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DEI has hit Elijah Schaefer's nightly offensive show.
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My name is Top Lobster.
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I'm going to be filling in for Elijah for the foreseeable future.
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He's tied up in my basement right now.
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We're going to see how this shit goes, guys.
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Honestly, I don't know where Elijah is.
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I got a DM said, hey, do you want to come on the show?
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I showed up.
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He's not here.
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His producers are telling me one thing.
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I don't know what the fuck's going on.
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Can somebody pull up something, please?
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There's got to be some pictures to justify where he's at.
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He's in Las Vegas.
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I don't think he's doing this per se.
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He's wrestling with Jake Shields.
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Guys, this is not what I've heard.
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I don't think he's wrestling with him.
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I think he's getting armbarred pretty savagely right there.
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Yeah.
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You can call it a type of wrestling, actually, what him and Jake Shields do.
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This is a disaster, guys.
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I'll tell my kids.
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I think we're going to get right.
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Let's just get into the show.
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Let's get into the show.
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Welcome, everybody, to Nightly Offensive with Elijah Schaefer.
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We are filling in for your favorite white supremacists, and we are deciding to diversify our white supremacy by bringing in two appearingly Latin men.
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We have no idea what their nations of origin are, but they're actually more racist than all of us, which makes us feel better about ourselves, which is why we affiliate with them.
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Thank you so much for tuning in.
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Make sure you hit that like button, hit the subscribe, share it around.
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I am Clint Russell.
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I'm the host of Liberty Lockdown, as well as co-host of the best political show and co-host of Tower Gang.
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I am the hardest working man in sitting in front of my computer screen and screaming racial slurs at the world.
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Thank you so much for tuning in.
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And as always, we are joined by Top Lobster, the progenitor of TopLobster.com, the finest wares in the podcasting land made of Jamaican men's tears.
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We have Raven, who is the co-host of Nephilim Death Squad, along with Top Lobster.
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This is a very incestual podcasting circle, but he does that with Top Lobster.
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He's also extraordinarily racist.
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You guys are going to love him.
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We've got Fat Comic Dave.
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He is really, really jacked, but he's also 4'11.
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So don't let it go to his head.
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It's really easy to put on muscle mass when you're clinically midgets.
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Is he really jacked or is he just puffy?
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Because we were hanging out with him in real life and you just look more like swollen than anything.
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It was hard to tell.
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I'm like the marshmallow man from the Ghostbusters.
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It's just a little bit of water retention.
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It's from the drinking.
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He's actually just a little bit more.
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This is real shit, though.
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When I saw him, say where we just in?
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Atlanta?
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Yeah, we were in Atlanta.
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And I saw, yeah, we were in the state of Atlanta, right?
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And I saw him and I grabbed his muscles and it just was like, went right through it.
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So this man is made of fucking air.
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And, you know, like those Indians that just like pump oil into their muscles?
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He's one of those holes.
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Oh, yeah, the Synthol.
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Yeah, dude.
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Those guys are crazy.
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Yeah, that's you.
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And you're crazy.
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As always, we are joined by the, we just found out recently that he's an FBI agent, which is kind of disappointing, but he's also a degenerate gambler and totally suicidal to the very core of his being.
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He's also running for president of the United States.
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Yes.
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Toad, speech, speech, speech.
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He's a milk Somalia.
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I am.
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I can tell you which type of milk to pair with anything that you're chowing down on.
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I, of course, am running for president, but I'm also, I'm on the inside, man, as you guys finally found out.
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I'm sorry to let you guys down.
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I'm a member of the intelligence community.
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And I'm certainly not referring to the fact that I'm intelligent because I'm not, because as part of the DEI program that this show has, they brought me on because I am a retard.
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What intelligence community?
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I need clarification.
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FBI, CIA.
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I cannot divulge that.
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What's funny is he's not the first CIA asset to run the show.
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Me too.
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Elijah.
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No, Elijah.
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Elijah was also, remember?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Elijah's a fucking fed.
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Elijah's a fan.
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Oh, yeah, he was responsible for starting J6, wasn't he?
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Yeah.
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It was him and that other dude that was yelling to go into the cat, but it was them together.
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Yeah, Ray Eps.
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Yeah, it was just them too.
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Him in the QAnon shaman.
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Is that where he is?
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He's off doing Fed shit.
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Oh, maybe, maybe that's what actually, you know what?
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That's where Elijah is right now.
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He had to go run another op.
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So he got all of us, his other Fed buddies.
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We're all feds as well.
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And they were like, hey, he's like, I got to go start shit at the Super Bowl.
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He was actually, there was supposed to be a big 9-11 style attack at the Super Bowl.
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DEI kind of fucked that up.
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Listen, listen, Devil Dog Cog.
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Listen, Devil Dog Cog, I know that you want Elijah, but look, this is like when you're in high school and a substitute teacher comes in and you don't have to do your homework.
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Like, I'm just going to put on a VHS and you're going to watch it to the end.
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This is how old I am.
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I'm going to put on a VHS.
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I'm just going to weird the TV.
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You're allowed to shout out racial slurs and I won't give you detention.
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That's right.
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We're like the cool substitute teacher that might sleep with you at the end of class or during, whatever.
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Yo.
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Clint definitely will.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do you know what?
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Should we cut this from Rumble right now?
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From Rumble?
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I mean, from Rumble.
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We're going straight to only to YouTube.
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Fuck them all up.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Like, oh, so Elijah, how'd you lose your channel?
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I was like, you wouldn't believe it, man.
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But it fucking shit.
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I thought it was a good idea.
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I was off doing my Fed shit.
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And then all these other guys, they messed up the nice thing I had.
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He's like, the feds gave me this channel.
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They boosted me up.
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And then I was like, you know what?
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These guys can't really mess me up too bad.
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And then, like, we just blew it up.
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One show blew it all up.
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He's got to start back from zero again.
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It's like, he's got to go back to his fed buddies.
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He's got to go back to the CIA and be like, I need some more funds, please.
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Like, I messed it up.
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I got these retards to do it for me.
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Just like, just like outside of Kamala Harris's office on J6, there was a pipe bomb.
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And, you know, maybe Elijah was responsible.
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Maybe he wasn't.
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Whatever.
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Look, here's the thing.
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I think that word there.
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That word might be like prohibited from.
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Look, everything we've said so far is bannable.
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Look, this is the reason we do Tower Gang, right?
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And we delete every episode of Tower Gang from YouTube within a week.
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So it's limited edition, just like the fucking fleak of the week, the shirts that we make.
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Like everything we do is limited edition.
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So the fact that Elijah wanted us to co-host or guest host while he's in prison or putting people in prison, we don't know which.
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That's on him.
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That's not our fault.
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He knows what we do.
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Yeah, who decided this?
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I don't think he decided this.
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I think he's going to be watching.
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Like he's at some like, I don't know, fucking wedding or something.
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What time is it in Australia anyway?
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It's 10 o'clock right now.
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Or in Australia, I assume it's like 7 a.m.
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I have no idea.
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I don't know how to read the clock upside down.
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I was about to say upside down at 10 o'clock is still 10 o'clock.
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It didn't change at all.
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No, it's 01.
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It looks like to me like he invited Top and Clint, and then Top and Clint were like, let's invite as many other people as we possibly can.
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That's what it looked like.
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If you look at the thumbnail before the show starts, it's like Top and Clint are going to be hosting slightly offensive.
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And you're like, oh, that's pretty cool.
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And then all of a sudden, Top is just texting as many people as he possibly can.
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Like, you want to jump on this stream?
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Like, absolutely.
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Why not?
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We get here.
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We have no idea what we're doing.
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Honestly, any of the viewers right now, you hit me up.
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I'll just give you the stream as well.
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And like, we just have as many people.
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He accidentally gave me the link.
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I'm not even supposed to be here.
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Top, you know, despite the fact that we're kind of rudderless, if you could run a topic for us, I'd appreciate it.
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Yeah, I think one of the topics we have is something to do with some old guy.
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He actually reminds me of you.
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He's an old actor that only fucks young bitches.
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He sounds awesome.
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Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Sounds like my type of dude.
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I was about to say all actors.
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I don't know.
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I remind everybody Leonardo DiCaprio.
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This is awesome.
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Yeah, I'm retarded.
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So Leonardo DiCaprio, he was doing something at the Super Bowl.
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Let's take a look at that.
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It's completely put our producer on the spot.
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Bring something up, which is your.
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It's like, oh, you think it's cool to zoom in on our faces while we're talking?
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Good to work.
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click some button oh that's just doing a button You don't have to watch it again.
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We don't have to watch it again.
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I got to say, this is how I want my Leo DiCaprio, though.
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I want my Leo DiCaprio doing cocaine at the Super Bowl.
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If you're not doing cocaine at the Super Bowl when you've reached that level of fame and success, I don't know what the fuck you're doing.
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He's 49 years old.
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He only dates women until they hit 25.
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Of course, he does blow.
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Is this breaking news?
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What are we doing?
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Honestly, the breaking news is he's not doing it off the ass of a 25-year-old.
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God damn it.
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It's just like, he's just doing it himself, like sitting down.
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You know, it's also kind of the worst time to do cocaine.
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It's like you're just sitting there watching a game.
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You're just like, I mean, there's, I mean, you're not even doing that.
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Wait, why is that the worst time?
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You're at the Super Bowl.
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Yeah, why the fuck do you want to do it?
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Because you're not doing anything.
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You're just sitting there.
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What do you do when you're on cocaine?
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I party, dude.
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What does that mean?
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I go to strip clubs.
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I go to strip clubs and like do some bumps and then just like chill out.
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I don't think we're allowed to talk about cocaine use on YouTube.
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This is all parody.
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This is all joking.
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We can't see him from the waist down.
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We don't know what's going on from the waist down.
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As far as we're concerned, Leo could be doing bumps and getting blown by like two 19-year-old chicks at the same time.
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That's actually the extra double blow.
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That's actually the when you buy the Super Bowl package like that, that is included.
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It is like you get free blows.
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Yes.
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The whole reason I'm trying to climb the ranks of the podcasting circuit is because I want to party with Leo.
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I just want to go.
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I'm like my dick sucked at the Super Bowl and I want to take a bump of Coke off of Leonardo DiCaprio's really long fingernail.
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Dude, only Richard Michael asked for.
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Yes.
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It's a bucket list item.
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Every seat of the Super Bowl actually has like a baggie of cocaine just hanging under it.
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Hey, Toad.
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Hey, Toad, you lost, as you normally do on sports bets at the Super Bowl.
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Tell us about it.
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Well, yeah, I bet on the San Francisco 49ers.
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Are you retarded?
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No.
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You got no of the like, even the president of the United States, which I don't know if this is on the thing, but if it wasn't.
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Yeah, he admitted rigging the Super Bowl.
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I decided to bet against all of that.
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I have inside information.
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Joe Biden, the actual Joe Biden account.
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If you did not see this in your viewers, go to Twitter.
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It's probably going to be the most liked tweet ever.
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It's crazy.
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It's Joe Biden with the glowing red eyes, which is just like a meme from the Boogaloo Boys.
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From this is really funny.
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He's like, dictator speech that he did.
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Yeah.
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And he said, what was it like?
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We planned this, or what was uh, he said, just like we, I think he said, just like we drew it up or something, just like we drew it up, yeah.
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The president of the United States says, Did you click on the alt, the description?
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If you click on the description, a little window pops up and it says Dark Brandon.
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That's like if you click on the corner where it says alt, it says Dark Brandon on the image.
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I don't know what the fuck is going on at all.
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Obviously, it's not him, right?
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It's his team that's doing it, but somebody just doesn't give a fuck at all anymore.
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I think there is some intern in there that is just like, it's funny because most of the politicians don't know how to reach like an audience that actually like online.
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Like, none of them know how the internet works.
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So they're just putting out random shit.
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They actually got an intern that understands the internet and they put out the one tweet that everybody actually was like, oh, this is actually kind of cool, kind of based, like kind of funny.
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It makes no sense.
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The problem is the White House.
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Listen, this is what happened, guys.
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I'll tell you exactly what happened.
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Me and David started a show called Nephilim Desk Squad.
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We completely moved the Overton window of what's crazy.
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And with Nephilim shit, we've just moved it way over.
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And this is the dumbest, craziest shit that could happen from a political website ever.
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And that's just the world we live in.
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Do you know how dumb the American people have to be to just through any sort of memetics convince millions of people that an obvious, like barely sentient potato is in any way cool?
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And that's what they did with Joe Biden because they alleged that he rigged the Super Bowl.
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I don't think they're going to be able to do, though.
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I think what they're, I think they're like trolling us, but in a way that they're saying, we know that you know that we're controlling everything here, and you can't do anything to stop us.
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That's what the message is.
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You're definitely schizophrenic.
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Go ahead, Raven.
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I mean, I kind of taking the same.
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I'm also really schizophrenic.
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You're also schizophrenic.
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So the only thing I don't see this, I didn't see this through the context of sports at all.
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Like, I didn't even think about the fact that, like, obviously the game was rigged and they were telling a story about Taylor Swift or what the fuck ever.
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I saw this as like very, you know, very much in the same way where we just got a clip about Leo doing cocaine.
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The entire Super Bowl was immersed in like satanic imagery and ritualistic practices and all this weird shit that's going on.
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So when I saw that, I'm looking at it from the angle of like schizophrenic.
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I'm like, what is what does this mean?
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What is Dark Brandon?
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One second.
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Can we pull up a Zincum Camzim's comment there on YouTube?
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I wish I could.
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This is a great one.
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I see it.
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There was a new waste of time show.
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Just took over the real news.
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This guy is so retarded.
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But first off, it's in all caps.
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All right.
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Yes, this is a waste of time show.
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I never thought about it that way.
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Tower gang is definitely completely waste of time.
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But the real news, like you, you come to Elijah Schaefer three times a week to get the real news.
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What the fuck is going on with this?
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This is the type of guy that ought to be a fan of Tower Gang.
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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This is why before we got on the show, he goes, just heads up, the fan base is fucking retarded.
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And we said, okay, cool.
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That didn't work out pretty well.
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I didn't think he meant this retarded.
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I didn't think he meant it.
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I didn't think he meant it at all.
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I thought he was just, you know, look, people, people may think that this show is a waste of time or that we're a waste of time, but just hang on because we create culture.
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We create racial slurs that you've never heard of.
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There are things that we're capable of with our combined retardation that is the equivalency of some sort of genius level racism.
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So just hang in there.
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He gets it.
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This is what happened.
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It's like he kind of said, Hey, can you watch my kids?
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Because he's like, I got to do this three times a week or something.
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Can you watch my kids?
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And we're like, sure, they must be fine, right?
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And he's like, just watch them.
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I got something to do.
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And then we get here and we're watching his kids.
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I'm like, these kids are retarded.
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How come he didn't fucking tell us that they're yeah, he didn't give us anything?
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He didn't give us any clue.
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He was just like, hey, like my kids.
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He was like, they're good kids.
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Like, no, don't worry.
► 00:15:42
We're like, hey, did they have any like special things?
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Do we need to like do anything?
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He's like, no, dude, totally fine.
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Perfectly nice.
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Normal.
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Perfectly normal.
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And then we get in there and like one is biting like a chair and like the other one is like hanging like on the like the ceiling and you're like what the fuck is going on.
► 00:15:57
But then the funny thing is like we still let them do that because we're just like we're retarded too.
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So we're like we're like oh, I can, I can bite the chair here.
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This is awesome, they could.
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They could be running around with silverware near the electrical outlets.
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I'm not stopping.
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Last comment here.
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I'm talking directly to Zincum this.
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I love this guy.
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Zincum, go to what?
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Also what we're doing right now and subscribe because I want to.
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I don't, I don't know.
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I haven't watched a lot of show in a hot minute.
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Um, does he does?
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Does he usually pull up comments like this?
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Because this is something that we did.
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We found out that the commentators, or commentators, the commenters are funnier than any of the hosts of any show.
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Basically, pull up the comment from Zincum Camzim.
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He did it at 1016, please.
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I want to talk directly.
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No no no, the one before that.
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I don't know, I don't want to see this one yet in order not talking directly.
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Okay, do your history buddy this.
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Why rumble vids don't get found in youtube.
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I don't know what that means.
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Now what else is going to follow up with?
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I like this guy's energy.
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It actually makes a lot of sense that you wouldn't find rumble videos on youtube.
► 00:16:53
He is on to something you guys stuck in your teenage days grow up from.
► 00:16:59
Your drama class is this, are you from India?
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Is this a pajee talk?
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This dude needs to grow up and get a real fucking name.
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I like that.
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Elijah invited us to guest host just so we could come in and go to war with his fans.
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I love it.
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I love it so much.
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Now he's laughing.
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He's enjoying it.
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You know what?
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I want you to unsubscribe from this channel right now.
► 00:17:22
Hey hey hey, Zincum Camzen, if you, if you are a uh, if you're actually a paying customer over at censored.tv, promo code offensive, cancel it.
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Send them no money.
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Subscribe to us towergame.locals.com.
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All right.
► 00:17:38
You guys honestly think that the Super Bowl was rigged?
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I don't think so.
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Yeah, I watched it.
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What do you guys think it was rigged?
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Okay wait wait wait, go on continue, continue.
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Greenlaw, who is the linebacker?
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Who was the one who was shutting down Travis Kelsey?
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He tore his achilles just by running out onto the field.
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It was actually no, I think it.
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No by rigged.
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What we're talking about this is not rigged in the sense of like nigged rigged, please take us off.
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They stole the just 12 more minutes, just hang in there.
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They stole the Super Bowl.
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It was uh no, but by rigged.
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We're not talking about like some guy some, like mob bosses were like no, I need this play to happen, I need this guy to be no no no, we're talking about this was satanically rigged.
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This was some.
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Some say a Satanic cult did some of their manic magic, voodoo powers and they and they can we have, can we have this power?
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This is even dumber than the mob rigging you're now.
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You're going to Satanic Route, not not.
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With how much image you're going to tell me that Usher is a satanist?
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Get the out of here.
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I've been, i've been biffing and bopping to that dude for years.
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Wait, please pull up min mix.
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Min mix 68 her uh, her comment there.
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You need to stop reading the comments.
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I I want to ask.
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This is important.
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Elijah literally went nuts Last show and banned anyone who questioned him or bitched in the slightest bit.
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Can we have this power?
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Like, we can achieve.
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Ban Mixy Make68 right now.
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Get her out of here.
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Hey, does anybody remember, and this could be totally unfounded, but Orlando Brown, he used to be like an actor on That's So Raven, right?
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And yes, there's a joke in there somewhere.
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Orlando Brown is one of the black guys that was killed by the cops, and I think Orlando Brown also played left tackle for the Broncos for years ago.
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Orlando Brown was a common black.
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He was Froda.
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A lot of guys are named where they're just named where they're from because they have no imagination.
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They're just like, this is Atlanta Brown.
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It's just like where I'm from and how I look.
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And he's going, Will Smith and Usher butt-fucked me.
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Does nobody remember these videos?
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He was a child actor from That So Raven.
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Maybe I spend my time on different circles on the internet.
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That's fine.
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The guy came out and he's going, Will Smith and Usher asked him?
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Boofooed.
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Wow.
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Well, this is this kind of goes back to if you remember the Cat Williams like whole interview with Shannon Sharp.
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And he was, he was, he literally wrote it down.
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He was like, yeah, all these guys are getting like butt fucked.
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But he was like, I didn't want to get butt fucked.
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Hey, hey, hey, we're on YouTube.
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Boofooed.
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Jesus Christ.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, YouTube.
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Sorry, YouTube overlooked.
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It's not just regular boofu.
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But no, but he was like, he said, I was at a place and he was like, and I saw, I think it was, was it like Quentin Tarantino?
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No, it wasn't Tarantino.
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Sucking the feet of children.
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Sounds like.
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That didn't happen.
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No.
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No, no, but no.
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Who's the guy?
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He just had a kid, actually.
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He's like 75 years old.
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Doesn't matter.
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Robert De Niro.
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Yeah, it was Robert De Niro and another guy.
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it was al pacino and he was like yeah they're the same and he literally And he was literally like, they said, hey, if you let them boofoo you, he was like, you'll get on their next movie.
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And he was.
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That was Pauly Shore that said that.
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Yeah.
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But this happens all the time in Hollywood.
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This is going on.
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Does anyone have a problem with that?
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Okay, okay.
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So I have to get boofooed by Al Pacino.
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Like, I wouldn't do that for free.
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And now I get to be an A-list actor for the next 30 years?
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That sounds fucking awesome.
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What happened in that mansion in Miami?
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You said you went to a mansion in Miami and you went with some influencer people.
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Look, I'm not going to tell you.
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I'm not going to tell you what I did.
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Let me just say I'm the favorite to be the next president.
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Okay, let me just say that.
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He did what Leo did.
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I'm just going to say, eyes wide shut, documentary.
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Clint didn't say he's sleepy.
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I did this open and I fucking, I hated it every second of it because Clint said he was sleepy.
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What happened last night?
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I drank while I watched the Super Bowl.
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And what happened after you drank?
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And then I sold my soul to the devil to be the next president of the United States.
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Whatever.
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And then I blacked out for eight hours and like my ass hurt, but that just happens when I drink.
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You know what's really funny, David?
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Clint is in a unique situation where he doesn't believe our conspiracy, like all the stuff that we bring to the table, but he's the only person that could possibly get to a point where he will actually get one of these propositions.
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Like as vice president of the Libertarian Party, then he's going to come to us and be like, yo, they did.
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They asked me to fucking.
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You know what's even more funny about it is that when they come to me and make that proposition, because obviously it's going to happen at some point because I'm going to be such a threat to the regime.
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They're going to be like, hey, you could have power.
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You just have to sell your soul.
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And I'm going to be like, I don't believe in a soul.
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You can have it.
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Whatever.
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Let's do this.
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I do want to ask legitimately what the two schizophrenics here, what do you think the Super Bowl and all the satanic chicken was three schizophrenic?
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Yeah, which one are you talking about?
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Oh, I want to talk to the ones that I care about.
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Top and red.
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Which one was the question?
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What I was asking is, like, what do you think the purpose was of the Super Bowl last night from like the like with all the satanic imagery?
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Like, what are they trying?
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Are they trying to tell us something?
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Dude, they said that Usher was doing some seance shit just because there was like flames in the background.
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Fire fire has been fire has been a like a CGI effect for intense emotions and things forever.
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Now you're just gonna correlate it all the devils.
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It's like a satanic ritual every time, dude.
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Look, you're gonna have to present me with some real ironclad evidence that Ursher Shut up that Ursher Ursher is now a devil worshiper.
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Get out of here with those moves.
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I could buy that he sold his soul just to be able to fucking gyrate like that, but you guys are out of your minds.
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That man is a Christian loving man.
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Here's the thing: I don't think any grown man wants to make money fucking gyrating and doing this shit and taking your shirt off.
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Oh, dude, I think about it all the time.
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Is that really what you want to do?
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For me, it's a fucking nightmare.
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If you said I'd give you a million dollars and then you'd have to suck my dick later, but all I had to do was like dance around.
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We're on YouTube, SMD.
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You can say you can say suck my dick.
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I just want to say that I'm pretty confident Clint's not getting propositioned.
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And the reason that he's not getting proposition is because he has too much.
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He just does it automatically.
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He's insane this like a set of cheeks.
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Dude, you're literally just butthole against open air.
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Yeah.
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No, that's a good point.
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Do you see on the list?
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I don't think anybody's biting.
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The numerology that took place.
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Yeah, it was like 33, right?
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Three seconds left in the game.
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Three points ahead.
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And yeah, clocks count down.
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Patrick Mahomes said 333 pounds.
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Real genius level stuff here.
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Clocks count down.
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And now it's a fucking conspiracy.
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You guys are so retarded, it's unbelievable.
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Was Jersey number 33, I believe?
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The address of the stadium is 3333.
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Come on, man.
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Yeah, Glenn is like, it's just like beating you over the head with facts.
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I don't fucking see it.
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What are you talking about?
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I can't see it at all.
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It's numbers, dude.
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No, it's a free Masonic number.
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It's like the highest level of free Masonic number.
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He's like the inversion of Alex Jones, where it's like Alex Jones is staunchly, everything is interdimensional child molesters.
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Clint is staunchly, none of this exists whatsoever.
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I don't know.
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That's not true.
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He's the anti-that's not true.
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I just sold my soul at a Super Bowl party last night, and now everything makes perfect sense to me.
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I want to ask, a lot of people saw the I Spice video.
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So like I Spice was there, which, by the way, incredibly mid.
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If you like I Spice, you're a fucking retard.
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She's retarded.
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Sorry, okay.
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I was, I was, oh, wow, I thought I was talking about it.
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Can we talk about this?
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Can we talk about the name of her hit song for a little bit?
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Something like you think you're the shit fart?
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Like, yeah, you're telling me that's not genius level marketing?
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You guys out of your minds?
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That's like, that's basically what we do.
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Just fart in parentheses and go super viral.
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It's fucking beautiful.
► 00:25:41
I'm going to be contrarian this entire episode.
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Whatever you guys hate.
► 00:25:45
I think that I spice is fucking a gorgeous musical genius.
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That's it.
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What I will say is she's got that downy dumper.
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She's got a set of cheeks out there that are mighty impressive.
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I got to give it to her.
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Do you think it's illegal to sleep with her?
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Because she can't consent, right?
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IQ-wise?
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Yeah, that's just because she's black.
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She's like, yes.
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She's got ginger hair now.
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So that's definitely demonic in some way.
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The age of consent in the black community is much lower.
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They have their own rules.
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The rules are that there are no rules.
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Breaking news.
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Free R. Kelly.
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What are we doing?
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They read the Talmud, actually.
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That's the problem.
► 00:26:20
R. Kelly's being tried on white law.
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You got Jewish people.
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Jewish people don't get tried on American law.
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They get tried on Jewish law.
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Like, they rape their kids and then the rabbis go and vote and they said, according to the Talmud, it was fine.
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Then they walked.
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Four minutes.
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Oh, my bad.
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No, the rabbit is a guy.
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The rabbit is a guy sucked on the tale when I cut it.
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We're on YouTube.
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I gotta find it.
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Four minutes.
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Just fucking fuck what they do.
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It's what they do.
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This is just they don't even deny it.
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Just hold off on the Talmud for four more minutes.
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Why does this mean four more minutes?
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Like, who cares?
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Like these people, I can't believe they're watching on YouTube.
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Talking to us on YouTube.
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true after it's just because rumble chat is is like just the whole i mean rumble chat shout out you're great like you're You put great content out for us.
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But it's just the whole site itself kind of sucks.
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But by the way, I have an exclusive deal with Rumble.
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Thanks, Cole.
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You're welcome.
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Tell them to get their shit together.
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All right, all right.
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They can't afford to.
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They're paying me too much.
► 00:27:25
All right, let's talk a little bit about the Senate bill today.
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I know some people are tuning in for serious news coverage.
► 00:27:32
I can do that too, believe it or not.
► 00:27:34
Senate bill, what?
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Oh, you don't even know what happened to you.
► 00:27:37
I do know.
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Jesus Christ.
► 00:27:38
All right, before we do that, we'll do serious on Rumble.
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Before that, Toad, why would you bet on the last man drafted in the last round?
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He's in the second or third year of his career.
► 00:27:49
The dude's obvious.
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Shut up.
► 00:27:50
I'm not done.
► 00:27:51
The dude's obviously dog shit.
► 00:27:53
You have Patrick Malhomes, been in the Super Bowl every fucking year of his life.
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The man is built like a dad bod god.
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He can't be stopped.
► 00:28:01
And you put how much money against him?
► 00:28:03
How much?
► 00:28:05
300.
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Because the San Francisco 49ers are literally better at every position besides quarterback, every single one.
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Well, thanks for that, Toad.
► 00:28:14
All right, well, I think they showed that during the game as well.
► 00:28:18
Oops!
► 00:28:20
This is what people tune into the Light of Schaefer show for is sports betting breakdowns.
► 00:28:24
Well, the reason I bring it up is because he had to do the packy one-chip challenge afterwards.
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And then he's been pissing flames all day, and I feel like the audience would find humor in his pain because I found tremendous humor in it.
► 00:28:36
Could you detail what happened to your body after you ate it?
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You know, this isn't the audience for you.
► 00:28:40
I think what's going on here is they're going to see him as just the victim.
► 00:28:44
They're looking at a clearly retarded kid.
► 00:28:46
They have no idea of the garbage that he's put us through.
► 00:28:49
Right.
► 00:28:50
Honestly, honestly, I don't care.
► 00:28:52
I don't care if they think that we're bullying him.
► 00:28:54
Fuck them.
► 00:28:55
I'll bully them next.
► 00:28:56
But until then, I want Toad to describe in graphic detail the pain that he went through today because it'll bring me joy.
► 00:29:01
Continue.
► 00:29:02
So this is the third time that I've done it.
► 00:29:04
And these are leftover from the 2020 edition of the Pocky one-chip challenge.
► 00:29:08
So they're also a little bit stale at this point.
► 00:29:11
And they might even be actually worse for you at this point in various ways.
► 00:29:16
All of it was going according to plan, which is basically that you eat the chip.
► 00:29:20
And then a little while later, your entire face starts going numb, and your hands start going numb, and you kind of start shaking.
► 00:29:27
And I mean, your hands going numb is kind of cool, though, because you could perform the stranger if you really want to, you know, but I didn't do that because I was on stream.
► 00:29:34
You start like hallucinating a little bit, right?
► 00:29:38
And then a little while later, like I would say 20 minutes in is when it really starts to get bad.
► 00:29:41
Like the heat is like over, like almost instantaneously.
► 00:29:45
Like the numbness kind of wears off and then your stomach starts feeling like it's like imploding in on itself, but it feels like it's like full of like razor blades at the same time.
► 00:29:54
And it's just like, it starts churning.
► 00:29:57
And it's like, there begins to be this ebb and flow of it where you like think it's over and then it's not.
► 00:30:02
And then it gets even worse.
► 00:30:04
And it starts getting even more intense.
► 00:30:06
How bad did it hurt?
► 00:30:07
It starts getting even more intense again.
► 00:30:11
I don't even know.
► 00:30:13
Like I said, it feels like you swallowed like a whole bunch of Nadeau razors.
► 00:30:20
Quick plug right there.
► 00:30:22
Nadeau.
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I don't even know if they're paying us anymore.
► 00:30:24
Then the part of it that was new to me, though, so that part of it is all, well, actually, the part of it that continued to remain the same.
► 00:30:31
Could you pause for a second?
► 00:30:32
I just want the audience to realize this is why we beat the shit out of him every day because his story's like this.
► 00:30:37
Because he never gets to the point.
► 00:30:39
It's not really entertaining.
► 00:30:40
I'm asking for details.
► 00:30:41
He's still boring, right?
► 00:30:42
All right, go ahead, continue.
► 00:30:43
Well, here's the other thing about this.
► 00:30:45
Hold on, Toad, we don't even need to hear you.
► 00:30:47
Can you pull up the video that I just tried to share right there?
► 00:30:50
Okay, you are a clear believer that this Super Bowl was a psyop as well.
► 00:30:53
Why don't you explain yourself there?
► 00:30:56
Yeah.
► 00:30:58
They're trying to sell more vaccines.
► 00:31:02
Pfizer vaccines, Taro Swift records, what have you.
► 00:31:06
Who knows?
► 00:31:08
Usher is definitely in on it.
► 00:31:10
You are.
► 00:31:13
This guy's right.
► 00:31:15
This guy's spittin'.
► 00:31:21
At one point.
► 00:31:22
Usher is clearly in on it.
► 00:31:24
He says, oh, God.
► 00:31:26
You know, the best part about this shit is that, like, as the show goes on, you see a legitimate pool of sweat in his chest right here.
► 00:31:34
It's a little triangle until he finally just gets on and leaves with no explanation.
► 00:31:40
So, so what happened?
► 00:31:41
So that was like, that's the part where you start hallucinating.
► 00:31:43
And I went into my room and my room has all the, my bedroom has all this red mood lighting right now for Valentine's Day.
► 00:31:49
We don't need to light this shit.
► 00:31:52
Wait, what?
► 00:31:52
So I'm in this alone.
► 00:31:54
You need ambiance to jerk off?
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What are you doing?
► 00:31:57
So, exactly.
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So I'm in there.
► 00:31:59
It's all red lights.
► 00:32:00
And it almost feels like I'm in a dark room.
► 00:32:02
But then I swear, dude, I started seeing demon creatures surrounding me.
► 00:32:07
It was starting to get really crazy.
► 00:32:08
And I'm not going to hold that thing.
► 00:32:11
Wait, we're going to drop YouTube real quick right now.
► 00:32:13
All right.
► 00:32:13
So if you're in the YouTube chat, go over to the Rumble chat.
► 00:32:16
We don't want.
► 00:32:17
There's a link to Rumble in the chat right now.
► 00:32:20
Click that.
► 00:32:21
Come over.
► 00:32:21
I promise you we'll be better on Rumble because it's going to be insane.
► 00:32:25
You don't want to miss the rest of Toad's horrific story, do you?
► 00:32:29
I do, but you don't.
► 00:32:30
Let's go.
► 00:32:30
Go over.
► 00:32:31
We'll wait, and we're
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back.
► 00:33:45
Oh, Clint left.
► 00:33:48
Everyone's asleep.
► 00:33:49
That was jarring.
► 00:33:50
There should have been like a countdown.
► 00:33:51
Was there a countdown?
► 00:33:53
There was a countdown.
► 00:33:54
I was watching it and I still missed it.
► 00:33:56
I still wasn't.
► 00:33:56
I was on my phone the entire time.
► 00:33:58
I was like, I wasn't paying attention.
► 00:33:59
I hope some of these people left YouTube and went over to Rumble.
► 00:34:03
I know it's a lesser site, guys.
► 00:34:05
It's green.
► 00:34:06
It's strange, but this is where we live now.
► 00:34:09
So come on over here.
► 00:34:09
Come and talk to us.
► 00:34:11
We pulled you.
► 00:34:11
I got your comments pulled up over here.
► 00:34:13
So I'll be reading them.
► 00:34:14
And we want to hear what you got to say.
► 00:34:15
Most of the people don't like this.
► 00:34:17
They're like, I came here to look at Elijah and jerk off.
► 00:34:21
And instead, I got four mildly handsome men.
► 00:34:24
And I don't know.
► 00:34:25
Yeah, we're definitely upsetting people.
► 00:34:26
Somebody said I look very.
► 00:34:27
I know Clint's not that good looking.
► 00:34:29
You do look very, that's actually not a wrong.
► 00:34:32
You do look very good.
► 00:34:33
It was just an observation.
► 00:34:34
I appreciated theirs.
► 00:34:36
They observed the thing everybody observes about me.
► 00:34:40
You look like Boogaloo Bottoms.
► 00:34:43
It's going to get way worse.
► 00:34:44
As summer continues, it's going to get way worse.
► 00:34:47
I can't wait for you to do the frosted tips.
► 00:34:49
It's going to be fun, man.
► 00:34:50
No, it's not tips, dude.
► 00:34:52
Whole fucking thing gets, but you know, it's whatever, bro.
► 00:34:54
It's really bad because his wife is super into it.
► 00:34:57
Like, they were just hanging out this weekend.
► 00:34:59
Him and his wife, they're just saying it like it's a thing.
► 00:35:01
They're like, Oh, yeah, we're gonna be fucking dripped out this summer.
► 00:35:04
And she's like, and they high-five each other.
► 00:35:06
And me and my wife are like, What the fuck are you talking about?
► 00:35:08
Like, they're worried about their swag.
► 00:35:10
He's picking off his wife's dress.
► 00:35:12
This is like very serious shit.
► 00:35:13
I don't want to, I don't want to derail us too much, but I really want to hear Toad's pain today.
► 00:35:18
So, please, if you could finish this story, by the way, it's almost over.
► 00:35:22
Well, as I was laying in bed, like, I felt like this rush of like painful warmth over me, and it was like my arms were like numb, but they were like in searing pain at the same time.
► 00:35:33
They were like really hot.
► 00:35:34
When you started seeing the demons, did you think to yourself that, like, maybe it's because I sports bet and jerk off constantly?
► 00:35:39
And, like, I should stop.
► 00:35:41
I didn't think that.
► 00:35:42
I didn't know.
► 00:35:43
One second.
► 00:35:44
Yeah.
► 00:35:44
One second.
► 00:35:45
I just want the people in the chat to give us feelers on if you like this of what Toad is doing because I want to have a completely unbiased look at it.
► 00:35:54
Do you like this?
► 00:35:55
Go ahead.
► 00:35:56
Well, this is our, this is basically what we do on our show, so hopefully they do it.
► 00:35:59
It felt like my chance.
► 00:36:01
Go ahead.
► 00:36:01
We're being like, like, wrapped in like briars, you know, like those like vines with thorns on them.
► 00:36:07
It felt like those were like.
► 00:36:08
Passion of the Christ.
► 00:36:09
Yeah, we're like wrapping around my arm.
► 00:36:10
Holy shit.
► 00:36:11
Yeah.
► 00:36:11
We're like wrapping around my arms and constricting me.
► 00:36:15
So it was like my blood flow felt like it was like stopping or something.
► 00:36:18
But then once I kind of like came to and I was able to like collect my breathing and I was able to actually like escape the room, then I realized I realized I had to take a piss.
► 00:36:28
And this was like the part that was new to me.
► 00:36:30
Like this is the third time I've done this.
► 00:36:32
This part made no sense to me because I'm like, I'm expecting that I'm going to like have to like shit fire later because you just consumed something.
► 00:36:38
It's in your digestive system.
► 00:36:40
They're just saying no.
► 00:36:40
They're not everybody.
► 00:36:42
Literally, everybody's saying no.
► 00:36:43
It's crazy.
► 00:36:44
It's like, no, no, no, no, haha, no.
► 00:36:47
And then one guy says, top center guy is a funny fucker.
► 00:36:49
That's coal.
► 00:36:50
No, no, no.
► 00:36:51
Don't like this.
► 00:36:52
No.
► 00:36:53
No.
► 00:36:53
You know what's sad?
► 00:36:54
It's like, I'm imagining.
► 00:36:55
Let him finish.
► 00:36:55
Let him finish and you decide how you want to finish it.
► 00:36:58
God fucking hell.
► 00:36:59
I took a piss and this had never happened to me before and it made no sense.
► 00:37:03
It was like I was pissing just like a constant infinite stream of stones like through my urethra.
► 00:37:10
It was just, it was this insane burning sensation.
► 00:37:15
And like, yeah, like gallstones or maybe stones from like being stoned like to death.
► 00:37:21
I have no idea.
► 00:37:21
So your dick was like a Pez dispenser?
► 00:37:23
No, Toad, a pebble dispenser.
► 00:37:25
Was this thing so hot?
► 00:37:26
This thing was so hot that it made you pass stones.
► 00:37:29
Is that what you're saying?
► 00:37:30
I don't know what it was because I've never experienced that part of it before, but it was like this just constant like did you look?
► 00:37:36
Was there stones coming out of your dick or was it fucking liquid?
► 00:37:39
I didn't want to look because I thought it was just going to all be blood or something.
► 00:37:43
So you didn't look.
► 00:37:43
You paved without looking.
► 00:37:45
Right.
► 00:37:45
You're a strange motherfucker.
► 00:37:47
I did not look.
► 00:37:47
I did not want to see it because I felt like it was probably all.
► 00:37:49
If you had a dick like his, I wouldn't want to see it either.
► 00:37:54
I curved to it too.
► 00:37:55
He's like somebody standing sideways.
► 00:37:58
And then what happens at the end?
► 00:38:00
Well, just, I mean, that was essentially it.
► 00:38:02
But what I don't understand is how could something that you consumed like through your digestive system, how could that work its way like into your bladder?
► 00:38:11
You know what's sad?
► 00:38:12
You know what's really sad?
► 00:38:15
I'm way more interested in the Senate bill than this.
► 00:38:17
I'm like infinitely more interested.
► 00:38:19
I just want to clarify something.
► 00:38:21
He doesn't understand that liquid that goes into your stomach, it also comes out of your piss.
► 00:38:28
You realize that, right?
► 00:38:29
Like, where'd you solid?
► 00:38:30
Where'd you go?
► 00:38:30
Wait, you were shitting out your dick?
► 00:38:32
What are you talking about?
► 00:38:34
No, no, no, no, consuming.
► 00:38:35
He doesn't understand.
► 00:38:36
He doesn't understand human anatomy.
► 00:38:38
Forget, we make fun of him for not understanding the vagina.
► 00:38:40
He doesn't understand that he's like, so you're just going to tell me that what I eat, then I excrete from my butthole or my penis.
► 00:38:47
It's like, yes, Tony.
► 00:38:48
No, no, no.
► 00:38:49
I understand the butthole.
► 00:38:50
Don't understand the pain in this.
► 00:38:52
What are you talking about?
► 00:38:54
No, that makes that makes a lot of sense.
► 00:38:56
You don't understand the penis.
► 00:38:57
Yeah.
► 00:38:58
He's a 38-year-old virgin.
► 00:39:00
This all adds up if you actually understood.
► 00:39:03
All right.
► 00:39:03
The good thing is, I know that I don't have any STDs.
► 00:39:06
Look, this is the main thing I wanted to prove to you, Toad.
► 00:39:08
I want you to now, I want you to go back through and I want you to look at the chat during this episode as we turn over the show to you and we allow for the audience to respond to your storytelling.
► 00:39:18
No one enjoys it.
► 00:39:20
I just want you to see that because you got a little egotistical after you won that debate.
► 00:39:23
And I want to bring you down, Peg.
► 00:39:25
Just bring it down.
► 00:39:26
You use another person's show that is way more popular than ours to prove to Toad.
► 00:39:31
Like, you're like, no, fuck this show.
► 00:39:32
I don't give a fuck about it.
► 00:39:34
I had to do it somewhere.
► 00:39:36
It's like, I literally have to do, I have to ruin someone else's show.
► 00:39:41
You were saying butt fuck over and over again on YouTube.
► 00:39:43
Who's trying to ruin the show?
► 00:39:45
No, that's different.
► 00:39:45
That's different.
► 00:39:46
People like butt fucking.
► 00:39:48
Yeah, but fucking makes it good.
► 00:39:49
They like it.
► 00:39:50
So giving Toad like 10 minutes.
► 00:39:52
Look at these people.
► 00:39:53
They're all, I mean, they're actually doing the Inward Tower in the chat.
► 00:39:57
It's actually really funny.
► 00:39:59
These are people who are amazing.
► 00:40:00
Those are our fans.
► 00:40:01
They said we're not allowed to say that word on here, but I'm going to leave it up to the audience.
► 00:40:05
If you said it's okay, then we're just going to go.
► 00:40:08
No, no, here's the deal.
► 00:40:10
If you can get a successful tower, it has to be successful.
► 00:40:14
We'll say it on the show.
► 00:40:15
But it has to be in order.
► 00:40:16
It has to be in order.
► 00:40:18
No typos.
► 00:40:18
No typos.
► 00:40:19
Actually, no, we should say whatever it says with the typos.
► 00:40:22
That'd be funny.
► 00:40:24
Negro.
► 00:40:24
Listen, I actually do want to know about the Senate bill.
► 00:40:26
I'm actually kind of curious.
► 00:40:27
What's going on?
► 00:40:29
Wait, guys.
► 00:40:31
I'm going to throw a little bit more into this pot here.
► 00:40:34
If you complete it successfully and you are the R, you win Fleek of the Half Week.
► 00:40:39
Fuck it.
► 00:40:40
We'll send you a t-shirt.
► 00:40:41
But you guys are going to have to.
► 00:40:43
The rest of the day is just going to be this bullshit.
► 00:40:46
This is like, have you ever seen, which y'all really are on Instagram, but like on Instagram Reels or any type of YouTube thing?
► 00:40:53
Slow down, chat.
► 00:40:54
They'll literally be like, what's your favorite?
► 00:40:57
And they'll do like, and so they make people comment under there.
► 00:41:02
They'll say something controversial or they'll be like, what's your favorite movie?
► 00:41:06
And so they should get a bunch of comments.
► 00:41:07
That's what we're doing with the live chat.
► 00:41:09
We're just like, everybody try to do an N-word tower.
► 00:41:11
And then everybody arc is like, all of a sudden, the comments shoot up.
► 00:41:17
Dude, we should just watch that for the rest of the show.
► 00:41:19
What's going to talk about the Senate bill?
► 00:41:21
That's the fucking worst thing I've ever heard in my life.
► 00:41:23
What about the Senate bill, dude?
► 00:41:25
Oh, my chat.
► 00:41:25
How disappointing.
► 00:41:26
I really want to hear about the Senate bill.
► 00:41:28
I'm actually curious.
► 00:41:29
I just want to know what it is.
► 00:41:30
What is it?
► 00:41:30
I don't know what it is.
► 00:41:31
All right.
► 00:41:32
Let me just say.
► 00:41:33
Let me just say what happened.
► 00:41:34
All right.
► 00:41:34
So in the Senate bill, I know Raven doesn't care, but he also thinks that everything's satanic.
► 00:41:39
And he thinks that Usher is the second coming of the devil or whatever.
► 00:41:42
It's between knowing and thinking, but please go on.
► 00:41:45
You don't know shit about Ursher.
► 00:41:47
That man's a genius.
► 00:41:48
All right.
► 00:41:49
Yeah, Ursher.
► 00:41:51
A town, up, down, whatever he says.
► 00:41:53
All right, look.
► 00:41:54
It's a hard one for me too, Clint.
► 00:41:55
Like, because I really liked Usher.
► 00:41:56
I was like, you gotta let it burn when he was up there singing and shit.
► 00:41:59
And I'm like, but he, like, he loves the devil.
► 00:42:01
When he was like, I couldn't do this without God, he's talking about some fucking lowercase G God.
► 00:42:05
He's not talking about God, bro.
► 00:42:08
Exactly.
► 00:42:08
It hurts me, by the way.
► 00:42:10
It was nice to see Ursher, Ludacris, Alicia Keys.
► 00:42:14
It was nice.
► 00:42:15
All right.
► 00:42:15
And it was a decent performance.
► 00:42:17
And I'll say that.
► 00:42:18
Alicia Keys was playing a red dick-shaped piano dressed as the woman in red.
► 00:42:23
This is like reverse.
► 00:42:25
It looked like a puddle of blood.
► 00:42:26
It didn't.
► 00:42:27
That doesn't.
► 00:42:28
It actually just looked like the challenge flag, actually, like that you throw.
► 00:42:32
That's all it actually looked like.
► 00:42:35
I don't know what that is.
► 00:42:35
You know what I'm talking about?
► 00:42:37
The NFL challenge flag.
► 00:42:38
The coach's challenge.
► 00:42:39
That's what she was literally dressed as.
► 00:42:41
That's probably what it was in reference to.
► 00:42:43
Anyways, I love Alicia Keys.
► 00:42:45
She hasn't aged at all.
► 00:42:46
It's really remarkable.
► 00:42:47
Had a huge crushing when I was in high school.
► 00:42:49
Drinking the fucking blood of babies.
► 00:42:50
Please, what is the Senate bill about?
► 00:42:52
You're upsetting me.
► 00:42:53
Okay.
► 00:42:53
It's all the Adrena crown, man.
► 00:42:56
I just want the audience to feel as if they learned one thing today.
► 00:42:58
So let me just say, I'm actually on your side, Clint.
► 00:43:01
I really do.
► 00:43:02
So, so the Senate bill, JD Vance came out and he said that there's a clause.
► 00:43:05
I don't want to interrupt you here.
► 00:43:07
You should interrupt you.
► 00:43:08
Yes, I'm harmed people.
► 00:43:09
You're a motherfucker.
► 00:43:11
This is what we're playing for, okay?
► 00:43:13
I see.
► 00:43:13
Listen, I don't think this is a good game.
► 00:43:15
The N-word in the chat.
► 00:43:15
Should be $33.
► 00:43:18
They're getting closer.
► 00:43:20
They're getting closer, but I feel like there's not going to do it.
► 00:43:22
They're retarded.
► 00:43:23
So this is what we're doing here.
► 00:43:25
This is the shirt.
► 00:43:26
You're getting a domestic tower.
► 00:43:27
So you just fucking DM me and let me know where to send it to, and I send it.
► 00:43:30
And there's a falling man from 9-11, which is pretty neat.
► 00:43:33
I'm glad you go up to 5x.
► 00:43:35
I thought that was nice.
► 00:43:36
Topoffices.com.
► 00:43:37
Clint, can you tell me about the Senate bill, dude?
► 00:43:39
Literally trying.
► 00:43:40
Been trying for an hour.
► 00:43:41
All right.
► 00:43:42
So JD Vance puts out, he says that he looked over the bill.
► 00:43:45
Inside the bill, the funding for the war in Ukraine, which is going to be $60 billion on top of the $100 plus billion that they've already sent to Ukraine to try and encircle Russia and ultimately defeat them so that they can prepare for war against China, which is really the game plan.
► 00:43:59
But I'm going to set all that aside, give you the basic bit shit.
► 00:44:01
Basic bitch shit is that they left in there that a future president, if he were to basically reject the funding requirements of this bill, would be grounds for impeachment.
► 00:44:14
I did see this.
► 00:44:14
Yeah, yeah.
► 00:44:15
Well, then maybe you should have just let me say it and shut the fuck up.
► 00:44:19
So that's what happened.
► 00:44:20
So they are laying a trap for Donald Trump.
► 00:44:23
The expectation being, obviously, that they think Trump is going to win, but they have to continue to feed the military industrial complex.
► 00:44:29
I'm not even certain that Donald Trump would actually reject the funding for Ukraine, but apparently they can't take that chance.
► 00:44:35
So they're trying to make it an impeachable offense.
► 00:44:37
That's the story.
► 00:44:37
There you go.
► 00:44:38
Yeah.
► 00:44:39
This is also coming off of right after they basically were trying to merge the like, was it the Israel funding and the border funding in the same package and also Ukraine funding as well?
► 00:44:50
All three.
► 00:44:51
All three.
► 00:44:51
And then they tried a standalone with Israel, which failed, which I want, actually, I want all of the anti-Semites on the panel, all of you, to address how a standalone aid bill to Israel would ever be defeated.
► 00:45:04
I don't understand how it happened.
► 00:45:07
That actually is, actually, it's kind of like.
► 00:45:10
It's not possible.
► 00:45:12
But it happened.
► 00:45:13
It happened.
► 00:45:14
Hold on, Clint.
► 00:45:15
This is something that Toad does.
► 00:45:16
No, no, no.
► 00:45:17
Shut up, Toad.
► 00:45:17
Wasn't it?
► 00:45:18
This is something that he does.
► 00:45:19
He said, like, because he, I had an epiphany the other day about him, because this is how he bets.
► 00:45:24
And like, he just, he is the CNN of betting.
► 00:45:28
If you think he would build a, no, no, because totally interesting.
► 00:45:32
Shut the fuck up.
► 00:45:33
It doesn't matter how many times he's proven wrong.
► 00:45:35
The next thing he says about betting is gospel.
► 00:45:38
Right.
► 00:45:38
And it doesn't matter if it is proven wrong.
► 00:45:40
It was still right at the time.
► 00:45:42
Yep.
► 00:45:42
So that's what he.
► 00:45:43
So it was like, that's what he's doing with the Super Bowl.
► 00:45:45
He's going, the Niners are literally better at every position except quarterback.
► 00:45:49
And I'm like, what position matters more than the quarterback?
► 00:45:51
And I had this epiphany.
► 00:45:52
And I was like, this makes so much more sense.
► 00:45:54
He is the corporate press of mistakes, actually.
► 00:45:58
No, you're right.
► 00:45:59
You'll win it like 60 times.
► 00:46:01
There's only one game that gets played.
► 00:46:03
You fucking imbecile.
► 00:46:05
It's a long, it's the long game.
► 00:46:07
This is really genuine.
► 00:46:09
This is a genuine observation.
► 00:46:10
This is like through listening to the show and through being on the show, I'm starting to realize like you're actually very bad at betting, but it's something that you continue to do on a regular basis to a really high level of commitment, like as far as the numbers go.
► 00:46:24
When we were in the state of Atlanta, he turned to us and he said, I lost $2,500 today.
► 00:46:29
And he said, every bet I made was right, though.
► 00:46:32
This man's retarded.
► 00:46:34
He said I was right on every one of them.
► 00:46:36
I don't think I said that.
► 00:46:37
This man's literally retarded.
► 00:46:40
You should have a big styrofoam helmet.
► 00:46:42
Maybe two of them.
► 00:46:43
As a matter of fact, guys, we found out last week, like after he was at, he basically accidentally admitted that he was a fed to us, and then we drilled deeper.
► 00:46:50
We found out that he had a stroke at his job.
► 00:46:53
Other people at his job had a stroke, too.
► 00:46:56
And then he also qualifies for disability.
► 00:47:00
And a brain tumor, prostate cancer.
► 00:47:02
Like almost everybody that his, almost all of his co-workers dropped dead, and he's like, just thought it was a coincidence.
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This man's retarded.
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That's why, you know, that's why it works.
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The feds keep funding him.
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And he just keeps gambling.
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Had stomach cancer.
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He keeps losing.
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He's not winning, but the feds just keep giving him money.
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They just want to see what he does.
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I actually am curious about the Israel funding.
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So it actually didn't pass.
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Did it get just destroyed?
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Like, was it just like...
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It failed like two-thirds to one-third.
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That's crazy.
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But why?
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Yeah, I wonder, like, it was a standalone aid bill to Israel, bro.
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You tell me.
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You're the anti-semis.
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You're the ones that say the Jews run this shit.
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You tell me how it fucking failed.
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They're getting ready to, they're probably getting ready to segue.
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Maybe they're going to give the Jews up again like they did during the Holocaust.
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Well, the Jews are only front men.
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They're just front men for disembodied Nephilim spirits for, you know, Satan, the fallen, things of that nature.
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So I'm going a different way with this.
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Shut the fuck up, Top.
► 00:48:08
They run ads like every 20 minutes here, and we haven't done one ad.
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We're at the part of the show where we have to plug his t-shirts.
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So hold that back up.
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If you guys like the show, Nightly Offensive, go to slightlyoffensive.com forward slash shop.
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This is in direct competition with toplobster.com.
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But go over there.
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You can buy this shirt that says you're a noticer.
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Very much effort merchandise.
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I know, but hey, listen, you know.
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They should probably partner with toplobsta.com, don't you think?
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One word on a shirt?
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What the hell?
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Maybe.
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We'll see if Elijah watches his own show.
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Probably doesn't.
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But yeah, listen.
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God, I hope he doesn't watch this.
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I don't watch this.
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Go pick up this shirt.
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Go pick up the merch if you like this show, if you want to support what Elijah's doing, because I can't hear his bitchy voice complaining about being Me Too at the Blaze again.
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So please buy some shirts, subscribe.
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Am I wrong?
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It's an awkward thing.
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Am I wrong?
► 00:48:59
It's an awkward laugh because everyone's like, oh, fuck, he invited us here.
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But like, that one was true.
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And I don't think anyone in the chat wants to hear that either.
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So go fucking buy your shit, man.
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Thank you.
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Hey, what I was going to say is I'm not in on the whatever your schizophrenic shit about the Jews was, but I do think that actually it failed because they actually do just want to pass the big bill.
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They're like, we don't want to separate up these bills into separate ones.
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But this is the important question then.
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Why is Ukraine more important than the Israel standalone?
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It's not more important.
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No, it is.
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No, no, no.
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Because they want it all together.
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And they're thinking, like, if we just pass the Israel wand, we can't get this other shit.
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That's a fine thesis, except for the fact they tried it all together.
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It failed.
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Then they tried to standalone Israel.
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It failed.
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Here's what's happening, Clint.
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Ukraine is not really Ukraine.
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That's ancient Kazaria.
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All right, yeah.
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Educate the audience on this.
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Go ahead.
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Yes, the Jews in Israel are just Kazarians.
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These are the people that run the banks.
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These are the people that share bloodline with the lizard people.
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These are the people who are trying to bring about the return of the Nephilim and fulfill end time prophecies.
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They don't even care about Israel.
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That's a biblical thing.
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That's about God.
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They hate God.
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They care about their homeland, Kazaria, Ukraine.
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So that's why these two battles are going on.
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They're about to pull the most magnificent switcheroo that you've ever seen in your life.
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They're setting up Israel with all kinds of fucking human rights violations.
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Biden said, you got 45 days, Jack, to tell me why you did that, you asshole, or whatever you're screaming at Netanyahu.
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Let's see how this plays out.
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It's very interesting.
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So you think that Ukraine is actually more important than them to the land mass of Israel?
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Wow.
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I think the people who run the porn industry really like Ukraine because they're from there.
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These people are not from the desert.
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These people, if you put them under the sun, they would burn.
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Use your brain, Clint.
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You got that big fucking brain in your head.
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We're fucking Ukrainian porn right now.
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The people with the curls, you think they're in the fucking desert?
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You think that they're fucking building tunnels under New York, which is not even close to a desert.
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This is how much they hate the sun.
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Even in New York, it's too bright for them.
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They have to go into the tunnel system.
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They already polluted the fuck out of the city to block the sun out because they're fucking vampires and they're just like still too bright out there.
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I think the owner of Rumble is a vampire.
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I mean, a Jew.
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Go to slightlyoffensive.com and pick up a notice.
► 00:51:27
Can we get an early life check on Schaefer?
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Well, doesn't New York also didn't they didn't they build the buildings in a certain way so that it creates like New York henge?
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Like I saw Boston Henge today, actually.
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It was like one of the days where it's at its peak where you have the sunset coming in like down or particularly.
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I thought you only used Boston Grinder.
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Right.
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Boston Henge is the new thing, baby.
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You're just staring right into this bright light.
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David, what's the conspiracy?
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What's the conspiracy with Stonehenge?
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I don't really understand what it is.
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It's the idea that it was random shit.
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Go.
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No problem.
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The idea that what came first, the chicken or the egg, right?
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Are these things, are these structures laid on ley lines, or do they do enough sacrifices at these locations that they imbue the planet with a sort of network of energy?
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So Stonehenge was more than likely this sacrifice site.
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They were just stabbing motherfuckers up.
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Can you guys tell me what happened with the pyramids?
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What about us?
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That was fucking an open-ended and disrespectful question.
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No, actually, listen, if you guys really just keep, they just keep going random shit.
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There's talk.
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No, we're going to go crazy.
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Talk, conspiracy monkeys.
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Talk.
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Jewish giants built them.
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Nephilim.
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I want to hear their schizo answer.
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Who built the pyramids?
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What are they there for?
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Listen to this crazy shit, dude.
► 00:52:47
We actually just interviewed this guy, Ed Mabry on Nephilim Death Squad.
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If you're into fucking conspiracies, go to Nephilim Death Squad.
► 00:52:53
We're interviewing the craziest people.
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So he said that the speed of light has been decaying since we were able to put a number to it.
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E equals M C square C being the speed of light.
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And over those hundred years since Albert Einstein to now, it's decayed, but it's decayed at a ratio that is uniform.
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Exponential unit.
► 00:53:13
Whoa, so that's it's like the inverse of what we're being told.
► 00:53:16
So we're told that like the expansion of the galaxy is slowing down, right?
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But you're saying that actually the speed of light is the speed of light is slowing down.
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Yeah, so he theorizes that, you know, 4,000 years ago, the speed of light would have been much faster, making what we're compositionally made up of much stronger.
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And also everything or everything else around you, even colors, how you perceive colors or hear sounds, if the light is moving faster, there's more colors on the spectrum.
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So the world that we lived in was much different.
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So when you read the Bible and you say, oh, it's kind of retarded.
► 00:53:50
How did this guy get eaten by a fish and stay there for things were different?
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I don't know.
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Yes.
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They were thicker.
► 00:53:58
So was everyone in the olden days as strong as a retard?
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Not only as strong as a retard, also smarter than us now, which is something that we don't definitely don't want to admit.
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It's because when you look at your brain function, really it's represented in what?
► 00:54:14
Sort of electrical synapses, right?
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Hey, I got to pause here.
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I got to pause here.
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They got it.
► 00:54:18
They almost got it.
► 00:54:20
They literally have three G's.
► 00:54:23
They did three G's instead of two G.
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That doesn't count.
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I know.
► 00:54:25
I'm just saying, they're getting really close.
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And then we still have another hour to go, and they're this close.
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These audis are going to figure it out, and then we're going to ruin the story.
► 00:54:35
Retards are dialing it in.
► 00:54:37
You know how when you look at brain function, they show you basically it's like a three image of a bunch of electric guy.
► 00:54:46
If you want to play another game, press one, two, three in the chat.
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If I see enough of them, then we're going to change the game.
► 00:54:51
What's the new game?
► 00:54:52
I don't know.
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They have to win the first one.
► 00:54:55
Whatever I like.
► 00:54:56
All this is kind of bullshit.
► 00:54:58
I just saw, so I actually just pulled up our list of things to talk about for the first time.
► 00:55:02
And there's a photo that says Mahomes equals Nazi question mark.
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What the fuck?
► 00:55:07
i love football now and i would love to see that photo because this is kind of let's go This is actually really, if you can pull that up, producer, it's there's a link in the like, because if Mahomes is a Nazi, it kind of makes sense.
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He married a white woman, like a very, like the whitest woman you can find.
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Like, she is white.
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Yo, did you see his lineage?
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Whoa, that's actually what the fuck?
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That's actually really close.
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Swastika on his head, man.
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Holy shit.
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Oh, he's wearing his number 15.
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But that means.
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Yeah, I was going to say, that's not a fucking swastika.
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That's what Hitler wore also.
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I mean, that was Hitler's number.
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His favorite number was 15.
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Yeah, 15 million.
► 00:55:44
Dude, he's 15.
► 00:55:45
Is Travis Kelsey 87?
► 00:55:48
So they're one number off from 1488.
► 00:55:50
The two of them combined?
► 00:55:52
Whoa.
► 00:55:53
Actually, it's true.
► 00:55:55
See, this is exactly what numerology is.
► 00:55:57
Like, even when they get it wrong, they just like round down and they're like, oh, shit.
► 00:56:02
Between 1587, one number off.
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That's 1488.
► 00:56:05
You talked to a very famous numerologist, didn't you, Clint?
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I did.
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I hated every minute of it.
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Fucking absolute retard nonsense.
► 00:56:13
Just fucking, and they're like, they're like, but then 9-11 was like the 11th day of the fucking month, and the month is the year of the Christ and the World War II began on 9-11, and the fight began and ended on the 9-11.
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And it's like, and then they end and they look around like they just blew your mind and you're like, this is just random nonsense, bro.
► 00:56:31
The funniest part about this is I stumbled upon this guy's video.
► 00:56:35
So he puts out a ton of videos on Instagram and they get like mad views, like crazy amount of videos.
► 00:56:39
The numerology guy?
► 00:56:40
Yes, same guy.
► 00:56:41
Like millions of views.
► 00:56:42
The clip from my interview, the exact thing I'm talking about, got hundreds of thousands of likes.
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And I'm sitting right millions.
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And I'm sitting right next to him as he delivers it.
► 00:56:53
And I'm just fucking inside.
► 00:56:54
I'm just like, dumbest shit I've ever heard.
► 00:56:56
The best part about this is so I'm known to scroll Instagram and find these videos and I'll send them to our chat.
► 00:57:02
And I found this guy and I just, it just came up randomly.
► 00:57:05
And I was like, this is crazy.
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I was like, top, or I used to say Tessie.
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Time out.
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They did it.
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Wheel man.
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Oh, they did it.
► 00:57:12
G, G, E, R, J. Jay Thoreau are.
► 00:57:16
Wait, no, wait.
► 00:57:17
Jay Thoreau, you won.
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You already won Fleak of the Week.
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He gets again.
► 00:57:22
I mean, that's.
► 00:57:23
Well, he doubles it up.
► 00:57:24
Does he get another one?
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Y'all fucking did it.
► 00:57:27
Chat.
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Shout out to the chat.
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No, there are two R's.
► 00:57:31
There are two R's.
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Doesn't count.
► 00:57:34
Should I give it to Mad Miller and they have to dismount?
► 00:57:39
They have to dismount it.
► 00:57:41
Once they got it, they had to not say anything for the rest of the show.
► 00:57:44
And they fucking.
► 00:57:44
No, that's right.
► 00:57:46
What if they got it?
► 00:57:47
What if they turned the extra R into retard or something?
► 00:57:49
You know what?
► 00:57:50
Both of you guys messaged me on Facebook, Mad Miller and Jay Thoreau.
► 00:57:55
Yeah, onto Tom Fate.
► 00:57:56
Did I say Facebook?
► 00:57:57
You said Facebook.
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Just ask yourself.
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And also send me a boomer meme on Facebook, please.
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Those two guys, yeah, I'll send you both a shirt.
► 00:58:07
All right, look.
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Look, I know you're really happy about this fucking chat shit, but I would really like to hear Raven explain to me the pyramids.
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Yeah, let's hear it.
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Oh, I don't know.
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That's an open-ended question.
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What do you want to know about the pyramids?
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I think it was Jewish.
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For real?
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Wait, I think they actually did.
► 00:58:23
We had a guest on that.
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Who the hell was it?
► 00:58:25
Oh, it was Chris Burton.
► 00:58:27
We said, what's a Nephilim?
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And he said, isn't it a giant Jew with magic powers?
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And we were like, yeah, basically, man, that's pretty solid.
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Do you think they built the pyramids?
► 00:58:35
Honestly, no, I think that should take place.
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No, I think that the pyramids were more than likely commissioned by the fallen to be built.
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I think the method by which they were built was a sort of a conjunction of things.
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Giants would have helped a lot.
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Frequency technology that allows for, let's say, well, you ever see, like, let's think about it on a small scale.
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There's like a little toy.
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I forget what the toy is, but you can vibrate the plate and there's like these little toy elephants on the plate.
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And when you vibrate the plate, they suddenly start to like scoot along the plate.
► 00:59:08
Well, if you can kind of harmonize and create a frequency that causes enough vibration that you can dismount a large object from the ground and actually begin to slide it where it's like kind of almost dancing, right?
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It's vibrating on the ground so you could push it into place.
► 00:59:22
I think it's a conjunction of a bunch of different things.
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It wasn't just like one technology.
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It certainly wasn't fucking aliens because we've already gone through that.
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Aliens are a rebranding of the fallen.
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But I think they were commissioned by the fallen.
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And I think that more than likely a lot of these places had mass sacrifices on them in strategic locations across the globe to create a net of essentially energy across the planet that we now call ley lines.
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Yeah.
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We call them ley lines.
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They're not natural.
► 00:59:51
The chat is absolutely going ballistic for us to drop the end bomb.
► 00:59:58
That's what we brought Raven in here for.
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Go ahead, Raven.
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You're on Rumble.
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Ruin your career.
► 01:00:02
Wait a big screen.
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Big screen on Raven.
► 01:00:05
The producer's going to be like, no, no, no, no.
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Scared.
► 01:00:13
Oh, no, we're not allowed to say.
► 01:00:14
Oh, they kicked him out.
► 01:00:17
Did he drop?
► 01:00:18
I don't know.
► 01:00:19
Oh, there he is.
► 01:00:21
I was like, leave studio right after that.
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You're welcome.
► 01:00:26
That was the best moment in the Legislature show.
► 01:00:28
There we go.
► 01:00:28
I'm glad that I could reward some of these dangerous retards.
► 01:00:32
He said the N-words, and then he did what the N-words do.
► 01:00:35
Top and Raven.
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Top and Raven.
► 01:00:38
Are you guys swingers now?
► 01:00:39
Like, why are you wearing these shirts?
► 01:00:40
This is a dope shirt.
► 01:00:41
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
► 01:00:42
Yeah, what is the lobster?
► 01:00:43
This is just what the fuck I look like.
► 01:00:47
I wouldn't work like this.
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What do you mean?
► 01:00:51
You know how, like, if you were a pineapple.
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I was born like this, motherfucker.
► 01:00:55
If you wear a pineapple, you're a swinger.
► 01:00:57
It's like what the people do in the villages and shit.
► 01:00:58
It's like that weird shit.
► 01:00:59
Like the lobster might symbolize something.
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I don't know.
► 01:01:02
I thought, see, I thought Toad was trying to throw me some schizophrenic shit.
► 01:01:04
He's like, what does the lobster mean?
► 01:01:05
Like, what does the lobster symbolize?
► 01:01:07
I was like, can you guys fucking stop doing this?
► 01:01:10
I was really curious what your thoughts are on the pyramids because I've always been interested in it.
► 01:01:14
Unlike the numerology shit where you're just like, 9-11, date, date, 9-11.
► 01:01:19
Like, this is actually interesting to me because it does actually bring up legitimate questions as to like technological advancements.
► 01:01:25
one follow-up question you say that the fallen are that's what we are we've been told are aliens So is your thesis that the fallen have been with us ever since the creation of the pyramids?
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It's more specific.
► 01:01:38
So the fallen would be referring to the fallen angels.
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These are the angels that rebelled against God, came down.
► 01:01:44
The aliens would be the Nephilim.
► 01:01:46
the product of the fallen and the scripture says uh the sons of man came into the daughters of woman to the to the daughters of yeah right Is that what it goes?
► 01:01:56
Sons of God.
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My great grandmother came into the daughters of the.
► 01:01:59
Well, I mean, even I would say, I would think like the greys are lesser than.
► 01:02:03
They're like little biological husks that these things created.
► 01:02:07
But the fallen would be.
► 01:02:09
So when you have these images of like Zeus and Poseidon and you see the same characters in Sumerian epics, you see the same kind of characters, archetypes, basically, in Roman mythology.
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These are all the same entities.
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These are the fallen.
► 01:02:27
Maui from that movie Moana, right?
► 01:02:30
What is he?
► 01:02:31
He's a demigod.
► 01:02:32
Means uh, half god, half his mother, is falling the fuck asleep.
► 01:02:36
Can we talk about, can we?
► 01:02:37
Can we talk about the fucking trannies that were washing, getting their feet washed on a commercial during the Super Bowl?
► 01:02:42
Oh no yeah sure uh dude, I want to.
► 01:02:45
I this is crazy.
► 01:02:46
Like, did you what was okay?
► 01:02:47
I, this is okay.
► 01:02:49
So the Super Bowl like, of course, there's a ton of like commercials on there.
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They went all out on this whole thing of Christians being like accepting of people at abortion clinics.
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Uh trannies um, black people.
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This actually ties in perfectly to the Fallen and The Nephelim.
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But go ahead yeah, but the craziest part so this is all like is like uh, it was it like.
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Jesus Is Us, or Jesus uh, or they did something like a slogan what they did.
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I would imagine.
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I would imagine the producer could play it if you want to.
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Yeah he, it was, it was in the, it was.
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I keep looking at the thing because uh, I forget what it was.
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Wasn't it like that all these other like uh, people of other races were basically like enslaving white people and making them like wash their feet and shit.
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Isn't that what it was?
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Dude, do you ever think about just like jumping through your webcam and beating the shit out of this guy.
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That's crazy.
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No, not really.
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He gets us.
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He gets us.
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That's what it was.
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Oh, holy shit.
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This is a okay, this was a real commercial, not with all the.
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Jesus didn't teach hate, he washed feet.
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He gets us, all of us, Jesus.
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So Jews for refugee?
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Wait, is that actually part of the commercial?
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Yes yeah, I guess this is also so.
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Is that so?
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Is that so I legit?
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I legit thought when I saw that because I like I was really drunk at the time I legit thought that was a commercial for people with foot fetishes and I was into it.
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Go ahead, it's crazy because uh, it's he, he gets us dot document.
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Okay yeah, so people have have gone, people have gone into this and i've done deep dive and they tried to find you can't find uh, who like funds this like it is not like you know.
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So this is kind of like they have anonymous donors, they have interesting and i've, i've seen these, i've seen like it was this and then, I don't know if you noticed, there was a lot of the uh, I don't this blue square thing about Jewish hate.
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Yeah, have you seen this?
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I saw that in a movie theater.
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Yeah, it's seven million dollars in ad um yeah, for like, and they're not saying who paid for it.
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Dude, these people, and apparently it's Christians.
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You know all those very rich Christians out there like that, did it have Havanagila playing behind it during?
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That's more of just uh uh well, like it's not not very subtle, just telling the audience.
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They're kind of retarded.
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That uh, what I think they did too.
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So it was that it was also a bunch of stuff about like Jewish hate Anti-semitism, and there was also a lot of um UFO commercials, which is just weird.
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Yeah, you're right, and it's kind of a thing.
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I guess you you've talked about this before.
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We like, if you kind of know about vampires again, like they you have to invite them into your like you have to give them the consent and they have to tell you what they're doing.
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I know people say that, but it just feels like cope, it's just ever.
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Everybody Say it's true, but it just feels like cope.
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But like, why does it keep happening?
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What are you saying is stupid?
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It's a stupid thing to say.
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That also feels like cope.
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Why doesn't it feel like cope to you?
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Do you think, so do you think just bad things just happen?
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Yeah.
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And they do.
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And they do.
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I mean, do you think babies get fucking brain tumors?
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And it's like, he asked for it.
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What's the biggest problem in America?
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I mean, other than the Haba Nagila song?
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Seriously, what is it?
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Biggest problem in America probably inflation.
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Yeah, it's the Federal Reserve.
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But, I mean, if you want me to be playful with it, I could go down to like...
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No, no, no.
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I want you to be dead serious.
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What do you think?
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Yeah, no, I would say the central bank.
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Financial, right?
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Yeah.
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Central bank.
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Would you say usury?
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No.
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It's not borrowing money voluntarily.
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It's printing money from nothing.
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Yeah, but there's a lot of the borrowing voluntarily as well.
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And there's also, we have that?
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Do you see how he went like, there's also some borrowing as well?
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Like, you just say, just to prove his point.
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No, but we've borrowed we all have consented to this idea by most of us not paying attention.
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And that's how they do it.
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They say, well, 80% of the people don't give a fuck.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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And that's a green light.
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Go ahead and print money and do whatever else.
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That's why you got to go to nightlyoffensive.com and pick up a noticer shirt because he has noticed how the game works.
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All right, look, explain, explain.
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So because sometimes we borrow money, we are now acquiescing to the central bank's existence.
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Is that the thesis?
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It's not just borrowing the money.
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It's, like you said, watching the porn.
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It's biting the apple.
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It's whatever it is.
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Not toad.
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Sorry.
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Oh, God.
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I call it Clint Toad.
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Sorry.
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No, what I'm saying.
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Go ahead.
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They're not working off the same moral acceptance system that you are.
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It's a different twisted system.
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I know.
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People always say this, but that's it.
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They just say it.
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They go, you have to consent.
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You have to let the fucking vampire in.
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Why?
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Why couldn't they just fucking walk in?
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Because they do.
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It's still a moral system that they follow.
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And the moral system is that they have to be like, they can, yes, they can do whatever they want, but as long as you consent to it.
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But I don't.
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I reject it.
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I know you don't, but like, I mean, you're also, but you were a part of the system.
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They have to consent.
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No, in their twisted morality, it is like, because you are part of the system, you consent.
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Even though you might say you don't, I will take it as consent.
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It's the social contract.
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But it's a social contract in that they actually believe it.
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It's not logical, but it's what they believe.
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So, all right.
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So I think the better way to do this is to invert it.
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How the fuck do I not consent?
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If you're saying that I'm consenting somehow just by my mere existence, how do I not consent?
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I don't think there's a choice for you right now.
► 01:09:27
I think how you not consent is by doing what we're doing now.
► 01:09:29
We're doing offensive comedy, sort of telling the truth.
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You're doing your political shit.
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You're telling the truth.
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That's the way you don't consent, but you've got to get a lot of people to not consent with you because the general, the overall humanity is consenting like a motherfucker.
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So an individual can't opt out.
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It has to be the collective.
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You can opt out.
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I try to opt out.
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I mean, you can opt out.
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The individual has to opt out in order to get the collective.
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Like everybody has to act as an individual.
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So the image you would paint is like, think about people who are vax to the gills and who are still wearing masks and who are yelling at other people that they need to be vaccinated or what the fuck ever.
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Like that person is just consenting all the way down.
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And then other people who are doing the opposite, who are dissenting, who are backing away from the system, who are going, no.
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It's really that simple.
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The individual has to detach from that system first.
► 01:10:19
And then ideally would be when you walk onto a, when you walk onto a plane and you see some people still wearing masks, do you ever think to yourself about just cold cocking every single person that you see wearing a mask?
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Yes.
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Yeah, me too.
► 01:10:31
I mean, yeah.
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I feel, I just look at them and I feel bad because it's been like, it's been so long.
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And these people are not.
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But I feel like we could end, like, if you want to actually break the mold, right?
► 01:10:41
You could actually break a bunch of faces and then they'd probably stop wearing masks because everybody that got hit in the face because they were on a mask, they'd be like, not going to do that.
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Yeah.
► 01:10:49
Yeah, but Clint, in reality, you know that it's all about persuasion.
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You have to persuade these people.
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No, no, I'm into brute force.
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I'm a, I'm a.
► 01:10:58
That is a form of persuasion, but I don't think you even have to go that far.
► 01:11:01
I think you can just like bully them, like verbally.
► 01:11:04
The other thing, by the way, I think.
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Just stare them dead in their eyes and call them retards.
► 01:11:08
I think a very good example of opting out, of like not consenting, is what's happening in El Salvador, where they were just like, no, no, no, we're not dealing, like the entire country from like the top was like, we're not dealing with this shit anymore of like, we have to give human rights to these criminals.
► 01:11:27
We have to be on your banking system.
► 01:11:29
We have to like, they were like, no, no, we're opting out of all of it.
► 01:11:31
This is actually a really important question because I, Naeb Bukele is who he's talking about.
► 01:11:36
He's the president of El Salvador.
► 01:11:38
He went in there, basically became a dictator, just did away with human rights against all of the gangs.
► 01:11:45
I'm sure a bunch of innocent people got locked up too, but he also got all the gangs off the street.
► 01:11:49
Murder rate declines rapidly.
► 01:11:51
He then gives this speech and he's like, he's like, he's obviously all grace to God.
► 01:11:56
This is about living a godly life, but he's behaved in a way that's very totalitarian.
► 01:12:00
I'm curious, like, can a man with that level of power maintain a moral outlook?
► 01:12:07
Because historically, the answer is no.
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No.
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Everything in the Bible.
► 01:12:14
No.
► 01:12:14
Every king in the Bible fell the same way.
► 01:12:16
Yeah, I mean, King David, King Solomon, all of them had the power and they all fell.
► 01:12:20
I'm sure in his eyes, from his point of view, yeah, but I think the thing is, it was a time thing, too.
► 01:12:28
It was like they all did good things when they first came in.
► 01:12:32
But it's the time under power and that it does corrupt.
► 01:12:35
It's a very, it's like, it's not your.
► 01:12:38
Well, that's my concern about him, right?
► 01:12:40
Because he's made El Salvador into this Bitcoin haven, you know, property rights, all sorts of shit that I obviously endorse and espouse and would love to live under.
► 01:12:49
But I'm simultaneously very concerned that will he ever relinquish this level of dictatorial power.
► 01:12:55
The good thing is like because he because he's implementing decentralized things, like the like Bitcoin for money, it's going to be very hard to control the money.
► 01:13:04
Therefore, a lot of money, a lot of the power comes from the money anyways.
► 01:13:08
And he's also, if he's decentralizing other things, private property, doing stuff like that, you would hope that not necessarily he won't give up his power, but the power will go down as time goes on.
► 01:13:19
So he still can be corrupted by his power, but as the power goes down, it's like, okay.
► 01:13:24
Because like, like, which one happens quicker is basically where the question is.
► 01:13:31
The reason I ask is because his election outcome was like 90% or some crazy high figure, like historic figure to win re-election.
► 01:13:41
And he's given this speech.
► 01:13:42
It's an absolutely beautiful speech.
► 01:13:43
He's talking about God and living for God and the principles of a religious man.
► 01:13:49
Yeah, it was a great speech.
► 01:13:50
And he's like, we have the safest place in America.
► 01:13:54
This is the key.
► 01:13:55
He's giving this speech to an armed battalion.
► 01:13:59
Like all the cops in the military, they're all standing there with fucking guns.
► 01:14:02
It's like, this is a very militarized nation at this point, or at least that's the aesthetic that it's giving off.
► 01:14:09
It's kind of disjointed.
► 01:14:10
You have this liberty-oriented message, this self-starting entrepreneurial type of message, Bitcoin and all this shit.
► 01:14:16
And then you have this fucking armed force standing before him, like looking at him as if he's God.
► 01:14:21
Yeah, his mother's brilliant.
► 01:14:22
It's interesting.
► 01:14:23
His justification for this is that the people that he is locking up are people that have surrendered their rights by taking the rights of others.
► 01:14:30
That's like the justification.
► 01:14:31
Well, of course, I mean, that's always, that's always the justification.
► 01:14:34
But the key is if you don't have due process, if you're actually doing these dragnets to get tens of thousands of gangsters off the street, you're going to pick up a lot of fucking innocent people.
► 01:14:44
That's just inevitable.
► 01:14:45
Well, Clint, how do you think, how do you think a libertarian pathway would look in America today?
► 01:14:51
Do you think the whole point?
► 01:14:53
The whole reason I'm asking this question.
► 01:14:55
I think you need that strong man to come in and he's going to do some fucked up shit, but he's going to have to clean up and it's not going to be pretty.
► 01:15:02
And the libertarians could go and tweet about it.
► 01:15:04
But when that shit is cleaned up, then maybe you have a chance at whatever kind of liberty you're talking about.
► 01:15:11
But right now, this society is completely inverted.
► 01:15:13
So unfortunately, where we're at, yeah, you're going to have to crack some eggs.
► 01:15:17
People are going to go to jail and get killed that aren't supposed to.
► 01:15:19
But like, what are we supposed to do?
► 01:15:21
Everyone's been yelling as like, as in our road, our descent to hell, we're like, hey, stop here.
► 01:15:27
We can stir it around.
► 01:15:28
Now we're like so far down.
► 01:15:30
I'm like, you know what, guys?
► 01:15:31
This is going to have to be bloody, it looks like.
► 01:15:33
Well, at that point, you go, if you're on the road to hell and you get too far, you're like, we just got to blow up the road.
► 01:15:39
Like, it's like, if we're, we're going to stop people forcefully by just no, but you know how you don't get back to where you want to go?
► 01:15:47
You just blow up the motherfucking road, dude.
► 01:15:49
But no, it's not necessarily getting back to where you're going.
► 01:15:52
To destroy the descent, the destroy, destroy the descent into hell.
► 01:15:56
Yeah, you got to stop.
► 01:15:58
I understand the metaphor.
► 01:16:00
But it's just, it was just hilarious.
► 01:16:01
But also, this happened during, like, this, this argument happened during COVID.
► 01:16:05
I'm running the show.
► 01:16:06
Okay.
► 01:16:07
Guys, as we talk, I just want to get this in.
► 01:16:09
Please pull up the article of what was happening in.
► 01:16:14
Did you see the producer brought up an ad?
► 01:16:16
He was like, oh, he's probably going to do it.
► 01:16:18
No, fucking ad.
► 01:16:19
We're not reading ads.
► 01:16:20
Fuck Elijah.
► 01:16:21
No, no, no.
► 01:16:21
No, do the ad, please.
► 01:16:23
What happened in Israel?
► 01:16:24
Dick pill ad.
► 01:16:27
During the Super Bowl?
► 01:16:28
Because this ties in directly.
► 01:16:29
But we could also put it in the middle.
► 01:16:30
Diversion.
► 01:16:31
I don't know.
► 01:16:31
During the Super Bowl?
► 01:16:33
All I know is that they killed hundreds of Palestinians.
► 01:16:36
Oh, I know.
► 01:16:36
I know what you're talking about.
► 01:16:37
In a few hours.
► 01:16:38
Yeah, yeah.
► 01:16:39
Yeah, exactly.
► 01:16:40
Man, they really took advantage of the fact that we're fucking watching the Super Bowl.
► 01:16:43
They're like, kill him real quick.
► 01:16:44
Well, nobody's going to be able to do it.
► 01:16:45
They did it to get two POWs, and this is what they did.
► 01:16:53
Jesus.
► 01:16:57
This is why the Super Bowl is demonic.
► 01:16:59
There was a diversion for this.
► 01:17:02
You're just upset because you lost your bet.
► 01:17:04
But we have a fucking Down syndrome chick twerking on stage, and this is happening simultaneously.
► 01:17:10
There is something inherently satanic about that.
► 01:17:12
There's also something inherently satanic about they're doing the rituals and then the blood is being shed across the world at the same time this is happening.
► 01:17:20
Oh shit.
► 01:17:21
Man, we were just listening.
► 01:17:22
Ed Mabry said something about giant sacrifices.
► 01:17:25
You know what I want to say real quick, though?
► 01:17:28
Maybe I'm sometimes.
► 01:17:30
This isn't a black pill.
► 01:17:31
I'm not blackpilled, but I can't help but see like these world leaders when they come out and they do something good, especially like in some South American country or some shit.
► 01:17:39
And we all turn to them and then we go, oh my God, look, that's amazing.
► 01:17:41
And then it's like, and start the clock until something fucking terrible happens and they're caught doing something ridiculous.
► 01:17:47
Like when Javier Malay or whatever his name is came out and he was kind of the darling for a little bit of the Libertarian Party and I'm going, I'm all gut.
► 01:17:56
So I'm looking at him.
► 01:17:57
I'm like, I don't fucking trust his eyes, dude.
► 01:17:59
And then what is it?
► 01:17:59
It's literally like a month and a half later and he's kissing the wall and crying.
► 01:18:04
You know, it's the whole thing is like, it's a joke.
► 01:18:07
It's just like, how long?
► 01:18:09
Don't get toad started on this.
► 01:18:11
I don't want to hear it.
► 01:18:12
He's talking about blowing up that mosque and building the fucking tempering in the anti-class.
► 01:18:18
And I just want people to understand, too.
► 01:18:21
The attack from Hamas on October 7th was called Al-Aqsa Flood because they're upset about what's been transpiring at this very mosque, the Al-Aqsa Mosque.
► 01:18:29
And then fucking Malay goes over there, says we need to move the Argentinian fucking whatever the fuck to whatever the fuck.
► 01:18:35
And also, we need to build the Temple Mount back on where the Aloxa Mosque currently stands.
► 01:18:40
It's like, what the fuck is happening?
► 01:18:42
Why the fuck?
► 01:18:43
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► 01:18:48
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We interviewed There Goes the Neighborhood.
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These guys, I think it's like TYGTV on Twitter.
► 01:19:05
These guys interviewed one of the rabbis from the tunnels and he was telling them about the sacrifices that they were doing.
► 01:19:11
But if not children, they were sacrificing.
► 01:19:15
Wasn't that interview a troll?
► 01:19:16
I heard it was a troll.
► 01:19:17
No, dude, we had him on for like an hour and a half.
► 01:19:19
He's like, this is, he actually interviewed this guy.
► 01:19:22
Go over there and check that out.
► 01:19:24
Yeah, they were trying to bring back the Messiah is what they were doing in the tunnels.
► 01:19:28
So that's why there was blood on the mattresses.
► 01:19:29
I mean, it's like, it's kind of evil, but like, it's not at least in the Bangladesh.
► 01:19:33
I want to go back.
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Can we please do the ad read?
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I'm begging you.
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Yes, let's do the ad.
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Can we do an ad read?
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► 01:20:38
Look at that image.
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Go back down to the bottom.
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The testimonies had literally.
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Like, look at all the worms.
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They've got a bunch of different blends.
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They've got organic apple cider.
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This page is now scrolling.
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I can't keep reading.
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Damn it at her.
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No, guys, I want to talk about it.
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If you go down to the reviews and you take these pills, you're going to kill a bunch of parasites that are in your gut, causing a bunch of problems.
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And then they even have, what is it, digestive.
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So when you destroy your fucking gut biome by killing all these parasites, you can build it back up, baby.
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Listen to it.
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Promo code Elijah.
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Look, he shouldn't have had us guest host this show, but you know how you can make it up to him?
► 01:21:18
You guys can all go and buy those supplements right now.
► 01:21:21
And you know what's most important?
► 01:21:22
You can get the Jews out of your digestive tract.
► 01:21:24
Dude, that's fucking crazy.
► 01:21:25
They gave shit.
► 01:21:26
You're both purge store.
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They gave purge store products.
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They gave purge store products to one Pajeet.
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He immediately died.
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And it wasn't just from like, he's not the parasite.
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His whole body is just filled with all sorts of shit.
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And it kills him.
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And intestinal parasitic infection in homosexual men, prevalence system, and factors in transmission.
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This is an NIH article.
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They're saying 67% of the 200 homos that they tested had intestinal parasites as compared to about 16%.
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So this ad is perfect for Elijah's audience.
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You guys are punching.
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You fucking baggage.
► 01:22:05
These parasites.
► 01:22:06
You're not shooting ropes.
► 01:22:07
You're shooting worms, Nick.
► 01:22:09
The reason that these parasites get in there is because these parasites actually feast on calm.
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That's what it is.
► 01:22:18
That's why they wind up inside of all these gay men.
► 01:22:21
Can you imagine having parasites in your sock drawers?
► 01:22:24
What was a promo code?
► 01:22:25
Whatever.
► 01:22:26
It's like a percentage off.
► 01:22:27
Elijah.
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Gang.
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They don't.
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They literally canceled the ad and they pulled down the script because they don't want us to be plugging it anymore.
► 01:22:36
No, yeah, to be honest, though, if you if you use promo code Nephilim there, that would really help us out.
► 01:22:41
Don't dude.
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Come on.
► 01:22:43
No.
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Promo code Elijah.
► 01:22:46
E-L-I-J-A-H, get yourself 10% off today.
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Do not use the other promo.
► 01:22:50
I actually heard store.com.
► 01:22:52
I want to go back to the strongman argument because what happened during COVID is there was a lot of libertarian arguments of like, you can't, the government can't tell any business that they can have a vax mandate or they can't have a vax mandate.
► 01:23:06
And then there was, and then there was like one guy in Florida, and unfortunately, like his whole campaign fell apart because on everything else, he was garbage.
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But on this one thing, he was like, no, even private businesses in my state are not going to have a vax mandate.
► 01:23:20
And who did the fucking best?
► 01:23:21
And who was like, where did everybody want to move to?
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Like, it is something where, like, we had it in real time.
► 01:23:28
Basically, the argument you're making is that in times of tyranny, some authoritarianism to fight the tyranny makes sense.
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Where people go, no, you've got to let them have their freedom.
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And like, it's, it's hard for me to say because I do believe in absolute freedom.
► 01:23:41
I'm an anarchist through and through.
► 01:23:43
Thiracles, Texas says no COVID talk.
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So for the next 40 minutes or so, we're only talking about COVID.
► 01:23:51
Sorry, I didn't realize Tim Pole was in the chat.
► 01:23:53
We're talking about freedom.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Shut the fuck up.
► 01:23:59
By the way, if you don't know, Clint was there for that.
► 01:24:02
Clint was literally sitting right beside Tim and Tim's like looking at his Luke and just go, shut the fuck up.
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Stop talking about COVID.
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And I'm like, I'm like, I'm the host of Liberty Lockdown.
► 01:24:14
Oops.
► 01:24:15
I literally made this my whole shtick.
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I can snatch the beanie off his head and say, I'm the beanie guy now.
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And I want to say this also, Clint, you've been getting ragged on this because recently online, some people have been saying that you actually put out, if I'm not a libertarian, then if this is, because I think it was talking about the border, though, which I mean, kind of the same, it's another same argument, though, of open borders, which is what some libertarians say they want, and as well as also the people in charge in power right now, the deep state, they also want open borders.
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And then there are some other people that are going, no, like we got to close these borders down.
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It's one, more libertarian, and two, it's just better for the country overall.
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And this got you saying that you didn't feel if this was the libertarian standard, then you're not libertarian.
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No, that's not what I said.
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You're taking the COVID shit.
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I just taking a screenshot from a hater of mine who I have blocked from a conversation we had over a year and a half ago.
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And it doesn't even include the context of what I'm replying to.
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I don't even know what the fuck it's in regards to, if I'm being totally honest.
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You were talking about something.
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To be honest, honestly, you sound like a cope.
► 01:25:24
Yeah, it's actually, you actually.
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I don't know what his response is.
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Honestly, Clint.
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Yeah, Clint.
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You could have stepped up there and been like, yeah, 100% I believe that.
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And you would have been awesome.
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But instead, you went, I might actually agree with what I said, seeing as I said it, but I don't know what the fuck it's in reference to.
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It was because somebody said that the libertarian position was like probably, I think it was to allow private businesses to enforce vax mandates.
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And you said something like, well, if that's the libertarian position, then I'm not a libertarian.
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And now people, this guy thinks that that's like a gotcha.
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Clint said he's not a libertarian.
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That's fine.
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That's fine.
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Here's the reality.
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Here's the reality.
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The reason private businesses, they don't want us to talk about COVID, so I'm going to keep this really quick.
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The reason that private businesses were doing that in mass is because of the biggest psychological operation ever ran by the federal government and the CIA and the WHO and the UN and a bunch of other fucking the WEF and Klaus Schwab and Bill Gates and all these other motherfuckers.
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They were all fucking with our brains.
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So then you have private businesses that opt to do that against the will of their client base.
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That's not in alignment with libertarianism.
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So, as far as I'm concerned, you can outright reject any sort of claim that I have to put something in my body to walk into a fucking private business.
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I'm a customer.
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You don't have any permission to know what's inside my body, which is why a vaccine card or a digital ID, any of that shit is completely counter to libertarianism.
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And as I said in that screenshot, now that you're referencing it, I will fight anyone that tries to make that my existence, that tries to make that be the law of the land moving forward.
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Fuck that.
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I don't want to live in a country like that.
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Same with the open borders.
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I'm totally okay with closed borders because I think that right now there is a United Nations plan.
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You can look up Immigration 2030 where they detail that their entire protocol is that they want all of the governments of the world not to be fighting immigration, but rather assisting in it.
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And that's what's happening.
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The whole reason that we've seen 8 million migrants enter America over the past 12 months is because the fucking United Nations, which is my taxpayer dollars, are going to these NGOs to then usher in this fucking slow invasion.
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That's what's actually happening.
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So, if you if you support open borders in this junction, you're just a fucking useful idiot.
► 01:27:33
Can you pull up the parrots?
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Yes, man.
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The elite, just like this, dude.
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Like, if that was in Germany, yeah, dude, I was like, I wanted to tweet this as well, and I was just going to actually tweet out the hashtag Hitler was right because I saw that I forgot about this commercial, too.
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This was so funny that they actually put that there.
► 01:27:54
Somebody does need to take that clip, though, of Clint going off on that tirade and just lay Hitler's speech over it and watch how well it syncs up.
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I was being fucking radicalized in real time.
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I loved it.
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Also, do you remember what?
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This was a commercial during the Super Bowl.
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It was a base commercial.
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It was another one of those Blue Square commercials about stop hate.
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It was something like 99% of I can't remember the stat.
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They put on something about 99% of Jewish hate comes from high.
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Yeah, dude, it was crazy.
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They just put stats on their ass.
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I forget what that is.
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I'm hashtag noticing slightlyoffensive store.com.
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It's like it's who's funding this?
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Like, just the shallowest thought of, you're right.
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I'd say maybe 33% of the commercials weren't selling a product.
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They were like pushing this weird message.
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I was waiting.
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We just went to a website.
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No fucking product.
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They didn't, as a matter of fact, they try to quote the part of the Bible where Jesus washes people's feet, and you can tell that it's a Jew because they never read that part of the New Testament.
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And they just like, oh, that's the part I like and skip the last part of the story.
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13% of all commercials commit 52% of subversion.
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It's crazy.
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These are not my statistics.
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FBI statistics.
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You know, this is actually another great point that connects into where libertarian principles run afoul of the actual current circumstances that we're living under.
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The endorsement of transition for children based off of like, oh, this is just an organic thing that's happening.
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Like, no, the fuck, it's not.
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Obviously, it's not.
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It's part of the curriculum in public schools.
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You have all sorts of Pisafarian agenda.
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Yeah.
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The Nephilim shit, right?
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The prevalence of it has gone way up for no other apparent reason.
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So well, I mean, there's also social media impacts and there's contagion, all sorts of things that are probably organic, but there's also obviously a fucking op that's being ran that's fucking with kids' brains.
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And I just don't know how any libertarian can go like, no, it's against libertarian principles to ever tell anybody that they shouldn't chop their tits and dick off.
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It's like, yes, yes, you absolutely can tell a child not to do that.
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And in fact, you're kind of a piece of shit if you don't.
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What's the libertarian motto?
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Like, what would you say?
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Jail people who do do it, actually.
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Live and let live.
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It's like leave me alone, isn't it?
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Yeah, leave me alone.
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What's the lucifer?
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That's not, I'm the hero, the hero, right?
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What's the motto of Satanism?
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It ain't leave me alone.
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I promise you that.
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Do what thy wilt.
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Do what thy wilt wilt.
► 01:30:19
That was horrifying.
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That's pretty simple.
► 01:30:21
Jackson was really scared.
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He voiced me.
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The producer was like, he was like, I'll never, I won't chime in at all on the show.
► 01:30:28
He comes to the bottom of the corner.
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Is that fucking Aleister Crowley's ghost?
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What the fuck is that?
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This is my moment.
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No, this is good.
► 01:30:34
I want this fight with Tuck because he's been fucking doing these little dog whistle hints that he thinks libertarianism is Satanism, which is totally nonsense.
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Unless he wants, look me in my fucking eyes and you tell me you think I worship the devil.
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Go ahead.
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Do it.
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Not you.
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I think you're a useful idiot.
► 01:30:47
This is why I'm saying this stuff.
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But at its core, do what thou wilt is that's what Satanism is.
► 01:30:55
But that's not what libertarianism is.
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It is not do what thou wilt.
► 01:30:58
It's what libertarian libertarianism has become because the Mises caucus took over from the retard parties and then immediately lost it because libertarians can't organize and Dave Smith decided not to run.
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And now it's back to do as thou wilt.
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And now your name is older.
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Come on.
► 01:31:14
Isn't that why some of the candidates, one of the candidates was a gay dude, the other candidate was a porn thing, you know, literally owned a porn website.
► 01:31:21
Lily owned the porn.
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No, more than that.
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He's like a porn.
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He created like a porn empire, dude.
► 01:31:26
That's why when Toad went up there and debated all these other people in suits, Toad looked the most normal because they were all filled with the devil.
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Even Josh is the base dude, too.
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Josh Smith Smith.
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My god.
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He's filled with the devil.
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We figured that out.
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We've seen him sleeping.
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Oh, yeah.
► 01:31:42
Oh, yeah.
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That motherfucker's struggling with the devil every night.
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He's doing as thou wilt like a motherfucker.
► 01:31:49
He's trying to purge the devil from himself, though.
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You know, Toad's the devil is strangling him as he sleeps.
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He's too gay and retarded for the devil to actually manifest himself inside.
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So he's sitting up there.
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He looked like a goddamn angel.
► 01:32:02
He performed like he performed like the devil against these people.
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Do you think do you think retards are immune to Satanism because they're like, they're too dumb?
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I think so because it's like the devil comes to you to try to figure out what you want and then he exploits that, right?
► 01:32:17
What are your desires?
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And the retard's just like, I want John Cena to win.
► 01:32:21
The devil's like, I want one last chromosome, please.
► 01:32:25
During the debate, I also had bare feet.
► 01:32:28
Seems like that was the fucking highlight of it.
► 01:32:30
We knew that.
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But I feel like the devil comes to Toad and he's like, what the fuck do you want?
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And Toad's like, I don't know what I want.
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Like, nobody knows what Toad wants.
► 01:32:37
Toad knows what Toad wants.
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I don't know.
► 01:32:39
Exactly.
► 01:32:39
We were trying to have a long discussion about what the ideal woman for him is.
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And all we got is she likes me and she's retarded.
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And the devil's like, that's too broad.
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A downy who likes me.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Like, you can get it anywhere.
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So, like, you can't be tempted by the devil because it's just like, I can give you what you want.
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Top, Tuck.
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You know, you know.
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Oh, no.
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You know that libertarianism is not do what thou wilt.
► 01:33:02
Why do you keep saying that?
► 01:33:02
You know that's not what it is.
► 01:33:04
People bastardize it into making it mean.
► 01:33:07
Well, yeah, there's a bunch of fucking retards that think they're libertarians.
► 01:33:09
Who gives a fuck?
► 01:33:10
That's not what it is, though.
► 01:33:11
Oh, isn't that because whatever libertarianism is can be exploited by people like that, which leaves it that's that's kind of a problem there.
► 01:33:18
So can religion, friend, right?
► 01:33:21
Which is why organized religion is kind of shit.
► 01:33:23
Yeah.
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True.
► 01:33:25
That's what we're saying.
► 01:33:26
This is why we made a podcast, though.
► 01:33:27
This is what I'm saying.
► 01:33:28
You sound like an anarchic capitalist, then, huh?
► 01:33:31
I'm too retarded.
► 01:33:31
Oh, wait, wait a second.
► 01:33:32
Because the accumulated power structure is what you're describing as being the downfall of man.
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So, in fact, I don't know that it's the downfall of man, though, because I see some retards that do need the accumulative power structure.
► 01:33:46
I don't need it, but I do see that there's like a bunch of kind of NPCs walking around that if you don't herd them into something and give them some sort of like, you know, overseer master that they're going to bleed out into my society and fuck things up for me.
► 01:33:57
A lot of them are kind of retards.
► 01:33:59
Yeah, that's kind of the authoritarian or the statist mentality.
► 01:34:02
Sometimes I think about that.
► 01:34:04
I'm like, yeah, maybe.
► 01:34:05
Maybe that is the case.
► 01:34:06
Maybe humanity has been propagandized to the extent, and their IQs have been depleted to the extent that you actually have to have a somewhat strong state in terms of a monopoly on violence over these people.
► 01:34:19
I understand the argument.
► 01:34:20
I still think that ultimately it degrades into totalitarianism, which is where we're headed.
► 01:34:25
I'll tell you where it's like.
► 01:34:26
I want the option to leave that.
► 01:34:27
Some people don't want to leave that.
► 01:34:29
Some people just want more of that.
► 01:34:31
This is where I am politically.
► 01:34:33
I am almost completely 100% sure that Donald Trump is the Antichrist.
► 01:34:37
And I'm also 100% sure that I'm not going to vote for him.
► 01:34:40
Like, that's what I want in office.
► 01:34:43
That's what I want politically.
► 01:34:44
I want like Trump with red eyes.
► 01:34:47
That sounds like some Nephilim shit that you want.
► 01:34:49
You want the Antichrist to be the president of the United States.
► 01:34:51
Yes, because he wants to get out of here.
► 01:34:52
Top's ready to fucking do that.
► 01:34:56
Actually, I don't know why you're against Malay doing all this stuff with the, like, you're like, that should be like, yes, let's go, dude.
► 01:35:01
This is our guy.
► 01:35:02
Like, he's something even against him.
► 01:35:04
I'm not necessarily against it.
► 01:35:05
I just recognize that it's happening.
► 01:35:06
And I'm going, oh, that's where we're going.
► 01:35:07
Do you think that he's bringing about the rapture?
► 01:35:09
Do you think he's like, I don't know, one of the fucking devil's apostles or some shit?
► 01:35:12
Whatever.
► 01:35:12
No, look at his face.
► 01:35:13
Sometimes I wonder.
► 01:35:14
Yeah.
► 01:35:15
Yeah.
► 01:35:15
He does look like that painting.
► 01:35:16
I mean, he just looks like a dude who's fucked too much.
► 01:35:20
He looks like a dude that cries about his sins in the night.
► 01:35:23
Like, that's a guy that in the pale moonlight.
► 01:35:26
I don't even know.
► 01:35:27
Yeah, we're talking about Malay.
► 01:35:28
Malay.
► 01:35:29
Oh, God, you're going to get him started.
► 01:35:30
Well, he's going to be a little bit more.
► 01:35:33
My wife is actually blowing up my phone saying, I got to get the fuck out of here because she's going to kill me.
► 01:35:38
She said, I have two minutes.
► 01:35:41
Or, we know what happens whenever I don't get off in time.
► 01:35:45
She unplugs your power.
► 01:35:46
She unplugs my power.
► 01:35:47
She flips the breaker.
► 01:35:49
Stay until she pulls the breaker.
► 01:35:50
Hey, you know that you're in an abusive relationship, right?
► 01:35:52
You understand that, right?
► 01:35:53
It's incredible.
► 01:35:55
Yeah, you're really being aware of it.
► 01:35:57
Cole, cool.
► 01:35:57
No, you're actually in an abusive relationship, and I want you to say, Clint, I understand.
► 01:36:02
There's actually a lot of people in the chat.
► 01:36:04
Guys, in the chat, like, do you, you notice, you recognize this, right?
► 01:36:07
He's like, hey, listen, it's a big opportunity.
► 01:36:09
I get to do my dumb bullshit show in front of Elijah Schaefer's audience of like 40,000 people or whatever it is.
► 01:36:15
And his wife is like, I don't give a fuck.
► 01:36:18
Cole, blink twice if you need help.
► 01:36:20
Keep in mind, it's not even 11.30 where he's at.
► 01:36:22
It's 10.30 where he's at.
► 01:36:24
He's an hour behind us.
► 01:36:26
That's abusive kind of shit.
► 01:36:29
Liz is a monster.
► 01:36:29
I'm generally...
► 01:36:30
Cole, Cole, Cole, Cole, hear me out.
► 01:36:32
You're living out your dreams right now, and your bitch wife is trying to steal them from you.
► 01:36:37
No, don't say that.
► 01:36:40
It's a humiliation.
► 01:36:43
You can't say that.
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It's a humiliation with your woman.
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You can't say that.
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I love it.
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Look, I'm just saying you're in an abusive relationship.
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She's a lovely lady.
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We get along well, but she clearly doesn't want you to thrive.
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Well, because when I thrive, I do bad things.
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I do bad things.
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Liz is an abuser.
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Oh, my God.
► 01:37:08
Everybody in the chat says Liz.
► 01:37:11
They got to get that Jezebel spirit out of her.
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Oh, God.
► 01:37:15
If you were to hit her just once, I think she'd fucking get her shit on the board.
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That's why she's before.
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I don't think we're allowed to say that on Rumble.
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That's like.
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We're going to find out.
► 01:37:26
Anything, guys.
► 01:37:27
You got to hit her in the middle.
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Rumble's like, if you hit her with the body, it hurts for a long time.
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If you put on a boxing glove, if you put on a boxing glove and you go for a kidney shot, there'll be no mark.
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Cops won't even know what happened.
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This is the old Daniel Toss joke.
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Just open face, open palm.
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That's allowed under United States law.
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Look, look, if she shuts off your power, you shut off her lights.
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That's all I'm saying.
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That's it.
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The cops are never going to arrest you for karate chopping a bitch.
► 01:37:52
Guys, I don't know how long this show is supposed to really go, but we're going until Cole gets his lights shut out.
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Either she comes in and fucking knocks him out from behind, or she pulls the breaker.
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Or on the off chance that Cole finds his nuts, he stands up to her and he says, I'm finishing the show, motherfucker.
► 01:38:10
What if we get a full bout of domestic violence, like right in the center screen there?
► 01:38:14
That little cube at the end of the day.
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It's the only thing that could happen that could actually save this show.
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If you're not gonna fight, five more minutes is the only reason for it.
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You know, if a YouTuber and former Blaze employee has on people that highlight domestic abuse and it just goes viral on the news, it'd be amazing.
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You're welcome, Elijah.
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I'm fired.
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Damn, yo.
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Yeah, so are you really going to leave or what are you going to do?
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Yeah, I got to go a few times.
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You can't go.
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You just can't go now.
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I can just leave.
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Somebody restrain him.
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See you back on the day on Twitter.
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Don't do it.
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Don't do it, man.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, he did it.
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Incredible.
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I can't believe he did it.
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Incredible.
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He's one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever met.
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You know that?
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Yeah.
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is he off the show do we just like yeah we should we should fire him Just vote him off.
► 01:39:04
What did Jose have going on tonight?
► 01:39:05
He had to milk cats or what?
► 01:39:06
Something like that.
► 01:39:08
Jose is also fired.
► 01:39:09
You replaced him, Raven.
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It's official.
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All right.
► 01:39:12
Fair enough.
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Look, if these people can't show up for the fucking biggest shows that they'll probably ever be on, then they just don't deserve it.
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It is stunning.
► 01:39:21
It's almost like you're presented with this cool opportunity and every time they are, they just, it's not that he fumbles the ball, but they say no.
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It's just very strange.
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Yeah.
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Is everyone that I do a podcast with the Fed?
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I think I'm not, but like, I don't know.
► 01:39:40
That was not a reassuring no from Toad's Corner.
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Well, Toad acknowledged his fed them just a few days ago, so that's a different story.
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Is that it?
► 01:39:51
We don't have any more clips or anything.
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They only gave us two fucking things to go off of.
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This is an oddly produced show.
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I think we had a couple of other things.
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Well, whenever, it seems like whenever we lose somebody at that point in the show, it's kind of like a jarring concession.
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I think the producer wants us to end the show, which makes me not want to end it, so I'm not going to end it.
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Instead, I'm going to fight with Toad about Javier Millay.
► 01:40:13
You continue to take these victory laps because Malay has now proven himself to be a cuck for Israel, which, by the way, you are very wrong about that, though, right?
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No, I said that he was a cuck for Israel.
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He was saying when he was running that he wanted to fucking convert to whatever Judaism.
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And I was like, I just remember you were super happy about him.
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You were like, of course I'm happy that a fucking.
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No, I said I'm very happy that a dude who's running as an anarcho-capitalist would.
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Excuse me?
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I said I'm paraphrasing, but like, yeah, you said he was like super cool.
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Yeah, but now he's really out of the way.
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But now he's a representative of what's supposed to be our ideology on the global stage.
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And this is what he's doing.
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He's going out and he's kissing the wall and trying to usher in the Antichrist.
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Yeah, okay.
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You see why I think you guys are Satanists, right?
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But now you're choosing to be under that blanket.
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No, no, I'm not.
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Because I'm explaining what he's doing that's wrong.
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This is all collectivist nonsense.
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And you guys are saying, well, Javier Malay, who ran out a bunch of cool shit, but also had some real weird proclivities for Israel.
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Crisis King.
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So then, while he's ruling as the president of Argentina, he goes over to fucking Israel, kisses the wall, and fucking sucks a bunch of dicks.
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Have you been in Argentina?
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What is he even doing?
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Yes, of course he's been in Argentina.
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Are you retarded?
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Yes.
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Yes.
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But here's the point.
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Here's the point.
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It's cool that a dude who was running on a libertarian message of a fuer, a fuera a fuera, getting rid of the social safety and everything else, would actually have popular support to win an election.
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That's cool.
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That's a good sign.
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I agree with that statement.
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And then he goes and he does a bunch of dumb shit when it comes to Israel.
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That's bad.
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That's not what we believe in.
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That's not what we stand for.
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So you clarify.
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I don't understand the victory left from Toad.
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He's making it sound as if it was just this fucking rubber stamp.
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We support him into the end of time as if he's not still a politician that could run afoul.
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I think a lot of people behave that way.
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I'm not saying you did.
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It just sounds like COVID.
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It sounds like crazy.
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I did see a lot.
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It sounds like a cop.
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And I did see a lot of people on Twitter that were like, this guy is crushing, so stoked about it, but he was really just wearing a libertarian mask.
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And that's like a good opportunity.
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That's like Austin Peterson, and he's fucking totally retarded.
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Dude, people that are in the libertarian camp and claim to be libertarians are all doing it.
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Like the autistic wing of the Libertarian Party.
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They're literally saying, love that he's saying we should tear down the Oxum mask and put up the fucking...
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They're just like completely denying it.
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They're just pushing it aside by saying, he's doing all this awesome stuff in Argentina.
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Stop talking about what he's doing in Israel.
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I'm like, no, I'm not going to.
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That's because they don't believe in the significance of biblical prophecy.
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Well, I don't know political jargon.
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Well, for the record, I don't necessarily believe it's going to bring on the rapture either.
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I think he's just some fucking hippie dude who fucks a bunch and sees spirits and dogs.
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Seems like a total wackadoo.
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But y'all think that this motherfucker is actually going to tear down the all-oxamasque and then the fucking rapture happens.
► 01:43:05
You think that Javier Malay is that dude?
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I think he's a dangerous person.
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I don't necessarily think that that happens.
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Yeah, but I think he's an antichrist figure.
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And I think that you have to put a lot more credence into what the people who are running things on the world stage.
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Well, I'm not saying Javier runs anything on the world stage, but I'm saying the people who are running things, they believe in these things.
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Now, you know that, and everybody knows that.
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And we go, yeah, I understand that they believe in crazy things.
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But I just go a step further and go, well, why?
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Is it because there's some sort of validity that other people aren't willing to entertain?
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And then what I do is I entertain that validity and I keep driving at it to see, well, how valid is this?
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And how much do they believe in it?
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And what sorts of things might come from it?
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And then once you do that for long enough, you go, holy shit, there's something here.
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I think all of that's reasonable.
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However, do you actually believe in biblical prophecy?
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Do you actually believe that the rapture is imminent?
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It's not about the rapture.
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The rapture is or Armageddon or whatever.
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It's not about Armageddon either.
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It's just like the fulfillment of end time prophecy.
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And yeah.
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So you think it's end times?
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I mean, whatever fucking label that I need to say.
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I think that we're within end times.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I would say that.
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Yeah.
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So it feels like it.
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Does it feel like we have a lot left to go, Clint?
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I mean, I hope.
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I hope we do.
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But yes, I'm as afraid of what's transpiring as anybody.
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I just, I find it very hard to believe that like these men based off of a building being torn down and putting up another building is actually part of the end times.
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It's just that's hard for me to grasp.
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Like to me, it makes far more sense that due the hubris of man, we end up nuking ourselves or creating AI that destroys us.
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Something thinks nukes are real.
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It's fucking, I mean, we're so far behind.
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It's very hard to talk to you, Clint.
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You come from a strange place.
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How dare you come from reality?
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I mean, I just think that's more likely than God coming back down and rapturing the chosen back up or whatever.
► 01:45:03
I really, I enjoyed the whole Tucker Carlson Putin thing where you and Dave went back and forth and you're like, well, that's why Putin didn't use the nukes.
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You know, he said he kind of like flirted about using the nukes, but then his better judgment came and he didn't do it because then he started winning the war.
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And it's like, he didn't do it because they don't.
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I didn't say that Dave said that, but okay.
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So you're saying, you say he does not use the nukes.
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So, this is the reason that they're risking conventional warfare against nuclear powers is because nuclear weapons don't exist.
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Is that your thesis?
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Yeah.
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It's very, I mean, it says pretty straightforward.
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Do you realize that if you're wrong about that, it's like really bad?
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Well, if we are wrong about it, we certainly don't affect it one way or the other.
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But my refusal to believe in God, though, that is a meaningful distinction.
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That is, because your refusal to believe in or to believe in not nukes, that's well, let me ask you this.
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When you see all this satanic shit, right?
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And I'm not saying like the Super Bowl.
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I'm saying in general, it's pretty obvious.
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It's pretty perverse.
► 01:46:06
It's all over the media in every which way.
► 01:46:09
Do you believe that there's any sort of spiritual realm negative entities?
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Well, let me reframe that briefly and then I'll answer.
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You saw ready to run for politics.
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No, no, man.
► 01:46:23
You saw in the end of Weimar Republic, total sexual degeneracy, just like the trans shit, all the same stuff we're seeing today.
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I think it's end stage empire.
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I don't think it's necessarily like the spirit realm and darkness that comes upon people and arises from the nether realm as much as it is just like what did the Weimar Republic turn into and what did that government immediately do?
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Nazi Germany.
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I'll tell you.
► 01:46:53
And then they immediately started researching the occult.
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This is something that a lot of people don't talk about, what Nazis are doing.
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And then they're integrated into NASA and so on and so forth.
► 01:47:03
You were about to say shit to us.
► 01:47:06
Let's bring it back again.
► 01:47:07
When you see this overt display of Satanism, Luciferianism in our media, saturated, in Hollywood, saturated in the music industry, what do you suppose is going on?
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I'll give you my answer.
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You're not going to like it.
► 01:47:23
Go ahead.
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My answer has always been, just as it was with Marilyn Manson and the entire shock shocking.
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Shock, shock, rock, is that that is a marketing tactic as old as time.
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I mean, Ozzy Osborne did it in the 70s.
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Like, this has been a thing forever.
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It's been gradually building up, and now it's sponsored by Nike.
► 01:47:44
But you believe that it's – was it ever not sincere?
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Was it ever marketing?
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And now it's real?
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I think it was sincere.
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No, it has always been sincere.
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I think yes.
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I think it was.
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It's always been sincere.
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A sincere introduction.
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They couldn't really do it on a level that was popular.
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Now they're doing it on a mainstream level that's in your face and popular at the same time that we're killing, I don't know, like what's the statistic?
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Like 40% of black babies are just being murdered at Planned Parenthoods.
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Do you think you ask me this?
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No, no, you have no idea.
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But I'm just saying.
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Hold on a second.
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Nobody said that.
► 01:48:22
What it does, do you think if you spill a certain amount of blood in an area, like a civil war site, if that many people die there, does it leave an energy?
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Something happens.
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If anything happens there, or do you think that's just blood?
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We sweep it up and move on.
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No, like, I mean, I've always wondered.
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I don't know.
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Okay, so do you know?
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If you ever go to Gettysburg, that shit is on it, man.
► 01:48:44
Well, here, let's take it from a scientific point of view.
► 01:48:47
You know that there's those studies that they do where they take water and they do two different things to it.
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One, they'll praise it and they'll call it sweet and they'll say that they love it and then they'll freeze it and they'll observe the crystalline formations that come when you freeze this water.
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And then they'll do the same thing to another jar of water where they'll like, you know, they'll accost it and insult it and tell it that, and then when it freezes, it forms a totally different geometric pattern within the crystalline formations.
► 01:49:11
One of them is chaos and the other one is like order and beauty, right?
► 01:49:15
So there seems to be some amount of energy that you could put forth that water can conduct, right?
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Because water is a conductor.
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Well, blood is a conductor as well.
► 01:49:24
And you imagine that when you spill a tremendous amount of blood, the energy that surrounds that moment is probably incredibly negative, right?
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So if you were to take the same thing and say that water, when you speak negatively to it and then freeze it, it forms this chaos structure.
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Blood, which might have another property beyond water that we don't know, it might have something more special than just, I mean, we know that adrenalized blood is something that is, you know.
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So if you have this moment where a tremendous amount of blood is being spilled and blood is a conductor because water is a conductor, liquid is a conductor, and it's conducting all of this negative energy, which we have established does have an effect on the water in some way that we don't understand.
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Isn't there maybe something that you could entertain for a moment that's happening there where this blood is conducting a shit ton of negative energy and what happens to that?
► 01:50:15
Yeah, no, that could definitely explain the kind of the ambiance or the aura of negativity.
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But I will say this.
► 01:50:21
I walked around Auschwitz, felt nothing.
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Makes perfect sense in hindsight.
► 01:50:26
I wouldn't feel anything either.
► 01:50:30
That was a joke, ladies and gentlemen.
► 01:50:31
All right, look.
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No, I think that there's a distinct possibility that there is like I've never been opposed to the concept of like energetic transfer.
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In fact, I think that everything's made of energy.
► 01:50:43
Like that's more of the spiritual realm with which I do align myself.
► 01:50:47
It's the man-written scripture and tales of prophecy and all that that I struggle to wrap my head around or believe in simply because there has been cults forever that have thought that we're in end times and they've been wrong over and over and over again.
► 01:51:04
And it's like, but now, you know, the major party, a bunch of old Jewish guys wrote a bunch of books saying that we're going to hit the fiscal cliff in 1996 and we never do.
► 01:51:15
And then they push it back.
► 01:51:17
It's the same shit, except for this issue.
► 01:51:18
It sounds like the Jehovah Williams.
► 01:51:20
But that's Peter Schiff.
► 01:51:22
Some of us are a little bit more pragmatic.
► 01:51:24
And we did get a weight right.
► 01:51:25
So is there examples of biblical prophecy that have been proven out?
► 01:51:32
The red heifers.
► 01:51:33
What's that?
► 01:51:35
That's a lot.
► 01:51:36
Yeah, it's one of their end time prophecies that they'll have, I think, like the perfect red heifer to sacrifice.
► 01:51:43
And they're actually looking for it.
► 01:51:45
I think they're trying to cultivate it in Texas.
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No, they found it.
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They didn't have it yet.
► 01:51:49
They found the final red heifer, or they found the final red heifer.
► 01:51:54
And right now they're going through a strenuous testing process to determine whether or not this actually is it because it has to be perfect.
► 01:52:02
But I think it's what, 10 of them by the 10th red heifer.
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Maybe that's a number that I just pulled out of my ass.
► 01:52:08
But by the X amount of red heifers is the same time that the third temple is going to be built, which is really interesting, right?
► 01:52:16
Because that's fucking happening right now.
► 01:52:17
And this is all, you know, a sort of a prophecy around.
► 01:52:22
In chat, the drying of the Euphrates.
► 01:52:24
That's a drying of the Euphrates River.
► 01:52:26
Yep.
► 01:52:27
Yeah, where these angels are supposedly chained.
► 01:52:29
Is the Euphrates drying currently?
► 01:52:32
Fuck yeah.
► 01:52:33
Yeah.
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Like a motherfucker.
► 01:52:34
If you could walk across or it just.
► 01:52:38
Why is it drying?
► 01:52:39
Yeah.
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I don't know.
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And it's never happened before.
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You tell me.
► 01:52:43
I don't fucking know, dude.
► 01:52:46
Like, I don't know if this could be seasonal for all I know.
► 01:52:48
I have no idea.
► 01:52:51
Spam biblical prophecies that are coming true in the chat, guys, for clinics.
► 01:52:54
It's not, it's not seasonal.
► 01:52:56
There's like actually a topographical map of it of like 50 years ago, and it's quite large.
► 01:53:01
And now it's just kind of like a stream.
► 01:53:03
You could see it as a river, but it's not like a body of money.
► 01:53:08
It was long, long ago that whole area was really lush and you could farm on it and stuff.
► 01:53:13
And now it's just nothing.
► 01:53:15
Yeah, but that happens with rivers from time to time.
► 01:53:17
Look, I'm not saying that it's impossible that all of this is fucking end times prophecy and it's all real.
► 01:53:22
Maybe it is, but like, what gives you the certitude that it's the Christian Bible and not the Quran, not the Torah, not the other ones?
► 01:53:31
What do you mean?
► 01:53:33
Also, my experience is personal.
► 01:53:35
I had like a fucking horrifying sort of four-night escapade that ended on the fifth night where I'm not going to go into the whole thing, but I saw something fucking like some sort of horrifying entity, and I kept it to myself because it was mortifying and I didn't want to pay attention to it or entertain it.
► 01:53:55
Did you walk in on toe jerk enough?
► 01:53:57
No, it was much more.
► 01:53:59
This is what happened to me.
► 01:54:00
I walked in on him finishing one show.
► 01:54:04
But so my long story short, my wife saw the same thing and she tells me this horrifying story.
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And once again, I just like keep it to myself because I'm like, oh, fuck.
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And then it was only after my son woke up in the middle of, well, woke up in the morning screaming from a night terror.
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When we finally consoled him and asked him what happened, he described the same fucking creature.
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They were asking if you were on drugs.
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Nope, totally sober.
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I was depressed.
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You mentioned this at the Airbnb in Georgia.
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Can you describe it?
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Yeah, sure.
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Sure.
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It was kind of yoked, like a big, not like stocky, like Cole or Jose.
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Yeah, Cole.
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You just walked in on him.
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I know this is oddly specific, but like Cole's got more round muscles.
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This thing was just like thick as fuck.
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It had skin like Jose.
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It had skin like a cheetah print on my fucking shirt.
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But it was gray and black, not like cheetah colors.
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It was gray and black.
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I guess like a leopard can be like that, whatever.
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But it's not furry.
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Like a slug.
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Yeah.
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In New Jersey, we had these slugs kind of look like that, but not slimy at all.
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It had lower canid teeth, like its canines were overlapping.
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They were like tusks.
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They were overlapping its upper lip.
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They were so big, like it couldn't contain it in its mouth.
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It was, it had fucking bright red eyes, like they were illuminating red eyes.
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And it's just, you know, fists balled up and it's just breathing like its chest is heaving up and down.
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And that's like the whole time I'm seeing this thing.
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This is in a dream, by the way, right?
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This is not in waking life, but this is all I remember is just staring at this thing.
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There's black mist swirling around its feet and it's fucking just raging out on me and it's horrifying as shit.
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And then I keep it to myself.
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My wife describes that night.
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She was paralyzed in her sleep and she looks over to me.
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She said it felt like she was awake, which if anybody's had sleep paralysis, like you fucking are awake, you just can't move.
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But she said she was able to turn her eyes to me and there's this fucking, you know, big, greasy demon with giant bottom fangs and bright red eyes pinning me into the bed like, you know, on top of my chest.
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And then your son saw the same shit the same day?
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The same shit the next day.
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And then this is after consecutive nights of getting like my limbs pulled off the bed, knocking in my mind.
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Like I'm waking up to knocking at the door.
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Nobody's there.
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It's fucking three in the morning, of course.
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Super gay.
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And I go back to sleep over and over again.
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Like for four nights, I was just up scrolling my phone because I was too afraid to go to sleep.
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And then on the fifth night, I prayed to Christ out of like total desperation, not a Christian, never had a history of doing that.
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And it stopped on a dime.
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But I'm telling you, like, I was so desperate once it started affecting my kid, I had no recourse.
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So when I say these things, it's out of like, it's a multitude of reasons that I believe these.
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One of these is like this honor-based thing where, like, I'm never going to turn my back on literally the dude that I begged to come and save me and my family from a moment.
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Like, no version, nobody's talking me down off of any ledge at all when it comes to that, because that's like the, in my mind, the biggest insult.
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It's like, oh, I came to you when you were beyond desperate.
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And now, all of a sudden, when things are easy, you know, you turn your back.
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And so, like, that's that's like built into me forever.
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No, that's a personal thing.
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That's fully honorable.
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I like it.
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You know, guys, I think that's a we got to start bringing this in for a landing.
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But there's a, there's a, there's a reason that these commercials don't mock Muhammad or Buddha or whatever.
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They're, they're mocking Jesus Christ for a reason, it seems.
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I'm sure that if Elijah was here, he might have something to say about it.
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I'd probably agree.
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So, they ought to be mocking your incredibly Puerto Rican haircut.
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Thank you.
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Everybody loves it.
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That's why I was asked to host, and you weren't.
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Host your fucking haircut.
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Guys, thank you.
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This has been nightly offensive.
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Thank you for putting up with our shit for almost two hours.
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Thank you to the producer.
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Again, it was Toad.
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Fuck Cole.
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He's out of here.
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We had Raven.
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We have Clint, Liberty Lockdown, Nephilim Death Squad, TopLopsa.com, Better Off Dead.
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Go check out all these things, man.
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And thank you for being here.
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We'll catch you later.
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Matt Liberty Lockpot.
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Love you guys.
