some men are.
Some would say black women are in general the least desirable of women, but some may say they put out the most.
So then therefore they may be desirable to some, as men do have anal sex with each other in prison.
unidentified
So it does require desperate measures.
elijah schaffer
Also, God made alcohol for a reason.
Sometimes you just got to get it done.
But we're not promoting it.
We're just saying it has happened in lives, right?
We've all made mistakes.
But on the flip side of this, if we're getting realistic, women are crazy that you would go on a podcast, tell men they need $50,000, which by the way, I would almost like to agree with her in saying we should get back to a culture where you're not dating.
And if you're seriously looking to get married and establish yourself, you should either A, have a salary that can afford rent in an apartment and be on an upward trajectory, or you should at least be, you know, in a position where you can, you know, maybe you're investing in an entrepreneur.
You can, you're counting on your income in the future to increase before you start looking.
But that's totally fine.
But these girls are not talking about courting and making money to invest in the future.
These are used cars looking for a man with new car money, not just new Toyota Camry money, but we're talking Ferrari, never driven, no kilometers, no miles on the odometer.
And yet these girls, these girls are offered, this is a 1982 Mitsubishi Galant with a missing fender.
This has plastic hubcaps and they're missing.
@australiantalk
High mileage.
elijah schaffer
Yeah, this is high mileage, low quality.
There are semen stains in the seats type of woman.
And this is where there is.
There's this strange idea where women somehow think that they're better than they are.
And I think that it leads them to being very unhappy because a woman should be humble and be under the authority of a man.
And women who walk around like this, I'll tell you this.
I have not met a woman who's over 25 years old who's happy that's single running around partying.
I've met a lot of them.
There's more of them than ever, but never once have I met one that's genuinely happy.
They're bitter bitches.
That's what I can say.
@australiantalk
Void of modesty and not even vaginal reconstructive surgery can make that one brand new again.
She's going to strike.
Well, you know, sometimes I'm lost for words because the gears are rapidly firing in my head trying to make sense of such absurd behavior.
And sometimes they say it all.
And I think she, in this case, has said it all.
If it's not self-evident to her, if she can't recognize what she's saying and see the error of her ways, perhaps there's no help in her.
Certainly a man ain't going to save her.
A man cannot save that.
And if a guy did step up to the plate, she would disregard him.
She would say, you're not good enough for me.
Where's your 50K?
By the way, you're Pajit and you're from a place where I don't want to get done with.
elijah schaffer
Hey, buddy.
You smell like shit.
unidentified
Take a shower.
elijah schaffer
By the way, I told the Pajit, I was in Sydney.
I'm in Sydney right now while this is airing, speaking at a protest.
And I was at Sydney on Monday at the U.S. Consulate.
And I get in.
I have a Pajit driving me, and he smelled good.
And his car was nice, which was shocking to me because that never happens.
And I commented to him.
See, people think I'm mean.
I'm nice.
I told him, I said, dude, hey, your car smells good.
He's like, thank you.
And I said, yeah.
And it doesn't stink.
And he was like, thank you.
I said, yeah, a lot of the immigrants come over here and they're taxi drivers and they don't take showers and they smell.
Now, a white person would be like, that's so racist.
That's rude.
But did the guy say I was racist?
No, he agreed with me.
The Pajeet did.
unidentified
He said, yes, sir, it's because sometimes I try to hire a driver.
I own many cabs.
elijah schaffer
So he's a cab owner.
He owns many cabs.
unidentified
And they don't take shower.
They lift up their arm with the window down and they smell and the guests get angry and I have to say to go home and shower.
elijah schaffer
So he's telling me he has to get his Pajit drivers to go home and shower regularly because they stink.
Like people are like, well, it's racist to say they smell.
Bro, what is racist about just being honest about how shit smells?
I'm a guy.
If I shower for one day, I smell like shit.
It's called testosterone.
That's why we have a society and a culture.
People think that noticing patterns or basic reality is racist.
And in that case, maybe it is.
But if noticing and living in reality is racism, if noticing and living in reality is sexism, if noticing and living in reality is anti-Semitism, then it actually hurts their end goal because it makes people want to be racist, sexist, and anti-Semitic.
Because you're basically saying if you want to be someone who speaks the truth, if you want to be someone who doesn't, you know, tiptoe around reality, if you want to be someone who's protecting your family, then you should be a racist, sexist, anti-Semitic asshole.
I'm not saying people should be that.
Obviously, condemn, condemn, condemn, condemn.
Bad, In fact, you should go to prison.
You should go to jail if you're a racist, sexist, anti-Semitic asshole.
But let's just say you are one.
Then according to their logic, you're probably a pretty cool guy.
@australiantalk
And according to their logic, noticing things is anti-human.
But you know what?
Credit where credit's due.
The taxi driver, he knew what was up and he was doing the right thing.
He was just trying to provide a service and uphold standards.
And if you're a business owner and cannot uphold standards, what are you in business for in the first place?
elijah schaffer
Exactly.
And that's what I want to say.
So I was kind of wondering, we're going to talk a little about Pajits and standards, but I was wondering where these women are getting indoctrinated.
And I saw this post here from this girl.
And I said, college is a scam.
Attractive girl.
Someone said, you call her attractive.
I'm being nice.
I'm a nice guy.
What can I say?
Pays $60,438 a year, $241,000 total to attend New York University just to read some stupid books on gender and sexuality to end up indoctrinated with woke nonsense.
So this one girl made a TikTok basically making fun of people for getting woke degrees.
And this girl responds about her woke degree and explains what her woke degree is about.
And she's really interested in it.
Listen to this.
It's amazing.
Here's what she had to say.
unidentified
Like, what are you guys studying?
How do they actually give out a degree for that?
That's madness.
I was a gender and sexuality studies major at NYU, and I'm going to tell you what we read.
Sister Outsider by Audra Lorde.
Audra Lorde is a pioneer of Black lesbian feminist thought.
And this is a collection of her essays, speeches, and work over the years.
White Mother to a Dark Race.
This book unpacks how the United States and Australia are settler colonialist powers and how they kidnapped Indigenous children and assimilated them into white culture.
The question of Palestine by Edward Said required reading for understanding the history of the Israeli-Palestine conflict and what's happening now.
Angels in America.
This is a play that was later turned into a movie about the AIDS epidemic in New York City.
The Sixth Extinction.
This book goes through how the Anthropocene and man-made climate change is the sixth grade extinction of world history.
I would not be who I am today without my gender and sexuality studies degree.
There were dozens more books I could include.
So let me know if you want.
Like, what are you guys studying?
How do they actually give out a degree?
elijah schaffer
It's kind of weird.
You know, you get into this already, and it's like, who's who's paying for these degrees?
Like, you know, we read these books about indigenous children that got kidnapped.
And I'm just reminded, like, dude, 90% of the classes I took in university were effectlessly retarded.
They were stupid.
And it's like, it's not, it's one thing to read stupid books.
It's another thing to pay someone to read stupid books.
And it's a third thing to feel like you're a better person than people because you read stupid books.
And that's what college is today.
It's reading stupid books and writing stupid essays.
That's literally what it is.
And then online school is even more ridiculous.
These online forums where you respond to people, respond to three people in the room and tell them what you think.
College is stupid.
It really is.
And honestly, mathematics, even calculus, these things, most of it is just theoretical and absolutely, but it's just preposterous that you don't even use most of it.
A lot of it's theoretical.
If you spent more time in college hands-on and applying mechanical skills, it's insane.
You can't even get a job, even with a science degree, unless you do like a two-year internship or work in research while you're in school, which has nothing to do with your degree.
You have to apply to that after.
So the degrees are worthless.
They literally are worthless in the fact that if you have to do something outside a degree to even be qualified for a basic job, then it's retarded.
This college is preparing you for nothing except being a self-conceited retard.
@australiantalk
College has ruined the minds of millions of women as much as they would like to disagree, but it certainly has because it's put them going in the opposite direction to how the world actually needs them to be.
College used to be a place of individual thought, of debate, and of argument.
Most importantly, it was meant to send people out knowing they were sure of something.
You have college graduates who are now leaving college, very unsure of the world that they live in, and they've become conformists.
They are not independent thinkers.
And the conformity is ruining them.
That's ruining them, Elijah.
Like that girl, she's got blue eyes, but just because you have blue eyes doesn't mean you will think correctly.
Sadly, she's afflicted by that condition.
elijah schaffer
Well, and nothing is better to explain any of this than Madame Webb, which is tanking in the box office.
I hope it is.
So obviously, America's favorite mid, Sidney Sweeney, 5.5 in Europe, 3 out of 10 in America.
I know you notice her eyes.
unidentified
Hot.
That's all I got to say.
Hot.
elijah schaffer
It's so funny.
I love anytime.
I love the boys.
We always say that she's super mid on the internet.
And everyone gets so defensive.
Here's the original post.
5.5 in Europe.
Not even noticeable in Russia.
So this guy said, I don't know, but all I'm saying is if she farted in my car, I would roll the windows up.
Damn, he's down.
@australiantalk
Hardcore simpage right there, man.
You know, most guys don't believe that girls fart because real women certainly do not ever fart around men.
I've never met a girl that does.
As far as I'm concerned, they don't because I don't hang around with trash bags.
elijah schaffer
Neither do I.
I honestly have never, I mean, look, I don't know.
@australiantalk
It's unladylike, Elijah.
It's unladylike.
And for them to think they can make a joke out of things like that, it's just crazy.
elijah schaffer
Can we talk about this, though, about the people who enable women like this?
One of them is men acting like simps.
Myron called out I show speed.
He's a popular streamer.
If you don't know who he is, it means you have a life.
And I see, you know, this kind of stuff from Neon, the streamer, and from I Show Speed, like it shows you that money and fame doesn't teach you anything because these guys still simp hard.
Look, Myron from Fresh and Fit once told me, you know, don't get into the entertainment business with females because eventually they'll ruin your show.
That's what he told me.
He literally said, women ruin everything.
They destroy.
Men build, create, and women destroy.
Unless they're in the home and they're under protection of men, women in the world, they destroy businesses and careers.
And that's what marriages and marriages, home wreckers, you know, but just in general, right?
Even from Samson in the Bible, they destroy.
And he was saying this that, like, you know, these guys, you would think they know this, but you know, we're in such a feminist world that sometimes we don't even realize how much we've been cut.
And you see someone like this guy just simping for this girl who's, you know, just a normal looking woman.
Let's watch this.
unidentified
Everywhere I go, I keep a picture in my wallet.
Like you taking look at my girlfriend, but she's the only one I got.
elijah schaffer
First of all, black dudes got crazy.
They get really animalistic for women.
Have you ever seen that?
Like, black guys, like, like he, like, he chimps out a lot.
He goes, and not, there's no correlation between the chimping and being black.
That's racist.
I'm saying that he chimps out.
Have you ever seen videos of Isha Speed just like staring at a girl's butt and being like, and you're like, dude, hey, not helping to stereotype this buddy, go drink some Kool-Aid.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Yeah, I definitely know exactly what you mean.
And he is amplified when that girl standing next to him is a Caucasian woman.
Then he really gets his rocks off.
He literally cannot contain the animal with him.
There's something wrong.
There's a lacking of civility.
Not in all, not in all.
elijah schaffer
But some.
But in some.
Let me bring this.
Myron brought up some really good stuff.
So this is another thing, too, of the simping.
That's the simping needs to stop.
Maybe we should call this episode the simping needs to stop.
It won't get a lot of views, but it's true.
So I don't know if you saw this come out the other day, but Pop Crave, this came out that Sean Evans from Hot Ones is reportedly dating porn star Melissa Stratton right here.
Do you know what Hot Ones is?
I don't know what that is.
What is that?
@australiantalk
I do.
Yeah, that's the YouTube show where they have guests on it and they go through, I think, five or six stages of eating chicken wings, and each stage gets hotter and hotter.
And it's who can handle the top level?
Can you handle it?
Or will you start perspiring on screen?
Will you start sweating?
Will you start coughing?
Or will you vomit?
Or will you tap out before you even get to the last one?
unidentified
That's the hot ones.
elijah schaffer
Okay, I do know what that is now.
I'm not going to say like I don't.
I know I've seen that before.
I don't know why I've seen it, but I have.
So this was one of the saddest moments.
If you're an audio only listener, remember this is on podcast, Spotify, Google Play.
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But check this out.
So here is him.
Now, Adam22 retweeted it and said, Congrats, Sean.
Her pussy is fire.
@australiantalk
Okay.
So he's saying, Hey, man, I've had that before you.
Hey, man, I've had that before you.
Yeah, I know what that's like.
So yeah, I'm good to discard her to you.
I've already ruined her.
I've already putrefied her.
I already gave her my best.
I already broke her back out.
But so long as you love her, that's cool.
Hey, by the way, she got a sister.
Send her to me and then divorce her and hook up with her sister.
And I'll tell you, her pussy is also fire.
Ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
Well, and then he posted a picture of her with his wife.
unidentified
The wall.
@australiantalk
These guys need the wall.
elijah schaffer
And like in Underworld, which I can't show here on YouTube, it's pornographic, but I did see it.
And it was them naked.
And he's like, yeah, I ripped her pussy open or whatever.
And this whole thing.
And it was like, okay, everyone was like, damn, that's crazy, bro.
Like, somebody's like, hey, I'm dating this girl.
And it's like, yo, we're, we're, we're, we're, what's that called?
Um, Eskimo bros, right?
Eskimo.
@australiantalk
You thought I was feeling you that a munch.
He ate it for lunch.
It's ridiculous.
elijah schaffer
I'm not into it, but listen, here's the deal.
So then it comes, TMZ comes out today and was like, by the way, Hot Ones, Sean Evans breaks up with porn star Melissa Stratton.
So that happened within 24 hours.
It was like, hey, her putsie was great, bro.
So I would say he's redeemed, right?
Maybe he didn't know she was a porn star.
Maybe she lied about her past, as they often do.
Maybe she was a born-again.
You know, I love the trad girls these days.
You know, just it's like you have two choices off girls on the internet.
Girls with used up pussies that are active porn stars and girls with used up pussies that carry Bibles and wear cross necklaces and tell you that they repent and they go to Ash Wednesday to repent of their whoredom when it happens.
They feel sorry about it, which is good though, because at least you have regrets.
And I'm not even pointing any fingers.
I'm just saying my typical point is that if you have a woman on the internet that's trying to be on the internet, unless she's a rare exception of a woman who's been married, has kids, they've grown up, and she's doing something in the latter half of her life, or in the rare occasion that maybe she just happens to be in media because she's working for activism, like for some pro-life cause or something like that.
And she just happens to be on the internet for that reason.
But for the most part, even these Christian influencers, they are whores.
They're sluts.
Ain't not saying there's anything wrong with that.
Not judging them.
I'm just claiming that that's what's happening.
But I really like, I love how Jake Shields like getting cucked by Adam 22 is more than he could take.
And then Myron actually had a great statement on this.
And I really want to talk about this because it's so good.
Myron said this.
This is why bullying is good.
The internet just saved this guy's life from inevitable misery.
Promiscuous women are terrible people.
He capitalized terrible and will ruin your life as a man.
And I don't need to explain that.
Dude, don't work with promiscuous women.
Don't be friends with women or especially promiscuous women.
Don't date promiscuous women.
Again, if you want to get involved with promiscuous women, it is for recreational use only, or as they say, you're just running the ride.
But we also at this show recommend not being involved with promiscuous women.
But I'm also not a cock in the fact of acting like, oh, I don't know how the boys really are.
I know how the boys really are.
And sometimes, no matter how much you know the truth, no matter how much you go to confession, sometimes you're just going to go get your whistle wet.
And if you can, if you can conquer that, then that's really good, right?
If you can conquer your sexual urges, if you can conquer that, that's really good.
But a lot of you, you know, you're the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.
And in the end, if you have a mid like Sidney Sweeney, you know what I mean?
Like this girl, smash her pass.
I'm going to ask you, would you be able to resist this?
Here we go.
unidentified
I'm looking for a cute boyfriend at the back car for in a PS pass.
Oh, I just got my income tax.
So hit me out with a whole to pay her income tax.
@australiantalk
She be working for those Benjamins and she wants to keep them all and she wants you to make it rain on her and pay her income tax.
She's not bringing a lot to the table.
elijah schaffer
You know, dude, it's part of the chance of meatballs on in that on that island.
You know what I'm saying?
There's a roast beef sandwich waiting for you beyond the riverbend.
@australiantalk
You know, beyond smash your pass with that one.
I've gone into retirement.
elijah schaffer
Oh, I think we're smashing more.
I think we're smashing beef patties.
We're making smashed burgers, bro.
We're fucking smashing potatoes into mashed.
We're mashing potatoes and smashing burgers.
That bitch is big.
Look at that.
Can I bring that back up here for a second?
Hell yeah.
I bet you she has snowy farts too.
You know what I mean?
She's the kind of girl who just farts.
It's gross.
I'm not going to go down that road.
I don't want to talk about it.
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unidentified
Okay.
elijah schaffer
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My guest today, Benjamin Netanyahu.
I wanted to mention that about the idea of that going on.
I wanted to look at one more video here, but I was going to say, but first was the idea of them being terrible people.
It's like, yeah, look, if a woman doesn't respect the one thing that's valuable to her, which is her body, I should have learned this earlier and I've learned this the hard way.
So I'm preaching from experience.
There's a reason why I say there are no such thing as conservative women in media, that it's all a lie, that their body counts are higher than the BMI of that woman on that video and they act like they're these influencers.
And I'm not judging them.
I'm just saying the reason why women try to hide their body counts.
And even when they were on that podcast with the whatever podcast and they got asked that on that, on that, on that space, I think it was Ashley St. Clair and Brian from whatever podcast turned into this big war over asking her her body count.
It was like really, really dramatic.
I remember that was a space.
It was really intense.
I think Sovereign Bra was involved.
The reason why it's such a sensitive issue is because like for men, mistakes and pain build character.
So we don't really judge them for their sexual mistakes or their issues.
It's not good.
It's immoral.
So we don't promote sexual mistakes and issues.
But women, it's damaging permanently to them.
And so it's worn like a, like, not like a scar.
It's worn like an open wound.
And the thing is, is men don't want used up women, just like you don't want a used up situation.
You don't want a used up car.
You care about how many miles are on something, how long things have been ridden.
So you do care how much a woman's been ridden.
And the women don't want to tell you about their body count because it reveals not that they're whores because they don't care about that.
It reveals that they're probably not good people.
Like they actually are like horrible individuals who fucking, you know, steal, kill, destroy, and will destroy your life.
And that's their biggest protection.
The whore's biggest defense mechanism is their beauty.
And under that beauty, like a web shining in the sun, they expect you to fly into it and then find it's trapped before they sink their fangs into you.
And then the reason why they're so effective at sinking fangs in is because there's no accountability.
So the trap isn't their strength.
The trap isn't anything other than the fact that a system that benefits them in marriage and divorce courts benefit them in relationships.
As Jeremy Fragrance said, he tried to break up with a girl and she threatened to sue him for rape.
They'll still accuse you of sexual assault, of rape, or they'll just take your shit, throw it out the window, and break it.
And if you were a guy and you broke woman's stuff or you threw her stuff out of the house, you go to jail for abuse.
If she does it, it's just called, hey, bro, toughen up.
So the system works in these women's favor.
So I like that Myron said that they're terrible people.
So don't simp for them.
Unfortunately, for men, though, we just want to get our pee-pees sucked sometimes.
And it's really shocking how far a lot of these women can get ahead by just giving head.
That's the age-old story.
Get ahead by giving head.
That's called the proverb of a great woman named Kamala Harris.
@australiantalk
That's how you make it to the C-suite that actually putting the work in.
That is a way, but you want to be young and hot because the guys who are sitting in chairs in the C-suite, they've got disposable cash.
And unless you're a piece of ass for them, yeah, they won't use you.
You know, Elijah, they come with grievances.
That's the thing.
And ultimately, that's what we're discussing here.
A lot of these girls are broken and they come with grievances and they blame the guy who's now dating them for the things their ex, ex-boyfriend did to them.
And if you raise anything with them, they'll say, accept me as I am.
Man up.
Man up.
Oh, you're not a man.
You can't handle me because you're not a man.
No, as a matter of fact, the act of a man is kicking that hoe to the curb and saying, you're not good enough for me.
I have standards and I expect better.
After all, you're meant to be one day the mother of my children.
These women aren't suitable applicants to become the mother of your children, men.
And that's on us because some of our mates have assisted these women in getting to that point in life.
But we still won't be blamed for things we haven't done.
elijah schaffer
No, but I wonder what they're trading in for this too, right?
So a lot of women are wanting their 20s to whore around and to go to college.
And again, I'm not blaming them because I'm a sinner and I've made a lot of mistakes in my life too.
So them making mistakes is not what I'm blaming them for.
It's the lack of admitting they're wrong once they're 30.
Like I make mistakes and I go, shit, I was wrong.
Or I talk about how I've made bad life choices and I changed my life.
I can't find women admitting when they're incorrect.
They're just like, hey, they just, they just, they just move on and want you to forget.
And a lot of them, you know, sacrificed their best childbearing years for going to college.
Now, what does college bring?
Watch this video and you tell me if college was worth it.
unidentified
This is the most humbled I've ever felt in my life.
I'm literally holding resumes, a stack of them, so that I can go in person to places and say, are you guys hiring?
It's honestly a little bit embarrassing because I'm literally applying for like minimum wage jobs and some of them are being like, we're not hiring.
And it's like, what?
This is not what I expected.
I graduated college with two degrees in communications and acting.
I speak free languages.
Oh, this sucks.
Like, I just want to be a TikTok or something.
So for real with you.
But I can't be delusional anymore, like I literally need to make money so i'm just gonna keep trying.
elijah schaffer
I love how women complain a lot about about trying to make money and it's like maybe there was a system in place where you didn't have to make money and previously, throughout all of history, if you didn't have a father to take care of you and you weren't married, you could become a prostitute, which they did, and that's what they're doing now too.
But for the most part, I I think this is where it it comes across and I admit i've been naive because i've thought you could work with women.
I thought you could be friends with women.
I've thought about this stuff in the past.
I was wrong and I admit that I was wrong.
Right, and that's the key thing is as a manual shoot.
I was incorrect, my understanding of females was incorrect, and now I have a better understanding of how it works.
Women will get in this.
They'll go to college, realize that they don't have any job prospects, realize that no one wants to hire them because what can you do with three languages, I don't know and then admit they're delusional, that they just want to be a tick tocker an easier way to make money, but then at the same time they're like just trying to make money and in the end they need to eat.
So then what do they do?
They end up going on dates and around and whoring themselves out to get free food, which women are doing today or they just end up dating casually so they have a place to live and they don't end up getting married because they're just too narcissistic to see the compromise.
And they talk a lot of on women who are young and get married and get into relationships.
But the truth is, if you don't believe in divorce and you get into a relationship, then you know the chances of a woman you could be provided for.
And they'll talk on conservative women who, like Kez, has everything she could want and more.
I'm her husband, I make good income, I have a lot of a lot of uh income avenues that I work on and i'm able to pay for her.
And a lot of women that that we've known have hated her because she wasn't a feminist and because she lived out the life that she said that she was going to live, and a lot of people have emailed me and things that hate her for that too.
You know oh, you just want a wife you can control, you just want a wife that serves you, based uh, you just want uh, they don't understand.
It's like, obviously that's not really how it works, you know, but it's like that.
It's kind of like when they say things like, oh so you just want white people in your neighborhood racist, and you go.
Well, I mean, I didn't say that, but you know.
I mean like they say things, what do you want?
You want a bitch you can't control, you want a wild whore running around your house, then you can have that because there's a lot of them, but you're a cock ass, motherfucking bitch.
If you want some, some woman who's going to be your equal and you know what that's like oh well, oh so you want to be an authority?
Yeah, because you're providing for them, you're taking on the responsibility of providing for the family.
Okay, you have mouths to feed.
It's not like you just are on a throne and somebody deposits money and you just whip a woman.
It's like, no, you gain her trust, you gain her respect, you earn that.
And she She voluntarily agrees to marry you and/or her father does, hands her off to you, puts her under your authority.
And a woman should be under a man's watch from the time she's born to the time that she dies.
And if she's that's why there's a huge heart in society for real widows for women who are older, whose husband dies, even the early church in X had funds to help widows.
Because, you know, the only time the church of the government was supposed to step in to take care of someone, one of the few times was when by accident a woman had done all things right, but then there was no man to take care of her.
And they go, oh, yeah, well, why don't you want a woman working?
And you're like, because it fucks up the world.
That's why.
Because it fucks everything up.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Look around you, you fucked bitch.
And if you don't think it's fucked things up, you're the reason why women shouldn't be on public.
Because the fact that you don't think it's fucked up, people will be like, well, I don't think it's fucked up.
That's the reason why they shouldn't have been out in public because it's gotten so fucked up that you as a man are such a bitch that you don't even see the way the world was supposed to be.
You don't even see the way the world is.
You think this is normal?
Fuck, man.
You might be straight and strong and whatever, but you're a fucking bitch.
@australiantalk
I'm going to clip that.
Yeah.
Providing is protection, and protection is providing.
And women require that.
They require it.
She mentioned she speaks three languages.
I thought the three languages she does speak are demanding, neurotic, and vanity.
And we don't need that.
Women have got to be reminded often that we don't desire those things whatsoever.
We need them to not just be submissive to us, but be submissive to their femininity.
We don't need masculine women.
Masculine women serve no purpose.
They might serve a purpose as a butch in a dyke relationship.
But when it comes to walking down the aisle, women have got to be reminded that they best check that sass at the door before they make that walk down the aisle.
elijah schaffer
I was going to say real fast on this.
I want to talk about this.
I want to switch to a couple of topics about this.
I want to talk about Ian Miles Chong, who died, by the way, the other day.
@australiantalk
He's dead.
elijah schaffer
He died on the Instagram.
Or if you know who that is, Ian Miles Chong died.
And or at least that's what people are claiming happened.
@australiantalk
Now, why do you want to go by three names?
Why do you want to go by three names?
That's typically reserved for serial killers.
unidentified
So why does he have to be Ian Miles Chong?
Well, you know, I'll tell you this.
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@australiantalk
He took that $300 super chat and retired.
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unidentified
be right back.
No idea
elijah schaffer
what's going on.
All right.
We're back here on the live stream.
@australiantalk
If I don't subscribe, if I do not subscribe to SenseId, Elijah will get more and more naked every single show.
And that's something none of us want to see.
elijah schaffer
We're going to do it.
We're going to get naked.
All right.
So let's talk about this.
Ian Miles Chong.
So it's been trending.
He's been trending even here in Australia with 60,000 posts.
And it was said here that Ian Miles Chong, breaking news, is set to be publicly executed February 15th.
In a stunning turn of events, the Malaysian government has voted unanimously to use the brazen bull as the method of execution.
So here's Ian Miles Chong.
And this is him, I think.
Yes.
And he is a Chinese Malaysian man, a friend of the show.
He's been a guest here before.
And apparently they're going to be executing him directly.
And apparently he already was told that he died.
Okay.
But everyone was saying that he died completely.
But there was an update.
Breaking news, heartbreaking.
Ian Miles Chong has been found alive at age 47.
So apparently there is this thing.
And it comes from this, this, this, we're going to talk about this because Ian said.
@australiantalk
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
unidentified
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
I think it's funny because obviously he's not dead.
And obviously he's hilarious.
@australiantalk
Yeah.
elijah schaffer
But Ian Miles Chong is an internet creator.
If you don't know who he is, you don't spend enough time on Twitter.
He is everywhere.
He's been a guest on the show, like I said.
Now, the thing about Ian that you should understand is, is that Ian is like myself, somebody who's had a lot of contentious past.
There's a lot of interesting things.
And for some reason, people seem to really hate him on the left and the right.
And I mean, I don't think I'm any different than that.
So I'm not, I'm not targeting him here.
Why do you think people hate him?
Because I think I have my understanding or my, from what I've read and seen about this situation, I think I understand.
And I don't want to talk about him like a third person because I know him, right?
So he's a real human being.
I'm not just, I'm not talking shit here.
I'm trying to really understand the situation because it gets really complicated.
But obviously, people are making are making fun of him dying because they're wishing he died.
And I've watched a lot of jokes about this.
So, Ben, why do you?
Why have you seen?
Or what are people saying?
Why they want him to die or why they're they're?
They're joking and saying oh, it would have been a good thing if he died.
I, I want to hear your take on that.
@australiantalk
Well, it boils down to jealousy.
They're jealous that he is so prominent.
They're jealous that Elon Musk chats with him.
They're jealous of his platform.
They're jealous of his reach.
Some people just don't like the look of him, but he was born that way so he can't really change.
Other people just don't like the fact that he has much to say and offers many hot takes on various things.
You know, people are people, but at the end of the day, I don't think he really cares because he's like cool.
The haters are gonna hate and the more people that become aware of you, the more hate you get.
That's just the rules of the game.
But yeah, it's jealousy man, it's jealousy.
Ian's cool.
He does his own thing.
He's in his own lane.
No one else has to live in his skin.
He does so.
Maybe they should be more focused and better served if they focused on their own lives instead of launching so much adversity his way, because at the end of the day, he doesn't care.
Man, he's cool, he's laughing, he's smiling.
He's probably having sex with Ukrainian women in Malaysia.
elijah schaffer
How much do you think he's paying per night?
@australiantalk
are they paying him elijah Are they paying him?
He's a handsome fella.
elijah schaffer
Russians don't have sex without the payment.
unidentified
That's just true.
@australiantalk
I said, Ukrainians.
Oh, well, yeah, there is no such thing as Ukrainians.
They are all Russians.
That is correct.
unidentified
Correct.
elijah schaffer
They're just the outer skirt Russians, right?
Well, here's the deal.
So I think people don't like him because I think they think that he represents like sort of the lowest common denominator of like internet grifting, because what they'll do is they'll find his posts from four years ago versus now where, like he, here's a good example of this.
So this is why what I I I take from this and these are not my accusations.
If he's watching this, this is just what I see from people that Ian Miles Chong uh tweets about Palestine right like in 2009 what the hell?
Okay, in 2009.
Throughout 2014, he's tweeting out things like reminder that Bill Maher is a racist and misogynist who hates Palestinians.
No one's perfect.
Some people have bad taste in music while others have uh cheer on the destruction of Palestine.
And then, when he gets a job with Rebel NEWS, which is a Zionist news outlet and I just want to remind people that has been trying to dox an individual in Australia for their license plate number reading october 7th, the date of the Israel attacks our right-wing news Alternative NEWS is about the procurement of the Israeli state and the Zionist movement.
If you agree with that, great.
It just kind of sucks that right-wing news cares more about Israel's existence than about the replacement of white people in their own homelands.
But anyway, I digress.
Uh, he says here, Palestinians should stop building homes illegally on land they don't own.
Israel belongs to the Israelis.
Israel belongs to Israelis.
Israelis built Jerusalem.
It belongs to them.
Yada yada, yada.
Um, he's like.
Those are the words.
What we call Palestinians today are just Jordanians squatting on the land.
Uh, and and so like.
These are pretty sharp differences and, like we were talking about earlier with the women, I think the reason why people get mad is because there isn't a clear delineation where he just says, like look I, i've changed my position.
Like you know, I was ignorant, or I it just.
It just seems like maybe people accuse him of just tweeting what he thinks will be popular now or where he can make money, and that he only shares things to make money, which is ironic though, because that's the majority of people.
They don't care at all, they're just trying to make money.
But they do start by caring.
I'd say most people get into political media because they cared and then they stop caring.
And I know why, because i've suffered by continuing to care.
It hasn't helped my career, it's only hurt my career.
But if you want your career to advance that you have to stop caring.
You have to do whatever the fuck you're told, and I think that's what people see him as is, like a monolith, but he just gets shit, because this is what hot chicks with Blonde hair doing the right wing movement too.
It's just that he's not a hot chip with blonde hair, so he gets the brunt of the shit because it's easy to shit on him.
You know what I mean?
@australiantalk
Yeah.
And well, also, yeah, he goes where whichever way the wind is blowing.
And because he doesn't stand for something, he stands for nothing.
So people are legitimate in their criticism of him.
You know, it's hard because now he works for an outlet who frequently is on the other end of the phone.
So that means he gets the call.
And, you know, he's about self-preservation.
I suspect he doesn't wish to become obscure.
I think he would prefer if people see him in their feeds regularly.
But that contributes to people wanting to run him down because it's like, damn it, this guy's always in my feed.
unidentified
Damn it.
@australiantalk
The algorithm favors this guy.
What favors has this guy done to be favored by the algorithm?
And so there are elements of legitimate criticism there.
You know, he's doing his thing, but really he needs to stand for something.
And I think that's why people get so pissed off because they can't decide, is he in this camp or is he in that camp?
And he used to be in this camp, but now he's in that camp.
But if you're in this camp, how the hell can you be in that camp?
Well, whoever pays you more, right?
So it's a bit like I say jump and he says how high because he's reaching for cash, reaching for it, reaching for it.
There's people out there that do similar things, like the Shekelstein twins.
They're all about, oh, we receive hate mail.
Look at all this hate mail we're getting.
They hate us because we're Jewish or we're this or we're that.
No, people dislike you, the Shecklestein twins I'm talking about.
They dislike both of the boys because of their conduct, because of the things they say, because they deliberately instigate rage in other people.
They love clickbait.
And so people are saying, hang on, you've got to stand for something.
Stop cheerleading this crap.
Stop telling us Joe Biden's a good, capable, competent man.
He is not that.
Stop hating on Trump.
But, you know, they're into it, Elijah.
They love it.
They feed off it.
Some people are parasites in that way.
I'm not saying they are or those people are, but some people do prefer to conduct themselves in that way.
And therefore, they have to be willing to receive what comes at them.
If you put your head on the chopping block, occasionally it's going to get hacked off.
elijah schaffer
Literally.
And I think I want to bring this up because people were saying that because apparently it's in Malaysia, it's illegal to be pro-Israel.
They just arrested an activist for being pro-Israeli, that their passport is good for any country except for Israel, that they actually have videos of walking on Israeli flags.
And so they, and the country is apparently pissed off because whenever anyone thinks of Malaysia, they think of Ian Miles Chong.
So he's like an international representative of the country to the world, and they don't want him being that representative.
Censored men explained that he doesn't want him to get arrested or executed or killed, which I think is good that he at least clarified that, you know, in general.
By the way, these ads are just way look at this shit.
Oh my gosh.
I'm scrolling through his thing.
unidentified
ads
elijah schaffer
I bet you that has nothing to do with the video game I can't.
That's a two-minute ad geez, what the hell man?
Anyway, going down here, I want to see if we can find the post.
Oh yeah, here it is.
@australiantalk
He's not in the aviation business and he's certainly not flying a spitfire no, but he said.
elijah schaffer
Ian Miles Chong has not been executed, nor do I want him to be.
I also don't wish for him to be arrested.
All I did was highlight his history of immorality and hypocrisy.
Ian's actions were his prerogative.
It's up to Malaysia if they decide to take action or not.
So I guess they want Malaysia to take action.
I'm just, it's just not in my nature to be this cruel to people.
You know what I mean.
And it's like like I used to block Ian during the riots because I thought he used to take my footage and try to claim it as his own, but then when I realized that he wasn't American and he was in Malaysia, it's just like whatever.
You know, I used to get wasted and fight with him on the internet.
unidentified
That was.
elijah schaffer
Those were fun years.
But now I'm at peace with him because he's just a Chinese guy in Asia.
But apparently there's immigration problems and they don't really like the Chinese in Malaysia because they don't integrate very well and being Pro-Israel is against the law.
So look, I don't know, I'm not entirely sure like what the what the deal is on that, but I can tell you that it's a sticky situation and I don't know if he's safe, and so I've invited him on the show to talk about these accusations and I hope he takes you up in that offer.
He said he said he would, so I hope he will.
I hope he will.
@australiantalk
I'd happily be there with him.
I've got some questions to fire at him.
Um, I guess one question.
Well, I'll save those questions for when he appears.
But you know, Malaysia is an Islamic country.
It's not as bad as Indonesia where, for females who wish to join the Indonesian police force, they have to have their hymen checked, and if their hymen is not intact and this is legitimate people be able to look it up if their hymen is not intact, they cannot be police officers in the country of Indonesia.
But Ian Miles Chong never speaks about the greatest thing in Malaysia, and that isn't just the Petronas Towers, it's actually a race circuit.
It's called Sepang.
Sepang is one of the best racetracks on earth.
So if Ian Miles Chong was trying to do something for tourism, trying to sell the best features of Malaysia, we are yet to hear him do so.
So Maybe the government does have a case, but he can rectify it.
He can rectify it pretty easily.
All he has to do is say where he stands on an issue.
Otherwise, he better get back to that land that built the Great Wall.
And you can decide which Great Wall that is.
elijah schaffer
And so we'll see what happens with Ian Miles Chong.
Anyway, if you guys send super chats and wanted to talk, you can you can uh Mike's gonna be over at locals and talk about it.
Shout out to the locals community for the private live community.
You can join for free.
It's a way you can join for free.
We have a Discord chat.
Everything's going on there.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you so much again for watching.
Ben, if plug yourself, where can people find you and follow you?
@australiantalk
Well, they can find me always ensuring that Elijah is not incarcerated.
But otherwise, apart from that, they can check me out at Australian Talk on X. At Australian Talk on X.
And I like appearing on Elijah's program.
I like speaking with all of you guys.
You guys are super hilarious in the chat.
I'll get on the Discord at some stage.
I've been busy.
I know I've said I'll get on it like probably a couple of weeks ago, but you know, other things have happened.
So I'll endeavor to get on it this weekend.
What do you reckon, Elijah?
elijah schaffer
Yeah, you should.
You should.
And everyone watching, don't forget to follow me on social media.
Can we do, can we like, one sec, can we like do this?
You know, you get this lighting and you go, this is, you know, people take, they do, they do videos like this.
@australiantalk
We thought there was no nipple, but I guess because it's Rumble, Nipple has appeared and you copped a twosome.
Two for the price of one, as a matter of fact.
elijah schaffer
That was the ending flex.
We're getting there.
We have another couple years left to go, but we're building that muscle.
Anyway, love you guys.
Have a great rest of the week, as always.
And may God bless the United States of America.
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