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Well, they say go woke, go broke, but I'm not entirely sure what you call this.
Sports Illustrated was sports obliterated.
If you can go to my screen here, Brian, it looks like Kim Petros, the transgender boob, large boob-wearing dick-swinging model who was focused on Sports Illustrated.
Hey, we're gonna hear something over there coming off your computer or something.
Thanks, man.
Don't worry, that's just my co-host, Ben, ruining the show within the first 60 seconds.
Don't worry about that there.
But Sports Illustrated decided to give men what they thought they wanted, which was cocks with breast implants.
And apparently, as it turns out, we're all learning the hard way.
That's not what they wanted.
This isn't just a night in Thailand.
This is people's careers.
They've all been fired.
We'll be getting into that story.
And so much more here on another episode of Nightly Offensive.
My name is Elijah Schaefer, and today the Tower Gang is crashing the show.
Like I said, we also have my co-host today, Ben Australia Talk.
We do have the rule of five, though, but the Raven is an honorary member of Tower Gang because he won our Cocktober championship for the most scrumdedly umptious cock.
That is, oh, dude, believe me, we've got, we're going to get into some fucked up stuff.
We're going to have to get off of YouTube soon anyways, because I told you guys.
The reason why I wanted to bring on the most inappropriate sexist misogynistic people is because I was explaining to the audience on the SOBs on Wednesday.
So I have a new producer I'm working with in the U.S.
And I asked him to book three comedians on the show to lighten the mood from Monday's Iowa caucus.
And then he's like, oh, I booked three comedians.
And then guess what?
He's fired because what showed up on my screen were three women.
So, I mean, it's like they, and apparently they have shows.
You know, they have shows and they go on stage, but it's like, so do scripts.
So I think, I think if you guys in the audience can tell, Brian fixed the mic.
I'll just say this.
When you have three girls, when I'm around three girls in a tense situation, this thing blew, but it's not the kind of blowing that you want to be involved in with a bunch of women in a situation.
It was definitely one of those moments where you go, oh, shit.
If you can go to my screen here, Brian, the top story today is Sports Illustrated ends up firing their entire staff.
I love how they say entire staff is laid off.
If you guys want to know, this is a little thing.
News.com.au and New York Post, same company.
I always said it's really shocking when you go to Australia, you find out all the news companies here are owned by American news companies and all the banks are owned by American banks.
I just found out by moving here that it's weird that all the banks and media are connected to each other and are owned by the same people, no matter what country you go into.
So that's fucking crazy.
But anyway, more surprises here.
Here's the top story today.
The arena group, which had been roiled by reports, man, this is bad, that the tabled magazine or fabled magazine published AI generated content, admitted to failing to make 3.75 million quarterly licensing payment to Authentic Brands Group due this week.
As a result, the publicly traded arena announced Thursday that it would make a significant reduction in its workforce of more than 100 journalists.
Can we just say that's so fucking awesome, guys?
We're going to just jump right in here that they're calling the staff at Sports Illustrated journalists.
That's pretty, pretty broad stretch, I would say, to call these people like, what are they researching?
Whether or not guys are aroused by men with boob jobs, I'm not entirely sure.
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Tower gang is crashing the show today.
And then, Australia talk.
We're talking about the Sports Illustrated being fired.
And I want to finish this article before we discuss it because it is really funny.
Here's what it says: Sports Illustrated fired all of their staff.
Employees with a last working day of today will be contacted by the people team soon.
Other employees will be expected to work through the end of the notice period.
And we will receive additional information shortly according to the memo obtained by the post.
It also said above here that they have a 60-day notice according to their union.
But I don't want to be this, you know, Daily Wire, Blaze TV, which we're going to look at a clip from Blaze TV.
Actually, that's freaking insane.
It's already been pulled.
They've already pulled it from YouTube and everything, but it's pretty awesome where Jason Whitlock interviews E. Michael Jones.
However, I look at this, guys, and I just got to say, it's like when your product is literally to make guys horny, straight guys horny, that's your only product that I don't even know what Sports Illustrated is.
I don't even know if people still buy it.
The only thing people still bought was the Swimsuit Edition.
Are these companies?
Does somebody run this company?
They're like, I fucking hate running this.
So I'm just going to run this company into the ground.
We're going to hire a dude.
We're going to put him on the front cover.
It's like, I don't know how many more trannies and trans people that they're going to have to hire before they realize it.
Like, I wrote this today.
I wrote a tweet, and I want to read this specifically.
This is a really true statement.
And I'm not going to renege on this.
And I love that word, reneg, because, but here you go.
Let me bring this up.
I put this up here.
I said, nobody genuinely likes tea people.
That's what social engineering is about.
Try to force us to be silent about the people we just don't like.
It's not that we hate them for being human.
We hate them for being annoying.
Just leave them alone.
No, they don't leave us alone.
And so it's like, yeah, we're not talking about going after people who just pass in public who you would never know.
It's like, dude, there's a magazine for straight women, for straight men, and maybe lesbians would enjoy it too.
I don't know.
It wasn't enough butch haircuts or home do-it-yourself projects in the magazine.
So I don't know if the lesbians would like it.
But it's like, what did you think was going to happen?
And then when it happens, everybody just acts like a fucking victim.
Like, oh, how do our company went out of business because everyone's hateful?
It's like, no, they just don't want to fuck a tranny.
And I've seen like one article floating around in the past like five years where it'll be like, oh shit, look, Sports Illustrated wrote something about, I don't know, whatever.
But like, it's like you have this, uh, you fumbled the biggest layup in the world.
We just saw this with the Bud Light thing, right?
It's like, you got beer, dude.
People want beer.
You don't, you can't fuck this up.
It's a product that everybody wants and you don't even have to do anything to it.
And all of a sudden, the next product that you have is tits and you fumble tits.
How do you fumble tits?
This should be a layup, an astronomical one.
All you got to do is put tits on the cover and you're good.
Job's done, dude.
Move on.
Wash your hands of it and move on.
But somehow, and I got to note, is this like the same situation with Bud Light?
Is this a woman?
Did a woman fuck this up?
Like, who was in charge of this decision?
Because I don't see a dude fucking this up.
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I mean, I also think it just got bloated.
Like, like as I was bringing up with 100 journalists, like, this is not a smart business model.
Like, this is something that could be strung together with a handful of dudes at this point in time and maybe get submissions for people writing different things and screen them or whatever.
Like, it's like this should be something just thrown together.
I'm sure this is like a huge monetary operation and the market is flooded with tits.
I actually disagree with Raven a little bit in that.
I think Sports Illustrated, unlike Bud Life, Sports Illustrated was actually like teetering on like going bankrupt anyway, because they put out a magazine.
Nobody reads magazines anymore.
We're in 2024 now.
So I think they were like teetering on the on the edge of collapse.
And this is what was like the straw that broke the camel's back, basically the tranny that broke Sports Illustrated's back.
It's like you said, we got to talk about this with journalists.
Now, if you guys want to know this, we are accidentally on YouTube and we will be deleting this in a second.
So you need to go over to Rumble.
No, no, you need to go over to Rumble because here, go to my page here, Brian.
We're going to suggest over to Rumble because starting Fridays in the future, I think we're going to be streaming only to Rumble censored and locals simply because I'm hoping to take this show into more of its roots of being slightly offensive.
And that being said, is it just cannot exist on YouTube and they've already ruined our life.
So eventually we're going to have to get off.
So I think, you know, going forward, Fridays, we're going to start pushing people over to Rumble and cutting it a lot earlier than we normally do.
And eventually we'll be off on Fridays.
So make sure that you head over there.
Brian, you can go back to me full screen.
I wanted to talk about what you said, though, with the fact of these companies not being able to get views.
You know, it's really remarkable, these, these inflated budgets.
And many times it's like tech companies where they're looking for investors.
You can get more views on the internet.
It's called just being funny and or being actually mean.
And those are two things that women, you know, women know how to be mean, but not in a way that actually is funny, right?
And that's the difference.
Everything has to be a good attitude or you have to be able to pick up like a good mood behind it.
So even with like nudity, right?
There's a difference between like nudity and porn.
So there is a difference.
There's great gothic and Renaissance art that has nudity in it.
And it's not pornographic.
It's celebrating the body or beauty or western civilization.
Speaking of the Wednesday show, you know how like women comedians' ideas of comedy is just being vulgar, but yet it's not funny.
There was a moment where one of my guests said something that was like, it was like almost as bad as Adam King saying he wanted to eradicate Catholicism and Christianity.
She was like trying to make a point that she was trying to make a top locksta point that like, obviously, guys are condemning or OnlyFans, but they would pay for it and masturbate to it, which is a total fine point.
But the example she used was they have their Bible out and they're like, they're like, their pages of their Bible are stuck together with their jizz.
And I like sat there and I was like, dude, like, that's not, that's just like, that never happens.
That's just like, dude, I just wouldn't like, that's a holy sacred text of a faith.
Like, there's a, there is a line and like accusing my viewers of masturbating onto the pages of their Bible is like borderline grab the stones.
No, no, I'm not trolling you, but I, but I, this is what I love to do on the internet because do you think, do you think that women in the comments thought I was being funny?
Do you think that any of them, do you think any woman at all thought it was a funny post?
Of course not.
So somebody decides to come in and make it personal.
I love a, can I just shout out to Flaude for backing me up on this?
They just know when some black guy's going to approach their car at an intersection to wash their windows.
And that's about it.
It's like, lock the doors, honey.
No, but you know, okay, but on the side, speaking of that going for danger, I actually have a really good video here that I want to bring up because you said about them being paranoid.
This is a very important question.
Are they being paranoid or are they accurately responding to the day and age?
Because there's two things I'm going to bring up.
Number one, I want to watch a story of a woman talking about how women can protect themselves when their husbands are away.
Imagine coming home and being like, you know, I'm going to open up the windows and shit, get a breeze in here, and everything you fucking touch is locked down.
I think the last comment was bitches will do all this and just not buy it.
Yeah, it's like, bitch, just carry a gun.
Like, you know what's so funny, though, is when you hand a gun, like, obviously, my wife's Australian and they don't, you know, they do guns out here, but they're really like protective.
Like, it's kind of like maybe how it should kind of be in some places in the U.S. Like, we just like play with our guns in our homes, but here they like respect guns and like there's millions, by the way.
It's a complete myth.
We've talked about this.
I just, if you're new to the show, Australia has millions of guns and a population smaller than Texas.
It is not true.
They did not give up their guns.
They gave up like their ARs, their semi-automatic rifles, but handguns and rifles are still completely legal here and very easy to access.
You just buy bullets in like sporting goods stores.
Yeah, so there's a few laws in response to what's happened in Gaza.
And obviously, because we have certain little hat wearers that are in control of our lobbyist groups and various elements of our government and particular media.
Yeah, that's why we had the lockdowns and everything during the COVID era.
We did everything.
Basically, the United States exports culture, but because you guys have the Second Amendment, I think the United States, in conjunction with the globalists, they utilize Australia as a bit of a test case to see how things will go over, to see what proportion of the population will be subservient, which proportion of the population will be compliant, and then whether or not they can roll it out into your country.
Because they know whatever works here will work for the liberal, progressive, radical leftists in your country.
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So you think you guys have a fuckload of Jew tunnels then?
I mean, that's the didgerie dues are for the straights, but the didgeridongs, you don't want to get just wait until the Jews show you when they're going to put their lips on your didgeridong after shortening it.
But I, but I, need to, uh, we need to cut YouTube and delete this shit off YouTube.
If you're watching on YouTube, just know that slowly but surely, we're going to stop streaming on Fridays on YouTube and just be streaming on Rumble and censored TV only.
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Shout out to the locals crew.
And if you guys didn't know, we now have a private Discord server for the show that's freaking lit.
And basically, the only way that you can really join the servers, if you like join the community, it's free to join locals or you join censored because it's like, we just don't want random people in there.
So you got to join a community and then you can get in the Discord server, which is like, there's like one rule of the Discord server.
If anyone shares anything from the Discord server, you're like excommunicated from the community forever.
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It doesn't exist.
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So we got to cut this on YouTube and delete that shit ASAP.
Bye, everyone.
We get the fuck out of there.
Like I mentioned, so let me go to this.
Let me go to this story here.
I think it's Eugene Carroll Gateway.
Let me see this.
This is the craziest story.
I mentioned that the girl who's accusing Trump of rape basically was under sworn testimony.
If I can't find the article, because you know when they do this on browsers, like you try to look stuff up and it takes you to like Microsoft Edge search.
And she's like, he said I made it up to sell a book, right?
That Trump accused her of making up rape allegations, which is crazy to think that a woman would lie about things like this.
And then said that my false accusations damaged the real victims of assault.
And that was a lie.
It's crazy.
He asked her also to take accountability for the way that she's that she's lying.
And then she makes an admission while she's under question.
This is just the other day.
He says, did you promote your book, Switching Gears?
Sorry.
And she goes, I did four TV interviews and four or five podcasts.
What did you talk about?
And she goes on to say, the journalist wanted to hear about President Trump.
I saw that the book was not selling.
So I tried to talk about it.
So she literally explains that she was on this.
This is from the court transcript here that she legitimately accused him of rape, at least in part, right?
I guess I legally need to be careful since she's suing everyone right now.
So at least in part, she accused him of rape for financial and monetary gain.
Now, boys, I got to say this, as a advocate for bitches and hoes, women.
I'm sorry.
What is crazy to me is I'm finding this out today.
And I need everyone, wherever you're at, remember what the clothes you're wearing and just smell your fingers and remember what they smell like.
So you remember this, where you were sitting and what you were going through.
This is a moment where I just found out women would accuse a man of sexual misconduct and not even know what they were trying to get and had an undetermined goal.
And ultimately, it's not because they're trying to get justice for a sexual misconduct.
It's just because they wanted attention and money.
Is this, is this happened before?
Or is this the, is this the only, do we make history right now?
Is this the first time in history?
I just want to throw to you, Top, because I'm like, this was hard for me to process.
Because I was saying, no, but when I noticed something, this is an important point.
Like, I know we like to fuck around, but this is very serious because they always talk about what are the chances of you being sexually assaulted or raped.
What are the chances of you being accused of that?
Very high as a man.
And I think what's really interesting is we have to look at is like, there are actual gang rapes going on.
And I don't want to minimize that.
I'm not being a simp or a cock.
Like there are groomer gangs.
There are, you know, people that are pinning women up, running against to women on the street and, you know, penetrating them.
This stuff is happening.
But having an interaction where they go like, well, you know, he didn't sign a contract and there wasn't 30 pages of consent on line 2B.
Like, well, dude, half of interactions in the world are like people that it's like you don't talk like that.
You're heated in the moment.
So, real sexual assault and rape is not just miscommunication.
Oh, I was scared.
I didn't want to say anything.
I didn't say no.
Oh, there was communication and we thought this was mutual, but then down the road, I didn't regret it.
It's or I was married and I didn't want to lose my marriage.
So I blamed the other person.
This is what we see a lot of today.
And that's what I noticed is because like she's claiming something that happened in the 90s.
And so today, people just don't have a stomach for this because it's like, dude, look, if you produce footage and just say, look, Trump, here's the CCTV footage.
He grabbed me by the neck, threw from the middle of nowhere, pulled up my dress and penetrated me and raped me and then beat the shit out of me.
I would just say, hey, buddy, we're not in Qatar.
But anyway, the only other side note of that would be, dude, yeah, okay, that's a criminal, that's like criminal, that's criminal rape, right?
That is, that is, that is something that is, that is very serious and we should take seriously.
But everything's always like, you know, she even said, like, I think rape is sexy, you know, don't you ever think it's sexy?
Don't you ever think it's sexy?
And you're like, that's the whole problem here is like these instances of sexual assault and rape and stuff, they never make it to court or never really get when they go to court.
It doesn't turn into anything because I was just reading today.
I'm not joking.
I was looking up like what sexual assault is.
Sexual assault is now touching a woman's waist.
I found out that's sexual assault.
Touching a woman's waist.
If you hug a woman and your hand is too low on her back, it can be considered sexual assault.
If you put too much pressure, if you put too much pressure on a hug, it's considered groping.
Like we, I literally, we're having parallel thinking right now because as Elijah's talking about this, I just remember in an article that I saw less than a week ago where somebody actually quantified the number.
I don't know what percentage it was, dude, but it was up there.
It was like, I want to say like upwards of 40 something percent of women have rape fantasies.
And I don't know how many women they fucking, but it's like we live in a country where everybody is, you know, the Me Too movement and everyone's being accused of sexual assault and everybody's being accused of rape.
And there's all these, you know, true and false allegations being whipped around left and right.
Meanwhile, almost half of the women in the country are rolling around with the fucking rape fantasy.
Again, because I like to think in the extremes, right?
All the way right, all the way left.
Like, at what point do you have women like that?
You have to have them in burqas, or you're going to have them showing their buttholes on OnlyFans and you're going to end up with a tranny on Sports Illustrated.
You know, in Australia, in some workplaces, this is no joke.
This is 100% legit.
So if you hold the gaze of a female colleague's vision for longer than five seconds, it can be interpreted as sexual harassment.
So while you're having a conversation with a female colleague, if she determines that you've looked at her longer than five seconds, it's because you want a piece of that ass.
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Now, sometimes you may be good thing I'm not because they're fantasizing about rape.
I mean, that's literally biblical I I, I think they're.
We're gonna have a hard pendulum swing.
We're in the middle of it right now.
You know we're talking about this, sports, illustrated BUD Light is falling apart um, and Sean Strickland just came out with a tirate and it feels like the culture is it?
We've we've grabbed the steering wheel and we're pivoting hard right now.
And that's kind of the thing.
You're asking where the middle ground is.
I don't think there's a middle ground, dude.
I think the pendulum is about to swing all the way the back and it's going to be dope.
I, I joke around a lot, but i'm like guys, like please learn, don't go that far, like we don't, because when you do that far, you open up the camps and all that.
It ends up this way anyway.
So that's why i'm like, don't go that far, for those reasons.
Why would we want to stop people who open up camps.
It's like dude, we're like making parks and stuff, why don't we turn them into overnight stays?
It's there's a rent crisis and a cost of living.
Let's make cost of living free.
You know what I mean?
Like that's.
The whole point is like, still some you're over here yeah, you're over here talking about people who are, who are promoting camping for people who are typically persecuted.
Well hey, what's safer than a camp where you with fences to keep the bad guys out?
Mom's mummy, they say mummy dude, the most thing is, uh is when i'm walking through the house and my wife's like you know, it's just weird too.
It's like not a good thing when they're not wearing makeup and they just woke up and they want you to call them a mummy and you're like ooh, I don't know if that's like really nice.
You know what I mean, to call you like a dead corpse.
You know, like with, like it's just it's not flattering but, but I, but with the mommy thing it is uh, it is not the girls you want to worry about, it's the flagrant um, what I call them militant homosexual homosexuals.
You know, like it's these gay guys that hate everybody and they hate themselves, because I I don't like to make fun of people's penis sizes, um, more than three times a day.
But I will start by saying, uh, I I wonder if it's something like that with these guys though that sounds immature, but like, imagine if you were a gay guy and you had a small cock.
That would probably be pretty, that would be pretty terrible, because if you were, if you were a straight and you had a small cock, you could still beat up your your, your significant other.
I had to clarify, i'm not promoting actual beating people, but I met like it's got to be self, it's got to be self-defeating, or on rumble, we can't do that on rumble yeah, but okay, except for the fact that they watch my rumble and they everybody was always quoting my rumble, so it's a, it's unfortunate.
All I was gonna point out was the best part about this, and and what I mean is like the gays today are more dangerous because they've forgotten what it means to be gay.
And this is where I want to.
I want to bring re-bring up.
I actually am pro-gay and want to re-bring back uh 80s gay people to remind them what they're, where they've fallen right.
But for the ones that ask me my political pronouns, I now have this thing called liberal fascism.
And that's my role.
It's like, I can't help it, right?
I would love to play to the trad cath tradcons in my audience, but then they get mad about a calendar and then condemn me to hell.
I can't deal with that.
But what I can deal with is this.
I am from LA.
I won't play to my audience.
You know, even if you guys are right and I'm wrong, I'm not going to play to you.
I'm not going to pretend to believe something I don't actually believe.
So I have a little bit, like I say, a liberal, a liberal personality and a conservative mind, meaning I understand like through my personality.
If I have friends who live certain ways, I get it because I know like maybe you were fucking molested.
So maybe it's hard to not be a homosexual or something.
So I understand that human element, but I'm also a conservative in my mind.
And I used to say that where like, I'm like, you shouldn't live that way because that's not the way that God would want you to live.
And also, just because you got molested, don't live with the trauma.
So don't do that.
But on the flip side, I'm calling that liberal fascism now, where it's like, like you said, Raven, it's like, I'm literally to the definition of, look, if what's happening behind closed doors, if I don't know about it, then, okay, I'm not going to kill you or arrest you.
But the moment you actually leave your wooden door or anything leaves, a lot of things can get out of a wooden door.
And when you leave that door on your house, then you're going to get fucking executed or thrown in jail.
And so like, that's the way people say, like, well, how do we fix the gay problem?
Dude, if we just enforced fascistically like public decency laws, then all the gay shit would be illegal.
It's like it would essentially, whatever it means to be gay today would be illegal.
Being out and proud and loud would just be not only condemned socially, it would be illegal.
And so it's like liberal fascism is like, maybe I'm not as extreme.
My wife wants to like low-key execute the gays.
And that's like where she's at.
But, but I, but, but, but I'm from California.
And like, unfortunately, that would be like half the people I knew.
But I also agree that they, they got more fucked up.
I watched them.
They were less fucked up.
And then when socially it became like, it wasn't just like, oh, you're from LA.
It became like a public culture.
We talked about this in the last episode when like, when like, you know, you would go to West Hollywood to a gay parade and it would be all the shit you see today, but you knew it was in one city and one section.
It was more tolerable.
But now when like you go to a high school in Ohio and it's just as fucked up as like the streets of West Hollywood, it's like, okay, we're going to have to start executing people soon.
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Let me tell you a little bit here about Farmer Bill's Bill Tongs, which is kind of crazy.
So a lot of you guys know I bought some beef jerky the other day and I was eating it and I go, this is really good and high in protein.
This is really delicious, but it also tasted too sweet.
And I noticed it had 4.5 grams of sugar per serving, like 20 grams for a bag.
And I'm like, that's like candy.
That's crazy.
So when you're looking for something that's high protein, low carb that you can take with you, this is when you're talking about some sort of a dried snack.
Now, processed food is disgusting.
It's high in calories, high in sugar, high in carbs, low in nutritious value.
Let me tell you about the wagu of beef jerky, though, from Farmer Bills.
So number one, it's sugar-free, which is my, trust me, all your hidden calories are in sugar.
I swear it's true.
It's keto-friendly, gluten-free, no nitrates.
So you won't get that bloating.
I don't know if you ever had it to where you're eating healthy, but you feel bloated because you just literally have all these not good salts, not good ions, but these artificial nitrates that are making you feel swollen.
It works with all other diets.
It's also soy-free, which is very important.
And it's grass-fed.
So the reason why I'm saying this to you guys, because I try to remove soy out of my life.
I can't take it out of my voice, but I can take it out of my, out of my diet.
And so the problem is with the Bitlong is here, is it's not chewy like dry beef turkey.
There's nothing worse than dry beef jerky.
This is buttery.
It melts in your mouth.
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I'm joined in the studio by Tower Gang and by Ben Australia Talk.
And we were talking about liberal fascism.
I want to bring up this really important video.
So look, I don't understand because a lot of people unfollowed me right after the October 7th attack when I suggested something that was very controversial that one of the most advanced militaries and intelligence agencies in the world at one of the most secure borders must have known the attack was going to happen because there was no way I got unfollowed by a lot of people.
It also may be related to my poll of asking people if they believe that Jews control the world.
That also wasn't really popular with my colleagues, but they're just questions.
I'm not even anti-Semitic.
I don't even know what an anti-Semite is, but I can tell you this.
I think it's funny because you mentioned the Overton window shifting that things have gotten so insane.
This is Blaze TV.
I want to remind you that I got called into an executive office to discuss why I mentioned there was Zionist funding of CPAC.
Like, that's how serious this was.
Like, three years ago, I got called into an office to ask why I would even suggest truthful things about Zionists in politics on a show.
Check this shit out.
It's all Blaze has already removed this.
I don't know if Blaze had anything to do with this, but Lauren Witzke clipped it.
This is Jason Whitlock.
Whoever on Jason Whitlock's team booked E. Michael Jones is probably already fired.
They created an institution called the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People.
Okay.
Now, this was created for one reason, and that was to destroy Marcus Garvey, who was the great black nationalist from Jamaica in New York at this time.
And they got this guy, WEB Du Bois or Du Bois, or however you want to pronounce it, Harvard guy.
He was the front man.
So that when Marcus Garvey went to NAACP headquarters, he walked in and he said afterwards, I didn't see one black man there.
And Kanye made a lot of money, but he could only make the money if he had that chain on, you know, because they can yank that chain whatever they want.
And they did that to Kanye.
They did it to Kyrie Irving.
They did to a lot of people.
And what you saw was, you can't step over that line.
He's like, Black people respect you so much when you're not.
The point is, they don't like when you're being mean, but when you're straight up, like, dude, like, how can you be mad at E. Michael Jones for literally explaining that black people have been taken by the chain?
And he's like using the N-word as like a total based red pill.
And that moment when black people realize that white supremacists are more pro-black than the black community is.
Like that's that's like the mind fuck when you realize like white supremacy is like a joke, meaning it's like it's it's given to you like this mean thing, right?
And I want to I want to explain this: white supremacy is explained as like these are these evil people who hate blacks and they just want everyone to suffer.
It's like, actually, no, what it means is people realize when you let everybody in your home that you don't have a home, you have a public park.
Okay.
And if you look at public parks with certain types of ethnicities in them, they don't look too nice.
So the point is, is we create a structured society that understands that genetics is destiny, that understands that there's a truth about stereotypes and that you're very strict on this standard of a white standard.
And I know it's true because even the left who fights against white supremacy defines white supremacy particularly in social standards, in being quiet, in being orderly, in being on time.
And people are not against all immigration.
Some people will naturally want to come.
Even when Australia had a white Australia policy, it wasn't an all-white country.
It was almost all white.
But there were some people, whether it was for diplomacy or due to they shared the values or they did not want to live in their country that they just did not prioritize them or they did not outreach to those countries and they were not the ultimately the people that they brought in.
They prioritized Western countries, people that shared their values.
But our country doesn't have shared values anymore because they took away the ethno-homogeneity of the country.
And so it's like what he's saying here is like, dude, under white supremacy in the U.S., blacks were doing better.
And that's that's something that the media likes to like quote people on like, oh, Elijah said under white supremacy, blacks were doing better.
And it's like, okay, yeah, that doesn't sound good, but it's true.
Okay.
So it's, it's, and it's not that we couldn't have made progress.
And it's not that there wasn't progress to be made racially.
And it's not that there wasn't relational things that we should have advanced, but the, but the Yiddish-speaking communist intersectional civil rights movement that developed from that, that moved in that direction, was not, did not advance our nation.
It did not advance our country.
It did not advance race relations.
As a white man, I still don't want to be around any place with this predominantly black.
I went to one black mall in Dallas, Texas, one time to get a pair of sneakers because, of course, they had my size there.
And there was a mall shooting.
And that was my first time my wife had been involved in a shooting.
And so in the mall, we all run out.
And then people started looting.
They started looting the stores as they were running out for the emergency exits, looting the backstock.
And that's my, I totally said, this is just black people, honey.
Okay, we're going to talk about this, Elijah, because that's bullshit.
I'm going to tell you why.
I grew up in Coney Island, so I'm very familiar with black people and my racism is founded in a place of truth.
So that video, though, it looks like an Australian dude who's like, crikey, mate.
And he lands on their island and there's a bunch of them with sticks and they're like, oh, oh, shit, like that with these sharp sticks.
And he's laughing.
They don't know.
And then they start dancing.
Then they go, oh, shit.
And then the video clips.
And then they fucking threaten him again.
And then they dance again.
And it's just random.
And I'm going to tell you, as a guy who's walked through the hood at nighttime, went through the wrong block, had to go through the project buildings, cut through the courtyard to get to my house.
I've had that same experience happen to me, but in English.
So there's no reason why some unexplored African country tribe acts the same way as people who act in the projects.
That video, right, of that island, if you take away, if somebody with Photoshop skills took away the bow and arrow and replaced it with a Glock knife, it's the exact same from like Cody Island or Lake Compton, you know?
But what upsets me is that white people, we're starting to get it now, but for the longest time we didn't get it.
I mean, only recently we had this Miami situation where like, you know, we said that there was Nephilim, there were aliens at the mall.
And that's because we still don't understand.
It was just black people.
We still don't understand that.
We don't understand what these people are about.
We think that they're otherworldly or interdimensional.
Yeah, that's a different kind of having a stiff wood.
You know what I mean?
It's like the physical.
I want to play this.
We did watch this last time we were with you guys.
Let me see if I can get this.
Yeah, let me see if I can get this.
Wait, hold up.
This is to remind you that, by the way, they wanted to rule themselves.
So now they've ruled themselves, but it's unintentionally.
The reason why I get mad is because Papua New Guinea, like every other colored person, by the way, which is you're not allowed to say anymore, but it doesn't matter.
I don't fucking care about this politically correct language.
Every colored person nation, besides the Middle East, has like wanted to rule themselves and they still require billions and billions of dollars.
But even the Middle East still gets a lot of billions of aid in our own military.
But it's like Papua New Guinea.
It's like, oh, yeah, we want to rule ourselves.
We hate white people, but also send us billions of dollars every year for basic running water.
And we only can use the infrastructure you built.
And then you have to, you have to send your engineers and delegates here to help fix our prisons and things because we don't even know how to fix our own infrastructure.
I'm going to say this: bring, take it up my screen off here because I don't know what's going to show up on my Google.
There are some pretty, uh, there are some mulatto Aboriginals today that have like almost like a Candace Owens, where like they've been blacked, and they've been the dudes have been blacked by the women, and they actually are like fairly attractive women.
There's not a lot of like native Aboriginals that look really good, but some of the mulatto ones actually have like pretty good looks.
They also have public service announcements on the television which tell and encourage Aboriginals not to sleep on the road because they get run over if they're sleeping on the road in the Atback road trains come through and just plow them down.
Well, and the ones, the ones in Papua New Guinea, as we talked about on our show, I think, don't they like stick their hands in gloves full of ants or something like that?
All right, go to my screen here, go to my screen robust.
So this is uh, so this is what I meant.
So there's like, there's like a decent, like, they look like this, you know, like, so there's like, I mean, they're not, they're not my type, but it's like these like mixture girls.
They're like this, um, this mix.
Those are yeah, these are abos.
They do look a little retarded, like, but they, what it is, is it's this mixed look, and they are, there's like, like, see, like, here's one right here.
So they mix with white people, and they end up having like wait, why is that dude in there?
But you see right there, like that's this is more like the mixed ones, but these, but these also, like, some Aboriginals do look like this, even like naturally.
So I don't know if the guys were having sex with like the monkey, like the well, you gotta think about it.
Let's highlight that for a second because what happens is like the women that were on the ship, the alpha males that were prisoners, they got to fuck them.
Even the white beta males still have more to offer to the culture at large than you know, maybe other darker skinned cultures.
Well, look, look, and before I get quoted and saying, you know, like, dude, by the way, I uh right-wing watch wrote a recent article about the show, and I love like they just took one of my quotes out of context.
And I was watching Devin Tracy cover, and he's like, Here they have an article written.
Elijah Schaefer said, I want to remove all blacks.
And that was like, that's how they titled it.
And it was like, that was definitely taken out of context.
But don't make me, I would say, don't make me sound like too based.
Like, I mean, like, if I did say that, that would have been even cooler, but that wasn't the context.
I know that I don't speak like that.
So, like, someone be like, oh, he said, like, monkey-looking ones.
It's like, dude, I call my son monkey.
That's the key thing.
The only reason why you should be offended by being called a monkey type person is if you that's racist if you think that's offensive because if i say all the elephant girl do you really think i mean she looks like a actual elephant if you do then you're the one that's mean maybe i mean she's an elephant looking girl because she's got big ears right maybe i say they're monkey looking ones because they look like silly goofy people who enjoy fruit right that's possible so Pretty sure he meant that that one looked like a gorilla, but you don't know.
But see, that's the key thing: you're assuming, and you're the racist one for assuming you're the racist one.
So, watch this.
Jesse Lee Peterson got on a plane amazing and had a black uh pilot, uh, woman, and uh, he decided to turn it into a racist tirade.
The employees just didn't know what to do with him.
So, I was over there sitting there waiting for them to close it.
Door let people in close the door, and low and behold, a black female pilot came out of the little cockpit thing, standing there at the door, talking with the stewardess.
So, I happened to look up, I'm like, What the?
We got a black female pilot.
So, when the flight attendant came by down the aisle, I said, Do we have a black female pilot?
She's like, Yes, I'm like, What the?
And she was like, What's wrong with that?
I'm like, You know, female can't fly no airplane, and she started laughing, and then she went and told the other flight attendant, a black male flight attendant, and I asked him the same thing.
And he was like, Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
I'm like, Yes, it is.
Is she qualified?
I asked her, Was she one of those affirmative action pilots, or what?
And then they went and told her what I said.
They said she had uh, there was a white male pilot in there as well.
I have a debate coming up, just so you know, on the importance of white identity in Western nationalism.
And on the side arguing for white identity at this moment, it's supposed to be Joel Davis and Jared Taylor.
So this is going to be a fucking another internet breaker.
However, I might go to jail for that one.
So I don't know if I should do that here.
But I wanted to make sure my audio is working.
Brian nicely fixed it for all of us on the back end.
And gentlemen, if you guys haven't already who are on the show, can you guys share out the Rumble League on your socials or tell your people to tune in on Rumble just so that we can get 1.5k viewers?
Because I'm competing with my friend right now and we need to get more viewers than him and we need to ruin his day.
I'm just really genuinely.
That's really important to me that we destroy our friendship.
So let me also bring up a very important, we were talking about black culture, right?
And you mentioned this.
I saw the craziest video while he's looking for that.
Black culture is one of the most confusing things that I've ever experienced.
This is literally the craziest video I've seen in a long time.
And here's what it's, here's what it's titled.
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This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
A dude comes in his pants during a twerking contest, and it's immediately and loudly pointed out to 500 people in the room while they show his thumbstain on the Jumbotron.
And a DJ plays making fun of him.
Nightmare.
And I was like, Mike sent this in.
My producer was like, hey, we got to get this on the show while they're on.
Huh?
What is this?
Okay, so I was like, what the hell?
This is like, it's disgusting.
And I do want to let you guys know this is gross.
It's a Friday night and I'm hoping the streams are a little more offensive on Fridays.
But like, this is so fucking wild.
Cause after this, we're going to juxtapose it with a white culture video.
Am really impressed, and I just want to give you a shout out to the SOBs who are watching the show.
Uh, those that are in locals supporting elijashaf.locals.com.
It's free to join.
I encourage you to join locals because it's free to join.
Of course, you got to pay to join to comment and interact, but it's also everything I do is there.
So, no matter where I upload, even for Gateway Punt, like, how do I find your videos?
How do I know where you are?
Well, when you join the locals community, everything's posted there.
And a lot of the posts are free.
So, anything that's like you know, you have to pay to join the live chat or whatever and be a part of the community, and it supports the show.
But, like, if you just want to know what's going on and links to videos and stuff, it's just free to join.
So, just you should join the locals community to check in.
If you're bored at night, again, Gateway Pundit, censored street videos, everything's there.
So, you should just check it out.
Uh, but most importantly, we have exclusive content only on censored TV.
So, even if something is uh paywall, it'll still be, you'll know it's there.
It's just you'll have to click on it.
But anyway, uh, make sure you join there at censored.tv.
But shout out to you guys because, like I always say, once again, we're in the top 10 streams for the night, uh, live where we're at, completely independent, hanging out with you guys.
And like, Stew Peters has like almost 500,000 subscribers and get like 1.33 live.
And we are got almost 1.5k live, and we don't even get on the front page.
You guys, I am not joking with you for a channel that's not featured on the front page and is not big.
We have the largest ratio audience.
This is not a joke.
This is not a joke.
I've looked at everybody who could be competing with that does better either has a deal with Rumble, is featured on the front page through a back-end deal, and/or has a massive channel from previous deals.
For the dedication of you guys coming around for 40,000 subs, getting 1.5k views when we're not on the front page is fucking amazing.
And you guys are the most supportive group, the SOBs, the slightly offensive backers.
Wait, If you guys want to do some crazy shit, because I, because I have a sense, right?
We have censored.
So even things that wouldn't make it on Rumble.
If you guys want to do something fucking crazy and host like a Tower Gang censored TV, like combo pay-per-view event or something sometime that's fucking crazy, I'm all go.
I have like a lot of sway in that company, and there's a lot we can do.
We're going to have a few people on Lint's reviews, but like that'd be crazy.
That'd be insane.
I don't even want to do that, but if you want to do that, I'll host with you.
By the way, by the way, speaking of that, if you could bring up my screen here, Brian, I have my new video on Gateway and it's about Michelle Obama, but I chose to get a lot of stuff.
That's so good.
Let me go down to Dom here.
Come on.
Can we, you know what I hate is when you're zoomed in like this and it takes you so long to get AI.
Well, I'm a Galvinist, but I'm also, but I, I, I'm very loyal to Gavin because Gavin was like right as my old company tried to fuck me publicly, like within like 30 seconds, I got a call from Gavin that was like, hey, do you want to work for me?
And then because of, it was a really like kind of, I can't get into it, but the exit was like pretty, pretty tough.
And I really couldn't work with anyone for a while.
It was pretty, it was illegal for me to like non-compete kind of clauses.
And so I was like, dude, I thank you, but I can't work for a network.
I can't do this.
I can't, I can't create a deal with you.
It's just, I'm going to get sued if I try to like work for somebody else.
And then when the non-compete was up, it's like, boop, hey, you want to work for me?
And it was like the fact that he was like immediately like just the first person.
Like, I don't care if people say, I supported you.
I'm your friend.
This and that.
Like, if you're going to call me and fucking offer me money to support my job and my life in knowing my wife is pregnant and knowing like friendship, dude, you're offering me money.
It's like hey buddy you want me to fucking help you in your life like monetarily as a guy that says more to me than some guy who like sends a text like love you man support you buddy and it's like hey fuck you just got your back so i'm just joking with gavin he's actually a friend of the show he was just on the show go to tower gang on rumble and check out his episode he killed it within the first 20 minutes i believe he showed us his dick he just stood up Shows like this guy's a fucking homie.
It's like when people call you ugly as a guy, it's like Gavin's got millions and millions of dollars and owns a network as well as co-found advice cashed out before it went bankrupt and everything.
Look, you can have an ugly ass dick.
And if you got millions of dollars, you know, it doesn't matter how it doesn't, it actually doesn't matter.
So somebody had asked me about the show about the devolution of the show.
And I said, well, first of all, they're like, here's no swearing on the show.
First of all, that was a rule because that was when my YouTube channel was monetized.
Then when my YouTube channel became unmonetized, we brought swearing back onto the show because I just, we only muted it because the network wanted the money and they had to bleep with everything was pre-recorded.
Then we went live and sometimes we would, even if we did it, we would still bleach stuff.
But then we started doing live stuff.
And then you really cannot bleep live stuff.
And the shows had a lot of swearing before.
You just didn't know.
In fact, oftentimes we'd release an episode of slightly offensive that would be 50 minutes and there was like 30 to 40 minutes cut out that wasn't even available on the website.
Like somebody, you know, that rhymes with foil would go on like a Jew rant for 20 minutes and then that would just get cut out.
Not, I wouldn't cut out just the editors at Blaze would cut things out and it just would never make it in the show.
And that's why you notice some weird jump cuts in the show was intentionally that.
However, as we've moved along, guys, I wanted to tell you this something here about censorship on YouTube, why I'm trying to move away.
I released a new street video.
You can bring us all on the screen here.
I released a street video and it did, you know, I got to remind you, I have 560,000 views.
I have 60,000 subscribers on YouTube.
The video has done 12,000 views.
And when you go to the analytics, we looked at it on the stream on locals the other day.
Do you know how, so first of all, it's almost 100% of the views are from my subscribers.
And you can see where the watch video is from.
All of the views, only 1% is from suggested.
And 99% of the views are from people's subscription feed.
So when you click on the tab, subscribe.
Do you know how many of my subscribers they placed the video into their subscription feed of?
A 560,000.
Do you know how many they did?
It says the number of like how much percentage they sent notifications or like actually showed the video to.
It was 12%.
So they're not even showing my videos.
So it's 1%.
There's zero.
It's pretty much zero views from suggested.
They've stopped showing the channel to new people.
And of my subscribers, which matches the email I got last December was, it's called like a reduction.
They consider it harmful content.
So they won't show it to your subs.
90% of my subs do not even get to see it in their subscription box.
You have to go, even if you search the channel, it doesn't show up.
You have to go find it.
And we can see it through analytics.
So I just thought, why the fuck am I on YouTube?
Like, why even the, what even is the point if I can literally put up a picture of my dick and make, you know, get 50 times more views?
It's like, I know, but I'm not even joking.
It's like YouTube is fucked so bad.
If you look at the analytics, it's crazy.
76,000 impressions they put out on a street video.
I have 560,000 subs.
They only put out 70,000 impressions and it has an 8.8% click-through rate.
And by their own website, if they'd showed it to who they say, they should have 200,000 views by now.
But YouTube is so gay.
It is so fucked.
I just decided that like starting from like, we're going to just start officially migrating away from YouTube because it's like, what's the point of putting in work?
Like, dude, I have 560,000 subs.
We get 300 live viewers on YouTube.
Like, that's crazy.
Like, because it doesn't give notifications.
It doesn't show up.
So I'm not complaining anymore.
It's just like, dude, we can get 1,500 people watching on Rumble, 40,000 subscribers.
Why the fuck would we even waste our time on YouTube?
Because it does, it's like, it's like, it's like I have like 500 followers on there, which is gay because, you know, it could make a lot of money there.
But I feel like I finally, I feel vindicated because on the back end, it's like, finally, we're growing on Rumble.
We've only had it for, it's been almost a full year that I've had a Rumble page.
So just launched last year and we're getting going.
And so it's like, it's just growing.
And I'm pretty fucking happy about it.
I don't know how you guys is going, but I'm pretty damn happy about like this alternative because, well, it is, it is sad for me to only have 1500 live viewers.
We used to get, you know, between six to 10,000 or whatever before all the shit went down.
It's like, I don't even care anymore because I think we can build this shit back up.
I think by the end of the year, we can get up to 2,500, 3,000 live viewers on the show.
And I think we're going to get there.
We're going to see like another year or two of growing the show back up to where it was because fuck, fuck the JuTubes, man.
Susan Wajeki and her fucking ass fucking fist fucking bitch team.
And ESPN and Disney were being a bunch of homos about Sean Strickland.
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Whether YouTube gets it together or not, I think it's kind of irrelevant.
I think we see where this is moving.
I mean, we're, I mean, I pay attention to the metrics on my show and targeting and targeting is definitely taking off on Rumble, being as it's more of like an offensive comedy thing.
And, you know, we've been struggling on YouTube for forever.
And it just seems now that we I'm seeing the alternative platforms get to a point where they actually like we had a little bit of promise with Odyssey, like a little sort of minor success very early on, sort of.
But then like Rumble's come along.
And either way, like this is the way it's moving.
Whether YouTube wants to get on it with the program or not, that's up to them.
I kind of doubt they will.
I think they'll go the way of Sports Illustrated and they're going to be this bloated corpo bullshit.
But we have things like Rumble and other alternatives popping up.
And yeah, I mean, I see a lot of promise for that going forward.
I'm going to talk a little shit though, real fast here.
I'm going to show you this for us.
It's like, I'm telling you this, though, because you guys are not promoted on the front page.
You got to give yourself more credit.
And I want to remind people on Rumble to go search channels out.
Don't be lazy, which is kind of our benefit.
Is that like they're not going to promote you?
Watch.
So check this out, Brian.
If you go to the front page here on Rumble, usually RiceGum gets featured, right?
And so he'll have like five or six thousand live viewers, maybe 10,000, because he's put on the front page right here in the featured page.
And everyone that's up here gets massive fucking numbers, which is great.
But RiceGum tonight is not featured for whatever deals they have.
So then guess what?
He's back.
He's at our numbers.
And that's why I know that our audience is fucking good because RiceGum has not only that, but if you go to RiceGum's page here, he has like 30,000 more subscribers, which means it's like, it's not that he's got like this massively bigger audience.
He's just put on the front page.
He's got a massive live audience because he's put in front of people's faces.
But it's like, we're not even anywhere.
You have to scroll down and find us or manually search.
And we're here in the ninth largest stream.
Plus, you can't even count Newsmax, Rural America's Voice, InfoWars, or even this RSPN.
Like these are all networks.
We're in the top five streams, and you can't beat this.
This is just hot bitches and whores.
And like, I mean, I mean, we're just never going to beat that.
But I meant like, I'm like, I've been so impressed by the performance of like the people on Rumble that it's like, dude, like, I don't even complain.
People are like, oh, well, my audience is like, dude, when we were streaming on here, when we started streaming, we were getting like 200 views.
Like, last year, it started with like 200 views on Rumble.
And now we're like able to average maybe 25,000 views here on Rumble.
And like, give me two more years.
This is the key thing, though.
And I want to encourage people who are content creators and who are out there who are trying to make it.
Like, people do not realize.
Like, for like almost four years of Slightly Offensive, when I used to run the podcast, which doesn't exist anymore, Slightly Offensive podcast literally doesn't exist.
I might start it up again one day.
But like it took years to get the podcast off the ground.
People just wouldn't watch it.
Like no one would watch it.
And it took years and years and years of just dedication and not missing shows.
And even this live stream, I've really been shitty and inconsistent with it.
But now that I'm more consistent, the views are going up.
So it's like sometimes when people are like, well, my show isn't growing, bro, you got to be on a three-year plan.
Like this is like being with women.
Like it's not like you're going to like start to understand them better tomorrow.
Like you're like, I hope by like 2026, I like can slightly get what they're saying.
You know what I mean?
Like you had to be on a long-term trajectory.
It's like you're in it for the long run here.
And so with Rumble, I genuinely still say this.
I think Rumble, if they don't tank and they, you know, continue on, is literally going to be at a point in the next, I said five years last year.
So I think we're three and a half to four years behind Rumble being what I want it to be.
I think we have like 2026, 2027.
I'm literally banking on the long game here.
Like that's why I know like I don't see the result now, but everything good in life, you don't see the result.
And you know what's better?
It's better to have an audience here that's smaller, that's not going to get taken away than it is to have a community.
Because I can never build a fucking community because it always gets the difference in an audience and a community is the audiences keep getting removed and you can never build the fucking community because you keep losing your audience and you're trying to build it and build it.
Besides the fact that you can feel the culture shifting, I think we've seen enough people try to like bend the knee to like this sort of left-leaning networks.
You know, YouTube does have this left-leaning bias.
And you watch people try to bend the knee constantly and then they get taken out anyway.
You try to play ball with them and then one slip up and you end up getting your entire channel taken down.
And if you look where the culture is going right now, it's like, don't, you know, go with who's going to support you.
Go with who's going to allow you to have freedom of speech, which is kind of a nice thing, especially in what we do.
And I think it's time to just leave these old things behind.
You know, I think YouTube is dying.
And like I said earlier, maybe we'll see them pivot.
It'll be a little bit too late, you know, too little too late.
But I think that we're sitting, I keep bringing them up.
I know I've said it like three times, but this Sean Strickland thing is really a tale of the time.
It's really telling as to where the direction of everything is going.
And that's why I'm saying I know I can build, rebuild the slightly offensive backer gang here because it's like, dude, look, it's like, I understand at the height.
If I can get the show, if I can get the show up to 3,000 live viewers, essentially I can match Blaze's budget for the show, hire a proper staff, create documentaries, do things.
I'm not even joining you.
I know how to monetize shows outside of being demonetized.
I don't make any money from Rumble.
Rumble, I make like $10 from, you know, a month on views, but I know how to get ads and I know how to work with, you know, I've worked and helped develop sub-agencies and agencies so that shows can be funded independently.
And that's a key thing of working with networks is understanding that.
However, I just know that here, it's like, all I need to know is that maybe the tech doesn't work, but at least people know I'm here every Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
So you can come tune in when you want.
And it's not going to disappear.
And if you search the videos, they will appear.
And if you click on the live tab to tell people, just tell people to click on the live tab, and they'll usually find us up near the top.
But in YouTube, you can't even tell them that.
It's like, type in our name.
And by the way, our videos won't know necessarily show up if you make a new account.
And also, our videos don't show up to anyone who's like under 18 either.
Like, with you fucking when he sees the bank accounts, like, you're just fucking pathetic.
And the fact that the fact that you have no fucking backbone and has he shut down your country and seized bank accounts, you asked me some stupid shit like that.
Go fuck yourself.
Move the fuck on, man.
That's not really asked the question, but I did want to ask also this past October when they announced the Bud Light sponsorship that you'd go so hard on Bud Light in your next fight, they'll have to accept me or denounce me when they know what and we'll know what they stand for.
This guy's like, this Canadian is not that Canadian.
Are you still going to use your fight time to kind of speak on that?
Yeah, what did Gigaz say Sean Strickland when he actually won the title against Isaiah Sonia here in Sydney a couple of months back?
And he was at the press conference and they called after the Australian media, called them all pussies, called them faggots and all that type of stuff.
Dude, I can't wait to get back to the U.S. and do one of these in-person episodes.
Dude, I hate the internet, but I also want to remind everyone that X also changed their algorithms right as Elon's headed to Auschwitz.
It's been pretty fucking bad for the noticers, which reminds me, guys, get one of these while you can because we're about to change everything on the website and stuff and like relaunch our work on a bunch of stuff.
So our website will be taken down very, very soon, which means that it's only your last time to get merch.
And so I just want to remind you, if you want to support the show, make sure that you check these out.
These are original artwork that's created by people by you guys.
And it always, that one is killing a zombie Biden, but this one's also legendary too.
This is original, slightly offensive.
But I really encourage you guys to get your noticer t-shirts.
Some other people have copied us over the last year, but I believe we were the first to it because of Ben.
We had put that out there and just telling people if you're noticing things, if you're noticing that there's people crawling out of tunnels in your city and you don't know what the fuck is going on and somebody's got to figure this shit out, go there and pick one up.
They're really comfortable, really nice, and it has a slightly offensive logo.
100% of the profits go directly towards funding the show.
There is like, and I'm not joking, there is thousands of dollars of just like monthly costs just to like run something like this in terms of software, in terms of basic things.
It does cost thousands of dollars a month just on the back end of like basically to do bullshit.
And that's unfortunate, right?
Business licensing and things.
And so like merch is a huge way, even if we don't have advertisers or different things to continue to support the show directly.
So that's really helpful.
And it's also really cool, too, because if you ever want to tag me and put yourself in that t-shirt, put it up.
It's a great, it's a great conversation starter.
What have you been noticing?
That's weird.
Well, do I have a fucking story for you?
Right.
It's a great, a great information.
As we wrap up and we get to the end of this, Mike, producer Mike has sent in a video he wanted me to play for you guys.
Since we were talking about he wanted us to end with a would or wouldn't.
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It's fucking cool.
This is a, that's a real Rife Royal Rife machine.
It's like a frequency healing machine.
And it has a value of about $5,500.
We're giving that away at the end of the month.
So if you want, buy a shirt, get entered into the raffle.
I don't give a fuck who wins.
And we'll send it to you guys.
It might, maybe.
It might be a time machine.
This shit is really cool.
No, it's like, I mean, if you get into vibration and frequency and stuff like that, it's, I believe it.
You've got to become a billionaire and like actually traffic and rape kids in order to access sex.
Like that's like how fucked up you're like, you're like, you guys, dick was so fucked up.
He's like, I'm going to become a millionaire and then I'm going to molest people.
That's going to, and then they're not going to have any choice.
You're going to enjoy the dick and you're going to do it and you're going to be trafficked in the process.
That's what I think is crazy too is that Epstein is like probably the least satanic, least demonic, least pedophilic pedophile that probably exists in the elitist circles.
The fact that he had an island and stuff, like that guy just didn't give a fuck.
And that was like their fall guy, right?
So the fact is like, and they fall guy, we didn't get the list.
Now, those people, you think they just went to Epstein Island to fuck kids?
You think they just went to Epstein Island to rape people?
He was like, so you think that they were raping kids in those tunnels?
And I was like, listen, best case scenario, they're raping kids.
He's like, what's the worst?
I'm like, worse is that they're raping them and then sacrificing them to Moloch.
And honestly, that's probably what's fucking going on down there.
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Dude, I just did a, I legit just did a series on my show about the finders cult when this stuff dropped, which is like the old school, like from like the 80s.
And it was like all the way back to like the 50s.
And it was legit, like they were trafficking kids and there were CIA connections.
And it's like, once you start seeing these connections, seeing behind the veil, and then fucking a bunch of Jews pop out of tunnels with mattresses and stuff, you're like, I'm seeing so many goddamn connections here.
Let me let me tell the SOB something, everybody watching.
Here's something really important that I want to remind you.
So the reason, the reason why people are like, why do you talk about Zionist stuff now?
Now, one of the reasons why is, and I used to hint at it, but one of the reasons why I talk more now is not only because I became more educated, but because this show has never been and will never be an anti-Jew show.
It'll never be like we have Jewish people on the show.
I'm not doing this whole I have black friends thing, meaning straight up, Jewish people can't even decide what it means to be Jewish.
Is it an ethnicity?
Is it a religious?
Like it's hard to even define.
So it's like, I don't, I, I literally don't give a shit.
Like if you're a shitty person, everyone knows in real life, we'll fuck with each other.
Sometimes we'll fuck each other.
That's what happens to the tower gang.
But on the flip side, it's like, dude, also, I'm not going to not call out bullshit.
And we know that the Jewish Zionist cabal is like so threatened by us noticing how fucking miserable they're making our countries that they're like working overtime to make it that we can't talk about this stuff.
But the problem is, is it's not like we're just like, oh, some Jews and we're mad.
It's like they're crawling out of like rain gutters and then calling us bigots for wondering why the how the fuck is what's going on here?
And then they're creating articles in real time talking about how the mattresses never came out of the tunnel, how there was no baby seats coming out.
And then literally, if you go on Twitter now, which is one of the last free speech platforms-ish, like free speech-ish, everyone's getting their reach massively fucking tanked.
And it's, it's insane.
So it's like, dude, shut it down.
If the richest guy, if the richest guy in the world, if the richest guy in the known world, we're not talking about Saudi, you know, royalty, we're talking about just businessmen who run businesses.
Obviously, there are richer elites out there, but the richest man can't even run his own website without visioning, visiting Auschwitz every 35 days.
You know, these people have some serious fucking control.
You don't want to poke the bear.
And it's, and, and honestly, my Jewish friends, I'm not joking that are pretty based and whatnot are like, yeah, it is actually is legitimately true.
And I will tell you, I've, I had uh people that are mad at my at Adam King on the show because he didn't lie about Jews wanting to eradicate Christians more than Muslims that he would that that he didn't lie and they were saying is he should have lied to the Goyam and I know about this from behind the scenes so when we're talking about this bro yeah but but like but like when you're talking about this I learned that they wanted to destroy Christians and that they're trying to subvert Christian society and that's that that's why things didn't randomly randomly become degenerate from the 60s on.
It was like a coordinated planned effort of people with names and with addresses, and they still do, that are trying to legalize and court order Western society, our women to go wild, our men to be weakened.
And then people keep saying, but we don't need to talk about this.
We need to talk about Jesus.
And I'm going to tell you the most crazy statement here that I'll just end here.
My final statement is.
In order to be serious and to follow God is actually not what the church tells you.
It's hard work.
It's going to be like boot camp.
You need to, you need to, you know, pick up your cross and carry it.
Meaning it's going to be like, people say, do you want the fire of God tonight?
You want the fire?
The reason why you feel far from God is because you're living in sin.
And to not living in sin, it even compares it to like a race or like physical effort.
Even says like discipline isn't even fun in the beginning.
To follow God in the beginning is really difficult, actually.
You've got to deny your flesh and you've got to pick up your cross.
But what they've done is, here's the point, is what is it that gives men that drive to want to do tough shit?
It's testosterone.
And they've targeted testosterone for a reason because the testosterone in our bodies, literally, we're all weak.
We're half where we were 50 years ago.
Men don't have drive.
They don't have drive to be good employees.
They don't have drive to run their country.
They don't have drive to win wars.
And they don't have drive to want to follow God.
And so everything is about feeling good.
It's emotional.
It's feminine.
But I just wanted to remind people that God is out there, that there is a hierarchy of a child under woman, a woman under man, and a man under God, where all the red pill people get it wrong.
They're like, they go, men aren't loved.
Only women and children are loved.
Yeah, on earth by humans, but we are loved by our heavenly father.
We are loved by God.
And that's why the hierarchy was we're not supposed to find love and protection and commitment from men or from humans.
It's from God himself.
So seek God and know it's not like you just go to a church, you get the fire of God and your life's good.
You're a degenerate, fucked up person, and you have disgusting shit and a vulgar mind.
And that's not bad because you have testosterone.
And so you want to, you know, fuck things that move and walk.
And God's like, hey, I'm going to give you supernatural control over yourself.
You're going to become a soldier.
You're going to become in my army and you're going to fight not against your own thoughts and cope with drinking and drugs and all these things to battle your own mind.
You're going to start controlling your own mind by my power and then you're going to start fighting the evil things in the world.
And so men, you know, it's a pretty cool thing.
Christianity is really fucking cool.
It's really strong.
It's a very masculine thing.
It's been co-opted by subversion, just like the black churches have been co-opted into activism and NAACP shit.
The white churches have been subverted into some gay, weird, feminist crap.
And you need to like tell men, hey, it's tough to follow God in a lot of ways.
It requires sacrifice.
It requires grit.
It's going to require pain, persecution, but it's worth it, just like your body or anything else.
Men are not here to have an easy life.
We are here to have a meaningful life, a valuable life, and to leave an impact on the world.
So I just want to return that.
Remember that they have taken away our drive by giving us goy slop and have ruined our lives with our emission phones and all these things.
And they're trying to take away our drive.
So fucking get that back.
Work on your testosterone.
Stop being a fat, ugly fuck.
Put your beer down.
Stop smoking weed every day.
Stop being a loser.
Go run.
Drop the weight.
Track your calories.
Put in the work and stop being a bitch.
Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
Thank you so much again for watching another episode of Nightly Offensive.
I appreciate to my gang, the tower gang that was there tonight.
You guys have been completely awesome.
Make sure you follow them.
Shout out to locals.
If you can go here, Brian, I just want to look at our locals chat here.
We got our three super chats from Rumble.
Somebody sent this one in here.
The city of Phoenix allowed something called No Pants Rail Day to take place.
A group of adults rode public transportation in their underwear.
Some of them were fetish gear.
Children were present.
Someone said, guys, I need a new state.
Okay.
Sorry about that.
Alex Lindquist.
Deb Stup said Bottom Lopstub reads Sports Illustrated for the articles.
Yeah, that's actually, it's a pretty nice t-shirt.
You know what I mean?
It's like pretty nice there.
And then what is that?
That's I don't know.
And then Butthead just sent a bunch of green helmets.
All right, guys.
Thank you so much again for watching.
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